The Yak - "Sorry You Think Its Offensive For White Man To Love Black History" -Darren Rovell | The Yak 1-18-22

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The big ass lotto machine in the middle. That was from pick central, right? Well, it was before that.

Oh, KB, no. Whoopsies. You've been replaced by a lottery machine. Fuck this, dude. What is this gimmick? What type of anthropomorphic shit is this lottery machine on? Should we do something with it? This shit is a fucking... What do you guys want to do?

Just play with it. What a cop out that is. KB, do you want to assign the numbers to people? Pick who we could kill? I bet you'd like that. Yeah, let's assign them. Why would I like that? You have to fuck someone that old.

Why would I like that? No, be honest. Why would I like that? I don't know. Why would I like that? Because the running joke is I'm autistic. And then everyone on the internet is going to run with that. This is your anti-Judaism.

Okay. Yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough. Jesus. Amen. But Hitler was obviously. Damn, you came at me.

Yeah. Well, you just. I mean, you can't have both. You can't be called autistic and anti-Semitic. It's just not fair. I think you probably could. It's just not fair. You probably could.

You don't think there's autistic guys out there that hate Jews? No, there are, but I'm saying most of them. Well, the fucking ad thing, the ad thing hit home yesterday. Did it bother you? There was a study that came out yesterday. Yesterday. People with autism aren't affected by ads. They can't regard them.

Yeah. They can't discern them from non-ads. That was verbatim to what you were saying. Destroyed me. Did it actually? Yeah, because it happened right after I said it. Yeah. Maybe you were the case study.

I thought that was an intellectual take. That made me superior to other people. Which is pretty autistic. Because ads don't affect me. I'm so smart. Look at this angle. This angle is spicy. That is a spicy angle.

This feels like a Brandon Walker show with Brandon Walker. It is. Now include my dog. KB, did you see the Best Buy ad yesterday that they tweeted? Probably not. I didn't know. I thought it was a regular tweet. The Best Buy is doing an ad for TVs, and they have a quarterback on there,

just like a general stock image of a quarterback, and he just has your face. They used your face. Really? 100%. Yeah. Where is that? Best Buy tweeted it. He's a model, obviously.

He's a quarterback model. That's the hottest of the models. Yeah, that's the hottest position in all of sports, not just football. And the hottest profession. Is it? Model quarterback. Yeah. No, quarterback's the hottest position.

Yes, without a doubt. Have you guys seen that Apple Watch ad? Yeah. Where they're like drowning and it's like 9-1-1. We've talked about this on the show, haven't we? Yeah, I'm kidding. We've talked about it like 10 times. That just shows people that have Apple Watches don't have friends.

Because you could either pay $400 for this wearable tech or go out with a bud. They didn't have the option. Sometimes you've got to clear your head, though. You've got to clear your head sometimes and go out hiking alone. Yeah, that's safe. Yeah, but you've got to just live on the edge a little bit. Fuck being safe. You know what I mean, bro? Let's live on the edge a little bit. Fuck being safe. You know what I mean, bro?

Let's live on the edge. Let's say something we shouldn't. Don't want to do that? Yeah. Let's assign a ping pong ball to a slur. Okay, okay. I'll take 17. That'll be...

What's my slur, Brandon? Don't do the bad one, though. No, don't do the good ones. Do one against like a powerful people. Yeah. A slur against the rich or the Irish. I can't even joke. One day I just said the China thing, and I thought I was being okay, and I was slurring.

Were you? I was. What did you say? I can't say it. What were the two words? Were the two words put together? We just want to know what it was. You were here.? I can't say it. Were the two words put together? We just want to know what it was. You were here. I don't remember, though.

It was their country and then what they identify as. Chinaman. Yeah, Chinaman. KB, you can't say that. Yeah, I guess you can. Spider. KB, I was thinking about you all morning bro i was listening to bonnie rate i don't know that is why are you on bonnie right right now i was

listening to baby tron can't stop was that some detroit shit yeah he's so good for real what's his uh what does he say what kind of shit does he talk about? He talks in captions. Yeah. But it's fine. He's a good rapper. What do you mean? I'm not the one to dissect rap. I just like it.

I'm sure that means a lot to him. But still, he needs fans. He does. Would you go to one of his shows? No. You wouldn't go to a Babytron show? Oh, no. God, no.

Is it one word or two? Is it Babyt to a Babytron show? Oh, no. God, no. Is it one word or two? Is it Babytron or Babytron? It's no space. Babytron would be like a machine, whereas Babytron... I would support him some way. Did you just say Rap Concerts are toxic? Power Man 5000? Yeah, everyone's like...

You're not allowed to say Power Man anymore. It's the opposite of an EDM concert. How's that? No, everyone's like... You're not allowed to say Power Man anymore. Why? It's the opposite of an EDM concert. How's that? No, everyone's out to get you. Everyone's out to get you? No, I've been to rap concerts

that were 90% white. Is that Babytron? What's that? That's Babytron. That guy can't rap. One third of the shitty boys. I'll be honest, I didn't know

he looked like that. I don't know if I respect him more or less. Less, definitely. His bangs go hard. I think I respect him more. He's in the shitty boys? He is. I don't know the rest of the shitty boys.

TJ, who are the other shitty boys? I don't know. Baby Trump's the most popular. Oh, Eminem. By the way, I looked up Best Buy to try and find that tweet you're talking about

and like 15 tweets down in the tweet results is a guy jerking off in a Best Buy parking lot. Yeah. That's the one Nick was talking about. Yeah, that's the one. If you look up most things on Twitter and you scroll like just two scrolls, you're going to end up on gay porn. Every time.

Yeah, every time. Best Buy tweets out hot fire. Yeah, they're good. I would just go to the Best Buy Twitter account. Nothing better than straight out of the dryer socks. I was scared. Best Buy tweeted that? What the fuck are they selling?

Dryers. Do they? You thought socks. I thought socks. You instantly went socks. That would be something by the cash register that they would sell. Socks. I think every company, every store should sell socks by the cash register.

Well, Best Buy does oddly have candy and different things towards the front. I actually went into a Best Buy recently strictly to get a water. Really? Yeah. How was it? There's got to be a better way. Was it Deer Park? They sling Deer Park.

Dasani, right? No, I thought Deer Park as well. Sorry, boys. Happy haircut. Happy haircut. Who? He's like Dasani's pride Pepsi. Sorry, boys. No, don't worry. You all right there, KP? Who? A little slut receiver. Oh, how tall?

Yeah, he's... Go shoot the leg, KP. And he's not jacked. What are in those barstool bags that they always give out? Cocaine. Yeah, that's what I thought. Two kilos. Two light kilos. It's what I thought. Two kilos. Two light kilos.

It's actually just cash. We're just trying to launder our money that we then pay for Jackson State wide receivers. It's the best way. It's the only way. That's going to be used. Yeah, that's definitely going to be used. All right, let me tweet out the link. What's up, guys?

Sorry I'm late. Don't be sorry at all. We're talking about how no matter what you click on on Twitter, if you scroll down, there's going to be gay porn underneath it. No matter what. Huh. And it just worried me when that was happening to me that it was my algorithm and my Twitter was just telling me I was gay. That's like that guy, remember?

It was probably a couple years ago. I was targeted at ads. Yeah, he tweeted us. He's like, you guys are fucking doing advertisements for dildos now on Barstool Sports? And he tweeted me a picture. I was like, yeah, dude, that's you. Awkward. All-time self-help.

Awkward alert. Should we use the ping pong ball machine? Yeah, we probably want to. Have we? I just want to play with it once, if that's okay. Just press the button. Bro, do whatever you want to do. Go press the button.

How do you use it? It's plugged up. Just press that yellow button over here. Press that button. Guess the number. Press the button. I'm going to go with 84. Can we all guess our number? Yeah, do whatever you want to do. Go press the button. How do you use it? It's plugged up. Just press that yellow button over here. Press that button. Guess the number. Press the button. I'm going to go with 84. Can we all guess a number?

Yeah, let's all guess a number. I'm going to guess 26. I got 39. I want to say 26 as well. No. I'll say 22. Nick, bro. It's way less special.

37. How high does it go up to? 100. 100. 60. Hmm. No. No. Don't guess. 11.

11? Okay. That's bullshit. You just want a one ball? You just want a one ball? Yeah. We're not even doing like the power five or anything? Not doing the pick six?

