The Yak - Steven Cheah Is The World's Worst Retail Shopper: Tue Oct 13, 2026
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Hello, it's the yak. Welcome in. We're Danny.
He just ran by.
We got Mortimer Snurred.
Mortimer Snurred's there.
Shout out Snurred.
Who did he's Danny when he got snored?
Long time, Stooley. Martimer Snurred.
Snow blue coffee. Go right now. Amazon Circle K, Target.
7-11, StellaBluecoffee.com.
Saving dogs.
Danny, you're fucking late.
Up late. FaceTime and Danny.
Saving dogs.
Go right now.
Stellablucoffy.com.
Were you?
I was just going to get a nice refreshing Stella blue,
but then I realized that'd be even later.
Go get one.
Okay, thanks.
Get two.
Get three.
Actually, I don't need one.
Get two.
Hello, everyone.
Blue.
Hello.
Blue.
Blue.
I don't know which one blue is,
but I blew one.
Oh.
Oh, I thought you were yelling for Burns.
I thought you were doing
cornerback talker.
You're doing your cadence.
You're that your cadence.
Blue.
85.
Hey, Doug.
What's up, Doug?
Just started the show.
Walking that ass right in front of us.
Thanks for kicking the soccer ball
away from where it's supposed to be.
Oh, Steve.
Why is Stephen have a shirt called legend?
I don't know.
Is that Rowdy, Rowdy, Routy Piper?
No.
Randy Orton. Is that who it is?
Wait, I was to say Rowdy, Wrody.
Did I just...
Oh, he had a legend killer.
Excuse me.
Oh, no, that's like a deep cut.
Might be.
Why do you have a legend killer shirt?
Okay.
All right.
You got you here.
He likes it.
What's up?
What do we got today, guys?
Hello, everyone.
Hey, everybody.
Okay.
Danny, why were you late?
Why were you late and were you facetiming late?
Yes, yes, he was.
What happened?
I was not FaceTiming late.
I lost track of time.
I was trying to clean out some things under my desk.
He likes to FaceTime until it's midnight on the East Coast
so he can say, what's tomorrow like?
You think about these jokes, wait too much.
You're in the future, baby.
It's too much, way too much laughter.
What's his life?
Why too much laughter?
They're flying cars.
Danny, what time you go to sleep at night?
Pretty late.
Like, how late?
Usually around midnight.
Unrelated.
What time you wake up?
Usually, like, my alarm's set for seven, but I'm usually, I usually get here by, like, nine.
What are you doing those two hours?
Today I went to the gym, not to brag.
Hell yeah.
And then I take the bus, and it takes a while.
Yeah.
It's a good 45-minute excurs.
version. Why don't you drive your car?
I'm officially getting rid of it.
Are you? Yeah. Got a parking ticket. Put me over the edge.
Do you want to do a giveaway on the yak?
Ooh, loser gets it. We should do that.
Yeah, our worst chatter.
I would. I think my dad was going to hit up one of those sites. I'll tell them to put it on hold.
What site? Cars for kids? Yeah. Oh. One of those.
Some kids. One of those sites. Yeah. Because I had to take it to the emissions.
Yeah. Couldn't get the check engine off. They said it cost like 900.
I was like, get this thing out of my life.
It's over.
It's been over.
20 years old.
What kind of cars?
You get a good run.
Chrummy.
Two thousand six Nissan Centra Kate.
It's crummy.
What's the last time they made a Centra?
It's not even, that's probably the third worst car I've ever had.
What?
What?
We saw that picture of the one.
I remember.
That Rusty boy.
Yeah.
Then I had, my first car was.
Oh, they're still making the Centra.
Good for them.
My first car was an 88 tan Oldsmobile.
pussy repellent.
Yeah.
Yep.
Which else worst car?
I had a 1971 Ford, no Chevy Silverado.
I called it white lightning.
That's how poor I was.
It was brushed it out.
That had none of the upgrades.
So like still had the, and then the windows just wouldn't go down at all.
So it was really hot in Southern California.
So we would ride with our elbows just cracking the doors open.
Why were you in Southern California?
So hot.
I lived there for years.
Oh, I didn't know that.
What?
Yeah.
When did you?
Some people can keep their yaps shut about it.
How long did you live there?
That's good point.
Some people don't make it in their whole personality.
Were you on the beach?
You're like a military base.
I was on the beach at a military base.
Oh.
And then I was in North County, San Diego for two years.
You know what pisses me off?
Kate, besides that.
So yesterday, I was talking to Jackie.
It wasn't until FaceTime.
But we were talking.
She was talking about how she's going home, and I was like, oh, you're going to Santa Barbara or San Fran?
And then she was like, I got to say something.
Like, I haven't been saying anything for the past year, but you sound like a fucking loser when you call it San Fran.
But it's not like, she tried equating it to like Shy Town.
It's not a nickname.
It's simply abbreviating it.
And it rolls off the tongue.
You should say Frisco.
They love that.
SF?
Do they?
I don't know.
No.
Why are they so sensitive to what you call it?
I wouldn't even say it's that.
They're trying to say like, oh, it's cheesy.
Like, it is just abbreviating the name.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a very simple abbreviated.
And it rhymes.
And you didn't think she was worth you saying in the last two syllables of San Francisco?
I thought it sounded cooler.
