The Yak - Steven Attempts the Most Difficult Football Catch of ALL TIME | The Yak 11-8-24

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

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Kyle, you want to do an activity? Yeah, I was thinking. I'm kind of in the mood. It's a Friday. Casual Friday. It's not like a... Can I suggest... I don't wanna step on your thing. Can we make it like a fun activity? I want it to be a little bit fun.

Yeah. I disagree, Titus. Okay. Alright, let's... Let's do a sad act. Alright. Really have to dig deep and lock in to overcome something. Is this the serious episode?

Something hard. Shit. Something really hard. Alright, we should say we disavowed Zach Brian on this the serious episode? Something hard. Something really hard. We should say we disavowed Zach Bryan on this show. It's a show stance. That's our official show stance. Group thumbs down. Yeah, group thumbs down.

Shout out, Bree. But also, let's attack him for being an asshole and not for being short. Yeah. Why does that have to be tossed in all of a sudden? I think it has to be. You can't tell- Now that he's an asshole, we get to attack him for being short. Well, it just makes it worse.

Yeah, and you can't tell the story of Zach Bryan without mentioning his height. Okay. Yeah. It does make it worse. Yeah. Do you have like a list at home? You're like, oh, there goes another one of our guys. Another short guy. Yeah, who's your number one? No, but it all comes out how people really feel about short people yeah oh sure

oh how pathetic who is your number one short guy my rush more shorts yeah like who's who's right now like if you're like hey if we needed uh if they all of a sudden we're like hey shorts have to live in their own country who's the president of the first off what is short to? I would say five eight and a half What are you? I think five nine five five ten no no I? That's that's just like a kind of that's a That's cute. No one's gonna describe a five ten guys. I mean it's not short guy over there. It's obviously six foot That's why men lie to is it it's why men lie to be six foot. I don't know five eleven is fine

Five eleven and a half is oh anything under I want to put you in my six feet is where men begin Right and then five eleven and five ten is like that. I guess you could say they're trans you're going to you're going to Man yeah, and then five Nine and below is what about like a running back who's like 200 that changes things. Yeah, like how tall is Saquon? That was muscular like you're not Yeah, that's Running backs don't count. Yeah, but any nice don't count. about except to Rico six-foot there we go probably lying man he's probably 511 but the fact that he's lying because he wants to get to six feet because I think that tells us that tells you every that's the mark of a tall man yeah he's like an incredible

running back one of the best in the league and he still has to be like yeah I'm six feet yeah no he's not yeah it Yeah, it's real. Yeah, so it's a losing pick. I don't know who are, like, there's a lot of actors who are really admirable. Tom Cruise? Danny DeVito? Like, Tuffin. Jason Statham.

I feel like a lot of actors are short. I like Statham short. Isn't Efron short? Efron's a good one. But he's more of a pretty boy. Yeah. The three brothers who sing. yeah, they're Island boys Cocks

I'll be damned I thought he was tall Oh Jeremy Allen why? These guys aren't like beacons of masculinity isn't Joe Rogan super short. Oh Might be it. I don't think he's Joe Rogan super short? Oh, that might be it. I don't think he's that. Rogan's it. I think he might be like 5'6". No. I think he's wee.

He's short. He's a wee man. All right, wee man. Somewhere along the lines, society gave elderly men a pass to show their dicks and flaunt their dicks in the locker room. Why? Did you see a dick this morning? Why? You just saw a dick this morning?

It just is. It's not like a convenience thing, because they will... They will open their towel up just to show you their dick. I've thought about this a lot, because I don't know about you guys, but I remember being a kid and going, but like I remember like being a kid and going to like locker rooms and being like, why are there dudes? You know what I mean?

Like if you're going to a gym or something. I would shower after swimming at the Y with naked men. Yeah, right. So like, do you think it's generational? No, I think it's- Or do you think it's like, I always assumed that it was a generational thing that's just like, that's what the boomers do.

When we get to our elderly age We won't do this, but now I'm starting to think I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it. I've never been a naked walking around guy, but I might have to become one. Yeah, I'm gonna do it for sure I was thinking it's like gay sex predators No, I don't think to turn old so they can finally do that. No, I don't think... No, because why would they... Them doing it doesn't really do anything. It's one thing to be like, oh, I don't care that I'm naked, who cares?

Some of them will like sit in a chair. They're not like... It's not for convenience sake. I think it's the second you stop using it for fucking is when you start using it for show. Oh, that's a good point. It's like a... Let's say you have Lou Gehrig's baseball bat. You're not gonna hit with it anymore,

but you're gonna show it off. Yeah. Yeah. That's a great... I think the world too, like, every time someone sees your dick could be the last time. Yeah. So maybe you're like, I don't want... Even if you want it to be, like yeah, YMCA. I don't think you care, I think.

I get that they don't care, but they're also going out of their way And you like you're almost I guess Kate does this happen in a female locker room? I like distinctly you know what the when you're a kid and you see an old person's naked like it sticks in your crawl Yeah, I like remember old ladies at the white. It's the why, why yeah, just kind of just hanging around it It's not it's not like shower to locker. It's like shower to sink There's a lawyer sitting in the chair for a little bit

Yeah, law they lounge. Yeah, right. They'll walk around the link spin It's Yeah, it's so it's like it's gotten to a point where I can't take it anymore hmm yeah I don't know they're doing meat spin maybe you helicopter yeah like I remember if I ever use if I go to somebody's place into their shower and they have Selsum Blue shampoo, it brings me right back to Y Mandic. Because that was the shampoo that like,

whoever I went there with. That was like the dandruff shampoo. Yeah, I know, but that's the shampoo that I used at the Y for some reason. Yeah, or the like, one for all like green liquid. Oh, yeah. That's just like, that's your shampoo, like, uh, green liquid. Oh, yeah. That's your shampoo, conditioner, and soap.

Body wash. Yeah, you just use it. It's almost like mouthwash. It looks exactly like mouthwash. It's the consistency-wise even, too. Yeah, and it's just for everything. It's a cure-all. Yeah.

You drink it. Yeah. And you'll slab it on your body and it'll just fall off. It falls off. Yeah, I just said. You're not cleaning yourself at all. Drink it yeah, and slab it on your body, and it'll just fall off it falls off You're not cleaning yourself at all you hit the pump And you get maybe like a quarter of what you pumped out in your hand because it just starts going everywhere Yes, it's it's like it's like 70% water it all ends up on the ground None of it goes into your skin

Just green water it really is It's just green water. It really is Scented green water no no brand. I've never seen a brand on it. Yeah, I think yeah, it's just green water Green water I think you could drink that. Oh, yeah, it's like wood you could drink it. Oh, yeah my god Do you have friends at the gym Co car do you know I do have a few gym friends like dudes I will see I see them and we might have like a decently long conversation how's decent decently long for you in a public space I was gonna say 90 seconds yeah yeah two minutes but only like two or three guys and you recognize

them in there you got a crew like if if if a dude steps you at the gym would you have a couple guys who would have your back I think so all right that's you good that's huge yeah yeah you know their names no you don't need that. Do you know their names? No, you don't need to know their names. That's so, that's too far. That's way too personal. He's not trying to marry him. I think I do, yeah. He's not trying to. I do know their names.

You don't ask someone's name. Yeah, I always, yeah. That's like at the dog park. You go to the dog park and you see the same person every single day and it's like, you'll never learn their name. You know their dog's name. Know the dog's name.

Oh yeah, that's. That's Sparky's owner. Yeah name. You know their dogs name. No the dog. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's that's that's Sparty's owner Yeah, that's busters mom. Yeah, Kate. Are you still going to the park and meeting people? Yeah? I got my I got invited to like mom's giving Part now you a pumpkin painting party. I went to with the mom. Yeah, I think You're in I'm gonna say I'm in I'm like on the outskirts of these are not on the outskirts I saw the photo for that the bar posted Are these neighbors or these moms in the school?

Neighborhood neighborhood ground. Oh, we have a central playground and we're all constantly there. I'm there like literally every night Oh, that's awesome. Are they and yeah, so we have a squad Is there a point where like, you know, like the drama going on in their lives? Well, so I kind of want to stay on the outskirts because Skeleton Moms night, I was one of the last moms out and I don't want to get too comfortable and I'm afraid I already got too comfortable and I don't want to freak anybody out. Were you out until 4am with the other Skeleton Moms? At a bar the music was like, oh this is a disrespect disrespect to like, yeah, wait, it was all to do.

And so. So I obviously know you very well, Kate. I know you're not this, but is there in your mom group, is there a Karen in chief? There's definitely like a leader. Like if a skateboarder showed up to the park, would there be someone who would take care of it? It's not you.

You would never do that. Who's calling the manager? No, god no. I'd let the kids get mulled. Yeah, right. Or accept word, I. Would there be, is there a, like y'all would look and be like, all right, Nancy, like, you know what to do.

I honestly have, there's like a central organizer mom. Okay. Who like gets the ball rolling on shit. She might not be the Karen? Everyone seems pretty chill, we haven't had a reason. I think we gotta show up to her. I don't know. Yeah, we should. With a skateboard and graffiti.

A skateboard on our thing. Loud music. Yeah. With cuss words in it. We got to suss out the Karen. It might be me when a car drives by. No way. I will say the only time, when like a car goes fast down our street, I'm like, I'm like that lady.

I'm like, what are you, what the fuck's wrong with you? Yeah, but he's going fast, so he never hears. That's true. But I like, I can like, I like. You would never. Because you would feel too bad. You would go up to him and be like, hey, sorry guys, like, can you not skateboard? And they'd be like, yeah, we're going to skateboard on your kid's face.

You're like, okay, that's fine. Yeah. That's fine. We're going to fucking rail grind on your kid's back. On his spine. I want to use your child as the board. Okay. Lay him down. I'm going to kick flip your son. fucking rail grind on your back, on his spine. I want to use your child as the board. Okay.

I'm going to kick flip your son. We're going to ollie off his ass. Your son's ass. Yeah, ollie off your son's ass. Okay. Don't fuck out of the world. You're telling us to leave? You want me to take off his pants?

