The Yak - RoboCop (1987) Rewatch With Commentary From Paddy The Baddy | The Yak 11-19-21

Episode Date: November 20, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the Yak. It's the act. It's the act. Brandon's out today. Big Cat's out today. They're both taking mental health days. Just a reminder that it's okay to, it's really okay to be sad. Isn't that right, Owen?

And KB? And the host of the show today, Paddy the Batty. My host, yeah. You're the host today. Oh, man, stepping up. Yeah. I'm already loving this. This is a live show, no delay.

So if you say something, the show will just get taken down the following day. Can't we swear? Oh, we can swear. We can swear. Motherfuckers. What's your favorite? What's your favorite swear? Thank you.

I don't know if I can say it. Everyone bitches about it. Oh, cunt? Yeah, cunt. Yeah, you can say cunt. Yeah, we say it all the time. Cunt's my favorite word, lad. Yeah, words and things?

Is it one of your favorite things? Oh, yeah, you could say that as well. Yeah. You could say that as well. Yeah, it's got it all. It covers all the bases. It covers plenty of bases. It's not even a slur over there, though.

Not really. It's more of a term of endearment. Yeah, like you call your boy a cheeky cunt. Yeah. A proper cunt. Yeah. Like, I... As I say it to people, like...

I think the boys in the booth are jealous. Go ahead. You guys, let's cut to them. Say it.... As I say it to people, like... I think the boys in the booth are jealous. Go ahead. You guys, let's cut to them. Say it. Let's all say it. Let's all... Cunt. Not bad.

Not bad. For a first-timer. Cunt. That wasn't a first-timer. It felt foreign on TJ's lips. The cunt on TJ's lips. That was a first-timer. You can't even say it on Twitter, lad.

My Twitter screen took off me for calling someone... Pardon me. For calling someone a fat ugly cunt i think it was probably for fat they never know what fucking targeted harassment they called it that's what they called it targeted so they were fat that's why it was targeted that's that's the only way it's targeted um yeah what are you doing in the city? Yeah, what the fuck are you doing? What am I doing here? I'm going to fucking slap Arsenal tomorrow, aren't we, lad?

I do know. I'm here for the Reds. The Reds are going to kick Arsenal's ass tomorrow, lad. Okay, I understand so far, yeah. But are you here for anything in particular? Just to watch Liverpool kick Arsenal's ass off? There's a stream tomorrow. That's what I mean.

Oh, word. You guys are streaming over in Jersey, right? I don't even know where. Oh, they're doing it here. Let's go. I just do as I'm told. Let I turn up

and rip shit up and get off. Couldn't have said it better myself. Around the corner from here. You like it or no? Yeah, it's sad. We stay the end of the week

when we come for the MSG card. We stayed in the same hotel. Would you ever move here uh i wouldn't move to new york no but america yeah la move to america not at least san diego's the guy that's my favorite that's where i go to san diego's the gaff lad been there the past couple of weeks it's you were in san diego the gaff the gaff the gaff i think so the garfield Gaff. Oh, I thought you said the Garfield. Like we say. The fucking cat.

Go round to his Gaff. Meaning like his house. That's his house. So San Diego is the house? It's the Gaff. You train out there? Yeah, I've been training a lot. I've been there, yeah.

I've been getting some training and all that. It's just nice as well. Being level and all. Yeah. Word, word. All right. Boys. What is this? being there yeah you got some training and all that which is nice as well being leveling up yeah word word alright boys what is this

what's this we didn't put in front of me I feel like I feel like Ron Bergen do you know a little bit a little bit speaking of San Diego

yeah um yeah for sure that was something that made me laugh KB to address doing squats

with Ebony on his shoulders? When did you do that? Do you know Ebony, Paddy? Yeah, two days ago. I did a handful. Uh-huh. When did you squat her? A couple days ago on my shoulders.

Yeah, she's only about 60 kilos. Yeah, she ain't bad. She ain't much. Yeah, it was easy for me. I can probably do about a one. It's fine. I need a bigger bitch.

You can get stronger, Paddy. There's always a bigger bitch. That's the golden rule. That is the golden rule. There's always a bigger one. Every time you think you found the biggest, lo and behold, next day. We say big bitch.

What would you say in Britain? Fat cunt. We we say big bitch. What would you say in Britain? Fat cunt. A fat cunt. Okay. We say that as well. What about a bird? Like a fluffy bird? We say like...

An emu. A funny one, what Scousers say is, when you reference like your girlfriend, there's me camel. Your camel? Your camel. Yeah. Why is that?

If your girl... Cockney ramen slang. Your camel head. Your beard. Yeah, but why camel? That implies. Yeah. Why is that? If your girl... Coffin-y ramen slung. Your camel head. Your beard. Yeah, but why camel? That implies... Is it camel head? That implies, like, scoliosis or something.

Yeah, yeah. That's just something more people say. Love it. Love me camel. Love it. Look, there's our boy. Uh-oh. What, lads?

Oh, yeah. What time do you call this lot? Where the fuck is that from? Yes. Adam? Are we boys? No, just the the crew just a hiccup on the tube just wanted to say

get that mask off lad we haven't got germs come on yeah you do bro I'm fucking looking at you right now what are you talking about you don't have germs bro Paddy I'm Ron

yes lad how are we nice to meet we nice to meet you like why is my friend what's going on just talking about Ron Begindy and fat cunts we were wondering

what they called overweight women in England nah what do you just call like like do you know the term slag

when you like slag someone off yeah no like she's a slag what does that mean whore she's a slut yeah she's a slag what does that mean whore she's a slut yeah she's a slut

okay whore slags one slags another shell dude you know what threw me for a loop was fanny I always thought

it meant butt pussy right well I always thought it meant butt you mean fanny was butt I used to think that you never thought that I always assumed puss

you always assumed fanny was no no no I always thought fanny was butt I don't. You always assumed fanny was... No, no, no. I always thought fanny was butt. I thought fanny was butt. I thought fanny was butt. I thought fanny was butt. I thought fanny was butt.

I thought fanny was someone's asshole. No, like a grandmom will say, like, oh, get your fannies, like, upstairs. They're talking about pussies. Your fucking little pussy. Ron, your grandma was talking about your little pussy. I did. I didn't know that my grandma knew about my little pussy.

Assuming my gender. Assuming I had a pussy. I remember I was playing Medal of Honor on the Xbox in front of my grandma and convinced her it was Saving Private Ryan. The show? She was very sick. And what, she just watched it like it was a movie? Yeah.

She thought it was a movie. She thought it was a first-person movie. Whenever I think of old games like that, I just think of Xbox parties. They were the best. Xbox parties, yeah. Like the lobbies. The Xbox live parties. You were getting some words off. I thought you old games like that, I just think of Xbox parties. They were the best. Xbox parties, like the lobbies. The Xbox Live parties. You were getting some words off. I used to say some vicious shit to people on there.

KB, what was your gamer tag? Gone are the days. Country Hawk. What the fuck? I don't know. I was too dumb and young to figure out how to set your own, so it was like one of the default options. It gave an adjective and a noun.

Me and my boy, I was hockey was ghost boy uh we made got one of them is was healed giraffe what healed giraffe healed yeah that's what it was i'm not buying it we ended up calling him like long giraffe as a nickname yeah Yeah, Long Giraffe. You know what I mean? And turned into his whole nickname? Yeah, turned into a proper nickname for him. His whole identity just off the...

Dude, that's what the other guy did. That's what Childish Gambino did as well, I think. He did the Wu-Tang Clan name generator. Yeah. What's that? Kind of a bad name. It's just like the Wu-Tang Clan. Should we pull it up?

Yeah, we should probably pull it up. Should we get our Wu-Tang Clan names? Yeah, let's all do it now. Let's all do it right now. TJ can probably get it for us. You don't even have to do it on the phone. TJ's got it. TJ's fucking slick.

A lot of times when a girl is bigger in America, we compare her to a linebacker. That's like a bigger position in the NFL and football. Do you guys have anything along those lines? A fullback or something like that? Nah, a fullback's a quick. They run up and down the wing. Maybe a center back. Or she's like a goalie. A fullback or something like that? Nah, the fullbacks are quick. They run up and down the wing. Maybe a center back.

