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It's Friday.
Yep.
How's everyone doing? Average.
You're doing average? So that's better than normal?
Slightly above average, maybe.
Oh, just average?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Friday's, I feel like Friday, you got to be.
I'm trending up.
You got to be going above average at all times.
Well, how are you doing?
I'm above average.
Above average?
Yeah, I'm above average.
Slightly or significantly?
Slightly.
Anybody significantly?
I'm exactly average.
OK.
Which is high. If you're not above average on Friday
Then like what are you on Monday? Yeah? I'm a real grump
Real grump Titus you're fucking hot you're above average today. Yeah, oh dude bad. I didn't sleep well
I said the shits this morning. No kidding that thunder was dog was going crazy for the thunder
It was dude that one Thunder I thought there was a bomb going on
Yeah, car alarms outside our house were going off really kids woke up. It was a whole I've been to your neighborhood those cars
We're just getting stolen
Damn lightning I
Didn't have it out in the sticks. I saw it in the distance, but I didn't hear thunder. Maybe I threw it
No, there's one just fucking crazy crazy crash like 1 a.m. Yeah, Chicagoans
We will we'll talk about it for a while right ever really yeah, where were you the 1 a.m.
I like so I like some good thunder rolling through this was this would have startled your brand this would have scared you silly
Facility why my apartment building basement and gotten the fetal position?
Staircase I always hustle over it. I'm sure you guys fall into Barry Butler. He photographs every time
There's a very good photographs all the lightning hitting the skyscrapers here. I was a good shot
Yeah, very cool. You like it's the bat signal and runs outside at three in the mornings. Yeah, he always gets it um
You guys pissing pools right no yeah
Of course our pissing pools Not because yeah Of course I'll piss in pools
Not because it's like gross. I don't like I don't like the idea of my
Did you really open yeah open underwater? I don't want to like suck anything else back up
I know it's a wives tale, but I was told that people can put something in their pool
Yeah, that's me at least I know it's fake, but the thought of what if I wouldn't care. That's the new Maryland
That's nice. How do you have an answer. I'm still evaluating the room before I answer. I'm again a strong still. Thank you Brandon
I'm still waiting to see what the right I don't I don't know I don't know
Let's all just be honest with each other here. I pissed in every pool. I've ever been in right
I I've been in pools with you, and I've
Next wait a sec you've never not done it
I mean, I guess there's times when I don't have to piss but like
If I have to even I have a little bit of
Piss it needs to go it's going in the pool. What about ocean? No problem
I will go ocean dump, but I don't I don't like what yeah, okay, did it sink or float it floats?
Oh, that's best P
You could ever pee is when your body's surfing a wave and you're just letting it rip go
That's what had roll out of it. Yeah, I don't understand people who don't piss. There's chlorine. There's chemicals to kill it. I
Do swim lessons with my three and a half year old every Saturday and I was stunned this past Saturday
We got out of the pool changed everything and then on then on his own, he went to that bathroom.
I don't think it occurred to him that you can pee in a pool.
I don't think it's natural.
I think it's something you have to...
You gotta teach him ways before somebody else does.
I know, I was...
Well, what's his pissing outside stance?
Does he just let it go freely outside?
In the middle of the park, you look over there.
Okay, good.
Now, Kate, we don't have to talk about it,
but your swim instructor,
you got a very good deal on swim lessons. I did 40 bucks for like 10 lessons. Uh-huh. That's very cheap
It is it's through the city and is your swim instructor is he good. He's great with one of his arms
You have a one arm one arm swim instructor
And he's a lovely guy. He's got one regular arm and then one nub with a couple fingers on it.
Does your kid swim in circles?
No, I know.
Have you ever seen the instructor swim?
No, we've never left the shallow end.
I couldn't even tell you if he actually could swim or not.
But it's tough with a bunch of toddlers because all they want to do...
Is play with the nub?
Is point at that.
Is point at the nub. That'd be funny if he was teaching them how to swim and then their final test was he goes to the deep end
He cannot they have to save. Yeah. Yeah, I have no idea twist. Yeah, there's a twist
Uh-huh, I guess that's what 40 bucks for 10. Oh
Doesn't kill pee I mean oh, this is Lucas. Oh, this is Lucas. I forgot. It's fucking Lucas back
They get the hell out of here Lucas. Yes, it does
But chlorine's not the only chemical in a pool. Yeah, they do the shock. Yeah, right. There's more. They shock the pool
Honestly, it's also so much water in there
Yeah, and but if everybody's doing it and I'll just go ahead and go further pee ain't gonna kill you. No
No, definitely not. Let me piss on you right now
Well, yeah, Nick and less got a you. I want you to piss on me right now.
I'll go to the bathroom and piss on you.
How are you going to piss on me?
I'm staying right here.
You've got to piss on me right here.
What if it goes from cup to you?
That doesn't have to be straight from the tap.
That's not the way to be straight from the tap.
Straight from the tap.
Genuine question.
Say you're not sick or anything, and you pee in a cup,
and you do drink it without filtering.
Is it guaranteed you'll get sick?
Or is it like eating raw egg when you're doing batter?
I think so bear Grylls drink his own piss. Yeah, I think it's just
Risky and nasty I don't be all right. I don't even think it's risky
It's not risky you might just puke from the taste technically unhealthy yeah
Okay, all right, okay, fuck you Lucas. Yeah, that Lucas. What the hell is your problem?
This is why I'd never pee in pools. That's why I never have Lucas. This is exactly why I don't do it. Be the
Producer of the Yak. Took you about nine minutes
Lucas can we talk real quick about next Tuesday?
Yeah, sure. What's the deal? We're doing a murder mystery
What's the deal? We're doing a murder mystery party, okay? And when does it start it starts the stream starts at 8?
But everyone needs to be here at 7 to get their roles and everything can you be the one who gets murdered?
So if I've an interview at 7 I'm out
Yes, okay
Earlier I
Would have to talk to the people I mean I know it's I mean it's not a big deal
I bet you could probably have that conversation. Yeah, what kind of mystery is this?
Just let him in is it like a fun little game amongst friends, or is it like more Lucas dumbass bullshit?
It is completely run by another company, so I don't have a hand in the story. So are you you don't even have to be there
Technically no
My kid is your kid playing with the pooch maybe
You have it you've been bringing a different one. Yeah, well
Where there's two blackhawks tickets and they get to take they take turns. That's nice. Yeah, this is my middle boy
Who's here somewhere there is you like of his head? Yeah, that's you really like your middle boy too don't you? He's my best one. Far and away my best one. Not even close. He handles his own business. Me and my wife could disappear tomorrow and he would live a fine life. Successful probably. He can cook, he can clean, he gets himself up. He has a hell of a Minecraft server. I'll tell you what yeah, is that what he's in there playing Minecraft right now
Oh, I didn't yeah, he's he's he's good at the game. He was roasting Caitlin. She's like every move
I make this morning. He's he's on top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what is mine?
I don't know it's a sandbox game. I was trying to figure it out the world of infinite possibilities with the ugliest graphics
You'll ever see yeah, but are you playing other people you're playing just?
So you start server with your friends, and it's like survival you got to live
And are you on a team with the other people you kill them or you could go to war yeah?
Oh, you can kill other my completely sandbox. Yeah, other minecraft whatever you want. You can just live quietly in your own little thing
Right minecraft movies coming out Jason Momoa
Win Minecraft that's overwhelming. There's too much
Like Sim City you don't really win right it was made by world stuff Yeah, it was made by one guy and he sold it to Microsoft for 1 billion dollars. Holy shit 1 billion 1 billion dollars
I think no set goal. I'm not here for tea however you well actually
He's doing it from afar no you just you kill other people can and oh
I need a building game. I need a goal
So you just go around a pill stuff and kill people you keep there
You can't like go and like there's dragons you can kill and zombies and stuff like that
It's you can get killed kill chickens and go go and it's infinite. It's infinite. There's no way to beat the game
It's like Sims. You're not playing to beat the game. That's the only reason I played
I'm going to create a world and you beat the game now. Yeah, you can there we go. Okay. Oh does it like roll credits wait
No, how I I feel satisfied whenever I have like a nice little house, and I'm comfortable
That's beating the game to me. How often do you play I used playing college?
So Lucas you're a Minecraft guy
No, it's just like the most popular game
I really don't like Lucas
To to like his core. Yeah. Well, how do you get to the ender dragon?
If there's no like specific path you have to get to the nether Kate
Yeah, you got to start at the nether. No you get the no god. You're digging yourself in a hole brother
I'm gonna take much like in Minecraft when you're looking for diamonds
Nick do you know a good deal about this game? Yeah, but I don't I'm not like a video game guy though by any means
I play rollercoaster tycoon on my phone. Mm-hmm remember civilization. I love that was like my favorite you start out as
But every game of mine was like building I liked like sim city and I love stuff like that roller coaster
I bought sim farming simulator a couple years ago. Yeah, it didn't didn't hit for me didn't scratch the edge didn't do it for me
It was a game so tedious. Yeah
The tutorial is awful Zaza big-time. Yeah, you gotta you gotta actually be like an actual farmer no stuff
Yeah to work it. It has like a steep learning curve. Yeah, Farmville the
Farmville I think so fishville
I saw I saw in the news like a couple weeks They're like the Simpsons had a game like that
Yeah, they stopped it the server just stopped which sucked and people were really upset about that
I've said this time and time again. I spent all my money in college on Smurfs village
That was my college experience I
I had all I had every that was my college experience I
Think I didn't go to a single WVU party. I was playing Smurfs Village I unlocked like I unlocked the smurfettes vanity and was like one of the best days of my life. I paid for it
Outfits oh how much money would you say I think I spent about?
