The Yak - Plinko Day Part 2 Leads to Utter CHAOS | The Yak 1-17-25

Episode Date: January 17, 2025

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Comfy. Cozy. Like a hug. I want I want that for 20% off. Oh yeah. Okay. Use promo code Yak. Might as well. Uh Danny Conrad is sick. What? He went sick. Well sick. Sick. Well sick. I don't think he was sick. I don't think he was ever I don't think he was ever well I don't know how you do that Wow So one gets it. We don't see you for a month. No just you missed three or four days Danny Hmm, but we have plinko day. So what letter was Danny? So days throw off a whole letter yeah, Danny really fucked us see

He just ran off on a tee, so who's gonna do tea? Maybe tea maybe big tea big tea or maybe he can be involved Big tea's got to get in here. Danny did fuck us fucking Danny Danny. I'm excited for Plinko day Also, I think Rudin's here, so we're gonna maybe do another play Yes, also, I'm happy Surviving Barstool is finally over. Yeah. Shit. Yeah. That was torture for about four months. But it has been a crazy couple of weeks. But I genuinely like seeing everyone who has my back has been awesome. Fans listen to this right now, it's been incredible.

So I appreciate all of you from the very bottom of my heart because it's like, there's been some low moments, but I've powered through and it's mostly because of everyone in this room, PMT, this office pretty much, and the listeners, so. What's your strategy for next year? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's. Forget when we're starting and not show up. It seemed like everyone that participated was miserable, but at least the fans seemed to have loved it and how everything. Every second. Every second of the content. Yeah. Wins galore.

That's- Everybody won. A lot of kindness. We're just dancing monkeys, essentially. Is anybody other than Dave Portnoy happy? No. I don't think so Rhea but Dave is so happy that I don't even know if Rhea is cuz I don't I don't think she's like her speech was his what happened just collapse I think

her speech when it the way that she thought in her head oh I thought it was the golf simulator I'm hearing that they've heard this sound twice now and no one knows what it is. Oh interesting We've got our best and brightest week. He had her brightest staring at the ceiling with their hands on their hips If an alien just came out of there, I'd be cool with that I would our coyote on Plinko day though. No, we'd have to take tea. That's due to Puck's the rest real. Yeah Wait, so should we get his big tea here? I haven't seen big tea.

I think they record macro at the same time as Yak. Not on Friday, though, right? Oh, I can't keep tabs on tea. He's everywhere. I think tea might be a Friday. Not a Friday skipper, but I think tea might be a Friday. Oh. Should we make this guy do the tea?

Yeah, let's make him be the tea. Low tea. Get in here, Malasek. Malasek. Malasek. Welcome to the program T get in here malice a malice a malice a welcome to the program get in here you little bitch Dumb bitch he's gotten such an ego now that he's with all in Florida. It's insane He just like goes out to dinner with just him and grew. Oh, yeah, he's starting. He's starting to talk like I'm listen Is he yeah?

Malice right here right here Right here come on. No. Yeah, you Danny's actually take Danny see yeah, it would make more sense Letter was yeah What's up guys? Oh damn it. What are you doing for the next two hours? guys what are you doing for the next two hours a watching this not wrong you're not hopefully a grooms gonna put a play in again yeah no you actually are T on the plinko board you're on the show okay sure so you gotta think of a T

a good T and a bad T okay it so looks like a standard T a good show it lands on T, I pick what it is? Yeah. Should we all say ours first? Yeah, can I get some inspiration? Well, we're saying them or? Oh yeah, is it a surprise or are we saying them? We want to make them a surprise.

Maybe we- Do I write these down? We should have told TJ beforehand so he could construct the good and bad wheel. Yeah. Sorry TJ. Well, let's just talk it out. I thought good and bad wheel was just the words good and bad wheel. Yeah. Sorry TJ. Well let's just talk it out. I thought good and bad wheel was just the words good and bad. Oh yeah. Right you hit the letter and then it's good

or bad. Oh I did mine differently. Sorry. How'd you do yours? Mine is the most simple way you could do it. Well mine's the the the yak symbols. Uh huh. The yak symbol and then there's a good and bad. I guess it doesn't matter. So one of those is good one of those is bad? No no no the wheel has a good and bad option I guess it doesn't matter. So one of those is good one of those is bad No, no, the the wheel has a good and bad option, but I spelled out what it is. Mine is a $100 if you hit that yeah, and then the other side is you have to go hunting in Oregon Trail And then you got to eat what you kill and when I say eat what you kill I bought I just bought 30 slim gyms Eat What You Kill, I just bought 30 Slim Jims. Oh, I'm cool with that. Oh, I'm cool with that.

Very cool with that. Yeah, because I want to see people do some hunting games. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Eat What You Kill. Also, maybe a 1% sliver on my wheel that says Death to the Yak, but we don't have to worry about that.

I'm fine with that. So we want to just say our name? Just say them. Just say them. Yeah, fuck it. Because we've got to give Mal a second idea. Yeah, so I'm H and so my fun one. No.

Yeah, my fun one is hunting. So I have a nerf gun. Oh, I have hunting too. I have this nerf gun and we will spin the entire office wheel and you have one minute to go hunt them down. Oh, hell yeah. If I can. Hell, you love it. That's them down. Oh, hell yeah! That's great. Bye, Cam.

Hell yes. One minute, you love it. Wait, that's the good? That's the good. That's fun. Okay. Are you engaging in any warfare currently? What, online?

Yeah, or with any co-workers? No. The bad ones are down. I went on Kirk's show, talked it out. How did that go? Fine. It was, I mean, my whole thing was- I feel like that's in a position where it kind of can't be fine. Well, I mean, we're working on it. My whole thing was like the show happens as long as when the show

ends, we can just go back to what it was. I'm fine. I can compartmentalize like this happened in the show. This is now outside the show. That's good. I'm sure. Yeah. I mean, life's too short. Life's too short to fucking hold on to. It is miserable too the show. That's good. I'm sure yeah, yeah, I mean life's too short Let's you sure today's hold on to she miserable too. Yeah, the bad is ham No, it's got to hold on to a piece of bare ham for the rest of the show, okay? Whoever has the best time hunting though wins the ham this ham Wow, yeah second ham now second Ihuh. Wow. Yeah, a second ham. Now a second ham. I would like a clarifying question. Are these, we are just setting them

and then people will plink the board? Yes. Okay, this is not. We each have two pucks. If it lands on T, if it lands in T, there should be things on a wheel that we spin. Gotcha. And you are to come up with those things.

I understand, gotcha. I have the letter E, and my bad one is, if you land on that letter E and then bad, you put on this English garb, glasses, bad teeth, and powdered wig, and speak in an English accent for the rest of the show. Oh, that sucks. Oh boy.

And my good one is Earth, and for the remainder of 2025 2025 you land on this, I will buy you two plane tickets to anywhere on Earth. Whoa! What? Whoa! I'll buy the plane tickets. Can I ask a question? Yeah.

Have you thought we all are doing two pucks? Right. Have you thought in your head- This could cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's like multiple people could win that. Yeah. It's too late now. That could be.

Yeah, you already said it. That could, you could, like, obviously it's random, but let's just say the worst random luck happens. You could be buying seven people, two plane tickets. Oh no. And I'm going to Tokyo. Okay. If Mastic if it lands on more than one per now if it lands on more than two people train it then becomes train tickets for two to Evansville. Okay. Instead of earth Evansville Indiana Evansville Indiana alright earth person you get far where if I did open up the entire

earth but it had to start with e where would the most fun place to be where to go to so what if you did it that way because what about are we really taking you up on event and we go to game time and we choose a letter you search the letter you buy us tickets to that I love that that's fun yeah I think I think what about the other ones are anywhere anywhere

okay would we like to switch it to events and I will buy you two tickets no no I think after the first person gets tickets then it's events then it's yeah we have one earth and it's anywhere on earth. And the rest of the earth. Events. Okay. I like that. One earth. No Evans. I'm trying to save you. All right. One earth. What if the first person decides where they want to go. The second person has to pick somewhere closer and then just keeps getting closer. Yeah. I really like that. Every time it hits you have to be closer than the person before you. Sydney Melbourne Perth. I didn't think. I thought it was. Do the closer thing. I'm I really like every time it hits you have to be closer than the person Sidney Melbourne per

I Didn't think I thought it was a closer thing. I thought the one and done do the closer thing but only in the US Yeah, that actually works. All right, it's like you can't like if I say I'm going to San Diego So one has to go. Okay Vegas maybe yeah, it's earth and then after the second one It's in America left or right Hawaiian Island America, it's all America continental Okay, fine. Okay continental us no event and you got to get closer. He is for a status unidos The last person is gonna be flying doing a flight to Gary, Indiana sure sure okay there we go there We go anywhere getting in a cab and coming back

Still like I like the earth to start. No we can do it. Let's do it. The earth and the earth and the man will deprive you of your generosity. Yeah. I'm just I just thought you know I figured Brandon came in here ready to fly. You thought it was trying to flex. He had the closet yesterday. He's got the trip today. He thought it was never going to occur. Yeah. No I thought this was never going to happen. I said to myself it could happen once I'm only paying for the plane tickets I'm not paying for your hotel or anything, right? You would have to be part of your you would have to plan a trip around my plane tickets. All right, so so earth

Then continental us yes, then closer Then then Midwest no, it's close closer. All right, But what if the first person picks Milwaukee? They're fucking us. Yeah they fuck everyone. Okay. But I have a feeling we're gonna be working as a team. Key West. Okay. That's on my bucket list. Key West? Yes. That wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. All right. Okay that's mine. I have a few options you can tell me which one you guys want. The first is just yellow. I spy you spin a wheel of the letters of the alphabet and you must find something yellow that begins

with that letter before you're in your opponent does it too. I like they're all opponent based or younger than you. You should have to keep naming celebrities younger than you and each successive celebrity has naming celebrities younger than Yao, and each successive celebrity has to be younger than the last. You have to get more than your opponent. Yao thing. You must leave the studio and collect a number 1 through 10 that adds up to 7 feet 6 inches

or Yahtzee. Love that. I like, I don't know, which one do you like the most, Kyle? Yahtzee. Okay. Yahtzee, yeah. We'll do the yellow-eye spy versus opponent. Okay.

All right. All right, Tyrus. All right, I took A from Kate because I misremembered yesterday as Nick was assigning them and then you flipped us two and I fucked that up. So I ended up doing A. My bad A is I brought flour. Oh no.

