The Yak - Steven Cheah is Heading to Indy for a SPOOKY Knicks Meetup | The Yak 5-27-25

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

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Sit down, we never sit down to talk. Sheesh! Yeah, there you go. Roback.com promo code. Yeah. 20% off. First purchase. QS, Polos, Hody's, joggers, shorts. Max's new haircut. Look at that. Thanks for having me. I mean, you listen, there's two hallways here. You could walk in the back hallway. You walked right in front of us at the start of the show with a new haircut. Yeah you want it you wanted this matter all the time, but no one gets a haircut like you yes Yes, I wonder if you literally get the same America. You're the best. Yeah, you are the best I wonder what the haircut looks like what you look like a samurai

I've I think I'm gonna get wet you do look like a samurai I'm gonna get wet today and credit for me to not not say sumo. No no Samurai. Thanks. Credit to you. Big difference. Thank you. That's a huge difference. You could have so easily said sumo. Why is he sitting all the way over there? Someone moved my chair? Wait a second. Wait yeah, that's weird. That's really far. Brandon? I think it's always there for the ice cream. Thank you. It has. Hey Max. We moved ours a little bit. It's the joke. Oh, we did move ours to the left. Yeah.

How's everyone doing? What's up? Back from a long weekend. Brin, you look well rested. That's a crazy thing to say, was it not? I mean, Che did say that to you. Basically saying like, hey, you don't look like shit for once.

Yeah, I walked in, Che goes, you look well rested. I don't feel well rested. No, you work hard. Yeah. If you work harder on the weekend during the week, what happens with a three day weekend? It was a four day weekend. My friend. Four day weekend. I had four. Yeah, I had a lot going on. Went to a crawfish boil. Had a lot of work. Had a fish, had a golf. You went to a crawfish boil? Yeah, yeah I did. You kind of took credit for it. No I didn't.

What was your tweet? I am at the only crawfish boil in rural southeast Wisconsin. I don't even think I was in southeast Wisconsin. I was in the middle of Wisconsin, I think. Hell yes. Who'd you go with? There's a friend of mine from back home that lives up here, too, and he invited me to his crawfish boil, first annual crawfish boil and I went to his house.

Who is it? His name is Justin. Wait. Is it the Justin I'm thinking of? So how was your weekend, Dan? It was good. It was good. Is it?

What's Justin? Is it the Justin I'm thinking of I? Don't know there's multiple Justin's He's not the Justin that no certainly not I think you're thinking of just put it anywhere just is it put it anywhere just Justin I have like I can have different Justin. That's a totally different guys.. I can have friends outside anywhere Justin He's a fucking yeah party. That's not don't really have many places to put it Well like to get put you mean if I wanted to get it put you wanted to get it put you'd have really two spots No, that's not true. Are they asking him where he's putting his or where it all yours knows you can't put it in a

But that's a dream In the ear you can... In between the toes! No, no. In between the knees. A knee job. Could you get titty fucked? You personally? I could titty fuck. Someone.

I could give a titty fuck. It'd have to be a small one, but I could. Okay. Cool. We should put it on the wheel. Could give a titty fuck you could give it to ya. Yeah, it'd have to be a small one, but I could okay cool We should put it on the wheel It's a matter of time How's that so everyone's had a good weekend good weekend well rested all right sure I'm well rested glad to be back No, you're not Glad to be employed there. We go. What'd you do KB?

Your hair's looking good. Yeah, I'm doing it the other way. Oh! I kind of think it evens out my forehead line. You're doing a fucking, like a Panama Canal when they get the water going the other way? Or Chicago River? Yeah, more of a right to the left. Yeah, that could be sad. Yeah.

I went out Saturday with Nick. That Nick Nick That Nick That man yeah, wait is it the Nick I'm thinking Are you talking about is there an N word Nick I was speaking of I just did that what? In the bathroom I odd after I nicked to Nick Addison oh Couldn't think of what I was gonna say after I said his name and greeted him. And Hank heard it.

Are you serious? On the stall, yeah. He said, did you say the N word? And I said, phonetically, yes. I have, you can, you should, you will, you will. I have a clip of somebody that we work with saying my name followed by an uh. Uh.

I think it's even by a, Oh no. an emergency room. And it is just the most blatant N word of all time. We had to cut it from a podcast. It was me. No. Okay. It's Clemmer.

Oh yeah. So how was it one day? How was going out? It was kind of awesome, I guess. It was hot. It wasn't as hot as I wanted it to be for Memorial Day. It was about 10 degrees.

It's an immediate bummer, not being quite warm enough. I got a theory that we just shifted the months. Moved them back a little bit? May is April, October is September. Remember last, remember last? October better be September. But remember last year, September was like 80 degrees the whole month.

It was, yeah. And then October was, so I think we just shifted. I hope so. Better be September. But remember last year September was like 80 degrees the whole month? May was awesome. And then October was, so I think we just shifted. I hope so. But maybe not, I don't know. Somebody owes us something. It's gonna be 80 on a... It was an early Memorial Day too. He's right.

It was about 10 degrees too cold this weekend. It was. Although, just the sun being out was great. It helped, but I grilled and I had to put on a sleeve. I architecture toured and I shivered on the tour. Oh no. Goose bumps this week. I don't want to have to put on a sleeve to grill.

No. I just cherish every last day that it's not 80 degrees. I can wear a sweatshirt. It'd not look like a loser. We need 80 degrees now. This is my summer fit. I'm saying the last days that it's not 80, I'm like, oh nice, I can still wear a sweatshirt. I think we are in the last three days now. I think by the that it's not 80. I'm like, oh nice. I can still wear sweatshirts

I think we are in the last three days now. I think by the weekend. It's it's 80s Yeah, I'd have revoked my own man card I went to AC DC with all the guys and we were at PFTs before and I had to ask for a hoodie. No Dressed you You got dressed jumping around you got dressed Oh, I know it wasn't even that bad in the concert, so I completely regret it. How was ACDC? PFT showed me a clip, they're out there.

I thought it was great. Minzy didn't like it. Really? He tweeted it that it weren't that good. Oh. He likes anybody banging on music things. Yeah, right? I think they're-

He must've had a bad badge. They're going, you forget, they're going a little slower. They're going you forget they're going a little slower Your AC DC is supposed to be played fast. You're going to see them to say you saw a CD correct It's like Bob Dylan touring right now. I considered going I saw Bob Dylan like 20 years ago, and it was already too yeah same except Not 20 mumbled in his prime. Yeah, right, but now he's like sounds like now Yeah, yeah, every tour could be a valley. Oh, yeah, but now he's like sounds like now. Yeah, yeah every tour could be Oh, yeah, so a CDC wasn't high energy enough. I had a great time I thought well they came out the gate where they I know like five songs You know, I'm one of those guys but they but they played full of the first like seven songs were four bangers that you knew

And then he had like two, you know, 15 minute long solos turned into a light show I had a good time. Yeah, they do the duck walk. Yeah, he sure did hell. Yeah, and you sure did Yeah, we were dead. How are they 70s? Yeah 76. I think Angus was United Center to a soldier Hell's bells had me thinking about fraternity pledged ship in old days. What does this mean? What does this mean? Ship oh, I don't like the way you said ship Yeah Well, I mean I bet you they still rocked It's just like I had to go to it's kind of when we go to the sphere like there are times when you're like

They're playing a little slow because two of the members are in their 80s. Mm-hmm. It just kind of is what it is because two of the members are in their 80s. It just kind of is what it is. Jeff let to be crowd. His voice is like notorious, that's his voice, just right, Brian Johnson? Yeah. Or Titus during a case race? Yeah.

Hell's back. They do have so many hits. Unbelievable amount. Yeah. What did the reply, the top reply mean? The lead singer, Kamone Minzy? You're saying why didn't she use his name? Yeah. Did you refer to him as the lead singer? on mincy You say why did she use his name? Yeah? He's okay as though the snot can be that's why I a millionaire that's trying to da. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's his name

Brian Johnson. Yeah, oh really yeah, that's our mayor is how's he doing by that's Brandon See is he succeeding at da Jean brand apparently the all in Johnson our mayor My mother's name is maiden name was Johnson no No way. Mm-hmm. No fucking way Yeah, I don't believe you no way My mom's she's a Johnson Walker What are you doing? Yeah, that's, no, I'm being transparent here, I'm being open, that really turns me on. That's really hot.

Me too, me too. Like follow me boy, follow me little boy. Just walking it with you? Oh my God. Even down the hall. I'm not even joking, that turns me on to levels I can't even. No way, Johnson, something about it is very sensually. I'm not even joking that turns me on to levels. I can't even know why John Very I'm in charge you follow you follow even walking it in the morning to the coffee pot

Yeah, oh my god Is there a subreddit for that? Oh, there's gotta gotta right there's gotta be that oh my god. Mm-hmm Good morning follow me. Oh, yes, ma'am. Oh my fucking god. Oh, I like need that and Like I'm trying to I'm trying to touch but she's's keeping me. Right. Yeah. Not yet. Oh my, it's the ultimate. It's definitely a morning thing. Yeah, yeah.

Could be night too, late night. Or middle of the day. Like late night, get back from the bar. Oh yeah, at that time. Let's go. She's tugging you by the waist. He's coming with me. And then like, she's, and I'm just grinding, oh my God.

I'm trying to touch anything. It's just kind of like, oh. Gonna get a hand. And I'm just crying oh my god. I'm trying to touch anything That really really not letting you yeah very turned on right It's a thing it's a thing. It's a thing? What's it called? Mr. Jem in the chat r slash leading him around It just had to Oh Leading step brother come on 12k members 12,000 people 12,000 people never first I mean 12,000 people with good taste very good, but it helps with like

Let's me know know I'm not a freak like that's a pretty normal thing yeah bad Johnson walkers we should start our Johnson walkers yes so that was our name just thought you guys said Brandon Johnson I thought that was interesting yeah What and it was it was bad mayor Bad mayor. Yeah. Yeah, he's an idiot approval rating 6% He just says dumb shit every day. Didn't he like just get a like how long has he been two years ago? I feel like the second he got elected. Everyone was like yeah If only there were some way we could have voted for someone else.

Our hands. We're tied. But it was the other guy that bad? It was almost like, I don't know. It was almost like, yeah, like it was like saying something that you immediately regret. That was everyone in the voting booth. Like taking one more shot at the bar.

I probably showed it, but fuck it. Fuck it, I'll do it. It was halfway through. Yeah, because he was right before we moved Yeah, was the election and Lori after our so Lori. Yes. I mean he was yeah, she sucked, too Yeah, she always looked zapped who's been who's good. I was just thinking the trail tweet when the Trail weather Street when I think of Lori like what Tracy McGrady no He came up with some fake name is like it was her standing on the sidelines of a Bears game

I don't know if you can find it's so perfect. Oh Yeah, she sucks. Yeah, I Like people who are have a they have an approval rating of under 10 cuz that that means they don't care about their approval rating Yeah, it's hard to get that. Yeah. Look look Lionel catfish Stevenson a crowd favorite who played The Ring of Honor today Associated Press Lionel catfish Stevenson is so perfect Yeah, you're right though Kyle like getting like once you get below Yeah, you're right though Kyle like getting like once you get below 15 you're really that means you don't care. That's really hard to do 40 is bad That means you might maybe you care right 40 means you're trying to be like yeah 40 means you're controversial

But there you have a base. Yeah, this is baseless. You have no base 6% is like your family What do you think an artist don't like you? Yeah? They're like this is this almost a good thing because it's very unifying Yeah, like I have both sides dislike you doing a good job doing a good thing. That's selfless He's a cop. Yeah the common enemy. I think like Bob nutting in Wheeling like oh He might have a good lesson fine name was Bob nutting Bob nuttings the pirates they want to Brandon's friends Oh, man, have you guys oh that turns me on Bob nutting. Bob Nutting's the other pirate. Still is. Sounds like one of Brandon's friends. Oh man, if you guys, oh that turns me on. Bob Nutting, oh my god. She's going up and down.