We're going to ollie off your son's ass. That's typical skaters. Yeah, they're trying to always ride on his back. Tell us to leave you want me to go to all after That's typical skater yeah, they're trying to always rail grind on Yeah, we got to find out that Karen what about if you have ever been out to dinner and someone asked for like the manager or waiter? Oh yeah. I have, again, I keep myself on the outskirts. Like there's a couple events I'm holding back on because I'm like I don't want to be too all up

in their business yet. Is there like one that's like the single divorced man eater? They're all hot, which again, then I'm like, are they inviting me so they seem hotter? Am I the uggo mom no Wait, so you guys stayed out till 4 a.m.. Together a few of us did so that had to get a little interesting We were just drunk. I was like so anyway my back hurts. It was like nothing crazy. It was pretty depressing And that's why the next morning

I was like I gotta back out of this group a little bit cuz I'm I don't want to be the weird one No, they they definitely like you also And that's why the next morning I was like, I gotta back out of this group a little bit because I don't want to be the weird one. No, they definitely like you. Also, you have the ace in the hole that you've got the B, which is kind of like, he's got a little aura to him. He does. Like a bad boy.

He does. Well, they have dads, when the mom squad goes out, the dads all get beer and pizza at the park. And they all get together. Yeah. So he's getting in on that too. I'm dipping my toe into whether I want to do that or not, the dad stuff.

I think it's... Yeah, I don't think I can do it. There were like, there's some like, my kids' school, they start playing basketball, like there's like a kindergarten team, and I guess like the dads go to the bar and watch sports while the kids have practice. I'm like, I don't think I.

I don't know if I. No. The gathering. It's like once you're in, you gotta, and then you gotta go every time. I'd rather just be the weird aloof guy. Well they all get together when the moms go out so they don't have to watch the kids

because the kids all watch each other. They all play. It's like an out, an easy out. But he hasn't like gotten together with the dads on his own yet. I don't have to watch the kids because the kids all watch each other. Yeah, that's like an out and easy out But he hasn't like gotten together with the dads on his own. Yeah, yeah What the yeah, I'm a little I'm afraid I'm gonna blow it. It's like a relationship almost I feel like These ladies yeah, cuz if you blow it then you can't go to the park anymore. I know exactly well after Halloween I like didn't go to that went to the elementary school I know I know that's what I what if they actually suck what if you get to know them better and you're like

That's so discipline you saw them. They're hot skeleton moms. What if they? I think I think one of them might be an Eastern European like They're all really fit Yeah, remind what if they just desperately want to hang out with you though, and you're now shunning them They're like where the fuck is Kate she not like us isn't that working out how I wanted to oh I feel you're downplaying it if you make the decision to stay out till 4 something happens along the lines That's a little spicy and that's you don't stay out till 4 a.m. Are you cracking them up? Yeah? Talking about your back hurt. Yeah

That's not the only time for a talk or you say out to 4 a.m. That's like you know that's sisterhood of the traveling pants. Yeah, you guys found for life You're part of that you're you are sister little there was a little tease you got back bathroom like breaks What's that really you would dip to the bathroom? Are you asking if I did cocaine with these mom? No I would know I actually well you'd have to know I didn't because otherwise they think you're a cop For I am no blow Kate I did at the main dance party the 50 cent came on and we were all dancing having fun, and I was like man

Can I say on it? Yeah, I'm like man Yeah and having fun, and I was like, man, can I say hi? I'm like, man, I used to cocaine on the CD cover. And I thought everybody was gonna laugh and be like, me too, and everybody was like, huh? You didn't know that? And then I was like, uh-oh. That's one of those ones that plays a lot better in this room. Yeah, I got my groups mixed up.

Are chicks tit-shy around each other? Like, I won't walk around, I'll walk around my friends shirtless, like, of getting dressed, but I won't have my dick out. Do girls like cover, doits shy around each other? Like I won't walk around, I'll walk around my friend's shirtless like of getting dressed, but I won't have my dick out. Do girls like cover, they walk around? They're fine. I think they tickle each other.

Is that true? Yeah, and then make out. Yeah. I don't know at our age why would we be walking around without our shirts. Like if you have a friend staying with you, and you guys are getting dressed to go out. Changes your skeleton costumes.

If you're in the guest room and you take a shower and you got to do the walk from the shower to the room down the hall. How how much are you covering up and like making sure you're secure and all that. I think I would have to be like, Oh, saggy tits coming through. I feel like Joker. Also, I just assume every woman who's like close friends with like all their close friends, they've touched each other's tits. I think yeah.. And it's hot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is just what I. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. That's what we do. They're just like, Hey, will you feel my tits? Yeah. Yeah. And I'll

do mine. Yeah. That's exactly how it I think that's exactly how every bachelor party. Yeah. Before we go out, should we experiment? Yeah. Should want to touch my tits? I will say, at the VA a couple weeks ago, October breast cancer awareness month, they had this breast cancer awareness display, and you walk into the VA, and there's this big lobby area, and it's just dudes everywhere. It's just dudes hanging out, old dudes scuffing their feet, going, you know, it's just dude city, and they had this display with fake breasts and any woman that walked by they're like why don't you see if you can find the lump and it's just like tons of dudes sitting around I was like

Failing up to me it's and uh it just felt strange it was awkward I have just a set of fake tits with a fake lump and you could got to find to see what a real one feels to See what you know Did you find it? Did you find it no Gonna need 30 minutes. I'll come back That's the nipple Where's uh, where's Brandon right now? Rasslin'.

Can we see? He's rasslin'. I don't know who he's rasslin', but he's rasslin' some. Matt Riddle. Who's Matt Riddle? He was like the stoner guy. He's a Harry Potter. Didn't wear shoes.

That's Tom Riddle. Oh, OK. That's Voldemort. Is he not doing the show anymore? Oh, did I just say it out loud? Yeah, wait, where's Brandon? Wait, zoom out. Can you?

Matt Riddle, was he partnered up with Randy Orton for a little bit? They were on K-Pro. Those aren't Brandon's biceps. Oh yeah, this guy is like, wait, does he kinda look like PFT? Yeah. Be awesome if there's just an old naked man in there.

Yeah. That would be awesome. That would be, yeah. That would be so cool. Where he's just getting head under his. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

That's his wrestling interview. Oh. Matt Riddle. That's a riddle I'd like to solve. Whoa. All right, fellas. Yeah. Oof. Just kidding.

So he's just skipping the yak. For Matt Riddle? I guess he is. Is Matt Riddle WWAW? He was and now he's independent I think. Oh. He getting into trouble? He also was in the UFC. Oh. Did he do well? I think.

I think he just likes weed. Oh Okay Sounds like a pretty cool guy. Yeah, Barry could beat you up and then smoke you out easily. That's a good combo Smoke you out mean give you weed or outperform you know, it's like smoke you like like give you weed like roll blunt for the boys What's it called when you like out smoke somebody and they have That's what I thought. You knew that. What's it called when you like out smoke somebody and they have to tap out? I don't know. Smoke them under the table.

Is that what it is? Maybe, I don't know if there's an extra ranking. Yeah. I don't know if people are built different than me, but like one hit usually and I'm like on the moon. And then I watch the videos of the people that do like the, they'll do like 10 of those air bombs in a row. Gravity bongs. I'm like what? Yeah, gravity bongs are crazy. Do you enjoy that? I watch the videos of people that do like the They'll do like 10 of those air

Bongs I'm like what yeah gravity Like are you having a good time after you do that? Are you? No, I don't think so. Like what's the purpose there? They have to be hopelessly addicted Yeah, can't be past the age of 20 still doing gravity. Yeah, especially because gravity bong takes like a lot of sober work Yeah, like you have to do work to get high. So like that's a, that is an addiction. Yeah. Is Snoop still like, oh yeah, this feels good. I don't know.

I feel like he's back. There's no way, right? Like any other drug, like you, you, you get to that point and you're just doing it to feel okay. Snoop in his 50s, right? I think he quit, didn't he? I think weed is one of we just know you can be really Addicted like you could just

Think there's some people who just need to smoke yeah to feel normal to just to feel normal Yeah, yeah, like he can't be getting like nice highs. No probably not he probably Being not high is probably high for him now Yeah, yeah, the probably feels my sober day is probably like mind-blowing. He probably freaks out Yeah, he's getting cold sweats. Yeah Anxiety I think the him quitting was like a solo stovet. Yeah, it was Did you get got Steven? No actually I got got Steven Did you you got copper fit on today you doing the breath varv?

So I got got Stephen did you you got copper fit on today you doing the breath barf? What's going on with that I've had kind of a bulky knee for a couple months That's why I haven't played and I'll make my return and I got a copper fit to hopefully make are you wearing it right now? Yeah, it's under my pants. Why are you wearing it? my pants why are you wearing it I have shorts on under this but whoops you're just wearing a knee you're wearing a knee pad today whoops yeah it's got like menthol in it's never worn up before so I'll let you know after today okay After today, okay Do you trust Brett far? Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, that's that's that's probably the worst thing you did gotta be it, right? Yeah, they're in reception nothing else

They're like Jets cheer cheerleader thing. Yeah. Anything else? Well, fair enough. Okay. That's it. Close the book on Brett Favre. It's just so funny how much... Steven just misses his full stories. Well, as soon as they retire, their story's done. Yeah, their story's over.

Yeah. Complete. That's the end of their life cycle. They're dead. Yeah, they're dead. They're really dead to him. Yeah. Unless they get a broadcasting job.

And then, yeah. And then he's going to critique your suit every single Sunday morning on suit duty. Steven is very particular about suits and then people on the sidelines that are not in the game refusing to catch the ball. How do you guys feel about that? Very mad about it. I don't know. So if a security guard or fan, yeah, ball comes to you, make an effort to catch it. He got he got visibly upset. It there was an Eagles fan last weekend who caught a ball in the back of the end zone in his seats and then spiked it And Steve was like why would you give that ball up? Don't you have to get back?

I think they try to ask so the the Yankees fans are your heroes that Those guys wanted it bad trying to help team out yeah, you gotta get on board with those guys Team what yeah, I'm not taking off then you have to carry a football everywhere Yeah, I don't want right for the rest of the night like put it in your waistband If you're if you're an Eagles fan and Jalen hurts throws you a ball in the game obviously He's not attending it to throw it to you, but you catch it That's like an all-time souvenir this guy just fucking dumps it over the rail. I think that's Souvenir this guy just fucking dumps it over the railing. I think that's cooler Yeah, that's way cooler. What am I gonna do with that ball? I have no interest in like memorabilia

You can just opt to get kicked out which I definitely would have you would rather get kicked out look at those seats I think game was over at that point so yeah much rather have the ball and get get bounced Run away, but wouldn't they take it from you if you were no they would kick you out or take it well No, they could take it while you're giving to bow. Yeah, no, I've seen people Shut up a shirt, and they can't do anything wait what they shove it up their shirt And then they just don't know where the ball went where to go I just saw what a second ago. She's gained 20 pounds three seconds. I think that hunchback had it So like would you get mad if a ball was coming toward someone and they didn't make like almost a dive to catch it

You're saying or if so they die but like I'm not gonna let it I'm gonna try to catch it right next to you and you're 15 yards out of bounds Yeah, try and make a play if there's a what if there's a kid next to you when you catch it? Do you hand it to the kid? Give it to the kid if you want. That's cool. Would you? Hell no. That depends. Maybe. If it's a baseball, yeah. What if it's a young Danny Conrad?