Now do you have to antique a random person? I didn't think that all the way through. I just bought flour. I love that. I love that. For some antiquing. Oh my god, yes. That's the bad one. The good one is, if you land on the good one, you get applause for the rest of the show. Anytime you make a joke or... Oh yeah, that's good. Good observation. Any contribution to the show show We all have to applaud you and just really ham it up. I want to antique so Okay, Kate, all right, my bad one is kiss I

Have the makeup and then if you get kiss, it'll be the four members of the band a wheel will spin Oh, that'll determine which makeup I put on you Before people get that letter we could have the whole band here by the end of the show a wheel will spin, that'll determine which makeup I put on you. Oh no. You're gonna do it. And before people get that letter, we could have the whole band here by the end of the show. And then, my good K, I looked up on the Chicago Food Reddit who does the best key lime pie in the city.

I went to Armitage Ale House. Oh yeah. And got the most gorgeous, gorgeous slice of key lime pie. Great spot. That is a great one. It was very fancy in there. It was packed in the middle of the day on a. Malice, what are your teas, man?

I'll be honest. Oh, and Mark was going to realize that it was letter based. It took you that long? It did. So I'm going to go with my good tea as Twitter, where everybody that does this has to get the person that lands on its follower count up 5% in any way possible. Big Cat has 1.8 million.

You'll have to basically continuously say, please follow Big Cat. Okay, let's think of something else. What about a bad one as tweet and you have to tweet a really like- The Ray Allen tweet. You're tro- that'll- Okay, fine, something along the lines of Twitter the Ray Allen So they're bad with the Shane Dawson tweet. Yeah, this was gonna be as good right now. It's bad. That's why we make it bad That's good is what the good?

Well, I'm not I'm just all of them are bad now I'm thinking of my bad one was gonna be make it a couple of tic tocs with the girls upstairs That could be good. That could be good. Just flip them. All right, we'll flip them. You got to go do some TikTok dances upstairs with the girls. Is TikTok still a thing today?

Yeah, until Sunday. Until Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. All right, Ebo's trying to get to a million followers, so go follow Ebo. He's trying to hit a million.

And go follow him on Twitter, too. 5%. 5%. Trying to get to a million before it shuts down. Steven, did you have a letter or no? I have the wheel okay? Do we want to reveal that sure? Let's keep now you know what's not the time is not right Reveal it oh, okay

So um Mr.. Mr.. Ice Get wet and then go into the freezer for five minutes. Oh my god No Climb five minutes on the stair master groin Cornhole to the balls everyone gets two shots and then to eat a Reese's Lava Cup oh great is mr. I safe no is there a second option for that Reese's Lava Cup

because I will die oh no that's just a bad one for you all right oh that's awesome I think maybe one minute in the freezer no let's see how the first one goes yeah it's not that cold. Because Brandon, if they die, you don't have to pay for their trip to Hong Kong. Oh, I should have done tunnel, fuck me. You could still change it. All right, my bad is you have to go sit in the tunnel

the whole show. What? The whole show. The whole show. I'm just Christ. That bad at tunnel. Until the next person gets it. Yeah, until the next person gets tunnel. Sit in the tunnel. That works. No phone.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, just go sit in there. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. Yeah, that. Why person gets funneled. Sit in the tunnel. That works. No phone. Yeah. Oh! Yeah, just go sit in there. Oh, god. Fuck. Yeah, that. Why would you add that? I'm a real twisted fuck.

I like that. And then good is the TikTok dancing with the girls. So groin, what if it's Kate? Tits. Open up. Her one tit. Oh, that would be good. Tits shot.

Damn it, gotta be a tit shot. That's fine. Good luck finding them. Antiquing is you get antiqued. Yeah. Oh gotta be a titch shot. That's fine. Good luck finding them. Antiquing is you get antiqued. Yeah. Yeah, well, someone throws flour in your face. I think that's what I like. Oh, can we all spin to see who gets to antique?

Yeah. Yeah, the whole company wheel. Yeah, yeah. I'm obsessed with that wheel. Yeah, me too. I like the way it sounds. The game time at it, I'm going to go get my Slim Jims. They just arrived.

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so if you how does the I'm gonna figure out what hunting Because we couldn't find Oregon Trail hunting just by itself I'm at I'm at a save stay where I can oh I can hunt okay Oh sweet, and then I'll just decide however much you kill you have to eat And if you kill nothing you have to get back on the plank. Oh, yeah I don't know if we're at the killing less means you eat more no killing less means you have to get back on the planko board It's gonna be subjective based on what I yeah for an ideal Spot I didn't really think it. I've had a pretty busy week. I didn't really think things through

Just go with me on mine. I'll let you know how many slim gyms. Yeah, I'd be a sliding scale based on who's playing Yeah Kill one rabbit. Oh, that's ten slim gyms see Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be the corresponding number Ten slayer ten to one rabbit Yeah, Wow Wow What do we got? Yeah. Oh! Wow. Wow. Whoa.

That's fantastic. Wow. That's a huge gift. I kind of manifested that. Wow. Yeah, thank you, Kyle. Hell yeah. So he'll be here next year for the pro football show.

So Fred Smoot will just be in this office on Thursday. Let's love it. Incredible. Oh my God be in this office on Thursday. Let's love it You know I got it Thursday guy. Yeah, let's go pack Thursday. Oh my god That's the best news That sucks you're leaving Brandon. Yeah, oh a really good replacement though. Oh fuck oh good replacement though. Oh fuck. Oh. Yes. Better. I mean I haven't. Better get the most out of these next 50 days. I mean I wouldn't rule anything out. Makes you rethink some things huh? No. I mean I'm still I don't want to piss off my boys over there at the ringer.

Well I mean the good news is that listen Brandon's doing his contract. We have to make plans. We said, Dave and I had a conversation. We're like, if Brandon leaves, what are the pros? And we're like, well, not having to deal with Brandon. What are the cons? I have to, this happened, what are the cons? We lose our Mississippi State record. Right.

So it's like, all right, well, let's fill that. Problem solved. Bang, no cons now. What can Brandon do that Fred's smoot can't? They all do the same thing. Yeah, exactly. Would he take over more cowbell? Oh, he'll take over whatever he wants.

Well, that's an outside. Mostly sports is going to blow up. This is huge. I think he's starting most cowbell. Yeah. This is huge for me. I don't think the pro of it. Mostly cowbell is actually what's called a sport. Yeah, this is huge for me. I don't think the pro mostly cowbell

Yeah, that's it's an hour podcast. He cowbells for 58 minutes and then for two minutes He tells you how the team's doing. It's mostly cows Like this 58 minutes straight in the end he's like alright good game against LSU last week see you next week. Man. We have fun. This is fun man. We have fun.

Let's drop some fucking puns. Brandon would you let him sink your boat? Why he couldn't sink my boat. I mean what is he 180 at best? 175. He was even adding him wasn't going to sink the boat. He probably has a real boat. Oh, I bet.

Oh, yeah. He's got access to one I know. Oh, yeah. Yep. Fun guy. Yep. Fun guy. Sure does.

That's what I said. I said it first. But I, you know, who knows? We're negotiating right now, me and Dave. Is it? It's heated. Yeah? Yeah, it's heated.

You put your balls on the table? I did, sure. Yeah, yeah. Which I didn't really feel like they should be on the table, but. He put Zostick on the table. Oh my god. Look at this.

That's like a buffalo bill's tailgate. It's snapping in half. What's going on back there? He said, I put my balls on the table. Jay goes fuzzy-ass balls We have mics Yeah, let's drop some puck All right, let's drop some pucks. I think we should just do we should do with the wheel we should yeah Obviously and then it once you drop to you're off

Yep, unless there's something that happens where you get bonus. And just, if it gets stuck on the way down. Yeah. That's another puck. Yeah, it's another puck, right? We're... You gotta keep puckin'. Are the Wheel and Plinko friends? They're cousins.

They're work associates? Yeah, yeah. They're working together against each other. Yeah, I don't know if the Wheel's gonna love all this. I'm a little nervous. There's some bad things out there mostly Yeah Okay

Let's do it I'm excited to do some makeup I want to be Peter Chris Okay, all right, all right, all right, so you stay on you say these into your twice I don't Alright! Alright. So you stay on, you stay until you go twice. Is that the rule? I don't... Okay. We'll figure it out when he gets back.

Where are the pucks? Oh, they're right here. Oh, they're right there. And he goes up. And here we go. What's the worst one? Ummm... What's the worst one?

The freezer thing sounded bad. What was the freezer in the... Wheel. You get wet... Wet than freezer. But, that's the wheel, but it's right by E What was the freezer in the- Wheel. You get wet then- Wet then freezer. But, that's the wheel, but it's right by E, which is the best one. Which is go anywhere on planet Earth. I think tunnel without your phone sucks. You guys ready?

Yeah. Drop it. Oh no! Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey! Kiss!

Alright! Shit! So kiss or key lime pie? Okay What do we do, Che? We're establishing that counts as a real Yeah, it's a real If it ends up, yes It landed there

Yep Now what are you hoping for? I would prefer the key lime pie I think, I think that would be better I Only got one slice Nice piece of pie one slice Okay, I'll have one bite Oh coach is here coach come sit here. Hey. Hey. Now. Coach. Oh, there we go. He's got

the name now. I didn't like that. Coach. Show him a little respect. I'll return it. There we go. I have to say that every time I see you. Yeah. Well, I just do it to tick you off. Well, coach, did you see the Dave announced that Fred Smoot officially hired for next season? No, I did not see it. Pretty awesome. What a freaking acquisition, Eddie. Yeah. That's awesome. That is great. Loaded. Great news. Do you want to drop a Plinko puck? No idea. What'd you say? Did you want to drop a Plinko puck? Is that a Plinko board right there? Dan just did it and got a free slice of key lime pie. It could be good.