Wow, she's bobbing. Catching coming dicks from a vat of water. Oh my god, yeah, your dick's underwater. You're in the bath, you're in the jacuzzi. You're in the jacuzzi. In the jacuzzi. And she's... Wow. She's bobbing for nuts.

Imagine getting lead to the Jacuzzi. You know what's about to happen. I'm going mincy on Pat tonight. She keeps trying to get her mouth on one of the balls. But she's moving too much because you're on a jet. How horny did you all come off this weekend? Oh, we're horny, Brandon. Why are you all so fucking horny? The change of come off this week we're horny brand new why y'all so

fucking horny so change of the season yeah the warm weather three days to fuck guys you had four I had four the extra day yeah you probably got it all out of you no no I turned into Matt Stairs over four oh no yeah damn you see you did a home run it's no one long slumps why why'd you get shot down huh oh she got shot down my man what a walk be a handjob stop being horny it would right think so yeah, so now that's hand jobs Yeah, but if you're trying to hit a home run Well then is a hand job a hit by coach Or no walk would be like she lets you jerk off next to her and jobs

Handjobs a single I think it's a single a base hit. Yeah, you're yeah, you're getting wood on the ball Dude gross You don't need to be crap base hit yeah you're yeah what on the ball dude gross that was disgusting Brandon ah imagine if somebody came and just led me out of here I guess I have back here oh my god like a stern and maternal figure yeah You you up get over here, and I'm like nah, and then she's like okay You reach your hand out slap No, but someone in our chat knew that subreddit. Yeah He's a real sicko right off the top of the dome. He was like yeah, this is what you're looking for He's a real sicko right off the top of the dome. He was like, yeah, this is what you're looking for

Very excited for tonight, I Think though I think I have to add something Stephen. So for people miss Stephen memes Zack and pug are going to game four in Indianapolis tonight They are that's a good crew. We're gonna. We're gonna pug is gonna video I already told them I want to go pro in the in the car, and I will take the extended cut I will just watch all three hours Of whatever happens between the three of them, but I was thinking about it Steven I think you guys should do like a Knicks fan meetup before the game

Maybe like find like a Knicks fan meetup before the game Maybe like find like a Chili's or something You guys should you guys should do a Knicks fan meetup like they took over the hard rock yeah, right do the commander's fans Yeah, can we figure out a place that's close to the arena that you guys could do a Knicks fan meetup kill Royce Let's pick it right. Yeah, Royce now. It'll probably be busy cuz we Steven your one complaint from Saturday night was you were shocked with how many? Pacers fans so so so I have some context for that and I got an explanation You got an explanation Home game I obviously knew the piece I don't I expected an expensive travels to be cheaper there, but the Indy 500 was Sunday

Expected Nick's fans to travel since to be cheaper there, but the Indy 500 was Sunday So hotel prices were through the roof was like $500 at a hotel and then also I talked to a Nick's fan that was there The flights were crazy to Indy due to race so that particular Nick's fan flew to Cincinnati and drove because it was gonna be like Four figures to fly in and out. I'm gonna be honest, I was hoping there'd be more Knicks fans here. It's 93% Pacers fans. Pacers fans do travel well. How many games in the NBA playoffs are not 93% home team?

I mean, the Knicks are one of the best traveling fan bases. This was a must win. I was expecting 15% Knicks. Are they? Yeah. I didn't know that. I feel like they don't have cars. Yeah.

I don't think that's traveling. I think there's just more Knicks fans in more places, right? Okay, they don't have cars. Yeah Traveling I think there's just more Nick's fans in more places right? Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, it's like steel like dealers fans travel Well, it's like no. There's just Pittsburgh fans. Yeah, every cowboy's all over right probably their first game, right? so Meetup, I think you need to get like a Like a crew and all go in together mm-hmm safe safety of numbers safety of numbers go to a brickers pub in Brownsburg Go to Brown Go there five guys good spot. Yeah flooded. No I do fight. I want it. I want a nice sit down It's gotta be a bar the steak apple be a good a chow they can shake there

There is a full good. No, there's a There's a Chang's. There's a Chang's. There's a Chang's. Oh the Chang's are kinda rock. I don't know what we should get there like because there's a time difference like 6, 36, 45. I think you'll be there earlier than that. Eastern? Yeah. Can you give them some kind of speech with a megaphone? Oh? Yeah, we have a megaphone. No we have we have Taking care of oh the train one yeah That's taken care of are those guys rile up no no we have a megaphone from the other night when all American rejects were here Oh shit, they just left that here

No, we I think it was ours. We provided us ours. Yeah. Oh, okay cool So we're all right, so let's look let's look at a map where we can where we can do this meetup What's the name of the arena game bridge field house? TJ like it up on maps how far do you want to walk from where you are Steve? I think so I need to be like everything all right fans, mount up. You need to give a speech Steven. Yeah, there's a tap room. That's like a block away. Fogo to chow. Yeah, you're gonna want to find a place that has no Pacers fans, right? Right. Just claim it as your home.

It's a Buffalo Wild Wings yeah mmm Oh be a Buffalo Wild Wings we kind of rock Steven how close is that it's like one two and a half blocks okay ace hardware we're here you know not bad like the CVS and ace hardware ideas that kind of rocks I think I love the C's hardware maybe you guys all but maybe you maybe I give you guys my credit card you can all make signs

It's everywhere today, come on When you fucking get a nice big salad and you just oh Bust all over it Hot box pizza All right, so where we where we picking? Have a I heard there might be a strip club by the by that would also oil who told you oh one of my buddies used to Just to spend a lot of time Go to like Maryland Street. That's like the main area

The conrad Probably yeah, what's it gonna do make one to three? Fan meet up and walk in what about just at the mall to circle Center. Yeah, actually The Cinnabon. Yeah, actually the cinnabon. Yeah Oh cinnabon where's the Yes Go to the mall yeah, the circle Center. It's a good mall is this small seems bad. No, I've seen a movie there I've walked there. I've had ice cream. They're taking over food court. Well. That's pretty awesome

Half mile problem, that's nothing far. Yeah, the balls right downtown. No. This is the high it yeah Wait, we've stayed here when we did mostly sports Yeah, pretty far walk for a fan meetup never okay alright, so we got to find something closer Where'd you circle Center? I didn't know what about tax man brewing? Oh my God? I didn't know what about tax man brewing. Oh my god Hmm. It's right next to it. We need a location Stephen Basbo's pizza on Mass Ave. I'm very excited about that meetup Yeah, and you're a Knicks fan you're invited. I don't think his heart's in it. No, and it's crazy He's going to the game and like get your the fans need You're the extender you went and saved the season

I I feel like I feel like memes and Zach should be doing majority of the talking at the meet-and-greet Oh, there's a Hooters. Oh, oh cool. We're one block over. Oh perfect. Do the Hooters Hooters, okay? Where is it find it? There will be a lot of Pacers fans there though And Che will you be able to lock in for the game if you're at Hooters beforehand? Yeah, of course I'm locked in for the game tonight. It's gonna be a Sunday was an awesome experience, and I've been to a lot of fun sporting events in my life that was right at the top Damn

It's cool inside the M Baker's there. The guy the Pacers fan that trash thrown at him is going This is supposed to be the one that Tyrese Halliburton thought he was going game three He said game four and his dad's back, right? Yeah Fine he's getting desperate. You should throw trash throw trash Albertans. No, I think that I think all that just fucked up So there's the most of the Pacers fans were awesome. Yeah. All right So can we get whoever's listening Connor or maybe get quakes? Can we get a graphic that just says fan meet up and walk in three point at the Hooters and have it be Jay Zack and

memes on the graphic and Say like one lucky fan wins a prize. Yeah, maybe it's a Nick's fan meetup well, it's fan meetup and Then no Pacers fans. No Pacers fans allowed and and maybe in parentheses have it just be like Stephen Che will be giving a pump up speed Yeah prizes raffle Should be goodie bags. Oh that looks awesome. We got some yak merch here. We can we could send them okay, so yeah

But it's no Pacers fans Merch here we can we could send them okay, so well yeah, but it's no paces fans Nick's fans only you're not saying that like ironically right like there are no paces fans left us right They're not allowed Zach allow your ass if you show You guys got to take it over early. We have like a brass knuckles. Oh give them one of your knives I Can give you some knives? Is there something we can buy in bulk to give to all the Nick fans like we buy a bag of vampire teeth Fucking cold

Like glow sticks I Mean this tonight's either gonna be this is a real Series we were shot to go to the finals or it's over Get him fake blood to take bottom vampire teeth Yeah, it's like sends a message All right, I just asked Dom by the way Tom Great job on Friday. He sent it like he obviously started as my assistant Dominic. He started a couple weeks ago and So he's he shared the yak with his family, and he said that his grandparents listened to the entire show on podcast

They said they heard the pencils breaking that's that probably sounds how long yeah, that one's cool Vampire teeth of a crew of Nick's fans. What's our backup? I asked on what's our backup? There it looks like there was a burger place across the little way right there. No no what's our back up for vampire? I don't oh, I don't think we can not I'm married to vampire teeth cloaks I have a one-track mode Cloaks would be kind of friendship bracelets something, but I think like Imagine seeing a crew of Nick's fans be like let's fuck with them, and then they they have cloaks and vampire teeth Blood coming out of their mouth like somebody said the sticky hands to slap her oh

Shit, maybe menaces. Oh wait should we do that instead? Probably both what about those sticks that go? Wow First try I might have one of those sports that was so good Perfect Wait I do that for Halloween and we can like flip you I'm sorry. He's going to a costume story. He's gonna call us when he gets there cool. She didn't even hesitate She's like yeah, I got that in my bag watch

Hey, would you wear vampire teeth to go right to it nice? All right, so don't put out the graphic yet because we got to see what we give it's it's it's it's start on it It's Nick vampire Nick's fans. Yeah at yeah meet up What if yeah, what if a Pacers fan really loves vampires that's approve it They got it. You know what pacer's fans are allowed to attend if they bring their own vampire That's fair. That's how you get in Yeah, if they if you if you're a Pacers fan and you want to attend,

you have to bring your vampire. So this sounds like it's a vampire party. You have the vampire thing now. Well can you say other vampires are also just welcome? Like vampire to vampire. Don't even have to be a basketball player. Yeah, true, true, true. Okay, can you do an impression of you as a vampire

talking to the Hooters waitress? I want to suck your titty. I can do an impression of the count All right, let me think about this sure give me give me one minute sure sure sure take your time We don't want to rush this So freaked out Numbers what do you? Steven sent us a video this weekend of his son doing the Gatorade

Whatever it's Naturally and just seeing another che Blossom we got problems. Well that's saying is back. They put it in now. I know I Help bring that back to all right I know. I helped bring that back too. All right, so this, the only vampire really have is the count, so it'll be the count ordering at Hooters. Good.

I'll have six wings, Hooters style wings. Ooh. One, a two, a two a three four five six count the waitresses boobs One No, yeah, so that was awesome Yeah, oh I guess I'll do wings. Oh, okay.

This is just going to be a vampire thing. Nothing to do with the game. They might forget the game isn't going on. It's a vampire meetup. It's vampire night. They'll get so into the vampire party higher night. They'll get They'll get so into the vampire party they forget do you think there's tip-off even happens You think there's one guy who's like gonna catch one of this back finally yeah, probably Probably always wanted to feel comfortable wearing my vampire teeth to a basketball. I'm pissed. I'm missing vampire night. I don't want to go

Eleven of them a lot. Oh, it's better if it's funny It's like I I need like too much, but if I had to do the perfect it's like two dudes a father and son yeah like maybe 12 years old, and then a dude and his girlfriend who really doesn't want to come. Put them in, babe. And then maybe like someone walking their dog. That's the whole crew. That's a really good crew. What I really like is that there will be much few Nick like there'll be much less Nick's fans there well

Nick's do something 15% yeah, right if the Knicks do something well on the broadcast the chance of them panning to somebody in the crowd And then they look at the camera Incredible This is a little bit of a league The garlic this is a little bit of a league Taster Spanish bring garlic, but the Atlanta Hawks PA announcer or or maybe whoever's on though I don't know whatever their equivalent of the organ is when they want to do the defense chant He does a vampire voice so it goes the fans

So I could bust that out tonight. Yeah, perfect. You should all right hey TJ. Are we doing bucket hats? Yeah back from the vineyard got them., got the bucket on, you know. That's the third bucket hat I've seen today. They are coming back. Lutman, Maresh, and TJ. Golly. Wow, you said back from the Vineyard. Is that a Vineyard thing?

