The Yak - Reacting to Steven Cheah's Laugh Factory Debut | The Yak 7-26-24

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

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looking good as fuck late entrance yes you were sitting down before the show started but then i think you realize you're in a good fit so you left left so you could walk in. Yes. No, no. It is a nice shirt, yeah. No, this is a fucking York peppermint patty ass fit. Wait, hold on. Let me figure out why you said that. It's a Fig Newton ass fit. Just like an

old dude fit. It's a little like Ryan Phillippe. Wow, he's soft. It is a Phillippe fit. Alright. Are Fig Newtons, are Fig Newtons old people, but are peppermint patty old people? I guess they are too Sure, old people Well, that's the basic old person candy I think number one old person candy is necco wafer

Necco wafer? I don't even know what that is You don't know necco wafer? I don't know what a necco wafer is Am I a victim of my own small bubble? People know that. People know that. Trevor, you know Necco. Wafers?

Like the little soft, flaky little cookie things? No, no, no. That's Nilla wafers. Those. I've never seen that in my life. Y'all never seen Necco wafer? Never seen that in my life. Maybe the worst Halloween candy.

Eddie, you're a fat guy. You've seen it? So, fun fact about these. You do a snack show. Yeah, so fun fact about these. People used to throw them in the toll booth because they used to mimic quarters. Wow. Really?

Fun fact. That is a. Yeah. I'm tired of people saying fun fact and they're not fun fact. That was fun. That was kind of fun. Very. Yeah.

That was a good fun fact. I'm going to pass it off as my own. Are you going to say fun fact before you say it? I don't. You've never said fun fact. I don't think I've ever given a fun fact. Most of my facts aren't fun uh, yes. You've never said fun fact. I don't think I've ever given a fun fact. Most of my facts are, aren't fun.

The opposite. Depressing facts. I think a lot of my facts are toids. They're just factoids. But factoids means they're not true, right? What separates a factoid and a fact? I thought that was just a fact. I thought a factoid was an anecdote about a fact. I don't know if factoids are real.

Factoids. A factoid is like a bar of peanuts. It's like a tasty little. That's an altoid. Oh. Yeah. Classic Kate. Yeah.

Titus, you look good today. Yeah, you know, I've been working on it. Trying to get a new book in the mail. And that's comedy. It's not really Titus. Kate, you brought your baby in. I did. Yeah, why?

You can't afford daycare anymore? No, ran out of money. Cool. Yeah, time's tough. Beav is down in North Carolina. He was there, same spot as Mook. No way. My toddler for the week.

Well, he was in South Carolina. Yeah, Myrtle Beach is South Carolina. Myrtle Beach. Classic Kate. Wait, you have a drawl. Where are you from? From Cameron, North Carolina. Cameron, North Carolina. Brandon Kate. Wait, you have a drawl. Where are you from? From Cameron, North Carolina. Cameron, North Carolina.

Brandon, is that South? You consider that the South? That's the South. I mean, listen to him talk. That's the South. Well, anybody could put that on. The arena? What are you talking about over there?

Cameron Indoor Arena. Oh, okay. You were born there, bro? Yeah, at the Duke Stadium. But is that for real? Is that like West? Cameron, North Carolina? That's Dead Center.

Okay. Yeah, right near Pinehurst. Is that where the... Oh? Is that like West? Cameron, North Carolina. That's Dead Center. Okay. Yeah, right near Pinehurst. Is that where the... Oh. Is that where... Are the Hardy boys from there for real? 100%. Yeah.

They are. Yeah. I was a next-door neighbor. Yep. Really? Yeah. That's not true. 100%.

Yeah. Like next door, next door? Next door, next door. Like looking for women. My father started a company called Omega Wrestling with Matt Hardy. So he came to every one of my birthday parties until i was like nine years old that would be the coolest birthday party yeah i'm 30 years old but you're still a lot younger than he is right he's matt hardy's got to be in his what 50s now yeah he's

close to 50 now i think yeah old ass dude that would be a fun birthday yeah if you were like nine in the 90s and the hardy boys and the hardy boys showed up that's pretty yeah my third great birthday uh matt hardy and lita came over oh she was wearing uh these zebra pants yeah i think that was the first night we all did it yeah we had dansbury treasures uh huh documentary those guys that the mob won the dansbury treasure oh yeah no i haven't seen that. They would have like the rock at their birthday. It's like there could be nothing better probably when you're a kid. Good for street cred. So did you talk about how

you were and are a professional wrestler? No, not yet. The show just started, Kyle. Okay. You grew up next to the Hardy Brothers. Yep, yep, yep. And then you became them. Yeah, exactly. Was it because of them?

100%, yeah. So my father was also a wrestler. He wrestled with them. Unfortunately, he had me, and he could not follow that career. He also got injured. That was a big fact of it as well. So I grew up in the wrestling ring, you know, kind of flying around as a little toddler. So I see these guys, and we were very poor.

So I see these guys coming by and yeah, exactly. Kate, get her out of here. Jesus, Kate. We're on a roll. All the people I thought I was going to fight today. It wasn't going to be you. Bring it on. And I would see these guys come by in the Corvettes and Cadillacs and stuff.

And I was like, I have to do this. Like, there's no other way that I'm gonna do anything else with this and uh i just stuck my nose to it and did it and uh followed that dream and made it to wbe and then got fired wow that's beautiful that's the dream yeah now what percent of professional wrestlers grew up very poor it's gotta be a ton i would say probably like 96%. Yeah, because you have it on TV and then you just practice. You're probably in a house with not much furniture.

Right, right. There's nothing valuable to break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wrestled my couch cushions. I would do something different. I wrestled the fuck out of my couch cushions and I was also very poor but the 96% the 4%

that aren't very poor are just sons and daughters of professional wrestlers yeah probably so yeah the Randy Orton's of the world yeah and is that why a lot of heels play a character of a rich person because the people that watch wrestling hate rich people right he played the character of a rich person yeah yeah and but he

stole it from Dave Portnoy. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. So, like I said, very poor. So, when I got to WB and started actually getting money and could invest and stuff, Penn went live on the stock market with Barstool. And I was like, well, this seems like a great opportunity to get in on something fresh and watch it grow.

So, Penn was the first ever stock I bought. And that was about six or so months before the whole gamestop amc thing happened uh so then i saw that happening and i was like i'm tired of missing out i'm just gonna put a bunch of money into this and it worked uh wow yeah so uh cool congrats. Yeah. Like is that why you're not bummed about being fired? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Yeah.

When you say, when you say worked, yeah. Like I would say like a thousand bucks worked. Right. Uh, but also millions would be working. Yeah.

So, uh, for instance, it was a July 4th. Uh, me and my buddies were like just scrolling through the, uh, crypto thing.

And, uh, we saw Dogecoin. And we were like, holy shit, this is hilarious. This coin's called Dogecoin. Like it has to make money, right? So I put like $150 into it when it was at like.00008. Yeah. And then when it reached like 70-something cent, that that $150 was like 90 grand or something like that. Oh, wow.

Cool. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. That's nothing like that's ever. That's what I mean by it worked. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, like a very high percentage. You regret being mean now, Kate?

Beef did the opposite. He lost a lot of money. That could that could happen too cool to hear it works out for people though that's sick eddie i heard uh i heard you fucking crushed it last night yeah let's talk of that that's uh i heard that i was there yeah and i saw and it's true yeah natural up there you were the there was not even a a warble in your voice. Well, thanks. I felt good about my material. It went up there, and I was like, hey, if I do good, I want to do good. It's great if I do bad.

I don't really do this. You were the first one up there, too. Yeah, but I kind of wanted that because I want to pay attention to sets after. All you're doing is thinking about your set if you don't go first. So you let it off. Went smoothly. Joke heavy or more story based? What would you say, Nick?

Yours? Yeah. It was a really nice mix. Okay. Did you guys all three go up at once and then split into individuals? No, I just went up at once. Okay. And then Chief went? White Sox Dave went.

And how did that go? Steve, what was that little sound? Yeah, Steve made a sound. Steve, you go. White Sox Dave was horrible. Whoa! I mean, you blew the first one in a minute, but as someone who is a White Sox Dave fan

and I enjoy his work, I laughed harder at him bombing than if he would have crushed it. So I personally loved it. Steve, I don't know if he'd be the first to admit that. God know he would. He never admits anything. Was it that obvious of a wrong head? He got off stage

and he was like, I can't wait to do that again. He got off stage I heard him whisper to Chief, he goes, pizza scam, how'd I do and I think uh I think he asked chief chief's like what's he mean by pizza like one to ten that's what one yeah true fair he said that and then I don't think chief gave him an answer then he asked our producer Lance and he's like I'd say like a five. Oh damn I thought it'd be higher. So he was shocked

and a five. He said it was the most nervous he's ever been in his life. Yeah. He said he had to get near black out drunk. Let's get should we get Chief down here? I want to hear. Is Dave not here? Dave's here. He's here. Let's get them both down here. Why not? We got two chairs

and then we got to talk about Shay, too. Of course. Dave was slugging the liquor drinks. Before, obviously. Before, oh yeah. It was contentious. Could you tell on stage that liquor drinks had been slugged? Yeah.

He went through the entire lyric sheet of tub thumping. Okay. Yeah. So you guys did a pre-comedy show argument what well he at the beginning they were arguing you but yeah you were there for the argument i am just so you i i've never not been around dave when he's arguing so i just don't know what's special what was the argument he bader came in here we made a whole plan and Dave's like yeah I want to be the one who brings people upstage and off the stage and we're like all right fine go for it Dave no problem and then it comes to the day like we're we're an hour out like

an hour before and Dave's like I'm not fucking doing that I never and we're like dude you said you wanted to do this and he was defiant that he never said. And we're like, dude, you said you wanted to do this. And he was defiant that he never said that. And we're like, dude, yes, you did. But like, I don't. And then. He'll deny even if there's video proof. So it doesn't. Yes, exactly.

And then I saw Nick get a little. I was like, this is a disaster. You know, when like you realize you're in a dead relationship, when there's an argument, you're just like, it's not worth it. I'm not fighting back anymore. I'm like that with Dave. It's just it's not worth it. I'm not fighting back anymore. I'm like that with Dave. It's just not worth fighting. I don't know how...

Hey, Dave. Have a seat. Pizza scale. How do you think you did? 5.8. 5.8? Unforgettable. I would say 6.

Okay. Che said awful. Horrible. Put your headphonesgettable. I would say six. Okay. Che said awful. Horrible. Put your headphones on. Did he say horrible or awful? Terrible or awful. Terrible, horrible, or awful.

What did you say, Che? Dave bombed, but I thought it was very funny. Che, what did you say? I said Dave was awful, and I stand by that from a comedy-telling perspective. But as I said, as a fan of White Sox Dave and I enjoy his content, to me, that was funnier than if he killed it. I'm sure that means a lot, Dave.

Chief? It doesn't mean anything. You did well. But I thought Chief did well too. I thought Dave did well too. Well, that kind of waters it down a little bit. You don't think Dave did well? I think they all did well too i thought uh dave did well too well i thought anyway that kind of waters it down a little bit you don't think dave you can't think they all did well i thought the biggest hurdle is not sounding nervous up there and nobody was oh i was nervous i don't think you sounded nervous sound nervous no no and i think that's the biggest hurt for me i still my voice still trembles when i'm up there i'm a little shocked mine didn't i it was the most nervous I've ever been for anything in my life.

I heard your brain locked up. They said you kept resetting things every 30 seconds. Probably. Who said that? Some people in the audience. They? Some people in the audience. I didn't say that. Why didn't you show up? Everybody else did. Oh, I just didn't want to come.

