The Yak - Plinko Day Makes Its Epic and SMELLY Return | The Yak 4-18-25

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. Hello, it's the Yak. Robak.com promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Robak.com promo code yak 20% off your first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers shorts robak.com promo code yak I'm already suspicious the the anus boys are late that I knew they were taping a sketch. I
Starting point is 00:00:53 Am also suspicious. Yeah, that makes me nervous and Danny's had an air about Two days now. Oh, so you have a fucking live animal in a box right now what? Also, you have a fucking live animal in a box right now what? Well, we're gonna introduce it we always introduce it no one knows what type of animal can I guess and ruin it stop It's not a live animal Because I'm nervous We always introduce what we got at the beginning no we don't't wait. Where do we get going? We always introduce what we have Brandon? What do you have? I don't have anything We'll do it when we do it. Okay, I'm nervous
Starting point is 00:01:35 spider interesting There's a lot going on interesting a lot of I was nervous that the anus boys aren't here and then you immediately well I'm nervous about that what's in the box what's in the box what's in the box what's in the box what's this box what do we got a green box Mystery boxes as well two boxes two boxes Hell could be in those so Yeah, I I yeah, I brought two mystery boxes. I don't really I'm kind of taking Brandon's approach I don't want to reveal what's in the box. Take it. I have one good box and one bad box.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Maybe we should wait for Nick and KB to return to introduce our things. They might never be back. Might not ever be here. What if that's their thing? That they just, point go day they leave. It's over. Where the fuck are these guys?
Starting point is 00:02:38 Who took my headphones? Is that for a win? I think it's your own. All right, let's introduce what we got. Oh wait, what's that bunny outfit? Oh Okay, honey outfit There it is, it's a little blocked but yeah, do you want me to introduce my thing then? Yeah, let's do it Okay, let's get let's just at least throw them out. We're just ripping the band-aid off Day wait
Starting point is 00:03:01 Yeah, let's fucking do it. Okay Easter this weekend, obviously. Kind of a cop out. Are you a good egg or a bad egg? Oh no. Okay, the good egg is, there's a selection of good egg in this bag right here. And then, if you get bad egg, you have a choice. You can either put on the bunny costume and you must hop everywhere the rest of the show
Starting point is 00:03:24 until someone else gets it and it's seems hot in that thing and it seems pretty well worn or Half of these are hard-boiled half of these are just regular, but they're all dyed to look the same Did you give up on dying halfway through yes? No, they are tied. It's hard these two are just party eggs check this out. Oh Confetti okay, okay, anyway. This was just a little extra as a dozen, but you can pick someone in the room Pick your egg pick someone in the room they smash it on I love it All right, it's either hard-boiled or regular or you're stuck in the bunny costume. I love it
Starting point is 00:04:05 All right, okay interesting Titus. I did uh so as you guys know I did an t-keen the first couple times We did this everyone said I got played out. So I went to a fuck ton of flowers a little gag The critics were very strongly against that so I thought I'd shake it up for once if you are a fan of the antique In maybe we'll bring it back But I thought I would shake it up for once if you are a fan of the antiquing Maybe we'll bring it back But I thought I would try something new for this time because we don't have letters and you kind of said do the good and bad So I did mystery box This is the bad mystery box. This is the good mystery box. Those are great boxes. That's our fantastic box I'm not gonna say anything else just a box. So the suspense
Starting point is 00:04:44 remains a mystery the good ones a mystery I could explain what's in the box I could give some hints but I would rather I think that's giving too much away I'm just gonna I'm just gonna leave it as is I will say that the the bad is pretty bad and the good is pretty fucking good all right okay man all right, I have a Not not so bad one. I have the hole in one challenge so The bad if you get bad on mine you have to tweet out with no context
Starting point is 00:05:17 Which hole of mine is your favorite? And a tweet to just only fans calm no context. Oh Here the boys they are late. We've already we've already introduced Kate's and in Titus Titus has two boxes mystery box good or bad Kate has you have to get in a bunny suit and hop around or there's a 12 eggs half hard-boiled half regular, and you got to smash it over someone's head. Oh, yeah So that's the truth we've introduced so I'm introducing mine right now. Mine's a hole-in-one challenge The bad is you have to tweet out with no context Which hole of mine is your favorite and then just a link to only fans calm? Oh, no. Yeah, and then the good
Starting point is 00:06:06 I have 125 donut holes huh and TJ can you go to the other camera? You will get three shots at getting a hole in one so you take all three shots even if you miss every every shot that you make is a hundred dollars cash and Tates gonna eat some munchkins. Okay. So hey Tate. If you get one hole in one Tate will eat ten munchkins if you get two he'll eat fifteen if you get three he'll eat the entire box of 25. So if we get a lot of really good golfers here Tate might have to eat 125 munchkins. Congrats, Tate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I told him, I was like, hey, make sure you bring an appetite. I appreciate that, Dan. So how many have you had this morning already? I'll wait till it's my turn to talk. OK. Brandon? All right.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Like Kate said, it is Easter. I would like to celebrate Easter. And if you land on mine, the good will be... And first of all, my original idea involved doing something on Zoom with one-month trial, Ethan, because that is my standard. I forgot to... I actually moved on and did something else, but I had already told him I wanted to use him,
Starting point is 00:07:23 so TJ will be sending him a link shortly. He'll be joining us. Oh, great. And just sitting there, he's not tasked to do anything, so. That's what he would do anyway. Right. But if you get my good, you then get this delicious chocolate bunny. Whoa. That you can eat right on, I got a bunch of them.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Could that be for everybody? No, this would just be for the person who it lands on. OK. My bad, and I don't think this is bad, but my bad would be if you were to land on it, you get this. What the fuck? Oh, no, no, no. Wait. Bad?
Starting point is 00:08:01 Let me hold it. This live bunny to hold for the rest of the show and to keep potentially forever So it's either eat the chocolate bunny. Where did you get that you get? That's the cutest thing I've ever seen well Let it go well. I'm not gonna let it go my run off, but I'll come to you I'll get it very ready. You think this bunny. I think it's adorable. Oh, I use this show to buy more pets I went to the bunny store. I walked into mostly sports this morning I love it. Brandon is stressed out of his mind and he I just go Brandon
Starting point is 00:08:30 What's going on and he's goes if I don't get a live bunny by noon So here's the live bunny Kyle would you like a live bunny oh my god If I don't give it a live bunny. He is a delightful bunny. What's his name? We haven't named him yet. My sister suggested Leroy, but she also suggests that for every animal that we ever get.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Have you ever held a bunny? That's a really well behaved bat rabbit. Yeah, it's a good rabbit. Nose. Well dude. Whoa, Kyle, Kyle. Be a little more gentle with him. Kyle, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Well don't fucking manhandle the rabbit. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Jesus, Kyle. Kyle, are you delicate enough for a bunny? No. No. He's about to skitter. Oh, hi. Lenny of mice and men here.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Do we have a plan in case this thing happens to skitter off? Is there any lettuce or anything? Oh, there's some stuff in here. Can I ask a question? Oh my god. Hi, this is just a question Peter obviously exists as an organization correct this bunny's gonna be taken care of very well. Yeah Do you think they'd get mad if we antique to bunny No, not not on Easter weekend. The wheel spins, antique and a bunny. Can I just go ahead and put my foot down? We're not antique.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I didn't say we were. The circumstances. I was more worried about you guys suggesting we eat the bunny. No, I don't want to eat the bunny. No, I mean the list of events that have to happen for us to antique it or so. It's not even worth talking about about right. It's not gonna. Have I'm crazy. It's not gonna happen So yeah, if you land on mine, and you get bad you you win your side I will be so mad if I have to go home with a bunny
Starting point is 00:10:16 Hi, cuz my kids will be like we got to keep the bunny. I have made arrangements. Okay, all right Nick Yes, so Kyle Kyle skipped over. Nick can go first. Oh Liam Plotman got me a Jigglypuff said oh he had a treat on my seat. Shout out Liam. Mm-hmm. Thank you my bad so it's I didn't do Easter theme, but We've been into cards lately. So I bought a pack of basketball cards a box We've been into cards lately, so I bought a pack of basketball cards a box We will go around the room and say one basketball player if he's in the pack that I open you eat the card, okay? I like it. That's the bad. It's a gamble for everybody, so it's the whole pack. It's the whole pack
Starting point is 00:10:56 I'll go through Wow, so there are six packs in here so up to six times They have to be active basketball. It has to be in this set, active basketball player. The good, I hope I didn't leave it, no. I will buy anybody anything with Brandon's credit card. Oh! Right. I like that. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Love that. I will be doing that with Brandon's credit card. That's awesome. Anything you want. Okay. What the hell's my wallet? Interesting. That's my wallet? Interesting. That's a really good good.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Yeah, thank you. Kyle? How about... Is that bunny under... What's a bunny hutch? Oh yeah, let's put him in there. I was afraid it was like a snake hut. Is that bunny underneath your...
Starting point is 00:11:36 You put her under your shirt? Kyle, what are you doing with the bunny? What's going on with this bunny? It's not a cat. Ever had a pet? Dude, don't put it down. Bring it all the way in here. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:11:44 It's gonna run, Kyle. No, no, don't put it down bring it all the way in oh my god. It's gonna run Kyle. Don't put it down dude. All right Kyle you don't know how to handle bunny. I was trying to set it free apologies your cat guy Kyle not a bunny guy Oh, that's a fucking man. It's a mansion mansion. Holy excited It's been a very expensive morning for me Hi, oh he's the best expensive morning for me hi oh he's the best but now for to land on the wheel you're gonna have to take him out and have him sit on your lap though I want I want the rabbit that's not bad should we name him Hoyt yes yeah oh he's good Hoyt he's perfect in all ways., great job getting the bunny. Oh, he's drinking some water.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Aw. He's thirsty. Eating. Eating. He's a really good boy. I love him. OK. It's going to be really hard when I have to antique him.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Oh, yeah. I'll do it. Yep. Because I'm already attached to him. Oh, my god. All right. Kyle? OK.
Starting point is 00:12:44 How about spin the wheel? Oh my god all right Kyle okay, how about What do you mean in the wheel? And you play somebody in not horse, but like H or how big in but any sport it can be basketball could be golf it could be weights it could be soccer if you win You get a cigarette If you win, you get a cigarette. You can smoke it. If you lose, you have to spin the office wheel, smoke the cig with somebody else, and shoot the shit.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Win-win. Okay. It's a win-win. Okay. Oh my God. Reds too. Rabbits might be my favorite animal. Danny, I'm worried.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Can everyone else go first? I need ten more minutes we have Tate Tate's got the wheel yeah, I can go I have the wheel So like last time the wheel determines your activity if you're successful you get the good if you're unsuccessful you get the bad The theme of the wheel this week is Easter So the first one is the last supper. I have four burgers here Twice last night to practice okay, so you and I'll have a head-to-head race to see who can finish two burgers first fucked
Starting point is 00:14:02 What what? What are you gonna? Do if you end up having to eat like 50 munchkins? That's just the price of doing business The second activity is called Passover you and a partner will have to play catch making ten throws with an egg over someone standing up Holding a broom will flip a coin to determine if that person is Is either za or white boy Rick? Oh? If that person is love it is either za or white boy Rick oh Incredible the third activity is he has risen you have five minutes to work up a fart
Starting point is 00:14:34 You can you can substitute in boner if you don't want to fart Easter egg hunt you have to run from baseline to baseline on the basketball court every member of the yak gets one egg to throw at you Okay, and then the final one is called resurrection res erection So I've sent TJ three very very very low resolution screenshots from famous sex tapes you have to identify You see Wow So yeah, so if you're successful you do an ash Wednesday, which means you get to antique Lucas So yeah, so if you're successful you do an ash Wednesday, which means you get to antique Lucas If you fail you have to do a palm Sunday, which means Lucas gets to make a Sunday in his hand in there and palm you
Starting point is 00:15:20 He's really good good Tate do we have really good. I have flour okay Danny You still need time? Yeah, maybe we should figure out our letters first. All right, okay. So TJ, put it on the wheel and we'll just get random letters. This is gonna be a great Plinko day, I can feel it. I can't stop watching the bunny.
Starting point is 00:15:37 He just went in the little house. He's the cutest thing I've ever seen. He's a good bunny. He went in the little tiki house. There's some really good stuff, there's some really bad stuff. Here he comes again. And there's two mystery boxes. And there's two mystery boxes and there's two mystery boxes could be a live bunny
Starting point is 00:15:50 The more you say it could be anything it could truly be anything we don't know we don't know what Danny's is yet Yeah, I'm worried about He's waiting for someone to show up with we also have a green box here that we don't know who put it Want to show up with we also have a green box here that we don't know who put it. Oh god damn Yeah, that one's very nervous hmm hmm. It's a square Hey, Ethan, what's up, dude? Hey, man, I just So I appreciate you being on standby this morning. I did go in the direction of the bunny though if that's alright
Starting point is 00:16:31 All time low being cucked by a bunny Have you are you doing Jesus right now? Did you rob a little kid's home while he was there? Damn good no, he could take it off. It does, it looks like portable. It's perfect. Ethan, how are things? You have aged one year since we've seen you. Surviving? Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:16:55 Doing my best. Okay, what's one thing you've done new since the last time you were on the show? Are you? Not much. Okay. All right, just hang out. We'll come to you every now and then I guess. Okay. Do you have any flour in your basement? Maybe. All right. Good. Good. Good. Very good. Okay. Yeah. Let's spin the wheel and figure out what letters we have I Can't stop looking at the bunny. I'd so cute man
Starting point is 00:17:33 It's not watching the bunny by the way my hole-in-one you don't have to shoot through the pizza box You shooting in front of the pizza box, so you should be able to get them and teach it up. Oh perfect. Yeah Should be able to get them and teach it up. Oh This is for what oh we do yeah we TJ go again, I'll just say what it is Alright, so we have school Yeah, sorry if you're going left to right yeah, how many letters we have we have Six of us so I get both showed you both get both skulls yeah more donuts for Tate There's a letter letter letter letter letter letter got it works yeah
Starting point is 00:18:22 Okay, actually you know what do do do the I'll take the far skull and The the right skull will be just spin the wheel and you have to do whoever's name comes up. That challenge. So that way everyone gets, we basically have a wheel for another chance. I like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:35 All right. So this for the T. This for the T. Everyone remember where they're at on the board. Tate. Tate. Okay. My bunny's at the ready.
