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I know we're caught.
I would totally, I wouldn't be shocked if Kyle was like.
Check out was at 11.
I text Kyle at like 10.50 and he's like,
I'm gonna need two hours.
So.
I was gonna say I wouldn't be shocked if Kyle,
if we asked him where he is right now,
he'd be like, what do you mean?
I'm back in Chicago.
Yeah.
Our original flights were at 10.30 makes no sense. Yeah, so it's the last day in New Orleans
I think we're all oh, he just texted. Let's see what he says me Ronan sass pulling up soon
Holy shit
Last day in New Orleans. I'm... I'm gassed.
I don't know how you guys are, probably gassed as well.
Uh, how's everyone... how's everyone feeling?
Good?
Gassed.
Bam!
Go ahead, go ahead.
Tell everyone.
Bam! I went to Emeril's last night.
And Emeril was there.
Emeril was there, yeah. They said if you go there,il's last night. Brand-Side Emeril. And Emeril was there. Yeah. Emeril was at it.
Emeril was there, yeah.
They said, if you go there, he's never there.
He doesn't ever.
But it's Super Bowl week.
So we go, and they have the kitchen open,
and you can look into it, and Emeril's just there.
Wait.
Bam!
Hold on.
What?
You didn't fall for the famous hyper-realistic television.
That's a screw.
It looks like a mirror.
I didn't want to tell you.
No, they walked me in there. Oh, no. They let us tour the kitchen. Oh, Jesus Christ. They know they walked me in there you fell for this entire restaurant is a green screen I'm sending
you right now including the food I'm Adam Trousseau's yesterday shake no shake it no look like you see the good you see you're gonna see not sure you
say I picked our table was right up against the glass what do you say no
say BAM huh do you say BAM say BAM he said welcome BAM BAM welcome back to the
kitchen welcome I am well anyway I enjoyed it that's awesome you sent me a
text last night and I don't want to air out your business yeah you claimed to go Well anyway, I enjoyed it. That's awesome. Bam!
You sent me a text last night and I don't want to air out your business.
Yeah.
You claimed to go five for five this weekend.
I did.
That's not true.
You did two in one day.
That's not five for five.
Made up for it.
Made up for it.
That isn't five for five.
Five days, five times.
That's not...
No.
Five days, five times.
Look, look, look, look.
That's Emeril right there.
That's not Emeril.
That's not Emeril. That's so Emeril. Why is the bottle in the flat... That's where our table was. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look you eat? Oh, I had the tasting menu, so I had a lot of small,
I had some, I had some salmon cheesecake with caviar on top.
I don't like the tasting menu.
Yeah, I did.
And I had a beef course, and then I had gumbo,
and then I had oyster stew.
It was all small?
They were all small, but there were 10 courses.
I came out, and I did the wine tearing too,
so I came out full and drunk.
You were drunk again? A little bit. This might be a courses. Oh. I came out and I did the wine pairing too. So I came out full and drunk. You were drunk again?
A little bit.
This might be a habit.
No.
Five times in five days is five for five.
It's not once a day.
It was what you promised.
It averages out to it.
That doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
I had a bad Tuesday.
I had to skip Tuesday.
Thank you, Jay.
You earned it.
You earned it.
Bankster wife?
Huh?
You played two?
I did.
Damn.
You Bankster? I did. Damn. You bankster?
I did.
Bankster.
Was it back to back?
No.
You were on top of her?
No.
No, you're not counting.
I hope you're not counting pre-com and regular com, right?
I'm not counting, no.
Okay, all right, good.
I just wanted to check.
I had to check. No, no. You don't have pre-com anymore?
No. Wait. I only have one one deposit. You got today all the way? No. Sunday. We're here for...
Monday. Monday. Skip Tuesday. Yeah. Wednesday. Thursday morning. Thursday night. Wow. Friday. Friday was never a consideration. Today's travel day.
Okay.
You gotta keep your legs, your sea legs.
Yeah.
You gotta have your wits about you.
Yeah.
How was everyone else's night?
So you saw Emeril?
I saw Emeril, yeah.
Yeah.
Allegedly.
Delicously.
It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful meal.
Loved it.
But you two had a date.
That's right.
Guess who bought these shirts?
I'm gonna guess Kate.
I'm gonna guess Danny.
It was Danny. He probably was cute.
Whoa! KB?
KB, what's going on?
Sup KB? How's it going?
Sorry, sorry.
It's okay. It's okay. Where's Ron and Seth?
They're coming.
They weren't with you?
They are, yeah. They just had big luggage, big luggage on hand.
I just checked mine in the hotel. I'm very jealous of you guys leaving this afternoon.
Alright, you must be. I'm ready to dip. Oh, I think Ron and Sasser are moving in to here.
They are. Oh, interesting. Kyle, how are you feeling?
Bad.
How was your night?
I shot a Jaeger last night.
Oh, that's ice cold.
Yeah.
Damn, that's cold.
It was not the correct temperature.
Were you out on Bourbon Street?
I tasted the Batan.
They came to the end of our date.
I know.
I linked up with these two.
They were on a whole different swagger.
Hell yes. Kate has an it factor. Oh, yeah
Might have been the week of kids might be the end. She's good. She's got that risky dingo swagger
You saw Deutsch no
Yes, I had to leave that group. I got a little invite
Just all right
Like it was like I felt like a martyr. And then we get there and Kate's like, gotta go! And then she went zoink! She made a sound effect on the way out the door.
Cloud of dust.
Pretty good.
She ditched us.
Skidding her feet.
You guys have a video?
Dani and I from our date, yes. We did have a different ending plan, but then I had to go hang out with Miles Teller.
Oh, nice!
Oh yeah, you drunk texted the group.
Yeah.
Yeah, you told us you were going to hang out with Miles Teller.
Yeah, no big deal.
That's pretty sick.
Fine, I did drunk text the group, didn't I?
That's okay.
So what?
You sober texted and we ignored that too.
It sounded like anything different. Yeah, that's fair. This has been the week of Kate. over text and we ignore that.
This has.
It's been a week of Kate the Kelsey Rose was incredible.
So her her her.
Sidelined reporting the Pan American Stadium incredible.
That was the highlight. I think you can't even guess.
All right.
Wait, so we have a vlog recap.
Fuck.
Yes.
All right.
My last night in New Orleans hoping we have a vlog? A recap? Fuck yes. All right, my last night in New Orleans,
hoping to have a good time with my friends.
Instead we spun the wheel to see who hangs out with Kate
for the rest of the night.
And it was me, so I started off with some aphrodisiacs
to set the mood.
Just kidding, there was a monster oyster recall,
so hoping to eat something and get sick to get out of this.
Instead, Kate and I head to the gift shop to get some beads or something.
Instead, I guess we knit matching shirts.
Which one?
I'm going to bitch-tweet.
The year in Rose is known for its frozen iced coffee.
It was once a single-family home built over 100 years ago,
turned into a bar in the 1950s.
Kate has a whole notebook of tourist notes.
She's taken on all of her trips so far.
We went to the first place, they only take cash, so I took out money.
Fucking loser.
It's a lot worse when you're not with your counterpart.
We got some Irish coffee drinks, not too bad.
Then we headed to the Barstool Live show.
Looks like we're following one of the chiefs players.
It's gonna be a long night, so we went in just so all of our coworkers could see us
in our matching attire.
There is David Portnum and Big Cat and John Gruden, trying not to let them see me like
this.
Then we hit the streets, Kate started dancing, I'm gonna let her do her thing and I'm just
gonna spectate from the sidelines.
Instead, she insisted that I join the party
I am forced into doing this and now Kate insists that I tip this fine woman
So I do that. It's just kind of guy. I am the kind of guy Kate forced me to be
Whip cream Cardi B shots not sure what's in them, but it's Kate Knight. I'm just living in it.
Please, won't you shoot me before it's too late. And now we are getting some slushy daiquiris,
and we are at John Lafitte's, something like that, and we run into a celebrity.
Deutsch!
Yep.
Can't have a casual drink.
His girlfriend was so hot.
So we do the Deutsch tags.
I am extremely honest. I am unable to read everyone. you sit with me, and I can't read you I don't take you
Okay, I've been told I'm a tough nut crack
I'm gonna Romeo to a tarot card reader. I really didn't want to know what I am like, but again, Kate insisted.
I've never had a reading before, but this one's actually for Dan.
Did you just say you love virgin sacrifices?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Things got a little more real than I would like to write off the bat. Another stone cold asshole won't allow yourself to feel anything or you're a whiny ass two
month old that's got a wet diaper and is hungry.
After that reality check I got a lot to think about on our way to Frenchman Street.
I was afraid that we would get like beat up on Frenchman Street for looking like tourists
for some reason.
It made us take our shirts off. I was afraid that we would get like beat up on Frenchmen Street for looking like tourists for some reason
I made us take our shirts off. I don't know. So we had another bar. Yeah, it's awesome live
Nice
And then we met up with KB and Nick Turani or as his fans known to rain
Was on her 47 sorry for the night that's me getting invited to go hang out with you know famous people what do you know Jason and
Kylie Kelsey came through the promise and invited Kate to the Chris Stapleton
party so she gets me and then I met up with our guy Deutch for a late night sweet treat. Oh, he's wearing the bitch one. Oh!
Oh!
That should be good.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh, Danny, no!
Oh, no!
Not bad.
Oh, no!
I think we've got ten more. Oh, no
Maybe one more wheel for gracious. Oh
That was incredible Danny, oh
Man how you guys must have been you pretty drunk?
We were doing a lot of mixing a lot of daiquiris JMo shots. Oh, man, how you guys must've been you're pretty drunk. We were doing a lot of mixing a lot of daiquiris jamo shots Oh, no
So yeah a little bit
Last night I had a meeting around Deutsch
amplifies
Everything touched my shoulder and I forgot my address
Did you see him chug the whole pitcher of Stella blue coffee this morning? Yeah, you just sent it to me
He just texted me. It was just like look at this. I don't know if you can play it TJ
He's just an animal. He started a group chat with me and Kyle this morning at 6 a.m.
