The Yak - Rico Bosco is Looking to Make Some New Friends | The Yak 6-30-23

Episode Date: June 30, 2023

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You tried to chicken out this morning. I heard you. I was looking everywhere for pants and I don't have any pile left. Look at that. It's sad. Wild. Real sad. But you don't have weird legs. No, I just

I don't have hairy legs and people think I shave them. You might. You might shave them. Oh. You might. You might shave them. Definitely thin it out. You insecurity unlocked. Definitely thin it out. You don't trim them? I don't trim them. I just never had hair on my legs.

Challenge. I mean, what do you want to challenge? I don't shave my legs. I don't know why I would shave my legs. I would tell you if I was going to shave my legs. I don't shave my legs. I don't know why I would shave my legs. I would tell you if I was going to shave my legs. I don't shave my legs either. Rico's here. Francis is here.

I missed you guys. How did you get along with Francis? Francis and I, it's tough because it was very weird doing a full week of content with nothing to show for it for months. And then telling people how great it's going to be, which it is going to be great. It is going to be great.

I felt like I was in a black hole because when you're playing golf, you're not on the internet. So I have no idea what happened in the world other than Stephen Che, besmirching Ryan Mallett's name mere hours after he died. Other than that, I don't really know. But Francis and I, I would say we had a really good 24 hours. It was a four-day affair. Yeah, and the first 24 hours was very strong for our friendship. Did I do something to you in the other time? No, no, no. It wasn't bad the other time.

I'm just saying the first 24 hours we spent a lot of time together. It was nice. Did not spend as much time together after that. It's really fun to bond with these guys when you're not on camera and you're traveling. Everyone seems to be a lot more relaxed and can be themselves. And I actually found Dave to be incredibly genial and warm and fun. He was laughing at my jokes. Yeah.

Again, I don't want to say anything. It's impossible, yeah. Did anything go wrong? No. Did he laugh at your jokes on camera? No. Probably not. I don't think I tried any jokes on camera.

That's backwards. I'll just say this, and I don't think this is giving anything away. There was a dinner one night. Yeah. And I was having dinner, and Dave was near me. And Arian Foster was there. And Arian doesn't know me. I don't know if we've ever even met.

And he said, what do you do at barstool and dave goes this should be good and said and said tell him tell him the whole story and then i had to walk arian through my quit my my time at barstool from fake cancer Francis asking the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models out. You can't shirk any of that because Dave is looking at you. Yeah, he's watching you. And I told it as fast as I possibly could. Idle.

Well, right. Starting with idle, then into the fake cancer thing, and then into the models, uh ending ending with my firing and i and i told it and dave was howling with laughter the whole time yeah and i had never told that story in front of dave and to see him laugh at it was one of the most like closure giving happiness inducing moments that i've ever had here no that's nice there's nothing he likes more than when you have to tell your own story but like just to see that he could laugh about it and all this stuff that has tormented me and was such a scary part of my life to to see him

be okay with it was really and he goes yeah i think you told it perfectly yeah no there's um there's something about being on the road with all those people because we've been with each other for so many years that it's very fun doing, like, the dinners and stuff because you just kind of just do story time that gets a lot of, you know, funny memories out. I also had – I shared a moment. It was more than a moment.

It was about six hours with Kirk and Jerry. I'll say this in the nicest way possible. I missed you guys a lot, but if I could trade it all and me, Kirk, and Jerry could just get a house together, I would do it. I don't like that. That hurts my feelings way more than you could ever. Could you imagine how my family must feel?

Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, they probably are really upset that I've said that. Man. Like, I got back home late last night, so I saw my kids this morning, and I was like, you're not Kirk or Jerry. In what ways did you bond with Kirk? We just had a whole, like, airport.

We went to dinner at the airport. It was Raleigh-Durham is a bottom-tier airport. Like, one of the worst. Couldn't find a place. Had to wait in line for, like, you know when you're waiting in line at an airport? Because we had, like, two hours for for our flight we were waiting for 35 minutes and in the smart brain smart part of your brain's like just walk away and go get dinner somewhere else but we were pot committed so we just held it out there's not a lot of so i actually called jerry and said where'd you go eat it's the same place i went the night before. You get the nachos? No.

But there's nothing on that strip when you say walk away. That makes me uncomfortable that you called them asking where we ate. It seems like you're trying to intrude on the bond that we had. Fair enough. Well, I didn't know that the strip had nothing. I was like, it had to be the same spot. Bottom tier airport. But yeah, the whole week was fun.

I thought it was a lot of fun. It was weird being on a golf course for the entirety of the week. We spent a lot of time on a golf course. Yeah, we did. In Hankfield. Yeah, true. I think most airports are bottom tier airports, though. I think we're all spoiled with LaGuardia and how nice it is. Most airports are not as good as LaGuardia is.

No, because LaGuardia has gotten way better. LaGuardia is the best airport in New York. But also, LaGuardia used to suck. Well, LaGuardia's gotten way better. LaGuardia's the best airport in New York. But also, LaGuardia used to suck. Yeah, it was the worst. It was the worst. I went back to Newark recently, and dude, it's... You know more. They don't even have a Hudson News at Newark.

They have like... What is it called? It's like... The BuzzFeed one. No, they don't even have that. It's like things that you need. It's like the name of the store. Oh, yeah.

There's some good airports out there. They have like smoke shop snacks. San Francisco is a beautiful airport. Have you been to the new Terminal A at Newark? No. It's like a top five airport in the country. It's super nice. It's unbelievable.

There's one that's horrific. B or C? Nothing. It's like everything. O'Hare has a ton. O'Hare is big. O'Hare has a ton. Atlanta is a fucking nightmare.

I hate Atlanta. Why don't you guys? Indianapolis is awesome. Just chime in. Why don't you guys... Indianapolis is... Francis, chime in. Why don't you just go to... I love Indianapolis. Why don't you just go to the Centurion Lounge or the Delta Lounge at every airport you're at, and then you're not beholden to whatever spare choices there are?

You know they don't take tips to let you in there? Yeah, I can't... Oh, I'm sure you've done your, hey, I found $100 outside. Did it with Glennie. Tried to grease the guy. He wouldn't do it. I think at Delta now you can pay for a day pass. Yeah, but that's not, to me, that's not the same.

No. I want to grease him and get in. I waited outside of the Iceland lounge. I forget what their lounge is called. But I looked it up. Apparently that's supposed to be one of the nicest lounges in the world. Airport lounges we're talking about? Yeah, I couldn't get it.

Is it the comfort that's appealing or what? The food is free. It's good food. It's better food than you get at the fucking restaurants. Yeah. Hot food, big, big selection, good buffet. I went once with Francis. I brought him in as my plus one.

Where the fuck was I? He was enchanted. How was the masculinity and bravado at this golf event? High. I figured. Very high. Very competitive. Who was the least masculine and who was the most masculine?

Give us some woats. Give us some goats. Give us the whole rundown. We can't spoil like, spoil it. I would say it was the woat. I would say Francis didn't have a great time. I had a tough time. Francis, when we picked up Francis from the airport,

so we drove from Raleigh-Durham to Pinehurst like an hour and a half. It was me, PFT, Hank, and Francis. This is day one. Francis, it was like the first day of camp for him. He was like, I am so excited to do this with you guys. I'm so happy I got invited. Idiot. By day three, he was eating lunch by himself in a golf cart.

All his parents trying to get home. I walked by him, and I was like, oh, my God. I paid $400 to fly out on an earlier flight by myself just so that I could leave sooner. Beating the WOTE when you're with Trent and Borelli seems damn near impossible. I don't just, I don't mean well, I don't mean in terms of like the golf. Me either. Just overall

personalities. I will say the one thing I did learn, and Nick you're going to have to maybe take out a pen and paper you're going to have to change your entire look if you want to become Riggs' best friend. Because Riggs has a type. And it's a 50 to 60-year-old man, white hair, only golf apparel. Okay.

And looks like he just wants a cigar at all times and maybe tells some off-color jokes. Yeah, I'll change my entire ways. He's the mayor of that. Were you at the Riggs cottage? Yeah, so we were at entire ways. He's the mayor of that. What was he? Were you at the Riggs cottage? Yeah, so we were at the Riggs cottage. Did you steal anything? Did you steal anything like this?

They were men like this just walking up to him, being like, it looked like they were old-time friends. The good old boys. Yeah, it was an incredible sight to be seen. His cottage is like, no joke, it's from here to the end of the room, so 10 feet to a U.S. Open course. I keep forgetting this is something he owns.

Owns. And it's that close to like one of the hardest, most iconic courses in America. The greenskeepers stop by his cottage to chat. Like the people that cure the course, that place the pins, set up the bunkers. They just drop in to say like, hey, where do you think we the place the pins set up the bunkers they just drop in to say like hey where do you think we should put the pins tomorrow i'm that's the respect he deserves he's so close he's so close to this course i asked him he at like the twilight hours this is again this is where they're playing the u.s open next year it's one of the nicest courses in america twilight

hours he says he just goes out and plays like a four-hole loop that's like right by his house dead serious what more could riggs want in life what is he he's really happy dude i think he's super super happy i had a like i was really happy for him and uh man he's done an incredible job of creating exactly like his vision board. Are you stealing my thing right now? What? Never mind. It's your thing. Francis is right, though. I consider myself like I'm a very lucky guy. I have the best job in the world.

Foreplay guys have the best job. They blow you out of the water. They blow me out of the water. Quality of life-wise. All they do is get to play golf at the best places in the world. Like, they get everyone's vacation. Obviously, they work hard, too, but everyone's vacation, like every man vacation of, like, going for a week,

like one week a year, go play golf with the boys. Yeah, that's every day. That's their job. The best part is they won't age out of that. Oh, they'll age into it. They're just going to start liking it more. Too good of lives. They'll become even more age- of that. Oh, they'll age into it. They're just going to start liking it more. Too good of lives. It'll become even more age appropriate.

Imagine your house having 13,000 followers on Instagram. Does it? Yeah. I didn't even see that. Holy shit. The Riggs Scottish. Use the profits from the Barstool Classic. Give Riggs that house.

Does that eventually, like people that live in Hawaii, like eventually start to resent it? I don't know man there's like france was there like 10 15 golf courses within 10 minutes of his house there yeah it's like it's it's endless it's dense and he's welcome everywhere he's known everywhere and steven he's got his other place in scottsdale yep so he's got this he's got like this he's got his other place in Scottsdale. Yep. So he's got this, he's got like this. He's got the best life ever. Does he rent that out too?

Or that's like where he lives? I'm not sure, but he splits the year between the two because Scottsdale, you can't live there in the summer. Yeah. That's a guy who has Harvard education to use. Yeah, we went out.

It's very, it's insanely hot. I don't think he booked a tea time in Scottsdale at like two o'clock and the guy like had to stay at the pro, he's like our last teadale at like 2 o'clock, and the guy had to stay at the... He's like, our last tea time is like 11 o'clock. He's like, are you guys idiots? Like, we got off the flight.

They're like, it was like 110. It was insane. But Riggs' house... We went May. Pull up the weather report for Scottsdale, Arizona right now. It went May, you sass. Riggs' house... It's crazy.

I don't think he's going to do it, but if he wanted to, he could rent his house out for the U.S. Open and make more in four days than everyone's can imagine. Yeah. This is from like Airbnb or what? Yeah. It's like Amex.

Yeah, it's like a corporate spot. They stage their clients out of it as like a seating area. Wait, really? Someone just telling us about like a corporate tent? Yeah, I was thinking Airbnb. I didn't know about the clientele. Oh, it's insane. It will be a private place. There's people like this. I didn't know about the clientele. Oh, it's insane. It will be a private client.

I mean, that happens. In Notre Dame, if you have a space, you make enough on your rentals and season tickets to cover you for the rest of the year. Right. This is nuts. This is on steroids. Someone was just telling me about that, how the – what was the tournament in Rochester this year? The GA Championship. Yeah, and how, like, Tiger Woods, you could rent your house to him,

but he would pay like $50,000 to $80,000. Yeah, all those guys. But a lot of people don't want to do it because he makes you take your bed out of the room and he brings his own bed. I love that. Yeah, for cum, probably. Yeah, yeah. That's actually, I would put that in the rider.

Yeah. Tiger can't fuck in my bed. Augusta, Georgia is not a nice town. It's strip malls and fast food chains. But the people that have homes there for two weeks of the year, one week of the year during the Masters, that's their income. They just rent their home out, and then that's it. They're good.

But that's only when they get the Masters once every four or five years. Masters every year. Oh, there? Yeah. Oh, okay. Same space? Every year years. Masters every year. Oh, there? Yeah. Oh, okay. Same space? Every year, same course. Interesting.

He's doing a bit. I was going to say. How would I have known? Well, Rico has these dumb bits that he loves. Like, tune in on Tuesday. He's going to wonder why the stock market stays exactly the same this upcoming Tuesday. So it's funny.

No movement. No movement. So what did I miss? I saw some tweets being like the yak is gone forever. That is ridiculous. Oh, yeah. No, no, it's not. We decided to end the show.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. People were saying that without you, we were like, we were going crazy. What were we even talking about? No I don't think it was me it was more like Brandon left And everyone was like now it's you know Onan Sass aren't moving

I don't know I can give this speech a million times I think I think I've earned enough Uh Trust from the viewers To like trust everything's going to be okay. I'm going to miss you guys so much, but we'll be okay.