Fair enough. That's very fair. I'm glad you weren't there. I didn't want anybody from the office there. I know. As soon as people started piling in, I'm like, fuck. You didn't want to come fair enough that's very fair i'm glad you weren't there i didn't want anybody from the office there i oh i as soon as people started piling down you didn't you didn't come when i did it that's true yeah so um my whole goal was to not get clipped and i think i survived clip we have no clips no like no i mean there's clips but like a clip that'll live on forever you're talking you don't want a gum incident oh yeah yeah yeah how was the audience though like you're like saying he bombed or whatever but did the audience also because most of them know who he is were they also loving it because they know who he is i would say right it wasn't it wasn't quiet to me i thought yeah like obviously i've never done that before

i hate public speaking in that kind of setting and i was a nervous wreck yeah but i so i thought that considering our fan base they love to bust balls that they wouldn't be for good but they like i don't know they laughed good they were like they supported yeah they handled me with kids gloves people were nice afterwards yeah so pizza scale like michael richards to richard prior you give yourself five eight lance said five three lance said five three yeah i think that's what he said last night because i pulled him aside i'm like off the record what did you think like how pizza scale he's like five five three i'm like perfect no one remembers a five three you had like pages in your notes app. Yeah. I went blind up there. You went rogue.

I went blind up there, yeah. So all that preparation, and then you didn't use it. Nothing. I didn't use the shower. I was reciting. I was in the shower for, like, 20 minutes just going over it before I called the Uber over there and everything. Yeah. And as soon as I got up there, obviously, it.

All went out the window? All went out the window. You think it was the booze? Who asked that? It doesn't matter do you think it was the booze who asked that doesn't matter um no it was the nerves it did sound like it came from over here yeah i thought it was right here that was it was me the same person who asked all the other questions it sounded like it came from that that's trevor don't worry about trevor i'm not um what's up trevor nice to meet you guys it was more nerves than booze but the booze definitely played a part

What made the night for me is we were all out to dinner before and we were kind of discussing as Eddie mentioned like the order and kind of how things would go and Dave was like yeah I'm going to do five minutes and we kind of talked about brief things like oh you know

what are you going to any jokes you're going to tell? He said well I got a couple jokes. He's like but if it doesn't go well I are you going to, any jokes you're going to tell? He said, well, I got a couple jokes. He's like, but if it doesn't go well, I'm just going to start asking the crowd about the White Sox. And so in the crowd, I know his game plan. And he tells the first joke, it doesn't really land. And then he just immediately asks me out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, White Sox fans in here. There was a guy right there with the Sox hat. I'm like, you talk about the White Sox right now. My favorite part was the Clifty Martino part. Yeah, I'm like, Cl, talk about the white socks right now. My favorite part was the Cliff DeMartino part. Yeah, I'm like, Cliff DeMartino's here. He's like, and then that was it. Yeah, that's it.

But then in between another joke, you said, Nick Terrane's here, and then there was nothing else after that. Well, I was trying to get like, yeah. You were doing roll call. I was trying to get some. Present. Trying to get some people to like, ooh. But you looked in the front, and you were like, where's Cliff DeMartino?

And then he was way in the back. You're like,'re like all right well i heard that he's usually front and center there how many people were there 200 yeah all right so the only people that know who cliff de martino is are probably the people i highly doubt that i'm sure they see cliff do you think the general public i would be i cliff de mart? I think that some of them definitely see him on Twitter. I don't know that that's going to play in a comedy room. Cliff DeMartino? But it is a Barstool-centered comedy. Super inside, though.

Cliff DeMartino is a deep cut, for sure. Yeah. No shit, I wasn't going to be good up there. Like, of course. I didn't call you terrible. No, yeah. Steve and Che almost delighted in calling you terrible. He did.

Well, because Cliff DeMartino has been gargling on Che on Twitter. Has he? Yeah. Che, did you see the tweet? I saw one. Yeah, Cliff's always

very positive. Yeah. Yeah, I thought Che was very good. Che was very good. I don't like to give Che compliments. No, no. I hate to give any compliments to anybody ever, but Ed was fantastic.

I thought your stage presence, you looked like you had done that for years. I'm not even kidding. It was so impressive. I was sincerely impressed with just how you moved up stage. This is like getting a compliment from my dad for the first time. This sounds weird. No, but that's how you know it's sincere. I know. I'm trying to bust balls about your garage. Couldn't do that either. I'm jealous about it. It sounds weird. No, but that's how you know it's sincere. I know.

Like I'm trying to bust balls about your garage. Couldn't do that either. I'm jealous about it. It's awesome. Yeah. I didn't get clipped, I don't think. But clipping can happen at any time. You didn't get clipped.

Come on, Cliff. I'm dead serious. A few more practice runs and Steve and Shay can make money doing what he did. Wait, did we talk about Che's set? Che was about to. Yeah, we haven't got to Che yet. TJ, do we have – what's our video plan here? Do we have clips of Che?

I have six clips. Each of them have a different keyword. It's Che and then a keyword, so I guess you choose your own adventure. All right, can you read us off the keywords? Yeah. choose your own adventure. Alright, can you read us off the keywords? Car alarm, suit, fire, Glenn Powell, skittles, TNT.

I want Glenn Powell. I'll narrow it down. Let's just do Glenn Powell. We're going to do probably all of them. If Che wants to take the show on the road, he can't burn this other stuff. We can't just do one. Glenn Powell is very topical. We could also do Skittles. The crowd erupted when he said the word Skittles.

That's true. They knew. That's true. They knew. Let's get Glenn Powell then. Is what we're going to get. Oh, yes. So speaking of twisters, that movie starring Glenn Powell.

He had like 20 minutes on twisters. Wow. That dude is fucking hot. And I'm married to a woman. I love tits. I was telling you guys about this. But if I sucked Glenn Powell's dick, that's not even gay.

Like, if I sucked Glenn from accounting's dick, my friends would be like, are you okay? Do you need, like, a change of scenery? Things not going well at home? But if I sucked Glenn Powell's dick, my buddies would be like, do you know my boy Steve? He is the man! He sucked Glenn Powell's. He even comes so fast. Shout out to coming fast.

Steve. Hell yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good, Che. Thanks. Shout out to coming fast. Pause. Coming fast with a little hand gesture, too. That was great.

You took your time. You delivered slowly. That was great. Thank you. Thank you. What was your favorite bit? And what was the crowd's favorite the crowd did have an audible uh cheer for when i brought out the skittles um i didn't like that one as much i

liked uh i think glenpowell wanted the tic-tac yeah he does or the tn the movies on tnt i think was all right but uh that was I'd like to see TNT. That joke is also about twisters, is it not? It is, yeah. You got a lot of twisters. So my set was 10 minutes, and it was kind of like a linear story. So I kind of start it with something, and then I end it. You go full circle.

Really, yeah. You could tell that you practiced and put a lot of time into it. Was it only 10 minutes? He did 12. It was 12. Really, yeah. You could tell that you practiced and put a lot of time into it. Was it only 10 minutes? He did 12. It was 12? Okay, wow. Just a real quick question. How do you follow up blowing a dude?

What's the linear story there? What's the end of that? Run to the sink as fast as you can. Kate usually asks his name. Yeah, it's happened before uh fuck i think i think i went right into car alarms yeah but i related it to the movie twisters you were very good can can we hear the reaction to when you bring up the skittles because we all know the skittles joke. Sure. Mikey Betts put this out on Twitter instantly. Thank you, Mikey Betts. So I'm one of the Barstool people. I've been at Barstool for eight years.

This Tic Tacs is awesome. This is my other favorite. I used to be in ad operations. I was there for five years. I was in a lot of meetings. Very boring, but I was in a lot of meetings. I've heard a lot of bad ideas Very important, but I was in a lot of meetings. I've heard a lot of bad ideas, but you know, there are no bad ideas.

A couple meetings I would have loved to be a fly on a wall for. 1969. The Tic Tac is invented. Revolutionizes the breath mint game. A few years later, it's the one and a half calorie breath mint. Everybody's doing it. A few years later, it's the one and a half calorie breath. A couple years later,

on the top floor of Tic Tac HQ, some dumbass stands up and says, I know we're crushing it with peppermint, but how about orange? Orange? You guys ever got orange juice after you brush your teeth? It's acidic. It's fruity. It does nothing to improve your breath. Having an orange breath mint is like having a fireplace in the lake. Nobody's ever been in an intimate situation and their partner's been like, ooh, your breath.

What is that? Florida orange? Jay's got the candy content down. That product sells even today. He's reaching into the pocket. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Another thing you can find in the candy aisle is Skittles.

Skittles is a great product. Candy. Eat them by the handful. They've got different colors, different flavors. But they're always looking for new ways to grow their business, grow their brand. So it's a new product, though. I don't know if you guys have seen this at CVS. There's Walgreens right across the street over there. It's called Skittles Littles,

which means at some point, maybe a year, maybe two years ago, who knows how long this thing takes to develop, some idiot stood up at Skittles HQ and said, I think these are a little too big. Oh, he's a big fan! Is that a yellow Skittle? That was a yellow Skittle, yes. Get bigger in the goldfish business.

What? Oh, yeah. Che. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Incredible. Thank you. Thank you. That was fun.

Am I weird because I like orange Tic Tacs? No, I like them too. Orange Tic Tacs are good. I love them. They're delicious. They're the best. I just don't think they're, they should, they're not meant to be Tic Tacs. They're not mints.

Correct. They're just tiny candy. Do you think Mentos is a mint too? The Freshmaker? Yeah. The mint ones. Yeah, but you know, I feel like the flavored ones are the most popular ones. Yeah, those are the best.

They're so good. The pink ones? Yeah. Come on. Fantastic. I think there's some hidden layers of mint in there though. I think you're right, but like. They're so good.

They are fantastic. Yeah, we're not going to shit on them. I love a good strawberry Mentos. Yeah, me too. Chief, how'd you do? they're so good they are fantastic yeah we're not gonna we're not gonna shit on them i love i love a good strawberry mentos yeah me too uh chief how'd you do that on pizza scale what dave gave him on a regular on just a scale give himself five eight all right uh i would say i would probably be in the fives as well i would say yeah that's decent you're not very happy 5.8 isn't horrible it's mediocre for an amateur comedy person no i think, that's decent. You're not very happy about... 5.8 isn't horrible. It's mediocre. For an amateur comedy person, no.

I think that that's really good. What would you give him? Dave. Dave from a personal enjoyment scale, or like he cried like zero to like Louis C.K.? How he performed comedically. Comedically, 0.8. Okay. I just rewatched this and didn't laugh a single time

not a single time you gotta grade on a curve for this kind of thing Steven what do you give Steve better than myself anybody how many times have you done that? I did it once 12 years ago.

Okay, that's what you said. So might as well be zero. Yeah, might as well be zero. So on that note, I figured you had done it multiple times. Jay definitely had the cadence down. It seemed like it, yeah. 7-1, 7-2. That's fair.

I would give Ed some in the eights. I don't really remember his jokes per se, but I just remember being like in on. The joke was just call me gay. Yeah, he was just making fun of Chief for being gay. A lot of people called you gay. Yeah, including myself. Yeah. That was kind of the best part was everyone was kind of going over their jokes prior to

and it's like, oh yeah, I just make fun of Chief for being gay the whole time. You should have sucked Glenn instead of me. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Che, if you did suck Glenn from Accounting's dick, I think we would just think you were gay. I don't think we would be like,

oh, that's nasty. Yeah. You'd just be the gay guy. Well, I guess Che's gay. Yeah. Fair point. For a fact. I'd probably wonder

if something was wrong at home. If he sucked a dick? Yeah, since he's married with two kids. I think if he sucked any dick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Glenn Powell, though?