And just sent his resume. Yeah, he was a lobsterman for two years
I imagine him like it knowing Deutsch. He didn't use like lobster pots. He just went and dove down and got him
Yeah, he just sent me this this morning. He's like look at this. Oh my I was like, okay
Deutsch
Yeah
Ronnie what a friend kill Did that like kill you?
Not him.
Not him.
Not him.
Dude, I love that that's my friend.
Yeah.
Maybe my best friend.
Yeah, it's all my best friend.
I know I said this during the thing, but because earlier in the week he texted me, he was like,
do you want to come out to dinner with my girlfriend and I?
And it didn't pan out, but I was like, who is this girlfriend?
Like, what is she like?
Stunning.
Yeah, she was hot.
Stunningly hot, like gorgeous,
and super nice and super fun.
Yeah, not that I'm shocked, Deutsch,
but I'm a little shocked.
Yeah, super cool, Liev.
What a night.
He's gotta have the highest stoolie
approval rating, Deutsch, right?
Yeah.
Who?
He's, he's fucking awesome.
Like I've been trying to think,
because he obviously wants to work here,
like I almost think we need to like pay him but not say it and then so that way he doesn't cuz like if he comes
Full-time everyone's gonna be like this guy sucks. Oh, he doesn't chug the beer. Yeah, you know what I mean?
They were all turn on him like we gotta keep him fresh
He has more in his bag, I think he can be a funny guy, okay
Okay, I think he's got a funny guy. Okay. Yeah, fascinating. Without chugging. Okay.
I think he's gotta start posting like non-chugging.
I told him we would talk after I come back from vacation,
so there is, there will be discussions.
I want him to put out some sketches where he just like,
it's not about the chugging,
but he does that in the middle of the scene.
Yeah.
Like in character.
Maybe it's like the, you know how there's editing
when it's like a screen wipe? Oh yeah's editing when it's like a screen wipe?
Oh yeah.
The chug is just a screen wipe.
That's it.
Yeah.
Oh man, how was everyone else's night?
Good.
Good?
Good.
Got dinner with little Sasquatch.
He ran it up.
Sas and Che killed it at the casino.
Che killed, Che, I mean.
Look at him.
Che was causing a ruckus at the casino. Jay killed, Jay, I mean. Look at him. Jay was causing a ruckus at the casino.
He was doing so well.
They had to bring over the floor manager like nine times.
They shut down the one table.
Yeah.
They were like, he's counting cards.
Jay was killing it.
It was truly insane.
Hell yes, Jay.
Where you playing, Blackjack?
Roulette.
Roulette?
How much money did you make, Jay?
You went up 1,500 I think on a
$200 buy-in
Think at the end of the night
Maybe like 1,800 up whoa
I was up 15 or what?
coldest and the
star-studded craps table
Gilly Jason Kelsey a bunch of other the Philadelphia
people these miles telling Bo Allen and yes all the celebs were out just went I
was on it's flip sass but the table got so cold like eight or nine crapouts
first roll and then Jason Kelsey and all those people left and then it got to be
a very hot table towards the other night so it. So it was a fun time. Me and Sass on the, well let's say when Rhone came over for a bit.
Well Rhone kind of fucked us up.
Rhone messed up the flow a little bit but then.
Oh no.
We got a big win again.
But then we came in, I put money on 26 for Saquon Barkley and I got out.
We all hit on 26.
We did.
How was that bad? How was that mess on the table?
Well because we were on, I mean we were on what?
It had to have been like we were hit, we hit like eight out of the last ten spins on the table well because we were on I mean we were on what it had to have been like we were hit we hit like eight out of the last ten spins on
the inside and then Ron showed up and it just cold I hit mine and I got off the
table there's nothing cold about it I left you lingered for an hour before you
put a bet in and you kept saying numbers you kept it like 10 and 11 you gotta go Wentz. Yeah a lot of backseat driving. A lot of backseat driving. I mean it sounds like Ron you were killing it.
You ruined the night by having all the good picks? Yeah I hit and made money and got out.
It was very funny because me and Jay we were both there and it was just us at
the table playing and we and we barely were speaking.
We would occasionally be like, yeah, I like seven.
That would be it.
We weren't speaking at all.
And then Ron showed up, and he added a lot more conversation.
Which really fucked it up, yeah.
Which is usually a silent, mirthless thing.
And then a great moment was Ron goes,
I'm gonna go grab a drink.
You guys want anything?
And I was like, yeah, I'll do a Diet Coke.
And then Che goes, I'll do an Arnold Palmer, no alcohol.
Obviously, they didn't have that.
The lady was so pissed at me for asking.
And I really tried.
I was like, I'll give you a lemonade.
It's like Che, that would be like if you ordered a glass of milk
right now.
Why would they have Arnold Palmer iced tea?
I've been getting them all week. I don't know what has been happening, but every time they
don't nail it exactly, which is like 50% of the time, I get very hot. Which is what happened.
What? Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Is Arnold Palmer right?
Man?
No, I get extremely hot on the table.
Oh, I get temperature with your eyes.
They brought you a drink that was a little bit off. Look out on the table.
Yes, I told Hank, Hank can attest, Hank was with me yesterday, sitting at the blackjack table, ordered an
Arnold Palmer, they just gave me an iced tea. I was like, we're about to get crazy hot.
There we go. I believe it. I absolutely believe it. When they bring you a perfect Arnold Palmer, do you keep it?
Cash out. Yeah, it hasn't been as good, but I mean, it's tasty.
It's fun.
I also want to clarify, they didn't even bring him, they brought him a lemonade.
It wasn't like they fucked up the iced tea.
It was a different drink.
Yeah, they didn't get the ratio wrong.
It was fun time, you know, what's that?
Yeah, we had a good time.
Wallace? Yeah, it was a good Kelsey, big Kelce.
Kelce pulled up.
Top five of the night, any on camera?
Some solid daps.
I was, I kind of mobilized once the daps started circling around because it got, it was like
I was, we were there, we were hanging out for a while and then the celebs started rolling
through which like borderline feels like they is it planned well I
got a nowhere just hanging out celebrities just start walking down
one yeah I also think it's the super week is like you just run into famous
people yeah no but I meant like they all showed up at the exact like we were
there for like an hour and a half to see anybody. It was the Chris Stapleton concert Yeah, yeah, Stapleton let out and then the tables just got flooded Kate knows
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I went to the bathroom
I came back and it was like 200 people surrounding one craps table and Che was in the center of it
I helped break up a fight with Gilly and some other man. Oh, hell yeah
What you do Gilly help break up a fight or you help break up a fight that Gilly was involved in? I helped break up a fight Gilly was involved in.
There were other people.
Wait.
Gilly got into a fight?
No, it was like a...
A little disagreement.
A fracas?
No, I think you could even explain what happened.
He like stepped, like took a step back from the table and then they thought that he was
giving up his spot but he was just talking to somebody.
And so they tried to...
Yeah.
You got in the middle of them?
Yes.
Gilly was on my left, the guy was walking by on the right, they were yelling at each other, and
Gilly was trying to, I don't know, it was a scene. But yeah, I was a hold back guy. I don't know if
he's, well, never mind.
Did you guys bump into the guy with that trail of robots giving out cheese?
No.
What? He was giving out cheese for his survival?
I was fucking with him
Which was really this guy didn't speak very good English and Kyle was put him through the ringer
The guys like please take my cheese and cows like I don't think you want me to take the cheese
Like long cracker barrel sticks do you want me take these? He's like I need you to take
Like I'm not allowed to go unless you take the cheese and Kyle's like there's a catch
He's like take the cheese and Kyle's like no
You can't do throw away the cheese throw away the cheese
They rolled up to Frenchman Street to meet us and Kyle dumps like 52. I'll take about a hundred cheese
Help the guy go home this Kyle had like an armful and the guy said, take more cheese. A lot of cheese. We got lunch
yesterday and we had the funniest waiter of all time. He was the poor kid. We were up on like a
balcony seating and I ordered a drink and he hands it to me and he's like, sorry, I spilled half of a
shaky.
And then he just didn't refinge that half a drink.
Just showed up with half the drink.
He was like, yeah, it's everywhere down there.
He's like, and it's weird because I'll try to focus on not shaking and it'll just shake more.
And then he tried to throw up the tray to do a trick and it just fell on the ground.
It's brutally honest. Someone told him, hey your shoes untied and he said, I know.
Every time you would come back he'd be like, you guys need anything like any
drinks or anything and we'd be like, no I think we're all set and then he'd like
take like one step back and he'd like look over the balcony and he'd be like
bumper to bumper traffic out there. He was late and he just kept looking and being like, better hope your friend's
not driving.
He wanted to just converse so bad I felt bad.
He'd drop off the food and he'd be like, everything look good?
And I'd be like, yeah.
And he'd go, ah, who you rooting for?
I paid for like 12 drinks so it's the equivalent of six with his shaky
hands. It was a great time. It's a really good time. Oh man. He would just walk over and just drop like
random LSU facts for Super Bowl in 26 years with no LSU players in them. That's a cool fact.
That is a cool fact. That's a great fact. It's crazy. 24. And then he showed us a picture of him in an LSU jersey.
And I'm like, what are you wearing?
And then he went head to toe brand of what he was wearing.
Like Stacey Adams, Stacey Adams, Ames.
Not like what the shirt said, like the actual brands
that made the shirt.
Kim Rocks, he was amazing.
But you're the type of person that's not going to make him
refill the drink either.
No, I tipped him $200.
What?
He was a sweet boy. I'll say that.
Oh my god. What was the bill?
$180.
You gave him 100%?
I felt kind of bad for him.
Oh my god.
He kept on dropping stuff.
He fleeced your ass.
Yeah, he did. There was like at one point like, KB asked like
what what like a drink was like if a drink was sweet and then he was like how
old do you think I am? I was like I don't know man he goes 19. I can't legally have the drink.
And he's like the facial hair throws people off. Oh yeah, and anytime someone ordered a drink with alcohol, it was like the world stopped.
