The Yak - Rico and Nadu Go to Battle as The Forever War Wages On | The Yak 7-15-25
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Blue shirt look yeah, you're trying to capture the magic yesterday you want us to talk about the blue shirt for three hours
This shirt is not blue. What it's what it's turquoise that couldn't be more blue. That's a blue shirt
It's green a no. It's not be that would make it blue
Turquoise is blue. Yes aqua
Still blue that's baby. That's sky. That's Carolina. That's blue. I feel like this is green
Oh, no, oh boy feel like it's tremendously blue. Yeah
Hopefully, you know it's not black. Oh, maybe we'll do like a which what color do you see mm-hmm the whole episode?
That's fun. We could do that
We can stretch that out. Yeah, this is I don't know what to say to the people
I'd say it sucks that we had I mean well
It's great that we had so many people watch yesterday new subscribers new likes all that stuff today. We're just picking up the pieces
Yeah, it's not a different world. We're living in yeah, it's like the post show basically yeah
Yeah, there was a moment last night. Maybe like 11 o'clock
I was laying in bed, and my wife was like you're still watching videos about this
Yeah, I am catch up. I watched a stream last night. You did the movie watch some of it watch some oh the poker stream
Yeah, yeah, they do even care about how do you do? I got bounced okay?
So to do ask to come on
I don't know if people want him on so we'll maybe put up a poll TJ I
Do have a couple clean up things mm-hmm one
The riders going at each other now is very funny is our guy war yeah our guy our guide formerly known as Travis
funniest Travis big twan big twan
Ironically one of the funniest videos It's I didn't watch it. What oh oh
Danny boy Kane ask you're in for a treat
Yeah
So big Twan has been accused of not being a rider anymore, and then he had to do a press conference
Video were explained why and some of the things that he dropped
This is just grown men with online. With a serious tone.
Yes, as serious as this could be, we're talking about grown men...
Very grown.
Declaring their...
Declaring their allegiance to a fake internet gang.
Yeah, grown adults, by the way, I think they're saying.
Yeah. On a moot can't sleep last night. I talked with big Tuan and
Many many riders. I feel like I helped unify them again. Yeah, and by the way. I'm not judging
I love every second of it
I also realize driving in because I know that I've been questioned about whether I am a rider or not
I think I'm I think I'm the US trying to create a forever war
I think I'm I think I'm the US trying to create a forever war
You're an arms dealer I will fund Iran and Israel I don't care
Money as long as they're fighting I'm happy
Put the guns down
Very happy that's money in your pocket. Yeah, I'll I'm Halliburton. Yeah. I'll sell guns to anyone. Perfect.
All right, here's Big Twan.
Unbelievable.
This tweet really, really fires me up.
I don't understand how you're trying to blame me
and say that I'm on the do side.
Look at all my tweets.
Look at my track record. I made a picture of him crashing into the World Trade Center. I made a video I posted a video of him
Depicting him as OJ Simpson. Do you remember what he did? Not a good tweet
I reposted TJ saying I can't believe he's on this fucking flight. I don't know how you
I reposted TJ saying I can't believe he's on this fucking flight. I don't know how you misconstrued that, that I'm on Nadoo's side.
The only thing I've ever said about Nadoo, and I stand by it, he's been nice to me, and
I think he's a funny personality in this world.
I love your guys' rivalry.
So I don't know why you're saying this, and all these fucking people in the spaces right
now talking shit about oh twands of scale
Big ones I tell you fucking this okay, oh you can say all they want their riders. I'm a top rider
I'm a top lieutenant Blasey Blasey who the fuck was that Rider con?
Okay, who's eating clams with you in the trenches?
Me big fucking twan was there okay?
in the trenches, me, big fucking Tuan was there, okay?
Baba was there, none of these fucking clowns are, oh, I'm a rider, I'm a, where were you?
Where were you, because I was there, breaking bread.
I was there, never forget that, okay?
Love you.
I made a Photoshop of him going into the World Trade Center,
like dead serious
But I get it like no one thought he was on that flight. No, it was even clams
breaking bread
And I should say by the way
Again, I I want a forever war
Rico going after to do sister was a scumbag. Fucking crazy. I missed that. I missed that.
When it was happening.
Yeah, I didn't hear it live.
Me neither.
I heard terrorist.
It's bad when he just proves again that he's kind of a bad guy with that.
That was pretty...
And he opens himself up.
Like you're just going after...
He is Mr. Nobody-Go-After-Anybody's-Family, right?
Right.
It is one of those insults that could become nomenclature, though.
Fucking terrorists! You're a racist fucking terrorist! You're in the fucking Taliban! after anybody's family, right? Right, right. It is one of those insults that could become nomenclature, though.
Fucking terrorists!
You're a racist fucking terrorist!
You're in the fucking Taliban!
You're in the fucking Taliban!
You're in the Taliban!
You're in the Taliban!
And your sister looked like shit at her wedding!
So fuck you!
That's bad.
You didn't hear that one?
I have a question.
Have any of you ever hated anybody that much
ever no, I've said some stuff angry that I'm embarrassed by and but I
Wouldn't say that on a burner. He hates this guy over over our stupid internet company that I
Don't understand the depths of the hatred. I don't like either. There's some content hatred that I always thought it was plugged into but this is
of the hatred. I don't do either. There's some content hatred that I always thought it was plugged into. But this is legitimate. I hope you guys hate because they well, okay.
I'm not saying this is apples to apples. Yeah. But there's some people you don't like at
Barstool. Correct. Yeah. A lot of them. And the one that maybe you don't like the most
is the one that's has some similarities to you. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Rico and
Nadeau. I'm not all that dissimilar from Rico myself. No,
no, no, no, but Rico and Nadeau are the same. They're the
same person. Yeah. So they hate themselves. Yeah. It's some
deep seated shit. We need to get them on a couch. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, have you tried with didn't Rico go? Yeah, he said the therapist talked too slow
Understandable it would drive a man mad
But if this is where pledge master Dan and that's work, it's a little dicey Dan. What do you mean?
I've been the u.s. This is a hard spot when he does that sometimes. What do you mean the the sky the yeah?
The sister thing he gets off the leash mean the, the, the, the, the sister thing?
When he gets off the leash?
Yeah, no, it's a bad,
but no, I gotta buy,
my sanctions are me just saying bad job.
But all he has to do is wait
and Nidu will say something back.
Correct.
Yeah, he's gonna come.
Nidu's gonna ruin it all.
Nidu had a post saying,
like watch out, I'm coming for you.
It was like a very threatening post.
No, Nidu is the king of getting a win
and then just stepping all over it and ruining there
They both behave like Eric Cartman
That's something Eric Cartman would say what is oh rise oh the riders have fought and
Okay, Rico you fucked up big time today crumb
I got a surprise coming for you piece of fucking trash like dog you today like the embarrassment yards
So you start mentioning family weight and see what I got
see now it's not fun anymore no it's it but Rico was the start of it not being fun by
saying that thing about his sister yeah he could have just gone with the Taliban let's
just go back in time to that moment he emerged from the plane can we do that I think anything
that a dude does after this is just gonna Sully the sanctity of the moment. Well first thing he's gonna do is he's probably gonna ask Dave for like a half a million dollars
Yeah, but like
The he was trending number one it wouldn't have happened if this what watch along didn't happen correct
And then he immediately is just like wait. They're using my name for yeah, right, right, but you're forgetting
He said this is his masterpiece. This is a masterpiece. Yes, like he plant. This is the plan
Yeah, and he also yeah, he so he complained that we were selling shirts his name. I
Hit him up. I was like, hey dude, we'll I'll pay you money. I don't care because we sold like 20
That was you had to have bought it within five minutes of him coming off that
You felt comfortable and then the minute it shows up you're gonna be like fuck. Yeah, how was his demeanor at during the poker game?
There was there was a long discussion that I saw or one of the guys who was sitting next to him was offering to hire
Him and was just saying how much barstool screwed him. Oh, so that was
He voluntarily left barstool twice correct because he didn't get the number he wanted correct
I also I'm pretty sure that he was under contract and asked for more money and Dave was like no you're under contract
I think he was up. That's what he was
Okay
Okay
Not coming to work yeah, he didn't come to you come to work you I
Can't quit the guy all of this is what makes us so invested. That's why this moment happened, correct
He knew they were trolling him though at the poker game to like there was a guy who like slapped over his chips I didn't like that that was both. Yeah, that's bullying. I said as a rider, I still disavow that.
Yeah, you're a rider.
I am, yeah, I am.
What do you think about the-
As of last night, I was-
What do you think about the girlfriend,
or the sister comment?
You know, I mean, calling a sister ugly, that's like...
On the best day of her life?
That's true.
That was an added thing.
It's too much.
It is a lot.
That guy's a dick.
That guy loves him though.
Oh. Yeah. Why would he do that? He got a chip thrown to him. Is a lot Like I love him
You got to chip throw into him I feel like you got paid
Like anybody at the table
All right, so what's the poll at TJ? Do people want him 65%? Yes. All right, so text him. He's live right now Oh, he's live where oh
He's oh, I'm in LA. Of course.
Why was because I, my sunglasses were off and, and I'm thinking
like, Oh, he's, I think he knows who I am. And I'm like, I don't
think ultimately, you know, ultimately he didn't. I don't
think because some of them, I'm sure what it came forward, but
get out of that. There was a kid on the plane that text him and tell him to come on after he's done with that. I
I had a thought he I think he's supposed to come to Chicago after this
For another layover layover. No for moot can't sleep. Oh, is he finally doing that? I think so and I can't wait to track his flight
Yeah, well, it's a week. Yeah Oh, is he finally doing that I think so and I can't wait to track his flight Yeah
Tomorrow like you can't he's a flyer now like he is
He's that was the other thing that was making me laugh
and this is why I can't quit Rico is he was like there all the riders were pumping him up and being like
It just because he flew doesn't mean he wasn't at one point on the no-fly list
They're like he was on it and then he got off it.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you were technically right.
And Rico was blaming the guy who died.
He's like, Barry's a liar.
Yeah, I heard Barry's statues are getting torn down.
Yeah, they're bringing him down.
The town square.
Josh, you became a rider yesterday.
Have you been, are you in the groups now?
I've been indoctrinated
I feel like into the yeah, I'm getting DMS
I've I went on my youtube channel today all the riders are supporting my video Wow it was yeah
I mean we had fun. I feel like I unified them again
During moot can't sleep last night. They were all calling in fighting. I felt like
Dark is before the dawn you know this is what Toby
Keith songs are written about yeah there is like a splintering of like Rico sex
and they are just rivals with one another I would love that story yeah I
could happen yeah fighting yeah there might be a power vacuum right or civil
war yeah yeah yeah because he without him leading them they can get crazy has
he have you spoken to Rico off camera?
I have not actually I think I just said I think I've made a text him just something like
That was bad loss, but incredible content and he was just got he was like he's a scumbag. I hate him so
Yeah, what what we ever?
Get to the genesis of why he hates him to this degree. I don't just got hired at Marcel sports
Yeah, I don't really know I do agree with your thing about the hate though
It's like you can't allow yourself to hate someone so much where it almost turns into love
Yeah, no, they could definitely kiss. It's a Batman Joker situation. They yeah each other at this point
Yes, you don't want it to get to that I said on the rundown this this rivalry is essentially just who?
