The Yak - Someone's Getting Yolked on Egg Toss Day | The Yak 11-13-23

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. No! I'm not. You don't have to clap. I'm just excited. Why are you clapping? Because I'm excited to be back with the boys.

This is the highlight of my day. I'm with my boys. I love talking Q-zips with the fellas. Yeah, hoodies, joggers, shorts, everything. Rollback.com, promo code. Yeah? I almost said. Yeah, hoodies, joggers, shorts, everything. Rollback.com, promo code. Yeah? I almost said the word. I almost said the word we're not allowed to say on air.

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Go check it out now. What's up, boys? It's Monday. It's Monday. Let's get pumped up. Like the anti-Garfield. Yeah. Well, I've been reading Jim Harbaugh quotes,

and I've been getting myself all amped up. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Did you guys see the one that, it's basically parody, but it's not. What is it? It looks like a quote when PFT does his Athletic Athletic Plus stories. Yeah. Jim Harbaugh.

Are we still treating him like he died? Will you just let me do the quote? I know you don't like him. You people. Harbaugh sounds raspy, but insists he's not sick. He said, I'm the iron wall that viruses bash against the shadow. He says he'll do some more pushups and eat an apple. Oh, my God.

He went full Trump. He's right through. He went Trump. Yeah, he's right through. He's, I'm the iron wall that viruses bash against the shadow. Has this been, like, his reputation? Oh, yeah. He's a psycho. Oh, yeah. So now this this been like his reputation? Oh, yeah. He's a psycho.

Oh, yeah. So now this is just turning him into like a full maniac. Yeah. He's like, I'm just leaning all the way into it. He's always been a little bit off. But yeah. Are you excited to have him as the Bears coach? Yes.

It's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. How did the. Or maybe you can go coach Mississippi State. We have an opening. Did your coach die again? No. Oh, no, no, no. We have an opening. Did your coach die again? No.

Oh. No, no, no. We killed this one. Yep. We fired our guy this morning. That's why I got the full gear. I'm going to be going out and find his coach. How long was he there?

One year. So you're that program now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't give guys a chance. That's not. Our coach died. Okay. What happened was he was a defensive coordinator under Leach.

Leach died. We had no idea what to do. We were panicking. So we gave him the job to see, you know, what he could do, and then it wasn't going the right direction, so we had to change. I got a question. Yes. Is that the first time ever that both coaches from a game

have been fired right after the game? Probably not, but – You don't think? Mississippi State and Texas A&M played there's had both their coaches there's had to be some end of season games where both coaches were were getting fired or were fired after that had to be especially this has to be the first mid-time mid-season then was there a margin that Jimbo no could have won by no he knew it was over there's I read a story that he uh after the game they had a bunch of recruits in town he just left and went to his ranch this is so funny to win by 41 yeah fired can you take

so if we were one by 60 yeah i mean they have the check for him yeah on the field yeah they literally showed the check like hey here's your buyout money so that's what it really no it's like 70 million but this was a donation that someone sent and they're absolutely related like says in the memo get jimbo the fuck out of here these texas schools basically they just like if oil if the price of oil is doing well you're you're on the hot seat just by the fact that someone could donate a big enough check if they don't like you yeah like that's how it works so that was how much money that was 160 million that someone donated i think his buyout was like what 70 75 160 million don't you just like split that

up between the best quarterback running back and receiver in the in the world and give them that they can't figure it out yeah that's crazy yeah can you still go by jimbo if you're not a head coach anymore oh good question gonna be j Is he just going to be Jim? I feel like being unemployed is the... That's the ultimate. That's Jimbo. That's tier one Jimbo. I think of a guy named Jimbo, he does not have a job. Oh my God, you're right.

If he goes, if he like works on like ESPN, I think he has to lose Jimbo. Yeah. I think he then has to become Jim. Jim Fisher. Jim Fisher. Yeah, unemployed is probably the big Jimbo move. Yeah, lives on a boat. That's a Jimbo move.

Yeah. Jimbo is such a great name. To have people, like, actually call you that. Why does that name sound familiar in the annals of time? Who else has had it? Jimbo or Jimbo Fisher? Jimbo. Well, Jim Tomsula, we used to do it.

We still do it every now and then on Parmigian. Jim Tomsula was a coach for the 49ers that one year. Remember, he was like a mechanic, all these weird shit. He's like a wild coach. He's a guy who farted in a press conference. He said that when he screws up coaching, so like the play call clearly asked for a pass and he runs the ball. He calls it a Jimbo. So he named his own fuck.

I've heard this. Yeah. So you'd be like, that's a Jimbo. So he named his own fuck-ups. I've heard this. Yeah. So he'd be like, that's a Jimbo. Which is very funny for a professional, like an NFL head coach being on the sideline being like, damn, I really Jimbo'd that. I made a Jimbo. Yeah. It's like your own name. Jim Bob Cooter is a guy, right?

Yeah. That's a name. Quarterback, right? No, that's John David Booty. Yeah. That's who I was going to call. More of a Cooter or a Booty guy. Jim Bob, Jimbo Cooter is who? Off. Yeah. That's who I was thinking of. Jimbo Cooter is who?

Jimbo Cooter was an offensive coordinator. He's a coach. He was a Lions? Lions, yeah. And there's Jambo. Who's Jambo? The country music contest. Oh, Jamboree in the Hills? Who's the most famous Jimbo? Besides Fisher. Jimmy Neutron.

Is he Jimbo? That I called him Jimbo. Huh. I don't think there is another famous Jimbo, is there? TJ, look up Jimbo's. Jimbo? Jimbo. That's a fun name.

It really is. Hmm. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Jimbo. Oh, no. Jumbo was... Jumbo's a great name, too. Jumbo Elliott?

Yeah, Jumbo Elliott. The Wallace bassist? Jumbo Elliott? Yeah, Jumbo Elliott. A Wallace bassist? Jumbo Elliott's the greatest name in football history. Yeah. What? For an offensive tackle to be named Jumbo Elliott, a good one? Yeah, that's good. I'd like to submit Mack Strong.

Yes, fullback, Seahawks. That's good. Really good. Oh, let's go to the Wikipedia, Jimbo. Not much. There's a jumbo drag queen there's a hold on oh that's a real jumbo hold on the guy at the bottom is uh a bass guitarist for the american psychobilly band that's a genre of music american psychobilly i guess definitely know something about that what'so Billy? Rockabilly with maybe like some, oh, couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you.

I'm not going to pretend. The Reverend Horton Heat. Okay. We just did some Jimbo. What is that? The Squirrel Nut Zippers? They were a 90s band, correct? Co-founder?

I don't remember. Well, 90s bands would just throw words together. Yeah. Like, that's our band. Yeah, Toad the Wet Sprocket. Squirrel Nut Zippers. Sam Fran. They're from Chapel Hill. Mm-hmm. Like, that's our band. Yeah, Toad the Wet Sprocket. Squirrel Nut Zippers. Sam Fran. They're from Chapel Hill.

Mm-hmm. Jazz and Swing Revival. All those southern towns were throwing out bands in the 90s. I have the fucking hiccups. Squirrel Nut. Take your time. There's a band called Mook. Did you know that?

No. Yeah, Paul Dano is the lead singer. Whoa, cool. Wait, Paul Dano's famous for something else. He's the Riddler. Oh, he's the Riddler. He's the front man for Mook It's called Mook? Yeah Spot on impression of yourself

That was good He was the Riddler? Spot on impression Titus I accidentally did your KB impression The Rise and Fall. Oh, no. The rise and fall. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Have you ever listened to any of their tunes, Kyle?

No. Wait, they've been around. But they fell. But they rose. He went to go act. They rose first, but then they fell. He was a little Miss Sunshine. The rise and fall.

Shout out Paul Dano. It's going to be such a hurtful thing to read about yourself. Yeah. Rise and fall. Well, I think they all. It's going to be such a hurtful thing to read about yourself. Yeah. Rise and fall. Well, I think they all blame it on the other one, though. Yeah, true. Yeah. You guys see the Daily Mail wrote another article about me, and I'm now getting the

Dave Portnoy treatment where they're just adding in whatever I last did. I don't know if you can pull it up, TJ. Have you done something more recently than Taylor? Yeah, I yelled about bets during the Barstool Invitational, which was my game. Oh, people were so mad about that. So mad. It was awesome.

Look at this. Barstool Sports. Damn, what a headline. Slam for dominating college basketball broadcast with screams of players about his bet on the game a month after he courted controversy for his Travis Taylor sex tape comment. That's a headline. Yeah, they fit it all in.

That's a Rocky Dennis headline. I got to do something else. Yeah, we got to make it longer. Add into it. Yeah. People were very mad. Jeez. So this was posted when?

They just keep updating it? Yeah, I think they're going to keep updating it. It's like my resume now. Let's see if we can get it by the end of the show. Yeah, look. Here's the clip of me Yeah That headline's gonna be

Your autobiography Yeah I like it I need to just keep adding to it Alright so Big Cat supports Hamas Right that's weird Yeah say some crazy shit Who wrote that Did you know

The author No I think it's English Isn't it Is it England Daily Mail I think so Jack Neese

The website And Alistair Talbot That took two The website. And Alistair Talbot? That's two people to write? Wait, Alistair Talbot is the most British name ever. Yeah. Alistair? I just didn't know if this was a known person who goes after Barstool. Probably.

They have a couple beats out there. There's this Snapchat show called Sports Uncut. Oh, my God. And the headline that just resurfaced was, Cringe Barstool Host Tries to Fight Shane Gillis. Oh, that's awesome. I thought that was Photoshopped. I downloaded the app to check

because somebody DM'd it to me. That's great. Jake Neese is a Wisconsin alum. What? A London-born New Jersey native. Whatever that means. What a dickhead. That, that's a problem. Tough luck. A London-born New Jersey native. Oh, no. Whatever that means. That's a horrendous combination.

What a dickhead. Oh, no. That's the ultimate dickhead. Yeah. Yeah, British Jersey dude. That sucks. That sucks so bad. I can't even picture it.

That's the worst dude. Yeah. That's a terrible guy. That's an awful, awful combo. Yeah. Oh, my God. And he went after me. Damn.

I thought there was a brotherhood. What'd you do to him, man? I yelled about my vets. No, in college. Oh, yeah. I mean, he's probably a young whippersnapper. He wanted to watch that 20-point blowout in silence. I don't blame him, man.

He was tuning in for the basket. Yeah. Like many people. Hey, how was the Maresh recruiting trip? It went well. It has legs. Yes. It has legs.

You think he'll commit soon? Yeah, maybe. Well, he's got to talk numbies with Cat. He's got to talk numbies. I saw it. Did you guys all go to – what's that burrito place that Rudy and he went to? I used to go there all the angelas yes it was so good late night yeah yeah i loved that place it was really good i saw the

picture i had like just a wave of nostalgia yeah he he lived here for five years so he showed us spots oh nice he just crashed at my place and showed me around fuck yes maresch to chicago where does he live now new y York. Where'd you think? I don't know. Did you? You gonna say India? Did you recruit him to New York or was he already there? He was already there.

He recruited you? We met him, yeah. Oh, you guys met him? Yeah, we just met him in New York. You didn't know him before New York? He's just a dude. Yeah. I thought he was like an old friend of yours.

