The Yak - Sas Calls Rone Out Ahead of Case Race IV | The Yak 4-7-23

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Hello. It's the Yak. Where's Rome? Where's KB? I don't know. I honestly didn't know if we were doing the Yak today.

No one was here. I wouldn't be doing the Yak today. I don't know. No one was in the office. Salad Bowl day. Salad Bowl Friday. I think Rome got really fucked up again last night. Dude, that guy's got a drinking problem. He was hammered on Wednesday.

And he's, yeah. Yeah. Were you out with him last night? No. I saw, I'm on his close friend's story on Instagram, and he was just. He's got double water? Yeah, he's fucked up. All right.

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One of them sparkling. You're not going to have an intervention. No, God no. Be like, hey man, we think it's a problem how drunk you're getting. We wouldn't do that. No. What? I'm bombed right whoa before you got here is like where's Ron and it was like I think got hammered

last night's like that guy's a fucking alcoholic yeah I would be if I could be I really the if it wasn't for health I'd drink drink every day. It's so fun. It is. It's so much better. That's like me and cocaine. If it was healthy, you know what I mean? Cocaine is pretty healthy, though. It's good, yeah. The grand scheme. It's like the original Ozempic.

Yeah, it is. It was, yeah. It's the way that it's taken. If it was in a fucking glass. Yeah, if you just sipped it. If you smoked it. Did you go out again last night, though? No.

I went for a- You just drank alone on the couch? No. Do you have a fucking ring camera in my home? What was the time? Was it- When did you get so drunk At home during quarantine That you were drinking wine

Remember one day I came to your house And you were like yeah dude I told you I was going to stop drinking And then two days later There were empty wine bottles all over When you got in You were cleaning up the last of the throw up When I showed up at noon

Just clinking wine bottles Wiping the sleep from my eyes. I got to stop. It's the best. It's the best and the worst. Everyone tried that, though, for a minute in COVID. Like the coping of what if I just drink my way through it? Well, that's when they were doing like the local restaurants.

It would be like 2 p.m. on a Tuesday and they were delivering alcohol then. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to order five frozen margaritas just because I can now. And I hope small business. Yeah. I was doing your part know what? I'm going to order five frozen margaritas just because I can now. Help small business, yeah. I felt like you were doing your part and you were helping out. I was going through a big Minecraft phase then. I would just get hammered and play Minecraft. It sounded like a fun idea in my head.

Yeah. Then three hours in, I'd be like, shit face. This sucks so much. I started smoking weed at noon. Yeah. I was like, yeah, this is just how you got to cope. Yeah. I and I were staying, this sucks so much. I started smoking weed at like noon. I was like, yeah, this is just how you gotta cope. I and I were staying in his aunt's house. We did morning walks

to go get twisted teas. We waited next to the coolers while they were locked because it wasn't time for them to be sold yet. That was sad. It was so socially acceptable to get bombed then. Yeah. At any time. It was like wartime. I also remember

I came back from college and my parents don't really drink beer and all they had were like these super heavy IPAs, like 9% alcohol and that's all I could drink

was just those and they were disgusting. Yeah. I was drinking the most. Yeah. Dude, I woke up this morning and my phone was broken. I had to go get a new one. What? I think. That's the most. Yeah. Dude, I woke up this morning and my phone was broken. I had to go get a new one. What?

I think. That's the worst. Yeah. It just couldn't hold the charge. I think my daughter fucked with it. Fucking bullshit. But I don't know why this popped in my head, but what would be the funniest way to kill yourself

for the most inconsequential thing? I woke up, my phone wasn't working and I literally was like I should just kill myself instead of going to Apple for like one hour and getting a new phone I've been so sleepy I was like maybe I should just do this if you just like and obviously suicides not a joke but

there could be funny ways where it's like oh he was just stuck in traffic he's like fuck this I've had mornings where I go to get the wet wipes out and they all come out connected. And I'm like, I'll just. Yeah, right. Like, if I'm going, I'd fucking kill myself right now. Yeah. My phone didn't work.

Yeah. Mine isn't when I'm mad or sad. It's when I'm sleepy. I was like, that sounds. I wish I could just be dead. That's dope. But just imagine if I just didn't show up to work And I had killed myself

But my note was just like Yeah my Couldn't fucking log into my phone iCloud broke It's like YouTube Easier way out Yeah I'm out

It really is just when you're sleepy Cause even when I'm sad If I'm like laying in bed I'm still at like a fine baseline Like happy Yeah when you're laying I'm tired I'm miserable It's a fine baseline, like happy. Yeah. When you're laying down. I'm tired. I'm miserable.

It's hard to be upset laying down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can see like if I was hammered and it was late and I Uber Eats to the wrong address. Somebody's fucking you. Yeah. Well, you can upset someone else.

Yeah. Yourself. Yeah. I think this was a story, Like an old story on Barstool From like fucking Eight or ten years ago Of like a dude In Eastern Europe

Who was shopping with his Wife at the mall And she was taking so long time To get on That he put his head Through two bars Of like Like the railing of the balcony

And he like Twisted his head Until he killed himself Jesus Again that's not funny but that's funny it was be like it's your fault it's a one-pass yeah and home goods for five minutes like what the fuck are we doing here more bath mats someone cuts you off yeah like fuck it and doing it in like a

creative, barbaric way is funny too. Not even just blowing your brains out, but like putting it through two rungs and then twisting until your neck snaps. It's like a fucking scene from The Wire or something. Someone had to have watched that happen, right?

It was at the mall. At a mall? That's not like a quick way to go. No. It must have been like a 15-minute process. Better than the alternative. Like, what, are you going to rip him away? Eh. Standing when you're tired at a mall?

She's just trying on, like, clothes, and, like, it's the same dress and, like, the same two shades. Like, which one do you like better? I haven't done it. I haven't had to do that in a really really long, like, I only had to do that when I was younger. Because I had all sisters and I would go, like, I would get dragged along with my mom and all of her sisters. Well, if you're a heterosexuality stan. Yeah, you're going to have to do it, brother. Teen girls.

We'd just be in. The worst is when you get tricked, when you get tricked into into like, hey, let's go get you some new clothes. And then it's like, wait, but hold on one sec. I just want to pop in here. And you're like, I just got fucking tricked into this. You'll get tricked. What just happened? There's no adequate places to sit.

Isn't there an Instagram account? Like dad's at the mall or something. Yeah. It's so funny. I remember I used to get all riled up and I'd be like, well, I want to go to the Nike store. I'd be like, I don't want anything from the Nike store. You have to go to Dick's Sporting Goods.

Just want to go where the sports are. Well, some certain Macy's and Nordstrom's and stuff now have a dude daycare area where it's video games and shit. Just give me a TV and a couch. I just want somewhere to sit. Yeah.

Yeah. Just a seat. Yeah. Comfortable seating spot. Yeah. Like at home. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What if I do that where I'm like, I go to like, try to go to my favorite bar and there's nowhere to sit. So I just blow my brains out. Yeah. It was getting up. You literally do it. It's your guy's fault.

Ever spilled milk? Yeah, just being like the most extra, like any little, I went, you know, I go to Chick-fil-A and they forget a sauce. I'm going to fucking kill myself. Oh, Frank, the tank wouldn't last a day. He takes it, though. He just tweets it and takes it. He makes it everybody else's problem.

You want a little scuttlebutt? You want a little scuttlebutt? Yes. Definitely. That's kind of how I feel about how there's no water. I was going to share the scuttlebutt. I was going to say no water. There are no waters in the office.

I was going to share the scuttlebutt. I was ready to buy some on the way in. That's really annoying. There's some scuttlebutt.'s share the scuttlebutt. I was ready to buy some on the way in. That's really annoying. There's some scuttlebutt. What's the scuttlebutt? Around the office that there's some people who are trying to protest Frank the Tank being a passionate Mets fan. Big time. What do you mean?

A lot of scuttlebutt. There was a scene in the office. Yeah, I've heard it second, third, fourth hand. Like a real scene? Like genuinely annoying? There are people who are very upset that Frank exists. Like, you guys need to stop this now. I miss that.

People at our office? Yeah. Fellow Mets fans? No. Fellow baseball fans? No. I'm anti-Frank. Are you doing 20 questions on me?

No, I don't know who would be mad at him for that. There are certain people, I won't name names. Content creators. See them, I, I won't name names. Content creators. See them, I'll ask them to come in. Anyone that gets mad at Frank, genuinely mad at Frank, they got something a little off with them. I think they're mad at the instigators. They were yelling at the social media team.

They were like, you guys have to stop enabling him. They're doing their job. Is this person annoyed? Also, the instigators would be what? The Mets pitching staff? Yeah, I guess. Aaron Ruff. Yeah, Aaron Ruff.

They got walked off. He was bad. They got walked off. But yeah. Is there a video of the meltdown? No, I don't – no, there's a video of the meltdown. I don't know if there's video of the scuttlebutt, which I wish there were. I would like to hear these people out.

Because I'm on their side. Who are they? I'm not at liberty to name names. If they would like to come on the act, it has to be Nate. I was thinking Francis. There's more than one name. I know. I instigate them sometimes.

It's like a joke to annoy the people. And recently, a couple people I like, are genuinely stopped doing it. I could see it being annoying if you were trying to do work that required concentration. Like if you were trying to blog. But no one really blogs anymore. That's why I think it could be Francis or Nate because they're over there blogging. The other thing is if you don't come in the office often, you don't get to dictate how the office is run. I've also never actually, I've no Nate blogs.

I've never actually seen him write a blog, though. He chat GPTs all his shit. Yeah, he's a chatty boy. It's just interesting. Sometimes we forget what we are here. And I'm not saying that Frank is like the be-all, end-all barstool, but he's a pillar. He is part of what we are. We can'tool, but that is part of what we are.

We can't just, that's just part of what we are. Sass is the poster child for being able to deal with Francis, with Frank. Also Francis. Also Francis, but Frank specifically. There's countless videos of Frank having the biggest conniption in the world, and Sass doesn't look up. He's completely nonplussed. It genuinely doesn't bother me. The only thing that

does that bothers me is when he'll play a YouTube video out loud. He does that. Yeah, he's been doing that more. He could be screaming next to me and I won't even flinch. But there's an ad playing on his computer. I'm pissed. Have you ever been to a friend's house that has a bird or a dying smoke alarm and they can't hear it? What about both? Oh, the bird's the worst.

Yes. Then you go over there and you're like, damn, that bird's annoying. They're like, what? Yeah. I can't hear it? What about both? Oh, the bird's the worst. Yes. Then you go over there and you're like, damn, that bird's annoying. They're like, what? Yeah. I don't hear it. It's like that. Like, if you're here enough, you can just zone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. House where the dog never stops barking, but they don't seem to notice. I sit and watch NFL Sunday with him every Sunday. Yeah. And you like football.

I love football. A couple times I'll tell him to stop, but I never am like, you can't be here. You can't exist. It's just some scuttlebutt. Who is it? If the person walks in, I will ask them to come on the act. I'm not going to say, we're not here to defend their side.

I will absolutely have them come on and talk about it. No problem doing that. Was it Dave? It was Dave. Portnoy? Yeah, he's not here enough to have a say. Red Sox Dave.

Yeah. If I see them, they will come in. Or if they'd like to invite themselves on, they can. They're watching this right now. Yeah. They're welcome to come on.

We need to put them in like a soundproof Popemobile. Frank? Yeah. We need to put these the complainers in a soundproof Popemobile frank yeah like we need to put these the complainers in a soundproof yeah frank live free like two bumper cars of soundproof popemobiles that everybody just drives around the office echo chambers yeah we'll give everybody their own echo chamber it's also like frank is he's genuine but he also plays it up a little. He'll ham it up. Che is the only one to successfully ether him.

Yeah, that's right. I'm going to order water. Yeah, take a lot of water. Sure. Great. Do you know where Frank is right now? Where? He's in Mets opening day with a pizza.

Jenks. Oh. I'm going. So Jenks has a report ready to go. I don't think everyone went on their dates. What has Jenks done since he went with Brandon? Stu, Glennie. I would love a report.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go to a playoff game with him because I'd like to go to a playoff game at Madison Square Garden. I'm going to pay. I'm not going to make him pay. So once I go to the game with him, so it'll be like next week or the week after, he said he's going to do a full PowerPoint for us. Oh, great. Nice great who wants a water he sat remember when frank and him sat like behind spike oh yeah

that was the last one yeah was it spike lee who has the has the tiff bike lee was the one who complained he's begging dave to do the right thing. There's also... Yeah, it's interesting. It's interesting. Was it Clemmer? No, it's just... I've heard Doug's complaint about him. Clemmer can diffuse Frank very well.

Yes, Clemmer's good at... He's like the Frank whisperer. Yeah. He's very good at... He just bops him on the nose. I don't think some people in this office realize that a complaint to Erica gets heard by Dave Gaz and a lot of times me. Almost instantly.

Whoa. That's kind of a big... Yeah, that wasn't... Not all of them. How about Frank? No, but something like that. Complaint to Erica. Not like if it was a personal issue, that's different, but like a content issue.

It's like when you found out like when you were like 8 and you found out your mom and dad talk yeah like this is brutal that pissed me off so much so much couldn't believe it the ultimate betrayal like you guys what communicate that in confidence I told you I

shit myself today damn it I guess they do talk when I go to sleep every night. Are we playing Salad Bowl today? You want to? Yeah. Salad Bowl Friday.

I'm excited. I cleared my schedule. Yeah, we're playing. Is it good? We've played it before on here. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Crazy. Yeah, that's right. Like the same as Lunch of Fate. We played that many times. So many episodes. There are so many episodes. Coming up on 500. We've done everything.

We've done everything there is to be done, except for the tasks we have to do. Except for Iran. So we're doing the case race next week? Yeah, next Thursday. Where did old boy get snatched up? except for Iran so we're doing the case race next week yeah next year's day where did the old boy get snatched up Taliban

he was in Afghanistan Afghanistan yeah what so I could still go to Iran yeah did you guys see this other

the Benjamin Albright's meltdown yeah all time cheating on his wife can we pull that up TJ

what who's who's Benjamin Albright NFL guy he's an NFL guy Yeah, admitting cheating on his wife emotionally. Can we pull that up, TJ? What? Who's Benjamin Albright? NFL guy? He's an NFL guy. He's gotten in a tiff with somebody here. Everyone on the internet. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cheated on his wife. So he got caught watching porno? No, no, no. He emotionally cheated on his girlfriend. He did an unnecessary apology. Just came clean with all of it. Oh, God. Look at this.