Starting point is 00:18:47 She has a cake. Oh, you can take off Kate, because he's the real. Oh my god. I know. I want him here every day. Something about him. Did you guys have any bad ideas that you almost did? Yeah, I almost did Ethan.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Okay. I almost did Wendy. And it was going to be a milkshake from Wendy's, or you had to be in a conservatorship for a week, like Wendy Williams. Oh my gosh. I thought that was maybe too much. No. All right, what are we at? That's E. E. KB, what are we at?
Starting point is 00:19:25 That's E. E, KB you're on E. Nick. Nick was A, H, H. Cool. H. I had crucifixion. I was gonna ask somebody had to get.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Maybe we'll do Wendy another time. All right, so I'm the Y. You're the Y. Why? Why you hollerin'? Why you just, Brandon, this bunny is awesome. Oh, he's on the roof. He's on the roof, he's on the roof
Starting point is 00:19:53 That's not what the house is for silly Danny you're the H or the animal then I guess I'm the K Give her that wheel and show this bunny on the house there. We go bunnies on the house? He's standing on it. Should we call him Fiddler? Oh. Get it? This bunny. This bunny's standing on his house. Alright. We're diving right in, boys.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Yeah! Let's just dive right in. Alright, so everyone's got two pucks. Should we let Lucas have a puck?, oh Lucas yeah, what's up Lucas? Did you see our text exchange this morning no Lucas and I I tweeted it TJ Probably one of the dumbest and there's when they say like there's no dumb questions Yeah, that's not that's not true because Lucas found a very dumb question Should I expect to be flower today, you know the answer to this question just Yeah, bro, you're getting flowered
Starting point is 00:21:03 I think yeah, I think you're gonna get powered. Alright, let's dive in. Wait, let me do an ad. Chevy, Chevy's packed more capability in the Silverado Trail Boss so you can pack more fun into your weekend. Have yourself a Friday, Saturday, and Sunday with the truck that says no to nothing. Tailgate, spontaneous camping trips, DIY projects. Bring it on while the Silverado Trail Trail Boss built like a fullback.
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Starting point is 00:21:47 There's never been a cuter being than that rabbit But up when he goes under the hutch Great years very very pert. Hopefully. I assume I'm taking him. Hopefully he's not gluten free I haven't told my boys and I'm told the middle boy about him yet, but you already told him I haven't told him yet. Okay, and you're bad as we have to hold the bunny. Yeah, was yeah, that's take home. You have the bunny Yeah, I will say that if you accidentally let it go here. You are you will be hated Polly so that is stressful Yeah, that is stress like a lot of pressure kind of and if Kyle holds it for five more minutes He's gonna choke it out. He's pet than you think. Much harder than you think.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I think he already had him in a little bit of a rear knee. We have to keep him out of your hands. You guys are so gentle with bunnies. We are. You guys are notoriously gentle. You let him go up your shirt. You guys are always gentle with bunnies. Why was he going up your shirt? He wanted to.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Skin to skin. Yeah. Oop. He's just hopping around. So I bought you a cage. Skin to skin So I bought you a cage to take home I bought you everything when I was a kid and my mom was helping me like get ready for the bath her term was always Skin the rabbit oh, that's not cute To answer your question you were about to ask because nobody's here on the weekends. Yeah Because after four o'clock it would be by itself and somebody would let it out and they would escape and die. Maybe for a week how long can a rabbit live by itself without
Starting point is 00:23:11 someone checking on it? No we would somebody check on it constantly. Should we have them Oh my god. We should. We have to. That's not part of the thing. No, but listen to that. Oh my god. Let's do that another day. Yeah. We gotta do it. We should just do all the fables. Yeah. I can't think of any more. How many fables is off rabbit? The scorpion on the back. On the back of the turtle? Yeah, maybe. Or snake? The scorpion is a rabbit. No, but we'll have to get a scorpion turtle Danny is a scorpion coming How much time you need by three bears about four minutes get three bears in here yeah and a oldie logs yeah porridge
Starting point is 00:23:55 crying wolf All right, I could I could show my good though. Can you move the big dildo? I don't like it being in the same shot of the body yeah it's funny it doesn't tasteless oh no put the dildo on the body in the case freak out yeah so much weight to that's a density to it what's your good my good is just it's like a basket that's a great mm-hmm longer burger Easter eggs with a special treat inside Oh, wow Danny. I want that very good is Ali on his way Yeah, is he gonna show up with something that could eat the bunny we have a snake in a bunny
Starting point is 00:24:41 Yeah, we're gonna. This is gonna be bad We have a snake and a bunny? Yeah, we're gonna, this is gonna be bad. Who would win? Oh, the snake. I'm picking before Plinko. Is he here? I'm in love with this rabbit. Three minutes, three minutes. This box makes me so nervous.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Can't. Should we move the rabbit? No. Does everyone remember what they have? Yes, yeah. T. All right. K.
Starting point is 00:25:03 When you're looking at the Plinko board, I have the left skull, and the right skull is spin the wheel forever and I'm H and I want to see somebody eat a card I Do to whose eat will voluntarily me hurry? Okay, and that's just a cigarette with a homie. All right. All right, so let's uh, Let's spin it and then do hey, dude, please. Oh, yeah, TJ maybe throw on one slice for office wheel Hey dude, all right, everyone It's everyone's favorite day plinko on the yak brought to you by hey, dude The official comfort shoe of barstool sports and the official shoe of the summer if you haven't experienced them yet
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Starting point is 00:26:25 Get ready to rumble. Let's do it. Who's going first? We're going to find out. Two puck spins each. Looks like me. Alright. Alright.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Fearless leader. Daniel. If you get the bunny and then someone else gets it, you get to give it to them? They have to take the bunny, yeah, for the rest of the show. He heard you. I'm definitely going to forget what everything is by the time it's... Oh, I don't know. I'm going to drop the buck. I don't know where I'm going to aim.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Yeah, what's the plan here? I really don't know. I don't know where I'm gonna aim. Yeah, what's the plan? I really don't want to eat a card Like I'd struggle with that. I don't like the weird things teeth feel So you've tried to him before I don't like things feel weird on my teeth What's he doing? Oh, that's right. We have the camera back there now. You can get the behind the board scene. What's he up to? We're really far away from the board today.
Starting point is 00:27:28 That's dangerous. All right, he is dropping. There it goes. I can't see. It's over on that side. H. So it's either a card, a pack of cards all open, or you get to buy something with Brandon's credit card card or car
Starting point is 00:27:49 Anything that's anything you fucking want What It's a credit limit on that thing. It's I just paid it off. It's wide open right now. Wow yeah TJ zoom in so they can see the numbers Yeah, I'm gonna buy a motorcycle. Oh cool man a choice You're not gonna be able to buy a good one. I'm gonna buy a motorcycle You'll have to buy riding lessons as well. Yeah, just one thing. So just the bike. I don't I don't want to be a dick Yeah, I'm not like getting a helmet or anything like that or like the riding suit. Okay leather jacket
Starting point is 00:28:27 No, just one one one motor one tiny little motor. I know who really likes motorcycles It's car all right, so we were all guessing everybody gets a player that's bad for everyone. Yes So wait, it's Are you eating it? Huh? So wait, he's eating it, right? No. Oh. I might have to eat it for him? He triggered bad for everybody?
Starting point is 00:28:52 Yeah. Trigger bad for everybody? It's the rules, dude. I don't know what you're talking about. What the fuck? We've never played it this way, dude. I can't change the rules. All right, Kate, name a player.
Starting point is 00:29:01 So wait, from any year? Right now. Oh, right now. Real quick, I think my bad is here Oh, no I'd like to punch you in the head with a hammer. Yeah Velociraptor I already oh It's Hank's a machine gun
Starting point is 00:29:21 You gotta run the court Taking a leak whatever was just dude whatever was just Bosco That's the bad Irritated Bosco Grumpy Bosco just to sit on your lap I'll guess in the meantime Steph Curry Steph Curry. Oh, that's a bad guess. What is oh because it well actually maybe not Mods the bad player. Yeah, it's all right everybody my bad is oh god damn it. It's fucking. Oh. The camera pick it up. We have a rabbit. Yeah, there we go. I don't want to attack the rabbit. Yeah, we gotta be careful the rabbit
Starting point is 00:30:18 What do we have today? All right Yeah, believe the bet leave it over there for the camera like closer to closer to that side Yeah, shook it up pretty good there all right, so oh my god. Oh, he's back I love him before my bad You know this week was the act thousandth episode haven't been on this show long, but I wanted to celebrate somehow So I got us a couple of giant African thousand leggers Now there are two of them. What? Linda and Brandon, all right?
Starting point is 00:30:48 If you get bad, you will choose either Linda or Brandon. We will put them in the middle of that green square and if yours races out of the square first, then you win. If the other one does, then you lose. And someone else will have to have one crawl up their arm for ten seconds. Oh. And I think you, I think you need to show. What's a thousand legged?
Starting point is 00:31:13 What's the name of this creature? An African thousand legged. The millipede? A centipede? Giant African millipede. The biggest millipede. Let's show them, Ollie. Are they poisonous? Yes, they are poisonous. They're feces.
Starting point is 00:31:21 What? Don't, Ollie. You're doing it again again Ollie, where you're just being very casual about poison. I used to be a millipede guy at the zoo. You need to see these, you've never seen something like this. How are they poisonous? So they secrete kind of like a mild cyanide but... What? Benny's so casual! That killed Hitler. Mostly, it's not going to do that, it's just going to poop on you repeatedly.
Starting point is 00:31:44 That's just kind of a given and in the poop is poison no no the poop is not poison it may stain your skin a little Bit though, but you need to show Ali can you show them fair is fair? Fair is fair isn't good stay over there isn't doing it justice because it so is it like longer than a pen Yes, a sour punch straw Not too long too thick yeah, it's about oh Why oh is the spray to wake them up? You don't have to wake them up right now, but just show them to us it looks like a sticky bun Oh looks like a dog turd. Oh, okay. Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:20 Dog turd right now is he pooping repeatedly pooping how much poop do they have? Doctor they moving right now is he pooping repeatedly pooping how much poop do they have? How long are they alley A footy foot long gosh good fucking god Danny all right Danny good job all right Let's spin all right, but ollie will know we get to do the cards first ollie name an NBA player Current Ollie will know we get to do the cards first Ollie name an NBA player Current hold on how many cars why do you get a glove? Name an NBA player Okay split it We don't need to take him out yet, so yeah, we'll just keep him in there. Thank you. I'll lady the trip
Starting point is 00:33:10 Good to see you again um Give me Eric Gordon, okay Bones Highland Jordan pool Jonathan cominga I'm gonna go Tyrese Halliburton Dennis rotor Donovan Mitchell TJ feeling peckish Duncan Robinson all right wait do we have the reverse camera where we can I can just go one at a time brandy you read About loud I won't even see him Gigi Jackson I almost said that
Starting point is 00:33:47 Kobe, buffkin oh Damien Lillard oh Trey Jones Isaiah Stewart Kyle Kyle Kuzma. Brandon Miller. Oh my god. Cole Anthony. Deron Holmes III. Upside down. Victor Wimbenyama. Oh. Put that one a little neatly. Shay Gilgis Alexander. Kyle Filipowski. Dalton Connect. Name was a different spot. Terrence Shannon Jr. The last of the pack. Jayden McDame. Wow. Nobody's eating any of those car under the car good round everybody good round you guys are good
Starting point is 00:34:48 Wow that was what a rush It's that or you get something Brandon's it's not mine I just I just buy it for you. Yeah, that's right. Okay, all right That's one down for Dan. That was fun. Which wasn't really for Dan? But it's, we're a team. Oh, Brandon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Here we go, Brando. Let's go, baby. Come on, Brandon. Let's go, Brandon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now to the Plinko board. Did give ollie? No? Oh wow wow? Don't take a personality What else is new ollie? Yeah? What's the latest and greatest?
Starting point is 00:35:34 Any new any new lizards come out? Yeah any new drop? Oh, yeah, any news drops always always adding new. Oh wait a second Did it anything are you supposed to call your shot, and if you get it Oh, yeah, we can't we it's antique I know what would you have said I would have said H. You said H. Yeah I call your shop because that would just be a bonus and teaking of Lucas T. Okay Can't see it. I know we We'll tell you. It is very far away. Uh oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. E. Who is it? Me. Oh, a cigarette. Cigarette. That's Brandon getting a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:36:20 It's awesome. Yeah. He's going to get so sick. Brandon, have you ever smoked a cigarette is awesome. It is. He's gonna get so sick. Brandon, have you ever smoked a cigarette? Not since I was... Do you know how to inhale? Not since I was 18 and dating a whore, so I tried to impress her by smoking her cigarettes. Ooh. I hated it. Did it work?
Starting point is 00:36:37 You hated the whore? I do now, yeah. So... Good or bad, good is a... You get to play someone an H. Okay. So. Good or bad, good is a, you get to play someone an H. Okay. Oh. And that could be any game.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Yes. Okay. And then. If you win, you can have the cigarette or not. And bad is I'm smoking the cigarette with somebody in the office. With somebody and you have to name, you have to say women's names that begin with C.
