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Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Robak.com, promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Robak.com, promo code Yak. R off your first purchase cues ifs polos hoodies joggers shorts row back comm promo code yak ron is still here
Starting point is 00:00:48 Thank you guys so fucking much for having me also little programming notes, so we were planning on taping pre taping a plinko day for next Friday We had some scheduling moved around so tomorrow is gonna be a live plinko day And it's gonna be 4 live Plinko Day. And it's gonna be 4th of July themed, because that was the plan. Yeah, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:10 So. And the costume budget was high. Yeah, we're the first to wish anyone happy 4th of July. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, so Plinko Day tomorrow, and then next week we're gonna have shows Monday through Thursday,
Starting point is 00:01:20 and then we're gonna take off for a week, so we won't have a show Friday, and we're gonna be gone for a week for July 4th. Yep. That's the programming note. And we're moving for the dozen which is now at three o'clock, right? Yeah, I don't know if you were supposed to say that.
Starting point is 00:01:33 They haven't announced it? No, well it's live to tape so it's gonna run, it's gonna air at the same time. Oh, I apologize. Yeah, Jeff won't care. Jeff probably won't care at all. Yeah, Jeff's on that. My bad.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Live to tape. Live to tape. I thought it was live to live. No, I think it's live to tape. But this is live to tape what we're doing right now. So we can just cut this. That's true. We did it was live to live. No, I think it's like but this is live to tape What we're doing right now, so that's true. We did a couple hours ago. Yeah, just cut this When we post it later this affect the live taping of Kate and friends that's up on YouTube now on Viva La Stool. Oh No, no, I don't think so No, why would that why would that affect that dumb bitch? I guess it's still up there then
Starting point is 00:02:13 Gotta boost Danny sex appeal I know Cuz it's there also doesn't help that we were recording during the middle of the unnamed show Tends to hurt views a little And now poor mostly sports didn't have a pre show for them this morning I know I don't know. I hope you guys we still haven't done our show. We've been waiting wait. Oh shit. Sorry No, I enjoy I enjoy the morning show we're all swept up in the madness of the industry So true Are we not fucking movie star? Yeah. So true. Pretty much modern.
Starting point is 00:02:47 We're the modern-day movie stars. Yeah, yeah. Like the modern-day cast of Beverly Hills, 90210. Or like modern-day movie stars. Look at us. Do you think more people know about you, KB, than knew about... I'm trying to think. Trying to think of someone I don't know well no like I Obviously not but like there's obviously way more eyeballs now like whoever the shortstop was on the mental. Yeah
Starting point is 00:03:14 Well, I'm just thinking of like old ballplayers Mickey. I'll take Mickey Mantle Josh Gibson, maybe yeah Josh Gibson isn't he like the... the Jackie Robinson? Like Wally Backman. Someone way back. Yeah, I don't know him. So yeah, KB's been there.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Oh no, I was kidding. What? I was messing around. Oh shit. I mean, you are a modern day movie star. Yeah. Uh, Danny. Hey.
Starting point is 00:03:41 What happened last night? Took some notes. Okay. Last night was a movie. So, Beach House, I... Did you guys see the kids? Yeah. Danny hey What happened last night? Took some notes, okay Beach house I did you guys see the canic video? It's all seven which one is he yeah the yeah You're right. There's three, but the the one where he was sucking every last bit of that bone I don't think I've ever seen anyone do that to the level that he was doing that like a dog Maybe there was nothing left a human. I've never seen at a table do that
Starting point is 00:04:09 I was I was I was I made a misstep when I was like Katie you need to stir the pot I think Katie's gonna be just fine. Yeah Dude, I think he's gonna be alright. He's this is at a nice restaurant He was doing this for a good 30 seconds Maybe even longer before I started recording and no one is even looking at our drink is untouched oyster shells and ribs What is he doing? Yeah, like the full wash of the face Right back to it.
Starting point is 00:04:45 He's got a great calamari video, too. He's like digging, like with both fingers. He's like digging for the perfect... And he's totally fine this morning. Totally fine. I saw a drag your clit across my face quote. Yeah, what was that? What?
Starting point is 00:04:59 We have a lot to get into. What was that? Some might call this the combo. Oh, no. Oh, God. Well, I'm trying to get... Did that one get yelled at? I wasn't there for that one, might call this the combo. Oh no. Oh god, well I'm trying to get out. Did that one get yelled at? I wasn't there for that one, but I would assume so. Yeah, because I saw it when I woke up and I was like, this probably shouldn't be...
Starting point is 00:05:13 You guys are coworkers. But isn't that what the show's supposed to be? Yeah, but they're not on the show yet. Oh, that's why, okay. There's been, yeah, it's a... Is this a trial run for the group? It's going to be pretty important to separate church and states, correct? No touching of others in the office, but how some people had to be reminded of that what?
Starting point is 00:05:32 How how in the office? This is a restaurant What was happening I'll say it fucking legend, yeah I'll say it fucking legendary. Yeah Listen okay, just an animal some people are in the art animal Some people might have thought of this as the calm before the storm This was the storm before the hurricane if anything we have a problem, and it is with the chill guy The chill guy. So... Yeah, he ain't chill.
Starting point is 00:06:03 There he is. There he is. Chill? Listen, I'm not trying to out anyone, embarrass anyone. I think Cated kind of acts like this when he's not drunk. Oh, I agree. Right?
Starting point is 00:06:14 So people just haven't seen him not drunk. Yeah, he's like a big, dumb Labrador. And I mean that in the nicest way possible because I've said this before. Like, when I see videos of him out, like in Wrigleyville, I laugh every time. He's the complete opposite of Nicky Smokes. When you see a Nicky Smokes video out,
Starting point is 00:06:30 you're like, this guy is a douchebag, I hope he gets hit by a car. When you see Kadek, you're like, I wanna be friends with him. Let's get into it a little then. So Kadek made his Beach House video saying he's just gonna chill, drink, be good vibes, and everyone immediately painted this image of him as an uncle buck
Starting point is 00:06:46 But no, he's Don Vito. Okay, wait Don Vito did some things not yeah things. Yeah Pick your poison Don Vito without going to any mall. Yes, right Okay Well a little sloppier than an uncle buck a little more R-rated than an uncle buck his PR took a worse turn than Katherine Heigl's before we go any further This is not because he was too drunk because as he insisted several times. He was not drunk Oh, he's that guy what happened to Katherine Heigl remember when she remember after knocked up everyone started rumor that she's like a nightmare
Starting point is 00:07:28 What movie was that that she was in though? 27 dresses who was the really low grossing Zizek's Road Are you answering these questions? Told me about it. Yeah, maybe he's Katherine. I made it. They made $28 in the box It grossed bunch of crunch Yeah, but that's everybody go watch it zis ex it's an exit in California. Yeah. Yeah Anyways anyway, sorry Danny. You're good Apology denied before we go any further
Starting point is 00:07:59 This I'm sorry, but some of the questionable behavior started even before his eight espresso martinis kicked in eight Ordering each two at a time eight eight or maybe more to be honest Eight shots of espresso is fucking insane insane and wait Eight martinis whatever there were already there were beers, too He wasn't drinking any beers ten Ten. Ten espresso martinis. And my bad Michael. He did the usual, you know, threw in about eight to ten Lucy's at once at the nice Italian restaurant we were at. Filmed a video of him where he looked like he was a Sasquatch feasting on a sheep. Note this is not for the cameras. He was doing
Starting point is 00:08:41 this for a good minute beforehand. I would say best way to describe his energy in this nice Italian restaurant was like a 2 a.m. Waffle house, okay? Okay going so Fucking Dante we here we go Dante Week decides to take everyone to Richards for those who don't know Richards is the place right next to where we're eating It's like an old Chicago establishment you can smoke cigarettes on there And it turns out not the best place for people who work in social media because they prohibit any pictures being taken Some of us had to be told more than once but we walk in to Richards and they see the cigarettes and immediately
Starting point is 00:09:22 Kadek who in here has got a cigarette for me? Can't be having that. Walking into his strip club asking if anyone has singles, basically. Who's got a titty I could put in there? If I had left before the other videos posted took place. But the one that got deleted? Yes, and the pants down. But turns out out even if I was there for him taking his pants down
Starting point is 00:09:48 So I'm walking to the bathroom. I would be just as confused to put it this way Nikki smokes requested a serious conversation with me this morning alone. He's Nikki Conrad because he Was worried about some of Kadek's potential future actions. Why is he worried about Kadek? Oh no. Nikki has to worry about himself. Yeah. Nikki doesn't worry about himself enough.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Well what flavor of worry? Is it like I'm worried he's going to upstage me or I'm worried for his health? No, neither. He's a wild card. That's what he's worried about? Well the video that got deleted, I mean I I don't mind saying it, because it was posted. He was, in a way, complementing a female co-worker's private parts, and it wasn't in the attic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:32 He was what? Oh, no. He, uh, I'm going to try to remember it. It was... Don't show my sister why you said this. Something... Ella Griff was getting... I think it was kind of joking, and then she was like, I'm I'm angry and then Kadex said that makes me even hornier. Oh My god, he said something back and he said I want your clit right now or something like that
Starting point is 00:10:57 Tickle my tongue with your tickle my tongue with your clit is the yeah phrase he used. Yeah, we deleted very romantic Yeah, yeah That was smokes his line the phrase he used. Yeah. I mean, we believe it. Very romantic. Yeah. Yeah, extremely romantic. That was Smokes' line? No, that was Catech's. Yeah, but Smokes wrote that line, and that's why he took that line. Smokes is mad at you.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Yeah, it's his line. Not Danny Smokes. What was Nicky Smokes upset about or worried about? I think it was pretty justified. More so like, does Catech know what he can and can't do on camera necessarily? It seems like he's a, was a big fish in a small pond who's now in the ocean. Okay, so this is, so I think I know what's going on a little bit because I know some of the backstory here.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I think Smokes got yelled at for something else. Now Smokes is basically being the sibling who's like, why is he allowed to do it and I'm not. Right. Or he's being the sibling and is like, hey, we should maybe stop him from making the mistake that I made. Yeah, but there are different rules for different people.
Starting point is 00:11:53 The whole point of the show is to make those mistakes. Yeah, true. How about like, was it reciprocated or consensual? Was Ella like, oh yeah, that turns me off too. I guess put it this way, say none of us work for bar soul There's no cameras around none of this is happening if I hear a guy like scream at a girl
Starting point is 00:12:10 Like I want my tongue across your clip. I'm like, whoa. Okay, maybe take it easy. Yeah. Yeah, that's an insane thing to say Pretty much always unless you're in the throes of passion Dating and that's just how they you dirty talk in front of everyone. So I think that's where Nicky Smokes is coming from. Reserved for the throes of passion. It has to be throes of passion. You have to know every inch of that person's body. But what we saw there with Kadek throwing his head back in like the anxiety of like what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:12:39 I feel like that's gonna be the refrain of this show. If everything's going out live for four straight weeks and you could just watch it on social media everybody's gonna be like what the fuck did I just do so it's like is Kada gonna be like that next time or is he gonna be like a not himself version of himself or should you actually take their phones and just have someone out for it for the whole time for the weekends I love Ireland their phones because like because what you're describing right now is correct They do something they have instant feedback and then they correct their behavior. Yeah, we don't need
Starting point is 00:13:12 You don't want any corrective behavior. Yeah, that's why when you do it live You don't necessarily get to like pick the climax is and like what the quote right? What's that Brandon? So we're deleting the the clips, but we're also saying we want all of that all weekend I think that that's exactly what you got it. I think that clip actually Doesn't get deleted if it happens in the shore Yeah, what was what was that? Nikki was trying to explain her last night. It was a Dante It was like a team get together for the for everybody that was doing it. was clips about the dinner. They like got there. They didn't have a reservation
Starting point is 00:13:48 You can only get taught like six tops, but they had a 14 top, but they still got the reservation eventually is that right? Yeah, obviously I'm the first to get there and a couple others What time is it Danny? 929 all right. It's 929 Dante said we have a reservation at La Scarola for 16 people at 930. Me, Danny, Annika, Jackie. Little beach house get together before we get shipped out into the bullshit. And here he is now. Little double date.