No, sir. That's a big time free agent dude just to like pick up. Yeah. Have on your roster. I know. How did you pick him up? Helped this other guy that I knew was moving and he asked me to help him move and maresh was on the other side of the couch i was moving wow yeah you guys hit it off in a hallway how did

you lift in the couch my side was higher okay because that always is an argument yeah he's actually lifting it up he moved the carpet carpet. He just stood on it and it flew away. What are you going to say? Have any of the other college athletes here ever had to host recruits? Did you have to host recruits? I was going to say, who are you hosting to recruit? KB, that was a wild – Why don't you you ask him directly any other college athletes

i think he's talking to me i wanted to make a general you're also patting yourself on the back yeah because i used to i didn't i used to host a few you bring that up kyle did you yeah uh i was my understanding i was the only four-year player for thad mod at ohio state I used to host a few. Before you bring that up, Kyle, did you? Yeah. My understanding, I was the only four-year player for Thad Mott at Ohio State that never once hosted a recruit. And I asked him one time why not, and he said, it's because we want recruits to come here. That would be funny, though, if you hosted a guy who was just set to be a walk-on. Yeah.

You recruited a guy who was gonna be start as a manager yeah yeah i recruit the uh i think even the other walk-ons got a host recruit oh no but i was the one guy that didn't damn which i it's honestly point of pride for me i think kb when you hosted a recruit were you a little nervous because you're like this guy could take my job well yeah for me it was like everyone's a walk-on in wrestling so they were just going at fun right and i would give them 99 apples and that was a problem what like the little shooters the whole bottle okay splitting 99 apples and they can't they couldn't handle they were 16 some 16. Some of those liquors that we used to drink in college. Yeah, they were all horrible.

Do you remember Dude? Yep. The vodka that tasted like Mountain Dew? Wasn't that it? That was Three Olives. It was called Three Olives Dude. Dude. And it mixed well with Mountain Dew.

Oh, man. And the Loopy mixed well with milk. The Loopy, yep. You mixed Loopy with milk? It tasted like Fruit Loops. Oh, man. And the loopy mixed well with milk. The loopy, yep. You mixed loopy with milk. It tastes like fruit loop. Oh, Jesus Christ. It just would give you like, you'd take a shot of one of those and it just shivers down your spine. Yeah.

In college, I went through a Vlad phase and Crown Roost. It was like 10 bucks a handle. Ooh, Crown Roost. Disgusting. Yeah. Oh, there it is. College dude. We should have a dude race what the fuck i'm trying to

remember the name of the one that i used to drink there was an off-brand like jim beam that was so bad just really bad like we do an off-brand darks or um admiral nelson wasn't bad that was admiral nelson was one of them adm Admiral Nelson. That was a rum, right? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have stuff you can't drink anymore because you threw up? Yeah. You were like 21.

Gin. Gin. I can't do gin either. Gin is the worst beverage ever. Did y'all ever, this was a small fad, maybe you, maybe you, did y'all ever have the Incredible Hulk? No. What's that? That was a Xanax back when we were kids.

No. Yeah, the Hulk. That was a novelty drink at one of our bars. It was Hypnotic and Hennessy. Oh, hell yeah. Holy shit. Hypnotic, you know, and it would turn green. And it was probably the worst night of my life.

The only time I went to a strip club, it was me. What? Well, I'm not going to tell this. No, you got to. My boy Eric's dead. okay oh shit yeah he didn't know no but it was oh it was it was me and uh it was it was me and howard my boss at radio shack who was eric uh and then his four friends it was me and five black guys who was eric is really sad and we were going we were going out and uh i remember i got to drive, and they didn't like my rap music,

and there was like an argument. Wait, five black guys didn't like your rap music? Yeah, because I had like old rap music, like 10-year-old rap music, and they wanted current rap music, and there was a big whole thing, so I ended up sitting in the back seat of my car while they drove and listened to their music. Oh, my God. And they bought the Hypnotic and Heny and i just i just threw it up all over the side of the car how much did your own car my own car yeah riding as a passenger is your

co-workers at radio shack radio well eric was my boss at radio shack like you were he just died last you were a 40 year old virgin no no no going out with the guys no i'm sorry yeah you're right very similar yes same thing yeah very similar were you a good uh employee at radio shack i was good Not with the guys. No, I'm saying. Well, no, yeah, you're right. You're right. Smart tech. That was kind of what you were going. Very similar. Same thing, yeah. Very similar. Were you a good employee at Radio Shack? I was good. I was number two in charge to Eric.

I was the assistant to the manager. He just said that. He just said that. We had a good time. You remember Zip Zaps? Were you flipping Zip Zaps? Little cars? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I was there when Zip Zaps were the thing. Yeah. Uh-huh. And the reason I was number two. They weren't great. They were only two employees of, they are. Yeah. Uh-huh. And the reason I was numbered. They weren't great. There were only two employees in the whole store.

Oh. Yeah. And then we hired a girl who was part-time, but she wasn't good. Her name was Makisha, but she was beautiful, but not very good employee. You ever crush on Makisha at Radio Shack? A little bit. A little bit. When we got away. Yeah, she hated me at first, but then she liked me, and then she left.

She had kids, though. Anyway. Would you rather be a- That means you know she fucks. Mm-hmm. A lot, probably. Dead left. She had kids, though. Anyway. That means you know she fucks. A lot, probably. Dead giveaway. And her boyfriend, I didn't like him. Why not? He was an asshole.

What was his name? Oh, Byron. Can you take him? No, he was bigger than me. What? He was bigger than me. I wasn't that big. I was about 6'5", like 180, 190.

I was skinny up until 2004. What was the main thing that you were selling? Phones, Sprint phones. Hell, yes. Yeah, we would sell Sprint phones the most. But we also sold the little Nokia Block phones. Oh, yeah. Remember those?

Yeah, too. There was Snake on those. Snake was the best game ever. We had one company that had Nokias and would sell those. If you had bad credit, that's what you got. If you had good credit, you'd get a Sprint phone. Wow. The first camera phones, like 03, 04, something like that.

That's a great joke. That was not, no. The Motorola Razr came out in 2000. We didn't have the Motorola Razr. But you can't say it's the first camera phone. Well, I apologize. I didn't mean to say that. Come on.

Razr was 2000? 2001. I would have guessed way later. 2000 was I apologize. I didn't mean to say that. Come on. Razer was 2000? 2001. I would have guessed way later. 2000 was PlayStation 2, Motorola Razer, and Silly Bands. I don't think the Razer was the first. Nick, every time he says a fact, he knows for a guarantee that it's a fact. And you always say, like, oh, no. No, you know what?

I disagree. Let's check. Then we say, let's check. I don't think there was a camera phone in 2000. I'll just say that. Nick's wrong. Oh, okay. Nick's wrong.

It's like 03 or 04, right? No. Are you wrong, Nick? I might be wrong. The Razor was like 04 or 05. Where was the Razor? That's when I got one. Yeah, there you go.

I got a Razor, yeah, when I was 18 years old. I didn't know. Well, A, you were wrong, and B, Kyle, you were wrong. Yeah, no. Yeah. I apologize. Woo! Yeah. But that wasn't an accident. Nobody and B, Kyle, you were wrong. Yeah, no, I apologize. Woo! Yeah.

But that wasn't an act. Nobody had that. Nobody had the Kiyocera. That was Japan. Kiyocera. Japan doesn't count. The visual. Japan had Nintendo in like 1972.

I would work at Radio Shack in the day and then Blockbuster at night. Hell yes. I killed two companies. Yeah. The Patreon stock that you held on to. Yeah. That's a power duo. This is going to eat away at me.

I only took the Blockbuster job because I thought the manager was very good looking, and I wanted her to have sex with me. Oh. Motorola wasn't even a company until 2004. She didn't. Whoa, Nick. Are you okay? That can't be right.

I got to go, guys. Wait, maybe the Razor wasn't my first phone. Were you preseason all dozen nick uh first team oh shit dude i know i've got my title might have to what i don't know i got rookie oh how many rookies got rookie five all of them were you first team oh yeah of course i was jeff d low my other fuck wouldn't i be first re-vote after yeah i text jeff and i asked nicely if i could be wait what was fran and pft fran was first team pft was second team wow and you guys haven't won at all

sounds like you put together a super team playoffs are random who knows you guys don't get enough shit for putting together a super team no we did we played the two of us for the first like right and then you added fran are we supposed to add a bad player no but you you're supposed to add an idiot you're super team this is just everybody in the league it's everyone compton is third team third team what this is moot shay is better than compton and i love will but come on wait are none of you on there i'm not on there? I'm not on there.

No, I'm not. I'm a terrible. I've slowly found out that I am a really bad trivia player. But you guys made the champion. Because Roan and Che are very good. I'm good for like one good answer a round. Other than that, I'm a very bad trivia player. There we are, Mook.

And I don't like what Jeffff d lowe has done by making the daily dozen easy yeah you're right it makes me think that i'm good again and i'm not that's fool's gold yeah those questions are always so easy i'm like damn i'm good and then i played last week and i was like i'm sick hasn't the season started by the way yeah yeah so why did we do pre-season? Season started last week. Yeah. Che should be on there. Yeah, you should.

My boy Che. Do you guys know Che made a commercial? No. Meaning what? Oh, my God. Homeader. Rashad White got a long touchdown yesterday, and Che goes, he was in a TB12 commercial with me.

With me? With me? Yeah I was like wait you guys Like was it on air? And he's like no I just made one He made one like Stephen Che made a TB12 commercial Himself

And Rashad White is in it Like a clip of him? I still don't even understand the commercial I mean do we have it? Yeah Che I still don't even understand the commercial I mean do we have it? Yeah But the way he said it It made it sound like Like I watched on TV

And it was like oh there's Stephen Chay Like Spittin' Chicklets is in a commercial Those are commercials we see You are in a commercial with no Sean Moreno Right but even that is like Very borderline because I don't think it ever went on TV. I think it was like a pre-roll for YouTube. Yeah.

What was it made for? Oh, I just made it for social. Y'all's almost done? Yeah, just a minute. Just a second. What the fuck? Oh, man. Oh, Rashad, I know you're waiting.

Man, have a great game tonight. Thank you. Appreciate it, Ross. Thanks. That's it. That was it. What? What?

That was the whole commercial. Jay. Zoom on Titus. What was that? What was that? It's understated. It's supposed to be like a this-this person commercial. Understated, guys.

I don't think you understand that. It was the premise. It didn't state anything. It's British humor. The premise of it is the idea was originally to have a very big person, where TV 12 Method and the stretching is not just for football players. It's for regular people. It had the same air of amateurism as a child's old home video.

Yeah. There's a lot of... Yep. Directed, shot, edited by myself well not shot but what were you doing in that room getting getting a massage but would you guys say if rashad white scores a touchdown it was like 45 yard touch 46 yeah my bad um and then oh he was in a commercial with me yeah is that a lie that's how he said that is a lie yeah yeah i wouldn't say that he was in a video he did he he helped me with a video i did last year yeah sure he helped me

with a group project no phrase it the right way che okay you lied was there any like behind the scenes antics that we didn't get to watch yeah where's the director's cut i'm sure there was great stuff they got how many takes two takes two. Two takes? Two takes. Who fucked up the first take? The DAPA? I needed a different angle. We needed one angle on one side, one angle on another side. Did you have the other take? No, it sounds like it wasn't two takes.

It was just two shots. How did we miss it when this happened? I don't know. Yeah, that would have been. Because that had to have gone crazy viral. Crazy viral. Well, that night he scored the game-winning touchdown. Wait, so you filmed this and then just sat on it and never showed it to anybody?

