The Yak - Salad Bowl is Back for a Fun Friday Yak | The Yak 10-25-24

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:38 It's Friday. Yep. How's everyone doing? Average. You're doing average? So that's better than normal? Slightly above average, maybe. Oh, just average? Yeah, that's pretty good. Friday's, I feel like Friday, you got to be.
Starting point is 00:00:52 I'm trending up. You got to be going above average at all times. Well, how are you doing? I'm above average. Above average? Yeah, I'm above average. Slightly or significantly? Slightly.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Anybody significantly? I'm exactly average. OK. Which is high. If you're not above average on Friday Then like what are you on Monday? Yeah? I'm a real grump Real grump Titus you're fucking hot you're above average today. Yeah, oh dude bad. I didn't sleep well I said the shits this morning. No kidding that thunder was dog was going crazy for the thunder It was dude that one Thunder I thought there was a bomb going on
Starting point is 00:01:27 Yeah, car alarms outside our house were going off really kids woke up. It was a whole I've been to your neighborhood those cars We're just getting stolen Damn lightning I Didn't have it out in the sticks. I saw it in the distance, but I didn't hear thunder. Maybe I threw it No, there's one just fucking crazy crazy crash like 1 a.m. Yeah, Chicagoans We will we'll talk about it for a while right ever really yeah, where were you the 1 a.m. I like so I like some good thunder rolling through this was this would have startled your brand this would have scared you silly Facility why my apartment building basement and gotten the fetal position?
Starting point is 00:02:02 Staircase I always hustle over it. I'm sure you guys fall into Barry Butler. He photographs every time There's a very good photographs all the lightning hitting the skyscrapers here. I was a good shot Yeah, very cool. You like it's the bat signal and runs outside at three in the mornings. Yeah, he always gets it um You guys pissing pools right no yeah Of course our pissing pools Not because yeah Of course I'll piss in pools Not because it's like gross. I don't like I don't like the idea of my Did you really open yeah open underwater? I don't want to like suck anything else back up I know it's a wives tale, but I was told that people can put something in their pool
Starting point is 00:02:39 Yeah, that's me at least I know it's fake, but the thought of what if I wouldn't care. That's the new Maryland That's nice. How do you have an answer. I'm still evaluating the room before I answer. I'm again a strong still. Thank you Brandon I'm still waiting to see what the right I don't I don't know I don't know Let's all just be honest with each other here. I pissed in every pool. I've ever been in right I I've been in pools with you, and I've Next wait a sec you've never not done it I mean, I guess there's times when I don't have to piss but like If I have to even I have a little bit of
Starting point is 00:03:13 Piss it needs to go it's going in the pool. What about ocean? No problem I will go ocean dump, but I don't I don't like what yeah, okay, did it sink or float it floats? Oh, that's best P You could ever pee is when your body's surfing a wave and you're just letting it rip go That's what had roll out of it. Yeah, I don't understand people who don't piss. There's chlorine. There's chemicals to kill it. I Do swim lessons with my three and a half year old every Saturday and I was stunned this past Saturday We got out of the pool changed everything and then on then on his own, he went to that bathroom. I don't think it occurred to him that you can pee in a pool.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I don't think it's natural. I think it's something you have to... You gotta teach him ways before somebody else does. I know, I was... Well, what's his pissing outside stance? Does he just let it go freely outside? In the middle of the park, you look over there. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Now, Kate, we don't have to talk about it, but your swim instructor, you got a very good deal on swim lessons. I did 40 bucks for like 10 lessons. Uh-huh. That's very cheap It is it's through the city and is your swim instructor is he good. He's great with one of his arms You have a one arm one arm swim instructor And he's a lovely guy. He's got one regular arm and then one nub with a couple fingers on it. Does your kid swim in circles? No, I know.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Have you ever seen the instructor swim? No, we've never left the shallow end. I couldn't even tell you if he actually could swim or not. But it's tough with a bunch of toddlers because all they want to do... Is play with the nub? Is point at that. Is point at the nub. That'd be funny if he was teaching them how to swim and then their final test was he goes to the deep end He cannot they have to save. Yeah. Yeah, I have no idea twist. Yeah, there's a twist
Starting point is 00:04:53 Uh-huh, I guess that's what 40 bucks for 10. Oh Doesn't kill pee I mean oh, this is Lucas. Oh, this is Lucas. I forgot. It's fucking Lucas back They get the hell out of here Lucas. Yes, it does But chlorine's not the only chemical in a pool. Yeah, they do the shock. Yeah, right. There's more. They shock the pool Honestly, it's also so much water in there Yeah, and but if everybody's doing it and I'll just go ahead and go further pee ain't gonna kill you. No No, definitely not. Let me piss on you right now Well, yeah, Nick and less got a you. I want you to piss on me right now.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I'll go to the bathroom and piss on you. How are you going to piss on me? I'm staying right here. You've got to piss on me right here. What if it goes from cup to you? That doesn't have to be straight from the tap. That's not the way to be straight from the tap. Straight from the tap.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Genuine question. Say you're not sick or anything, and you pee in a cup, and you do drink it without filtering. Is it guaranteed you'll get sick? Or is it like eating raw egg when you're doing batter? I think so bear Grylls drink his own piss. Yeah, I think it's just Risky and nasty I don't be all right. I don't even think it's risky It's not risky you might just puke from the taste technically unhealthy yeah
Starting point is 00:06:01 Okay, all right, okay, fuck you Lucas. Yeah, that Lucas. What the hell is your problem? This is why I'd never pee in pools. That's why I never have Lucas. This is exactly why I don't do it. Be the Producer of the Yak. Took you about nine minutes Lucas can we talk real quick about next Tuesday? Yeah, sure. What's the deal? We're doing a murder mystery What's the deal? We're doing a murder mystery party, okay? And when does it start it starts the stream starts at 8? But everyone needs to be here at 7 to get their roles and everything can you be the one who gets murdered? So if I've an interview at 7 I'm out
Starting point is 00:06:37 Yes, okay Earlier I Would have to talk to the people I mean I know it's I mean it's not a big deal I bet you could probably have that conversation. Yeah, what kind of mystery is this? Just let him in is it like a fun little game amongst friends, or is it like more Lucas dumbass bullshit? It is completely run by another company, so I don't have a hand in the story. So are you you don't even have to be there Technically no My kid is your kid playing with the pooch maybe
Starting point is 00:07:10 You have it you've been bringing a different one. Yeah, well Where there's two blackhawks tickets and they get to take they take turns. That's nice. Yeah, this is my middle boy Who's here somewhere there is you like of his head? Yeah, that's you really like your middle boy too don't you? He's my best one. Far and away my best one. Not even close. He handles his own business. Me and my wife could disappear tomorrow and he would live a fine life. Successful probably. He can cook, he can clean, he gets himself up. He has a hell of a Minecraft server. I'll tell you what yeah, is that what he's in there playing Minecraft right now Oh, I didn't yeah, he's he's he's good at the game. He was roasting Caitlin. She's like every move I make this morning. He's he's on top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what is mine? I don't know it's a sandbox game. I was trying to figure it out the world of infinite possibilities with the ugliest graphics You'll ever see yeah, but are you playing other people you're playing just? So you start server with your friends, and it's like survival you got to live
Starting point is 00:08:11 And are you on a team with the other people you kill them or you could go to war yeah? Oh, you can kill other my completely sandbox. Yeah, other minecraft whatever you want. You can just live quietly in your own little thing Right minecraft movies coming out Jason Momoa Win Minecraft that's overwhelming. There's too much Like Sim City you don't really win right it was made by world stuff Yeah, it was made by one guy and he sold it to Microsoft for 1 billion dollars. Holy shit 1 billion 1 billion dollars I think no set goal. I'm not here for tea however you well actually He's doing it from afar no you just you kill other people can and oh I need a building game. I need a goal
Starting point is 00:08:52 So you just go around a pill stuff and kill people you keep there You can't like go and like there's dragons you can kill and zombies and stuff like that It's you can get killed kill chickens and go go and it's infinite. It's infinite. There's no way to beat the game It's like Sims. You're not playing to beat the game. That's the only reason I played I'm going to create a world and you beat the game now. Yeah, you can there we go. Okay. Oh does it like roll credits wait No, how I I feel satisfied whenever I have like a nice little house, and I'm comfortable That's beating the game to me. How often do you play I used playing college? So Lucas you're a Minecraft guy
Starting point is 00:09:26 No, it's just like the most popular game I really don't like Lucas To to like his core. Yeah. Well, how do you get to the ender dragon? If there's no like specific path you have to get to the nether Kate Yeah, you got to start at the nether. No you get the no god. You're digging yourself in a hole brother I'm gonna take much like in Minecraft when you're looking for diamonds Nick do you know a good deal about this game? Yeah, but I don't I'm not like a video game guy though by any means I play rollercoaster tycoon on my phone. Mm-hmm remember civilization. I love that was like my favorite you start out as
Starting point is 00:10:13 But every game of mine was like building I liked like sim city and I love stuff like that roller coaster I bought sim farming simulator a couple years ago. Yeah, it didn't didn't hit for me didn't scratch the edge didn't do it for me It was a game so tedious. Yeah The tutorial is awful Zaza big-time. Yeah, you gotta you gotta actually be like an actual farmer no stuff Yeah to work it. It has like a steep learning curve. Yeah, Farmville the Farmville I think so fishville I saw I saw in the news like a couple weeks They're like the Simpsons had a game like that Yeah, they stopped it the server just stopped which sucked and people were really upset about that
Starting point is 00:10:52 I've said this time and time again. I spent all my money in college on Smurfs village That was my college experience I I had all I had every that was my college experience I Think I didn't go to a single WVU party. I was playing Smurfs Village I unlocked like I unlocked the smurfettes vanity and was like one of the best days of my life. I paid for it Outfits oh how much money would you say I think I spent about? $400 in college on first village more than I I mean I was really struggling I saw that they brought Flappy Bird back right no way. What's Flappy Bird? $200 in college on Smurfs Village, which is more than I, I mean I was really struggling. I saw that they brought Flappy Bird back, right?
