The Yak - Ripping Darts for Kate's Birthday Bash | The Yak 6-3-25

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

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Hello. What's up? Happy birthday, Kate. Kate! Happy birthday! It. Kate. Happy birthday. Yay. It is your birthday. Woo woo woo. And Kate, in honor of your birthday and your favorite word.

Marash. Oh. I got you a sari. A sari? Yes, go put on your sari. Yeah. I got a sari? Oh.

Yes. Whoa. Uh huh. Thank you so much! Just throw on your sorry. How do you do it? Throw it on your sorry! You know how. I apologize.

Sorry. I just wrap it around. No, you take all your clothes off. Yeah, you're completely sorry. Fucking... Birthday suit? Barash, can you get this on Kate, correctly? We don't want to...

I don't want to be... You don't want to have to say sorry. I don't want to do it. I don't have to show my midriff do I that would ruin I think it's just more of a wrap it's a little loose okay thanks guys oh no hell let's have a cocktail mmm a custom cocktail okay all the broken spine Megan's gonna go grab us around a broken spine Thanks guys birthday Kate, thank you so much birthday Kate Thank you so much. Happy birthday, Kate.

It's supposed to look like spinal fluid. Oh, spinal fluid. It's spine juice. With a cherry in it. Thank you. I got some for the booth as well. Thanks, Megan. Thanks, Danny.

Oh, that's actually delicious. It's a good crooked spine. Wow. Thank you. Oh, that rules. Megan might be the one-one pick of, like, if you need to make a weird drink. Wow.

Yeah. Oh, look at that. Louisiana. Louisiana. You boys are going to have me feeling 38 by the time this one's done. Wait. Oh, you're 39?

How old are you, Kate? Oh my god. Jesus. Oh my gosh. I was joking. I was joking. How old are you, Kate? 37.

How old do you think I am? 38. 38. 39. I think you are 38. 60. Thank you, KB. You're 39?

No! Oh, no! I know. Oh! Yuck. Damn! This is delicious. Also, whenever we're ready, Kate, there's a bunch of balloons on that wall.

I see them. I was wondering what that was for. There is, they're filled, there's papers in them. Okay. They're filled with some of your favorite things. Oh my God. So whenever we want, there's papers in them. Okay. They're filled with some of your favorite things. Oh my god. So whenever we want, there's a gun, you have to use some shooting skill.

Okay. And go shoot a balloon, and we'll see what activity we do. No way. But if you miss, you have to take a drink. A big drink. So you might have to have a lot of spine juice. And we can interdispersed this throughout talking.

Yeah. But I figured, there's some games in there. So you might have to have a lot of spine juice and we can interdispersed this throughout talking. Yeah, but um, I figured The game there's some games in there. We will split the room in half and You won't compete you will judge these things love it, but the winning team of these games Will be put on a wheel and the winner of the wheel will be off the date with Kate wheel forever Big prize of the wheel will be off the date with Kate Wheel forever. Oh! Wow. Wait a minute. Big prize. Wow.

Finally. Big prize. Is there a way this is skewed where you win it? Nick, this sounds like a great plan. I know you and Danny planned some things, but I happened to notice when you explained it there, there's no rock, paper, scissors shoot and then slanted rock, paper, scissors shoot.

What happened with that? So I decided to do a twist on games and try to make them fun. Okay, fair point. It's just like, you know, usually when we play games, there has to be a rock, paper, scissors shoot that leads to a slanted rock, paper, scissors shoot. Yeah.

But it's good for the viewer. It's good for the viewer to be like, wait, that wasn't slanted. Yeah You just wait that again. Oh We were hard on Chay yesterday. Yeah, so alright, so we're gonna start playing these games a minute Steven Chay just yet again Wins at all times because we were hard on him and it was a rocky show. He's not here yet Where is he?

Train Delay. Train Delay. Train, yeah. Okay, but he ended up, the delayed win happened when we had an hour and a half of trying to get the hot dog out of the ceiling, which was a seminal moment in this office. I think it's the most united, I counted at one point,

there was like literally everyone in this office was in the gym, were up there working together to get the hot dog down it was insane for people who missed it he's genuinely so happy and he didn't do any hard work. And he made an incredible catch. Start the clip right after he catches it. It's just a guy running around with a hot dog. He has some special needs, yeah. Very cool pockets.

So we, so it started with a ladder and white boy Rick for about 45 minutes trying to get it down. And then Donnie, while this was happening happening taught himself how to use a forklift Came out with a forklift We lost the visuals of the hot dog. We then had to do like a GoPro or TJ's phone To find where the hot dog was then finally after an hour and a half We got the hot dog out and it was it was like a like kind of a where were you like camaraderie mm-hmm incredible moment for this office and the hot dogs preserved forever forever where's the hot we

spiked it on the ground on that clip yeah no we got a jar now okay it's in a jar and somebody within the next year will probably have to end up eating that yes for sure we're gonna preserve it but it. But it was, yeah, I was, I was buzzing about it for the rest of the night. I didn't know what was happening in the studio playing and you didn't hear all I heard. And then I heard the final celebration and loudest thing I've ever heard since the glory days. The moment where we re we had lost visuals of the hot dog for about 45 minutes. The moment we re-found the hot dog was chills. Someone said it was like the titanic,

like when they first saw the eyes on the titanic. Saw the titanic. All the way underneath there, they finally found it. It was, and white boy Rick, I don't know, is he here? Yeah. Can we get him in here? He's upset. Why is he upset?

Well, he tried really hard and failed. Stone baller. And then someone else had to come and fix it For him, so he's getting very upset as he does I don't know if he's is he in the gambling cave right here is fee-file full from white boy Rick is He walks big he does yeah How you doing Rick? Rick is upset. I mean the bad guy I'm not I I

Trying to make me the villain. I texted him afterwards and I said So again, we Rick tried to get the hot dog out for about 45 minutes He pushed the hot dog into a even more difficult the team tried to get the hot dog out for I texted Rick after I said Good job today Not a lot of people could make it even harder to find the hot dog, but you did it. Rick. He did it.

I never had visual on the dog. I never had VOD. I was just, I'm up there for 45 minutes hacking away with a hockey stick. I got dust falling in my eyes. Put it in a harder place. I had you throwing projectiles at me. That's not true. I was taking shots.

Look at this. You threw a hot dog on me. This is where he, this is where he... We lost visual on dog! We lost visual on dog! Rick made it even harder. He's gotta catch the dog. Stay on the path, Donnie! No, I don't!

No! Oh my god. Alright, give me some, give me some eyes here. This is where we found Rick. Um... I think it's under there. Alright, give me some give me some eyes here. This is where we found That's where Rick got the dog You ultimately did not everybody had a scissor lift in a live camera feed of the hot dog. We all did. Who had to do this?

Dom did. Max makes you laugh so hard. Look at him. Oh man. Oh Man So funny Yeah, I think like if you did like stars of the game. It's Donnie. It's max. He took a bite. I'm McCarthy. He did He took a bite. How far until you get to Rick? Oh Honorable mention the interns put out the carpet. That was nice of them

Honorable mention the interns put out the carpet. That was nice of them Kadek was really brave. He went to the top of the ladder. He's three hundred thirty three hundred thirty pounds The ladder max is three hundred. Yeah, they explicitly tell you to stand off to the side. Was it like it was their conversation No, I read up there for 45 minutes on the top of the ladder Technology is here. I'll step aside as as any good teammate would do. You volunteered. In the 45 minutes you're up there, what kind of progress would you make? Probably negative progress. Negative progress.

You went backwards. Yeah. Now, you know the appropriate punishment for losing the dog, right? Yep. There's no way I'm getting punished for this. Yeah. I mean, it's probably the only fair action you're not

gonna make me eat the dog not the dog buddy one dog would be nothing it's uh it's bad I'm not it's bad I'm not just one sheep one come on guys how hard could it be to eat one whole sheep? I'll be I'll be out of town art and this is happening by the way there was a moment yesterday though That was very funny when Rick was up there for again like 45 minutes where if you had just walked in You're just like fat guy goes to every link to try to get a single Come on a diet right now. You look good. Thank you. Yeah, big cat bullied me into it Well, what was he calling you? Oh motivation. I I didn't follow him on Instagram. I followed him on Instagram and I scrolled down Rick was a fucking hot dude

Hot Rick hot not not like oh Rick was good-looking Rick was a fucking hot body. You're hot, dude. I Was a skinny dude back in the day, but he was like I started working here very good You know so we're gonna get back to that yeah, we're getting back and now you're gonna loan down to what you said you you have Your own place now to sir But I mean that's actually another thing I got bullied into by you guys. Oh my well that was yeah, no I Need I'm so sorry you're living independently and you need to live closer Oh Rick when we I mean we have I need to be coached like that. Yeah, right We have a close that's what I respond to I know I got knows what I need

He knows how I need to be coach. Yeah and saying you used to be really hot is like yeah I'm gonna get back to that. It's a little bit of a diss, but it's also like dude I didn't used to be really hot somebody ever have a really hot It's like would would you rather? How did we go from hot dog to this? Hot, the hot's in the word. Hot, hot, hot's in the word. Very easy transition.

And you also spent an hour trying to get a hot dog out of the ceiling because you were so hungry. Hot Rick would have gotten that out in five minutes. I was the first one to volunteer to go up this ladder. I was doing it for the team. And what do I get? I get slandered.

Big Cat's shooting around 10 feet away from me and at one point the ball bounces like really close to a pretty shaky Ladder, so I'm like big cat. Can we maybe just stop shooting around and he goes request denied I mean I was getting hot. I was hitting everything so good job Rick. I was proud of you Rick good a good tweet with the Dale from Avon Rick good a good tweet with the Dale from Avon. Oh, yeah banger funny. Thanks Titus. Why Avon though? Yeah, I kind of thought it was more of like a niche Indiana tweet But why Avon of all the all the time one of my pledge brothers live there. There's a little Easter egg for the boys See in prison now probably Maybe all right good tweet though. It was funny. Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah

Why Avon? That's all All right, where are you from Titus Brownsburg the dogs beat Avon? Huh, yeah, look at this. This is very funny. I fucking love this guy in the zip-up vest Hey, Chalamet and Kylie meet Dale from Avon He started his own paving company and moved to Carmel a few years ago after it took off. Could still help in the field if they need it. He'd take a bullet for the pizzeria. He's on your ass. It's just this whole outfit is love it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's that's a great dude. That's that's up every tab can fucking if you got a boat problem, he's Oh, yeah. Yeah. Master on the grill. He's got a golf cart in his house for gotta drive around Just to drive around. Get around his yard. In the mail. Sick garage where every tool you ever needed is perfectly placed. That guy rocks. Yeah. All right, good job, Rick. All right, thank you. See you, Rick.

Bye, Rick. Bye, Titus. Bye, Titus. C-5-4-5. Hold on, here he goes. Whoa. Oh yeah, Qu he goes. Whoa. Whoa. Oh yeah, Quigs made this edit. Hey.

I know. Oh, don't. That's scary. Yeah, we probably shouldn't have done that yesterday. Well, we had to get it done somehow. Yeah. But Donny also, he's the number one guy I I trust when it's like hey, can you do this that no one else should do? Yeah, for some reason. I'm like I feel comfort when Donnie's too responsible for well. He doesn't care about dying

That's right, right. He's comfortable doing those yeah, correct fielder method and just like learn just read I'll do a how to operate a forklift I'm not joking when we were Rick was was on the ladder and I hear the beeping, and I was like, what is that? And they're like, Donnie's teaching himself how to forklift. That's something you go like train to. Train off site. He was just whipping it around back,

just learning how to use the controls. You guys have missed a Brandon yawn that his whole body locked up and spasmed. No, it wasn't a yawn. It's cold in here. Nope, that was a yawn. I'm a little, I'm freezing. That was a yawn. There was whole body locked up and spasms. No, it wasn't a yawn. It's cold in here. Nope, that was a yawn. I'm a little, I'm freezing. That was a yawn.

There was a shiver to it. You're not cold? No, I'm good. I'm wearing shorts today, I'm okay. I'm cold, you have it. I don't even have my hot pad. Wow. Well, you didn't have to brag.

Birthday Kate. Birthday Kate. You want Kate sorry? Would that warm you up? No. Well Kate, you've hardly touched your sorry. Yeah. Kate, you wanna go hit a balloon? Sure.. Kate, you want to go hit a balloon?

Sure. Let's hit a balloon. Where's the gun? Megan has the gun. Perfect. Also, Stephen Che asked, and he'll get here eventually, where does this rank in barstool lure for you? L-U-R-E.