$400 in college on first village more than I I mean I was really struggling
I saw that they brought Flappy Bird back right no way. What's Flappy Bird? $200 in college on Smurfs Village, which is more than I, I mean I was really struggling.
I saw that they brought Flappy Bird back, right?
No way.
What's Flappy Bird?
Oh, I don't know any of these.
It was the game of 2013, Dan.
You're thinking of Angry Birds, right?
No, Flappy Bird, it was a phenomenon.
Oh my God.
It was made by this Asian guy,
and he was making way too much money off of it,
and he deleted the app off of people's phones.
Like he deleted the app off the store because he was getting death threats in his country because he was making too much money off of it and he deleted the app off of people's phones like he deleted the app off the store because he was getting death threats in his country because he was making too much money and
He was in danger and so people were selling their phones with Flappy Bird on it on like eBay. Holy shit, right?
I was big. I remember I thought that game sucked. What was the game?
It's a Flappy Bird tap the oh and you had to get through like pipes the birds like
Falling and you have to tap to keep it. Oh, I remember that it's and you had to get through like pipes the birds like falling and you have to tap to keep it
Oh, I remember that it's so you have to have it float at the perfect height to get through guys basically
I bet you were good at it Titus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I I hit triple digits if that's good this guy had to
Yeah, stop making money. Can you look it up? I think he was like are you playing right now Lucas? Yeah? He's not doing his fucking job
All right keep going angry birds was a good game, too
I thought the movie was funny
For
Someone just
So we just I was I tweeted out the show and then so it was over under three and a half
Yon say and then it made me on oh
Sorry guys, I'm tired
You've said you were above average. I know I I am above average cuz I'm gonna maybe get some sleep
It's a little nap a little bit. Maybe yeah, but I'm tired. I don't I don't sleep
Are you ready for football season to be over? No, not there yet
But it is grinding me down to a pulp
I have a controversial question
Is football being on every night actually good?
Yes, okay
Because it's not all year. I wouldn't do it all year like when the football season ends
I'm ready for the football season right and that's why I never got into
Whenever they try to do the spring football league. I'm like no, that's too much
Stay away spring is for college hoops Masters NBA NHL like don't fuck with the sports calendar
Yeah, but I am I am very tired
Is there a push to try to change the name of the Masters because you don't call it
Master bedroom anymore. I do primary bedroom
You pig you think the Masters can do whatever they want though. Mm-hmm. That's the point
But they have a one-year deal with CBS every year in perpetuity they just tell CBS okay you get you get to do it again
Yeah, yeah, like they could pull it at any time
They have the ultimate leverage. There's no there's no other there's no one above them to tell them you have to change the name right?
They have just more money are the master
So CBS just has to sit there being like hope they say yes again, and they're just like okay
Yeah, you know what you get to?
broadcast our tournament
Master yeah, yeah is who what dogs here
He's not here I'll suck isn't here that he's using off a dog sitting facilities page is watching his dog
He just wears malice. He left here Charlottesville, Virginia
So oh god is Osmo here all all week. Yeah, what's the deal just for the weekend?
I think with page in this office. It smokes is just going full douchebag
Yeah, he has he's reverted back to Florida. I like it though. I
There's something about him. He just is he's detestable
But in a way that I can't get enough of if he's trying to hide his evil vile ways
I wouldn't like him right, but he just is what he is he can't help it so he just says like
You know Saturday at two o'clock. He's like let me just do a
Tweet with an analogy about coming inside of a girl what and you're just like okay. Did he do that?
I mean, it's sure he did literally 10 minutes before the show started
He was like Kate can I pick your brain about something and it was about he was trying to find a fun way to say
That he like crushes pussy.
Like an analogy, he was like looking for like
cool analogies.
Yeah, it would be like this Navy offense
is like a great cream pie after a bag.
And you're like, okay.
I was eavesdropping, he had a terrible analogy too.
He did, it didn't make any sense.
Well, he was like trimming bush.
He's like, they call me the lawn mower,
cause I'm trimming your girl's bush. What? And I was like, what are you's like they call me the lawnmower It's not like you're eating her trim in your girls bush
What something and I was like what do you that would make him just like somebody that works at a wax?
Right
Which I'd imagine be a gay man. Yeah, I had to tell him it didn't make sense
I said yeah, yeah, was he upset when you broke it to him. No he was very receptive and then he got on something about
Recycling and crushing boxes like wait, I'm not
Boxes
Crush more box than the recycling man. That's good townie recycling
Recyclings you guys all agrees that it's. I think it all goes in the same spot.
They just put it in the same spot.
They do it to make you feel good,
and then they're like, ha ha, you suckers.
You split up your trash.
Oh, Titus.
This is more room for more garbage.
Big recycler.
I need more time to see what they're gonna say.
I love when houses have the can crusher on the wall, though.
That's always fun.
My grandfather had that.
We would take, he drank a lot of beer
and my job was to crush the cans
and we would sack them up.
When we got to the eight or nine sacks,
we'd go to the scrap metal place
and I'd make 30 bucks.
Yep.
I agree.
I don't know, recycling is confusing when you go to,
when Shay and I were in Boulder,
Shay, did you notice the trash cans on the street
had like four options? Like all of them and and you just
Stand there with your I've seen that I didn't like landfill recycle compost trash. Yeah
Chase like I don't know might be trash. I don't know but I'll just stay out of my house
I'm just standing there with like a like a soda bottle and I'm like, I don't know which yeah
Which one sense of making a puzzle is yeah, and it's just they just someone comes and picks it up and puts it all it's all one bad
Yeah, it's all one Ben. Yeah, yeah
Jay nice creamsicle. Thank you. You ready for Sunday's cream schools
It'll be fun. They look cool in them. They were once a year
I wouldn't want them for the regular uniforms, but they look cool
I was gonna say it's the lighting it just looks like his other shoulder is their current red.
I mean there's red in the creamsicle.
I think it's a cool ass shirt.
That is a cool ass shirt.
Damn Che, you did it.
Thanks, the fine people at Duvin sent me some nice gear.
Oh that's a Duvin shirt, not a Bucks shirt?
It's collabed, Duvin and the Bucks officially collabed.
Oh nice, nice. Pretty cool. Get that peach, Lucas you're the worst. I know. It's clabbed even in the box officially clabbed. Oh
Cool that peach Lucas you're the worst. I know what Lucas do look at him
He's not wearing the shorts, but his pants are too tight are they too tight Lucas stand up see come here Lucas
Lucas are you supposed to have pink hair right now? Oh yeah.
Oh whoa!
Sheesh.
That ass is popping.
That ass is popping.
One of my favorite days in the office, this office, was when Lucas wore those tight pants
and everybody just followed.
He was like pied piped.
Yeah.
Everybody was following and pointing.
Can you believe this?
I don't even know what I did with those.
I couldn't believe my eyes
They're in some dark corner of my apartment right now
I mean, they're small enough you could just it probably is like in the crack of your couch or something just
Missing you could be wearing them right now. Yeah, we wouldn't know
Where's in this box? They're underneath they could be on easily under your pants
Those are ridiculous
ridiculous, it's ridiculous is Is Connor Griffin going up to Madison this weekend
He's gonna be in Madison Max and Jack or as well mm-hmm the big game
Yeah, well if he's going why were you laughing about that uh?
He's a sexual boy we'll put it oh
Getting a lot of bonks on his current tweet. Yeah, he said he's gonna buy Madison tonight, but he said he knows what he's doing. Oh
We think we think her name is Madison oh
Did you guys see that woman who's doing a hundred guys one day yeah pretty fucking cool
Yeah, I mean it's ambition. It's it's impressive way to be in Madison tonight. That is okay. What did Lucas respond?
open open a pussy
Connor that's a great picture of kind of Griffin. Yeah, no she's she's ambitious. It's a hundred guys in 14 hours. I believe yeah, I mean I
Don't that's weird that Kyle's out of town Connor's leaving Max is gone
Jack's going away, and then this woman is doing a call to arms
Do you think out of politeness the guys they should be quick about it
Do you think it's like really crappy etiquette to take a long time?
I don't I don't know if she goes to completion on every single guy is it just once in I think it's like a pump
Do you think one of the guys will fall in love? Yes?
I think probably like 60 yeah, so someone had the idea one
I think this summer on PMT we're gonna try to do a hundred guests in a day whoa you guys are whores
Podcast gangbang just like a rollercoaster line waiting. This is the girl yeah
Danny should I got something this weekend?
Yeah. Not Danny.
Shit, I got some this weekend.
23 guys that were gonna train on me with my friend Bonnie.
I have the same pajamas.
Now, that video's actually out now,
so if you wanna show that. Oh, the video's out.
You know, she did it.
But if you wanna be part of the next one,
I'm actually doing 100 guys in one day.
Wow.
So head on over to my Twitter to find out how to.
That's gotta be a yak record.
Good morning, so today is the day where I get run through.
What, the same person?
She's doing a lot of things. Oh, she already did it. What is, so today is the day where I get rent proof. What the same person?
Oh, she already did it.
