The Yak - Sas Has BREAKING NEWS on Baby Gronk's Rizz Levels | The Yak 6-7-23

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

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Offset. Yeah. It's just the four of us here. You know what we do about this. It's just the four of us here in What do we do about this? It's just the four of us here in one corner. So no Brandon. No Nick. No Kate today.

Is Kate out? Yeah, she texted. Kate's out. Steve's out. Steve's out. Brandon's out. No Steve. This has to be a Yakagami.

No, there's no way. There's four? Yeah. There's no way. Think about it. You always got to do it in pairs, brother. No, I think we've done this before. Katie and Nick are together usually.

You guys are together. Does Nick have taken the week off before? Without Brandon and Katie? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I feel like we've done this before. We've done Paul's Casa before together, but not this. Paul's Casa? Yeah. What's Paul's Casa? Paz Casa? Yeah.

Paz Casa. Paz Casa Blanca. Oh, maybe Big Cow wasn't there. I wasn't there. EFT and us three. I got a couple things I got to get off my chest. Start venting, bro. Number one, Sass, thank you so much for being here and fighting through the smoke.

I didn't say anything about the smoke. I said it gave me a headache. I was saying something about it. What do you mean? I wasn't say anything about the smoke I said it gave me a headache I was just saying something about it I wasn't complaining Has the smoke been giving you guys a headache? I wasn't complaining I was just saying how it makes me hurt Yeah I just want to say thank you I think that's a complaint that was just a conversation starter

I also got a take about the smoke It kind of smells cool It does It smells like a bonfire outside It does smell like a bonfire It looks cool It tastes like mezcal kind of smells cool. It does. It smells like a bonfire outside. It does smell like a bonfire. Looks cool. Yeah. The city tastes like mezcal, kind of.

Yeah. And they had, some guy had a tweet last night that was like, New York City has the worst air in the world. If you inhale it for 24 hours, it's the equivalent of smoking six cigarettes. Guys. Okay. Guys, I left. Oh, no.

No. What are you about to do? No. Guys, I left... Oh, no. What are you about to do? No. Guys, I left the store today and these were lightly salted. Wait, people can't see that it's Smokehouse. It's not... Anyway, do it again.

Do it again. I left the store today and these were lightly salted. I just said that 18 times. I said that joke 10 times. You're getting break the tank level of telling that joke

That's what I was trying to That's what I was going for When you discovered that When I came up with that I thought it was the funniest thing in the world Frank had a joke today I don't I never saw the picture

I heard him go up to four different people Being like hey Check it out This is CNN And he showed them a picture And like people would chuckle And then he went to is CNN. And he showed him a picture and people would chuckle. And then he went to Jack McGuire and he showed it to him and Jack was like,

yeah, that's fake, Frank. He's like, what? Oh, really? I don't even know what the picture was. Maybe we have to get him in here. Just to give him the smokehouse line too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We got to get Frank in here for that. Although he might be. Oh! Dude, I've been keeping up big time lately.

He's been getting into trouble. Getting increasingly irritable as his alcoholism increases. Is he in Iceland yet? No, not for a little bit. But he's banned from live until his second day in Iceland. What do you mean banned from live? He got banned again. On TikTok?

Yeah. Couldn't he just go on Rumble? Probably, but I think he mostly sticks to TikTok. So the truth happens. Yeah. Rumble's where all the good influencers are. I had one other thing to get off my chest, and it's on behalf of my good friend, Kyle Bauer.

What the fuck is with Baby Gronk trending on a video that we watched two weeks ago? What are you talking about? He's been trending for the last 24 hours because he rizzed up living. I saw that. Did we not discuss this video? It's going around now. Yeah. It's because it's the guy who narrates it's such a weirdo.

Well, this is how sad my life is. It's sad in the fact that you are pre are preying on a 12 year old's downfall and now i'm mad that other people are not giving you credit for being the first to prey on a 12 year old's downfall so it's up to you whether you want to get i didn't i popularized it maybe i popularized it for men 30 plus but he he's been getting a large amount of hate from kids. Nah. You're the original Baby Gronk hater. Look at this guy.

I hate the guy in the bottom. From the Drip King. On his visit to LSU, Baby Gronk rizzed up Libby and they started dating. They are so in love, Baby Gronk got Libby's name tattooed on his arm. Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King or is Livvy just using him for clout? I feel like every time I watch one of those videos, I'm going, like, psychotic. That actually was...

That guy... He's an AI. He can't be real. He should check himself in somewhere. What the fuck? You see Jack Mack's tweet about it? No. Like, Baby Gronk's dad is DMing this story.

Who's a good dude. Nothing but respect for his parents. No! Jack Mack has a bunch of DM kids from baby gronk's dad being like yo you should make a tiktok about this baby gronk is dating livy now businessman yeah i wonder if it's payola he's like hey can you talk about how my young son fucks that's so weird is. Is Baby Gronk the drip king? Imagine like looking into the camera and saying that. Not a single blink. Imagine getting veneers so you could look into

the camera and say that. Getting like face altering surgery so you could be like. He like ordered a ring light and everything. You 12 year olds fuck. Is Baby Gronk the Rizzler? Is Baby Gronk next up? He actually has another video where, can you play the other one he had? He was like, will Baby Gronk win a national championship for LSU?

This is what Gaz wanted me to do when I started at Barstool. Swear to God. He would have been huge. Swear to God, he wanted me to do this. We should do at least one. He really did. He really wanted me to do like... Want me to go get a ring light?

Get a ring light and just let his ass pop off. And be like, Charlie D'Amelio rizzed up baby drunk once again. Yeah, yes. He wanted me to make videos like that. Let's see if we can go viral. That was like a dark time because I didn't know how to say no.

And then I just didn't do it. Well, that was how you said no. But he was my boss. Right, but you do know how to say no. You just don't do the things... I just didn't do it well that was how you said no but he was my boss or he right but you still i guess you do know how to say no you just don't do the things i just don't do it yeah i mean that you gotta i that was a smart idea on my behalf i'd agree yeah but it also is very funny to be like i don't know how to say no like you did yeah quietly quit i did quietly quit you really did i love the quiet quit i think I like I think I like had serious Long conversations with KB

About that Oh man You did yeah Like Gaz wants me to do these Like TikTok drama videos You yeah He wanted you to just Yeah narrate

Yeah Like gossip Yeah In a light hearted Man what could have been Yeah He wanted you to be like The light hearted version of this.

Baby Gronk is the number one college football prospect in the country. No, he's not. Just 300 yards and five touchdowns a game. On his visit to LSU, Libby rizzed him up. Libby even hugged Baby Gronk. He might be the new Rizz King. Do you think Baby Gronk will lead LSU to a national championship? What the fuck?

Okay, but this is something that I always wonder if – do you think it's like satire? Because if it is, that's hilarious. But I don't think it is. That guy? No, look at that guy. Okay, nice. Is Livvy – is she just mononymous now? Like one name?

Yeah, she's just Livvy. She's like LeBron. She's that big. Prince. Wow. Holy shit. There we go. Holy shit. Okay, hell yes. Like one name Yeah she's just Livvy She's like LeBron It's that big Prince Wow Holy shit There we go Holy shit

Okay hell yes Hell yes How do I turn this thing down Wait can we get Can you zoom in on Can you zoom in on a camera In between the ring light I might have to film it

Oh hell Sash you already looked the part What should you say? Can you post this on your TikTok, Big Cat? Yeah, I can post it on my TikTok. Can we come up with what I'm going to say with this thing off? Because this is actually blinding. No, it will perform better under the light.

No, no, yeah, yeah. Do something Taylor Swift and Baby Gronk, maybe Baby Gronk and Taylor Swift are rizzing? Yeah, I'll try that. Okay. Ready? Ready? With recent news that Taylor Swift and Mattie Healy broke up,

there's rumors circulating that Taylor Swift rizzed up baby Gronk. Is baby Gronk the Rizzly Bear? Next episode, you might find out. The Rizzly Bear's great. You crushed that, dude. That was great. I'm going to put it on TikTok. Let's see how it goes.

Wait, Mr. Gronk wants rumors to start that what? That Lizzie and him are rizzing. I did rizzed up. Rizzed up. Wait, so Taylor Swift rizzed up Baby Gronk or was it Vice First? Yes, you look awesome in this. I see.

Yeah. Do we have to put graphics over it or do you think that it... You got to do the half and half screen. Should we have someone bang a quick graphic on it? Yeah, I'll send it to Connor. Yeah, have someone just put a quick, the same way that they have,

high-end graphic. I hope this doesn't actually get traction. This could be detrimental to my career. Alright, I'm going to say to Connor, he'll Riz it up. And then we'll get it. Oh, this is going to be great. That's got to get traction. And then we've got to replay it on here.

Baby Gronk is headlining Rizzlemania. He's playing for the Memphis Rizzlies. This week on Rizzly Believe It or Not, Baby Gronk. I like how they all talk in the same tone as that Burger King foot lettuce dude. Yeah, that accent. I want to see more of that guy's filmography.

Yeah. What type of shit is he on? The foot letters guy? The guy who was just speaking. No blanks, RZA. Massive teeth, the teeth one size too big for his mouth. Oh, he did a soccer one. Let's watch that.

Crime just saved the Arsenal soccer club. Crime just spent on a decline ever since they won the Premier League in 2004. I need to start doing these. Finish? Wait, so should I start making these TikToks every day? Yeah. Like, PGA Tour and Live Golf have merged. People are still wondering, did the Saudis do 9-11? Tune in next time to find out.

You literally could, and then just send them to someone, have them smash graphics on, and like, ding, the ding sound, and count your fucking money. Oh, man. Have you guys been keeping up with the Crazy Boys? Who are the Crazy Boys? Oh, man. You know the Crazy Boys? No. Oh, you guys been keeping up with the Crazy Boys? Who are the Crazy Boys? Oh, man. You know the Crazy Boys?

No. You guys got to get on the Crazy Boys. Who the fuck are the Crazy Boys, dude? Well, they're like the future of content. We should actually, I was going to send them to Gaz. And have Gaz get his fingers all, is Gaz our Lou Perlman? Kind of. He actually has like a weird amount of power.

I did that to him this week I was like hey there's this guy Check him out He's like on it Really? Yeah Yeah He's got a boilerplate contract That's like

Signs away all his life and IP He's like here you go Did you guys see Gaz's new apartment? No In New York? No in Miami I think he closed on it he had oh it's a fuck shack oh yeah yeah shack i did see it it's like a cocaine 90s fuck shack it literally looks like a place where they would film porn yeah two-story windows it looks like publicity's

new house oh publicity got a new house i mean a couple months ago probably same time as gaz probably same real estate agent, honestly. Where's she living at? L.A., obviously. Gaz is honestly the... Rancho Cucamonga? He might be the drip king. Did publicity riz up Dirty Dom? Yeah, I think she did. Make a TikTok. Publicity

and Dirty Dom are... Barstool Gaz, a.k.a. the Rizley Man. A.k.a. The Risley Man. a.k.a. Risley Adams. a.k.a. Paul the Rizzler. You've heard of the Joker. Introducing the Rizzler. Paul Rizzinski.

Paul Rizzler. Paul Rizzinski. Oh, fuck. Fucking shit. He hires new hot girls to Barstool Sports and then Rizz is all over them. Hope you're wearing your glasses. There'll be Riz on that. If you're in your first three years out of college, you're in the splash zone. Look out. The Riz-

The Rizly Bear just came out of hibernation. Oh. Is it April? The Rizly Bear's looking for some new snacks. If you're in the Miami area between the ages of 18 and 22 with blonde hair, there's a Rizly Bear warning. Great guy, though. Great guy.

