The Yak - Rone Takes The Crew On A European Vacation | The Yak 7-26-22

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I mean, if you put a little rubber in the green, right? Well, what is that? What is it? You know, is it maneuvering? I say a new game show, maybe a new game show where everybody, all sports just go against people of different sports.

And you see which sport is the most sport of all the sports, the best sport. Who's the best athlete? Yeah, that followed me more than I wish it would. I heard more about that than I wanted to. I actually didn't give a fuck. I didn't care, yeah.

I was trying to pass time on the old airways and found something to shoot. Some people DM me and be like, clearly you never played a team sport, you fucking pussy. Do me a fucking favor and never talk about rowing again.

I got a decent amount of shit like that. I got some tough news for everyone. I was 6'4", 280 in high school. Yeah, so you don't know what the fuck

you're talking about. He used to be behemoth. Also, hate to be that guy, rowing is a team sport. And I did not row, so. But we didn't care about it. Right, that's right.

For sure, for sure. Clarified. For sure, for sure. Good to see you all. I was just saying, I just city biked in and I got fucking blasted. My fucking eyes feel like they're about to peel off my face. It's nice. You weren't wearing sunnies?

No, I rarely wear sunnies. I need to fucking, I should be. Is that the way? I feel like an asshole whenever I wear sunglasses. You should get the asshole sunglasses, like the military kind. The aviators? The old Oakleys that like the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I remember when we first moved to New York, like a bunch of barstool people would wear like sunglasses on the train because like they thought they'd have to like interact with people. Nate still might do it. He might not have ever let it go i've never had that problem i've been rocking some shades recently on the train make me look cool as fuck on stage no no i wish some people do do that though rock sunglasses on stage yeah people say it's better it makes it easier um like confrontation wise easier confrontation-wise because you're more confident because they can't see your eyes. There's a layer between you and, yeah. Who does that?

A good amount of people. Who? Name them. No, I'm not going to name them. Why? Because. They're fucking scared. I feel like you're so close to doing it, and I just feel like it makes it that much worse

on the audience. That makes it way worse of an experience for the audience. The eyes are the window to the soul. Yeah. You have to be really good. You have to be really good to do that. Yeah, I feel like you have to be really good. Did Mitch Hedberg wear shades?

I was sitting here thinking that. I saw him live at IUP, oddly enough. Literally a couple months before he passed. Man, that's crazy. I saw one of his final shows. That's pretty cool. A night at iup couldn't have helped no a night at iup probably did not help and it was standing it was like in a gym it was like standing room only which is super weird for a comedy show and a ton of students are like standing around it was and then everyone tried to start

sitting like crisscross applesauce but it was was super awkward. Yeah, it was a weird vibe. Yeah, you don't want to be uncomfortable just fucking like waving people's knees, locking out. Yeah, you don't want to lock the knees. Don't lock the knees. Dude, my knees go backwards. I recently paid someone a lot of money to stretch me, and they were like, you have very weak knees. They were just like flopping entirely backwards and fucking touching my face. Like a bird body.

My shits are fucked, so it's like it's impossible not to lock them. I'd have to be in like a full crouch not to have my knees locked. Right. How do you get your knees stronger? None of you would know. No clue. Those things. Bands?

I'll tell you what you got to do, but you're not going to like it. No! These are like diamonds now. Fuck. I'm just not talented enough to get this job and here I am that was a weird thing to say Erica makes people do that she does, she really does that made it

better or worse coincidence, Joey rose to the top yeah, exactly it's a vacuum the way the move he pulled in marty mush's video was fucking crazy did you see that move no i don't even know he could you can do it he like fucking did like a reverse somersault it actually that single move like spiraled me out of control i had never uh really thought of the idea that guys have sex any other way other than doggy

oh fuck oh you can i see this move he drops down into like you could pull it we could pull it up or sass you could just show us it's kind of like the i haven't seen it so i don't know or just from personal experience no no no no no i know do you guys know it's like a reverse somersault i feel like i know sex terms like you're a power bottom you're this you're that what is a stone top oh no way oh you've got a lot to learn i just saw on tiktok um this woman being like when she's a little nervous to tell you she's uh and then the music went and then it was like stone top and i was like what is this is she is it a sex position? A woman is a stone top?

Apparently it's a lesbian sex position. Don't ask why that's my algorithm on TikTok. But it sounds like she's getting her kitchen redone. Like what is a stone top? If anyone knows in the chat what a stone top is, I don't know. None of our listeners know what that is. I'm sure they do. Some depraved ass fucking.

I don't know why. I just assume all the listeners are perverts i assume the listeners to any program any people that listen to a daily show any type of show half of our fans are registered sex offenders i tried to look it up and i couldn't find anything and all the women in the comments were like um the jackie roberts oh are you sure it wasn't a it was are you sure they weren't playing you no all the comments were like, no, it was like, I'm always looking for, still like,

I was afraid to admit I'm a stone top, but like, it was like, I'm seeking a stone, and then the women who were stone tops were finding,

there's, hold on. Are you sure it's not like when they, when like a woman will have a cooking TikTok and she'll just make nachos on the granite

on her countertop or some shit like that and she just fucking lays out all the cheese and the chips. She, like, fucks the food. Yeah, she fucks it. Because that could be it, too. I think a stone top could be just someone who fucks in the lasagna that they made on their...

That's true. She just stones you. I'm going to figure this out. A fucking stone top. I don't know. So she posts, when you're a little nervous to tell you when you're a little nervous to tell someone you're a stone top then all these i assume lesbians are commenting commenting in here hoping my future stone will find me um and then she this woman's very sex

positive she's like i'm seeing so many self-declare declarations in my comments hope y'all make moves too hashtag lesbians of tiktok again i don't know why this is my algorithm i played i apologize for who you are okay i scissor women from time to time i don't know wait oh and this is it wait stone top here with a pillow with a i'm a stone top with a pillow princess girlfriend what's a pillow princess oh wait what does this say it's the opposite that's just a top isn't it yeah so it's a woman top. It's like a woman who's a top. Who likes to give. Fuck with Het Mish. Okay. Big Het Mish guy. You guys familiar? I don't know nothing about

that. You need to... It's just a top and a bottom, but they just have different names for it. Okay. But maybe it's somebody who likes one over the other. Yeah, pillow princesses, I guess, are selfish lovers. Oh, stop it. I'm starting to see. You don't want to be with a pillow princesses i guess are selfish lovers starting to see you don't want to be with a pillow princess no fucking hell wait so stone top is is used for lesbians apparently

okay lesbians are queer so you're the the giver the giver is okay so you're the giver yeah interesting right i've never heard that before is it like like a stone top, like stove top? Like you're the one who does the stuffing? It could be. It's a stouffer. Jeremiah Stouffer actually came up with that. He was a stone top. You're either the stone top or the stouffer. Yeah.

The windshield or the bug. The more you know. Yeah, I was just curious. Damn. I don't know. I would love to get in someone else's algorithm. My shit is always just like someone doing like a good ass Michael Jackson impression or like some dude's doing like a fucking goofy dance

for their proposal or some shit like that. It's just all these fucking theater nerd things. You guys gotta get off that app. Why? Just because you couldn't handle it. It's so bad.

Dude, I was somewhere and someone was like on TikTok scrolling and like the music was like driving me fucking insane. Oh yeah. Because you were going to always just the most annoying ass sounds. If I could

deal with God and save a day. Yeah. I'm so sick of that song. What you don't get though is that Kate and I had our brains fully formed before TikTok. Yeah. It's like we weren't still soft putty when fucking Vine was getting poured into our brain.

We didn't think that it was part of our algorithm that we were wired to TikTok. We're blocking out the haters. We don't need... I broke free from the system. Okay. I encourage you guys to do the same. You unplugged.

Thank you. You're on your Matrix ship. Yep. Damn. Which pill is that? Is that the red pill? Blue pill? Blue pill? Blue pill.

Blue pill. I just fucking tried to watch the last one, and I fell asleep. The most recent one. I tried to muscle through it. But I just, I want to, I fetishize watching a movie every single night, and I rarely can. Just bug me. Me neither. Really, I watch movies like every night.

