The Yak - Rone and Will Compton SPEED to Chicago to Give Titus Some Parenting Advice | The Yak 6-18-25

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

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Rowback.com, promo code YAC. I think Rowan is joining us. I'm going to text him right now. Kyle. And also Will is joining us. Kyle. What? What do you got, Kyle?

Your late entrance is one thing, but you were in the room when the show started. You looked at us. You looked us dead in the eye, and then you gave us like a one second. That was scripted. And then you gave us like a one second. That was scripted. And then you went behind your chair. The show started.

And you walked in. And look what's happened. What do you want? Kyle, jeans. An electric start to the show. You're in jeans. That's true. That is an electric start.

I was looking up something. Will asked me, I said, do you want to yak today? He said, what time? Oh. Same time every day, forever. There's a chance will doesn't realize this is live every time. He's been on the show. He just thought Also wills a lot of ice cream we got to the bottom of that Who banned him in the first place? That's the problem. I thought it was Zach and and Jacob which they have the authority it turns out it was Luke Blutman like trying to play God with behind the camera

He does that a lot so the minute. I heard that I was like. Oh, we're not doing this eat ice cream well Yeah, that was it Luke blubbins yeah Told them to do it, so I was just like I'm not doing this you can eat ice cream. That's over Yeah, of course he can and did it right away. Yeah, that's that's over over Sit right there Roni's here. Oh Roni I was expecting like a whole room type handshake deal. I got him earlier. Oh, you guys have beef

Yeah, just us Titus and run. Oh, yeah goes way back way back That's why we shake hands. That's oh yeah, such deep beef Ron Che and I have a retirement match today three o'clock That seems to be a theme yeah, we might have cucked Frank We might be just going the two of us like wills here. Hey, well. Oh wow so he's gonna cut He's gonna reverse cuck us No, we're not you. it's not all about you, bro

No, so he's gonna retire he's retiring I don't I think it what's that stain on your ass he was just shitting We always step it up everyone see that's how it's done ron wow that's love I don't really have it. I really have the love for Kate and Titus more than mm-hmm That's true the rest of you guys. I think Jeff's a rules guy Frank ripped his uniform in half yesterday. I don't know if he'll be able to partake got it It's the rules. You know it is the rules. He doesn't want to find so he's retired I don't know they've been going back at it every single day. Yeah. Did he leave?

He's saying it's rigged. We missed our phone a friend and we Said Carmelo Anthony had 10,500 assists Storks or loser tank who consistently ruins the mood of every tournament match He's in thinking I rig it against two of my best friends and Nick and KB is as dumb as it gets Burn two lifetimes early and tossed out some stinker bonus guesses. He stunk. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you didn't have a good game. Uh We got the ones we knew right yeah, and so I can hang my hat on that that's huge

I'm really happy actually so you might be a two-man team today. Yes, but you're keeping the name, right? We got the IP It was a battle. Nice. Start a podcast? Well I mean I was thinking of other Franks in the office. There's Francis. Three or four. I talked to him this morning it seems like he's not gonna put the gloves down until after the match. Oh he said? That's where he was this morning. Okay. He just continued to talk about how stupid he was and stuff. Yeah, I don't love that No, that's not the funnest. Yes. This is no trivia match. It's a slaughter a massacre Even the spectators are beginning to flinch at the site Yeah, why does he have a transatlantic accent whenever he can why won't the referee stop the fight?

Why but it's Jeffrey Lowe he comes from the old school Yeah, exactly. So we might have multiple retirements today. Who else is retiring? We're we're we're not retiring. The team has decided to put pressure on ourselves back against the wall. We're in a retirement match where if we do not beat the writers, we're going to retire. But we're also guaranteeing victory.

We're going to win. All right. I'm not very confident that we're gonna win. I wouldn't do a retirement match against the experts, the booze ponies team in a hand because I don't think we would beat them toss up. Right. Probably not even a toss up. It's slanted in their favor. I think we win this game 10 out of 10 times. Who's this against? Riders. And if we lose to the riders, we just we should just walk away because it the way I said on ron.com It's kind of like your NFL career the game you don't retire from the game the game retires you yeah

The game would retire us if we lose this game. You'll just have to take the jerseys off We also came to the conclusion that we are the we have the most children of any team Wow, and so if we retire we might come back as the breeders. Yeah, we're gonna blame our kids. We're just gonna be like we're retiring in the cause of injury is too many kids. Our brains are just mushed. We have eight children and it just has mushed all of our brains. Eight. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. But we still average two point, two point one three kids or something. Yeah. They had no team

touching us. We're not two point higher than that. Wow. That's Wow a lot of let's yeah, it's too many kids on a team Kids galore I gotta get PFT and Fran to breed. Yeah Well, you're up that you almost carry. I know yeah finish line. I just need a little help. I'd be second place So you know I think you are yeah, I don't think I gotta get some is that why you're you're having a kid to just get your trivia gotta boost those numbers your dad division how is uh how is fatherhood it's fun I'm excited for you to also cross that bridge I think that you'll be great at it walking through the the day of because that's what I that's what's on front of mine right now

is at any moment I was super I get into the trenches. Do you have a bag packed? Yeah. Oh, yeah, the cars packed everything Yeah bags packed car was packed we had a bunch of doctors appointments on the day of with three doctors appointments on the day of and then we went and got Chick-fil-a and Awesome. Yeah, it was a perfect day Well, I didn't know it wasn't her due date. So we got home that night and around like 12,

or probably about 11 o'clock, I was like, let me do some nice things for her because I know her ankles hurt. So I was like, gave her a foot rub or whatever. I was just like focusing on her. I had some ramen for dinner, some hot ramen, and I went to bed, and I just laid down in bed. She was sleeping on the couch

because her stomach was hurting her. I just laid on the bed, didn't have a chance to brush my teeth when her water broke, and it was just fucking game time. It was just on immediately, and so I was just Jeff Gordon driving, blowing through red lights, like made a 40 minute drive in 12 minutes,

and it was just like my time to shine. I thought I was gonna be nervous, but I was focused and I delivered. You killed it. Yeah, it was fucking. Crushed it. It's gonna be, that's gonna be you. Killed multiple pedestrians on the way.

Ran him over. Oh God, totaled the car. Several city blocks exploded behind me like a Michael Bay film. You were bringing two lives in so you can take one Yeah, chop down a tree Can I put you guys onto something what's up as

A new father Ronan is a soon-to-be father any day now Titus. There's this new show called pod fathers on the bus It's It's good. It's a good show. It's a good show for everybody out there. Oh sure. For the dads, on the bus with the boys channels. Yeah, the whole twins thing. It's a lot. God bless you.

It's a lot, but it's good. It's, I don't know any different. What's your main sources of trepidation? I'm really worried about the labor more than anything else. just like you just don't know what's going to happen So you don't know if you're prepared for it And I've never been put in a situation where I have to deliver in such a manner Like I don't know what that you don't have to deliver, but I don't know what that means you yeah Oh, let's not sleep on the couch in the

Hospital yeah true that is time. I don't want to fuck it up I also don't know what like what if while she's pushing she accidentally hit your balls Yeah That's what I'm worried about yeah You're nuts. I was scared of death. I was like death. It feels like I don't know Kate You've been through it were you scared of dying when you gave birth? Brandon FaceTime me, as they were starting to cut me open on my second one, and I was like, hey, Brandon, I gotta go.

Remember that? Did you apologize? Yeah. He did. He didn't know. He didn't know that I was. No, because you didn't announce you were. Right.

You were doing it. I think I had to have something, or we had to talk, and you were laying there. Yeah, I was. Did you talk to him? Yeah, because what else? I had nothing but time. Working away.

How long were you guys in the hospital, Rone? From the time we got there and she was given birth within two hours. That's pretty good. Whoa. How far apart are the boys? Less than a minute. Really?

It was just like, wow. That's crazy. Oh my god. Oh, like down a slide. Just back up. Yeah like wow. That's crazy. Oh my god. Oh like down the slide. That's nuts. Yeah, yeah. It just popped out.

Wow. How immersive was your experience? Were you? I was on the good side. So there's like a drape up. There's like a tarp. North of the wall. And I was on the good, I was north of the wall.

But it was, there were these massive surgical lights, not unlike these ones, that kind of illuminated the tarp from the back. and there were just like diagonal splatters of blood Could you tell like leading up to it, one's gonna be out first? Like, were they jostling for position? Once, uh, so it was a C-section, but once they are, like, affirmed to be baby A and baby B, I think with a C-section, you go in order.

Oh, you okay, all right. So they had, like, settled into their position. But they were in an elevator fight. They were wrestling for a while? Yeah, for sure. It was good vibes, though. But you never were scared of dying, Kate? I was. Yeah. It was good vibes though. But you never were scared of dying, Kate? I was.

For both I was. Definitely a concern. But honestly, we kind of really enjoyed labor once we settled the first time around. I got an epidural. Once the drugs hit, we put on chill music and we were cracking up and making jokes and like we like actually Had like a great time even tell

But actually like I look back on The second was C section which was fine, too But like I look back on labor the first time like really fondly actually like they let us Know but like I saw women right? It's like traumatic and then they're like, oh man, that was fun. It was the after part with The labor itself like the whole process was cool I thought like we really what other drugs did they put you on? Just the epidural or was it like morphine?

Epidural and the guy was a stoolie. I had like my tits... Oh my god! It was Cliff DiMartino? Popped you off? I was laying there with my tits and he was like, by the way I love phobos. I was like, thanks, it's great.

Little extra fentanyl man? Yeah, yeah. And I did have a button of something I could keep pushing. Maybe morphine? Which whenever I could I did just because I'm a drug lady. I was before the kids Right before right like you knew the answer in jeopardy No, it wasn't bad by the way Can we get will and rhone on the spot to agree to do a case race in August?

Of course we can yeah, they'll do it. Yeah, I mean Ron's in Fly and fly out because we're gonna do it this week when everyone's here But then we realized doing a case race and then having everyone just like make a mess and be hungover Probably isn't the best for the dozen so we're gonna do a plinko day tomorrow that we're gonna pre tape for next Friday I could do it in this in the last three weeks of perfect I think we'll probably do one like the last week of August well. We haven't heard you say yes, yeah Yeah, I'll be done To consider it we don't really the higher up appointed is that when beer Olympics are no beer Olympics isn't it's gone

What yeah beer limbs Olympics didn't it's gone. What? Yeah beer Olympics didn't happen. You've got an invite Really? Yeah, I would love to do that whole song since it's not happening Why we kind of had this was a year like almost like right now and last year was it? Yeah, I would have been like next week or something Man, oh, I know that's so heartbreaking. Was that hard to like kill kill off? No. Just because I like all the plan. You guys know it's just it was up and down with it last year and it was just kind of like we didn't want to try that again.

Yeah. So maybe take a year off. Maybe it'll be back next year. So you guys know it was pretty easy. You went out as you have to do beer Olympics this year and once we caught the answer, we didn't have to. It was like we're done. So you went out as you have to do beer Olympics this year and once we caught the answer We didn't have to it was like we're done So you went out on top you and Taylor you guys won. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's sick. I guess so Yeah, well, what are the top three moments since leaving Barstool? You had the most amount of FOMO cuz I want to I want to jerk off three moments I've had the most yeah, cuz I've been on the reverse where I've been like, oh we would love this. I fucking hope he's

He's in the chat Bars who fell off without bussing definitely mini golf. Yep Wow here at the dozen March Madness a little bit No, they do. I mean, it's kind of like my second year of March Madness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a tough. Yeah Did you guys take the Saturday off I think we, yeah. I think I remember that being like, it's not a big day. We'll see you guys next week. I did two days, they were like, all right. And that's the tournament.

We needed a stream March Madness, and we were just melting in that room, which is what basically happens, you're just watching games all fucking day long. Yeah. And you gotta get creative with trying to just figure out, I don't know, anything, any juice, and it's just like, basketball's not my favorite. Yeah. So where does it rank? I would have, I like as far as FOMO, like was Witt out here? Yeah.

