The Yak - Sporcle Has BANNED Us From Attending Their Convention in Chicago | The Yak 4-2-25

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

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It's gonna work Not gonna be good what were those for these shoes yeah, they're just giving to me I Own way more suits than I thought. How many? Seven? Seven suits? Whoa. I forgot about my guy Mr. Formal Wear in Saratoga who makes me a suit every time we go to the racetrack and That's happened like four years in a row and then I just went to look for a suit this morning I was like, oh shit. I have like multiple options to choose from so shout out to him. I can't tie a tie anymore. Mm-hmm. It took me forever same

Brandon you want to tuck in? I'm there are different levels of suits. I'm wearing a leisure suit a Leisurely Titus you look great Kate you look great. Oh Kate is not Wow Kate. Are you are you stern today? That is amazing circle back on that in a minute It's just not a suit Kate looks like everyone's worst nightmare am I That is amazing circle back on that in a minute It's just not a suit it looks like everyone's worst nightmare am I hmm just not a suit no No, it's not suit. It's not a suit. He's saying that because I'm a woman yes actually have a handbook right here Coward's your jacket. I didn't want to wear it Actually, that's a rock fucking fire me I

Hate jackets I hate this I hate all you are we doing it guys did right? It's ruined my morning I uh I completely forgotten that I saw chase text as I was like getting ready to leave the house Had to scramble I had a door to find all this shirt and these socks we look like we're being sued yeah, yeah As a show we're being collectively sued We're all just like looking at looking in the in the booths like oh shit these guys They really did it this time looks like we have a guest coming up that we're trying to impress somehow like the Queen of England Yeah, the Queen of England's gonna be appearing on the show today. So we have a nerve, West Virginia, perhaps Oh, yeah, we should get him back on just to see if he likes what we look like. I feel so uncomfortable We can't do this. No, your pants aren't

Your pants are doing funny things. I think you guys look great. Well, I just I should have gone full socks But I just I didn't I don't have dress. So your cock region door to pack upstairs if you want them. What do you mean? Your cock region is getting all weird Why don't you worry about the fact that you're literally wearing a suit that you bought a year ago live on this show and not Even tucked in you don't you're you look like shit. Oh, I'm sorry What was the rule that we were gonna wear suits that we didn't buy a year Go on this show. Yeah, I don't remember that rule and I look fucking great. It was so wow the audience No, you don't great. No, you don't I look good

Stand up why are we doing this immediately? I guess you came up my talk. Look at your cock. Your cock is all crazy I got a boner. What do I care? Your cock looks top-handed. Don't be mad at me because your cock is all-handed! Sorry that I have a kink for fucking grade A bitches dressed up like what Kate's dressed up. You have a tinted cock right now. I want to be scolded by Kate. And I'm getting hard! Kate scold us.

Tell me I'm a bad boy. Your cock looks weird Okay, you're that much. Hey your tits look great. By the way. Thank you Kate Sharon stonem Brandon I was I was because you called me out. I was simply referencing yesterday Kate's expectation for us to acknowledge that. Are we great? Let's restart. Everybody just relax. Relax.

It's great. All period stains on the main. Hey, you call for Jack. I don't want to be the sour pie. Not anymore. These in 1996. Let's restart. It's all nobody. Oh, in 1996. Let's restart. Still there. That's all. I don't want that. Nobody wants that.

Oh my god. Let's relax. Everyone looks good. I think the problem is that Brandon is self-conscious that he's wearing a redundant suit. I'm not wearing. And so he's now lashing out at us. And then we're going down to his level.

Which? Mark, we're good looking gentlemen right now. We look great. We look classy. Brandon, which seat of your car Did you hold that you just said somebody just makes these suits for free for you? And you didn't know you had it you just fucking that I don't have somebody that makes me free suits every time I go to a horse race a lot you could easily get a free suit who are fucking a free suit from

This show I'm not getting a free suit. You just said I go to horse races and this guy gave me a free suit So I had it From P Who you talking to you look at me Brandon He looks like oh come on tuck in your shirt He's your distant dad who shows up to your graduation, and that's what he's wearing tuck in the show a little frumpy a little cares, okay done a Little disheveled he's disheveled. I think that's like something like

It's like it You look okay? You look okay. It looks like a some you'd wear to the like a beach like a beach wedding Did it have to be no? I'm not shitting on you. I'm hoping I said funeral suits nobody said court suits We just said suits correct just corporate was kind of a given why you look like you woke up at a woman's house the night After Easter oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's like yeah after a wedding Church on Easter Sunday All right now we're back Yeah, it's not me being back. I feel good in my suit. You go town to town fucking women.

And you got to get out of town because they're like, damn. Yeah. That guy just fucked me so good. No time to tuck in your shirt. You're all about the same color, the same. And look at me. I stand out like a rose among the thorns. Yeah, he's fucking right.

We were giving you a compliment there. You look like a town fucker. I'm not okay going town to town And the women are like man that was such good sex. Where is that tall glass of water? I got a girl already down. You're already the next town. I gotta go looking for some more I Like that Brandon the town fucker the town fucker. I'm glad we did this Townfucker the town fucker. I'm glad we did this yeah Really getting us all camaraderie. Yeah, I look good feel good. We're all confident. I think the real problem is that I Just get angry when I'm in a suit. Yeah, like I just get irritable

Because I feel like I'm being choked to death right now Yeah, it sucks. I don't know how people wear suits every day. I might start. No, you won't. Did you buy that today? No, I found this in the back of my closet. See, look, we're all finding suits. Yeah.

Brandon, you have another suit, too. You definitely do. I knew where the suit was. Oh, okay. That's fair. Why are you hollering? Was it in your car? It was in your car.

No, the truth comes out. It was in the back of your car. It was in the hollering was it in your car Was in the back your Was it from the last time you wore that did you have to move any Arby's bags to get to it? No, no, no Arby's I did have to move some sports memorabilia and paraphernalia I had to move a hanky air and baseball bat, but I did not have to move any fast food bag I kind of like that that you just always have an emergency suit Why wouldn't you? Yeah? Does Arby's have the best french fries of all the fast food James good question no, no, I like Burger King

Arby's I Think being able to rate them in any specific order is fucking dorky and lame Okay, that's take damn What are you doing today? I think they're all about the same. No, they're not the same. That's why there is the gold standard, okay? Carbys curly fries are certainly great you saw the article If you had one fry though, for the rest of your life. Is this the character you're just going to quote articles you've been reading all day?

I did see an article about steak fries yesterday. You get a French fry magazine every morning. Yes, I do. French fry quarterly. Innovation. Came through. Tots. Wait, Brandon, are you pro waffle fry from Chick-fil-a or you would like to change?

I like them to change. I think that's the weakest part of Chick-fil-a is the fry what if you had one fry for the rest You'll be McDonald's right. I mean Arby's are really goddamn good those curly fries. I would probably pretty good I don't know that I've ever stopped at McDonald's because I like Arby's I stopped at Arby's huh you like Arby's or do you just like curly fries? We've been over this I like their It's gotta be me for like their beef and cheddar Burger King fries are never hot. They're so crispy are they yeah, I like What are you doing? It's all about no nobody's had Taco Bell About him you had Taco Bell fries all about him. No nobody's had Taco Bell jays world We're just a little living in it get that out of our fucking face get it out of here

You ever have diner like Jersey diner friends have that like crinkly Here we go here the Jersey people go oh you diner diner diner. Oh, it goes great with a water order So this is your fault big cat everybody oh, oh wait, how's my fault you said you have the tentacoc? Yeah, yeah, yeah those guys. Oh yeah, pop eyes look pop eyes is number one. Those are the best Are we just angry people in suits? Yes? Yes? I want to call somebody Somebody yeah, can we get on somebody's ass who's on your shit list can we just can we get on smokes about lysin aids? Is this him saying that he has aids so he could be like see it's not that bad Let's really be angry at him though. Yeah, he also he gave me to my office this morning was like hey if Florida wins

You need me to go down to San Antonio's like no Florida wins, you need me to go down to San Antonio. I was like, no. Can't have you spreading AIDS. No. Yeah, let's get him in here. Call him into the teacher's office, principal's office. Yeah, let's, you know what? Let's get on some ass.

Let's get on everyone. Let's get on some ass. Let's get on everyone. It's time to turn things around around here. You wanna use the word? Yeah, how did that have 3,000 likes? I think pity. It's 3,000 people with AIDS.

As an adult. Yeah, you think there was one person who read that as an eight It like as an AIDS patient and was like see oh shit. It's not that bad. It's just like look at this look at oh Get down here smokes are we prepared for his answer. He's going oh my god But what I miss? He went one second. One minute. I haven't seen the booth suits yet.

Yeah, what does the booth look like? I'm saying they look like they're ready for court. Yes, yes. Zah. Oh! Zah. Nice. God damn suits suck.

They're the worst. I got my first scare yesterday. I got beef. Oh. How'd you do that? You stand over our mirror? Oh. No, I didn't break it.

You funky asshole. I'm happy you took it because I was going to go with different. I was going to hand him a salad. Yeah. He is. Good. Yeah. Yeah. He is? Ha! I'm sure you know why we brought you in here. No, I have no idea. It's my outfit.

Nice outfits. You look like a jockey. Thanks. I was going for like classy fuck boy. Nicholas, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Do you enjoy working here? Yeah, I love it.

First of all, don't give him Nicholas. His name is Charles Charles Nicholas What right you wore that you're not wearing that for like I thought it was like Jersey or something. You're just wearing that Yeah, why you're tough. It's not it's not tough. It's not tight. Look stupid. How's that happy hour? They'd be like damn that's a tough not a happy hour No, you're working that's not tough. This. This is a more serious work environment than you're used to right now. All right, that's fine. What happened with the AIDS tweet? Um, it was a banger. I think it made perfect

sense. I consider it a lice tweet first and foremost. More of an eight. It's secondary light is a nice than AIDS. Did you have license as a boy? No, I didn't. But I think people that don't understand the tweet might be dumber than I am. Hmm Well, explain the tweet to us. Okay, so I said getting lice in elementary school We you're just saying the tweet. Can I explain myself? But you're just saying the tweet you're explaining I'm going to explain it is the equivalent of getting AIDS as an adult when you're in elementary school You're not worried about AIDS HIV herpes chlam, and all the other STDs that we have.

That's not true. You're worried. That's not true. At least in my generation, we weren't worried about AIDS. In the 90s, I definitely thought I'd get AIDS from a... Well, that's because in the 90s, Magic Johnson was popping, AIDS was a big thing. I thought if you drank from a drinking fountain, you'd get AIDS. Absolutely.

Okay, well, we didn't have that in 2003, 2004. Lice and swine flu were the big deal. So the only thing you were worried about in elementary school was getting lice And if you got lice on lice day you got pulled out in front of a hundred other classmates in an auditorium They give you a special shampoo send you home for three days And then you try to come back and play pickup basketball and no one's picking you on the team no one sitting next to you at Lunch it's pretty you basically had AIDS in elementary school and then five days later everything, but you don't know that Sometimes it takes a full semester. That's not how you treat not that have it was life's gonna kill you well

That's what we thought we thought it was I was never see it was it over you guys were we scared of life No, I think the parents were scared of life as men I don't remember being eight years old and being terrified of life I also don't remember him putting everyone in a fucking room together and being like lice lice lice Oh, no, we would all go in like one student would show up for school. You'd be like what happened Yeah, like one person would have lice. They'd be like, alright a nurse is coming today to give you a scalp massage Yeah, yeah. Well, alright. Well, maybe it's a Florida thing I don't fucking know but they would put 300 of us in an auditorium. There'd be four nurses.

Yeah. They'd go one by one. You're in a line and they'd either say you're good to go or they say you're not good. Here's a special bottle of shampoo in front of everyone. And you got, and you got kicked out. No, I didn't. And you think that's how he did? No, I had classmates that suffered from lice. You think he he's adults we're gonna have 300 adults and we're gonna pick them out for AIDS and we're gonna kick them out I mean look if that's how yours your age Like imagine we did STD testing and we are all on the basketball court one by one. It's like up positive We don't do that. That's the point. Well, that's what they did with lice. How many STDs? That's why they're not that's why I thought how many what they did with lice. How many STDs? That's why they're not

How many have you had never been tested? How many you gonna have? Charles I think I think we brought you here to let you know that we're all kind of disappointed with your performance in this regard And why like explaining the tweet? Charles, how do you think the conversation went this morning about the Florida San Antonio trip? I thought it went as well as it could have. What was the pitch? Well, my pitch was I was just letting you know, like, hey, if Florida wins Saturday and you guys need someone to do Man on the Street in San Antonio.