And maybe that's our TikTok brains, honestly. That's, well, you know what I do? It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is.

I'm scrolling TikTok, and then I put the movie on mute because it's interrupting my tiktoks and i'm like my little sisters can't watch movies i'll i'll try and when i go home i try and make them watch like the best movies of all time like top 20 money ball redemption and stuff and they're like this is so boring and i'm like no it's not it has ruined my brain i usually can't even make it through like a three second tiktok i'm like okay i got the gist next okay i get the gist next like yeah no like i feel good about myself if i'm only using like two screens at a time which is bad lately i've just been i can just put my phone down i can just watch like a four hour movie with like no interruptions damn bro that's so fucking sick. Ardo.

Don't be mad at me because you guys have fucking tiny ass brains. No, it's just funny that that's something to brag about. Being like, dude, I can watch an entire movie, bro. You guys have fucking, you're like in Batman when he's got all the security cameras. Yeah. It's you guys every night. I know. It's way worse for us. Yeah, I've just got one.

Yours isn't good either is my point. Mine's good. No, it's not. Yeah. What, you just got one. Yours isn't good either, is my point. Mine's good. No, it's not. Saving Private Ryan. Reading one book is good. Oh, and then I read to polish off the next one. Yeah, damn, bro. Alpha brain.

You're a mental stone. Yeah, I'm alpha brain. Yeah, you actually are. I'm like Andrew Tate. We're just pillow princesses. I don't identify as that, no. Why? I don't know what it is

so maybe you just I could be I definitely could be attracted to like wisdom oh yes brains and smart people attracted to my

what is it when you're attracted when you're so heavily attracted to yourself narcissism narcissism okay that's you are definitely

yeah oh yeah you're definitely that what is it when you want to just fuck yourself so bad narcissism horny

narcissism for sure dude this dude loves himself but that we also What is it when you want to just fuck yourself so bad? Narcissism? Horny. Narcissism for sure, dude. This dude loves himself. But that, we also... I actually hate myself so strongly. And we preach self-love, but then you come across someone who loves himself and you're like, ew, dude. Fuck you.

That takes some fucking balls to just be walking around loving yourself, shirt off. There was this guy jogging down the street yesterday who was just, he was fit, and he had his shirt off, and he was jogging down the street while I was walking the baby, and he ran by me. He wasn't doing anything weird, and I caught my face going, like, oh, okay.

And then I was like, he's not doing anything wrong. Just throw his shirt on. Yeah, it's just these. But I always wonder about that moment when the dude takes his shirt off. Like, when even is it? Is it inside the house? Do you just like... So that's when I saw a dude.

And I think we just like laughed kind of towards his face. He was walking. He was like 6'8", the most shredded person I've ever seen, wearing like short shorts, nothing else, shirtless, glistening in sweat. You're seeing like eight muscles on the top of his leg you've never seen he was just walking down yeah the middle of the avenue

at like 11pm just a Greek Adonis it was like West we were like in West Village it was like a Friday night and he was just like glistening through the streets probably not going anywhere

but just like he's admitting himself he just wanted to show himself off yeah well we all get to go out and drink and have our fun like that's definitely his fun he doesn't drink he definitely like you can't have any alcohol and look like that

no are there people that do yes there are if you're young yeah yeah when you're young kb says it's pretty hard to have like those eight pack eight packs if you still drink yeah it definitely is yeah some people also just genetically like born that way, and then they drink 20 beers a night, and it just doesn't affect them. Yeah, that's what all your buddies are like. It's insane. It's insanely frustrating. They all look like marathon runners.

They don't move their bodies ever, and they eat like shit, and they drink like 20 beers every single day. They all have shredded abs. Shout out to the fucking boys. It pisses me off so much. Catch him at Blue Haven on fucking Fridays. He's fucking getting loose

out there. Actually don't go to Blue Haven. Rone actually texted me the other day and he was like, yo, meet me at Blue Haven. Yeah, it was sick. Trying to relive the glory days. Yeah, I walked, I didn't know what it was, honestly. We were trying to go to Red, what's the one across the street from it, Red something? Red Robin. The line, which is way worse than Blue Haven. There was a massive line because we were, I forget who we were following around town.

No, I think it's in Westville. Oh. I don't fucking know. But it was just like the one that was right on the corner there. Then I walked in and it was everything I ever dreamed of. It was fucking perfect. It was the glory days. Hell of a night.

Hell of a fucking night, dude. It was... Salute to your fucking boys, dude. They showed us a good time. How they stay skinny is actually... It's Coke. Oh, that I know. That's...

Yes, okay. That's a good looking... Most dangerous game show tonight. Most dangerous game show. Oh, yes, dude. The Coke episode. It's the Coke episode where... The games begin.

Yep. Holy fuck. A lot of horrible things happen in this episode. Oh, yes, dude. The Coke episode. It's the Coke episode where... The games begin. Yep. Holy fuck. A lot of horrible things happen in this episode. Probably wish, or you were wondering what was in all those suitcases. Duffel bags of kilos of cocaine. Yep. So fucking sweet, dude. It's the best.

I've probably said this before, so it takes away the legitimacy. But this time, I mean it. I think this is the best thing we've put out until the next thing for sure nah this is probably it yeah we're peaking yeah dude that sucks then i was riveted by the first episode i got done putting little guy down late yeah i was like oh no i'm gonna have to catch up and i'm not gonna be able to picked right up with it and i was hooked the whole way through it was a delight thank you k you, Kate. That's dope as fuck. I think that tonight's episode is equally stimulating with some

very nice interpersonal drama. I know it's going to be good because I know I've heard co-workers like scuttlebutting about how it's going to go over tonight and like sounding kind of anxious and nervous. So I'm like excellent. I have no idea. I don't remember. I only remember the first day.

I only know what the episodes are going to be. The last day. It's like prison. First and the last. The day you get there and the day you get out, brother. That's exactly what it was like. Everything else is a gay blur. Yeah.

Big time. It was fucking, it was definitely sweet. So definitely fucking check that shit out. And yeah, people in the after show, first one billy was always already being like yeah when i do it next year i'm gonna so i think that people already locked in on doing it next year kate you think that you would ever go into the wilderness i would yes i just i don't do bugs is the problem me neither i can't believe in that first challenge that everybody did put the bugs on their face i didn't see yeah no I didn't think that one was that bad.

Was there good cutting, or was everyone really like... Everybody was all about it. And right before it, I was like, what happens if people say no to this? Because I think I would have said no to this. Because the first one, I think people kind of... Because they were like the guy... Who was the guy that was the bug guy?

Randy. This guy ruled. Yeah, Randy. Randy the bug guy. Such a nice guy. He's like 30, 40 years in the game. He just has like a truck of bugs. Does he live near him? We should have Randy the bug guy in this week to bring his bugs

in. He's the survivor guy. I don't think he lives in the city. I don't think that would be possible. He's like the bug guy for all reality competitions. He has like the fucking deep or he just has a ton of fucking bugs, critters. It's actually awesome because he loves bugs, which is so weird,

but then he somehow managed to just make a very successful career out of it. Yeah, he probably has a monopoly on reality TV bugs. Yeah, exactly. He's the guy. Find your niche. You guys had some of those sub-builders from the other shows too. It's crazy. They all work on everything.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense that they were all just... Also, no cockroaches were harmed in the process of filming. Do you think there's a veteran roach who's like, yeah, this is my fifth show. You should have seen me. Survivor was way sweeter. Yeah, way back in the day. I was the first one to make someone quit.

First day. Our own smartest in the room, I was the first one to make someone quit. First day. So, Roan's smartest in the room. Is that true? Is that a myth that cockroaches are hard to kill? Kate, smartest in the room. Is that true? I think it's a lot of you. That's what I was going to say.

Let's go over to the true brainiac. We eat them. Who eats them? Well, they say, like, they're one of the only things that can survive a nuclear explosion pretty close to the explosion. They'll be pretty unfazed. You've got to squish the fuck out of them. I was lying when I said none were harmed. Yeah, Billy was eating them.