Oh, like being around the, being around all the fellas. I don't know if it was Ryder Cup next week, you're going to, when that comes out. But I didn't, I've never done the Ryder Cup. But you could have. I like to tell myself I I'm not I wouldn't be in the Ryder Cup. We're golf we're golf company now. Hearing that surviving might be taking a break is a kind of a. Yeah. Fist pump moment. Yeah. So maybe when football starts you'll have. Football football for sure. Yeah. Football for sure. Okay. You just maybe text me. You're

like man I will. Okay I will. Yeah just so I can feel good about my. Yeah. Brandon are you having FOMO? You've never done any of this We haven't done a case race we'll do that in August you'll be here for that yeah already Oh, yeah, he said he consider is in that's a legally binding What's the name for it? What's a rumble a royal rumble? Yeah, we gotta do we gotta run back royal rumble That was so fun. So fun so much fun Especially if I come in like Trish Stratus

Baggy ass bikini real baggy bikini two balls Sagging Baggy ass bikini a real baggy bikini two balls on sagging Titus is it any day now? It's it yeah tomorrow's due date. Yeah, so it's uh It's weird to I I'm sick of I'm sick of this feeling Let them in right this second where it's the only thing on my brain And I think the people around me just do not give a fuck anymore, which is not no I think to be accusing people in this room. It's more that like Brandon doesn't get a certain point at a certain point. Just have the fucking baby

You should get off. Yeah, sure get off the pot Yeah, but so like I kind of I have fatigue talking about it a little bit But it's also like how can you not think about you can't look forward to anything? Yeah, you don't know it's an indefinite amount of time. You're stuck in a window of hell Yeah, can you can't think about Saturday and what you're gonna do though, but your wife loves being pregnant. She doesn't want to damn She loves it out as long Her worst trimester was one she's actually been where she's she's been great. She's like had no Real issues at all which the chill ass, baby. It's been a chill ass, baby. Yeah, she's been very lucky there hasn't really been

She's had like one bad day. Maybe or she just didn't feel I don't know she's a champ So I hope labor is easy, but yeah, I hope you get the more experience Yeah, her bones hopefully her bones are okay. I heard if you just get the epidural like we'll just be talking telling jokes Yeah, did you cry? Oh god? Yeah, okay? Yeah, I Have to I'm you crying. Yeah, dude. I got hit with the wall Spotify fucked me up at the gym on Sunday for Father's Day They peppered in some Father's Day algorithm shit on on the playlist father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father the playlist father father father father father I cried I think was not it was it was like almost like a relief cry because yeah It's like the baby comes out and is not crying yet and like you're like alright

They got to get it breathing and then it breathes and you're like oh fuck. Yeah, I don't think I cried fucking heavy sociopath Yeah, that's pretty crazy Brandon. I just don't feel like I didn't but we were in the week She was laboring for like 45 hours Yeah, I had a long one too. That's crazy. That's a lot of time. That's a work week. She had to go through Yeah, my little back was in hell. That's a work week. I was trying to keep it together for her but she had to go like three epidurals Because one didn't work and it was just... What was the funny balls? It was brooms. 16 hours. 16 hours. Literally. 9 o' what was the hours 16 hours wait but consecutively yeah second

leaves right now he's like this is the craziest day ever you want to know the secret of uh baby coming out tomorrow what's that a a wise sage nurse told us this uh upon uh like a birthing sounds like a witch and why is our sage both but she'd been a nurse like 40 years she said if you want the baby to come out once once you get to 38 weeks pregnant you can have wine said have a glass of wine have sex from behind next day I don't want to tell you what to do, but you have to fuck from behind. So now when the baby comes everyone's going to be like, oh so you definitely...

Oh the son of a bitch did it. That was wild. He's basically telling you like, you see those videos, the gutter cleaners, where they like shove something up there and then it just comes rushing out. What a snake to drain. I love that Che was like, and she was very wise. Yeah. And she told you that, and you're like, this woman's smart. Oh my god.

She said she'd been a nurse for almost 40 years. Wait, so Che, did you do that? OK. Wow. Did it work? We don't miss the due dates. First in line. Two for two.

Oh my god. We don't miss the due dates. First in line. Two for two. When the clock strikes midnight. Oh my god, Shay. What do you think about me? I will not miss a minute. I will get in there. You gotta hit it from behind? You think the wine or the behind is more important?

Probably equal. It's one for one that I know of. What's the wine for? I don't know. I'm not a scientist. I'm beyond a scientist. Okay, do not say which one of your two kids. There's plausible deniability when they get older and see this clip. I won't talk about you.

There's only two of you. I won't talk about you. I mean, fucking from behind is your only option at this point. How did she sagely convey that message to you? Well, how did she word fucking from behind? You realize too, you've also medical terminology from behind. I can't totally box tight as in because if the baby comes tomorrow, we're all just gonna be like, Oh, you fucked up the baby comes in two weeks. You're going to be like, you finally fucked up. Finally. He was a pussy for two weeks, but he finally manned up. Did what he needed to do. It's over. Yeah

This is a fuck, baby I mean if it doesn't come tomorrow be like you probably forgot the red one Yeah, I can't picture an old wise sage woman say yeah Have some wine and fuck her for my how would she yeah? I hope like she's memory to did she tell both of you or did you tell you okay? It was just some woman walking in the hallway the hospital You got to do there a lot of things. I was like spicy food or something like that But this was from a from a registered nurse. She'd been doing it for a long time and she told us.

All right, well it'll work for you, so that's. I pass that knowledge on to you. All right, well I'll try it, why not? I thought you'd. Oh no. Damn, you'll really do anything. You know what, I'll do it, I'll have sex, yeah. I'll do it.

I mean, if we're being honest though, there's only one person who's successfully pulled this off, so maybe you know what Stephen? Steve I don't know the technique Is that Stephen Chase music like the head of your dick concave Sweetheart don't worry. I got help on the way Let's have this baby Go ahead

Do it Kyle oh you got something good you guys I don't I'll do it Kyle. Oh, you got some good. Yes, I don't so Yeah, it's jarring. Do you wait you where do you go from there? Did you lick it first? Where you fuck your son out? I'm gonna fuck the son out of you I'm gonna fuck my son out of you. Roll over so I can get my... I want to meet my baby boy. Finish your wine. I want to absolutely pummel my son.

Time to meet my son in the only way we're gonna get... Roll the finish your wine and roll over. I'm fucking my boy out of you. What the fuck, it's like a kid trapped in a well. We're getting him out. We're getting him out. We're getting him out. One way or another.

It goes in like the claw in the arcade game. Like, oh. Little left. Put another quarter in. Oh, Chilean miners. Nutty putty cave. We're getting him out. Put another quarter I It's good advice I guess good times what if you would 60 year old take it a step Started thinking about foot fishing and getting you know the hook in this

He's thinking extra weight in there to make it heavier Put him back in he's not done yet. Oh, he's not a keeper. Catch him or lease. Oh. I made sure that I watched the circumcision, too. I was feeling really guilty about it, because the kids were having trouble with the shots. And I was like, I'm getting these kids circumcised. But I just felt bad about it.

And I just kind of stood there with my hands on my the hip my hips not knowing what I was looking for but just watching I don't know that's crazy they let you or I was like through two panes of glass but still yeah it looked like oh this is a smooth operation they said they use the word beautiful oh yeah I think I got beautiful. I think they have to say beautiful. I think it's contractual. Yeah beautifully done a beautiful circumcision Yeah, too. What do they do with the skin? They let us keep it. Yeah, they're like we're making calamari. We'll throw it on yeah I think mine went to Peter's deal. Yeah It just blended it. Blended it right up

Maybe Michael Jordan. Yeah little hoop earrings Blended it right up Spaghetti necklace yeah, I guess beautiful is the word they have to eat like like what if they're like that was so hot That was actually pretty fun yeah, I had a really good time doing that Yeah, it's I didn't realize just one person that does it through the hospital So it's just a woman that spends all of her days just cutting baby Yeah, crazy Probably good. She got excited with twins. Maybe two for one by one more work I wonder if there's ever days where she comes home and just had a really tough job

Yeah, she doesn't get extra pay for twins, right? Yeah, but do you think it's easier cuz it's like It's like tracing something more hands like I already did it so I can do it again yeah the blueprint same one that's so many baby dicks that woman sees yeah right Jesus Christ probably a lot of parody in that game I don't think so all babies just look the same they don't look they all look the same but that's what you're saying, Kade. Right. Oh, yeah.

Everyone's eight and eight. Right. Yeah. There's no like, yeah. Oh, parody of that one. George. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right.

I see what you're saying. There's no George. Oh, fuck. Imagine running into Georgia, though. You got a cupcake. Yeah. George is. You got a cupcakes That dick's gonna play in the peach bowl Take 12 ass dick as a rose bowl

Yeah, you say Georgia Georgia Tech Dukes Mayo Bowl. Yeah, we scheduled in the end when they work here. They are what the fuck coaching change That's baby dicks, yeah There's a pair right here Frank is jinx here. No, he's dead. I don't think he's here on here. There's Frank. Is Jenks here? No, he's dead. I don't think he's here on earth. He's perished. Is that Ryan Blaney with him? I believe so.

Blaney. Is Ryan Blaney taking over for Jenks? Oh yeah, I think that is. Blaney! He can't defend his gauntlet time or he can't go back and get it. No. He was upset about that. Good athlete.

Hairy knuckles though. Hairy knuckles and wrists, I agree. I saw that today. Frank's doing a walk. Oh wow, we're watching it live. Look at that lean. Nice sweater. Is Frank a one take guy?

Oh yeah. That Menards theme song from his hat always gets in my head. That's a good one. It's a great store. What do they sell there? It's like Lowe's or Home Depot but regional. It's huge. Size wise.

Danny Cronrad's doing KFC radio right now I said he has to mention the act six times and Stephen Che at least once what's he get if he does that he gets a seat back see Danny smokes or Danny Conrad I don't know cuz Jackie's here so he's been wanting to be I think he's been wanting to be he's been wanting the while yeah I think he's a I think he's been wanting to be he's been wanting the wire. Yeah, I think he's a I think he's a flirt I natural yes Doing it on camera is so nice though Oh no! He pushed his hand full with the glass. That's cool. I mean, listen, humor works. It might just send up the star of the show.

But I'm worried that they, what if they get into a situationship before the show starts? What if they go into a showmance before the show starts? That's not going to stop Danny Smokes. No, you can't lock Danny down. Are you sure? Yeah, no no probably not. What? I went out to a Happy Camper with him when I first moved here and we were sitting at the bar and he had an alarm go off on his phone and I looked and said

pussy and then he left the bar. True 100% true story. We were sitting at the fucking swing seats that you just hit into the bar, and then it was the default phone alarm I saw it pussy three wise left didn't say bye To s is three wise Well you know it's crazy I go to All the babies look like Danny yeah, that's probably what it is. He's a renowned steeper. Is he doing the beach house? Yeah. Beach house is going to cause some problems.

Yeah, like actual real world. Gotta be a part of it. There's no spot for me. He's just stirring the pot. Can't be the host? No, that doesn't need a host do I would do like the Andy Cohen. I'd like to out ask them messy questions after the fact yeah It will make me untold enemies, but that's fine I think they're gonna be doing messy questions on the yak on Mondays after oh yeah, which is

It's gonna then there's no need so there's it's it's done. Well. No you might have to do the messier question I was gonna say do we have the only to ask the messy questions that you can I submit a messy question? Oh, absolutely own messy question. That would take a lot of heat off us Well, they want to know the hack for this is as you know, Andy Cohen does he'll be like John from California asking this. Yeah And you say anything you just ask the most depraved question I Think it's gonna be a great show. I hope I think it's gonna be good I just don't know what's in store for when they come back every Monday. Oh, we're playing with their lives. Yeah I'm excited for but I don't really know what it is. I don't know how to know I don't know

What? There's there's one really sad fact that I uncovered yesterday is that there's been one person who was on The bar stool Beach house and stool team six Wow really sad Tommy Both things yeah, cool team six and that's the only one Tommy smokes this should be a launching spot for Tommy smokes to just become a douchebag Because he I think he needs a career arch, and I think that we're in like terminal velocity already Yeah, I think it's a launching spot. I think we're in orbit all right, but he just needs to embrace it no more goofy Tommy But you're just distracted by his face

Well in his me Listen to his words. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's launched it. Which duo will hate each other the most? Anika and Nikki Smoke. Yeah. They already hate each other, but also love each other. They're OJ and Nicole. Yeah. Who's who? And you think

you think it'll just get worse after? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Who do you think new will come into the fold? Dante. No, I think it'll probably be outside people as well. I would like to send down our tall intern, Egan, for one weekend and just see what kind of damage he does. I feel like that boy's a wrecking ball.