Can go to the other person's funeral yeah, that's it
Like there's no winning it otherwise cuz you're gonna keep the rounds that we've gone back and forth have all looked the same
But there was a ceasefire for a little bit there was a ceasefire
It was fake though. It was very forced very forced. Okay, very very forced ceasefire
Yeah, it's like when you get India and Pakistan to take a picture together
Yeah, right that was it right and then they immediately went back to just being like fuck you
But it's I feel like Rico hates and to do more than to do hates Rico at least until the sister line
Yeah, I'd say Rico. Yeah, I think Rico shows his hate more. Yeah, I think it might be the same amount
Yeah, I think they do hate some so many like duos in this game though secretly hate each other
You had like the opi and Anthony's hate each. You know what I'm saying like why couldn't they just use that?
I know right you can be Nick don't speak off air
We hang out a lot, but we don't talk they actually have a rule that can't look at each other in the hallway.
Let's save it for the cameras.
No, Josh, this hate is so deep that during COVID, Rico's cousin's bar was struggling because it was COVID,
and Dave said he would save the bar if he did a one-time podcast show, Men of honor right with Nidhu and Rico said no Wow
Think about that
All you do is sit in the room with him for 45 minutes
Yeah, what was the number off leave you rough and rowdy to rough rowdy was a big there was like 500k
Yeah, what he was pretty crazy out of that one Rico Rico. Yeah
Didn't he come in like Undertaker him though. Yeah, like showed up. Yeah
And then he was like that's that good that it's done Jerry beat him
And then we got on the plane and Rico was like glued to the spaces that Jeff was doing
He can't quit him he what Rico watched every second of that poker tournament last night. You think so a hundred percent
He might have he might have like gone in and out every now and then but he was watching in one point five speed
He had other people watching and clipping it. I know him. He was watching that he absolutely was watching it Eddie you agree
Yeah, he definitely had a tactical ops on it for sure. Yes. Yeah guys. Yeah guys on that
Did any of you guys try to explain yesterday to somebody that's not in the barstool world? No
Yeah, I tried
A few DMS asking me like can you break that and I was like no, I'm sorry you gotta watch
I know I'm sorry can I say a heartwarming moment? I had yesterday some of the videos coming out of the cave and Tommy is just sitting there acting with everybody
And it was like look at my boy my boys just in there with all the other boys
He looked like he was just a bar still employees. He was just pointing
He was he was very very happy one of the boys I heard him explaining to his mother laugh
And I and I specifically I was one room over I heard him explaining it and I got up and I went two rooms over
I made sure I got I got out of earshot
because I didn't want to go way in at all.
He was so fired up for the win too.
I know.
Yeah.
Three, three, three, three.
Three, three, three, three.
Oh, I killed him.
He's just one of the boys.
One of the boys.
Oh!
Oh!
That's Tom.
There's an extended.
Oh my God!
Tom.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh, people broke down this video of who to be it who's an enemy I loved
He's a real one he's a rider, but he was going at Tuan right
Yeah
But he's the type of guy that you need around to keep this war going like I will be doing a Halliburton funding privately funding him
Okay, yeah, keep him. I think I talked to him on the phone last night, too
Yeah, they were all calling and it was I got to I got to meet everybody I tweeted
I said I couldn't believe that going on a non-romantic three-person date with two of my co-workers wasn't the
Yeah, all within like five hours
Rudy had a good quote tweet of like Rico's blow up from KFC's perspective like kind of explaining it all like saying how it's warranted
How angry he is yeah, yeah, yeah
What do you say?
It was very very good. It made me feel silly. Yes
He made me feel very very well it sucks when you're yelling at a phone
Yeah, not like a laptop harassing you know like our screen. It's like a very tiny
Yeah
A lot of people see this and say there's nothing that could warrant this kind of response
But what they don't realize is that a guy took a commercial flight from Chicago to LA feel different
Oh, okay, that's why he's back
TJG respond to you yeah, you said I'll be there in a couple minutes. I didn't realize you guys were on right now, okay?
We also have malice X
Big implications they're in a rain delay, but they're on the field okay
Get an own goal
He did so we're gonna turn into mouse this game which by the way, I'm the Olympic dream is dead
Teams that's it. You've got to be so happy. You're so happy
It's just that the sanctity of the Olympics remains. Yeah, you're so happy
But six is that's it. That's it six total teams six total teams per gender
We need maybe now sex become yeah, that's her gender that means there's a what how many genders are there that's gonna be there's hundreds of it I do have something for
Stephen Che go on I kind of want to make you earn it which we make Stephen Che
do to earn the thing I have for well how good would you think you have call it
really really good oh how about I want it che top tier Wow they do
They do hey Jeff there he is
Are you feeling
fucking great
Are you coming to Chicago?
Well, I'm leaving tomorrow. Yeah, maybe I have to stop in there. Yeah, but I think I'm gonna stop it. Yeah
Okay, home so eventually so yes, so that was confusing. Are you coming to Chicago? Oh, I'm I'm all fucking over the place man
Yeah
Welcome to the air, brother
Time zones are a hell of a thing. Do you feel like your beds gonna be too comfy when you get back?
Alright, so where do we go from here I
Wanted on record number one that fucking Eddie is he there
I knew he'd be mad at me. I knew he'd be mad at me hold on Eddie. You know damn fucking well
That I went to Chicago and flew to Chicago. You know I did
Okay, let me tell you my perspective. How would I've gotten there walk you could driven. You could take an extra
Walking Perspective how would i've gotten there walk you could've driven you could've taken a you're skipping over And if you listen to the show yesterday which obviously you were on a plane you were knocked out like you said well was it
Obvious well yeah i guess not but i said I went through your text from two years ago
I said he has to go to O'Hare, but I got a call
Friday
Informing me that someone went through our company's back end and that flight was canceled
Let me say one thing all these fucking sources were fucking wrong all of not one of what about Columbia Jeff
What about Columbia? Yeah. Well, yeah things happen. I had
Okay, what about what about Chicago a month ago when when uh when when you were gonna do moocan sleep?
Well, yeah, I admit I told you what happened there and as far as Scottsdale remember what actually happened
Let's not forget the fact I asked if I could bring my girl
Okay, I wanted to come out there for one day if I had to come out I wanted to stay for a couple of days I
was gonna bring a Latino with me and we were gonna hang out and go to the
workshop I was told by fucking coke boy McCarthy yes you could have a plus one
no no no he didn't he was told he just re-act his mouth when he didn't know if
I could or couldn't and then gas said yeah
He could have a plus one and then he ruined it. So what happens sand at the beach though?
They got plenty of Latinas in Scottsdale. I know they do but see I you got to know me
So what happens Sunday night you keep saying we're gonna find out what happened Sunday night with your flight
Okay, I'm just doing as quick as possible. I was originally, I wanted to set a later flight.
We set it on 5 30 Sunday night. I'm driving to the airport around three, three 30. I get it that
it's delayed till seven 11 PM Eastern. I get to the airport plan was just going to record a video
as it was going through CSA. I knew that we little touchy. So I didn't, I went to the gate.
Did you say CSA? Confederate States of America? No, it's a
It did sound like you said see you say I think it was the first time you saw it
Okay, I get to the gate I know I gotta wait for like three hours because I'm delayed but it is what it is
I made the video put it out. It's getting a bunch of traction
About 30 minutes later. I had to check a bag. I went up to the gate
I said hey, I need to do this. She says oh, let me look you up
She goes, uh, your flight was canceled about a half hour ago. I said, what do you mean?
It was canceled. What a fuck what I did here and cancel it
And she goes we didn't cancel we don't do that. I've worked here over a decade. I
Called the people that I was over they said they didn't cancel it
So I put it in my head.
Somebody probably hacked the system and canceled it.
Now hold on.
Hacked the system?
Did you send your confirmation code to anyone?
I think thinking back, I think someone reached out to me and asked me like, hey, am I going?
And like now that I remember, I think who who it was I guess maybe I should have
blanked that part out what I didn't yeah and now I know and I'm can I put are you
okay with me putting those shitbags on notice who's which it bags the shit bag
that put that out there because I know who it is who is it? Fucking Cliff DeMartino. Oh, no!
Oh, god!
Now, Cliff is a friend of ours.
He's one of our guys.
Let's remember, you're in my fucking DMs trying
to act like we're friends now.
Buddy, I don't forget that type of shit.
I knew it was you all along.
You're one of the only people.
And I know you're hobnobbing with a bunch of little shit
bags, and you're in a group chat talking about what they do
for all hours of the day
We're not friends
But be that as it may I had a real problem with my hands because I realized oh wait
I just put a video out going to security and
It's got million of a million views and now I can't go through security and I I try to find out
Can I go on another flight? She says oh, yeah
There's a flight at Dulles in like two and a half hours if you drive now you
could maybe get there in time and I said that's like she rise away that I'm not
gonna make that and I thought I guess I'm gonna have to fly tomorrow and I
thought well I guess I'm just gonna have to go dark and my hope was no one would
see me they would just I could just post something in the morning and say I missed
my connector something in Chicago and here I am
But I thought well
Fuck it. I'm gonna just see if I could make it to the stream without no one seeing me and no one noticing and
You know you guys noticed and
Was there a point when you were in the air that you were tipped off that we were live tracking you?
About a half hour. I got a tech because I was you know
I I fell asleep
But then I got on Wi-Fi and I I was you know and someone reached out and said it to me that that they're like
Tracking your flight, but I will tell this story when I was on the flight my biggest concern was I will say I was in first
Class 2s nice shot to United the tortellini was really good
Nice. Shout out to United.
The tortellini was really good.
I'm sitting there and my big concern was, because whether or not people want to believe
it, I got an eccentric look, all right?
People recognize me.
There was a kid that looked dead in my face as he walked down the aisle and he looked
away and I kind of knew right away, I'm like, uh-oh.
He looks to me like a Yak listener or something.
I think he noticed me.
And I don't wanna get noticed, that was my biggest concern.
And I don't think ultimately he knew who I was.
But no, I didn't really know until like a half hour before
and I figured, I guess it all worked out.
It played well.
Yeah, you played it well.
It was an all time moment.
Where are we?
Oh, look at that.
That's a good tortellini.
That's a good tortellini.
Watch the Speranos. Where are we at with look at that. That's a good tour. That's what Alini knows Where are we at with the third picture?
Okay
Very much on a plane. Yeah, I don't know I took that just so like people knew I was like at the window I guess
Yeah, I guess
Alright, so what about what about the war with with with Bosco? Where's that at? Well, that's well
Listen, I'm gonna I don't want it. I'm not gonna say too much just know that
and dad, you know this like just
I'm just gonna be real like
You can continue to cross the line with me. You can call me this call me that
Look, I embarrassed him yesterday. He's done. I mean that group is done. I don't want to make
Jokes, but I mean, I'm just gonna stay away, but that group is done. They're done. I fucking cook them all
the riders are
Dead they are no the riders never die the riders never die. I slayed the fucking dragon
Uh-uh. It's like a Mexican cartel execution video. I sat them all down and beheaded a one-by-one
Now once Halliburton gets involved we'll get the right up and yeah, could this be like a Pearl Harbor situation where you just only awoke in?
Oh Like a Pearl Harbor situation where you just only awoken Oh They're in giant well here and Josh I I did hear a little of you yesterday. I thought you were very funny
Um, I will say gosh after this. I'm just saying it's just a comment
It's it's done now. I'm gonna go to territory that he doesn't want me to go to
He he started that not me. I've never mentioned anybody's family and this is where I and I've told Dan this I've told everyone
My family is all I have. Okay
Don't do that. You want to keep doing it. I don't care if you blacked out
It's over now. So now I'm gonna start doing that. So stay tuned Terry
So stay tuned Terry. Oh, no
So it's not over
Reference for my sister. I like you say it's over but it sounds like it's just turned a corner to be even worse
It's over for the riders. It's over for them. I don't think so riders never die as someone who's
Sometimes will put on a rider
bandana
I heard pick central mention this listen Terry you you're not a good gambler Okay, look, I know I didn't do real well in the game last night
But the one thing I do well is gamble Terry we could do that. We could do football
football
I'm tired of that. We can do it like that, too. Listen
Football I'm tired of that. We can do it like that, too. Listen, my fucking family. It's real simple Yeah, I'll start mentioning people with certain names. No, don't do it here. Don't do it here
Pick off. What about a pick off? I would love to let's get draft Kings behind it. Okay, I like that
Do would always play ball with this stuff. It's Rico that would never play ball
Yeah, well Brandon, there's no more.
