The Yak - Plinko Day Makes Its Epic and SMELLY Return | The Yak 4-18-25
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I'm already suspicious the the anus boys are late that I knew they were taping a sketch. I
Am also suspicious. Yeah, that makes me nervous and Danny's had an air about
Two days now. Oh, so you have a fucking live animal in a box right now what?
Also, you have a fucking live animal in a box right now what?
Well, we're gonna introduce it we always introduce it no one knows what type of animal can I guess and ruin it stop
It's not a live animal
Because I'm nervous
We always introduce what we got at the beginning no we don't't wait. Where do we get going? We always introduce what we have Brandon? What do you have? I don't have anything
We'll do it when we do it. Okay, I'm nervous
spider interesting
There's a lot going on
interesting a lot of
I was nervous that the anus boys aren't here and then you immediately well I'm nervous about that what's in the box what's in the box what's in the box what's in the box what's this box what do we
got a green box
Mystery boxes as well two boxes two boxes
Hell could be in those so
Yeah, I I yeah, I brought two mystery boxes. I don't really I'm kind of taking Brandon's approach I don't want to reveal what's in the box. Take it. I have one good box and one bad box.
Maybe we should wait for Nick and KB to return
to introduce our things.
They might never be back.
Might not ever be here.
What if that's their thing?
That they just, point go day they leave.
It's over.
Where the fuck are these guys?
Who took my headphones?
Is that for a win?
I think it's your own.
All right, let's introduce what we got.
Oh wait, what's that bunny outfit? Oh
Okay, honey outfit
There it is, it's a little blocked but yeah, do you want me to introduce my thing then? Yeah, let's do it Okay, let's get let's just at least throw them out. We're just ripping the band-aid off
Day wait
Yeah, let's fucking do it. Okay
Easter this weekend, obviously.
Kind of a cop out.
Are you a good egg or a bad egg?
Oh no.
Okay, the good egg is, there's a selection of good egg in this bag right here.
And then, if you get bad egg, you have a choice.
You can either put on the bunny costume and you must hop everywhere the rest of the show
until someone else gets it
and it's seems hot in that thing and it seems pretty well worn or
Half of these are hard-boiled half of these are just regular, but they're all dyed to look the same
Did you give up on dying halfway through yes?
No, they are tied. It's hard these two are just party eggs check this out. Oh
Confetti okay, okay, anyway. This was just a little extra as a dozen, but you can pick someone in the room
Pick your egg pick someone in the room they smash it on I love it
All right, it's either hard-boiled or regular or you're stuck in the bunny costume. I love it
All right, okay interesting Titus. I did uh so as you guys know I did an t-keen the first couple times
We did this everyone said I got played out. So I went to a fuck ton of flowers a little gag
The critics were very strongly against that so I thought I'd shake it up for once if you are a fan of the antique
In maybe we'll bring it back
But I thought I would shake it up for once if you are a fan of the antiquing Maybe we'll bring it back But I thought I would try something new for this time because we don't have letters and you kind of said do the good and bad
So I did mystery box
This is the bad mystery box. This is the good mystery box. Those are great boxes. That's our fantastic box
I'm not gonna say anything else just a box. So the suspense
remains a mystery the good ones a
mystery I could explain what's in the box I could give some hints but I would
rather I think that's giving too much away I'm just gonna I'm just gonna leave
it as is I will say that the the bad is pretty bad and the good is pretty
fucking good all right okay man all right, I have a
Not not so bad one. I have the hole in one challenge
so
The bad if you get bad on mine you have to tweet out with no context
Which hole of mine is your favorite?
And a tweet to just only fans calm no context. Oh
Here the boys they are late. We've already we've already introduced Kate's and in Titus Titus has two boxes
mystery box good or bad Kate has you have to get in a bunny suit and hop around or there's a
12 eggs half hard-boiled half regular, and you got to smash it over someone's head. Oh, yeah
So that's the truth we've introduced so I'm introducing mine right now. Mine's a hole-in-one challenge
The bad is you have to tweet out with no context
Which hole of mine is your favorite and then just a link to only fans calm? Oh, no. Yeah, and then the good
I have 125 donut holes huh and
TJ can you go to the other camera?
You will get three shots at getting a hole in one so you take all three shots even if you miss
every every shot that you make is a hundred dollars cash and
Tates gonna eat some munchkins. Okay. So hey Tate. If you get one hole in one Tate will eat ten munchkins if you get
two he'll eat fifteen if you get three he'll eat the entire box of 25. So if we
get a lot of really good golfers here Tate might have to eat 125 munchkins. Congrats, Tate.
Yeah.
I told him, I was like, hey, make
sure you bring an appetite.
I appreciate that, Dan.
So how many have you had this morning already?
I'll wait till it's my turn to talk.
OK.
Brandon?
All right.
Like Kate said, it is Easter.
I would like to celebrate Easter.
And if you land on mine, the good will be...
And first of all, my original idea involved
doing something on Zoom with one-month trial, Ethan,
because that is my standard.
I forgot to... I actually moved on and did something else,
but I had already told him I wanted to use him,
so TJ will be sending him a link shortly. He'll be joining us.
Oh, great.
And just sitting there, he's not tasked to do anything, so.
That's what he would do anyway.
Right.
But if you get my good, you then get this delicious chocolate bunny.
Whoa.
That you can eat right on, I got a bunch of them.
Could that be for everybody?
No, this would just be for the person who it lands on. OK.
My bad, and I don't think this is bad,
but my bad would be if you were to land on it, you get this.
What the fuck?
Oh, no, no, no.
Wait.
Bad?
Let me hold it.
This live bunny to hold for the rest of the show
and to keep potentially forever
So it's either eat the chocolate bunny. Where did you get that you get? That's the cutest thing I've ever seen well
Let it go well. I'm not gonna let it go my run off, but I'll come to you
I'll get it very ready. You think this bunny. I think it's adorable. Oh, I use this show to buy more pets
I went to the bunny store. I walked into mostly sports this morning
I love it. Brandon is stressed out of his mind and he I just go Brandon
What's going on and he's goes if I don't get a live bunny by noon
So here's the live bunny Kyle would you like a live bunny oh my god
If I don't give it a live bunny. He is a delightful bunny.
What's his name?
We haven't named him yet.
My sister suggested Leroy,
but she also suggests that for every animal
that we ever get.
Have you ever held a bunny?
That's a really well behaved bat rabbit.
Yeah, it's a good rabbit.
Nose.
Well dude.
Whoa, Kyle, Kyle.
Be a little more gentle with him.
Kyle, Kyle.
Well don't fucking manhandle the rabbit. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Jesus, Kyle.
Kyle, are you delicate enough for a bunny?
No.
No.
He's about to skitter.
Oh, hi.
Lenny of mice and men here.
Do we have a plan in case this thing happens to skitter off?
Is there any lettuce or anything?
Oh, there's some stuff in here. Can I ask a question? Oh my god. Hi, this is just a question
Peter obviously exists as an organization correct this bunny's gonna be taken care of very well. Yeah
Do you think they'd get mad if we antique to bunny
No, not not on Easter weekend.
The wheel spins, antique and a bunny.
Can I just go ahead and put my foot down? We're not antique.
I didn't say we were.
The circumstances.
I was more worried about you guys suggesting we eat the bunny.
No, I don't want to eat the bunny.
No, I mean the list of events that have to happen for us to antique it or so.
It's not even worth talking about about right. It's not gonna. Have I'm crazy. It's not gonna happen
So yeah, if you land on mine, and you get bad you you win your side
I will be so mad if I have to go home with a bunny
Hi, cuz my kids will be like we got to keep the bunny. I have made arrangements. Okay, all right Nick
Yes, so Kyle Kyle skipped over. Nick can go first. Oh
Liam Plotman got me a
Jigglypuff said oh he had a treat on my seat. Shout out Liam. Mm-hmm. Thank you my bad
so it's I didn't do Easter theme, but
We've been into cards lately. So I bought a pack of basketball cards a box
We've been into cards lately, so I bought a pack of basketball cards a box
We will go around the room and say one basketball player if he's in the pack that I open you eat the card, okay? I like it. That's the bad. It's a gamble for everybody, so it's the whole pack. It's the whole pack
I'll go through Wow, so there are six packs in here so up to six times
They have to be active basketball. It has to be in this set, active basketball player.
The good, I hope I didn't leave it, no.
I will buy anybody anything with Brandon's credit card.
Oh!
Right.
I like that.
Yes.
Love that.
I will be doing that with Brandon's credit card.
That's awesome.
Anything you want.
Okay.
What the hell's my wallet?
Interesting. That's my wallet? Interesting.
That's a really good good.
Yeah, thank you.
Kyle?
How about...
Is that bunny under...
What's a bunny hutch?
Oh yeah, let's put him in there.
I was afraid it was like a snake hut.
Is that bunny underneath your...
You put her under your shirt?
Kyle, what are you doing with the bunny?
What's going on with this bunny?
It's not a cat.
Ever had a pet?
Dude, don't put it down.
Bring it all the way in here.
Oh my gosh.
It's gonna run, Kyle. No, no, don't put it down bring it all the way in oh my god. It's gonna run Kyle. Don't put it down dude. All right
Kyle you don't know how to handle bunny. I was trying to set it free apologies your cat guy Kyle not a bunny guy
Oh, that's a fucking man. It's a mansion mansion. Holy excited
It's been a very expensive morning for me
Hi, oh he's the best
expensive morning for me hi oh he's the best but now for to land on the wheel you're gonna have to take him out and have him sit on your lap though I want I
want the rabbit that's not bad should we name him Hoyt yes yeah oh he's good
Hoyt he's perfect in all ways., great job getting the bunny. Oh, he's drinking some water.
Aw.
He's thirsty.
Eating.
Eating.
He's a really good boy.
I love him.
OK.
It's going to be really hard when I have to antique him.
Oh, yeah.
I'll do it.
Yep.
Because I'm already attached to him.
Oh, my god.
All right.
Kyle?
OK.
How about spin the wheel? Oh my god all right Kyle okay, how about
What do you mean in the wheel?
And you play somebody in not horse, but like
H or how big in but any sport it can be basketball could be golf it could be weights it could be soccer
if you win You get a cigarette
If you win, you get a cigarette. You can smoke it.
If you lose, you have to spin the office wheel,
smoke the cig with somebody else, and shoot the shit.
Win-win.
Okay.
It's a win-win.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Reds too.
Rabbits might be my favorite animal.
Danny, I'm worried.
Can everyone else go first? I need ten more minutes we have
Tate
Tate's got the wheel yeah, I can go I have the wheel
So like last time the wheel determines your activity if you're successful you get the good if you're unsuccessful you get the bad
The theme of the wheel this week is Easter
So the first one is the last supper. I have four burgers here
Twice last night to practice okay, so you and I'll have a head-to-head race to see who can finish two burgers first
fucked
What what?
What are you gonna? Do if you end up having to eat like 50 munchkins?
That's just the price of doing business
The second activity is called Passover you and a partner will have to play catch making ten throws with an egg over someone standing up
Holding a broom will flip a coin to determine if that person is
Is either za or white boy Rick? Oh?
If that person is love it is either za or white boy Rick oh
Incredible the third activity is he has risen you have five minutes to work up a fart
You can you can substitute in boner if you don't want to fart
Easter egg hunt you have to run from baseline to baseline on the basketball court every member of the yak gets one egg to throw at you Okay, and then the final one is called resurrection
res erection
So I've sent TJ three very very very low resolution screenshots from famous sex tapes you have to identify
You see Wow
So yeah, so if you're successful you do an ash Wednesday, which means you get to antique Lucas
So yeah, so if you're successful you do an ash Wednesday, which means you get to antique Lucas
If you fail you have to do a palm Sunday, which means Lucas gets to make a Sunday in his hand in there and palm you
He's really good good Tate do we have really good. I have flour okay
Danny You still need time?
Yeah, maybe we should figure out our letters first.
All right, okay.
So TJ, put it on the wheel
and we'll just get random letters.
This is gonna be a great Plinko day, I can feel it.
I can't stop watching the bunny.
He just went in the little house.
He's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
He's a good bunny.
He went in the little tiki house.
There's some really good stuff,
there's some really bad stuff.
Here he comes again.
And there's two mystery boxes. And there's two mystery boxes and there's two mystery boxes could be a live bunny
The more you say it could be anything it could truly be anything we don't know we don't know what Danny's is yet
Yeah, I'm worried about
He's waiting for someone to show up with we also have a green box here that we don't know who put it
Want to show up with we also have a green box here that we don't know who put it. Oh god damn
Yeah, that one's very nervous hmm hmm. It's a square
Hey, Ethan, what's up, dude?
Hey, man, I just
So I appreciate you being on standby this morning. I did go in the direction of the bunny though if that's alright
All time low being cucked by a bunny
Have you are you doing Jesus right now? Did you rob a little kid's home while he was there?
Damn good no, he could take it off. It does, it looks like portable.
It's perfect.
Ethan, how are things?
You have aged one year since we've seen you.
Surviving?
Are you sure?
Doing my best.
Okay, what's one thing you've done new
since the last time you were on the show?
Are you?
Not much. Okay. All right, just hang out. We'll come to you every now
and then I guess. Okay. Do you have any flour in your basement? Maybe. All right. Good.
