The Yak - Robert Griffin III Swings By After the Birth of Nick's Turd Baby | The Yak 12-5-24

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. We're live on the air. Will Compton is joining us. It's the Yak. Just us? It seems to be just us for now.
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Starting point is 00:01:50 And on a lady it leads to an air of mystery. Of like what lies beneath. You're unzipping but it only goes so far. Yeah, yeah I guess so. Show some cleave. Could you show cleave with a Q-zip? Yeah, it depends on how high the tit is. Not me.
Starting point is 00:02:03 So what else is new? That was part of the idea. Yeah. That was it. Will's here. Welcome, Will. Will is here. Big Cat said he's coming later.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Brandon is doing unnecessary. Kyle's at a Detroit wedding. And Kyle's at a Detroit wedding. Yeah. A Detroit wedding? Yeah. Ugh. I'm sure it's still a beautiful affair.
Starting point is 00:02:23 No, Detroit? No. Knowing Kyle, this could be his. It could be. Yeah. Well, not knowing Kyle. A mystery. Nobody does.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Just imagine. I've never spoken to him off camera. Don't have his number. Are you and Taylor tight? Yeah. Is he your best friend? Yeah You know is your best friend. Yeah One of my best friends good night safe One of your best friends
Starting point is 00:02:54 It's gotta kind of you know what your guys's relationship outside of off the field No, I would be friends with Brian Brandon lives an hour and a half away I never that's the hardest part in a text Brandon outside of work and be like let's get together because. So you and I live kind of close. Are we closer friends because of that? Yeah. I've hung out with you socially way more than Brandon. Wow. But that's not because I don't like Brandon. It's Brandon lives in Wisconsin. But it also has nothing to do with my personality. We're just close. Yeah I also don't like you. No. We're near each other. This is just easy that does me. I like ease. That's what I like if The whole yak squad
Starting point is 00:03:29 Were to be your groomsmen. How would you order him if I had to do groomsmen for the whole yak squad? Um who's your best man? I think Jay is yeah, Jay's the best man. Well best man carries the ring right right you trust him with that Is Brandon your best imagine having one job and fucking up at it? And I asked for the ring and then she's like I don't have it be a fucking pro you're pro improvise It's also giving a speech oh, I think Jay would you give a good best man's have you done that before Uh I didn't give a best man speech I spoke at a rehearsal dinner once, but no I mean I would do fine Was it your rehearsal dinner?
Starting point is 00:04:18 All right, yes, yes, I can I gave to them I think she would give a really heartfelt speech I think so too yeah, it might go long Do you ever think she would give a really heartfelt speech. I think so too. Yeah, I might go long Do you ever think you'll be a best man, Jay? Probably not anymore No, what am I yeah? No, I don't think so. Who's your best friend Jay? What's his name John? Is he happily married yes, okay? That was a little too fat. Yeah, it's not How often do you talk to your best friend?
Starting point is 00:04:53 Twice a month big cat It's a good combo you're getting in I think Dan would Dan would by default be the best man But I wouldn't want Dan why by default what because I've known him the longest probably best everybody will ask but Will ask mark to pick out groomsmen Oh Wedding how like yak squad were his groomsmen. How would he order him? Maybe Brandon, but now Brandon Brandon also could like you show up and it's like 65 degrees and he faints Yeah, exactly. It's like and then and exactly. And then if you decide to leave,
Starting point is 00:05:26 who's gonna marry your wife? I'll have to do it. That's fine. I would say Dan, except the best man roles, I'm not sure I want him. I don't want him orchestrating the bachelor party, I want him giving speeches. I've been a best man a few times,
Starting point is 00:05:41 and each time right before the wedding, when you're getting dressed and everything, I right before the wedding like when you're like getting dressed and everything I just turned to the guy and it's like we get the fuck out of here right now. That's the one to everybody Okay, listen, I got a car waiting. Listen. No one I have your back hundred percent. Fuck these people. Yeah Are you sure fuck out of here? We'll go back. We'll go back to Vegas one pussy for the One pussy for the rest of your life. You should just do this, man. You should just do this, bro.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Who else would be in it? I think you just pour salt on Che's wound. Oh yeah, Che can't be in it. Make him be an usher. Che would be a really good usher. He says he's never been a best man and you just flaunt it. No duh. Come on.
Starting point is 00:06:22 The key though actually in life, and I've said this before, is to be Good enough friends with people that you get invited to the bachelor party But you're not in the wedding mm-hmm because being in the wedding sucks Yeah, I'm do the pictures having a run of talks all that stuff so being in that being like The seventh best friend to everyone is awesome. Mm-hmm. You know We didn't do it in Just making the MySpace topic. Yeah, right, like you talk all the time,
Starting point is 00:06:47 but like you don't, if you're in a jam, you're not always the guy that everyone's relying on. A dude I hang out with in groups, but we've never hung out one-on-one. Yeah, yeah. I love that. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't do a bridal party for that reason.
Starting point is 00:07:00 We don't wanna put people in. We have to take pictures and do all that shit tonight marriage games Especially like a summer wedding when it's hot and it's like oh we got to go stand in a field. Oh Hey you went all out our favorite bridge We're just talking was it a rundown or 350 people at my wedding big boy. Yeah chocolate fountain party bus, after party at a bar, rented out a whole bar, had an Irish singer come in.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Yeah, and now I'm divorced. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Anyway. But she got hand warmers. It was good. I was in a very hot summer wedding.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I've never been a maid of honor, but I've been a bridesmaid a bunch of times. And super hot summer wedding, Elk River, Maryland, very humid down there. A thousand degrees, we all get in the limo, and for some reason, I didn't know these girls that well. I thought it would be funny to rip ass in this limo. What?
Starting point is 00:07:56 What? Wait, like on your wedding, were you in your wedding dress? No, I was a bridesmaid. Oh, okay. And we were all crammed in this limo, and people got genuinely like really upset. I don't rip ass in a lip and It's one of my only bridesmaid anecdote I thought people would laugh and nobody sounds like you'd be a better groomsman
Starting point is 00:08:20 Room went silent did it reek? Yeah, oh I partied the night before the wedding. You suck. Where's oh Brandon's doing on a necessary. I think RG 3 is gonna do the gauntlet a little bit. I'm gonna play werewolf this afternoon. Oh, it's gonna be so I think we're gonna play around a werewolf on the Yak before we kick it to stool stream so people can see how awesome it is. I mean, it's one of the best games.
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's a great game. It's the best game. It's so much fun. Did you guys talk about Steven's, like, horrendous post last night? I don't even want to think. We have a bad post, Steven? Brandon's the one that brought it up, so without him here,
Starting point is 00:09:00 I didn't want. But we can do it. William, I like it. Well. I thought, were you joking when you posted it? want, but we can't do it. William, I like it. Well. I thought, were you joking when you posted it? No, I was going to make it. And then I was like, ah, people might find this interesting. And then I tweeted it.
Starting point is 00:09:13 And yeah, it did pretty well. Are you cutting back on carbs? Is that blue cheese? Yeah. No. And that's not chicken. Oh, that's not like chicken parm or something like that? No.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Like hot chicken? He tried to lie and say crispy chicken. Oh, that's not like chicken parm or something like that. No, like hot chicken It's he tried to lie and say crispy chicken. Yeah, my flow sauce. What was it Stephen? It was uh in cog meadow Plant-based chicken, yeah Yeah, morning star that could be a funny term for a lot of chicken fillet so so disgusting And he wanted that why would you eat that very good dinner? I mean died my wife is traveling so I cooked for my kids, and then this is what I mean What did your kids have but why did you get a burger and a chicken? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:09:59 Healthier you know that's not necessarily no no meat is the healthiest you can get mmm, especially chicken Not fully true. What what part of it's not fully true? Plant-based meats way the future what oh? But why is that out of a like was that frozen? You better believe it. Hey fucking healthy, bro. That's gross This is a very good dinner. I'm gonna have it again Probably well you're gonna make it for once or twice next week. You're gonna make it for yes, unfortunately
Starting point is 00:10:30 Oh, you got to eat it. I have to try it. I hate blue cheese, so I would I would truly oh you hate I'm not a big blue cheese guy. I'm shocked by that. I'm not Yeah, I I Love blue cheese, I think no is that a blue cheese ranch like a It's pretty much you don't cross right like you're either one or the other not I know people that that dabble that are by Really yeah, I I'm not familiar with that. I don't I don't I Don't honor people who are by on like I know people who like love ranch and they can tolerate their idea. I don't mind blue cheese. I'm a love tolerate.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Yeah? Yeah. So you'd suck a dick, but you'd rather pussy? I, yes. It's a great way to put it. Wow. Yeah, I guess I just ousted myself, didn't I? Now Big Cat, were you like pro ranch before you went to Blue Cheese, or have you always been
Starting point is 00:11:26 Blue Cheese? I don't know. I think it just happened naturally. I guess I'm not anti-ranch, but I will never take ranch over Blue Cheese. Okay. You're asking if it was a boy's or a girl's? But I'm saying, did that develop? Were you born this way?
Starting point is 00:11:40 There's a lot of Blue Cheese. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Like, was it a product of your environment? Did you realize you liked blue cheese in college? Like I think I think I've yeah when I started really eating wings Yeah, like blue cheese people stand on this pedestal and look down the ranch Eaters your pay basically say oh your palette. Yeah, it's not mature enough yet. Yeah, maybe it's Yeah, but it found myself in ranch never felt right
Starting point is 00:12:06 Yeah, she never was never gave you all the ranch toys to play with you What I took I took my kids to Buffalo Wild Wings on Monday that felt like a big dad first time Yeah, first time for that fun was that it was awesome. Are the wings still just as good? Yeah, they're the best do they still have the trivia you can do I remember you were able to get like a remote I guess to play the trivia every so fine at the Buffalo Wild Wings in Madison so much fun you get the big thing Sit there. What are your what are your flavors? What are your go-to's? I like to do a hot a mild and then
Starting point is 00:12:39 teriyaki So you're pretty standard with standards run the ball run the football on the football Four yards of pot because the hot does get a little hot sometimes. Yeah, so I like to and I'll Switch back and forth, you know, I like a little Asian zing. Oh Yeah, it was fun though, it's like just taking them to a place being like, hey, this is, I said it was like showing them the family business, like this is what we do. We watch games. Look at all the sauces.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Yeah, we watch games and we. Maybe one day, son, you can get your photo on that wall when you eat the hottest wings. How's baby number two, Will? She's good, I was just telling Kate, she's been in a solid routine, like every three hours, every three,? Well, she's good. I was just telling Kate she's in us She's been in a solid routine like every three hours every three four hours She cluster feeds in the evening time, which is a positive. It's a positive that's not like in the middle of the night What's very advanced?