A couple were harmed. Billy was eating them. Not a lot, because Randy would be very cautious. He did not want any of his babies to die. He cried over them. I was at a fourth of july party once where this guy was grabbing lightning bugs out of the sky and crushing them in his mouth showing off his glow mouth damn yeah who was he what was he just a guy a drunk guy at

a fourth of july party i was at but he's snatching um lightning bugs and chewing them and his teeth were glowing that's that's awesome it was pretty sick sick. That's the coolest move I've ever heard. Yeah, it was a pretty cool move. You think that he could have just had one in his mouth and like, I guess it wouldn't illuminate through the cheeks. Like if you just put a live one in your mouth, do you have to kill them? That's a good question. Poisonous?

I don't think so. There's got to be a reason they have the glow, right? Right. And they really stunt on all of the rest of us. I mean, how crazy is that that they do that? No bioluminescence in our bitch asses. Yeah. That shit is humbling.

I haven't seen a firefly in a while. Yo, what? That's crazy. You gotta get out to the curbs, brother. Yeah, you see... Fireflies in the city, that's for sure. I was just catching them in the park last night and I was trying to like,

I'm like, here you go, buddy. It's gonna blink in a second. They weren't blinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whenever I caught them, I was like, what in the park last night and I was trying to like, I'm like, here you go, buddy. It's going to blink in a second. They weren't blinking. Whenever I caught them, I was like, what the fuck is this? It looked like I was just shoving bugs in my son's face. That's hilarious.

So apparently it's not myth. They have a stretchy exoskeleton and can withstand like 900 times their body weight. So it makes it almost impossible to kill. So you can't squash them. You have to kill them in another way. Nice. You can't squash them? You have to kill them in another way. Nice. You can't squash them?

Yeah, apparently. They are pretty indestructible. So it's flexi. Their skeletons are exoflexi and all that. So you have to kill them in other ways. What if you step on them when they're upside down? Let me look that one up. You just have to...

You got me with that one. You have to bully them online for a long time. That's the only way. They'll take care of themselves. Thank you, TJ. Thank you for settling that one. The crossword puzzle crew, I found out that my sister

was in a crossword puzzle competition, a national crossword puzzle competition this past weekend, and she came in second. What? Holy shit. I think that she would fucking smoke you pussies in crossword puzzles. Yeah past weekend. And she came in second, dude. What? Holy shit. I think that she would fucking smoke you pussies in crossword puzzles. Yeah, I'm not in the group.

Was it like the New York Times, like the big crossword puzzles? I don't know. I think it was somewhere in New England or something like that. I just had to brag about it. Those guys, they can't be that good. What? Because it's all random things. We want the crossword people in our office.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like 30 of them. Wait, what? I didn't know there was a crossword crew. It's like the Jets from West Side Story. They come in snapping information. They all sit around Rudy's desk and they all do

the one daily crossword. Rudy, Clemmer, Tommy, and someone else? Nick used to be in it. Oh, in Austin. Then KB does it in it. Oh, in Austin. Oh, Austin. Then KB does it in like 15 seconds, like the entire thing. Yeah.

By himself. What? And yeah. Why? Are you trying to get in? Maybe you could make. I just always feel like it left out. Remember the Dead Bird Boys?

I was, when I found out that was a thing and I wasn't in it. Yeah, that was fucked up. It was fucked up. Well, none of us have what it took for the Dead Bird Boys group chat. But we could do crosswords

together. Yes, I would love to do a crosswords. We should start a rival group. Yeah, okay. Sharks. I met him in high school every day in library service. It was very fun. Wow. And I actually had a marine vet as my library attendant. Okay.

Yeah, he was very hard on us. That sounds good, right? Yeah, choked me and my buddy out attendant. Okay. What do you call that? Yeah. He was very hard on us. That sounds good, right? Yeah, choked me and my buddy out once. Yep. Not to be stereotypical, but he was probably insane. Yeah. Probably a real nut. Was that at Catholic school?

Yeah. Oh, that's a double whammy. Yeah, ruled. And then he had a stroke once in library. That ruled. He came up to me. He was like, I smell burnt toast. Uh-uh. Yeah. He was fucking with us, was like, I smell burnt toast. Nuh-uh.

He was fucking with us, but then he actually had one. He willed himself into a stroke. You can dream it. You can do it. Yeah, it really is. You just think about strokes every day until you manifest it. That's what manifesting is all about. I'd be fascinated to see if

he's alive. Stroking out. Sometimes I forget to breathe, bro. That shit, you gotta fucking remember that shit, dude. Everybody take a nice breath. What is it, Tuesday? Yeah, it feels like a... I don't know why yesterday felt like a Friday. It did.

Damn. Yeah, were you about to lead us through a meditation? I kind of was feeling it, yeah. Good, yeah, don't fucking deny your instincts. Smoker's lungs. Still, I don't smoke anymore, but I love secondhand smoke. Every time I walk to Penn Station, I trail the smokers and I'm like... That's funny as fuck.

Yeah, I miss it. My mom used to be the one who would go through a smoking section and she would be like, and just ostentatiously shame the smokers for fucking just doing them, which isn't that sweet. When I was in high school, I worked at a restaurant where they still had a smoking section. And I remember pregnant people, old, young people with their kids being like, smoking section, please. And me being like, sure, it's be like sure what's america smoking or not down um france they still do that france they're still just smoking and fucking nice ass restaurants inside i remember growing up my neighborhood my neighbor shout out mrs d she had gone to france when she was in college and she befriended this couple that she kept in touch with the rest of her life

and then when we were like maybe seven or eight they came over the names were like Christine and Christian and they stayed in my friend's room like my friend got kicked out and had to stay in her sister's bedroom and they just chain smoked in her bedroom for like a week that they were here in the states like they like stained her walls like they like chain smoked in her room yeah that's just charming at dinner at a restaurant where like it's the air filters out. Like it's just in your life. It's a little bit tough. It's a little rough.

You miss it? Yes. Oh my God. Yeah. I still bum cigarettes from time to time. Yeah. I can't. I can't help it.

You ever just get a whole ass pack? No, I haven't done that. I love bumming cigarettes. So it's way cheaper. It turns cigarettes so cheap it's way cheaper turns out and it's way sweeter it's just like a good it's the only thing that people are walking around with a whole pack of right or like a stick of gum but you're not gonna be like hey can i fucking tic tacs but no i do every i dabble every now and then yeah it is sweet as you should as i should it's a great it's a great. It's a great light little drug.

It gives me a little buzz now, I have to say. That's what's the best thing about it. Like all these things that are terrible for you, yes, but they take off years of your life at the end. You don't need the years then. I'm not there right now. You want good years now. You don't want to be craving. You're not going to be begging for those extra two months when you're a geezer.

No. My dad smoked when I was a kid. Fuck, I could have used a couple extra 27s. Yeah. The lady that lived the longest was a smoker. That 124-year-old French broad was like a smoker into her hundreds. She was enjoying life. Smoking into your hundreds is hilarious. She was enjoying life.

My grandpa used to smoke three packs a day, and then he quit, and he would keep a lighter Like he would keep like an empty cigarette box With a lighter and one cigarette in it In case the end of the world was happening So he had one ready He could have one smoke one cigarette before he died I love that In the chamber

Yeah That is kind of sweet That rules My dad smoked forever Marlboro Reds I remember sitting in his old Ford F-150 Like on the way to a Phillies game with him ripping heaters. And me being a kid just like, I've always loved secondhand smoke. That's a painting.

Tasty cake and a yoo-hoo for dinner on the way. God damn, can we make that painting? Can we make that fucking busy t-shirt for Kate? Yeah. And he always says if he got some horrible diagnosis where like it was the end he's like i would have like i would totally start smoking again just because i enjoyed it so much yeah he loved it yeah it's crazy when people actually love it some people will be like i fucking hate smoking i gotta quit this but then like people love it and then they're like you have

to quit the thing you love i know what the fuck i know. And before, like, with food or an overindulgence in that way, it's like the signs are pretty clear that, like, you'll get fat. You know what I mean? Like, it will be clear that you're overindulging. With smoking for a long time, I feel like science didn't know because there was no outwardly sign that your overindulgence was damaging at all. So it's just like, oh, like, I feel great. I look great.

