The Yak - Somebody Pranked Brandon and Put Truck Nuts On His New Whip | The Yak 9-5-25

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

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Hey, Dana. Dana B. Dana B. This work. We were able to get him away from his busy schedule of ranking bagel bites. Dude, that shit. You see that? It went viral.

That will propel you into World Star. Yeah. That crosses all language barrier. Yeah. Any creed, race, or religion. It was a good batch. Pull up the picture with the numbers on it. Ten.

Shout out to Draft Kings. They made that. Ten. No, 20... What did they make? They made that graphic. I like Tim. The tech they must have had.

23. I love Katic. I love bagel bites. Good, good contribution, Katie. All you had to do was ask. Good boy. To answer the question. 23 is crazy.

I think 12 is the answer. I liked... I think 23 is good. You get the worst one out of the way. Correct. I think 12 through 9 is all good answer. 23, you eat while standing up. But I don't know.

And it's not going to burn your mouth because it doesn't have the... cheese or sauce right but it doesn't have the cheese or sauce but that's why you eat it standing up i think you get it out of there three is your first one 23 is an intentional drop to the dog no no i would probably give 23 to sell but no i'm i'm 23 you just eat it to warm up as you're walking to the couch to sit down then you get into it by that logic you're planning on eating all 24 oh of course fagal bites 20 20's got a lot going on 20 looks good i like i i like 17 i think there's a there's a power, there's a power alley of 10 through 12.

I agree. Yeah, and 9. I go 9 too. 9 through 12 looks really good. Yeah, those are, those are the ones I'm leaving for the end. Because you don't want to end on a bad one. TJ's going rogue. But I don't think you want to end all the best ones either.

I think you want the best ones like, you know what? You can't end on 23? You're going to say, you're going to wait for the best ones until you're almost full of bagel bites? No, you're going to want to go early. But you can't end on 23. As the person. I might not even eat 23. Well, no, you're going to eat 23.

I might throw 23 out. Big boy, you're going to eat 23. As a person who ate all of them, can I tell you what was my favorite? Yeah. Yes. Well, if you knew the answer the whole time, why'd you ask? I want to know what other people are. But, Dana, here's the thing.

There's other factors. Like, when did you start getting full? Never. Oh. Then I take it all back. Number 12. 12 was the best. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's in the power alley. Yeah. I think anything from 9 to 12 makes sense, even though 18, 19, 20 are right there with them. And you can't really see the puff on top. Like, say you're holding it this way, like an Oreo. Oh. You can't see how tall these things are. Number 12 had good girth going up.

Dana's answer. Gerth going up? Vertical girth? You know what I'm not. If you hide it like an Oreo. If only you could find a food that was similar size to bagel bite. Gertz going up. You can't say how tall it is.

It has deceptive girth. What's your vertical? girth. I'm 6-2. You're like a long girthie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, Dana, your real answer to this was 25. No. Yeah. What do you mean? Because you weren't full. So it's your next box.

That question blew my mind. I don't know what you mean. You didn't get full. You needed to do another box. Yeah, but that doesn't answer what I would draft first overall. Yeah. So, wait, which one was your answer? Number 12. Number 12. Yeah, because I had girt did you not a did you did you did you see my reasoning for the 23 uh yes i always you get the bad ones out of the way however i i personally think that's a crazy uh way to do it i i think you

get the good ones out hey go good first again i'm being very clear you don't eat that one sitting down wait i think i agree that one standing up it pains me why wouldn't you want the good ones you want the good ones first it's you at you're the hungry that doesn't even count you're standing up I'm standing up for the others, too. No, you're going to sit down. And you say you don't want to burn your tongue. I know I'm going to burn the roof of my mouth. I know it going in.

I'm still grabbing the best-looking one. Real leaders don't take the time to ponder. That's why I would just instinctively take 23. Pick one. Get myself going. You got to walk. You got to stretch before you're on. One of the edge ones are obviously going to be number one for, you know, especially if they're like.

The mouth burning is very real. And the 23 is, it's just to just to. get rid of it you're just burning it you know what i mean like i'm still gonna eat the good ones first i don't believe you're not getting full off one bagel bite i don't think my first bite can be a burn i think that's where we disagree i think my first bite needs to be one i'm gonna savor and enjoy and love no it's not a burn because it can't burn you but you said burn well i'm you're burning it right of it i'm getting rid of it so that i have a nice plate of bagel bites kyle how many calories are in 23 bagel bites 24 definitely i would say

twelve hundred you're exactly right oh my wife had like three i had a lot though you know but i was yeah were you telling her which ones to pick yeah yeah which one's oh i let her pick obviously but we're like oh what i wanted that what a great husband yeah i'll give you three honey you can have three of these 24 pick wisely you ever do that with with your homies you do like a draft of like slices. That is a very fat move. Like, and I am jealous. No, yeah. I have not.

Get a couple of pizza. Well, there's a calzone in my hometown that it's... Oh, we know about it. Yeah, it was how you're writing. A landmark? What is it? One calzone in hometown? If you're in sandwich, you've got to check out the calzone. Yeah, in sandwich. The stray calzone walk roaming around.

There it is. It's cut into a problem. Were you baptized in sandwich? Yeah. Yep. Nauseu. Sandwich police. You ever seen that meme? It's one of those memes.

The sandwich police? Those guys are heroes, man. Yeah. There's a sandwich Massachusetts. Yep. Yeah. And Illinois. There's a sandwich Illinois.

There is. I got to get over there. They got the best antiquing. Sandwiches, sandwiches, and sandwich Massachusetts. I'll be damned. What do they sell? Decent sandwiches. Burgers.

Yeah. Well, it's good to have you here, Dana. Thanks. Can we talk about the elephant? the room. What is what's what? We already talked about you or not. I mean, the Yugg station like what are you going to? Oh. The Yug station. Wow.

Hey, hold on. I was very clear about the Yugs station. Is I not? I said we got to get the Fox show going. This is week one. Oh, it's Friday. You think it's going? So, okay, all right. Yeah, let's go. Let's get the Yug station going. I'm sending the text right now. We got to start, we got to start getting

boots on the ground over there. By the Yug station, do you just need two cans of beer? No, no, no. I'm cool with a plastic table. No, no. I'm cool with a plastic table. No. I promise something and I want to deliver it.

I'm sending the text right now. I'm like, now that the Fox show is set. Yeah. It's Yug station. We're all very comfortable our one day. Everybody's done our one day. But it's built, is it not? The set over there?

What's that? The Fox set? It's built. So what's next on the construction place? Yeah, these set builders are sitting on their fucking ass. That was the elephant in the room. We were tip-towing around it. I'm probably over by the ice cream machine, I would assume.

Yeah, that seems right. It's a good yug spot. I haven't really been yugging much. I just sent the text. I've been working out a lot. Well, then why do you want the Yug station? It sounds like you're on a good path. You missed it yugging.

You have a brand to upkeep. You know? Mincy got me working out today That was kind of Violating When he said Some love I was violating

You should appreciate that You joined getting hot Like you joined his movement Is the way you You were the tweet You were so inspired Yeah He's a good start

But it all It's like It's like Mincy I was here Till 1230 last night I got here at 6 a.m I found 20 minutes That I could walk on the treadmill

Leave me alone Oh Mincy He hits you with At least you're active Yeah Leave me the fuck alone dude three second video it was my 20 minutes a week that i have to to be able to do something good looking bulls-headed too a little less good-looking or being uh critical of people

taping other people working out i didn't tape that you posted it i posted it but i didn't tape it so you want to correct you want to come in me correct can i ask a question you want to come in me correct oh in the room dom did were those push-ups what what dot i weren't in the same you just asked you mincy taped me working out i did not tape you you working out you put it to the masses i posted you working yeah that's a completely different thing once given to me what am i going to delete it i had to play it but yeah there was the rain delay last night and chay was just doing some push-ups some awful push-up again are those push-ups he was just the upper body didn't move and let this look at this this is just these are dick

push-ups i got a good ass i'm tired of beating on cha i i i i mean i couldn't do it i'll go ahead and say that stephen you have a good ass he has a good Good ass, and I think he can make us all screen. Yeah. I'll be totally honest, Stephen. I forgot that I posted this. It was one of those things that Dom just texted me, and I just immediately posted it.

And then I look back, I think this morning, it had like 300 replies. Yeah. I didn't see it until this morning. Football Twitter, like, I just don't even, I can't even look at the mentions because everything's moving so fast. I was like, oh, yeah, I did post Stephen doing push-ups during the lightning delay. What do you mean he'd make a scream?

Like from fucking your ass so hard. Okay, I wasn't sure. That's what you meant? Yeah. Oh, all right. Like, watch this video and then... Right. Was that, Jay, that's obviously not a traditional push-up.

Is that low a specific technique for something? That is how I fuck when I'm trying not to bust. Really? Like a workout. But like how... You can't go fists on a mattress, though. I do. It won't be on.

I want to turn it into like a... I want to get a deep, like, exercise strain to try to... Yeah. But how. How far are you dipping yourself? It's more of like an ab workout. I'm making a blank thing. Does it work?

Um, I gotta stop doing this. It's ended up on Instagram when I talk about coming and fucking. Yeah. People see it in my life if I don't need to see it. Just let it rip. It just happened. I don't want to feed you.

You ever pull a muscle when you're in bed? Charlie horse. Yeah, almost every time. When you're getting active, that's no fun. No. Almost every. How are you holding up over there? I'm good.

It's pretty embarrassing. So, Dana, you're doing orange theory now? Planet Fitness. Oh, yeah. But you're not doing Orange Theory? Kyle, nope. Am I allowed to do it? No, he's not.

Doing Planet Fitness. I'm doing Planet Fitness classes. But yes. I thought we were, I thought we were, I thought we were out of the woods. I apologize. As a Planet Fitness member, yeah. I was going to fucking clown you for time.

I'm on a 14-day Planet Fitness streak. Wow. Wow. Are you going to these Planet Fitness classes with your wife? Nope. Just me. Wow. She does every now and then she'll hop in.

But she likes to do her own thing in the gym. Yeah. I like beating people in calories. But it doesn't count because I'm so much bigger than everyone. What? You beat. There's a board that tells you how many calories you burn. And I'm always on top.

Yeah, that doesn't count because you're bigger. You have the most calories. It's all probably 40-year-old women and me. That counts. Yeah. You're in the red zone. You're looking good. You're looking tan.

Yeah. Oh, you're off. I forget your app. Ooh, Dana. See some abs. This is smart. Get in shape after your wedding. Uh-huh.

Well, I haven't had a single ice cream since I got here. About one. It's so fat. I've been making fucking lunch once winter rolls around. And you put your beer station right outside of the ice room. Wait till January, buddy. Yeah. Free lunch.

Free lunch. Fuck me. It's the best. I forgot about that. I got a little. It's the best thing ever because January sucks in Chicago. And we become Pavlov's dogs. Where at 11 a.m., we're like, what's for lunch?

What's for lunch? There was like a little bit of wind. today and I was like yeah I want to be inside a lot I feel like but you've only lived in the in the northeast it's not yeah but it's the wind is the wind adds I feel like 10 to 12 degrees

no it's definitely more painful but like on the same side like when I'm in the northeast I'm not going to like chill outside anyway in the winter I don't know I'm just trying to prove people wrong right now everyone's selling to be 300 What are you?

I don't know. Okay. I'm going down, Brandon. Good. Good. Yeah. Hell yes. Connor Griffin spit on my dick.

I saw that. What? And you haven't changed your clothes. Oh. Why? Why do you do that? I guess I'm just keeping this spit on me. Do you want my pants?

No. I'm not defending what Jalen Carter did. He spit on my... I might have to spit on your chest if you do this. He spit on my dick. Brandon, I might have to spit on your chest. Yeah, go forward. You know what you're doing.

Go all the way to the end. Oh, you want to play like that, playboy? The first spit. Yeah, he spit on my chest. Dak started it. Not really. No, he did. Yes, he did.

He spit on the ground. Everybody spits on the ground. I spit on the ground twice a show. Spit up my chest. I'll do it again, too. Let's do it again. Double spit. Oh, no.

Oh, he spit on his fucking dick. He spit on his dick. Oh. You know he did. So if I, if you and I got into words, I spit on that star on the ground in front of you, you'd spit right in my face. I didn't say what Jalen Carter did. It was right. I said, Dack started it.

He knew. Dack knew what he was doing. Well, hold on. Jalen Carter walked into their, almost to their huddle. Yeah, and you don't know what was said. But you see what I'm saying. Like, I'm not saying Jalen Carter was right. You shouldn't spit on that man.