Starting point is 00:11:27 No way. What's Flappy Bird? Oh, I don't know any of these. It was the game of 2013, Dan. You're thinking of Angry Birds, right? No, Flappy Bird, it was a phenomenon. Oh my God. It was made by this Asian guy,
Starting point is 00:11:39 and he was making way too much money off of it, and he deleted the app off of people's phones. Like he deleted the app off the store because he was getting death threats in his country because he was making too much money off of it and he deleted the app off of people's phones like he deleted the app off the store because he was getting death threats in his country because he was making too much money and He was in danger and so people were selling their phones with Flappy Bird on it on like eBay. Holy shit, right? I was big. I remember I thought that game sucked. What was the game? It's a Flappy Bird tap the oh and you had to get through like pipes the birds like Falling and you have to tap to keep it. Oh, I remember that it's and you had to get through like pipes the birds like falling and you have to tap to keep it Oh, I remember that it's so you have to have it float at the perfect height to get through guys basically
Starting point is 00:12:11 I bet you were good at it Titus Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I I hit triple digits if that's good this guy had to Yeah, stop making money. Can you look it up? I think he was like are you playing right now Lucas? Yeah? He's not doing his fucking job All right keep going angry birds was a good game, too I thought the movie was funny For Someone just So we just I was I tweeted out the show and then so it was over under three and a half
Starting point is 00:12:46 Yon say and then it made me on oh Sorry guys, I'm tired You've said you were above average. I know I I am above average cuz I'm gonna maybe get some sleep It's a little nap a little bit. Maybe yeah, but I'm tired. I don't I don't sleep Are you ready for football season to be over? No, not there yet But it is grinding me down to a pulp I have a controversial question Is football being on every night actually good?
Starting point is 00:13:16 Yes, okay Because it's not all year. I wouldn't do it all year like when the football season ends I'm ready for the football season right and that's why I never got into Whenever they try to do the spring football league. I'm like no, that's too much Stay away spring is for college hoops Masters NBA NHL like don't fuck with the sports calendar Yeah, but I am I am very tired Is there a push to try to change the name of the Masters because you don't call it Master bedroom anymore. I do primary bedroom
Starting point is 00:13:49 You pig you think the Masters can do whatever they want though. Mm-hmm. That's the point But they have a one-year deal with CBS every year in perpetuity they just tell CBS okay you get you get to do it again Yeah, yeah, like they could pull it at any time They have the ultimate leverage. There's no there's no other there's no one above them to tell them you have to change the name right? They have just more money are the master So CBS just has to sit there being like hope they say yes again, and they're just like okay Yeah, you know what you get to? broadcast our tournament
Starting point is 00:14:23 Master yeah, yeah is who what dogs here He's not here I'll suck isn't here that he's using off a dog sitting facilities page is watching his dog He just wears malice. He left here Charlottesville, Virginia So oh god is Osmo here all all week. Yeah, what's the deal just for the weekend? I think with page in this office. It smokes is just going full douchebag Yeah, he has he's reverted back to Florida. I like it though. I There's something about him. He just is he's detestable But in a way that I can't get enough of if he's trying to hide his evil vile ways
Starting point is 00:14:59 I wouldn't like him right, but he just is what he is he can't help it so he just says like You know Saturday at two o'clock. He's like let me just do a Tweet with an analogy about coming inside of a girl what and you're just like okay. Did he do that? I mean, it's sure he did literally 10 minutes before the show started He was like Kate can I pick your brain about something and it was about he was trying to find a fun way to say That he like crushes pussy. Like an analogy, he was like looking for like cool analogies.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Yeah, it would be like this Navy offense is like a great cream pie after a bag. And you're like, okay. I was eavesdropping, he had a terrible analogy too. He did, it didn't make any sense. Well, he was like trimming bush. He's like, they call me the lawn mower, cause I'm trimming your girl's bush. What? And I was like, what are you's like they call me the lawnmower It's not like you're eating her trim in your girls bush
Starting point is 00:15:45 What something and I was like what do you that would make him just like somebody that works at a wax? Right Which I'd imagine be a gay man. Yeah, I had to tell him it didn't make sense I said yeah, yeah, was he upset when you broke it to him. No he was very receptive and then he got on something about Recycling and crushing boxes like wait, I'm not Boxes Crush more box than the recycling man. That's good townie recycling Recyclings you guys all agrees that it's. I think it all goes in the same spot.
Starting point is 00:16:26 They just put it in the same spot. They do it to make you feel good, and then they're like, ha ha, you suckers. You split up your trash. Oh, Titus. This is more room for more garbage. Big recycler. I need more time to see what they're gonna say.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I love when houses have the can crusher on the wall, though. That's always fun. My grandfather had that. We would take, he drank a lot of beer and my job was to crush the cans and we would sack them up. When we got to the eight or nine sacks, we'd go to the scrap metal place
Starting point is 00:16:52 and I'd make 30 bucks. Yep. I agree. I don't know, recycling is confusing when you go to, when Shay and I were in Boulder, Shay, did you notice the trash cans on the street had like four options? Like all of them and and you just Stand there with your I've seen that I didn't like landfill recycle compost trash. Yeah
Starting point is 00:17:13 Chase like I don't know might be trash. I don't know but I'll just stay out of my house I'm just standing there with like a like a soda bottle and I'm like, I don't know which yeah Which one sense of making a puzzle is yeah, and it's just they just someone comes and picks it up and puts it all it's all one bad Yeah, it's all one Ben. Yeah, yeah Jay nice creamsicle. Thank you. You ready for Sunday's cream schools It'll be fun. They look cool in them. They were once a year I wouldn't want them for the regular uniforms, but they look cool I was gonna say it's the lighting it just looks like his other shoulder is their current red.
Starting point is 00:17:47 I mean there's red in the creamsicle. I think it's a cool ass shirt. That is a cool ass shirt. Damn Che, you did it. Thanks, the fine people at Duvin sent me some nice gear. Oh that's a Duvin shirt, not a Bucks shirt? It's collabed, Duvin and the Bucks officially collabed. Oh nice, nice. Pretty cool. Get that peach, Lucas you're the worst. I know. It's clabbed even in the box officially clabbed. Oh
Starting point is 00:18:10 Cool that peach Lucas you're the worst. I know what Lucas do look at him He's not wearing the shorts, but his pants are too tight are they too tight Lucas stand up see come here Lucas Lucas are you supposed to have pink hair right now? Oh yeah. Oh whoa! Sheesh. That ass is popping. That ass is popping. One of my favorite days in the office, this office, was when Lucas wore those tight pants
Starting point is 00:18:37 and everybody just followed. He was like pied piped. Yeah. Everybody was following and pointing. Can you believe this? I don't even know what I did with those. I couldn't believe my eyes They're in some dark corner of my apartment right now
Starting point is 00:18:48 I mean, they're small enough you could just it probably is like in the crack of your couch or something just Missing you could be wearing them right now. Yeah, we wouldn't know Where's in this box? They're underneath they could be on easily under your pants Those are ridiculous ridiculous, it's ridiculous is Is Connor Griffin going up to Madison this weekend He's gonna be in Madison Max and Jack or as well mm-hmm the big game Yeah, well if he's going why were you laughing about that uh? He's a sexual boy we'll put it oh
Starting point is 00:19:22 Getting a lot of bonks on his current tweet. Yeah, he said he's gonna buy Madison tonight, but he said he knows what he's doing. Oh We think we think her name is Madison oh Did you guys see that woman who's doing a hundred guys one day yeah pretty fucking cool Yeah, I mean it's ambition. It's it's impressive way to be in Madison tonight. That is okay. What did Lucas respond? open open a pussy Connor that's a great picture of kind of Griffin. Yeah, no she's she's ambitious. It's a hundred guys in 14 hours. I believe yeah, I mean I Don't that's weird that Kyle's out of town Connor's leaving Max is gone Jack's going away, and then this woman is doing a call to arms
Starting point is 00:20:10 Do you think out of politeness the guys they should be quick about it Do you think it's like really crappy etiquette to take a long time? I don't I don't know if she goes to completion on every single guy is it just once in I think it's like a pump Do you think one of the guys will fall in love? Yes? I think probably like 60 yeah, so someone had the idea one I think this summer on PMT we're gonna try to do a hundred guests in a day whoa you guys are whores Podcast gangbang just like a rollercoaster line waiting. This is the girl yeah Danny should I got something this weekend?
Starting point is 00:20:40 Yeah. Not Danny. Shit, I got some this weekend. 23 guys that were gonna train on me with my friend Bonnie. I have the same pajamas. Now, that video's actually out now, so if you wanna show that. Oh, the video's out. You know, she did it. But if you wanna be part of the next one,
Starting point is 00:20:53 I'm actually doing 100 guys in one day. Wow. So head on over to my Twitter to find out how to. That's gotta be a yak record. Good morning, so today is the day where I get run through. What, the same person? She's doing a lot of things. Oh, she already did it. What is, so today is the day where I get rent proof. What the same person? Oh, she already did it.
Starting point is 00:21:07 What is that? Oh, condoms. I think this is all I'm gonna do with hair and makeup today. Is that a handle? Just a bit of bronzer. Must be. And blush. I'm running a little bit late, I think.