Have you got eyes on him yet, kid? Wait, let me, no. We watched your intern interview. He gave you nothing. Oh the really tall guy Yes, and he looks like a photoshop. He's so tall and everybody was just like yeah He's the funny one, and then I was waiting for him, and that's what's funny Yes, he's six eight, and I think that he I think you could break a heart or two I think you could might be a heartbreaker. Just a weekend. Have you what do you know about him not much?

mmm Mystery he's just big Could might be a heartbreaker just a weekend. Have you what do you know about him not much? It's a mystery. He's just big mysterious That's not photoshopped that's not photoshopped It looks like the Jimmy Carter picture yeah And it's him with his legs spread as wide as they could be Tommy tightly cross we're both enveloped in his passing cone as wide as they could be Tommy tightly crossed we're both enveloped in his passing cone Yes, we're both in his cone. It's about to suck you in like a UFO Yeah, I want to I want to get him down there. I don't know you guys have any interns up here They're gonna be fucking

Interns up here that will be having sex this seems like we're mostly yeah, we're all male We're all about each other I could bet might maybe some undercover gay ones better on the church and riding scooters. They're very awesome Yeah, ours are going around Chicago getting stolen items back the scooter videos were good. I like those is Did I see the poster is Una part of the yeah, she is yes her performance on this show No, she was she's she she's well knows the Tommy smokes move But then she came on gave it back to Francis so yeah Playing ball. He's playing ball. I feel like that's all that's required. You just have to play ball

I do think Kadex gonna probably have to get in a couple fights Physical yeah, I think there's gonna be people who are gonna try to like drunk Jersey Shore people and like there's the barstool people, fuck them. You think Katie- Remember that happened in Jersey Shore a lot? Yes. And they- Snooki got punched in it. Yeah.

I mean I think it's a fucking dream scenario for Mike's security guard, Mike. He's ready. He's gonna be so sad. This is like his first, he's ready to- Did you guys see that video I sent? No. Of Mike galloping on a horse? Oh, yeah We found out way back from New Orleans that he was a was the one gallop. He was a horse

He was a horse cop. He was a cop on a horse. Yeah, like some it wasn't like a robo cop He's like riding it through a shopping center He's actually half horse I've ever seen his back used to be a horse cop what He's actually half horse. Have you ever seen his back? He used to be a horse cop. What? Well I didn't even mean that while you're pulling that up, that Kadek has to physically fight.

I just, I look at Will, I look at you as a vibes guy. I think that that's one of the main things you wanna bring to the table, but I also think that you're someone who's not afraid of confrontation. You've gone back and forth with Dave, whenever you're calling him pizza boy and shit like that. I mean that afraid of confrontation. Like you've had like, you've gone back and forth with like Dave, like whenever you go calling him like pizza boy and shit like that.

I mean that level of confrontation. Not just, not him like shoving people or whatever. I think just- He's complimenting you right now. You're looking at him like, I'm waiting to hear about the Kade. Sci-fi is like a science fiction type of thing. You think Kade will be,

you think Kade will be all vibes? He said he wants to be vibes, and I was like, I want some confrontation out of you. He is a vibe guy. I think he could get confrontation. You get some liquor in some of those trench guys in football, like they'll get, you know, like their little wrestler mentality.

But he's like a- That little wrestler. He'll be a wrestler. Yeah, that little tiny wrestler mentality. There'll be clips that come out from the weekends, and he's just like, he's always like doing pass sets and taking his shirt off So he is a vibes guy the pass set might get some confrontation in five the Jersey Shore boys might that's fucking incredible pull up on him Yeah

Wait he wasn't a course Wait, he wasn't a horse cop. Oh yeah. Where is this? Hahaha. Stop. Hahaha. When was that? Did he just borrow a police horse for that?

Throw back to my cowboy boots. Feels good. Boys, there's a one horse cop thing. I'll take this one. Kicking the tires. The one I touched the other day was good too. Oh! Metaglass was on?

No, let me see. Alright, snack time. I'm coming to you. The Metaglass was on? No, let me see. Alright, snack time. I'm coming to you from the Metaglasses while I'm driving. I go to Chipotle. I went to the gym, come out and starve. They opened up a new Chipotle in Staten Island. I said, let me check it out. I go in there, order my bowl. She says, what do you want, chicken or steak? Like, what am I, a psychopath?

I said, I want both, 100%. Give me both, chicken and steak. Alright, I gotta charge you more. Alright, like what am I a psychopath? I said I want both 100% give me both chicken and steak. I gotta charge you more. All right, no problem. Just I want chicken and steak. Who the fuck is getting chicken or steak? You want both. Anyway, she makes the whole bowl the rice to be at the whole nine yards. The thing is overflowing. I get to the register. I give, she tells me it's $21. I give her $25 cash. She's like, we don't take money. I said, what? She said, we don't take money. Not like, oh, we only take credit card or debit card.

She's like, we don't take money. So I said, what am I supposed to do? She's like, well, I'm sorry. I should have told you before I made the whole bowl. So I go, well, what about if I did, she said, or if you have exact change. Now I'm stuck. I'm starving. The food is right there.

Why the pain 25 for 21 dollars, Chipotle, no change in the register, no problem, no big deal. Just give me the fucking- Did he have the meta glasses on but still wasn't using his hands on the steering wheel? Yeah, I don't know. He was eating. Oh, he was eating the bowl. Went to the gym and got Mexican food. Well, it's a different game for him.

He bludgens thugs for a living. How early do you think it's too early to eat a burrito? Breakfast burrito. But a non-breakfast burrito. Non-breakfast burrito. Overflowing with salsa verde and queso. I would say... When you know it's ice cream day.

1141? Okay. Yeah. That's actually the exact answer You don't think you can stretch after 1129 I Think about it, but I think 1129 is I'm still more like about nine third. No, okay I think if there's no case so you can yeah, I had no case. Oh, oh you had a burrito at 930 a regular I'll cows and I've done it a couple times If it's wrong, I'm hungry and if I work out at 6 in the morning by 930, I'm hungry You don't eat after you work out

I'll eat like maybe a bowl of cereal Cereals worse what cereal? Oh Boy are we talking magic spoon or you're in a little what cereal Guys there's two and I don't know which one I should lead with because I think Frosted mini-weeds. Mm-hmm. That's the right one to leave with that's the better one Now lucky charms That's the right one to leave with that's the better one Now Lucky Charms Candy It's so good. Lucky Charms are so good serious. How did that become a thing? I don't know, but it's so good

What is it? What's even can't of what is cereal made out of what's a what's a cornflake made out of wheat? No flour a corn flake Is it just a foot but corn can't you can't flake off corn around all the ground put in it It is the corn pound fructose what are many weeds made of what are you saying KB? Are you just saying that like you're disappointed that he's eating? No, I actually gets more like And I take the disappointment for real because I don't want to disappoint Kyle. Like, I don't. I wake up every day being like...

Doesn't it slow you down? Like you have a... Not after I work out. A day full of slated obligations and you have a burrito smothered. No, if I work out then the burrito doesn't even hit me. Alright, then do your thing, yeah. The problem was you got him so excited, because when the ice cream was open and I were like I got up early I worked out

Because I knew I was gonna eat a bunch of ice cream and Kyle was like holy fucking sure I've been waiting my whole life to hear you say this the mini-weight seemed real and then you dropped the 930 burrito on Him yeah, he was crushed. Yeah, and I realized your walk was your workout was like a decline walk 3.0 decline the workout was walking a mile no then let your brain I'm gonna eat ice cream yeah and I did say it the first I said it was two miles and then I was like actually I'm gonna walk that back yeah it might not even been a full mile it's close like if you're going cereal burrito ice cream you got to put in a strong leg day yeah I squatted okay yeah what kind of squat squatty potty deep ass of grass the grass we're talking ass to grass always there's a nice little workout Deep. Asse-grass. Asse-grass. We were talking.

Asse-grass. Always. There's a nice little workout contingent in here this morning. Is that every day? Uh, I think Max was just showing off because I don't think he's done that in a long time. Max does it about once a week. Yeah with Donny. Yeah.

Donny kind of is Max's trainer. It's a funny dynamic. Yeah. He gets them all pumped up. And Nicky Smokes, his job is to work out. T-Bob has started, too, since he started. Yeah, T-Bob's using the shower, too. Katick will do it.

Ella, she's always on the game. We're up to three, four, or five in the world. People walking on the treadmill, Minzy screaming. Screaming. It's the weirdest thing. Screaming. What do you mean? He'll scream out like lines of the song He's yelling on the treadmill listens to music, but he screams the songs

But only randomly once every like three and a half minutes. Yeah, and he punches. Yeah, what's an example? I think we have a video of him just screaming middle of the day we're trying to record Just screaming. Yeah. yeah, he does a punch. Ah! Kadek said that he was just out with him. He said he had a good time with Minzy. He had some stories.

He should not. Minzy's been putting in some work. He's lost a lot of weight. Oh. Yes, he's lost a lot of weight. A lot of weight in his face. Yeah. He's getting hot.

Yeah. People don't know. Yeah, this was a tough one. I like to take a lot of elaborate eye this is the famous take cover and this is so funny it's so funny he really is Marlon's man oh it's watches oh oh oh no it's over wait oh believe it oh I was in my hotel room last night just giggling to this video. Yeah.

Taking a lap. Just take a quick lap for the people. You got to see the people. Like, say hi to the fans. You got to let them know that you're there. You got to give them their mints. Have to. Imagine a world where the people are like,

I went to Omaha and I nc Ben Mints It's got a big presence there Oh Impressive you can run forever Then he now he's doing a thing where he ends the run the long run at like a six minute pace Yeah, so then he when he takes the picture results. It says six minutes as the pace Are you calling him out for that bro? But he's he is authentically doing the last however much at that pace He's a he's a beef. He's a he's a he's a buffalo yeah Buffalo endurance of a buffalo

I caught up with mincy on hole 5 where he refuted the allegation that he only signed up for the varsity classic at Omaha because it gave him a free hotel plus flight 2 and from the college world series I'm also going to Vegas one is during the world I didn't see this. I'm into there's some allegations out there that you only signed up for the Barstool Classic in Omaha because it's at the College World Series free hotel room. Is that true? I mean, have you done any other Barstool Classics this calendar year? Yes, I did the Chicago one like 3 or 4 weeks ago. Any other ones?

Not yet, but I'm doing Vegas during the 4th of July week. I'm excited about that. Is there anything in Vegas during that week? Yeah, I mean, a whole series of pubes. That's so good. You're spot on. He needs a guy filming him. He Yeah, I feel me. He's gotta be every time. Yeah, it's so good What is someone filming him we got to send him someone out for World Series of Poker? There's like Buddha ban. It's like you need to film him. Yeah

World Series of Poker big Kate you still got your deal going on with him. We have like an equity stake. He hasn't asked So I'm out. I'm out. I didn't put any money into Nate. I didn't put any money into Mince. I haven't put any money in anyone. I think I might be out. We have a new guy asking who one month trial Ethan is out there. Now he's someone I'd be interested in. That's why I said it because one month trial Ethan hit me up the other day and he was like, hey, are you interested? So he's out there on Twitter trying to make money. All right, Ethan, hit me up.