Like, I'm one of them now.
Does it now, the story isn't about the San Fran thing.
The story is,
Mm-hmm.
What?
She's like hated your guts for a year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every time you're saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you thought?
Fight a lot.
S-F?
Yeah, I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but like, every time you said San Fran, she was like, I fucking hate this.
Mental scoreboard.
She's too nice to a fault.
And I'm saying, well, it's actually meaner to let me carry on saying this for a year.
It's like having something on your teeth.
Oh, wait, she finally called you out?
Yeah.
But you've heard this.
We were in San Francisco and you heard this discourse.
I really wasn't even thinking about it.
I was just like, I don't feel like saying San Francisco.
I'm to go San Fran.
I'm on both sides.
I kind of get it.
But then, Nick, would you like it if people?
called West Virginia like West Va.
I wouldn't give a shit.
But that's just crazy that when
people from San Francisco talk about it,
they're always saying the full word. I like Westva.
Yeah, West Va kind of rocks.
Dubva.
Wiva. Dubva.
Dubva.
Dubva. No.
Dubva.
Dubva. That sounds too Russian.
Westva.
Fine with Westva.
West V. People say that.
West V.
West V. I do like that.
Triple V.
West V.
The W is like two views.
Thank you for explaining that one.
Yeah.
Double U.
So she hates you.
Uh-huh.
Our first big fight.
Yeah.
Your girlfriend hates you.
Your car doesn't work.
What else?
You were late to the show.
Late to the show.
Kate's loving this.
What a loser on the yak.
Am I right?
Everybody hates this guy.
Classic deflection.
What else can we get a daddy for?
Oh, man.
Look at a little
Stupid mustache.
Fluffy.
Come on, Kate.
Whoa.
Well, he did go to the gym this morning.
True.
I am flobby.
Now you saying it hurts.
Flabby.
Now it's concrete.
Is cars for kids the place
where you get a vacation
if you give your car away?
Or what's that one?
I never heard of that.
It's a little scammy, I think.
Is it?
Yeah, some weird stuff came out right.
It's a voucher.
It's a car max better?
It might be CarMax.
It might be CarMax.
Unless it's worse.
Is it just a, does it just make it easy for you to just get rid of your car?
Because, like, that's worth it.
it.
Yeah.
Get your car to
I think I did that
with one of my old cars
I don't, I mean listen
they might be funding
terrorists for all I know
but I don't want this car
anymore.
It's a piece of shit.
Yeah.
You take it.
And they were like,
all right,
we'll take it.
Yeah.
You know it's annoying.
Yeah.
They pick it up.
They don't even care
but it has a flat tire.
Right.
Okay.
So that's definitely what you're paying
your,
you're doing with it.
We're going to give this
to the kids.
It goes right to the kids.
You guys remember
speaking of cars
when you
like do you have the memory of getting in a
have everyone here been in a car accident or something?
Oh yeah.
Five.
Five?
Oh yeah.
I got in stock.
I remember the moment that I realized totaled
wasn't like it's $20,000 of damage.
It's just whatever the car is worth because I
totaled my
favorite car ever.
The Toyota Avalon made the best car in the
early 2000s, but I totaled it with
$1,100 worth of damage.
Yeah.
or like it was like I don't know.
Danny's car is totaled if it runs out of gas.
Yeah.
They're like, it's total.
I was like, wait, but $1,100.
They're like, yeah, that's more than what the car is worth.
My 88 oldsmobile had a dent in the bumper and it was totaled.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, this can't be right.
And they're like, no, no, I don't think you understand what totaled was.
It's like, you're right.
I don't.
Yeah, you tell someone you total the car.
Right.
Imagine it did a flip.
It's just.
Right.
Exactly.
You're like, oh, my God, what a terrible accident.
How many people die?
I'd go up to your car and just, and punch the side mirror, and that would probably total it.
Yeah.
I kick some rust off right before.
Totaled.
Yeah.
Yeah, you just in your head, you're like, holy fuck.
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Is there a helicopter?
They lifted you out of there?
You totally?
I heard shit on the windshield.
Oh, man.
It's a really shitty car.
And the battery died.
That's it.
Total.
Can't be salvaged.
Yeah, that blew my mind when that first happened.
How's ICE is getting those tundras?
I think it's cars for kids.
Is it?
Pipeline.
Yeah, cars for ISIS.
Do you take it just without asking questions?
Then fine.
Because they do.
I mean, they do look cool in them like.
Do they like that model?
Like those cars are cool cars.
Reliable car too.
Like would they say no to Brandon's truck?
They're like, no, we're Toyota people.
Well, I think they need a, I think they need a.
They need a bed so that they can shoot in the air.
And stands.
Right.
They got to stand.
Right.
Don't care.
But the flag also looks cool as fuck on.
Yeah.
It is a pat.
They did kind of nail the flag.
With the R?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The RR.
Yeah.
Did you think about switching
when you were over there?
A little bit.
They have cool shoes too.
They do.
They have like their own brand.
Wait, they have their own shoes.
They have.
Yes.
What?
Look up like Taliban cool sneakers.
That the fool?
Is it Taliban cool?
Look up Taliban high tops.
Taliban high tops.
They had their own cool shoes.
Is the Taliban putting that shit on?
I know.
They swag?