Starting point is 00:13:33 Closer feed is when she'll just eat sporadically instead of like feeding her three to four ounces And then her sleeping for three hours, she'll wake up and just be hungry all the time Oh like every 15 minutes. Yeah, and I'm like just constantly yeah Unfortunately, it's in the evening time versus like in the middle of the night Okay, have you been doing most of the heavy lifting around the house? Oh, absolutely Yeah, I'm the only one that does the work around the house Yeah, was that just the mental load the caring for the child I think I gave birth to the yeah that was I mean that was such a Goldmine when that woman replied to your tick tock. Oh, bro. Yeah like that. That's got a field
Starting point is 00:14:14 That's like getting like a big shark on the line. Yeah. Yeah, it's like this is I've Infiltrated mom tick tock. Yeah, I'm about to take them for 12 rounds There's some bait you throw out is like there's no chance this works, and then when you get a bite Oh shit boys grab a whole again. Yeah, what is unbelievable? She ever realized like did she ever catch on? How did it end? Oh? Show the video can we find the the woman? She ended up doing like a second video and more so started coming after like the fans he attracts Versus, ah, oh, that's like one. Yeah, she's like I'm not saying he's like I'm not I think he was joking
Starting point is 00:14:52 I'm not saying he's like a like hate to women, but you see the fans that he attracts he works for Barstool Sports That's probably yeah, but I'm not saying he hates women I know he was joking but the fact that it could have been serious is the problem. Yeah. Yeah, like doing that one, too Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, of course. I know it's a joke, but it could have been he could have done this Yeah When they go to the fans thing that's that's game set match. Yeah, it's over They don't they tapped out. Yeah, cuz they're just like oh parstool Yeah, they try to you know, I mean, you know that you you know, that game that people try and play. My DM to privately
Starting point is 00:15:28 just to let her know you do hate women. Yeah, I just wanted her to know you're not crazy. That's the funny thing too. Like I had, you know, the, the, uh, my actual best friend who was the best man at my wedding, he showed me screenshots. He didn't show me the messages he sent her, but ultimately I can't, I'm just letting you know, like I'm on page aside. That's showing him the DMs that he sent her. Like not the, he wasn't show me the messages he sent her, but ultimately, like, hey, I'm just letting you know, like, I'm on Paige's side. And show him the DMs that he sent her, like, not the, he wasn't showing me the actual messages, but just showing that he was having back and forth. That's a real best friend move, just to get you deeper
Starting point is 00:15:53 into this shit. I feel like everybody was, like, doing something like that. No, I swear I didn't. This dude is a fucking tool. There's been a superstar. We did a C-section, she did a C-section, I didn't do shit. But she's been having some issues with the nerve and stuff like that. So it's, it's hard for her to be a little mobilized.
Starting point is 00:16:09 So your boy's been, listen, I've realized this about myself. I'm a machine. I'm a machine. Okay. I've been keeping some stats like the matter of fact, I got some numbers right here. I've heated up lunch four times. I've heated up dinner eight times. I've made dinner twice. I've made lunch twice. I've made breakfast eight times. This is heated up lunch four times. I've heated up dinner eight times. I've made dinner twice
Starting point is 00:16:25 I've made lunch twice. I've made breakfast eight times. This is since coming home on Thursday I just want the people to know I just want to still got three workouts in got about three miles in yesterday diaper changes I've done about 17 diapers changes. I've been able to take about seven personal shits 51 cups and then a stat that I just kind of made up think a lot of guys out there understand this But the stat is called can you give me this? 87 times Partner went through a c-section So interesting to me because he just told us his partner went through a C-section
Starting point is 00:17:10 She had an abdominal surgery to bring his baby into the world an abdominal surgery where she was awake After carrying a baby for 10 months going to countless doctors appointments putting her body So much risking her own life, but he's a machine because he's heated up And this is when she asked nicely, but let's talk about the numbers. Okay, we're not even halfway there You're gonna want to hit the pause button 17 diapers in five days on average a newborn She's a man six to eight diapers a day until let's say oh, yeah, okay. She did the entire I didn't watch the whole thing I just saw meaning he's done less than 50% of the diapers. What is that? My do what his wife has had an abdominal surgery, but she's doing the bulk of the diapers. What is that home? I do. Oh, well wife has had an abdominal surgery But she's doing the bulk of the diaper changes the meals the meals are adding up here
Starting point is 00:17:48 He is heated up lunch four times. He is heated up. I'm good already had one In her defense we do love to be mad after we have babies I mean, yeah, and before and before and yeah, it just isn't good But why can't you didn't you weren't attacking your wife? No You never said I'm the one doing everything. I hear it's like this section. I'm thinking you ever had a labrum surgery Yeah, that's right. Right Kate. Have you ever had labrums? My pinky is still fucked up from goal ball Can't bar so like do you breaking wash? Oh, yeah They don't know it's kidney stones. Can you hear worse than childbirth? It's on the it's on the pain chart
Starting point is 00:18:25 Yep, and and you did say how many shits you took and I think women don't understand the pain of because times have taken shit I was poop like once. Yeah, yeah, right and they kind of the pain of a man turd. Yeah Man turd. Oh my god, that'll give you postpartum for a month The real hard way like maybe a little after diarrhea and then you have to use the Pepto and then yeah Oh, man, that is postpartum. We still gotta get up and go. Yeah. No one asks us how we're doing Yeah, I am down after a particularly. Yeah shit like I lost a part of you and then I just had flushed away Yeah, I don't get to raise it You don't get to swaddle it and hold it to your skin? There's no skin to skin.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Oh... You spend what? Days making it? And then the pain of pushing it out. It's crazy. I've never seen it again. I don't get to raise it. Nick comes in with a poop. It's a fucking turd. In a swaddle.
Starting point is 00:19:28 And I know you boys will be gathered around, just like, oh my gosh. Just in the car seat, boys. A big ass turd. Pat makes me skin to skin his turd, so I feel closer to it. I... I feel my chest.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Oh, that's a good laugh. That's too early in the show. Oh, yeah, I was just downhill It's funny not one to get rid of it. Oh This one oh Fuck but yeah, if you had two tits your wife's out of a job Unemployment line to this She'd be DFA Instantly Glad it's going well though. Yeah, have you had like
Starting point is 00:20:19 How's Rue dealing with it? Did she's been she's been a stud yeah She had a little like disconnect with mom for a little bit, but she's been awesome back. Yeah. She's been good with Scotty. Like she always wants to help. She wants to hug her and kiss her a lot. Yeah. Older mother got to like, you know, she wants to like pick her up and carry her somewhere. And I say, no, sweetheart, like you have to sit on the couch. Yeah. Place her on you. You have to have this pillow under your arm. Yeah. I mean that that's good cuz I've heard horror stories of like kids like second kids and third kids and people like They're their oldest is just like no. I don't want this Yeah, I know. Yeah, I've heard that too. Yeah, it could be more like a boy thing could be I don't mean
Starting point is 00:20:58 I don't have boys you could tell me no my all my kids were very they were they were Down for the pack getting a little bigger All my kids were very they were they were down for the pack getting a little bit bigger Yeah, just imagine having a son. That's just like pissed off. I was pissed what really yeah But I was I'm seven years older than my sister. Oh, that's you have right to be pissed. Yeah. Yeah, that was It's fucked up court would rule in your favor. Thank you. Yeah, so I had seven years of only child pampered loved And then going on yeah Because the youngest always gets the most shit like when you're in high school
Starting point is 00:21:31 Yeah, you know yeah like Wyatt for whatever reason he'd get to all of a sudden He'd get to eat like pop tarts for breakfast. Yeah, I was fending for my own after so yeah You can see very quickly like like, I, my youngest, like, we did not baby proof our house at all. Oh, really? Yeah, the first two, we did everything, sockets, like, gates up at the, my youngest has, he almost puts his finger in a socket every day.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Like, he just, because we're just like, we're kind of tired of baby proofing. He'll figure it out. And he's just like, yeah, this probably will change how he views the world. Yeah, yeah. He's just like yeah, this probably will change how he Rolling around do whatever he wants It's good times alright. Let me do because we're talking family family friendly pop tarts You know what I was just thinking about you guys remember the pop tarts mascot that can put into the giant toaster and devoured it Last year's pop tarts bowl the internet went nuts
Starting point is 00:22:24 Well, I just got some insider information that it's happening again this year put into the giant toaster and devoured it last year's pop tarts bowl. The Internet went nuts. Well, I just got some insider information that it's happening again this year. But with a new twist that's this year, three new pop tart mascots are joining the party and will be competing to get toasted and eaten in this year's pop tarts bowl. It was probably the best moment of bowl season last year. So it's exactly how it sounds.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Three pop tart mascots enter, one gets eaten, and we get to witness it live at the game to get fans in on the action. Pop Tarts is asking them to vote for which mascot they think will get eaten at the Pop Tarts bowl for the chance to win a piece of the winning edible mascot and a year's worth of Pop Tart toaster pastries. Sorry, I'm going to, I want to win this so bad. No purchase necessary. See poptarts.com slash bowl for more details. Mark your calendar because 2024 Pop Tart Bowl kicks off December 28th at 3 30 p.m. Eastern on ABC two teams, three edible mascots in a package packed Camping World
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Starting point is 00:23:43 see which one will possibly get eaten and you can win part of the edible mascot and Pop tarts for a year, which is maybe the greatest prize ever They did the gauntlet and the first on our Instagram. Oh, we put it up. Okay. Yeah, we had the poptart mascots here I'm fired up that pop tarts is a sponsor. Yeah, it's thinking of bringing that pop tarts moment up It's because I am thinking in my head like when the youngest got pop tarts I all of a sudden we got pop tarts on the shelves. We got chocolate milk in the fridge Yeah, like every was that one. I didn't have that didn't have that Strawberry pop tarts the best
Starting point is 00:24:21 Cinnamon I like brown sugar cinnamon. I like brown sugar cinnamon, bro. S'mores. S'mores, I was going to say yes. I'm s'mores, too. That's my brother I would fight over if he ate the last one. Was there like a chocolate chip or like a cookie dough or something? There was a Hot Fudge Sunday that I liked, too. Yeah, the Hot Fudge Sunday is very good.
Starting point is 00:24:38 That's who I did the gauntlet with, the Hot Fudge Sunday Pop Tarts. One of my boys, he always had his, their pantry stocked with all pop tarts, all cereal, so we wanted to be at his house staying all night every week. Every single time. Because his dad would let us stay up as late as we wanted. Yep. We'd have like the big bowls for cereal. Just unlimited milk for pop tarts.