What is that?
Oh, condoms.
I think this is all I'm gonna do with hair and makeup today.
Is that a handle?
Just a bit of bronzer.
Must be.
And blush.
I'm running a little bit late, I think.
But I'll be totally fine,
because the boys can't start without me.
Are they paying, or is this a freebie for her content?
I think this is free.
How do they pick the energy?
Yeah, you'd have to have an energy.
Carb-a-load.
Yep.
Yeah, you'd have to.
I don't have an eight stop, but that's fine.
Imagine what the Uber driver trying
to make casual conversation.
Hey, what are you doing today?
How are you doing?
How's my baby doing?
How's it going so far?
All right, this is weird.
Yeah, I don't like this.
I feel weird.
When I just saw her saying, I'm gonna gonna try to do this I was like, you know
Everyone's that's it. That's a 10x mindset. That is yeah. Yeah, she's like I'm a normal chick would just bang 10 dudes
Yeah, right. I don't think she actually did it. I
Don't think she did
Yeah, so
It's so much somebody out there proved me wrong
It's also like as crazy as it is a hundred dudes in one day isn't that so much weirder for the dudes
The dudes are the dude the guys that want to do that are odd. Yeah, I would say so yep
Yeah, there's like wait to get their number called yeah
They're like waiting yeah waiting in line at the at the butcher
They all get a stamp make an awkward small talk with a guy beside you
Yeah, I wonder if she picks the looseoser up for me. You're you're a 100. Yeah, well really if she's just doing a couple pumps per guy
it's about the same as
You think you're talking to a group of guys that have 200 to 300 pumps in them?
I'm just talking a month. A dude that's waiting in line for free pussy is not
He's not no he's not the most stamina driven man. No, it's true
I did the blow job the Veterans Day blowjob thing. Oh, yeah, you went to it. You went to it. You didn't do it
Oh, no, no, yeah
But that it was not the healthiest bunch yeah fellas were they wearing condoms getting blowjobs
No, I don't think so we show up and
75 guys have come through and
There's 24 behind you and she looks at you and she goes, No. Next.
That's gotta be a tough day.
Cause there's gotta be some no's in there, right?
She has to have some dudes on standby.
Can't be all yeses.
But then again, some of those guys are probably into that.
Being told they're a little loser.
Like a...
Yeah, like Clemmer, yeah.
I don't know. She doesn't seem very picky.
Yeah. No. I don't think you can be she can't you can't be like
It's probably not a pool of a thousand guys. She's choosing from right
The hundred guys yeah, they're definitely a certain they definitely have a lot in common
Danny are you're a single man mm-hmm you want to try to do a hundred chicks I?
guess
Now that would be
pretty much the same thing.
Yeah. Not.
No, that's cool.
This one's gross.
That one would be fucking sick.
They're completely different.
I agree. Kate, right?
Totally. Totally.
Yeah.
Yeah, just text Lucas for all further inquiries.
How did Sass leave yesterday?
Was he still bummed out about looking like Gru?
I've never seen, I've never spoken to Sass
in a setting that's not being filmed.
Yeah.
So he just left.
He left.
Yeah. I talked to him for a second, he's like, I don't care. But I feel left. Yeah, I talked to him for say he's like I don't care
God I wanted to like me so bad. I know so badly
He just like he floats into our lives and then just leaves and we're like damn
Yeah, but you know he he gave us a lot. He did if he texts me tomorrow
the college football take
Dry answer right back? Yeah, immediately.
Or do I ignore him again?
You have to answer.
I think you should beat him to the punch.
You think I should?
Oh, yes.
I don't know, guys.
I just feel like, Sess, you watching this...
Isn't that being really needy?
Like, you know, Western Michigan ball state game?
He's not going to be watching that. It has to be like...
Right out of bed with him.
One of the most famous. It has to be like, Cam Ward or Ohio State, it has to be a marquee team or player.
Are you just waiting to tweet the clip of him trying
to throw the footballs in to describe a current quarterback
on that day?
Well I am now, yeah.
You're welcome.
You know, I'd be very upset if I was Jeff D'Lo
because he was taught to not have the worst record.
Yeah.
Just generally abused.
No, no. Yeah, no, although Sass would have gotten it, he would have the worst record. Yeah. Just generally you'd be like.
Yeah, no, although Sass would've gotten it, he would've gotten it faster.
That motherfucker, Jeff D'Lo.
You know, I'm just no secret,
I'm doing this new show with him and Kirk, right?
When's it come out?
I don't know when it comes out.
We have a meeting next Thursday, I believe.
He texted me yesterday and he said,
can we do this day or this day?
And I said yeah.
And he said okay, I'll send you a calendar invite.
He sent me, I believe, eight calendar invites
for eight straight days.
So every day is the exact same time?
I think every day we're recording two episodes.
So every single day for eight days I gotta.
Damn.
Yeah, but I would rather do that than. I don't mind doing that but getting the calendar
invites all at one time right it's aggressive overwhelming yeah it was like
email from Jeff D Lowe you put it down you got an email Jeff D Lowe it's just
bang bang bang bang bang yeah wait did you say what the show is yet or no yeah
it's it's me and Kirk against fans is you working another person from Marshall against fan? Yeah, I think so. I think so got it
Got it. That'll be good. I probably will be but
I don't know. I like watching trivia more than I like playing trivia, but by watching you're playing too true
Yeah, but playing is just stressful. I don't like winning or losing. I live I love winning. I hate losing
I just don't like winning or losing. I love winning. I hate losing. I just don't like, I feel like I'm,
my trivia knowledge is every question is like
on the tip of my tongue, but then it's not.
Like they'll say the answer, I'm like,
yeah, I was nowhere near it.
But that like minute where you're thinking
as hard as you can is the worst feeling.
I think I stopped learning new things five years ago.
No, I haven't learned anything.
And so it's either I know it or I don't there's no like searching through my brain
There's no getting it last second. Yeah, yeah, whenever we see chaps coming up to those questions. I feel like I'm getting subpoenaed
Yep, it's a matter of time. I like those though. Those are fun getting those feels real good
You and I were the only boys saying Mary Shelley. Yeah, we got who was that? What was that question Frankenstein Mary Shelley
No, there it is. So I got it too.
I was one of the only ones to get South Africa. Oh, let's look at Mary Shelley. I wonder if
What is the only country in the world that touches the Atlantic and the Indian Oceans? Oh South Africa. You're good. Yeah, it's killing it
No, Lucas not Frankenstein
Oh my no no Lucas not Frankenstein
That's hauntingly beautiful
Hauntingly beautiful. What year do women get hot?
86 that girl should be asking for a hundred guys to fuck her
Begging we forget like recent dental technology like straightening of teeth is only the 1900 kind of thing. So you could be a smoke show back in the day,
but have like wonky ass British teeth, I guess, I don't know.
But like look at everything else too.
What do you mean?
Oh yeah.
On her face.
It's all wrong.
I didn't even see her teeth.
Ugh!
Look at her eyes, she's got good eyelashes.
Would not.
Skin?
No, depends.
Depends?
Yeah. Can we go Mary Shelley full body? Sorry Kate. Would not. Skin? No. Depends. Depends.
Can we go Mary Shelley full body?
Sorry Kate.
If you weren't here I wouldn't do this.
She's got great ankles.
Nice wrists.
Titus, you know hot chicks.
I wouldn't be the judge.
I wouldn't fuck her.
Hell nah.
Hell nah.
Mary Shelley.
I mean I guess she's famous.
Wait, when did she write Frankenstein?
Is there no pictures?
She has no full body pics when did when was she alive?
I'll send you a link Lucas. She's just got one of the white Lucas. When was she alive natural beauty?
I couldn't even begin to tell you
I'm gonna say she died in 1814 night. Oh fuck. Oh my wow Brandon. That's
Wasn't the worst look at her birthday party that was like a date of birth
22 wait how she died in three years, so
1851 great guess wait that
Does that add up is she American? Yeah?
London London
British Wollstonecraft of course she died of perpetual fever
That's kind of a crazy mother did come up with Frankenstein like your your brain comes up with that back then. Yeah, that's weird
Yeah, that's very there was way too much going on to like be thinking of fake things. Yeah
Did you like his cereal?
Frankenberry yeah, I like boo Barry more to me Frankenberry looked the best in the box
It's more of a count Chocula
And it wasn't the best holy shit. Oh, she was a freak. I wanted to be better than it was what I'm trying to say yeah
much like golden grams
That that mother dog we might put the dog down
Am I is that too rash no no I mean although it is barking every time it barks Nicky smokes is in the same
frame true
Put it like how Megan's try like like a bark would ruin the yak
Can't do this
No, yeah, okay. Yeah, we just got new glasses. We got confirmation the dog is barking at Nikki smoke
Oh, okay. Thank you Lucas. Oh, what'd you get back quick? We do have to put Nikki smokes down. Yeah
Yeah, that's absolutely the the case or at least chain him to a pole upstairs Cosmos got a lot of life left
Mm-hmm can't do that to Cosmo think it's Osmo
See how was the panda no this is the panda we were
All show we had him he missed a pick so then we made him be Cosmo the panda well shim ling was the panda
Now we have Tom lays cat making picks me Tom way sneaky cat guy huge cat what wouldn't a guest
He's got a cat leash
Yeah
He brought his cat in here on a yak once when a lot of people were out.