Starting point is 00:14:17 And we don't have a reservation. We don't have a reservation. Was Eddie there? Yeah. Love that. Eddie, Glennie. And a reservation. Was Eddie there? Yeah. Love that. Eddie, Glennie. And he says to invite more people. Listen, I've never heard of someone having a reservation
Starting point is 00:14:29 for so much as nine people here. And he's like, 16. This guy says, invite whoever from the office. Isn't that crazy? Invite whoever from the office. 16 is one of those reservations that you feel uncomfortable making. I walk in there, and I'm like, we walk to the back thinking,
Starting point is 00:14:44 if we're going to have a reservation for 16, it has we walk to the back thinking like if we're gonna have a Reservation for 16 it has to be in the back room. Yeah, yeah completely full you reserve a room for 60, right? Anything over eight and you're like, I don't really want to call this in six 16 plus invite whoever else is what he said so go in the back room nothing there and then go up to the hostess Can we help you? I'm like, yeah reservation reservation for Dante she goes Dante who I'm like fuck I don't even know if I know his last I said the Don I think it's Deanna, and she was like no We have nothing here and like was kind of like I think we would know about this then Dante comes
Starting point is 00:15:18 I guess like the owner wasn't there made a call push some tables together that that is that ended up being nothing but That's Don like move. Yeah, it was a Don like I'll push some tables together nice that is that ended up being nothing but That's Don like move. Yeah, it was a Don like move some tables together I didn't love his initial reaction because it showed that like it was more like oh, I thought we would be fine Oh, I didn't actually make a reservation regardless being that picky It's far for other people Jackie was an angel Anika Nikki continue to practice their budgeting
Starting point is 00:15:47 by splitting Uber's home. Oh! That's very nice. Nice. That's very responsible. Physically very responsible, yeah. Good for them, good for them. How do we know you're a reliable narrator
Starting point is 00:15:56 about Jackie being an angel? I agree, I was gonna ask that question too. That could be biased. That could be biased. Oh wow. Oh, nevermind. A little pre-dinner in the sparks. Oh no, but the funny smokes Well now first I'm seeing this Wow
Starting point is 00:16:13 She loves me she loves me not I Mean if the dog he is the babysitter was her dad We know what Dante wants not gets. Yeah, true. He's the don. Hopefully he wants a punch in the face. This had to have been really eye-opening for Tommy. I think that's in the right order. No.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Yes, that is. Yeah, that is. In the correct order. Maybe you should switch. Mary, Tommy, Smokes? No. A lot of writings for Kill all through Mary fuck kill yeah Yeah, it's fuck Tommy smokes. Yeah
Starting point is 00:16:50 I'm marrying Danny out of that group, and I'm definitely definitely killing Nicky smoke Fucking you're fucking I'm pretty sure you're killing killing. Oh my god. I'm killing Tommy like slowly It's really easy he wouldn't he wouldn't be able to die slow Oh my god killing Tommy like slowly He wouldn't he wouldn't be able to die slow Tommy would be the first person to drown from waterboarding I would I would say like all right kill Tommy and like that would shock him enough to drop Like Tommy the torture hasn't even started and he's gone long dead You just put him in a chair in a dark room he died done Wait, so okay, can you come in here explain this pants off?
Starting point is 00:17:35 There's no way There's I mean, there's no logical explanation. What was his martini count his damn near seemed Ten espresso martinis and that wasn't it. I think he had beers after he was completely fine early this morning. He was in here just totally Mike Mike Flintstone, what's up big Mike? What's uh? so So what what I want to say something first, okay go ahead
Starting point is 00:18:06 If it's about I didn't have a question My question was just wacky Sent a longer video of me and Ella's interaction. She was throwing shots at me Got me riled up and I said some things that I probably shouldn't have said But then again, like I'm used to not having a camera on me at all times, and you can ask my friends that I've partied with before, like, I say that cause I was just talking to you.
Starting point is 00:18:32 That's not the first time. That was the first time. I don't know. That's who I am. I don't know if this is the best defense. Well, I wasn't trying to defend my, yeah, I say stuff. No, but you started being, let me say something. I actually say that all the time about the clip
Starting point is 00:18:45 Yeah, the camera was the camera. Yeah, yeah Are you hearing us say it back to you? Yeah, it's it's bad But like clit is like a common thing Were you angry or horny or both all the above I Don't know something not drunk. Oh, I was hammered But yeah, I mean it was a great night. Did you get a talking to today? No, I didn't even know that happened I'd be crazy. I respect Nikki for for looking out for me though. Yeah, me and Nikki are pretty close. So Clint is a funny word that like we can say dick all we want boys and girls
Starting point is 00:19:23 I feel I can say dick but like I says Clinton is kind of I'm stuck on like the tongue tickling Yeah, that's the first that's the first that that phrase has come out the way it did If you yelled at Tommy smokes tickle my tongue with your dick. I still think we're asking questions Are you getting angry is making me hornier is like a sex pest Hulk Something comes over me I just say so what was the pants on I Honestly, don't remember pulling my pants down. Okay, but I just another thing I do when I'm drunk is I just take off all my clothes. Okay. I got bars like I mean I don't know what it is it's something just. That's just boys. Yeah. So you're not in are you in the cinematic universe of the summer house right now or that's just
Starting point is 00:20:18 that's how you would act. That's how I am all the time. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah but I think it's um like you go to a bar you're not expecting to see a 320 pound man with a shirt off right? I think it's just really cool and inviting Pop your top in this place. You're not supposed to be popping your job there. There's something nice about it Alright, so I got an important question for you then so yeah It is really cool to see that but if you walk into a bar There's another 320 pound man with his shirt off Are you keeping your shirt on because like we're covered No, I'm taking my shirt
Starting point is 00:20:51 Well, I'm gonna check him up and down see what kind of like his body composition Right if I could tell you know if he was just like a bad-looking 320 or maybe he has some athletic background So I'll get that you know, but then um yeah shirts coming off for sure yeah Yeah, yeah dominance kind of I love it. You make me laugh. Yeah, it's just I don't know it's I've always It's I've always said that yeah, I've that's you yeah Okay Yeah, it's just I was just ordering like oh that's from last night some martinis by the two and just I Don't know yeah, it's just it was that's from last night some martinis by the two and just I don't know yeah it just was going down easy last night I think the show started
Starting point is 00:21:30 yeah yeah yeah the show is now started yeah I think the raw I think the best part of night Danny I don't think you were at clover but I think that was the best part of the night when we were all sitting down at the bar you know late night I think that was the best conversations. But tongue-tickling? That was when you said, I'm so horny? Yeah. Did you bond with anybody? Did you make a stronger connection with anybody?
Starting point is 00:21:54 Me and Glennie, it sucks that he's not here, but we hit it off really well. That adds up. Me and Jackie got along well. Was this your first experience with Dante or no? Ow, like yeah. I've seen him in the office a couple times, but we haven't really had a conversation. How did he do with his babysitting role?
Starting point is 00:22:13 He did pretty good. Being naughty babysitter? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. I don't know, I remember many interactions with him last night. I just know he was a good dude. We gotta do that every time Dante comes back from the shore house Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:29 You think it's a wild move to take a test someone for a chug of their martini a Chug of my martini. Well, that's how the phrased it Who said that it was a sip but oh ended up being a chug did I take a sip of yours no? Glenny's yes, Glenny's like yoke I get a sip of this martini Yeah, that was a small sip though. I just want to try I've never had a martini It's just his his big hands around this espresso Yeah, but okay, I guess but Dirty martini.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Got it. Sorry, sorry for the... Yeah, that would be funny if you keep pounding espresso martinis like I've never had a martini in my life. Lenny has definitely never been asked that question before and then Kadek just comes and puts his... Well, because a martini is not a lot of sips. It's not chuggable or it's like a lot of vodka or it's like pretty vodka forward. Yeah, right
Starting point is 00:23:25 I don't know if you glennies was you know what it tastes like without even tasting it. Yeah, I don't know It wasn't that good. I'm not a big fan So I only had nine more pulse after ten. I was actually wired We need to get a yeah, I was ordering on you or something Sort of smoking what about what about the the bone? So I asked Nikki to cut me off a slab and just let me know on it Yeah, no, it's perfect. Yes. I don't know the food was unbelievable. Yeah, you need to get every last piece I'm on wait. So how did the night end? No way. It was by the book. No, we went to what was the second place?
Starting point is 00:24:03 What no can't me rebel and rise I didn't I from what I? Way, it was by the book. No. We went to what was the second place went no that me Rebel and rise I didn't I from what I Just part parted ways pretty much well except from what I heard you were begging people to stay Yeah, I was having such a good time was part of the caffeine. Oh Had to go back home and like take care of my new puppy and I was just like bouncing off the walls How is that puppy doing really good good? That's really good to hear has he delivered? No, what yeah, it's it's unbelievable. You got to get a puppy to get pussy. No I've been wanting a puppy for a while. Are you gonna?
Starting point is 00:24:43 What the pickup lines haven't been working? Yeah Clearly tongue-tickle your clue. Yeah wearing jewelry at Wrigley. Yeah big cat sniped me. I Just looked back. I was down with the moral look back He was he was one section over a row behind and he was on a date and he just was holding his wrist out And she was putting on all of his all of her bracelets on his In the middle of a day game Wrist out and she was putting on all of his all of her bracelets on his Yeah, yeah poor blue that did that make you angry what was going on in Bloomington I'm going back to this weekend for a golf outing. Did you don't be humble. Did you run shit? Yeah Just this past year don't be humble my first five years of no mission but the past year You ran shit. Yeah, there was no
Starting point is 00:25:32 Yeah, no arguing. No what you were gonna do I loved your explanation. I think it was on the stretch Or maybe a dog walk of like how much you loved Early kickoffs. Yeah. Cause you would just, it just meant you could just get fucked up. Yeah, cause my parents brought the RV up and like we would always have a lot of people with us
Starting point is 00:25:51 and like four o'clock man, you have all your boys. We're like, we win a game. All your, your old linemen are like, hey, we're going up to Kadex RV, man. He's got coolers full of beers. We're going to sit there and then we usually have table service at a bar that night and it was like the perfect day ever. That's awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:09 That's what the summer's gonna be like basically. Every fucking day. Yeah. And I can't wait. Would you like to amend your video in any way? Just asking, not saying you should. Which one? Your video about Beach House. Oh. The Clit one? Uh oh. No, I think I mean Rhone Rhone was you know saying I need to you know create drama like stir stuff. I read that I will
Starting point is 00:26:32 No, I read that back. No, I need that Coachable I can't he saw no, but he saw you last night. I was like, I think it would be just fine. Okay I'll be all right. I'm just gonna I don't think you need to add a sauce to that After last night, you're gonna change anything. No, okay. I think you being unap't think you need to add sauce to that after last night. You're gonna change anything no, okay? I think you being unapologetically you will be fantastic. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna. Do yeah, I'm just but Yeah, that's good. I can't say things you know to me and Ella We're really really close and we riff off each other really well And she was throwing jabs at me and saying out of pocket out of pocket shit like what um
Starting point is 00:27:05 Honestly, she was saying something weird. Oh god. I cannot know I I'm gonna stop Well like give us one example like like Katie, please stop talking about my clit. Mm-hmm. I'm begging Way out of pocket she's checking around you say no there's um, why can't you? Come on give us no, it's bad. Just make it PC There were god No, I can't there was talks of like bets Being made like if you do the like if KDIC I think smoke said something like
Starting point is 00:27:43 If you do the, like, if Kadek, I think, oh god, I think Smoke said something like, Mike, if you even, like, are able to get a kiss from Ella, I'll give you 10 bands. But that's the, that's the, like, the version. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Some deep fucked up shit. I better never get fired.
Starting point is 00:28:01 I better have a life. God damn. Never get fired Four months into the job really oh Man yeah, I got a I got a I got a lock in But then again, I just got a I don't know I'm trying to keep doing me and that means scary for some people. I mean, yeah after your fucking make me laugh Don't change anything just Be aware. There's cameras. Yes. Yes, and I thank you and Nikki for you know looking out You can't come on a show on here and be like, oh, I can't say that. Yeah when it was felt I don't say that shit off camera. Yeah, yeah, which I did for six years at, Indiana
Starting point is 00:28:51 Sorry sorry, but yeah, but now I Gotta worry about what's out there. Yeah, right? All right. We're gonna. I'm gonna talk to Dave We're gonna get I think you guys gotta have no phones at this shore house. I'm cool with that I like going out with no phone. Yeah, yeah, right and just cuz that way you don't get the feedback loop. Yeah, that's cool Yeah, well who like said delete that video. I don't know who's like in charge. Well. I actually asked Annika delete it Oh, cuz I just I woke up this morning last night. I was hammering. I was like all that shit's hilarious But I woke up this morning. I was like oh my god like if My parents my mom my poor mom so back to my original question sorry tight Is that feeling not make you want to change anything no?
