The Yak - Recapping Jerry's Hole-In-One as Gic January Continues | The Yak 1-4-24

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Hey, yo. Hey. What's up? It's the big three on the yak today. Hey. People have been asking for this one.

Yeah. Got Mince ready. I don't know if he knows. Mince is pumped up. Kind of like a post-nut malaise in the air after it finally happened. Yeah. General feeling of uneasiness.

What song you got in your head, Mincey? Hop on the mic. Big Cat's not here. They were playing at house music after New Year's. So it's been in my head for the last three days. We alive. We alive. Big Cat not here. They were playing at house music after New Year's. It's been in my head for the last three days.

We are live. Big Cat's here. I'm afraid to look at you. Hell of a job holding it down, boys. We had a couple more minutes, too. I had a segment. Did you do Roback? Oh, no.

Did anyone do Roback? That's a given. Never mind. We did not do row back sorry rowback.com promo code yak 20 off your first purchase q-zips polos hoodies joggers shorts rowback.com promo code yak do it now uh we gotta get jerry in here yep yeah i am uh i well here he is oh i don't like i'm looking at a resurrected deity like a war veteran okay wow and we'll get to the magician in a minute um i i told jerry he's got to stick around for uh a little bit this afternoon to just, you know, it's his moment. This is like, I really don't, well, you just talk, Jerry. I'll give my thoughts, but I want to hear from you. How are you feeling?

I feel great. I'm still sore, but yeah, I wasn't, not that I didn't believe you yesterday, but you kept on saying like, dude, this is bigger than you think. I'm like, I don't know if it really is. You know what I mean? I think you're just saying that to try to make me stay here and keep shooting. But I realize now, like, a lot of fucking people watch that shit. A lot of people.

It was a movement. Dude. Crazy. Is there any part of you that's like, if this extended to Friday, Saturday, I'd be on Global Headline? Zero. extend it to friday saturday i'd be on uh global head zero i think i think it will for the show sake to get bigger sure i guess but like i think this was great timing it was a perfect way to end yeah and i so i obviously had a front row seats all of it i told jerry because it was it was funny because as it grew jerry got more more sleep deprived and delusional.

Yes. So it was very hard to like get through to him. Like how many times did we just sit down off camera and I was just like, dude, this is so monstrous. Like you don't understand. Like I even said to you, I was like, I'm jealous of you right now because as much as it sucks, the moment that you're going to have is like you can't, those moments just don't come along

often yeah like it's just one of those moments i was telling you it's like kind of when i when i won my first title with doug's like that like having everyone ride for you and feeling the momentum in the wave yeah it was so fucking there was like no and like nobody was negative no one was negative like flipped after once we got to everything. Yeah. Everyone started being positive. I did. I was nervous. There was two times I was very nervous.

One was when Jerry made me call his girlfriend to try to explain to her what was going on. Cause I was like, Oh yeah. What did you even say? I was just like, I was like, listen, it was almost like I was like a doctor saying like, he's not going to make it. I was like, listen, Jerry is not going to be home for dinner. And she was like a doctor saying like he's not gonna make it i was like listen jerry is not gonna be home for dinner and she was like oh really like i was hoping that he'd be home for dinner like jelaine tomorrow's dinner yeah and i was like i was like i understand it's disappointing he's not gonna be home for dinner but what he is doing right now is bigger than all of us

and she was like oh okay that's cool and i i even said i was like 30 000 people are watching right now she's like whoa that's a lot little did i know is gonna get to fucking 100k yeah that's crazy and uh so that moment made me scared when you're like you have to call my girlfriend yeah because she's i i said i said to myself she's not gonna she's not gonna understand if i tell her yeah like yeah trust you she knows how big of a star you are and stuff like that she's like i was like let me just tell Dan to call her. She'll believe him one million percent. That would be the most absurd lie in the world. But it really did feel like breaking really bad news.

It's like, he's not going to be home. He's going to miss seven dinners. Well, the big dinner was my favorite fish was Chilean sea bass. The thought crossed our mind it was going to be like a scene from Saving Private Ryan where I have to go up to Arlington Heights with just a golf club. He didn't mean it. A month in and I'm like, he's never coming back.

I wasn't ruling the death out as a possibility. Breaking news. Wow. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Let's go. Oh my god. This, yeah. Yes. Let's go.

Oh, my God. This is incredible. That is so fast. Fuck yeah. You got to tell Ben what happened. Oh, my God. That's incredible. And just so we're clear, so people know, TJ Watt didn't quote tweet the shot.

He quote tweeted the speech that Jerry gave. Jerry had all of America watching the speech. Jerry used his time for the speech to ask for dinner with T.J. Watt. That's it. He was like, this is my one shot. So is his response a yes? It has to be. Yeah.

It has to be a yes, right? Never doubt. Yes. Has to be a yes. But, yeah, the the moment that i had to call your girlfriend was had me a little worried and then the other moment was last night yeah but it was just me hank and and the ryan and and uh and lucas and jerry and and liam was here uh no context football, who he might be the mush because he went to the shower. He is the mush. Yeah, he stayed the whole 24 hours. The entire time.

And he missed it. He missed it. He missed it for 24 hours. He didn't sleep. At least for 10 minutes. So he might be the mush. But there was a moment like around 9, 30, 10 o'clock last night where Jerry had, I'd say, an hour straight of not even hitting the green.

Yes. Because he was so, like like delusionally like sleep deprived and he kept on saying i'm not tired i'll tell you when i'm tired it's like hank and i he put on headphones at one point mook gave him headphones so he could listen to music and while jerry was on the headphones hank and i were just whispering into the mic we're like he's never gonna hit it it's been an hour like he's never gonna hit it it. He needs to sleep. So I was nervous that Jerry was not going to agree to sleep. Well, I kept on thinking about my mom. And when I first told her, hey, I think I'm going to leave the union and the pension and go to Barstool.

And she was so mad. She's like, this is bullshit. I kept on thinking of a normal life. You know what I mean? Just like a pension, kids, house, normal just like a pension kids house you know normal job a train i was like why did i leave that why did i leave yeah come do this like this is torture yeah when you had that breakdown i was shitting myself can you find that tj that breakdown because he we got that i like kind of i felt terrible for you but at the same time i was like i kind of

want to laugh but i knew i couldn't laugh yeah and um you trying to put him to bed like a child yeah was destroying it was it was just like i just knew that he was gonna get it i never wavered that he was gonna get it but i also knew he was never gonna get it if he didn't sleep yeah true like there was that was such a good call that was the right call you did and doing sleeping on the stream Is such a funny wrinkle Like the fact that there was 5,000 people With a stroke You added 7,000 subscribers while you slept That's crazy

I woke up a couple times in the middle of the night Just to check I was nervous I was nervous you were going to fire up the machine at 2am I told Lucas And Ryan I was like do not let him turn on the machine till at least 6 a.m and they're like you're right because like i was like if he doesn't sleep he never get it yeah never there was no shot i was getting it last night no zero zero but man that

moment i mean i think i've said to you and texted you so many times in the last like 12 hours i'm just i'm proud of you like i don't even know what else to say. I'm just proud of you. Everyone at the company was ecstatic. Everyone was over. Everyone was tweeting about it. Every single person. The shirts have been selling like fucking hotcakes. The bonus.

The one you missed where the ball stopped rolling and the resolve to just be like, all right, well, I guess we're going to go at it. I would have needed like two or three days. Yeah, dude, that was horrible. Real course that goes in that ball. Yeah. That ball should have been in. Yeah, that was rolling too fast.

And I feel bad saying this, Jerry, but I was happy that it didn't go in. It was special. You think the timing-wise? Yeah. It was the perfect amount of time. It worked out perfectly. You could see me laughing, actually, in the clip. Yeah, it was a good clip to get more people in.

You put it out that he's like this close. Yeah, that's a good clip to get more people in. You put it out that he's like this close. Yeah, that's a good point. It was so natural. I said that in that moment that that was good for you. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Can you find the clip of this when Jerry had a breakdown? God, dude, I fucking hate my life so much. I fucking

hate it so much, dude. I should have stayed in the union. I should have fucking just had an honest job Thinning pipes Worked as an electrician and that's it. I should have- what? Chase bullshit I was shitting myself. I could have made an honest living with a pension. I wouldn't have to deal with no fucking trolls. None of this shit Let it out. Let it out.

You went full dad mode. I know what I'm saying. Take as much time as you need. Let it out. It was just a constant wave of up and down. Yeah. Where it's like you got to get negative sometimes. Yeah.

And you got to get positive. Yeah. Hank and I must have said a million times last night. Oh, good shot, Jerry. Yeah. Or it's like you got to get negative sometimes. Yeah. And you got to get positive. Yeah. Hank and I must have said a million times last night, oh, good shot, Jerry. Yeah. You're right on. That was so annoying. None of them were close. None of them were good.

None of them were good. Just like any lift on the ball. Yeah. Dude, you're right there. Right there. You're back in the air. That's what you need. You're on the pin, Jerry.

You're on the pin. You're going in the water. Dude, the amount of people who hit me up, like, it's insane. I'm telling you, everyone was watching. Yeah, crazy, dude. Everyone was watching. We just did an interview for PMT with Jimbo Fisher. Yeah, which one called me.

Coach of Texas A&M, yeah. Max told me. First thing he said was, I just saw Jerry hit it. He's like, I was watching the last 20 minutes. It's like crazy. Crazy, bro. Crazy. Everyone. Yep, take the day, and then mine's on next Tuesday to Thursday. hit it he's like i was watching the last 20 minutes it's like crazy crazy crazy everyone yep take the day and then mine's on next tuesday to thursday what you got i did i don't know i did

say that to jerry i was like you got a lot of subscribers you got a lot of people in jerry's like where do you go from that like i mean i think you take an l next week but reset the expectation okay right do something extremely boring like a ball trying to catch it in a cup. Okay. And then it just resets all of it. That wouldn't be boring at all. Yeah. And then we start again.

I mean, you're actually just funny, so you need to find something that's low impact on the body. Yes. Number one. I was thinking about doing a Rubik's Cube. Wow, that could be another three days. I was thinking maybe like a Rubik's Cube. That could be another three days. I was thinking maybe like a giant puzzle. Yeah. I wonder if we get a puzzle of like a picture of the legendary shirt.

Oh. Make it the size of the basketball court. Yeah. The size of the basketball court. Oh, Liv Golf signed you up. Oh, shit. Hell yeah. I love it.

Hell yes. Yeah, is there like a Lego set that's 10,000 pieces or something? The Millennium Falcon is the biggest one. Can we get a Lego set of Pebble Beach? Yeah. Pebble Beach number 7. I know Lucas is a sicko because he was like, yeah, I just want to put you in a room with white walls

and nothing else in there. Oh yeah, we know. That is a sicko shit. The Wii bowling until you get a perfect game was a good idea. We can't do something that... Is almost impossible? Yeah, you can't. You got to do something that will get you out of here by like midnight.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, Lucas has a couple days to come up with some stuff. He's the ideas guy. I also think this is something that you can do once a year. Once a year. Once a year. T-M-C. T-M-C. Yep. That a year. TMZ. TMZ.

Oh, yep. That's so funny. Yep. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Yeah, once a year, you have your hole-in-one challenge. Yeah, January 2nd. Yeah.

Has to be. Yeah. It's just the new year. We're getting back on the simulator. Just fucking going. I didn't even bring a change of clothes, because I thought they were going to be like three hours. This is such an asshole, dude. I'm happy. I held it in. Thanks, man. So perfect.

Gracias, Barstool. All right, well, you got to stick around for the act. Yeah, hang on. Magician? Yeah, we got a magician right now. Oh, hell yeah. Where's Moreno? Moro?

He was here the first day. He would have hit that. Oh, you did multiple magicians. Different one every day. This guy looks cool as fuck, though. Yeah, this guy does look cool. What's your name? What?

Jake. All right, so Jake is going to do some magic. He's all set up. Where's Mincy going? Talk to me. What's that music? Mincy's ready to go. Ooh, I like it, Jake.

I like it, Jake. This guy looks like he would fuck up a tech deck. Yeah, he does. He'd be nice with that. That was... What's Mincy's deal? We're still trying to figure it out. He doesn't know yet.

