The Yak - Rone Gives Nick MAJOR Foot Surgery (Does NOT Go Well) | The Yak 1-19-22

Episode Date: January 20, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, Brandon, you spoiled the dozen. I literally just went to tweet out the yak, and the top comment was, Brandon spoiled the dozen. Trivia fans at this company are going to be the death of anybody that does trivia at this company. They're the worst. They're the fucking worst. Wait, but this is your show. You're the guy who loves trivia. loves saying you you've been gotten about this they've gotten on you for spoilers before

just by saying so today but i don't care today fine today on pick central i said tomorrow night the dozen it'll be us against chicago for the crown and that was it that's all i said and they said i had a look on my face i said it just like this they said i look and therefore i spoiled it i was just pimping the show out. Don't you always have a look? What size is the crown on your head? But seriously, watch The Dozen tomorrow night. Oh, shit. Watch The Dozen.

Us against Chicago. Nice. I got it. I know exactly how it went. What's up, boys? What's up? Yep. All right, so we got a couple things we got to do before we get to Nick's big toe.

Oh, fuck. You're pulling it out. Did we get fired? Big Cat's pulling it out. Should we get the ping pong ball machine to see who pulls it out? Your tools? The end of yesterday's show was so fucking funny. I wasn't here for it.

I don't want to do this. You have to pull my toenails out. I'm not pulling it out. We have to do a draft to see who decides who has to pull it out. I'm not participating in the draft. I will not pull that guy's toenail out. I started yesterday, and I started cutting a line into my toenail. So all you have to do is follow that and then cut down it and pull.

This time, did you cut this way? Horizontal? No, you have to go vertical. All right, who's doing it? I don't even want this to happen. No, we're going to decide right now. No, I don't need this. It takes a long time.

It hurts me, and I'm going to bleed. We should have Roan do it. I don't want to look at it. Yes, Roan has to do it because he's late. Because he thinks he's missing. No, no, no, no. We're going to put this up. Guys, you know how much worse this is for me than you guys?

Oh, yeah. Let's put it up to a chance. Let's put it up to a competition. All right. I'm thinking of a number. I'm not doing it. Yes. Everyone has to agree to do it.

You might not have to do it, but everyone has to agree to do it. Brandon, what number? This is what the show is about. We would have to. You can't trust his brain. We have to do the ping pong machine. You can trust my brain. I don't want to bring it back.

We talked about it on the chat. Who's asking for this? I just need it done. It hurts me to walk. Why don't you just do it? It seems like no one wants to do it. I don't want to look at it. I don't think Big Cat's interested.

I don't think so either. I think it would be good for the show. Why don't you two look at it. I don't think anybody wants to see it. Big Cat's interested. No one wants to see it. I don't think so either. No, I think it would be good for the show. So why don't you two go in a different room and you pull this Big Cat? You just want to make another video? You should do it, Big Cat. No, it's a gross thing that would be funny for the show. I want to see it happen. I don't want to do it.

I want to do it for the people. I'm a consummate performer. I don't. You've been in the game for a long time. A long-ass time. Fuck it. Let's do it. Thank you, KB. I have a decent stomach performer You've been in the game for a long time Fuck it let's do it I have a decent stomach Can you generate a wheel

A spinning wheel And then if it lands on that person's name They're eliminated I don't like that I've been in this game for a long time Can you do that TJ It's TJ So make sure Roan, Za, yourself And, and Che are all on there, too.

Absolutely. I like those odds. And Nick. Nick is on there, too. Nick might do it himself. Absolutely not. Yes. No, that's absolutely part of it.

Self-surgery will be taken down off of YouTube. It's not allowed. This is nothing worse than a pimple popping. This is significantly worse. All right, so here's the deal. We are very close to deciding what the big last yak before we go out to L.A. is going to be and what it's going to decide. We're going to have the ping pong ball machine part of it. We have the first number pulled is going to have to wear skater skate wear

the entire week. Is that right? That's good. That is awesome. When did we decide on that? Yeah, well, it's the first number pulled. Big ass Osiris shoes. Get to get.

But it's the first number pulled. That's a reward. Come on, man. That's awesome. You're going to fit in in L.A. Do we have to get to get it expensed? Yeah. Well, you don't have to, but you could.

Damn. And then the last number. Do we have to pay for it? No, I said do we get to get it expensed? And then the last number pulled is going to be. Well, no, you didn could. And then the last number... No, I said, do we get to get an expense? And then the last number pulled is going to be... No, you didn't. I did. You said, do we have to get this? No, I didn't. Let's rewind the tapes. I said get.

I know I said get. You said have. I didn't. Check the tapes. I did not. Okay. We'll check the tapes. I'm fine with checking the tapes. I can't wait to see the look on your face. I can't wait to see the look on your face. I can't wait to see the look on your face. This is a great Sass moment.

Oh, fuck. All right, wait. Go to the tapes first, and then we'll start doing this. We're asking TJ to do a lot. Yeah, I know. My brain didn't process what you said. Can you go back to like 30 seconds ago when Sass said, do we have to get it expensed, And then pretended that he didn't say that.

I said, can we get it expensed? This wheel could be just as good as the ping pong machine. You know you didn't say that. But I worded it weirdly. Oh, I thought he was playing it back. I thought he was too. Proceed. Proceed.

If I get this right, I'm instantly eliminated. No. I swear to God. eliminated No Nah actually fuck it Yeah you are That was cool as hell But yeah so it will be Oh here we go That's awesome

You're gonna fit in in LA Do we have to get To get an expense Do we have to And then I said So we're both You said you Do we have to

Can we get to Do we have to Can we I said No You just listened to it You're out Play it again You're out Play it again Yeah well I said we're both in expense. No, you said you have to get it. Do we have to? Can we? I said do we have to? Can we? I said no. I stuttered. You just listened to it. You're out.

Play it again. You're out. Play it again. Yeah, well, you don't have to. Play it again. That's awesome. You're going to fit in in LA. Do we have to get it in expense?

You're out. Do we have to get it in expense? Do we have to get it in expense? I stuttered. It was a stutter. But you said the word have. And then I corrected myself instantly after, and then you guys after. So we're both right.

Yes. So all of our names are eliminated from the wheel. Also, stutter isn't saying the word half. And then I corrected myself instantly after, and then you guys after. So we're both right. Yes. So all of our names are eliminated from the wheel. Also, stutter isn't saying the wrong word. Can they? I was stumbling over my words. Tourette's is saying the wrong word. Do you have Tourette's? Stuttering is saying maybe the wrong sound.

So are you saying even though we've listened to the clip, you're still denying it? No, but I'm not. You and Billy Football, I think it's just being around young guys. You said you tried to fucking rip the door off of the thing. Really? Really? Yeah. Who?

Like the delivery? Security is shook. I've never seen him shook. What do you do? What the fuck do you do? You okay? He's good. All right.

Come here. Come here. We're cool. Have you ever been behind that podium? A lot of lead. We're cool. Have you ever been behind that podium? A lot of lead. There's a lot going on back there. Oh, yeah.

50 Cal. You're saying that you didn't say it. I moved on. You and Billy. I think it is a young thing. Billy denies. Even if we could play him a clip and he'd be like, I didn't say that. It's like, here it is. Okay, yes.

I still didn't say that. I said, do we have? And then I corrected myself, and then I said, can we? And so I was right and wrong. Well, you didn't say can we. You said have twice. I don't remember what I said. No, I didn't say have twice.

Play it again. Play it again. I did not say half twice. Play it again. Play it again. I did not say half twice. I got to find it again. Okay. It was today's episode. Nick, you know I didn't say half twice. I think you said do we have, do we get.

Do we have to get. Do we have to. Here we go. This is bonkers. You said you have to. Can we get this? Can we? Can we?

I said. No. I stuttered. You just listened to it. You're out. Play it again. You're you have to get it. I said, do we have to go? Can we? I said, no. I stuttered. You just listened to it. You're out. Play it again. Play it again. Yeah, well, you don't have to.

So we're watching the replay of the replay? Yeah, I think so. This is awesome. TJ, we need to go down another level. We have to get it expensed. I stuttered. I'm losing it. No, you said the word have.

And then I corrected myself instantly after, and then you guys after. So we're both right. I didn't hear anything there. I heard a lot of haves, and I heard a lot of sass. It's actually like a genius thing to do. Sass was right. It is a genius thing to do, just like even given all the evidence in the world, you should be like, nah, wasn't me. I'm not saying.

I said half. I admit it. I said half. What is Steven doing? Steven has a big tennis ball. Sass in his OJ era. I said half, and then I corrected myself. We're going to find the real guy who said half.

I don't fucking remember the second thing I said. Why do you have a tennis ball that big? That makes no sense. It's for a TikTok video. I just wanted to. When ball is life, you see a ball. Yeah, you got to just play with it. You want to hold it. So the loser of the ping pong raffle the day before we go to L.A.

will have to – this is all up for debate. We can finalize this. But the initial idea was they'd have to eat In-N-Out from In-N-Out Burger every single meal until Friday. Do we have to get the In-N-Out expensed? Good one. Wait a second. I don't think so.