It's good and there there's something bad some fun So I don't know how to I don't know what to do well you take a puck and you go up to the top And you just drop it. Yeah, I'll do that I don't want to make oh no What a bloomin has to antique him How do we decide who antiques the person company will Please don't please don't H. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, There's a good and a bad e there's a good and a bad with every everything you get So do you want to hear the good or the bad first? Let's go the good All right The good is if you get good on this wheel right now Brandon will buy you to two tickets on a flight anywhere in the world anywhere on earth Brandon You and your wife go wherever you want anywhere in the world. Do you want lines up on good? Yeah, if it was bad Bad is you have to put on you have to put on these

British teeth, British glasses, and this powdered wig and speaking a British accent for the rest of the show. An English accent. That's the E. Yeah. Let's just get the good. Let's get good. Let's get good. Are we prepared for the coaching? A play with the British accent? Yeah, you coach to play with the British accent. I don't know if I know what a British accent is. Hello. All right. Come on. Let's get the good. It's going to be good. Let's get good. You guys think I'm this stupid. This is not rigged. Hello. You know what? Best of seven. Best of seven. And you can always do best. Let's get grew in here. Seven. There you go. One one. One one. I can't buy him a ticket anywhere in the world. One-one. You think I'm this, I am not this dude.

No, you're not. I'll play along. Two-one. Two-one. That's bullshit. I feel like I have hope. Two-one. Wow.

Where you wanna go Abu Dhabi? Where you wanna go? I'm thinking about, I don't know. England. Oakland, California. Three-one. Three-one. Three-one.

Wow. Three-one. Feeling nervous, aren't you? Where would you go? I'd probably go to... Hey! Oh! Yeah! 1! Coach, pick your destination, man. I'm gonna go to Croatia. Yeah! I wanna go, man. You gotta buy it! I never thought about going to go. You got to buy it. I never thought about going to Croatia. You always take it. Buy the tickets, buddy. How would you like to fly?

First class. Oh, yeah. A flat bed. It was always a con. Just get me the lay flat bed. I like those. Yep. You need a glass.

Direct flight if possible. Oh, it has to be direct. It has to be direct. De the Brub neck. How's it going to be direct from Tampa? Yeah. Yeah. They do private private plane. That's incredible. Just for dropping that puck. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. You go to Croatia. Wow. Jake, you were on the FFCA when I'm gone. Well, I will. There we go. Oh, ho, ho, ho! How much does it get to Croatia? Dabrovnik is where we're going, or we're going to Zagreb? Zagreb. You're going to Dabrovnik. Dabrovnik?

Yeah, it's beautiful. How much? Uh, economy's 1,500 a piece. Oh, that's easy. What about first class? Coach doesn't fly economy. I'm not going to send... Okay, okay, okay.

Let's just say I would send you from New York City to the Brevnik this day Okay, and then you're coming back this day Okay, two tickets here. Oh, well done coach. I hope you have the last. Can you get 20 fields to you could have picked anywhere. Just go to like, I don't know, go to Puerto Rico or Bermuda or something. Go to the Bahamas. I'll go up to Jackson whole Wyoming. Oh, that worked. Now we're talking now. We're going to go Jackson whole Wyoming. Do some fly fishing. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. You wanna go to Jackson Hole Wyoming? Do some fly fishing? Yeah, I'd love it.

Okay. Play a little golf? Do you wanna go to Croatia or Jackson Hole Wyoming? Jackson Hole would be better. All right. Okay, all right, all right. You got that? I got that.

We're fine. What number knocked the wind out of you? 12,000 a piece. Yeah. The comma. I'll do it. It was the comma. When they threw that.

It was out of him. They threw a comma after two numbers. A comma after one number, okay, but after two numbers, it's a comma. When they threw that. They threw a comma after two numbers. A comma after one number okay, but after two numbers it's a problem. Why does he? What a win. He's not even on the yak. He wasn't eligible for this. He's of course he's not. That's one of my problems. But the thing is he was game for the punishments too. So yeah. He wasn't going to speak in a British accent. Yeah he was. I won four games. The one I don't know what we're even talking about. If they're you know, if I win, I went to two tickets. Yeah. All

right. So when I get home, I'm going to tell my wife, you know, the summer I'm going to buy coach Gruden to take a jacket. Okay. And then guess what? Brandon, now we have to get closer than that. Right. That does. Okay. All right. Big time. All right. Good. Okay. And then guess what, Brandon? Now we have to get closer than that. Right. That does. Okay. That helps you a big time. All right. Good. Good. Coach, you going to do a play? You know what I was going to ask you? If it's okay, I'd like to pick up a couple blitzes. Okay. I don't want our quarterback to get in a false sense of security like he's going to have pure protection all the time. Right. We got to get up there. I was going to ask you if we could just pick up a blitz a double a gap blitz

Because it's common you're gonna see it all playoff weekend And I like to get to a couple quick screen audibles because you know how much I hate them Yeah, it's like the only audible that exists So you're gonna see a double a gap blitz pick up a couple audibles. Love it. Love. Oh, yeah I just need to go find my yeah, go get your team my guys. Yeah, love it quarterback Are you going with the same quarterback? Fucking love it. Oh, man Do you ever think Polanco day would have Gruden? Yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah

That was awesome. Kroate Dubrovnik. 4-1. Are we going to do that now? The play? Yeah, you can start. All right, great. We'll peek in. Why don't we have someone else? We'll come get you if we need. Let's get someone else on the pot.

Yes, please. Oh. That was an electric 10 minutes. Wonderful. He did not have a British accent. No. That would have been bad. That was bad. That would have been bad.

That was very bad. You stay on this, Big Cat? Yeah, I stay on it until I get two. Two pucks. We all promised you. Or do we do... you stay on it, it ends when everybody drops their two. Oh, well that's a lot of pucks. That's a lot of pie. Alright, Chick, get out there.

That's a lot of trips to All right, a lot of trips to That's one slice of pie was $16. Yes It looks good though. Doesn't it look good? I went on Sunday that place is on it's fantastic They're known for their for this key line. I know there was quarterback is What are we doing? Jay is eating his pie. Jay is climbing the ladder. There he is. Good? Yeah.

Here we go. He's not asking the question about dropping it. That's incredible pine. Wrong drop. Oh! Tough break, other man. Whammy! I mean, Plinko Day rocks.

We're going to have to do this once a month. This is really good. What are the yaks in the corner? Those are big cats. That's the hunting or $100 Wow okay, yahtzee we're doing the yellow hunt Oh Spin for an opponent and then we'll spin for letters for each and then it's just a race Punishment, I think you just have to do the wheel again or make two straight half-court shots. Mmm, I Like to to straight. Yeah, so it might be there for a while. But the punishment should only be applied to Che, right?

Yeah. Because it's his puck. Yeah. So if the other person loses, then I'm out. The other person, you just have to beat your challenger. Yeah, to beat the challenger. Yeah. Okay.

So what am I doing? Spin four, opponent. Full or us? Up to you guys. Can I pitch something? Yes. I think the stuck puck has to stay there. Yeah everybody yeah Yeah, you really fucked us. Yeah, you gave a stuck puck luck. Yeah, yeah

All right Luke Luke Okay, Lukey We get a peek on the food display Look, he's oh my Look, he's probably shooting this one. Tell them to get down in front This is called double bass Naked where are you? Over here, sir. OK, who's another inside linebacker that you want? For the cameras. Take a knee.

Everybody take a knee. No, Mincy's not off it. Mincy's not taking a knee. This is refuse. This might be the most chaotic yack we've had. So here's what I want. The center is clean. That's too many people.

Let's hear it for Tate. Let's go. The cornerback is Matt. He finally made it to the end. Yeah! Good pick. for tape. Jake is the running back. Where are you? Jake? Right here, coach. Yes, a lot to do today. All right. All right. So come back to us, TJ. So what is Luke, you're in this. What what he doing? Kyle. Spin for a letter for Che. You want him to sit, right?

No, he's just racing Che once Che gets up, right? They're each going to spin for a letter, then they're going to race. First one to come back with the wins. They have to bring the item back. Yes. This is not understand what you're doing. An item that starts with a letter?

Yeah. But it has to be yellow. Has to be yellow. Oh, it has to be yellow has to be yellow okay not great do I go as soon as my letter thing or no you wait till you and you got you can't you got to leave the court area So it can't be stuff over there Now shut up Really do change is shut up. I'm begging you, man.

Okay, she's going to find a yellow eye. Yellow. You will race Che to find a yellow. Okay. All right. All right. And go. All right, see who comes back first. They're running.

Two opposite directions. Where do you think you hit first? Kitchen area. Yeah, I think kitchen's got a lot of ice cream. Yeah Okay, what case tough K is the kite Colonel I'm kicked popcorn Colonel that'd be smart No way. Oh Orange that's not or what are we yeah, and it will be the judge of if it's correct Then also I That's not orange. We'll be the judge of if it's correct.

And also, eye. What's the eye? Immunity boost box. That's emergency. That's also just not yellow. It's mostly orange. It says orange on it. It says super orange. It's gotta super orange get back out there It's got to be fun. It's got to be there. It's got to be mostly yellow I Got a box of immunity

Got an orange box every single day everything he brings back. He was like 10 seconds putting the headphones on I know for no reason Quarterbacks gonna get up there, he's gonna say, Set hut. It's two syllables, one word. Say it. Set hut. Set hut.

Okay, that's how we're gonna get the party started. Then he's gonna have a color number sequence he's gonna repeat. Oh, fuck. Blue 85! Blue 85! And after that second blue 85, he's gonna roll right in to set hut. So everybody clap when the ball's coming up. Set up. Blue 85! Blue 85! Set up! It can't be a shotgun start. Everybody's got to crisply clap together. Are we clear on this? Set hut! Blue 85! Blue 85! Set up! Blue 85 set up! Blue 85 set up!

Blue 85 set up! Blue 85 set up! Perfect! How's that lie? Alright, what do we got? That's yellow? Illegal procedure. No, that's a flag! That's a flag!

That's a flag! That's not an illegal procedure. That's a legal. That's a flag. That is not an illegal procedure. That's a flag. That's a flag. I like where his head's at. I don't like where his head was at. That's a flag. He's trying to pull a fast one on us. Oh, I just realized it.

He has K. Keyline Pie. Keyline Pie is green. This one's kinda yellow. How yellow is it? I'm going to go to the next person. Yeah. Keyline pie is more green. This one's kind of yellow. How yellow is it? That's yellow. Yeah, that is yellow. That's yellow. It's a

yellow key line pie. I'd let that I'd allow that I would absolutely allow that now if Jay did it, we'd have we'd have to think we can just go to the next person. This is like a thing that happens. Where's Luke here? Hey! Abby, Abby, Abby! Ringo, Ringo! That tells you, you blocked that A-gap right there. You with me?