We're not leaving Barstool. Right. You guys will be able to come. I already know a week in October that you're going to come to Chicago. The Yak will be okay. This summer's going to suck. It's going to be weird, but everything will be okay. Where's Rome? Hand-wringing online.

Start a vacation. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no. People don't trust us. We introduced a new character, Sparky D.

Sparky D. Sparky D. Sparky D. I saw that. He comes in all the time. Yeah, he's a singer. He came in and sang for us. You have a new, beautiful

song. Sam Martin. Okay. Oh, Alfred doxxed himself. Yeah. And immediately got. Sam's real name's Alfred. Who's Sam?

That's Austin's bitch. Who's. I don't know if I know. Austin is Dave's bitch. I know Austin. He keeps his head down. He's a good guy. Yeah.

I don't think I've met Sam slash Alfred. Oh, and then Pete's. Alfred Sampson or Martin, and he's rearranged his initials to make Sam as his nickname. Interesting. I need to meet this character. We met intern Maddie. Oh, yeah.

What is it? Toots, Pete's, and what was the other thing? Our catchphrases. His catchphrases on a very popular TikTok. KB won five Sporkles in a row. Yeah, he's on a heater. I came in second place, Big Cat. No, he's lying.

I'm not. Yeah, he did. On Wednesday, I came in second place. No, no. Yeah. No, you didn't. No, I did. Oh, the one we threw.

This is a healthy-ass crew for Sporkle. Yeah. Later. Or for anything. Yeah. Now. Later. Or for anything. Yeah. Now. Now. I'm proud of you for finish second. I know. I thought you were going to give I was going to give a big reaction from that.

You guys obviously went through all of Stephen Chay's. Yeah. We didn't spend too much time on it. We did. Chay, has that calmed down at all? Because people were. I was looking. People were mad. A lot of people weremed down at all because people were i was looking people were mad a lot of people were mad a lot of people thought it was a great eulogy so i don't know about that a lot yeah also like everyone that uh it was a lot of came after me saying i was a piece

of shit and stuff i don't want to see any submarine jokes in your timeline i don't want to see a dm from you and like two months ago be like you're autistic like fuck off like a piece of shit and stuff. I don't want to see any submarine jokes in our timeline. I don't want to see a DM from you two months ago be like, you're autistic. Fuck off. A lot of these people are just shitheads too. Yeah, they are. That's a fact. People love to do whenever someone passes away, they love to go immediately to police and Twitter.

I used to do that. Not healthy. It is the worst. Ryan Tannehill's not like a legend on the national team. Oh, jeez. End it there. Time out. Time out.

No, I'm saying, like, I'm, like, people are – nobody was giving, like, props to him being, like, a great – No, no, no. Time out for another reason. You just called him Ryan Tannehill. Oh, okay. Yeah. Time out.

Well, he also – Time out. What? That guy stinks, Ryan Tannehill. He's alive, though. Who's better? Who had a better career, yeah. Time out. What? That guy stinks, Ryan Tannehill. He's alive, though. But who's better? Who had a better career, Mallett or Tannehill? I mean, objectively, it's Tannehill.

Like, he's a starting quarterback right now. Like, nobody's arguing that. Ryan Mallett's passing is extremely sad, and he was more important to me than, like, 98% of people in the country. Right. That's true. Just the 2% that are savvy drafters. I mean, hey. It was. I bring out the best in my guys.

There was a moment when we were at dinner with some high noon clients and Stephen Chase tweet dropped. It was like a wave through the entire restaurant. People being like, did you see this? Did you see this? Like it was slowly trickling. So fucking funny. People were like, oh my God,. People just walk over with their phone. Yeah, I saw it.

In succession when the dude that's behind them tweets that insane tweet. It was exactly like that. Just the murmurs in the whole brewery. Like, oh my God. Get him off stage. What did Chay just do? I fully stand by it. I know.

That's why you're you. I mean, he's an important guy. He's a great player. It was the perfect time to laud your accomplishments. I mean, he was the starting quarterback for my franchise.

Yeah, okay. I could have this conversation with quarterback for my franchise. Like, yeah, okay. This is like day to day. I could have this conversation with Steven for five hours. We could have a script. He wouldn't concede. He should really teach a class on being unfazed, though. I'd take that shit in five seconds. Yeah, it's a brick wall.

He's the Brady to my Belichick. Rico also, we had a moment with Rico on Monday night where we asked him how therapy was going. He's like, I tried it, but my therapist talked too slow. That's not good. That would annoy me. That would be awful. I just was changing. We need a therapist for a therapist. Yeah, he talked too slow.

You need a backup therapist about the therapist. No, no. It wasn't to that level. But he was like, hey, you missed last week. You're coming in this week. I'm like, you know what? We're going to go our separate ways. You talk too slow.

You tell him that? Yeah. I said I'm not getting results either. You got to respect the process. Therapy. It's like dating. You got to find the right person for you. I'm not out.

Yeah, I think it's helping. I think I'm doing okay. I think it's more of like a fast-talking therapist in this area. He also did that other thing, too, where you're like, you know, you're like, I think Big Cat's like still doing this and that. And then he'd be like, you know, I had a cat once. And he would tell a story about himself. I'm like, buddy, we're not.

Go to the session. I only got an hour here. like, buddy, we're not... Go to the session. I only got an hour here. It takes you five minutes to sign on. Come on. I would give anything to get the transcript. Do you think he was testing your patience? Yeah. Which I didn't flip out.

I never motherfucked him. That's progress. Yeah. I can't wait. Oh, he's good. Yeah. He is good. He just talks slow

He just talks too slow Tony I could see myself Coming back I would love to see The transcript of And see the spin Of how Dave and I

Have No no no I just use that As an example Like cat cat I'm just saying But he did do that a lot You're like

He's like I had that problem And then he'd tell A five minute story 20 minute story Like alright what about me Foot in the bill here Sounds like me i had to stop going to my therapist because i couldn't afford her anymore um and uh ever since my life has really gone i didn't think i needed her and it has bad bad sense what does? Really? She's out of network.

But I got a good network. Well. No. He's talking about insurance. Yeah, I got a better network than him. Don't we have? Oh, you. No, I got the seniority, like 10 years.

They give me the higher. I'm in the one with Dave and Dan. You guys have a better health care than we do? Yes. Seniority. Fair enough. Either way, give me the name. I'm not going to say the name of the therapist. No, not now.

Like, eventually. What would that do? I'm in the market. I'm buying. Needs a therapist. He's looking out. I have a damn good therapist, and she's based out of Chicago. Oh.

Okay. I'm not there yet, Sass, but. Well. Are you like gatekeeper? Do you think I'm going like ask about you oh i i thought you were gonna try to tell her to lower her rates for me oh i could do that for you you're a good guy i don't think i don't think she will and she'll feel threatened i wouldn't do that i'm not gonna put somebody in a bad spot all right if you don't want me to use her i'll use assassin

it's not that i don't want you to use it maybe i'll use a sass. It's not that I don't want you to use it. Maybe I don't. I don't know. Anti-recovery. Yeah. Francis, are you anti-mental health? I would think that my admission that I have been seeing a therapist would speak that I am not. Have you had any Hall of Fame sessions, either of you?

Great sessions? Breakthroughs? Feeling like... Yeah, I had one with the first girl. I had to go because it stopped. That was out of network. Whatever, it's a long story. But at the end of the first session, she's kind of like, why are you here? You got to say what you did.

And then the second one, she's like, all right, did you try any of the stuff I did? Therapy or community service? Yeah, is this AA? say what you did. And then the second one, she's like, all right, did you try any of the stuff I did and whatever? Therapy or community service? Yeah, is this AA? Say what you did? Like tips, like I told you to do this. Oh, I'll get to whatever. So then she's like, it's dead silence.

So it's like, I don't know who's going to talk. And she's like, so I saw your video. Oh, no. Damn. Fuck. I was like,. Oh no. Fuck. I was like, oh, okay.

She's like, yeah. So like now I have a little light like as to why you make a joke about it. Nope. Yeah. Now are you comfortable with her knowing like your like internet persona? It's not that hard to find sadly, but she dropped that on you or did you tell her first?

I had to tell her first. Cause like why are you here? Well, yeah a little mandated i had an old man therapist over covid and i like just found him online and i was like you know i'm like really hard on myself and i'm always like like i'm my own worst enemy i'm like the meaner to myself than anyone could be he was like have you tried makeup and dressing up a little bit? Yeah. And I was like, he was like, maybe if you, you know, fixed your look a little bit. And I was like, I guess this is our last.

See you later, buddy. I was like, I guess this is our last time meeting. I'm never going to better myself. Yeah, dudes shouldn't be allowed to. I was like, yeah, I probably should have seen this coming when I picked this guy. He's an old. And he like didn't mean anything. He was like being so, he like meant it so innocently. And I was like, we're not on the same generational.

I think I would want a woman. Yeah? Yeah, like in her 40s maybe. I had a dude therapist when I was really young. And I remember the whole, every time I was there, I was like, I feel like I'm about to get in trouble. I feel like he's going to yell at me. Yeah, I can only do ladies now. I don't, I've never.

But I haven't been to therapy in fucking years. Shit sucks. I can't do anything. Not fun. The only thing, the only reason it was good for me was like if something happened and I wanted to tell someone,

I just would like call and just talk for 30 minutes straight. And they'd be like, all right, see you again. So next time. Yeah. It's just a good way to blow off some steam.

Yeah. I was not, weekly, that's way, way too much. Yeah. I used to do my therapy here. What do you mean?

In these walls. A lot of people do. Yeah. Oh, therapist comes? No. Oh, you do it online?

I was just a phone call. You think we're all in the different rooms doing podcasts, but we're all talking to our therapist. We're all talking to our therapist. I'll be whispering. There'll be people in the rooms next to podcasts, but we're all talking to our therapist.

I'll be whispering. There'll be people in the rooms next to me. They'll be like, I don't know. Yeah, it just made me really upset when they said that to me. And then I'd hear Mincy in the room next to me like, yeah, man, we got a lot going on. He's doing a radio. Yeah. Him talking to his therapist, though.

Weekly spot. He just calls his therapist to brag every week. He's like, everything's going great. I'm still up. No, that's 100% what he would do. Brag to his therapist. It would be a great job to have. You just pick up the phone call, put yourself on mute,

go do your day while Mincy just talks. You just brag to anyone. Yeah, I literally, I remember multiple times hearing Mincy on a phone call. He's never not been on the phone. No, he was on the phone. He would live in those upstairs rooms and just be on the phone 24-7.

Calls and deals. Do you hate people on the phone? Are we at that age, or I guess state now, where being on the phone is a nuisance? You look at someone who's on the phone all the time as a nuisance? No, that doesn't bother me at all. Talking on the phone?

Yeah. The one that doesn't bother me at all. Talking on the phone? Yeah. The one thing that really bothers me is when someone texts saying, you free for a quick call. Oh, yeah. Just call me. Or just text me. Yeah. Already text. Just text, yeah.

We drove down to Philly once, me and Dan. I took like three phone calls. He's like, you're two and a half over your fucking life. Yeah. That's super annoying. In the car with one of the, you can't do that. I't control who fucking calls me all right how often are you on the how many calls per week on the phone a lot more or less than 10 i don't yeah well it depends like so if i get a thing you have problem with anything you're i don't know fucking refrigerator customer

service in order i'm jumping on the phone rather than those live chat things, sending emails. I need to talk to a human. Rico is perpetually doing phone calls to see who has to pick up the birthday cake or the mozzarella. You called to see if they got nachos at the airport. Yeah. Yeah. Nachos.

All right, I'll go there. Yeah, they open at 6. I'll be there. Jerry's a big call guy, too. Yeah, you and Jerry. I can see being big. I call my friends every day. Really?

I talk to my best friend every day. I call. Never call boys. It's like an hour. Yeah. Well, I love that. But it's way better than texting. Yeah.

What do you talk about? Like when it's if someone you want to talk to. Yeah. I don't have one-on-one text convos with my friends. No, neither do I. Oh, me neither. Only to talk shit about the other people in the group chat. Yes. Yeah. I don't have one-on-one text convos with my friends. No, neither do I. Only to talk shit about the other people in the group chat. Yes. Nick

texted me last night and he knew I was in a dark place and he said I was going to call you about it and then I had to call him. Him saying I was going to call you had to tee me up to call him yeah i'm not calling you exactly but you and it was a tease you teased me by the way where

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Take those and go with them. Big cat guarantee. Peach. My God. TJ, you said the chat is spamming about Doug's? Yes. Yeah, so I think he was let go yesterday, and he just announced it today.

Sad. But there's a new NCAA video game coming out next year, so he'll probably be back. Yeah. As soon as I started playing again, that was the first thing I thought of was like, yeah, I guess when I start playing again, he'll be back. Yeah, unless you give this character hair.

Yeah. Oh, it sucks. It sucks. It sucks. I like Doug. He's a good dude. Great story. But I think there's, you know.

He put out a short video that's okay. It's actually very funny. Okay, let's play it for the people. All right, major announcement. Yesterday was my final day at Barstool Sports. That's just, that's how it goes sometimes. I signed an NDA, but I'm not going out like that. I got to tell you guys the truth.