Good. Good. Very good. Okay. Yeah. Let's spin the wheel and figure out what letters we have I
Can't stop looking at the bunny. I'd so cute man
It's not watching the bunny by the way my hole-in-one you don't have to shoot through the pizza box
You shooting in front of the pizza box, so you should be able to get them and teach it up. Oh perfect. Yeah
Should be able to get them and teach it up. Oh
This is for what oh we do yeah we TJ go again, I'll just say what it is
Alright, so we have school
Yeah, sorry if you're going left to right yeah, how many letters we have we have
Six of us so I get both showed you both get both skulls yeah more donuts for Tate
There's a letter letter letter letter letter letter got it works yeah
Okay, actually you know what do do do the I'll take the far skull and
The the right skull
will be just spin the wheel and you have to do whoever's name comes up.
That challenge.
So that way everyone gets, we basically have a wheel
for another chance.
I like that.
Yeah.
All right.
So this for the T.
This for the T.
Everyone remember where they're at on the board.
Tate.
Tate.
Okay.
My bunny's at the ready.
She has a cake.
Oh, you can take off Kate, because he's the real.
Oh my god.
I know.
I want him here every day.
Something about him.
Did you guys have any bad ideas that you almost did?
Yeah, I almost did Ethan.
Okay. I almost did Wendy.
And it was going to be a milkshake from Wendy's,
or you had to be in a conservatorship for a week, like Wendy Williams.
Oh my gosh.
I thought that was maybe too much.
No.
All right, what are we at?
That's E. E. KB, what are we at?
That's E.
E, KB you're on E.
Nick.
Nick was A, H, H.
Cool.
H.
I had crucifixion.
I was gonna ask somebody had to get.
Maybe we'll do Wendy another time.
All right, so I'm the Y.
You're the Y.
Why?
Why you hollerin'?
Why you just, Brandon, this bunny is awesome.
Oh, he's on the roof.
He's on the roof, he's on the roof
That's not what the house is for silly Danny you're the H or the animal then I guess I'm the K
Give her that wheel and show this bunny on the house there. We go bunnies on the house? He's standing on it. Should we call him Fiddler?
Oh.
Get it?
This bunny.
This bunny's standing on his house.
Alright.
We're diving right in, boys.
Yeah! Let's just dive right in.
Alright, so everyone's got two pucks.
Should we let Lucas have a puck?, oh Lucas yeah, what's up Lucas?
Did you see our text exchange this morning no Lucas and I I tweeted it TJ
Probably one of the dumbest and there's when they say like there's no dumb questions
Yeah, that's not that's not true because Lucas found a very dumb question
Should I expect to be flower today, you know the answer to this question just
Yeah, bro, you're getting flowered
I think yeah, I think you're gonna get powered.
Alright, let's dive in.
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There's never been a cuter being than that rabbit
But up when he goes under the hutch
Great years very very pert. Hopefully. I assume I'm taking him. Hopefully he's not gluten free
I haven't told my boys and I'm told the middle boy about him yet, but you already told him
I haven't told him yet. Okay, and you're bad as we have to hold the bunny. Yeah, was yeah, that's take home. You have the bunny
Yeah, I will say that if you accidentally let it go here. You are you will be hated Polly so that is stressful
Yeah, that is stress like a lot of pressure kind of and if Kyle holds it for five more minutes
He's gonna choke it out. He's pet than you think. Much harder than you think.
I think he already had him in a little bit of a rear knee.
We have to keep him out of your hands. You guys are so gentle with bunnies.
We are.
You guys are notoriously gentle.
You let him go up your shirt.
You guys are always gentle with bunnies.
Why was he going up your shirt?
He wanted to.
Skin to skin.
Yeah.
Oop. He's just hopping around. So I bought you a cage. Skin to skin
So I bought you a cage to take home I bought you everything when I was a kid and my mom was helping me like get ready for the bath her term was always
Skin the rabbit oh, that's not cute
To answer your question you were about to ask because nobody's here on the weekends. Yeah
Because after four o'clock it would be by itself and somebody would let it out and they would
escape and die. Maybe for a week how long can a rabbit live by itself without
someone checking on it? No we would somebody check on it constantly. Should we have them Oh my god. We should. We have to. That's not part of the thing.
No, but listen to that. Oh my god. Let's do that another day. Yeah.
We gotta do it.
We should just do all the fables. Yeah. I can't think of any more. How many fables is off rabbit?
The scorpion on the back. On the back of the turtle? Yeah, maybe. Or snake? The scorpion is a rabbit.
No, but we'll have to get a scorpion turtle Danny is a scorpion coming
How much time you need by three bears about four minutes get three bears in here yeah and a oldie logs yeah
porridge
crying wolf
All right, I could I could show my good though. Can you move the big dildo?
I don't like it being in the same shot of the body yeah it's funny it doesn't tasteless
oh no put the dildo on the body in the case freak out yeah so much weight to
that's a density to it what's your good my good is just it's like a basket that's
a great mm-hmm longer burger Easter eggs with a special treat inside
Oh, wow Danny. I want that very good is Ali on his way
Yeah, is he gonna show up with something that could eat the bunny we have a snake in a bunny
Yeah, we're gonna. This is gonna be bad
We have a snake and a bunny? Yeah, we're gonna, this is gonna be bad.
Who would win? Oh, the snake.
I'm picking before Plinko.
Is he here?
I'm in love with this rabbit.
Three minutes, three minutes.
This box makes me so nervous.
Can't.
Should we move the rabbit?
No.
Does everyone remember what they have?
Yes, yeah.
T.
All right.
K.
When you're looking at the Plinko board,
I have the left skull, and the right skull is spin the wheel forever and I'm H and I want to see somebody eat
a card I
Do to whose eat will voluntarily me hurry? Okay, and that's just a cigarette with a homie. All right. All right, so let's uh,
Let's spin it and then do hey, dude, please. Oh, yeah, TJ maybe throw on one slice for office wheel
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Let's get it going boys.
Get ready to rumble.
Let's do it.
Who's going first?
We're going to find out.
Two puck spins each.
Looks like me.
Alright.
Alright.
Fearless leader.
Daniel. If you get the bunny and then someone else gets it, you get to give it to them?
They have to take the bunny, yeah, for the rest of the show.
He heard you.
I'm definitely going to forget what everything is by the time it's...
Oh, I don't know.
I'm going to drop the buck.
I don't know where I'm going to aim.
Yeah, what's the plan here? I really don't know. I don't know where I'm gonna aim. Yeah, what's the plan?
I really don't want to eat a card
Like I'd struggle with that. I don't like the weird things teeth feel
So you've tried to him before I don't like things feel weird on my teeth
What's he doing?
Oh, that's right. We have the camera back there now. You can get the behind the board scene.
What's he up to?
We're really far away from the board today.
That's dangerous.
All right, he is dropping.
There it goes.
I can't see.
It's over on that side.
H.
So it's either a card, a pack of cards all open,
or you get to buy something with Brandon's credit card card or car
Anything that's anything you fucking want
What
It's a credit limit on that thing. It's I just paid it off. It's wide open right now. Wow yeah
TJ zoom in so they can see the numbers
Yeah, I'm gonna buy a motorcycle. Oh cool man a choice
You're not gonna be able to buy a good one. I'm gonna buy a motorcycle
You'll have to buy riding lessons as well. Yeah, just one thing. So just the bike. I don't I don't want to be a dick
Yeah, I'm not like getting a helmet or anything like that or like the riding suit. Okay leather jacket
No, just one one one motor one tiny little motor. I know who really likes motorcycles
It's car all right, so we were all guessing everybody gets a player that's bad for everyone. Yes
So wait, it's Are you eating it? Huh?
So wait, he's eating it, right?
No.
Oh.
I might have to eat it for him?
He triggered bad for everybody?
Yeah.
Trigger bad for everybody?
It's the rules, dude.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What the fuck?
We've never played it this way, dude.
I can't change the rules.
All right, Kate, name a player.
So wait, from any year?
Right now.
Oh, right now.
Real quick, I think my bad is here
Oh, no
I'd like to punch you in the head with a hammer. Yeah
Velociraptor I already oh
It's Hank's a machine gun
You gotta run the court
Taking a leak whatever was just dude whatever was just Bosco
That's the bad
Irritated Bosco
Grumpy Bosco just to sit on your lap
I'll guess in the meantime Steph Curry Steph Curry. Oh, that's a bad guess. What is oh because it well actually maybe not
Mods the bad player. Yeah, it's all right everybody my bad is oh god damn it. It's fucking. Oh.
The camera pick it up. We have a rabbit. Yeah, there we go. I don't want to attack the rabbit. Yeah, we gotta be careful the rabbit
What do we have today? All right
Yeah, believe the bet leave it over there for the camera like closer to closer to that side Yeah, shook it up pretty good there all right, so oh my god. Oh, he's back
I love him before my bad
You know this week was the act thousandth episode haven't been on this show long, but I wanted to celebrate somehow
So I got us a couple of giant African thousand leggers
Now there are two of them.
What?
Linda and Brandon, all right?
If you get bad, you will choose either Linda or Brandon.
We will put them in the middle of that green square
and if yours races out of the square first, then you win.
If the other one does, then you lose.
And someone else will have to have one crawl up their arm for ten seconds.
Oh.
And I think you, I think you need to show.
What's a thousand legged?
What's the name of this creature?
An African thousand legged.
The millipede? A centipede?
Giant African millipede. The biggest millipede.
Let's show them, Ollie.
Are they poisonous?
Yes, they are poisonous.
They're feces.
What? Don't, Ollie. You're doing it again again Ollie, where you're just being very casual about poison.
I used to be a millipede guy at the zoo.
You need to see these, you've never seen something like this.
How are they poisonous?
So they secrete kind of like a mild cyanide but...
What? Benny's so casual!
That killed Hitler.
Mostly, it's not going to do that, it's just going to poop on you repeatedly.
That's just kind of a given and in the poop is poison no no the poop is not poison it may stain your skin a little
Bit though, but you need to show Ali can you show them fair is fair?
Fair is fair isn't good stay over there isn't doing it justice because it so is it like longer than a pen
Yes, a sour punch straw
Not too long too thick yeah, it's about oh
Why oh is the spray to wake them up?
You don't have to wake them up right now, but just show them to us it looks like a sticky bun
Oh looks like a dog turd. Oh, okay. Yeah
Dog turd right now is he pooping repeatedly pooping how much poop do they have?
Doctor they moving right now is he pooping repeatedly pooping how much poop do they have?
How long are they alley
A footy foot long gosh good fucking god Danny all right Danny good job all right Let's spin all right, but ollie will know we get to do the cards first ollie name an NBA player
Current Ollie will know we get to do the cards first Ollie name an NBA player Current hold on how many cars why do you get a glove?
Name an NBA player
Okay split it
We don't need to take him out yet, so yeah, we'll just keep him in there. Thank you. I'll lady the trip
Good to see you again um
Give me Eric Gordon, okay
Bones Highland
Jordan pool Jonathan cominga I'm gonna go Tyrese Halliburton Dennis rotor Donovan Mitchell
TJ feeling peckish
Duncan Robinson all right wait do we have the reverse camera where we can I can just go one at a time brandy you read
About loud I won't even see him
Gigi Jackson I almost said that
Kobe, buffkin oh
Damien Lillard oh
Trey Jones
Isaiah Stewart
Kyle
Kyle Kuzma. Brandon Miller. Oh my god. Cole Anthony. Deron Holmes III. Upside down. Victor Wimbenyama. Oh.
Put that one a little neatly. Shay Gilgis Alexander. Kyle Filipowski. Dalton Connect. Name was a different spot.
Terrence Shannon Jr. The last of the pack. Jayden McDame. Wow. Nobody's eating any of those car under the car good round everybody good round you guys are good
Wow that was what a rush
It's that or you get something Brandon's it's not mine I just I just buy it for you. Yeah, that's right. Okay, all right
That's one down for Dan.
That was fun.
Which wasn't really for Dan?
But it's, we're a team.
Oh, Brandon.
Yeah.
Here we go, Brando.
Let's go, baby.
Come on, Brandon.
Let's go, Brandon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now to the Plinko board. Did give ollie? No? Oh wow wow?
Don't take a personality
What else is new ollie? Yeah? What's the latest and greatest?
Any new any new lizards come out? Yeah any new drop?
Oh, yeah, any news drops always always adding new. Oh wait a second
Did it anything are you supposed to call your shot, and if you get it
Oh, yeah, we can't we it's antique
I know what would you have said I would have said H. You said H. Yeah
I call your shop because that would just be a bonus and teaking of Lucas T. Okay
Can't see it. I know we We'll tell you. It is very far away. Uh oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. E. Who is it? Me. Oh, a cigarette. Cigarette. That's Brandon getting a cigarette.
It's awesome. Yeah. He's going to get so sick. Brandon, have you ever smoked a cigarette is awesome. It is. He's gonna get so sick. Brandon, have you ever smoked a cigarette?
Not since I was...
Do you know how to inhale?
Not since I was 18 and dating a whore,
so I tried to impress her by smoking her cigarettes.
Ooh.
I hated it.
Did it work?
You hated the whore?
I do now, yeah.
So...
Good or bad, good is a... You get to play someone an H. Okay. So. Good or bad, good is a,
you get to play someone an H.
Okay.
Oh.
And that could be any game.
Yes.
Okay.
And then.
If you win, you can have the cigarette or not.
And bad is I'm smoking the cigarette
with somebody in the office. With somebody
and you have to name,
you have to say women's names that begin with C.
All right.
And as soon as someone can't think of one they have to
Finish the cigarette all right all right
Yeah, love that all right. I love uh so see if it's good or bad
I think it's I
Always fucked this up, but you play H regardless. Oh, so winning is good losing his back. Yeah
Challenge someone to H here Kate three-pointer
Kate free throw no I do a pull-up shoot. Yeah, she can um I will challenge Kate because I know she loved the cigarette anyway
Oh, yeah
but it's rolling the base.
It's fine, Marash.