I'm just saying if Dax, Prescott didn't spit on the ground towards Jalen Carter, Jailen Carter never would spit on him. All right, but I think, I don't know that. I think the escalation is a crazy escalation. Yeah, but he started it and also self-defense. I guess he started in a sense that he did do something. Correct. To which Jalen Carter did something crazy out of line with what Dack did.

But if Dack never did it. Jalen Carter was saying, hey, don't do that, and he gleaked. Yeah. And it just came out. Is that what it was? Leaked. You know what? You ever talking to, like, spit shoots out of your mouth?

Like, that's gleeke? Mine happens when I yawn. I could do it. It's like squirky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, that happened to me today. And he can do it on it. Happened to you today.

Sometimes it's an embarrassing. I did it when I was getting my beard cut. Wait, why was your mouth open getting your beard cut? I got a yawn. It is funny watching the tough guys on Twitter came out last night being like, you know, come to my neighborhood and spit on the ground and see you next time you wake up. I was saying that. I saw a couple people being like, all right, if someone.

If someone spit on the ground near me, I'd be like, please don't sit on me. Come to my neighbor. Yeah. And spit on the ground, see where you wake up, the hospital. Try that shit in small town. Yeah. Oh, my God. I don't think I would have any reaction if someone spit on the ground in front of me.

I would hate it. I just be like, are you okay? Our security guard, when I walked out of mostly, I assumed, you know, they set up there. I think he was watching it. He said, just so you know, if anybody spits on the ground in front of me, I consider that spitting on me. Yeah. See? Really?

of those guys. People don't like that. Yeah, no, it's an affront to your masculine. So that's who we got in the front and the front desk. Who's up there right now? Is it Kevin? It's not Kevin. Kevin's my guy. Kyle, have you talked to Mike? Kevin's the real and shape one. Security Guard, Mike. He's T-1000. Have I talked to security guard? No. Do you know his last name?

It's the same as AirBuds. Is he related to AirBud? I think he might be. Wait, what? Mike DeCecho and Bud DeCichot. Oh. Bud has a last name? Yeah. I didn't know. You could do that. The actor. The actor. The actor who plays. air bud the dog yeah is he comes from

the deceitio family and they're from New York what are you guys talking about your dog obviously like the owners dude do you not have like you don't you don't have a pet like when I go to the vet which is actually confusing they'll be like Stella cats oh I've never heard that

I've had dogs my whole life I don't wish I want to figure out if if security guard Mike is related to bud yeah Um, yeah, we need to figure out. By the way, so I brought this up on PMT, but do we, do you still have Kobe Bluffkin? Yeah. Okay, because we might need him.

Uh, you unfortunately, I don't think you're going to be able to get him. We might need him for one visit. Oh, that'll be okay. I thought you said your mom has him now. Right. Oh. Which means you're, she's not coming off that rabbit. Hmm?

Permanently. I mean, she'll, she'll let it visit, but she, she, that rabbit now belongs to her house. Where's your mom? keep a rabbit drawer uh no she bought a big um thanks key like a gigantic cage for the rabbit and the guinea pigs and now the basement is just a huge cage for a rabbit's and guinea pigs going to need that rabbit one never fold no one's ever folded faster than i folded can't we just get another no i don't want another rabbit they don't you want my rabbit i just need a rabbit for a day let's get and then i can tell my kids the rabbit died brandon i don't think the rabbit i don't think the rabbit

i don't because i i i crumbled that was a fast fold yeah here up my kid People, this was the, this was the, this was the, this was the, I've never folded faster. This is, this was me explaining to them that we got rid of Mr. Pair while we were looking at turtles at the Lincoln Park Zoo. So we found a, we found a new home for Mr. Pair. So he's not at your work anymore? No, he's not. But we could visit him. That's a lie.

You still have your rabbit, right? The rabbit, I think, is in, yeah, we still have a rabbit. Yeah. Couldn't do two in a row. Just an instant fold. Hold that thought. I was going to introduce Brandon Walker to my kids as like an idea. And then I was like, this is not going to work.

So I just, I folded as fast as possible. That sounded like a movie scene. Yeah. You still got your rabbit, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we do. And that's also the mind of a six-year-old. I think I showed him the rabbit one time.

We had a rabbit in here for maybe 12 hours. And he will. You remember a rabbit? He probably goes to school every day being like, my dad has a rabbit. Oh, yeah. That might be your defining feature. Oh, tell him you're a magician. Well, I was thinking I could also get one of those, maybe I could just be like, because, you know, the alley rabbits in Chicago, they're running around.

Maybe if I see one, I'll be like, oh, that's our rabbit. He's running away. And he's gone. That would make them sad. Yeah, but then I could just be like, don't worry, we'll get another turtle. Yeah. just keep switching it yeah

do they create never mind what do they want like anything really expensive your favorite part about going to Gamma's house the rabbit? The rabbit?

Yeah you'll have more to see the rabbit? Yeah so rabbits are big with kids yeah so that's what you'd be taken away I just need for a day yeah you just got to like fight over custody he gets it one weekend

um the answer is yes Like what's like something My son was like When are we getting a boat? Yeah Okay It's like we're not Yeah

That one was yeah A little confusing It was like That's not happening But it might You guys ever eat rabbit Hmm Yeah

I? Yeah How's a taste That's not great I have It's too lean right Lean and bony Rabbits

Have you ever had squirrels Dry You can do it rabbit gumbo. Yeah, I think I've had it in gumbo. Huh? Squirrel. Squirrel was also a lean. The first time I ever took my wife down to my family's house. We were having squirrel stew. I had to convince her it was chicken.

Turtle soup? Never had it. I did once. That's where Mr. Parr is. 9-11, 2001. Oh. Yes, right. Yep. I had turtle. The only time I've ever had turtle, I'm afraid to have it again. You need to have it again. Big Cat. I want to know what's... I know. I want to see you have it

again. Had it with my grandma, Donna. you're no different than the guy that bowled the 300 on 9-11 had turtle soup he's way more talented yeah you should have it again I circle back real quick you were like hey family I'm bringing this woman

that I'm pretty sure I'm super in love with over to meet you all and they were like great we're going to make squirrels too that's a crazy intro dish that's wild so that's not really how it happens in my family on a day-to-day basis, what happens at my uncle Donnie's house is going to happen regardless. Okay.

It's going to happen. He will decide three weeks that in three weeks on a Sunday, we're going to have catfish and fries to be here. If he has decided over two weeks, you know, squirrel stew is this Saturday. I happen to bring her by his house on a day the squirrel stew was being prepared. Okay. Squirrel season happens, I believe, in October. he'll take his little shotgun, he'll go out to the woods, he'll shoot 10 squirrels, he'll make him a stew.

I just happened to introduce her around October. Okay. That's how we're off. So is the majority of his meals in October is squirrel? Squirrel October, deer will be November and December. Tomato-based diet from, like, May to November. Okay. Yeah.

He grows the best tomatoes in Clay County. Everybody knows that. I just started getting into tomatoes. Yeah, what about them? Bruchetta. Yeah. That's more bread than anything, right? No, that's tomatoes on bread.

You like the bread. Yeah, right. I like the mayo and the bread. I like chicken with the tomatoes on top. You're just really squeezing out the tomatoes already. The tomatoes is getting so overpowered. You said I'm into tomatoes. How do you like them with chicken, bread, and mayo?

Well, I'm not going to be sitting there scooping bruchette out of my fucking, out of the bowl. You know? He makes a real good point. I could, rhetorically, if I wanted to. But I guess I wouldn't Would be rhetorically at that point Metaphor I'd always screws me up

It always screws me up It's metaphorically, rhetorically And theoretically they all fuck me up I never know which one is which It's the same as a You didn't have to use it. Subjective and objective I don't know the difference Subjective is your personal opinion

Objective is Backed Come to that, yeah That did nothing That did nothing. I wish I was doing like a big... Like, all right, here's the way to explain it. Objectively, you're fat.

Subjectively, you look good right now. Does that your opinion subjectively? Yeah. Yeah. Objectively, that's what people say. No, objectively, by like body mass index, you are fat. You are fat. That is a fat.

I'm off the big O, by the way. But the last time I took it, my paperwork said it hurts. It just says obese. Right. So. It hurts. But I think you look great right now. Thank you.

So, do, does that make sense to you? No. Object, like, by the actual definition of it, your BMI, you are fat. But your opinion, subjective. I think you look good. Thank you. Like, I am fat as well, objectively. I guess.

By the numbers, I am overweight. Okay. So it's facts is objective. Correct. All right. That's all I need to know is that. I'll never forget that. Yeah.

There you go. Just think about being, think about. that you're objectively fat, but subjectively you're not. Can I get another test? I'm glad Big Cat said this because I wasn't sure. Oh. I'm 80% on it. Yeah.

I think I got it, right? Yeah. Probably. You said it with some muscle. You said a real punch. Authority behind you. Yeah. I think I'm.

Objectively, Brandon has good hair. No. Subjectly. No, that's a subjective. See, it's tough. It's not something you can define. You got to think about it. Objectively, Brandon has blonde hair.

Correct. Subjectively, it's good hair. All right. Correct. Gotcha. So what's a fact about yourself, Dana? I like basketball. So is that, do you objectively or subjectively like basketball?

It's a fact. I objectively like that. No, you're fucking, no, that's fucked. Both. That's both. That's fucked up. Don't do that. That's fucked up, Nick.

Why would you do that? What do you mean? That was fucked up. You just, you just, you, that was fuck. That was sucked. I didn't pick basketball for you. Objectively, you love basketball. Yeah.

Objectively, basketball is one of the big, the four major sports in America. Sure. Remember that thing? He could factually, if he loves basketball. Remember, uh, he objectively loves basketball. Nick, remember when we got brunch? Yeah, come you, Nick. What was that line that you said to me?

That was funny when you said, do you like fuck or something? Oh, uh, he kept, he kept on like, we're at brunch with a big table. and you were like using fucking as a filler word and I was like oh are you like a fucking guy and you were like the word or the act and I thought like me and Kai were like laughing my wife was sitting there like why would you ask that Dana do you like fucking her

I wasn't asking that I was like whoa is that a sign you're getting old where you're like I actually do judge people who use swear words as filler words it's like crutch words yeah it's kind of replacement my um if you swear too much i'm i it's noticeable yeah i'm just like what is what are you doing i've been

trying to cut down i'm embarrassed by trying to cut down is anyone here to it oh yeah i think we all we all we all about 20 i mean i swear way too much yeah i hate myself for it i feel like nobody over does it i think we kind of i definitely we all overdo it to the point it's normal we need somebody that doesn't swear and we can just like when i live with dion he doesn't swear and he doesn't swear really yeah well i but dion does the thing i hate the most about people that don't swear they replace the swear yeah he does like oh that's bull jump oh sugar bear yeah i didn't swear when i lived with him and i felt like i was a better person for it yeah have any of you slipped up on tv yet no but i did have a moment today we got in a little bit of some dangerous territory i mean i walked

in and y'all were saying can you it was pussy okay i didn't use the word pussy i called i said douchebag, which I think is okay because it's a thing. Yeah, it's a great item. I almost called Teabobba pussy. In my defense, he was being a pussy in the moment because he said he doesn't give out NFL picks,

which is a pussy move. What happens if you swear? It's on a delay. But they said one shit slipped through, which is funny something. Oh, yes. Sometime this week, a shit slipped through the crack. Who got it through? I don't know. You guys just got to start saying crap. Yeah. Well, I just called them a P-word.

I said you're being a P word right now. And then I told our lawyer, we have a rights and clearance lawyer here now who works in the office. And I was like, if Fox says anything, just tell them, like, he was being a pussy in that moment. Like, I was not incorrect. Also, P word could be anything. It could be a cat. And they said they're like, you just need to use anatomical words. I was like, do you think that if I called them a vagina, that would be better?

Yeah. I think that'd be worse. You're a vagina. Yeah, you're being a real vagina right now. Nick, you taught me. You taught me the rules this week. I don't know if those are true. You said, no, you can say, you can't say asshole.

You can't say asshole, but you can say ass. You can't say, God damn. No. But you can say damn. You can say damn. And what else? You can say bitching. You're bitching about something.

Bitches a verb. You're not allowed to call somebody. You can also, you could say, you could say peeve, but you can say pissing. Oh, okay. That's going to be tough. I'm a big piss guy. I love saying piss. But T. Bob's been doing a great job.