Or she's like a goalie. A goalie. A goalie. She's like a goalie. She's a goalie. So I think if you do Donald Glover on this, it'll be childish Gambino. I'm sure. Nope, so this isn't the right site.

But it could be random every single time, though. Yeah, that's what I thought. It could be. It might just be. What do you mean? No, no. Yeah, that's what I thought. Impossible. It might just follow you. What do you mean? No, no. Oh, maybe it's not.

Look at TJ. Fact-checking you. He fact-checked the fuck out of me. Go to another one. He just put me in checkmate badly. Sight couldn't see. Oh, Corvus Strong. Jesus Christ, that's terrible. That's horrible for you.

Corvus? What's a Corvus? That's fucking bad. KB. KB. Whatvus? What's a Corvus? That's fucking bad. KB. What is that? Swag. Evil What is that?

You need glasses because you're the closest to the TV. Evil Foolish. That's a sweet rap name for you. Evil Foolish. Where did Patty the Batty come from? Short ferret raging. You okay with that? Ferret raging. What the fuck?

They gave this motherfucker a sentence fragment. Try the actual name, lad, and see what comes up. Patrick Pimlet. Yeah, what? Come on, say Patrick, not Paddy. Romanticist angry. God damn. These are some funky-ass shit names, these, lad.

These are shit. That's better. Paul slashing. Paul slashing. Paul slashed them bitches up. I was thinking of, like, a father. Like, Paul, like, you slashed your own dad. Bandit mythic.

It should be the other way around. Mythic bandit. I like that. I'll take that. Yeah, mythic bandit would be better, lad. A mythic bandit. Oh, it's just night time. Do Young Dolph.

No. Stop, bro. Stop taking a victory lap. Come on. It was a tense situation. A little fucking levity, huh? It was a victory lap over your incredible joke at a dead man's expense. I wasn't laughing.

I was laughing at how bold you were to make that joke, not at anything else. What was the joke? You alley-ooped me. Why else would you say a word? Why would you phrase it like that? What joke was it? KB made a joke about a rapper that was killed 12 hours beforehand.

Not even, yeah, yeah. Nah, I've had, nah. That's KB. It's too soon. I'm with you, lad. Someone said that to me. You gotta get him off. Someone said that to me

after I put a tweet. I got a DM from... When Kobe died. Oh, did you have a tweet when Kobe died? I didn't, like, take the piss out of him. You were slagging him off?

Why? You didn't fully take the piss out of him? Some American said something and I said, lad, there's more chance of Kobe coming back to life than him beating me.

That's fine. And did he win? Did he win? Full Shafir. I was meant to fight him in the November and he missed weight by 10 pounds

and we never fought so his mate was still chatting shit I ended up just saying to him lad come on more chance of Kobe coming back to life

than your mate beating me damn you are a few people bit are you a heavy weight cutter no not when I go just out of camp

I enjoy me food lad that's good yeah I know some people just you know know, go full death mode. I have done in the past. I've cut, like, I've cut 18 pounds overnight, lad. See what I'm saying? That's insane. Doing baths and saunas.

Is that unhealthy? Sauna suit, yes. That's what I'm saying. It's bad for your brain, long term. Have you seen it where I was sick in the cage? No. Get it up, lad. Get it the fuck, TJ.

Get it up. 18 in one day so you were just like sauna sauna in and out sauna suit yeah and that was even worse it was even worse with that one because i had the earache in that night and i had like one hour's kip all night and i just kept getting in the bath out the bath in the bath and then in the end i ran out of time in the bath and i had to just get dragged in and out of sauna. Yeah, this is it. I cut 18 pounds overnight. And this is right before the fight? No, this is it. I just won, lad.

I just won. Just won. Yeah. And then look, I get interviewed. Is there footage of you cut down? What's this now, lad? He interviews me. And as I'm getting interviewed, lad, I'm giving him proper one-word answers.

And, lad, I just go... Wait, no, you puke? Yeah, lad. Everyone thinks it's blood. As you know, when I talk, I don't normally shut up. But, look, I'm like, shit, I'm going to spew you. You can tell. Oh, yeah, that's a pre-puke face.

Why does it go... Oh, you were just staring out into nothing. You look out there. Oh, yeah, that's a pre-puke face. Why is it gross? Oh, you were just staring out into nothing. You look out there. Oh, no. Oh, no. There's the breathing. A little bit too much saliva in the mouth. Yeah, but 45 is your weight class at the minute.

Only 21 I grow in diabetes. Okay. He was expecting a little bit more out of you. I turned now and I'm like, here's a bucket. Good job, that was main event. What do you think you need to do a bit more of now? We know you're on the ground, but what do you want to work on with your team at NextGen now?

Diet. Oh, my God. Oh, no. The crowd was into it. Oh, that looks like blood. That's what everyone said. They thought it was blood, lad. That's like one of my most viewed clips on YouTube.

What was it from? Was it from just everything you ate after you cut the weight? I ate them as... And then swallowing, I guess, blood. No, it was off just... I'd done five rounds. I was exhausted. After three rounds, I got back to the corner and said,

lad, I'm fucked. I can't... I'm fucked. They were like... I was like I don't know if I can carry on they were like fucking short you're out

you will carry on and I just got through the last two rounds I lost the last two rounds but I'd won the first three so I knew I was three rounds up I just avoided them what were you doing

for the last two rounds just getting your ass beat and being sick that's why I had a big fat lift like that lad I was just moving away moving away trying to grab hold of him

shit like that but he never finished me lad trying to grab hold of him um like that but you never finished me not i mean there we go finished you so you guys weigh in like employees you weigh in like 24 hours before the fight yeah and how much do you think you put on with that one that went back into that fight about 170 but about 25 pounds 25 in a day yeah because i'd cut 18 cut 18 overnight. It's still like, that's still fucking hard as shit. About 20 pounds, something like that. Is that,

what is that mostly from? Water weight. A lot of water weight, yeah. Like last time, lad. Oh yeah. There's a belt on.

Last time, lad, I, the picture on the left is incredible. The picture on the left, that was going to get me made to come and stand

behind me and do that. Oh, a pregnancy picture. I was going to put the picture up and put six months gone. Six months. But, yeah, picture. I was going to put the picture up and put six months gone. Six months. But, yeah, with the last one, I only had to do, like, three pounds in a sauna.

Yeah, it's not bad at all. It's nothing. But then even then, the way you did 155 and a half, and the next day when I woke up, it was 172. Still, 155. How tall are you? 5'10". Is there a chance that they, like,

stop letting people cut weight? Like, is there... I can diet to 155, literally. I can diet to it. So I'd be happy if they did that. In fighting, like, in wrestling, people, like, died from cutting weight. So they, like, implemented a certification where you have to, like, be hydrated. But people just cheat that.

We would bring in, like, five-hour energy bottles of water and use that as our pick 1FC do something similar 1FC do something where like if you're a flyweight you're gonna have to weigh in at like 135 if you're a bouncer

you're weighing at 145 you know what I mean you're weighing at like the weight above and you check your water what's inside make sure you're not cutting weight

but people figure out ways around it that fella who beat Demetrius Johnson a couple of months ago he lad, he looked like a weight class above him. Yeah. He was just way bigger? Yeah. So what does it do to your brain?

You said it fucks up your brain, KB? People say that, like persistent dehydration, malnutrition. It's long-term effects on your mind. That makes a lot of sense. It's very neurotoxic. That one, see that one there? That was the fourth time that year. That was the fourth time

in seven months I'd made 145 and every single one of them I had a big weight cut. Jesus. And every one it got progressively worse. Shit.

Were you just tired on the day of the fight? Like, if you only had one hour of sleep the day before? Like, you just fucking... The night before the fight

it went like that because you're weighing on the frat. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Two nights before. Another reason I spewed up there

because it was a I used to be an absolute helmet lad I fucking I went and got a you said a helmet yeah what the fuck is that what's a helmet

that's another way like a dumbass were you a dumbass that's what it said oh yeah that makes sense I like these helmet ass I went to fucking

Starbucks lad and got a hot chocolate and a and some Ferrero Rocher he's from the Tesco just before we got on the min lad, and got a hot chocolate. And some Ferrero Rocher. He's from the Tesco just before we got on the minibus. You got a sweet tooth. Some chocolates? Yes, yes.