No, I put it out on Twitter last year. Really? Which is basically showing to nobody. I mean, he was a backup running back last year. How did you pitch this to him? I pitched it to my friends at TB12, and they were like, oh, yeah, we got players in here all the time. The idea was to get a very big person. That doesn't change anything.

It's physically big. Like an offensive or defensive lineman. Then it would have really hit? It would have made a little bit more sense. So you were disappointed with Rashad White? No, not at all. I was happy to get anyone. How would it have made more sense if it was a bigger person? Wait, what is this? He changed his Twitter name. He changed his number.

I want to know what Rashad thinks of this. He quote tweeted it. What did he quote tweet it with? All good. Yeah, that's not good. I don't know that that. Yeah, that's not a. That's like you made a mistake.

He said, I forgive you. All good, bro. Hey, we're cool, man. That was big of him. I'm not holding this against you. All good. He was a fellow team. Oh, no.

That cracked you up. Oh, man. Oh, good. Do you have the other angle? Those were the angle. There was one take, but it was two different angles. Do you know what I mean? No.

He had the one angle of Rashad White walking up close, and then he had to swing it around to get his face coming out the door. Yes, correct. Got it. That's not two takes. So when you were making this and editing it, were you laughing to yourself? I don't remember. We're talking like a year ago.

I don't remember. I think, yeah. That's a yes. to yourself uh i don't remember we're talking like a year ago i don't remember i think yeah yeah that's that's a yes how many man hours went into producing this entire thing roughly one roughly roughly one hour i don't know if that's i don't know if that's more probably took a while to like write yeah you should i mean they just added nick and kb to out of order yeah you should jump on you think that maybe there's a spot for you can we run that yeah can we throw you on it's my you guys living breathing resume right there you got i don't want to tell you how to do it but you guys should do like a parody of that how how funny would that be we should make it more understated

yeah that would do serious no that's one of the most understated videos ever yeah just make it like uh the the new chicago hq bathroom all good all good oh man che yeah but his career literally took off that night so so you you're part of that. Undeniably, we had a meeting that day and heard something. These are undeniable facts that are being stated. So congrats, by the way, for Out of Order. So you guys are, what does it mean you guys are on it? I think we were in. You were in a bunch, yeah. Yeah, so I think it's just more like we're having the meetings with them

and writing with them every Monday. Yeah, we're think it's just more like we're having the meetings with them and writing with them every Monday. Yeah, we're writing Storm, and then when we go back to New York for our game night show, we'll do some there. Do some stuff there, and then he'll do stuff here, and then I think we'll just do stuff. Kyle, you – why'd you get – you're hot. Yeah, you look hot. What is that?

What the fuck? You look awesome, Kyle. Nice. So sick. You got a middle part. You're the heartthrob in this group. Nice. So sick. You got a middle part. You're the heartthrob in this group. Yeah. It's not even close.

It looks like it, yeah. Physically, yeah. Speaking of heartthrobs, any Zach updates? Yeah. Anybody DM in? I saw a funny clip of him. My sister sent me a clip of him on The Bachelor. Oh.

Have you seen him talking about mulled wine? No. He thought mulled wine, like warm wine, was mulled. I also thought that. He was trying to convince a girl, like, hey, it's not gross. Just try it. But it is from mulled. Oh, is this clip available?

Yeah. Did you? Funny guy. I found no dirt on him. None. He's beloved. Did you see the 13 people he follows on twitter yeah us no no just one of us mook yeah he follows like bachelor bachelor in paradise

bachelorette jesse palmer um he follows the yak and mook steven king i miss him so much man both lovers of queens i miss him so much hell yeah mook lovers of queens. I miss him so much. Hell yeah. Mook, I want you to go out with him and, like, him wingman for me. He told me he's, like, whenever you're in Austin, hit me up. I was, like, done. That'd be, like, the best case scenario for a single man, correct or no? A married bachelor? I don't know.

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big brother big sister type of situation yeah or make a wish but yeah yeah but i don't know i think you should be what profession or type of person or actual person would be the best wingman? Just stats. Pure stats. President? I don't know. Obama would be an awesome wingman. No, because then it would be too much about them.

Girls would be afraid to get freaky. I think rappers boys get a lot of push, right? Yeah. Wait, you don't think girls would get freaky with me if I were with Obama? They'd be a little bit. Dudes, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be...

Yeah, if I wanted to go have gay sex. You could fuck Dwight Howard. Obama would hook me up with Dwight Howard. The link of the century. Fucking slam dunk your ass, bitch. What is the best? Go out with Obama, wake up next to Dwight. That is a fucking night.

I think it would be someone along the lines of The Bachelor who has a rabid young women fan. No, I think like DaBaby. No. No, it's not DaBaby. No, but I hear Nick's point, though,

that if you're going out with The Bachelor, you look... I would look... You look like shit. You look like absolute shit standing next to him. Right now, if you went out with Travis Kelsey, you could get look like shit yeah absolute shit standing next to him right now if you went out with travis kelsey you could get any runoff pussy wow yeah that's him

no i don't know i bet you he'd want you to be like tame in front of taylor just like don't okay chill out you guys saw them kiss yeah oh my god did you see it they love each other man you believe it what what Let me ask you this. What would it take for you to believe that they're actually in a relationship? Good question. Daily Mail watching? Yeah, they're salivating. Get your notepad out. Here's my list of demands.

Here we go. Oh, man. Yeah, they're doing it. They're doing the thing. They're calling him Travis now. I hate that. Travis? That's terrible.

Oh, that's bad. That's like a funny thing. That's like a power couple name. Do you think he'll take her last name? Yeah. Travis Swift. That's actually a good name for a football player. That sounds badass.

Andre's got it. Taylor Kelsey also a good name for a football player. That sounds badass. Andre's got it. Taylor Kelsey also sounds good. Taylor Kelsey. What if they switch? Does that ever happen? Do they switch last names? Has anybody ever gotten married and just switched last names? Just flopped them.

Just flopped them. That would be great. Straight up flop. Wait, someone just took it. We were talking about this. TJ brought it up. What? Someone flopped names?

Someone said hey Someone just took their Their wife's name Yeah that's become I don't recall That's become a little more common Would you ever do that? Okay

Would you do that Kyle? Take it No If you named like If you married like a Kennedy Yeah I would change I don't know about you fellas I'd take my wife's name And throw it right in the trash Yeah If you married a Kennedy, I would change.

I don't know about you fellas. I'd take my wife's name and throw it right in the trash. Yeah. Yeah, I think if it's a Kennedy or like, I don't know who else. What other names would like? If my girl wants to hyphenate, give the ring back. It's not happening. You're a Terraney. A Trump?

Toots. Yeah, I'd do it for like a big gal i'd do it for a big name big name just a big old gal i'd do it if i could have like a super like if i could have like a different language last name if i could have a chinese last name oh that would be sick yeah like nick and then i had characters. Nick Jungin. You'd have to, right? Yeah. I think Jerry's at the DMV today. He's getting a vanity plate.

What's he trying to get? He's trying to get Top G JJ. That'll work. It'll be good. He's a beast, dude. Top G, JJ, would be great. Might just get top G. That's got to be taken. Is that available?

That's got to be taken. It's got to be taken. It's based on state, right? Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? Like, if top G is available in Illinois, it's probably not available in, like, Florida. I think a Middle Eastern country, it's a sign of status to have the lower number.

Oh, it is. Okay. Oh, it's available. Wait, just check. Gotta get that. C, top G. Please, please, please. Ah.

No. Who has that? Can we see who has top G? First person to find this in Illinois and tweet it in to us wins. Top G. Yeah. Does someone have yak? Oh.

Come on. Crash the site. Oh, no. This would be a good punishment. Oh, damn. We pick somebody's custom license plate here. Pussy boy. Yeah.

Not gay. All right, man. I get it. Totally straight. Yeah, straight man. With an eight. Let everyone know. Straight man winking emoji.

Oh, so we'll do the high noon, and then I'll do the other one. Yes. Guys, it other one. Yes. Guys, it's time. Yes. Mm-hmm. To break out the ice. Yep. And the oversized lawn games.

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It's sick. It's sweet looking. Is there another backyard area? That's where we got to play the egg game. That's prime for like senior pictures. Should we play the egg game this week? Yeah. I want to look at it.

I want to play the egg game this week. It's like a good boys club, secret club. Kyle wants to open a speakeasy. Oh. Nice. Back there? Back there, yeah. What day should we play the head game?

Tomorrow. Yeah, let's just do it tomorrow. Okay. I'm out Friday. Do we have, where are you going? Knoxville with Dana B. You're on the fucking road. Yeah.

You're a beast like that. That's fine. It's just my weekends. I think we won't do a Yak on Wednesday so everyone can. Next Wednesday? Yeah, next Wednesday. Maybe we should tape the egg game and run it. Let's buy 1,000 eggs.

We'll put out a 1,000 egg episode. Marathon. That's awesome. I'm down to do that for Wednesday. We just got to figure out when we're going to tape it, but yeah. We can play all the egg games. Just any egg game you can think of. Yeah.

One on the spoon. 1,000 egg extravaganza. Do the long toss. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Let's play. We'll do Lord of the Ball with it, like on Jackass, where you have to.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, now let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. Why did you? What's wrong with long toss?

No, no. You just triggered a memory I didn't know I had. What? What? I once at my church when I was like 14 or 15, I got to the finals of the long toss. We went forever, forever, me and a guy named Junior. He was old.

But – and he threw one and it hit me and we lost. But, God, that was a competitive-ass game. Long toss? We had to be 30 yards apart at one point. That's insane. You have soft hands. I kind of want to do it right now. Me too.

You have any eggs? 1,000. You ever done the long toss? We need 1,000. Yeah. The long toss is awesome. Do we have eggs? So exhilarating.

It's so exhilarating. Oh, I bet you Donnie has eggs. He's cooking Thanksgiving dinner right now. And it's the morning. All right, so spin the wheel for two people to play long toss. Let's see if they can go the entire court. Oh, we're doing it on the court. Do you build up to it or do you just start?

No, you start close. Start at the green line. I'm saying in this scenario, would we? I know exactly what's going to happen, though. We're going to see two people playing it, and you're like, I could do better. Oh, yeah. This is the rest of it. For sure.

Well, it needs to be a competition. It shouldn't be. better. Oh, yeah. This is the rest of it. For sure. Well, it needs to be a competition. It shouldn't be. Right. Yeah. Okay. You need to stack it up. Yeah, so we should wheel to see the pairs of people. The pairs of people, yeah.

And then we'll see who can go farthest. What a little egg on the basketball court. We can clean it up. Dude, we had 300 people on that court the other night. Dude, child, please. Come on. Child, please. Please make that your thing for a little bit.

Child, please. What's your thing, Brandon? Enough with the dick riding? Oh, the dick riding's crazy out here, little bro. That's pretty good. If he has eggs, how many eggs do you think Chaney's coming back with? One. One.

Yeah, I would also say one. Yeah, one single egg. Oh, no. You got three? Wow. How many we got? Four? I need four.

The basketball court gets all the shine. Having this state-of-the-art kitchen is going to be awesome. Four. All right, that's enough. So four. Yeah, how many of us are there? Oh, can we do the science fair one where you have to make a parachute off the building? Oh, that would be sick.

That was fun. I remember that. Can't break. I put it in a boxing glove. And did it work? No. So this is all leading up to me having Mints at my house next week for the Egg Bowl. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the thousand eggs. Thursday night he's coming over to my house for the Egg Bowl. So this will just be testing out one of the games. It will be at my goddamn house. Yeah, we do Egg Bowl Wednesday. Ben Mints in my fucking house. All right, so TJ, spin the wheel, and then we'll just have two people go on. I might kill him.