So you wouldn't be able to eat until 11 a.m. every day? You can eat whatever you want. You can eat just French fries, but the only food that you can eat the entire week has to be from Sunday through Friday. That would ruin you. That's bad. That would ruin you.

I think it would be very funny for the show, too. They've got to have salads or something. I don't know. You just sounded like such an idiot. Bro, have you ever been to SoCal? I swear it's these young guys. Here it is. These young guys can get it out of salads.

Cheeseburger, hamburger. Let's look on that nutrition info. See what KB's going to be putting in his stomach. There's got to be grilled chicken or something. I don't see what KB's going to be putting in his stomach. What's the not so secret menu? There's got to be like grilled chicken or something. What's the not so secret menu? I think that's animal style.

Grilled cheese, protein style. I've heard of animal style. What is animal style? It's not that good. It's just adding sauce In-N-Out has great burgers. Their fries are actually

very overrated. In-N-Out is not as good as steak and cheese. The lamest thing in the world is people just having an opinion about it. Oh my God. You're right.

All right. So that's the show. Yeah. Let's do a show that has no opinions. Let's do a straight fact show. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. That was one of my most passionate takes.

I finished a movie on Sunday. Get your In-N-Out. What? I finished a movie on Sunday. I did, too. I drove to work this morning. I don't like this. Oh, which is a fact.

I started Euphoria last night. It's pretty good. Well, just stop. That was an opinion. That's an opinion. Halfway through. Pretty good. I started Euphoria.

I'm not taking part of this bit. Not for me. Well, that's a fact. I'm going to sit it out. All right, so that's What right now Is on the table We can obviously tweak it

Maybe add it Add to it So only two people Have to do things We need to have Other balls I think we can add to it Yeah we can add to it

What Rudy I gave him that vest We'll do a big draft Maybe have some cigarettes That Friday before we go Fuck yeah Yes

Yeah what if the Can we hand roll cigarettes for that? They have to have a pack of cigarettes a day. Oh, that's great. That is a good one. Yes. I would rather do that than the internet. That would be great.

You can have it any way you want. Maybe we should have every ball have a different distinction. Yeah. I think there should be a couple good ones. Yeah, there's some good ones and some bad ones. There's good and some bad. But yeah, I'll make a list of 100 things. Okay.

And each of us have to have three balls. Yes. 30% of them will be bad. Yes. Yes. More than 30. So you could get stuck. I love this.

So you could get stuck with In-N-Out every day and cigarettes. So you could alternate meals. Yes. That could put one of us in the hospital. Yeah. Genius. No, it's great. Or you could end up with like –

And you could risk giving it to take another one, you're saying? No, you have to get – we pick all the balls in the entire machine. Yeah. Okay. So there's 100 things listed. When is this? You're getting something regardless. When's our last show before California? Friday. Next Friday? Two's a hundred things listed. When is this? You're getting something regardless.

When's our last show before California? Friday. Next Friday? Two Fridays from now. Two Fridays. The fourth? Yes, the fourth.

Okay. So this is going to be an incredible show. Do you think any of us are, like, could we actually smoke an entire pack of cigarettes for a whole week?

I'd probably have to go to the hospital. You have to. I don't think it'd be all right. I don't know that I'd be able to do it. You can get through a

pack. I haven't smoked a pack of cigarettes in my life. How many is in a pack? 30? 20. So maybe it'd be alright. I don't know that I'd be able to do it. You can get through a pack. I haven't smoked a pack of cigarettes in my life. How many is in a pack? 30? 20. So maybe it'll be like.

That's. Maybe. It's like one an hour. Smoke three packs in the week. Three packs. Okay. Can you hand them out? Can you be a little generous?

No, no, no, no. You have to smoke. So if someone comes up and like, hey, can I have a cigarette? You have to be like, no. And if we catch you handing out a cigarette, you have to go get an In-N-Out burger and eat it. Brutal. Okay, so those are two examples.

But there's, like, good ones where it's, like, the cigarette person has to – or, like, you get to eat one ice cream cone a day. Yeah. Like, something good. Yeah. That sucks. One should be you can't wear shoes. On the Walk of Fame, dude? What if this just ruins the entire show?

It sounds like a score. It's going to be great because that Monday we're going to show up and it's going to be like we're all going to have different things going on. We also have other things to do. We have to do ones that are yak-centric. You can only speak in verbs and adjectives. It helps the show. Should we each write 15, give them to Nick, and you'll edit them down to 100?

We'll submit them. I like that. 10 to 15. Yeah, but you guys need to give me half good, half bad. Should we just go 50-50 bad and good? I'm going to write all good because I know Big Cat's probably going to do all bad. Listen, I think it should be mostly bad. Yeah, it should be mostly bad.

Okay. Mostly bad or bad funny. But this is going to be mostly bad. Yeah, it should be mostly bad. Okay. Mostly bad or like bad funny. But this is going to be so funny. But if there's a hundred and almost all of them are bad, like you're basically guaranteed not to get a good one, right? Like every episode you have to wear all your clothes backwards. But what's the fun in like someone getting a good one? That's the relief.

That's good for the Friday show. Yeah, right. It evens it out. But you have three. We're going to have three. Also imagine somebody gets three good ones. I think it's 50-50. Yeah. It evens it out. But you have three. We're going to have three. Also, imagine somebody gets three good ones. I think it's 50-50. Yeah.

It's dead split. Because I think if it is three each, 50-50, what are the odds somebody gets all bad things? Somebody will get all bad. Yeah, strong. No, I love this. It's great. This might be our best ever. I said we needed something big going into Super Bowl week.

No, no, no, no, no. We are. Because then we have Super Bowl week where we're going to – I think there's some days that we're going to have to do three. No, no, no, no. We are because it has to be because then we have Super Bowl week where we're going to I think there's some days that we're going to have to do three hour shows.

So it will be good if someone has to If we do a hundred things aren't there going to be a lot of funny ones that we don't get? No, everyone has three balls. We're all getting

we're filling up the balls. What do you mean? No, there's going to be a lot of funny ones. There's going to be a lot of stuff we don't get to do. It's fine.

Well, maybe we make it a 100 and then we narrow it down But if they're all good, it doesn't matter Is it just us? Who back there is going? Are they going? Che? I don't know, I think Che is going Are you going to LA?

I think I have to for trivia, at least So then, yeah So when I get home tonight, I will That's 20 I will get Tommy Walker to give us five He'll give some suggestions too 24 So should we just do like a quarter of them? 25 things That's 20. I will get Tommy Walker to give us five. He'll give some suggestions, too. 24. So should we just do like a quarter of them?

25 things. Let's do 50 balls. A pocket of balls. All right. We're at 50 balls? Are we allowed to do like a drug one? Yeah. Weed.

Legal in California. Coke is, too. LSD. Yeah. Someone has to go in the ocean every day. Yeah. I would love that. That's not a bad one.

That's a good one. What if it's a rainy day? Have you been to California? No, but I did that in Miami every day. I bet the ocean gives you my brains. There's a little bit of a difference between the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. What is it cold? Very cold.

Very. Like extremely cold. Which one? Pacific. Pacific. Let's see. is it called? Very cold. Very cold. Like extremely cold. Which one? Pacific. Let's see. Really? I don't know. Really?

Seems like they would be both. No. Like the San Diego beach is cold. Pacific is bigger. The only time I've swam in California is beautifully warm water. Yeah, me too. I've only been once and I remember it being very warm. In winter, it's 59 degrees

well that's cold okay but atlanta is also cold yeah probably miami you went into miami yeah okay miami you're right yeah yeah 59 but you're comparing that's more north versus south then it's not pacific versus atlantic yeah san. Miami and L.A. are pretty. No. No. Not even close. No. No? Miami's like, or L.A.'s like where Atlanta is.

Yeah, it's down there. That is down there for sure. It's not nearly as down there as Miami. I'm sure the Pacific is pretty cold. Water temperature in San Diego today is 59.9. All right, what's the water temperature in Miami right now? I didn't know you could Google that. That's pretty cool.

I love the future. 77 degrees. 77 degrees. I told you it's a significant difference. The water in Miami is 77 degrees right now? Today's South Beach, Miami sea temperature is 77 degrees. Damn.

God damn it. It's 59.5 in San Diego. Me and Brandon stuttered. We meant to say the Atlantic is much warmer. No, you did say that. No, listen. I'm not saying I'm smart. I just remember going to L.A. the first time and being like, oh, I'm going to go in the ocean.

And they're like, yeah, it's cold. It's cold all year round. That's boof. It's cold in the water temperature, San Diego summer. Yeah, it's crazy. I probably just misremembered it. You were just a kid though, right? Yeah.

So you didn't care. I don't. Yeah, 77 is fucking hot for water. The average temperature in the summer in San Diego is 68 degrees. That's still very cold. Yeah, it's still, yeah. Very cold. The bathhouse we go to, the ice bath is 52 degrees.

Right. And that wants to make you die. That's 52? Yeah. Yeah, that's death. Yeah, so you're going into, you're basically, one of the balls will be a polar plunge. Yeah. Damn.

One ball, like a good one could be... Yeah, we got to think of the good ones. The good ones are hard. I think visually it's not that funny when someone just runs into the ocean real quick and then runs out. That's funny. What about if you have to stay there 20 minutes? Then if he rolls in the sand. Well, it's just like a thing you have to do every day that sucks.

