The Yak - Recruiting Tyler O'Day to Run Socials for the Barstool Chicago Building | The Yak 5-2-25

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

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Where the fuck is this side of the room? Here over here Oh And here he comes has to make the appear from Wheeling West, Virginia the five nine well what and here she came here she called Kate here you I've been here the we have no ads today whoa that's a great sign thank you no nothing today. Alright. Jay is getting his poop on. That's right.

He took seven of them last night. He took seven poops last night? Yeah. Oh, yes. I saw him sprint. He pushed me to the side. Pooping. We got gifts.

I don't know where they're from. I don't either. We didn't get the guy's name. Maresh handed them to us? Yeah. A fan sent in these card--sized gifts like an explanation should everyone open theirs Oh, by the way, we have from a BK. Yes swag. Oh No BK

We open up one at a time I Was excited. What do you got, Nick? I got Jigglypuff. Oh, cool. Very nice gift. Thank you. Very exciting. Danny?

I got Ekans, which is snake backwards. It's Ekans. Wait, did everybody get a Pokemon? Wait a second. He included an explanation. Nick got Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff guy with evolved form energy card Brandon those fucking those we would throw those straight to the garbage got

energy card what's your second is easily sunburned okay I got a char sard sunburn I got two trainers what the fuck is This guy doesn't like you mr.. Fuji because you keep the boys together with gambler. No context needed, okay Does this mean I'm a snake yeah? Why is my snake guy now, okay? Oh, yeah, I guess you bring snakes in sure this is fun for me. This is awesome a choke and gloom But choke is like a wrestler sad. I'm a sad beast strong guy with gloom cuz that's how I imagine you High af on VR sad beast is a sad beast Kate. Who'd you get this exciting? Oh? execute tight pussy But I don't think that's why little reminder of the eggs you once had RIP

Fucking Lord Little reminder of the eggs you once had RIP. Oh my fucking lord. I'm not at menopause These great they make it first editions I got an energy card yeah, that's thinks And then he said For Brandon surprise BFW with overly wrapped package when he's disappointed in the first card. Oh, no way I am disappointed in the first card. That's crazy read it like a book Yeah, that is an overly wrapped motherfucker, I just listened to a podcast about that remember the post 9-eleven anthrax Yeah, oh, yeah Anyway, you're saying I had open your I just could take days. Yeah, it'll take days. That was pre-911.

It what? It kind of started... Was it pre-911? Yeah, it came out the same time as Pepsi Blue. Why do you link those two? Because I had my first panic attack, I could trace to anthrax and Pepsi Blue. Oh yeah, that's right. You had like anthrax, really.

What was Pepsi Blue? I didn't remember cracking the Pepsi Blue and I I drank it and I was like wait a minute I think this was on crack to I thought it was anthrax and I had a panic attack had a miss school Anybody remember crystal Pepsi? Am I the only one? Yes sprite remix Good Horses Pepsi blue wasn't I just lost a big bid on eBay. Oh You lost I lost it. God damn it Helen Keller's signature. Oh

It's what does that look like it's about it's very very straight, but it was braille it no no it was written It was like with a little passage, but little Bible passage, but lost it She believed it God. I believe so why would she yeah, right? That's like Yeah She believed in God? I believe so. Why would she? Yeah, right. That's like... yeah. God was just... he just loaded up... But everything she believed in she couldn't see. Right. So I guess it's kind of along the same lines.

God loaded up the clip on her. He really got some anger out on her. Yeah. He was like... Kyle wants to go back in time and give her a dildo. Hmm. So I bet like... masturbating was so awesome for her. She was... A massage was probably the best. It's written that she was a sexual being

and it was really snubbed. It was nipped in the bud. How old did she? How long does she live? What are you doing, Brandon? Well, I you look less big today, by the way. We can. That's good. Smaller. I so were too big yesterday. What do you do to make me big yesterday? What do you do? I have an overly wrapped what TJ had other instructions when Brandon expresses disappointment in his original card Give him this overly wrapped gift Open it. I'm trying he also said he wanted to each person to have at least one first edition card so I think their first edition Oh, that's fucking awesome my trainer eat them Come now sure Yeah, we have a we have a special guest Cards, I think their first edition. Oh, that's fucking awesome my trainer

See we have a we have a special guest Coming at some point and we also have the sperm guy at one o'clock is how he? Governor of West Virginia again. No good is a very special guest What do you mean by that? I just what do you what what part of very special? Well you emphasize very and I didn't know it was sarcasm person We've talked very is the plenty of times once twice what I would say multiple times More than a dozen is it Hoyt more than it does more than a dozen more than a dozen times Have they been on the show before? Yes In person than a dozen more than a dozen times have they been on the show before yes in person yes White Sox Dave no no he's this person who don't ever said very

special he said very special person employed do they have a job yeah I assume so but okay here what it is they have. I don't I don't I've answered too many questions They work at very special. They work at Barstool Sports. I I've answered too many questions for the very special When's the very special guest getting here some point? Okay, probably later in the show Would one of us enjoy this person more than others? Yes Give it to me shut up. It's between me and the thing now. Just others yes give it to me shut up it's between me and the thing now just let me give it I'm not giving it a whack for 30 no I'm not giving to

you it's between me and the he did this on purpose and he's not gonna beat me BKS swag yeah he's not gonna beat me all right well let's just stop the show for Brandon no you do what you're gonna do talk about your very special guests is it stone-cold Steve Austin? Yeah, I'll Steve Austin What wait that's him? What bridges that's he's a bridge test that's gotta be a That's gotta be odd seeing your childhood photo as somebody else's burner Helen Clare lived 88 years

just Helen clare lived 88 years 88 years of darkness and silence. Yeah, that's too long. That's so I don't know she was I knew that I'm gonna say I thought Helen Keller was not a matter. That's her signature I don't know why I thought she was like I know some weird like Dutch You know think I might be getting in Frank and Helen Keller confused. That's fair Wait, when did she die? 68 damn she lived a long ass time I feel like we only know about her as like a girl a young girl, so she never heard Elvis

She was here for a long course. I've never heard anything. Yeah, but she really missed Elvis. Yeah, what's like the best thing? She could have felt velvet satin the most Technologically advanced the nose of a horse Styrofoam I probably scared her a TV TV static of a TV. Yeah, she probably liked like the touching the glass Probably like really fucking fun for her. Those are those six flags to her Touching the staticky TV Coolest could have touched like

What is that? Silly putty. Oh, when is silly putty? Getting into Helen Keller mode Kate. Yes, so what honey was Tomorrowland When was silly invented Imagine if she ever got off. If she had lived a little bit longer and got a Kushball. Oh, she would have flipped. Oh, Kushball's rocked.

She would have been fucking nuts. 1943. Oh, yeah. She got her hands on some silly putty, for sure. That was heroin to her. Yeah. Oh, my god. Are you fucking kidding me with this?

Are you joking? New with this joking new feel a new feel? She could taste what else what else was you know those metal things that go on your scalp Oh, yeah, when I was back that the big the Dead Sea women with the busty Dead Sea women the Whoa, I don't know about the bus you know the busty Dead Sea women see the bus he did They're always these foreign women that try to sell you Dead Sea products, and they're always busty. Yeah, they're always too pretty to be at your local mall Yes, it was it was at the time the prettiest girl. I could fathom Okay, we hear him now

You're touching what are you good? Are you can you hear? Yeah, I can Thank you boys while we're doing Helen color Yeah Po that is funny come on Brandon Just so much Well, I hope at the end in it is just like a simple like fuck you yeah, it's a paper you idiot picture of a mooning you Danny you got me stuffy did oh Danny was stuffy yesterday and hear me today. You are stuffy shit

I'm not why would you do that Danny? I know I knew we shouldn't have kissed. Oh, I see brown all right That's good Sometimes I mean this is delay like I can't I can't focus right now. I Know yeah, it's very focused. I'm not bothering you yet. You are it's it's a very loud Kyle experience, where do you rank bridge tests on your scale? Above debris tests yeah construction site ists What's the scale? I just don't Yes, okay. What's the number one? Train I think train is the most iconic that's common. I think I'm near cliche. I think yeah, I

That's basic. Yeah, I like the sports stats once sports that test yeah more of a Fleming guy Yeah, I Like the bridge is good train is just like whatever. I like dudes that no dates Future dates past dates. Oh Those are like that a lot of them in like May 2nd 1994 yep you like five things that happened that rocks Mm-hmm the numbers guys that that I'll take him or leave on numbers guys

TJ pull up a tier list of the tests Guys who like know subway maps really well like that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know that though like any directional test. Yeah Like we just rattle off the entire like transportation again. It's still kind of it is very basic. It is very basic It is very basic. It is very basic. Still going. Come on, Brandon. Y'all leave me alone. Also, shout out to Tanner and Lorrigan, the Yakkers who invited us to their wedding in Montana. Lorrigan? Lorrigan?

They wrote a lovely note. They say they watch the Yak every day. I just wanted to give them a quick shout out because I thought that was nice. August 30th. Spin the wheel. I thought you said Lorrigan. That's... Lor-iurkin. That's pretty Well the notes a Where is it?

Montana spin the wheel somebody's gotta go Columbus, Montana not to out them is Columbus the most Common I think it's Franklin Franklin. Oh I think it's Franklin Franklin. Oh, that's county. I think just get this fucking thing open Brandon You're the only one worried about I am it's bothering me. I want it open. I want to know I mean, it's very It made a whole movie about this. What's in the box? the whole movie wasn't No, Devin what's in the box What the fuck is in this but they don't serve the box till the very end you know there's a box Yeah

I mean you go in knowing there's a box and you don't know what's in it that Kevin spacey reveal was so sick What's he up to these days? He's still putting out weird shit Did you see he sold his I think he sold his house in Baltimore that which was so sick It was like it was kind of on a boat Kind of what it was. I can you look up Kevin space's Baltimore house. I've got a house kind of be on a boat You'll see peninsula. It's just near the water. It was like I think it was built on a raft You're thinking of like a dock or yeah, maybe But it wasn't

Maybe it wasn't a boat. All right, we're here. Look that kind of a boat. Oh appear. No the yeah the one on the left I think oh my barge like that's a that's a man-made barge He lived at the end harbor pier. What was his spot? One on the end yeah pretty sick right and What's that awesome? Oh, that's very nice. That's really fucking cool. Yeah Dude has good taste Yeah, take away his taste oh That's fucking awesome so sick kev yeah have way to go. He's kev now to me really made it

So sick kev yeah, we did go he's kevin out to me really made it Right what you got another Pokemon all right? What is it though? Nidoran God damn it Another shitty one. I'll take it Nidoran female to Comes nitto Queen after a little while nitter rain that's not 20 minutes I'll say it say it hey BK yes swag fuck you oh what if you have

like a bridge question on the dozen you're gonna need him all right he doesn't have a bridge category I don't know that we've have like a bridge question on the dozen You're gonna need him He doesn't have a bridge category. I don't know that we've ever had a bridge question on the dozen Can I ask a question about the dozen please? Or is this what season are we in the dozen five is this the season where every single game no matter what happens the People who watch accuse everyone of cheating. No, that's season one. We've been building up to that for a while.