Oh, what?
No.
They're never wearing those.
No.
Why do they obvious?
You don't need an article.
Those things are so fucking awesome.
Fuck.
What the hell?
I don't know they had Taliban high tops.
The Air Force.
Air Force Osama's?
Yep.
Neat be neat beards.
That would actually be like very funny if Osama had, like, I got an Osama five.
on.
The service cheetah.
Holy shit.
God damn.
Yo!
I know.
Wait.
They wear them in battles?
Blowing my mind.
They're sliming dudes in the
in those.
Oh my God.
Camel goes hard too.
They would be battling in those or in socks with sandals.
Dude, those are some
sick shoes.
Can we get Noble to make these?
I'm a...
I'm at a real, like, a moral impasse right now.
Yeah.
No, I'm actually not.
I'm not actually.
I'm not conflicting.
I would buy these in a second.
We market ours by, like, playing basketball.
They're just stepping through minefields with them on.
How did we not know this?
So are they made by terrorists by them?
Is it funding them?
It's a Pakistani...
This is a regular Pakistani company.
Oh, but they just...
Yeah, but the Taliban has an affinity for it.
Yes.
I might have to get one of those guys to be my stylist.
Fuck.
That site, American Pipe Dread has a lot of cool, like, semi-terrorist.
Really?
Oh, okay.
It's like a military supply.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But they have, like, really cool, like, wall rugs with, like, AK-47s on stuff.
Can I get these on, like, the Godap?
Rail.
Israel has their own Jordan once.
What?
Yeah, I think J-Drip.com has a lot of.
G-drip.
Yeah.
All right, so you guys are going to that one?
J-Drip, yeah.
They put the Dave on all the shoes.
Rocking the Dave.
The Dave's undeniable.
Look at the ones.
Come on.
This is crazy.
Enrich your wardrobe, not uranium.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, the J drips.
That's very funny.
Dude, I can't get that.
Taliban's again.
Taliban.
They got it.
They look really cold.
Service cheetahs.
It's the puffy ankle.
I know.
Sales team better get going.
Is this fake?
No.
Have you seen someone actually wearing these?
It's good camo too, Kyle.
The Air Army would wear them too.
You saw, like in person, you saw that?
Like people, yes, they were very popular.
Would anyone take?
No.
I don't think so.
I felt like that army and stuff went too.
It was like the cool.
And you guys just had fucking big, big, heavy boots.
Would those steel toe?
Some of them were.
Okay.
Not all of them.
Sealtow are so heavy.
Yeah.
Probably kick a football pretty far with them, though.
Yeah.
True, true, true.
They're awesome.
Although I feel like the flexibility on the Taliban shoes,
probably kick a football pretty far too.
They need...
Like, yeah, going into battle, if you look cool,
I'd imagine you'd fight better.
I mean, they were mostly in sandals.
Oh, yeah.
But to reach their own.
By the way, you know what they need to do?
I was just thinking about kicking footballs and that fat kicker.
Mivas.
That's a tough fat guy last name.
Oh, Mavis.
Who's that?
Rams kicker.
To say that Sean McVeigh was like, yeah, I trusted my fat kicker named Mivas.
Yeah.
They needed like not a blue tent, but some other tent where the kicker can just go in when they miss a kick.
Because you know they're going to show Mivas.
A kicker tent?
Yeah, no, we're just like, I miss the kick.
I don't want to be on TV.
Maybe it's just the non-TV tent.
We throw a big pick and you just go in that tent.
No, I kind of like a kicker tent.
Like, they're not in the game.
They don't play that much.
They're just chilling in there watching ball until they need to kick.
That can be a cool place.
I think Kevin Wilde's had the idea of like a sensory room for kickers so that you just
pull them out when they need to kick.
They don't know the situation.
Oh, you got the headphones up?
Yeah, yeah.
Century deprivation tank or something.
And they just be like, all right, you're ready to kick.
We're not even going to tell you the score.
Or just in there listening to Tom Sawyer.
That's probably really smart actually
They go in after and do it a confessional immediately
Yeah but a no TV tent
Or maybe it would be like a
Oh, how sick would it be if the NFL did like a kicker tent
Like you have to go in if you miss a kick
And it's just a GoPro
And you could switch the channel
And just look at them
I would like that
That would be awesome
Just staring at the kicker
What is he saying?
What is he doing?
Do you all ever have do you all ever
I'm a YouTube TV guy
I don't know if y'all are too
Do you ever click on
the game thinking it's the main broadcast.
They fucked us last night.
Yes. Did you get a guy?
Yes. The guy didn't even know the rules of overtime.
Yes. I was on an alt broadcast for some. I don't know how I got to the all broadcast.
Yes. And the bills are driving at the end and he's like, yeah, they got to run the time down so the, so the Rams don't have enough time. I'm like, what? You don't know the, if they score, it's over.
And the all broadcast did not know the rules and I have no idea how I got there. You got there too?
So I was looking for Joe Buck in the beginning and I couldn't find him because you two.
TV was all fuck, so I went to my cable.
Okay. But yes, I had the
same problem. I was like, where the fuck is the game?
It was like Manningcast and NFL network. They just
didn't have the game. I got on the NFL network
and I had all the numbers. You watched the whole game?