I fucking look cool. I look older and cooler and I fucking am in a F-150 on the way to a Phillies game. Like, shit's amazing. Life is good. And I'm a human who's breathing fire. Right.

It's sick. Yeah, just a controlled fire. Yeah. Like how running is a controlled ball. A cigarette's just a controlled forest fire. We should really bring it back. I feel strongly that it is a great thing. I know.

Have they done all the science? Have they done their due diligence for sure? Are they positive that it's bad? What if we just, as humans, built up a tolerance to it? Right. And it stopped affecting us poorly. I know. I mean, that's kind of what vapes and jewels or whatever were.

Yeah. You know how bugs, No, and that's kind of what vapes and jewels or whatever were. Yeah. You know how bugs, you know how when they spray the parasites on farms with Roundup, and then the parasites... They build a resistance to it. Yeah. Yeah. We were probably almost there when the woke people over at, what is it? It's your truth.org came in and ruined it.

I hate truth. There's some conspiracies, or I don't even know if it's conspiracies but the truth is they can't go out of business because they're pro-smoking and they would have no business if everybody quit. Yeah, apparently they're funded by big tobacco, I think.

I think the government makes them do it or something, say that smoking's bad. It's some bullshit. I think they do super cringy ads on purpose. Yeah, they suck on purpose. Make people want to start smoking. So when Bruce Jenner transitioned, did your grandpa light

it up? Did he think it was it? No, this was probably a long time ago. He does not smoke anymore. You think that breakfast... Yeah, the last cigarette. He didn't smoke anymore. You think that breakfast is... I'm talking about his last one. Yeah, the last cigarette. The last. He didn't think the world was ending?

I don't even know if he knows that happened. He probably doesn't. You should go to him with a cigarette and be like, I need you to sit down. I'm coming to tell you. Bruce just transitioned. You think breakfast is real, or you think that breakfast is just something

that's being marketed to us? Marketed. Yeah? Oh, because it's your first meal. Probably not. think that breakfast is just something that's being marketed to us? Marketed. Yeah. Oh, because it's your first meal. You're supposed to eat early in the morning because it gets your metabolism. It jumpstarts your metabolism. That sounds like you're the product of marketing. What about the people who say the opposite?

Intermittent fast and don't eat until 3pm every day and swear by it. You think all three breakfast, lunch, and dinner is just the egg people, the sandwich people, and the steak people marketing to us? I don't fucking know, dude. I'm trying to open your mind, dude. Why don't you just figure it out?

I'm saying what do you think? I'm saying what do you know? We said we'd argue at 1.30. Yeah. And we're doing it. It's about time for our argument. I do always think my son has no context for anything at all. And so I could give him spaghetti for breakfast, and he wouldn't fucking know.

Yeah. So why wouldn't I? So now I give him spaghetti for breakfast, and I say this guy has no—it's like a joke I play on him. Every day he doesn't know it. That's dope as fuck. But it is. Like, why do I do the thing? Well, constructs for meals are silly.

Right. Yeah. I like lunch and dinner foods way better than breakfast, so I have really i just like i would have an egg sandwich for every meal if i could really and but i don't send the restaurant industry would fail yeah you're keeping the industry afloat yourself every time you buy like a food that you don't want to have every time you buy food that's not an egg sandwich you're giving a little stimulus package to the big steakhouse what about when you guys go out to eat and it's like on the cusp of breakfast and lunch i always go lunch because i think i get more of my money's worth i feel like breakfast isn't oh i get i always reach back into breakfast i go to breakfast too yeah because you get a lot of

accessories with breakfast and it's limited it's limited time like they're gonna have lunch the rest of the day it's like if i oh i could still get a little bit accessories with breakfast. And it's limited time. They're going to have lunch the rest of the day. It's like, oh, I can still get a little bit of breakfast in this 20-minute range. I'm going to try to grab up some fucking French toast. They really give you a lot. I went to a diner yesterday morning. No way. Solo. It's a solo mission.

With a book. My phone down. I just read. I ordered two eggs and bacon. And they brought me two eggs, bacon, hash browns, four pieces of toast, glass of OJ. What diner was it, bro? Don't worry about it. It's a little secret.

It's my little secret spot. No way. I'm going to just be there. I'm going to steal your spot. No, it's not a secret at all. But there was no AC in there, which was killing the vibe because it was like 100 degrees yesterday. Today, it's only like 78, going down to 70. I know, we needed that.

I need it to be like 60. Ooh, I needed that. He has been insane. No, bro, what the fuck? People have been dying from it. Think about that. You don't think so? People are also dying from not eating enough bird dogs true

um so what you're gonna want to do is go to birddogs.com b-i-r-d-d-o-g-s.com enter promo code yak y-a-k and they'll throw in a free bird dogs rope hat that's birddogs.com promo code yak and boom a free bird dogs rope hat with a pair of your bird dogs when you think summer think bird dogs they're the only bottoms you need no stone tops and you will not take these things off I promise you bird dogs are

delicious breakfast lunch and dinner foods I wore a pair last night I went out to dinner with my dad he's been listening to Japanese breakfast dude he put me on to some Japanese breakfast you out to dinner with my dad. Oh, nice. He's been listening to Japanese breakfast, dude. He put me on to some Japanese breakfast. Did you go to Europe with Pops? Yeah, I'm taking him for his...

I'm kind of taking him for his 75th birthday. That's sick. He's 75, so he's Italian. We're about to go to Italy. That's awesome. Not to his home or his family's hometown, but the coast, maybe Pompeii a little bit nice they're

from abella de portenza yeah it's a little mountain town it's nice up there it'd be nice though a little dude's rock trip yeah it should be sweet sass you trying to come of course of course brother his dad and sass yeah it's the three of them just going around that would just fucking climbing up a mountain or some shit like that. And the boys. That'd be fucking legendary. I know. Mr. Ferone.

He schlepped over his house. He looks damn good for 75. Let me tell you that. Yeah. Damn good. He's fucking spry, dude. He's- I'll tell you that for free.

He's got good ass fucking jeans. Let's spin the wheel. Why don't we spin the wheel What if something crazy happens Okay you came up on my algorithm Your song about being in the bathroom Oh my god Oh no God damn

Oh boy Picture that during a week that's as hot As this week just was Oh, no. God damn. Oh. Oh, boy. Picture that during a week that's as hot as this week just was. Oh, fuck. Have you all had a cast? Yeah. No, I never did, and I wanted one so bad. Well, I hope you win this then.

It sucks. They're itchy. It sucks. I had to have a scratching stick to get in there. Oh, they said you weren't supposed to do that, though. Oh, I did it. Oh, my mom never let me do it. She said it was going to get infected. Oh, yeah. Because it's so gross in there that Oh, they said you weren't supposed to do that, though. Oh, I did it. Oh, my mom never let me do it. She said it was going to get infected. Oh, yeah.

Because it's so gross in there that if you scratch your skin, it's like an automatic staph infection pretty much probably. Oh, yeah. That is... Your arm is like so small. Yep.

Way smaller. My arm was like way smaller. Was taking the cast off more of a relief than any bra take off you've ever had it's not that relieving go ahead and answer yeah yeah yeah

well remember when you're a kid it's really scary because they have this little buzz saw thing that I guess it stops when it gets to your skin but you don't really realize how does it stop when it gets to your skin? I don't know and it's like oh god they're gonna like you know but very stressful they're gonna open me up How does it stop when it gets to your skin? I don't know. It's like, oh, God. They're going to like, you know.

Very stressful. They're going to open me up. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. You're spinning for it? Yeah, but we got to put everybody on the wheel.