But it feels like we've actually hit the, like I got accused of cheating last night on a song answer where I didn't even know the song name, I just started singing it, and they're like, you can see he looked up and there was light coming from one of the screens. I was watching the playoff game. We were taping during what likely TVs above my fucking computer I

I don't even know how I would cheat on a Music question without sound just start cheating then if you're gonna get a cue I should write But like it was like this song was sung by these people. What would I be able to look up at and? See and be like oh now. I know it they don't want you to like you suddenly shazam There's no sound oh Don't know how you would say there's no sound on the music questions anymore it literally was like this song was sung by Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa So we get wrong that i started singing that and then and then Rome was like young wild and free

So is it is a strict no phone or did it get to the point where you might as well not have your phone? Cuz you'll get accused. I don't have my phone. I have my phone like turned around. I use my phone to play the dozen Frank hates you for yes But it was just funny cuz it's like not even, I don't even know how you would go about cheating on a question like that. No. You just have trivia haters, that's it. The Frank blow up on Betz yesterday was one of my favorites.

Oh. That boy is the poor, poor Betz. I heard it live. What are we saving Betz by the way? I heard it live. I think Betz kinda likes it. Yeah. He said do it.

I got here at like 8.30 and I just heard screaming from upstairs What the fuck is going on and then I realized it was a Frank? Enterprise Frank the Tank Enterprise meeting yeah the brain trust was you play it TJ was last night one of the more chaotic nights in This building you have the ghost That going on yeah, the quad box. Yeah, quad box. Yeah. Yeah shout out beef and tate by the way Yes, I I'm very proud of those guys because that was not a fun challenge and them taking their punishment coming back Completing it they were here till

930 they started at noon their backs have to be Hurt I was getting worried. We were gonna lose beef at one point what yeah You helped out for like a while Smooth two hours. Yeah, you were in it. It's kind of like it's kind of nice Forbid you got to wake up in the fucking rooster. God forbid you gotta wake up in the morning. Jinx covering his face. God forbid. That's right.

I'm gonna wake up at 7 o'clock. Yeah. Sorry you don't have to go to bed at 2am. The new schedule. Wake up at 5, you go to sleep at 7 o'clock at night. Welcome to being an adult, Frank. Not this year. You know I'm a fucking night owl. I'll see you at 7 o'clock at night. Welcome to being an adult, Frank. Welcome to being an adult. You know I'm a fucking night owl.

You said he extended? No. I want to say, Betz is so crucial to this, though, because he not being with Frank every day allows him to talk back to Frank. And so you need a Betz in this. Otherwise, like, Jenks is incredible at his job, him to talk back to Frank and so you need a bet in this otherwise you like Jenks is incredible at his job but Jenks is also he can't really talk back to

Frank no but that's being far away well you wanted to talk it's good content why no what is on the fucking bad thing too bad it's saying on so we're gonna not even talk about football it's gonna be just this no I wanted to cut we're gonna, not even talking about football, it's gonna be just this. No, let's talk about football. No, no, I want it to cut, we're gonna start it again. No, I want this on. No, I don't want it on. I want it on. I want it out. I want it in.

I want it out. I want it in. Out. In. I get the final say it's out. In. I produce it. Out.

I'll have my, I'll produce this one on purpose. Look at me, I'm not getting in the middle of YouTube. In. I'll produce it. I'll have I'll produce this one on purpose Now Michael today Love each other they do oh Man crew so Jenks is just good a cop now right he't yell at Frank at all. No. I don't think so I've caught myself blaming Mikey Betts because it's a funny joke to me like around the house Probably is his fault somehow He knows what he did

That's again Who's behind this oh man Brandon Yeah, great. Thank you very much Derby it was Derby day at the nominal mostly sports what you guys do play sporkle and suck each other's cocks we We race horses and suck each other's okay. Okay. Thank you very much. Yeah who won? We had different winners. I have to eat 40 pigs in a blanket which is pretty easy right pretty easy I also have to buy Connor Griffin a switch to okay Someone else have to eat 40 pigs in a blanket which is pretty easy right pretty easy I also have to buy Connor Griffin a switch to okay someone else have to eat something

TJ had to buy lunch for everybody Cody has to find his way on 20 bar stool shows by the end yeah yeah he walked into the anus room and he was like yo can I pop on anus next week and I'm just like yeah you could do a segment he was like I'll do a full episode he asked me he was like can I come on PMT for like 10 minutes I just know I'm explaining I was like still no still more now I feel like there should be a scale like it would be easy for him to ask you and get on anus your brother I go it should be we should like it would be easy for him to ask you and get on anus your brother I go it should be we should reward him for the harder show if he got on BFFs like for a full episode

That would be a we should why are we trying to deliberately tank this company? This is a really bad idea Mark's idea Mark wasn't here today, and he came up with the idea So mark still he's this is all long play. Yeah, yeah I'm gonna go to y'all every show and we're gonna bring this whole operation down But don't you think it's more interesting if he gets on like movie show than it is Oh definitely Taylor watch he's got to do 20 shows so he can't get around everybody million dollars worth of game Well TJ house houses confidence Ben Too high so I don't know I mean it it seemed like this weekend went very bad

I know he had a big weekend. It's ever wavering. Mm-hmm weren't you with him on Sunday. Oh, yeah, he did stand up Did it go well? Yeah, it went really well. Yeah But he's like he's he's his his confidence Falls off a cliff in the moment like I asked him to go to a costume store with me yesterday And he was like I don't really like going outside my bubble That's gonna be one of his 20 shows yeah, that's fine get him in here All right, you know those confidence he had to like park on in street parking yesterday And he was like I don't know if I want to do all that oh

my god in street parking yesterday and he was like, I don't know if I want to do all that. Oh my God. But we did it. You have to hang out with him tomorrow. He did ask me to be on the yacht. I'm not hanging out with him. Yeah you are for 10 minutes. You guys are hanging out.

I'm taking a picture. There's a 10 minute window, right? But that's not me hanging out with him for 10 minutes. Are you texting him where you are? Cody's gonna be telling the picture. You're inviting him to hang out. He actually said to me, he's like, I'll bring a fit for you.

I said, no, that's not what You can bring it I'm not putting it on It's gonna be like an I love Cody are you even if you smile in this photo you guys are hanging out He's fascinating to go out to dinner with two because he's like never had any food before yeah We have to teach him how to order a steak Cody what you're you're you thought you were gonna bring a fit for me tomorrow Yeah, I thought maybe like your offer Would be like you take a picture, but you got to get a good fit off too, right? No. All right, cool It's gone good. You know, you're getting that notification Cody has sent you a collab post. Oh, you're fine

I'm fine with the post but I would like I have a I have a lot of shit I got to do tomorrow. Yeah, we're taking a photo. That's like no. That's not part of the shit Would you say you two are hanging out tomorrow? All right now. I'm not and a million likes is a preseason game together No, I'm just gonna show up and we'll take the pic and I'll leave no questions They can't you shouldn't stop walking at all like he has to find you as you're learning do it at your pace Yeah, maybe like he has to stand a hundred yards behind me at least yeah He's back there somewhere

Did you plan did you plan a fit for big camp I had was going to but my fit might talk enough for both of us Okay, great. That would be perfect. Yeah, I'm excited perfectly. So what's what's your plan tomorrow? Whenever you know no, but what do you have planned cuz I'll actually be I'll work around your schedule a little bit I had nothing going on. Oh, you're not going to a party. This was like the only thing I had going on Are you going to a derby party? Yeah, okay? So that's all right, so there was a there was that was not hard. He's at like six o'clock. So okay, well you're good You're gonna be time out like 530 where it's coming time out. I talked to Cody real quick Yeah, technical Cody. I asked you to come up and do the thing

We've been planning to do Saturday for for three months, and you said no I can't this Saturday I'm gonna take a picture. We we both said we both live in the city of Chicago, but you just said I got nothing I got nothing tomorrow. I'm hanging out with you tomorrow. Yeah, you are, but he said I got nothing. You got Nick. You're going to try to hog them all? I don't want them all, but he's been me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why am I lumped in?

But he doesn't have nothing. He just admitted that he has a derby party. That's a six. They said it's a six. The derby's at 5.30. I would assume you're not showing up at 5.25. Probably like 2 o'clock. That's a lot.

See how hard it was to get out of him? He's got a party at 2 o'clock. His own words, he said I how hard it was to get out of him. He's got a party his own words He said I got nothing, but we knew that was that was he was being an idiot You have a scheduled event starting at 2 p.m.. Right going until then why didn't you answer that's that's what very much That's all I was asking that's what he wanted in the first place. Yeah, two o'clock Why'd you lie? I didn't lie now. We're all involved in where's your derby party? I gotta hang out with Nick Linkin Park, I think where? Who is it a house? Yeah, friends house. Oh thought it was an enemies of course. Oh a friend's house. Yeah

TJ when you guys go out to dinner, what are you looking at? Nothing you're staring at me. I don't know yeah, he's talking to you. Yeah, come having a conversation with you Yeah, so what time you think in the morning? Oh my god? No look at me all right? So I can't believe this is going so poorly yes I can't reason why I ask where your party is and what time was I was going to say if you have a two o'clock Party we can meet somewhere at 1 45 in the neighborhood. Oh perfect Sounds like that hard. Yeah was apparently That was crazy. Yeah, my own over don't overthink this too late. Yeah way too weird far in

I was like I don't really think Cody wants to come to my 830 a.m. T-ball game with my six-year-old so let's figure out where he's gonna go the rest of the day I was trying to be accommodating I appreciate that now I think I'm gonna do the opposite and you're gonna meet me at 6 a.m. Somewhere at Brandon's house question is your fit for the picture different from your fit for the party or is it all the same? Fit it's gotta be the same fit. Yeah, okay I I believe he's probably got multiple fits plan now same fit okay, I'm gonna pose you're gonna do Probably my classic just oh I believe he's probably got multiple fits plan. Nah, same fit. Okay. You know what pose you're gonna do?