Hit me up on his VMs. He's out there? No, he's out there on Twitter. How much does it take? 10,000? 10,000? That'll be the fastest 10,000 I ever lose. It's gone.

Gone. No, it's gone right now. Yeah, yeah. The fact that you're even thinking about it is insane. Did any of you know he played poker until he asked you for money? I did not. That's his thing. That's the one thing he does.

Pokers? Yeah, poker night. Oh, you're right. In his basement. In his basement. Okay, okay. Five wins and five times playing in LA. This is not even English.

I don't know what that is. Anyone needs a player? Other Rich. Oh, so he did. I miss this. All right, DM me, Ethan. Other rich so he did I miss this idea me Ethan somebody tagged me in the replies and And then he asked me so he's uh he's he's making the rounds you get tagged under rich

That's gonna know a fan did and a fan did and he thought like really and then whatever but yeah, so No, I didn't at all But then I told him I'd tell you okay, so yeah hit it up a good ass grift on his part Yeah, I don't think he'll go yeah, he definitely won't go yeah, you'll miss his flight or something thousand No, it'll just be like oh, I got eliminated Are you getting him all ten or you're gonna? No, I can't get him all ten. Okay He's got to have his own skin in the game. Otherwise, he's just he won't give a fuck That's not his bag he doesn't a little bit more of a fuck of its own money Yeah

Tiny bit me and KB walked into the bathroom today to hear Rudy playing the KB walked into the bathroom today to hear Rudy playing the Immortal Technique song dance with the devil on loud as he took a dump Wow which is a song about a guy who? Mm-hmm, I don't even know if I could say it It's the most vulgar song possible, and he was playing it at full volume. It was fucking it was bizarre Yeah, he just does that in that back stall yeah that doesn't feel like Rudy it is his own mom upstairs or in the Compton Museum upstairs upstairs I couldn't believe it it's probably just distracts from the shit I guess I don't know it's a raunchy song I don't shit to a soundtrack no

No, just I heard Tommy smokes watching Tommy smokes video in the old He would do it every time And like I like I heard he was like shit And then there would be like a part he'd rewind and watched again and like do that a couple times With airdrop on and send it to anybody else that walked into it. Yeah Did you go see the Wilcoms museum I did still going the stall was occupied though to send it to anybody else that walked in. Yeah. Did you go see the Wilcompton Museum? I did. Still going? The stall was occupied though.

Oh no. So I went in a different stall. I saw that there were some dude wipes, wipes, wrappers on the ground. So yeah, I picked it up a little bit. Yeah. Oh nice. It's like the grave of a veteran.

Yeah. Cleaned it up. Yeah. Sweep in the shed. That's huge. Wow. Oh yes, got a website. That's huge. Wow. Oh, yeah, it's got a website. Look at that.

When people come to tour, they want to see it. It's like top of the list. Yeah. Yeah, I had to take a tour with three women in there. Yeah, people want to see it. And there was a dude in there shitting. We had to wait for him, and then we walked right in there. Who was shitting?

I don't know. It was, I'd rather not say. I just exclusively use the women's bathroom now. Yeah. I do, I don't. I use it for pees, but I can't get up to courage to take a dump in there. No one has ever walked in. Oh, it's nice.

Yeah. I did a good etiquette today. Somebody was in the back stall, and so I hurried up and got in a stall. Not even me. I stayed in there. Maybe. Actually couldn't. Oh, those shoes look good. Very much. And then I wait until they wash their hands and leave so that they yeah unseen yeah, that was probably me

Me and the ladies I Tried going two different times and somebody was in the back one. It's been I wanted to kind of hate Is it different shitting in your own memorial? Yeah, I'd say so how many guys you got a I have a bruise thick in here right now. Is it different shitting in your own memorial? Yeah, I'd say so. How many guys you got on the bus now? You got Beeman? Oh, Jared Demon. I didn't get-

I love Demon. I meant to bring up, I was gonna bring up the clip on rhone.com. Maybe we could watch it on here today. TJ, can you find the clip of the back of the bus, their most recent social clip that they put out that's the other podcast that you guys have there's a great back of the bus social clip I don't want to spoil it I

want people to be able to watch talking about Jack talking about the airplane yeah yeah yeah I want I want you guys to be able to see this all it's like there's like 14 in there right now holy shit yeah do you have any drama with the new interns no not really they really. They're good, dude They're solid. They really are you have any women? No, or people no people of color either Delaney oh Yeah, we got Delaney. We got Delaney catch up that one. Yeah. Yeah that one

catch up that one yeah yeah that one I've been see y'all but dude I swear to God I was bricked up Sometimes it just happens. I think it's the the altitude JP noticed it cabins first class I'm in that front row, and I'm wearing these like soft shorts No underwear, and I'm like Part of me things at some point I had to have like adjusted my face Flight attendant comes by sir could we get you anything? How about something for the little guy? Well yeah, so imagine being in the front row and you're literally at midnight just like full hog and I'm like well Who's that TV show? I'm like yeah getting up like oh

I don't know if this ever happens What's going well? What's that? What's the Instagram handle? What's the Instagram handle? Back of those but hot 69 hell yeah, it's a good pod But I just was dying at that clip but just the thought of him being wearing soft shorts with no underwear on the plane It's crazy in the first place. It's a crazy Soft shorts no undies off sure that's the guy remember that clip we watch who is it who said that how he humbles himself

He goes to the strip club with sweatpants No underwear and comes on To get real like gross and then leave Yeah His client is all time clip prone if you haven't seen it It's like a regular interview to there's like how do you stay hungry? He just says it, matter of fact. Yeah. He answers quick. Real quick.

Nick, have you ever gone soft shorts, no undies? I've never gone shorts. That's what I mean. Even in private, have you ever worn soft shorts without any undies? No. Hard shorts. I'll be in these until I go to bed.

Definitely underwear. What's the indicator of their soft shorts? Yeah, yeah tightest those are semi soft that's it yeah, they're right Pretty cool with a boner feel good against those Brandon gotta Have you ever been hard on the yak not on the yak boner feel good against those Brandon? Gotta. I would think so. Get hard. Get hard for this. I don't know that I could. Have you ever been hard on the Yak? Not on the Yak. Be honest.

Mostly? No, I've never been hard on the Yak or mostly. What you been hard on? I have a... I have a fear of being asleep on the couch and mostly and waking up with a with a with a rager and somebody waking me up. The one time he was doing the thing where he came in I'm so glad I didn't have an erection when he did that. I would have had to jerk you off. Yeah. That's the rule if you wake me up from a nap and I'm hard you have to finish me.

But you know nap boners can pop up on you like that. Oh yeah. I mean why would you ever feel bad about getting a nap boners can pop up on you like that. Oh yeah. And a heartbeat. I mean why would you ever feel bad about getting a nap boner? I wouldn't feel bad about getting a nap boner. I'd feel awkward if somebody walked in and I had a nap boner. Is there like- So would you rather big fat see your soft penis

than your hard penis? Nap boners are, they're hard. It's a veer boner. Buddy, middle of the night, when you gotta go back- When you wake you up. Last week I was like fully Mission Impossible parallel trying to pee into the...

Suspended. Yes. For the feeling. Oh, goodness. Do you have a cup? Yeah, here. So how do you stay humble and grounded in the truth, even with all the attention you get?

Sometimes I go to the strip club with sweatpants on and no drawers, and get a lap dance and come, and walk up out of there feeling feeling horrible and it humbles you. We have no be the cover man, no draw on the heart the been the car. Muffin calm be stuck to you that coal. This is a feeling funny yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. So that's how I humble myself.

I go to a strip club with that mask on, but don't nobody know me. And get me a lap dance with them sweatpants and those drawers on. And that be my little secret. And I walk up out of humble in the mother fucker with my sticky thigh. That was his answer to how do you stay humble. First off, why was he being asked that what yeah? Well? He's out there right? He's public figure. I guess I don't know You stay he is stay humble and grounded with all the attention you just come on myself. You got a bust He's a crazy guy

He brings like pepper spray everywhere and like people like try to Assault him with weapons, and he'll just like pepper spray gangsters and stuff has any sued every company. He's ever ever worked for is that him? unlawful or Just peeling your pants off you oh, right. Yeah, you have to roll them Just peeling your pants off of you. Oh, right. They have to roll them Yeah, Brandon, I think you should be proud of getting rock hard while you nap I Don't say it happens every time I'm just saying that's my one it does That's my fear if somebody walks here because we there's cameras everywhere for cameras just walked in so hey We're gonna surprise Brandon today, but that's on them would they put up would they release your hard penis? Yeah

I don't think they would I don't think so you think they would protect My heart I think if you're like that's my hard penis. I don't want that out there for solely Well, he doesn't work anymore. So he's not gonna stop with if he sees a hard penis. He's gonna be all over Yeah, he's a bloodhound. You get a drone shot of it. Yeah Zupy lives for hard days Sully would be like catching Pokemon. Dave's hard dick. Oh yeah, he wants them all.

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Thank you boys. Well. I said I wish it was like a Healthy weight loss, but honestly it's my back's been out of commission. You could just take the compliment Yeah, well, I know but I got I got honestly she's lost muscle. Yeah Cuz I got a dex of scan and I was 23.7% body fat. Fuck. Which honestly it's like you don't want to. Oh, fuck.

I do appreciate the compliment. So you're 50 pounds of body fat right now. Maybe. Because you said you're 215? Yeah. So yeah, you're like 50. You've got 50 pounds of fat in your carry. Yeah, I've got like 500 grams of visceral fat.

When you put it that way. It's just like the fat around your order. Yeah, I got like 500 grams of visceral fat. Oh. When you put it that way. It's just like the fat around your order. You look like shit. Why do we take back everything? You need, somebody needs to step in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 500 grams of visceral fat, sounds gross.

It's like if I just sit here and accept the compliment, I feel like I'm just lying to myself. Stolen valor. Yeah, you are surrounded by visceral fat That's a rule just sucks as a word. Yeah, wait, so you're not been able to lift at all. Oh Gradually, what was your plane? Wait 235? You're not trying to get to that. No 220 how much visceral fat did you have back then no clue?

Yeah No clue. Oh Wait, what do you weigh right now 215 were you all muscle at 235 I mean I think I was like 14% body fat god damn well yes I've lost 20 gained almost all that's fuck God saying that at last is tough dude. That's Brood get it back Maybe we should ban you from I'm gonna keep the compliment out there, but I thought about taking it back That's nice of you. The ice cream is good. Very good. I'm very happy. You got an ice cream machine It's it's so damn good

Are you gonna eventually get a little like a buffet bar with all the toppings we had that I'm over there now There's some over there We had happened what happened all the dispensers. There's their full. Oh are they full candies we got Reese's Pieces We got Oreos either. They're kind of over there. I know you're not a Heath guy That was raised a Heath guy. I like some talking good good you have to be born a guy you guys chocolate digestive guys What I like a chocolate digested Oh DG Steve watching like a British dude rank British Cookies and the number one one was the chocolate digestive. That's their best biscuit Just like

Disgusting name for a cookie. You've been watching a ton of food rankings. You gotta say it, you gotta say digestive. Well I think that digestive is the, that's the drink right? Yeah. What's, is a digestive a different thing? It's a biscuit which is a cookie. Sounds awful. A digestive? It's a horrible name. Probably. Yeah. A digesti- what does it make you do? Shit? No it's just like the name of their

brand, it's like their Oreo over there trash You gotta chocolate digestive is poop You gotta drop the hob knob ginger I actually like the big waves of the kid. Yeah, a ginger nut or a chocolate digestive. What the fuck? They're so similar to us and yet so fucking different.

Couldn't be more different. Couldn't be more different. Was any of those a brand? I think those are all brands. Oh really? The hobnob. The hobnob. What's up Bosco?

We gotta send them like some chips ahoy. Bos I saw him today. He's like I'm so hungry He's starving himself this basketball game does chips ahoy sound like a city name is a way Rico coming to Chicago still up in the air Well well portal But also will So yes, but no. That's pretty much it. We've been there for a while. Yeah, we've been there for a year or three.