Starting point is 00:21:17 But I'll be totally fine, because the boys can't start without me. Are they paying, or is this a freebie for her content? I think this is free. How do they pick the energy? Yeah, you'd have to have an energy. Carb-a-load. Yep.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Yeah, you'd have to. I don't have an eight stop, but that's fine. Imagine what the Uber driver trying to make casual conversation. Hey, what are you doing today? How are you doing? How's my baby doing? How's it going so far?
Starting point is 00:21:39 All right, this is weird. Yeah, I don't like this. I feel weird. When I just saw her saying, I'm gonna gonna try to do this I was like, you know Everyone's that's it. That's a 10x mindset. That is yeah. Yeah, she's like I'm a normal chick would just bang 10 dudes Yeah, right. I don't think she actually did it. I Don't think she did Yeah, so
Starting point is 00:22:01 It's so much somebody out there proved me wrong It's also like as crazy as it is a hundred dudes in one day isn't that so much weirder for the dudes The dudes are the dude the guys that want to do that are odd. Yeah, I would say so yep Yeah, there's like wait to get their number called yeah They're like waiting yeah waiting in line at the at the butcher They all get a stamp make an awkward small talk with a guy beside you Yeah, I wonder if she picks the looseoser up for me. You're you're a 100. Yeah, well really if she's just doing a couple pumps per guy it's about the same as
Starting point is 00:22:40 You think you're talking to a group of guys that have 200 to 300 pumps in them? I'm just talking a month. A dude that's waiting in line for free pussy is not He's not no he's not the most stamina driven man. No, it's true I did the blow job the Veterans Day blowjob thing. Oh, yeah, you went to it. You went to it. You didn't do it Oh, no, no, yeah But that it was not the healthiest bunch yeah fellas were they wearing condoms getting blowjobs No, I don't think so we show up and 75 guys have come through and
Starting point is 00:23:20 There's 24 behind you and she looks at you and she goes, No. Next. That's gotta be a tough day. Cause there's gotta be some no's in there, right? She has to have some dudes on standby. Can't be all yeses. But then again, some of those guys are probably into that. Being told they're a little loser. Like a...
Starting point is 00:23:40 Yeah, like Clemmer, yeah. I don't know. She doesn't seem very picky. Yeah. No. I don't think you can be she can't you can't be like It's probably not a pool of a thousand guys. She's choosing from right The hundred guys yeah, they're definitely a certain they definitely have a lot in common Danny are you're a single man mm-hmm you want to try to do a hundred chicks I? guess Now that would be
Starting point is 00:24:06 pretty much the same thing. Yeah. Not. No, that's cool. This one's gross. That one would be fucking sick. They're completely different. I agree. Kate, right? Totally. Totally.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Yeah. Yeah, just text Lucas for all further inquiries. How did Sass leave yesterday? Was he still bummed out about looking like Gru? I've never seen, I've never spoken to Sass in a setting that's not being filmed. Yeah. So he just left.
Starting point is 00:24:43 He left. Yeah. I talked to him for a second, he's like, I don't care. But I feel left. Yeah, I talked to him for say he's like I don't care God I wanted to like me so bad. I know so badly He just like he floats into our lives and then just leaves and we're like damn Yeah, but you know he he gave us a lot. He did if he texts me tomorrow the college football take Dry answer right back? Yeah, immediately. Or do I ignore him again?
Starting point is 00:25:06 You have to answer. I think you should beat him to the punch. You think I should? Oh, yes. I don't know, guys. I just feel like, Sess, you watching this... Isn't that being really needy? Like, you know, Western Michigan ball state game?
Starting point is 00:25:16 He's not going to be watching that. It has to be like... Right out of bed with him. One of the most famous. It has to be like, Cam Ward or Ohio State, it has to be a marquee team or player. Are you just waiting to tweet the clip of him trying to throw the footballs in to describe a current quarterback on that day? Well I am now, yeah. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:25:36 You know, I'd be very upset if I was Jeff D'Lo because he was taught to not have the worst record. Yeah. Just generally abused. No, no. Yeah, no, although Sass would have gotten it, he would have the worst record. Yeah. Just generally you'd be like. Yeah, no, although Sass would've gotten it, he would've gotten it faster. That motherfucker, Jeff D'Lo. You know, I'm just no secret,
Starting point is 00:25:53 I'm doing this new show with him and Kirk, right? When's it come out? I don't know when it comes out. We have a meeting next Thursday, I believe. He texted me yesterday and he said, can we do this day or this day? And I said yeah. And he said okay, I'll send you a calendar invite.
Starting point is 00:26:09 He sent me, I believe, eight calendar invites for eight straight days. So every day is the exact same time? I think every day we're recording two episodes. So every single day for eight days I gotta. Damn. Yeah, but I would rather do that than. I don't mind doing that but getting the calendar invites all at one time right it's aggressive overwhelming yeah it was like
Starting point is 00:26:31 email from Jeff D Lowe you put it down you got an email Jeff D Lowe it's just bang bang bang bang bang yeah wait did you say what the show is yet or no yeah it's it's me and Kirk against fans is you working another person from Marshall against fan? Yeah, I think so. I think so got it Got it. That'll be good. I probably will be but I don't know. I like watching trivia more than I like playing trivia, but by watching you're playing too true Yeah, but playing is just stressful. I don't like winning or losing. I live I love winning. I hate losing I just don't like winning or losing. I love winning. I hate losing. I just don't like, I feel like I'm, my trivia knowledge is every question is like
Starting point is 00:27:10 on the tip of my tongue, but then it's not. Like they'll say the answer, I'm like, yeah, I was nowhere near it. But that like minute where you're thinking as hard as you can is the worst feeling. I think I stopped learning new things five years ago. No, I haven't learned anything. And so it's either I know it or I don't there's no like searching through my brain
Starting point is 00:27:27 There's no getting it last second. Yeah, yeah, whenever we see chaps coming up to those questions. I feel like I'm getting subpoenaed Yep, it's a matter of time. I like those though. Those are fun getting those feels real good You and I were the only boys saying Mary Shelley. Yeah, we got who was that? What was that question Frankenstein Mary Shelley No, there it is. So I got it too. I was one of the only ones to get South Africa. Oh, let's look at Mary Shelley. I wonder if What is the only country in the world that touches the Atlantic and the Indian Oceans? Oh South Africa. You're good. Yeah, it's killing it No, Lucas not Frankenstein Oh my no no Lucas not Frankenstein
Starting point is 00:28:09 That's hauntingly beautiful Hauntingly beautiful. What year do women get hot? 86 that girl should be asking for a hundred guys to fuck her Begging we forget like recent dental technology like straightening of teeth is only the 1900 kind of thing. So you could be a smoke show back in the day, but have like wonky ass British teeth, I guess, I don't know. But like look at everything else too. What do you mean? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:35 On her face. It's all wrong. I didn't even see her teeth. Ugh! Look at her eyes, she's got good eyelashes. Would not. Skin? No, depends.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Depends? Yeah. Can we go Mary Shelley full body? Sorry Kate. Would not. Skin? No. Depends. Depends. Can we go Mary Shelley full body? Sorry Kate. If you weren't here I wouldn't do this. She's got great ankles. Nice wrists. Titus, you know hot chicks.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I wouldn't be the judge. I wouldn't fuck her. Hell nah. Hell nah. Mary Shelley. I mean I guess she's famous. Wait, when did she write Frankenstein? Is there no pictures?
Starting point is 00:29:04 She has no full body pics when did when was she alive? I'll send you a link Lucas. She's just got one of the white Lucas. When was she alive natural beauty? I couldn't even begin to tell you I'm gonna say she died in 1814 night. Oh fuck. Oh my wow Brandon. That's Wasn't the worst look at her birthday party that was like a date of birth 22 wait how she died in three years, so 1851 great guess wait that Does that add up is she American? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:29:38 London London British Wollstonecraft of course she died of perpetual fever That's kind of a crazy mother did come up with Frankenstein like your your brain comes up with that back then. Yeah, that's weird Yeah, that's very there was way too much going on to like be thinking of fake things. Yeah Did you like his cereal? Frankenberry yeah, I like boo Barry more to me Frankenberry looked the best in the box It's more of a count Chocula And it wasn't the best holy shit. Oh, she was a freak. I wanted to be better than it was what I'm trying to say yeah
Starting point is 00:30:13 much like golden grams That that mother dog we might put the dog down Am I is that too rash no no I mean although it is barking every time it barks Nicky smokes is in the same frame true Put it like how Megan's try like like a bark would ruin the yak Can't do this No, yeah, okay. Yeah, we just got new glasses. We got confirmation the dog is barking at Nikki smoke Oh, okay. Thank you Lucas. Oh, what'd you get back quick? We do have to put Nikki smokes down. Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:52 Yeah, that's absolutely the the case or at least chain him to a pole upstairs Cosmos got a lot of life left Mm-hmm can't do that to Cosmo think it's Osmo See how was the panda no this is the panda we were All show we had him he missed a pick so then we made him be Cosmo the panda well shim ling was the panda Now we have Tom lays cat making picks me Tom way sneaky cat guy huge cat what wouldn't a guest He's got a cat leash Yeah He brought his cat in here on a yak once when a lot of people were out.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Is it weird that we never hear much about KB's second cat? We never hear a goddamn thing about that. It's like, you know, when like a celeb has a new baby and they put the emoji over the face? Yeah. Kyle's very protective. What's the other cat's name? Pinky and Piper, but it's not sexual.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Pinky. But have we seen a picture of Pinky? Nope. I have the very first like week he got her. He posted one of the two cats and I was thrilled to see both but I haven't seen anything since. He hasn't posted anything.