He's, uh, it's, we're, we're, we're, we're, We're basically tossing together a show where the idea that when Dave said, like, hey, we're going to do this five days a week. I was like, we need someone whose job is to do the show because we all have so many things. So he's taking that on and done a really good job. And it's also, like, pretty hard for him to every day have to, and we've been working together for so long. So the reps will start getting there where he gets a rapport with everyone. Like I was just thinking about it today. It was a great show.

But, like, he's sitting down hosting a show where, no. Nick Che and Eddie and I have known each other for many years and done. I mean, what? We have thousands of hours together. It's like, I know what Nick's going to say. He knows what I'm going to say. So, but yeah, T-Bob, because otherwise we'd be screwed if we didn't have someone, like, steering the ship. Well, he's a natural.

I think the first week went really well. It's only going to get better. He still covers it. But my concern, and I think it was a real concern, is that we would get to a point if we had to do a show every day where it wasn't anyone's ownership that we'd be like, oh, no. Oh, I can't. do Tuesday. Oh, I can't do Tuesday. Oh, what the fuck do we do? Mm-hmm. Where do we just, how do we put the show

on? The rundown? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's exactly. Yeah. That's exactly it. That's a really good point, Danny. I didn't even think about that. Really good point, thanks for. Thanks for bringing up something that people can rip us for again. Yeah. Where the fuck is the run down? Where's the rundown? Danny, what's going on with you? Here, let me do an ad. And then I want to hear what you got. What you got for me. Atlas. So today's sponsor is this new shaving company called House of Atlas. They gifted us one of their razors, and honestly, I'm blown away.

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and Dave Portnoy quote tweeted it or posted a picture of the expense report saying I'm denying this with prejudice. Okay. I appreciate Nikki testing the waters. I was just curious if there's maybe some sort of in office community service type deal I could do in order to pay off the 450,

if not all good. Yeah. Maybe not getting power slap by Katie. Something else? So Nikki did this for cigarettes. Now, knowing Nicky, like he didn't he didn't like double down and like try to show everyone that he,

He bought, like, Trojans, right? He wouldn't do that. No. Oh, he did. Thank God I didn't put this in expense report. I took it out last minute. Trojan Magnum lubricated latex condoms. Wow.

He just always... Condoms on Uber Eats. Got a discount. He always finds a door that just leads to douchebag. Yeah. Let me brag about my condom purchase. Appreciate you buying those for me, Nick. All right, but we could...

A three count? What could Danny do for us? Yeah. Like a pack of three? Does he even a three pack? Bro, bro doesn't even fuck. What do you do with the other two? I'd imagine he would just rip open the package

and say it's on and throw it on the floor, right? Oh, two, three packs. He got six condoms. Two, three packs of condoms. On Uber Eats. Did you guys ever as a kid like trying a condom? Oh, yeah.

Okay, all right. Yes. Yep, more than I didn't. It was like every night. like a whole... Thank God. I bought one on the back of the bus. And I ran home just to put it on and just look at my... Look at my shit.

I bought it from the Marathon gas station bathroom. Oh, she was awesome. Like, someday this is going to be sick. I felt like I was really one step away. Yeah, yeah. I was like, okay, this is kind of what it will feel. It's no different than the NFL fans showing up in full paths. Yes.

You're like, I could be called into this game at any moment. Yep. Like right at this second with this condom on my... teenage dick, a woman could walk in and be like, fuck me. It was putting on like an authentic uniform, like an on-field stitched. Oh, man, I'm so, I was dipping my toe in there, and then we just all cannonballed in. No, I wore one for a full day once. Wait, didn't we do that on the show?

We were going to try to pant somebody, and they'd have a condom. Like, maybe we have a guest until we get pants. Stage that as, like, in public. But, yeah, didn't we have it like where it's like we have a guest on and we're like, yeah, Danny's been wearing a condom this entire time. We had, it was, it was Georgia from Florida Georgia line. Yeah, that's right. Like, yeah, he's got a condom on, dude. He's like, all right now.

This is one of the weirdest shows I've ever been home. I'm so happy that's relatable, though, that tried on a condom. I, like, just stared. Oh, yeah. And I, like, I could visualize. the pussy yeah yeah big time oh yeah that was fun this is going to be sick did you have one in your wallet for years i didn't i kept it in the nightstand i didn't do the wallet because you know why i didn't do the wallet because i that that stupid uh like urban legend where it like

you kept it in the wallet you'd get a girl pregnant i wasn't i was so scared of that ever you using it yeah but i was but i also didn't like with my luck like the one time i do get to use it i get someone pregnant yeah that would suck you got to go wallet though what if it's an away game you're going to run home first i wasn't really doing any games i didn't have any games on the schedule yeah just go on to the bar wearing it already i was like that uh like that fake college that was trying to schedule everyone oh yeah oh it was calling me back no my season got canceled COVID. It was a COVID year. COVID year.

Congrats to you, Danny. So, fucking. Appreciate it. Condum in the wallet. All right, so what community service can you do? That's up to you. I would probably pick something, you know, as simple as maybe sweeping the gym floor, but I feel like you don't have that in mind.

No. Maybe I could help with the Yugg station. Okay. I didn't think you're actually going to text Big Pete. All business Pete. Big Pete. you did though thank you can we let's just do we have a way to design it right now i'm not a graphic designer by any means but i have a vision yeah i don't really have a vision

i just have a table uh tj can you pull up microsoft paint and dana can you go into the booth yeah yeah yeah yeah i'd like to take a shot at it too j my headphones are out my left one's not working let me i'm gonna go in with you dana because i would I have an idea of what I think it could look like. You know what I'm envisioning, like a 1950s gas station? That's what the plan was. Oh, maybe that's, maybe that's why. I think we looked at like beer dispensers that were like the old things.

Yeah, like the. But I also picture him in like the little white hat and he comes out. I like a candy striper. Yeah. And I also like the idea of that little strip on the ground that when you pull up to it, it's like ding ding. Yes. So he knows you're there. It's got to be like a neon.

I don't want him to be dressed as a bellhop. Yeah, I like he's got to have some kind of like, I'm picturing some sort of 50s. He's got to be wearing white though so we could see the spills. Oh, what's up? I make this thicker. Make it a brush. You gotta pee. Hey, Nick.

There you go. I don't like this one bit. I don't either, but my headphones went out. Okay. And I don't think. All right, so is that the sign? This is a sign. This is a minute.

I'm just doing the sign. I'm just doing the sign. You have Brandon's funds out and Kate's left of that. Right this. Right and moved. Yeah. Wait, never mind, mine's back on. There's Y.

It's like a V. That's that. Really bad G there. Yeah, well, the U looks like a V. Okay. Better. Okay, what's going to be next? Lowercase G.

Okay. He's got, the end of station is going to be the most squeezed. You like that? Yeah, that's nice. That's pretty good. Holy shit. Where'd you learn that? Where'd you learn that?

Might be Yug State. No, he's got to fit it all. Oh, you do your A's like that. That's a crazy way to an A. I'm doing it like that so it looks cool. That's not how I do my age. Okay, all right, sorry. Actually, Yug State, like it's a university or something, it's kind of cool.

Yug State, Dana, you can have it. Yug State. Like, I'm graduating from Yug State. Yeah. Party in Yug State. That's a good start. So now I'm just filling this out. Fill that in with black.

See you, I'll see you. I don't know if it comes across, but that is a, uh, that's a neon sign. Oh, yeah,

that's a neon sign. I do like that. I'm back. Thank you. I would love, is that just a table? Dana. Okay.

So, yeah, that looks good, Dana. So, yeah, this is perfect. Um, the table on a table? Maybe like one of these over here. What's one of these?

Yeah What is that That's the gas pump Yes Oh okay And Dana I think it'll be cool to have like An open sign

You could click on I know 379 Thanks Biden That's just random gas That's really all I got Put you in there Like where were you stand

Off to the side Oh you want it big This thing's huge GERTH on that guy Yeah Sheesh Okay Draw your penis

Where are the cups It's already there Ha ha ha ha ha Maybe a pump All right We need to send this to all business Pete And who would you like

Ideally as a pitch Who do you draw in your first guest Who you want We'll try to guess who you want I mean I don't know how I'm going to draw a guest Stick figures all look the stick figures all look the same The pump looks like a robot facing you

You don't have to do his stick figure Wait can he draw his dream guest with as much as you can And we guess Who is? Who is a shack? Wow, Yao Ming Who has a big head? I guess that's how Jesus was Oh, okay

Dad? No Deutsch Oh that's a dead guy Well now he needs a gun He needs a gun Oh, my God. Ah! He's pointed out.

Dana! Watch out! Data, no! That's really all I got. I mean, that's a beautiful Yugg station. Should I send this to Pete? Yes. The rent.

Caitland, send it to Pete, Caitlin, and Lisa. Okay. I want to look like exactly like this. What? This can be a leaderboard. Yeah. Oh, I love that. But like leader, L-I-T-E-R.

Oh! Yeah. Now that's good I think it needs to be like old school too Where you change it out like manually With the letters Yeah Yes

Cubs scoreboard Deutsch Long E That's pretty much it boys I know it looks good I like it All right I'll send this to PK

Looks sick All right I like Yugg state shirts Yugg state Where'd you graduate from Young State? Yeah when you were doing your a college tour and ended up on Cincinnati, you should have ended up on Yug State.

Yeah, man. Are you going to give up on Cincinnati? They've been shit since you picked them. Oh, at least you didn't get a tattoo. I've cursed them pretty bad. But they were always cursed, so it's just kind of like whatever. But I mean, if my content plate is really barren, maybe I'd do a transfer portal series. Well, no.

If your content played is barren, just make some more bagel bites. Or just yug. what are you going to do on days where like you have to edit something but people will keep challenging you to yugs and you maybe get too drunk editor when i'm yugging i'll tell you what if we ever get hank and dana in the same room we're in trouble we're going to be playing so many rounds of drunk minigolf oh yeah what does that mean it's your two it's your two ideas he has minigolf you have i have i have other ideas you do yeah me and eddie want to build a crew what of just a crew i like You want to go searching for a crew guys. Now, would it be a posse or a crew? A crew. Inside bars or outside?

It could be anything. You're more friends. It could be inside outside. But you know that guy that was on your show today? Oh, he was amazing. You want to go around and just like. You want to collect guys. Find these creatures.

Fellas. They don't have to necessarily work for us. Yeah. Give him a platform. Can you show the screen grab of him on national television? What was his name? Greg with three Gs. Yeah, and I think he thought he was handling the FaceTime, like, a speaker phone.

Yeah. I love that guy. Yeah, that was the majority of the interview. He's the fucking man. No, Matt, Matt's. And he now, I offered him, I said that next time the Eagles go to the Super Bowl, I'm buying him a Super Bowl ticket. Oh, he's in. Yeah.

And he then said, thank you so much. I'm giving you a shot of my honey whiskey. Not a fair trade. Not really at all. Agreed to disagree. No, but I mean it's a... Happy Friday, boys. Happy day off, man.

Feels good. No work Friday. I never work after an opener. Nothing. I love it. Did you work on the opener? Because when was that interview done? That was done before the sun came up yesterday. So I got down there at 3.55 in the morning and I was interviewed at like four something.

So I was off Thursday and today. No work. So can you walk? I mean, great to have. you on. We love super fans here at Barstool. Can you walk us through what your game day looks like, a regular game day? Maybe let's call a Sunday afternoon. Okay. So, so it all starts Saturday morning. I get four pound of shrimp. I go to the liquor store and we get two bottles of honey whiskey because I'm not walking in a lynx over ever. That's smart. That's on American. And then we just we grab as many beers as we can possibly fit you know and you got to make room for ice

because i'm not drinking more beer you know right and we get to i usually for a one o'clock game i'm down there at like 11 midnight at the latest which rattle 11 11 yeah so you're there midnight on saturday night got it and then you know you get your spot and then where people pull up And then we start actually tailgating before they let you end the lot. So how do you? That's amazing. Yeah, he's going to come to the Super Bowl weekend. I mean, it actually is a fair trade because I'll just, I'm going to like get like an Airbnb where he and Max just have to live together.

That pays for itself. It's going to be a lot of shrimp. Yeah. Oh, look at that. There we go. Nice. Stephen Chey retweeted. yeah he was they've just retweeted as well yeah nice he was awesome did kelly kettlingham

hand you did he hand you one did he whoop you absolutely not good oh don't hey doctor just speaking of you were you looking oh what's the fried pizza guy he's not right i don't think he's right pizza guy the guy that brought the food today is his wanton don's friend that owns the uh asian restaurant oh i thought they said that he was doing the gauntlet oh i haven't seen him since it was started yeah that pizza was the fittest we were just doing a show Thanks for asking. Yeah. He could have asked any of them.