You blocked that linebacker. It's a problem for us. Now, the offensive line, you guys block it. You guys fuck. Big on big. My wife could do this. Are we clear? Clear. Right tackle. Oh, here comes Luke. Here comes Lukey all right Yeah, oh Yo kicks yeah, I always call shoes kid

Kicks yellow all right. Yeah All right congratulations. Yes. Yeah Yep, all right good job. Yeah, that's it Leave the kicks. Yeah, those are ours What are those? Those are the wrestling boots Should we tell Stephen that he lost? Yeah, what should the punishment be? So you have to get on back on the plank just hide the kicks

Yeah, we get back on the plank. Oh, you guys are cool with yeah hide the hide the shoes and Che Every he'll just keep coming in doesn't know that Luke one. No. I mean you don't have to hide the shoes He won't know Who's the quarterback gonna be I think it's Tate no it's Matt Take the center one way. We're gonna handle it the second time Here's what he's gonna do Matt's gonna get up there He's gonna go hey easy easy easy. Oh here. We go here. We go. She's got one. She's got one ice cream. Oh Yes, that works great you want the bad news is you lost

yellow kid That was a good performance. Wait, his letter was K? Yeah. Alright, that plays. Yeah, I knew you would. Alright, so you gotta get back up there. Also, just pass that ice cream down. Is that Nutty Buddy? Yeah, that's what it is.

Go find it! Of course Jay would be like, not even fighting. There's a spoon in that bag. Fair play by Younger Blutman. Yeah, you know what? Yellow Kicks, you're right. Undeniably a pair of Kicks. Right! Don't find it. Of course Jay would be like

Play by younger blood you know what yellow kicks you're right undeniably a pair of kicks What's bragging drag with the block everybody got it you think you can handle it yes There's a third one, last one. Not again. Please not again. Oh, key line is high. Hey, come on in. You're on fire, kiss. For kiss. You better come down in these gaps.

You ever see Bob Barker? Come on down. Get your ass down in these gaps. In these freaking gaps. This is the best show we've ever done for some you mentioned debt deficit Oh, yeah, like you you can't have a second where you take your eye off the camera So point go drop this rooted non-stop Come on show me bad

I had a bite. There's multiple spoons in there. Roger, Roger, Roger, Bragg. Which way is the line sliding? The White House over here, know what to do on Bragg? If I say Larry, Larry, Larry, Bragg. Everybody got it? Let's get a break in here, guys. Let's go.

Execute on three. One, two, three, execute. Execute on three. One, two, three. Execute. All right. Let's go. Do we need to move the Plinko board? Do we have the ability?

Jacob, move your Plinko board. Oh, no, the puck's going to go. I guess it's whoever last was on the board touch the puck last yeah That was yeah, that'd be che right god damn. I think so Oh, it's kind of sad making a move. Well, it's only for a second. Oh, re-draw. Oh, it fell off. Oh, it hurt itself.

I think he got pinched. We probably could have made a flinko board that was easier to. Then it wouldn't be a proper flinko board. You're right. How do they do theirs? I'm sure theirs is on wheels. Jacob, keep it there obviously. Just move it off to the side.

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That was the crispest crispest they've ever run it. They're getting really good. Yeah. I told you guys we're gonna do a flag football team. Yeah. So I think I'm gonna double up the last day of Camp Barstool as our training camp. Yeah. And every single person at Barstool Chicago has to try out. I love that. Everyone will make cuts. Yeah. cut yeah oh spider Go. So high. Blue 85. Blue 85. So high.

Holy shit. I'm the ball. Oh. I'm the ball. Spiders still caught it? I'm the ball. Nice job. I know.

I'm the ball. Yes. I'm the ball. I'm the ball. You know what? I'm the ball. I'm the ball. I'm the ball.

I'm the ball. I'm the ball. We got a f***ing set left. I'm the ball. I'm the ball. We got a very busy sign. I'm the ball. I got. Hey. I'm the ball. I For the national championship? Oh my God. Oh no.

I also think yesterday was his birthday. Oh was it? Whoops. I'm sorry. Yeah. Happy birthday. I got him next year. Today's is Joy Taylor's.

Has he earned happy birthday right yet? Yeah. Yeah. He's been... He's been... He's been... He's been... He's been...

He's been... He's been... He's been... He's been... He's been... Oh, was it? Whoops. I'm sorry. Yeah. Happy birthday to me. I got him next year. Today's is Joy Taylor's. Has he earned happy birthday right yet? Yeah. Yeah. He's been, he's almost a year. I mean, how long was he part time? Long time, you're right.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh. Oh. Oh, wow. Amazing that. Oh, no. Spiders just jumps every time. Spiders.

Spiders. Oh, he just told me I was going to get cut. Oh, yellow. That is the illegal procedure flag. Now it is. Yes. Yeah. Che, why didn't you explain it like that? I did. Would I have beat Luke if that counted? Yeah. Yeah. And also if the immunity box, which I'm now thinking about What I've beat Luke if that counted? Yeah. Yeah.

And also if the immunity box, which I'm now thinking about, that actually was a heady play. The immunity box is yellow? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wayne. Five! That is as good as I've ever seen. Yeah!

Clean. Excellent, excellent! Excellent! This is great, that's as good as that. I love this so much. Wait, and you're just eating that ice cream. Yeah. Who would win a football game?

The NHL's best versus the MLB's best? MLB's best, significantly. I feel like they grew up playing football. At least some of them did. Yeah, throwing. You gotta think about throwing. Like, the pitchers are gonna be good quarterbacks. Hockey players are almost like wrestlers.

They get exposed to other sports. It's more of a foreign concept to hockey players than it is to baseball. But they'd be better at defense, I'm imagining. And they'd also be able to take a hit better, right? Oh Frank is in the chat. I think he literally just walked Oh That's why he plays defense, yep, that's why you play defense So his fourth down it's better than I dropped it. So it was fourth down, it's better than he dropped it. Pros in the case race, right? Oh, PFT?

Oh, yes. It's him, Dana Beers, and Kate. And Max. Oh, yeah, it's their team. I also talked to Beef, because we were saying, does he booze and he said yes, he does booze. Oh never guessed be for Deutsch Wow a beef. Oh wheel. Do I did talk to do it? She's in oh, yeah Imagine a world where he's not it I Would like to roll him in in a cage. Also, I thought of an idea last night, TJ.

I'll talk this out with you guys. I think, so we got to figure out what the number is that works. But I think we should add a wheel element. Hold on, let's watch this play. Larry Brad, Larry Brad! Set up! Blue 85! Blue 85, set up!

Oh! Oh! I 85! Blue 85! Zaha! That is so freaking good. Last one. Alright, so I was thinking about it to make it like, so you know how how we're going to do the time limit and you got to reach a certain amount of beers. So I think like we should have it be like I saw I did see it. We start drinking 10 minutes in there's a wheel that's zero through nine. Whatever it lands on. That's what you guys that's what the teams have to be in that 10 minutes in that 10 minutes I like that so like you we could get we could get to and everyone would like easily advance or like when we get to like 20 it could be 29 and we're like fuck we're fucked yeah so like almost every 10 minutes we get like a reveal of what number we're trying to hit I like that yeah that's good Ringo! Blue 85! Blue 85! That's so good by you, Jake! Well done.

Oh man, that was great. Love it. Gruden gets juiced up for this. Yeah, he loves it. It's the old, like, if you watch anyone do something, it's like, you know, you're watching something, and you're like, oh, I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and

I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and I'm going I love it. Gruden gets like juiced up.

Yeah. It's the old like if you watch anyone do something with passion it's interesting. I have a coach friend in basketball that sends me clips of Gruden coaching our guys. He says that he is learning a lot about how to coach guys. I'm not even kidding. He's like he's fucking unbelievable. He's like he's fucking unbelievable. He commands a room Yeah, he's like taking notes on how good All the Planko board back out here. That was the best way. Come here Blutman. Will you tell me get the Planko board back out here?

That was the best they've ever looked that was so good. They look sharp that was the best they've ever looked. That was so good. They look sharp. You know, one of the great things we did and it's just like it's just like when we sit on the shows and I listen to you, you and Brandon, you guys are like the battery,

the quarterback in the center, the great communication that leads to high levels of execution. Yeah, that worked. I think you got a quarter. I Tate. Ohio Tate makes a huge difference and when you see Matt perform Yeah, it really gets you gets you excited. It all kind of came together. Makes me feel nicey. Yeah You finally have the good roster. Can I go eat my season? Yeah

Make those tickets, you know sometime in mid-july when the weather gets a little hot. All right Put him in first class though. He's just gonna go first class. First class Groot, he's not a coach. Oh man, that was great. So Matt, the quarterback, is a bald man. Who's the best bald quarterback? Well you had Matt Hasselbeck.

Yeah. Bruce Gronkowski. Brian Hoyer. Brian Hoyer. Brian Hoyer. Are there any Hall of Fame bald quarterbacks? Was any good? Was Brian Erlecker a quarterback? Tim McBann. Was Warren Moon balding?

No. He was. I feel like he was. He was bald, wasn't he? Warren Moon was not bald. He had a, he was not bald. Lake Portals? Oh, Jalen Hurts.

Oh, my homes. Yeah, yeah, my home. Tom Brady. Oh, yeah, we forgot Brady. Yeah, it's not a bald man's position. TJ, how much drinking do we usually do on the case race? Like is it an hour usually? Around between, it depends on the goal.

Kyle, you said not not bald the early ones oh yeah it's not a bald man like one moon that's him now I mean that's him now unbelievable warm and was not bald go ahead go ahead sorry TJ show warm moon I mean it's crazy warm moon, you can't get any more bald Yeah, it looks bald there I don't see That's haired Look at that one. It's bald moonshine worn moon bald

That's current worn moon. It was never a bald quarterback It's a handsome man. All right. I would say we normally do between like an hour and 90 minutes of drinking. All right, so an hour and 90 minutes of racing. So then we should try to figure out, yeah, we'll just, we'll figure out from that. So because I think the ideal, we can't like like script it but the ideal way would be That all four teams Get like at least 30 or 40 minutes in and then we start to slowly go down

Wouldn't you agree? Yes Okay. Yeah, I think that'll work. I'm so excited for our team theme. I Don't know what ours is. Yeah. I don't know who holds the key to ours people are gonna love ours She hate hate yeah Hmm Pure pure loathing yeah, is it gonna require? paint no No no costume to require paint to don't Constance TJ does mine require paint?