Starting point is 00:24:56 And that was always the kid who had like toy guns too. Cap gun. Yeah, yeah. We don't let this in our house. Yeah. The cap gun kid did always have the best snack. Yeah, it was just the best place to go house. Yeah, the cap gun kid did always have the best snack. Yeah, it was the best place to go Okay, I always wanted the cap gun always come on. It's just fun by the way
Starting point is 00:25:12 This is a weird one that I saw on the other Stevens asked whatever happened to snap bracelets I think you turned 39 years old Steven That's probably what happened to him Hey, whatever happened to that thing. I played with only as a kid Why why don't I play with it anymore? What happened to roller blades? Wasn't there something where like it cut people I think when it opened up was pretty sharp
Starting point is 00:25:39 Yeah, but metal, but they still make them my kids come home with him like once a week. Oh, yeah Why don't I see people pogo sticking anymore? Yeah? Yeah, I think I think you might have aged out of it Stephen it's fair. That's fair There is a professional pogo stick guy that follows the yak I've DM'd him back and forth. I'd love to have him in oh Yeah, that's a January activity. Okay sure he's fucking sick. Well. I want to see him. I think his name's like ex pogo Harry oh Pogo stick guy out here would be awesome X as in extreme not as in I used to date him My ex pogo Harry That would be cool in here, and then I've said before I went to the pogo chip pogo World Championships in New York City once
Starting point is 00:26:23 They're it's insane. Yeah, it's crazy. They don't City once. They're fucking sick. It's insane. Yeah. It's crazy they don't die more. They should. Yeah. Got the right deck too. Yeah. Cause there's different,
Starting point is 00:26:32 there's like different styles of werewolf. Yeah. Did you forget that Pogo sticks were a thing? It's okay. Most people have but we didn't. Is that Harry? We're a crew of extreme Pogo sticks. I don't think that's Harry.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Is that fucking Harry? That's not Harry. That guy rules. Did anyone else get super into pogo sticks when it was like the rage No, that was that was a very firm. I'll break my all my bones doing that tried it for three Time I ever got on a skateboard broke my wrist. Oh two seconds after yeah We would go in the garage and just see who could bounce the most with like for our we would get to like in the thousands Yeah, or you it like I would got us probably doing on it That's the kid there's those kids though that could it's chef Donnie like the kids who have that natural athleticism for all the weird sports
Starting point is 00:27:17 Yeah, those are the kids that would just do crazy stuff on the trampoline. You'd be like I don't don't double bounce me Yeah, like I don't like the feeling. Chef Donny, like the best, the number one guy to have in any kind of backyard game. Yeah, yeah, and just weird sports. I mean, he brought rock climbing shoes to Camp Barstool. Yeah. Everybody during that challenge was just like,
Starting point is 00:27:40 legitimately, there's only one person. Yeah, what are we doing? Yeah. Oh, man. He's so hot one person. Yeah, what are we doing? Yeah. Oh Man, he's so hot though. Yeah He bought a motorcycle Did he yeah, he would buy a motor you ever more. He looked good on a motorcycle. No. Hey, what happened with? So wild bills just sober now wild bills sober Wow. I was shocked when I saw that Yeah, I mean, he was an alcoholic.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Damn. OK, well. Yeah, he was going down, you know. Good for him. He needed to quit. I was just saying, so but he brings the non--alcoholic beer now and he'll just crush those crush How many is he drinking? Oh, I mean, what was that that I posted was it a is that a dirty or I think it was 24 or 30. Yeah, I mean it was guy that it lasted the weekend
Starting point is 00:28:38 Yeah, but it was gone by the end of the week. He's just sitting there crushing those. Yeah, he's down 70 pounds Oh, hell, you know, that's those. Yeah, he's down 70 pounds. Oh, hell yeah. 70? That's awesome. Yeah, sleeps a lot better. Yeah, he might have been an alcoholic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was an alcoholic. He was an alcoholic. Good for him.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Is he a better or worse hang? I think he's better. Yeah? All right. He's just healthier, like he feels better. He has more energy. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's great.
Starting point is 00:29:02 But I like that he's just crushing the non-alcoholic cuz it was it shows that it was just as much The beer as it was just like the routine. Yeah, like the routine. Yeah, it was beer Yeah, maybe it's not a it doesn't love alcohol at all. It's being drunk Yeah cracking a cold one then hearing him kind of crush the can as he walks to the trash can yeah He could have been a non alcoholic his whole life. Yeah. Yeah. On those. Yeah. I read a book and just kind of quit cold turkey. Oh, what was the book?
Starting point is 00:29:31 I forget. Yeah, I forget what the book was called. We had a we had a pretty blunt conversation. Oh, wow. Oh, did you intervene? No, I mean, you know, I don't want to make this dark. I don't want to make this dark. You know, my mom passed a couple years ago? And so we had a very like blunt conversation on, hey, if you want to go down this path, continue doing what you're doing, right?
Starting point is 00:29:53 Because you're doing the right thing right now. Yeah. But ultimately it was like, you know, the victimized. Yeah, it was a lot. It's hard. Yeah, yeah, that's hard. But he's got a girlfriend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:02 And he's got a girlfriend. That's awesome. Yeah. Good. But he's got a girlfriend. Yeah, and he's got a girlfriend. Yeah It's and we had some family Nice little family dynamic at Thanksgiving this year. Oh What you mean? Oh some family drama That's not Thanksgiving without it, yeah, yeah, you got to me by the end of the weekend I was like, hey dad if anything else like brand new nobody's really met her like 72 hours That's pretty much a W. I know it kind of ended a little
Starting point is 00:30:28 Little different. Yeah that happens off to tell you guys I'm in a similar situation it happens and shout out a you know Wyatt my youngest brother Wyatt. He's a massive yak fan He's a daily. He's a daily watch. Yes. What's up white? He gets home throws on the Yak. And so I know he's listening. He's probably chuckling right now to himself too. Wyatt do anything to stoke the flames? Yeah. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Ow, I like Wyatt. Wyatt might be my favorite com to. Cause that's the best part of when one of those fights is kind of brewing. And as you could guess, I am definitely a best part of the when they're when one of the one of those fights is kind of brewing And as you could guess I am definitely a stoker stoker of the flame Yeah, it starts to simmer you say like one line. Yeah, yeah, it got a little awkward Just get it get it in there. Shut up. Why he knows what I'm saying But keep doing what you're doing. Hey, keep doing what you're doing. You're doing. Yeah, cuz people enjoy that
Starting point is 00:31:22 Yeah, yeah, you're fired up a little bit. Yeah Titus I'm sorry about Haley What Haley Welch? Oh? Yeah, my hawk to a girl. Yeah, man. So what happened she rug pulled yeah Yeah, three million dollars. I could have seen that coming yeah, I put so much in hawk to a coin I'm ruined man, so she just made his coin and then just took it all out yeah apparently but like she had this big Twitter spaces last night and it was like getting heated and she like cut it
Starting point is 00:31:54 off and she's like well I gotta go to bed everybody's like I've lost so much money TJ do you have that it was the funniest thing there was like a heated debate and she was like just cut it off and ended it That's hilarious who investing in hot to a coin didn't see this coming. I thought that was that's the feature of Us and I think that's why you invest yeah, I think that's just all Hello there, but I'm gonna go to bed, and I'll see you guys tomorrow It sounds like a cartoon But I'm gonna go to bed, and I'll see you guys tomorrow Everybody from the south sound Brandon sounds Well actual like
Starting point is 00:32:41 Hello there, but I'm gonna go to bed I had to interrupt you Nick. Hello there, but I'm gonna go to bed TV characters do we have any other children show any other like was there any fiery moments? There was like they were the guy that was partnered with her was just like Everything set up like legit in the Cayman Islands, which is like a dead. Yeah, right Basically their cover for it I think was like we have 18 people working on this that we needed to take fees to pay No, that seems like a lot for Hawk to a coin. Yeah International islands
Starting point is 00:33:15 That's so funny Yeah, that that for her that was to be expected I would say is she still doing the pod or or is she now just gonna disappear from public life? She made her own? No, this is good, this is actually good for her. This is gonna be good for her. Yeah, this is publicity. No such thing as bad publicity.
Starting point is 00:33:32 She's just gotta get, I think she's gotta get in front of a microphone as soon as possible, just say Hawk To A. Again. Spend on that thing. Yeah, spend on that thing, and just remind us of who she is at her core, you know? Right.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Right. Get back to us. Hit the Hawk. Right. And get back to us. Hit the hock to a button. Get back to us. They should make that, like, get back to how this started. Yeah. Tickle me Elmo. A hock to a haley.
Starting point is 00:33:53 A hock to a haley. Christmas. Oh. Yeah, I don't fully understand. I don't understand crypto at all. I don't really understand how, like, I'm not along when things like this happen my yeah, of course you can't you can't pump a dump You can't pull the rug. Why can't you pull the why can't you just be like? How is it different than other stocks? I don't fully understand that I don't get it whatsoever only at that part. Yeah
Starting point is 00:34:15 No, it's like I see it goes up and hit record. It's like record highs I'm like yeah my am I doing the wrong thing like do I feel like I need to be all Bitcoin Oh, we are doing the wrong thing not having enough. Yeah, that was a big mistake big mistake And you guys have any Bitcoin? I have one I have some Bitcoin, but I just I'm waiting for it I don't know what we do. It's like if we hit big on it. Do we take it out? No, I think you hold it forever and Ultimately we go to Bitcoin is our currency I think we hold it forever
Starting point is 00:34:44 And then yeah, and then eventually like Bitcoin takes over and then when you try to take it out Cash is worth nothing But what was that other thing everyone's like this has so much value. I don't know it was like a Thousand for a gift. Oh the apes the That just is nothing now right like yeah, oh yeah a top shot the you were in that big cat I was in the top shot I mean I knew that it was it was no surprise that all these things went crazy during COVID when everyone was locked in their house trying to make money and like sitting on their computer and
Starting point is 00:35:20 Then the minute we got out of our houses everyone was like oh, yeah, that's over. That's stupid Yeah, I remember walking down the street in New York and like some stool. He was like dude look at this I just sold this board ape for like a hundred thousand dollars, and I was like okay. Well, that's it's over Also could have for sure created something we did I think we did create something no way I Sounds like I want to say Billy might have? No. Oh, I mean that's kind of different. Did Billy have his own NF? I'm saying something that everybody kind of would get behind.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Say like, Williams or something. I think Billy did an NFT of part of my take moments. That's what I'm talking about, NFTs. Should we create a coin at a markup and then sell a bunch of them? A yak coin? That would never work. And then take the money and run? I think rug pulling, as long as you just tell everyone before that you're gonna rug pull like what's the problem?
Starting point is 00:36:11 That's what I'm saying. That's what like if you like Bitcoin if you're if you own Bitcoin, you're like hey, I own Bitcoin I think you should you ever go and should own Bitcoin That's okay, right? You could say that but then why can't you say no way I? Own shit coin, but what would be wait that's did, right? You could say that, but then why can't you say... Wait, no way. I own shitcoin. But what would be... Wait, that's... Did that sell? Yep.
Starting point is 00:36:29 What? Wait, for that much? But somebody owns that image? They own the NFT associated with this video, I guess? I know that, like, during that run, a lot of old viral videos were selling the videos as NFTs and then, like's turning over the usage of like I think Charlie bit my finger was sold as an NFT to somebody Mm-hmm, so does that person have the rights for it? I don't know that's where that's where I get confused like okay So can are we not allowed to post the video?