How are we, Dave? You good? There will be college football tomorrow. College football. College football shit. It's soccer Saturday. Soccer Saturday. It's not soccer, though.

It's footy lad yeah your football's handball I'm with that the older in the land American handball this guy doesn't know it's the fastest growing sport

it's the most popular sport in the world which is footy footy no American handball is no no no yours yeah you know that

you know that he's on it he knows better so what are you going to do to impose your will on Dave Dave kind of just came in and Grabbed that Mike Because he's gonna get more feet

Bully Dave that I can bully because I know I know me level I know me level So that means you can bully pretty much anyone can Can you bully Erica? Can you bully... Who else can... I'll do what I want. Fucking go. Let's go. Walk into Erica's office. Be like, I'm the token CEO now. You should.

You got to. How was last night? How was the live show? It was good, lads. It was good. We had a laugh. We had a proper laugh. The only thing was...

Uh-oh. it was good we had a laugh we had a proper laugh but eh the only thing we have to do uh oh I was going to say lad I got pissed off lad I lost my bank card last night you did? I do it every weekend

for me it's the only card I can use all of them in America lad you need some money? apple pack let's put together

some money for Paddy yeah get on the dole. All right. Yeah. Owen-Roder on Venmo. He'll send it to you. Owen-Roder.

It's O-E-D. Fuck yeah. What's wrong with being on the dole, though? I feel like everybody in here is like, I got too much pride to be on the dole. That's something I've never been on. What are we talking about? The dole, bro. been on what are we talking about yeah the gyro check what is it yeah i don't even know what that is no it's like a welfare yeah

foreign language unemployment yeah yeah unemployment or welfare like a welfare check like that's what McGregor says Duddy McGregor says I was getting welfare checks until like the week before he fought

in the UFC really yeah that's fucking nuts how much is I never got a single welfare check done it all myself

yeah there we go fuck yeah I watched a movie about it and the dudes were like I've never been on the dole like I got too much pride to be on the dole why can't you be on the dole I'd love to be on the dole give dudes were like, I've never been on the dole. Like, I got too much pride to be on the dole. Why can't you be on the dole?

I'd love to be on the dole. Give me on the dole. I want to get on the dole. You were never on the dole? Were you ever on the streets busking for money? Not busking. Like, we had to do some shit, but we got through it. We got through it.

Yeah. We were only young. Yeah, dude, I want to get on the dole, bro. I'm trying to get... It's only like 90 quid a week. That's all the quid it is? Yeah. What can you even get with that? How much qu It's only like 90 quid a week. That's all a quid is? Yeah. What can you even get with that?

How much quid? I need more quid than that. Shit. 90 quid? That's like 20 Ferrero Rochers and like 30 hot chocolates, probably. Lad, it's...

It's about fucking five gram of decent hash. You know what I mean? That's about it. Damn, you only have hash two over there, huh? Where's the... There's all sorts over there,

lad, just not as much as here. The fucking skunk? Yeah. He's smoking the fucking skunk. You've been watching, lad. You've been watching. He's smoking the fucking skunk. The skunk?

He sounds like a jock. The fucking skunk, dude. Your wee cunt. What do they fucking spray on the shit to make it skunk? Oh, is that how it got its name? It smells like that? No, that's just weed. But it's like weed.

I thought they sprayed it with like Raid or some shit like that. They spray it with some trash. No, there was one. What was it? There was one with Gruen. Like, you can grow in people's bedrooms. Oh, yeah? It's called cheese.

It's called cheese? Fucking Gruen. The smell of it is proper strong. Well, stronger than these. Bedroom cheese? A little bedroom cheese smell of it is proper strong. Well, stronger than these. Bedroom cheese. A little bedroom cheese. That doesn't sound great. Yeah, that sounds disgusting.

Yeah, lad, fucking hell, the weather's shit by ours, lad. You can't grow weed outdoors. You know, people have to get in the Marsbach bedroom. I don't get a few pots. That's probably why it's so expensive, or why you got the hash. Yeah, it is. It's a lot more expensive back home, like, and the quality is nowhere near as good. Everybody's building up zoots, putting tobacco in there and shit. That's a lot more expensive back home, and the quality is nowhere near as good. Everybody's building up zoos,

putting tobacco in there and shit. That's a joint, lad. Yeah. That's a joint. A fucking joint. Yous do blunts. Yeah, we do blunts, but joints as well. You fuck with the spice?

You like Whippets? The K2? If anyone here ended up on Spice, lad, they'd be on the street next week like that. That's how they look. That's how they look? That's how they look. That's Spice's rough gear, lad.

People end up on it in the UK. People end up on it in prison. Yeah. In jail, lad. It's killing you guys. You see all videos

of people in jail going... Because of the Spice. Because of the Spice. That's the equivalent to our K2, like synthetic weed. Oh, really?

Yeah. Rough, lad. But some places that's all you can get is K2, like synthetic weed. Oh, really? Yeah. But some places, that's all you can get is K2. Spice is fish food, you know? It smells like it. No, I don't know. K2 smells like fish food. Oh, it is. Is it actually fish food?

It's something to do with fish, yeah. We should try it. We should try it. I would try it. Because it probably isn't like that for everybody. I wouldn't say it if I was you, lad. I'd be like Bobby. Once you have a go, you're fucked on it, lad. I'd be like was you, lad. I've heard it's like Bobby. Once you have a go, you're fucking hooked on it, lad.

I've heard it's like heroin, lad. Yeah, that sounds awesome, man. The way people talk about heroin fucking sounds incredible, bro. I'll be honest, I've said if I'm ever on my deathbed and I've been told I've got like a few days to live, go and get me

some heavy Bob and we'll fucking shoot it up, mate. The fuck? You'll snort some Bobby? Is Bobby heroin? That's meant to be the... Yeah, yeah, it's heroin.

Give me some Bobby and some Mandy. Maybe some Charlie. What about the Charlie, though? What's that? I'm on an iPhone 7. You're on an iPhone 7? Me too.

The home button. I love the press feel. I like the way it's the fingerprint. That's not too bad, but lad, the other day, do you want to know why I've got this phone? The other day, I was on a jog

in San Diego. I always keep mentioning to Graham, it's these grids. Lad, why are your grids that big? Subtitles. Lad, I just think of it whenever I see these fucking grids anyway. Oh, really? Sewer. You thought you were going to fall into it? I had to climb in it. Oh, really? Sewer. Sewer. Sewer. You thought you were

going to fall into it? I had to climb in it. Oh, because you dropped your phone? Oh, it fell in. I was jogging, twisted my ankle, fell over.

Fucking. Went flying, lad, on this road in San Diego. Phone went out my hand. I seen my phone sliding. I was like, don't, don't, don't, don't. And it dropped it off fucking eight feet down. I went to slide state and I was like don't don't don't don't and it dropped the bar

fucking 8 feet down like I went to slide state and I noticed there was like a little ladder so I had to it was like

one of the fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles you crawled down in the sewer I had to climb down the steps to get my phone out yeah

sneaky goaded I had to I jogged back got back to the gaff and was like yeah my phone's working, FaceTime me, mate. As I'm on FaceTime, my screen goes black.

So you went down to the sewer for nothing. You got a sewer phone. You have a gaff in San Diego, but San Diego's also the gaff? Yeah, San Diego is the gaff. You got a place there? You stay there? No, it's not my place. Yeah, the embassy suite.

And Slatter could be getting a place there next year, lad. You never know. You never know. Might have to is that the favorite city you've been to how many cities have you been to

out here New York Texas and San Diego Texas is one of the biggest cities it's fucking massive is it Frisco

or Fresno Fresno oh it's California Frisco it's the Dallas Dallas yeah Frisco and I went to where JFK

got shot in that as well Yeah Of course Did you go there to see where You just wanted to see where he got shot? Yeah That's all they have in Dallas That is all they have in Dallas

Yeah, the mob killed JFK They did I thought it was the fucking FBI Yeah, I thought it was the inside job No, it was the mob, lad He was getting involved in shit in Cuba He had no business in Damn, the fucking Bay of Pigs Damn Good job. No, it was the mob lad. He was getting involved in shit in Cuba. He had no business in.