Yeah. You know what I mean by that. Between 13 and 16. It depends on the situation right? Probably. I probably would. He'd hit me with a two short and take the ball. He's looking extra gray that day. And also depends what situation it is. Does Mike Evans toss a ball up and I catch it,

and it's like that? Then yeah, have the ball. That's a good moment for the kid. If Tom Brady's throwing it out of bounds and I make a diving catch one handed and fall over, then he's a big hit. He's thought about all these things. I'll make a diving catch. You know one-handed he's smiling But in a weird way I kind of love it because it's like If you daydream about catching a touchdown NFL game you're like what are you talking about? That's not something you can actually achieve

Stevens daydreaming about catching a touchdown as a fan in the stands, which is achievable. But isn't the act itself the reward? Do you need the item? Isn't like it's more just like if you and this is just like if you're there, if you're in those seats, yeah, keep your hands up. Be ready. Something might happen. But can't that guy that the Eagles fan candy to show all his friends be like, look, look

how soon like in 20 years you could just pull up that clip and be like look how sick this was I caught yes But I certainly didn't know that like the camera usually cuts away pretty quickly Yeah, you could just make it like one of those so you know those digital photo Albums just do that put it on your wall Walk in your house, and it's just playing on loop yeah having that clip forever is cooler than just having the ball in a room Yeah, yeah, I like Hank's clip of what what he when he when he just pump faked awesome that was the best that was cool that's way better than i had this ball i shoved it up my shirt and i yeah and then i got it i left the game i have the ball that i caught from ryan griffin oh sick

did he sign it no i just, this is the this is the best And that was right after mellows it all right, yeah, I think so Steven you should become like the foul ball guy of the NFL just sit behind run around the stadium. Yeah There was that famous clip of the Bears fan Bears. Yeah diving is a field goal right yeah we had it we interviewed him like a long time ago yeah he jumped I don't know if you can find he jumped like out of the stands into the tunnel and caught the ball oh my god as it was like falling yeah it's all time that used to be like maybe the most recycled football highlight for I feel like a couple of years.

I've never seen it. I've never seen it either. For you, for someone who fantasizes about catching bomb stands. It was maybe the early 90s, late 80s. It's all time, all time catch. Hmm. If you're seen close, just be aware. So message all the all the adults out there. All the grown-ups out there.

Be an adult and look around. Keep your hands up. Make sure you complete the catch. Shove it up your shirt. Chet, what's your best catch ever? Watch this. All-time catch. Over the net. Just pan down, pan down and one fucking alright okay all right Yeah, that's a crime. Oh my God. Okay, you were right. Did he get hurt?

I can't remember what year he was. What year is this? Oh look at his- Oh that guy rocked. That was him? Yeah. Hell yeah. That type of dude doesn't exist anymore. He's out. Yeah. Oh my God. Hell yeah. Just an absolute legend. Yeah, we've lost that guy. That guy is gone. How do we get that guy back? We could do it. Do you guys want a rat tail for the rest of the year? One piece? You had a rat tail as a kid, right?

Never. Never did. I had Nike check. Be honest. Nah, I had Nike checked at the...got that cut in the back. You seem like a rat tail. I know. I know. That's crazy. I remember the bully on my elementary school bus had a rat tail and a cowboy starter jacket,

and I think that's why I've always had hatred for the cowboys. And rat tails. Y'all didn't have rat tails? No. No, did you? No, I had infected ringworm. Oh. I couldn't grow a rat tail. Yes, you could. you could think so yeah, man. I guess I never tried. I just assumed I couldn't

Yeah, I was friends with some long rat tails It was like lower back TG fun is the best rat tail that's the kids in my own lunch school They would have the long rat tells and they put beads and Yeah Their rat tails. Yeah, that's rise a rat tail was the rat tail ever really in yeah. Oh, yeah, I think oh, yeah Like people I thought it looked hot. Yes well not hot because it was always like a

Middle school, but like you look at mullets mullets had a resurgence girls think they're hot country singers have them I don't know if right right. I don't think they had like a yeah. Yeah And most did get hot again love an authentic rat tail I was at this like hipster indoor play cafe in a little hip to end. I'm starting to see Like an ironic kids rat tail. I don't like that Off putting to me. I was friends with this kid Cody and he had one It was like he never cut his hair So it was like the end of his hair was like his first sprouted hair baby hair all the way down to his lower back

disgusted And it was like it's natural grease that kept it together really it was so gross Yeah, greasy hair and rattails go hand-in-hand yeah No way is it oozing? Damn, did it break on you? Yeah, was it smell like, sorry I need to know. What? I wish I didn't say that out loud, but.

I see, too. I know. I badly need to know. All right, so what should we do? Should we play Sporkle? Should we do a different game? Hmm, it's Friday. We can do whatever we want. It's a great day for's Friday. We can do whatever we want.

It's a great day for some activity. We can do whatever we want. We could break shit. We could... We could make shit. We could make shit. We could make shit then break it. Yeah. Make it then break it.

Yeah. Yeah. Me and TJ made kind of a fun game. Oh. Go on. It's... Wait, TJ. Is it fun? I had fun, okay?

so when the disc golf or Course was set up we would use the nerf footballs and throw it in It's a lot more fun because the ball bounce is kind of crazy, and then you can make a hole in one for anywhere so it's just Yeah, you can't play conservative because So it's just It's just golf for the ball It's golf for footballs You can't play conservative cause the ball can go pretty far I wanna see you get your best catch ever

Oh my gosh If you have to go viral, that's what we should do today Yes, so you get out the wrestling hat and you make your best catch Yeah, what could you jump off of? We wanna get you your best catch Could you jump off the top level? I think it needs to, maybe somebody could put on a football helmet

It has to hit off the helmet and Che has to like redirect mid-air Yeah, I want to get I want to get you a trick catch. Let's get you your best catch. Maybe Would a trick catch and we'll frame it like it was the first attempt. Oh, I got it What if you were standing in the kitchen behind the wall and you just put your hand out? And you just fucking snagged it. Out of nowhere, yeah. If you put some date, like he's cooking something dangerous.

Oh yeah. Like next to a baby or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you casually catch the ball. Like that Evan Longoria catch. Yeah. That fake video. Yeah, you can't even look up.

Is Chef Donnie here. I smell some food Yeah, they did have those commercials right TJ. There was there was the guy that caught football one right wean yeah Fantasy files yeah Yeah, this is a hundred percent real yeah There we go yep something like that something exactly like that Anybody else just now learning that's fake Chris Cooley through the wall or chef yeah chef Donnie is there something Steven could cook is he walking around with a motorcycle helmet? fucking damn it Come on

Dude And his hair managed to be perfect We want to get Steven his best catch ever Okay So we want him to cook something and then like Not even look up and just be like boom Like right now? Yeah

Alright Eggs Eggs go Go make eggs We all agree we want We want to throw the ball as hard as possible Yeah, but should he have a hand max should he have in a hand? Okay, maybe you have a handful of eggs or two eggs yeah like ball and you have to throw up both eggs

Off the ball catch the Cooking yeah, you throw up the eggs really high and then you catch you catch the ball put it down That's the egg break their shells. Oh, what? The eggs are cooked or they're in their shells. They're in their shells. What do you mean? Yeah? If you want as a practice What scenario would you have the scrambled eggs in your hands in the first place? Maybe could you make a pancake and flip it? Flip it over the ball like throw the paint ball

Through catches with the left. Yeah flip at the right flip at the right as the pancakes in the air the ball goes between The pan yeah, you catch. Yes. Yeah. Oh my god Cool That would be your best fucking legendary Jay Yes, it's yeah, oh my god Cool that That would be your best fucking legendary Jay, do you need to close your eyes and picture for a second? Jay I don't have to catch with the right from being honest. Okay. What if the ball has what if the ball has a pad of butter on the front? But it butters it Yeah butter on the front. When he flips it, it butters it. It catches the ball. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Or maybe dripping the syrup. Yeah, it has syrup all over it. It drizzles. And then, Che, you have to look at the camera and go, perfect. Yeah, perfect spiral, and it's just, it's like slightly drizzling off syrup. You have to. It's good.

We have to do this. That would be the best catch of all time and you'd go mega viral probably be famous Definitely be famous With you yeah, you get tired Rotate yeah, and we're using the nerf footballs of the room no nerf or well I don't know like do the real one. I feel like the top column be like can't do this with a real foot Yeah, true. We got to do real maybe we practice with the nerve practice with nerf. Yeah Okay, get to a point. Yeah. All right, so pancakes. I think pancakes

We have the stuff for practice air flipping the pancake first just to make sure you can do it Let's before you even start cooking let's just do do a test run go go over there, okay? Go to the kitchen TG do we have a good setup on the cameras in the kitchen? I don't think so What'd you say? I don't think so, but we can okay? Yeah This is gonna be the best catch ever Of all time and Che it's gonna be credited to you. That's excited or you it's so awesome are you excited he's gone he's already ready what about the

hibachi style he throws the egg and cracks it sideways over the sharp spatula over the pan and catches at the same time remember in the first spider man when he catches all that food. That's real No, it is it took like a bunch. Oh, you're right. It's real when he catches the lunch Yeah, catches like six items on a tray while he has Mary Jane in his arms Steven should do something Yeah, wait he should French Oh, yeah, wait he should French Was he getting head while it's happening oh

What if Kate falls from the ceiling and he catches Kate just Kate like that that's fine That would be cool. Yeah, he saves you we make him choose between the ball and Kate. He's taking the ball. He takes the ball, 100%. Can we access those cameras in there, TJ? I think that's what Ryan's doing. Or Animal House. Because that would suck for Jay if he pulls this off and we just don't have the right angle. Yeah, the greatest video no one's ever seen.