All right, we got 11. Do you want me to do another one? Sure. Higher or lower? Than, we got 11. Sure. Higher or lower? Than 11? I'll go lower. Lower. I'll go higher as well. What?

11's Braxton Berrios' number. Wow, would you look at that? Pretty crazy. God is real. Is real. Rowan, what are you going? I said lower. Me too. I also said lower fuck oh so close 19 um for 61 I'd like to say something though that uh I'd like to address something real quick yes um I'm sorry if you think it's offensive if a white man loves black history.

Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry if you think that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry if it's so. I love black history. I love Martin Luther King Jr.

I'm sorry you don't have the funds to hoard all these artifacts. I bet that collection is sweet as fuck. Underrated one of the weirdest things about that whole story with Darren Revell, if you missed it, Revell has a extensive Martin Luther King Jr. collection that he showed off on Martin Luther King Jr. Day and everyone was like, hey, that's kind of weird

and fucked up. And then he did the, I have many friends that are black, and deleted it. But he said he has over nine Martin Luther King memorabilia items. Signed. So he has ten. He says autographs. Who says over nine? He had an autograph

for Rosa Parks and Double A's. She didn't autograph it. That's just hers that she had to sign. But he said autograph. Yeah, the autographs he has of Martin Luther King are literally when he was jailed and had to sign to get his mail. That's what he has?

That's what he has. Wait, first off, he does have these things, and he's had them. He has bought items. He has over nine. He has accumulated a collection. Anywhere between 10 and infinity.

Everybody can get on the same page. Sure, I have. Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Go back. Let's just actually explain the whole thing because it is very funny. It's Darren Revelle. So go to his Twitter real quick and show the initial tweet of the Martin Luther King Jr. He literally has a, it's like a log book of where he had to sign out

for his mail when he was jailed. And then someone was like, he showed it off and people were like, that's kind of weird. Like at best, it's weird, right? It's a weird thing. And then at worst,

there's a lot of people who are like, hey man, that's not cool. Here it is. This cherished piece of Martin Luther king jr memorabilia are pages from the warden's log books from the birmingham jail in 1963 when he wrote letter from a birmingham jail king signed in and out of his mail 12 times most important piece in my martin luther king Who would see that and be like, I want that? Or cherish it. He's cherishing it. From April 1963.

It's important because Martin Luther King and his cohort, Ralph Abernathy, were in the jail for eight days. Cohort makes him sound guilty as well. Bonnie and Clyde. Let's wait till the facts come out. They were hobbled together from passing notes to the outside. And...

Checked his mail 12 times. This is him signing in and out of his mail. Eight days. Twelve times. Twelve times. Sounds like you're going to have to lock the locks on. Yeah, of course. So then someone was like, why don't you put this in a museum?

He had 12 deliveries in eight days. That's what I mean. Or he checked that many times. Sounds like he was pushing pee. Yeah. So it was like, you should put it in a museum. He's like, well, I tried to donate it to the Smithsonian, but they said that I would have to gift it to them not on loan.

And everyone's like, so just gift it to them. Like, you shouldn't own this. How did he get it? That's probably wildly expensive. That's the point. Someone asked how he got it, and he's like, the warden's family sold it. And it's like, okay, that's even more. Yeah, that's way worse.

So the warden, their family profited. All these things. And he intends to. You put it, yeah, right. He doesn't buy things just to have them. He buys them to someday be able to sell them for a lot. To appreciate and value. And he, like, so he, all these pieces that he just reveals,

and he still hasn't connected all the dots. Like, maybe this is weird or just don't even. He also just bought Hugh Hefner's Viagra. Yes. From, like, the hospice. Just the same guy. I mean, when you buy Rosa Parks' NAACP card, there are no limits. Wait, what? So now play the audio.

Rosa Parks what? And is this a Hurricanes chat? So he also is fighting Miami fans at the same time. To the fan base. So everybody can get on the same page. Sure. I have over nine MLK signed items. I am a humongous fan of what he's done. And over the last seven years,

I've collected a lot of things. It's not only MLK, it's a lot of black history. I own a Rosa Parks signed NAACP card. So it was pretty shocking today how I was called racist when I am a student and lover of black history. And it was it was I never expected the reaction that I that I got today. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if people think that a white man can't enjoy black history. This is amazing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really am.

I'm sorry if people think that a white man can't love Martin Luther King. But to me, that seems pretty counterintuitive. So he's the persecuted one? Y'all are racist. Credits to Darren Reveldo. He literally has like, he figured out a way to get like a I'm not racist card. It's just Rosa Parks. It's a literal card.

It's a literal card. Look, I'm not racist. I own Rosa Parks. What does that even mean? Is he saying an NAACP like sports card? Collector's card? Or is it the card that she had to be a card? Her membership card.

Is there a picture of it? I'm sure he's tweeted it before. He also talks about loving black history, but all these cards and stuff are from a moment of black history that was a very tough time. That's the thing. He's like, I love black history. He loves black history.

I love when they put Martin Luther King Jr. in jail. And I love black history. He loves black history. I love when they put Martin Luther King Jr. in jail. And I love Jewish history. Yeah. We're on the same page. Only white people have made money off him buying this shit. He definitely wasn't buying it from the estate of Rosa Parks or anything like that. He's definitely just buying it from the warden. What a weirdo.

Do you think this saga, does that immediately go into the Mount Rushmore of Ravel tweets? Well, I. Up there with JFK and up there with. Yeah. I don't like Ravel. I think he's annoying. But I also have. I think his net positives have finally outweighed his net negatives in the fact that like his

unintentional comedy is so off the charts. Funny. Like the fact that he went into Miami hurricanes, Twitter space to be like, I'm sorry if a white man loves black history, just joined the first Twitter space that he saw. No, there was also, he's also going through a fight with hurricane fans over NIL shit.

So he's just, his brain is just, it doesn't. How much did he, didn't he spend like $8,000 on the Hugh Hefner? Something like that. Pill bottle?

Yeah. Imagine like, like gifting that to your kids. He was so proud of that Hefner bottle. He thought it was going to be, people were going to think it was awesome.

Everything that you own, you're going to eventually like either sell or your kids are going to have it. And they'll sell it. That's what I want. Or you're most likely going to throw it all away.

It's an arms race. Maybe not your collection. Yeah. No, just him like walking into an auction with a bunch of other white guys to bid on this. He's perfect. And him just being like, what? I'm sorry that I love black history.

I'm a student. I'm a student. Of black history. I was a student. I'm a student. Of black history. But then I was shocked by the reaction on Twitter. Does he say that every week? Yeah. Is he always shocked?

He did have. So the deleted tweet is very funny because he was like, I can't believe you'd call me racist. I own a Martin Luther King Jr. memorabilia set and have many black friends. He used the many black friends for real. He deleted it though. That was after he used Martin Luther King memorabilia. Yeah, he not only used I have many black friends, but he's like some of my finest memorabilia is black.

Jesus, that's so weird. Does he ever have an ally? Like an actual friend that defends him on Twitter? I've never seen it. A co-worker that likes him? I think him and Chapman started to join forces today, or at least they were being friendly today on Twitter. Chapman just got hired at CNN. That's wild.

I need him to be way older than that. That's great. Wait, can you find the deleted tweet? It's so funny. God damn it. He was the one like last year. He was searching for like a girl he had a crush on when he was a kid. Yeah. That's a weird guy.

On this day especially, I have one of the largest Martin Luther King Jr. collections in the world and some of my closest friends are black. Capital B. Capital B. Capital B. Capital B. That's respect, bro. That's mad respect.

That's New York Times format. Oh, man. What a story. Do y'all want me to move this? No, fire it up again. I'll show you the number. Fire it up again. Y'all want a number?

What? I think it's going to be over 75. We've got to get people to do stuff. You're still fucking censoring me. I might as well take my pants off. All right, there we go. Oh, shit, bro. My workout shorts on.

KB's hung. Did you come straight from the gym? No, I just always wear them just in case. What's this? What is this? Oh, this is the quarterback that looks like KB. Oh, my God. KB.

Let's go. My word. I didn't know that he had a helmet on to veil the majority of his face. That kid is so clearly not a quarterback. He's not a quarterback. He's a wrestler. Is that how you pictured it? He's holding the ball right at the right spot.

Enhance it, TJ? With two hands. Enhance. That's KB. Oh, my. Yeah. That looks very much like you. That looks just like me.

Even the mouth. Somebody sent that to us and I just love that somebody looked at a Best Buy ad long enough to be like, holy shit. Oh my god, that's Kyle. That looks just like you, man. KB would have never recognized it too.