You didn't say Man on the Street. Yeah, I did. No, you didn't. You were just staring at your phone. You don't listen to me. No, you said you came in and you said, you said, if Florida wins, should I go to San Antonio? To do Man on the Street.

You did not say man on the street Okay, well, that's what I was implying. Well that that's a pretty big difference Would you like me to go if they went on Saturday? No, don't you think the implication would have been? Do you want me to go so I can go the game? Yeah, that's what I thought. No Charles right now I mean like I know where I'm at like all right Maybe you should go to man on the street What whatever you want me to do I'll gladly do if If you want me on stream I'll be on stream. Shouldn't they go to Gainesville? I'll be there.

Yeah Gainesville would be better. Gainesville would be fun. Old stomping grounds. Yeah you could get lysine aids. Yeah I mean I could probably do that here too but. Have you done a man on the street? Yeah I did it with Dana Beers for his bachelor party. So no?

Yeah I don't think I've done it for sports No, cuz when the Panthers I was gonna do it for the Panthers, but they lost so I didn't do it They won no one I went home to watch them went at home. They lost that game They won the Stanley Cup. So you stick around to do this thing. Well, that was just game seven. It's just game seven Yeah, so you've done a man on the street. Yeah You've done a man on the street. Yeah, I think so. We have visual evidence? Oh, yeah.

Me and Tate did Florida Tour. Got him. Georgia. Me and Tate did Florida Tour. Got him. He still doesn't. Did the video come out? Yeah, it was for Fireball.

How'd it go? It went pretty well. It was part of the Telegate series. DJ, pull that up. Charles, are you enjoying this conversation? Yeah. We all want you to know that we think you're a fine employee and a fine human being.

Thank you. I appreciate that. I love all you guys Nick KB. Do you think he has man on the street abilities? I don't think we were able to deem that well you guys are very good at man on the street No, I think he's perfect for something like that. You just need reactions of drunk people, so you should probably go to Gainesville Yeah All right if we went on Saturday What if the guy interviewing is more drunk and fucked up?

That's that's a tough task Drunk man on it. Oh, yeah, you would just they would be in the beginning of the Houston Astros video But not in the middle or end. I don't know if I could do it man on the streets over on day quill Yeah, I don't know I think you weirded people out man. We're robo tripping now the cold And I was blacked out you you were on take will and an entire bottle of Something okay, well consider it. I'm still struggling with the outfit big cat to be honest. Yeah, no

It's what you guys don't support the WMBA. It's a ribbed. You don't support the WMBA. I just don't get it cashmere sweater Yeah, it's a ribbed. You don't support the WMBA. I just don't get it Kashmir sweater Kashmir Kashmir and a dumb tough Jersey you don't fuck with Nico mule I Think if you got rid of the Jersey you'd look you'd look damn fine right now. Yeah go off the Jersey That's the point of the Jersey know to make yourself look stupid. Yeah, and now you look grown man Stop wearing a Jersey now. You look fine. Oh my goodness. That's very nice You look good. I put that shit on I Look like you guys you guys look better

Who looks best and don't don't worry about who's the boss or whatever? Kate you look phenomenal, but I can't I'm not gonna give you the crown So you don't look phenomenal. There's just something about KB in a suit that kind of turns me on a little bit, right? The correct answer fresh out of GQ Glenn keep going I think I think you look good in a suit the no socks things kind of fucking me up Yeah, I should have put socks on I think you went with red not a lot of red tops You look like the typical white Mississippi dad ready for church on Sunday special socks on brown shoes. I think it's a good look Terranis suit looks like he got it from Amazon, but looks fly as fucking it Danny Conrad looks look looks like my accountant

Danny Conrad looks like my accountant. How does this look like an Amazon suit? You don't have an accountant. Yeah, that's what I was going for. You look like the head coach of Nova. Oh, Nova? I don't even know who that is. You don't know who Nova is? Like Villanova?

No, I don't know who the coach is. You've never heard of Johnny Cash? No, I just found out about him in the movie about Bob Dylan. I think Jim Carrey played him? No. No, he did not. Well, Bob Dylan's fucking amazing. I'm a big fan of him. You thought that was Jim Carrey in the Bob Dylan movie?

As Johnny Cash, yeah. What? I'm so envious of you. Why? Pull up Johnny Cash in the Bob Dylan movie. That's so What yeah when he's uh when he's about to get in the car, and he goes backwards and hits the other car He looks just like Jim Carrey Jim Carrey is the guy that makes the funny faces right yeah, yeah, I think I hate you that looks just like Jim Carrey

Not at all a little bit Oh a little bit They're white it looks a little like Jim Carrey right there. It looks like Jim Carrey. It doesn't it doesn't not I've now agreed I fucking agree with the light stick, but I didn't have the heart my dog. I'm in no no You're not getting daps man. All right. Thank you Charles. Appreciate you guys go down to Gaines and woman on the street Yeah, I think I think we will probably send you somewhere But next time say that Yeah, he didn't say

Think did not say the part. He just said hey if Florida wins you want me to go to San Antonio To the game is what he meant. I don't know what he meant, but I was like no. I don't want you to go to San Antonio He should be in Gainesville he's built for man on the street. Yeah, that's his territory Who else should we yell at Eddie oh Yeah, let's yell at Eddie What's he done? We could do the exact same White Sox Dave conversation, but be mad this time any update on Dave I have some plans for tomorrow. Yeah. Good. I had a private talk

with him. What are they? I don't want to say. Yeah. Eddie might have a theory. Yeah so there is one person he hates that I didn't know. White Sox Dave hates or Eddie hates? White Sox Dave hates and I need to, White Sox Dave hates. And I need to talk to him. Here at the office? Yeah. Oh. Is that part of tomorrow? Uh, yeah.

Okay. What? I do want to know who that person is. Yeah, could we get... Is that person... Could we get White Sox? Yeah, that person is in this room. Oh, that person...

Hmm. Brandon? Wait, no, I'm... No, it's not Brandon. I know he hates me. Danny?us oh yeah nobody knows why incredible he does actually I think whoa so yeah do you want to help I've always felt a weird tension with Dave I've always felt no I don't think he hates you I just I I don't know if like I think yours to opposite human beings Yeah, I don't really interact with Dave much. I just remember the uh

The best wait have there been signs yeah like the basketball thing we did where Dave was like I go You know I could be chugging, but then he kind of does that to everybody though. He was like I we were doing like the relay for high noon or something and I was like, I'll give someone a head start to make this interesting and he's like, no, I took a picture. I can picture you. I don't think it's hate. I think it's just, yeah. Maybe he doesn't get you.

Yeah, he probably does. I don't know. Get in line, Dave. There are a lot of people. You have a lot of people that hate you? You think so? I don't know I'm a prickly guy on the outside. I think I think there's some sneaky tightest haters in the building Yeah, I think so some out amongst us

Not in this room not in this room, but in the building. I think there are really I'm not as uh Social as I appear to be on air. That's probably true. So when the show ends, I'm not like chummy with people. They think I'm just like a fucking asshole. When really, I just kinda wanna be alone.

Yeah. I really understand. And I think that kinda doesn't help me at all. Working with Brandon will make a man do that. Yeah. How did you find that? I require alone time, but I don't have the gull. when I have the studio door shut upstairs And it says recording on the door even though I'm not and people still come in yeah ask for advice or hmm

Everyone goes to you for advice They call you at night They come to you in person and look where it got us white socks Dave. I ruined a man. Why quitting? I see Dave once every two months, maybe He's avoiding you dude you guys don't go upstairs I don't ever I don't ever interact with that, but I don't want to fix that I would like for white socks Dave to hate your fucking yeah, that's funny Welcome that

Just put them in tomorrow's videos just you putting Tit Titus and White Sox Dave in an escape room Yeah, yeah Alright now come in Carl You're saying in this room aside from me has the most people in this building that hate them Is it you Titus? No, it could nobody hates Kyle. Yes this building. I'm sure there's people hate me in here. Ah It could be nobody. That's Kyle. Yes this building. I'm sure there's people hate me in here uh You're just in a position where it's impossible to avoid yeah, yeah some right some people are like Oh, he's not giving me a fair shot or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah that would yeah I bet there's people that's not sending me to Gainesville for man on the street right there's people that closet Lee hate Stephen Che

Closeted haters of Stephen Che. That's good. I'd rather people not like me than have no opinion about me. I'm the opposite. I think it's me, yeah. It's your number one. Yeah, me and you want to. I think you would have more indifference.

Me? Yeah. I shouldn't have said Dave hates you. He cares himself like a prick. I think you're a foil to him. Yeah. You're a put together. Yeah, if you don't interact with Dave, but then make fun of him He will just hate you right what it is right? Yeah I'm still I still kind of feel it's it's slowly

It's it's eroded almost completely now, but I still had like the the new guy right thing going on And then I get on a show like this and we all point and laugh at people we work with And then they're like why is this fucking guy laughing at me? What's just? Just got here. Yeah That makes sense. So maybe there's that Nobody hates Kate No, no in the office. I kind of do there's a difference between hate and can't stand. Yeah In the studio, no, you're not you're not you guys doing in here

Okay, we all love it. Yeah And I gotta jump in everyone's conversations. Oh, I gotta you're good on baby. Yeah, yeah on paper You're good person. I think you're one of the best types of people yeah Who's the person who hates the most people in this office is big T. Yeah I think he hates everyone Brandon Brandon or white socks Dave brother the big three. Yeah, that's a big three of hate. I don't hate a lot of people I only hate seven not in this office. Oh, there's max Hard to hate Jack hate. Oh, no

office oh there's max hard to hate Jack hate oh no pictures of Jack there in the little what were they doing wait does Jack hate the Jack Jack hates yeah come here Jack Jack hates hard Max almost quit PMT today because of the prank yeah what was the prank what happened happened Jerry O'Connell called in and pretended to be big Dom and invite max to the White House Any spiral out of control for like 45 minutes Tried to opt out of the show like this is not funny you guys are lame Yelled at Hank did he believed it for a second yeah, he believed it threatened violence to all was this all on air. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, like there's like multiple times where he just kept on saying I'm cutting all this we're like no you aren't and that all Made it in

That's so funny. Yeah, it didn't sound like big dom at all. It sounded like Jerry O'Connell, but he really really believed it for her yeah, he initially was like this is April Fool's and. But then he was like, no, this is real. And yeah, you could play the Big Dom voice. It was pretty funny. I mean, Jer's an actor. Should I pick up? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Ask him about the toothbrush. Big Dom, hey, you're live right now. We'll cut it if you need to talk or I can call you back. Hey, no, I just got to ask you a question. Right now we'll cut it if you need to talk where I can call you back We're not sure it's gonna be like we we can we maybe 11 we're thinking 11 I got one ticket to go Me Trump at the White House.

And we're gonna go with the team and I got one ticket and I thought I'd call you guys and see if, see if our guy Max wanted to come with the team to the White House. We're going to the White House. Whoa. White House Max. Yeah, and then it just kept on going. And Jerry even called back and was like, make sure max doesn't tweet about Hamas and

liberal believing that active he Originally was like his April fools, but then he totally believed it he did yeah, cuz then Jerry called him He's like why is Jerry calling me and he didn't put it together. Yeah, and yeah, he was very upset before fools April fools jerk yeah and yeah, he was very upset before fools April Fool's jerk. Yeah. Yeah, that's a That's a tough true fool to recognize that it is April Fool's and still believe it But knowing Barstool he'll end up going to the White House with the eagles yeah, big Dom will see it Would the Eagles do that? I think big Dom would

Yeah, I mean Max is very Italian the big Dom will take care of his own Would any of you guys like want to go to the White House regardless of the president? No, I would love to yeah, you think it'd be fun I'd be there wouldn't be saying to do I think it'd be cool to like it. I think a whole tour Real tour not the real. Yeah the fake tour. I don't give fuck. I want to show you a couple rooms I'll do any of it. I remember Clinton was president all I wanted to do was see his cat socks And I didn't get socks running around Anyway, yeah, you actually kind of dress like an injury yeah, yeah, we could stay in that dress

Yeah, we have a cigar that dress is stained isn't it? It's not that's not a different one. What's your stand one? Oh you have a cigar that dress is stained isn't it is that is that the it's not that's not a different one What's your stand one? Oh you have a semen dress? We're for a zbt. We used to have to go down to DC and interview like oh all the time And so I would wear like a Hillary Clinton pantsuit every single time And nobody laughed because other women were wearing that is that the one from morning sunshine the red one no You got a different red one. This is actually goodwill. Oh Nice Sunshine the red one? No. You got a different red one. This is actually goodwill. Oh Nice

What era is that piece and what type of piece I don't know it smells like an older woman People don't wear these anymore. I feel like It's giving flight attendants. Is it a scarf or is it does it have a different name? What's that? Mr. Walker? Oh wow You know what I oh, Yeah, that's good method acting Mm-hmm, so you're my secretary now What would you call that garment a kerchief that might be a kerchief no, that's not a news trust me DC no I've never done I'd been there. I've driven around the outside. I've talked about it.