Starting point is 00:37:03 All right. And as soon as someone can't think of one they have to Finish the cigarette all right all right Yeah, love that all right. I love uh so see if it's good or bad I think it's I Always fucked this up, but you play H regardless. Oh, so winning is good losing his back. Yeah Challenge someone to H here Kate three-pointer Kate free throw no I do a pull-up shoot. Yeah, she can um I will challenge Kate because I know she loved the cigarette anyway
Starting point is 00:37:41 Oh, yeah but it's rolling the base. It's fine, Marash. It's actually funnier to have the lure. Yeah, yeah. We're going to compete in rolling the soccer ball from the baseline and trying to stop it on a certain spot. That's fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Like shuffleboard? Yeah, we've got to find a spot. Because right now, the plinko board has taken up the entirety of the once you do a Do a line and if it goes over you lose How about where you do the circles? Closest to the far draft we're gonna start at the the planet fitness baseline over there and The closest to that second drafting circle wins love it
Starting point is 00:38:26 How many throws? One. One throw? Two throws or one throw? Here, I'll mark it off for you and I'll throw it back. Do two throws each. Okay. You want to move this? Yeah. I think it can be out-throw, that's fine. Okay
Starting point is 00:38:51 A mild cyanide A mild cyanide So it could get you sick? Scotiocyanide Didn't you say it was only poisonous to lemurs? So like lemurs and other monkeys are known to crush and rub Oh! Interesting strategy For like a high? Exactly Fucking the soccer ball. I would have rolled seemingly crazy strategy
Starting point is 00:39:14 Ask Ali if there's anything to Getting this poison on you and then holding a rodent like maybe like a bunny Oh, yeah So what if you get the poison of the millipede on you and then have to hold this rabbit would that not be good? Yeah, that would not be good. Okay. Let's okay great. Tj. Very good. Very good Tj. Good question So if you hold the millipede you are banned from bunny Or you just wash your hands you'd probably have to wash your hands vigorously sure let's just ban from bunny bunny. Is it close even? Brandon's closest. So that's H. Okay. It's over. Isn't it when you actually have to do something though, right?
Starting point is 00:40:11 Actually doing it like that. What is... That feels pretty good, Brandon. Good job, Brandon. is that a fart you just You just farted on purpose a woman Farted in her face to celebrate Kate gets a cigarette. Oh yeah! When can I light up? Any time. The mild cyanide is not good for the bunny.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Who's drinking? Awwww! So if you hold millipede, you're banned from bunnies. Well I think you just put it on your sleeve. Is that worth the risk at all? Yeah. Ollie, would you keep and care for that bunny or would you feed it to something? I mean, I love all animals, you know, it's just like, it's inevitable that like some rabbits have to be fed to my animals. I mean, I used to
Starting point is 00:41:19 have a Patagonian cavy, it's like the third largest rodent in the world. I had that for a long time and it chewed the studs in my kitchen and had to get rid of that Um, but no, I love all animals. Where are you coming from before this Ali? What showed is your Barrington? So I just drove like 50 miles nearly to get here. Yeah, I appreciate Everyone in the show appreciates it. How often you have to get rid of animals due to their behavior. Oh Never never most of my animals, you know, like, I'm gonna stick it to the end with them, so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Ethan, have you ever seen an animal like that? What the? Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. All right. Hell yeah. Good stuff. Dude, that's the most homeless anybody's looked.
Starting point is 00:42:01 The cigarette, the boxes. All the boxes. All the boxes. Oh man. Is that even your house? Alright, who's up? Ethan's just playing along at home. Nice. Ethan's gonna have a millipede on him
Starting point is 00:42:18 at some point. Oh, okay. Alright, you're're done get home after this. What are you calling out? Grab those two pucks Brandon clean it up a little bit That's where you should have saved the fart for yeah, and we clear It's crazy. Calling out the T again. Fart in your face. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! Hole in one. Or you got to tweet which hole of mine is your favorite. What would an example tweet be that's literally the tweet which hole of mine is your oh that
Starting point is 00:43:13 Yeah, oh I was with you. I thought I thought you had sweet. I love big cats people No, no, no, you have to ask your Twitter audience which hole Do you do you run a poll or you just ask open-ended? No, it's just ask open-ended no context those things have unfolded in there They're way bigger. Yeah, that's oh, they're wide I really want you to get good here cuz I want you to putt and I want to have to eat some munchkins I want to do that for everybody So let's just get a good what are these? What do they eat? They're baby snakes. They're Detrivores, so they eat decaying plant matter keep going there we go Brandon all right
Starting point is 00:43:48 All right, you're putting yourself three pots Say Would you like to address the burgers? What about them it was for an ad oh yesterday? Yeah, so you just took one bite, and then you didn't finish it I finished It's six burgers yesterday That's the pack another day at the office how much how much do you spend on pet food? Thousands now I've dedicated freezers for the house rodents and stuff so yeah, what's the most expensive? So like our biggest snakes
Starting point is 00:44:28 I mean they'll eat like fetal pigs and like 12 pound rabbits so those are like 15 to 20 That's like a meal. It's like I'm taking somebody out or fast food, but I do they 12 pound rabbits like from where? There's breeders that specialize in that kind of stuff. I get it shipped to me with dry ice and How often do you have to feed those bigger snakes? They're eating about once a month, okay? All right, Brian. We're ready. Are they cranky when they're like at the end of the month when they're ready to eat again all right here He goes. Oh, yeah, I'm on brand especially come on Brandon Get in oh, oh, it's eight ah Brandon what the fuck dude?
Starting point is 00:45:15 Jesus Christ go again. That was practice. That was practice. You freaking go three more times I was practice come to flat. There's a bend bend. There's like a bend in the carpet. Yeah, flatten out the carpet, Brandon. Hold on, Brandon. Right there. Never mind. It's gonna turn. Oh yeah, yeah. Flatten it out. This was all legal. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Oh, what the fuck? Talking about holes. Hole cam. Hole cam. That was the most sexual way he could have done it. Alright, they missed. Come on, Brandon. Okay, okay the most sexual way he could have done it all right amiss Come on Brandon come on Tate's hungry get it All right take they can what flavors you have I told him mix them up. I love the blueberry. Yeah, there's some in here
Starting point is 00:46:05 You would have a so here take a box lunchkin that the putting surface is not great Yeah ten out of that All right We got to figure out a maybe the putt comes from the other angle. Yeah, it's not the best putting surface Brandon's off the wheel now right he's down. Yeah, you're done. You made another hundred dollars. You made a pot Why because I didn't get three hundred I know and it would have been nice to have to see Tate eat a whole box Yeah, tastes not even mad at this no That's four
Starting point is 00:46:41 He's just doing it chew tape chew Huh you have your wallet yeah, all right, let's spin it again Danny Danny get up there. I also think that if we get through the whole show without someone's thing being hit, we have to just keep going until it's hit. That's fair. Yeah. We gotta use everyone's. You gotta hope the worst for Danny here. Yeah, you want, what do we want? The ladder to collapse? The ladder, yeah. Some kind of... Lightning? I want to play some of Kate's games. lightning Damn take your shot Because we asked you to It's crazy how successful you are That's everyone's that's that's everybody everyone's
Starting point is 00:47:42 So spin the wheel with all of our names on and whoever it hits, that's their challenge. But it's always bad. Oh, there he goes. That's 10. That's damn tight. Not a thing. Light work for safe. Listen, I wanted to feed him.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Oh no. Oh! Oh, actually that's... Oh Actually, that's Look at that Yeah, not so fun all right, so good or bad we first gotta see good or bad Bitch so he gets one of his own Easter eggs. Oh, thanks guys you're right What's in the Easter egg? Oh, it's a treat. Contrary Fritos. Oh, that sounds awesome. Nice little salt. Like mom used to do it back in the day. I had much grown up. Nice Frito
Starting point is 00:49:00 egg. Yeah. All right. Who's next? How good does it feel to be off the wheel it feels fantastic you didn't even have Pretty easy. I mean I made 200 bucks today. I got a bunny. You don't even have to fake pee breaks anymore You could still have your credit card spent or eat a card Yeah, Danny You motherfucker the wheel has a repetitive nature The wheel has a repetitive nature What's your letter Danny hey, oh yeah, that's three Danny's in a row yeah wow Follow after two Brandon's wow
Starting point is 00:49:43 Danny call your letter Then you'll have to do it So you Lucas gets in teeth you have to do the a Do we have flour I do but I have some okay great Come on out. He was just gonna make a cake later Yeah And then wait what's the rules Danny still do the air does he get I think I just the antique no no it was it was What's I thought you threw antique on top of that right? Yeah, what's the who's that a Danny? Oh?
Starting point is 00:50:28 So Danny just went double you just went double Danny. This is so much Danny Nobody's ever a lot of Danny. We've got a lot of history. We've doubled Danny Lucas what's up my friend? Black shirt was a choice. I said what's up? You said you don't really care. I do Lucas Thanks for helping out today by the way. Yeah, we appreciate it. We needed a face buckos win streak. How about that? Are they doing well? Yeah? Really well who they play last night Lucas Nationalism oh Danny I was in the after is that a fuck ton of flour. Oh, yeah, it's jeans bitch You're gonna want to close as much as you can So what I asked you they're like you think the antiquity of Lucas will ever get old and I was like no, dude No, I mean, there's only one way to find out There's a new reason to take your anger out on him every week Lucas don't break the tech this time dude. Yeah leave the tech alone
Starting point is 00:51:37 That had some heat on yeah, yeah, yeah, there's hate behind that alright, so it's just antique or is it Someone has to do yours. Which? We just made the rule. I feel like we changed the, but fuck it. Yeah, yeah, we always change the rules. It's just antique. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Okay. Calling your shot on anything is just the antique. Giant antique, yeah, that's right. It overrides what the letter is. That's right. You know what? No, we'll do, if you call your shot, you antique Lucas, and you get automatically the good
Starting point is 00:52:09 Yeah, that makes sense yeah, that makes perfect. All right. Good stuff not Fritos Cheetos. Oh Can we just sit back and watch the rest of this With the plate all right You know what fuck it? always here for mine You play a real game of ho putting or basketball and If you lose you do the the millipede what? Change that's the punishment or you guys or you could choose which one you and you're already out and if you're trying to help you guys
Starting point is 00:52:48 Don't have to do the millipede. Yeah, I really want to see a millipede race Okay, all right. It's on my bucket list Come on hey I think we gotta play We gotta play tate I know what I want to letter we don't get he's got the wheel of the wheel I think no matter what we have to play. Yeah, let's finale Yeah, yeah, no, but I'm saying like when he had if he has leftover middle wheel We're doing the wheel yeah, we're doing the wheel, but you also get to antique Lucas
Starting point is 00:53:41 Lucas here today, we can find Find Lucas Lucas we need you bud It's just the antique door that he comes out of it's a crash dummy for antique he's just like a low-energy sting Backwards off with you Lucas go back all right top for now back in the studio We're gonna bright side Lucas. This is job security We can't get really we have to Dan. I have to keep him yeah, so then Kate gets the good of mine. Yeah, okay Well that is to antique Lucas. That's an He's grandpa Simpson right now Oh, yeah, what are you doing to your hunting? More enough Fresh coat all right Lucas. We'll see ya. What do you think about that Ethan see Lucas the heat?
Starting point is 00:55:04 Say classic oh See you Lucas Classic It's an all time classic It's a classic Oh man That was great What's like the most surprisingly affectionate animal? Honestly when you get the millipedes on you Oh no! Shut up!
Starting point is 00:55:24 Don't knock it till you try to. Suppose they don't secrete the cyanide. They do have a thousand lines. And they ooze cyanide. Mild. Mild cyanide. Alright. So were those shipped from Africa, Ali? Ali? Are they selling here?
Starting point is 00:55:42 On? It may be wildcom, not too sure. They breed them in captivity. Do you know if these are two boys or two gals, or have you ever found little? I think it's a pair. It's a pair, or it's a same sex relationship. Oh!
Starting point is 00:55:59 Oh wow, progressive. Yeah. They're African hordes. They are affectionate towards each other. Have they ever created more millipipede not since I've had Whoa Dude, we're on Somebody we're really good at this. Can somebody call Lucas?
Starting point is 00:56:28 Is he still here? Ask that guy with no eyes and back. You get some Fritos Cheetos! I gotta throw flowers somewhere. Oh, there he is. Thank you. No.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Why does it look different? It looks very different. I Think his soul is officially left go back to go straight on to Lucas again. You look like the Jolly Roger Sorry ready real nice Nice. Close your eyes. Sorry. Ready? Real nice. Aw, very nice. That was cute. That was delicate, even.
Starting point is 00:57:12 It was like a bunny throw. The soft throw seems to land more flower on the face than it would. Or coverage, yeah. You get to say you were gonna be nice. I don't know why you're wiping it off to be honest run. I don't What I don't want to jinx it, but this is going really well. It's going going really well having a blast I'm having a great time everything's coming up if we heat them up will he be a biscuit Lucas. We'd have to get them wet
Starting point is 00:57:42 Off the wheel off boys the wheel, baby. Sit back and relax. The only thing that could hurt us now is to have to eat a card. Oh yeah. We're not going to name a card in that pack. I kind of want to just do one right now. If you'd like.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Halftime? Halftime card? How many packs did you get? Six. Alright, you don't want to run out of how many packs you get six. Oh, yeah, all right Let's let's see who's been it How many animals you got you're trying to like invertebrates and reptiles It was kind of an open-ended quick I do just ever on a gambling cave right now You're the fucking cuz I don't think there's a lot of people aren't here today Right now you're the fucking cuz I don't think there's a lot of people who aren't here today
Starting point is 00:58:29 Who we got in the game who's in the gambling cave, okay, let's just pick someone It's just gonna be like a tumbleweed up make spider Not make spider Henkel Spider involved yeah spider come on down And if it lands yeah, we'll just get Use the whole gambling cave so next person yeah All right spider Drop a pink plink old puck, but try to call your shot before you drop it so say what you're where you're gonna
Starting point is 00:59:00 Drop it all right go ahead and grab those two also Thank you Is there one particular reptile that you don't fuck with at all they're like rather not have this one No, I work Our blue tongue skinks are boring yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we call them blue II. It's really popular. Yeah This is fun, this is crazy Oh, that's Kyle's horse horse spider no
Starting point is 00:59:40 It's so what is it basketball and putting it it either one you get to pick you get to pick who you play. So you have to put you have to call out one of us and you play us head to head in it's peter in HL HL whatever you want though it doesn't call it's golf or or basketball or basketball. And if you lose you got to you know The spider will meet the millipede Okay, all right Ho golf first Brandon go putt for pot first to get two pots Just when you thought you were out Brandon. Oh, yeah, pull you back just Did just celebrate being done. He's wearing short sleeves today now you might get peed
Starting point is 01:00:28 You get peed yeah, you get the P if you lose you peed on yeah, you get a P to yeah You know you get to pick which one you think is gonna win the race, so you're fine if you pick the faster Yeah, you just gotta pick the faster one. Don't worry about it. We're like three steps away from that thing Yeah, you don't even have to think about about it There is no chance no time to panic yet Are those the largest millipedes out there yet Laura out of ten out of ten thousand species they're the largest They're so thick oh, yeah, you're a foot long So it's just a putt off? Yeah, it's versus two.