Pull up the first one. I've been a bad friend. I've been a bad partner. I cheated on my partner, not physically, but emotionally, which is worse to many. No one asked me to type this in. It's me typing it. I royally messed up a thread. You don't have to do

this, man. I had a really great person. I've never been a father but she had kids and they were phenomenal too we rushed into things the thing i don't regret at all but it progressed quickly he just has to let everyone know he rushed into things she was a big cheerleader for me in my career when i got down she really went to bat i've been holy shit to try to to try to pick me up encourage her i struggle with words of affirmation her language, but I'm big with acts of service. Mine.

It's the opposite. She didn't read that book. We had a rocky go of it in spurts, but always pushed through. Some fights were my fault, some hers. She had trauma. Jesus, this is the last thing I want to guys do. For a baker's dozen likes. From her past about being left out.

He just like airs her trauma. He's airing hers her trauma and that was a stressor of times to understand early so we had some knock down drag outs but pushed through every time and were stronger for it or so it seemed I began to lose confidence in myself there were other physical issues on my end as a result

couldn't get hard so what did my dumb ass do I didn't reach out to my partner and talk about them I did the dumbest thing possible I tried talking to and sexting my ex. Oh my god. You gotta fire him. Also, the girlfriend went on Twitter and was like

so thanks for just airing all that out, asshole. The ex-girlfriend or the... Oh, that's just his girlfriend, not his wife. He's not doing this for her. Yeah. I'm talking to and sexting my ex. Yup, I am that piece of shit.

What is he doing? Happened four or five times over a six-month period. That piece of shit. And of course it all came out in a good woman who is and is the love of my life, and her children now have to deal with my fuck-ups. I'd spend the rest of my life trying to make it up to them. Never deal with those fuck-ups. I think we all know with the unforgivable comes not being forgiven.

She may see this. She may not. This isn't my love letter. Hail Mary. It's my accountability to the world for being a pretty crummy person and warning to everyone else to not be stupid. If you find your person, don't lie to them. Don't cheat on them.

Open up while you can. Oh, God. So basically she blocked him on everything and this was his last ditch effort. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. They started going at it online. What? She was responding to his thread? Yeah, she was like, you owe me 40K.

Oh, God. For what? I don't know. It's like such a- He should be canceled. No one knows. This guy is a Broncos reporter. No one gives a fuck about your love life.

He just came out and was like, hey, guys, quick thread. Yeah. I emotionally cheated on my girlfriend. Did you hear about Benjamin Albright? He's been crummy. about your love life and he just came out and was like, hey guys, quick thread. I emotionally cheated on my girlfriend. If you hear about Benjamin Albright, he's been crummy. Oh no. No one cares about any of that. But now I do. You did that to yourself, dude.

She may see this, she may not. As if everyone in her orbit wasn't like, have you seen? Right. How about tweeting like, yeah, she has a lot of emotional trauma for being abandoned. Some fights were my fault, some hers. Knocked down drag ass. Whatever.

No, no, no, we're 40K. I'll split it all right here. I broke faith in sex and my ex. You don't owe me that. Do tell. That's her. It's right there in your text message. Oh, God.

You called me twice in the last five minutes, but you're putting on a good show here. What type of texts are those? Look at you finally ponying up. Ew, this is so hard to watch. This is crazy. What? She then was tweeting like he's saying he won't pay me unless I delete tweets.

I also like how you see in that text message, he's like, I don't owe 40K, I owe 18,000. Yeah, right. I didn't tag her or put any dirt out. She also knew I was posting an apology. I didn't know you were posting my trauma, Ben.

You harvest my trauma for likes and follows. Harvesting trauma. I'm totally on her side. He's a trauma harvester. Oh, yeah. He's out in the trauma orchard picking on the little trauma.

I didn't post your trauma. I mentioned you had it. Yeah. That's what he said? That's what he just said. Dude, why? When those beans wear off, he's done. Yeah.

Oh, God. Deleted all of them. Beans got him going crazy. He had to have been hammered drunk, right? I didn't post your trauma. I said you had it. That's hilarious. He is.

That's, oh. Quite something. What a weird move. Like, who do you think you are to think that you need to do that? Right. People are interested in gossip, relationship gossip from musicians and actors. Right. He thinks he is one.

A lot of people think they are one. A little Twitter following. Quick thread here, guys. I emotionally cheated. That's the other thing. It's like, you're going to cheat, just here, guys. I emotionally cheated. That's the other thing. You're going to cheat, just cheat, dude. He probably did cheat, cheat, and he just got caught emotionally cheating.

It's obviously a liar. So he's just copping to what he got. Sending your dick is more than emotionally cheating. Yeah, I mean, that's physical. You're beating off, I'd imagine. That's physical. Oh, yeah. That's like the opposite of emotionally cheating you're not like saying you love her you're just purely physical yeah what to remind

me so he's he's in our world somewhat who was he fake military was military was military okay blocked a bunch of us uh he's talked shit about barstool constantly basically every it's the playbook anyone who says like barstool is the worst type of people online they'll eventually expose themselves as being the worst type of people online while we just sit and be like we're not saying anything dude we're living our lives he might be the goat worst he really is i've never seen someone so worse he's claimed he got hacked by the Russians once. Last night? I don't know.

Dude, tweeting all that for 12 likes is insane. And also having your profile picture be a photo shoot of you looking at your phone. Oh, is that it? Probably the chick right there. Profile pictures? That's terrible. I would have shut down my account at this point. Got to boost that.

Oh. That's tough. Look at that. That's the worst. That's a photo shoot. Probably reading a text right now would be like, Ben, you know I have trauma. He's like, yeah, hold on.

Let me tweet this out. He's harvesting. You have to ask to do that pose. Yeah, that's what I mean. No photographer is telling you to do that. Yeah, you're like, how about one more, one more. Yeah, you one more yeah you did head shots and you're like no no one with my phone looking cool it's gonna cost you 18,000 more dollars

too busy to get my photo taken yeah yeah yeah that's exactly what it is he hasn't posted anything since it's all sports again yeah that's what he does he'll have these like weird breaks of just like just gibberish,

and then he'll delete them and be like, Broncos eyeing a fourth wide receiver, a place of need in the offseason. I hope some news broke in the middle of the threat, and he had to add that into the threat. Derek Wolf killed a tiger. He's on this show called Broncos Country Tonight with another guy,

and that's their bread and butter, it looks like. Do you think the other guy's like, dude, do you think if PFD did that, would you be like, dude, what the fuck? I don't know him. What are we? Yeah. Yeah, who are those guys that did the one of the like? Oh, yeah, the Try Guys.

Try Guys. Oh, yeah. They released a video, and they were all sitting on the couch crying. Yeah, crying. It was a drop of alcohol consumed. That band, that front man, just canceled the whole tour because he was mean to his girlfriend. Yeah. What was that?

Some band. Solve it yourself. It's crazy. Try Guys. If you're ever fucking crummy, don't ruin it for both of us. Yeah. I know. The Try Guys thing was insane.

The guy who fucked a cat. Remember him? Yeah, he had to go and say he didn't do it. He had to come out and say he didn't release a statement. He's like, I never fucked my cat. Never been near my cat with a heartbeat. Never came on. I never fucked my cat.

I'm saying that. He had to do it like a hundred times. Yeah. When it really blew up, that was not his first time acknowledging it. It's crazy. He's like, dude, just delete the fucking podcast. Why is it still up of you saying that you fuck your cat? The numbies.

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't fuck my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere fuck my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I've never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn't going to make an apology video after last year's thing, so I'm just trying to be as short and honest as possible. One of seven?

TJ, can you pull up... That's a question. No, it's a question mark. We don't know how long this will go. TJ, can you pull up YouTube and look up Shane Dawson apology videos? I believe there's at least ten of them. Those are my favorite when someone apologizes for something that no one knows what they're apologizing for. That just total Streisand effect being like, why is this guy apologizing?

I want to say it's well over five apology videos. Oh, my God. Taking accountability. Guarding the rumors about me. Black face and racist comments. What the hell? Wait.

He keeps having to apologize? Remember the politician who did a got caught with a burner being like as a black man. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah as a black man Obama never did anything for me or something. What about AOC got caught. Zaza.

Zaza. She did. Zaza demon. What happened about AOC got caught? Zaza. Zaza. Zaza demon. What happened? AOC got caught with a burner. Zaza demon. No way. Really? Something like that. I know that Kevin Durant got caught and now he admits it, but

people should just admit like, yeah, I got a burner. I'm popping off. Six of his owners, remember? Josh Harris. What's his name? Jeez, Colangelo. Totally normal college. They're like, I think people are being too hard on the management.

They're doing a... Yeah. Like Patrick Reed's wife, I think, had a burner. Wasn't Patrick Reed, wasn't he bad news? Like, wasn't he like a dick? He, there was... No, am I not thinking of Patrick? No, no, there was a story that he was on his college golf team

and, like, everyone's wallet went missing and then he just, like, dropped out of school. Something like that. Bought a fur coat. Yeah. Bought a pink Cadillac. Yeah, yeah. I remember I heard that he was kind of an asshole.

Yeah. And he's, like, suing everyone. I don't know. I heard he, like, he doesn't talk to his family and all this. Yeah, he doesn't talk to anyone. Yeah. I don't know. I heard he doesn't talk to his family and all this. Yeah, he doesn't talk to anyone, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, his wife goes, that actually kind of rules, though. If you have a significant other or a family member who just goes so hard for you,

that they're just fighting your wars for you in the comments. Why wouldn't you just do that from your personal account, like if you're Kevin Durant? Like anything you're going to say, you're going to make an argument. The anonymous part of it, like being able to just pop off to be like oh like i'm a fan yeah just being able to like clap back at people without having it go viral i think like aoc was like uh like talking shit on the libs of tiktok woman and then like in person she was acting like she didn't know her so she was trying to maintain like a personal high ground and then like online she was like this. I get it.

AOC should not know who lives in TikTok. I'm in the lives like getting off criticism under my intern Troy account. It's fun. I have Youngstown Bob's Twitter account.

I'll just tweet at every now and then and just pop off on someone. Just be like, no, it's a real person. But there are some stuff you'll do when you're when you act like you're hacked like the Playstations or like go back and forth from my... Yeah, it's a real person. But there are some stuff you'll do when you act like you're hacked,

like the PlayStations or go back and forth from my... Yeah, yeah, Ray Allen. Ray Allen tweets it all the time. My wife has seen that, and she's like, what is this from Big Cat? Switch it back and forth from my tongue to your clit. No, this is a Ray Allen tweet. I'd like to explain the lineage of... It's ridiculous.

He was so horny online. Or James Brown, you know, the NFL host. Yeah. He posted like a porn link from like damp lips dot com. Oh, we had a whole. Yeah, that was a yak thing. Yeah, that was. Damp lips.

That's just like you have to if you're going to do it, you got to post the nastiest stuff. What is Dave's Michelle Obama? Oh, yeah. This is so funny. And he starts every tweet with I'm not a Portnoy fan. He actually fucked up. He fucked up when he did it

on Tuesday. What do you do? He quote treated it as Dave by accident and had to delete it. What about the politics? I love thetreated it as Dave by accident Then had to delete it really quick Oh, that's tough What about the politics? Yeah, I love the Yankees and the Obamas He, she, they Every single one is just like

I'm not the biggest Dave Portnoy fan But What was the politician? I think he was British That just got caught Googling his name He just tweeted out his name I think his name was Ed Balls Oh, that's awesome

Balls just tweeted Ed Balls. It's one of the best tweets ever. That's a Will Compton-ass move. It's hilarious. On the dozen, Will Compton had a question about Will Compton. He tried to call his friend, but he had saved his number.

So, my niche was Will Compton. I wanted the boy to get a question right. He wasn't quite sure. Who the quarterback was on the first So my niche was Will Compton. I wanted the boy to get a question right. Right. He wasn't quite sure. Who the quarterback was on the first game that he started. He doesn't remember. That's insane that he didn't remember.

Who was the Titans quarterback he went against the first game he ever started in Washington? Mettenberg? No. No, that's what I thought. Jake Locker? No. But he wasn't quite sure. He had an idea. No, that's what I thought. Jake Locker? No. Ah. But he wasn't quite sure he had an idea, so he was going to call Taylor.

So he called Taylor, and it was like, your inbox message deletion system. Oh, that's hilarious. And then he realized he changed his own phone number to Taylor to make fake texts from Taylor. So Will Compton didn't know the Will Compton question, so called himself. Still couldn't get it right, and Glennie Balls knew it. That's amazing. What was the answer? Will's was like, oh, we call him Flipboard Jesus. Whitehurst.

Charlie Whitehurst. Oh, jeez. Damn. I wouldn't have gotten that. Glennie had that off the rip. Glenn VP. Look at his whole crew coming by. I think it's a hardcore band.

Got to be. It must be. Those got to be combat dudes, right? Those are... That's how guys look at us. Oh, really? I thought that was big-ass dudes. They're looking at us.

Yeah, they're scared. They're looking at us. They whip ass. I saw a video of a hardcore band, a dude roundhouse kicking somebody that just ran on stage. It's like the perfect, slowest roundhouse kick fucking demolished him.

I bet these guys could whip ass. Hardcore concert venues are hilarious too because the hardcore community is usually straight edge. Oh. So they can have concerts anywhere.

They don't have to have any booze laws. Yeah. That's why they're like Denny's, right? Yeah. What is it? We're about to...

What the fuck is up, Denny's? What the fuck is up, Denny's? I saw one guy go off because the stench was so unbearable. Oh yeah. Dude, I can't keep singing if you guys smell this bad.

You guys smell too bad, I can't sing. These guys work out to fight their fans. Yeah. Like that's the only reason this dude's jacked. He's probably beating

his fans' asses or something. Oh yeah. Also just all around big. Is it a Cody? Yeah, that's what I mean. He's like, he's got a big back. Shit.

Like everything. I thought it was I've seen? Big back. Shit. Like everything. I thought it was Joey Camasta from the back. That's a nice compliment for Joey. Yeah. Cool shoes. Cool everything.

I think I saw a co-heating Cambria shirt but I don't know. I think that's a band King Nine. Oh, King Nine. Death Grind. It's fucking sick.

Robbie's so plugged into the music world. Plugged. He just knows so much music. He listens to so much music. He goes to so many concerts. He's such a good fan. He just likes a lot of things. He's positive.

Positive. He's not like, this person sucks. I don't like this fucking... He just likes lots of things, listens to lots of things. Great music fan. He did that blog a while ago about everyone's first album that they listened to. It was a good blog. He was doing a series that was like, he was trying to get it through on Spotify.