No. No, now I do. Put a helmet on. Yeah, put a helmet on. We have many. Put on Tennessee. Some of them aren't real helmets. You have to make sure you can actually put them on. I have an aversion to my hair

rubbing up against whatever that material is. Michigan's real. Hello. Nope. Why not? You just said you would love to. Nah, I was kidding. You have a head on. What? What's the point of the one in Calvin Klein?

What? CK1, that's the brand. Yeah. Gross. Yeah, Owen. They're all fake helmets? Most of them are. What type of scheme are you running?

Like, they're so close to just being real. I just need shelf helmets. I don't need head helmets. But why? Yeah, just go that extra inch. They put extra plastic in so you can't wear them. There's a difference of like $200 if you get a real helmet. This is the helmet that Junior Seau got his last concussion.

Oh my God, yeah. It's one of my favorite CTE helmets. It's one of my favorite pieces. I love CTE. It's a great piece of Polynesian history. Yes, I'm a lover of CTE history. It's a great piece of Polynesian history. Yes, I'm a lover of CTE history. I'm sorry that a person who has a functioning brain loves CTE history. But I have Steve McNair's couch.

Mr. Bell's got the most fucked up memorabilia of all time. Do you think we could put up fake ads for fucked up things and he would bid? Probably. That would be awesome. We should just put up like a drop of a drop of MLK's blood. Yeah. In like a slide. Here's a body armor bottle we found next to Kobe's helicopter.

Let's just keep doing more of these. He would love that. He would truly love that. He would love that because he lets everyone know anytime he has a chance that he's friends with kobe so kobe will want him to have it yeah for sure damn oh man collectors are we are weird man people who collect shit are weird like do you think for real Like, Ravel probably... Not really. He probably has, like, a binky that Mohammed Atta used when he was a baby. Yeah. Something like that.

It's just fascinating to me. He's definitely got something super weird. Super fucked up. That he's not telling people about. I don't understand collecting things that come in, like, vacuum seal packages. Like, stuff you can't touch. What's the point? It's the act.

You're the one that has it. You have it. But there's a difference between having something that other people want. It's about the inherent value. Some collectibles are cool. Sports stuff is kind of cool. Planes. Planes.

Those aren't collectibles, though. Those are just models. But how do you find Hugh Hefner's Viagra bottle? It's not just on eBay. There are just models. But how do you find Hugh Hefner's Viagra bottle? It's not just on eBay. There's auction houses. There's no true inherent value. We should buy some. Let's go to eBay right now and buy something.

There was a time when I got long time stories. Remember I got addicted to live auctions online. I bought a bench from, there was a grocery store chain in Chicago that was closing down and I bought a bench from, there was a grocery store chain in Chicago that was closing down, and I bought a bench from one of them. And I was like, just every

day I'd go on and try to bid on shit. So you don't want to dive back in? You don't want to buy something? It was electric. I collect fast food ads. Really? Yeah. I just got the original Baja Blast magazine ad. It is? Yeah. Why don't you bring it in? It's framed. Bring it in? It's hung up. On my ad wall. You got an ad wall? Yeah. It is? Why don't you bring it in? It's framed. Bring it in. It's hung up.

Bring it in. On my ad wall. You got an ad wall? Yeah. Damn. How many ads are on the ad wall? Maybe he looks at the wall and just says, I have more than I framed.

I thought it was good art. Keeps on flying into it like a bird. TJ, go to eBay. Let's get Big Cat to buy something. Fuck. Or like collectible specific though like something that

has a historic relevance especially with Black History Month coming up I think that we should get something that kind of solidifies

our spot gets us a little wiggle room I don't know that I should be involved in an auction like this yeah you're biting your tongue

to shout numbers what should we buy involved in an auction like this. You're biting your tongue to shout numbers. What should we buy? Okay. Should we pick out a tragedy? Should we reverse engineer? 9-11. Okay.

That's too real. Oklahoma City bombing. That's what I was thinking. Or how about the Kansas City architecture? Didn't a bunch of babies die in that? Some Waco stuff? You want some Waco? Maybe like the lowercase c from Timothy McVeigh's childhood mailbox. Little Mick?

Just the Mick from McVeigh? I'm going to keep it 55th Street with you guys. My app is in motion. My survey app is in motion. I may be getting scammed, but somebody reached out to me. He was a Berkeley grad and said he's getting started. He probably already was developing it. Brother, he's about to Zuckerberg.

At this point, I don't care. You just want it to exist because I want it for myself. He's going to suck you off. I just said one survey a day, just like Wordle. I was thinking about it, though. What? Like, if you did months, right? What if? That was just an example.

Okay, but what if it was your favorite month? And what if we both had October, but it was for very different reasons? Months wouldn't be on it. I'll make sure to tell him. No month survey. Give me another one. That's milk toast as hell. He would want something that actually showcases your personality. Like another one. That's milk toast as hell. He would want something

that actually showcases your personality. Like what? Yeah, his milk toast. Like what? There's a lot of things. Such as? Listen, I'm not the one

making the app. No, I'm not. Am I making the app? You're not making the questions? He says, I got it from here. No. Yeah, you lost it, brother. What if he makes millions off of it?

He's not even going to make millions. You have to be the creative behind it. He can write the code. We'll see. Be the creative. My only issue is that it would rely on a lot of people using it. I would use it. If only like 100 people use it. I would use it.

If only like a hundred people use it, who cares? We need billions. So we need to attach it to like porn somehow or something like that. Something that people are inherently going to be using. It could be fun from an intimate sense. Who you're closest with in compatibility. Maybe it starts with you're matching

with porn stars or something like that. It's like, oh, I have the same interest as this porn star. I'm a sapiosexual, so she and I are getting along with each other

and I'm also watching this. And then, eventually, we start just shifting it into the general populace. You could maybe, like,

link up with a bro and then you could watch porn at the same time. With your bro. Watch porn with your bro. Link in orgasms. Because we both like strawberries, our fourth favorite fruit. Yeah, let's come at three minutes and 15 seconds for this video.

I bet there's a correlation there. I'll ping you when it's time to come. Yeah, we're making fun of his big ass. You're making a joke at my house. I'm sorry. You know what you're doing. I know. I apologize.

I know exactly what I'm doing. All right, cool. Let's get back to the bidding. What was that helmet? A UN helmet? Like, this stuff is crazy. I mean, COVID stuff might be worth something one day. Where are original Jaws blood movie prop productions?

Nah, I don't want movies. She's just boring. Fake as fuck, too. Wouldn't be worth $14. How about something that's like... You know how much blood they used on that movie? This is all movies too. This isn't real tragedies.

Yeah, search real tragedies. I think someone bought like a piece of chewed Scotty Pippin gum one time. There's like a I remember reading an article about it

a long ass time ago but not even Michael Jordan gum? No, it's just books. Real tragedy memorabilia. Civil War was yeah. It's probably biased. Or how about like civil tragedy memorabilia. Civil War was... It's probably biased. Or how about like civil rights memorabilia?

Oh, it's pretty good. It'd be funny if the River Vell's already trying to sell it all. Dumping it off. An Emmett Till rookie card. Last year I sold a game-used Planet Smoothie uniform

for like three digits. What a game-used Planet Smoothie uniform for like three digits. What? What? Game-used? What? Yeah. Like the one you wore to work? Yeah.

For three digits? Yeah, it was like, I don't know, maybe like 160, 180, something like that. Why? I put it up. I was like, hey, would anybody want this? It's a game-worn Stephen Che job outfit from early 2000s. So did a stoolie buy it? Yeah.

This was like, I think it was last year. It might have even been two years ago. I'm pretty sure it was last year. That's more fucked up than the MLK memorabilia. And you donated it to charity? I did not. Oh, you got memorabilia right I have some like jerseys and stuff

What do you have What's your most prized Possession Rondé Barber No the Cambray jersey From the jersey swap Was probably my most prized possession Cambray

Who is the guy who bought your work uniform for $180? I don't know. You'll be seeing him soon. KB, didn't you sell your ID? Oh yeah, KB on the KBNoSwag.com. I did. You sold your retainer?

$20. Did you sell your diploma? No, I didn't sell it. I put it up in the store as a joke because I figured out the store option of a website. And the guy just paid and I was like, listen, man, I don't even know where it is. And he was like, that's fine. Just keep the money?

