The Yak - Sas, Feits, and Will Compton are SCARRED by Brandon's Bathtime Routine | The Yak 10-24-24
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Fights is here, and so is Will Compton and so is sass
How are sass's bags here, but he's not I don't know I don't know
He might be throwing in his ad read for the son of a boy. Oh, did you go on son of a boy?
Yeah, me Nick and fights. Oh hell. Yes sass called me KB
That's I said it doesn't know me. oh no, he doesn't know any of us no your guys your guys show last night was awesome
Oh, thank you. Well. You were a part of that was yeah
I mean, I just introduced you guys that was great fights we their toes. Oh shit
Fights I I'd never seen you stand up-up. You're really fucking good. Yeah, thanks
Yeah, I went from five minutes in Philly, and I was like okay
That was really polished really good, and then you did like ten yesterday you added like you doubled it. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah
You were really really good. Thank you. I like it's hard to give someone a compliment like that because it's basically I
Don't want to be like oh, I didn't expect you to be good because I did expect you to be good
But then you shouldn't really really be good
That's a couple notes you're on the mic and you're a storyteller so like yeah that could translate to stand-up comedy
But I know how hard stand-up comedy is and you were like I was like damn
It feels like he's been doing it forever. He had this bit about a campfire in a lake or a fireplace in a lake
in a lake or a fireplace in a lake. Oh my god.
And then he did mini skittles.
Oh, it was fucking soft.
Yeah, I just did all Chase material.
Chase material rocks.
By the way, so I'm sure, TJ, you can tell me if I'm wrong.
The chat probably wants us to talk about the Unnamed Show.
I have been working all morning.
I did not watch the second of it.
What's going on?
Yeah, what happened in the Unnamed?
I have no idea.
So I could talk about it, but I have no idea
what I'm talking about. Anybody in there? That's what we do. Yeah, anybody in the room back there know what happened in the end? I have no idea. So I could talk about it, but I would have no idea what I'm talking about.
That's what we do.
Yeah, anybody in the room back there know what happened?
No clue what happened.
Recap.
You were doing Son of a Boy, Dad.
I went straight from College Football Show to PMT and then this.
Was it like a doozy of one?
I have no idea.
The only time I walked through to get coffee they were just talking about Ohio Tate.
Yeah.
It's Ohio State?
Ohio State.
Yeah. Please? Ohio's Tate? Ohio's Tate, yeah.
Please?
Ohio's Tate.
Ohio's Tate.
TJ, are people clamoring for it?
I don't know what we would say if none of us
have watched it here.
Yeah, I was on Mustard Sports.
It sounds like they got into it.
Tate, they showed the video that he
thought he didn't insinuate that Kelly, like,
fucks her way into barstool.
But he did insinuate that.
So now he's kind of
Like his back peddling and trying to cover his own tracks and apologize. He apologized to her
Completely genuine
It's that I don't know it didn't sound like a good episode for tate okay
I watched it I can confirm it wasn't a good episode for tate admitted. He didn't want to move to New York
He kind of walked back his take that they were lazy and said that there were you know a
lot of hard-working people there I mean there are yeah for sure that's not
that's not good that's not good it sounds like that Dave this guy got on
here and apologize
I
Guess it seems like the majority Dave's David Kirk said the majority vote is gonna be for him to move to New York, but
I gotta watch the video in question because I wasn't there for that either I know there was a moment where people are like I was I don't I keep getting thrown into this in weird ways
They were like you're suppressing a video
of Tate and Kelly, and then I look back at my texts
and it was, like Gaz squashed the video.
I wasn't even there for the video.
That was cleared up pretty instantly.
Okay.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I thought,
I've heard like a lot of people were like,
don't put that out.
I haven't even heard of it.
I never saw the video, I just saw,
I just heard afterwards that they fought again. It was the day that they were on the yak
We were doing we probably were still doing the yak and then afterwards they're like, oh there was something that happened
Why were we all here washed?
The day that they were on the yak yelling here they I think they it continued upstairs
Which I wasn't present for and then afterwards I was told there was a video that got
killed
For a while people were like Chicago's suppressing videos like I don't know what we're talking about
I knew that I knew what I thought was said, but I didn't know what the video was because I never saw it
And I wasn't there for it. I thought I thought and again everything is here saying I thought Kirk was the one who was like I wouldn't put that out
But I don't I have no idea so don't I'm so out of this the loop
No comment half the chat is spamming. I'm wrong the other half is spamming. We don't care so okay, okay?
Oh, all right. Let's go. Let's roll that half
Well actually fuck it you're wrong tj, and I don't care that's cool a lot of people yeah
The guy it's not that I don't care is that I don't have enough time to follow everything
This is like a blink and you'll miss it kind of thing to yeah like on the rundown when I went on Monday with Kevin
And Dave I I think I got like half of the timeline wrong and everyone's like you've got this wrong. You got this wrong
It's like dude. I can't remember yesterday
It is funny when I'm sorry about like getting something wrong that they care about we're like dude
I get everything wrong what I understand like it's very important to Tate and Kelly and Nate like they obviously have gone over these
Details a million times in their head.
I don't remember it because it's not the main thing
I'm focused on.
I'm not in the eye of this story.
And I'm also just like, I have a million things going on.
I don't know.
So yeah, I need a refresher on everything, I think.
I don't, because I just think I'm over it.
OK.
Sounds like half the act chat is too, so we're good.
I want to share, we can change topics.
I want to share one of my favorite,
this is why I'll never quit X Twitter tweets.
I'm going to send it to you, TJ.
Is X coming over?
I feel like I've been hearing people refer to X.
I think slowly but surely.
I'll say X, but I find myself still texting
and everything else Twitter.
I wanna be very, I'll never be an X.
I'll never be an X guy.
I'll never be an X.
I wanna be very.
I might call it X, but I'll always call it tweeting.
I'll send out a tweet with X.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'll say that?
No, I know, I've never said it yet,
but I wouldn't put it past my dumbass
Yeah, I feel like I'm starting to see people. I think you just called it ex on boy, dad
Yeah, yeah, like I'll ref I can I'm coming around to referring to it as X but to Nick's point
It's like I was that is that between yeah, I don't say post is that just after Trump interview. You're like with X now yeah
Trump he got me on board I
Didn't even know they called them. I guess that makes sense. I didn't know it was like posts now. Oh, that's what it's called
It's I mean it's become the bots are just insane. It's on below. I was telling Nick
I just got the barstool logo on my on my name
I feel like a couple bots have just been coming into the equation yeah, they did and they they're getting so smart
They like repeat what you say back to you
Yeah, I'm like what the fuck is this?
Was that called mirroring yeah
Bots learned mirroring. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do now
Yeah, I'd like this game rocks and like the game between the Vikings and the and the Lions is a back-and-forth affair that people are
Enjoying I'm like what I know
I've seen some bots that make really good points. Yeah, but this this what I just sent TJ. This is why I can never quit it
Because this is so I don't even know what they I don't know
I don't know what anything's going on in the world at this point
But this I guess there's something with Trump and atlantic and everything but this guy said since both Jeffrey Epson the Atlantic are in
The news here's a photo the current owner of the Atlantic casually lounging with Jeffrey Epstein's Madame
Ghislaine Maxwell and howling me said her tits were insane in this
This picture is like the men in black memory neutralizer the more I look the more I think she probably didn't
I'm so happy
I'm so happy. I was like, what the fuck is Dan showing us? As I read the picture, I mean, read the caption, then I got down to the picture and I was like,
that's a heavy. Yeah, it really is.
Like I looked at that picture, I was like, wait, was just the name bad?
Look at those cannons.
That's the set right there.
It's so funny too, like this super serious political, like everyone's throwing mud in,
and some guy just writes writes her tits look amazing
Tits were insane in this I don't know how you even get yourself in the situation to do something bad with tits like that
Like you get anything you want anyway, yeah
Insane in this you're doing the Terry Rozier Osama was tall as hell. He should have whooped. Yeah
Her tits were insane. What was she doing?
You could have gotten free drinks at the bar. Why are you hanging out with Epstein?
Why are you doing that with those titties?
Yeah, I just you hate to see a wasted set. Yeah. Yeah a lot of potential.
Why'd she go that way? A lot of potential. Her tits were insane in that. That was a great pick.
A lot of potential. Damn.
Your tits were insane in that.
That was a great pick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I let her give me a foot massage.
Is that what she did?
That's like one of the famous pictures
of her on Epstein's plane giving him a foot massage.
Who?
Gis Lane.
Giving who a foot massage?
Epstein.
Oh, got it.
Yeah, that guy's dead.
Yeah.
By his own hand.
Yeah.
Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. I'm surprised when you say that Dante doesn't Yeah, by his own hand yeah allegedly
I'm surprised when you say that Dante doesn't kick in that door and come in
Anywhere in Chicago if you say something like that. He just appears dude. Yeah, it's like dropping a blood like a little bit of blood in
the ocean for sure
Say Epstein a dog a literal dog when I'm chumming the water
Comes in like the Kool-Aid man
Then will you really think you sheep?
Man, but yeah, it's uh it's getting hot on the streets getting close the election hot on the hot
Bro hot on the hot on the street. I don't even know what's going on, but everyone's
What is it in two weeks? This is it yeah to less than two weeks and November 2nd and the good thing is I'll say this
The when it happens in two weeks. They're just there's gonna be a decision of who's president and everyone's gonna everybody shakes hands
It's gonna be great the Sun will be out
Yeah, you'll get you a fucking agree that everything's good, and we're just gonna chill everybody's gonna rally behind whoever wins
Yeah, and hope for the US. It's gonna be fucking great. Is that the end of the day? We're all on the same team. Yeah
Will
Well do you want to dress your football team
You're a down bad.
The commanders?
No.
Yeah, uh, look we got our ass beat last week.
Were you serious when you said the tape isn't as bad as the box score?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you're back to your old ways.
No, no, no.
You're back to your old ways.
I get it, I get why you assume that, but. I hate you right now.
I lost 52 to 7 or 56 to 7.
I actually watched that game.
I'm not a brilliant football mind.
It was pretty bad.
But you just said you're not a brilliant.
I don't know what I'm seeing out there.
Between the scoreboard and how many times Indiana ended up in the end zone, I was like
this doesn't look good for Nebraska.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was it was disappointing
But again if you want to allude to the tape or the score not being as bad as what does the tape say the score?
Should have been yeah, no no no start there at the
56 to 7 okay, that was a score you are you are what your record shows you know
What is the tape show if you covered up the score and watch the game and didn't know and touchdown score count for any point
Yeah, what would you feel like the score by watching the tape? What would you feel like the score was?
It was the vibe of the game. Maybe like a
Maybe like a
2814 oh wow that's a big difference than 56 7
Yeah, look we had three drives with 10-plus plays
that we only get seven points out of.
The very first drive, when Indiana
drove all the way down the field, they scored,
and we had our shot to drive down.
We were driving, and we fumbled the ball
on, like, fourth and two or three
when we were, like, inside the 15,
which we would have got the first time, but we fumbled.
They get the ball, they go up 14-nothing.
So we're dumb football brains.
Fumble, that's bad, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fumble's bad.
Fumble's bad.
All right, all right.
So you don't want to do that.
Would you say a team that fumbles a lot
could be a bad team?
Could be a bad team.
Yeah, a team that fumbles a lot could be a bad team.
We didn't do a great job of blocking on the perimeter.
OK.
Also important.
I would say both quarterbacks had a great game for Indiana.
I do think we had sticky coverage.
Oh, the backup came in.
Yeah, the backup came in.
And he played well, too.
I do think we had sticky coverage on the back end.
They just had, they made more plays than we did.
All three quarterbacks played in that game.
I think it was a game for Indiana. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they made more plays than we did. All three quarterbacks played in that game. That game for Indiana.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
They threw the ball well.
They out-competed us, but we did have sticky coverage.
What I was disappointed in is our run gap integrity
on our run defense.
Usually we're a better run defensive football team.
I think when the guys watch the tape,
you're gonna see a lot of guys
who take care of their gap at first
and then get head up because they wanna do do too much and then the running back ends
up finding a hole and they're running I mean they had they had they won I'm not
sure I'm not suggesting this I'm just I'm just asking have you considered
let's just not caring as much no never no I got home because I only got to
watch the first quarter we were at Tennessee Alabama so I didn't get to
watch the game that day the next day during the NFL slate, I'm watching,
I recorded the Nebraska game and I'm watching it back.
I'm pausing, I'm going back.
I'm watching it from a all 22 coaches film perspective.
So no part of you is like, we're back
and then you lose by 50 in Bloomington.
No part of you is like, why am I doing this to myself?
No, that's admirable.
That is admirable.
That is admirable.
I know, but there's,'s look I've already said it
There's no time. There's no time to bleak you got Ohio State, so you got out you guys start figuring out
It's good
How do you see it for what it is and then take accountability and have optimism and fucking going to Columbus and shock the world?
Shock the world shock the world are you the world you could still care, but would you consider tempering expectations?
Elaborate that was too big of a word Nick would you
consider being a little less hopeful you know I think do you think they're gonna
be at Ohio State I like a bigger part of me doesn't think will beat Ohio State a bigger but a
bigger little part there is a little saying there's a chance yeah there's
always a chance bro any given Saturday any given Sunday that's why you play the
game yeah step on the grass I wouldn't know yeah yeah I really just don't like
seeing you like this.