Starting point is 00:36:58 Do they just know everything like the intellectual property of it a wild intellectual property of it a wild Origin story that Jersey that Dave is wearing is Nikki smokes that he gave to Dana beers And that's how he initially got to meet Dave which is why? Eventually he made the both of them and start working here Wow That is interesting well butterfly effect whoa you see how swollen Nikki smokes head is Good God, so they're all getting new hair out there. They already got yeah Half of them look better without hair yeah bald Everyone's talking about the ice cream video white socks Dave how good he looks in that video
Starting point is 00:37:38 Yeah, he's kind of a stud bald yep. Yeah Yeah, he is Rudy's not no Smiley looks good. Who's the Ken Jack is not the Wolverine looking cat in the middle? There's a side profile photo I'm gonna see what it is. He's he took five stoolies With them. It's probably Howie How he won the award for most plugs? And then I think half of them are named Sam. Yeah that guy. Yeah, I Yeah, I cannot wait for them to be back. I think they're back tomorrow or Monday. They're back tomorrow. Yeah, this is gonna be
Starting point is 00:38:17 White Sox save with hair What a what a world they're gonna be real clicky when they come back Inside jokes. Yeah, and White Sox he was already talking about like what he wants to do He's like I want Michael Chandler's hair like oh yeah, he already is gonna has inspo. Yeah, keep it nice and tight Yeah, it's too much I'm sorry I can't wait though to see Nikki's I hope his head just stays large the whole time like never just a really It's just a mutant point number two is I I always assumed I would look fine bald. I look fucking good bald Well, I know I want that if I would
Starting point is 00:39:01 Bick my head I want to go with Dustin Poirier like that Number one or a half, you know? Eventually, I think that's what I'm gonna roll with. Eventually, yeah. Like the super tight, just buzz cut. That's what I would like to see me look like eventually. I love light socks, Dave. He flew across the world.
Starting point is 00:39:20 He got hair plugs just to have a one. He keeps short to have a one Got head surgery in Asia That's what I want me to look like eventually yeah It's also a guy who's an MMA fighter and got a six-pack About that part Just want to look like him Yeah, I look phenomenal bald was head is like pulsating
Starting point is 00:39:52 But he does look like how could he when Danny Conrad took the hat off of Dave How could Dave look at that and just be like I'm not I would buzz my hair. Yeah that second Scott VanPel Oh, he says have you ever seen that coming home? At all time he's like just come home when it's wet or whatever Danny Conrad pulled his hat off on the yak one day, and he turned It was it was just like a weird cluster of hair. It was insane on his temple. It was insane It was I don't know why like say before you do that trip Did he buzz his head before they all went out there they know that buzz it there if you don't just buzz and see what? You look like before you go on the trip
Starting point is 00:40:25 Right. Yeah, Dave should have done that been like before I go. Let me make sure I don't look sweet, right? Yeah, could have saved himself a trip now. Did they get that for free? I believe I believe so, okay I think so. I think I think it's a part of it. They got hooked up. Yeah Yeah, something it's part of whole thing even then the will over there it costs like Like 1.5 K. It's not right like a breaking. Yeah, you're someone saying oh, I was doing my Pittsburgh radio
Starting point is 00:40:55 Hit this morning. They said they knew someone who went to Mexico for dental work a lot of people go to Tijuana What is that? Yeah a lot of people this is just our of our health care John who Smith went down Went down there for his for his dental work really years, too Yeah, he was on the Titans. He was telling me how cheap it was hair Mean of us See confused oh my god, yes confused if! Even White Sox Dave is confused. Hahahaha!
Starting point is 00:41:28 Oh no! Oh my god! How weird! Hahahaha! Oh no! He was probably so pissed watching it. Because he already hates Danny.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I don't even have balloons. I don't even remember that he can't even focus on this conversation. He's having yeah I Didn't know it went on this long. I've never seen the whole... Who's he talking to? I'm surprised they're just some random... I'm surprised they're not losing it. They're like pro Poli-Duty players.
Starting point is 00:42:18 You gotta go get that fucking... You gotta go get your hat back, bro. Nick said it was his Harvey Dent moment. Yeah, the hospital bet. Look at him. Oh. Oh. It's so perfect.
Starting point is 00:42:35 I miss him, man. He'll be back. Or maybe one of them will die on the plane. Could. Yeah. Statistically. It's happened before. Whoa. It could all go down. Yeah. It could all go down. on the plane. Could. Yeah. Statistically. It's happened before. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:42:45 It could all go down. Yeah. It could all go down. Oh, God. Wow. That would be, I don't want to lose all of them. Losing one of them to hair transplants. I wouldn't want them to die on a plane crash.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I'd want them to die for complications from hair transplants. That would be funnier. Or if it was a plane crash and only one person died. Yeah. That's a Dave die. Transplants that would be funny or if it was a plane crash and only one person died. Yeah Dave Nicky smokes in the front One casualty plane crash By the way Tommy jenny with his phone unlocked the tweet saying we're back up. Oh, yeah, where the hose at oh
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Starting point is 00:44:21 permanent swelling yes, well I Don't want you to pawn any of them, but yes, yes, yes, I mean he's the most vain They all are to go get bag air transplants in Turkey although. I think Eddie just went for the vibes Yeah, it kind of just went for the camaraderie No, he didn't really think he had a little bit on top. He had the least amount of plugs. So he was definitely by far and away. But yeah, he just looked like an average middle-aged man.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Now will Eddie have to worry about... Offending a little bit, whatever. Losing more areas. You know what I mean? Like say you get plugs there, but then you continue to ball. That would be funny if the guys balled everywhere, but... But the place they but the place. I still don't understand how it works.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Like I don't understand the science behind it. They just put your hair. They just move it. Yeah. But then it can grow. Yeah. Then it grows. How's that?
Starting point is 00:45:20 It's insane. I don't understand fucking anything, man. I don't understand anything. That's true. I don't understand. I don't understand the college football playoff Yeah, I'm gonna understand hair plugs and fucking honk to a coin. I don't understand the economy Yeah, the internet science a goddamn thing Sci-fi We should have to do like a presentation of something we're sure of on a show.
Starting point is 00:45:45 There's nothing. It would take forever. Dude, and that's the- Here's something I know very well and I'm gonna explain to you guys how it works. I always ask the question, what would your perfect Jeopardy board be, right? Like six categories and they come up and you're like, I'm gonna win this game. And I couldn't fill out six. No.
Starting point is 00:46:00 You might be able to. I don't. I don't think so. But this is, like, having kids you really start to realize it because my kids will start asking me like what does That word mean and I'll just be like I don't really know how to describe it. Hey, I agree. Yeah, it's like what the fuck How do I not how do I never learned what this word actually means? Yeah, he asked me about magnets the other week Oh, and Paul no chance after you went to bed It was like one in the morning
Starting point is 00:46:26 and I was still on my phone. I'm like, holy fuck, we have the poles and then we have an iron core and the poles can flip and it's, yeah. I'm learning a lot now as a parent, like relearning. It's like, yeah, I'm with you. And sometimes I'll like select the word and hit look up just to like, it's like explain radiate.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Yeah, no. Yeah, so you know what it means but you don't know how to. Wow. Can you explain radiate? Like emitting heat? Yeah. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Yeah, actually. That's honestly very good. Kind of nailed that. Putting off heat or any sort of, it has to be heat, right? I think so. Radiate. Does it? No, I don't think so can radiate energy energy, but isn't happiness you can't radiate cold Jay what your smile can radiate Jay? What's the definition of energy?
Starting point is 00:47:18 Yeah No chance. We know what it is. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one Yeah, you. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, that's your point. Yeah, you don't know shit. Could you fill out like a 20 minute TED Talk on any topic? Podcasting, yeah? Yeah, everybody would have something they could talk about for 20 minutes. Like, could you make it interesting?
Starting point is 00:47:43 You just have to prepare. Presentation day would be fun. Like could you make it interesting mmm? You just have to prepare Presentation day would be fun like there's no doubt in my mind big cat could do 20 minutes right now on like something with the Bears and Caleb William yeah That's just doing It's the podcast yeah, wait It's the stretch not a tent every Monday. Yeah, it's the podcast. Yeah, wait Hang on a second. Yeah, we did. Did we do a presentation day once for the world cup? Oh, yeah, we should do it with with topics it just yeah shit Just like we just like trees and plagues easy topics are hard topics. I think pretty let's try to
Starting point is 00:48:21 Describe something a smart person would have to this. Yeah, yeah the act gets smarter. Oh, I like that yeah Where we just we teach each other? Pangaea magnets why is the ocean salty? fuck I Don't know Pangaea I know yeah, I should have a part but but Water tectonic plate is a lot to water and water and after you guys do enough topics you create a game
Starting point is 00:48:51 Are you smarter than a yakker? Yeah, everyone is everybody Yeah Should we get our G3 in here to do a little calluntlet? Yeah, he's excited. He's ready to go I saw him warming up. Yeah, and then we got to play we're gonna play around a werewolf As a tease for The street stool streams coming up. It is such a fun game
Starting point is 00:49:20 I do I am dipping a little early today. So is Titus. I have to oh no shit I should leave at the same time so that we think you guys rumors Oh, yeah, how did so Blutman in and Fasoli went on their mandate last night? I heard it ended pretty well Blutman Oh, yeah The usual hustle wait are you doing unnecessary yeah but it was over oh but isn't it was Brandon he's slower to get back he said it's been over for 12 minutes
Starting point is 00:50:04 yeah has 12 minutes. Yeah, pass 12 minutes. Yeah Brandon Got caught yeah, you've got to be kidding me yeah How was your mandate Good, man. Thank you big cat. Yeah, but was it fun? Yep great game blackhawks really good anything another not anything Anything you learned? Nope, I learned that the blackhawks are maybe a worse like He was on unnecessary roughness
Starting point is 00:50:43 You were in the 12 minute kitchen we saw you in the kitchen The kitchens on the way to the bathroom no Brandon. I love you too slick you're too slick yeah Jewish There you go, so mandate went well. Yeah, sure If that's what we got call it yeah, yeah, was for solely cool. That's a facility gentlemen For solely was a gentleman. Yep, sometimes try to overplay it overplay it how Put his hand on your thigh. No no nothing like that no touching
Starting point is 00:51:19 Great small talk Yeah, but I'm not the the best talker small talker so that would die sometimes very quickly I wouldn't know what else to say Did who paid for the meal? Fasoli paid for the meal, but I pulled I paid for the uber You I get like Wait wait wait wait you pay for the uber from here to the united center No from the united center to his apartment
Starting point is 00:51:56 It's a two stopper Multiple stops, uh-huh Okay, this stinks of stuff Oh, oh, yeah, the sniping game was that. That was so funny. You got sniped making out. How do we know that's Bloodman? I think there's only one. Okay. Alright, well thanks Bloodman.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Of course. Will you tell RG3 to come on in? We're gonna do the gauntlet with him. Yeah. UCLA's back, by the way. Oh, why? What happened? The enemy gone. Oh, why would happen be enemy gone? Oh Indiana OC Suns area up next to UCLA in Due time we're gonna carry the big ten you're welcome Damn, thank you. That's bold
Starting point is 00:52:36 Thank you. See you man. See you did 12 minutes I wasn't 12. I had to I had to go pee Publix said it was 12 minutes. It wasn't 12. I had to I had to go pee Pubman said it was 12 minutes. It wasn't 12 minutes. Hi, Will. How you doing? Good Where's bar? Detroit wedding wedding No, you are saying like a marriage and not a wedding like a tease Well, you said it sound like tease and wet or wetting The wet wheel we had T's well you said it sound like T's and wet or wetting Yeah, I do say that sounds like a wedding he went to piss his pants in Detroit
Starting point is 00:53:17 Hey, man, they want you in Mr. G3. Yeah, I don't know. I said they wanted you. It's not a big deal. Yeah. Oh, hey. Yeah. Look at that. And another. Do you think that's the first time his hand has touched the Heisman Trophy winner? Oh, I don't know. RG 3 in the house. How we doing? Wherever you want to sit. Sit next to Willie. So we're live right now. This is Yak. What are we doing here?