You can just go in any congressperson's office. You can just walk right in. I remember it being very interesting, just not... fun wasn't a word I would describe. I wouldn't say I'm excited to go to the house. Tiring. A lot of museums. A lot of standing. Yeah.

My brother was one of those pages in high school. He moved to DC, and he worked on the floor. And so my parents watched C-SPAN all day, and they'd be like, there he is carrying papers. Very exciting. That's pretty cool. We went to DC all the time. I went there one time, and I got caught up

in this fucking big, big ass rally or something. They ended up bringing me on stage. No way. And I came on stage, and I was talking about something. I don't remember what I was talking about. The mic went out, and it finally came back on. And I saw my old girlfriend, my old whore girlfriend in Mississippi.

AIDS. Who was the president at the time? Or Lice. Huh? Who was president at the time? Shit. I don't know. OK.

Johnson? You show him your butt? Is that what you show him? Oh, that's the thing. You show him your butt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that, and then I got together with my whore girlfriend We ran around and then we went to a black people party. She had lice Probably did yeah

We went to DC in sixth grade is like a field trip thing to learn about the government or anything and I had a Disposable camera with me and I thought it was a Polaroid and this is how I learned the difference between a disposable camera and a Polaroid because the first picture I took on the field trip, I saw a statue of a naked woman and I took a picture of her titties and I expected it to just like come out and I was gonna be like, I'm gonna keep that for later. And it didn't.

And then you had to like wind it. And then I realized, and then I started like asking the teachers, how does this work? And they're like, well, once you're done with the pictures, you take it to the pharmacy or whatever, they will develop the pictures. Have your mom and dad go with you, and they'll develop the pictures,

and I lost my mind, and the entire trip was ruined, because I was like panicked. Yeah, panicked, but then I didn't wanna, yeah, I didn't know how to handle it, and I, yeah, long story short, I think I ended up throwing the camera away. You'd have to. But I tried to, I tried to I tried to like

Open up the film roll and like take out that first picture and everything Cuz I was still taking pictures of the Lincoln Memorial and whatnot With the whole trip. I'm just like dude if we get these pictures developed. I'm I'm so fucking grounded So oh, it's gonna be so great. It was a statue. Yeah, it was just a statue of some titties titties though They were good titties. Yeah, it was just a statue of some titties. Good titties though. They were good titties Yeah, I mean they were statue titties Look good. Yeah, yeah, Janet Reno. Yeah, I was in sixth grade. So you took what you can get We didn't have the internet back then, you know, are the best titties statue titties like average wise? Well, they're not gonna sculpt. They're not gonna sculpt. No, they're little. What's the one? No, there's some bit busty man.

There's the statue in Ireland that they're gonna have to like raise it up on stilts cuz they you know When a statue's been touched a lot very shiny and her tits are like completely shiny the whole rest is like rusted and I bet you if you made a composite of all statue titties. They'd be the perfect hits Hmm, they're never bad cuz statue penises are they always do dirty Penises are they always do them dirty. They always do them little. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh Fuck that that guy. Yeah, that's who's Molly Malone. Let's look her up in real life. She's the woman on that's a hot name Oh my god. That's Molly Brown. Oh Molly Malone

Whoo, she was she carrying potatoes. I did I Look at those Molly Malone Cockles and muscles. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah And let's read the song. Why don't you sing us cockles and muscles? Oh and get Connor Griffin in here. Oh, yeah, wait. Yeah get Connor. Good honoring cockles and muscles Yeah, get him in here. Wait. I have a cockle. Um Yeah, it's a little oyster. Yeah. Yeah We have a guest on he's waiting to come on

Rico How we doing Great. Yeah, hey, Rico. How are we doing? Great. Yeah. Where are you? Like a half hour from Louisville, maybe. OK, so you're making some time. Yeah, we're doing well. Did you sleep? Overnight. Yeah. Wow. Wow. How many hours of sleep did you get? Five or six. OK.

Is Cody with you or no? No, no, he many hours of sleep did you get? Okay, it's Cody with you or no No, no, he just went to the GW bricks. Oh, and then he got out Yeah, I'm not gonna make somebody take this trip. Okay, who's next to you? Wake him up. Yeah, let him tell him what's up. Wake him up No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no real quick raise your phone oh no no really raise it over your head what why I can't do that what I'm getting some I'm getting some looks I'm getting some looks oh come on have you had any conversations with anyone like the zoo you know like with the day. Yes, gotcha like don't That's yep. Can we see outside could get a glimpse of the scenery? Wow look at the green

Be worse bad weather today. How many hours left? How many hours left? 20 I think That's like four horrible trips. Oh my god. How's like? How's the morale? Up up, you know see we don't nobody nobody's talking about the final four really weird to me, but You know we're making do You stop long enough to get like real food, or are you just eating gas station snacks? I had subway last night. That was about it

But yeah, I mean just kind of loading up on snacks have you up pissed on the bus Yeah, once how is it? Rocky yeah, yeah shit No, I should at the uh Rest stop. What are you watching I? Actually haven't been because people have been texting me non-stop so like the phone keeps vibrating anytime I try to put down you didn't know you didn't bring a computer No, I did I did I did I'm watching the pit on Macs. Oh, so why don't you? The phone keeps vibrating any time I try to put it down. You didn't bring your computer? No, I did, I did, I did.

I'm watching the pit on Macs. Oh, so why don't you just say that? That could have been an answer. I'm too popular. That was very confusing. OK. All right, well, I'm excited to see you in San Antonio. Yeah, thrilled.

It's going to be a blast okay Anyone else got anything for Rico. She's stuck on a bus Yeah, New York Times crossword. Oh, yeah, you uh You have you're going through some tornado stuff almost your exact path. Oh Yeah, it's not good Okay, all right well you're aware We we gotta get to the pumps. Yeah, we gotta get to the pumps. We gotta get to the pumps all right well Well wait hold on hold on. Oh

You see yes, yeah Evil yeah, KFC home center. Oh College basketball Papa John got carried out of there, right? That's right. Yeah. Looks beautiful. Is that where, he was at the Yum Center? I think he got carried out of the Yum Center, right?

Yeah. In a happy way or a bad way? Bad way. The drunkest a person's ever looked. No. Yeah. All right, Rico, we'll keep bussin', dude. All right, yeah.

Barstowin' a blast. All right, all right, you sure you't want to wake up that guy next to you Real quick All right, we'll see you good luck Man I thought he would have like open seats and stuff mm-hmm. That's oh he seems in good spirit Yeah, he does. I mean it's great I was talking to him before and he was like is gonna suck I was like it is but it's also gonna be good content like your his updates are funny

You know something to do. Yeah, I mean it's not horrible. It's not suffering. Yeah, he's been on there for 24 hours Yeah, that's bad. Yes 20 hours. Yeah, it is horrible. I Will remind everyone I do have a middle seat on my flight to San Antonio. Oh my god Will you FaceTime us while you're doing yeah, I will God gives us toughest battles. It's brutal. I don't really know What airline? United oh God yeah Connor that's so bad. I know Three hours, I kind of prefer middle to aisle though. Okay, so you're not here to talk.

What was that? Yeah, that was a bad injection by me. No, no, no, no, no. I'm fine with the injection. I like it. What what do you mean you'd prefer middle to aisle? Whenever I'm in the aisle seat, I always just get bumped all the time. Like I if I'm trying to sleep I can sleep better in the middle. So take your leg out of the... No, no, no. It's like... Keep your elbows in. No, I do. But it'll be like people... There'll sometimes be the flight attendants when they're moving the carts, or if there are people who have to walk to the bathroom. Also then, there's double the likelihood

if you're in the aisle of having to get up and have people... But you can also get up without having to do anything. But I don't get up on planes I don't either yeah, I pee beforehand I'm well have you ever told someone like when you sit down in the aisle you're like hey you want to switch No, you should do that people will want to start doing that Favorite I would love to switch if I'm in the middle. Yeah, I go window one middle to aisle three You like the contact?

Like the people will be in... You like to fight for not one but two armrests? I thought it was agreed upon in the middle though that like, the person in the middle could get... Middle takes both. Nothing is agreed upon. No, I think it's the size thing. Oh, okay.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Yeah. It's like a bigger boats it's a size thing. Okay. Or maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, I had a it's like a bigger boats right away kind of thing. Yeah. You ever had an armrest war? Oh yeah. I've had an armrest war. What if I have a little petite lady next to me? It's like, Hey, that's listen, honey, it's mine. Yeah. You chatty on flights? Not at all. No, I watched the movies. If they're. I'm rarely on flights that have TVs on the back of the headset, because I'm only going like two hours.

But if I do have a TV, then yeah, I'm watching movies nonstop. And if you don't? 2048 on my phone. What? The app? Yeah, the app, I go into a game. You ever played?

No, what is that? It's a fun game. It's a good way to kill about five minutes. What is it? Bunch of numbers? Yeah. It's a decade old fact. Yeah. It's a game where, what is that fun game? It's a good way to kill what is five minutes? Decade old fat yeah, it's a it's a game where yeah that I please I don't mean to say that we've done this on the Yeah, no we have done that We've done 20 free. I think we have we have The other day you play this all day. It's fun cuz TJ. He goes bottom left corner for his biggest tile

I go top right um let's his biggest tile. I go top right Let's go top right. I go top right you're sick. You're a sick o'connor Yeah, but then I also have I do have some movies loaded up on my phone that I keep on there for planes and whatnot Can't put the biggest number up top. That's crazy. That's what I do anyway We wanted to sing a song for us. Yeah was it the oysters clams and cuckolds or I was doing aria stark from Game of Thrones cockles cuckles cockles. She says cockles in Game of Thrones Yeah, she said cuckolds. Yeah, that's what she said. She's on the she's on like a pier when she does it right? Yeah

Yeah, yeah, wait a second. Are you are you game of Thrones nerd too as much as Connor every night? That's what she said. She's on the she's on like a pier when she does it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Wait a second. Are you are you game of Thrones nerd too as much as Connor every night? Yeah, I cockles I admit I did watch the most popular show in America Knew that about you fucking nerd. I watched the that was like the most valuable IP on earth. I watched the cultural sensation I watch the cultural sensation Mark and I watched house of the dragon together yeah, we did at his home. Oh, that's right Yeah, yeah, well all right, so sing this song all right. I don't know how to read You know just saying how you make it up, okay here we go in Dublin's fair city where the girls are so pretty twas their first met was sweet Molly Malone. She wheeled her wheelbarrow through

the streets broad and narrow crying cockles and muscles alive alive oh live alive oh alive alive oh crying cockles and muscles alive alive oh that's how I would do it second verse music used to fucking suck yeah when this release people like excited Fuck yeah This makes me want to drink outside That was it yeah, all right good job Was just just because I sang mostly today was that the no it's just that we needed a singer all right well There you go. You're in my mind as the singer so I appreciate that I'll work It's a big titted statue. He hate to know the words to America the Beautiful.