He works at Fast Track. He's a great guy. Nah, dude. Guys, we're busting balls. Consider him a personal coach. I consider him a mentor. Please. He's the godfather of two out of the three of my children.

There's one thing about him, he's an honest man. Honest guy. Honest man. He's so honest. Riz. Riz LeFair. What other words rhyme with Riz? Get us.

There's not a lot. I mean, like, what are famous people named Liz? You know what I mean? Like, Riz Fair. Is Liz a... Like, Riz Hurley. Who are famous

ladies named Liz? Lizzie McGuire. See? Shit like that. Gaz has so much Riz. Even Rizzo wouldn't go hungry. Pop Riz.

Riz-a RZA bitch Banks. Good times, man. I can't wait till you go fucking viral, Sassonette. Oh, you're going to go so viral. If it starts going good for you, though, will you kind of pivot off of stand-up comedy? Yeah. No. What if this was the day that changed your whole

life it might be i think people like that they are stuck in this endless loop where they have to keep doing that yeah i would watch more i'm gonna i'm gonna do my best to try to do this because i've been getting pressure to tick tock more and i don't know what to do because i just don't what am i going to talk about that i don't already talk about but now i think i'm going to do because I just don't what am I going to talk about that I don't already talk about but now I think I'm going to do next week's going to be my coming out party where I'm going to do three a day just who's pressuring you to tick talk more fucking

gas probably what what is could you get bigger I don't know maybe I feel like you that's the thing is like I don't feel like, I feel like TikTok is like either you're like a early 20s dude, good looking dude in front of a ring light,

or you're like a mom. Yeah. And everything else as well. Everyone. Is there my demographic? Everyone. There's people in every single demographic with a million followers. It's either that or be one of those TikTokers that just goes into buildings and be like,

I'm not doing anything illegal. I want to do film and those guys. You went down that path. That would pull you up. I'm just here. It's actually my right to be able to film this. Yeah. I mean, I'll join you on that mission if you want.

Dude, just go into, like, the post office filming. Being like, well, I have a right to be here. Right outside the women's restroom. It's like, why are you here? Secretary comes out. She's like, can you stop filming me? He's like, I can do this. I don't answer questions.

So, dude, just walk into a police office and just... It was just like... And the people are always like, what are you doing? And he's yeah oh i don't know did you you didn't check the rolls yeah yeah they're like can you just please stop he's like well no i can't i'm long island audit there's a long island there's a florida one who brings his son along the tag team i yeah wait is he from long island or is he because i think that the long island guy might bring his son now, too.

Two different guys, then. Yeah, there are. Because when Trump was getting arraigned, a couple of the audit guys were out, too. Oh, just trying to get in the mix? They kind of ran as a pod, and one guy was like, that's Long Island audit. That's him over there. He was bigging up his man. It wasn't even him. He was like, that's him.

I mean, you should get your kids involved in all content. Just really farm them out. Yeah. Best part about having kids. That's why you have kids. It's like, oh, I don't have this demographic on lock. Bam, I've just unlocked a whole new demographic. How pissed, because I think about this not often, but the reason why I don't show my kids is I don't want them to one day grow up and be like,

wait, you were just putting me online when I was four? How pissed would you be if you were forced to do TikToks when you're three or four and then you find out in high school you're just getting made fun of? You would get bullied so hard. So hard. It'd be crazy. I don't understand why people do that. There are cool high school TikTokers

They are doing it themselves People will be like what the fuck are you doing on Twitter I'd be like I don't know man I'm here I gotta reply to Big Cat's tweets like Barstool's falling off Who the fuck runs the Instagram

This is Barstool Sports Were they older kids that were being mean to you? Or kids your age? It didn't happen a lot But it would be like kids It would be like kids that I was kind of friends with Like what are you guys doing? You guys are going to wake up someday and be 25

Yeah Playing varsity sports and fucking girls Yeah, and I'll be fucking 20, 25 making Smokehouse Almond jokes. Yeah. Smokehouse Almond joke was an all time. Crushed. That's how I could tell you're catapulting into dad joke territory. I want.

Getting older and older so fast. Obviously, I know the joke was terrible. No. I am going to do it. I'm going to do it again at some point. Yeah. We got to get it to Frank. But I am going to do it. I'm going to do it again at some point. Yeah. We got to get it to Frank. We got to get it to Frank.

I think Frank would love it. I think he would. You should write it anonymously on his desk. Like, leave him jokes. I mean, that's up there with the Nickelback joke. It's repeatable. There he goes. I mean, we could.

Where is he? He's waiting through the thick air right there. Frank! I'll get him up. Frank! He won't be able to hear me. No. Let's whoop him up.

I'll just say, do you have five minutes? Ah, two minutes. I think two minutes is what we want out of Frank right now. I think he needs to tell us this. He needs to do the CNN joke. Sat has to do his almond joke. End scene. Should Frank do the CNN joke and do a ring light?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, get the ring light out. I want it. I want it. I want it. You don't know what the CNN joke is? I have no idea what the picture is.

He just kept on going around going, this is CNN. And then he would show someone a picture on his phone. It's like a boner. Are all ring lights that bright? Because that was jarring how bright that thing was. Frank, can you sit for a second? There's two things we need. We have a joke that Sass wants to tell you, but I also want you

to, in the ring light, do the This Is CNN joke with the picture you were showing everyone, if you could do that for me. I wonder if I could find it. Well, you had it up. I don't have my phone. Oh, you don't have your phone? Oh, man, what do we do? I left it

at my desk. I can get it. Is it Android? Yes. Oh, yeah, you get it. I'll do an ad. High Noon. High Noon made with real tequila, real juice, clean finish because it's made with real Blanco tequila, only 100 calories, gluten-free, and no added sugars.

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All right, would you like me to film it on your phone? Yes, please. I'm going to pop off on TikTok. Although, is this one going to get flagged for false information? I don't know. Frank, you need to look into the camera and give a real... Oh, no. It's pretty bright.

It is bright. Okay. Blinking. Give him a three, two, one. And I'll send it to TJ after. All right. Three, two, one. This is CNN.

Cut, cut, cut, cut. You can do a better one. You can do a better one. Work on the voice. You can do a better one. You had more bravado when you were saying it earlier. Also, I don't think you have the picture ready, do you? I don't have it ready.

He's going to show the picture. And TJ, don't get the picture because I'll send you the final product. So we'll get a reveal. Because I don't want to see the picture until I see it on the on the big screen on the YouTube Looking for it Is the picture the punchline yeah, it's worth it. It's a good payoff. Oh, yeah, you've seen it No, I don't want to know I Just it has to be a picture

Thanks finding it. I got so many things going on Twitter. I follow a lot of people. People tweet at me. Can someone send it to Frank, please? Can someone get that picture, the CNN picture? I don't even know what it looks like, but just do it. Should I ask Jack Mack or something?

He's got it. I feel like he's got it. Did you save it? No. Just the tweet he saw. Was it just a tweet? From a random account. Oh, man.

And was the caption, this is CNN? It was a picture of... Don't say it. Don't say it. I want to see the picture in all its glory. What the hell? We're just going to... All right. Did you guys see Pete Alonzo last night?

No. Oh, shit. Yeah. And also the outfielder. Who was that who was dropping the ball like four times? Jeff McPheeble. Yeah, Jeff McPheeble. Jeff McPheeble.

By the way, in terms of nicknames, Frank, you couldn't have nailed the nickname more than Francisco Limpdor. Limpdor. Yeah. I mean, Vogel Fats, incredible, too. Vogel Fats right there. That guy's fat.

And it rhymes. You know what, Daniel Vogel Fats' current slugging percentage is 304. Seems pretty good. Is it a batting average? Wow, that's a good batting average. Oh, shit. That's not so good.

I don't know why they do OPS. That's stupid as hell. Yeah. What other sport adds two statistics to make a statistic? Also, RBI should come back. Yes. RBI is ruled. What was wrong with RBI?

People just shit on RBIs. You know this fucking goddamn motherfucking piece of shit, motherfucking moneyball bullshit, fucking fake stats in the Mets. You know. Babippin fucking hit ratio. That was ours. Look at a Beppo.

I can't find it. Oh, no. It just floated across my timeline. I thought it was funny. Did someone... Just describe the picture after... Oh, yeah, yeah. Do the TikTok and describe this picture. We'll do it this way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Now imagine blank. All right, all right. Okay, we just... Hang on, all right. Okay, it was a... Hang on, hang on. No, no, you got to say, this is CNN, and then be like, imagine I'm showing you a picture of... This is CNN.

Keep going. Okay, it was a picture of... It was a screencap of an interview that was being done, and it was suspect is Arabic but spiritually white. Oh! That does seem fake, but I like it. I don't know. I mean, if it was

fake, it fooled me, but it just shows how absurd television's news has become. Right. Even if it was fake. Yes. Perfect. All right. Nailed it.

Yeah. All right. So, Frank, now we have Sass' joke that you got to hear, and then thank you. Yeah, kind of empty in here today. Yeah. All right, Sass. All right, Frank. I left the store today.

You're going to have to describe that. Oh, man. Okay. What? Show him what those are first. Yeah. These are smokehouse almonds. And I left the store today, and they were lightly salted. And now they're...

Where's the monkey? The monkey! The monkey! He's cracking up. Good joke. Yeah, I tell you. They say the smoke that's rising over New York is from Quebec. Well, I know the truth.

It's the dumpster fire that's the Mets. Versus battle, Taz. All right, go ahead, Taz. I'm out. You won. All right, go ahead, Sass. I'm out. You won. All right, Frank. Thank you as always, Frank. There's fire, but the real one who should be getting fired is James Dolan.

Oh. He's with the Knicks. I know. I'm talking about the Knicks. I can't talk about the Knicks. You just got monkey. I mean, I mean, Daniel Vogel

the fat, you know, I now know I am 100% a better baseball player than he is. That's a fact. I don't know

what's thicker, the air in New York right now or the Mets general manager. Well, you see, he's a fucking airhead.

Yeah. That's a fact. That's a fact. Oh, man. Speaking about it, I mean, this year I had to submit a questionnaire, and I'm going to get the notification soon I have to get a colonoscopy. Uh-huh. That seems a lot more fun than watching the M the notification soon. I have to get a colonoscopy. That seems a lot more fun than watching the Mets right now.

I heard that, brother. Do you think you hate Daniel Vogelbeck? I hate him. As a baseball player, as a person, too. Oh, well, he hasn't gotten to the point where I hate him as a person. There's only one Met that – there's only a few Mets that really reached that, where I hate you as a person. Vince Coleman.

Has any Met ever had a horrible season, but you still liked them throughout? I'd kind of want them to go, if they had a horrible season. Here comes El Prez. Wow. Holy shit. It is. Swiss Tuesday. Yeah. I mean, there was a player I – there was once a player I hated.

Now I actually like, and that's Edwin Diaz. I hated him. Ed Luz Diaz, you used to call him. Yep. Now you call him Edwin because he wins so much. Yes. You've been on a lot of hot streaks in your career as a content creator. Have you ever had a slump?

Not like this Mets team. Yeah. Nope. I mean, the Mets make feeble look good. I mean, we got the manager, Buck Biden La Russa, over there. Right. I mean, he's confused. He thinks it's 1996. Right.

He doesn't know what direction he's going. I know. In the event of an expansion, which two cities should get an MLB team? Well, there's A's Ding to Vegas. I don't know what's going on with that right now. Say that's already in place. What two other cities? Nashville. Yeah. And I think they should

put a team in the Carolinas. You think that's too much in the southern market with the Braves? Fuck the Braves. Yeah. That's probably right. Charlotte and Nashville. But Indianapolis. Why not? Braves. Yeah. You forgot about that. That's probably right. Charlotte and Nashville. Braves. But Indianapolis.