Starting point is 01:01:07 HO. Are they fast? They can be. Lucas. We can't be sure that's him. BAM! Wow. Wow. Oh
Starting point is 01:01:38 You got to go again, it's how He misses every which way just does not hit it down the middle Spy Make it why you give it's for the horse if you make it you're good people don't know there's no letter you know they make it there's no letter Try to get you guys to play horse first, and you didn't we should have just let him walking back here Kyle made it very clear what his game was yeah, that's true. They didn't play horse. They just played that first one was weird closest I Mean it's funny cuz he had to just walk back out to miss this part. There's no way Other side the hole. Play that back. And then whoop on the other side. Oh my God. How did he miss
Starting point is 01:02:50 that? Bugs Bunny had a magnet on that. How did he miss that? I just added this halfway through the fucking thing. How did he miss that? Good job, Spider. Yeah, nice work, buddy. There you go, Spider. That's crazy. Did's crazy. We see that again How do you miss like that? the car look at the carpet Looney Tunes Carpet the curveball do that I At least let me go get my hoodie on you play me since I made the no no no no it's just you have to the race The milk I don't want to bear arm. I like yeah, you might not have to do it still
Starting point is 01:03:37 Okay, Brandon don't have that attitude What great and we're still so far away from you having to put a We're one step away. Pick the faster millipede. All right. Well actually, you know, we're like a thousand steps away because they have a thousand legs, so. All right, so you're gonna put them both in the middle and then I'm gonna pick Barbara or Linda. No, Brandon.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Billy or Linda. How am I supposed to? It's your name. Brandon or Linda. And whichever, if Brandon, if I pick Brandon and he escapes first, I'm off the hook. Yes. That's right.
Starting point is 01:04:04 And if I pick Brandon and Linda escapes first, I'm off the hook. Yes. That's right. And if I pick Brandon and Linda escapes first, I get one on my arm. Now, do you think the bigger one is faster or do you think the length could cross the line or do you think the smaller will be faster? Is it their entire body out of the circle or is it their first little leg out of the circle?
Starting point is 01:04:18 I gotta defer to Danny for that. How do we usually do it? I think it's the little leg. I think it's the first one to... The first one to broach? To broach. First broach, okay, cuz we'll see it really clear on the I think It should be full body, but that's well. I don't want to see how like how fast Body might be fun. I saw a video and they move fast Okay, all right again should we move the yeah, I don't and Brandon you have to give up rabbit holding duties after this if you I want to hold the rabbit no just put on your sweatshirt
Starting point is 01:04:50 okay we doing it yeah all right are you getting your sleeves I'm gonna get it after after we see that's the spirit what are you going in there for okay those are the fake ones can we drop them both in the middle at the same time yeah yeah don't which one are you wait? Yeah, which one are you picking? Who's that in your hand? Both they're both all right which one switch little or big switch little or little or big Which one's which just do you know the name big big ones Brandon little ones Linda? I'll go with the big one to get out first Brandon Brandon chose Brandon, okay?
Starting point is 01:05:24 Linda I'll go with the big one to get out first Brandon Brandon okay The rainfall just much like a Shiny poop Identical to a poop turd are they gonna just like wait God oh my god What does that look like? Look. Those are just little poops. Did you bring poop?
Starting point is 01:05:56 It's like a... It's actually, it's just, oh I brought shit. Bring water, oh. Oh! There goes Brandon. Oh no, that's Linda though Linda oh no Linda's unfurling oh, no, oh Linda Oh
Starting point is 01:06:30 Way to go We can put him back. Oh, I don't like that Wait you just tapped it and it curled right back up. That's right. I'm obedient. Wow. As it does. Hmm. All right, that's it. And that's the poop. Look at all the poop on the floor. That's substrate, but it does poop a lot. Oh, well that's vile.
Starting point is 01:06:55 Oh my God, that's so much poop. Unlimited poop, he says. Unlimited poop. Thank you, Ollie. Wow. Oh, Brandon's going to put on his we should probably just start keeping a jacket in here for centipedes Nice a raincoat perhaps But the idea so they're not so bad I was I was uh
Starting point is 01:07:24 You definitely smell the odor when I opened up the lid it It's like they're just secretions from traveling pretty pretty Oh, don't sit right on their poop. They pooped all over flopped on the You're still sitting in the poop do not care He's already doing it out of the poop man. Oh, you're smearing the poop What were they Kyle the millipedes look like poop turds If it crawls up to his face it crawls up to his face, it crawls up to his face. So be it, can't move.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Now you got it. Now you got it. Is it taking a shit right now? You got poo on your shorts and your arm. You're covered in millipede shit, dude. Oh no, and it unfurls. Will she know which direction to go? I hope she goes towards hand.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Don't fling it. No, don't fling it. These are expensive. maybe squirt our pet soup I love that the bunnies just chilling watching always bunnies cool yeah he's fucking chilling there we go there we go well they have to wake up oh it's diary and so much wait that's
Starting point is 01:08:44 it's all hurting shit what it's secreting like a gel. Is that the cyanide? Yet, okay, we'll give it we'll give you 10 now 10 Maybe I'll just you just put it on him and he poops on it and you take it off Go Paul It's alright. It's alright What's up? Okay, we'll start Start the clock TJ
Starting point is 01:09:16 ten nine nine Eight sorry, they're shy. They're a little shy. You got lucky It's pushing more shit Covered so much so much poop the millipede pooped Got him how to break up in this spot Brandon you were off the wheel It just all went downhill from there now again tell him make sure he doesn't hold the bunny Good you're good you're good good
Starting point is 01:10:13 Man I Think brain I was more worried about keeping his arm up bunnies out Hi, bunny. All right Let's see who's next bunny so freaking cute man Some more Hey, okay last spin It's the worst. Wow.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Call your shot. It's been way too long since Lucas last got in. Yeah, what the hell? Lucas, you gotta be getting bored, bud. Um, what's next to the wheel on the left? E or Y? Y. Your left or our left? Um, I'm gonna go T
Starting point is 01:11:04 actually. T. Why your laughter our left? T Oh That's H. Hey, that's either something with Brandon's credit card while he's gone. Yeah, or the pack of cards who? And Kate You deserve the world you honestly do so if it lands on good I want you to get something really nice. I have my eyes on like a $300 bathing suit. Oh hell. Yes All right make you look slim. It's crinkle cut. We'll get two of those okay, okay? Did you wash your arm?
Starting point is 01:11:53 Who's in the lead right now? Lamar no oh Are you saying that cuz it's likely he'll be in there no I think there's no more likely than he would than anybody else okay fuck LeBron James nice I'll do I'll do brawny James. Okay. Oh go brawn for a rookie card. Yeah, Olly it has to be current. Yeah, yeah What happens if I have nothing you can run back Steph Curry. Yeah, okay. I can do Steph Curry. Okay. Josh Hart. I'll go Kevin Herter. Oh look at him. Peyton Pritchard. I'll go Jokic. Jalen Brown. Michael Conley. Okay. Lucas? Give me Sangoon. Lucas?
Starting point is 01:12:44 Okay, good Lucas. Give me sangoon Lucas All right Brandon Bogdan Bogdanovich Jay Crowder Kevin Durant. Lugwens Dort. Almost said him. Tim Hardaway Jr.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Bilal, you're coming up named. Koolibaly. Kobe White. Ooh. Almost. Malik mock Bobby Clintman Jalen Williams, Bob Carrington
Starting point is 01:13:39 Donovan Klingon Zack Edie, oh about Edie Jordan Hawkins, ooh a lot of rookies Zach Edie. Oh, I thought about Edie. Jordan Hawkins. Ooh, lot of rookies. Tyus Jones. We're good. Boo! Oh, that's thrilling.
Starting point is 01:13:55 That's thrilling. And I'm off the wheel. Yeah, welcome. That doesn't really mean much. The worst things happen to Brandon when he's off the wheel. We have to do every pack, by the way. Yeah, we absolutely have to. We have to finish the pack by the way yeah, we absolutely
Starting point is 01:14:07 Let's just do another pack right now, okay? Let's can we add this to the wheel? All right Kate player You can just run one back and say Steph Curry again Steph Curry. Oh Yeah, you could say LeBron there we go obi-toppin mm-hmm LeBron here. We go Obie topping mm-hmm LeBron James nice LaMelo ball Chris Middleton Anthony Davis Lonzo ball to Marta Rosen tied Jerome Dante di Vincenzo
Starting point is 01:14:39 Canard Duke whites Brandon Side down Fred van Vliet Cunard, Duke Whites. Brandon. Side down, Fred Van Vliet. Kelly Oubre Jr. I'll be keeping that. Josh Hart. Oh, last time. Derek Lively.
Starting point is 01:15:06 Covering it up. Tyler Hero. Isaac O'Coro. Denny Avija. Trey Murphy. Stephon Castle. Cam Reddish. Dylan Jones.
Starting point is 01:15:27 There's so many players in the NBA. Yao. Yao Ming. Whoa. That might be worth it. I'll eat that. Okay. Pakome.
Starting point is 01:15:38 It's not anybody we've said. Pakome some dajit. Trey Jones. Somebody has to say Trey Jones. Somebody has to say Trey Jones next. Last one? Malik Monk. Malik Monk?
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Starting point is 01:16:54 Good work. All right. Let's see who's next. Spin it. Damn it. Clicky. Going for wheel. Going for wheel.
Starting point is 01:17:10 Going for wheel. I'm too early. Yeah. Going for the wheel. That's Tate, right? Hey, Ethan. Down the middle. Oh it's not the wheel. Okay! That's me. Mystery box? Yeah mystery box.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Oh fuck god damn it. Spin good or bad? And the good is the colorful one? Good is the colorful one, the bad is the colorful one good is the colorful one the bad is the black one well That's bad Strip him down. Could be anything. Is there a heft to it? Is there a density? Flour? Oh. Flour.
Starting point is 01:18:18 That's flour. Wow, I didn't see that one. I have a bag of gluten-free in the kitchen if you wanna hit Nick with the gluten-free Who's gonna antique you Lucas I don't know This one doesn't. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:49 Kate, where's that? It's I know it's already in it. Hmm. Who would have taken the gluten-free flour? Where's? Look at the look at the rabbit. He's going back in the cell. Why did you? Look at his butt.
Starting point is 01:19:04 It's good Thanks, Kate. Why did you know where that was? It's all randomly the other day Put it in my brain Come on Lucas, don't use that much flour. Don't be a dick. You alright? Yeah. Three, two, one. Oh! Lucas! Oh my god! What the fuck! You're the biggest piece of shit.
Starting point is 01:19:32 I never hit you with it! Why'd you hit him so hard? Why'd you hit him so hard? That was a tick move! You hit him as hard as you can! Everybody else is softer than you! I went soft! I went soft! This is what, and this is what mystery box to do Yeah, this is why we're a supplier hey look you got more flower coming, buddy
Starting point is 01:19:52 That's a penalty You got more flower coming buddy. He's a bad guy bad guy We have that Lucas torture stream coming up just keep that in mind yeah that was crazy I wasn't right he gets away with it cuz he's so good his job Oh god damn Lucas needs a spanking with flour like my nose broken Shoot your house. Oh, no. He's shooting his house You look just like the sticky band
Starting point is 01:20:50 You are the wet bandits Who Okay, all right who's next I'm sure it's chewable. They're out in nature chewing on stuff Is this Titus's first time yeah? Nothing like your first baby is not gone once Nick have you gone? Hard look at my face remember
Starting point is 01:21:23 Oh Yeah, that's right. I did go. Not too long ago. I'll do A. OK. Whoa. Whoa. OK. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:21:36 OK. Whoa. That's a redo. That's a redo. Yeah. Is that a redo? Stick with it, eh. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:21:52 Nice! That means you antique Lucas. Oh! Yep. And I don't know if you remember, but Lucas is the guy who just tried to kill Nick. He tried to kill me. He tried to kill him. He tried to kill Nick he tried to kill me tried to kill him
Starting point is 01:22:05 He tried to kill him thinking that he would not get antique anymore Yeah, we all love Nick It's oh, it's always been a dream line to get avenged Oh Wow holy shit damn it give him the fastball mark. Yeah, give him the fastball Oh, oh Lucas, it's just all up on your head. Oh no. I feel like flowers getting contentious now.
Starting point is 01:22:51 Oh yeah. Oh no, Lucas. Oh man. And now I get a. That's the worst thing since I was out of the game, y'all still made a millipede shit on me. It's a lot of shit too. And he sat on the...
Starting point is 01:23:08 So much flour in my eyeball. Can he chew that house? I mean, it's a rabbit hut. Yeah, he's fun. Yeah, they're out nature chewing on. Fritos? Fritos and an egg. Mm-hmm. It's gonna carrot.
Starting point is 01:23:22 Alright. Alright. Who's next? The Fritos in an egg oh, what uh? An Easter classic I want to do a test run on yeah, just covering him from top down You should have maybe hourglass to you won't go worried about this I don't wanna. Bunny's gnawing on the house. If it's a rabbit house, it's probably fine for rabbits.
Starting point is 01:23:49 It looks like it's made out of, like the wall is made out of something they're supposed to eat. What should we name him? Stacy? Stacy? Why? No. I don't love Stacy. You don't?
Starting point is 01:24:02 Rebecca? Gerald? Gerald. Gerald. Gerald. Gerald's good. Good. Grab a random card. OK.
