The Yak - Steven Cheah Is The World's Worst Retail Shopper: Tue Oct 13, 2026

Episode Date: October 14, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Free the robot. Hello, it's the yak. Welcome in. We're Danny. He just ran by. We got Mortimer Snurred. Mortimer Snurred's there. Shout out Snurred.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Who did he's Danny when he got snored? Long time, Stooley. Martimer Snurred. Snow blue coffee. Go right now. Amazon Circle K, Target. 7-11, StellaBluecoffee.com. Saving dogs. Danny, you're fucking late. Up late. FaceTime and Danny. Saving dogs.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Go right now. Stellablucoffy.com. Were you? I was just going to get a nice refreshing Stella blue, but then I realized that'd be even later. Go get one. Okay, thanks. Get two.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Get three. Actually, I don't need one. Get two. Hello, everyone. Blue. Hello. Blue. Blue.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I don't know which one blue is, but I blew one. Oh. Oh, I thought you were yelling for Burns. I thought you were doing cornerback talker. You're doing your cadence. You're that your cadence.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Blue. 85. Hey, Doug. What's up, Doug? Just started the show. Walking that ass right in front of us. Thanks for kicking the soccer ball away from where it's supposed to be.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Oh, Steve. Why is Stephen have a shirt called legend? I don't know. Is that Rowdy, Rowdy, Routy Piper? No. Randy Orton. Is that who it is? Wait, I was to say Rowdy, Wrody. Did I just...
Starting point is 00:02:02 Oh, he had a legend killer. Excuse me. Oh, no, that's like a deep cut. Might be. Why do you have a legend killer shirt? Okay. All right. You got you here.
Starting point is 00:02:17 He likes it. What's up? What do we got today, guys? Hello, everyone. Hey, everybody. Okay. Danny, why were you late? Why were you late and were you facetiming late?
Starting point is 00:02:28 Yes, yes, he was. What happened? I was not FaceTiming late. I lost track of time. I was trying to clean out some things under my desk. He likes to FaceTime until it's midnight on the East Coast so he can say, what's tomorrow like? You think about these jokes, wait too much.
Starting point is 00:02:47 You're in the future, baby. It's too much, way too much laughter. What's his life? Why too much laughter? They're flying cars. Danny, what time you go to sleep at night? Pretty late. Like, how late?
Starting point is 00:03:00 Usually around midnight. Unrelated. What time you wake up? Usually, like, my alarm's set for seven, but I'm usually, I usually get here by, like, nine. What are you doing those two hours? Today I went to the gym, not to brag. Hell yeah. And then I take the bus, and it takes a while.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Yeah. It's a good 45-minute excurs. version. Why don't you drive your car? I'm officially getting rid of it. Are you? Yeah. Got a parking ticket. Put me over the edge. Do you want to do a giveaway on the yak? Ooh, loser gets it. We should do that. Yeah, our worst chatter.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I would. I think my dad was going to hit up one of those sites. I'll tell them to put it on hold. What site? Cars for kids? Yeah. Oh. One of those. Some kids. One of those sites. Yeah. Because I had to take it to the emissions. Yeah. Couldn't get the check engine off. They said it cost like 900. I was like, get this thing out of my life. It's over. It's been over. 20 years old.
Starting point is 00:03:59 What kind of cars? You get a good run. Chrummy. Two thousand six Nissan Centra Kate. It's crummy. What's the last time they made a Centra? It's not even, that's probably the third worst car I've ever had. What?
Starting point is 00:04:13 What? We saw that picture of the one. I remember. That Rusty boy. Yeah. Then I had, my first car was. Oh, they're still making the Centra. Good for them.
Starting point is 00:04:21 My first car was an 88 tan Oldsmobile. pussy repellent. Yeah. Yep. Which else worst car? I had a 1971 Ford, no Chevy Silverado. I called it white lightning. That's how poor I was.
Starting point is 00:04:39 It was brushed it out. That had none of the upgrades. So like still had the, and then the windows just wouldn't go down at all. So it was really hot in Southern California. So we would ride with our elbows just cracking the doors open. Why were you in Southern California? So hot. I lived there for years.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Oh, I didn't know that. What? Yeah. When did you? Some people can keep their yaps shut about it. How long did you live there? That's good point. Some people don't make it in their whole personality.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Were you on the beach? You're like a military base. I was on the beach at a military base. Oh. And then I was in North County, San Diego for two years. You know what pisses me off? Kate, besides that. So yesterday, I was talking to Jackie.
Starting point is 00:05:22 It wasn't until FaceTime. But we were talking. She was talking about how she's going home, and I was like, oh, you're going to Santa Barbara or San Fran? And then she was like, I got to say something. Like, I haven't been saying anything for the past year, but you sound like a fucking loser when you call it San Fran. But it's not like, she tried equating it to like Shy Town. It's not a nickname. It's simply abbreviating it.
Starting point is 00:05:43 And it rolls off the tongue. You should say Frisco. They love that. SF? Do they? I don't know. No. Why are they so sensitive to what you call it?
Starting point is 00:05:53 I wouldn't even say it's that. They're trying to say like, oh, it's cheesy. Like, it is just abbreviating the name. Yeah. Yeah, that's a very simple abbreviated. And it rhymes. And you didn't think she was worth you saying in the last two syllables of San Francisco? I thought it sounded cooler.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Like, I'm one of them now. Does it now, the story isn't about the San Fran thing. The story is, Mm-hmm. What? She's like hated your guts for a year. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Every time you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Have you thought? Fight a lot. S-F? Yeah, I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but like, every time you said San Fran, she was like, I fucking hate this. Mental scoreboard.
Starting point is 00:06:33 She's too nice to a fault. And I'm saying, well, it's actually meaner to let me carry on saying this for a year. It's like having something on your teeth. Oh, wait, she finally called you out? Yeah. But you've heard this. We were in San Francisco and you heard this discourse. I really wasn't even thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I was just like, I don't feel like saying San Francisco. I'm to go San Fran. I'm on both sides. I kind of get it. But then, Nick, would you like it if people? called West Virginia like West Va. I wouldn't give a shit. But that's just crazy that when
Starting point is 00:07:02 people from San Francisco talk about it, they're always saying the full word. I like Westva. Yeah, West Va kind of rocks. Dubva. Wiva. Dubva. Dubva. Dubva. No. Dubva.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Dubva. That sounds too Russian. Westva. Fine with Westva. West V. People say that. West V. West V. I do like that. Triple V. West V.
Starting point is 00:07:25 The W is like two views. Thank you for explaining that one. Yeah. Double U. So she hates you. Uh-huh. Our first big fight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Your girlfriend hates you. Your car doesn't work. What else? You were late to the show. Late to the show. Kate's loving this. What a loser on the yak. Am I right?
Starting point is 00:07:46 Everybody hates this guy. Classic deflection. What else can we get a daddy for? Oh, man. Look at a little Stupid mustache. Fluffy. Come on, Kate.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Whoa. Well, he did go to the gym this morning. True. I am flobby. Now you saying it hurts. Flabby. Now it's concrete. Is cars for kids the place
Starting point is 00:08:05 where you get a vacation if you give your car away? Or what's that one? I never heard of that. It's a little scammy, I think. Is it? Yeah, some weird stuff came out right. It's a voucher.
Starting point is 00:08:13 It's a car max better? It might be CarMax. It might be CarMax. Unless it's worse. Is it just a, does it just make it easy for you to just get rid of your car? Because, like, that's worth it. it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Get your car to I think I did that with one of my old cars I don't, I mean listen they might be funding terrorists for all I know but I don't want this car anymore.
Starting point is 00:08:34 It's a piece of shit. Yeah. You take it. And they were like, all right, we'll take it. Yeah. You know it's annoying.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Yeah. They pick it up. They don't even care but it has a flat tire. Right. Okay. So that's definitely what you're paying your,
Starting point is 00:08:45 you're doing with it. We're going to give this to the kids. It goes right to the kids. You guys remember speaking of cars when you like do you have the memory of getting in a
Starting point is 00:08:56 have everyone here been in a car accident or something? Oh yeah. Five. Five? Oh yeah. I got in stock. I remember the moment that I realized totaled wasn't like it's $20,000 of damage.
Starting point is 00:09:09 It's just whatever the car is worth because I totaled my favorite car ever. The Toyota Avalon made the best car in the early 2000s, but I totaled it with $1,100 worth of damage. Yeah. or like it was like I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Danny's car is totaled if it runs out of gas. Yeah. They're like, it's total. I was like, wait, but $1,100. They're like, yeah, that's more than what the car is worth. My 88 oldsmobile had a dent in the bumper and it was totaled. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:36 I was like, this can't be right. And they're like, no, no, I don't think you understand what totaled was. It's like, you're right. I don't. Yeah, you tell someone you total the car. Right. Imagine it did a flip. It's just.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Right. Exactly. You're like, oh, my God, what a terrible accident. How many people die? I'd go up to your car and just, and punch the side mirror, and that would probably total it. Yeah. I kick some rust off right before. Totaled.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Yeah. Yeah, you just in your head, you're like, holy fuck. Oh, my God. Are you okay? Yeah. Is there a helicopter? They lifted you out of there? You totally?
Starting point is 00:10:03 I heard shit on the windshield. Oh, man. It's a really shitty car. And the battery died. That's it. Total. Can't be salvaged. Yeah, that blew my mind when that first happened.
Starting point is 00:10:14 How's ICE is getting those tundras? I think it's cars for kids. Is it? Pipeline. Yeah, cars for ISIS. Do you take it just without asking questions? Then fine. Because they do.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I mean, they do look cool in them like. Do they like that model? Like those cars are cool cars. Reliable car too. Like would they say no to Brandon's truck? They're like, no, we're Toyota people. Well, I think they need a, I think they need a. They need a bed so that they can shoot in the air.
Starting point is 00:10:44 And stands. Right. They got to stand. Right. Don't care. But the flag also looks cool as fuck on. Yeah. It is a pat.
Starting point is 00:10:51 They did kind of nail the flag. With the R? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The RR. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Did you think about switching when you were over there? A little bit. They have cool shoes too. They do. They have like their own brand. Wait, they have their own shoes. They have.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Yes. What? Look up like Taliban cool sneakers. That the fool? Is it Taliban cool? Look up Taliban high tops. Taliban high tops. They had their own cool shoes.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Is the Taliban putting that shit on? I know. They swag? Oh, what? No. They're never wearing those. No. Why do they obvious?
Starting point is 00:11:29 You don't need an article. Those things are so fucking awesome. Fuck. What the hell? I don't know they had Taliban high tops. The Air Force. Air Force Osama's? Yep.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Neat be neat beards. That would actually be like very funny if Osama had, like, I got an Osama five. on. The service cheetah. Holy shit. God damn. Yo! I know.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Wait. They wear them in battles? Blowing my mind. They're sliming dudes in the in those. Oh my God. Camel goes hard too. They would be battling in those or in socks with sandals.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Dude, those are some sick shoes. Can we get Noble to make these? I'm a... I'm at a real, like, a moral impasse right now. Yeah. No, I'm actually not. I'm not actually.
Starting point is 00:12:25 I'm not conflicting. I would buy these in a second. We market ours by, like, playing basketball. They're just stepping through minefields with them on. How did we not know this? So are they made by terrorists by them? Is it funding them? It's a Pakistani...
Starting point is 00:12:42 This is a regular Pakistani company. Oh, but they just... Yeah, but the Taliban has an affinity for it. Yes. I might have to get one of those guys to be my stylist. Fuck. That site, American Pipe Dread has a lot of cool, like, semi-terrorist. Really?
Starting point is 00:12:57 Oh, okay. It's like a military supply. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But they have, like, really cool, like, wall rugs with, like, AK-47s on stuff. Can I get these on, like, the Godap? Rail. Israel has their own Jordan once.
Starting point is 00:13:13 What? Yeah, I think J-Drip.com has a lot of. G-drip. Yeah. All right, so you guys are going to that one? J-Drip, yeah. They put the Dave on all the shoes. Rocking the Dave.
Starting point is 00:13:25 The Dave's undeniable. Look at the ones. Come on. This is crazy. Enrich your wardrobe, not uranium. Oh, my God. Yeah, the J drips. That's very funny.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Dude, I can't get that. Taliban's again. Taliban. They got it. They look really cold. Service cheetahs. It's the puffy ankle. I know.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Sales team better get going. Is this fake? No. Have you seen someone actually wearing these? It's good camo too, Kyle. The Air Army would wear them too. You saw, like in person, you saw that? Like people, yes, they were very popular.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Would anyone take? No. I don't think so. I felt like that army and stuff went too. It was like the cool. And you guys just had fucking big, big, heavy boots. Would those steel toe? Some of them were.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Okay. Not all of them. Sealtow are so heavy. Yeah. Probably kick a football pretty far with them, though. Yeah. True, true, true. They're awesome.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Although I feel like the flexibility on the Taliban shoes, probably kick a football pretty far too. They need... Like, yeah, going into battle, if you look cool, I'd imagine you'd fight better. I mean, they were mostly in sandals. Oh, yeah. But to reach their own.
Starting point is 00:14:49 By the way, you know what they need to do? I was just thinking about kicking footballs and that fat kicker. Mivas. That's a tough fat guy last name. Oh, Mavis. Who's that? Rams kicker. To say that Sean McVeigh was like, yeah, I trusted my fat kicker named Mivas.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Yeah. They needed like not a blue tent, but some other tent where the kicker can just go in when they miss a kick. Because you know they're going to show Mivas. A kicker tent? Yeah, no, we're just like, I miss the kick. I don't want to be on TV. Maybe it's just the non-TV tent. We throw a big pick and you just go in that tent.