I might kill him. This will probably be more interesting than the Egg Bowl this year, right? Probably. Yeah. Probably. I'm just telling y'all right now, I might. You guys should kidnap Lane Kiffin and make him your coach. Wouldn't have to.

If he can get away from those douchebags, he'd love to do it. No chance. Huh? I texted him this morning, dude. Would you take robert what are you doing right now what dudes dude i'd take him this morning yeah what are you doing dude come on bro neil brown i'll take neil brown you take neil brown nah okay so who's the dream hire an actual dream hire no bellaichick. Don't do it.

Do it. I don't know. Dan Mullen? I already called dibs. I kind of want Kansas' coach. I want to take their coach. Okay. Yeah.

But I don't know. Would you take Robert Sala? No. What? We're not going to get a sitting NFL coach. Well, he's not going to be sitting for much longer. He usually stands, doesn't he? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

What about Urban Meyer? I would love that. I would adore that but i think what about hugh freeze a and m would no i would never do that what about shut down the fucking i'd love to do that he can shoot his ass off huh who nick saban over the hill over the hill well brian kelly no d. Deion Sanders. Killed a guy. Huh? Deion Sanders. Nah. What?

Whoa. What? Okay. I said no to like four other guys. Well, that guy committed from Colorado because he said he doesn't know if Deion will be there. Oh, decommitted? Yeah. I want Deion to be the coach.

Bama. I want him to be the coach of the Cowboys. How fucking awesome would that be? Just maximum chaos. All right, TJ, who's our first egg team? Are we going out in groups of two? We'll do 200 bucks to the winner. Woo!

And then what are we going to do to give it to chat? I did pay all the chat, including the one guy. Stephen Chase sent me everyone's Twitter handle. So I ended up paying a guy twice. I already know where this is headed. Wait, who is it? Jay. Oh, yeah. Please.

So are we doing it by numbers of tosses or distance you can get? Distance. Distance. But you have to take a step back every toss, right? Oh, I like this. JKB. JKB's a good. Shout out John Rich, engaged.

Yeah, shout out John Rich. And happy birthday tank and happy 48th to tank so uh we go on we go on one team at a time yeah and we should have like one guy on the baseline and then the other guy is the one who moves right so then no they start in the middle yeah to start in the middle each take a step back at the same time yeah but then how do you okay well you start at those green lines and then work back. Okay. I'll ask Spider if he has any tape.

We can tape where people end up. You can just tape one person if one person moved. Tech guys have tape? Are we doing 1,000 eggs next Wednesday? I think so. All right. Should we start putting together games? Yes. So we got to just figure out when we're going to tape it. Yeah, 1,000 eggs next Wednesday? I think so. All right. Should we start putting together games? Yes.

So we got to just figure out when we're going to tape it. Yeah. 1,000 eggs episode would get us canceled probably. Why? Oh, wasting food? Oh, fuck that. Peter King and his fat ass. He complains about the hot dog eating competition every year.

Loser. So what about 999 eggs? Eggs are a renewable. And one egg donated to charity? Yeah, every 100 eggs we give one to charity. Yeah. We'll give a raw egg to a homeless man. We'll give eggs to the champ. What if we did... What if instead of eggs we did, uh, we did like

female embryos? Yeah, let's just do that. Yeah. Oh. Eggs are a renewable resource. There's unlimited eggs, right? Uh, I don't know if that's a fact i mean you just have chicken coop that's on infinite eggs and don't they aren't they like in pain if they don't get rid of their yeah it's like milk it's like cow's milk did cow put on goggles kind of rec specs uh do you ever see in the in the tech room if they have like colored tape

because we're going to tape where the people end up. They're starting on the circle. We could also just hope that one of them breaks an egg on their body and then just call off the competition. Yeah. I don't want to get eggied. It would absolutely work. All right, go ahead. One or two in catches.

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Just catch it. Just deliver it. This is smashed right away. All right. I don't know if Kyle will be really good or bad. Step back, Kyle.

Yeah, Che was – that was not – That was a bug out. That was too much step for – So isn't it every step or is it every two throws a step? No, there should be steps. You should be stepping after every throw. Yeah. Every – okay.

No problem. No problem. Oh, boy. Che is – He's getting too active. yeah no problem oh boy he's getting too active he's way too panicked Kyle's got a good base yeah Kyle's I feel confident in Kyle I feel

oh my goodness oh Chase gonna clean clean how do we know where he I don't I don't even know where I don't is it true that like

dogs won't break an egg in their mouth or is that just a way an internet hoax to get people to feed their dogs I think it's like a retriever genetic

so they'd be good at this Air Bud would actually be good at this oh shit what is up with Che what are you doing? What's he shaking it for? Don't tell on yourself if you got a good egg.

I think he's saying it's hard boiled. You're going to have to move away from the hoops, too, probably. You have to go on the sideline. That's a toss. It's getting far. That sounded loud. No, Che, move away from the hoop Kyle, is that egg breakable?

That egg might not be breakable Every egg is breakable Not every egg is breakable Find me an unbreakable egg Why don't we He just can't be normal He freaks out This is going to be the break right here.

It's going to be a bad toss by Che. Oh, that's a broken egg. No. That landed hard, man. Are they backing up at all? That landed hard. They're pretty far. Why is Che at the red line and Kyle at the green line?

I know. Kyle has never fought. Oh! Runny egg Che. Oh, egg drop. Alright, I think we can just stop. Yeah, I think we're done. They both win and lose.

I don't know. Can I hold? No, we're fine. It's alright, we're good. We don't have to do anymore. Yeah, that was enough. Yeah, maybe egg day isn't a great idea. That was really just getting – No, it's a great idea. Che to have a broken egg on him was really all we wanted.

He was so nervous. Yeah. He was. He was a nervous – You had a good – You were a calm catcher. That's what you got to do. He was a nervous catcher. He was. He was a nervous, nervous little boy. You were a calm catcher. That's what you got to do. He was a nervous catcher.

He was. How mad is Che going to get when we don't do another round? He hasn't run, though. Dude. Oh, yeah. Dude. Dude. No, I actually heard that eggs are good for your skin, so this is good.

Oh, there's. Oh, you just did an ad with Che, by the way. Oh, yeah, you did an egg ad. You were on an egg commercial with Che. That's it right there. Oh, he's got to clean it up, too. Yeah, that's why I don't want to do any more. Yeah.

That really was the best outcome. Yeah. Just watching Che just look like a spaz and then having an egg break on him. Mission accomplished. You came out clean. That was pretty fun, guys. I think if you guys played yourselves, you would have different opinions on the game. Really? look like a spaz and then having an egg break on them. Mission accomplished. You came out clean. That was pretty fun, guys. I think if you guys played yourselves, you would have different opinions on the game.

Really? You think we should keep playing? Blast. Probably not. Yeah. The audience is sick. No, I mean, the sounds of egg toss is probably relaxing.

It might be. Yeah. Might hit a certain decibel Wait so you're not going to be here Friday So we can't do fellow Friday I can submit fellas I think we have another Friday in November Early Thanksgiving

Is that right? Hold on Thanksgiving is the 20 No it's the 1st So we can't double up Damn I'm out Thursday, Friday as well. What? St. Louis.

You got to run. That was pretty good, though. That was pretty good. Yeah, you won and lost. We're done with the game. A moral victory. All right. Jay's never lost

never lost alright so we gotta we gotta come up with something for we gotta do a different fellow Friday wait till you're back I think Joey and Pat

are gonna be here on Wednesday oh yeah fun with them oh yeah Pat's staying with me really and he said do you mind the sounds

of gay sex and what'd you say less than the feeling. Oh, answer. They got a live show, right? Yeah, I'm going. Yeah, where is it? Is it Joe's on Weed?

Zane? Oh, Zaney's? I think it might be at Zaney's. It's Rosemont. Rosemont Zaney's. When's their live show, Thursday? 15th, Thursday Love those guys

Pat's a really good basketball player Really good, that's what I've been told You ever been whooped by a gay guy? I told him There had to be some gays in your locker room I found out An old teammate texted me Yesterday that we apparently played Chewbacca

when he was the new Chewbacca played at Penn State. What? He texted me last night. He was like, you recognize this guy? I was like, yeah, why do I know the name? He's like, he's the Chewbacca in Star Wars. You recognize he looks like? What's his name? Junus something. He's like a four J-O-O-N.

Hang on. He's a new Chewbacca. I didn't know they crowned. I didn't see the smoke coming out of the chimney. Wait, when is the new Star Wars? Junos Suotamo. Yeah. Oh. Do you recognize this guy? Yeah, that's Chewbacca.

Seven foot tall Finn. Yeah, he just texted me last night. When is the new? We played against Chewbacca and we didn't even realize it. When is the new Star Wars? That looks like he was in Solo, which is awesome. Where are we at in Star Wars? What are they doing with that?

Who won? Has anyone won? Is it still going on? The war is still raging. War is hell. Is there any unanswered plot pieces? I've never even seen Star Wars. Not really.

Who's the king right now? I think they're fighting Ukraine right now. Who's got the belt? It's all just spinoffs. I can't even keep up. I don't have Disney Plus. I should probably watch it. I have Disney Plus, and there's a lot of them.

Yeah. There's a lot of them. I tried to watch one, but the kids didn't like it. Is it all canon? It was like the solo movie that's canon that's canon yeah what does that mean i've been one rogue one is canon what does that mean what does that mean it's part of the actual linear story i think they only retconned some some of the what are these words you're using i thought canon was like they retconned all the novels you motherfucking canon means? Yeah. Like, does this count as part of the story? Canon is official lore.

It's an official lore of the Star Wars universe. Yeah. What the fuck is retcon? Retcon means it's something that was put out, and then they recently said that actually isn't canon. Yeah. What? They retconned it.

Oh, you could just take it away? Yeah. Just take it away, yeah. I'm confused. How long are we going to do this? Do you know how, like, the cantina music, there's a cantina band. I always bring this up. You know what genre of music that's called?

George Lucas said it. Start the timer, TJ. Psycho Billy? It's called jizz. That's right. Space jazz. Space jazz. Let's see how long we can have jizz.

George Lucas said it's called jizz. Canon. Jizz? Jizz Canon. So wait, when they say it was Canon, how do you view it? It's a Canon event. That's real. Well, people are sliding that into their lexicon,

like saying, oh, that outfit was Canon. Yeah, that pussy Canon. I'm a pussy, but Canon. People are saying that pussy's Canon. People are saying Canon? Along the lines of that, yeah. Can you retcon pussies? I've been retconned.

Can you give me an example of Canon? You can retcon, yeah. A retconned Canon canon uh example would be like home alone 2 canon home alone 4 and 5 not canon not canon not part of the official not the part like that recognize that that doesn't that's not like recognized as like part of the one story got it but the first two that makes holly caulkin those are canon and then they can retcon it they can retcon it I don't know retcon what does that mean if you retcon in the canon it's a big you can retcon things

like the official Star Wars has retconned a lot of things once it's canon it's canon no you can retcon canon you can't retcon canon yeah

man this is the timer to see how long Chaney will stand out there without going that boy's not canon oh oh

look at him that's impressive. Yeah. He's in a basketball commercial right now. There he goes. He's getting frustrated. We're setting up the cameras. We got it.

I'm going over three minutes here. I don't think. No. I think that bought us a lot of time. You think so? I think so. We really just need to get into any conversation. If he looks over here and we're talking, he's not going to interrupt us.