Starting point is 00:31:56 No. Not even on the internet. I wanna see Pinky. Pinky and Piper. I wanna see Pinky with today's newspaper. Okay, yeah, proof of Pinky. By the way, NASCAR, Homestead Miami offers a one of a kind racing experience. I want to see Pinky with today's newspaper. Okay, yeah, proof of Pinky. By the way, NASCAR, Homestead, Miami offers
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Starting point is 00:32:55 Spice it up. Let's get fucking crazy. Let's trace a John Madden moment. Let's be crazy on a Friday. Let's do something nuts. Let's make an alternate gauntlet where you have to come back in here and do a family feud. Ah, because now... Let's make, let's do something nuts let's let's make an alternate gauntlet where you have to come back in here and do a family few because now let's make
Starting point is 00:33:08 Let's make the gambling cave people fight for our amusement. I'd like that. Let's break a pool stick and throw it in there Look at these who'd you take? Not men bloodlusted would now unstop. I think McCarthy's coming out of that room No, sneaky smokes could probably no Nikki smokes going down. Where's that memes memes would win? Oh, he has a lot of hidden rage Yeah, he's got so much rage. That's where's memes. He's right there with this. Oh, that's me. I thought that was quicks Me that is memes confirmed. Thank you for looking up. I think they're probably watching us. Mm-hmm This is Osmo's favorite show Not true us. Mm-hmm. Uh this is uh Osmo's favorite show. Is that true? The Jenga if we could put the Jenga. Oh. And you have
Starting point is 00:33:48 to say something before you can pull your cube or whatever. You have to make everyone laugh. Oh. Well, that'll take forever. By laying on the floor with your head on something. Oh. And then no. Tell me gigol Jenga. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys remember that. The old child. Your pastor would play with you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys remember that? Your pastor would make you play. Yeah, yeah. Youth pastor. Has a youth pastor ever been in the news for something positive?
Starting point is 00:34:12 Um... Local news. Once he makes regional news, then it's gone sour. We could, whenever we got bored in West Point, Mississippi, we would prank call poke banana Yeah, we do that if you guys like of course he related to Ben. It's been dead for 30 years. We do board Lucas play Flappy Bird again. That's not your dad picked up We want to talk
Starting point is 00:34:37 Dad oh Sorry, I thought you want to coke Lucas you get double digits. Oh someone so what's that salad bowl? Oh that was always we haven't played salad bowl ever Even know how to fly Have you seen the Versions of games like this where you have to use like notes. Oh, yeah, the pipe hole is like I've been watching Chinese guys Have you seen the one where it's like Chinese guys are trying to say English words and it changes the shape if you say it
Starting point is 00:35:15 Correctly no. Yeah, it's always it's a blast Lucas you bummed no Cooper Cup I didn't think they were gonna get him anyway they don't ever make like crazy huge trades like that the Rams are gonna the Rams gonna be good they're gonna turn around yeah they were yeah yeah they're gonna turn around they're good who you thinking then Lucas they're just they're not gonna get anyone Slayton now I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they just run with who they have I that wouldn't be the least surprising thing ever All right
Starting point is 00:35:52 To it to it gets hurt again Sunday, you know, Jalen Waddell. I just don't Interesting. No, that's what you're saying is interesting. Yeah. Thanks. That's my attention To a shooting down the Guardian cap. Yeah. Yeah like it was And I would rather him just be like it doesn't look cool I don't know if there's any science behind it that it helps you out but even if it's 1% take it wouldn't you that's fine I do judge the people that wear them oh I don't I think they can't even notice them there was an offensive lineman last night they had one on yeah but like I honestly don't even notice them till they zoom in really close Yeah, bad optics for to it and not where it yeah, just wear it just wear the cap What fucking put the cap on oh I should play soluble yeah, I don't remember this
Starting point is 00:36:34 I don't know how to play don't want to go to all we need paper and pen Sounds like you need yeah, I'll grab this a lot of work, okay che grab Sounds like you need to yeah, I'll grab this a lot of work, okay, uh che grab a White Sox Dave yep great he had to run home. Oh bombing issue all right grab Me or play golf and then went home because of plumbing is that mother lion motherfucker grab a max okay, and fucker grab a Max okay, and
Starting point is 00:37:04 Then Che and Max will be on a team to yep for verse four. I think I remember it's put everything in the first round is The first round is no talking fuck. I don't remember is it active second rounds acting Yeah, yeah, yeah, is it is it first rounds? No, I think first round talking second rounds acting third rounds one word ah Yeah, yeah, could be I believe could not be Salibulls fun. I like Salibull fun. This would be very fun All right, I'll do another ad real quick. Let's get you get on our feet play some Salibull Have you guys ties your place? I have not no I'm very fun game. I just asked around
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Starting point is 00:38:40 Shop Mando dot com Mm-hmm shop-O.com. Shopmando.com. Salad bowl, all right. I think we should have somebody FaceTime Lucas and play with us too. Maxie! Max?
Starting point is 00:38:57 Where's that sit? Right there. Chay, you're in it too? Either of those two. Chay, you're in this as well. So Max, I don't know if we're on a team or for well We should see other teams mix it up. Let's mix it up. Let's get it mixed up. Let's get the energy I want energy high energy high
Starting point is 00:39:15 Lucas get a wheel with all of us chain max on it max ever played salad bowl split up the team What are you not familiar with the salad wait do we have the rule? All right, I'll get the rule. Yeah, I'm gonna get What are you not familiar with? The salad? Wait, do we have the rules? All right, I'll get the rules. Yep, yep. I'm gonna get the rules. You were just setting me up for that one. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Yeah, that was tough, Max. All right. How many things were you writing down? Salad bowl game rules. All right, split into two teams. Each player writes a word on a slip of paper and puts it in a bowl. I think we're gonna do,
Starting point is 00:39:44 I think everyone should write five words Don't do it yet a player from the first team choose a word and describes their teammates about saying the word the team guesses The word the player continues until their time is up team at the most points after three rounds wins wait So this is so it's it's the you have to say it first second one is Acting third is just one word. I think that's right. All right, so let's do spin the wheel,
Starting point is 00:40:09 we'll get two captains, then we'll pick teams. Max, I appreciate you coming out out of order. Chay, you're in this game. Of course. Chay, you're in this game. Kate is a captain. Aw, crap. And then spin it for the second captain.
Starting point is 00:40:25 I'm not gonna lie, that explanation did nothing. nothing all it's like it's like charades. Okay, Nick is the other captain am I I Am yes congrats Nick all right, so Kate you have first pick Who's the other captain Nick me I will trade my second pick for first pick next time we play Titus oh I'm one one. Mm-hmm. Hey Nick. That's pressure Give me Stephen Chay Okay Prad pick he said okay
Starting point is 00:40:58 Max okay animated guy. Let's go. Hmm. So I'm looking around Looking around I gotta go Danny, let's go. So I'm looking around. I'm looking around. I gotta go Danny, right? Yeah. Yeah. Playing this game for years. Definitely big cat. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:13 All right, that's it. Okay. Jay, you and I split. You and me split. You and me split. All right, so this is. Brandon's ref. On one side.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I'll take Brandon Walker. You're my Brock Purdy. Vickin, good vickin. All right, so here's how it works. Where's the salad bowl, Steven? I'll take Brandon Walker. You're my Brock Purdy. Alright, so here's how it works. Where's the salad bowl, Steven? It's right over here. Is that your actual salad bowl that you have your lunches in every day? That's a popcorn bowl. I got stolen months ago.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Sorry, stole your bowl? Months ago? Yeah. In the office. Yeah, it might have been in 2023. You lost it. Yeah. No, no, it was on top of my locker.
Starting point is 00:41:44 It was, it was ganked Yeah, so ganked Am I the one who doesn't know that word Is stoking a thing it's the past tense of people I took a what I'm team ganked I'm looking up with that on urban stolen Yeah, all right, so well Jack Jack does it get a piece of paper here's my soul Everyone write down five words or phrases you can do don't make it too long Right and then it works like this
Starting point is 00:42:21 This whatever we flip a coin. One team goes and you basically go down the line. So like if our team goes first Kate picks up the bowl. She has a minute and she just takes out a thing and the first round is you describe it without saying the word or phrase every time you get it. That's a point and then the minutes up then the other team goes. So that's the first round right yeah, throw me an example of a phrase Really spaghetti yeah, but then you have to describe
Starting point is 00:42:51 Mostly words are better than All right, yeah, it can be multiple words. Yeah, all right, so you have to get it exactly right The whatever the thing is so the first round is you you say the clues without saying the word thing is, so the first round is you say the clues without saying the word. Uh, the second round and all the clues go back in for the next round. So, so part of this game is like memory because you hear it and you're like, all right, I know exactly what I'm writing. You're giving space to rip it off. Yeah, you're ripping it up and putting it in. You're ripping it up and putting it in. One is on its own. Yes, yes. Second round is you act it out. Third round is your clue can just be one single word that can't be the word.
Starting point is 00:43:31 But obviously it gets easier because you've seen all the clues as you go along. Does everyone understand? Yes. Yes. I'm going to say yes, but I don't mean it. Alright, I'll do a test round you want to do it No, no, you'll be fine. You're gonna get this. I don't have a piece of paper either So rip them up put them in the bowl so five different things yeah
Starting point is 00:43:56 Words are better than freight like don't make a phrase as long, but it like eating spaghetti would be like that okay? And there can be repeats and Lucas while we're writing if you want to get some takes off Mike is yours Thank you all think about that any dates coming up Come on Is that a yes or no he's meeting up with this girl this weekend. He's number 99. Number 99! Would you do it Lucas? No chance. Why? That's ridiculous. Do you think there's anybody in this office that would? 100%. Who? It's the one who's the dogs barking at him.