Do you have your report from your MRI on your lymph nodes? That would be good. Oh, yeah. Is kbnotswag.com still live? There's no way you canceled that. I was paying for it, so it probably stopped. You just lost your debit card or something? And you just had to get a new card number?

Why would it stop? Did you cancel the... Yeah, I don't know. Oh, come on. Oh, my work portfolio Is still live Oh is that you in front of the Like the science fair board

Don't do this to yourself Yeah don't On my resume I think my numbers Yeah on my address You guys are fucking idiots Yeah People

No I deleted it Somebody went into like the archives Of the deleted I don't care I would welcome any Texts or calls Oh I have something for you kb let me go get it uh steven how did the day portnoy show go uh he was not feeling very good before it so what do you mean it was uh he was not happy with a number of things and i was brought in as like a surprise guest all things considering i guess it went okay but yeah it was what were you on for

the dave portnoy show yeah i know why oh to give him a guff about the patriots did you give him guff oh yeah how much got his ass? Pretty good amount. He lightened up and started fighting back a little bit. You want to talk? Yeah, you think I don't like you? No, you clearly hate me. That's not true at all. I like you very much. You have an anger towards me that doesn't exist anywhere else.

Because I threw an empty plastic shot glass. Well, no, it's all building up to that. All building up to that. Well, I think... It's a pattern. Wait, was it plastic? Because I thought it was glass. No, it was plastic. Okay, if it's plastic, was it plastic? Because I thought it was glass. No, it was plastic.

Okay, if it's plastic, that changes everything. I told you it was glass. I thought it made it more spicy. I leaned over to Roan in the middle of the show, and I was like, dude, what the fuck did the change just do? It wasn't my fault you played an abortion song. Well, you got up before I realized it was an abortion song and told the whole crowd, basically, fuck this guy. You played an abortion song. I mean, are you not pro-choice?

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Chad. I don't think he is. We'll move on. Yeah, some random number just texted me. Yeah. What did they say? 10X. Nah. I was like, well, maybe there's a chance that it's not. Oh, two, and someone's calling me. Pick up. Yeah. What do they say? 10X.

Nah. I was like, well, maybe there's a chance that it's not. Oh, two, and someone's calling me. Pick up. Pick up. Tell them not cool. Not cool. Not cool, man. Not cool.

Not cool, bro. Oh, coward. Pussy. Coward. All right, so Kyle, when's your birthday? 26th. Shut up, bro. A lot of my homies have birthdays around then.

Me? See, I got him an early birthday present. Bro, I have like four homies with birthdays that week. Are you counting me? Yes. Okay, thank you. Stu Kleiner? You're the homie.

No. I'm not counting Stu. Not that he's not the homie, but shit. What? Oh, no. Let's fucking go, bro. Let's go, go, go. Let's go, go, go.

Pass that over to Kyle. That is my present to him. That's awesome. Thank you so much. Use it. Let's use it. Show my work. I don't know what it is at all.

I have no idea. Okay. Kyle. This's use it. Show my work. I don't know what it is at all. I have no idea. Okay. Kyle. This is my guy. This is my guy right here. I always take care of my boys. Don't break it. I think you got to take it out.

Here, give it to me. Give it a nice flip. He will break it. I saw a video last week. No, do you? I don't know what it is. I saw a video of a special needs kid getting given a wrestling belt, and this is almost the exact same as that video.

The way that the person who gave him the belt is helping him put it together and kind of putting it on him. Look, buddy. Kyle's more focused on the box. What is this? Okay, we need that piece, I think. Is this about the decompressed my whole boy's spine? Are you about to get decompressed?

About the decompressed my whole boy's spine. That looks like some sort of case for your phone. Oh, is that a lay down and look at it? Oh, yes. Oh, wow. That's a good ass. Yes. Wait, I don't know how to put this part on.

We should probably read the instructions. No, no, no. No, fuck the instructions. How does it work? I think you lay. I think you put your head. Yeah, that's it. Yep.

And then you push that down. I think you have to bend it down a little bit. You bend it down. You bend the thing down. You could wear that everywhere. Are there instructions? You should start using that like as a tripod. There's no instructions.

No, no. You got to bend. Here, give it to me. Give it to Big Cat. Give it to Big Cat. I'll figure this out. Come on, buddy. We got to.

Fuck, I'll figure it out. TJ, can you try to. Oh, fuck. I don't know how to find this video of the dude getting in the fucking wrestling belt. This shit is incredible. It's the exact same as this. Was it on TikTok? I don't know.

I think it was on Twitter, honestly. Probably originated on TikTok. Actually, it might be old, though. It might be pre-COVID. It's very similar to this, though. KB, what do you say? Nah, I really appreciate it. Are you following?

Thank you. You got to take the thing off. You got to take the thing off. Here you go, bro. Thank you. You got to take the thing off. You got to take the thing off. There you go, KB. Take the thing off. Oh, no. Oh. Big cat.

iPhone 4. That's on Kyle. Oh, no. It's left to right. It's side to side. Oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spring action.

Suck my dick, sass. There we go. Bitch. Yeah, I'm happy. Well, I gotuck my dick, sass. There we go. Bitch. Yeah, I'm happy. Well, I got to take off this thing. This thing is, well, who does the wallet? So stupid. I know.

Someone else is calling him. Am I getting that blown up? Yeah. You could jerk off with two hands. Am I getting a call? If you can physically. You're a fucking pervert, dude. Speaker it.

Oh, cowards. Why do they all just hang up instantly? They don't have some balls. A real man would send a picture of his hard dick to KB. A video. Okay, KB. Oh, my God, Kyle. Kyle, that's really nice.

Thank you, Dan. There you go. Wait, I think you've got to spin it around, though, real quick. Dan, he's always wanted one of those. He'll be using that. He'll use that. Oh, it's so soft. What are you talking about?

You don't think so? It is. No, no, no. Which way? So it's made to be flexible? That's just, like, not symmetrical anymore. Oh, no. I can't. No, no, no. Was this all part of the plan? Buy it for him and break it in front of him?

Now fold those down. That makes sense. Don't. Look at this. I basically bought you a TV Yeah That's awesome That's a full theater experience

My hands always get numb You can jerk off You can jerk off and eat I'm so high Wait hold on KV if anyone sees you wearing that Hello Bitches What is the point of doing that Yeah Wait, hold on, hold on. KV, if anyone sees you wearing that thing. Hello?

Bitches. What is the point of doing that? Yo, I can't believe I just talked to Big Cat. They're just like sweating their ass off in their apartment. Is that on? I don't know if you need this. Holy shit. We should dox one of them. Yeah, start saying your phone number.

Oh, yeah, next time for the calls, get doxed. That would be nice. We've got to be a way to lock that thing in. I think it's this, too. Oh, yeah, that's got to be it. There's a missing piece, yeah. Oh, no, that's like a Steadicam. Well, I'll be lying down.

Yeah, you can lock it in, I'm sure. Here's your missing puzzle piece for my boy. It's going to suck when that thing snaps off. Shut up. It's a beautiful gift. Nose is bleeding everywhere. I really appreciate it. Thank you.

This is where you live, KB? This is your address? No, not anymore. I was about to say. Is it in the office? Is this your address? Yeah. No, not anymore. I was about to say. God damn. Is it in the office? I'm happy for you. It's like buying a brand new TV.

Yeah, it is. Entertainment system. I'll get you a new one if that one... No, no. That was like $25. That's perfect. Did you have presents for us, too? The rest of us?

Is it your birthday? It's his birthday. Oh, okay. I thought we were just doing gifts. Sass was definitely the kid whose parents had to get him a gift on his sibling's birthday just so he wouldn't ruin the party. Where's mine? Well, my gift.

Oh, wait. Is that a neck strap? Can you tie that around your neck? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. He's going to kill himself with it. That's all right. Great way to die. Autoerotic asphyxiation.

You're going to fall asleep with it on. Hello? Oh, you can't do that. What are they getting out of this? That's bullshit. He's from British Columbia. Oh, hell yeah. That's long distance.

They got to pay extra for that Yo How's it going? What's up man? Just living the dream buddy Buddy Be more Canadian That was like best case scenario For him Yeah

Hey buddy Just living the dream buddy To stop calling I'm not Answering anymore Pippa South Park Hey buddy Please upvote the stream

Oh yeah Remind people to do that Yeah if you're gonna Abuse KB's phone At least upvote the stream 10x You have to be a subscriber To call KB

Yeah It's a premium reward. It's part of our Patreon. You get KB's phone number. You can call him whenever. Let's do it. Fuck it. Hey, buddy.