Is it weird that we never hear much about KB's second cat?
We never hear a goddamn thing about that.
It's like, you know, when like a celeb has a new baby and they put the emoji over the
face?
Yeah.
Kyle's very protective.
What's the other cat's name?
Pinky and Piper, but it's not sexual.
Pinky.
But have we seen a picture of Pinky?
Nope.
I have the very first like week he got her.
He posted one of the two cats
and I was thrilled to see both
but I haven't seen anything since.
He hasn't posted anything.
No.
Not even on the internet.
I wanna see Pinky.
Pinky and Piper.
I wanna see Pinky with today's newspaper.
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Should we make, should we do a Sporkle
or make Steven do a...
Let's do a, let's do a old,
let's do a celebrity guesser or...
Yeah, something or something fun.
Spice it up.
Let's get fucking crazy.
Let's trace a John Madden moment.
Let's be crazy on a Friday.
Let's do something nuts.
Let's make an alternate gauntlet
where you have to come back in here and do a family feud. Ah, because now... Let's make, let's do something nuts let's let's make an alternate gauntlet where you have to come back in here and do a family
few because now let's make
Let's make the gambling cave people fight for our amusement. I'd like that. Let's break a pool stick and throw it in there
Look at these who'd you take?
Not men bloodlusted would now unstop. I think McCarthy's coming out of that room
No, sneaky smokes could probably no Nikki smokes going down. Where's that memes memes would win? Oh, he has a lot of hidden rage
Yeah, he's got so much rage. That's where's memes. He's right there with this. Oh, that's me. I thought that was quicks
Me that is memes confirmed. Thank you for looking up. I think they're probably watching us. Mm-hmm
This is Osmo's favorite show
Not true us. Mm-hmm. Uh this is uh Osmo's favorite show. Is that true? The Jenga if we could put the Jenga. Oh. And you have
to say something before you can pull your cube or whatever.
You have to make everyone laugh. Oh. Well, that'll take
forever. By laying on the floor with your head on something.
Oh. And then no. Tell me gigol Jenga. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You
guys remember that. The old child. Your pastor would play with you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys remember that? Your pastor would make you play.
Yeah, yeah.
Youth pastor.
Has a youth pastor ever been in the news for something positive?
Um...
Local news.
Once he makes regional news, then it's gone sour.
We could, whenever we got bored in West Point, Mississippi,
we would prank call poke banana
Yeah, we do that if you guys like of course he related to Ben. It's been dead for 30 years. We do board
Lucas play Flappy Bird again. That's not your dad picked up
We want to talk
Dad oh
Sorry, I thought you want to coke
Lucas you get double digits. Oh someone so what's that salad bowl? Oh that was always we haven't played salad bowl ever
Even know how to fly
Have you seen the
Versions of games like this where you have to use like notes. Oh, yeah, the pipe hole is like
I've been watching Chinese guys
Have you seen the one where it's like Chinese guys are trying to say English words and it changes the shape if you say it
Correctly no. Yeah, it's always it's a blast
Lucas you bummed no Cooper Cup
I didn't think they were gonna get him anyway they don't
ever make like crazy huge trades like that the Rams are gonna the Rams gonna be good
they're gonna turn around yeah they were yeah yeah they're gonna turn around they're good
who you thinking then Lucas they're just they're not gonna get anyone Slayton now I honestly
wouldn't be surprised if they just run with who they have I that wouldn't be the least surprising thing ever
All right
To it to it gets hurt again Sunday, you know, Jalen Waddell. I just don't
Interesting. No, that's what you're saying is interesting. Yeah. Thanks. That's my attention
To a shooting down the Guardian cap. Yeah. Yeah like it was
And I would rather him just be like it doesn't look cool I don't know if there's any science behind it that it helps you out but even if it's 1% take it wouldn't you that's fine
I do judge the people that wear them oh I don't I think they can't even notice
them there was an offensive lineman last night they had one on yeah but like I
honestly don't even notice them till they zoom in really close Yeah, bad optics for to it and not where it yeah, just wear it just wear the cap
What fucking put the cap on oh I should play soluble yeah, I don't remember this
I don't know how to play don't want to go to all we need paper and pen
Sounds like you need yeah, I'll grab this a lot of work, okay
che grab Sounds like you need to yeah, I'll grab this a lot of work, okay, uh che
grab a
White Sox Dave yep great he had to run home. Oh bombing issue all right grab
Me or play golf and then went home because of plumbing is that mother lion motherfucker grab a
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Then Che and Max will be on a team to yep for verse four. I think I remember it's put everything in
the first round is
The first round is no talking fuck. I don't remember is it active second rounds acting
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is it is it first rounds?
No, I think first round talking second rounds acting third rounds one word ah
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Salad bowl, all right. I think we should have somebody FaceTime Lucas
and play with us too.
Maxie!
Max?
Where's that sit?
Right there.
Chay, you're in it too?
Either of those two.
Chay, you're in this as well.
So Max, I don't know if we're on a team or for well
We should see other teams mix it up. Let's mix it up. Let's get it mixed up. Let's get the energy
I want energy high energy high
Lucas get a wheel with all of us chain max on it max ever played salad bowl split up the team
What are you not familiar with the salad wait do we have the rule?
All right, I'll get the rule. Yeah, I'm gonna get What are you not familiar with? The salad? Wait, do we have the rules?
All right, I'll get the rules.
Yep, yep.
I'm gonna get the rules.
You were just setting me up for that one.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, that was tough, Max.
All right.
How many things were you writing down?
Salad bowl game rules.
All right, split into two teams.
Each player writes a word on a slip of paper
and puts it in a bowl.
I think we're gonna do,
I think everyone should write five words
Don't do it yet a player from the first team choose a word and describes their teammates about saying the word the team guesses
The word the player continues until their time is up team at the most points after three rounds wins wait
So this is so it's it's the you have to say it first
second one is
Acting third is just one word.
I think that's right.
All right, so let's do spin the wheel,
we'll get two captains, then we'll pick teams.
Max, I appreciate you coming out out of order.
Chay, you're in this game.
Of course.
Chay, you're in this game.
Kate is a captain.
Aw, crap.
And then spin it for the second captain.
I'm not gonna lie, that explanation did nothing. nothing all it's like it's like charades. Okay, Nick is the other captain am I I
Am yes congrats Nick all right, so Kate you have first pick
Who's the other captain Nick me I will trade my second pick for first pick next time we play
Titus oh
I'm one one. Mm-hmm. Hey Nick. That's pressure
Give me Stephen Chay
Okay
Prad pick he said okay
Max okay animated guy. Let's go. Hmm. So I'm looking around
Looking around I gotta go Danny, let's go. So I'm looking around. I'm looking around.
I gotta go Danny, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Playing this game for years.
Definitely big cat.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, that's it.
Okay.
Jay, you and I split.
You and me split.
You and me split.
All right, so this is.
Brandon's ref.
On one side.
I'll take Brandon Walker.
You're my Brock Purdy.
Vickin, good vickin. All right, so here's how it works. Where's the salad bowl, Steven? I'll take Brandon Walker. You're my Brock Purdy.
Alright, so here's how it works. Where's the salad bowl, Steven?
It's right over here.
Is that your actual salad bowl that you have your lunches in every day?
That's a popcorn bowl.
I got stolen months ago.
Sorry, stole your bowl?
Months ago?
Yeah.
In the office.
Yeah, it might have been in 2023.
You lost it.
Yeah.
No, no, it was on top of my locker.
It was, it was ganked
Yeah, so ganked
Am I the one who doesn't know that word
Is stoking a thing it's the past tense of people I took a what I'm team ganked
I'm looking up with that on urban stolen
Yeah, all right, so well Jack Jack does it get a piece of paper here's my soul
Everyone write down five words or phrases you can do don't make it too long
Right and then it works like this
This whatever we flip a coin. One team goes
and you basically go down the line. So like if our team goes
first Kate picks up the bowl. She has a minute and she just
takes out a thing and the first round is you describe it
without saying the word or phrase every time you get it.
That's a point and then the minutes up then the other team
goes. So that's the first round right yeah, throw me an example of a phrase
Really spaghetti yeah, but then you have to describe
Mostly words are better than
All right, yeah, it can be multiple words. Yeah, all right, so you have to get it exactly right
The whatever the thing is so the first round is you you say the clues without saying the word
thing is, so the first round is you say the clues without saying the word. Uh, the second round and all the clues go back in for the next round. So, so part of this game is like
memory because you hear it and you're like, all right, I know exactly what I'm writing.
You're giving space to rip it off. Yeah, you're ripping it up and putting it in. You're ripping
it up and putting it in. One is on its own. Yes, yes. Second round is you act it out.
Third round is your clue can just be one single word that can't be the word.
But obviously it gets easier because you've seen all the clues as you go along.
Does everyone understand?
Yes.
Yes.
I'm going to say yes, but I don't mean it.
Alright, I'll do a test round you want to do it
No, no, you'll be fine. You're gonna get this. I don't have a piece of paper either
So rip them up put them in the bowl so five different things yeah
Words are better than freight like don't make a phrase as long, but it like eating spaghetti would be like that okay?
And there can be repeats and Lucas while we're writing if you want to get some takes off Mike is yours
Thank you all think about that any dates coming up
Come on
Is that a yes or no he's meeting up with this girl this weekend. He's number 99. Number 99!