Well you gave me two. Right? No, just one. No, no, no, you gave me one. Yeah, I mean that that I guess depends on what direction you want to take it. You gave me a very broad subject. I did.

Yeah, and it's meant to be broad. Right. All right, who's up? Let's figure it out. Who has one? Chay is still up. Who has someone? Che is still up. No, she's not up. He did to. Right. Yeah. Well, he lost the yellow. He did to. He did. He had the pie. Yeah. Yeah.

He lost the. Yeah. He lost the yellow. He went back up and they got the pie. That's right. That's right. That's right. We're all caught up. He's off. No, that was it. That was part of his first turn. Get Malisek He is probably Yep your drop

There's a better dog than that here if y'all seen the good dog, there's two good dogs. They're both good dogs Yeah, I guess little Frenchie is the other one. Mm-hmm. Ooh! Oh! Go again. Repuck. Repuck. Frank just walking around with some za. It's his world.

Aw. I'll be a little more gentle than that. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. He's going to die. Oh no. And there's two chances of peanut butter. Yeah.

Or hypothermia. Spin it. What is client? Oh, the stair stepper. Oh, Mr. Ice. Oh, Mr. Ice. This is, go get wet. And then go into the freezer. Yeah, that's horrible. Wait, get wet?

That's probably the worst thing. We have some up in the Aina studio. I have clothes here. Can I switch clothes before I go? Yeah, you can. Yeah. Go find some. The corner of my office has socks.

That sucks. So Bloodman, will you get on the Zoom for him and go in the freezer with him? Thank you. What? I have to spin again? Yep. This is so fun.

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looks like it's an A. Oh, he's either going closer than Jackson Hole, Wyoming, or he's talking British the rest of the show. We don't need that. I don't think it's ready yet. You see it's... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! plane tickets or British? Yep. And what are some nice places that's closer than Jackson Hole? Shit! Oh! All right! Fuck! Oh! Okay.

Jackson Hole. Let's see, Jackson Hole. Hmm, let's see. What? Why is he? What about Casper or Cheyenne? That's barely closer. Denver? Denver closer? Denver older? I would say Denver. Colorado Springs and Denver. Denver's closer? Denver's closer. I would

love to do Denver. I love Denver. You got closer. What about Minneapolis or Des Moines? Denver's perfect. Des Moines would be beautiful this time. Oh Denver's significantly closer. Give me Denver. Yeah. I'll take two tickets. And that's good for you, Brandon, because we're getting closer to Chicago now. First class. We're not really close to Chicago. First class. We're in the same general area of the country. No, it's significant. You couldn't walk. If I know you, Dan, you're a common man. You don't need first class. Thank you. Is that Jackson hole? Yeah. Oh, I guess that is significantly closer. Significantly. Wow. So you're almost a thousand miles.

And by the way, someone can go the opposite direction as long as it's less than a thousand miles. Yeah, yeah. You have to go west. But I think I want to go to Roswell. That's probably further though. All of Kentucky and Tennessee are open. Roswell's like bottom right corner. Could I go to like Charleston, South Carolina?

Maybe. I don't know. It looks like bottom right corner. Could I go to like Charleston, South Carolina? Uh, I don't know. It looks like you probably could. Thousand miles, you gotta get under a thousand miles. Hmm. Teach me this. Oh my God. Okay. Congrats, big cat.

Thank you. I'm very excited for my trip to Denver, first class. You're going to Denver and you got pie. What a plinko day for you. Yeah. And I'm going to go peak ski season when they're the most expensive. I'm buying two plane tickets for the two richest people here today. Correct. That's very generous of you.

Thanks for the recap. Yeah. I don't really. How do you think the rich stay rich? Alright, he's wet. Oh, he is. Oh, he put on my badger shorts. He put on your full outfit. Alright right. Sweat. Oh, put on my badge. The full outfit.

All right. To the freezer. This is going to suck. Are we sure this is safe? No. Yes. Definitely not. We are sure. You should put on some type of footwear. Here's what I'll say is it's safer than him eating peanut butter. Yeah. Should he should.

You're a sick fuck. Are his feet going to stick to the floor? Maybe. No, I don't think he's a walk-in refrigerator, right? Yeah, it's not it's like 40 degrees in there. I think I think it's colder than that. It might be No, it's like yes, it's 50. Yeah, if he shivers or pretends to be cold. He's kind of a bitch Give him the smallest towel ever. There he goes. He goes. I love Malisek. I don't know. I was all right. Who was

that coming out? What was that? I do it. Garrett. Like shit. I gotta get out of the freezer. There is my freezer time. All right. Oh, smart. And should you close it? Close it, and we'll see you in five, bud. All right, set the timer. I could connection in the freezer.

I'm getting nervous in there. All right, let's go back to the Plinko board. What? the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the nice. Are you drinking a beer? Pepsi. All right who's next? You're off Dan? I'm off. Really good day for you. Kyle. Big Dean. Let's go Kyle!! Yeah, I, I, that was, you know what? I think that was just karma. I needed a good bounce. I wouldn't have enjoyed getting dressed up as Kiss and going in the freezer today. The wheel is just... Having a nice cold Pepsi. Did we set a timer oh yeah oh there that's cool

with fuck it that's only a minute that's what Google's time that started it's a minute it's a minute in that was a slow minute I was a slow minute all All right, Dean Jones Also the bad stuff doesn't come off the wheel I don't think that's how we've never taken it off Okay, you'd be dead yeah, yeah, so what are the option? Okay? What's good? You got a friend coming Jake Jake Kyle's coming to join how it's coming to join Jake Where's he going? Piles coming to join Jake Where's he going? Oh He's sprinting back. Oh, he's warming up leathern up the zoomies

Your pants in your back You're sick Steve you are sick sick fuck I mean odds are one of them should be eating Reese's right now right that's not what I'm seeing it's true look at Doug back there all right spin it again I feel like this timer is going slow as fuck. Yeah. Titan? Oh. Mrs. Ice? I'm going to say it right now. I want to, I want to, it's so good.

Oh my God. So good. I would cock my arm. Where's that one? I'd do a crow hop. Where's that one hanging out? I wanted the knocker over. Hey, hey.

I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I'm going to do a crow hop. I would We have to

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when you bet just five bucks. Only on DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours. 21 and over age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction void in Ontario bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance for additional terms and responsible gaming resources see DKNG.co audio Malicek you good man looks terrible KB is built for this though. Oh, KB's gonna be fine. He's gonna love it. He's got this cold tub. Oh yeah. Oh, fuck. This is better. It's so stupid. All right. Malisek, you're out. Malisek time for Malisek or you could stay in with Kyle. Yeah. Keep him company. They said you could say it if you want. Kyle was so pumped. All right, spin it again. Hank, you want to do a Plinko? No. Come on, do a Plinko. You could get a free trip, Hank. You get a free trip. Vacation. He's listening. Well get a free trip. Vacation.

He's listening. Well, that didn't. Anywhere closer than Denver, Colorado. I wish I could. I'm so busy. All right, spin it, TJ. I don't think he's. So we owe a Y when Kyle gets back. Yes. Yes. Yeah, the problem with Mr.

Ice is it takes people away from the show for. For five minutes. Nikki. Get on up there, Nikki. We got double ice yet? Yeah, Kyle joined him. He's in there. There was an overlap.

Yeah, there was about a 20 second overlap. Brandon, you haven't gone yet. No, I haven't. You nervous, Brandon? No, none of the bads were all that bad, although antiquing is kind of looming out there, isn't it? Yeah, I'm sad it hasn't happened yet. Yeah, antiquing. I Kate, for the record, I would not antique you. I'd be okay with getting into. I wouldn't do it. Okay, because you said you would talk to your arm back or take a crow hop I said crow I'll blast that bitch in the face

all right so this is either a hundred dollars or you have to go on the Oregon Trail and then you have to eat the corresponding slim Jim's Can you get a little Jim's right? I love slim Jim's Oh fuck that's What's part of fart is get to fart okay? Yes, what fart is yeah? Oh, yeah, but I didn't know you didn't say you put it On there what an unappealing wheel visual yeah, yeah He didn't say put it on there. What an unappealing wheel visual. Yeah. Yeah Looks like a flag of a country that has child soldiers part You just had you have to it's classic fart wheel if you don't fart you have to keep doing the show, okay? It's kind of a there's kind of a Pokemon

Ball thing to it. Pokey ball poke a ball with fart a Pokemon ball poke ball Okay, let's just not get death the arc If Pokemon balls had fart on them. I guess if... Oh dear. Oh lord. Hunt! Alright, get on that Oregon Trail. And whatever you kill, I have a formula in my computer corresponding to Slim Jims.

Wait, does every challenge now take him out of the oven? Well, he's just right there. Good. Good weather. All right, let's go, Nicky. I forget how to hunt. It's hard.

It's hard. So the controls are easy, but the actual hunting time. We have a designated hunter, right? Jerry always hunts. Yeah, Jerry would hunt. Enter key. Starter stop walking. Spacebar. What is that? Nick, I'll let you do one trial because I think you can hunt again. Okay. So you can do one test and then

we'll count the second one. Spacebar to fire. Did we redo Kyle's timer? What is this? Oh yeah. Where's that DJ? It's the... Oh it is. Okay. Comma and the period. Aim you left or right. Got him. Oh fuck. Slim Pickens out there. Hmm.

Oh. Is the buffalo already dead? Oh, did you kill that buffalo? Yeah, I Can't run me forward oh Buffalo's dirty dead Nick you keep shooting him oh Dear almost killed you all right would you like a time pounds of meat? One more time please all right. I need to learn how to do you remember what forward was?

Okay, those enter right what's up noise somebody's watching the show Jay stop watching the show I'm sorry. He's a fan. Enter key to start or stop walking. So enter is what on this? Return? Yeah. Okay. Oh you're in the middle, that's better. Wow! Nice! Oh there we go Nick. Wow! There we go, get hot Nick!

Get him Nick! Wow! Oh. Oh Always moving now critter. Oh, he's Nick. He's just killing for fun now. You only need that much real sicko. It's just Now nothing everything's gone once you kill everything everything's gone Kyle in the fucking corner. Oh Great job Nick so 10 Everything's gone. Kyle in the fucking corner. Oh, great job, Nick. So 10, 1061 pounds of meat. That is two large Slim Jims and a small guy. Actually makes sense in my head.