Probably my classic. Oh, your classic. Who's taking the picture? Yes. Probably my six year old. What do you think? Are you bringing a picture taker? Yeah, I can bring one.

It's your picture. I don't really wanna involve other people. Yeah, we'll just get a random person. I literally said my son will do it I will have a birthday party. We have to go to it two o'clock perfect. It's a derby party. Not actually shit Why don't you say that I should have get his ass code? What are you gonna caption the picture Drop your derby fits. Yeah

featuring classic epic cap Yeah, yeah, go don't tag me that will get less retweets. Yeah, that's a thing yeah, if you do like the like you could tag the photo, but if you put me in the Actual caption, I think it gets less retweets fuck. I didn't know that I'm pretty well unless unless you retweeted it True, but I figured the picture came with a retweet. Does it not? I don't know True, but I figured the picture came with a retreat does it not I don't know we'll see how it comes out I might come with a block. Okay, fuck. Yeah get soften up boys. Let them get comfortable. Yeah I'm not as but he's not capable of getting come, but I is when he's calling he's comfortable He's come you haven't seen he's the star of all of us dinner

I I have to I have to put my foot down that he's too comfortable I think even yesterday I said I put my foot down and I was like too comfortable Cody. I had too good of a joke. You're like you got to chill No, no, no Oh Contrary. Oh the contrary was pure dog shit the worst thing I've ever heard No, it was a medley of great words come combined. You've mastered the single entendre Hey, Cody. Yeah, do Mona Lisa. I don't think Mona Lisa was a criminal Think she was framed Yeah, so Mona Lisa never was a criminal sing. It's just just framed It's just right as you think and Cody text me that at midnight two days

Just relax Cody you gotta You gotta get him. Hype him up, hype him up. You scare me. Right, but our conversation went very poorly because I was coming at it from a very nice angle of like, I want to make this as like, least cumbersome as possible for you tomorrow to meet up with me.

I was trying to help. I appreciate that. I didn't know. I came from a place of hate. I didn I didn't know it goes I didn't understand and we let we made Brandon walkers off. All right, so chill out We're gonna have fun tomorrow for this picture. It's gonna be great. I'm gonna figure out what works best for your schedule It's gonna be awesome. Love that. Thank you. Yeah, appreciate that. It's gonna be fire. This counts as one of the 20 Does it? Yeah, this is a bad showing. This was was organic. No you're gonna pick it back up. Yeah here Well, let's just try hey cody. What do you got planned tomorrow? Well, I'm gonna probably wake up have some breakfast and head down to a derby party around two o'clock so anytime before that

I'm free okay awesome there. He is boom yeah start speaking Start talking There he is boom yeah start speaking start talking You do I just has to come to me I'll let the game come to me take what the offense gives you you want to sit in silence and just wait for an opening For like the rest of the show or what it's a good strategy. That's cool. Yeah, I'll do that Take your opening what's up, Kate? Hey? Well, I have a question. Why is it? Why are you doing the picture with him again? So you so So it gets magnified more so you get more people replying to you with their no He was a big fan of the og derby pick well

And so he wanted to and so he so big cat you're the one who said I would take a picture with him He was like can we get a derby fit pick? I was like let's do it Well, I'll give you a location we can meet up for five minutes Take a pic drop it and it'll be sick that one's my favorite one Are you gonna have the case of beer with you get a case of Stella Stella blue? Yeah? Kind of a try-hard move you know I know so yeah Just be yourself I I could do that Maybe I'm trying You're making it to me. We're making it worse. I think we got a like ignore him for a while

That's how it happens. He'll come up. We'll do a crossword. He'll be quiet. That'll drop something. Yeah, okay Derby I think we got a we all got a better just don't overthink it journalism journalism. Yeah, it's journal a baby J I Think he like he's won four of his last four. He's a rookie his first race He got third and he won the next four we means a rookie. he just started in October. Yeah, well all Most derby cuz they're all three three years old only read the journalism Yeah, but I'm gonna go journalism okay, all right I like that she'll pick yeah Has an albino horse ever been in the race? Just white? Yeah. White horses race, yeah. No, but with red eyes.

They're more like savvy. Yeah, they're grinders. Yeah. Show horses. But something to think about, it's supposed to rain tomorrow. Oh. Maybe go American Promise. He's the son of Justify, who won the wettest

Kentucky Derby ever. Oh, wow. Triple crown winner. His father was a mutter. Yeah. Whoa. Confusing. Kardashian ass. Wettest, Kentucky Derby ever triple crown winner his father was a mutter yeah, whoa? confusing Kardashian ass Yeah, so maybe uh go do you go to the notes app?

I was looking at the horse the list of the horses bros check it. Yeah, you can do something with that Yeah, go cody a lot of fun name get on that notes app. We got baza Yep, yep Grande yeah, no that's scratched. We had grande something bull Citizen bull oh we got all right. That's a good cody take a little time here. Give us I want I want jokes about like four or five horses right? Give us I want I want jokes about like four or five horses right? Sandman number 21 horse just whoever's Oz dating hmm Bayza yeah

That's off the dome That was a run back? That was a recycled Bezaws whoever Zaws dating. Why are you number horse 15 in me right now? That doesn't really work if we can't see the list hold on hold on. Who's horse 15 render judgment. Oh All right, I want all the horses worked in at so so you have to doubt down got it Take your time. Just Flow of the show you can just throw it in there We want all of them all right. I got you this is your content

Take your time take your time or don't take your time Yes, be through it if you want to if you think it's easier if you think you're better. You know What the fuck? Fuck yeah, holy I think our special guest No Hell yeah, very special guest it is Tyler O'Day the last thing I was expecting in the living flesh Wow our guy What's up? Oh?

What's up? Yak legend oh, man It's good to see you again. How are you? Do you know Cody? Yeah from the vice Roy program? Oh? He was a vice Roy. No, I wasn't a voice Roy. Okay, so that doesn't You weren't no It's good to see you. What you do what? We knew each other somehow though Twitter. I think yeah the X app have you ever met Cody no no there we go Yeah, I guess they never crossed in the New York office. You were only there for like a month right Cody. Yeah

Tyler O'Day put on your headphones. Oh, yeah a while. What's going on? How are you? What's up? What scene? I mean we haven't seen you in forever And don't worry to the people online this isn't a no daniac so well We're gonna have to get a little bit little bit a little Tweet out that you're here Is there an opening at the Sears Tower or something? No, uh, well there could be but no sadly not Oh damn, how is everything? Yeah, everything's good. It's nice to be back here. It's good to see everybody Derek I'm here Derek Schuman and I came out for the weekend

So I wanted to come in and say hello to my old barnyard pals What are you? What are you doing these days? Are you still working for that building still the building? Yeah, so gone well You look great. Thank you so do you? You just assumed I didn't know where it came from yeah, oh the headphones take away your death It was me. It's Kyle's voice. There's two seats away Yeah, so what so tell us everything we haven't seen you in forever What would you like to know what's up with Tyler O'Day? What are you doing? What are you into? What's going on? I? Am down 65 pounds in the last year. Oh nice

Yeah, I think I'm taking a vacation from Eating 4,000 calories a day, which is a great a wonderful move Easy what is Brandon looks great? Thank you. What are you dressed up for? Kentucky Derby day very nice. Are you fulfilled in your job at Empire State Building or is it like, Hey, it's time to maybe find the Burj Khalifa or something like that next up? No, it's it's it's been really great honestly. And they've let me you know, we've the team's a lot of fun and like we've brought it all in house, which is which has been great. And then I've been able to stay in touch with people at Barstow, obviously. So no, it's it's it's been really nice, but it's I mean it's great to great to be here and see everybody

How much would we have to offer you to get you back? for Million dollars, okay, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, my contract. What about two million dollars I could do two oh wow One million dollars no you know what? Starting salary five hundred thousand dollars Let's talk okay, that was so easy See that was so quick the last person that jumped off was last year right No, when was fell off every time I talked with you you somebody fell off last year and survived no

You know no didn't survive no didn't survive no no one is no one is falling off so you guys are due No statistic no and you've left your post so now is the time to do I'm up there like a siren every day Okay, what you're here now, so if anybody's watching Please now's the time. How's the time to go jump gate is open yeah please don't do the post who's the coolest person you've met in the last year any WNBA stars we had we had the draft class come yeah they did I saw yeah am I missing something no no I saw a random question I didn't realize it wasn't I saw there was some WNBA stars the draft class comes every year. They're great We had Martin Garrick's he came a couple times. He was Martin Garrick's. Yeah, do a set

Yeah, he was the number one DJ in the world from DJ mag two years ago, and they did a set up there Which is pretty great. Did you take these pictures? No, I didn't were you standing right behind the pictures? Yeah I was hiding behind the players fuck yes Are you manning any of the social accounts? Yeah, the the Instagram and the Facebook are me but the the Twitter someone else on my team She does the copy for that now and then are my we have a great content team It was kind of all the video video content on tick tock and whatnot any controversies Thankfully, no, I've stayed away. We lit for the Eagles again this year

But people weren't as upset as they had been in the past got it. Yeah, what what is that? Why why do you guys why do you guys do that? Well, we did late for every Super Bowl champion. So sometimes it's yeah, but like Why do you guys do that fair weather building yeah, it is a fair weather building It's a good partnership to have okay the Super Bowl well No, not with the Super Bowl, but the some the teams sometimes will work with us. It's just okay Okay, is it I always see those videos of like someone changing the colors can they actually do that no Those are cool though. It is cool. That says another building. Oh, what building is that?

I think there's a couple. But I've done it. World Trade, I think the H&M building in the Bank of America. You guys should get that. You've changed the colors of a building? Yeah, you sign up for the app and you get, I don't know, like a 10 minute window maybe.