Starting point is 00:29:33 You just feel bad very comfortable Next morning go fuck I love it Love drinking yeah, love it. Yeah. All right. All right. Thanks guys All right, so the guy we were worried about being too reserved might be our biggest liability. He's gonna be a star He's he's an all-time biggest liability. We got he's a he's a vibes guy and he like I know when you saw that video Rowan, you're like, oh you got to stir it up Like there's he should be nothing but a vibes guy. And sometimes it might get dark.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I think my definition of vibes guy is just twisted then. Yeah, I know what you were going for. You're like, oh, you're going to be like, oh, not getting in the mix. Yeah, or just he said if there's drama, I'm going over here. But it seems like he's going to be in the eye of the storm. Or starting it. But the implication of vibes guy is always that they're good vibes.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Well sometimes they might be horny vibes. Right. Yeah. Horny violent vibes. Like little minx vibes. Like, I don't know how to explain it, but it's got like troublemaker vibes. He's the center of everything.
Starting point is 00:30:37 What was your takeaway of that, Kate? Yeah, Kate. I'd like to hear. I know that in my 20s I'd be like, this guy fucking rules. I know it. I know it. So I have no comment. He's perfect for this, though, because if you had to say,
Starting point is 00:30:52 what is the defining quality of Kadek from everything we've seen last night and just in general, it's like his decision making is very poor. That's great. That's good for the show. Yeah, that's great. Clit is one of the first sexual words that just stops the conversation.
Starting point is 00:31:09 It definitely does. If it comes out, it's a conversation. I'm already stopped at tongue tickling. And then you hit clit. Yeah. What about you getting angry? He's making me horny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:20 No, even hornier. He must be forget. He's only been saying that for six years it worked in Bloomington That's what I was trying to say about like big man on campus big fish smoke Yeah Like he doesn't I don't know if he knows what's bad So how do you see your role going forward? Are you gonna be able to be okay around this stuff? You're gonna yeah Yeah, Danny smokes might not even be able to break out because Katie is in the way
Starting point is 00:31:53 Of the Danny smokes vibe. Well, then if anything Katie might break out the Danimal Oh Danny smokes Wow back I Think I think Danny's gonna go on this being like I'm gonna be a little removed and then knowing Danny He's just it's gonna be a fuck fiesta for him. He's coming back with 2 p.m. Yeah, right So it's just like he's not gonna help he's like I'm just here to watch everything and then by night two he's gonna be sucking and fucking sucking Like do you think there needs to be some a character that's like Like do you think there needs to be a character that's like Like someone who's like you you cannot say that well, that's Dante
Starting point is 00:32:35 Which is the funniest part? He's the babysitter like you see is he like It makes all the difference that like we were in a nice restaurant versus the house though. That's yeah Yeah, I don't know even if he was eating a bone like that in the house to be like what is wrong with you? Interesting new world to be dipping the toe into I love reality TV though. I fucking love love it We've always we've always dreamed run of doing a Bravo show and now it's just coming to us Yeah, Reese's judice is coming soon. Yeah to the office. Yeah. No, but if she wants to come So that answers the question a higher up didn't delete that video. No, but if she wants to come, please do. So that answers the question, a higher up didn't delete that video.
Starting point is 00:33:07 No. Katie deleted that video. Yes. So we don't have to worry. Which suggests he was not happy with his own behavior. Right. And sat down in front of the microphone here and said, I'm very happy with my behavior.
Starting point is 00:33:20 He slept on it, I'm not. I lied. That's what I'm confused by. That's good, I guess I'm glad that he's not going to be different than how he is. From an entertainer. Because you also need, for a good balance, you can't have everyone be a Nicky Smokes like pussy, pussy, pussy. You need a guy who's like... Danny's a great flavor. Tommy, I'm sure, will be an interesting flavor. I want to know everybody's perspective. I don't want to know what Ella thought
Starting point is 00:33:46 I'd say she's right up there with him for unhinged. Yeah. Oh really yeah Interesting. I don't know maybe toe the line if you will those girlies are crazy. Yeah, everyone's like oh, this is people are focusing Oh, this is gonna be weird like your co-workers so far after last night the weirdest thing is probably the age difference, the difference in like personalities almost, which is something I didn't think. Like that's a 24 year old for you right there. What happens, the repercussions will reverberate
Starting point is 00:34:14 for a couple years afterwards. I mean not, yeah. Or until the next one. Until the next one. Until the next one. Until the next one. Like will producers, there's producers that go into the show. I believe so.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Producers fuck too. Trust me. Yeah, what if that's a... Trust me. Oh yeah. You know who, you know who didn't fuck last night? Who? Well, I guess it was here.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I got a bonus. Did you go straight up missionary? I got a bone in my face. Oh no. I drank an entire bottle of wine and I stuck it in her butt. And we woke up this morning and nothing happened.
Starting point is 00:34:58 He's selling snake oil. There's the baby. What the hell Steve? He's selling snake oil. Damn it Steve. Oh I mean her one glass 24 hours. She drinks the wine. Oh Who fucks who? Yeah, oh Yeah
Starting point is 00:35:20 You really did fuck I was I was texting with Titus last night. You fucked him so bad, because the minute the baby comes, we're all just going to be like, well, I should have recorded my wife's face when I told her what happened. So yeah, so there's this thing looming over the yak, where when we have the baby, someone might call you and be like, congrats on the wine and the taking from behind. A baby is always a product of fucking, but now it just. Yeah, now it's weird. weird yeah it's weird now yeah the widow and now you having a
Starting point is 00:35:49 baby like not even close to the weirdest part is you tweeting out a Minecraft game I got a minor yeah yeah that's not even close to the weird that it's how this is gonna give us a really vague Minecraft gift when the baby comes to tell us what sex it is really good You have to decipher for your girl based on the holy shit. Yeah, minecraft gift. Yeah, if gift So you don't know you don't know we don't know no wow we do not know We find out in real time. What about like the artwork of the like room or like the wall?
Starting point is 00:36:23 We want a tasteful Winnie the Pooh themed timeless nice Everybody likes when I don't know the lore like I thought I did Like we told the family and friends like yeah We just went Winnie the Pooh and then the baby shower gifts started coming in and they're like these people must fucking love Winnie the Pooh And so we're just getting like all sorts of Winnie the Pooh stuff I don't know what it all means tert The tertiary character. This baby better come out a bear. Yeah. I don't know all the lore, but we're pooed out.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Is that the owl? Christopher Robin. Christopher, I was trying to do poo. I don't know, I've never done poo voice out loud. He has a distinct voice. Oh bother. Yeah, it's like this wispy voice the worst a man can look is when he's winning the pooing as well shirt nothing under on the bottom sure
Starting point is 00:37:11 belly no that's the sass so he does he doesn't pop his top off ever that's sass getting into that's true have you ever seen his nipples no he doesn't he said he doesn't get naked at his own home. He won't be seen in his own mirror by himself naked It'd be awesome if you had like the Kevin Durant business What would sass tattoos be Not bad. Not bad at all. I mean he really did that. Popping your shirt in public in New York. Yeah. I don't know what went so wrong.
Starting point is 00:37:52 That he won't pop top anymore. I fucking get it though. He told a story on Today Son of a Boy Dad about a fucking little kid just like walking into his apartment. And he like took the kid and put the kid out in the hallway and was like hang on just a second. that about a fucking a little kid just like walking into his apartment and he like took the kid and put the kid out in the hallway and was like hang on just a second because he didn't want the kid to be seen inside his dirty ass apartment he was embarrassed of his messy apartment. Where did the kid come from? He didn't know he said a little kid with like a diaper on just walked in and like
Starting point is 00:38:20 he looked up from the hallway and they were like locking all the doors from the outside like from the inside like locking someone out and he like took them and put them outside Like I guess got dressed or whatever got put himself together and went back outside and the kid was just gone Well, he took the kid he maneuvered the child. They put the kid outside. He set the kid out on this front stoop Really bizarre that's crazy. He just kind of came into his apartment. What did Really bizarre. That's crazy. Kid just came into his apartment. What did he say to him? He can't talk to kids.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Yeah, he has no vocabulary. He just talks to the kids. I don't even, yeah, I can't even imagine that. I can't picture. Hey. Yeah, I don't. No, he wouldn't change his voice. No.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Like so. Hey, you. You hate the food in New York, too? What do want? Yeah? Yeah, would he give them anything? They just put the kid outside. It's just ushered a child outside It's truly perplexing. I don't think he handled it. Well, I think You're gonna look after the kid until the something is you know, I'd watch a reality show like Big Daddy Just as a kid. Oh, don't I give him mine given to him give him one of mine just what he could do is Has he met your kids he has not yet no Yeah, that's gotta be he doesn't seem like guy will hold a baby either
Starting point is 00:39:39 Yeah, he'll come over and just like stand in the corner put his hands behind his back and lean over them I won't hold a baby you won't know No girls love when a dude holds a baby. So like hold it. Yeah, I'll hold a bit. Well. Yeah Scary no dropping a baby scary. Yeah Yeah, thank you, baby security On that note I gotta run all right, but my god all right. Oh my god. I get it got an appointment fucking That's the doctor about the chae method and do it at the actual will
Starting point is 00:40:15 I'll float it Jay. I'll give you some feedback. Yeah, let me know what they say yeah They do recommend that you don't have sex because they think that that will, that does like move it along. I don't know about the wine and behind, but. Wine and behind. Wine was 38 weeks and after only. Once it's fully cooked.
Starting point is 00:40:36 How far is your home from the hospital? Like 15 minutes. Yeah. Should be a, So you've done the drive. This traffic man, boy this this Kennedy is that what they call it yeah the Kennedy uh-huh you don't ever go on there you don't ever go this fucking Kennedy man worst thing he's ever
Starting point is 00:40:57 doing you wouldn't believe this fucking Kennedy you have but you have carte blanche to break all the traffic laws to get there yeah yeah I got I got pulled over taking taking my wife to the hospital the first time Did you stop and I ran a red light? I mean you like stop for the cop or do you and I said I said I'm going to the hospital And he said well hospitals back that way, but I was going to a different town And then he didn't believe going to the cheaper one believe you know I came have a woman check He came and checked no way yeah, he automatically He didn't escort me to the cheaper one believe you know I came have a woman check. He came and checked no way Yeah, the automatically I said all right
Starting point is 00:41:27 He didn't escort me because he was a townie and I was going to a different town But why were you going to a different town? We were live we were living in Tupelo at the time, but we were in West Point for Thanksgiving Oh and her water broke and we had to get to the Tupelo Hospital cuz I'm not yeah. Yeah We went to the fancy one I went to the better hospital yeah yeah it's crazy didn't believe you yeah well you know walkers have a reputation in that town take it easy bro good to see you tomorrow it's not show tomorrow yeah and you guys you know what happened then you know. Alright.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Let's have good luck. Holy shit. Plan fitness. We love the plan of fitness gym in our office. I've been using it. KB is here all the time. Ella, Nicky Smoke, someone on the treadmill right now. Jeff D. Lowe.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Jeff D. Lowe, Mincy, Max, Chef Donny, PFT, all grinding, getting in shape for summer. We love the free weights, the stair climber, the treadmill, Jeff Zloh's on the treadmill. What's most used exercise over there do you think? Treadmill. Stair steppers popular too. Yeah, those both get a lot of use.
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Starting point is 00:43:06 I would say ice cream machine. Yeah, I am getting in shape that that motivates me and Kyle's disdain for my fitness and eating habits Motivate me. Yeah, and then well, here's a funny thing that says on the planet fitness ad read After that it says find your wins with New Amsterdam Vodka. Wait a second. That's interesting. You being a pro, Che? Che?