It's actually funnier to have the lure.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to compete in rolling the soccer ball
from the baseline and trying to stop it on a certain spot.
That's fucking awesome.
Like shuffleboard?
Yeah, we've got to find a spot.
Because right now, the plinko board
has taken up the entirety of the once you do a
Do a line and if it goes over you lose
How about where you do the circles?
Closest to the far draft we're gonna start at the the planet fitness baseline over there and
The closest to that second drafting circle wins love it
How many throws?
One.
One throw?
Two throws or one throw?
Here, I'll mark it off for you and I'll throw it back.
Do two throws each.
Okay.
You want to move this? Yeah. I think it can be out-throw, that's fine. Okay
A mild cyanide A mild cyanide
So it could get you sick?
Scotiocyanide
Didn't you say it was only poisonous to lemurs?
So like lemurs and other monkeys are known to crush and rub
Oh! Interesting strategy
For like a high? Exactly Fucking the soccer ball. I would have rolled seemingly
crazy strategy
Ask Ali if there's anything to
Getting this poison on you and then holding a rodent like maybe like a bunny
Oh, yeah
So what if you get the poison of the millipede on you and then have to hold this rabbit would that not be good?
Yeah, that would not be good. Okay. Let's okay great. Tj. Very good. Very good Tj. Good question
So if you hold the millipede you are banned from bunny
Or you just wash your hands you'd probably have to wash your hands vigorously sure let's just ban from bunny
bunny. Is it close even? Brandon's closest. So that's H. Okay. It's over. Isn't it when you actually have to do something though, right?
Actually doing it like that. What is...
That feels pretty good, Brandon.
Good job, Brandon. is that a fart you just
You just farted on purpose a woman
Farted in her face to celebrate Kate gets a cigarette. Oh yeah!
When can I light up?
Any time.
The mild cyanide is not good for the bunny.
Who's drinking?
Awwww!
So if you hold millipede, you're banned from bunnies.
Well I think you just put it on your sleeve.
Is that worth the risk at all?
Yeah. Ollie, would you keep and care for that bunny
or would you feed it to something? I mean, I love all animals, you know, it's just like,
it's inevitable that like some rabbits have to be fed to my animals. I mean, I used to
have a Patagonian cavy, it's like the third largest rodent in the world. I had that for
a long time and it chewed the studs in my kitchen and had to get rid of that
Um, but no, I love all animals. Where are you coming from before this Ali? What showed is your Barrington?
So I just drove like 50 miles nearly to get here. Yeah, I appreciate
Everyone in the show appreciates it. How often you have to get rid of animals due to their behavior. Oh
Never never most of my animals, you know, like,
I'm gonna stick it to the end with them, so.
Yeah.
Ethan, have you ever seen an animal like that?
What the?
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
All right.
Hell yeah.
Good stuff.
Dude, that's the most homeless anybody's looked.
The cigarette, the boxes.
All the boxes. All the boxes.
Oh man.
Is that even your house?
Alright, who's up?
Ethan's just playing along at home.
Nice.
Ethan's gonna have a millipede on him
at some point.
Oh, okay. Alright, you're're done get home after this. What are you calling out?
Grab those two pucks Brandon clean it up a little bit
That's where you should have saved the fart for yeah, and we clear
It's crazy.
Calling out the T again.
Fart in your face.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
Hole in one.
Or you got to tweet which hole of mine is your favorite.
What would an example tweet be that's literally the tweet which hole of mine is your oh that
Yeah, oh I was with you. I thought I thought you had sweet. I love big cats people
No, no, no, you have to ask your Twitter audience which hole
Do you do you run a poll or you just ask open-ended? No, it's just ask open-ended no context those things have unfolded in there
They're way bigger. Yeah, that's oh, they're wide
I really want you to get good here cuz I want you to putt and I want to have to eat some munchkins
I want to do that for everybody
So let's just get a good what are these? What do they eat? They're baby snakes. They're
Detrivores, so they eat decaying plant matter keep going there we go Brandon all right
All right, you're putting yourself three pots
Say
Would you like to address the burgers?
What about them it was for an ad oh yesterday? Yeah, so you just took one bite, and then you didn't finish it I finished
It's six burgers yesterday
That's the pack another day at the office how much how much do you spend on pet food?
Thousands now I've dedicated freezers for the house rodents and stuff so yeah, what's the most expensive?
So like our biggest snakes
I mean they'll eat like fetal pigs and like 12 pound rabbits so those are like 15 to 20
That's like a meal. It's like I'm taking somebody out or fast food, but I do they 12 pound rabbits like from where?
There's breeders that specialize in that kind of stuff. I get it shipped to me with dry ice and
How often do you have to feed those bigger snakes? They're eating about once a month, okay?
All right, Brian. We're ready. Are they cranky when they're like at the end of the month when they're ready to eat again all right here
He goes. Oh, yeah, I'm on brand especially come on Brandon
Get in oh, oh, it's eight ah
Brandon what the fuck dude?
Jesus Christ go again. That was practice. That was practice. You freaking go three more times
I was practice come to flat. There's a bend bend. There's like a bend in the carpet.
Yeah, flatten out the carpet, Brandon.
Hold on, Brandon.
Right there.
Never mind.
It's gonna turn.
Oh yeah, yeah. Flatten it out. This was all legal. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, what the fuck?
Talking about holes.
Hole cam.
Hole cam.
That was the most sexual way he could have done it.
Alright, they missed. Come on, Brandon. Okay, okay the most sexual way he could have done it all right amiss
Come on Brandon come on Tate's hungry get it
All right take they can what flavors you have I told him mix them up. I love the blueberry. Yeah, there's some in here
You would have a so here take a box lunchkin that the putting surface is not great
Yeah ten out of that
All right
We got to figure out a maybe the putt comes from the other angle. Yeah, it's not the best putting surface
Brandon's off the wheel now right he's down. Yeah, you're done. You made another hundred dollars. You made a pot
Why because I didn't get three hundred I know and it would have been nice to have to see Tate eat a whole box
Yeah, tastes not even mad at this no
That's four
He's just doing it chew tape chew
Huh you have your wallet yeah, all right, let's spin it again
Danny Danny get up there. I also think that if we get through the whole show without someone's thing being hit, we have to just keep going until it's hit.
That's fair. Yeah. We gotta use everyone's. You gotta hope the worst for Danny here.
Yeah, you want, what do we want? The ladder to collapse? The ladder, yeah. Some kind of... Lightning? I want to play some of Kate's games. lightning Damn take your shot
Because we asked you to
It's crazy how successful you are
That's everyone's that's that's everybody everyone's
So spin the wheel with all of our names on and whoever it hits, that's their challenge.
But it's always bad.
Oh, there he goes.
That's 10.
That's damn tight.
Not a thing.
Light work for safe.
Listen, I wanted to feed him.
Oh no.
Oh!
Oh, actually that's... Oh
Actually, that's
Look at that
Yeah, not so fun all right, so good or bad we first gotta see good or bad
Bitch so he gets one of his own Easter eggs. Oh, thanks guys you're right
What's in the Easter egg? Oh, it's a treat. Contrary Fritos. Oh, that sounds awesome. Nice little salt. Like mom used to do it back in the day. I had much grown up. Nice Frito
egg. Yeah. All right. Who's next? How good does it feel to be off the wheel it feels fantastic you didn't even have
Pretty easy. I mean I made 200 bucks today. I got a bunny. You don't even have to fake pee breaks anymore
You could still have your credit card spent or eat a card
Yeah, Danny
You motherfucker the wheel has a repetitive nature
The wheel has a repetitive nature
What's your letter Danny hey, oh yeah, that's three Danny's in a row yeah wow
Follow after two Brandon's wow
Danny call your letter
Then you'll have to do it
So you Lucas gets in teeth you have to do the a
Do we have flour I do but I have some okay great
Come on out. He was just gonna make a cake later
Yeah
And then wait what's the rules Danny still do the air does he get I think I just the antique no no it was it was
What's I thought you threw antique on top of that right? Yeah, what's the who's that a Danny? Oh?
So Danny just went double you just went double Danny. This is so much Danny Nobody's ever a lot of Danny. We've got a lot of history. We've doubled Danny
Lucas what's up my friend?
Black shirt was a choice. I said what's up? You said you don't really care. I do Lucas Thanks for helping out today by the way. Yeah, we appreciate it. We needed a face buckos win streak. How about that?
Are they doing well? Yeah?
Really well who they play last night Lucas
Nationalism oh Danny I was in the after is that a fuck ton of flour. Oh, yeah, it's jeans bitch You're gonna want to close as much as you can
So what I asked you they're like you think the antiquity of Lucas will ever get old and I was like no, dude No, I mean, there's only one way to find out There's a new reason to take your anger out on him every week
Lucas don't break the tech this time dude. Yeah leave the tech alone
That had some heat on yeah, yeah, yeah, there's hate behind that alright, so it's just antique or is it
Someone has to do yours. Which? We just made the rule.
I feel like we changed the,
but fuck it.
Yeah, yeah, we always change the rules.
It's just antique.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Calling your shot on anything is just the antique.
Giant antique, yeah, that's right.
It overrides what the letter is.
That's right.
You know what?
No, we'll do, if you call your shot,
you antique Lucas, and you get automatically the good
Yeah, that makes sense yeah, that makes perfect. All right. Good stuff not Fritos Cheetos. Oh
Can we just sit back and watch the rest of this
With the plate all right You know what fuck it?
always here for mine
You play a real game of ho
putting or basketball and
If you lose you do the the millipede what?
Change that's the punishment or you guys or you could choose which one you and you're already out and if you're trying to help you guys
Don't have to do the millipede. Yeah, I really want to see a millipede race
Okay, all right. It's on my bucket list
Come on hey
I think we gotta play
We gotta play tate I know what I want to letter we don't get he's got the wheel of the wheel I think no matter what we have to play. Yeah, let's finale
Yeah, yeah, no, but I'm saying like when he had if he has leftover
middle wheel
We're doing the wheel yeah, we're doing the wheel, but you also get to antique Lucas
Lucas here today, we can find Find Lucas Lucas we need you bud
It's just the antique door that he comes out of it's a crash dummy for antique he's just like a low-energy sting
Backwards off with you Lucas go back all right top for now back in the studio
We're gonna bright side Lucas. This is job security
We can't get really we have to Dan. I have to keep him yeah, so then Kate gets the good of mine. Yeah, okay Well that is to antique Lucas. That's an
He's grandpa Simpson right now Oh, yeah, what are you doing to your hunting?
More enough
Fresh coat all right Lucas. We'll see ya. What do you think about that Ethan see Lucas the heat?
Say classic oh See you Lucas Classic It's an all time classic
It's a classic
Oh man
That was great
What's like the most surprisingly affectionate animal?
Honestly when you get the millipedes on you
Oh no!
Shut up!
Don't knock it till you try to. Suppose they don't secrete the cyanide.
They do have a thousand lines.
And they ooze cyanide.
Mild.
Mild cyanide.
Alright.
So were those shipped from Africa, Ali?
Ali? Are they selling here?
On?
It may be wildcom, not too sure.
They breed them in captivity.
Do you know if these are two boys or two gals,
or have you ever found little?
I think it's a pair.
It's a pair, or it's a same sex relationship.
Oh!
Oh wow, progressive.
Yeah.
They're African hordes.
They are affectionate towards each other.
Have they ever created more millipipede not since I've had
Whoa
Dude, we're on Somebody we're really good at this.
Can somebody call Lucas?
Is he still here?
Ask that guy with no eyes
and back.
You get some Fritos Cheetos!
I gotta throw flowers somewhere.
Oh, there he is.
Thank you.
No.
Why does it look different? It looks very different. I
Think his soul is officially left go back to go straight on to Lucas again. You look like the Jolly Roger
Sorry ready real nice Nice. Close your eyes. Sorry.
Ready?
Real nice.
Aw, very nice.
That was cute.
That was delicate, even.
It was like a bunny throw.
The soft throw seems to land more flower on the face
than it would.
Or coverage, yeah.
You get to say you were gonna be nice.
I don't know why you're wiping it off to be honest run. I don't
What I don't want to jinx it, but this is going really well. It's going going really well having a blast
I'm having a great time everything's coming up if we heat them up will he be a biscuit Lucas. We'd have to get them wet
Off the wheel off boys the wheel, baby.
Sit back and relax.
The only thing that could hurt us now
is to have to eat a card.
Oh yeah.
We're not going to name a card in that pack.
I kind of want to just do one right now.
If you'd like.
Halftime?
Halftime card?
How many packs did you get? Six. Alright, you don't want to run out of how many packs you get six. Oh, yeah, all right
Let's let's see who's been it
How many animals you got you're trying to like invertebrates and reptiles
It was kind of an open-ended quick I do just ever on a gambling cave right now
You're the fucking cuz I don't think there's a lot of people aren't here today
Right now you're the fucking cuz I don't think there's a lot of people who aren't here today
Who we got in the game who's in the gambling cave, okay, let's just pick someone It's just gonna be like a tumbleweed up make spider
Not make spider
Henkel
Spider involved yeah spider come on down
And if it lands yeah, we'll just get
Use the whole gambling cave so next person yeah
All right spider
Drop a pink plink old puck, but try to call your shot before you drop it so say what you're where you're gonna
Drop it all right go ahead and grab those two also
Thank you
Is there one particular reptile that you don't fuck with at all they're like rather not have this one
No, I work
Our blue tongue skinks are boring yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we call them blue II. It's really popular. Yeah
This is fun, this is crazy
Oh, that's Kyle's horse horse
spider no
It's so what is it basketball and putting it it either one you get to pick you get to pick
who you play. So you have to put you have to call out one of us and you play us head
to head in it's peter in HL HL whatever you want though it doesn't call it's golf or or
basketball or basketball. And if you lose you got to you know The spider will meet the millipede
Okay, all right
Ho golf first Brandon go putt for pot first to get two pots
Just when you thought you were out Brandon. Oh, yeah, pull you back just
Did just celebrate being done. He's wearing short sleeves today now you might get peed
You get peed yeah, you get the P if you lose you peed on yeah, you get a P to yeah
You know you get to pick which one you think is gonna win the race, so you're fine if you pick the faster
Yeah, you just gotta pick the faster one. Don't worry about it. We're like three steps away from that thing
Yeah, you don't even have to think about about it There is no chance no time to panic yet
Are those the largest millipedes out there yet Laura out of ten out of ten thousand species they're the largest
They're so thick oh, yeah, you're a foot long
So it's just a putt off?