Yeah, yeah that is. Can I ask a quick question? What would, what would, oh Kyle you're good. Bebim if I had killed it. That would have been eight Slim G's. Yeah. Kyle's good. Kyle, you're good, you're good.

Oh good. Thank God though. Kyle probably enjoyed that. He's probably been reading a lot of literature on the benefits of that. What did he change going back in? What did he? Oh man.

Oh, man. Well done, Nick. Thank you. That was a rush. Did he go pantless? Oh, shorts. OK. Who's up?

Look how jacked he looks. Oh, we've got to get your Y. Oh, yeah, Kate's Y. You've got to find your Y. That's right. Kyle, Kate's why. You gotta find your why. That's right. Kyle, Kate got why. How was that? It's uncomfortable enough. But still somewhat tolerable.

It was a good punishment. Yeah. Okay. Take your time. What do I have to do? So we find out her good or bad. Right. Oh yeah. Good or bad. Why? Can't get why. Oh the why. Why. Why is the yellow. Okay. Yeah. And the artsy. We know not yet. Oh let's figure out. It's just the yellow game. And if you lose that's the punch. What was the second part of the yellow game. Just the same. We're

going to run it back the same way? So wait, so there's no good or bad? I guess I didn't determine a prize. I guess pride. Yeah, all right, all right, let's just play it. Let's just play it. No, no, let's play it. All right, we'll play.

I'll finally get those berries if I, you owe me berries. Berries? From about 80 shows ago. Oh my God, Kyle, you still haven't gotten your berries? No. You're gonna grocery shop. You're grocery shopping berries? I never got the request. Oh my god. How you seven kinder Barry? You're gonna grocery shopping grocery shopping Barry. I never got the request Wait a minute

Hold on just a goddamn minute all right loser a drop of fuck yep, okay, okay? Yeah, yeah, all right fuck So Kate you will be searching for yeah You can't go until Brandon gets his. OK. Can't be on the court. Fuck. Oh, wait. Oh.

L. L. OK. Familiar with that. Oh. M. Go. Go. Oh Am go go and they're off His Brandon has a little mop right there Mustard yes Screams straight mustard Who was them?

Brandon Stephen do the DraftKings ad read? Would you please we already did that one? Okay, so what I'm hit Joe Schmo small symptoms are better in the back You Joe Schmo yet the Joe Schmo show is a reimagined new reality comedy comedy series premiering January 21st at 9 p.m. Eastern on TBS hosted by five time Emmy Award nominee Kat Dilly The show within a show format takes aim at the absurdity of reality TV Cat Dealy. The show within a show format takes aim at the absurdity of reality TV by making an everyday guy named Ben

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Oh shit. Oh, what do we got? What do we got? I screamed at first yellow mini Mini says mini on the bag that's my own bag. What's yours? Sorry, it's a lid yellow lid out I think oh, I beat her those aren't those aren't referred to as minis Okay mini n's all right As many firsts I think it's good no mini Nilla

Nilla wait I beat her yeah, that's it would you say is the first word There I mean, that's it's a mini Nilla. They're on the bag We all know that's bullshit That's the it's on the label product name, so I think it can all right I think there's only way to one way to decide we just decided a million give me the mini Nilla's Don't just do it cuz it's me. I'm not if it Okay That's tan as they their way to side it

Right Kate come over here. Oh, I thought you were just going to eat the Nilla Wafers. I did, too. I thought I was just going to watch me. Hold these. Don't do anything with them. Hold them. Don't do anything with them.

Hold on, hold on. Hold these. Don't do anything with them. All right, you each have seven mini Nilla wafers. And the first one to complete all seven is the winner. Go! Oh, Brandon, you're... Oh man, Gade has gone to the drink way too early.

Show empty mouth. How's the density, Brandon? Describe the density. I'm so... Oh my god! Oh, knock your plink, oh idiot. Oh, I beat her! That's fair.

I beat her! That was crazy. You know it's always a milli... I beat her fair and square! Then why did you even accept to the eating competition? I beat her fair and square! Then why did you even accept to the eating competition? I beat her fair and square! Then why did you even accept to the eating competition? I beat her! I beat her! You know it's always a milli- I beat her fair and square! Then why did you even accept to the eating competition?

I didn't want to do it! I beat her fair and square! When you started the eating competition that was, we already ran out of time. That's gross. This drink is still this body- How'd you eat those so fast? Do you have any in your pockets? What's that?

I melted them with liquid. The best liquid in round. Body- You don't have any in your pockets. Show me. No. Check her pockets. Stand up. No.

Oh, uh-oh. No. She beat the fuck out of you, Brandon. She was eating them, not drinking them. She was taking blank pills. Plinko. Brandon, you could win a trip. Yeah, you could.

Yeah. Oh. Brandon's pretending like we don't always do tiebreakers with me mini-nil. Yeah, we've done it like under ten times But for guys, it's been on show that long times. I guess Well Brandon climbs the print plinko bore Let me finish telling you about the Joe Schmo show everyone except for Venice come together to pull off the most audacious ruse in TV history The social experiment is about the embracing the hilarity of the game plays over-the- top physical humor and action-packed moments to take pranks to a new height

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Dude. It's falling apart. Is he quiet quitting? I think he had loudly quit. Brandon, drop it from the black part. You gotta leave it. No. Quiet quitting? I think- Loudly quit. Brandon, drop it from the black part. You gotta leave it- No! Dude!

He won't- He can't get it. He won't- It's broken! Drop from the black part! I think it's broken! Drop from the black part! I did drop from the black part!

No, you did- You're dropping like halfway down every fucking time! You're not dropping from the black part at all! What does it matter? It matters because everyone you're dropping isn't- I'm gonna get out a little. How much album's gotta be in? When everyone drops from the black- The gap has developed. It's not a problem. black part at all it matters cuz everyone you're dropping is it how much I'm just gonna be when everyone drops in the black it's not a problem alright now go job in it way too low way too low low doesn't low with a slower

very obviously matters you fucking idiot ho it slower! No, you know what? You know what, Brandon? Fuck you! Fuck you! Keep doing what you're doing, it's working! Just hit one of the dump cake makers with that puck. No. Oh, fuck. Dude! Oh! I'm dropping it the same as everybody else dropped it!

Can't be. I'm not dude. I'm not fucking dude. I don't know, there might be something wrong with the- yeah. Something's wrong with the board. I hate when this happens on Plinko Day. There's nothing more embarrassing. There we go.

Try again now, Brandon. Alright. What if I drop three at one time and whichever one gets first is mine? No. But, are you willing to risk that? What if they all land? The whole accounts a How do we how do all of us do it and except for Brandon? T Here we go T See that's Jake

Tweet or tick tock or it's tick tock and something else where Jake go tweet of the Ray Allen Ray Allen tweet. Oh Tunnel tunnel tunnel. It was tunnel Yeah, tick tock tick tock or tunnel tunnel is bad tick tock is good or Tick Tock? Tick Tock or Tunnel? Tunnel is bad. Tick Tock is good. And the Tick Tock girls, you gotta do the Tick Tock out on the court so we can watch. Yeah, Tick Tock's good. Yeah, you go viral. Tunnel's bad. Tick Tock good? Yeah. All right. But for you, it might be the opposite. I'll just do the Tun tunnel. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Should have eaten a little faster. Beat her. Yeah, it's crazy. You still have two more

puck drops. I beat her fairly. Because that wasn't, that was a loss from, that was the loss from the. Spin before Brandon goes in the tunnel to see if he has the next puck drop because we're going to have to get him out for the puck drops. Trying to help you Brandon. Do you have a phone on on you? Good boy Pocket oh there you go So this will be your first puck drop if he gets tunnel again He kicks out his first tunnel and goes goes again, but after this he should go into the tunnel. Yeah Goes again, but after this he should go into the tunnel. Yeah

Why is he so cranky it's not like he just lost thousands of dollars to send millionaires on domestic flights You stink dude, what's Jacob's giving advice? Oh, he's giving the fuck. Oh, fuck. That's the mother of the fuck. OK? Give me the fucking gun. OK. I'm gonna do this.

I'm gonna do this. Like this? Higher. Yes. It doesn't, higher doesn't make sense. How is he so bad at this? Yeah. Losing his mind.

Oh my God. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Can you fix this? Uh, yeah. Pull it out a little more, right?

Give me five minutes. Five minutes? You don't have five minutes. Oh, it's a live show. No, it's got to stay dropping a heavier coin work oh no got a boat of them to buy himself a flight. And what's crazy, you still have one more puck drop left.

Alright, so which wheel would you like to do first? But if he's going to buy a flight, he's going to buy a flight. But I gotta go in the tunnel! After, after, after, after. And you have to, if you get the flight, you have to take the flight. You can't just say Milwaukee, you have to actually then

fly from Chicago to Milwaukee. Right. That fucks us. We're just going to have to go midway to O'Hare. I do the e-wheel first. E-wheel first? OK. What's the other one?

Your wheel? Yeah. Hunting or $100? You could have Slim Jims in the tunnel. OK. A trip. All right. Yeah. Hunting or a hundred bucks? Yeah, you could have Slim Jims in the tunnel. Okay! A trip! Alright, where do you want to go? It's gotta be closer than Denver.

Can I map up? I guess I want to go to... Could you go home? Oh, you could. Oh, I guess I want to. I guess I want to go to Charlotte. Oh, what? I don't know. It's just the biggest city I saw. That works. Charlotte.

That's no. Can I just go home? Yeah, I want to go home. Can I just go home? Yeah. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. Fly me home. How is he doing that? Hey, he's nailing it. Home, right there.

No, it's right above the... Two notches above the second P. Two notches above the second P. Six hundred and fifty-six miles. All right. Done. All right. And now I go hunt.

And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you gotta see the view. And now you got to see if you got a hunt or you get you could get a hundred dollars, okay? All right, or fart or fart or the show ends forever. Yeah

We need proof that you bought these tickets all right all these all by one way We need proof that you bought these tickets. All right. Oh, these I'll buy. One way. All right. All right. This was your idea. Yeah, the whole thing?

No, the E. I beat her. I beat her into the studio. OK, but I'm saying that you didn't really get anything that came from that. Nick, have you eaten all your food? I got the tunnel. Oh, you did? I got you didn't really get anything that came from that. Nick, have you eaten all your stuff? Yeah. Oh, you did. I got to do this. So what? That's a break. Yellow. So it's all right. I need the second wheel. Okay.