Yeah. He's so good at eating pussy, though, you've got to think he's got dick sucking skills I don't think dick translates. I don't think dick sucking translates to pussy eating skills. It's not just crotch. He's just good in the crotchal region. Che, would your technique feel good on a dick? My pussy eating technique on a dick?

Yeah. No, I don't think so. Come on. working the balls? No translation there, Che. Not even just a little bit. We're talking about like interior to exterior. So no, I don't think so. Interior to...

Yeah, it's probably just... Probably inverse. Yeah, so you don't use the same brush outside of the house. It would probably feel bad. Maybe. Maybe I'm so straight I'm bad at sucking dick. Could possibly be. Maybe.

Wow. That's for the next one. I'm so straight I'm bad at sucking dick. Could possibly be. Wow. That's for the next one. I'm so straight I'm bad at sucking dick. Yeah. Wow. Did you celebrate afterwards, Che? Like, did you go out? I went to, I stopped at the two places that people were for 15 or 20 minutes and then headed home.

Nothing crazy. Okay. I was happy to get it over with, but I was happy I did it. Do you want to do it again? Maybe, but not super soon. Like, it's not something I would probably do the Laugh Factor again in the springtime or something like that. Let it breathe a little bit?

Yeah, let it breathe. It was fun. Ed, I want you to do it again. I think I would. Yeah? I think I would. I think I'd like to do it again, too. Because I didn't really start preparing until yesterday afternoon.

Oh, shit. Yeah. And the show was yesterday afternoon. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it was around 3 o'clock is when I started writing stuff. But you guys talked all week like you had been preparing. No, I didn't.

You did. Dave did. Dave definitely. But he had notes and notes and notes. It was legitimately blinding. It was the most nervous I've ever been for anything ever. Do you still have your notes? No.

They deleted. You did not delete your notes. You have your notes. You are a lying piece of shit. You did not delete your notes. Can we each take a turn delivering one of your jokes? Where's your notes? You know what?

I want Kate to do them. Kate can do them. Okay. I would love to. Kate's going to crush this. Do? I want Kate to do them. Kate can do them. Yeah. Okay, I would love to. Kate's going to crush this. Do you have them all written out or are they just bullets? Hey, by the way, have you ever done this?

Yeah. Kate's done a lot of you. It's a long time ago and I lived in New York City before Barstool, but it's been a long time. Because you would be good at it. Oh, for sure.

She's thinking about doing the next one. Yeah, I might do the next one. Nearly as well as I thought. Dave, she's hurt. She has no back. I'm sorry. Yeah, I might do the next one. Nearly as well as I thought. Dave, she's hurt. She has no back. I'm sorry. I mean, one of the gentlemen next to her could have gotten up and been chivalrous.

Okay. Set one. Let Eddie take control. This is kind of sexy right off the bat. I got you. I apologize to everyone who thought they were buying tickets to see Dave from Barstool today and were surprised when you got me instead.

Okay. That's you. I think I actually got a laugh from that crowd. Why did you tell me you deleted your notes? Because I didn't want to go over.

What was your thought process for writing that one? I mean, you helped me with that one. How did I help you with that one uh you told me to write that one you told me to write it all right how many how many lies have been told about this process because you went from a couple weeks ago Nick's writing all the jokes I never no no no all the jokes I Dave said I never said that I said I am meeting with Nick. And when I got to meet with Nick, I asked him. I'm like, I don't want you to give me jokes, which is actually what ended up happening in the end.

Some of them. I wrote most of them on my own. That was the only joke. I asked you, what did I ask you? I'm like, help me with cadence. I just gave you talking points. I'm not good at that. I'm not qualified to give any.

But that's what I asked you, right? I just gave you prompts, like things for you to talk about. Yeah, right. And then I constructed them. Yes. Okay. You were very good, too, though. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, that's another thing I wish I did. I wish I had talked to the real comedian. I'm not. I'm not. Well, you've done it, what do you say, 30 times? Probably close. Yeah.

Yeah. I would say that qualifies you. No. No, because they're all barstool shows. Like, I've never had a chance to play. I don't think that matters. I think funny is funny. Here's the one I saw would have done well anywhere.

Oh, here's that line right here. The last one. Let's not read that one. You get me? Oh, the F-A-G-G. Oh, my God. Here it just says, good to see Cliff D. Martino in the crowd. But nothing bad.

I wrote that in my notes at when I saw him there what if he hadn't been there any White Sox fans here you saw Clifty Martino and you were like oh this is going to crush yes these are the bullet points in a row

any Sox fans here new dash I fucking hate them that's that You did do that one Welcome Steven That's because I thought I was going to be like Intro in between so that was Velcro and gum story

What inanimate object is next a slipper A roll of toilet paper who knows Welcome to our book I do have a girlfriend believe it or not Did people woo? That's what I was trying to tell you to not read, Kate. Oh! It's fine.

I don't care. I didn't know there was more. Just kidding. I don't. I sucked Glenn Powell's dick yesterday. There we go. You're fine. You're fine.

You're fine. Okay, sorry. I'm an idiot. Damn, yeah. Your reputation's ruined. Right. Dave, what slide did mine was? I think you got over the hurdle of the nerves.

That's so... I expected it to be a complete one and done. Like, I'm doing it. I'll do it. I'll probably get ripped on to no end for years from it and that's it i would do it again there we go and i think the next time i'd be way way better because the nerves wouldn't be as bad it wouldn't be close is that true do the nerves go away again i'm nervous every time yeah that's i would definitely be nervous but like with co-workers there it's

nerve-wracking that made it worse that made it definitely made it worse that made it a thousand times worse yeah so when i did shows in like shows in Pittsburgh, it wasn't as bad. Okay. But people you have to see the next morning, P.U. Yeah, I was like, why can't this be on a Friday so we could have the weekend buffer? And then maybe they just forget about it. And I'm like, fuck. You did say to me, I think it was maybe after Danny, that you're like, I'm going up again after this.

I was going to grab the mic from Eddie. Oh, yeah, you wanted to go back up on stage. I had a little adrenaline rush. No, I was just going to intro the next one. Oh, okay. Were you blacked out? No, I wasn't blacked out. I was drunk.

Yeah. No, I wasn't close. I was – do you know what a blackout is? You were solidly drunk. I was drunk for sure. I was not blackout is? I was drunk for sure I was not blackout drunk I remember everything How many drinks from a blackout were you?

Many When you're so anxious Drinking can only do so much And then you just You just get stupid Without the positive effects At least for me Yeah Lesson learned You just get stupid without the positive effects. Yeah. Yeah.

Lesson learned. I checked out. I'm like, I don't feel good and happy, but I feel really stupid when I've tried to do that. How many times have you done it? I've never done stand-up. You haven't at all? No. Are you going to?

Probably not. I got so nervous to do a best man speech. Oh, that. See, that's stand-up. I got so nervous to do a best man speech. Oh, that... See, that's a... That's stand-up on... You wrote a joke for me that worked well yesterday. On easy mode. You could do it.

It was about you. No, it's all about the liver. No, I mean, 90% of your jokes were... I was more nervous to do a best man speech. That was... I could not believe. Because the crowd isn't there to see comedy. No. they want it to but it is it ended up being so much easier yeah they're just on they just want it to not suck yeah yeah what are the nerves before wrestling like do they go away

so yeah i would say i thought you were asking me oh you get No, no. Like the spectator one. Yeah. Yeah. You get your bigger crowds. Like the biggest crowd I think I ever did was like 46,000 for SummerSlam. Oh, my God. So that was pretty nervous. Yeah.

Yeah. That was pretty nerve wracking. But yeah, like these smaller crowds and stuff now, it's to the point where it's like so like it's like just doing a show for you guys, right? It's just kind of. But what about like a botch? I don't those man okay yeah you won't guess yeah why would you why would you why would you yeah yeah you don't find me there yeah what's a botch a botch you just like completely mess up yeah there's a good uh youtube channel called botcha mania

you should check out okay just a real bad accidents and people trying to hit tables and not break in and all that stuff so you're like 17 18 you want to be you know you want to be a professional wrestler right what's the next steps well for me i started when i was 14 but um yeah but uh i would recommend getting out of high school before starting it and you know uh i didn't uh but anything that can help you know like so i did amateur wrestling i did some jujitsu i did some muay thai and i did some gymnastics oh all for pro wrestling uh like i just did like like six months stints and kind of like all those things just to kind of like help that pro wrestling kind of thing uh so if i were to give advice to someone who's 17 or 18 wanting to get into the business, just don't.

Because of the how unhealthy it is? Yeah. Did you not see the guy in here last week with the gashes all over his back? Yeah. So like I went the different route. I didn't go the death match route. But still, like it's a hard business. You know, what's your worst injury?

I broke my jaw. A guy did a double backflip and landed on my face, and it shattered my jaw. Oh, my God. I was wired shut for eight weeks. Can we break a light tube over your head? You can staple me. Okay. I don't want to.

I'll staple you. I don't do that. I don't even want to be the stapler. So is your brain like banana pudding? No, my brain's pretty good. I haven't had too many concussions. Yeah, you seem, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you have a pastor voice. You do kind of. Yeah, it's all me. I believe I can speak the word. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. I am kind of friends with a guy who did, do you know Joe Spivak?

Does that name ring a bell? He did like, it was called Next In, I'm looking it up now. In NIL? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's still there now, right? Right. Yeah, right yeah he's like working his way up through the ranks it seems yeah yeah i know him yeah he was there when i was there yep so uh i used to work for nxt as well

and uh he came in right when uh that was happening they started doing all the nil stuff and then i moved up to smackdown okay i was on smackdown for a little bit but yeah i've hung out with joe before played poker with him and stuff kyle do you think Hassan Yazdani is going to be able to win the gold medal in the... Yazdani! Yazdani! Yazdani! He's the greatest. He's like the most famous person in whatever country he's in. Iran. Is he the most famous Iranian? They're like LeBrons over there.

Yeah. As far as I know. Yeah. This Ukrainian politician though that won gold in Tokyo. Wrestling? Yeah. Yeah, there's a member of Ukraine's parliament that won gold medal tokyo wrestling yeah yeah there's a member of ukraine's parliament that won gold medal in tokyo and he's back now to win again their mayor's vet of kiev is vladimir klitschko who's won gold i'm pretty sure that's the president was on a sitcom yeah playing a president is spencer lee still plus money because that's a i haven't looked so i have no idea like

i don't know anything about international competition. I would bet on him, but you don't know. Right. I'll tell you who I wouldn't bet on, Gable Stevenson. Really? If he was not in the Olympics. If he was not competing, he would probably win. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, he got axed too. Yeah. I wish him all the best in the NFL. Hey, is that your baby crying? You wish him a... Yeah, that's a baby crying. That's a loud cry. That's a loud cry.

What if it's not? That might be Conrad. Why would you go that way when the whole wall is open? That baby was weeping. She thought it was the most comfortable she's ever been. Is she crying into a megaphone? Who did she trust here to leave her baby? That was so loud. She was the most comfortable she's ever been. Is she crying into a megaphone? Who did she trust here to weep her baby? That was so loud. The interns.

Surely not the interns. Goldfinger. Oh, man. I'd trust Huey with my baby. Yeah? Maybe. No. God. Isn't it like a mother's intuition? Imagine being supposed to have that in. Like an alarm, yeah.

Imagine being a baby and sleeping on Huey, like he would be perfect baby man it's a comfy spot yeah she brought her baby in this morning cute cute as hell no kneecaps but only she's got two kids she only brought the one in so is the other just the other ones in north carolina with beef oh south carolina okay so that's in a divorce, one got one, one got the other. That's nice. That's a beautiful thing. Parent trap. How's it going to work with you and your wife?