Damn, the fucking Bay of Pigs? Damn. Now, do you think Zuckerberg's a lizard, or? Didn't he have to come out there on a video today and explain that he's not a lizard, someone said to me? Yeah, he's using barbecue sauce to humanize himself. Yeah. Well, if you've got to explain that you're not a lizard, then you probably are. You probably are.

Wise words. Bieber is, too. Justin Bieber's a lizard, then you probably are. You probably are. Wise words. Bieber is, too. Justin Bieber's a lizard, too. You think Bieber's a lizard? You never saw that video? Nah. Where his eyes go fucking... Yo, TJ, you've got to pull that video up, please. Where Justin Bieber's eyes kind of go...

They go reptilian? There's also a video of him and Selena buying meth in Los Feliz. People think the queen's a shapeshifting lizard in the UK. Really? I heard that. Some people's heads are gone. Why would you pick that shape? Helmet. people think the queen's a shape shift and lizard in the UK really some people's heads are gone why would she pick that shape of all the shapes she chose an elderly woman

there's better shapes there could be way better shapes dude you know what I saw that really fucked me up that kamikaze pilots three people would have to go on the mission that shit fucked the drummer boy in the back that wasn't just one person me up that kamikaze pilots three people would have to go on the mission and they

had a fucking like a second pilot's like communications. Oh, fuck. These are the amounts of people that die in there for no reason at all. Misstep in efficiency. They only need one month. Do those planes have seatbelts? I think they did, dude. What a waste of oxygen tank. The allocation of funds makes no sense. Do you think they have small talk on it?

Do you think they get nervous when there's turbulence? Oh, shit. I fucking hate flying. This is going to get better, right? The whole ride isn't going to be like this. A little like that on the line, but then I'm on each other's shoulder. It's terrifying. Do they have snacks on board?

At first they said that they were flying the full planes, and then they realized that it was just like they're dumping millions of dollars down the toilet, and so they started stripping down the planes to make them shitty but i was reading these articles about them and like these these guys who are like 92 when they're like recounting it but they were like we would have to uh like land our planes sometimes like something would go wrong and like there were like failed kamikaze missions where they just landed they just like lived that was like failing for them i them i can't believe that i'd fail every single time i'll be failing on purpose but three people just seem so unnecessary way too much it just fucked me up to read it i don't need one person to fly yeah that's honest if you need to be a good pilot either you're not landing

if you want to be on a kamikaze plane you want to be flying it yeah the guy that's doing the communications if I was him I'd be jumping out love yeah definitely

why not definitely there's always been unnecessary like the drummer boy in like the civil war that shit's hilarious that's so funny

it's just like all these men heavily rugged bearded men marching to their death and then like a boy just like playing. Well, it's the equivalent of like putting on headphones to go for like a long run, an excruciating run. You need the pump up music. They didn't have streaming back then. They did play something.

They needed a boy. Oh. Oh. Bro, did you see this shit? I don't like this How do you do that Wow is it black though Is it fake

I don't know Look at that shit bro That shit doesn't look fake That shit looks fucking real The OG clip is off YouTube It's only debunking theories Thank you Damn Thank you It's some bullshit Debunking Theories. Thank you.

Thank you. It's some bullshit. They're trying to fucking silence us, the people who fucking know. Dude, but people on Japanese warships, they'd have full bands playing and shit. They would have a 20-piece band. That's dope. On the warship. Yeah, just a ton of people playing as the pilots fly off.

Do you think those are the same level as other soldiers? If that happened nowadays, you'd need prestige worldwide. Just on the boats. Prestige. Worldwide. Lead them on their love. Or something more modern, at least some kind of DJ. DJ.

Yeah, a war DJ. A war DJ. It's like some Mad Max shit. Just a fucking sick of DJ. They just have people. Yeah, a war DJ. A war DJ. It's like some Mad Max shit. Just a fucking sick war DJ. Some horrible, what's that fucking type of music called again? Dubstep. Yeah. Going into war with the Martin Garrix times Oasis mashup.

That would get me wanting to kill. Wasn't there like a war movie recently, like a World War II movie that had a dubstep soundtrack? Really? It was the Red Tails, Red Hawks, something like that. Yeah. There had a dubstep soundtrack really it was the Red Tails Redhawks don't make that yeah there was a dubstep song in the trailer yeah it's kind of sick that's kind of mentioned this to someone else do they but I watched that don't care today and that's such a bad film Dunkirk's bad Dunkirk Harry Styles that was critically acclaimed right yeah and seeing it was because it was saying it was gonna win Yeah. And when I watched it and seeing it was critical,

a lot of people were saying it was going to win the Oscars. When I watched it, I was like, that's why it didn't win the fucking Oscars. It was nominated? Why?

What did you see? Harry Styles just being a soldier and you're like, you're in a boy band? Tom Hardy's just sitting in a fucking plane holding. He is. Do nothing else.

Just sits in a plane. Yeah, there was a lot of sitting around for a war movie. Everybody's just sitting on boats, sitting in planes. Everybody's just waiting. Go and fight someone. Yeah, it was a lot of sitting around for a war movie. Everybody's just sitting on boats, sitting in planes. Everybody's just waiting. Go and fight someone in a little car.

Yeah, exactly. Blow someone's head off. That's the reality of it. I feel like old war movies, they used to just... A lot of sitting around. There'd be explosions and people would have to jump out of a tower or something like that. It was the least realistic looking explosions. And I was trying to think, what were the first war movies where they show people getting their fucking heads blown off yeah

or like arms fucking ripped off robo platoon maybe because i was yeah one of the first one what was full metal jacket maybe yeah like that yeah i know robocop had the guy get his head like the shot through the head and it was an x rating so they had to like oh really because he got shot in the head remember robocoCop, lad? RoboCop was sick. Yeah. Remember the body at the end of it, lad? The big crazy machine?

Yeah. That big old thing. It was like from Star Wars. Dude, I never saw RoboCop. TJ, can you put on RoboCop? Yeah, let's just fucking watch RoboCop. I actually never got around to it. Or Kindergarten Cop. Oh, I watched Kindergarten Cop.

You've never seen Kindergarten Cop? Not even once. I've seen Jingle All the Way, but not Kindergarten Cop. You've never seen Kindergarten Cop? Kindergarten Cop pops the The Way, but not Kindergarten Cop. You've never seen Kindergarten Cop? Not even a snippet. Take them headphones off. Go on. I'm going to watch it.

Go watch Kindergarten Cop. Say it like a buck. It's incredible. I can't believe you haven't seen Kindergarten Cop. He's got a fucking fillet. That's like saying you haven't seen A Knight's Tale. That's my favorite movie. I rewatch it every week.

Or saying you haven't seen Black Knight with Martin Lawrence. He's never seen Black Knight. You never saw Black Knight? Not even a little bit. Go home. Go home. Go watch the Black Knight.

Get out of here now. Go watch the Black Knight. He goes back in time and it's a black dude and he fucking lands. He goes back in time and he becomes a knight. Picture a knight

but he's a black knight, dude. He throws everyone for a loop, dude. Picture a knight, but in a basketball jersey. What's the Martin Lawrence film, though, lad? Blue Streak. No, that one's funny. I'm thinking of the one where he gets stung by a bee, and he gets the busy sack.

What the fuck is that? What? He's got the what? Bee movie? No, I'll get it up now. That's fucking Seinfeld. That's still security, is it? What is it?

National security? Yeah, no, no. National security is a National Security, is it? What is it? National Security. No, National Security is a movie. He gets stung by a bee. It wasn't good. You haven't seen that, Owen? No. Go home. Go home.

Go fucking watch it. Nah, that's not that good. Alright, yeah. I guess Robocop. Honestly, we should just have Robocop in the background. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. Patty, I had a question about my favorite movie. It's Eurotrip.