The guy didn't know. So I actually
watched Joe Buck at the beginning and then
at the end, I switched over to
raise
Guardians, excuse me. Why don't you do both?
I don't. I don't. I don't really
like doing that. You don't like multi?
Not multiple. It's too much from me.
Yeah. I like Multi-view either.
I like to focus
I'd rather focus on one game
Come back and forth
I'll do the early window of NFL
Multi-View otherwise I don't do it
Yeah
I don't know why I'm saying this
I'll do some college multi-view
Specifically last night I went
Full-screen
NFL and iPad
Yeah
So yeah I actually
I just with you right now
I don't feel
I feel like I'd be cheating on Monday night
Football if I went multi-view on Monday night
Yeah
But yeah I got on that all cast
He didn't know the rules
And it was weird
And I just it changed
I don't like it.
Yeah.
Was it like an illegal broadcast?
No, it was an alternate broadcast.
It's just you could tell the announcer talent, it's just not quite there,
and then they were doing some things with the camera.
This happened to me on Saturday.
I was flipping back.
Oh.
When I came back to Skycam?
Yeah, I came back to Sky Cam.
I get Sky Cammed all the time.
I got Sky Camed on Saturday.
Now, I did watch a lot of Alabama Georgia on Sky Cam,
because it does make you feel smart for a minute.
But there was a field goal that Georgia was trying,
and they just showed the sidelines.
They didn't even show the damn field goals.
announcer. So I had to get off of it. Yeah. I kind of like SkyCamp because you can just kind of
I like SkyCam and the Chris Fowler game. There's no announcers. Oh. Yeah,
because he's not. Breaking news. 30 seconds ago.
The Rams are moving.
Beavis. Why? Why would he do?
What? Oh, this is devastating to you. Isn't it Mark? What did he do?
He got his kick blocked, I guess. Well, yeah. Should he have, should he have blocked for
himself better? I don't think it was going in.
It almost went in even after it got blocked.
Yeah, but I think that, I think it blocked it
online. The blocked hell.
Oh, okay. Yeah. I think he was going to
miss it. That was crazy.
Hmm. Yeah, that sucks.
Sorry, Mavis.
Sorry, me, this. He was a beast at Missouri.
He still is a beast. Yeah, I guess he is.
Sean McVeigh, why
Sean McVeigh, who can't get special teams right,
cutting him is actually a good thing.
Mm-hmm. Like a guy who's in
competent at special teams doesn't want you.
That's actually like a huge compliment.
Hang around, sign with a competent coach in week eight.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah. Mivas will win a Super Bowl.
Mivas.
Maybe he'll go to the race.
This isn't the last of Mivas.
Mivis is Mizzou, right?
Greg, yeah.
And he's Indiana.
He's from, he's from Indiana?
He's from Maw, Indiana, yeah.
You know a lot about Mavis.
Are you a fat kicker guy?
He's from Warsaw, Indiana, Nick.
Home of Rick Fox.
Well, how far is Warsaw from Brownsburg?
Pretty far.
Yeah, still pretty surprising.
It's home with Rick Fox, Brian.
Did you not hear that part?
No, I like Rick Fox.
I like Rick Foxx guy.
Yeah.
Great eyes.
Home of the Plumlies.
He was in, he got game.
Rick Fox isn't an another man's wife guy, is he?
He could be.
He's almost certainly been in a show.
He's got to be.
Definitely been inside of his main.
He might be.
He's in the running for most handsome athlete of all time.
Yeah, he's.
His eyes are incredible.
He's a beautiful man.
He's been in another man's wife.
He had to me.
Who got to just tell by looking at it.
And that's over at Fox.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Tony Parker is another man's life guy.
My goodness gracious.
It looks a little smug.
He's as good looking as an athlete has ever been.
Yeah.
Handsome fella.
Teabobb just texted me saying, look up a picture of Blake Group.
They went from the fattest kicker to the tiniest and most child like.
Oh, yeah, Blake Group.
He's the same size as me.
That's why I know him.
Height and weight?
Yep.
And how's he looking football pads?
Because you look great in a T.
He looks like.
plankton
yeah
oh my goodness
group
oh yeah
looks like a kid
I know you can't look like
well if you make your kicks
because like the Vikings kicker
is a very funny
like he looks like a 22 year old
like intern at Golden Sacks
but he makes all his kicks
they went from me all of them
bevis
yeah
it's just bevis
look up Will Reichard
he's
when he
when he misses a kick
it's gonna be a problem
but you can look like whatever
is like
Yeah, that's tough.
That's tough.
But he makes them all.
He's like got 34 in a row.
But yeah, Will Riker, that's...
That's...
That's...
That's it.
Yeah.
Kate, you small-talk goddess.
What?
Did you say anything weird to anybody today?
Yes.
Oh, no.
In the parking lot?
Miss Awker.
Sure.
What did you do out there?
Colton was crossing the street up by Burger Barron, and I almost...
I was, like, turning, and I was like...
He was like, whoa, and I was like, it's just me.
Go ahead.
And then in the parking lot was turning in, and there he was again.
And I rolled down my window.
I was like, it would be super awkward in the office if I killed you.
And then I was like, why the fuck did you say that?
I, like, rolled up my window and I was like, why did you say that?
That's not even the one you were referring to?
You walked past MOOC and you were like, you're looking sort of fit.