He's in a corner.
He's gotten embarrassed time and time again.
Yesterday was really, really pathetic for him.
It was just, but again, that's him, pathetic.
Capital initial, pathetic.
I feel like this war is going to get bigger
than we ever thought it could.
Great. Yeah. I mean, it's all been verbal. Oh, do you Martinez? That's you did share it?
I know one said you can't sit it. But what do you think?
He's accusing what he was saying sharing it sharing the boarding pass previews fine, but didn't know the flight was delayed
So the check got him
Okay, but when let me ask you Cliff
I don't know how you do it your personal life when you have friends and you're talking and you're acting cool to them, you try to
be like, I've talked to that guy for a while. He's a friend of your guys. What do you do?
Why are you sharing it with those shit? Well, let me, I raised my hand right here. Why on
earth are you sharing it with Cliff DiMartino? I'm usually good with like blacking out certain
parts of things. I hit it. I'm like fuck and I I
Guess I never even you know notice him now. I never I never did it
Yeah, fair enough. You know flying very often. So what about the confirmation Jeff? Are you scared of flying at all?
I'm not gonna say I'm scared. I do it. I'm not I'll say I'm
Heard someone mention this I enjoy where I live. I like Lancaster. It's my home
I like it that if I have to go to the shore I can drive but to go to New York
I drive or take a train most of the places I need to go I drive to
I guess sometimes my heart is bigger than my you know actual doing yeah, I want to go to Columbia
but it's like it is a far trip and
Doing yeah, I want to go to Columbia, but it's like it is a far trip and
That's a couple planes Yeah, I talked to I talked to Jerry and he's like oh yeah, it's safe
And I'm then I hear like oh, I don't want to get I don't want to get someone to date rape me
You know that's what you're scared of. I don't want to hurt. It's a big problem. There's this like drug that these women get
I'm worried. Thank you. I don't know about the men I don't want to get someone to rape they drug me and steal my shit you know that's
kind of you know I don't rob you yeah yeah yeah I offered him a chance to come
on Rico would you like to say anything to Jeff? Right now, because you've made a bad mistake, my friend.
Yeah, you can fly.
I was wrong.
Okay.
That's not what I'm worried about.
Do you want me to start mentioning certain people?
Because you keep mentioning my family.
I'm going to tell you.
I told you before about this.
I went through emissary's.
Do you respect?
I don't care what you said.
That's me, by the way.
Emissary's is me. He DMed me on Twitter. And then I sent that to you,? I don't care what you said. That's me, by the way. Emissaries is me.
He DM'd me on Twitter and then I sent that to you, Rico.
Did I not send you that message?
Yeah, I wouldn't say keep.
I mean, the jokes were about not flying.
I said it yesterday.
I said that.
I apologize.
No, you made it.
That was over the line.
You've made countless remarks about my father, my mother.
You made a countless remark yesterday about my sister.
My sister looked beautiful.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Should I start talking about certain people that-
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, Rico, you have a chance here
to say maybe that that was too far.
I just said it on Pick Central.
I say it again.
Yeah, I was gonna blacked out, shouldn't have said it.
I was, yeah.
I think you were, yeah.
You didn't look great,
so I didn't judge the picture that well.
You know what I mean?
Wait, what?
So it took the-
No, that wasn't that, Rico. That was just your apology. You look so bad. You look so bad. I didn't judge the picture that well, you know what I mean?
I made the picture think it's whole bad. You're right. That's a fair shot.
The picture was so bad.
I see the confusion here.
He was supposed to be talking about that.
Rico understood completely.
It was so bad.
It all let off.
Oh, yeah.
You brought the picture bad.
The picture was so bad. It was right. Confusion. You know, like it's, yeah, I brought the picture down. The picture was so bad.
It was right.
Confusion.
You know, like, it's, yeah, I mean, it's confusion.
I think it looks like it.
You confuse things, too.
You know, we had the Barstool sports book.
You would retweet other sports books.
This can happen to anybody.
It's the wrong, you know, confusion.
I was, and I was reprimanded for that
and didn't make the same mistake.
And why are you telling me people's looks?
If you slept in days, my god, I mean,
what is wrong with your eyes, bro? If you slept in days, my God, I mean, what is wrong with your?
Oh, if you slept in days, I embarrassed you.
I've embarrassed your crew.
I've embarrassed everything.
Are you all right with that?
How do you think you took?
You took a small victory yesterday, but the problem with you is I take time.
You're a fumbler.
You're a you'll fumb.
You'll fumble it.
So we'll see how I take pictures of you all the time.
I've taken pictures of you. I've continued to take pictures with you all the time. I've taken victories with you.
I've continued to take victories with you.
You resorted to doing the burner counts.
I never did that.
You did that.
You resorted to going after my family.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't know who Joey Yanks is.
Joey Yanks is Rico Bosco.
Let's hear it.
Whoa, Rico's a match fan.
That has never been confirmed.
He tweets about St. John's, he loves CBS self-checkout,
and he works construction.
Where do you connect that?
He's a big Aaron Judge guy.
Where are you connecting that?
It's insanity.
Yeah, well, I guess it's not you.
But also, Dave Portnoy made a comment, and you pushed this.
First of all, I have a house.
I bought it stupid
Things come across my desk, but they're not they're not valid I told these stories like they're all I've told you
Time out Rico be careful because I think I think Joe Yanks was the one who did a lot of the reporting I'm not you
You put you continue to push this high school racial thing I walked in graduation yeah there was
Okay Oh And listen a lot of these things just FYI like again where it all narrates from
Ten years ago the DMs a Rico which I have on proof. I'm a fan. I'm a fan five weeks later
It's you and the cowboy in the 207
friend of mine
From it goes back to you being fraudulent, which one is it? I'm going to stand up for just like you would do There's also tweets in maybe a file I have saved as Adam Davies that homage to entourage of you also saying that
Blackjack sucks. I have those and
Maybe there's screenshots in there. Oh the bar school college football show should never go to college
I'm gonna stand up for just like you would do that blackjack sucks I have those and your big fan of portnoy maybe there's screenshots in there oh the bar school college football show
should never go to campus so again it's just a generic line
we also do you have video of you fucking any latitas
that sounds amazing until I see the video
until I see the video
you have to send him a video
you do you do you do why I saw a video on question. You have to send him a video. Send him a video now. Nidu! Nidu! I've got a leaking tape.
Nidu, why?
Listen, you put fly, you put out a video.
Fuck the Latina, get me the graduation video.
No one says it was me.
Nidu, if you had a naked Latina in your hotel room right now,
it would fucking rock.
Oh, they're all.
Show them.
Well, here's what I would do.
I'm honest about my mistakes.
I don't pay my taxes. I'm honest about that.
Listen, if you want to see those videos, I can send them to you.
Send it.
That'd be a great own to get to watch Jeff Dundee fuck.
You have to watch Jeff Dundee fuck a fat ass with you.
Be a great own.
Listen, Rico, why don't you just face me once and for all?
I knew you were doing it now, but I'm talking about real shit. No more talking. You want to do college football? You want to fight? I whatever you want. I don't take off
Yeah, let's do it. God. I put the buddy up. I don't get it. Whatever you want to do. You check the fucking rules
I'll give you five picks a week Rico, you know, I'm come on man. You really don't want to do this with me
That's that you're yes, you're probably better at picking.
You were you were horrible in the tournament last year.
My data research guys may have sent me but 2014 2014 from the
data research.
But either way, hold on.
The problem with you is your my hatred is the fraudulent.
The fraudulent don't really care about the gambling record. Don't want anything to do with you because of the fraudulent still
haven't seen the video of the Tina still haven't seen graduation. Didn't go to
Cuba. It's the same thing. Columbia Columbia. Oh, I know college basketball.
I know basketball. I used to play this net. You couldn't describe a flair
screen on the screen. We did we did buddy i don't we did
the one show i don't think you know what a pick and roll is i put a basketball coach stupid i
don't give a fuck i'm about winning but if you watch 60 hours you can't describe a flair screen
you know what an option is in football you don't Listen Rico, I'm not at fucking the pumps party on my knees ready to suck off Nato's like you though.
Right, but here's the thing, that's again where there's a lot of jealousy.
Put them in the back lounge and see if they'll still fit.
Let's remember.
A lot of jealousy. You took that picture at the Toledo dinner when you blew that coach, right?
You love that. Oh, they let me go to dinner. I've been on guys both
Oh they can they hear each other cuz I want to just keep going back
Are you ready? I don't even hear
it on pick central. Yeah, did they mute us? This is Dan doing a fucking bullshit.
You fucking thing.
We hear you.
We hear you.
We hear you.
We hear you.
We hear you.
Save that energy for each other.
Yeah.
I'm Hal Burton here.
Forever war.
Listen, Rico, you got embarrassed today.
Your whole crew got embarrassed.
Just take yesterday.
Yesterday.
There's still it's
The what you haven't you're not a war-winning guy. Yes
A lot of your tweets that we could dig up favor the South in the Civil War had that go
Wait, what do you mean? What does that mean?
What? What?
They lost the Civil War.
Wait, what do you mean?
What does that mean?
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Nadeu, send him the video.
Yeah, send him some Latinas, Nadeu.
Send him some Latinas.
Listen, Rico, I'll end it with this.
This was about me.
You had to like jump into this as usual.
You're not funny without me.
The only time you're ever-
But I've hosted the number one gambling show for 10 years.
The only time you're-
Oh, you have?
Oh, you have?
Oh, you have? Oh, Rico. You're not entertaining otherwise. This is the only time gambling show for 10 years. No, you haven't. No, you haven't. No, you haven't.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rico.
You're not entertaining otherwise.
This is the only time you're entertaining with me.
I am.
You're not.
I've always been number one for 10 years.
I'm your father.
Not your father.
I'm your father.
You don't let that go.
Well, you need one.
He's dead.
I actually don't care, yeah.
I'm your father.
Oh, God.
I'm your father.
Absolutely not.
Your father couldn't hold a fucking candle to mine.
Get the fuck out of here motherfucker
All right, see you guys
And word bro in your life the end with the ending
The forever that's the host of pick them you're talking to and they don't want to do that once a week
It would be great
Rico to do pro
Oh, man, it's 5050 oh
No, no dues right this is over. Yeah, it's definitely over. Yeah
You really like each other imagine a Rico to do pro like Mincy Clemmer. Oh, I will, all right, I'm gonna say it right now. Rico Nadu pro day, I will put up $10,000.
They won't do it.
They won't, they won't.
They won't.
But I'll just say it right now.
Rico's turned down a lot more than $10,000.
$10,000 cash for a Rico versus Nadu pro day.
I'll pick up a second job.
Yeah.
What if Rico can pick half the competitions
and Nadu can pick half the competitions?