You would make a playlist and listen through the playlist with Robbie and talk over the songs. I did the pilot episode. It was sick, but he couldn't get the rights cleared or some shit. That sucks. Yeah, it's probably so hard. Just a fucking good idea. Great idea. Great idea.

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You can get them at the bar, too. Let's not forget. Just walk up to the bar and say, hey, can I get a high noon? What flavor do you want? Any of them because they all taste good. Get a bucket. A bucket of nooners is a package. It's the table cakes of alcohol.

Yeah. It's also great when I go to a bar and there'll be high noons and maybe they don't have peach. I'll be like, all right, give me something else. They'll be like, oh, this is a flavor I've been sleeping on. Yes. The passion fruit I've been sleeping on. I had some of those two days ago, and incredible. Yeah, black cherry I sleep on.

Somebody's lemon season for me. Oh. Oh, refreshing. Nice. That is refreshing. Not yet. Oh, okay. What are you waiting for?

Will you let us know? All right. What is like a spring food? Oh, it's like chicken salad. Yeah. It's a good call. You ever been to the Chicken Salad Chick down south, that chain restaurant? Oh, it's like chicken salad. Yeah. It's a good call. You ever been to the Chicken Salad Chick down south? That chain restaurant?

Oh, man. They're like a Tennessee stuff. Yes, I saw the one in Louisiana. They are so fucking good. You're like, no, chicken salad. If you ever have a chance to go to one. Waldorf? What are we talking?

Nuts? Grapes? They have like six different kinds of chicken salad. Oh, you gotta go grapes. Quit eyeing physique, dude. Yeah. There's good physiques out there. Sass, by the way, is moving today, and he's said, I've heard him mutter like three different

times. I don't really have that much stuff. It's not going to take that long. What do you think? Just every person who's ever moved. All I have is clothes. I think I'll have one box of things that aren't clothes. Trash bag, your clothes.

What about your dishes? I don't have dishes. You don't have dishes? No. You have a microwave? No. Television? My television's the size of a monitor.

You need a new chair? Chair? Bed? The bed is the only thing. I don't have a chair. But I really think that Sask could put all of his belongings in the middle of his bed and then fold up his sheet and put it on the end of a stick. Stick, yeah.

I'm out of here, boys. Like a hobo. I don't know how I'm going to move my bed. I think I'll be able to move my mattress. Is that possible to do by yourself? No. It's kind of tough. Kind of tough.

You have like a single bed. Do you have a single bed? No. I have a double. Oh. Full. Let's upgrade you. Like a single bed. Let. I have a double. Oh. Full. Let's upgrade you. Like a single bed.

Let's upgrade you. King. Meh. I wouldn't fit in the apartment. But what if I got a mattress bag? Can I just take that and just drag it? Yeah, yeah. How big is a California king?

I want one of those. Huge. Yeah, they're dudes. How many more inches than a regular king? I want to know. It's a lot. I've sewn. I think it's the same length.

We talk about this all the time. The width is more. That's what you need, though. The width is what you need. I think it's more length. Oh. Is that right? I think it's more length, the same width.

Oh, okay. I think the width is consistent. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. So it's, wait, it's four inches longer. So it's... Wait, it's... Wait, what? It's longer.

But it's not as wide? It's for tall dudes. Oh, then I'm just good with king. I like that. King's fine. Yeah, I always aspired to be a California king guy, but I don't think that's what I want. There's got to be bigger sizes too, right? There have to be.

Sleeping on a queen in a full... They need better names for them like the big bottles of champagne yeah never seen the names agnum the nebuchadnezzar oh there's like fucking sweet ass names for the bigger the champagne bottle gets you might have to just get custom dictator there might be dictator dictator dict. What's the smallest bed you could sleep on? The size of your body, exactly. You want one? Yeah, I want one. I think so.

Caught? Yeah, probably caught. Like an ironing board? You think you could sleep on an ironing board? Yeah. I sleep on, when my son decides not to sleep, I sleep on a single on the floor. Oh, okay. That sucks.

Why, has he got a trundle? No, it's just like a little mattress. Okay, that does suck. I sleep on a queen, and depending on my mood in the day, it dictates which way I go. Oh, yeah. You can just pick which direction.

Yep, mix it up, yeah. Have you ever guys slept, tried sleeping upside down? Uh-uh. Like suspended? Your head towards the other end of the bed? Oh, no, no. That'll give me nightmares.

Can't do it. You know what actually is the peak of luxury is queen bunk beds. I've never seen that. There ain't no way. You've never seen that? Where? I've only seen queen on the bottom. Queen bottoms.

If you rent like an Airbnb that like, you know, like sometimes you'll rent an Airbnb for like a bachelor party. Yeah. It will be four bedrooms, sleeps 25. Ah. It'll just be a room of bunk beds. Okay. Queen bunk beds.

Oh. Awesome. I've seen queen on the bottom. Do they have like queen race car bunk beds? I don't know, but the queen bunk bed, if you have a queen bunk bed, the bottom bunk bed, you feel like you're in like a cave. Yeah. Because it fully covers the top.

Awesome. I like that. Triple. Yeah. Because it fully covers the top. Awesome. I like that. Triple. Whoa. That doesn't look strong enough to be supporting three beds. Oh. Dang. It is funny, though, like renting one of those houses.

They're like, yeah, it's two bedrooms, sleeps 48. Yeah. You're like, huh? How is that possible? Our house in Arizona was like that. That was like your place in the two bedrooms, sleeps 48. Yeah. You're like, huh? How is that possible? Our house in Arizona was like that. That was like your place in the Hamptons. Yeah. Yeah.

There was a shitload of rooms everywhere. Yeah. Shorehouses. Shorehouses are all about that. But it is fun to have a rainy day down the shore, and someone's on the queen bunk bed, and you're just watching TV. Just don't get up. Yeah.

It's a fun day. You'll get a late lunch, and then get back in TV. Just don't get up. Yeah. It's a fun day. You'll get like a late lunch and then get back in bed. Italian hoagies or something like that. Then go back, take a little nap. That might be a spring food.

Italian hoagies. Yeah, nice hoagie. I'd love a day to just lay in bed. Like a summer, no, that's a summer thing.

Like Bruno Mars was talking about. Yeah. What'd he say? Today I don't feel like doing anything. You really, so you just don't get that ever because do you say? Today I don't feel like doing anything. You really, so you just don't get that ever because you have kids? Ever.

That sucks. That's all I'm going to do tomorrow. Actually, that's not true. I have a bunch of shit to do. Sunday, I'm not going to get out of bed. I'm jealous, dude. Yeah. And then I don't.

Like what I used to have, like in my 20s, when I used to have a hangover and be like, well, I'll just sleep it off. If you look at your phone, it's like you walked seven steps today. Just sleep until I feel better. It might be a day. It might be two days. Yeah. Damn.

What? Damn. Water? I didn't want to disrupt. Silence. TJ, did Connor get us our stats? Yes. Okay, so let's take a look.

He texted me and che said this is the average number of beers each person drank in the first two case races unofficial what are the stats for we're getting the stats to figure out the team so nick bangold can't attend correct he's in an undisclosed location on spring break the other thing I was thinking about We could do Personal case rates Twelve each That might get out of control Yeah that could be That might get messy

I'm really like I know I say it every single time But I'm really trying to not get super No but I think we should just do I mean Shane can't come Nick can't come Let's just have a good old fashioned With the Yeah Not very competitive Yeah just do, I mean, Shane can't come, Nick can't come. Let's just have a good old-fashioned with the group.

Yeah, not very competitive. Yeah, just have fun. I would love if it was singles, because then I wouldn't be fucking peer-pressured by you to get fucked up. I would peer-pressure you. No, you wouldn't be able to. Yeah, I would. What if we did singles based on these numbers?

So you drink a different amount based on... Oh, jeez. So I have to drink 12 and a half? Yeah. Roan has to drink 10? Yeah, we could do it. There's no way. People putting smut on my name saying...

There is no way that Roan's is 10. People saying I drank... No, not at all. Dude, you drank three beers the first 2K race. That's not true at all. Oh, that is insane. I'm tired of this fucking... That is insane.

This smut being put on my name, dude. 10 for Roan. What are you talking about? I'm the one who... No way. What are you talking about? How could I not have? I thought I had like seven.

I'm the one who'd be worst off, and I think I'd be down for it. Just give it a try. Oh, that's sad. Yeah, you had four and a half. I thought I had so much more than that. You could have drove home. I could have. What the hell?

I kept drinking after, though, for what it's worth. Yeah. So if we did it based off this, it would be me and KB, Ronan, Zha, TJ, and Steven, and Nick and Sass. Oh, God. I mean, those seem like fairish teams. Yeah. I got to fly the next morning.

Same. I'm almost flying the day after. It makes me really not care if the plane crashes. Yeah. It's really miserable, yeah. I've been hungover on a plane to where I'm just like, it would be almost the better option. Merciful.

I remember after the last one, I didn't get up for the whole day. And I woke up the next day after I looked at my phone and I just had an eyeliner still on. Yeah, that stuff's so hard to get off. You need to get makeup wipes or a makeup remover. If we want to wait for

Mangold, we could do it another day. I gotta do it that day. I got to do it that day. I got a really crazy April. Okay. We already put out that cool graphic of you looking out the closet door. Did you see that? No.

Is there any other person that we could have in here to, you know what I mean? Like Biz and Whit. One more, we can do teams of three. Just like one. Wait. They might actually be here. Yeah. They like biz and wit. Yeah, one more. We can do teams of three. Just like one. Wait. They might actually be here.

Yeah. They wanted to do it. Oh, shit. Because we have that game on that Saturday. Yes. That would escalate things. Biz is sober. Real quick.

Biz is sober? Yeah. Oh, okay. What? I think for like seven weeks. Oh. That's what he told me. Oh, so he's not sober.

Yeah. You can always bounce back From seven Push him off the wagon Yeah Or get on the wagon It's horrifying Oh god Hilarious

That's a good call Oh man That's I think I gotta bring back The Ultimate Warrior face paint That was the best I like Sad Clown Sad Clown was also great

Alright we got Biz and Witt. I'll see if Biz and Witt can do it. Because they are in town because we have the NYPD-FDNY game on Saturday. That would be fun. That would be very fun. Those guys are certified fucking clowns. Goons. One is fuck.

Those are just classic fucks. You really give it to them. You really give it to professional athletes. They can take it. You know? You only give it to the ones you love, you know? Maybe we do, if they're in, maybe we just do like a draft and we just do like captains.

The top drinkers as captains and they get to pick someone from the other group. Yeah. What was that list again? It would be like me, Biz, Wit, Roan. I'll be captains. Maybe TJ too. Roan is a...

I'm going to go back myself and fact check that. There's just no way. Why? There's no way. Why There's just no way. Why? There's no way. Why? There's no way. Why not? There just isn't.

Why? There isn't. But give me some reasoning. I mean, on the one with Shane, didn't Shane drink 16 beers? He drank 21 beers. Yeah, he drank 22 and a half beers. And Rone had a sip. I had a thimble that I was just sipping from with my pinky up.

Not even a regular size thimble. From a Monopoly board. So if he had 16. Is this like pre-planned? Are you guys doing this to fuck with me? No. If he had 16, that means I had eight. And so that means if I had 12 in another one, it would average to 10.

12 in another one. You're lost, brother. Where's the other one that you had 12 in? EJ, do me a favor. Pull up that video of Cutter real quick. Soggy trash can. That trash was damp. What video?

No, I was just joking. What? I was saying pull up that video of Cutter real quick. We'll have that debate. Is that fake video? Yeah. Gaslighting me, bro. Let's watch this video.

Should we play salad bowl? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What do we need? Paper and pen. You didn't really plan. Steven, can you get us paper and pen? We need a salad bowl.

You can't plan anything. Oh, Che has a salad bowl, too, every day. There's a dog. Hell, yeah. Do you have sketch drawings of you guys no whoa me or chay i think that's key oh that's female chay brandon his wife oh nice um brandon's fatter and so are the titties. That's sick. That's really impressive. Holy shit. Yeah, that's super cool.

I want one now. You do more? I think I can do this. Thank you, Stoolie Memes. I just followed them. I might be woke to it. Do you take like a magnet stylus to it? Or do you use the... Oh, you bastard.

You probably do. How did you do that, Nick? You can kind of tell. Nobody can get that round. How did you do that? No? You can kind of tell. Nobody can get that round. Why did you do that? No, I was just playing. Yeah. I saw him do it regular style.

The magic's gone. Piero Menor responded to our clip of him. If he did it with a stylus, those suck, if we're being fully honest. Oh, yeah. If he did it with a pen, that was like a child drawing. Yeah. Oh, no. If you did that with a stylus, you better be a little boy.

I'm kidding. Apparently, Jeff Deloitte told me the biggest foot golf course in America is in North Jersey. Huh. Wow. People were tweeting saying it's actually a good time. I believe it. I don't know.

Football? Foot golf. Golf. Golf. I mean, yeah. You didn't watch the Yak yesterday? No.

I was too busy. Sleeping? I was too busy preparing to move stuff. Right. You had to rest up. Got a long night.

Got to be still moving at 3 a.m. Really? No. It's going to take me like an hour. Are you sleeping? No, buddy. Are you going to sleep in that apartment tonight?

We'll see. That's exciting. I might have to leave my PlayStation and then just come back and play PlayStation at my current apartment. Oh, because of no internet? No, I should have internet. If I can set it up. I got it. I got the best package.

Really unnecessary. Really? Fast as fuck? It says it can connect 25 devices streaming at once. I think it's for like an office.

I don't know why I got it. I don't know. It was like 10 bucks extra. Okay, good. It's gonna be sick, man. I'm excited for your new apartment. Thank you. A little TV on the wall.

No stylus from Stoolie Memes. Really? No stylus. That's impressive. And that is very impressive. For him. Do we each just need one piece? Of paper?

Yeah, that should be fine. You got to rip off charades. Oh, okay. That's fine. Dude, this amateur at the Masters is fucking killing it. It's minus eight. Riggs? Sam Bennett.

Riggs is a little preoccupied. Yeah, that was a nice photo. Is he mad? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I forget the rules. Here you go, Sass.

Thank you, brother. Wait, that's not real, is it? Yeah. It is? Oh, that's an actual article? Yes. That's amazing. Yeah.

Yeah. Is there anything untrue in that? No. No? No. He just had that towel on him? It did look stiff. Yeah, he starched it.