Oh.
No, I meant you're...
Sort of fat.
You know what you want to compliment a color, sir?
He meant fat.
I meant fat.
No, yeah, I meant fat.
I just say he looks...
It's like we're at...
In a non...
Are you hitting on him?
No.
Why'd you put sort of in there?
Sort of fit.
That sort of.
Mook is looking right.
I'd say that in a non.
You're looking sort of fit.
I don't think I'd like that.
But, Kate, if I came in and said, you're looking nice today, or if I said, you're
looking sort of nice today.
That's a totally, it's two totally different things.
He's looking good.
For Mook.
No.
Oh.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
A mook's a very handsome guy
And he was looking, can I say svelt?
He was looking at Sveld today.
You're calling me Flubby.
He feels so much worse now.
Do dudes want to be Svelt?
Sveld is fat guys that aren't fat anymore.
That's it.
It's the only time you say spelt.
You never say spelled about anyone who's, yeah.
Did you see Jerry Jones's story where he, uh...
His Instagram store?
No, his...
No.
He called a woman pretty hefty, which is like, you know in the back of his head.
He's like, how do I say this appropriate?
pretty hefty
that's a fat ass person
pretty hefty
talking about a woman too
like the fattest thing yeah that's so fat
but in his head he's like how do I
how do I make this PC
healthy pretty hefty
well fed kind of saying husky is the
worst husky is basically
just calling a kid fat
I had to wear husky t-shirts in like middle
school I was husky
husky is mean
ran up to his car.
My greatest memories, and this is not the area you're talking about,
was after the game against Green Bay, maybe 25 years ago,
all of my grandchildren were very small, four or five years old,
and I had a car full of them.
We'd been up to watch Green Bay in Green Bay.
It was so cold.
And as we left the stadium, we won.
As we left the stadium, we were in a long, big car.
And I saw this lady headed toward the car, and she comes up beside the car running.
She's so upset as a Green Bay fan.
And she was pretty hefty.
And she turns around and pulls it all down and just plants it right up against the window.
And everybody inside was an aura and couldn't believe it.
And then her skin stuck to the window.
It was so cold.
The window
Well, what's he talking about?
Her ass.
Her big ass.
Her pussy got stuck to them.
Her ass got stuck.
That's a necessary detail in the story, though, hefty.
Yeah, pretty hefty.
It paints a better picture.
Yeah, you got to add.
Because one is awesome.
And then now I'm like, oh, poor guy.
Yeah.
Poor Jerry.
Press her fat ass.
Fat fucking ass.
Although, like, is it redundant, though?
Like, if I told you,
a female Packer fan in
December threw her ass up on a
car. Would you be
like, oh, that's a smoke show?
That's an hourglass of a lady.
Oh my God, that thigh gap.
Cars total.
Nah.
Yeah.
But that's like a thing with the Packers fans.
They moon the other team's
bus. That's why Ray.
That's what they say.
Really? Yeah.
Hey, Che, you're back.
That is a disgusting.
Mooning's funny.
Mooning is.
It's so funny.
It's really funny.
Mooning and pantsing.
Both.
Yeah.
Sass.
Asses.
Have you thought about, like, how you'd handle your son?
Mooney?
Mooning, I guess.
Yeah.
I guess that's what came to mind.
I don't have a boy, but like, as a parent, if you're a kid.
Yeah.
He does it.
He does.
Laugh and then I say, don't do that.
When they're in, like, eighth grade, if they're, like, mooning the bus.
Because I remember, I remember in eighth grade, some kids.
did moon the bus and they got like suspended.
Yeah, I got, I got detention because I mooned.
And now that I'm older, I'm like, dude, if my son did, I mean, yeah.
It's one of those.
That's a classic.
It's funny.
You pretend to be mad at.
I mean, what are we doing, man?
Yeah.
I remember they got suspended for like a week.
I was like, God damn, that's a, for showing their butt.
Showing your butt.
I remember like two years ago, we were on the way to Camp Barstool and Jersey Jerry, we
were on the bus.
Jerry was in the car and he was pulling up.
And he was like in about 30 seconds, tell everyone to look to the left.
And he had the window rolled down and just mooned everyone.
We'd laugh for like five minutes straight.
Was he driving?
No.
It still hits.
I'm struggling right now because my five-year-old daughter just keeps saying fucking.
Really?
Yeah, she calls her brother's fucking stupid.
Where'd you hear it?
I told her, I was like, can we just say frick?
And she goes, no, I like to say fuck.
I just laugh every time.
I mean, it's probably adorable.
She said, I like to.
say fucking yeah dude girls are crazy man they're crazy
like my my boys will like wrestle and fight
and like just boy stuff and then
like my daughter will get in it and then
immediately just like use her words and just devastate that she's like I
fucking hate you you'd be like I don't want you to be my fucking brother anymore
and I just be like whoa talking like that
godly yeah she got a little meat and I was just like and then they'll just be like
she said she doesn't love her
us and I'm like I she said well yes she says she's like I don't fucking love you
wow and then it ends the fight she I mean she knows that like she's got the one up just use
your word I don't fucking love you yeah that that's funny wrestling should just say that I'm just
like god damn does she mean it and I'm like I don't think so but I don't know is she saying it
because she knows she can't and she aware that it's oh yeah she knows it's not yeah she she knows
she shouldn't be I don't think she says it outside of our house
fucking is like kind of rolls off the ton of fucking it's very it the problem is I laugh every time
every single time first time I said it was like eighth grade yeah because I was afraid I was
gonna go to hell and it was like giving me nightmares there was like a fuck club and you could say it
I wouldn't say it yeah yeah oh gotta say fuck to get in I would are you sure that's what it was
yeah probably maybe the fuck club yeah I was the treasure you were the treasure of the fuck club
Collected the debt.