He's the one who... We dropped hints. We were working on that for years. We just do the magic for him. Okay. So he gets wowed very easily. Wait, we don't have mics. Do we have...

Yeah, they're not... Somehow there's Tame Impala coming through on his mic input. I think Stefan's listening to it in the control room. Oh, that was... Stefan. Okay, wait. Hold on one sec, Jake. We don't have you mic'd.

We don't want to ruin... No, it's not your fault. No, it's not your fault. We're having tech issues here at Barstool for the first time in a while, really. Is he going to do card tricks? Jerry, what hurts the most? Hands. Hands.

Being so close? Hands, for sure. It's hard to grip. Yeah, that was my fear. You definitely needed sleep, but you lay down, you let the body relax. Yeah. Just stiffened up. I was worried about that. I definitely stiffened up this morning you lay down. You let the body relax. Yeah. Just stiffened up. I was worried about that.

I definitely stiffened up this morning for sure. Yeah. You looked. You getting out of bed. Shout out to chiropractor. Oh my God. But that air mattress and pillow combination looked. It wasn't that bad.

It looked heaven. Yeah, it looked good. It looked incredible. It wasn't that bad. When we were putting it together, I was like, this actually is kind of nice. Yeah, dude. We got to save that for when you stay late. Yeah. Yeah. Good idea. We really do need to save that. Yeah, dude. We got to save that for when you stay late. Yeah.

Yeah. Good idea. We really do need to save that. Yeah, definitely. We should save that. I was thinking actually that one room upstairs that no one uses. I actually was thinking we should just make that a bedroom. Is that the green room?

No. The one that like, it's got, it's like maybe an editing bay. Oh, okay. Yeah. Let's do that. We should just make that a bedroom. That's a good idea. Yeah.

Yeah. The one where I got the makeup done for school? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Where did the boys sleep last night? Did they have air mattresses as well? They did.

They did. I don't know where they slept, though. Okay. Liam slept on the couch in there. And shout out everyone, by the way, the whole support staff, because Ryan. Ryan. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Liam, Lucas, but like Spider, Paige. Yes. Yeah, they all helped out. They all, like Spider went and did a target run last night, got all that stuff. Yeah, I texted them. Paige got, you know, the chiropractor, the IV, all that stuff. Yeah, dude. It was really awesome.

Yeah. And shout out to us for supporting. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yes. I think we really probably hammered this thing home. I just wanted him to get it. Yeah.

I was just nervous he was not going to get it. I love Jerry so much that I am willing to go on the air wearing a Ben Rothman. Yes. That's a fact. Jerry, you also are back on advisors now. You basically turned. There was some people who were saying some shit about Jerry the last month, whether it be surviving Barstool and then advisors.

Yeah, yeah. You just flipped. That's what I was trying to tell you. You flipped the whole narrative. Flipped it. Bully hours. Yeah, I can't wait for advisors next week. I already got some advisors. Yeah, yeah. You just flipped. That's what I was trying to tell you. You flipped the whole narrative. Flipped it. Bully hours. Yeah, I can't wait for advisors next week. I already got some takes.

I'm ready. You don't know what the games are going to be. I got takes. I got a question for you, Jerry, because we talked about this late last night. What would you have done if we had gotten to like 7 p.m. tonight? Because we had a plan, but I think the plan would have. Yeah, I think it would have backfired. I think that wasn't the plan.

Yeah, the plan was I was going to take all the heat and make him go home, but I think people would have been so mad. Oh, yeah. That was the necessary plan, though. At some point, somebody needed to step up and say, you've got to go home. Maybe the plan actually just helped his mental, but that would have been a...

People would have been very upset. Oh, yeah. Go home to then restart yes yeah okay like i was gonna i was gonna basically say to the whole chat like jerry has to go home to see his kid yeah he'll be back tomorrow morning but he has to go home that would have been bad i'm happy we didn't get there me too you called it perfect before 12 o'clock yeah before 12 o'clock it's gonna happen you can't the minute you started hitting this morning i was was like, he's back. Well, your first shot was within a foot, right? Yeah, it was close.

First shot was close. Tom Brady gets some credit, too. Oh, yeah. That tweet. 17 minutes later? Yeah, I tweeted a screenshot of that. I want to frame that in the house. TJ is going to frame.

Are we taking the mat out? We're going to take the mat out, right? Yeah, they're sending a new mat. Yeah, we're going to get a new mat. We're going to frame the mat., right? Yeah, they're sending a new mat. Yeah, we're going to get a new mat. We're going to frame the mat. We got to make jersey cards out of that. All of it. The clubs.

Yeah, cards, right? Game use turf. Wow, you should sell that. You should fully sell that. Yeah, that'd be really awesome. Make sure you make a note of everything you're wearing. Yeah. Everything you're wearing.

Game use socks. The gloves, dude. Yeah, we got the gloves. They're bloodstained gloves. Those would probably go crazy nuts. Dude, you see in the office. The gloves, dude. Yeah, we got the gloves. They're bloodstained gloves. Those would probably go crazy. Dude, you could get a nice... Gary. Game use, bloody gloves.

All right, Jake, let's test again. Hello? Yeah, there we go. Jake, let's go. Okay, so let's start over there, I guess, right? Deck of cards. Have you picked one? But I asked you to think of a card before we started, right?

You did. Okay, what was the name of that card? A card that I thought of. Yeah. Seven of spades. Seven of spades. Yep. It's not in the deck.

Is it seven of clubs? No, it's seven of spades. Yeah, because it's in your pocket already. Okay. It's not in the deck. No. Right, so check your pocket. That's when you check your pocket.

Just check your pocket. Oh! All right, yeah. All right, we the deck. No. Right. So check your pocket. That's when you check your pocket. Just check your pocket. Oh! All right. Yeah. Rough. I don't know how that works. Oh, you had the wrong card? I brought the wrong cards.

Was it wrong? Oh, that was wrong? That's fine. It's red. I perform with red. So just watch the blue, right? Everyone can see the blue because it's going to. What?

Whoa! Whoa! What? All right. All right. Hot star. That's it. What? All right. All right. Hot star. That's a hot star, Jay. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Can you go ahead and just actually. I'll shuffle them for you. Okay. And I'll riffle through. Now, I saw the first episode, right? Okay.

Moshe killed it, by the way. Moshe killed it. Yeah, it was amazing. He did. He said, tell me when to stop, right? And you the way. Moshe killed it. Yeah, it was amazing. He did. He said, tell me when to stop, right? And you kind of waited till the very end. Yeah, I didn't. Can we avoid that situation? I feel like mentally I'm doing a little better today. All right, so I'm gonna do that, right? Just tell me whenever you want me to stop, right? Okay. Stop. Right there. Okay, can you go ahead, take that card, look at it, memorize the show, everyone? Make sure I don't

see it. Let's see if Mincy can do this. You did it. Yeah. Yeah. It's getting better. I feel a little sharper as we get in the week. Elaborate. All right, cool. Let's see what the card takes down. And there's no drawings or signatures or anything on the front? No, I just see two diamonds. A lot of people sign it. I see two diamonds, man.

Okay. There's nothing on the back. Wait, should you have said that? Okay. Well, that's fine. That's fine. So two diamonds. We'll just change it up.

Mincy, what did you just do? We'll just change the trick up a bit. That's fine. After he of diamonds. We'll just change it up. What did you just do? We'll just change the trick up a bit. That's fine. After he said he was feeling sharp. Why is he acting? He just said the name of the card. It's okay. It's okay.

We'll take that two of diamonds. We'll have fun with the two of diamonds. That's all right. It's all right. It's crazy. It's delayed. Mind blown. It's okay.

He literally just. It's fine. No, no, no. Look, look, look. He proclaimed he was feeling sharp, and then he just gave away. It's okay. And then it took him 10 seconds. We can improv. Very on brand. No, no, no. Look, look, look. He proclaimed he was feeling sharp, and then he just gave away... It's okay. And then it took him 10 seconds. We can improv.

Very unbranded. We can work with it. All right. You sure? You don't do it that way? No, it's fine. Let's just start over and do it that way. It's okay.

I got this. You sure? Yeah. Yeah. Because the cards face up. I can see it now, right? Don't worry. Don't worry.

Whatever. It's standard. All right. Onward. So I have the seven of clubs, right? All right. Seven of clubs, two at times. Got it.

Can you stand over here for me, please? Okay. I'm going to get them to switch places, all right? I put the seven here. Can you put your hand on top of the seven? Make sure I cannot get to it at all, right? Right. And I have the two, right?

Right. And you know that magic wave? I'm going to do it with a card. I got that two. Okay. You got the seven. But if I shake, I can actually steal that seven. Wait, what?

Go lift your hand up. No way. Flip it over. I don't want to touch it no way I don't know shit we can see the world to the poker two diamonds right you said all right see you going to the center okay oh now I'm gonna show you one of the most interesting and difficult ways a magician can find a card, right? Okay. We put them face up into face down, right? So we have this mess, right?

Face up, face down. You got cards facing the right way, cards facing back to back, right? Facing the wrong way. Big mess, right? Yeah. But remember that magic wave? You want to give it a try? Wave?

Yeah, just wave over it. Oh, damn. Okay. You slapped it. A wave and a slap. Let's see if it works. Every card should now be facing the same direction. Yeah, except for that two.

What? But they were just everywhere. Yeah. But I guess the slap might have done it. I don't know. It was weird. Yeah. Maybe.

I don't know. It was weird. I don't know. It was weird. Do you have, like, 200-something cards up your sleeve? Like, what's going on? No, just 52, and they're all different, right? His sleeves are rolled up, Vincy.

If you want, you can go ahead and just put your finger on one. The Joker. Slap it again. you want the joker baby okay okay no i can't do a sass impression but i tried you want the joke that one fell well what i do is mainly just like card tricks sass slide a hand and stuff like that so i figure i might as well just demonstrate some side of hand right you picked the joker right um yeah and i shuffled i'm gonna not look at the deck i'm just gonna give it a cut I figured I might as well just demonstrate some sleight of hand. You picked the Joker, right? Yeah. And I shuffled. I'm going to not look at the deck. I'm just going to give it a cut.

Okay. Maybe about right here. Okay. And one card should fly out. The Joker. And the Joker. Hey. All right, cool.

That's crazy. Sweet. Damn. Can you do me a favor and stand right up? Go ahead and pick another one. Any card you want. It's this guy right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't show it to you. Show it to the camera. Yeah, make sure you don't tell me. This is the same. Don't tell everyone it's the two of hearts. No, two of hearts. Oh! All right. All right.

That's crazy. Yes. It's okay. That was good. I think I know the last time. Oh my god. You want something? You want to stop? Stop.

Go ahead and take it. So now show it to them. Okay. It's kind of weird. You got the joker again? Dude, what the fuck? This is crazy Alright, here I'll make it as fair as possible

Vince is like eight steps behind That's what's going on right now Any card, any card I mean, let's go this guy Go ahead Now turn away. Okay. Got it? Got it.

On top. We'll lose it. Alright. Shuffle. Shuffle. Mix. This is crazy, man. Now, again, I can go through and I can find it some crazy way, or I can just grab

the top card. Okay. So that's not your card, right? No. No, it wasn't, right? If I wave my hand over, I can make it your card. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah. It's ten of diamonds. Nuts. He's doing tricks on us now. Oh, man.

He's got momentum. One more, one more for me. Can you... I'm just getting my mind nuked every day. It's been going on us now. Oh, man. He's got momentum. One more, one more for me. Can you... Just getting my mind nuked every day. Going on for weeks. Can you stand over here and just pick anyone you like. Pick this guy right here. Go for it. Yeah.

Got it. Okay. Go ahead, show everyone. I'll turn around. Okay. Can you actually... Can you sign this one? Go everyone. I'll turn around. Okay. Can you actually sign this one? Go ahead. I can see it.

It's okay. Three of diamonds. Good card. Second card I've signed this week usually is just bananas. He signs bananas because it's a slow banana. He signs bananas. Or fast bananas. Oh, okay.