Would you do it Lucas? No chance. Why?
That's ridiculous. Do you think there's anybody in this office that would?
100%. Who? It's the one who's the dogs barking at him.
No, I don't think he would. I think would he'd get a cheap one off. Would you do it if you were number one?
But you knew that there were 99 other guys immediately following you I
Feel like people too you could do like you know I feel like number one is fine
But then you're still going and that's still you have to explain like hey, what'd you do on Saturday?
Would you do it if you're number two no?
Yeah, I wonder what I wonder what everybody's number is okay, I
Was thinking do you guys think you would be we were talking they look like creatures
Do you guys think you would be the best-looking one if you went?
No, there's no like one hot guy. Yeah like a sex addict
If you want no there's no like one hot guy. Yeah like a sex addict
Tire would shows up if you're sex. I was does that how often does that mean you're having sex every day?
With like tiger woods was with like he was with some hideous women fucking sixes
Which he should have been?
Biggest crime I hate knowing I missed that window
Yeah, not knowing that that was into you like I landed tiger woods I must be oh shit
All right Lucas put the wheel on for team Kate team Nick and we'll spin it see who goes first
And Lucas you got to keep track of total points
So five right right on five yeah, I
Love salad I'd be remiss if I didn't mention rip bear
399
What yep got hit by actually she did have cubs she did have
She's on the she's on the Wyoming side now but got hit by a car two days ago that was in Alaska we're here for you yeah the main
stuff is in Alaska but I cover bears everywhere okay
shout out 399 shout out 399 rest in peace 399 all the government's die young
when you saw the news were you actually upset? It actually kind of bummed me out
Yeah, people kept tagging me and it was like alright
If it's natural like if they're mauling each other I'm cool with that but like getting hit by a car
That's like haram. How do they get hit by a car? That's natural. They live in like the
woods and rivers
How many do we each need to have? Wait wait wait wait ron said second round is single word
What's the first round?
Too big I
Thought I just I thought third round was single word
Were we not supposed to do single words
We're we not supposed to do single words
Okay, so charades is last
That's that we might not have the brain power for that Rowan causing chaos again
That's true. That's true
Okay So third round charades It takes less spraying power. That's true. That's true. OK. Play standard. Play standard.
So third round charades.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
I think.
Yeah, it's you can talk.
The first round, you can say anything you want,
just not the word.
Second round, single word.
Third round, charades.
And fourth round is charades underneath a sheet.
OK.
Yeah.
All right, we miss you thank you
my confidence level of me doing this
correctly is I'm right there with you
man so low this together that's you
that's what you look hold them in half
yeah I make you feel good
no I don't know that bridges the man
that's what I said you're looking at to
the group and I was
like I'm not gonna allow you to just I know but it's comparison to Jeff Bridges
it looks just like me and then you said I don't want to look like Jeff Bridges
and I said why the fuck would you not want to look like Jeff Bridges you can
also there's never rule you can also pat like if you pick out a word if you pick
out a phrase that or word that you just can do, you can put it back in the bowl.
So, you're trying to go rapid fire and get as many as you can in one round.
Okay, where is, where'd cake go?
Oh, here, I have more.
Can you spin it?
Spin the wheel, see who goes first.
It's just whoever it lands on goes first.
Shout out breast cancer awareness month. first. It's just whoever it lands on goes first.
Breast cancer awareness. Okay.
Team Kate going first. Kate, do you want me to go first? You want to go first?
Kate, I reminded everyone to that the the yeah, we're not going for phrases.
You if you if you pick something up and you just can't get it it You can put it back in okay. Yeah, and then and then
Make sure we keep all the ones that are out in a ball because they go back in the bowl after the first round Yes, so just keep them don't throw them away all right
Tell me when and max you want just for our team this for the four of us. Let's lock in hey
Lock in yeah lock in I'm saying I'm giving clues
But I obviously can't say the word okay
Yeah, what if it's okay the one that you put in that's good. That's great. Oh, that's part of the game got it
I wasn't sure okay. Yeah as the game goes along it gets easier because you obviously we keep hearing the same things
So like if eating spaghetti was in there,
we get eating spaghetti first round,
second round I say dinner,
you're gonna be like eating spaghetti.
Because that was something we already heard.
Steven, why are you sitting like that?
Also, you wanna remember all the answers
because they'll come in handy later.
Should we be taking notes or?
No, no, you can't take notes,
but just focus on when they're going,
we wanna pay attention as well.
They're going first.
No, we're going first. We're going first. So we're going
Stop asking questions. I don't get it
Max only
The syllables yeah, listen to him all right syllables max. No all right here. We go
Ready Lucas you count me down, and I'll start three next in my head. How many syllables do we get here? No, you can see
Remember eyes closed max. I don't know how it's possible, but I wish it was white socks Dave
Chat saying charades is second. Shreds is second. Yeah, all right, so Shreds is second that makes sense all right all right three two one
Alright, so schrader's the second. That makes sense. Alright. Alright three two one
13 is something colonies no like if you get if you get bagels
Sasquatch he's out there in the woods yeti no foot
He busts through the door cool it cool him in wow
The the woman doing the gangbang
What did she try to do record break of only man, what is she actually trying to do with
Next one
Rocks Jos Corey damn it
Fuck it's a it's a ice cream thing with a fruit in it and
it's like those don't all go back in.
Okay. We got four. Okay. I. That's good. Good round. Good round. Good round. Not a good
round. I had to be better. And by the way, you have to get the full phrase of something if it's a full phrase like you have to get all the
Words correct sure like there was one that I tripped up that they weren't saying like there's like six words
And they have to be all okay. That's that gets hard all right che don't fuck up. Okay. Come on che
Can I stand up or no? Why would you stay sitting down so you say it into the mic? Yeah, okay?
Lucas let me know when it turns out your timer. This is intense
What's their score we have four oh gotta be four?
Three it's let's finish the game is let's three rounds do you know before you don't to be lock-in chair before
three two one
three two one
Yeah, oh fast with a hundred men in one day. Yes. Yes. Yes. I was a whole phrase
You can get this from in
Ice-cream truck. It's not I snow can pop. It's not a sponge ball popsicle. Yes
The most popular item at McDonald's Big Mac Mcdubble McChicken
Side fries french fries
It is it grows out of a cocoon. It's an animal or a butterfly. Yes
He's crushing or as well as a prince
This woman with giant cans just got in trouble
Anderson Gisley Maxwell Taylor
Her show walking back. Yes
Go Steve They got five Oh no. Here we go Steve. Time. Time, time.
Alright they got five. No big deal.
Alright. Good shit. Good work guys.
Do we have another bowl?
You could have been a little faster.
That was great. That was great.
I'll grab another bowl.
Why do we need another bowl?
Just so we can put those in there.
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So that's the correct answer. No. I can't look at him. Okay. You go on, or do I go you go on me, or do I go on you?
Nikki smokes needs to get this white socks hair transplant
Could have been anything
Ronnie tacos Ravens
Stavros
Fried this KFC chicken chicken fry no no you're right you're right
One of the producers in that booth right there did this on this show and leaked this thing
Cincinnati gorilla Harambe. God. He's fucking good.
Smitty did this with, said this phrase in the unnamed last week or two weeks ago.
Choose love.
Yep.
Or in the process of.
I choose love.
Choosing love.
Nice. Orange and white
treat
You do you hold on Lucas you second left second left. He wasn't
Well, I just don't like the precedent Lucas max you're a natural god damn it
We got six that was
Good shit
One two three good round max or five six
Do you guys think you could identify the number of syllables their name without clapping yes, yes three
First name or total names full full name yeah three four six easy
You're also three you count to nine without your fingers three okay, okay?
Stephen che
Okay, yeah, right now clapping great job max dude really
Yes, I'm nervous. I think you're Stephen Shea, I think.
Yes, I'm above 11 years old.
I didn't want the listeners to think that I was dumb.
Do you read by putting your finger under the words?
I actually took a speed reading class,
and that's how you're supposed to read.
You have to give a point.
All right.
Look at this.
Wait a minute.
Never mind.
OK.
Who takes a speed reading class?
Wait a minute. What does that mean? A speed speed reading class? Yeah, wait a minute. Yeah.
What does that mean?
A speed reading class?
What?
I did, I did.
Why? When? How old were you?
18. And it was before I went to college because I didn't study too much or read a lot in high school.
So I was like, oh man, I'm gonna have to read and stuff in college.
So I was like, alright, well let me be ambitious. I'll take a speed reading class.
And the way they taught you to do it
was you put your finger under the lines, but you go fast.
You actually miss the beginning and end of each sentence.
But you kind of put it together in your mind.
It's weird.
Tidus, thoughts?
It's your turn, go.
Wait, was it part of your school
or was this an extracurricular activity?
It was, I took, there were a lot of adults that were there
This is this was a leisure. I wasn't even in my town
It was like three towns over drove three towns over drove three towns over how many classes did you attend?