I don't seem too wounded about it.
I think you were very wounded on Saturday.
Yeah, I was bummed out, man.
It was a big game for us.
And I like, you know, you see all the fans bitch about this and bitch about that.
And I understand because in the last 20 years, well, from when I played, we have these moments
to where when you have a game that seems like, all right, this is going to be a telltale game.
Yeah.
Like this is going to be a moment.
Big 10 championship.
All that stuff where it's like you get embarrassed on national TV.
And I feel like we have that about us.
But again, it's like, you got to separate, you got to focus on this year, this game,
these plays, because all the bullshit that's happened in the past doesn't mean that
that's why it's happening now.
Do you think though that it's happened so many times that maybe the bullshit in the
past does affect now?
I think it affects the fans.
I think last year we were very much in that situation to where the culture, you see a
bad play happen, you're like, all right, here we go again.
I don't think that's, I don't think that's really... I feel like the culture's shifting a little bit.
Okay, that's good.
Where you can kind of have that optimism.
Like I think everybody will handle it
outside of Satterfield's press conference yesterday.
That was pretty...
Why would he say?
He asked, you know, he talked about how he needs
to get back to running the ball in the Big Ten,
which is never a great answer
when you're in the Big Ten already.
Figuring out in week seven
that you gotta run the ball in week eight. And then he's asking about
yards per play. Yeah. What's a good national? Like four to six. And that's where we are.
I think we're at five. Yeah. And that's last in the in like the entire country. Yeah. Yeah.
He showed that he seems to be like a good beer drinking buddy, which is what you don't
want to be showing right now. He fell for the old, like, if we just get four yards of play,
that's the first down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like my eighth grade coach.
Yeah, but it's like, but what happens if you get zero yards
of play one of those times?
And you're just banking on the four.
Yeah, yeah.
I will see, look, if we get our ass absolutely beat
in Ohio State,
you know,
I'll be in a very bad spot. You'll be back here next Thursday doing the same thing.
No, I don't think so.
You're not coming back.
Oh, no. Next Thursday is Halloween.
I yeah, next Thursday is Halloween.
Can I say something about college football before?
Yeah, yeah. I'm becoming a fan. Yeah. It's pretty. It rocks. I think you need to have a bad
pro football team. To get into college? I was gonna say you've obviously been a
Patriot guy and you guys are just. Like even when I was at Florida State like I
didn't care about FSC we weren't good, but like kids in like my frat
and stuff, you don't care.
I'd be like, Tom Brady plays tomorrow, dude.
I don't care about this.
And this year in particular, again,
I think having a bad football team helps.
College football, pretty good stuff.
It's chaos.
Yeah.
It's chaos.
You're like, oh, there's a fucking Conestoga wagon
on the field.
Yeah, it's nuts.
And it's like, I always explain, like I love the NFL,
but like you know kind of what to expect in the NFL. Yeah, yeah's nuts and it's it's like I always explained like I love the NFL But like you you know kind of what to expect in the NFL. Yeah guys don't make mistakes
Games are usually between three and seven point that you know differences. It's great
But college is like you might just have a guy fall down and like, you know an 80 yard touchdown
You might have a fucking the dumbest pick you've ever seen of block pawn of fault like there's just chaos
Yeah, a 21 yard field goal for the win. Yeah
What's gonna happen here yeah anything could yeah, and it's it is just so so chaotic
I love both, but I could see why people would be like there are a bunch of people who just watched college football
Especially in the south has it's what you love more. You love NFL or college more. I would say I
Think I would fuck college football marry NFL. That's a good point. Yeah, that makes perfect NFL is a good woman
Yeah, and in college is like a good fuck. Yeah
Yeah, you know what I mean? Like if you made me pick one for the rest of my life
I'd pick NFL but if you made me pick one for like hey, just so random why Saturday or Sunday?
I'd like give me that sad. Yeah, can I ask what's probably a very elementary question?
Like has the I feel like from my perspective college ball this year is way better than it usually is. Oh, yeah
Yeah, that playoff is going to be that I'll stuff transfer portal and NIL has
flattened it okay so like teams can get it's not just a few teams with all the
best players like you know like the Vanderbilt kid Diego Pavia like he
would never have gone to Vanderbilt in like past year yeah and now we from he
what he was at New Mexico State.
And now you can transfer and get NIL deals.
And that type of guy is like, he's
just built for college football.
He's a college football quarterback
like through and through.
I mean, Indiana is a good example.
Yeah.
Like you got Cignetti that came from JMU, took some of his guys
from JMU, got some good transfers from other spots
that normally people wouldn't go play in Indiana.
Instantly got better, yeah. But pretty largely, people don't like the NIL system, right? They didn't
Know I was old old dudes. That was all dude like Dan docketch people hate that
There's no like a lot of regulation on it, but there was never regulation right?
It was it was always under the table now. It's above right able above the above
Yeah above yeah, and they just they don't like the idea of
Right above the table above the yeah above yeah, and they just they don't like the idea of
like 18 year olds getting paid millions of dollars like but we're the
Money that the universities are making off these TV ratings are billions of dollars. Yeah, right. What's the problem?
Are you a Florida State fan? I mean, I guess if you held my feet to the fire and what a season for you to get
Bad it's time
I grew up a bc fan my dad went to bc and then at florist state yeah, I obviously rooted for them
But I didn't I didn't really like adapt the seminal culture. I'm not unconquered
Conquer yeah
Fsu's a fun school that best use a good time. That's why I was only there for two years
What did you think about like the frats and sororities at FSU? I didn't really I was in one you were in the strongest one
To the video on yeah, I was in that one
Yeah, like the party scene at FSU like what it's cracked out to be I didn't really party much
What was the hottest sorority? Yeah at the time when I was everything was tried out. Oh, yeah, and
Let me know it was a big cap. No capping up again wasn't it? I was everything was tried out. Oh, yeah, and let me know it was a big cap
No, cap it have a gamma wasn't it? I think it was tried out. Yeah, dude
Was there like an FSU effect where like you?
From when the time you showed up to the time you'd left you felt hotter and like cooler and everything no the opposite
exact opposite
Like I left there in a body bag. I good. Yeah, well did your did your
Social media whoever runs the bus and account just do blackface will Compton
black everything will Compton
Titans bring in long drink Compton for a workout following the
Hopkins trade what is this picture look photoshop's are out there every day
Hopkins trade what is this picture look photoshop's are out there every
What I was telling the boys like every combine I usually post I usually post like a combine black athlete to where I put my face on it
And then wish everybody luck at the combine no one said anything all the way. Yeah this one
He asked me yesterday to I showed up at the shop. He's a hey. What do you think about this? I laughed I said do it
Asked me yesterday to I showed up at the shop. He's like hey, what do you think about this? I laughed I said do it
He's like some people could consider it do it. I'm like I mean fuck. What do you want us to do? I'm like just throw it out there who gives a fuck yeah
Yeah, I mean I don't see it's weird to look at yeah
Yeah, that's it were like I resemble a toa you look like to yeah, you do well. I
get red I
I personally don't see it, but I have heard from
Enough people to bring it up that I look a lot like Sammy Watkins what?
Bring up Sammy Watkins, baby looks like Josh Hart really yeah
Wait what yeah, there are a couple of pictures where I'm like, okay, I can kind of see it.
Oh my god, you do look like Sammy Watkins.
Yeah, you do look a little like him.
I can see that the shirtless one in the locker, I can kind of see that a little bit.
Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool to have a cross race.
Yeah, I get doppelgangers all the time obviously and Sammy Watkins is my favorite one. That's like the Troy Aikman JC. Yeah, which I don't know if that DJ make the photo
Burk
Titans bringing in what would it be?
Sam how would you?
Yeah, I know
Sammy yeah, walk in Berg
Let's make Sammy Watkins a Berg for sure they do look alike. Yeah
That would the one that's the one but I think that one is edited
I think I think Troy is edited a little in that one. Did you bring that up to him on? Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, he was like, yeah, I don't know
Good answer
It's gotta be like those guys just don't even I don't know. Good answer. It's got to be, like, those guys just don't even,
I don't even think they go online.
Like, their brains are just healthier in that respect.
Oh, yeah.
Where you reach, like, a certain level of fame, money,
all that stuff, and you do a job where it's like,
why do I have to be online?
Do you have a level like that?
I wish.
You do have the level.
No, but I don't.
But my job is to be online.
Right. I wish it wasn't many times. like no, but I don't but my job is to be online, right?
I wish it wasn't many times. I have gotten a little better of just you do have the lowering it
Where I'm just not looking at most stuff. How many dudes your age know who big justice is?
Probably not that not that man. Oh, have I told you when they came into our office?
No, dude, they came into I was just sitting in the... Sassy!
Oh-ho! There he is!
What's going on brother? Can't bridge the gap?
I was sitting in the KFC radio studio and like 30 people like they had a big crew with them
I don't know how many but all cameras all kinds of shit like that and
Is AJ the dad or Big Justice the dad? That's what's confusing, AJ's the dad.
AJ's the dad.
So he pops his head in and he's like,
oh KFC radio or whatever.
And they come in and they have a bunch of cookies.
And I was like, I was like whoa, what do I hear?
Double choc-a-toc-a.
It was like, I asked God,
I don't know what the pearly gates were.
Yeah, like get me out.
Double chocolate choc-
Double chocolate choc-
To the point Jack Mack had to save me where he's like, this guy's an idiot.
He doesn't even know what kind of shoes Jordan wears.
And I was like, they're not.
They don't have chocolate choc-
That's what they compared it to.
To that, right?
Yeah.
But that, yeah, no, knowing them, knowing all the lore of Big justice AJ Rizzo all that stuff definitely makes me feel bad
It's mainstream now all the athletes are yeah, you know yeah, they're doing the dance
Tyrese Halliburton said we brought the boom yeah, he's was one last night. He's like we brought the boom yeah
They all love it. Yeah, yeah, but it makes me feel like I don't I'd rather I prefer not
Yeah, but it makes me feel like I'd rather, I'd prefer not. Look at him, look at him.
Yeah. Yeah, it's unbelievable.
It's a good dance, I like it.
I was just going to, I think that's my first time seeing the dance, I liked it.
Yeah, it's fun.
There was the one, he played the, there was this South Dakota State game where the, a guy scored a touchdown and was doing the dance while there was like a brawl happening next to him.
It was just like he had to get the dance out.
He had to do it.
Sass, what's up?
Not much.
I was just uploading our podcast
and so close to losing my job and everyone else's job.
Why?
I was editing it and it was like,
yeah, there was like nothing to really cut.
So I trimmed the end,
but when you guys left and I did the ad and then I was like it was uploading on YouTube
And then I pressed play on the audio and I realized that you guys were talking about surviving barstool
Oh, we're like ten minutes, and I didn't trim it
And then I immediately like was like cancel delete forever, and then I trimmed it out and reuploaded it
I was sweating upstairs.
Like literally like 30 seconds away from that being public and everyone seeing that.
I didn't mean you got in a ton of trouble surviving Marcel.
Oh no.
Like, I can't emphasize enough like seconds away from being public.
Jesus. I can't emphasize enough like seconds away from being public
And like it was it was it was just luck that I that I was able to find that Oh ever I would have uploaded it and just walked away. Oh
I think I think we would have gotten fired for that
I think I would have probably taken the blame and he has been well, I had thrown it on you
But I think we we asked by a fighter sure been in there. Oh, Will would have been...
Yeah, I would have been murdered.
Dave would have had that sniper scope on you instantly.
This fucking dumbass!
Oh, with Will and fights...
I mean, with Will and Sass fucking up,
Dave would be sallied.
Two for one?
Yeah.
What's up, Sass?
Not much, just that, pretty much. that's gotta wake you up a little yeah
I put some adrenaline in my veins
Great show last night. Thank you. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah was it's great great crowd. Yeah, I had a good time mm-hmm
Yeah, how's life pretty good fishing?
Haven't been fishing as much as I would like recently.
Weren't you just up in Vermont?
Yeah, but I tried to explain it last night,
no one understood.
It wasn't serious, though.
You went fishing?
He went fishing, but he didn't catch a fish.
I wasn't there on business.
Like if I was going fishing in those conditions,
I would've had my waders, I would've had my net,
my pack, my bag.
So the fish were lucky. Yeah, I've actually got my flies on me right now.
Really?
Yeah, you want to see them?
Yeah.
You just carrying that thing on you?
They're deep in here somewhere.
Did you like fishing as like a young kid?
Yeah, but I fished salt water.
I never fished fresh water.
And then I discovered fresh water.
Oh, wow.
Here's some of them.
These are my streamers. They're in bad shape
These are my terrestrials right here. Okay, so these will imitate like this would imitate a grasshopper
Throw that on top on top water and
Then this is my favorite fly. That's why I have a lot of them. This is the chubby Chernobyl
Who they all have weird names? There's a lot of line in here. This is the chubby Chernobyl. Who? They all have weird names. There's a lot of line in here.
This is the chubby Chernobyl.
Mm.
What is that your favorite?
Lethal fly.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You catch everything?
It's for the people.
You catch anything with this.
You catch a shark.
Cheating?
Why do they love it?
What is it about it?
I don't really know.
Can't resist, huh?
They can't resist it though.