I haven't cheated on her yet. I just started the process. What's the, she's 20 years younger than you, you think? How old are you? No, not 20. I'm 45. I think I'll probably end up getting a divorced mother of two between the age of 28 and 33. You're really underselling yourself.

So you're trying to add more kids, but without the process. I don't think I'll have a choice on the kids. So I think once I cheat on my wife, I'll have to settle a little bit. Maybe 25 to 31. Maybe 25. But still a mother of at least one. But again, I haven't even started the process of cheating. Do you want the father of her child to be dead yeah definitely chief's thought about it yeah i kind of wanted to be a

barstool fan uh why that makes it worse you don't want him to like we could be bros i gotta add a bunch of people to my life here but then you got work at home you want to be friends with your girl your girlfriend's no my new wife that's how you got work at home. You want to be friends with your girlfriend's... No, my new wife. That's healthy. Oh, you're going to marry her? Where are we at in the story? So I'm cheating on my wife. You're cheating on your wife. I thought we were talking about my... Friends with the baby daddy. I thought you were asking about my second wife, though.

Are you going to marry the woman you're cheating with? No, not her. I'll cheat, get divorced, and then find somebody else. Bottom out. Okay. And then in a year and a half two years put my life back together with somebody who's 80 as good as my wife yes pretty good that's a good plan that's not bad not looking forward to this bottom out no the bottom out's gonna suck yeah what if your wife ended up with somebody you look up to like me like the rock or someone that you just have no respect for at all if you're wiping

up with dave like just slumming it honest to god honest to god you'd have to kill yourself you really you would have to kill yourself and i would never ever let you live that to hear the end of it he'd never live for the rest of time after he killed him after him if you killed yourself dave would never let you live it's either deal with me for all of eternity and how i'm banging your wife my well you're actually still my wife now yeah well hypothetically in the future so my hypothetical ex-wife yes ends up with you i kill myself you laugh at me for eternity i will dance on that grave too. That's fine. That's a lot of kids to support though, Dave.

It's only up from now. I won't know. It ain't cheap. Tommy's not coming to my house or nothing like that. We'd have to have some sort of split. What am I talking about right now? You're talking about how you're basically granting your kids my custody to me.

I think I am going to decline the the jerry after dark invitation for tommy uh i just did what is the oh yeah what is it what is it uh i don't want to give away his idea so but he but he invited him to come to come be on the show and i just i our chats can be ruthless yeah and tommy tommy what he does when he's on the yak or anything he'll go home yeah i'll be at work and he'll be at home watching and he likes to watch the comments he'll say that's probably the good dad move i got a good comment today i got i got some good comments and he loves to he loves they make him feel good so a chat that would give him nothing but negative feedback i'm not gonna i don't think i can do that how old is he now uh he just turned 14 last week so he's getting to the age where that shit matters too yeah yeah

yeah is it because of the activity or i didn't love i didn't love the activity for him i think the activity is a very fun fun concept but i didn't love the activity it's got to be something he's completely comfortable with and be really good at at. And be good at. And I was worried that he would just have some moments. And every time we've ever – I guess we've had Tommy on here on the Yak Live, but I'm there. But any other content I put him in, it's always recorded. I don't want to put him on a live spot. He might – I mean, because even in the Francis video,

he had some political opinions. Is he going to Randy Marsh himself? Couldn't get out. I don't know what that is. Is that South Park? What did Randy Marsh do? He did a lot of weird things. He went on Wheel of Fortune. Oh, no, he's not going to do that. He's not going to do that.

No, but he's politically... Tom, he's an extremist. Yeah. He is. But the thing about Tommy is he's extreme both ways. He'll come... He'll talk shit about Biden, and then 15 minutes later, he'll talk shit about Trump. That's good. Fair and balanced. He's just a keen observer of the political forum.

And I think he's needed now more than ever. I might have Tommy do the election coverage here at Barstool. Yeah. They were asking around to see if he wanted to do it. The election report. Were they really? No. Okay. coverage here at barstool yeah they were asking around see who wanted to do it the election report were they really no okay that seemed that was believable it kind of was um back to last night mook kind of went in on you and che did any of his comments hurt i don't even remember what mook said i feel it was like

but you weren't blackout drunk more than well i know all the jokes went in on che more than me yeah what did he say i thought mook was hilarious mook was hilarious yeah mook was awesome i thought the he does it all the final joke he had against me was the funniest joke of the whole show yes it was he did like a roast of you two uh kind of yeah it was funny though i thought today was the day we were going to show up and be able to watch all of che's stand-up act. Did we not decide that? Che doesn't want to burn it. We're saving Che's act? I mean, those were, I think those were the best parts of it.

So, yeah, it's a linear story. I don't know if the full set is, like, in a row. So, I'd rather, I don't know, you want to watch the whole show? What about we put out your special we're getting the footage back from the front row it'll be a better angles better audio it'll be the mics audio okay so what about we put out a real polish

special on the YouTube yeah I'd be fine with that cool what are you gonna name it mm-hmm Stephen Shay's stand-up special? No, but you need a name. Come on, Shea. You've got a lot of puns with your name, Shea. Yeah, I do, I do.

So, Shea, you did the Glen Powell blowjob. Did you ever get more lewd than that? I didn't. There was one suggestion you guys gave me. I didn't go, like, all the way with that one. With your wife's tits? I didn't. There was one suggesting you guys I didn't go all the way with that one. With your wife's tits? Yes. How far did you take it?

Pretty minimal. I actually changed it to transition that to the next bit because I wanted to stay on boobs. Once you get on boobs you gotta stay. I'm trying to think of individual jokes that stuck out last night. Now that I'm rehashing it all in my head, the one that made me laugh the hardest was the dog joke at Stephen Shea that Mook made.

Yeah. That one was the best one of the night, I thought. I think we have clips of the mean stuff said about you two coming out. They're coming out? Yeah. So we'll see them later. Yeah. We're just waiting for the files.

Is that the Luke Blutman? No. Or is that from the place? No, it's from the place. Okay, cool. All right, boys. Today in history. Tell us.

Which organization was founded in 1908 on today's date? 1908. So I'm going to say. Famous. Big organization. Pacific Bell. it in 1908 on today's date 1908 so i'm gonna say famous big organ pacific bell no yeah he's right ford no big organization do you want a hint uh yeah coast guard uh mike allstott's pale blue Pale blue colored iris. Okay. Okay. Mike Allstotz. All right, he was a fullback. He was a boilermaker. A significant American organization.

Tampa Bay Buccaneer. Mike Allstotz, pale blue iris. It's an acronym. Three letters. It's an acronym. Three letters. Mike Allstott was a fullback. He played for the Purdue Boilermakers. He played for Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

He had pale blue eyes. So it's I, the last letter. No, he wouldn't say I if I was one of the letters. I didn't say I. Oh, you said Iris. Oh, so it's I the last letter no he wouldn't say I if I was one of the letters I didn't say I oh you said Iris so it was I Iris is also flower buck I is it the FBI it's the FBI

god damn it okay anything else history 1959 this legendary player retired from the Chicago White Sox. Minnie Mignoso? Nellie Fox? Hint. I think he was black.

Was or still is? He was Cuban, but he was black. I think he's dead and was black was he dead then i think he was one of the foremost one of the blackest yes i got nothing larry doby larry doby i thought he was an indian i mean i knew he was black i thought he was an Indian. I mean, I knew he was black. I thought he played for Cleveland Indians. We understood. I understood. I didn't.

1987, this A's and Yankees pitcher was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame on this date. Catfish Hunter. Yes. Wow. Yeah. What's his real name? Jim. Oh.

And it wasn't a nickname from his roots it was uh when he got to the a's charlie finley the a's owner just thought he needed a country-fied nickname he needed a it was all uh box office nickname so they called him catfish huh like yeah yeah it'd be calvin lelouch they uh so catfish wasn't a an old school nickname it was just hey you need one here your catfish trevor how are you going to pick a are you going to pick a new stage name? I'm just going with Trevor Lee. Yeah, I mean, that's a good name. Just my name. It's a good, solid name. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I was thinking maybe like Bully Hart. Yeah, that's good. What's some more we can use here? Abysmal. Feeble. Feeble. Yeah. But Feeble's not a good wrestling name.

Trevor Feeble Lee. I don't think Abysmal is either. Abysmal Lee. The Abysmal Trevor Lee. Trevoreeble. Yeah. But Feeble's not a good wrestling name. Trevor Feeble Lee. I don't think Abysmal is either. Abysmal Lee. The Abysmal Trevor Lee. Trevor Abysmal Lee. Oh. Yeah, Lee. You could use Lee to your advantage.

Yeah, we can kind of add that on. Lee works. Who picked Cameron Grimes? You or them? Them. But it was like a mashup of a couple different names I had given them. Okay. Yeah.

Cameron for North Carolina? Yeah. Yeah. Grimes because he's dirty? Yeah, it was a play on that too and then a play uh and then the uh the character from walking dead rick grimes cameron you're cameron grimes i was cameron grimes yeah oh you should have said that well i didn't know how to say that right you didn't know no oh yeah and i yeah just changed oh wow yeah yeah yeah well it's nice meeting you, KB.

Nice to meet you. Well, yeah, I didn't know your name was Trevor. Yeah, no problem, brother. Great to meet you. Yeah, nice meeting you. You did have long hair, though. Yeah, up until about a week ago. You changed the look significantly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what depression will do for you. Yeah, it really will. Yeah. It really will. Are you not from Baltimore? No, I'm from Cameron, North Carolina. Yeah, you said that.

Yeah. Why did I? Because I'm a Ravens fan big ravens fan yeah so uh story about that since we have no topics it seems none very astute when i was like a fourth fifth grade uh is when jj reddick played for duke so everyone knows north carolina rivalry, so I was a UNC fan. And that year he absolutely dogged us out in the NCAA championship, and I cried, and I gave up sports. I said I'm no longer going to be a sports fan because I'm not going to go to school and get picked on for cheering for this losing-ass team. And then finally, around 2018, I finally got back into sports

and fell in love with Lamar Jackson, and now I'm a diehard Ravens fan. Huh. Beautiful. Yeah, beautiful. It really is. What do you think about that, Dave? Teach me your ways. I wish I could.

You wish you could give up sports? I wish I could. You get used to being a fan of a losing action. But you have to change your name then. I didn't even pick that name anyways. You didn't pick your name? You didn't pick White Sox Dave? Did WWE pick it?

No, Portnoy did. Oh. Oh, because he was, yeah, White Sox Dave? Did WWE pick it? No, Portnoy did. Oh. Because he was Red Sox Dave. Well, when they asked me what my username on the site, this is in 2012. Neil was running Parcel Chicago. I don't know if anybody but Ryan even knows who that is in here. He was before Big Cat and everything.

And he's like, what's your nickname? What do you want to go by? I'm like, no one calls me anything but Dave. He's like, all right, you can just be Dave. And then five minutes later he came back. He's like, Portnoy said no. He doesn't want to be. Associated with you. Yeah.

So you're White Sox Dave. Well, what's your middle name? A lot of people go by their middle name. Not right, Brando. That's right. Half the people in here don't even go by. I didn't know Donnie wasn't actually Donnie. Donnie does until we went to Dominican last winter.

What about Chef Donnie? I found that out when we opened this office. Had no idea. Sneaky Hispanic. I knew his last name, but his first name's not Donnie? Andrew. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it is.

There's a bunch of people like that. Well, I knew that, but I didn't know, yeah. Immediately after the yak, Donnie is live streaming from the Olympic ceremony. Yeah. Those live streams have been awesome. They have been awesome. They have been very good. Big fan of Juan Tondon. He's shaking the whole stance, but I know.