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Starting point is 00:43:49 Join today in club online or in the free P.F. app and enjoy a Mountain Dew today. Kaby, what's Kaby, what's your thinking on the Smith machine? Are you like super anti or how do you know? I'm super pro. Super pro? I think you're gonna get a... Less injuries.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Like a better, it's gonna be a smoother lift. What's the Smith Machine, the thing with the ropes? No, it's the bench press where it kind of assists you. Yeah. Oh. It's safer. Much safer. You can do it yourself.
Starting point is 00:44:22 I don't do any of the bench deadlift or squat anymore your squat yeah that was your calling card hack squat ok everything safe well what are you doing in the gym room you're in the gym he's in what I call you I was just trying to sweat out we shot a beer show last night so I just trying to sweat out the beer show I'm very excited to see. These are two of my favorite people. It was Max and Dana. They were so fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:44:48 They were unruly. But just some free weight leg exercises for the most part. Some burpees. Oh, you're burping? Yeah, like a burpee. I've transitioned from wanting to be big and muscular to wanting to survive into my 70s. That's the new goal.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Functional. Yeah. Is that what you're on? Yeah. Long-term health. Do they not go hand in hand at all? Strength is correlated, but it's not like the main goal
Starting point is 00:45:16 is to bench press a ton and get bulky. You're a mobility guy. Yeah, I got swept up in that shit, the longevity shit. Longevity is nicer, because I feel like you could just Power lift your way into like joint pain forever. I started getting injuries a lot now I don't fucking know now. I don't know anything about it Huh, but it is fun though. Give me on your shit. I'll do it longevity longevity sounds nice Doesn't it when you put it like that no then you that's all you think about
Starting point is 00:45:46 That's good though, right? It's morbid if big cat goes. We're all fucked come on. Let me get on yeah Give me all the longevity yeah make him go as long as long as long as I need yeah That's actually a great idea this train doesn't I should I should stop you should be yeah longevity I think about longevity so you worked out today. Yeah, I did and then breakfast blueberry pancakes Sounds good blueberries are healthy genuine disappointment Can I explain how many?
Starting point is 00:46:17 What's the number you'd be okay with those are frisbee sized pastries It's my son's birthday, so he asked for yes you to eat a bunch of no. Yeah Yeah, you're right he didn't ask You wanted chocolate chip pancakes we had blueberries. I like blueberries. I didn't eat the chocolate chip pancakes I actually don't I have a take that I think chocolate chip pancakes are I don't like them. I I have a take that I think chocolate chip pancakes are I don't like them. I'm a favorite. I hate them. I agree Really? Yeah, I'd like the pancakes and syrup. I love yeah Not enough perfect playing and blueberry is the best. Oh, I love blueberry okay I like chocolate better. No that weird to like chocolate more than blueberry. I listen
Starting point is 00:46:59 I'm not trying to judge you Kyle, but I wouldn't be eating chocolate for breakfast like Oreo like you are Oreo pancakes. Oh my god. That's Oreo anything. Okay. Yeah, but I wouldn't be eating chocolate for breakfast. I like Oreo like you are Oreo pancakes, that's Oreo anything. Okay. Yeah, but I didn't know Oreo was an option of paying I didn't either Mike's place in Ken, Ohio. Yeah We gotta get that Oreo pancakes in the batter or there's Oreos in or is it true fair? Pancakes with oh or is in the batter. Yeah Unbelievable With oh or is in the batter yeah, oh So unbelievable Well goddamn. Yeah, that's just dessert. That's a cake well pancakes are just dessert. Yeah, that's true pancakes are so thank yous are deconstructed They're so fucking good So fuck you know what I had this weekend for the first time pancakes with sausage crumbles in them. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:47:39 I don't know if I'd like that. Oh Yeah I don't know if I'd like that. Oh. I like to separate. It was with a good syrup. Yeah. It was very good. I'll do that. That's kind of the McGriddle. McGriddle. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Yeah, you get pancake, you put a little syrup on your sausage too, and you do it all in one bite. I might order breakfast right now. Dude, pancake sounds fantastic. I think you should order breakfast right now. I think we should all normalize eating whatever meal we want at any hour. John Rich did that. Yeah, but I'm saying you should also be able to eat dinner for breakfast.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Oh, late night drunk food for breakfast. Yeah, right. Burritos for breakfast. What's your guys' take on the proteinification of everything? Everything's protein. There's a protein. My wife brought home some protein bagels, which I guess 15 grams, that's not bad, but protein pancakes is big. Like, people are making homemade protein bagels. It's hard to believe some skeptical Yeah, I've had like some some like cinnamon rolls like there's an ingredient that has to be in there. That's
Starting point is 00:48:36 Missing just as bad as protein waffles were the first one that got me thinking like could a waffle be as healthy as they want There's protein bags of chips yeah pretty good what was that that someone in the kitchen that was awesome that John Fidelberg Oh maybe sounded like it why do you know John Fidelberg's I've been in fights. I've been in fights. I've been in fights. I've been in plenty of fights. What? Your first fight? Wait, are the protein bagels good? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:49:16 Unfortunately, I told them they were very good. Still have a lot of calories, wouldn't it? I didn't care. I feel like it probably has the same amount of protein that stuff did before, but they just slapped the word on it. Yeah, like has chocolate milk always had that much protein in it? If I ever want to go to 7-Eleven's
Starting point is 00:49:31 and grab a chocolate milk, it seems like every time by default I'm just having a protein shake. They're all stamped with like 16 grams of protein. There's no more regular chocolate milk. That's nice. It's not nice. Oh, you want less protein? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I can't have a workout drink without working out. Dante. Uh-oh. Here he comes. Baby sitter you want less protein? Yeah. I can't have a workout drink without working out. Dante. Uh-oh, here he comes. Babysitter. Somebody's not the babysitter. I forgot to mention, after I was begging us not to go in Richards, he went in, and then Irish could bide me with everyone in Richards.
Starting point is 00:49:56 So you didn't do your job as the babysitter? Me? Yeah. What are you talking about? You said you were the babysitter. How did I not do my job? I pleaded for us not to go into Richards and you Irish goodbye while I was still in there with everyone at Richards Oh, I can't what you're saying say that again
Starting point is 00:50:13 When I pleaded for you to not take everyone into Richards And then once we got in there you Irish goodbye didn't left me in there with everyone at Richards I didn't Irish goodbye left after like 20 minutes. That's did you say goodbye to people? Yeah, I said no I just say bye to you, but I said bye to everyone else Oh group was like where's Dante you were over in the corner by the slot machines you were they don't have slot machines What uh Dante so what was your takeaway as the baby's great night? Yeah great night It's gonna be a fun fun night. It's gonna be a fun fun summer It's gonna be interesting I
Starting point is 00:50:50 I'm very out of very out of place. Yeah, I know that comes as a surprise. Yeah It was very surprised by the girls Why so I? Mean Danny can attest the conversation that was flying around in my talking. Oh What kind of combo I feel like dirty dirty raunchy wait was this on camera so are they the true wild cards? Yeah, dude. I was like Like I'm not gonna let any of my family watch any of this. They were being freaky on cam?
Starting point is 00:51:28 Yeah, it was a lot of talk. What were they saying? Kadek was getting them talking about, I mean, they were talking about- Oh, so Kadek creepily led them into the conversation. No, it was Nicky and then him chiming in and they were talking about like what counts as Oh my fucking god
Starting point is 00:51:48 I learned is like fucking and there was a lot of debate on if a blowjob qualifies or not That's not too heated. Yeah, very heated and very detailed. There was two tables. I was at the other one They were having this conversation. I would hear words out of context hurt finger in the bottle Lenny got oh yeah Glenn he got it going Glenn he stirred the whole thing up That's what that's what started it so he needs to go down for a weekend just to stir pot He was a lot of fun. Did anything make you uncomfortable or more just excited? Oh, yeah, Annika like Made me feel like the biggest loser in the world She looked at me at one point and like the saddest
Starting point is 00:52:29 Like you just you know when someone looks at you, and they just think you're pathetic. Yes. It was that way It was that look and she was like so do you ever like go on dates? Oh? I was like wow that is fucking a gut punch and that she might have been like no I didn't mean it like that. I was like I know exactly how you meant it. I saw I think what she said after might have been More offensive she was like well I don't know if you went on dates or like you just like had one nightstands with hookers or something like that you're older So are you gonna have to like prove her wrong at the shore? Yeah? Oh you're flurring on that was bad How would she know if you go on dates or not? What would be like the?
Starting point is 00:53:11 She just asked cuz he's older and single I guess there was that there was an old older single people will date the most There was a great moment. I'm not gonna say who the other party was but Nikki asked me if I'd ever dip my pen in company ink How we put it and the person next to me was like Wait, you mean like do cocaine. Oh, yeah That was funny
Starting point is 00:53:44 Not about me about them Yeah. That was funny. Not about me, about them. But also could apply to you. I think it's going to be fun and interesting to watch. It's just so unruly and untamed. Just like how it's going to come out, what the conversations are going to be like, how are we going to make sure the people who are filming everybody is filming? Equally evenly getting this stuff that people want to see so do we still have no idea how that's going down Do you have any I don't know I did do you have any idea no?
Starting point is 00:54:14 Yeah, I just so it's not gonna be like produced. It's gonna be I would have it's gonna be both Okay, I assume it's gonna be live and then maybe after the fact they release like an extended cut. I heard there'll be like recap videos. I heard the whole house is camera'd though. Every room. Love that. Great.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Every room. Kadek is definitely the, like one of the funniest people I've ever been around. He has, he's like an alien. He's gonna be an alien in New Jersey. It's gonna be the funniest thing ever the one of the servers came over at the end and Apologize he was like we had to 86 the cannolis which I think everyone knows that means like they're out. Yeah And he turns around he was like you're bringing 86
Starting point is 00:55:05 I don't know if I can eat all those. And the server's just looking at him like, what? That's amazing. Yeah, I can't wait to see it. All right, well thank you, Dante. We're excited for recaps. Naughty babysitter. Naughty babysitter.
Starting point is 00:55:20 So naughty. You have not been behaving. You are a naughty babysitter. Naughty,. So naughty. You have not been behaved. You are a naughty baby. You gotta go and finish the babysitting. Gotta go and finish the babysitting. Gotta go and finish the babysitting. Gotta go and finish the babysitting. You guys go out, black out if you have to.
Starting point is 00:55:31 I'll be here. I'll be here to tuck you in. I'll stay sober, you guys get drunk. Take more, fuck, have another shot when you get home. You're safe now. Listen, I know you guys wanted a skinny dip tonight. I'll be the lifeguard. I'll watch out.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Make sure no creeps are watching. I'll keep you safe from creeps watching you. Every night, Donnie's like, skinny dip? Naughty babysitter. Nothing good will come from this. I promise. Oh my God. We've been talking about it for a while.
Starting point is 00:56:10 I'll be entertained, but for the people involved, it's going to be torturous. I'm going to be very excited for Mondays. It's just going to be very interesting to see what happens the second weekend. Because the first weekend I think we will get the pure unadulterated, it's okay, this is all content. And then the fallout. And then how are people going to adjust? Well, I'm trying to coach as many people as possible.
Starting point is 00:56:33 And I'm really saying, hey, save your legs for the second half. Yeah. You know what I mean? Save it. Have some missiles that you can launch weekend three. Yeah, because it's similar to going on a bachelor party. Everyone knows if you go to a bachelor party that first night everyone gets way too drunk because they're excited fun That's gonna happen of night one. Yeah
Starting point is 00:56:53 Okay, it's gonna be so fucked up night one. Yeah, I think they'll be fireworks week three if anything I like seeing Kelly in the mix, too Yeah, it was nice having her there and spider because they were kind of like People who put people in the place so other people like Kelly would definitely be the person be like what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, yeah, also one else. Yeah pull your pants up. What yeah, that's good Mary you know those nanny shows were like the nanny shows up halfway through the episode and like Gets the family like I feel like Kelly could be like an emergency Kelly button yeah what is everyone fucking brought in to that Dante fucks her you need help cleaning everyone should be able to lose their
Starting point is 00:57:39 phones except for chicken fry yeah you cannot take away chicken no it's her most powerful weapon you can't that would be very fucked and she'll be fine what you're gonna act different She's like she gets feedback all the time It's for people who don't get a ton of feedback that it could be crazy for We cannot take chicken fries phone Right draw the fucking line Yeah Draw the fucking line The hill you're willing to die on dude. Yeah, I'm not kid. Nah. We just can't You know what I learned today is that the black community loves Brandon
Starting point is 00:58:13 Yeah, that's a secret. Not a lot of people know Nick knows it. I know it Yeah, I have the wrong Brandon won't close with Brandon. Yeah, just I do well I don't know if you bolder black Older black women go bananas for Brandon. Older black women love me, yeah. I can see you being the talk of church. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I am.