Taking all the dues.
It was the secretary taking the minutes of the fuck club meeting.
All right.
First agenda.
Fuck.
Yep.
All right.
We're done here.
Okay.
Everyone said it.
Until next time.
Yeah, little kid swearing is so fucking funny, though.
It's like so hard not to laugh.
And I laugh every time.
And they know they see me laugh.
Your kid's letting it fly, Brandon?
One does, yeah.
Yeah, it's the thing.
It's what my, my seven-year-old would never in a million years swear.
My, my 14-year-old boy doesn't do it.
Yeah.
I don't know if you guys know Tommy, but he'll just, I'll walk by his room.
And then he's playing video games.
He's laughing.
Ha, ha, ha.
I'll fucking kill you.
Yeah.
Like, all right, man.
Just, we're not going to do that.
It's so weird that it's like.
But what am I going to say?
Raising the same house.
One would just would never swear.
Yeah.
My daughter won't do it.
My 14-year-old won't do it.
The 10-year-old, we'll see.
Would you guys, like, get a detention in high school for swearing?
High school?
Our teachers cussed us, but, yeah.
I got detention on my very last day of school for cussing.
As I was, I don't know if y'all do it at your high school.
Our last day of seniors were, like, five days before everybody else's last day, we got to go.
And I was walking out, and I said, I'm fucking done with this place.
And Miss Petrie, one of the sweetest women you ever know, heard me from her classroom,
and walked out and said, you're not done yet.
Go to go to the office and I got detention.
I'd stay an hour late.
What your last day?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Miss Peacher is a wonderful, wonderful lady.
I had a Miss Petrie and she was the best.
Wonderful lady.
And we talked about it to this day.
She's like, I got you.
I got you on that last day.
You let her know.
I think she's a wonderful, wonderful lady.
Wonderful lady.
We could find and detention.
Really?
A cop the school?
Yeah.
For anything.
Yeah, like spitting fines.
What do you mean fine?
We had to pay.
Pay what?
You,
because you appeal?
Yeah, we had to pay for,
if we swore,
we had to pay for dress code fines.
How much?
Like how much?
A swear fine was probably like 20.
I remember if you got two dress codes.
It was like 50.
And then you'd have to do detention.
If our hair was touching our ears,
they would like make our parents come get us and go get a haircut immediately.
My mom had to leave work.
Yeah, the teachers would.
A ball busting ass.
Our hair was too long.
I was like, you're fucking one of the sophomores.
Yeah, facial hair, long hair, untucked shirt.
You guys all went to a Catholic school?
Kindergarten to Aves.
I was, yeah, public school.
Damn.
They were just, yeah, we could do whatever, really.
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I love this.
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What do you do?
You open, he opens,
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Yeah, exactly.
Wow.
Yeah, so the stakes are high.
Both.
I'm undefeated against you in those, Spider.
I haven't been had good luck on the packback.
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Nick's seen this.
This one's like inscribed by the artist who designed the card.
With the big Z?
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all right
so here we go
okay
I think it's gonna be
it better not be
oh oh come on
are you fucking kidding me
that was elimination wheel
so I pick a genre
elimination wheel yeah you could pick
you gotta get away
that elimination wheel
football baseball basketball
basketball Pokemon soccer one piece
god I love these all so much I'm such as
one piece
What's one piece?
It's an anime.
No, do football or baseball.
You know what?
I'm going to do...
I'm going to do football.
Do football.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Sweet.
So we're going to go on here, and there's all different price points.
You can get a starter pack for $25.
Booster for $50 all the way up to Apex, which is $2,500.
Oh.
We're going to go with a $50 football pack for Kate here.
What is she going to get?
And I like this because there's like a carousel.
of cards here. So, Kate, you tell me when to
stop. Stop.
All right. So there's your card.
That's a bad choice, Keith.
No, it was good. Here we go.
Mivas.
It's going to be amoevus.
It's going to be amoevus.
Who is it?
What we got?
Ramandre Stevenson, PSA 10, $59 card.
You made $9 just like that.
Wow. I knew it.
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So there we go.
All right, now, open up another one.
All right, so let's rip again.
Yeah, yeah.
We still want to do football?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Spend the wheel again.
Spend the wheel again, CJ.
It's exciting.
How about that?
No.
Oh, come the fuck on.
No.
No.
Nope, no.
Oh, okay.
Oh, damn it.
It's rigged.
Let's add a Pokemon.
Let's do you.
We're going to do a Pokemon $50 booster.
Here we go.
So where'd that $9 go?
It's in my wallet.
Oh, okay.
Kate, describe the card to me.
Let me guess what it is.
Okay, okay.
All right, give it a spin.
Stop.
Okay.
Let me see.
Nick, don't look.
Yeah, my eyes are closed.