It's all a lie. It's fake. It's Fugazi. Big Cat? Not even that big. Just has a lot of cameras on him. You see him in person, he's ripped. Jerry?

Everybody thinks Jerry is some crazy, wild guy just because he smoked crack cocaine one time for three years. He's almost eight years sober. He's got a hot girlfriend and a cool kid. Isn't that crazy? Frank, everybody thinks Frank is some lunatic that just goes off the rails and lives and dies by every Mets pitch. That one is true. I can attest to that one.

But, you know, that's just how it goes. I appreciate the opportunity that I had. Got a lot of people to thank for that. Shout out COVID. Thank you to Big Cat, Dave Portnoy, Erica, everybody. You know, I don't think I was properly motivated. Everybody who's successful always talks about, you know, everybody who was in their life hated them and told them they'd never amount to anything.

I never had that. Everyone was very supportive of me. Said, hey, listen, put your mind to it. You can do whatever you want. You can be whoever you want to be. And look where that got me. Unemployed, living in New Jersey. This might be the end for Coach Duggs, but it's not the end for me.

That was great. That was good, though. Very sad. Ituggs, but it's not the end for me. That was great. That was good, though. Very sad. It was sad, but funny. It sucks. It sucks. To be brutally honest, it always sucks whenever anyone gets fired here because it is kind of like a big family.

But, yeah, I don't really have much else. I was made aware, but there wasn't any conversation I was part of where it was like, stay or go. Yeah, it sucks. Who do you think is next? Oh, I have the list. No, I think there's just, you know, there's certain times where maybe house cleaning. It's a rolling, man. I do.

I do. I will forever love Doug's And if he ever needs anything I will absolutely help him out Has Frank been aware? I don't know Very curious to see how that goes Frank

Frank Knowing Frank Does he care? Oh okay I don't know I'm sure they're still gonna hang out Constantly Yeah

He could just Frank could just pay him For his cameo money Yeah I don't know. I'm sure they're still going to hang out constantly. Frank could just pay him for his cameo money. Yeah. It'd be funny if every person who ever gets fired just works for another person here. Yeah. In perpetuity. Yeah, it sucks. Oh. That was.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So that's Frank's comment on it. What the fuck is with this smoke from Canada? I mean, can you guys stop these fucking fires? He's deflecting. He's focusing on other things. Yeah, no, it's a bummer.

I don't know what else to say. It's a fucking bummer. Yeah, it sucks. Yeah. You never want to see anyone lose their job. Throughout my tenure, I've seen a lot of people get let go, and they always seem to bounce back better. Yeah.

They seem to be doing better than they were at toward the end of their yes am kb i remember one of the first people who got fired at barcelona was uh this blogger called jack mack no j mack very funny guy who just got duped all the time this now this now sounds like i'm talking about present day But Dave called him and fired him And he was like I'm actually surprised You should have fired me like a year ago I saw him on the train a few years ago He's a chef now

Good dude Speaking of chefs Do you remember in My Barstool Idol The chef The buffet of bits Speaking of chefs, do you remember in My Barstool Idol, the chef? The Buffet of Bits? No. The year I did it, he made tuna melts for Dave.

I vaguely remember this. He's very large, very obese. Okay. And he didn't get hired. That's right. Wait a minute. So I saw him in Dallas a couple months ago. came to my show and he's lost like 250 pounds Holy shit

Looks amazing Good for him He's still cooking He's still cooking? Mm-hmm Good for him Yeah Yeah, people do

I do think Hugs can be a chef Yeah Likes food Good Actually, he doesn't. Yeah. Jerry said he eats like a bitch.

Yeah, that's funny. That can't be. Jerry said it. Jerry said it. I love Jerry so much. He legitimately thought I hit a hole-in-one on Monday when I posted my scorecard. He's like, damn, that's incredible. You hit a hole-in- Monday. When I posted my scorecard. It's like, damn. That's incredible.

You hit a hole in one. You have no video of it? Nope. I'm sorry, dude. Jerry's really wonderful. I spent some time with him. Got to know him a bit. Because we were paired.

Sorry. I'm not even. On Monday you were. I'm not going to talk anymore. No, on Monday you were paired when we were practicing. Saw you guys playing together. Francis is paired with Jerry in the golf video. We'll just stop talking.

I'm not going to talk about it. It doesn't spoil anything. One person will probably be mad. It doesn't spoil anything. The videos will be great, but the first video will be the drafting of teams. So it does not spoil anything. Shouldn't have to wrestle with shit. It's impossible.

Experts win dozen season four. Yeah. That's true. So just shut the fuck up. That's true. You'll watch anyway, you fucking puppets. Oh! Damn.

Hear that? Are you going to drink that Red Bull? What? Are you going to drink that Red Bull? Yeah, I'm drinking it. It got it for me. I know. I got a new guy over here.

Really infuriating, actually. It's good. I'm feeling energized. I was afraid it was going to be too cold. Oh, perfect temperature. I actually had a room temperature one that I threw out. You threw out one? Yeah, I had a couple sips. It was room temperature.

Kind of gross. You don't throw out a sugar-free Red Bull ever. You want an ice-cold one? And I was like, yeah, I'd love one. And he gave it to me. I would love one. Ice-cold? DJ, what's going on in your world? What's the state of the yak?

Are people hand-wringing? Going crazy? What is that? Where did you Are people hand-wringing? Going crazy? Where did you say? Hand-wringing. Nervous? Is that right there? I think people are just realizing that it's real now that the change is about to happen. Yeah, change sucks. We've been talking about it for like a year,

but now it's actually happening. We've been talking about this since the day I got hired. Yeah. I remember everyone was like, yeah, we're moving to Chicago in like three months. It was three and a half. It's been three months for so long. I've had the same conversation every day for three years. I think the moral of the story is with everything with Barstool is it's stupid to be like nothing will change,

but it's okay to say it will still be very good. It will be different. Yeah. It will still be good, and it will probably be better it will still be very good. It just will be different. Yeah. It'll still be good, and it'll probably be better. It'll be different. No, come on, bro. It'll be better. It'll be exactly the same with different people.

Yeah. We don't even know what people are going to be on the show. Yeah. There's guesses of that. There's going to be some new people. Brandon. Yeah. That guy's going to be good on the show.

He really did it by just surprising everyone with his last day out of nowhere. He knew what he was doing. He cried. He did? He did tear up a little. He teared up a little. It's only the 16th time I've seen him cry. Yeah, Chase's song was great.

I saw that. Brandon crying? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He definitely held it back. You're proud of that, right? Yeah. I don't understand why he's crying, though.

I don't know. It's emotional. He's not going to be on the act for three weeks? Dude, change sucks. No matter what, change sucks. I can't even deal with when I have to go on a trip the day before I'm pissed off because the momentary change. Oh, wow. Wow. Ugly cry. Aw. have to go on a trip the day before i'm like pissed off because like the momentary oh wow wow

ugly cry oh i don't remember being that dramatic me neither well i will i will say this we will we're already in the works and we will figure out a you know's going to be a weird month and a half because I'm moving in July, like late July, and I have Grit Week. There will be some shows here, and then we're going to figure out like a big last week of shows that we can all do together.

So you have that. And then everyone can cry then. We'll get drunk and we'll cry. I'm not going to cry. Case race. You have like a going away party set up or anything? No. We'll get drunk and we'll cry. I'm not going to cry. Case race. You have like a going away party set up or anything? No, I know you're trying to get me. DJ, pull it up. Nico said this to me the other day.

He's like, you want to do a going away party? Like, you don't even have to show up. But like, let me just sell tickets to it. DJ, pull it up. Oh, there it is. Oh, you just need your approval. I blocked out the date and time. See ya.

But I'm not going to go. No, Dan, you're going. I'm telling everyone right now I'm not going, but this will be my goodbye party. You're going to hire a lookalike. I likened it to when Turtle does the thing with Vince and just goes to collect the envelope at the end at the door. You have my permission to do this, but I want it clear Big cat will not be present and i also put some guests possibly whatever you want to do but it has to say i'm not going to be there george kittle that's fine i'm just going to start your guys brooks kapka that's fine but say all won't be there

what about may just put uh or may not attend why don't you just put talent that will not attend and then just list everyone okay and you can really really find yeah obama like everyone's gonna be there not be there all right i bet obama would go he's on yeah yeah public ass probably would be a nice day he's got a podcast right he's got work on remember him and springsteen have a podcast? That's the dumbest podcast ever. Springsteen and Barack Obama. All right, guys, we're going to talk about Ship Station. Just Barack Obama. Yeah. Credit to all the celebrities that were able to just cash huge checks.

Every celebrity pretty much has a podcast. I'm going to do a podcast. Then three episodes in, they're like, well, those were all my stories. Yeah, but a lot of them go in are just instantly better than what we're doing. Clemmer did the same thing. He just didn't get a lot of money for it. That's true. Held on his podcast. Wait, he bailed on it?

No, he's still doing it. He got COVID. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when Clemmer did. He's seen a movie for a year. Yeah, that was an all time. Yeah, what was his thing? He was's a movie for a year. Yeah, that was an all-time. Yeah, what was his thing? He was going to go to a theater near me.

Yeah, different movie every single day at a theater every single day. 36 days. Yeah, and then he got COVID and he went to Sonic 2 and probably gave COVID to all the kids. Yeah, there's blood on it. There's child blood. Yeah, and then he stopped. So wait, the premise, he was going to go to the movie theater every day?

Every single day. He managed to do it 36 days? 36 days. That's way longer than I thought. Wouldn't he run out of movies to see? No, because they do re-shows. It's like Art House places. Not that impressive. There's also something that changed

is Brandon's no longer on the Recrutchables. Right. So he's ditched that. Yes. Which I think is foolish. That was one of your favorite podcasts It was Yeah, I'm going to hop on it in two weeks I'm probably going to cry Because my career will be over forever Yeah

You're not crying because you're going to miss us It does suck, everyone's leaving New York All my friends, gone That's not true. You trying to make some new friends? It's too late. Nah. All my friends are leaving too, so now I look at it as like,

I'm probably just going to get really into Minecraft. Like the last ones paired up at the dance. I hope and I think that you and Rowan will come out to Chicago, not obviously not be foolish and be like, we'll see you every week. But like, yeah, a few times, maybe once a month is not like crazy. If Pat Bev. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to have to go out there.

Get more shows out in Chicago. Yeah. That's what I told him. I was like, just start selling shows in Chicago. Just come out. Stay with me. I think we're going to get an apartment out there yeah i heard for talent yeah which would be that'll be clean uh we'll have a clean well stew does get to use it

once a week a little trap house be good to know that i'm the week after who who is the person you would least want to follow? Stu. Stu. Yeah, Stu. In that apartment. Like that scene when Margot Robbie goes back to her apartment in The Wolf of Wall Street and there's a gay orgy happening in it. You walk in after Stu's been there, there's just a hundred bagels. And like 16 roaches.

The joints, not the actual animal. And he's just like a cum towel. Oh. Oh, man. Yeah, there's 100 bagels, 14 pizzas, and 3 pounds of hash browns. All out on the kitchen counter. Yeah, I saw a clip from him on KFC radio where he said something about what he learned in, I think it was Binge Eaters Anonymous.

Yeah, he was in that for a while. I had no idea that there was an AA for binge eaters. And Stu is at the top of the list. It's like an eating disorder, right? Yeah, I mean, the man orders, when we've gone over there, like, he will order food for, like, hundreds of people, and it will be, like, six six of us what do you think that is like a fear of running out no it's some of it is just kind of like uh your situation like my dad

does he doesn't eat my dad's not massively obese but he worked in a place where they didn't go around and go what do you want for breakfast yeah they'd go all right eight guys uh 14 bacon egg and cheeses yeah it's like like they worked in a speed thing. So let's do a little bit of that. My mom makes fun of it all the time. She's like, you order like Fred Flintstone. Yeah. No, like, all right, three guys.

All right, we get four pies. Like, well, it's just an over-order thing with speed. And then you get accustomed to it, and then you start to do it in your everyday life. And then before you know it, you're just doing it forever. I love over overordering. Yeah, I do. I get peace of mind from variety. I have really bad menu FOMO that I'm going to miss something on the menu

that was like a must-have thing, and I will therefore order too many things. And I also have no problem with leftovers. You'll bring it home. I like the leftover part. But I'm going to say we did it when we went out there on Monday night. I just I hit every every single appetizer. And the woman sauce, the waitress was like, this guy's a sucker. Ordered like maybe 10 things for seven of us.

And she's like, what about the cheese plate? I was like, oh, what do you think? She's like, yeah, I think you need the cheese plate. I was the cheese plate i was like oh what do you think she's like yeah i think you need the cheese plate i was the fucking plate no one touched it yeah she knew she was like i can just reuse this cheese i got this guy i think too like the area he lives in lends itself to delivery meal like it's so it's like a food mecca yeah really long island the all the hoagie shops yeah it was in long island was in Long Island yeah but he lived in Jersey there's like so many good places there

so much good stuff I don't think he's ever moved from the town he lives in it's like a Long Island thing though right he's old school too stay in your town

I like that too like you have the big spread you know what I mean you go to a family party and it's like they roll out I don't know

fucking three pieces of chicken cut you're like this is it? Have you done any cooking videos lately? I have not. He hasn't been mad at all. You haven't been angry enough. Get one going.