Starting point is 00:15:21 No, I kind of like a kicker tent. Like, they're not in the game. They don't play that much. They're just chilling in there watching ball until they need to kick. That can be a cool place. I think Kevin Wilde's had the idea of like a sensory room for kickers so that you just pull them out when they need to kick. They don't know the situation.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Oh, you got the headphones up? Yeah, yeah. Century deprivation tank or something. And they just be like, all right, you're ready to kick. We're not even going to tell you the score. Or just in there listening to Tom Sawyer. That's probably really smart actually They go in after and do it a confessional immediately
Starting point is 00:15:53 Yeah but a no TV tent Or maybe it would be like a Oh, how sick would it be if the NFL did like a kicker tent Like you have to go in if you miss a kick And it's just a GoPro And you could switch the channel And just look at them I would like that
Starting point is 00:16:05 That would be awesome Just staring at the kicker What is he saying? What is he doing? Do you all ever have do you all ever I'm a YouTube TV guy I don't know if y'all are too Do you ever click on
Starting point is 00:16:18 the game thinking it's the main broadcast. They fucked us last night. Yes. Did you get a guy? Yes. The guy didn't even know the rules of overtime. Yes. I was on an alt broadcast for some. I don't know how I got to the all broadcast. Yes. And the bills are driving at the end and he's like, yeah, they got to run the time down so the, so the Rams don't have enough time. I'm like, what? You don't know the, if they score, it's over. And the all broadcast did not know the rules and I have no idea how I got there. You got there too? So I was looking for Joe Buck in the beginning and I couldn't find him because you two.
Starting point is 00:16:48 TV was all fuck, so I went to my cable. Okay. But yes, I had the same problem. I was like, where the fuck is the game? It was like Manningcast and NFL network. They just didn't have the game. I got on the NFL network and I had all the numbers. You watched the whole game? The guy didn't know. So I actually watched Joe Buck at the beginning and then
Starting point is 00:17:04 at the end, I switched over to raise Guardians, excuse me. Why don't you do both? I don't. I don't. I don't really like doing that. You don't like multi? Not multiple. It's too much from me. Yeah. I like Multi-view either. I like to focus
Starting point is 00:17:19 I'd rather focus on one game Come back and forth I'll do the early window of NFL Multi-View otherwise I don't do it Yeah I don't know why I'm saying this I'll do some college multi-view Specifically last night I went
Starting point is 00:17:29 Full-screen NFL and iPad Yeah So yeah I actually I just with you right now I don't feel I feel like I'd be cheating on Monday night Football if I went multi-view on Monday night
Starting point is 00:17:41 Yeah But yeah I got on that all cast He didn't know the rules And it was weird And I just it changed I don't like it. Yeah. Was it like an illegal broadcast?
Starting point is 00:17:51 No, it was an alternate broadcast. It's just you could tell the announcer talent, it's just not quite there, and then they were doing some things with the camera. This happened to me on Saturday. I was flipping back. Oh. When I came back to Skycam? Yeah, I came back to Sky Cam.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I get Sky Cammed all the time. I got Sky Camed on Saturday. Now, I did watch a lot of Alabama Georgia on Sky Cam, because it does make you feel smart for a minute. But there was a field goal that Georgia was trying, and they just showed the sidelines. They didn't even show the damn field goals. announcer. So I had to get off of it. Yeah. I kind of like SkyCamp because you can just kind of
Starting point is 00:18:21 I like SkyCam and the Chris Fowler game. There's no announcers. Oh. Yeah, because he's not. Breaking news. 30 seconds ago. The Rams are moving. Beavis. Why? Why would he do? What? Oh, this is devastating to you. Isn't it Mark? What did he do? He got his kick blocked, I guess. Well, yeah. Should he have, should he have blocked for himself better? I don't think it was going in. It almost went in even after it got blocked.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Yeah, but I think that, I think it blocked it online. The blocked hell. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think he was going to miss it. That was crazy. Hmm. Yeah, that sucks. Sorry, Mavis. Sorry, me, this. He was a beast at Missouri. He still is a beast. Yeah, I guess he is.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Sean McVeigh, why Sean McVeigh, who can't get special teams right, cutting him is actually a good thing. Mm-hmm. Like a guy who's in competent at special teams doesn't want you. That's actually like a huge compliment. Hang around, sign with a competent coach in week eight. That's right.
Starting point is 00:19:27 That's right. Yeah. Mivas will win a Super Bowl. Mivas. Maybe he'll go to the race. This isn't the last of Mivas. Mivis is Mizzou, right? Greg, yeah. And he's Indiana.
Starting point is 00:19:36 He's from, he's from Indiana? He's from Maw, Indiana, yeah. You know a lot about Mavis. Are you a fat kicker guy? He's from Warsaw, Indiana, Nick. Home of Rick Fox. Well, how far is Warsaw from Brownsburg? Pretty far.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Yeah, still pretty surprising. It's home with Rick Fox, Brian. Did you not hear that part? No, I like Rick Fox. I like Rick Foxx guy. Yeah. Great eyes. Home of the Plumlies.
Starting point is 00:19:57 He was in, he got game. Rick Fox isn't an another man's wife guy, is he? He could be. He's almost certainly been in a show. He's got to be. Definitely been inside of his main. He might be. He's in the running for most handsome athlete of all time.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah, he's. His eyes are incredible. He's a beautiful man. He's been in another man's wife. He had to me. Who got to just tell by looking at it. And that's over at Fox. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Oh, no. Tony Parker is another man's life guy. My goodness gracious. It looks a little smug. He's as good looking as an athlete has ever been. Yeah. Handsome fella. Teabobb just texted me saying, look up a picture of Blake Group.
Starting point is 00:20:33 They went from the fattest kicker to the tiniest and most child like. Oh, yeah, Blake Group. He's the same size as me. That's why I know him. Height and weight? Yep. And how's he looking football pads? Because you look great in a T.
Starting point is 00:20:46 He looks like. plankton yeah oh my goodness group oh yeah looks like a kid I know you can't look like
Starting point is 00:20:55 well if you make your kicks because like the Vikings kicker is a very funny like he looks like a 22 year old like intern at Golden Sacks but he makes all his kicks they went from me all of them bevis
Starting point is 00:21:06 yeah it's just bevis look up Will Reichard he's when he when he misses a kick it's gonna be a problem but you can look like whatever
Starting point is 00:21:16 is like Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. But he makes them all. He's like got 34 in a row. But yeah, Will Riker, that's... That's... That's...
Starting point is 00:21:26 That's it. Yeah. Kate, you small-talk goddess. What? Did you say anything weird to anybody today? Yes. Oh, no. In the parking lot?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Miss Awker. Sure. What did you do out there? Colton was crossing the street up by Burger Barron, and I almost... I was, like, turning, and I was like... He was like, whoa, and I was like, it's just me. Go ahead. And then in the parking lot was turning in, and there he was again.
Starting point is 00:21:52 And I rolled down my window. I was like, it would be super awkward in the office if I killed you. And then I was like, why the fuck did you say that? I, like, rolled up my window and I was like, why did you say that? That's not even the one you were referring to? You walked past MOOC and you were like, you're looking sort of fit. Oh. No, I meant you're...
Starting point is 00:22:09 Sort of fat. You know what you want to compliment a color, sir? He meant fat. I meant fat. No, yeah, I meant fat. I just say he looks... It's like we're at... In a non...
Starting point is 00:22:19 Are you hitting on him? No. Why'd you put sort of in there? Sort of fit. That sort of. Mook is looking right. I'd say that in a non. You're looking sort of fit.
Starting point is 00:22:32 I don't think I'd like that. But, Kate, if I came in and said, you're looking nice today, or if I said, you're looking sort of nice today. That's a totally, it's two totally different things. He's looking good. For Mook. No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. A mook's a very handsome guy And he was looking, can I say svelt? He was looking at Sveld today. You're calling me Flubby. He feels so much worse now. Do dudes want to be Svelt?
Starting point is 00:22:57 Sveld is fat guys that aren't fat anymore. That's it. It's the only time you say spelt. You never say spelled about anyone who's, yeah. Did you see Jerry Jones's story where he, uh... His Instagram store? No, his... No.
Starting point is 00:23:13 He called a woman pretty hefty, which is like, you know in the back of his head. He's like, how do I say this appropriate? pretty hefty that's a fat ass person pretty hefty talking about a woman too like the fattest thing yeah that's so fat but in his head he's like how do I
Starting point is 00:23:30 how do I make this PC healthy pretty hefty well fed kind of saying husky is the worst husky is basically just calling a kid fat I had to wear husky t-shirts in like middle school I was husky husky is mean
Starting point is 00:23:46 ran up to his car. My greatest memories, and this is not the area you're talking about, was after the game against Green Bay, maybe 25 years ago, all of my grandchildren were very small, four or five years old, and I had a car full of them. We'd been up to watch Green Bay in Green Bay. It was so cold. And as we left the stadium, we won.
Starting point is 00:24:12 As we left the stadium, we were in a long, big car. And I saw this lady headed toward the car, and she comes up beside the car running. She's so upset as a Green Bay fan. And she was pretty hefty. And she turns around and pulls it all down and just plants it right up against the window. And everybody inside was an aura and couldn't believe it. And then her skin stuck to the window. It was so cold.
Starting point is 00:24:45 The window Well, what's he talking about? Her ass. Her big ass. Her pussy got stuck to them. Her ass got stuck. That's a necessary detail in the story, though, hefty. Yeah, pretty hefty.
Starting point is 00:24:58 It paints a better picture. Yeah, you got to add. Because one is awesome. And then now I'm like, oh, poor guy. Yeah. Poor Jerry. Press her fat ass. Fat fucking ass.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Although, like, is it redundant, though? Like, if I told you, a female Packer fan in December threw her ass up on a car. Would you be like, oh, that's a smoke show? That's an hourglass of a lady. Oh my God, that thigh gap.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Cars total. Nah. Yeah. But that's like a thing with the Packers fans. They moon the other team's bus. That's why Ray. That's what they say. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Hey, Che, you're back. That is a disgusting. Mooning's funny. Mooning is. It's so funny. It's really funny. Mooning and pantsing. Both.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Yeah. Sass. Asses. Have you thought about, like, how you'd handle your son? Mooney? Mooning, I guess. Yeah. I guess that's what came to mind.
Starting point is 00:26:03 I don't have a boy, but like, as a parent, if you're a kid. Yeah. He does it. He does. Laugh and then I say, don't do that. When they're in, like, eighth grade, if they're, like, mooning the bus. Because I remember, I remember in eighth grade, some kids. did moon the bus and they got like suspended.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Yeah, I got, I got detention because I mooned. And now that I'm older, I'm like, dude, if my son did, I mean, yeah. It's one of those. That's a classic. It's funny. You pretend to be mad at. I mean, what are we doing, man? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:30 I remember they got suspended for like a week. I was like, God damn, that's a, for showing their butt. Showing your butt. I remember like two years ago, we were on the way to Camp Barstool and Jersey Jerry, we were on the bus. Jerry was in the car and he was pulling up. And he was like in about 30 seconds, tell everyone to look to the left. And he had the window rolled down and just mooned everyone.
Starting point is 00:26:51 We'd laugh for like five minutes straight. Was he driving? No. It still hits. I'm struggling right now because my five-year-old daughter just keeps saying fucking. Really? Yeah, she calls her brother's fucking stupid. Where'd you hear it?
Starting point is 00:27:08 I told her, I was like, can we just say frick? And she goes, no, I like to say fuck. I just laugh every time. I mean, it's probably adorable. She said, I like to. say fucking yeah dude girls are crazy man they're crazy like my my boys will like wrestle and fight and like just boy stuff and then
Starting point is 00:27:27 like my daughter will get in it and then immediately just like use her words and just devastate that she's like I fucking hate you you'd be like I don't want you to be my fucking brother anymore and I just be like whoa talking like that godly yeah she got a little meat and I was just like and then they'll just be like she said she doesn't love her us and I'm like I she said well yes she says she's like I don't fucking love you wow and then it ends the fight she I mean she knows that like she's got the one up just use
Starting point is 00:27:54 your word I don't fucking love you yeah that that's funny wrestling should just say that I'm just like god damn does she mean it and I'm like I don't think so but I don't know is she saying it because she knows she can't and she aware that it's oh yeah she knows it's not yeah she she knows she shouldn't be I don't think she says it outside of our house fucking is like kind of rolls off the ton of fucking it's very it the problem is I laugh every time every single time first time I said it was like eighth grade yeah because I was afraid I was gonna go to hell and it was like giving me nightmares there was like a fuck club and you could say it I wouldn't say it yeah yeah oh gotta say fuck to get in I would are you sure that's what it was
Starting point is 00:28:35 yeah probably maybe the fuck club yeah I was the treasure you were the treasure of the fuck club Collected the debt. Taking all the dues. It was the secretary taking the minutes of the fuck club meeting. All right. First agenda. Fuck. Yep.
Starting point is 00:28:55 All right. We're done here. Okay. Everyone said it. Until next time. Yeah, little kid swearing is so fucking funny, though. It's like so hard not to laugh. And I laugh every time.