You like your gift? I do. I love it. You like daddy got you that gift? Yeah. Imagine if I just flipped it on you guys and just got you all gifts

and just like, tell daddy you're happy. If it's good gifts, I'd like any other gift. My kink is I just make you guys my sugar babies without you knowing. No, I'd do it knowing. Go ahead, yeah. Who loves you?

Does Daddy love you? Nick, I got you this ad from the first ever Shamrock Shake. That would be amazing. Brandon, we got you five pounds of bologna. Daddy takes care of his boys. I saw that, and I just had to get it for you. I thought of you. Darren Revell for sure has, like,

and in 1995, Purdue Pharma came out with Oxycontin, and here's the first ad. Yeah. It changed the world. I bet Ravel bought Steven's outfit. I bet that's who has it. He's banking on him being a serial killer. Yeah.

Either that or going pro in the NFL. Either or. What's Che's middle name? You need to go by three names if you want a serial kill. Michael. Steven Michael Chubb. That works. I'd love to have a Michael Ch you want a serial kill. Michael. Steve and Michael. That works. That does work. Steve and Michael.

Mike. What if Steve was Mike? I would like it. No, he's such a Steve. He is. I think you can pull both off. Thank you. Anyone who... I actually don't have a preference, Steve or Steven, but people call me both.

I think you're Steven anyone who Steven we were like a block away from the office today and he saw me walking in and he like hit me on the shoulder and he did that look like it's crazy that we're both out here saw each other

like that smirk just ruined my day I get so nervous when i'm about a block away from work that i'm gonna have to like walk in with somebody yeah i mean steven's a good person to walk in with because we're close but it still was like he's like i don't even believe this elevator with somebody no i was real awkward yesterday walking into work it was like uh polar and some sales people and they i was in front of them they're like hey nick. It was like Pilar and some sales people and I was in front of them. They were like, hey, Nick. And I was like, hey.

They were like, you want to walk in with us? I was like, you want to finish this thing off? Yeah. Okay. And then I just still stayed in front of them and didn't talk. Yeah, you like turn back and laugh every now and then. Every once in a while.

You should have told them they shouldn't hang out with content. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck were they thinking? I shouldn't hang out with content Yeah Yeah What the fuck were they thinking I can't be seen with you I'm pulling my big toenail out tonight I got a kit

It's very in-ground Livestream? I might Can you do it tomorrow on the Yak? I really want to take this thing out It hurts It would be awesome if you did it on the Yak Alright I'll take my toenail out on the Yak

I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life But content You know Yep Tomorrow's Yak I just got a notification that my tool arrived I'll take my toenail out on the yak. I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life, but content, you know. Yep. Tomorrow's yak. I just got a notification that my tool arrived. So tomorrow's yak. And wish.com.

You're going to pull it out? Yeah, I'll pull it out on the yak. The whole thing? I need to. Oh, my God. This is going to be so bad. I'm so excited. You're pulling out what?

My big toenail. The entirety of it? What do you mean the entirety? I usually take out half when I get it and get it grown. Show us it. Show us it. I'd never have that happen. Why'd you say half this way?

Because you have to cut it down the middle. No, you don't. I'm so excited tomorrow. Holy shit. What color is your toenail right now? We should... It's just so in the skin. It's just like a ball of skin overlapping my toenail.

We should do smoothies before, too. So we puke? Yeah. Mo, we should definitely get... Are you here tomorrow or are you going to Vegas? I'm here for the second half of the show tomorrow. KB, are you going to Vegas? Not the first half.

Not the first half. I think he invited me. I think he did, too. I don't know. I was going to say maybe we have a guest tomorrow. John Feidelberg. Yeah, that would be great. To watch Nick do this.

Why don't we, yeah, I won't be here, so. No, no, we'll have, you come in and we'll have him sit over there. No, do it in the first half of the show, and then he can.

You don't want to miss it? You don't want to miss, we, come on. I do. No, no, no, no. What if I get sick? We'll wait. Well, you'll have a smoothie base.

I just got a text message from a number I didn't have. Oh, fuck. I don't know how that's... Is it contagious? But they sent me the video of a teen receiving their WWE. That was you? Fuck.

He's in our group chat. How do you want to have his number saved? Zoom in on his face. Oh, my God, bro. That's brutal. Zoom in, TJ. Look at his face. Oh, my God, bro. That's brutal. Zoom in, TJ. Look at his face. Clown him, TJ.

Clown him. Oh, no. What were you saying about the random loser that texted you? So you've just been looking at the group text I know who the number The number that I don't have in the group chat is TJ's It's the only one that I don't have So I know it's TJ

But you're too lazy to give him the respect of a name He's two letters Two letters, TJ I'm gonna buy you a gift, TJ I like this I'll buy both of you a gift No, don't, I need to do this No, TJ. I like this. I have a guy. I'll buy both of you a gift. No, don't.

I need to do this. No, let daddy make it better. All right. He'll fix this. He always does. What are you going to say, Brandon? I do the same thing as Ronan. In the Yak Chat, I have one number that is not assigned to anybody.

Who is it? They're in this room. It's definitely me. It's you. Yeah. I don't have your number saved either. Oh, look at this. I know the last four digits like in my head i saw yours on the first one i see the five i know it's you but tj that was our first person to person text course throwing out my digits like that just one yeah i

guess i could have so yours what was my first one throw it out nine in the last four The video of the Video Every that is pretty much exactly which is side by side Yep this is unreal. Yup, this is me and KB. Hell yes. He's swagged out. Oh yeah. Hell yeah.

I love it. What else do you want him to do? He throws it out himself. He's an absolute king. He's a good citizen. I fucking love it. Yeah. He's got good shoes on, too. Fuck yeah.

And they did the Randy Orton at the end. That's me and KP. And then the dude that got him the gift got so much pussy after that. Oh my god, yeah. It's unlimited. 10x pussy. Yeah, it was a strategic play. It was.

That was a craze for a little bit. Yeah. Taking like... Pathetic. Yeah. Special needs class to prom. Yeah. Or just getting gifts for people.

Getting special needs. Who would do that? Here's a question. Why... Did you do it? No. I'm saying getting gifts for people. Oh, yeah.

Right now. What were you going to say, KB? I don't know. Say it. I don't know. Say it. I don't know. Say it. I went to a special needs prom. Did you?

Yeah. But it was the other way around. Not great. What do you mean the other way around? What do you mean not great? I went to be a date at a special needs prom. Got it. Good guy, Owen. I didn't bring one to mind.

Good guy, Owen. That's why I don't do it. He had a straight up whole other prom for the special needs. Yeah guy, Owen. I didn't bring one to mind. Good guy, Owen. That's why he had a straight-up whole other prom. Yeah, it was ages like 10 to 40. I was the photographer at one. There was a busted hookup. What? No. They were busted looking?

Exactly what he was saying. Ravel definitely has a separate but equal sign in his memorabilia. Yeah. He has the blacks only water fountain. That would be awesome. That would be worth a lot. To whom?

I think you're just thinking of the regular price of a water fountain. Who would buy that to be like, I got this? Planet Hollywood? Why would someone want that? I get, yeah, that's weird to want, but it has to be worth a lot. No, to who though? It has to be worth a lot. No, to who, though? It has to be worth something to somebody. I don't know.

Yeah, like he would buy this. It is very weird that, yeah, no, I'm going to say it. Even though he says, sorry, a white man loves black history. Yes, it's weird that he owns that shit. Why is there cat water dispensers? Again, he loves a moment of great struggle for black people. Yeah. A guy like me, I love black present, black future.

History, too, but all the same. Ravel loves the 60s. Big German shepherd guy. It's better now, but we're a pretty young country, huh, Sass? We are. Yeah, talk on that for a sec. Lots of progress to be made. Lots of room to grow. Yeah. We're only

less than 250, right? We don't even let women on this show. No. That's the new season. Yeah. Season 5. That's a good rule. What's the movie that has no women? That's awesome. 12 Angry Men? Lawrence of Arabia. Both of those. Anchorman.

It would be funny if we just kept on adding dudes to the Yak until it's the entire office. Of dudes. Of dudes. That'd be rad. Flotting out into the hallway with mics. We just come in here and have a good time. Just chill out. Just dudes hanging out.

We're safe in here. Yeah, it is our safe space. No one can get us, especially not cancel culture. Except when Dave and Erica email me and like KB and Nick did something. You invited the kings of controversy on. No problem.