I don't either. I didn't think it was that bizarre. I know every word to the national anthem because they that's the song but Yeah, America the Beautiful. I rarely hear. With brother. No. You should know it just from Sandlot Oh that one? That was the thing. I never watched Sandlot That'll get you it's Brandon's favorite movie. Yeah, I don't want to you know all the words. You should have watched it it It's not really a movie. It's complicated movie. Yeah, it's more of a yeah than yet I don't want to do that on suit day. Yeah, it's nine skits stacked on top of each other Max how you doing? Good. That didn't sound good.

I got his back. Are these leaving? So you're Max quitting. That was a rough clip. Yeah. I felt bad for your your your your pants are sneaking up at the bottom. I can't do anything about it. I'm sneaking up.

Fucking suit. I hate wearing. If they sneak up every now and then. There you go. Just watch your cock when you sit down. Watch your cockles. You always say you have a small cock. It looks big.

This is just. Looks usable. Is it all just air? I'm going to say it. I think you're lying. I think you have a big cock. This is literally all air. I'll show you my dick. No, I don't need to see it. I think you're lying. I think you have a big cock. This is literally all air I'll show you my dick. I don't need to say you'd be ruined. I'd like to believe in something

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for $20 off, download the Game Time app today. What time is it, game time? Good read. Whoa. I just hate suits. Yeah, the allure and charm has worn off. I'm in a bad mood. Yeah, I am too. So I'm gonna put it on, I'm in a bad mood. Yeah, I put it on I'm in a bad mood

I want a peg pat when I get home. Yeah, we get out of our suits. I didn't bring any other clothes. I Did I always do should we just get out of our suits? What are the secrets to being chill in a suit? How do people do it? How do? Anybody chill in a suit skinny you got everybody's just kind of no one everyone's rigid and stiff or wasted yeah Martinis would be sick Martinis whoa the secret happy hour Changed you so wear suit to work Never suit, but like business casual so like slacks box gear

No, slacks button shirt your best bucks polo. Were you like the funny guy in the office che at your last job? I Think chase the quirky chase the funniest guy in his group of friends. That's the only explanation. I just need a Episode where we have all his friends. Yeah, I would love that. Like I don't think they see che the way we see che Yeah, I don't know friends like him though good are they like other chase No, I think they just like see che is just like oh, yeah, he's our friend like he doesn't say anything crazy. He's just a regular friend Is that true you think I think for the most part? Like they don't think you're weird who was the leader of your pack maybe my buddy John from

college yeah what's his story what can he do he owns a couple dumpling trucks food trucks in Boston oh is he an Asian man he is oh did you roll with the actually birthday on? Saturday did you hold an Asian crew not today? No Pretty diverse mix in college my friend group was like one white guy one age ago and black guy and me oh Wow United Nations yeah, you guys on like the pamphlet for the college Guys hanging out, throwing the frisbee? That was the only time they hung out.

The pamphlet. Photoshoot. The pamphlet boys. So what was your role in the group, Jay? Level headed one. Because things would escalate pretty frequently, so I was the guy that bring that down but I also got pretty drunk often How they escalate? My friend John is a smaller guy so he would get beer muscles and try and fight people

The other two guys were very good fighters, so I tried to not Have it get to that point often mm-hmm So much he changed friend group. Are any of you the leader of your friend groups? No. No. I'm too. Every friend group has a planner.

You need one of those guys. I've never been that guy. I'm not part of a friend group anymore. I don't have a friend group. That's what I moved away. I'm too old for it. But you know, I have like a, I have like friends, but sometimes they stay together sometimes. They don't mine didn't stay together Oh, yeah, mine didn't either

No Mine we actually added a guy back in how do you're adding at this age? Yeah? well as a friend that we were friends with in college, and we had all gotten out of touch with him and Then like maybe a year ago. We just added him back to the group chat it was awesome then he came to Madison with us it was fucking sick that's cool yeah well why did he leave or um he moved to like Oregon and was like I'll do it try it trained to be a vet so we're like fuck that dude yeah you're out Your tattoo fucking lame. No, I have no idea why we it just happens, you know, but then they're like we love that guy Why why isn't he and we just had him back in didn't everybody move apart though? Yeah, no

I was saying there was really no reason the Oregon vet thing was not a true reason It's just you know, you fall out of touch with friends. You meet a girl take a few years off You you say no to a couple of events the whole group right yeah That probably was it was like we would go back like once every couple years and he was all the way in Oregon So he would never come and I was just there Yeah, he's bad natural first guy to get married first guy to have kids all that is yeah death sentence for the friend group Although get that guy out of there the first guy married guy get him out The first guy to get married first guy to get kids when you

Get older is like you're like I'm jealous of him because his kids are all like very fun ages and she you know like he's He's got like a ten and eight and six year old. It's like fuck It's all out of the way all the Yeah, and my high school reunion some of them are like yeah We can drink tonight our 60 our kids are like they can drive. They're picking us up They're our DD's like what yeah changing diapers you think that's bet that that's better though than the alternative? I'm not saying it's better or worse or whatever. I'm just saying as you get older It would be a nice the person who had kids younger. I'm a little jealous of because it's like I

Wish I was younger for my kids. Yeah, but I have in your 20s to have yeah, no, that's true It's a treat. Yeah, I have terrible news. Oh, no Big pencil, bro Sharpen it we need a big sharpener now. No back up right. I have a back up But apparently they're very sensitive and there's not actually lead in it it's just that little just the tip just the tip a Sensitive tip just barely so if the tip goes awry the tip breaks the whole thing falls apart Can you put glue in the in the hole and then jam it the tip back?

I don't know. I'd have to really really finance it in there. So that means you should probably bring a backup one, too. Oh, Danny. Danny. Probably need to buy about 10 or 12 big pencils. Now we're talking. Yeah. Oh, somebody was trying to take him into a game that took him away.

Somebody tweeted at us. Didn't get a pencil in? Well, I'm not doing the pencil at the tournament, but I will do a pencil somewhere. You might. I feel like if you had to, you could probably really hurt somebody with that. If you really... Oh, yeah.

I could kill probably one of you with this. Easy. I could kill Stephen Che with this. Checks out. Yeah. Could you kill somebody with a paperclip? I think a paperclip would be more dangerous than this pencil. Right?

Little sharp thing. Unravel it, poke the eye, but then that wouldn't kill him. I think that's easier to kill than a paper clip. This? Yeah. It's dull. There's nothing sharp. Yeah, you can't kill a dull object.

It's not heavy enough to be a blunt object. I could kill. You could smash a skull. I think it would break. You think so? I think it would break on your skull, yeah. If you could bend the paper clip, you could strangle it.

What about like a tiny bird Could I kill a tiny bird with this? I think so if a regular size if I if there were some other way to to get the bird grounded to where I wasn't able to chase and It was just you know, I knew where it was and I could just yeah Here's what I'm dealing with right now. It seems you could correct me if I'm wrong It seems like you are not going to bring the big pencil to Augusta I've said that all along the way Yeah, I'm a little suspicious I'm a little swore to God

I am NOT bringing the big pencil so it seems like you're leaning that way you haven't made a decision one way or the other Yeah, we need to find other ways to sell the big pencil, and if we're like hey This is a big game pencil, you could also kill a small bird with it. Mm. Not terrible. I have two parakeets that I still have from last year's movie shoot.

Would you like me to kill one of them with the pencil? Yeah. If you're not going to bring it to the Masters, I think you would have to. My blood sacrifice will be a second. My kids adore these parakeets. My wife adores these parakeets. They don't have to watch.

Yeah, they do. Yeah, OK. Yeah, they do. Guinea pigs, man. They got to watch, and you got to tell them, hey, listen, this is because I wouldn't bring a pencil to a golf tournament. Exactly. Tell them it's your fault.

Guinea pigs get lice a lot. You better watch out. Guinea pigs. Guinea pigs get lice a lot. You better watch out. Guinea pigs! Guinea pigs get lice? Don't get used to you. What? We've had the guinea pigs now. I bought the guinea pigs for my boy. And he's had them in his room for about two months now.

And they still scatter and scurry every time you even get close. They go into hiding. They don't... They haven't warmed up to us yet. But they live in my house. Do you let them crawl around the house? No, that's why Why because you keep him caged? No, why would he be friendly with you? He has risen out their cage is eight by eight It's a gigantic. Oh my god. Yeah, it takes up takes up half his room The cage is eight by I bought two four by four cages and joined them Are guinea pigs what their brains are really small yeah yeah I didn't know that they make they

make a lot of noise they're noisy animals are they dumb creatures though ice yeah I mean if they don't know is that why they do a mouse they test them you're a guinea pig for this oh what is their redeeming quality? They're cute as all get out. They are. They make a cute noise. Squeak. I see a guinea pig. How big are they? Oh, they're round things. They're they're they're bigger than a hamster and a mouse. Probably rats. No, they're a little bit bigger than a rat. What's better? What? Why would you get a guinea pig over a hamster and a hamster is just a little

hamster? I think those are what about a chinchilla or a gerbil? Soft as fuck. as fuck chill was my first there That's a great picture that one right there to the left is yeah, that's that's a cute And that is the bunny so damn cute. I like that have you guys seen any cute owls? Owls are some of the cute owls going into that tube no In particular I didn't see that, but I saw that owls are taking over Marco Island in Florida. That's right. Taking over.

So question for you, wife and I are going through that right now. We're watching it, we're enjoying it. How could you not? Sure. Animals plus Tom Hanks. How do you decide who you're cheering for? Because she's flip flopping like a motherfucker, this woman. She'll watch the alligator hunting the one thing,

and she's cheering for the little bear cub. But then on the flip side, you cheer for the bear cub, or you cheer for something else to hunt this, something else. I never understand it. I cheer for the prey to get away every single time. You cheer for the prey every time. Every time.

Yeah, I cheer for the prey. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know it's confusing she's all over the place she sometimes goes she wants the birds to get eaten sometimes but then other times she wants the birds to do the eating I refer whales over plankton yeah yeah I know what you're saying if I got alligators up against the bunny you cheer for the bunny but if a lion's up against a zebra you cheer for the lion now oh seal yeah see fuck the zebras seals eat

penguins so you would root for the line. Oh. See? Fuck the zebra. Seals eat penguins, so you would root for the penguin, but then killer whales eat seals. Oh, those videos make me so sad. Where the seal is on an iceberg by himself. And they're working to get it off. And who are you rooting for there? Are you rooting for a miracle to save the seal? But the killer whales are smart as fuck. I know.

Yeah. That's a tough one. And then if the seal gets in the water, his ass is gonna go try to eat a penguin. Yeah. It's crazy. Not all seals, but some, you know, leopard seal, shit like that. I think I root for the orca over seals unless the seal is a baby. Okay, so baby animal, automatic root for.

And I generally root for, what do you call animals with fur and stuff? Mammals? I generally root for mammals over reptiles. Oh Yeah, we're all on the same page yeah, it would there is there any situation you'd root for reptile I guess it has a reptile versus reptile uh I Root for the baby and adult I root for the baby and adult Tortoises make to the water the baby yeah tortoises. Yeah, baby gator was kind of cute He's rooting for the baby gator, but the big gator. She's not rooting for it. I guess it's the baby the baby So the same baby coefficient. I also don't care about birds

Yeah, I do some birds. I'm realizing that I just I root for all of them to die. Yeah Everything everything dog the predator. I'm rooting for him to get his meal. Yeah, I'm rooting for the ecosystem at large You're rooting for nature. Yeah, I want the ecosystem to continue if you give you but defended the the the weaker prey constantly Everything would topple. No, no, no What about an environment like the Everglades where the python has been introduced and it has decimated local populations

and has killed the ecosystem. Well, I don't, I'll never root for a snake. Never root for a snake. That's a different situation. I'll never root for a snake. Do you remember Planet Earth 2? I don't know how much you guys watch this shit. I watch, I'll watch any nature thing that's out there.

The iguana running from the snakes. Oh yeah. You know that one? Oh, that was the most epic running from the snakes. Oh, yeah That was master director in the desert Wait does it make it it makes it I think it makes it yeah, I think they go on a win I mean probably dies like the next day that's right It gets caught one time and then there's too many snakes and he sneaks out of the ball and then he goes up the mountain It's a it's a great clip fuck snakes snakes need to get it worse than they can possibly get it Snakes suck who gets a snake right the animals just escape a snake

Yeah, no snakes are the worst Birds will get a snake how bad do they? Go down pick it up in half weasel face fucked weasels badge mongoose Cobra yeah, I also like when a snake eats too much and their stomach explodes like you fucking idiot. Idiot. Yeah, moron. Remember when it ate Owen Wilson? You could see his face. Yeah. Yeah, you've got something.