He was like, all right, I have to ID everyone at the table.
He goes, it's not my rule.
The manager told me he's no matter, even if they're 60 years old, I have to ID all of
you.
And it was like the same speech every time.
Every time somebody got a drink.
I was really, I enjoyed it of you and it was like the same speech every time somebody got a drink it was really I enjoyed it yeah it was fun it was funny
too because like he was the most like innocent like like kid and then it was
like everyone else that was working there clearly just wanted to like blow
their fucking head off it was like the whole crew it was him this like goth girl and then
this like the bouncer was this like sixh girl, and then this like, the bouncer
was this like 6'5 black dude and I went into the bathroom and he was just in the middle
of vaping and I come in and he just lets out the biggest sigh and he just turns around and
goes back to work.
That was a blast.
What's the name of the spot?
Shout out the spot.
Yeah, give that guy some-
I don't remember what it was called. I'll never be able to find out either.
Good spot though. Great spot.
Is that around here? Yeah.
I got a nice fried chicken BLT. Delicious.
Oh, hell yes. Delicious.
How are your guys' dinners? They all got like appetizers.
We just got light. I'm talking about these beef boys' dinners.
How was your... on you? I ate dinner at like 11-15. Yeah. Too late. I'm talking about these boys' dinners. How was your, on you?
Uh, I ate dinner at like 11-15.
Yeah, either way too late.
It's just too late. It's just too late.
I got sorry.
I had a dinner combo and I just, I was there for the dinner and then,
you can't have the party before the dinner.
Yeah.
It doesn't make sense.
No.
Ask backwards.
It's bad.
Then I ate dinner at 11-15.
It is a good way to get people out of there early though.
Yeah. Cause like, dinner before the party party people are fueled for the night. Yeah
Party before the dinner you're like hungover by the end of the day. Yeah, let's go home. Yeah. Yeah something to think about
I saw I saw Russie. Oh
Yeah, yeah, I just kept on repeating Jerry loves you so much. Does he know?
Does he know? No, he was just, well he kind of was like oh yeah yeah yeah and then I think he was
he was like get this guy away from me please. He's gone from the Steelers right?
He's gone to me. He might be yeah. You're kind of hot. What? Oh yeah that one that one
woman yeah Amanda Vance, I believe
Gambling content creator
Yeah, you do look kind of hot
Was that like an inside joke or
Yeah, she was touching you yeah
It's kind of cool. Oh,. Ooh, that is cool. Yeah.
Temperature hot. Dude is sweating a ton.
I was sweating a ton last night.
It's so hot.
Every time I have to walk like five blocks,
it's like, I wanna go home.
Yeah, I showed up to the casino,
I walked by myself to the casino,
I showed up, I was dripping sweat.
Yeah, I was wearing a sweatshirt,
I just threw it away.
Yeah.
Like I just left, I just threw it down,
and I was like, I'll never see this again.
I'm just making the change right now.
There's just no chance I'm carrying a sweatshirt.
It was a styrofoam cup.
I did, I just left it at the bar we were at.
Like, I'm done with this.
It is, and it's nothing worse than being at a bar
and just having a longa fucking
garment massive jacket or some shit.
I hate that.
Oh Danny, what did you do to me?
Something fucked up.
Oh yeah.
Hmm.
We were walking from the bar and Danny goes, who was the president during 9-11?
And I said George Bush and then he pushed Kyle into a bush.
Oh nice.
So Kyle didn't get the trivia and got pushed into a bush.
He held me into a thorny floor.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
He used to do the pushing into bushes game.
Yeah, it was fun. We would be like, what's your favorite theme park?
Bush Gardens.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Bill Gates.
Classic funny thing.
Probably pushed you into a gate.
Into a gate.
To a hundred dollar bill.
Oh, cool. Danny is just a freshman in high school. to a gate? To a gate? To a $100 bill. Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Danny is just a freshman in high school.
Who's that cannibal guy again?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Arnie Hammer.
Yeah, and just fucking smash him over the head.
Get over the head.
Gotcha.
Danny got me for two for flinching four times last night.
Got me twice.
That's really annoying.
I love that. He got Brandon too's really annoying. I love that.
He got Brandon too pretty good.
I love that.
Brandon, you've been coy.
What did you do?
Oh, we talked about it before you got here, but I went to Emeril's restaurant and Emeril
was there.
Fuck yes.
It was awesome.
Man, it's so fucking sick.
It's so sick.
Yeah.
Where'd you get the fish?
No, just the whole full tasting menu.
Oh, nice.
There was a fish, there was a trout,
almondine, and a cobia.
Love cobia.
I've caught both of those.
Yeah.
Trout, almondine.
You caught either?
I've never caught a cobia.
Have you caught a trout?
I've caught a trout, never caught a cobia.
Why did you make that face?
You didn't think I could catch a trout.
I've caught a trout in this city.
Speckled trout. Not really a trout. That's a trout. Not didn't think I could catch a trout. I've caught a trout in this city. Speckled trout.
Not really a trout.
That's a trout.
Not really.
How's that not a trout?
Not really.
You know what?
Your attitude sometimes is piss poor.
I caught a cobia.
They're big.
Yeah.
How big?
They're huge.
Oh, didn't you catch them with Sydney Rose?
Yeah.
Where'd you catch them?
Crazy.
North Carolina, South Carolina.
You don't know?
Virginia, actually.
OK.
OK.
Oh, by the way, that picture.
Let me do Reese's real quick.
That picture of Vasoli is so juicy.
It's nice.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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of chocolate and peanut butter.
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with a layer of ooey gooey delicious chocolate lava.
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Try Reese's new delicious chocolate lava big cup. We gotta see that picture. I by the way sass I met
one of the guys from Reese's last night at a party and he I was like
Did you watch it in the show? He's like, yeah loved it. It was like a 25-minute ad
I was like, did you watch the end of the show? He's like, yeah, I loved it.
It was like a 25 minute ad.
Oh, yeah.
That's what it's like.
Yeah.
I say I said that.
All that hemming and hawing, just free ad time.
Yeah.
I'm all about just pleasing the advertiser.
Fasoli didn't shower for like 30 minutes.
Oh, yeah.
That was the first thing I've done.
Oh, Fasoli, you got denied last night too.
Oh, I heard about that.
Oh, this is such a fight.
You just did such a bad job with that so I got a while
thinking like a Gatorade or over a coach like I was.
They had to hire a professional power washer guy the guy was
here when he got here.
They had to hire a professional power washer guy. The guy was here when he got here.
Oh my god.
Yeah, whoever hired him.
There's still a muffin bus in there.
He came to check it out and he's like, what happened back here?
And I was like, uh.
Wait, so facility, what happened?
You got denied?
I waited till the end.
Hold on, hold on.
Talking to the mic.
It smelled like chocolate.
You have the video, TJ?
This guy smells too much like chocolate.
Oh, there's a video of it?
Yeah. Sadly. I waited till video of it. Yeah, sadly.
I wait till the end. I was very respectful. I went to a
security guard first and I never asked for pictures from
trying to try to talk to Bill Belichick. We had a bar last
night and Belichick just come strolling through after the
awards and everyone just stopped and then holy shit.
And then he sat down. They were there for a good amount of
time and we were all there drinking I didn't bother him when he
came in and then I waited till the end and they were getting up and getting
ready to leave but I walked up his security guard was like no pictures
tonight and I was like oh I said I understand thank you and I turned around
and went you should have been like I'm in my 20s, I have big tits, you should love me.
This is so sad.
No, but that guy, that hurts.
I need you to get that picture.
Good attempt. Good attempt, yeah.
You'll get it. You're going to get a Belichick picture.
Had you watched anybody, I know you don't have the't like anymore Had you watched anybody else get their picture?
Just one other person, okay
Really rude was the girl yeah, she's there she must have a fake
It was her ring, huh?
It was her ring, huh? That's quite a picture.
Belichick and his girlfriend on the red carpet was like, whoa.
I think about the mermaid one a lot. It just pops in my head all the time.
Look at this. I get it because you can see Belichick's got a little surfer hair going.
Yeah, she definitely styled that. Yeah. His hand placement, too.
Yeah.
He's putting it down.
Yeah, he is.
Like, what do you think his position, like, rotation is?
Obviously, he's on his back most of the night.
I think he's got his back most of the night.
They don't make it to the bedroom.
He went five for five.
The neighbors know their neighbor.
The real way.
No.
No chance.
Yeah, he did
Belichick there's no way Bellagio did tricks on love
Good for him. He matches the carpet good for him
You think they open-mouth kiss? Oh
Yeah, they French for sure I don't think he likes that.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
No, Rowan.
Yeah, yeah, he does.
I don't think he likes that.
It's an assumption.
New Orleans is such a fun city, though.
So many cool bars.
Yeah, yeah.
How was Frenchman Street?
It was so- Frenchman Street?
It was so awesome.
What part did you guys go to there?
Three Muses.
Three Muses.
Isn't it very chill?
Why did you think you were going to get beat up?
Not beat up, but like I, so these shirts, everyone that I
have seen wearing them this week, every time I see them,
I'm like, oh god, which is what killed me to wear this down
the street already.
And so by the time we left, because we walked over to Frenchman Street
I was like, I don't want to be walking on the backstreets where you would match in chorus. I don't know
Maybe the backchains. Yeah, I felt like
My brain couldn't take it anymore. So I was like, let's change up. Sorry count ended at 48
You're the clicker like an umpire even when he wasn't recording recording I was like, I'm so sorry you have to do this right now.
I'm so sorry you're stuck out with me.
I had a great time.
It was honestly two perfect characters.
The way Danny like plays sad and the way you play happy is, once you get the great.
That tarot card reader just fucked me up.
We didn't ask her to be mean.
She just like, every single card she pulled just shit all over him.
You have no confidence.
I get it. You have no ego. I'm like, oh, she's like, no over it. You have no confidence. I get it.
You have no ego.
I'm like, oh, she's like, no, it's kind of a bad thing in this case.
Yeah.