Starting point is 00:29:07 And they know they see me laugh. Your kid's letting it fly, Brandon? One does, yeah. Yeah, it's the thing. It's what my, my seven-year-old would never in a million years swear. My, my 14-year-old boy doesn't do it. Yeah. I don't know if you guys know Tommy, but he'll just, I'll walk by his room.
Starting point is 00:29:25 And then he's playing video games. He's laughing. Ha, ha, ha. I'll fucking kill you. Yeah. Like, all right, man. Just, we're not going to do that. It's so weird that it's like.
Starting point is 00:29:36 But what am I going to say? Raising the same house. One would just would never swear. Yeah. My daughter won't do it. My 14-year-old won't do it. The 10-year-old, we'll see. Would you guys, like, get a detention in high school for swearing?
Starting point is 00:29:48 High school? Our teachers cussed us, but, yeah. I got detention on my very last day of school for cussing. As I was, I don't know if y'all do it at your high school. Our last day of seniors were, like, five days before everybody else's last day, we got to go. And I was walking out, and I said, I'm fucking done with this place. And Miss Petrie, one of the sweetest women you ever know, heard me from her classroom, and walked out and said, you're not done yet.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Go to go to the office and I got detention. I'd stay an hour late. What your last day? Yeah. No, no, no. Miss Peacher is a wonderful, wonderful lady. I had a Miss Petrie and she was the best. Wonderful lady.
Starting point is 00:30:25 And we talked about it to this day. She's like, I got you. I got you on that last day. You let her know. I think she's a wonderful, wonderful lady. Wonderful lady. We could find and detention. Really?
Starting point is 00:30:42 A cop the school? Yeah. For anything. Yeah, like spitting fines. What do you mean fine? We had to pay. Pay what? You,
Starting point is 00:30:49 because you appeal? Yeah, we had to pay for, if we swore, we had to pay for dress code fines. How much? Like how much? A swear fine was probably like 20. I remember if you got two dress codes.
Starting point is 00:31:00 It was like 50. And then you'd have to do detention. If our hair was touching our ears, they would like make our parents come get us and go get a haircut immediately. My mom had to leave work. Yeah, the teachers would. A ball busting ass. Our hair was too long.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I was like, you're fucking one of the sophomores. Yeah, facial hair, long hair, untucked shirt. You guys all went to a Catholic school? Kindergarten to Aves. I was, yeah, public school. Damn. They were just, yeah, we could do whatever, really. Do you guys want to do our new sponsor?
Starting point is 00:31:34 We got to get Spider in here. I think we're going to give away some stuff in the chat. Oh, I got a. Spider! Card the other day in mine. Spider! What up? PSA 10, Greg Matt.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Where's Spider? Spider was busy. You see we had a Katie did in the backyard. A Katie did? Katie did. No way. It's a good bug. It is a good bug.
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Starting point is 00:34:08 I love this. The pack battles are insane, too. Zach's just been rinsing me on there. And if you win that, you keep both cards. So it's really fun. What do you do? You open, he opens, and then whoever's got the higher card wins?
Starting point is 00:34:19 Yeah, exactly. Wow. Yeah, so the stakes are high. Both. I'm undefeated against you in those, Spider. I haven't been had good luck on the packback. But I've ripped some really cool stuff. Like, I don't know if you could see the Snorlax.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Nick's seen this. This one's like inscribed by the artist who designed the card. With the big Z? Hell yes. Yeah, so sign up and drop your username in the chat. We'll pick one person. we'll give you some trough of cash okay so yeah you drop that username in the chat
Starting point is 00:34:45 all right so here we go okay I think it's gonna be it better not be oh oh come on are you fucking kidding me that was elimination wheel
Starting point is 00:35:00 so I pick a genre elimination wheel yeah you could pick you gotta get away that elimination wheel football baseball basketball basketball Pokemon soccer one piece god I love these all so much I'm such as one piece
Starting point is 00:35:12 What's one piece? It's an anime. No, do football or baseball. You know what? I'm going to do... I'm going to do football. Do football. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Yes. Sweet. So we're going to go on here, and there's all different price points. You can get a starter pack for $25. Booster for $50 all the way up to Apex, which is $2,500. Oh. We're going to go with a $50 football pack for Kate here. What is she going to get?
Starting point is 00:35:39 And I like this because there's like a carousel. of cards here. So, Kate, you tell me when to stop. Stop. All right. So there's your card. That's a bad choice, Keith. No, it was good. Here we go. Mivas. It's going to be amoevus.
Starting point is 00:35:54 It's going to be amoevus. Who is it? What we got? Ramandre Stevenson, PSA 10, $59 card. You made $9 just like that. Wow. I knew it. Awesome. So what do we want to do? Do we want to keep it? The great part about this app is for 60 seconds after your card is unveve it.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Sell it. Sell it. Let's go. So they give you 100% of the cards fair market value back. Sell it. So there we go. All right, now, open up another one. All right, so let's rip again. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:23 We still want to do football? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Spend the wheel again. Spend the wheel again, CJ. It's exciting. How about that? No.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Oh, come the fuck on. No. No. Nope, no. Oh, okay. Oh, damn it. It's rigged. Let's add a Pokemon.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Let's do you. We're going to do a Pokemon $50 booster. Here we go. So where'd that $9 go? It's in my wallet. Oh, okay. Kate, describe the card to me. Let me guess what it is.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Okay, okay. All right, give it a spin. Stop. Okay. Let me see. Nick, don't look. Yeah, my eyes are closed. Nick can't see what's going on here.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Okay. It is a. It's Japanese. Oh, green, two green flashing blobs. And it's for 70s. dollars. Wait, two green flashing blobs. Two green flashing blobs.
Starting point is 00:37:21 It almost looks like two green spider webs or two green snowflakes. What? Sell it. Oh, it's like two little heads of broccoli. Sell it. Two little heads of broccoli and they each have three heads. The broccoli's each have three heads.
Starting point is 00:37:37 You got to sell it. And little bodies and little legs. It's green? There's two of them. There's a color, Kate. Hey! Tell it. What do I do?
Starting point is 00:37:47 Keep it collection. Sell it! Sell it! Come on a phone! Sell, Kate! Sell it. All right, we sold it. What was it?
Starting point is 00:37:55 It was it? Executor. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, something like that. All right, should we spin again? Yeah. Spin that wheel, T.J. I can't wait to do this for my third time.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Kate, you're on fire right now. Kate is up. I mean, both those cards, we've... Fucking no. No. Oh, my God. Chance. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:17 What are we thinking, Kate? Let's do a little baseball. Baseball. Did you say that was a one out of ten description of executor? That was, why not pineapple heads, right? Right. Hey, did they have pineapple heads? They have broccoli heads.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Broccoli. So should I scroll to the left or the right? Keep going what you were doing, please. Two green globs. That's just not it. They're heads on eating. Stop. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:38:41 I felt a little weird about this one. I feel good about this one. Nick, do you want me to describe it to you again? The baseball player? Yeah. Sure. Okay. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:38:52 He's holding a bat. Okay. He's white. Okay. What seems you put? He's a Chicago White Sox shortstop. Young kid. Montgomery?
Starting point is 00:39:02 Correct. Colston Montgomery. $29 card. So we, unfortunately, we lost there. But, yeah, won the first. Sell it. All right, we're selling it. Spin it again.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Can you, like, print it out and turn it into a real card? So that's the best part is. You can get them shipped to your, you can get the physical slab shipped to your house. So, yeah, right now I have three. And as Big Cat said, like, they're all collecting dividends by sitting in my collection. So right now I'm getting 40 bucks in credits just for having a couple cards on their platform. Also, tweet at me on with your Trove username. I'm going to air drop someone some credits so they can rip here after as well.
Starting point is 00:39:39 So I'm matching it. But, yeah, what do we think? Yeah, yeah, sell it. Let's spin it one more time. All right. We'll spin it one more time. TJ, run that wheel when you've got to. If it's you, it's piss.
Starting point is 00:39:48 It is piss. Okay, okay. It's piss. No, what? All right, Titus. Give me a Pokemon. All right, let's go, Pokemon. Titus, describe it to me.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Make it a good one. I'll describe it to you, Nick. We'll figure this out. What do you think? Left or right? Do you want to do it? Do it, Mark. Just play to the camera.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Okay, yeah. Just let it stop on its own. Don't look, Nick. Love that. Stop on its own. Oh, that's good. Swipe to it. good.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's a yellow dinosaur looking guy with a red ball on its tail. Amphoros. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:38 It's Amphoros. It's a Japanese amphorous hollow. Yeah. Let's go. What are we doing? Keeping it? Hold on. Let me see it.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Oh, sell it. All right. I sold it. What the fuck? We sold it back. So, yeah, make sure you guys. One more spin.
Starting point is 00:40:54 One more? We'll do one more. We should just go until we get like a... I mean, I'm almost... Show-hay. Oh, I already having it. Yeah, I didn't need that. I already have any of course.
Starting point is 00:41:03 You're logging what you have? All right, TJ. We'll do one... I've got to get them all, Nick. One final spin, T. Oh. It's going to be Dean. Oh, let's go, KB.
Starting point is 00:41:22 All right, Kyle, what are you thinking? Football. Football? So we're going to do a football $50 pack? Pokemon. Jesus. Kyle's going to get something good. or do you want me to pick?
Starting point is 00:41:34 How do you want to do it? You can do it. All right, you tell me when to stop. Kyle, you're going to get something awesome. I can feel it. Stop. They're all going to be awesome if they're in the NFL. True.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Yeah, you're getting an amazing player. Garrett Wilson, Gold Disc. Oh, gosh. $1.50. Keep it. Keep it. I would like the money for being honest. All right, well, then we can't rip again.
Starting point is 00:42:03 So, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. All right. So I'm going to accept the buyback, and we will keep some credits. That way we can continue to rip. But thanks so much to Trove. Make sure you guys are signing up.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I can't wait to. Send me your username. I'm going to pick someone to air drop some credit. Sign up with the link I have pinned on my Twitter. And send me your best hits. There's some great cards on there. That's Snorlax. I'm going to have to export that one and send that home.
Starting point is 00:42:28 But yeah, thanks so much. At HQ Spider. Thanks, Spider. Way to go, Spider. What a fun ad segment. That was fun. That was fun. We picked a winner from the comments.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Neutrobe user Pure Comet 2676. Ooh. Pure Comet? Yes. Congratulations to Pure Comet. Well deserved. Hmm. Did you guys see the Mexican guy who learned English?
Starting point is 00:43:02 Yes. Yes. I need Josh to get him now. By working at a P. It's a restaurant. Trying to think of what the joke is. Does he have like an Italian? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:14 He's just an Italian. He speaks Italian-American? Yeah. Mexican. It's so good. Hey, let me tell you something. They talk about being fast. He's about to do things the right way.
Starting point is 00:43:29 What do you mean by that? When I first started, I wanted to rush everything. But they tell me chef that you always stop me. Stop me. They tell me, slow down. You're not only just making pizzas. You're making something people they're going to remember. Do you still follow what they tell you or what? Every single day, my guy. The way I tried that door, the way I prepared the sauce, even the little detail. Most people don't notice. I learned all that from the Italian. Let me tell you this. After all these years, there is one thing I know for sure. You can taste the difference when somebody actually cares about what they make. Love him. He's so good. We need that guy.
Starting point is 00:44:12 He's in New York? I don't know. Maybe? I just gasped. I thought if it was just like Mexico. Yeah, right. Stephen, how are your wisdom teeth, or lack thereof? Doing okay.
Starting point is 00:44:27 I had like some pretty bad pain yesterday and a little bit today, but other than that, fine. Manageable. No painkillers? Uh, just Tylenol, Edville. Week. I have a small Best Buy update from Pat yesterday. Oh. They have finally got in contact with someone from Best Buy.
Starting point is 00:44:49 They're like, we'll send another TV today. So today, our neighbors right across from us have a ring cam like facing our house. Today, a third party dropped off the TV, took a picture of it and leaned against our front door, sent it to Pat. And then you watch as he walks back again, takes the TV. What? The delivery guy stole the TV. So we're back to square one. No fucking way.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Yeah. What? He like drops it off, takes a picture, walks back around the corner, and then like 30 seconds later he comes back and picks up the TV and it's gone. It makes you wonder. Is that like only something you can do once? I don't know. Yeah, right. It was a third party.
Starting point is 00:45:32 It wasn't DoorDash. It was like another... What party? Yeah, what's the... Yeah, like a delivery... My phone is that, so I can't ask him right now, but somebody texts him, say, what was the third party? How did he think he was going to get away with it?
Starting point is 00:45:45 I don't know. Did he? It sounds like he does... I mean, he did. I mean, if you really want to track him down, you probably could, though, but... You can't see his face in it. He like, you just see him drop it off, and then he comes back again.
Starting point is 00:45:56 You should have his name, right? I don't know. Or the company, right? Pat doesn't have the direct... contact for the third party. It's just like a vague. It's the perfect crime. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:08 But so I think it's best to just let it let that dream go. Let it let it go. But Best Buy still needs to be skull fucked. Right. True. You got your money back? Did he get his money? The TV got stolen today.