Maybe dig a hole would be funny. Cold showers? Oh, yeah. Every morning, cold showers? How are people going to keep track of that? You've got to prove it. Yeah, yeah. He'll come and watch.

I'll sit in that. That's two different things. He's going to come and watch. He'll be a watcher, and then there'll be the cold shower. He's going to come and watch and come. No, actually, that's a really bad. No, that's actually perfect. Cold showers, and then another bad ball is you have to watch the cold shower. Have to watch somebody cold shower. Yep, there's two. Yep actually perfect. Cold showers. And then another bad ball is you have to watch the cold shower.

Have to watch somebody cold shower. Yep, there's two. Yep, perfect. But what if you get both of those? I think that's a win. Yeah, you just have to watch yourself. You have to do a premiere somewhere, Jason. Okay.

Which would be dehumanizing. Yes, it would be. This is going to be incredible. You're shivering, lumpy body with tiny penis. Someone's got to chug a beer to start every show. Somebody should have to do a Charlie Puth eyebrow. Yeah, eyebrow line. Oh, my God.

Puth. Fucking Puth. All right, this is good. This is great, even. Someone has to fuck every day. Yeah. Super hot girls. Nose goes.

Nobody? I'm excited for this. Someone has to lather themselves up in wood. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. It's a damn good one. It's the best one.

But where would we get all the wood? You could shop at getwood.com or at your local CVS. I have one of those. Favorite scent. Golden Hour for me. Mine's Golden Hour. You could have someone be, like, someone gets the draw that they get a personal assistant, and then the other one is a personal assistant.

A personal assistant. Yeah. So, like, all week, it's like, hey, go get me this. That's a good one. Yep. The possibilities are endless. That's a good one. Yep. The possibilities are endless. That's a good one on both sides. Yeah.

We should also figure out ways to work stuff into the show. That or like post-show videos. Yeah, or like someone, yeah. Like Brandon wearing an airbrush shirt challenging somebody to one-on-one in Compton. I think that would be tight. It would be sick. How about regardless, let's get an airbrush shirt? Yeah, we will.

I'm down for that. I'm going to have to start hitting the gym hard for these next two weeks. You have to pull off an airbrush shirt? Yeah. You might be eating it out. Oh, someone should have to do vegan all week. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.

Green smoothies? That's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Green smoothies. That's too cruel. I might be out. No, no. In-N-Out is way worse than vegan. I agree. I would feel so sick. No, vegan's worse than that.

No. Vegan's worse. Dude, you know how many good vegan options there probably are? There's a lot. But you're going to see people, like, you're out in L.A., but we're going to be going to – there's going to be nice restaurants around. Eating a cheeseburger and fries every meal. It sucks. You're going to be going to... There's going to be nice restaurants around. Eating a cheeseburger and fries every meal? It sucks.

You're going to be sick of it? For a week? I know. This isn't inciting to me. I would rather have a bad hamburger every meal than vegetables. By day two, you will be like, this sucks. All the sodium. So I could change my life in LA if I got the vegan option.

Yeah. Imagine you change and you just love it. You go against everything you stand for. I can't imagine that. I can't vegan option. Yeah. Imagine you change and you just love it. No. You go against everything you stand for. I can't imagine that. I can't imagine it at all. Your wife would leave you. Oh, definitely. I agree with Brandon.

I don't think you would have a hard time doing it. I don't either. There would be really good options. You have Chick-fil-A every day. Do you like leeks? You're a repetitive eater. Yeah. I do like leeks.

Okay. Good start. I like like leeks. Okay. Good start. Like Brussels sprouts as well. I'm just thinking my brain's just spinning right now. We got so many things. I want to do one where it's like

someone has to someone has to become an expert on a topic and we have Jeff D. Lowe come up with a question every day. Wow, yeah. And if you miss it something, yeah.

Do you think we can get somebody on a game show while we're out there? Something bad happens? I don't know. One of us should just have somebody on a game show while we're out there? Something bad happens? I don't know. One of us should just have to go to the dentist while we're there. That's amazing. Teeth cleaning?

Yes. Teeth cleaning. Oh, my God. And then you can do one where someone has to go to a spa. Get a massage. Yeah, get a massage. Yes, yes, the dentist. Oh, my God.

It's going to be a pretty jam-packed meeting. You have to actually book a dentist appointment and go. You have to go to the dentist. This is going to cost this company thousands of dollars. It already is. You have dental. No, I'm talking about dental. I'm talking about spa.

I'm talking about everything. Do you have a DMV? No, I think you have to pay for yourself. Oh, my God. Like a parallel park? Someone has to parallel park. Yep. In a crowded area.

Oh, I can't do that. No, I think these are... None of these would be crazy expensive. Someone should have to dress up and go on Hollywood Boulevard as a character. Yes. Oh, my God, yeah. That's a good one. Uh-huh.

And that one you can tape. That one would be funny, too. You can tape in the morning and we can put it in the show in the afternoon. Yeah. Like, that would be funny. That would be. I want to figure out ways that we can build it up because i know we have more show we have to do it's super bowl week we want we're

gonna have a live audience we gotta just we gotta be we're gonna be on our game for this no i think it's just a bite like usually we just do a bar that people can show up to is it two hours every day it's so it could be up to three oh my god let's do it. Well, it's up to Dave. Dave's kind of like, I'm trying to figure out what Dave wants to do, and he hasn't really decided. So I've told him, if needed, the Yak can do three hours a day. Yeah. What are they all trying to have, like jam-packed content? We're going to have a three-hour block every day. It's going to be on later at night on the East Coast, just so everyone knows.

Oh, yeah. So it's going to be the later at night on the east coast just so everyone knows so it's going to be the afternoon in LA and there's going to be a three hour block and when Dave doesn't want to do something we will do all three hours and when he does and we can also break it up like the last hour I can do sports talk with someone I also have to do my show from out there

the Brandon Walker show that got cancelled no it didn't they're leaving TJ here so he can run it otherwise The Brandon Walker Show. That got canceled. No, it didn't. They're leaving TJ here so he can run it. That got canceled. Otherwise. Yeah, that's why Dave's leaving TJ here.

Yeah, that's. Dylan, let's get goat cam on Dylan. Yes, Dylan. Appreciate it. Yak legend. Yak legend. Thank him for the Yak channel and the thumbnails. Yes, go subscribe to the Yak channel. We're at like 44,000.

Let's get to 50. If we get a plaque by the end of the year, we'll do something crazy. Dylan, make yourself the thumbnail. This is our most ambitious week of all time. Dylan, you're the thumbnail today. This is our most ambitious week of all time. And make the title your Venmo. Honestly do that.

By the way, when Roan comes in today, let's just do a little experiment. When Roan walks in, let's just all go silent. Oh, I like that. Just see and see how long we can make it awkward for. All right, so are we spinning this wheel? Did we forget about the toe? Yeah, no, I didn't. We're spinning the wheel.

Oh, yeah. Oh, and Steven, what do you want us to do about this Aaron Donald? Do you want us to get him suspended or no? I'm conflicted. I did spend time looking up other guys. Can we see the video? Yeah, I'll send it to TJ. Steven made a compilation video

to try to get Aaron Donald suspended. Might as well see it. TJ, I just sent you a video as well. Let's see it. You made a full compilation video? I don't think he's listening. He's not. Someone has to jerk off three times a day?

Three times a day. Oh, my God. I promise you. And the in and out one? And the cigarette? You're just going to have a heart attack. You're going to have a heart attack. The margin of difficulty between jacking off two and three times a day is insane.

Two is so easy. Three is so hard. You have to wake up first thing in the morning and jack off.. It's insane. Two is so easy, three is so hard. You have to wake up first thing in the morning and jack off. Two can be easy. Two is very easy. I feel bad about myself

after the saltine challenge. I feel bad about myself after the saltine challenge. Three is insane. You're third. That will be one three times, 15 times in five days. Jesus.

That's got to be bad for you. TJ, what's the longest pair of pants you can buy on Amazon? If we can get somebody with like 50 length jeans rocking a real big cuff all week. I would just do an insane amount of squats. What's the world record cuff? What's the world record cuff?

You can only fold something so many times. Well, no, but if you just do one big cuff up, but they're still the length of pants. Yeah, they're just 32-64s folded once perfectly. Have you ever seen that? They look inside out. I was thinking

just one massive cuff at the bottom. Oh, just like a ring. Just like a really wide cuff. Yeah, we'll get somebody. We'll long jean somebody. I wish you had to wear Jankos the entire time, too.

Jinkos. Jankos? Because then it's like, oh, they're doing the Jankos thing, but if you just do a long cuff. It's been so long since we long jeaned. Long jeans. We didn't even film it last time. Just did it. PFT has Jankos.

Yeah. He does, yes. Those are just going to come back on ironically. Those are awesome. What's this? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-oh. What do we got here?

This is the Brandon Walker football show with Brandon Walker. TJ, I just sent you a video. Oh, we were asking about... Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I think he said, who out there listens to the Brandon Walker College football show with Brandon Walker There's a girl

Let's hear it again Brandon's sister was in it That's right That is a great point That was a great point We asked the crowd to say that. They went nuts when we asked about Brandon. No, but.