She's like, he has no confidence.
I said, like, you should start talking more.
I was like, how do you know me?
Yeah.
Let's get out of here, Kate.
Lady Acker.
The virgin part.
Yeah, she nailed it.
Yeah, called me a virgin.
That's not true, though.
I swear. Would you say you have a big dump in your pants? You're like a baby. We're an asshole
What no, that's an old baby
Yeah, that is it's a toddler
wise baby, we're on your
Wrap is awesome. So good. Yeah, watch it right away when it came out
Thank you shout to Tyler who edited the fuck out of it killed it
Got to the bro who let me record it right before the dozen we record that like 20 25 minutes
Oh, you did that was on Tuesday night. Yeah, holy shit wrote it on the plane for the most part
I came together really fast. It came together good, but
Yeah, I'm happy with how it came out. Thank you
Yesterday, I also shot His new video series I'm doing
called Warm Ones with the Bustin' with the Boys guys.
And it's like hot ones, but with just piping warm beers.
Oh, real hot beers.
Oh, nice.
Did they get progressively hotter?
Wait, wait.
I mean, I guess they get towards room temperature.
Did you clear this with Dana?
I know that it's his domain,
but I think that me and Dana have a good understanding
right now.
Dana's gonna see the first episode and be like,
God fucking dammit, why didn't I think of this?
The beer is warm.
Brilliant.
But check for that.
What's the premise?
Just ask, it's like Hot Ones.
You ask a question for every beer.
Love it. And just kind of edit it down. It's like Hot Ones. You ask a question for every beer.
Love it.
And just kind of edit it down. It'll be tough to edit it down though.
Because it took a long time to drink all those beers.
How many did you guys drink?
Well they don't drink so I just drank all 12.
What do you mean they don't? Oh you...
They're like not really drinking like that I guess.
The Boston Boys?
Yeah even though I guess they did just do the case race. Yeah, what the fuck?
And then at dinner they did also order drinks.
Huh.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Dave did show up to that dinner like two hours late.
It's very funny.
Was that to send a message?
No, I think he was just in gridlock.
OK.
For two hours.
Yeah, traffic.
He went to go see the Revivalists as well, I think.
Yeah.
His favorite band.
Everyone knows that.
Dave's a big revivalist guy?
You didn't know that?
No.
It's his favorite band.
Damn, dude, get up on your DP lore.
Interesting.
The fuck?
Good band.
Really good band.
You like them too?
Yeah.
Wow.
It was crazy because I told Sass
that Dave was gonna be at that dinner.
It was like busting me, Dave was gonna be there,
and he was like, I don't think I'm gonna go.
He was like, you probably gotta be the only person
at the company that just doesn't wanna go
to dinner with Dave.
Wait, you were there?
I was.
And so wait, when did Dave show up?
Two hours late.
It was?
What were they saying when it was happening?
They thought that he was standing them up.
They were positive, they were a little bit nervous.
But then he got there and it was exactly what they wanted.
He just crushed Taylor for sucking off Patrick Mahomes.
And they had a nice argument, it was very nice.
Oh, that's nice.
We made a steak, we all just sat there and watched him
eat his steak, it was amazing.
Yeah, I also ate, I just ate, I had just ate.
It was like 30 minutes after I got back from lunch slash
dinner with KB and Nick.
Got it.
Oh, it was lunch slash dinner.
And I had a stomach ache.
From that sweet fried chicken BLT.
And Rob was hammering.
He called me.
He's like, well, I lobbied for you pretty hard.
And I was like, well, you also told me that we were going to
go to the Super Bowl together.
I had that realization when I was like, fuck, I should go.
He did tell me I was invited.
And I was like, well, he did invite me to the Super Bowl, and then I had to buy my own
ticket and go by myself.
So I'll come sit with you for a little bit.
You're right, I should have paid out of pocket when I had a free ticket.
I told you not to.
Huh?
I told you not to. What? I said no.
I said no.
I'll go by myself.
Yeah, well, so then why are you holding it against me?
Because it's funny.
Yeah, it is.
Skies being dudes.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is like we're all going home,
and you're going to get ready for war.
We just started.
Yeah, me and Sass are about to.
But I just don't understand the fucking Patriots
pants with the eagle shirt.
Why? That's a good point. about to but I just don't understand the fucking Patriots pants shirt why can't
be a fan of the game are you gonna go are you gonna start going out with Max
ron I saw him in the lobby he just has like a smoldering chaotic energy oh he
gave me a fattest high-five yeah cuz he didn't go out the last couple of nights
He had to work so he's like he's ready to go unleash. Yeah, he came in this morning
Like he was like he just did like smelling salts
Like that's how he was walking through the lobby of the hotel
It's saunter. Yeah fucking crushing it. Yeah, I would go out with him
I hadn't been drinking all week then drank yesterday for content and I don't feel like drinking again But I'll do it for max. You hadn't been drinking all week, then drank yesterday for content, and I don't feel like drinking again,
but I'll do it for Max.
You gotta do it for Max.
I'll do it for my brother Max.
One night out with Max.
There's not as much juice in the Super Bowl
as I was expecting.
It gets juiceless.
Not as much buzz.
Maybe it's because I'm spending every night
just in my hotel room alone.
Yeah.
There's no juicing in a hotel room.
Every hotel room is juiceless. Maybe. Maybe because I'm just antisocial.
Yeah.
I think that is one of those.
That could be it.
Because that's what I did.
I was in my room last night, and I was like, man, this sucks.
I was like, LA was way more fun.
And then I was like, well, I guess I had been playing
Black Ops 6 for four hours straight.
So that might be on me.
Might be my fault. And then you went outside and then I went to the casino, I guess I have been playing black ops 6 for four hours straight
I went to the casino and I was like, I know there are people
We just be what it is you travel with your console. Yeah, that's awesome. He doesn't put it in this checked love There is you take out your area. He's got a look. He's ready. You send your ps5 through the tray. Yeah
Look, Max. You send your PS5 through the tray,
and you bring it on the plane.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I have a duffel bag, so I don't trust them,
because they're going to throw it into the plane.
Right.
So I just put it in the overhead.
But yeah, it is humiliating when you've got to take out
the console from the bag, throw it in the tray.
It's just this massive white PlayStation.
But fuck it.
What can you do?
Well, the other alternative is not gaming.
Yeah.
I like, I'm a corny person. I fucking love the just razzin' on the street.
You see a chiefs fan be like, boo, have a good one.
You did that last night.
Did you say have a good one after?
God damn.
Wait, you did that, but it's not quite like that, Kate.
Because you went up to that guy in a chiefs shirt at the bar
Yeah, you went up to him. You went boo, and then you go. I'm so sorry. What's your name?
His name was Jay, and then we didn't see you for 30 minutes you were with Jay
Actually a really delightful guy
I love the bar. There was the Chiefs fans. He's actually a really delightful guy
Yeah, I love hearing where you're from what you're doing how long you're in town like I love that shit What's the our chiefs fans are on the one hand they feel like salt of the earth midwesterners?
You know being from Kansas City. Yes, so they win all the time. Yeah, like annoying as fuck or they there was
There's a chugging this about them for sure
See a lot of them like rolling around with cigars looking a lot of cigar guns.
Yeah they're a little bit too far west to have that midwestern kindness.
Yeah.
Rone nailed it yesterday on radio he's just like they'll just you know Patrick Holmes
will like lightly sprain his ankle they'll be like oh good game you guys won and then
happy for you guys.
Come back out and just dice someone up.
Yeah.
Like oh I guess we won completely trick us yeah they were fucking very sneaky fans and they all
kind of acknowledged it even when I said that yeah they know that they are like
hey good game hell of a season we had I guess my homes is hurt like well what
do you know we won this is classic us losing the
wrong bro did it happen again we're gonna lose the road and keep on the radio there was like these two like 60 year old, there was a couple Chiefs fans and he just immediately was like,
Patrick Mahomes is a cocksucker.
They were aghast.
I was also fresh off drinking 12 beers with the busing guys.
Makes sense.
I was loose.
I had 12 beers around the busing guys?
Yeah, that's what it was.
Yeah, by the... in front of them.
Did you hear about that new Buston series they're about to do where they drink the 12
warm beers?
I'm gonna tune into that.
I had to get them before they left.
So are they just fucking gone on Monday?
I think it's March 1st, but Basically?
This is the last we'll see them.
Yeah.
Shad.
How many times do you think you'll see Will again?
I think I'll see Will a decent amount of times.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I said I think I'll see him maybe twice ever again.
I'm just gonna make him do the case races.
Yeah, true.
That's just gonna have to happen.
But now he can, he doesn't have to.
Yeah, he can say no.
Yeah. Or we can guilt him
maybe
Max you ready to go we got to go
Yeah
Let's do it. I'll do the last interview the week. It's gonna be a struggle. Can you do raising canes? Sorry everyone. I'm down here
Max, how do you feel?
You look great
Try one soup bowl Max, how do you feel? I feel great. You look great. I'm trying to win Super Bowl.
He's trying to win Super Bowl.
Sass included.
Sass is one of our brothers this week.
We're all going to the game.
Yeah.
Basically together.
Yeah.
I'll be at the Super Bowl one day.
All right, Dan.
Sorry, boys.
Good work this week.
I know, but where?
Where?
Good job, Big Cat.
Sass is going to pass the man in the green boots on the wall.
So it's going to be like four hours. Job big cat sass is gonna pass the man so
You know you don't think it is
Also final notes. Oh, flight's leaving. They're boarding.
I did get home to my room last night, though, and I wrote down every detail I could remember
about any celebrity I encountered last night.
Oh, I mean, you might as well.
Give us a couple.
Give us a couple.
Give us a couple.
No, no, no.
Give us a couple.
Give us a notebook.
We'll read it.
At the end of the night, it was like, Boo Allen and Chris Long and Kylie Kelsey and all that,
and I was like, do you guys wanna hear why
I know we're gonna win?
And I like, and then it was bad.
It was, I like, I was like shitting on the Mahomeses
and all this stuff and they were like, it was.