Oh, that would be devastating I'm gonna throw this ball so hard. Oh, yeah, well you have to really Yeah, cuz if you soft throw it people are gonna be like that was lame and the butter and syrup will never pancake oh My god camera nervous too good like that this has them stressed out Oh, hell yeah. Oh, god. What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh my god. Oh my god. Very nervous. He's too good. I didn't like that. This has him stressed out.

In his head, this might be the biggest moment of his life. I need more bought in though. Yeah. All right, keep it on that. Don't destroy his confidence too much. Yet. He probably thinks he'll get this within the first five tries. I think so.

I'm really excited. I love how Donny just never hesitates. He's like, alright, come on in, fuck up my whole world. This is what it is It's normally that dark in there. I don't think Hmm What's our best case scenario? I don't know I'm worried about this. I don't like this. I don't like this I know worst case scenario. He does it first try yes We have yeah

Yeah, you only have che We have chain the pan This might have to be a phone video too Yeah, yeah, just for slow mo so he's gonna flip and then catch okay Yeah, no, this is never gonna this for us. I think a phone video for if we post it It wouldn't go viral from this angle no we got to get the you got to get the whole throw in it Pancake is kind of a slow flip though every time yeah, is this the only angle we have TJ Nope, there's one too This would almost be better if we can

You think Kyle? this angle Now I think that's pretty sick there go here and then here comes Blutman to save the day Okay, well, did we get another angle? Yeah, can we move one of these cameras on wheels? Okay, okay It's only cool though if Che's not looking when he catches the ball. Right.

Do we have flapjack ingredients? We gotta. I think so. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is incredible. But we might have something. What do we think? Yeah, yeah

It's okay, oh no, it's not that good well this angle is a little bit tough, but I think a phone video capturing it I Think it's gonna be good. It's just like this camera angle doesn't really capture the whole oh should we google if anybody's ever done this pancake flip football catch tell him after There's no way there's no way Was he nervous? Ah yeah very. Jay seems really nervous. Oh he is. This is huge.

Because imagine if he does this, you know how big that would be for him? Yeah. Yeah we were saying Big Cat, worst case scenario is he does this first try. Yeah by far. I actually think he, I was gonna throw it hard, but now I really want to see it Like I started throw it hard, but then it's like he'll give up. I want him bought in I actually do think this would be the coolest catch ever so I'm not gonna. I'm not I'm gonna try to hit him in his hands Hey Brandon, what's going on?

What's up big guy Hey, buddy Actually, I want Brandon throwing the ball. Yeah, I should throw the ball. Yeah, Brandon should throw the ball What are y'all being worried about? No chase gonna do the best catch of all time. We're about to pull off the best catch of all Oh, that sounds awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool We're gonna throw him a football that has a little syrup and butter and it's gonna hit a pancake as he's flipping it And then he's gonna catch it with his other hand So the ball is gonna go underneath the pancake. This came up because Che fantasizes about catching footballs in the stands.

Yeah, this has a better arm than me. No, but you guys you guys have a connection. Yeah. You do? I'd hit him in the eye. Yeah, you would. Yeah. Yeah, I need to. Yeah, that's smaller on him. Yeah, I need to yeah, but that's just smaller on him How was the interview I it was good it was Matt Riddle yeah, yeah, okay cool Harry Potter guy No, not why why nothing never mind. Yeah, he's a he's a professional wrestler Started as a use an MMA fighter. He was yeah. Was he a wrestler? He did MMA and UFC first and then went back to wrestling. Could he kick your ass and smoke you out? He yes I think confidently even with the numbers advantage he could kick every ass in this room. Same time? At the same time. No. I think so. No way. He already left I mean obviously we send Kyle in first and then we pile oh we all go in go all in

I think he could kick every ass in here Get him back. He left are we allowed to use like weapons sure I think anything goes I think he probably wins what if I just you are completely sucking him right now Well, I didn't suck him 30 There's 30 men in this office. I'm in one. This studio right now. I mean, all 30. I'm in this studio.

We'd still take him. We could fuck him up. KB? I think, yeah, I would hope all of us could. OK, all right. Well, but. Stephen Chase wearing Copperfit today. Maybe not, if he knocked us out.

Yeah. Are you hooping? No, please I gotta go. Okay. Why are you squeezing so hard? I want you to who that doesn't tell me I'd be on opposite sides and guard each other and just not run Yeah, not run, but I don't I I got it. I have a workout at 330. I gotta be there by 330 Oh, no, wait, are you working out with this guy? My trainer. Yeah yeah. Guy girl. Blake. That's a perfect name. Blake. Yeah Blake Griffin, Blake Lively. Yeah. There's a lot of Blakes. There's a lot of Blakes. Yeah. So Blake's my trainer. So I got to see

Blake at three thirty. So I don't know if I'll have time to play ball. Playing basketball is a pretty good workout too. And I have an anniversary dinner tonight with my wife. All right. Where are you going? Wait, are you working out downtown? Oh, can't say. No, I'm working out.

Oh, you're going up. Out in Gurney. How's the local football team doing, by the way? You haven't heard much from them this season. I think they lost two regular season games. They won their first round playoff matchup last week, so they're in a playoff game this weekend. All right.

I don't know who they're playing or where they're playing. I haven't been to as many games this year. How's West Point? Oh, West Point won the district last night. No way. Yeah, we beat New Ho. So wait, are you on the hook for? No, no.

You're going to buy even bigger rings? No, no, no, no, no. But it's about to be playoff time. We're 7-3 in the regular season only lost a bigger classification teams and we're probably going to win five a once again for our thirteenth state championship. Oh **** thanks for asking. Alright. How's that other team doing the Otter Valley? Yeah. I think they're playing for their

state championship. Oh Vermont team. Yeah. Really? Oh, Zach Dragon. Dragon's slinging it this year. I think I think Otter Valley is is they they won an upset upset beat somebody and are playing this weekend in the championship maybe they've already played Wow do you like Zack Dragon Brandon I do like Zack Dragon my ball Zack Dragon up your face That's his boss. He's like, fine. His boss. Hm, hm, hm.

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I know one of his fantasies is catching a catch. So it came up that he thinks that was a huge mistake by that guy and then we realized he is fantasizing not about playing in the NFL and making a touchdown catch. He spends his days fantasizing about being in the first row or something and making a sweet catch he spends his days fantasizing about being in the first row or something and making a sweet catch. Well he's always dreamed about like Mike Evans just handing him a ball right? Right. You progress to catch now? You understand that like if I was to ask you what's your sports dream you would dream of

scoring the touchdown not being in the eighth row having the guy who scored the touchdown hand you the ball. So anyway we were talking about that and then we realized we should make Jay have his cool catch moment Looks like he's ready to go why that was it so now Creating a viral bow nothing you've said explains why I will catch it's gonna be viral catch Look at him. Why he's bought in why is in the kitchen. Yeah Okay Pancake he's gonna be looking about why talking about okay, all right? What are you?

I assumed you knew the easy questions. I was answering the hard question. He's warming up. He's warming up the one-handers He's just catching right oh We also have to do a real football, right? Oh, we also have to do a real football, right? It can't be a football. He's feeling himself. He's totally feeling himself. Oh, yeah. So he's got to flip and then catch flip. The ball has to go underneath the flip.

The ball has to be in the air while he's know he flips and then you throw and then the ball goes underneath the paint. And then we'll have in slow mo. Yeah, but he almost has to, the release of the football and the pancake almost have to be released almost at the same time. Or the football first. Football first. I want the freeze frame of him locked in, a football right underneath of a pancake,

and his hand ready. And he has to do, he has to correctly like catch the football, flip the pancake, and then look in the camera and wink. He can't do this. With that attitude, you're right. catch the football, flip the pancake, and then look in the camera and wink. He can't do this. With that attitude, you're right. What would the cool thing to say, like, to the camera be? Breakfast is served.

Yeah. What do you like for breakfast? Yeah. Pancakes are ready. Or like, good morning, sweetheart. Good morning, sweetheart's pretty good. Yeah. Last night was crazy.

Good morning, hot cheeks. Yeah. Sweet cheeks morning hot cheeks. Yeah. Sweet cheeks. Hot cheeks. Jizzquick. You like cakes? You were incredible last night. How about we?

I don't fucking know. All right, go, go, go, go. So what? It's ready. You're throwing. Why? I'll get the slow mo. You have the best arm, best arm I have the worst arm

Yeah, you guys have the chemistry tell him he does need some kind of catchphrase that he's got a blur house No, this is never The pan right yeah, you got to flip it with the pan Yeah, yeah, you gotta flip it with the pan I said it's easier to do it like this We're not easier The best trick We're going for the best catch ever Easier means less impressive Jay

Is he gonna underhand it to you too? This pan's too heavy He can't do the pan too heavy The pancake's gonna go everywhere There's one pancake everywhere The room's covered in one pancake it's gonna explode into multiple pieces oh this fucking place is a mess this

single pancake oh everywhere I look there's that one pancake this is gonna take forever to clean up now does he can turn off the heat now I hope maybe yeah we could fake that. But he's still got it going. He just said he needed more butter. Yeah, get it right. Yeah, get it over there. I think he's gonna need to switch to a lighter pan. Well now I guess, yeah.

But Donnie said this was the better way to do it, so I'm just afraid the butter's gonna go everywhere. Oh my god. Oh no! Yeah, that's how it's gonna go. It's still like half a second of hang time. I think he has to flip it, then the ball thrown. He's gotta take one of the pans in the background. This is gonna be impossible.

It's gotta be like a decent throw, can't be like a lob. So how high do I need to get this flip? Real high. Whoa. Whoa, Che. You're gonna try and throw it under that. What are we thinking? As he goes, as he goes to flip, you gotta throw. Right? Yeah. So I'm focusing on catching it and then what about the pancake?

It's all going to come under the pancake. So it's almost like as soon as you're right here, the ball's gotta be coming. Alright, how hard are you going to throw it? Yeah, so it's almost like as soon as you're right here the balls got to be coming All right, how hard are you gonna throw it? And I'm looking into your camera and saying breakfast is served Can they hear us no no No. No. No. Yeah. What would be the cool thing to say to Chase? Like, I think it's like a girl that stayed with you last night's coming downstairs for breakfast.

How do you like your eggs? Yeah. They were scrambled last night. Yeah. Oh, so, okay. Water. Pancake. Biscuit. Honestly, like, maybe giving him free will to say

He's also never gonna do that Although that would be very funny if he makes the catch turn to the camera and fumbles He's like fuck what's my line we should have told him is an ad deal, and he needed to say oh, yeah Going oh hi, yeah, I Like this, and then let go. Like you want to go high. Yeah. That still can't take you. You can turn this off, too. I knew he kept it on. But the way things usually work with this guy, he is absolutely going to do this.