Oh, yeah. 2004. What do you think of it? Or how was that received? Yeah, that was quite yeah, dude. Paddy, I had a question about my favorite movie. It's Eurotrip. Oh, yeah. 2004. What do you think of it? Or how was that received? Yeah, that was quite funny, lad. Except for the nude beach, though, bro. The nude beach was whack, bro. I went into that movie expecting to see titties,

and it was a bunch of dongs. It's just like Roadtrip, innit? Yeah. But Euro. Yeah, it's just literally like Roadtrip. Best scene is when the dude does the robot, though. I haven't seen it in that long, so I can't remember. What do you want about the in-betweeners, dude? Euro. Yeah. Yeah. It's just literally like roads. Best scene is when the dude does the robot though. Yeah. I haven't seen it in that long.

I can't remember. What do you want about the in-betweeners there? I love the in-betweeners. That's the TV program. Yeah. They had two movies I think. Yeah. They made two films. Yeah.

They made two films. What's the in-betweeners? I love it. You don't know the in-betweeners? You're a Peep Show fan? What are they in between? Peep Show. Peep Show is quite funny.

You know what I discovered a couple of months ago, which is proper funny, lad? Modern Family. Modern Family's good. Lad, it's progressive. You know that... You're laughing me head off at that, me like... You know, only one of those gay dudes on the show is gay.

Can you pick which one? Can you guess which one's actually gay? The red-headed dude or the fat dude? I'm gonna go with the fat dude. You're wrong. You're wrong. Am I? It? The red-headed dude or the fat dude? I'm going to go with the fat dude. You're wrong. You're wrong. It's the red-headed dude, yeah. Yeah, the fat dude used to date somebody that used to work here.

Pardon? What? Julie Stewart Binks. Shut up. No, is that true? And Eric Stokes. There's, like, pictures of them on the red carpet. They ran around?

She must be devastated now thinking shit nah she's doing well she's got her own thing going but he's definitely rich as fuck though now that that money has to be

rolling in it must be beautiful money syndication money he's definitely getting crazy money what's that other new one that we miss is being much like

love and I'm start Frankie and Grace is it oh yeah that is quite funny that you know I don't know Frankie and Grace is it oh yeah that is quite funny that you know I don't know Frankie and Grace I don't know that

it's got Matt and Sheenan where he's KB hooked up with Elijah Dushku last weekend remember her yeah an Albanian

double headed bird tattooed on the bottom of her neck I don't know what the fuck is going on oh you would know if you saw

too bad Robocop is on otherwise I'd pull it off oh yeah like the first scene in Robocop is up there with fucking, like you're like, whoa, this is heavy. Really? I've never seen it. Is it about to happen? Yeah, it's about to happen.

The first scene, you're like, Jesus, this is meant to be a fucking 12 or something. Is somebody about to get fucking killed in a studio or something like that? It's like the first scene in Conan the Barbarian, love. You're dropping these movies I haven't seen. You've never seen Conan? I haven't seen Conan. Jesus. I'm sorry, bro. I've seen fucking...

It's another legend. I've seen movies. Arnold Schwarzenegger, man. What a guy. Arnold. Can you guys shut up? I'm trying to watch a fucking movie. I actually kind of am, too.

But without sound on, I'm trying to pick up context clues. It's this scene now. They'll let this fair scene. It goes off. Oh, this is Detroit? Are you hoping to get to Detroit? It's not actually Detroit. That's Dallas.

No way. They thought Dallas looked like a future Detroit. Really? Yeah. No way. Well, you have been to Dallas. I was going to say, if you're trying to get to Detroit. That's why he's all robo-copped up right now.

I've never been to Detroit. This guy's a classic police chief. A get-in-my-office- a classic police chief. A get in my office ass type police chief. You know what another good one I like that always reminds me because it's Arnie again.

Time Cop. No, not Time Cop. What was it called? Last Action Hero. Last Action Hero. That's incredible. That's fucking incredible because it's funny

but it's also fucking a lot of action. A lot of action. You never seen that? No, I've seen Shaun of the Dead. All right. Belter. All right, that's a flex.

That's a belter for sure. It's on ITV2 in the UK at 172 weeks or something. What about Run Fat Boy Run? Is that still on over there, or is that politically incorrect? No, not as much, but in Bruges. You could say that in Bruges. Fucking fantastic. What a film, that belter film.

Shit. I watched it on the plane coming here lad it's an old one but it's one of my favourites breakfast at Tiffany's you want breakfast at Tiffany's oh yeah Good Will Hunting

is an unbelievable film you know what a film makes you want to be a man makes you want to be your own man makes you want to be a janitor

makes you want to just go and put a note on your mate's doorstep and just fuck off to another city. I've always wanted to disappear. Ever since I appeared, I've wanted to disappear. You can do that in America, though, lad. It's that big.

England's that small and there's that many CCTV cameras, lad. You can't fucking go anywhere without everyone knowing. They just still see you. You're just down the road. They're like, that's you, Paddy. You're fucked, lad. I guess he like, that's you, Paddy. He's there. I'm never coming back.

Yeah, you're like there. With cell phones, it's hard to fuck off with cell phones, too. Just call you up right away. Is some shit about to go down in the police station? No, no, no, no. I want another fellow officer who's being shot. Don Cheadle. Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis.

He's about to get duffed. No. You see the video. Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis. He's about to get duffed. No. You see the video of Rick Moranis getting punched in New York? That was a shame. As soon as he said he was, like, unretired from acting. This dude was like, nope, nuh-uh. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Ghostbusters.

The old dude with the glasses. He got just punched in New York. Why? Back of the head. Random civilian. Random civilian. That should happen more often if you think about it. Disgruntled homeless man

just duffed him. He just fucking smoked him. That's not funny. You can't laugh at that. He's an old man. The homeless people here are just different. Like, there's a fellow

walking around the other day and like, his head was on land with his hips. Oh, he was hung. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people, yeah. Yeah, bro. That that happens everywhere some of them

aren't even homeless no yeah what are you up to yeah you're shaped like a curse of arm no yeah they look like the the rollings they look like a staple remover surely that hurts more the fact you're walking like that stand up straight you'll feel a lot better just do it and it that video in new york what I've seen where a news crew like followed some woman who went back to a car and she was panhandling

and it turned out she was rich she had a Mercedes driving away she was walking around with a little good for her get your money

we should do an inspirational video where we tell the homeless to stand up straight yeah stand up straight you'll get a Mercedes someday yeah I know what he's gonna have to do

If this is this scene In a minute you know Think that on the way To this scene Now it gets Gets heavy Holy fuck We should have a movie

Playing the entire It starts It starts It starts Robocop Robocop starts Proper There's no sound

It's pretty small Yesterday's episode Got taken down By the ostrich people By the way The ostrich people No Georgie They took our video down No way It's back up now Without that in it I was still in the I did. Oh, no. Georgie.

No way. I was still in the honeymoon stage of idolizing him. Now he's going to take us down. What ostrich people? The Russians who were cooking the ostrich. I thought you meant the guy from your shirt. The guy who made your shirt. Everybody thought it was the Dolph joke

that got the episode taken down. That was tame. It's back up now though oh it's up and that wasn't a joke it was more of a he's fucking Russian there's these Russian ostrich people

they were eating an ostrich they don't fuck yeah should we watch it again after Robocop are we gonna have to have a black bar like right there there

right after Robocop yeah I wanna see what happens I can't wait for you to see this first scene Colin Powell that's very exciting this first scene you keep saying first rest in peace. This first scene.

You keep saying first scene. What do you mean? It's the first act. This is when he's still a man. Oh, so he starts as a man? And he gets killed. What? Is that what I mean?

And then he turns into a machine and then towards the end. He ain't a RoboCop at first, motherfucker. I thought he was born a RoboCop. You're not born a RoboCop. Why? You're made a RoboCop. Man fucks machine and then out pops a RoboCop. You're not born a RoboCop. Why? You're made a RoboCop. Man fucks machine and then out pops a RoboCop. Actually, machine would probably have...

Thank you for putting that little pop-up down, TJ. Yeah, machine got fucked in the ass. It would have to be a machine getting fucked in the ass. Do machines have assholes? Machine got fucked in the fanny. Vacuums have assholes for sure. Vacuums just have mouths No they have assholes

Where's the vacuums asshole When you like pop it open and take the shit out Look how bad the CGI is as well Wait what is this That is the guy They made that That's just a robot without a man in This robot is prone to glitches.