Like these are our friends.
So I'm feeling that was the last time.
Yeah, that's what they said.
So yeah, that was probably the last time.
Jackson Mahomes was at the casino too. Oh, yeah
Dude is a monster. It wasn't as bad as I thought. I'm just kidding. I had a great... I didn't say anything dumb.
Jackson Mahomes is like 6'10".
I saw him, he just like reached across and like kissed the roulette dealer on the lip.
Dude, I never saw anything like that. Just grabbed him by the face and kissed him. He was pulling the slot machine lever with his mouth.
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The best at it. How was your lovely wife's time down here?
She's had a good time.
She's, you know, during these hours she's just kind of taking care of herself.
She went out with Kate yesterday, but she'll text me.
She's in like wildly different parts of the city.
She goes everywhere.
I think she spent an hour handing out Bibles yesterday on Bourbon Street.
Oh wow.
Are you serious?
Yeah, she'll just find herself doing something and somebody will say, Hey, you want to help me? She'll just help them. So
she just she's just been been going around and doing a bunch of stuff. Damn. She is cultured.
Yeah, she's very cultured. Yeah, she's just I've heard her speak three languages this
week, French, Spanish and American. So yeah, it feels really good. Feels really good. I
bumped into her and I had a bag full of voodoo dolls and she did not like
that now i bet she did not like that at all i bet she didn't but
now she's she's had a good time she's trying to culture herself she's been
looking for the perfect po boy all week
and hasn't uh...
hasn't been able to find it
the po boy district isn't where we are well it's not it's not a district
there's a lot of work but but there are is where the Po Boys are. There's only one good French Quarter Po Boy. What is it? I did a whole
video on it you should watch it. Well I don't have time to watch it now I just need to have
the Po Boy as quick as I can. Just do a skim you'll find it. I gotta find the Po Boy as quick as I
can. We gotta go and after this show I've got like an hour and find this Po Boy. There's one by the
airport called Bon Me Boy. That's not a po'
boy, that's a Bon Me. So it's like a Bon Me style po' boy. But that's not a po' boy, that's a really
nice one. Okay guys, I think is one of my favorites. Okay. If you want a ham, parasols, parkway. Why
would I want parkway I've heard of? But it's not close to where we are. Yeah. So. Well are you looking
for shrimp or like roast beef ham?
Fried oyster po' boy would be good or roast beef roast beef po' boys. Very good
And I haven't been able to find it. But me and my wife will go find it. When are you leaving? 645
We'll find yeah, I'll find just watch the video real quick
You've got a lot of videos.
I'm gonna skim your entire catalog?
This is one video.
You don't have to watch them all.
What's your final challenge?
I ended at 76.
I don't want spoilers.
76 oysters.
That's what my final challenge is gonna be.
That's how much you've had?
Yeah.
How many raw?
Zero.
Okay, yeah.
Zero.
Yeah, that's smart.
I was going to do raw, but once the whole scare happened, I decided they gotta be cooked. How much you've had? Yeah. How many raw? Uh, zero. Okay, yeah.
Zero.
Yeah, that's smart.
I was going to do raw, but once the whole scare happened, I decided they gotta be cooked.
That's a real thing, huh?
Is that what happened to the Eagles?
Yeah, it's like Ripley.
They all have diarrhea, right?
Their locker room?
I don't know.
It's kinda scary.
Are they all eating oysters, though?
I don't know.
I thought you could trust the food, but they said that when they're in a hotel like that,
they have to... they can't get outside food because of the hotel contract.
So it's all the hotel food that's got to be fucking them.
Oh.
Like you have to pay, they said they have to pay $8 a pizza if they want to bring in
pizzas.
Did you hear that the Chiefs are in the Good Luck Hotel?
What's that?
Chiefs are in the Good Luck Hotel.
So whenever there's a national title game, whenever there's a Super Bowl, whoever stays
in the Marriott wins?
That's what, that's what local someone told me.
And the Chiefs are in the Marriott?
Well these, these are just- You don't like that, do you? That sucks so bad. Yeah, That's what local someone told me. And the Chiefs are in the Marriott? Local someone told me.
You don't like that, do you?
That sucks so bad.
Yeah, it's not good for Philly.
These squads are just staying in the French Quarter?
Yeah, they're right beside them.
Yeah, they're right across from us.
So they're pretty much imprisoned.
Yeah, they're on house arrest.
They can't go stomp the streets.
I don't know why they're not out, like, away from all of us.
They should just stay in Baton Rouge or something.
Yeah, they should be two hours away. Yeah, they should not out like away from all the places. They should stay to like Baton Rouge or something.
Yeah, they should be hours away.
They should not be here.
Does New Orleans have like affluent suburbs?
Yeah, I think parts of Metairie and you know wherever Drew Brees and Sean Paton live probably.
I don't know.
The Garden District is not like full on suburb but it's like a little bit quieter.
How many NFL players are recognizable though?
Oh, a couple dozen.
I don't think it's 10, I think it's like less than five.
But the size gives them away.
You can always tell.
But you can see that's an NFL player,
but you don't know who it is.
Yeah. A lot of times.
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw one in the gym of our hotel
that's clearly an NFL guy, but I just couldn't.
A lot of dudes will just ask for pictures with them
and figure it out later. Yeah, but I just couldn't. A lot of dudes will just ask for pictures with them and figure it out later.
Yeah, that's smart.
Yeah.
It's like a gamble though.
I walk around with Greg Ode and that will happen to him.
They'll take a picture and then they'll
tap me on the shoulder and be like,
this is what?
Oh, you just see like a son of a black man.
We know it's somebody.
He's gotta be somebody.
I don't know who the fuck he is,
but he's gotta be somebody. Makes sense. Yeah.
How's Greg doing?
He's good, I think.
Yeah.
I think he's pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know he's been walking with Frank.
Yeah, doing the Frank walks.
Where's Frank been all week?
Where's Frank?
I can't believe he's fucking here.
Oh, him and Betzer.
I had a heated battle on X today.
When he did do the walk with Frank, Frank's people reached out to Mark
and said, hey we can get Greg Odin for you if you want. Yeah, if you ever want Greg on your show, you got his contact.
That's cool man. That was really nice of them. Oh yeah, Bats and Frank did get into it.
They got into it. What was that about? Bats was at Starbucks for seven minutes and Frank wasn't having it.
That's classic fucking bats Seven whole minutes pathetic
This is ridiculous
Don't you don't you really need Starbucks? This is ridiculous. This is a fucking joke
Yes, I already paid for it the fuck going to be time to go to the airport
You need coffee I'm caught Fucking
You need coffee fucking go
timestamps don't lie Fleming right
Oh shit
Franklin's star boys
Jakes and bets are not long for this world. How did jinks get out of getting down here? I don't know, man.
I can't believe he's fucked.
Never again!
This is fucking ridiculous.
Do you really need coffee?
Mikey. Michael.
And he's like been up for 23 hours straight.
Hope there's seventh walk. Poor guys.
Seriously though, what has Frank been doing this week?
I think he's just, I literally think he's, here's Mike's on.
I think he literally banked a bunch of walks. Yeah.
One day they said he had 26,000 steps wow which
is a lot of stuff good track yeah it's working man every time I see him he
looks yeah he looks meaner yeah he does he is getting meaner
he's getting just a title and angry like those two guys have been nothing but
good for him they have literally improved his quality of life so much and he fucking hates them.
Those men could be canonized but he hates them.
He hates their guys.
Jix is a lifesaver and he wants to fucking kill him.
He despises them.
They're like his in-laws.
He's like their two most hated...
Frank's enemy number one and two.
He hates them more than anyone. They're Frank's two-factor authentication.
Yes, that's what they do.
Oh my god.
So, Betts flew down from Chicago?
Yeah.
And Frank flew in from New York, obviously?
I also think Betts has a three-month-old?
A very new baby.
Yeah.
I walked into one of those telephone rooms in the front of the
The office yeah, he was weeping on his knees and he's like do you have a time to talk? I was like I don't
What does his wife think of Frank I don't know it's it's it's job security right so gotta be good
Flips the Godfather. I was kidding. And you think he comes home and complains about
Frank? My boss is such an asshole. I think he complains about Frank at work I think he complains about
Frank in the uber I think complains about Frank at home. Probably gets home and starts like
throwing shit around his apartment. My boss was on my ass. And you know Jinx was probably egging that
shit on in the group chat too. No, Jinx was trying to be the peacemaker on Twitter. Oh
was he? Yeah, he was like boys please, do I have to come down there? Have you all seen
the Jinx phone calls with Ben Mint while Mintz is working out? No. And Jinx was trying to
walk him through certain stuff, you know do this do this and Mets just
I think it's been a couple weeks that Jinx had one but instead of doing it
Mets is just talking through it it's I don't know. Mets also stole a laptop
yesterday yeah from a from a from Steve Lee's wife yeah that might have been
Steve Lee's voice. Oh my god she stole his voice. Like Ursula the sea witch.
Jinx said he just texted you answers. Me?
Yeah, he just texted BWOC answers.
Well why didn't he text them to you?
Yeah, what were the questions?
Odin's people insisted I try to contact Titus. I know it was weird.
Okay, well, that's fine.
Yeah.
Alright.
The answer I want Jenks is does Mikey Betts wife hate Frank
She's like Ray Liotta's wife and good fella
Taking his keys and throwing them out in the yard
I think Frank can claim pre-monocta though. Knock on the door. Oh man. You guys see that Shannon Sharp has a picture of himself
in his basement? That's pretty awesome. A shirtless picture of himself. So Shannon Sharp welcomed
his brother to the Hall of Fame yesterday. Oh, yeah, they did it in Shannon Sharps basement and
TJ can find it, but he's got a shirtless picture of himself. He looks great. He's in great shape, but
Then to have a statue of himself in his foyer of his home like as soon as you walk in there's a big statue of Tio
It to you. Yeah, that probably checks out. Yeah, it's cool.
And those are also body guys. Both of those are body guys, right? Tio was.