I'm not. Rico's coming for both of us. Yeah. Dana's coming, right? Yeah. Dana and Sass. Young Station. Oh, Sass is coming?

No. Never. Sass does not like New York though. He doesn't like anywhere. He doesn't like Chicago either. He likes the wild. like I asked him where we asked him where he'd live he's like Like upstate New York Wyoming yeah Yeah, he doesn't he does not yeah, I think I was like you like New York. He's like God No, are you afraid you'll lose him ron to like the call of the wild I know I will it's not a it's just a matter of

Time I've already accepted that he'll go on his Alexander super tramp That's right live in a bus in northern, Alaska, and eat some berries die How you guys gonna rip the pod? Sass yeah probably remote It would have to be or via like like a longhand letter that we write out to each other Back and forth like Abraham Lincoln style would never respond Waiting at the post office every day. You would just have a stack of letters from me.

Oh. So sad. Shut you down. So damn sad. I'm excited to see Sass for Ryder Cup. And Francis, you're going to get both of them. Both my boys. Just, they're such a funny duo.

They are. They are. Freaking goofs. They're goddamn goofs Kate I was loving your hair yesterday. Thank you. Yeah, and that was yesterday I was a feels like a long it feels like an eternity ago Letting it go natural thumbnail for the show is incredible. Yeah. Thank you to awesome. Thank you for that guys Great. Okay, guys got a big K. You guys got to get another a Barstool personality on season 3 of tires. I know That was cool. Yeah in the fights and yeah, it's Vaughn. Yeah

Shane never reached out to you. He didn't say anything to you? No, I try and float it like I'm available. How did you do that? He kind of just skips over it. We'll talk about college football. What was the J.J. Watt going to be in or something like that? I thought maybe one time, like back when they were promo-ing a long time ago. And why isn't that your role? That should be you. I don't know. Again, I try not to get too far into it. I just let him know that I'm available Do you like act in front of him a little bit?

He's seen me do a couple things. Okay, I did the full-on Rocky Balboa speech to him talking to his son. Okay Yeah, hey was Diego Pavia kidding was he's fucking with you Hey, was Diego Pavia kidding? Was he just fucking with you? Which part? The part about the Big Ten ignoring their calls and talking shit about the Big Ten, and the Big Ten, the Purdue's and Nebraska's of the world

are trash and all that stuff. I'm sure he's- The Nebraska part was about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's joking on that part, but- You wanna play with the best, and you don't wanna play with the Big Ten, you ignore those calls. Yeah, I think he's just, since Taylor and I

are Big Ten guys. Okay, so he's just fucking with y'all. It wasn't- Yeah, I mean, Big Ten's won the last two national titles. Yeah, because it he's just since Taylor and I are Big Ten guys. Okay, so he's just fucking with y'all. It wasn't. Yeah, I mean Big Ten's won the last two national titles. Yeah, because it was one of the dumber things I've ever seen in athletes. That's not, I don't know why he would do that. Vanderbilt lost to Georgia State last year. Do that one. Yeah. I love that Tate was on this. Defending the field. Not not not only them but uh

Brett Bielma. Yeah. You saw his comments on it yesterday. What? Uh they were talking asking about like Diego's comments and stuff. What he said. I'm sure he's just regurgitating what he hears from the coach and then he went on to say I don't think the

SEC has a 10-1 team entering into this season. Wow. Damn. Damn. Beal was a, he's a. He's getting heated. He's a good mouthpiece for the Big Ten. Yeah. He's a good shit talker. Yeah.

He was serious last night. I know, I know, I was bummed I missed him. Brandon, is it too early to drop your final four? I know, like, it would have been. I have nothing but respect for him. Yeah, he owns a space in my mind forever. Just give us a sneak preview, Brandon. Of what?

His final four. Your boys are in it? State, every year you're the number one offer of state. And I'm pretty much being like they were. You're a broke clock, basically. You're hoping to be the right one. No, this will be the third year in a row, but like they've been right.

Last year they were right there. They were basically going to overtime when they threw that bad pick to go to the national championship game Penn State, Texas Clemson and I'll figure out the last one. Huh? You think Clemson's gonna be in the Texas no I mean, I'll have to think about it. I'll have to say our partners the DraftKings don't know balls I'm proven quarterback so far. We'll see we'll see well. I've got a lot to figure out

I got a lot to figure out. I got a lot to figure out on Georgia, Ohio State. I'm sure on Penn State, I'm sure on Clemson. I'm pretty sure on Texas. You got time. Yeah, I got time. You got time. You crunch those numbers.

Watch the tape. I'm just excited for Ball. It's going to be a fun year. It's going to be a great year. Great year. To be on the bus. Great year. What's Taylor saying?

Are they going to bus scenes? What's up. What's Taylor saying? Are they going to... Bus scenes? What's up? What's Taylor saying? What's he been up to? Bad pitches. Battle camp. Battle camp was great.

Bad pitches, yeah. He's trying to write that wrong. I feel like he's fine though, like I said to him. Yeah. No one remembers that you threw a strike. I know. No one. You got totally upstaged.

I know. I didn't even know you threw a pitch. Yeah. Which sucks, I'll say it again. Please, yeah. Yeah. You think there's gonna be, there's gonna be a 16 team playoff, yeah?

And he wasn't doing this on purpose because I've seen Taylor throw. He has a weird motion. He does, to where I've asked him if he's right handed. Yeah. Because he does have kind of an off-the-roll approach. Yeah, even when we did that football thing in New Orleans, he was like, whoa. He was hitting it, but it was just like, what is this throw?

Yeah. Now, he was going around just saying he wanted to throw it as hard as he can. He didn't care where it went, but I'm sure he didn't picture that. That. Yeah, that. Yeah. Those were pretty good. Hey, you saw that, Nick? What? No, I missed it again. That was good. Can you run that? Can you run that back? Oh, you shook him off. Yeah. What was he asking for?

A little movement on it? What was he asking for? He's asking for a fastball, but I wanted a... A little circle change? You doing the fage? It's pretty good. It looked like George Bush after 9-11. Yeah. Not afraid of terrorism. Nope.

With the vest on. Hey, 16 team playoff. Yeah. That's happening, right? We're definitely going to it. How they get there and how quickly they get there, I don't know, but we're definitely going to it. What are you hoping for?

Are you hoping for the four automatic qualifiers? I don't even fucking know. It's the this sport man just can't figure out how to do simple things and get out of its own way I think probably you know the the five and eleven models the best with the with the four conference champions the the one group of five and eleven at large is probably the best but sec and big ten if they if they swing their dick around and get four and four that's fine too. Yeah this is for this upcoming season. No the only thing they changed this year was no they're going 12 this year. This year they're doing what they did last year. They got rid of the automatic. All this talk is for the following.

They're ranking it true this year. Yeah but it's like. Boise State won't be the three seed. All the discussion right now is for not this coming to correct. Okay, 26 and beyond maybe 27 and beyond and the deadline is December 1st. It's confusing to have college football is just future dates. Yeah, I'm getting confused by the the years of the seasons though, like Ohio State was the 24 national champion and that's why baseball rocks because all in one year so there

Yeah, just know exactly what happened that yeah all inside of one year starting to get confused by that with college football Yeah, because it goes deep in june it goes deep in the jade too deep So fucking deep that sports for you now change sports That's that's fucking sports season. Like Stephen Che trying to get a... Oh, that's sports. You got games circling background. Hey, you said it. That's sports. That's fucking sports. Seasons.

Oh, what's up Danny? Hey Danny. How you doing? Good. Did you meet your quota? What quota? What? What?

You know what quota, I said it. Six yaks and one Stephen Che? Reference on... I hope his alarm goes off. I told him about the alarm Danny. I'm sorry Oh, you fuck you you know You didn't hit the quota I Go back you didn't hit any

How distracted did you get did you make out with her? Oh man anything I was basically meeting parents. Oh man anything Get back up there get back up there go somewhere go go get him Annie What if you just hit some with a drive-by like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, does that count or no? By the way Lucas from yesterday, so oh, Lucas from yesterday, so... Oh yeah, Lucas from yesterday. That Lucas. We figured out his contract, he's very happy.

But I told him that maybe Friday, or maybe on Plinko Day, when we predate Plinko Day, I was like, I want you to actually give us the sob story. So he's going to do that. What happened? He wanted to he wanted a new contract and he came into my office and started doing a sob story I was like just tell me what the number is. I don't want to hear this and then he was just like I wrote it down So we're gonna still hear it. So we have to hear the sob story Yeah, you could have just taken it one one. Yeah, I didn't want it now I want everyone to hear it. So wait did he write down the number and like hand it to you?

No, he just said it but he had a notepad of like sob story. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'd everyone to hear. So wait, did he write down the number and like hand it to you? No, he just said it, but he had a notepad of like, Sob Story. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'd love to hear it. Yeah, so we're gonna hear that at some point. Did he... ...sob? He was about to and I stopped him. Was it sad for real? You can tell he was real nervous having all this preparation.

Yeah, and I was just like, stop, I'm gonna stop you right there. We're not doing this, just tell me the number. And then he got it. So it was good. So was that a good negotiating tactic? Yeah, are you afraid now there's gonna be like a line up of people with... Mmm, good question. And then he got it. So it's good. Oh, so is that a good negotiating tactic? Are you afraid now there's gonna be like a lineup of people with mmm So the threat of a sob story is better than having an actual sob story

Long as you can come in yeah, but I could tell cuz he had notes You can't fake it. You know I mean like can't be like I got a real sob story Cuz then I'll be like prove it Well, I think you would be like prove it well if I think they're faking it I Think you could ring tears out of Lucas like if you started at his ankles and kind of just Top yeah, he was wearing some tight pants Paste left in the tube. Yeah, you could kind of fish some tears out of him like a drawstring stuck in your waistband squeeze them out Probably any of you guys good negotiators out of him like a drawstring stuck in your waistband. Squeeze him out. Probably. Any of you guys good negotiators?

No. Yeah, I don't do the soft story. I do the here's why you need me and here's why you'll be devastated. Yeah. I negotiated once for, I was buying a new car and that was awesome because I was like, I knew one of the cars I was looking at I didn't want so I just went in to just get some reps up and it was awesome because I was like, I knew one of the cars I was looking at I didn't want, so I just went in

to just get some reps up and it was awesome. Because I knew I didn't want it. So I was just like, I'm leaving. And there was like, 25, 24, I was like, nah, I'm out. And he just kept on going down and I was like, and I just left. It was awesome. It felt so good.

You would have ended up getting a really good deal. Driving home with a smile. But it's the best feeling to negotiate when you know you don't want it. Yeah, you just see like hey Let me just get some rest. Let me get some live action in just feel it out, and then I got screwed on the car I bought yeah, yeah I was set on that one that happened to me. I just bought a new car that exact I it was the car I wanted I walked in I said this is what I want. He's like what's your budget? I was like this he's like we can do that. I just bought a new car that that exact I there was the car. I wanted I walked in I said, this is what I want. He's like, what's your budget? I was like this He's like we can do that. I was like perfect. Yeah walked out I was like I was home head hits the pillow after everything was signed and I was like

Why didn't I? What did I knock something down? Fuck you got me. I could have probably Because they're ready to spar. Yeah, I always have the number they have some wiggle room They always got wiggle room, but also maybe I I convinced myself the money the extra money I'm paying is worth not having to hell. Yeah, I'm with you walked in walked out I was like I was really smooth and easy But and he's thinking he got you. Yeah, the guy's like is it great dub for you. We're going out tonight

Yeah, Ron. Have you ever haggled? I bet you you're a good haggler I'm not it gives me anxiety not in foreign lands I it's like scares the hell out of me because I don't know how much shit cost me at me, too You go to Iran. I think now's the perfect Yeah, is anything have you guys seen that there's like a guy backpacking across Iran I stop s I just stuck in the woods. Oh, I got a hill somewhere. Where is his end goal though? Is he walking to like China? I don't know China China, that's a long walk

Yeah, I don't walk into China as I saw a video Yesterday and he was like they told me I needed to be out like three days ago Today they told me that today and so I don't know where he's at now I can't wait so I was even still telling him that is an American dude. Yeah, he's like a Minnesota guy He's like a gofer. He's like a Minnesota sweatshirt on Is this the bro books the world yeah, I Saw a different guy than this I Feel like Hawaii sail guy kind of fanned out. We got this guy. He got there. I guess he did this guy Oh situation is too dangerous oh

Biking All right, how truly be arrested You think you would maybe put on some other clothes right? Yeah, very American. Chance? It probably wouldn't help because you'd have to talk eventually. The border with Iraq is open. That's my best hope right now. The Iranians now see the US as being tied directly to Israel. Now people see the US as being like tied directly to Israel.