We're evolving. One time like a year and a half ago. That's your signature, right? I think so. Well, you don't go around signing cards or anything like that, right a half ago. That's your signature, right? I think so. Well, you don't go around signing cards or anything like that, right? Banana. It's the second one I've signed this week. I don't know.

Have you ever signed a three of diamonds? No. Okay, only card in the world like this, right? Right. So we'll throw that in the center. It was actually a four, though. Right there, right? Okay.

Now, can I see your hand like a table? Other hand on top. I'm going to try to find your card without looking at the cards it's been been training this all my life not really but just let me in let me try to find one alright

this feels like it's not your card yeah it felt like not your card oh hold on one more one more alright it's my last try here fuck Yeah, see, it felt like not your card. Oh! Hold on. One more. One more. All right.

That's my last try here. Fuck. Not my card. All right. Well, that's two. I can't mess up again. I feel like you're slow playing this. What if I make every card in your hand disappear except for your card?

How about that? Oh, my God. I would love to see it. All right. You feel it? I feel a lot of cards still, though. It's done. I would love to see it. Alright. You feel it? I feel a lot of cards still, though. It's done. Go ahead. Check them out. Wait, what's done? All the cards are gone.

What the fuck? No way. Wait, what? No way. Hell no! Show the camera. Show the camera. There's one card still left, of course.

Oh, my. What the fuck, man? Holy shit. That's the craziest trick I've ever seen. That's incredible. Wow. I have no more brains. Hey, man, thanks.

I appreciate it. Jake. Thank you. Jake, get in here. We've got to talk to you for a minute. Yeah, for sure. Wow. Can I leave this here? Yeah, yeah. here. We got to talk to you for a minute. Yeah. Get in here. Wow. Can I leave this here?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. That was fucking awesome. That's crazy. That was incredible. Magic week rules, dude. Dude, that was fucking awesome, man. Yeah.

Good job, dude. Amazing. Jake, so... Great job, man. I don't even... How? I don't know. How. I don't know how. I mean, how long have you been doing magic?

You're a twist the mic, so it's in your. Set him up. Set him up. Well, no, no. It's better with the mic, not the lav. Set him up, SC. Yes. How long have you been in magic, Jake?

Three years, actually. Three years? Yeah, this is the third year right here. What the fuck? I got in it right after COVID, so I missed that whole quarantine time where I could have practiced. Yeah. I missed it, but I don't know.

And you said you're a street magician. Yeah, that's where I started off, just going on the streets for drunk people, doing card tricks for people who didn't really want to see it, right? Which, to me, I think is the best way to go about it because there's no pressure. You know, you just, hey, I just started. You guys want to see it right which to me i think is the best way to go about it because there's no pressure you know you just hey i just started you guys want to see something like no okay it's gotta be so easy to pick up chicks right it's funny i'm at the bar doing tricks and all the guys like man you must get so much girls and i'm like surrounded by a

bunch of dudes saying that yeah i feel your pain they were here and then they showed up when they see your ability with your fingers I have to imagine like I mean my god like the way you can fucking shuffle a deck is incredible

yeah you're like a pussy disappear that'd be hot I'd be into that where the fuck's my pussy at you don't have a pussy anymore turn me on anyone seen my pussy here it is behind your ear was uh

so you've been doing it for three years yeah how would you rate mincy uh in terms of guy you have to do magic is that the drunkest guy ever no he's he was all right he's he's interesting yeah great way to put it yeah interesting has that happened where the guy just says the name of the card oh yeah okay name of the card? Oh, yeah. Okay. Lots of times. And then he's got to improv.

What about directly after saying they're feeling really sharp? No. That's never happened. I'm on top of my game. You did great, though. I appreciate it. I can't help myself, but thank you. So where do you do most of your shows and stuff?

So I actually work at the Magic Inc. Okay. It's like the only shop one of the largest yeah yeah it's actually the only one like in chicago okay still one of the larger cool yeah um but so i work for them and i get gigs through that shop or i just do like parties and stuff like that that's awesome yeah more private i don't have like a big show or anything completely different for me how conscious are you of your your get up because you look you don't look like those other guys i like i like it just me yeah yeah you got a little david blaine there's not a lot of yeah this is what if uh you weren't on this is what you would yeah all right all right so yeah you didn't really put like thought into it like i'm doing a magic show i want to be yeah i was like i was like i just want to be myself yeah i don't want to show up with like something and you're like that's clearly

not him right right? Yeah. Do you have a getup? Yeah, I do. If I do corporate gigs, I just have a suit, basically. I kind of like that, dude. Yeah, I do. I know. That's what I mean. Yeah.

But if someone's paying me a lot to go to a corporate gig and I show up like this, they might feel a little... Yeah. Yeah. Fair. Did you see Jerry hit his shot? No, I didn't. Oh, man.

Congratulations, by the way. I saw you getting the IV. I felt terrible for you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. We did it, Seth. Oh, man. Congratulations, by the way. I saw you getting the IV. I felt terrible for you. I was like, oh, my God. Yeah. We did it, Seth. You did it. Do you have any other – do you have one more trick?

I have, like, a kind of funny one for everyone if you want to try. Yeah. Okay. Cool, cool. You want to be my spectator? Whatever you need. Or have Jerry do it. Let's get Jerry's mind blown.

I don't know if I'm sharp. No, but you just saw Mincy. Can you stand? I can stand. Yeah. I don't know. How long sharp. You just saw Mincy. Can you stand? I can stand. Yeah. How long does it take, Jerry, to get up? Get up, big boss. You're going to be able to hear it.

Oh, yeah. That felt good. Let's see if there's a place I can kind of. The shorts are the best. That'd be the fact that he's got to be the only one who's ever hit a hole in one in those shorts. I didn't even think about that. If I left a card there. Yeah, that those shows. I didn't even think about that. What? If I left a card there.

Yeah, yeah, that works. One of a kind. Okay, cool, cool. All right, so. Big old cards. Just standing in a place where we can all see, I guess. But I need you to look away for the first half. All right, because I'm going to make a prediction.

And I'm going to see if you land on my prediction, basically. All right, so I'm going to pick this card, right? Okay. Got it. Yep. All right, cool. I'll put that card right there. Now, my friend Jeremy?

Jerry. Jerry. My friend Jerry here. Turn around. No, no. He's going to have all these different options to choose from. Okay. Right?

Just like, you know, like the ace, the three, the four. Yep. All right. My friend, can you turn around here? Just place your finger on any card, any card at all. That one. Okay, go ahead. Take it. Don't look at it yet. Just put it up against your chest. I'm going to try to guess what card you picked. All right. All right. Visualize your card. It's a number card. You can look at it sorry take a peek little peek it's a number card yeah okay it's like a higher number ish ish okay it's a it's a black card right yeah yeah no no. It's not? Oh. Yes, no, maybe? It's a black number card club. No, no, no.

No, no, it's not. It's not a black number card. Can you show them the 10 clubs, please? Oh! Oh! What? Whoa, whoa. What the fuck?

Oh, my. My guy. How did you? Did I mess that up? No. No, that was insane. No, he did a reverse trick. It's a good thing.

I know magic, right? Hold on. Let me just, uh. What the fuck? What are you, he did a reverse trick. It's a good thing. I know magic, right? Hold on. Let me just... What the fuck? What are you doing here? There we go. Oh! I don't understand.

I guess that works. That's a great... So, Jerry, when you turned around, he showed us an entire deck of 10 of clubs. Okay. And he had you pick from that deck. So we all thought you had the 10 of clubs. Yeah.

Yeah. And then he also put the 10 of clubs yeah yeah and then he cheat and he also put the ten of clubs right there yeah holy shit well Jake I try one more thing yes yes please I guess there's a good angle you guys can see two coins here right yeah? Yep. Yep, two coins. All right. Name one. Jerry. Centavo or American? Centavo. Centavo. All right, here.

Just get rid of the centavo. Okay, that was the centavo that's gone. Vanished. What the fuck? You wanted the centavo, right? So I pick it up and I put it right next to your arm. Nah. Underneath the couch.

What do you mean underneath the couch? That little couch thing, I know. It should be a centavo, right? What the fuck? Oh, my God. What the fuck? underneath the couch? That little couch thing, I know. It should be sent out already. What the fuck? Oh, my God. What the fuck? What the fuck? How the fuck did you do that?

Holy shit. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all for the next hour. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Dude, that's fucking insane.

Oh, fuck, Jake. See, guys like this can conquer the world. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, don't tell him my next move, Mitch. Well, Jake, because you have a few minutes left, could you maybe take Mincy and teach him a trick? Because he's got to do a trick tomorrow.

Okay. Yeah, so if you could teach him a trick. Oh, I got you. All right, Mincy, go learn a trick. Jake, thank you so much. For sure. Thanks for having me. Appreciate it.

Everyone go follow Jake of all spades. Is it cool if I get a quick selfie with you guys? Yes, of course, of course. Sweet. Jake of all spades. I'll just do a video real quick. Alright. Yes, Jake.

We did it. Thanks for having me, guys. Kill it, dude. Hell yeah. Appreciate it. That was fucking crazy, man. Do you want to keep this? Or do you want me to throw it away like everyone else does?

I want to keep it. Okay, cool. If someone wants to book you, is it through your Instagram? Yeah, or my email. I guess you can contact me through the Instagram. Okay, cool. Unbelievable. I've got to follow him right now.

Yep. Thanks, guys. Jake January, man. I think we nailed it. Jake the Jake. Yeah. Do the High Noon ad, Titus, real quick. Yep.

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I'm addicted to magic. This is going to have to be a staple now. Need him at a birthday party. Yeah. I feel actually robbed that we did Magic Week on a short week. Maybe we should do them for birthdays. Yeah. Yeah.

My birthday's Tuesday. Oh. Oh. So soon. So soon, big boy. Yet here you are giving me gifts. It's true. You got him a gift?

His book jersey. Oh, Ian Book. Hell yeah. That's Book, dude. That is Book. It's ass backwards, TJ. I appreciate you. TJ, how old are you turning? 27. 27. It's ass backwards, TJ. I appreciate you. TJ, how old are you turning?

27. 27. It's over. Now it's so far from over. Late 20s, it's all over. Oh, no, no, no. My hair's going gray. Oh, no, no, no, no.

I think you'll take this question right. Is this your first skinny birthday since when? Like eight. Eight? Wow. I? Wow. I love it. No, 27 is you're in your prime. That's when everybody dies.

The 27. The famous people. 27. I loved being 27 because you're just, you're like not that first few years after college. What's up, Mincy? Jake says he has one more trick where he has cards where he eats a burrito and farts out a card.

I said we have to try this. Yes. Done. Done. Okay, that's it. Say no more. Sure. I feel like he might have ruined the surprise a little.

Yeah. He's going to fart out a card? That's all you got to say? Of course. Wait, so you fart out a card oh all right well mincy definitely said it differently all right wait hold on let's make sure you still have your mic on um where should he point to oh yeah you could sit there and do it if you can yeah hello all right we thought you were literally Gonna fart out a card Yeah Mincy

So can you guys Upon further review I'm not as sharp as I thought today Yeah Oh okay So it's a guy Okay Where is it

Maybe right there Come on he's gonna zoom in Okay that's good Okay Can someone name a card That shit That's hard Nine of

That was hard Nine of diamonds Dude I was thinking Nine of diamonds Yeah Name a woman nine of diamonds dude. I was Woman nine of diamonds All right, that's the card you choose Let's see if that's the one it is

Hey Burrito stomachache Whoa, whoa, oh wait he shit out the nine of diamonds I can't see Wait It's the nine of diamonds It's nine diamond That's crazy Nine of diamonds man

What the fuck God damn it Jake you're good Alright thank you Jake Again I don't understand. Did that translate to the screen? I don't think people fully realized. Yeah, it was a flip book.

And then the last card said 9 to 9. I did want to see him fart out a card, but it worked. Physically. Oh, I have gifts for you guys also. Oh, really? Wow. All in your couch. Oh, really? Wow. All in your couch. Yeah, just take one of these.

Or bracelets. Yeah. Classic. I was at Zoomy's over at the boobies bracelet. Oh, boobies. Classic. Love it. Love it.