That's fine. You think Rico would fight him now? No, but if that price is still in the maybe I think he might maybe
I think you do it for free off-camera. Yeah, because you got like a badge holder or anything
It is really like one of the greats like Hatfield McCoys. It's never
It's it real does it really just emanate from the fact that the do supported blackjack Fletcher? Yeah, that is a lot of it
Yeah, yeah, which is so that's all yeah, and the 207
All right, I thought there was something to do actually did oh
No, it's great. It's not how it starts. It's how it compounds. Yeah
Year over year what would the activities be in a Rico to do pro day? Hmm. Well, let's eat a fucking
Obviously, it's flying's out now
Yeah, we could come up with a bunch of stuff for them
Picturing blackjack walk out with the do would be amazing
wouldn't do would be amazing.
Could you picture that? And like, oh, my gosh, they they could do anything to like we
could have them do anything and it would be interesting.
It would be a screaming match no matter what it is.
Yeah. Yeah.
They play hangman.
Green. Yeah.
Screaming.
We have them suck the suckers.
Screaming, bobbing for no matter what.
It's a screaming match. Oh, no matter what it's a screaming man
Alright well we could put that to bed for now
Yeah
So the latina videos exist. I guess we need to see us. Yeah, well D. Martino sent him people
It is just such a wild thing to ask your enemy to be like I need to see proof of you fuck
Yeah, to know that you
Seen his STD results yeah clean. Oh very clean
Yeah, that proves that he hasn't fucked anything true
Exactly
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What should see enough to do for this do you have a video of you fucking a Latino Steven or at least the odd?
No, Latina, sorry
or either way I guess. Either way.
Latin X.
Latin X.
What should we do?
Yeah, what could Steve do?
This is a great gift.
You say this is top tier.
Top, top, top tier gift.
Wow, three tops.
And it can't be broken down into segments.
I guess he has to.
Can he earn parts of it?
That might be tough.
He has to text something
to a Major League Baseball superstar, I know that. Molar roll call. Yes to text something to a major league baseball superstar
I know that I'd like to see him perform in some way
Performance would be nice. Haven't had any impressions for a while. Maybe send Gunnar a voice memo of a joke
Gunnar hasn't responded to me in
Since whenever we last texted about trout. So you're still is he responding? Okay, let's start with this just text Gunnar
Do you hate me, bro?
It's the all-star you learn the all-star break. Yeah, he's not doing anything. Are we still no say are we still cool?
Question mark I like bro, bro. We still cool bro
That's a good start what else our friendships on an all-star break
That's a good start. What else? I feel like our friendships on an all-star break
Are we still are we still cool bro?
Hello, are we still cool bro with the tongue sticking out like this? Yeah with the winky eye Yeah yeah if you say like haha are we still
cool bro he might actually think I don't like haha though yeah no you can't do
I think he's too serious I think you need a big dude that was afraid to talk
to a chick at a party and then he texts her afterwards like did I just see you
at Chicago is bro the right word though I mean how about bruv or someone what
are the kids saying I like. I feel like the more serious
He is it with the tech self the less serious you might take him. Did you just fail at getting up?
No, I'm getting up right now, but start thinking
Okay
Top top top top top top top tier. Okay boy
What's something similar to the the marker game Stephen won that one time?
Mmm, I don't know. I mean we had Stephen do a stand-up
in front of a room full of advertisers. That was incredible. It's hard to top that. What about a
game of knockout? Steve what are you good at that you haven't showcased yet? Oh we've never seen him
eat a pussy. I was about to. Send it to Rico. Um geez I don't know I mean we we've been the show so long I feel like I've done most of the stuff I'm good at
Told me today prefers a sit and pee
No, you don't know you do it's so much less convenient
The caveat is that the urinals not available. Oh like in the home. Yeah sitting peas preferred
You sit down to pee.
I like on my phone for a little while, take a little 90 second vacation from life.
I'll give you middle of the night.
That's how we...
You know, middle of the night, like to sit down and pee, you're right.
Yeah, for sure.
Half asleep.
No!
I'm always standing.
Brandon, you'd benefit.
I like it.
Middle of the night, I'm plopping.
Yeah, I like plopping middle of the night.
Yeah, sometimes you just want to plop.
Sometimes you just sit on the toilet, not even even to pee and then maybe pee comes up standing to pee is one of the great perks of manhood
You put it all over your pants place yesterday. They would love to stand in I do nine times out of ten. I just straddle
Right in it to cover himself coming back into two different studios yesterday how this become about me TJ because you're the one you would benefit from sitting to pick
You're a hasty shaker. I would still piss myself. Well. You don't pull back the skin enough or what
Why is he dribbling so much
I think I'm at a hundred percent empty and I'm really at 93%
Did you assume his trimmage I thought he'd on a Peter yeah, no
South thing no
Those are naked now you gotta let it hang more you just gotta let it nap
I don't know I've never seen it though can't prove it. Yeah. Yeah as a person also getting older
I've noticed some a little you know sometimes it shakes not enough
It doesn't it does you count the extra skin when we all took our measurements. No. I don't have the extra skin you swear
What are you doing? We've never seen a picture of it
I do feel like I help you to do like a heel drop like it don't don't and just shake it all out
Yep, I have a buddy blows he pees in it blows up like a balloon, and then he just releases it when it gets to the come on
There's no way wait wait wait say this again like a frog throat
Yeah, you just like snakes inflates like a water balloon to the tip
Yeah, he's and like a flight like a water balloon. Have you seen it? No, okay like a snake who swallows an egg
Oh cuz he's uncircumcised. Yeah, yeah
Okay, Dan's gonna be very disappointed. We didn't come up with Stevens punishment. I'd circumcise that are talking
If the ad skin BWF first circumcision
Well, I wonder do you know anyone who's gotten an adult circumcision
Well, why are you so hung up on this?
I thought you had an anteater.
My father and mother fought about me getting circumcised.
Really?
Whose side was I on?
Sorry, Dan, we didn't really get much done.
You talking about Conor McGregor's dick?
No.
Wait, why was it trending?
He sent a picture of his dick with a weight tape to it?
To Azalea Banks.
Did he have an anteater?
Oh yeah.
Irish. That's a very Irish thing. With a weight tape to it. I think so. Yeah, not taped to it
He had it like hanging a dumbbell did like a string. I didn't see it surprised. It's just now getting leaked. Yeah
Yeah, that's a good point. That's was it a
Were you at least like oh, I didn't see the deck. Um, I saw it. Well, I saw with the blurs
I saw with the blurs. I saw it with the blurs too.
And then last night I was sitting at home
and Jerry O'Connell just texted it to me in PFT.
And he's like, sorry, wrong text.
That was definitely not the wrong text.
No, no.
He would have access to that.
I'm a man and I...
Wait, this was the conversation?
Shay said he's a pee-sitter.
He sits to pee. What? Not when there's urinals, but like at home. Wait, this was the conversation Shay said he sits he's a piece of
What not not when there's urinals but like at home well, I would hope you wouldn't sit in a urinal He sits every time I'm saying if the urinals and I never sit to pay I'll go to that is the biggest chick move of all
Time I'm giving the who wants to chase gift
I gave him the caveat of in the middle of the night if I get up if I'm in the middle of the night
I'll sit if you sit down then you, then you're like there for a second.
No, in the middle of the night, I want to pee as fast as I can to get back to bed.
Middle of the night is when I'll pee in the shower or the sink.
If I don't think I can get, if I can't, if I'm in like a new place and I'm like, I don't
know where the layout of the bathroom, I'll just pee in the shower.
Because it's like I know I have to be.
Do you like turn the shower on real quick? Yeah. Okay. Because I know it won't get, I won't pee in the shower Because it's like I know like I told you like turn the shower on real quick. Yeah, okay
Because I know it won't get I won't pee all over the place. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, totally
The sitting down is just like you know what kids come in you cross your legs
No, come in come in go my phone for 90 second. What do you wait you're on your phone when you're peeing?
Yeah, you keep saying 90 seconds
Him and white sex Dave we did the base is crazy. I all like I'll pee and then I'll sit down I'll stay seated for another minute. I gotta pee now
Should I give this gift to someone else now?
Spin the wheel spin the office. No no no spin the office. No no no what's a?
This was off-topic. What is the what are you open to do? They're asking me something
I'm good at that. I've never done on here before what about something you're bad at Steve. I'm bad at a lot of things
I like giving him creative control spin it
Why not just do a stand-up, but a sign of a stand-up that might be a little?
Do I do a trick shot again?
Tugs oh sign him a stand up that might be a little. Do I do a trick shot again? Thought talks.
Oh, we don't want to give it to McCarthy.
No, I don't.
I'm very bad at like.
Give us some ideas, Chad.
Can we ask him to give us,
remember when we asked him to give us
the Taylor Swift food songs?
Can we ask him for a top 10 list of some sort?
He's gotta come back to us in a few minutes.
It's not really a contest.
Or make up a song.
A new song parody.
Top 10 song parody.
You got, but you don't remember how angry he got.
We haven't played Shepardy in a while.
He got so angry at us.
That was scary, that was scary.
It would be fun to see him,
I love Stephen Jay's stand up so much.
It is very good.
Little Skittles.
We used to do a thing where we'd go into, like,
a coffee shop or something and just start doing stand-ups.
Oh, that's painful.
He kind of did that in front of the whole sales conference thing.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Anything ice cream related?
Mmm.
Does Chad have any ideas I
Could just also give them the gift Russell Kyle. Let's decide the gift afterwards. Okay
So he gets his gift and then we give it he we he has to do something for us after and say do the worm
I wouldn't mind
Probably good at it. I
Wouldn't hate that. Yeah, I could get down with some change on the worm. I see the worm
Kind of like that what about a break dance routine like like that lady lead like a like a dance fitness class
Well Eddie you won the tumblers at auction
No, you I think you told me after it was very funny because I
We got to tell you that there. Oh, no you I think you told me after it was very funny because I
Missed that episode yeah, but you having to describe it to everyone what the the Jesse white tumblers are is very funny in my mind Can can Che do something with them? Oh, yeah, okay, so maybe what are they coming?
I was gonna talk to you when you want them
Right now now would be awesome
15 minutes
Right now now would be awesome
15 minutes
No, we got to have money to get the bucket boys into I'm sure the bucket boys get them all in Yeah, who are the bucket boys they play drums on?
They're awesome. Mm-hmm. Jesse white tumblers are really really good really good. Yeah
What's a gift
You want me to tell us? Yeah. What's his gift?
You want me to tell us?
Can can Stephen Che earmuffs and you tell us and he doesn't know?
Yeah.
I can leave the room.
And then maybe that'll help us decide what he's got to do.
OK, that's fair.
Stephen, leave the room.
Do you leave it is?
the box today
Released their new uniforms
And I have a Baker Mayfield. Oh my 50th anniversary
He's gonna go crazy new uniform that no one else has that's except Zach Zach also has one. I did get him one
This is pretty big. That's
He's a 10-30 like in the box. It said please do not mention this till at least 1030 Is it like the rivalry we got a no it's like they're they're doing the 50 seasons
Oh, I'm emmertive Jersey, so they're doing like it's kind of like a throwback new age nice
They got us released we got to make a bleed for this. I know yeah
That's a nice Jersey really when the NHL did the retro
Yeah, thank you
Now is there a chance that he already has one?
No, that would be also very che to be like you guys access already have one. Oh, that would be kind of funny
So what do we do?
Who should we quiz him in some way and make him guess something?
Yeah, I like chepardy, but that wouldn't be him winning. He's got to get our chepardy. He has to stump us
Within like a hundred or within 50 guesses. He probably would
Yeah, maybe he has to stump us or we have to stump him. I like when he geoguess
I like when he geo guesses
The Five degrees of Wikipedia thing he so he's such a hard person to like
Punish because he can't be right and I'll be punished. He'll have a blast no matter
Trying to think of Plingo days the one where we're trying to hit us with the ball when we're all lined up
Plingo days the one where we're trying to hit us with the ball when we were all lined up
Oh, yeah, she's standing goal for a kick. What else?