Starting point is 01:24:20 Yell. Kobe Buffkin. Oh! Kobe Buffkin! Kobe Buffkin! Right? Buffkin's actually pretty cool. Yeah. Little Kobekin. Oh, it's Kobe Buffkin. Buffkin's actually purple. Yeah. Little Kobe.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Little Kobe Buffkin. Buffkin the Bunny. That's a great name. Kobe Buffkin. Why are you biting your hand? Oh, he's just doing a little maintenance. You know, Kobe be Kobe. Kobe Buffkin.
Starting point is 01:24:40 Kobe after the basketball player. Buffkin. Kobe after the basketball player. Yeah, Bufkin. Okay, let's go to the next. Tate! There we go, Tate. Ohio's Tate. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:25:06 I'm gonna inform the house is edible oh probably why I won't see it yeah Kobe Buffkins smarter than us mm-hmm imagine if my house was edible it'll be gone. I'd be homeless Call an H. He's calling H Seems calling H he's calling H seems what you what you doing there probably what Ali what you doing better that's all okay looks good Oh no Shoot another one it got stuck you stink at this Right the middle I guess enough if you hit it you get so now you get to call another letter on this one That one's H. Oh
Starting point is 01:25:57 You can go double a double a Yeah, he will you He's gonna buy out a restaurant, Brandon. It's A. It's A. One. The other one. The other one's stuck. That just stays in H. What's A? Me. Oh, no. Danny. Fuck. So you might get a Cheeto or a millipede. Yeah. Do you want to get them ready now? Start spraying? Well, we'll see whether he's good or bad.
Starting point is 01:26:34 Oh, OK, yes. Start spraying. Oh, no. Millipede race. Millipede race. You're already wearing a brown. The little one. Top?
Starting point is 01:26:43 The little one won the first race, just if you want to know that. Linda. Pick. Top. The little one won the first race, just if you want to know that. Linda. Pick one, Tate. Linda won the first race. You guys don't want to do skin? Did you see how much it left on my hoodie? Oh, they really do have a scent to them.
Starting point is 01:26:58 My god. All right, who are you picking, Tate? Linda? You're not afraid she's going to be tired? No. I ride. I ride first. OK, Linda. Sprayed Linda first. Is that Linda, Elliot? Which one? and tape Linda you're gonna be tired okay Linda Linda first which is that Linda Ali which one those don't look
Starting point is 01:27:15 like millipedes I mean it do look like something. It looks like rolled up. Oh, there she goes. Oh, there we go, Linda. Damn, Linda. Thirsty rabbit in the background. Very thirsty rabbit. Linda is the Secretariat of African Centipedes. Who is so thirsty over there? Is Brandon dead? Oh, there he goes. Unfold, Brandon.
Starting point is 01:27:42 Everybody should know. Brandon. Everybody. You can't force them. Oh, there she. Oh. Wake up. Oh my god. Look at all that poop. Look at Linda. Why do they have that much poop? That might just be dirt attached to them, right? It's a mixture of both. Here comes Linda.
Starting point is 01:28:19 There she goes. Wow. Yup, she's off. Oh my gosh. Good. Oh, she's moving Brandon so fast and in I See why it's named Brandon now. Yeah, nothing. You're good. Yeah napping away stop stop stop Way to go you might have to Shoot one of those. Oh stop. Well. She's getting standing up
Starting point is 01:28:42 There's nothing you do to stop her yeah Whoa whoa she go back in oh no oh oh no no no it ain't over yet didn't knock you all the way out oh Brandon oh no Brandon square Brandon wait Brandon is Britain alive hey don't know. Are we certain? Let's go. Go back to sleep, Linda. You're safe. Brandon, take a nap. Oh, does Linda want to do it? Brandon's going to get lapped.
Starting point is 01:29:14 Is there a chance it's dead? Ew. She's so good. There she goes. Linda. They do poop quite a bit. And now look at Brandon. Quite a bit of poop. Danny, lay down and see if she craw. Good job. Linda. They do poop quite a bit. And now look at Brandon. Quite a bit of poop.
Starting point is 01:29:27 Danny, lay down and see if she crawls over you. I don't like these things either, okay? I don't like looking at the legs up close. Troublesome. Oh, no. Oh, Brandon. Yeah, welcome to the party, douchebag. Is my chick-fil-a here?
Starting point is 01:29:39 Oh. What was the, did y'all have the old wives tale? If you look at them, their feet your your teeth fall out Anybody get that why I didn't know it a wife's hell, but I had that back in the day had that might have been on millipedes maybe your centipedes Does that apply to African millipedes? Well, there were different roles sure but Don't like them mmm No, not a fan. But Kobe.
Starting point is 01:30:08 Kobe Buffkin. Kobe Buffkin. Kobe Buffkin. Kyle's gonna end up with this rabbit. We can't, we just can't let that happen. Kyle would get the rabbit and then remember on Sunday that he's going to Hawaii. He's like fuck.
Starting point is 01:30:24 Come on. Did you get it did you get mama's? Some guy offered to get me a reservation Take it up take it. I don't like making dudes do dude. It's so worth it. It is yes Do it maybe I will it's so good. What is it seafood? Yeah? Maybe I will. It's so good. What is it, seafood? Yeah. Oh, I think Kobe Buffett is sleeping.
Starting point is 01:30:48 Yeah, I think so too. Oh no, he's still doing some mop up work in there. Alright, spin it. Which one's the bunny and what letter? Brandon? Y. Y. Oh, piss wheel.
Starting point is 01:31:02 Who's in the gambling cave It's my spider When it's spider with my car later blutman or spider blutman blutman Where is he? Should try kissing him again, but He didn't get to last time. Brandon. He hasn't kissed that. We got a puck hovering still.
Starting point is 01:31:31 Yeah, don't hit the hovering puck. Be careful now. You are Liam Puckman. Yeah, I just which one? I don't want to smoke a cigarette. Which one am I avoiding? The E. E. You're fine. E. Cigarette. Those pucks
Starting point is 01:31:50 have more health to them. Did you ever smoke a cigarette? No, whenever. Well, I mean, if you call out E, you won't have to smoke. If you hit it, you won't have to smoke it. That's a fail safe. Kyle, did you bring cigarettes? Yeah, he's got a whole pack of reds. Call your shot. A letter from the Yak. Call your shot. I'm thinking of which one, Brandon. I can't see it.
Starting point is 01:32:19 T-H-E-Y-A-K. You did it on the far opposite end. Oh, yeah? Oh, I didn't. Oh, fuck. Oh, why? Who's why? It's me.
Starting point is 01:32:32 Uh-oh. He's either gonna eat a chocolate bunny or hold Kobe Buffkin for the rest of the show. Oh, he'd like Kobe Buffkin. Do you know Kobe Buffkin? Yeah, Michigan. I also admittedly, Yeah Michigan Oh admittedly
Starting point is 01:32:58 Senepete's trying to get out of the box get him back Get the centipede back in the box Good or bad you'll either get a chocolate bunny. Thank you for the Pokemon stuff by the way Yeah, you got a whole bunch of money for the ready go back to the gambling cave will be buffkin You'll be fine. Kobe Buffkin! Kobe! Hi! Oh, you're so good. Okay. Thanks, Blotman.
Starting point is 01:33:32 Well, that means Kobe Buffkin has to leave? Well, no, we'll see him. We'll go to him. Oh, no. Kobe's legs. Kobe's trying to jump. Good. We'll go to him.
Starting point is 01:33:40 No, we'll go to him. All the way. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no but Well, no, we'll see him. We'll go Good we'll go to him. No. We'll go to him all Just like that it's a very funny visual to just go to the gambling cave and blotman is just sitting there holding a Those are big old turds. Big old turds.
Starting point is 01:34:10 You guys know the Indian children who compete for food? Yeah. That's my favorite thing. So I read because the culture they're too proud to accept free food, so they put a competition to it. Mm-hmm. So it's all young children, and there's Mr. Greedy. Who's a very pubescent pubescent older teen? Oh, yeah, he always wins is that what the people call him mr.. Greedy. That's his name It's always fun looking games Look at that. Oh, it isn't spider holes and no kobe kobe buffkin He's cute very he's gonna get loose and yeah, no two minutes. Caitlin is watching this like a fucking hawk Yeah, hawk would try to eat it my sister's eating what if we just went back and Caitlin just has it holding up her talents
Starting point is 01:34:56 Eating Kobe, Bufkin Spin it again. We get the wheel Again we get the wheel KB's there we go. Yeah, first. Oh what what do you want me to go for what will boost morale? Yeah, all right, so go for the wheel, but also say call out. What's the what's Danny's a No, hey, yeah, yeah call out a that way you can antique Lucas if you get it we the son of Pete Yeah, with race that okay Linda is kind of Dominated low although they do we should do the wheels that we should do all Tate's wheel things Yeah, we will at the end. We'll do all the spin them all
Starting point is 01:35:40 We'll do them all but the ones we didn't get to and we're gonna eat all the cards that are left Nice really walking with a purpose Very delicate what's in the water? Call an a Very delicate. What's a letter? Calling a. They can't see it. Can't get over it. Yeah. Oh, Kyle. And there she goes.
Starting point is 01:36:19 We'll we'll we'll go, Kyle. Will will will go Kyle Wait it hate. Oh, yeah All right spin the tate wheel Great job Kyle great drop my friend He has oh the boner what that's either fart or boner you have five minutes Oh It's either fart or boner you have five minutes What part of the clock TJ fart or boner you have five minutes to generate a fart or a boner I'm hard Are you hard
Starting point is 01:37:05 All right now yeah Five minutes hot yeah gun guy which ones he going with I haven't eaten all day. Let's see Which ones what are you moving the middle piece for I'm scared for whichever one he gets to so Which one do we think he's going for so far? I feel like he's going. I don't know. Oh, he's gonna eat a couple. Yeah, he's gonna try to force out a fart with some. Or.
Starting point is 01:37:32 What are the rules for the hard? I guess. Gotta get hard. I guess you could get hard in the bathroom and someone could come check. I'll do it, I'll check. What happens if he can't do it,ate if he's successful he gets an ash Wednesday Which is antique Lucas if he fails he gets a palm Sunday, which Lucas gets to know cream Sunday's face
Starting point is 01:37:54 Oh, you got a fart man. You got a fart do the white boy Rick pose. Yeah, you've got a fart you ready No, no, yeah, oh my God quick turn around time. Oh my God You got this Kyle, so we wait Hard dick or fart was Kobe Buffkin doing. Oh, yeah, let's check it out That's worth it right there. I there Liam. Do you love him? Yeah? Probably trying to get hard right now Ethan it can you get hard we have a stopwatch on the screen we can't cut to you that But he is hard I didn't know that Cal do you want to spin the wheel to see the's next? Yeah, this is a little whatever you want
Starting point is 01:38:47 Yeah, got it. Take a little pressure off All right, it's TJ spin to see who's next take a little pressure off Kyle. I Think getting hard to a couple spins and start rolling through it How do you get hard how would you get hard? It was more because I'm good or no look at porn Is there a non-sexual like if you get punched in a certain spot? No All the time you know what I mean in the penis really lightly with a mouth See I feel like because of that stuck puck everyone's gonna go to the That's Kyle's
Starting point is 01:39:38 So you might have to get Kobe, Bufkin and you also have to do one-on-one with someone And you also have to do one-on-one with someone Yes, you got to call out someone one-on-one, let's do that first Putting or shooting hold on everyone be quiet King in the hose. What the? He's holding my cock because I have to pee too. Don't say cock.
Starting point is 01:40:17 Don't say cock to us, man. God, dude. Have some decorum on this show. I was holding my cock. Squeeze it. Oh, shh. I was holding my cock You I got a bag for you to stop holding your cock man Coming out every time I try to fart piss doesn't just get hard I'm just not do I don't I feel like that wouldn't be worth it No, it would not oh
Starting point is 01:40:57 Wait we gotta go to the club Look Yeah, you should move it to the right. Oh, bad putt. Then you can do it from anywhere. Closer. Big, big change. I think we should do whoever loses has to do Kate's egg thing.
Starting point is 01:41:19 Yeah, yeah. Let's do that. Yeah. Hey, loser has to do Kate's egg thing instead of the centipedes did they leave oh you can pop from anywhere yeah it's it's it's horse oh you got 18 seconds left, man. You look pissed. Couldn't do. Died. I couldn't do all right
Starting point is 01:42:16 So yes get a palm Sunday, I guess palm Sunday. Oh, no all right Oh my god That's going no every path leads away from the hole I know Is it Lucas hitting you Lucas Don't let up. I can't throw it. Oh, oh. It's Sunday. Can't throw a Sunday.
Starting point is 01:42:54 Oh, cherries, sprinkles, whipped cream. He's got it all. There's Ethan. Hey Ethan. Hey. What's up playboy? Do you want to put the towel, or is there a towel? A towel on you?
Starting point is 01:43:13 Do you have a towel? There's one over there I think by the door. Oh here. Do you want this? Yeah put it on your shirt. You're using a towel as a blanket? These guys are still playing horse huh? Having fun. Using a towel as a blanket these guys are still playing horse huh having fun
Starting point is 01:43:29 They suck at this That's that's enough to be problematic You didn't pretty open the sprinkles okay, don't tell me you don't call jimmies I do oh yes I do Philly not the round ones the long boys how many cherries? shut up what an asshole he is How many cherries Kyle? One or two? How many cherries? One or two? Shut up! What an asshole he is
Starting point is 01:44:10 Give him two You guys are both bad Lucas doesn't know how to get out here now I never make a sundae on my own but I'm always really glad when I have one Yeah And they're not too tough Don They're a nice little treat. Don't get it in Coby Buffen's cage. Please, no.
Starting point is 01:44:31 Wait. Those guys are still putting. Hold on, Lucas. All right, it's on you. Yeah. Get him, Kyle. Damn it. Lucas, come here. I You got him you got him how'd you not see I come in Lucas
Starting point is 01:44:58 Look you got Sunday all over you Kyle that stink no it smells like good food Lucas has it all over his hands his His fate like everybody's a man. I lost that one. Let's do a pack of cards. Yeah, well, we'll come back. I don't know if they'll ever finish. Who won?