I love boobies. Jerry, coming in hot? Hell yeah. I have some 10X bracelets in my backpack. Oh, hell yes. I need one of those. TJ, you're good. 27, what I you're good 27 is one of the best ages Because after college

There's that weird Like I'm kind of still in college Like oh everyone else is crushing it I'm not And you got that like going out You know multiple times a week trying to relive college 27 is when you like start to settle in And you like you feel comfortable in yourself and you feel like you know you got some things figured out not everything

but 27 is a great age i think the only downside is something you've already gotten ahead of is like it's easier to let your unhealthy habits catch up to you and get fatter yeah this is like a theory online but i did feel like my brain kind of turned on full scale in the last year. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, I think it's half brain to your 25, right? Yeah.

It really is. Like the late 20s, I loved. Yeah, a lot. I got married at 27. A lot of cocaine, but I loved it. I feel like that's young to get married. No, 27. For the South, it's old.

Oh, that's old. Yeah, he's old. Usually in the South south it's like 22 to 25 it is funny how different like regions like when my wife had her first baby i think she was 34 33 and in new york the nurse was like oh teen mom he's like you're really young it's like oh i guess yeah yeah northeast is like an older marriage yeah new york city is a lot of older yeah yeah southern is as soon as you can fuck you can go ahead and get married if you want yo that early that's early any high school marriages

i didn't have any i had a couple of girls get pregnant in high school and get married to the guy right after high school but never in high school and then get married to the guy right after high school, but never in high school. I feel like those days are over. Maybe up here. I feel like it's still. No, it's still. Yeah, it's still. Still going?

Yeah. Damn. I mean, it's not like the thing to do, but yeah, you still. Are you talking about teen pregnancies? Or just like people getting married? Yeah, teen marriages. Oh. Let's explore teen pregnancy.

Let's explore teen pregnancy. Because teen, like, let's explore teen pregnancy. What grade were you in when your first classmate was pregnant? Junior. I was in the seventh grade. What? Seventh? I was in the seventh grade. That's a problem.

Yeah, our local middle school public had an epidemic. Where's, no, Carmelo's from Louisiana. I'm from Mississippi Yeah That's That's seventh Mmhmm Damn

I don't think mine was Until after high school Nobody fucked That's crazy My high school I mean that's Luke just My high school

Did everyone Understaffed I didn't fuck It was like yeah Nobody fuckedstaffed I didn't fuck it was like yeah nobody fucked everyone told me they didn't fuck not one person

literally no one fucked yeah I didn't know we made a pact for no fucking it was a virginity Christian club oh man that's funny hey has the

has the Epstein list come out kinda it probably did and then just nobody saw it. They always have a plan. They might think that you're actually like a Bill Clinton. It was you and Cat Wooden? You're a Clinton sleeper cell.

Like, we need this guy to get on the simulator when the Epstein list comes out. No one will pay attention. We were discussing what would have happened if Joe Biden had tweeted out, Go Jerry, go. Oh, I would have stopped it. Or AOC. Go, Jerry, go. You just got to stop it.

It would have been done right away. That would have been great if it became political. I did think you were going to go long enough for Trump to weigh in. I really did think Trump was going to weigh in at some point. Trump is a Friday guy guy or a january 6th hole in one yeah people were saying that that it was gonna it was destined to happen on saturday yeah what are you doing for the celebration taking my guys out to a nice dinner nice nice not today but um saturday night oh i was talking about for yeah january 6th is that saturday night. Oh, I was talking about January 6th. Is that Saturday night?

That's what he was talking about. Yeah. Oh. That's when we're going to dinner. Nice. Perfect. Works out perfect. Yeah.

Two birds, one stone. Like a glass. You taking Ryan in? Ryan, Lucas, white boy Rick, and Liam. Love that. Oh, me too. I can come. KB's in.

All right, I'm in. KB's in. Somewhere nice. Steak. Yeah. What's a good steakhouse? I got a few I can give you. There. KB's in. All right, I'm in. KB's in. Somewhere nice, steak. Yeah. What's a good steakhouse? I got a few. There's a lot of them. Bavettes.

Hank was saying that place is really good. My favorite is Gene and George Eddie's. It's like old school. Is it hard to get in, though? I like Firehouse. Probably not. I'd have to make a reservation really soon, right? If you make one today, you should be okay.

The place we went to for Mostly Sports has a table-side magician if you're interested in that. It was good too. That's pretty cool. Swift and Sons, I think it was. I paid $70 for a magic show and it was also good.

So worth it. I need to use the bathroom real quick. That's pretty good. I got stomach issues. The Blizzard diet is maybe not the best idea. My diet fucking stops tomorrow. What's the Blizzard count? I've had three and what's today?

The fourth. Yeah, so three and four. Have you tried the snickerdoodle? Yes. Wait, you said your diet stops tomorrow. It stops. I've been way too disciplined. So you're going to open it up.

I'm going to be totally committed, yeah. What has been your, what have you been going without that you plan to eat on Saturday? Everything out there looks amazing. Oh, yeah. We got Green Street smoked meats today. Especially the corn, though.

That screams. Really good. That's what I need. That corn is fucking good. Is it a cob? No, it's a. A lote? A yote?

Is it a lote or is it a Y? A lote A yote? Is it elote or is it a Y? Elote? L-O-T. Yeah. Crazy E. Yeah. One of those E's, yeah. Are you hungry, Jerry?

Are you craving anything? I ate the barbecue. It was so good. I don't see how... I know you slept, what, eight hours last night? Yeah. But after what your body's been through, putting that barbecue seems like it would just send you straight to sleep.

No, no, I'm good. I feel all right. The sleep was so good last night. Are you, did you wake up, obviously you woke up sore. Oh, yeah. But, like, sore than you've ever been? Like, I can't imagine how sore it is, or just regular sore? Not sore than I've ever been, no.

Okay. Because you worked. Yeah, he's a blue-collar guy. You worked. Yeah, he's a blue-collar guy. You worked. Yeah, no, I worked for sure, but, like, I never worked that amount of hours straight, like, physical labor. Like, a lot of the union work is, like, you work pretty fucking hard for, like, six. Yeah. And then you're pretty much chill for, like, the next six, you know?

I was taking a lot of breaks, too. Kind of. But you guys missed a lot of the breaks, probably. So it was the first day of the stream. There was a lot of breaks. When you were in that midnight to 6 a.m. window? Yeah. It was a lot of breaks.

How much time, now that you look back on it, were you, I wouldn't say wasting but like figuring out because when when i came in you'd already been going all night and you had me take some guest shots yeah and we were hitting from like 150 and you were using driver yeah like fucking around from that like you were doing a lot of calibrating like how long did because it felt like once you locked in on Pebble Beach, Hole 7, Middle Penn. That was today. That was just today. We locked in and we said, that's it.

It's over with. So I am curious if you did do it again, which will be a year from now. But, yeah, are you just going to lock in on? 100%. That's a lesson we learned, right? It's just like pick the hole, stick with it. I probably wasted maybe 12 to 16 hours. Yeah.

One great idea I saw on Twitter was now you need to go to Pebble Beach. Yes. Number seven and do it. Or just. I don't know if they would like. Courses like that are pretty strict. I mean, Brooks Koepka and Max Homa and all the golfers. No, Pebble Beach is public.

Is it? Yeah, that's what it's famous for. It's like one of the nicest public. Yeah, so maybe you can get Brooks and them to. Northern California. Dwayne Wade hit a hole in one there. I've seen that. Yeah, it's the exact hole.

How long did it take him? It took him one shot. Oh, Jerry, I don't think you can do that. No. Yeah. Did Riggs hit you up? Oh, yeah. Probably got a lot of messages.

I bet Riggs didn't see it. Riggs? Nah, I'm sure. I'm sure he was acting. Cease and desist? No. Oh, man. What about the other four? What about Frankie?

He's probably tweeting. Frankie hit me up. I think you've got to take the stream down now. Jerry, what? Oh, you didn't like it? You do need to cry when you leave here. Yeah. We should recreate that. Hold off this chair and I'm on.

No, yeah, no, nothing. I'd like to ask Nick about that, but he's not here. You have his number? yeah I got his number he's sick Nick's sick maybe call him up and tell him just so in case he doesn't know

who Riggs? yeah should I call him? yeah yeah let's do it he's gonna get mad? no why would he get mad? he probably just doesn't know

he's probably out on the course let me check his Twitter first let me check just to make sure yeah Probably out on the course. Let me check his Twitter first. Let me check. Just to make sure. Yeah. Well, he did say it. There you go. That's good.

Yeah, and a lot of you as well. Yeah. You're a king, and I was all about it. That is one of the cool things about this, Jerry, is every Barstow employee that i saw uh just lost their mind every single one to a man oh yeah cannot think of a single example of um anybody who didn't just go bananas this yeah dude everybody was fucking tuned in dude it was fucking everybody everybody in fact if there were it was an example of like people weren't, that would be notable, wouldn't it?

Could you imagine if one guy just didn't react very much at all and just acted like it wasn't a big deal? Somebody? No, I don't know of anybody. I don't know of anybody. It seemed like everybody cared. I certainly did. I can only speak for myself. Yeah.

And everybody I saw cared. Yeah, you were live on camera. I ran out of there. Were you live? Yeah. We can only speak for myself. Yeah. And everybody I saw cared. Yeah, you were live on camera. I ran out of there. Were you live? Yeah. We were doing a live show, and we were standing up about to do an unboxing, and I heard this piercing yell and scream. And for a minute, I was like, it's that old alarm.

And then I realized what was happening, and I just ran out of there. Yeah, and you being live on the air in that moment, you can't really fake how you feel about Jerry in the moment. So like you kind of – You were rooting for him. You were rooting for him. I think being live really showed the true reaction. You can't fake a live reaction.

Exactly. Yeah, you never can fake a live reaction. But this is my reaction. Autographed college jerseys. What? Oh, my God. Oh, shit. No way.

Yeah. That is the proper reaction. Yeah.'s i think that's how a normal human being should react yeah you're like authentic and you would have done that off camera oh yeah of course i mean i couldn't i didn't know i was on camera you were supporting me hard you were supporting me hard yeah yeah definitely supporting me hard everyone rallied oh Oh, yeah. That's big. Are there any other reactions? TJ? Big Central? Oh, no.

Dave tweeted. Oh, no. Did he finally get it? We have it live, so we'll see. Do I see it up? Well, they're cheering out there. I didn't hear anything. I heard a wide-up roar.

That's all we needed to do. We needed to say it was impossible. The pick central bump. I think this might be it. There it is. There's a shot. He did it. He did it.

Oh, thank God. Fucking insane. Good for Jared. Oh, my God. That's nuts. I didn't think it was fucking possible. He just hit it with no velocity. I'll say this. Bosco. What didn't think it was fucking possible. He just said it was new velocity. I'll say this.

Bosco. What? I really. When it goes to. What? Objectively. Oh, hilarious. That's hilarious.

Well, he was saying it was impossible. Yeah. Actually, I thought that was more of a reaction than I expected. Yeah, that wasn't too bad. I had not actually seen that. I didn't actually watch it either. I think that reaction was fine. It was all right.

Are you serious? I had not seen it yet. I didn't actually watch it either. I think that reaction was fine. It was all right. Are you serious? I had not seen it yet. That's insane. The guy hit a fucking hole-in-one for a 36-yard. We were looking at all. And they go, oh, he hit it. Oh, the Bosco? I just watched it on the shitter.

That's an appropriate reaction? Not appropriate. Not appropriate. Oh, my God. Not appropriate, but not as bad as I thought. I was convinced he didn't. He was visibly hurt. He just moved on to talking about the.

I mean, he's not happy. Yeah. What do you expect from him? We know him. Kept his composure. You think he's happy? I don't know. I just, when I saw Dave's tweet about the reaction, I didn't watch the reaction.

I just said, oh, wow, Rico no sold it. But he, he, he piped it up a little, a little. Did we watch the same clip? Titus, I agree. What am I talking about? I agree completely with Titus. You always flip. It was over a thousand hours, a hundred thousand people.

The whole world's watching this guy for a day and a half. Hold on. Kyle. You slept in the simulator. You always flip like that. More people should be persuaded easier. Okay. People are too stubborn. And especially, Mark will get me.