Right. Kyle? I don't know if I can say it. Then probably don't. Give us a hint. There's a guy we used to look up to on the internet, and now there's a second. Is he retconned? Wait, what?

This is canon. This is canon? A relative of yours was active on an account, and it got too big, and he started a second. No. Doug Winoys on another account? I don't know. Sir, there's a second Winoys. Another Winoys?

Another Winoys on the internet. Oh, no. Fuck yeah. I don't know. Sir, there's a second Winoys. Another Winoys? Another Winoys on the internet. Oh, no. Uh-huh. Fuck yeah. I don't know if he wants people to know this. He got mad it got too big. Yeah, there's a second Winoys. He got mad that the first Winoys got too big?

Yeah. I actually respect that. We're not 100% sure. I will find out if it's a Winoys. The same typing style. The same typing style. A funny-ass name. His photo is...

Yeah, it's... Oh, I can't wait to find out. I like that. I hope he keeps doing it. Just grows these accounts like nah. I can't troll. I made it for the game. Yeah. You'll see that I have 20,000 followers. I can't troll from here anymore. Doug Winoy is a dude. He's like one of his old college friends.

This guy has to be two then. It's 100% him. He has like five followers. Don't say who it is. Wait, so your dad has given off crazy takes under a real guy's name? He's using that as like a secondary lure for trolling. So like they can Google and see that?

He's been found out. He has a reputation as a troll amongst different communities. So people... Yeah, that's actually a really bad place to be. You don't want to have everyone snush you snuff you out he's like the pickleball facebook page you can't post on yeah yeah that's a terrible place to uber drivers page you can't post on their snake identification snake identification yeah that's like the dude you guys follow the dude kent analytics yeah very, but he's gotten to that point where he needs to start another.

He pretends that he works for some analytics firm or owns an analytics firm, so he'll be like, Derek Carr is actually the greatest quarterback of all time, according to my advanced numbers. People get so pissed. But now he needs to find another one. He does. I think that's what he's doing it's amazing that he's doing it he's not doing it for popularity he's doing it for the love of the game yeah he's strictly for the love of the game a lot of those trolls are doing it for followers i wish

doug winoy like could see like 2010 twitter he would have thrived because now it's a lot of people who are like trying to find the people who are fucking around and point them out. People love to point them out, yeah. This is Jay. He's at four minutes. He was working on his post moves. Do you think this new account's named after one of his buddies again? I think so. He doesn't really think of new names.

I love it. I love it. Your dad's a ledge. Yeah, he has some respect in the game. Yeah. The Twitter streets talk about Doug Winoi. They do. Yeah.

He's valid. All right, should we let him do it? Do it. All right, yeah. Get him on the line, and then I'll start talking to him. All right, get on the line. We're ready to go. All right, now.

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Download GameTime. Last-minute tickets. Lowest price guaranteed. Speaking of football, did you see Brandon got the last laugh? Carmel Catholic. They lost to 6-5 Nazareth Academy. Yeah. Right, they did. You, Brandon?

Yeah. Suck it, Olin. I think they put all of their energy. I think you tapped their energy. They focused on me. You beat them. I beat them. Brandon Walker always wins in the end.

Did you talk shit? Of course I talk shit. Yeah. I think I tweeted love it. That's talking shit. That's shit. Well, I sat on that tweet for a while, and I just couldn't get my – at first it was suck it, Carmel. And then it was, suck on that.

And I just felt like the visual of saying suck it to a bunch of 17-year-olds wasn't great. Good call. So I ended up saying love it. But love it doesn't hit the same as suck it. Love it. Is there a non-sexual suck it? There is. Like, DX's suck it wasn't necessarily sexual.

Eat it's sexual. Eat it. Ah, when Shawn Michaels did it, it was sexual. Yeah, but Xbox just did it all the time Yeah, but Xbox just did it all the time. Yeah, Xbox just did it. He spammed him, right? He had like a rat. Yeah.

We weren't allowed to do that in school. Nope. No. And we still did it. That's how good of a move it was. Xbox brought nothing else to the table, and I think that was the one thing he knew. The bucking bronco. He just kept hitting the same button over and over. Yeah, but the bronco was basically just doing that in real life yeah he was

just getting somebody's face there yeah he blew his ass open with that once yeah a couple years ago i'm listening what he bucking broncoed into the turnbuckle and he had to go to the hospital because he blew his ass oh we said this on the rundown but i I told Brandon that a WWE wrestler invited me to SmackDown next week just to see what Brandon would do. And he DM'd that wrestler asking for tickets, too. So you were lying. Yes, I was lying. Oh, no. And he wasn't like a polite ask.

I'm going to need some. Brandon said, I'm going to need some, too. And he's like, what? He said, LOL. It was very believable, the guy you chose lol they're all it was very believable the guy you chose was it was very believable you chose like a third level guy and a guy who's a barstool fan and i said i dm'd him i said hey you want to come check out the chicago office he said yeah i'd love to i'll be there that friday i said well cool i'm gonna need some tickets

would you have dm'd him if i didn't tell you i got tickets from him no i would not have i absolutely would not have but that's a big week aew is here wednesday Would you have DM'd him if I didn't tell you I got tickets from him? No, I would not have. I absolutely would not have. But that's a big week. AEW's here Wednesday. SmackDown's here Friday. And then I'm probably not going to be able to go to Survivor Series on Saturday now because of football.

But then Ben Mintz is at your house next weekend, right? I'm going to go AEW Wednesday night, Ben Mintz Thursday night, SmackDown Friday, college football Saturday. And it could have been Survivor Series. Is he staying over? He probably will end up just like staying him yeah i'm gonna walk upstairs when it's over however long it takes him to see himself out we'll be fine i don't anticipate it being soon um you say goodbye to him i'm planning for him to get lost down there i don't know i'll i'll say hey man good luck and that'll be it. He's going to end up falling through your ceiling. We're not going to do the –

His legs. I don't think we're going to do the egg bet. We're going to do a different kind of bet this year where maybe it's a little bit more humiliating for me because I know I'm going to lose. Vince is going to launch up from the basement through your kitchen. Yeah. He's going to break through that, the floor.

Yeah. I don't know. I just feel – I'm scared like I'll open my fridge late at night and he'll just be sitting in there. In the floor. Yeah. I don't know. I just feel – I'm scared, like, I'll open my fridge late at night and he'll just be sitting in there. In the fridge. Yeah. Are grapes poisonous to him? Do you have to, like, keep those up?

Dog. Mince his leg. His body. He drank some antifreeze. TJ, you want to keep it running and we'll let him run and then we'll just tell him his time? All right, let's go. What are you waiting on, dude?

He's getting antsy. Yeah, dude. All right. All right, dude. Three. Get on the line, dude. Three, two, one, go. Let's just not tell him his time.

Dude, this is – He always runs so slow. He's so slow and he just – He still runs past the line so much. He stomps so slow. And he just stomps. He still runs past the line so much. He stomps so hard. This is the big stomp right here. Yeah, when he goes to full court. He would save time if he didn't pass the line.

Or stomp. I mean, he's at fucking 10 minutes. Oh, I threw a ball at him. That probably was the best one. That was his best, I think a ball at him. That probably was the best one. That was his best, I think. 10-12. It was like 27-28, I think. Wait, let's say it was his best.

Where'd he go? This looks like a lost number. Yeah. Wait, Steven. 10 minutes, 12 seconds. I bet you can't do a cartwheel. Oh. No, you can't. No you can't do a cartwheel. Oh.

No, you can't. No, that's not a cartwheel. No, he has a point there. It was a bad cartwheel. 10 minutes, 12 seconds. Bad cartwheels round off. What? That was your time. Look.

Kyle, can you do a cartwheel? Gotcha. I don't know. Yeah, we did. We started at the minute you went out on the court. Can anybody in this building that's a man do a cartwheel? A what? A full, nice cartwheel.

Oh, fuck. Chef Donnie can. Who can do the best cartwheel? I guess we've got to rate our cartwheels. I want to see Zod's cartwheels. I want to see your cartwheel. Bad. Back when I wasn't fat, I could just keep going.

You're not fat. You could just keep going. Later, guys. Just a perfect circle. It was more efficient than walking. One perfect cartwheel. Oh, there. It went the other way.

Why'd you say guy? Is there something inherent about about i think women can cart wheel better than us yeah most naturally i would assume the way here he goes wow oh oh that was a good ass cartwheel damn that's a lot of activity on the front end too brandon can you cartwheel i cannot i've never been able to cartwheel even when i was in shape i couldn't cartwheel i don't even understand how to cartwheel i can't either i start going down i don't understand what needs to go where yeah my body doesn't work like that kb can definitely kb can cartwheel i don't think i'm not flexible

i bet spider can oh mince he can cartwheel oh mince yeah what's mince well i definitely want to see him try he's putting on his jacket. You think he'd screw himself into the ground? Wait, who's that? Spider can carve. Spider, can you carve? Is that Rudy? Is Rudy dead?

Is Rudy sleeping? Where? Right there in that chair. Oh, shit. Someone's sleeping in the green room right now? Oh, you're about to get woken up by the second act of life. Who is that? That's Rudy.

Oh, he's on his phone. Oh, what's he looking at? Oh my god. I want to see him zooming in on a pair of titties. Who is sleeping in the green room? I don't know. People keep saying that there was a deleted tweet on Viva. Are you serious? Smokes is asleep in the green room right now?

I wouldn't put it past him. What do you mean, TJ? People keep saying in chat who is sleeping in the green room. There was a deleted tweet off of People keep saying in chat who was sleeping in the green room. There was a deleted tweet off of Viva that said that someone was sleeping in the green room. Should we go check?

Yeah, do we have a camera in the green room? Oh, that was not Rudy, by the way. That was Smokes. Oh, that's not Rudy. That's Smokes. My goodness.

He doesn't wear a hat. He looks like a sticky bandit. What is going on with him? Something bad is happening. Holy shit. Smokes! That's what he's... Hey, Smokes!

Smokes, come here! Smokes! He's pissed. Oh, my God. Word. Let's see him put on a smile. We need a Smokes theme song. What are you doing out there, Smokes?

I'm dying. Why are you dying? Are you sick? Oh, he's got AIDS still. He has AIDS. Oh, I forgot about the AIDS. He does still have AIDS. He should go home oh he's got aids still he's he does still have a should go home nikki smokes what's he doing he's just wandering around absolutely blew up nick's spot on the on the uh stream yesterday oh yeah it was a lie it was a wild he's like who was that girl from this weekend he's like no i think he said how said how did it end up with that girl you were macking on? Yeah, one of those.

And he, this is like he had a big hickey on his neck. Yeah. What's he doing? Oh, Mincy looks hot. Mincy looks cool. He looks smooth and he has good posture. What is going on? Like smooth as in feel? Do you see how he put his jacket on with no hiccups? Mincy looks...

I thought he was going to get fucked up in that. He put it on so smoothly. He looks hot right now. What's up with that? What is he doing? I was just wondering. That's what he does. What is going on up there?

No, he's not. No, he's not. There's something weird going on up there. Noxious gas? There's got to be a gas leak. Mincy just looked like he had to send the saddest text ever. Everyone looked like an album cover. He put his hand to his mouth like, I got to break the news.

Everyone is, yeah, what happened? Ima's dead. What happened? She's a great girl. She's just not the one for me. You have to have the courage. I hate, yeah. Tell her that.