We got to put everybody on it. Wait, so who has immunities? We're falling a little behind. I know. We're in the weeds. What's the other one that we have? Double Ritz. Double Ritz and that we have double ritz with big cat and patty the baddie and we got to do

yeah nix wilds via kb onza so we're gonna have to have when everybody's back we're gonna have to have like a fat redemption week oh yeah just gets like our debts get settled yeah what happened I thought like Stephen Che was like making a big list of like when everyone was gonna be out so we'd pre-record episodes

he did and then we just didn't do it I think he just has it for then making a big list of when everyone was going to be out so we'd pre-record episodes. He did. And then we just didn't do it. I think he just has it for himself. Then he just was out for a long time. Where is he? He's on vacation with his family. Okay. Yo, bro.

That shit is fucking wild. Which is fine, but at this point, you guys are my family, so I guess. Yeah, just tell us, I guess. I guess half day for Steven. Half day, I guess. Interesting. So it's going to be the four of us on the wheel.

Zah and TJ on the wheel. Steven on the wheel. Big Cat on the wheel. Brandon on the wheel. Nick on the wheel. And KB on the wheel. Anybody else? And we have to go elimination. Yes. This is a big one.

This shit sucks. Who's going to put the cast on we'll just find someone yeah there's a stoolie out there who does cast who will do the cast and there was something else like you had to let everyone sign or like draw whatever they wanted on it wasn't that part of it or like sign i feel like that was i don't know um yeah that's gonna be something putting the cast to be so funny kb's signature has so many swastikas in it. So bad. Yeah, how does he do it?

Oh, KB sleeping in a baby's crib last night. Did you ever see that? Oh my gosh. That's hilarious. That didn't make sense to me. TJ, would you mind pulling that up if you can? I get so creeped out. There's this whole genre of adults who dress like babies and do baby stuff.

Your TikTok's crazy. No, it's like a whole... I've blogged about this before. There's websites and I just get so creeped out by grown-ups. He's so small. Is it a big crib? Is it a big crib? That's why I couldn't figure out because he really... Or is it baby-sized?

No, that's a baby crib. They don't make big cribs. They don't make cribs for adults. that shit does not exist like where was like what was the scenario does anyone know he's not that tiny do you think he had like the best night's sleep of his life probably yeah he slept like a baby he just swaddled yeah they wrapped him up adult cribs should be a thing it is a thing there's this i'm telling you really there's this whole genre i went down

a rabbit hole on it once um it's a huge bar it's like a huge thing where people pretend to be babies like grown men and they have there's a website that sells like they look like little kid diapers and pacifiers and all that shit but it's for grownups. And it's like the most- Sexual or? Family? Everything. Probably some of it, but like they have giant cribs

and they like have rooms in their houses that are their adult baby rooms where it's all baby stuff, but bigger for them. And then they have like, they hire like babysitters and like all kinds, sorry, it's like fucking,

I know, I know. Baby talk makes me uncomfortable. Baby talk, like baby. Or just even dropping Baby talk makes me uncomfortable. Baby talk, like baby... Or just even dropping the R makes me uncomfortable. Well, even at Halloween when guys are out dressed like babies, I hate it. Yeah, that's super unsettling. It's really weird.

Maybe even worse than guys pretending to be babies. Have you seen those relationships where the guy just acts his age and the girl's like 12 on TikTok? Yes. Those are worse to me. There's a lot of his age and the girl's like 12 on TikTok? Yes. Those are worse to me. There's a lot of weird. You've got to get it back on TikTok. This is why you guys have to get off TikTok.

I'm off TikTok. I don't have TikTok. But it's like, oh, it's weird. Yeah, you guys see this new trend where like- It's called grooming? It's fucking sick. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's doing it.

The guy's a dog. The guy pretends to be a dog and then the wife is a baby and she walks the dog. Yeah. But they're both humans and she walks the dog. Yeah. But they're both humans, and they're both 30. Imagine seeing a baby walking a dog, though. Well, that's the other genre, is the people who think they're like horses and stuff, and they've set up like jump courses and all. That shit is so funny.

That girl is- Going back on the athletic thing, they are the most athletic people. Yes. Of all the fetishes. They're like straight up jumping from their hands and knees like five feet in the air. Yeah. Their back muscles must be crazy. Yeah. And she seems

to have willed her body to grow those buck teeth. She has horse teeth. Oh, yeah. No, she probably was just like, oh, I'm a horse girl. I look like a horse. Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you, yeah. Yeah, that's something. imagine dropping your kid off at school and they're walking in on all fours yeah that's gotta be a tough that's gotta be a tough you gotta

send them to horse school you gotta send them somewhere else stables there's gotta be schools where it's it's safe for kids to act like that yeah people kids aren't getting judged kids aren't getting bullied just for becoming horses or they get bullied for not being horses just a horse clan well that too i've gone down like huge furry rabbit holes and oh yeah i've interviewed a few for blogs and stuff and i know that sounds really bad it sounds that didn't come out right but um i interviewed one guy who dressed up he was going to nascar races in his furry costume, which is like so hot. And it just. Super hot.

Nothing. It's so hot. I even like all my blogs about the furries. I always try to be kind and like open minded. Like you do you, whatever. And a furry person reached out and designed me my own furry costume. No way. Which would be McGonagall the Snow Fox.

It's a red, white, and blue patriotic snow fox. Hell yeah. So maybe I'll get that made someday. I wonder how much that would cost. So the cost, I know all about the lifestyle. They're very expensive. Of course. If you want movie quality, you've got to have an expensive furry costume.

Yes. And so when you first start out, when you first dip your toe into the furry world, if you don't have money, and most of them are like, can't pay child support this month. Anyways, going to the furry convention with my $1,000. I've been diving around in there. Anyway, it's used furry costumes. So you move up and get better and better furry costumes, and the beginners get the old furry costumes. And also, it's the horniest group on the entire planet. Oh, yeah.

What are they horny for, though? Are they horny for the other person? They are so horny. But are they horny for them? Not all furries, but many furries are. Do they like the furry, or do they like the person underneath? Do you know what I mean? Oh, I see.

They do all sorts of fan fan art of each other where they all have like giant boners and stuff if you start like googling or like robbing venus cox yes huge venus cox if you start like looking up hashtags in the furry world you start going down a rabbit hole you're like this is the horniest group on the entire planet what do you guys think though i i would think we should support like all of these kinks that aren't just kids. That we don't kink shame? Yeah, I feel like it would be nice. Stray away from the kids?

Yeah, we should just let everyone do whatever they want if it's not kids. Oh yeah, let your freak flag fly. Oh for sure. Yeah, I definitely support all that shit. I definitely don't. Sass is disgusted by it. Well, have you seen that show on Netflix now? It's like good old-fashioned pedophilia?

I'd rather not move away from all that, I think. But it's this show on Netflix. It's like a house update show, but this woman comes in and builds you a sex room in your house. So it's like she'll go and meet this couple and it's like i'm a the one guy's like a sheriff's deputy and his like stay-at-home mom wife and my bride they like go out and they pimp like a sex dungeon in their basement and yeah damn anyway fucking wild a cast huh getting a cast i wonder who or i wonder i guess there's tons of specifications. I don't know much about sex dungeons outside of, I only saw the first Fifty Shades of Grey.

Right. But I guess it's just like a sweet ass swing. Maybe a whip setup or some shit like that. Harnesses. There's the chains and there's like, yeah, I don't look at it. I know I've, my algorithm is weird. I'm not one of these, not that there's anything wrong with it. No, not at all.

But I have delved deep into this stuff. I don't think I'm horny enough for this world anymore. I don't think I am either. Everybody's so horny. I went to the Texas Renaissance Fair and I was like, why is everyone here so horny? It was like a giant horny cosplay fest. That is so weird. The internet, dude. There's no more fucking nuclear family anymore right bullshit used to be people have too much access to fucking

boned up furries yeah it's fucking bullshit yeah or maybe you're just too young oh and maybe you'll just grow into some yeah i'll be a sex pest eventually, for sure. Yeah, as you evolve, you're not just going to like vanilla for the rest of your life as your favorite ice cream flavor. Yeah, but while I'm at it, I'm just going to keep hammering vanilla. Hammering vanilla.

Vanilla is actually the fucking best flavor, for sure. It rules, just dick and pussy. I was talking about ice cream. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's spin a fucking elimination wheel. flavor for sure. It rules just dick and pussy. I was talking about ice cream. Let's spin a fucking elimination wheel. So Nick's off because he had the last punishment. Okay.