They did. Okay, so we said, does anybody listen to Brandon Walker's football show? And there was a noise. And then Kyle said, no, no, no, no, wait. Let's record this. Don't say anything. That happened.

No, I don't think so. There was a loud noise. People do listen to it. And the people there listen to it. I would argue you were the second most popular guy there. Well, that's not true. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Just being nice. Yeah, it's probably true. That's weird. Okay. I'm very nice to you. That you are. Well, I mean. What?

You've got to be nice after what happened on The Dozen last night. For the record, I do not know what happened. Tomorrow at 7 p.m. at Sussex, Chicago. You look like a peacock right now with your hair. I know. Zoom in on that. You look like that lizard that killed Newman. Don't, don't, don't.

I don't know what to do. You look like a dinosaur from You're Gonna Spit Venom. I don't know what to do. That thing is cocked out. My word. I don't know what to do. Cocked out. My word. I don't know what to do. I hate it. I hate it so much.

Oh, yeah. One of us has to wear a bead in our hair in L.A. Someone has to get a buzz cut. No. Too real? Brother. Too fat. This is what brings in the listeners.

I think I'm going to put that one down. Oh, God. You boys seemed real scared about that. Do you have the video, Stephen I'm going to put that one down. Oh, God. You boys seemed real scared about that. Do you have the video, Steven? You want to play it? Yeah, but wait, hold on. While we're on the topic, Brandon says that I don't like him. And that's not true at all.

Well, you don't. I mean, it's obvious that you do not. I like you a lot. But a lot of people don't like Brandon. There's an inner rage that comes in you when it comes to me that doesn't come out against anybody else. Oh, I think a lot of people have that with you. That's fine. But him in particular.

No, I like Brandon Allen. The only reason I threw the plastic, empty shot glass at you was because you ruined the vibe on Friday. And that I was pissed about. I didn't ruin the vibe. I didn't ruin the vibe. You embarrassed me. Any time a vibe starts and then one person stands up five seconds into it and says, don't like this, it's about abortion, they ruin the vibe. No matter what the song was.

It was an abortion suicide song. It wasn't. He was playing YMCA. Don't get me started on that one. Relax. But outside of that, no, I like you a lot. And we have a good relationship. You texted me last weekend about Madden controls.

Oh, wow. Great relationship. That's Stephen Chase. I texted him out of the blue. Stephen Chase bar for great relationship. I said, in Madden 2005, how do I do turbo? And he had the answer for me. I couldn't remember. Great relationship.

You know there's like you can just press the start menu? I don't think in Madden 2005 you could. You couldn't look at the controls? I don't remember. Unquestionably you can. Why were you playing Madden 2005? I got in the PS2 phase. I bought a bunch of PS2 games and I've been playing.

You got NCAA? Oh, yeah. NCAA 06. Ratchet and Clank? And I got Madden 2005. I got MVP Baseball. I've been having a good time. Just going back in time.

Yeah, any Lego Star Wars? Lego Star Wars. I was about to say Lego Barstool. No, we have the kid. Tommy has Lego shit. Lego Barstool? Lego Barstool, yeah. He has Lego Barstool on PS4.

Well, Lego Barstool on PS2 is the best. Yeah. Back in the Milton days. Does he have the eye toy? Yes. Fuck yeah I don't know SingStar This isn't a PS5 yet

Damn SingStar 2 You got that eye toy Is it an eye You just got the camera Yeah it's the eye toy Yeah yeah he's got that He's got two of them

That was the sickest That was the coolest He could wash windows I was good at it And he has an Oculus now Thanks to Uncle Big Cat Uncle Big Cat He's ripping out my fucking toenail Alright I was good at it and he has an oculus now thanks to uncle big cat uncle big cat

he's ripping out my fucking toenail alright yeah play the video and then let's spin the wheel I don't think we should do it oh yeah yeah yeah

so the context of this video is I want is Aaron Donald should be suspended for Sunday afternoon okay well this is it needs audio ball has always

and will always be a context for but it should be played with a controlled violence and the nfl has rules that have been put in place to protect the players all these fights you see here have resulted in a suspension for the instigating party from the nfl in the first ever monday night football game with the world watching rams defensive tackle Aaron Donald got into a fight with Cardinals offensive tackle DJ Humphreys. Now I am calling for Donald to be suspended for one game. No matter the environment, if you're feeling unsafe in your workplace,

from getting a can of high noon chucked at your head, to having an opponent pull off your helmet and attempt to punch you over and over, they all deserve suspensions commissioner do the right thing suspend aaron donald for one game i've brought this to your attention the ball is in your court okay can we go back to the beginning you said the instigator is always suspended he was retaliating the person throwing the punches um uh so one one the instigator technically is miles scared who was suspended one thing i would say one thing i would say is don't so you need to add two things take out the throwing a can at at someone's head and put the video in and then also

put brandon's push in why spled in because that would be funnier. That actually doesn't help the case because he wasn't suspended. It's true. That was too valuable. I have to. So then put the Rico can throw and take out you saying it. Just have it be randomly in there. Okay.

I see what you're saying. Yeah. Okay. What's your vote on this? Should he be suspended or not? I think he should. You also misspoke and said in the first ever Monday night football game? First ever Monday night football playoff game.

Oh, yes. Why don't you listen? He didn't say playoff. He did. I don't believe he did. All right, we'll play it again. He said first ever Monday night football game. Run back the tapes.

Run back the tapes. Football has always and will always be a contact sport, but it should be played with a controlled violence, and the NFL has rules that have been put in place to protect the players. All these fights you see here have resulted in a suspension for the instigating party from the NFL. In the first ever Monday Night Football game with the World Watchers... Oh!

Shit! That was in 1970. Oh! Shit! That was in 1970. Brutal. Brutal. I owe you an apology, Brandon. Big Cat, thoughts on the suspension? I'm sorry, Brandon, and I can no longer support the cause, Stephen.

But I'm conflicted on putting it out. You think I should put it out? Hell no. Because your fact's all wrong. Well, yeah, I mean, I can edit that. No. Well, I have to edit it. Why are you conflicted then?

Jay, also, why are you talking so slow in the video? Yeah, Steven, why are you conflicted? Like, you actually think this is going to get him suspended? I think there's like a half percent chance. But, like, there's a zero chance. But you think there is a chance. A half percent chance is not bad. It's 1 in 200.

1 in 200 chance that Stephen Chay's video gets one of the best defensive players in the NFL suspended. Well, I mean, they just decided to find a Bruce Arians right before this for hitting his player. He thinks he's influential enough to have a domino effect. Well, no, that's the thing. No one is influential. If it gets boosted enough where Big Cat is tweeting the video, then... All right, I'll do it. Well, no, that's...

Well, you've got to do it now. I'm conflicted because does this actually just make him more pissed off and he plays better? He's not going to get to Aaron Donald. Twitter is so much less important. We're double influential that you think that like. You think this is going to impact Aaron Donald himself. Yeah, Aaron Donald's going to see it and be like, oh, now I'm going to fucking kill him. Yeah.

Jay, if this video became like the number one trending video on Twitter, he still wouldn't get suspended. And he wouldn't see it. And he wouldn't see it. You're still torn. I wasn't going to play good until I saw this video. At the end of the day, it just goes back to what's the best on the field for the Bucs, what I do, and that's what I'm weighing right now. Yeah, I mean, I would say you're a distraction.

You're being a distraction. Is it good that he's maybe checking Twitter, though, and, like, not? I mean, defensive players. It kind of makes the Bucs look a little cowardly. It does, yeah. But, I mean, I'm also technically not an official representative of the team, so I have that card. What a tough, tough spot you put yourself in here.

I would sleep on it. It is a real Sophie's Choice. Yeah, you got a man right on this. It really is. You said you were conflicted. I didn't know that's what you were talking about. No, yeah, I don't want to be bulletin board material. But if there is even a half chance he gets suspended.

McVeigh calls everybody around. Says, boys, look at this. Oh, my God, Steven. Here's something else. Jay, when do the Bucs play? Sunday at 3. So you've got time. Yeah, no, definitely.

You can sit on it for a bit. No, but if it's over, you've got to get going. You've got to get the suspension. You've got to get the balls rolling. I mean, league things take time. Zah's crying. Have you sent it to Brady? Oh, that's good.

Send it to Brady. Send it to Brady. See what he thinks. He does respond to you. Hey, is Tristan Wirth it to Brady? Oh, that's good. Send it to Brady. Send it to Brady. See what he thinks. He does respond to you. Hey, is Tristan Wirfs going to play? It seems optimistic. He was in a walking boot, though. Jensen's going to play?

Jensen looks more likely than Wirfs, but it looks like both could play, which would be huge. What's that spread? Three. It was three? Three and a half, you said? It's going to be a good game. Unbelievable.

All right, let's spin the wheel. Where the hell is Roan? So, what is it, last person? Last person eliminated. Yeah, we keep eliminating names. Okay. All right. Oh, God.

Oh, God. I don't want to do this at all. All right. Here we go. First spin. I don't like my color. Ooh, nice. This is a good sound.

Oh. Oh. I don't know about that. All right. Brandon's out. All right. Good. Feels good.