He's a bright side guy. Yeah, he is I like him and I like him blindfolded. We did what did we do blindfolded? Oh, yeah, what did we do? It was any catch a pen in his with the cap or whatever that was impressive
No, there was something that he had to go out and it was kind of dangerous I think he has to put maybe retrieve the jersey blindfolded. Oh, yeah, okay. We could fuck with him
He back he might just leave on him back. Yeah bring him back
So like a blindfolded lick contest Oh
Lick it for tickets was no I was not here. On the radio?
Yeah.
What did you make people lick?
Oh, like urinal cakes.
Oh.
Real gnarly stuff.
The one that ended it forever was they licked a plate of hot sauce.
Shout out Shred and Reagan, by the way.
They licked a plate of hot sauce and they had to go in an ambulance.
Oh, no.
Do you think if there's eight of us here, do you think that if we had Stephen Che lick us he could get half
Oh, yes to lick our arm
You think so not by taste if anything I think I'm a dead giveaway
Would you like to lick us?
Feel your hand yeah, feel our hands. Oh, okay with his tongue
Yeah, with the rest of my will I will opt in to be licked yeah
Ascent like I sniff your guys maybe the wheel decides sent lick hand. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I like something yeah, I like a blind test just like a hands-free eyes free
What if he has to choose that each person, but yeah, you got it. There's five senses you got to use each sense once
You could see one person, but he's got to hear somebody to them
Yeah
Doing a Tim Allen grunt we spin a wheel for what sense he gets to use yes, I know what sense he'd lose
But that doesn't get removed, so if it's sight yeah, yeah, you'll get it. He'll get it. Yeah, he'll get it
That's like a free pet the senses on a wheel
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay. I like this sure and it's just you guys
It's just us and we're one random person from the office with can I volunteer this for site?
What if he has to look at you through my glass?
He'll still know but yes, it will know
It is bad. I don't exactly it's like I'm a minus 19
Yeah, that's glasses talk
I am legally allowed to have a license because of my sights otherwise
I don't I'm not allowed to drive what so we think like I can it's not because of my sights otherwise. I don't I'm not allowed to drive
So we think like I can it's not because of my glasses that I don't drive
Right oh Yeah, huh, I saw I have a roof. I had my license like suspended because I just stopped
Using it so it's expired or whatever
expired or whatever oh oh I thought I assumed you were a drunk that is not even close to what we were talking about oh what did you think I was like a criminal
no or just I thought you were blind yeah we thought you couldn't drive because you couldn't
like no that was my yeah that's my point my doctor I can still like do the whole you just
are too lazy to get your license I don't want to have it anymore. Yeah got it. What's your prescription Stephen? negative five point two five
Alright, so how where should we put him and we he should probably be blindfolded no matter what right?
right he
But then what's he going to do a site I?
Think it's I should be off. I think he should get no site. No site, okay, and then you get the other things
So we'll spin for the other things
Yeah, yeah, okay, so he'll stand out there
And TJ make a wheel of us and you got to get half of us right taste this fun
You got to get four out of eight and we'll spin the wheel and we might like double up
So you can't you can't use deductive reasoning you see I'm saying yeah
No, what do you mean sir so like all eight of us will be on the wheel?
We're gonna spin the sense
We're gonna tell you the sense then we're gonna spin to see who has to go out there and like if I go out there
I could still go out there the next time too. Okay, so always a one and you just got to get 50%
Okay, okay, Well obviously remove the
touching part for Kate no
What part of the body am I doing this the person can give you a piece
I mean, there's more than just those three or four, you know
Or the boobs
Yeah, you're gonna be great at it or horrific
50% you could be kind of horrific
So when who is Stevens like arch nemesis here cuz we got to give the thing to that person I don't think he has one um who's that guy you hate it?
Send it to him res Nick. We'll send it to rest. Are you limiting it to us?
Are you doing like the office thing where they have to have the office wheel?
It's just us okay because otherwise it would be
Pretty much in part that being put
If you knew mincy by taste
Taste them you could take it would have a taste. Yes. Yeah salty. Yeah, so yeah
Well like Chuck Naiso doesn't have a taste Chuck Chuck Naiso is blank
Chuck is Chuck is a he's a wafer.
Part of taste is also the texture too so that'll give it away.
Correct. You can offer any part of your body.
You think Batman tastes like strawberry?
I don't know let's taste him.
He's like a scratch and sniff.
Yeah.
You pull the skin back, Brandon?
Stop with that, Eddie.
No.
It's the second time he's asked me that.
Sure, you've been dribbling.
Have you answered?
All right, Steven.
He's also going to make this very complicated.
Yeah.
I'm surprised we haven't gotten more questions.
It's still coming.
He looks kind of good in that get up.
Yeah, he does.
He's a full kit wanker.
Have you said what the gift is yet?
Or are you just going to?
No, he doesn't know.
OK.
Yeah, we know.
Oh, you were.
I don't know. You're in here. It's a box reveal. They know okay. Yeah, we know oh you were I don't know you're here
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, okay, so it's a literally they've revealed it at like 930 this morning
Yeah, pretty sick yeah, okay Stephen your first sense
He's using his hearing now. Good job using your hearing.
Turning that ear to us.
Is going to be hearing.
So I think the person should just make grunts and stuff,
not words.
And then we're going to send someone up.
Getting found out by your smell is going to be an ego hit.
Is it unfair for people to disguise their voice?
No.
No, I think it's a smell hole.
You want a smell hole?
Yeah, yeah.
You want to trick him.
We don't want to give him this.
We want to make him think he's not gonna get it
and then give it to him at the end.
Whew.
God, I love wheels.
Alrighty. Well righty.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
The person is walking towards you now.
She's doing a good job.
Smart.
Okay, do you have a guess?
So not a super heavy stepper.
Wow.
So.
What?
I'm gonna eliminate yeah eliminate some people I'm gonna eliminate Brandon big cat and Eddie oh hey no but just I think that
you guys are gonna have heavier steps look Eddie's pretty light on his feet. Okay.
I'm kinda leaning Danny, but I don't think Danny would do that.
No. Okay.
Er.
Do what, stomp?
No, I don't think it was Kate.
I don't think it was Josh.
Do you have a guess?
Actually, no, I'm gonna say Danny.
Okay, that is incorrect.
It was Kate.
Oh. She stepped heavy. incorrect. It was Kate. Oh
She stepped heavy. Yeah
It's pretty light, okay
You still got a chance you should go four for seven now Danny wouldn't Let's go to the next one. Danny wouldn't do that to me.
That's my fucking brother. That's one of the weirder rationales he's ever had.
You forget that it's like, it's Che.
So whatever you do, he's gonna do the opposite.
Oh, God damn it.
Okay. God damn it.
It's tough. Hearing again.
Hearing? Hearing again. Applause
Applause
Do we have to spin the wheel? Can we just do taste one time?
Laughter
Okay. The person is walking towards you.
Applause Okay. Person is walking towards you.
What's all the noise going on? Come on this side, please.
There's construction over here.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
I'm gonna go Josh Potter.
All right!
Oh!
One for two.
Okay.
I didn't mask myself.
What was the inspiration for that noise?
I just thought it would grunt.
You know, Kate said the grunt thing
and I thought that was a good tactic
because I thought everyone's grunt
would probably sound similar.
No, that was definitely your grunt.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
That was 100% your grunt. Yeah, okay. I was a hundred percent your grunt I
Walked really softly cuz I thought maybe he wouldn't hear any yeah come on guys. He's never played this game
He's one for two all right here. We go next one
You're gonna be using I was hoping you'd get taste when I came
You're going to be using... I was hoping you'd get taste when I came up.
Taste.
You're going to be using taste.
Are you going to tell me what body part this is going to be?
Uh, no.
No. No. No
All right here he comes or she
Can't use your hands all right well so go ahead whatever lick well lick where
stick your tongue out
fuck
I assume that was the top of someone's head
it would have to be can assume all you want bottom of someone's balls
All right, so someone with all their hair so Josh is out
What the jeez? We're just getting roasted by Chad.
This is brutal.
It was kind of like longish.
It felt straight.
So I would take out Nick and I don't think it was like...
What the fuck?
What the hell?
It was too straight for Nick.
It wasn't too straight.
Tasted gay.
I'm thinking either Kate or Brandon.
Brandon.
Wrong.
That was Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
That could have very well been my arm.
Turkey worked.
Yeah.
All right.
That was a transplant.
You're one for three. All right. Oh, you got the transplant. Okay. You got to get back on track Yeah, alright. That was a transplant. You're one for three. Alright.
Oh, you got the transplant.
Okay, you gotta get back on track here, Steve.
If you get this one, you're back on track.
Hey, it's taste again!
Let's go!
Also taste for the first one.
Was the transplant hair from a certain other area?
Yeah, from the back.
So he, oh, okay, so you looked your back tuck
Yeah, yeah the top of your head. Yeah, I was like the crown
What else would it have been?
Which air
Right there. Okay, they're walking up.
What sense is this?
Taste.
Okay.
What part? Is that ear?
What the fuck?
So I think that was like the back of a neck.
It was coarse.
It was like long, maybe it was an arm.
Do you want another taste?
You can have one more taste
Oh yes
Dirty boy
Trying to win a good prize here
Oh is that an ear?
Spit it out.
He spit it out.
Kali climbs with himself.
I think it was short hair.
He licked my I thought so. Oh, was that an ear?
Oh, how you do that.
You licked my cheek and then you licked my lips.
Oh, Jesus.
Draw your one for four.
He is so straight he immediately spit out the kiss.
Yeah, that's true.
His mind didn't even go there.
That was way grosser for me than you.
I literally kissed your tongue.
Yeah, it was.
Okay.
Oh.
You're struggling right now.
This is tough. This is a hard game.
You're struggling.
Zal would rock at this game.
They're struggling. Za would rock at this game.
Okay, touch, touch.
Touch, all right.
This should be a little easier maybe.
Za would kill you if he got to do this.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
The person is coming up for a touch.
Your butt.
Yeah. Look at that there. Some people have all the luck.
Is he?
Go ahead touch.
Touch.
Where?
Lower.
Lower.
What the hell?
What the hell is it?
Steve doesn't know any body parts.
Was that KB's biggest mistake?
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No. No. No. What the hell? What the hell is it?
Steve doesn't know any body parts.
Was that KB's big ass?
Yeah!
Ha!
There we go.
Two for five.
That's some bro shit when you know your ass.
You just know it.
You knew from the slap sound.
Doesn't know my lips, but knows KB's.
Okay.
Okay.
Should have saved your ass for the taste.
Okay, this is hearing.
Okay.
If you get this one, you're back on track, and all you have to do is get one of the last two.
Okay. Here comes the person.
Go on this side, whoever it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I think this is Nikki is that your final answer yes wrong that someone on target never freak out no I have not done that to someone
target only work a buddy it's like a fun gosh you ever do that to a young mother
in a Walmart parking lot why target I did it a friend and target okay all
right yeah you got gotta get these last two.
Okay.
Oh, we're back at taste.
Ugh.
Electric.
Smell was on there, right?
Smell was on there. Yeah.
Thanks.
You were hoping for smell?
I think taste is the hardest,
because I don't know what I'm...
What you're tasting?
What I'm doing.
Give him a real taste.
Che, try to make your tongue a little wider.
Yeah, and really taste.
You know, we'll give you a little touch and taste here.
Touch and taste?
Yeah.
All right.
What's with the root?
We'll give you a double.