Starting point is 00:44:41 No, I don't think he would. I think would he'd get a cheap one off. Would you do it if you were number one? But you knew that there were 99 other guys immediately following you I Feel like people too you could do like you know I feel like number one is fine But then you're still going and that's still you have to explain like hey, what'd you do on Saturday? Would you do it if you're number two no? Yeah, I wonder what I wonder what everybody's number is okay, I Was thinking do you guys think you would be we were talking they look like creatures Do you guys think you would be the best-looking one if you went?
Starting point is 00:45:20 No, there's no like one hot guy. Yeah like a sex addict If you want no there's no like one hot guy. Yeah like a sex addict Tire would shows up if you're sex. I was does that how often does that mean you're having sex every day? With like tiger woods was with like he was with some hideous women fucking sixes Which he should have been? Biggest crime I hate knowing I missed that window Yeah, not knowing that that was into you like I landed tiger woods I must be oh shit All right Lucas put the wheel on for team Kate team Nick and we'll spin it see who goes first
Starting point is 00:46:03 And Lucas you got to keep track of total points So five right right on five yeah, I Love salad I'd be remiss if I didn't mention rip bear 399 What yep got hit by actually she did have cubs she did have She's on the she's on the Wyoming side now but got hit by a car two days ago that was in Alaska we're here for you yeah the main stuff is in Alaska but I cover bears everywhere okay shout out 399 shout out 399 rest in peace 399 all the government's die young
Starting point is 00:46:40 when you saw the news were you actually upset? It actually kind of bummed me out Yeah, people kept tagging me and it was like alright If it's natural like if they're mauling each other I'm cool with that but like getting hit by a car That's like haram. How do they get hit by a car? That's natural. They live in like the woods and rivers How many do we each need to have? Wait wait wait wait ron said second round is single word What's the first round? Too big I
Starting point is 00:47:12 Thought I just I thought third round was single word Were we not supposed to do single words We're we not supposed to do single words Okay, so charades is last That's that we might not have the brain power for that Rowan causing chaos again That's true. That's true Okay So third round charades It takes less spraying power. That's true. That's true. OK. Play standard. Play standard. So third round charades.
Starting point is 00:47:48 That makes sense. Yeah. I think. Yeah, it's you can talk. The first round, you can say anything you want, just not the word. Second round, single word. Third round, charades.
Starting point is 00:47:58 And fourth round is charades underneath a sheet. OK. Yeah. All right, we miss you thank you my confidence level of me doing this correctly is I'm right there with you man so low this together that's you that's what you look hold them in half
Starting point is 00:48:17 yeah I make you feel good no I don't know that bridges the man that's what I said you're looking at to the group and I was like I'm not gonna allow you to just I know but it's comparison to Jeff Bridges it looks just like me and then you said I don't want to look like Jeff Bridges and I said why the fuck would you not want to look like Jeff Bridges you can also there's never rule you can also pat like if you pick out a word if you pick
Starting point is 00:48:41 out a phrase that or word that you just can do, you can put it back in the bowl. So, you're trying to go rapid fire and get as many as you can in one round. Okay, where is, where'd cake go? Oh, here, I have more. Can you spin it? Spin the wheel, see who goes first. It's just whoever it lands on goes first. Shout out breast cancer awareness month. first. It's just whoever it lands on goes first.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Breast cancer awareness. Okay. Team Kate going first. Kate, do you want me to go first? You want to go first? Kate, I reminded everyone to that the the yeah, we're not going for phrases. You if you if you pick something up and you just can't get it it You can put it back in okay. Yeah, and then and then Make sure we keep all the ones that are out in a ball because they go back in the bowl after the first round Yes, so just keep them don't throw them away all right Tell me when and max you want just for our team this for the four of us. Let's lock in hey Lock in yeah lock in I'm saying I'm giving clues But I obviously can't say the word okay
Starting point is 00:49:47 Yeah, what if it's okay the one that you put in that's good. That's great. Oh, that's part of the game got it I wasn't sure okay. Yeah as the game goes along it gets easier because you obviously we keep hearing the same things So like if eating spaghetti was in there, we get eating spaghetti first round, second round I say dinner, you're gonna be like eating spaghetti. Because that was something we already heard. Steven, why are you sitting like that?
Starting point is 00:50:13 Also, you wanna remember all the answers because they'll come in handy later. Should we be taking notes or? No, no, you can't take notes, but just focus on when they're going, we wanna pay attention as well. They're going first. No, we're going first. We're going first. So we're going
Starting point is 00:50:28 Stop asking questions. I don't get it Max only The syllables yeah, listen to him all right syllables max. No all right here. We go Ready Lucas you count me down, and I'll start three next in my head. How many syllables do we get here? No, you can see Remember eyes closed max. I don't know how it's possible, but I wish it was white socks Dave Chat saying charades is second. Shreds is second. Yeah, all right, so Shreds is second that makes sense all right all right three two one Alright, so schrader's the second. That makes sense. Alright. Alright three two one 13 is something colonies no like if you get if you get bagels
Starting point is 00:51:27 Sasquatch he's out there in the woods yeti no foot He busts through the door cool it cool him in wow The the woman doing the gangbang What did she try to do record break of only man, what is she actually trying to do with Next one Rocks Jos Corey damn it Fuck it's a it's a ice cream thing with a fruit in it and it's like those don't all go back in.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Okay. We got four. Okay. I. That's good. Good round. Good round. Good round. Not a good round. I had to be better. And by the way, you have to get the full phrase of something if it's a full phrase like you have to get all the Words correct sure like there was one that I tripped up that they weren't saying like there's like six words And they have to be all okay. That's that gets hard all right che don't fuck up. Okay. Come on che Can I stand up or no? Why would you stay sitting down so you say it into the mic? Yeah, okay? Lucas let me know when it turns out your timer. This is intense What's their score we have four oh gotta be four? Three it's let's finish the game is let's three rounds do you know before you don't to be lock-in chair before
Starting point is 00:53:00 three two one three two one Yeah, oh fast with a hundred men in one day. Yes. Yes. Yes. I was a whole phrase You can get this from in Ice-cream truck. It's not I snow can pop. It's not a sponge ball popsicle. Yes The most popular item at McDonald's Big Mac Mcdubble McChicken Side fries french fries It is it grows out of a cocoon. It's an animal or a butterfly. Yes
Starting point is 00:53:47 He's crushing or as well as a prince This woman with giant cans just got in trouble Anderson Gisley Maxwell Taylor Her show walking back. Yes Go Steve They got five Oh no. Here we go Steve. Time. Time, time. Alright they got five. No big deal. Alright. Good shit. Good work guys. Do we have another bowl?
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Starting point is 00:55:25 that's IHateStevensinger.com. Great read my brother. Thanks. Max? Alright ready? Max. So that's the correct answer. No. I can't look at him. Okay. You go on, or do I go you go on me, or do I go on you? Nikki smokes needs to get this white socks hair transplant Could have been anything Ronnie tacos Ravens Stavros Fried this KFC chicken chicken fry no no you're right you're right One of the producers in that booth right there did this on this show and leaked this thing
Starting point is 00:56:25 Cincinnati gorilla Harambe. God. He's fucking good. Smitty did this with, said this phrase in the unnamed last week or two weeks ago. Choose love. Yep. Or in the process of. I choose love. Choosing love. Nice. Orange and white
Starting point is 00:56:46 treat You do you hold on Lucas you second left second left. He wasn't Well, I just don't like the precedent Lucas max you're a natural god damn it We got six that was Good shit One two three good round max or five six Do you guys think you could identify the number of syllables their name without clapping yes, yes three First name or total names full full name yeah three four six easy
Starting point is 00:57:30 You're also three you count to nine without your fingers three okay, okay? Stephen che Okay, yeah, right now clapping great job max dude really Yes, I'm nervous. I think you're Stephen Shea, I think. Yes, I'm above 11 years old. I didn't want the listeners to think that I was dumb. Do you read by putting your finger under the words? I actually took a speed reading class,
Starting point is 00:57:53 and that's how you're supposed to read. You have to give a point. All right. Look at this. Wait a minute. Never mind. OK. Who takes a speed reading class?
Starting point is 00:58:04 Wait a minute. What does that mean? A speed speed reading class? Yeah, wait a minute. Yeah. What does that mean? A speed reading class? What? I did, I did. Why? When? How old were you? 18. And it was before I went to college because I didn't study too much or read a lot in high school. So I was like, oh man, I'm gonna have to read and stuff in college.