The body-ish one?
What is he up to? I'm surprised he's not in like the media.
He kind of is, right? He's right on the doorstep of it.
Didn't he do like the challenge and like CT like undressed him?
There it is.
CT was nasty as fu- oh my god.
That's a great...
They set up the framing of Sterling Sharpe's Hall of Fame announcement with that in the background.
He might have the best pecs in the game.
Who? Shannon or Tio?
Shannon.
The Rock.
But that's Shannon. That picture's from like 20 years ago.
Yeah, but if I ever looked like that at any point in time that be in every room.
But his pet is all pecs.
You know what I mean?
I mean arms are good, but he just has such a
shelf of pecs.
Have y'all seen the guy on TikTok who I think he's getting
pretty big now that just impersonates the
Chad the Ocho Cinco and Shannon podcast.
No, very good.
He does both parts,
but he just does the Shannon impression and Ocho Cinco impression Shannon podcast? No. It's very good. He does both parts. But he just does the Shannon impression
and the Ocho Cinco impression.
He's really good.
I love that podcast.
It's one of my favorites.
The clips are always funny.
I could just watch them talk about anything.
I was scream laughing alone to the video
when of Prime on that podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, where he says eight toes or something like that?
Yeah.
Where Ocho Cinco says it and Prime's like,
see, I know you were going to do that. No, it was when he said something about the Strip that. Yeah. Where Osho Synchro says it and Prime's like, see I know you were going to do that.
No, it was when he said something about the strip club.
You hate Deon so much.
You didn't see that episode of your favorite podcast?
I saw that one.
I saw it.
I was quoting it to you.
I saw it.
Hate watching it.
I don't hate Deon.
You asked your boy Red Fu.
Thank you bro.
Who's Red Fu?
From LMFAO.
What happened? What From LMFAO.
What happened?
What's LMFAO?
He's a pro tennis player.
Oh, really?
Red Fu is now, I believe, a pro tennis player.
How did he do that?
I don't know.
Do you know the relationship between those two is uncle
and nephew, right?
In LMFAO.
You know LMFAO.
Party rockers.
OK, I got that song.
I got that song I got that song
I thought being a pro tennis player was the hardest pro to break into
not for Redfoo
former or age of 40 well that's not an actual pro tennis debut
okay you can hit it
oh we lost
the ITF M15 in Egypt
following to okay and he got his ass kicked you think
that he got pushed to the front of the line because he's a party rocker I would
think so that's not looking at anything professional right now what he can hit
it all right that was pretty good sexy and I know it Brandon that song you
remember that one I'm sexy and I know it you remember that one. I'm sexy and I know it. You remember that one. I don't remember that one.
What was that, Seth?
I know you've tried to shuffle.
I've done the Cuba shuffle.
Every day I'm shuffling.
The, the, the, the, the, the.
I thought that was Rick Ross.
That's Red Foot.
Every day hustling.
Okay.
That song was perpetually on.
Yeah, it was two years.
It was like maybe the most famous song of my lifetime.
I bet you it was on worldwide.
That is certainly not the most famous song of your lifetime leave the house really my big
it might still be I think song came out there's never been a time where it's
not playing somewhere in the world I agree with that there's so it's
somewhere it's on somewhere in the world right this second because they're just
getting it you don't think there's been a single LMFAO list second since I don't
think so I don't think that's been a single LMFAO-less second since that song came out? I don't think so.
I don't think there has been.
I don't know how there could be.
That's an interesting thing.
I haven't been there.
I bet you it is.
I haven't been there.
Consumed anything after 2005.
I don't know how there could be.
Yeah, you're right.
When did it come out?
2007?
I don't know.
Like, no, like 2011 or something.
That and then turned down for what?
They were just always on.
And they're on.
Shots.
High shots.
Yeah.
There's always... Oh, that one go, shots High Shots. Shots.
Shots. Shots. Shots.
Shots. Shots. Shots.
Shots. Shots. Shots.
White Sox Dave has to get that guy to help.
A lyrical genius.
What has been the fallout
since that song? Or not fallout, but
They still have 10.4
monthly, or 10.4
million monthly listeners.
Yeah.
And I don't think they've put out a song since...
10.4 million?
They only put out like four songs.
Yeah.
A month.
On Spotify.
So they're making decent money.
They're making a shit ton of money.
I think their last album is Sorry For Party Rockin'.
I think it's the last time they have stuff from...
That album, I think it made of 10 billion dollars.
No, they have...
What was the next album after that?
I don't know, it's hard to see.
It was a billion.
I think he might see it.
Just yaw on the...
They're all total shouts.
All of their albums are like...
It's literally like, Sorry for Party Rockin' and then like...
Divided by night. Summerland 2015. All of their albums are like, it's literally like, sorry for party rockin' and then like,
divided by night, Summerland 2015 best driving songs.
That's one of the best driving songs?
Bikini party.
What's up?
There's just guys up here?
Oh yeah, there's just a man.
Oh yeah, shit, there's been guys?
I didn't know that.
There's been guys all week?
There's guys up there.
There's guys.
Oh, look at them.
Look at the shit, the fucking guys. This whole time there's been guys?
There's just guys. A collection of guys.
Oh, that's a guy.
Look at that coaching. Oh, there's a girl.
Oh.
It's just a guy.
Seeing we're at 12 peg, I mean, it's the tallest. I don't know.
Yeah.
12 peg.
I think we have to respond.
Yeah.
You got any Baja Blast blast up there boys ever get a lot of shut down
No, we're you after a good week
Look at those guys you guys been here all week? No, we just got here.
That goatee is something.
Yeah.
Is that real?
Yeah, we got a whole unit.
He knows he's not on the bottom floor, right?
I have my headphones, I can't hear him.
He keeps looking at me and thinking, where are you guys coming from?
Where are you guys taking a liking to you, Titus?
For what team? For a specific team?
For the Lions. For the Lions. That's like a goatee they depict Satan with.
Look at that goatee. Can we see the goatee? Get a better shot of that goatee. That's a good-looking
goatee. He has a violent side. You can't not be evil with yeah yeah yeah yeah actually someone should
take oh yes someone should yeah throw them up some Mountain Dews too I don't
know if we're allowed to show up some canes yeah I don't know the rules. Sounds like he's got a Southern accent. Michigan?
Oh, we fucking party.
Oh, we fucking party.
I can't get over that.
You guys still listen to LMFAO?
God damn it.
Oh shit.
You're in the minority.
Danny.
Danny, catch him.
Chet, you want to catch him on your roller skates? Oh!
What?
What?
Alright.
There's a delay there.
I think you didn't do it.
What is that?
The only Miffay-O guy, he doesn't get one.
Yeah, that shit was gay.
You can throw one less than you think you need to.
Do you want some?
I can't have one either.
Oh, they're high-needs?
Yeah, thank you.
Thanks, man.
Would you like some Texas toast?
Would you like some Texas toast?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I can't have one either. Oh, they're high news? Yeah, thank you. Thanks, man.
Would you like some Texas toast?
Would you like some Texas toast?
Or some chocolate lava big cups?
Yeah, we'll take it all for us.
What are you boys getting into?
Throw him a Reese's.
Throw him some toast. Or beads. Take beads. Throw him a Reese's. Throw him some toast. Or beads.
Take beads.
Throw him a Reese's.
There you go.
Throw them a nice Reese's.
Throw him a Reese's.
You got to stand and do it.
There you go.
Hey!
That's a wobbly glass.
Don't do that anymore.
See you. Have fun. Good to see you guys.
Hey, if we're too loud.
If we're too loud.
Sass, those guys fucking hate you.
No, you're good.
Those guys despise you, dude.
They fucking despise you. Let's hate you. All that work this week.
All for nothing.
You're funny to us but the public hates you.
They didn't like me at all.
People would say the exact same thing I said and they'd be like ahhhh. I was like throw them some canes and then Rome was like throw them some toasts and they were like Roooooooooooooooooooo either. The guy just kept talking to me. I said throw him a mountain deer and he was death staring at me.
He was mid like, he glared at you. He was laughing and just cut it off. I saw him up there for a little while. I thought they were our people.
Yeah I thought they were too. Not our people. Oh. I didn't know. I didn't know.
Mostly there were some over there, but they never opened the window.
Yeah.
And I just saw them staring out, but then these guys, I guess, got up the courage to
do it.
I think they're coming back.
He's coming back.
He's coming back.
The goatee.
No, he's shutting it.
I'm just shutting it.
Just shutting it.
I didn't know they made goatees like that anymore.
Yeah.
He's probably beating the shit out of everybody in that room.
Oh, yeah. Yes. They're not getting their deposit back
Let us know if we're too loud tonight. We're gonna be swinging me a lot of punching
Yeah, one of us falls through the roof don't be surprised
One of us falls through the roof to shout
Those guys would have hated that joke.
They're going to kick the fuck out of you.
They're waiting in the hallway.
I said, hey, if we're too loud.
And then they were like, yeah, of course.
Dude, what are you talking about?
There's a record scratch.
Who's your boy?
Why's Pip Squeak talking to us?
Who's the pussy?
It's your bitch ass friend.
How they did you?
You guys are cool.
Anyone else want a noon?
Who wants a noon?
Except for that fucking queer. I was like......
...
...
It really was, that's exactly what it was.
It was clarity.
I haven't had that like immediate
someone doesn't like me in a while.
It's like high school-ish.
Yeah, it was. They picked up on it quick.
Instantly. The second they looked at me they were like, no.
...... Yeah, they picked up on it quick. Instantly. The second they looked at me they were like, no.
It's like someone can't go back to Michigan, bro.
No fly zone for SAS.
Oh my god.
What a week. There's such a welcome addition to the show.
And I like those guys.
Oh man.
I was the one that was, I was being nicer. I was the only one that was being nice.
I've never seen you try to be that nice.
Yeah.
Well, cause you get to nod once and then you're like, well now I want the approval.
Now I want to know that that was a joke.
And it wasn't, they just do not fuck with you.
Or me.
That one FAO question didn't play.