Yeah, it's going to be perfect. It's going to be perfect. For a flip without this? Yeah. Oh. We want to get the motion down. I'm not looking at you. You're going to get glumming after you see it. I gotta look at the ball somehow. I think I gotta worry just hope the flip lands in the pan. Kyle, did you know Buffalo has a subway? They have a subway system? Yeah.

I had no idea, never would have guessed. Like trains? Yeah, underground I believe. That's random. Yeah. Do people use it? I don't know. It's like LA, I feel like nobody uses that.

Yeah, I don't say one. The BART? Or is that San Francisco? That's the Bay Area. It's the first two like BA. Oh, right. Dump it alert. But yeah, LA has public transit and nobody.

It's awful. Is it undergrounds? Oh. No. No, I don't think so. Train. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh

Really good flip Steve Clean up the pan crumbs get the crumbs This pancake is going everywhere. Oh the pancake went everywhere. He wasn't he was not lying right again He's right he's got to say something cool afterwards Yeah, well the ball the ball I need to catch the ball with confidence He's right he's got to say something cool afterwards Yeah, right it's gotta be watch throw it you gotta be flip Breakfast is served just like that. Okay. Okay. Okay. I need to be a little closer to make sure I have that hand. All right. Is the pancake still on the floor? No, it's here. Okay. Oh, he's gonna get this way quicker than. Breakfast is served oh my god

what the fuck holy shit no way that's it wow wow kind of nailed it did it go under the cake

not bad not bad at all Now we got to edit it a little try. Yeah, it's gonna go mega. We got to polish this off Can we get quakes to like edit like a syrup dripping off? Oh, yeah, oh? My god can slutman send that can we like slow it down? Yeah, I need to see the slow-mo. I have slow mo did it go it went under the flapjack Oh, yeah, you put it did put like chariots of fire playing in the background I'm in awe that was awesome. I gotta see it again second try

Now what do we say? Jay, how do you feel I? Think we got I think it looks good Should we have should we send it to quakes before we put out a final Oh, this is yeah, I Wish you Yeah They go under Tj say the slowboats well, holy shit

That's great great there Brandon Jay you're the coolest guy in the world. I want to do more of this What do we do now? Everyone's nothing catch. We can't do anything. That's the peak we got to do another one I want to do another one. Hey, you could do you could do this all day You could have a whole highlight reel if you just is it all gonna be catches or Yeah, should be like where he's saving someone from getting a shot. What would be a cool? What would be the coolest shot people Your soccer shot yesterday was very cool. Yeah, that's like true power. But like do perfect our shots.

We do catches. Yeah, we do catches. Yeah, that's a sport catch too. Massive. Oh, somewhat, maybe you're benching. Oh. But you need both your hands to catch. Oh.

Can you do a front roll? Like a tumble? Yeah. Like a front roll tumble, Front roll sounds way cooler. where you pop up and catch it right as. No. No, okay. TJ, can we watch the slow-mos and the Liam cut? Tumble yeah Like a front roll sounds way cooler catch it right is no no okay Tj Can we watch the slow-mo's in the Liam cut? Oh?

Here, I'll send you the Liam cut Stephen fucking J I'm lucky to know you I Think this has a chance of going like this is gonna be like yeah, yeah Don't forget us on that level What a fuck might take a look That's fun Fuck yeah was Breakfast is served that was so cool

Trying to think what the great throw it was that you Brandon? Oh, yeah, it was me. Oh, yes! You have to edit the slow-mo so that it comes out at the right time. What do you mean? Oh. So that it stops being slow-mo. I nailed it! Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, let me edit it here show the other slow mo's I'd sent you a couple others Up did not cool

I was expecting this to last a lot longer. Yep pointing get rid of it What if what if like five five guys stood? Their legs with their legs apart. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. And somebody threw the ball underneath all their legs and Chase slid slid in behind him and caught it. Oh yeah. You're speaking. That would be a tough throw. Breakfast is served. Oh you should have spiked it. That was incredible. Che you get to bring that ball home. Put on a shelf. He's gone. He's gone again? Yeah he shoved again. Yeah, he shoved up a shirt wiping shoved up

He got thrown out of the office. I wouldn't give the ball back My goodness so Yes, there's that Here we go. Breakfast is served. Hehehehe. Whoa, it tickled over. Oh, that was the one that was out. Did it hit it? That was the out take. That's a missed one.

Oh. What angle do you guys think is better? I think it needs to cut. So like it goes under from the front and then it cuts as soon as he's turning to the other angle and he points. Yeah. Oh yeah, all right.

So I'm sending you the slow-mo cleaned up, TJ. Yeah, that's your right, it needs to cut to that. So as soon as he looks away, cuts, could it drip, sir? The pancake kind of exploded when it hit the pan. It should like start on the first angle, then cut to the-mo then cut back to the there we go looking down the camera Because otherwise it would just be like uh edited fake Dude well now that you know you could do it easily is Do it again clean it up. Just do it better. Yeah, get a bunch of different angles

Probably do it in Spanish too Do I want to see him to try to jump off the top. I kind of do too. I'm sorry. You're saying jump off the second floor. Yeah, I would love to. I'm not saying it's safe. I just want to see it.

Yeah. If we're just doing things we want to see, he catches something that's dropped from the top without looking. He's talking to us and he's like, and that's blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Without the egg. Maybe two other people are having a catch.

He's... This is a cleaned up one. Breakfast is served. Bang! Wow. Yeah, so we gotta get the... Oh my God, it was perfect. Could've had butter on it. Dang. Wow. Yeah, so we gotta get the... Oh my god, it was perfect.

Coulda had butter on it. Yeah. If you put butter on the tip of that football, I think it transfers to the pancake. I really do. I think right there. What a catch. Breakfast is served.

Look at the mess. Uh. So fucking cool. We gotta get the main account to post that. People are gonna forget the Brianna Chicken Fry thing. Yeah, it was overshadowed. Zach Brian's lucky that. Thank God, yeah.

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Nice. Oh, ice, who's the ice man? Yeah, it's one of them. Frozone? Frozone. Lamp? We're not, there's a fucking spider down there. Oh, that's Gil Gil from an email

logs are that's just a dude that's a chef ratatouille was his name are many Raido Remy is all that the rat Remy Alfredo yeah okay it was our real have a fucking name who's that dude right there under Eve is that the that's the guy from up is that the up guy? Yeah, oh, yeah, and I don't know the turtle the motherfucking turtle the fucking lamp. Yeah shit somebody in the office knows The hurt hey picks our people from! Oh yeah, we need Gooch.

What's the lamp's name? GOOCH! Oh, that's Dorton. Stefan, you know these nerds. Don't act like that. You're a fucking nerd. What do we got? What's the ant's name from A Bug's Life?

Do we know what it starts with? No. No. I think it's like Z or something. Who's the chubby boy from Up? Who's the bird? Is it Stan? He's not Stan, is he?

Who's Kevin? Oh, Kevin. Is Kevin the dog? Oh, is he? I just watched Bug Life, not that long ago. What? Oh, you didn't. Yes, I did.

Does it start with an F? Hold on. The lamp doesn't have a name. All right, see you, Stefan. What's the lamp? The lamp's never talked. Bulby? Stefan, ask everyone in there who's seen the Bugs Life we need the lamp to we know what's the spider from all right let's let's think about if you were working at Pixar and there's a Bugs Life movie and you can name the main character

something probably something alliterative yeah with an a yeah, right Anthony Thought that was gonna work Andrew he did ring a bell though The spider still from Andrew also from Russell I think that's another and what's a Pixar our lamps name What's the Pixar lamps name? Are the letter I Not what it does. What's the name of it? I don't know. What about the bug from bugs life the bug the ants life and ants bugs life get

Red he's purple. He's blue Bugs life. Get all red. He's purple. He's blue. I don't want his little baby. Oh, come on. You were a little baby when they were coming out. Yeah, you baby.

That spider, I think, is the princess ant. I think it's an ant. I think it is. That might be an ant. Princess? Just type in princess maybe? How mad is the chat get when these are going on they know the answer?

Oh, fuck. I think they hate these period. I think they got the ant's name. And they're also just spamming Kirk the entire episode. Yeah, yeah. Why? What is that? It's a guy whose music is a rapper.

We did a charity stream last night for a listener. And this guy hopped in chat. I think he was just hopping around live streams. It's this guy named Kirk. And he said play. What was the song? Regulate by Kirk. Play Regulate by Kirk.

And so we did. And now everybody's getting Kirk'd. Can we play it or no. I don't know Probably oh Oh, is this the chat the jacket these chat cheating let the chat get us oh Help us out chat. Give us the last one. They have the last one. I Don't see it. Oh no I think it's bugs life spider bugs life spider.

Sure. Oh, all right. Great job guys. Rosie. I mean do y'all feel hollow right now? Yeah, I do. Flick. The guy's name is Flick. Chat helped us. I like chat. No, but the chat googled. No. Luxo Jr. is stupid as fuck. Yeah. Luxo Junior. That's let's play it out. Let's just play it. Let's just see what would have happened. Let's see. We're not going to get this. No, maybe. No, no. Oh, that's the ugly one. Zuckerberg. No, we are the ugly one.

It was a fady. Yep, it was. Darrell fadies. That one's Darrell betrayed Morpheus. That would be Fredo? Cypher. Cypher. Yeah.

Cypher, please. Cypher. I beg. Anakin. That's Daryl. That's Is that Schneider? Dr. Schneider? It feels like it. it dr. Elsa yeah, I believe that's dr. Elsa Schneider betrayed the crew

Pass pass alien I've never seen that either red dawn okay pass pass That's Saruman the White? Yes. Whites will do it. Fredo. Fredo. That's Katie.

Harry. Yeah, they're all over. Katie. You're right on it. C-A-T-Y. That's Scar. That one's Scar, TJ. Mark Zuckerberg.

Mark Zuckerberg. That that's trevill Alec travel and traveling that's Dennis Nedry and we hill Robert the Bruce mr. orange orange it might be Darl all right mark you decide Betrayed by the crew that's stromo. That's directive to that's gotta be Ashes at Wolverine Wolverine Yeah, Darryl first Darryl first this is Darryl This is Darrell. This is Darrell. Oh! I'm the one from the bucket A's. Oh, boy! I'm the one from the bucket A's. Oh, I pronounced Darrell.