Do you want Shady Ray glasses for your look? Please. Those right there? Yeah, bring it on. You just going to get a bunch of free merch today? Yeah, that's why I came. I thought this was a job interview, but it looks like I'm leaving with some merchandise. Do you have a show tonight? Yep, Logan Square Auditorium here in Chicago. Tomorrow I'll be in North Carolina, Lexington, North Carolina.

And then Sunday I'll be in Buffalo, New York, if you want to check out any of those. You can follow me on Twitter, Trevor Lee Pro. So you just changed your name yeah i just went back to my uh i would have never known yeah i have an exciting announcement you know yesterday at the end when i said uh is there a scale here and after the yak i went straight to the scale and i weighed down five pounds yep Yeah. It's one from 274, 269 in two weeks. And what's our goal? Less. Well, the challenge is we're never going to

let you be 100 pounds more than me. So... And where do you? 176. Whoa. So I can... I just have to stay under 276? Yep. That's fine. Alright. But unless you start losing weight, like if you get down to 130.

Yeah. Didn't you say you lost a shit ton because I can't eat gluten? Yeah, that's what I – you said that to me. It's probably not a shit ton. It's probably like 185. Okay. You were a little bigger. Thanks, man.

I saw some of your older stuff about from when you first got here a year ago. Yeah, I was boozing. I was boozing. Yeah, you were a little thicker then. You had that little puff of your face for sure now. Yeah, I was boozing. Like when we found out that Brandon's Chick-fil-A bags were getting wrote on. In that clip, you can see.

You got some cheeks on you. Thanks, man. Thank you, brother. You're doing good now. TJ's doing the best. Shout out, TJ. Yeah. Diaz.

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Last-minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed. All right, here's our other section today. Do you like assigned seating in movie theaters, or should it be first come, first serve? I didn't know about assigned seating in movie theaters until I moved to New York. I adore assigned seating in movie theaters. I didn't know they adore assigned seating in movie theaters. I didn't know they had assigned seating

in movie theaters until you just said right here. When's the last movie you saw? I feel like it's been universal for you. When's the last movie you saw? Joker, I believe. And before that, it might have been Inglourious Bastards. I never fucking remember. Joker definitely had assigned seating.

Yeah, it definitely did. I did not. You have to select. When you buy your tickets, you have to select. Okay, maybe then. Did you buy them in person? I thought I did. What do you mean you thought you did?

So I went. The theater was pretty empty, so I think we just sat in. We might have had to, but I don't remember. Yeah. I like it. I get really antsy about anywhere that has general seating or general parking or anything like that. So I have to – if I went to a movie and they had general seating, I would have to get there 45 minutes in advance. I'd have to be the first one to do it.

Are you picky about your seat? I'm very – I'm not as picky about my seat. I'm just terrified I'm not going to have a seat. I'm terrified if I'm with three people, we're not going to have three seats. Yeah, yeah. I'm terrified that we're not going to be able to park close enough. I'm terrified that I'm going to have to park in an adjacent lot. That's why I get here so early in the morning. I don't see movies very often, but when I do, the theater is never full.

No. I saw Twisters yesterday, and it was like 12 people in there. Well, really a time. Deadpool and Wolverine were. You're far. I'm in Gurney. Gurney's not that far. That's probably a big movie.

I thought you were further than that. I am, but I went to Gurney to see that movie. Okay, all right. Yeah, but when I saw Oppenheimer last summer, it was a problem. Oh, really? Yeah. The atomic bomb? Yeah, that too.

But finding seats. Did you guys talk about how Twister's, there's a way you can see it where it simulates an actual Twister? Yeah, the 4D theater. I think white boy Rick said he saw it that way. Would that be cool to get sprayed by water? Seems like too much. You could turn off the water. There's water too? Where's the water coming from?

Beats me because they did it for dune as well uh tj i think there's video of people watching twister in those seats it looks aggressive have you ever done any of those 4d experiences i mean i've done things like the rides at at universal studios those but i've never done like anything like this i've never for a regular movie yeah no chance that's crazy no don't know. That's crazy. No, thank you. If the movie's complete chaos and there's not a lot to it, then no. That sounds, that looks, I'd get, like, nauseous in those chairs.

Like, no thank you. I feel like you, if you're going to have that, you might as well just have an Oculus on. That's what I was just about to say, yeah. Who was that? Also, like, what movies are going to use this feature? Yeah, they're going to have to start making movies about earthquakes. Earthquakes and... I need a Sidney Sweeney movie with this. Yeah, that'd be a good one.

Right now. I like that. I would sign up for that today. What would the effects be? It'd be called Zippy Valentine. Yeah, it'd be good. Sidney Sweeney's doing a movie with Ana de Armas, too. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. It'd probably just be very quick shakes that ended quickly and then sad. Leave. Walk out. That's probably what would happen. Yeah. Did Dario's pregnant, though? Oh, that's a shame.

Why, Dave? It means I'm no longer interested. But you're interested in Brandon's future ex-wife? Yeah. Out of spite. She had four kids. It's a spite movie. Do you like a spite fuck? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I love spite more than anything. Not just spite fucking. Spite anything. You like spite everything. Yeah. Give more examples of spite. I don't really have any. I'm not spiteful right now, but I mean, by the end of this episode I may hate you and want you to

If you want to fucking go, White Sox Dave, we can go. I don't think that'd be a good idea for me. I'll spladle your ass right here. I know you would. Do you know wrestling? Yeah. Not to brag, but I whip White Sox Dave's ass in a wrestling match. That is true. He's got me by 80, 90 pounds.

Yeah. It's on camera. Got you by that much. Dave, you wrestled for a year in middle school. Yeah. I never wrestled. That's embarrassing. I was actually pretty good, too.

I disagree. Trevor, did you wrestle coming up? Yeah, I did a little bit of amateur wrestling. Yep. Yep. Could you splay-dill somebody? Of course. What does that mean?

TJ, pull up the clip. No, you can't tell TJ to pull up clips. I wish Clement was still here. You know the splay-dill? You could do it. Yeah, do it on Dave. I don't want to. No, do it on Chief.

He's the good wrestler. Yeah, but Dave. You should have single-legged him. Dave, it's funnier if you get splay- shoot a single no I'm not doing that I'll ah oh they should have single leg on me right no thank you I I you got that too Kyle you know how to do that no I don't you just need the person to know how to waste of time to learn you just need a person that knows how to shoot a single leg on you. Yeah. And you'd splay all the hell out of them. I would never try. What's your go-to move, Kyle?

Getting shot on and just driving my fucking strong hips into their head and then it's boring. Hell yeah. Spinning behind. What was your record in college? Like 50-50, like 51 and 49. But going up against a lot of other backups what was your high school record though 150 and 9 better up against west virginia's finest that's incredible yeah it is

who are your west i say it out loud it's like wow yeah that's incredible was that man who were your west virginia losses uh josh. Where'd he go on to go? The Campbell Camels. Good team? They had Kerry Cole. They were a good team. Did you ever venture into Ohio or PA? Had to.

Yeah, that's how I lived in PA. I figured you. They have the best wrestling in the country. I thought it was Iowa. I went to a Bucknell camp one time, and they beat the shit out of us. I thought Illinois was right there, too, actually. That was tough, yeah. Montini Catholic, I want to say my senior year of high school, won 12 of 13 weight classes for state.

Illinois is the best at Olympic styles. So freestyle, yeah. And they're right up there with the rest. Do you want to do the fucking gauntlet? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'd love to do the gauntlet. Is Malasek here? Yeah, I saw fucking gauntlet? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'd love to do the gauntlet. Is Malasek here? Yeah, he's...

Oh, I saw him earlier. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Are you confident? No. I'm probably terrible. Can you shoot a basketball? I can probably shoot a basketball.

I haven't done it in a while. I feel like I can at least not have the worst time. What's your time, White Sox? I was top ten for a while. Mine was like three minutes. But it also fucked me. what's your time white socks i was actually i was top 10 for a while mine was like three minutes but it also fucked me uh the sparkle part said name all the border states at border canada and i was screaming alaska and he was typing incorrectly and they didn't count canada or alaska rather

yeah you can go again too so it fucked me over does alaska border what's the best time come on big cat yeah the reason this still exists hasn't been touched What's the best time? Big time. Big cat. Yeah. The reason this still exists. Hasn't been touched. Ebo's an athlete. Andy has the high score on pinball. Ebo does?

Yes. Ebo's one of those weird athletes that he's just good at every sport. He almost got a billion on pinball. Is pinball an athletic thing? It's hand-eye. It's hand-eye it's hand-eye yeah i saw them in there they had technique they were they were using technique i'd never seen that before watching him hit home runs it was like oh that looked amazing but apparently his mechanics were perfect i swear to god if i were dropped there had no idea what was going on just watching it

as if i was watching a showcase it for high school kids i'd be like if i was a division one coach i'd be like put that kid on a list. I'm going to go to his games and see if he can actually hit against real pitching. It was insanely impressive what he was doing. For not having really touched a bat, if I was a Division I coach, I would have absolutely not offered him a scholarship on the spot per se, but I would have definitely been recruiting him after that. After that performance.

What if you coached like the Washington Wild Things? What's that? Semi-pro, not one of the A's. Not quite yet. Brandon, you got bacon? You got bacon? Yeah, I went to the bathroom and got some bacon. Can I just say I'm a little more scared now.

I gave you bacon last summer. That was out of the trash. You gave me bacon last summer I absolutely did You gave me trash bacon It was still bacon was it not And how was that bacon He was eyeing me up pretty hard He looked like he wasn't going to let me

In that goal so I'm a little worried now He tries way harder against dweebs Okay Do you ever notice that If it's someone he should stop, he goes so hard. Right. Cam Newton,

he let trickle in. Yeah, he might let you. I don't know, that look didn't look like he was going to let me do anything. He likes stuffing it to dorks. Yeah.

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He's going to run the gauntlet. It's going to run me, it looks like. Now, have we had any wrestlers run it? Yeah, Oren did it. Oren did it, but we haven't had any... He's the only one. Only WWE superstar, right? Former WWE.

You're the first former WWE superstar. Hell yeah, there's an asterisk. Mm-hmm. Were you confident about it? You don't look like somebody who can shoot a basketball. Don't be afraid of Malice. I don't look like someone who can shoot a basketball. Mm-hmm. Were you confident about it? Until Malasek. You don't look like somebody who can shoot a basketball. No, don't be afraid of Malasek.

I don't look like someone who can shoot a basketball. Well, I guess you're from North Carolina. What's that mean? It means I don't think you can shoot a basketball. Athletic-wise, how do wrestlers, are they athletic? I know they're athletic, obviously. How does it translate to other sports? Well, some are coming from other sports.

A lot of them are coming from other sports. Not our type. No. You can tell a wrestler whenever they do any other sport yeah because they approach any other sport like their rest we can do nascar pit crew yeah do a lot of guys do that i've heard that yeah like accent of fall or college o-linemen that don't make it pro that's when we did the nascar street race the last couple years they said it's just like that's their way to go pro in another sport. Pit crew pay well?

I'd imagine it pays pretty well. You think so, right? They were saying that. Like crazy perks. It depends on the team. But, like, if you're good, can you sign with another – like, do they scout? Yeah. I would imagine, yeah.

Because I think being – it's like being a better golfer's caddy, right? Like the better golfer you're with, the more money you make. I would think the The better golfer you're with, the more money you make. I would think the better NASCAR team you're with, the more money you make. What pro athletes have the dumbest wives? Oh, wow. Who is the dumbest pro athlete? Baseball, probably, I think. Baseball, they're all fucking morons.