Yeah, it's versus two.
HO.
Are they fast?
They can be.
Lucas.
We can't be sure that's him.
BAM!
Wow.
Wow. Oh
You got to go again, it's how
He misses every which way just does not hit it down the middle Spy
Make it why you give it's for the horse if you make it you're good people don't know there's no letter you know they make it there's no letter
Try to get you guys to play horse first, and you didn't we should have just let him walking back here
Kyle made it very clear what his game was yeah, that's true. They didn't play horse. They just played that first one was weird
closest I
Mean it's funny cuz he had to just walk back out to miss this part. There's no way
Other side the hole. Play that back. And then whoop on the other side. Oh my God. How did he miss
that? Bugs Bunny had a magnet on that. How did he miss that? I just added this halfway
through the fucking thing. How did he miss that? Good job, Spider. Yeah, nice work, buddy.
There you go, Spider. That's crazy. Did's crazy. We see that again How do you miss like that?
the car look at the carpet
Looney Tunes
Carpet the curveball do that
I
At least let me go get my hoodie on you play me since I made the no no no no it's just you have to the race The milk I don't want to bear arm. I like yeah, you might not have to do it still
Okay, Brandon don't have that attitude
What great and we're still so far away from you having to put a We're one step away. Pick the faster millipede.
All right.
Well actually, you know, we're like a thousand steps away
because they have a thousand legs, so.
All right, so you're gonna put them both in the middle
and then I'm gonna pick Barbara or Linda.
No, Brandon.
Billy or Linda.
How am I supposed to?
It's your name.
Brandon or Linda.
And whichever, if Brandon, if I pick Brandon
and he escapes first, I'm off the hook.
Yes.
That's right.
And if I pick Brandon and Linda escapes first, I'm off the hook. Yes. That's right.
And if I pick Brandon and Linda escapes first,
I get one on my arm.
Now, do you think the bigger one is faster
or do you think the length could cross the line
or do you think the smaller will be faster?
Is it their entire body out of the circle
or is it their first little leg out of the circle?
I gotta defer to Danny for that.
How do we usually do it?
I think it's the little leg.
I think it's the first one to...
The first one to broach? To broach. First broach, okay, cuz we'll see it really clear on the I think
It should be full body, but that's well. I don't want to see how like how fast
Body might be fun. I saw a video and they move fast
Okay, all right again should we move the yeah, I don't and Brandon you have to give up rabbit holding duties after this if you I want to hold the rabbit no just put on your sweatshirt
okay we doing it yeah all right are you getting your sleeves I'm gonna get it
after after we see that's the spirit what are you going in there for okay
those are the fake ones can we drop them both in the middle at the same time yeah
yeah don't which one are you wait? Yeah, which one are you picking?
Who's that in your hand?
Both they're both all right which one switch little or big switch little or little or big
Which one's which just do you know the name big big ones Brandon little ones Linda?
I'll go with the big one to get out first Brandon Brandon chose Brandon, okay?
Linda I'll go with the big one to get out first Brandon Brandon okay
The rainfall just much like a
Shiny poop
Identical to a poop turd are they gonna just like wait
God oh my god What does that look like?
Look.
Those are just little poops.
Did you bring poop?
It's like a...
It's actually, it's just, oh I brought shit.
Bring water, oh.
Oh!
There goes Brandon. Oh no, that's Linda though
Linda oh no
Linda's unfurling oh, no, oh Linda
Oh
Way to go
We can put him back. Oh, I don't like that
Wait you just tapped it and it curled right back up. That's right. I'm obedient. Wow. As it does. Hmm.
All right, that's it.
And that's the poop.
Look at all the poop on the floor.
That's substrate, but it does poop a lot.
Oh, well that's vile.
Oh my God, that's so much poop.
Unlimited poop, he says.
Unlimited poop.
Thank you, Ollie.
Wow.
Oh, Brandon's going to put on his we should probably just start keeping a jacket in here for centipedes
Nice a raincoat perhaps
But the idea so they're not so bad I was I was uh
You definitely smell the odor when I opened up the lid it It's like they're just secretions from traveling pretty pretty
Oh, don't sit right on their poop. They pooped all over
flopped on the
You're still sitting in the poop do not care
He's already doing it out of the poop man. Oh, you're smearing the poop
What were they Kyle the millipedes look like poop turds
If it crawls up to his face it crawls up to his face, it crawls up to his face.
So be it, can't move.
Now you got it.
Now you got it.
Is it taking a shit right now?
You got poo on your shorts and your arm.
You're covered in millipede shit, dude.
Oh no, and it unfurls.
Will she know which direction to go?
I hope she goes towards hand.
Don't fling it.
No, don't fling it.
These are expensive. maybe squirt our
pet soup I love that the bunnies just
chilling watching always bunnies cool
yeah he's fucking chilling there we go
there we go well they have to wake up
oh it's diary and so much wait that's
it's all hurting shit what it's secreting like a gel. Is that the cyanide?
Yet, okay, we'll give it we'll give you 10 now 10
Maybe I'll just you just put it on him and he poops on it and you take it off
Go Paul
It's alright. It's alright
What's up?
Okay, we'll start
Start the clock TJ
ten nine nine
Eight sorry, they're shy. They're a little shy. You got lucky
It's pushing more shit
Covered so much so much poop the millipede pooped
Got him how to break up in this spot
Brandon you were off the wheel
It just all went downhill from there now again tell him make sure he doesn't hold the bunny
Good you're good you're good good
Man I
Think brain I was more worried about keeping his arm up
bunnies out
Hi, bunny. All right
Let's see who's next bunny so freaking cute man
Some more
Hey, okay last spin
It's the worst. Wow.
Call your shot.
It's been way too long since
Lucas last got in.
Yeah, what the hell? Lucas, you gotta be getting bored, bud.
Um, what's next to the
wheel on the left? E or Y?
Y. Your left or our left?
Um, I'm gonna go T
actually. T. Why your laughter our left? T
Oh
That's H. Hey, that's either something with Brandon's credit card while he's gone. Yeah, or the pack of cards who?
And Kate
You deserve the world you honestly do so if it lands on good
I want you to get something really nice. I have my eyes on like a $300 bathing suit. Oh hell. Yes
All right make you look slim. It's crinkle cut. We'll get two of those okay, okay?
Did you wash your arm?
Who's in the lead right now?
Lamar no oh
Are you saying that cuz it's likely he'll be in there no I think there's no more likely than he would than anybody else okay fuck LeBron James nice
I'll do
I'll do brawny James. Okay. Oh go brawn for a rookie card. Yeah, Olly it has to be current. Yeah, yeah
What happens if I have nothing you can run back Steph Curry. Yeah, okay. I can do Steph Curry. Okay.
Josh Hart. I'll go Kevin Herter. Oh look at him. Peyton Pritchard. I'll go Jokic. Jalen Brown. Michael Conley.
Okay. Lucas? Give me Sangoon. Lucas?
Okay, good Lucas. Give me sangoon Lucas
All right Brandon
Bogdan Bogdanovich
Jay Crowder
Kevin Durant.
Lugwens Dort.
Almost said him.
Tim Hardaway Jr.
Bilal, you're coming up named.
Koolibaly.
Kobe White.
Ooh.
Almost.
Malik mock
Bobby Clintman
Jalen Williams, Bob Carrington
Donovan Klingon
Zack Edie, oh about Edie
Jordan Hawkins, ooh a lot of rookies Zach Edie. Oh, I thought about Edie.
Jordan Hawkins. Ooh, lot of rookies.
Tyus Jones.
We're good.
Boo!
Oh, that's thrilling.
That's thrilling.
And I'm off the wheel.
Yeah, welcome.
That doesn't really mean much.
The worst things happen to Brandon when he's off the wheel.
We have to do every pack, by the way.
Yeah, we absolutely have to.
We have to finish the pack by the way yeah, we absolutely
Let's just do another pack right now, okay?
Let's can we add this to the wheel?
All right Kate player
You can just run one back and say Steph Curry again Steph Curry. Oh
Yeah, you could say LeBron there we go obi-toppin mm-hmm LeBron here. We go Obie topping mm-hmm
LeBron James nice
LaMelo ball Chris Middleton Anthony Davis Lonzo ball to Marta Rosen tied Jerome
Dante di Vincenzo
Canard Duke whites
Brandon Side down Fred van Vliet Cunard, Duke Whites. Brandon.
Side down, Fred Van Vliet.
Kelly Oubre Jr.
I'll be keeping that.
Josh Hart.
Oh, last time.
Derek Lively.
Covering it up.
Tyler Hero.
Isaac O'Coro.
Denny Avija.
Trey Murphy.
Stephon Castle.
Cam Reddish.
Dylan Jones.
There's so many players in the NBA.
Yao.
Yao Ming.
Whoa.
That might be worth it.
I'll eat that.
Okay.
Pakome.
It's not anybody we've said.
Pakome some dajit.
Trey Jones.
Somebody has to say Trey Jones.
Somebody has to say Trey Jones next.
Last one?
Malik Monk.
Malik Monk?
Might not happen.
Wow.
Accelerating.
Brandon, would you do the next ad read?
Then we'll spin the wheel.
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Good work.
All right.
Let's see who's next.
Spin it.
Damn it.
Clicky.
Going for wheel.
Going for wheel.
Going for wheel.
I'm too early.
Yeah.
Going for the wheel.
That's Tate, right?
Hey, Ethan.
Down the middle. Oh it's not the wheel.
Okay! That's me. Mystery box? Yeah mystery box.
Oh fuck god damn it. Spin good or bad?
And the good is the colorful one? Good is the colorful one,
the bad is the colorful one good is the colorful one the bad is the black one well
That's bad Strip him down. Could be anything.
Is there a heft to it? Is there a density?
Flour?
Oh.
Flour.
That's flour.
Wow, I didn't see that one.
I have a bag of gluten-free in the kitchen
if you wanna hit Nick with the gluten-free
Who's gonna antique you Lucas
I don't know
This one doesn't.
Yeah.
Kate, where's that? It's I know it's already in it.
Hmm.
Who would have taken the gluten-free flour?
Where's?
Look at the look at the rabbit.
He's going back in the cell.
Why did you?
Look at his butt.
It's good
Thanks, Kate. Why did you know where that was?
It's all randomly the other day
Put it in my brain
Come on Lucas, don't use that much flour. Don't be a dick. You alright? Yeah. Three, two, one.
Oh! Lucas!
Oh my god! What the fuck!
You're the biggest piece of shit.
I never hit you with it!
Why'd you hit him so hard? Why'd you hit him so hard?
That was a tick move!
You hit him as hard as you can!
Everybody else is softer than you!
I went soft! I went soft!
This is what, and this is what mystery box to do
Yeah, this is why we're a supplier hey look you got more flower coming, buddy
That's a penalty
You got more flower coming buddy. He's a bad guy bad guy
We have that Lucas torture stream coming up just keep that in mind yeah
that was crazy I wasn't right he gets away with it cuz he's so good his job
Oh god damn
Lucas needs a spanking with flour like my nose broken
Shoot your house. Oh, no. He's shooting his house
You look just like the sticky band
You are the wet bandits
Who
Okay, all right who's next
I'm sure it's chewable. They're out in nature chewing on stuff
Is this Titus's first time yeah?
Nothing like your first baby is not gone once
Nick have you gone?
Hard look at my face remember
Oh Yeah, that's right. I did go.
Not too long ago.
I'll do A.
OK.
Whoa.
Whoa.
OK.
Ooh.
OK.
Whoa.
That's a redo.
That's a redo.
Yeah.
Is that a redo?
Stick with it, eh. Oh!
Oh!
Nice!
That means you antique Lucas.
Oh!
Yep.
And I don't know if you remember,
but Lucas is the guy who just tried to kill Nick.
He tried to kill me.
He tried to kill him. He tried to kill Nick he tried to kill me tried to kill him
He tried to kill him thinking that he would not get antique anymore
Yeah, we all love Nick
It's oh, it's always been a dream line to get avenged
Oh
Wow holy shit damn it give him the fastball mark. Yeah, give him the fastball
Oh, oh Lucas, it's just all up on your head.
Oh no.
I feel like flowers getting contentious now.
Oh yeah.
Oh no, Lucas.
Oh man.
And now I get a.
That's the worst thing since I was out of the game,
y'all still made a millipede shit on me.
It's a lot of shit too.
And he sat on the...
So much flour in my eyeball.
Can he chew that house?
I mean, it's a rabbit hut. Yeah, he's fun.
Yeah, they're out nature chewing on.
Fritos?
Fritos and an egg.
Mm-hmm.
It's gonna carrot.
Alright.
Alright. Who's next?
The Fritos in an egg oh, what uh?
An Easter classic I want to do a test run on yeah, just covering him from top down
You should have maybe hourglass to you won't go worried about this
I don't wanna.