Oh Alright, I don't have it on me. I'll Venmo you right now My wallets upstairs alright now go to the tunnel that's money anyway Probably is my alright, so hundred bucks. I gotta go the tunnel yep Not bad Not bad, and you got a flight home, dude. We still have one more to go Yeah, we'll pull you out when your name comes up again. You want to spin it just in case I? Hope he gets it right now Oh Oh

So all right Nick is your last one Hey, she haven't gone. I'm not gone yet. I feel left out What's up guys don't don't take which eight there's no there's really no need for that at all No You get to get antique get antiques the exact opposite actually or you get a Applause applause yeah every time Nick makes a joke we all clap for him Say well done Nick okay Yeah, so easy It's gonna walk.

Nope, nope, he's just gonna sit. Alright. This is great. I'm enjoying this. I'm enjoying the hell out of this. It's a good one. Alright, find out if I'm getting anti eat It's pretty good, that's some good shit right there

Good oh there you go, so what do you say about that? Nick? I like it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Good shit. Okay. Who's up? I would love to release like a wild animal in there with him yeah a cougar Yeah, that's some Viva La Dan shit. Yeah, release a snake in there with them. I Wish do we have a snake? Maybe we should buy a remote control snake. Yeah, I wish we had a snake Hmm okay, who's up next? Can you just put him in the lower part of the screen? All right, Mal. I'll set up there. Is this your second drop?

The second drop. You think you off the wheel? Yeah. Good job. Oh Whoa, oh might get a trip Brandon could have picked something super close to limit his expenses moving forward. Yeah But he would have had to take the flight and that would have been annoying So it's cool if I get this flight it's closer than Mississippi. Yeah, yep, how are 56 miles? Okay? Oh Blimey English accent for the rest of the show there's bad teeth in there you gotta put on it too

All right, who's up next I love this tunnel cam Time has to be going so slow I like this. Hey, get back up there. Right now? Are we still doing it? Do I just drop the puck? And then where it lands, that's my letter?

This is Chase's second, correct? Yes, this is Chase's second. Buddy, some effort. You didn't even take it out of the net. The net is for your head? What? The net's just to keep it in place. Good point, Nick. Yeah.

Well done, Nick. That's so stupid. I really like this. That's so dumb. We do have an opportunity to put Brandon in the tunnel with anybody right now. What do you mean? People are saying just have Mincy go into the tunnel. Oh yeah. Good one, Jay.

Can I pick that up? No! No, absolutely not! Oh, shit. Go to the other side of the board, Jay. Are they like, you? Oh no! Oh, this could be tunnel! Tunnel!

Oh, Brandon would be pissed! Do we add him? No, Brandon gets to go out, but... Malisek, what's the rule on the tunnel? No, Malisek what's yeah, what's the role? What's the rule? What's the switch? What was that? Yes? Yeah You're supposed to switch. Yeah, okay All British people do look like that. That's crazy. Ooh.

All right, Chase. In tunnel and definitely. Yeah. And that's question. Brand's going to be pumped. Oh, he's gonna be so so early. Afraid. Let's get his reaction.

Yeah, this is gonna be great. No idea. Yeah. Hope Jay forgets the door reaction. Yeah, this is gonna be great No idea yeah, I hope Jay forgets the door locks Yeah, what man it come here come here? Yeah, that'll work Well, there's no way you'll forget try we just wanted to I hope he's chafe forgets the door locks we want them both in there Let's see We just wanted to make sure that Che forgets the door locks. We want them both in there. Wait, let's see. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't open the door! Don't open the door! Do not open the door! You're wearing black pants. Wait, he doesn't know the rules! Aww. Wait he doesn't know the rules! Che could probably tell him. What's Che doing? For a guy who asks all the rules, Che doesn't even know the rules. I was really in a pleasant space.

Oh man. This is hell. Oh man. Oh This is hell oh man, oh He's gonna start working out is it I'm supposed to be losing weight better than myself. What are you doing with me? No! Oh, this is pure hell. Oh, this is pure hell! This is so fucking good! I don't have time to say this on the phone. I wouldn't kill myself. Oh my god!

This is hell. Oh my god That poor man. He's sitting there with J-squats and groans in his face. Is that the Brazilian place? Question. With the missus or everybody? Question. Oh Man the best possible thing it could have been better malice like how many times have you went? He's done it to it too. Yeah. What? I go and twash.

You're pretty good. That was good. Oh, man. Oh, KB. Your last one. Mr. Ice. Jake, what do you think of that one? I think it lands on the chain.

Still squatting. Still asking questions, I'm sure. KB slammed on his head a year ago and turned him into an unstoppable force. Yeah, oh, no. he hasn't stopped since then. Yeah, we made the most special Che ever. A weapon. He is. A wheel. Hopefully it's not Mr. Ice.

I think Kyle would rather do that than have a Reese's cup in his body. Calorically delicious. I really don't want ice again. He's made him want to leave. He's still squatting. So if you're going to all the game Brazilian steakhouse. The acoustics are so fun. You got to draw one at some point. Oh What is climb again five minutes on their master yeah We don't have one today It wasn't on the prep sheet. We do have one. Shay fucked up the prep sheet?

Wanker. No, I don't have it. But Reese's are incredible. The best. I think you should take the teeth out, Malisek. They're very hard to use. I want to hear your full chest British accent. They're quite dirty.

I'm going to go with the British accent use I want to hear your full chest British accent the quad dirty Look like Bonnie blue's min Still smiling this is a horror movie The first time ever One race. That's a race? That's a pure race? This is torture. Oh my God. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. What a race. He's trying to get out. Yeah. Chase shut you guys in there. I know. Alright, let's spin it again.

Is he gonna sprint in? Wait, is he gonna run? Please run. Please. Yes, yes he is. He moves a lot. He's doing fast moves. What a knob. What was that?

What's he doing? Oh, here we go. We just leave it on this. He really is the best. I was thinking about that the other day. Like you guys would all agree, like, this show, I love this show so much and it is the best with everyone, but like, Che is the glue guy. Oh my god. If we didn't have Che, like, we wouldn't know what to do. He's the lungs and the blood. I'm gonna get close, I'm turning my feet. No, Chan, I can't. Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! You turn your feet like this. I can't even get close.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! It's not the coolest, most scary, but it's expensive. What? Stretch labs? No. Have you heard about this? No. It's like,

because I never stretched really well growing up, but I went to a free trial. One was a Christmas break in like 30 minutes or so. Brandon is a hell, oh my God. So it's right for you to do a stretch at your table, and they just give you like the best stretches for like legs and a little bit shoulders. I felt better after that.

And I think I've recovered fine. He says nothing. I'm like, I'm gonna stretch for once a week. Yeah. But it's like hour and a half, 50 minute sessions. But it feels awesome. Oh, this is hell. Oh, spin it again.

Keep it in the lower. Oh, man. The only way Brandon gets out is if he gets... Damn, I feel... Kate. Not one time. It's Kate's last. Oh, God.

I'm laughing so hard. That has to be a regular thing yeah, all right Kate oh oh no We'll we'll this is us Kate's Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh Get him! Mrs. Ice! Sorry, Jake, what'd you say? Get him! Alright, Mrs. Ice. Mrs. Ice!

You guys know how cold I am all the time. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I actually think, you know what? Cause Kate is so cold. No. Let her go in for seven minutes, no wet. Nah, actually she should go in. You'll be fine. Have you guys bonded? You and Liam? You ever been in a freezer with blood? Yeah. No. Oh, this will be fun. Build something.

I do just wet hair seven minutes. That was our nightmare. We check in on the boys. That's tough. That is tough. Everything's funny. How is he a real person? How is he a real person? He's having a he's having fun.

He's having so much fun. So close. Oh, my god. Oh my god. How long do you think they would stay? Are they really going to come get us? Yeah, we just end the show, leave them in there? Yeah, like, when would they? They don't have their phones at

all so they don't know what time it is, how long it's been. Alright so it's Brandon and Titus left on the wheel so Brandon does get it he'll we'll get him out. Titus has to go twice. You have to go twice. Titus you know how this is gonna end up you're gonna get antiqued. I'm going to get antiqued yeah I brought the flower. I'm fine with fine all right so I'll go get Brandon yeah well you just said on camera yeah you just said it on camera. Yeah, you just said it on camera.

We weren't gonna say that. That's OK. Nobody heard that. It'll remain a mystery what we will be for the case race. Yeah. He was like, I was worried it was going to get out. You're saying it. Right.

That's so true. Thank you. Good job, man. Good job. Good job, dude. You know what you chasing fucking chase? Huh? You're supposed to be the one.

He's sad. Oh, this is sad, dude. Oh. Now chasing hell. He's got no one to... Oh, man. Oh, he doesn't know what to do. Aw.

Oh, man. Jay was supposed to let you out and he just didn't. Am I going here? Yeah. You got one more puck. You gotta untouch. Untouch. Untouch. That one doesn't... If that falls you go back. Untouch. You gotta untouch.

You have to untouch. If that falls you gotta untouch. You have to untouch. If that falls, you gotta go back. That one doesn't count. You better hope that stays. Oh my God. Once again. It's bad though, cause nobody's in there to tell them what to stop doing squats.

Yeah. squall yeah oh come on Brandon socks malice act mouse I scheduled the English accent it's not very good you almost had to buy another flight Brandon double Double wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel.

Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel.

Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel. Single wheel Kate's doing Mrs. Ice. How was she at? How was the tunnel? We started doing air squats. We watched the whole time. What are you doing? He just wants to talk. All my clothes have been used. Where'd you put my clothes? They're hanging on the

rod. Oh, thank you. used where'd you put my clothes hanging on the rod Brandon this English is good yeah what the hell yeah have you ever seen the Yeah, look at Cade in the shower! It's so... What is he doing? What is he doing? What's that exercise? What's that exercise? Oh, he's... Oh, my god. I could watch this forever. He's envisioning all the sports you could do in this tunnel.

You can bowl in this tunnel, you can ice-scoop a bowl. Ice? Euro-stab? I don't think he knows we're watching him. What if he just started sobbing? Brandon, did you assume we were just watching you the whole time? Alright, I assumed but I didn't know when. Yeah, he did fuck you though. The rule of the tunnel is he comes in, you go out. He just walked in and let the door close behind him.