Why not? Cubs fans. Yeah. Utah. Salt Lake City. Mormons will get behind anything. Yeah. Yeah.

Portland will probably be protesting the building of a ballpark. Right. They did have people running in there and turning over the hot dog truck. Yeah. They're going to be called the Portland Vegans, and they're going to have dollar vinegar night. I mean, of all the cities in America, the Portland Vegans. It's like the Yankees don't let you have facial hair.

All players in the Portland Vegans have to have rainbow-colored hair. Yeah, you have to have purple hair to play for the team. That's a code of honor. George Soros, their freaking owner. I mean, Portland, I don't think I've had fun in that city. Have you been? No. Oh.

They have great food carts. It's actually a very fun city. They have good food trucks. Very fun city. Good strip clubs. Heroin, too, right? Yeah, most cities do. Isn't heroin legal there?

Oh, I don't know about that. I think it's like other drugs that are... It's cocaine and mushrooms. Meth is crazy there, I think, just because everything's legal. But I think the meth heads give you more trouble than the heroin guys. I could be wrong. Makes sense. But also, I think that there's a lot of people that love their rights out there.

People that love to exercise their rights. Love their lefts more. Love their rights. And if you disagree with their rights in one way, you should be put in prison. Yeah. I'm talking about the militia guys, not the downtown Portland guys. No, no, no, no, no, no. Those guys are in the right.

That's the – Portland's on the left side of Oregon. Those two guys are on the right side of Oregon and want to be one of, succeed and join Idaho. Yeah. Like the potatoes. Yeah. It's going to make it right. Yeah. Damn, I got to get back out to Idaho.

What's the next place you want to go? The place that you haven't been to. You ever been to Ontario, California? No. I heard it's beautiful out there. What area is that? It's not too far from L.A. Frank, you want me to tell them where you're thinking about going? Germany.

You really? The Dolphins play November 5th in Frankfurt. You'd like to go? And I'm going to think about it. You know, the hot dog is called the Frankfurter. Because it's from Frankfurt. Frank does Frankfurter. Frank does Frankfurt.

Frankfurter's in Frankfurt. frankfurter frank does frankfurt frankfurters in frankfurt so i i definitely should seriously consider going to germany to see the dolphins play uh they'll play the kansas city chiefs on november 5th and that's where your great uncle's from right adolph fleming uh yes actually i uh actually it's um my great-great-great-great-grandfather. My great-great-granduncle, Carl. Carl? Oh, yeah. Oh.

That Carl? It would be. Oh! Someone called Marks? That is my mother's maiden name. Are you serious? Wow. Frank the Tank has the same blood as the guy who started comedy. Frank, today is a stellar list of celebrity birthdays.

Can you name any? June 7th? Yeah. That would be today. I don't know where he is anymore, but Ralph from Belleville. Yeah? Is it his birthday? Yes. Oh, Ralph! from Belleville. Yeah? Is it his birthday? Yes.

Oh, Ralph! There we go. You want to call him up? He's got to be excited about Anthony Richardson. Text him, maybe? I've texted him, and I have got no responses in a couple years, so. Damn. Because he moved on up.

Because he's got that nice new apartment now. No, I lost contact with him when he went to a certain place. Ah, the sanatorium. Heaven. Ah. You can contact someone who's not alive. Unless you got a good Ouija board.

Oh, actually, Ron was right. I was saying. He went to the sanatorium. He had 18 cats. Yeah? Yeah A lot of cats Nine lives each Sounds like a math problem that I can't solve

Yeah He was taking all the cats The feral cats All by the dumpster He was bringing them into his apartment That's weird Yeah Yeah, that's a little bit weird

Alright Alright Alrighty then Thanks, Frank That's weird. Yeah. Yeah, that's a little bit weird. All right. All right. All righty then. Thanks, Frank. All right. A little bit of a throwback to Tank Thursdays. Yeah.

Yes. A Wednesday. Very nice. Appreciate you, Frank. Thank you, Frank, as always. Sorry you won't be in the final four in the dozen. Oh, no. I started it again. Oh, no. I started it again. Oh, no.

That's on me. Did you see the Morris Code going on over there? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. Morris Code. Yep. Quiggs was doing Morris Code. Yeah.

He should defend himself. I don't know how he thinks he's going to get away with that. And they've changed the rules after our loss in the overtime where we could discuss it. And I certainly wouldn't have answered it. Donnie Dorco made $750 million. I'm going to make Quiggs on tomorrow night. He's going to have to wear mittens.

They probably won't get a question right if he can't do Morse code. Maybe blinking. Linefolding mittens. Okay. Well, thank you, Frank. All right, Frank. See you, Frank. Appreciate you as always.

Is that thing? Is that video game? Connor's zhuzhing them up. Okay, nice. I'm doing some zhuzhing him up. Okay, nice. Doing some zhuzhing to him. I'm going to be your left-hand man. All right. All right, that was nice.

Hopefully he's on a wet wheel today. Because then Frank would have to come back on. And get wet. All right, should we fire up some Sporkle? I can't wait to see these TikToks. Kyle, who are the famous birthdays? Yeah, give it to us, Kyle. A lot of goats in their respective categories. Prince, Iggy Azalea, Fetty Wap, Emily Ratajkowski,

Freeway Lee, Bear Grylls, Alan Iverson, Michael Serra, Bill Hader, Liam Neeson. Wow. What the hell? George Ezra. Damn. George Ezra? Lofi.

Dang Matt Smith. Bill Hader. That's a pretty good day. Wait, you're the same age as Sway Lee Evan Leatherwood oh is that Mike Pence oh yeah we grew up together

Mike Pence watched him blow up Dean Martin I didn't even forgot some Dean Martin Steubenville Christian McCaffrey

Mankind yeah what holy fuck this is too many there's a lot of people this is too many what's nine months lot of people. This is too many. What's nine months ago today? What was...

Isn't that a... Dave Navarro? A suspicious amount of huge names. Yeah, that's pretty loaded. What's nine months ago? This is... I couldn't begin to tell you. This is unconscionable.

July, August, September. September... So back to school fucking? 9-11. September. I got shit for this. I said 9-11 happened in the summer, and they're like, no. Technically it is.

When is the last day of the summer? September 13th? September 21st, I think. Right? Yeah, I thought. Is it summer? No, not the solstice. When does summer officially start? June 21st, I think. Right? Yeah, I thought. Is it summer? No, not the solstice. When does summer officially start?

June 21st, right? Yeah. Yeah, so it's got to be September 21st. Yeah. Yeah. Then yes, it is. September 22nd. Wow.

No, it's the fall. No. That is stupid. Summer is just Memorial Day to Labor Day. So short. Fall is Labor Day to Thanksgiving. And winter is Thanksgiving to March Madness. Yeah. That's pretty much it.

Right there. Simple as. Yeah. What do seasons even mean, though? What the fuck does it mean? What's the reason for the season? Is that a poem? I think that's like a Lexus What's the reason for the season? Is that a poem? I think that's like a Lexus giveaway.

The reason for the season. Damn. Why do we have... What do seasons even signify? Why are we breaking things down into seasons? Turning of the leaves. But like, that's just going to happen if you call it a season or not. This is the best stretch.

Because you get fall right after summer, and fall's my favorite. And then winter-spring is, I mean, I guess. Yeah, that's kind of a bummer. Some good stuff with sports. March to Christmas is the best stretch. Just avoiding all winter. Once you get out of winter. That was season talk.

It's always good to figure out where you stand with the season i never know just broke it down for the people what the hell is dave doing here uh he's got i think he's going to a dave matthews concert tonight and then dave on dave yeah and then obviously the the trivia which should be quite something is the boss man in montauk you guys doing that? Chicago Theater? No, the Vic. Damn.

We couldn't sell out to Chicago Theater. Come on. You could. No. No, bro. We couldn't, dude. We understand. Listen, we're not stand-up comedians.

Didn't you guys do The Met? What's the Philly? Didn't you do that? Yeah, but that's only like 5,000. Yeah, and we're not stand-up comedians. Did you see Andrew Schultz is doing an arena in Toronto? I did see that. Good for him.

Crazy. Shout out to Schultz. Crushing it. Former Yak guest. Yeah. He came on here one time. Yeah, he did. He actually did really well on here.

He was very nice to us. He was brave. He wasn't scared. He was brave. He was very brave to us. He was brave. He wasn't scared. He was brave. He was very brave. You guys ever listen to his podcast? I don't.

Schultz Report? Flagrant. Oh, yeah. With Akash Singh. Flagrant is the name of it? You should be Flagrant 2, like the foul. I think they changed it

to just Flagrant. It's a good name, Flagrant 2, for two people, but now there's more than two people. Yeah, they got a whole squad. Oh. It's a good name, flagrant two, for two people. But now there's more than two people. Yeah, they got a whole squad. Oh.

It's more than ours. Yeah. Good to have a squad. A little bit more multicultural than ours. Very multicultural. Diversity of thought. Oh, look at all the four of us. We're every flavor of white.

Spiritually, we could be anything. He's in the Arctic. You were always in the Caribbean. Yeah. You were always in the Caribbean. Yeah. You were always in the Caribbean. You're always in the Caribbean. I'm always in the Caribbean. Always floating around down there.

There's multicultural Zagats. Damn. We're fucking sick. How did the, do you guys interview the interns? Who did those? Tommy? I think a group of them did. interns? Who did those? Tommy? I think a group of them did. Pat and Joey did it?

I haven't met any of them yet. Are you curious? Not really. You guys getting interns in Chicago or how's it going to work? I don't know. I need a... A person? I think I need a personal assistant.

Would you prefer to be a man or a woman? They can decide. It's not up to you. A man, brother. Damn straight. Because they're saying that now you've got to have a woman to be your agent. What?

After Jalen Hurts got his bag. People are saying that. People are saying that you've got to have a woman be an agent. They're better agents. Attention has to be crazy. This whole team is women. They're better agents. Attention has to be crazy. This whole team is fucking 100%. This whole team. Your agent signs you a $200 million deal, you're fucking your agent.

On a pile of money. And or woman. On a pile of checks. Yeah. 100%. You're at least kissing. Yeah. I want to do a Terry Maguire sequel where it's a woman and they just want to fuck each other the whole time.

Yeah. Isn't it kind of bullshit that spies are kind of just whores? Like female spies are just like... Who the fuck is a female spy? They like fuck information out of people. I believe they could. They'd probably be the best spies. They are the best spies historically.

Who are they? You don't even know because they're such good spies. Where did I just hear a story of a spy who just like ran roughshod just like fucking her way through like... I think she might have's such good spies. Where did I just hear a story of a spy who just ran roughshod, just fucking her way through. I think she might have been a Chinese spy. It was just fucking a bunch of mid-level American politicians, like senators, like a mayor in fucking Salt Lake City or some shit like that.

Wasn't that a movie? What was that movie? Was it Brad Pitt? It was a Nazi movie. It was good. About a horny spy? Or the officer and his bastards? No, he and his wife.

Maybe it wasn't Brad Pitt. Mr. and Mrs. Schmidt? No, it wasn't. But it was something like that, maybe. God damn it. I might have made this movie up. Sounds damn good. It really is.

They're spies, and then she double-crosses him. Horny spies or some shit. This is a movie with Bratmester and Mrs. Smith. No, but it's not. What's that Steve Carell movie where he's a spy? Spy movie. Fuck. Pink Panther?