Now people see US as the enemy. So I'm in quite a bit of danger here. No longer safe to bike in my opinion. It's a matter of just escape and survival. Evading police capture. Before I went to sleep I did see a bunch of comments, messages where all the social media was still working. Just appreciate all you for sharing your well wishes and strength and all that good stuff.

So cannot respond right now. Social media has been shut down. But I read a lot of it and I appreciate it. Thank you. That's bad. He's saying where he is. How'd he get that video out? Oh, he's in trouble.

He's in trouble trouble. He posted again. Yeah, what's his... The situation continues to evolve here. He had a hotel. There are escalations on both sides. And we he posted again. Yeah, what's his? Situation continues to evolve here. There are escalations on both sides, and we heard a bomb.

We're hunkered down about 80 miles north of Tehran in a rural area. It's not weird. Is he with a lady? Just a few miles from us. Is that fucking saying where you are? Latest information from the U.S. State Department, there's possibility to exit via Azerbaijan, so it's a third option. Probably the scariest part about

this is that Reza, my guide, says that he's no longer able to protect me. So if we're pulled over as a police checkpoint or something like this, there's not much you can do if they suspect me of anything. They'll just chuck me in prison for a few years and that'll be the end of it. Okay, here we go. We're going to Azerbaijan. You got to drive along the Caspian sea. How are you feeling? What should I say? You want at all. What should I say? We also should be filming that guy.

Like you put it out after. That guy might still be helping him get out. Kind of shitty. Yeah. We're going to drop the risk because we don't have the ability to enter. out after but that guy might still be risk because we don't have ability to enter we have no visa no authorization to cross the border oh he's loving this this is a no visa fuse he's so they're shaped like reactors. Pretty sounds like it's about to cigarette. What the fuck? Dude, what?

Limited time. He's way too casual. There's actually a store I've been wanting to get to over here. Oh shit, is that a Sonic? It's about to cigarettes. Brace to speak Spanish. I said today I'm a Spaniard. We speak Spanish together.

Stuff over on the horizon by Tehran. Could be pollution from the strikes. Maybe, yeah. Very short queue for the fuel. That's where we're going to top up. Yeah, Ron, you should go. Yeah, it seems like a good time. I mean, they did evacuate, so you can't be mad at the people who are getting out, like

the guy who's taking them out. Checkpoints, they're looking for, we think they're looking for pickup trucks. Because there could be drones in the bed of the truck. So they're not really paying too much attention to us. Just got an email that says the Azerbaijani government approved my request to enter through the border. Both boxes have been checked. Got a visa and authorization. Okay we've arrived at the border. Need to push through here get the bike all

situated. The press. The press is out. The press press is out It is the press We are in Azerbaijan that border is never open it hasn't been open in five years very grateful to Azerbaijan It's almost midnight. Maybe it's past midnight. I don't know lost count. I'm gonna sign off here and go find a hotel the situation. Huh. Yeah. Yeah, he's fine. I guess. So I would have been fine!

What the fuck? I watch so many travel videos about Yeah, is it time? Every time Titus stands up. Yeah? Oh, is he gonna go fuck his... He's gotta go, we got four behind. He's gonna ass fuck my wife.

Rone and I guess Kate, are you guys familiar with the new sex cult bust out of New York? No. What? I caught wind of this, no. No. What happened? caught wind of this, no. No. What happened? It's called One Taste. They're selling like this flagship orgasm meditation thing

but I guess they're like treating their employees like slaves and making them. Sounds about right. Stroke each other all day. So it's like that other one, that exis one or whatever from a few years ago. It might be. Sounds similar.

It's like a tech startup almost but they're all living in one commune in Harlem sharing beds And they're being like told like you have to fuck all right is it guys and girls or all guys both yeah Us let's see what Nicole dead one looks like is that her last name. Oh, they don't oh Dead one dead one. Dead one. I will say congrats to, oh no, nevermind. Ha ha ha. I was like, you don't see that many ladies leading sex cults.

She's breaking the glass ceiling. What do they sell? They sell orgasm meditation. Huh huh those words go together it is that's just a freaky way of saying orgasm I think I said this before but I do wonder if I Frank going off yeah he is but Jeff's over there oh sorry okay I just Frank was... If you joined one to make like a vlog series, like I'm going undercover and joining this cult, like, would you be smart enough to get out?

Like, could you get out or would you eventually get sucked fully in? Sucked in. I think that men, I think that women would have it easier making a sex cult because I think that deep down, like, men just, I think, lose themselves in their horniness. And here's why I'll say that. I saw a specific example. I saw the most homeless looking guy I've ever seen in New York possible.

And then a pretty lady walked by him and he just was staring dead at her, just waiting for her to glance at him the right way just to kind of give him the green light. Like he thought it was an option and it was just like this raw display of horniness by this guy. So I think that they have to just,

I think that there's like levels of guys that are walking around like that at all times. So if this homeless guy was invited into some lady's sex cults. Yeah, he smokes, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Yeah, I see what you lady sex cult. Any smokes, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, I see what you're saying. The ladies are, yeah.

Also I feel like ladies can be more like, I'm just being sensual. Like I'm just whatever. And guys are just a little grosser. Just horny. Yeah. Just gross. A little more aggressive. What's Danny doing?

He thinks I'm mad, I'm not mad at all. But I'm going to let him think I'm mad for a little bit. Okay, good. Just to get him squirming. He thinks you're mad because he didn't land the quota? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm just gonna play along. Yeah, you have to.

You see the kid with the N-word last name? N-word Meyer? That's a new one? Yeah. There's a video of him at like freshman welcome day on the football team and like the head coach just gets on a loudspeaker and screams his name. And everyone goes crazy.

Is it with a K? It's with the unsilent allegedly K. Huh. Yeah. You gotta change your name. No it's working like everyone loves it. Really? That's been happening for like a year or so now yeah. Mm-hmm. That is a sneaky, can your teammates like say what's up to you?

Is that a loophole? Oh god. This guy. He has a blast. Oh, it's the same guy. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Where's he at, Eastern Michigan? Just because that's what his name is. Oh yeah. Oh, and they said it. Oh Just yeah, what his name is

Looks like West Virginia, yeah, he's got West Virginia on his thing. He's from West Virginia, right? Okay, Indiana Michigan go crazy then Yeah, yeah, I Went to watch the greatest white basketball player. Number 10, Noah Kanega. Hey you can't say that bro. Mono! Noah Kanega! I mean it's Kanega!

What's next bro? Jada Coon? Oh! Actually uh. Oh s***. Nah that's crazy. Noah! Kanega school.

Man I'm tired of this racism s***. I'm about to put an end to this. What are you doing? Oh my God, he's actually doing it. Excuse me, sir. I just wanted to say it's Kanega, not Kanega. I just wanted to say that. Number 10, Noah Kanega. Hey, you still signing wrong, bro. You're getting me mad, man. I'm probably 60.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. He told you to sit down. And I sat down. I support you, man. Thank you, man. You clock down, I'll have your ass thrown out of here. Noah's my baby. I'm probably fixed it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He told you to sit down. And I sat down. I support you, man. Thank you, man.

You clap down, I'll have your ass thrown out of here. That was my name. Your what? That was my name. Oh, oh. I didn't know what to tell you, man. He raised a real nice ass, man. He's a great kid.

I'm glad he's mine. Which? ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] Huh. Hmm. Huh. Huh. All right.

Hmm. Kenny? Yes. Yeah, definitely Ken. Huh, hmm, huh, huh, all right, hmm Kenny Yes, yeah, definitely can Pazzy yes, I have some some good news on Maya and There's I don't know if you guys saw a while ago. I put out a video about this dude I know that got killed yeah that rapper named past day. Oh. The verdict came in today and the dude was found guilty. Oh, that's wonderful. That was like the story about the guy was like mobbed up basically.

Yeah, he had like multiple murders and he was getting away because he was connected with the government up there. Is he like, so sentencing? I think that it's weird in Canada. He also got convicted of another one and so he got 25 for that and I think he's gonna get 25 for this But they don't serve consecutively. I think they serve concurrently so I think as of now. It's 25 years, but Hopefully you know yeah, who knows if they'll be able to add time on to it put good news on my end

Yeah, definitely Everyone in his life. Yeah, yeah And I think bringing light to it everybody that supported the video That's actually why I'm bringing it up because so many people supported that video And I think that that played a massive part in in all this happening that everybody was so Made it so visible yeah That's a huge relief fuck. Yeah, love justice. I fucking love David justice, money ball.

David justice wasn't money ball, right? Yeah he was, he was 40. What's wrong? Money ball. Just you saying it. I love justice. We do, as a show we're not. Are you anti-justice?

Are you anti-justice? He hates it. You hate justice? The fuck, Will? I love justice too. You didn't say anything when everybody was saying it. I was nodding. Oh, okay.

Mary fuck kill, Will. Justice, avenging, and revenge. Mary fuck kill, justice, avenging, and revenge. Yeah. It's a tough one. Yeah. Well, they separate the men from the boys. Yeah, right. I gotta define these words. tough one. Yeah, well they separate from the boys. Yeah, right. I gotta define these words

Step one Well, Mary is like wedding Mary justice, okay, it's holly berry right kid. Yeah, David just All right, so Halle Berry All right, so Halle Berry What are the other two avenging and revenge is that the same thing fuck If you avenge something get revenge and kill revenge What is avenge compared to revenge revenge seems malicious avenge seems rightful

Getting revenge yeah unless except for when it gets seven what about avenge is the inflict harm and return Revenge is a now it's just the verb of the nut yeah, so it's the same thing Avenge sounds nicer than revenge it does revenge sounds like you got a Avengers like I'm gonna avenge you yes, that's awesome. That seems just I'm gonna revenge for you. I'm gonna get revenge for this Yeah, you fucked up. It seems like you got to get over it, dude. Yeah. Yeah, you problem with you. You're a little emotional right? Yeah, right. Why don't you take a beat?

Beat and we'll avenge this. Yeah sleep on it. Yeah, do you guys all watch Stiney's podcast with? We'll avenge this yeah sleep on it. Yeah, do you guys all watch Stiney's podcast with? They just did a fuck-marry-kill of fucking steroids and gambling Fuck Mary kill and imagine you do steroids for this fuck, marry, kill to work Okay, you want me to answer this yeah, yeah steroids fucking and gambling. I mean you gotta one's easy Fuck fucking yeah, fuck fucking well if you marry fucking you fuck imagine marrying fucking marrying fucking For the first few years and fuck? no i think i'd fuck steroids

if i'd marry gamble i'd fuck fuck kill steroids kill steroids hmm they were like they were marrying steroids oh steinies on the juice? no no it might just be on the juice

and chillin Who's the other guest? I got a look at back. I thought you guys said it's like toghi that yeah Yeah, it was that's his thing. What's Danny do what is Danny doing? Did you get the six yaks in yes, I I did. How'd you do it? In the Stephen Che reference, we talked about... How'd you do the Stephen Che reference? Was it physical? Oh, they asked who my least favorite person would be to show up at the house, and I said Stephen Che from the Yak.

So two birds. Nice. Wow. It was just for the joke. Well, no, he would be the least favorite person. Yeah, it was true. It's tougher to say when I'm standing right in front of him. But I mean, just. Yeah, he's about to make you have a baby.

Yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't get that, did you? That's a Yak reference. Oh, God. Please don't. Stephen Chase showing up would just throw, I mean, like, the number one pussy eater showing up to the shore house. Oh

Yeah, everyone's fucked. It's a wrench one last ride. Yeah, have fun mr.. 3000 He should go for the last one more to go Any pussies dry here He'll prime them for you. Yeah. I heard he'll go to the toppings bar beforehand. Little Heath. Oh my God.

Heath's just never what I want it to be. No. It's like a little bit too... Oh, Heath's Blizzard? Guys, Heath is good. I don't know why we're hating on Heath. It's okay. Heath? Toffee, chocolate toffee. Too much. Who was Heathcliff? Is that Garfield?

That's an orange cartoon cat. The Garfield knockoff. Yeah. Also a pitcher. It was a knockoff or it was in the Garfield world? No, it's a different comic. It's a different Garfield. It's a worse Garfield. Did they ever have Heath? Well, Heathcliff has some funny moments. It's not the same universe. It's definitely a worse Garfield. I don't understand how he could be confused for Garfield Also a pitcher and and dr. Hustle first name. Oh he's local. Yeah, what? Yeah, that's

From Wuthering Heights Heights yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah So Heathcliff was actually before Garfield. Oh my god Garfield's a ripoff? Garfield was a regular Heath. Garfield was 1979. How pissed would you be if you were George Gately? Gotta be real pissed. Yeah, Jim Davis rolls in. So Garfield's a knockoff Heathcliff But a better one. Heathcliff is a very funny name. It is So Dr. Huxtable was Clifford Huxtable in the first episode then then he changed his name to Heathcliff for the rest of the series run. That's boring. I know. Ugh. Hahaha.

Man, that was boring as hell. Wow. Okay. Sleepy as hell right now. Since we're on Heathcliffs. Hahaha. Roam, what else have you been doing on Roam.com? What's the, any new projects, anything you're looking into?

I want to do a video, you know how we've done a lot of barstool idol. Yeah, I want to do like the voice oh Where like people audition for content, but you don't get to see them and then if they do a good enough I love you like something and then turn around the back slap and turn around sounds so nice It's a anti barstool way of yeah, we don't know if they're mad they'd have to say I'm fat Yeah, we don't we usually don't even need them to talk if they say I'm fat Are you hitting the buzzer yeah? I think you have to get like four coaches And I think you have to get

Twice as many people as you want like three teams or four teams of three or something or three teams of four Go through a week eliminate people and then come out with somebody that you're You're giving a show to maybe or something. Please do that. That'd be fun, but I need a lot of that would take a lot of Organization mostly the show is just organizing. Yeah, honestly, how's it? How's your show? It's not as good as yours. I don't organize It's a boy. It's just a different type of show. It's definitely yeah, it's definitely as good It's good the beef makes a cameo tomorrow We're gonna be on an 830 instead of nine the Beavis on call the Beavis on pre-cum Love that in the workout in but it's good. It's fun. Yeah, it's fun to do shit, right? I get to yap about parenting without guys being like we get it. You're a mom

That's a safe space. That's a safe space. It's a safe space, it's my safe space. Do you feel like you couldn't talk about parenting on your shows, that why you wanted to do a different show for parenting? She's saying she can't talk about parenting. Yeah, yeah, like you started a parenting show. It would just make it that much longer.

Oh, got it, got it. Maybe have Kate on. Yeah, what's in the works? What's in the works for you guys? I love your wife, I follow her on Instagram. She seems really cool. It's all a follow. We can talk about your birth story.

Yeah. Brandon was there. And your mental load. The load? Talk about the load. Talk about the load. The mental. Yeah.

Your brain, your bones crumbling like the mummy yes that too No You haven't I have to go back to the hospital and get all my records which is all you haven't called a you could get We took it to a serious level I texted he did he texted me personally and big cat you wouldn't say this But he was like I'll cover any cost I was like you Ruined your body do whatever the fuck you want for the rest of your life Yeah, I would love a pontoon. It's like the guy who just won the US Open He he got misdiagnosed with diabetes too and was lost like 40 pounds

Lost his PGA card went to the corn fairy tour, and then they're like oh my are bad you have diabetes one Holy shit, and then was like okay, so I can just take insulin now and be good, and he was fine. How'd they miss on that? Damn. I don't know, but that's kind of what Kate's dealing with. How do you miss on that? Well, the insurance companies are relying on you

not going through with it. They're relying on you not suing their asses. Because it happened with my first kid too, but not as bad, and I was begging for an MRI then then and they wouldn't give me one either They have money They're they have a budget of being like we're gonna get sued Where's it my dad had a lump in his wrist and like he had an MRI the next day like why couldn't I get one? But that's why I'm afraid they'll just push it off on the insurance. I mean, like, it was the insurance company.

Yeah, but then you could still. Hospitals have money insurance. You gotta follow up. They all have money. Yeah. You got the tightest car dealership. I'm gonna. That's right.

Don't want a wuffle feather. I want you to come in one day with like a fur coat. A monocle. Yep. Just like suckers. And be like, Kate, how much did you get? She's like, $20,000. Yeah.

$21,000? Yeah? I'd be pump of five grand I wouldn't I was a joke Got her I'm like stop Yeah, no, I'm not built for soon Would you be willing to be handicapped for 40 years for 1 million dollars? No, now that I know what it feels like to feel shitty. No, I don't think you get this sounds corny I don't think you could put a price on it. No

Definitely can't a million 40 40? 40 years? That sucks! It might be no amount of money. No, there's no amount of money, because if you gave you a billion dollars you wouldn't have to enjoy your life. But you do get the parking spot.

No, that's Jerry's. Jerry just parks in the handicapped spot here every day. Yeah. But if I'm also a 10, yes. That changes things. No such thing is No such thing as a wheelchair 10 the chairs My DMs were full of feet. We had people we did it and it was Do people got upset but then there was actually people who were in wheelchairs

We're like I agree with everyone who says you can't be a 10 in a wheelchair I have a very hot woman in a wheelchair from that episode who's now drawing gorgeous portraits of my sons. And what did she say about that? Wait, what? I'm banging. Gorgeous? She sent me, she's working on it.

Did she agree with us or no? She was like, LOL, I thought it was funny. By the way, I'm smoking hot. And I checked and I was like, oh my god, yes, you are smoking hot. And she's doing drawings. She's doing drawings now of my son. Just a peek. And it's gorgeous.

She's in the wheelchair. I just wanna see. What's going on with her that put her in the chair? She had some kind of accident about 10 years ago. Hold on, let me pull her up. I got a lot of dams. I hope she doesn't mind. Her name's Laura

Hope she doesn't mind her address is yeah Kate's nervous right now. She's fully I believe she's paralyzed from the yeah, tell me but she's Report she rolls up on you at the bar. What do you do? till the spokes fall off Yeah, and she's like in the like BMX type hottie if I had to say yeah Could she do stunts with? So you mix type hottie if I had to say yeah attractive Could she do stunts with?

You chose a two-wheeled kind of hot yeah, she's very and then she's like nailing the portraits of my kid look at this Wow, oh My god, I'm paying I'm paying for it, but I don't have any portrait of McGregor. She's like daredevil. She's very talented. She's that. That's insane. She lost her legs and her hands got crazy. Oh yeah, her hands are pretty nice with her hands. God damn, good for her.

It's just a train. Thunder? That sounds like thunder. Is that thunder? That's thunder. It did sound like thunder actually. That's thunder. It's softball playoffs tonight canceled

Gonna be canceled is it raining outside? I haven't looked at you know it's supposed to the storm off Thunder that thunder came out of nowhere just a real quick that was heavy I thought that fucking we didn't get a warning Iran was And there is a train going by right now So you can see where that would have been using my eyes eye saw the train, but it was a thunderous train. Yeah, we're bloodwashed. We're cancel TJ, huh? Wow.

How's the show going, sir? It's just devastating. We're good. We're in the playoffs. Every team makes playoffs? No, we're like three and three. All right. There's a couple teams that are... You know, as a 40-year-old, it's like I'm out there just to have... It sounds lame, but like just be out with the boys.

Because I know that like, I'm gonna... We're gonna go up against a team with like a bunch of 25-year-old dudes. This isn't the same game anymore. You big hitter? I'm okay hitting. I'm a pitcher. Yeah? I don't really like running, so... Who's your three or four hitters?

It's mostly singles. Some of the singles are by choice. Yeah, like could be a double Max gotta be nice. It's really good Is there a home run fence? I know So max might have the same problem you have what I'm just like no he runs smokes the fuck out He doesn't want to run. No. He'll hit it over their head so he can okay Do you guys think you actually have a chance of winning the whole thing? No? There's one team that's like loaded of like the dudes that they have their own custom uniforms They six adding gloves a two baseball players six. No. Yeah, they weren't you know, they're 25 soft shorts on the plane no undies

They're not they're not on the rock fucking hard. I would imagine their text chain our text chain TJ's on I would say most games There's just someone texts at like four o'clock being like beers before And Max came one game and he was just like wine drunk So yeah, we have fun that's what it's supposed to be to be with the boys. Yeah, scratch that itch will competitive itch Doesn't yeah We know that you guys are doing you guys are doing the 12 right? Yeah The trivia show called the 12 what a disaster that would be if will had to run his own trivia All the stuff how Jeff talks about it just seems like a nightmare

yeah it's a lot of work that you're not in it but yeah no yeah like to be but the yeah the back right someone else have to whose has this feeling brother anyone anyone anything no same reason back your backs fucks be it back knees wrist Like Kyle. Oh, yeah Real what happened? That's one of your best joints. I know muscle ups Sprung up too hard oh my god All right There's nothing like seeing NASCAR

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into Wisconsin get them spotted cow bring it here for a fee that's illegal you may tried this already I didn't say I was selling it to him. I just said I have money for it. I saw somebody you got a case for walking through the case the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Megan, I brought Megan. You're selling your bootlegging? He's bootlegging. You're not selling the beer, you're selling your service. I'm selling the gas to get there. Yeah. Right, right. What are you charging? Well, Megan didn't actually pay me. There's a little bit of discussion there. Her husband said, I'll give you a signed baseball card for the beer. That's very Mr. Making Money.

And then Megan put the kibosh on it. She said, no, he's not giving me that card because his son gave him that card. And he's... Wait, he was giving away a gift from his son? And he's going to sneak the card to me through back channels. Got it. Wait, TJ, were you at the game last week's softball game? Yes, sir. Mr. Making money had an incredible performance. Yeah, he showed up to the bar beforehand had a couple drinks met oldie

That was a powerful duo of them together in the same room, and then he hopped into the game had one at bat He had a ball Literally if you were him it wouldn't have reached Kyle like it went like If you were him, it wouldn't have reached Kyle. Like it went like less than one foot in front of home plate. It was shockingly short. And then he got out and then he walked into the woods and disappeared. During the game. He didn't have a second at bat.

He just like disappeared into the... That's the best option. I think he played Juco baseball. He did, yeah. He was awesome. He was good at baseball. He's the man. He's an all-time dude.