Starting point is 00:58:19 So I was like, alright, well let me be ambitious. I'll take a speed reading class. And the way they taught you to do it was you put your finger under the lines, but you go fast. You actually miss the beginning and end of each sentence. But you kind of put it together in your mind. It's weird. Tidus, thoughts? It's your turn, go.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Wait, was it part of your school or was this an extracurricular activity? It was, I took, there were a lot of adults that were there This is this was a leisure. I wasn't even in my town It was like three towns over drove three towns over drove three towns over how many classes did you attend? It's a speed read uh maybe it was like Six six eight how do you even find out about a speed reading class? I don't know Does it benefit you today? Oh like damn? I read that I learned to do it
Starting point is 00:59:07 But I mean I don't really reading more outside of like stuff on my phone, so okay. That's reading. Yeah, just oh yeah, okay All right, let's try to regroup Did it come in handy in college I Think I gave it up pretty quick. I've colleges just like high school pretty much, so I didn't read too much Well college you better learn how to read Hunker down tired of the slow reading I Thought it's gonna be reading the big text was I had to read them you thought like you thought reading was like playing sports that You're going up a level like defenses. Yeah faster
Starting point is 00:59:52 The words big leagues the words are bigger words are bigger than blitzers rushing off the edge You're gonna be coming at you fat. You gotta get the ball out I was one thing but once you go off to college the font is smaller Bigger quite literally the textbooks are way bigger in college, so yeah I already I projected that I would be reading them, and then I just did it. It's good projection. Yeah, all right all right What were we doing? They'll throw aerial at you forgot all the an aerial attack All right happy we talked about that though. Yeah, no that was good. Yeah Lucas for God's sakes count three two one
Starting point is 01:00:33 Mincy does this only act talk about fruit mincy does this This is what you make in the winter with your kids out in the yard coke no man no man This is a fruit Fruit ice cream ice cream with fruit No ice cream with fruit an ice cream treat, but that's what thank you cool This is your shirt creamsicle. Oh This is a What girl you the woman you said of walking bats has these
Starting point is 01:01:20 Right but round titties, they're not fake real big natties big nationals. I think you dropped This is also an ice cream treat, but it had first Sunday. Oh Hey, did you only do it to tell it? Say it I can't Salad, but don't show it. Yeah Like five four six Nice All Alright Titus Chair all of yours ice cream treats
Starting point is 01:01:50 Maybe we need you Titus. It's just like the prep sheets whatever you're thinking about we need you Titus Brandon I wish you would have read those faster Great I got classes for that Okay three two one I fucking ice cream more ice cream It's it's what your pee comes out of your penis Weiner comes out of your penis wiener dickhead cool it is a it is a food item in the city that you eat at baseball games but say the Chicago dog yeah fucking it's a disgusting drink that we try to make cake my Malort. Oh, Tuna Martini. Tuna Martini. It is, fuck that one.
Starting point is 01:02:50 A guy on this show gets here really early, and then he does this. Brandon Walker walks. Yes. Nice. His friend, Brandon's friend, who's not. Oh, Tiny Dick Art. Tiny Dick Art.
Starting point is 01:03:06 The guy who almost sat in's chair did did something upstairs Yes, yes Wow oh Okay, what do we get Lucas? Six all right all right here. We goad bowl. Did you just do ice cream? This fucking idiot. He's a madman. Like in Jay's head too, he's like, I'm gonna get him.
Starting point is 01:03:36 He's just funny. What if I just get him? He's gonna be crazy. He'll never see another ice cream coming. I actually forgot I think one or two of the ice creams. I did so I might have screwed myself Three oh two no Titus one Um it is a healthy meal choice. It's only a piece of a head of lettuce wedge salad It's the biggest accomplishment in golf. Hole in one. A buckaroo would wear this piece on their
Starting point is 01:04:16 head. Cowboy hat. She wrote Frankenstein. Mary Shelley. But describe her in one word. Ugly. Woof. Uh, frozen water. Ice. Another name for your dad. Ice pop. Damn, that was good. Uh, redhead eyeballs fall out of.
Starting point is 01:04:38 What man? Fuuuck. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh Chase friend fruit name Ben Nana banana Sleeping with multiple people at the same time or G. Nope it's a it's a it's a it's a running train hoard of train I was it's a it's a dangerous dang bang bang time Being blotman cowboy hat Wedge salad salad banana one and Mary Shelley Shelley ugly or just ugly ice pop
Starting point is 01:05:15 Wait it is ugly Mary Shelley Shelley okay Wow damn Okay. Wow. Damn. Ty just screwed us. Fuck, 16 to 19. Here he is.
Starting point is 01:05:29 All right, you missed. Wedge salad, cowboy hat, ugly, which was Mary Shelley. Pistol Pete Marovitch. I know, stop, stop. Roller coaster tycoons. Just as us. Yeah. Caramel apple.
Starting point is 01:05:42 What is this, ice pops gang? Yeah. These are the ones you missed that are gonna come up again. They're gonna come up again? Yeah. Just us yeah caramel apple is ice pops gang yes Come up again Yeah, you should have walked away yo yo stunts left if I knew that gang bang yo yo ma there were multiple yo Yo, yo yo, yo ugly mm-hmm ice pop young MC hole in one it was young MC Okay, yo empty my wraps all right here. We go. There's only five left in here Oh, fuck John, okay, all right ready set go oh orchestrated It got docks
Starting point is 01:06:21 But you actually have to say it oh the the pasta Garfield eats it. Oh lasagna. Yep. Um, She has a podcast now cuz she spit on it. Oh Yep, and then um It's in my mouth. I'm blowing a bubble with it gum a different word for Chewing gum. Yes, that's it. All right Saved one for him cuz now they get the next turn oh Yeah
Starting point is 01:06:48 Or do we get the seconds left or is it like a snake draft? Changes with round two It's round two just one single word Alright, I think I got it. Let's let's start playing now.'s start playing now. Should we get the 25 seconds left on this round or no? Or does it go to next round? I don't know. I don't know. That's Rohn.
Starting point is 01:07:11 That's Rohn. Call him. He doesn't know. I just assumed this was Rohn's game that he made up. Hell, that's Rohn. They went four times. It goes back and forth. So now we go, but we have the option.
Starting point is 01:07:24 I think we have a little advantage right now Yeah Whenever you go first Thank you, okay, put them all back in because the conrad That's wrong your last names like wrong if you get if you finish the bowl in a round But there's like 30 seconds left do we get to start the next round with 30 seconds or just go see other team I? Think it just goes But there's like 30 seconds left do we get to start the next round with 30 seconds or just go see other team? All right you guys are up Goes to Conrad Conrad but Conrad's acting out no one word. Oh, he can only say one word
Starting point is 01:07:59 Shreds last round but they're all the same clues. No. I thought the chat said oh ages second All right, so charades a second one word is last round so you gotta act out so you gotta stand up I can only act I can't Oh shit This is where your bathroom break kills us yeah If we lose it's basically all your fault and no one else's okay good point Tell them when three two one go Big
Starting point is 01:08:35 I forgot them all chicken Hair transplant good hair transplant good guy he was calling me fat Lucas number nice It's so much Building a pyramid what? You building some in snowman snowman snowman oh Fitment fast banana wow cross his eyes. Oh did he cuz that was big titties big natural big naturals
Starting point is 01:09:39 Pretty good how many was that seven yeah? That was pretty good. Oh, sorry. Okay. This is fine. We're good. We're fine. Yeah, this is not a big deal. Alright, Lucas, I'm gonna count him down, okay? You can say okay. That's good.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Alright, three, two, one. White Sox Dave's Carpets Stain. White talk stage carpet scene physical Brandon Walker Brandon Walker walks Brandon Walker walks Hold on damn damn good. I'll do it spit on the thing good form Banana split Kate Tip fuck it. Oh, but it's but it's split Heart-heart-heart using love love choosing love
Starting point is 01:10:55 Looking ice cream possible That's why you did it you sick Yes! That was great! The Hot Fudge Sunday was massive! Yeah! Hot Fudge Sunday was massive! Ah, I'm sweating. Oh my god! There's so many of them! Ten! Ten! Woo! Ten! Fuck.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Dang. That was really impressive work. Wow! That was really impressive work. Alright, Shay. Sheesh. I blow-keyed Pistol. Great, that was great. Damn right, Shay. Sheesh. One round. Good job. I blew a key pistol. That was a lot of key. Good shot.
Starting point is 01:11:25 Great. That was great. Damn, big cat. My goodness. See how it gets like it's not full charades, because you obviously know it's fun. Good. All right, Stephen Chad.
Starting point is 01:11:35 All right. All right, I'll count you down. We good, Lucas? Yes. Three, two, one, go. Oh, OK. Hot dog. Chicago dog, Chicago dog. Chicago dog, nice.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Little faster reading. Little faster reading here. I thought you'd taken a speed reading class before. Penis, dick hole. Little faster here. Little tiny bit faster here. House? Eating? little faster here little tiny bit faster here house eating lasagna salad salad salad salad okay chicken flappy bird flappy bird game mmm bird butterfly Mmm, first one. I know what butterfly About ten seconds five cowboy hat hurry up. Yeah one seven ice popsicle
Starting point is 01:12:42 Banana split creamsicle time Banana Split, Creamsicle! Time! Baaah! How much you get? You could just memorize all the ice cream names, say them immediately. Creamsicle, Ice Pop, and Popsicle? Banana Split, only Kim, yeah. Hot Fudge Sunday. Hot Fudge Sunday. Banana Split. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:12:58 You rascal, Steven. Oh, what are you... Oh, Max! Nice! Changing the game! This is why I picked him. Changing the game. This is why I picked him. Can we have Max go to the right of Kate?
Starting point is 01:13:09 So we can go to the right of the right of Kate. Or the left of Kate. Oh, yeah. Lucas. My bad. That's a shrine. Okay. That's worse. That's way worse. Max, your ass is hanging out too when you've been over. Do you want her to the right or left of the Kate? From Kate's perspective. Max your ass is hanging out too when you've been over. Do you want her to the right or the left of the key from? He's playing defense. Shut up, Tommy. Oh, god. Oh, my god.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Let me get a picture of that. Let me get a picture of that. Pull that poker back again. Oh, my god. He's doing a show. What's happening? You're like a TARD. You're so smart.