What is it? And he's like... Get smart? Is he like a goofy... Yeah, he's... Get smart. Yeah, and he has a... There's a girl spy in that.

But is she fucking to gain entry to places? Allied. Let's watch it real quick. Allied. Great movie. A thriller. It's not Angelina Jolie. Oh, but it might as well be.

Really good movie. I liked it a lot. Wait, this lady was married to Bourdain. Pretty much if you put a Nazi in any movie, I'll watch it. There's a new one on Netflix, Golden Blood. Why do you think that is? I don't know. There's like a spaghetti western that they just released on Netflix,

Golden Blood, I think. I'm a big fan of altered history movies where they just tell something, like they just make a better story than what history was. What was that show? Glorious Bastards. They just kill Hitler instead of letting him kill himself.

There's so much more room for improvement. What's that 9-11 movie? Who's changed? United. That movie would have been so good if they saved the plane. 93. That movie would have been so good if they saved the plane. I was rooting for it the whole time.

Titanic if they just right the ship. You're right. Titanic if they're like hey there's icebergs. Okay cool we'll go somewhere else. Yeah. Good call. It looks bro. Apollo 13. I actually, bro. Apollo 13.

I actually have never watched Apollo 13, embarrassingly. It's good. It's really good. Duct tape. So do they get away with it? Apollo 13, yeah. Do they all die? They got away with that shit.

They stole a whole spaceship. I've been on this Lewinsky series pretty hard. Oh, really? It's pretty good. I've been on this Lewinsky series pretty hard Oh really? It's pretty good Was this the one that was released a few years ago? I think so Made everyone feel bad about how they reacted to it? I think that's it, yeah

Can't blame Bill, man It was kind of crazy Looking back at some of those clips She just basically got called a whore on Jay Leno every night for like a month. What's the series on? Hulu. It's like an intern and the president of the United States. That's crazy.

I don't think the intern, that's kind of a displacement of power there. No one had any idea what power even was then. If there were power power dynamics didn't exist then so crazy I just wouldn't have fucked the president I simply wouldn't have sucked his dick as a single 22 year old hottie

after he told me he loved me yeah after he rizzed me up after he took me to the good he was a damn good rizz him and JFK the rizz gods all he had to do was squint and make his voice Riz me up. He was a damn good Riz. Him and JFK, the Riz gods. All he had to do was squint and make his voice a little sexy.

Monica. I got you something. I got you a gift too, Monica. I got a problem. I got all this cum in my dick. Monica, I want to Riz all over you. I got no one to get it out. Monica, will you hold my cigar?

That was. It was like Lorena Bobbitt jokes and cigar and pussy jokes. I can't believe she kept the jizz on the dress, though. Yeah, the Kenneth Starr report was like the first porn I ever read. It was. It was fucking awesome.

An erotic novel. It was. It was fucking awesome. An erotic novel. It was. For whatever I was, 12 maybe? Every night the evening news. Holy shit. I was getting 12-year-old horny. Put the cigar where? Man.

I don't know anything about it. Oh, he put a cigar in her pussy. Damn. Yeah. Baller. Was it lit? I don't know. Put it out in her pussy?

That would be funny. Like when you put a stick on fire and sand and it goes out right away. It's a satisfying sound. Imagine if it was like a dry-ass cigar. She was dry. It's just like flaking off as you shove it in. It was lighting. It was getting more and more lit.

Yeah. Like a forest fire. God damn it. He has to spray her with... Oh, man. We would have killed in 96. Oh, man. We would have been on fire in 96.

Oh, Monica. What is that hotel in D.C. where they all would go and have affairs? I don't know. Watergate? No, JFK used to go there. JFK used to fuck everything. Yeah. It's crazy that Monica Lewinsky, like, he fucked, like, at least 13 other women that we know of,

and Monica Lewinsky's the only one that had to, like, stand in front of it. I know. She was, like, 20? Yes, 22. And then there's just other like... But they were probably like politicians' wives or some shit. And also, if her name was different, I think she wouldn't have had... Monica is something you remember.

Lewinsky, too. It would have been like a... Yeah, like a... Yeah, he was like... Sarah Reynolds. He was also in love? He would call her at her parents' place? Oh, he was big time in love.

He was big time in love. Monica, the president's on the phone. Yeah. Isn't he married? Shut up. They're going through something. An open relationship. You don't know the whole story. He told me they're basically divorced.

Oh my god. Oh my divorced. Oh, my God. Yeah, dude, JFK, did you know that Marilyn Monroe was notoriously... This kind of sucks for her. Dirty? Dirty. She was dirty. She would just eat in bed. Not change her underwear.

She snunk. That's a big one. She was stanky. Which is so crazy to put out after someone's death. That's like J.K. Rowling being like, Dumbledore was gay. Yeah. I would wait, too. You could have told her during it, like, put on some deodorant. What?

Super mean. Yeah. For her to die and be like, yeah, she smelled terrible. We wanted to tell her, but we didn't know how to bring it up. I think it's better to wait until they die. Think so? At the funeral. I think it's better to wait until they die. Think so? At the funeral. I think we can all agree.

She needs a shower. You can't beat that. She'll smell better in death. And if one person alleges it, you're fucked for life. The stinky guy. There's a rumor. If there's an actual rumor circulating that you smell bad, you smell bad. Yeah.

There's no way that a group you smell bad. You smell bad. Yeah. There's no way that a group of people would all get behind that. Even if you don't, like placebo effect, I will think you smell bad. Oh, yeah. Same with Ben Franklin having syphilis. Yeah, and Nancy Reagan being the throat coat. Yeah, like all this shit is like... They waited a while for that to come out. Yeah, but then it just goes viral like every six months.

Like, did you know Nancy Reagan sucked cock? Yeah. Sucked Mr. T's cock. Ten thousand retweets. She sucked off B.A. Baracus. What a great skill, though. Just be like, yeah,

I'm the throat coat of Hollywood. For people to be talking about how good you are giving head. You did something. Years after you're dead. Yeah.

You got to be really good at giving head. It's like the implementation of the forward pass in football. She did something with her hands. It's like people were more racist back then. She's equal opportunity sucking dick. She's on the same level as Mr. Rogers

putting his feet in that same kiddie pool as his mailman. What? You never saw that Mr. Rogers clip? Do you remember that? Yeah. I mean, I wasn't, no, I obviously don't remember when it happened, but I know about it. This is a Berenstain Bears thing, but Mr. Rogers, he wasn't a trained sniper, right?

No, I don't. There was a rumor of that. Yeah. I think there was a rumor of that. He had like a hundred kills in combat. What? I thought of that. He had like a hundred kills in combat. What? It was one of those rumors that was like, not true, but I really would love to

think it is. Yeah, Mr. Rogers and Navy SEAL. Oh. Well, there are rumors that Mr. Rogers the host... They hated Mr. Rogers dirty when he died. They hated him. Who did? Dude, there were like riots at his funeral. I thought he was

like beloved. What? He was universally awarded. There was like no crap. Everyone thought he was like a child predator

and shit. No. That's not true. You're misremembering that. You're thinking of someone else. What the fuck? I'm pretty sure

there were like riots. In the movie, Mr. Rogers, the whole point of it was like they never could make him be bad. No, there were protests at his funeral. Oh, man.

I really like the idea of him being a sniper. Wait. The two Freds. What is this? Yeah, dude. They were like. Wait. What?

Oh, Westboro Baptist. They do it for everything. Oh, it was Westboro Baptist. I think they thought he was gay, too. Yeah, no, Westboro Baptist, they'll protest anything. Those guys don't realize it. They do literally military funerals. Yeah, you can't...

If you protest everything, you protest nothing. Yeah, they blew it. They blew their load. They're at the Super Bowl and shit. Yeah, they blew it. They blew their load. They're at the Super Bowl and shit. Yeah. Fuck those guys. They're just addicted to protesting.

I know. It's not a bad thing to be addicted to, though. I think it's a terrible thing to be addicted to. Why? It's like a party every day. Oh, you'd have to get up

and be mad about something? You don't actually have to be mad. And they love getting under people's skin. They love pissing people off, which is like, they're just kind of trolling.

But they believe it. Do you think Dave Portnoy's funeral will get protested? No. No, but you know his obituary is going to have... Oh, some shit. Some footnotes. It's crazy that that shit just follows people around. I was surprised at Jim Brown's obituary.

They were throwing paragraphs of smut on his name. Well, he had some smut. Yeah, but it's just... He's dying. I know. It is always tricky, like... It's, like, weird as hell when people are like, he died and he was actually bad.

So this is good. I think he really did like to, like, beat women. Pretty bad. Like Brett Hull. He was... Rick James. Rick James was a bad guy. Or Bobby Hull.

Who was the... Bobby Hull was... The comic that would wrestle women? He also said Hitler had some good ideas. Yeah. Who am I thinking of? That crazy ass comic that would be wrestling women. We're just a loose facts podcast today.

Oh, big time. Whatever. We're just loosely throwing facts at the wall. I like it. Can I even eat outside tonight? Yeah, why wouldn't you be able to? You got grounded flights. Is that safe?

Wait, they grounded flights? They're saying it's going to get way worse. Am I not going to be able to fly out tonight? I don't know. I'm supposed to fly out tonight also. Look at, I mean, that picture of what's happening outside. What the heck? The pictures are, it looks like yellow.

What the fuck? You can't see the city. I thought it was done. Done? No, brother. Oh, it's getting worse. I went into the weekend. There's a lot of buzz.

A lot of buzz about it. You know what I didn't fuck with is that people are still just like running and shit outside. But it's, again, six cigarettes over 24 hours is just going to like a casino. You'd think that they would say, oh, shit. Wait, one mile, that's enough. Why is the smoke, like, fleeing to the city like a fucking recently college graduated kid from Connecticut. Someone on Long Island, turn off your big fucking fan. Why is it going directly?

It's like stopping over New York. God damn it. That's plenty of visibility. Oh, that's so much visibility. Get out of here. It's surreal. That ain't surreal. Should my kids not be outside today?

Whoops. Well, kids not be outside today? Whoops. They'll be fine. It is fucking crazy. It's like brown from my apartment. What's going on in Canada? Are they dying? I'm assuming it's going to be pretty bad in Canada, right? You don't even hear about that.

You just turn on the news and it's like, Trance! It's like, Trance! It's like, wait, there's actually shit happening in the world. New York is fucked from the Canadian wildfires. What about Canada? My flight is on time right now. Canada's got to be fucking going through it. Huh.

We shall see. The hell's going on. I just got a fucking reservation at a nice ass restaurant, but I'm supposed to be eating outside. It was hard as hell to get this reservation. And now I now I can't go are you going? Lillia. Oh, in Williamsburg? Yeah. That's the guy who owns Feeney Pizza. Really? Yeah.

What the hell? Yeah, I don't know. It's hard as hell to get a reservation there, and then I get a reservation. It's outside, and the fucking sky is orange. I got a gift card there. You want it? Yeah. Oh, want it? Yeah. Is it like six cigarettes an hour or what? Oh, over 24

hours. It's nothing. It's like one. I thought he was doing something with that tweet and I was like, what? Six? So when I saw guys today like outside smoking, like they really don't. Oh, yeah. It was in blow for me.

It was in the subway, too. Did you guys get it? Was it bad? Were you guys subway stops? No. When the subway would come down the tracks... I come to work a lot of years earlier than you. You could see the lights. It has been getting worse throughout the day, though.

Yeah. Because I woke up and it wasn't terrible, and then I went outside and I was like, Shit, so I'm probably not going to fly out tonight. Motherfucker. Get on that 830 tomorrow morning. Come on now, brother. Fuck.