Oh, they let you do it. Or you can control the color, yeah. That's fucking sick. Have you performed lately? When's the last time you performed? Oh, no I haven't performed anything. No, you need to perform Cody lands with trying to get me to do another album Christmas. Why haven't you I don't have access to the professional recording space Like I used to well, let's get you access. There you are. Yeah

Could you do one right now? Patriotic maybe what'd you say patriotic for July 4th coming up? I yeah, I think I should the national anthem. I should bring that out. Are you gonna do a gauntlet today? Um, I could yeah, I could okay you will You're gonna do the gauntlet today. All right any marathons running. Nope. Nope. Why not? It was too uh, It was time-consuming first and foremost, but it was also to feast or famine like either You know it consumed your life or then you weren't doing it just led to a lot of yo-yoing which I didn't think was healthy Got it

Sounds like you're in a good spot. I tried it. I'm trying to be yeah trying to be who is on the top of the Odani X Right now who's in the top of the Odani X right now. That's a really great question. Thank you Usually people say that's a really great question when they're stalling Well, I certainly am Who would be on the top you know what actually Mr.. Walker will appreciate this my brother visited me two weeks ago. He's, Max O'Day's always a top five, but I, Mac, he's gotten me back into attitude era WW. E slash F.

And I forgot how much I enjoyed Billy Gunn. So right now I think it would be Billy Gunn as the number one O'Day. Oh wow. Billy Gunn, number one. Wow. Who are some O'Dayniac legends? He's still going. Terry Shivo. Of course, Terry Shivo. Terry Shivo. Number one Billy gun number one mm-hmm Wow who were some Odaniac?

Terri Shivo The Woman in Ireland with freckles on her pussy. Yeah, who was that? Former US ambassador Claire Cronin yeah, yeah freckle pussy uh-huh she had she had her pussy covered in freckles Yes, still to this day Irish. Yeah, she announced it. Yeah She had she had her pussy covered in freckles. Yes still to this day. She announced it. Yeah Or dainty woman that made the yak group chat, right? Oh, oh the lady bunch shaft. Yeah Sydney bunch of what is Cindy bunch of doing these days? She's doing great her She's a massive Islanders fan season ticket holder. They didn't have a good year, but Sydney's Sydney's doing wonderful Okay, that group chat for some pretty sensitive conversation

Yeah, you were you were hit no no We might have been okay what uh let me see if I can find it wait Can you pull up an old odenyax? Let's see how all the guys are doing What did you call your group of people at the office the clod? The club oh the clump maybe lump. Yeah, who's the lump? Oh? They owe me and Bend a Julio Katie pondisi. Oh Kyle Mackey was over there Kyle Gelling okay the great Kyle Gelling. I just realized I've been pronouncing Katie's last name wrong the past five years

Yeah, you pronounce it. I thought it was've been pronouncing Katie's last name wrong the past five years. Yeah. You pronounced it? I thought it was Pondisco. It has an I after the C. Pondisio? Pondisco. She's happy. She's doing good. She's running all my socials. She's quick to it too. You tweet a picture, it's on your Instagram.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she's well trained. Oh, she's great. Yeah. You haven't given up treats altogether, have you? Give her 20 bucks a year. Treats? Desserts and such? Oh, no, no, Yeah. You haven't given up treats altogether, have you? Give her 20 bucks a year. Treats? Desserts and such? Oh, no, no, no.

What's a good new dessert you've tried? Have you ever heard of a magic square? Yes. Yeah. I love a magic square. No, no. Why'd you say yes to that? I instinctively lied.

What is that? You're trying to oppress Tyler. What is that? I was, I guess. I got lost in you. I used to think... What is a match? I have no idea. I got lost in you. I used to think, I used to think you'd be a good person. What is a match? I have no idea.

That sounds like a toy. It's like butterscotch, chocolate chips, coconut shavings, graham cracker crust. Whoa. Yeah, it's fire. That sounds great. Caramel. I didn't say it.

You haven't got your depth perception yet, have you? No, why? Because you, see he said whoa, and you looked dead in my eyes. It went, it was from over there. That was Danny's whoa. Yeah, right here, okay. I'm so sorry. Do you need a little test eyes. It went, it was from over there. That was Danny's whoa. Yeah. Right here.

Okay. I'm so sorry. Do you need a little test real quick? Hey, I'm Brandon, I'm talking. I got you. All right. The glaucoma on the left eye doesn't help either. I'm sorry.

You have glaucoma on your left eye? I'm a survivor. Damn. All right, do we have an old list? Is there a list of people banned from the Empire State Building? Not that I'm privy to. Okay.

You would be privy to. I would imagine there's members of like Isis Isis Isis invited Isis isn't banned. Oh, they're very so you haven't banned Isis You should probably do that because otherwise they might show up on an end and then you're gonna be taking their photo on the top Yeah, welcome Isis Yeah, let's get on that let's ban some people they're banned okay Yeah, let's get on that let's ban some people they're banned, okay They might not take are you gonna go are you gonna scout some other?

Buildings when you're here no our building needs an account This building yeah, we have a tunnel the tunnel we have a lot to work with I That would be a great side project to run the account for this building. Well. Yeah We could maybe let him yeah, we have celebrities come through. Yeah. We have us in front we don't know what to do with, so. Yeah, we have people taking shits and not flushing. Yeah. That's unacceptable.

Yeah, that could be an announcement. All right. We just have bad plumbing. It's not tall enough for you, though, is it? You're your, I'm not a size queen. Okay. Oh. It's wide. It is wide. Yeah. It's kind of a chode.

It is a little bit of a chode. A chode building. Yeah. Is there camaraderie with other tall building people? Um... The tall building industry? You have the Freedom Tower guys? You can only talk, like, yeah, you can really only be yourself around them.

There is a... The Chrysler building tried to hang out, but they were like, fuck that. We've created a strange war. The Chrysler Building tried to hang out, but they were like, fuck that. We've created a strange war. The Chrysler Building's kind of like, it oscillates between a boyfriend and a best friend, and also kind of a sibling something. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.

Boyfriend and sibling? And best friend. And best friend. Wait a minute. So you're saying the Empire State Building and Chrysler Building have fucked, but are amicable in it? But you're implying that if it fucked but are amicable. Interesting. Okay. There is a there's a professional group called the World Federation of

Great Towers that that exists. That sounds really. Yes. And how many is in it? I mean there's I'm sure there's some application process I'm not super. Yeah. That actually exists. Yeah it's it's awesome trying to have a bunch of buildings as tall as our tallest building oh yeah trying to get a bunch I'm like fucking towns yeah we'll have them trying to get a bunch the Willis towers in it I think mm-hmm are there is the Willis tower that is where the sky deck is to yeah hater to the whoa wifey to Big Ben Empire's you pen this shit government empty to my fans mother to New Yorkers hater to the bean wifey to what the fuck you hate the beam for the beam

They're bothering nobody the be are you coming at the beam the beam bothers us why oh no the beam might fuck you up while You're here. What the fuck do you got against the beam bro? There's not even a building dude It's not a building an arrogance about it did the beam respond pick on some of your own now It sounds like there's not an arrogance. It sounds like you have like... A jealousy. Yeah. It's two different categories.

You're projecting. You don't fuck with Cloudgate? They're not the same thing as you guys. No, the bean is in the metal foods category. Yeah, that's punching down. Also, like two years ago, New York tried making their own bean. Yeah. I know I disavowed that.

Fair. Okay. You come to our city. You come to our motherfucking city flick our beam and talk about our beam What the fuck is this as brazen? They're always tween about the beam oh So you're obsessed is the bean ever tweeted about the Empire State Building no chance the bean does not have a Twitter sadly Wow So we got Bean does not have a Twitter sadly Wow Rancid he's what is like Kendrick and Drake. This is crazy, but it's all so one-sided Yeah, the bean doesn't have a voice you're obsessed with the beam the beam

The beam lives rent-free. Yeah in the Empire State Building and aren't you in charge of the rent there? Oh? Yes, I'm yeah, I'm in charge of the rent there What are we launching the bean into space What the fuck? I'm pissed anything to say I Stand by it. You know you walk out this door the beam It's gonna be waiting to get you yeah, all right Texting to the beam I'm saying hey fuck you buddy Empire State Building. Yeah, I knew I knew this was a good idea

You're lucky linkedin's headquarters are in the Empire State Building you're gonna need it bucko That's crazy. Let's stop that. Let's stop going at the bean. You want me to call a truce? I don't understand where the animosity comes from. The bean's not a building. It just sits there. Can't fight back.

You can't take a selfie in front of it now. You know that. I might have to. No. You know what though, the Willis Tower is just sitting there tall as hell, and it sees you going at the bean. It knows you're scared of the Willis Tower. I'm not scared of the Willis Tower is just sitting there tall as hell, and it sees you going at the bean. It knows you're scared of the Willis Tower.

I'm not scared of the Willis Tower. Oh, man. No. No. Better tell that to Willis, man. Oh, I forgot he was still here. Shit. Shit.

He saw an opening, and he took it. He ran right through that hole. Right through that hole. Do you know what you have to do for the gauntlet? Somewhat, but I'd love to be educated. Okay, so you're gonna start with one cornhole shot, okay, then you're going to Kick a soccer ball into the goal You have to kick those three balls once you kick those three balls if you don't score You can score from anywhere so you can get closer up. Okay, then you got to hit one home run

You see the bat and the wiffle balls. Yeah, what's a home run? Just above this level right here? So it's not very high don't hit the ceiling. Okay, then you got to throw a football through the body armor hole see that just one of them and Then you have to make a three-pointer Make a three-pointer and then throw us whatpointer, and then sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss You know no no it's some questions will have ten different answers so I have nine so you'll be I didn't know the Empire State Building had its own zip code. This is a sample. It's not 118 get ten total answers across the entire board so you don't get all in one category No, but it won't be these questions hi Tyler hi to 6500 windows

73 elevators mm-hmm, and you said the LinkedIn headquarters are in the Empire State Building? Yep. 34 34th Street People have jumped to their death Dozens Interesting stuff man What else is in there? Have you been in there when it's been struck by lightning? Yes. Do you feel it? No, okay You just is there an alarm? No. Do you feel it? No. OK.