He also could have looked on the screen in the gambling capes. Bye, why your pants half off? Oh, fuck. I think you had those. I think they are. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You've been offering, you offered Brandon if you wanted your, you've been wanting to take your pants off the whole episode. Hey, is there something brewing in your pants right now?

I'm blushing with embarrassment. What's underneath your pants? My fucking brewer's shorts that I bought when I was high. I was rock bought. him. So embarrassing. Take them for a spin. Let us see. They suck. It was such a stupid purchase. But then why did you offer Brandon your pants earlier? Just because

he needed them maybe? You wanted to show off the... No, I think they... Let's see you. Let's go ahead and do it. They were shorts, man. I can't believe I did that. I'm a fucking embarrassing stoner. Those are cool. Those are cool. Those are cool, oh. They're a little cedar.

through. How are they Brewer's shorts? Oh. Undeniable. You believe I did that. Objectively Brewer's shorts. I like those shorts. Crazy for that one. So wait, did you you got high and then did you Google Brewers

Shorts? Yeah, I wanted Brewer's Shorts. It didn't pop up on your feed. You searched it. Googleed Brewer Shorts. Well, I mean, mission accomplished. I got them. Yeah. What cost? I don't know. Probably 30 or 40 bucks? I think it was, yeah, 40 bucks.

Just time for fall. Me and Nick got jerseys this weekend. Oh, yeah. Multiple jerseys. Yeah, we were drinking at a bar and just opened up eBay and started buying jerseys. No, Sean Marino, upside down. You're elite of buying jerseys. There's a typo Michael Crabtree that says Michael, it says carb tree.

And it's on eBay, and it was just a little too rich for my boy. That's Dana's dream. I know, a carb tree. A carb tree in the middle of sandwich. It's like that's where the cow zone grows. goes out backyard and picks himself a fresh cow Oh, Dana's stuck in the

Carb tree Firemen to come in the car tree I don't want to get out of this carb tree I told you I'm not coming down I'm afraid of I could go up easily I just can't go down Dana we can't see you show us

There's too much bread in your face Don't even try I'll just stay just try tomorrow Carp Oh it's fall season TJ, can you see if it's still for sale on eBay? I might just have the... Oh, I want it.

You got to get it. Oh, my God. I think it's signed by... $95. That's not too rich for you. For a carb tree? Yeah, exactly. No.

Yes, it is. Didn't you buy an Obama, 08? Yeah, it's upstairs. And it was more. You got to buy that, Tena. Oh, I'll buy it right now. There's an option. Yeah.

Carbtery. He walks in his backyard. Can you send it? me that t j picks up a piece of pizza off the ground first sign of falls the firemen just come and spray with marina so the pizzas are coming in beautiful yeah no yeah the firemen start throwing celery at yeah up in the carb tree uh to answer your original question no kennedy delingham did not oh and me anything uh about that he came on the show and i was ready for battle and i had my weapons out and he he did not engage he just tried he killed me with kindness and he was yeah he's the

man he was pretty awesome yeah i knew it was the man going in but i just didn't like what he said about mississippi state the other day and uh he he was very nice and awesome and off you know he he he disarmed me immediately i think i'm going to use mississippi state as one of my eight ads i'm allowed i pretty it's eight it's bullshit uh you can't you can't i like action yeah what do you mean eight ads i'm only allowed to add eight games for pick well how many games did you bet this past week they're like oh my 26 and 19 that's good that's pretty good it was good it was good weekend what he's yeah 26 and 19 Kyle you back on your bullshit um oh that's awesome it's got to be bigger but that is so nice yes is that oh and it counts the seconds how did they make

that so cool a how do they make it so it's done and ready it's over there in the corner um would you want like the spout coming out of the pump thing i would like the beer to come out of the pump that is cool i like i don't know what that faucet's doing it looks it looks like it's up to no good it's just pouring the beer dana i don't like it okay i want the i want the you want the handle i want the nozzle to have beer coming out yeah have you made any progress with beer sponsors no i mean if you're listening beer sponsors i'm always open i don't have to chug I can... Oh, is that one issue for them?

That's true. I can drink responsibly. I forgot about that. Well, Deutsch is sponsored by a beer that doesn't mind chugging. They urge it. They got a big investment recently. Mm-hmm. Interesting.

Just saying. You're looking for a big investment? Money. No, I don't know what I'm... I don't know. I don't know. I'll invest. I don't know.

If they want to come talk to the beer guy. What about instead of... beer what about you try to get a cup sponsorship no oh okay wow I'm so stupid god damn it why the fuck would I want a cup sponsorship what do you put in the beer in I drink it out of the can no I want to I want to if you had a cup sponsorship you could drink any beer if you're drinking out of the can what's the point of the yug station yeah you're gonna oh this is for the yugs I thought you meant in general what am I don't know I want the yug station it was a seamless transition I want the yug station to be sponsored by

the most non-compatible sponsorship. Yeah. Like the Yugg Station sponsored by driving. Sponsored by the road. I'm drinking beer. What the fuck what I need with a cup sponsorship? And you get like a maybe like Adjicil. Interstate 90.

Yeah. The Dana Beer Yug Station Highway. Yeah. I'm open to whatever. I'm a sellout. I'll sell out for anything. You know? You have a bud light can on your ass cheek and a Cincinnati bear cattle.

And a slot machine thing right here. Oh, yeah. And how much are you getting paid by that's zero? Yeah, you actually aren't a sellout. You're a wannabe seller. Yeah. You're a poser. You're a free handout.

A fake sellout. I am. I'll sell for anything, or you can just give it to me for free and I'll give you all the ads. Yeah. The Lug Station is going to be so fun. I just had a thought for the ambiance of the Yug station. Tell him. A paper mache tree that does have beer snacks in it.

A real carb tree. Ice cream. Oh, a car. A tree. Barb tree. Ice cream delivery. Yeah, that's ice cream delivery. Look at that.

Say it again, Kate. Sorry. I'm just saying an actual next to the egg station, a carb tree that has beer snacks in it. Yeah. A real carbureb. Yeah, you do like beef jerky? Well, that wouldn't be carbs. Well, like peanuts and pretzels.

We've got to find some shit that. Like bar snacks. What would you want in your carb tree? Dana. What carbs? Cheese. Okay. Okay.

Hell zones. Okay. More cheese. Are these like handheld snacks or it can be anything? Anything you want? I think we could actually convince Dana that cheese grows on trees. Yeah. Yeah.

Actually, I can buy in 10 minutes. Yeah. 10 minutes. Let's go back to it. Well, there are some there are some cheeses that do come from trees. I think they're one in Europe. Yeah. There is one off the coast of Yemen.

Italy, there's big time. That's like a big. But it's not like a lot of orchards. I am in dumb, but I graduated college. I'm not that fucking dumb. There's no cheese trees, dude. What was that word in? In Italy.

Though, we're not in America. Yeah. Stop. It's not everywhere in Europe, but it's only like a certain region. It's a wine country. Edible right off the tree. I think it's cheese by definition. Does it just come from cows?

It's the soil and the sun. And the sun, the way it hits. The acidity of the soil makes it the trees. It can come from cows. Stop. It can come from cows, it could come from goats, and it can come from this specific, like, instead of sap. It's like a cheese, yeah. It's not like cheese.

You're right. Most cheese comes from cows. Yes. But American cheese comes from cows. Dana, you would taste it. You wouldn't think it was cheese, but it's by, like, definition. We're not saying it's like craps thing that was hanging off a brand. All cows.

And they do have to, like, they have to paste it after it comes off the tree. Middle East is oftentimes goats. Yeah, you can't pluck it right off the tree. Yeah, you're not like walking eating the cheese, but you take the, what comes on the tree? What is it call? I actually think... It's not called a cheese tree. The Balbob?

The Balbob. No, that's an... That's a part, that's one of them. I can't tell you're... I think it's a... I don't know if you're... No, Keeby, you're right. It's a Balbob tree.

It's a feld... It's a fungus. It can be turned into a tree. All right. You have to add a ton of shit to it to make it like... Can we get one shipped here? Yeah. A Balbob tree, for sure.

Cool. You got to take care of it, though. T.J. I would water that bitch every day. It's a picture of the Balbobob... It takes two years to get cheese on a baob tree. It doesn't just come out of me. Let's start the process.

Yeah, well, you got to grow it a little bit. I mean, it's not going to do it immediately. Fuck, okay. Interesting. Tree's got to get some lights for it too. There it is. That's just not real, dude. That is.

That's disgusting. No, well, you clean it up. Yeah, that's not, you don't eat it right off that. It looks more like a fungus on it. Wait, you're just going to walk up a tree with a cracker in your hand. Yeah, you're so fat you think you're just like, oh, let me get a peanut. That's stop. That's what you guys are doing right now is mean.

All right? I'm not that though. If we waited 10 minutes. Yeah, we should have waited 10 minutes. What do you mean? We should have. We had it right there. Those were, it doesn't look like that.

That was AI. He also, this will stick in his brain and in about a month, he'll be like, do you know that there's actually some cheese trees? If I can just eat one thing for the rest of my life, it'd be cheese. I'm with you. That's way up there. Just handfuls of cheese. I had 50 cubes of parmesan. Cheese tree.

At the poker thing. Yeah. Yep. There it is. See, not anyone could just put this into Wikipedia. The AI was a little much, but it doesn't look like traditional cheese. Yeah, it doesn't make you... You don't think cheese when you look at the tree.

That, not that. I used to eat blocks of cheese. An entire block? Just handheld, yeah. I wouldn't do it like that, but I would take a block of cheese and cut it up and just do crackers. Well, that's what we do. No, mozzarella sticks. I'm sorry, sorry.

That's soft. Jesus, okay. You got to go handheld. Eat it like an apple. That's my 500-pound life. That's what they always do. Oh, really? Yes.

You would take a block of cheese to eat it like a candy bar. Yes. Didn't you do that with the block of feta recently on the show? Yeah, it's really good. It was really good. Towards the end, it got a little salty, but... What's your favorite cheese? Uh, cheddar.

Yeah. Yeah, it's classic. Cheddar. It's old reliable. Sharp cheddar? A white. A white cheddar fucks. Yeah, sharp cheddar.

I'm a big sharp. You ever go extra sharp? If it's out there. What makes it extra sharp? It's like a... It's more sharp than the record. But like what sharpens the cheddar? I don't.

I don't know. Now you're... Is sharp a taste? Please don't make a sense. Yeah. I think it is. It's like that. It's more...

Some cheese is a little potent maybe. It's got a little bite to it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Don't... Don't ask questions that we don't know the answer. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how the sense.

You're trying to embarrass it. No, I want to know. How do you sharpen cheddar? Is it aged? No, there's a big... It's like you ever see the hockey... Uh-huh. Oh, like a slate.

Yeah. And they take the wheel and they just sharpen it right there that's what makes sense no t j oh no t j can't what is that maybe no no that no that should burn in hell go what go cheese sucks go cheese is so fucking good man it's it's go on rumbles no no it's fucking good it's really good smoke guda can add it to anything it makes it better smoke gooda s what tier would you put fat at though well a this might be the food with the most No, I wouldn't put feta at A. Feta is lower to me.

Feta needs other thing. Not a whipped feta. True. I think we did. Did we not do this like two weeks ago? And then Kate was like, oh, cream cheese isn't cheese? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Holy. It hasn't been seven days. I think T.J. even did the goat in the s tier. I did. Like, what the fuck? We are superstar. uh-huh the top of our field it's a good thing we added

10 more live hours to this office we'll be fine we got more to say we have so much to say that's so specific too how do we just get on as soon as I saw the cream she's like we were talking about carb tree

yeah tree which is real This is Reels? Oh, I got to order that. I bet you somebody else already got it. If they did, I'll be so pissed. You want to do the Draft King's ad read, Brandon?

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no fucking away bought a van you have two vans and I might like my lease on my current car is up soon and I'm thinking about being a conversion van

dude you absolutely should be like how sick would that be that's gonna be your main mode of transportation Like, I might. Is it like nice on the inside? What year is it? It's the same. It looks just like Vanney.

It's the same year. Oh, my God. That might be dream car status. Look at this. You bought this one? Yeah. That's yours. That's awesome.

Coming on Monday. Holy shit. Yeah. What's it say on the bank? Oh, those seats are the comfy seats in the world. It's the same exact year make and model as Vanney Woodhead. That is so fucking. And it looks exactly the same inside except there's not a hole in the bottom.