Starting point is 00:58:32 I like them and like their Sunday best and they'll see Brandon and they are just, your size, they can't comprehend. It's the height, yeah. Yes. The white stallion. It's the height and then I think they like the gray hair. They love ya.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Yep. They use some reverent energy. Yeah, he does But you smooth talk I I do I I do get southern real quick. I get real southern All right, no switching. I think it's going back if it is code switching. It's going back to my normal default setting You're code switching now. Yes, correct. This is a code switch. I go back to West Point, Mississippi, Brandon, which does very well. Yeah, all I did was shit on Caitlin Clark yesterday. So easy. And it was just like a cheat code to get into black TikTok and get the proof.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Oh, that's how you saw it. Oh, yeah? I didn't... Yeah, no, I got here this morning and we had a mostly sports TikTok code pretty big and it was all the... It's just black TikTok and there's a lot of duets saying this guy knows what he's talking about. I just said she's a floper but now I'm going to white Tick Tock. I'm going to they hate me. Yeah, I hate you and I would take talk already hated me. So it didn't matter. I am just absolutely going to be
Starting point is 00:59:37 the biggest Caitlin Clark hater in the world. There you go. Yeah, this is ideal. Yeah, I've always I've already kind of put my flag and being the biggest angel Reese fan So if you want to be the biggest call you have you have some competition there Connor biggest Connor Griffin is the biggest angel Reese fan fair enough and does he know all for? Endorsements does he know how many state titles she won? I mean he darkened his eyebrows. You know like her Yeah, she's got a special basketball court you can visit in the park this weekend. No kidding. Well Connor better go run.
Starting point is 01:00:07 No shoot hoops there right now. I would definitely say to do that. I mean I'm on the forefront of saying that she's being used wrong. That she should be more of a Draymond type of role. As opposed to being in the low post on the low block. Just collecting rebounds, facilitating, defense connecting. Really good take. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:00:24 She's just misused. Yeah, but I feel like she would be insulted by that. The brothers are saying it too, so I just have to link arms with the right one. Yeah, I am. But yeah, that made me super happy for you Brandon. People forget I beat Dwayne Jefferson in a duck contest in 1997. You're right, I did forget that. Yeah, he played in Greece.
Starting point is 01:00:47 You attribute that to like the town you grew up in and the high percentage of black people? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, just wasn't really a thing. Did they give you any extra points for being a white boy that dunked? That is the most intoxicating feeling in the fucking world. I can't even fucking imagine. Dunking in front of, which I can't do it anymore, but dunking a basketball in front of a crowd of black people is the, as a white guy, I think it's the greatest thing a human can accomplish.
Starting point is 01:01:14 And I've had four children. Was there like a pivotal point in your childhood where you're like, oh yeah, I have them now? It was when I, but in the 11th grade I couldn't dunk, in the 12th grade I could. So that was dunking? And yeah,th grade I couldn't dunk in the 12th grade I could so that was dunking and Yeah, and then I showed up for that dunk contest, and I was freshly dunking and
Starting point is 01:01:32 Yes, you know I was just saying what you just said you were always white pop fan a white guy who can ball And like gaining the respect yeah, it's got to be incredible. Yeah Incredible which I'm sure Titus Titus is had his whole entire life Yeah, but the first dunk I had in the West Point High School gym and they rushed the oh my Yeah, that was fun He played in Greece though. Yeah, that's a great win score 26 against Michigan State It's like every now and then you see a video of Mormons crushing it Yeah, and like a in a neighborhood. That's all they have they're always wearing the whole Mormon outfit. I'm gonna go nuts
Starting point is 01:02:11 Yeah, that's that's idea. That's Jehovah. Is it? Ah mmm Mormons, I think of outfits too though. Oh, yeah Mormons have like underwear They have under special underwear special underwear, which I think just got an update or something How recently like this year? I think that got an update or something. How recently? Like this year I think a new edict on the underwear came out, but yeah, they wear black pants white Blouse tie when they're on that when they're on the mission Yeah, the bikes you guys are any of you guys watch secret lives of Mormon wives. Yes. Yes the best wonderful
Starting point is 01:02:39 It's so fucking stressful. Yeah, they are always going through it They're little hussies and they're all in ketamine the main chicks mom got surgery to look just like her daughter Like yeah, she came out second season. Yeah looking identical. Yeah, so what are the secret lives? They they will start off because they were soft swingers soft swinging What what is that kissing in a Robin? Okay? But I think it I think it went a little bit further. Yeah, they don't drink at all They're very puritanical except for they're the horniest most kinked up people and they're always on ketamine and soda Kevin's cat by the way like I still don't really understand
Starting point is 01:03:16 horse track this is like feel good What is amazing like yeah? You it's not like you but it feels amazing right you know how people microdose And it's like supposed to give them clarity of mind like ketamine supposed to kind of have that like so they go to Can't do you feel high do you yeah? Yeah, we'd okay hold no It's like a little bit like between weed and an opioid okay little love I felt like I could like to my plane of like Like walking around like my plane of vision down and like lowered it in half
Starting point is 01:03:47 and I was kind of like stumbling around. It's like drug now people take for depression. People get prescribed ketamine. Yeah. Yeah, so in the Secret Lives, they go to a clinic and like for their relationship, they go in together and then they'll just like pass out and they'll come to and they'll just be like, I love you so much.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Yeah, it's nice. Wait, so they're doing clinical ketamine or they're doing it recreationally too? I'd imagine it's right. I mean the clinical, it's like the clinic is like, it feels recreational. It feels like you're just going to like a hookah bar or something, just big plus chairs and blankets and you're just like watching TV on ketamine.
Starting point is 01:04:22 In what form are you getting ketamine? This is a drip. This is a drip. Yep. How do you do it? Smoke it? I didn't smoke it. You dripped? I didn't drip.
Starting point is 01:04:33 Did you smell it, you know? Did you shot it up? I shot it up. You shot it up? I did it. People often snort. I smelled it. I ordered it.
Starting point is 01:04:44 What if you do too much? Not good. I did it in England for the first time. I was out there for a rap battle. With a dude named Mickey Worthless. What the fuck is going on? Dude, I wish I had a story that was like half of it. Just a Mickey. I want one Mickey Worthless.
Starting point is 01:05:00 He hasn't even told the story. And I'm already green with him. I rolled up a... All I had on me was like two Hundred dollar bills and he had never seen an American hundred dollar bill. He's like we're rolling up in a Benji Franklin incredible Oh, part of Then yeah, we just walked around London on kit
Starting point is 01:05:24 Were you doing the voice? I don't think I was, but I was probably perfecting it. I was silently learning it. Usually wait till I get back from a trip to throw their culture in everybody's face. What's the newest one you're working on? I don't know. I haven't... Man, you guys had... I don't know who it was.
Starting point is 01:05:41 You guys had an incredible Chicago accent in the office this morning this guy named Oh Mike North. Yeah. Yeah, who's that? He's a walk legend. He basically started sports radio He was the older gentleman out there talking to yeah He he was the so he used to like run a hot dog stand and when sports radio Started or as a beef stand and when sports radio started in Chicago He like he would call in, and then he just got a job.
Starting point is 01:06:06 He was like the number one host for a long time. Yeah, I could tell my dad, like, oh, Shane Gillis, Ryan Rossell over in here, but then I say Mike North, he's like, what? No fucking way. And then he, so he had a weird, he was making like, I think he was making a million bucks at the score, like back in like 2000, and then he,
Starting point is 01:06:24 there was like a internet, it was called Webio radio show, like station. It was like, you know, basically like future of like podcasting, like, oh, we're going to do the radio on the internet, but it was just a complete Ponzi scheme. And he like lost all his money. All of it.
Starting point is 01:06:39 That sucks. He was so, I had no idea about any of that. We were just busting it up. No, he's the man. Topping it up. Yeah. I used to to so then he got back on his feet doing stuff and I used to he used to pay me $25 for 15 minutes. I'd call into his pregame Bears show in like 2013 it was on a AM like Christian Channel He would just be like Christian Channel and then like two hours before the Bears game would be Mike North
Starting point is 01:07:06 Bears preview. I never knew that yeah, it was awesome. He's a great Chicago accent. He's the man perfect Chicago accent. Yeah Yeah, he's a legend Mike and Mike. It's always weird that Podcast is a portmanteau from iPod Yeah, yeah, and now it's just lost No, I thought a thing anymore. Yeah. Yeah. You're right.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah, it's weird. I don't like it. It's goddamn portmanteau. Are there other words like that? Fucking portmanteau. That are like our lost thing that. Yeah, they came from something. The podcast was more popular than iPod, obviously.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Right, right. Probably most words. Yeah, probably most words. TJ, can you pull up some more portmanteaus? Yeah, pull up some portmanteaus. Give us some of these. I picked it up by the context, but I don't know if I could think some more portmanteaus? I would love some. Give us some of these. I picked it up by the context, but I don't know if I could think of another portmanteau. It's a blended word, right?
Starting point is 01:07:51 Is it like RomCom? You have a whole cache of portmanteaus. Q-Tip is...that's a brand. What's Motel? Mini hotel? Micro hotel? I thought it was Motor hotel. Motor. Motor. I think he's right.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Motor hotel. Yeah, yeah. Huh, we're surrounded by Portmanteau. That's a Portmanteau. And hardly know it. What are some other ones? Let's get some other ones. Oh, what the hell?
Starting point is 01:08:14 Oh, for me. How do I get in at breakfast lunch? Breakfast lunch. How's breakfast? Come on, man. Come on. How cost you? All right, wait, let's put this Portmanteau quiz.
Starting point is 01:08:22 There's two words that have. Oh, all right, I thought it was was I was asking a different question my bad Yeah, what became more I was asking the question of like what? Like iPods don't exist anymore Other words that like the word that we use is talking about something that doesn't exist That's not a portmanteau. So that's what I was I just yeah that we can do portmanteaus That's not a portmanteau. So that's what I was I just yeah, we can do portmanteaus My I want to think about yours now. I get like Kleenex as for tissue, but that's not exactly what you're talking
Starting point is 01:08:54 Popsicle as well. Yeah What's up there there are words from like when the railroads were the number one thing to travel around and we use words for it Yeah, that means something different now like you call the train car a carriage, but we don't use carriages anymore. Yeah. But it's still a carriage. Still a carriage, yeah, no. I guess I don't know.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Yeah. The chat's probably blowing up with them right now. The fucking blowing up. I just want one more. Just one more. One more that's obsolete. Yeah. Like one of the words in the poor manto is obsolete.
Starting point is 01:09:24 Oh. Chat's saying one of the words in the poor manto is obsolete That's saying roll down the window No, but that does work in the back what he's saying I will you don't roll the window down any yeah I'll say roll down the window and it's you're hitting a button. We haven't rolled Talking about phrases like filming or you're like film this like I say videotape and people always live to hold Hang up the phone maybe like a xerox we used to say xerox in place like just copy something. Yeah That's a decent one. No the same thing You're a rape shut up. No don't shut up. Yeah, I just need one
Starting point is 01:10:03 Just to satisfy the edge you didn't like roll down the window? Roll down the window, but it's a phrase. So that's a little different. Kyle, you were really a stickler on that one, man. Well he's right, it's a phrase. We need a portmanteau that half of it is outdated. Oh, how about like iPod and podcast? That's just like that. Oh, like a dino nugget.