God, I know it's going to hurt her. This got deleted? Guess which barstool sportsman played it. Maybe it was uncensored and then they brought it back up. It is a weird ass sensor. Yeah, what it... Yeah, it looks like a spider stroking a huge cod. A giant cod.

Who... Okay, who's wearing... What are we looking? Is that a leg? I don't know. Is that a bare leg? It's like Japanese porn. What is going on right now?

That upstairs is quite a scene. Well, smoke's coming. There he is. What's wrong with you? Are you okay? Are you sick? What is going on right now? That upstairs is quite a scene. Well, Smoke's coming. There he is. What's wrong with you? Are you okay? Are you sick? It took you a long-ass time to get down here. Smoke, if you're sick, go home.

Yeah, man. We need a school nurse here. Yeah, we do. Are you sick? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? Oh, no. You have rapid-onset AIDS.

I don't know if I'm sick, if I have diabetes, if I have chlamydia, if I have AIDS. Those are all sicknesses. What is going on? I don't have chlamydia. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? It could still be AIDS. Remember what happened on Friday and you saw me in the gambling cave?

Yeah. Bro, the same thing happening again. You can't see again? You're blurry? Well, I was blurry, but now it's just like I have this fucking pound in my head. And if I tip one way, I feel like I'm lopsided. You have vertigo? Yeah.

I don't even know what that is. What's vertigo? Stick out your tongue. Don't break the eggs. All right. You're not having a stroke. No. It's like a constant sinus, but then I blow my nose and nothing comes out.

And I didn't go out last night. I didn't do anything. You lay in bed all day? Go home right now. Go home and sleep. I'm a working man. You're not doing anything. There's nothing you're doing.

Yeah, they took a picture of me taking a nap in my loft. Yeah. How much sleep did you get this weekend? It was him. Not a lot, honestly. Go home and get some sleep. Yeah. All right.

Be ready to go tomorrow. Check your email in the morning. Get back at it tomorrow, but go to sleep. It's to your right. It's under the mic. Where's Mince going? I need a camera on him at all times. I need you to go get some rest.

Did you take care of your benefits? Oh, fuck. I have to do that today. I have to do that today. Oh, it's today, last day? Yeah, I think so. Oh, it's the last day? Should I go to a minute clinic or just go home and sleep?

Go home and sleep. I think it's to the 17th. If you wake up tomorrow and you're still sick, then we'll figure it out. All right. All right. Thank you, guys. You're dismissed. Are you doing anything, buddy?

I like the idea. The smoke's like, I feel like absolute dog shit, but I got to work. And he comes in here and just sleeps. Does nothing. I'm a working man. I'm a working man. That's content. Yeah.

He's just fucking like, man, another hard day at the office. Had to go in there and sleep it off. Him and Mintz here just doing laps around each other. The carpet's about to have like a path. Like bears at the zoo have a path that they walk. Mintz looks like he's making plans to go somewhere. Making plans. Oh, he's probably going to my office.

I think he really is. Is he in? Yeah, is there another camera? He was at Ole Miss Georgia this weekend. He's perfectly behind. Yeah, what? He was at Ole Miss Georgia this weekend, Mincy. Oh, he was. Bigger college football fan than Brandon. He goes to all the games. Damn.

He gets to enjoy it more. Damn. He does really get to enjoy college football. Really gets to enjoy it. Loves it. Goes all over the country, yeah. When's his first day here? When does he start? I don't know. At Barstow.

I know we rehired him. Wake up Mincy's December. Okay. Late December. Can't wait to get him in the mix. Oh, that'd be great if Wake Up Mincy did his. Can't wait until he starts working here. His comeback right before the two-week break.

Oh, that would be perfect, Mincy. Just getting the ball rolling. Brandon and I were at TCU this weekend. That place looks like a movie set. It does. It's insane. TCU? Yes.

Well, Nick was there. Yeah. You went there? Yeah. Like, the campus? I went there for the championship. Blattman sat there instead of Georgia. The campus looks like a movie set.

But it was... In a good way. You agree it was dead, right? It was dead. It was weird. But it looks like Pleasantville. It was incredible. It looked like every time you see a college campus in a brochure, that's TCU.

Beautiful place. Fort Worth, is it cool? Yeah. It is cool. I heard it was pretty cool. I liked it. It's aCU. Yeah. Beautiful place. Fort Worth, is it cool? Yeah. It is cool. I heard it was pretty cool. I liked it. It's a cool town. Dallas, Fort Worth.

But it's not Dallas. Forty minutes apart. Okay. Like, Dallas is like a metropolis. I'm a big Dallas guy. Fort Worth is a cowboy town. Dallas. A lot of cowboy hats.

A lot of cowboy hats. Like, you can see some horses. Like, real ones, too. They have, like, a cool part of town that's just been lost in time. Like yeah it's like an old town. Cobblestone.

Yeah. A lot of good rappers coming out of there. Really? Big X the plug. Mexican O.T. Big X the plug. I thought that was

extra time. Make your head bop. Geographically not a great area. Nothing to gawk at. Yeah. No bodies of water or elevation. Just space.

Just space. Oh, will you be joining us on the stream for Michigan-Ohio State? No. Okay. We're going to Ann Arbor for it. Oh, you're going up to Ann Arbor? Yeah.

I got family in town for Thanksgiving. Yeah? Yeah. Big Ev is going to take the to Ann Arbor? Yeah. I got family in town for Thanksgiving. Yeah? Yeah. Big Ev is going to take the brunt of it. Yeah. I'm not really good at the streams anyway. Because I do care, but I don't care. Putting me next to Big Ev, I just look like a fraud of a fan.

Yeah. Yeah, Buckeye Brandon's bigger. Yeah, Buckeye Brandon probably loves the Buckeyes more than I do. I'm ready. Brandon hiding in the bushes was an awesome time. Can we pull that clip up? You're just trying to eat your plate. Dave, we were sitting on the bus.

We arrived. It was like maybe fourth quarter Penn State, Michigan. I was sitting eating, and Dave was like, where's Brandon? I was like, he's somewhere out there. And he went just like, I've never seen Dave move that fast. And it was basically like a five-al alarm fire because all the camera guys also followed him they all just jumped up and and sprinted out he ran right past me i was behind the bush i got ratted out is he here look at this

whole body's moving all i said was was Brandon's not gonna come in here. Where the fuck are Brandon? Brandon! I heard that and I started hiding. This way. What a fucking coward. Somebody throws you under the bus here, no? I've seen he does. I- You walked right past him. I just slid right behind him, yeah.

I didn't hear you there either but I didn't put my plate down for some reason where look at Dave Rudd You fucking pussy. You fucking A-C. Yeah, you eat. We didn't even have to fucking roll the ball. Body left, body right. What are you talking about? How did you drop your foot? We ain't going to fucking get you. Now, fuck I, Brandon. Run.

You're just getting accosted. It didn't matter to us. Our coach and all of you are fucking there. I'm just trying to fucking eat. And then we come fucking ram it down your throat. Oh, yeah, you beat Penn State. Yeah, you beat Penn State. Who'd you pick?

Huh? Who'd you pick? I don't remember. Yeah, exactly. Fuck I, Brandon. Doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. Buckeye Brandon. Doesn't matter. Signals don't matter when you just fucking muscle somebody. Manny Diaz doing the signal thing.

Stuck it up his ass. Oh, you missed the best part was the end. Oh, what happened? Oh, it cuts off. But then they ask you, like, what do you have to say? And you're like, who won? Right. Yeah, yeah.

I don't know. Who won? That cracked me up. Oh, Buckeye brand. It's like, what'd I miss? What do you do if they win it all? I don't know. Yeah.

I'll have to come up with a game plan. I have a blood oath. I'm not going to be able to call them cheaters. So I might just have to. I don't know. What's the blood oath? Is it the one he offered? I can't call them cheaters so i might just have to i don't know what's the blood oath i can't offered i can't call them cheaters if they win the national but they're not gonna win the national title that's ridiculous they're not gonna win the national title also

that barbecue that we got catered hyams barbecue unbelievable game uh how many restaurants are you in the pocket of i'm not in the pocket of hyams i am you know brandon it's not as good as like antioch pizza shop which has eight locations in the northwest suburbs but it it is it was delicious there was a chance that michigan that game wasn't over right when he did that because then no it wasn't they just scored they and there was like a skosh of hope that that could be an all-time i think it was 24 to 9 with four minutes left yeah are. Are you nervous? Scotia's a great word, by the way. Scotia's a great word.

Am I nervous? Yeah. For what? The Michigan-Ohio State game? Yeah. Not any more or less than usual. I don't know. I think, like, for being the number one team in the country

and undefeated and having the best player in college football, it is bizarre that Ohio State has been given basically zero chance by. Did Jake Daniels transfer to? Which I like. I think that's where you want to be. Rational take. Boring. Yeah.

Come with something spicy. Come on. I think the idea that, yeah, somehow we have zero shot is – that's a good place to be in a rivalry. No, yeah, that's crazy. When you have a roster full of NFL players, that's a good spot to be. I do think when Ohio State beat Penn State, a lot of the talk was, oh, these two teams were both garbage,

and Michigan beat Penn State, and they're all of a sudden incredible. I think that's an actual – Well, you're talking about Dave Portnoy. I'm talking about more than Dave. I'm like nationally. Who else talked about them as being incredible? Just Dave and other people, mostly Dave. I mean, it was impressive to just not throw a pass.

Impressive or weird? It's weird. It's weird, but also impressive. They had 200 yards of offense. But I wouldn't put it past Harbaugh being like, let's not throw. Well, he wasn't there. He couldn't have coached. Right, but he told them before.

Don't pass the ball. That's like physical domination. Yeah, exactly. It's just the ramming down your throat. Yeah. So they were running on like third and seven? Third and ten. They were running every, they ran 28.

Was it like working? Yeah, 28 rushes, zero passes. It was, but I think like, to Brandon, your point, like, if it was really running it down their throat, they would have scored like 56 points. Right. It was a one score game for four minutes left in the game. They ran 44 times for 200 yards.

Like, that's not great. Sounds like you're on that cope shit, little bro. I'm not on – Don't little bro. Don't little bro. Enough with the meat riding. Yeah, come on, dude. Meat riding is crazy out here, little bro.

I missed my – I was supposed to – I had one for Saturday. I forgot to say it. What was it going to be? I had to tell Dave – I was actually from KB. I had to tell Dave, I was actually from KB. I had to tell Dave, you're out here doing tricks on it, bro. This is the new – that's what they're saying. Someone will just, like, defend somebody with a rational take,

and the comment will be, you're doing tricks. What? You're glazing. If you show an ounce of enthusiasm, you're doing tricks. Yeah, you're doing tricks. He's doing tricks like you're riding something. You're riding it so extravagantly. Yeah. You're doing heel flips on the cock.

Oh, yeah. I guess I got to do that to him in Michigan. That'll be something. I will say having Brandon and Big Ev as my Buckeye bedfellows is not a great spot to be in. I mean, it's a pretty good cover for you. It's a great cover. It's not great when I'm like, I come to work and I'm like,

I would love to talk to somebody about this Ohio State team, and then it's you two just staring back at me. Well, Big Ev is an unenviable spot that he has to like, he has to like ratchet it up to match Dave's energy. Right. You know what I mean? Like he can't, he can't cower to Dave. So he has to go crazy in his own right big ev can't physically hide in a bush yeah brandon yeah i don't know i've just never been that way as a sports fan like i i think the idea

of being sure of something going into a game is fucking insane oh yeah no that's absolutely insane no no yeah no i can't i've never once, we're going to beat the fuck out of them. I don't know. To be honest, those were great hiding bushes, though. They were. You look calm, man. Speaking of hiding bushes. Yep.