I saw a recent video of an iguana eating a snake. Whoa. Was it AI? Yeah, was it AI? No, it was one of these like weird Twitter accounts that post gross videos. Post AI. I can't handle the nature of Twitter.

No, I don't need to see that. When it's real graphic. It's always like a brand newborn gazelle. I can't handle the nature Twitter video. I don't just see that real Graphic it's always like a brand newborn gazelle No, you know what I saw the other night like almost to the second right before I went to bed a Dude getting trampled by an elephant It was crazy. So you walk away like an accordion it was dude He was like it was the the guy was hitting the elephant in the back of the leg trying to get him To go a different direction the elephant was like I just had enough and he just he just fucking stepped on him Did you oh my god? And who did you root for I root for the elephant yeah, did you see the tweet today?

It went viral, but it was also like right before I went to bed, and I was like what am I what? An elephant killed a woman in 1916, so we hung the elephant. What? What? Was that, how did we, I don't know, maybe it was April Fools, maybe I saw it today, I saw it this morning. We hung an elephant from like a crane.

Who's we? We used to electrocute them too. Humanity? We're like America. We being people, I don't know. People, like is this, how specific is it? I don't know how I'll find it. And it might have been a...

Yeah, we hung Mary the Elephant. Oh, my God. I'm not a uterus Mary. Why wouldn't you just shoot it? Where was this? Um... They're making... Tennessee.

Are they trying to tell other elephants, like, this is what's gonna happen to you? Yeah, it killed a janitor. Wait, a homeless man? No offense. The authenticity... Red Eldridge, that's a 1916 name. So that might not be a real photo.

September 11th. That was the original 9-11. That's my 9-11. What if a plane hit the fucking elephant? Who's hanging? Oh man. She was only 21. She killed him.

Wait. Stepped on his head crushing him He prodded her behind the ear with a hook after she reached out a nibble on a watermelon I was trying to eat and he fucked with her. Yeah, this guy deserved to die. Yeah That's insane. He's a sensationalist Justice for Mary I saw it on Twitter today. It was just somebody tweeted it and like, look at this shit.

Hinchcocks. Firing five rounds with little effect. So they said, how'd you, if they couldn't shoot her and kill her, how in the world did they get a noose around her? She fell and broke her hip before she died, come on. Was hanged by the neck of a rail clone. Did they do it twice?

Industrial Derek. This is gonna haunt Derek. So we bought his name. It's a good item Wow, that's fun So there was that this is very sad. Yeah, that's awful. I felt like it was good for suit day. Hmm. I Want to get out of my suit so bad. We don't can I raise my hand ask question Have to wear the suit At all it's not a question good question in the wheel to see if we can get out of our suits We mean spin the wheel the wheel doesn't run our lives one person at a time Yeah, I feel like we got to do something in our suits. We need a cool like us walking

We got a base as a squad Feel like we're not taking advantage of this you take anchorman photos. Yeah Someone's like this wasn't well thought out everybody gets a wheel spin. Yes or no they can get out of there. Yes Love that Okay, there's one sliver that says wet Danny's up first I actually don't want to get on my suit what the best feeling ever is taking stockings off There you go Danny any to change your clothes. Yeah, all right go sweet This is now gonna make it the anger for the suits are gonna be even higher you get the fucking change

There's Nikki there's Nick Nick. Oh congrats Nick. I didn't have their clothes Can I pass as well? I have an appointment after I'd like to be in suit well No, you have to spin the wheel though. No, I know because this is gonna I have an appointment after I'd like to be in a suit. Well, no, you have to spin the wheel though. No, because this is going to screw up my wheels to spin. What's your appointment? This is like a blackjack table. God damn it, I don't want to be in an appointment.

Oh, that could have been you, Dan. No. That could have been me. That could have been you. Fuck. Oh, we wasted all our changes. You just did it. You did that to yourself.

I know, but I thought it was going to reverse the other way. It's all changed. Oh, yes. This is crazy. Woo. Go change. I'm going to.

I want to see who else has to change. It's been changed four straight times. Kyle? Ooh. Come on. Oh, sweatpants. Jay's just watching elephants killing people right now. Jay?

Are you watching the one I watched, Jay? I think so. I'm looking at what this is. Great. Oh my god. If you had to be killed by an animal, like you were sentenced to death, but you got to pick the animal. Oh my god. If you had to be killed by an animal, like you were sentenced to death, but you got to pick the animal.

Oh wow. Which animal are you going to kill? Really good question. Oh my goodness. Do any explode? I would, I'd probably like to get kicked in the head by a horse. Okay, you just got changed.

Can't be it. I'm not going to. I agree. I'm enjoying this. I feel powerful. What animal would have? What animal would have? I just wanna get skin spin.

So for the story, shark. But that's gotta, Bubbler, nothing. Enjoying this I feel powerful what animal what animal would have Shark but that's got a double or nothing probably scared Well you already have what is double or nothing Or go naked or yeah, you gotta put my suit on top of your suit Can't double you want to do double or nothing. I think I have to double or nothing. You have to double or nothing? I have to. I have no choice but to double or nothing. Oh no! Oh! Have we done this before?

Probably. Oh he's doing it now? Oh look at the inside of that suit. That's very nice. It's going to fit perfectly isn't it? Oh double suit! Oh no! This is like- of that suit that's very nice it's gonna fit perfectly isn't it help you unexpectedly won your first round game yeah now you had to borrow a suit what did you mean when you said you wanted to be in a suit for an appointment I gotta go look at the house whoa you want to look wealthy I'd rather look like this

than like I normally look. Yeah. So I'm gonna go. So when they're like, oh, look at you, it's the occasion. I don't know, it's more about the person, the real estate agent is always dressed to the nines and looks sharp and I always feel like a frumpy idiot

when I'm showed up in joggers or sweatpants. So I'd rather be presentable since I have the opportunity. I don't want to offend real estate agents. Great job. Sure. Good teeth. Anywhat.

What do they do that the internet can't? Well, the ones I've used to take care of the stuff like the language of the offer and having to deal with offering and... Yeah, I don't know the process. I've never bought a home. They do the conversations I don't want to have. to take care of the stuff like the language of the offer and having to deal with offering and... Yeah, I don't know the process. I've never bought a home. They do the conversations I don't want to have.

The conversations about certain things and well this is that and that is this and this is... They have those... I don't know if you agree with this. Yeah, I mean on the surface it feels like they don't really do much but... They do. I don't... They do.

I'm sure. They do but... They do a lot of shit that I don't want to do Yeah, there's some throw all the papers or whatever. There's some uncomfortable Comfortable conversation sometimes when buying a house and they will do that for you. What's the right conversation? Well, if you go if the inspection or something or during the process something turns up where you're like This wasn't what I was promised this this right this doesn't work. What you're gonna very very I'm gonna handle I'm trying to be vague because I'm not trying to be specific but if something's wrong with the house that wasn't previously wrong with the house you you want to tell the people hey what the fuck and they will do that for you

tell them I don't want to pay less than what or I don't want to pay more than what I said or yeah I guess you know I don't want to I don't want to be on the phone with the seller or the buyer depending on whether I'm okay yeah and they come back, and they're like we actually want to add five thousand in costs right here Yeah, they're like fuck no Okay, yeah, I didn't want to insult any so I tell the real estate agent. This is our max This is our you know this is we won't do it for anything less or more or whatever else And then now you go have the conversations, and I'm gonna go live my life, and then you call me when you figure it out Okay, yeah, I couldn't one of those day. It's tough job, but people seem to spontaneously just become highly successful

Real estate agent I have some of my friends that were huge fuck-ups, and then all of a sudden they're on a bill blank And then they're really good. I think that's a profession. That's really good at Appearing to be successful everybody successful. There's nobody that's like. The Instagrams are always. There's nobody that's like, yeah, I got into this. I'm not the best, man. I'm trying. I'm a struggling real estate agent. Everyone's struggling.

A starving real estate agent. Everybody's trying to make it big. Everybody's killing it. They all seem to have their shit together. Yes. Yeah, they're very aesthetically pleasing. But like immediately. Out of nowhere.

Yeah. Like, oh, they're millionaires. Yeah. Or they appear to be, maybe. I would love to be, I would love to just do the house tour part. Yeah. I would love to have fresh baked cookies.

I fucking love looking at houses. My neighbor's house is for sale, and is it weird if I drive up an house? I wanna go look through it so bad. Most neighbors do that. Oh, I'm gonna. Yeah, when I moved into my house, my neighbors, the first thing they said to me were like your house is awesome. We walked through it last month. Alright. You guys got it. Oh we don't want to. I got

double Danny. He got double suit. I got doubled. I didn't know that was an option. What does that mean? You gotta wear tomorrow? Well, he's wearing Yeah, you should wear all of our jackets. Should I go triple or no you get flushed? And sell a house to the wheel yeah, I don't think I could sell the house no I would be horrible at it I'm I would be awful with sales. Can I just say something to you guys want dance not here Stop adding bullshit to the fucking wheel That's how we end up here in suits looking like assholes. This was not this was just a thing There's prisoner pen pal what's gonna happen when that hits

This gets murdered eventually found another suit in my pile would anyone like to go double or nothing no Would anyone like to go double or nothing no? Triple or nothing oh pants on you don't double nothing all right Kyle can go double or nothing When was the last time you guys hand wrote a letter? Thought it would work That's every time I do that every time I'm just like I'm so lazy. I'm gonna try it. Thought it would work. Hand wrote a letter Just keep your shoes off so you can go triple or nothing. Probably the last time I wrote a thank you

Couldn't tell you that one that was. High school graduation. Yeah, let uh, let Kyle go double or nothing. I feel so much better, dude. I know you guys are really overdressed. Did anyone else have Longtime pen pals. I had a few oh Kyle you can change Go change, okay Titus would you like go triple or nothing of course I would Yeah, I gotta I gotta get the double engage first yeah get the double I gotta Fucker why is the All right, okay Titus is now double or nothing up on the suit look at that The same size

That's that's curious yeah, if you were the double suited realtor yeah, oh This guy wears two suit. Yeah, you take off your jacket and you're the jacket The most professional man on earth Your suit that so good suit looks so much better on you than it did on me That's just a fact double suited. I'll see if he wants to go triple or nothing. Oh You're out all right back to one. Uh, Jay would you like go double or nothing? I don't have any other clothes Well, then why don't you just put on three suits? That'd be cool Steve. Yeah, wait. Hey tight as we want the other suit Let's let's just have Jay put on three suits? That would be cool Steve. Yeah wait, hey Titus we want the other suit.

Let's just have Jay put on three suits. That's fine. I like that. Kate, who do you look like? I get Charlize Theron from the movie Monster a lot. Okay. Okay. You look like the teacher from the movie Monster a lot. Okay, okay Look like the teacher from the book. Miss Nelson is missing look like a teacher from the book You look like one of the witches from witches

They were hideous. Well, no, they know there was a hot one. Okay, there was a hot one There was a hot one of a schnoz Alright, has ever been done a triple suit. I think so. I have a fourth if you want one One that's not the one on there was a hot one of a schnoz Alright has ever been done a triple suit. I think so. I have a fourth if you want one for suits Stockings make my legs look awesome Real life I got those Courtney love legs. I don't bruised up careful Courtney loves known for her bruised legs. Oh, yeah, really I had no idea on red carpets and stuff She'd always be like rolling around and she'd be kicking her legs up

So you could only see her legs and they just be like covered in bruises Wow Oh, she up to big fan. Oh, she was just goofing around everything all right at home Totally she's doing great. Look at this. Look at these calves. Oh Katie money grabs only fans. This is like that yearly reminder that you're a woman. Yeah Yeah, we do have a chick on this show. I better watch what I say mm-hmm. What is she doing? The keys I don't know size to see what shows the smallest I Don't think probably the same, but maybe they're both my suit they belong same person. So. Although you do fluctuate so that's not the- But they were all custom made.

But you might have been different sizes when you got them made. True. True. You want to do an ad real quick, Brink? Oh my god. Kate, I'm still thinking about what animal I'd want to be killed by. Oh, we didn't even flush that out. Venoms.