What the hell?
You can start touching.
I gotta like...
Start touching.
Okay. Under armpit.
Taste it.
Where?
Off!
Hold on, come back.
Come back, yes!
He wants another taste!
I need some more.
He needs some more.
Get a touch.
Taste.
He needed a second taste.
The tongue popped.
Ah!
Why's that?
You knew that was gonna happen.
What the fuck was that?
He wanted seconds on the taste.
All right. I felt some muscular definition
in what I believe to be this area.
Okay.
Um.
You want...
You want a tip?
Sure.
I don't know if you remember, it is not someone who's gone yet.
Okay, not someone who's gone.
All right, so,
Kate, Josh,
Big Cat,
Kyle.
All right, so it could be Danny,
Nikki,
or Brandon. Mm-hmm.
Uh, I'm gonna go Danny.
All right.
Is that right?
Yes.
So it all comes down to this one.
Okay.
All comes down to this one.
What was he tasting exactly? Lick and Che.
Side of my cheek.
Second time it's really wet.
Not complaining.
Okay.
Here we go.
It's smell.
All right.
You feel confident on smell?
I feel like this should be the easiest of the senses. Okay. Wow. You can get a little touch too.
Okay.
Okay, here he comes. Yes. Oh! Applause.
Let's go for it.
Pfft!
Laughter.
It's big cat.
Laughter. Holy shit.
You were, what a fart.
Damn.
Did you know?
You were locked and loaded.
Was that forced?
Was that prepared?
How long was that in the chamber?
I know, that was aged.
It was marinated.
Jack.
He's got a chart in his pants, right?
Yeah. Keep your blinds open.
Okay.
Get this off.
Put your arms up.
We actually don't.
Put this through.
That's good looking.
That's good looking.
Through.
Yeah, that's amazing.
Okay, hold on.
He should have to feel to...
Yeah, do you think he can taste and feel?
Yeah, let's see what it is.
Okay, Steven.
Would you like to take your blindfold off?
Yes.
Okay, go ahead.
What?
Your blindfold?
His glasses.
Oh.
Oh, sick! Yeah!
Look at that!
He's in New Jersey.
He just came out today!
He just came out!
Let's go, Steven!
That's a good response.
That's a good wholesome response.
Pretty good gift, right?
Yeah.
Today, 9.30, this morning.
That looks good as hell, Steven.
That really does.
Good fit.
Oh yeah, it does fit. Oh, yeah
Go go back in and talk in the mic
That was a fun game she had to taste everybody
I'm happy for him
You make Zach do?
I know we just gave it to Zach.
Yeah, Zach got one too, Stephen.
Hell yeah, this is so cool.
So the Bucks, it's their 50th season this year.
There was a patch, came out in 1976, so it was their 50th season, and they were unveiling
a new jersey they were going to have for a certain game, so they unveiled this morning.
They tweeted out, Chepter tweeted out
that it's gonna be the white Creamskill version,
and they're gonna use it week three against the Jets.
So very cool, just opened, and their team store
was open early at 10 a.m. Eastern today
for people to buy it, and this is awesome.
This is very, very cool gift.
Yes, now you have it.
Thank you, thank you, this is very awesome.
Yeah, it's a good jersey.
It is. Great jersey. Yeah, it Thank you. Thank you. This is very awesome. Yeah, it's good Jersey. It's great. Yes
It's great Jersey. This is awesome
The only issue I have with the Jersey should be their Jersey every week. No not that
Now that I'm looking at it. Does it look like that's a six or is that just an upside down nine? Oh
That's what a six is not always more like an upside down
Doesn't know I know I think that was more like a six the upside-down
Nine doesn't have the doesn't have the candy cane. Are you saying cuz it's long at the top? I don't know
See an upside down now. That's definitely a six
That's not an upside down all I could see is the night if that was an if you turn upside down looks like an eight
Well, that looks like an eight cover that up
It's a nine in distress and I wouldn't have that little little are you sure what what does that nine look like?
That's a nine
Yeah, I think you got to give it back Steven
Do all yeah, the whole needs to be bigger for us. Yes. Yeah, that's what it is
No, you're right
The hole isn't big a hole is what I think the hole isn't big enough. It looks like a nines hole
Well look up any other any other teams number six Jersey
I'll go bears six Jersey. Okay, the bear the bears wouldn't they're not block what I
You know what I mean? Like they're just talking six is a a nine we're just talking six is a nine strictly sixes and nines
we just want to see a couple sixes couple nines could you pass a six or
upside down nine quiz I don't yeah I don't know you could Kyle what would you
know I was questioning so that I mean that undeniable yeah, what shows the sick there it is right there
There's more of a hook on the yeah, it's like those two would go together. That's the those are the same
Yeah, yeah, I guess they are those numbers suck. Am I being really dumb right now? Yeah, but Jared Allen Vikings Jersey
Is 69 and then we're gonna straight six. Yeah, just give Allen Vikings Jersey is 69. And they have weird.
We just pick up a straight six.
Yeah, just give us a straight six.
I love that this TV is just frozen on the nidu, Rico.
It's great.
That phone call ended incredibly.
The fact that the phrasing he used was interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rico was...
He did apologize.
Not, he did.
The apology was very funny.
He said he made a mistake.
He made a mistake that the picture was bad
because Nadu was...
That was so funny.
That's a very funny spin zone.
He was so ugly in it that the picture itself was ugly.
He got confused.
Yeah, that's all he was saying.
The picture was horrific because of Nadu's presence.
It sullied the whole image.
What if he sends Rico the video and he's absolutely just wailing on a sun-kissed ass?
All you hear is, I, puppy!
Puppy!
Prone boning a giant peach.
That's a...
A ruby and peaches.
Like, that right there is definitely a six.
That's a...
That's not too far...
Oh, the hole's...
The hole's huge.
That's a tiny...
That's a big asshole.
Yeah, that's a weird ass nine.
Oh, no.
You think that's a nine?
Looks like Nick Foles.
God damn it.
It's just like a nine. So it'll show if it's... So I'm just an idiot. Starting to think... No, you know looks like Nick Foles
So I'm just an idiot starting to think no sixes are upside down you see what I'm seeing Eddie Yeah, I see a thousand percent. Yeah, it looks like a nine
Well show us a bucks nine
Guess we should have done that with them the other bucks nine. Yeah of that jersey. Oh, yeah, I bet you I bet you it's pretty similar
Yeah, so that's the same too it's flipped upside down. Yeah, it's weird seeing I'm an answer
The nines are just the same isn't the top?
Like the top of the six looks shorter than the nine. Yeah a little bit
Good I
That's a really and the bottom of the six is taller than the nine. Yeah A little bit. A little bit. It does. Yes, it does. Good eye.
That's a really good eye.
Yeah, and the bottom of the six is taller than the nine.
Yeah.
So you work, that's a nine hole.
You have a nine.
Oh.
Yeah, that's for sure different.
That is definitely different.
Some high level shit we're doing right here.
Six and nine.
So some teams have different six and nine.
Some teams cut some corners. All these people are like are like oh man this new show track flights. I'm gonna tune into the next day
Y'all notice something about that six if you can't handle us that are Jeff Nadu flying across country you
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You boys gonna be hitting some, hitting some balls tonight?
Yeah, we're hitting dingers tonight.
How'd you get out of it?
I didn't, well, I got asked to do it a couple months ago
and I just, I don't think I ever answered
But I think I'm to the point where I'm on the list of non physical participants
God, how'd you get out of it Nick? I have
An obligation tonight and my family in town too for Tommy's birthday, so Tom Tom's birthday. How many you got a hit?
Probably none of them their family
How many you got to hit?
Probably none of them their family
Can I uh Eddie's gonna be on the call nice gotta get Connor Griffin to send some emails? Yes, you can't do that to the boy
anniversary I Saw the clip resurfaced. I guess the yak put a of Dave talking to Connor. It was more uncomfortable than I ever oh yeah
It was it was bad. Oh something happened out in Dave's life at the time?
I don't know.
He was like taking it out on Connor?
No, I think he doesn't like Lego titties.
Chase.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come on now.
He's more of a Playmobil guy.
This company's brick by brick.
This is, he's a Lego titty man.
Speaking of titties, can I say something
that's in the trust tree that I can't be judged for?
Yeah, we're not gonna judge you. Yeah, yeah. I Danny boot him. You do have a microphone Danny Danny out Danny leave
Can you tell me when I get back yeah, maybe
Now I didn't I didn't know he's gonna go watch this way
No this way pal. I didn't act on it. Oh, no. Oh boy
Cuz it's a little bit more difficult than I thought but I'm still planning on acting on it
I
Went and saw your woman Nick. Oh wow
You saw my woman saw your woman. I went to the I went and found the found the statue and
So hot we have the video coming out of White Sox Dave
Seeing her for the first time. Oh hell. Yeah, every second grader in the city walks past. Oh hell
He looks right at the camera. He's like I guarantee she's sitting in her own wetness
And and so hot yeah, but I also
Kind of difficult for me to do what I want to do to her. Oh, yeah, and that makes it all the more
I know wait. What do you?
Will have I want a mounter. It's in it's in somebody's yard
It's 100% not and you place you go you need to knock on the
door and just be like hey hey I got a show yeah and you might remember me from
the time we tracked that guy's flight yeah I'm just here to fuck your stack
yeah can I just mount it real if you see me just thrusting I went with I went
with the intentions of mountain did you really yes oh yes I thought we were gonna have the ability to mount yeah on the car right over everybody was wearing cologne
Yeah, but then you saw like it's it's it's a difficult get to oh no you couldn't just you
She cannot no you can't just mount no, but I wanted to so it's somebody's property
It's there's a sign right next to it says we call the police. Oh
So I think there's been some some mounting. Yeah, she's babe
They gotta have a nice camera guys something you do what?
That statue is a lesbian
Now how do you ha ha ha ha funny joke? She hasn't met us Kate that is dry
That's way hotter. Oh
No, the hot naked chicks a lesbian You guys haven't counted her. That's way hotter. Nice try. Oh, wait. Oh, no.
The hot naked chick's a lesbian?
I could change her.
Never mind.
No, yeah, but no.
Che went to go see her.
Che, what did you think?
As advertised by Nick, a larger statue
than I would have thought.
And also kind of a...
It wasn't a park.
No, it's a yard.
Yes, that's weird.
That's what I want. I went to mount,
and then I was like, oh, fuck,
this is someone's private property.
Che was disappointed. He couldn't see the pussy.
Oh. Yeah.
Why do they have a naked woman statue
in their backyard visible to the street?
Mm-hmm.
Probably to catch people mounting it.
Yeah, they're mount hunters.
Yeah, that's like, that's it called, entrapment.
Yeah.
Wasn't there a show that the, what was it,
the trap car or whatever?
Big car?
Big car.
Could we do a statue of a naked woman
out front that has like titties that zap you
if you touch them?
So people will come in, the man would just come in
like shaking his hand.
Yeah.
Or his hair will stand on him.
Yeah, like mad scientists. Wet paint. Oh, yeah, he has a constantly wet Just come in like shaking his hand
If there's like a statue and we could get like a sensor so an alarm goes off. Oh, it'd be so funny.
Because we'd all forget.
Yes, and catching dudes.
We'd all forget.
We would. I'd forget there was a sensor.
Like, oh, today's the day.
When's this video come out?
Tomorrow.
It's just a fun little 10 minute.
Something light.
Yeah.
I love that.
Yeah, I'm excited to see it.
You're sick.
Yeah.
I think we might have to blur the chick for YouTube.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, she is that hot.
Yeah.
And that naked.
Are there...
Is it all the parts of the body?