Thank you. This is a good wheel, TJ. This is a great wheel. Great wheel, TJ. It's a great wheel. Great wheel, TJ. It's going to be half and half. It's going to be awesome. Yeah! Sloppy.

Wait, can we add in a stipulation where if your name gets selected three times, then you have to do it? No, we're removing it. We're removing it. We're removing it. Oh, it removes it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the wheel's getting bigger. do it. Take the name out. We're removing. We're removing. Oh, it removes it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the wheel's getting bigger.

The wheel's staying the same size. What? It's getting bigger? Oh, the pieces are getting bigger. Sorry. Sask! I'm happy because Sask would not have done it. No, I would have. I never would have been like, fuck Sask.

I don't want that for you, bro. I love you like a son. It's going to be me, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, TJ's out. Count your blessings. He probably couldn't have done it anyway. Now, TJ, you're going to have to make this clip,

because if it's Roan, he's not going to believe it. We'll have to replay it for him. Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me. My baby boy. Wow. I want it to be Kyle. I want it to be Che. It's a big wheel.

Oh, give me some. Oh, congrats. Bless. Justice for give me some. Oh, congrats. Bless. Justice for yesterday. Yeah. I don't like this remaining. Oh, God. It's a nightmare.

Come on. Shay. Shay. Oh, no. Me and Roan, and Roan isn't here. He's going to beat me. He can't beat me. He's out.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. him yeah all right we need to do an elimination wheel every day that was incredible wheel tj with the wheel unbelievable we'll do best of seven when he sits down uh hand kyle the tools just

so he can get familiar yeah that's true this is like william wallace the last scene of braveheart god damn that was awesome. That was really awesome. I want to do a wheel. Yeah, that was a rough show. Holy shit. Is this a wheel show? We can do that.

I was way more excited than the pinball machine. By the way, you know what we should also do for the show? Super Bowl week. Now my brain is totally spinning. We should do Family Feud. We should have people can come up as a group and play against us. Yeah. That'd be good.

We can make our own questions, too. I have an update with the real Family Feud. They've started ghosting us and sending me around to different people. They did say that since we are not blood-related, it would have to be Celebrity Family Feud, which I think would be fine. Yeah, what about if we did a blood transfusion? We if we just, what if we did a blood transfusion? We're not celebrities. What if we did a blood transfusion? Let's do the easier route.

Yeah, why can't we just become a family? Big Cat, adopt. Yeah, I'll adopt everyone. They said blood family. Okay, so then we get blood transfusions. We swap blood. I'd love to be a little Jewish. Yeah, there you go.

Well, anyway. I think I just spit in your mouth Anyway it looks like We're not getting through because I sent it To a couple people I followed up a couple times haven't heard back So I think we need like the listeners And the viewers to get behind us And make Family Feud aware that we want to be on the show Have you thought about making a video?

You can tweet at the league office. I did send them examples. Of the social highlights, but yeah, I can combine them into more. Stephen, do you think you could get Trump his rightful spot back in the White House after the election was stolen from him

if you just do a video? I don't know how to answer that without... No. You don't think you have enough influence? No. Just trying to see where the influence stops. Yeah.

Who do you think does have the influence? Steven. The man can get Aaron Donald suspended. One in 200 chance. Can we make a wheel of one of 200? If you turned, yeah. Yeah, do a wheel. And let's see how many tries it takes to land on that.

Show ends when it lands on Che getting Aaron Donald suspended. Yeah. I love wheels. I'm sorry, boys. You can do a 1 in 200, and it's just every 1 through 99 is no suspension. 1 is suspension. Just show those wheels are awesome. I think I'm a wheel sell now. Where is that?

God damn it. Yeah. Yeah, where is Roan? I think he's watching, and he bailed. Yeah, definitely. Can we have some more color about why you're getting your toenail removed Yeah, where is Roan? I think he's watching and he bailed. Yeah, definitely. Can we have some more color about why you're getting your toenail removed? It's in Roan. Yeah, that's it.

So there's going to be blood. Yeah. Because typically if a nail's dead, it just kind of... It's not dead. It's just in. I'm out on wheels. This is the most unmanly wheel ever.

What number is Che getting him? Che had 192. No way, did he? Did you take 192, Che? 66. Alright, Aaron Donald. Double numbers. Alright, 66. 66. All right. Aaron Donald. You love double numbers. Oh.

All right. Shake and do it. That would have been an all-time moment if it landed on 66 there. All right. So. All right. So you still haven't gotten suspended. So that's three tweets.

How many tweets will you need? This thing's going to make me sick. All right, I'm out on wheels. Fuck the wheels. I'm out on this. One last spin. He gets this. Stephen Che gets a million dollars.

Is it stuck? Now she's moving that fast. Oh! I got a little nervous there. Close. All right, we're out on wheels. Oh, is that Roan? Here he comes.

Slow clap. I guess we'll have to say something now because he's... Oh. Buddy. So... Yeah! So we got good news and bad news, Roan. Which one would you like first?

Whichever one kind of like makes the other one sound more impactful. Whoa. Okay. Real. KB might have to take off Nick's ingrown toenail. What's the bad news? There's a good chance. You also might have to take off.

Take a look at that wheel, brother. You are the two names left. One more spin. No, it's best of seven. Seven more spins. Four more spins. It's happening live on the show. We have the tools.

Wait, if it lands on KB, is it an elimination? Do you want, is it the first person? Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. I think you want it. Last person standing has to do it. That was the rule. It, if it lands on KB, is it an elimination? Do you want? Is it the first person? Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. I think you want it. Last person standing has to do it. That was the rule. But it has to be your name.

Let's keep the same theme. You're going to point for your name. You're going to point for landing on your name. Yeah. So first to four. First to four doesn't have to do it. Yes. Yes.

Correct. All right. Why was I included in this? I wasn't here. TJ, you were going to be here. TJ, can we get dramatic music? Do you want to show? TJ, can you show Rome?

Play some Labyrinth. He trusts us, but we trust him. Spin the whole thing. I trust you guys. Go back and watch. TJ, play a royalty-free Labyrinth song. Play Labyrinth, please. From the Bunbury set.

Do you understand what's happening here? 2014. We're spinning the wheel. Get the music. And then whoever loses, whoever doesn't get his name called four times here. KB, you give me 20 bucks, you can buy out of it right now. I'll just do it.

No, no, no. The wheel's electric. How about you give me 100 bucks then? No. Wait, if you didn't say it. No, the wheel's electric. Once you see the wheel, you're on it. All right, I didn't realize it was electric.

Some Sajak shit. We also have decided to get that foot ready. Pretty fucked up Super Bowl things that we're going to do right before we leave. For real? We'll fill you that in later. It's going to be fun. Rig the game. Well, one of them is someone has to smoke.

One of them's got a divorce. Yeah, one of them's got to smoke. We're going to have 50 outcomes. Smoke a pack of cigs a day. Yeah. Wait, does that mean I have to? Who's on board for divorce? I wouldn't fight it.

All right, here we go. First to four has to pull it off. No, first four's out. Rone has won. Rone has won. Suck my kiss, brother. You're a big lead here. Are these trans colors?

Yeah, yeah, they are. Oh Just close Sir Even it's all square Take a look at your weapon. I don't know. This is spooky. This is going to come down to the last one. Yes, sir. Oh, hey.

Give me my boy. Give me my boy, KB. I told you the wheel was electric. What a premature celebration. This shit is rigged for money. Two for KP. I'm sick to my stomach. How many does he need? Four? Four.

Easy round. Two, two. Nice comeback. Shut up, dude. Stop trying to put your fucking thumb on it. Here we go. That's a good spin. That was a torqueier spin.

Yes, sir. Uh-oh. All right. 3-2. KB gets one more. It's KB's. Or it's Rome's nail. What is the score?

3-2. 3-2 you. One more and you win. No, no, no, no. You look good today, Rome. He looks good. You got the whole color sequence. Everything black and white.

You're like a half-moon cookie. Black and white and red all over. After the tone-out flipping. Ling Ling. The panda. A zebra. Slash trickshot artist. Yeah.

And I'm like... Here we go. A desegregated school. What? Still some of this in pockets. Oh, man. All right, brother. Close it out.

Good work, Kyle. Good job, Kyle. Good job, Kyle. You got to put your foot up here. Yeah. This might take a long time. I'll make sure it doesn't. As you can see, the right side of my toe is just going into my skin, and it hurts very bad. It doesn't look that bad, though.

That's because I started yesterday. It's going in. Wait. Put your foot up here. Put your foot up here. It hurts to stand. Ron? Join me, brother.

You're supposed to get some Spanish food for lunch. This is ruining my appetite for our rapist. Good shot. All right. There it is Can you get this Grab the tools This is so gross

You should have just gone You should have Oh man What are we looking at here He's ripping the whole thing off Oh god You okay I'm crying I'm crying Oh, God. You okay?

I'm crying. I'm crying. This is so gross. Tell me this isn't great content. No, you don't get to decide what he starts with. He can use whatever tools he wants. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

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Do it yourself. Do it yourself. Do it yourself. Do it yourself. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Make sure you hear mics. Yeah, here mics. Stop touching me. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Make sure you hear Mike's. Oh, and hold the mic. Or Stephen. Oh, here we go. Stop touching me. I'm making sure you don't get too far. Why did you want me to do this? I'm making sure you don't get too far.