Yeah. Because as you can see here, they may try to test this thing. Where is it going to be patrolling? The streets of Detroit. They bring that shit to Philly, we'll kick it over. This was 1987. Holy shit. That's like a Star Wars type of thing, though.

The fact that they're acting like they're going to just put that on the streets. Also, you could just go behind it. That's just a Star Wars type of thing though. The fact that they're acting like they're going to just put that on the streets. Also, you could just go behind it. That's just not turning around. I don't think you quite understand, Ron. You'll learn. You've got all the crazy infrared and Bluetooth shit connected to you. You can go away and invent something. Look at this guy.

Young up-and-comer in the company. Look at that jawline. Why don't you test it? Oh, he's about to shoot the robot? No. He's just testing it about to shoot the robot? No. He's just testing it out. What the fuck? Seeing if it'll...

That's a beautiful gun. Shiny-ass gun. Yeah, it looks like a deagle. A lot like, doesn't it? That was a fucking deagle. That dude had a fucking deagle. Look at that. Right into action.

Oh, shit. Holy fuck. I am on the edge of my seat right now and he can't even put the gun down because he doesn't want to kill it because he has empathy

honestly that's probably going to help when machines take over that there were some human beings that had empathy toward robots you're about to

eat your crow brother it's glitched up and he's got one on the chest what the fuck oh yeah he's still a criminal why what. What the fuck? Oh, yeah. He's still a criminal. Why?

What did he do? He had the gun pointed at a cop. But he didn't do that on purpose. That's why he was saying it was prone to glitches. Oh, no. Hell, yeah. Jesus. Oh, my God.

What the fuck? That's so gross. Let's go. How sick is Robocop? Oh, shit. That was awesome. What the fuck? That's so gross. Let's go. How sick is Robocop? Oh, shit. That was awesome. Oh, my God. Play that back.

The most lame death in this movie. What the fuck? He's still going. He's still going. Yeah, look. He's going. He's went back. He's went back.

He kills him. And then, so I didn't sort you in. Did he, when he's lying down, he starts shooting him in the dick? He just actually kills him. He's remaining upright. He jumps back when he's lying down he starts shooting him in the dick he jumps back like this ejected closed casket it's perfect

it works perfectly no one will ever commit a crime again. That's not even the dark bit. That's not the dark bit yet. No. Robocop rules.

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his real name is Travis, right? Yeah, then his nickname is Tiny Temple. You know what I mean? So you got some Travises. He thought, yeah, I can't get called Travis, call me Tiny Temper.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, don't call me Travis. Tiny Temper. Tiny Temper is sound. Better than Travis. What the? Where's the cop oh no they thought that we

stopped paying attention to the fucking RoboCop nah we're all in on RoboCop we're half tempted to tell you to turn our mics off and put the volume

on on RoboCop yeah we wouldn't get the channel taken down we'd easily be watching this just chilling you watch our faces RoboCop's that old they lad. They've probably got Robocop

on YouTube for free. Yeah, it has to. 87? 87, lad. That's old as fuck, man. It's like nearly 35 years old, lad. Scary, lad. Is that... I thought, like... So Schwarzenegger... Is that Schwarzenegger? No, they tried to cast him.

So Schwarzenegger's not in Robocop. No, he's not in Robocop. Why did I think he was? Kindergarten. He probably came out around the same time as Terminator. Time Cop. Oh, Time Cop.

Yeah, that's got to be it. And Terminator. The fact those all came out around the same time. Same studios, too, I think. Really? Orion? How the fuck do you know

all this, bro? I watched a lot of that shit. Why does he know that shit He just does Why I watch a TV show on This You studying for something

On Robocop Like three days ago Yeah Why does Brandon's sister Always have a hurt foot Yeah A lot of That she didn't have that on last night

I don't think so I was with her last night She didn't have it on Then I come in this morning I was like Why have you got that on She said Me feet Me shoes with I was with her last night She didn't have it on And I come in this morning I was like Why have you got that on She said Me shoes with it

And me feet last night Yeah That sucks I could see you Look like you broke your ankle girl She does She does look like A broken ankle girl

Her brother is usually On this show That's the younger sister Where's he at Exactly He looks like If you got into spice Heavy

He does You guys are related Somehow Yeah Is he, yeah? Exactly. He looks like if you got into Spice Heavy. He does. You guys are related somehow. He looks like if you got into Spice. Yeah, there's the dancing scene. There's where it goes off. There's the bad guy. Oh, shit. These are the bad guys?

There's the bad guy. Oh, pop up. The bad guy with his gigs on. Are we going to see more guts? Oh, my God. Guts aplenty. Really? This movie's gutted out like that?

Yeah. Someone's rated X? They were going to rate this shit X? Is there sex in the movie? Hell no. People getting blasted? Zero romance in this movie. Oh, really? There's no romantic interest?

Not at all. That's sick. Any women characters even? Yeah, but she's kind of androgynous right there. That's her with the helmet on? Yeah. Tall-ass helmet.

No one in the 80s was in their 20s. Everyone looks 35 plus. There was no, like, 22-year-old in the 80s. Because people were all trying to crack.

Yeah. Not only actors, if you look at the athletes. The athletes are even worse. They all look old as fuck. Look at him with two guns. He's got one of Kimbo. Damn, two guns

is such a savage move. Because which one are you pointing? Which one are you focusing on? And then look at that, though, lads. Who'd they shoot at? Where the fuck are they? Where's he gone? Dallas.

That's right where your boy was shot. Yeah. Come on, guts. And he tried to call it Detroit. Fucking bad, that, you know. Yeah, Detroit's never going to be like that. It's a shame. It's like at the start of Braveheart,

where it just starts with an outright lie. What was that? What was the line, Braveheart? The year's wrong. Oh, really? Fixable. The year it says Richard the Lionheart. No, it says it, though.

It's not just Ryan. It says it. He said the year wrong, the daft cunts. Damn. Those assholes. What fucking idiots. Every fucking Mel Gibson film is the same, though, isn't it, love? Yeah.

It's about someone whose community is getting treated badly, and he fights back. I like that shit. Jesus. I like that shit, too. What's the deal with the American one against the British? Apocalypto. Apocalypto. Braveheart.

No, not Braveheart. Patriot. The Patriot. The Patriot, that's it. You guys like that one over there? Yeah, I like the Patriot. You're a regular cinephile. And that We Were Soldiers is not the other one as well.

Jesus. You've seen all of Gibson's work? Yeah, I'm a film buff, to be honest. A lot of lively films. How about Beverly Hills Cop? You ever see that one? That starts in Detroit. No, no.

That starts in proper Detroit. You're going to like that one. What other cities are you trying to get to while you're in the U.S.? Which ones have caught your eye? Which ones tickled your fancy? What are some sweet-ass cities? San Francisco. Yeah.

Nashville. L.A. You'd like Nashville. Love Nashville. Nashville, yeah. Asheville. I'm trying to think of the hot places, lad, because I'm not into this cold, me lad. I want to go to Chicago and Boston and that though.

Not in the winter though. You've got to go in the summertime. It's going to be colder there than it is here, especially Chicago. You've got to get you down to El Paso. Yeah, you run around there. The cartel is right there. Juarez, Mexico, right over the border. Isn't San Diego close to Tijuana?

Yeah, yeah. Less cartel, though. I think they're really in Juarez. Yeah, dude. You got to go box the cartel, bro. That'd be sick. Just you fighting 30 cartel. I'm not getting chopped up.

Just fucking box them, bro. They're still decapitating people hanging their heads on freeways. They still are? They didn't cut that shit out yet, man. Cut that out. Cut that out, man. Yeah, at the US government, isn't that just often love? He knows in danger.

KB. When you made that joke about the past rapper yesterday, I got a DM from a... Oh, his crew? No, an account that had zero followers, zero following, and it just like, no picture, and it said, KB's going to pay for that. So, uh, yeah, you might.

There's the busy woman getting fucked up. She's just being dropped, like she got knocked off a 30-foot drop, and she's shunned. She just got punched in the head? Yeah, she's just being punched, and it was like a cartoon. She went flying about. She got punched in the helmet, though. Her big-ass helmet. Can you got punched in the helmet though. Her big ass helmet. Can you look cool in a helmet? Anybody?