Starting point is 00:46:25 It got dropped off and then it got stolen. So every guy dropped it off. By the third party delivery man. And you can tell it's the same guy that dropped it off. Yes, I wish my phone is literally dead right now, otherwise the video's kind of funny. Watch him drop it off and then he like comes right back and takes it. How's your phone dead at noon? Come on, Kate.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Nobody here has, I have an old, old phone and I forgot to bring the charger and nobody here has the charger that I have. Connor Griffin does? He does? Yeah. The little guy? He's a lightning charger. The little charger, I mean, not to get. Oh.
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Starting point is 00:48:23 Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Big up to Lucy every single damn time. No. You're not charging them while you sleep? I normally do, but I have one of those lay on chargers and then the kids come in bed at night and the pillows get shuffled, it gets knocked off. It's one of those nights. Speaking of footage, did you see that Pablo Torres teasing that he's got the Kelly Clarkson footage?
Starting point is 00:48:47 Whoa. Really? Howdy-go? Oh, shit. Oh, this is just a tease. Do you have it with, um... Yeah, would there be audio? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:56 We would need audio. You ought to have audio. This guy's just the... an investigative machine yeah at this point is you just ask hey can I have the footage probably
Starting point is 00:49:08 Pablo Tori yeah how does he do it he's like he's he's asked again I feel like this store would only give that up if it was good for them
Starting point is 00:49:22 looking good for them that's true that's a good point I don't know but what if it's an employee it's an employee who doesn't like working who no
Starting point is 00:49:32 Yeah, true. American Idol is back, right? It's a show again. Yeah. I think it's always, right? Does anything happen to the winner? Does anybody... I don't think it pops off anymore, right? No. It's probably not worth winning. No, at this point?
Starting point is 00:49:48 It's probably better to go on and be awful. I think a guy from Mississippi won a couple years ago, and I don't even know his name. It just doesn't pop off. They got it right the first time around, and then from there. That was, Kelly was first. That's right. Carry Underwood. And then there was...
Starting point is 00:50:03 Kelly's the best. She's the best that won that, and it was just... Ruben stuttered at Ringabelle. That's right. Sorry for 2004. Did Ruben B. Ruben B. Clay? Ruben B. Clay.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Didn't Clay... Justin Guarie? He came like a pretty big star, though. He did all right. He was season two. He probably did better than Rubin. Who's in a queen cover band now, and it's really good Adam Lambert? I think he's just in Queen, is he not?
Starting point is 00:50:27 Yeah, it's just Queen. Was in Daughtry? Oh, Fantasia. Is she still? No. Mandisa passed away, unfortunately. Mandisa did? Yeah. She got the gospel, I think. Oh, Taylor Hicks.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Soul Patrol. I saw him at the 2007. Chris Daughtry was the famous one from that season. Oh, Jordan Sparks did okay, didn't she? She had a hit. I think this is where we start losing them. Oh, no, I never heard of him. That was David Cook, David Archiletto. It was like, yeah. Oh, David, are you on?
Starting point is 00:50:55 Sure. Chris Allen. Never heard of him. Beat Adam Lambert. Shouldn't have. Oh, come on. Lee DeWise? This is where they start going to me. I don't even know the names.
Starting point is 00:51:07 What's Lee to Wise doing right now? How many? I actually remember that name. How many Spotify listeners does he have? Lee DeWise. Oh. Sounds like a 180K.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Wow. Oh, okay. All right, Lee. Good job. Oh, I remember. He's doing well. He's doing all. He's doing a country guy.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Oh, Philip Phillips. Nope. Philip Phillips. He had. some bangers. Josh, can you get us just any of these guys? Any of them? And it's Glover.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Anyone and just be like, what's up now? I mean, we're like halfway through. There's just got to be one that we don't know. I don't know Caleb Johnson. Never heard of them. Caleb's probably watching. Lead to why. I'd like to talk.
Starting point is 00:51:49 No, Nick Frediani. That's my Mississippi guy, I think. The most recent success is is Benson Boone, right? Never heard of her. Oh, he won this? No. He quit.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Oh. Oh. I think it was like the COVID year. He just like stopped doing it. Lane Hardy. Dropped out. COVID season doesn't count. Just Sam.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Damn. Nope. Oh, that was COVID. Chase Beckham. Nope. But at least they got, like, can you name anybody that won the voice? No. They've done 30 seasons of the voice. Wait.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Didn't a famous country singer with the voice? Morgan Wallin didn't win. Oh. He was in the voice? Yeah. Oh, is that the guy who sang somewhere over the... No, no, I don't know. It's Tonguey.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Okay. That was Israel something. That's the Statue of Liberty. Okay. Okay. It was a mystery. It is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Danielle Bradbury She won the voice I don't know who that is She's great The voice is amazing Hers or like the show The show I love the show
Starting point is 00:52:48 I love the show I love the highlights You didn't watch the show When they win them over and they Hit that buzz around Oh that's the one where they're turned around Who's the dude who Covered Robin
Starting point is 00:53:00 I think we're alone now That's Tiffany Calum Scott He was a That song's massive I'm in the corner watch You kiss her Yes yes
Starting point is 00:53:14 Yes That song Dancing on my own That's that's Yeah Yes That's the one So you guys are voice guys
Starting point is 00:53:21 He was Britain's got talent Oh What if That's what I love I love Britain's got talent series X Factor Mass Singer
Starting point is 00:53:29 Where was one direction Did the voice Did the voice Should we not care about the voice care about everything else. I would love a saying competition. You just look.
Starting point is 00:53:38 You don't sing. You walk out naked. That's right. And they have to guess whether they're a good singer. Yes. Whether they're hot. Do you think, say you looked at all the seasons of the voice and all the people who won, do you think if they could see them the whole time, the results would be different every year than what they were?
Starting point is 00:53:58 They love when the person is like homely and fat. Pretty hefty. Everyone turns around. Whoa, you could do that. But like the second singer season of American Idol was a fat guy won. It's true. And did Susan Boyle win something? Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:14 The Euro's, the big Euro thing that they do. Frozen Boyle is why the voice exists. Didn't Susan Boyle happen before the voice? She was just a song Britain's got tough. They were like, oh my God, ugly people can sing too. Yeah. She came in second. Somebody watched that.
Starting point is 00:54:27 She lost. We did a Susan Boyle competition. How did she do after her? She stayed famous, right? She did great. But also, it's just like the first episodes of the voice they can't see them. That's right. That's an American Idol.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Yeah. That's right. They shouldn't be able to see them all season. They should do like a hottest, smartest person. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They come out there, they're turned around, and they say facts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Things that they know. Could we get chairs like the voice for the yak? Why? We could right now. Don't know. We just turn around. Wouldn't it be cool to be sitting those big ass chairs? Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Of course it would. And then we do some stupid ass competition where we turn around. Yeah, I don't hate it. Got to find him. Stephen, by the way, did you find the Facebook marketplace thing I was looking for? No, but I have some asks out. Okay. I have a...
Starting point is 00:55:22 I'm trying to buy the Pete Rose table. Yeah? That thing would look so good in the middle of this room. Are you kidding me? Would shatter it. Oh, my God. It's not even Pete Rose. Not even close.
Starting point is 00:55:33 I have a question. Yes. Yeah, please. So we were talking about Best Buy. What did they sell there anymore besides TVs? All the cameras, microphones, door cams, video games, computers, laptops, iPhones.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Walls to the extras. Oven. Dishwashers. You can get a dishwasher at Best Buy. Oh, yeah. They have a whole kitchen set. Back and cleaner. Thermostats.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Glenders, Excel blender. A ton of so. Juicers. Candy and the. Oh, air friars? Yep. Rees's cups.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Oh, I wonder why you buy where you buy air friars. Oh, Lego, Lego sets. You were wondering where you buy air friars? Yeah, where would a person acquire one? Anywhere. How long have you been wondering that? A couple weeks. When's the last time you went into a Best Buy?
Starting point is 00:56:21 Decades. Decades? I go in all the time. Really? I always thought they were like flirting with closing. Oh, I love going to a Best Buy and just walking around. I do, too. But you don't.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Best Buy doing well? Oh, you definitely don't. You walk in and out. I feel like they're... It's a decade, Stephen. You just... You're just restricting yourself from something you love so much. 20 years.
Starting point is 00:56:43 I love walking Best Spies, but I just can't do it. I don't see him anymore. You don't see them anymore. They're a red-guess blue building. You pass one every day off the highway. There is that one, but it's not like in a convenient spot for me necessarily. There's definitely one out. There's definitely one out by your house.
Starting point is 00:57:02 They're a big plight of the highway. There's one, you pass one every day that is an exit that you could get off and go to the best. So you haven't been to one in 10 years, let's say. Probably 14. 14? Yeah. If there was one in a- I think you got to get you to a best buy.
Starting point is 00:57:16 If there was one in a more convenient spot to you, how often would you go? It has to be like, I mean, there's just one in your fucking house. There's just one in your house. There is? Yeah. Wait, Stephen, you didn't watch the show yesterday, right? I did not. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Why don't you go to a Best Buy right now and zoom in? You'd be amazed. Go to the one pack that kicked out of. No. No, we talked about Best Buy. That's why. Yeah, Zoom in from Best Buy. Time out.
Starting point is 00:57:42 I would love to see you go in. There's just no way you didn't know what Best Buy sells. If passing... He did get away with Asking that. All the stuff I would associate with Best Buy are like video games. Still there. DVDs. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:54 TV is not... Television's for sure. Yeah. There's a whole TV wall. There's a whole computer section. There's a whole home appliance section. I did not know they sold any home appliance section. You can get a treadmill in a row.
Starting point is 00:58:04 there now, I think. Like, there's, there's, there's all sorts of, oh, the ring cam. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. And zoom in. Are you excited, Steve? Turned me with a good time. Yeah. You love doing this. Let's go. I mean, if passing one every day isn't convenient, what is? I think Best Buy might be among the most convenient stores we have. Yeah, I just looked it up. There are 400 in Chicago. Yeah. And you're right. Like, you can't. There are 400 best buys. It's 400, yeah. You can't drive on a route and not see the Best Buy. No.
Starting point is 00:58:39 I think it's a good solid store. And I enjoy, if I'm, if I'm out and I have 10 minutes to kill, I'll just go and go check out what they got. Stephen, did you go? Do you leave? He's gone. Oh, my God. Just like that. He said, I'd love to.
Starting point is 00:58:53 He better get. We need him thrown out. Hate crime. Thrown. Really. You can't video. Well, that's why they kicked that out. That's why we're sending him.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Oh, I'm so dumb. I want him to go on Zoom. I'm like, he is going to get kicked out. It's going to be great. Drag him out by his feet. As soon as you said, like, did you watch the show yesterday? Why don't you go to Best Buy? I knew that.
Starting point is 00:59:14 I'm so dumb. That was good. Yes. Oh, this would be great. Should we call in a tip to Best Buy? If he doesn't, we'll just get to watch Stephen be amazed at all the things. Yeah, it's a win-win. It's a win-win.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Easy Win-win. Let's say we want to see the Best Buy uniforms. We got into an argument over it. Yeah. go up to a person and ask to the geek squad yeah geek squad so a thing
Starting point is 00:59:42 does it oh they're killing that makes sense geek squad's killing it no geek squad makes sense how many times do people just break shit and they're like fix it senior citizens are always calling the geek squad do they wear ties
Starting point is 00:59:55 bow ties orange shirts gray shirts gray shirts right we have a bet I confuse them with the orcan men do they wear ties that's white that's white shirt Are those exterminators?
Starting point is 01:00:06 Yeah. Red tie. Red tie. Right? They wear ties? Yeah. They do. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Hmm. It's kind of messed up. They just called them all geeks. The geek squad. Here's your tie. Geek is tough. That doesn't even imply intelligence. No.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Nerd at least like, yeah, you're just. Yeah, nerd squad would have worked. And they have it plastered on the side of the cars, too. Mm-hmm. So you guys. Squad. It's right out of a group. Would you rather be a geek or a dweeb?
Starting point is 01:00:37 Geek. Imagine if your house is burning down and the geek squad shows us. I accidentally called the geek squad. Fuck. Nerd geek. TJ, pull up to your list of nerd. Wait, wait, wait. Nerd.
Starting point is 01:00:49 Nerd. Nerd. It's best. Nerd. Nerds best. Nerd. Nerd. Geek.
Starting point is 01:00:52 Dork. Dweep. But there's so many more. Yeah. That's a big four. I think I agree with that. Namskull. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Ninkapu. Nankapu. You got a kiwiwai aboulai. Namashua. Right. Yep. What you said. What'd you say?
Starting point is 01:01:09 The Zulu hex. Been really into Zulu since we found out about their... The impervious to dumb-dum bullets. I really love me. What the fuck does that mean? What hex did you just cast? This is like a standard curse. On who?
Starting point is 01:01:24 I think I cursed you to fiery hell, yeah. Oh, that's right. Fuck, man. Apologies. Give a guest on Zoom. Oh, who's our guest? Oh, shit. Hey, Gumpares, how you doing?
Starting point is 01:01:39 Let's go! How are we doing, man? What's going on? Who's this guy over here? So what's your name? We missed it on the video. Chef Cruz? Chef Cruz?