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any animal in the animal kingdom. You get to pick the animal. Human being with a gun. No, no, it can't be it. Which animal? That's an animal. No, which animal would you choose? Horse with a gun

They're like a train a monkey monkey. I could chain a monkey with a gun um So like that octopus does that have a strong poison that blue little blue octopus Oh, I think you'd want to go poisonous snake, but they hurt, but box jelly suffer really bad right for a minute probably That's why is there one that comes with, is there a poison animal that comes without the pain? TJ, can you search like the fastest vet? That's the thing is you'd want, like I'm inclined to say like a really hungry grizzly bear

or maybe a polar bear, cause wouldn't they just like. No, sometimes they play around with you a little bit. They would savor you. I think horse kick to the head is the best answer. What about a whale? Thing, blinnies? What else is in the running? Aren't those their. Painless venom with those the best answer. What about a whale? Thing bling else is in the running aren't those animals venom with those strange. What is that? What about those? I tell you frogs what I don't I couldn't even tell you what that is. Yeah, will you trip maybe? Yeah trip to death pull that pull go up to his picture again. Will you not she keeps sucking oh?

Yeah, yeah, all right. Oh there. He is he's triple suited. No. He's double. Oh, he's double suited One out here Stephen do a little fashion show. I would have gone with the the light color one for the outside I think so I would agree We've already seen this one as the outside. Maybe a boa constrictor. Oh, no, because you just eventually Fear that you would have I'll had it on him for like two seconds. He wanted to die, okay? I was gonna choke me. I'd be fine with lice and I'd just lose weight How does the jellyfish work the poisonous ones the Portuguese man-of-war any of them what a good name I know awesome badass I

Think they parallel a little bit Suited really doesn't just looks like he's yeah didn't hit the way I thought it would you look pretty like jacked and filled out you got to fix your collar good look You look great at three You should wear three so what do you say oh? it is This would be great for suit companies if we look fine You look great at three suits. You should wear three suits more often. What did you say? Oh, it is. This would be great for suit companies if we started trends.

You look fine. You got three suits on. Yeah, it looks... I mean, it's a little cumbersome, but... Yeah, okay. Imagine wearing two suits and a guy in three suits pulls up. That's the most embarrassing thing ever. Oh, it'd suck. Beyond belief. It turns out I have more suits than I thought.

And I don't wear them for anything. I couldn't find mine. I panicked. Had to run to Goodwill. Does Pat own a suit? He owns suits with like Texas ties with little scorpions. Like Bolo, yeah, yeah. He owns like goofy suits.

Did he send a pinball machine to the office? He did. What? Yeah. Wait. The one from a while ago? No, a second pinball machine. A second one, nice. Second pinball machine. Nice. It's on its side over there.

That's not good. They wanted to send it to him, and I said, we don't have room for that. Is it, like, a Texas Chainsaw Massacre one? Yeah. My son comes, when I bring him to the office he plays pinball He's really really good. It's the one who's blind and deaf oh Yeah, he's like a wizard who really good. Yeah

Which one my son oh yeah, okay only once I? Would love a ski ball machine. Oh my god. You didn't know his what was your reference in DC horse come? I haven't seen I Gotta watch that you gotta watch that so many good movies. I gotta watch what's on top of the list all of the Batman's Do you have a letterbox to count? No, I just made one. Oh, yeah, that's like the top four top four. What is your top four? It's perfect. I think Watch the Batman's you know what your top four? It's perfect. I think You know what your top four is and people can see it yeah, but you can rank movies But yeah, you ever get to your toy. What is it for it's just like you it's like a social media

But for like movie huh my top force if man a night's tale Muppet Treasure Island and the mummy a night's tale So mm-hmm, so are those your top four genuinely a Muppets Treasure Island Muppet Treasure Island because like yes, yes It's nostalgic. I love the Muppets. I love the story of Treasure Island. Oh, let's see cool Recent likes yeah, okay. What is that, but I've fallen off I just wanted to do my top four because it's the ticktocks of acts you like nobody be ready for that Huh, I like nobody a lot. I like hyper violence. Is that the one where he has no memory or something? No, it's a He's he just kills a lot of people. Yeah, that's memento. Yeah, that's a mental But I just wanted to figure out my top four I've been like putting myself in the shoes of people that get asked tick-tock

Questions, what are other examples? Like what do you do examples? Like, what do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? I was thinking of answers for that. What are you listening to? Your four favorite black people we talked about. And yours would be? Four favorite black people. Go. Claire Huxtable. Arian Foster. Serena Williams. Gerald, Arnold's best friend. And Piccolo. Valid, valid valid valid valid good answers

Wait, what was last piccolo from Dragon Ball Z. So you only actually got two real black people there. He's Trust me. He's valid. It would love that pokey Reese snubbed. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, but it's four He's five Happy Paul skeeves day. Thank you. Yeah, the Pirates are looking really good Really or no? No. They have one win. That's sad.

That was good. It was believable. Got you going. How you said that. I was excited for you. I wish you the best. Now season's over. Steven, what's on your mind today?

They're up to nothing. Should we talk about Sporkle Skeen? Oh yeah. Oh. Yeah. Fuck Sporkle. We need a new trivia site talk about sporkle scheme? Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? We need a new trivia site a sporkle fuck you so we were gonna go to sporkle con is we very fun It was gonna be a yak live show from sporkle con. I didn't know that in Chicago. Yeah, it's gonna be in Chicago in August Let's do it. Oh apparently Sporkle apparently had a meeting about us, and they said no because they don't like Barstool.

You're a fucking trivia company. They said they like the Yak and they like certain personalities on the Yak, but they have had some healthy conversations. What did they say TJ? Healthy? They said this is not a reflection on you or the Yak specifically. In fact, part of the reason we initially pursued this was because of how it naturally incorporates work one to your content how much your audience actually enjoys it however

Sporkle con is first and foremost a community event and over the past several days we've heard thoughtful and sincere feedback from longtime attendees who express discomfort with the broader Barstool brand being a part of the experience even in an optional separately ticketed format Oh my god Uncomfortable so we're in our this actually makes me mad Sporkle has said that they were what and for context this was Sporkle con started that night This would have been during the day in a separate area that you had to buy a specific ticket for

It would not have been part of like and they're loyal fans and have you replied to the email now fucking you reply He has I haven't can Jay. Can you reply? Sounds good. Just curious. What color hair is the person that that is? Thinking blue thinking pink, color we don't even know. This is a referral from a sales guy, so I don't know what is in the works with them or all, or a marketing...

I'm so mad. This is worse than when the corn mazes said they didn't like us. Yeah, because we haven't spent two years pumping up corn mazes. Right didn't like yeah, yeah because we haven't spent a two years like pumping up corn mazes, right? So we got to replace the pork we need Or chair you gonna send a response. I wasn't necessarily planning on I mean it was send them y'all gay No, no send them send them top three things to describe sporkle

Oh, and have it be blank and then like a day later pussies okay Pussies I want to sneak in now Bullshit yeah, you got to sneak in you got to go undercover. Yeah, totally yes Can we just go into it? Yeah? You know what let's go on individually with the backpack, and we'll just all talk in a service talk to each other there. Yeah, yeah So the there is one person that makes us all the Gauntlet sporkles I feel like it's pretty replicable shout out Danny that site

So if that person wants to do that there is a like a jet off site jet punk or something Jet can't believe jet punk Sporkle has a problem with us. Oh Yeah, it's the loyal attendees of sports. I have a problem with this. They were cool with People so I shouldn't be mad at Sporkle no Of a few people it's like five people probably they're like oh And then these pussies at Sporkle makes me matter actually because they're like not five people probably they're like oh yada yada yada, and then these pussies at sparkle It makes me matter actually because they're like not taking any of the blame like oh, it's not us

Well, I don't know how the attendees caught wind of this because it's not announced anywhere Which makes me think that it was sporkle internally being making the decision Promoted or unless they I want to talk to you I want to talk to see Jay call sporkle Sounds like that ship has sailed because of this conversation, I would guess. No, no. Okay. No, we didn't say that many bad things. You called them pussies and said fuck you, but...

We can reach out and see if they want to come on. As of right now, that stands. No, let's make nice. Alright, fine, I'll make nice. I didn't do anything wrong. They're just the best website. They are great, and I don't know how we're gonna get along with a really good website But can we talk shit about him every time we do a sparkle? I guess we I would like to mend the fences

I would like to talk to mr.. Sporkle It's a mess. It's a miss. Oh, well that is there goes misogynistic parcel. We used our problem-solving model What are you doing? We can get more in the marketplace if we do something like that Yes, send him Kate oh I have a vagina Yeah I'm a I'm a lib. I'm a dumb lib Come on sporkle that help. Oh

Man, I'm mad. I want to talk. Can you get us on a conference call Steven? Can you set up a conference call with me and Sporkle? Probably that would be good. I would like to do that if not we're gonna go in there and find them Sporkle Conde Yeah, the all this communication is funneled through the marketing team, so I'll see what they can do. How are they framing this? That they wanted to do it this that they wanted to do it we brought it up on air that we wanted to to be part of it so we are our team got in contact with their team and came to an agreement that we would do a live show at their venue what does it fucking matter who is upset if it's like a separate area separate area before the

event starts the event is until that night that night interesting You guys see there's a geoguessor for people's nationalities No put it on Yeah, nationality guesser oh shit But Italian That's part of it Irish no Nicholas Teraney, oh I'll be damned yeah

trash trash Italian no Italian father you think we're all 100 well. That's Italian yeah German Italians apart German Yeah, everybody's a kind of yeah, yeah, I've never ones Indiana. I've never felt attached to a nationality I can't go past like 1924 My and and I don't think you want to Not gonna look I don't think you want to look much further back than that. I have suspicions. They were collectors We were the pores. Oh, yeah, we're the poor okay?

collectors We were the pores oh yeah, we're the poor okay Can we play that game? Yeah, I don't think that's not so oh no. It's the bulk of the conversations at fucks porkle. Yeah Maybe maybe a couple people Our initial inclination was to lash out as we do yeah, and we were like fucks porkle And then we said some things about sparkle And now we're walking a couple of them back to try to figure out Who it's sparkle we should fuck yeah, I'm ten toes down fucks for cool

Danny when Danny goes that way we can't stop him. He's a fucking wild card. Yeah, I don't know if you understand We just did you you just unleash the wild card. I hate sport a powerful enemy. Yeah If you understand what you just did you you just unleashed the wild card. I hate sparkle a powerful enemy. Yeah He's gonna sneak in and he's gonna make a very funny for to store. I'll give you a reason to hate us Yeah, oh, yeah that being said next time we do a gauntlet. We're still just doing sparkle. You have to yeah It's a it's a fill-in-the-blank Website I didn't realize it had feelings Politics and yeah, it has a community as inside Joe realize it in a kirkistan's and inside Joe Yeah, they love you think we could get trump to be like Ben Sporkel on it

And another thing about this sport Tone it down okay, all right all right are you in the community Kyle? I'm a yes, you're in the community. I think I am but I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight or flight situation. I'm not really gonna run away from this I just I don't like this this bothers me and I feel like it would ruffle more feathers if Trump said he loves sparkle Yeah, I love sport. Yeah, I get enough of it. Like I know it's I know it's petty and it's sparkle But it also does actually like piss me off same corn maze all over again We we we are probably the number one marketer of sporkle right anytime anybody tells you you're less than right? You're not gonna take it well and without pretty much what they are doing without concrete reasons, too

They're hiding behind some bullshit vaguely right reason. Yeah, right KB. The email was a pussy They're emailing and they're saying you're less you're lesser than us. Yep, fuck them and I don't want to be associated I'm not only there you less than us, but we're not gonna actually give you a reason We're just gonna be egg about it, right? Like give us a hardcore reason any amount of time to promo them I think at least the corn maze was like yeah that big cat guy said he wanted to see a sex tape with Taylor So I was like, all right, that's fine. And it's not like we were promoting corn mazes year-round You know we are a sparkle. That's what pisses me off

Give us a reason yeah Most big companies are purely good, so those are the sponsors they want But anyway now we don't have to go yeah We're going freed up a night. Oh, we're gonna. He's going undercover Undercover sport what is it August? It's here. It would have been a Friday August 15th Yeah, well now and it would have been easy now Friday night in the summer I might have to figure out something else to do no we were gonna do it during the day during the yeah Oh, it's gonna be during the yeah. Yeah, so it's gonna be literally no

No lift from us. It was gonna be fun. Yeah, and we're gonna be in the community and sparkle was gonna win But no more when I might have to like dye my hair blue. Yeah. Yeah. I Like Dan I like wild card Danny, yeah, he's off the fucking shit. I just hey listen It's annoying. It's probably you see this watch this. I Just dropped his leash Anymore Now you can't leave sparkle. I got the Danimool I just dropped his leash. Oh, no. He doesn't have a leash anymore. Go get him. And now you can't leave, Sporkle.