You just, is there an alarm? No. I mean, it just hits the antenna. OK. And all that. 23 times a year? 23 times a year. What else is in there?

In terms of like tenants. Shutterstock? Shutterstock is in there. HNTB, they're like a big engineering firm. STV, trying to think. How's the food court? Oh. There's no, well LinkedIn has their own cafeteria in their office which is pretty incredible. They built it up themselves. It's like a full service food court for their staff. Do you have a master key to every floor? No. Okay.

So is there some secret shit going on in there? No. No. I'm just curious, I'm very curious. Yeah. Cool building. Who's the richest man that works there in the building? I don't know.

Any billionaires? I'm sure there are. Certainly, yeah. What's the company that takes up the most space in there? LinkedIn. Oh, LinkedIn. Yeah. Is there ever any, like, what's the craziest

tourist drama you've seen? Ooh. Like a boyfriend-girlfriend fight in the line waiting to go up, or? No, honestly, I've never, I mean, I'm not there all the time, but I've never seen anything too. No good. How many proposals are on the top?

Proposals happen a lot. Yeah. Proposals happen a lot. What is, like, the demographic breakdown of the people who would typically propose at the Empire State Building usually there's two of them, okay? One nothing nothing oh day Mean it's all over the place. It's all over the place whoever's in love. Yeah I don't think so no no no I said fuck you to the Empire State Building? I don't think so. I don't want to get you in trouble. No, no, no.

I just want you to stop coming at the bean. Did you say you have to hit two three-pointers? Yeah. Okay. You got this. Jeff D. Lowe has the worst time, so you'll be better than him. Well, we just got a basketball court was just put in the bottom of the Empire State Building, so I've been working on my game.

Look at you guys. I've been working on my look at you guys and working on my game a little bit damn I actually think I'm better than I was in high school because my mechanics were so fucking bad when I was in high school What a full basketball court? Yeah, can I see a picture of it sure? Okay, let's have some good shit over there is it for anyone in the whole building who wants to play yeah What yeah, it's cool said the bottom the bottom. We're talking first floor. Basement. Basement?

Yeah, a lot cooler if it's on the top. So your building is 90 years old? 94 yesterday. Oh my god, happy birthday. You're just now getting a basketball court. Not soon enough for you? Beam would have had one. Oh shit, that's nice.

Yeah, it's cool. We worked with a local mural artist, and she did a whole the whole walls It's great. Oh doesn't kind of copied what we did doesn't look full-size exactly. I mean, that's a local mural artist Oh, you have golf sir is they yeah, we got two. Oh you have a golf sir. Oh interesting, huh, huh? Got any way of a douchebag named Nikki smokes to now we don't okay? Got any way of a douchebag named Nikki smokes too. No, we don't okay Huh got anywhere you can watch sports there sure oh man you guys can we play Roofball yeah, oh, they'll be

Yeah, they'll be sick yeah has dude perfect ever rolled through they definitely have Everywhere I've been there. I'll bet you $100 right now Dude Perfect has been at the Empire Store. There's no chance they haven't been to the video. To do something. What was your, 2022 or something? What were you? What, when I went? Yeah. Yeah, 21. Yeah, they were there in at least like 17. Damn, it's been that long? Four years?

Yeah. Shit. Yeah, and I think my, the last time I was on the Yak was I think Christmas 2022 maybe? Oh yeah, the building come in. Yes, the building came in. Yeah, that was awesome. The building came in. So how long were you at Barstool? About, I'd been at Barstool,

or I've been at both about the same amount of time now. Wow. Dude Perfect. Oh, they've been. Oh yeah. Of course they've been. When? They've stunned there.

Please tell me it was after he was there. stunned is this a pop-crate perfect stuns NYC with trick shot off Empire State, but oh is this a they must have faked it. Oh, this is a parody oh I got waffled How many views does that have Kyle oh that guy got you so Johnny Davenport damn Him and I could be related I Didn't want you guys to find out this way, but my real identities wait a minute where Where's that? I think that's a no. It was a stratosphere in Vegas. Okay Damn, they oh you got waffled so bad Wow

All right, you ready you ready cuz we got a we got a guest who you're welcome to stay on for The guy who created the sperm racing is coming on Yeah, I think I think I'll pass. Okay. All right, so do the gauntlet do the gauntlet all right thank you so much it's great to see you yes great to see you we'll see you in a second we have to sit down and do trivia the old the old He does look fabulous. He looks fabulous. He smells incredible. He looks fabulous. I don't realize how tall he was. He's almost as tall as Brandon. Yeah.

Did he grow? He may have. Cody, how we doing? Cody, you got some horses coming up? Yeah, shortly. Are you writing? I've been in the lab. You know what? Do you need your computer to get the whole thing?

No, I got it here. Alright, because I want a whole thing All right the whole the whole preview all right ready Tyler All right three two one go You can pick up multiple bags Oh shit. Oh this is bad. Oh no. This is really bad. He's spilling the beans. This is really bad Tyler. Oh my god. This is really bad. It's gotten worse. Yeah. Not yet. Not yet but this is about as bad as you can do on the bags. Bean lovers rejoice. Yeah. There he is.

Yeah. There he comes, Cody. Yeah. Yes. Big win for the bean. Oh my God, he's so off. This is so bad. He's going to be in Jeff D'Lo territory.

I mean, how does it keep going each side? Just swinging his arm like it's... He's got... The beam would have made this fight out. It's getting flung, yeah. It goes right, then it goes right. There he is. We're in bad ter... Oh, let's go!

Angle. We're in bad. Oh, let's go ankle with bad territory neck guys actually I was a minute a minute a minute a cornhole. Oh no. Oh no felt the wind on that one. Okay, all right contact Okay, oh boy, okay? Oh Shot Oh, what a shot. Uh-oh. No, no, no. Oh, there we go. The new holes are a lot easier.

Yeah. Yeah. You have worked on your form. Yeah. OK. If this is the work top. Are these inflated with helium? What was it before? I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

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He does have good form why is it not getting closer? It's going to the same spot. Get it closer, Tyler! I explode every time! Just go on! There we go. Seriously, what was his form before this? I... I... oh my god. Yes!

His mechanics were so fucked. Oh, he's holding it, he held it up, he held it! If only he didn't have to do that again. Dude, I love Ode to Ode. He's the best. No! Hey, like... I almost lived with him when I first moved to New York.

Yeah, that was... That was your, that was how's your as Kyle I rec You recommended O'Day. I think he was looking for a roommate the right I was moving oh My god How is it this short every time is he just is he just money from from 16 feet Every time is he just is he just money from from 16 feet? Has to be the best mid-range guy. Is it gone to the same place every time? Yeah, yeah, ash.

Dave from 16 feet money. Oh, yeah, another one. You can't miss. He's actually so. So never seen Luke. don't need to move. It's going to the same spot every time. Oh my god He's Kevin Durant He's so clean from that oh my Oh There it goes Like what is their pickup game happen today?

You gotta be like hey, maybe I get like three more feet on this shot. Maybe I push it a little bit He's fucking with he's gotta be Little Jordan shrug for the people at home all right here, here we go. 12 Beatles studio albums. Uh-oh. Oh no, it's glasses. 12 Beatles studio albums. Hard Day's Night. Hard Day's Night. Let it be.

Yeah, Abbey Road. Talking to a mic. Talking to a mic. Abbey Road. Shit, I'm out of breath. Harry Potter books. I just need 10 total. Yes, so you're at three. OK, I'm out of breath. Harry Potter books. I just need 10 total. Yes, so you're at three.

Okay, Marilyn, colors flag, looks real red, black, yellow. Sevilla. Barcelona. How do you spell Sevilla, what did you say? S-E-V. S-E-V-I-L-L-A. Oh, got it. Time, time, 3.5, that was 5.34.

How bad in the grand scheme? You're not last, you're not last. Your shot is something to, can you go just take like a mid-range real quick? Sure, I'll crush. Yeah, you'll hit like 50 in a row. I just want to see What a mid-range would look like

Oh, that's not mid-range Okay smooth one more mid-range for the people oh Get not mid-range. Oh there it is. Yeah. He's money really good at basketball. Just not three ball That's fine Okay, all right All right Tyler you're the best we miss you. Thank you for coming by Great seeing you. All right hang out. Yeah All right, not terrible

All right, do we have our guest, TJ? I thought that was the guest. Oh, we have a separate guest. Sperm Racer. Oh, duh. Yeah. Eric Zhu. Is his name?

Eric Zhu. Who else is his name? Is it, are we sure it's Zhu? Is it Zhao? Z-H-U? Zhu? Zhu? Zhu? Z H U? ZU? ZU?

And he's a college student? We don't know. We'll find out. Cody's working by the way. He's still cooking over there? He's cooking. Yup. Damn.

Yo! What's up man? What's up? So sorry. I've been having like stomach issues all morning. Wait, are you in a bath? Shitting right now? Yeah. Wait, what? Incredible star. We can wait, man. Oh, yeah. Fuck it. I've been having stomach issues all day today. Oh, what did you eat? man What did you eat where are you shitting right now is that a public restroom Yeah, so I have an office in SF and yeah, so I'm really hoping no one walks. Okay. All right, so sorry for your son. He's you Eric We just we we basically wanted to have you on to say the sperm race was awesome How do we get you to do that here? We want to do a sperm race in our office

So I mean the process is quite long actually a lot of you were saying was fake But it was actually really real which is um how it kind of works So I'll just explain the process and then I'll like kind of tell you guys how it could happen Basically it works is this process takes around like two hours, right? So what it would do is we would get the samples, we would put it in a centrifuge, we would like dilute the sample. So your normal like sperm samples is like around like you know hundreds of millions of sperm, right? We would basically dilute it down to like around 100 to 200 sperm cells and then what we do is we would put it in our litho-microphytic device

where we use something called rayotaxis, which basically pushes current towards the sperm and the sperm would swim through the current. Then what we do is we would use computer vision and trace it onto like a 3D object because I mean, I don't know if you guys seen sperm before, but it's not that entertaining to watch, right? Depends on who you're asking.