Like a spinner bait? Lure. But it is so funny that Stephen Che like that moment was incredible yesterday It was all because it's a stupid game that he tested hot dog There's no way she can miss right? Oh god This is more dangerous than the fork. Yes Shit

Kate if you miss it's a bad look for... Oh... Let's go grab darts. Have you tested these? No. It sounds like they're just bouncing off. I thought a BB gun would pop a balloon, certainly. They're just bouncing off.

Megan bought really nice balloons. Alright, goodbye. Oh no! What happened? Oh no, she shot her eye out! Oh fuck! Oh no! This is the worst case scenario!

Are you alright? Are you good, Kate? Yeah! Holy shit, that would have been so bad let's just start French kiss Danny's That's the one that's not ready French kiss I just texted them it should be one second Okay, know what we'll pivot okay That's so what?

Okay. So what? What's up with you guys? Kate has to smoke a Campbell crush. Fuck yeah, right now? Yeah. Outside? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Are you gonna crush it? Your favorite cigarette? That is, yeah. Yeah. You want me to come? You want to? You want Kyle to come?

You have a Kyle to come. Yeah, pick somebody to smoke a cig with. What's this? That's a lighter. Oh. Fuck. Yeah. She...

What? Oh my god There's a lot of cigarettes in those balloons Yeah should have tested What was how is it not popping a balloon? That's why it was that's an actual off Is this just your guys way to get me off the yak today? No no there's there's other games Yeah, we're a lot of ways. It's just a standard BB gun? Yeah, it's Chaps's BB gun. I think he was hitting humans with it. Huh. And it was enough force to hurt Kate's face. Brandon, did Ole Miss lose? Yeah, Demaree State. So they're out? They're out,

yeah. Wow. No. It's two minutes away. Should we determine teams in the meantime? I think we just split down the middle Yeah, that's casual that all's 12 to 11, but luckily heartbreaking. Did you all see mints? It's tweet about not being in the bed rec what yeah He he had a tweet celebrating. He wasn't in a wreck Okay, but somebody else was right someone died. I don't know if somebody died, but it was basically like, Hey, did you see this? I missed this. I'm living right.

I must have been in bed when he tweeted it. I think it was Monday morning. Yeah, probably still in bed. Because it was as tone deaf as some of his tweets can be. It was, dodged a bad wreck out of Memphis by the skin of my teeth when some moron ignored a red light on a highway running pure. So somebody just got t-Bone by a we should see the the carnage yeah he made it about

instead of like yeah thoughts and prayers go out to darts but he's a he's perfect he's back in Chicago is in a good mood yeah was there a guy too that said that he was gonna do something if Ole Miss didn't make it out of the regional I think there was. Was there? Like an eating dog shit guy? Yeah. I don't know. I didn't see it.

Oh yeah. Oh that's why he's back in the game. That's why he's panics playing I think four shows this week. But what's that gonna do for the evening one? Oh. Is he gonna have to do wake up Mincy in the evening in the morning? But is that a myth at this point? It is, it's like Sasquatch. People claim to have seen it, but I don't know that we have proof of it.

There have been more UFO sightings this year than one. Probably, yeah definitely. 100 percent. Is he keeping the name Wake Up, mincy for his 4 p.m.. It's a valuable IP yeah, I don't think it's too big of a deal Kyle thought you were going to smoke a cigarette. No, okay. She thought she wanted my company. She didn't really she didn't appear to really Didn't really.

So I guess we just talk. While we wait, did you see the Cubs fan that looks like White Sox Dave? Yeah. Yeah. You saw that clip? Yeah. I watched it eight times. Incredible.

Wait, what was that? If not for the Cubs, if not for the Rizzo jersey, I was like, that's just Dave. Yeah. And he had kind of a fan interference moment, too. Yeah, the Bartman. Yeah, yeah. He kind of had his Bartman. Oh, shit. He. Yeah the Bartman. Yeah. Yeah got out his Bartman

Oh shit. He was the right field guy. It was yeah I feel this time call the right field there's a Phillies Frank Fleming, right? Oh that one. Yes particularly like He's undercover yeah, it's Northside White Sox Dave evil twin probably good twin There's also a glenny fasoli yes, what yeah, so we we lost both glenny and fasoli Zupy found a glenny fasoli oh In this office no no they found him Jacob had to take a picture with him. I'm trying to figure out what exactly half Glennie, half Fasoli.

And he lives in Chicago? Yes. Oh, we gotta get him. On pace to get out, yeah. On pace to get out here? Well, the thing is, he's got the portfolio. He submitted his resume. He's a Glennifasoli. Hold on, put it in the pie. He could do twice as much as that. I'm trying to do it too, Brandon. I'm trying picture what I want glenny for solely looks like so the obviously the face of the mouth is for solely right? I picture glenny first and then with a facility in him But I think the eyes are for solely to the art of that's part of the facility. He's glenny for solely Picturing a shorter white for solely right now I kind of wish we didn't find him and Jeff had used him as a matchup.

Matchup in like the finals. Oh yeah. Just trotted him out. Who are these two people? In-person mashup. That would be legendary. Oh good. And it would be, and I promise you, it would be easy.

Yeah. Like that's Glennie and fasoli. Do we have a picture? Now I'm worried I oversold it. No. Yeah, that's Glennie and fasoli. Oh my God. That is Glennie and fasoli. a picture now I'm worried I oversold it no you know yeah that's oh my god that is glennie fasoli there's another one from across the bar or glennie is

fasoli that's Glenn make the facility there's another yeah I think it's 90 percent glennie it is mostly Glenn holy shit, it looks like It's the fucking chipped beef Oh, those are French kisses, okay, where do we want to play? What is I don't know how to play? All right, so the French kiss it'll be we're dividing teams. So us first your side. There are three Yep, There are. I love that. There are three Hershey Kisses hidden underneath both. First

team to find all three first wins. Hands free. And we have to hands free. You gotta French kiss your way through it. Okay. So, we're gonna go until. Okay. You're gonna go until you find one and then sub in. I don't wanna be in somebody's slop.

Ugh. I wanna go. Do we have towels? Can we get towels? I'll uh I'll just take this one for us if you guys want to. Yeah, should we go solo? Yeah, we can do that too. My lips? Kid me? Fucking kidding me? I think whipped cream is gluten free, so you're good. I'm good, but I have a beard, I don't want to get it in my beard. And my wrist is fucked.

Oh no, Nick! The hypochondriac has another thing? You think I'm a hypochondriac? I'm gonna bring in my blood work. I Never how was it Kate? Cream pies these are French kisses Oh my goodness. Sheesh. Two cream eyes.

Cream eyes. Sorry I'm all smoky. No, it's a good smell. I think so too. How'd it hit? Great. As soon as I started smoking three moms working out with strollers came down the alley. I was like, I'm a mom too. Did you say sorry for smoking a cigarette?

I said sorry to the mama bird. Oh, the mama bird at the nest? I moved. Oh, OK, that's very nice of you. Thanks, guys. I feel bad. I don't want to mess up the French kiss. Well, now it's time for the French kiss.

It's your birthday. Thank you. That's great. Apology accepted, though. Yeah, you're making this all about you. I am. So on this one, you have to French kiss all six of it. How does it work?

There's three in each, so first team to find all three first wins. Okay. Would you like to go Rainer or do you want me to go? And Kate's judging? Kate, this one Kate doesn't really have to judge. Okay so. We thought Kate would like it best if she got to sit back. Are we going time first? No same time. Same time. It's a race to the third kiss. You got this Rainer or you doing it you got a Swallow all three kisses right? Show that show each. I think you have to prove to Kate that you found him by like sending them up. Oh bit of matter Yeah

It's time to erase race race Kate also Tommy said happy birthday Kate also Tommy said happy birthday Wrongfully banned and I was against it. I'm glad you're back in the not banned timed out. What's he saying now? What he said tell Kate I said happy birthday very nice time. Why you get mad about that Brandon. That's you're a delight I Thought they went to the pool. That's a nice thing for him. Just go to the pool The pool what are you asking? Yeah? Go? Yeah? Yeah? Go balls wall your balls on wall shoot your shirts All right three two one go One Two one go Was fighting not to stare that's super Danny That's two for Danny. Dan's enjoying it too much. Oh, Danny, go. It's two.

It's two, two. Danny, come on. Danny, find a kiss, man. Three. Three. Oh, one, nothing. Four. Wow.

One, nothing. Danny wins his own game. Like a dog with rabies. This is, somebody will enjoy that What I just saw did you like what you saw? Sexuality is fluid I get it happy pride. I sad one happy pride although. Is it happy just right now? Yeah, what is? The news you know when you think of sorry what do you think of? What the fuck is this?

Oh, I don't know what that is. Oh, that's just from, oh my god. Is that from Che? Yeah, I think it's from Che. Did you bring that on the train? Is that on the train with you, Steve? Mother. Thank you.

Happy birthday, Kate. I'll say it. This rules. Thanks, guys. Is the cupcake taped to her upper pussy? It is on the upper pussy. It was on the cup. Speak, I guess, speak in a pride.

Yeah, I guess. Ma'am? Yeah, get in there. Fuck yeah. Delicious. Yeah, no, we can tell you were trying. No, it was the knows the other very important Pride is for whom?

Hey people, and who's the gayest who's the gayest guy you know? Oh? I know yes, he's leaving out and about yes. He's leaving partial. Yes going on to other ventures. I saw really sad Yeah, I love Joey loved him love him love Joey Will he dead to us that does okay? He's dead to us. He said he's working. He's got other projects in the world That's right. Yeah, and being a dog mom. That's right our mom and so now it's just Who are the who are the gays left at barstool? Oh? Just, I guess, Pat and you? Pat. Pat. There's a few more.

I played rather easy. There's a few that are closeted that we know that haven't come out yet. Gotta be. Sure. For sure. Statistically. Statistically, we have a few closeted people here.

Yeah, and he goes back to New York like once every two or three weeks. That's right, that's right. That's exactly right. Yeah. Man. We need, right. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Man. We need... Yes?

We need some lesbians. Kate, can you find us some lesbians? I... Are you talking about me? No? Yeah, find us two in the world. In my college days, it was all about experimentation. I wasn't... but I'm cool with it.

I bet you, I mean, if you hooked up with the other rugby chicks, that was probably pretty, yeah, that was pretty masculine. That was just typical Tuesday night. Yeah, that was actually. Squishy as fuck. Yeah. Am I supposed to go find a lesbian here?

Not here. We don't have any. Oh, we've got to. I don't know that we have to, do we? We ignore some pretty big demographics here at Barstool Sports. Yeah. Yeah, so there's no guarantee we have lesbians We need more. Yeah, we need more We were invited to all the women are you a lesbian we could check off every box with one No, I was gonna say I did so much gay shit this weekend. I got sunburned

I was at a pride parade just for a while. I forgot sunscreen you did so much gay shit. You got sunburned Huh? I was at a pride parade just for a while. I forgot sunscreen. You did so much gay shit. You got sunburned You didn't wear protection to the pride parade? No, I didn't Oh, yeah, pretty bad That's fine. What did you do that was so gay? Just went to the pride parade. That is pr- Yeah, that's so much gay shit. Supported. Yeah, you lot. Yeah. You got sunburned at the Pride Parade. Yeah.

Hey, Che. What's up? How we doing? Good. We gave you your props for yesterday somehow getting a win out of all of it. That was an awesome moment, but yeah, I mean, the show yesterday wasn't very good. No, but that was an extension. We don't get a hot dog in the ceiling if we don't do Che Day, so you created a great moment. If it's okay, I was gonna punish myself for that.

Oh, oh. Yeah. What if he just took a belt out and started That or like, s'pooping? Shoking himself. Yeah, choke. Stupid, stupid. How are you gonna punish yourself?

I was just gonna suspend myself for three days. For, you just want three days off? Vacation? Yeah, I have vacation. Another one? You motherfucker! When is your vacation? Yeah, I have vacation. Another one? You motherfucker. When is your vacation? Leave tomorrow.

How many? Wait, you're not gonna be here for cream day? When's it get? I don't know. Kids out of school, so it's hard. How does he get cream day off? Where are you going? Door County.

Gonna go back to caramel country. Oh, we're gonna get more fudge and caramel. Oh yeah. Going through a new area too, so. Oh man. Opening a new door? County new area too, so. Oh man. Opening a new door. County. It's how I'll bite my teeth.