The door's, work, things like that. You should get like a sick mural of UPFT, Max, and the whole squad, like on the side, like bands used to do. That would be good. Yeah, but I think I might just, we'll see how it drives, but I might just, like, be dropping my kids off. It might just be yours.

Yeah. You got to give it a week trial. Yeah. Give it a week. Let's just get the car seats in there. Oh. Yeah. like a shark eating a duck oh yeah dude i think it's slick as is it is oh it is it's so

slick and it looks pain on it it's the same like colors it's not the same color but it is kind of a vanny woodhead so it's like just a newer version it's like it's is this the actual one you yes it looks so new for being so old i think they just watch but still like it find it it looks a great shape oh there's been oh you're going to find some residue of all that's man that's a van that's a van you're sitting in Oh, yeah. Do you take it far to sin in? Yeah.

Congratulations. That's somebody going to drive it up? It's being shipped up here. Being shipped, okay. Was it an impulse by? Did you see it in like? I was like thinking about it and then PFT drove his El Camino yesterday and I was like, his El Camino rocks. It does.

I want fun. I want something. So how long did you sit on it? is perfect like a you know big little van camino yeah you'd like drive around like but they kind of go well together yeah yeah yeah we could just like tag team and i really don't have any use of it just working back pretty much we're like what can we use it for and we're like well we could drive to the combine in indy that's one trip a year uh-huh there you go so that's check that we're good on that How many does it sit altogether?

I think it's seven? Yeah, seven. So it's two up front, two captain chairs, and then three in the back. I feel like after dark might be able to utilize it sometimes if you allowed it. We might have to do the bang bang challenge or whatever we did. Oh, yeah. Bang bang? Doug Doug.

Which they came out with a pro version of recently. Dana, you might have to be in. Wait, Dana, there's a duck. I was thinking of a bang boss. Oh, we could do that too. We could bang. bang us? No, I just said bang, bang, and you said the van.

Are you a fucking guy? Dana, you can bang people in my van. No, that's not what I'm saying. You said bang, bang, bang, and van. What kind of challenge are we talking, boys? Doug Doug. Doug Doug is pro. They came out with a pro rule set of it.

It's a 10 drive-thru cap, six-hour cap, most calories is how it's counted, not most restaurants. Oh, so, oh, I don't like that. You're going for big order. No, I don't like that. No, because the thrill of what. What we did when we did the Doug Doug was going to a restaurant and getting a small order. It's completely out of your control. That's a win.

Yeah, like, we went to like Panera and the person had like a small mac and cheese and we're like, holy shit, this is awesome. One down. It's more of a luck of the draw contest. Yeah, the calorie, that kind of sucks. If there's the slightest bit of gambling, you are. Oh, yeah. When we went to that like, I don't even know.

I think it was Sonic and the guy just handed me a chocolate ice cream cone. It's like, this is the greatest day of my life. Was it the same rush as like your Travis Hunter Heisman? Yeah. Okay. Easily. And it was also like my fifth chocolate ice cream cone that night. Still hits.

This isn't a challenge. Yeah, you're going to have to do it with us next year. I'm in. Even though I'm skinny now. It was bad. Well, I think you are. Well, that can happen in a year. Oh, skinny.

Subjectively. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I don't know. Wait, so now are you teaching Nikki smokes? Yes. Yes. Okay.

And we just shot an episode of World War II. Everything Francis taught you, you're not taking you make for smokes. Nice. Some, some less, not everything. What hat were you wearing? Don't do that. I spent eight hours blurring yesterday. No way.

The wrong hat. Yeah. I haven't fucked up. Yeah. It's the first time I fucked up. Well, at least you didn't do what we did when we went to Tahoe last year and had Blake Griffin on our chest. week was sponsored by Chevy and he had a Ford hat on.

We didn't notice until after the interview. What's up, Brandon? All right. Who did it? You saw me leave. Who did it? The truck nuts? Oh, the truck.

I would never. That's a, that's a low-class joke. Low-class, low-grade. That's a lame joke. Whoever did it is either in this room or is in this room off. All right. Which one of us just had that girl. I didn't think it's funny

I didn't discover it until I got home I got home I drove home and nobody was there and I noticed it's trash day yesterday I love that they're pink the trash cans were out there I go to the road get the trash cans as I turn around I just see these truck nuts on my truck

nuts is locked on there who locks them did you do it Kate no but I love I think it's a pink lock I did not because you know what I was looking for they make like truck of all now and I was looking to put it like a truck

pussy on your truck. I wouldn't do it. You coincidentally were looking up truck pussies. I was. But somebody got there first. Titus, right? We assume it's not? He wouldn't have a pink lock. Did Titus can you get into it? No. If the person is in this office right now

that did this, I will give you a $200 cash reward to just show your face. I'm going to guess. Make it forfeit one of the bloods. No. You want to be. Connor? No

Ebo Are you asking for more money On this reward No he's asking for the exact amount of money Than his pissing thing Listen I put that on my own car Before wasting it on ears You'd do to accuse me

I did you do this Did you get it? I had four Why can't we just get the security tape I had four immediate suspects Can we get the security? Because y'all were recording A commercial out there yesterday

I think it'd be very chaotic So wait is there a chance Can you see your nutted truck In the back of the commercial TJ can you have someone to go Because my truck's back TJ, can you have someone in the booth look for it? Because I would love to see the person actually putting this on.

This would be very funny. But it's the back of the truck is facing the other way. Yeah, but someone walked back there. With a pair of big pink nuts. I really want to see someone. I hope it's someone so rich. Immediately force us. Who's the funniest person that could be?

Somebody that doesn't work here. The cleaning lady. Caitlin would be funny. It's like one of the new Fox employees. Titus, suspect number one. Kate suspect number two, Danny suspect number three, Nick Terranie suspect. No chance. Big Cat suspect number five, but I knew he was busy.

You were out there, though. Brandon, you saw, remember? Goldfinger would be very funny. I would like that. You see him hopping back there. But you don't truck nut somebody if you don't want credit for truck notting him. Who truck nutted me? Sante probably.

Yeah. I'm going to leave the room. I don't, I honestly. The person in here admit to the other people that you did it. Brandon, this is one of those. You just have to be. I'm going to leave the room right now. Did you have to cut them off with pliers?

You just heard fried pizza. I had bowl cutters, yeah. Brandon, this is one of those things. Did you keep the nuts? Are you such a hoarder that you kept the nuts? Of course I kept the nuts. First of all, they were, there was a density to them. They were, like, they're not like, they're metallic.

I mean, they're hard. There's a weight to them. They probably weigh five pounds. I love the thought of people behind you on the highway. I saw a lot of oldies balls at Camp Barstel. It looks like oldies balls. He did a completely naked handstand? He did, yeah.

I mean, Titus is, what, minus 200? Titus is, they might be minus, like, minus 1,000. And he's not here today. Well, he was the one that was ducking me. I feel like Cody would be doing the dirty work for him. Oh, Cody is a good one. And he would have a block. We need to find, we need to find.

I was with Titus all of yesterday. Go get in the footage. I was with Titus pretty much the entire. higher day yesterday so i don't know when he would have done it it was yesterday it had to be yesterday unless i didn't notice them the other day i think it was yesterday kate you're laughing hard you are laughing real hard i do just love the thought of you were looking for a day as you drive around the idea you're actively looking for a truck pussy the idea occurred to me it's very coincidental that you're looking for a truck pussy yeah for

truck to tell you i was i thought that was like but somebody beat me to the punch were you in cahoots I also almost got this giant bumper sticker of just these big sexy lips fighting a bullet for his Don't put a bumper sticker on my car I think we should all just fuck with Brandon No no no no no I was definitely looking

But no I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a custom vanity plate Yeah Loves to come Fucking no Honk if you're horny I just got a I just got a text

Troubling text Max said the new ice cream mix is a problem Oh, dear. And I said, what? And he said, it tastes way too good. Oh. I thought he was dieting. What happened?

He's allowing himself ice cream. We all have limits. Ice cream should get out. Yeah, ice cream should not count. Fair. Do you see he made Greek food the other day? Or a chicken. I don't even know what the fuck it was.

Hmm. Chicken and fed up. I must have missed that. big deal oh max made chicken sorry why didn't anybody tell us we missed it you got to put it on the sheet steve sorry oh t j play where did he find i thought it was cool show the end of that video tj that's so funny show the end of that video oh man let me do an ad while you get it where you going stay On Fox 1, you can stream your favorite light.

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Wait, that was Cody's hand. That was Cody. Definitely his finger. That was a Cody hand. I definitely flipped somebody. It was Cody. Cody trucked out of me. It had to have been him.

Wow. Cody was sitting by smooth yesterday. I flipped. All right. That makes perfect sense. Do we have a, before we accuse anyone, we should get the footage.

When did he? Okay. Yeah. But his. Cody at Titus Henschman. Yes. Yes. He is in the Titis Army.

Yeah. Probably the number one Titus Hinchman. He is. He produces the Mark Titus. He says way more about Titus than it does Cote. Yeah. Cody is in the Mark Titus camp. He's the number one soldier.

Titus being like, I need to get my best guy on it. Cody walks through the door. Yeah. It's a nice car, Brandon. Thank you. I appreciate that. Nice. How is your spider situation?

It's gotten a lot better, but I found a new web on the outside yesterday. Well, that's fine. So I think that's fine. The inside is clear. Okay. Why are you laughing? That's fine to find a web on the outside. There's no more webs inside or spiders.

Did you do anything in particular to get rid of them? I sprayed some peppermint spray. There we go. Yeah. She's looking good. You need to dust your car more. I actually think I'm going to take it to the car wash today. Fun fact.

That's up there with the chicken. Dude, you got to see this fucking meal Max made. It was sick, I'm telling you. Like here or at home? He made it here. He's good in the kids. It was good. He's good.

He's good. Oh, wow. Yeah, okay. Yeah, see? Yeah, my apologies then. Your thing. Yeah. Come on, man.

Look how tan you look. Yeah, I know. I haven't been outside much. I don't know what's going on. I think I'm just an Egyptian man. Yeah. I look hot as fuck. Yeah.

You do. You look like you just got back from the shores. It's very tame. I look like my ankles look good. Like a monkey might steal your hat. I got to go to Egypt. Can I go to Egypt? Yeah.

Yeah. At some point in my life. Yeah. See if they got monkey. When are you taking your honeymoon? Why are you staring at me like that? Dana, you make me so fucking happy. You're the best.

You're the best. You're the best we got. What's the question? Like the fact that it hasn't fully set in that you moved here but it's just like every time I see you sitting at your desk I'm just like oh this is awesome yeah I'm here baby great um and you're going to be doing some of the fox show on Friday yeah I mean listen I I'm very excited I think I have a lot to offer ball knowledge I know for a fact you do I just am worried that you guys are going to start getting me to say like stuff about

my dick on live TV Dana every time you've talked about your dick has been you're you just did it right here just like now you're just but you know I'm going to start to telling stories and I'm like oh shit that was on live TV you gotta say penis I mean we're on live right now yeah true I guess it doesn't matter is there like uh is there a threshold of things I can talk like can I talk about I don't know like I'm wearing a condom all day can I talk about that on TV yeah give it a shot okay what is he doing he's I got the oh oh Brandon he's trying the new ice cream maybe yeah I was afraid of that's my fault I shouldn't have distracted him oh some candy he's actually pretty

fucking cool isn't it yeah a little point he did the coat the coat makes it look Cool. The footage, we have it. We haven't seen it yet, but it's been fired. Okay. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Get them in here. Oh, there they are.

Big nuts. You probably already had those on them. Get them in here. Prepare to laugh. What word play is he going to use? I don't know. Well, I'll definitely say that was nuts at something. Yeah.

That was nuts. What, Brandon, you're looking a little testy. So Maras was in on it, Spider was in on it? Well, crew. Okay. So it was a gang. That is the hijinks crew. I'm not surprised to see Spider.