I think, exactly. I've never seen like sperm this close. But yeah, that's kind of what we do. And then it's often the racetracks. We basically trace it using computer vision, trace the coordinates of all the sperm, and then kind of put it onto a plane. So it is kind of like a long setup,

if that makes sense. It's basically a whole lap setup that we kind of put out. So what you just described, how long would that take? Duration? The race, each race takes about two to three minutes depending on how fast your sperm is. Like, you know, someone like Tristan or Asher,

like their sperm was really fast, but like for some people that's, you know, their sperm is slower, it could take like five to 10 minutes, but usually if your sperm is fast, two to five minutes is kind of like deranged. So what kind of load, like a big creamy load, is that typically better? Is that faster sperm?

Like somebody who takes Maca? Actually, it matters more the quality, the quantity, right? You can have like a massive load, but all the sperm could be dead. Okay, I got Maca for the boys too. Oh, perfect. How did you get into this as your interest? Because you're still in college, right?

Really? Oh, no. I'm in high school. What? Wait a second. Hold on now. He's 17. I hate a god damn snake.

He's 17. What? Can we be talking to him? No. Should we not talk to him about loads anymore? Yeah. Can we abruptly stop? I just did a big creamy load to the tea.

Last question, Eric. How can we get, can you set it up so we can do it here? Yeah, we can set it up. Okay. It's like, it's like a process though. It's like a process. So we have to ship all our equipment down and then, you know, set up a lab, right? So then so forth. But if you guys want to, if you guys are are ever into San Francisco like we'd love to have you Yeah, you know are you? Super Bowl Super Bowl Which one Super Bowl the Super Bowl can you set it if we were gonna be there for the Super Bowl next year? Would we be able to just? Actually was gonna interesting like a couple of these through and release Vegas. Oh sick

And we have a lot of massive celebrities that's going to race their jizz in front of like thousands. So wait, so will you be 18 next February? Yes, I will be 18. Okay, alright so perfect. Alright so we'll talk to you next February. Eric, thank you for joining us. You're not at school right now, are you? No, so basically what happened was during sophomore year of high school, I started a business in the high school bathroom. So I had to get kicked out of the bathroom back sophomore year.

Wait, what? You started a business in the high school bathroom? For context, I run a data company. So we basically built data models for private markets. That's like my main job. And then I started this freshman year high school and we were getting kicked out of the bathroom

back to sophomore year because we were spending five to six hours a day there. And I was buying Hall Pass from drug dealers, we had a green screen in the bathroom and then Priswan ended up getting pissed and kicked me out of school. So I moved to SF after that. And then we have our office here, right, so on and so forth.

So you're a genius. No. Ever since I was a young kid, I always wanted to raise sperm so that's All right, well Eric you're the man will will be in touch cuz I do we do want to set this up for when we're in San Francisco Let's do it. I'm down. All right. Okay. Thanks so much Eric Are we My god, are we prank just happened. Oh my god Are we being pranked? Is he fucking with us? I don't know this catfish situation. Holy shit

He's definitely smarter than us. We just talked to a 17 year old shitting shit. Take it off for about loads 17 year old he's a genius. He's a genius. Yeah, he has to be. That was chaotic. I mean, listen, we will do it in San Francisco. That will be electric. I can't wait. He seemed a little non-committal about that part. No, he seemed very committed. He wanted to do this in Vegas. He's doing it. No, he said he's doing one in Vegas with celebrities with like real celebrities I Think y'all should watch the tape back. I don't think you committed to us. No. No it didn't seem like he was fully committed He you know he he definitely didn't want to come here right now. You got that He's I don't know that he wanted us to come there

He said if you're ever in SF, but when we said Super Bowl he's like ah I don't think he knew what the Super Bowl was He's a nerd did not yeah, yeah, right doesn't we said Super Bowl he's like I don't think he knew what the Super Bowl was he's a nerd did not yeah Yeah, right doesn't know the Super Bowl That's a whole level TJ. We could have used this text a little bit earlier Did he just say he said he's 17 by the way I said that before you you booked them three minutes Right under the bus Also, he he said it was real and then said exactly what I said it but whatever he it's not Feel good bullying. I was in your bearing the lead that he was on the floor guys. I'm flummoxed

He was shitting was he shitting or was he trying to be funny or was I don't know if you I thought he was gonna Be a clown then he wasn't then he said ever since I was a kid I wanted to brace jizz is he a clown or not, but he said big important word. He's definitely in the bathroom. He's like 500,000 words in five minutes. Yeah, he was talking He does not have the mind of a 17 year old that's a that's a four-year-old man This is the urology kid. This is the manifestation of manifestation of this is the manifestation of y'all's show idea right here just came back to a movie that was a TV show it was a TV show young penis holy fuck young penis he was he's the boy sperm genius that's who he is is he creating himself after you and they kicked him out of the bathroom or spending five hours a day in the bathroom and respect his you got caught

in the back they might have taken all of your jokes and created a did we manifest young penis yeah started a business in the bathroom. Holy fresh on here Huh, you got kicked out of the bathroom Yeah, cuz he was young penis in in the bathroom and became it became a Was firm expert That's young penis That was the world premiere of young penis. I wasn't prepared for him shut me down, but he's so confident

He's like yeah, I'm sorry guys taking a shit How you know busy that guy probably instantly neutralized me Nothing for him. He's awesome I don't know what just happened, but he knew to bring his laptop into the shitter Maybe his phone or his phone. I guess he has price phone What do you say about drug dealers? Bathroom and that they were too fast This might come up in a deposition later, so we need to get our story. Yeah, we got to get on the same page guys

All right, let's just all agree so so Josh. Josh Josh our booker booked him. Yeah, uh-huh, so he's the one Yes, yeah, he didn't do is do and he always asked for government ID before he books. Yes And we said no we don't want him no He insisted got entrapped Yeah, Lord. Oh my god. He's in the bathroom That's his brand he's so smart I don't think I don't think his stomach was hurt what go to another interview Oh, he's just always yes. This is oh he's branding himself. That's on in us Do you punk us?

He did What he's one of these guys. This guy's three steps ahead. He takes all his meetings in the bathroom. Because it's a great origin story. He started in the high school bathroom. Oh, so he was fine. He's just really smart. He wasn't shitting at all. He never had his pants off. His stomach probably felt great. We got outwit. We got outwit so fast. His stomach probably felt great. We got out wit we got out wit so fast Played because it does it is an incredible neutralizer to get on every zoom call and be like I'm so sorry I'm taking a shit, but he's not actually ashamed and he's not actually shitting Holy shit that guy he spun us around

Mm-hmm the boys room is now where's Here comes the resumes Silicon Valley greets a new generation of teen founders The boys room is now where's here comes the resumes. Silicon Valley greets a new generation of teen founders. Damn. We got a show. 10th grader from Carmel, Indiana. He's from Indiana. Zoo has raised in 49 other states, it's just a bathroom.

Had to do it because Ty this isn't here. He'd be happy. Zoo has raised about one million from investors including GitHub's co-founderfounder Tom Preston Werner Damn, this kid's impressive Wait he got 20 million at 15. Oh, is that real? Next time we call him we gotta all go on the little conference. That's another photo of him in the bathroom. Yeah Josh just said hey, why are the police at my house?

photo of him in the bathroom yeah Josh just said hey why are the police in my house damn we got we got played like a fiddle multiple times yeah I love it I think we can do this sperm race though you guys don't feel like it I just don't like you let's just say this he's a nerd we could fucking beat his ass we got us and we got we could beat his ass we fucking beat his ass. We got to say we got to. We could beat his ass. We want to beat his ass, we could beat his ass. I don't know, man. We could beat his ass. Probably got a good posse.

I'm worried about him collecting our sperm for other reasons now. Mm. I'll say it. I don't. He's too smart. Again, I go back. I don't think he wants us in San Francisco.

I do. He just wants our sperm. No, he wants us. No, I don't think he did. He just wants our sperm. No, he wants us. No, I don't know. You know what the Super Bowl was? He knows what the he started a business in a bathroom. You think he doesn't know what a Super Bowl is. He knows he he knows everything. That's a good point. He knows way more than we do about everything. That was a really punny terrible joke.

I wasn't even trying to make a pun. I'm saying this kid who's got $20 million 15 knows what Super Bowl is So that's this high school bathroom Too soft. So cool. Why don't you get us some more money? We've been up here that oh Oh, I hate that guy. You don't like that guy. Do you know that guy? No, I don't know that guy go back to it That's only 100 and he did all of that From the bathroom of his high school This kid rocks. My name is yeah. Wait go back to that other guy. You guys never seen those videos He does like he's like crack seven. You know, it only works in the bathroom. I tech CEO click on him

It's him walking in the bathroom. Oh, yeah, he just filmed himself No, he like pretends to be a rich kid and they're the most unfunny videos In the server room because people are still gibbifying their girlfriends. I am one more GPU melting away from banning the AGI project No, the trend is working. The trend is too viral. The trend is too viral Pretty funny. Yeah, right Cody That's like a French aristocrat one where he like goes up to like bars. He's like, do you know who I am? I mean, it's an insufferable field that he's in. Tech? Yeah Alright, we need a power cleanser Cody. Cody you're up. Make us feel better about ourselves. Let's ease into it. Yeah, let's slow one. I want to just talk first

Yeah, that's yak all right well What are you guys doing this weekend? Oh my god? All right, what do you think about that Kentucky kid the bills got seems like a good kid Max Harris yeah, yeah, we needed a corner back. I'm excited. I Just expect a joke every time mm-hmm right this might be asking a lot But would you want to perform some of your stand-up that you perform the other night? I wish you would have told me I would have went Yeah, actually could okay, all right all right. I don't know

Whatever you are you trying to save some may just do one joke then if somebody say, get up there do some crowd your horse you want you want to open her? Sure, all right Brandon You're opening don't have a change not here Get comfortable dancer go do hit a dancer hit a, hit a dance. Hit a dance? Hit a dance. Brandon right now in this suit looks like he's about to go to court for just a really, really

poorly thought out fraud case. Yes. For talking to a 17 year old. Is that your bet, Callison? I think it's a good suit. Lower. Lower the mic a little. That's good. So, I was at the bar the other night. Being all cool. You know like I am. One more. She gonna say. Brandon. I said, yeah, I'm going to say, so I was at the bar the other night being

all cool. You know like I am woman. She's going to say Brandon. I said, yeah, that's my name. She said Brandon, this pussy tastes like pumpkin pie. I said, don't ask me no damn question like that. I never had no pumpkin pie. Kick

it. That was the best one. That was really I like the ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Cody Miles. Woo! Like that? Yeah, nobody knows. I thought it was for the first time. I was so nervous.