I had to buy a lighter at the convenience store, and there was a credit card minimum, so I picked up a hat. That's nice. That's a nice piece. It's a really nice piece. I can't wait for this video. I's a really nice piece I Have a question yeah, are we allowed to just Send a bunch of people to a restaurant without telling them yeah, oh fuck yes Dom said found 40 to 50 be back in a few Yeah, is it's 50. Is it 40 to 50 total teeth?

No, 40 to 50 sets. Yeah, so we can put it on the graphic now. Free vampire teeth. First 50 get vampire teeth. I kind of want them farther from the arena so they have like a little walk to do. Maybe they'll just maybe do a circle. Che, I need a... Wait, can they have signs?

I want the Pacers to sign. Please bring some signs, vampire signs if you're a Knicks fan coming to this tonight. And again, this isn't like an I'm rooting for the Knicks thing. It's an I'm a vampire. The Knicks thing is secondary right vampires take this is if a vampire were a Knicks fan not a rest fan as a vampire Okay, that's the perfect way to put it. Yeah We could use a Venn diagram. Maybe on the fly or say like keep Nick's talk to a minimum, right? No, all Nick's talk must be in vampire. Yes

Right. No, all Nick's talk must be in vampire. Yes. Now, are the other, I know Che will be a great vampire. Who'd you say was going? Zach? Zach and memes. Maybe we should prep him. Do we believe in their vampiriness? Here, I'll see if he is. Zach will be good. Zach will do anything. Zach will be really good. You know what's going to happen because it's Che without jinxing it? They're going to win. Yeah. And he's's gonna become like the Mets purple grimace or whatever And then he'll get tickets to the rest of the thing as a vampire Yeah, a cultural staple. Yeah, he'll become like a thing. Zach, is he a Knicks fan? Yes. Yes, okay Remember he's a Bustard and Che. That's right. That's right. He's Carmelo Anthony's favorite player of all time

Yeah, they say he's the greatest he in very Zach fashion I saw him this morning. I was walking out to get a haircut He was walking in and he just started thanking me while dropping his phone Okay He's trying to open the door to hold his phone and thank me too much couldn't do all those too much the thanks can wait You just get thanked all day by everybody that one was I mean You gotta get thanked a lot. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean that was spur of the moment last night. We're like, let's just send the boys. Yeah Send the crew

Shout out my wife happy anniversary. Oh Today yeah, well I mean, it's that's games. It's game four. So it's program so she gets we celebrate this weekend. She went to with me to game three That's right Does Stephen have to go whiteface put a little powder probably I did ask I did ask Dom to get him a cape Just one you're the leader of them Stephen a cape. I think I think it means in Zach run a cape He'd be like this kind of fucked up You know I mean yeah dangerous

Yeah, that looks like it's safe there yeah Are you guys gonna wear your vampire teeth in the car? Right down yeah, right get used to the mouth. Yeah, I definitely try it on I mean, I don't know how yeah at least when you get in are they like a mouth guard. Yeah, I definitely try it on. I mean, I don't know how yeah at least when you get in Are they like a mouth guard? Yeah? Yeah, be careful in Indiana though when you cross the state. Oh my god I do wait. Oh, you got a props. Yeah, like wait Yeah, if you have a man or you're driving they'll unless you have a virus if you have a license Oh for yeah, yeah, yeah, just be careful. It's all conceal and carry teeth right the odds of this blowing up and being Engrained in the zeitgeist of the New York Knicks is high

Yeah, if the Knicks go on to win this series, we're gonna look back and be like where did start Oh vampire Everyone at MSG is a vampire Chalamet you got it you got a ball Oh You have to hold one back for Shalimeh. You have to 49 get free memes, then you got us. You got a hold one back for Shalimeh. Memes so we've Still on for tonight Excited about the game. We maybe have added a little something What's this oven you guys are gonna do a fan meetup Nick's fan meetup cool at Hooters before the game

We're getting the graphic made now the only thing that we're thrown in is we've Purchased 50 sets of vampire teeth, so you'll be giving those out and you guys are gonna go on his vampire All right That's what we needed me Yeah, it's like change the season was anybody opposed. I know no everybody loves it Everyone's in yeah, whatever it takes okay He's getting a tape as the leader and Che is gonna give a speech at the fan meetup It's a Knicks fan only similar the commanders taking over the the hard rock hard rock

You guys are gonna take over the Hooters cool as Van Park yes, and if the Knicks win Well this vampire thing will have to stay Yeah, yeah every single game. Yeah, one more thing you're more of a vampire tonight than you are next fan Just going in it's kind of a vampire meetup With Nick's fans allowed there might be Pacers vampires there Yeah, we said Pacers fans can come if they bring their own vampire B Y ot but only only the only vampire teeth being passed out or to nix fans Okay, the first 50 could you think we get the because remember I talked about who's gonna be at the meetup Do you think we get the dog and some vampire teeth? That would be so funny. Oh

No, there's gonna be a random guy who's not even going to the game. Yeah, we get dog and teeth Yeah, a little peanut butter on I was saying it'd be perfect. There's like eight people total At this meetup, there's gonna be a flyer you were making a flyer making a flyer Yeah, what if there's more than 50 just first 50 first? Oh, yeah first 50. Oh, yeah first can only guarantee that It's really only first 40 to 50 cuz you got to also hold bit one back for show I'm a And Schrager might meet up with you guys now if they wanted to bring their own vampire teeth the numbers can go wherever they want

They might have his own actually now that I think about it. Yeah, we shouldn't assume That'd be a bad assumption. His are probably really good. Yeah, he's like walla We should check see if he's doing his own next fan meet up tonight with vampire teeth. Let me you know what? I don't think he is I'm gonna DM him on Instagram I don't think he follows me, but we'll just give it a shot Yeah, do you swing by Hooters and get your teeth just to get your teeth? Do you have a good vampire voice No

How do you what is what is a vampire voice like Transylvanian trans? Don't don't have a good trans voice no Try You can maybe go the Twilight route or sinners route never seen Twilight No, I know your line. No never seen Twilight bullshit Get this ass. That's bullshit. Come on bullshit. You could tell us anything Sunday means will sweeten I want to suck you off You did he said oh yeah, I just did said I'll suck you off. Yeah, all right. I just DMed Chalamet

So what's up, man? Some of our guys are doing a Knicks fan meet up tonight at the Hooters before the game first 50 fans get free vampire teeth Hold back a pair for you if you can make it You probably get some I said pretty good all yeah. Yeah, he'll probably see that See follow you no, and then can you just send it? Can you send one more message of the blood drop emoji? And just be like it's code It's the password to get in oh should there be a password at the door, Steve? You can't take over the Hooters and require a password.

Can you? Sure you can. Your table can. Okay. Oh, are we gonna be at a table? I just assumed we were gonna... Where were you gonna be? I thought about this logistically. At the bar, probably? Oh, I did the blood dropping in a basketball, so you know. Sick.

The priorities. Yeah. What's coming? Alright, memes. I did the blood dropping in a basketball, so you say he knows the priorities What's coming? All right memes all right tick Nailed that yeah Say you could bring Kylie if you want do you want to get Zack down here cuz he's got to learn he's got to find Out about this as well Pugs gotta go teeth to right no he's the camera. He's gonna be a journalist. So he's not a vampire No, he does vampire teeth people are gonna. Yeah, no vampire in the press box

Yeah, he should actually have a journalist a badge human Mortal Vampire teeth in the press box fucking damn it haircut good By your chair squeaking no it's not do you not hear that I hear nothing Steven was also introduced to Tim Robinson this weekend How he didn't know who that was is still shocking.

I was familiar, I've seen his face. Friendship is a very funny movie, everyone should go watch it. But Steven went in thinking it was like a Judd Apatow like rom-com. Yeah. And it's Tim Robinson. You said you only had five to six laugh out loud moments.

Six to eight. Six to eight? That was like the best movie I've ever seen. That's enough, right? That's pretty good. That's a lot of laugh out loud moment six to eight six to eight like a best movie. I don't know a lot of laughs. Oh, yeah I mean they were like short Quick punch lines, but they were they were funny, but the movie was horrible I would never want to watch that again. How many laugh out loud moments you have in a normal comedy movie

Definitely a couple. I mean very few comedy for you It's not how many pop-tarts right for you to say only eight that's it that would be like the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie. I had six to eight times. Yeah laugh out loud Yeah, how else would you like I I loved the movie. I probably laughed out loud four times Well, how how are you laughing yourself? Yeah, I was like everything was amusing to me But then there was a couple times where I was actually laughing. Oh, okay. Well, that's what I'm describing is times I laughed out loud is the only way I would really do it. But yeah, I mean, it was there were some funny parts, but as the storyline I thought was

horrible. Again, it was enjoyable. I, I, hey, I was jarring to you. Yeah, the whole it was just a lot of the guys like falling apart and then him making horrible decisions and I can see where some people like it. I can see that. Not for me. Fair enough. That's okay. Yeah, I'm not surprised by that review. Yeah, I think Steven would hate, I think you should leave. It was more that he went into that movie not knowing who Tim Robinson is that's crazy. Yeah Spoiler I go into almost every movie not knowing like I don't even know a lot about celebrities, but you knew who Paul Rudd was Certainly, I mean he's one of the biggest what about Michael B. Jordan

Yep, I'm aware of him. I've seen some movies with him Watch a lot of movies. I do a lot. So how do you not watch a movie? And say oh that guy's from that other thing Yeah, he's been he's been on you start to he's he's been kind of like a side character in some movies But he's just a lot of memes on the internet sure hot dog meme right yeah, okay? Well never mind even him you just saying like are you going to movies you don't you never know any of the actor? It's the first time you're meeting them a lot of times I'll go to the movies because I have some free time and I will just look at trailers and see what's playing soon and go

See that so I usually go in do you wreck it like if you're watching a movie or you're like oh my god That's the guy from that one movie. I saw three years ago Something but yes, but this guy didn't stick out to me for a movie thing. He's the hot dog meme guy For me, it's just hot dog meme guy for me. That's just disrespectful. Maybe, sorry, I wasn't aware of his stuff. It's okay, I'm fine with it. Was he playing with it?

He was, he was fondling the globe. You were fondling the globe like a tit. It was kinda hot. Yeah. Yeah, that's gotta be something. He's got Hooters on his mind. Globe fondler. That's what he was trying to do.

Oh yeah. Fondle those globes. Ew, still. Tonight's gonna be amazing. Yeah. Fondle those globes. Ew, still. Tonight's gonna be amazing. You think anyone's gonna watch the start of the act tonight and be like, You know how,

Hey. Oh, yeah. It's their significant other. Yeah. Yeah, these guys are making some good points. You know how in the movies women find vampires irresistible? Yes. What if it happens to Che and the group tonight? What if women just vampires irresistible? Yes. What if that happens to Che and the group tonight?

Some women have to live with. The Hooters girls just... It's a cost of doing business. Any women, they just follow them all over. It's the first and only Nick's vampire meetup cost of doing business. On his anniversary. Yeah. He's dressing up like a vampire in Indianapolis on his anniversary

God bless your wife. I just need one candid photo of nine and a half vampires horrified Hooters server Man I Want them all to be in Nick's jerseys and somebody to tweet just be like I sat next to a group of vampires at Hooters You know, I didn't even acknowledge the Knicks Is the flyer made no we gotta get it's in the process what is this the details Knicks fan vampire meet-and-greet pre Eastern Conference finals Hooters with the address vampire teeth giveaway to the first 50 people

Knicks fans only Pacers fans can bring their own teeth if they want to come Steven Che will be giving a speech. Yeah, do you have the time on it? Sounds like yeah They also might be there like what 30 minutes before the game Jay. No, well, let's let's take a look Yeah, you should leave when it's I think you guys should do the meetup at 630 The game is an eight It's 630. The game is at eight. So you turn your mic on? Yes, I think that'll be like probably best case scenario

we get there right around then. I'm saying though, you guys can leave. You can leave to get there. You can leave early. Right now it says you'd arrive at five. So you guys should leave in an hour. Okay. Yeah.