Yeah, I've been in good spirits. I got one up my sleeve. We watched Snickers again. Snickers pie. I got another dessert. Have you ever seen the angry Snickers pie video? Oh, my God. It's amazing.

It's like someone on death row cooks their own meal. It was during the heat when you were getting shit on a lot, were you not? It was Thanksgiving. It was right before the Christmas one's worse. Okay. Oh, yeah, the Christmas one. That was full-blown chaos. The Thanksgiving was right before I strangled Jay Snow.

There it is. Okay. And right before the Cyber Monday thing, I got roped into that. So this was right before my true mental demise. These are your ingredients. Take four cups Snickers ice cream. Add ice cream to a big bowl. Big bowl.

Take two cups Cool Whip. Add Cool Whip to said bowl. This is the hardest and most strenuous part. Mix ice cream and Cool Whip together. Mix well until it essentially turns into one combination similar to a frozen yogurt. Put a base layer on your graham cracker crust. So angry. Spread evenly for a base layer.

Set the base layer in the freezer. Nobody forced you to do this. While the base layer is in the freezer, chop forced you to do this. All the base layers in the freezer. It's the exact opposite of all the cooking videos. Chop five or six snack-sized Snickers. It's art. Add Snickers pieces to the base. Then add remaining mixture to the top layer. Spread top layer evenly.

Put in the freezer to set. It looks fucking good. Unreal. fucking good. Unreal. Snickers, fun size, for crumbles on top. Sprinkle Snickers crumbles on top. That sentence has never been said in that. It's never in that test. And chocolate syrup.

Fun size for crumbles on top. Let it freeze for as long as possible. After you cut slices, be sure to put it back in the freezer. It is ice cream based. It'll melt fast. So I don't, like I watch these cooking videos. What was the other one?

Oh, the pizza bowl. Christmas. Oh yeah. That one's better. That one's better. So like I'm not, I watch these cooking videos and it's like these

fiery personalities and like they're joking and dancing. I couldn't do that. So I just was like, alright, I want to be instructional. It wasn't being really depressed. It was more instructional. Now the Christmas one is full-blown depressed.

This one's nuts. Look at that polo. The polo slaps. It's got Dancing Santa's on it. You can't play the music, right, TJ? Oh, man. He's so funny. He's crazy.

There's like Christmas music. That little fucking piece of dough is just me and Dave's head. He's just like, smash them together. There's like Italian music in the background of this. These things are the best. They look fucking good. The best. What are you sprinkling there?

Is that Italian seasoning? Cook them until they're golden brown. They start coming out the side. Oh, it's fucking unbelievable. Man, those look good. They're unreal. I'm a little Christmas-ish for this song. Oh, fuck.

We need another one Rico You need to get back in the lab Just depressed cooking with Rico Bosco In good spirits though Yeah you've been in very good spirits How was your trip back? Did you get delayed? Uh yeah big time

I had to go to DC and then got through there Crazy Hey Big Cat Today is the Yeah, big time. I had to go to D.C. and then got through there. Crazy. Hey, Big Cat. Yeah. Today is the four-year anniversary of my firing from Barstool. No way. Damn, right before Fourth of July?

It's the Friday before the Fourth of July. Are you cooking something up? I wrote a blog, but I need to add a couple touches. And then, yeah. This was always a weird week in Barstool history. Always was like right before Dave went away for the summer. And he would just like scorch. He'd take like a fucking scorch earth just across everything. Yeah, I remember the first year I was here when he came back.

And everyone was like, you're going to be, he's going to yell at you. Didn't even look at me for two years after that. But yeah, he hasn't really, I mean, I guess he moved, so that hasn't happened since. Tuesday of this week was the Dunkin' Awards. Oh! I still have not been able to step foot into a Dunkin' Donuts. You know, I don't think I've ever said this, but I was very lucky

because I don't know what would have happened if I had gone. So it was like a day or two after my son was born. Yeah. And so I didn't go to the Dunkin' Awards. I probably wouldn't have dressed up. It could have changed. It would have helped us. Yeah, it would have changed the trajectory of life. You didn't go to the Duncan Awards, I probably wouldn't have dressed up. It could have changed. It would have helped us.

Yeah, it would have changed the trajectory of life. You didn't dress up. I wore like a black polo. I wore a black t-shirt. Yeah. It would have been interesting to see what his tone would have been if I had not dressed up as well. Chaps and I were in North Carolina filming a promo for Rough and Rowdy or something,

and I remember us sitting in the car glued to Barstool Radio listening to the fallout, and we were like, thank God we were doing something else that we got out of it too. Didn't Chef T. Lowe say that someone snitched on him? He hinted at that recently. I think someone told him that it didn't matter what he wore.

Or someone was talking about it that someone said it didn't matter what they wore, and then they showed up. I think we were him that it didn't matter what he wore. Or someone was talking about it, that someone said it didn't matter what they wore, and then they showed up. I think we were totally under that impression, that it didn't matter what we wore. Yeah, we were told it was fine. Damn. And I also took some edibles on the bus there.

Yeah. And they were fully set in as he started his... Roast. ...indictment of me. So you got fired and then everybody had that? No, no, no. Today, four years ago. And then that week off, everybody was having fun.

Were you able to? I was going on my first vacation in two years. And he's also meeting his now wife's parents. On Friday, I got fired on the train. That's right. I remember you told me that. Meet my girlfriend at the time, now wife's parents for the first time. Did you tell them? I had to.

I remember. They were at the dinner table with like seven of them. Her grandmother, the whole family was there. First time you met all of them. I had to come in and I had to let them know that I'd just been fired moments earlier. It was the crossover because I remember checking in with you. That's worse than getting fired. What did they say?

They were super cool. Yeah. They were super supportive. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Edibles, there he is. I remember checking in on you when you were on the train down. And I was like, how you doing? Because I think I was not in the office when this all went down,

and you were like, yeah, I'm good. I'm about to go meet my girlfriend's family. And you had the bad part was, well, there was a lot of bad parts, but whenever it crosses over, like I always am nervous. Like my parents don't give a shit about pretty much anything. But when it crossed over to like the Washington Post, the New York Times, and you're like, oh, they're probably going to see this. Yeah. Yeah.

And when that crossed over, I was like, oh, Francis, this is bad. It's bad. And I had to draft a PR statement in the Uber from the train station to my wife's house, which was all back windy roads. And I had to get it up so fast that I couldn't stop. And it made me so car sick that I had to ask him to pull over so I could throw up. And I mean, it was that and also just being so like scared and fucking fucked up. I would have rather done like one day of the Revolutionary War. Yeah. Oh, for sure.

And then I didn't eat for two, two and a half, three days. I just couldn't eat. Yeah, but four years later and you're back here. Yeah. I remember. Things are going great. I have the same feeling right now that I did four years ago. What? Yeah, that's trauma, dude. You got to let go of that. Yeah. I remember. Things are going great. I have the same feeling right now that I did four years ago. What?

That's trauma, dude. You got to let go of that. Yeah. Same feeling. Oh, man. That was wild. I remember YP dressed up like a wolverine and got away with it because that was like a snake. Smitty wore a shirt that just, it was just the clown shirt of Goodell.

They both like. Oh, that was a smart play by him. It's fine. Came in the next day and like air jacked off on all of them. Oh, that's a power move. Best still scenes ever. It is. Had like 1.7 million views.

Jesus. That one? Yeah. Wow. Bella Danger was in the office that week for the first time. It was like the fifth biggest thing that happened that week. Because that was the week that they fought on radio that week too right that'll help abella danger she's got good recipes as well chef versus chef on radio was that week wow oh donnie that was sean latham that's a good one

remember the genesis that was i was at the genesis of that too yeah but you were a part of it oh yeah me for set for like apologizing that my stand-up special hadn't garnered more subscriptions to barcelona he kind of got a big w at me for that and i didn't understand it and rented the p was there a piano that was rented i vaguely remember being like gave gave me shit for that He'd be like we rented a fucking piano And it's like well you could have said no And I wouldn't have said anything I didn't have any agency Over how that went

Oh man Hey we don't have the budget for it Okay I'll play on my keyboard Whatever But yeah that Sean Latham thing He was coming at me And I was just there like okay and then Chef Donnie came in and was like I've got something to say oh what and they started screaming at each other what a sequence it was it was in this room back when they were like

yeah tables or yeah we had just moved in like a month and a half before. Man, what a week. It was a nightmare. See, Rico? Other people have been in your shoes. I totally get that now. You didn't before. No.

I'm happy you're back, Francis. I appreciate that. We had a great time. That 24 hours. That was nice hours nice went to the driving range together just the two of us and we went to the range and Big Cat was like oh that's a good idea I could use some range time and I think he hit

seven balls yeah and then went and sat in the shade yeah the thing about me is I'm not good right then you have such a fucking strong, like, build. Thank you. Go on. I feel like if you ever took a lesson or learned what to do, you would really get wind of the

ball. Because even when you fuck around. But every time I go out and golf, I'm like, all right, this is going to be good. This is going to be good. And then, like, five shots in, I'm like, oh, yeah, I suck. No wonder I can't do anything and this sucks. You enjoy it, right? No, I don't. Oh, really? No, because I suck.

Who wants to do something they suck at? A lot of people. A lot of people. A lot of people love making that their whole career. That's true. I don't know. If I was you, I would play an outing. You have a lot of friends. You have a lot of accessibility to things.

I would just play in outings because they only use in. You want to know something? Yeah. No, I'm going to say something that you're going to make you maybe pretty happy. You around this upcoming week? Yeah. I talked to Jerry last night. Maybe me, you and Jerry go play.

Okay. What do you think about that? I would love that. That would be nice, wouldn't it? Yeah. Because I have a couple days where my kids are at camp and we're not working. It's a long way from Nick.

We're not there yet, Nick. That was a... It was a long way from December when I said, you know, you don't invite me to do anything. You don't hang... And he said,

you're a miserable fuck. Why would I ever want to have one more second with you when I don't have to? I mean, that is. Now, listen. We're like 2% back. Yeah.

Two tenths away. That's a long way. But you also agree that I was right in December. A thousand percent. You're an energy vampire. That's why. Yeah, 100%. You're back.

Getting that means a lot. Yes, we're going to golf. I like Brandon. I thought you were going to say there's a long way for me saying we're going to golf and us actually golfing because that is a long way. A thousand percent. There's a lot of chances. There's many days in between right now and next week that I can cancel. I'll be anxiously waiting.

Yeah. I get it. Rico hits it. Yeah. It's pretty good. You took a couple swings. You hit some good ones. Yeah, I like it.

That's what I'm saying. I just think it's a great. You took a couple swings. You hit some good ones. That's what I'm saying. I just think it's the only thing really you can do now, sporting-wise, and still compete. A person like you with money and connections, I would just want to go to outings and fuck around with the boys. You're an all-time vibe. I don't know.

I'm surprised you don't want to do that. Time. Time. Like you said, it's five hours away from being away from everything. You have to put your phone away. It's like, I don't know. It's an escape. It's a lot of fun. Nick and KB are golfers now.

Yeah. Yeah. How was that? I missed the day after. So where are you guys at with World of T-Shirts? We're not on speaking terms. Oh, no. They're not bad.

They were. He didn't really register us. people, but it went well. And we didn't even golf. I think I swung the club three times in three hours. Okay. He's an odd cat, huh? Was it fun being around him? Yeah, for the most part.

He was what we expected. He was more respectful than I think Yeah Than I thought he would be Then he got boarded Like towards hole three And wanted to drink Yeah so he left Oh he left? Yeah

Went to go to Rudy's bar He said Do you want to do a fourth hole maybe? And he was like No I kind of want to go off with him You should Yeah you guys

Three holes is perfect I met the commissioner of your basketball league. I don't even know what that means. That you're in. Commissioner? Yeah. You mean the guy who created it? Yeah.

Who? I don't want to say his name here, but I... Jonathan? Yeah. Oh, where'd you meet him? I was getting a piano massage, and he was at the place. You were getting a what? A piano massage.

One of the most baffling things I've ever seen. What is this? What? You got a piano massage. I'm very confused on all this now. Lay down exactly what you're thinking is what it is. What basketball? Not a special piano.

Every piano vibrates a little bit when you hit the keys and he laid on one and got a massage. The guy picks you out of the audience, and he reads your aura. You lay on his piano, and he gives you a piano massage. Wait, why was John there? I don't know. He bought me a beer. Did he recognize you? No.

He was like, I was there alone. He was like, what do you do? You're like Barstool Sports. This is just a bar where the piano players come on up. He's doing this on purpose. This is what he does. No, we have video evidence. Piano massage bar, and there's elves at the door.

It's shocking. There are elves at the door. What the fuck is going on right now? Play the video. What is this? Nothing crazy. It's a piano massage bar. Very simple.

You lay on a piano. he typically does them in Washington. What's there not to get? Wait, it wasn't an event? No. It was outside. He typically does them in Washington Square Park. He's a homeless man. This bar, it's not open yet.

They don't even have their liquor license. No, not that. Not quite. Similar, but not quite. Similar, but not quite. Similar, but not quite. What the fuck? What is happening right now? This one was a lot less high-tech than that.