Starting point is 01:10:22 It's perfect. Yeah, dinos aren't a thing anymore. What up? What's an obsolete product? Does anyone say TiVo anymore? Was it around long enough to? What's TiVo? TiVo was TiVo. You say it instead of record.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Yeah, TiVo was the recording of it, yeah. Yeah, that's right. TiVo. I forgot about him. Do you still say cell phone? Like Tim. That's an old thing to do. Yeah, that's right Eva. I forgot about you still say cell phone like them. That's another thing to do. Yeah, probably We're in probably just say phone. Yeah Fucking portmanteaus anyone TJ again we've got one glove box
Starting point is 01:11:00 Yeah, one word. What do we call him quarter? camera recorder camcorder They still exist yeah, right Do they yeah, they do I was by fresh brand-new came. They're coming back I went camera shopping the other day and there was a camcorder session still yeah people are doing it It's like this is a throwback to like kg at the dunk contest Like when people have a Polaroid camera Yeah, it's a throwback so funny seeing those like or like there's that picture of like LeBron getting off of team bus with a with his like
Starting point is 01:11:34 PlayStation mm-hmm Doesn't travel without it Sass yeah, he brings his everywhere. He's bringing his he's going camping in Montana. He's bringing his PlayStation They're coming out PlayStation 6 TJ The somebody from Sony said the ps6 is top of mind Wow so that's four years three year. Yeah five years from now We get we're gonna get a PlayStation 6 or GTA, new GTA first. I'm gonna get Tommy a PlayStation 6
Starting point is 01:12:10 as his high school graduation gift. Me too. He would adore you forever. I'm gonna get him a PlayStation 7. Oh my God. For high school grads? Are we still doing like big jumps in video game innovation?
Starting point is 01:12:22 It's, I think they're smaller than they were, used to be. Madden graphics this year. Gameplay. I feel like some of the, like the GTA shit I was seeing was, seemed like a big jump, but that game also was 10 years old. I'm excited for that.
Starting point is 01:12:35 They said the Madden graphics this year made up- I saw a Madden graphics thing, yeah. There's a theory that the license is up next year, the NFL license, so they have made this Madden good for the first time in forever That they finally got off their ass and change some things, but I don't know do we ever remember the Madden sketch? Yeah, that came out. Oh, did yeah, I think couple years ago That was good fun We were all in that number one cage playing Madden is gonna be awesome
Starting point is 01:13:02 It looks good when ron said John Madden on the celebrity guesser yeah Let's do one round of celebrity guesser Yeah, yeah, don't can't go home Graphics yeah that looks good shit especially like you zoom in on his helmet his helmet and advisor look fucking great That's like the GTA. They're doing better with like how the Sun hit Oh that was television how their son hits their visor But his leg looks way worse. That's a good arm looked worse. I thought Like I don't think his right arm looks great. I was a dumb question
Starting point is 01:13:34 But like does it really matter to you in terms of gameplay? Really I Mean good graphics like I like playing I did too but but like you know if Madden's gonna do it every year a little graphical touch-up every year should be the norm But the real answer is that it always has just been appropriate for the time Yeah, like when first Madden came out. I was like, this is the craziest thing ever. Yeah Because you didn't know anything different true with AI though. They should be able to do it. Yeah, anybody else study this picture True with AI though. They should be able to do it. Yeah, anybody else study this picture
Starting point is 01:14:11 What study it? Yeah? No, I can't say I did smaller hogs in the new Madden. Oh boy. Oh boy that seems like a oh Yeah, they oh my god. Oh, this man is assessment Damn, oh My god, yeah Shocking look at that. That's a piece. Yeah Kind of see it. Yeah, maybe Jim didn't maybe. That's a piece. Yeah. You can kind of see it, yeah. Maybe Jane did. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Om got involved. Maybe a smaller dick. Maybe Joey got fired from Madden too. That's not. That's not in their vagina. Joey just did the dick craft. He was a specialist. A genius dick specialist.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Probably is. Just having him come in with like a touch pad and a pen. Just be like, oh. Touch pad, flush this up. Yeah. Specialist probably is just having him come in with like a touch pad and a pen Women might not like it as much or the gays maybe that's how they got gays in the door at Madden Dicks, let's be honest us straights also like to basket watch. Oh, yeah Oh, it's interesting to see all that's from like a physics perspective. It's just gotta know what you're competing against Yeah, what's out there? What's on the market? You want to know if you've been slaughter ruled in the third inning or the fifth? There it is. Yeah Just wonder if we just wonder
Starting point is 01:15:17 Yeah, dude get celebrity gasser. Let's see. Let's just do a round or two Frazier's good. All right, you start rolling Just maybe be a hero and just get the first one. Yeah, that would be an all-time moment. Lisa Kudrow. Oh my god. Oh, I felt like that was good. You could have said that too. I would have said that if I'd known.
Starting point is 01:15:39 Most deaf. Gal Gadot. Ed O'Neilill I get it now you get it now you're seeing the board Shaquille O'Neal John Lithgow Simon Cowell Close. Okay, we're there. Robert De Niro. Rod Stewart. Right there. And it has been overwhelmingly white. Antonio Banderas. Oh. Same, same.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Guy Ray. Adele. Guy Pearce. Denzel Washington. Jason Segal. Glenn Powell Emile Hirsch, I can't believe we did this for this long Ted Cruz Goddamn and Hathaway
Starting point is 01:16:41 What they got NASCAR in this Tom Hardy Derek Jeter Pat Sajak That was pretty good. I will go with LeBron Which one? Dave Franco. God damn it, Danny. Bruno Mars. John Kennedy.
Starting point is 01:17:12 George Clooney. Shakira. Bob Costas. Confucius. Ooh, close. It's not bad. John Mayer. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, close. John Mayer. So close, dude. So close.
Starting point is 01:17:29 So close. So close. So fucking gay. Bless us. Oh, Rihanna. Already had arcade. I know, but sometimes they Sidney Sweeney. Brian Cranston. Brandy Chastain.
Starting point is 01:17:50 Keith or Sutherland. Lionel Messi. Toby McGuire. That feels good, oh. That did feel like that. I don't know why, but that was a great guess. Oh, I said Katy Perry and she's married to Orlando Bloom.
Starting point is 01:18:06 That's close. Let's go. We're getting really close. Do anything for us? Kevin Hart. Morgan Freeman. Two Chuck Lorreys. OK, we're repeating.
Starting point is 01:18:18 Al Pacino. That Tom Hardy's. Reese Witherspoon. Zach Braff. Oh looks like him it does Jim Carrey Queen Elizabeth Oh Jeff Corbett we're doubling now Haley Steinfeld doubles don't count Seth Rogan Oh Owen Wilson oh
Starting point is 01:18:47 Donio Jackie Chan oh my god. We're like one-off okay, okay, okay? Billy Joe Armstrong yes I thought that was it Kevin James Prince Harry. Tom Hardy LaBeouf. Caitlyn Jenner. John Madden. Jessica Simpson. Andy Samberg.
Starting point is 01:19:43 John Krasinski. Wayne Brady. Natalie Portman. David Spade. Josh. Courtney Cox. Kobe Bryant. Tom Brady. Phil Rivers. John Cena. Dave Chappelle. Kevin Bacon.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Lance Reddick. Paul Kogan. Jerry Seinfeld. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:20:30 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:20:38 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. God. Sandra Bullock. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Seth Rogen. Casey Affleck. Jonah Hill. Angelina Jolie. Dr. Dre. Matt Dillon. Queen Latifah. Dr. Dre Matt Dillon Queen Latifah Dr. J
Starting point is 01:21:11 Lee of Shriver Bernie Mac Steven mix in here after Danny Go to me Mike Breen Mel Brooks oh Sure, we got this Lot of repeat a lot of repeat by the algorithm you have to ride the algorithm for you Vince Vaughn Pamela Anderson Reese Witherspoon.
Starting point is 01:21:50 Jack Nicklaus. Good guess. Hugh Jackman. Vince McMahon. Bloom again. If they want Cosby McMahon. Jade bless us. Oh, Oprah. Hey bless us. Oh Oprah
Starting point is 01:22:07 Fred Armisen Johnny Depp Ryan Reynolds Andre Brower Kiki Palmer, this is so frustrating Zach Alphanac is right there. I know. I got it. Johnny Depp. There you go.
Starting point is 01:22:27 Steven, you skipped Steven. He was going to say Brad Pitt. Oh, fuck. Sorry. He doesn't know who that is. I'm going to say J. Well. Now I'll say Johnny Depp again. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:22:35 Who? Felicity Huffman. That was a good guess. Deep cut. Oh, damn it. Beyonce Knowles. Charlie Sheen. Oh, I'm going to say her.
Starting point is 01:22:43 I'm going to say her. I'm going to say her. I'm going to say her. I'm going to say her. I'm going to say her. I'm going to say her. Mmm. That was deep cut good guess Beyonce Knowles Charlie Sheen How mad is the chat right now pretty mad, but they'll be happy here Amanda Bynes nailed it Oh Ben Stiller Right he's a repeat to Lana Del Rey. Oh, no fuck you just refuse to let Steve Charles Barkley Lana Del Rey Leonardo DiCaprio there he is
Starting point is 01:23:15 Michael Keaton Scarlett Johansson oh Katie Seagal Steven Se Seagal. Bruce Willis. There's Ryan Reynolds. We're on it. Lark Voorhees. Nice. Miley Cyrus. Really good. Miranda Lambert. Quentin Tarantino Jonah Hill Christina Applegate, I'm so frustrated every time I don't get it really mad nuts. We should have seen that been there is coming mugs ebos Angelina Jolie
Starting point is 01:23:58 Lebron James Fuck I keep guessing her Lady Gaga Brad Pitt. Humphries? Come on. Really stretching there. Drake. I gotta go girl here, I gotta go girl here. It has to be girl.
Starting point is 01:24:20 Jewel. Kira Knightley. I think it is I think it is like if it's a couple guys gotta go girl couple girls gotta go guy Madonna Shacone Bradley Cooper that's a good guess Jenny from the block Jennifer Lopez there it is I sure you see the video of her going to her block and the guy being like who the fuck are you? Send your block no more. It was so funny if you can find that Katy Perry. I don't must've been new It was she went to her old house and the guy came out and was like yeah, I didn't see it like what It's like she's literally Jenny from the block then she went to like the bodega I just gotta get my classic order. Yeah medium chips Oh Take her down or not. Yeah, you ain't Jenny from the block no more brutal. All right back at it
Starting point is 01:25:42 I just Katie Perry Martha Stewart damn it Robert De Niro Reese Witherspoon nice Mike dirt Selena Gomez Mario Lopez we've gotten so many or a Dern He's a big Paul James Dean Tried to fool it Regis. I love the Regis call. I love that Regis call. Thanks. That was a great one Fuck I'm running out of people Nicole Kidman Dwayne the Rock Johnson Tracy Chapman
Starting point is 01:26:33 Bruce Springsteen Vince Carter So What if we just don't get it yeah Yeah, there's a chance. Tom Cruise. Antonio Banderas. I feel like we gotta start going with the repeaters. Drake. I won't respect a repeat.
Starting point is 01:26:54 I just won't. Edward Norton. Guy Fieri. Andrew Jackson. Stevie Wonder. Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Gary Andrew Jackson Stevie Wonder Julia Louis Dreyfus Kate Middleton
Starting point is 01:27:16 Jack Johnson Jennifer love hewitt That's the same thing shit yeah, Felicia Rashad. Oh, I got it. You got it? Yep. I'm going to go with I'm running. I'm genuinely running out of people. Same. Sting.
Starting point is 01:27:39 Wrestler or singer? Singer. Don't worry. Kendrick Lamar. Jason Alexander I think I actually do have it this Jordan peel I just hope it doesn't come up before Tom Brady. I have it Christina Aguilera, oh no
Starting point is 01:28:05 Well that could have been a disaster. I gotta go girl, but I had it for a guy just go guy go through that Go with your gut your heart David Hasselhoff No Ed Helms Mike Pence Kelly Clarkson Danny Tamburelli nice Katy Perry Orlando Bloom Jodie Donald Trump
Starting point is 01:28:35 Girl I need a girl you're thinking about it. No, it's a random girl. It's gonna be a girl Julia Louis Dreyfus. C.N. News is gonna be a girl. Reese Witherspoon. Obama's wife. Big Mike? Robert Downey Jr. Sable. Come on!