It's a speed read uh maybe it was like
Six six eight how do you even find out about a speed reading class? I don't know
Does it benefit you today? Oh like damn? I read that I learned to do it
But I mean I don't really reading more outside of like stuff on my phone, so okay. That's reading. Yeah, just oh yeah, okay
All right, let's try to regroup
Did it come in handy in college I
Think I gave it up pretty quick. I've colleges just like high school pretty much, so I didn't read too much
Well college you better learn how to read
Hunker down tired of the slow reading I
Thought it's gonna be reading the big text was I had to read them you thought like you thought reading was like playing sports that
You're going up a level like defenses. Yeah faster
The words big leagues the words are bigger words are bigger than blitzers rushing off the edge
You're gonna be coming at you fat. You gotta get the ball out
I was one thing but once you go off to college the font is smaller
Bigger quite literally the textbooks are way bigger in college, so yeah
I already I projected that I would be reading them, and then I just did it. It's good projection. Yeah, all right all right
What were we doing? They'll throw aerial at you forgot all the an aerial attack
All right happy we talked about that though. Yeah, no that was good. Yeah
Lucas for God's sakes count three two one
Mincy does this only act talk about fruit mincy does this
This is what you make in the winter with your kids out in the yard coke no man no man
This is a fruit
Fruit ice cream ice cream with fruit
No ice cream with fruit an ice cream treat, but that's what thank you cool
This is your shirt creamsicle. Oh
This is a
What girl you the woman you said of walking bats has these
Right but round titties, they're not fake real big natties big nationals. I think you dropped
This is also an ice cream treat, but it had first Sunday. Oh
Hey, did you only do it to tell it?
Say it I can't
Salad, but don't show it. Yeah
Like five four six
Nice All Alright Titus
Chair all of yours ice cream treats
Maybe we need you Titus. It's just like the prep sheets whatever you're thinking about we need you Titus
Brandon I wish you would have read those faster Great I got classes for that
Okay three two one
I fucking ice cream more ice cream
It's it's what your pee comes out of your penis
Weiner comes out of your penis wiener dickhead cool it is a it is a food item in the
city that you eat at baseball games but say the Chicago dog yeah fucking it's a
disgusting drink that we try to make cake my Malort. Oh, Tuna Martini. Tuna Martini. It is, fuck that one.
A guy on this show gets here really early,
and then he does this.
Brandon Walker walks.
Yes.
Nice.
His friend, Brandon's friend, who's not.
Oh, Tiny Dick Art.
Tiny Dick Art.
The guy who almost sat in's chair did did something upstairs
Yes, yes
Wow oh
Okay, what do we get Lucas?
Six all right all right here. We goad bowl. Did you just do ice cream?
This fucking idiot.
He's a madman.
Like in Jay's head too, he's like, I'm gonna get him.
He's just funny.
What if I just get him?
He's gonna be crazy.
He'll never see another ice cream coming. I actually forgot
I think one or two of the ice creams. I did so I might have screwed myself
Three oh two no Titus one
Um it is a healthy meal choice. It's only a piece of a head of lettuce wedge salad
It's the biggest accomplishment in golf. Hole in one. A buckaroo would wear this piece on their
head. Cowboy hat. She wrote Frankenstein. Mary Shelley. But describe her in one word. Ugly.
Woof.
Uh, frozen water.
Ice.
Another name for your dad.
Ice pop.
Damn, that was good.
Uh, redhead eyeballs fall out of.
What man?
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Sleeping with multiple people at the same time or G. Nope it's a it's a it's a it's a running train hoard of train
I was it's a it's a dangerous dang bang bang
time
Being blotman cowboy hat
Wedge salad salad banana one and Mary Shelley
Shelley ugly or just ugly ice pop
Wait it is ugly Mary Shelley
Shelley okay
Wow damn
Okay. Wow.
Damn.
Ty just screwed us.
Fuck, 16 to 19.
Here he is.
All right, you missed.
Wedge salad, cowboy hat, ugly, which was Mary Shelley.
Pistol Pete Marovitch.
I know, stop, stop.
Roller coaster tycoons.
Just as us.
Yeah.
Caramel apple.
What is this, ice pops gang?
Yeah. These are the ones you missed that are gonna come up again. They're gonna come up again? Yeah. Just us yeah caramel apple is ice pops gang yes
Come up again Yeah, you should have walked away yo yo stunts left if I knew that gang bang yo yo ma there were multiple yo
Yo, yo yo, yo ugly mm-hmm ice pop young MC hole in one it was young MC
Okay, yo empty my wraps all right here. We go. There's only five left in here
Oh, fuck John, okay, all right ready set go oh
orchestrated
It got docks
But you actually have to say it oh the the pasta Garfield eats it. Oh lasagna. Yep. Um,
She has a podcast now cuz she spit on it. Oh
Yep, and then um
It's in my mouth. I'm blowing a bubble with it
gum a different word for
Chewing gum. Yes, that's it. All right
Saved one for him cuz now they get the next turn oh
Yeah
Or do we get the seconds left or is it like a snake draft?
Changes with round two
It's round two just one single word
Alright, I think I got it. Let's let's start playing now.'s start playing now. Should we get the 25 seconds left on this round or no?
Or does it go to next round?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's Rohn.
That's Rohn.
Call him.
He doesn't know.
I just assumed this was Rohn's game that he made up.
Hell, that's Rohn.
They went four times.
It goes back and forth.
So now we go, but we have the option.
I think we have a little advantage right now
Yeah
Whenever you go first
Thank you, okay, put them all back in because the conrad
That's wrong your last names like wrong if you get if you finish the bowl in a round
But there's like 30 seconds left do we get to start the next round with 30 seconds or just go see other team I?
Think it just goes But there's like 30 seconds left do we get to start the next round with 30 seconds or just go see other team? All right you guys are up
Goes to Conrad Conrad but Conrad's acting out no one word. Oh, he can only say one word
Shreds last round but they're all the same clues. No. I thought the chat said oh ages second
All right, so charades a second one word is last round so you gotta act out so you gotta stand up
I can only act I can't
Oh shit
This is where your bathroom break kills us yeah
If we lose it's basically all your fault and no one else's okay good point
Tell them when three two one go
Big
I forgot them all chicken
Hair transplant good hair transplant
good
guy he was calling me fat
Lucas number nice It's so much Building a pyramid what?
You building some in snowman snowman snowman
oh
Fitment fast banana wow cross his eyes. Oh did he cuz that was big titties big natural big naturals
Pretty good how many was that seven yeah?
That was pretty good. Oh, sorry. Okay.
This is fine.
We're good. We're fine.
Yeah, this is not a big deal.
Alright, Lucas, I'm gonna count him down, okay?
You can say okay.
That's good.
Alright, three, two, one.
White Sox Dave's Carpets Stain.
White talk stage carpet scene
physical
Brandon Walker Brandon Walker walks Brandon Walker walks
Hold on damn damn good. I'll do it spit on the thing good form
Banana split Kate Tip fuck it. Oh, but it's but it's split
Heart-heart-heart using love love choosing love
Looking ice cream possible
That's why you did it you sick Yes! That was great! The Hot Fudge Sunday was massive! Yeah! Hot Fudge Sunday was massive!
Ah, I'm sweating.
Oh my god! There's so many of them!
Ten!
Ten! Woo!
Ten!
Fuck.
Dang.
That was really impressive work.
Wow!
That was really impressive work.
Alright, Shay.
Sheesh.
I blow-keyed Pistol. Great, that was great. Damn right, Shay. Sheesh. One round. Good job. I blew a key pistol. That was a lot of key.
Good shot.
Great.
That was great.
Damn, big cat.
My goodness.
See how it gets like it's not full charades,
because you obviously know it's fun.
Good.
All right, Stephen Chad.
All right.
All right, I'll count you down.
We good, Lucas?
Yes.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, OK.
Hot dog. Chicago dog, Chicago dog.
Chicago dog, nice.
Little faster reading.
Little faster reading here.
I thought you'd taken a speed reading class before.
Penis, dick hole.
Little faster here.
Little tiny bit faster here.
House? Eating? little faster here little tiny bit faster here house eating lasagna salad salad salad salad okay chicken flappy bird flappy bird game mmm bird butterfly Mmm, first one. I know what butterfly
About ten seconds five cowboy hat hurry up. Yeah one seven ice popsicle
Banana split creamsicle time Banana Split, Creamsicle! Time! Baaah! How much you get?
You could just memorize all the ice cream names, say them immediately.
Creamsicle, Ice Pop, and Popsicle?
Banana Split, only Kim, yeah.
Hot Fudge Sunday.
Hot Fudge Sunday.
Banana Split.
It's crazy.
You rascal, Steven.
Oh, what are you...
Oh, Max!
Nice!
Changing the game!
This is why I picked him.
Changing the game.
This is why I picked him. Can we have Max go to the right of Kate?
So we can go to the right of the right of Kate.
Or the left of Kate. Oh, yeah. Lucas.
My bad. That's a shrine.
Okay. That's worse. That's way worse.
Max, your ass is hanging out too when you've been over.
Do you want her to the right or left of the Kate?
From Kate's perspective. Max your ass is hanging out too when you've been over. Do you want her to the right or the left of the key from? He's playing defense. Shut up, Tommy. Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
Let me get a picture of that.
Let me get a picture of that.
Pull that poker back again.
Oh, my god.
He's doing a show.
What's happening?
You're like a TARD.
You're so smart.
You're like Urkel with boxers
Full body suit on it
Let's go back lock in have a move closer to the court move closer to the court sit at the court
That seems like a good spot
Lucas you might need to just physically place
That's much better
He's looking at us, so he's got a turn to Kate all right
Literally just had to take one step back all right all right ready ready Titus. Let's lock in here. We go Max. Okay
It's three two one go
Harambe
Bang French fry
Suckingwing gum.