I've never heard this in my entire life. Aaron, I just dropped you. Me getting a piano massage. You drop it to the group chat? I'm trying. It's too big to send. I'm trying to figure out what league he's in. I can't even see it now.

I don't want to play with him. I saw the... You're what league he's in. I saw the you're just laying on a piano. This piano? Well, yeah. I met the guy. He was like, yeah, ask him about me. We play basketball together. He's got a good shot. He's a very good guy. And this is the guy

giving the massage? No, no, that's a homeless guy giving the massage. Is he getting a massage? He got pulled up there. Wow. We can't play the video? I, no, that's a homeless guy giving a massage. Is he getting a massage? He got pulled up there. Wow. We can't play the video? I think I have, but I accepted, but I now can't find it. Let me send it to you.

TJ, can I airdrop it to you? Interesting. Let me turn my Wi-Fi on. My airdrop name is Doug Dimmadome. Wait, airdrop it again to me. Did you see, by the way, we had your tight end on the show today? Patyer muth how was he

he was good he had a moment that was not great he couldn't figure out the standard as a standard oh really yeah the tomlin quote yeah he just he was lost in the standard oh i didn't listen what did he find the clip tj i think I tweeted the clip or put it on Instagram, but he got very lost in the stand. Are tight ends the best interview out of ballplayers? Yeah, rank the positions. Quarterbacks, probably. They got to keep their image too clean.

They do, but they at least see everything. We were talking about that a little bit today. It seems like tight end is the one where it has to be the fun guy position. Yeah. It's like the superlatives of each position. Who's the most dramatic? They're going to have somebody down the road. Yeah, tight end's probably – you're probably right.

Offensive linemen, you've got to have at least one on every line. That's super fun. Yes, I'd agree with that because it just sucks. Wide receivers are drama queens. Yeah. What do you mean by that? You know what I mean by that. Span on it. Like name are drama queens. Yeah. What do you mean by that? You know what I mean by that. Span on it.

Like name some drama queen wide receivers. Hell no. And betray my brothers? Name some drama queens. You don't think Julian Edelman's

a drama queen, right? Antonio Brown is a drama queen. And neither is Wes Welker. Supercup. Braxton Berrios not a drama queen. OBJ.

Oh. And Dixon on the plane. Would that be a drama queen? Sure. Okay. Chad Ochocinco drama queen. OBJ. Oh. It's on the plane. Would that be a drama queen? Sure. Okay. Chad Ochocinco. Yep. Terrell Owens.

Joey Galloway. Brandon Marshall never made the playoffs. Yeah. Really? He dropped that on me today. That's crazy. Yeah. Good player.

Guys, I'm not going to lie. I'm just jonesing for some Sporkle right now. Yeah. Play the Pat Farmer thing. We'll play some Sporkle. Spin the wheel. Play the Pat Farmer thing. We'll play some Sporkle. We'll spin the wheel. That's my brother's favorite clip on SportsCenter. Brandon Marshall, like, running the route and then just lowering his hands and purposely

not catching it. Oh, in the pajamas? Fucking loves it. I like Nate Robinson running in Shaq shoes. Oh. One. Yeah. Oh, let me do the ad.

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Yeah. Which is weird. Actually, now that you say it, that was a Coach Franklin quote, too. The standard is the standard. But we never really knew what the standard was. It's the standard. It's the standard. What is the standard?

It's the standard. It sounds like you didn't go to school. You missed that. I don't know. That confuses me sometimes. I know what it means, but I'm confused. It sounds like you don't know what it means. Yeah, because it's the standard.

The standard is the standard. What's the standard? It's the standard. This is easy stuff, Pat. It couldn't be more. Yeah, you're right. It what it means. Yeah, because it's the standard. The standard is the standard. What's the standard? It's the standard. This is easy stuff, Pat. It couldn't be more. Yeah, you're right. It's the standard. Yeah, right.

The standard is the standard. What would you say the standard is? The Pittsburgh way, I guess. No. I don't know. I don't like when you guys team up and shit. What's he supposed to do? No, he's a great dude.

When that's happening in real time, are you just like, this is going to be. Yeah. Yeah. Well, also, because he's right. like, this is going to be. Yeah. Yeah. Well, also because he's right. No, but he is. There is no definition of the standard. It's the dumbest football saying. So he's actually the right one.

Ceiling is the floor. He just played dumber than him. What was MJ's? The ceiling is the floor? Yeah. The roof is the ceiling. The roof is the ceiling. Wait, that's what he said?

Oh, there's me. The ceiling is the roof. Wait, how did you get into this little room with this man? It's just, I walked by. I heard some Chopin. I decided to hop in for a beer. Jesus. So this is a...

And there I am. I had my eyes closed. I'm laying on his, like, dirty jacket. He said there's the elf. What is that? They're tall elves. That is a bar. jacket. He said there's the elf. They're tall elves. That is a bar. It doesn't look like a bar. No, it's not open yet. Everybody's just watching.

What is happening right now? I believe that tall man on the right in the back is the guy you're with. And he just happened to be in this closed bar. You can probably feel that in your plums, right? I can't believe that. That's got to be a good cure to constipation.

If they play a low enough note, it just gets everything moving. Yeah, but you feel all of it. It's a 3D experience. What's interesting about you, Nick, is if the door was open in this place and I saw piano massages going on and people watching, I would run the other way. You embrace it. Isn't that what deaf

motherfuckers, that's how they vibe? Yeah, dude. They can do the vibrations. Deaf motherfuckers literally vibe. At the deaf school's proms, they still go because they can hear the feel the vibrations. Fourth of July must be fucking

insane for those guys. The colors and the fucking vibrations. They're like, they're adult humans. I don't know, man. I don't really feel the explosion of the fireworks. Yeah, but their senses are sharper than ours. You know, there's a deaf American gladiator named Siren. No.

Yeah, that was kind of mean of them to do that. You know who goes fucking nuts on Fourth of July? The dogs. Yeah. Yeah, it's annoying. The deaf. And the deaf. The deaf. The deaf, yeah.

I just... I got to put the firework jacket on my deaf homie. Was that a dog or was that my deaf boy? Holy smokes. Nasty work. Nasty work. Oh, he's sad. Loose. Holy smokes. Nasty work. Nasty work. Well, they can't hear it. Just like 10 deaf dudes at the beach.

What the hell did I just stumble upon? Deaf watching fireworks again. Call a deaf dog. I don't like this game dumbass they'll ooh and ah at everything though that's where you draw the line deaf dog

you have to your impressions oh no I uh I love the deaf community they know that yeah my buddy's deaf mom

his uh her doorbell was a strobe light sick oh that is smart i told you they like the lights oh yeah that's bad yeah my sister would call her on the phone all the time i don't know what they had some tech what she would talk and his friend's mom got my sister into uh the deaf community yeah she taught it sign language i took some classes and they would talk on the friend's mom got my sister into the deaf community. Yeah, she taught sign language. I took some classes. And they would talk on the phone all the time.

Sign language sucks. Somehow. She was the best speed walker in the city. She would walk everywhere. Buddy's roommate in college was deaf or hard of hearing, and they had to specially outfit his bed for fire alarms in case there was a fire, and obviously he wouldn't hear it while he was asleep,

so they had to create this, like, shaking system. So he's, like, on a ride from Universal. Yeah. I guess, and it also had to... He was, like, on the Jurassic Park ride. He had, like, the... Like, spritzes you and shit. Yeah, like the strobe lights lights and the whole bed would shake.

And our fire system was very sensitive. And anytime spiders crawled across it, it would go off. Jesus. Like every other week, my buddy would wake up in the middle of the night with the bed next. Because they were small rooms. And the guy's bed would just be shaking. I would have like PTSD of going to bed. I wouldn't want to get in my bed after a while.

Is it going to go off tonight? That's way worse, especially because in college dorms, the fire alarm goes off every night. All the time. It'll be at like four in the morning because some kid was smoking a joint in his room. Jesus. And you go to like a low budget.

Where'd you go? What's their state? Where'd you go to college? Low budget school. Rico. You could tell us. state did you go to college low budget school rico you could tell us where'd you go i don't know everything about you did you see jfk's uh that was did you see that today what if k's uh essay to get into harvard i didn't you find it tj it is so funny did he just write his name? Because that's all he needed. Yes. That is literally it. Not much more than that. Wait, really?

Yes. It was so fucking funny. I would like to go here because I heard it's a good school. Yeah. And my father went here. Yeah. He's like, I don't know how it was back then. Look at this.

There's literally three sentences long. I'll read it. The reasons that I have for wishing to go to Harvard are several. I feel that Harvard can give me a better background and a better liberal education than any other university. I've always wanted to go there, as I felt that it is not just another college, but is a university with something definite to offer.

Then, too, I would like to go to the same college as my father. To be a Harvard man is an enviable distinction and one that I sincerely hope I shall attain. I love that. That's his full essay. I don't see anything wrong with that. Yeah, and he wrote a little picture of him. Is that the whole essay?

That's the whole essay. That's the whole thing. Nuts and bolts, dude. It's incredible. So this was back when Harvard was single-sex, and it was men. It was all men. And the fight song to this day at Harvard

is 10,000 Men of Harvard. It only went co-ed because they had a sister college radcliffe and i don't think they went co-ed until maybe the 60s or the 70s that's great that's a total dude's rock move you know that kennedy i think after harvard he went into the military yeah and was fought in the pacific yeah and was on the pt 109 boats. Yeah. Do you know the story of his heroism? No. No. Truly unbelievable war hero.

Really? Yeah. Their boat got shelled. They went into the water. Yeah, the shark infested water. What's that? JFK. JFK.

His older brother died fighting in Europe. Is that right? Yeah, i think he was a pilot i believe it i think he was going to be the one who was going to be president he was like the who's the one who's the scumbag who let the girl drown uh teddy teddy uh but kennedy jfk their boat they're all the whole crew's in the water, and one of his crewmates had gotten injured and couldn't swim. And so he tied the life vests together to create aam like a mile into shore with the rest of the crew. That's a Harvard man. And then they were all stranded on this unknown beach in the Pacific.

And each night Kennedy would swim out into the channel to try to hail a passing American ship. But he did it like two or three nights in a row, and he went out a long, long way. And no luck. And finally, you know, he sent someone. They found like a local paddling a canoe, and they went with him. He knew where the radio outpost was for them to get a signal out to the Americans.

And they wrote on a husk of a coconut, like SOS American. You know, this is our latitude or something. And they signaled that out and got rescued. And that husk, Kennedy kept with him on his desk at the Oval Office for his presidency. He lived happily ever after. I think he won. He went to Dallas, Texas.

Crazy. He decided that was sunny enough to pop the top. Bullet point on your biography. He had a little thing on the side too, right, JFK? A lot of things. Yeah. He earned it at that point. I know. He had a little thing on the side too, right, JFK? A lot of things. Oh, yeah. He earned it at that point, I think.

He was piping, allegedly, like two or three women a day. Marilyn Monroe. But it's like, it goes beyond, I mean,

he was so thirsty. His regenerative ability, I just can't even fathom. Dad makes fun of now, everybody tries to be like JFK, they do this thing when they speak. They do the thumb.

I can call them. America, I've got your nose. What are you going to do now? Yeah, they do this little thing. Vote for me and I'll give it back. Iowa, I have your nose. Secure my vote. New Hampshire, I have your nose. Pulls a quarter from behind his ear

He's like look at this Delaware I just text him Send me a picture of the Kennedy thing With the hands He says it every time When they do the speech They like They like treat him like a god

Try to do that Did you guys talk about RFK's push-ups? They sucked. Yeah, we did. It's the end of a set. That sucked. Yeah, I love the bros in the mentions being like,

dude, he was doing chest all day. Look at that. What makes you get to a point where you're like defending a political person for being like, yo, he clearly was like maxing out on bench. Yeah. Good thing the dudes that defend him don't vote. Yeah.

That's true. What do you think like the next, I still use this phrase, like if a family's well-to-do in the neighborhood, like, oh, they're like the Kennedys. What do you think's the next family? Because the Kennedys' time is kind of- The D'Amelios. Kardashians. Yeah.

The Kardashians. Baby girl. Yeah? A hundred percent. next family because the kennedys time is kind of jubileus kardashians yeah the kardashians baby yeah hundred percent like i mean i know you're right but they were kind of respected you think the kardashians respected yes people already say like oh they're like the kardashians i've heard that a lot called keeping up with the kardashians yeah you think that has the same connotation as when i say oh they're like the Kennedys? Yeah. Better. It's a little different. It's this generation's version of American royalty. Yeah.

We'll have a Kardashian president. Yeah. That's definite. It would be a long time from now, though. Yeah, but still, it's going to happen. Northwest. Northwest. Or I guess that's a West.

That counts. It still is technically a Kardashian. As long as we keep our president's mail, I'm all in. Sorry, King. Reed, brother. Fist pumping. Where's my red hat? Don't give them the nuclear codes when they're on their period. Oh.