Well, next the king of controversy. I'm the put on prince. You're not the put on prince. You're not the put on prince. Everybody's been calling me the put on prince. You want me to prove it? I invented the term put on prince You're not the put on prince Yes I fucking am Everybody's been calling me The put on prince You want me to prove it I invented the term Put on prince

And you're calling yourself that So I put you on to that Somebody called me The put on prince And you stole it The only reason I started referring to myself As the put on prince

Is because other people Called me that You don't have the ability To put people on Because everything you like Everybody knows about You try to put on Somebody to a song

That has a hundred million plays Yeah You can't put on. And you're scratching and clawing to put people on to whack ass shit. And that's why you're failing. I'm actually putting people on.

I'm the put on prince. I'm the P.O.P. You aren't shit. All right. Wait. Who had cutlets first? Me. Me.

Chuck Naso. To put on prince. Yeah. Chuck may have put me on but I put on ten times the amount of people. Why don't you all just both put us on to something and settle it right now? I've been putting you guys on since the day I walked through the threshold. I do it subliminally.

I'm still caught up about the TJ thing. It's almost as bad as the time you called Linda Nancy or whatever. That's exactly what it feels like. Lisa. I called Linda Lisa. I mean, he's a producer. You don't really have to care about him. It's not like he's content.

Well, he can't hang out with us is the problem. He's just not allowed to hang out with us. This is the most he's allowed to hang out with us. My parents would be so disappointed if I brought a producer home. Nicholas. What's your five-year plan? We're not camera-facing?

No, that's good. Just tell them you're on camera. You're lucky your grandmother isn't alive. She hated producers. Next, your sister's going to bring home a social person. Thought I raised you guys right. Put on prints. Thank you.

Social employees should be put down. Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Put down like... I'm not off, too. They finally segregated the office. Yeah, they sent you guys upstairs. The social people all got moved upstairs.

Because they were fraternizing too much. I'm sick of seeing them. Steven, do you have a new desk? Sorry, what's up? Do you have a new desk? I do. How is it? Same as before.

I mean, I guess I had a leak over me before, so this one's better. You guess? How do you guess? I guess I was like there was water pouring on me all the time. I was drenched. Owen has my old desk, so now he has a leak over me. Owen, you're up there? Yep. Why? They moved all the social team. Owen, you're up there? Yep.

Why? They moved all the social team. Do you ever go up there? Oh, forget Owen's social. Sometimes I'm like, oh yeah, Owen does a whole job. Owen does three different jobs. No, he does son of a boy dad and it's fucking a sieve on this fucking company's money. Yeah.

Son of a bitch. He costs us millions per episode. It's just oozing capital. But we have fun. We have a good time. That's all that matters. There's a second kitchen upstairs that's being finished. Whoa.

And a bar upstairs. And a bar with like four TVs. Yeah, it looks like an airport bar. It looks exactly like an airport bar. That's my favorite. Yeah. Well, then go up there. We need a bartender up there.

KB's for sure going to be lurking up there in various rooms and stuff. There's too many rooms for KB. Yeah, Phil and his itch of just always being not around. We can't find him now. Now that there's more crevices and even books. You are. You're going to spot up in some of those rooms.

Who did I put on to like hiding out in rooms? That wasn't... No, no, no. You put me on. I never had pity. You picked that up from friends. I was the OG. That and hotel lobbies.

Yep, scurry into different and now people are doing that. I put on so many people. You put me on to brother? People say brother all the time now. No, I got that from Hogan. Me too. No, you can't. But when I do it, you'll get mad.

I've been saying brother from Hogan. You do it real. Yeah can't. But when I do it, you'll get mad. I've been saying brother from... You do it real. Yeah, but I did it even before you. Before you started working here. Todd, I've been doing it for as long as I can remember. I remember old sass tweets. I'm older. I remember reading old sass tweets from when he was in like fourth grade.

Brother this, brother that. You should hear me when I'm playing video games. I beat you to it. Saying brother constantly. You on the... You getting on the sticks? Oh, I'm gaming hard. Yeah?

What? Battlefield now. In what? PlayStation 5? No, PlayStation 4. You want a 5? No. For your birthday?

No. Have you ever seen the... Sure, baby? Sure, baby boy? Yes, I do. What do you want? I can't be how mad would you... Put on your wish list. I'd rather have this.

I'd rather have this. Put on your wish list. I'd rather have this. I'd rather have this. Put on your wish list, okay? Okay. Big Cat's wish list. The viewers don't know that. We all have wish lists. Amazon wish lists for Big Cat. For Big Cat.

It's like his own website that he created for us. It's like a wedding registry. Yeah. I got these stainless steel pots from him. They're fucking beautiful. Gorgeous. Shit does not stain. Big Cat actually redid our whole kitchen last year.

I thought my phone is dead from people calling too much. My iPhone 7. iPhone 7, huh? Birthday's coming up. Pro Max 13. I'm just checking the box. How big? Come on.

I know I'm good for money. I'll pay you back, Big Cat. Once this app takes off, I got you. 13 Pro Max is too big. I know I'm good for my work I'll pay you back, big cat. Once this app takes off, I got you. 13 Pro Max is too big. You know I'm good for my work. Your hands could not handle it. Listen, I know your little baby hands. I love your dainty touch.

They could probably retrofit it to an iPhone 3 for you. I want to get in debt with you. You'd never be in debt with me, baby. Oh, my God. Yeah, see how creepy this could be? Yeah, and you're good at it. Yeah. Too real.

Slowly just buying everyone's shit. Son of a sugar dad. Fuck. Fuck, bro. Fuck. Sash, press another button, bro. Let's get this fucking lotto going. Yeah, do one last one.

One last one. Let's all pick a number if one of us gets it. Shit. Shit. They get the fucking thing. 24. 22. I'm going 57.

I was going to go 51. 31. You're pressing it. I'm not going to go 51. You're pressing it. 76. I said 24 earlier. I'm going 85.

I said 26. I said four. Steven? There's a mic on the floor. Just heads up. Oh, Steven. Number? Oh, my God. 33 said four. Steven? There's a mic on the floor. Just heads up. Oh, Steven. Number? Oh, my God.

33. 59. We're not leaving until someone gets it. Yep. Okay, let's hurry up. Everybody got their number? There's a mic on the floor. One.

That mic works. A little crowd work? Ooh. I'm going. Yeah. Fuck. Immersive. That sounds cool. I'm going Yeah Fuck Immersive That sounds cool

59 Bang 65 Got it Take it out Wait did you just get it? Yeah that was mine That was pretty fucking good

That was really good Yes it was You weren't even listening You only heard your number Then what was my number? Is that? You were 22. I don't know.

Fuck. Is that it? Are we done? No, I was 22. I lied. Should we go again? Yeah. One more.

31. 40. 76. I'm going 85 again. 22. 12. 57. 1.

Oh, there went 57. I just saw it. 31. 73. I just saw it. 31. 73. Boo. All right, so we'll just go again. You literally suck at this, bro. Zah, are you guessing?

We need more people guessing. We're changing our numbers. 27. 44. 18. 64. 22. 36.

99. Going 84. There's no way you can look and pick it based on that. Don't worry about it. I hope it's 84. 99. Going 84. There's no way you can look and pick it based on that. Don't worry about it. I hope this is an all-time moment. Show me 84. 31. 42.

That's a key piece of black history. Thing's getting full. Just lose them. No, no, no. Don't put them back. That's a key piece of black history. This thing's getting full. Just lose them. No, no, no. Don't put them back. That hurts our odds. Don't do that. Don't do that.

What do you guys get? 22. 91. How about 69? I'm going 32. 27. 75. Let's stick with 31.

Oh, 85. Somebody hit that? That was my first guess. My first two guesses. That didn't count this time. I know. It was just like, there it is. Yeah, it's kind of just cool to see, like an old friend.

Oh, you. We running it back 22 We wrapping this up No you're doing great I'm gonna go 16 78 90 31

100 14 Turn down the lights Turn down the lights Oh Donald Brandon Turn down these voices Alright well we're Oh, Donald. Brandon. All right, well, we're kind of at capacity here.

Just throw them down. Just give them to me. Oh, yeah. Give me a couple. Finish it. Light them on fire. You ever light a ping pong ball on fire? Yeah, it's like a smoke bomb.

No way. Yeah. Why would you? Why wouldn't you? If you put it in, like, tin foil or something. Don't lose any of these. TJ, can you play the ping pong song by Enrique Iglesias? 22.