Starting point is 01:45:17 They're still playing. So they put a ramp back there. Oh, what's the score? What's the score? Oh, that's the score? What's the score? Oh? That was huge We go back buddy, what's the who's that? I don't know you're looking at you like he knows you Fuck is that guy Let's get optics on that man
Starting point is 01:45:41 What's his back? There's another man? There's two men with both with bags oh god Kyle got sundayed Kyle got sorry he couldn't fart he pissed and he said he pissed instead of farted and then I got all right Danny pick an egg okay so what is he doing he's crashing over his head fart is that a Atlantis Morissette lyric?
Starting point is 01:46:05 You can pick because I feel like it's more effective if someone else cracks it on him. Okay, you can pick here Who would you like? Yeah Yeah, no Danny Danny points out which egg don't touch it you cannot touch This one right here, okay, there you go How about that pack run you? This is about $40. Turn around.
Starting point is 01:46:28 Turn around. You want me to go like this? On the towels. No, yeah, crack it on his head. Crack it on top of his head, yeah. I think you want hard boiled. Do you want a sit? Let's have Danny sit crisscross applesauce.
Starting point is 01:46:38 Of course you want hard boiled. I got crisscross applesauce. Was that a real question? What if it hurts bad? There's no way. It's not gonna hurt. You want it hard boiled. Alright. You want a hard boiled. Alright.
Starting point is 01:46:46 Could be hard boiled. These have been sitting in my car since about 8am. Alright. 3, 2, Hard boiled! Oh, it's hard boiled! You lucked out. We should have made wooden ones too.
Starting point is 01:47:00 One was wood. One was made of steel. A tungsten egg. It wasn't yolk but I am concussed. Very fun. We missed a lot. There's cherries everywhere. There's cherries everywhere. Thanks Steph. This carpet was gonna go sooner or later. We knew. Good run. Halftime. Halftime halftime cards Kate NBA player. Oh, let's go with um Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah good or bad good or bad Yeah, I gotta close my loop good or bad will see good or bad
Starting point is 01:47:49 close my loop good or bad will see you get her bad it looks like you're gonna be holding Kobe Bufkin oh damn it sucks oh Liam's gonna be so upset man oh poor Liam in the meantime Michael Pena please, please. What? No. That's the actor, right? Yeah, no. End of watch? No. 30 minutes or less. Michael Pina?
Starting point is 01:48:12 Michael P-I-N-A? Like Pina Colada? What teams do you play for? Ask Google over there. Michael Pina and B-A. Pina? Pina? No, Pisa.
Starting point is 01:48:20 Staff writer for the ringer. Okay. Ask Google over there Michael Pina and BA pain ya pain ya No, Pisa staff writer for the ringer You just searched Michael Pina MBA I looked up I just said random NBA players, please You know what let's go with Grant Williams, okay Brad Beale He loves him Austin Reeves, I'll go clay Thompson the bunny looks happy with him
Starting point is 01:49:00 Josh giddy Jay Sean Tate Cam Spencer. Okay. Grayson Allen again. We'll wait for Brandon. What did I say? Oh, I said Austin Reeves.
Starting point is 01:49:13 I already forget who I said. Oh, Grant Williams. Tyrese Maxey. Name one for Titus. Joel B. Joel. Ooh. I need you here, Brandon.
Starting point is 01:49:24 Did Ali leave? He's over there. He's chilling. Kinda looks like Max. I thought he was. I did too just now. Alright. Hi. Titus you have Joel and Bede. Unless you want someone else. Uh, uh, fucking, uh, fucking, uh, uh, Brandon Clark. Brandon Clark. Brandon Clark. All right. All right, that is Harrison Barnes. Tyler Colett, come get him, come get him, come get him. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:49:54 Zachary Richache. Come get him. This is a Jersey card. Oh, that's a good card. That's a Tyson, some Tyson. Wait, well who did you say Tate? Jay Sean Tate. Jaylen Tyson. Okay. Chet Holmgren. Ron Holland. Buddy Heald. Marvin Bagley Marcus Sasser Dorian Finney Smith
Starting point is 01:50:30 Pascal Siakam DeAndre Hunter Jaren Jackson Jr. Nas Reed Woo, double pack! Double pack! Double pack alert! Bonus round. Okay. Same people. Double pack double pack double pack alert bonus round okay same people Unless anybody wants to change same people same people run it back. We'll run it back Austin Reeves. I have
Starting point is 01:50:54 Brandon Bradley Beal good practice Bobo same vibe Aaron Wiggins Tara Eason Ayo, D'Soumano. I-O. Markelle Foltz. Kawhi Leonard. Darius Garland.
Starting point is 01:51:14 Alexandre Ead. Julius Irving. Devon Carter. This might not happen. D'Angelo Russell. Victor Wimbenyama TJ McConnell Tyrese Halliburton Oh nobody's eating carton That's it we're out One more pack
Starting point is 01:51:40 One more pack Okay Dare I say I think Oh I won't say it Two names each Two names each Two names dare I say I think oh I won't say it two names each Two names names each somebody say teams to oh oh Who said teams team I someone say whoever said that had to be fucking Lucas. I hate whoever said teams
Starting point is 01:51:57 I hate even putting that out there teams Teams oh my god all right Kate I guess I pick who's on my team no you have to name a team an NBA oh an NBA team oh I thought 15 That's a pretty 76ers oh I'll do Phoenix Suns. There's just no way there's a Phoenix Sun in there. Um, Pistons.
Starting point is 01:52:29 I'll do the Hornets. There's not gonna be a Grizzly this time. Kings. Pelicans. Oh. Cavs. Jazz. Spurs.
Starting point is 01:52:38 Spurs. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. I hate whoever said Spurs. Who do we all have again? Hornets. 76ers. I thought we would eat the cards as a team. I hate whoever Who do we all have again hornets? 76ers I thought we would eat the cards as a team So son sorry, sorry hornets. Oh, we've Kobe Bufkins. I had these Kings pelicans Ethan who you got
Starting point is 01:53:01 The Bulls All right team that is a wizard. We're good. That is a Laker. We're good. That is a trailblazer. We're good! That is a maverick.
Starting point is 01:53:17 Oh my God. That is a heat. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's a rocket. That's a heat. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's a rocket. That's a thunder. It's a net. That's a net. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:53:36 That's a pacer. Oh my god! That's a pelican. Oh my god! Ah! Ah! Oh, but he's eating Jordan Hawkins that's a blazer that's a wolf it's a math there's a logo on top that's a a Nick. Last card. That's a 76er.
Starting point is 01:54:05 Oh! Oh yes! Joellen B. No, I got a Joellen B. That's a big one that's gonna fill you up. Fuck! God damn it. Any way you guys wanna prepare it.
Starting point is 01:54:17 Okay. Blend it. Fuck. There's Sunday material in front of you. There is Sunday stuff. I also have cheeseburgers if you wanna put it in. Oh, put it in a cheeseburger. Giving one up?
Starting point is 01:54:28 Got any spices? Salt? A cheeseburger idea. I would drink it. You'd drink it? I would freeze it and lick it like a popsicle. OK. Buddy?
Starting point is 01:54:41 Oh. That bunny's awesome. Is that nice? He's so good. He's the best buddy. It's fine. So So good I Didn't know I didn't know I love bunnies like this I think I'm well, I think I want a bunny. You just got a good bunny I do want to see like what it would do with freedom
Starting point is 01:54:55 No, it would hop around Mm-hmm. If we close the windows, maybe I guess I just Are you already eating you just going right to eat? I guess I just Are you already eating you're just going right to eat This is the I'm weird with tooth feel like the thought of cloth going into my mouth makes me want to vomit and the thought of like Screechy stuff touching my teeth makes me want to vomit so I'm probably gonna have to swallow Joel and Pete yeah
Starting point is 01:55:19 What a waste All right, I'm just doing it raw you're a rock hard, okay? Oh, that's all I would do it Yeah, you can put it in a munchkin who do we should have gone to that was oh what a rush? Yeah, yeah, can you toss me a munchkin, please? Yeah, yeah, you could throw it at me Sorry Moshkin coming in, Kate. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, you could throw it at me. Grab the whole body. Sorry, I didn't mean to make you get up. Okay, spin it. Who we got left?
Starting point is 01:55:52 I have one. Oh, buddy. Because I just smushed the card into the donut? Yeah. I think buddy. Okay, Joellen B, it is in the donut. Kate, get up there. I'm going in. And you're just going bead is in the donut Is it fine oh, it's not good. Oh take you jealous? It looks thin. The cards are thicker than you would think. Oh yeah?
Starting point is 01:56:29 I should have, I thought these would be thinner and that's on me. Should have bought some older cards. King-sized cards. Not the modern cards. I know. Danny did you swallow yet? Anything? Should have done a vintage. Very hard to chew. Yeah, very hard to chew. Yeah, are you yeah, you must have to school school school That's uh Kate Kate, yeah. Oh nice. We just put him in the Struggling with we just put him in the bunny. Yeah put him in the bunny costume and do make him do an egg Yeah, take get the bunny costume Chubby bunny is that how do good or bad spin good or bad just so we can see my body Oh no Danny, he's really eating this card oh
Starting point is 01:57:24 And This card oh And a All right point at which egg you would like and say half of them are hard-boiled half of them are This one in the back who would you like to crack it on your head? Okay, KB oh Lucas raised his hand just oh wait a minute. It's Lucas you're up oh no he's walking out here with authority no walking out of here with authority he was sprinting Danny is struggling with the card are you expecting to like mush it into a wad yeah I'm just doing little piece by little piece with a doughnut hole
Starting point is 01:58:10 What the hell was that I heard a loud conk There are certain angles of an egg there's it had no give what so dude yeah No smash it smash it higher like an actual conk nice Call it don't do those a big cone and you call the middle Watch a conk him. Oh my god. How cold about so hard right cracking Are you doing smash it hard you have to smash it hard after so lugeus you have to with your hand It's gonna come you have come throw it hard for it to work time this is like an evil billionaire why don't you try throw it
Starting point is 01:58:50 hard what's he doing now what's the box gonna do don sideways it won't hurt do it sideways No Pick another egg What do you mean? It's a hard egg? That's a regular egg. We can't just say how it's too hard. It's a regular egg, dude Oh, the regular show about a special fuck out here Lucas the egg was all the eggs too hard substitute game over Oh my it wasn't even hard boiled Do you couldn't crack an egg Right as you might you couldn't crack an egg
Starting point is 01:59:48 It could crack an egg what do we do is it fucking frozen we almost dubbed that illegally hard. Oh, it's way too hard I got weights in the eggs That sucks for tate worse for Lucas Lucas can't make scrambled eggs crack breaking a sweat. Oh man. What a fucking pussy you still got card in your mouth You don't you gotta we got an egg on a head a bunny in a lap cards and mouths you can you don't have to do it. Oh A bunny in a lap cards and mouths you can you don't have to do it. Oh Did any progress doing it? What are you even doing to those cards? Has there been anything enjoyable about it? Oh
Starting point is 02:00:33 If not, I feel pretty bad You making any progress whatsoever days at the first time yeah, you've ever had in your mouth mm-hmm All right who we got left can't believe Lucas This egg is too hard Oh, yeah, well you got well got a What's up, Ethan? I ate a card nobody saw it What card it was a Victor Wemba Neama. Ethan, what did you think about Lucas and the egg? What a week.
Starting point is 02:01:14 That was crazy Lucas. Defend yourself. It was making me question. I'm like, we just hard boiled them regularly. Like it was making me question what I had done. Even if it was hard boiled. It was just fucking... Yeah, that's the whole point of... Boiled them regularly question, but I had done even if it was hard-boiled Yeah, that's the whole point It's smashed so easily
Starting point is 02:01:37 No, I didn't I cracked an egg Yeah, I can't do this. I can't do this. Mike gave up. He gave up on cracking an egg. And now store-bought an egg. Not this time. It's not in the cards today. Oh my god. Try as I might.
Starting point is 02:01:58 I lifted earlier today. My muscles are a little overe'm not in this over exerted Lucas my crack hurt his head less than yours Lucas's crack hurt. Yeah, you you going? Where you going? I got about half down. Get out of my pocket. Keep going. You're almost there. Clicky.
Starting point is 02:02:40 Is that his first or second? Second. What species doesn't like getting scratched on the head? That is first or second. What species doesn't like getting scratched on the head? There can't be one. Everybody likes that. That's a good head scratch. Let's see if the millipedes like it. Y.
Starting point is 02:02:57 Nick going for the Y starting way on the left. Bulls. Big cat. Yep. oh and one home one good or bad. Whoa You might have to send a tweet You might have to send the tweet, Kobe. Oh. Oh. All right, three putts. You can get a little closer.
Starting point is 02:03:34 That is a wonky putting green, Brandon. Wonky. You just got to flatten the, you can see the carpets. But you can't see it. We can't see it when you're standing there. We're well aware, TJ. You can see it here, but you can't see it there. You you can't see it. We're well aware of TJ. You can see it here, but you can't see it there. You also can't flatten it.
Starting point is 02:03:47 Yeah. You just say you can flatten it, and then you stomp on it and nothing happens. Here's one for $100, correct? That's $100. Oh. Look at this thing. All right, Ali.
Starting point is 02:04:04 Kind of hit it hard to go through it Or that was poor effort. Oh couldn't even get that And All right, yeah, that's what I said I wish the putting green was a little more fucked up set up I was imagining that we'd all hit our putts and Tate would have to eat 125 munchkins. Yeah He probably will take you just want to come get all the money. Don't throw him away. He's got a box I have four burgers here, too. Yeah, we'll have to play that game all right I'll he's got to go, but you have you have one more surprise Ali
Starting point is 02:04:42 Yeah, so I didn't want what I noticed is kind of like at the beginning when I got here and put my stuff down, but I didn't want to like alarm anybody What there's no hold on to that rabbit? I found oh snake skin can we use that as a condom mmm probably Marks the only one who can use it So what I'm worried with is it's getting bigger and Like I don't know where it's at, but yeah, no you could probably use it you lost the snake You mean you don't know where it's at well. I only found this the shed you see this is all I got So you have a snake in your house right now, but you don't know where it's at no he brought I got a snake in there right now
Starting point is 02:05:21 I mean I got to count everything up when I get back to my truck, but there's a snake in here somewhere Oh, no, maybe I can your seats The thing is I really don't have time to look into it today, so For my mental health I'm choosing to believe the snakes eyeballs are on the shed which is pretty cool Almost done with the card Shut the fuck up. It's by Kate, it's by Kate, it's by Kate. You guys are fucking with me. You guys are fucking with me.