Oh. Should we spin the wheel? And then we play some Sporkle? Yeah, let's play a lot of Sporkle. Let's play Sporkle until the fucking sun goes down. I got nothing but time. Yeah, dude, I meant to mention that when you walked in that's a fucking great piece oh yeah I know but I got it

and dude it's so short so I had to wear a shirt under it because it's like a fucking tank top that was the style then like things only got wider it's wide and not long I picture like Josh Hartnett remember him?

remember the style was like the shorter shirts with the long sleeve underneath with like Josh Hartnett. Remember him? Remember the style with the shorter shirts with the long sleeve underneath with the longer underneath? That was very cool. When I was in high school, it was cool to have your white undershirt peeking out from the under. Sure was. I thought it was really cool. He used to do two t-shirts and roll the sleeve like he'd do red

and roll it. It was fucking sick. One time to a dance, I wore two polos and popped both collars. I never had the balls to do. I never could do the double polo. Popped collar was actually the peak of fashion. It looks good. It didn't. It did. Sure did. It looks good.

Sure did. Popped that collar. It looked good. It made you look, like, stronger. Kept the winds of poverty off your neck. My wife was making fun of me last week because I still have. Remember when, like, Abercrombie and AeroPostale and what was the other one? American Eagle.

It had all, like, the checkerboard shorts in the summer. Like, you would wear just a solid T-shirt with the check. I still, like, because I also don't throw clothes out. I still have all those checkerboard shorts and, like, put it on. We were going somewhere cattle. She's like, I don't know. I don't throw clothes out. I still have all those checkerboard shorts and put it on. We were going somewhere casual. She's like, I don't know. I don't know. I was like, I can do this, right?

Like, nah, I don't know. She was giving me a lot of shit. It's making a comeback, by the way. I've seen that in shirt form, button-up shirt form. I like the checkered. It reminds me of Herb Brooks, Herb Brooks suit. Yeah. I love them with blazers.

Sick suits. I went home one time and wrote a blog about just putting on all the clothes from my childhood. Like what my fashion used to be. Had a red Michael Vick Atlanta Falcons jersey. Dude, all of my clothes were just like the generic USA shirts. They were all like the old Navy with one stripe. Yeah. I would also just wear whatever Zach and Cody were wearing

on the last episode that I saw. Yeah, you could just go out and buy that. Yeah. Do you guys hit anything this week? No, I don't think. We hit wheel reset three times in a row. Three times in a row. And we hit PFT twice in a row on the entire employee wheel.

What is the code? What the odds of that are? It's one in 14,000. Yeah, one in 14,000. We hit them twice. That's something. I got to pee. Best of luck, brother.

Yeah, I actually have to pee. Strong stream. Need someone to help you? Grab me another Red Bull, too. A couple Red Bulls. For the boys. By the way, I saw some people tweeting that I look like a refrigerator on toothpicks. You can't use my own lines against me.

I have said that. Oh, my. You have big, last legs. I have said that. I look like ass legs. I have said that. I look like Spongebob when I wear shorts. No way. I think so. That's crazy.

I got a nice tan, though. Out in the sun. No sunscreen. You're going to get out in the sun this week? Are you going anywhere? Nope. Staying in New York? I got a charger at their desk.

Clearing out and packing. Do we got a charger in the booth or anywhere? Going LBI the week after. Oh, really? So two weeks. Nice old two weeks. We're going to have a good time golfing. Yeah.

That hat you got us. Should we play on the rock? Should we play on the rock? No, I think you get more bang for your buck in Jersey. I don't want to go all the way to Jersey. I can't. Oh, yeah, you pass through me. I mean, you would have a ride.

I don't want to ride with you. It's been a long time. Let's keep it to the golf. Fair enough. Okay, let's not make this, because then it's lunch after. No, it's not. You act like I fucking hold you hostage. You got to get lunch after.

Here's what I'll make the deal. We can either golf or I will pick you up and drop you off at golf. You decide. We ever played in a course where on the ninth hole you can call in and place an order? It's like every course. I didn't know about that. Yeah, and then you get to the end of that hole and you pick your food up for the rest of the- That's not bad.

I like that. It's a course in, I want to say- Francis is on my recruitment list for scrambles. You get to the end of that hole and you pick your food up for the rest of the... That's not bad. I like that. This is Corson. I want to say... Francis is on my recruitment list for scrambles. Francis bombs it. Yeah. And he will see everyone in the practice room. Truthfully, you're a good hang.

I appreciate that. That's nice. He almost hit all of our staff on the practice run on a par four drive. Drove over the green. Yeah, he's got a long ass. He's a good golfer. Mashes it. I'm not bad.

And you've played with guys I know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you can almost win. Rico loves to do this. He loves to meet people that you know and then be like, I know this guy too now. Yeah, but the weird part is I brought that up to him that I had met someone who knew him, and he goes, what are you talking about me out of work? Yeah, but he does that.

And then smiled. He walks out of this office, walks down the street, walks down 7th Ave being like, anyone know Big Cat? I want to get more people. Like, he gets, he just collects them. Thank you. Collect them. He just collects them. Thank you. Collect them. All right, Seth, I feel good about your Sporkle game.

I don't, but I like playing regardless. Oh, this one. What's this? I got bad eyes, but can we? I take a picture of it. Do you want to switch with Rico if you have good eyes? Oh, sure. Rico, switch with Francis.

So you just. Oldest president in U.S. history. Two most recent MLB expansion teams, 1998. Non-Spanish speaking countries in South America. Four colors in the flag of Ghana. Five states that border Georgia. Well, one is. Six.

No, don't say anything. Six foreign born NBA MVPs. Seven largest fast food chains in the world. border georgia well one is six no don't say anything six foreign-born nba mvps seven largest fast food chains in the world eight ncaa uh d1 fbs schools in ohio nine ufc weight classes 10 quentin tarantino movies you just go around in the circle rico and francis Tarantino and the Ohio D1 are runbacks. We did that recently. Oh. We actually just did that. Well, I just said them all. Jesus Christ.

There we go. Any runbacks? We would have a great advantage. Any runbacks? No runbacks. Okay. One, Lord and Savior in the Catholic religion. Two, male stars of Honeymooners.

Three, Ninja Kids. Four, NFL MVP shared winners. Five, poorest countries. Six, Disney World theme parks. Seven, members of the Matthews family in Boy Meets World. Eight, songs on Born to Run. Nine, Dallas Cowboys offensive line Hall of Famers. Offensive line.

This is going to be tough for me. I don't know any of these yet. I guess we hit what we know, right? You just go around. If you get it wrong, you're out. Winner gets glory. Loser. Cinnamon Challenge.

Cinnamon Challenge and has to follow my boy Stinky Tony on Instagram. He never posts. Okay, KB's up first. Is the cinnamon challenge where you just eat it and then you choke? I did it the other day. It's the most strange feeling. You put it in your mouth and it just glues to every single crevice of your mouth. You know what else you can't do?

You can't eat a hot dog bun dry in a minute. That makes sense. Or like five saltines or something. Five saltines, yeah. All right. You also can't eat ten Big Macs in an hour. Can't fold a piece of paper seven times. That makes sense.

Oh, God. You also can't do a banana and Sprite. Yeah, it's wrong. It's wrong. All right, KB's out. Kyle's out. All right, I'll take that. Jesus H. Christ.

How did you? What were you doing there, Kyle? Get rid of the H. Herbert? I don't know. That was embarrassing. I kind of thought. You said it so confidently.

I think God is still there. Go ahead, Sass. I'll go Epcot. That was tough. I'll go Epcot. That was tough. I'll go Corey. I don't think I know a lot of these. Eddie George and Steve McNair. Is that right?

No, I don't think you answered it correctly. I'll give you... You did. No, you didn't think that's... Is that right? No, I don't think you answered it correctly. I'll give you... You did. No, you didn't. It's... Oh, two... See, it's 2003 Patriots, 2003 Titans. So it's one name. Oh, he didn't even give you that one name.

So he did do it. Go ahead. What's the name you want to go with? I still don't get it. You'd say either Eddie George or Steve McNair. I thought it's two guys won it that year. Yes, but it's only one guy. No, no.

A guy from the Patriots and a guy from the Titans. Oh, I'm out then. That's fine. No, no. Say Eddie George or Steve McNair. Yeah, say Eddie George. Say Eddie. Yeah, Eddie George was my first one.

Okay, so then you're out. Okay. Type it in. I don't think it's true. Oh, no. He already typed it in. Oh, yeah. Oh, he typed it in.

Steve McNair Yeah That'd be a power out Wow You gotta have fun with this one boys I'll go with Born to Run Ooh Thought that was Three Brothers

I'm embarrassed McNair How is Eddie George not even for Oh it was probably not He didn't He didn't go to the Hall of Fame No no no I'm talking about I don't know Atlantic City Oh he didn't play for the Hall of Fame. No, no, no. I'm talking about the Atlantic City.

Oh, he didn't play for the Cavs. No, I guess the song's called something else, though. Meet me tonight in Atlantic City. Isn't it like the Chicken Man? No, it's Atlantic City. But is it on that album? I don't know. All right, Kate's out.

So it's just me, Rico, Sass, and Francis. Go ahead, Rico. I'm going to take Jackie Gleason. What's that for? Honeymooners. I'll go Animal Kingdom. What the fuck does Ninja's Kids make? I'll go...

I think the movie is Three Ninjas. I'll go Steve McNair. I don't know that. I don't know it either. So I should have done that, huh? Yeah. I'll go with Born in the USA. You think he had two Born songs on one album?

I thought so. I don't think that's in that album. Oh! Wow. And then there were three. All right, I'll take... This is our worst one ever. Ever.

No, I'll take Alan Matthews. Rico's going to come in here and get a win. Oh, wow. Oh, it gave you Larry Allen. I believe it's A-L-A-N. You got that. Yeah, but he's got to get that. Yeah.

I'll go Jungle Land. Sass. This is your pass. Way to go. I'll go Sean. Wait. Fuck him out. Why?

That's the fucking other guy. Yeah. A lot of bad flucks. This is our worst one ever. I don't know if I know anything else. I know a lot on the board. Amy Matthews. This is embarrassing.

What is another song on Born to Run? My dad's called You can make a guess on shared MVPs Yeah I mean You understand it? Can you take a picture? You know how they do it?

I don't want to do it Oh okay Born to Run I should know I also think it's wrong Alright nice I think this is wrong We got the Kennedy thing coming.

The picture. Did someone say Thunder Road yet? We'll go Thunder Road. Yeah. You said that? No, I'm going to say this right now. Whoever made this quiz is the actual loser because I knew this was wrong. What?

What was wrong? There's something wrong on it. Dayton Manning was the other MVP winner in 2003. Correct. This person made a bunk quiz. I think we need to stop and start. No, let Rico and Sask go. Thunder Road counted?

Yep. Eric Matthews. Oh, it's Sask. Ah, I'm done. I don't know. All right, well, this person. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. The three rocky see if you can get how much you can get colt and tum tum nice whoa i think we found who wrote the quiz uh morgan for a matthews

run up the score there are so many cowboys hall of Famers. I don't know the other two, where it goes. Yeah, okay, offensive Hall of Famers. So, Michael Irvin. I didn't even bother to look at that. KB's head was bald in it. No, IR. VIN. Emmitt Smith.

Aikman. Did Moose get in there? I'm pretty sure Moose is in there Dale Johnson Yeah you could do him I was also thinking Owens Did he get in yet? John Stunn

Maybe? Yes Terrell Owens did S-T-O-N I don't know what he went in as Ooh is he not? I'm pretty sure he went in No He might not have

Should have Either way this person Made a wrong quiz This one could be a little weird See if I don't know what he went in as. Oh, is he not? I'm pretty sure he went in. No? He might not have. Should have. Either way, this person made a wrong quiz. This one could be a little weird. See if Topanga comes up. I don't know if TomTom was actually one of the three ninjas. We can't trust any of it. T-O-P. No, he wasn't.

That's weird that they would make a quiz and just... The 97 co-MVPs are... Farvin Sanders. Yeah. Is... Oh, A. Topanga.. Farvin Sanders. Yeah. Is. Oh, A. Topanga. Dancing in the Dark.

No. That's weird. Let's do another. Who are the other two? Who goes the winner? Who are the other two with the Matthews? Five poorest countries. Baghdad.

No. Oh, man. Oh. That's hard. I feel like those are. Did you say Baghdad? All that you built up just to say a city. You went with Baghdad?

Yeah, I'm not good with that. 10th Avenue Freezeout's a great song. Oh, great song. Back Streets. Joshua, yeah, the baby. She has it when she's like 50. You loved Port Meets World, right? Good show.

Oh, I could have got those Disney things, too. Fuck. What were the other Disney ones? Never been to Disney. Blizzard Beach. I've been there. No, you never went to Blizzard Beach? No.

They have the best, the scariest water slide of all time. Really? Summit Plummet. You go down, you're off the fucking thing for three seconds at a time. Hell no. 110 feet. Google Summit Plummet. I like this.

Oh, here you go. Here you go. Here, look. That's the thing. The Kennedy thing. See how, like, they all fucking... Have anyone else besides Obama? He could find somebody.

Find more. Big cat. Yeah, you said everyone was copying. I need to see... It's all the rage. It can't be, like, one guy. It's got to be a lot of guys. I feel like Clinton did it a lot.

It was, like... All right. let's keep playing i got second place that one i want to let that you did and i did not have any more i was correct okay uh this one is u.s president who never married two comedians who performed who's on first three of of Donald Duck's nephews. Four players to win World Series with the Red Sox and the Yankees. Five members of DX post-Sean Michaels. I don't know a single one. Six core virtues.