TJ? Uh-oh. Look at that segue. That was really good. I know what I'm talking about. This guy's a pro. This is just – we're not even spinning the wheel. This is TJ today, right?

TJ's playing Fortnite. He's going to win for us. Show us how to do it, man. Only if it's the OG Island, though, which I think is back in Fortnite now. All right. TJ, are you better than me at fortnight you think i am okay second page

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You're going to want to check out the OG Island. It's back in Fortnite now. Hey, where are we dropping, boys? No, do that one with a little bit more pizzazz. Hey, where are we dropping, boys? Hey, Hey, where are we dropping, boys? Hey, boys, where are we dropping? Boys, boys, boys.

One quick cue. Where are we dropping? We're dropping. Where am I dropping? Where are we dropping, boys? Where are we dropping? Where are we dropping, boys? Where are we dropping?

Boys, talk to me. Talk to me, boys. Where are we dropping, boys? Where are we dropping, boys? Boys, talk to me. Talk to me, boys. Where are we dropping, boys? Where are we dropping, boys? This is the only thing we're allowed to say. Where are we dropping 18 plus adults? No comma. No comma. Where are we dropping, boys?

Where are we dropping, boys? 18 plus? But adult boys. Adult boys. Adult boys adult boys where we drop in would you rather be a 40 year old virgin or a 20 year old virgin for a month what oh this is actually a better question yeah i think i would go for you can deal with fortnight be yourself the screen and we are about to play it with TJ Hitchings leading the way. I've been playing Fortnite all weekend.

How'd you do? Me and Sas caught dubs. Me and Maresh and Rudy caught dubs. Just a dub weekend over there. Sounds like they were catching dubs. When you catch dubs, plural, it's like you both won it individually or as a team somehow. As a team, yeah. You can do teams.

Yeah, you can do duos, trios, squads. Solos are, you know, not for me. Man, I hear the other people that live in my house playing Fortnite, and they get excited. Once that headset comes on. They get excited. Is Tommy nice with it? He is.

Adult Tommy? Yeah, he's good. Well, he's over 14, Tommy. Over 14, Tommy's nice with it. Yeah, big boys, right? Yeah. A 40-year-old, I think. And I just come in there, and I'm like, where are we dropping, boys?

I think it's 40. Get out, Dad! Your boy's dropping tilted? Get out! Damn, take that chug jug. I hate you dad Your kids ever say they hate you? Not yet Not yet

Close It's coming I've never said I hated my parents Oh I've definitely said Never have I don't know if I've ever been told That someone hated me Lucky Damn No one's ever said I hate you I don't know if I've ever been told that someone hated me.

Lucky. Damn. No one's ever said, I hate you. I hate you, Kyle. Yeah, you protect yourself from hatred nicely. Both of you do. Yeah, it's like a fear. No, I put myself out there.

Kyle's unhatable. Do you have haters on the internet? Because you guys are like two of the most beloved people the most hated i've ever seen you nick was someone tweeted me once being like enough with the q zips really yeah and i was like wait what damn that's like my that's a crazy thing to get upset about that's my main bit yeah that's why I'm here today serious right it was like the funniest thing to fucking use it guy off the show oops they're just sick of you saying q-zips please get that gosh darn the dang q-zip darn it yeah hella blue Where did my sins go? Oh, no. Did you fall out?

Oh, they want him off camera. Okay. I'm hungry. Are we on camera right now? TJ, guaranteed dub? TJ, are you guaranteeing a dub? You want me to play for a dub, or or you want me to play for a show? Oh. I want you to play for a dub in the beginning.

We'll see how the pacing is. Do some tricks on it, little bro. Wait, are you saying you'll hide like a B word? Hot. And then if I run into somebody, I run into somebody. Or I could land safe and win the game. What would you rather me do? Hot drop.

Hot drop. Hot drop. Let us tell you where to go. See if you can win doing the hot drop. What would be embarrassing for you, TJ? Because that's what I'd like to root for. Losing. Worse than that.

Right away. Losing it all. Losing it all is embarrassing. I'm going to be embarrassed if I lose. TJ is cracked at this game. Yeah, you are. This competition is going to be so piss poor compared to what he's used to. Correct.

Come on, TJ. TJ. So when is the last live yak before Thanksgiving? Tuesday. Okay. So we should try to do... I got to figure out our schedule this week. We should dress like pilgrims and natives. It's been the wheel to see who gets...

See who gets what? Smallpox. Ard. Okay. TJ's in. Are you being a girl? What? What?

Wait, what? Can you floss? No. No flossing? We don't have that email. We don't have that email? That was only available in 2018. What can you a floss? No flossing We don't have that email The flossing was available in 2018 TJ you better be able to win if you don't win I'm gonna be disappointed How long does it take to win?

Are you got this? Wait this is where you got dropped? No, this is the lobby. Can you, uh... We gotta chill out, man. Do something cocky. Yeah. Wait, move over one more. Move over a skosh more.

Skosh. Drop now. Hot drop. Hot drop. Wait. Oh! Damn, he... Dang, he is nice.

Is this the coolest part of the game? Yeah What if you don't hit the parachute? Do you just die? It auto opens Good gear we were carrying all that metal. I don't see any bulls. Oh My gosh Oh, you went to that where were your seats Kyle sir I was hopping in the front Did you know all that was there is the chest there every time yep, oh

This is oh gee so you know everything? Really? Oh, you can just do that to the floor? Damn. How much ammo do you have right now? It would have been so much different if you knew that. Yeah, no one told me all that. What?

Is that a chug chug? No. So how much stuff do you have right now? A shotgun, an SMG, an AR, bandages, and impulse grenades. What do bandages do? Give you 15 health first. What? Alright, are you thirsty now? I need some shields.

Do you have any Gatorades? No. Nobody locks their doors? It's really dark. Are you thirsty now? Do you have any Gatorades? Nobody locks her doors. It's really dark. It's not usually like that pick that up He's a green one. Oh, there's great You're going too fast. Chug. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. That is a big jug. Oh yeah. What is this? Wow. Oh.

That's... Okay. Wait, what is this? Chug jug. What are you doing? I'm gonna do a full shield and full health. But you already had full health, didn't you? Yeah, but I need a full shield.

So now no one can kill you. What? We're going to the ceiling? So dark. So what? What's going on? Now we're going to go kill people? Yeah, we're going to look around.

Find some bowls. That's a nice part. Some bulls. Bulls? Some bulls. What's a bull? A bull is like a... Why'd you drop your impulse? Do you have everything in the game right now?

You unlocked everything. I will actually take the impulse back. That's what I thought. Good play. I need some mobility. What do you mean mobility? GG's. I'll just let you do this.

Oh! It doesn't hurt you? Shock waves do if you take fall damage. Right. But you just wasted one. You just got one back. Oh! Score goal! Oh, a little messy. Score goal! Yeah, score goal. TJ.

No! No! He's entering the box. Score goal. Oh no. Oh no. Soccer physics are a little iffy. It's going in. It's a goal! It does something. TJ Hitchens. That's funny.

How'd we land it here? Where'd they go? I don't know. I guess everywhere else. That makes sense. How many people are left? Non-sarcastically answer. It sounded very funny.

86. 86. 86. 86. 86. 86. 86. 86. 86. 86. 86. 86. Why would they go How many people are left non sarcastic answer sound 86 an answer left

So they could just all be killing each other right now Got him with an SMG. You're already full of everything. So this is season 6 of the OG map cycle. We're going to season 7 later this week. The snowy Christmas map. Oh let's go. We gotta find dudes here. Is there a new ninja? Like who's the man at streaming Fortnite now?

TJ's becoming that now. Fortnite's super competitive based now. Like there's not... Yeah. This has like brought a bunch of people back into the game though. People are saying go to Tilted? What is tilted? That's like the popular area.

The main hot spot on the map. And you know exactly where it is? Yep. We'll just climb that. How have you not seen it? Llama! Who's a llama? Who's a llama? What's a llama?

Oh yeah. There any fish in that water? You can fish in later seasons. Fish are chapter two. Are you Bubba Gump right now? He's Bubba Gumping us. Oh! Are you Bubba Gump right now? He's Bubba Gumping us. Oh. Did you get on there?

What? Oh, this is awesome. All right, do tricks on it. Oh. Oh, it's on. Yep. Yep, he's dead. Holy shit.

He's dead. Wow. Hey, bye. TJ. My boy's nice with it. Can you get in the cars? Back to the lobby. You can get in the cars in Chapter 2.

Chapter 2. Thanks, Nick. Unless you can get in the ATKs. Chapter 2. Everything's in Chapter 2. Yeah, but we're going to get to Chapter 2 eventually, right? They have hoverboards in this. In this?

Yeah, this is the season where you got hoverboards, ATKs, squad crashers. Can you get in that golf cart? Yeah. ATK, all terrain carts. Oh, this rules. Can you run people over? Yeah, you can bounce over. You can also bounce over the top of it like this.

What? See, Titus didn't know that either. Yeah. You're at a huge disadvantage. You're telling me. He could have told you. I want to see TJ win. 70 left.

Kyle, is this giving you the itch? I have the itch to watch it. I like watching good players. Yeah, I've been watching Twitch and TikTok live. Yeah, watching good players is awesome, I've been watching like Twitch and TikTok live. Yeah, watching good players is awesome. Oh, get him. Get him boy. Jeez. Wasted. Heck yes.

Oh my word, this is easy. Golly jeepers, you're good. What's the most guys you've killed in a game you've won? I mean this guy doesn't have any chance. What is he thinking? This rules. It's getting dark. If he wins, we all win, right?

Yeah. Whoa. Oh, yeah, never mind. So is being the last one standing the only objective or just the main objective? Only. I guess the real objective is like the fun we had along the way. Okay, yeah. Friendships, making friends.

So I'm guessing if you're streaming you're also trying to get some style points. Right, yeah. Do tricks on it. Fortnite is the type of game where you become friends with your friend's friends. If they play a lot, you play a lot with them. All of a sudden, you're best friends with your roommate's college buddy. Do you have any like that that you haven't met yet? Oh, I got soldiers. Have you ever met an Xbox friend in person?

No, I have not. Actually, I have once. When Rutgers was in the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville, I have one. What? Stop. Nice. How was it? Let's go. You're killing somebody from a long way away. And him, DJ. Yup. Oh. That was Mr. Pimp. My gamer homies are probably watching right now

yeah shout them out Nick, Andrew wait did you ever do like a meet up with him in real life yeah in Jacksonville oh that's right you ever see those videos on TikTok where it's like the gamers uniting yeah they've played Xbox for 10 years together. Never have seen each other.

They're just two huge dudes. Always. How close are we to winning? 59 people left. That's a lot. He's low on AR ammo. So, are there any people that 59 that are just hiding?

Probably. That's, that's, that's baloney. That's baloney. That's what I was gonna say. Oh, hoverboard! What? Yep. Let's go. Can it go up like the cliff face what yeah? You backflip what you can back flip can't do six tricks. Oh busted

Sorry buddy. Oh wait you can shoot on the hoverboard. Oh no TJ's cracked Oh Okay, okay, okay TJ Did you take some damage? TJ drink get the chug jug There you go I Mean it's got to be the worst feeling to just be hanging out and then all of a sudden TJ shows up on this hoverboard

What happens when the timer goes out? Yeah up on this hoverboard what happens when the timer goes out so there's a storm that purple ring yeah the map is getting progressively smaller as the game goes on to squeeze you all together so that the map is currently the zone's moving right now for the next minute 30 and then it'll go to that white circle and then you'll see that what the next zone looks like so did you ever get caught yeah in the zone can't get caught you move slow. If you're in the purple, it ticks your health away. So you have to... But you're good. Yeah, I'm in the middle right now. Oh.