No. Yeah, Spider is definitely always a suspect, but he keeps trying to cheese me. He told me never get me again. He's really good at it. it wow it took three guys our best guys on it three guys to get the truck nuts on i uh asked this question on mostly sports this morning with you in the room yeah who put the truck nuts on and you got chocolate in your throat what did you know i have cookie dough bites in my

throat what did you uh what did what did you say you're the number one if you have a bite of anything you can hear it what did you say i said nothing did why did you put truck truck nuts on my truck. I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm the one who did it. Wait, what? Right, right. Right. Again, it's a, all right. Cody, why did you do that? Did Mark Titus tell you you do it or did you, is this a Cody original? Did you cut them off or did you have the combination? I cut them off. Okay. Well, how would I have the combination to that lock? Something close and personal to your life, the code. Was it letters or numbers? Mississippi State related

Area code Was our last time they won a national championship 0-0-0-0-0-3 digit Oh Why That's a good point Was it a final score? It was not

Well, what was it? I cut it off I just took my It doesn't matter then I have some bolt cutters I just went and cut it off Was it 2 in 10 Because that was a record last year

All right 210 210 2 10? 2 10? It was 210 It was 2.10? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Uh, why, why? Again, were you, is this a Mike, Mark Titus joint or a Cody joint? It's a joint. It just happened. I don't have anything.

I can't reveal anything. All right. Well, thanks for making this segment good. Yeah. Really knocked this one out of the park, Cody. Yeah, I always do. No, it's setting up for something bigger. So, what?

Bigger nuts? Are you going to add a cock? I'm going to say, Cody, right now, I'm going to say, I do not want you to touch my truck again. I won't touch your truck again. I don't want you to put anything on my truck. I won't. I don't want you to paint anything on my truck.

I don't want you near my truck. That's my truck. Mm-hmm. All right. I believe him. Is something happening now, Cody? While you're in here or Spider-Morrest doing something to my truck. Is something in the works currently?

No, no, no, no. Did you get a lot of joy out of this? this no i actually so you were forced no okay my own volition but i didn't get joy out of it i don't put joy i'm putting nuts on trucks i'm not a fucking nut truck fucking deviant hmm i'm gonna need that on a quote card you were sitting there with smoot yesterday yeah i mean smooth i didn't notice you were recording me leave i just thought you were just sitting there and i flipped you off and you flipped you off yeah but you you were just getting the evidence that of me driving with the truck nuts correct all right solid prank

not bad it wasn't bad not bad the fact that you made it home makes it a lot funny now how much were the nuts I have no idea okay so somebody else paid for

you got a backer yeah we got a nut guy is he in this room could be a she oh Kate Kate do you got big pink nut money I would have taken

glee in doing it myself She would have. Yeah, that's the same way, kid. You'd be tippy towing out. I'm mad I didn't. And if Big Cat were to get somebody to do it, it wouldn't have been you. Cody, would you recommend? Would you recommend truck nutting Brandon?

Yeah, I, yeah. I wouldn't recommend. I'll try. No, no, no, no, no. No, it's not going to be a thing. There's no way to know you would enjoy it. I just got a truck. Let me be a truck guy now.

But you truck nut guy. No, I'm not a truck nut guy. You don't know. You've never really tried. Those were huge nuts. Big nuts. Those were not subtle at all. No.

And I was passing a lot. lot of people. You went on the way home. You went cross border with nuts in your time. How many school zones do you drive through? Oh, at least seven. Oh, that takes balls. Brandon.

Yeah. What? Do you have any missed calls? I don't know, probably. What? What now? Was it your kin? Oh, no.

Oh, this is like saw, but make it truck nuts. Hey, Mark Titus. Hey, Brandon. I saw Cody was on the yak talking about the truck nuts. Yeah. Did he wrap me out? Did he tell you that I put him up to him? it? Yes. Yes. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. And I'm very angry at you for it. He did? Yes. He ratted me out?

Yes. No, I didn't. Did he tell you that I bought 100 of those? That's 200 testicles. There's no way you bought 100. Those were so girthy and so those had to be $100 truck nuts. Those had to be at least $50 truck nuts. Did he tell you I plan on doing it just randomly throughout the next few years? I figured I want to know how mad I should be at Cody He didn't say anything He didn't say anything at all Played you like a fiddle

Because I didn't do it I don't have a bunch of others So your garage is filled with truck nuts right now Good job Cody Thank you Mark Cool Great great looking truck Brain and great looking truck

Thank you Thank you Mark I don't think Titus did it Yeah I don't think it was him I'm almost certain it was No it didn't sound like I appreciate him to follow he said at the end I didn't do that

seems like TJ was in on it as well to be honest I would say so yeah so the whole mostly crew was in on it it's fucked up the entire crew the family we call ourselves family do we not are you part of the family family Jules

ooh who's coming in nowhere news coming how do you feel about now being burdened by having to check the back of your truck every day. Oh, I, that's pretty annoying. It is very annoying. I'll just carry the bolt cutters

with me, I guess. Did, did Connor know? I'm not sure if Connor knew. That'd be very funny if you guys didn't tell Connor because you're like, he's going to get too horny. Yeah, he would, oh my God. Yeah. Look at those. See you, Cody. Great, great segment, Cody. Fucking killed it. I think, I think we all knew it was immediately Mark Titus. Yeah, if Cody, no one else talks to Cody. Correct. That's morbidly true. It's so obvious.

He's got to find another guy. He gets at least a little bit of innocent. You get zero plausible deniability, Titus. It was Cody. Yeah, it's like it immediately exonerates me. Cody did Oh yeah It would never approach

Cut and dry I had nothing to do with this I'm trying to say So you would use spider I'd use spider You'd use Danny Danny you'd also use Danny Solo work

Nick you would use Tommy Well you do it at my house Yeah probably Yeah That's about Che would Chee Big Cat would use Mama

Yeah I don't Don't Don't nut my truck Actually I'd probably I'd probably use like Dom Yeah Off the trail

Yeah Danny's devious like that Yeah that would be smart Are you gonna do anything to get Cody back No it's Mark Titus is not Cody No Cody's not listening at a conversation Oh he's a pawn

You should put your nuts on his face My actual testicles The old Peyton Manning I'll think a fly landed on him Bring you back in here I'm lay on the bar stool You want put your nuts on him Cody get back in here Cody

No, I can't like, I can't put my nuts on. Prude. Or Conner, yeah, but not Cody. What if, what if Cody was real cold and we saw him like shrink up? It's a good prank. Oh, damn good prank. Damn good prank. Che, how you doing after Dad today?

Because you were a mess. Guys, 31, 21, was in play for a while. For a little while. It was. It had legs for a while. It did. It looked good and then the field goal killed it. And the lightning thing.

was a disaster can i can i admit something to you chay what's it when i got home i tried to do the exact same bet just to tell with everybody i put a hundred dollars on it but i accidentally made the score 31 20 oh shit oh my god brandon oh so god damn it's really close yeah now we eat the moment pat yeah it's over it's you cody bye cody you the man cody damn well that it was a shit ton of money yeah oh man i love that shit tons of monies i would have been so mad at you i was gonna just sure i would have been so mad brandon brandon you wouldn't have said a word yeah this is the only the only way i was going to say a word is if this happened yes i wouldn't have said a god damn work exactly oh yeah so chay are you

okay because he you guys missed it but he was a mess all last i could tell he was off his like i just know chay so well and i know that like he's never going to say i'm down but he just makes mistakes you're like his brain is just broken right now i made a big error amongst friends yes with inputting a bet incorrectly and sent the link to all of them luckily only max used the link and i covered the rebate but but he also had a potential to be but i also found out that part of his data was that landon dickerson was out and he wasn't on the injury report so there was a lot of we got to regroup Sunday you got to come back sharp he got hurt during the games

he did he did what do you guys think of short sleeve hoodies so chay's wearing so I would love to be able to wear them I have several and every time I try to wear one I feel stupid as fuck I love them but my wife hated it on me so you kind of like the look of them

functionality they don't make sense I but the feel is great I just I look in the mirror and I'm like you look like a fucking Why wouldn't you just wear a t-shirt? I like them. Brandon, I went as far as I bought like five of them. I was like, this is going to be my new look. And then I put on one and I was like, no.

No. But can you wear that on like an 80-degree day? No, you have to, I figured out you have to be someone who does not care about anyone's opinion like Che. Or you got to be like a bodybuilder. Yeah, thick trainer-type. Yeah, you got to be coming in and out of a gym. I think you can be super fat.

No. I think you can be super. Belichick's just old. He doesn't. That's cut off, though. Yeah, but that's his thing. Che, have you ever used that hood? Maybe on an airplane, but that's...

The fact that you have an answer for him. Wait, why? He wasn't quite sure. Why did you use a hood on an airplane? You guys don't do that if you sit back in the... You put the hood up just so you don't... I actually do. Yeah, I do. I don't do that.

We've got to give Chee credit when he makes sense. Yeah, no, that makes perfect sense. I don't know that. Unfortunately, I think that's the majority of it. I think that's the majority of the time I'm using my hood. The rarity of me using my hood. Yes. You're in your own little nest.

I will only use it if it is like negative 20 degrees. If it's super, super, super cold. I don't like things around my ears. Congratulations. Cool. Get them. Got them. I'm just talking.

Yeah. If it's rains, do you guys go hood up or no? I don't think hoods do it. Hoods don't really work. They just absorb the water and you're like kind of wet. I also, I'm going to say it, I don't remember the last time I, like, got caught in the rain. Yeah, if I see rain, I generally stay out of it. Like, I just, like, yeah, like, I don't get, I don't count it, like, walking from my car to the door.

You should, yeah. Like, you, we have enough knowledge now to not get caught in the rain. Yeah, you can't be getting stuck in the fucking rain. Yeah, like, who gets caught in rain? Oh, I'm stuck. Oh, no. Didn't see this rain coming. I feel like I'm stuck in rain quite off.

Yeah. How do you not look at the app on you? I just don't care. Like, where do you get stuck? Yeah. Why is Jake giggling back back? You got to be in like an open field. Right.

Truly gets stuck in the rain. What are you laughing at, dude? Or like a bus stop with no canopy. Still, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like getting doused on every now. Is that the word doused?

Sure. I like getting pissed on. Yeah. But like, well, um, wet with clothes is the worst feeling. Yeah. You're on the right program, though. I got to go check my truck. PFT was smiling too much.

Yeah, what was he doing? He was smiling. Wait, go Zoom, go Zoom, go Zoom. Go Zoom. Go Zoom. That was a crazy smile. Go Zoom. That was crazy smiling.

I thought maybe you'd check your Twitter recently. On Twitter? Check your Twitter. What's your Twitter, Brandon? Why would you just fucking with Brandon? Brandon, Kyle, you got to get his truck towed. Put like a big toad in there. And the driver's a big smile.

big fucking toad in the drivers. A poison dart frog. Brandon? Share with the class. What is it? Come sit down. DJ, do you see anything? He was smiling too big.

Huh. Interesting. I don't know anything. I can't. Hmm. Hmm. I guess we'll see. Have you guys all been on Amazon trying to buy stuff?

Yes. Did you see the tire lug nuts that are tiny dicks? Already got them. Yeah, I almost did too. They're blue and blue in the bag. Yes. I bought a bumper sticker that says, I love gay porn. Somebody else said me they have truck nuts with like steel bolts.

This truck is never getting out of here without something like. I love gay porn ones. That's a really good one. I'm waiting for somebody to, like, take a video. I literally, as we were having this conversation, made it $200 purchase on Amazon. Yeah. I bought a pound of bologna.

He's going to come in one day and kill all of us. Yeah. Because he really loves this truck. Yeah. Very excited about it. I feel like his jacket is both too big and too small for him. Oh my god. Oh god.

Anything, Brandon? I think you're good. No sound. Oh, oh jeez. Uh, I stand corrected. How is there no outside sound? It's really quiet. Zoom has noise cancellation.

Like wind. Anything, Brandon? I mean, I'm just looking at his truck thinking of things we can do to it. I like that truck. There's so much shit in the back of his seat in the back seat already. Okay, so I guess he's good. No. Is I missing something?

I don't know anything. Hair looks great. It does. He's locked out. This is embarrassing for him. Spit on the ground. Make him show his ID. Spit on the ground.

Spit. We're on back. We know. They have both tests. We're going to get on. That's hard. You're live. He always

He always Like, I'm Like that's I'm That's it He always Follows with another thought

Yeah Whenever you end it He chases you Right behind No we're not Oh you think this is over This is just beginning Vinti would be so good at handing shit out on the street

Yeah look at him Yeah You can just You can say goodbye to him But he will follow He still keep it away. He means he might as well be carrying a clipboarder on it all times, like those people on the street.

Yeah. You want this free CD? I just bought a hamburger. We good? Not you good. What was PFT talking about then? And wouldn't it be checking PFT's Twitter, not your Twitter? How do you know what's on you?

No, he said check your Twitter. I think I guess it was just the Viva LaStole of Cody. Oh, okay. And then I didn't, thinking I didn't know about it or something. I don't know. Why, was there something else? No, I don't, I'm completely in the dark. Okay, good.