Bunny's gnawing on the house.
If it's a rabbit house, it's probably fine for rabbits.
It looks like it's made out of, like the wall is made out of something they're supposed to eat.
What should we name him?
Stacy?
Stacy?
Why?
No.
I don't love Stacy.
You don't?
Rebecca?
Gerald?
Gerald. Gerald.
Gerald.
Gerald's good.
Good.
Grab a random card.
OK.
Yell.
Kobe Buffkin.
Oh!
Kobe Buffkin!
Kobe Buffkin! Right? Buffkin's actually pretty cool. Yeah. Little Kobekin. Oh, it's Kobe Buffkin.
Buffkin's actually purple.
Yeah.
Little Kobe.
Little Kobe Buffkin.
Buffkin the Bunny.
That's a great name.
Kobe Buffkin.
Why are you biting your hand?
Oh, he's just doing a little maintenance.
You know, Kobe be Kobe.
Kobe Buffkin.
Kobe after the basketball player.
Buffkin.
Kobe after the basketball player. Yeah, Bufkin.
Okay, let's go to the next.
Tate!
There we go, Tate.
Ohio's Tate.
Let's go.
I'm gonna inform the house is edible oh probably why I won't see it yeah
Kobe Buffkins smarter than us mm-hmm imagine if my house was edible it'll be gone. I'd be homeless
Call an H. He's calling H
Seems calling H he's calling H seems what you what you doing there probably what Ali what you doing better that's all okay looks good
Oh no
Shoot another one it got stuck you stink at this
Right the middle I guess enough if you hit it you get so now you get to call another letter on this one
That one's H. Oh
You can go double a double a
Yeah, he will you He's gonna buy out a restaurant, Brandon. It's A. It's A.
One. The other one. The other one's stuck. That just stays in H.
What's A? Me. Oh, no.
Danny. Fuck. So you might get a Cheeto or a millipede.
Yeah. Do you want to get them ready now?
Start spraying?
Well, we'll see whether he's good or bad.
Oh, OK, yes.
Start spraying.
Oh, no.
Millipede race.
Millipede race.
You're already wearing a brown.
The little one.
Top?
The little one won the first race, just if you want to know that. Linda. Pick. Top. The little one won the first race,
just if you want to know that.
Linda.
Pick one, Tate.
Linda won the first race.
You guys don't want to do skin?
Did you see how much it left on my hoodie?
Oh, they really do have a scent to them.
My god.
All right, who are you picking, Tate?
Linda?
You're not afraid she's going to be tired?
No.
I ride.
I ride first. OK, Linda. Sprayed Linda first. Is that Linda, Elliot? Which one? and tape Linda you're gonna be tired
okay Linda Linda first which is that Linda Ali which one those don't look
like millipedes I mean it do look like something. It looks like rolled up. Oh, there she goes. Oh, there we go, Linda. Damn, Linda.
Thirsty rabbit in the background.
Very thirsty rabbit.
Linda is the Secretariat of African Centipedes.
Who is so thirsty over there?
Is Brandon dead?
Oh, there he goes.
Unfold, Brandon.
Everybody should know. Brandon. Everybody. You can't force them. Oh, there she. Oh. Wake up.
Oh my god.
Look at all that poop.
Look at Linda.
Why do they have that much poop?
That might just be dirt attached to them, right?
It's a mixture of both.
Here comes Linda.
There she goes.
Wow.
Yup, she's off.
Oh my gosh.
Good. Oh, she's moving Brandon so fast and in I
See why it's named Brandon now. Yeah, nothing. You're good. Yeah napping away stop stop stop
Way to go you might have to
Shoot one of those. Oh stop. Well. She's getting standing up
There's nothing you do to stop her yeah
Whoa whoa she go back in oh no oh oh no no no it ain't over yet didn't knock you all the way out oh Brandon oh no Brandon square Brandon
wait Brandon is Britain alive hey don't know. Are we certain? Let's go.
Go back to sleep, Linda.
You're safe.
Brandon, take a nap.
Oh, does Linda want to do it?
Brandon's going to get lapped.
Is there a chance it's dead?
Ew.
She's so good.
There she goes.
Linda.
They do poop quite a bit.
And now look at Brandon. Quite a bit of poop. Danny, lay down and see if she craw. Good job. Linda. They do poop quite a bit. And now look at Brandon.
Quite a bit of poop.
Danny, lay down and see if she crawls over you.
I don't like these things either, okay?
I don't like looking at the legs up close.
Troublesome.
Oh, no.
Oh, Brandon.
Yeah, welcome to the party, douchebag.
Is my chick-fil-a here?
Oh.
What was the, did y'all have the old wives tale?
If you look at them, their feet your your teeth fall out
Anybody get that why I didn't know it a wife's hell, but I had that back in the day had that might have been on
millipedes maybe your centipedes
Does that apply to African millipedes? Well, there were different roles sure but
Don't like them mmm No, not a fan.
But Kobe.
Kobe Buffkin.
Kobe Buffkin.
Kobe Buffkin.
Kyle's gonna end up with this rabbit.
We can't, we just can't let that happen.
Kyle would get the rabbit and then remember on Sunday
that he's going to Hawaii.
He's like fuck.
Come on. Did you get it did you get mama's?
Some guy offered to get me a reservation
Take it up take it. I don't like making dudes do dude. It's so worth it. It is yes
Do it maybe I will it's so good. What is it seafood? Yeah?
Maybe I will. It's so good.
What is it, seafood?
Yeah.
Oh, I think Kobe Buffett is sleeping.
Yeah, I think so too.
Oh no, he's still doing some mop up work in there.
Alright, spin it.
Which one's the bunny and what letter?
Brandon?
Y.
Y.
Oh, piss wheel.
Who's in the gambling cave
It's my spider
When it's spider with my car later blutman or spider blutman blutman
Where is he?
Should try kissing him again, but He didn't get to last time.
Brandon.
He hasn't kissed that.
We got a puck hovering still.
Yeah, don't hit the hovering puck.
Be careful now.
You are Liam Puckman.
Yeah, I just which one?
I don't want to smoke a cigarette.
Which one am I avoiding?
The E.
E. You're fine. E. Cigarette. Those pucks
have more health to them. Did you ever smoke a cigarette? No, whenever. Well, I mean, if
you call out E, you won't have to smoke. If you hit it, you won't have to smoke it. That's
a fail safe. Kyle, did you bring cigarettes? Yeah, he's got a whole pack of reds.
Call your shot.
A letter from the Yak.
Call your shot.
I'm thinking of which one, Brandon.
I can't see it.
T-H-E-Y-A-K.
You did it on the far opposite end.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, I didn't.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, why?
Who's why?
It's me.
Uh-oh.
He's either gonna eat a chocolate bunny
or hold Kobe Buffkin for the rest of the show.
Oh, he'd like Kobe Buffkin.
Do you know Kobe Buffkin?
Yeah, Michigan.
I also admittedly, Yeah Michigan
Oh admittedly
Senepete's trying to get out of the box get him back
Get the centipede back in the box
Good or bad you'll either get a chocolate bunny. Thank you for the Pokemon stuff by the way
Yeah, you got a whole bunch of money for the ready go back to the gambling cave will be buffkin
You'll be fine. Kobe Buffkin! Kobe! Hi!
Oh, you're so good.
Okay.
Thanks, Blotman.
Well, that means Kobe Buffkin has to leave?
Well, no, we'll see him.
We'll go to him.
Oh, no.
Kobe's legs.
Kobe's trying to jump.
Good.
We'll go to him.
No, we'll go to him.
All the way.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no but Well, no, we'll see him. We'll go
Good we'll go to him. No. We'll go to him all
Just like that it's a very funny visual to just go to the gambling cave and blotman is just sitting there holding a
Those are big old turds. Big old turds.
You guys know the Indian children who compete for food? Yeah. That's my favorite thing.
So I read because the culture they're too proud to accept free food, so they put a competition to it. Mm-hmm.
So it's all young children, and there's Mr. Greedy. Who's a very pubescent pubescent older teen?
Oh, yeah, he always wins is that what the people call him mr.. Greedy. That's his name
It's always fun looking games
Look at that. Oh, it isn't spider holes and no kobe kobe buffkin
He's cute very he's gonna get loose and yeah, no two minutes. Caitlin is watching this like a fucking hawk
Yeah, hawk would try to eat it my sister's eating what if we just went back and Caitlin just has it holding up her talents
Eating Kobe, Bufkin
Spin it again. We get the wheel
Again we get the wheel
KB's there we go. Yeah, first. Oh what what do you want me to go for what will boost morale?
Yeah, all right, so go for the wheel, but also say call out. What's the what's Danny's a
No, hey, yeah, yeah call out a that way you can antique Lucas if you get it we the son of Pete Yeah, with race that okay Linda is kind of
Dominated low although they do we should do the wheels that we should do all Tate's wheel things
Yeah, we will at the end. We'll do all the spin them all
We'll do them all but the ones we didn't get to and we're gonna eat all the cards that are left
Nice really walking with a purpose
Very delicate what's in the water?
Call an a Very delicate. What's a letter? Calling a. They can't see it.
Can't get over it.
Yeah.
Oh, Kyle.
And there she goes.
We'll we'll we'll go, Kyle. Will will will go Kyle
Wait it hate. Oh, yeah
All right spin the tate wheel
Great job Kyle great drop my friend
He has oh the boner what that's either fart or boner you have five minutes Oh
It's either fart or boner you have five minutes
What part of the clock TJ fart or boner you have five minutes to generate a fart or a boner I'm hard
Are you hard
All right now yeah
Five minutes hot yeah gun guy which ones he going with I haven't eaten all day. Let's see
Which ones what are you moving the middle piece for I'm scared for whichever one he gets to so
Which one do we think he's going for so far? I feel like he's going.
I don't know.
Oh, he's gonna eat a couple.
Yeah, he's gonna try to force out a fart with some.
Or.
What are the rules for the hard?
I guess.
Gotta get hard.
I guess you could get hard in the bathroom
and someone could come check.
I'll do it, I'll check.
What happens if he can't do it,ate if he's successful he gets an ash Wednesday
Which is antique Lucas if he fails he gets a palm Sunday, which Lucas gets to know cream Sunday's face
Oh, you got a fart man. You got a fart do the white boy Rick pose. Yeah, you've got a fart you ready
No, no, yeah, oh my God quick turn around time. Oh my God
You got this Kyle, so we wait
Hard dick or fart was Kobe Buffkin doing. Oh, yeah, let's check it out
That's worth it right there. I there Liam. Do you love him? Yeah?
Probably trying to get hard right now Ethan it can you get hard we have a stopwatch on the screen we can't cut to you that
But he is hard I didn't know that
Cal do you want to spin the wheel to see the's next? Yeah, this is a little whatever you want
Yeah, got it. Take a little pressure off
All right, it's TJ spin to see who's next take a little pressure off Kyle. I
Think getting hard to a couple spins and start rolling through it
How do you get hard how would you get hard? It was more because I'm good or no look at porn
Is there a non-sexual like if you get punched in a certain spot? No
All the time you know what I mean in the penis really lightly with a mouth
See I feel like because of that stuck puck everyone's gonna go to the
That's Kyle's
So you might have to get Kobe, Bufkin and you also have to do one-on-one with someone
And you also have to do one-on-one with someone
Yes, you got to call out someone one-on-one, let's do that first
Putting or shooting hold on everyone be quiet
King in the hose.
What the?
He's holding my cock because I have to pee too.
Don't say cock.
Don't say cock to us, man. God, dude.
Have some decorum on this show.
I was holding my cock.
Squeeze it.
Oh, shh. I was holding my cock You I got a bag for you to stop holding your cock man
Coming out every time I try to fart piss doesn't just get hard
I'm just not do I don't I feel like that wouldn't be worth it
No, it would not oh
Wait we gotta go to the club
Look
Yeah, you should move it to the right.
Oh, bad putt.
Then you can do it from anywhere.
Closer.
Big, big change.
I think we should do whoever loses has to do Kate's egg thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do that.
Yeah.
Hey, loser has to do Kate's egg thing instead of the centipedes did they leave
oh you can pop from anywhere yeah it's it's it's horse oh you got 18 seconds left, man.
You look pissed.
Couldn't do.
Died. I couldn't do all right
So yes get a palm Sunday, I guess palm Sunday. Oh, no all right
Oh my god That's going no every path leads away from the hole I know
Is it Lucas hitting you Lucas
Don't let up.
I can't throw it.
Oh, oh.
It's Sunday.
Can't throw a Sunday.
Oh, cherries, sprinkles, whipped cream.
He's got it all.
There's Ethan.
Hey Ethan.
Hey.
What's up playboy?
Do you want to put the towel, or is there a towel?
A towel on you?
Do you have a towel?
There's one over there I think by the door.
Oh here.
Do you want this?
Yeah put it on your shirt.
You're using a towel as a blanket?
These guys are still playing horse huh?
Having fun. Using a towel as a blanket these guys are still playing horse huh having fun
They suck at this
That's that's enough to be problematic
You didn't pretty open the sprinkles okay, don't tell me you don't call jimmies I do
oh yes I do Philly
not the round ones
the long boys how many cherries?
shut up what an asshole he is How many cherries Kyle? One or two? How many cherries? One or two? Shut up!
What an asshole he is
Give him two
You guys are both bad
Lucas doesn't know how to get out here now
I never make a sundae on my own but I'm always really glad when I have one
Yeah
And they're not too tough Don They're a nice little treat.
Don't get it in Coby Buffen's cage.
Please, no.
Wait.
Those guys are still putting.
Hold on, Lucas.
All right, it's on you.
Yeah.
Get him, Kyle.