I'm laughing so hard right now, I can't fucking... Brown, easy. Wait, no, no, no, you got to stop. No, that's too deep. That's too deep, dude. What are you talking about? You told me I had to do this, and now suddenly I'm not the fucking surgeon you want?

I didn't tell you you had to do this. Why did Nick... The wheel decided. Yeah, you have to spread it out a little bit. Nick, why don't you start it? Why don't you start it for yourself? Because I won the wheel, Dan. That's true.

That's true. Good point. Good point. Come on, Roan. Do it the right way. Oh, God. That's like a sharp one, too. What is it?

I don't know. Ah! Ouch. Wait, wait. I'm crying. Space it out. Stop trying to tell me how to do my job. I'm crying. Space it out. Stop trying to tell me how to do my job. I'm crying.

What is that? Why did you say squeamish? Because you're ripping. What is that? What is this? What are we screwing? I don't want to use this. Ow.

Ow. No. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, ow. No, oh no. Oh no, there it is. It's coming, it's coming, it's coming. He's doing it. Because it keeps hurting. Because it keeps hurting me. So what, dude? I'm trying to do this.

You're making me do surgery on you. Am I the only one who's laughing? Am I the only one who's laughing? Because I like my face. Look at my face. You said it was easy. You said it was one for a cut. I'm crying. This is so funny. It hurts so bad. No one else thinks this is funny. It's so hard to watch. It's so funny. Let him do it. Oh my god. Let him do it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it.

He's getting it. He's getting it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's getting it. He's getting it. He's getting it. He's getting it. He's getting it. Wait. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out.

Time out. Time out. Time out. You're out. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I think you just pushed it in deeper. Yeah, I did.

I don't know what I'm even trying to mechanically do here. I'm just kind of jumping in and around. It's not going to pop out. All right. Go back in. Go back in. Oh, God. Have you done this before?

Yes, but I did it. It takes a long time. You have to scrape, scrape, scrape. All the time. I got nothing to do. What do you have to do? I don't even see what the affliction is. No. God, I won fair and square.

I won fair and square. I won fair and square. If you need an assistant, it's going to be KB. He was second to last. Good point, KB. Assistant. He needs another set of hands, KB. You threw a cactus to me. All right.

All right. Do a spin. Make a wheel. Make a wheel for assistant. Yeah, assistant wheel. Assistant wheel. Assistant wheel. Put everyone's name back on there.

Assistant wheel. Take Nick's off. No Nick. Assistant wheel. That wheel. All right. Put everyone's name back on there. Assistant wheel. Take Nick's off. No Nick. Assistant wheel. That was hurting really bad. I'm shocked. I am thoroughly enjoying this. I'm crying.

Everybody else would have been big pussies about it. Wait, no. Take me off. Take me off. Yeah, take Ron off. Ron can't assist himself. Oh, what pain were you feeling? Yeah, when you were doing that, what pain were you feeling physically?

Squeamishness was the answer. I wasn't prepared for that. The assistance wheel. This is awesome. I think you need to... There's tweezers that you've hardly touched. I think one of the ping pong balls for Super Bowl week is that you have to take off a nail a day. Oh.

That's like getting captured by the Viet Cong. One nail a day until you have no nails left. I'm going to need a second assistant to hold this microphone. Okay, yeah, yeah. Well, no, no, no. All right, we'll get volunteer as a microphone. No, no, we're spinning right now for assistant position. Guys, I don't think I want to do this anymore,

and I think we got the laughs out of the way. I think I should just go to the doctor. Roll the wheel. I think we need to figure out an assistant. We'll find something else to pull off of you. Do you want to stop? We can stop. No, let's just try to go back in one more time.

With an assistant. Yeah. Any moment that you want to stop you are also absolutely allowed to stop what you want because i don't know what you we need to push this skin back first so you can get the nail in there you gotta get your toenail doesn't look that bad it's bad it's way in there yeah it's an ingrown toenail see how it just doesn't stop going in and it's gonna to hook in. Oh, no, he's going back. Assistance. Keep going. I see no progress.

Assistance on the wheel. Spin the wheel. What is the objective? All right, here we go. We're spinning the wheel again. I was talking about, I was helping you. Here we go. I like this.

All right, same way, elimination. Yep, same way, elimination. Oh, well, that's a shame. Rage. Rage. I would have helped. All right, I'm out. Nick, seriously, if you need to stop, we could stop. But you're being a pussy. Oh, fuck.

How many times have you done this to yourself, Nick? This is like four or five. Oh, my God. But over years. Last time I did it was like three years ago. I used a pop knife. Why don't you get a podiatrist? Yeah.

I actually just got a text from a podiatrist. Actually, you need to. What do I need to do? You need to go to a podiatrist to get anesthetics. I'll give you a chemical so it doesn't come back. A manicure, pedicure. No, I want the thing where they can pull

your toenail out and it doesn't grow back. Yeah. You need a chemical for that. All right, Brandon or Owen? From the podiatrist. I thought he said

he needed two assistants. Someone can hold the mic. I'll hold the mic if we need to. It's just the wheel is so... These are the two most squeamish guys. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh.

It's Owen. Owen loses at everything when we do stuff like this. Owen, please step forward. You are the assistant. Oh, that was not fun. I'm, like, shaking. If you want to stop, Nick, we can stop. Do you want to stop, Nick, we can stop. Do you want to stop?

It hurts really bad. You keep giving me many mixed signals. I'm going to have you press right here. Yeah. Dan, can you ask Rome to turn that mic on? Rome, turn that mic on. Turn your mic on. Here, I'll hold your mic.

Oh, Jesus. No, you don't have to pull back there. That's all good. It's all good. It's just this side. That's the corner. That's the corner we need. You could kind of push this down.

Oh, that's a pad. Push this down and push this down. It's plastic surgery. And then I'll get underneath it. He did a pad. He did a pad. So you press down. Use this tool right here.

Use this tool right here to pull it down. Jen, you excited for Super Bowl week? Super Bowl week. I'll get underneath. You're getting this every day. And I will pull this up. I don't like how quick you're going to that tool. That's like the last tool you need to snip it.

We need to expose the pen first. Go, go, go, go. Go. Hold this. Time is of the essence. No, quit going to that tool, Roan. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Quit it. You to that tool, Rone. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

Quit it. You need to get underneath of it. Tweezer out. All right, I'll use this one. No, ow, my God. That's just a blade. That's just a razor. No, put that down.

Stop being squeamish, dude. I don't know. Give him a shot of whiskey. Dude, that one's just a sharp, sharp blade. I don't want... It's not. It's blunt. It's blunt.

Touch it, then. Ow, dude. Dude, quit it. You're trying to hurt me. We can stop. If you can't... You need another... If you can't be a man about this, you need to tweak it. Get it out there first. That thing is in there. Yeah, it's way in there. Oh, damn.

Alright, here we go. Owen's going back in. He's pulling it out. It's good. It's good. Oh, no. I'm out. I'm out. He back in. He's pulling it out. Oh, this is good, this is good. Oh, no, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. He's out, he's out. Hold on, no, no, hold on. He's doing a good job. You're right, you're close.

He's doing a good job. Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up. Here we go, hold it still, hold it still. You're doing really good, Nick. Oh, okay. Oh, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. You're doing really good, Nick. Okay. Quick, quick, quick.

You're doing really good. Thanks, man. Oh, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. I'm underneath it. I'm underneath it. I'm underneath it. Ah. Ah. Oh, fuck.

He's relieving pressure. He's relieving pressure. I see it. They're doing a good job. The nail's coming out. The nail's coming out. The nail's coming out. Is it in there? Is it deep?

Okay, I'm out. I'm out. You're really hurting me. How close is it? You see this part? Yeah, get that. Get that. I'm dislodging it.

What, squirted? That's a question you asked? What, squirted? Oh, no. It was a squirt. A squirt? I'm chipping away at the nail, though. It's breaking.

I'm breaking parts of it. That's good. You just need to relieve pressure. Yes, yes. I've had something similar. It's not like a crazy thing. You just need to relieve the pressure of the nail stuck in your toe. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

Okay, I'm snipping. You see these little white parts? These are parts of the nail. That's good. That means it's coming out. That's the nail that I'm chipping away at. You're doing good. You're doing really good, Nick.

You're doing good, Owen. It's really in there. It really is in there. You've got to do a better job of taking care of your feet. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's take a breather. Let's take a breather. All right, all right. Take a breath. This is good. You've got to do a better job of taking care of your feet.

All right, all right. You got to do a better job of taking care of your feet, buddy. That is a lot on you. Where are these old bags? Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God. All right, so I actually, now that I fully was close close up there I know exactly what's going on. I've had something similar. It hurts.

If we spin the wheel and I'm... Listen, it hurts but it also like this, we're actually doing exactly what you have to do. There's nothing you can do. Nothing I can do. Owen's being helpful as fuck. We don't get health insurance here. And you're being brave. You're so brave. Owen's being helpful as fuck. We don't get health insurance here. And you're being brave.