Chicken jug. Cracked. Yep. That's nine. Nine. Just kill somebody outside an arcade? Dang. What was that? You leveled up?

I guess so. I guess so. How many people? Where's the number? 44. Oh, I see it now. Right now what I'm looking at is that there's like a compass at the top of the screen and How many people? Where's his number? 44. Oh, I see it now. Ain't no way you can get up that.

Shoot, you're in the storm no those guys are fighting tj just came over and killed them both you ended it yeah you stopped the violence yeah you actually yeah you're a great diplomat whoa go off You stop the violence. Yeah, you actually, yeah, you're a great diplomat. Whoa. Go off. So do you use those grenades for hurting people or for getting around faster? It's just getting around faster. You can, like, you can use them offensively.

You can go and, like, steal an enemy and send them into the storm or something. Or off a cliff. But, uh. Dude, how many kills is this? This is crazy. Thirteen. How many did Che have? One.

Stiff competition. I think Titus had three. I had fourteen, I thought. You had fourteen, I think. I thought I had fourteen. And then we just lost internet connection. Yeah. But TJ's doing pretty well. It's a cool fort. I had 14, I thought. You had 14, I think. Yeah, I thought I had 14. And then we just lost internet connection. Yeah. Yeah. Well, TJ's doing pretty well. It's a cool fort.

Boom. Body out of yadda. Oh! Oh, man. One shot. Yep. Oh, don't do it. In the mitt. Gritty on his grave

I feel like you have so much stuff TJ Thanks I don't know if it was compliment. Was that you mean like literally or like his bag is deep bag Yeah, he's got a deep bag that TJ don't have range Dynamite oh no, what is that dynamite Oh my gosh. It's 18. This is awesome. I know. I want to be able to do this.

How many people left? I don't think I could ever be able to do this. I don't think so. Where's the number of how many people left? 26 underneath the map. Oh, okay. I see. Come on.

Finish him. Yep. 20 bomb. 20 bomb. Let's go, kid. Let's go, kid. 23. Or is that 21?

21 23 left Um TJ people are saying They're AI bots That you're killing And this actually isn't impressive Oh no

Cry? What? Consider crying Consider crying There's your answer There's your answer people Cope Consider it Consider crying? Consider crying. There's your answer. There's your answer, people. Cope.

Consider it. Yeah, some people are saying you're not cracked at all. That was a mistake by that person. Back to the lobby. Yeeeah. I think I can play this for the rest of my life and never win. Yeah. That's how it felt at the beginning. It took a very, very long time to get one so that it used to kill your soul when you had to watch bad barstool players 15 left.

What's the clock? It says 30 seconds. In 34 seconds, the zone will start moving. The zone will start moving in 30 seconds. Yeah. Oh, can you play golf? Got it. Get a few putts in. But I don't have the emote.

You don't have the golf emote? No, I do. I'll rake the trap, dude. Bad. Oh, look. That's Brandon's dad's trailer. No, it was a little bit more burned out than that. It was older. I mean, you have one, but...

Did it drive? Huh? It was able to drive? No, it was really just for cover. He just needed a place to go do his cocaine. What he did was he kept it in the wheel well. Oh, sorry. I didn't say that on the sheet.

That's my fault. Bush. You can't get me started on that. Yeah, no, that's my fault. There we go. Look, there's Brandon in the bushes. Bush boy. Penn State just lost another game.

What happened? Is that the same one? It's what? The same one. The trailer. Rocket AR ammo. How many we got left? 13 TJ? If you don't win against these bots you're a loser. Gamer card revoked. Seems like he's

pretty winning though. No it feels like he's pretty winning though. No, it feels like he's gonna win. Something bad could happen. Somebody's rocking out here. Yeah, what is Mincy? Rush? No. Oh, can you get on that?

Oh. Grappler. TJ, show us upstairs. Lazy. Is this Boston? It might be Boston. Really rocking out somewhere. I have to go find out.

Yeah, who is that? Nice. I'm going to guess construction work. Yes. Yes! Seven. Frank, can you tell them to turn it off? A 30-piece incoming.

Can you tell them to turn it off if you find them? 30 piece incoming pop-up see Ellen oh my word Oh, you're choking. Yes! Six to go. TJ, what are your odds of winning? Pretty good. Chef Donnie rocking out? What's the win probability chart saying? 99.99% DJ. Yes.

100% chance of Virginia getting them. Is that a Yeti? Oh my god. Yeah, it's Trog. Trog? Yeah. No Trog. Trog.

What about, what about... He's a Yeti. Do you like Trog? He's pretty chill, I guess. He's kind of got a chill vibe. That makes sense. Who don't you like? Von Kaiser?

Soda Popinski. I like the goofy skins. I got a skin that's like a big candy cane. I got a skin that's a stack of pancakes. I got Durr Burger's like a big candy cane. I got a skin that's a stack of pancakes I have Durr Burger, Tomato Head Sure You have Peely? Finish it TJ

I got a couple Peelys yeah What's most popular? Peely in a tuxedo maybe Got him Let's go One more Let's go One more

Yeah! Did it Great work Let's go. Let's go. One more. Yeah. Did it. Great work. Let's go, TJ. What an performance. Go, TJ. Great job. That's my TJ.

All those AI bots had no idea what to do. That's my TJ. Never a skosh of doubt. Oh, he's getting his photo. I got a photo from the Snapchat store. Heck yes. Good job, TJ. Heck yes. Heck yes.

You couldn't beat Mike Tyson in 12 hours. 33 kills. What does that tell you, Titus? It tells me that he's better at this game than Mike Tyson punch out. Agreed. That's Fortnite. Good job, TJ. Great job, TJ.

Let's play tonight, TJ. all right tomorrow are we gonna play that basketball dodgeball that game looks like it hurts yeah it does and you get hit if you miss which you know doesn't really look like a game so much as just a mechanism to throw balls at each other yeah which is kind of exactly what a yak game is. I'm not really sure there's a score or rules. It's just like... You got all the dorks in there going crazy for TJ. Yeah. They're going to rage tonight.

Yeah. Some C4. Stay up way past their bedtime. Heck. You all right, Nick? I just started going crazy. Oh, no. Is that Nick syndrome?

Oh, you got the A. Uh-oh. Yay. Folks. The n Nick syndrome? Oh, you got the AIDS. Uh-oh. Yay. Folks. All our nips are down. Smoke sat right there. Okay. Coughed all over you.

People said diabetes, chlamydia, AIDS. No chance it's chlamydia. He, like, knew it wasn't that. Oh, no, Nick. Damn, Nick. What's happening? Zombie outbreak. Everybody turns into smokes. Damn Nick What's happening? Zombie Outbreak Everybody turns into smokes

We all wake up in a week And we're just all Mickey smokes Dumping sack I'm good Alright Good Hollering at bitches

Alright Wow You're good You're good You're good You're good You're good You're good

You're good You're good You're good You're good You're good You're good There's some bitches over there. What do you think?

Yeah, I want to have sex with them. Oh, shit. Oh, no. No. I'm turning into him. TJ, you want to spin the wheel? Wait, did you just call those women bitches? Oh! Oh!

Look at Chuck walking with a purpose. Walking with a purpose. Walking with a purpose. What up? You and Chuck are boys. Yeah, we lived together for two years. That's right. I forgot about that.

Egg broke. Who do we got tonight? I can't make it You got invited though? Yes Lived with him He invited you? Yes Verbal?

I got the Evite Oh okay Yeah I think that's official Okay good that's official It wasn't just verbal Okay Okay Who's tonight Who do we got tonight? Oh, okay. Yeah, I think that's official. Okay, good. That's official. It wasn't just verbal. Okay. Okay.

Who do we got tonight? Bill's Broncos. Yeah. So, I'm not betting Bill's first touchdown. They have too many touchdown scores. Right? Yeah. Go Cortland Sutton.

I like that. I'm off for two weeks why yesterday was heartbreak what happened almost won like two grand that's tough oh you lost out on tyler boyd right he came down to tyler boyd for one and then chargers money wait didn't tyler boyd drop one yeah oh the easiest pass yeah i hadn't any time touched on Partley. And he just... And Bengals' money line was in there. Oh, that one hurts bad. Yeah, I can't take it anymore. Sorry, little bro.

It ripped my heart out. Sorry, little bro. Just bet on some winners and you'll win all that money back. That is a very good idea. I bet on quarterbacks. Rushing touchdown. I'm focusing on... Oh, you'll win all that money back. That is a very good idea. I bet on quarterbacks rushing touchdown. I'm focusing. Oh, you hit so much yesterday. I did.

C.J. Stroud and Hawkinson. C.J. Stroud's plus 900. Of course he's going to score. Josh Dobbs, Kyler Murray. You bet on them all. How much money did you make yesterday? You were looking at me. I had two big parlays, yeah.

He said team dinner in the group chat. He said team dinner. Team dinner? Yeah, yeah. Damn. What a feeling. And I like, I mean, losing them all is just as exhilarating. Yeah.

All right, you want to spin the wheel, TJ? Oh. Oh, wow. We gooch. All right, tomorrow we're going to figure out this egg thing. I want to do it. 1,000 egg challenge. Fasoli wants you guys to stay in the studio after the show to do pictures.

Tell Fasoli to get lost. He wants you guys to chill here. Tell him to get lost. Fasoli wants us to stay here for pictures. I have a meeting. Tell Fasoli to get lost. Fasoli filmed me and Brandon walk around TCU. Maybe the most boring video.

We just wanted to walk. Oh, you didn't ask him to? No, he just came with us. He's doing his job. He's the best at his job. He is good. He knows how to do his job. I want to shoot some basketball. What's Reeves doing? I want to shoot some basketball. I want to play sevens.

What's sevens? What is sevens? That was the game that Will and Taylor were playing. Oh wait, them not knowing who Tank Dell was is criminal. Listen, they just got out of the league. They've been traveling. I'll defend them. They travel a lot.

Yeah, they do. I don't know if they'll be able to sit down and watch every game on Sundays. I don't know some of my coworkers. Stop putting your fucking... They don't know the players. Stop putting your fucking foot in They don't know Ow It's not fair

It's my left It's your right It's my left Give me your right Give me your right Give me your right Well that's not Those are big feet

Draw Damn that was That was some good ass podcast Yeah Wild match out there People listen to the podcast You have no idea what just happened It was

Thrilling Please subscribe to the Yak It's great to have everyone back For season 11 I feel like we got some momentum again Please subscribe Appreciate you subscribing. We're going to have to do a sub-a-thon.

Yeah. Soon. 12-hour stream. 12-hour? I miss Zach, man. 12-hour stream. 12-hour stream coming up. I'm going to do a draft with him.

Yeah. That would be sick. Hot boy draft. Yeah. A strip draft. Yeah. A strip draft. We each draft an draft. Yeah. Strip draft. We each draft an article of clothing to take from him.

That's actually a good idea. All right. Well, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Good yak. Everyone subscribe. Please like this as well. Good job, TJ. You won.

Winner. Thanks. Thanks. Winner. Thanks. It's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankees love. It's the act. It's the act. Everybody have a good week this week. 33 kills. Make sure to drop 33 comments in the comments.

All right, see you, my boy.