Starting point is 01:28:56 Wanda Bloom. Sable. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Oh, I think I got it now. I need a girl. I need a girl. Harrison Ford. Okay, okay think I got it now. I need a girl, I need a girl. Harrison Ford. Okay, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Starting point is 01:29:10 Paul Rudd. Paul. Who? Will Smith. Tony Hawk. Sean Penn. Chappell Roan. Kesha. George Clooney
Starting point is 01:29:26 I don't want to be a negative Nancy here Jennifer Aniston It's about to get fun Jennifer Aniston Drew Carey Philip Seymour Hoffman Harry Styles Courtney Cox
Starting point is 01:29:48 Jessica Simpson Jennifer Aniston Yes! Oh, Pacino! Ed Sheeran Oh, Pacino! I'll go back to Owen Wilson Reese Witherspoon
Starting point is 01:30:06 Drew Carey I Got jet Li and Bruce Lee that's such a well Smith Jennifer Hudson Katie Perry again, thanks all over Lando Bloom again Shakira De Niro Beyonce sheen again show me chan Ah If we all pick one repeater and we just stick with that, that's right. She's right. Do it Pick one repeat that leaves a bad taste in my mind. All right, let's take a break. Let's take a break
Starting point is 01:30:38 Let's take a break. Let's take a break. We'll come back to it. We'll come back to it Well, I have something if we need a palate cleanser unless you have something no We were literally just playing the dumbest game ever Why were you sitting on that clearly have nothing? Well, you know how the group chat the yak group chat every now and then one of us in particular floats an idea I know what you're talking about. It gets nothing nothing That's crickets. It gets crickets. And we move on and I bring it up again.
Starting point is 01:31:10 And the conversation steamrolls over it and I bring it up again. Oh are you talking about TJ's text last night? Because we should talk about that. What was that? Oh fuck are you doing it again? God damn. Yeah hold that thought real quick. Okay. TJ some guy did a 999 with cards. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Kate, what's that? Son of a... Hold that thought, Kate. Real quick, real quick. Listen to me. TJ, what are you doing? Yeah. I'm a person. My friend Riley, um mom and dual EEPA
Starting point is 01:31:53 My god, he actually ate car For big gap one card. There we go. Hey. Hahaha. You know. This guy rules. Oh, thank you so much, Kate, for reminding us about him. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:32:13 Hahaha. We wouldn't have even played this. Yeah, good call. Anyway. Alright, card number two. So. This guy is the man. That guy rules. Random walk away? He makes my hair stand up when
Starting point is 01:32:32 he bites into it. Yeah he's really just eating them. Like I wish I get a part of it. I met and yeah, I'm when I and this is what I meant was the other dark No, they said reposado and I meant to say I know I meant to say I'm only looking for This guy's too chatty. Okay, you got me water No, this guy rules No, this guy rules. Look at this kid. He's going to bite the car. Oh, he saved the world. Sorry, Marsh.
Starting point is 01:33:15 Big bite. Big bite. Cheers to you. I told you I nominate myself, I nominate my friend Riley, Jualipa, Coconut Milk Mob, and Dana Beers. I'm more of a strawberry milk mob guy myself. So by the third time I texted the group and I got crickets again, but then it was so deep in my head, I said,
Starting point is 01:33:47 I'm just gonna move forward with this anyway, no matter what you guys say or don't say or don't acknowledge if I'm not a person in the group chat. What is the thing? I don't have the, like, I can't tell you yesterday. You don't even read my text. Yeah, right, I saw it. I know what it is.
Starting point is 01:34:02 A Yakker, a stoolie, a Yak can a Matt hit me up and was like hey The arm wrestling world championships are in Chicago coming up in a few weeks Would you mind what could I bring some arm wrestlers through the office? We hold on PCA just hit a home run This guy he's fucking can't this guy is unbelievable even big I know. Is he even big? No. No. He's awesome, Kyle. Kyle, he's awesome.
Starting point is 01:34:27 They got rained out yesterday. They playing a doubleheader today or just? No, August 18. I said, I think that'll be fun. Kate Beckinsale. Because. Let's go back. Let's go back.
Starting point is 01:34:36 Because there is actually a huge following. Oh! Some of them have millions of followers and a huge they've been in. Jackass movies like this and that that and they're big on set. Samuel L. Jackson. Yes, that'd be super fun. And plus, we can make a little arm wrestling we could do.
Starting point is 01:34:52 I wanna see. Yeah, bring him in, bring him in. Giant, I got the arm wrestling. Wait, wait, wait. There he is. Oh, there he is. Oh, it's today? Hey, hey, hey. Look at the beef. Woo!
Starting point is 01:35:01 Wait a second, it's today? Hello. We ignored you so bad that it was today? Yes, you assholes! You pieces of shit! Yeah. Let's see. Holy shit!
Starting point is 01:35:19 Kate, I thought you were asking us for something like a week from now. It's today! We've been ignoring her that long. We ignored you so hard that it's long so hard. Yes you get kids Day was getting closer and closer. No one's answering me, and I was like I really want to meet these guys This is cool. Yeah pop those on and move the mic closer sorry Kate never mentioned it What's up guys this guy this motherfucker has what has one of the the most badass reels that you could ever see on Okay, I know you go to war too, but this man has a reputation
Starting point is 01:35:48 that fucking scares the shit out of me. It's great to be here. Great to be here on Barstool Sports. All right, well let me see the video. What, which one? Which one? Did you just beast in someone? He just has this kind of like,
Starting point is 01:36:01 he'll stare you in the fucking eye. Can we get the one, this video, like the look me in the fucking eyes video? Oh, there's a few of them. There's a few of them. I mean, you're probably talking about Braun Strowman. Probably. That big WWE guy with the beard. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:17 Maybe everyone's shoving you beforehand trying to give you a hard time. You say look me in the fucking eye. It's the most ancient basic of sports you know I think sometime right after we learn to shake hands we learn how to arm wrestle you know. That's kind of such a good word. How long have you guys been doing it before the first? Well East versus West kind of blossomed right at the end of Covid. Okay. Yeah and and now you know before with arm wrestling it there's arm wrestling has been around forever, but all the leagues kind of came together
Starting point is 01:36:48 as a result of all the leagues failing. Yeah. Right, COVID killed everything and from the ashes rose East versus West. And now all the best in the world get together like every six weeks and we smash. Every six weeks. Yeah, this Saturday, Chicago, We have Devin we also have
Starting point is 01:37:07 The Georgian Hulk LaVon have you guys seen that guy? Oh, yeah? He's the best crazy right a man this guy matches weekend is this guy is the stronger You he is the strongest human being in existence. Oh, I'm pretty good. This guy is better Okay, LaVon is probably the strongest human being it may be alive I'm just set the Record he just pulled he just straight curls more than my god. Yeah, I tell you something World record just call it 400 This is what I deadlift.
Starting point is 01:37:47 Say it. Well, that was kind of bad form. I mean, you can call it bad form. Would you say that to his face? Yeah, I would. Yeah, actually, I probably would. This guy, since 2017, has been undefeated. He's been ripping through all of us.
Starting point is 01:38:06 I got a, he tore my bicep. The first time I pulled him, he tore, look it, I got a little tattoo. Give me a second. But the second time he broke my back. Oh my God, stop arm wrestling him. I can't, I can't. I gotta, you see my little tattoo there?, yeah, I used to call him a pussy
Starting point is 01:38:28 Yeah, that didn't work as now I got a tattoo that says Levan was here Are you armor sling him this weekend? No, it's a Burmese Gasparini the Italian champion as you see the the shirt So this is everywhere this guy goes Levan. He's always eating these kin Kalli's Here's his exactly what they look like they're like meat filled that looks like a ball sack Nut sacks with juice he eats them everywhere, and you know it's dessert. They just fry it and they call it dessert That's like a Georgia Georgia Georgia Georgia. Yeah kind of but we brought you guys a couple shirts Yeah, so we're in Portnoy's house, so you know Kind of but we brought you guys a couple shirts. Yeah, so we're in Portnoy's house. So, you know
Starting point is 01:39:12 Devin pizza man. Oh, there we go. That's for Ernie's that's that's team Ernie's that's that's our Italian champion So this weekend really Ernie's is the only guy who's ever shown to give LaVon any resistance at all. I mean he's still lost but so it's really can Ernie's come and Can anyone give Levan a struggle? Like does this god of arm wrestling actually bleed? And so that's what this weekend's event is really about. Where is it? It is at the West End Hotel. And the best thing is I think Devin is the most viral,
Starting point is 01:39:40 likable, exciting arm wrestler. He's what brought me into arm wrestling. And so not only do you get to see this crazy super match, but you also get to see Devin. And Devin has his eyes on LeVon. He's working towards him. So that's gonna be timeless. Selfishly, it was gonna be,
Starting point is 01:39:56 originally we were gonna pre-record Plinko Day, and they were gonna be my good and bad thing. Oh, shit. What I really wanted was for him to hold, you had to eat an ice cream cone out of his hand while he... Oh, god. What kind of show is this? That sounds like...
Starting point is 01:40:11 I don't know. That's pretty cool. I don't have to weigh in, so I'm all good for eating ice cream. How much is it you guys training for and how much, because I watch your videos and I just like have this, I just fantasize like, oh, he's just strong like that naturally, but obviously you're in the fucking gym all the time Yeah, there are guys who just got it first for sure, but at this level you're it's it's a full-time Thing like guys are training real hard like they do for any sport arm wrestling is no different
Starting point is 01:40:39 Guys are going to clubs and same way you practice martial arts guys are getting together and arm wrestling guys are lifting weights every day every day I train what kind of like what kind of regimen are we talking about what are the main things you train we basically do a lot of lifts that really copy the movements of arm wrestling so and the main motions and arm it's very forearm heavy like you see like my I have like different kind of forearms than most athletes a lot of lot of rising You ever see the movie over the top of course that's movie right although that fucking stick his kid is the worst yeah Oh such a shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah You got a ride. I don't want to ride a truck with you and watch your fucking arm wrestle
Starting point is 01:41:23 Terrible terrible I feel bad. I feel bad for Stallone in that movie. Yeah, me too. Yeah. You know, John, the guy who obviously won that show, they actually gave him that semi. And I asked him a month ago what he did with it. He's like, dude, it sat in my driveway for a couple months before I could sell it.
Starting point is 01:41:37 Oh. He said he tried to drive it around and stalled. Yeah, that movie was based off of the movie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, great movie. What I love about watching you wrestle is you're just cocky as fuck That's a nice way of putting it
Starting point is 01:41:50 You go both hands that tomorrow side of Saturday. I have a left hand match Wow are those real hands? They're real buddy. These are real. Yeah, they're train your hands like Yeah, actually I train my thumb. Do you bulk up your hands? What are you doing to train your thumb? I think you know. I grew up on an island, okay? It was very lonely, but
Starting point is 01:42:15 I use bands and I just like do motions with my thumb. Basically anything with the hands, we got like a bunch of bass motions, rising, cupping. Your thumb looks like a potato, I've been locked in on his thumb can't look at your eyes I'm really there he's all thumb oh you are good I'm wrestling is super mental you know there's a lot of technique but it's also a mental sport you know that's why the cockiness factor yeah and you know he's he's got such a decorated military career I really think that is an unspoken side of what makes Devon Devon. Yeah, what branch?
Starting point is 01:42:50 What were you doing? I was a Canadian Special Forces guy. Oh! The 20 years. You were in Afghanistan. Yeah. I remember seeing you there. Yeah, I remember.
Starting point is 01:42:59 I remember you. I remember you. We gotta link you up with Oldie. He'll our guy Oldie here. Yeah, that was great. But yeah, now I'm you. I remember you. We gotta link you up with Oldie, who are Guy Oldie here. That was great. But yeah, now I'm retired. Are you jealous of those thumbs? I can't stop looking at his thumbs. I'm actually a championship arm wrestler as well.