It's weird knowing his underwear is up to his tits right now.
Zombie.
Ugly. Mary Shelley.
He's damn good.
Bottom of my shoe.
Bigfoot.
Kool-Aid man. Kool-Aid. cool-aid man cool it was stand there
oh that's what that smoking see us see
what is this uh oh no fucking hurry up
we know one dropped one big natural Oh, no Drops one
Walking bets what yes time and we drop one yeah, don't that one by your foot, but no yeah there you go yeah oh
Nice view Kate. I can't see a darn thing no
Crack that is so funny. How many did you get? Six? Seven?
I think six right? Three, four, five, six. Pretty good, pretty good. How many are left Brandon?
Okay.
Brandon how many are left? A lot. Countless.
Cool let's get them all. Let's get them all.
Three, two, one, go oh eating so many who is it is it hot fudge sundae lasagna french fry okay
Jaws Corey
Great work
Fucking okay hunter guys in one day
Lasagna easy one work. We're creative bunch
Jay suck us. Bananas split.
Hot fudge sundae.
Bananas split.
Bananas split.
Popsicle.
Popsicle.
Ice pop.
See.
Great plan, Jay.
Screwed me.
Five seconds.
Crust fuck time.
Thank you.
Fuck. Come on. Aw. rust fuck time
a lot of sucking and fucking in your
Thruston and how much you get for for all right? We got all right. Let's go Titus
All right, so that was that was still on the board yeah that one yep
This is exactly like when you play trivia Brandon you
You all right, let's go the ones left are
Very hard little yeah fighting with each other.'re fighting it. Yeah, and fighting
Hey tight is cool shirt, dude
Oh, yeah, it sucks. Oh, I'm up. I don't know what he has prepped for me
Three two one go
Tuna martini. Oh my god. I'm good. His hands look just like the martini glass
for four play for
For 31 13 lucky friendship. Oh fuck fakers doesn't yeah Yeah, that was way too big Lucas phone number number
That was way too big fucking bang
Ben Anna
Frankenstein knows Mary shows I know Mary Schell's ugly. Soccer, sad soccer.
Over.
Liam Blumman!
That all of them?
Way to go!
Blumman was perfect.
For a second I was looking at Liam.
That was incredible.
The shots behind his back.
You're the best impressionist in the office.
Wow, what a comeback. Yeah. I can't believe I saw you. That was incredible. The shots behind his back, I just caught it.
You're the best impressionist in the office.
Wow, what a comeback.
Why?
Seven.
Holy shit.
Oh, that was great.
So now it's only one word.
Now it's one word and Nick is up.
Last round.
Fuck.
Frozen.
A bloomin' impression, just like a uncoordinated mime. You just stand there. Don't say anything. Yeah
Let's go Nick
Alright
This has to be the hardest round right I don't know if you're in no one but one word
All right, Lucas count me down
three two one One word. All right, Lucas, count me down. Three, two, one.
Bald.
Hair transplant.
Comedian.
Stavros.
Slingshot.
Sabbath. Sunday. Half-puck Sunday. I Sabbath Sunday
Bomb I'm a bin Laden shit bomb um, a foma bin laden shit
relish
chicago hot dog
stroke
fuck, thrust
yee-haw cowboy hat
seven seconds
potato
french fry
uh, stick banana cream stew it's over, it's over oof seven seconds potato french fry
Stick banana
All right come on Kate
That was pretty good round. Yeah, we need a big number Big number Kate Kate if you don't have it just go to the next one okay go to the next one
One word and one word only.
I have six, Lucas.
Okay, tell us when.
Three two one go.
Winter.
Snowman.
Lick.
Popsicle.
Ughh.
Mary Shelley's ugly. That might have been two words that second
Fucking a hundred guys at once
Hollering Brandon Walker walks yeah
Harambe big Mary Shelley big foot um Brandon will walk walks walks yeah walks um Who?
Harambe big Mary Shelley big foot um
for
one um
Ice pop I'm so obstacle cream cream fucking
Over walking back
Tone of voice no um Um over walking back No
Fucking 100 guys at once no
Okay
That doesn't count. I did a charade. It was after
How many was around one two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Nice!
Eight!
Fellas! Good job, fellas.
Danny!
The tone of voice being brilliant.
Well done.
Over!
That was so good. It was like I was watching
Danny yep, we need a big second half here. It's not looking good
three two one thirteen Baker's dozen
gorilla
alright Caterpillar butterfly shit Baker's doesn't gorilla all right
Caterpillar butterfly what shit penis dick hole dick. Oh
Jives Corey rug white talks Dave Stain
Healthy which wedge salad healthy which was
wall
What was it max frozen pop?
Jug natural tits big natural
Walking bats Popeyes chicken
It's a producer Lucas's phone number one more hurt one more we go one more we go more
Great round that was a good round. Yeah, that was a good round round
Nine oh okay great round even pace a good round
Okay, we got a shot
We'll see about that. Three, two, one.
Drink.
Cooling. Cucumber.
Bubble.
Chewing gum.
Producer.
Lucas's phone number.
Brandon.
Brandon Walker walks. Brandon Walker walks. Walking. Tiny Dick number. Brandon. Brandon Walker walks.
Brandon Walker walks.
Tiny Dickart.
Yep.
Steven.
Ben.
Ben Sickle.
Popsicle.
Hot Fudge Sunday.
Banana Split.
He got it.
Smitty.
Choosing love.
Rock.
Charles Corey.
God damn. Towers. Choosing love rock John's Cory god damn
Towers
Boobs
Read no no no, uh mincy that's better girl
One two three four five six
seven eight nine
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Wow!
Boys, we're just outclassed.
That's on me.
I drafted poorly.
I'll take the full blame.
I drafted like shit.
That's all on me.
Your one-one pick was the guy that had to do
speed reading before college.
Well, I thought he was gonna be out, yeah.
Well, I found that out after.
Yeah, true.
Never came out in the interviews pre-draft.
All right, I'll finish him out.
There's not 10 in here, though.
One word.
Three, two, one.
Kool-Aid man?
Yes. There's such an easy word for that. Orgy. Oh cool aid man yes
Word for that orgy gang bang
Garfield lasagna nice
Spit hot to a hot tour
dessert Actua Dessert
There's down to eight
Come on Stephen say something remember those fast reading skills
College
College I want to get this
College
Does anyone know what this one is no clue school
So do y'all get it go to get this one. No. well yeah, it's over Oh, it's the last one It's the last one
It was Blutman
College? Why did you use college football?
College football?
You could have said Liam
Yeah, you could have said Liam
I thought I couldn't say Liam
College?
College football is what you were thinking
But as good of an impression of Blutman was of
Bad as what you
Man that was fun. Hey, who won other team I was tired dead time
We had a slow reader and a fucking' blowout. Fuckin' Danny.
Yeah.
Fuck.
I don't know how it slipped away.
But it sure did. Max, can we see your underwear again?
You'll get a treat before I leave.
Okay. Which should be now, but...
Alright.
What's the treat?
We'll get one more shot. I'll show you again.
Are you doing anything else? Should I stay for the wheel? I well you're gonna be on the wheel
Saying I was like I'll have to be back
You're gonna be on the wheel. Yeah, I mean you're not going to like Italy right now or anything
No, no, I can I can I can I?
Didn't everyone just stay stay stay. All right. I'm just gonna wait. Are you going to Italy?
one day
Better get going then
Yeah, max had to leave he's going to Italy one day
I
Forgot I went out to an Italian restaurant, and I got some pasta, and I don't remember what it's called
What's he doing?
Wait, what just happened?
Are you meaning to think that?
Are you gonna show it to Matt?
No, I...
You know you're talking right now
You're talking right now
What is the... what's this kind of pasta called?
The thick spaghetti? The...
Bucatini?
Yes, yes I want to to tweet that's a carbonara
I would say hollow in the middle was have to do with anything. They're like draft thought Italy, so I just thought of it
We're not playing the game
Was like boogatoo
I went out to dinner the night and I got this pasta. That's a carbonara
This is the pasta that I like but I took a photo of it to tweet myself after and I forgot to tweet yourself
So then when I forget what I go to an Italian restaurant, I'll search my tweets and be like, what is the pasta?
Are you having a stroke right now? Do you just remember the word be like at?
Remember this also take notes. You want to put it out. Wait also you ordered it
You have the picture on your phone, but if you go to an Italian restaurant
There's all different types of pot you forget it like why would you say it instead of putting in your notes?
I'm out and you're out
Can we go back for a second, but it doesn't know how did you know timeout?
respect timeout
How did you say to the waiter that was what you wanted to eat? I guess menu
Did you say the word bucatini I
Probably pointed to it. Why do you does everyone is everyone seeing what I'm saying right now?
Yeah, hey pasta. It's like calling somebody asking their phone number, right? Yeah, I forgot it. It was a couple days ago
Did you say it out loud?
Do you remember to take the picture and you also said it but while you were at the restaurant you could have said to the
Waiter, what's this called again or looked at the menu? I've forgotten since then what were you going?
I know next time I go to an Italian restaurant. Why'd you take the picture?
Oh, so I would tweet it and remind myself. What are you gonna tweet?
But you know, I'd be like what it reminder this is the possible. No, but again, you know, why would you need to share that?