It's like, it imitates like a grasshopper or any sort of big bug that lands on the top of the water and then it has
All this shit on the top that just makes it they can't resist it
Yeah, they have they just can't make fishing not fun. Is it just cheating
now
You got a brother
You still got to be all about the present. It's all about the presentation says like this is my favorite pull what to be by the
NT
What's the presentation? Yeah, just a delicate presentation. What do you mean by presentation?
With fly fishing you're pretty much you're casting upstream, and then you're letting it drift down
So you want to make sure that there's no slack in your line making it have an unnatural drift because if it if it's drifting if
It's going too fast the fish notice they're like that's attached
That's not what flies look like got it. It's all about the presentation all about the president
Yeah, so have you gotten good at fly fishing?
Yeah, I'm the best oh
Why didn't know because you went to Vermont didn't catch any fish
Look he wasn't getting on business you get me on water where I'm meant to be and I'm trying to be there
I'm catching fish no matter what yeah, I'm trying. I wanna I'm thinking about Iceland. Yeah, did you catch fish in Iceland?
That was a fishing trip
Iceland was we didn't know we were doing we went too early in the season if I went back to Iceland
I'm trying to push to go back to Iceland with the fellows
But they don't seem to be I asked you if I should go to Iceland you're like no it sucks
When did I when did I say right when you got back?
Well cuz we went in a bad time when it was it rained every day, and it was freezing I mean
It's a sick. It's fun. I would definitely go to Iceland
It's a sick, it's fun. I would definitely go to Iceland.
That's such a different review than you can give.
Go in the summer though, you gotta go in the summer.
In that moment he was unhappy.
Yeah, you gotta go in the summer.
Don't go, when I went in like early April.
So you'd catch a fish anywhere anytime
except Vermont and Iceland.
Except, well no, I didn't have my equipment.
Iceland I will say that was a me problem.
Iceland I wasn't up to my my current skill level got it
I mean Iceland was like the first time I had really gone on a fly fishing trip
I oh that was that was a fishing trip that was a fishing trip you caught no and I caught no fish
It was just an off day though. It was an off week. Yeah
Anybody you were with catch a fish dude
We didn't see a living thing in the water like you can usually tell
Like you'll see like if there's gonna be fish in the water like you'll step
They'll be like you'll see like minnows. You'll see bugs shit like that
This was like we were in like a fucking chlorine pool like there was not a single living thing in the entire body of water
But you kept trying we tried
hard
Did you see a fish not once okay?
That's brutal.
Yeah.
Although maybe it's not like to see a fish
and then like if a fish swims up to you and you're like just bite this dude.
Yeah.
And then they don't. That's also-
That sucks.
Yeah.
That sucks. But it's also kind of fun.
Yeah.
Like at least you're like I was trying. I was there.
We knew there were fish there.
Yeah, it's better than just like casting into the abyss and there's just you know
There's nothing in there. Did you feel like you wasted your money?
No, because we just got fucking blacked out every single night like we didn't do Iceland how anyone has ever done Iceland
Oh shit, I just wasn't ready for you
No, I mean I mean like what like no one has gone to Iceland and done what we did.
We didn't see anything. We didn't do anything.
We just sat in hotel rooms and drank the entire time.
Like we could have done that in fucking Wisconsin.
We could have done that anywhere in the world, but we chose to just spend more money and drink.
Will and I went fishing at Camp Barstool.
That's what I was thinking.
You guys get anything good?
No, we actually had the worst setup because there were fish to catch. Will and I went fishing at Camp Barstool. That's what I was thinking. I saw it. Yeah, you guys got anything? Nothing.
No, we actually had the worst setup because there were fish to catch.
Yeah.
And we all were fishing.
And then the cameraman that we hired to take pictures of us that weekend was, it was like,
let me try.
He caught like three fish and then he had us take a picture of him with the fish.
Oh my God.
And he was the cameraman
Yeah, you can't do that can't be doing he did the big cats not lying. I was brutal
He's like hey, can you hold can you take a picture with my camera?
Oh, you guys he caught he got the first one
I want to say you might whether it was my route or somebody who just went on for a while and it was like
All right
Hey, you can just go and then he kind of caught the first one you're kind of fuck
He kind of he caught the first fish like that kind of sucks
Yeah, and then he ends up catching like first one, you're kind of like fuck, he caught the first fish, like that kind of sucks. And then he ends up catching, like he continues to fish
and catches like two more.
And then he takes a picture, I think by himself,
and then has us as a group, he's like,
can you guys stand in this one too?
And we're all just like quietly standing there,
just smiling.
So cocked.
That's what it was like when we went,
when me and Francis did the trip with Sydney.
Yeah.
And like the first fish,
because it's like we went out on a charter pretty much.
It's her friends, but it's a charter boat.
They know where the fish are gonna be.
They do it every day.
We go out there, you're sight fishing,
so we're kind of just floating around looking for cobia.
And then the two dudes on the top of the boat,
they see cobia, they cast, they hook onto cobia,
and then they hand the rods to me and Francis.
And then we reel them in
They're like you got your first fish and I was like I didn't do anything
Like all I did was reel in the fish that was hooked
Oh, man, but then after that they let us do it
They said that cuz a lot of times people won't know what to do
So they'll do that to put you fish on the boat. You know what to do. Yeah speaking of which where's Brandon? He's
Finishing unnecessary roughness. He left. You know you see the news now
What happened he he got?
Fuck it was bad this morning
There's a Twitter
There's a Twitter account is Brandon Walker having a great day, and he has been
Sucking his own dick because every single day they say yes yesterday. It got like real sexual
And he's not lying he when we went to Indiana for the college football show last week
He we got back in the car and immediately he's like I gotta check my Twitter account every day
It's been yes, and then this morning. He got the first note. It's doom. Yeah do
Every day it's been yes, and then this morning he got the first no. First doom.
Yeah, doom.
Yeah.
Dude, I genuinely think he's avoiding me.
Why?
No, he actually, it's the opposite.
No, it doesn't seem that way at all.
You haven't seen him.
I haven't seen him in years.
Well, he said, he said he was like, I'm gonna be late because I have to do unnecessary roughness.
And then I was like, all right, you could also just sit out.
We got enough people.
He's like, no, I gotta be there because Sass is gonna be there. And then where is he? He sit out. We got enough people. He's like, no, I got to be there because Sass is going to be there.
And then where is he?
He's gone.
He's a coward.
He's a coward.
He's a coward.
I text him about college ball.
I make a point to watch college football just to text Brandon.
And he doesn't text back?
And he doesn't never text back.
Shut up.
I do text him just dumb shit, though.
I just say, looks like Alabama might be a contender this year.
And does he ignore it? He ignores it and then I send him one this weekend where he got like, like he tried to
be like everyone that watches college football.
Oh whoa, he's not even doing a show right now.
What an asshole.
What an asshole.
He is avoiding it.
That's yeah, that's pretty proof positive.
And then he texted me apologizing And I didn't answer because I texted him I said cam war definitely a contender in my eyes sue me
And then he said every person has him as a contender
Alright, I think you might be right. I think he might be avoiding you wait call him and try to catch him in a lie
Just like hair you recording right now
Also, I hate to kick kick him in while he's down, but that Twitter account was right. It was not it was a weird little lumpy hat
Oh no
He used a mincey over you
Oh no Seth
That's crazy
Brandon has to be so mad
Hey you're still recording my bad, sorry
No no I'm on the way, what's going on
What's up What are you doing right now I'm eating my chick-fil No, no, I'm on the way, I just got done, what's up?
What are you doing right now?
I'm eating my Chick-fil-A salad, I needed a bite to eat.
Oh yeah, you've been eating it for a while,
we've been watching.
No, I haven't been eating it for a while, I just got it.
Look up.
Do you see who's in here?
Oh, yeah, no, we see who's in there.
Sass thinks you're avoiding him.
He's telling me about his fucking wife.
He's telling me.
All right, you keep talking to Mincy, we don't need you. You're avoiding them
All right, you keep talking to mincy we don't need you
All right, see you bye call mincy and tell him to stay
Mincy bro, he's Yeah, yeah
Love him, but look at him talk chatty chatty all like
intentionally like Sam talking like fights I like have my shoulder like lean
this way being like anyway you know he'll follow you yeah follow you wait
Mincey stay in there stay in there I want you to have a good talk with Brandon
keep having a good talk with Brandon. Why is he holding his phone? That's that's where the ear goes. Yeah yeah keep having a good talk with Brandon he Keep having a good talk with Brandon. Why's he holding his phone? That's where the ear goes.
Yeah, yeah, keep having a good talk with Brandon.
He wants to talk to you. You guys haven't caught up in a while.
I gotta go fix something. I'll be right back.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
You gotta go.
I just keep fucking up. It's not in there.
I gotta trim the tail end real quick. I'll take one second
Oh get that you were so proud an hour and a half ago about how good you are editing footage
I Love sass he's a good kid love having him on the show. He doesn't like you back
Yeah, makes you want to ask why I want to like you he doesn't like anybody like anybody yeah I think he likes me
no common mistake like you too no no he
doesn't dislike us yeah we that's the
best you can get we're probably the
people he hates the least he makes me
speech that could be all is when he
walked in I gave him a hug and it wasn't
like he was like hugging me back I was
just like huh wait who hates you the
least sass?
Yeah, yeah, he tolerates us, but that's the height of friendship Yeah, but it makes you want to more you want to impress them, but you can't be touching them. No touching them
That's crazy. I went down and oh yeah
He also come in here. I want the real thing
The one thing you got to learn about sass is he has like he unlike everyone else of parsley has like very good friends outside of bar so that he talks yeah makes you feel bad when he
was talking about video gaming with his boys part of me is like man I kind of
wish I was on a level to where he was like hey no you'll never be on that
level he's he does a very good job of separating he's like I'm not gonna be
friends with any of my co-workers he asked me to be in his face Oh We did yeah
So it seems like a minute. Oh, you're in it with who Francis and ron. Oh
Yeah
You said you're just as like lackey though right?
Yes, I'm his bitch. Oh, yeah, cuz like I try to get Stefan digs from a my for Ramon, Ray Stevenson
He's like I'll give you tank down. I was like, of course
Ramon Ray Stevenson he's like I'll give you tanked out like of course yes yes yes that's as good as he leaves you wanting more very yeah yeah he does yeah
he's also 23 years old it's crazy I've been trying to impress when he's 19 yeah
I have to yeah we've been grooming him he's rejecting all grooming we've been
grooming him to be friends with us and he won't do it.
It turns out he's tough to groom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll get him.
Is he off? He's off the sauce right now?
Yeah, he's been for a year.
Holy shit. Good for him.
That's too young to do that, but good for him.
Put on 15 pounds. Yeah. 23 though.
Like I, that's like the 20th. That's the best time. Yeah. It's been sober for a year. Yeah.
Oh, he's going to regret that so much. Yeah. I, but I also don't know what his, his earlier
life like was like, like I, we used to have Asa Kira was a cohost on this podcast and
she'd been sober since she was 17
Oh my god, 13 to 17 was just fucking nuts. Yeah
Yeah, sure. It's like Jerry's been sober for eight years. He's only 29 or something. Yeah, like but yeah, but he was
He asked me like last time I was here like somebody got catered and
He picked up a creme brulee. He's like fights. Is there booze in creme brulee? Oh, yeah, I was here, something had gotten catered, and he picked up a creme brulee. He was like, Fice, is there booze in creme brulee?
And I was like, I don't think so, but if you're asking me, ask someone else.
I don't want that fucking response.
No, that would be a disaster.
Like mincy drinking the hard alcohol under the seltzer.
That could have been really bad.
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It's very funny now because your SAS just left. Where's SAS? He just
oh that is funny. This is hilarious. Brandon when SAS gets here you gotta go. He was here. He was like Brandon's avoiding me and then you came and he left. Where's Kyle Bauer? He's out of town. California. Oh god damn. That's tell us
Good to see you. High fives. Hey Brandon. Your hair looks nice. Thank you. I took a loss today
I heard about her and then when we first saw you in the studio, it didn't look so hot
But it looks much better now. Yeah, I had to stop in the bathroom
I'm doing what I can I will fix it and I apologize to all my Brandon Walker hair fans out there today
I'm one of them. I apologize great head ahead especially like you have a young man's top of head. I do I really do
I have a I have the top of a head of like a 34 year old German
My god you do kind of got swept up in some stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah wasn't really his fault
But he is just gonna keep going with it. Yeah. Yeah, do. Yeah. Kind of got swept up in some stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't really his fault,
but he is just gonna keep going with it.
Yeah, yeah, listen, yeah.
Maybe he didn't agree with everybody.
What were you talking to Mincy about?
I can't, no.
What?
No, he was just telling me about his life, that's all.
Looked like a good combo.
For one of us it was, yeah.
For half the room.
You were kind of hostage,
because you were eating lunch.
I was eating lunch, he knew exactly when, he knows when to the room. You were kind of hostage because you were eating lunch. I was eating lunch.
He knew exactly when.
He knows when to get me.
He sees a plate in front of me.
He's going to stop and he's going to talk.
There's also one door in that room
and he stands right in front of it.
Correct.
Yeah.
It was classic Mincy.
He knows what he's doing.
Did you get a moment to tell him anything about yourself?
No, we actually didn't go over anything Brandon Walker related.
It was all in the Menci life.
It's been an exciting couple of weeks, as you guys can only imagine.