Are there nipples?
Yeah.
Is there arms too and everything?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I haven't noticed.
Show the pictures.
Are there needless parts there?
Have you seen it, Eddie? No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I haven't noticed
Have you seen it Eddie no, oh
Yeah, ask when the video begins you can show the picture of it. It's hot
Except the whole head in the hair thing. So what?
That's like every woman there's like a you look at her medusa and she's an obvious devil Yeah, but then you're just like if I peer my head I can see some good titties the statue has crazy eyes
No, like a head in as a man in it. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Hey hot
It's hot as fuck Josh's
Look at that Josh. Oh, yeah, I feel bad about the sixth and nine talk now. Yeah, all right
That's the head in the back who I see who was Medusa
Snake snake lady you looked at her hair, and you turned to stone her stone were snakes
Hercules killed her with a look at her hair if her hair was snake. No you're right you look in her eyes
Oh, was her eyes?
Poseidon's my favorite part about her is how funny she is
That woman she's got a great personality
Shut the fuck up. Oh, yeah, she's like a villain I
Wish she wasn't bronze though. What do you wish human flesh?
Like a paint on yeah something softer
Leather cushions do you think she has a hole so that's we were discussing
Because check what did you say in the videos like where's the hood?
Do you think she has a hood
Christ buddy, what the fuck? Yeah, I was trying to enter her. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so you're not coming to the home run derby, right?
Damn
Yeah, I'm bummed to be missing it. There's some new blood in it this year. I think that's why I'm trying not to get injured
Got t-bob you got katik. Yeah, they'll be good right? Yeah, okay says he hits mom Dana. Where the hell's Dana
I don't know he's in it. Yeah, he moves here like in two weeks. I'm gonna pick him up. Oh you're gonna pick him up nice
You're picking him up where from his hotel. Oh, he's in it today. Yeah, great. Yeah
Is he here tomorrow for the yak?
It's good question
He's permanent August 2nd. I know August 2nd. Yeah
He permanently moves then
They tried to keep my boy Ebo out.
I was gonna say, yeah, he's better be in it.
Yeah, I mean, I said that Ebo should be in it
and then all the replies were like, where's Ebo?
Yeah, they put the graphic out without Ebo and then.
I think we're also going to, I think we're gonna draft
because the teams make no sense.
Why do they make no sense?
They're just not even.
How so?
Well, they are now that-
Team Hank is way better.
I disagree. Oh, I thought your team was way better until they got Ebo. We don now that- Team Hank is way better. I disagree.
Oh, I thought your team was way better
until they got Ebo.
We don't know how T-Bob will be.
I assume Kade is good.
Boop was good, Ebo was the best.
White Sox Dave is really good.
Yeah, no, you just said all of Team Hank is good.
Yeah, but Max and Ebo are the best.
Yeah, Max.
But Ebo's better than Max.
They're about the same.
Max hit a button.
Dana's not very good.
How are you?
You're pretty good.
I was like in the middle of the pack.
Hank's good. Hank is also good. How are you? You're I was like in the middle of the pack. Thanks good Hank is also good that you yeah
You keep naming team team hate what Kate it might be good, but
Tate memes me Dana all not very can we just have this conversation now take couldn't lift 135 exactly
Do you think taking hit a home is this jazz chisel?
I think that the draft would work to you You just gotta give team Hank first pick.
He'll pick Ebo, so Ebo and Max won't be on the same team.
Yeah.
And he'll just draft it.
How about having to fuck up the draft?
He just said he didn't want to draft it because it would take too much time?
The draft would take 45 seconds.
He just spent 70 hours straight in the office last week.
Because also when you draft it, then you can blame the captain for fucking up.
Like Max and Hank, if Max or Hank loses, they'll just be like, well, I didn't pick my team.
That doesn't, that's not fun.
You want to be like, you fucked up.
Ha ha.
Right.
Just can't let Max and Ebo be on the same team.
That's what I'm saying.
Team Hank gets first pick, he picks Ebo, and then you're good.
Right?
Should be.
Yeah.
We've got to hit so many home runs.
How many?
Seven hundred.
Is it at the same spot?
It's yeah.
It's when we get to seven sixty three, who's got the lead.
It took six hours, right?
Last year.
Yeah.
Tiny bit shorter.
What was they move the fence?
No, it's a different field. What was the fence last year?
Two 10. Oh, so it's not like 205.
Yeah, it was short. Do we have less guys last year? There's a
lot. Oh, we had like 10 guys or nine guys. I'm not I'm not
doing it. Jerry's not doing it. Jerry was decent to would Jacob
be there to slide in a third? Oh, yeah. Jacob was the original
oldie. Oh my god. Yeah. do we have that clip? That was the weirdest thing that's ever
And Jacob was an interesting himself. He was a complete like unknown at that point
He when Jerry hit the final home run after six hours of being there
He went to run the bases and Jacob slid into third before Jerry could get to third. Jerry's round in third.
But Jacob had a reason.
He was like, here's why I did that.
But I don't remember what it was.
It made no sense.
A reason.
I forgot about it.
He had a reason?
He had a reason.
Oh, he wanted to.
I think I memory hold that because I was embarrassed for him.
He's more than redeemed himself.
He was instantly embarrassed after that.
Get out!
Get out! Get out!
Yeah!
What was that?
As an intern, just cut some off.
That edit did him dirty.
The music stopping.
That's more fluid than that.
That was fun. As many shitty streams as you do that's gotta be a fun. Yeah, that's a fun. That was long
What could his reason I forget he like came in here and was like here's what my thought process was he had some kind
of thought process
Yeah, I don't remember censure
Yeah, that's not like and I'm not
The Jacob we know now we know a lot better. We did not
No one
I think it's aged well, but out of pure like I don't know adulation to be so happy. It's over
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I did. I did. I did. I did he? He was, um. Where is he when the home run was hit? He was playing outfield, he was trying to get up,
he was trying to go for a perfect game.
There he goes, history in Romeoville, Illinois.
He backed up.
But he backed up.
Yeah, he backed up.
Right before cheer.
Waiting for cheer.
I almost cut him off.
Why did he do that?
He having a stroke?
That was.
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's like a sim, just running out of like yeah a glitch in mad malfunction also terrible slide
You didn't pick up I need to know I'm calling him to oh sorry
All right, you call him again he back like he wanted to time it up with Jerry yeah, right yeah
To trip him. I don't know now would have been funny
So bizarre he throws out all the pitches I was a machine Oh as a machine
Yeah, we would someone would die. Yeah that many pitches and also be impossible for us to we're not good
So well like Ebo and Max
are good but like hitting home runs from real pitches would be tough yeah I'm
excited though to get back out there until I realize it's gonna take forever
he said it's not gonna take that long how's I don't know why they say that
every week what what's the difference took six hours last year what's the
difference yeah there is no difference no It's gonna take the exact same amount of time. Yeah, I
Mean maybe people maybe if the fence is a little bit shorter
But that's not gonna add well
It's got to be like 20 feet shorter for it to be and what he didn't join until like two hours in last true
So that should help from the start. What's the premise? So all each team gets ten outs and you alternate I don't know yeah last year it
was every man gets up there and gets ten outs okay and the next guy so they
probably do it the same just add up the team homers alternate yeah Brandon
almost died I made it for four of the six hours I made it for from four to
eight at eight o'clock I had to go pass out.
You've had some close calls here.
Haven't you beaten the sun?
I'm up on the sun this summer.
Wow.
What's the tip?
What are you doing?
Well, I'm walking a lot.
I'm sneaky walking, and I'm sneaky exercising,
and I'm sneaky proteining.
You're sneaky proteining?
Sneaky proteining.
So that helps with sun? Golf has helped a lot. Talk to me about sneaky proteining. Your sneaky proteining? Sneaky proteining. So... That helps with sun?
Golf has helped a lot.
Talk to me about sneaky proteining.
Is that just Chick-fil-A?
No, it's salads and it's...
That's not protein?
A protein shake in the morning.
Okay.
There it is.
And it's steak every night.
Oh.
Ooh.
What kind of steak?
Rib eye mostly.
Is this for health or you want it to be more powerful
as a man?
I'm trying to... You want to eat steak every day. I feel like
proteining gives me more energy to actually want to walk and maybe I'm
wrong. Yeah that was that was it. See we were already almost 500 home runs. I'd
done my part. What uh? Three hours and 55 minutes in. Do you get sick at steak
every night? No, God no. Do you worry about the gout? You know Josh, it's low on my list of worries. Alright. It's usually
combined with booze. You're not a boozer. Yeah, not at all. True. Yeah, that was me.
And sugar. I didn't make it... It's weird. I should have waited until after the sun went
down to start, but no, I decided to fight the Sun. That was a really fun stream, too.
I'm bummed and missing.
You could still come.
I have an obligation.
I'll miss you on the desk.
I know.
You, PFT, and Connor.
Yeah.
I'll miss you guys.
So PFT's not hitting.
Take care of Connor.
PFT was hitting.
Yeah.
And then we had to have an intervention
with him on Sunday night, because he's
had excruciating back injury for the
last three weeks. Oh that's right since it doesn't. And he signed up and he didn't even
think about it. Probably like 500 golf swings a day.
Yeah maybe. Which is also funny because I overheard him once someone came up to
him was like well how'd you injure your back? He's like I don't know I just woke
up weird. What about the 500 golf swings? Like oh yeah that too. but yeah he was gonna play and then we had to we literally had to have an
intervention PMT had an intervention with him on Sunday night we're like dude
you're gonna get injured again you have this you have $250,000 you can win in a
month at the internet invitation good friends don't fuck with the back yeah
I'll say no the back is a million times. You can't get back injury. It's the worst it really is what's the worst injury you've had Kyle
Herpes
Couldn't open his mouth. Um I had like sciatica or something. Yeah, and I was paralyzed for a day
You're paralyzed for a day on that back borderline essentially Essentially, yeah. I couldn't move off my back.
When was it?
Like, 2022?
I knew you?
Yeah, we went out that day.
What?
I remember I had to leave early.
You were wheeling him in the wheelchair.
My girl had to bring me in the Uber.
I was stuck.
Yeah.
I was stuck in place.
That's how bad that was.
I was like freaking out.
I was like, what if this is forever?
I don't in place. That's how bad that was. I was like freaking out. I was like what if this is forever? I don't remember that
You left the bar because you were paralyzed yes
I was that's something I think I'd call yeah, you were with me, and I was moaning all day was I supportive
No, you're clowning me
That's a level of support. Oh absolutely granted. I was, I was probably solving it. It got worse throughout the day.
At the beginning, I was fine.
This was in New York City?
Yeah.
Right before we moved.
2023, I think.
Huh.
It's the worst.
To where am I late?
You've had it.
You're like bulging disc twice.
You're like laying on the ground doing a podcast.
Couldn't move for two days.
Had to lay on the ground pissing a Gatorade bottle.
God.
If I had had a gun, I would have killed myself.
Oh.
That wasn't that much.
I mean, that's Luigi.
Yeah.
At the back, oh my God.
Yeah, I had the traction.
You ever been in traction?
It stretches you out.
No, wait, maybe that's the wrong thing to say.
What's the spas to say what's the
spasms
Yes spasms, I think it's just spasms, but it would be like every it was like every minute
My whole body would seize up and then it gets smaller and smaller where then you're just seized up and then you ever
What's traction that's where they wire you up to all the things they stretch your body out Do you think there's some like old-timey?
Medicine things that actually probably did work that we should bring back like the iron lung. Yeah, or like leeches leeches
Mmm, they should just put leeches. They still do that. What about like a
Sometimes actually use those for the vibrating thing around his back?