No. Football players? Yeah, they have to have a visor. Those dudes look cool. Or handball. American handball players. American handball players. Say it like you see it, please. Say it like you see it. American handball players. What are their helmets?

Horseback riders look the worst in helmets. They look terrible. Those shit sit so high on their head. F1 drivers. There's another one who wear helmets. Soldiers. Soldiers. Old soldiers.

They just be wearing a tin hat. Just some tin. It's like, I need a spike for the top of this. For what? Yeah, you're just going to run into someone. You're just going to bend in half and fucking charge into someone. That's the mad thing. That is the mad thing about American handball, all that.

The way the person doesn't have to be holding the ball, but I can still run behind you and twat you at about 30 miles an hour and try and break your spine. Can you do that? Yeah. Of course. If you can catch him. Lad, if you haven't got the ball,

my man over there has got to just run into you and tackle you as hard as he wants. That's fucked up shit. It is fucked up. I think it's good to keep your head on a swivel.

That's like doing team MMA and letting one kid stand in the corner and me just coming behind him and going, fuck off. Doesn't that sound fun though? Doesn't that sound fun, though? Doesn't that sound fun a little bit?

No, it sounds proper alas. So they're killing themselves. Can't remember what they had for breakfast. Oh, yeah. Robocop's getting cornered. Oh, yeah. He's got shotguns, points at him in all directions. What the fuck?

What has he got? Wait, how did he come back to life? He turned into a robot. He hasn't become Robocop yet, that's the thing, lad. But I thought he just got shot in the stomach and shit. No, that wasn't RoboCop. Oh, that's just a random dude? Fucking hell, come on, lad, switch on.

I'm trying to fucking keep up. I'm asking questions. I can't hear anything. I need you guys to voice the characters. This is like the one movie where you don't need dialogue. Yeah, you don't. I'm lost. See, that is like the

mad scientist criminal who's in charge of them. What could Robocop be about? Just all the good guys have, like, stunning jawlines and fucking are young and then all the bad guys are just in the scene and airlines. It's Red Forbid.

Red Forbid. Look, he's got this helmet took off him. It really is Red Forbid. It actuallyholes. Red form. Look, he's got this helmet stuck off him. It really is red form. Yeah, it actually is. He's just handsome. Owen's just into the movie. Yeah. Oh, and you're stashing up again?

I like it. He is. I'm thinking about it, yeah. I have the just for men at home. Are you dying it? I might tonight. I might join you. Me too.

Dark ass mustache. Mustaches for the fellas. I can't even grow a mustache, Todd. I got a shave. I think you could. I see a little bit from the side profile. But they were dated tonight, the 5th of November, I got a shave, because it was the day before MSG, when UFC was on.

You think KBS pukes or not? All I've got is that bum fluff. That's literally all I've got. The bum fluff on the bottom? Yeah, that's all I get. I only get bum fluff, lad. I don't really get a proper beard. You call it bum fluff?

Yeah, bum fluff. Is that like puke? It's funny, I had to say to my dad, he's going to get a shave, he goes, get a lollipop stick, lad, you'll be able to wipe that off.

Just twirling it. Yeah, the lollipop stick. He's like, just put your head out the window, lad, it'll blow off. You had a good cameo at MSG. You were sweaty as hell, though. That's why I think of it as Udion, lad. I'll blow off. You had a good cameo at MSG. You were sweaty as hell, though. Lad, that's why I think of it at Odeon, lad.

I have the same shit. I can't wear red, grey. Like, Graeme's told me I can't wear navy anymore. Look, he's just had his hand shot off. Yeah, he shot his fucking hand. His whole hand's been shot off. You guys just laughing? They're villains.

They're criminals. It's just villainous. Oh, no. That shit was geysering Oh my god She's just woke up now Miraculously The daft bitch Looks like Jason Pierre Paul

That guy's hand is fucked He's still alright God damn I think he's gonna make it It should have been Schwarzenegger though Nah he didn't fit into the suit. Oh, God damn. He looked too big.

Clean off. They're blowing his arms off. Just taking it. Remaining upright. Just upright. That's how I would get shot. Just pure 12-gauge shotguns. I'm not going down.

You ain't going down. This guy's shotguns. I'm not going down. I ain't going down. This guy's a fighter. I'm dancing. He's like the baddie in Terminator 2 when he splits in half and then just comes back together. I haven't seen it. You going to kick me out? Kick him out. You haven't seen Terminator 2?

Go home. I haven't seen Terminator 2. Go home, watch it. That's waste of not seeing Kindergarten Cop, that life. You've got to have seen Terminator 2. What's your guilty pleasure movie? You like rom-coms? Loving other drugs?

A Knight's Tale, probably. That's just not guilty, bro. There's nothing guilty about that. It's half shit, lad, but it's good at the same time. It's prideful. It's not guilty. What about a women's movie? What about 500 Days of Summer?

Crazy, stupid love. Never seen it. Notting Hill. Never seen it. Nodding Hill. Spectacular now. What was that? There was a funny film he put on. What did it make me laugh? I think it was called Girls Trip.

Yeah, that was funny. That's fucking funny. That was funny. That is fucking funny. Bridesmaids, that's a funny one. Bridesmaids is funny as well. It's a funny ladies movie. But what about something real romantic?

Like, that's not intended to be funny. That's intended to make you cry. You ever cry? I cry at films, mate. Yeah? Like a women's film? You cry about the love?

I've never seen the film The Champ. The Champ? No. You cry probably because you relate, though. No, it's one of the most heart-wrenching scenes

you've ever seen in a movie, lad. Yeah, someone gets shot. Little kid crying. Don't die, champ. Don't die. Shut up. Fucking heavy. If you don't cry to that, lad, you haven Little kid crying. Don't die, champ. Don't die. That's fucking heavy. If you don't cry to that lad, you haven't got feelings.

You ever see What's Eating Gilbert Grape? No. That's a good one. That's like the American version. I'm trying to think of other films I've cried. That lad I've cried at major films. You know what? Lion King?

I probably cried watching Cheaper by the Dozen. Yeah, we'll get you. Hilary Duff. Steve Martin? I sit there and start crying. my beard looks at me and goes are you messing yeah i'm like no i really mean it and i've cried watching advert in the uk lad i swear lad it's fucking heavy they got good fucking advertisements just lad that's something what fucked up the advert in amer America. Wow. Like, did they tell you something? Ah, this tablet can help with depression, blah, blah.

And then it goes, this can also cause seizures. This might make you want to kill yourself. Yeah, this might make you go into more of a depression. I'm like, what the fuck's going on with the adverts here? I guess we're the only country that does advertisements for drugs. Yeah, definitely. It's very weird to any other people. I don't see advertisements for paracetamol, lad.

Cialis by Ford. That's fucking mad, lad. Yeah, it is crazy. Yeah, look, here he is getting operated on anyway. I can't believe they didn't squeeze a sex scene into this movie, though. That shit is wild. You've just seen how many times he got shot.

Do you think he's got a dick left? No, he has no dick. Come on, lad. They shot his dick off, shot do you think he's got a dick left nah he has no dick they shot his dick off too yeah he's got no dick him lad that's the main operative of the of the Robocop

is to shoot your dick off emasculate you what the fuck is this I nah it's to demasculate you didn't it lad demasculate I thought

yeah yeah yeah damn it's a nice neighbourhood that though since he was living in yeah yeah damn it's a nice neighborhood that though since he was living in Detroit you know yeah and he's just dying

that's his last that's what he's seeing as he dies that's what's going through his head yeah he's thinking all mad things fuck Dan what do you think you'll think about

right before you go Elizabeth Hurley's nude body I'm open I'm open I'm bobby'd up to the nads that's all I'm not thinking about anything I'm thinking of fucking shape-shifting

lizards. That's the best thing about being in a hospital, is they kind of take that pact of doing heroin at the end of your life and they just legalise it. They're like, take a ton of morphine. Take all the fucking morphine in the world. You'll have no idea where you are. It's going to be pain management and you'll just feel fucking incredible.