Starting point is 01:01:50 Like that, Gumpa. Okay, so where are you, Chef Cruz? Me and my guys, we are in North Carolina. We're working for a solo restaurant. Okay. And you're originally from... I originally from Mexico. I'm working with these Italian people for 20 years, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:02:09 I love it. I love it. So you learned English from the restaurant? Yeah, from my ex-bosses. Yeah, the first generation. Yeah, these people, they were from New York. No, you're Italian. I love it.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Before this video popped off, were people recognizing, like, well, you have an awesome accent? Like, did people know? notice this and love it? Yeah, yeah, everybody, basically, everybody love what I do, Tobianos. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Solid. This is awesome. Have you picked up any other Italian traits aside from the accent? Yeah, basically use like, used to work and talk
Starting point is 01:03:00 with the people's like the food, basically how to make a little bit business, you know? Yeah. Yeah. People, they know how to make business. And I respect that. Can you say, hey, I'm walking here?
Starting point is 01:03:18 Yeah, I'm walking over here. How many pizzas do you make a day, Chef Cruz? Right now, we just building the business. We be here for like, we've been here for two months. right now, um, we make, and to be honest,
Starting point is 01:03:37 we make like, uh, 20 pizzas, 10 pics. Oh, no. Just per day. But we're going to get to 300 pizzas or 400 pixels.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Oh, that's my, that's my goal, you know. Um, because I used to, I used to work with this Italian guys. They used to make,
Starting point is 01:03:54 uh, 300, 500 pizzas. So I am not escorted to that. You feel me? Yeah. What's the name of your restaurant in Charlotte? So it.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Oh, it's a rally. Raleigh, Raleigh, sorry, sorry, sorry. What's the name of the restaurant? Solo Italiano. Solo Italiano. We got to get Dave to do a pizza review. Yes, we do.
Starting point is 01:04:11 We have to send them down. Oh, man. Where are you guys from? Where are you guys are? We're in Chicago. Hey, gumba, you need to come to visit me over here. I'll be there. Oh, yeah, you're there.
Starting point is 01:04:25 A good big. Yeah. You got to go to solo? Yeah. We got to get Dave down there. Solo, okay. Solo, Wake-O-Taliano. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:33 Whenever you want to come by, you come straight to the kitchen. I'm telling you right now, straight to the kitchen. You make, I watch the video, the pizza looked incredible. Like, you make you, and you, and I love what you said about, like, putting the love and care into the pizza. It looks like great pizza. Uh, it's great pizza. Uh, 100% that because I've been working like I told you on Italian restaurants for 20 years. Because we know.
Starting point is 01:04:57 They teach me everything from scratch. Uh, so I can say it's, if they. very good, you know. Yeah. And I start working with these guys as a dishwasher, washing dishes, you know. And after that, they show me. They see I was always around asking, hey, what else to do, you know? So they decide to teach me.
Starting point is 01:05:20 I was 15 years when I started working in the restaurant. Do you have a baseball team you root for? That's a nestle. Baseball, I don't know, Tobiano's, I don't like, me not like a sport. Oh, okay. We got to get you rooting for the Yankees. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:36 So awesome. Italian. I hear about Yankees. I heard me. Yeah. My ex-bosses, they're from, they used to be in a, from Apoli. They used to love these things. Baseball.
Starting point is 01:05:54 He used to love Yankees. They always have pictures of Yankees on the, on the world. Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, man. Yeah, Bumba. Well. Chef Cruz, thank you so much, man.
Starting point is 01:06:06 We appreciate it. Yeah, we got to get people to solo. Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. Oh, my guys, I know. Yeah. Like my, I think you guys are very good people. My godfather, he always told me be nice and you're going to get wherever you go with nice people.
Starting point is 01:06:23 And I see that answer right now, you know. Yeah. I'm with you guys too. I love it. Well, thank you so much, Chef Cruz. Yes. Good luck with the restaurant. If we're ever in Raleigh, we'll definitely.
Starting point is 01:06:33 stop by. Chiavo ragas. All right. Bonacera. Thank you. All right. Take it easy.
Starting point is 01:06:43 Take it easy. Yeah. We need a be. I'm going to visit him. After him. And I'm going to ask for a chimichanga. Yeah. Come on, dude.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Be real. You're making me. Oh, man. He's the man. We got to get Dave down there. Got to. Oh, man. That guy rocks.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Yeah. Yeah. His pizza looks really good. Really, really good. Who's this guy? Chef Cruz. Oh, were you taking a piss? No.
Starting point is 01:07:10 He's this guy who's... Are we talking about this today? Yeah. You didn't pee today, did you? Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. He's a Mexican guy, a guy from Mexico
Starting point is 01:07:21 who learned how to speak English from his Italian-American bosses. Oh. So he's a Mexican guy who talks Italian-American. I mean, they tell me. They tell me, you're not only, just making
Starting point is 01:07:35 pizza making something people they're going to remember do you still follow what they tell you or what every single day my guy the way I straight the dough the way I prepared the sauce even the little detail most people don't notice I learned
Starting point is 01:07:49 on that from Italian let me tell you this after all these years there is one thing I know for help you I love this guy that's awesome I thought he was American aisle guy I was like I was like oh he's not digging I was like This guy won American Idol?
Starting point is 01:08:06 I was mentally prepping questions for George Sparks. There is no way. Oh, man. If you're a pizza place and you're not utilizing one of your employees' reviews, you're just doing it wrong. Between that and the butt cheeks, right? That's the... Cheeks.
Starting point is 01:08:27 That account ended up following Eddie. Yes, it did. Wait, which... The pizza place, the girl has the butt. Oh, yeah, yeah. Good for Eddie. I know. Good for Eddie.
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Starting point is 01:09:12 Use code yak for 20% off your first order. Best fit, best feel, Roeback. Dom's with Steve. We almost have to tell Dom not to film. Otherwise, he's the one who's going to be getting tech. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's what Che asked. Do you want Dom to zoom in or do you want Che to Zoom in?
Starting point is 01:09:26 Che, just Che. Turn the AC on, let Dom wait in the car. Yeah, crack a window. Or Dom can get the footage. of put a sign yeah it's a favorite yeah I mean both of them getting kicked out work yeah fun with that yeah have Dom get the behind the scenes of
Starting point is 01:09:44 of Che zooming in that will definitely get busted two cameras out I don't know how passionate the day shift of Best Buy is going to be about kicking somebody out yesterday yeah but Pat was causing a ruckus was he not no door dash was like send us a picture to show us you're a Best Buy and they kicked him out
Starting point is 01:10:04 I don't know. Or he, but he might have been. Did you find? Stephen! That was going to quick. It must have been really close. It's so close. All right.
Starting point is 01:10:14 It blends right in every other. Let's go. Wow. The transition. Jay, look at you're excited, man. All right. So I haven't been in a best place since, like, video games stopped being physical. I mean, I don't know. I'm just going to walk around, check it out.
Starting point is 01:10:30 What are your first thoughts, man? Um, two space out. I thought there'd be like a lot of rows. What? Okay. There's a lot of open space. There's rows everywhere. No, no, not like I was picturing.
Starting point is 01:10:46 They got iPads make sense. Keyboards make sense. Okay. What the fuck are we doing? Chey, are the employees? Are they in like casual? Where are they still in the blue? What is the employee?
Starting point is 01:10:58 Is it the classic blue? Yeah, classic blue. Can we see him? Uh, how do I do this? okay yeah just keep it to this van yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:11:13 so we can now we feel like we're walking through with you there's the TVs nice yeah TVs this
Starting point is 01:11:18 this whole section makes sense what are these phone cases yes yeah what is pretty visibly
Starting point is 01:11:26 phone case what is this man's never been in a best by there's multiple aisles of phone cases yeah everybody's got a phone
Starting point is 01:11:33 Che yeah okay beats headphones sorry was that a What are they wearing?
Starting point is 01:11:41 Is it blue? I don't think they're in blue anymore. Yes. Yes, blue. Are they? No, I don't think so. We have a bet. Danny knows somebody who works there.
Starting point is 01:11:50 I was on to something. What? What? There's nothing. How are you going to... They're redoing something for the Christmas season. Yeah, right. What?
Starting point is 01:12:02 Wait, show the employee. Yeah, right. There's the Fitpitz. Danny said the employees wear yellow now. I could have swore. No. Oh, they were blue. Blue, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:16 All right, internet stuff makes sense. It's all going to make sense. I was picturing more like, because when I used to go to Best Buy, it would be for like video games or CDs, but those don't exist anymore. Yeah, and you will. There's a lot of other technology there. You'll get to the video game section in a minute. There are, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:37 But then can you not buy games anymore? Oh my God. You can still. Oh, my God. You do got cards here. Yeah. That don't make sense. No, that's not tech.
Starting point is 01:12:48 Hmm. Yeah. Hmm. I mean, I will say as Best Buy's go to this one. Video games. Okay. So you can buy real games. I thought you couldn't do this anymore.
Starting point is 01:13:00 You can? We're trending towards that, but that's... What the hell is this? It's a bracy. You put your phone in to... play games. Oh, that kind of sucks. What?
Starting point is 01:13:14 Yeah, wait, what are you talking about? That's actually, why it sucks? Why is he so hell-ben on hating Best Buy? He doesn't buy PlayStation games anymore. Why did you think that? Yes, we are. You can definitely, why is he, why?
Starting point is 01:13:26 Yeah, why is somebody mad about Best Buy as much as you do? You hate it. You thought they put a stop to updating technology in 2012. Soon. You can. And, yeah. Soon, okay.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Like the next. The PS6 won't have discs. Action figures? We're doing a video of a man who's never been in Best Buy. But he loves it. So what, like, what has changed since the last time you were there? There's no CDs. There's no music that I've seen so far.
Starting point is 01:14:00 They might have a vinyl section. Oh, there's Legos. Oh. Does the Geek Squad still have like a dedicated booth member? They had like a second. Maybe that's what got taken out. Yeah, where's... Can you find us a geek squad?
Starting point is 01:14:14 About us a geek, Steve. Yeah, just like... Speak their language. Makes sense. Yeah, restaurants. Yeah, that does make sense. You're right. Those are home cameras.
Starting point is 01:14:24 Okay. A lot of security systems. Wow. Wait a second. Go up that ladder. Car electronics and just... It's all Pokemon. That's Legos.
Starting point is 01:14:39 No. Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's really... Chee, tweet that. Yeah, you got to read it. Just be like, what in the absolute fuck? Yeah, what the fuck? Tweet that.
Starting point is 01:14:51 Oh, I can't access my camera. Oh, yeah, I can. Cool. All right. I like just, Chee, going, doing things. Yeah. Oh, no. What happened?
Starting point is 01:15:08 Oh. My camera Can you guys see? Nope No No Oh that's cool Kate
Starting point is 01:15:15 Do that again You're in the right Oh yeah Okay Oh yeah Okay You got a picture Of it
Starting point is 01:15:20 It's fishy Oh cool These are The appliances We told you about Yeah I did Not my best buy
Starting point is 01:15:28 What Uh huh When did they They start doing this It's forever ago Like Are you anti them Doing this
Starting point is 01:15:36 Steve Yeah This should just be home electronics. That is. That's what I'm saying. Is that not what the store is? It always has been this.
Starting point is 01:15:45 What do you want from Best Buy? I don't think I've ever seen this in Best Buy. Do you want a smaller store? He wants a tiny CD store. We told you about that blender. For a record store. I think you're thinking of Sam Goody.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Yeah. These would be like shocking reactions for someone who was just in a coma for 10 years. Right. Best Buy started selling washers and dryers in 2006. Jesus. 20 years ago.
Starting point is 01:16:07 Yeah, they were the blenders. I told you. get an air fryer. Yeah, get an air fryer, Che. All right, I'm going to be honest, I don't even know what an air fryer looks like. What? Oh, my God. Heaven. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Every, yes, you do. Ask for help. Chey, you got to ask for help. And just, like, take a picture of someone. Yes. Let him know you're filming, though, before. That's not. That's a pizza oven.
Starting point is 01:16:33 How is it? Find an air fryer. How is it that you don't? I'm trying. Che, do you like fail the robot tests online, however? Yeah. He's never passed a caption. That might be one.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Yeah, right there. Air fryer. I have that one. Good? Yeah, it's really good. It's a toaster air friar, all in one. Huh. It's actually an awesome.
Starting point is 01:16:55 Chee. Oh, interesting. Che, there's a rumor that they typically don't hire shorter people. Do they have short employees? Can you find? Everybody's probably... That was one. There's one guy who's maybe like five, nine.
Starting point is 01:17:12 They make the men shave their chests. Is that true? We've lost them. You really got to get close. I was this different than a toaster. Because it has an air fryer button. I have that. But also, that doesn't even look like a toaster.
Starting point is 01:17:28 We've lost him to the airframe. I think he's going to get kicked out on his own. We can just wait. This is crazy. Smart oven air fryer Why don't you get one Steve Jay go prank Go prank one of their employees
Starting point is 01:17:45 Hate to say it This might just work This is gonna work Yeah it's a win the other way He's just In wonderment on the Best Buy That is a good thing Do you guys tell CVs anymore or no?
Starting point is 01:18:02 No No All right Hey you shouldn't be filming he's filming fuck why does that matter he's here to be a 12 year old right
Starting point is 01:18:10 why would that ever matter that's kind of boring that looks like it pretty easy right you don't like Legos no hate him oh well what hate him who hates Legos you hate Legos why do you hate Lego that reaction
Starting point is 01:18:25 because it's just a lot of directions and instructions yeah I like this he fucking hates everything at Best Buy oh here we go here's a different air friar Yeah, that's just an air fring. This is more like a typical air fryer right here. Looks like a coffee maker, kind of.