Starting point is 00:53:50 We're just yakking. We're having fun. Talking about whatever. It's like a campfire in here. We just basically shoot the shit. What's up brother? How you doing? And you're going to have to do the gauntlet. You know what the gauntlet is. You said it when you walked in. I said you're going to make me do the gauntlet? You know what the gauntlet is. You said it when you walked in. I said you're gonna make me do the gauntlet, aren't you?
Starting point is 00:54:08 Yeah. Have you done it? Yeah, I've done it several times. What's the strategy? Throw it fast. Yeah, make it. Make your shots. The hardest one, which might not be for you, but the body armor. Throwing the football. The football might be the hardest. You say that, Cam Newton remains. He struggled. Cam struggled with it? Cam Newton remains the only person to ever do the gauntlet that we gave a mercy rule to for the football. He was doing it. Really?
Starting point is 00:54:36 We sat there watching him throw so much, we were just like, you know what, Cam, just go on to the next one. Oh my gosh. He's the only person. Can you play soccer? I've never played soccer, but. You can kick like you can I can't imagine you're pretty athletic. I think I can kick it I think I can kick it hard. You know, I don't know how accurate it'll be but what was your number two sport?
Starting point is 00:54:54 My number two sport. Yeah, well football is my number two sport, but oh Track and field track and field football and basketball Okay, yeah, you might have a good showing I think you have a great Yeah, I could see a world where a Heisman Trophy Showing is a great fucking athlete would be good at this. So who's got the best score of the people? Really? Yeah, we were actually almost broke it yesterday You're doing this read I was off off by second got top two Holy cow Brandon Walker's pretty good. Yeah, but just make I was like Brandon Walker, you know, yes
Starting point is 00:55:31 Pretty there's a sec guy Wilson. You know, he's not sec anymore. Not anymore. Now. I took it I covered it all my Instagram name, but it's still it's still there. I'm still the guy No, you're Brandon Walker. You're not Have we ever gotten into a spat on Twitter? We haven't because I haven't said anything back. He's definitely had some comments. Have you like added him? No, I don't think I have. That's the way I don't think I have.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I think we've talked. I think we've talked. We've never argued. We've never argued. We've talked. I've always made sure that. Listen, me and my man over here, we've argued a I think we've talked. We've never argued. We've never argued. We've talked. I've always made sure that, listen, me and my man over here, we've argued a couple times on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:56:09 I'm like, it's just not worth it. Yeah. It's not worth it. Will's always gonna get me with something that I have no response for. He'll fart. So, he'll take you in the closet and fart in your face.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Yeah. During that moment, you were having some good rebuttals. I was. In the ball pit. However, though, you ended up the tray rebuttals in the ball pit However, though you ended up the Trey Lance you're on the wrong side of that. Wait, what was this? Come out pretty saving their job or something like that. I don't fully remember but it was I think it was the Trey Lance tree Yeah, what was the ball pit one? He was having a rebuttal and he's got he's like playing He's like in the ball pit with his kids like doing a rebuttal Back to me and it was like solid like I think I had to do another one. Yeah, you did Cuz typically you're pretty good at them. I respect your game. I respect you game
Starting point is 00:56:54 I know you respect what I do too But I was in the ball pit in Houston with the kids and it was like the perfect opportunity for me to like disappear into the balls Yeah, yeah, You don't know ball. Yeah. I had to do another one. He had to do another one. Had to fart on you again. Well, never run out. All right. So, so you ready to do it? It's the you gotta get one cornhole. Okay. You gotta shoot the soccer ball. There's a goalie in there. All right. Then you go to baseball. You gotta hit a home run just over this studio. So it's not like you got to hit
Starting point is 00:57:28 it over the fence you just got to hit it over the studio throw one ball through the body armor all right three-pointer three-pointer so two three-pointers yeah and you sit back down and there's a sporkle that pops up and it's a grab bag of topics you You just need to get ten questions, right? You can go to any category you can jump around you can answer this answer that are we getting clues from the room or no? We might help you a little bit on how if you're rolling then yeah like yesterday I had my sparkle one of one of it was like seven pro sports teams in Florida just ripped right through those Oh, wow, so like you can get a lucky draw. So it's very random.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Yeah, it'd be like seven. Stuff that's gonna make you think. Don't get hung up on one category. If there's like an obvious one that I knew you'd get it'd be like hey there's this question right there. Gotcha. Yeah, you gotta just yeah for the sporkle just get your eyes to the like just hammer the ones you think you know and don't worry about the rest and then you can fill in the
Starting point is 00:58:19 cracks. That's a good method, hammer the ones you know. Yeah, hammer the ones you know. Alright, ready? That's a good good method hammer the ones, you know, yeah hammer the ones, you know, all right ready We'll do Steven Singer after I'm gonna say I think there's about to be a new record. I have a feeling in my bones I think that'll be the one question mark in going to this, because I think you're right.
Starting point is 00:58:48 I think there's a storm brewing. Yeah, it feels there's so many of them. Malisex, too. He has nothing left to lose. He's out of here soon. He might be a brick wall. Oh, true. Yeah, we might win, guys.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Oh, Jesus. I thought it was all under him. I was like, that was a terrible throw. OK. Is the football probably looking at trouble now, as you know? Yeah, but it was different back then. We had an actual football game.
Starting point is 00:59:18 OK. Yeah. There's also the bottle is not the same. Yeah. This is what? Try to get your fingers. This is the first look at Malisek since then Yes, since we know that he doesn't like us anymore
Starting point is 00:59:31 The borderline hates us. Oh, oh big shot. We've only ever been even nothing but nice to Malisek. Yeah Yeah, it's weird never done anything bad to him. Are you ready you ready, Brandon? Get him in position, get him in position. All right, so, can't pick him up yet. Oh, as soon as he says go, you pick him up, and then you make one, and then you go home. And, Arjun, three, when you shoot the soccer balls, you have to shoot all three of those from, until you score a goal, so if you hit it on the first one, you're done.
Starting point is 00:59:59 But if you go more than three shots, you can shoot from anywhere. So you can get closer, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah and if you hit one then you're net you're good all right we ready to go I'm expecting a big time all right three two one go I think he's gonna dominate this yeah oh yeah yeah I'm thinking yeah come on. Malachik. Oh, that was hot. That was a good strat. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Teasing the corners. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh. This is where you can get caught. Uh-oh. This is where you can get caught. Kick his ass.
Starting point is 01:00:39 People are too nice to him. There. Oh. Kick him up his ass. He'll be fine. Not one. To step on his face to him Take your time take your time. Take your time. Oh, stay in it. Stay in it. Hey, in it. I forgot about will. Yeah. Oh, my right or my right. Did I predict the baseball? That's like a that. That's anyone can kick soccer ball. Oh, stay in it. Stay in it.
Starting point is 01:01:27 There it is. No, no. Stay in it. There it is. All right. Football. Oh, that was nice. He's going to want to go again.
Starting point is 01:01:39 Yeah, fortunately, break to him. Sorry, bud. Baseball was... We would have had a dominant time. He's got a nice shot. He does have a good shot. He lost his legs during baseball. Woo!
Starting point is 01:01:56 Oops, sorry. Good shot. Oh. Oh. Oh. Could you fix him? Oh Good shot Could you fix them could you fix them mark yeah, I could This up There it is come on sit down sit down sit down sit down smorkle FC East teams yeah there you go easy
Starting point is 01:02:33 Where's that a feast teams just Sam bills Jets patriots yep, who's the last one you got it four colors of starburst candy. Yep. Red, pink, yellow, orange. Five states to border the Pacific Ocean. Jesus Christ. States of the West. Ten women Derek Jeter have dated. California. Yep. There you go. California. Washington. Yep. Oregon. Yep. There we go. Time. There we go. That's a good time What happened I know marks over here it's like baseball
Starting point is 01:03:13 Baseball haven't swung a bat. I said it before cuz everyone's like I think he's be really good I think I was like, I think baseball might have it swung a bat since I was eight years old So I was disappointed in that. Yeah, you are the number one quarterback though now on nice You beat let's see who you beat who did I not beat you didn't be Fred smooth I got I beat justice My very first time was like six minutes long that's a good score on the soccer to save my life That's good company smooth big justice shit It's when you get close where it gets like hard I was like, okay come pull it in just a little yeah. Yeah
Starting point is 01:03:49 He broke those fun that that group of three might be the best Fred's my rotation Yeah, that's that's the ideal rotation Peter didn't be Who didn't I beat? All right, so I'm number one quarterback, so that's awesome. Brandon Marshall you lost to. Kyle Long. Alex Caruso. Steve Jay.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Dudes. Dudes. Fuckin' dudes. Oh Rico Bosco. Arian Foster beat you. You know the quarterback throw was on point point that was the first one on point I enjoyed that Greg Olson and Greg had a good time Greg Greg also kind of illegal because he went twice in one day Oh, yeah, really? Yeah, I kind of want to go again
Starting point is 01:04:37 I do want to go but I'm gonna go you know the competitor. I'm like I can do better than that I know I can that was a very good time though for someone who had never done it before. I appreciate that. This is awesome. 248. Brandy, you want to do the Steven Singer ad? Yes, I do.
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Starting point is 01:05:54 Good work Brando great job. I hate Steven singer comm The man brand that was simply the well a gift card. Oh, what is this? That's the what I just said we're giving them a $2,000 gift card to a lucky enough barstool yak listener Yeah, earrings hell yeah, do you guys want to play around a werewolf? Yeah, I would love to werewolf. Yeah, what was telling me about this? It's an awesome. He was gassing it up hey and I think I explained it pretty well too yeah you did no oh you you definitely didn't you run the rules and RG will be like yeah comp kind of hit it I botched it
Starting point is 01:06:37 when we were at camp barstool you think you'll say comp kind of hit it I won't say that out loud yeah maybe in my mind I'm kind of hit it. You think that's what he's gonna say He's saying it in a different way, you know, why is Blutman blue in the graphic he's purple in real life, right? Oh wow Oh My gosh, he's purple. Why was he Michael Blackson? They like that picture of him? Maybe he's in the freezer help him out. Yeah, he is He looks like he has him the bottom right the bottom right? How'd you guess? Dead for two He's been dead. It's like Paul Bear. What a pig.