Wrinkles. It was like the tablets that Moses got the tanker. Paige, I shattered your towel. Like a picture of like, what are the jeans that just stand up straight? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your Paige towel. Just mount it on the ground. Just stick it like a stake into the ground.

Like a gravestone. It's like a flag on the ground. Just stick it like a stake into the ground. Like a gravestone. It's like a flag on the moon. Oh, fucking Riggs. Riggs lives the life. One Direction loves him. Paige loves him. Paige is the most powerful fucking weapon in the golf world. She's the greatest club in your bag.

Kyle, explain. Stop avoiding this. This is one of those things where the Yaklisters probably think we're doing a bit, but we're not. Oh, no. I'm watching him look it up. Every player, you write three to five clues on individual slips of paper.

So write rip-offs. What are the clues? What are the clues? Just anything that can be acted out. Okay. Nothing impossible. So it has to be a verb. No.

It could be a person. It can be an action, a phrase. A building. It could be anything. Yeah, a building. Actually, yeah, fuck it. It's got to be a building. So we're doing five descriptors of the

you can't use three to five what you use words so for the first round is when you can't use words okay it's just straight charades

so what does that mean it has to be pictures when you're acting it out when you're trying to get are we acting out our own words Okay. It's just straight charades. So what does that mean? It has to be pictures? When you're acting it out, when you're trying to get people to guess. Are we acting out our own words or someone else's? We're going to put them all in a bowl. But the clues can be pictures, or the clues can be words. Clues are words. Don't draw a picture.

But right now, we're just writing what our word is and putting it in the bowl, right? Yeah. Okay. You have more than, right? Yeah. Okay. More than one word? Yeah. Five. Or three. It could be three to five.

Oh, wait. How many? On one. Three to five. You could put four. Jeez. And are we using shapes, letters? I'm so dumb.

I'm sorry. What am I doing specifically? I have no idea. Write five things that could be charaded. On different slips of paper. Yes. Oh, so they're not all one. Oh, I'm not describing five.

Okay. Yeah, I thought we were using five slips to describe one thing. Yeah, so did I. Okay. No, five different things. No, five, yeah, five different things. Five different things. I did four.

You know, you got to do it on separate slips. I'm going to rip them. I just want to make sure you're following the rules. All right, so TJ, should we turn off these TVs so the Yak listeners can see? Would that be funnier? I think so. Sure. So we turn off these TVs so you pick something out and then you show it to the booth so they can write it on the screen.

So you're just writing down, like, a thing. Yeah. Correct? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I want to make sure I don't you come in here and play? You'd be good at this game. Sit down in here.

Yeah. Nothing like us just all writing. Yeah. Shout out to the podcast listeners. And go get something from the Barstool store. Damn it. I just ripped through my freaking words. Dude, the podcast listeners are...

There's a lot of them. There's so many. Are we 40%? It's 30%, I think, with the numbers. That's so many. 30%. Don't let that listen. Yeah.

But the Yak has some great items in the Barstool store, especially with the original paperweight. You've got to get that paperweight. It is timeless. We've got a limited supply left, so get them before they're gone. I also love those Yak trucker hats. It's a beige one. It is timeless. We've got a limited supply left, so get them before they're gone. I also love those Yak trucker hats. It's a beige one, and it's a nice neutral color that goes with anything.

You've probably seen Nick wearing it, and if Nick wears it, you know it's good. And, of course, our Yak skeleton shirt. Come on, classic tie-dye summertime. Kyle asked, what's a summertime food? Well, that's a summertime fit. Food for thought right there. Spring, spring, but yeah, yeah, yeah. TJ, what's the... Sorry, bro. Does the chat not want us to show the name?

I'm having a hard time. I don't know why. I'm having a hard time picking things. Look around. Okay. Put up a poll, TJ, whether the chat wants to see what we're doing or they want to guess too.

I'll have you guys show it. And then if you don't want to know what it is, don't look. And then you can guess along at home. Oh, so it's a team game. Players split into two even teams. Round one, 45 seconds on the clock. One player attempts to get their team to guess as many of the clues as they can. Oh, by speaking in the first round.

You can speak in the first round without using any words on the slip of paper. I think actually the people should guess at home, so maybe we can put the TVs back on. Let's not show it. They can play as well. So this is just strange. Zah, we need you here too because we're going to need teams of two. No, no, teams of four.

He said two teams. Everybody's split into two teams, correct, KB? Yes, two teams. So need teams of two. No, no, teams of four. He said two teams. Everybody's split into two teams, correct, KB? Yes, two teams. So two teams of four. So we still need Zaha. We still need Zaha. Okay. There's two teams of four.

Is this just charades? No, the first round you speak, the first round you can speak, use words. The second round is just charades. And you can speak, use words. The second round is just charades. And you can't. You already know some of the options, so it's easier to guess. And then the third round is you have to act it out under a sheet. Ooh.

Or you can only use your hands. I'm going to fuck this up somehow. All right, so are we just going to split it down the middle? Yeah. All right, so Zah, Kate, Nick, and Che versus me, KB, Ronan, and Sass. I love that. Zah is obviously going to be the best at charading. Zah, do you want to write down some words?

And just pull that chair up and just lower the mic right there. I love salad bowl, dude. It's so much fun. I need one more thing. I still don't know what Alex did. What the fuck do you mean you don't know what to do? I love salad bowl, dude. It's so much fun. I need one more thing. I don't know what to do. I still don't know what else to do. What the fuck do you mean you don't know what to do? Just do like a fucking cat.

Okay. How have you crossed out so many things? He realized they weren't things. They're just letters jumbled together. Oh, this is never a thing. I'm like writing the thing. I have scenarios. All mineumbled together. Oh, this is never a thing. I'm like writing scenarios down. Five. I have scenarios.

All mine are scenarios. Yeah, mine are one. Yeah, actually, all mine are two. Oh, okay. Wait, scenarios? Yeah. Wait, scenarios? We're very much overthinking.

You're fine. You're fine, Kate. Whatever you put down is going to be fine. Okay, sorry. Anything that can be charaded, right? Yes, exactly. Anything that could be charaded, right? Yes, exactly. Anything that can be charaded. And is there a time limit, KB?

Yeah, 45 seconds. You can do a minute. All right, let's do a minute. Let's do a minute. All right. Okay, where do we put these? Oh, do people want to see the clues? This high noon case. We'll use this high noon case for people to go. Oh, okay. You to see the clues? It's a high noon case.

We'll use this high noon case for people to go. Oh, okay. You know what, TJ? You could just show the clue into the camera. We could show the clue into the camera. That way, if people don't want to see it, they'll only see it for one second. That's to both worlds, right? Yeah, so should I turn this TV off or no?

Or you guys just want to look? We just want to look. Oh, yeah, turn the TV off. Turn the TV off. Turn the TV off. Yeah, that will be. Is everybody out there? My bad.

All right, so when you come, when you're about to act something out, you just show the clue into the camera very quickly. People who are watching at home, just don't watch that part. If you want to guess, people who want to know what we're acting out, you can watch that part. Okay, I have varying degrees of difficulty and i feel okay with that okay i'm gonna fold i'm gonna fold sorry i'm gonna fold oh really nobody folded oh okay geez here okay just fold them all go in there and fold them all just crinkle them.

Okay. How are you thinking? I hope I... Half three. I just can't wait to see what's going on. You have three or one of them cat?

That is not on there, but I might put cat on there now. I already forget what mine are. It's good. Okay. And you know I love it

when you wear the bison dick shirt. Oh, yeah. Tiddly-lid. It's good. Okay. And you know I love it when you wear the bison dick shirt. Oh, yeah. Tiddly-lid. Tiddly-loop. Coochie-coo. I got one. Man, I never say coochie-coo enough when I tickle.

I'm a silent tickler. Not anymore. Five, yeah. I did four, yeah. Oh, I did five. I did four as well. You did way less than four. Motherfucker. I did six.

You son of a bitch. I did six. Holy shit. So basically, we all go on our team. One minute. We try to get people to guess. The hardest part about this is just play trade. Figuring out how to play salad.

So one person from one team goes, and then another person from another team goes. Back and forth, back and forth, and you keep track of how many you get. Do you guys want our team to go first? Of course, yes. What are the teams? It's split right down the middle.

Oh, perfect. Okay. Easy. Okay, so who on our team is going first? Sass. Sass. Sass. What, me?

You have to. Get things out of here. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Sass, you don't want to ruin the game. Sass, you have to show it in the camera when you pick it out before you act it out. Okay. Just quickly.

So people who want to know can know. People who don't want to know, don't look for that one moment. TJ, you got to put a minute on the clock. And then you're going to. And he just keeps picking? Do I show my team? He keeps picking to see how many he can get. You don't show us.

No, you don't show us. What's the point of having a team? Because you're explaining it to us. Us. We're the ones picking. So check it out. Say if you pulled out a thing that said like tiger but it's not charades it's verbal so you say you pulled out something that said tiger you'd be like animal has stripes and we'd be like tiger

you'd be like yes that's one and then the next thing you pull out is like uh walking sitting on a dock or like i don't know fucking like all right i'm pulling All right, so start the clock. We're starting the clock. You've got to be ready to pull multiple. Why am I pulling multiple? Because you have to do as many as you can in one minute. Oh, so should I grab a handful? No, no, no. Grab one. Just be ready to reach in there again.

This is basically the non-electronic version of heads up. Except you could talk. Yeah. Ready. Yeah, yeah. Show the camera. There's a camera across from you. Except you could talk. Yeah. Ready. Yeah, yeah. Show the camera. There's a camera across from you. You can stay seated.

All right. I can't see it at all. Oh, okay. All right, well, we won't do that. We won't do the camera. Just stay seated. Stay seated. Put the TVs back on. You're talking.

You're just talking. Put the TVs back on. Oh, my God. What the hell is this? Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. Sorry. Here we go. Here we go. Come on. This would be easier with shades. You want me to go first? Oh, I God. What the hell is this? Yeah, yeah. All right. Here we go. Sorry. Here we go.

Here we go. Come on. This would be easier with shades. You want me to go first? No, I'm first. I'm first. Do you have to get the exact, like, words? Yes, I know as much as you guys.

That was a mistake by me. Yes, you have to get the words. Because mine are so specific. Oh, this is going to be a nightmare. Okay, all right. But I can't say what it is. You can describe it. Describe it. All right, ready? Here we go. Okay, ready right. But I can't say what it is. You can describe it. Describe it.

All right, ready? Here we go. Okay, ready? All right, wait. Three, two, one, go. A lot of people will be doing this today since Sunday for the next couple of days. Brooks Koepka is in it.

The Masters. Watching golf. Watching the Masters. He is sitting at the end of the hole that he is putting on. The 19th green. Cool. That's going to be a tough one. Tell us if we're getting close, bro.

We're getting close. I can't fucking communicate with that. I can't tell you that. Describe what's on the. He is. He's. Like a golf commentary? He's kneeling down and he's.

Reading a putt. Reading a putt. Assessing his putt. Close. Close. Reading a putt. Reading a putt. Assessing his putt. Close. Close. Reading a putt. In a line. It's pretty much exactly what you said.

Golf terminology. It's pretty much exactly what you said. What is golf terminology? This is my clue. And he's looking. He's looking. All right. So get another one.

He said it's fine. Pass. Pass. It was fine. He said it was fine. He put it in your pocket. Don't put it in your pocket. It was measuring a putt.

And you guys. You guys said it had to be. Say like measuring a putt. And you guys go another way. You guys said it had to be the putt. Say like ruler, ruler, inches, ruler. It had to be the exact answer. All right, we got one. It had to be the exact answer. All right, put a pile of the, put the pile next to.

That ain't no pile, brother. All right, who's up next? Can he go now? Okay. Zah, Zah, yeah. All right, one, nothing us. We got a lead. All right, boys. We got a lead. All right, who's up next? Can he go now? Okay. Zah, Zah. Yeah. All right, 1-0 us. We got a lead. All right, boys.

We got a lead. All right. Do you want me to hold the box up for you? No, you don't have to show it. You don't have to show it. You don't have to show it. I'll be ready for you to grab another if you need to. Okay, tell us when the clock is ready.

Don't start yet until the clock. Hold on. Three, two, one, go. All right. I mean, Casey's doing this. Breastfeeding. There we go. Oh, shit, Sam.

Fuck. That was obviously when I caged her. What the fuck? What the fuck? All right. So we talked about doing this. We talked about doing this during the case race, one of the games that we were going to.

Ocean Roulette. So, yes. Yes, that's part of it. Basketball hoop. Let me pop a shot. So, but it would be a typical punishment. It's – This is so hard.

Let's take it one word at a time. What's the first word? So, it's that activity that we talked about. Building a basket. Pop a shot. No, what Chad said. Building a basketball hoop. What Chad said.

Jenga. Yes. Eating a Jenga block. Playing Jenga but secretly eating the block that you pull. Bingo. That was yours. No. Two-one. Time's up, but secretly eating the block that you pull. Bingle. That was yours. No. 2-1.

Time's up. Time's up. Put it back in. Oh, yeah. Back in. Oh, man. I thought this was just an acting out game. This is hard.

This is hard. Acting out is going to be very hard. Yeah. I think acting out is. You have to remember. We already know it's playing a Jenga game where you already pulled it. We remember that for the next time in case

one of us gets that. We put it all back in. That's the salad bowl. I like salad bowl. I fucking love salad bowl. I love this game. That's the salad bowl. I'm ready.

Come on, Rowan. Let's lock salad bowl. I'm ready. Yeah. All right. Come on, Rowan. Let's lock in. We're locked in. You guys ready? Yeah. Let's go.

All right. Three, two, one, go. All right. I'm going to take another one. Locked in. A country in Asia. China. But the full name of it.

People's Republic of China. Tass, how are you going to act that one out, bud? Preventing a youth from... Smoking. Truth. So what's a different word for preventing? No, no, no. What's a different word for preventing? No, no, no. What's a different word for preventing?

Banning. Prohibiting. Stopping. What's a different word for youth? Stop kids. Euthanasia. So stopping is right. Stopping a, what's a different word for kids?

Children. Stopping a child. Stopping a child. Stopping a child from smoking weed. Yeah. Stop from smoking a cigarette. Stopping a child. Stopping a child from smoking weed. Yeah. From smoking a cigarette. One more. Yells about the Mets. Frank Fleming.

Ah, 3-1. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yes. Wait, did we get three there? Yeah. It was 4-1.

No, 4-2? Oh, yeah, you got the Jacob. Nick has the most ridiculous. I can tell which one's a Nick. Yeah. Okay. Ready, go. The first word, say something hits your windshield.