No, didn't work.
No, man, I was surprised by that.
They feel like they would have been LMFAO guys.
And they squawked at me.
No, I didn't like that.
You know what it is.
I think a lot of people don't know what LMFAO is, but they know the song.
They know the songs, yeah.
We'll hear Party for...
We'll hear Sorry for Party Rockin' Tonight.
Soon.
We'll hear them shuffling.
We'll give sorry for party rockin' tonight. Soon. We'll hear them shuffling. We'll give it ten.
Especially once the Mountain Dews start going.
Hell yeah.
Oh my god, they were looking, that was chumming the water to those boys.
The case of Dew.
Oh, they're back.
Oh, hell yeah.
They got new guys, sunglasses.
You think they know we're recording a show?
Or you think they think we're just y show or you think they think we're just yak
Well, they can't see us back here, but they can see the cameras. I
Think it's like a silent
We got a new guy we got new guys new guy we got a new guy. Oh, yeah
What's up new guy?
Oh, yeah, he doesn't even smoke
He's afraid
Sass throw it on
On who? Bro, you won King of Bugs.
Twice.
Alright.
Alright, yikes!
Especially if you're ever in Michigan.
Whereabouts in Michigan, just all over Michigan?
Yeah.
What's up?
Aw, who's that woman talking?
Oh boy.
Detroit, obviously, yeah.
Say something.
Try something.
Give him the shot, Seth.
Seth, say something to him.
Redemption.
Yeah. Are you still sucking say something to him on redemption. Yeah, I still saw
I'm just looking at down. Yeah. It's sunglass guy with them or she just
hanging out. He's going to the store. What's the point of it coming?
Oh, we don't know.
The Ides of March.
I don't know, man.
You found out Dave wasn't coming, they closed the door real quick.
Alright, see you boys.
Good chatting.
Love those fuckers.
Alright, how many of it?
I think we can beat the shit out of them. I don't think so. Alright boys, good chatting. Love those fuckers. Alright, how many of it?
I love those guys.
I think we can beat the shit out of them.
No.
I don't think so.
No.
Who are you taking?
I think the biggest one.
Sunglasses guy was not there the whole time.
No, and I don't think he was there at all when he was there.
I said where'd he come from?
He's like, I've been here.
There you have it.
I think they're dunking on us.
Yeah, they're definitely, yeah.
Sass ran up there probably.
What?
Sass is up there.
Sass is at the airport right now.
I wonder if they brought some of that bud, because if so, they're going to be smoking
it off the balcony, just ashing on us.
But they don't have a balcony.
That's what I mean, or off the, just smoking it out the window, ashing on our balcony.
Yeah, they're going to look down, see you guys on your balcony and say, can we come
down there?
And you'll say, yeah, for your weed.
You're staying here, Rone? I I'm gonna stay here now. Oh damn
He brought his fucking console to did he yeah, are you gonna game with them? I don't know
I guess I have to if I want to spend time with SAS. I'm gonna have to learn to game
Yeah, so he comes maybe walked it off
Party rockers in the house tonight
Those guys said that they have some bud for us
I went up. What'd they say?
I went up, I wanted them to let me in, so I thought it would be funny if I went over.
What?
I thought it would be funny if you guys were looking out and then you saw me.
Yeah, just getting beat up.
If you saw me come out of the window, you'd be like, what's up boys?
That would have been really funny.
He's gonna get dangled like vanilla ice off the balcony.
Blanket.
Michael Jackson's son.
Blanket.
You know Blanket on a first name basis? I was gonna say Michael Jackson's blanket you know you know blanket
I'm gonna say Michael Jackson's son you baby. That's the blanket will grow up to have a normal name or they get up to now Yeah, we're just blankets gotta be I know Paris has grown up. He's blank college is blanket in college is blanket
Actually, I might be older than college blanket actually Michael Jackson's is blanket a stooley
Barstool blanket?
He only likes pizza reviews.
Oh, he's only 22.
He might be a stoolie.
Do we have eyes on what he looks like now?
We gotta hire blanket.
Who's blanket? Michael Jackson's.
You just make that up? Oh, really?
You survived the dangling. I mean... What? right wait what did you change the name to biggie
biggie Jackson is not spelled out that way well it's short for blanket is
blanket adopted biggie Jackson's a cool name though it's the common nickname for Like Peggy and Margaret.
Biggie Jax. That's Prince.
Oh, better known as Blanket.
Blanket was a nickname?
Wait, he's a YouTuber?
That sucks.
I thought Blanket was a real name.
He quit YouTube, he had to give it up.
It must be a hard existence. If you're Michael Jackson's son, you can't get big on YouTube, and that's that's a pretty big head start.
So you... he's rich. Yeah, I guess he's fine.
Didn't someone buy Michael Jackson's discography or did Michael Jackson own Elvis's discography?
Somebody else, I think he owned somebody's discography.
Yeah, there's rumors that it was Emin&M's after M&M's.
Come again, Brendan? I didn't get that last time.
Wait, Michael Jackson's son Blanket attends others...
I don't know which is which.
Son, uh, makes rare appearance, or brother...
Makes rare appearance at Brother Prince's.
How many kids does Michael Jackson have?
I thought Prince was Blanket.
Prince ain't Blanket.
What the fuck did this dude have?
Prince and Paris are the siblings. He named his kid after Prince?
And then blanket. Blanket's just blanket. It was blanket named after him
Prince went to Loyola Marymount? Yeah. That'd be so wild to find out like three years into college
that your boy you're playing beer pong with with Michael Jackson's son
That would be cool. Yo are you the same blanket?
Yo. You can't be the same blanket? Yo!
You can't be the same blanket, Jax.
How did I never put this together?
Damn.
Talk to us, Brandon.
What ethnicity is the name blanket?
It isn't.
Is that Afghan?
God damn it. That's damn good. Thank you.
Go ahead Brandon.
Go ahead Brandon.
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Thank you, sir. I'm getting surgery on my nose on Wednesday really so I could breathe again
Dude, I was like Tony Braxton. Well, you got a septum situation. Yeah, but the that'll improve your life
It's gonna improve my consciousness. So we destroy you that's great
Why did my sister was telling me the because I told you that's gonna?
Know it's supposed to like one of the most painful
Recovery to make a surgery. Why are you doing this your friend? I told him I was I told him I said don't get it
He's getting it. What's the answer? You like wanted to kill himself after?
Yeah, cuz it was so pain. This is story he is getting it. He wants to breathe. I think it's because Beyonce wanted to kill himself after he died. What?
Yeah, because it was so painful.
It's a story twice removed
and you're telling it to scare him.
I've told him multiple times.
They put a camera in my nose
and it just hit a fucking blockade.
Like the camera couldn't even go up my nose
because it's so blocked.
Is your voice gonna change?
I think I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna barren out.
Yeah, I think it might, honestly.
It might make it less nasally.
I have a pretty nasally voice.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, I was listening to it actively, trying to pick up what it was.
Yeah.
Just because these dudes roasted the fuck out of you, you don't have to turn it on me.
I feel like I'm not turning it on.
I'm telling you, I think you shouldn't get the surgery.
Well, what was the horror story you heard?
What? What was the horror story you heard? Why is it so bad?
Oh my sister just said that my her her fiance was like in so like it was the brutal recovery.
She texted me cuz Ron talked it on the pilot of my podcast and she was like tell Ron not to get it.
She was like he wanted to kill himself. But what if it would improve his life?
I know many people that have gotten it that they're like, it's the best thing that I've ever done.
That's what I've heard.
What's it called, the name of the procedure?
I'm not sure.
I could look it up there, but they like kind of cauterize.
There's like tubes in your nose, basically, that they like.
I've heard about that, yeah.
Smooth down.
Let's see what the fuck this is.
Ain't good knowing you, pal.
Yeah.
I know.
You're gonna fucking hate your life.
You still gonna be able to do pop punk
with a different voice
What if your voice what if you get full gay voice when you come? Yeah, we're gonna try a Chinese. Yeah. Yeah
You'll never be on SNL now
They have such good accents down here that I've been listening to so many like the ladies that are like all right baby come on baby yeah I heard you baby I got ten babies at a dinner really yeah they can speak it's like almost Jamaican So that was a screeching halt. No, not really. Nothing like that.
I mean, it doesn't sound similar to you guys?
I heard you baby.
Versus, I heard you baby.
Oh, different. That sounds like the exact same thing. I couldn you, baby. Versus, I heard you, baby. Oh, different. That's the exact same thing.
I couldn't tell you which was which.
Ha ha ha.
Uh, ha ha.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Man.
What time are you guys going to the airport?
Right after this?
3.30, 4 o'clock?
Yeah, right after this.
Maybe now, honestly.
Yeah, you want to do it now?
Depends.
Is this going to get interesting?
Do the rest of the show at the airport?
There's a show.
We're going to. What time are you getting out of here? Depends. Is this going to get interesting? Do the rest of the show at the airport? We're going to.
What time are you getting out of here?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
You think we're going to get, like, I don't think we're going
to get there.
You don't know what time your plane's leaving?
Huh?
You don't know what time your plane's leaving?
I know what time my plane's leaving.
I'm saying, is the show going to pick up, or should I just go now?
No.
Zast has been carrying all week.
I figured he'd carry us to the finish line.
I've fallen off completely.
You got to take this week into contract negotiations.
Oh, no.
I got to take it this week because I was doing well,
and then I sabotaged myself yesterday with the lava bucket.
How was the backlash?
I think you galvanized Team SAS Army.
It was honestly a lot.
It was way less bad than I thought.
It was actually funny.
I had like, I probably got like a couple hundred DMs of people
telling me to kill myself but it was funny because like all of them would be
like if you let haven't DM me since the last time I was on yeah but if you
would have done that two years ago you would have woken up with a horse head
oh yeah yeah I would have had to quit. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, it really wasn't that bad. I was pretty happy with the lack of...
Only a couple hundred people told me to show myself.
I was happy with the lack of backlash.
And there's a lot of people, you know, just poking fun.