Starting point is 01:07:26 He looks like fat Galifian. Oh. Oh, man. I will have Connor come in, because he's going to be the host of the werewolf. The werewolf. So who invented this game? It's a real card game, I think.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Yeah. It's Connor's birthday today. Wait, should we leave it? Connor's birthday. I got to bounce. All right. Happy birthday, Connor. Connor's birthday, Connor.
Starting point is 01:07:44 All right, Keith's got to leave to Stephen. Happy birthday, brother. brother Steven come sit down I'm Rob. Oh happy birthday. Whoa. Whoa CG CG 3 and RG 3 this is Happy birthday Connor Good luck this birthday. Yeah Yes, this too few. I'll be an adult. Come here. Steven. We need you. You'll be there Yeah, I'll be how many people can you play with? Oh, you cannot go up, but no, it's too few. I'll be in it. Oh come here Stephen. We need you. You'll be there Yeah, I'll be how many people can you play with a lot you cannot go up, but no it's how how few minimum? I'm gonna be right before we get started I
Starting point is 01:08:13 Explain I got a p2 with it. Wait. Do you know the rules you know the rules? Tell them the rules about the rules. I've never played I explained the rules to Brandon. Okay. And our yak listeners. I got a pizza. Okay. I'll do my best. Everybody's taking a pre break. So depending on the numbers, usually there is a village. Everybody here is in the village. There are three werewolves. Okay. Nobody knows who's who, but there are three werewolves. There's also a doctor who can save other people who have been killed by the werewolves, bring them back to life. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:53 There is a seer who can check and figure out secretively who is the werewolf. Let's zoom out. So this is a social game. Yeah. And you're going to slip the card. Everyone's going to review, look at their card together. Everyone's gonna hide and look at their card. And then everyone puts their head down. And then they reveal to the narrator who they are.
Starting point is 01:09:15 And you can't tell anybody. It's only the narrator who's aware of who everybody is. So I will be the one saying, oh yeah, here are the rules right there. I will be the one who says, okay, everybody put your heads down, werewolves, you know, you can wake up and then they choose who they want to kill in the village. Okay. Quietly. They're all pointing without saying a word, like who they want to kill. And then from there, they put their heads down and then I'll say, you know, doctor, you can wake up and then they look around and they see who they want to save. They take a guess as to maybe who the werewolves are going to be after.
Starting point is 01:09:48 So they try and save them. And then the seer, after the doctor puts their head down, the seer then wakes up and they can ask, like, yeah, if this person's a werewolf, if that person's a werewolf. And then I'll say yes or no. And then everybody puts their head down. I tell everybody to wake up and then I reveal if somebody was killed, if somebody was saved. And then from there, you guys get a minute as the village to figure out like, yeah, who they want to vote out who they think is a werewolf. And if a person who is a werewolf is accused, they have to defend themselves
Starting point is 01:10:19 and be like, no, I'm not a werewolf. Like, no, like, what about this guy? What about that guy? Yeah, it's like mafia for anybody who hasn't played and it will be fun for the listeners because you'll see who everyone is When we when we have our eyes closed and then Connor says werewolves, you know pick up your heads Yeah, the listeners will get to see who it is They'll have an a knowledge of what's going on while we debate it and I was on a delay here, too He's gonna play. Oh awesome. What's up? Sub-sub I was on a delay so I didn't know if you guys said this already this was like the highlight of camp arson yeah yeah so much fun but
Starting point is 01:10:52 yeah do we want to yes so how do you want to do give out the cards and make sure there's enough the right amount of cards one two three four five six seven okay so how many is it one werewolf or two probably two werewolves doctor and then yeah One seer okay one seer always right yeah, she is always in it which is always in it and doctor two werewolves I believe so and then to build after at least two werewolves right now You could play with now you play with one, but I think it would have to be a matter of fact Seven I don't know I think seven is the lowest amount of people you can have in the game the lowest yeah look at that we plan yeah I
Starting point is 01:11:32 think it should be one werewolf okay with seven people okay seven to thirty five I don't know if we're doing a witch what do you think Robert no way no way all right but one werewolf for this. Okay. Probably one werewolf. Yeah, I agree. Otherwise it'd be 12 people to have three werewolves. Yeah, that'd be crazy. That's a damn good point. Imagine three werewolves running around.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Three and then... I'm just chilling. Perfect. Let me see the rest of the cards. Rest of the cards. So there's a werewolf, a seer, and a doctor. How's your life going? Yes. And then four villagers. It's round by round because you're basically like
Starting point is 01:12:08 trying to accuse everyone and trying to figure out who you can trust it's we have more cards very fun you got the rest of the deck TJ does yeah yes TJ you might be able to see on there how many werewolves goes up to on one of those cards because I think it says the rules yeah This is also the first time I've moderated so oh This is usually you pick on your birthday on my birthday is Third is here. How many big birthday plans? How's your mom doing? Why was my mom? I don't know she's just hot To werewolves to werewolves
Starting point is 01:12:50 people No, but really all right big two two werewolves did your mom text Saturday to where will you call you happy birthday my mom? Yeah, she texted me what she say yeah And when you're out you're out, so you can't talk anymore But you can obviously have your eyes open and see what everything's going on I'll let you know what what she said why do we have a raker Ruth rookie card? Oh? Please explain um Do we have the other cards? I think he's just sitting alone. Yeah, that's
Starting point is 01:13:19 Like it's not the worst. We have yeah, I bought a there's another one here. Oh, yeah, what do we got? Roma doons they It's not the worst card we have. Yeah, I bought a card. There's another one here. Oh yeah. What do we got? Oh no. That could be. We have a Roma Doonze. Oh, those don't go together. No, I bought a card pack and it has like, it's like Ray Cruth, Sama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Don't pedify Omar Jassim. Bruce Jenner back here. Yeah, there it is. Bruce Jenner. So it's just people with unique histories yeah, yeah Somebody say oh, yeah. Yeah, I got Robert E Lee once That's a rookie card there By the way, my mom sent me a bitmoji of her jumping out of a present.
Starting point is 01:14:08 So I'll show you that later. Yeah, it's a bitmoji. It's a cartoon. Oh, bitmoji. Happy birthday son. What's going on with you guys and his mom? She's well-rounded. What were you going to say, Brandon? Happy birthday, Connor.
Starting point is 01:14:27 She came to the office one time last year. Oh, what a day it was. And I was expecting that everybody would be gone because it was later in the day and everybody was here and they all saw her and they just make jokes. Oh, wow. But anyway, make sure the deck isn't stacked. Brandon, were you just... Stop.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Are we doing two werewolves or just one? Two werewolves. Two werewolves. two werewolves. You got the moderator guide. Yeah. Yeah I got it. From here to do it seems like a very simple game. It is once it gets going. Yeah. OK. We go. All right. You want to walk around with this so people can
Starting point is 01:14:59 pick it out of the deck. Yes I will. Shuffle them a little bit. OK. the deck guess I will just shuffle them a little bit okay okay all right this is the fun part yeah she's huge obviously don't show your card to anyone okay here we go keep it to yourself and For the audience on this it'll be a secret, but on the stream following this you'll be able to see who has what at home But you it won't be a secret though for the audience here because when you write a wolf opens their eyes It'll be easier because they'll be graphics. Yeah, yeah, right, right Everybody has their card. They've seen their card. They know their roles all right hmm
Starting point is 01:15:52 Folks the night is upon us may go to sleep Everybody's eyes are shut werewolves wake up. Who would you like to kill? Werewolves? You could go back to sleep. Doctor, wake up. Is there somebody you would like to save? You may go back to sleep. Seer, you may now wake up. You may now go back to sleep. Alright, you can all open your eyes. Good morning, boys.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Hello. Hey, guys, how you doing? Good to see Morning boys hello guys. I'm done. Good to see you feel like I'm dead Somebody did pass in the village last night He's a big man So with that information, I'll now give you a minute or so, maybe a minute and a half, maybe two minutes, to decide who you want to eliminate, who you think killed off Brandon. I do not think Big Cat is the werewolf. I...
Starting point is 01:17:20 Who said that? I think... Wait, then you guys both are. I think Nick is the werewolf. he was so quick to accuse me of killing He would he would he would know Nick's smart. He knows if Brandon's dead everyone's gonna think it's me. Oh, that's a good one I can't even defend that I would say I would say it was you if you weren't the moderator because he's been talking about your mom this whole time Fucking hate his guts.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Steven's quiet right now. Zupy defended big cat very quickly. And he knows that we brought him in because he knows how to play. For those who know how to play. That's a good move. Right now, I would feel good about Zupy not being the werewolf. Yes. Really?
Starting point is 01:17:59 Yeah. Well, if he if. Well, then fuck you. It's you. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah, if you know how to play Yeah, if you know how to play is you be exonerated. I was very quick saying that yes, they too much You're the seer because I say those or you're you're the werewolf. It's Nick
Starting point is 01:18:18 Don't say too much. I'm not on the I'm not I'm not Che has said much Robert RG has not said much Robert knows a couple people Brandon is one of them Yeah, so I feel like if he were a werewolf which I'm not accusing you are that that would be one of the likely targets Why do you feel like he he would kill just cuz he doesn't know as many people as well So he would probably they'd a good I know will better than anybody so if I was gonna eliminate someone I know would be will Hmm. I mean okay. All right Prove that you know will Yeah, how small is his dick tell me when to stop
Starting point is 01:19:01 This will be the last question It's eyes up when we're in the locker room and in the shower See you're quick with that I was just making a joke yeah, but I have we let Che talk he could how I also Think Che might be a werewolf. Well, we got a decision who do we want to vote? I did I can't talk at all Yeah, you're dead. Talk you can't you're gone big cat It's not a I will I will pull my accusation from you if you want to gang up on Stephen Che. I'm just a villager. I mean, you can take me out for a walk. That's not really gonna help. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:35 Now he's scheming. Yeah, I'm down to take out Che. Alright, all hands in favor of first eliminating Nick. Good for Che. All hands in favor of eliminating Stephen Che. Good for Jay. All hands in favor of eliminating Stephen Jay. Stephen Jay, you have been eliminated. Okay. You are out of here.
Starting point is 01:19:51 All right. Maybe someone's checking Nick. Dead. Is Jay's dead? Like dead, dead. Dead. No coming back. Do we win if he's the werewolf?