All right, so I'm, no you're not suspended. You're gonna punish yourself by going on vacation. If anything, it'd be like an in school suspension. Fuck man, I should've gotten that first one faster. What's going on? I couldn't get, I couldn't get my have gotten that first one faster. What's going on? That feels like it's your event. I couldn't get my teeth on the first one, and I should have just...

I don't know what I did. You probably should have sucked it up like a vacuum. Also I'm not... Listen, no excuses on this team, right? We're not making excuses on this team? We never do. We never do. But as a team, when I was washing my face off all of the cream, it dawned on me that

two people created all these games and they're on the other team. That's a great point. Danny made the game. Danny made the game and then beat me in his game. Not an excuse. Not an excuse. That's just a fact. We're just stating facts.

What's the score? What game's going to be next? Name a Pokemon? I mean, it's one of Kate's favorite things. It is. Kate, get the dart out of the balloon. If it says drink or sig, that's not a game. You just have to drink or have another sig.

Maybe put on some goggles, Kate. If she would have lost her eye. That was very close. Hey, no one's gonna work harder though. For the rest of these. 1-0, Nick. 1-0. Well, I also have the most pressure possible

Say all right go to sick Kate I have the most pressure possible because you guys as a duo never lose We really add me it's like well. I'm the yeah, I'm the reason Yeah, I guess now that you say it out loud That's what I'll does all right here. Yeah, if you want that you say it out loud. It's that I'll it does Yeah, if you want you already had your ones Stack up the six. Where's Brandon go go throw another I Brandon he He's not really on this show. No, he's gonna be mad when he sees that the cleaning ladies in there Oh and do a quick reversal. Um, I need dog pointers

Yeah, I am he is biting at me constantly play biting Mm-hmm when I'm sleeping waking up by biting biting. How are you responding to it? Are you I read online? You can either replace it with a toy that it lights on that but then I also read I got like different feedback They there were some people that were like then he'll equate biting to a reward like I get a toy Oh, yeah, it's no positive. So then I rolled over and they said roll over hide your arms and legs and they just started humping me He has training classes coming up But any even anybody at home he's just biting I don't play biting cuz like Stella playbites Yeah, usually when I ramp her up, but it's sure it's

It's like wake up comes up licks my face nips at my so that is probably him having to go out into the bathroom he's he's uh he's he's trained on the puppy pad, so he went in the middle of the night last night, okay, and It's kind of constant Do you create him at night? No you what great? a lot of people when they on the bed with me they get a like new puppies crating is good because it He's almost a year old. That's still a puppy. Yeah, don't people People pretend that puppies are like just like, you know, the little puppies you see in terms of energy puppies

It's like oh, it's too. Yeah, it's like two three years old. Okay, like that crazy like zoomie energy. That's those It's like two three years old. Okay, like that crazy like zoomie energy. That's those Have you tried wearing like a catcher's mitt to bed like a catcher's I mass first of it Kind of like it. It's cute. But then it's just like you got it. You got to stop. Okay, so my two Tips would be one. Do you have toys for him? Oh, yeah. Okay, so that's probably out too I I think you just gotta bite him back. I tried. Oh and loved it. He loved it. No, what I would do, I think I like so did do stuff like that. You have to do like a almost like a loud yelp. I read that too. Yeah. Uh I would I would loud yelp. I read that, too. Yeah.

I would I would loudly yelp when she would play too rough. OK. Oh, scare. Yeah. Now, I wanted on the record, I was I was not actually hurt. I'm not a pussy, but I had to make her think. So you're implying that I'm getting actually hurt. Well, I would assume you are. Your wrists somehow hurts. But nine pound dog hump my wrist.

Now I can't use it. That's gonna happen. 9.4 now. Yeah, I don't know man. You try to get him tuckered out? Yeah. Oh yeah. Out today? Oh we walked, we walked two miles today together. It's not just walks though. You gotta, you gotta. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. But he's properly, is he tuckered though or is he just kind of tired? He was sideways. Okay. When yeah, oh yeah. But he's properly. Stimulating. Is he tuckered though, or is he just kinda tired? He was sideways. Okay. Like when he falls asleep, but then just wakes up.

Kong toys? Got him. Damn, you've thought of it all. I had the same problem with my kid. Was, oh yeah. Have you tried just letting him win and being like, I guess you are the in charge now. Yeah, he's gonna steal Hoopify's scooter next.

Yeah. What about covering yourself in a really bad tasting thing? I bought Apple bitters. How much money have you spent on this dog already? I'm in four figures. Apple bitters spray arrives today to put on my hands and the wires around the house. Do you want I I'm a pussy. I tried to do the the collar and

It doesn't like oh the collar that like you pull when it gets. Yeah, I don't hear like the buzzing one I don't there's also a noise one I put on cello she helped once I was like alright. It's unethical. What do you do Brandon just kind of? Kind of kill the dog you actually die on their own. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're just a waiting game really. Yeah. Them to die. I think I'm out of options. Yeah, I think it's just I'm getting bit. When do you become concerned though because every puppy bites, right? Yeah, I mean play biting is yeah. Yeah,

it's it's not like malicious. No growling or anything. Yeah. I don't know. If anybody online knows, I could use help. Try it was he nibble at your hands? Hands, my nose when I'm laying down. Like a fist and like shove it in his throat. Have you tried that? He still loves that even if... Yeah, he's getting up and wants to play.

I think the only solution if it's bothering your sleep is you gotta just go crate train. I feel bad. I know, but it also, I'll say this, this crate like getting your dog crate trained does come into Like does help later on where it's like yeah, you have people over you go out. You don't you don't trust him I mean you mean do you sleeping in a crate? Yeah? Oh, I'll sleep in a great Great, I think I'll be cozy. Where does he sleep now? Bed with me That's nice. Yeah. That's nice.

I'm like the crook of my knee. Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. I like it. I... Still has always slept in the bed. Yeah, I like it. There's nothing... Like, what am I gonna do?

You're not supposed to do that. You change your sleeping position for her? She now has a dog bed, but yeah, there's been, for the longest time, I would be in the corner of the bed. Yeah. She'd be all splayed out in the middle just living the life. Mm-hmm Yeah, okay. What did you get to bit? Toobin my favorite thing in the world sure is yep And so we'll be split into teams and we have an inner tube here that Kate will be in and we'll be curling Kate

Try to get her to the exact center court will be in and we'll be curling Kate. We're gonna try to get her to the exact center court. We'll be curling Kate to the center of the court. Hell yes. All busy here? That's his favorite sport right? You're thinking about drinking cum. Sucking cum. Sucking cum. Same thing. He likes making dude's toes curl. That's what he says when he's like curling. Kyle, were you objectifying me? What? He talked about it when you walked out of how nice of an ass you were. Were you objectifying yourself in my face? You were objectifying me. You were sticking your ass in his face. I was trying to get the chocolate. I was sexualizing you. You were? Yeah. Oh, yeah You look like the green goblin

That's a look of pure evil Down mohpaka That was you were thinking of some malicious things. I was looking at it. He's a big fat ass. Yeah All right. Yeah. You like what you see? Yeah, you do. I mean, look at how Danny was and look at how you were, man.

I was going all out for my team. But like, it didn't work. I know, I went, uh. Well, I couldn't see the pie from my angle. I made mistakes. Made mistakes. I'm covered in cream. No, I wouldn't I couldn't see the pie from my angle So, what is it tubing yeah, I think I think we're gonna have some interns bring out the contraption Okay for anyone who doesn't know I've only said in the show a hundred times tubing is like my favorite activity tubing in the boonies I've tubed Northwest the something to the Salt River in Arizona the the Delaware, the Brandywine, the... you name it.

I pretty much tubed it. Except for out here, if anybody has any good tubing rivers. Is there tubing out here? You gotta be. Gotta be good tubing. I don't know where. I gotta imagine the Fox River's tubing. It's just floating on a tube. Floating on a tube.

You can do it anywhere. So yeah, anywhere with water. You bring an extra tube, put your cooler in the middle, you tie your tubes together. You don't want to like the thrill of going down a rapid, you just want to relax. Nope. Oh, you're not talking about when it's hooked up to the boat? No, lazy river.

Lazy river. You're just sitting on a raft. People take the metal silos and go down the big, yeah. That's the next one I'm trying to get. Metal silos? Have you seen those giant metal, people use them as like swimming pools sometimes for their kids? It's like the big metal spheres. Uh-huh. You've got like 20 people in them and they go down somewhere in the middle What are you just doing a boat? But without a motor, okay, bro, it's a boat

Taking your sweet time you're like that's the that is one of those things that like that feels like the tubing community is just gonna Keep coming up with You're like, that's the... That is one of those things that feels like the tubing community is just gonna keep coming up with innovations, like, hey, that's a boat. Was it Jeffrey Tubin that showed his penis? Yeah. There is a Tubin man. Yeah. What do you do about your car?

That's the type of Tubin I like doing. So you normally have a friend park at the bottom, or you find an outfitter who will drop you off in a bus and pick you up. Or one friend parks here, one friend parks here, kind of deal. Cause it's only, normally to go three miles on a river takes like four hours.

So it's not that bad of a... So tubing's just sitting with a wet ass. Right, it's sitting in a like... But it's like drinking and you don't have to get up to go to the bathroom, you don't have to like. Oh God, okay. You could do anything. No you can't. You could do one thing.

Just sit. Go wear the ribbons. Piss on yourself. The possibilities are not endless. I think you just love pissing on yourself, Kate. But it's fun. You find like a spot on the side to pull over and. It sounds fun.

Make Nick for a while. Have you ever gone? I have. It is fun. It's been a long time. This was a college activity for me. I've never tubed in a river. I've lazy rivered at Sandcastle water. This is a spot in Texas in between like Austin and St. Antoinette. Yeah, everyone does. I did West Virginia. You tubed West Virginia. Yeah, I did that Texas one like a month ago. With your boys. Wonderful. Five boys Five hours highly recommend it to all I have a dream of

Sending White Sox Dave down the Mississippi. That would be awesome. Yeah, the whole Mississippi why Dave What did Chris long do with the pumpkin the one time you remember this no What do you do? He floated down the river in a pumpkin in a pump? I don't remember why or how far he made how big was trying to go TJ try to find that they do pumpkin canoe races every year I think the cause he was doing it for what what Kyle did your dad always buy the biggest um yeah always purchased the biggest oh pumpkin he's just in a pumpkin

He's just in a pumpkin. 38 miles. 38 miles in a pumpkin. In a pumpkin. Yeah. Is that a world record? Why did he do that for charity? Miles short of the world record. How do you get out of a mile? Why did he get out? Leaking the pumpkin.

Maybe it was... Maybe the... Oh... Oh, he tried to do it and the pumpkin sank. So he didn't quit. We can beat this. Yeah. That looks like a pretty fast current. Yeah, that looks like an intense river to do that in.

Oh no! Oh no! Oh, it's cold it looks like. It's October! Oh no! Oh it's cold it looks like! It's October! Oh yeah! Oh that's very funny! Um, we got a big hole. Big hole, Chris is pumping in, uh,

pumping and praying and paddling. Half of them are off in the sea. That's awesome. Disaster. I don't know what I'm looking at. That's a large pumpkin. What was that? That's Newton in here. Oh yeah, that's someone's face. Oh, he's under the water. Who knew? Chris is the best. And Walmart is selling them with little motors now. Pumpkins? No, tubes.

That's a boat! What if you have a motor or something? It's a fucking boat! That's a boat. Boat's a boat. Proving my point. Maybe you put it on the side of your tube. I mean, boats don't even have to have engines.

Tubing is just a boat. It's the best. It's a circular kayak. Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, we're waiting for the best. It's a circular kayak. Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, we're waiting for the tubes. Oh. Oh.

Oh my god. Oh. Megan, thank you. Yes, thank you, Megan. She was a huge help for all of this. Always. We don't know. We haven't tested anything.

OK. But boys, I think we're going to have to push her really hard, okay? Okay, got it or maybe not I'll go hop in the tube. So we're going baseline baseline to Center Court I think is the best all three at once yeah, can I get a practice push sure yeah? Yeah? Roll by yourself. Yeah, or just what one we won right are we all go. I think everybody should push okay? Yeah, or just what we won right are we all go. I think everybody should push, okay? Just just push all the way what we push her into how's it feel soccer net maybe

That's really loud for this Yeah, that'll be good. Got it. That'll be good. Oh, sweet. Should we switch it to furthest? No, I was going to say, should we make it like bocce? Yeah. I should have got more.

We got it. No, we'll just pick a spot and just closest to it. Oh, let's make it like bocce, yes. We just get three pushes. Kate bocce. Yeah, Kate bocce. That's better. Let's Kate bocce.