Yeah. They're having a good time. They're having a good time too.
Yeah, they're having a good time. I bust balls, they're allowed to bust my balls. Why not?
Fair. Fair.
So where are we gonna get another controller so we can smash some Madden? Play some Madden?
Literally anywhere. Not really. We could go to a Target, a Walmart. They probably have them at like a Lowe's.
We could go to like a Home Depot. Home Depot has control. Lowe's does? They sell them everywhere.
Every dude, every big store. You go to like a Bed Bath & Beyond and they have a little like PlayStation aisle with like...
I don't think they do.
It must be the Beyond section.
They do.
I've never seen one in Lowe's.
I spent a lot of time in Lowe's and Home Depot.
Sorry.
Maybe not Lowe's and Home Depot.
That's my bad.
It's okay.
Which one do you prefer?
Why are you spending a lot of time in Lowe's and Home Depot?
Well, a 45 year old father of four with a house.
You gotta build a lot of shit?
Yeah, I do a lot of stuff.
What are you building?
What do you do?
What's the last thing you built?
It's more home repair than building. Home repair. What's the last thing you've built? It's more home repair than building.
Home repair.
What's the last thing you've built?
Why's your house falling apart?
My wife dinged the wall with a rocking chair that she was trying to put up.
So you need some cock.
I need some cock.
So you could have gone to what?
I mean, you could have gone to Walgreens.
Walgreens.
You think I could have gotten cock at Walgreens?
You could have gotten some cock at Walgreens.
I could have gotten cock at Walgreens.
He had to do his ass to the guy.
Brandon's always getting cock at Walgreens.
I was at Walgreens the other day and I was like,
I was getting a red bull and I saw Brandon.
I was like, what are you looking for?
And he goes, cock.
Fuck, dude.
Gross.
Let's walk this down.
When are you coming out to go fishing? When are you coming out to go fishing? Huh?
When am I coming out to go fishing?
Yeah, how about May?
Mid-May?
Why don't we leave your home base and go fishing somewhere else?
His family's there.
I have a lake.
I have a boat.
There's nothing better fishing than fishing in the middle of nowhere.
I know.
You want me to go the middle of nowhere with you?
No, not at all.
Right.
It'd be like we bring a camera guy.
No, I don't want to bring a camera guy.
He's not doing this for nothing.
I just want to do it for the love of the game.
Love of the game I would do that.
I would go to your place.
That's what I said.
I'd come by your stomping around.
Yeah.
We'll go out.
We'll catch some fish.
What do you think of the fish in his lake?
They're good.
They're big.
They're bass.
Yeah.
You got some big bass.
Is it all largemouth?
Mostly.
You got some pike.
There's some pike.
I've caught two pike in two years.
Why don't you go visit your family in Milwaukee and then you go down to his house?
You have family in Milwaukee?
No, I have no family in Milwaukee.
You wouldn't talk to him anyway.
Oh, we'll go to Geneva.
Yeah, yeah. Let's hit Geneva.
I was at a Bucks game one time and Sass was like, my dad is also at the Bucks game.
I was like, oh shit, let me link up with him. And he wouldn't let me talk to his dad.
Rome was on the court.
Okay.
Right.
There was no way of my dad accessing Rome.
Rome could access him.
I'm not sure Rome could access him.
I don't know. I just never looked out.
You just didn't want me to meet your dad. You know that we're going to get along fucking
great.
My dad would hate you.
You haven't met the dad yet?
You haven't? Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't met him.
I haven't. My dad would fucking hate you. He's very met the dad yet? You haven't? Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't met him. I haven't. That would fucking hate you.
He's very Jewish, isn't he? Super.
Yeah. So why would he hate me?
All those nice things I said about Kanye?
Yeah. Kanye really went off this one.
He went after everybody, didn't he? Yeah.
What did he say this morning?
Didn't he say he was playing... What game was he playing that was made by Jews?
He said all white people are racist.
It's not Last of Us 1 and 2.
Last of Us, made by Jews.
I had a little racist moment last night when I was walking home. I was walking home, because
I was at the casino, we were talking about the football players thing, how like you just
see a big guy and you're like, oh shit, who's that? And it was, but I was doing it at the casino the whole night,
but it usually was somebody.
And then I was walking home from the casino alone and I just
saw like a group of black dudes and I was like,
and then I realized they were just a group of dudes.
That's gotta be the chiefs.
The fucking chiefs.
That's not racist.
That's kind of like the, that's not opposite of racism.
Not really. Seeing a group of black dudes and That's the opposite of racism. Not really.
Seeing a group of black dudes and being like, which one of you guys is famous?
Which one of you guys is famous for your athletic ability?
Yeah, but that's not a negative area of typing.
I wouldn't say it's racist.
Yeah, I guess it's true.
Ah, alright.
Well, that's the show.
There's that.
That's a good one to end on.
We should go ahead and spin the fucking wheel because we got to spin it
So yeah, whether we end now or did you guys eat the crawfish yesterday?
People stay behind people stay behind Adam. They got eaten. I was starving
We got we got back and we were all like I'm so but you were just gonna complain about the crawfish. I love seafood
Dry, okay. Good. There the wheel. Respin it.
No.
I'm kidding.
Good week, boys.
Final predictions for the game, fellas?
Good week.
What did Mooc's thing end at?
Does anyone know what's going on?
Chief's about to read.
Close game.
He had to run a few until the Eagles won.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But it was like 62-54.
How many did he run?
I think three?
Maybe more? Texted me last night and said he was doing squares for it? Yeah. 62 54 how many do you run I think three
texted me last night and said he was doing squares for it yeah yeah but he
did three simulations well I think you probably only counted the first one oh
I thought he's doing squares for the real game that's what I assume oh I
think he was doing it for a simulation I think it was I think it was for his
simulation yeah what I think the way he worded it to me. Yeah. It was.
Who won?
The cheaps.
Not me.
Simulating the Madden Super Bowl on stream tonight.
Five dollars per square.
A limit of five.
Yeah, I bought five.
That sounds like...
Pretty damn nice.
That was for the stream.
I did it for a video game.
All right.
It's actually kind of rules.
You said you were watching games.
I went down a rabbit hole during the divisional round.
I watched every single matchup on Madden Simulation.
And my big parlay of the day was Chief's spread, or the Texans' spread, and Commander's money
line and it hit, because of the Madden Simulation.
And you watched the full games?
I watched a dude who would do like recap videos of the games and break them down.
That was why I took, I said, I told them yesterday that I took Luke McCaffrey. Oh two touchdowns
I don't even know if he got on the field
But in the game he scored twice I bet him I we text our bets I bet him multi touchdown every week this year
Yeah, yeah Luke McCaffrey? Yeah.
His brother's so good.
I know.
That's true.
And he's just younger.
It'll happen.
Yeah.
He'll have his time.
Yep.
Y'all want to get out of here early and go to the airport?
Eagles?
Yeah.
Danny?
Danny, who do you think?
Chiefs.
Sorry.
I got a, I put a big wager on Saquon three touchdowns last night. Three?
Three.
I mean that's the key to them winning, right?
Yeah.
Carrying the load.
But Jaylen Hurts does steal touchdowns from him.
But I feel like since he's been with the concussions I feel like maybe they'll...
I think betting Saquon MVP's a smart...
They had a whole five minute section of the last game where they just kept tush pushing
in the same spot.
Yeah, it's true. It's true
That's when I was saying it. I was like this is wrong. Yeah, I'm wrong
Sometimes but that one I as I was saying and I knew that was not right. Oh
This is a this is a good one
Saquon Barkley over 222 rushing yards Wow, that's. That is so many. I think the record is still 204.
I know. Philadelphia, I looked it up. Philadelphia Eagles to score more than 24.5 points in the game.
Saquon to score 2 or more. Who has it? Timmy Smith with the Redskins in 87. I think he still has it.
He does. Wow. Saquon's about to make history. Or not, you know.
Or not.
Probably against us, you believe the Chiefs are going to win.
Considering it's plus 5,700, probably won't happen.
I could see the Chiefs winning, and just like Mahomes winning.
It's going to be, yeah, the Chiefs will win and they'll be like Saquon will have like
40 yards.
I could see that happening.
Three for 12 on pass attempts.
Or receiving.
I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
What's that in the show?
But you're rooting for the Eagles.
I'm rooting for the Eagles, yeah.
Kenner with Lamar halftime?
Is that going to be good?
If you hate Drake.
Didn't the ticket per like $1800?
Did they really?
Oh no sass.
That's not the best forum for his talents.
The Super Bowl halftime show.
What do I know?
He's more of like a poetry reading type of guy.
Soho house private show type of guy.
You gotta make a big spectacle of the whole thing, right?
Like he doesn't seem like a fucking... Like pregnant Rihanna on the platform thing right like yeah doesn't seem like a
Pregnant Rihanna on the platform. Yeah, he doesn't seem like this is gonna come out. I know that bring out Drake on a cross
Honestly if Drake wanted it all to go away if he got crucified for the Super Bowl halftime show
like when Kirk comes out for like the
fucking shows like that would be
No one would shit on him after that. I don't think that's making it go away.
That seems like it makes it bigger and bigger.
I think that's like, he's playing it.
Because it's crucified in front of a hundred million people.
It worked for Jesus.
Yeah, it did.
Worked for Kirk.
Worked for Kirk.
Why can't it work for Drake?
What if Kendrick plays LMFAO songs?
That would be sick.
That would be sick.
He plays no originals. Yeah, all LMFAO songs. That would be sick. He plays no originals.
It's all call LMFAO.
Parts.
Shots, shots, shots, shots.
He opens with LMFAO.
I'm like, alright, that's a little weird.
And then he just shuffles.
I got a new one for y'all.
He just keeps shuffling.
And he won't stop shuffling.
I got a new one for y'all. He just keeps shuffling.
He just won't stop shuffling.
Ha ha ha ha.
Certified lover boy, certified.
Every day I'm shuffling you.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop.
All right.
Interesting.
Nice twist.
All right, we'll see you Monday in studio.
Yeah.
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