Oh wow, yeah.. Yeah the time zone difference Yeah, don't get caught up on that I Could get you I don't get you in a heartbeat. I also oh I forgot I have one other request Oh boy guys lose the game. I would like you to Go live for a portion of the drive home With her teeth with the teeth just put the camera up in the dashboard sure what? Twitter break down what went wrong yeah, yeah memes can handle that should we have like some sort of like to show that they're like Light-hearted guys like a vampire kind of joke on the flyer mmm

Nobody ordered the steak ha ha ha Yeah nobody ordered the steak ha ha ha yeah vampire jokes yeah look up some vamp good good vampire good great no Zach come in are you were where is he is he right there 50 vampire jokes you can really sing what time is sundown. Oh Good question should be like Nine o'clock why is that Steve sunset is 815 our time? What's it? So that shit that's I think that's his that's a spot What's a vampires favorite TV show Walking oh What's a vampire's favorite TV show big fang theory All right, buddy, just take your time

What was the last really good vampire movie and I don't think that's right. It was very good sinners. Oh fuck. Yeah here Fuck what is he doing just legs free how to work that is that that almost? There we go What up hey, Zach, almost. There we go. What up? Hey, Zach. Yep. Zach, how you doing? Hello, good to see you. Zach, what's up, man?

Hey, Zach. How was your weekend? Long weekend. What's going on? Weekend was good. What about yourself? It was solid, Thank you for asking. Cool.

All right. Big game tonight. There is a big game tonight. Are you excited? I am really excited, yeah. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. I appreciate it very much you allow me to go to the game.

Of course. You ever been to the basketball mecca in Indianapolis? Would that be considered the mecca in India? Yeah, I've been 49 states. It's, you know. I haven't spent a lot of time in the. You it in here for treat. Yeah, it'd be fun any uh Any highlights I should make sure to check out Have you been watching the yacket? Oh, yeah, what was that? Have you been watching the act today? I haven't today, okay?

Do you like what a girl leads you by? Never mind You guys are doing a fan meetup the stakes are high yeah You're doing a fan meetup. It's gonna suck It's gonna be great. Okay, like uh you're a fan of the next worth what? I should have I should watch and I'm okay. Oh Game should be good Family up at Hooters. Yes out for blood. Yeah, yeah

I think it's gonna be a great game to the series more and pass the game to this and the Knicks are gonna refuse to die Come on Oh Yeah, you're ready you're ready see you're doing a fan meetup at Hooters And first 50 Knicks fans that show up get free vampire teeth Like the okay. Yeah, and you'll you'll be wearing you'll be wearing vampire teeth, so it's a vampire Knicks fan meetup Okay, a Halloween esque kind of yeah, but you're like real vampire. Yeah, you're gonna be a vampire So you guys are all gonna wear vampires teeth meet up at the Hooters and Che's gonna give a pump-up speech to all the

Nick's fans, and then you guys are gonna go in that's awesome as a vampire. I'm looking forward to your speech I feel like he's got a great one in him. Yeah for sure so So you ready for this? I'm ready. Okay, shall I may my come He was at the last one. He made the road trip to the Meetup I hit him up. Yeah, he's probably got a lot going on baby. I mean more Nick's fans are better. Yeah It's a vampire away game first 40 to 50 40 50. We only have 50 Oh wait, we got an outfit our guys too, right? Yeah, yeah, so we have 47. Okay. Yeah Uh, once they get here you don't get fitted for 50 for uh, are the uh, vampire teeth? Oh Yeah, that look at that that looks sick

She's mesmerized. Oh my god. Wow. Oh, Zach Zach will you also bring a big pencil I can do it okay? Love that I got a box of seven of them this morning Oh, that's gonna be a huge box so actually first First four get also a big pencil yep Wow Buddy put that on the flyer Forget big pencil first 50 get teeth yeah, so first four get pencil and teeth. Yes, she's maybe a round of Mary's Bloody oh they have to be drinking Hold the Mary have you ever been to a Knicks playoff game? I've never been to an NBA playoff game or an ex-boy

I've got I've also never been to a Knicks game in person. Oh, we're checking quite a few things. Wow have you been to an NBA game? I haven't been to an NBA game Wow, this is big. I'm excited for you I'm excited to go. I appreciate it very much. Yeah, you already said that you're good. You're good You already gave me the thank you. Have you ever been to a game as a vampire? I've never been I don't think I've been anywhere as a vampire This would be a first for me. have you had fangs in before? No fangs hmm. Well we're last ever really costumes Never a vampire never anything about when you think about your childhood the one Halloween costume you one Halloween

We did uh We did a Take your time I'll start I remember being Mario for like three years in a row. Yeah, that's all yeah, yeah, yeah, and the hits yeah Yeah, that's pretty good What about you? Chia pet once that's a good. Yeah, you do like a hair dye or was it a wig situation backwards duct tape But then rolled in grass. Oh sick But you probably look the Florida heat you probably couldn't get too clothed. So you maybe something. What did you do?

Oh, we can get a little sweaty in Florida. Yeah, there's definitely humidity going on. Yeah, and you went out trick-or-treating Yeah, that's one does as what as what that's what I had a I had a sailor year one year. That was cool Okay, there we go. Hello Uh I had a I had a sailor year one year that was cool. Okay. Hello All right That's a big pencil yep, okay, I also told you Zach I wanted you to come up with some conversation starters in the car Do you have any that you wanted to just test out? I would like to know what uh whatever is a perfect Sunday look like I feel like that would be like a fun

conversation to talk about ice cream If that's in there's yeah, they're perfect son. Oh no Sunday day of the week, but we can also get okay All right, you see how bad that was a miss. That was my fault. Yeah, by the way miss lead The cream team has already kind of made some mistakes There's some there's some road bumps The price has already gone up huh or what you didn't pay for it already. No I paid for it and Cream team didn't fully Scope out the electricity that's needed so now I have to do electrical. I just wiring

We just got to run some conduit. It sounds worse than it is We're so far away from cream Jacob was like it's gonna cost like four to five grand. It's like well. It's a money pit now I have to see it through yeah So yeah We can't we can't plug it in and in the other option was to plug it in at the loading dock and I was like You can't have the Can't So it's the loading. No, it's you can't

So it's another four to five correct. We're gonna try to get some bids You know like go with the best work for the best price, you know Maybe I'd like Jerry to get to be able to bid on that. Okay. Yeah, definitely put him in there He said he could do it. Okay That would be I think list the good news if Jerry does electrical work, Listeria would be bumped down for our worries. Electrical fire, you think? Yes, would be number one, so. Kinda taking care of the Listeria. It would burn it away.

We don't have to worry about that. We'd all die well before the Listeria got us. So before anybody's even touched cream to tongue, we're sitting at $11,000? Yeah, 11, 12. And that's before even buying the product that we ever turned it on We haven't turned it on we haven't gotten the cleaner people out here Is there a chance that this is a twenty thousand dollar endeavor it can't be like

Just one hurt this one hurt to get this it's bad, and it's terrible news I know and the fact that we even had to come to you and let you know that there's because we Ran as you guys said that the electrical You said you had enough double check we had the out the outlets, but it's a double the c713 goes double plug So we just got to run a little conduit. That's it's definitely a missed a huge misstep When you guys found out the news, what was the feeling I wanted to puke yeah When you guys found out the news, what was the feeling? I wanted to puke. Yeah. Did you?

No. I would have felt better if you puked. No, I kept it in. For future reference, if you have to give me bad news, if you deliver it being like, hey, I just got done puking, it would soften it. OK. Like, that's a way to definitely like, oh, yeah,

this is going to cost more money. But just so you know, I just puked my guts out. I did projectile vomit. Yeah, right. this is gonna cost more money, but just so you know I just puked my guts out I did projectile vaughn. Yeah, right So aside from the labor costs how much would the electrical supplies needed cost? I think it's all in four to five grid. Oh on the high end hopefully and Well, we don't want to do cheap electrical work. No just bank for just good value good price Yeah, and they'll have to like go into the walls

No, we're just need to run some conduit from the loading bay, okay, so no going through the brick or anything. I don't believe Tough update to get weather is how'd you figure out? It's gonna get hot. Yeah, I want to get restless Did like some good things are worth waiting, but I want to keep you guys waiting too long we're gonna try do I need cream so bad I'm summer scream don't make a scream for ice cream yeah we'd never ask you all badly want cream like really badly need it every degree warmer it gets I think people get more restless mm-hmm you might have a yeah you might have a revolt on your hand there might be a coup we might need a cold snap. Just to. Yeah, we might. You might have to turn like we come in and it's like 50 degrees in this office. You got you might have to crank the AC. Yeah, you

might have to. Yeah. Just keep us off the scent of the cream. Bad plan. Yeah. All right. You're so you're ready to go tonight. I'm ready to go. Yes. All right. Excited. Yes, sir. You're ready to be a vampire. I'm ready to be a vampire. Yes. And a pencil vampire. Nick's fan. You're ready to be a vampire. I'm ready to be a vampire. Yes, and a pencil vampire nix fan We're doing all three. Yep. Are you Hooters guy? Love wings love fries. Yes, nice. I get down who's you they got buff shrimp, too It's always a good choice. Wonderful. Their case. It can be hit or miss but who discuss the your hood Yeah, you know that was

That was pretty much screamed yes You're true Hooters guy you just listed the whole menu and didn't even talk about the tits Which those are also there, but I'm under the carb loaded to do this. They got great options Yeah, they did recently shut down the Hooters by the house. Do you where do you keep your eyes? Plate usually yeah, the game you know yeah How close to your house? It was about two miles away wasn't too bad, but they shut it down Rude when peaches coming in taking over. Oh

Not the same at all. No twin Peaks. I don't know about similar thematically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Name yeah, the name just different color scheme. They go plaid instead of orange. I think is the only okay Yeah, it's time you think Think yeah, you know your twin peaks guy Never been to impeach. I've it sounds like great place cold beer What kind of fan are you turn into a different person when like the games on the line? You're rooting for your team in the playoffs. I can go fiery, but yeah, that's not the ordinary for a year So it's gonna be yourself you break stuff

No, not not a break stuff guy. Will you be will you be hugging? If someone goes for one, I'm not gonna shut it down. Will you initiate a hug? I'm not typically initiating on contact, but somebody looks like they're like looking for hug I'm you'll reciprocate cuz that you also seem like a type of guy that will just take a hug but not really give it back Oh, and he can't climb up. It's gotta be I mean for going for it. Gotta be 50-50. Yeah Oh, you're a full hugger. I like that. Well if someone's coming to you with a hug, you can't just shut him down. That's That's not very inviting. Some would yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't shut you down Oh, that was good

Leaned right into the shoulder. Are you gonna be a pat off? Are you gonna be a last pat? You you do a lot of high fives? Oh That's good Are you gonna pad off are you gonna be a last pat you you do a lot of high fives avid high fives Avid high fives yeah, I think I thought I'd get the move going okay nice. I was like good hug It was big boys really grabbed you yeah Huge hands gonna catch a hot dog to save his life That was rough. Yeah, but he's got big hands Okay, all right. Godspeed. Awesome. Got this. You guys are gonna leave a little early you're gonna leave in about 30 45 minutes Okay, sir. Okay

Dom said there's a vampire expert here what no this happens to be where he is I guess so happens to be where he is. I guess so. Oh, at the store he's at. I thought you meant here in the bar still, I was like who? It's the vampire expert. I love that boy, Zach. Yeah, I love him.