I think that was the safest answer. Yeah. Agreed. What's an unsafe answer? They're all fucking morons. I think that was the safest answer. Yeah. Agreed. What's an unsafe answer? The wrestlers at my college, I remember, because they would have the team GPA competitions every year. The wrestlers had like a three-something as a team,

which is pretty fucking wild. And the baseball team was like 2-2. Checks out. Yeah. How are hockey wives? Are they smart? I don't want to talk about wives. I thought.

That's tasteful. You're taking the high road. It took it too far. Chill, Brandon. Sorry. All right, you ready to run the gauntlet? Oh, boy, oh, boy. I don't know about your gauntlet shoes. That was my question, too.

If I fall, it'll live in history. Yeah, it will. All right, let's go. No, fuck, boys. Kyle, what do you think of the physique? Of his physique? Yeah. It's amazing.

Yeah. Nice wide back, top to bottom. Yeah. V-cut. Jump off the top of the gauntlet? Yeah, I would like to. Nice wide back. Top to bottom. Yeah. V-cut. Should I pop the top with a gauntlet? Yeah, I would like to. I think so. Yeah, probably. Then we can all.

All right. KB, pop the top with me. The chat wants it. Come on, KB. No, I can't. That's, no, you're the quick no. I went to so badly that it would look embarrassing. All right.

We're ready, boys. Wow. Yeah. All right. so badly that it would look embarrassing. We're ready, boys. Wow. Yeah? Alright. That's almost ideal. Give me a second. I need a timer. This gets another asterisk. First topless gauntlet. Here we go. Oh, Fasoli's done topless, right?

Do you think that's enhanced? Is that juiced? Dave? Is that enhanced? Judging by those lats, yes. I appreciate that. Thank you. Why are you shirtless?

He just wanted to go shirtless. I didn't ask him, actually. No, he didn't. He's just like, should I go shirtless? Put it out in the universe, though. You said, I don't know why it's covering up. I'd like to see. Che got him.

Yeah, pop with him, Che. That was instant. He can actually do the little tip. Yeah, he can. I can't do that, I don't think. Oh, Malasek. Good physique on Malasek. Nice.

Brandon. Brandon, you got to. Trey, keep it off. No. Watch one episode. Chief, have you done it? No. You want to?

You have to. Yeah, sure. All right. Have you guys ever had a double gauntlet? Yeah, we've had days where we've probably ran 20. Really? I think so. Can I keep my shirt on?

Yeah. Okay. There we go, boys. Meaty gauntlet. All right. TJ? Yep. You ready?

All right. Three, two, one. That's a wrap. That's a wrap. That's a wrap. Oh! Malasek might not be willing to dive on the turf shirtless, too. Good point. All right.

Got to hit the net. Pucks on net. Woo! Oh, he is trying. He is trying. Look at him go! Spinning! There. There it is. Oh! Tried to trip him. I think this is the one that I would struggle with.

You gotta hit it perfectly. Is your baby alive, Kate? Wait for a second. Kate out of nowhere. She just materialized in front of us. Oh, good timing, Kate. Oh, boy. Did you eliminate the problem?

You're talking about Stephen and Brandon right now, right? Was it a poop issue? No, no. It was just crazy. Oh, he's... There it is. Doing all right over there, Kate? I'm going to, I'm going to.

Except for two of them. All right, bye. See you, Kate. Good luck. Why does everyone struggle with the football? It's hard. The angle is downward. People try football? It's hard. The angle is downward. People try to throw it too hard.

Oh, not a good form. Not a good form. Yeah, that's shit. Oh, it's pure shit. Oh, man. This guy. So this is a bad look for wrestlers. Yeah.

Wrestlers can't play basketball. That's obvious. Basketball is the most, if you don't know how to do it, obvious one. You can fake everything else. Yeah. Hockey too. You have to like. Yeah.

Can't really. No, that's a whole skill set. There's like a barrier to entry with. All right, whoa You're gonna need to grab them like oh you don't know anything No Mike. Oh, you don't know anything. Shit. Give me help here, guys. No. Sex act for one for two. Bukkake.

He's got a bukkake. And TJ's spelling. Chicken turkey duck. Why is he down there? I can't see. Green. What is Cartoon Network? I know what it is. What is Cartoon Network? I know what it is.

This is hard. What is a state? Two species. Indica, sativa. How did he get the marijuana so easily? Dew. Twa. You get the marijuana.

Two more. Frick. easily do twa two more uh frick nine cartoon network originals with one more i should know this uh one more name a color bean blue black blue blue there we go that's actually pretty good. 315. Not bad. Not bad. Wait. So how do you do this?

He didn't get that. 10 total. 10 total. 10 total. All right. Do you think we're going to have to do 10? It was like this is going to take all goddamn day. You really start getting defeated when you hear the first it's over.

Oh, yeah. I thought you were done when you said what's a state. Yeah. Yeah, we's over. Oh, yeah. I thought you were done when you said, what's a state? Yeah. Yeah, we're doomed. Speaking of turduckens, Chief is supposed to – Nobody was? That was one of the – Oh, okay.

I'm sorry. Chief is supposed to cook one with me, and he hasn't in the last five years. Top 50? Top 50? Probably top 50. Top 50. Is it – no? Yeah, what?

You're a dog out there. That's respect. We're going to have Chief run. Oh, he's never done it? No? Yeah, what? You're a dog out there. That's respect. Oh, we're going to have Chief run. Oh, he's never done it? He's never done it. Wow, I didn't know that. Let's go, Chief. Good luck.

I'm saying Chief goes 222. Wow. That was rough, guys. No, you did good Your cardio has to be above average No? 35th 35th Nice

What am I now, TJ? What's the longest match you've done? An hour and 45 Hour 45? Yeah That's like a movie I gotta imagine You probably weren't walking the next day, right?

Here, here, Mike. You're okay? Dave's 29th. Yeah, I was doing all right. Dave's 29th? 29th. Not bad. An hour 45 match?

Yeah. Was the crowd into it the whole time? Yeah. Here, microphone. Yeah, the crowd was into it the whole time. It was my home promotion in North Carolina. Okay. So it had a lot of story built up to it.

Yeah. It was like my first time wrestling for the big championship. Yeah. So they were there. They wanted to see me win. I've been screwed out. Did you win? I won.

It was cool. So everyone knows professional wrestling, we talk about stuff, right? Yeah. But with me and this guy, we had our first planned spot after we heard that an hour of the match had happened. So we did a whole hour just like improv. No way. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

I am wore out. Holy crap. Yeah, it's a lot. It's hard to talk after this. I want to say that I watch the show every single day. So I see the mean chatters. There is no way they're getting sub 330. Well, if anybody's mean in the chat, go to Logan Square and beat them up.

Bring it on. There it is. I will spladle the entire chat, L chat. You already, like, think that they're talking shit? Nah. Is that how they operate? Of course. If he beats my time,

I'll applaud it. Chief? Yeah, I've earned the respect. That was a good time. Anybody? Sub three minutes? All right, we ready, Teej? Yep. All right, Chief, you ready?

Yep. Brandon. Brandon's talking more off the microphone than he did on the show. Something about a rodeo. He's talking about a rodeo? He's talking about twisters. Oh, he's talking about twisters? All right.

All right, are you ready? All right. Three, two, one. That's Chief. Oh, it's a wrap. It's a wrap. Alright, 3, 2, 1. Oh, it's a wrap. Yeah, he's so- It's a wrap. And he's winded. This guy stinks!

Oh my god. This guy stinks! Dave, talk your shit! On the pizza scale, I'm giving this like a 1. Don't tell me he's gonna reset. Oh! There's nothing more shameful than a bag of... He can run. Soccer guy, too.

How about just shirtless Malasek rolling all over the floor? On the turf. Just guarding the balls. Wow. You kind of got to let him overcommit. Oh! Oh! Oh! See, he'smit. Oh! Oh!

See, he's too... There! Oh, good job. Baseball. Oh, I looked pitiful here. He's going to whiff on the first one. I was so pitiful here. Oh, my God!

How'd you know? I just knew. Strikeout? Strikeout? I 100% knew. There's nothing more hurtful than just seeing that ball go right into the air condition. This is the hardest part, I think. Oh.

Oh. Oh, he doesn't know. You've got gotta get your rebound What was chief what was uh, what was your time Dave three Something sorry, then are you rooting for your buddy? No Do you want him to be like, oh my god. I want him to fail in embarrassing facts. You had 303. 303? Yeah. So do you want

him to be like 304 or do you want him to be like 12 minutes? A second I don't care about. If he's like 12, that'd be awesome. If he was like JDL bad, that'd be awesome. What was Jeff's time? 9. 9.30. That is...

That's bad. That's, uh... Yeah, I think... An in-shape, I think, 90-year-old could beat that. Yes. Oh, yeah, we're ha... Yes. Oh, yep. Oh. Oh, yeah.

He's been practicing. Oh, my God. He can beat Dave. All right. 30 seconds to beat Piggly Wiggly. Regular diesel. What is this? Oh, 87, 89, 91. 91? After Alaska, Hawaii, Wyoming, Arizona, Montana.

Oh, I did this one uh last week chris farley movies uh chris farley movies would be i'm blanking yeah chris farley movies yeah come on chief go to a different pretend like you didn't even read common destinations for bachelorette parties uh scottsdale vegas charleston nashville uh dr brown soda I don't know.

All that. Conor McGregor. John Jones. It's Mac. M-A-C. Is it? I believe so. I don't think.

I also haven't fought that much. I mean. You got one more to to go you can't think of a mcgregor mcgregor would be 10 well it's not there it's not right black sheep yeah there you go black sheep that's like the most obscure one too black sheep black sheep that's the most time for seven that's i don't like that i think that would be kind of tommy boy how do you not think of Tommy Boy? Dude, it's tough. It's tough.

TJ spelled Bukkake so fast. It was like his fingers were already on the keys for Bukkake. It was second nature for you to type that, TJ. My God. Can we get a clip of just how long it took you to type Bukkake? I need a graphic with like, I think it was 0.17. That's a hard word. Yeah.

Unbelievable. Copied and pasted from recent search history. That might have been it. All right, let's see. That's bad. That's not horrible. It's forgettable. It's right in the meaty part of the curve where you want to be.

Beat Will Compton? You beat Brandon? No, not really. I got five times over that. I'm just seeing what I can see. I think that was me in a trash can. Well, that's everyday, Brandon. Remember when you did it all dainty, Brandon?

That might have been dainty me. I did like dainty. Prancing around all flamboyant-like. Dainty. Yeah, dainty. We already have the adjective. It's taken. So there's the leaderboard.

I'm in the top five. Oh, you in a trash can was good. Mm-hmm. Candid walk. Candid walk. Not bad, not bad. Brandon, what are you doing this weekend? You fishing?

Oh, nothing but I have, I think I'm going mantequing tomorrow. I'm very excited. I haven't been in a while. Can I come? No. He's trying to meet your wife. No. Lay some groundwork. Hold on, Chief in a while. Can I come? No. He's trying to meet your wife. No. Lay some groundwork.

Hold on, Chief. Do you really want to go? Not tomorrow, but eventually, yes. Then why would you say, can I come? Because I'm going to... I wanted to see your reaction, obviously. What kind of antiquing? But that does... Is this mantequing?