It felt so right, though. Darrell. Oh, no. Darrell betrayed Wolverine? What was he thinking? Come on, Darrell? Oh, man. That's your bird's name.

Cheryl and Darrell, yeah. How are they? Good. They live a good life. They go around in their cage to outside locations. They love? Oh, yeah. They do good.

Who loves them the most? They sing to me when I get home. No way. What do they sing? Are you happy you got them? I do like that I have them. My wife has said a couple of times, you know, we could just open the cage and let them go.

I don't think you can. Well, we could. It's summer. Summer, yeah. Now it would be a death sentence, but. Now it would be a death sentence. But it would still be a death sentence in the summer, probably. Yeah.

Probably. Probably not be as in your face. But they wouldn't freeze to death. No. No, we got them. We're good. They have multiple. They have a morning spot.

They have an afternoon spot. They have a night spot. They travel all over my house. All right. All right. Super duper. Oh yeah. I'm getting an itch to get a dog again though.

Oh yeah. But I just can't do it because Tommy's so allergic. Yeah, he would get an itch. He's allergic to the hypoallergenic ones? Yeah, even Sam, even Sam kind of got him. Sam was a golden doodle. The doodle part is your hypoallergenic dog. And I've thought about trying to, I just don't know,

can you adopt a hypoallergenic dog? Do they keep them or? Yeah, sure there's. I bet they go pretty fast. Osmo, Malicex. That's a great dog. Yeah. I'm not looking for a dog to, what's the word?

Oh, fuck. Yeah. What about like a teacup dog ones? It's so small. It barely leaves any of the dander. I mean, how would you even fuck that dog? Good point. I am looking for if I could get a small I need the most hypoallergenic dog is the doodle was not hypoallergenic enough. There's one that just doesn't have a straight poodle. Just go full poodle.

Yeah, what about one of those Mexican dogs? A chihuahua? No. But maybe. Mexican dog. Are there hairless dogs? Like the cats? Yeah, the Mexican hairless.

They're ugly. I think they're also shockingly not hypoallergenic. What? Really? Yeah, they've got some weird oil or something. Yeah. Those. Oh. Those are expensive. Those are ancient, right?

Oh, yeah. Were they like worshiped? Is that what they had like carvings of? That's a real long name. Oh, a Zolo. Zolo, it's cunt, cunt. It's cunti. Zolo, it's cunti.

Zolo, it's cunti. We just met. I'm not going to Zolo, it's all low it's country I don't think I like it. Well, they're sacrificing buried with their owners. That sucks. Yeah Chay do you think if you were running or jogging on that treadmill you could Do a one-hand catch from behind. No, I'm not very good at those type things. Liam Blutman is very good at behind the back catches. We need some sort of crash pad because it needs to be a mid-air diving so the still

shot is him just flushing the air. Completely laid out. I want it to be one of those ones where the pass was intended for somebody else, and he's just in the background doing something and happens to catch it. Whoa, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah.

From the back. An errant throw. A foam pit in here would be cool. We really should have a foam pit anyway. Oh, that would be cool. Would it be able to handle a jump from the balcony? Yeah, the foam that we get. We played that video, that woman breaking her legs or spine.

That woman. Yeah. I know. I'm aware. Maybe driving by in a car? Oh, you think you could jump over a car? Absolutely not. I can't even touch the rim anymore.

What if it's a small car? Yeah, what if it's a tiny car? Yeah, like a Shriner's car. Could you fit on a remote control car? Oh, I do have a car that my kids play with. We could try that. Yeah, but how? How does he catch it? He's just driving by and he catches it. No, he jumps over it and catches it.

Yeah, no, but that's. I like the idea of him doing something and say Kyle and I are playing catch. I overthrow you. He overthrows it and Che's like standing over here doing something. He's doing a task or something. Is he doing like? He's putting a ship. He's doing a task or something. Is he doing like? He's putting a ship, he's building a ship in a bottle. Yeah, like origami.

Yeah. I've always wanted to do that. That's my plan when I get very old. No, I want you to do that next week. Build a ship in a bottle? I want you to do that during the Yak next week. How do we do that? All right, how do you buy a ship in a bottle?

How do they do that? Well, the pieces are in the bottle, and you've got to do it with tweezers, right? No, I think it is assembled, and you kind of pull a string, and it goes straight up. I don't think it's like. Aw, what? Yeah.

Oh. That's a stupid thing. I want you to build a ship in a bottle. Or build a house of cards. All right, what if you guys are talking talking and he's behind you working out. He's on the ball, the exercise ball, and doing something, doing some stupid workout. And somebody tries to throw it to Kyle and it goes over.

And Che, not even looking at you, just catches it and keeps doing the work. No, he's doing like sit ups on the ball. Right. He's going up. Yeah. And one of them comes, and he goes up, and he just catches it and throws it. Yeah.

Like, not even nothing to it. Or he could be benching, and somebody's playing catch in front of him. They miss and shake. Catch it with his feet. Oh, that's good. And keeps benching. Keeps benching.

Can you catch a ball with your feet? No. Sadly, I've never worked out my lower body really Doesn't matter if you think you work out your lower. It's the yeah worked out What do you mean could we at least try to see if you try we got a file? We got to find someone who's worked out catching with the feet You're just closing your legs in an appropriate time. See what man does Liam Blutman does practice behind the back catches daily Why are you trying to make this happen so much you guys guys are saying behind the back, like I don't,

I can catch the ball fine, regular. I kind of like the idea of him having to like save someone from the ball hitting them. Yeah. Through all the trials, it's like Maliceck, he just keeps getting hurt. Six times. Yeah.

He's relying on Steven. What's something expensive that you could be standing in front of? Hard cameras. Dan's car window. Yeah. it's you the same car. Oh shit. There's this here Maybe a video board one of the oh one of the TVs again Yeah, I want to see do something cool Stephen Yeah. I want to see you do something cool, Steven. Where's the slow-mo vid from the pancake?

We don't have a- Are they putting them together, TJ? Oh. I want to see the numbers. We have no sort of trampoline, correct? We do not have a trampoline. These are all oversights up by us. Yeah, no, I agree.

We need to get- But we're learning now. We need to get a trampoline. I have one at the house. Full-sizer? It's like the size of that. It's pretty big. It takes up the whole fucking living room.

Oh, it's an indoor for the kids. They go crazy. Trampoline park right there. It's true. Yeah, altitude. I thought we'd go to that more. I did, too. When I would see it on the map, I'd

be like, we're going to be there all the fucking more. I did when I would see it on the map. I'd be like we're gonna be there For what I don't know My kids call it attitude and I don't correct them cuz it's too cute. Have you taken them? Yeah. Yeah Can we go to attitude? What do they just jump around or is there like yeah, there's like there's like all types of trim like there's like Rows of them. There's ones on the wall they can bounce off of. There's a ball, a foam pit. Yeah.

The trampoline. It's cool. Us not doing a show there so far isn't upset. Oh yeah. We would get hurt though. Yeah, right? Absolutely, all of us, every single one of us. So what if we all got hurt?

They have the cool thing that goes around where you have to jump over or go below it. What? They have that? Yeah. That thing's bad. And always just hilarious highlights for kids. Yeah.

Oh, they get palmed. Yeah. Just getting flipped upside down. We could do that here. I could just spin around in a circle, and you guys could jump over it. How many spins do you think you got in you? Like, I'd say 38.

Wow. You have 38 spins. I think so, yeah. In a row or in the rest of your life? I think in a row. I could do it. I think I got like 13 spins the rest of my life. Yeah?

I just need a foam stick. Don't we all yeah yeah what if you're jumping rope oh okay oh yeah go it's all the ropes on fire the ropes on fire yeah shit and drop it and then keep you just stay in rhythm a jumping rope catch can work on jump I catch yeah it does need to be on fire

has to be wait What if? The double Dutch oh Yeah, we have long ropes he jumps fire and it's hot coal hot coal and then he hot coals We don't have a tightrope do we Do we have a Donnie? Gotta go to Donnie definitely does the practice I go to the prop store man yeah we need a trampoline a slackline a foam pit yeah hmm zip line

would be great line because a tightrope over a pit of alligators and you catch it we have the alligator what if you caught a bullet that would be all time a gun bullet yeah have a be a think about a chair pretty tempting okay this is a dumb question say you fired into the air and you had a GPS tracker on the round it will come back slowly right because eventually it's gonna Peter peter out up there. Could you catch a bullet? It would come back slowly? Well, if I throw a ball up in the, well.

Well, how does it? By the time it gets back down, it's coming hard. It's coming hard. No, but it would. No, wouldn't it slow down? Because it's just a little bullet wind. It would speed back up. It would speed back up.

It would fall at a terminal velocity. TJ, pull this up. Go all the way up? Yeah, but it's a little bullet in the air. It would stop and turn and it would boom. They definitely did a Mythbuster. Isn't this what you guys would do in your spare time? No, we'd get in trouble for that. Mythbusters did a bow and arrow? They did. What did that do? I don't know.

I killed that one. Yeah, but it's firing. I see what you're saying. It's firing out way faster. It's not like she's throwing a bullet up. Obviously, it's going to come back down the same. Yeah, it runs out of momentum, but it's fire I see what you're saying shoot firing out way faster It's not like she's throwing a bullet up obviously come back down Yeah, it runs out of momentum, but it fills it back. Well the momentum coming down three hundred seconds Of the gun used to put the bullet on the first place 300 You could drop a penny I just. I just thought it's like, well, they say that wouldn't happen because the air would slow it down enough that it wouldn't be a thing by the time.

That's why I thought it would happen to a little bullet. I'll stop talking. We'll have to try it out. Has anyone been killed for someone just shooting a bullet straight in the air? Yeah, wait, you know that? Yeah. I have heard that.

That's happened. Remember they thought the White white socks lady was shot. Oh, yeah, that was like an actual plausible theory When she hit it in her tummy fat You have to be so do we ever get optics on her no I don't think so if if you did shoot a gun in the air straight up And it came down as hard as fast as it does how how long is that process? How long does it take to get up to what it said 9,000 feet and it turns around it comes down there has to be Videos of this so I'm saying is it minutes is this I just didn't do this then what the fuck is the but would it come? Right back say I fired it directly

Because the spin of the earth right so it directly straight up. Well, no, it's not coming right back down. Because the spin of the Earth, right? So it would hit Earth. Or any wind or. So it goes how high up? I'm going to say 30 seconds. That's at 9,000 feet.