Cast off. Fuck the chest off. My word, that guy. I think I'm going to use my immunity on this oh TJ I didn't know that you were a fucking frayed TJ if it helps

you're allowed to pick the arm if you were worried about editing I think this is also just a good one to use it on regardless it hinders my workability I was just letting you know yeah right jerking off working on my own hinders my work abilities. Oh, work abilities. I was just letting you know. Yeah. Right, right.

Working on my own. Yeah. I'm definitely going my off hand if I do this. Yeah. Right? There's no benefit to doing your dominant hand, is there? No, no. No. Mm-mm.

Damn, a lot of things would suffer, though. Bike riding. Oh, yeah, you ride your bike every day. Working out, dude. Fucking. a lot of things would suffer though bike riding going able to work working out dude it will be annoying actually that would probably be it and then if people see you doing stuff normally with the cast on people would be like that guy's faking it

you feel weird acting normal even though it's not broken you have to steal the valor you have to act a little hurt you have to add a limp to it or whatever and don't we have to wasn't valor right you have only right you have to act yeah you have to add a limp to it or whatever and don't we have to do we wasn't there some kind of stipulation about the story of why like don't oh crowd source the story or we get to make up the story or something like i don't know if it's a crowd source or spin for someone to write it but yeah yeah let's definitely

have a backstory maybe just kyle makes it up. Maybe Kyle's fucking weird brain makes it up. Yeah. Let's start eliminating people. Slipped at Melty's. What? Was that Sass's baseball swing? Okay. A lot of Sass wiffleball content coming up. Oh, yeah.

Also, other sports. Zaha! Zaha! of shit. Zaha. No cast for Zaha. Always good. Zaha. No cast. We still don't know how we're going to get the cast done, but we'll figure it out, dude.

We got to cast this. Come on. Big cat. No cast for big cat. Of course, dude. Fucking Of course. Big Cat. No cast for Big Cat. Of course, dude. Fucking of course. It would be annoying to parent with a cast on. Big Cat never has to do all the fucking hardest, worst shit.

Okay. I'm free. Oh, no. I spoke too soon. Okay. Okay. I'm free. Oh, no. I spoke too soon. Oh, no, Kate. I should know. The wheel won't allow that kind of. That's fucking nutty.

Sassy. Sassy. No cast for sass. Wow. Look at that smug bastard. No cast for Sass But hopefully you'll get Maybe a writing position

SNL Anything Owen Owen I would love if Brandon I kind of wanted this one To be honest Yeah this would be a good one

You don't have to do anything gross You don't get hurt Easy pussy too Yeah Yeah yeah Definitely Definitely You don't have to do anything gross. You don't have to get hurt. Easy pussy, too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Oh. Oh, God.

Yeah, Brandon. Okay. All right. This is funny until now. Now I'm not. It would be great. I mean, is it on whoever it lands on to figure out a way to do it because also that's going to be the wrath of the Yak fans

going to be like why the fuck hasn't someone had a fucking cast on yet I just don't I just don't need that I'm just picturing like changing a diaper with a cast on getting like poop on my cast and then having a poopy cast

poopy cast I'd rather not be poopy cast, right? Everybody knows that. Poopy cast. Yeah, I don't want to be poopy cast. Oh, no poopy cast for Kate. I'm sure it's supposed to be me. Yeah.

Fuck me. Ron, I hope you have a poopy cast. Thank you. Okay. Kate. All right. Yay. All right.

The wheel is just. I like this selection. Should we try and get him on the line? Yeah, try and get him on the line, dude. Don't even think about taking it off. Oh, fuck, dude. Best of seven? Yeah, best of seven.

This is a good one because this does suck. Like the more you think about it. Yeah. It's a huge inconvenience. Yeah, it does. It it sucks it's just gonna be so funny to have you having to explain it to people and i dude i have no weekend how'd you break your arm out it's not broken oh and it's summertime you can't get it wet i have no weekend that's free until like mid-october i mean you could get it wet like you could yeah right you

could it's not like it's actually doing any. It's not like it's actually helping you. Why can't you get cast sweat? Do they stop healing the bone? Like, what the fuck does that even mean? They melt. Like, the water disintegrates them. And they stink. I'm getting that bitch wet right away. They stink.

They stink. They stink. If you get it, if it comes off, you got to do an extra week. No, Sass. No, don't. Pledgemaster Sass. You're fucking twisted. Terrible, dude.

Put the screwdriver down. You actually have to get the leg one where you need that little scooter thing to get around. That's going to be the worst when people break their femur. Yeah. Can we cast? Next, instead of cast, can we do a full hawking chair? Yeah, that would be hilarious. With the iPad.

Yeah, you got to talk with your iPad for a week. Fuck this bullshit. The wet wheel. Yeah, you got to talk with your iPad for a week. Fuck this bullshit. The wet wheel. Yeah. There was a kid in my middle school that broke both arms riding a ripstick, so he just had the both arms out parallel like this for like six months. That sucks. Like teachers had to help him eat and shit.

Oh, God. This is bullshit. KB didn't answer. Fuck this shit. I'm not also doing double rips. That was my hawking. I'm trying to FaceTime. No swag.

Are KB and Nick hunting this week? What are they doing with outdoors? I don't know. They're lift jumping or some shit. No spoilers. But that's exactly what they're doing yeah

I think they said it what are they doing like some sort of jumping off of high I wish you would step back from that ledge

my friend I don't know if it's bungee jumping or oh KB must be mid air right now yeah he's not answering at all

sass say what's up. You already denied the call, brother. Oh, yeah, true. All right, let's just do this best of seven. Adam GoPro'd yesterday, and it was just him looking at the ground. It was just his feet for eight hours. That's hilarious. Okay.

Here we go. In a world. Okay. Here we go. In a world. Whoever it lands on the most is safe? Yeah. Yeah. There you go. One for Adam. One for Rowan. The plan B colorway.

Yes. Cotton candy. RIP to the Choco Taco One for KB Imagine going to Italy in a cast Oh, that would Sand in the cast I'll get it out, brother No, the beaches are stone, brother

The beaches are stone It's cliffside, brother. Poor KB is gonna get done doing something he doesn't want to be doing right now and then get a call that he has to wear a cast for a week. Maybe not. Maybe not?

No, Roan. Goddamn. Roan, the Amalfi cast. Fuck. This sucks. This sucks. We put a whole bunch of dumb American stuff on the cast. There you go.

I stopped keeping track. Aby needs two in a row if I get one more KBs cast. Okay. Goddamn. So if this lands on you, it's KB. Oh, no. All right. Game seven.

Okay. Let's do a best of seven to determine this game seven. Oh, no. I feel stressed for you. Dig, dig, dig, Oh, no. I feel stressed for you. Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. Oh, no. No.

Wait, so is it done? Are you wearing the cast? Robin's in the cast. Oh, no. Oh, man. Oh, no. Trip of a lifetime. Your best friend and father, Oh no Oh man Oh no Trip of a lifetime Your best friend and father

75th birthday Heading over to Europe A multi-coast I think you're hitting Some of the most picturesque places in the world And you're gonna have When are you leaving? My dad's birthday Oh no It's gonna be sweet My dad's birthday.

Oh, no. It's going to be sweet. I'm not going to wear it for that week, but I will wear a cast for a week. Okay. It would be pointless if I wasn't on the show for the cast. That's true. What's going to be hilarious about it is just seeing it. Every day on the...

Damn, KB would have got so much fucking pussy from the cast. KB would have ended up keeping it on from the cast. KB would have ended up keeping it on for a while. Yeah. My wife's just going to be disgusted by it. Yeah. I think KB said

he was going to get a leg cast because he didn't want to have to stop going to the gym. It would be infinitely worse. Yes. It would be hilarious.

It would be so funny. He'd be coming in on crutches. Maybe something will happen where the cast will save you. True. You could beat the fuck out of them. Like what, Kate? Like what thing?