What do you go by? Woo! Sorry. How we doing tonight? Woo! Cody! Yeah. Yeah.

It's great to be here. I feel like sharing this room with all of you is like the pinnacle of my life, the highlight of my life. I feel like I'm on cloud nine a little bit. Could you imagine being the guy on cloud eight? You think about it for a second, you walk in, you're like, damn, upgrade from cloud seven, I'm here. What the? How the fuck did you get up there? Hey! Guy from cloud cloud 9 looking at you like fuck you loser. You're never gonna be up here. You're not good enough for cloud 9 Cloud 8 guys pretty pissed off sees the cloud 9 getting guy getting some pussy Guys all sad he's like I bet the cloud 9 pussy's pretty good, too

So yeah Cloud nine jokes right off the rip good Cloud nine pussy is good. You think an airplane ever puts itself in phone mode just in case Damn it. Yes, I need that shit up Whatever man, I was having a threesome the other day in my bedroom It was me Siri and Alexa Think they really like me for who I am

I Mm-hmm I Think when they came up with the phrase you only live once they got it exactly right Except for the cat how that motherfucker get nine lives The worst chefs are often the best gossippers just telling secrets as they pick up all the beans that they just spilled in the best gossippers just telling secrets as they pick up all the beans that they just spilled. Oh my god. Y'all have been a fun crowd man. I saw a waitress punch a customer in the face the other day at a restaurant.

Poor guy asked for a pepper shaker for the meal. Instead she gave him a salt. Nah, but really, I think Dumbo would have been the best therapist, because he's all ears. Thank you guys. All right! Go to him. Go to him. Go to him.

I'm misunderstood. No, that was great. Thank you, bro. Good one-liner rate. Yeah cloud nine stuff People don't think about that. Yeah, they don't and that's what I somebody got to do it Yeah, you got the boys in the booth howlin so I've heard it before so I'm desensitized First time went crazy yeah mmm did okay yeah I think you should mix in somebody got to do it into the act like as a catchphrase okay yeah maybe just at the end of the set or something and then people be like oh say somebody gonna do punchlines would work well, too

Boys Brandon yeah Any tips I Hear a scuttlebutt there is something. We're watching horse racing. Oh What's the word? Oh, they're into it. Look at that. Yeah, they didn't win. I don't think they're watching Cody's data. It's on delay. Oh my god assault. So that's what you told the other night? That was some of it. That was a minute. You were more confident up there because I couldn't see anyone. That helped? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have Kentucky Derby stuff?

Yeah, let's get some Kentucky Derby stuff. Rip a horse joke real quick. We should do a wheel with some horses. Is this part of it? That felt like a setup. Right. Yeah, with some, whichever horse wins, you have to do something.

Right, but is this a punch line? A show suggestion or a suggestion or we can tell if you're telling us to do that or Joke cadence your cadence is exactly my bad. Let me switch up the flow a bit I think we should spin a wheel and then have some punishments that go with the horse names no Fair enough. Yeah, this is going fucking great You're doing good Whenever have the jokes for us No, I just I just wrote like punishments. Oh what we asked you to write jokes not punishments. All right Understood the oh I thought you meant the opposite Punish for mostly sports today. Is it the same ones as those your jokes are oh you said you just wrote them

Yeah, okay, and he performed these on the show or no. He thought of the punishment Why did perform on the other show oh, sorry All right, all right You put out a graphic yeah Really small font graphic I like wait what's for that's just hang out with me for a day Admire Daytona you fly to Daytona to get a picture for a postcard and fly back without leaving the airport I'm confused you didn't do anything how you getting that we actually do how you get the picture of Daytona without leaving the airport the do anything how you get in there we actually do how you get the picture of Daytona without leaving the airport well the you didn't do any of the jokes no let's just ease into it we 130 we're 90 minutes who were these punishments for

it was the mostly guys we were gonna race a do a race. I just did a chunk of gold. Do a five-minute stand-up set on the show. You didn't really go five minutes. That sounded like a joke too. Yeah I'm always waiting for like a D plus punchline. Yeah. You're like edging us. Yeah. Do you like it? All time. No it's uncomfortable. We're anticipating jokes like we're ready for a joke. I'm ready yeah, my body is ready for a cody joke cody What horse shows tomorrow? And maybe why? Hmm. I'd go with publisher Yeah, why why there's a lot of things you could do with that do one

I think you should be able to tweet something off someone's account what I want the horse to win feel high right now last 20 30 minutes fever drink that Cody hit hard fucking 17 year old on the bathroom we had Tyler O'Day now I don't know I'm trapped in a Cody Ferdinand joke, and I can't get out. Yeah, that's the American promise Okay There you go now. We're going that's better. Just got to get in his zone and he's automatic Yeah, in your zone. You just had the name of the horse in a slightly black voice His nervous tick is code switching

Man that ain't true all right Cody Mooc and I have a stand-up show at Zanies fuck yeah 15th and special guest Julio oh Yeah, and he said he said he has shows to promote in Boston, so this is perfect timing Yeah, I'll say this I'm excited for Julio or to come back and join us on the yak Well, it's not break up his marriage this time. Did we get him in trouble member? Yeah, you gotta fuck the cunt out of her that Typically stays with his wife's parents when she's here. Yeah this time. He's staying with me. Oh I think we've done some irreparable damage. He and I have some great master stories though. We had a good time

That's the wrong guy No Joey Avery just took a bad shot not him not not him. No, not him. All right moving along And then we so Monday Nick Brandon and I will be out you have Mike Rainey's coming back Yeah, Mike Rainey and another one of his comedian friends love it I'm glad to have to because I'm ready to talk more about the Delco poop lady. Oh, yeah, she got arrested She did she's gotten only fans for feet. I did see someone, probably a Philly person,

quote treated the arrest and said, this is my Luigi. Yeah. Did you see what the question the reporter asked or she was being handled? No, let's watch it. He was just like, what you eat? Yeah. Look, she's loving it.

She's nailing this. Can you tell us what happened? The lady chased me. She chased me and I asked her that's what's happening. Yes You said she chased you yeah, she chased me and I got out and begged her stop Listen to her side was the or that was a mother that looked exactly like yes. Yep. I like her Wait, so she then created an only fans. No. No, she's had one, but she's like my granny definitely probably subscribe Yeah, it seems like right up his alley. The odds are extremely high. He's probably like god. God damn it

My poop lady got locked up. Yeah, I'm excited for his insight on this. He's my poop chick. My center to the can. Oh, he went to the loo patient. He went to my room. It might have been Mike who said this is my Luigi. Oh, he went. Yeah, probably.

My respects. Yeah, I'm very excited for him to be here. That is perfect timing. People marked it. People marked this spot. Like JFK. Oh people marked it Like JFK. Oh my god Ass you know Hole Yeah, the assy hole Yes, you always right there. I was reading comments. I know how much to work with Cody shit like it's getting out of hand

Yeah TJ what's he like what's Cody like when it's getting out of hand Yeah TJ what's he like? What's Cody like when you guys are out to dinner? I've probably been to dinner I'd say between like eight and twelve times with Cody at this point every single time He has at least four questions about what is this and it'll be like what is he didn't know what steak frites were He didn't realize that they came with fries When we went out to dinner earlier this week. He also gets a steak well done, which I guess teach their own But it's fascinating the foods that he hasn't eaten before Chinese food sushi any fish ever Like it's was that and we'll present it to him be like here you go. Here's a scallop

You want to eat it and he's like, mmm Why wouldn't I get a well-done steak says no If I would I want a well like why would I want a bad steak of course I want it well done Oh my god waiting for a joke that was that was that was it that was the joke. Oh, no. It's fascinating How many witnessing a man unravel in real time There we go But does he have the table howling is he the star? Definitely a character of dinner it not at dinner. Maybe my main character

I don't know he's cody fascinating when I'm out when I'm out in the city What they see me they say there? He is there? There he goes. He's doing it somebody else How many times like when they bring out scallops you're saying hmm. This is fishy every time right? There he is. There he is. Run away. There he goes. He's doing it. Somebody asked him. He's doing it. How many times, like when they bring out scallops, you're just saying, hmm, this is fishy every time, right? Never, never said that. I've never had a scallop.

I've never had like seafood in general. Yeah, we got a picture of margaritas, and four of us were like, yeah, we'll take a glass. I'll have a glass, I'll have a glass. And they asked Cody if he wants a glass for it, and he was like, no. And then they brought the margaritas, and he was like, oh, that's what you meant? And got the waiter walked away again, and then he came back a third time

And then he asked for a glass he wanted one the whole time, but it wasn't margarita time Yeah, rascal had to wait seafood. I already see food. Yeah stick out your tongue. Yeah He's the man he's the man Yeah Somebody gotta do it somebody somebody gotta do it, and you Somebody gotta do it. How would you rate this so far? I think it's going very well. Thank you. Yeah, not for you. No Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like watching me like panic? I fucking get off to it. Yeah, that's the beauty of your position like you can take advantage of failing right?