That's love that they do that. That is love. You don't have to go out on the street and buy some... Yeah, it's's love that they do that that is love you don't have to go out on the street and buy it's a pretty graphic scene this one like you know thinking about it where he's getting fucking he's getting shocked shotgun pellets in him yeah he's they're putting the what is it called defibrillator up to the fucking bullet wounds i want to be made just being brought back to life with a defibrillator. Really? Swear, lad. What happened? Ditch. Absolute legend. Ditch. Yeah, shout out Ditch.

That is classic Ditch. We went to a festival, lad, and he ended up... I don't know what he had, but he ended up basically dying. And got brought back to life with a defibrillator. He's good now? Yeah, he's still kicking, lad. He's still raving at Glastonbury. He's nice, lad.

Is he clean? Is he on straight and narrow right now? I don't think many people in Liverpool are on the state and not a lot. I'm one of the only ones. Shit. What's the fucking store that you guys have? Come on, you fucking hell. You've not out of town for me, man.

Yeah, you guys have that one store. Yeah, that one store. Like a convenience store. Yeah, what is it? Oh, fuck, yeah. It's real popular. that one store. Yeah, that one store. Like a convenience store. Yeah, what is it? Yeah. Fuck, yeah. It's real popular. You get like sandwiches.

Asda, Tesco. Tesco. Tesco. Gregg's. Neil deals. Gregg's is like a pasty shop. Yeah. Gregg's is where you get your beans and sausage pasties and then your steak slices and shit.

The works. Yeah. That you can get like all your little donuts and that in there. Jam donuts and things. There's this battle rapper from out there and he worked as like, he was like a cashier at a store like that and he had fucking five, he had five kids.

His name was Senza and he just had fucking a ton of kids and he was just an asshole. And it was after one of these battle rap events, somebody like was just coming and playing the guitar and this dude Senza who worked as a cashier, was just screaming at the dude, being like, get the fuck off the stage. No one wants to hear that fucking soft-ass

pussy music. And the dude turned out to be Ed Sheeran. And this guy was a fucking... This guy was a cashier at this... I'm trying to remember what fucking store it was. Battle Rapper? The Co-op? Aldi?

Aldi Little? Aldi Liddle no let me see what the fuck but just the fact that fucking Heron Foods Netto they're like it's gotta be one of those wrong

I'm scraping the fucking bottle here no bro it's not fucking one of those it wasn't any of those it's not any of those fuck sounds this wasn't a chain

it's a one off he sounds like a dickhead anyway if he was saying Ed Sheeran shit yeah but this was before Ed Sheeran was famous but fuck man they're never gonna

fucking let me know what this was I'm gonna find out your best fan I'll pay the next time I see you lad I need to know what that is I'm gonna fucking tell you

what fucking story that was I'm gonna complete this story you're gonna fucking get every detail of this fucking story I promise you that Ed Sheeran's performing live inside of the Pokemon Go app, I think, this week. Those things are a blast.

When Marshmallow played in the Fortnite whatever, I watched the whole thing. Yeah, you took Molly. You took Molly. And you had a- Did. Did you actually? He's like a DJ that wears a marshmallow helmet. Yeah.

You rolled sack in Pleasant Park. Yeah. As a 27-year-old. I hacked it so I could jump real high with my character. It was a mod. In-game mod. Just taking Molly, watching a concert on your... It was better than going to fucking Webster Hall.

But he was a video game character too, wasn't he? Yeah. And he was just singing a concert as hell that's something that people keep asking me when you get and put a new fc game i'm like i don't know why not go and ask them like it's not on me let's ask them who do we ask dana dana robbie robbie knows dana robbie robbie robbie rob. He looked the exact opposite way. What a stranger. He looked the exact opposite way. What the fuck is wrong with you? Robbie, can we talk to Dana and get Paddy in the fucking game? Oh, in the video game?

Yeah. Dana doesn't do that stuff. No, he doesn't like it. He definitely doesn't. Yes, he does. He has the pool. He's busy doing other shit, Dana. That's some techno wizard who's putting people on the game. Yeah, text him to put in the call. Or shoot doing other shit Dana like that's some techno wizard he's putting people

on the game yeah text him to put in the call or shoot a video or something like that just get it on his desk let's get KB in it as well should we shoot a video

yeah let's throw KB in it as well yeah yeah shoot a video send it over to him we haven't brought this up KB very high level wrestler

hang on we're about to shoot this video I'll show you my ears after this KB I'm rolling this is for Dana my mom wants to know what he's Hang on, we're about to shoot this video. I'll show you my ears after this. Full K-Big. Your show is here. Full K-Big. I'm rolling.

This is for Dana. My mom wants to know, lad. Dana, why is Paddy not in the video game? We're trying to figure things out. I'm trying to get Paddy in the video game. He's the most on-demand person in the game. Why is he not in the game? Explain it.

The people want to know, lad. They want to know. They want to know, lad. The people want to know. We'll get some answers thank you jeez louise there we go dana can do this for us he had his robocop actually walking though in action that's it it looks like arnold schwarzenegger that's not schwarzenegger i always thought it was schwarzenegger uh it's like it's like uh sinbad and kazam i used to have robocop as a little toy as well

oh did you yeah you still's a little action figure. Oh, did you? Yeah, I used to have a little action figure. I think it was my brother's first. I'm going to hand it down to me. How big was it? Thanks, Bob. Ew.

Thanks, Bobby. Yeah, that looks fucking disgusting, whatever that was. But yeah, so KB used to be, or is, a fucking sick wrestler. He still does men's league in New York. Show him your ear, bro. It's not bad. It's from what you've probably seen. Yeah, I have one of my mates in the gym. Adam's got like a little bum hole in New York. Show him your ear, bro. It's not bad. From what you've probably seen. Yeah, I've one of my mates in the gym, Adam's got like a little bum hole in his ear.

A little bum hole? Nah, man, none of that. He's got a little fanny in his ear. No orifices in mine. He's got a fanny in his ear, damn. But maybe you could show him something. Yeah, maybe after this. I haven't got a single cut like

oh shit man on this here in fact I've got a little one inside but that's off getting punched in it other than a fight you don't have like any traits that like

a conventional fighter has no I haven't got a single tattoo yeah what the heck yeah are you gonna get one or you just don't like

things for long enough to get a tattoo no I just it's not you not a tattoo type of guy same got you yeah I feel the same these two are though enough to get a tattoo? No, it's just... It's not you. Not a tattoo type of guy. You know what I mean? Same.

Got you. Yeah, I feel the same. These two are, though. They're addicted to the needle. Tattoo boys. They're practicing for heroin. I love body mods. Someone who's like one of my mates back home,

there was a program in the UK called Tattoo Fixers where people who've got shit tattoos on holidays and that, they'd come in and they used to do

a cover-up for them. the one of the tattoo artists on there comes in under sessions with me in the gym journey's offered to give me a tattoo what would you get for free and I'm like I'm good JTAR bro yeah just one is almost looks it looks out of place just one and you see that on somebody you assume it's for a dead person I always love it when I see people with tattoos of the Jokalot. How often does that happen? CJ's got a belt tattoo of the Jokalot on his leg. All these fighters.

The fighters all think they're the Jokalot. Are there any cliche fighter tattoos? A cage wall. A cage wall. Wrestlers would always get the USA wrestling emblem and it was whack as hell. The cross.

Oh, yeah, crosses. Rappers would always get a microphone with a long cord coming out of it or some music notes on their arms. The music notes don't know how to read music.

They have no idea what kind of music it is. But they would get it. It's like the live, laugh, love for rappers. Tough. Should we get the fuck out of here? Yeah, let's get out of here. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Dude, Patty. I'll be watching Robocop now. Yeah, we can turn it on. Now we can actually watch it. Now we can hear it as well as watch it. This one's for us now, fellas. Yeah.

Hell yes. Let's crack a beer and let's watch RoboCop. Let's get 40s. Let's play Edward 40 hands. Full attention onto a joint. Let's fucking build one.

TJ, give the listeners the time stamp so they can pick up where we left off of RoboCop 33.55. 33.55. You guys pick up from there. We'll 3355. 3355.

You guys pick up from there. We'll watch it together. Peace. Bye. It's the act. It's the act. We'll see you next time.