That would be 30 seconds down. I'm going to say 30 seconds max. If it's 300. Isn't Quigs a rocket scientist? I hope not. Probably less than 30 seconds. Really? Goes up fast, comes back fast.

OK. Up fast, back fast. Yeah. Time this. Up fast, back fast. Yeah. Time this. Up fast, back fast. About 7 tenths of a second. In the real world.

I guess we got to test it, though. Yeah. It only works in a vacuum. That's a weird place to do that. To do an experiment. What the fuck are you doing in that? I think the only tests were done in the 1920s. That's when testing was big.

They didn't have nothing to do but test. Board of shit. Yeah, they were testing like LSD on everyone. I would have been a good tester, I think. Highly unlikely to cause injury or death. Should I grab my gun from upstairs? Yeah. Yeah, good grab it.

One percent of its original power. Okay. So I was right. You were right. Yeah, I was right. Yeah, yeah, you're... I'm a genius. I mean, I think you're taking liberties now. Again, she's a genius Brandon. Alright. Interesting stuff. So, is Shay gonna catch anything or we just need to dive right back into Sporkle immediately? Well, now that we know the bullet won't kill him. We'll go back to Sporkle. It's Friday. I think you should practice the the leg catch. Trey, T or Twa. Can you solve the runs of this word ladder to identify the name of a George

Clooney movie? Wait a second. Three. Three. Yeah. Three. Three. Throw. Through. Pitch. Pitch. Through. Oh, did. pitch pitch through oh did shrew uh-huh we're on it now shred yes sired yes why why run by Wines. Wings. There he is. Kings. Three kings. Let's go! Easy, easy. That was fun. Ga... Oh, man.

Oh, so monk? M-O-N-K. M-O-N-K. Yep. Okay. Assumed name. Alias? A-L-I-K. M-O-N-K. Yep. OK. Assumed name. Alias? ALIS. Brandon.

Let's go, Brandon. Yes. Yep. Cheer. Or cheer. Cheer. Cheers. Captured one.

Pri-er. PR. Yeah. Oh, it's long. Pri-er-pris-un-er. Yeah, oh it's a long text. Oh, I didn't know it could do that. Sopranos. Sopranos. Falsetto? No? Bio-limina. Fire.

Television. Why? I didn't know Firefly was a beetle. Bang! All right, that's two. Two. television fly. I didn't know if Firefly was a beetle. All right. That's two. Two. Oh. Oh, wow. Okay. Bird or boat? Okay. Oh, I like this. Lean forward. Bird or boat? Yes. Let's see this. A booby is a bird. Or is it? Yeah. Cassowary is a bird. Catamaran's a boat. Camerant's a bird.

Cormorant. Cormorant. Crane is a bird. We're doing birds right now? Yeah. We're just doing birds. Only birds. A dory's a boat, right?

A frigate bird is probably a bird. Whoa. It's not? A frigate's a ship. Puffin. OK, all right. Puffin is a bird. Kestrel is a bird.

Right there? Kestrel. Up. Up. In the middle. Lorakeet. Is a skip is a bird. Right there? Kestrel. Up, up. In the middle. Okay, I'm gonna get that. Laura Keat. Is a skipjack a bird? That's not like both.

I think that's a boat. A nut hatch is a bird. A slew is a boat. A slew is a boat. Nut hatch. Nut hatch. Quetzal, is that a bird? That sounds like a bird.

A yaw. Yeah, a quetzal sounds like a bird. Is that that real ugly one with the big beak? A bird, yeah. Zeebeck sounds like a bird. What's that greb gr? Sorry? Oh? Sound like I'll be the wife How many more do we have again y'all wouldn't let me say frigate bird click frigate bird

What do you know what's a degree. The kitty wake is a bird. Well, she and. Yeah, I'm on it again. I might play one again. Yeah, brand spanking new brands with one of their products. Oh, that's Russell Brand. That's funny. OK. Yeah, this is easy. Nike Air Max.

Yeah. Yeah. Do it, Brandon. Do it to him. OK. Big Mac. Yeah. Anheuser-Busch Budweiser.

Yes. Nestle Butterfinger. Or is it Mars? Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. OK. Converse Chuck Taylor. Nestle Butterfinger. Or is it Mars? Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. Converse Chuck Taylor. Samsung Galaxy Note. Brando.

Frito-Lay Doritos. Malachor's Keystone Light. Nintendo Wii U. Hulip Hacker Pavilion. 360. Burger King Whopper. Sony PlayStation. Coca Cola Sprite.

Is Johnson & Johnson Listerine or is it Procter & Gamble Listerine? Oh, hold on. That's tough. Mars is M&M's, right? Yup. Amazon is Nook. There's the Kindle.

No, wait. Kindle, Kindle, Kindle. Mars and Noble's Nook. Oh my god. Phew. Sorry, guys. Apple iPad. So sorry.

Procter & Gamble Listerine? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Procter & Gamble? What's Kraft? Kraft is, Kraft is Kool-Aid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Procter & Gamble is that Dirt? Is that Dirt? Is that Dirt? Is that Dirt? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait guys Nick almost fucked us I must fucked us and Kate you didn't do well there no I didn't say anything pick these world airlines current reforming alphabetical order when they're missing their first easy no problem easy there's

26 airlines okay oh no this is easy jizz air Lingus on there the left bottom bar left Delta British Airways Yeah, Canadian Pacific oh there we go Got that one, Delta. Left. Delta. EasyJet.

EasyJet. Yeah. Frontier. Look at there. There's Frontier. To the left. Gorweigian. Gorweigian.

Yeah. Jibiru. Skip this one. G-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-Gor-G Pegasus. Uh. No, let's get the ones out of the way that we know. Yeah, the ones. Get the ones. Yeah, yeah. Is there Enderpecia? No. No, keep going. Just get the ones.

Get the ones we know. Okay, so let's go straight to M. We know Malaysia. L is Lusana. Lusana. And then there's Norwegian as well. Yeah, Malaysia, Spirit. Lusana. United.

Malaysia. Norwegian. Norwegian. Top, bro. Malaysia spirit son. I did so Malaysia Norwegian region top bro top middle Oh Olympic bottom. Yeah nice P Let's skip that one Pegasus no quantus bottom bottom middle and then Ryan air to the left. Yeah. You sure? Yeah. Spirit. Far right.

Uh-huh. All right, keep going. United. Dead center. Virgin America. Virgin America. Wizard. I feel like we're in a good spot though.

Yeah, let's keep going. All right, keep going. Okay. Do we miss Pegasus? Yeah. Yeah, we're missing Pegasus. X-O-O-M? Not K-L-M.

Oh, okay, K-L-M. Oh, okay, nice, K. Help us out if you got him. K is Iberia? That's Pegasus. That's Pegasus. We have an I. Yeah, it's not middle.

Middle top. It's gotta be Iberia. Right? It's gotta be Iberia. Tomb? Tiamin or? Zoom, Tiamin, right? Tomb.

Eyes gotta be Iberia. They'll trick you though. Is that not the zoom? That's gotta be zoom. They'll trick you. Zoom, all right. I'm not, okay. They didn't trick though. Is that not the zoom? That's gotta be zoom. They'll trick you. Zoom, zoom. All right, I'm not, OK. They didn't trick you. Do we want to go with get to?

Get? I like get to. I'll just say jizz again. Get to? Or jet to? But is jay still there? Is eyes still there? Do Iberia?

Fuck. Iberia? Yeah. OK. Jizz can't be jizz. What's ooey? What's blinky? I think it's gotta be jet 2. Could it be? 45 seconds. Jet 2. Jet 2. Jet 2. Jet 2. Here we go.

Alright. Tiamin or T-U-I? T-J is about to have to go into business. Right. Whiz-air? Whiz-air. Whiz-air. Whiz-air? Whiz-air. Whiz-air. Whiz-air. Whiz-air. Yes. Come on, hurry up. X-U-I sounds Chinese.

X-U-I? Yeah, yeah. Oh! No, it's Ziemen. It's gotta be Ziemen. Right? Right? Does it gotta be Ziemen?

It's gotta be. It's gotta be Ziemen. Can you show us? There's gotta be. It's gotta be Ziemann. Can you show us? There's no answers. Oh. What? Never know. What do you think about this whole weekend? Any weekend plans? We're going to Ole Miss.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's Ziemann. It's Ziemann, fuck. I'm going to Wishfest. Oh nice. Oh yeah. Is it just Wish? Wishfest. Or Wishfest. Wishfest. I'm sorry. I'm so dumb Weishfest. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. Just in the evening. Weishfest.

Weishfest. Weishfest. I'm so dumb. That's okay. No, that's okay. I said that last week. For a good cause. I love OAR.

I'm going to see OAR that night. Yeah, because you got the kids yourself tonight, and then are you going to be like, Pat, you got to watch the kids while I go? Yes. He gets back tomorrow evening, and the second he gets back, see you later. Love that. Yeah. Love that. Yeah What a crazy? Like what's he into right now the beef? Yeah, I

Don't know what he's up to Do you have any venture going on? I'm certain He's always he's still into but he never gave up on Bitcoin. Is he what's up big right now? Is it him you do other crypto and... I honestly don't know what he does. He's down in the basement on the first floor and that's his little space. Does he create? Does he make?

I don't know. He's got 10,000 screens and cameras and teleprompters. They do a lot of hard factor stuff. They have shows throughout the day and then every night. What has he been up to? Nothing. We got to spice things up a little bit over there. I'm going to word vomit if I have nothing to say.

I'm going to start word vomiting. I know. We have to. Don't be talking like that. The floor is yours, Kate. I word vomit if there's nothing to say. Is he like when you go in the basement, or is that strictly his layer?

Are you using metaphors? No. That's his. That's all his. We're saving anal for our tenure. Oh, wow. Yeah. Romantic.

We're like halfway. No kidding. If somebody else start talking. He's got half. Are you actually? Oh yeah. Saving anal for the tenure? No, we fucking an ass all the time. Don't worry about it.

That was our one year celebration. That was our one week. Was uh... Somebody else start talking. Alright, let's take one last shot and then we'll end the show. Yeah. Yeah. One last shot.

We're doing fine. Too many. I do very good. I want to do anal, Kate. Del ballad. OK. Right on a map. Turn?

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It will end up being we might have missed the first one. It should have been user friendly. Is that easy? Oh, yeah. It's user friendly. Ames. AIMS. Come on, Brandon.