Mantequing, yeah. I like that you do that, and it's something that I would also enjoy. I'm going up into Greenfield, Wisconsin. What's the decor in your home look like? Do you good decor yeah i'd say it's okay so speaking of i have a second announcement um we're recording uh we're recording a yak from my house next week that's right it's official it is what's official now because i actually asked permission yesterday oh wow finally ran it by management and she said sure she said sure yeah she said she's gonna well now she probably feels pressured well no she was she was fine with it but then immediately i was like i'll take care of the food she said well i'll cook and i'll put

everything out and i said no no no i'm not gonna let any of the ones she's not gonna let herself not cook for us right she's gonna do something but i said i just don't chill i just we're just gonna do it on the patio you don't have to worry about gussying up the house or anything like that. She will gussy up the house. That's oftentimes a crossword hint. Gussy? Gussy's on the crossword every once in a while. Once again, can I come to that?

No, you can't. That's a yak. Just a question. I think we can let him. It's just a question. Do you want to come to my house? Kind of. Come to my house, Dave.

You're always welcome in my town. Careful. In my town. You probably shouldn't have my house dave you're always welcome my town careful in my town you probably shouldn't have said that brandon i said in my town do you have any elephant tusks or african masks uh i don't have either you hope to find that are you bringing are you bringing them them i think i wouldn't be shocked if your basement had like one of the two so i don't have an elephant tusk i do have my son on our last trip to mississippi saw a deer head that he liked okay we do have a deer head on the wall all right you can just buy those no he got my uncle doug gave it to him huh when we were back at my mom's house my uncle doug has a shed there where he keeps all his extra stuff and he

told my son you can go into my shed and get whatever you want. So my son went in there and got a deer head. Is it like a taxidermy thing? Yeah, it's a taxidermy. I didn't know if it was the actual. It's not a live deer. Well, I thought it might have been like one of the skulls. No. Or like one of the talking ones.

Do you remember those? Yeah, yeah. Well, that was Billy Big Mouth Bass. Yeah. No, but they had a deer at one point. They had a deer as well. I believe so. What, that was Billy Big Mouth Bass. Yeah. No, but they had a deer at one point. They had a deer as well. I believe so. What was the song Billy sang?

It was Fishy. Float me down the river. Didn't he also do Don't Worry Be Happy? Yeah, he did. Yes. I think he did multiple songs. I think Billy Big Mouth Bass. He did two.

He had Don't Worry Be Happy or. He did have that one, yeah. Was there one that he repeated back to you? Maybe. Or was that a toy parrot was that toy parrot what about the dancing coke can do you remember the dance i had a dancing santa i had a dancing coke can and a dancing flower did you uh invest in that like talking bass toy i did not i always to be honest it was always a little bit out of my price range, Billy Big Mouth Bass. And I always knew when I made it, I was going to have me a Billy Big Mouth Bass.

I always said that about the cat clock with the tail and its eyes go left and right. Guess what's right in my foyer? That? Yeah. Damn, you made it. So I found you an Asian grandfather clock that I want because I've seen your decor. It's going to cost me $800, but I'm going to get it for me. I'm going to get you that clock. I have a gift coming for you tomorrow.

I know. That's actually a great gift. An Asian grandfather clock? Fuck yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get it for him, and I've got to get you a mall bench. Do you all want mall benches? You don't have to get me a mall bench. No.

You don't want a mall bench? Well, I got scammed. Big time scam for the first time on eBay. How? What did you try to buy? I got scammed big time scam for the first time how what'd you try to buy i got scanned signed roger federer poster and what it just wasn't they just didn't come and what they do is they send you this text from a crazy number that's like ups or usps yeah uh got the wrong address you have to fill out this form yeah and pay 0.3 to have it delivered so 30 cents

it says i'm pretty sure that's how they get your credit card i can get refunded yeah and that's they make the money by that did you distinguish your beef extinguish your beef with who cajun mike no he hasn't i i just blocked him and moved on wow you blocked him yeah i did because fuck that guy did he did he like clarify i was messing uh no he never did to my knowledge i just he did yep what'd he say um because he never said i hated the guy besides the fact that he's a cowbell ringer just a funny comment my wife said brando just getting a little sensitive.

Oh. That's not me being sensitive. That's not a good apology. Yeah. Yeah. Double down. Fuck that motherfucker. Yeah.

That was a double down. Yeah. What's the beef though? We went out to the yak. We took the yak out to Joliet to this dude's house to do roof ball. Mm-hmm. And we were all there just sitting in the front yard, all doing the same stuff, just sitting around

the dog came out i petted the dog and everything and then he tweeted the other day i liked ever there's two months ago yesterday that we did the yak at my house i liked everybody except brandon walker and he was like my wife said uh he was rude and i were you rude just was not at all good question not even kind of a root like i i walked up to her i talked i said her home was lovely i petted her dog said my god it's a beautiful dog and it was it's a english bulldog Good question. Not even kind of. I walked up to her. I talked. I said her home was lovely. I petted her dog. I said, my God, it's a beautiful dog. And it was.

It's an English Bulldog. Remarkable looking dog. Wide dog. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful, perfect dog. My favorite dog. And either he or she just fucking lied for no reason, just for people on the internet to give him a like.

Hate that. Yeah, that's not quite busting balls. No, i don't like that he gives off the message to your audience to your fan base that you are a genuine asshole yeah that's a dick move there's a thing i'm not an asshole not an asshole at all no no i thought you were a pleasant man yeah you thought i was i thought you were the recurring you are but not in that sense you would be a dick to someone's wife you wouldn't know i would be an asshole to me right yeah yeah in this setting but that's a green flag of somebody yeah the greenest yeah

but if i saw you out if we just met out in the street i wouldn't be no no i'm an asshole to you because you're white socks dave right and i'm brandon fucking walker yeah yeah it pissed it really pissed me off yeah i don't that i would be i'd be upset with that too that's that's bullshit yeah that's bullshit Because that guy sees people bust on me here and he says well I can do it online. That's exactly it. Thank you TJ. That was crazy.

Did I say bust on me? Yeah. People would see guys bust on you. That guy watches guys bust on me all the time and he thinks he can bust on me but you can't just bust on me. No. You gotta have a report. You gotta be one of a certain 50 guys at Barstool that can bust on you. Nick can bust on you all you want. Nick can bust on me but you can't just bust on me no you gotta have a report you gotta be one of a certain yeah 50 guys at barstool that can bust on you can bust on me and whenever he wants yeah kyle can bust on me and dave you can bust on me if you want a bukkake of bus sure right why not how do you spell that again tj b-u-k-k-a-k

now how do you spell Ohio? That's how kids learn Mississippi. E-U-K-K. Is that how you count seconds? One Bukkake. Two Bukkake. You're a sick fuck, Hitchings. What are you doing this weekend? Shit.

I'm going to Chef Donnie's restaurant tonight. Are you? Yeah. That's exciting. Yeah. Are you going to ask me what I'm doing this weekend? Well, he asked me what I was doing first. What are you doing this weekend? I have a bocce ball tournament tomorrow

at Eddie's house. If you're not doing it, we still need two teammates. I was in a bocce league. You just said you were doing nothing this weekend. I did. You're boxed in now. I really am bummed out. And we've been meaning to hang out you know yes we have been

last night wasn't enough no it was all of us were just looking at our notes yeah it's true yeah well they believe a little more intimate setting Kyle what you doing this weekend this weekend no plans I've got a lot of invites do you want to be our fourth

for you y'all don't have a third. We need two guys. You chat? Yeah, we had Danny dropped out and somebody else dropped out. Smokes, it's his birthday or something. It's his birthday Saturday. Yeah. What do you think he's doing for his birthday?

Cocaine? Yeah. All right. I'm a little escobar mount nicky smokes just this morning he got here early he came into practice on college football 25 right so he's getting there and there's uh annika is also here and they're the only two in there and they're drinking because she's getting coffee or whatever and he's like my birthday's this weekend and she says really and she says yep turning? And she says, yep. Turning 25, getting old.

Never thought I'd see 25. Talking about 25 like it's fucking 50. And just acting like. Never thought he'd see 25. Is he like Coolio? And he's. Growing up on the streets, not going to make it to 25. He's the most experienced dude of all time. And then he said, yeah, I went out drinking last night.

I was sober for two weeks. I went out. I had some last night. When I woke up this morning, I just thought, I don't even. I was sober for two weeks. I went out. I had some last night. When I woke up this morning, I just thought, that's not even me anymore. I don't like doing that. Two weeks sober. Two weeks sober. Can you believe it?

You can't even believe it, can you? You can't even believe it. But when I would turn 25, I was like, fuck. Yeah. This is it? 30 was bad. 30 was bad for you? 30.

I didn't like 30. I am 35 35 it's always weird to me when i'm closer to the next yeah than the last so i'm closer to 40 now than i am to 30 that's not a good feeling past 30 it's all the same yeah to me it's all i didn't like 30 30 was the worst i thought i didn't i thought 28 like hit harder than 30 because like 30 is right around the corner once you're 30 30, it's like, ah, everything's the same. Next step, graveyard. Yeah.

Just running out the clock. Going to put some money in the bank, fuck my wife every three weeks or so, and then just step off into the sunset. When you go those long stretches and you end it too quickly, can you ask for a redo or do you have to wait that time again i don't know man do you even care about redos anymore i just i'd rather be playing college

football really yeah that's better than coming kind of yeah yeah are you good at college football and coming um not coming but i'm uh i'm you bad at coming? I'm good at college football. It's just not in practice, you know? I'm good at college football. I'm really good. Are you good? I haven't played. You think you're good at everything.

I've been playing. I don't like sport video games, though. You look like a guy who gets the dried up residue and you have like four different piss streams. That's a guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you have a lot of remnants that's fine i think that's why you always have dribble there's always piss on the floor

i have a leaky valve yeah yeah you're a remnant guy yeah yeah just let it let it go where it's gonna go you've been around for a while have you ever busted on anything out of the ordinary i can't say that I have. Just in a bed or on a person? Yeah. Those are the only two things? That I busted on? There's a difference between on and in.

No, I would say a bed or a person is pretty much exclusively where my busts have gone. Floor? I know you've pulled outside. I don't think I've ever busted on a floor. Car? Car, no. No? No. Has your seed ever busted on the floor. Car? Car, no. No? No.

Has your seed ever hit soil? Yes. Yeah? Yeah, probably. Probably. Circle of life. Well, I mean, there was some. You're 19, and fucking outside's just the best.

Yep. Trevor, have you ever been to an all-wrestler party? Yeah. And they probably get down. Yeah, there's, yeah it stuff like that happens right yeah weird things uh it's just kind of like that rock star life right it's just dudes kind of traveling the world and uh doing copious amounts of drugs and alcohol yeah yeah yeah and uh you have groupies you've heard stories there there are groupies. They're called rats.

Ah. Clever. You know, each one has like their own kind of term. Okay. We call them rats, ring rats. Gotcha. So when you're on the road, you're in a new city, do you have like a set move? Like are you going to go out after every event?

When I was younger, I was definitely doing that. How old are you? 30 now. Oh, 30? Yeah, 30. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Now, not so much. Now I'm a way better person, if you will.

Yeah, but I used to go out and try to party and, you know, be stupid. Yeah. Why not? Why not? What's next? Hopefully a job here. Yeah? Brandon?

Yeah, me and Brandon running Rasslin'. They don't't like wrestling here you don't need to name drop that one um yeah i uh connor griffin he sat in for connor griffin today he did okay he's kind of okay yeah good okay on the family yeah yeah you might be a redhead yeah oh i made connor griffin look the Jeff Foxworthy cadence. And did he like it? He did okay. How does the Blue Collar Comedy Tour age? Okay, so I could discuss this at length. Obviously, Bill Ingvall was trash and terrible, even at the time he was bad. Here's your sign? Yeah, I just don't think that ages well or was ever funny at all.