Starting point is 01:20:02 No, there's two werewolves. Yeah. What does it have to get down to? You basically just have to be able to get out what it has to be two villagers and a werewolf. So wait, the two werewolves know? Yeah, they know each other. Okay. All right. So doctor maybe save Zupy. That being said, everybody close your eyes. It's nighttime. Werewolves wake up. Who would you like to kill werewolves? You may go back to sleep. Doctor wake up. Who would you like to save you may now go back to sleep seer wake up you may now go back to sleep all right folks hey if I die remember who killed me
Starting point is 01:21:09 But if none of us died is that oh no cuz they're so well No, there could be someone who died and then got saved by the doctor yes Okay, but unfortunately that's not the case tonight Someone did perish oh and that is our dear friend Kevin Zuppi Kevin Zuppi. Wow. The doctor. The fucking John Satham. The doctor fucked up. The doctor made a big mistake.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Kevin Zuppi is gone. He is no longer in the village. Are you a werewolf? Good luck villagers. Are you two werewolves? Are you a werewolf? I think Will's a werewolf. No.
Starting point is 01:21:39 Nick, be honest with me. My eyes have been closed this entire fucking game. Are you a werewolf? That's no way that's true. Well well then I'm not a werewolf and we have one chance to get this right Robert it's got to be Robert no I'm not the werewolf let's go you want to go for Robert let's kill our guest don't gang up on me let's kill the guest yeah I'm down to kill Robert. I'm so down to kill Robert.
Starting point is 01:22:08 I think the two guys who keep ganging up on us are the world. Me and my cat? See what he's doing to you? I think they have been ganging up on everyone and making decisions to get them. This is a desperate move by you. Not desperate at all.
Starting point is 01:22:24 Qualitative all. Yeah qualitative analysis Yeah, let's go Robert. I'm gonna go Robert. All right, fine, but I I can't decide you're gonna blame you're gonna jump on the black guy You were second You guys gang up on me? I don't wrong Feel like a fucking moron if I'm wrong you're wrong. You are wrong. Okay. You're dead. Is that final you guys are sure? Final so now we need the doctor if the doctor is still alive they need to save One of us okay, well who's all remaining in the game now? It's me, Nick, and Will. And so if a villain-
Starting point is 01:23:07 We won. That's the game. See, I knew it was Nick. I knew it was Nick. Nick and Will were the werewolves. I fucking have a great sense! They were the werewolves. I knew the second he opened his mouth that it was Nick.
Starting point is 01:23:18 Who was the doctor? God damn it, who's the doctor? You should've saved him. RG3. You should've saved him. How am I gonna know that they were real? What a rush. All right, so I'll explain to you. Who's the doctor you should see RG 3 you should have saved him What a rush Alright, so I'll explain to you when when we start with a first round when Zupy immediately goes big cats Not a werewolf right that means that he probably is the seer so he can see everything you know what I mean
Starting point is 01:23:37 He can check on people so if you Will and Nick both knew that he was the seer so they're gonna kill kill him next. If you had saved him, he would've stayed alive, and he checked on Nick, he would've told us Nick was the werewolf. Yep, I checked on him and then I got killed. Yeah. I knew it was, I fucking, give me credit, I knew it was you right away.
Starting point is 01:23:56 I would never have known. I wanted to kill Brandon so everybody would think it's you. That's why I was saying everybody stay quiet if you play like we feel good about Zupy. Okay, gotcha. And then we're just betting on somebody like Big Cat not being the doctor because then he could have just saved Zupy shit It makes sense makes sense shit
Starting point is 01:24:11 Wait there's two werewolves he said knowing And you know hates it too cuz he called it out But that's the hard part of the game is you, if you like, like I knew it was Nick, but I couldn't get everyone to convince that it was Nick. So it's like I had to go off Nick. Well Nick convinced you to kill him. I know, I should have stuck with my guns. I was stupid.
Starting point is 01:24:35 I should have stuck with my gun. Then it made you look like a werewolf. Yeah, I know. I can't, this is my favorite. Yeah, all right, let's play one more round. Oh, you wanna do another one? Yeah, let's play one more. Let's play one more.
Starting point is 01:24:44 But see, we have to have short memories. It's like, just because I lied to you guys, to your faces, like's play one more round. We want to do another one. Yeah, let's play one more But see we have to have short memories like just because I lied to you guys to your faces like this is a new game I'll just keep mine. It's hard with seven people and two werewolves Yeah, it is any more people. Yeah, is this a shovel card back or what's it? You still have your card. So you just never even looked at come on man. That's fine Yeah, you basically have to get the werewolf out on the first up. Thank you run Shit, sorry. I killed you dude. You weren't the werewolf. That's my bad. That's all good You did that for my Chicago Bears take I went I went I went with the I should have fucking stuck to my guns You have two werewolves. Yeah, I'm just making sure I have a
Starting point is 01:25:22 seer in here You just wanted to take me out cuz I was right. I know one two Kills me kills. All right When the stream starts though, how many we have we're gonna have like ten again. All right, cool During the stream yeah, like the yackle end and then stool streams are sorry, but we're playing like this So then the people everybody on the graphic that you saw will be in here. Oh wow okay? Which will make it better because then you can add in the witch Those should be yeah, it's a bigger people yeah strange right. I think it's a lemon or 12. It's gonna. There's gonna be a little
Starting point is 01:25:59 Bit of set up time in between shows because we're gonna move some cameras and chairs around to get more people in here But yes All right, everybody's got their roles, you know You may now all close your eyes, it's nighttime Werewolves wake up Who would you like to kill Okay, you may now go back to sleep. Doctor, you may now wake up. Who would you like to save? You may now go back to sleep. Seer, wake up.
Starting point is 01:26:49 You may now go back to sleep. Folks, there was a death in the night. Oh boy. Deja vu, it's fucking Brandon. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Come god. He walks out. Are you kidding me? He's out of here. I feel bad. Back to back. I know he didn't even get to play. That was me. Oh my goodness. Brandon has been knocked out. He is gone. So if you'd like to question any interrogation you now have a minute to do so Vote somebody out Again twice in a row
Starting point is 01:27:33 Me and bread are the best friends the best of friends But he killed him the first time I did I I did I don't know does anyone have an opinion on anything like a strong opinion Brandon was not the werewolf obviously, but he could have been the seer because we don't have anyone Pointing things out not yet. I knew Brandon wasn't the werewolf before he was dead How'd you know that's a strong? That's a good role to just take on a me you can just kind of say you can say that after Totally understand that he could be playing the sea that's a trust thing if you if you want to get rid of me
Starting point is 01:28:21 You're gonna lose something here He could also be playing Could be playing could me, you're gonna lose something here. He could also be playing. Could be playing, could be playing. You're gonna lose something. Who feels good? I don't know who. Who feels good? Do you feel good?
Starting point is 01:28:40 I feel good, I'm trying to read faces. Like good, good. Feeling nicey? Yeah, yeah. I don't feel good at all nicey Feeling nice. I don't know if you're lying. I don't know why he says he feels why would he say he feels good I don't know. I'm trying to figure out my own process here Steven has said anything if
Starting point is 01:28:59 Brandon was to get eliminated first I Don't know that narrows the plot, because that is probably the funniest person to eliminate. He's just talking to talk, he's a werewolf. Maybe so. You're gonna lose something, you could- Jay, you a werewolf?
Starting point is 01:29:15 No, no, I'm a villager like I was last time. Very simple, we can only spare three villagers. Are you a werewolf? I'm not a werewolf. I don't think he did anybody would admit You're trying to trick me because my first star player fucking no Well, you haven't talked too much either and you're smiling. You're smiling big. Yes. Yeah, cuz I'm on the che No, but you're smiling like you smiled at me when we were werewolves
Starting point is 01:29:43 Is it you and Jack? No, I'm not a werewolf. Taking out Brandon would be the easy either deflect to Big Cat or Nick, I feel like, because they would probably be the most likely to take him out. But I don't like why you're talking so much. Is that what you were thinking? I'm just thinking out loud. Is this a reverse psychology thing?
Starting point is 01:30:00 Zupy, why do you feel good? I got something that can benefit the squad, but he said that There's two people who have something something are there someone is very quiet RG 3 has been very quiet. He has been big big cats been talking about Che over here talking too much I'm trying to figure it out this so so now if I don't talk it You're trying to paint me in a certain light right you could talk too much or not talk at all if you talk to right amount it feels like big cat is faking I'm not I listen you get you get rid of any lose some used of you get rid of me you something I'm Brandon out
Starting point is 01:30:34 you swear we lose I swear to God you lose all right what do we lose the threat of a werewolf the the chance to maybe get some information that we need there's been two people thrown out so far It's been big cat and Che, but if do we want to put to a vote big cat or Che or? RG 3 okay all hands or will or me Or Zupy Zupy. I don't like that. He said he was feeling nice, okay I don't like that and I don't like that Will asked that. So is Zupy answering? No, no, because there's two people
Starting point is 01:31:07 that can benefit the village. Okay, okay. Yes. You have a doctor and a seer. And two people are claiming that they can benefit the village. But only one person is claiming that they're basically the seer,
Starting point is 01:31:17 but they're not telling us. We're assuming Brandon. But Brandon could have been the seer. Oh no, Brandon could have been. And somebody's taking that. He could have been the, well no, he couldn't have been the doctor. But if Brandon, if Big if big cats to see or he would tell us something he's not telling us anything Well, he told us he person that died was the person that might have been checked on
Starting point is 01:31:34 Right, that's a problem. Okay, so Brandon was a villager. This was all right We only I guess you'll only check if it's a werewolf. So you don't know anything else. I'm saying Jay all right, ah My inclination right which is fair do whatever you want to do I'm a villager my inclination is Zupy was throw it out to throw out two people being like two people can benefit but then Didn't necessarily come forward to say that he is one of those people until later. I didn't know if in the process I don't know you know it just be like verbal about it and say what I can do. I think it's Jay I don't I don't all hands. I think it's Zupy.
Starting point is 01:32:06 All hands in favor of Kevin Zupy. Zupy could be. The villagers will lose if you do that. Yeah. Really? All hands in favor of Jay. I don't think he's smart. Jay. That's all right. You got your vote. I'm going Jay. All right. Wait, what vote is that? There was more for Jay. This one's Che? That one's Che. So more for Che, two for Zupy, Steven Che. You have been eliminated. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:32:31 You all may now go back to sleep. All right. So wait, would we... Okay, okay. Werewolves, wake up. Who would you like to kill? You may now go back to sleep. Doctor! Wake up!
Starting point is 01:32:53 Who would you like to save? You may now go back to sleep. And lastly, the seer. Then lastly, the seer. You may now go back to sleep. Folks, sunrise. And someone else has been killed in the village. Robert, I love you. No! You have been killed. Wow. Okay. Why Robert? That sucks. Nick's a werewolf. 100%. And I think I can only trust you Zupy. I think.
Starting point is 01:33:39 But Nick is 100% a werewolf. But you're so fast to these accusations. Hang on, time out. Don't say nothing else, don't say nothing else. I trust you. Do you? I gotta lean on what he was alluding to. I think this is the most big cat move. Getting rid of Brandon after we accused him of getting rid of Brandon last game. Yeah, it was the most Nick move to get rid of Brandon twice.