We're going one more time. Come on. Then we're going to end. ARMS. ARTS. He's picking against his plan. ANTS. ANTI.

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Oh. Oh, wow. But what's funny, my parents are visiting this weekend. Dad wanted to come to the office. I have an appointment that I told him about. I got to leave right after the Yak. Dad wanted to come and watch everybody else play basketball. Love that.

So my dad is going to hang out here while I leave. That's perfect. Let him move. My dad was like, I just want to sit on the sideline and watch. Is he going to one in? Yeah, he's just going to sit here and watch while I'm doing my thoughts.

I'm going to have to move without the ball. He's going to coach you guys up. All right. Word letter, night of the opera. Oh, no. No, we already got one. Well, aides. So aides. What are fuck? Oh, no, no, we were already got one. Well aids so aids

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See a soccer goal yeah Garfield socks on today Brandon That's actually lasagna my friend it looks like pizza multi-layered it's mushroom lasagna my friend. It looks like pizza. It's multi-layered. It's mushroom lasagna Black olives Socks with a motherfucking pizza, I think that is that what there's pizza. Yeah That's pizza. There's crust. That's pizza. That is clearly that is that's pizza. That's garfield Those are bootleg garfield. Yeah, those are fake Garfield. So that's that's obviously lasagna Ain't no

Lasagna, that's fake. He eats pizza every now and then yeah, he loves all food That's a piece That's a shitty ass lasagna I'll tell you that much no such thing Yeah, there is You've had a bad lasagna. I don't like lasagna. You see Malisek saw the fat squirrel, too. No, he didn't. Yeah, we're not.

Really fat. We're not doing this. It's pretty fat. It's nowhere. Nobody who has come for the throne has beaten my fat squirrel yet. PFT didn't even get close. Mouse leg got closer, but not really.

Nobody has dethroned my fat squirrel. I like that they all have the same little hand gesture. Also, mine was on my porch at my house. PFTs, I believe, was probably at his house. I think other people are getting DMed squirrels and using them as their own. Oh my god. I'm not sold.

That's cute. He saw that in Chicago. It's not that fat. Look at the face. The body's plump, sure. The face is not fat. My whole squirrel is fat. Yeah, you're right.

I need to see yours again. I need a comparison. My whole motherfucking squirrel is fat. Yeah. You ready to go tomorrow? Yeah. Last one for a while. Yeah, last one for a month.

Is Mincy flying on the PJ with you guys? Fuck you. No, Mincy. No the PJ with you guys? Fuck you. No, Mincy, I'm sure he left last night. Oh, you think? He probably left Tuesday. Yeah. Look at that. Wow.

That's a fat squirrel. It's got like a double chin. Yeah. It's a real fat squirrel. That thing can barely move. I'll take a lot from you. We can't take that from you. No, please don't.

We'll take a lot from you. Is that your backyard? It was. Gap between? That's my deck. It, please don't. We'll take a lot from you. Is that your backyard? It was. That's gap between. That's my deck. Yeah. He was on my deck. Should we go take it from him like they did the one TikTok squirrel? Yeah, we should go put it down. Oh, that's in New Jersey. You'd be trespassing at this point. It's fine. What with me not owning that house? What what with? One more TJ. With the moving and all more one more one more last one everybody

lot I'm gonna call this one the lock in one okay yeah everybody locked the fuck in we'll do one more easily yeah we can yeah William women women no what come back to it. It's too fast. Whatever women want. No, that's not right. Lock this way. One more and we'll lock in. Lock in. Ash.

Yes we can. Ash. Fur. Kate. teak tea pine nip cedar birch Yeah, maple maple. Oh, I'm Jerry Hickory eucalyptus. That's not

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Cypress. Wow. Walnut. Wow. Get them. Shoot. P-P-A-L-O. Hickory. That's already in there. Hickory. It's up there. Poplar. Hickory. It's already up there. Hickory. Poplar. POP. LAR.

Fuck, what is this? Piltus. Lipdis? Yeah! We're locked in. We're locked in. Hickory. Quick pick. Human blood type. Oh no. Pick the main human blood type. Oh no. Wait, wait, wait. It's A. It's only A.

It's going to give you like, I'm imagining it's going to give you. It's going to give you. Only one person is going to do this. A. What is it? A. Blood type. A.

A plus maybe? Yeah. O. O negative. So What is it? A plus maybe? Yeah. O, O negative. So who knows? You. Isn't there A, B? A, B is one. Talk it out before we start.

A, B, O, O negative. You know this. I don't think there's O positive. Is there? Guys, it's 15 seconds. We've got to have one person take charge. But we can cheat it by doing it right now. Right. Let's name eight.

A. A. A positive. A negative. Are you sure? Are you sure? No. Three different ones? I don't think so. Oh, O positive, O negative.

All right, we got to just jump in. A negative. Go. Then there's AB, I think. Do you want me to just go into business for myself? Yes. Yeah, yeah, you take charge. Just don't fuck up.

I'll take the fall for it. Hey, you're a blood guy? No. Oh, you're charge. Don't fuck up. I'll take the floor. Yeah, you're a blood guy. No No, oh you're way behind. Oh, okay? Oh positive You're all the troll like oh what the fuck I would just be neutral You did oh neutral. He did oh you know troll like just regular. Oh, no, it would just be oh it would be yeah None of these are just regular Oh neutral neutral TJ. God damn. We got beat on Oh neutral one last one last one I'd lock in lock in

Doesn't count cuz yeah, we were yeah, it was like more TJ. Yeah, that was all TJ. There's not just oh Why are you holding on to this so hard? Yeah, O neutral. Do you guys know your blood types? No. I'm an A negative. That's very rare. Then I think I'm the other.

This is a logic puzzle. Pass. We can do it. Yeah, pass. No. We can do it. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. We can do it. Hercules, He-Man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Homer. How to Train Your Dragon.

OK. How to Train Your Dragon. One minute, though. Better be quick. Hercules. That was helpful. He-Man. He-Man, Homer.

Home. Is that like a home? Harnold. Home. What's the cows? Home cows? That's a hunchback in our range. Heifer? Horton? And Howdy Doody? No. What the fuck is the cows? That's Huckleberry Hound. That's Huckleberry Hound.

What are the cows? Try like home on the range. Yes it is! Is it? Oh. Oh we're in it. We're in it. You're locked in Danny. That's one. What did you say Huckleberry Hound was? I don't know. Howdy Doody? You said Howdy Doody. I don't know what Howdy Doody is. Oh, I had no idea. An actress by Ordo.

You guys know this? You put the action. Yeah, you know it. You know it. Yeah, sure. A live action film. Yeah, got it. Oldest to most recent.

Adam West was first. Yeah, Adam West was 1966. Robert Pattinson's last. Ben Affleck right before second. Adam West was first. Yeah. Adam West was 1966. Robert Pattinson's last. Ben Affleck right before second. Michael Phoenix 89. Christian Bale. Then Val Kilmer, George Clooney. That's right. That's it. That's the order. That's it. Oh wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pattinson was more athletic. No. You sure? Yes. Okay. Kilmer, Clooney, The Right Order? That's right.

Okay. That's right. Boom! Nice! Boom! That's two. Is Val Kilmer still in? No, he's in bad shape.

He's in bad shape. Actors in a one-word movie and TV show. We got it. That's diehard. We got it. That's not one word. That's glass. Oh, that's die hard. We got it. That's not one word. That's glass. Oh, that's...

Bruce. Glass? Right? Name the actor. Bruce Willis. Wait, what? Sure, sure, sure. We're just naming the actor.

That's the rock. That's all we gotta do? Yeah. That's... Courtney Cox. Courtney Cox. Courtney Cox. Courtney.

E-N-E-Y. Yeah. That's weird. That's Garner. Jennifer Garner. Jennifer Garner. Courtney E ne y Yeah, that's weird it's Garner Jennifer Garner Harold's in This seems pretty easy right we're just naming actors. Yeah, yeah, Zaya Hey Jason Bateman. Ooh. Oh, that's who's dating Josh Allen. Steinfeld.

Are you serious? Steve Steinfeld? I just gave up today, Brandon. Oh my. Owen Wilson? Wilson. Uh, Koko. Kaylee K-K-Kuo.

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That's ugly Betty. Yeah. Yes. I think it's an E. Yeah. William H. Macy. H. Macy. That's a woman. And Ana.

Ana. Ferris. Ferris. What are we on this is our second or our is our third if a are one are a RIS Shit. Shit. Oh fuck. What is she in? You know.

I don't even know what it is. I'm in a crash. Jackson. Kate? Is the movie on the left the help maybe? No, because it's one word. Oh shit. Help?

It's not the movie. Go to the next one. That's walking. We gotta have somebody over there who knows this woman. Yeah. That is, that's Williams. What's her first name? Allison. Yeah.

That's, that's- Help! Help! Gooch! Help! Gooch! Gooch! Gooch! first name Allison yeah that's that that help someone help they're so ready to play ball woman. Megan. Megan. Who is this? Megan? Oh fuck. I don't know this person's name. Oh, get out. Get the fuck out. Find Gooch. Does she think we

say Cooch? I don't know. We need a woman. I've never seen this whole my life. I'm watching a Thomas Smith Smith Thomas and the TV shows one word as well. Gooch is the only one who could save us I think Could this be like Glee? Oh Oh, God damn it. See, Nicky Smoke's about to make your dad proud, Titus. Yeah.

Ankle's looking and he's not helping. He's off to Florida this weekend, I believe. Where's the? Back to the homeland. Gooch left. He got scared. Woodard. I'm guessing it might be Glee.

Is there any Glee fans in the office? Why would that be Glee? I don't know. Nothing about that looks Gleeful. Yeah, no. Oh, what are I'm guessing it might be glee. Has any glee fans in the office? Why would that be glee? I don't know.

Nothing about that looks gleeful. Yeah, no. Don't they dress like that on the side? Glasses all hip. She looks like she could sing. We have to narrow it down somehow, Nick. The chat has it. I promise you, you're not going to get it.

Okay. So. I promise you, you're not going to get it. All. I promise you you're not going to get it. Who is it? If you were to get it, I would recommend you not even say it out loud, even if you knew it. Oh, so... Oh, is it... Kim In-Syn here.

Ah. There's no way. Even if you did know it, I would have said maybe don't even say it. Thank God. Ain't no way. Even if you did know it, I would have said maybe don't even say it. Thank God. Ain't no way. I mean, somebody. Hey, that's a good ending though. Spin the wheel.

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