Are you talking yourself into now that Ole Miss is a little more vulnerable
and Mississippi State's shown a little fight in some of these games?
Are you talking yourself into having a puncher's chance in the Ugg Bullies?
I'm 100% talking myself into it.
It's a dumb bitch mentality, but I am getting more excited
by the week.
And the big fear was they're gonna be good enough
to win a national title, even if they went out,
like they're not good enough to win a national title.
So like my ultimate fears cannot be realized this year,
I think. It's gone, yeah.
So I'm good, and I know we're building,
we're showing a lot of heart, we're coming along.
Is anything going on in his personal life?
Yup, did y'all, I promised him the mics weren't on. We didn't listen to him.
Oh yeah, the mics were on.
All right, so then we don't have to repeat it.
Yeah.
I texted you, pick up.
It was in his, it is in his personal life,
so I won't be sharing it.
Got it.
Well, that's good that you're up to date on Mincy.
I know everything about Mincy, do you missed we had a will
He's in deep again with Nebraska. He thinks they're gonna beat Ohio State. God damn it. Well, I didn't say that
You said a big part of you doesn't put a small part of you. Yeah. Yeah, there's a yeah
No, it doesn't it never will be
Indiana It never will be. Indiana. It was 28-14.
Look, we got beat, man. We got our ass beat.
Yeah, okay.
But on tape.
On tape, what was the score? Yeah?
On tape, they only doubled him up.
28-14, yeah.
You said that?
No, they're just saying based on the vibe you were catching from the tape.
No, no, no. You said that.
28-14.
You said the tape does not...
The tape showed you 28-14.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The score does not reflect the tape.
Yeah, yeah.
So he said what score would reflect the tape, and you score does not reflect the tape yeah yeah so he said what what
what score would reflect the tape and you said 28 14 okay so the 56 get seven game was actually
it was a 28 tape yeah we good I'll say you see that score you like damn Nebraska got their ass
beat Indiana did whatever they wanted to do to him Nebraska couldn't stop him that feels like
what happened get any Nebraska couldn't get anything going, which is false.
Okay.
I've been there.
Sass, Brandon.
Brandon, how's it going?
You get it.
You guys haven't seen each other in a while.
No we haven't.
He told me he was going to be there last night, wasn't there.
I did not tell you I was going to be there last night. You agreed to a handful of people that you were going to do for him in a while. Now we haven't. He told me he was gonna be there last night, wasn't there. I did not tell you I was gonna be there last night.
You agreed to a handful of people
that you were gonna do for hand in back.
I agreed to one person yesterday, to Owen.
And I texted Owen and said,
hey, I'm not gonna be able to make it.
And he said, okay, that's fine.
He told me he was gonna be at my Zany's shows,
wasn't there.
Ooh.
That's not.
That was weird because there was eight of them.
Whoa.
He had one of the eight.
He had a lot of chances to go. through Saturday, holy shit this week now this was last year
I've never told you I was you said you said I'm gonna come and I said please do and you said I'll be there and
Every show I would look out in the crowd
There was a seat empty. I was a see you guys are yeah, are you still mad at me?
Cuz I didn't text you back Saturday. I'm not bad. Yeah, you are.
No, I'm not.
I'm not thrilled.
He texted me Saturday, okay, he texted me Saturday during the Miami football game, right?
You were talking about Cam Ward.
I think you have a Cam Ward future?
No.
Oh, you just like Cam Ward?
Just love the game, yeah.
Okay.
Not everything I should be betting.
He's a college ball guy.
He texted and said, if you ask me me cam ward's a sneaky for Heisman
I was like I didn't answer him because I was on a plane coming back from Indiana. Okay, we landed
I forgot to answer we had service though. Huh? We had service. We did not and you know, we did
I was looking at the whole time, but I knew I had sir. I went to sleep knowing I had service
That's the only way you can follow
knowing I had service. That's the only way you can follow us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I apologize.
That's all good.
And I apologize to, it's obviously not all good.
Look, I'm not thinking about it too much.
Just once a day for an hour or so.
Did you catch any fish this week?
No, everyone keeps on asking me if I caught fish.
You went hiking, didn't you?
Thought you went on a hiking fishing trip.
Seth, you showed us your bait.
We're allowed to ask you if you caught a fish.
No, I didn't catch any fish this week,
but I didn't have my proper gear.
I didn't have my proper setup.
I was playing, and I was like, new water, you know?
You know how it is.
Yeah.
Probably not, you fish the same water constantly.
I do, yeah.
It's not a guy that's looking branch out.
I have a consistent fishery
that delivers every single time.
Do you stock it?
It is stocked. I don't stalk it it gets stocked
There's bass and northern pike you ever caught a northern pike course you haven't no, but I've caught pike
You should throw some musky in there
There's musky in the other lakes around my town, but not not in that one, and you've never tried to catch musky
I've never caught a musky your boat would sink if you caught a musky
Ten yak members, but did we caught a musky. We had ten Yak members in my boat.
But did we have a musky?
Zero musky.
Exactly.
Can't handle a musky.
Your boat would not handle a musky.
My boat has already handled like a thousand pounds, more than a thousand pounds, almost
two thousand pounds.
But how many musky?
Zero.
Zero musky.
I've never taken the boat to a musky lake.
You gotta bring it to a musky lake. That would be sick.
Until it sinks. Maybe next year I'll go musky fishing. Why not this year? You think the season's over? To me it is. I took my boat out.
That's crazy. The boat's out of the water. This is prime time. Oh, it's not you didn't catch any fish this week.
Oh, they were there. They were eating. Well, how's the prime time if you didn't catch any of them? Because I'm gonna go on Saturday
I'll catch I'll catch 10 fish easily. Where are you going Saturday?
That's a prediction.
Is that a guarantee?
It's a guarantee.
It's a promise.
If I go.
I'm not sure.
Well, I don't have any shows or anything,
but Black Ops 6 comes out tomorrow.
Oh.
Would you rent a Zipkart to go out there?
How are Zipkarts?
So expensive.
Are they?
Yeah.
How much? It'll be like $ so expensive. Are they? Yeah. How much?
It'll be like 150 to 200 for a day. That is expensive for one day.
Yeah.
It's not like an overnight.
What's a Zip Car?
Day of.
It's like the cars that, it's kind of like a city bike, but for cars.
It sucks.
And they're not nice cars, are they?
They're fine. I mean it's like a Toyota Corolla.
Oh, okay.
As long as it's got steering assist and cruise control
I'm fine. I
had to use my sister my sister goes to school in Burlington and I borrowed her car this week and she's got a
Subaru and I use I was using the steering assist in the cruise control and I was buying a fishing license while driving
I kind of get in the mindset that like I'm just in like a fucking Tesla like an automatic. Yeah, but you're not you're not
Dude, we all of a sudden started making a beeping noise, and I looked up and we're like going into the woods
Just barreling
It's good to have sass and Brandon back together wow yeah, yeah, I missed you two you guys are my favorite duo
And I'm glad we got over the text messaging kerfuffle of Saturday. Well, I don't know if we got over
it. Yeah. We'll see how you behave this Saturday. You said that you were no longer mad about
it. You just said that. No, I said I'm not. I'm no longer like, like, because when it
originally happened, I was like throwing shit around the room, punching holes in the wall.
As soon as I got back to my phone, I apologized to you. I don't know about that. You apologized
once I, once I confronted you in the act group jet
Yeah, once you put it on blast. Yeah, it was kind of a questionable move on your part in the first
I don't think that was quite right now the other 13 gentlemen in there cared about that
Yeah, I think they did they can't did you care about that you cared very much. I did just see Stephen Chea raises hand
So yeah, I can't definitely get a spicy Saturday stuff. Yeah
Hey, Stephen has been Nana hit you up after yesterday. No, I we're not
We were never pal like he's younger than me. I just knew of him got it
Al's Nana
Then what was the best name in your high school says no, I don't have any
You can't compete with Ben if you're looking for something like Ben Nana, I don't know.
I'd say he doesn't have a Ben Nana.
Raspberry.
Yeah.
Raz with two Z's.
Yeah, they were sick.
Ben Nana.
What a legend.
Why, did you have a cool high school classmate name?
Not in high school, no, but I-
You can't compete with Ben Nana.
No.
It's over.
I had a Gibby quick growing up
That's cool. You'd be quick. He's great hockey player
Sounds like it. Yeah. Oh, that's the quick. That's awesome. Yeah, give me that
That looks like that looks like a name you see and you're like that guy got a custom Jersey
Yeah, I've talked about this kid before there's a pitcher who used to play against who was really good to do gas
Blake Youngblood.
Oh.
Yeah, that's a pitcher.
That is a pitcher.
Could also be a hockey goalie, I think.
Or it could be a hockey forward.
Yeah, it could be a forward.
Isn't that what he, was he a forward?
Oh, the movie?
Yeah, Youngblood?
Yeah, probably.
You know, you never seen that movie?
I've seen that movie.
I just said it was a movie before
he even told me it was a movie.
Keanu, Swayze.
Keanu, I think Swayze was in it.
You ever see Mystery Alaska? mystery Alaska with Russell Crowe. I was the one that asked that over here
I'm not familiar with any of those movies same hockey movies not many people are I've seen the good ones
I've seen the good ones
There are weird amount of hockey movies for how few people play the sport
Yeah, I didn't realize that I always was in my head. I always assumed that hockey was like
Massive and then the game seven Oilers Panthers got like two million. Yeah. Yeah I was like I assumed that was like the most viewed sporting event of all time
But it also like doing way better than it's ever done. Yeah, like that like it's on the up
Yeah, you also can tell when you see the contracts that those guys get so fun
And they're like Swamen just fleeced the Bruins eight million dollars guaranteed
Swamen's making 500k a year.
Yeah, no, they got screwed by the lockout.
Remember when it was, when Hockey was on the O network or whatever?
It was O versus, started Outdoor Network, then went to Versus, then NBC, then now ESPN, I think.
Just after the NHL lockout, what, 06?
Yeah.
It was just basically, they're like, we're going to put it on the shittiest channels for the longest time. versus then NBC, then now ESPN, I think. Just after the NHL lockout, what, 06?
Yeah.
It was just basically they're like,
we're gonna put it on the shittiest channels
for the longest time.
Was it OLN, is that what it was?
Yeah.
Outdoor Life Network, yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, I think that was, I think that was like,
it still was like that in 2011,
when the Bruins won the cup, you go back and you're like,
what the fuck is that score bug?
It was like the Verizon's got this big red V. Yeah, dude. No one cares about this shit. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, thanks for having me
You wait so to clear up something up
I thought you were to think saying like when growing up in Massachusetts you thought everyone loved hockey and then you
Left mass and learned it didn't you learned last year?
I I just didn't know I didn't know
Yeah, I didn't know how little people walk because I think I didn't pay attention to the viewership of any sports until
probably when they were announcing how many views like the
WMBA the women like when Kaila Clark and yeah
Yeah, when they were announcing all that shit, and it was like tens of millions of people and then I was paying attention to like
NFL games like a good NFL game gets like 30 million. That's it with the Taylor's basically
NFL yeah, yeah, it's not even yeah, they're not even when they do the though. They'll list like the top 100
Yeah, yeah viewed games the year. It's just all NFL and college football and then it'll be like
Duke UNC the one time they played in the final four. Yeah. I was just under the, I was,
it's like 95 football games. Yeah. But Chargers Cardinals only got 1.2 this week. Yeah. Cause it
was on ESPN plus. Yeah. Yeah. That was bad. Well, it's just annoying. Cause it's like you buy the
Sunday ticket and then they may as well, they say, advertise a Sunday ticket with being like,
you'll get every game. They should advertise it with like you'll get you'll get a good amount of you'll get every game except Thursday's
Yeah, Black Friday any holiday. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, they got greedy. Yeah, that's what that was the big thing last year when they did the Chiefs Dolphins playoff game was on peacock
Yeah, everyone was pissed. Yeah, I already had peacock, but everyone was hitting up going where it's what's your peacock info?
Did you did you give it? Oh? Yeah? How's your apartment these days? Are you still in the same one? Yeah? It's great
Love that yeah, no mice no mice yet. I don't know what's going on there right now. Oh
Been home since Sunday, so you think there's mice. I'm assuming they're having a fucking feast right every time
I'm not home. I assume there's like cockroaches riding on the back of a mouse
Do you have like food lying around no I keep it very clean, okay?
I don't keep any food like if I have trash I bring it outside when you lived with Dugs and
Ebo and
Owen yeah, that was one of the most disgusting environments
I've ever well which one because the Hell's Kitchen apartment we had was disgusting
But there was never we didn't have my sir the only thing we ever had was fruit flies
But no, I remember like there was like chewed gum in like a drawer
And there was like the bathroom was abysmal. Yeah, it was probably Hell's Kitchen
But the apartment we lived in West Village before the one I live in now was we had we'd a full-on just a infestation right nice
Yeah, like you'd be like hanging out
You know how people say like if you see a mouse in your apartment during the day We'd have full on just infestation. Right. Yeah, like you'd be like hanging out.
You know how people say like,
if you see a mouse in your apartment during the day,
it means you have an infestation.
Cause like they wouldn't be out during the day.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
We would have like, it would be like noon
and we'd have like 15 people in our apartment
and mice would just be running through your feet.
Oh.
Like there was nowhere else for them to go.
So they'd just be like running around.