You're so brave. You're my brave little boy. You're really brave. Can you get him a lollipop? Yeah, I'll get you whatever you want. I was kind of close to crying. I'll get you whatever you want. I was pretty close to crying. You really got in there.

Like, for a second, you were underneath. Instant relief. Really? Yes. Yes. Yes. I see. I know it.

I know where it is. The pressure's coming off. Yes. Gotta let me use the big ones. You want us to get down there? No, no, no. I don't think we should do this anymore. One more try. Once more to the breach. It's bleeding, and then there's a bunch of pen ink in there. I think the ink will help.

Oh, Roan, if you could pull out what you had. That's what I'm saying. I need the big tweezers. All right. Round two. Yes. I might... No, no, no. It's better for the camera. TJ, is chat

disliking this? We have a shitload of viewers. How many viewers? 63,000. Alright, nice. What's up, everyone? 63,000. This is like a cake thing, man. 63 million, actually.

Yeah. No, 63,000. You said it right. Nick, you're my brave little boy. I'm going to buy you a nice ice cream treat after this. Maybe go to Carvel. An ice cream cake? Hey, Pete, come in here.

Pete, have you ever gotten an ingrown toenail out? Can you help? Whose is it? What the fuck do you think it is? It's Nick's. I have a shoe off. Distract him. Ow, ow, ow, wait, wait.

Wait, no, no, you're going back to that tool. I need it. No, that's not, no, give me's. I have a shoe off. Distract him. Ow, ow, ow. Wait, wait. Wait, no, no. You're going back to that tool. I need it. No, that's not. No, give me that. You don't need that. I do actually, though. Look, you don't need that.

It's the only thing that's going to pull it out. He needs it. He needs it. Use both. The security guard wants to help so bad, and I think he can. Are we doing the right thing? We need to expose it. Get deeper underneath, Owen.

Owen, flip that so you can pull it up a little bit. Yes. Ow. Ow. Can you help us? Can you help us? Can you help? Oh, wait.

You're hurting me. Just pull that out. That part we need to pull out. Oh, you're saying you got to snip that? Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Cut toe? Like the actual... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We're doing something. We're doing something. Oh, here we go, Owen. What are you seeing, Owen? Gross. Rowan, how you feeling? I'm getting something. I'm getting something.

Oh, ow, oh ow wait wait wait ouch ow ow that's it that's it that's the thing that's the thing I had it

what happened he had it what happened let him finish the last part is the most painful let him finish I know exactly

what he's talking about I've literally had this happen before. It's like the last little piece is almost attached to your toe. You need to rip it off. Get him some whiskey. Get him a little nip of whiskey. Actually, someone give him.

We'll finish the amputation. Yeah, let's get him liquor. Let's get him a little bit of liquor. Nick, how are you feeling? Just checking my email. We got this. I feel so good. Just got an email from World of Hyatt.

They're giving out good deals, so I decided to attend to that first. I feel like we're getting closer as a show right now. This is a moment that we'll always remember. We need to finish what we started. You guys want to get a little closer next time? It's actually so close. I know exactly what they're doing, and they're just so close. You need to get your hands dirty.

Go get it. No, I'm doing fine. No, Ron's doing a fine job. I'm just saying, as the field reporter of this surgery, I know what they're doing, and they're doing the correct thing. You could think from afar that they're mangling his toe. They're not. It's a very painful procedure.

Jersey Jerry's definitely somewhere jerking off right now. Yo, we should get Jerry. Can you get Jerry? Yeah, let's get Jerry to take a look at these. I just want Jerry to just take a look. Maybe rate the feet real quick. A little brevity. They're covered in ink.

Well, he probably likes that. If he can't handle you at your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best. Tell you what, we're on a hot streak of the acts right now. Yeah, we are. Oh, that's liquor. Take a rip of that fucking, what's that, Cruzan rum? He's taking some liquor. Some Goslings. That's what I make white Russians with. All right. It's liquor. Take a rip of that fucking... What's that, Cruzan rum? Taking some liquor. Some Goslings.

That's what I make white Russians with. All right. It's delicious. Take a smack of that. Take a swig of it. It'll make you feel better. Take a swig. Take a swig.

We need to do this. This isn't, like, drinking time. This isn't leisure time. Did you see it come out? That's why I squirmed. Yeah, you should have chilled. It's disgusting. I would have ran as well. It's so much bigger than you... How come out? That's why I squirmed. Yeah, you should have chilled. It's disgusting. I would have ran as well.

It's so much bigger than you. How big? It's like a black dude seeing magic. Like a centimeter? Motherfucker. It's big. Oh, man. We're amputating Nick's toe.

Take a swig of it. A hearty one Do we have a towel or something you can bite down on? We need that, yeah, we need that Can you, uh Or we should knock him out KB, put him to sleep real quick and we'll do it real quick Choke him out, KB

Give Jerry the mic real quick We're doing some surgery on Nick's toes We just wanted a toe doctor in here to take a look What do you think? What do you think? Yeah. Yeah. A little ingrown. What do you think, doctor?

Do you concur? It's a bad foot. Yeah. Tell me about it. What happened? Is it, but it's not like ugly. No. The shape and everything is nice.

We should have had you in here from the beginning. I don't know what's going on with the big toe. And there's writing on it. That's ink? Yeah, that's ink to try to figure out where to... Okay. Sit down, Jerry.

Sit down. Give the mic back. Sit down. Enjoy yourself. We're having fun. I got my two pinkies are dead. Your two pinkies are dead? Wait.

Wait. Wait. What? Mike. Mike. What? Get Mike in here. He used to be a podiatrist.

Get in here. No way. What the fuck? He used to be a podiatrist. Did he let that happen? He did look like he had the itch. You used to be a podiatrist? I am a podiatrist.

Get the fuck over here. What are you doing? I want to let you guys do a little. No, we want you. Come finish it. I have a lot of training. I could have got that out. Let's go.

Let's go. Mike's going to do it. Mike's going to do it. I don't know, man. I don't know. You already messed it up. I thought they had it. You watched us do that entire thing?

Yes, I watched. Get up, Nick. You're a podiatrist. What the fuck? He's over here drinking whiskey, trying to get through it. You watched us do that entire thing? You had the tool. I had the tool. I watched us. Get up, Nick. You're a psychiatrist. What the fuck? He's over here drinking whiskey trying to get through it. First of all, the tools are not sanitized. Nobody has gloves on. Fucking relax.

Just do it. You're going to get an infection. I am? Yeah. Why? Because everyone was touching your foot. Filthy hands. Filthy instruments.

Why didn't you stop us? And you were just standing there letting him do it. You were just... That's why we were amazing. What a plot twist. Can you help him out? Finish the job. You're beyond repair.

We'll sanitize it. This is how it works. Any doctor would not take on the job that other people already messed up. Can you at least tell Ron what he needs to do? He were right there. Walk him through it. See, I'm seeing this little notch right here that I could pull out right here. First of all, is he fucking with us?

No, I don't think so. What I would have done is I would have gave you a shot of anesthetic first. Yeah. No, he's no. You're no. You're practicing. Numb it. And then you're going to live way deeper without any pain you could have got in there because

that is a mess now. You're saying no? You're probably going to get gangrene. Oh, no. Okay. You're not. That's awesome. Yeah.

He's spice talking. Pour it. Pour it on. You have alcohol with you. Just pour it on. I got something better. Hold on. You have alcohol with you. Just pour it on. I got something better. Hold on. Now, he did say,

he didn't say that Mike was a podiatrist. They said he worked in a podiatrist's office. But he just, he was right. He's got the Grey Goose in the backpack. That's an interesting move. Why do you have that on you? You just keep that with you? He needs it.

Pour it right on. He's got a club relic. That thing is fucking huge. Why did he have it? KB, is this an ad? I'm losing my mind. Do we have the shot of him pulling that out? He just pulled that thing in his backpack.

Kyle, open the bottle. What a show. What a show. What a show. He's dumping right on there. Is it going to hurt? No, no, no. It's not. It's alcohol.

It's the finest. It's fine. It's fine. You see nothing. Nothing. He's good. He's good. All right.

Okay. We're good. We're good. Let's do it. Let's go back. Let's fix the job. Fuck you. What are you talking about? He said it was mad. It's wet now. Let's do it. Bring the good. We're good. Let's do it. Let's go back. Let's fix your job. Fuck you. What are you talking about?

He said it was mad. It's wet now. All right, let's do it. Bring the goose. Bring the goose. Let's run it up. We'll drink it. Yeah.

All right. All right, Nick. All right, here we go. Do you want Mike to be in here again? Nick, you have to. Do you want to bring Mike back in here? Do you want Mike to come out? Guys, we can't.

I can't let you do this. Why? No, he was lying to come out? Guys, we can't leave you this. Why? No, he was lying. They're so close. I'm on the wheel. They're so close. We're not going to get infected. They're so close.

Nick, I won this prize. We're going to do it. I will do it. You'll do it? Come do it. Are you a podiatrist? No. What's happening?

You worked in a podiatrist's office. Uh-oh, weird brain. Oh, he's talking about TV once. All right. Let's finish. Let's finish. Let's finish, Nick. Oh, my God.

That's incredible. You had us poor. Vodka was poor. It does. It clearly does. All right, here we go. Here we go. Nick, if you don't want to do it, here we go. Here we go. Nick, if you don't want to do it, you can step out at any moment.