Can you play the karaoke version of the ping pong song? Why did you overpronounce that? Me overpronounce? Brother. 22. 76. 9. 3. 31.

9. 9. 9. 9. 9. 9. 18. Fuck, bro. That, 9, 9. 18. Fuck, bro.

That was your last guess. 18 or 81? Run it again. Run it again. What was your guess? It was never. Was it 18? I don't know.

14. Somebody's got to hit. That wasn't my guess. My guess there was 76. 22. 21. 31. 53.

This is awesome. Yeah. This is awesome. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let's just lie. God damn it. Wait, let's lie to the podcast listeners.

Yeah, that was it. Got them. Yeah, we... Hell no. We did this for like a half hour with... 31. Well, let's just keep the same number. Yes, 22.

That's what I've been doing. 8. 31. That was my number. Stop changing your numbers. All right, I'm going 26. All right, 83. Is this the karaoke version of King Kong, but in Greek and English?

Yeah, it is. Good guess. 67. Fuck. What is Zahn and TJ's numbers? Oh, that's actually my dad's birthday. And what's your number, Steven? If that counts.

33. All right. So everyone just stick with their number. 22. All right. 64. 31. Maybe we get two numbers. No.

No. My final number is 57. 64. 31. Maybe we get two numbers. No. My final number is 57. 64. 33. 31. 69. Oh! My number. My number.

I should have stuck with my number, bro. Forty. Twenty five. Seventy two. Sucks. We'll be here forever boys I love content bro I love the content game

Imagine producers thinking they could do this Yeah you could do this 52 52 I thought this would have happened sooner. 21. This is exactly. Our odds are going up every time.

Come on. Yeah, they are. Good point. 64. 21. Oh, 43. I just guessed that. No, you didn't.

All right. Oh. You're not getting out of this. No. None of y'all are getting out of this. 41. 8. You're out of this. 41. 8. You're changing everyone.

36. 32. 63. 63. I'm 64. 36. Can we do a thing where you can leave when your number gets called? Fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to stay until your number gets called. You have to stay until your number gets called. Yeah, you have to keep up a conversation. I don't know if I'm 64 or 63. I'm 57. You can do it. Wait, Sash.

You can hit five so it just keeps going. 64. 25. Show Nicky 64. Oh, 100. TJ's excused. TJ, you're excused. All right, who is it?

Hit the five button. Hit the five button. See you, TJ. No, above it, I think. What is that? That's three. Yeah, just hit that. All right.

31. 24. 64. 64. 57. Give me 26. Eight. 53. Give me 26. 53. Anyone?

No. 91. 57. Show me. 64. 32. 31. 30.

30. You're really good at this. Show me 13. Give me 26. 64, 64, 64. 57. Whoa! Don't go, don't go.

Holy shit. Oh, it was 29. That's a bad omen. You don't get it. What number? Che, are was 29. That's a bad omen. You don't get it. What number? Che, are you 29? No, he's 33. Oh, yeah.

I think that should go three times now. 10 to 3. Give me 10. 64. Show me 10. 83. We've had 83 before. Hit the 3. Hit me 10. 83. We've had 83 before. Hit the 3.

Hit the 3. Hit the 7. Should we get lunch in here? Yeah, what did I all think of for lunch? I was thinking banchan. Little soy garlic.

She's humming. That's a 4. I was thinking Bonchon. Bonchon. Little soy garlic. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. She's humming. That's a four. Oh, four didn't make it. Didn't make it. All right, 64. Does that count?

Quite the tease. Let it go. Let it go. Come on, 26. 31. 5'7". 31. Oh.

49. How did we not think of 49? Yes. It's right there. So obvious. Come on. 64. 22.

5'7". 8. 31. 44. 44. 17. Give me 17. I am vision, Obama.

Hit the 7. Hit the 7. There it is. Now throw me some more. 17. Give me 17. I envision Obama. Hit the 7. Hit the 7. There it is. Now throw me some more. 17. 17. 17. 17.

24. We should do this at the next live show. This would go crazy. This would go crazy. This would be great. Nine. Anybody? Six. We can't have more than two listeners right now.

Was that six or nine? Was that six or nine? Nine. That was six. That was nine. Let's roll. You're out. Do you have nine?

No, he keeps changing. I keep changing. What's your number? Nine. I'm 22. Eight. So can I go back to nine? No.

17 is my number. Is that 31? No. No. 17 is my number. Is that 31? Yeah. Anybody got the room? This is awesome. What's that? 96? 96?

Supposed to have an emergency meeting with guys at 2. Yeah. 64. 59. Nope. You want to do side bets on who the next person to leave is? I will. It's going to be me.

Why is TJ here? Yeah, TJ, get the fuck out. 63. Hit that seven. Here we go. Someone's leaving on this round. Two people are leaving this round. Two people?

31. Wow. 17. 33. 8 31 41. entire disaster you good i have to pee so bad same oh 26 was just teasing 26 is the old goodbye now 64 he changes now he wishes he leave we're all here having fun with the boys with the fellas. 17. What do we got? What do we got here? No. Keep spinning. Climb. That's 31.

Oh. Jeez. Brutal. Kill yourself. 22. 22. Here comes lucky numbers. 11.

11. Oh. 51. Steven, you can't leave. I actually haven't. It doesn't matter You start it now Throw him in there

Yeah I like how like Steven takes that 31 Long I just told him He couldn't leave 90

Boom Are we stuck Like 90 is stuck Boo. Boo. Like 90 is stuck. 54. Steven, you can leave if you guess the next number. What is it? Well, my original number is 33. I'll let you add another number.

71. 12. I'll also let you add 77 steven 77 for steven steven gets all the doubles no how about 11 22 33 44 29 oh i have 22 yeah give him all the 70s all right get all the 70s steven and the 30s. It's going to happen, boys. What's that? 33. 33. There we go.

Yes. See you. See you, bro. That guy's a natural. Come on, 17. That worked out well. 93. Oh, LeV worked out well. 93. Oh, LeVon Kirkland, nice.

I don't think my number is in there. I know it is. I just saw it. 17. Snick, stop looking. Go. Go away. Fucking beat it, dude.

34. 34. Set it up again, Sass. This shit is so hard. 39. 39. Anyone, anyone. All right, so we did it. Nick was right.

We lost two people on that one. I think we're going to lose two people on the next seven spin. I think we're only going to lose one. Ten. Ten. That's a number somebody should have had. How the fuck? Yeah, how's somebody going to get ten?

What's your number, Kyle? Eight. Eight? Oh, 31 was dancing. Oh, 26 was dancing. Oh, 26. 66. Sass, the problem is if you hit 26, you have to stay and keep pulling. What?

If you hit 26, you have to stay and keep pulling until we're all done. You're the host. Who else can press the button? Five. If 26 hits, we all get to go. 26 hits, I'll take over for Sass. All right, no,

hit seven, hit seven. Hit seven, hit seven. I feel good about this one. Don't block the camera. The music sounds good. I feel good. I think we're going to lose two people here.

We have to. Come on, 26. Oh, we don't have to. Oh! 77. 77. 77. What are you we don't have to. Oh, 77. All the doubles are 17. What are you guys? I have 22.

57. 17. I got 17. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Owen, stop guessing. 84. What's your guess, Owen? Owen's 31. What are you?

57. We're not losing anyone on this one. Come on. Come on. One seven. How many numbers are left? That's me. Oh, 36.

Haven't we gotten 36? No, we got 39. 63 maybe? I don't know. Oh. Oh, jam. Oh, 22. He's got to fight. He's got to fight. Come on. 32 is right there. 63 maybe I don't know Oh Oh damn Oh He's got a fight

He got a fight Come on He was right there 94 94 God damn We're never getting out of here Look at my pouch

If we're the last five balls I get your pen stock. 62. Okay. I thought that was me. This is even close. Come on, 17. One.

No one has one. What was that? Oh, my God. Nick, get the fuck out of there. Get out of here. 76. We're on. Hit the seven. Hit the seven. We're on Hit the seven Hit the seven

We're on 15 minutes Of this now Alright we're gonna lose Two people here We lost no one No one We're gonna lose Three people here

We're about to get hot 31 57 What do we got What do we got What do we got 31 Is that you, Owen?

All right. See you, Owen. We're losing three people here. Thanks for being here, Owen. I feel bad. Owen loved that. What do we got? 23.