Seven Guardians of the Galaxy members. Eight running backs to rush for 2,000 yards in a season. Nine movies produced by Judd Apatow. Ooh, good one. The next one he sent, Kate Clinton. Yeah, he has a good one on that. Go ahead, Rico. You're up.

Give me those categories real quick. Sorry. U.S. President's Never Married. I don't know that. I don't know the core virtues. Two comedians. Abbott. Take Abbott, please.

What is DX? It's a wrestling group. Oh, great. Easy one for me. Go ahead, Sass. Oh, great. Easy one for me. Go ahead, Sass. I'm out. I don't know. I literally don't know a single one.

Yes, you do. You know Guardians of the Galaxy. No, I don't. I don't think I know the fifth member. Oh, wait. Seven Guardians of the Galaxy? Yes. Uh, fuck.

Thor? No. No? No. Damn. Shit. I don't know either. Yeah, this one sucks ass.

And I feel like these are very biased towards people who are like no sports knowledge from the fucking 1940s. Welcome to my world, Seth. There's only one sports question. Very sporkle. Two. Yeah, I guess. All right. Old trusty here.

Babe Ruth. Nice. Wait. No, I don't think he won one. Oh, no. No. I don't think he won one. Oh, no. I'm out. I think I'm out. Oh, he's in, you dick.

I just did it because I come up like four times. Did Johnny Damon do it? Oh, I think so. Nice. Really nice. You're up, Francis. I'm good. Why the shock?

You said Costello. Fucker. C-O-S-T-E-L-L-O. That not it? It certainly is there you go Huey reminder to say

the category you're answering oh yeah Huey is the three one of three of Donald Duck's I think it's E-Y bizarre

no H-U-E-Y could have done Judd Apatow movies no I don't know any really I'm sure I know the movies I just don't

got Hillary too Kate is that Hillary doing it oh shit blasted the whole Movies? No, I don't know any. Really? I'm sure I know the movies. I just don't know. You got Hillary, too. Kate. Is that Hillary doing it? Oh, shit. Blasting the whole Slick Willie crew. All right, KB. Oh, man.

Eat me up. Fuck you. I would say running back to Rush for 2000, I would say Adrian Peterson. I don't think 2012. Get it off. Get it off. I'll take Dewey. I'll go with X-Pac. Nice.

I'll go with Chris Johnson. Nice. Take him home. I'll go with Trainwreck from Judd Apatow. Who? Starring in that? Can anyone name it? LeBron James.

No. Amy Schumer. John Cena. No. Trainwreck? Are you in that? No. Dave?

No. Pete Davidson. No. He's in it. Bill Hader. No. All of these people have been in it. Jim Florentine. Oh!

Jim Florentine was in it for about five seconds. Nice. He's one of Amy Schumer's one-night stands. Huh. Yeah. That's great. David Tells me. He plays like a homeless dude.

Donald Duck's heavy Louie. I haven't seen him in a while, Jim. Yeah, he's kind of getting lazy at Barstool. His nephews? I don't even know his kids. Do we do it in Louie? I don't even know his kids. Dewey Dewey and Louie? I don't think he has kids. There's a great...

Who's his sister? Yeah, how did he... L-O-U-I-E, I think. Where does nephews come from? I don't know, I guess his sister... Marriage. Who's his sister married to? I think they had their own spinoff show.

Akabee is still alive. I only... Super bad. Oh, man. That's two words. I thought it was two. No, it didn't. Seth Rogen. I didn't know any others.

He does do some Seth Rogen. I think I'm going to get wrong here. I'm going to try Triple H. Does that make sense? He was in it. What the fuck? Hot post, Shawn Michaels. You're right.

Let's go with Jamal Lewis. Give me Groot for one of the members of Guardian of the Galaxy. I'll go with Knocked Up. Nice. Apatow. This is 40. Nice. Apatow.

I didn't like that movie. I loved that movie. Is that his wife in it? Yeah. What's her name? Leslie Mann. She's so hot. Yeah.

She's got something going on. Yeah. What does that mean? She is hot. She's very attractive. Got it going on. Yeah. Hot, hot, hot. Yeah. She's got something going on. Yeah. What does that mean? She is hot. She's very attractive. Got it going on. Yeah. Hot, hot, hot.

Great recipes. Can you be? I'm out. Oh, Rico? China. Yeah, China. Y-N-A. Y-N-A.

China. I had a thing for China in the past. I'm not going to. Yeah, you're a weird, weird guy. Yeah, I am. How about Road Dogg? Nice. I don't know who the last one is.

Yep. Rocket. Wait, this says that Judd Apatow did do super bad. He might not have produced it. Oh, it's produced by Judd Apatow. He might have directed it. I don't pay attention to that Any movie Leslie Mann is in

Is usually a To me? Knocked Up was on last night And I called it late when they were tripping mushrooms I restarted it Apatow produced Superbad 40 year old virgin There's two movies with the

digit 40. I could be wrong. You're right. Super bad. I'm going to go core values. I don't know. Integrity.

I'm still in. I think it's college. Seems like KB. You should still be in. I want people to fight for my right. Integrity. Is that one of the core

values? I don't know. I'm just making up. It seems like that's a good enough one. Integrity. Integrity? Is that one of the Corvallis? I don't know. I'm just making up. That's a good enough one. Integrity? Integrity? Probably not. No.

Should be. Okay. Rico? Barry Sanders. I think that was 97. Walter Payton. I think it was 84. The A, I think.

No, fuck, he didn't. It was 84. I'm out. I'll go Star-Lord. Damn. Two words. Or maybe one. Oh, I know who it is.

Yeah. Fuck. I'll go with Funny People. Oh, it's a good movie. Is it me? Really good movie. Kate. I'm out.

Nice. I could be wrong here. I'm going to go 50-50. It's Rico versus Francis. I'm still in. Damn it. And Nick. I'm rooting for Rico and Francis.

Was I wrong? Can anyone Google that? I don't know. You know the one I'm talking about? The cancer. Yeah. Can you check that? What do you want me to look up?

If 50-50 was Judd Apatow? I don't think it was. Okay. All right. I'll take the L. Yeah, it wasn't. Yeah. Oh, no.

Oh, no, it's me. Gamora. G-A-M-O-R-A. I think I could be wrong about this, but I think that the president who never married was Garfield. Is he gay? Does he love lasagna? Nope, no luck. Wrong.

Wasn't that the dude who died mad early? He died? Harrison? Was it William Henry Harrison who died mad early? He died. At Harrison. Was it William Henry Harrison who never married? Definitely not Andrew. Did you know four different presidents died from poopy water? Nice, Nick. Is Kane the last one? It's the badass Billy Gunn.

Oh, yeah. Why am I so stupid? Who was the 2020- Was it McCaffrey? Yeah, badass Billy Gunn. Was it McCaffrey or Gurley? I don't know. What?

What are you looking for? It had to be Emmett Smith. Derrick Henry. Oh, Jesus. Derrick Henry. Emmett Smith? Poor girly never got one of his. No.

I think Terrell Davis is 98. Reese Holmes do it? I think Terrell Davis is the 98 one. Popping them all up. Eric Dickerson's the 84. All right, yeah, just give up let's see him Buchanan OJ Simpson

god damn it it was right there Courage Justice let's play one more and send everyone by the way we're not no shows next week the office is closed put anything together put out we got at least one thing dropping We're not. No shows next week. The office is closed. Back on anything together. What? Connor put anything together.

Put out. We got at least one thing dropping next week. Best of KB. You're doing one. Oh, you're doing one more case race. Yeah, we'll do another case race by the end of the summer. And any teams. Do you know anyone who want to be in it?

You want to make a list of people that could be in it? Hank's already in Chicago. He was on the last one. He was great on the last one. I know. Big shoes. I know. That's all you had to do was just not talk.

I would like to get Shane back, although that Beer Olympics look like. I saw the Beer Olympics on Twitter, and I was like, I want to be in next year. And then I got back to my hotel, and I started looking at all the clips, and I was like, I want to be in next year. And then I got back to my hotel, and I started looking at all the clips, and I'm like, I don't want to be in this anymore. I was with him last night, and I was saying I've never been more conflicted on if something looked fun or if it looked like the most miserable thing. Yeah. Imagine Michael Chandler putting a fucking guillotine in a pool. I was texting with Shane. In your fucking mind?

Shane said he had just bruises everywhere. Pool basketball. I just have random bruises on my body. We had a lot of people there. Yeah, but it did look like one of those things that looks like fun in theory, and then it's like, oh, it's just the strongest, most badass dudes, really drunk, and wanting to wrestle. It's probably really fun for them.

And then to be given a playpen of smaller guys to fuck with for hours. Yeah, I'm not bringing that to me. That's a treat. Or just see saying something. When they dump the little fish in the zoo. Right, yeah. You're a feeder mouse, dude. Make one joke and Michael Chandler's got you in a lake pool.

Oh, man, how did I get here? Yeah, athletes love fucking grabbing each other. Yeah, just wrestling. Just testosterone. I don't think I have the time. I'd have to take some steroids to get in that crew. Just hopped up. Fun time, though. Yeah.

Yeah. Totally. Great time. All all right last one and we'll send everyone on a long holiday week all right here we go one measurement of spiciness used on hot ones or measurement yeah uh three movies with arnold schwarzenegger and danny devito three x y's of tom cruise five original careers in the game of life five great lakes six top non-burger chicken coffee fast food change this is a good one this is seven original members of paw patrol oh i should get that what do they mean by top eight nhl teams teams in Atlantic Division, ten animals with most human kills per year,

11 ingredients for Barstool, times JP Graziano Jardineiro. Fuck. So when they say animals, they mean animals. They don't mean like all living species? They probably mean, well... What do you mean, like trees? I bet you they mean like insects.

Like that, you think insects count? Yeah, I would. Yeah. That's a great topic. Yeah. All right, Nick, you're up. Oh, shit. What was the last one?

I can't read that. 11 ingredients for bar stool what? JP Graziano. Graziano. Gardner. Gardner. What is that? It's like a jar of sandwich seasoning.

If you're thinking, I'm going to tell you what's in it here. I'll do twins. I've never even heard of it. Eat twins. Twins? Is that a movie? Yeah. Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I'll go with Nicole Kidman, former wives of Tom Cruise. I'll hop on that with a Katie Holmes. I'll hop on with a Katie Holmes. I think I'm out of this in one Scoville Bastard What the hell is Scoville? Oh damn Take Lake Erie maybe?

Yeah Definitely I'll go Mosquito Should be number one. Yeah, it is number one. Okay, so unless they're not counting insects. All right, we'll give you another chance. You got to stick in that category.

You have to stick in that category. Do another insect. So they're not doing insects. It's mosquitoes number one by like a fucking lot. An animal unless they count the death towards malaria. You're saying the animals that kill the most humans per year? Yeah. Go ahead. Mosquitoes in the millions. Stay in there. I think they mean animals that kill the most humans per year? Yeah. Go ahead.

Mosquitoes in the millions. Stay in there. I think they mean instant kill. I don't think insects are animals. All right. I'll go with... EJ, that was a wild statement. Is that not a different classification?

Insects aren't animals? Insects and the animal. No, they're not animals. I learned something. I would say, yeah. I don't think they are. That's why I said, are they... An insect isn't an animal? yeah. I don't think they are. That's why I said, are they cows? An insect isn't an animal?

No, I don't think so. What the fuck? R.I.P. Thomas J. went down to a B. I think that there's like the animal and insect are two separate species. It's like species. Holy Culkin and fucking Mike. You're a bird. They forgot his glasses.

Birds aren't insects. My parents wouldn't let me see it because they knew how much I loved Home Alone. And it got out that he dies at the end and they thought it would be a wreck. Oh, that was a great... I didn't see it until I was like 15.

I was wrong. Insects are animals. They are part of the group of animals. Then why is... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think you were thinking

insects are animals. I guess anything with a... So why is mosquitoes not in there? Give us another one. It's probably like direct deaths. Anything alive is an animal.

Mosquitoes are the number one. No, no, not... You're filibustering. Give us another one. It's probably like direct deaths. Anything alive is an animal. Mosquitoes are the number one. No, no, not kills. You're filibustering. You're stalling. I'll go fucking, I don't know, bears. Yeah. It's not going to be one. Shit.

Well, it's a stupid fucking question. What is the animal that kills the most? Mosquito is the animal. Galeria kills them. I'll go. Are you talking about like the direct fight wounds? Yeah, probably. That's fucking stupid.

That should be in the thing. Superior. Stick with it. Huron. H-U-R-O-N. We get the legs every other day. Yeah. Really?

Did anyone say Ontario yet? Nope. Go for it. Okay, Ontario. Can't see. Well, it's like I'm out because I actually know the answer. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Penalized for being too smart. Yeah, for smart. Fucking ridiculous. What did you just put in? Oh, you got it. You got it. Back in.

You just didn't do an E in there. I'm out. Are you over? Oh, no, you're in. All right, here we go. I whooped up the answer. Well, just didn't do an E in there. I'm out. Are you over? Oh, no, you're in. All right, here we go. I whooped up the answer. Well, then don't do the animals. That's all I know.