And we had an exterminator come like 10 times,
they wouldn't do anything.
That's bad.
Yeah, it was brutal.
So now I have like, fuck it,
I'm just always thinking about mice.
I counted my apartment, there's over 20 mousetraps
in my apartment right now.
In your apartment right now?
You've never seen a mouse?
I saw, well no, I was on the road for a week on time you can't catch any ready yeah well I came home one time
and there was a mouse a dead mouse in the on the floor in my living room what
yeah just like old age yeah I guess natural causes yeah and I looked it up
and it was like that means that you have an infestation because it's it means
that it died of old age that's not Yeah, and then I had an exterminator coming
He did a great job. He filled up all these holes. He showed me holes like in a closet
He showed me a hole he did agree. Oh, he did a great job
He's like I remember I remember
He like gives you the whole walkthrough when he's done like showing what he did and he's like
This is right here is the main source, and he like takes a video,
and he has like this fucking long ruler,
and he like sticks it all the way down,
it goes all the way down.
He's like, this is where they're coming from.
And I was like, you think, I was like, oh yeah, you think?
And he goes, I know.
Okay.
Okay.
And I was like, yeah, this guy is me, it's Ben.
Those guys are always the best.
Yeah, I'm like, this is the guy that you want
in your apartment.
Yeah, they're they're just business
Yeah, but since that I haven't had any but I'm still always like making sure because right now is the season where you do get them
Because it's getting cold so they start going outside. Yeah
Yeah, and I got I got a trap under my bed every night turn the lights off take my flashlight out on my phone
I lean over the bed to see if there's a mouse in it,
and then I can sleep peacefully.
There isn't.
I have five mouse traps in my, just in my room.
And my room is so, my room's half the size of that room.
That's a pretty big room.
Yeah, a quarter of the size of that room.
But what can you do?
Let's just live it in the big city. I mean, you guys have the's just live in the big city.
Yeah.
I mean you guys have the biggest rat problem in all of America.
They're in the alleyways.
They stay in the alleys.
I saw that, that Chicago's the rattiest city.
But they stay in the alleys.
I've never seen a rat.
That's where the trash is.
We used to see rats in New York all the time.
I always say that about New York.
Whatever I do, rats avoid me.
I've seen like three rats in New York.
What? I saw them in the subway a lot
Do you don't remember the fucking rats by our first office in New York that little spot? Did you ever walk late?
There was a spot
We'd call it the rat. I think we called it the rat club because it was if you were walking down
Broadway
Late at night we would like finish PMT and I'd walk to the subway and there was a spot
where it was like a grate and then they would run
to like a dumpster and there was probably,
you could literally see like 25 rats at one time.
I think I saw YP tweet a video of that once,
but I've never seen something like that.
It was wild to see.
I believe it exists, I just wherever whatever I do
Yeah around we had that on my on my current street that I live on and I live like right on the first floor
But it's like one of those apartments that when you walk in it goes down and then you go up
So I'm like half a floor up
So I'm like pretty much like I'm very close to the street and I'll be able to hear
Rats outside my apartment all night, and then they had some dude coming that we haven't had a rat they nuked it
Yeah, that's what they do in the alley. So I go they just yeah, you'll see a sign to be like the most new pedal poster
Yeah, yeah, they don't let your dog over here roided
Yeah, the orange the apartment me and Lou had in Boston had a rat infestation like bad and
and Lou had in Boston had a rat infestation like bad and we came we got like the glue traps yeah and so one night I came home was after after work but there was winter so it
was pitch black and we hadn't paid the power bill so the power was out and we lived in
the basement so I cracked the door to the apartment and it was just pitch black like no light switches were working and it was just the
Screams yes of like five rats caught on a fucking car
Man, and I it was it was winter so I had to get a shovel and I threw him out the back
But they were all just stuck to the glue trap still and you can see their tails wailed it was
This like literally the scream Christ. It like the like the Blake Griffin tweet like
Squirrel like all I think about the screams just rattle around my dude cuz like a mouth catching a mouse is like
It's whatever yeah
Rats their screams are like a noise that you would think a human. Yeah, I thought it was a baby
Yeah, what the fuck is this it's so loud. They were like gnawing their own legs off
Yeah, I get off. I have no I have no sympathy for rat no and they're very smart, too
I remember I had a rat problem in my apartment like ten years ago, and the guy came and he was like
He's like yeah, I'm gonna put out some traps
But don't change anything in your kitchen. I was like what do you mean? He's like if you move a box
They'll know yeah, I was like what yeah, I don? He's like if you move a box, they'll know yeah
I was like what yeah, I don't fuck that. Yeah, I don't I also don't like
They're so big
yeah, I remember walking one time and one and I there was like a pile of trash bags and I walked by it in the
City and one of them ran they all ran like 20 of them ran and one of them ran over my foot
Dude, it literally felt like there was like a cinder block
It ran over my foot mid stride. So I kind of like lifted it up
Oh, I was shocked by the weight of the rat. He was sore. He did like
It was insane ankle weights was that the story you just told about
Your old apartment. I think I saw you on PMT say once that you like recently you like went to
Your son's friend's birthday party there. Yeah. Yeah, that's a apartment. No, it was different one. Yeah, no, that was wild
That was weird
I went to my my son had a birthday party at an
Apart like his classmate and the apartment was my apartment that I was lived in with like four of my friends
That's crazy, and they had redone some stuff
But I was just like we were I was sitting in a playroom in the basement
that was my bedroom that I remember like.
That's so strange.
Yeah, it was fucking, it was mind blowing.
That's very bizarre.
Yeah, and it also felt weird saying that to the people,
cause that was like their house, a family,
and I was like, yeah, I lived here with like
four of my buddies and we like wrecked this place.
Yeah, I used to with like four of my buddies and we like wrecked this yeah, he's the fuck this
But they had made it nicer, but still very bizarre
They're probably like that's why we had to put 300 thousand
And like I remember it was the place that I lived one of my roommates got so drunk He turned he I don't know why he was gonna Take a bath, and he just flooded the whole apartment because he left it on and fell asleep
That's insane
Yeah, yeah
Very funny you're a bath guy. I am a bath guy. Thank you Nick wait what I'm a bath guy
Are you a bubble bath guy or a bath? I'm a wait. I'm a bath. You have to go
Yeah, you got to be bubble you got one of the float so you're just staring down a pecker floating around
Why you've brought this up on you? So before I said it on mostly sports
He takes upwards sometimes five baths a week. What?
What's redden Wow, when do you bath? I bath at the end of days.
I shower to begin the day.
I bath at the end of days.
I get home.
I have my food.
I take my shoes, my socks, and my pants off.
I lounge around for a second,
and then I decide, oh, I want to go relax.
I go sit in my big ass bathtub for about 30 minutes.
I put my reading glasses on,
and I read part of a book in the bathtub.
Oh my God. Do you light a candle? I have sometimes lit and candles
You don't go by your little tiny dick is just no have to go by so how big is your tongue my wife comes around?
And pours Epsom salts in there sometimes so my joints can be can be happy
I don't do bubbles because I have a three or four person underwater
Worst a dick can look yeah, are there jets there are jets. I don't turn them on. I don't use
Dick I'm not sure I'm not trying. I'm not dirty really when I get in there like I said
I start the day with a shower. I end the day with a nice relaxing soaking bath
I have I have a lean my tub has a has one edge that is straight up and one that
leans like this. So I lean. I do this and I just sit there.
Do you pee? I have peed before. In the bathtub? Branded!
Crazy. But not-
Hold on. What do you mean?
What do you mean? In the bathtub.
Have you jerked off? I've never jerked off in the-
You really can't.
It's not really even an option.
Yeah, but I mean.
It's loud, I mean, it's squishy,
just, you know, you don't wanna make that noise.
All right, it's a lot.
Have you ever tried to jerk off in like a hot shower?
It's not possible.
No, well, you can't.
You can't.
Disagree.
Yeah, it's possible.
Do you jerk off in the shower every day?
No, it doesn't, it just doesn't, you can't get there.
What do you mean? I think a lot of people do jerk off in the shower. It takes like 45 minutes. I don't jerk off in the shower.
I don't think this is just a me thing.
You can't get hard in warm climates.
No, I can get hard.
I can't bust my load.
I think showers optimal jerk off.
No, I hate a shower.
I don't like it either.
Yeah, I'm not a big shower guy.
Why do something standing when you can do it late?
Steven, stand up for yourself.
It's a good thing.
I don't like it.
I don't like it either.
I don't like it either.
I don't like it either.
I don't like it either.
I don't like it either.
I don't like it either.
I don't like it either.
I don't like it either. I don't like it either. I don't like it either. I don I hate a shower. I don't like it either. Yeah, I'm not a big shower
Why do something standing we can do stand up for yourself?
It's it probably last resort is shower honestly. I mean
Desperate I gotta get this nut off
It's my last resort no other option want to jerk off, but I'm covered in grime I
Didn't want it to be this way, but yeah, I'd rather lay in a bed. No gear just
No gear. Oh god in here. We're certainly not raw dog
You know what I mean? Just you and you make it in the bed junior as opposed to what one of those?
Where was a big silicone? Yeah, Pull it out from under the bed.
No full torso.
Did you get naked?
Bust into.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be naked.
You're fully naked, just no gear.
Yeah, no gear.
But you have to use some enhancements.
Like you're not doing imagination, jerk.
Oh, you're, you're, you're.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll go phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'll go phone.
Okay.
I just meant like no lotion, none of that.
Nah, dry guy.
Oh, natural.
Dry guy.
Yeah.
Lotion just gets messy. Messy is how you do it. Yeah,'s he's got it's an extra step that you say I'll do lotion
Maybe when I'm like in a hotel yeah, because then it's just like I'll basically have sex with myself
Right we walk in the hotel room and the door shut you like it's gonna get nasty
Myself we're gonna get nasty that that extra lock on the door. It's like Pavlov. Yeah. Yeah here that I just get hard
I watch watch the sound of that will get me on the
First thing I do when I go to hotels I take the like it's like it's muscle memory
I walk in close the door. I don't know. I'm not even like ready to jerk off, but I'll grab the tissues
Like sometimes if it has that metal box you just take the metal box off
Just have a box of tissue. I go and just get the rag just go rag you get the rag
disrespect
There's issues by the bed or paper I never use tissues ever never I never not at home
Guys were tummy guys
What do you tell me nutters? I'm a tummy nutter for sure. Oh no in the rag. Okay, just not into a rag
Yeah, so you like that's great over so much yeah, so much effort and so unenjoyable
Yeah, like I want to enjoy that for great nanosecond. I have I don't like that my bath time led to this nut
And I don't do a whole lot my room so the when I'm done sleeping the rag will just oh
That's a nice
Quick can you make them naked? No
That's a two-person
No! Look, that's a two person tub.
That's rea- oh.
Oooh.
Oh!
I did ask if you'd get the whole thing.
You're so dense, like, how much do you have to fill up the tub for the displacement to
like-
It's like a splash of water.
It's one splash and it gets in and it's like, he's like floating.
It's up to his neck.
It's one bottle of water.
Five times a week.
He gets out and it's just gone. I have a routine.
I get home and I wind down for my weekday.
You guys have routines?
No, I wasn't trying to make fun of you whatsoever.
I was.
Okay.
I knew he would be.
I'm not a clean myself at night guy though.
No, neither am I.
It's not a clean.
My utilitarian bath time is my shower in the morning.
That's when I get myself ready for my day and everything.
You're not a naked sleeper, are you?
God no.
Will is.
No.
I thought you were.
No, no, no.
I'll be my boxers.
Oh, okay.
I'm a 50-50.
Sometimes I do.
I'm a however I end the night.
Yeah, kind of more, yeah.
If I shower before bed, I'll probably sleep naked.
What do you mean, however you end the night?
Well, I mean, some nights I'll sleep in a t-shirt and boxers some nights just boxers
Some nights. You sleep in a t-shirt? Some nights t-shirt and joggers. Some nights t-shirts and shorts. See to me
It's either boxers and shorts or do you ever winny the pooh? I mean, maybe I do if I shower and I'm just naked
I just have it in my head that if I ever had like an intruder I would need a t-shirt on
You don't have designated pajamas? No,
I don't have pajamas. You have a dope pajamas. You don't have pajamas. Shut up. You wear
pajamas? I wear the same thing to bed every night. Like a matching set. Is it a matching
set of pajamas? It's a fucking shirt and shorts. Oh, okay. But it's not pajamas. But it's like
these are, these are the clothes I'm sleeping in so I don't take my entire day into bed
with me. But it's not a ball set of pajamas.
What are you saying?
You're not walking around in a onesie like Christmas morning.
No, but I bought things to sleep in, which by definition
would make them pajamas.
What are they, basketball shorts?
They're Tommy John, like light shorts with pockets in them.
Oh, those are Tommy John's.
Yeah.
Do you go underwear?
And then a Tommy John shirt that's really light.
Do you go commando in those, or do you go underwear too? Commando. Yeah kind of pajamas. Yeah. Do you go underwear? And then a Tommy John shirt that's like really light. Do you go commando in those or do you go underwear too?
I go commando.
Yeah, commando makes sense.
And then you wash those or don't?
I wash those like every three or four days.
Got it.
And you just wear the same fit every night for bed?
Yeah.
Which is like I'm trying to understand what's.
That sounds weird.