He's great. It goes into being a vampire expert. I don't know. Also, would you trust a vampire expert? Because I just assumed that's a vampire. I'm pretty sure the big pencil could kill a vampire. Yeah, it's a snake. Ooh pretty sure the big pencil could kill a vampire Oh A little oil and water situation here

No, this is good. It's just some safeguards in case things go crazy Yeah, there's a chance somebody might have to kill che tonight if he turns into full vampire pug Yeah, be the mortal right did you meet any hostility at the last game? mortal right did you meet any hostility at the last game there were a cop nothing really crazy but a lot most of Indiana fans were really nice now you can just show your but when they were up were you were they talking shit to you when they were up to but like it was pretty harmless do you think her cousins I know that as a music lyric I do not know by who I do know that her cousin said it got it Got it

Yeah, yeah You will have to flash your teeth if anyone gets unruly If what sorry if anyone gets unruly at you, it'll get him to disarm yeah, yes, let him know How do you flash teeth really? What? It's like a smile while you open your mouth a little. It's like a dog brow. In a menacing way. I've never done that before.

Now Steven, are you worried at all about getting the vampire teeth in through security? Or the opposite of Brandon and not a pussy? How did I not catch one there? If we have like 40 of them then yes If we have like two or three or five or whatever no, I think like I'll just have my mouth Yeah, I'll just keep my mouth closed Didn't even think about that. I assume that that can happen with the teeth. Yeah, they also have very good milkshakes there So I won't have that oh

Okay, at Hooters. No at the oh, did you have one on Sunday? Yeah, really good Which ones you have for the strawberry vanilla M&M? But they have like super decorative told you take a picture of that for us tonight Did you take a picture the other night? I did I did oh I need I'd like to see you I don't want to talk about ice cream right now. Oh, maybe I did yeah, I mean you're you're gonna end up broke Or this office will be on a flame or Like we won't be able to do any podcast

But we'll have ice cream you're looking at 20 grand to be able to get something we could order on Uber eats right now. I really need to act to puke next time It would have been very very funny if he puked That is good strategically. Yeah to deliver bad kind of a get out of jail free maybe even puke in my office while he's delivering It starts puking No you I would just laugh that should be a rule around here if you confess to something, but you're puking Yeah Should be a rule around here if you confess to something, but you're puking Yeah Be so skinny oh

My god, he'd look great oh Oh Heavy whipped creams fluffy look at that Good nice to be a friendly, and you you've got the perfect teeth for vampire teeth. I want to get one of those right now. I probably got to go same order. Got to. Yeah. Although M&M's with vampire teeth, probably not easy.

Oh, shit. Yeah, I'll have to think about it. Thin a strawberry that looks pretty good, too. There we go. That would change everything. Good pivot. The interns are here today, by the way. looks pretty good, too. There we go. I would change everything good pivot The interns are here today by the way. Yeah, they are a whole crop. I remembered I got six committed to memory their names I got no way. I haven't even seen one. Yeah, I have six I don't know if I can do all of cuz some came in after mostly started

So I don't know if I got them, but I got six I can get you line them up I'll get them Danny you were gonna prep something with them Yeah, are you smarter than an intern? Hmm? Let's do that Should I go get them? Well? You have it ready or is it for tomorrow it before tomorrow if that's okay tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, would you rather a little more? Find out who the dumbest intern is we go hardest question to easiest I Feel like we could figure it out. Just by looking probably we want to meet him or maybe just have him walk by yeah I'm with tomorrow we can I believe they're in production intern training right now

they're in training they're in training I could be wrong but I think that they had something that started seven minutes that's never tether in training yeah this is training that's true great they. The canvas training. No, no, no, no, Brady. I don't want you to go get them because I want you to pick off the names as they walk by. You're going to go get them. You're going to get them and get you're going to cheat. Yeah, you're going to ask for more names. I don't have all the names. I want to see what you got on that. We're all Stephen. Just have them walk by and then go right back up to training. Oh he's gone. What are they training? Handling Nicky Smoke's penis. No just have

them literally walk by and then go back up to training. So they don't even hear that I guess. And then Brandon you'll be like like a dog show you'll try to put I know I think I got six maybe seven That seems like all of them. Yeah, I'm any other. There's a lot like 13 lot Wow 13 Any of them stick out like physically who poof eyes oh hell yeah Yep, I'm a good looking one He does the movie done. He does the tick tocks. He does the Rizzle. You know who? Livvy Dunn. He does the TikToks. He's the guy who found Rizzler.

No, I know him. But I don't, okay. Know his voice. That's the one you don't know? That's a freebie. Okay. I don't think I met him this morning is what I'm trying to say.

I met a bunch of them. Did anyone over-qualified for this? Shouldn't he be running this company? Hoopify? Yeah, probably. I brought my kids here Sunday morning because Pat was recovering from ACDC and he happened to be scootering by

as I was taking the kids back out to the car and my four year old climbed onto his scooter and wouldn't get off to the extent where it got super awkward. Oh. I had to like. It really meant it. I had to be like, okay buddy, it went from being like, okay, huh, get off to the extent where it got super awkward. Oh. It really meant it. I had to be like, OK, buddy.

It went from being like, OK, ha, get off his scooter to like, and then he didn't know what to do. And it was, as an awkward person already, it was a painful encounter. Oh, man. So I'm looking forward to seeing him again. Wait, who? Who?

Whoopify. Where was that in the parking lot? It was just right out there in the parking lot. Wouldn't hate seeing that. Not at all. I'm sure we could find that. He was actually with his mom who was also on a scooter and so when I went to get him off Hoopify's scooter he hopped onto the mom's scooter.

What time was this? Is this Sunday morning? Sunday morning, probably around 11.30, 12, I don't know. Yeah, it was painfully awkward. I didn't even invite them in or anything. I was so stressed trying to get him off their scooters today Your son was just on their scooter. He just did that. He just did that. He climbed into somebody's car last week Starting to think I'm a bad mom We were at the coffee shop and we came out of the coffee shop and his friend's mom was there with her minivan and she was in the back.

She was going to stick floor hockey or something and their doors were open and they said hi and he just leapt into their car and like just took off and leapt into their car and I couldn't get him out. I like struggled to get him out of their car. I am. That boy's trying to flee. He is. Yeah, I know.

I'm starting to wonder. Yeah, like when people come to your house, do you have to treat it like a cat? Like, hurry up, shut the door. Yeah, basically. Oh, boys. Big update. We're up to 80 vampires. Oh my god. No way.

Update the flyer. Wow. Update the flyer. It's gonna change things. That's huge. How much vampire teeth come? Or is it the same amount of the 40 people, but they get two sets? What if other people, because people are gonna turn around and be like, what are you guys doing, but they get two sets? What if other people,

because people are gonna turn around and be like, what are you guys doing, blah, blah, blah. What if they get in the spirit and they're unintentionally there but the whole restaurant joins in. This could be like a flash mob, a vampire. This would be incredible. What if they turned into vampires

and this is the ruin of a modern society? Could be. Oh, the start of something. I've thought about that. A real vampire sees him and is like, oh, finally. Yeah. A vampire. Finally, where he calls on him.

They all come out now. I can show my face. Are they like zombies where if you get bitten by one, you become one? I think so. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big time. Yeah, a lot of things.

That's how you become a vampire. I think werewolves might be the same way. Werewolves are the same thing. But women don't become, women die, right? No. Women become vampires. Oh, yeah Yeah, Van Helsing I oh oh And Helsing is a chick no Van Helsing the movie with

Actors Here come the interns Chase a lead him fuck Johnson Walker Oh, that's that's that's Ryan right there in the beard that's Ryan I don't know I met him that's Jack in the hat. Oh that guy's I don't know that's shame Oh, that's shame. You know the girl. I don't know that I met her you got to Know I got more than that that wasn't shameless. That's why it that's why that's the mostly sports in turn. Oh you Called him shameless

There's a shameless none of those boys look like a shame there the shameless we have doesn't look like a shameless But there's a shameless in here somewhere. There's a shameless in this building no shit Not all of them Graham didn't come down, and Seamus didn't come down. I don't know where Graham and Seamus are. There were rumors there might be a couple more interns, but these were everyone that was in the building at the moment. Just rumors. Graham and Seamus are here somewhere.

I've seen them. Are they all viceroys? Or no, it's not. Well, who defies not? What was the girl's name? I don't know. I haven't met her. Okay.

I haven't met her okay I've met any of me is she's Bryn Bryn I met Bryn you did bad man I should have known yeah that wasn't great that wasn't they didn't they didn't walk out in the order which would with which I met him this morning they they're supposed to stay in that order they were sitting at the bar all six of them and they should have walked out in that order All right, we see we got 80 vampire teeth 80 They I don't know why but I freaked out for a second I was like how much they cost 199. Yeah there I was like

$20 Did not ask the price yeah $20 each for one set 199 is too much. I know so he bought a whole store. I'll feel so bad if somebody else needed. Oh Well, they can they can get them for free they just gotta go they gotta show up. Yeah That'd be great if Dom tells the person like hey if anyone comes in after me just let them know. Hooter, Sixthirn, Indianapolis, Indiana. If they really need them. If it's an emergency, if it's a vampire teeth emergency.

The Chicago Sky Vampire Meetup is going to be devastated by this. It's tough. Did you guys see the French guy get hit by his wife? Yes. That's the president. Yeah. Did you guys see the That French guy get hit by his wife That's the president. Yeah, and wait. Did you know she was like his teacher who was like old as fuck She's a lot older really. It's like a Jerry Thornton blog This is a French politicians wife the president hit him oh the president They can hit him with with hand hand on capture look Right there, and then he tried to blow it off rewind that oh

Oh Hi, hi Just taking full. Oh, I like the high answer. Oh Old yeah, I'm taking full control of it. Oh my god now wigs here. Let me help you down Yeah, you a Johnson Walker now. She's a man. That's what people think. Oh really? Yeah, just tend to if you're a politician have a wife dude. Yeah That's actually a dude Right yeah, why wasn't he the one who's just caught doing blow she's managed. Yeah, that wasn't blow the bag

Oh, it wasn't okay people. I believe anything I see on take from now not a bad photo over no She gets feisty same exact She's kind of looks like she's okay. I would Yeah, I'd literally Imagine getting off a Pete like the president getting a lead off a private jet Imagine getting off a Pete like the president getting a let off a private jet Going down steps would be awkward. I don't know man. I think it'd be hotter

Yeah, like she's trying to little danger. Don't you pending it? Don't worry. I gotcha That's the thing like she has to reassure the fuck out of me that I'm safe. Yeah No, she's not that far in front of you. No, she's basically right beside you. Yeah Oh madam move Yeah, last made of her daughter 1993 she he was 15 and 93 so in 2007 he was Huh weird man says 14 2007 he was, okay. Huh, weird man. That's 14. That's weird. Big gap.

Yeah, she was 39. Yep. Yeah. I'm gonna get it if she was like. 24, so if he got married to 20. She was 53 when they got married. Ugh. Ugh. Jerry Thornton write a blog about her? Yeah, I do have writer.

Yeah. I'm sure Big T has. What would it be? A man. Oh, yeah. I don't even know what, is he liberal? Is he, what is the? They're remarkably liberal.

He's just French. He's French. Which is generally. Yeah, he's pretty French, I guess. Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui. Yeah, that's their yes. That's a oui French which is general French. We we we we we yeah, that's that's very yes That's a wee we should I think they were born that way Is very French Because the French to one of them the old-ass French dude was dating one of the Olson twins

What when she was like 20 and he was like 59 or something. That's what you're talking about. I'm telling you, she dated like the French president. Is that something that we just say like, oh that's just cultural? That's just French. That's just the French being the French. I'm pretty sure. Super old French politician. Which Olsen?

They just got divorced recently. Mary Kayner Ashley or the other one? The old French state referring to the Olsen. Sarkozy, yeah. Olivia Sarkozy. I don't know what the age gap there was, but I think it's pretty big. Wow.