Splat. Bladders. No, it... Explode. The glass goes everywhere. Shatter. So, add an ending to that. Shattering.

Yes, that's the first word. And the second is something that Riggs did. What was he holding? Shattering your... Telling Paige Sporanek you shattered her towel. First word is the one I said. Shattering your Paige Sporanek You shattered her towel First word Is the one I said Chattering your Paige Sporanek towel

Yes that's correct Um Two It works here Huge ass And loafers Oh Julia Oh Blatman

Full name David Blatman Okay Um Three Um Oh she got her kids Into their universities

In a very shady way. Lori Loughlin. And it was the – she was doing it. It was called the – Lori Loughlin, you said her name. The Lori Loughlin. What's another word for university? College scandal. College scandal.

College what scandal? Admissions. Admissions scandal. Full name. Lori Loughlin college admissions scandal. Okay. Sorry. Game shooter.

He said it. I said it before. What. Sorry. Game, shoot. Squirrel. He said it. I said it before. What did you say? Basketball. Basketball. I said it really quick. That's wrong.

I didn't want to do this. I didn't want to do this, but Roan's hint for cigarette was him saying cigarette. Yeah, it was. Dick. Get him. All right, fine. Five-three. That didn't count, though. Okay.

Because that was not the right answer. You're right. I know what the right answer is. I know what it is. My hint for cigarette. It was going like this. Why did we just go down a point? Because you yelled out?

He yelled out cigarette. No, it's fine. No, no, no. That's fine. We did a hand motion. Did you get two there? I just was angry and I lashed out. Yeah.

And I'll do it again. All right. He gets angry. Put him in a corner. We don't want, unlike the dozen, we're not having cheating scandals in this. No. All right. Are you ready? All right. We don't want, unlike the dozen, we're not having cheating scandals in this. No. All right, ready?

We can emotionally cheat. Yes. Only if you tweet a thread about it after. He's going to start pounding off. All right. Three, two, one, go. The thing that crosses the water to Staten Island, I think. Arizona Bridge.

Damn. Wow. I wouldn. Arizona Bridge. Damn. I wouldn't have known what that was. Rapper who got shot a bunch of times. Check, check, sentacion. Poverty Glock. Pop Smoke. 50 Cent. Who survived, yes.

50 Cent. Nice. It's going to be a cat. I don't know who that is. Justin Trudeau, what was his position was Prime Minister of Canada Someone who can't hear They don't have their upper extremities A deaf paraplegic

Deaf quadriplegic They don't have any of the upper limbs Stump Yes What's a different word Invalid? The upper limbs. A stump? So a... Yes. F. What's a different word? Color. I don't know.

What's a different word for... You don't have your... What are your upper limbs? Amputee. Deaf amputee. Deaf armless. Arms. Deaf no arms.

It's a deaf person with no arms. Ah. We didn't get it. We didn't get that. It's three. It's going to be a tough one. Who is the asshole who put that? Put that in the middle. He's going to be a tough one. Who is the asshole who put that? Put that in the middle.

He's going to be fucking standing there. Alright, here we go. We got work to do. Okay. Three, two, one. This show when it gets metal. Scorpion. Scorpion.

I don't know who Scorpion. Okay. I don't know who this is. Okay. A smart ape. Monkey? Gorilla? No, no. It will rip your face off.

Ape? Gorilla? Silverback. No, no, no. It will rip your face off. And Penzi? Yes. Same guy, I don't know. Shit.

The Steven Sewellberg movie with the glowing finger, yes, but he was out under UV rays too long and now he's red. Sunburnt E.T.? Bizarre? This show here gets a lot of controversy For very

Oh Nice This is a fun game It's a pooch That didn't It pinched too early A four Good job. Nice.

We got work to do, boys. You got to put them back in. Uh-oh. You got to put them there. Yeah, you put them on there. All right. Are you guys ready? Ready.

I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I can get the game. I'm going to pass on anything that I don't think. Yeah, immediately. Pass, pass. All right. How many are left in there?

A lot? Can't be. A good amount. Oh, really? Well, if we all did four or five i did six yeah let's get a lead let's get four let's get five all right here we go oh let's get okay someone count me down five four three two one uh oh no this is my own clue all, go, go, give it Oh, okay The person, the comedian in the room

It's Their favorite video Online I got shot by a burger I got shot by a car You knew immediately Oh god Fuck

Passing, passing, passing Damn it 30 seconds, let's go You knew immediately. Oh, God. Uh, fuck. No, I'm passing, passing, passing. Damn it. 30 seconds, let's go. This is, oh, Stu Feiner carries this around in his back pocket all the time. He has it out. Weed. No.

Is it a gun? It's to clean things up. A rag, a cum rag. Cum towel. Yes. Back pocket. Oh, I don't know what that is. Fuck. It's you brought these guys to Barstool.

Gilly and Wallo. Gilly and Wallo. Billion dollars for the game. Wallo and Gilly kissing. Yes. Yes. Oh, he's a diver. Gay diver.

Greg Louganis. Is that the guy you guys didn't know? Greg Louganis? I don't know who that is. He's a gay diver. Gay diver. Greg Louganis. Is that the guy you guys didn't know? Greg Louganis? I don't know who that is. He's a gay diver. Gay diver? He's a gay diver. He, like, you're going to have to be way more specific.

I think he had AIDS. You might not have got that in time. No, we didn't get that. You didn't get Greg Louganis? No. No, we didn't. We don't want your freaking handouts. All right, so we need them to get a zero.

Well, I mean, we go until the box is empty. Oh, I like that. Because then you need all of them for the second. You need to herd everything for the second. Second round is charades. Third round is you can say one word. Oh, fuck. I like this.

Charades is acting out, right? Do you guys have anything you have to do this afternoon? No. I'm going to do this afternoon? No. I'm going to play this forever. Nothing. I've got to film something. No, no, no, no. What do you got to film?

A sketch. Wait, hold on. I have another one in here. All right. Ready? Steven? Yeah, one sec. Good?

It's sad to know how to play the first round. Yeah, that's true. Right. All right. All right. Three, that's true. Alright. 3, 2, 1. Go! Guy who normally sits here. Brandon Walker.

Worms. The stuff that pays for the show. Brandon Walker doing an ad raise. Oh! No! Oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! No! The stuff that pays for the show that we get. Brandon Walker doing an ad read. Yes. Oh. No. Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

No. Yes. Two more words. Brandon Walker doing a high-due ad read. H20. Brandon Walker drinking water while doing an ad read. No. No.

Keep the original thing. Brandon Walker doing an ad read for water. Yes. Correct. Oh, okay. Let's go, Sass. Keep them accountable. That guy. Rone.

Rone. Drinking. Rone drinking. On the event we have on Thursday. Rone drinking at the case race. Rone drinking at the case race. You said the, and I was in the clue. Don't let him do that. Yeah, he said the.

Can't be saying any words in the... Airplane. What? Blacked out. Jack Rubik's Cube. Fuck. Did you get that? I don't know.

Judges? No. I said it definitely after. Don't put that back in. He said the, though. No, don't put that back in. Did she put Rubik's Cube back in? No, no, because we know it already.

Yeah, we know it. All right, so can we pick who goes now? I think, Roan, you should go. All right, Sass, get it. Okay, all right, Sass. That's fine. You didn't have a lot of... You got one.

I didn't know how to play. Yeah, that's true. That's true. He didn't know how to play. He didn't know how to play. Now you know. All right, ready? Yeah.

We're locked. Give me a countdown. Three, two, one. Animal. An animal that we have in our houses. A cat. Yes. A dog with a little bit of poop in its butt.

Yes. Nice. Nice. I don't know who that is. Uh-oh. Kill yourself. Everyone kills themselves. Suicide.

You're in New York. Jumping off the vessel. Yes. Jesus Christ. Nice. You do a lot of drugs and you go into- A-hole. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, man. He's hitting the side. 30 seconds left. You got plenty of time. What the fuck? Gary Henry. No.

Oh, Roan guessed him when we were doing the name guessing thing. I'm at it. Yes. Keep going. 20 seconds. Let's go. Come on, Sash. You're on fire.

Get the lead. Push it. It's a game that we play for this show all the time. We played it at the Barstool opening. Jack basketball. Let's go, Sash. One more. Give us one more.

KB, you just said this one. Gary Henry. Go, Sash. One more, Sash. Oh, come on. All right, that's time. That's go, Sass. One more. Give us one more. KB, you just said this one. Thierry Henry. Go, Sass! One more, Sass! Oh, come on. Alright, that's time. That's time. That's time. That's time. Sass! It's all you. Sass! You just didn't know how to play the game the first time.

Do you want me to hold the box again and then... Oh, no. Are we ready okay I've got a child here there's a couple running around we good all righty three two one it's it's the guy that's going to do the running for us. Mintzy. Running for us. He's going to get a guy to help him run. Mintzy's producer. Mintzy's pacer.

Run pacer. Fuck. Mintzy's race pacer. Uh-oh. Oh, my God. All right. Oh my god She's on political twitter She's a right wing political nut job Marjorie Taylor Greene Prop one

Sorry I'll pick that one up It's one of our teammates Who's very good at pleasing women Prop one. Sorry, I'll pick that one up. You're good. All right. It's one of our teammates who's very good at pleasing women down there. Steven Che eating pussy? Steven Che eating pussy. Yeah, okay. Here we go. It's a game that we...

Fuck. It's... It's not fast. Time. Time. Fuck. Put that one back in. You got a couple.

Oh, we took it easily. Close. We're only one behind. All right, so we have 29 clues on the box. What do you got going on the table? We all did random. I want to discard the rest. Oh, we all did random numbers.

Never mind. I'm an idiot. And there's what? There's like three more. Okay. The background music really adds to it. Makes me wish when I was playing games with my friends we just had. Alright. Ready? Yeah.

We get these three, we win this first round. Oh no. Come on. Ready? How many down? Three, two, one. Our co-worker who runs the race. Mincy pacing around and moaning.

Mincy pacing and moaning. There's boxes on the ground. It's a child's game, and you go from one to another jumping on one foot or two feet. Hopscotch. Yes. When you have several balls, you throw them in the air simultaneously.

Nuggling. Oh, nice. Am I the best in the world or what? All right, we got the lead. All right, Vivo. That's okay. I'll be sorry. That's okay.

We're not concerned. I've seen bigger comebacks. All right, so now we salad bowl them and we guess them all out. Salad bowl them and guess them all out. I love this game. This is acting out now? Yeah. No words. No words at all. This is fun because now you've got to try to remember.

Yeah. Yeah. I guess I stand where's the best place for us to stand when we do this? Like here? No, I want to face you guys. Yeah. Okay.

Tell me if someone counts me down. Three. Hold on, wait, wait. Can you maybe face that camera? Okay. Three, two, one. This is playing Jenga, but secretly eating the blocks you pull. That's a chimpanzee.

Chimp. Jeez. Because we're going to know them all now. Yeah. Familiar now. Kyle. KB. KB. People's Republic of China.

I think you were pointed to you, Che. Frank, the tank Oh Che eating pussy People's Republic of China Water Water drinking Oh Brandon Walker An ad read for water

Stop Stopping a child from smoking weed Brandon Walker didn't know an ad read for water. Stop. Stopping a child from smoking a cigarette. A child from smoking weed. Cigarette. Five, four, three, two, one. Dog with a little poop in its butt. Is that it? No.

I think we can play this. Now that we know how it works, you could do some ridiculous things in the first round. Yeah. Or you could write four things that are kind of similar in action. Yeah. Okay. Ready, KB? KB, don't worry about the cameras.

I'll count you down. Three, two, oneB? KB, don't worry about the cameras. I'll carry you down. Three, two, one. Uh-oh. What is that? Pinching. Coo-choo-coo-coo. TJ. No.

Oh, Gillian Waller kissing. 10X. Grant Cardone. Do a different one. Do a different one. Do a different one. Do a different one. You don't put it down.

Put it back in the box. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. Okay. Oh. Steven Chan eating pussy. People's Republic of China. People's Republic of China.

You got 30 seconds, KB. You got time. I have so much hate. Minty jogging. What's the Minty? Minty running around. Minty pacing around and moaning. All right. Nice. That's so much hate. Minty jogging. What's the Minty? Minty pacing around and moaning.

Airplane. Plenty of time. Plenty of time. The arms. The mute. The mute. Mute. Amputee.

Armless. Mute guy with the arms. F-armless man. It's time. It's time. Put it back in. Why were you sweating so much? Don't tell us because we don't want to give that many clues. Oh, man.

That's good. Thank you. I think we're all okay okay oh my god arm fuck Roan drinking fuck Roan drinking the case race

Okay 39 cents Cum towel Breaking your cum towel Riggs Shattering Shattering Riggs' cum towel Riggs

Peach Baranek Peach Baranek Shattering Peach Baranek's Fucking cum towel Fuck Cum towel Yes Shattering Peach Bar your next fucking countdown. Oh, fuck. Yeah, it's shattering pitch for your next countdown. Eating pussy.

Keep it safe. Poop in your butt. Running. Mice. Scorpion. Okay. Oh, that was what you were pitching me for. Yeah, yeah, Scorpion.

Peace. Zah. Peace. Oh, Nick's face. Time, time, time, time, time. Oh, shit. Nicely done. Like a scorpion.

Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, you did figure it out. Stretch it out. You got this. You got this. You got this. You have got this.

I'm so stupid. Okay. Don't you dare be down on yourself. You got to get at least two. Three, two, one, go. Breastfeeding. Very good. Very good.

Dog with a little bit of poop in his butt. Foo finders, come towel. Ass. David Blattman. Nail the walk. Drop it. 38 38 seconds you got time Opscotch Opscotch

Skip it skip it skip it Arizona Bridge I couldn't do a human bridge either A guy getting shot by a cop eating a hamburger My favorite video Sunburn Justin Trudeau A Prime Minister of Canada

The gay diver Let's go God damn it The gay diver. Gay diver. That's all right. Let's go. God damn it. I cleaned up in that round. No pressure, Jay. No pressure, Jay.

Dude, what a call on Verrazano Bridge. I tried to do a bridge. I was trying to do that on my arm. I can't act out a bridge. I don't know how to act out a bridge. I put my arm out like it was a bridge. That was incredible. That was a bridge. It's hard.

That's the one thing a man can't. I guess you could. I don't know what you would do. Going all fours? Yeah. Oh, man. You're good. They'll switch it around.

It's you. Okay. Ready? Are we? Go. Go. Go. Tossing a football? Yak basketball?