Starting point is 02:06:07 Kate, move your bag. Move your bag, Kate. Move your bag, Kate. I think it's right under there. It's right under your bag. It just went under there. Ah! Ah! Ah!
Starting point is 02:06:16 Ah! Ah! Ah, classic. Ah, see ya man, we'll find it. Sweatin'. I'll text you if we find it, Ali. Being honest right now. Danny of Mouthfulacard, can you please. We'll find it I'll text you if you find it Ali being honest right Danny of mouthful of card. Can you please? Sorry manners. He could be honest. I know and that's I can't read him like he's what so ever not I think I know it is I mean he said mild cyanide
Starting point is 02:06:39 Yeah, did you eat yours yet Kate? card my card So she's working on it. I'm chewing little pieces and I end up just you have to pea-sized pieces and swallow the pea-sized pieces Which I've been doing with doughnut Yeah, no, it's difficult it's not easy to do Well, all right, what's going on? Yeah? Who's left? Oh wow Nikki smokes you really got us he put he put that animal there to sloth. It's doing my work to them Yeah, also hitting smokes. Just kidding. Just so you know money chose law none of us would know anyway Wild tweet from him yesterday.
Starting point is 02:07:26 Or was it the day before? It was spanking Hannah Montoya. How could they ever take this out of context with my past? Yeah. Okay, there's KB. Peek it over. This is the last drop.
Starting point is 02:07:36 This is the last drop, then we'll play the Tate's games. Yes. What'd you call? What'd you call? Kay. We had Kay had Kay that Brandon's Or is it Titus's who's got Kay Where are they Titus's brand is still frayed. Oh god. So you can pick which box. Oh, no, it's good or bad bat box. That's right
Starting point is 02:08:12 Yeah, the bad box was We don't know we think so that's the good box. Oh the good box you get to NC Oh, that's true, that'd be a really nice gift that was how could you assume flower that was stupid of me that was stupid of me I apologize This could be literally anything What's it feel like Yet as Nikki smokes realize that even if he was here we wouldn't notice oh I noticed he came in and worked out and left today. Oh It's flower flower
Starting point is 02:08:46 Okay So what's the good part? Just whatever you want I want to Don't give it to you. Oh Can I have it can I have it yeah You have handful of money can I have it I have an idea. I want to give it to Dan okay? I want to trade it for Three eggs that I can crack over Lucas's head. I have eggs Put your foot down with flour thought a little egg nine flowers and then
Starting point is 02:09:25 As an aversion little egg nine flowers and then three eggs to the flowers. One egg. No. No. One egg. No. One single egg. No. He has an aversion. Oh, he doesn't like eggs. No, it's a flower. Come on. It's flower.
Starting point is 02:09:32 It's flower. What's wrong with eggs? Aversion. Too hard. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt. If you don't do it right, it hurts. Mike, you know what?
Starting point is 02:09:41 Eggs. You can do it on your own head. No. Yeah. It's flower. It's flower. It's flower. Fine you know what? Hey, but you can do it on your own head No Yeah Yeah It's flour It's flour It's flour It's flour
Starting point is 02:09:47 It's flour It's flour It's flour It's flour It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide
Starting point is 02:09:51 It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide
Starting point is 02:09:55 It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide
Starting point is 02:09:59 It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide
Starting point is 02:10:03 It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide to Nick. Oh! To let Nick do whatever he wants with the flower. I'm not a revenge guy. Somebody throw the fucking flower in Lucas's fucking face. Lucas, you have to take that bag of flower home and it's like the baby experiment. You have to bring that with you everywhere and bring it back on scathed Monday. Yeah. How's Kobe Buffkin doing? He's doing great.
Starting point is 02:10:28 I've been giving an update. I'm a change man. I've been giving an update on Kobe Buffkin. I have too. Oh, tell me about what? I have too. Kobe Buffkin, you wanna say it the same time? We might need to do a WNBA player.
Starting point is 02:10:37 Oh. Yes. Is that Brittany Griner? That's not Brittany Griner. Political prisoner Brittany Griner? That's the one not Brittany Griner. Political prisoner Brittany Griner. That's the one we traded for the arms dealer. No, no. Little Charlotte Smith. Sit down.
Starting point is 02:10:53 If you like that. Little Charlotte Smith. All right. How many is that it? That's it. We're done, man. That's the cutest girl we've ever had on the show. Yep. About time. All right, We've ever had on the show. Yep about time
Starting point is 02:11:06 All right, let's do let's do Tate's wheel. Can you do the last ad Brandon? Then let's do Tate's wheel Well, we got a we gotta actually do it though. What it's a gauntlet. Oh, oh Yeah, so y'all do y'all start doing taste will almost set the bunny gauntlet I'm gonna set the bunny gauntlet All right, you said that up tate yeah, there's four options to do this one wait Kate traveled across town to rent this suit Somebody does somebody's got oh, yeah. Oh, buddy I thought you meant the actual We've been talking about the whole show Okay, yeah, we all thought you meant, like,
Starting point is 02:11:45 making a Kobe Buffkin to the gauntlet or holding Kobe Buffkin. Yes, Kobe Buffkin. Kobe is the ball for. All right, so why don't you spin the wheel, and then we'll, like, spin the name wheel, then spin Tate's wheel. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:00 So we have four things left. This was fun. I think we're locking in on some things that work. Yes. I love that rabbit. Pl on some things that work. Yes, I Love that rabbit. I know we'll do one next month Cutest I can't get over Lucas in the egg. I mean it's just The best part about Plinko day is there's things that happen that you just like oh yeah, Danny ate a card You have other things like Lucas is the weakest human being ever.
Starting point is 02:12:28 They take the headlock. You lock Lucas in a room with a dozen eggs, he just starves to death. Bites through the shell. Lucas, yeah, Lucas' safe room is just him with eggs. The key is in one of the eggs. All right, Spin it. KB. What is it?
Starting point is 02:12:55 It's we're going to we're going to spin the rest of Tate's wheels. So we do all that. I thought I was doing the gauntlet. No, we do all this games. Just got to egg on him. All right. But I was doing the gauntlet now. We're do all this good. She's got egg on him. All right. Oh Wait is are we throwing eggs in one of these? Egg hunt is we can take that one off if you want. Well, yeah, I don't want to make them clean the whole court So we'll take off egg hunt and we'll do the other three We do have to throw eggs eventually again.
Starting point is 02:13:31 There we go, KB. What's this? So TJ's going to put up three different. TJ's going to put up three low resolution screenshots from famous sex tapes. You have to identify two of the three. OK. If you get two of the three, you get the antique Lucas. If you miss two of the three okay if you get two of the three you get the antique Lucas if he if you missed two of the three he palms Sunday oh man all right I'm trying to think of famous ones
Starting point is 02:13:53 Ray Norwood jr. give me some names Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson yeah okay Paris Hill I know the Kim one the what's Ron Jeremy is Paris I don't really even see that oh, it's all It's a night vision one Ron Jeremy, but that's not is it's sex tapes right? Yeah Yeah, it'll be a screenshot from a sex tape you guys say who's the rest of the Jeff Bagwell We'll see oh is that the cock I'm looking at Where's the cock so there are context clues to all three where's the cock so pink? Oh is this a game available? No, I don't think that's the cock. That's the person's head. She's that's going on to the car dance correct on where the cock is Yeah, wait where the cock is in her hands down the block that middle below the cock is in her? That's the cock and wow It looks like a penis head
Starting point is 02:14:51 It seems that you can identify by the background clues only okay. Oh is that um is that cam and Ray J? Is that your final answer? No, because that's like head-on right down the middle that No, because that's like head-on right down the middle that Resurrection I don't know famous sex tapes. I guess I will have to go Kim. This is one night in Paris. Oh Was the pink a clue you guys knew that right of course that was that was guys knew that? Of course. That was a layup. Dude. That was a layup.
Starting point is 02:15:29 He's just got to get one of them? Two. Yep, this is, so you got to get these both correct. Come on, KB. Oh. Jeez. I mean, that's a photo. That's high res.
Starting point is 02:15:42 I mean, what the? I could just see what that's what that's about Playing a clarinet context. I don't know. I don't know sex tapes. I don't know what context I think this one might be the Ray J right um That's a two-hand I mean no No, no, what do you mean by context? Pov so it was only using one hand this person is using two hands so the context clue is large penis Well, no, what do you mean by context help him out a POV so I This person is using two hands so the context clue is large penis
Starting point is 02:16:12 Probably That might be Pam Anderson then go Tommy Lee Tommy Lee it might be Tommy Lee or pull it back out a huge one I'm gonna have to go with Pamela Anderson and Tommy Litton now. That was the third one. Oh no! That's Pam Anderson's sunglasses. Oh yeah! I know that. It is, yup. The one that you missed was Kim K. Two Hands on Ring.
Starting point is 02:16:41 Oh damn! I'm an anti-perv. That's gonna be a on ring. Oh damn. I'm an anti-perv. That's going to be a Palm Sunday. Oh. Oh, you can't. All right. And that's going to be a Palm Sunday. At least you already got Palm Sunday'd.
Starting point is 02:16:58 Yeah. Oh. You thought those were easy? TJ was. I feel like it's weird to actually watch those no not to Pam Anderson one Oh, I think it's I don't uh What call me weird yeah call me 13 years old I? Watched a lot
Starting point is 02:17:17 Malware on my home computer. I have it on my ways Back in the day when the whole family shared one computer what a risk that well my god worth the risk every time yeah Is that where your love of gambling came in what yeah? was a gamble yeah download this One or two. Two cherries. Two cherries. He's a two cherries guy.
Starting point is 02:17:49 Are you going to be able to hold that whipped cream, Lucas? Your arm's giving out. Lucas. Dumb bitch. You need a redemption. Oh! I now got him! Lucas! You dumb freak! KB's nice like that. Oh, you got some on your... Oh
Starting point is 02:18:09 Nice like that. Oh you got It's also on your jeans on your little tiny jeans little jeans Damn Wow You just dumped the Sunday on the ground No on the from the you're on skates on the towel you just Want to swerve that was awesome. That was so sick Lucas can't even Palm Sunday alright Spin it we got two more two more games
Starting point is 02:18:42 These are fun These are fun. Danny! Alright. Hi buddy. Tate, these are fantastic. Yeah Tate, I'm fucking embarrassed about that sex tape. What am I hoping for here?
Starting point is 02:19:09 Passover. OK, so we need to flip a coin, or TJ can do it. You and one other person have to throw an egg over top of either Zah or White Boy Rick 10 times. It's going to be Danny. Without it cracking. Yeah, without it cracking. Only White Boy Rick's here, is he? Danny Lance is actually going to fill in.
Starting point is 02:19:24 All right. OK. So call heads or Lance is actually gonna fill in all right, okay? So call heads or tails and if you get it right you get you get to I would assume if you get it right you get Heads No, okay, so who's he throwing the egg with Kate what what the fuck? What are you doing so goddamn dumb, what are you doing dude? Do you want you want another shot at that? You're going out on the court What
Starting point is 02:20:15 He has it does he understand what he's doing maybe he does not I don't think he gets it What's the Defense This is going to crack Instantly on saw no on Kate. Oh, okay, but if he knocks it out of the air Yeah, there's no way you got him All right, here's one. And that's it. Nice job, Kate. Can I move? Yeah, whatever you want.
Starting point is 02:20:55 Two. Kate. She's impressed me They did on accident so is that palm palm Sunday that's a palms He's like and that's a palm That'd be a palm Sundayae. That'd be a palm sundae. That's gonna be a palm sundae. Bad throw by me, I'm sorry. Upon further review, palm sundae.
Starting point is 02:21:32 Let me look at my book real quick. Yep, palm sundae. It does have a great delivery. Tate, you haven't even tried to brush the egg out of your hair? I want the burger one. Oh, the burger one's gonna be fun. Oh the burger ones be fun Would you tweet yesterday Danny, what were you on that would have worked better if it didn't run out of whipped cream right when You said it So much syrup
Starting point is 02:22:00 What was the tweet Danny that's that's foul play. Danny, that's foul. Danny. How many cherries? What's up Ethan? Ethan. It's you, Ethan.
Starting point is 02:22:22 Yet he handed my hands. Alright. Yeah All right That's only you you That's a messy show classic palm. We are This is this is this is We are gremlin. Yeah, this is this is this is gremlin mode. We are fucking gremlins over here. We're on full on gremlin mode.
Starting point is 02:22:48 We're on full on gremlin mode. Kate, I was impressed. Yeah Kate, great job. I thought you were done the first one. I was utilizing hydraulics. Oh. Uh oh. I thought you were done the first one. I was utilizing hydraulics. Oh Not send it back Oh, it's 12 it's 227, you are so close. It's so close.
Starting point is 02:23:26 Brandon, what are you doing with this thing? I'm bringing it home. I think everybody loves it. It's unbelievable. I'll bring it back every day if you want. I can love this bunny. It's so good. It's so easy to hold. The little pups.