Starting point is 01:43:16 Really? Hey, you know, the Friday, so Saturday is when the pros go, but Friday, it's the big collection. I think we gotta put you on the car. Yeah, I won the 120-pound women's division. You should actually get that clip going, send it to Riley Gaines, being like, is this okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:38 We got the... Oh, look at that. Nice necklace. Are you kidding me? That's you yeah huge I think that earned you a jersey Fuck that chick up. Oh wow that's great. That's dominated her. It's like Andy Coffman This is sick we got the women's world title as well, so man. I'm in do it. Yeah. Yeah enter the women's world title as well, so man, yeah, yeah enter the women's world title. Oh This is sick. You think you could metal
Starting point is 01:44:11 Yes, yeah, well Yeah, what's the craziest injury you've seen? You know our famous one is guys break their arm Yeah, you know that happens it doesn't happen much at the pro level at the pro level more guys are blowing their biceps blowing their pecs That's that's normal. I there was a guy who had a heart attack at the table and died. Oh, you know That was going like heart attack. He's fine, but but no he died The most common one what's that you there for that? I wasn't okay? I wasn't but the most common one is the arm break. That's kind of our bad one
Starting point is 01:44:51 But it's rare like it when you're watching the amateurs. Can you see one come and you're like oh this sometimes Times when people look away That's when the damage can really come in you really are supposed to especially as an amateur kind of focus on Staring at yeah when you're polling. Do you hustle people? Yeah, for sure. It's harder now. You're a big guy.
Starting point is 01:45:10 Yeah, it's harder now. Yeah, it's more difficult now. But when I was younger... Yeah. That's awesome. You know Tyson Bagenstead? Travis. He's the man. He's the man?
Starting point is 01:45:19 We love Travis. I love Travis. He's a shit talker too. You can watch Travis and I arm wrestle. We've arm wrestled for 20 years. We've gone back and forth. Travis is champ. He is awesome. So everybody's talking shit. Are there people who are pretty quiet on the circuit?
Starting point is 01:45:35 Or like is there too? There are. There are guys who are a little more respectful. But I find that people who like to have fun generally start to talk a little bit of smack Tim Duncan of rest Yeah, yeah, what's your name? Are you you know I actually am the host so I'm interviewing these guys. I'm deep in the dress I'm trying to bring the sport to the masses, so you don't know oh, bro. I get woofed by these chicks I get Well hey, I got a couple chicks that would just toss you bro Every way in every way in every way
Starting point is 01:46:14 Hey, you guys should come by you guys Saturday. I'll be so fun. Yeah Saturday black look at this shit look how fun Oh, that's that's Travis's Yeah, oh don't show that one Travis also just coming color commentary for us so Travis Travis, and I arm-wrestled a ton typically he was better left typically I was better right we got beat me right of beating him left, but we've gone back and forth for 20 years Yeah, he's a great champion. Yeah, and and all his kids are now on their way to the NFL or in it. Yeah, he'll be here, he'll be here. He's probably one of our commentators I'm gonna get. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna do color.
Starting point is 01:46:52 And also, you know, what's interesting about Devin and his training is, it's not just Devin, his whole family's involved. His sons, you see, his wife, his wife's on stage screaming louder than almost anyone else. Like, it is a hardcore arm wrestling family. And and you know it's what initially brought me into the sport And I'm telling you if you guys haven't seen it alive. It's a totally different thing It's awesome really worth coming to see if somebody what's like a good physical trait like I could be good at arm wrestling
Starting point is 01:47:18 If this big hands or is it? bicep Yeah My boy Kyle here. Yeah, wrong guy. It's a tendon thing. It's really a training your tendon thing Tendon if you can like I'd say if you can throw a ball really hard or punch really hard I got a guy or like hit something with a stick really hard We gotta get him in the women's division have to get him in the women's division Yeah, that would be amazing. What's like the most unnatural thing you could do with your hands obviously phone books
Starting point is 01:47:49 That's nothing, but is there anything you find yourself like you just crumple a cabinet or some shit? I you know what quite honestly I'm Super specialized there are a lot of guys who are amazingly dialed in physically and can do all sorts of crazy stuff I'm I'm just trying to get by. I'm like so specialized in the sport. If you take me too far outside, you'll be like, oh, Devin, why can't you? You also have a move that you've almost like put on the map, though. There's like a technique that you have with your king's move that like really you have
Starting point is 01:48:22 made famous. I can't take credit. I can't take credit I can't take credit for it's so there's lots of different styles in arm wrestling really it is a martial art really it's a miniature martial art there's hooking pressing flopping top rolling and open top rolling is a form of hand control where you target the person's fingers and when you use the adjective open, it means that you open your arm kind of away from your winning side as you do it.
Starting point is 01:48:54 And the king's move is like the most open possible where the arm is really extended. It looks like a horrible losing position, but it's very treacherous yeah it really burns the maybe you're facing a stronger opponent it really takes away the wind out of their sails you know how their endurance because they're just struggling and they have nowhere else to push you know you're as far out as you could be just about and they're they don't know where else to
Starting point is 01:49:22 push you kind of like a rope a dope-dope? Yeah a lot like that. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. You put the pressure into their fingers where they can't really apply their strength properly and it just ends up gassing out their hand and once the hand has got this, see that's a Kings move. See how it opened like that? Wait go back let me see it again. Yeah so I hope this is John Brzing. This is like the most legendary arm wrestler. That's the over the top guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:49 So you see how I start to fall away into there. This is what's called a King's move. Okay, it's an open top roll. It looks like. Oh, now you feel like you got it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, John is our most distinguished champion. He is the greatest of all time.
Starting point is 01:50:07 This guy was still competing just like a month ago at 60 at the world level. He's a world champion with either arm for like years and years. Like in any other sport, if you were leading for years and years and years, you know, let alone both arms, which is really wild, because people have a significantly dominant arm, right, and technique, and so for him to be able to do that with both arms is really incredible. Last question from me, is there a lot of farting? Ha ha! There's gotta be.
Starting point is 01:50:36 There's this guy Prudnik, I wasn't sure if it's gotta be Prudnik. Prudnik is a fart, yes. People are shitting themselves, no doubt. If you're straining that hard, you're shitting yourself. Yeah. There's gotta be a hemorrhoid right? Oh If that keeps giving Yeah, Saturday the big pay-per-view come to the live event if you're in Chicago
Starting point is 01:50:55 But man, I'm telling you if you guys haven't seen a card Saturday is a really great card for your first time You have really big matches plus Levan the your first time, really big matches. Plus, Levan, the Georgian Hulk, they call him, in person, he is so massive, and it's just a sight to be seen. It's like you can't believe it. So, really big card, amazing.
Starting point is 01:51:15 Yeah, it is. Well, thank you guys for coming. I wanted to, I just really wanted to see you hold a tiny ice cream cone, so hopefully we can make that happen. And you guys are lucky, because they were gonna be my good and bad things for yeah that were the flink oh day you guys dodged a bullet there EVW sports calm if you want to check it out
Starting point is 01:51:34 BW all right thank you guys very cool I know I wanted us to try I was like no are all of our arms would get I don't know some of you guys look like you train your right arm pretty hard all right Thanks guys By the way state for that's the other champ oh, we're gonna just a champ here I wanted you to be a champ yeah for sure oh thank you so much oh yes I'd love to see like a bad-bodied champ yeah like I love to see like a slob who's just good at it in basketball at it. In basketball, the great players don't just do it alone. They have teammates, coaches, and a solid support
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Starting point is 01:52:59 when you need help protecting what matters most. State Farm is there, State Farm with the assist. Coverage options are selected by the customer availability and eligibility vary by state he is one of the most he's one of the most badass dudes I've ever seen he ripped those shorts by he yeah yeah sure that Kyle's about to hug him oh he's so badass he's boys you forgot something it's gonna be a good hug. Oh, you're working back in here said that while fully shitting down That's beautiful Wow Appreciate you guys. That's awesome. Hey guys
Starting point is 01:53:44 You guys are lucky. I'm out next week because the Phantom is in town next week. I wish he was. I love the Phantom. Phantom is back in Chicago. With every ass in that park. His hands were insane. That hand is the biggest hand of ever.
Starting point is 01:53:55 His fingers. I got him off his spot when I shook his hand. He wasn't ready for me. Look at him. Look at him laughing. Look at him. Look at him. He's laughing.
Starting point is 01:54:03 Look at him. He's laughing. That's crazy. And that's the wrestler. Yeah, that's a big strong man. I'm strong look at him laughs And that's that's the wrestler yeah, that's a big strong motherfucker The hammer smells good There's another one where the guy came in and like pushed him. Yeah, does like fights ever break out? Yes, yes. I'm looking right now, Kate gave a follow up text too that no one replied to. I know too, it was so detailed.
Starting point is 01:54:34 That's so funny that it was said, I literally thought you were like, hey can we just like lock this in for next week? I think it was just too long of a text. I gotta be shorter with you guys, I gotta put boobs, write it over boobs. Write it on arm wrestlers. That's so funny, Kate. Those guys are bad asses. What was your pitch?
Starting point is 01:54:54 What was the, like, what'd you say in your pitch? Or what was so long about it? I think I was like, hey, a Yakker reached out and he works for the arm wrestling league and they have like big following and it's a whole to do. Yeah, it was- He's got whole to do. Yeah, it was... He's got a million followers. Yeah, oh yeah, he's got a huge following.
Starting point is 01:55:07 And then I think the next one, I was like, whoa, shit, TJ, that video, the guy eating the car just... Yeah, yes. Each time, like, I texted, and immediately afterwards, somebody was like, hey, blah, blah, blah. I was like, okay, it's fine. I think you gotta just start being like, arm wrestling guys Tuesday.
Starting point is 01:55:23 Yeah, I know, yeah. They will be here. The had never has a plan so Who cares that was awesome? Guys all right. We just gotta go for like five more minutes right to Lock the fuck in come on Head space to get this do you want me to do more? Celebrities per guess or does that feel this is that feels more cheating yes one and five show up He's that was a legit slap in the face. Yeah
Starting point is 01:55:53 Yeah, I'll take a lap Is this the same way motherfucking thing but we didn't like lose the ones we had right Rihanna still do right? Yeah, yeah Yeah, okay share We could lose the ones we had, right? Rihanna still do, right? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Kate? Cher. We're getting there. That arrow just has to get right over there.
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Starting point is 01:59:23 Brad Pitt oh fuck Brad P fuck Denzel Washington Adele Cher The Rock Alright let's regroup Alright okay
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Starting point is 02:07:34 Penn from Penn and Teller. Kristen Stewart. Wait, did you go, Danny? No, I didn't. Wow, wow. And he was going to get it. Charlie Sheen. What if it was Teller? Kristen Stewart. Wait, did you go, Danny? No, I didn't. Wow. Wow, sure. And he was going to get it.
Starting point is 02:07:47 He's got to say that. Charlie Sheen. Fuck. Kristen Stewart. Sachin Tandukar. Britney Spears. Seen a few ushers now. Larry David.
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Starting point is 02:10:51 Guess a celebrity. Stefan, all right, here's, we're going to end it right now. You get 10 guesses. Go, sit down. 10 guesses. 10, 10. This would be legendary. Be great.
Starting point is 02:11:02 Imagine the stories. This would be legendary. Just rip off 10, and then we'll end the show. Siy great. Imagine the stories. This would be legendary. Just rip off ten and then we'll end the show. Simon Cowell. All right, just, it's random celebrities. Yes, sir. Look, see?
Starting point is 02:11:13 Random celebrities. Athletes are okay. Everywhere. It's not a ton of athletes. Yeah. More actors. Think big names. Will Smith.
Starting point is 02:11:22 There we go. That's a great start. That's good. Oh one Have to think of ten celebrities you got this Seth Rogen. Oh Okay, you're hot though first two letters heating up Michael Keaton, okay, love it bad not bad Beyonce
Starting point is 02:11:49 Okay, it's not bad Marilyn Monroe. Oh my goodness probably not two old people. No, it's Okay, halfway there Kurt Cobain, that's nice White male Yeah, no no say it say it Shaquille O'Neal We've seen Jim Carrey though Said every celebrity a couple times He's got three more guesses what happens George Clooney show just ends. Oh, that's not too bad Let's go with our Roker Oh
Starting point is 02:12:42 Al Roker oh Last one last guess come on is it was it just two guys, baby go girl. I don't know who knows Jennifer Aniston All right, let's spin the wheel so that so anyone who was hoping we'd keep going till we got one Blame Stefan. Yep his phone number is Well Lucas will be here tomorrow. I'm sure he'll get someone's phone number out there He really didn't want to come on so early 4th of July, Plinko Day tomorrow. That's fun.
Starting point is 02:13:27 No! Alright, see you tomorrow for Plinko Day.. Tune into the dozen tonight and happy wedding to T-Dog and Marielle. Congrats guys. Alright, love you, see you tomorrow. Bye!

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