That's what you fucking do? I just. No know no no no I wear my fucking jeans and shoes
Okay, it's kind of whatever I got on. I just go into bed. You're asleep in jeans
Yeah, all the time remember I used to get shame for having chains on on my couch
Yeah, I stay in if I'm showering at night. I'll say bye. I stay in my clothes until I get so do I I get dressed
I get on the clothes that I wear for the day
I was if I like go home, and I'm like I'm gonna take a nap I stay in like my yeah
Yeah, no, I think that's that was that was an old bar still thing where I like tweeted something out
It was like dude. You're wearing jeans on the couch
I think it's just because we don't ever get dressed up
I get it if you have a job where you have to wear like a suit
You would take off your clothes. So what is what is going to bed look like for you? I just take my pants off
Take my sweatshirt off get in bed my combined amount of time and jeans in my house in my life might be
Like mr. Rogers, you come I put jeans on and I leave the house
I'm the exact same way
I if I get home it's time to relax crazy coming off. Why is that crazy crazy?
I take off my pants, and I'll sleep in the boxers. I wore yeah
Boxers yeah, this will be this will be in a pile at my bed. Yeah, I take all yeah, I just ah
Smell it from here. Oh, I do that because I don't want to have to
Waste a clean pair of boxers on bed same. Yeah
Yeah, I have a lot of boxers. I just
PJs are dry. Yeah
Gay boy, I have recently like become aware of germs though and it has
Infiltrated my brain 36. I know dude like when did that how did that happen?
I don't know
I think I think someone someone earlier said like I don't want to take my day into bed with me and then someone
Said something the other same effect like in the last six months
And it's stuck with me a lot like particularly when I'm riding the subway, and I'm sitting
I'm like I'm gonna bring this in the fucking on my even into my couch now
I it's it's I'm aware. I don't fix it, but I am conscious of it
I'm just an iron sharpens iron guy germs just me all
Also, once you have kids, yeah
Germs help you prepare for the bigger things in life. Yeah, like what I don't know
Mm-hmm, I thought I was there are a few better sensations and slipping into clean clothes and clean sheets
I wouldn't know that's why I start my day like that.
I wouldn't know.
I literally would never know.
Start your day.
I don't end my night by getting clean clothes.
And Titus, do you go up, do you sneak out to the fridge with your candlestick?
Hold on, time out.
They're not.
It's the ghost of Christmas past.
Time out, time out on the floor.
Time out.
They're not clean three out of the four days.
Who's got the time out?
Who's got the time out? I do. Okay. They're not clean three out of the four days. Who's got the timeout? Who's got the timeout? I do. Okay. They're not clean. I have two pairs. Yeah, I wear one
I wear the other. You rotate pajamas. Then I might wear not clean. Not clean. That's not clean.
Hmm. You're right. I totally disagree with that. What? You're just sleeping in a totally. Didn't say anything that was an opinion.
Do you shower before that? that's not being clean sometimes well
They wore them
Sometimes dude you don't get real you had a great mom Dan grow the fuck up. I sweat my sleep
I sweat my sleep too. They're still clean
Sometimes I'll wake up and shock myself how much I sweat yeah, it's gross. It's only after like run a marathon
I don't sweat if I have a designated pair of pajamas those are getting cleaned once a year. it's gross. It's only after like run a marathon. I don't sweat if I have a designated pair of pajamas
Those are getting cleaned once a year. That's gross
Dude, they're not dirty like your towel. You don't like you don't exactly like you don't sleep hard enough
That's really what it comes out. I sleep harder than you could imagine
I don't do when I sleep I slept so good last night
It was on it was like I woke up being like what time you wake up in your little Japanese. Oh, yeah, what time do you wake up on a Saturday?
10
Sleeping I'll have enough enemy sass
It's true those of us that have been on the grinded for years
But I also go in battle when we sleep to check your window for woge
It's a fucking bad
I also go to bed on the weekends. I do shows until like 2 a.m. Yeah
I'm pretty dude. I'm like the weekends. I'll set my alarm earlier than I do on the weekdays
What is your what time you wake up on a weekday weekday?
I'll set my alarm for 10 to but I'm up and I'll wake up late
because I don't wanna be up.
The week ends, I'll set my alarm earlier
because I wanna enjoy the weekend.
You've slept through the yak a couple times
when it was starting at one.
Yeah, that was when I was drinking a lot,
but different times, I would never do that now.
Are you ever gonna get back on the sauce or no?
Dude, I don't know. I really have no interest.
Right now I'm like, I'm totally fine not drinking.
That's pretty nice.
Yeah, but I will say, you know what I really get it
is when I'm watching a movie and they're like at a bar
and they're drinking a beer and I'm like,
oh, that looks so good.
But like going out, I have no interest.
Did you ever have like control issues?
You could go out and have one or two.
No, not at all.
That was the issue. That was the only issue. Did you ever have like control issues you could go out and have one or two no not at all oh
Was the only issue
Could not do that at all. I did I've gone out with you, and I've seen you
Just like a reasonable level of buzz yeah, and then you would go home, and then I would say oh for eight more out
Brandon you never like look down and just see your dick like just kind of yeah
It's kind of like those long pubes. Oh that has to look
I would really worry about is the ass
Brandon doesn't has never shaved his pubes. He's never manicured his pubes. What that's weird. That's not weird. I'm a grown man
Okay, you've won out never done it? Ever. He's got original pubes.
No, hold on.
I did it once in college.
So wait, you're end like a tree.
You can see like different colors of it.
Different phases.
You can tell how old I am by cutting him off.
Does your wife not say anything?
I asked her, she said, you're a grown man, do what you want.
Yeah, but she's headbutting a Brillo pad.
Not as often as you'd think. Asked her she said you're a grown man do what you want. Yeah, but she's headbutt in a Brillo pad
Not as often as you think
You're a grown man. You can do what you want is being like
I'm not gonna force you to do it, but do it right, but do you think you'd get more blowjobs if you were doing that? I know I'm bill that they were you're not even here. It looks like I'm 45. I don't even know if I want them anymore
Well, yeah, you have a curious well like what does Brandon Walker look like, sleek and aerodynamic in
a full body mirror?
Who cares?
What about your ass?
You're not curious?
I'm 15 years past aerodynamic.
I'm not capturing aerodynamic.
When you manicure, your dick looks enormous.
Well, for comparatively to your tiny dick.
I'm thinking about myself. When I'm in the bathtub, I'm not worried about my flacc tiny dick. I'm I'm thinking about myself when I'm in a bathtub
I'm not worried about my my flaccid dick. I'm not worried about my pubic hairs
I'm just worried about the troubles of my day washing away. Yeah wait tonight tonight
Thoughts you're gonna look down tonight. Yeah, you gotta get one of those electric razors. You just peels off
The electric razor just peels off. I don't want to shave.
That's awful.
You don't shave bare, do you?
On the electric razor?
Of course.
Oh, I leave Velcro.
Oh, I thought you meant you don't shave without shaving cream.
Yeah, no, I shave.
I leave some stuff.
You leave a little bit.
Yeah, you don't want to be a little baby's bottom.
You gotta let her know you couldn't.
Then you're just a porn star.
You don't want to look like you have a condition
I have like such a hairy upper body and then if it just dissipates
Yeah, yeah
It's just Johnny sins
Cause I got a hairy tummy so it just cuts off
It looks so bad
Yeah, it looks like I got wax
I remember like probably one of the earlier times of me attempting the manscape in my life I like it was before electric razors were at least prominent, so I was I started with just
We are not whipped cream shaving cream and a blade. Oh no, and that wasn't working
I was probably like I was really young and then so I was like well
I got to trim it first, but we didn't have any trimming stuff in nail clippers, so I was using fucking fingernail clippers
From the sewing kit yeah
Yeah, I don't even know where I would use my dad's beard trimmer. Yeah, but it had like three
Dude that was one of the first time I'll know that
He will now you will no way
Dude one of the one of the very first times when I was like alright Dan to get dance it down to ride
Was when we did the weight loss challenge? Yeah, and we did the weight loss challenge Dan live in Chicago at time
I lived in Boston
He flew to Boston and was like you said something of like I want to shave my mustache
To get like an extra yeah ounces off. Can you bring me a beard trimmer, and I only had one at a time
I didn't have facial hair and like that so I brought it and like right before you went to shave his mustache
He goes you trade your pews with this don't you and I was like yeah, all right
Just having the knowledge was enough that was fun that way I just didn't that's a gangster right there. I just needed to know. Just having the knowledge was enough.
That was fun that way.
I just didn't eat for a month.
Yeah, I think I picked you up from the airport
and you had a garbage bag on you.
I was like sickly.
I remember it was in the middle of the winter
and I would just put weight in a backpack
and I'd just walk in the middle of the winter.
And I'd just be like, I gotta lose this weight.
Rucksack.
And then we went out to dinner and I got so sick.
Because it was the first meal I'd eaten in like a month.
You lost a lot of weight.
We both did, you won, but I think we both had like 20.
Yeah, Gracie Tracy was doing the weigh in.
Throwback.
20 pounds, that's crazy.
I just wasn't eating.
I was just having green tea every day.
I've done multiple weigh loss challenges at Barstool in my time here, both times lost 20 pounds. That's crazy. I just wasn't eating. I was just having green tea every day. I've done multiple weight loss challenges at Barstool in my time here,
and both times lost 20 pounds.
Your first week, you were roped into a weight gain challenge.
Me? Yeah.
What was it? The whoop thing?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that was... I mean, we didn't really have to take it serious, though.
You did. They almost kicked you off.
Well, we had to go to the gym, which sucked.
Oh, the gym where we had... Where it was the old office. Brandon, yeah. Yeah. they almost kicked you off. Well. We had to go to the gym which sucked Oh the gym where we had was the old office Brandon. Yeah, yeah killed me. Yeah, why?
They made me run a mile
He ran like a quarter of a mile and was like
I was like pussy Nick came up to me after he's like I don't think we can air this it was
You were like burgundy
Yeah, I was it was like what you were like burgundy yeah it was it was troubling
yeah and Steven got on there and ran it with jeans on like a beast that he is
the worst part about running when you don't run is that like the for the first
minute you're like I forgot how you're like you're like damn this is actually
pretty easy yeah and then like to the second minute you're like I'm gonna die
yeah yeah like I've never felt my heartbeat in the back of my head before.
I don't understand people who just casually just run.
You do that, right Titus? You just run.
It's crazy.
Do you still get that feeling or does that wear off?
You like it.
Oh, here's Brandon.
Why do you keep stopping?
Brandon, you were ugly as fuck.
Yeah. There's Steven in his mask. Why do you keep stopping? Brandon you were ugly as fuck. Yeah
There's Steven in his mask. Are you wearing wrist weights? What's on your?
No, it's my basement thing. Oh mask. Why are you running? Why are you running? He couldn't run
It's also like a treadmill is hard for me. I imagine
No, yeah, you can't trust a treadmill if you're a bigger guy
Yeah, you can't trust the treadmill if you're a bigger guy
I'm not crazy about running. I don't run all the time like some people like hammer out like 10 miles Yeah, those people are weird. I'm not one of those. I'm just if I'm doing cardio. I prefer to just get get the
Burnt burn off the calories as fast as possible do what I need to do as fast as possible get the heart rate up
And then just get it over with it done with what yeah, I'm guess you run the longest
I will like do casually yeah like five whoo. I don't know
I don't think I've done. I don't that was pretty good
I don't think I'll run five miles for the rest of my life page did the marathon without any yeah training whatsoever that I would
That's nuts. I remember watching like an old Casey nice dad video And he was like he goes on like marathons like every day
And he was like right around that 20-minute markets where like the creative thoughts really start like yeah
And I was like I'll never do like yeah, I guess I'll just never get into the creative point of running
I did 17 miles in a day one what?
17 yeah like probably 10 years ago. Why I guess
Dude, you started and you ended after 17 honestly is like the worst day of my life, so my buddies were all running a
Relay race it's called Ragnar relay in Massachusetts, and it's uh you run from like basically Boston to P town
Okay, and like you switch off. It's a relay you switch off people off So you're running it in chunks, but I was like they're running for my buddy's dad's charity
And I was like I want to help but I can't run so can I'll drive the van and everyone was cool with that
That's great the night before the race one of the guys dropped out and they're like you know
And so I ran I was like fine ran 17 miles broke my foot
Just the hitting is the constant hitting of it. He's brutal
Fuck that noise the most I ever am was seven miles
And that was when I was in really good shape because I was when I lived here. I was running a lot
This is a good city to run in yeah
But I was weird. I was I was going through like they I was going through my Goggins phase at that point
Oh running and I'd be like on mile three. I'd be like talking out loud to myself
Being like who's gonna carry the boats?
I remember being at a ball in yeah
I was at a stoplight and some dude like was like high-fiving me being like you got this. I'm on like mile two
Do what I my freshman year of college I played baseball and the coach made like the baseball team run this like
5k for school that day I went to st. Michael's in Vermont
And I was so hungover like you can hear the liquid in your whole
washing around and st. Michael's with a Catholic college and
Like an 80 year old priest went running by me. me oh he just goes smell last night on you still son I was like alright I don't
fucking need that right now it's like that scene in super bad where the kid
with no legs passes Jonah Hill
Goggins face will still in it I'll never get out of it dude it's Goggins face will still in it. I'll never get out of it dude. It's
Goggins is so good that it's I've it's easy to fall in like it's easy to get into the trap of Goggins because he's just Yeah badass when you're just trying to stay in routine and work out like you almost need somebody cussing you. Yeah
Just how on Motiver city I still remember my first Goggins video is the one where he's running and it's like
I remember Rogan posted on his Instagram, and it's it one where he's running, and it's like, I remember Rogan posted on his Instagram,
and it's him and he's running, and it's like,
he's like, it's 110 degrees here in Los Angeles,
and he's like, we got, he's like,
I got people passing by me, and they're going,
why the fuck are you out here?