All right. All right, maybe one of the DraftKings logos. Okay. Yeah. Yeah from the baseline baseline to DraftKings logo. Okay I love this. So Danny do you want to go first circular one or the one on the free throw? No, the far one. Yeah, that one Brandon you go first. Yeah, you're a strong boy Yeah that baseline we have to narrow it down to a specific letter in the logo? No, we'll just we'll just we'll we'll use We'll visually figure out who is closest. I think we'll I think it will be easy The crown. Yeah the crown. What about the crown on the D? The crown is ours. Let's go Brandon!

This day could be a disaster for her. Shot in the face. Okay, he's testing. Looks like it rolls true. He's going for the far one? Yeah. Okay. Far one Brandon.

Far one Brandon. The far one. Aim for the crown. The crown. Trying to sling her? What tactic is that? I don't know. Is he making her dizzy?

Oh. You got this. You got this B. Slinger act because I don't know is you making her dizzy? You got this you got this be What's he doing Get there get there get there. That's nice. Roll Get it hey wait, don't move don't move get a marker get tape with tape Get tape Get tate tape okay, he wasn't here for you this morning. No Tate was afraid of Scoobble. What?

Scoobble. Tarek Scoobble. AL Cy Young award winner, who's the man. He's a beast. He's a hoss. Pitching unbelievably. Yeah. Tate heard we weren't serving burgers today.

He what? He heard we weren't serving burgers today. Oh, yeah. He's also set to make a lot of money. Yeah. No, what? For what team? You heard we weren't serving burgers today. Oh yeah. He's also set to make a lot of money. Yeah. No, what? For what team?

Well, hopefully the Tigers, they signed them, but yeah. Talking like, could you, like I asked him that in the interview, like, how, is it like distracting to be like, hey, if everything goes well, I'm gonna make like $450 million. What do you actually have to do to prepare for that? I don't know. I don't think there's anything you can do to mentally.

Like what are things you have to have prepared? Because especially like in this setting where in baseball, like I think he makes $10 million a year, so it's obviously not chump change, but he's gonna go instantly from making $10, $15 million a year so it's obviously not Trump changed but He's gonna go instantly for making 10 15 million dollars a year to being like I will never have to worry about money And no one in my family or like generations will to instantly But that's an air contract you get Pestered I'd imagine yeah all right mark. It's like everyone knows you're about to hit the lottery Yeah, do you guys ever have thoughts like I really hope I don't die before this Mine was the end of Game of Thrones

Short Yes, yes every year right before the NFL season starts Yeah, like would you rather dying in late August would be the worst? That's what would you rather what if you died right before Bears played it. Or right before Cubs World Series. That would be bad. So Hunter S Thompson reversed that. Didn't he kill himself after football season? That's the way to go. Like he timed it up. Intentionally. It was his team. Wait you got you got you got three more. Oh yeah. Four more.

Go ahead Nick. Oh yeah. Four more. Go ahead, Nick. All right, so you guys, they're in the lead right now. No, just tape the closest. If Nick gets closer. You gotta push really fucking hard. Okay. What's an innovation you're excited for?

Good question. Maybe something with travel. Yeah, I feel like Faster Planes. Feels like like we're getting close a working ice cream machine. Yeah Innovation I'm excited should first class should there be a better first class? I think it should be a more don't have to go in well There is a better on the long long flights like the ones that are like lay down beds like your own room Nice roll. Great roll.

Good toss. Fuck. Shit. Kyle, please you touch the cake. Bad Kyle. My turn. You gotta push harder than you think, Kyle. Harder than I think.

Harder than you think. Bad Kyle. Do I aim? You gotta aim better than that. That logo. Aim well. Aim better than you think and push harder than that logo aim aim well aim better than you think and push harder than you think nice toss Nick and chases doing exactly

what we told him not to do which is I thought I just moved the tape to where oh I think he was he was I think he's taping her so I think I'm close yeah the center of it was am I oh you're saying yeah am I winning my own game what the fuck? These guys. Che. We only- Che, we only need one spot. Whichever one's closest. It's gonna take longer to explain it, I think. Yeah, just- I don't- So he's still gonna do it his way.

Yeah, because- Ha. Suspended himself. For vacation to Door Town. Come on Kyle. He's going on vacation like seven or eight. Oh no, he tripped. Oh too much. Oh my god! Yes!

It's all up to me. Too strong. Brandon? Oh yeah, Danny. Innovation. I already oh yeah, Danny Innovation Are you jealous of those vacations you're gonna go down go down too hard I think I think self-driving cars will be pretty sick flying cars is the answer guys Yeah, we're gonna know they're alive That's too unsafe if you if every car was self-driving car would there technically just never be traffic

There should not be traffic right ideally so that would be that would be the goal Oh my god. No traffic Mine would be live VR events What don't they don't this but on the VR and it's like you're at the sphere you already watch a live They have live concert they do but I want them to be widespread like you buy tickets you want to go to a wide That's short Danny all right, so do I them to be widespread. Like you buy tickets. You wanna go to a widespread concert? Well, we'll get you to go. That's short, Danny. All right, so do I have to put-

Wait a minute, Danny. Oh, damn. Yes, Danny. I'm sorry, but, yeah. He's going mid-ass, I think. Not as hard as I could. Kyle, but like, don't you think part of the mystique, like, I love

arriving somewhere, I like planning for a trip, I like the act of going there, it's like, it's rewarding, like this uncomfort of a flight, paying, like packing, it all sucks, but when you get there, it's the biggest relief. You're breathing the Hawaii air, like, I'm not talking about Hawaii.

If I wanted to go to a concert... In your right mind, can you be like, I saw them live? I would just like to be in bed, pop on, and I'm pretty much there. But you want to be in bed for a concert? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. You don't want to be up in concert?

Lay down? Well, obviously... Being with your friends. I don't think it replaces going to concerts for the rest of. Well, obviously being with your friend, they replace is going to concerts for the rest of your life. But if you're sitting home on a Tuesday and you can go see the rolling stone heavy. Oh, no. Oh, part two. He farted to have a show. Oh, man. You farted right on her. So after the show, she always she'll call me over and I'm like hey, what's up? She said lean in I gotta tell you something

She'll just fart. Oh, yeah, she does it to you. We do we do we do fart games. I'm into that. Oh Yes That that Hank tweet today was so funny about the cream team Oh the cream team Zero notes taken. Yeah. Not a pen, paper.

And the guy was like, oh yeah, you could just probably look up YouTube videos. I was looking at their faces. It looked like one of those things that was so hard for them to understand they didn't even know where to start. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. Brandon. Yeah. Tommy just said

Uh Hey dad, we have a slight issue. Zach. It says one of your passwords was found compromised saying it was exposed on a non-Google site. He didn't hear any of that. He didn't hear any of that. No. No.

Oh no. Zach. It's the most Brandon's talked to Tommy. Oh yeah. Via TJ. How are we doing? We're doing good. We had a meeting with Eric today, the technician.

He was fantastic. How long was the meeting? About an hour and a half. Can I see your notes, just the Abridged version? You want the Spark notes? Yeah. Oh, you took some. Yeah, I jot down some Spark notes. Did you take the notes after I said no notes I took

the notes after I didn't want to be rude in front of Eric I wanted him to have my full attention so everything I could retain I went to notes but were you taking notes before I said hey why aren't you taking notes there was no notes taken yet okay so so good thing that I said hey where the notes that was about 45 minutes in. I wanted to give Eric my full attention, but you're right. And those was a great call. I got some spark notes here.

Okay. All right. So, how do we feel about tomorrow? We feel good about tomorrow. How do we feel about the machine in general? Feel great about the machine. He was able to look it over and give it a full diagnostic. And?

And it's cooling up top and the hoppers were freezing and the free cylinders we got brand new blades on the The beaters that whipped the air in we've got both the driveshaft lubed up all the gaskets are lubed the machine is in Outstanding work in order. Did he say it was a good looking machine bill health We had him check. I know there was some speculation on the our air filters earlier in the week We had the technician check the air filters. He said, these look great. I've seen so much worse. Oh! I've seen worse is...

No, but he was saying, like, you should disregard anyone saying anything bad about these. These have a ton of life left on them. Wow. He basically was like, don't let anyone talk shit about this machine. Yes, he backed it up good. Okay.

So you feel good? I feel good about the machine, yeah. It was definitely a great, like, we can watch so many videos online, but to see the, have the hands-on with the technician was was super beneficial Go ahead. What was his closing remarks was he do you think he was confident in you guys? I think so he didn't say like oh you guys got this no problem. He's good guy He was kind enough to run some things back

He was okay with like rudimentary breaking it down again like if we had a question He was so good with like yeah, we'll just do it all over again. Oh And what about any side deals? He shut us down on that. He did, we shot the shot. Side deal, yeah. Well, I woke up this morning and I saw, it was at the top of my algorithm,

a Twitter thread about the McDonald's machines that basically were a 50 year scam where they sold them these machines that were intentionally made to break and it's the same machine that we have. Oh so the so I told Zach and Jacob I was like grease this guy tell him hey you want a little something off off the record you be on call whenever we need you, we'll pay you cash. And he got shot down? He was out.

Shit. Fuck. There is some peace of mind, though. The McDonald's machines, our compressor ran for the feeding of the ice cream. We avoid all of that complication and usually issues because our machine is gravity fed. Oh, OK.

So does he think it's going to break a lot? He said they're good machines. We've got to keep with the upkeep in the cleaning everything's gravity-free and how complex is the cleaning? It's not insanely complex it is doable to understand, but it's a Definitely enough clean to make sure everyone stays food safe healthy and enjoyable when they eat their ice cream the stereo free It's true for you. Oh my god. Is that disgusting gray chipped beef? Cream to beef. Oh.

No way. Oh my god. This is my favorite food in the world. Oh, you brought way too many forks, Megan. Thank you. Yeah, Megan just won four. From scratch? From scratch.

Wow. Wow. Cake. Oh my god. Oh special. Oh special. Filling balls over here. Does anybody want some? No. Are you kidding? No, absolutely not. Oh, fuck special. W.Magan. Filling balls over here. Does anybody want some?

No. No. Are you kidding? Oh, fuck you. Absolutely not. Oh. A little bit. All right, so Zach, tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow's the day, yes, Wednesday. So when we start the Yak tomorrow.

Trick candle? The cream team is going to load the machine. Oh. Come on, Kate, blow it out. Come on, Kate. Oh, wait, is there anybody, wait, is there anybody that should sing to Kate beforehand? Yeah, maybe we

Spin an office wheel and they have to sing the Kate and if they break direct eye contact they start over I think that's a pretty good. Oh, I think that's a pretty good idea. Oh, no. Oh, no boy There goes the candle again. I Can't wait to wash these leftovers down with some ice cream tomorrow. That should be good. A little cream on cream. Kate, you're not having leftovers.

Cream, chip, beef, a little. Coach Chris. Oh. No. All right, coach. Should I face someone? Yeah, definitely. No.

Yes, definitely. No, no, let's not do that. Kate, you have to watch coach sing to you. Nobody, don't really do that. I'm facetiming him right now. Yeah, Kate with the wheel. You can go have your emergency cig. Don't really do that.

I don't even think he knows who I am, big cat, don't. You're Tate, right? Coach! Bill! Hey, we're live on the Yak right now. It's Kate's birthday and we spun the whole office wheel to decide who has to sing happy birthday to her without breaking eye contact. And your name came up. Are you ready to do it? Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to pass it to the phone. You're just gonna sing Happy Birthday to her. You gotta look at her the whole time. I'll be happy to.

All right. Of course. Oh my God. All right, I'll hold the phone. All right, hold on. All right, here we go. Kate? Hi.

Happy birthday to you. He's really looking right at me. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Kate. Happy birthday to you. All right. Woo! Yeah! Thank you, coach.

All right. Thanks, coach. You're the best. He's good at eye contact. I'll tell you that much. Intense guy. I was afraid to look away. He's down for anything. Great I'll tell you that much intense guy. I was afraid to look away Okay, you should really blow that can blow the fucking can what the hell

Damn it woman Damn it woman there it is blow the candle out I Just do a Brandon Walker impression. You did. Yeah. Kate, you're melting sludge. Oh, is everything good with Tommy? It's oozing off your breath.