I'm going to drive you out. What time is the 830 land? 10, 15 or something. No time to get on the Yak. I'm going to get my car tomorrow. Oh, yeah, Yak is from Chicago tomorrow and Friday. Hmm. Hmm.

No swag. You hitting the city? The windy? No, he's team lost. Staying back. Oh, you're not even going to hit Lakeshore? His team lost. I got to go, yeah, go check into my hotel a little bit early.

Frank and the Frankettes lost. Brutal. Oh, man. I'm promised to be in New York this weekend. In the smoke? Yeah, that sucks. How long do you think it's going to last? Forever.

This is our new normal, bro. Hope you like it. I mean, it's significantly worse today than it was yesterday. And they said it was going to get better today. So you tell me, Sass. I mean, it's significantly worse today than it was yesterday, and they said it was going to get better today, so... So, you tell me, Sass. We have these TikToks yet. I want to see these TikToks.

Connor's, I think, working too hard on them. Yeah. Connor's putting in some fucking work on these things. Oh, man. All right, maybe just one sporkle. Yeah, let's do a sporkle. Well, let's spin the wheel. Let's do an ad.

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Is that in Canada? That's New York. No, that's filtered. Yeah. Omaha Steaks. Oh! Three people get it. Wait, I can only do same- day change. I can't do...

I kind of am enjoying this, though. I love when there's a little buzz, like, we all might die. Yeah. Oh, nice. That would be awesome if they just canceled everything. DJ, will you play that? No one watch it on their own. Let's do this wheel first.

I want them to cancel everything. Fuck you, dude. I want them to cancel everything. Fuck you, dude. I want to get locked down. I have a fantasy about getting, yeah, forced to stay in a building with a group of people. Oh, it's so fun. Oh, I meant by myself. No, Sass, you're actually going to have to stay at work today. Hmm.

Sorry, brother. Hit the game time studio, though. You can play your little gamies in there. Dude, I haven't been playing video games And it's boring As hell I don't believe you None of my friends can play anymore Because they all left

What else is there? I don't even know I cook I've been making my own dinner Which is even more boring Cooking is boring And then I devour it in like 30 seconds Clean up is insane my own dinner, which is even more boring. Cooking is boring. And then I devour it in like 30 seconds.

Cleanup is insane. What do we spin the wheel three times? First three people it lands on? Yeah. Frank gets one too. Are these steaks like ready to go? Yeah, I mean you just, you have to cook them. Oh. You thought they were cooked?

Yeah, they were like here. Someone was going to bring them out right now. Oh, no, I think you've got to cook them. I'm going to cook one tonight if I get it. Do we have Frank on the phone? No whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy. Fuck. Zah.

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All right, so the three people left, get them. Well, now you got to cancel the flight. You're going to dinner tonight. Are the steaks here? Yeah, I believe so. Oh, my God. that's so sweet. I'm so fucking jealous of you bastards. I'm dying to know what's going on in this goddamn city.

I gotta figure out this flight now. Fuck! Everyone's got masks on today, too. Sheep. No, look at the fucking pictures that people are putting out. They just Google imaged yellow. Dude, I don't know. People are posting this from Times Square.

Is shirts out and about, TJ? I don't know if we got a good morning USA yet today. We got a fucking book. If we all collectively stood outside and... Someone just sent me this from Times Square. People are texting me about the air left and right. Everyone's hitting me up. My grandma just texted me.

Josh not awake yet. Bro, this shit better go to sea. This shit better float out to fucking the sea. It's the worst since the 1960s. I'm going to grab my computer and try to make some moves with this flight situation. Roan? Because the worst part would be being stuck at the airport during the entire NBA Finals game. I had it set up perfectly to watch it on the plane.

You're just going to get on this 830 or? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I watched it too. Your face is perfect. I got big ass bags under my eyes. No, it's just the ring light, man. It's just, it casts a shadow. Like I'm fucking dying.

Wait, big cat just grabbed the fucking slices. Ah, that bastard. How do you fix that? How do you get less bags under your eyes? Sleep more? Usually like the little stickers. The little ribbon stickers. As soon as you get into that game,

you're fucked for life. It's worse every year. It's ozempic for your eyes. Yeah, whatever. I just won't. Stop doing it. Your eyes will just get fatter. You can't be your own face observer.

I've been noticing. For you to say with your bagless eyes... I mean, look at my bags, dude. You still look like a kid, though. Like a 19-year-old. Thanks, man. You're welcome. You look like a 19-year-old.

Thanks, man. You look like a 17-year-old. Fuck you, man. I should beat your ass. I'm not old enough yet. And just drive straight there? Dude, I just offered to drive you. You don't want me to drive you?

You don't want to take a private plane during this. That's how they go down. Are those the best pilots in the world? No, they're not. You think your rookie Delta pilot's better than a fucking guy driving a Cessna? Commercial pilots are like the best commercial flyers in the world. All the private pilots are like ex-military, ex-commercial pilots. Some of the worst in the world.

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You crushed that. That legitimately exploded. Why didn't you grab me a slice? Oh, that looks so good. This is the last one. Oh, okay. Starving. Over my bite?

Nope. Over my bite mark? Why don't you rip me off some from the top? Why did you have to put your fucking hands all over it? FD Lo's going to freak if we're not there. I can't imagine. We're just like, yeah, dude, too smoky. Stephen Che by himself.

He could do it. He could handle it. Greer said he'd fill in for Dave. That's huge. Big. Wait, is he out there right now? Yeah, I think so. Just that we're doing like a full-on 64-team bracket next year.

Four play-ins. 64 times three is 120. Is that not the last piece, dude? I think that was the last one. Fuck me. You got you good, bro. You got you so good. You should see your face right now. You should honestly see it.

It's so funny looking at your face right now. I can't it it's so funny look at your face right now I can't wait for you guys flights to get cancelled fuck you dude I said it alright I kind of probably took this show to a stop here taking my computer. Sorry, yeah, that's Jordan right there.

New York City on 24-hour lockdown. Stay inside. All airports closed. No. Shut up. You're lying ass. I don't know what to do. I got to airdrop this to Connor.

Goddamn Canadian assholes. They fucked it up for all of us. Like, if we leave, if it's like 8.30 in the morning, and they're like, hey, your flight can't leave, even if we drive straight to Chicago, no stops, it takes, what, 13 hours to get there, right? Honor, come stand next. Oh, there we go. I got it.

Further? That might be from Massachusetts. Yeah, it's like 12, 13 hours. Zoinks! 12 and a half. What else do you guys want to talk about today? The smoke. What happened with Zion? Zoinks Twelve and a half What else do you guys want to talk about today? Zion What happened with Zion?

Porn stars airing him out on Twitter He was fucking a girl That's fucked up Oh come on I let you spit in my mouth last week when we fucked You could have told me you had another whore pregnant How is that going to work moving us both to New Orleans? You think I would have found outleans you think i would have found

out you think i would have found out yeah like how she said another whore saying that implying she is also a whore she's a porn star i've seen her on the on the pages the first reply was i watched you fuck three dudes at once in 2017 wait he was gonna move in with her? Yes Or he was gonna move her out to New Orleans This is a disaster boys Don't call my phone You lost me for good

Oh see you can't call right away Cause then they can be like, look, he's calling me. And then it's just over. You got to just pretend it never existed. Ooh. Rough. Are people on her side or his side?

I told you it was going to be... Wait, wait, wait. I want to see that one. I told you it was going to be next King LeBron. I told you it was going to be the next King next to LeBron. I motivated you. But wait, he hasn't played, so you clearly didn't do a good job. What did she do?

She just told him he's going to be the next LeBron. Yeah, you're being a reason you gained weight. She toxic. I hate this for you. Honestly, this is island. You hurt me with this one. I couldn't sleep last night. The spin the mouth thing hurts.

Yeah, that's tough. Dave, what are you doing with the smoke? Prez. Dave. Prez. Prez. Oh, Dave. Dave.

Dave. Dave. Hey, Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! Let's go.

Zah hit that fucking hole. Oh, he puts it down. Sass wanted to say something to you. Who? Sass. No, I did not. What are you going to do about the smoke? Getting out.

Well, you're a recall. That's all he's asking. He said, don't ask Dave. He's a control. You're a weatherman. What's up? That's all we actually. That's genuine. Are you worried about getting out?

No. Okay. You haven't seen the pictures and shit? They grounded all the flights. Yeah. I'm not leaving tonight. I leave tomorrow morning. Fuck.

How do you feel about trivia? Good. Yeah? Yeah. I feel good. It's four really good teams. Yep. No, I feel good.

I like our team. I like our chances. I feel good. Kirk texted me, asked me not to talk to Rico. Yeah. Yeah. Don't get in Rico's head. Are you going to do it?

Are you going to oblige? But what Kirk doesn't realize is you not... I'm treating him the same as I always treat him. You not talking to Rico would actually get more in his head.

You'd be like, why isn't Dave talking to me? Yeah, I don't know. Rico, whatever. Rico's Rico. I just hope you beat Brandon Walker's ass, man. Yeah, I think that's the...

He spoiled last night. I'll be great. Spoiled. Yeah. Unreal. He's like Mincyy to be honest he's someone who can't do live stuff yeah live he should never be live brain it's a liability but he also he's a 10 second delay guy the fact that he spoiled the match before his match so basically like it was like oh yeah the the the it was a double

header last night he's like you don't have to watch this one. Just watch mine. I did see him. He realized he fucked up right away. But, yeah, Gaz is somehow, Gaz knows. He texted me instantly. He's like, what an idiot. Or the woe.

I think he's like Brandon Walker, the woe. He is the woe. Just blows it for Jeff. Isn't he on this usually? He's already in Chicago. He made it somehow. Nice. What happens if we're all grounded tomorrow morning?

I'm driving everyone out if you need a ride. Are you really? I will. How long of a ride is that? Like 12 hours? 12, yeah. 12 and a half, they said. Even if we left at 8 a.m., it's like it would be tough to get there on time.

Yeah. I don't know. I guess. Probably have to drive to another airport. Oh, drive to the Midwest. Like Pittsburgh or something. What if you just went out from Philly? I think it's bad in Philly.

I think it's bad in D.C. I think it's bad everywhere. I think we'll get there. It's a forfeit, probably. So would you forfeit? If our team is not. Well, I think you can play with less than three guys. Yeah, you can play with just Che.

Che's out there. Yeah, right. So Eddie's out there. Hey, Versetti. Hey, I think you can play with less than three guys. Yeah, you can play with just Che. Che's out there. Yeah, right. So Eddie's out there. Jay versus Eddie. Jay versus Eddie versus Kirk. One-on-one would be awesome. Holy shit. Yeah, I mean, you can play like my team is on the floor.

Yeah. This is actually Brandon's dream. He'll, like, keep PFT hostage in his own house in Chicago just so he can play by himself. Lock him in the closet. Alright. Well, good luck tomorrow. See ya. Thank you. Have fun at Dave Matthews. Yeah. Thank you.

Alright. Good stuff. Good stuff. Make sure Dave goes in the thumbnail, please. What? Oh, crazy! Also, the funniest part about it is being like the guy was like, they're just taking money and then he put in a note being like the guy was like they're just taking money,

and then he put in a note being like the one that they're talking about won. Like the bet that they're contesting actually won. What's the thread? The can't lose parlay is being – The commission is like reviewing it, and it's a fascinating – You're saying that it actually can lose? Can lose, yes. What the hell?