Now you got the Danimool. Should we do a Sporkle? Yeah, I miss it. Let's try to get all this Sporkle talk to make him really light. Let's do three in a row. Third drop, the biggest pussy is yours. TJ, make sure AdBlock's on.

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Leafy Indian dish. Rush. Oo-wog. Is it oo-wog? Nah. Uh-oh. Ah, fuck. French for blood. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

What are some of the other ones? I can't. Safe as the end? Okay. Antenoma mad is... Sane? Sane. Uhhh... For blood... Oh, sucre!

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Should we do another sworkel? That was fun. Yeah. Who is the little girl that Paige tweeted? Oh, yeah. You want to guess? I know the answer. I know the answer. Stomped.

I know the answer. Little girl Paige. Or is it a boy? I thought it was Danny. Is that a boy? Is someone in the office childhood? Is that Megan? Oh, is it Megan? No. Who is that Megan? Oh is it no who is that no?

You want me to tell you tell us how hot or cold we are okay? That is we all be able to get it like seven guesses Monica dark hair cold boy Only answering to names mad dog cold What year would this be with that black and white is that could it could that be is it go ahead guess is that my oh the max? warm hmm Could that be pretty? very well

Is that not not saying they're not pretty just nice? Yes, okay cute little kid cute. They're cute adorable How did you get a guess no I I don't. Have they retained that beauty? Uh, no. What? Oh, I think I know. Who? It's a familiar face. Who?

Is it a new hire? Ish. Is that Cruden? Who is it? Is it Jacob? It is Jacob. That's Jacob's face. That's Jacob's face.

Jacob. But his hair is curlier. He used to be a girl. No, it's not. It's Jacob. Yeah, he had a change. That's funny. That's Jacob's face. Jacob. But his hair is curly. He used to be a girl. It's not. It's Jacob. Yeah, he had a change. That's funny.

That is funny. Wow. It's amazing to see what he's transitioned to. Yeah. It's Jacob. Good stuff. See. Rico might get stranded, TJ?

What happened? Yes, he's calling for riders in a... Fissure panic road may not make the bus to Nashville. Oh, no. Wait, what happened? What's the bus fail behind? Is it because of the weather? Oh, no.

Oh, shit, man. I'll tell them to zoom back in. Yeah, it's a call party. I'm not allowed to drive. This is bad. What is he saying? Probably going to pull over for the... Oh, they probably pulled over because of weather warning.

I said it first. I'll tell them to zoom back in. Four rows away from you. You should hear your friend's voice. This is bet. What is he saying? Probably gonna pull over. They probably pulled over cuz of weather warning. I said it first Drivers on the edge of her shit. Did Rico get in trouble? It sounds like this is about Rico. He did beef with the, I guess there was an issue transferring his luggage from one bus to another, and he thought he was going to miss his transfer, and so he was like about to submit two of them to like an official complaint. But he decided to do it. That was not weather related.

And then there was a man with a wheelchair who said, really makes you realize other people have it tougher. Sorry, I looked at the thread. Wow. You guys were sparkling. who said, really makes you realize other people have it tougher. Sorry, I looked at the thread. Wow. You guys were sparkling. Oh, that would be devastating if he missed the pump party. When is the pump party? Anybody know?

Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night, man. It's close, even if everything went perfect, right? Correct. I think he was getting in it like one perfect oh no this is when the riders have to show are we allowing a rider step in because I think yeah yeah no no we actually said that from the beginning that he could do a Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad of riders

you need to now that you're in every's all the way to Nashville Nashville to Dallas is a hell of a lot do it more Double for riders than fucking New York to yeah, I was saying Tony. Oh, she's you got to be Certain level of psycho to be like sitting in Nashville at home on a Wednesday and be like, yeah, let me just drive Rico to Dallas Yeah, I have vacation days. Yeah but you could drive him to Memphis and get him back on schedule. Maybe you could drive him to wherever and get him back on schedule maybe? Yeah, you could drive him to wherever the bus is picking up again, right?

Catastrophe. I forgot Steven's in three suits right now. Especially since you're also braving the dangers of tornadoes. Correct. You ever seen a tornado, Brandon? No, it's always been disappointing to me. I'd like to see one from a distance. Tornadoes? Yeah, have I seen one?es yeah oh yeah yeah I've seen a lot of them I've seen Buddha Ben almost quit yeah driving directly into

the truth really yeah is it on camera yeah he called his mom and we're like we're just say goodbye no to be like they're making me go to a tornado why were you driving into it curious yeah was it a like a killer tornado it was a pretty you could see it she's in drive into that day you know I agree oh yeah I mean not like in the movies not like yeah yeah not like the one in twisters to that just suddenly comes out of nowhere and stays forever fucking snipes everybody at a rodeo they're just taking a back Madison in the summer, he said. But yeah, you see the cloud formations like way off in the distance.

Oh, it's thunder. It gets yellow. It just looks like a nasty storm. You see it start to swirl. I don't know if you could find Buddha Ben getting upset at us. He was very upset. Would you ever do one of those? Because you can spend a week with the tornado chasers.

It's like a vacation you can pay for. I would hate that. Uh-oh. Rico.. Hey what's going on? It's not good then we're like 20 minutes behind schedule for Nashville so if we don't make Nashville we leave at like I don't know 10 o'clock at night and then you don't make it there till Thursday at 530. Which is not enough time to I don't know it's tight. What's slowing it down? What's slowing it down? Wheelchair oh What what what? So we get a rider to pick you up in Nashville and take you to the next bus stop

Yeah, we're working on that. How's the guy the air slowing it down is he? They want to comedy. It's not it's they don't the comedy. Where is he they is he? They weren't nice to him either, it's very depressing. What? Oh no. Oh man. Read my tweets, I'm not gonna say anything about it. I saw the announcement you tweeted, are there really dipshit assholes

like doing FaceTime calls on that thing? I mean. Uh oh, no we're about to lose him. It's all good Rico. Everything's a joke until you like Let's get you a car in Nashville and get you get you bad a joke guys the pumps it's not a fucking joke Find you a car in Nashville, man Bosco you're gonna make it you're gonna make it

This is you know what you know what I think is this is setting up for this was an NCAA tournament with no Cinderella stories I'm gonna make it. Bosco, you're gonna make it. You're gonna make it. You know what? You know what I think is, this is setting up for, this was an NCAA tournament with no Cinderella stories. I think you making it to the pump party on time is the Cinderella story. I need it, I gotta fucking get up to that. You're facing insurmountable odds.

Yeah, it's about the journey, not the destiny. You got tornado warnings all across the middle of the United States. You got guys in wheelchairs. Yeah, what is he doing? How is he holding it up? Everybody's saying it can't be done and you're gonna find a way.

You'll find a way. Yeah, I gotta make it. I just cleared some storage on my phone to get new numbers too. Oh, okay, nice. For the pump party. How much memory does a number take? Logic.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How much memory does a number take? You must have a fuck number three years up Rico right Bosco. Yeah, Max is here Rico you and I are just the same by the way yeah, just this are about a hundred about 125 pounds less fat salt Just going all right all right that was fucked up I I was just going to say that our existence is just for big cat is for the powers above us to fuck with us But it's okay No, I know I was just gonna like do a little peace treaty right there, but all right. Yeah Nothing is a piece of hey go hey go go go enjoy your show that you're on You started this I

You did start you start this hey go enjoy it. Oh wait. Oh wait. You want to do bench mob. Oh wait. Oh wait. Sorry oh Hey enjoy an early death from all right. Yeah, I mean you I didn't even do anything right there I don't know why you this came out of nowhere Start started by him. He was trying to be nice Max was on suit day. No less. He was it. Yeah, that was on Max Rico. What was that on me? Yeah, that was not on Max Rico apologize know what max out of the hell in the bus I I was doing nothing I didn't know I had no context of what was going on all I was trying to say is that we both just get fucked

With all the time, and then he just come and says that He's by the way this fitness king over here You look great by the way you you must be working out six days a week, huh, buddy? It's not like let's not act like you're fucking posing for GQ Would you like to would you like to bury the hatchet with Matt max Yeah, I need positive vibes. I mean yeah, I was trying for positive and accept that now all right all right. Thank you Rico Good luck That was crazy

You were not so different you and I birds of a feather. Yeah, shut up you fat fuck Whatever I also would like to get a clarification there Jerry O'Connell fucked you Wrong what do you mean you I mean that that was that was the best It was a pretty good moment big Dom Texas I want to tell you big I don't even want to know and I also don't believe you all right I no longer believe anything that you can add a max. It says big Dom he Easily could have switched switch. Oh, hey, it's a good message. That's all I'll say well I'll be glad to hear it. I don't believe you. I'm max. I'm gonna read you what I'm I'm saying

I'm seeing big Dom Is this not big Dom? I am seeing picture that is big. This is Dom with the Eagles That's the origination in September of 2024. He goes all the way down. Do I read the last message? Yeah, I Laughed my ass off. You guys are the best max can do security with me that day at the White House security with me that day at the White House is I I'm not doing I'm not getting God again I already got like it doesn't accept I

refuse to get God again big dumb Max I've never been part of messing with you or fucking with you I get it this but this I it might be a bad time to bring up the big dom once you do security with him at the way correct I I put it the offers out there I is the White House on board with max doing security at the white. I think big yeah, what if you fail?

This is I don't this mean what you guys are doing to max right now what I don't like this I'm on I'm on high alert. I'm on high alert today. Okay, I'm on high. It's April 2nd That's when the guards down the most yeah, all right. I just wanted to relay the message all right dumb I Don't like I'm not even going to pretend like because this could be Anything could be a ruse this could whatever Well, so I have no I have no comment on this because this this could be go settle yourself down It looked real to me. I

Have no comment He almost commented there What was I supposed to do when Jerry O'Connell texted me and PFT out of the blue saying hey I want to prank max on April Fool's Day? I was supposed to say no? I didn't know if I'd take it that hard. That was such a funny conversation. Between Rico and Max.

Yeah, that was so... Rico was doing so good. You see that the man lives life on the edge. I mean, he was just... He was doing so good. Yeah, it was a tightrope walk. It was just, Max was just like, yeah, man, I get picked on too. And Rico's like, like you're gonna die soon

Legitimately like trying to find common ground Rico just flipped out I Wasn't ready for that. I wanted him to scream on that. Oh so bad so bad you could see in his face. He's about to Have it awesome Hello Bosco. I do too Whoring green your turn around Texting while driving not only texting but Hank has a phone light that he's live streaming Shining the bright light into your eyes

Would you're not even looking in the road in the first place you turn around? Taunting me Ben this is something that you have to learn hanging out with us. We live life on Ben. Also, Buddha Ben used to do a move that was so funny. Yes. See, look, there's the tornado forming over there. I don't know if I'd have one, but I would have beat y'all's fucking ass for this. We didn't get even close. We were like 20 miles away.

Look at that. Oh, whoa. Fuck that. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. I know, bitch, but let's get inside. Look at that. Whoa! It's a tornado! Fuck that. Yeah. Yeah, let's go wild.

I ain't no bitch, but let's get inside. I'm gonna chase the tornadoes. Ben, let's, dude, come on. Let's chase the tornadoes. We're about to chase the tornadoes, but Ben won't get in the van. You've always been an ass. Great content.