And he goes, because you're not.
And then he goes, he goes he goes look in this world we need
doctors we need teachers we need lawyers we also need bad motherfuckers
that was I was probably 18 and you saw that you're like that's gonna be my life
that was yeah I was already working out at that time but that was the one where
I was like time to take it to the next
How I'm to find my anger how real I kind of only saw from afar like when you is early days at Barstool
When you were like I'm gonna get jacked was that your god was that Goggins phase that was towards the tail end of the Goggins Phase, but I was still working out hard
But I wasn't as into Goggins has only worked one has only worked for me like running
Not lifting weights lifting weights. I can do and just get through it.
Running I needed like the external motivation.
Yeah.
I got into like The Rock.
The Rock's got a great like motivational compilation video on YouTube.
So good.
So there's a lot out there.
Yeah.
There's a lot out there.
I'm out in hot ass Florida, 110 degrees, where the alligators roam so free.
But it's six a.m. and I'm clanging and banging
in the iron paradise.
And I'm like, I gotta get to the gym right now.
I remember living in Chicago and it was like a blizzard
outside and I just put on my clothes and walked out
to the gym and I remember posting on Twitter being like,
someone's gotta to do it
Goggins
Psycho he is a psycho
World needs psychos the world needs psychos Goggins. He's the pull-up yours docks. Yeah. Yeah, I mean you said the broken foot thing
I think one of his big stories is he like yeah, I heard his foot during like a hundred mile run
Yeah, shit like that. Yeah didn't take me quite as much
You feel of pain
Remember he's got he's got one video where he's talking about how he was like he was like doing like a class
He was like speaking to a group of people at a gym in like Colorado or something and he was asking the guys that like
Worked at the gym. He's like, what do you guys do for your workouts? And one of them was like, you know, I run this mountain every single day and and then Goggins was like
So I was like, I'm gonna do that and he's like first day. I go out I run I don't see him second day
I go out I run I don't see him third day. I'm on the trail. I'm running up. There's a gondola that goes
And he goes I look over and I see that guy eyes pressed against the glass
Looking down at me running up the mountain and he goes and I saw that look that look when you take a motherfucker soul
And he goes practice what you preach I
Don't work out at all anymore. I still watch
Still watch the videos and I'm like, yeah, it's fucking awesome
What would a night Gog and sass think of you right now?
You probably think I was a bum
But I don't really like I I do need to get back in the gym. I'll do it eventually
But right now just kind of coasting. Yeah, call duty six coming out. Yeah, I'm not let's not be crazy
Yeah, I'm not gonna be skipping out precious cod time. I
Am actually worried about what that game is gonna do to me
It's just get into it for like I miss that like getting a video game and just being like next three weeks
My life is this yeah, that's awesome. I love that your two hobbies are extreme opposites. Yeah
Locking yourself in a room and playing video games all day
and then being one with nature.
Oh yeah.
The best day is, my best day is if it's like a Saturday
and I'll wake up early, go fishing, get back by like three,
play video games until like seven,
and then go do shows the rest of the night.
And I'm like, on paper that was the best day
of my entire life.
Like on paper I did everything best day of my entire life.
On paper I did everything that I like to do.
Why don't you combine the Goggins and the video games?
Like he's just talking about that rather than-
I know, that's a good idea.
I'm not good enough at video games to be getting that into it though.
Are you gonna squad up?
I like to think I'm good.
Do you still got friends who game with you?
Oh yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
I'll play with Moog tomorrow.
Hell yes. Yeah. Yeah I I'll play with Muk tomorrow. Hell yes. Yeah. Yeah, I missed that.
I did too. Last time I like locked myself in a room and played was Red Dead 2. Yeah. Oh yeah.
That was like the college football game this summer. I was like, I liked playing it, but I
was like, I wish I could just drop everything in my life and play it for three weeks straight.
That's what made COVID so great. Yeah. Yeah, that was all I did. I remember we'd be up until like three or four in the morning. It's true. He's right. I agree with him.
Three or four in the morning, we'd have a crew playing risk. We'd be on like our third game,
just yelling at each other. Fracturing our relationships. Yeah. Now you got back into
video games and you're like I'm gonna play board games on
Playing shoots and ladders
Tic-tac-toe expansion
Wanted to get the boys going and like whether it's like pub G or yeah pick up call duty But we had a couple guys that just can't play shooter games like they they just can't I can't they're they're terrible
So they can only play like a board
game that makes sense
We're like rocket league we play rocket rocket league's fun. Maybe the perfect game. Yeah
Just flying everywhere in your chance. Yeah, I like staying grounded. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Yeah, and then I'm gonna be in Minnesota Minneapolis
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Yeah, I think me and mook are touring the Vikings facility. Oh, yeah. Yeah go to a big eight nineties while you're there
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That's what's a gay. It's not a gay club. I went with chief once just see Lucy's. Oh, yeah, definitely
Yeah, that's yeah, you and chief it was it was me and chief and chief walked out immediately
It was it was straight. It wasn't gay.
It was kink.
And everyone was in leather.
And what is kink?
They was all in picture BDSM.
And everyone was wearing that.
It wasn't gay, guys.
It was definitely gay.
That's super gay.
They had this guy chained to one
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And then some chick was just whipping him in the dick.
And then it was intense. So it wasn't gay. him in the dick and then it was it was intense chief
It wasn't gay. It was the gayest it was yeah, it's called big gay 90s
Well, I think it's just called gay 90s, and I called it big gay
They're playing into my nostalgia though
Yeah
I remember going to a strip club and it was some dude's birthday and they had him up on the they had him up on
The stage and they were whipping him and I was like that doesn't seem like
Fun like a birthday celebration though like you and your boys out, and then you just get tied up and fucking whip
like 300 people
300 horny dudes
That's like those bars where they like you go and they you order like can I just do I'll just do a diet coke
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Did Taylor? Sick. I don't know. I don't think Taylor does either. Taylor does. I don't know. I don't think Taylor does either Taylor does I don't know if he does. I would know that
Because I would ask him to FaceTime
Have you seen Wells Museum says I've heard it's pretty nice. I've heard you should check it out
I just saw for the first time. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, I didn't know what I'd always go in the other bathroom
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chemical go get you some Lucy today I'm still amazed that you had Trump on your
podcast yeah it's that was that that feel weird that you probably swayed someone's vote?
That'd be hilarious.
People were waiting for the bussin' with the boys episode
Trump to come out the side.
All right, here's where I'm gonna make my decision.
Definitely some fresh 18-year-old who he decided.
Wally Pippen, Lou Gehrig, this story, I'm votin' Trump.
Dude, I was out on Trump until I saw that bussin' episode. Now I'm like, I'm Lou Gehrig, this story, I'm voting Trump. Yeah. Dude, I was out on Trump until I saw that bussin' episode.
Now I'm like, all in.
It was for the boys.
I didn't know he was a Nebraska fan like that.
Isn't he doing Joe Rogan this week?
I don't know.
They said they announced they were like, he's doing, they were like, Donald Trump's doing Rogan, and then they announced they were like he's doing They were like Donald Trump's doing Rogan and then they announced they like Kamala Harris is doing Rogan, too
And they were posting it on like the there's like stand-up Instagram accounts
Or they just like post like Shane Gillis and kill Tony clips
And and then they posted it and like Trump did it and they were like finally and they posted Kamala and they were like
Bro, she's not gonna last 30 seconds in the line
And I was like it's gonna be just a normal interview.
Like what do they think that Kamel is gonna go
on Rogan's podcast and he's just gonna be like,
you're a fucking bitch.
That's not gonna happen.
Yeah.
And if that happened, it would be erased.
Like Rogan wouldn't even be able to do anything about it.
Like if the current vice president went on the podcast,
she gets to decide anything that gets cut.
No.
Unless you're editing it.
Absolutely. I disagree.
Well, how much power did you have?
Absolutely.
With Rogan, maybe not.
He might be the only one not.
I was gonna say he's the only,
cause I think she might've declined.
But if you're asking to go on Rogan,
he's going to have the say on what happened.
Other ones, yes.
But even if you do do it and you and you're like we agreed to your terms
She's the vice president of the United States
She could be like it's not going out. There's no way that Rogan is gonna be able to drone you yeah declare war
Yeah, they'll be like we'll make sure that it does not go out
But even that's right there with Lee yeah, they like, they'll be like, we'll just delete Spotify.
We'll remove Spotify as an option for America.
Like, they have so much more control.
No more Spotify.
Not Rogan, man.
Not the King.
Not my guy Joe Rogan.
What do people think that he's gonna say to Kamala? I think if anybody was like,
you wanna hear the conversations,
it would be a Joe Rogan to have him with these two.
Yeah, yeah I guess it's true.
So she's not doing it?
Unless I saw, I think they declined.
That feels dumb.
Feels dumb for Kamala.
Look, I don't have a dog in the fight.
Don't get mad at me.
You just want to see a good ball game.
Yeah, exactly.
You just want to see both teams out there.
I mean, that's like, why would you not do it?
Is Trump going to do Call Our Daddy?
That would be funny.
I'm surprised he's doing Rogan. Didn't Rogan say he's not voting for him?
Yeah, I think, but I...
I think Rogan at one point in time said he would not have him on yeah
I got think that's true. I think Rogan was a big RFK guy. Yeah, yeah
That guy's wild yeah, okay that bear story was so
Unbelievable dude was going everything he did that day was something I never even heard of yeah, he's like we were falconing
Found a dead bear we're gonna like oh that's there for the next month
He he like I said it when it first happened like he should have to campaign for the rest of our lives
Just was like so stories like that come out. Yeah, that's the most rock star shit
I've ever heard of my he had me when he was shirtless on the bench press
And that's why America should be scared
Yeah, that was I I've told this but the did you see the guy who he went to like Harvard with who like thought
He had a bombshell was like
RFK sold me coke in college
He sold coke yeah, I think so he thought it was like a big bombshell. It's like we already knew he rocked
Yeah, I assumed he we really sell it
Rfk jr. Q's being a cocaine
Mercy his former classmates speaks out and this guy thought he had like the bombshell. He's like this is that young rfk right there
Yeah, whoa rocket
Fucking dweeb
Probably like the last time he did coke Kennedy coke has to be really good shit. Yeah. Yeah, I'll get ya
Yeah, that's straight from Columbia. Yeah
All right, someone's gotta do the gauntlet today We got the ghosts gauntlet so crack open a ghost
Do you want to spin the wheel? I'm already sipping a ghost
Get after it
Oh, no, I don't want to
Don't worry says I got you give me a minute. I can do it, but I don't want it
We'll spin the wheel given minutes to do what?
Will's gonna fire something up. I'm going oh
He's gonna go something up, get him going.
Oh, he's gonna get you going.
He's texting Trump.
Imagine if you guys had Trump on the gauntlet.
That would be very funny.
That would be awesome.
No cartilage in your knee.
Keep talking.
Is this you?
Is this a Will Compton hype video?
I need you to keep talking about what you were just saying.
That brings joy to my life right there.
Why? Because I know there's so many people that have the ability
And just refuse them to get off that couch
Refuse to study a few more hours refuse to go deeper to go further
That's
It's so easy to be great nowadays my freedom most people are weak
Most people don't want to go to that extra
Cuz it sucks it's miserable it's
I don't like the music music piss me off
Shit sucks
You know what I will say the reason that I think I stopped getting into those guys is because the only thing they talk about is the gym
Like they're always like they're always like I wake up at four in the morning
I lift I lift so many weights and then I run and it's like you but what about your income?
Like are you making money? Like what is your job? But they all talk about these like
Don't get us copyright. Oh, yeah, yeah, but it's like what like
100 degrees out here. Don't get us copyrighted.
Oh yeah, that is, yeah.
But it's like what, like,
they, like these like billionaire mindset dudes
who are like, I hit the gym for eight hours a day.
And it's like, but just cause you're in shape
doesn't mean that you're making money.
Like you still need a job.
And are you happy, Sass?
Do you think they're happy?
Do you think they go home and?
No, but I'm not.
Slow down, Sass is leaning up now.
But is that, doesn't that make sense?
Like.
Oh no.
What are you doing? What is happening What is happening trying to get a motivated
He's not even gonna run the gauntlet
This guy passed me in the car. It's about 100 degrees out here
The guy comes back around looks at me. He pulls his car by me. He says why the fuck are you out here? I?
Said because you're not
That's not a good reason no one else wants to fucking do it. It's a great reason doctors. We need fucking lawyers
We need dentists. We need teachers
We also need fucking savages
Does he do those videos selfie style or someone running someone someone like driving wife drives
That's awesome
He said about four wives has he really You don't say
He also talks about how fat he used to be he never was really like fat fat
He was like fucking like Oh lineman fat. He was like a big yeah, I see what you mean. He was like he was tubby Yeah, he was bloated or was he a he was like over 300 pounds. He was 300 pounds
He was fucking huge was he in the army?