Yeah, that, why not? I feel like we probably gave up on a couple of those.
Vibrating plates are back. Big time. They're supposed to build bone density.
Are you using it?
No, I don't believe it.
What's the lawsuit looking like?
I'm still pissing out on it. I gotta go get the files from the hospital.
Who wants a million dollars?
Do you think we'll look back in like 200 years
and that thing that's like a gun that's like,
go, go, go, go, go, go, is gonna be like this bullshit?
Yeah, I think we have a few things
that we'll look back on now.
This is awesome.
Babe Ruth.
This is how you got abs.
I think it really was barrel chested, wasn't it?
It's just a medicine ball he's tossing on top of him.
That's funny.
Get off of me.
Which one's this?
This is a thrift.
Cold plunge?
I remember what you said.
It looks like one of the fucking,
what are they, hand made stills.
Yeah, it does.
We used to have to do this fake karate
in the Marines called McMap,
and part of it was like they'd just stand there
and like kick you really fucking hard, so hard that I would have boot laces
Like on my legs and arms and they're like it makes your body tougher over time. Do you think that's true or we kicked?
Body worse overt yeah, we said body hardening they called it, and I think we just got hurt
No
What man said could be wrong, but I think he just got hurt. Wutman said, could be wrong,
but I think he was telling the interns
he had a really good slide
and used that moment to showcase it.
He did have a good reason.
A great time to showcase it.
It wasn't like he was there six hours to do that.
Yeah, also it was a fine slide.
No, it wasn't that great.
It was like a turf infield.
In his head, what was the best case scenario? Everyone was everyone was like, oh my god, everybody stopped Jerry from running
Who the fuck says they have a really good slide Jacob like that's a crazy thing to be like
I can see bragging about a slide, but that wasn't one to brag about I think but none of us have a slide that if
I had a six life. I had a Trey Turner slide. I'd pull it out all the time, but I don't
Maybe he was like hyping himself up to casually do it the whole time And then he realized that was his last chance and he had to like squeeze it in it waited till after
He could yeah, just what yeah, or do you know or did he know that would be like on footage then forever?
Cuz that's the head to home. Yeah, where he's rounding to home. I got enough time has passed where that's hilarious
I got enough time has passed where that's hilarious
Wild think he's gonna do it tonight. Yeah, I think he has to
We need him. It's like throwing out the first pitch now the last slide
The first pitch the last slide
All right, are they gonna be like random dudes coming to help?
Yeah, we're here there was a kid show Oh TJ TJ shagging balls. Mm-hmm. He brought his mitt Who's eating the machine? Chay shag last year? We had someone. Oh, yeah, che did shag last year
T you gonna try to steal any like the kid? Yeah that kid last night really inspired me
I'm probably gonna take a couple back. That was awesome. What a moment for that kid
Did they not count that they did? Oh, they did. Okay. I was wondering if they didn't count it
That would be sweet if he took one away for real. Yeah, they should that should be legal
That would be cool. Like why isn't that legal in the home run derby to rob? Yeah
They could put like what's the dude for Denzel Clark out there and have him like actually try and rob home runs that would be fun. Brent Rooker got screwed. That's a great one. You're
a Brent Rooker guy? Mississippi State. Is he Dingers only? Yeah. Well Kyle Rollins. You're
crushing it right now. I'm apparently good at Ders only. Yeah Chase I would love to see che have to pitch che talk
Remember the first like three days and he's like I see I knew what I was doing and now he's got 12 home
Yes, instantly dude one clarification on that. You just dude us. Yeah, you do this
What did I do you do to this you say dude, no, I said one clarification
What was before you started to say did and then he oh
I got you for dudes. So nothing wrong with that. I don't feel comfortable you dooting my bro. Anyway after the gift anyway business
Point of clear we I thought we decided on this last year. Whoever wins the hormone Derby gets one bonus. I got it
Yeah, you got it. Okay got it got and there's a pedophile drop clause
Did that happen when you're yeah last year? I actually dropped what's Wander Franco?
I dropped him before MLB suspended him not looking for credit, but I made a decision well before
Yeah, Che your tracking numbers don't link up with the tracking the the barstool fan that made a tracker
Yeah, cuz they didn't make the Cody Bellinger at oh he hit three home runs
Wally had him oh that was a typo yeah yeah there's you can drop someone you
can have one drop for injury and one drop for pedophilia fair yeah makes
sense yeah you can't if you have two pedophiles on your team, you're fucked.
That sucks. You're completely fucked.
It's bad. So you have to keep one of the pedophiles?
Yep. Bad drafting.
Well you just have to hope they don't get found out.
Yeah. Yeah that's true.
I got three pedophiles on my team right now, but I haven't.
Hopefully no one finds out.
You're sick.
I think I have an update in the Cliff de Martino. Oh, okay, so
Per Stooley's Clubhouse
Cliff de Martino you don't like me. No sent the ticket with the confirmation number into a stooley group chat ah
So we have a list of who it could have been so Clubhouse tweeted out Cliff did kind of do it
It's one of these people that
Oh my god sent you info to the Stooley group chat with the confirmation number on he denies doing it himself
But one of these people did it who was it? I mean they could have sent it to other people. That's very funny
Yeah, so those are our suspects. That's very funny I mean, let's zoom in can we say thank you to whoever did it because we wouldn't have had yesterday if they hadn't done that
Yeah, do you think they're having a hard time keeping quiet?
Potato gobbers always in the mix. Is this the most wanted list like now they're gonna number them
Deref Joe sauce. I really hope my dad isn't on this list
Frankie Bucca Joe Sauce. Joe Sauce. I really hope my dad isn't on this list. Frankie Buca.
Texas Deegs.
Yeah, I'm kind of done with him.
You don't like Texas Deegs?
He got his feelings heard about college football
take the other day.
And you can't be a big Barstool fan
to get your feelings heard about college football take.
Don't you get your feelings heard
over college football takes?
I'm Brandon Walker.
I forgot.
I can do what I want.
Pitch one. Yeah, it could have been any of them. It could have been any of them. I forgot I can do what I want sandos
Yeah, could have been any of them it could have been
Yeah, I mean that's actually a good group to have cuz like all of them are equally as guilty and not guilty That's a group that goes across like the there's riders in there. There's Jersey Jerry. Yeah, right
That's an overarching group new do crew. Yeah
The riders
Jeff just saying I killed your whole crew
execution style
He headed him one at a time. That's the shit. I live for
Taking it was so seriously your whole crew is dead. They're like the Sopranos without the stakes or implications
weapons
They're just playing mafia role-playing
It's the fucking best
All right, well we should head out to hit some dingers, so I think we're going live what four o'clock
Head out to hit some dingers, so I think we're going live what at four o'clock
Draft okay great. We got the draft. We're good to go
And then maybe Dana tomorrow. I would love that lovely. Oh, well
Okay
Chief top five chief mook tate. Oh hell Nick yeah, oh yeah Well fuck you dude bottom five chef Donnie whoa
Brandon Walker
mad
Stefan
Annika when we're on bad terms, okay
Brandon Walker off camera is great to be just coming's just coming to the office, old sack of
shit thinks he's too good to respond to people saying good morning to him, grow the fuck
up you ain't Donald Trump.
Did you ignore him?
Like your dick is bigger than everyone's.
Sure you're talented, but you ain't God.
Show some of that southern hospitality when you talk to people around here.
That felt pretty, wow.
Actual woof.
Do you ignore his good mornings?
People want to talk at 8 o'clock in the morning? I'm not ready to talk yet
That is not talking hours for you. Oh
Talking hours start at 930 and he wants to show up here and take his little selfies and work out for four minutes And then be like what's up? I was like I get my head. Not that's it. You're not Donald Trump did
I'm honored to be one
Damn Do you think is there a point where you're too well-liked? No, I think you're getting there
Turning the other way they're like yeah, everyone likes is on Nicky smokes number one co-worker. Yeah
That is you're ahead of the people he's had sex with. You're a juice bag dude.
I feel like an accomplice. You're ahead of the girl he has had sex with a lot.
I feel like his Ghislaine. He's essentially my therapist.
Oh, you're his therapist. Wow. You're his therapist? You talk to him that much?
He'll come into the studio and uh, invent.
See, Nick's a dick too and he still gets on. By far the most genuine dude in the office.
You're fake as fuck
Truly don't know where I'd be without Nick
You know what this makes me feel comfortable and fine
I might ban you from talking to him. I'd like to find out where he would
Can you ban me yes talk to him for a week. Let's see where he ends up
Where he's at it's not a good place
Every month he's just sweating up a school look at everything I've accomplished. Thanks to Nick
This empire I have Monthly, I might be hurting him.
You're falling down everyone else's list.
Oh fuck, dude.
Congrats.
Nate needs to delete that blog.
Or amend it.
Number one.
Number one.
Damn.
Number one.
Fuck.
Like I respect where Brendan is a lot more than I respect where you are.
Absolutely, yeah.
You got there by being like a good, decent man.
Text on to ask him if he knows how to get blog spiked.
Yeah.
He'll give you like the most serious response.
I get so mad. Alright, let's spin the wheel. Go hit some dingers. Yeah, he'll give you like the most serious response
All right, let's spin the wheel go hit some dingers it's an update on malisec before we go. Oh, yeah
Oh, they never started the stream. Oh, they're playing and there's a guy reporting the score in chat But the game got delayed for lightning and then they just never started this so are we up or down?
We're up. Oh, according to mark in the chat, but
It seems to be a massive game per Jake so there's 70
And they just never started it they they delayed the game and then just didn't start the stream
But I guess the game is on I don't know
What is our record? I?
Think I don't think they've lost in this tournament yet
I don't probably don't want the cameras out in the weather they need they have to finish
Who's who's definitely in for the Olympics?
US, Canada?
Nobody's in yet.
No, but what teams, US and Canada are in?
I think they're debating whether they're going to put the Native American players in as their
own country, because that's what they do for Worlds.
So that's three teams already spoken for?
Are we the...
I think that the check is rated, or ranked, like 20 seconds.
Oh, so we're fucked.
But they need...
Jake said this is what we're worried about right now.
They gotta get top seven in this tournament to qualify for Worlds in two years.
Well, I mean, that's still something big to look forward to.
Yeah.
Worlds.
Gives you hope. I don't like what you're doing.
No, man.
That's awesome.
You got your win.
OK, I'm not going to the Olympics.
You get your little fucking rings.
Stay sacred.
Go to Worlds.
Yeah.
Yeah, you'd love Worlds.
Go finish 13th in Worlds.
It'd be so much fun.
Worlds, yeah.
What's the Worlds?
What's the World Games logo? I'm gonna have to get that just the world yeah
It's gotta be a globe right is that it depends on the specific we don't know
Look up the world's I remember in New York State
They had the Empire State games, and they had like a mini Olympics thing going on like the ring still
Yeah, like the rings on part of a bigger logo oh
It's cool cool tat Dan a pan
World lacrosse
Man I'm a world's guy now
Whoa, it's just went out yeah when we don't move around in here though lights go up
Nice all right, let's spin the wheel day with Kate tomorrow, then yeah day with Kate tomorrow
I got the video and maybe Dana nice. Love it. Love it
Saw Dana's been sweating his sweat problem got a lot worse.
Oh, no?
It's like becoming a real problem in his life.
If anyone has solutions for him.
I don't.
Nope.
All right, see you tomorrow.
Thanks, Josh.
Hey, thanks for having me, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. It's a yak. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees pop.
It's a yak.
It's a yak.
Tune into Tate tonight. I'm going to try and rob a hundred home runs.
Alright, love you guys.
See you there.
Bye.