Well, like Buffalo Wild Wings doesn't have buffalo in it. They're doing, like, Captain Crunch berries. Those aren't, like, real berries. Wild. All right, see ya. Okay, I'm going to change my flight. Where are you going to change it to? I'm going to do tomorrow morning, I guess.

Up on that 830, brother. Yeah, okay. Now my whole day is going to be fucked. Why? I just might be late to the act tomorrow. Because you've got to go get your car. Yeah. I'll go straight to the act.

Who else is going to be branding out there and who? Che. You can grab anyone from the studio. Of course. Spider's out there already. Not Faustuli, though. I see Faustuli in this office this week. Why are you saying Faustuli like that?

Because his name is Faustuli, but really it's Faustuli. Should I do the 7.30? What time we got to leave for an 8.30 flight? 7? LaGuardia? You could leave at 7.30. I think you might have a better chance

of getting out there today than tomorrow. Why are you saying that? In the morning, it was clear as hell this morning. Wouldn't it be worse when the sun's up?

Yeah. I'm going tonight. The pictures that are getting sent out right now are insane, dude. My wife sent me pictures from our apartment. It's literally like you can't see in front of you.

It sounds like it's getting worse and worse. It's getting worse. A dude downstairs told me it was getting worse. But in the morning it was easier. I'll just be late to the act. That's fine. Yeah. This is the Franklin thing. I'm hoping that we get some, like, Luton. Let's get his video.

Luton? You want Luton? Yeah. Hold the camera. Hold the phone. And it looks like it's dusk. Oh, is this Frank? Yes. Oh, my bad. I it looks like it's dust. Oh, is this for him? Yes. Oh, my bad. I didn't know it was him.

I thought it was a random video. I was getting pissed at the head. It's smoke. And this is from Canada? Hey, Quebec, put out the cigarettes. Those assholes. Those greedy bastards. They're cigarettes, as they would say in fucking Quebec.

Hey, man, he shouldn't be outside. I'm worried for my boy. No, he just posted that? Yeah. Oh, my God. We might be stuck in here, for real. I hope, dude. I love a little natural disaster. I gotta get home, man. I gotta get home to my fucking... To for real. I hope, dude. I love a little natural disaster. I gotta get home, man.

I gotta get home to my fucking... Good luck, dude. They just shut down the subway system. Holy fuck, that's the Bronx? It is nuts, dude. Wow. This isn't a threat of something worse. It's just gonna be bad air?

Or could this progress? I don't think. I think it's just bad air. I think it's just like living in a manufacturing district in China. Don't they have some bad air out there? Oh, yeah. They're just like using coal in China. It's got to be bad there.

It's got to be even worse in India. India's bad. They're just like shoveling coal. All right. Good to just like shoveling coal. All right. Good to go? I'm switching. Everyone's saying tomorrow morning is clear. That's what they said about today, too.

Sash, goddammit, stop being so goddamn negative. I'm just being honest. No, you're not. Sash, should I do 7.30 or 8.30? I'd go 7.30. The earlier the better. I want to be with Roan, but I also want to be on the Yak. Get there when you get there.

Take the 730, brother. Don't worry about me, man. I'll make it. I'll set an alarm for like five. I don't like to leave my guys behind. Women and children first, though. I'll set my alarm for five in case you guys need reinforcements. Thanks, Seth.

I appreciate that, bro. What are you going to drive us in? I'll set my alarm for five in case you guys need reinforcements. Thanks, Sass. I appreciate that, bro. What are you going to drive us in? I'll find something. Holy shit. What a shit show this is going to be, boys. I'm worried. I'm sorry. It to be, boys. I'm worried. I'm sorry.

It's completely stalled. I'm sorry. I apologize. No, I'm having fun. Smokepocalypse. I mean, if I change my flight, we could do a four-hour yak today. Look at these videos, bro. Someone needs to be working on putting some fucking moody music behind it.

Or at least that Zach Bryan song, Oklahoma Smoke Show. You made a good one yesterday. Oh, yeah. But I wish I made it today. Today is fucking way juicier. Do you think that he stole that term, smoke show, from Dave? What did he do? He has a song called Oklahoma Smoke Show about a hot girl from Oklahoma.

Yeah, that's from Barstool. That's from Barstool. Yeah, 2008. And he was a military guy, so he was probably listening to ZBT. Sass, you don't fuck with this guy? ZB? Yeah. No, I don't know his music.

I just don't like his tweets. Let's look up some of his tweets right now. Wait. Need it and need it daily. Wow. Can I hear it? I didn't get to hear it the first time. With recent news that Taylor Swift and Mattie Healy broke up,

there's rumors circulating that Taylor Swift rizzed up Baby Gronk. Is Baby Gronk the Rizzly Bear? Next episode, you might find out. With recent... Oh, my God. Zach Bryan tweeted yesterday, if it weren't for second chances. That's it. That's the whole tweet. Somehow I got on the Reddit about news about the wives and girlfriends of country stars in Nashville.

And I think Zach Bryan's ex-girlfriend is all over Twitter being like, really nice to see my abuser becoming super famous. Ooh. I don't know, maybe, yeah. Ooh. So what's your opinion on that, KB? Did he do it or not? I think if someone was to feel the need to say that,

then he must have done something. Didn't they just break up? That's a previous one. Oh. He's always singing about how all his exes hate him and shit like that. You know what will pick us up is a fucking nice ass sporkle. But first, let me piss. Yeah, I'm going to finish this.

I'm changing my flight. We're going to be done with this. I apologize to the people of the Yak. Don't worry. I don't owe you an apology. No, I owe him an apology. I owe him an apology. I fucked up.

Also, this is not one of the wildest things you've ever experienced. Yeah, it's a little overblown in that I just care about getting out. If I'd have a flight, I wouldn't give a fuck about this stuff. No disrespect to the people who don't like smoke or whatever. No. There's probably some. I was thinking about that last night when I was saying like six cigarettes in 24 hours, that's lightweight. I was just waiting for someone to be like, what if you're suffering from emphysema?

What if you. Bro. Shit. That would be. This is what it's like living in California. What? What were you going to say? I don't know.

I was going to go off on a tangent about the weaker of our society and how I don't give a fuck. But I stopped myself. Yeah. That's good. Sorry I'm fucking strong. In the best shape of my life You guys gotta get this R.E.M. band It's ruining my life

I had the For a while But then I went to the Fitbit I don't think it's detecting My shit right You gotta get on the Fitbit The Fitbit's good Whoop's good too

Well it's telling me How bad I sleep My R.E.M. is like 5% That's That fucks you up Because you'll get a Cause also I've noticed that

You almost always get An hour less of sleep Than you thought Cause all the restless sleep Add you almost always get an hour less of sleep than you thought. Because all the restless sleep adds up like an hour. Mostly light sleep. Yeah. And I think it's counterproductive because now that's what I'm thinking about. And you're basing how you feel off of an app.

Yeah. I mean, I think this is going to – this sucks, I think. I mean, it's nice sometimes, but also, yeah, you get too in on that. Like sometimes when I knew I wasn't going you get too in on that. Like, sometimes when I knew I wasn't going to get a lot of sleep certain nights,

like if I had like an early flight the next day or I had to wake up early and it was late, I would take it off because I'd be like, I don't want to know. I don't want to see like

two and a half hours. I've been working out pretty hard. Yeah. In seventh out of eighth in the anus leaderboard. Yeah. Nick's six places

ahead of me. Yeah. Sometimes you don't want what am i doing wrong yeah because then you're like i would base shit like i would do that day off of what the watch would say all right i'm back all right what are we doing yeah let's fucking yak it's sparkle um still smoking weed a lot uh no don't. I've been doing very little drugs, actually. Nice. Not much. A little bit of mushrooms here and there.

You do do that. You microdose? Just a little bit. Like, maybe once or twice a week, but it's a very low, low amount. I probably smoke a couple times a month and get drunk like once every like three months. Yeah. That's great. And these aren't.

Let's just be clear. This is none of this is by choice. This is just by necessity of living in my shoes and knowing that I I'll tell you what, boys. Three kids is a lot. It's I you what boys three kids is a lot it's i can't imagine it is a lot so many people i have a lot of kids but i still it's crazy to think about it is quite two to three is quite the difference yeah three is that's where you lost me yeah nothing i'm very happy for you but three is a lot i mean I'm happy to have three. Yeah. Because it's cool that they'll have brothers and sisters and it's fun, but yeah, it's a lot. You going for four?

No, fuck no. You'll hit four. Fuck. Fuck no. Yeah. Dude, it's crazy even walking around the office. It looks like an orange glow. Yeah, the windows are all orange. And Caitlin Walker's out there bugging out, trying to- even walking around the office. Like, it looks like an orange glow. Yeah, the windows are all orange.

And Caitlin Walker's out there, like, bugging out, like, trying to. That's her, yeah. She's trying to move my flight, Tori. Rico was just like, if they can't get us out, you want to take a bus? That's what he's saying? A bus? With Rico? I was like, what time?

He said, 12 from the island. We leave from Staten Island at midnight. Oh, midnight? Yeah yeah that would suck i actually don't think there's anything worse that i could ever think of a bus ride overnight with rico from staten island during it but long bus rides are terrible trying to sleep on a bus, yeah. Oh, brutal. Yeah, should we play some Sporkle? What else we got? What's on the prep sheet? Steven Che's weird ass had a tweet this morning.

He typed it last night at the prep sheet, so it might be outdated. Wait, can we watch Sass's TikTok again? Oh, he's doing Frank's right now. Che tweeted about penises last night. Yeah, he was at the airport, and he was just like, something just popped in my head. If you're an NBA seven-footer, you can just see everyone's dick at the urinal. Well, with great power comes great responsibility,

so maybe, like, don't bird watch. Also, if you're, like, 6'3", like I am, I'm pretty sure if I wanted to see someone's dick, I could. I could see anyone's dick. Right. At a urinal, if you want to, you can. Yeah. This isn't like they have a superpower. I would imagine if you're a

seven-footer, you just stare straight like everyone else does. Yeah. You can see anything. You told me that you got this DM today. After a party in Boston, my friends and I are younger and stupid at the time, decided to get like six dudes in a small stall for some coke. All of a sudden we hear, damn you white boys, it's crazy.

It's Robert Williams just standing normal in the next stall pissing, but full head above the divide. That's funny. Also maybe a lie. Six in a stall is a crazy move. Yeah. Do you when I was in...

You go pairs at most. And really, you don't do that. You just pass. And then one guy comes back. He's like, oh, I don't know. I just did it all. I was in high school. There's none left.

I have no... I dropped it. I have no clue what happened. Toilet. There was only a little left. I also got this business idea I want to tell you about. It was a full bag, man. When I was in high school, when the jewel was really big,

people would go into the stall to hit their jewel. And it happened to me multiple times where I would be taking a shit in the stall, and kids would put their heads over the stall to be like, yo, do you have a jewel? They're like, dude, I'm shitting right now. I couldn't imagine if we had jewels in high school. I would do them so often. It's crazy.

Thinking you're going to live forever. Hey, man, that's not how it works, man. You don't live forever, man. Truth. You've got to take care of them lungs, take care of that body. That's why you shouldn't breathe outside right now. Yep. It's true.

Or you'll die. We just all had to stay here for the rest. What if we had to do a 24-hour stream? Or no, 12-hour. 12-hour stream. I wish I could. I actually have somewhere to be. Oh.

Where the hell do you have to be, bro? I'm in. We have to shoot for out of order. I'm in for the 12-hour. It's the end of the world as we know it. How far can we push this thing? And Sass has to bail. I really want...

I wish I could stay. But we don't have. We have to. We're at like a location. We only have it until five. What's the location? Just like a place. Is this for a sketch?