Roan. Roan playing yak basketball? What are you doing, Che? Roan throwing a football? Roan video games. Playing a video game. Roan playing a video game. Roan gaming? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah a video game. We're all gaming? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, goose egg.

He's putting up goose eggs. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Find it. Find it. One, Che. Give us one. Zero peace.

Fuck. You can't do it. Oh, no. Come on. A deaf person with no fucking arm. Rubik's Cube. Oh, he's hot. He's getting it.

Oh, damn. Damn, Che, you got shut out. One of these in here was not from before. What do you mean? Did somebody add a new one? Ain't no way. I was probably... No, there's...

Remember, there was a couple that, like... Didn't get guessed. Or got guessed at the last second, but, like, didn't count. Like something like that. Was it a hard one? Wait, is there a third round? This is just two rounds, right? Third, didn't count. Like, something like that. Was it a hard one? Wait, is there a third round? This is just two rounds, right? Third round is one word.

If we want to play a third round. Okay, I think we should play again with new clues. Because everyone knows how to do it now, which would be very funny. Yeah. All right, here we go. Let's finish off this dub, though. And then we're going to have to probably play best of three. All right, come on, Sass.

Go, Sassy. Sass. Go, Sassy. Sass. Salad Bowl. Not very good at this. No. Okay. You think he doesn't have confidence? Yeah.

Come tall. Come tall. Yep. He's one of the best here. 50 Cent. God damn, he is good. He is good. Gary Henry.

E.T. E.T. E.T. Sunburn E.T. You can skip it. John Madden? Me. Gary Henry.

Wallow and Gilly Kitten. What? Yeah, it's Wallow and Gilly Kitten. Son of a bitch. He didn't say a word. He didn't act. Child being stopped from smoking? Yeah, I do.

Roan. Wallow and Gilly kissing. Time. That's time. That's time. Put it back in. See, that's the one Che was trying to get us to guess, too. Shit.

No idea what it is. Roan. New games. Yeah. Sa yeah so do you want me to hold the performance no we're okay clinch it with like if we get like two more we clinch yeah okay we had the same thought though ready mad mad mad oh perfect Madden. John Madden. Perfect. Dog with a little bit of poop in its butt.

The goat at your age, bro. You can't fuck with him at your age. He actually shit, too. Marjorie Green Taylor. Marjorie Taylor Green. Marjorie Taylor Green. Right. I don't know who that is Fixing your hair

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I was cooking Putting Golfing Che it's yours Measuring a putt Measuring a put. Measuring a putt. Measuring a putt. Measuring a putt. Good call.

Nice, Che. It's hot. Basketball. Oh, shit. Nice. We're Lockland College Admissions, Kendall. Time. Time.

Put it back in. Thanks, huh? I think we should play the third round with one word. I think that's also very fun. Yeah. Well done, Za. Major comeback. Only down by one now.

It might be a new one. It's not getting there. It might be a phantom. What's the phantom, guys? Our little guys today have added a new one. Our little ghost pudding. More of an incubus. Yes.

Yep. Yes. Three, two, one. Wallow and Gilly kissing. Yep. It wouldn't just be a peck. K-hole. K-hole.

K-hole. Jumping off the vessel. Yes. The vessel. Juggling. Juggling, yeah. That's it. We won.

Girl, is it a woman Girl Is it a woman Woman Oh the Lori Loughlin Lori Loughlin College admission scandal Yes On yeah Damn it

Alright let's do the one word Okay God damn Alright we got this This is our specialty This is our specialty. This is tough, though, because they're going first. They could just rip through them.

Yeah, they could, especially because we know them well now. You got to all have strong performances and get too comfortable. One word obviously can't be one of the words on a card. One word. Wait, it can't be one of the words on the thing? Right. No way. Okay, so just one word.

Yeah. Can you act out two or no acting out? No acting. One single word. Names, like proper nouns? Last name? As long as it's not on the sheet. Any word.

Okay, ready? Go. Paraplegic. First with no arms. Yes. Shit. First with no arms Yes Um Shit Um Sup A mid-C Running with a pacer

Running with a pacer Running with a pacer Running with a pacer Yes Okay Um Truth Audrey Taylor

No Oh no Truth Preventing the kids From smoking Younger Yes What was that one Yeah I gotta get it Cigarettes C. Preventing the kids from smoking younger. Yes. What was that one? Cigarettes.

Cigarettes. Preventing a kid from smoking cigarettes? Yes. Okay. Jay. Oh, God, Kate. That fucked up. No, did you see her face?

What the hell was that face? He was being a cuckoo. No way. Okay, hold on. Semen. Comptown. Yes. Hut.

Pizza. Madden. John Madden. Hut. Football. Yeah, I know it. No gestures. Time.

Okay. Basketballs. Okay. All right, KB, you're up, it. No gestures. Time. Okay. Basketballs. Okay. All right, KB, you're up, brother. One word us. Come on, B. One word us. Come on, B.

It's the worst one for an impatient man like B. Come on, B. Come on, B. Got this, B. I'm going to get out the towels. Ready? Yeah. Golfer.

Paige Peranek cracking the cum towel of Paige Peranek. Chattering. Chattering Paige Peranek cum towel. Yes. I think I just said towel. Yeah. Alien. Sunburn.

Sunburn ET. Let's go, KP. Fool. Oh, God. Lori Loughlin collegeburn E.T. Let's go, KP. Fool. Oh, God. Lori Loughlin college admissions scandal. Adam. Roan drinking during the case race. Oh, that was the one that we thought.

Light work for Sass. You skip it. Skip it if you want. J. Aiding pussy. People's Republic of China it if you want. J. Hating pussy. People's Republic of China? Yeah. Oh.

That went back in. My bad. Sorry. Ottawa. Justin Trudeau. Prime Minister of Canada. Come on. Delta.

That was stupid. Airplane. Yeah. Oh, last one. Oh. Time, time, time. Time, time, time. Okay. Those don't go back in. Just cheating pussy?

No, it was just... People's Republic of China. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was just a... Don't put it back. I don't know how I... Yeah, I must have accident. All right, we got to...

Okay. We can clinch this. Okay. Okay, closes out, right? Can't get too hot. Closes out know how I, yeah, I must have accident. All right, we got to, one more and we can clinch this. Okay. Okay, closes out, right? Can't get too hot. Closes out strong. Clear eyes. Let's finish out the box.

Okay. Finish out the box. I like that. Okay. Ready? Sits. Brandon Walker doing a rad read for water. Crazy.

Marjorie Taylor Greene. Mets. Frank the Tank. Woo. Fucking. Woo hoo hoo. Rapper. 50 cents.

50 cents. Go through the time. Video. This is the... Okay. Idol. American Idol? Idol.

Henry Thrill. Titty. Breastfeeding. Hungry. Stephen Chaney to Percy. Breastfeeding. Hungry. Steven Chaney to pussy. Drugs. K-Hole.

Three. Insect. Two. Scorpion. One. Yeah! Tie game. Counts. Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.

All right, Big Cat, you got this. We're locked in. Sass. You shopped strong. Best, Sass. You got this, bro. You guys ready? Yep.

Come on, count me in. Five, four, three, two, one. Ass. David Blatton. That's a gimme. Statton. Ver Blatton. That's a gimme. Her days. Staten. Veriton Bridge.

Skip it. Nick. Skip it, skip it, skip it. Canine. A dog with a little bit of poop in his butt. Smooching. Ghillie and Wally kissing. Ghillie and Wally kissing.

Wally and Ghillie kissing. Masters. Spattering paint. Fast. A guy getting chawed eating a burger. I feel like I've done that one a lot Balls Yep Fuck

You're good Finish the box I could have done better on that last one, boys. Oh, brother. No looking, brother. I want to see how many are left. How many are left? I think more than six.

Like, not that many. Maybe ten. Okay, come on, team. My A game. Tight game. Yep. We're on the seesaw. Timer ready?

Always is. Hold on. Oh, yes. Ready. All right. One. All right. All right, that was the countdown.

Oh, I forgot you suck dick at this game. No, acting out part was rough. All right, one word. Five, four, three, two, one. Okay. Game. Yak basketball. Madden.

John Madden. John Madden. Hand down. Put it back. Put her back. Put the putt. Bennett. Mingo.

Mingo putt. Bennett. Mean Girl. Mean Girl Pod. Colorful. You got it. Greg Louganis. The thorough one. Whatever KB's weird name was. I acted out to know. No, no. Put her back.

Put her back, I guess. This is exactly what we needed. Colorful. It's a different one. The gay diver. Greg. Oh, Greg Louganis. Oh.

You could have said gay. He's a diver. Clown. Clown. Rubik's Cube? Juggling. Juggle. Juggling.

Okay. Kids game. Or, ob-scotch? That's two words. Juggle. Juggling. Okay. Kids game. Or Opscotch? That's two words. Oh, time's up. Time's up. Jay. Jay just completely biffed that one.

That's okay. How many are left? I think we can... Here, just count them with your hands because I think we can... There's probably like a couple. There's seven. Okay. Two by the end is all the ones that nobody...

Everyone keeps putting back in. Okay. Let's go, Sash. Take us home. Speed round. There's Evan. Okay. Two by the end is all the ones that nobody. Everyone keeps putting back in. Okay. Let's go, Sash. Take us home. Speed round. Speed round. Speed round. All right, ready?

Yeah. Three, two, one. Thierry Henry. Yep. God, you guys are good. Son of a bitch. Football. John Madden.

Oh, fuck. Come on. This is easy. This is too easy. You can put it back. Blocks. Pulling a Jenga block, but eating it. That was Nick.

He said blocks. Oh. Just back in. Keep going. Not in there? Just keep going. Stop looking at it. Don't look at it.

Don't look at it. It's not in there. It's not in there. The word block is not in there. Jenga piece. Su there. Jingle block. Jingle peace. Peace? Suicide.

Jumping off the vessel. 23 seconds. Let's go, Sass. Light work. Jump. Hopscotch. God damn. It's good.

Mean Girl Pod. Hoop. Yak Basketball. Ah, damn. It's time. Cube. I already said the word, too. How many are left?

One. It says playing Jenga, but secretly. Oh, it is in there. Yeah, I wrote it. All right, so take us down one. It's down 147. That's okay. We can't win. Oh, it is in there. Yeah, I wrote it. All right, so take us down one. It's down 147. That's okay. We can't win.

Yeah, it's over. Ready for round two? Colorful was Rubik's Cube. It's a puzzle. Yeah. Game was Madden. John Madden. I love salad bowl.

Yeah, salad bowl is a great game. It's fun. It's a good game So you guys want to play one more round? Why don't we trade Che? No Oh damn The only thing is I gotta film a sketch

What time? Let's just do one more game We could all put in fewer We could all put in two or three What time do you have to go? We're doing it here Okay What time are you planning on doing it? I don't know Let could all put in two or three. What time do you have to go? We're doing it here. Okay. What time are you planning on doing it?

I don't know. Just when the act is over. Let's all put in three. It'll be tiny. It'll be tight. Okay. Two to three. Four to five. Anybody have more paper? I've been spitting about my wax bottles in mine. Oh, here's some of the old ones. Well, these are old ones.

It doesn't matter. We're just doing one each? No. That was exhilarating. Three? Okay, three. Sass, you're filthy. Yeah, damn, Sass.

You should give up stand-up comedy and just do this. Do salad bowls? While you guys are writing that We got news that Wake Up Mincy Has not won two sponsors I love this crew I love this team I've also seen the sponsorship logo

I was the original sponsor of Stell Blue Coffee I saw the Set up for the first show And Stell Blue Coffee got cocked by part of my cheesesteak Wait that's a good start. Blown out of the, like, brutal.

I'm like a little tiny logo. I mean, both of them are, I do make money off both of them, but still, shows loyalty to his original sponsor,

first person to believe in him. All right, let's do four or five. Actually, I really am enjoying this game. Yeah, let's do four or five. Everyone do four or five. I've never been good at it. Just put this out. Put this out instead of the sketch chip.

I feel like I found my calling. How am I calling? Zah, when it comes to the charades part, Oh my god. Zod put on a clinic. Zod did the dog one. I didn't know you had moves like that. Wiggle like that. Shakira hips on him. That's what dogs do, right? Hey!

And no repeats, right? Obviously. Actually, you can do whatever the fuck you want. That's true. Just spin the wheel. Yeah, spin the wheel. What does it land on today? Wheel reset.

Oh, no, name wheels. You should start taking off name wheels when we hit them. Yeah. Someone suggested that that's what we need to start doing. We've done that. It's hit that exact slice like six times in the last few weeks. All right. Alright, let's spin this name wheel and see who it lands on Wyatt could be anyone

It could be Kate, or Nick or Big Cat Yeah, I think it'll be Big Cat What if we get Destiak right now? Oh, then we're over Yeah, then we're done Oh god How many are we each doing, or it doesn't really matter? We're going to do a death to yak right now. Oh, then we're done. Oh, God.

How many are we each doing, or it doesn't really matter? I think four. Three to four. Four. Wow, this is good. This is going to be fun as fuck. You do know if we lose, Sass, we have to play best of three. I'm just saying it like you can't. It's all up to me.

You can talk to everyone else. Well, you're in the center. No, let's just win. You're the star. Let's just win. Yeah. All right, spin mine Could be Death the Yak

10k free solo What's that? That is, we spin the name And then we spin 1 through 10 And whoever it lands on you have to do the solo yak for that amount of time.

Oh. Oh my god. No callers. TJ! TJ let's go alright TJ then 1 through 10 as little as 10 minutes I already forgot what I wrote. 40 minutes 40 minutes of TJ Solo

finally oh yeah he's got a lot to get off his chest I think so yeah I couldn't do that that's a nightmare. All right. So, TJ, you can decide to do it at the end of any show. You can just stay on for 40 minutes.

All right. Play some games. Yeah, that counts. This game is fun. It is. Did we reach a resolution on the case race next week? Or are we in a busy way, right? Yeah, we're doing it. on Biz and Whit, right? Yeah. We're doing it.

We just got to figure out teams. Biz is off the sauce, but he said he would partake and just hanging out with the boys. It's a bad hang. Whitney's at Augusta right now, so he doesn't have his cell phone, but I would assume he's in.

Okay. Okay. It should be very fun. Does Whit go hard? Like, could he go solo? I think he could. I think he has it in him. He's just older.

Yeah. Like us. I mean, he's in good shape. He's a former pro athlete. Yeah. Yeah, he's an old man. An old bitch. He looks every bit of his age, too.