Starting point is 01:34:00 You're like, big cat. Nick is the fucking werewolf. I'm telling you, I know, I a baby, and I know that Nick is aware What do you think I think me and you got to be talking to each other right now? Because I don't think you're a werewolf Okay, so I think if we get in there that means I think we can trust each other Zupy's mad at me because I try to kill him last time I think we I think we might have gotten your gut on Nick
Starting point is 01:34:26 Big cat was quick in saying that. Nick is a werewolf. Nick is a werewolf. Is there a way that we can just play this the safe way? What does that mean? Like we get Nick, and then I could save you. I don't know, I'm just trying to think this out. They Nick is the werewolf they both are no It might be which would fuck I because I voted for him last time to kill him. Nick is the werewolf
Starting point is 01:34:55 I can't tell I'll say it a million times. I alright Then I'll then we'll go well then go Nick here And then if I am a werewolf I won't be dead right what you could get me The next round, but I'll just keep saving myself. He's leading the charge against me because I tried to kill him last time Yeah, all I think is this you for Nick. I'll vote for Nick you vote for Nick. Let's vote for Nick. I vote for You gotta get the werewolf. I'm just telling you Nick's a werewolf all right you want to put a vote. Yes Everybody's over yes. Yeah, the village with That's what I'm talking about
Starting point is 01:35:37 Here's the way well this is Brandon's fault for dropping his card face up and anger Good job good job. Good job, good job. Good job. Let's go. I knew it was Jay! Yeah, I checked Brandon. Zuby, you were confusing me. You were scaring me.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Hey, he was scaring me. I know. I'm like, all right. Zuby's good at this game. I was thinking I was just going to keep saving myself and then we could just get Nick then and then... It's such a fun game. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:03 Yeah. It's such a fun game. This is going a fun game. This is gonna be awesome. Jay. I was scared he'd lie right to... I am a villager just like last time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was scared of Big Cat for a little bit though. Yeah, but I was...
Starting point is 01:36:14 Listen, it's a trust game. It's very hard. Were you the seer? I was the seer. I didn't trust if you were the seer first. Yeah, I checked Brandon, he died, so I was kind of stuck where it's like, yeah, I'm the seer,
Starting point is 01:36:23 but I don't have anything to tell you guys. Because Brandon's already dead. I'm surprised you didn't go big cat then he did see her I Why when you got robbed to kill me no no I killed Rob just oh yeah, you should have tried to kill me But did you save me no I never saved you oh wow You would kill me you would have you would have won. I thought I've been too obvious yeah You would kill me you would have you would have won. I thought I've been too obvious. Yeah See soup just started to confuse me when he was like kind of not wanting to get Nick at first I Was confused I was confusing myself I'm so fucking double were were I was confused and I killed Brandon twice I did it, all right? It's the perfect crime. Just to frame me.
Starting point is 01:37:06 Just to frame you. If I wasn't in the seer in that game, I would have been fucked. Oh, that's good. All right, so that's what we're going to play in a minute. That was awesome. Yeah, it's so much fun. Should we do the high noon ad and then we can spin the wheel? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:24 Thank you, Zupy. What two roles were you? Villager and the other time I was the I was the doctor. Yeah, that was oh, you got doctor So that now you know your first time now You'll kind of and now you understand when if you had played it right the first time you should have saved Whoever is saying that they see they know things You need to save them because they become a target right away from the werewolves the version I've played is called one night ultimate werewolf and there's a depressed guy in it that tries to die He's like against everybody and he wants to be like guilty as the werewolf. Oh really yeah, that's
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Starting point is 01:38:16 And it comes in four delicious flavors. You've gotta try original peach, lemon, and raspberry. Visit highnounspirits.com to find a pack near you. High Noon suns up. Rg3 house. How's everything going? Good life life life is great Your podcast is killing it podcast like you get you just do you travel for every single interview? Yeah, I'm heading somewhere tomorrow Oh, wow, what are you doing? I can't tell you that. Oh, okay Oh, you can't know no little sneak peek can't tell you the sneak peek about that. Hey, I got a question for you I peek. I can't tell you the sneak peek about that Hey, I got a question for you
Starting point is 01:38:46 I know that you can't tell me who you're gonna vote on Heisman cuz you vote on Heisman But when you were winning the Heisman What point of the season were you like? Yeah, I'm about to win the Heisman At no point really what who is who is the final three who are the finalists your year? We I think that five or four. So it was Andrew Luck, Tyron Matthew, Monty Ball and Trent Reilly. Monty Ball had 39 times. So we had, it was a juggernaut of big time brands.
Starting point is 01:39:14 So I think it was after our game against Texas. I said on the field, I think Baylor just won his first Heisman. But I wasn't like entirely super confident about that. Because if we went to Nebraska, yeah, you put up those kind of numbers, you win as many games as we did, you win the Heisman. But when you're going against LSU, Alabama, Wisconsin,
Starting point is 01:39:35 and Stanford, it's a little more difficult. So it was an interesting process. I think this year's is interesting because you have a couple players who are clearly the best player at their position yeah, I think Asa and Gentie and in Chedure and you got Travis Hunter. Yeah, and He's more marketable. Are you going to it? I'm going I'll be there
Starting point is 01:39:55 How awesome is that when you go and you just you're just hanging out with all the Heisman guys? It's incredible Those guys are phenomenal come with any perks is this good Heisman house, you know the knees where is the high of course? It's uh sometimes it's in California sometimes it's in Is this the first year that Reggie's gonna be back there I Can I can neither confirm nor deny that Reggie will be at the ceremony? Okay, but he is in this is the first year to where it's like he's accepted back. He could be wait Is he gonna be there? He's always been accepted by his brothers. But is he gonna be there in New York?
Starting point is 01:40:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I talked to Reggie a few weeks ago. I feel like we're still playing the game. I feel like you're lying. I'm not. Well, it seems like he can't say. I can't say.
Starting point is 01:40:35 Kill him. I can't say. Kill him. Yeah. Just kill the black guy. I can't say if Reggie's gonna be there, not by rule, but I talked to Reggie. He doesn't know if he's going. Got it.
Starting point is 01:40:49 But it would be really cool if he was there, I think. Oh, yeah. All the guys want to see him there. It really wasn't ours. Yeah, if you want, I mean ESPN's doing the show. Clearly I'm not working there anymore. But if they want like the best ratings, fly Reggie Bush in on a private jet. Yeah, put them on stage. Hell. Yeah, we need Reggie there for sure So you who do you think should win not because you're betting on Travis Hunter you think Travis Hunter should win?
Starting point is 01:41:17 opinion he's the best player in college football, I Think Ashton Genties got a great case now, but here's my your biased Why is he biased? He didn't say unbiased. Oh, wow. Wow. We're still playing the game Ashton's having a massive year for a running back at his position and But I think like with Travis The chances of another Ashton coming is going to be higher. Yeah. Also Travis, there's only what Charles Watson, I mean, Deon, but there's not
Starting point is 01:41:51 that that player just doesn't come around. Chris Gamble. Well, he's a, he's a unicorn because he's done it more than any of those guys. Yeah. I've ever exactly on both sides of the ball, but either way, it's like even that sample size of three athletes we've seen in our lifetime. Yeah. By the way, I'm massively biased.
Starting point is 01:42:06 Yeah. I have a very big bet on Travis Hunter. It couldn't be more biased. Where did you put that bet in? August. Oh wow. Yeah, 40 to one. Whoa, really?
Starting point is 01:42:16 Yeah, five K to win 200 grand. Wow. Yeah, probably the biggest win. What? Is that your biggest win? It would be the biggest win. I need this. I need this. I need this. Yeah, you're struggling, right. What's with that your biggest win? I'll be the biggest win. I need this Yeah, you're struggling man
Starting point is 01:42:40 I need this is this your worst football season ever. Yeah, if I win the Travis Hunter Heisman I'll still have the worst football season. Oh heavens. Yeah You see what gambling's done it's like hey your facts throw them out the window I need to win this bet All right, well, let's spin the wheel it's only four of us. What's the spin? We won't explain it if it lands that don't worry. Yeah, red is what you don't worry. Yeah, just don't I'm not Never want to be dry. We want to oh We're good. We're good. Yeah, we didn't want to have to explain that to you. It would have been bad Y'all like towel whipping people. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, like who?
Starting point is 01:43:25 Last time yeah So if it would have landed on the wet and then your name would have got picked you would had to go in the show Hop in the shower really yeah, just been wet the rest of the rest of the day for the rest of the day wet Yeah, yeah, it sucks. It's really stupid. We came up with it like three years ago We got it every day for three years for a while We had a hot we had like no way you make the guests be wet the rest dude We had a for a while there was mousetrap on the wheel where you just had to put your finger in a mousetrap Yeah, right there in the middle of the floor. We all have been mousetrapped mousetrap. Yeah, you're lying No, he's not lying. No that laugh made it seem like no
Starting point is 01:43:57 This game ruined our now. I can't tell the truth or not. I promise artistry this show makes no sense Just look around you. Okay, right that right there that napkin That's the biggest napkin. We've ever found at a sporting event. We put it up this map right here We have a guy Chris Clemmer who's trying to get a purple hat in every state in America He has to buy it off somebody's head. He has to buy it off someone's head I've given him a budget and then right there Zah is not here. Yes us here Zah you want to explain it That is my underwear that I've owned for like 20. He retired him retired retired retired Yeah, yeah this show makes no sense that's why it's called the yak yeah, it's just
Starting point is 01:44:42 It's one of those things that once you're when When you're in between the white lines, you just go with it. And then when you step out, every now and then I'll have like a moment where I'm like, why am I doing that? And you just gotta... You gotta shove that down and just pretend it never popped up. When you step out of the studio, you don't think about it. Having to explain what I do for a living. If you want to get fully immersed, you gotta come to a case race.
Starting point is 01:45:04 Yeah. Ooh, what's a case race? We just drink. We just drink. You drink? Do I drink? Yeah. I don't drink. Okay. I have, I have partaken in drinking the drinking since I've retired. Yeah. All right. So yeah, so you're just hammer beers and you black out and you paint your face. It was a royal last time. It was a royal rumble. So you dress as a wrestler. Yeah. We had intros and everything We all just like Titus. It's not live though. This one gets edited Yeah, we get it because it gets it all crazy stuff. It gets bad Titus had like 20 beers in in like two and a half hours We I was puking everywhere. Is this similar to your the drinking game you got the There's is in the room. There's is in this room and it's like it's like you can fight
Starting point is 01:45:45 It's also like a confined like it only lasts like three hours. There's lasted like an entire day Yeah, that's way too long way too much way too long. Yeah All right. Well everyone tune in to werewolf. We're gonna play they're gonna set it up We're gonna play in ten minutes rg3 sticking around And yeah, he's gonna be on the stream tonight to watching some football. So he's here all day We'll see you tomorrow on the Yak. Hey, stay tuned, give us like 10-15 minutes and we'll be right back for Werewolf. Love you guys, bye.

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