Yeah. With smoke in it? No. The location inside? It's inside, yeah. Oh. Are there windows? Probably.

So it'll be freaky. Might be a little freaky. You should do a sketch on smoke. I don't know how that would work. What do you mean? This doesn't come out until next week. Right, but what if, like, all right, sketch starts. It's fights in his apartment.

He gets ready to go to work. Are you following me? I'm following. Is this a smoke one? Yeah, it's smoke one. Maybe they go to work. Are you following me? I'm following. Is this the smoke one? Yeah, it's the smoke one. Maybe they go to see air in theaters. Oh, I like that. A dude keeps on hitting his jewel, and it fills up the studio, and they're like,

yo, you're fucking making the studio gross. Or it's the movie theater's filled with smoke, and then you go outside, and the whole city's filled with smoke because a guy was hitting his jewel so hard. Yeah. Not a bad idea. Is that a good sketch? Or like maybe they go into air and then at the end of the movie. This sucks.

Looks down. What sucked? The air. I thought I fucking. I thought I bought lightly salted almonds. Try that out. Yeah. In video form.

That would do. Yeah. I will try. Rush. Will. What if Buddha Ben was just in town? That's all it is. He just opened a door and he's like, what?

Dude, is anyone else getting fucking sleepy from this hair? My head hurts. Soon as I went outside. You are the first person to complain. You didn't say that. You have a headache. Soon as I went outside, my head hurt. I just got a headache. the first person to complain. You can't say that. You have a headache. As soon as I went outside, my head hurt. That's not a headache.

Cut it out, Canada. It hurts. I can't control it. I can't control what hurts. No. Oh, no. Doug Wanoi just dropped. Oh, shit.

Chaos in NYC. I saw a hot dog vendor eating a homeless man's leg on 42nd Street stay inside shit is bad apparently anyone who had let the crack in

and second booster shot is going zombie who had the crack in and second booster shot is going zombie after inhaling smoke oh my god I'll get that one to retweet Had the Kraken and second booster shot was going zombie after inhaling smoke. Oh, my God.

I'll get that one to retweet. All love for Wanoi. I'm a big guy like my hero, Chris Christie. He loves Chris Christie like that? I don't know anything about him. Dude, I mean, this is... Dave wasn't lying. They're talking about Crunch Berries. Yeah, what is that article?

It's a Twitter thread. I mean, it's... It's crazy that, like, I'm being talked about, and, like, people are using... Their entire day as being spent talking about my stupidity. What are they saying? Being a bad.

They're saying, okay, let me find it. Can't miss parlay, which is actually wrong. Hearing underway, Kathy Stein clarifies that no finding will be issued today as noted below and previously reported. March 12th, made aware of Big Cat's Can't Lose Parlay from 310, which was a regularly featured item on the app. Featured four college games. Posted betting slip. Dave posted a betting slip.

This bet won, by the way. Albino. CLP is humorous, satirical reference to Big Cat's terrible reputation as a gambler. 55% of CLP players were repeat players and 90% lost their first bet. Surely they would not have come back. Basically just having an entire argument. Yes, it's great. Legal standards say same that applies to world's best pizza or buffalo wings that don't contain buffalo or that crunch berries contain berries.

No reasonable person would believe that CLP is a reasonable wager. So they're on your side? No, they're arguing that me posting a can't lose parlay, which is heavily satirical because it's gambling. Everything can can lose that's why it's called gambling they're saying that i'm misleading people by calling it a can't lose parlay i thought they were like mocking how silly it would be to think that crunch berries are real berries and how silly it would be to think well that's the in our we have i think we have a lawyer there who's basically so he's defending us but in part of us, he has to trash me and be like, Dan Katz is a notoriously dumb person and terrible gambler.

So I'm going into the state legislative record books of Dan Katz is a terrible gambler and a dumb person. The record show. Let it be written in history. Dan Katz is a terrible gambler and a dumb person. No one should be. The record show. Seriously. Let it be written in history. It's just the entire operation is like a bunch of people debating the merits of my dumb fucking brain. Yeah. And that's their day. Kind of an honor. Yeah, it is a little bit of an honor.

Although I am, like, noted stamped idiot historically yeah jay had that jay when they first came up he was like dan katz is the worst gambler of all time all right fine fuck it guys it's fine and the best part is the one that they're arguing about won. It actually didn't lose. It did win. I should legally be safe just from that. Yeah. I said it couldn't lose, and it did not lose.

Promises made, promises delivered. Damn, anyone else getting sleepy from this air? Dude, I could take a nap. I feel like I'm about to pass out from this fucking air. Has it gotten worse since we started? Yeah, they said it's 20% worse in the last hour. Because these videos I'm seeing are fucking insane. I mean, look at this.

Whoa! What's that? Can we show one on this screen, TJ, just so people don't realize? I realize we've been talking about the smoking. Anyone who's not. He's throwing a couple up. Oh, yeah. All right, this is pretty crazy.

Dude, what the fuck? Then you get the people complaining, like, the world doesn't revolve around New York City. It's like, you're right. It's just, if this was happening happening if i lived in fucking omaha and it was happening i would tweet about it then this is insane you can't even see anything sass you gotta go make a video about this there's nothing from this just workshop it. Yeah. It's like, fuck. Smoking weed. Vaping.

Smokehouse almonds. Smokehouse almonds needs to fucking hit the internet ASAP. Just tweet it. I got these things when they were at the store. These were lightly salted. Such a good joke. So good.

Should we lock in and play some Sporkle? I'm down to. What were some of the categories that you sent the other day? The ones that... Yeah, I sent it to the Yak. What should I tweet? What should the caption be

why is that a fucking gif when I left the store these were lightly salted yeah and then New York like hashtag New York New York's crazy right now

hashtag NYC air is crazy right now Should I throw a laughing emoji in? Yeah Maybe a skull emoji? A laughing emoji? No What about a skull? Oh yeah

That's not your brand When I left the store These were lightly salted Dot dot dot Hashtag NYC smoke out?c what what was the nyc is my c air is crazy right now nyc no just nyc air nyc air yeah if you know you know hashtag if you know you know no one's no

this is like living in california this happens every every... That's the quality of their sky. There's John Feidelberg. I can't believe it. John Feidelberg. Star. What's normally the most polluted city in the world? Shanghai, right? Delhi, India.

Mumbai. You're giggling to yourself right now. It's my... I might... This is so stupid This might be getting deleted No Oh I'll reach you

Yeah he boosts that The team's got your back bro Yeah I'm going to comment below I'm going to be in Ontario, California Heights Oh Lahore?

Lahone? Ho-Fan? Lahore? Lahone? Ho-Fan? Lahore? What are we seeing there? 100 most polluted cities in the world. Lahore, Ho-Tan. Do we have any in the U.S.? And Delhi.

Just all India. Yikes, bro. Not a good look, India. Oh, India. I might want to clean up, India. Oh, India. Might want to clean up that air. Seriously, that affects all of us, okay? This land is your land.

This land is my land. All right, let's sparkle. Are you smarter than a college? I like those. These are good. Are they tough for the listener? Well, as long as you say the question. Huh? Okay, we say the question.

You're going to have to switch. All right, here we go. Switch, switch, switch. All right, here we go. Switch, switch, switch. All right, I'll start. Switch chairs with KB, Sass. I'll hang on to these. What?

I gave you half of my pizza. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it.

And I feel fine. Let's remix it and do it. Keep saying it's the end of the world as we know it. Keep faster and faster and faster. Then the bass will drop. Okay. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. That's not the right idea. Oh, fuck. Fucked it up. All right, sorry. All right, let's get it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it.

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It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. Yeah. Wah, wah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Bah. It's so good. Yeah. That feels good.

All right. First question. Marty McFlyer is a time-traveling teenager in what trio of films? Back to the Future. Go ahead, KB. What is half of the planet located above or below the equator called? A hemisphere? What dish accompanies ham in the classic Dr. Seuss children's book?

Green eggs. Also a great restaurant in Philly. In the Shrek movies, what kind of creatures are Shrek and Fiona? Ogres? Ooh. Ogas. O-G-E-R. O-G-R-E?

R-E, yeah. The medulla, the cerebellum, and the cerebrum are all parts of what body part? The brain. What unit of currency is used in Japan? Yen. Harry Underwood, Taylor Hicks, and Ruben Sutter were the winners of what television show? American Idol. What TV show? Spinoff sequels, with the subtitles Special Victims Unit, Law and Order?

Upstate New York has a series of lakes, including Seneca Lake and Cayuga Lake. They are together named for what slender body part that matches the shape of the lake's finger lakes. What is the first book of the Old Testament, Genesis? Oh, I was going to say Exodus. I'm happy I didn't do that one. There are three countries. E-S-I-S. There are three countries in the world

that are located entirely inside of another country. Name any of them. Vatican City. I'm just going to do that. Nice. So Lesotho and San Marino. Yeah, correct. Ooh. So, Lesotho and San Marino. Yeah, correct.

What actress was dumped on Shia LaBeouf's girlfriend for the third? I don't think it's Megan Fox. Can you scroll down just like a hair? Right, isn't Megan Fox only in the first? You can't ask me, dude. Yeah, see that? Five. Stop. Four.

Three. Both states that named the. Two. I can't. I'm trying to read that. Three. Two. I guess I'll go Megan Fox

Even though I know it's not Megan Fox Oh Yeah Name either of the authors of the Communist Manifesto That actually Already been mentioned here Karl Marx I think it's with a K

Karl In what city were the 2012 It's with a K. Carl. In what city were the 2012 Summer Olympics held? London. Yeah. I knew you had that. Yeah, yeah. The game of Monopoly is based on the streets of what New Jersey city?

Atlantic City. Yeah. I thought it was Hoboken. Yeah, it's Hoboken. It's Trenton. What is the one... Can you scroll up a little bit? Wait, I can't fucking read this. Oh, come on, dude.

There are three types of rock. Igneous, sedimentary, and this type. Named because it's formed of two. Because it comes from changing one of the other two types. Obsidian. I don't know. I don't know. I'm out.

Damn, Sass. You're out know. I'm out. Damn, Sass. You're out first. Okay. I will go with what country lost in the finals of the 2014 Men's FIFA World Cup? Argentina. Very nice. Thank you. Did you know that?

Messi. They lost to Germany. Very nice Thank you Did you know that? Uh, Messi They lost to Germany Name any country that is on the island of Borneo, Malaysia Um In Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Scarlet Letter What does the letter A stand for? Oh Oh, that's easy

Adultery Adultery Yeah Alright, I'm gonna Daniel Hawthorne, it's the scarlet letter. What does the letter A stand for? Oh, that's easy. Adultery. Adultery. Yeah. All right, you're going to have to do a spell check on this one. There are three main types of clouds, the high cirrus clouds, the layered stratus clouds, and what third type of puffy clouds? Cumulonimbus?

Cumulonimbus? Nimbus? Cumulonimbus? I think it's two words. Space in between the two of them. Maybe just type in Nimbus? I like Cumulonimbus. Cumulonimbus? Show me Cumulonimbus? Do you want me to look up how to spell it?

And if I don't have it, that is my final answer. Is this how you spell it? What? So that's not right? I would have guessed that too. Damn. Sorry, I lasted a full round past you, Sass. You'll last.

Scroll down a little bit. Wait, that's not how. Wait. You. Q-U-O. That's the struggle of spellings. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.

The fuck is a cumulonimbus, then? Sorry, bro. Dumbass. In 1959, the last two states entered the Union, named both states that joined the USA in 1959. Hawaii and Alaska. Nice. Nice. Nice.