Get back in. Yeah, come on. Get back in. No, I'm out. No, you're in. KB, you're up. I'm going to go Subway. Took that one.

Yeah, nice. What? What? Oh, yeah Non-burger chicken Coffee fast food Are they considering Subway chicken? I think because they have chicken I think Subway has the most locations But maybe not the most sales

Domino's Nice Said with authority Papa John's Nice Are they still? Domino's. Nice. Said with authority. Papa John's. Nice. Are they still? No, they're not. Just let Sass get run over.

Taco Bell? That has to be. Pizza Hut. Taco Bell's actually not technically fast food. This game sucks ass. You, you, you. Me? No, it's Francis.

I'm going to go with sharks. Nope. Yeah. No. No. It's just all different types of mosquitoes. Yeah. I'm going to go with a wild one, cows.

Ooh. I feel like they stampede around Their meat makes people sick Those are like the friendliest animals alive It's a real technical I know this because I've looked it up a thousand times I'm out I'll take Chase maybe for Paw Patrol My son is not in Paw Patrol right now

I can't think of any of them. I know the... Is the kid one of the members? Yeah, he's... Well, I don't know. Ryder? No, not the kid. It's Ryder.

Why? Yeah, all right. This one's for Zah. You're hippos? Yeah, I think that's right. Good one. Good answer. Good answer.

Do you think cow meat kills more people every year than hippos? No, I think it's direct kills. For me? The leather on the knives. What about mosquitoes? What did Kate get in with? Cows. Oh, yeah.

Kate's out. Who is this? Just me, Rico, and Nick? Yeah. I think the Rangers. Answer. Ooh. Eight. Where are they at?

This one should have been such an easy one. Oh, no. Fell apart. How are the... Big twist in the animal. Flyers? What? I guess I'm going to try to win with one of the ingredients.

Is that the Metro or something? One of the ingredients, salt. Yeah. Nice. Try humans. Is there a chance that humans got to be up there? What about, this is going to be morbid, but dogs? Yeah, dogs I think should be on that.

Yeah. What else? Scorpions. Water buffalo. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. Could answer.

Nails. Bees on there? Nails. Nails. What about deer? Be Could answer. Bees on there? Nails. Bees. What about deer? Bees have got to be on there. No, snails should be on there. What are they doing?

Whoever has this has their facts completely wrong. All right, let's see them. Bees? Who's in the Atlantic? Oh, wow. Assassin bugs? Scorpions, crocodiles, elephants, lion. What's an assassin bug?

It doesn't sound good. Can you show us an assassin bug? Little Caesars? Still, that's shocking in a way. Chipotle. Obvious shit. Panda Express. I didn't realize Panda Express was that big.

I mean, they got rid of all the major food. Who the fuck is Mimi Rogers? Sash, you can't go out like this. Never heard of this bug in my time. Freshwater snails kill more than 200,000 people per year. You click and see if they're in the U.S. It's on a streak. We'll go till Nick ends his streak.

This is some bullshit. I'm going to cancel my appointment. What do you have? Oh, do you know what to cancel it? Oh, do you not cancel it? Oh Don't give me any bullshit that I know And then tell me I don't know it I don't see how they're killing people

One thing I do know But then you said bears Yeah, he did say bears Alright, this one's Everyone's first friend on MySpace New Bash Bros and Mighty Ducks 2 4 Ninja Turtles 5 Most Populated Cities in 2023 Yeah. All right. This one's everyone's first friend on MySpace. Oh, my God. Two Bash Bros and Mighty Ducks, two, four Ninja Turtles, five most populated cities in 2023, five members of NSYNC, five players to get talents stolen in Space Jam, six NFL players

to catch TDs from more than 13 different QBs. I think we've done this exact one. All right. So do another one. I know some of that shit. Yeah, but if we've done it. I don't. One comedian to do

a live Netflix show. Two Muppets from Sesame Street who live together. Three Green Day members. Four Ninja Turtles. Five colors in Seychelles. Seychelles. Six main German car manufacturers. Seven women national teams besides U.S.

that want to reach the World Cup final, eight countries in the Persian Gulf, nine Quentin Tarantino's. This one sucks. Yeah, this one does suck. Oh, that's good. Let's just do this one. All right. It sucks personally for me.

Yeah, that's what I mean. It sucks. I don't know them. Okay, go ahead, Nick. Yeah. Bert. Nice. know them okay go ahead nick yeah bert nice should be easy francis sorry i can't see it you ever heard the theory of this rock it's a wonderful life no the two cops at the end are named bert and ernie oh non-coincident

and they thought they thought that inspired it. Oh, Kate, Ernie. I mean, I gave that one away, but if you didn't give that one away. She was going to get Ernie. Yeah, totally. Just no Ernie. You know what's great about that movie? Everything.

Yeah, I've watched it every Christmas, but only this year did it occur to me. Billy Joe Armstrong. He's walking him through how horrible the world is. Leonardo. For all the people in his life without him alive. And he's like, your brother died. A-O-E. All those people in the plane crash.

And he's like, what about my wife? And he's like, you're not going to like it. Worst of all, she never married. She's an old maid. The worst fate of all. Could ever happen to a woman. At that time, she never married. Go ahead, Sass.

Leonardo. Michelangelo. Donatello. Michelangelo. Technically, Michelangelo's actually not one of the Ninja Turtles. No, he never was fully accepted. What was up with the creator of the Ninja Turtles just naming them after fucking Italians? Painters, aren't they? Oh, painters.

Really? Yes. Oh, wow. Are you fucking with us? Of course. Did you go? I'll do Trey Cool. T-R-E-C-O-O-L.

I'll go with Reservoir Dogs. Nice. Tarantino. Good one. Good one. Tough one to spell. Kill Bill Volume 1. Nice.

You did that one recently? Yes. Fass isn't letting you have this good pool. Pulp Fiction. O-N-E, I guess. O-1. This is stupid. Just try Kill Bill.

Dude. That's dumb. It should be V-O-L-1. Nope. Volume and then try what Nick said. U-M-E. Is it I instead of one? V-O.

Like volume I. Why does this one also have nine quintet? Try the letter I uppercase instead of one. I think you're just out. Just V-O-L uppercase I. I don't know. I think you're just out. Just V-O-L uppercase I. I think you're just out. Honestly, we all know I'm going to be out. I'll spell woke.

We're just stuck. Whatever. I'm raging. This is so annoying. Fuck this person who made this quiz. Did they spell it wrong? Kill Bill is one word. Kill Bill and then put I. The Roman num made this quiz. What did they spell it wrong? They have Kill Bill as one word. Kill Bill and then put I, the Roman numeral for that.

A little I. Is that a comma? Are we really to the point of comma? I hate Sporkle so much. I fucking suck at it. I feel like it's making my skin crawl. Maybe this will be the last Sporkle ever. How furious this is.

This might be the last one. Kate, you're still in. This is the last Sporkle we're How furious this is. This might be the last one. Kate, you're still in. This is the last Sporkle we're ever going to do. I don't even care if I am. Nick, you could go down as the all-time champion. What a fucking moron. Okay, go to... Zah, I'm so sorry.

And you know what? I realize, too, this is actually a good ending because we're now showing with the MVP thing, too, knowing our listeners, who I love very much, they can basically end our lives by doing incorrect sporkles. Yeah. And then we'll just be so frustrated. This is going to be it for now on.

This is it. It's over. This is it. This is the last one. Does Kill Bill have to be capitalized? Just Kill Bill 1? Why are we still doing Kill Bill? Because we can't let it beat us.

Just say Raphael. Just say Raphael. We can't let this beat us. Kill say Raphael. Just say Raphael. We can't let this beat us. Kill Bill 1. No volume. Kill Bill 1. You were so close. Yeah, maybe it has to be uppercase K and B.

And then I'll spell O-N-E. With an uppercase V. And then I'll try volume. O-N-E. Space. We forgot. Some random guy made it. He just made a mistake.

I looked at the end. It's Kill Bill. Try all the iterations of volume. Space we forgot some random guy made it. He just made a mistake. We just It's kill bill all the iterations of all its skill bill kill bill want space the number one Plus what no just a plus symbol That's why it's nine and not ten oh my god i'm so sorry that was so frustrating i hate sporkle now also we were typing in smith smith and it was giving you smith okay it's like you typed kill bill it doesn't give you that all right go ahead kb last sporkle ever jesus he took uh no what'd you take pulp fiction you took pulp fiction oh god oh no i'll take i'll take rafael it's a clear that's clear uh i'll go once upon a time in hollywood you know i went into that not knowing the backstory me too too. Wow. Wow. I knew the backstory in the ending.

It made the ending way better. In Glorious Bastards. Because I didn't know it was all about Charles Manson. Yeah. Bastards is spelled with an E-R-D-S. And there's a U in the... Glorious. G-L-O-U-R.

Oh, this is like a... Yeah. Might start breaking things. Yeah, me too. I'm brimming with rage. I will do... I don't know what just happened. I love this game so much.

It's just completely... I don't even want to look at it anymore. I will do... It's a good lesson for everyone who complains about something we do. We always reach in that. Yeah. Jackie Brown.

Nice. This one took a little longer, but we've gotten there. I'll do Django Unchained. Remember when we tried to play the new Oregon Trail? Oh, it lasted 30 seconds. Oh, God. That was tough.

Nightmare. We were so excited. That was the worst thing we've ever done. Seeing guys on TikTok going live playing also Mario 64. backyard baseball. How are they doing? They crushing? Yeah, they crush

Kuwait I will take true romance there's no way that's not a Tarantino movie there's just no fucking way I don't know I don't know if it is

I wouldn't have known that that was there's absolutely no chance it's not alright Rico's not on the list I'm looking at the list nah Tony Scott

oh written by Quentin Tarantino like what are we doing here guys I don't know pull sounds like you're out I'm with Rico

that's bullshit alright Sas Reservoir Dogs Pulp Fiction Kill the Delinquent Bastards. Yeah, I'm probably out too. Green Play?

Yeah, John Aptal did produce Superbad. Suck my dick. It's not just saying what I say. Eight countries in the Persian Gulf. You should be able to get that. Sass, six main German car manufacturers. I don't know. I don't know.

I'm done. I don't fly planes. Audi. Go. I will go hateful eight. I was going to say that. I know you were. I'm selling them.

That's ridiculous. Six. Persian golf. I'm selling a movie. That's Ridiculous Six. Persian Golf. E-I-G-H-T. I'll go with Oman. What did Karn say? Green. When he was going to get Oman. Qatar.

Succession. I've never seen it. He's like, I'm the man in Oman. Mercedes. Mercedes. Someone just DM'd me and said, I just shaved my balls in like 27 seconds. BMW.

Do you know guys get plastic surgery on their balls to make them smooth and stuff? I'd be playing with them too much. Francis? Yemen. I don't think. That's not on the Persian Gulf. It's the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aden. Blue.

Blue. Nice. AB? UAE Maybe it's not Oh no KB we needed you to win this Oh there we go Volkswagen A S go. All right. Volkswagen.

A-S-W-A-G-E-N. Have to beat Nick, otherwise we have to keep playing. I'll do Mike Dirt. M-I-K-E. Oh, the bassist. Yeah, D-I-R-N-T. That's such a bassist name. What's the sound of a bass? Let's see. Francis, you're out.

Kate? Let's see. I have red, blue, green. Now, are they considering black and white colors? I don't know Give it a shot I'm gonna Black

Shit KB, me and Nick Bahrain Nice Japan Bahrain. Nice. Japan. That's for seven women national teams besides U.S. that won or reached the World Cup. I think the last Quentin Tarantino movie is Death Proof. Yeah.

Oh, wait. I bet you it is. What about Grindhouse? That was Richard Ramirez. Robert Ramirez? Something. Not Grindhouse? That was Richard Ramirez. Robert Ramirez? Something? Not the murderer. It was Richard Ramirez.

Saudi Arabia. Nice. Oh, how did... I forget. Saudi Arabia would have been an easy one. I got one in there, too, based off of Oman. I could give you... Germany? Yeah.

This might be the end for me. Linkin Park. That's the hybrid theory. No, no, no, no. I'm thinking aloud. I'm reading the categories. I'll go with Brazil making the women's national. Whoa.

Survived. Iraq. Nice. I want to say Sweden. I'll go France. Oh. All right, let's go, KB. Those frogs can't kick. St. Charles Yellow.

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It's on the side of It's on the east of Omaha. Is Canada one of the women's? Did Australia make one? I feel like Australia. I was leaning Australian. Is it England? I don't think England has.

South Korea? No, didn't we beat South Korea by like a couple of inches? Colombia? Argentina? I don't think Southern American countries have gotten up to that level in women's soccer. Italy? Italy might. Russia?

I give up. Norway and Netherlands. Yeah. In the end, paper cut. Oh, white was on there, Kate. What? Oh, black wasn't there, Kate. But black wasn't. What? Oh, black wasn't.

All right. All right. Great yak. So, yeah, next week we're off. We'll have a couple things posted on the yak, and then we'll be back whatever it is, the 10th? Yeah. The 10th?

Something like that. Everyone have a safe Fourth of July, all of our deaf listeners. Good luck out there. Yeah. Scared. Yeah. All of our deaf listeners, good luck out there. Yeah. Scared. Yeah. All right. See you, everyone.

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