Starting point is 01:14:04 You're like Urkel with boxers Full body suit on it Let's go back lock in have a move closer to the court move closer to the court sit at the court That seems like a good spot Lucas you might need to just physically place That's much better He's looking at us, so he's got a turn to Kate all right Literally just had to take one step back all right all right ready ready Titus. Let's lock in here. We go Max. Okay
Starting point is 01:14:47 It's three two one go Harambe Bang French fry Suckingwing gum. It's weird knowing his underwear is up to his tits right now. Zombie. Ugly. Mary Shelley. He's damn good.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Bottom of my shoe. Bigfoot. Kool-Aid man. Kool-Aid. cool-aid man cool it was stand there oh that's what that smoking see us see what is this uh oh no fucking hurry up we know one dropped one big natural Oh, no Drops one Walking bets what yes time and we drop one yeah, don't that one by your foot, but no yeah there you go yeah oh Nice view Kate. I can't see a darn thing no
Starting point is 01:16:02 Crack that is so funny. How many did you get? Six? Seven? I think six right? Three, four, five, six. Pretty good, pretty good. How many are left Brandon? Okay. Brandon how many are left? A lot. Countless. Cool let's get them all. Let's get them all. Three, two, one, go oh eating so many who is it is it hot fudge sundae lasagna french fry okay Jaws Corey Great work
Starting point is 01:17:13 Fucking okay hunter guys in one day Lasagna easy one work. We're creative bunch Jay suck us. Bananas split. Hot fudge sundae. Bananas split. Bananas split. Popsicle. Popsicle.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Ice pop. See. Great plan, Jay. Screwed me. Five seconds. Crust fuck time. Thank you. Fuck. Come on. Aw. rust fuck time
Starting point is 01:17:49 a lot of sucking and fucking in your Thruston and how much you get for for all right? We got all right. Let's go Titus All right, so that was that was still on the board yeah that one yep This is exactly like when you play trivia Brandon you You all right, let's go the ones left are Very hard little yeah fighting with each other.'re fighting it. Yeah, and fighting Hey tight is cool shirt, dude Oh, yeah, it sucks. Oh, I'm up. I don't know what he has prepped for me
Starting point is 01:18:54 Three two one go Tuna martini. Oh my god. I'm good. His hands look just like the martini glass for four play for For 31 13 lucky friendship. Oh fuck fakers doesn't yeah Yeah, that was way too big Lucas phone number number That was way too big fucking bang Ben Anna Frankenstein knows Mary shows I know Mary Schell's ugly. Soccer, sad soccer. Over.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Liam Blumman! That all of them? Way to go! Blumman was perfect. For a second I was looking at Liam. That was incredible. The shots behind his back. You're the best impressionist in the office.
Starting point is 01:20:04 Wow, what a comeback. Yeah. I can't believe I saw you. That was incredible. The shots behind his back, I just caught it. You're the best impressionist in the office. Wow, what a comeback. Why? Seven. Holy shit. Oh, that was great. So now it's only one word.
Starting point is 01:20:15 Now it's one word and Nick is up. Last round. Fuck. Frozen. A bloomin' impression, just like a uncoordinated mime. You just stand there. Don't say anything. Yeah Let's go Nick Alright This has to be the hardest round right I don't know if you're in no one but one word
Starting point is 01:20:41 All right, Lucas count me down three two one One word. All right, Lucas, count me down. Three, two, one. Bald. Hair transplant. Comedian. Stavros. Slingshot. Sabbath. Sunday. Half-puck Sunday. I Sabbath Sunday
Starting point is 01:21:23 Bomb I'm a bin Laden shit bomb um, a foma bin laden shit relish chicago hot dog stroke fuck, thrust yee-haw cowboy hat seven seconds potato
Starting point is 01:21:43 french fry uh, stick banana cream stew it's over, it's over oof seven seconds potato french fry Stick banana All right come on Kate That was pretty good round. Yeah, we need a big number Big number Kate Kate if you don't have it just go to the next one okay go to the next one One word and one word only. I have six, Lucas. Okay, tell us when.
Starting point is 01:22:09 Three two one go. Winter. Snowman. Lick. Popsicle. Ughh. Mary Shelley's ugly. That might have been two words that second Fucking a hundred guys at once
Starting point is 01:22:38 Hollering Brandon Walker walks yeah Harambe big Mary Shelley big foot um Brandon will walk walks walks yeah walks um Who? Harambe big Mary Shelley big foot um for one um Ice pop I'm so obstacle cream cream fucking Over walking back Tone of voice no um Um over walking back No
Starting point is 01:23:11 Fucking 100 guys at once no Okay That doesn't count. I did a charade. It was after How many was around one two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nice! Eight! Fellas! Good job, fellas. Danny!
Starting point is 01:23:36 The tone of voice being brilliant. Well done. Over! That was so good. It was like I was watching Danny yep, we need a big second half here. It's not looking good three two one thirteen Baker's dozen gorilla alright Caterpillar butterfly shit Baker's doesn't gorilla all right
Starting point is 01:24:11 Caterpillar butterfly what shit penis dick hole dick. Oh Jives Corey rug white talks Dave Stain Healthy which wedge salad healthy which was wall What was it max frozen pop? Jug natural tits big natural Walking bats Popeyes chicken It's a producer Lucas's phone number one more hurt one more we go one more we go more
Starting point is 01:25:05 Great round that was a good round. Yeah, that was a good round round Nine oh okay great round even pace a good round Okay, we got a shot We'll see about that. Three, two, one. Drink. Cooling. Cucumber. Bubble. Chewing gum.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Producer. Lucas's phone number. Brandon. Brandon Walker walks. Brandon Walker walks. Walking. Tiny Dick number. Brandon. Brandon Walker walks. Brandon Walker walks. Tiny Dickart. Yep. Steven.
Starting point is 01:25:53 Ben. Ben Sickle. Popsicle. Hot Fudge Sunday. Banana Split. He got it. Smitty. Choosing love.
Starting point is 01:26:02 Rock. Charles Corey. God damn. Towers. Choosing love rock John's Cory god damn Towers Boobs Read no no no, uh mincy that's better girl One two three four five six seven eight nine
Starting point is 01:26:44 Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Wow! Boys, we're just outclassed. That's on me. I drafted poorly. I'll take the full blame. I drafted like shit. That's all on me. Your one-one pick was the guy that had to do
Starting point is 01:27:00 speed reading before college. Well, I thought he was gonna be out, yeah. Well, I found that out after. Yeah, true. Never came out in the interviews pre-draft. All right, I'll finish him out. There's not 10 in here, though. One word.
Starting point is 01:27:15 Three, two, one. Kool-Aid man? Yes. There's such an easy word for that. Orgy. Oh cool aid man yes Word for that orgy gang bang Garfield lasagna nice Spit hot to a hot tour dessert Actua Dessert There's down to eight
Starting point is 01:27:55 Come on Stephen say something remember those fast reading skills College College I want to get this College Does anyone know what this one is no clue school So do y'all get it go to get this one. No. well yeah, it's over Oh, it's the last one It's the last one It was Blutman College? Why did you use college football?
Starting point is 01:28:32 College football? You could have said Liam Yeah, you could have said Liam I thought I couldn't say Liam College? College football is what you were thinking But as good of an impression of Blutman was of Bad as what you
Starting point is 01:28:54 Man that was fun. Hey, who won other team I was tired dead time We had a slow reader and a fucking' blowout. Fuckin' Danny. Yeah. Fuck. I don't know how it slipped away. But it sure did. Max, can we see your underwear again? You'll get a treat before I leave. Okay. Which should be now, but...
Starting point is 01:29:18 Alright. What's the treat? We'll get one more shot. I'll show you again. Are you doing anything else? Should I stay for the wheel? I well you're gonna be on the wheel Saying I was like I'll have to be back You're gonna be on the wheel. Yeah, I mean you're not going to like Italy right now or anything No, no, I can I can I can I? Didn't everyone just stay stay stay. All right. I'm just gonna wait. Are you going to Italy?
Starting point is 01:29:45 one day Better get going then Yeah, max had to leave he's going to Italy one day I Forgot I went out to an Italian restaurant, and I got some pasta, and I don't remember what it's called What's he doing? Wait, what just happened? Are you meaning to think that?
Starting point is 01:30:10 Are you gonna show it to Matt? No, I... You know you're talking right now You're talking right now What is the... what's this kind of pasta called? The thick spaghetti? The... Bucatini? Yes, yes I want to to tweet that's a carbonara
Starting point is 01:30:26 I would say hollow in the middle was have to do with anything. They're like draft thought Italy, so I just thought of it We're not playing the game Was like boogatoo I went out to dinner the night and I got this pasta. That's a carbonara This is the pasta that I like but I took a photo of it to tweet myself after and I forgot to tweet yourself So then when I forget what I go to an Italian restaurant, I'll search my tweets and be like, what is the pasta? Are you having a stroke right now? Do you just remember the word be like at? Remember this also take notes. You want to put it out. Wait also you ordered it
Starting point is 01:31:05 You have the picture on your phone, but if you go to an Italian restaurant There's all different types of pot you forget it like why would you say it instead of putting in your notes? I'm out and you're out Can we go back for a second, but it doesn't know how did you know timeout? respect timeout How did you say to the waiter that was what you wanted to eat? I guess menu Did you say the word bucatini I Probably pointed to it. Why do you does everyone is everyone seeing what I'm saying right now?
Starting point is 01:31:35 Yeah, hey pasta. It's like calling somebody asking their phone number, right? Yeah, I forgot it. It was a couple days ago Did you say it out loud? Do you remember to take the picture and you also said it but while you were at the restaurant you could have said to the Waiter, what's this called again or looked at the menu? I've forgotten since then what were you going? I know next time I go to an Italian restaurant. Why'd you take the picture? Oh, so I would tweet it and remind myself. What are you gonna tweet? But you know, I'd be like what it reminder this is the possible. No, but again, you know, why would you need to share that? Why would you took the picture? I just thought of it hold on
Starting point is 01:32:06 I'm so confused you took the picture while you were still at the restaurant you could have looked at the menu Are you gonna be I ordered it so I liked it that time, but I did I like okay? Why did you take the picture? So I could remind myself if you're taking the picture sitting at the restaurant the waiter's still serving you you could have just said What's this called yeah? There were 20? I know but as soon as I I don't think about pasta that much Point to the picture I'm gonna search my tweets and be like, but what text are you putting in the tweet reminder? Are you gonna treat this like a haircut and like? I want this?