Nick can't see what's going on here.
Okay.
It is a.
It's Japanese.
Oh, green, two green flashing blobs.
And it's for 70s.
dollars.
Wait, two green flashing blobs.
Two green flashing blobs.
It almost looks like two green spider webs or two green
snowflakes.
What?
Sell it.
Oh, it's like two little heads of broccoli.
Sell it.
Two little heads of broccoli and they each have three heads.
The broccoli's each have three heads.
You got to sell it.
And little bodies and little legs.
It's green?
There's two of them.
There's a color, Kate.
Hey!
Tell it.
What do I do?
Keep it collection.
Sell it!
Sell it!
Come on a phone!
Sell, Kate!
Sell it.
All right, we sold it.
What was it?
It was it?
Executor.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, something like that.
All right, should we spin again?
Yeah.
Spin that wheel, T.J.
I can't wait to do this for my third time.
Kate, you're on fire right now.
Kate is up.
I mean, both those cards, we've...
Fucking no.
No.
Oh, my God.
Chance.
All right.
What are we thinking, Kate?
Let's do a little baseball.
Baseball.
Did you say that was a one out of ten description of executor?
That was, why not pineapple heads, right?
Right.
Hey, did they have pineapple heads?
They have broccoli heads.
Broccoli.
So should I scroll to the left or the right?
Keep going what you were doing, please.
Two green globs.
That's just not it.
They're heads on eating.
Stop.
All right, here we go.
I felt a little weird about this one.
I feel good about this one.
Nick, do you want me to describe it to you again?
The baseball player?
Yeah.
Sure.
Okay.
Let's see.
He's holding a bat.
Okay.
He's white.
Okay.
What seems you put?
He's a Chicago White Sox shortstop.
Young kid.
Montgomery?
Correct.
Colston Montgomery.
$29 card.
So we, unfortunately, we lost there.
But, yeah, won the first.
Sell it.
All right, we're selling it.
Spin it again.
Can you, like, print it out and turn it into a real card?
So that's the best part is.
You can get them shipped to your, you can get the physical slab shipped to your house.
So, yeah, right now I have three.
And as Big Cat said, like, they're all collecting dividends by sitting in my collection.
So right now I'm getting 40 bucks in credits just for having a couple cards on their platform.
Also, tweet at me on with your Trove username.
I'm going to air drop someone some credits so they can rip here after as well.
So I'm matching it.
But, yeah, what do we think?
Yeah, yeah, sell it.
Let's spin it one more time.
All right.
We'll spin it one more time.
TJ, run that wheel when you've got to.
If it's you, it's piss.
It is piss.
Okay, okay.
It's piss.
No, what?
All right, Titus.
Give me a Pokemon.
All right, let's go, Pokemon.
Titus, describe it to me.
Make it a good one.
I'll describe it to you, Nick.
We'll figure this out.
What do you think?
Left or right?
Do you want to do it?
Do it, Mark.
Just play to the camera.
Okay, yeah.
Just let it stop on its own.
Don't look, Nick.
Love that.
Stop on its own.
Oh, that's good.
Swipe to it.
good.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's a yellow dinosaur
looking guy with a red
ball on its tail.
Amphoros.
Yeah.
It's Amphoros.
It's a Japanese amphorous hollow.
Yeah.
Let's go.
What are we doing?
Keeping it?
Hold on.
Let me see it.
Oh, sell it.
All right.
I sold it.
What the fuck?
We sold it back.
So, yeah,
make sure you guys.
One more spin.
One more?
We'll do one more.
We should just go until we get like a...
I mean, I'm almost...
Show-hay.
Oh, I already having it.
Yeah, I didn't need that.
I already have any of course.
You're logging what you have?
All right, TJ.
We'll do one...
I've got to get them all, Nick.
One final spin, T.
Oh.
It's going to be Dean.
Oh, let's go, KB.
All right, Kyle, what are you thinking?
Football.
Football?
So we're going to do a football $50 pack?
Pokemon.
Jesus.
Kyle's going to get something good.
or do you want me to pick?
How do you want to do it?
You can do it.
All right, you tell me when to stop.
Kyle, you're going to get something awesome.
I can feel it.
Stop.
They're all going to be awesome if they're in the NFL.
True.
Yeah, you're getting an amazing player.
Garrett Wilson, Gold Disc.
Oh, gosh.
$1.50.
Keep it.
Keep it.
I would like the money for being honest.
All right, well, then we can't rip again.
So, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
So I'm going to accept the buyback, and we will keep some credits.
That way we can continue to rip.
But thanks so much to Trove.
Make sure you guys are signing up.
I can't wait to.
Send me your username.
I'm going to pick someone to air drop some credit.
Sign up with the link I have pinned on my Twitter.
And send me your best hits.
There's some great cards on there.
That's Snorlax.
I'm going to have to export that one and send that home.
But yeah, thanks so much.
At HQ Spider.
Thanks, Spider.
Way to go, Spider.
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Pure Comet?
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Hmm.
Did you guys see the Mexican guy who learned English?
Yes.
Yes.
I need Josh to get him now.
By working at a P.
It's a restaurant.
Trying to think of what the joke is.
Does he have like an Italian?
Yeah.
He's just an Italian.
He speaks Italian-American?
Yeah.
Mexican.