Yeah. And then some. Add ten. Who? Wit. Should we call him Shit? Yeah. Ryan Shit.

Alright, so... What's up, Shit? Who starts? Zassy. Zassy! Or should we let you guys start to make it fair? I want to see the master paint. Okay.

Yeah, no, Zah should start to make it fair. Or we should start in reverse order. Che should start. We go that way. You son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Che starts. Che starts.

All right. Let's pass and we'll just go. Let's agree one nothing. We'll go reverse order. Wait, first round is describing, right? Listen, if he gets to round three, Sass will start. Back to the original. I kind of want to throw this because I'm having so much fun with my friends.

It'd actually be funny if Sass, if we made him fill out, if we played a third game, we made him fill out sheets, but then he had to leave. Oh, yeah. That would make it a lot more difficult. Yeah. You guys can, oh, no, we got to wait for them. What's the chat saying about this game, TJ?

Probably hate it. No, they're vibing. Okay, nice. Are they vibing? I believe this is the 11th 90-minute-plus yak in a row. Love hate it. No, they're vibing. Okay, nice. Are they vibing? I believe this is the 11th 90-minute-plus yak in a row. Love the streak. This is also the perfect

Friday show. Like, just having a good time with your friends. Yeah. Game night during the day. Game day. Game night. Game night's a good movie. Fair, fair. game day game night game night's good movie fair fair

oh nice freeze uh okay for those listeners, no. We're still going. Sass is accusing KB of turning the lights off in the bathroom. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. You pissed in everywhere. As soon as the lights go off, you just start.

I honestly didn't. I never would, like, out of habit, turn the lights off., you just start I never would out of habit turn the lights It was only me and you in the bathroom They must have automatically turned them on So I went and I turned them on You could check the tapes There's not tapes in the bathroom

Yeah, there are We have security cameras in the bathroom That's Pete to pull them Alright, should we go? Yes, we're ready Everyone remember to pay attention. This is actually the most important part of the game.

Good? Yes, I'm ready. You just can't say the words. Say everything else. You have to describe them without saying anything on the card, yeah. Can I do like I did in airplane action the first time? No action. No action. It's just card. Yeah. And then if I get, can I do like I did an airplane action the first time? Oh, no action.

No action. No action. It's just words. Okay. All right. Three, two, one, go. This game. Salad Bowl.

Salad Bowl. Oh. Nice. Meta. Super. That was sad. Bad Guy, World War II. Hitler. Adolf Hitler. Bad Guy, World War II. Hitler.

Adolf Hitler. Full name. Adolf Hitler. Hockey Guy, Rangers. Wayne Gretzky. Stanley Cup. Bald. The Captain.

I know this. I'm not going to get it. I know this. Uh-uh. Were the Rangers? I'm not going to get it. I know this. Cutting penises off. The circumcision. Not that.

But if you're either for or against. Pro-circumcision? Pro- Opposite of that. Anti-circumcision. Anti-circumcise. No. The first two words you said. Anti-circumcision.. No, the first two words you said. Anti-circumcision.

Everybody. Rally. Ah. Kardashian made a sexy tape. Three, two, one. Time. Nice. Pretty good.

Not a bad first round. Nice four. All right. Not bad. Let's go, boys. Let's lock in. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do what we do. Let's do what we do. We're locked. All right. go, boys. Let's lock in. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do what we do. Let's do what we do. We're locked. All right, here we go. Someone count me in. Take your time. Do the ones you like. Only take the ones you like.

Count me in. Three, two, one. Go. Oh, man. I probably know. American Pie, but if he was happy about it. Is Schiffer being glad? No. Oh, wow. If he was happy about it. Is Hitler being glad? No.

If he was proud of dad walking in on his son fucking. Yes. Rangers. Mark Messier. Thank you. Uh. It's when they go out to a meal on the weekend and they can't drink coffee. Mormon date night?

It's close to that. Mormon on a date. It's a combination of two meals. Mormon brunch. Mormon brunch. It happens on a day. It happens on a day. Mormon Sunday brunch.

Sunday brunch. This happens in the wild, in the wilderness. Nope. All right, let's go with the next one. Techies, you got this in the wilderness. Okay. Where? Nope. All right, let's go with the next one. Techies, you got this. Jungle thing. I don't know what that is. Zah plays it online all the time.

Airplane simulator. Oh, but he's just- Airplane simulator. Oh, shit. We got three? It's tough. Fuck. It's tough off the bat.

First round is hard. I already forget what they are. First round's tough. Shit. What the act? First round is tough. Fuck! It's tough off the bench. First round is hard. I already forget what they are. First round's tough. Shit. What the heck? First round is tough. It's also like you're just hoping that you guys have that. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of that. We ready? We ready, team? We're ready. I need a vocal yaza. Yep.

Cool. The emergency. A big African mammal rampaging towards a poacher. Gorilla. Angry gorilla. Elephant groaning at a hunter. It's what you do to your cell phone. Elephant charging at a poacher.

The Jews of Harry Potter. Gringotts The bank, bankers Muggles? What was their race? White Muggles? Gringotts Wizards

Gremlins Kind of Gremlins Trolls Gargoyles It's the same letter as that Gargoyles No

Oh, oh, oh. This is the opposite of lightning and another word for penis. Thundercock. Not mine. Easy to get. Anti-Semite rapper and mega church. Kanye West, Donda Academy. Oh, no.

And mega church. Time. Two. Wow. It's hard out here. It's hard out here. It's hard out here. Let's go, KB. Three piece.

With the biscuit. These are hard. Everybody leveled up on their... Yeah, we did level up. I mean, Thundercock came pretty easy. What's a Thundercock?

Thundercock is a cock you can't see, but hear. Yeah. Are we ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Jesus, come on now. Come on now.

I'll KB, KB. There's someone on our team. Find it. Duck it through. Heart in my blank. Cheese steak, chicken cheese steak. Buffalo chicken cheese steak. Yes. Buffalo chicken cheese steak Yes Me

It was one of our live episodes Are we getting drunk in LA in the Super Bowl? Let's go Brandon, the guy's name The weird guy from Mississippi Oh, banana Nice, nice Damn it

And we're tied. Keep on going. Don't even look. I work. All right. Donda and... Kanye West and Joel Osteen double teaming Kim Kardashian. God damn it.

Realistic. That was hard. These are hard. Son of a bitch. It's a song by John Mayer. Fuck! Alright, we're in it. We're in it.

The best part about this game is you can feel like a genius when your clue comes up. I know. It's so awesome. I always want to put my hand up. One word and you're like, I don't know that. How did I get KB getting drunk at the Super Bowl in LA?

It's so awesome. Makes you feel great. All right. Three, two, one, go. Goth singer who got his rib removed. Marilyn Manson. Doing what? Marilyn Manson sucking his own cock.

Yes. His own not penis. Yes. His own not- Enus. Yes. Okay, thank you. Jesus. You go to 7-Eleven, you pull the lever

and this comes out. Slurpy. No, other words. A cherry ice- No, not- A cherry icy with some Coke icy on top.

Yes. With cherry icy with what? With some Coke icy on top. Is that good? Pat and they are- They're a little gay. With some Coke Icy on top. Yes. With cherry Icy with what? With some Coke Icy on top. Oh, true. Is that good? Pat and they are.

They're a little gay. Gay. That last word. What if it was the opposite of that? Straight. Not being gay. Yes. Okay.

Is it? Yeah. What's the not being gay? When he plays his games. Train conductor. Train conductor for the New Jersey Transit. Well, for the Amtrak. Yes, yes. Okay. Oh, sheesh. Train conductor. Train conductor for the New Jersey Transit. Well, for the Amtrak. Yes, yes. Okay.

Sheesh. Jesus. Gotta remember that. 10 seconds. We got one more in us. Pat again. Yeah, Pat. The flag. But then holiday treat. It's a... Okay. Holiday. What's a gay

holiday treat? Alright, let's go, Roan. Let's go, Roan. Penis? Let's go? All right, let's go, Roan. Let's go, Roan. Penis? Let's go, Roan. Let's go, Roan. All right. This is tough. Yeah, these are a lot harder.

You guys ready? Mm-hmm. Okay. Let's lock in. Someone count them down. Three, two, one. The guy from Chicago. White Sox save with a dip in.

Sass's favorite singer. Bob Dylan. Harry Potter. Goblins. Where do they work? Bank. Bank Goblins. What's the work? Bank. Bank Goblins? What's the name of the bank?

Ooh. Put it away. Put it away. We got a split. We got the first half. You guys got the second. This one was Nick's clue. Reuse it.

Which one? Nope. I don't remember Struggling Come on bro One more One more Come on Roan One more

Just read it Until your teammate Recognizes there Yeah The flag Of gay people Pride flag What do people eat

In Christmas It's hooked Candy cane Candy cane Damn it Oh it's gonna be We're struggling Wait who the fuck Did the Harry Potter one eat in Christmas that is hooked. Candy cane? Oh! You can't go candy cane? Damn it. Oh, it's gross. We're struggling. Wait, who the fuck did the Harry Potter one if none of us got it?

It was me. Yeah, if you get your own clue, it's tough. That was like Zostre. You almost forgot what you wrote. Which one? Like New Jersey trends. I knew you guys would get New Jersey trends. I try to be cute.

One of Nick's. Did you put the same thing in twice? No, I have one. The one that went back in. No. It's just a little bit different? Yeah. No, they're opposite. Oh.

Jesus Christ. We good? Yes. You guys ready? Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Fucking hell. Okay.

See, this is where it gets hard. Okay. Easy. So it's not too much. It's a little bit gay. The other one was not gay. No. God damn it.

It's what Dave couldn't sell. He just got clutches. Damn, that's brutal, Zog. I thought you were team Portnoy, bro. Your favorite person that you bring to the YAC every single time. Bernard the hot dog. Bernard the puppeteer. Dressed like a hot dog.

Oh, nice. Was that yours? No, it wasn't mine. It wasn't impressive at all. What are're committing when you watch Dave's tape. Federal crime. Oh, time. Time was up. I was out a while ago.

Time was up. Come on now. Roan thinks not gay and a little gay are the same thing. Oh. Ready? Yes. Come on, Sass. Someone count them down.

Let's go. We got to have a little comeback here for Sass. All right, ready? Yeah, come on, Sass. Someone count them down. Let's go. We got to have a little comeback here for Sass. All right, ready? Yeah. Best of the game. Four. Count yourself down. All right, three, two, one, go.

Try it. Just try it. Just try it. I might know. Hurts here. Pretending like you don't have a brain freeze? No, you're trying to hide your brain freeze? Pretending to stop something. Trying to stop your brain freeze? Tending to stop something.

Trying to stop your brain freeze. Did you say stop? Oh, no. Keep going. Come on. I didn't do this to my animal. Come on, my cat. I didn't come on my cat.

Shane Dawson getting caught fucking a cat. Keep going. Keep going, Tess. Keep going. Keep going, Tess. Keep going. That golf distance looks a little shorter than I thought. Long drive? Short drive? It's not.

It's in between four and seven. Par three. I'm going to use the one above four, so I'm going to use the one below seven. Six iron. I am going from one of these to another. Going from a five iron to a six iron. One more. Get one more. Come on, baby.

It could be one we know already. Jesus Christ. Damn. I can't believe you got that one. All right. That was great. Golf one? Yeah.

Jay, you're a demon. Demon. You're so demonic, you don't even know your own. Oh, man. That one you did, you didn't actually get it. Demon. You're so demonic, you don't even know your own. Oh, man. That one you did, you didn't actually get it. Yeah. It was a good answer if you didn't know it, awful answer if you wrote it. He wrote it himself.

And then you looked proud. He was. I completely forgot I wrote that one. I honestly forget two of mine. I only knew two of mine, and they already have been got done. I only remember one of mine I only knew two of mine and they already have been got done I only remember one of mine alright good

yes good 5 4 3 2 1 um what the fuck you got it um fragrance um Jerry Fragrance Jerry's

Jerry Cologne Jerry's Jerry You're allowed to say more than one word Jerry Fragrance Jerry Is hard Jerry's Boner Yeah

Jerry's Boner Jersey Jerry's Boner Jersey Jerry's Boner The Harry Potter Clue Wingot's Goblin Yes Yes Okay

Wingot's Goblin Dave Sex tape Federal Crime Federal Crime Oh Heyo I didn't say that Goblin. Yes. We got... Dave, sex tape. Federal crime. Federal crime. Oh. Hey-o. I didn't say that.

A what? The one you got before, Pat and Joey, holiday treat. Rainbow candy cane. Yes. Oh, fuck. Okay. Whoops. Oh, God.

Oh, God. 255 minus one. Dropping 254 Kiwis on an ice rink. Don't put it back in. Don't put it back in. All right. That's it. Okay.

All right. Let's go, boys. Going into round two behind. Am I up first? I'm up first. Down six. Six. Dropping 243? I'm up first. Down six. Six. Dropping 243 Kiwis on an ice rink. Oh, yeah.

250. How many? 250. 254? I think it was like 270 something. Yeah, I don't know. It's 273. So he didn't get it right then.

68. Oh, so you didn't get it right. You got to take that off the board then. Whatever he said. Okay, wait. We got to think. I'm not gay. Or no, it's...

Not gay? It's just not gay and a little gay. You got this. I'll kiss one of you on the lips for a little bit. But then, or you could kiss him on the lips and say no. Yeah, yeah. Make sure you do that. Three, two, one.

Poke banana. Yep, yep. Man. Shane Dawson getting caught Fucking a cat Dawson getting caught Coming on his cat A train Amtrak conductor

New Jersey Transit A train simulator of an Amtrak Train simulator of an Amtrak Nope Nope A train conductor of an Amtrak 30 seconds. You got time.

Just a little gay. Thundercock. KB. Proud dad walking in on son fucking. You got time. 10 seconds. Not gay. Not that gay. Not a K. Yep. Not that K.

Not really a K. Time, time, time, time, time, time. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Hell of a performance. Time. Let's go. That's good. All right.

Is it that? It was me. Oh, okay. All right, Nick. Hell of a performance there. Hell of a performance, Big Cat. The proud dad was. The pride on. Hell of a performance there. Hell of a performance, Big Cat. The proud dad was... The pride on your face as a proud dad.

Okay. All right, I'll cut you off. I deferred that camera as well. And the fact that NotGay and A Little Gay are out of the way. Got that out. Oh, God. All right. Zaha, Che, we got this.

Ooh! Oh! The cherry icy with a little bit of coke icy on top. Fuck. These ones suck. Okay. Elephant charging at a hunter. Nice. Playing guitar.