Starting point is 01:32:45 No, no, no. Why would you do that? I'm gonna write the word in it. Are you gonna remember what terms to search though? What happens when you get to the restaurant? Can we search this? Have you ever tweeted a reminder before? I need you to know something.
Starting point is 01:32:55 I don't think so. I need to talk to you right now. There's literally an app called Reminders. The pasta is called bucatini. That dish is called carbonara. Yeah, it wasn't the dish, it was the pasta. It was the type of pasta. You just want to know the pasta?
Starting point is 01:33:04 Yes. Okay. Yes. Yes, okay? Yes again I'm still so confused so you're tweeting it now You were sitting at the restaurant taking a picture of it being like I don't know what this is called It's I feel no I knew it was called bucatini you forgot it after But you knew but you knew to take a picture of it because you knew you were gonna forget it I knew what the next time I took a restaurant. I'm not gonna know what type of pasta I like That's fair. I feel like there are why did you just ask and then put the name of the pasta in your notes? Also, and now you're about to take your holding down on the shape of the pasta like there's that's the least important thing of the dish
Starting point is 01:33:40 It's important Like what if there's your rest of it is bad will you be like I still like that shape of pasta Yeah, it'll it'll be what if it was a teenie with diarrhea. I was about to hit post Would you still eat it? Well the second why do you need this was the whole purpose of it? I meant to do it last week I forgot we just talked about Italy, so I thought about Italian food Why not your notes app your voice memo the reminders Your like it's like tweeting a grocery list why you could just write it down. Yeah, you're clogging the feed
Starting point is 01:34:12 I'm retweeting it. I got you. That's all I wanted. It looks good. I'll give you that That's what I want next time I go to an Italian restaurant and I get to get a menu with no pictures Oh, I'm gonna completely forget and then I'm gonna search this tweet I like how you were like I don't just randomly think about pasta after randomly bringing up pasta. Oh Italy right Italy um I might go to Mexico one day You better leave I got here. I usually forget if I like corn or flour tortillas there. We go Anybody else traveling yeah
Starting point is 01:34:46 I'm gonna China. Oh, yeah He knows all the Chinese yeah, okay, okay, what I do a lot yeah isn't Twitter banned in Brazil What if you go to Brazil? Oh? Italian restaurant Brazil yeah, what if you go to an Italian restaurant America or yeah concept? We're not the only country with Italian restaurant. What if the what if you're what what if your Wi-Fi sucks? What if there's no Wi-Fi no Wi-Fi cell service a basement rest you got to get a work You got to get a tattoo that just says bucatini Go full of momento with all your past orders. You know that's the only foolproof way. How do you say Wi-Fi in French?
Starting point is 01:35:36 It's crazy you can hear laughs off the roof. I was banging his head against the wall. He knows What's the difference between a regular Steakhouse and a Brazilian steakhouse. I'm pretty sure Brazilian is like the all-you-can-eat one Yeah, they come around and they cut it off for you, and you have the little yes is on the waitresses Yeah, no pubes that's who they have no internet. I've also only been to a chow so I just assume that they're all yeah me too Oh, that's what foger to show is yeah That sounds a you get like a button those and it's like I want more food is is green button and then red backs doesn't know I want more food is is green button and then red backs doesn't know what the other side The other side is also green you just keep getting you bring in a double-sided
Starting point is 01:36:24 The waiter comes over to me be like sir you've had enough and then I'm like gotcha also It's greener This is just is che when he comes out into the wild we're getting che not behind the glass anymore Yes, thoughts just that's what I thought bomb it out I still like no it was crazy. I would always search search his Twitter find another reminder He I look through a lot of bugs reminders if you haven't done this before then what made you think to do it now? Surely, I know I would cert I would be like oh fuck. I forgot the pasta I like we focus on how is tweeting it the best form of binder you not use your notes I just love his tweet to reminder to yourself. This is pasta. I like it's called bucatini. That's what he posts
Starting point is 01:37:03 at Stephen Che pasta. I like If autism speaks chase screaming, yeah Reading this in text it these words should be written in crayon This is bad. This is so funny. Oh Man I'll be set up next time I go to Francesca's or a Sarah or an Italian restaurant Not all menus have bucatini, what are you gonna do in that situation? Oh god max come on. Yeah, you have a backup I Don't know all the different kinds of pasta we know reply to your tweet with like your backup plan Yeah, you do need a backup I don't know them so I was trying to find another reminder tweet che tweets out the word reminder a lot a lot
Starting point is 01:37:50 I was scrolling through this is like the movie memento mm-hmm. It's all his orders on a skin Whoa, what is that show? That must be about my favorite beef and What a stupid name Okay, I mean I tell you do you know about his old football show Oh surf and turf I subscribed Just a visual reminder I want this this bread. Yeah, I did. I did. There's the proof. A reminder that love is not blind. But I couldn't get over the uncomfortable feeling
Starting point is 01:38:32 I felt with him. Okay? Okay. A reminder the chief stress of Clyde Edwards a layer over Jonathan Taylor. Okay. Wait, go back to that Wirtle one. Not a Wirtle.
Starting point is 01:38:44 That's not Wirtle. He's spelling out LV. He's spelling out the box one Super LV last year. It's clearly LV. Oh. Over Jonathan Taylor, okay wait go back to that wordle one I'm slow yeah, I've forgotten that so that's good Reminder kevin Dyson was picked over Randy my god a lot of draft reminders, huh? Yeah, I didn't realize it's we don't reminders as much Yes, so now it's gonna get bogged down now. No I also know I'll search pasta Can you just search the word pasta I? Have three first baskets in a row last year or two years ago Okay, so there's you maybe you should just search pasta oh oh no
Starting point is 01:39:23 That ain't it spaghetti squashaghetti squash with pulled chicken. What if you accidentally pull that one up? You'd get confused. Yeah. Yeah, don't think about that much. So perfect. Yeah, I'm set. Sounds like you've got this life thing figured out, Stephen.
Starting point is 01:39:36 Yeah, you really do. Nick, you wanna do the high noon ad? Sure do. High noon, it's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the high noon end zone pack is here. It includes limited edition fan faves, pear and cranberry, along with black cherry and grapefruit. The high noon end zone pack is a fall exclusive, which means it's here
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Starting point is 01:40:09 Do all of you, all of the men here sit the same way for a reason? I was just looking over and everyone was sitting this way. Whoa. Well, goddamn, man. That's why I started to do it. No, Brandon's sitting like a girl. Yeah, Brandon has the balls. Well, he was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it.
Starting point is 01:40:17 Yeah, he was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was sitting like a man before and then he started to do it. He was way Oh god damn that's why I started to know Brandon's it like well
Starting point is 01:40:27 He was like a man before and then he started Yeah, yours is a low ball issue, right? Is this like talked about or is this no never discussed our sauce in your legs no But I was just sitting for a while I don't know cuz I don't really know how to sit in this chair to be honest They're not flatter. Yeah, so I've been trying to figure out the best way to do it And I was looking around that I was like oh, maybe just a goddamn They've come to a conclusion that this is the best way to do it by the shows. I'm typically like laying down
Starting point is 01:41:00 Just it's fuck what's your chair? I'm a yeah, oh switch it up go left on him. I was crazy shit Look at us. I can't Are both of those? You never know Who's the fuck it's a a mark yes me so many tough questions it's probably hard for you to get comfortable because you got a casual atomic wedgie going right now
Starting point is 01:41:32 no I feel great out my underpants fear feel secure right now I was thinking about that a little bit so does your whole spine I should just like always wear my underwear like this it's like a girdle. Are you comfortable? Enough, I'm comfortable enough to know that my ass isn't gonna be on camera. As soon as I heard charades,
Starting point is 01:41:50 it was the first thing that went to my mind, to be honest. You doubled up on underwear. Che came over to me, he's like, I need you to play charades, and I'm like, my ass is getting on that camera, I know it. Were you a shy guy before PMT? No, never been in it.
Starting point is 01:42:04 Never been a shy guy. Ian Hank had a rivalry that predates PMT? No, never Hank had a rivalry that predates PMT what yeah Yeah, was it over sports. Yeah, okay? Yeah big-time rivalry It's okay Should we spin the wheel yeah? So Lucas you need you who is anyone doing the murder mystery I Can't now how many more people do I can either? I need eight people or no. I need seven people total. Do you have like two right now one person is getting murdered
Starting point is 01:42:35 I guess it was me Well, I can talk with you guys after I whoever's free like if you guys can't get there at seven I could see if I'm with the people to see I'm in I haven't moved off standing Yeah, I mean I have an interview at seven if I can do it after I'm happy to do it all right cool I'm sure we can make that work, okay Wonderful I spin the wheel Lucas you're going up to Madison yep tomorrow Hope to see some videos of you.
Starting point is 01:43:07 Probably not. Yeah. Probably not. No chance. There won't be any videos of me. Penn State fans are gonna hate me by the end of this weekend. If you lose.
Starting point is 01:43:18 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you lose. Oh, if you lose. Yeah, no, if I lose, it's going to be bad. Well, you're not going to the game with anyone from our social team, right? No, I'm going with the worst troll we got.
Starting point is 01:43:34 Like, number one worst guy we got. It's like Big Cat, then Jack McCarthy. Oh, no. And he's just, I'm going to tell him to just text me everything if we win. Text me everything. just a live feed We need a police body cam on Jack McCarthy All right, thank you everyone, please subscribe. We'll see everyone on Monday. Have a good weekend everybody.

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