Right, and he was like, I'm here with you. He knew that rule. He actually came in and said, what's up pal oh what's a partner like matter himself that's not I think you could be out back there for three days and be fine yeah oh euro step left right oh man this is such a chaotic day. I love it. We have to do once a month. A tunnel has to be. I like the things we have here. Oh, no. Here we go.

Oh, she has to be. You know, I feel bad. Oh, I don't. All right, Kate, three seconds. It's been three seconds. Her body temperature may never get back to normal. She's fucked All right Titus or no Brandon's doing the wheel Yeah, and then I go right back to the tunnel good big no no no no tunnels not on that middle

Yeah, it's the it's Reese's. Oh groin Mr.. I yeah, do we all get a throw? I guess that'll be a question for che. Yeah Climb, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, groin, You got one? You got one, Ty? All right, Titus. Lucky dog. Double-planko, Titus. Made $100, tripped home, and a Reese's Cup. I wish I could bet on Titus getting antique, because it's all leading up to that. It's all leading up to that.

We all need to see it, right? But also, if it doesn't happen today, it will happen eventually. What is antique again? Throw a flower in their face. Throw the flower, okay. Right, so... Is she trying to stay warm? It's not that cold.

Ooh! Oh! Oh, no! Oh no. Oh fuck. Oh she's bad. Oh fuck. That's a wheel and an A. Which one would you like to do first? That's only one puck? No that counts as one turn. Which one would you like to do first?

Do the wheel. Wheel. That's only one clock no that counts. Yeah, that's how it counts is one turn which one would you like to you first? Wheel That's what I'm worried about Mr.. Ice's diabolical Yeah, I don't feel oh, we're good Don't feel like we're good. We're good go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go you Okay, oh sweet yeah, I'll go Fellas if you don't mind yeah, I'm gonna go climb some stairs. Yeah What's Kate's time at You want to do the other pocket he last oh yeah, you want to do the other puck now? Or, what? What? You want him to do the other puck? Okay. Is he last?

Oh yeah, you wanna do the other puck? You might as well. Is he the last one? I forgot. He's last. I feel like there's a second. Wow, that time is going slow as hell. Yeah.

Three minutes. Oh, down right there. What? Three minutes? Oh my God. Oh, is Jay bored? No chance. There's a lot of goodies up towards the camera. He'll find him. Yep, he's found him. He spoiled their case race costumes. Were you in here for that big cat? Wheel again. Shit. So we're climbing. Hey, Titus is back!

Bang on, bang on. What is she doing? He's got a sword? He's got a weapon. I was really hoping somebody would get in. I didn't get my letter landed in. Oh really? Not at all.

No ham. No ham or hunt ham. No ham at all. All right TJ, spin my wheel. Bernie, want this ham? And then I'll go climb the stairs. I wanted it but let's just put it in the fridge and we'll ham it next time.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh God., God. A big target. Big target. Okay. So we need a cornhole board. It's not there. It's a nut ball. Cornhole board over your nuts.

Everybody shoots twice. Oh, yeah. So why don't you climb first? Everybody shoots twice? Yeah. Yeah, get it nice and fucking through before us. Get it loose. Hey, done it.

Kate's probably done, right? I think. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. Yeah, get it nice and fucking through. Get loose. Hey, done it! Kate's probably done, right? I think.

Oh, we forgot about that time. 30 seconds, Kate. 30 seconds to her house! 20 seconds. Oh, she's really going. That's got gotta help. We see a che. Like going on a lot of corners of this office covered right now.

Yeah. What's he looking at? Ah, time time. I'm back. I'm going to change. Should I get Che or? No, he's still the end of the show. Let's yeah, it's still the end of the show.

Why don't we spin our regular wheel while Titus climbs. And we'll do all the activities. And then we'll end with nut shot and we'll let Che out. Okay. Well Che gets a couple of nut shots, right? He gets a couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. I don't know that he's climbing fast enough.

How was it, Kate? All right, we're dry. Blotman, can you tell Jacob we'll move the Plinko board so that we can get the nut shots set up? That was a... Plinko was a resounding success. Unbelievable. This was incredible.

Such a fun episode. Kate, how was your experience? It was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Still sucked. Look at Che still go. This is insane. He's a beast. He doesn't need anything for entertainment.

Plinko's over for the day. We're going to do Titus Nutshot to end the show. With a cornhole board. Yeah, we need the cornhole board where that is. Somebody help him. God, Plinko has changed our lives. Yeah. For the better. Shout out to Jacob for doing the Plinko board.

Big shout out. Way to go, Jacob. Way to go, Yeah. For the better. Shout out to Jacob for doing the plank. Big shout out. Way to go Jacob. Way to go Jacob. Thanks guys. There goes McCarthy being useless as always. Max come here. We've already spun the wheel. We've already spun the wheel. Yeah we did. No he's not. He's walking with you. Max is nervous as fuck about the KS race. He keeps being like, I'm going to be, I'm going to make a fool of myself. I'm so nervous. Well, he is, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's the point. That's hope.

Yeah. Everyone. He's golfing now. He's on the Eighth Fairway. The man could just do this forever. Yeah, he can enter, he doesn't need to. It's insane. I had to get myself into a place of just do this forever. Yeah, he can enter. He doesn't. It's insane. I had to get myself into a place of just quiet solitude.

He just wants to do activity. Yeah, I think if he was the last man on the earth, he'd just be okay. He'd be fine. Yeah. Oh, is he making it a dick? Is he going to make it his dick? Nope. Oh no, he's just turning the golf club inside out

He's looking where the ball is. Really stared that one down. Oh my god He's really putting some care into the swing Titus up the speed a little bit. Do we have a timer on Titus? You gotta do five minutes. How long, how long do we tell him? Who's what? Timer's on the machine.

Who's wants this? No, I know the timer's on the machine, but how long did we say he had to do it? Chase said five minutes. Okay. Titus, you got the timer on the machine? All right. That five minutes did feel crazy slow.

It felt slow to us too. Yeah, it really did. We remarked on it. We did remark, didn't we? We did. Well, I did. He's getting into a toy. What is he doing, brother? Uh-oh. What's he about to... What's he doing, brother? Uh oh, what's he about to... what's he doing?

Blue bowl? Is he... What? Oh, that's his bowl! That's his bowl that he's at when he's stolen! He found his salad bowl! He found his salad bowl! What was it doing under the tunnel?

The tunnel took his bowl! That's the bowl he's been looking for for a year! He was accusing us of stealing it. And he's over it. So this again, this worked out for him because he found something he's been wanting back for quite some time. This bowl. It's a route.

Yeah, it's trying a little... Oh! Wow! Double move! Oh! He caught it! This fucking guy. I think we're learning what he was like as a child. This is what he's like as an adult. Yeah, I think he still is a child. He's coming back. Is he going, is he gonna wrap this up?

No, he's just saltering now. Might be getting sad. Why's he saltering? Hmm. Okay. TJ, are the lights motion activated? Yes. Ah.

Oh, well has he? Oh. Back to the bowl. Alright, Titus is done. We can get Che out. I'll get him. What's Che going to say? Like that was pretty fun?

Yeah. That wasn't bad. No, it was nice to get away from my phone. Brandon's butt's all dusted. It's like one of Augusta. How was that Titus? Little jeans on the stepper action. Covering my legs because I haven't shaved in a long time.

Huh? It's my salad bowl, so I stole it about a year ago. Wait. What was it doing? Mystery solved. But not really. Yeah. Kyle, Che found his salad bowl in there that he's been missing for a year.

Remember, he's bitching about somebody stealing his salad bowl? Like his full salad bowl? Yeah, the salad bowl, yeah. He's actively looking for it? He said somebody stole it a year ago. Salad Bowl like his full salad bowl. Yeah, the salad bowl. Yeah, and he's Actively looking for he said somebody stole it a year ago. He had a moment of revelation where he showed it to us It's gonna be the first thing you tell that type of Che come here. What is that sit down? What happened? This is my salad bowl. This has been stolen from this office like almost a year ago. No, it was back there. Well yeah.

It was stolen and put in the tunnel. Your salad bowl was in the tunnel? This was in the tunnel. This had been gone for a year? Eight or nine months. Long time. Mystery solved. I would bring the salad in and I'd put it in this and everybody would comment, well it's a big bowl. Blah blah blah. How did you find it? What would they say? It was just at the end of the tunnel.

What would they say? What was your reaction when you saw the tunnel? Shocked. Did you say anything? I saw it and I was like, that looks like my fucking bowl. And I looked underneath and this is the color it was. Kyle, we have the reaction. TJ can get you the reaction.

Yeah. So you think somebody stole it and put it in the tunnel before we even knew it on a loss I mean, so I would wash it every day and then I put on top of my locker You have a locker. Yeah, well, yeah, he has a locker. Well, you have a locker here. What else is it? Yeah, we have we they're like they're just for decoration, but he's using it as a locker a couple people do but yeah I don't know yet. I don't locker. Look at this.

Look at this. There it is. Wait, so you didn't say anything out loud? No. Did you guys know what he was doing? Nick said right away, he was like, that's a salad bowl. Yeah. I remember you being like, somebody stole my salad bowl.

Yeah. Good point, Nick. All right. Well, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's crazy. All right. Well, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

That's crazy. All right, where's Titus? He's already out there, all right? Oh. Oh. So we'll go around and around. Yeah, what do we each get? Two bags.

Two sauces, yeah. All right, go ahead. I'll go first. All right. Wow, she volunteered for. Direct shot is what we're looking for here. All right, he's covering his eyes. He's choosing that. That's better. Yeah. volunteer for direct shot is what we're looking for here. He's covering his eyes. He's choosing that.

That's better. Yeah, you know. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, salad bowl down. Yeah, nobody's gonna take it. Jake, what'd you think about that? Pretty funny. The key is to go higher and less... Oh, he's looking at Che. Che, don't. Take the cup. Don't. It's our command, that's this. Come on, Steven. Come on Stephen!

Come on! Close though. What? What? What salad bowl? I thought you had it. You lost that like eight months ago You'll never find it

Give up Steven Let's get those balls I'm swimming huh Oh resting on a direct Oh Watch that's clutch shooting right there. Oh that not ended over. It's over. I'm gonna be a walk-off that's a walk-off that that sucks that was a direct shot creative Frank blocked it that was the first one I Understand Yeah, that was nothing but net nothing but net Fuck that's brutal

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