Damn it. Lucas, come here. I
You got him you got him how'd you not see I come in Lucas
Look you got Sunday all over you
Kyle that stink no it smells like good food
Lucas has it all over his hands his His fate like everybody's a man.
I lost that one.
Let's do a pack of cards.
Yeah, well, we'll come back.
I don't know if they'll ever finish.
Who won?
They're still playing.
So they put a ramp back there.
Oh, what's the score?
What's the score?
Oh, that's the score? What's the score? Oh? That was huge
We go back buddy, what's the who's that? I don't know you're looking at you like he knows you
Fuck is that guy
Let's get optics on that man
What's his back? There's another man?
There's two men with both
with bags oh god Kyle got sundayed Kyle
got sorry he couldn't fart he pissed and
he said he pissed instead of farted and
then I got all right Danny pick an egg
okay so what is he doing he's crashing
over his head fart is that a Atlantis Morissette lyric?
You can pick because I feel like it's more effective if someone else cracks it on him. Okay, you can pick here
Who would you like?
Yeah
Yeah, no Danny Danny points out which egg don't touch it you cannot touch
This one right here, okay, there you go
How about that pack run you?
This is about $40.
Turn around.
Turn around.
You want me to go like this?
On the towels.
No, yeah, crack it on his head.
Crack it on top of his head, yeah.
I think you want hard boiled.
Do you want a sit?
Let's have Danny sit crisscross applesauce.
Of course you want hard boiled.
I got crisscross applesauce.
Was that a real question?
What if it hurts bad?
There's no way.
It's not gonna hurt.
You want it hard boiled. Alright. You want a hard boiled.
Alright.
Could be hard boiled.
These have been sitting in my car since about 8am.
Alright.
3, 2,
Hard boiled!
Oh, it's hard boiled!
You lucked out.
We should have made wooden ones too.
One was wood.
One was made of steel.
A tungsten egg. It wasn't yolk but I am concussed. Very
fun. We missed a lot. There's cherries everywhere. There's cherries everywhere. Thanks Steph.
This carpet was gonna go sooner or later. We knew. Good run. Halftime. Halftime halftime cards
Kate NBA player. Oh, let's go with um
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah good or bad good or bad
Yeah, I gotta close my loop good or bad will see good or bad
close my loop good or bad will see you get her bad it looks like you're gonna be holding Kobe Bufkin oh damn it sucks oh Liam's gonna be so upset man oh poor
Liam in the meantime Michael Pena please, please. What? No.
That's the actor, right?
Yeah, no.
End of watch?
No.
30 minutes or less.
Michael Pina?
Michael P-I-N-A?
Like Pina Colada?
What teams do you play for?
Ask Google over there.
Michael Pina and B-A.
Pina?
Pina?
No, Pisa.
Staff writer for the ringer.
Okay. Ask Google over there Michael Pina and BA pain ya pain ya
No, Pisa staff writer for the ringer
You just searched Michael Pina MBA I looked up I just said random NBA players, please
You know what let's go with Grant Williams, okay
Brad Beale
He loves him
Austin Reeves, I'll go clay Thompson the bunny looks happy with him
Josh giddy
Jay Sean Tate
Cam Spencer.
Okay.
Grayson Allen again.
We'll wait for Brandon.
What did I say?
Oh, I said Austin Reeves.
I already forget who I said.
Oh, Grant Williams.
Tyrese Maxey.
Name one for Titus.
Joel B.
Joel.
Ooh.
I need you here, Brandon.
Did Ali leave? He's over there. He's chilling.
Kinda looks like Max. I thought he was. I did too just now.
Alright. Hi. Titus you have Joel and Bede. Unless you want someone else. Uh, uh, fucking, uh, fucking, uh, uh, Brandon Clark. Brandon Clark.
Brandon Clark.
All right.
All right, that is Harrison Barnes.
Tyler Colett, come get him, come get him, come get him.
Okay, okay.
Zachary Richache.
Come get him.
This is a Jersey card.
Oh, that's a good card.
That's a Tyson, some Tyson.
Wait, well who did you say Tate? Jay Sean Tate. Jaylen Tyson.
Okay. Chet Holmgren. Ron Holland. Buddy Heald. Marvin Bagley Marcus Sasser
Dorian Finney Smith
Pascal Siakam
DeAndre Hunter
Jaren Jackson Jr.
Nas Reed
Woo, double pack!
Double pack! Double pack alert!
Bonus round. Okay. Same people. Double pack double pack double pack alert bonus round okay same people
Unless anybody wants to change same people same people run it back. We'll run it back Austin Reeves. I have
Brandon Bradley Beal good practice
Bobo same vibe
Aaron Wiggins
Tara Eason Ayo, D'Soumano.
I-O.
Markelle Foltz.
Kawhi Leonard.
Darius Garland.
Alexandre Ead.
Julius Irving.
Devon Carter. This might not happen.
D'Angelo Russell. Victor Wimbenyama
TJ McConnell Tyrese Halliburton
Oh nobody's eating carton
That's it we're out
One more pack
One more pack
Okay
Dare I say
I think
Oh I won't say it
Two names each Two names each Two names dare I say I think oh I won't say it two names each
Two names names each somebody say teams to oh oh
Who said teams team I someone say whoever said that had to be fucking Lucas. I hate whoever said teams
I hate even putting that out there teams
Teams oh my god all right
Kate I guess I pick who's on my team no you have to name a team an
NBA oh an NBA team oh I thought
15
That's a pretty 76ers oh
I'll do Phoenix Suns. There's just no way there's a Phoenix Sun in there.
Um, Pistons.
I'll do the Hornets.
There's not gonna be a Grizzly this time.
Kings.
Pelicans.
Oh.
Cavs.
Jazz.
Spurs.
Spurs.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
I hate whoever said Spurs.
Who do we all have again?
Hornets. 76ers. I thought we would eat the cards as a team. I hate whoever Who do we all have again hornets?
76ers I thought we would eat the cards as a team
So son sorry, sorry hornets. Oh, we've Kobe Bufkins. I had these Kings pelicans Ethan who you got
The Bulls
All right team that is a wizard.
We're good.
That is a Laker.
We're good.
That is a trailblazer.
We're good!
That is a maverick.
Oh my God.
That is a heat.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
That's a rocket.
That's a heat. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's a rocket. That's a thunder.
It's a net.
That's a net.
Oh my god.
That's a pacer.
Oh my god!
That's a pelican.
Oh my god!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, but he's eating Jordan Hawkins that's a blazer that's a wolf it's a
math there's a logo on top that's a a Nick. Last card. That's a 76er.
Oh!
Oh yes!
Joellen B.
No, I got a Joellen B.
That's a big one that's gonna fill you up.
Fuck!
God damn it.
Any way you guys wanna prepare it.
Okay.
Blend it.
Fuck.
There's Sunday material in front of you.
There is Sunday stuff.
I also have cheeseburgers if you wanna put it in.
Oh, put it in a cheeseburger.
Giving one up?
Got any spices?
Salt?
A cheeseburger idea.
I would drink it.
You'd drink it?
I would freeze it and lick it like a popsicle.
OK.
Buddy?
Oh.
That bunny's awesome.
Is that nice?
He's so good.
He's the best buddy. It's fine. So So good I
Didn't know I didn't know I love bunnies like this
I think I'm well, I think I want a bunny. You just got a good bunny
I do want to see like what it would do with freedom
No, it would hop around
Mm-hmm. If we close the windows, maybe I
guess I just
Are you already eating you just going right to eat?
I guess I just
Are you already eating you're just going right to eat
This is the I'm weird with tooth feel like the thought of cloth going into my mouth makes me want to vomit and the thought of like
Screechy stuff touching my teeth makes me want to vomit so I'm probably gonna have to swallow Joel and Pete yeah
What a waste
All right, I'm just doing it raw you're a rock hard, okay? Oh, that's all I would do it
Yeah, you can put it in a munchkin who do we should have gone to that was oh what a rush?
Yeah, yeah, can you toss me a munchkin, please?
Yeah, yeah, you could throw it at me
Sorry Moshkin coming in, Kate. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, you could throw it at me. Grab the whole body.
Sorry, I didn't mean to make you get up.
Okay, spin it. Who we got left?
I have one.
Oh, buddy.
Because I just smushed the card into the donut?
Yeah.
I think buddy.
Okay, Joellen B, it is in the donut.
Kate, get up there. I'm going in. And you're just going bead is in the donut
Is it fine oh, it's not good. Oh take you jealous? It looks thin. The cards are thicker than you would think. Oh yeah?
I should have, I thought these would be thinner and that's on me. Should have bought
some older cards. King-sized cards. Not the modern cards. I know. Danny did you
swallow yet? Anything? Should have done a vintage. Very hard to chew. Yeah, very hard to chew. Yeah, are you yeah, you must have to school school school
That's uh Kate Kate, yeah. Oh nice. We just put him in the
Struggling with we just put him in the bunny. Yeah put him in the bunny costume and do make him do an egg
Yeah, take get the bunny costume
Chubby bunny is that how do good or bad spin good or bad just so we can see my body
Oh no Danny, he's really eating this card oh
And This card oh And a
All right point at which egg you would like and say half of them are hard-boiled half of them are
This one in the back who would you like to crack it on your head?
Okay, KB oh
Lucas raised his hand just oh wait a minute. It's Lucas you're up oh no he's walking out here
with authority no walking out of here with authority he was sprinting Danny is
struggling with the card are you expecting to like mush it into a wad
yeah I'm just doing little piece by little piece with a doughnut hole
What the hell was that I heard a loud conk
There are certain angles of an egg there's it had no give what so dude yeah
No smash it smash it higher like an actual conk nice
Call it don't do those a big cone and you call the middle
Watch a conk him. Oh my god. How cold about so hard right cracking
Are you doing smash it hard you have to smash it hard after so lugeus you have to with your hand
It's gonna come you have come throw it hard for it to
work time this is like an evil billionaire why don't you try throw it
hard what's he doing now what's the box gonna do don sideways it won't hurt do it sideways
No
Pick another egg
What do you mean? It's a hard egg? That's a regular egg. We can't just say how it's too hard. It's a regular egg, dude
Oh, the regular show about a special fuck out here Lucas the egg was all the eggs too hard substitute game over
Oh my it wasn't even hard boiled
Do you couldn't crack an egg
Right as you might you couldn't crack an egg
It could crack an egg what do we do is it fucking frozen we almost dubbed that illegally hard. Oh, it's way too hard
I got weights in the eggs
That sucks for tate
worse for Lucas
Lucas can't make scrambled eggs crack breaking a sweat. Oh man. What a fucking pussy you still got card in your mouth
You don't you gotta we got an egg on a head a bunny in a lap cards and mouths you can you don't have to do it. Oh
A bunny in a lap cards and mouths you can you don't have to do it. Oh
Did any progress doing it? What are you even doing to those cards? Has there been anything enjoyable about it? Oh
If not, I feel pretty bad
You making any progress whatsoever days at the first time yeah, you've ever had in your mouth mm-hmm
All right who we got left can't believe Lucas
This egg is too hard
Oh, yeah, well you got well got a
What's up, Ethan? I ate a card nobody saw it
What card it was a Victor Wemba Neama. Ethan, what did you think about Lucas and the egg?
What a week.
That was crazy Lucas. Defend yourself.
It was making me question.
I'm like, we just hard boiled them regularly.
Like it was making me question what I had done.
Even if it was hard boiled.
It was just fucking... Yeah, that's the whole point of... Boiled them regularly question, but I had done even if it was hard-boiled
Yeah, that's the whole point
It's smashed so easily
No, I didn't I cracked an egg
Yeah, I can't do this. I can't do this. Mike gave up.
He gave up on cracking an egg.
And now store-bought an egg.
Not this time.
It's not in the cards today.
Oh my god.
Try as I might.
I lifted earlier today.
My muscles are a little overe'm not in this over exerted
Lucas my crack hurt his head less than yours Lucas's crack hurt. Yeah, you you going? Where you going?
I got about half down.
Get out of my pocket.
Keep going.
You're almost there.
Clicky.
Is that his first or second?
Second. What species doesn't like getting scratched on the head? That is first or second.
What species doesn't like getting scratched on the head?
There can't be one.
Everybody likes that.
That's a good head scratch.
Let's see if the millipedes like it.
Y.
Nick going for the Y starting way on the left.
Bulls. Big cat. Yep. oh and one home one good or bad. Whoa
You might have to send a tweet
You might have to send the tweet, Kobe.
Oh.
Oh.
All right, three putts.
You can get a little closer.
That is a wonky putting green, Brandon.
Wonky.
You just got to flatten the, you can see the carpets.
But you can't see it.
We can't see it when you're standing there.
We're well aware, TJ.
You can see it here, but you can't see it there. You you can't see it. We're well aware of TJ. You can see it here, but you can't see it there.
You also can't flatten it.
Yeah.
You just say you can flatten it, and then you
stomp on it and nothing happens.
Here's one for $100, correct?
That's $100.
Oh.
Look at this thing.
All right, Ali.
Kind of hit it hard to go through it
Or that was poor effort. Oh couldn't even get that
And
All right, yeah, that's what I said I wish the putting green was a little more fucked up set up
I was imagining that we'd all hit our putts and Tate would have to eat 125 munchkins. Yeah
He probably will take you just want to come get all the money. Don't throw him away. He's got a box
I have four burgers here, too. Yeah, we'll have to play that game all right
I'll he's got to go, but you have you have one more surprise Ali
Yeah, so I didn't want what I noticed is kind of like at the beginning when I got here and put my stuff down, but I didn't want to like alarm anybody
What there's no hold on to that rabbit?