Oh, fuck. 17. This is awesome. Pass me that bag, fuck. 17. This is awesome. Pass me that bag, KP. What? That bag. 98. Sash, we got that photo shoot, too.

At 2 o'clock. This is now getting funny again. Yeah, I got to film a video. God damn. 71. Fuck. It's like 17. How many 70s?

And? This is getting very funny again. It's so funny. 80. 80. 80. This is awful If somebody has the last number in there They should win something

Yeah If your number lasts all the way to the end Give us 26 A Bitcoin Brandon got any? 32 I got I got

No one at 32 The shots are incredible That's yeah 32. I got someone at 32. The shots are incredible. Yeah, it's beautiful. It does. It looks like a travel channel, like a Discovery Channel show. 14. Like bees having sex. 14.

All right, here we go. We're going to lose two people here. Two people. I think we've got to have, like, maybe. We've got to. There's probably about 40 balls left to sideball on it. So how many numbers are there? Zah's still in there, too.

Oh, what do we got? What do we got? Oh! What is it? Oh! 29. What's your number? 26.

I have 22. 98. 98? Who's picking? What the? 98? Why didn't you think of that, Doug? I didn't think of any of these numbers. Seven. Oh, shit. numbers seven.

This is the lecture torture torture. I'm starving. Come on. Come on. Eighty nine. What on. 89. Shit. What's your number, KD? Eight.

You got eight. What are you? 17. Eight, 17, 22. 57. 57, 29. 26. 58.

Is that Axel Foley in there? Zal, what's your number? 15. Is anybody scared they picked a number that was already gone by the time we started doing this? No. Oh, oh, oh. 37. Jesus.

Great job. What do we got? What do we got? Come on. That's a single digit. Come on. 78. 78. Die.

I wish we didn't lose anyone there. Count how many are in there. What's your estimate of how many are in there? 25? Probably. 30? 27. No one had that.

I think an owner is going to be shocked every time. What's that one? Oh, I see 22. It's just stuck on the side. It got in the't. Oh, I see 22. It's just stuck on the side. It got in the mix. Oh, 82. 82. Wait, am I a big head right now?

Or is that just... I was like, wait, is my head that big? Yeah, big head me. Big head my ass. Make my hands small. Oh! Oh! 87!

Dude, I haven't seen 17 in a while. You think it might be in here? Oh, man. Oh! Please. Jammed at 75. Doesn't count. Doesn't count.

Doesn't count unless it goes up. Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh,'s. Oh, no. Oh, no. What do we do? Did it break? Did it break?

You have to put them all back in. You have to put them all back in. It's going to explode. Turn it off. Turn it off Turn it off Come on Wait there's another one over here Make sure 17 is right there. All right, we're back.

We're back. That was close. What's he going to... What's he going to... 21. 21. Brandon, give me the rest of the numbers right now. Oh, no. Oh, 16. Yeah, when there's a few balls in there, it's harder.

So, we may never. Come on. Come on. 91. How? Come on. Push it. Push it. Push it.

Push it. 78. Ah! How is this possible? There's like no balls left. He's not going to make it. Nope. 99. Why did anyone guess 99?

It's too obvious of a number. 17's just obscure enough. Is everybody sure their numbers are still there? Yes. Yep. Oh, 79. No one. The probability is now pretty Pretty high

Like the fact that We defied some of us 57 Yep this is it 74 This is every time Alright here we go we're going to lose Three people in this one

Three people I guarantee it this every time. Alright, here we go. We're going to lose three people in this one. I think we might. Three people. I guarantee it. We're going to start off with one. Then it's going to be no one. Then it's going to be one. Then we're going to have one back-to-back. It's going to be crazy. 17! There we go! I said it!

17! There's the one. Peace! See you, Roan. Let us it. I called it. 17. There's the one. There's the one. Peace. See you, Rome. Let us know how the outside is. 38. Tell my family I love them. All right.

That's a good guy, that Rome. Damn. He did leave the door open 50 50 I miss Rome you really tied the room together 16 16 we get a number check what are you 22 16. 16.

We get a number check. What are you? 22. There's not a lot left. 15. 57. I see 26 in there. Oh, get there.

Get there. That's it. That's eight. No. 81 doesn't count. That will be heartbreaking if your number gets close and doesn't go up. 61. We now have so little that I'm following my individual ball. I can see it..

Is there any reward punishment here? 68. No, the punishment is what's happening right now. It's for the viewers too. There's not a lot left. There's got to be like 15 left. So now it's like a 50-50 shot. Someone's going to have it.

50-50. It's someone. Somebody. You don't have a 50. We're there. Individuals. Somebody. 28.

Nope. No. You're 26. Come on. I got to pee so bad. I have to pee and eat. 56. Oh, fuck. This is crazy.

We got to end every show like this. We just did a live show, and it was just you got to leave. 70. 70. Nobody. There's eight. There's eight. Oh. Eight just got teased.

You stuck up there. Oh, no, KP. Oh. 35. 35. All right, 22's died. You know what's crazy is we do this at the end of every PMT Just one number 22 has never been picked in two years And it still hasn't been picked

I wonder why This has to be it Oh it's getting teased 26 See you Sass You did a good job, buddy. Good job, Sass. Here we go.

40. We got a 40 out there. I'm on the mic. 40, 40, 40. Here comes our next number. See who's let out of hell. And the next number is 48. Oh, boy.

48. All right, all right. You can count them now. Yeah. And we see all our numbers. Here we go. Shovel up and spin, folks. Make sure you tip your waitresses. Free hot dogs in the back. Come on, baby. and spin, folks. Make sure you tip your waitresses. Free hot dogs in the back.

Come on, baby. I'm feeling lucky. Eight. Eight. Eight. Let's go. It's now down to Miza and Brandon Walker. So 57-15 and 22.

That's what we're looking for. Here we go. No whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy. This looks like it could be promising. Could be a 21. Oh, 81 didn't make it. What's your number, Brandon? 57. 57 for Brandon. We have Zah.

15. 15. That might be gone. 15 might not be in there, they think. That's a low number. Six. Six. Six. If you have six, you are dismissed. We're going to have to do a number check at the last.

If you have six, you are dismissed. That's me. 57. Brandon is dismissed. It is now down to me and Zaw. It's me and Zaw. Zaw, what is your number? 15.

Well, I can't hear you. 97 gets pulled. 15. 15. 15 and 22. Here we go. Welcome, folks, to the worst game show on earth. 75.

75 and still alive. If you have 75, you are dismissed. Any 75s out there, it's just me. It's just Zaha. We picked every single number. We have two left to go, 15 and 22. And here it comes. This looks like it could be a 20.

It's a 12. It's a 12. Wait, Zaha, what's your number? 15. It ain't in there, right? It's not in there. What's yours? What's your number?

22. I see it. Wait, so, Zaha, you've already been dismissed. Yeah, guess we'll keep going. Yeah, no, you've already been dismissed, Zaha, so just me. I's your number? 22. I see it. Wait, so, Zai, you've already been dismissed. Yeah. Guess we'll keep going. Yeah, no, you've already been dismissed, Zai. So, just me. I don't see 22 either.

It's 22's right there. Zai, you can pick another number. 3, 81, 55, 60, or 95. Let me do 3. 3. Okay. It's just me and Zai. All right, here we go.

Here we go. And we got it. We're we're going so i've got three i got 22 who's gonna win 60 if i win 22 3 we're the last two standing good luck 81 gets pulled 81 if you have 81 you are dismissed from the YouTube comments. Shout out to everyone who's still watching. This is the worst, worst possible show of all time. But I'm addicted to it. 95. We got four balls left. Four balls left.

Four balls left. Zal's got three now. 15 had already been pulled. He just didn't realize it. So, Zal, you've been dismissed. I don't even know. But we'll give you three. I mean, I'm here anyway. And we got a

22! I'm out of here. Zai, you already got dismissed. You had a 15. There we go. So, you lose. Yeah. Well, no. You know what, Zai? Hold on. Let me put all the balls back in and we'll wait and see if you can pull 15. God damn it. Yeah, so let's just do that because, I mean, we can't finish. You didn't get the balls back in, and we'll wait and see if you can pull 15.

God damn it. Yeah, so let's just do that because, I mean, we can't finish. You didn't get your number. So we'll just keep going until you get 15. You want me to come in there? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. All right, that's a show. That's a show, yep.

It's the act. It's the show. It's the act Yeah, it's time to sock shop We're doing Yankees pop It's the act It's the act It's the act Bye, Chad. See you tomorrow. Thank you.