Great content. Oh, this guy's having a moment of weakness. Let's get him. Fucking Ben! Listen, I was ready to go to the tornado. tornado would make someone do something I wasn't gonna do And we're in like Yeah, we would get it would fall apart tossed in Vanny woodhead. I thought you were like exaggerating that you know There's like no cars in front of you. Yeah

much I'll just jump out Pft doesn't get enough credit for being a great Partner in crime with this where I get a lot of the blame He was all in for it too What would I would like to start beating you guys up from just he was all in for the Jerry O'Connell April fools Everyone's like big cats. It's all you You haven't changed. I mean listen was this not good content

There were no cars in front of you now We were so far away from the make a lot of noise. was like, Andy Dalton, we were so far from the tornado. Budapest used to, when we'd go on the road, he used to order, like if we ordered pizza, he would get Pizza Hut thin crust with mushrooms, and he would not let anyone have a single piece. So we'd order as like a group. Like, yeah, I'd get a couple pepperonis and they'd be like I want

this and then if it came you're like hey can I have one like no just no right to your face what do you eat the whole pizza you'd eat the whole okay then yeah I get it I respect it you have to go what's he up to now he's in LA he's living his. Yeah, is he still making the Spider-Headed Jonah Hill sweatsuit on the other day very very talented Video guy. Yeah, I'm teasing a move in Chicago was an option. Oh, I Would love that doors always open Great guy, yeah, dude, he just makes me laugh Yeah. Dude. He just makes me laugh.

When he had Mike the Bike as his intern. Did he hate him? Yeah, they hated each other. Oh, they hated him. He made him sit right next to him. Why was he called the Bike? I don't know. Rhymed with Mike?

Rhymed with Mike, yeah. Hated him. Hated him. Did they hate each other? I think Mike didn't hate him as much, but it would have been hated Mike the Bike. And what happened to Mike the Bike? He still pops up every now and then. He'll be like, yo, can I get an internship?

During COVID a lot, he was playing Warzone with Hank all the time. He'll text me every now and then being like, hey, this prop for a Lakers player, like his free money or something. And? Actually, he's pretty good because he's a Lakers fan. Okay. He keeps pretty pretty good tabs on Lakers Mike the bike like the bike wasn't Buddha been his manager Yeah, and then Mike the bike Mike the bike did a rap diss against Buddha bed. Oh, you find that that was He I think he like we settle a lot of things at this company with rap. Rap, yeah with rap beef. Wasn't it Buddha Ben did a rap?

Oh was it? Wasn't it Fuck Mike the Bike? It might have been, can you find it? Caleb and Rohn like orchestrated this whole thing. Yeah they were the masterminds behind this. That rivalry, yeah they had them. When they, I think when it was clear Buddha Ben hated Mike the Bike Caleb and run like well

Now we're making you do everything together All while doing a podcast called young and happy. Oh Man fucks poor cool fucks more cool I'm really bad at guess the nationality. Oh you've been playing it while the show's going on. They just started um Yeah, Swedish Fuck like the bike I'm a re and glennie balls you could have had it all but you rather play computer games and be a star Oh, they all do know via life-ending nightmare

But your knowledge of computers must be kind of scared I know you run the dark web on black markets by machine doesn't fit coins while I shop at Target This is a diss track that's not close to finish yet, but it's all love to the inner workings of the internet It's a good beat this is back-to-back Drake This is a good beat. This is back to back. Drake. The beat Drake used against Meek Mill. Ah. When it comes to interviews there's a question I like.

When a candidate is asked, how are you like a bike? They will pick a certain part and say the seat of the chain and then try to liken it to personality traits. Well this summer, who should roll into my life? But the intern formerly known as Mike the bike I was warned of Michael, but now I'm called as a icicle and I'll break down how he's no part of a bicycle He's not the handlebars those whiskers are too short He's not the seat cuz he don't know how to show support only way he's the pedals cuz he saw those roads

He's only the kickstand cuz he's hitting the road. He might be the wheels cuz I'm tired of his shit He's a retread and when he talk he spoke like a bitch Clear the only way he's the chain is cuz he's grinding my gears. Yeah, you can't be the basket cuz you can't hold Like we could never be tethered like and I know he was Buddha technically his boss Yeah, and then Buddha's and then your boss drops a diss track Feel like shit as long as a ball shot whooping got handles. I believe all that shit We already seen you go behind people's backs our conversations shit what to take literal a snake talking to Adam It's practically biblical you play counter-strike. You're not an actual killer. You see me coming, you better run like I was God's zero.

Oh! They ask me, am I cool? I respond like, Michael, who? I gave you your dream job, now I'm taking your life. Take notes, that's how you deconstruct a bike. Really beat the brakes off. Would it come off? Yeah.

Really beat the brakes off. Would it come off? Yeah. this mic. Now I see your motives. We should I seen them then we tried to be your friend. We tried to help you out. But when we asked you work hard, all you do is pout. You cried a run cry to Caleb, cry to Dave. You say they won't let me play my computer games. Work hard and behave. And I'm too weak to take any of the blame. You got a weak brain and you weren't built for this. And if this take any of the blame you got a weak brain and you aren't built for this

And this is your dream job. You gotta work for it. You gotta learn from this and I hope you do Being writing no more apps for you sad day for you because we built you Mike And this is the last day that they call you bike Maybe Mike the trike or maybe Mike the dyke Please don't make me work at night You can vroom vroom vroom all the way home You were never young and happy never played your role and if somehow you get hired by Frankie Maybe one day you'll grow up enough to thank me

Yes, so it didn't work out with Mike the bike Truly hated It didn't work out with Mike the Bike. Yeah, that's it. That's serious. What happened? He was truly hated. Oh. Get an internship and on the way out, just getting a visceral. Damn. What about that? That's so cool. I never knew Mike the Bike.

Yeah, I can't even picture him. Asian guy. OK. Yeah. All right. There it is. Bicycle. Oh, that explains some of the context.

I used to pick up on that one. Yeah. OK. He hasn Oh, that explains some of the context. I'll stick up on that one. Yeah. Okay. He hasn't tweeted in like two years. Oh no. He does play video games though. Yeah, he used to work for. Yeah, there he is.

I don't believe it. Overwatch League too. Yeah. Mike the Bike. There he is, Mike the Bike. Oh, he's in LA. Yeah. Yeah, he and Buddha.

Run into each other. Uh oh. Be dicey. That'd be very funny. Do you have a new Amsterdam? We have one last ad. Can you Yeah, he in Buda. They run into each other. Uh-oh. Be dicey. That'd be very funny. Do you have a New Amsterdam? We have one last ad. Can you do it, Nick?

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You're kind of the same color as your shirt. A little bit. Yeah. Pink. A little doughy. I hope Rico makes it. But imagine if he doesn't. That would be brutal.

All right, listen. There's got to be a mechanism to save him, right? We don't actually want him to miss the pump party. He lives for it Sorry, what's the pump? I should know this what's it's a party where a bunch of agents and coaches and People that want to be big in the college basketball world are there was our big party the names of am I wrong pump brothers? Or something the pump brothers yeah Dana and Dave pump

Really that's their name. I just goes I've been before yeah It's not my scene. Where is it at a club? No, I wherever they do the final four though. Yeah, I do a party I guess is it like a party party. No, it's like a bunch of college basketball. Yeah, Rico Just goes and asks for their numbers. It's a stand-around and and hobnob part of that working event Yeah, is Rico nervous around these guys or confident? Oh? I bet he'd walk into this one like a fucking king. Do you have to get invited or can you just show up? I think you buy tickets oh Okay

pump party Yeah, like if he if it's would you let him fly from Nashville if he buses back Yeah, I mean he can get a ride. He can rent a car. Oh, yeah, I told him that I was like dude You don't have to do the whole bus If it gets to a point where the bus isn't going to make it yeah That shouldn't be frowned upon yeah, but isn't that the bet? The bus can't do it. I don't want him to miss the pump sometimes because I also think he is, he was very willing to do this and he wasn't complaining at all.

He's doing it. And if there's, if something happens where the bus like breaks down, it's not like he was trying to get out of it, you know? And driving would also still suck. It would still suck, yeah. I mean, who knows, Rico might not be able to drive for more than four hours He can't help with the wheelchair man. That's right everything well I'm still confused about the wheelchair man and his yeah, it's a wheelchair guy driving the bus wheelchair and hijacked a guy tried

Yeah, yeah, but yeah, just I think the games have to matter and Alabama losing by 20 should matter Yeah, like there has to be some sort of you have to get on a bus. Because I know Rico probably didn't care that they actually lost by 20. It was more the punishment he was faced. So I think you got to do something this off season. I'm sure that doesn't happen again next year. I think him watching Nate Oates lose was probably the worst punishment for him.

That was the worst punishment of all? That was the most pain he's felt. It's like watching your dad get beat up. Yeah. And for us, it sucks. That's how Rico was he's felt. It's like watching your dad get beat up. Yeah. And for us, it sucks. That's how Rico was feeling. Yeah. What?

Those guys come over and. Yeah, you just hear them. Oh, wow. Wow. JP Hovi, because they have a rivalry. Oh, yeah. Oh. That would be great.

And he poured in a storm, I guess. Wow. That'd be beautiful. Still he poured in a storm, I guess. Wow, that'd be beautiful. Still got some mending to do with Max. Yeah. No, he hasn't. He immediately wasn't. The disabled. Look at Rico, what a guy.

Good for him. Yeah, he's fighting up for the little guy. Standing up for those who can't stand. There you go. Wow, he's fighting up for the little guy. Standing up for the guy. Standing up for those who can't stand. There you go. Oh, wow. That's beautiful. All right, I'll spin the wheel. Good job, suit day.

Yeah, what are we wearing tomorrow? Regular clothes? Sure. Should we wear our comfiest clothes as a little treat? I'm gonna probably wear a jersey. I'm just gonna get dressed. Pajama day? No. Should we all get dressed in the dark. Whoa, I do what if we did dressed in the dark day?

That be true. Why would that be crazy end up in a suit again? Hey, I got you for Jersey Don't don't play don't I got you you got me that's you what can I what can I use You got me? I got you. What can I use? Dack. I can use it? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome.

Thank you. Fuck yeah. I'll go get it. Appreciate it. I almost said not there, but I didn't. Okay. That was nice of me. See?

Thank you. Growth. What's the catch? There is no catch. I was never gonna wear that jersey. Yeah. I hate Dak Prescott. He's the 17th best quarterback in the league

Might be about right we figured we found out on PMT like what's the funniest thing to rank DAC 17th was pretty much Nailed it. Yeah, that really pissed people off Like 12 you could be like Yeah, like 12 people could argue and if you did like 24, it's a clear troll You can win a Super Bowl as the 12th. Yeah, but 17 is like What's 17 still unfathomably good? Yeah, oh boy Seven there's 16 quarterbacks, but that's not probably not too far off. What is he? He's probably like 12 12 10 to 10 to 15 Yeah, yeah 17 17 hurts funny. No. That's a hurtful number to be

worse than 18. Yeah, 18 looks better. Way better. Yeah. And 18 you're like kind of in the heart of the middle. 17 you're like, Oh man, he was pretty close to top 15, but he didn't make it. Yeah. And even 16. Yeah exactly halfway. Yeah, something's just a gross number horrible Okay, good luck with the house Brandon. Thank you Yeah, I gotta go. Oh, okay. Oh go go. I gotta be there about 330 alright spin the wheel yak 1000. Oh, yeah When is it two weeks from yesterday April 15th yak 1000 if we want to think of something we want to do Let's do it sink burn its boat again. So to Jack 1000. I think it's a win Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday

Let's try to get every guest that's ever been on the yak Okay, yeah, let's do it yeah every single one. Yeah album out Joey Gatto? Yep. There's one. Whoops. Whoops. Yeah, let's grab him. Yeah, we'll get him.

Where is he? Kate, is he latched onto your ass cheek ass cheek? Is that him right there dangling oh Man you guys had him. I wasn't me. We missed him. Yeah, oh you were probably being real nice to him. Yeah I was here super nice. Yeah super super nice He was like what's ever what's all the girls instagrams here? I was like yeah, here you go you go dude I think he actually did that yeah he might have done that think that him and him and the Grinch both yeah the Grinch do all right

let's spin the wheel fuck like the book I do want to get that Chicago magician with the birds. Have you guys seen him? No. Super hot right now. See you Brandon. All right. Good luck by your mama house. Thank you. Thanks for watching.

Go ahead and loosen that tie at home now. You can take it off. Yaks over. Alright, see you tomorrow. Love ya. If you have any ideas for Yak-Dows and hit me up too, because that should be a big shot. Alright, love you, bye.