Okay, now check your truck. Shut up, Danny. Shut the fuck up, Dan. You'll be sorry. I don't like when Dan's texting while I'm worried about my truck, because that just means you're, that just means you're texting. I'm purchasing. I'm hungry.

Truck nuts? No. Why would you think that? That's Titus' thing. Yeah. I found something that'll change your horn into a man moaning. If you're already bad The best thing ever

Oh fuck Somebody cuts you off Oh my fucking God You replaced your windshield Waiver fluid with calm I put quefe in your exhaust It's a really, really nice truck What if we got, is exhibit still around?

Oh, yeah You know where I'm going with this, Brandon. Get it pipped out? No, it's going to be the opposite of getting it. Get it pimp down. Unpip my ride. Fuck up my ride. Well.

Well, what are you going to do? what is stop driving to work i think we're i think we're about 12 hours from somebody taking it too far that like doesn't know you at all yep that's gonna happen it gets worse before it gets better uh-huh and again my crime here is i bought it i bought a truck nice truck yeah okay what is quiff the what she's gonna put queef in show him kate uh what what do you think it is i thought i think it's a fart with dana i thought it was just a sound Is it tangible, Kate? Could you jar a quiff?

Yeah, I think you could. It's just a sound, right? She's talking about the Asian trees that have quiff. Come on. Is it just a noise or is it smell? I don't think, can anything be just a noise? How is she going to package up a smell? Gas, liquid, solid.

She said she's going to put quiff in there. She's going to hotbox quif. Cqueef. An audible release of air from the vagina. Hmm. Okay. So it's a noise. It's a pussy fart.

They were talking about cleefs in the 1800s, and then it fell off for like a hundred years. You don't think those 1800s women were farting out of their pussy all the time?

Oh, I bet you that's the rise and fall of doggy. Oh. There's been a fall? It's when the church came in and made everyone do missioning for a long time. Why did they fall? I think it was just like

a caveman way to fuck. Yeah. And they said, You can't do it anymore? Yeah, I think the, like, people saw dogs fuck, and they're like, oh, I never tried that. Yeah. And then it was like, oh, let's be dignified. Yeah.

Interesting. And then asses got big. What's that in red above, quiff? It's just. Cweep all cap. Proper name. Big quiffs and little quiff. What happened in the late night?

Was it like, was there like an American pie or something that had? It was like Jennifer Lopez. That's solved. Okay, yeah. Keep going. I'm curious about the. Here's where uppercase queef surpassed lowercase queef. Was that like a famous person's last name?

Wait, you know what it could have been? Snoop Doggy style. Oh, yeah, brought it back. That was probably 92. MC Hammer. Big. Is he promote? What?

You love big butts. That's sort of mixed a lot. Oh, fuck. All right. I mean, I'm sure MC Hammer did like big butts. Yeah, yeah. Just never said it. Couldn't lie.

So it mixed a lot. Shit. Now look at that. I bought low. Queef's on the rise. Yeah, but is there a queef bubble right now? Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Oh, no. That was a quick dip and quick rise right there. Yeah, what happened? Is that the plague made? T.J., can you search queef 1809? How are we doing search history if there's no internet? Oh, my God. Yeah, what was that about?

Oh, that's a. How were people searching? Maybe it was library books that got taken out of it. They put them that data? Chopic of Capricorn. Stephen, did you bet they over? Last night? No.

Cubs? No, five nothing right now. Wind's going way out. Cueef Queen T-shirt? Hmm? You see that? What? Cueef Queen T-shirt.

Is there a bumper sticker of that? The spilling air? Phenomenomen of expelling air from the vagina. 1990. So there was no queef. That was a false queef spike. It's a murky history. We asked a hundred women.

I'd love to see Steve Harvey hear the word quif. What? Pause for ten seconds. Has anyone said quefe on family? Oh, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. Can we say that on TV? Cweef?

Why would you? Maybe this type of conversation Yeah, no, this could absolutely come up Yeah, I got to know these things before I'm on TV TJ, that sounds like you Queef Yeah, what?

DJ, side hustle? DJ, are you moonlighting? Times are tough. Play that again. I'm working for queef. I'm working for big queef. Quif. Queef, queef, queef, queef.

I thought that was you saying that. It's like sometimes you see a commercial for like milk or like Wait, did he see something? I work for queef. Yell at Liam to get in the Zoom. Zoom Liam! He's got the link already. What's going on?

What do you see? You're just hungry. But remember like on Ellen DeGeneres show, she tried to get a guest to say a magic word every time. You should do that with Dane on TV, but it has to be like a slightly... Pee-wey Herman was doing that too. every word.

Did you see Steve from Blue's Clues has a podcast? Yeah, it's kind of sad, right? What's it about? I think it's like loneliness as adults or me? Oh, God. It's not about Blum's Clues? Dude, just talk.

His whole butt was hanging out at the picnic table this morning. What happened? Frosted Flikes. Look at all that shit in his truck. Brandon, talk to us. A DMR told me, I'll put something in the back seat.

What? Reli- Why did you believe that? What are you doing, dude? Are you putting it? We did? Was the same guy who said he stopped being anorexic because look what he made me do.

Why did you believe that? What did they say we put in the back seat? A bunch of junk? What is up? I know. Wait, was he lying? Yeah. He was lying?

Obviously. Obviously. He's had this card for four days. Look at how much shit. That is crazy. That's more stuff than I have. Yeah. That's just clothes.

I didn't know what to wear every day. Breakfast cereal. That's not. Get out of my car. Please, Sam. I can't believe you believe that. I believed a random fan over believing in me when I told him the nuts were back on there.

Is Brandon just slightly paranoid? I think very much. He leaves all this shit in his car. We've said this before, but newspapers on his walls. Brandon took anxiety medicine. His life would be so much better. Did he start for a little bit? He tried and then he couldn't get his dick heart.

That's what it was. Does it work? Yeah, for a guy like him? Yeah, 100%. I never, I used to be honest. No, he has anxiety. um he does but i mean put me on what what should i take i don't know it's like prozac is a loft no that was what could we have said there for you to say yes

something good oh you want to zanax yeah i just don't i don't want i can't do that yeah i think it's testosterone or bust we're going to we're going to well we're We're working, I'm working on testosterone and buh. I'm working on it. You're working on it? Yeah. You're getting some? We're going to, we're going to, yeah, we're going to maybe go get ourselves tested.

Does it, is it bad for you if you inject testosterone? Well, we're going to get tested. We're going to find out what we got. I would love to get tested. We got low. What does it do for? I would love to get tested. Makes you feel younger.

Does it make you feel jack? I got, I got a lot of questions I'm going to have to ask because I don't want to get addicted to it. I'm interested. Yeah. I'm intrigued. I am also not going to take it if I'm not. low all right what if all right i mean didn't george you agree yeah i guess who was the deemmer

dana you want to do the gauntlet we got to do a gauntlet sure all right i did once and i actually had a good score so i don't bear it campbell yeah that's an old miss out of No, you mean it. Yeah, it is. Big time. Barrett Campbell. Is he blocked? No, he got in.

But did that earn him a block now? Barrett. Hey, dude, they're seriously putting it under the passenger seat. Oh, he could convince you that we were doing that? And then you ran out of there? Do you think he has surveillance of our parking lot? I also hit my head. Oh, no.

I want to light. Oh, man. I spent a hell of 10 minutes. Brandon, do you ever get the golf yips? Well, not the yips per se, but I hit 82 earlier this summer, and I've been chasing it ever since and can't get close. I'm like between 88 and 95, but the yips, no, not really. What's the yips?

Or you just can't hit it at all. You shank it. It's a mental thing. That's a block. Just forget how to hit the ball. I went 85, 85-109. Yeah, that'll hurt. That hurts.

That's just one of the most frustrating days you can possibly spend on it. Ground balls. I was wondering if anyone could help me with that. Swing better. It's all in your head. It's all in your head. Beef.

Have you guys seen Martha Stewart lately? Smoke show. She has a better. I held myself back on that. We brought her up. Yeah. Because I interviewed her and she is so hot. She's posted a new picture.

When you were? With A-Rodd. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. Like that whole... He's a rock. Yeah.

Did you see the picture? Toby. Martha Stewart. Oh. Oh my God. Yeah. Got our lip stunts done too. She is so sexy.

How is? How old is she? Like 90. 90? She looks like 15 years younger than me. How does she do that? Is the key to life lightning? She keeps getting struck.

She's not that. She's like 75. No, 84. Oh. 84. So the new thing, Chris Jenner has it too. It's called the 35-year-old facelift. And it's supposed to make you look 35 forever.

And I think whatever that is, that's what. they're all getting and she's a hot 35 what if you weren't hot at 35 yeah yeah yeah good point I don't know if I want to I don't I mean I don't know what I would want to be because then at least when you're old you're like I used to be hot there's no proof I wasn't except for all the pictures so you guys pro or anti that like into old age well I mean we're guys so we're going to age well I mean we're guys so we're going to age well well but do you think that's healthy Kate knows what I'm talking about our wrinkles are dignified

guys are allowed to age yeah it's so unfair it's so unfair like when you like I can't wait until I have like some wrinkles you know maybe some glasses what the fuck oh yeah you wear glasses I forgot contacts I mean this is like a compliment

your glasses fit so well in your face what's going on by the ice cream machine right now I don't even even know that you have glasses right you'd look weirder without him like stephen glasses you're not a glasses guy what the hell's going on over there tick talk oh duh why he's got their camera out too that's what i'm saying i don't see one oh she has oh okay that's a tick talk you knew that immediately yep because they always harassed me with them i keep trying to just let myself go like i'm a few months ago i was like i'm not dyeing my

hair anymore i'm just going fully gray i don't give a fuck anymore And then I was born in Target and I bought a box dye. And like, I just, every time I'm like, just ready to let it be, I'm like, well. Kate, you picked up a random can in the office, though, then just started to spray it on your head. Yeah, I bought, so that turns out that was dry shampoo, it wasn't. But I bought a bottle of just brown spray. I've been spraying my sidebursts with it or whatever. You could have used the shampoo?

I'm like, I'm so gray on the sides. Every time I think I'm like, fuck it. I'm not wearing makeup anymore. I'm just letting it go. Who gives a shit? It's like a privilege to age. And then I buy the box dyer. I like.

Kate, you know, I got a tweet the other day that reminded me something, and we don't, I don't want to put any pressure on you. But someone randomly tweeted me and was like, whatever happened to paying for Kate's boob job. I think I'm ready to accept that. Okay. Let's do it. I will, I'll put forth my table. Did you see they, I was on my Twitter, the biggest fake ones ever are, they just. Yeah, because I'm not going to pay it if you're not going to get the biggest.

Right. That's what I'm saying. They're like 15 pounds each. We're really help with your back problems. Yeah. Anything less than Bozunga, I want my money back. I want to have like a walker that I have to put them on. By the way, how horny is that guy to just like remember a conversation we had five years ago and like, hey, whatever happened?

Where are the fucking things? Don't forget about those tits for those bultons you're going to buy. What the fuck we're waiting? He watches the act for one second, not that was the way. Yeah, didn't do it yet. Oh, he watches one second for the intro. If we did that, we would be. It's weird.

It's uncomfortable. It's very uncomfortable. terrible yeah yeah it's very uncomfortable but it also is something that if kate you privately be like yeah i want to do it okay it could also i would maybe you'd be like don't say it well yeah that's weird funding your female co-hosts food job is so weird i didn't want this guy fucking tweeted at me and i was like what the fuck remember what if you fix her back first like you said we were going to do yeah yeah yeah wow yeah it is very weird now that we're saying it out loud very weird do you think big networks though for like the women

like does the company pay for that the expense report yeah do you think that's a thing or it's like a tax write off maybe a tax right off maybe I can get a tax tax right off job yeah but I just not right keep being like I don't care anymore but then I you're still you're still gonna wear

exile hoodies so true true I think it's worth trying pretty hard yeah really maybe try one first see how you like that what if I would be less weird if I also got a boob job? I think if everyone did, I'd be more comfortable. This is your second

Danor, bro, you brought up. I think you really want to. I'm definitely thinking about a testosterone boob job. These are the things I want to do. What happened to our testosterone run? We were just talking about it. We're getting tested. What if we did a wheel and one person was secretly getting estrogen? Oh my God. KB, Dana,

me, you. Okay. And whoever else wants to. Jerry was doing it, right? Yeah, Jerry. What is it? Does it? Is that, is it that? Is it That are steroids that, like, makes your ball small and your dick small and all that. I don't think you get to worry about that. Yeah, I know. Talking about TRT?