He texts me every time, yeah. There's clips of random people at their houses jumping up and down. Yeah. Rico texted me yesterday. I was getting DMs about office cubicles going nuts. Pitcher on the D-back says, teed up. I said, I think it's impossible. I need to sleep.

He said, machines are rigged. This is why I don't vote. Hmm. I mean, listen. Oh. Oh! Is it? Yeah! That's a reaction. I need to find this guy.

That's a reaction. I need more reaction videos. That's a stranger. That's a reaction. I need to find this guy. That's a reaction. That's a reaction. I need more reaction videos. That's a stranger. That's so crazy. Please send us your reaction. TJ, can you send me that? Yeah. Thank you.

Oh, man. Look, I don't think that Rico was like, it wasn't as bad as when Jerry hit the half-court shot. Right. Yeah. But I know Rico. He can't root for other people. No.

He can't. There was no clapping. There was no changing of the voice of like, whoa. That's who he is. Here we go. It is who he is. It was like, oh, he did it. Cool.

So he didn't text you congratulations? No. Okay. No. He has these moments where it's like his real reaction is shown. Congrats would have been. I feel like everyone was riding for you. No, I do.

You know, I think everybody in New York. You went on Barstool Radio? Yeah, like everyone was invested. You could hear the people react. Yeah, I mean, Big F flew in. I mean, he's so excited. He was coming in anyway. No, no, no.

That's what I'm saying. He flew in. He flew in for you. He flew in, and then he's here, and now he's so excited he was coming in anyway no no no i'm saying he flew in for you he flew in and then he's here and now he's like so happy it was a great yeah yeah i was so nervous that you were gonna hit it when we were doing an interview because i was like so pot committed i was like he like god damn it i like i have to do like two shows back to back how uh because i was i was getting it it was like 20 minutes before the jimbo interview yeah because i like prepped jerry i was like just so you know like i'm leaving you got to keep your yeah composure but everyone was i mean you saw even in this office i don't know if we have that clip oh yeah everybody everyone came out of the woodwork producers it was crazy

crazy like everyone just came sprinting over. Best part about this, Ryan full time. Yeah. Yeah. As hard as Brandon tried to keep him part time. Are we doing that stupid shit? I know. And he was trying hard. Hard last night.

Hard. He was trying hard to keep him part time. He would have never bought it up if he didn't want him hard. Yeah. He's trying real hard. Oh. Even when I try okay congratulations yeah yeah i think the moral of the story is don't try don't try don't try because even when you have good intentions they go they go poorly i never thought as you do have good intentions i never thought

saying i worked hard would get me in trouble with the boss. Yeah. Well. TJ, do you have that picture I just sent you? This isn't great. Dave just sent this to me. That's crazy. Oh.

No. Oh, no. That's so bad. Yeah, it's so bad. It's so bad. It looks like you're a soci Yeah, I know Oh no

They gotta fix that It's gonna be Epstein soon too No, it was yesterday Yeah, it was Jersey, it was Legend, Jerry, and Epstein It was Jersey, Jerry, and then Epstein Oh, so bad You should do like some school visits to speak Yeah

Motivation I think you are starting a movement i think they're going to be a lot of people that try to because golf simulators are more prevalent now and you could go joe schmoe could just go to a place and yeah do this right yeah i think five iron five iron has a lot of them dude i saw people there people were jerry people were sending me uh pictures they were playing Pebble 7 in Solidarity. Yeah. There were people at simulators being like, I just fired it up.

I'm going to go with Jerry. I did it. We got done doing most of the sports, and no one's on the simulator. And I was like, fuck it. I want to try. I want to try number seven. I took like 20 shots at it. It would be funny if-

Did not hit a hole. Who would have been the funniest person to just hop on and hit it in like the third shot? Mincy. Yeah. Mincy just being like I hold the club it goes right in or Blutman he was being so negative oh man I feel bad for him that he missed it he stayed here 24 hours

he went to take a shower I know I was like when Dave and i manhunted the the boston marathon bomber and i i stayed up for i think like 40 hours and i went to take stella for a walk and they caught him i was just like how is this possible god damn it there was a moment uh last night where you guys were setting up the bed and I think you were giving Jerry a pep talk after he got out of the shower and mousetraps crossed my mind. Oh, that would have.

It was a demon thought. Well, even yesterday when we were thinking about fucking with him and I was like, we can't. That's how you know, like, when I don't fuck with someone, it's like I need this to happen. When hijinks are out of the question right it was completely out of the question seeing his face i was like we cannot fuck with him this is a moment even like saying things yeah and just like oh yeah like

early on i would i would come over and beat the joke into the ground i was like has he hit it yet because knowing that obviously if you hit it you were still doing that yeah i was i was letting that and then by that was good after a certain amount of time, I was like, that feels even too cruel to even. I think you were on the precipice of psychosis or delirium. Yeah, towards the end it was bad. I don't know how you're still not there. No, he slept. I slept hours.

He's up. You're going to crash hard. Tonight, you think? You're going to come down. I think tonight is the night of sleep that's going to be awesome. Yeah, take tomorrow off. The reset sleep. Saturday off.

Your own bed. Sunday, we're going to hit a big parlay. Sunday will be big. We're going to hit a big parlay. Big parlay. Let the dopamine do its thing. I mean, my luck has been hot, but I just... Yeah, it has.

50 on the Steelers. What is the shot number? Find a parlay that's the same odds as the shot number. Oh, no. That's good. Yeah, it has. 50 on the Steelers. What is the shot number? Find a parlay that's the same odds as the shot number. Oh, no. That's good. Yeah, yeah. That's a good idea. That's a great idea.

It's going to be hard to get there, though. Yeah, we'll find one. We'll find one. Yeah, you got a long Sunday, too, because you got to root against the Bills. Yeah, so I got a long Saturday, long Sunday. Well, no, Saturday. Oh, well, you're going to watch the game at home? Steelers and then dinner. Yeah. Dinner with the boys, you're going to watch the game at home? Steelers and then dinner.

Yeah. Dinner with the boys. Are you going to watch the Steelers down here? I don't know. If you're going to dinner. Might as well, right? If it's a place down this way. Yeah.

I'll come and watch it with you. What's the Steelers playoff scenario? So they have to win and the Jaguars or Bills lose. One of the two. One of the two. One of the two. The Bills play at the... No, wait.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Because if the Jaguars lose, the Texans and Colts will get the three seed or the four seed. And if the Bills lose, the Steelers will bump up into the seven seed. Yes. Exactly. And if both lose... Oh, I think if both lose, the seventh seed. Yes. And if both lose? Oh, I think if both lose, the Bills are in?

You mean if the Steelers also lose? No, no, no. If the Jaguars lose and the Bills lose, but the Steelers win. That's a lot of bullet points. Oh, we got some oars. No, no, no. There's a lot of options. There's oars.

All you got to do is win the first. You got to win on Saturday. Yeah, oars. Then you sit back and wait for one loss. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. There is a way the Steel. You got to win on Saturday. Then you sit back and wait for one loss. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

There is a way the Steelers get in by losing, though. No. Really? Yes, there is. Of all three? We're looking at it right now. If the last one doesn't need. Yeah.

That's the one. If the win plus Houston-Indianapolis doesn't end in tie. And the Steelers could lose in that last one. But if Houston-Indianapolis in that situation ended in a tie. Isn't that. That's all time. Oh the chargers raiders yeah a couple years ago or last year oh i forgot that what we were rooting for a tie well because if they tied they both got in exactly and it went to overtime get in and they were like we're like why wouldn't they just tie now yeah that's right did they tie no okay the Raiders end up winning. Wait, can you go to the Bills?

I want to see the Bills real quick. Yeah, let's see the Bills. I need the Bills to make the playoffs. So they, Buffalo, how the Bills can clinch a playoff berth. Buffalo tie or Pittsburgh loss or tie. Jacksonville loss or tie. Houston, Indianapolis tie. Yeah, so the Bills just need, and if they win, they're in.

Yeah, exactly. They can, but they win, they're in. Yeah, exactly. But they can lose and get in. They can lose and have – Yes. I didn't realize they could lose and have Pittsburgh lose. But they're also – they're still going to play hard because they'd get two home playoffs. Yeah, they'd be the two seed. Yeah.

Who do you like in that game? I have a future on the Bills, so I'm not going to – Don't touch it, right? Right. Like, why would I bet the Bills? I think the Dolphins are winning that. I think the Yo-Yo is going to bounce back for the Dolphins. You think so?

Yeah, they beat the Cowboys at home and everything's fine. They lose to the Ravens. Everything's trash. Now they're going to get a chance to beat the Bills. And we look back and be like, oh, this is who the Bills really were this year. I see it differently. Well, the Bills have closed wrong. See, if the Cowboys didn't hand the ball to a fullback,

the Cowboys would have beaten the Dolphins. Well, everything is – other than that Ravens ass whipping, everything is if one thing didn't hand the ball to a fullback, the Cowboys would have beaten the Dolphins. Well, everything is, other than that Ravens ass whipping, everything is if one thing didn't happen. Sounds like a classic indoor game to me. No, you got your ass kicked by the Bills. And Buffalo. They almost always split. Yeah.

Yeah. Good division rivals usually split. Did you just say you talking to Brandon about the Dolphins? Yeah. I'm a Dolphins fan. That's very gracious of you, Dan. I don't know why. Why do people think you're not a fan?

I don't know. I have pictures of me when I'm five years old. I think it's mostly because he never talks about the Dolphins. I'm not Frank. The way I see Brandon is he's a Dolphins fan, but he's not a huge nfl fan like he's a bit he's a bigger college football fan than nfl so it's like i'm a big nfl fan no but you college football is your thing that's my number one yeah right

you're dolphins if mississippi state loses it ruins my week the dolphins lose i'm sad for 20 minutes yeah yes i mean that's kind of telling right i don't think i think if that's your attitude you can't say you and we and i mean i've just been a fan since i was five like i that is a long time i think you also get it i think the reason why it gets murky is because you also would be very happy if the cowboys want a super bowl you're a dac fan yeah yeah You're a Dak fan. I do wonder what I would do if it was Cowboys-Dolphins, which doesn't seem as likely as it used to.

That makes you not a Dolphins fan. You have to answer that question. Dolphins, otherwise. Oh, it is Dolphins. There's a scenario where the Dolphins are in the Super Bowl and you don't cheer for them? No, no, no. What I'm saying is if the Dolphins lose to the Niners, it ruins me. If the Dolphins lose to the Cowboys, I at least fall back to Dak.

Yeah. All right. You'd flip on that thing. You'd do a trick on that thing. You'd love to fall back into Dak, wouldn't you? What did you do? Your tricks on the meat? The meat riding is trick crazy?

No, no, no. It's two different things. The meat riding is crazy, little bro. Or are you doing tricks on it, little bro? What's there you doing tricks on it, little bro? That just means you're showing off for no reason doing no you're riding the dick in a way that you're doing things that people haven't seen you're doing like ollies and axles on the nose grind on it yeah damn you don't want to be doing all that you don't want to do tricks on the dick

no what's that uh iv that's for like people for people who wake up hungover and shit like that? That thing worked good. Yeah. It just gives you fluids. Looking back, would IV work better or the masseuse? It's chiropractic. Chiropractic. Sorry.

Sorry. Apologize to everyone. Chiropractic. Everyone's like, stop calling him a masseuse. Does the adjustments help? Adjustments. Today was great what he did. I don't know what he did, but it was really good.

Really fun. Because when you got out of that bed, I was like, dude. Yeah, it was bad. I don't know if he can swing a club. I sat and looked at him, and I thought he wasn't going to get out of bed. At all. Hey, Dan, you know that was the same stuff they used, the hand thing that they put on me? He used on Justin Fields for his thumb.

For his thumb. Yeah. That was funny when the chiropractor like put all these things on jerry like elect was electric magnetic yeah yeah and jerry being the nice guy he is is like man my hands feel so much better and then he walked away he's like my hands still hurt so bad what if you have calluses? Not really calluses. A little bit here, but this is open. It's bleeding. Oh.