Starting point is 01:18:42 No. You think like that? Yeah, okay. I guess so. Fuck it, kind of. 119, do you think that's well-priced? In the big basket? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:18:51 What? Who are you talking to? Cooks up to nine pounds of wings. I love this version. He's just... What, everything is, like, brand new to him. The whole world. Wait, Che, is that the...
Starting point is 01:19:05 Max Crisp, six and one. Is it a Ninja Air Friar? I've not known what an air friar like. It's been the most basic gift for like 10 years. Oh, Brandon, five pounds of fries. Okay. That's good. Chey, do you have any questions for the employees about the air fryer?
Starting point is 01:19:22 I don't understand air friars. I don't know how they work. Yeah, that's something to ask them. Maybe get an exclusive yak interview. Hello. Oh, hey now. Never get there. Whoa, Ninja Slushy.
Starting point is 01:19:33 That's pretty cool. Jay, you got to leave with something. What that? You got to leave with something. Jay, find the manager and talk to him about. Oh, you can what? I love the retail chase segment on the, yeah. Some of this is really like a tractor supply.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Oh, the twist. I've never been to a tractor supply either. Oh, you can have an toy. No, what would I go in there for? A tractor? I actually would like to see that. Got you there, Nick. Owned me.
Starting point is 01:20:05 All right. Okay. Well, all signs are pointing to Pat made a ruckus. Yeah, Pat might have made a ruckus. I would say it. I think Pat made a ruckus. I think Pat might have made a ruckus. This is the an art.
Starting point is 01:20:17 You could do whatever the fuck you wanted. Do you know what that was, Stephen? Some type of, something's blowing on me. What's something that would blow on? Yeah, what do you think that might be? Automatically purifies and I'm out now. What? Why are you?
Starting point is 01:20:31 What? Purified air you're out on? What do you think those fringes are? This one I think is a wine fridge. There we go. This is just, I don't know, mini fridge. Probably still wine. What's this?
Starting point is 01:20:44 That's an oven. That's as obvious as it can be. What? It's a very thin oven. It seems like too many things for one. What? You are alien. You are the most streamlined oven I've.
Starting point is 01:20:58 Yeah, what do you talk about? I love the reflection. Are these four ovens? these are all ovens who's buying this? Who's buying what? Actually, who's buying an oven?
Starting point is 01:21:12 I think that's the exact oven I have. Oh, oh, never mind, okay. I thought these are all together. What? You bought that as a set?
Starting point is 01:21:20 Oh, you thought I, like, I thought all this was one set. Gotta assume. Gotta, yeah. Check out the,
Starting point is 01:21:28 so do you think all these refrigerators together are one set? No, well, they're next to each other. These are actually connected. maybe some type of shelving apparatus this works do you ever want to microwave a lot of spaghetti
Starting point is 01:21:45 the device for you a microwave yeah huh all right this this doesn't feel like best buy it just feels like what does it feel like Sears okay
Starting point is 01:22:01 yeah this sucks I don't like Best Buy anymore why don't you talk to the man I'm sorry Steve talk to the manager about it fine I speak What about this? Yeah, this is a classic best by tech?
Starting point is 01:22:12 This is Mr. Beast? What? He's right. Is it a computer? Oh, these are cool. These computers are like the bendy. Curved. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Yeah. He's just... I'm really enjoying. Yeah. Not my best. What is that for? Oh, it's a computer. Oh.
Starting point is 01:22:35 Very clear. Computer video game controller. Interesting. What is that for? What could that... What makes that interesting, Steve? I don't know. I didn't know what system it was for.
Starting point is 01:22:44 But it's for a computer, I guess. Turtle Beach. Man. Yeah. Underwhelming. I thought... I don't know what I thought, but... Kate, the Bees is being a demon.
Starting point is 01:22:57 ...video games. Chey, I don't believe the best buy you remember ever existed. Underwhelming. You said, wow, like 10 different times. You were just thinking it was CDs and video games. Glasses? Are you thinking of Blockbuster? What are you thinking of?
Starting point is 01:23:10 like same man. What, oh, man. Renting movies are Blockbuster. No, it's certainly best by. They always had computers. They always had shit like this. Always had computers. Home theaters.
Starting point is 01:23:21 Always had TVs. Yeah, always TV. Always had audio. Do they always have fucking little Donkey Kong thing? Oh, $30? I feel like, yeah. Oh, I feel like kind of, yeah. I think so.
Starting point is 01:23:37 I don't know. Fairly, oh, all this stuff I don't understand. So find some. something that's familiar. What is that? I can't. Is that primary? That's kind of cool.
Starting point is 01:23:46 Oh. Oh, football. Do they have the NFC too? What are those? Steve. Steven, do they have the NFC? Yeah, check behind there. Nope.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Wait, is it not? Oh, shit. No, it's 32. Oh, oh. Yeah. Buy that. I want that. I want that.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Okay. Just, uh. I'll pay you back. All right. You got it. Okay. I want to watch you buy it. Do you want to watch me buy it?
Starting point is 01:24:13 Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't see a credit card number. Oh, yeah, no. No, no, that's not. We're not going to look at your credit card number. I want to see what the checkout line looks like. Yeah. Yeah, are there other people in there, Steve?
Starting point is 01:24:24 No, I like being your eyes. I like first person. Yeah, we like first person shooter, Steve. Although this is good, too. It's good, too. Pretty good. Hold on. I love to this.
Starting point is 01:24:40 I found a cheat squad. Oh, nice. there they are asking for help with the helmets yeah ask what you help me like what do I do with these
Starting point is 01:24:51 do I need batteries there's nobody there classic how is that clap um incredibly long lines for no people um all right wait
Starting point is 01:25:07 these helmets we're coming with you we're coming with you the line the structure of the line is incredibly long. There we go. Pay real quick. Pat must have been...
Starting point is 01:25:20 He must have been screaming in there. Like nuts. Hi. AFC and NFC helmets? No. Are you going to go to the floor? Oh, that's wrong card. I think you have to tell her you're on the act, Steve.
Starting point is 01:25:44 Oh. Like 35 minutes. Right. His phone is on right now. He's recording. Steve, you are showing your card. Adjust your card. Do you want to match?
Starting point is 01:26:03 Yes, please. He shouldn't. I think doesn't he have to? Yeah, legally. Steve, live the tape. You have to tell her. We just got word from. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:26:15 This is, it's crazy. A thousand people just saw that. Pat, Pat did something. Kate, what did he do? Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, you're good. Stephen, put, put your helmets on the, on the cart and cart it to your car. Okay, I don't know where Dom.
Starting point is 01:26:34 Oh, Che, Che, Che, Che, they have to check your receipt before you go. I don't think I got one. Did you grab it? You can't go then. He stole these. He's stealing. All right. Just tell him you bought him.
Starting point is 01:26:48 I'd show them the bag. It's not bag. Noise go off. We got a runner. Shit. I don't know where Dom is. He got... This is tough look for Pat.
Starting point is 01:26:58 Really tough look for Pat. He did not care. What happened to Pat? No, no, no, the red cart. Forget this cart. I don't care. It was the red card. There was a red card in there.
Starting point is 01:27:09 For like TV. Che. You saw one? Che. Che. Oh my God. Steve. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:15 Go return, though. We don't want them anymore. What was I thinking? We have them. We just got them. Yeah, we just got them. Oh, why did you tell me get them? We were fucking with you.
Starting point is 01:27:35 Just return them. You got your receipt, right? Oh, no, I don't. Oh, no. Oh. Whoa, whoa, don't skip the line. Who's this guy in the teal shirt? Hey, you.
Starting point is 01:28:06 So stupid. Nice tozies. So stupid. So stupid. Oh, man. Retail Che is my favorite. Yeah, we might have to get a list of all the stores he's never been to. Sorry, I just bought.
Starting point is 01:28:30 this two minutes ago. My friends I didn't want them anymore. Can I just return them? Yeah. I bought it 90 seconds ago. Did the receipt? Uh, no. Get the picture. Um, I didn't use a phone number with it.
Starting point is 01:28:45 We don't have a. That's fine. That's fine, Steve. No, she checked me out. Steve, you can keep them. Keep them. No, no. You're the return goblin. Tell me you must return.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Oh, uh, oh. Oh, you did give me a receipt. Seems like they're pretty kind and understanding. Oh, man. Okay, just pat a bad guy? Maybe. We just went so deep.
Starting point is 01:29:18 And the return's easy. Very easy. Really easy. Super easy. I don't want to be that guy, but I kind of wanted the helmets. Yeah, I kind of did too. Wait, Stephen, we want them. Steve, I'll take him.
Starting point is 01:29:32 You just found a use for him. Oh, no. Have we lost, Steve? Oh, boy. There it goes. Steve, just leave. Just be like, actually, you guys can have these. Those are for you.
Starting point is 01:29:49 That's a gift. Say it was never about the money. Just leave. Stephen, just take him and leave. Steve. Stephen, we'll take him. Take him and leave. I put it as not open.
Starting point is 01:30:05 Steve. Take him and leave, Stephen. Get out. We'll take the helmet, Steve. Hey. Get him out, Stephen. Steve, grab him and run. Run out the door.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Just run. Run as fast as you can out the door. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Is he ignoring us? I think he's got us muted for this part. I'd let this play out, actually. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:30:36 Retail Stephen. Tractor supply tomorrow. Yeah. What do I do there? Buy a tractor? Steve. Stephen, just take them. We'll take them.
Starting point is 01:30:49 Yeah, it's fine. Stephen, we'll take him. I think he's got us muted. No. I think it's too late. Stephen! We'll call it in. No.
Starting point is 01:30:56 I got to call it in. Stephen. We got to call Bestbop. All the story and complain. We got a live streamer in the store Planning to steal How do you That's rude
Starting point is 01:31:12 You muted us crazy You muted us Stephen What that's such a rude thing to do Steve Don't ever do this again Stephen Text him Say unmute us
Starting point is 01:31:33 Let's see. That's Yeah. Or send Dom in. Yeah, we got to get Dom. Have Dom just walk in, grab the helmets and leave. I texted Dom saying. Actually, have Dom go in and buy the helmets.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Go in and buy the helmets. Yeah. I text it, Dom. I don't know what happened. I texted Dom. What's up? Steve. We wanted the helmets.
Starting point is 01:32:01 You muted us. Sorry, I was doing financial stuff. Yeah. What was the financial stuff being what? I was trying to get... Oh, are those hot fries? Hot fries. Hot fries.
Starting point is 01:32:13 Can I get some hot fries? Uh, okay. Look at that water bottle. How... Jay, describe the size of that water bottle. That looks three feet tall. Like a slim gym size? Like, tight and...
Starting point is 01:32:34 What? Slim gym height. What? But how many slim jims with? Uh, maybe like a dozen. Okay. that's a dozen slimmed you fly.
Starting point is 01:32:46 That's the volume of the other stuff. It seems like a small coffee tumbler. Have you enjoyed your trip? Yeah, have you liked this? Do you really want the hot fries? Well, I saw you grabbed hot. Oh, it's all right. You don't have to go back.
Starting point is 01:33:01 Good to see the recent. Yeah, you didn't grab the hot fries. Can you run the hot fries? Yeah, you did not grab the hot fries just so we're going to. Oh, there. He found the hot fries. No, it's right. I shouldn't.
Starting point is 01:33:09 I'm trying to watch my weight. He doesn't want him. No, no hot fries. Ask what they do? To go. To go. Containers. Some stuff.
Starting point is 01:33:22 Ask an employee how spicy they are. Yeah. It's good. Sweet. Thank you. Damn. Yeah, Pat. That's a bad guy.
Starting point is 01:33:36 Those are the some very nice people. That's a bad guy. I mean, that. I hate to say it. That was skull fucking man. Put him through that. Oh. What?
Starting point is 01:33:48 It's an emergency vehicle out here for some reason. Oh, shit. Go ask what the emergency is. They need help. I feel like that's not my place. Right. That was past by. Tell the driver, never mind.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Thumbs down. Why? Lums down sucks. No, it doesn't. All right. We're going to say something you say out of 10. How was the customer service? Fine.
Starting point is 01:34:10 7.7. It seemed really good, though. How was the selection variety? Not what I was looking for. So what were you looking for? You weren't looking for anything. You were looking for less. No, I was looking for more like physical media and they didn't have it.
Starting point is 01:34:29 CDs. You wanted CDs. So you would have liked it if it had CDs. Do you like CDs, Jay? Yeah. Oh, shit. Do you get it? Yeah, they don't exist anymore.
Starting point is 01:34:58 All right, we'll see you back here. I just, before he goes, it seemed like he was having a good time. Yeah, yeah. We're saying, wow, you experience. You're so amazing by everything. Oh, what is this? Legos, Cray, in ovens. so much tech that you did not realize
Starting point is 01:35:14 existed. The ninja slushy, Stephen? You said wow ten times. You said you were underwhelmed. A twist! Yeah, but I just don't want that stuff on a Best Buy. What? So he likes his stuff. Where do you want it?
Starting point is 01:35:26 I don't know. The store in the mall you got to go in before you get to the mall. There you go. The store in the mall. I think he's just described to the Best Buy. Store in the mall you have to go in before you get... It's Sears again. Sears is gone.