Yes. I'm in. Yeah. Whoa. The way people describe it is like, it's a miracle drug. It's an energy burst, right? Really? I would love it.

They say everything is better. But it also. Physical, sexual. There's, there can't be all good. Nothing is all good. If you get off it, it becomes an issue. Well, what is the, you're on it for life? What is the health risk of staying?

on it for life. Right. And can you stay on it in a low dose? How expensive is like a week's worth of testosterone? No idea. Okay. Yeah, we haven't checked. We're just starting the price. I bet mine is very low. This is this is like every idea we have.

We're going to talk about it for a long time and then one day we're just going to start doing it. Oh, that's fine. And we could just eat better and work out. This is just things that can't out. I'll take out. What is the chance prostate growth? I'm out. I'll take acne. But this is a lot of things in life has those potential

side. I'm going to get that way. I also feel like they ordered that wrong. Prostate growth should be number one. Heart attack should be number one. They just sandwich. Acne should not be number one. Do they go alphabetical? I don't know. I don't know. I'd rather have a heart attack than hurt. No. I actually love a lot of you all having acne. No, that's not. Nope. And it went heart attack stroke. Get that to the top. Because you skim that and you're like, oh, I can deal with some skin irritation

I might be out oh jeez a dick you're a giggle I mean he's so excited not in that way second Friday in a row

yeah that's our Friday tradition show a little do some dick would you guys immediately notice if your balls were 20% smaller

20%'s pretty absolutely not no they fluctuate you would not notice that sense pretty significant yes i would be like that's no that's no different than playing one game of pick up basketball yeah it's just a little colder they would feel different in your balls the way you carry yourself

they would feel different yes you would notice 20% is significant your ball shrink when you play basketball yes yeah you're dick not your ball everything everything if nobody knew you did it it would like never be aired publicly and it was completely free and totally like nobody would know yes yes okay So you'd get that ball-smoving surgery. Oh, I'm in a bigger cop. Wait, what is this?

It's like a blasted surgery. I've had a bad ball history. What? When I was a kid, my ball was, like, in my stomach pretty much. What? I've heard of that. Yeah, like one of my balls never dropped. Yeah.

And now they're just tiny balls. Well, there's a surgery that, like, takes the perfect. Good thing you haven't brought up any of your genital. I don't want. No, I can talk balls. Why do you want them... Dick is kind of... Why do you want them smoother?

I don't want them smoother. I just want to be able to hang low every now and then, like a normal guy. Oh, you want them lengthened? I would like a little vertical girth. You're not hanging low at all? I'm not hanging low, dude. I have a shelf dick. Can we get a...

Shelf dick? It's a shit sitting on a shelf. Can we get a mold of Dana's balls and put them on brand-in-down? We've got Ottoman balls. Yeah. My dick, my penis is on a shelf. Let me ask you this. if we like Danny

just said if we did a mold of your balls into truck nuts would how long would it take for Brandon to notice they were on his truck you need to telescope first like months I mean I don't know I mean

then they're no yeah can I veto any future things done to my truck uh you don't deny I think that's a pretty fair ass Keep it in the building.

We'll put it to a vote. I want to have to worry about my trial. I'm not even paying attention to y'all's conversation. I'm just worried about my truck right now. It's just an accessory. You love that thing. I love my truck. Can I keep you all off my truck?

Stay off my truck. Yes? I'll agree. Kate, Danny, and Big Cat have not agreed. I can't. I mean, I can't agree to that. You're asking me to predict the future. Yeah.

I don't want to lie to you. I'm not a hijink. I can try. I'll give you a try. I'll give you a try. I'll give me a hands up, stand off my truck. Yeah. DJ, no way.

We can try. We'll try. I don't care what you do to my 2018 Buick. Doesn't bother me. Fine. All right. It's fine. I will try.

Oh, you won't? Yeah, well. You'll just forget. That's trying. Yeah. That's just good. Forgetting is the strongest thing you have going for it. It's the nicest thing you can do to me, yeah.

Yeah. All right, Dana. Go do a gauntlet. All right. Let's go, baby. Good luck, Dana. Thank you. uh body armor flash iv gontlet this episode is brought to you by body armor flash iv flash iv

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You have any first touchdowns? I got a parlay going. What do you think? Duvante Williams and Ladd McConkey. Sorry to go one. No shit. A little. But this year, two legs is all I need.

Wow. I've ever needed. I'm saying the second, when. When the second leg hits on a four-leg parlay with a massive payout, that's what I pay for. Yeah. That is a feeling equivalent to a stimulant. When you're one way, yeah. So you're just doing two legs.

I'm doing four-leg parlayes, but I'm paying because when the second leg hits, that's cocaine. And so that's all you need is that second leg. You know what you should do? Yes. Can I give you a tip? Start doing your four-leg parlay and start betting them all. singles as well i will do that because that's like when you get three out of four you can win money when you get one out of four you can win money through all plus and just a little bit but

it's like nice because then real is when you advance toward that massive payout but but also getting one and being like oh i actually i'm still i'm still on the road but i also got a little something back yeah kyle you know about round robins did you get quigs put me onto those that's that's almost sounds like what you'd want to do because then you could put like nine of something in a list and then if any combination of two hit you're in the money but then if three hit you're in substantially more money etc yeah do the straits so i'm doing preaching it to jerry forever but it's just like but it just said you feel like it's the rush away i'm 50% close i know i'm probably not going to get it but when i'm get that second one that is a feeling yeah that i'm paying for yeah so like i

have mike jessickey breton strange hunter henry okay And Mark Andrews. What's called? It's not called anything. It's just, it's going to be, it's massive money. Well, you came up with those. It's called. No, it's just four tight ends.

Are they all white? No. No, I don't know. There's something that's... What I'm saying is, if just Sicki scores, which is reasonable, yeah. That's like coffee in the morning. Yep.

And then if strange scores, that's cocaine. I've done it before. Google me. that feeling that Brenton Strange scores Google me that's better than cocaine Did you see Nick's

Belichick parley? Yeah, amazing So good So good What is it again? Prize he still has it in them We ran out last year It's so hard to do that

Bill's money line They tried to Jordan love over Passing yards It was Bill's Bill's young love Jordan hump free yeah yeah um dude it was playing i was on the treadmill this morning and it was just

crazy it was on the treadmill oh everyone's watching yeah then you kind of think like oh it's gonna be in it's airport that's exactly cross the country we did the uh we're we're doing a segment every tuesday with my crew the supreme debate where we're just trying to figure out like the dumbest things we can have on the screen those were a good hypothetical yeah the would jalen hurts be a good quarterback with no legs like the idea of someone on a treadmill yeah because it's on mute

yeah right right that hypothetical that's what's so funny that's exactly what I'm going all I need is one person to be mad yeah to just walk by and be like what the fuck I know I wasn't allowed to do the one I really want to do which was father time is undefeated so who dies first Aaron Rogers or LeBron

James and I think that's interesting yeah and just seeing that yeah they're like I think that's too far yeah would jail and hurts still be good if he didn't have legs the answer was no yeah the answer was a hard no spoiler um would he I think he'd be good which would be more detrimental to the high school he'd be good Josh Allen legs arms are mind of

this is a good one yeah because if you take one so what did you guys come to what conclusion did you come to without we never agreed what do you think legs I thought arm and Ed thought mind which would be the most detrimental yeah arm mind legs no he'd be an unstoppable no he'd be an unstoppable force of a mind of a fourth grader we said the only downside would be that he would maybe sometimes cry after an interception i don't know i think mind like the football IQ dude quarterbacks get an iPad when they go back to the bench yeah he would love that he would be worse but he wouldn't like if he didn't have oh yeah your arm no you're you're right it would

hand off with his legs you'd have to throw No, no, you don't. Yeah, you do. Nah. All right, Dana, sorry. You're ready. Body armor flash IV. Have them sip.

But these are good because they actually start real debates, which is... Stop me when I'm wrong. Okay. Dak played well last night. Dak played exceptionally last night. You're wrong. You're wrong. Okay.

He played well. I think he played a little... I think you played a little... I think you played pretty well. Yeah, he did play pretty well. C.D. Lamb was what killed him. That pass he made to him, like third down, was an incredible pass. C.L. Lamb should have caught it.

It was. So he didn't. Why didn't he play exceptionally? Well, it was, I mean, exceptionally, you got to, like, I don't think he had a touchdown pass. Yeah. All right. You ready? Exceptionally, he wins the game.

He has a great time. 2.13 has lost on you. Wow, yeah, we're ready. All right. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. All right, beers. Oh.

This is always the hardest part. Mm-hmm. There it is. Oh. Scored before the camera could even get there. Big head I saw your Josh Allen picture. was making its rounds again. Oh, yeah.

Fitzpatrick was talking about it with Josh Allen on his podcast. Oh, he was? Yeah. That's awesome. Was he the one that took the picture? Someone else took the picture. Okay. Oh, damn, Dana.

There you go. It's on a heater. Yeah, he's good. I fucking love Dana. I do too. I'm so happy he's here. It's too good. See, he's still a good athlete with a fourth grade mind.

Yeah, you're right. Point proven. Three-year-old's dick in the fourth grade mind. Oh. Oh my goodness. Dana, you play basketball. My arms are, my arms are tired. Oh, for the planet fitness classes.

Yep. Should we go no help? No hope. No help. You can read, right? You can read, right? Minneapolis. Docky Kong.

Mario Party. Mario Kart. uh do for fuck me Yankees Red Sox Cubs

uh fuck me white socks um fuck me uh Uruguay Paraguay

How many How many more I need Uh Cuba? The Cuba? I don't fucking know What? Border Brazil

Brazil English there you go time nice good trivia wait is that the exact time he just had 213 13 13

you're consistent I couldn't shoot better I worked out my arms this morning that's a great time if I didn't if my arms were shout out play of fitness yeah

I was doing shoulders that's my only excuse still a good time decent I did say too I was going to do 230 who is the best ever big cat yes how long has that been for now when did you get that top score 649 days interesting I wonder why I just has some people's top in their

category oh interesting that's cool 24 days for Jared Awesome I think there's like Stats, yeah Oh cool There's a lot of stuff in here Oh wow

Is this accessible to everybody? Not yet I think it's like kind of like a private website right now But we should make it accessible It's just some guy that works What's that thing at the tippy top? Whose ball is that? Little sad That's not statistical. It's like all the barstool people.

This is like all of the college sports people match with bars. There's all college. Oh, you can compare. Oh, wow. Interesting. Entertainers. That's so cool. Pretty cool.

It's pretty in depth. I should have them make it publicized. That's very cool. Yeah, that is cool. All right, good show today, guys. Dana, thanks for. Yeah, I love being on here. Thanks for having me.

You're on the bench. I love that. Progress to the Yug Station. What's up? Progress towards the Yugg station. I mean, we got a text message out there. We got plans in motion. This is huge.

We'll add you to the YAC text, Dana. Oh, wow. Well, we've been trying to... Holy shit. We've been trying to do a better job of saying when everyone's going to be out. Okay. So we can get ahead of it. That's huge.

Yeah. Wow. I'll be out next Friday. I'm also going to be out next Friday. Okay, that hurts. Wait, hold on. What's the date? Eddie, we'll probably be here.

Eddie's just... Will it? I think... Yeah, he's in Vermont today. 12th. 12th. Where am I? I'm out of town.

I have to do... Big Noon is in Evanston on the following Saturday. And Dave has Pizza Fest, so I'm filling in. Yeah, I have a wedding. I got like three more weddings, then I'm in the clear. There you go. All right, let's spin the wheel. When Brandon gives up, you know the show's over.

Did we do Fox One? Yeah, we did. He, like, he teeters with it for a long time. It's a little battle. Breaks he takes and, like. When he goes up for the gauntlet. Yeah, then it's just over. There goes.

Yep. See you. See, man. All right. All right, spin it. Oh, man, I take a nap. Me too. I'm beat.

Ames tomorrow. Everyone come out. 8 a.m. will be in Ames, Iowa. Who do you think is going to win? Iowa. That's Brandon's, like, big rival, right? Yeah. He hates Iowa, right?

Yeah, but it's Iowa State, dude. Okay. All right. All right. See everyone tomorrow. Have it's time to talk Yeah, it's style to stay for a while

It's the act Have a good weekend, everybody Stay safe out there Watch football tonight come say hi i'll be there paying my respects to john sina all right i'll see you guys monday love you guys