Oh yeah, he's very French. You can just seat on him. It's cool when the dude does it. He's pissing me off. He looks like a Manning. He looks like Eli or Peyton Manning. Yeah, or... Forehead. Whoa. Yeah, he was the formerning. He looks like Eli or Peyton Manning. Yeah or forehead. Whoa Yeah, he was what's that? He married one of the Olsen's huh brother of the

Oh the brother of the president. Okay. I'm fine with the prez dating a younger. That's an awesome flag. What is that? I Think it's cool. Where go back That is cool, it's not a pile of money Hungarian nobleman That's sweet a pipe It's a sword. Oh How's a wolf need a sword and a long tongue standing on a hill? I like that. I like that be that's a skimitar. No It's exactly what that is thank you skimitar. It's a skimitar

Now to the portman married a French man who had sex with other women what and she knew it or no Ended the marriage. Yeah, that's what I read in us weekly. I would have had sex with Natalie Portman I would yeah, and that's why I was of note to me Because I heard that's yeah, I was like if you could either take Natalie Portman or the field Natalie Portman the fields pretty big was she the shoplifter whom I thinking of One owner writer that's right The problem also very hot also very hot Also very hot. Also very hot. Wild.

Oh I did get Steven back into friendship the movie because the lead character, the woman lead character is Amera from the Giants. So he was like, oh. Rooney or the other? Kate. Kate Mara.

The one that was in House of Cards. Oh okay. There was football in this movie Yeah, I'd love to do like seven degrees of yeah seven degrees of Kevin Bacon. How is football? Shay can you football anything? Yeah? There's the new mission impossible. What's the is there football in that well? I would love to know at least before I go so see before I waste my time at the fucking theater Tom Cruise Is in that football movie the great one the what was it called Jerry Maguire? No? Yeah, longest yard. No you thinking of uh? Brandon how do you like everybody's all over my Pennsylvania? Yeah, I can't think about it

Just like you can't think of it. I was in 83. Hey, but this is your dead 1983 football movie with Tom Cruise literally you Not everybody's that's why you're employed. Yeah, no, it's not. How do you not have a mean? Best of times no. No that was 85 that was Robin Williams. I don't have it fuck You should have it just as much as I should have no you're significantly older than there's not like there's an international movie database Yes, Stefan Yeah You're named after Tom Cruise It's my dad's hair movie. Holy shit!

What a fun fact! Have y'all ever seen him run out to produce a hair smile? No! Wow, he's really new. He wanted to talk to us. That's gotta be his only fun fact he has. He wanted to be a part of this conversation. And we happened to fall on it. And we pretended to not know so he would come out and do that.

Yup. It's a good movie though. It's a fine movie, I only saw it once like when I was seven. I think it's Sandlot than that Sports maybe don't do this. What it would uh don't do team did it follow? It's a high school Pennsylvania team You know, it was like a dad works in the coal aliquot steel mine or steel factory

Wants his son to make, you know, all state kind of that tension. Yeah, I don't ever realize everyone's kind of like, oh, that's that. And no, oh, that's for look up all the right moves. I think I got it right. Maybe we just watch it right now. Kind of want to. I would. Look at him. I've never seen this. It's a good movie Crichty Nelson yes high school defensive back who's gifted in sports and is a B student academically

Seeking a football scholarship and pipe small Damn, it end job life work in the mill just like his grandfather father and his brother Greg He dreams become an electrical engineer after he graduates from college and his brother Greg. He dreams of becoming an electrical engineer after he graduates from college. Stephens' dad thought he was gonna turn out to be a, it's a Lucille Ball player. Yeah. Interesting.

Steph gets through his days. Stephens named after, huh. Didn't make that much money. Oh, he fumbled the handoff, that's right. Wow. He, Gwinn quality heights ended up winning. They vandalize the coach's yard. All right. I'm not done yet. Yeah, wait. I'm sorry. I apologize. Oh, Cal Poly. good for him oh Yeah, he goes off to California

It's pretty good. Yeah electrical engineer, and he's kind of that Who is stuff FN? No? Yeah? He does work with wires are your nails always painted that color. No I did it in the car this morning I found a bottle in the dash as you you were driving No right before I left this so let me throw this on real quick. Whoa Thanks Thanks guys Yeah Should see if Che can get from citizen Kane to the Buccaneers in six clicks. I would love to the Wikipedia game Six to che has to football it

Okay, just the box from citizen Kane It's a media game. Six degrees of. Jay has to football it. Okay. Get to the bucks, huh? From Citizen Kane is the first one I thought. Really just something football. Get to the bucks. Bucks would be extra credit. Okay. It's gonna be bucks though.

It's gotta be, okay. 1941, Jesus Christ. Ooh. 1941 Jesus Christ. My first thinking is Broadway, Broadway Joe Namath. Have any of you ever seen this movie? No. Citizen Kane? It's lauded as one of the best. Right, yeah, I've never seen it.

No, I haven't. 2007 update. What the hell does that mean oh no, okay, not that Zah my brother do you see the cover of the Korean maxim? Go to Florida che doing Colorado. Yeah, Colorado against the NFL pretty quickly. I think all right there. We go. That's one Just control a football or Broncos Yep, Denver Broncos bang got it footballed in three Wow two two clicks two clicks No, yeah, he's footballing Yeah, buddy

Korean Maxim just released a new cover, and I had to let son now. Oh Can we see he's thick? by the way TJ you have the Camera footage yeah, can I show your kids, Kate? Yeah, that's fine. I use them for clip for like sometimes on Instagram. Monetize. Just kidding.

Okay. Here's this. Oopify and his mother? Yeah, say it. Oh, okay. They drove here across the country and so he was like showing her a brick. On that?

Oh boy, here they come. Who is that boy? Here they come. Uh oh. Here they come. Oh oh. Oh no. Hi. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry I had to see you.

My scooter got there, kid. Mind if I get on? He's like super comfortable with strangers, which is a problem. And uh... This is so funny. That's like the first thing you teach, right? Yeah, yes stranger he yells out stranger danger sometimes, but uh Chatting him up rambling rambling

The fact that hoopify hasn't gotten off yet for him Yeah, well, I didn't think like he probably wanted to show his mom the building But I was so stressed trying to get my kids in the car. It didn't occur to me I didn't realize how long I talked at them for Okay, now I'm trying to get ready to go it's a running meter, so he just gives it to a kid Your child's on the woman. Oh. Now I try to kindly say. Wait, what was the other one doing in the wheel well? I know.

He's grabbing the tires. The other one. He's crashing someone's tires. There he goes. This is chaos. Approaching the cockpit. His head was hitting into her butt the whole time. Officially grand theft auto.

Now the other one thinks it's cool. Yeah. I'm trying to be like, OK, buddy. Ha ha. Now the other one thinks it's cool. Yeah. I'm trying to be like, okay buddy, ha ha. I'm trying to be cool in front of them. I'd really like come off the fucking scooter. He's like. She's like, what do I do? Okay, and now I think we're safe.

Your turn, people, bye. Oh, yep, he's hot, oh. That's his. Yeah, he did not, he did not want to get get off and now they're trying to get away, but he won't get off I just can't leave trying to be gentle here, but time to go Now we're struggling cuz he wants yeah Oh, no. This is a long, this has gone on for a long while. I know. Because I, oh, tantrum, tantrum. Oh, that's, that's not a tantrum? Now we're struggling, because he wants, yeah. Sorry, guys.

He's very comfortable with Hoopify. This is hilarious. And all they want was for you to let him in. I think I had to like get down and whisper in his ear, if you want to do fun stuff, like come to the office again. Oh yeah, threaten, threats have to come up. Yeah, I had to get to threats eventually. It's off. There. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Yeah, I had to get to threats eventually Oh Kate I'm sure you're dealing with this so well

At least you don't have to live it I'm sorry at least you don't have to live it Because they were like about to zip on out oh They can't leave yeah Get the fuck out of here Well, I think... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, they left him in the dust! Oh, no!

Oh, wow! I got him standing, he's like Stephon Diggs! That poor boy! Oh! Oh, man! Oh my God! Dude! That was three minutes!

That was so funny! And wait, they had just gotten there, right? Yeah. So they did not get to really do what they wanted to do. Right, and I forgot, like, I think he wanted to show her inside, and I got so wrapped up in trying to, like did not get to really do what they wanted to do right and I forgot like I think he Wanted to show her inside and I got so wrapped up in trying to like they get him off the school Yeah, they pulled in that happened. They're like we gotta get the fuck. Yeah Sorry, I'm all tell yeah

There it is Maybe I am bad at this. I don't know It's hard to get them to uh and when there's two of them when you're I don't know. It's hard. You're not. It's hard to get them to, and when there's two of them when you're outnumbered. Correct. It's hard. But yeah, he's like super comfortable like hopping on people's,

like he has zero sense of stranger. He went through that woman's legs. Yeah. Marash has been giving him Pokemon cards. Nice. He thinks all the grownups here, he just like follows them around. That's probably true.

It's been good, yeah. Three minutes. Three minutes. He thinks all the grownups here, he just like follows him around. That's probably true. Yeah. Three minutes. That's like a pretty, that's like a song. Yeah. But his mom was lovely. Lovely lady. The road trip together across the, I like that.

That's a nice bonding. From where? New Hampshire, I believe. Oh, whoa. It was a long trip. Very long. He's the oldest of four. I learned a lot when, I believe. Oh, whoa. It was a long trip. Very long. He's the oldest of four. I learned a lot when we were trying to help Paris along.

You should probably have a lot of facts now. Oh, gosh. Very nice lady. Three boys, one girl. Okay, yeah. What's his real name? What'd I got? Henry, right?

Whoifies Henry. Is it Henry? Yeah, it is Henry. Yeah. Henry. I'm out of Henry today for sure. Yep, it is definitely Henry. Well, too, in front of his mom, I was like, it's so nice to meet you. He's like, I'm out of Henry today for sure. Yep. It is definitely Henry. Well, too, in front of his mom, I was like,

it's so nice to meet you. He's like, I'm one of the others. He's like, I've been on the act before. I was like, oh. Yeah. Nothing from Chalamet. Unbelievable. Did he leave you on red?

No. He probably just hasn't seen it yet. We'll get him. Maybe try Kylie. He strikes me as a, I wouldn't be shocked if he listened to pardon my take he seems like a cool Cool guy like a cool. You just need challenge. See that thing. It would make it so official It would take it would take off every Knicks fan. Well, there's other Knicks fans, right Spike Lee Yes, no other he'd be here. Just tell me Spike Lee wasn't at game three. Oh, but Stephen J. Was I mean Spike Lee goes to?

All the playoff away games. I was I was shocked. He was not there stiller. Are you taking over the mantle? No, I mean those guys for sure but was stiller there. He was not well not that I saw I saw shallow Maybe that's maybe they're holding them back. Maybe they didn't believe they were gonna win So they stayed away the team's better without fans. Maybe Nick's fans are bad Do you see them doing the cat impressions? Yeah street interviews very funny. Yeah, you see people dubbing over the cat pass No, yeah, really good Cat pass was great They're starting to get some like backlash now. It's like dude. We're just

Like they're like all its homophobic. It's like he just has a funny voice I think it's good so Kate a laughing hilarious fucking the entire NFL makes fun of my home's voice all season long It's homophobic of them because they're calling him gay correct. Hey, he's a gay voice I just think it's very like his voice is awesome, and the way he plays is just awesome Che do you have one I don't have a zesty cat, but I do love cat And he's aware right like yeah, he's not an idiot Yeah, I mean like he's probably all he gets online Yeah, he probably plays into it and it's like having fun with it, right his girlfriend is someone in the Kardashian universe

Jordan Woods oh Didn't you have like a falling yeah, she was exiled from she was exiled from Kardashian Hucking up with why someone that uh with Tristan Thompson. Oh Chloe that's Chloe's you know you Tristan's for everybody he gets you are sneaking a lot of answers in here You keep up. I mean they're very famous people It's our job I Mean maybe if you knew more about Tom Cruise football movies you also your expertise you also you can't just throw something on me Say hey this 42 year old movie. Oh shit. No right now. No right now Brandon or you're stupid

I mean, that's pressure. I put my life on you knowing that 80s time I should have known it. Yeah, I should have known it. You're gonna win the dozen this year, right? Yeah Yeah, it's definitely scripted. Yeah. It's gonna be great. Finally. First MVP? I don't know.