I found oh snake skin can we use that as a condom mmm probably
Marks the only one who can use it
So what I'm worried with is it's getting bigger and
Like I don't know where it's at, but yeah, no you could probably use it you lost the snake You mean you don't know where it's at well. I only found this the shed you see this is all I got
So you have a snake in your house right now, but you don't know where it's at no he brought
I got a snake in there right now
I mean I got to count everything up when I get back to my truck, but there's a snake in here somewhere
Oh, no, maybe I can your seats
The thing is I really don't have time to look into it today, so
For my mental health I'm choosing to believe the snakes eyeballs are on the shed which is pretty cool
Almost done with the card
Shut the fuck up. It's by Kate, it's by Kate, it's by Kate.
You guys are fucking with me.
You guys are fucking with me.
Kate, move your bag.
Move your bag, Kate. Move your bag, Kate.
I think it's right under there.
It's right under your bag.
It just went under there.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah, classic.
Ah, see ya man, we'll find it.
Sweatin'.
I'll text you if we find it, Ali. Being honest right now. Danny of Mouthfulacard, can you please. We'll find it I'll text you if you find it Ali being honest right Danny of mouthful of card. Can you please?
Sorry manners. He could be honest. I know and that's I can't read him like he's what so ever not
I think I know it is I mean he said mild cyanide
Yeah, did you eat yours yet Kate?
card my card
So she's working on it. I'm chewing little pieces and I end up just you have to pea-sized pieces and swallow the pea-sized pieces
Which I've been doing with doughnut
Yeah, no, it's difficult it's not easy to do
Well, all right, what's going on? Yeah?
Who's left? Oh wow Nikki smokes you really got us he put he put that animal there to sloth. It's doing my work to them Yeah, also hitting smokes. Just kidding. Just so you know money chose law none of us would know anyway
Wild tweet from him yesterday.
Or was it the day before?
It was spanking Hannah Montoya.
How could they ever take this out of context
with my past?
Yeah.
Okay, there's KB.
Peek it over.
This is the last drop.
This is the last drop, then we'll play the Tate's games.
Yes.
What'd you call?
What'd you call?
Kay. We had Kay had Kay that Brandon's
Or is it Titus's who's got Kay
Where are they
Titus's brand is still frayed. Oh god. So you can pick which box. Oh, no, it's good or bad bat box. That's right
Yeah, the bad box was
We don't know we think so that's the good box. Oh the good box you get to NC
Oh, that's true, that'd be a really nice gift that was how could you assume flower that was stupid of me that was stupid of me I apologize
This could be literally anything
What's it feel like
Yet as Nikki smokes realize that even if he was here we wouldn't notice oh
I noticed he came in and worked out and left today. Oh
It's flower flower
Okay
So what's the good part?
Just whatever you want I want to
Don't give it to you. Oh
Can I have it can I have it yeah You have handful of money can I have it I have an idea. I want to give it to Dan okay?
I want to trade it for
Three eggs that I can crack over Lucas's head. I have eggs
Put your foot down with flour thought a little egg nine flowers and then
As an aversion little egg nine flowers and then three eggs to the flowers. One egg. No. No. One egg. No.
One single egg.
No.
He has an aversion.
Oh, he doesn't like eggs.
No, it's a flower.
Come on.
It's flower.
It's flower.
What's wrong with eggs?
Aversion.
Too hard.
It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt.
If you don't do it right, it hurts.
Mike, you know what?
Eggs.
You can do it on your own head.
No. Yeah. It's flower. It's flower. It's flower. Fine you know what? Hey, but you can do it on your own head No Yeah
Yeah
It's flour
It's flour
It's flour
It's flour
It's flour
It's flour
It's flour
It's flour
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide
It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide It's suicide to Nick. Oh! To let Nick do whatever he wants with the flower. I'm not a revenge guy.
Somebody throw the fucking flower in Lucas's fucking face.
Lucas, you have to take that bag of flower home and it's like the baby experiment. You
have to bring that with you everywhere and bring it back on scathed Monday. Yeah.
How's Kobe Buffkin doing?
He's doing great.
I've been giving an update.
I'm a change man.
I've been giving an update on Kobe Buffkin.
I have too.
Oh, tell me about what?
I have too.
Kobe Buffkin, you wanna say it the same time?
We might need to do a WNBA player.
Oh. Yes.
Is that Brittany Griner?
That's not Brittany Griner.
Political prisoner Brittany Griner? That's the one not Brittany Griner. Political prisoner Brittany Griner.
That's the one we traded for the arms dealer.
No, no.
Little Charlotte Smith.
Sit down.
If you like that.
Little Charlotte Smith.
All right.
How many is that it?
That's it.
We're done, man.
That's the cutest girl we've ever had on the show.
Yep. About time. All right, We've ever had on the show. Yep about time
All right, let's do let's do Tate's wheel. Can you do the last ad Brandon? Then let's do Tate's wheel
Well, we got a we gotta actually do it though. What it's a gauntlet. Oh, oh
Yeah, so y'all do y'all start doing taste will almost set the bunny gauntlet
I'm gonna set the bunny gauntlet
All right, you said that up tate yeah, there's four options to do this one wait Kate traveled across town to rent this suit Somebody does somebody's got oh, yeah. Oh, buddy
I thought you meant the actual
We've been talking about the whole show
Okay, yeah, we all thought you meant, like,
making a Kobe Buffkin to the gauntlet
or holding Kobe Buffkin.
Yes, Kobe Buffkin.
Kobe is the ball for.
All right, so why don't you spin the wheel,
and then we'll, like, spin the name wheel,
then spin Tate's wheel.
Yeah.
So we have four things left.
This was fun.
I think we're locking in on some things that work.
Yes. I love that rabbit. Pl on some things that work. Yes, I
Love that rabbit. I know we'll do one next month
Cutest I can't get over Lucas in the egg. I mean it's just
The best part about Plinko day is there's things that happen that you just like oh yeah, Danny ate a card
You have other things like Lucas is the weakest human being ever.
They take the headlock.
You lock Lucas in a room with a dozen eggs,
he just starves to death.
Bites through the shell.
Lucas, yeah, Lucas' safe room is just him with eggs.
The key is in one of the eggs.
All right, Spin it.
KB. What is it?
It's we're going to we're going to spin the rest of Tate's wheels.
So we do all that. I thought I was doing the gauntlet.
No, we do all this games. Just got to egg on him.
All right.
But I was doing the gauntlet now. We're do all this good. She's got egg on him. All right. Oh
Wait is are we throwing eggs in one of these?
Egg hunt is we can take that one off if you want. Well, yeah, I don't want to make them clean the whole court So we'll take off egg hunt and we'll do the other three
We do have to throw eggs eventually again.
There we go, KB. What's this?
So TJ's going to put up three different.
TJ's going to put up three low resolution screenshots
from famous sex tapes.
You have to identify two of the three.
OK.
If you get two of the three, you get the antique Lucas. If you miss two of the three okay if you get two of the three you get the antique Lucas if he if
you missed two of the three he palms Sunday oh man all right I'm trying to think of famous ones
Ray Norwood jr. give me some names Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson yeah okay Paris Hill I know the Kim
one the what's Ron Jeremy is Paris I don't really even see that oh, it's all
It's a night vision one Ron Jeremy, but that's not is it's sex tapes right? Yeah
Yeah, it'll be a screenshot from a sex tape you guys say who's the rest of the Jeff Bagwell
We'll see oh is that the cock I'm looking at
Where's the cock so there are context clues to all three where's the cock so pink? Oh is this a game available? No, I don't think that's the cock. That's the person's head. She's that's going on to the car dance correct on where the cock is
Yeah, wait where the cock is in her hands down the block that middle below the cock is in her? That's the cock and wow
It looks like a penis head
It seems that you can identify by the background clues only okay. Oh is that um is that cam and Ray J?
Is that your final answer?
No, because that's like head-on right down the middle that
No, because that's like head-on right down the middle that
Resurrection
I don't know famous sex tapes. I guess I will have to go Kim. This is one night in Paris. Oh
Was the pink a clue you guys knew that right of course that was that was guys knew that? Of course. That was a layup. Dude.
That was a layup.
He's just got to get one of them?
Two.
Yep, this is, so you got to get these both correct.
Come on, KB.
Oh.
Jeez.
I mean, that's a photo.
That's high res.
I mean, what the?
I could just see what that's what that's about
Playing a clarinet context. I don't know. I don't know sex tapes. I don't know what context I think this one might be the Ray J
right um
That's a two-hand I mean no
No, no, what do you mean by context?
Pov so it was only using one hand this person is using two hands so the context clue is large penis Well, no, what do you mean by context help him out a POV so I
This person is using two hands so the context clue is large penis
Probably That might be Pam Anderson then go Tommy Lee Tommy Lee it might be Tommy Lee or pull it back out a huge one
I'm gonna have to go with Pamela Anderson and Tommy Litton now. That was the third one.
Oh no!
That's Pam Anderson's sunglasses.
Oh yeah!
I know that.
It is, yup.
The one that you missed was Kim K. Two Hands on Ring.
Oh damn!
I'm an anti-perv.
That's gonna be a on ring. Oh damn. I'm an anti-perv. That's going to be a Palm Sunday.
Oh.
Oh, you can't.
All right.
And that's going to be a Palm Sunday.
At least you already got Palm Sunday'd.
Yeah.
Oh.
You thought those were easy?
TJ was.
I feel like it's weird to actually watch those no not to Pam Anderson one
Oh, I think it's I don't uh
What call me weird yeah call me 13 years old I?
Watched a lot
Malware on my home computer. I have it on my ways
Back in the day when the whole family shared one computer what a risk that well my god worth the risk every time yeah
Is that where your love of gambling came in what yeah?
was a gamble yeah download this
One or two.
Two cherries.
Two cherries.
He's a two cherries guy.
Are you going to be able to hold that whipped cream, Lucas?
Your arm's giving out.
Lucas.
Dumb bitch. You need a redemption.
Oh!
I now got him!
Lucas!
You dumb freak! KB's nice like that. Oh, you got some on your... Oh
Nice like that. Oh you got
It's also on your jeans on your little tiny jeans
little jeans
Damn Wow You just dumped the Sunday on the ground
No on the from the you're on skates on the towel you just
Want to swerve that was awesome. That was so sick Lucas can't even Palm Sunday
alright
Spin it we got two more two more games
These are fun
These are fun.
Danny!
Alright.
Hi buddy.
Tate, these are fantastic.
Yeah Tate, I'm fucking embarrassed about that sex tape.
What am I hoping for here?
Passover. OK, so we need to flip a coin, or TJ can do it.
You and one other person have to throw an egg over top
of either Zah or White Boy Rick 10 times.
It's going to be Danny.
Without it cracking.
Yeah, without it cracking.
Only White Boy Rick's here, is he?
Danny Lance is actually going to fill in.
All right. OK. So call heads or Lance is actually gonna fill in all right, okay?
So call heads or tails and if you get it right you get you get to I would assume if you get it right you get
Heads
No, okay, so who's he throwing the egg with
Kate what what the fuck?
What are you doing so goddamn dumb, what are you doing dude? Do you want you want another shot at that?
You're going out on the court
What
He has it does he understand what he's doing maybe he does not I don't think he gets it
What's the
Defense This is going to crack
Instantly on saw no on Kate. Oh, okay, but if he knocks it out of the air
Yeah, there's no way you got him
All right, here's one. And that's it. Nice job, Kate.
Can I move?
Yeah, whatever you want.
Two.
Kate.
She's impressed me
They did on accident so is that palm palm Sunday that's a palms
He's like and that's a palm
That'd be a palm Sundayae. That'd be a palm sundae. That's gonna be a palm sundae.
Bad throw by me, I'm sorry.
Upon further review, palm sundae.
Let me look at my book real quick. Yep, palm sundae.
It does have a great delivery.
Tate, you haven't even tried to brush the egg out of your hair?
I want the burger one.
Oh, the burger one's gonna be fun.
Oh the burger ones be fun
Would you tweet yesterday Danny, what were you on that would have worked better if it didn't run out of whipped cream right when You said it
So much syrup
What was the tweet
Danny that's that's foul play.
Danny, that's foul.
Danny.
How many cherries?
What's up Ethan?
Ethan.
It's you, Ethan.
Yet he handed my hands.
Alright. Yeah All right
That's only you you
That's a messy show classic palm. We are
This is this is this is
We are gremlin. Yeah, this is this is this is gremlin mode.
We are fucking gremlins over here.
We're on full on gremlin mode.
We're on full on gremlin mode.
Kate, I was impressed.
Yeah Kate, great job.
I thought you were done the first one.
I was utilizing hydraulics.
Oh. Uh oh. I thought you were done the first one. I was utilizing hydraulics. Oh
Not send it back
Oh, it's 12 it's 227, you are so close. It's so close.
Brandon, what are you doing with this thing? I'm bringing it home.
I think everybody loves it.
It's unbelievable.
I'll bring it back every day if you want.
I can love this bunny.
It's so good.
It's so easy to hold.
The little pups.
I gotta go do the quick picks now.
All right, and my kids are coming by.
Even their poop is cute.
Honestly, yeah.
Little balls.
Yeah. So like when you own a bunny, Even their poop is cute. Honestly. Yeah
So like when you own a bunch people that own bunnies do they do the let them out of the cage yeah
Yeah, yeah, like it just wanders around your house. Yeah
Yeah, that's awesome. I didn't know that yeah, I
Think I might be a bunny guy now. You should I'm telling you too, but I might just take this take the bunny Yeah, I'm just gonna take the bunny
Look at that all right last person and then we'll do a gauntlet and we'll be done
If I know anything about very pregnant wives they they welcome when?
unexpected surprises
Things yeah
Living creatures other things you yeah over living creatures
case for the burgers is that this is you like to you I would like to pass this on
you can you can find someone who will stand in your place who would eat a
bunch of burgers how many burgers a bunch of burgers well it's against Tate. Oh, I'm a sick bastard. Yeah. Let's go, KB.