Why would you took the picture? I just thought of it hold on
I'm so confused you took the picture while you were still at the restaurant you could have looked at the menu
Are you gonna be I ordered it so I liked it that time, but I did I like okay?
Why did you take the picture?
So I could remind myself if you're taking the picture sitting at the restaurant the waiter's still serving you you could have just said
What's this called yeah? There were 20? I know but as soon as I I don't think about pasta that much
Point to the picture I'm gonna search my tweets and be like, but what text are you putting in the tweet reminder?
Are you gonna treat this like a haircut and like?
I want this?
No, no, no.
Why would you do that?
I'm gonna write the word in it.
Are you gonna remember what terms to search though?
What happens when you get to the restaurant?
Can we search this?
Have you ever tweeted a reminder before?
I need you to know something.
I don't think so.
I need to talk to you right now.
There's literally an app called Reminders.
The pasta is called bucatini.
That dish is called carbonara.
Yeah, it wasn't the dish, it was the pasta.
It was the type of pasta.
You just want to know the pasta?
Yes. Okay. Yes. Yes, okay? Yes again
I'm still so confused so you're tweeting it now
You were sitting at the restaurant taking a picture of it being like I don't know what this is called
It's I feel no I knew it was called bucatini you forgot it after
But you knew but you knew to take a picture of it because you knew you were gonna forget it
I knew what the next time I took a restaurant. I'm not gonna know what type of pasta I like
That's fair. I feel like there are why did you just ask and then put the name of the pasta in your notes?
Also, and now you're about to take your holding down on the shape of the pasta like there's that's the least important thing of the dish
It's important
Like what if there's your rest of it is bad will you be like I still like that shape of pasta
Yeah, it'll it'll be what if it was a teenie with diarrhea. I was about to hit post
Would you still eat it?
Well the second why do you need this was the whole purpose of it? I meant to do it last week
I forgot we just talked about Italy, so I thought about Italian food
Why not your notes app your voice memo the reminders
Your like it's like tweeting a grocery list why you could just write it down. Yeah, you're clogging the feed
I'm retweeting it. I got you. That's all I wanted. It looks good. I'll give you that
That's what I want next time I go to an Italian restaurant and I get to get a menu with no pictures
Oh, I'm gonna completely forget and then I'm gonna search this tweet
I like how you were like I don't just randomly think about pasta after randomly bringing up pasta. Oh Italy
right Italy um
I might go to Mexico one day
You better leave I got here. I usually forget if I like corn or flour tortillas there. We go
Anybody else traveling yeah
I'm gonna China. Oh, yeah
He knows all the Chinese yeah, okay, okay, what I do a lot yeah isn't Twitter banned in Brazil
What if you go to Brazil? Oh?
Italian restaurant Brazil yeah, what if you go to an Italian restaurant America or yeah concept?
We're not the only country with Italian restaurant. What if the what if you're what what if your Wi-Fi sucks?
What if there's no Wi-Fi no Wi-Fi cell service a basement rest you got to get a work
You got to get a tattoo that just says bucatini
Go full of momento with all your past orders. You know that's the only foolproof way. How do you say Wi-Fi in French?
It's crazy you can hear laughs off the roof. I was banging his head against the wall. He knows
What's the difference between a regular Steakhouse and a Brazilian steakhouse. I'm pretty sure Brazilian is like the all-you-can-eat one
Yeah, they come around and they cut it off for you, and you have the little yes is on the waitresses
Yeah, no pubes that's who they have no internet. I've also only been to a chow so I just assume that they're all yeah me too
Oh, that's what foger to show is yeah
That sounds a you get like a button those and it's like I want more food is is green button and then red backs doesn't know
I want more food is is green button and then red backs doesn't know what the other side
The other side is also green you just keep getting you bring in a double-sided
The waiter comes over to me be like sir you've had enough and then I'm like gotcha also It's greener
This is just is che when he comes out into the wild we're getting che not behind the glass anymore
Yes, thoughts just that's what I thought bomb it out
I still like no it was crazy. I would always search search his Twitter find another reminder
He I look through a lot of bugs reminders if you haven't done this before then what made you think to do it now?
Surely, I know I would cert I would be like oh fuck. I forgot the pasta
I like we focus on how is tweeting it the best form of binder you not use your notes
I just love his tweet to reminder to yourself. This is pasta. I like it's called bucatini. That's what he posts
at Stephen Che pasta. I like
If autism speaks chase screaming, yeah
Reading this in text it these words should be written in crayon
This is bad. This is so funny. Oh
Man I'll be set up next time I go to Francesca's or a Sarah or an Italian restaurant
Not all menus have bucatini, what are you gonna do in that situation? Oh god max come on. Yeah, you have a backup I
Don't know all the different kinds of pasta we know reply to your tweet with like your backup plan
Yeah, you do need a backup I don't know them so I was trying to find another reminder tweet che tweets out the word reminder a lot a lot
I was scrolling through this is like the movie memento mm-hmm. It's all his orders on a skin
Whoa, what is that show?
That must be about my favorite beef and
What a stupid name
Okay, I mean I tell you do you know about his old football show Oh surf and turf I subscribed
Just a visual reminder I want this this bread. Yeah, I did. I did. There's the proof.
A reminder that love is not blind.
But I couldn't get over the uncomfortable feeling
I felt with him.
Okay?
Okay.
A reminder the chief stress of Clyde Edwards
a layer over Jonathan Taylor.
Okay.
Wait, go back to that Wirtle one.
Not a Wirtle.
That's not Wirtle. He's spelling out LV. He's spelling out the box one Super LV last year. It's clearly LV. Oh. Over Jonathan Taylor, okay wait go back to that wordle one
I'm slow yeah, I've forgotten that so that's good
Reminder kevin Dyson was picked over Randy my god a lot of draft reminders, huh?
Yeah, I didn't realize it's we don't reminders as much
Yes, so now it's gonna get bogged down now. No I also know I'll search pasta
Can you just search the word pasta I?
Have three first baskets in a row last year or two years ago
Okay, so there's you maybe you should just search pasta oh oh no
That ain't it spaghetti squashaghetti squash with pulled chicken.
What if you accidentally pull that one up?
You'd get confused.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't think about that much.
So perfect.
Yeah, I'm set.
Sounds like you've got this life thing figured out, Stephen.
Yeah, you really do.
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Refreshing, delicious, scrumptious. That was a fun Friday. Yeah, I like doing that.
I'm now above, above average.
I'm right above.
Yeah.
Started above average, now I'm double above.
Do all of you, all of the men here sit the same way for a reason?
I was just looking over and everyone was sitting this way.
Whoa.
Well, goddamn, man.
That's why I started to do it.
No, Brandon's sitting like a girl.
Yeah, Brandon has the balls.
Well, he was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
Yeah, he was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was way Oh god damn that's why I started to know Brandon's it like well
He was like a man before and then he started
Yeah, yours is a low ball issue, right?
Is this like talked about or is this no never discussed our sauce in your legs no
But I was just sitting for a while
I don't know cuz I don't really know how to sit in this chair to be honest
They're not flatter. Yeah, so I've been trying to figure out the best way to do it
And I was looking around that I was like oh, maybe just a goddamn
They've come to a conclusion that this is the best way to do it by the shows. I'm typically like laying down
Just it's fuck what's your chair?
I'm a yeah, oh switch it up go left on him. I was crazy shit
Look at us. I can't
Are both of those?
You never know
Who's the fuck it's a a mark yes me so many tough questions
it's probably hard for you to get comfortable because you got a casual
atomic wedgie going right now
no I feel great out my underpants fear
feel secure right now I was thinking about that a little bit so does your
whole spine
I should just like always wear my underwear like this
it's like a girdle. Are you comfortable?
Enough, I'm comfortable enough to know that
my ass isn't gonna be on camera.
As soon as I heard charades,
it was the first thing that went to my mind, to be honest.
You doubled up on underwear.
Che came over to me, he's like,
I need you to play charades,
and I'm like, my ass is getting on that camera,
I know it.
Were you a shy guy before PMT?
No, never been in it.
Never been a shy guy. Ian Hank had a rivalry that predates PMT? No, never
Hank had a rivalry that predates PMT what yeah
Yeah, was it over sports. Yeah, okay? Yeah
big-time rivalry
It's okay Should we spin the wheel yeah?
So Lucas you need you who is anyone doing the murder mystery I
Can't now how many more people do I can either?
I need eight people or no. I need seven people total. Do you have like two right now one person is getting murdered
I guess it was me
Well, I can talk with you guys after I whoever's free like if you guys can't get there at seven
I could see if I'm with the people to see I'm in I haven't moved off standing
Yeah, I mean I have an interview at seven if I can do it after I'm happy to do it all right cool
I'm sure we can make that work, okay
Wonderful
I spin the wheel Lucas you're going up to Madison yep tomorrow
Hope to see some videos of you.
Probably not.
Yeah.
Probably not.
No chance.
There won't be any videos of me.
Penn State fans are gonna hate me
by the end of this weekend.
If you lose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you lose.
Oh, if you lose.
Yeah, no, if I lose, it's going to be bad.
Well, you're not going to the game with anyone from our social team, right?
No, I'm going with the worst troll we got.
Like, number one worst guy we got.
It's like Big Cat, then Jack McCarthy.
Oh, no.
And he's just, I'm going to tell him to just text me everything if we win.
Text me everything. just a live feed
We need a police body cam on Jack McCarthy
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