He's just, I think people are sending him scams now and he's quite, oh, yes. Did the computer get compromised? I don't know. He needs to get out of there. Okay. Kate, we know your lover couldn't be here today, so he actually sent in a happy birthday video

Yes, he said he he said he sang to you after he fucked the shit out of you So he said you deny it to He's at a doctor's appointment, I didn't ask any follow-up questions Wow well I didn't ask any follow-up questions Wow We know we know White Sox Dave we said We never we we had a beautiful night at the lake Thank you guys, this is really nice, I don't know That's what we heard. Thank you guys. This is really nice. I don't know

Forward oh styling is here to look at his hands and the reflection To you Said that's what he did to you that night. Oh What those fingers? Oh, yeah So having ice cream tomorrow. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, so it's happening Yeah, we look for nine you guys we have the product we have the product. Yes, and I told them I don't want them putting the product in there until the act starts tomorrow nice vanilla on the left We heard some people want chocolate on the left chocolate on the right

No vanilla goes on the left like driving on the wrong side of the road you can't do No, no, I'm looking at him being like dude name names doing we're just gonna make sure we get it right Right now Now I'm looking at him being like dude name names doing we're just gonna make sure we get it right If you get that decision wrong have you gone mad with power these people no not at all no no I'm just Name one person that suggested chocolate on the left no one It's you right What chocolate on chocolate on the left I kind of respected or do you have that planned? That no what will be on the left what will be on the left will be? Starts with a V. So it's vanilla on the left

And then there'll be a swirl in the middle as well for you, okay Thank you ever you prefer we have both options and this sorrel, so three options total. Love it. Has it been cleaned yet? We did the full sanitation today with Mr. Eric. And how long do you... how often do you have to clean it? Mr. Eric recommended that we do a deep clean once a week. Okay, and then how about a regular clean? So the ice cream has a standby mode in it. It is good and food safe in there.

And then once a week we will clean the machine. Oh, so you just got to do once a week. That was what was recommended from Mr. Eric Technician. Yes, sir. Love that. How long does a deep cleaning take? It's not too long. It's very manageable.

Probably somewhere between, well, obviously in time, get better at it and more efficient. First clean might take 35, 45 minutes. You know, just. Oh, right. It's doable. I'm so excited for tomorrow. We look forward minutes, you know. Oh, right. It's doable. I'm so excited for tomorrow. We look forward to serving you guys.

Looks like you are, too, Zach. Sure. Are you going to be able to sleep tonight? We're doing stress tests tomorrow? Or are we saving that for Friday or something? I think we're stress testing tomorrow. I think everyone's going to have ice cream tomorrow. Tomorrow, we're just all gonna and all at once

Everybody was a little that it didn't work out Yeah, damn it. Yes, we were gonna stress test you with Joey chestnut, but he can't make oh goodness That's uh, I'm sorry. Joey couldn't make it. He's gonna come up eventually and he will do a separate Where we see how much ice cream? He might beat the machine. Yeah, we will do Man vs. Machine. We wanted to see the look on your face when the ribbon cutting and then first in line was Chestnut. That would have been amazing.

That would have not. We tried everything, but he's got a prior engagement. Sorry to hear that, but we're happy to serve you guys tomorrow. Good God. We will go Man vs. Machine Joey Chestnut at some point. Zach, how was dinner last night dinner was good. Yeah was TG do you want to show what his dinner was he had no no knots I Didn't do any garlic knots now. Yeah, he did not

Date I went not list. There was a pizza place around the corner that there was no knots on the Menu selection in the app. Yeah, so he was pepperoni pizza is good. Yeah, he an entire one pilot You got a whole pot. You want a whole pie? I did but but no side you have to do you verse Joey chest. Yeah Did he tweet it? Just no I just I texted you. Oh Nothing with the pie No, just pepperoni anything a little hot little hot honey for the crust. For the culture. Zach, have you had an Italian beef yet? I have yet to have an Italian beef.

Oh boy. I should do that. You're going to pivot to those. Two of those a night instead. Oh yeah. We should have Ed take them out. It's like giving someone their first hit of crack. I shouldn't even be telling you about Italian beef. Sounds like it could be good. I'd get down with a little Italian beef. He ate that whole pie.

Just a pie. But no garlic knots. But no knots or anything, yeah, just a pie. That was what he texted me. I said, text me your dinner. And he sent it to me. He's like, but I didn't get garlic knots. The looking pot.

That's what the guy was going to ask. But you wanted garlic knots. He said he regrets not getting garlic knots. So did you do ice cream afterwards, or just? I just did one ice cream afterwards. Oh, wow, OK. I mean, tomorrow's a big day. It is. Tomorrow's literally the most important day of important day. Do they get to eat? Oh, yeah

Yeah, yeah, do you get I'm gonna get the first well though so the for the ceremonial start is gonna be all three of us hitting the So we'll have all three of us I'll go swirl and then you go I'll go whichever Jacob doesn't want to let him gonna handle dispensing. I was gonna say that might be the stress test. I don't know She never gonna find out for to him. I want the first pour to be all three of us hitting it at the same time Wow, we all have Wow Vanilla yeah vanilla twist chocolate. That's exactly right. Yeah, that's the order. There was never another order. Yeah, it's 70% strong. Mm-hmm All right, Zach. All right small biggest day your life. It is a huge day. Yes, sir I look forward to serving you guys get some rest tonight. Yeah, please are you you're not part of the Tate after dark

Are you yeah, we have them with the with this social tonight. Okay, but you're not competing. I'm not running Okay, have you practiced your form? Yeah, elbow feels good. Yeah. I've been doing range of motion exercises. Very good. I think I'm ready. And what about the offhand, the cone holder?

I might have been going wrong elbow. Oh, no. Oh, thank you for bringing that to my attention. Yeah, of course. You have 24 hours. Yeah, tons of time. Are you ready to scold if people are getting unruly in line? A customer is always right, so we just had to be attentive to their needs. Okay. Yeah, and then we'll have all the cones, right?

Yep, we're gonna we'll have all toppings cones bowls as well. No way one toppings as well Yeah, it's he came through the topping dispenser and everything is gonna it might be later in the week, but we The only thing he had to do he had to find a jar I do want sprinkles, okay What is this oh? My god Thank you Cream chip be I thought you guys were over there making the cream chip beef. I was excited. This is how is the CCB? Honest to God, this is the best I've ever had

Genuinely, and I've had a lot. This is Megan crushed it by the way Zack you You shouldn't be ashamed because we all we have another person in the barstool world has been doing some unusual eating Biz announced on check. Let's see. He has gout No way and yeah, he's been eating a 12 ounce steak for dinner and then an 8 ounce steak for dessert. Did he get the pills? He said, like he was talking about his eating out habits.

He goes to a restaurant five nights a week. Houston's a nice family restaurant. Oh yeah. Turf and turf. Don't laugh at me. What is gout? What is that? It's the disease of king.

Yeah, I think it literally is the disease that because like the only the rich people got it because it was wine and red meat Large has it Arash has Crystals in your joints, so I think you get like gout Flare-ups if you eat too much so his toes hurt because he ate too much You'll start swelling up. I think yeah, and he did he did all this I think he's sober during the playoffs, so he did this like the hard way. Yeah, he's a he's a fucking warrior

Fucking really really worked hard. Yeah couple of steaks yes every night oh All right, Zach all right tomorrow, sir. I'll eat the other one. No. There's one in there. Oh Is it good? Oh, all right, Zach all right tomorrow, sir. I'll eat the other one. No. There's one in there Is it good? Oh, man? Big head did you say flying cars for your innovation was that Brandon? I was Brandon there we got him there kind of is this I saw this video. It's a single-seat Plane that doesn't require a pilot's license what that that's not good. That's bad. That's awful I don't these loopholes aren't good He's going fast as fuck my buddies airstrip, and I'm flying home take you guys require no

You just buy it right, but how does it not require? That feels... Where's it going? What's it got? I understand that. Is there an airstrip or is he just going to angle into Ohio? He has an airstrip. About to park in a residential street. He doesn't have shoes on. What?

This is not good And it's five gallons of mixed fuel so you've got I use How far can you go in the 100 mile radius cut your commute in half Pranif I saw you soaring the sky I gotta get back. Tommy got the computers compromised. Just take off. Be tough to have good hair days, I think. Oh yeah, there he goes.

I mean, this eventually will go horrifically wrong for him, right? Very soon. This is just a, this is just a yard. That's his airstrip there strip yeah that's grass crunchy road don't wait dude you're going a hundred miles an hour just one little the the the wheel catches turns him he's gonna run in that tree so become highly illegal within the next 48 hours. By the end of the show, maybe.

Did you see the guy in China who, it was like one of these, or it's, you know when the fan is on the back, but you have the parachute above you? And he accidentally went to the stratosphere and almost froze to death? No. That happened like a week or two ago. And he.

Live and learn. He got sucked up. He got sucked up into a cloud. I guess sometimes a cloud can suck you in. Didn't know. And so he got sucked sucked up he got like sucked up into a cloud like I guess the sometimes a cloud can like suck you in Didn't know and so he got sucked up into it He was just like stuck at like I'm making this up like 80,000 feet for 20 minutes nightmare He was like covered in icicles and stuff by the time he came back down How much is it how much do we think 35 grand new

That guy that in that video bought his on Facebook marketplace use That's not a flying car Get the cream team on this that's just a shitty plane barstool camp. What's the difference? Well flying cars a flying car. This is something Donnie would do like you would watch a video I think you have fly up to get the hot dog down. Yeah You want to do the DraftKings ad Steven and Kate can you go throw a dart? Yeah sure don't worry. I'll finish all this The NBA finals are here This is your last chance to bet on the NBA until next season and the DraftKings Sportsbook, an official betting partner of the NBA, is pulling out all the stops to make this finals

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Okay, what did you get beaver damn? Oh? Beaver damn. Oh. Beaver damn. Interesting. So all of us will be drawing our most erotic picture of the beef that we can. That will make Kate say damn. Ooh, alright. Eight chubs is the winner.

Okay, here's Gruden. Very excited. He was all in. You guys need markers. Look under your seat. Fun fact, the Beav went to LA on Sunday night on a red eye. And when he got to the LA

airport at 3 in the morning, he ran into a Yakker named Sam in full Yak shirt and hat. Double Yak'd up. Double Yak'd up on a Sunday, I guess Monday morning. Kate, you'll judge based off of however you want. How much you like it. Accuracy. Oh. We have pens or? Markers under your seat. Beaver damn. Beaver damn. And they'll have to mix them up so I don't know whose beavers whose we see one picture of one photo of beef Maybe what if we can't draw it all you?

Just need to see one pic of the piece is all I need think of like Ray Romano Yeah, do you? There is oh, yeah, okay. Okay. All right, maybe like three minutes and we'll talk during. You could do a mullet, you could do. Is that what you'd like? Yeah. Don't forget the Coke Nail. All that good stuff.

Can we see him one more time? Yeah. Oh yeah. We've been together almost eight years now. Eight years with the beef? It's been a minute. Time's kind of flown. Eight.

I know. 2018? I'm not good at math. Wait a minute. Were you guys... Secret. Yeah. Wait a minute.

We were a secret for like two years probably and then we couldn't hide it anymore. Why? I got fat wait really that was kind of you walked in pregnant and they were like who's the father and you're like there was a lot of speculation online about who the dad of my baby was wait really?

what do people think? I was like we should probably just say it now probably some random dude from a dive bar was like the number one guess I'm so bad at drawing Mm-hmm probably not good podcasting that's on me no Fuck Fuck. How? Kate? Yeah?

What's his penis look like? I'll say it. I know you'll say it. We gotta get him in here one day. A dooser. A dooser. He's got a dooser? No, it's great.

He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He's got a horn. He. A doozer. He's got a doozer? No, it's great.

He's got a heart. He's got a heart. He's got a heart. What all do you, people do their 30 before 30 list. Yes. What's your 40 before 40? My 40 before 40,

again, I would love to tube more, hit a couple more rivers. I've never done the Mississippi. That would be exciting. More tubing. More tubing. I do wanna get back into standup again a little bit. Yeah. That's good. Should we say it?

Yeah, we can. Kate's doing Zany's in less than a month. Yes. I know, July 2nd I think. July 2nd at Zany's. Thank you for the invite. I don't know if the tickets, the link is up yet, but. It should be, I won't panic on stage and fall apart.

I don't think you will. It'll be great, it'll be good. So that'll be fun. What else do I wanna do? Get my OnlyFans really going. Yeah, you finally gonna. Finally, once I hit 40, who cares. There's gotta be a market for that, right?

What else do I wanna do? I don't know, Kate. That's pretty much it, I guess. Is that sad? No. Travel a little more? Where do you wanna go? Where would I like to go?