When is the cast going to save me? If I actually break my arm? Probably door's about to close. I might as well just break my arm if I'm going to have to get a cast. What if that was part of this? Like we have to break? Yeah, or what if it gets super skinny

underneath? Break bone on the wheel? Alright, so if somebody knows how to do a cast or if somebody's a castetician or something, hit us up and I could get my cast on

and put a cast on. It'd be sweet if they could come in here. And do it on the show. I would like to not go to a hospital. I'm not afraid of hospitals, but I'll pretend I am to get out of going to one. Dude, it ruins it if the audience knows how excited you are about this.

You gotta pretend like it's a punishment. Ah, fuck, yeah, I know. I can't even hide it. Let me see what my weekends hold for the next couple weeks. This is gonna be fucking sweet, dude. Do you guys keep a calendar? No.

I just started. I feel like it's necessary to keep a calendar fucking these days. It makes chaps nuts that I don't, I like keep an array of post-it notes at my desk that I lose track of and I an array of post-it notes at my desk That I lose track of And I'm always like we had what today?

We have like what? You'd think at this point I would One nice thing to do is If you're making a to-do list for your day Load it up with a bunch of menial tasks as well Check those off along the way You feel like you're gaining momentum That's good stuff

Did you come up with that? I'm sure. It's not patented by me, but... You do a to-do list? Yeah. Damn, dude. That's... But, like, you throw in, like...

That's progressive of you. Throw in, like, wake up and have a coffee in there. You start off with two checks. It does feel good to scratch stuff off. You're like, oh, I'm rolling. Yeah. Atta boy. I don't like to-do lists.

I feel like writing them is just cumbersome. It also gives me anxiety to just see the list. Yeah. Yeah. This happens about once a month. Today was one of the days. You did? Yeah.

Let's go on. But then, like you said, you get anxious about it. I like to live in ignorance. And then when something becomes so pressing that it's going to fuck my life, that's when I like to do it. Yeah. I do ignorance with finances. Oh, yeah. For sure.

I don't look at that. Yeah. Out of sight, out of mind. Just spend it all on cool shirts. Yeah. Exactly. The pat way. It's the only way.

You've got to have some cool shirts. Oh, and that shirt's fire. Thank you. I just got. I was talking about how I wanted to like develop style finally and this guy from a vintage store in indianapolis reached out i was like i'm gonna send you cool stuff and he sent me that got the box today it's up on my instagram story at kate barstow what stuff did you get he sent me a cool cougar shirt a shirt with a gun on it um yeah, a shirt, a Phillies, a retro Phillies t-shirt.

I wonder if it's the same guy that sent me my stuff, because I got a bunch of Phillies. Really? He's a Phillies fan. Irvington. All the Eagles stuff, too. It's Irvington Vintage is what it's called. The Roan Spocks got lost.

Yeah, and Sass somehow got all the Phillies and Eagles stuff, but none of it was for me, though. It said it was for Sass. Yeah, there it is. He got eight t-shirts, four larges, four XLs. They're both Sass. Look at this good stuff. Oh.

Hey. What a... That's fucking awesome. I know. What pants are you going to wear with it? Just gym pants, just tights that I never work out in. Fuck yeah. It's comfortable, though.

Gym clothing is comfortable. It's all I'm going to wear. Y'all sent me a jean jacket is comfortable. It's all I'm going to wear. Y'all sent me a jean jacket. Very fancy. I'm going to be looking cool. I will have to start smoking again. Oh, yeah. The jean jacket.

Everybody should. You need an F-150. We need to crowdsource you an F-150. My dad's old, yeah. I remember it was so rusted out in the back that bees lived inside the back of the truck. And you'd be driving, and bees would be flying around. So that's cool. That's fucking awesome. that's real fantastic yep did they ever uh did they ever sting you um oh man i've been stung like more times i think than normal human beings

have been stung we had bees living in our basketball pole what's like the first few shots were always real exciting because you're. We got to get all the bees out. What's the most you ever got at once? Our swing set was also a shitty metal. At the top, the cap had come off. I was standing up. I saw these bugs going in and out. I'm an idiot. I was eight or nine.

I put my eye up to the thing. I was like, ding, ding, ding, ding. I got a bunch of wasps to the face. That happened to me and my friends. We were playing manhunt and somebody either stepped on a beehive or hit it with a wiffle ball bat or some shit. I only got like eight, but a few people were in the teens and then this one girl had like 32.

Oh my God. It's crazy. My dad ran over a yellow jacket nest with a lawnmower once. Holy fuck. Yellow jackets are scary. I don't know why, but they scare the fuck out of me we were at the neighbor's house like all us neighborhood girls were outside and we hear my dad like running across the yard and just yelling and shouting for my mom and then he goes to run inside and she's like get out i want bees in the house and i had a i was like one time i was like grounded and my my parents had me raking all the

leaves in the yard and we had this like tree and it was like one of the it had these like weird ass berries so you know those like weird berries that have like the spikes on them yeah yeah yeah and i kept on smacking the tree with the uh with the rake because then all the berries would fall yeah it looked sick oh yeah then i realized there was like a basketball sized hornet's nest on it and all of a sudden they're just like all in my shirt no the fuck out of me oh my god oh my god i couldn't they were like trapped in my shirt and i like couldn't get them yep it's the fucking worst i just ran inside like screaming yep yeah probably got them got your mom stung you you alerted the hive to where the rest of the human beings yeah yeah yeah i think the

hive fell like when i was yeah so you took yeah, yeah. I think the hive fell, like, when I was... Yeah, so you took them out, too. So they had the hive inside your house. This morning, I saw a video of a guy getting, like, willfully stung by, like... It was, like, the sharpest stinger in the world. It was fucking crazy. It was, like...

It was a bee or something, but it wasn't even... It was called, like, a murder hawk or something. Oh, yeah, the murder hornets or whatever it is? It wasn't a murder hornet, but it was called a murder hawk or something. Oh, yeah, the murder hornets or whatever it is? It wasn't a murder hornet, but it was like a something hawk. I don't know. I'd never seen it before. Big ass. It was just this massive black, all black,

and the guy just had chopsticks or tweezers and just put it up to his skin until they- Coyote Peterson? I think it was, yeah. Coyote Peterson, he did the- Pull that shit up, TJ. The sting pain index Where he went up Higher and higher

Until the bullet ant Or whatever the worst is Electric videos He would just Put the bugs on his skin And then get fucked up By them Dude I think this one

Is worse than the bullet ant This one is See if you can find this one Cause it's so Fucking gnarly He's just Screaming on the ground In pain

I hate that we're watching something like this while you have control over the next punishment on the wheel. I know. You're just going to pick murder wasp sting on the wheel. Oh, yeah. What makes a sting like that hurt so much? Is there venom? What is it?

Because it can't just be the prick. No, there's got to be something in it. I had to run in with fire ants a couple weeks ago in Charleston, which I had never seen, but yeah, it's like a sensation. You don't feel the bite. It's got to be something that goes in your skin. What is that? What the fuck was that?

I was gaslighting the hell out of my girlfriend. She was complaining about it. She was like, does anybody else's feet feel like they're on fire? And I thought she was being an idiot. And then I had socks and shoes, so it was just like four minutes delayed. I started feeling it on the calves. I was like, oh shit, you're right.

The tarantula hawk. Oh no, I don't want to watch that. I don't even like hearing the sound of that bug. Jump ahead, jump ahead. Holy fuck, it's huge. Is it biting him or is it stinging him? It's called a tarantula hawk because it kills and eats tarantulas. Is it a spider? It's some sort of wasp family.

Okay. I mean, it's stingers. I'm not watching this. The portion was, this is what I look like naked. He's shaking. This guy's been in the office. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm's been in the office. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Yo! Entering the sting zone? What is it, like, it's gonna be like a scorpion? Or is it gonna be a bite? Sting, like a scorpion. Oh my god. Or is it going to be a bite? Two. Sting like a scorpion. Here we go. Three. Oh, my God.