Starting point is 02:23:37 I gotta go do the quick picks now. All right, and my kids are coming by. Even their poop is cute. Honestly, yeah. Little balls. Yeah. So like when you own a bunny, Even their poop is cute. Honestly. Yeah So like when you own a bunch people that own bunnies do they do the let them out of the cage yeah Yeah, yeah, like it just wanders around your house. Yeah
Starting point is 02:23:59 Yeah, that's awesome. I didn't know that yeah, I Think I might be a bunny guy now. You should I'm telling you too, but I might just take this take the bunny Yeah, I'm just gonna take the bunny Look at that all right last person and then we'll do a gauntlet and we'll be done If I know anything about very pregnant wives they they welcome when? unexpected surprises Things yeah Living creatures other things you yeah over living creatures case for the burgers is that this is you like to you I would like to pass this on
Starting point is 02:24:30 you can you can find someone who will stand in your place who would eat a bunch of burgers how many burgers a bunch of burgers well it's against Tate. Oh, I'm a sick bastard. Yeah. Let's go, KB. KB, let's go. Oh, man. No, no, that's too way too much. I can't. Is anyone else thinking they can do it? They're little burgers.
Starting point is 02:24:53 I can't eat fast. I can't eat fast either. Is anyone here? This is an impossible challenge. Who wants to sign up for this? I mean, you're going up against Tate. Wait, now if I lose, is it me getting Palm Sunday? Whoever wins gets to Antique gets to Ash Wednesday Lucas. But if you lose? I'll take whatever. Oh, it's getting Palm Sunday? Whoever wins gets to Ash Wednesday Lucas.
Starting point is 02:25:05 But if you lose? I'll take whatever. Oh, she's the winner. Winner's the winner. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. So.
Starting point is 02:25:12 Let's win-win. All right. Yeah. Tell me when we're going. Are we unwrapping first? Oh, no. Sorry, I didn't know there was rules, Burger Man. He's just carrying the egg around on his head.
Starting point is 02:25:22 All right, tell us when. Three, two, one, one go and they're off Wow oh my god tate this is Picasso They're cold they're all the three-hour-old burgers at this point Okay, oh, take you're getting you're gonna waxed right bogged down Eat That looks so oh no, there's just a man holding a rabbit oh Huge bite nice first, but he's not really a Lot of chatter from you tape all right Dan. He's he's on this
Starting point is 02:26:05 Oh my god. Oh my god. He's got a lot lot in his mouth he's got ten doughnuts in him too holes you guys made seem like I was killing you were for a second then he went balls to the wall Tip it in the egg on your head Take the tape. Did you brought blog about the Bryce Underwood picture? Wait winner gets to antique Nothing right you have to say Okay. Mm-hmm. He's getting close. Can he do it? What do you think, Ethan? Ribbiting. Ethan, if we sent you Colby buff can we keep him I look after one animal more than I bargained for already is it your animal or is it your uncle dog
Starting point is 02:27:14 yeah it is my uncle's dog yeah okay okay Tate Tate won. So he gets the antique Lucas. We're tied one. Okay. Great job. There you go, Tate. I think Lucas got the clips he wanted out of that, though. I think so. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Really antique them, because this is the last one of the day.
Starting point is 02:27:39 Maybe go two hands for both burgers. Feels so powerful. Yeah, it's also Easter. It's so natural in your hands. Unlike, no. The swivel chair with the bunny. It's perfect. Yes. Yes, kill them all.
Starting point is 02:27:56 I can't believe how contented it is. Push the button. Is it like nervous or shaking? Mine was like vibrating when it was in my hand. If they die, they die. Isn't that right? Oh, a two-hander by Tate over there. Shaking mine was like vibrating when I was in my if they died they died Isn't that right? Oh? Tate over there. Yeah, all right Yes, oh
Starting point is 02:28:26 Yes It's up is he got him good. Holy shit Holy fuck we are you said it right? We're gremlins over here Holy shit Another plink oh day in the book. Yeah, someone's gotta do a gauntlet. Oh, that's right. Or read the ad. One gauntlet.
Starting point is 02:28:48 Well, let's pick who it is. Who's going? Well, we're gonna spin it. Ghost gauntlet. All right, so we spin it and then I'll read the ad? Yeah. That card's coming up. Is it?
Starting point is 02:29:03 Oh, as he gets it ready, I'll go ahead and read the ad. You asked, ghosts listen, straw bingo is here to stay permanently now, sold exclusively at Circle K. It's the perfect duo of fresh strawberry pear with sweet and sour mango for a crisp and refreshing flavor for any occasion. Like all other ghost energy,
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Starting point is 02:29:33 by Ghost at Circle K, Walmart, and Costco today. And they are of course sponsoring the Ghost Gauntlet, which will be run by Love Ghost. Tate! There we go. The bunny soup, please. I'd say MVP Brandon for bringing Kobe Buffkin. Yeah, MVP. Oh yeah, and Brandon for bringing him.
Starting point is 02:30:01 And then LVP Lucas? LVP Lucas. LVP gets antiques, right? Can you wash the egg up? This is only a rental sadly Sadly works We'll say I could do better next time mystery box. I think was a dud I'll do I'll step up my game Yeah, I think you need to go back to your roots. Yeah, you should do antiquing. I want to shake things up and mystery box just wasn't bad.
Starting point is 02:30:31 So what do you think, Kobe? What do you think, little guy? He's so cute. I also think we found a game that we're going to just keep doing with the cards. Maybe once a day. Dana, did you eat the card? I ate the card.
Starting point is 02:30:44 You finished it? I ate the whole card card I ate the car finished any card I ate pieces but no I did not finish it a little bit of Joel yeah wait yeah Jordan Hawkins you ate I believe so yeah Pelicans yeah we had a good run there where I thought we were gonna have no tea out and gloves? You can go glove-less. It'd be hard to do it gloves. Yeah, but it'd be a nice excuse. Yeah. I think the head will be the excuse here. Fair.
Starting point is 02:31:14 I can see. The gigantic head. I think that would be the excuse. Okay. Can you see it at all? No? Kobe, what are they doing? He's so silly. They want to be you.
Starting point is 02:31:27 They want to be you, Kobe. Look at those feet. Brandon, can you zip them up? There's blocks. All right, Tate. So it doesn't fall off him. Give him some ghosts before he starts, please. Oh, yeah, give him some ghosts.
Starting point is 02:31:35 Give him a sip of ghost. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him.
Starting point is 02:31:43 I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. Yeah, give me a ghost. Give him a sip of ghost. All right, good sip. Three, two, one, go. Oh! Holy fucking shit. This is gonna be tough. Whap.
Starting point is 02:32:18 Who whamped? Sorry, I don't know what I laughed for. Poop. Oh! Sorry, I don't know what I laughed for. Poop. Oh. Not bad. Ooh, this is going to be tough. Oh. Oh There it is he's doing pretty well, yeah I Have this suit until Monday. I don't know if it'll scare
Starting point is 02:33:04 I have this suit until Monday. I don't know if it'll scare The kids maybe I'll ride it on a bicycle through the park real quick or something. You know yeah, oh No He's got hidden bunny dick Not as bunny cock no. Here it is. Oh! Bunny ball. God damn. Shit. Oh, there we go. Someone said chubby bunny.
Starting point is 02:34:05 There we go. Just a two minute. Sit on down, we'll read them to you. Ten NFL teams with three or more Super Bowls. Broncos, 49ers, Cowboys, Packers, Patriots, Eagles. What else is there? Anything? No.
Starting point is 02:34:30 Raiders. Eagles is not correct. Nine elements in the periodic table. That's six right now. That's P. That what? Nine elements. Color of the jacket at the Masters.
Starting point is 02:34:39 Green. Four most populated cities in Florida. Tallahassee? I don't think so. NBA players who average a triple double for a full season. Four most populated cities in Florida NBA players who average a triple-double for a full season Russell Westbrook Oscar Robinson Oscar Robinson What happened this year There you go actors. That's it 55 Wow that was really good job Tate
Starting point is 02:35:11 Thanks guys. Did you beat regular you? Yeah Oh my god, oh my New better version of you you got to wear that all the time! This is impossible to see. No, it's not! Look at... Look what you did! You're better off blind. Damn. Alright.
Starting point is 02:35:33 Great show, everyone. Great show. That was fun. Remember when Lucas couldn't crack an egg? That was unreal. I'm still baffled. It's the hardest egg ever! Too hard.
Starting point is 02:35:43 What do you want me to do with it? Too hard. There's nothing I can do! Too hard of an egg. Even if it was... Even if it was... Lucas! Lucas, are you in there?
Starting point is 02:35:53 It's just so funny that it's an egg. He said it was frozen solid. Even if it was frozen. Yeah. Eggs are literally... They're made to be broke. Like, what do you... Yeah.
Starting point is 02:36:02 They put them in the fragile cartons. They're the most fragile thing you can buy And he couldn't break it Lucas do you want a redemption you want to crack one on my head? He's gone gone He was so confident you try Always cleaned up back Lucas. Oh, he's cleaned up. He's back. Lucas! Oh, whoa, what happened there, TJ?
Starting point is 02:36:27 Frog in the throat. Alright, let's spin the wheel. Lucas is back if you want him. Nah, it's okay. The moment passed. I didn't really mean it. The weak little... Look at those arms.
Starting point is 02:36:40 He came and cracked an egg. The egg cracked Lucas. Lucas tries to stomp on it and rolls his ankle. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 02:36:53 Ha ha ha. God damn it. God damn it. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh no. Are you serious?
Starting point is 02:37:00 Oh no. Oh no. No. What does this mean? Fart Eliminator. Fart Eliminator. You got a fart. Oh no, no What does this mean fart eliminator? I don't have one in me at the pee first me too Kid are you doing withippets? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:37:26 Oh, we all have to? Yes. I have nothing. There's nothing. I got it, I got it, listen, listen, listen. Shh. That's good piss. What, is it, how does it swallow air. That was me.
Starting point is 02:37:45 I'm out. Who was that? Have a great weekend everybody. Have a great weekend. Brandon got farted. Oh it's farted like fart. That's not how it works. That's not how it works.
Starting point is 02:37:53 Brandon's saying he's out because he farted earlier. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We all farted earlier. That does not count. What are you talking about? French farts. That's not how it works.
Starting point is 02:38:01 That's not how it works. Brandon's saying he's out because he farted earlier. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We all farted earlier. That does not count. What are you talking about? French fart.
Starting point is 02:38:13 Brandon, you got to fart. Got it. Brandon's supposed to go, but he said he farted earlier. Yeah, I farted yesterday. Yeah. He farted yesterday. It's gonna end with me sitting here alone just getting roasted by the chat. Does a queef count? Can I get a celebrity shot from Big Hat? Oh my god. I'm wearing pants that button all the way up. Maybe that's hindering me.
Starting point is 02:38:52 It's okay buddy. It's okay. There's a little one. You can have it. Here we go buddy. I don't have a big one. I got you. I got you. I got you. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Why is he? Why is he? Whoa whoa whoa. Do you want me to open the cage? Oh, there we go. That was a big one.
Starting point is 02:39:06 The cage is open. Thank you, big guy. Oh, it smells. Wait, celebrity shot? Oh, it smells. Oh, it smells. Danny, are you? Oh, it smells.
Starting point is 02:39:14 Who's left? Oh, my God. I have nothing. You have nothing. You have nothing. The show just never ends. Oh, no. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:39:23 No. No. Can we do another? Can we do it in a different mic? Yeah. Oh my god Oh Brandon's coming back Never good show guys Got another one I can give a couple I got you borrowing I got Ethan fuck Oh Ethan fuck oh my god Who's in there? Nothing I just burped you're the best Ethan. Thanks for hanging out with us. Of course. I've had so many turtle chips and nothing.
Starting point is 02:40:26 Turtle chips? Oh. I thought that was like slang for... Maybe the jigglypuff will help you? Huh? Kyle, can you help me? Come on. I have nothing. Oh, here comes Kyle. He can help you, I think. Yeah, I'm burping too.
Starting point is 02:41:00 Yeah, yeah, thank you. I needed that so bad. Fuck. yeah yeah thank you I need that so bad fuck oh my god here we go are you guys still live? yeah yeah why are you shitting yourself? I just
Starting point is 02:41:17 did you shit yourself? no I could shit myself right now I think I farted 8 times Kyle come on dude I'm trying not to piss myself I'm trying not to piss myself. I'm trying not to pull a Kyle. I can't. Does anyone in the cave have to fart? This is not happening.
Starting point is 02:41:38 And I usually got one. Who's left? Me. Oh. Stupid. Ethan. Tell Ethan to fart. Ethan, try. I think he stood up and tried to fart. I'm trying. I'm trying. Can you tell people in the cave to come fucking fart? Someone come fart.
Starting point is 02:42:00 Oh, no. What the hell? Come on. Yeah, we gotta get this out. I'll clean up a lot of this. I've... I've written that. I'll literally piss myself. Yeah, we need a fart.
Starting point is 02:42:16 You got one? I'm on it. I'm sitting here working on it. Oh, Cody! That's better. Cody, you have a fart? Give me a second. I called dibs on Cody's fart. Oh. Fuck. Damn it.
Starting point is 02:42:41 Oh, KB's back. He might have one. That was such a good fart. What a fart. Fuck, why'd I pick Cody? Damn it. Come on, Cody. Help me out here. I'm struggling. That's, I'm gonna. Who else?
Starting point is 02:42:57 Cody. I'm gonna piss. Give me a second. Is this you? Yes. Give you a piss. Give me a second. Yes. Sorry. What? I'm going to have to.
Starting point is 02:43:13 I just chugged some water and swallowed a ton of air while I did it. I ate some donut holes. Fuck. Can I go again? Yeah. Can I go again? Yes. out partying today. Can I go again? Yes, oh my god, yes, yes. I owe you one.
Starting point is 02:43:28 Oh, my mic too. You want your mic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make it my mic. I'll do it. Oh! Good job, Marish. All right.
Starting point is 02:43:36 Thank you. Happy Easter, everybody. Or whatever it is you celebrate. Okay, now I'm done. Oh, oh, Blutman. Oh, I thought you were trying to... Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to...
Starting point is 02:43:44 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to... Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying celebrate. Okay, I'm done. Oh, oh blood men Get your straws, yeah, style a save for a while It's the act It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shopper, do a Yankee swap It's the act It's the act Have a great week, whoa, another voice crack. Have a great week, everybody. Love you guys. Bye.
Starting point is 02:44:41 Whoops.

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