The Jersey Shore? You can draw. Going there at the end of the month. I'm going back to the Kelsey party. Okay. I'm going, I'm making it to that one. Ciel City in June. Gonna pay another grand to play Flip Cup with the Eagles.

Wait, that cost you money? Oh, it's for a charity. Oh, okay. And I had a ton of drinks last time. That wasn't a joke. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is nothing. A thousand dollars, it turns out it's not nothing.

Especially if you're gonna lose to the Eagles. But still, I'll do it again. Did anybody else have Donnie's steak sandwich? No, it was amazing. Was it good? As good as food can get, anything better is negligible. Was that the best thing he's ever made? I told you it was microwaved. You're lying, because Was that the best thing he's ever made? I told you it was microwaved. You're lying, because that was the best thing he has ever.

What did you say about the microwave lasagna? Lasagna was, uh, heke. Oh, uh, heke. So talented. So talented. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who's the chef he's with?

The chef looks very cool. I don't know, but that was the best thing he's ever made. Yes. It is as good as things can get. What's the toppings on it? What's the good? It was whatever that... Chimichurri.

Thank you. All right. I can never remember the word chimichurri. I have my beef. I have my beef. Okay. I've completed my beef for you, Kate. I've completed my beef.

Mm-hmm. Again, haven't said this since college. Let me see those beefs. Oh wait. I drew Kate's beef oh Yeah, that is yeah dense there's a heft to it My beef is ready all right. Oh wait. Are you guys gonna mix them up, and then I'll pick um No, okay, I just present them That's where we sit Can you get rid of the girl? She's distracting the girl. Oh, yeah me

Okay, I thought you're reading comments on the show Today of all days man Who's going Danny? Where's your beef? And this is Kate's subjective scoring team scoring yeah Is it individual pursuit or a team pursuit team okay? All right go Danny all right? This is my hybrid of the beef as a beef whoa Danny I'm in trouble. You got the arm hair too.

And the coke nail and the cigarette. Oh shit. So we take it closer to the camera so the audience can see it better? Not a bad idea. Not a good idea. Okay. Well I thought the camera could get closer to you. He's gonna love that too.

Uh oh. Oh. Turn to your right Danny Danny's yeah, that's pretty fucking good. That's with now Danny Danny's like a super talented draw artists he drew a bunch of pages for that book. We were gonna put out Oh, we're we just split the half right down the moon all right um I did full-body beef Yeah, half right down the middle all right um I did full body beef Harry long mullet, and he's fuck he's proposed. He has a wedding ring

He has a wedding ring in his hand Yeah, he's uh Honestly, you nailed it. Yeah You want to turn it yeah? He's got a little beavis and butthead-y kind of face there. Yeah. I like that. I'm into that. Go ahead. Hey, I can only draw one thing.

Okay. But the Beav is in the window of the Yak house. Smoked us. So there he is at home, waiting for you. That's all I can draw. That's really sweet. Wait a minute. A little two-bedroom starter home that the Beaver is.

There he is in the window, because the shirt says Beaver. That's how you know it's him. Yep. That is so him. Yep. Thank you, Brandon. Sweep. Sweep.

Boys. I tried to make mine cool more on the outside with how I wrote the Beaver. And I don't know. Why does it look like he's wearing a little beaver hat? We'll put it on the fridge. He's got the teeth. He's got the teeth.

Yeah, that's nice. He's got the teeth. He's got the mullet. No, definitely. I bet you Kate likes that, too. The writing is very cool. That was nice. The writing was cool.

Kyle, you're going to have to save it. It's Beeve and a gyre of hammers. Whoa! He'sre of hammers by hammers Supercool, oh, yeah, that's a fantasy. I I misunderstood this Let's see what you got I I I drew a I drew a big fat dick and balls I drew a big fat dick and balls Self lead is around his big old penis Okay. Oh, those are all shockingly accurate. And he's got the nipples.

I like the ball hair. The ball hair's nice. Which one's nice? I am like Brandon, I can only draw one thing. Which one made you say damn though? Which one makes you go damn? Damn. Well, Titus, that has to be the thing you see the most.

You know it well. I gotta go with Titus. Oh no. Two to one. Two to one. You know it well. I gotta go with I mean tightest Yeah, I thought it was balls would be the play so my goodness. It's good to be Rewarded I knew that winner over yep, Danny. I mean, but your back is bad now imagine. I would just sent me the replica It's spot-on Imagine that would just sent me the replica. It's spot on All right, yeah, I got a I got a ad read real quick Titus put that down for shit This is not a fishing scam because I have been fished by uber eats But this is a real uber eats introducing exclusive eats only on uber eats every week

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Woo! Yep. Oh, accidentally grabbed the taco thing. I want it so bad. I want the steak sandwich too. I want both. I want the steak sandwich too I want both he's warm all eating into the mic and I hate people who hate me eating into the mic and this is a T Payton's meal his munchie meal he paid I love you pain man. What's your favorite song?

Call him out Kate If you really love him name five songs from I don't have five T pain songs you go around wearing that T pain shirt You can't even I know had my vintage T pain shirt. What's his real name? Terrence Tavis you'll never carry Fahim Najm What how do you know that we just researching him? I'm a T pain guy Terrence? Tavis. Terry. Fahim Najm. What? How do you know that? Were you just researching him? I'm a T-Pain guy. How long?

Really? It's Fahim. Yeah. Yeah, what'd I say? Fahim Najm. To make it seem like you're the T. I said Fahim Najm. I did.

Oh, we should do an auto-tune show. We were going over the green screen last night. That would be fun. T-Pain's do an auto-tune show. We were going over the green screen last night. That would be fun. T-Pain's a huge auto-tune guy. Oh, I was just gonna bring this up next. He's got three loos? Yeah, Akon is just one of his 12 names. Booga time is, they just threw that in there.

I mean, booga time. Booga time. Booga time, sneaking in there. If he chose Akon, I would've chose Booga time. Oh yeah. Or maybe Lou Lou Lou. Akon might be con might be DJ? Can we tear his names? Because a con might be bottom. It's not top three Did you ever have to read that story growing up ticky ticky tempo? No, sorry, mo char boy, but she picked Perry Pemba

Oh, I see you memorized it We all had to read it growing up. It is exactly like where a Came from where you just you just choose one of the 12 names you were assigned to. He went with Akon. Remember Akon City? He tried to start a city. Does he have three wives? Perhaps.

Really? I think he might have three wives and seven girlfriends. Three times the nagging, am I right, guys? You keep asking that as a question, but you know. I don't know if their wives are girlfriends. Three wives. And I don't know if it's three. Would you guys, if you could, have more than one wife?

No, no. Oh, God. I'd have zero before I had three. Nine children of four wives. Oh. Nine and four. Wow. Wow. So you play pretty, that's a wild card. It's a football team.

Yeah. That's fucking, make it a music city ball. That's why he got his own city. He needed it for all the kids. Didn't he have his own money as well? Oh, he owned a diamond mine. Like, oh, that's conflict diamonds. Oh, he doesn't believe in them.

It's just a movie. I, uh. Oh, no, he has them, but he just doesn't believe them. Yeah, no, no. I don't believe in them. Oh. I started, I'm speeding through rehearsal, and I'm only on the second episode

I'll finish it tonight that same that pilot who got kicked out for all the apps. I was screaming unbelievable It's like it Unbelievable how many trials did they have to go through before they land like I feel like he films every day for two years How does he find that first off and the money he must spend on this is so funny. And to just willingly admit. So funny. That you got kicked off. It gets crazy.

Every app. It gets crazier. It gets way crazier. Again, episode three is like one of the craziest things you'll ever watch in your life. You will love his stuff. When the guy was like, I got kicked out for every app. Oh, and also Instagram

It's all I think about whenever I get on any plane now is I wonder if my pilot has gotten kicked off any dating He got kicked off seeking arrangements. I think oh, yeah Nearly impulsive literally just like trying to hook up right nothing else I'm just like you're a third in the plane with the woman pilot and he couldn't stop I have not You have to watch I was like, oh my god. I have not. They were like, why'd you get? You have to watch. I was screaming at my TV. You don't have a choice.

Incredible. You don't have a choice. They were like, why'd you get kicked off? He's like, different beliefs. Yeah. Whatever that means. It's one of the greatest seasons of television I've ever seen.

I'm excited. I'll think about it 30. Every episode's like 30 minutes, right? Yeah. I'll think about it the rest of my life. What's it available on? Max you got that. Yeah, I got them all now. I just said fuck it just buy them all Yeah, you kind of I came to Apple TV the other night. It was last one. Yeah, you kind of have to Yeah, and yet when you when you want to watch a movie you got nothing nothing none of them have it

You have them, but you got to pay for a movie comes to mind. You're like. Oh, I haven't seen yeah the rock Yeah, all the Amazon to buy sure it's on and then it's now That's it it's on how the fuck is it not on and it redirects to 2b Yep, and then you got it. They're gonna eventually I mean I've always said they're just gonna eventually bundle them all right And it'll be awesome. Yeah It's fucked You don't have cable do you no okay? No, I just use the YouTube TV and I do my army of a cable give YouTube TV

I do you have MLB TV. I do I mean he's got a lot many TVs? All right. So the problem is I probably should get rid of cable. What's our key network where the Cubs played is not on YouTube TV. That's right. So I can't watch if I have just YouTube TV. I'm fucked. So you're using YouTube TV and cable as the same. When you're asked if you had cable and I noticed Brandon, you did the exact opposite. Right. You were asked, do you have cable? You You said no, I have YouTube. I don't have cable I have YouTube TV and what what's the Chicago sports number YouTube TV is not cable I know but Dan Dan did the exact opposite of what you did. Yeah

It's cable replacement. Yeah, but not if I want to watch Cubs was not cable Right, right. You just Marquis Network went on YouTube TV. I'd probably would get I think you have I'm Hulu for a little Markey and they might be on food. I think you need to take a bigger stand against the Chicago sports blackout thing. I think you're the only guy among us who can't watch blackhawks games. I know. Or any bulls game. You can't watch anybody in Chicago. How do you do it? What? Like if I bought, I was watching it on NHL website illegally. Yeah, I believe food. Well, there's a legal way to watch Blackhawks games, right? Yeah, you have to have it's on direct TV No, it's on

Fucking foo bow and then there's also one carrier that always fucking foo bow who has RCN No, the Chicago HSN is the carrier, right? No, but they like RCN has something no one has. Yeah It's a fucking cluster. People were going out and buying antennas. Yeah, it was nice. Oh, he did no I just watched it illegally. Yeah the whole season, and I was just like I'm not gonna pay for this cuz fuck them Why did they do it? They tried to start their own network to try to get people to buy like the cable for that network And they just didn't strike a deal with like all the major cable companies. Well they're not carrying anyone.

Everyone has. Yeah. It's crazy. And they didn't even strike that deal until the seasons have already started. Yeah. It's a whole cluster. When the season started it was assumed they would strike a deal with YouTube TV within days and they just never got around to it.

It's one of those things that you hear happen in like Phoenix might have this happen. Not Chicago, like I know that sounds crazy, but like you'd be like, oh yeah, like, oh, you can't watch a Hornets game in Charlotte. Like, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Charlotte. LA had it with the Lakers and Dodgers. You had to have spectrum to watch. It's crazy. To watch those games. How would you offense those other ones? And when, yeah, that's why I moved actually. I used to live there. The cable problem's falling. LA has gone to hell.

This is fucking crazy. This fucking city. I found out last night, Liv is a strong work, because I don't know how long he's going to be staying here. But he's currently staying. Hoopify is staying like a block from my house. Really? He was just on a scooter. I did find that out as well. So you, Hoopify is staying like a block from my house. Really?

He was just on a scooter. I did find that out as well. So you Hoopify and Stefan. Yeah, and he was scootin'. And I was outside on the rocking chair and he scoots by and I just was like, is that? And he stops, he screeches in the middle of the street. He's looking for kids.

He's looking for kids. Yeah. I stay right over there is what he said. Stay? I said where you live and he's like, I stay right over there, is what he said. Stay? I said, where you live? And he's like, I'm over there for the next few months. Stay is cool, though. Yeah.

Yeah, the black people would just stay around. Where I stay. Somebody, I think Wyatt, lives with like three DJs who are on the night shift. Huh. Who are not on, no. Who play the music throughout the night. During the night.