Guitar body. Oh, your body is Wonderland. Oh. Oh, no! Get that, get that, get that. Drop box. Get it, he saw it. Drop box. Fluttering.

Oh. Fuck, box. Drop box. Sellable, he saw it. Drop box. Fluttering. Oh. Fuck, box. Drop box. Sellable, sellable. Oh, got it. Okay, fuck. Swing. Changing from a five iron to a six iron.

Ice skating. Ice skating. Kiwis. Dropping 254 Kiwis on an ice rink. Rangers player. Go, KB. Come on, KB. Let's go, KB. We got this. In a four spot, KB. Good job, Nick. Let's go, KB.

We got this. Good job, Nick. That was good. That was good. We can do this. I feel like KB is ready to go on this. It's making me nervous. Lock in, boys.

He's in a running stance. Ready? Here we go. Three, two, one, go. Mark Bessier. Mark Bessier, yeah. Dropping 254 avocados on an ice rink. Kiwis on an ice rink.

Kiwis on an ice rink. Oh, the Green Gots Goblins. Yes. Oh, jeez. Oh, you did the Chinese face, Kate. That's okay. Touche. Kanye West and Joel Osteen double teaming. Thundercock.

Walking in. Sex tape. Sex tape. Federal crime. Sex tape. Sex tape. Try it. Try it. try it.

Kanye West and Joel Osteen double teaming Kim Kardashian. That was a tie. Ah, yes. Brick watch. Brick watch. Keep going. You're doing great. You're doing great.

Let's get another one. KB getting drunk in L.A. at the Super Bowl. Yes. One more, one more, one more. One more, one more. Oh. Oh, time, time, time, one more. One more, one more. Oh. Time, time, time, time. Oh, oh no.

Kyle, did you hit your elbow off the corner of that window? Oh no. He took a bomb. Dude, he took a real bomb. You're immediately bleeding. Oh my God. I'd die for you. I'm not for this.

That's a good lead. Nobody's ever started bleeding faster than that ever. Holy shit. Jesus Christ. Painful as fuck. He was zoned in. That didn't make sense. No, I have no idea what that could have been.

You were flow state, though. It was insane. I feel like I don't know him in this one. You got a seven spot. Last one. Yeah. Big Cat eating a hot dog? Big Cat eating a hot dog? Big Cat eating a...

Oh, the buffalo cheese steak. Pardon my buffalo cheese steak. Pardon my cheese steak buffalo. Buffalo Philly cheese steak. Buffalo chicken cheese steak. Buffalo chicken steak. Oh. All right.

Oh, Thundercock. Thundercock. Okay. Oh, big. No, that was a Thunderc Okay. Oh, big. No, that was a Thundercock. Yeah, it made the sound. Oh. Proud dad walking in on his son fucking?

Oh. What? Oh, I know. Little gay? I know. A bird? Oh, it's Bernard. It's a...

Oh, Bernard the puppeteer, Bernard the Puppeteer. Bernard the Singing Hot Dog. Bernard the Puppeteer who dresses like a hot dog. It's your clue! Bass. Playing guitar. Bob Dylan.

I didn't remember any of these. Three. Thundercock. Hawkspray? Hawkspray? I didn't remember any of these. Three. Thundercock. Cockspray? Cockspray. Cockspray. Oh, yeah. You see one out in the woods? I thought about Cockspray.

These are way harder. I don't remember any. I don't know what that one would have been. All right. Let's take the lead. I thought it was just a basic Cockspray. Take the lead. Ready?

Yes. I really fucked myself up with the Bernard clue. Switching from a five iron to a six iron. Yeah. Switching from a six iron to a five iron. Mormon's Sunday brunch. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh, damn. Marilyn Monroe sucking his own dick. Wait, he said Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Manson sucking his own dick. I changed it. I changed it. Oh! Hitler!

Hitler! Hitler! Sex tape. he's so good He's so good Oh anti-circumcision rally Oh he's so good God White Sox hate with Zippin

Oh fuck Jesus Christ We don't stand a chance That's gotta be cock spray White Sox ain't with Dippin. Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. I'm worried we don't stand a chance. That's got to be cock spray. I don't know. It is cock spray. Tony, is cock spray in here?

Oh, no. That was my material. That was great, Ron. You fucking crushed that. I was thinking in the back of my head, I hope someone doesn't do. Exactly that. With your left hand. You did it with your left hand. That doesn't count.

It has a mime thing. Yeah, but it's also, left hand doesn't count. You gotta do it with your right. That's anti-Nazi. Mm-hmm. All right. Two, one. Eating. Taste, one. Eating.

Taste. Tongue. Rainbow. Rainbow candy cane. Rainbow candy cane. Okay. That egg. Pretending you don't have a brain freeze.

Pretending you don't, yeah. Acting like you don't have a brain freeze. Trying to stop a't. Yeah. Acting like you don't have a brain freeze. Trying to stop a brain freeze. Stop a brain freeze. Stopping your brain from freezing. Hide to stop a brain freeze. Hiding. Putting a hood up to stop.

Hide. Hiding your brain freeze. I'll take. Hiding your brain freeze. Garbage? Garbage. I'll take. Take it.

Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.

Take it. There's got to be some in there. Jersey Jerry Boner. Jersey Jerry Boner. Jersey Jerry Boner. Oh, cock spray. Cock spray. That's what I was going to say. That's it.

All right, not an insurmountable lead. Yes, that's fine. That's great. Good job, Zach. All right, let's put them all back in. The one words. Oh, God. So it's on Sassy for the one words.

Sassy for the one time. So you do good at this. You get to go do your little sketch. If you don't, we're playing round three, folks. All right, ready? One word. Yeah. Best player at the game. You were born for this, man.

You never had so much fun. You never had so much focus. You never had so much focus. All right, ready? Mm-hmm. Three, two, one. Spill. Dropping 254 kiwis on an ice rink. Porn.

Sex tape Sub Buffalo chicken and cheese steak Katie you're on fire Oral. The man's just talking to his own dick. Yes. Wow. Wow. Gosh darn.

Ugh. Come on. YouTuber. Shane Dawson getting caught fucking a cat. Mm-hmm. Come on, YouTuber. Shane Dawson getting caught fucking a cat. Hockey. Mark Messier. Fuck.

All right. We've picked up all three Mark Messier points. You're good. Yeah, we did. We swept Mark Messier. Fuck. Here's where the comeback happens. Here we go. Dialing in.

The least likely man in charge. I avoided the act out. I still can't believe that you struggled to get your own clue. Multiple times. I completely forgot the Bernard one. I see one. Three, two, one. No acting.

You can't act. You can't look. He's so bad. A word. One word. Not a. Ah. How did that happen? Ouch.

Ouch. He acted it too. All right, we're only halfway there. Africa. Getting charged by an elephant charging a hunter. Hunter. Musician. John, your body is a wonderland. Mississippi.

Yep. That's a weird clue. We're so locked in. They're not going to get that. We're so locked in. Masters? No. Jay.

Friend. Bernard, the singing hot dog. It was yours. Time. Friend. Bernard, the singing hot dog. It was yours. I. Oh. Tough. J. Tough.

Mississippi. All right, let's go, boys. Yeah, I know that one. It's not. I know. We all know that one. It took 15 seconds to get to not. And then.

I was definitely in the clue. Count me out. All right. Three, two, one. You can skip. Coffee. Mormon Sunday brunch. Jesus.

Joey. You go candy cane? I'm being gay. Penis. Thundercock. Please, please. Penis. Thundercock. Oh, my God. Please, please. Let's wrap it up.

I don't know this at all. Dave. Rick Watt. Sex tape. General Prime. It could be anything. Train to the Afterburner. Train to the Afterburner.

The Amtrak. Mississippi. Poke Banana. Oh, damn it. You're right. That was a good one, Jay. Oh, damn it. You're right. That was a good one, Jay. You said Plantain. Penis.

Jersey Jerry Boner. Little Gay. Proud Dad walking in on his son fucking. Shane Dawson getting caught fucking a cat. Next one. We had a lot of this ones. Harry. Bob Dylan. No. That would have made sense. Harry. Bob Dylan.

No. That would have made sense. Damn. I know, I know it. Yeah. All good. Okay. I should have said the other one.

Here we go. What do we need, 13? No pressure. Is there any chance he gets back to me? Next. Do you want to celebrate your win? You can go. You can go.

We're going to wrap this up We're going to beat him Good work Good work boys Good luck Sass We'll take Che on our team That was bad Ready? Don't beat yourself up Che

You did great bro You look good in person We all expected nothing from you And you delivered Yeah You ready? Threesome expected nothing from you and you delivered. Yeah. Well. You ready? Okay.

Threesome. Joel Osteen and Kanye West tag double teaming Kim Kardashian. Kardashian, yeah. Very nice. Icy. Little bit of Coke. No, no, no. Coke, Icy with a little bit of T-Rex on top. I've been dropping 254 on a...

Oh, because there's Icy in it. Colorful. Rainbow Candy Cane. Bisexual. A little bit gay. Nazi. Adolf Hitler. Slurpee.

A little bit of cherry icy with some Coke Icy on top Time piece Brickwatch He actually might be in trouble without sass I don't know if there was a couple he could have gotten Alright KB let's wrap this up I wish I could have said beautiful time piece But only one word Alright

Ready TJ 3 2 1 All right. All right. Ready, TJ? Three, two, one. Pregnance. Jersey Jerry's boner. Very nice. Mayor. Your body's a wonderland. Oh.

John Mayer would not be. Lori Liefeld. Me. KB getting drunk in California. KB getting blacked out of the Super Bowl. KB getting drunk at the Super Bowl. KB getting drunk at the Super Bowl. KB getting blacked out of the Super Bowl. Count it.

My bad. Foreskin. Anti-circumcision rally. Headache. Trying to pretend you don't have a brain freeze? Yeah. That's a hit. What could be so funny?

Brain freeze. Potter. Grey Guys Goblins. Shit. What could be so funny? I'm brain free. He's trying to pretend. Potter. Great Guys Goblins. Shit. I should have said Potter instead of Harry. That was a mistake. 50 to 37.

Wow, it is a rout. That stings. Oh, is it me? Yeah. Okay. Oh, jeez. All right. Let's just do it. Okay. Ready? Three, two, one.

Tobacco. White Sox Dave putting in a dip. Yes. Switching for a five. Proud. Oh, shit. That's the first word. God damn it. Lunch.

Buffalo chicken sandwich. Buffalo chicken cheesesteak. Buffalo chicken cheesesteak. Philly cheesesteak? Buffalo. Buffalo chicken cheesesteak? Fuck, I said that. If that's it, you can count it.

Golf. Switching from a five-iron to a six-iron. Yeah. And then the other two I screwed up because I said the words. That's it? Is that it? I mean, there's two left, but we'd be dead no matter what. What were they?

Salad bowl. I was looking at Che because he has a salad for lunch every day. Oh, yeah. That wasn't a good clue. And then proud was proud dad walking oh yeah which was the first one you guys are good they are good you guys are the a team of this this is what we should do after one of the case races yeah yes yeah oh my god that would be a disaster that'll be so and then the losing team has to drink additional beers. Trying to remember. The losing team has to guess a celebrity. Holy shit.

Cut my mic, bro. Wow, instant classic. That was fun. That was so much fun. That was fun. I'm happy with that. AB, great job. And for all the people out there, we just knocked something off the name wheel. Wow.

Easy money. We also just added something off the name wheel. Wow. Easy money. We also just added something from the name wheel. That's true. That's just TJ. TJ, would you like to go for 40 more minutes today? No, I got some stuff I want to plan. Okay. All right.

All right. Well, I guess we'll see everyone Monday. We'll figure out the case. Oh, no. Mincy. TJ, you got to make sure you get that. GoPro footage. Yes.

Brand new shoes yesterday. Is that bad or good? It's bad. Bad. And he doxx GoPro footage. Yes, right away. Brand new shoes yesterday. Is that bad or good? Bad. It's bad. Bad. And he doxxed himself. Oh, my God. It was like he zoomed in on his own fucking address.

He was like, look, I got this new box. Didn't he have a sensor bar on the video? Oh, he just put it right in front of the camera. He's a special boy. Yeah. Very special boy. Swing by and say hello. The race is tomorrow.

Oh, yeah. Now it's tomorrow. Let's see. Let. Swing by and say hello. The race is tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Now it's tomorrow. Let's see. Let's check out the weather real quick. 75% chance of rain last we saw, but let's see if it's progressed because it was at 99%. Oh. That's really just the amount of the area that's going to be covered. It is going to be at 8 a.m.

Oh, no. It won't be that bad. 50% chance of rain.m. Oh, no, it won't be that bad. 50% chance rain. Yeah, 50 and then 40. Yeah, I learned that fact, too. No, that doesn't make any sense. Yes, he's right. It's a 99% chance of rain.

Yeah, I learned that recently. So if it's 50% chance of rain, that's 100% chance that 50% of the area will get rain. I learned that recently. I still don't believe it. Isn't that crazy? I don't... Yeah, I'm not comprehending that. So if it's like 50% chance of rain in New York City,

that's 100% chance that 50% of New York City will get rain. Wait, really? I read that, too. I don't know if it's true. It's like the percentage of the area that is expected to get rain. No way. There's always 100% chance that it will rain, but not necessarily where you are.

It's a meteorologist's trick to say they're right all the time. Wow. Yeah. I had no idea. Isn't that crazy? I learned that too. I was looking up Masters the weather and I found that out. Because they haven't had to do a Monday finish for 40 years.

And in the article, they were like, 60% doesn't mean that it's 60% chance of raining. It means there's 60% of the Augusta area will get rain. Covered with rain. That's interesting. Depending on where you are, there's a 60% chance that if you're in Augusta, you will be in one of the areas that's getting rained on.

It does make sense. But for a small town, when you look at it... I think it's a larger area. It does make sense when you think about it because there are a lot of times when it's like 40% chance of rain and you don't get any rain. But it's contingent on you catching the rain. Yeah.

For it to be true. Some goofy shit. That's real goofy shit. And we might have gotten all that wrong. Who cares? Who cares? But some of you take that fact and give it to someone else.

Someone should take this game and play it with someone else. This was so much fun. This was a great way to kick off the weekend. It was. A little holiday weekend. A good drinking game. You can play it with your family. You can play it with whoever.

Yeah, do Adolf Hitler with your kids. Yeah. They have to learn. Thundercock. Thundercock. Jersey Jerry Boner. All those. kids yeah they have to learn undercock undercock all those uh all right we'll see everyone monday see ya We'll see you next time. Bye.