Starting point is 01:35:40 It could be. or like whatever JC Penny or Macy's or Jaycey Penny doesn't have washing machines Definitely not No Jayce uh JCPenney maybe not
Starting point is 01:35:51 Definitely not All those I feel like all those stores the same They got a bunch of that shit But yeah whatever Okay So it had too much Uh
Starting point is 01:36:00 It didn't have the stuff that I wanted If you were If you were CEO of Best Buy You would get rid of all that shit And put CDs back in Um I'm not saying that but I'm saying that's not the best buy that I used to like. Okay.
Starting point is 01:36:16 Fuck, man. I'm sorry. Yeah, sorry, Steve. I don't want to get him to more stores. Yeah. What else would blow? Is there anything else around those? There's a Coles right over there.
Starting point is 01:36:27 I love Coles. Oh, what are your thoughts on Coles? Fine. I think it used to be called Caldor. Or maybe that's just the one by me. Was that just a different store? That doesn't seem right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:39 I think that Coles I think they just like rebranded as Coles I'm not sure that Coles has been Coles for a long time If they did it was Caldoor
Starting point is 01:36:48 You were born Caldoor? Caldor or Bradley's I forget Oh This guy Yeah that Right but that's It might just be a different store
Starting point is 01:37:00 Different store The different The building rebranded maybe Yeah it might have just been The one by me Yeah so the Cal door next to you Maybe closed and they open a Coles.
Starting point is 01:37:10 Yeah. So, Stephen, so like, if like an Italian place closes and then like an Indian place opens, you're like, the Indian place bought the Italian place. Well, it was the same stuff.
Starting point is 01:37:23 By the way, that sentence didn't look well for us. What? It said Coles bought all the Caldores. Oh, shit. Coles right. Oh, fuck. Coles bought Calvin.
Starting point is 01:37:35 Dang. The man wins again. Oh, I hate that laugh. All right, Stephen. We'll see you when you get back. This has to be his worst day of his life. We're coming up with, we're coming up with new stores to send him to, though, right?
Starting point is 01:37:48 Oh, definitely. He's got to give us a list of places he hasn't been in a long time. Like an ace hardware would blow his mind. I think we keep sending him to different Best Buy's, there's 400 until he gets tossed. He's like our retail Encino man. He just defrosted. Has he not been in a Best Buy for two decades? I don't know, but there's got to be more stores like this.
Starting point is 01:38:08 would just be like hey Stephen you haven't been here in a while also he moved homes and he's like renovating that's like the perfect place for him yes he should be happy he found that he didn't know what an oven was how is an air fryer that yeah his mind was blown at every turn and then he's like that place sucks yeah he's like that was brutal whoa Legos
Starting point is 01:38:28 hate Lego why did he hate it oh shit a twist I hate this store oh my god I can't believe he didn't know what an air fire was Yeah. He's a weird guy. You want to do Marzetti read real quick? Oh, well, that's the best ranch in the country.
Starting point is 01:38:44 I'll do Marzetti. Kate. Yes, sir. What's your favorite thing to eat with ranch dressing? More ranch dressing. You tip your ranch and ranch? And if I could, if it was Marzetti, I certainly would. You dip your ranch and ranch.
Starting point is 01:38:58 No, but pizza, I drench in Marzette. It's your favorite thing to dip in rancet dressing. It's got to be wings, Brandon. It's got to be. Yeah. Any fried appetizer, really. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:06 Yeah. Yeah. pizza, wings, celery? All of it. You can do it all. Whether you're, whether you go to his wings, pizza, chicken, tenders, fries, mozzarella sticks, or vegetables if you're pretending to be healthy, whatever your answer to that question is, if ranch is part of the meal, you might as well get the good ranch. That is Marzetti Ranch. It's made with real buttermilk, herbs, and spices, and it's thick, it's creamy, it's fresh-tasting ranch that belongs next to anything worth dipping. Question, everybody in blue cheese versus ranch. Who's a blue cheese person?
Starting point is 01:39:33 Blue cheese. You're a blue cheese guy. Yep. The ranch guys. Everybody else's ranch. Pizza's ranch, but... Blue cheese for wings. Blue cheese. All right, well, on whatever side of your own, don't make the dipping sauce and afterthought.
Starting point is 01:39:46 Here's something you need to know about Marzetti. You're looking for it in the refrigerated section. That isn't the bottle that you walk past in the middle of some random grocery aisle. Marzetti ranches in the cold case, typically over by the produce and the fresh foods and other refrigerated dressing. So next time you're stocking up for a game, grabbing wings, ordering pizza, making tenders. Grab Marzetti while you're at the store.
Starting point is 01:40:05 get the good ranch get marzetti find marzetti ranch at your local grocery store refrigerated by the fruits and veggies and visit marzetti dot com to learn more you know what hits with ranch yes cheesy bacon fry french fry we said low um what did we say potato skins yeah potato skins yeah potatoes and ranch are made for each other certainly are right you are certainly thank you very much right you are brandon Have you guys ever been kicked out of a store for anything? No, but ironically, the very first thing I ever did for Barstool, I got into the exact same thing Pat's facing now.
Starting point is 01:40:47 Marty Mush was coming down to Mississippi. It was four days into my tenure at Barstool in April 2019. Pete wanted me to go to Best Buy, get a TV, and set it up and watch the NASCAR race with Marty. And that's what we did. I went to Best Buy that morning. I bought a TV when I got it. I'd slid it out of the box. It was broken. I took it back to the Best Buy. It was, they said, it wasn't broken when you bought it. And I was like, yeah, it really was. I didn't do anything to it. And we had a, probably about an hour back and forth. And finally the manager came over and gave me the money, you know, gave me an TV. But, but it was very similar to what you're going through now. But, but yeah. I forgot the original question. If you ever got, has anybody ever gotten kicked out of a store? I've never gotten kicked out of a store.
Starting point is 01:41:28 Kenny Wood. You got kicked out of Kenny Wood? Too wet. Stealing splashes. You Pittsburgh plunge. No, but you don't even, if you want to get the wettest, there's a place you can stand. Yeah, the walkway. And I was stealing all the splashes.
Starting point is 01:41:42 Oh, you're ruining other people's time. Right. They were coming off that walkway dry. That's all we did. We'd go there to get wet. Soaked. No rides. Just go get wet.
Starting point is 01:41:53 Plunge, stand there, get wet. And go to the potato patch. Yes. No. What? What is the potato patch? where you got your loaded fries at Kennywood. Oh, that was the concessions.
Starting point is 01:42:03 Yes. Of course. I've heard a lot about Kennywood. Never been. It's dated. We talk about it. We're the only one. We're about it.
Starting point is 01:42:11 An amusement park or just a, like, a amusement park? It's an amusement park. They shot the movie Adventureland there because it's so dated. I like the dated old ones like that. Like Canobles and Dutch one are land. Where is this? It's Kenny Wood. It's West Mifflin.
Starting point is 01:42:23 Yeah. How'd you say it so angrily? Get excited. I wish. I could citizens kick out people from the sauna. Ooh. You guys hit the sauna? Not often.
Starting point is 01:42:38 You do? Every day. Public sauna though? Yeah. You got one at the house? Yeah. I'm intimidated by it. It's too nude.
Starting point is 01:42:45 How nude? And I get that it's part of the culture. I don't even get nude in my own. You don't even get nude in your own. I know. You don't really have to. But I have a question. Do people sit, like, to me, having never been nude in one, I would think it's automatic.
Starting point is 01:43:00 if there's other people in there, I'm putting a towel down and then I'm sitting on the towel. Do people sit bare ass on the wood? So that's crazy. And they'll pump fake censoring their dick with the towel. They'll start with it over and then I'll go to look at them and they'll pull the flap up.
Starting point is 01:43:17 What? Just to show me. Okay. And how do you read? They do like the too slow. That guy's trying to hook up with you. One guy today was like just lathering his naked body and
Starting point is 01:43:30 soap. In the sauna? And he was like some of them like block their cock with their foot. Some of them just like, it's just too nude. And yes, I do. A guy I have a problem. Because I see a cock and I sexualize it.
Starting point is 01:43:44 Sure. Sure. In what way? You got a picture it fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're not hard cocks, right? No. This old. Yeah. Sona at my gym has a sign that says no personal grooming.
Starting point is 01:43:58 And you can't help but wonder. nail clip. Who's doing that? Oh, like, like, pub shaving. That's nail clipping.
Starting point is 01:44:05 Nail, people, oh my God. Yeah. That's, I bet you the nails, I bet you, I bet you,
Starting point is 01:44:11 I bet you, clipping in a sauna would actually be good because it's like all your, yeah. It's loosened up. Yeah, everything's loose. That was,
Starting point is 01:44:18 I went straight to pubs with my thoughts. Yeah. That's what I, I thought there was in there to shave pubs. I just wouldn't put my pothole on things. That's crazy. And Wood's not like,
Starting point is 01:44:30 cleanable like that. It's truly it's like pure grown man shenanigans in there and I kind of love it. Because there is a camaraderie like dudes get along. Dude's doing lunches and shit.
Starting point is 01:44:42 Hey big Mike. Yeah. Never understood that. I'm just trying to chill. We heard on the gauntlet. Yeah. You want to do it today? Sure.
Starting point is 01:44:52 We got to do one. Right now? Yeah. We got to do one. So let's do it. Big Mike. Check your text. What?
Starting point is 01:45:00 My text? What is my text? Oh, we got a guest. Hold on, big mic. Stay around. We're going to do it in a minute. We have a guest on. Who do we got?
Starting point is 01:45:16 American Idol Season 9 winner, Lee DeWise. Lee, what's up? What's going on? What's enjoying the show. I was talking about nail clippings and pubes in the sauna? Yeah, man, absolutely. How are you guys doing? Good.
Starting point is 01:45:30 Well, where are you calling in from? from Los Angeles. I just got back in from Chicago. I was playing some shows. Oh, hell. Oh, we just missed you. Yeah, man. Next time I'm out there, you guys got to come through.
Starting point is 01:45:42 You got to come through. I'll come through any time, man. I'll get out of playing right now. I love you guys, man. You're hilarious. Thank you. And my brother actually sent me a clip. He's like, yo, my brother's watching you guys right now.
Starting point is 01:45:56 And he's like, they just talked about you. And then I got a message from your producer. It's like, what the hell's going on? That's awesome. I walk in the door. I'm like, all right, let's go. So here I am. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:05 So, yeah, we were talking about American Idol. I don't even know how we got on it. We got on it because Kelly Clark's. Yeah, the carly-clarks. Yeah. So, yeah, the first thing, Lee, you should probably go to a store and have a bad experience and then tweet about it if you just. Yeah. That's so, that whole story was like so bizarre.
Starting point is 01:46:23 I had people asking me, like, what do you think of this? I'm like, what are you talking about? I didn't even know what was going on. And I was like $15,000 bird or something she was going to buy. I don't know. I don't know. So, yeah, then we got on to American Idol, and we were wondering because it's, what, 22 seasons or something?
Starting point is 01:46:39 A lot of them, yeah. What happens right after you win American Idol? Because obviously you're doing well. We looked up your Spotify. You're doing well. You're still making music. But what happens, like, directly after? It's weird, man, because, like, you know, for me, I'm going on a show like that.
Starting point is 01:46:56 Full transparency, I never really watched the show. And I wasn't anti the show, but I'm like a singer song writer guy in the bars, you know, playing guitar. And I'm like, I go with a friend to audition. He asked me to go. I say, all right. We go in. I mean, I won't give you the, it's a long story, but long story short, you go through all these stages of auditioning. And I was kind of in a place where I didn't really, I didn't really care. You know, I was working at a store. I didn't give a shit. I was, you know, playing music. And yeah, I'll go do this thing. And like, the next thing you know there's you know we auditioned in the united center which was crazy because i grew up a bulls fan
Starting point is 01:47:31 um still am and um and so we're in the united center there's like 30 000 people in there and then they you know they narrow it down narrow it down and i get through and i just keep going through and next thing you know i'm in the top 24 you go on the show and it was just it was a really wild experience man like i i it's hard to remember being in the show there's some moments where i'm just like i look back i'm like i don't even remember doing that but after the show's over what's crazy is that, you know, I'm a, I'm a songwriter. It's, it's what I do. And so on a show like American Idol, you're just playing covers all the time, right?
Starting point is 01:48:04 So people get to see this glimpse of you. I'm up there singing Shania Twain and stuff, you know, and you're just like, you're doing the best you can. And then you're done with the show, and it's kind of like, go and do you. And so for me, it was a little, it was a little weird because I was like, I need people to know that I'm an artist, you know? And how am I going to do that? because I just spent, you know, several months doing covers.
Starting point is 01:48:28 But when you get off of this show, man, it's like you go on this tour and then you start writing your record. You start making an album and you just, you kind of are thrown into it. And what's crazy about it is like I look back at it. In a year prior, I'm working at a store on loading trucks. And the next thing you know, you're an American Idol winner, right? And so now this is what you do. It's not like you had this plan that, you know, you were going to get to that place all
Starting point is 01:48:55 the sudden now you're, you're headlining arenas and you're on the good morning America and doing interviews and all this stuff. And I'm young at that time. I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing, but I just kind of was like, just be yourself. Don't worry about it. Yeah. And so that all ended. And I was like, it was a whirlwind of an experience because it's not something ever planned on doing. But I wanted to make music a career, you know, so I was like, this is a way of doing that. and uh but they don't you know after the show ends you know they're not there to hold your hand right you kind of got a you know all of a sudden you're in a room with lawyers and there's a lot of things you're signing and you're like but i love music you know right and they're like yeah yeah we know
Starting point is 01:49:35 just sign here you know so so so like so everything happens whirlwind now the show keeps going on do you like ever run into other winners or is there like uh do you ever see any of them is there a group yeah it's like like like the avengers we like all get together yeah yeah You know, there's people I've kept in touch with. We do run into each other at various events, but, you know, my career is definitely steeped in the Americana, indie folk world. So, you know, for a long time, I would say, you know, the markets that I wanted to be in, you know, they would see American Idol. And it's almost the anti-that, right? It's like singer-songwriters, you're on American Idol.