But I'm fine. I'm good. Still can play. Oh, yeah. You're going to play Call of Duty tonight? Oh, yeah. It's going to be a great contest. Yeah.

Do we have any other reaction videos, TJ? I might be addicted to these. I love that guy. What was his name? Mason? Hi, Jersey Jerry. Oh, my God. I'm so, so proud of you. I love that guy. What was his name? Mason? Hi, Jersey Jerry. Oh, my God. I'm so, so proud of you.

I'm a proud member of Jerry's army, and I love your stroke. In fact, we have a joke around the office. What's one thing Jerry has in common with the Pittsburgh Steelers? They both are desperate for a O.C. Love you, Jerry. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Who made that?

PFT. I was going to say, that had to have been it. Oh, man. Who made that? PFT. I was going to say, that had to have been it. Oh, my God. That's so good. So wrong, but so good. Oh, yeah. That's great. Oh, this is a bar in England, I think.

No, I've seen this video before. England. England. A Trump tweet would go nuts Oh fuck dude He's back on Twitter right? I think so He had to see it

He had to Had to Someone should You said everybody was watching Everybody was watching Sir Jersey Jerry Hit a hole in one Yeah

He did it Imagine I wanted to get it on that shot so bad 2024 I know For Donnie you said I said it It's for Donnie He did it. Imagine. I wanted to get it on that shot so bad, 2024. I know. For Donnie, you said. I said it.

I said it's for Donnie. Austin just said. It was pretty close. The trending actually has gotten worse. Oh. So Epstein reentered the picture? No. Hold on, TJ. I'll send it to you.

Yeah. We got to maybe disavow Jerry. Oh, no. What happened? That bad, huh? I just said it to you, TJ. It would be crazy if the flight logs came out and you were on the list. Yeah.

Could you imagine that? It was like, what the fuck? We're rooting for this guy? Yeah. God damn it. There's a chance they do that. It's legendary school shooting Not great

Dude that's so wrong That's so wrong He did it That's so fucked up bro He did it He did it Legendary Does Dave have like connects with Elon where they could switch that around that morning

I don't think so I think you're just Switch around You're probably gonna get an visit from the police today. Just being like, we got to talk to you. Did they find the school shooter? I don't know where the school shooter... I think it was in Iowa, I think.

And I think he... Des Moines? Not Des Moines. I think he took care of... Or he or she took care of itself. Okay. How many people died? I don't. It's a comedy show.

I don't know. All right. A little levity. I don't know where to go. I think it might not have been in Iowa. I just saw there was something. All right. where to go. I think it might not have been in Iowa. I just saw there was something. All right. There you go.

Somebody send me. Oh. I'll send my entire. There you go. 7 a.m. Has she sent them yet? What's her name? Check the M's.

Let's go, Jerry. What is it? FSU. FSU malls. FSU malls. Jerry, I forgot to tell you that. So Brooks was. I texted with Brooks. I tried to FaceTime him a couple times yesterday He was sick as a dog

So he said he like barely was able to tune in But he woke up this morning feeling better and he tuned in And he was going to FaceTime you We had a plan At 1030 he was going to FaceTime you And it was just going to be his wife Jenna's feet Oh man Yeah it was going to be his wife Jenna's feet. It was going to be

awesome. Get you motivated. I'm not going to be able to find this dude, to be honest. You can search, I think. It's not a dude. It's a girl. I'm not going to be able to find this dude. Oh. Oh, comma. Got it.

Mincy, by the way, was learning a trick. It was everything you'd want. FSU M-O-L-L-Z. Oh, yeah. Forgot he was learning a trick, and it was everything you'd want. M-O-L-L-Z. F-S-U-M-O-L-L-Z. Oh, yeah, I forgot he was learning. He was learning a trick right now, and he was just like, I just walked by. Did I do that right? So then I do this, and just exactly what you want. I can't wait to see Mincy's trick tomorrow on the finale of Magic.

You think he'll do his mind-blowing face to himself? Yeah. He was doing it at the wrong delayed almost he's not learning the trick right now he is eating oh free lunch magic week will be a staple we will do magic week every year now going forward and if he's doing the jerry the whole yeah yeah a lot of janeway yeah it's gonna be it's actually a great it's like a lot of traditions. Yeah, it's going to be awesome. It's like a second Christmas. We top it off with January 6th celebration. Yeah.

I'll be sitting on Christmas Eve sad because it's not yet time. This week. Yeah, to start the hole-in-one challenge. The holidays continue. That's awesome. Jerry, I think you have to say it's officially going to be that you're going to start it the first week of back to work because you don't want to get stuck in like next year christmas on a wednesday so like we're probably gonna get two

full weeks off okay so the first first monday back or tuesday back oh and no ball game too right yeah yeah tuesday first tuesday back first tuesday back after christmas is i like the two i like the tuesday slot yeah yeah because that's when it happened yeah after dark happens tuesday First Tuesday back. After Christmas. I like the Tuesday slot. Yeah, yeah. Because that's when After Dark happens, Tuesday. I don't know what I'm doing next week. Let's figure it out. Yeah, let's brainstorm. Let's think about it.

Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. Puzzle would work. Puzzle, yeah. Or do a stream until you make a four-foot putt. Just have it. Yeah, just end the stream. One shot. Yeah, I don't know. Or do a stream until you make a four-foot putt. Yeah, just end the stream.

One shot. I'm trying to think what else. I want to do not an escape room, but you ever see Houdini when he comes out of the stray jacket? Yeah. That'd be really cool. Tangle yourself above a tank of water. Now we're talking about danger again.

Drop it and lock it. Jerry has to be propelled in the air. A helicopter. Jerry, what about, I don't know how we'd figure out, but what about a human bowling? Human bowling? Human bowling. That's being like a tire, right? No, we get a tarp for the

whole court and we soap it up and we get the pins and you have to slide down and bowl with your body that's awesome that would be that'd be pretty easy though i know i'm trying to think of like what about i think you just do that for a couple frames and then you would have somebody compete against you but you have to get a 300, but is it – we had to make it hard enough that it would take a little bit of time. Is that one pin on the end? Yeah. What if we set up a tightrope that's like five feet above the court,

and you have like mats underneath? I like this. Oh, yeah. You have to go the entire length of the gym on a tightrope, and you have like the long stick where you balance, and if you fall – Oh, that's the stick they use, right? Yeah. The Walenda? If you fall, you fall on mats, but it's still... You could

tightrope the length of this court. It's high enough that when you fall... 5'2 guy doing that. You don't see that every day. Yeah. That would be longer than the simulator, I think. I think so, too. I don't know. Oh, yeah.

You can get it. We'd have somebody teach him. There's no way. I mean, it would probably be like a beginner tightrope. It wouldn't be like the... I don't think that's something you either have or you don't. Oh, beginner tightrope. No, you can walk in a straight line.

With a balance stick? Oh, no. I don't know. There's one way to find out. Maybe tame a beast. Oh. Domesticate a... We get a couple wild pigs in here?

Yeah. Not a pig. Maybe a fox? Tame a pig. I almost said it would... Ronnie, the chipmunk. What? He's close.

To what? What? The chipmunk that I feed in my backyard. Oh, of course, yeah. Have you guys ever seen the YouTube guy who does the Squirrel Olympics? No. Oh, my God. I got to see this.

That's incredible. Trying to TJ. Mark Rober? It might be. My kids love it. It's fucking awesome. He sets up all these crazy obstacles for squirrels. What?

To get to- And they run through them all. Is there a goal to get to something? It's just a sick video. He's like a retired NASA guy that was trying to do science YouTube videos and stuff. Holy shit. So he makes really awesome stuff.

Look at all those views. Squirrel Olympics, maybe the summer games. Yeah, no, it goes crazy, dude. This is the prestigious Walnut Cup. And if you want it for yourself... You might have to fast forward to when they start competing. of all this year is actually such a youtube voice right here yeah he does one video a month and they're all bangers now you can see as soon as rick locks eyes with his camouflage beast he becomes so filled with tear he somehow decides his best option is just

to hurl his body to the great unknown because the movie yeah see where they're which just left rick who was able to remove the ball without too much effort yeah it's when he goes for the walnuts inside where he oh oh ow oh and that gold medal performance meant wallet estates was now winning three to zero well this is a best of seven event that means that the first team to four gold medals wins this is fucked up turning into an old he says no squirrels get hurt okay to calculate the trajectory and to do the math in his head to make the jump work but eventually he chooses to just go for it and to put his trust not in the math but in himself squirrels are skinny as fuck. Oh! Oh! Which was the wrong choice?

Yeah, I feel like that squirrel got hurt, right? Yeah. I do. One squirrel. Wow. That's awesome. Oh! Legend.

That's awesome. And so you can see Marty patiently waiting his turn on deck while she's enjoying the fruits of her labors, as Rick's like, Hey, I know I didn't make it. He calls upon an extremely rare alternating double arm flex need to figure this out jerry yeah you're doing a live squirrel come on buddy wow the states yeah keeps the pressure on that's incredible and finally there's fat gus who has to be tough dreams alive and while as marty seeks motivation from the power flex fat gus seeks motivation from the power now after Oh no, that'd be tough. How does he...

Come on, Fat Gus. And the launch! Oh no, not even close, right? Oh wait. No. No. No. Oh! Wow!

Fat Gus! Did he? Wait. Did he? Did he? Did she get it? Wait, what? Yeah! Fat Gus!

Fat Gus! Yeah! Fat Gus! That's so good. Wow. This guy. Yeah, he's awesome, dude. Yeah. He's, and kids love those videos. That's one of the best channels, yeah. Yeah. That's incredible. That's so good. Wow. This guy. That's electric. Yeah, he's awesome, dude. Yeah.

He's, and kids love those videos. That's one of the best channels, yeah. Yeah. That's sick. Fat Gus did it. He took a nap and he conquered his goal. Oh. Yeah, the editing is insane on those, too.

Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, we watched those and we watched the mouse. They do, like, mouse, like, they like they go through like mazes and shit. You could maybe do something like that. Be cool. Fat Gus. Legend. Legend of the squirrel.

How do you even like create that ecosystem? I don't know. And like to set something up that you know the squirrel's going to do it. Yeah. Like I don't. I mean mean you said he was like a nasa guy before yeah tj knows yeah he uh the thing that he's been the most viral for is like every christmas he people that like steal stuff off of people's people's porches

he'll like make booby trapped ones that like release like glitter and stink bomb spray and also like film and track them so he can like figure out where packages are being stolen and taken from. He's been doing it like every year for five years. Wait, can we see that? That's fucking awesome. That is awesome. It's a vigilante.

Yeah. He also. Using his brain for good. He also like makes and sells like, uh, like simple science experiments that you could do at home. So maybe that's the lane like that you could build at your own house. I need to get those for my kids. Yeah. I think it's like a monthly box.

Jerry, would you ever do something with the ex-union guys? Yeah. Build some shit? Yeah, I would love to. I would love to. Jerry, we should maybe make a children's book about this. We should. Jerry's Hole-in-One.

Yeah. That would be really good. Sell it for when we do-in-One. Yeah. That would be really good. Sell it for when we do the telephone. Yeah. Jerry's Hole-in-One would be a great book. Did he do it? Yeah. No.

No. After a quick nap? Yeah. Not yet. You had enough clay time. Jerry was discouraged thinking about his times at the Union. Big Cat, put Jerry to bed. And the whole world was watching. Even the president.

Women were offering Jerry their feet. And that gave him the strength to carry on. Jeez. Yeah, I think that's a book we got to write. Yeah, that would be a good idea. Book. Jerry's Hole-in-One. Yeah.

Legend Jerry. How did that even start? I don't know. Who started that? I don't know who started it. Pretty smart. Genius, yeah. Yeah, that was good.

That feels like something just somebody in the chat would say once, and then the rest of the chat just picked up on it. Max was getting – Max from Subway. Max from Subway was tough. Yeah, they were going after Max. Yeah, they were after Max, yeah. LaCusse was a good one. LaCusse for Lucas.

Once he put out those short shorts yesterday. Yeah, those short shorts were wild. Crazy, bro. Wild. What was he thinking? Who knows. Do you think Lucas has it in him to stop you just in general? Not just with the hole-in-one.