What German term named after its inventor is given to a lighter-than-air balloon mode of transportation? Zeppelin? Yeah. There's an E in there. Got a tattle of the Titans going up against each other.

Fuck. Isn't it crazy that women just couldn't vote for like the longest time? It's insane. It's pretty fucking nuts When did that happen in America 19 or 18 or something like that It's like yeah yeah let's let them half the population Alright we're gonna count the timer If you don't have it

Togo, Cameroon and Nauru Are all now independent countries At what point All right, we're going to count the timer. If you don't have it. I know. Togo, Cameroon, and Nauru are all now independent countries. At one point, they were all colonies of what country? France? Portugal? Show me Portugal. I don't think that's it. Show me Portugal.

No. For the win, Roan. Which famous Dutch painters, Irises and portrait of Dr. Gatchit, have held the record for most money ever spent on a single painting? Van Gogh. Oh, damn.

That one was right there. Show me the... Go, see how long you can go. I could go Fergie would be the Black Eyed Pea. We just left that one there. Yeah. Composer of Swan Lake, Sleeping Beauty, and Nutcrackers at Tchaikovsky. Oh, man.

Show off, Rowan. I might need your help on that one. All right. Just show the rest. Show the rest. What the fuck? Cumulus. Wait. You were right there.

Damn it. I added the nimbus. Western Roman Empire fell in 476. Tokyo is the Nikkei. N-I-K-K-E-I. Want to play one more, Sass? Why did they post that video on the Barstool Main Instagram? I don't know.

It's a goof. It's a goof. It's a goof. What is the goof? You made it as a joke. Yeah, but it was a joke on the yak. Now it just makes me look like a fucking dumbass. Forget that it's a joke. No, they don't.

Yes, they do. He wasn't at Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift wasn't trying to fuck a nine-year-old. So annoying. Hope you don't get sued. I'm going to sue Barststool let's see the comments shit is so annoying which sport is this one he used me as a disloyal what the fuck is happening fuck he's finally had to unfollow who cares i really don't care game three believe it is actually

real new because the way that you're looking at the camera, it looks real. It looks real. This is working. Dog shit post. Barstool's fucking pooping now. Get a life. We need all Yak fans to go and just comment more of this, please. Yeah.

Shit is so annoying, dude. You shouldn't have been so funny, bro. You should have made such a good-ass relatable joke. All right, as soon as Connor sends me the Frank Tank one, then we'll end the show. Let's do one more Sporkle. One more Sporkle, just for... Let's do college logos.

Yeah, thank God. Sass, why don't you pick one? You're always out first. I don't care. Let's do college logos. I'm down for college logos. I, thank God. Sass, why don't you pick one? You're always out first. I don't care. Let's do college logos. I'm down for college logos. I'm done. Let's fucking rip up

some college logos. Me and the Dew. Yeah? Yeah. Just from that one Instagram post? Yeah. Damn.

College logos. Did we do all these? Yeah. Someone here, I guarantee you, Did we do all these? Yeah. Someone here, I guarantee you, saw that video and was like, holy shit, this is actually really good. Did we do this one? I don't know. There's got to be more.

Type in, like, NCAA logos. I liked the just general logos. The general logos was sick. Logos was good. Logos. Just type general logos. The general logos were sick. Logos was good. Logos. Just type in logos. What is similar logos? Corporate logos.

We did corporate logos too. There's still three and one. All right. Let's do some logos. Let's see how it looks. All right, Roan. You're up. Let's go Nike.

Zoom out a little. All right. Go ahead, Sass. I'll go John Deere. Nice. Taco Bell. This is easy. Yeah, we got to clear this. I'm going to Deere. Nice. Taco Bell. This is easy. Yeah, we got to clear this.

I'm going to fucking play, boy. Nice. MC. Sadie's Benz. I'm up. Sorry. Sadie's Benz. Yeah.

Yes. Howdy. Howdy. I was even going to get another one. Sporkle. Nice. Sporkle loves Sporkle. Tari. Uh, Tari.

Come on, Sass. We should do five second shot clock. Yeah, this one is easy. Apple, he said. Facebook. Facebook. McDonald's. Toyota.

Fuck. Honda. Marriott. Shell. Chevrolet. Comcast. Anheuser-Busch. Eh, Close enough.

Bush should work. BU. SCH. Motorola. Motorola. American Airlines. AT&T. Ooh, nice, nice.

I was going to go with that. Adobe? DreamWorks. Ah, I was holding DreamWorks. You fuck. You fuck you. You fuck you. Sprint.

Guinness? Yeah. Let's clear this fucking shit, boys. Not Guinness. Volkswagen is mine. Yeah, that's Guinness. That is Guinness. Oh, it might be.

Yeah. Volkswagen. Volkswagen. Fuck. Oh, windows. Yeah. Mazda. Nice.

Oh, Mazda. Gassing my boys up. Fuck, what is that? God damn it. Zass, god damn it, get this shit What's left? Come on, Sass Come on, Sass Come on, Sass

Five, um, six Seven Seven left? Yes Oh, fuck Come on I think I tried this last time, I don't think it was it Seven left? Yes. Oh, fuck. What is that? Yes.

Come on. I think I tried this last time. I don't think it was it. Santander. It's not Santander. It's like spare or some shit. Dang. What about Prudential?

Boy, if you pull Prudential. I don't know what it is. Is it? I know. Shit. Yeah. What is. Is it? I know. Shit. Yeah. Is that General Mills? Ooh, this is a tough one. Oh, is it General?

I think it is General Mills. That's a goofy G, so it's got to be cereal. Yeah. Chevron. Oh, nice. I was wondering what that was. Hilton. Yeah, I'm out.

Ah, wait, wait, wait. Come on. Come on. Get me out. I've seen that many a wait. Come on, come on. Don't be out. I've seen that many a time. I don't know what it is. On a daily basis, I see that. Is it a computer thing?

Is it IBM? It's a computer thing. Mm-hmm. It's getting old. Yeah, I kind of am. I kind of am, too. I feel woozy and my chest is tight. Give it to us.

What is it? All right, give me United Airlines. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that Qantas? Yeah. Q-A-N-T-A-S? No, it's not.

What else would it be? All right, give me Safeway. Good. Oh, wow. Oh, shit, Roan. My boy's nice with it. What a pull. What's the Q, Roan?

Q-anon. I would be sick if they had Q-anon. Tar Airways. Oh, you might be right. Let's try to get this It looks like a planet, kind of That's the one I don't know Alright, show us It's a killer

The Boeing company Oh What Fuck That's fucking bullshit man So that's just reading Instagram comments right now No I'm not

I'm on Twitter I'm gonna post it on the TikTok Right now on my TikTok. What the fuck, dude? Look at this air quality in here. Holy shit. Oh! Dude, New York is fucked right now.

All right, let's do one last one. Good news, they moved my outdoor reservation indoors, so I'm still good to go. Here we go. If it's the last meal of my life tonight, I will be munching. I'm still good to go. Here we go. If it's the last meal of my life tonight, I will be munching. I'll take the outdoor one if it's available. You want it? 7.30? Yes.

For some smoked meat? All right, who's up? Me? Yeah. Starbucks. It's the end of the world as we know it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's the end of the world as we know it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's the end of the world as we know it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. The world's ending. I feel fine. Leonard Bernstein. All right. Let's see. Come on, Sass.

All right, Sass. What do you got, Sass? This is a little bit harder a little bit harder but there's a lot in there right now there's a lot in there that you should be able to get at least one of these jaguar there we go sassy boy let's go with red bull okay this is impossible. Way harder. These are hard as fuck. Red Bull. Red Bull. I drove one of these.

Subaru. Nice. I drove one of these Cadillac. Nice. I didn't drive one of these. Come on now. LG. Nice.

How about Foster's? For Stass. We bring good things to life. That's the Texaco. Nice. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. How about DirecTV?

Yeah, that's a good one. Show me DirecTV. All right, come on, Sass. Louis Vuitton. Nice. All right, Sass. A little too familiar with that. That's VUI.

I know that about you. How about Dairy Queen? Nice, good pull. A, la, la. A, A. Come on, B. Holiday Inn. Find it. Come on, B. Come on, B.

Come on, B. Fruit of the loom. A. A. A. A. A. A.

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Come on, Sass. For real? You got something here, Sass. What you going to do with it? You got something here, Sass. I'm going to go with Guinness again. Ooh, I think that might be Harp. Yeah, that's not Guinness.

I'll go with Harp. Oh, wow. You're in your face Look I should have done that cuz I know other ones Yeah, I think we I think they did spell it wrong. Yeah, they spelled wrong So that would make both people bad. I'll make us both that all in the shots cheap Now maybe not the run up the board. All right.

We're out. The floor is down. Walmart. It's my favorite. No, no, KB, I'm sorry. My favorite thing to do is to never win this, but always last one round more than six. Walmart. Not today. Really ruined it for me.

Asics. Oh, great one. Yeah, I used to rock those. I got to run. We should run. No, no, no. Let's finish me. Asics. Oh, great one. Yeah, I used to rock those. I got to run. We should- No, no, no. Let's finish this. Crown Royal.

See, I had other ones, too. I'm such an idiot. Marlboro. Yeah, that's- Oh, Crown Royal, not there. Oh, that's Rolex. Oh, looks like Roan won again. I know some more.

Clean the board. It's a fidget spinner. It's United Way. United Way. General Electric. Yeah. There's like three that look like. That are all United Way.

What is the hands? I think the kangaroo is Qantas. Yeah, I think so too. That is definitely Qantas because we had that before. It's TiVo, right? With the little A. TiVo, yeah. What is the hands?

I've seen that. Is that. Is UNICEF one of them? No, it's... Fuck. Is the hands some insurance company? Yeah. Oh, Allstate.

Allstate. You're in good hands with Allstate. Good job. And Tevo? Logitech. Tevo. Nice. Is that Google Chrome?

Damn. Try Google Chrome. Qantas. Google Chrome. Damn. Google Chrome. Qantas. Qantas. Qantas. What's the one to the right of Qantas? I've seen that. PetSmart, I think, is one.

Cricket? Nestle. Nestle. Oh, Firefox is one. Where? Zillow. Top right. Oh, hell.

Maybe a newer version, yeah. Try it. No. PetSmart? PetSmart, maybe? Two words? Or what's the... Yeah, dude, I feel like I'm about to fucking...

expire out here. Can't breathe, boys. All right, show us the rest of them, total. Fucking cereal. Logitech. Okay. Show us the rest. HMV.

Alibaba. Alibaba. Corona. Ryanair. Oh, BNP. Oh, Fruit of the Loom TDK British Telecom

Ryanair, Sass We got Deutsche Bank Come on, bro Shout out to us for doing this whole fucking show under smoke Alright, we've got Frank's Show Frank's Yeah, I gotta go

I wanna see what Connor did with Frank's Reminder, Frank couldn't find the picture. This is CNN. That was it? He's turning off the... This is CNN. Okay, it was a picture. It was a screencap of an interview

that was being done, and it was, Suspect is arrogant of spiritually heightened. That doesn't seem fake. I don't know if it's fake or true to me, but it just shows how absurd television news is now.

I'm going to put that on my talk. Get that on main page, too. Yeah, get that on main page. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow in Chicago. Yak. Unless we don't. Unless we don't. Unless we don't go out.

Well, if we don't, then it'll be Che and Brandon and Tune Into the Dozen. We should make them fly back to New York, dude. Yeah, deal with it. All right. All right, see you everyone tomorrow.......... It's the act That's time to stock shop We're doing Yankees Love is the act It's the act

Bye. See you tomorrow in Chicago.