Perhaps. I mean, should be my like fifth MVP. If you won but you found out Jeff scripted it, would that matter to you? Not even a little bit. Yeah. As long as you win. I would prefer that.

At any cost. You have most points scored this year? We'll find out at the end of the next night our last match Got it. The last man you have the most matches by a long shot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's my show our show You said it right the first time. It's my show. Mm-hmm Also, I'll be coy. It's kind of Fran show to and PFT show Well, Jeff. He's fourth Oh

Wow yes 630 ish Nick's and vampire fan meet up vampire teeth give away the first 80 people next fans only no Pacers fans allowed Pacers fans Can bring their own teeth if they want to come Jay will be giving us love it perfect yeah put it out well is that everything I guess I'll ask a question I mean the graphic looks good should be vampire and Nick's fan or just now we want Nick's fans to feel like it's there but it's there okay all three of them wearing glasses oh my god whoa that's a lot of vampire teeth. I love the thought of Nick's management stumbling across this online or the Hooters management. At some point

we should take out Hooters. What's it what's he got? So what did Dom do before this? Jake come on. He was I think he was still a student. This is what he'd been training for. No, he went for the calves. Pretty good at this. That's a nice vampire. That's a damn nice vampire. Oh, he went to a really good store. That's like velvet. Much better than mine.

Black velvet, like a lot of miles. Yes. Vampire teeth. There's an awesome costume store, pretty close. Chicago Costume. Yeah, it's incredible. Oh my God, wait, he the the ones you glued to the teeth Holy shit the nears that'll survive a milkshake you have to lead that what a nice press hat for okay?

Now what have you ever put on a cloak before oh blood capsules. Oh my god What it run ya yeah don't look they're off season you gotta have I think you do the hood down yes Wow oh this fucking shit Fucking shit Steve. Come with me. Haha! Put him in. Oh boy. Look at that! When the Knicks come...oh my god. Give us a little taste of speech. Go back to your mic. It's going to be tough. I think you might have to go the fangs that you can put on.

Yeah, maybe you glue on. Yeah. It doesn't even make sense. It just came out. And can we play light spooky music? Oh, yes. In the speech. Inspiring, spooky, royalty free.

Yeah. Oh, Steve, imagine the Knicks hit a big shot. The camera cuts to you. Here, look at the camera. And act like the Knicks hit a big shot. What are you going to do? Let's go. Clap.

Just give a big shot. What are you gonna do? Let's go Just give a nice hiss You look so awesome, dude All right, thanks for coming out. Oh, okay. She gives a preview of the speech Thank you You'll have to glue in yeah, I need something yeah, this is you the glue and be switching a team Jacob after this We'll have you do the gluons. You know what, Che? Because you guys gotta get out of here. Why don't you do the first ever gauntlet, vampire gauntlet? Yeah.

Are we gonna put a time on it to see if they win or lose? No, no, no, no, no. If the Nick gets, Nick's gets blown out and it cuts to Che, like depressed as a vampire. All right, Che, get ready, let's do the gauntlet because you guys gotta get out of here for the meetup. And then all of New York's pissed at him. The stupid vampire.

TJ, were you texting? Getting blown out would be hilarious. Oh you did, you texted the meetup. It texted the group, so everyone please post it. So everyone knows. Send it to my cousins. You have cousins in Indy? Oh, that's where you went to go see.

Home Alone. Home Alone. I'm gonna come out. Yeah, the permanent teeth were recommended by the Vampire Exeter. So I think those are the ones you gotta put on. Oh, the expert at the store said go. Jay, those are the ones you gotta put on for talking. You'll be leading the charge.

Oh yeah, custom fangs, Jay. He is the leader. My only fear is that people will not think this is real so they won't go. It's as real as real. This is very real. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Jay, look at this. Vampire necklace. Oh, cool. I didn't even know vampires wore necklaces. Oh, yeah. They do?

Uh, yeah, they love them. Lookie. We're currently a rebounder. We're over there. Stop, Ricky. That's your vampire neck- medallion. Maybe talisman? We're coming out here. Oh, yeah. That's your vampire neck medallion, maybe talisman. Oh yeah.

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Body armor, choose better. Damn right. Smokes can kinda dunk. Also, he's going insanely viral for a good idea. There's a ton of teeth in here. There's a hundred teeth in here. Oh, hell yeah. You want a pair? Yeah, I'll watch teeth in here. There's a hundred teeth in here. Oh hell yeah Yeah, I'll watch along at home. What is smokes going viral for he told Annika. He loves her while filming her candidly

Oh, yeah, it's tough for talking you Yes, you kind of have to let them bounce bounce back up. Yeah Minor tiny I'm good for kids They're pretty sharp gimme gimme. Yeah, take a fair. We cleaned this guy out. Yeah, he's probably excited as fuck. Yeah. All right. You ready, Che?

Put your teeth in. Oh my God, you almost forgot your teeth. You had to drink some body armor. Okay. Here it goes. String some body armor Okay Here it goes All right ready ready Brandon He's chased down I love it He didn't question. Yeah, okay I'll be a vampire. I like that all the guys were like yeah, yeah sure of course all right

I think there's so funny, and then you found that like necklace you're like che wait. There's a necklace he goes oh All right three two one go Spooky God Good music. A spooky gauntlet. Who came up with the vampire idea again? Nick, was that you? Um, but he just threw it out there. It was more divine than anything. Okay? Like wait, why are we here? How do we get? I don't know

It was Danny I'll take credit. Oh, whoa. Let's go. Here we go count che Oh Tough time It's a tough time. Oh, oh. Come on, track. Oh Come on track Oh my god eight planets Steven Earth Mars Venus Jupiter Saturn Uranus, Pluto, Mercury.

11 NBA teams that never won a championship. Red liquid in the body. Bro didn't hear the news about Pluto. Nets, pressures. Time! Good one, oh, 206. Wow. pretty sure time good one oh six Wow Wow Wow all right Steven move jobs do like way it moves yeah all right time to go yeah mount up you want your teeth oh yeah should we get a wait can we put put him in this box and just write teeth on the box? Yes There was a big marker in here so I have to poop I

Have to poop before I go and that's gonna be a problem so and do it now and then we're on the way on our way so Hooters And then we're on the road on our way so Hooters 630 Hooters 630 Eastern by the game bridge field house see there go neck and are you prepared to maybe like recruit people on your Way to Hooters if I see people mix stuff. Yeah, you got a bite. You got a bite of mom really sell them Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see you there Love it Have fun take all right, so you need to yeah rip off the address on that this is for you

You want to. You want to. Oh yeah. Here. Oh sure. Teeth box. Thank you. Are we doing that through any pencils though right? You're giving out some pencils.

I think four right? Four giant pencils. Alright Steve have a good time. Pacers fans gotta find a way to respond. We gotta figure something out. I know, I know. You had to have seen that happen. Wizards, wizardry. That's already a basketball team.

It'd be confusing. Confusing branding. If you're like, this is a Pacers wizard. It's a Pacers wizard. They're not playing. What's a good response to vampires? I don't know. Werewolves? Flustered, yeah, werewolves. That's so much more costumes though.

That's Twilight. Well, is it a full moon tonight? Cause they could be werewolves without being wolves. No, no, it's tough. It's tough. Garlic. Might be fucked. Priests.

Priests. They should be priests. Oh yeah, Pacers fans, show up to Hooters. With garlic. Yeah. Rest is priests. Oh, yeah pacer's fans show up to Hooters With garlic yeah, that's just priests Drive only water yeah mirrors Bullying the cross only mocking just mocking yeah You just hold a cross up to them to water balloons spit. Holy water constant spit balls. Just give a wedgie

Just give a wedgie kill vampires human noogie and a wedgie. Oh So I'm sending shallow made the fire He's got to go he's probably just busy or something What if he's having his own vampire meet up somewhere else? I'll be super have you considered the possibility Dan and I know it's a low possibility But it's probably not zero he might show up and that is a massive win for Che. Oh my god Yeah Yeah, that would be very funny, but yeah, yeah also be like... Yeah, he would just be like, Shalime came to my vampire meetup. Yeah.

He's keeping one set of vampire teeth in your pocket in the event you can look down. Yeah, you gotta save one for him. Gotta have it ready just in case. If he showed up and he didn't have teeth. I'd say, Steven, you gotta save like 10 in your pocket just in case. Tracy Morgan, Ben Stiller.

So you have have in that box there's a hundred Larry David might be there they just show Chalamet mid-game court side and he flashes his teeth and he's got vampires oh yeah we'll carry enough to pass out during the games where it's not gonna mean yeah yeah okay perfect all right and make sure you put on your fangs Make sure pug gets it on the way down. Yeah, okay. All right. Godspeed Be less comfortable it's nuts Just Yeah, of course. It's a course on the span of one hour. Hey, babe. Just checking in for anniversary

I'm on my way to Indy dressed as a vampire. Hope you're doing well. Hope to be home I love you It's his anniversary it's his anniversary tonight And he's driving it is to Indiana. He's going to Hooters as a vampire as a vampire just because just like the day they met did you finish the rehearsal Kyle no no I'm so excited for the finale I heard it's amazing I heard it's not even person meets an appearance there's a cameo by a certain magician certain master of smoke illusions. Oh shit. Uh-huh. Yeah vindication How do you do? It's so good. Oh him uh-huh

He's kind of he's kind of he's kind of mocking him. I think No, that doesn't sound like field there fielder would do that. He might be That's so good. I love that show That's so good. I love that show So excited anybody watch the Pee Wee Herman documentary It was so good. It was so good. Is he real? He is a real guy. What's that now? Yeah, I don't know if I want to watch it cuz I was the biggest Pee Wee fan I loved it was great You'll end up like loving him even more got canceled for jerking off in a porno movie

Yeah, what else he wasn't even jerking off and it was just like he was in a sex shot It was it was a smear campaign. You'll see okay. Yes. I love I love peewee Oh, but it was great would see a guy that always stayed in character. Yes, so yeah like when he would Pewi's big adventure was when he would do public appearances. He was always peewee was peewee ever talked to Paul Rubin's. Yeah I think after peewee After that he became Paul Rubin's and certain stuff. He was in other movies Yeah He was in blow. That's right

He was in a bunch of these in Buffy the vampire slayer speaking of vampires. Well, that's what I go as I didn't realize that peewee Herman show got it its start at the Ground Links. Like the improv, that famous improv theater in LA. Oh yeah, it was a character he did. It was like an adult show with like a lot of like, Phil Hartman was his like number two guy. No kidding. Wow, I'll have to watch it. A bunch of big comedians were a part of it.

But yeah, it was really highly recommended. It was really good. I've just been doing season two of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Oh buddy. Yeah, they're mess Demi you Can't is it making Mormons more likable or less like they've left the church They're just ex but how are they as people even aside from them leaving?