Foxworthy comes in number three. Now, Cable Guy is where it gets interesting because Ron White, it was good then, it's just good now. Ron White's awesome. Ron White's the michael jordan of the blue collar comedy tour he he's he's the goat of the blue collar comedy tour cable guy had his moment but isn't doesn't hold up that well everybody loved cable guy every he had the highest peak cable guy was everybody's number one 2001 growing up is when ron white becomes your number one correct he might have been my last when i first saw a sign of maturity of maturity is knowing that Ron White's far and away the funniest and always was. But Cable Guy, he was, you're old enough for that.

Yeah, I never got into it though. I remember it. Yeah. Foxworthy and Ingvall are just kind of there. Ingvall's just certainly kind of there. I was. Ingvall's still. I'm not even familiar.

I can't think of it. In 1999, 2000, when the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Kingswood Comedy came out, they were maybe my favorite thing in the entire world. I like Kingswood Comedy a little bit better. Yeah. But Blue Collar was way up there. And then the South, it was gigantic, obviously. And those guys, I mean, does Larry the Cable Guy have $500 million?

He had on that Cars money, right? Oh, my God. He was in Cars. Yeah. He was- Tow Mater. I mean, Tow Mater probably sells millions of dollars of merchandise today. Yeah. Fuck. He gets a taste off of that. that cars money right oh my god he was in cars yeah he was toemater i mean yeah toemater probably sells millions of dollars of merchandise today yeah so he gets a taste off of that i would assume

off the merch got to right i don't know never thought of it and they made a billion like straight to dvd or straight to streaming stuff with just toemater uh he was in delta farce with bj qualls he loved him in the core. BJ Qualls was in Road Trip, right? He's the one that got smushed into the bed? He is the skinny guy. Real skinny nose guy. Yeah, he got smushed into the bed. By the fat girl?

I've never seen Road Trip. Oh, well, you should see Road Trip. I think I grew up at the perfect time to be a kid. Because when I was 12, everything was catered to 12-year-olds. Yes. Every piece of comedy, every movie, every popular thing. New game consoles. Who is the comedian or actor that 12-year-olds obsess over?

Ours was Dane Cook. Ours was Will Ferrell, Dane Cook. Even Larry the Cable Guy. I loved him when I was 12. Yeah. What's Tommy into? Just TikTok clips. Yeah probably just like online personality yeah it's uh he likes the i'm gonna use mr beast as an example i don't know if he likes mr beast or not

but guys like that yeah um it was like ryan something there's all kind of toy kid no no that was way back that was way back he's day. I fucking hate that. That was way back in the day. That kid, too. He's not a kid anymore, and he's still doing toy reviews. See? How old is that kid? I think 30. Those parents cashed in on that kid. Yeah. Because you go to Walmart, you're going to see boxes of toys saying Ryan's closet and

stuff like that. That I'm okay with. Yeah. Cashing in on a kid? To use your little kid to play with toys to become multi-mega millionaires? Yeah. That doesn't seem... But they still have him doing it, I think.

It might be sad. TJ, can you put the most recent Ryan's toy review? Is it just a PS5? Yeah, what's he reviewing? College Football 25. Ryan's Bukkake review. Oh, come on, Brian. Brian.

Brian. Ryan's superhero Titan family. He's not that old yet. Well, yeah, I guess so. He looks like he's having fun. As long as he's still having fun. Ryan's World the movie Titan Universe Adventure starring Ryan from Ryan's World. Oh, yeah, that kid's 30.

Ryan's got his own movie? 37. Look how old he is. Wait, which one? Middle. Ryan's getting his own movie? 37. Look how old he is. Wait, which one? Middle. He's taller than his mom now. Who's the dude on the right? That's his dad.

Oh. 37.4 million subscribers. I fucking hate this whole family. Maybe someone can help us. All right. That video right there, how many views does it have? 34. Okay, so that's not bad.

Six hours. Six hours. Oh yeah, I guess. But that's still not great for... These are like horrendous view numbers for... Go to popular. Yeah, click on popular. He's an adult.

Two billion. Two billion views. What is the video? Let's watch a two billion viewed video. Ready? Go, go, go! And it's just toys inside a water slide. What else? What else?

Two billion? I hate this kid. Two? I feel like I looked like this during the gauntlet. Three? Yeah, you did. You did. Oh!

Hurry, hurry! What else? We gotta get two billion views on the YI for you. Do we just do this one for one? Yeah, this isn't even good. Oh, you got one in there? Shocking we haven't had an inflatable like that in the office. Yeah, that's true.

Ah, we kind of did. The jousting thing. Ah, yeah, I guess so. Two billion? That's fucking absurd. Is that more than anything ever? No way. I remember.

Gangnam. Gangnam style was the first billion, right? It was the fastest billion? It was something like that. And that was a billion. That fucking double. That's absurd. That is absurd. Baby Shark's most. Baby Shark's most? This is like a home video.

Kids are lucrative as fuck. Targeting that demo. A kid will watch the same video over a thousand times consecutively yes yeah i wore out dumb and dumber on vhs 14 billion views what yeah no i would go to kids homes and they would just play that on repeat and the youtube would just keep playing it so why are you at Kids Homes? He used to work in Kids

Yeah Oh Okay I guess working in Kids is not the best way to say it Well Despacito

What's Johnny Johnny Yes Papa? That's like Ed Sheeran Shape of You 6.3 billion YouTube is dominated by like foreign stuff stuff for little kids and music That's like another kid's song. Ed, you're in shape of you. 6.3 billion? YouTube is dominated by like foreign stuff, stuff for little kids, and music.

Mr. Beast is the only channel that's not like foreign or for babies or like celebrity. I think a wrestling video is number eight. Yeah, it might be. Interview with MJF. Shit, no, it got beat by Choo Choo TV Nursery. Uptown Frog. That's Gangnam Style. Learning colors, colorful eggs on a farm. Crazy Frog.

Crazy Frog. Hell yeah, bud. Axel F. He shows his penis. Yep. In what? The frog. The frog shows his penis all the time.

I'm fine with that. What, you mean Axel Fultz? Uncirced. I guess there's no frog moils. Sugar. Are there Jewish's no frog Moyles. Sugar. Are there Jewish frogs? Yes, please.

That's a good song. I actually just listened to that album the other day. Jewish frogs? No. Maroon 5. They're Jewish. Adam Levine? I bet you he is Jewish, actually.

You think? No. Levine. Yeah. That feels Jewish. You think that feels Jewish? Yeah. Yeah. That feels Jewish. You think that feels Jewish? Yeah. I would bet he's Jewish.

Is Levine Jewish? He looks Jewish, actually. Well, now. Yeah. That's a lot. What? Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. He considers himself jewish how do you however he's spirit okay in this ultimate summertime package we're talking about manscaped manscaped has come out with y'all didn't do this while i was gone did you no no manscape has come out with its ultimate summertime

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so we might as well just spin it. Oh, I forgot it's still half and half now. All right, here's a question. We can add one sliver to the wheel, but it has to say stapler on it. Meaning we can staple you? How about if it lands on wet and it's you? I will count getting stapled as getting wet.

Are you saying like the office tool yeah yeah staple where yeah let's add that I don't want to do that what if you have the option wet or staple I'll do that I'll take the wet though

I'm preemptively Trevor if you got wet would you rather get stapled? I think I'm only getting stapled if it lands on staple. Put staple on and then me and you. Just to add a sliver. This is a bad precedent that a guy can just come off the street and add something to the wheel? That is crazy.

But it is punishment. Chat loves punishment. He really wants his staple. No, no, no. How about this? How about this? Yep. If it lands on wet and it lands on you.

Yeah, you have to staple. We go to a second wheel and it's staple or wet. No, he's just going to staple. He wants to staple. I think he wants to be wet too. I just wanted you guys to staple. I don't want to staple. I don't want to staple. You don't want to do any of the wheel, Brandon.

Correct. I don't want to reset. It's on the logo. Let's just spin the wheel. Let's spin the wheel. What's the reset mean again? It means it resets the wheel. Here we go.

Thank God. The original wheel. All the spaces go back. But now you re-spin on reset. But now on the reset we add. On this wheel, I'm going to give you a staple. And I'll be gone. So that would be perfect.

No, no, no. You'll have to FaceTime in and staple yourself wherever you are. Okay, deal, deal, deal. Yeah. I'm fine getting rid of Talwit a staple. Yeah, and I'll be gone. So that'd be perfect. No, no, no. You'll have to FaceTime in and staple yourself wherever you are. Okay, deal, deal, deal. Yeah. I'm fine getting rid of towel whip for staple. I think I'd rather get a towel whip. For sure, but... Our guest did say...

I would really prefer not to be stapled. I gotta say. I'm not getting stapled. I'm not stapling myself. I fucking hate needles. What's the rat trap? Did you ever have a rat trap? You seem like a guy who would have a hoop in high school. Hoop earring. I'm not stapling myself. I fucking hate needles. What's the rat trap? Did you ever have a rat trap? You seem like a guy who would have a hoop in high school.

Hoop earring. I've never had my... If I walked into my house... Eddie had earrings. Eddie had earrings. Did Eddie have diamonds? He had stud earrings. Oh, fuck yeah.

Dude, there's a picture of Eddie in high school that he's wearing a backwards Kobe Bryant jersey. What? Like a flat brim hat cocked to the side and backwards with stud earrings. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There was a Nelly music video where this guy was wearing a backwards Orlando Pace, and I bought an Orlando Pace to do backwards.

Nice. St. Lunatics. Yeah. I wanted to be a St. Lunatic. Who was your favorite? St. Lunatic? Yeah. Couldn't name one.

Gotta be Nelly. It's Murphy Lee. I forgot Murphy Lee. Murphy Lee's the best St. Lunatic. Outside. Couldn't name one. Gotta be Nelly. It's Murphy Lee. I forgot Murphy Lee. Murphy Lee's the best St. Lunatic. Outside of Nelly, of course. You couldn't name Murphy Lee? Oh, I love it. Looking good, looking good.

Staple question mark. I don't need no fucking hook on this beat. All right, are we spinning this? Yeah. The wheel is just... Oh. That's a damn shame. i'm happy with the reset very happy all right trevor hit it one more time you are aware tonight tonight i'm in logan square auditorium in chicago for black label pro

tomorrow night i will be in lexington north carolina for elevation pro and then on sunday i will be in buffalo new york for buffalo championship wrestling you can also follow me on trevor lee pro on twitter and instagram uh big stoolie big yak fan we appreciate you coming out yeah yeah appreciate you guys having me appreciate being able to add staple question mark to the wheel. No, we're taking it off as soon as you leave. Yeah, I believe you. Yeah.

There's no chance any of us are doing that. How many times have you done it? Just once. Oh, whoa, really? But he asked me earlier if I would take the mousetrap, and I said I would rather get stapled. In a professional setting or just? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, yeah, professional.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like an office stapler or a staple gun? It was a staple gun. Yeah. professional. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Like an office stapler or a staple gun? It was a staple gun. Yeah. Oh. You did have long hair recently. Like long as fuck.

He probably got it right. He wasn't guessing. No, I know, but now I see it. Mm-hmm. I got the character. You can validate his hair story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Validated. All right. All right, boys. We'll be back Monday with the full crew, I believe. Yeah. Otherwise, thank you, Trevor. Yeah, thank you so much. Chicago boys.

Great to meet you, Trevor. All right. Let's see you. Yak. Have a good weekend. Have a good weekend. We'll be right back. Hey, we're going to send it over to Quick Picks, and then after that, over to Juan Tondon if he's still alive. Go check out his stuff in Paris.

He's using one of those live backpacks that I want really bad. All right, have a great weekend. Stay safe. Love you. Bye.