He's stepping up. They're supposed to be protecting us. We need a clip of him pulling the vodka out of the backpack. Did you guys see it? It killed me. That handle should not fit in that backpack. What was he doing? I don't know.

All right, we're back in. You need a little another one? Jer. Are you serious? We really are Should he just move the chair so he can sit for this? We really are stacking up just classic yaks On top of each other right now No Oh we shouldn't have got it wet

Can we get someone to dry it off? Get someone to dry it off Can we get a napkin or off? Get someone to dry it off. Can we get a napkin or something? Get the tissues. Get the tissues. Tissues, tissues, tissues. Got to blot it. You getting involved, Kyle?

I got to get my eyes on this. Okay, so what we're going to do is you're going to press the side down. Make sure we have the good camera angle. Okay, we got it. It's going to be fine. This is going to just take a couple hours. Take your time. Right in the middle.

Yeah, there you go. There you go. And then a little bit wider. A little bit wider there. Don't block the camera. It's wet with vodka. Ouch. Ouch.

Ouch. Talk to us, bro. What are you doing? Give me the big tool. I need the big tool. No, I'm not giving you the big tool. I need it. Okay. That was it. That big tool. I need it. Okay, that was it.

That was it. That was it. I had it. You had it? You had it? You had it? Look at that thing that's coming out. Look at that thing that's coming out.

Don't just pull. Give it to me. I think it's a snip. I'm not giving you the snip. Rowan, you're fucking demented. No, no, pull these back. Pull these back. What are you seeing, Rowan?

Rowan's a little bit tight on his right hand. Oh, fuck. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, that's it. Ah! Looks like they're doing it. Looks like it's coming. Push.

Push. Breathe. Nick, look at me. Nick, look at me. Nick, look at me. See me? Yeah. See me?

That's the hamster dance. That's the hamster dance. That's the hamster dance. Fuck. Ah. Hold on. No. No. Give me this. I need a deed to do do? It'll cut it it'll cut it Nick it will cut it these are not strong enough to cut there's not enough leverage in the fulcrum I'm crying We take five let's take five to snip it. Should we take five? Should we take five?

Let's take five. Let's take five. Let's take five. All right. Let's take five. Let's take five. Let's take five. It feels better.

It feels better. You guys did it. They can't. They can't. They can't. Let's take five. Let me finish. Let's take five.

Let's all go to our respective corners. I won this, Nick. Oh, man. Should we go to the prep sheet? That's the piece you need out right there. Where? It's like out. It's out.

That's what I'm saying. Just let me fucking snip that piece. I need something heavy enough to snip that. I'm not going to pull it out. I swear to you, brother. What if you get my skin? It's all skin. It's all skin.

Yeah, let's do it. It's getting cold. What's getting cold? Your foot. You're losing circulation. It's a thing. We need blood. We need blood in it, Nick.

Yes, it's a snip for sure. Because I think a pull would just pull down the entire edge of the toe. Yeah. Rowan, do what you're most comfortable with. I'm going to pull it. No. No. We're just unwrapping Nick. Peeling his skin off.

Nick, talk to us. How are you feeling? How do I feel? What is the best syrup to put on pancakes? Maple cold. Oh, God, Ron. Why do you want to snip me so fucking bad, dude? He was tasked with a job.

He wants to finish his job. Oh, wow. He's going down. He's going down. You should sit back and relax. Yeah, sit back and chill. Don't even worry his job. Oh, wow. He's going down. You just sit back and relax. Don't even worry about it. Sit back and chill. Hey, you want to watch something on YouTube? You see that? I just got some out.

A big fucking chunk of gunk. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You see that fucking big ass chunk, dude? Oh, come on, Roan. You got this. Oh, look at that.

Oh, no. Oh, here we go, Roan. You got this. Where's the mic? Owen's tooled up. Get down in there, big cat. Get down in there. We're going to have to move out of the way.

Can't see. I see this big-ass chunk. I'm afraid that I've snipped the end off, though. Oh, that. Can we see it? Here we go. I think I have a little bit.

I need to pull it out. It's so close. It's so close. Sorry, there's so close. It's so close. I'm getting underneath it now. He's doing it. He's getting underneath it now. He's about to rip it. I need another set of hands, Owen. Another set of hands, Owen, please.

Could you just snip it off with a nail clipper? Wouldn't that be easier? Get on the side and push the toe up. Break it off in there. Keep the camera view Looks like they're doing it. Ah. Ah. That's me. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. You can't pause that.

Coax it out get Zah in here Zah you know the witch doctor right we need like a I don't think you can proceed you wanna stop

would you like to stop you can stop at any time. Nick, I'm going to be dead honest. You have to get this done in this episode. No, he doesn't. It's one of those things that you just do whatever he wants. It's his body, his choice. You'll thank me later.

You'll thank yourself later. Oh, fuck off. Oh, and what the was that? Oh, I'm getting so sweaty. Why are you sweating, bro? You need to stop sweating. Are you nervous? It's the gray goose. It looks so much worse than before.

Does it feel better? Yeah. Yeah, all right. It's going to hurt, and then it will start feeling better. You look bad no matter what. I thought we were going to just cut a chunk of cloth. That was too much. It hurts.

Oh, Rone! You're going in all gung-ho. I am gung-ho. Gentle. I am gung-ho. You went in too gung-ho. I am gung-ho. Gentle. I am gung-ho. You went in too gung-ho. I feel gung-ho. Put your foot down, Owen.

You get wide. Spread the front of the toe. Spread the side of the toe. Should we take it back to the platform? What do you want to do, Nick? Or you can quit. Three cheat. Three cheat.

Can we rub it on my toe? Three cheat Can we rub it on my toe Nice and And we need to get it nice and wide. We need to press it down right there as well. So start... I wouldn't start at the blood. I need it from another angle so I can really get under there. This fucking... The toe is soaking wet. The nail has softened under the duress of the Grey Goose.

And it leaves me not... It doesn't give me a lot of leverage to pull on because when I pull, it kind of flakes apart like orange juice. Like the pulp of orange juice. But I see what I need. I see what I need. I see what I need.

Eat it right here. Oh, he's getting it. Need it right here. Need it right here. Need it right here. Um. Oh, the whole nail almost just came out. Oh, the whole nail was coming. We need a better camera angle. You guys are kind of blocking the camera.

I would like to see it. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Time out. Time out. Time out. Whole thing? Whole thing.

Oh, we have to do it Get it done Let's all just take a five Yeah let's just take a five I could see that it was coming from the root of the nail Almost like a fucking I'm chilling But I think that it might be

Might need to see an actual doctor? No, not even that. I just think Nick's being a little bit of a bitch. Passing out from pain would be the most softest thing you could do. With your beautiful blue eyes. Look how beautiful your eyes look. There's my boy. There he is.

Now get it. Now rip it out. He's looking good. He's buttered up. He's my boy. Huh? There he is. Now get it. Now rip it out. He's looking good. He's buttered up. He's so bad. He's looking good. He's so bad, man. Because, like, you can't really get under it anymore.

It looks good. It's taking on a spherical shape. Yeah, my toe's just around now. Your toe looks so swollen. His toe is going through hell right now. It's like a corpse. It's actually dangerously swollen. We might have to drain it.

No, you guys. I think we're going to have to drain it. Just drain it. What's up, Joey? What are you doing? Check out this foot. I'm on live right now. Check out this foot.

Look at this guy's toe. What happened? He's got an ingrown toenail. You know how to do that? Sick. See if you can suck it out. Come pull it off. Joey can suck the toenails off a toe.

Joey just sucks your dick so hard your toenails pop off. My toenails shoot out when I cough. Damn, that was good. Pieces. Oh, fuck. Can we do another? Can we do a toe-by-toe comparison? Yeah.

Just to see if it's... I'd rather not, because I know Ron's just going to dive in at the fresh palate. It's like being first one on the mountain. Guys, I don't want to. I think it's done. I think he's done.

All right. I think that we made pretty good progress. Does it feel better? Like, look at the toenail all over the shit. Just give me 20 minutes. It doesn't feel better at all? Actually, it does. Like, when I pressed down where it was, like, ingrown.

Yeah. Don't feel it. It loosened it up. It loosened it up. Yes, yes. It's numb. I also kind of chunked away at it. Did you chunk?

Is there chunks on the table? And there's some on the floor, too. Like, I probably took out. That big old thing next to his toe? Yeah. That was inside his toe? I'm worried that if we don't finish the job, the pain is going to intensify. No, we'll just come back to it once it dries out.

It really is wet with vodka. And my whole sleeve is soaking wet from the vodka on the ground. There's so much vodka. Why do they have that gray goose? Why did we play the clip? We played a clip of him pulling it out of the bag. I'm trying to think of any reason why that would be. Change the camera. That was one of the funniest things I'm trying to think of any reason why that would be. Change the camera.

That was one of the funniest things I've witnessed. This long-ass bottle of Grey Goose. So that's our show. We'll see everyone tomorrow. I don't know how we'll ever top this. Okay. Yeah. Great show.

Great show. All-time yak. We'll be right back. It's time to stock shop or do a Yankees pop. It's the act. It's the act. Thank you.