They're a mess Yeah, you'd love it Chris Lee's back on TV. Yeah, Chris Lee's back. What is that a jail? I? I don't know I saw Chris Lee's back on TV. They got a new TV deal with another network and this one's even more real No way. Yeah, they're going we're gonna see it unfiltered now. Yep. Oh shit a new docu series. Oh hell yes What's it called? Lifetime oh, so it's a documentary series it's not a new show documentary for everything

hmm that's gonna be really fucking good yeah what uh what show are y'all watching there's I'm starting to moblin on are the days I'm starting to realize that this is like a common thing where you're just like I Fucking love this show and I have to talk to someone about it. You're watching right now friends and neighbors friends and neighbors I've never heard of never heard of that never heard on ham John ham olivia mon season finale. I'm gonna have to get out this is just like a oh and Wilson got a golf show in there yeah this is how you watch TV now yeah you'll be overwhelmed if you get Apple TV because there's like six great shows right off the bat

Apple TV does a like Apple TV puts out shows they do not publicize it and they're just like here's an awesome show and it's like the most famous people you can imagine in the show that you've never heard of it yeah the Shrinking Show is great show no one talks about it Don't know what that is. Really good show. That's Harrison Ford. That's Jason Siegel. Siegel. I think Severance got a lot of people to hop on Apple TV. Yeah. Silo. Mobland's great though. Silo? Silo and Apple TV rocks. Mobland is on paramount. It's Tom Hardy and they're in Pierce Brosnan yeah they're just basically speed running the Sopranos in like one season and it's just it's Tom Hardy just being Tom

Hardy this is how every television every television conversation I have with anybody goes exactly this way it's like you gotta watch you have to watch Mobland I've never really really good all right I will learn it out have you seen a have you seen the fucking the show that I'm watching like no I haven't But that reminds me have you seen the show I'm watching no I haven't All right, and then everybody leaves you're like it would have been cool if we could have talked about it in the shows We're watching but I guess Nobody open watch moblin because I think they might not have a

second season so I need people to kind of watch it yeah yeah I'll check it out watch the rehearsal I started the rehearsal yes my man is quick it's like 45 45 minute episodes all action Tom Hardy plays himself just a badass English guy. There's just so many. There's just too many. There's seven different apps. So many.

But this is the time. I have all the apps. For football. This is the time. This is the time. I should do all my TV watching in these months. And it rocks. Do you guys, I actually get mad though when it's.

But they're outside. I wish you could binge every show wish I wish you could binge every show I wish you could binge every show Do you guys get mad about that? Yeah, like when they do the the staggered really? I'm just like come on. Just give it to me. I have the app. Just give me the whole fucking thing I don't know. There's some fun around like when severance was coming out That was really fun to like count down and read about and then talk about the following day Also, that's how we did TV for seven years yeah I like it more where I just watch it

all in and like two nights in a row I just get no sleep and then I don't remember anything I watched but I'm like that was good America's most united when there's a new HBO show yeah right she's either right ever since Game of Thrones fucked up the ending I think we've been lost in the abyss. Succession did it to people I think. Yes, Succession was good. I didn't watch it but. Not as many. You didn't watch Succession? Oh here we go. You gotta watch it. You have to. I'm so jealous of you. I don't want to. To be able to watch it all first time. If I could be you, oh my god, you have no idea. I would trade lives with you right now. I just watch all YouTube videos of 1983 baseball games. What was the most recent one? Oh last night I watched the Pacers Celtics game

five from 1991 because I'm in the Pacers mood right now. Chuck Person, better than we remember by the way. Really fucking good. I do that to myself. I just stay up all night getting new opinions about 1991 basketball players. Watched a lot of Harry Carrey too. I did that last week. I talked to you about it. He's not as good as you remember. The Cubs had a day game and we were working.

It was a weekday. I don't know if it was a Friday or whatever, but they were playing and then I got home and I had missed the game, but I was itching for some baseball. So I threw on an old game. Yeah. Did they really?

He just cleared his throat. I got silly. He's just got so I threw on an old game. Yeah. Did they really? He's a clear throat. I'm like, oh, silly. He's just got something stuck in his throat at all. Keeping the game on, I've watched the Ron Santo documentary about 75 times. Yeah. It just stays on. Yep.

It's like, oh, this is cool. I watched the Sandberg game the other day. Good game. Yeah. Good game. Hell of a ball player. When did they stop becoming ballplayers Wow? There's still ballplayers aren't they now

No, oh, Tony's a ballplayer. No, he's not a ballplayer. Oh, he's a super or he's an international Superball players inherently white guys, but they're also like of a time when it's like You know smoking cigarettes taking shitty planes. They gotta be gritty. Yeah ballplayers I think it's you like if your instinct is to truck over the catcher. Yeah, it might have been the 90s Jeter wasn't a ballplayer. Who was the last ballplayer? I think it's like around that like He's not an asshole he's a ballplayer No one Ryan was for sure a ballplayer. Yeah, there's got to be some after Sam Berg was a ballplayer There's been ballplayers Madden Lee was a ballplayer

There's been a lot of ballplayers chase up. There was a ballplayer I had to pick a player from today Justin Turner's a ballplayer Justin Turner's a ballplayer buster Posey. Yeah Player there's current ballplayers. Okay, Salvador Perez a ballplayer. That's true Yeah, just catcher the Molina's as much as I hated them were ballplayers Yeah, catchers catchers plays catcher. Yeah, we're just naming catchers Speaking of which so actually we'll do the intern smarter than an intern on Thursday tomorrow. We have the Rockies coming in Oh Colorado Rockies. Yeah of the nine win fame could we beat him? Oh Colorado Rockies. Yeah of the nine win fame. Could we beat him?

Nine wins is not a lot of wins. How do we touch on that or it's his they're on it They're on a streak to win 28 games is their park like astoundingly hitter friendly. Yeah. Yeah, and they get to play there the most Yeah, but other teams also play there when they play there. Their plays. That's the issue. Coors Field is awesome. I've never been. So cool. And then do they struggle then when they go elsewhere?

They struggle everywhere. Because. They struggle everywhere, yeah. They're on pace to be the worst team in the history of Major League Baseball. By a large margin. And they're coming in tomorrow. What, have we even mentioned baseball?

I don't know. We're not even taught baseball. I don't know. What if we do something to cheer them up? Yeah. Anything but baseball. Yeah. What if we do something to cheer him up yeah anything but baseball yeah what if we just say like like here catch what if I can't what if they miss should we play them against them they'd like that oh what if they'd be just like five four and yeah like with an amazing play

Trying not to hit dingers off We skip your at-pats. We're all just going yeah, I'm batting lefty Go ahead. We say this now. We're going to be sucking them dry They're probably attractive yeah, oh Yeah Yes, the Rockies will be here tomorrow They're gonna be worse than last year's White Sox They're the White Sox right now at this point had 15 wins

Yeah, and they have nine will there be a WNBA team with more wins. Yes Yeah, they play like 40 something game. Yeah, there will be a 32 and 8 WNBA team, right? Yeah, probably and this this team is a lot of layers to this question number one How many games do WBA players 40? I think I think you're right to how when What is a good record look like yeah, yeah And like in the NBA and 34 that was a lot. So it'll be it'll be it'll be close. It'd be damn close because you like they only have nine wins right now. They're going to win a couple games because the White Sox last year as bad as they were and they were historically

the worst team. They lost the most games in one hundred sixty two game season. They still had like stretches where they'd win like three out of four. Yeah. Yeah. The Rockies look at hot went to have seven or something. Yeah. And that, that will be start. Yeah. No, seriously though, if they win, if they win, if they just win a series, if they win two out of three, that they're back on pace. Huge for them. Yeah. They're bad. They're for them Yeah, they're bad They're real bad. We're dodgers probably nice guy in the Dodgers division and I just thought about today They might set the record too for

They almost certainly will the most games back Look at the standings. I'm just gonna say like 71 games Half a season back. Yeah, how many are they back? The Dodgers are going to be the best team, surely, by the end of the year. What if we have Sante ride the unicycle forum? Can anyone hear Juggle? Yeah, let's just cheer them up.

Make them all sit here and we'll just dance for them. What if the Colorado Rockies right now are 24 games back first place? What if we don't do anything special for him what we don't want to bring attention to it? I think we don't mention casual around them. Let's not Let's not talk let's not talk baseball at all don't talk about a no-winner We swap out the home run from the gauntlet and make it something else Like a putt. Yeah. Could a single pitcher finish with more wins? No.

Theoretically, yes, but no, no. Not in the modern era. Are they a super young team? No, they're just bad ownership. Okay. So it's not their fault? Well, it's not their fault. No, not the individual players' fault. I'm sure they're having a great time.

Okay right now let's see. Wait that can't be right. The lead leaguer and the... Well they have... Listen you're thinking we're all looking at this the wrong way. We're trying to impress them. What has happened every time somebody comes on the show. Kyle Stowers goes on the show He goes crazy the next couple weeks. That's right What if they come here and they win five in a row after they come here? What if that's why they planned on coming here? Correct? Oh, we don't have to do anything. We are the good luck charm That's right. Let's just see what happens over the next two weeks after this. To your point

You see All-American rejects blowing up. Blow it up. They're huge now. You go on Spotify, so many listens. Wow. It's crazy. Yeah, that's the Yak bump. Max Reed has seven wins right now. Wow. Right, but he's not going to get to over 30. He's not getting to 30.

That's close. Yeah. Interesting. They're going gonna be awesome guys terrific they want to get me into Yankees is goddamn right we're saying this right now they're probably gonna beat the Cubs probably yeah yeah great them 93 probably will I'm just saying things wow it goes as I'm just saying ship yeah but what that works score

I wouldn't I wouldn't know that just flowed out of you so seamlessly. Things flow out of me seamlessly. Things go in, they come out. Oh. Yeah. That's hot. Oh my god. That is so hot. Yeah, you guys weren't horny for like an hour and a half. Oh my god. Wait, what? We got Vampired. Vampire can take the horny shit out of anyone. That's the one thing that can distract me.

I hope someone gets led around from this show. That'd be nice. Yeah, if he's like, wow, that does sound good. Yeah, if there's two things that happen from this show that we've done today, I hope someone gets led around and I hope a vampire feels comfortable coming out as a vampire. Two lives could be changed. Yeah. For the better. This could be our most impactful show since what look what you made me do spaghetti

I do fear that Che becomes world famous tonight. Yeah, like oh man. We got to get them on local news There's so many good Options to happen tonight Blow out hilarious that would actually be a great look if I was local news there I would absolutely go to interview them at that group of vampires Should I say so Dom did text me said the makeup has instructions, so it doesn't stay on for some no That's the best case yeah Stephen Che driving three hours back after a loss

Dresses of am okay makeup off Blood stains around his mouth Those boys are gonna have a great time I want to game starts are not gonna be vampires Excuse me you think they'll keep them in? They need to. What if the camera cuts to them? That's true. That's true. Okay. So they need to stay vampires, but they need to enjoy the game. I don't want them to not enjoy the game. Vampires enjoy basketball games. It's one of the many traits of,

traits of their kind. Oh man. All right. should we spin the wheel TJ? Whoa. Uh oh. What is this? Oh hell. It's fat. Oh shit. This one guy said- What? It's not fat. Oh no. This one Pacers fan said they're gonna need the fake teeth to replace the real ones I knock out Maybe the best che with like real fist blood an alleyway. Just like a hospital bed photo with his cloaks still on.

He's real teeth out. He wouldn't care if the Knicks win. Yeah, right. Smiling. On his anniversary. On his anniversary. Oh man. All right, yeah, wait, why is Hannah doing that?

Yeah, why? I don't know. This is the bullying they do. They right, yeah. Wait, why is Hannah doing that? Yeah, what? I don't know. This is the bullying they do. They do this bullying. This is how this works. Yeah, this is how this works. How it works. One thing, one second you think you're friends, next.

Googling fat. Bullying the shit out of you. All right, yeah TJ, let's spin the wheel. Good show. All right. Yeah, TJ, let's spin the wheel. Good show. Oh no. Oh, huge. Let's go. You know how close you were to going to... You were hosting Mince. Oh yeah, you were so close to hosting Mince on Friday.

Oh, I promise you, I wasn't very close at all. I can promise you that. There are things that Brandon Walker can decide in that house and there are things he can't and he is not allowed back at that house. We'd make a little dog house then. Mince showing up and you being like alright men's come on follow me in Don't touch any welcome to the job. Yeah good boy. I

Need you on your best behavior If you are naughty You get tugged Try to keep up no miss. Oh, this is going to Canada for a day with oldie worked out well and Danny's going with him which that Tandy you always get screwed no he no Danny was like can I go I was like there's no one better yep effort is vlogging a great fucking video oh no oh wow all right see everyone tomorrow. Woo. It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style and stay for a while

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