100% no. Yeah. Lucas will never stop you. No, he's evil. No, he's an evil will never stop. Oh, he's evil. No, he's an evil guy, dude. If you're on fire, scream for your life. There was a... Oh, that's...

And this is not me. I swear on my son. Lucas comes up to me yesterday, and he's like, dude, the channel's doing great. I'm like, yeah, dude, it's great, but, like, dude, like, at what cost, you know? He was like, all I'm saying is the longer this goes, the more followers we're going to get. I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, you know what I mean.

Like, he wanted me to, like, not get it on purpose. But you need that guy because he's the content over everything. Yeah, he is. Has anybody seen Review with Forrest McNeil? It was a Comedy Central show. It was so fun. Andy Daly is the guy who, obviously not. Nobody's seen it.

No, no. I'll just speak to the audience. Keep going, keep going, keep going. It is. Basically, every time I see Jerry on one of these streams, I'm thinking of that show. He would review stuff. People would write in and they would say,

I live a boring life, but I need to know what it's like to do XYZ. And he would say i like i live a boring life but i need to know like what it's like to do xyz and he would say yes to every single review and what made us it was it's all scripted it's a comedy show but uh what made it so funny was that some of the reviews are mundane and then other ones are like you know commit a felony and stuff the the funny so you have to do them yeah and the quintessential episode was pancakes divorce pancakes where the first the first review is eat 15 pancakes and he's like that wasn't too bad and then the second review is get divorced from your wife and he divorces his wife and then he's like his life is over and he's like what do i do next and then they uh they ask the third review is uh eat 30 pancakes he's like what the fuck um but he's got there's a character in the show

who's basically the lucas character which is like he he he has the inner voice that's like i should quit or like divorce i mean come on like this is fucking crazy and then there's just a guy that never says don't do it he's just like you did say that you would do anything yeah and then he just like sits there like you want and you watch the wheels turn. And every time Lucas comes on with the voice of God, I just think of that show. That voice is so annoying. It's so funny, by the way. It's perfect.

It's so funny. I was on your stream for 10 seconds yesterday. You told me I was out of frame and I wanted to hit him. Yeah. You guys ever seen Kenny versus Spenny? No. Oh, that is the GOAT. What is that?

It's two friends in Canada, and they compete against each other, and there's evil competitions, and Kenny is the one guy he will go. He will push him to the brink, past the brink. Is it like a YouTube thing? No, it's old school. How long ago was it, TJ? Early 2000s. The one that I've seen is who can stay up the longest.

Yes, yes, so they'll do challenges like that and Kenny will always fuck with Spenny and like drive him insane it's one of the best shows and people I probably like now that I'm thinking about it out loud like probably some a good deal of my humor is based off of

just how like just that that that feeling of like am I pushing too far nah go farther there's a full episode on YouTube if you're in the chat and want to watch it. Yeah. It was a genius show. I wonder what those guys are up to now. Spenny? Kenny versus Spenny.

I remember this vividly. Everyone was talking about it. I remember hearing about it. Yeah, I never watched it, but I knew it was a phenomenon. I want to see what some of the other challenges were. Yeah, what were some of the other challenges? Was it a docu-series? No, it's a TV show.

Yeah, and they would always... Who can 69 the longest? Who can keep a dump in their pants the longest? Yeah, Jerry, you should actually watch this show for some... Ideas, right? For some ideas. Keep a dump in her pants. But yeah,ny would always

find a way to cheat and it would dry and spending refused to cheat and he was like the good versus evil incredible incredible show yeah you should yeah you could probably get some good does that mean not dump or does that mean dump and see how long you can sit with with it in your pants i think it was sit with it in your pants oh let me see what are the others i guess you probably get used to it i don't know man i mean if you're an hour in oh how long have you had a shit in your pants before i don't i none never i can't remember ever shitting my pants i know everybody has a story i don't have one i've never i've never had a glob

like a solid glob these are who can stay awake the longest who's the better chef who can stand up the longest who can sit on a cow the long that's a good one who could stand up the long who is also terrific who can earn the most money in three days who do girls like most yeah there was just who could stay blindfold the longest that's fucking evil some good shit those guys were awesome yeah they were like there's there's these certain people like tom green's kind of like that like tom green he was obviously wildly successful but imagine if he came around like he would be a youtube star yeah beyond belief oh yeah huge yeah it'd be enormous like kenny verspeney would have been youtube like hall of fame shit was the tom green show that he that was kind of the first youtube stream right like didn Yeah. Didn't he, like, wasn't his show on the internet?

I think it was. He, like. I don't know who this is, to be honest. Oh, my God. The Tom Green show. Not the Green Tom show. He did a late night show on the internet, right? He was right.

Like, when the internet first started. He predated Jackass by about two or three years, maybe. But he was the first. He would just take a camera crew out and just do wild shit. Wheelchair. Yeah, he did. I'm thinking of his talk show. The famous clip his exhibit came on.

Was it Glenn standing back there? Yeah. But that was on the internet. That was like a YouTube show. No, it was on TV. It was on MTV. No, that's what I'm saying. But he had a show.

This is what I'm telling you. He like the first ever youtube stream late night show it just wasn't on youtube it's kind of like the jackass guys were the the they did the cky uh yeah is it cky can't kill yourself yeah uh videos and then got on jack and then got on TV. Those guys, yeah, that was like, those were the real, because to make the jump to the TV back then, it couldn't just be like everyone has a YouTube stream. I could see Jerry after dark in a network deal. That'd be cool. I could see that.

You don't need it, though, dude. You've got Jerry's army. Because think about it. The chat. Yeah, it's big. Chat is everything. There's no chat with me. There could be.

I don't know. I'm just saying. People would turn on you. The chat would turn on you. You would sell out, yeah. Yeah. It'd be a real piece of shit move by you, but set your family up for life. I think your Jerry After Dark YouTube channel is going to be like a million subscribers in a year.

Maybe. Absolutely. Social Blade hasn't projected to hit a million in April at this rate. Wow. It's the perfect show. It's the perfect amount of show once a week. You get excited for it. It's like, this is what it's going to be.

If you did it every day, it wouldn't work. And it's just, yeah. It will become appointment television. Think about it in the summer when there's no sports going on. I work. Yeah. And it's just, yeah. Like, people will, it will become appointment television. Think about it in the summer when there's no sports going on. I know. That's what I'm looking forward to. I would love to do, like, an Olympic type of thing with swimming. What is that?

Like, I have a really good breaststroke, and I could beat, like, a time. You're a good breaststroker. There's no way you could beat me. I am a very good swimmer. Really? Very good. Jerry After Dark There's no way you could beat him. I am a very good swimmer. Really? Very good. Jerry After Dark swims across Lake Michigan. Oh, yeah.

No, I want him to be in an Olympic pool and race a former Olympian. Could we set that? I wouldn't win. You think? I like that idea, though. A college swimmer. Swim across Lake Michigan? Riley Gaines.

He's good? Well. Rowdy Gaines? Is there fish in there? Yeah. It's a lake. Shark? No.

No sharks. Good. Yeah, have the wheels started turning on doing stuff outside of the office? Lucas, sorry. It's okay. I don't know if we have the resources for that yet. You'll get the resources. But eventually, maybe.

You'll get them now. Eventually, maybe. I have to imagine. It just depends. I don't know. There's only one person who's swam across Lake Michigan. How far is the swim? It's far.

We can't have Jerry drown, dude. I just Googled it. Yeah, no, we're going to get him. No, but he says he's a good breast runner. Don't do distance. Do speed against dude. I just Googled it. Yeah, no, we're going to- No, but he says he's a good breast driver. Don't do distance. Do speed against somebody. I like to swim. 25 hours it took this guy.

We should be able to get Michael Phelps. 25 hours? Yeah, but wouldn't the police lock you up? You should race like Chris Bosch. No, you could- Chris Bosch. Race who? Chris Bosch.

You could beat Chris Bosch. Yes, a guy like that? Yeah. Yeah. Do that. You could swim and then just drop an anchor and like get on the boat and then just pick up where you left off the next day 25 hours cherry after dark on a boat crazy there will survival survival jerry after dark stream would be great yeah just sail a boat dropping you. Sail a boat from here to the upper peninsula.

Oh, sailing would be sick. We could figure out how to stream it. Ocean kind of scares me. Well, it's a lake. It's a lake. Oh, okay. Blindfolding. It's very big, though.

It's like an ocean. Yeah, but the cops won't get involved or anything? No, if you're sailing, you're allowed to sail. Really? At all hours of the night. You're also allowed to swim. Yeah. Right?

You're allowed to swim across Lake Michigan if you can, right? They might be upset because it's like one of those things where like someone always tries to swim across the English Channel and then like the Coast Guard has to go. They might be mad because they just have to use resources to save you. Yeah. But the sky's the limit. Yeah. I have an idea.

You knock them out and you put them on a plane. Just drop them somewhere in Africa. You got to get home. Of course. I don't know about that. You just got to get home. You just got to get home. It doesn't have to be Africa.

It can be like Idaho. Yeah. Same thing. Bear Grylls. man versus wild i love you maybe we get you like i always thought it'd be funny to do like sports competitions where it's like you have to you have to run we get you in full pads you have to uh eclipse like emmett smith's rushing record you have to run up and down for like hours Or like in the basketball court You gotta get LeBron's record You just have to score that many points

Oh my god How many points does he have? Like 20,000 plus 38,000 Almost 40,000 I could just do layups nonstop You're looking at like 20,000 layups It would go super viral If you did that Layups would be the move I mean, layups are – I could just do layups nonstop. Yeah, correct. You're looking at like 20,000 layups.

It would go super viral if you did that. Layups would be the move. You would get enticed and want to shoot threes, and that would not be the move. It would be just do the mic and drill as long as you can. All right, so LeBron has 38,000. So I think that stream wouldn't pick up. But once you get around like 37,000 and get close, I think it would just go.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was just LeBron's birthday the other day. Oh, that doesn't have anything to do with this conversation. Is this the latest? This is the latest Chase ever said his first name on the show. They just Kool-Aid man barged into the show. You're just talking about breaking LeBron's record.

I know, but it's his birthday. It's his birthday. Well, it could be like, yeah, I mean, I guess it's a couple days late. Oh, my God. That was so perfect. The chat is spamming Jerry versus Terry. That was an idea. Good idea?

Oh, yeah. That was so perfect, Che. I don't, your brain. 94 minutes into the show, just – It was. Helicoptered in. It was LeBron's birthday the other day. December 26th?

December 30th. All right, so LeBron has 39,452 points right now. Yeah. Oh, my God. Let's just say 20,000 layups. Yeah. That's a lot of layups. That's a lot of layups. So a lot of layups so if you could do

you could probably do what how many layups a minute um 20 well you say layups but he could just stand there and just boom boom boom no i know i know it's a light control yeah so what would you say 20 the ball is coming right back all right let's put a minute on the clock let's see let's put a minute on the clock. That's a good idea. I'll probably miss also. Yeah, you would definitely miss. Two to four. I think you'd also, to make it interesting, you'd have to do like,

to make people want to watch, you'd have to be like, all right, an hour of layups, an hour of mid-range, an hour of. Does he have to hit the same amount of threes? Oh, yeah. Wait, hold on. I have to hit the same exact thing threes oh yeah wait hold on everything i have to do the same exact hold on one sec they're getting the camera jerry oh that'll never yes because lebron's probably hit if we're doing 20 layups we're looking at like a 24 hour stream is that if you get 20 yeah all right ready ready set Ready? Set. Go. But you'd get tired.

One, two, three, four. It's so tough. Jerry does not have a left leg. No, I don't have the left. Six, seven. Really, the shoulders would be so gassed. Nine, ten. Eleven. Oh, Jerry.

In the big band. Four team. In the big band 14 In the big band Pat Bev thinks he can guard this I lost count Come on, son 17, 18 Yeah 19

20 21 22 Oh 23 24 25 6 22. Oh. 23. 24. 25.

26. 28. 29. Oh. Oh, now he's doing tricks on it. 31. 32. 33.