Starting point is 01:50:16 You're a reality show winner. So I really had to like dig in and I, you know, said to myself, I was kind of like, well, if I want people to know I'm a songwriter, I guess I got to write a great song. And the next thing you know, I, on my own, just wrote a song for the Walking Dead. I was a huge Walking Dead fan. And so I muted the TV and I wrote a song and I went to my managers. I'm like, send this to the Walking Dead. They're like, that's not how it works.
Starting point is 01:50:42 I'm like, I know. I'm like, I know. And I'm young. I'm like, I don't know shit about the industry at that point. And I just knew that I loved writing music. So I kind of walked in the office and I was like, send this, you know, I was signed to a label at that time. And I said, just send us to them. They're like, all right, you know, that's not how this works, though.
Starting point is 01:50:58 I'm like, okay. And a week later, we got a response to them that it was going to be in the show. And I mean, you guys know four and a half minutes of my song in a show is a long time. Yeah. And so it kind of kicked open the door. I got a call for my first publishing deal. And it was almost just as big of a moment as winning American Idol in that it really kind of, allowed me to jumpstart my career as a songwriter.
Starting point is 01:51:20 That's awesome. Yeah, man. It's a wild thing, though. You know, American Idol is one of those things where it's like, what they don't prepare you for is the stuff afterwards, you know? Right. All of a sudden, your family is now 40 times bigger. You know, every, you know, Lee, I was your mom's second cousin back?
Starting point is 01:51:37 Yeah, right. You know, and that kind of shit. But, you know, I think you kind of, for me, I had to kind of reverse engineer a lot of things. You know, I think as a kid, you're growing up, I grew up listening. to Paul Simon, Joni Mitchell, Kat Stevens, and you want to become this artist. And so a lot of these moments that you hope for as an artist, which are getting on the TV shows and headlining arenas, it kind of all happens like that. And then you're done with that.
Starting point is 01:52:03 And then you're sitting there and you're like, well, I did all these things, but I still want to have this career. So what do I do? And so for me, I just kind of leaned into writing music. And that's what I've done. You know, I write for other artists. I actually ended up writing a lot of songs for TV and movies and stuff. But for me, man, the passion is songwriting and getting out there and playing.
Starting point is 01:52:22 You know, I love doing it. And I tell kids when they ask me about American Idol, they always say, like, should I do it? I was like, just know it's not the, it's not everything. Right. The show will end. There will be enough. I remember one of the craziest memories is that I was up there, you know, Ryan Seacrest is doing the whole like, b'amara-dang-dain-d-dain-you-you-you-law.
Starting point is 01:52:39 You know, and I'm up there. I'm like, I'm going to Disney World, you know. Fucking confetti's falling. down all this and I remember in the back right behind me I hear and tune in next week to find out where the audition process is going to be right oh he like dawned on me in that moment I'm like oh like the show goes on to the next show goes on and like what do I want my thing to be and I never wanted idle to be the wave that I rode forever you know it was an amazing experience and it and it gave me a lot of experience as far as you know media and and and you know playing in front of big
Starting point is 01:53:15 crowds and things like that, but I always just try to keep the focus on the real stuff, which is for me, it's like if you love, I tell kids, like if you love music, go on there because, you know, because I think nowadays, especially with the voice and all these different shows, and you just with the obvious, you know, explosion of influencers and podcasts and things like that, you know, you either go on that show because you want to be famous, you know, or you want to make money or you want to have a music career, you know, and you can do all three, but I just found that keeping music at the forefront has been the thing that's obviously allowed me to do is for
Starting point is 01:53:48 this many years later. But yeah, man, it's a wild experience. So you have tour dates coming up, right? I do. I'm actually headlining the troubadour out here in Los Angeles, December 6, which is going to be fun. And if you guys want to come, I swear to God, we will
Starting point is 01:54:04 do a shot. Whatever you're drinking is on me. Yeah, fuck it all. I'll go to. We should do next time you're in Chicago, though, definitely come through because we actually are starting, I don't know if it works out, but we're starting a new series called Barstool Presents where we're having like musicians, comedians, performers do like shows here. Kind of like tiny desk,
Starting point is 01:54:24 but like, you know, our version of it. I would love to come in and play for you guys, man. It would be a good time. But yeah, we're going to Nashville. We're doing the Bluebird Cafe in October. And then I got a bunch of dates on the East Coast at the end of the year. So really excited. And what's so funny is this trip I'm getting back from. I just opened up for Pat Benatar, which was... Oh, hell yes. Which was, and I'm telling you this because it was just like a one-off kind of flying day, and I
Starting point is 01:54:51 don't do much of... I do a lot of my own headlining stuff now, but you know, when Pat Venetar asks you if you want to open, obviously you say yes. Yes. And I will tell you, showing up there, she's 70-some years old, and obviously she's a legend, she's rock and roll hall of fame. I made her
Starting point is 01:55:09 sound check with my wife, and I'm looking at her, dude, she's like, this tall, and she can belt like nobody you've ever heard before. Like unbelievable. So that was a really cool experience. But yeah, now I'm back home and I'm just waiting for the next for the next shows. But I mean, definitely come on out to whatever. If I'm in Chicago, I would definitely love to swing.
Starting point is 01:55:30 Yeah. Let's do it. And then everyone can find your tour dates on lead to wise.com. Yeah, well, you know, it's funny you say that. Someone took lead to wise.com right after American. Oh, what an asshole. The beef. So I remember when that happened.
Starting point is 01:55:51 I'm like, they're like, someone took your name. I'm like, what do you mean? Someone took my, you know? And it was like lead to wise official. It's kind of just stayed that forever. But it's, uh, lead to wise official.com and Spotify, it's just lead to wise. And I put out a record call gone for days not that long ago. I moved to Bristol, Tennessee for about a couple months.
Starting point is 01:56:09 And I actually got to go on the Kelly Clarkson show and played the state. single, which was devil in the details. And she's just the best, man. Like, you know, of all the people, I was, I've done a lot of different shows and performances, but she's really music centered. Like, she lets you take the time you need. She's all about the music. So that was fun. But, you know, my thing is this. I love meeting new people. You guys are awesome. Check out the music. I'll come through when I'm out there. But you guys are great, man. Huge. Thanks so much. We appreciate it, man. Thank you, Lee. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, go bears. Yes. Let's go. We need a win on Sunday.
Starting point is 01:56:40 Let's go, baby. All right. Thanks, Lee. Take it easy, man. All right. See you. Look, we got a new friend. How about that? Fuck you hacked. I don't know he's a Chicago guy.
Starting point is 01:56:49 Lead wise. Yeah. We got to get him on the Barstool Presents. That was great. Yeah, that was great. Fuck yeah. That was a cool look. He did confirm what I thought that like you just, that you win and then they're just like,
Starting point is 01:57:02 all right. On. See you. We got what we did next season. I'm sure there's winners that have not had the success he's had. Who like, you know, don't. No. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:11 Sounds like he's pretty grounded in the music. music, which is a smart thing. Brutal industry, unforgiving. I think if you're not a singer-songwriter already, I know how to do that, then you're probably one season and done. I wanted to ask if they, like, hook them up with a manager and, like, did American Idol set up that tour for him? I think they do set up with a tour.
Starting point is 01:57:28 Yeah. Probably some meet and greets, some events. And you're on your own after that. Yeah. Yeah. Where's Kedik? Where's Big Mike? Is he over there?
Starting point is 01:57:41 He left? Yeah, ready. Come on, Mike. Come on, Mike. Big Mike. Stephen, how was Best Buy? Underwhelming. Can you make a list of stores that you haven't been to in a while? We're going to run this back. I was thinking about it. I think I just haven't been to Best Buy since I last played Madden. So I think the last Matt...
Starting point is 01:58:07 They didn't have Madden. That's that they needed. Yeah. So if they had Madden, would. you have liked that? Yeah. Did you look at the video games long enough? They didn't have Madden?
Starting point is 01:58:18 They had, like, they had MLB the show. I don't think they had Madden, but like, I don't know. It's different because if it's not for your system, then it's irrelevant. So, but I heard they can cross whatever. Anyway, yeah, it just, it wasn't what I expected. I'm sorry. A lot of blank space. Kind of breaks my heart, man.
Starting point is 01:58:37 Yeah. That's okay. Steven, you want to hop and goal? Sure. It's like this. Brandon gone. I'll get Big Mike of Flash Ivy. Yeah, get him a Body Armor Flash IV.
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Starting point is 01:59:06 He's gone. He's gone. Oh, no, Deutsche. All right. Che, you're good. Deutsche's in goal. Somebody needs to fill in for Brandon. Like what, right?
Starting point is 01:59:14 Oh, yeah, Che will. How important is that job? Not at all. It's not at all. No one needs to fill in for Brandon. Brandon has created a situation where we feel, yeah, makes it seem like that as vital.
Starting point is 01:59:25 We shit on him, but I do love his cameos on the yak. It's, yeah. Chey, you can just help big Mike. He's, he's my favorite guest we have on the show.
Starting point is 01:59:34 He should, he should be guest. He should be guest. He should be guest to the year. I fucking love it. I fucking, we'll definitely nominate. Yeah, dominate Brandon. guest to do.
Starting point is 01:59:41 Yeah. He might have my vote. All right. You ready, big Mike? Yep. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. I understand abandoning us when we're having a bad episode.
Starting point is 01:59:56 This has been a great episode. It's done it all. Two awesome guests. I feel like, yeah, we're on a heater with guests. Josh, shout out Josh. Whatever you're ready, Mike. Mike, go ahead. Three, two, one, go.
Starting point is 02:00:10 Oh, no. Oh. It just takes one, Mike. Oh, nice. Big Mike hit it. He went yard up at like seven thousand times. I still think about how there's some football positions where you can play for like a decade and touch a ball like once. Joe Tom is telling us that with my mind.
Starting point is 02:00:54 Still think about that. What did you ask him if you touch the ball for more than a second? Yeah, he's like, nope. 12 years in the NFL. Come on. Put your hat backwards. Put your hat backwards. there you go now you got it now you got it it was a half backwards you still got a good time mike
Starting point is 02:01:35 there you go mike you're under two minutes um 11 states to border Canada that should Minnesota there you go Washington Idaho New York Michigan who Uh, Ness, okay. Four fast food restaurants known by Yumb brand. Wait, what? Um, I don't know that. Don't in an S. Yeah, I think you got that one.
Starting point is 02:02:13 Got this. You got that one. Randy Moss. That is an Nass. Two. Not Randy Moss? Five or more 100 catch seasons. Antonio Browns.
Starting point is 02:02:24 Tonya Brown should be good. Yep. Just good wide receiver. Yeah. Yeah. Who else? Oh, it's Andre Johnson. Take that.
Starting point is 02:02:35 What's another state? Think about... Wisconsin, no? Yeah, top right of the map. Top right of the map. Oh, Maine. There you go. Vermont.
Starting point is 02:02:46 There we go. Big Mike. Wait, I want to do that... Wait, don't do give up. I want to do the 10 teams. Jazz Heat. Magic. Magic.
Starting point is 02:02:56 Cracking. It's only basketball teams or any team? Mammoth Mammoth, good one. Guess not. Mammoth must end in a nest. Sox. Yeah, both socks.
Starting point is 02:03:16 Good one. Jammit, what is the... Thunder. Nice. Thunder. Someone already say heap. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 02:03:34 That's all I got. Are there no football? It says NHL. Yeah, there's no football. Crack and there's no football. Mammoth. Wait, what are the fast food restaurants? What's, I don't know YUM brand.
Starting point is 02:03:47 KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell. Oh. Oh. Papa John's. All Titus. Yeah, I don't know the four. No, no, he got thrown out of the Yumson.
Starting point is 02:03:56 It's a different category than you've named so far. John Silver's. Ah, nice, Kate. Um, uh, damn. There's no, different category.
Starting point is 02:04:12 I lied. Subway? Uh, I sure it is a long gone so very. Uh, oh, teams that had an ass. They're all hockey.
Starting point is 02:04:20 All hockey. Oh, they're all hockey. Oh, shit. Wild. Nice. Mm-hmm. Um.
Starting point is 02:04:29 Sorry, I said jazz. The, the, you said the Crackin. Uh. What are the Canadian teams? NUCS.
Starting point is 02:04:38 Yes, Canadians, Knucks. Lightning. Lightning. There we go. Lightning. Some more hockey team. Panthers. We got to be getting roasted.
Starting point is 02:04:52 Do you want a hint? No. We can get it. We can get it. Avalanche. Ooh, good call. All right. Good show.
Starting point is 02:05:03 Sorry, KB. Did you get any wheel submissions, Jay? A couple, but... All right, send it. Anyone who has ideas for what we can do for end of show with the wheel, send it to Che, DM Che. On Twitter, please. On Twitter, please.
Starting point is 02:05:17 All right, see over tomorrow. Love you guys. See you tomorrow. Bye.

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