He was in the Navy Sea Navy Seals. You know he just looks like a yeah
That's just I believe that's not I'm in that's like a fucking edge russo
Yeah, that's what wouldn't see that guy bouncer and be like that good arms and that guy's fat as fuck
Maybe it's just as we're here, and we're always seeing dudes who are like pushing 600
In our head we're like that guy's skinny
All right, why don't you spin it TJ see who's doing it shut up big
Elimination Wheel.
Alright, Elimination Wheel.
I did it recently.
Yeah, you did.
You did a great job.
Anybody want to do it?
I'm not bad.
So am I out?
I did it last week.
Oh, great.
Oh, Fidelberg.
Have you ever done it?
I've done it.
You don't have to get sassy.
Elimination Wheel.
I can sassy with it.
Hmm. I think it's sass with it.
I hear this noise in my nightmares. It's the wheel.
The wheel.
Every time I see you in New York,
you're like, how's the yak?
You guys still get wet?
Yeah.
I do say that.
I'm like, I'm dry.
It's like, you know when you used to have dreams
about waking up and you forgot to do a bit of the test?
I wake up thinking I'm wet and then I gasp
and I'm like, oh, I'm dry.
Thanks God.
Oh, thank you.
All right, me za Brandon
All right, bring us go do it
Come on go straight some ghosts drink some ghosts Brandon. That's how you want to do it?
I
Do you want me to do it? I can do it you can spits see
Finish it out. Just finish it out respect the wheel respect the wheel yeah, what's manor?
I mean, I'll do it. I should respect the wheel was landed on me. No, I can do it, too
I don't care one nothing. I'll do it. Maybe it'll help me boot bump some time. Oh you want to do it now
Yeah, all right fine sass doing it. We're back. Yes, I need you guys
Sass if you break if you go under four minutes, I will buy ten
Minneapolis tickets and give them away. Well, okay, give him why I was gonna say you're just gonna buy him like John like 50 cent
John rules
Under four though
He doesn't want to support you. Otherwise though
I'm not I don't want to support above four
Over four guys, you know to celebrate mediocr though. I don't want to support a above four, over four guy. You don't want to celebrate mediocrity.
I couldn't do that.
Yeah.
I cannot wait to get in my hotel room tonight.
Beat off?
Yeah.
We gotta figure out a parlay, a foxhole.
The tissue thing does kind of throw me off.
I've never been a tissue.
Yeah, try it out.
But what, you just do it on yourself
and then you clean yourself up? I don't I don't know
I just I feel like a tissue so you put it over just like a rag yeah
Yeah, I like I like I like using the rag and then throwing it next to my bed and keeping it there
So that way the cleaning lady knows what happened
And I'll send you a photo tomorrow morning
Okay, deal.
Alright.
Alright, Sass.
Will you just keep adding in like animalistic nature of ourselves in that group chat?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I gotta work one up before we get...
Yeah, just throw the rag.
Don't even tell Casey
All right keep it no yeah put it on the ground
Take another sip of ghost just have some more ghosts sponsor sponsor
Good god, you're impossible. I didn't miss this. Oh fuck. I forgot how hard it is Jesus Christ
I miss I almost said I almost said something when fights told his story about the rats
Screaming and he had to throw him out the shovel and then sass was like
A rat once ran over my foot of course a really traumatic experience where he sees these creatures
There's all these little things that I always forgot about sad
Like horrific story. Oh, that's kind of like the time it happened to me, and then it's not even cool. I
Wanted to ask if he considered any of us friends, but I got scared
Yeah, so we're doing this once before he does have a very good time. Oh you have a good time last time sass
All right, are you all right ready? Let's go sass
Yes, yeah, carry the fucking boat sass carry them. Yes. I'll say three two one go three sixteen
three two one go
Oh, no
Pick up multiple bags
That would have been it he's like it what's happening with his it what's happening with his shoulders. He's looking like a Pixar character. Yes
What is it Groot or something who's the guy in the tree minions yeah Yeah? Oh a group group. He's like yeah
Respect him Malice I stand up. Yeah, he's just doing this
When you see sass run you wonder what his running phase
How did that work oh who's gonna carry the boat
He looks like he's carrying boats
This is it. Thank God for you. You've inspired this young boy. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You might have to start drinking again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's never coming back.
Oh, we lost him.
I remember my dog in space.
He's like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is he doing?
What is he doing? Get a little closer. Come on, Saz!
You got this!
Get closer!
Oh, no.
Remember the theory that
he might be right-handed with
a gauntlet before?
No.
He's so bad.
He's yelling at Brandon.
He's so pissed. Oh, yeah, he's so pissed. Oh
Yeah, that will help the bigger football no, but just get closer
He's never coming ever coming back man. He put his hand like he's gonna throw a spiral and it never comes out as a spiral. No, just get closer!
Yeah! Yeah! That's babe sass!
The world needs savages!
Who's gonna carry the boat, sass?
The world needs fucking savages yeah
What do you mean he did 316 once DJ his last time he read it 316
No says you get quit
No shame through the smorkle. Oh, he's done. No. There's no shame. We've never had this we've never had it erase all of the footage
Genuinely pull the plug
You need to contact Kamala's people. Yeah, yeah, that was ridiculous Why did it get so much harder? I mean Malicex? I can't even fucking kick it cuz he's inside of my foot
Oh no, oh man. I can't believe you quit after all the Goggins talk
That actually like really made me mad
Now having a bad day I
That actually like really made me mad. I'm now having a bad day.
I asked it half way through, I was like, has anyone ever rage quit this?
Because I think Sass might.
No.
Dude, the first time I did it, I got the bean bag, the soccer ball, and the baseball in the first try.
What the fuck is with the football thing?
Yeah, it got a little harder, but you also get an advantage of having smaller footballs and they get thrown back to you
You can't grip them the right way
They got they got laces everywhere
Says you got to go finish. I'm not finishing
Sporkle I'll redo it. How about this you start?
redo it. How about this? You start over. Start over. I'll start over. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Go drink some go. Go get ghost.
That one does not count. That was a warm up. Does not count.
There we go.
Let's go.
He's gonna quit again.
Let's go.
He's gonna quit again. Sass, when did you do it last?
Like a year ago?
What happened in one year?
He quit drinking.
He had a monster situation.
What?
You were good.
He had a monster situation.
Like the first time you did it,
you were good, you beat,
you have a higher score than Brandon and Titus.
I don't know.
I think I just got lucky.
Wow, Titus. I mean, scroll up, TJ. Scroll up. No, I don't know. I think I just got lucky. Wow Titus.
I mean, scroll up TJ. Scroll up.
No, it doesn't matter.
Show Will.
Show Ro real quick.
There we go.
Are we doing it?
I think we're.
What was that, like your 10th try?
All right, ready?
Come on, Sass.
He's a funny guy.
I think we lose sight of that sometimes with him.
He's very funny.
He's got so much going on.
We focus on so many other things about him
that we lose sight of how funny he is.
He's the best.
So you could pick up all of them.
Yeah.
Brandon was telling me I couldn't pick up any of them.
Not till we start.
You can't start with any of them.
I see.
Yeah.
He's going again. Not till we start. You can't start with any of them. I see. Yeah, yeah.
He's going again.
He's going again.
All right, ready?
He's itching for it.
Tap into the Goggins era.
Remember the mindset back then.
It was 316 last time.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Great time.
All right, ready? Yeah. mindset back then Yeah
Three two one go I think he's gonna quit I want him to rage quit no
Get right back to put a few just quit right now
There we go go go come on
Hey that one pissed him off. Yeah! That boy's so mad.
He's so mad.
He's swinging hard.
There it is.
Alright here we go this is it.
This is it, Sass.
Come on Sass.
Go.
Carry the boat.
He's backing up.
Uh oh. That might have helped. I
Might have helped get grip right on the balls
He doesn't throw a spiral on these balls only at a minute you're only at a minute Minute.
I've long thought that Sass has never felt a sense of urgency in his life,
and I feel it even more now.
He's so mad about that one.
He's so mad.
Yeah!
Sass, let's go.
Minute 20, you're cooking.
Turn your hat backwards.
You're cooking.
Turn your hat backwards.
It's hard to shoot with a hat forward.
Oh. Let's go, Sash! This is where it starts to infiltrate your mind.
He's going to watch this back and hate all of us. You're one shot away from sparkle.
Come on.
It's only two minutes.
Now it's only two minutes.
Oh, yeah. Oh
Eight states with multiple MLB teams
Florida
New York
How many do I need ten total and total
California
Texas California Texas six cities in Wisconsin with over 75,000 population Tom Brady
You know cities in Wisconsin? Madison.
There it is.
12 days of Christmas gifts.
Don't.
Mandarin.
There it is.
Lead singer Green Day.
One animal a princess may kiss to turn into a prince.
Frog. Yeah! Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah, what a callback.
Oh!
Oh!
That's so perfect.
That is perfect.
I don't know.
You know more of this thing.
Milwaukee?
There you go.
How many is that?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Nine, nine. On the first day night second is my true love gave to me
Trying to give a quarterback Patrick my homes probably yep
Shit oh
I was oh you were you nervous Nikki I wanted to do it
That sucked wait
Why is the football thing so hard all of a sudden?
It's harder to use me a little harder. It is harder. I mean it's
significantly harder
Before it was like hit this bottle on a flimsy table. Yeah now it's like
Impossible I don't think Patrick Mahomes could do that
now
Will you ever do it yeah, I did it last week I got you did with that with that new setup
Yeah, how long did it take?
To key scroll up?
To 21
It's bullshit
How long did it take you to get the football?
Not that long the bottle I have a six minute time with the bottle. Yeah, the bottles
But milsac he was killing me in soccer.
Who?
Milsec.
Milsec.
Milsec.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm never doing that again.
I don't like the people above watching me, too.
I know the minute you miss a few, you're like, oh fuck, I look stupid.
If it was just you guys, I'd be fine, but they're up there being like you got it
Girls are scary. I'll come up there and kill all of you
Like being like cheered on like out of like sympathy
Chirp from up there. I like just pick up a basketball in between shows like shoot one shot. Yes, and they'll be like oh
I don't like that all
Yeah, he's cooking up a grilled cheese with bacon in it and I was a made a bisque oh
a grilled cheese with bacon in it and tomato bisque. Oh.
You all right?
Get a rag.
That sounds, yeah, get a rag.
That sounds so good.
Sass is great having you here.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm bummed that this is gonna now cloud your experience.
I feel like we had a great yak.
Not anymore, we haven't.
It's just. Do you want us to not to not you want us to cut this footage out? Yeah
It's a live show though. I don't know how that works
Yeah
Do you want to watch it back and not at all you could improve? I'm gonna have to not go online for the next couple days
Especially with your guys fucking social team they'll be pumping this one out. Oh, yeah
There's still post embarrassing shit. Yeah, look how unathletic sass is
laugh at him in the comments
Make a fool of him
Clown emoji
I'll be like on YouTube at night, and I'll be like I'll find like all of a sudden it'll be recommended
I'll be like Shane Gillis destroys young comedian. It'll be like posted from the action
What's going on? What are we doing?
What was the one that got posted oh, it's every like every anniversary
It's been a year and a half since sass was voted least favorite
Like they have it like they have it set on their calendar to upload that
And you were just a boy I was just a boy boy I will good news is sass we still can spin the wheel oh great
Did you guys do honey today, yeah, okay
Dinner with white socks Dave is one of the most
with white socks Dave is one of the most valuable to have punished me with a nightmare.
Do you guys still have like diehards?
Like when you hit the wheel reset they're like fucking rigged.
Yep. Oh yeah.
Probably happening right now.
Yeah.
What's wheel reset?
Yeah, which is a reset back to the normal.
You put everything back on it and re-spin.
Yeah.
What goes back on a towel whip?
No, every time I go on vacation I'll just like the second or third day vacation
I'll just have a bunch of tweets being like they disrespected the wheel
and be like guys what'd you do? They're like we forgot to do it or like
we saved something for when you're getting back
You guys still gotta do your 12 hour stream
24. 24 hours. You're in on it. You agreed to're, that's, you're part of that. I'm busy.
Back to back wheel race ads. Rigged.
Alright, Sass Fights Will. Thank you boys. Thank you gentlemen. One times. Always. Minneapolis next weekend. I believe so.
Who can sass? Go out and see him. Aiden McCluskey will be there as well. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.
So go check it out.
I got a good wing place for you in Minneapolis if you want.
Yeah.
How's your tummy handling that?
Wings? Great.
Okay.
What upsets your stomach?
Bread.
Ha ha ha.
Cheese.
Are you still shitting like two times a week?
Yeah, I took my shit this week.
I took my shit this morning.
Was it everywhere?
It was just a pile of sludge.
Did it get up to your lower back?
No, it wasn't a mess.
Was it on your shins?
Pretty much, yeah.
No, it wasn't very messy, but it wasn't a healthy one at all.
What's a week?
Well I've been fly this is gonna be my fourth flight of the week today so it's
I was telling them I get I get all constipated when I fly that much.
Yeah.
All right.
Every time I take off it's like it just shoots back in.
All right we'll see you tomorrow. I'm out tomorrow LTJW Lucas.
Let's get his phone number going in the chat.
Alright see you Monday.
Love you bye.