Time. 34. Time. Yep. How gassed are you, though? 32 33 Time Time How gassed are you though? How long could you do that for? Your neck? You hit 34 Yeah But you would get You'd get gassed pretty quickly

Yeah If he tried to keep that pace Yeah But you would get gassed pretty quickly. Yeah, I could. If he tried to keep that pace. Yeah, just left. Oh, there's the comparison with Pat Bev. Yeah. Wow. If you didn't have a clock going and I could have just stopped when I felt naturally stopping,

I was probably stopping within the next minute. And even still, that would take nine hours. Ten hours. If you did that exact pace. Which will never happen. And then only miss one like I did. How many threes has LeBron hit? LeBron has made 2,331

threes. So we're saying if he had to do it replicated exactly the same free throws like every shots. I mean, that would take weeks. Yeah, weeks. We got a ladder here and you had to do dunks. Just climb up the ladder, dunk, climb back down.

But that would be one that people would get. You could do those like every few months where it's like, okay, you know you're gonna have to sleep here and you're gonna give your what i don't like a finish line like the golf didn't have exactly you didn't know when it was gonna exactly yeah you could do steph curry's three-point record and just shoot threes his arms arms would. I never hit it. You'd hit it. Yeah, like a month.

How many threes does he have? He's got like, I don't know, shitload. Shitload. Thousands. Buckets. Yeah. Shit fuckload. Shit fuckload.

Shit fuckload. Big fucking load of shit. A fuckload of shit. LeBron and Steph actually were born in the same hospital. Really? Wow. Yeah. I beat Stephen Chay. Really? Wow. Yeah. I beat Stephen Chay to that.

You know who else's birthday it was the other day? It was Tiger. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's golf. Jesus. Killed two birds. I'd imagine Stephen's chat GBT-ing right now. If people are talking about LeBron, is it okay to bring up his birthday? Steph Curry has 3,536.

What is the WNBA record? Jerry versus WNBA? I think nine. That's how you brand it? For points? Nine. Jerry, set out to become the greatest WNBA player of all time.

That's the concept. That one might backfire. I think that one. People hate me for that. Jerry, you could do a home run record here. Yeah. That would be pretty cool. Hit dingers.

763. Diana Taurasi has 10,108 career points. That's doable. That's doable. Yeah, you could do that. Doable. No problem. Just have to be guarded by a woman. That's it? that's doable that's doable yeah you could do that doable no problem just have to be guarded

by a woman that's it that might be tough should be easy you can use a women's ball too oh look at this Jerry Jersey Jerry

it's Jack Eichel from the Golden Knights oh wow congrats on your hole in one what a moment in sports history. All the guys here were pulling for you. Congrats.

That's awesome. That's fucking awesome. It's crazy. Stanley Cup champs. I know. It's fucking incredible. I need all the reactions. I could watch them.

Yeah, I love this. I'm going to go into a hole tonight. Yeah, this is like watching a big buzzer beater in March Madness. Just soaking all the reaction. Golden Knights. Does Frank know? Frank who? So is Frank's big walk?

No, it's tomorrow. I was actually nervous about that. That'd be good. I was nervous that your stream was going to go tomorrow and Frank has his 100th walk. He has a live stream? Yeah, and he's doing it. It's going to be tomorrow, and Frank has his 100th walk. He has a live stream? Yeah, and he's doing it. It's going to be like Forrest Gump. Everyone's meeting him at, I think, Central Park.

That's awesome. That's going to be crazy. Jinx guessed 25 people would show up. I say it's going to be in the hundreds. Oh, easily the hundreds. I think you might get 1,000. Yeah. I mean, that's a huge moment.

Thinks of Strawberry Fields? Yeah. Frank's going to start a riot in New York. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be like the- High Sinai. High Sinai. He to Strawberry Fields. Yeah. He's going to start a riot in New York. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be like the. I said.

I said. That would be the chopper. They're like, what are all these people walking? That would be the funniest thing. Oh, my God.

We need it. We need ride gear out there. Just anyone. We got a Quiggs is listening to us right now. We got to make sure

someone brings a drone to Frank's walk and we can at least just remake the clip. Yes. Like we can just get the drone footage and then put like the fake breaking news. Flashmob in Central Park. Yes. Oh my God. Frank the Tank. YouTuber Frank the Tank.

They start looting. Yeah. Promise to give a PS5 away. That'd be funny. That would have felt so bad. Oh. Same hole. You know Jerry That you do have to go to You have to go to Pebble now

That went the same way Wow You gotta go to Pebble Beach And play that hole Yeah Yeah it would be so great I wonder if they'd let me do Like a live stream Like for multiple No No go to Pebble Beach and play that hole. Yeah. Yeah, it would be so great. I wonder if they'd let me do like a live stream, like for multiple.

No. No. I mean, it's a pretty hard golf course. Yeah, they won't let that. But you could get on. It's public. Definitely get on. It's a public course. Yeah, but.

I don't know, man. I feel like they. No. It's a lot of bucks. Didn't they let Dave film? No, that wasn't Pebble. Was it? It was, though.

Shinnecock, I thought. It was Shinnecock. But he did Pebble. The second year was Pebble. Oh, it was, but that was before the tournament, so no one was playing on the course. Right, but it would just be when... So if we get a tournament, yeah, maybe. Maybe.

Oh, are you live streaming live the whole Munchausen? Yeah, that'd be great. I really do think you'd get it earlier. Yeah, maybe. I just feel think you'd get it earlier. Yeah, maybe. I just feel like natural greens funnel better. I don't know. TJ, do you want to spin our wheel?

We've got finale of Magic Week. That might be your natural answer. You might just have to do this on an actual hole. I'll be there. It doesn't have to be Pebble beach number seven just any hole yeah summertime one oh no nope all right this is gonna suck if jerry's fingers don't even work i would take it to jerry

we can't let jerry do it brandon you mince he's got to be on this wheel mince where is mince he's got to be he's wheel. Where is Mincy? He's got to be on this wheel. He's eating lunch. He's eating lunch. He worked a hard day. Did he learn the trick? What happened? I think he's... What happened?

I think it might be diarrhea. He has to piss so bad, he said. Are we all synced up, like our periods on diarrhea? I've been fighting. Yeah. I had a rough go yesterday. You take 10 days away from this place, and you get back, and your body doesn't know. The natural rhythms aren't there anymore.

And the worst part about diarrhea is you feel good for 20 minutes, but you know it's coming back. Yeah, it's coming back. There's nothing you can do. Come right back. It's like I'm going to have to go again. Yeah, the blizzard thing, I'm going to have to rethink. Are you a Miralax guy?

Do you do anything for it or no? I'll take some Pepto. Pepto? Yeah, clog blizzard thing I'm going to have to rethink. Are you a Miralax guy? Do you do anything for it or no? I'll take some Pepto. Pepto? Yeah, clog myself up. I saw someone taking Tums yesterday. I forget who it was. I've got to get on that. Where did Kyle just go?

To the bathroom. That was a bathroom run. I can tell. The body? Spin the wheel, TJ. This would be very cruel, the wheel. It would be evil wheel. The wheel hasn't really reared its ugly head recently.

If Jerry had to do the mousetrap. I'm out? No, you're in. No, no, I'm saying, did it land on me? No, it hasn't started yet. It's spun yet. I don't like that grayscale we got going on over there. Oh, that's evil.

That is some evil shit. Oh. KB's good. He ran away. He's fighting his own battle right now. Zah, my boy. Let's go, Zah. Just one mousetrap?

One mousetrap. You got to act like a mouse. Oh, the wheel's just. The wheel is just. It's your year, Jack. It might be your year. You never know. Oh, the wheel's so just. So I love this

fucking wheel. I love this goddamn wheel. Oh, fuck the wheel. Motherfucker. KB, you're safe. Diarrhea, KB? Piss.

Oh, this would be great if it was mincey. Keep going. Mostly mousetraps. Mostly mousetraps. Mostly mousetraps. Mostly sports wheel. Yeah. Mostly. There we go, Brandon.

It's always me and TJ. Always you and TJ. The two biggest mousetrap sickos. Doesn't it feel like this happens a lot? I would like to be considered a mousetrap sicko. I don't see you. Yeah, I mean, I don't. I'll take it.

Like, I hope it is me. Me too. But remember, if you get swept, it's on your dick. All right, I don't hope it's me. Just give me one. Dick or balls? Dick. What?

All right, so it might be my dick. What do you mean, what? No, that's a crazy question. Balls is like a career end. Balls would be the worst thing. Balls would fucking hurt you forever. I think it would. It would pump your dick in half.

No, no, ball. No. It has to hit the ball. Wait, wait, I'm confused here. Dick or balls? Dick. You would choose dick over balls. Oh, I thought I was saying which one you have to do.

Oh, wow. Uh-oh. About to find out. About to find out. Oh, shit. Get that dick. I was joking about the dick, but we're going to have to do something. I do have to piss really badly.

I'm going to go piss. You're not actually doing it on his dick. No, we're not going to actually do it on his dick, but we've got to figure out what is a sweep. Oh. Oh, wait. Should he mousetrap plus piss himself? What about ear?

What? I don't know. Earlobe? Nipples. Tongue is good. Oh, nipples. I would do tongue. Tongue is good.

No. Tongue is good. Tongue is good. You talk for a living, brother. Yeah, tongue. Put some cheese on there. I won't eat it. We do have to do a show here. Tongue would good. You talk for a living, brother. Yeah, tongue and put some cheese on there. I won't eat it. We do have to do a show here.

Tongue would fuck you up, dude. Toe? I would do toe. Big toe or? Both big toes. Yeah, I'll do multiple toes. Yeah, I guess toes. Toes.

Multiple toes. Yeah, you got to step into two of them. In honor of Jerry, I'll pull my feet out. Yeah, I think that's fair. All right. You have to set your own mousetraps, which sucks for you. Do we have another one? You put two down and you step on both of them.

I can't get over that. I thought we were doing dick for real. No, I would. I don't want to see you breaststroke. You could go to the hospital. You're good at that. That's impressive. Yeah.

Butterfly or just breaststroke? I just was down to see you breaststroke. You could go to the hospital. You're good at that. That's impressive. Yeah. Butterfly or just breaststroke? I just was down to do dick. Is that this? Let the record show. I was down to do dick. He was 100% down to do dick. Just over and over and over. Brandon, have you done a Ledecky episode of Mostly Sports?

No. I would love to. I think this one's tough. She's in the conversation of goat all around. I would think so. I i think this one's she's in like the conversation of goat all around i would think yeah i would think so and i would like oh yeah he's going to i'm going uh and then yeah for olympics we got to start doing olympic guys yeah we have another one over there i'm trying to get really into the box i want to be into it too because my might as well my kids are old enough to enjoy it with me now.

TJ, we need the box. What are we looking for? I thought we were just doing two. One of them's broken. Do we have any more, TJ? He's got more. Jay's getting the mousetrap box. I like that we have a mousetrap box I'd like to point out

Last time we did mousetraps Titus did mega mousetrap Yeah that was Ten fingers That was crazy This is the problem with Jerry after dark Because you always have to raise the bar You know

I've already done mega Long ass feet Toe is going to raise the bar, you know? I've already done mega. Long ass feet. Toe is going to be bad. You want big toes? That's your choice. I don't know. Can you do big toes? I think you would have to do big.

I would imagine. Denny Hamlin, Jerry had it up. He was in his gym and he was watching the whole thing. That's a NASCAR, right? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, this is is gonna hurt bad It's gonna hit the nail if it's the big toe

If it hits the nail it's the worst Look at those little feet mouse This might hurt Alright Here come two mouses Two mouses Yep They're getting close to the cheese.

This music is troubling. Oh, there's a close. Three mousy mousy. Oh, boy. That right toe got it bad. That right toe got it bad. That right toe got it bad. That right toe got it bad. Yeah, the right one got it.

The left one, that was good. Oh, man. That's the worst. That didn't look good. All right, that's the show. All right. Thanks, everybody. Good shit.

Please like and subscribe. Jerry, congrats again. I'm proud of you. Yeah, thank you, thank you, Jerry. You're a king. You're a king. You're a king. You're a king.

You're a king. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. it's the act it's the act it's the act Have a good one. See you tomorrow. Bye.