KB, let's go.
Oh, man.
No, no, that's too way too much.
I can't.
Is anyone else thinking they can do it?
They're little burgers.
I can't eat fast.
I can't eat fast either.
Is anyone here?
This is an impossible challenge.
Who wants to sign up for this?
I mean, you're going up against Tate.
Wait, now if I lose, is it me getting Palm Sunday?
Whoever wins gets to Antique gets to Ash Wednesday Lucas. But if you lose? I'll take whatever. Oh, it's getting Palm Sunday? Whoever wins gets to Ash Wednesday Lucas.
But if you lose?
I'll take whatever.
Oh, she's the winner.
Winner's the winner.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay.
So.
Let's win-win.
All right.
Yeah.
Tell me when we're going.
Are we unwrapping first?
Oh, no.
Sorry, I didn't know there was rules, Burger Man.
He's just carrying the egg around on his head.
All right, tell us when.
Three, two, one, one go and they're off Wow oh my god tate this is Picasso
They're cold they're all the three-hour-old burgers at this point
Okay, oh, take you're getting you're gonna waxed right bogged down
Eat
That looks so oh no, there's just a man holding a rabbit oh
Huge bite nice first, but he's not really a
Lot of chatter from you tape all right Dan. He's he's on this
Oh my god. Oh my god. He's got a lot lot in his mouth he's got ten doughnuts in him too holes you guys made seem like I
was killing you were for a second then he went balls to the wall
Tip it in the egg on your head
Take the tape. Did you brought blog about the Bryce Underwood picture? Wait winner gets to antique
Nothing right you have to say Okay. Mm-hmm. He's getting close. Can he do it? What do you think, Ethan?
Ribbiting.
Ethan, if we sent you Colby buff can we keep him I look after one animal
more than I bargained for already is it your animal or is it your uncle dog
yeah it is my uncle's dog yeah okay okay Tate Tate won. So he gets the antique Lucas. We're tied one.
Okay.
Great job.
There you go, Tate.
I think Lucas got the clips he wanted out of that, though.
I think so. Yeah, definitely.
Definitely. Really antique them,
because this is the last one of the day.
Maybe go two hands for both burgers.
Feels so powerful. Yeah, it's also Easter.
It's so natural in your hands.
Unlike, no.
The swivel chair with the bunny.
It's perfect.
Yes.
Yes, kill them all.
I can't believe how contented it is.
Push the button.
Is it like nervous or shaking?
Mine was like vibrating when it was in my hand.
If they die, they die. Isn't that right? Oh, a two-hander by Tate over there. Shaking mine was like vibrating when I was in my if they died they died
Isn't that right? Oh?
Tate over there. Yeah, all right
Yes, oh
Yes It's up is he got him good. Holy shit
Holy fuck we are you said it right?
We're gremlins over here
Holy shit
Another plink oh day in the book. Yeah, someone's gotta do a gauntlet.
Oh, that's right.
Or read the ad.
One gauntlet.
Well, let's pick who it is.
Who's going?
Well, we're gonna spin it.
Ghost gauntlet.
All right, so we spin it and then I'll read the ad?
Yeah.
That card's coming up.
Is it?
Oh, as he gets it ready, I'll go ahead and read the ad.
You asked, ghosts listen,
straw bingo is here to stay permanently now,
sold exclusively at Circle K.
It's the perfect duo of fresh strawberry pear
with sweet and sour mango for a crisp and refreshing flavor
for any occasion.
Like all other ghost energy,
it's fully transparent, fully loaded, feel good energy,
zero sugars, no artificial flavors,
200 milligrams of natural caffeine.
Stock up on your favorite ghost flavors
on your next Costco trip with the Epic Flavors Variety Pack
headlined by fan favorites of Welch's Grape,
Cherry Limeade, and Sour Pink Lemonade.
This case is the ultimate crowd pleaser
by Ghost at Circle K, Walmart, and Costco today.
And they are of course sponsoring the Ghost Gauntlet,
which will be run by Love Ghost. Tate!
There we go.
The bunny soup, please.
I'd say MVP Brandon for bringing Kobe Buffkin.
Yeah, MVP.
Oh yeah, and Brandon for bringing him.
And then LVP Lucas?
LVP Lucas.
LVP gets antiques, right? Can you wash the egg up? This is only a rental sadly
Sadly works
We'll say I could do better next time mystery box. I think was a dud I'll do I'll step up my game
Yeah, I think you need to go back to your roots.
Yeah, you should do antiquing.
I want to shake things up and mystery box just wasn't bad.
So what do you think, Kobe?
What do you think, little guy?
He's so cute.
I also think we found a game that we're going to just
keep doing with the cards.
Maybe once a day.
Dana, did you eat the card?
I ate the card.
You finished it? I ate the whole card card I ate the car finished any card I
ate pieces but no I did not finish it a little bit of Joel yeah wait yeah
Jordan Hawkins you ate I believe so yeah Pelicans yeah we had a good run there
where I thought we were gonna have no tea out and gloves? You can go glove-less. It'd be hard to do it gloves.
Yeah, but it'd be a nice excuse.
Yeah.
I think the head will be the excuse here.
Fair.
I can see.
The gigantic head.
I think that would be the excuse.
Okay.
Can you see it at all?
No? Kobe, what are they doing?
He's so silly.
They want to be you.
They want to be you, Kobe.
Look at those feet.
Brandon, can you zip them up?
There's blocks.
All right, Tate.
So it doesn't fall off him.
Give him some ghosts before he starts, please.
Oh, yeah, give him some ghosts.
Give him a sip of ghost.
I'm going to open it for him.
I'm going to open it for him.
I'm going to open it for him.
I'm going to open it for him.
I'm going to open it for him.
I'm going to open it for him.
I'm going to open it for him.
I'm going to open it for him.
I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. I'm going to open it for him. Yeah, give me a ghost. Give him a sip of ghost.
All right, good sip.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh!
Holy fucking shit.
This is gonna be tough.
Whap.
Who whamped?
Sorry, I don't know what I laughed for.
Poop.
Oh! Sorry, I don't know what I laughed for. Poop. Oh.
Not bad.
Ooh, this is going to be tough. Oh. Oh There it is he's doing pretty well, yeah
I
Have this suit until Monday. I don't know if it'll scare
I have this suit until Monday. I don't know if it'll scare
The kids maybe I'll ride it on a bicycle through the park real quick or something. You know yeah, oh
No
He's got hidden bunny dick
Not as bunny cock no. Here it is.
Oh!
Bunny ball. God damn.
Shit. Oh, there we go. Someone said chubby bunny.
There we go.
Just a two minute.
Sit on down, we'll read them to you.
Ten NFL teams with three or more Super Bowls.
Broncos, 49ers, Cowboys, Packers, Patriots, Eagles.
What else is there?
Anything?
No.
Raiders.
Eagles is not correct.
Nine elements in the periodic table.
That's six right now.
That's P.
That what?
Nine elements.
Color of the jacket at the Masters.
Green.
Four most populated cities in Florida.
Tallahassee?
I don't think so. NBA players who average a triple double for a full season. Four most populated cities in Florida
NBA players who average a triple-double for a full season Russell Westbrook Oscar Robinson Oscar Robinson
What happened this year
There you go actors. That's it
55 Wow that was really good job Tate
Thanks guys. Did you beat regular you?
Yeah
Oh my god, oh my
New better version of you you got to wear that all the time! This is impossible to see. No, it's not!
Look at... Look what you did!
You're better off blind.
Damn.
Alright.
Great show, everyone.
Great show.
That was fun.
Remember when Lucas couldn't crack an egg?
That was unreal.
I'm still baffled.
It's the hardest egg ever!
Too hard.
What do you want me to do with it?
Too hard.
There's nothing I can do!
Too hard of an egg.
Even if it was...
Even if it was...
Lucas!
Lucas, are you in there?
It's just so funny that it's an egg.
He said it was frozen solid.
Even if it was frozen.
Yeah.
Eggs are literally...
They're made to be broke.
Like, what do you...
Yeah.
They put them in the fragile cartons. They're the most fragile thing you can buy
And he couldn't break it
Lucas do you want a redemption you want to crack one on my head?
He's gone gone
He was so confident you try
Always cleaned up back Lucas. Oh, he's cleaned up. He's back.
Lucas!
Oh, whoa, what happened there, TJ?
Frog in the throat.
Alright, let's spin the wheel.
Lucas is back if you want him.
Nah, it's okay.
The moment passed.
I didn't really mean it.
The weak little...
Look at those arms.
He came and cracked an egg.
The egg cracked Lucas.
Lucas tries to stomp on it and rolls his ankle.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Oh no.
Are you serious?
Oh no.
Oh no.
No.
What does this mean?
Fart Eliminator.
Fart Eliminator. You got a fart. Oh no, no What does this mean fart eliminator?
I don't have one in me at the pee first me too
Kid are you doing withippets? Yeah.
Oh, we all have to?
Yes.
I have nothing.
There's nothing.
I got it, I got it, listen, listen, listen.
Shh.
That's good piss.
What, is it, how does it swallow air. That was me.
I'm out.
Who was that?
Have a great weekend everybody.
Have a great weekend.
Brandon got farted.
Oh it's farted like fart.
That's not how it works.
That's not how it works.
Brandon's saying he's out because he farted earlier.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We all farted earlier.
That does not count.
What are you talking about?
French farts.
That's not how it works.
That's not how it works.
Brandon's saying he's out because he farted earlier.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We all farted earlier.
That does not count.
What are you talking about?
French fart.
Brandon, you got to fart.
Got it.
Brandon's supposed to go, but he said he farted earlier. Yeah, I farted yesterday. Yeah. He farted yesterday.
It's gonna end with me sitting here alone just getting roasted by the chat.
Does a queef count?
Can I get a celebrity shot from Big Hat? Oh my god.
I'm wearing pants that button all the way up.
Maybe that's hindering me.
It's okay buddy. It's okay.
There's a little one. You can have it.
Here we go buddy. I don't have a big one.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Why is he? Why is he? Whoa whoa whoa.
Do you want me to open the cage?
Oh, there we go. That was a big one.
The cage is open.
Thank you, big guy.
Oh, it smells.
Wait, celebrity shot?
Oh, it smells.
Oh, it smells.
Danny, are you?
Oh, it smells.
Who's left?
Oh, my God.
I have nothing.
You have nothing.
You have nothing.
The show just never ends.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No.
No. Can we do another? Can we do it in a different mic? Yeah. Oh my god
Oh Brandon's coming back Never good show guys
Got another one I can give a couple I got you borrowing I got Ethan fuck Oh
Ethan fuck oh my god
Who's in there?
Nothing
I just burped you're the best Ethan. Thanks for hanging out with us. Of course. I've had so many turtle chips and nothing.
Turtle chips? Oh.
I thought that was like slang for...
Maybe the jigglypuff will help you?
Huh?
Kyle, can you help me?
Come on. I have nothing.
Oh, here comes Kyle. He can help you, I think.
Yeah, I'm burping too.
Yeah, yeah, thank you. I needed that so bad.
Fuck. yeah yeah thank you I need that so bad fuck
oh my god
here we go
are you guys still live?
yeah yeah
why are you shitting yourself?
I just
did you shit yourself?
no I could shit myself right now
I think I farted 8 times
Kyle come on dude I'm trying not to piss myself I'm trying not to piss myself.
I'm trying not to pull a Kyle.
I can't.
Does anyone in the cave have to fart?
This is not happening.
And I usually got one. Who's left? Me. Oh. Stupid.
Ethan. Tell Ethan to fart.
Ethan, try.
I think he stood up and tried to fart.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Can you tell people in the cave to come fucking fart?
Someone come fart.
Oh, no.
What the hell?
Come on.
Yeah, we gotta get this out. I'll clean up a lot of this.
I've...
I've written that.
I'll literally piss myself.
Yeah, we need a fart.
You got one? I'm on it.
I'm sitting here working on it.
Oh, Cody! That's better.
Cody, you have a fart?
Give me a second. I called dibs on Cody's fart.
Oh.
Fuck.
Damn it.
Oh, KB's back. He might have one.
That was such a good fart. What a fart.
Fuck, why'd I pick Cody?
Damn it. Come on, Cody.
Help me out here.
I'm struggling.
That's, I'm gonna.
Who else?
Cody.
I'm gonna piss.
Give me a second. Is this you? Yes. Give you a piss.
Give me a second.
Yes.
Sorry.
What?
I'm going to have to.
I just chugged some water and swallowed a ton of air while I did it.
I ate some donut holes.
Fuck.
Can I go again?
Yeah.
Can I go again? Yes. out partying today. Can I go again?
Yes, oh my god, yes, yes.
I owe you one.
Oh, my mic too.
You want your mic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make it my mic.
I'll do it.
Oh!
Good job, Marish.
All right.
Thank you.
Happy Easter, everybody.
Or whatever it is you celebrate.
Okay, now I'm done.
Oh, oh, Blutman.
Oh, I thought you were trying to...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were trying to...
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to... Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying celebrate. Okay, I'm done. Oh, oh blood men Get your straws, yeah, style a save for a while It's the act
It's the act
It's the act
Yeah, it's time to talk shopper, do a Yankee swap It's the act
It's the act Have a great week, whoa, another voice crack.
Have a great week, everybody.
Love you guys.
Bye.
Whoops.