Where did he go? Yeah, he was good at baseball. He's the man He's an all-time dude Where did he go? Did he have you ever have your hung out with him? Of course? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he'd love you Of course we loved him, but I love him. I've told the story, but yeah when he was just hammer drunk He's like I have the perfect rock paper scissors shoot. He's like I always I always tell the person I'm playing what I'm gonna throw I'm about to throw a rock and I was like, alright, let's go. He's like 500 bucks like sure I threw paper He's just like shit That was fun

It was hammered he's timeless he is tights the best yeah, he's an American classic he's yeah, you're exactly right He's timeless. He is time. It's the best. Yeah, he's an American classic. He's yeah, you're exactly right. He's an American classic He's a he's a from a foregone era. He's like an Omega watch They don't make them like that by gone era by gone. They don't make them like that. It's from a foregone conclusion. Yeah Have you ever had to hold his bag for him? Are you talking about his pill bottle? He's made me hold it Are you talking about his pill bottle? He's made me hold his back. He was running out of the bathroom. He was at a Laugh Factory comedy show and he handed it to me and he was like, that's

prison time. He walked away. He's a classic. Yeah. Is Danny still in the back there, Steven? You've been a bad boy. What's Danny got for us? Steven, what's your best prep sheet question today? We'll do one before we end and

we have trivia three. Your best one. Best one. Um what is the best location to sit in a Major League Baseball Stadium and why? Depends on if you care about the game. Alright. Depends on if you're going to watch the game. I actually wanted to bring this up one day because every time I go to the stadium I go sit behind the plate or behind a dugout But I've always been envious of the people sitting on like row one of the outfield behind right field Yeah, yeah, well, they're bleachers and Wrigley but not everywhere the bleachers but yeah, but but like I

Think those would be great seats, but I've never I've always just said no I'll probably if I get out there and don't like it I'll hate it. I Think the best seat in a baseball stadium is the second deck front row behind Home plate. I think I agree with you see and especially Wrigley. Yeah, you see absolutely everything the problem with that is the poor I've thought about going into Absolutely everything the problem with that is the poor I've thought about going into No, no, they're not getting son. Oh, like not getting son at a baseball game is like cuz I've seen tickets I was like I looked at those seats. I was like these are great viewing seats, but I want to get some sun

Yeah, like you go to a ball game in the summer. You don't want to be in shade the whole time. I do Yeah, you I'm a proponent of the upper deck. That's the yeah. Yeah, it's if you Yeah, first couple rows it can vary wildly by Stadium. I really you're right on top of it some stadiums You're super far back. Yeah, why do you like the upper deck? Yeah, you get to all the views you get the whole views. Yeah, yeah baseball Like the closer you get one. Uh, yeah, you go to a game And say big cats, hey I got tickets right by an home plate or in a suite, you're like, hey let's look at the upper deck.

No. No. No. No, well he takes the free ticket. He's saying he prefers the upper deck. I'm trying to be relatable to the fucking people. Come on. Titus gets it, man.

I'm trying to fucking be relatable, will you blow it on my spot? Like, no, I'm not saying the upper deck. I'm just saying the fucking upper deck will, but that's the best for seeing everything no it is I that upper decks my move if I'm traveling yeah if you're in you really feel it you're in see Business takes you to Seattle. Oh my god the Mariners are in town. I also feel like swing by the ballpark Upper deck yeah upper deck has usually like weirdly better food options in the shorter lines Sure, that is true. Yeah shorter lines is true. Yeah Yeah, where you sitting? Well in a suite the two spots. I just said

Yeah, brother shit right behind home plate or in a suite the problem is like my seats are are close But like there are portions of the field. I don't I can't see Like if there's a if there's a ball down the right field line I'm just not seeing it. Yeah. I think some elevation is key. Yeah. Yeah like sitting right on the grass

is a baseball field you don't see everything. Steven what's your answer to this? Football you definitely gotta be. Football is a beast in love socks. Football you gotta be sitting right on your couch. Hockey you need to sit high a little bit. Yeah football sit on the couch is best couch is the way to go Yeah, they should almost charge you to not come to the game

No, I think the only sport that it's like the the absolute best seat is always the front row is basketball That is the that's an incredible experience. Yeah, cuz you're like, oh shit. These guys are tall Yeah, and they're good. They're really good. Do you think that it's? Titus I'm curious. I see your answer as you've not Birthed child yet. Do you think that it's important for your kids first baseball games to be really bad seats? So like the experience can get better or they learn to appreciate it or you think you have the ability? They have to earn it think you have the ability to get it? Yeah.

They have to earn it? Hmm. Or do you just give them the best experience they can to make them fall in love with you? I feel like without having a child, I'm going to say they have to earn it. And then the second I have a child, I'm going to be like, I cannot look this child in the face

and say, we're sitting in the 300s. Also, I know we have the means to say hello. Yeah. I feel that. So you got to. They also don't go to like I they're not my kids to like maybe Eight games this year and we've maxed on like six and I think that's the the move of taking him to the game without it Them realizing they're not even at the game. Yeah Yeah, you take them to Wrigley the whole kids section like outside my daughter

I don't think is watch the single pitch maybe take over that convince them they went to the Cubs game. Yeah the Gallagher way The stadium I will say we used to get season tickets that we would split with our neighborhood for the Phillies And it was like nosebleeds third base like outfield and then any game after that I went to that was slightly better I was like holy shit. Yeah I went to that was slightly better. I was like holy shit. Yeah Technique what we the ladder technique is a good nosebleed third base outfield. Where is that? I just know we used to like yell at Pat me and my dad would heckle Pat burl. Okay. I don't know we're out there heckling the guy on your own Yeah, but fucking bum. I just know it was way out there way up there

Wait, Stephen. Did you answer I? Think it depends if you're bringing kids if you're just going by yourself. I'd prefer probably First row outfield like TJ actually bleachers. Yeah bleachers are awesome It's great ones But yeah with kids like really as close as you can be but I have sat with my kids in like game time seats like great seats and then I've also paid for my own seats and sat like it Wrigley in the game time seats like great seats and then I've also paid for my own seats and sat like it Wrigley in the high up bleachers and they when we went to the Brewers game this past week my daughter was like are we sitting close it's like we are so she was very excited about

that so they know that they can tell the difference yeah yeah you do have a better chance of getting them to keep their attention if you're closer right If you're like, oh, look, see, it's right there, versus sitting way up. What about foul ball tendencies? Does that come into mind? The net has kind of ruined the foul ball. It's you. You almost got to be higher from the net.

That might enter my mind of we got to pick a seat where there might be a chance a foul ball could go our way. Have you caught a foul ball in your life? I have not no The show and I got one he didn't catch it I guess but it's all right before it down and You grabbed it. I got one tonight in a row. Yeah That's right, so I

Thought it would happen for all of us. Yeah, have you all got foul balls? I've been close. No No, I've never been able to even think about making a play on one. You ever catch a t-shirt? Yeah, I had a Memphis Grizzlies game. I caught four in one day I had a very board very bonds go off my hand when I was like 12 years old in San Francisco that sucked I caught a bat in practice Homer and Wrigley and the bleachers. That's sick I had an Atlanta Braves throw me a batting practice ball But I didn't catch it off of that How old were you? 13 okay, that's solid 1993. I was picturing you when you were grown living in Atlanta

Start them small because they have no yeah, I'm thinking minor league first. They have no frame of reference Yes, no like I do You I see basketball games with my kids cuz it's like $5 tickets and you got the coach Rob Elin shout out They don't know yeah Why are you coaching what? He's just a guy I text Okay, I'm texting more than we text. Yeah, we texted me today. He's one of your guys They're up to something

Maybe all the new guys arrived this week first team meeting today Be legendary wait flame is this playing she's wearing a USC basketball shirt. Yeah, where'd you get that? I'm the guy maybe Boy, that's why you I pulled up. He's the uic plug Yep, this Bos shirt. Yeah, where'd you get that? I'm the guy. KB. Yeah. Wait, that's my guy. He's the USC plug. You got the plug? Yep. Does Bosco know? Kyle Bosco.

Good things going on in the recruiting portal. You brought this up to him. That's my new team. He brought it up to you. Wow. Oh, he's young. Wow. Ish.

Yeah, Ish. Wow. Good looking guy. He's young That's my sky All right, we spin the wheel cuz we got stuff to do we got dozen coming up good luck boys I do a potentially last ever dozen. Oh, yeah, we're multiple people Yeah, I hope all of you win. We're gonna win you every one of you. I'm guaranteeing a victory., you guys will win. We're gonna win. There's an off order matchups. It was a bad night for us What are the bad who you guys play riders? On that team is a Rico KFC and Kelly CD. Well, who do you play? Kirk it actually wasn't the the crazy game last night

Is it was actually normal for us that we always go in a hole? We just it was too big of all cuz we were if we got in our double we would have been down one point with two Rounds left. We just fucked up our double. I mean we only lost 12 to 9 we were right But you were down like we were down 82, but that's how we always start we always know minus 6 not 6 but like It's always like MLB celebrity mashup, and those are our two worst. So we're always like 3-1, 4-0. So we gotta just, we gotta start faster. That stat about Dave with ZD was sort of rubbing everyone's nose in it, wasn't it?

Or, I mean, you called it out. Oh yeah, I think that was the first time Dave actually, like an alternate history of it, like, crossed his mind where I was like well yeah details tickets he's like what what do you mean I'm Jeff like ZD has never won a match before Dave showed up yeah he just didn't even think about it yeah it's throwing that grenade in there well it's fun it is that's the thing about it's fun for John that everyone thinks rigged

Yeah, all the all the everybody has fun with it has a different angle of how it's rigged Brings the company together. We all have a blast All right, let's spin the wheel he needs to start doing like the post-match like pressers like just put him in front of pool report Oh, I would report a pool report be like hey Jeff. Do you think these two questions were even the last two? last two minutes Every play Response you just put them on yeah, we got to have to have one reporter go ask him questions been like do you think? John Kitton and Mark Bolger same level

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman we think that's even there he is She's getting dialed in oh touches on we're reading that we're reading our questions tonight, too We're Stephen we're gonna read Stephen has sometimes he said what happens in a very in a very funny moment that doesn't doesn't bode well for our team He said whenever there's two parts of a question he gets three three I'm with you on that Jay. I'm with you Use the ages and the touchdown pass number. Yeah, because then it becomes a logic thing Yeah, then it's like a problem solving and deducing a question is but what we're gonna do today is ron we were seem I were talking about no no talking for

the first 10 seconds everyone just read and just say we do we what we do is we jump on the question and then we go down a bad hole so we're gonna be we're gonna be locked in yeah we have to we have to talk we have to think but sometimes I feel like Jeff's writing the questions like the racist voting questions that they used to have in the south Yeah, he's like how many bubbles in a bar? Yeah Well, no, Jeff did have a stat Steven is I think the far the largest fall off from At home, but I can't talk cuz I sucked ass It's not like Steven would never cheat It's him reading questions under the gun where it's like on a computer screen

It's right in front of you, and then that's when it's like you're kind of I did ask for a little grace because when they yes yesterday especially when they read the quest Jeff would read the question and Then when he finished it would populate on the TV screen. I need that to be like in sync. Yeah We'll be fine. It'll be fine All right Where's he live now? Oh, he just moved back to Austin. Oh really? Says right there on his computer a lot Austin Texas a lot on his computer. Holy shit. Oh my god, one two, three, four five six Is that guitar say Austin got to

Milburn delis in New Jersey. No, that's so many Austin's. Well, I'd say there's too many Millburn Maybe he loves Dave's Jeff where do you live wait is it Why is he calling him? It's really confusing now. Is that Che on the phone? Why are they muttering? What were you doing Che? I wanted to ask a trivia question. How many times has he moved in his life? How many times do you guys think? Did you call to ask him that?

I did. You wanted to know first. I'd say he's about six times. Just got a First I Say he's about six times say seven Nine like moving cities or homes homes Way more an etiquette is to Texas to State College To New York for the same Cuz in New York it's not rare to move once a year. I don't think he knew how he stayed in the same part of digits because in New York. It's not rare to move once a year I don't think he knew how he stayed in the same one really

You guys know you too. That's right That's a crazy thing to say he dropped the text Jeff a lot Yeah, you drop that he was like the first ever producer of anus is that mean Frank's his voice is on his wedding song Yeah, we come as a package to you. Yeah, you got to make sure Frank in that wedding. Oh, yeah, that's my plus one. He's ready to go Frank's gonna have a good game today. He's not playing. Yeah. Yes There's listen he's gonna retire after the game. He's playing I guess he retires if we lose I believe All right, the number of moves is shocking. I have the answer This kid just can't be shocking. It's shocked 100

21 that is 21 Let's spin that wheel He gave it to you that fast yes, so he's just yes Take me forever to count all those up. He just had it on the top of his mind, huh? Good luck, boys. All right, we'll see you for tomorrow. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and stay for a while It's the Yak!

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