Yeah. That's tough. Three DJs. To the play the music throughout the night during the yeah Three DJs want to balloon yeah, yeah Steven weren't you supposed to be the guy who had the schedule for all of us until we knew when when vacations yes, I have it He just doesn't share with us. Oh, no, I need to get dates for everybody, but I do have the calendar But did you put your own dates in there? I'm putting She did too I Have yours though. Oh, she's gonna do them all she's doing them all Nick. I don't know Whatever she wants. Oh

Okay She doing them all Nick. I don't know Oh Yes, she decided on a rampage Smell like cream I feel like I should you're covered in really yeah. All right. I got two more cigs great news Eat into the mic. Ah! Been doing that. Already done? Date with Kate, sad face. Oh yes. Which one would you rather do?

Date with Kate. Date with Kate? Yeah. Oh, okay, you're saying date with Kate. I thought you said Tate. I thought she said Tate with Kate as well. Oh no, date. It's date with Kate.

Those guys are fucked tonight, by the way. Fucked. Yeah. Fucked. Say that every time. No, no, no. I'm in it. It's impossible. You guys are so fucked. They asked. Fucked. Yeah. Fucked. Say that every time. No, no, no. I'm in it. It's impossible. You guys are so fucked.

They asked me to be in it this morning. Why is he a pervert? Because he made his name Ohio State. Here's the thing. Mark can't even really help him with this. I can't. It would only be one third of the equation. Right.

So they're going to do 50 in a row where the ball can't hit the ground and they have to make the lay-off. They are fucked. And I'm not saying this like they're fucked because they suck, some of them. But also, I think honestly Mark, if like you, me and Hank did this, we'd probably miss one lay-up out of 50. Yeah, out of 50, yeah we probably would. Like it just kinda, you just miss a lay-up every now and then. What if we dropped the ball, yeah.

Yeah. They have to do that maneuver 50 times straight Making a lap every time so that they're run the whole time. Yeah, there's ridiculous stipulations There's mincy has to make the tenth layup There's a lefty layup a wheelchair layup Rico has to be the last no backboard layup. Oh Bosco's here 50 I got asked to do it this morning. I'm not sure how they come up with the number You're doing it Danny. Yeah, I don't know who I'm filling in for but I asked about the number funny You funny you say that okay. They said it was a nice round number

You needed to know that answer What's that that was we could have yeah, but I'm just saying there's no science behind it at all The 41 free throws was like alright. That's the record 20 is also a nice round number agreed Yeah, I mean they're not gonna be they're gonna get to like 30 and then no backboard They're gonna fuck that up or alley-oop. This is a horrible challenge because They're not gonna be able to do it But also it's gonna it's not like something that can't be done that people watching are like no that looks tough It's right watching are gonna be like how the fuck yeah

They're gonna get gassed eighth graders could do this and you guys can't you know There's gonna be so many of those comments who is competing Again, I just got told this morning. It's me Kadek Annika Megan Tate chief white socks Dave then mincy has to chair one che Rico Rico is Rico actually competing or is he just the last layup? Rico is Rico actually competing or is he just the last layup? He's competing he sent like a pump up text yesterday, so you got to just find your best three

Do the first two with everyone else and then just run the best three you can't do anything else can mincy make a layup No occasionally So I mean like I'm more worried. He'll have to be part of the weave like passing and stuff too. I don't think he's. Have you practiced. Direct chest pass. Don't say I'm not doing this. You can't travel or double dribble either. Don't try to get me into this thing. Are you allowed to go super slow? I'm not doing this. I believe so. So you'd be one of the best. Brandon you'd be good. Titus obviously you'd be good.us obviously be good. Oh What What tips got fired? Oh, oh really? I think that makes sense is this real. I felt like it was happening Whoa

That seems I mean that's wild never- He's in conference finals. Shallow rosters, man. What do we think, Jay? I mean, if we lost to Detroit or got washed by Boston, I understand it. Jalen Brunson just endorsed him. At the somewhat, one of the reporters was like, so are you, do you stay on with Tibbs for next year,

or whatever? And he was like, is that even a real question? He's like, of course I do. So that's a wild move. I would think that comes from Dolan, but I mean, Leon Rose is a big supporter of his. Brunson and that whole core really liked him. So I liked him too.

I thought he was great. I thought he's just great. There are better coaches out there, I think. I think that he did a great job. I think he deserves to be back. I did too, yeah. I mean, he's a very good coach. He has not obviously gotten to the final step

And he does are always in the way. How are you going to yeah? They play pacer basketball. Yeah, just play pacer basketball I never understand that when a coach does really well, but loses in the end why they fire him? Wouldn't it be way worse odds that the next coach will do better? Well, yeah. I mean, it happened in Chicago. He was the coach for very successful seasons. That one was also weird because there was like a, I think the front office was maybe bugging his office. Remember that story?

And so I think you just get to a point where it's like, all right We can't go any further. We got to try something walk away from each other. But yeah, there's Like so accessible. He's really successful Like like how did Jim Harbaugh Niners break up like that doesn't make sense, but it's just you kind of run your course Yeah, I think the obvious thing would be if Jay right would be willing to coach all of his old Players oh that would be great. I've heard Michael Malone who the nuggets fire and it would be hilarious He's like a similar type kind of hard hard-headed. I need to be Rick Brunson Hi, I'm higher che

Are you on the list would you throw your hat in the ring? No, I like what I got going on here You wouldn't throw your name as vampire che into the theoretical list to be the coach of the Knicks. I'm withdrawing I feel like I would hurt the team what I'm an extent. Why so what could you get them to the playoffs? I that team would be hard to miss the playoffs. What happened to the Statue of Liberty? Are they uh... Break her arm.

Are they real or did I get chained by the... You got chained. Fuck. I got chained. Are uh... are they trading towns, Jay? I hope they don't. I like Kat a lot. I mean, he's not a great defender, but what are you trading for?

If you're trading for Janus, understandable. But other than that, I don't see like a big upgrade over cat The rants old like no, thanks Is the coach mad or is he like it was time? I'm gonna go Probably mad. He's probably why is he hanging on to the hair? It's good question. He also is uh he's Tibbs is one of those guys that like all he has is basketball Okay, like there's a story about when he started his career as a coach He's, Tibbs is one of those guys that like, all he has is basketball. Okay. Like there's a story about when he started

his career as a coach, I think he was either a long term girlfriend or maybe engaged to be married and he just broke up with her and was like, I can't, because basketball. So he's like a monk. A basketball monk. He just was like, yeah, we're not doing this because you're gonna want a family

and my family is basketball. I respect that,? Yeah, oh Am I wrong, okay, okay, okay,, is this a joke picture that it's morphed? Oh, so it was Max. Oh, I'm so dumb. Sorry. Oh. Oh, no.

AI is going to have a straight hold on you. You're so fucked. I'm so screwed. You're so fucked. Oh, no. Well, hm. Very handsome. You're not wrong. it did look like Max.

How would you like to date with Kate? Sure. Okay. Let's do it. Oh yeah. Uh, it will be all of us in a line. Okay. And you will have a box of dates and you will try to hit us with them.

Okay. We won't move and the last person standing. Okay. Yeah, give me your dates. Yeah. Yeah. She's throwing them at us. Chucking dates.

How could she miss? Is that expensive? I feel like dates are pricey. Oh, Nick's got it. With a new dog and everything. Just from where she's sitting? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I like that actually.

Hold on. I like that a lot. I haven't really thought this one through are we trying to catch him about dates this morning Yeah, actually if we throw it. We have to catch it in our mouths, okay, and if we miss we're out You'll choke on the date That was like a that was like a five-year-old threat like well, I'll choke on it if you give me these scissors I'm gonna hurt myself run. He knows it would ruin my life. I will choke on this joke you choke on a date Yeah, you've already you've killed in this off. Yeah This is just Nick's fucking perverted way for us to eat his stupid foods. Yeah, I've never had dates

This is just Nick's fucking perverted way for us to eat his stupid foods. Yeah, I've never had dates Hate them, but fill them with blue cheese and wrap them with bacon. Yeah, so make them just not Cafe Bob Ariba I love that Nice Tupperware, that's that is a throwaway plaster. I know but it's nice. I know I was it okay NBA team. Would you like to coach? Kidding the Knicks We're kidding of course because I don't want to Wow coaching somewhere now Okay, okay, just a joke, just a joke. J-Write to the next. Heard it here first, pardon my take. Wow. Oh, is he coaching somewhere now? No.

No. Where does the guy like him go to? What was that? Forgot which one to list. Tibbs. Tibbs. There's no assistant coaching roles that are desirable, right?

He'll get a head coaching role. No, he'll fall down. In the NBA? NBA head coach is very... Like the hornest roles that are desirable right? He'll fall down the NBA He'll either get a head coaching job or he'll get a job like Jeff Van Gundy like a special assistant You're trying to get him a kiss like he's not gonna be an assistant coach But he could be like an analyst or you don't mean where it's he gets a lot of money He gets the talk ball. He'll be coaching the Pelicans in a year. He wouldn't go to a college team?

No, definitely not. That's a guy I'd love to have back, Jeff Van Gundy. Jeff Van Gundy? He's really had with the Clippers this season. Yeah. Is Nick's coach the most desirable goal for any basketball coach? I don't think so.

I think no. With that roster they have now? Oh, in like right this? Right now, is this like the most like? Of any opening? Would any tenured coach leave an NBA team? Possibly. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Because I mean, they are good. What would be the, I mean, the premier job job probably still the Lakers just because they don't Well, actually LeBron changed that they fire guys now Mm-hmm. Oh basketball coaches. Yeah, and it doesn't really like the idea that enters our braid of like you want to live in New York Or LA or Miami. I don't think coaches think that way. They don't give a fuck. I think it might be Oklahoma City Well, yeah with the roster. Yeah, I mean they're gonna be Probably has a pretty sick life He does but if you told spolstra like like part of why he loves that job is cuz the heat Yeah, the culture in the organization everything. I don't think spolstra. Do you think he's like really?

No, I'm rising the Miami probably not part of his job like really maximizing the Miami part of his job. NBA coaching also is just so weird because basically like you hope you have the, you hope you have like a top 10 guy and then you have to hope the top 10 guy likes you. Yeah, wow. Because if you don't have either of those, you're cooked. You don't have a top 10 guy or you have a top 10 guy

and he doesn't like you, you're done. Yeah. And then even then it's still sometimes. Yeah. Even done. Yeah. And then even then it's still sometimes. Yeah. Even then. Yeah. What does Tibbs do in his free time? Like go to fake houses with dudes and talk about basketball?

Yeah, he's basketball. Is he a children? No, I think he's single. Oh, he's a single. Can you look up the story about his fiance? Let's do the dating show with him next. Who's the third longest tenured coach in the NBA right now? The third longest yeah cuz Kerr and

spolsterer mmm obvious I don't know has he ever had like a scandal somebody that's been there for five years. I mean Billy Donovan. It's Billy Donovan Yeah, it's gonna be Billy Donovan. I mean how long's Carlisle been there four years It's Billy Donovan. It's good trivia It's good trivia Brandon MVP range got for me anybody is Oh, it's Malone. No, I got it. Nailed it Maybe Chris Finch, no, I got fired. Maybe Chris Finch.

Yeah, I don't know. How long is Tai Lu? And you know what? I don't know what the answer is. Yeah, find it for us, Jason. That's fine. That's just fine. That's Kirk.

You didn't find it for us. Tibbs has never been married, according to a 2012 New York Times profile. Tibbs was engaged while he was a graduate school at Salem State But the marriage was called off six weeks before the scheduled wedding Because he was so focused on basketball I love that Steven. Do you have an answer for us longest tenured? I'm looking right now. Okay, okay find it for us. Come on, Che

server error Okay. Server error. Server error. How do you get a server error? Hang on. I click glove 15. Server error. That was funny. It's Donovan.

It's Donovan. Yeah. It's Billy Donovan. Yeah. Which is crazy. And he was hired... Yeah. 2020.

It's Tai-Liu. 2020. Tai-Liu and Billy Donovan. Oh., and he was hired. Yeah I love it. I love and Billy Donovan of 20s 2020 Is the third? That's crazy. Yeah, it's boy settled a lot of a lot of turnover a lot of turnover. It's Okay, well you're throwing dates at us yeah, okay, let me catch a date, okay? Okay, well you're throwing dates at us. Yeah, okay. Let me catch a date, okay? We go gonna do a big art go Nick come on Nick That's just an awful

Road overhand it okay overhand it. These are crazy. These are really hard Our dates are never were for me. This one's done. This one's done. Are they like, they have half density? Brandon, have your, have your. Whoa, yeah. I just wanted you to see. Well, a chip a tooth.