I'm gonna be failing calm. That's not true. No you're Are you not? You're gonna have a major comeback tomorrow's picture is gonna go fucking bananas You're not when I tell you it is probably the coolest fit. I've ever wore Mmm, you wouldn't warn It's always semantics with you be walk wouldn't warn yeah it's always semantics with you b-walk like warm all right well it's gonna be awesome I saw a sneak peek of it I was always gonna say the end the color of the color of you have the color of the summer on do I believe so all

right I did it first is there is that been labeled yeah lavender no black green off salmon well they don't want to spoil the fit all right. Well. They could just look it up butter yellow. Yeah That is the color of the summer. That's what they're saying that doesn't sound like a good color at all How you want to see it? We're all gonna see it tomorrow, yeah, I guess Really wants to see it though Don't show them don't show oh wow that'll I want to be I want to be Oh really wants to see it though Oh wow, I don't I want to be I want to be surprised

And Like that's that's gonna be him at his most confident. Yeah Peacock and oh my rose my day if I know Cody he's going to Put the outfit on and then second-guess himself at the last second and then drastically change into something else as he's walking out the door. The shoes I bought are too big. Why? Why didn't you buy your size? They were in numbers. Yep. They usually are.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. This motherfucker. Usually are Hold on they were they were in the phone they were in Sml digit like it was 43 was the number so that European UK size do sound too big yeah We got size 43 what's assuming they're European you miss your shoe size by 34? These are 34 sizes too big oh fuck are these 34? Can you feel where my toe Big cats gonna think I have a hog they got the shoehorn in the shoe

Fuck this is off a little bit fuck. Did I accidentally get 42 instead of nine and a half? Yeah Yeah, they're big threes they're big alright, so big cats not in the room Yeah, you're calm down though. Yeah, you know is it a big cat thing that makes you nervous Yeah, I used to get like this. I still get like that Yeah, we did but like he confronts, but it's not it's only big cat like he'll go up to him out of nowhere Well, like none of us would ever do that you were wrong foot from the get with that DM. Yeah Yeah, I just said yeah

there I just feel like he He's uncomfortable around me. That's what it is I did get up and leave the room. Yeah, he never Doesn't do that a lot, but that's a funny role to play. Yeah, you're bad itself is funny. That is true I guess I could lean into you having a decent relationship with big cat isn't funny right at all Yeah Yeah, like there's my friend Cody. I'm not cracking a smile at that. There's my nemesis Cody bring him a fit tomorrow He told me he explicitly told me no not to do that's why you should do it

Yeah, like at least a hat I don't want to be bring him a hat Bring him a hat kind of do that's a publicity cuz he'll tweet about something whack that you this dude brought a hat Yeah, so lean into your role Yeah tinker with him a little bit Here's your chance. Yeah, this is your this is your shot your opportunity Tomorrow say it off as a character and like a sitcom Mm-hmm. You got to do two serious pictures one goofy pic tomorrow. Yeah, I'll bring some props Well, well you were unwilling to bring a hat but props are okay for you

Well, I'm hoping he likes to fit so much. He gives me props But what do you mean props like it's like a cold picture gonna make a smile by holding up a toy Just talking about how not nervous Cody is. Hello, Dan. Hello. How are you feeling? Act natural. How was your trip? It's a setup here.

How are you, big cap? Good, how are you, Cody? Better. Better now. Are you flirting with him? Fuck! No, don't call out when things are going awry Too quick to bail. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes

He pales so fast so fast you just jump out of the plane It's like that was just a little bit of little blip turbulence. Yeah. Yeah, like the seat belt My whole life came on and he jumps I'm out functioninging I'm out of here yeah you got to just sit with it yeah I brought us a card game to play on the PJ Monday no oh yeah it's called love letter you have to win kisses it's very fun why it's a French it's a won a French award explain this game it's a game of deduction you have a game of deduction. You have

a hand of two and you have to win kisses. How do you win kisses? I want to play. Well I'll play with you too. Yeah. It's very fun. It's one of my favorite games ever. I'm gonna play with Brandon on the plane. How many people play it? It could be up to like four. Okay. So we'll have a love kiss game. Yeah Just some boys kissing on the plane that might be comfortable to get on the PJ if you have a kiss game It's it it has like a nice satin bag that I need to rub mm-hmm That'll help me. It'll call me calm down. I'm a texture you really want your last ever kiss to be Brandon's yeah Yeah, I'd imagine if it starts going now. We're all going to start sucking Do we have a do we should we assign who to suck?

Then yeah, let's hit you bad one time y'all sucked right I puked Yeah, so he's security guard Mike hard with turbulence. Yeah, I got motion sickness, but it was actually Like historically bad turbulence like a guy died in that turbulence on another plane Do you like hit his head or something hit his head Is that how Billy Mays died? But he was on a plane oh might have been yeah, okay We're how yeah, that was some really bad. I mean it was like yeah puked afterwards, too Like maybe 30 minutes later. It's fine. That only happens like three times a month or something so you should be good

Yeah, fuck off Danny Fuck you Danny. What's the worst part of the PJ? You're not on it with me. Oh You think I could ever get on the PJ no oh yeah, right? Wait maze it tools wife the previous evening that he had felt unwell initially there was a circulation Mays it told his wife the previous evening that he had felt unwell initially there was a circulation Initial autopsy stated the Mays suffered from hyper intensive heart disease and that heart disease was likely the cause of death Oh, wow according to taxology Report released heart disease is a primary cause of death and cocaine was known as a contributory cause of death

Just went out. He went out fucking hardcore. That's cool. Yeah, are you really gonna take his hand? No? It's gonna be fine. Well hold hands. I'm gonna hold your hand during takeoff. Okay, the whole thing's gonna be fine You're overthinking it wait. They cost it didn't sleep last night either come on. We don't fly until Monday. Yeah I'm gonna pick you up. I know You're gonna bring topics Cody maybe make topic. Oh, yeah, can you bring some talking points? Yeah, I could do that You think we're gonna get a pope this weekend. I hope so That'd be cool. Kentucky Derby and Pope and say that was in some teeing you up. I hope we get a pope. Yeah Pizza Bala, that's your guy number one odds are going for the Ghanaian. No. I know well. I mean. I don't care, but yeah, right

Yeah Ghanaian he's from Ghana. Oh Is that Ghanaian yeah? Yeah, yes, sir That'd be nice. Have we had an African priest Pope never let pull never a black boat Oh, big are you gonna walk a little different on Monday? Oh my god? You're about to be the biggest asshole Calls us gonna be a menace What I think he's a very very very conservative Pope to

Mine to He's a very, very, very conservative pope too. Oh. Good. My kind of black. Yeah. Oh. Mine too is, uh. Kyle and I are going up to Little Nigeria after this with Jersey Jerry. What? On a comic. We're just doing a little extracurricular vlog.

Wait, you, Jersey Jerry, and who? Kyle and this comic named Femi and Mok. Where's little Nigeria pretty far up? I think it's Blake two restaurants, but he called it that oh, I'm excited. That's cool What do you saw what's uh what's the go-to what's that suit so my favorite goosey goosey Yeah, I'm not a fan of okra a goosey soup with some with some pounded yam Yeah, I'm not a fan of okra you go see soup with some with some pounded yam Dollars worth of yeah, yeah, it was spicy as hell. Yeah, then I threw up peanut butter fish soup You got you guys knows us subway order right no

It is in sane Anything that doesn't go together at so ways has an honest meatballs and tuna It's um close well one of the ingredients you write okay, which say it's a meatball so flatbread Meatball the sweet onion sauce onion lettuce tomato It did lettuce lettuce depends on how I'm feeling but those are the core them for the core Ingredients and the sauce sweet onion sweet onion Flat bread red flat bread meatballs lettuce tomato sweet onion sauce

Meatballs lettuce tomato sweet onion sauce Jesus cheddar sorry he said he would like learn his order by Standing behind people in line, and he just like took what he thought was the best of but best of that's not Last time you had that's uh who? Haven't had a subway since we've moved actually you know what it was with glenny balls at the New York office I used to go out Storm chasers, huh, that's how I found out. Oh, yeah that too that was that that we moved to Chicago then yeah All right next KB's wild we're gonna have to all order that Have to

Just the meatballs and flatbread the the breads like translucent five minutes. Oh, yeah, there's no way could hold that No, I'm doodling The stenographer of the show Yeah, very good. I discovered them two days ago from Costco and they are awesome What are they on the bottom of the ice cream cone? Yeah? Chicago apparently their Chicago based company So good so good alright, Cody. Why don't you give us one last one, and then we'll spin the wheel Give me a second. It was giving you an hour

Just of a horse or yeah the original assignment right I don't got it would it help you if we picked the horse and just forced you to yeah all right find the horses um Sandman okay so there's a journalism and a publisher citizen bowl. It's a coal battle Citizen Bowl That's what it was. Okay, citizen bull Rodriguez There's a grande right it got scratched, but yes, let's say there is a grande. I don't have it guys What why are you keep asking they're putting them on the spot? That's not I get it. Yeah What about that is not his brand of

His his brand of comedy is he writes a joke and then the next day brings it in with him alright So then I want one tomorrow when we take our oh. Oh yeah. That's fair. That's fair. I'm gonna bring a joke, yeah. Are you gonna be throwing this up on the gram? Yeah, I could do that. So maybe slideshow, picture, and then the next one's the video of you telling Big Cat the joke.

Okay. Yeah, perfect. Easy. Perfect. I'll get some topics for you guys too. All right, so you might have to bring someone a good video. All right. Okay, let's spin the wheel.

Great job, Cody. This was, yeah, I'm glad we settled this. Why did we settle? Uh-oh. Just, you had it. We were good, you were good, yeah. Yeah. 145.

What were we settling? Yeah, nothing got settled, we just did a show. Right. Did you think there was something to be settled? Who even knows what's going on anymore? Not us. Not us. He's like a The dumbest version of a Buddhist priest. Oh, that's a good way to put it

everything like a Everything Yoda was CTA, but like who? Reserves then yeah, he is but he's just not speaking and it's a Yoda with CT. Everything's a little full of Yoda played Yoda played 14 years in the NFL. Yeah Yeah, I fall back. I like reintegrate into society. That's how people talk You were yeah deserted alone for a decade a decade and all you had to read was popsicle stick Like miss Rachel Enigma alright spin the wheel TJ. I do want to clean up one thing from earlier this week on the show

The leaning tower of Niles is not being demolished Ymca building Directly next to the leaning tower of Niles is being demolished in order to build a community hub around the tower Oh, wow, so we're even getting the opposite. Yeah, we're getting a better tower. They're building a Like community center based around the tower. How'd we flub that? I love that Love that protected by the National Register of Historic Parks. I love that All right. Okay. Oh fuck.

Every day I forget. I forget about the wheel every day. No fuckery. Is there a Prisoner Pen Pal update? Yeah, we're really close. Nice. I got really nervous, because I was afraid I found a guy,

and then I was like, I don't want to talk about him publicly. You got to find someone who's life in jail. Then I'll break, I don't wanna talk about him publicly. Yeah. You gotta find someone who's life in jail. Then he'll break, what if he falls in love with me and breaks out? That is definitely possible. I would feel terrible. All right, we'll see everyone.

Feel bad. Good job, Cody. . Somebody gotta do it! Alright have a good weekend everybody. My horse was Grande for tomorrow and that one's gone now so I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Drop your horse pic for tomorrow in the chat. Alright love you guys, see you on Monday. Bye.