How horned up do you think this bug is to finally sting him after being so close to his arm for so long? Very. Did he do it? Someone tell me what's happening. Yes, he did it. Watch, Kate. Watch, Kate. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, okay. Frank, when the Mets are up 8-1. Yeah. Yo. What the fuck? Oh, my God. Oh, I bet whoever did the music for this loved it. Yeah.

That is the most intense pain I've ever felt. Oh, I bet whoever did the music for this loved it. Okay, we'll try having a baby. Rip your taint. Are you okay, man? No, dude, He's not okay. Paralyzed. I just can't move my arm. He's crying. I think I'm going to cry.

It's like my arm is in a state of paralysis right now. It is. Wow. I like this part. Look how swollen his arm is. Are you okay, man? Yeah. Dude, what? Did that hurt? No, this guy just had his arm swollen up.

You bit me, dude. Second wave of pain. So swollen. Gains, bro. Wow. Ew, bro. And just like, what a very unnecessary thing to do. But it was entertaining. I was.

He did it like 12 times. That had 60 million views. He did it like 12 different times. See, this is what we got to put on the wheel. What do you mean? What do you mean? Executioner wasp. Watch all these guys' videos after this.

What do you mean 12 different times? He did like up the ladder of the pain index. Was that the worst one? I want to say bullet ants the worst, but that was probably the biggest reaction that he had. Like they hurt in different ways. Didn't YP say bullet ants the worst, but that was probably the biggest reaction that he had. Oh. Like, they hurt in different ways. Didn't YP do bullet ants? I think he did fire ants.

Okay. Fire ants, yeah. Oh, fuck that. Fuck all that. Yeah, not that impressive. That's not as cool. Carpenter ants? Yeah.

Damn, that shit is crazy. I'd love to put that on the wheel. Some sort of animal attack slash bug bite? No, that one. Tarantula hawk? You would have to go to Arizona and capture one. Oh, they're stateside. TJ, you said that was the second strongest?

It's somewhere on the index, yeah. And that's in America? What was like halfway? Is there any that we could actually do? I think like Yellow Jacket is on there somewhere. Wait, wait, I have it. We have to, whoever gets stuck has to be in this room alone, and then we release like five or six bees in here. And they do the whole hour yak?

And you have a swatter, so it's up to you to defend yourself. You may or may not get stung, but you're also wearing a shirt with honey on it or something. Maybe a bear is in here, too. Maybe a bear. A bunch of bees and bears in here. Maybe we all get bee suits except the person who... You could dress like Winnie Pooh the way Sass fucks.

Yeah. The guy's Winnie the Pooh boner. I'm really going to have to think long and hard about something that's like an appropriate quid pro quo. Right. Zah. For that. What did you say? Do we have a shotski from your shin on the wheel?

So that was, I was going to use that as my punishment. That's not on the wheel. Ah. But, yeah. Don't you get a punishment? Or no? No, because I, actually, do I? He's only on the wall. But, yeah. Don't you get a punishment? Or no? No, because I... Actually, do I?

He's only been wilded. He hasn't been punished. Oh, so who gets the punishment for wilded? Yeah, wasn't I meant to? Wilds, Nick got it. Wasn't I meant to replace after I did my first wild? I think, right? Because KB got to replace.

Or did he do the wild? I'm keeping a wild on the wheel. Nick Grin? Is KB got to replace? Or did he do the wild? I thought we were keeping a wild on the wheel. He still hasn't done the wild, though. I don't know. We have a lot to make up. We got a lot to make up. And honestly, I would rather have a cast than get swirled. What were the other things?

Gallon of milk? Hanging wedgie. I would rather do hanging wedgie than get cast. I'd rather do... Hanging wedgie looked fun. Oh, hot chip seemed terrible. Nick was so fucked up from that. But that's also just one day.

He said he was shitting black for like three days. Would you rather have a cast for a week or shit black for three days? Shit black, I think. Shit black. Is brown much better? Right, yeah. There's a pain that comes with shitting black. But when you shit black,

it usually means there's blood in your stool. I think it means it's on your organs. Your internal organs. Alright, well... Dude wipes. I had a buddy throwing up jet black one time. Oh, I've done stomach bile. I've thrown up blood and stomach bile yeah i'm up like blood and

stomach bile back in my hangover days oh yeah hangovers don't exist now that we have bird dogs right yeah just you just have a fucking deep fry bd and uh a bird dog a big dick and a bird dog um all right talk about your show tonight before we leave. Oh, yeah. Just briefly. Oh, Most Dangerous Game Show tonight. You are not going to fucking want to fucking miss this shit. At 8 p.m. East Coast time. I like that they spread it out by a day this time. It feels like there's more conversation about the episodes that way. Yeah, I heard that even on platforms like Netflix,

they're not releasing binge watches anymore because people can just cancel. They can get the show they want, watch it, and then just cancel. So now they'll release something in May, and then the second half in July. So you'll have to keep it for May, June, July. Those motherfuckers. You'll have to keep it for three months to be able to watch.

That makes so much sense. Didn't Netflix just lose like a million subscribers? Yeah. And like a ton of employees and all that shit, yeah. That's fascinating, Ron. That makes sense. Because it's not like people are becoming less bingey, but that makes sense.

Yeah. It's just a sneaky ass way for them to keep subscriptions up, drive revenue, and I mean, they're cracking down on password sharing. Yeah. They're about to add commercials for a lower cost. That's what Hulu does, right?

I guess, something like that. They're doing all these things when they could have just kept The Office. I know, I know. It's actually so funny. That is hilarious. Now Peacock has The Office. Does anyone even have Peacock?

Do people just stop watching The Office? Do people just stop watching The Office? I'm definitely going to get the NFL one. The NFL Plus or whatever. It's such a pain to try to bootleg games while you're on the road or out of market. And now you're going to be able to watch an Eagles game with the local broadcast over the game. It's fucking... Being in the air during football is the worst.

Yeah. Oof. Terrible. Oof. It only happens so rarely. During rowing. It's terrible. It's good for the rowing network.

Rowing plus. Pup Punk this Friday. Pup Punk this Friday pup punk this Friday Atlantic City Atlantic City yeah we got practice we're about to get practice going on in a minute

and yeah come come and fuck with us switch over to the boy dad YouTube episode if you hated Kate

on this episode yeah yeah the exact same room with us over without without Kate just watch that and actually uh i'm not going to be in tomorrow oh perfect if you like leaving hate comments tomorrow is the day for you because boy are you going to be pissed at the crew that is rocking it was big cat out all week

i'm going out to the firehouse in Canarsie. So I'm not going to be here tomorrow, unfortunately. What are you doing? We're dropping off another check that we raised for our buddy Tim Klein. And yeah, it's just for the day that we're going to be out there. But I'm sure the show's going to be good as fuck. Oh, totally. The three of you can count on it. People are going to love it. Okay um i'm sure the show's gonna be good as fuck oh totally you can count on it yes uh you're gonna love it okay let's find something okay i will i will have like oh i will

have something good it's an incredible you are an incredible planner when i put my mind to it yeah i mean chaps and kate always used to have some crazy shit planned yeah and uh everybody always said like 50 of of Morning Sunshine was incredible. There you go. Exactly. I wish Brandon got the cast with his dumb ass. I'd like to have them come back and just have the fucking cast. He asked in the test chain, what does cast for a week mean?

I don't know what he thought it could have meant. He's not even watching? I love fishing. Brandon's so checked out on this show, bro. It's a shame. I used to love that fucking guy. Then he just checked out. Then his dad died and he got real lame.

Yeah. Shit changed, bro. You've been whacked since your dad died. I think that's something a bully would say. A mean girl would say. Oh, no, I'm not funny anymore. You've been a loser since your daddy died. Wait, isn't that actually a scene in the new Stranger Things?

Probably. And Millie Bobby Brown tries to freak out. Yeah, he has too much perspective on life now. He has priorities, which I don't like. Yeah, that's so whack, bro. He seems to be taking care of his family. I hope he gets a pay cut. All right, see you guys tomorrow. Actually, gets a pay cut Alright See you guys tomorrow

Actually no You guys will see Those guys tomorrow And I'll see all you guys On Thursday Yeah Thank you Most games tonight

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