Ow. Yeah, they're hard. Throw me one underhand. OK. Oh, it's like a huh One more yeah backwards hat. I'm a bad thrower. Yeah, I didn't factor this in oh Yeah, not getting enough air get to him There you go

Not I played sports in high school. Oh There it is. Oh all right to to it hurt. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't I thought dates were like way smaller They were gooey. Yeah, not gooey. Oh That was a mess all right fucking bang my tongue That was your tongue. Yeah, you get a poop tooth out of that sound all right to to pick them up He's not picking up to pick them up You pick them up you want to see my ass

Okay, I didn't know what dates were there's like a big They're not good. It's a big suppose Yeah, what is it a dry? Yeah, is that what it is? My wife has been told she's supposed to eat a lot of these because they yes loosen up your pussy Just in general I don't know that's what the doctors like like when it's time start eating some dates and that'll oh So we have the house, but I don't know how much she's eating them.

What's it do to the mail? Yeah, so how many dates until the pussy gets wet? Like three, four? I think that's a, it's closed for business for me right now. Rx bars are mainly dates. That's all. All right. Oh, okay.

There you go. Thank you, Jay. You have Rx bars a lot, Steve? You still, yeah. Hit the last three last three. How's your puss? You see Francesca Pitching granola bar. It was very funny. He's just very I think he just does a podcast by himself in his basement now He was oh What do you mean?

Oh I forgot this is your nightmare Brandon. Well at least they're over there. I think a lot of those are probably just cigarettes for Kate. And if I know when they're going to pop, I'm good. Okay. Drink, drink. Treasure chest bathroom? Yes Kate. Oh no.

Treasure chest bathroom? Yeah. Danny, Oh, no. Treasure chest bathroom? Yeah, Danny, could you grab that next to you, to your right? Uh-oh. Oh, boy. What does this mean? You should know what this means. Yeah, this is Kate's special. Come on, Kate.

Danny, in the corner. Treasure chest? Oh, no. Uh-huh. I understand that these games are biographical. Do I have to take a shit? She's just finding out that there's a hidden. Kate can end there's a until you take a shit Ours was orange in the treasure chest, but this was the idea is this it was small version of that version smaller

Yeah, even smaller some people in my life have contested this my brother confirmed, so I don't know people call us crazy I'd have two bags of shit okay from my dog seriously no were you excited or mad I don't know I don't really know what feeling I had we will split it up you guys get your bags of shit we get ours and whoever it makes the most in the bucket oh and loser they're losing to mess that piss in it okay and Kate you can take this home it's fun it's fun it's fun poop and for anybody who's ever had to poop in a coffee can in the back of their car Or I hate this. I know it feels like real poop. This is big. It's chocolate. No It's just poop. Yeah, it doesn't taste like real poop. Okay, go ahead Danny Danny. You go first

It's gonna stick to your hand. Yeah, it's gonna be a little tough Throw the goddamn shit Danny It's tough. It's tough. It's sticky. It looks so funny. All right, I'm going to go. You're going? Oh, he balled his up.

Oh! Overshot. A lot of shit. Yours is a lot bigger. I'll go. Yes. Wow. Oh, god.

It's stuck to the side. KB. Yes! A miss Oh, god. It stuck to the side. KB. Yes. A miss for KB. We're in trouble. We're in big trouble. You're in big trouble. Titus.

Ball knower. Brent. Oh. It stuck to my hand. 1-1. There's one non-sticky in there. There should be six total turds in the bags. All right, Danny. 1-1. Thank you. One one there's one non sticky in there there should be six total turds in the bags

All right Danny one one thank you yes, yes Danny Big shot to two Yes, there we go You have to barely get any fingers yes that's game nice that was easy Kyle have you never thrown shit at it Danny did you go over oh yeah one Okay. This is the hardest one. We went three for three. We did. Damn. You think that's the hardest one? We gave you the hardest one to throw. Ick. See? Kate, do you want to look in there and see if it sparks any memory? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you guys have to piss in the treasure chest and that was that was the- Okay.

Oh, wait, what did we play for again? What was the punishment? No, the winning team gets to there's oh You're off the wheel forever. Oh, so we lost Lost bad Nick are you grandfathered in now or do you stop to go on a date with me? That was the same That's the same principle. You just asked it two different. No is he grandfathered into Getting off the wheeling me. Yes. If this by chance lands on me, I don't have to get on the table. You don't have to do it. Totally fair. And I'm still going no matter what. Yes.

Got it. Totally fine. So I just want to. I'm stacking them up. So I'm not going ever on a date with her. Wait, what do you mean? What? Right?

We have to spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. Oh. And then the final two will be rock, paper, scissors. Danny's going regardless all times. So it's final two rock paper scissors. It's going regardless all times. So it's me or you. Yeah. All right. Should we do slanted rock paper scissors? Oh yeah. Why you knew you had to do it at some point. Rock paper scissors to find out. Let's just spin the wheel. Okay. No, just get it to two and

then the two get to do. Yeah, that's awful. Shoot. Let's if it lands on you, it's slanted in your direction. If it lands on me, it's slanted in mine. Alright. That's after after you eliminate one. We're gonna repeat the worst part of yesterday's episode. I'm undefeated in slanted rock, paper, scissors. Danny's out. Brandi versus Nick. But Danny's always in.

Yes, Danny is always in. Always in. Yeah, that's perfect. Thank you, Megan, Danny, Nick, everybody who helped set all this up. It's really nice. TJ, you have one more thing. Do you want to bring it out to her? Who slanted on this rock, paper, scissors shoot?

We got to do rock, paper, scissors to find out who slanted or are we spinning the wheel to find out who slanted? Spin the wheel to find out who's slanted? Spin the wheel to find out. Who's slanted? Spin the wheel to do rock paper scissors and decide if you're going on shoot or on rock paper scissors. Okay.

And then you do that and then whoever wins that. No way! Are you guys serious? I've already talked to BEEF, he's down. Is this real? Yeah. One night at Syverus. Yes!

The Buck Hotel! Buck Fucco town! No way! Yes. It's a weekend of your choice. One night is all you need. When I text Pat about it, he said, Bro, Sybaris, you know I'm a sigh head. This is amazing. Let's get slippery. We're gonna see if we can make it all the way down

the twirly slide. Oh, the slide. Steve just cannonballed into the pool. He connected. Oh man. I can't believe you said that. You just cannonballed into the pool. We connected That's I didn't hear that's what you said down the tour down the slot the twirly side Only one at a time on the slide. Not a problem. We'll just become one.

Ellie. I'm gonna need video. Give that back. You won't even notice me filming in the corner the whole time. Danny does have to go. We are absolutely going though. This is rules. I can't wait to cannibalize that pool.

Yeah, so you have to let us know I Yeah, the erotic hotel in Indianapolis. That's right Is that weird though going into a hotel room being like there's been so much fucking that's every hotel Masturbation, but every hotel room you can like you don't have to convince yourself that didn't happen. Yeah, you're like no this room's different This one is made for fucking yeah, don't go unless you fuck well that hotel has hourly rates as well Yeah, yeah, and we actually have Connor coming in to clean up all the It's our guy this is awesome. thank you. This is all really thoughtful. I feel very seen.

You knocked on the door while you're one on the slide. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. You don't have to send a video connected, but maybe just a video of you two. Absolutely. We really will.

Ooh, I'm getting a swimsuit for this. Is it? It's so crotchy. How often do they have to like drain the pool? I would imagine often. They got chlorine. I'll be damned. Brandon?

Yeah? I'll be the bigger person. I will never I will take my name off. No. Wow. Wait, I thought I wanted my name ever again. That was so stupid. It's a big office, Will. You know I want to ever again. Yep. All right. I was so stupid.

It's a big office. Well, you know how it is when I would like to see you guys play slam. I don't want to shoot. I'm edged on the edge. You're edged me. Come on. All right. You got the advantage.

I have advantage. Yeah. Okay. I said a seven. What are you throwing? Oh, I'm going to lose this scissors. Yeah, you can see it. I can see it now.

One. Nothing. Brandon. I'm gonna lose this scissors. Yeah, you can see it. I can see it now One nothing Brandon you're so in my head man. Let's go Brandon Yes to one Brandon, what are you going scissors oh to two you got to win out it's best seven loser has to drive us to Sibris yes three to Nick I'm running away with this yes three three game seven slanted rock I'm running away with this. Yes, 3-3. Game seven, slanted rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Uh-oh.

Oh! Yeah, that made sense. Wow. Sorry, pal. Damn it. That was a good run for a slanted rock, paper, scissors. Yeah, but still, has anybody ever won from that disadvantage? I did.

Danny. Oh my god. Yeah. You got a 3.7 percent chance Not a big deal, man All right, all right tomorrow very excited. Oh my god, so Brandon you're out che you're out. Yeah, Brandon. Where are you? buying a house Buying a house, closing on the house.

Can only do it Wednesday morning. And as long as the cream works, shirts go on sale, right? Yeah. It's cream Eve right now. Oh my God. Cream Eve. The biggest day of their life. I want the machine to, I want it to start smoking. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't, but I kinda do. Yeah, you do. I need it to either. If this is the thing that ruins you financially. I don't, but I kind of do. Yeah, you do. I needed to either, If this is the thing that ruins you financially. I need to, I'm so pocket committed now, I needed to either fail spectacularly or work flawlessly. You know what I mean?

Yeah, worst case scenario would be like, Like it has to be one or the other. Yeah, where it like, Can't be like just water coming out, like dripping. Yeah, I need to like blow up or we have cream for life Once a week cleaning feels it's gonna add up That's gonna be a lot Doesn't sound like a lot

But I think when they get into the rhythm of doing it they're gonna be like damn We're doing this a lot and and what day should we just skip this one right we can just skip They're not gonna want to do it Friday Yeah, yeah, so maybe like a Wednesday clean well ideally you'd want it to be as empty as you can get it Or otherwise they're gonna have to waste ice cream true. I'll be coming in the week Monday cleaned Monday morning clean Yeah, or they have a coming on their weekends and clean on Sunday I wouldn't want Monday morning because I'm gonna probably eat a lot of ice cream on Sunday Right so Monday would be perfect right, but I don't want to have the last day before cleaning. Like that's eating bad sushi. Oh, you see what I'm saying? Yeah.

It's a pickle. Quite the conundrum. Have a meeting about it. Yeah. These guys. What if somebody wants ice cream and they're not there? It has to work. They have to, it has to work for everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Their whole lives depend on it. My dad just texted me.

Oh. He like tunes in so rarely. Oh, what's your birthday? He said, nice birthday gift, twirly slide, geez. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's not acting, he's not acting slide, jeez. Oh, no. One next to the next.

Daddy had it. Like the pics mom and I sent you from that giant champagne glass in the Poconos. Were they connected? They had to be connected. They were one of those. It doesn't matter. Great because right before we talked about you

being connected on a slide, we played a game of throwing poop into a chest that you had in your minivan when you were a kid that your dad bought. You'd think that would be the thing. He'd be like, hey, that didn't happen. Yeah. Seems like he confirmed it there. He's like, I see.

I told you other people do it. Yeah. OK, spin the wheel, TJ. Do you want to say anything pure just in case your dad is still watching? Thank you guys for having me all those years ago. Oh my god. What?

Did you just thank your dad for nothing? Oh my god. Thanks for having me. That's what you say when you're leaving a house. Thanks for having me guys. Thanks for leaving it in dad. Thanks for connecting all those years ago. He didn't disconnect. Huh. Yuck. Shout out the cream pie that made me. Oh yeah. Cake. Cream chip beef anyone? No no. Ew. I kind of lost my appetite.

And next year we can't do anything for your 40th, right? That's gonna be grim. It's tough, yeah. Will I still be alive? No. I don't know. It's tough. I think the 40th we spin the office wheel to see who connects.

Oh. I mean. Wow. That's living. Date with Kate to the max. To connect. I watch. Danny will be there. Thanks again. This was max. To connect. While I watch.

Danny will be there. Thanks again. This was really fun. Blutman connected with Kate going down the slide. Oh my god. Can I just go down the slide by myself? All right. Let's spin the wheel TJ.

So you're off it forever now? I guess so. All right. Oh, no. All right. See you tomorrow. Cream. It's a yak. It's a yak. Get your straws yak style and stay for a while. It's a yak. It's a yak.

It's a yak. It's a yak. Yes, I'm a stock shopper do a Yankee swap. It's a yak. It's a yak. Happy birthday, Kate! Thanks for watching. And shout out to Yak, if you're Jimmy.

We hope you're doing okay. Everybody's pulling for you. Alright, love you guys. See you tomorrow. Bye!