It's so good.
Hey, let me tell you something.
They talk about being fast.
He's about to do things the right way.
What do you mean by that?
When I first started, I wanted to rush everything.
But they tell me chef that you always stop me.
Stop me. They tell me, slow down. You're not only just making pizzas. You're making something people they're going to remember. Do you still follow what they tell you or what?
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Love him.
He's so good.
We need that guy.
He's in New York?
I don't know.
Maybe?
I just gasped.
I thought if it was just like Mexico.
Yeah, right.
Stephen, how are your wisdom teeth, or lack thereof?
Doing okay.
I had like some pretty bad pain yesterday and a little bit today, but other than that, fine.
Manageable.
No painkillers?
Uh, just Tylenol, Edville.
Week.
I have a small Best Buy update from Pat yesterday.
Oh.
They have finally got in contact with someone from Best Buy.
They're like, we'll send another TV today.
So today, our neighbors right across from us have a ring cam like facing our house.
Today, a third party dropped off the TV, took a picture of it and leaned against our front door, sent it to Pat.
And then you watch as he walks back again, takes the TV.
What?
The delivery guy stole the TV.
So we're back to square one.
No fucking way.
Yeah.
What?
He like drops it off, takes a picture, walks back around the corner, and then like 30 seconds later he comes back and picks up the TV and it's gone.
It makes you wonder.
Is that like only something you can do once?
I don't know.
Yeah, right.
It was a third party.
It wasn't DoorDash.
It was like another...
What party?
Yeah, what's the...
Yeah, like a delivery...
My phone is that, so I can't ask him right now,
but somebody texts him, say, what was the third party?
How did he think he was going to get away with it?
I don't know.
Did he?
It sounds like he does...
I mean, he did.
I mean, if you really want to track him down,
you probably could, though, but...
You can't see his face in it.
He like, you just see him drop it off, and then he comes back again.
You should have his name, right?
I don't know.
Or the company, right?
Pat doesn't have the direct...
contact for the third party.
It's just like a vague.
It's the perfect crime.
Yes.
But so I think it's best to just let
it let that dream go.
Let it let it go.
But Best Buy still needs to be skull fucked.
Right. True.
You got your money back?
Did he get his money?
The TV got stolen today.
It got dropped off and then it got stolen.
So every guy dropped it off.
By the third party delivery man.
And you can tell it's the same guy that dropped it off.
Yes, I wish my phone is literally dead right now, otherwise the video's kind of funny.
Watch him drop it off and then he like comes right back and takes it.
How's your phone dead at noon?
Come on, Kate.
Nobody here has, I have an old, old phone and I forgot to bring the charger and nobody here has the charger that I have.
Connor Griffin does?
He does?
Yeah.
The little guy?
He's a lightning charger.
The little charger, I mean, not to get.
Oh.
A little charger.
Oh, Connor.
Danny Woodhead?
Danny Woodhead.
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Speaking of footage, did you see that Pablo Torres teasing that he's got the Kelly Clarkson footage?
Whoa.
Really?
Howdy-go?
Oh, shit.
Oh, this is just a tease.
Do you have it with, um...
Yeah, would there be audio?
Yeah.
We would need audio.
You ought to have audio.
This guy's just the...
an investigative machine
yeah
at this point is you just ask
hey can I have the footage
probably
Pablo Tori
yeah
how does he do it
he's like he's
he's asked again
I feel like this store
would only give that up
if it was good for them
looking good for them
that's true
that's a good point
I don't know
but what if it's an employee
it's an employee
who doesn't like working
who no
Yeah, true.
American Idol is back, right? It's a show again.
Yeah. I think it's always, right?
Does anything happen to the winner?
Does anybody...
I don't think it pops off anymore, right?
No. It's probably not worth winning.
No, at this point?
It's probably better to go on and be awful.
I think a guy from Mississippi won a couple years ago, and I don't even know his name.
It just doesn't pop off.
They got it right the first time around, and then from there.
That was, Kelly was first.
That's right.
Carry Underwood.
And then there was...
Kelly's the best.
She's the best that won that, and it was just...
Ruben stuttered at Ringabelle.
That's right.
Sorry for 2004.
Did Ruben B.
Ruben B. Clay?
Ruben B. Clay.
Didn't Clay...
Justin Guarie?
He came like a pretty big star, though.
He did all right.
He was season two.
He probably did better than Rubin.
Who's in a queen cover band now, and it's really good Adam Lambert?
I think he's just in Queen, is he not?
Yeah, it's just Queen.
Was in Daughtry?
Oh, Fantasia.
Is she still?
No. Mandisa passed away, unfortunately.
Mandisa did? Yeah.
She got the gospel, I think.
Oh, Taylor Hicks.
Soul Patrol. I saw him at the 2007.
Chris Daughtry was the famous one from that season.
Oh, Jordan Sparks did okay, didn't she?
She had a hit. I think this is where we start losing them.
Oh, no, I never heard of him.
That was David Cook, David Archiletto. It was like,
yeah.
Oh, David, are you on?
Sure.
Chris Allen.
Never heard of him. Beat Adam Lambert.
Shouldn't have.
Oh, come on.
Lee DeWise?
This is where they start going to me.
I don't even know the names.
What's Lee to Wise doing right now?
How many?
I actually remember that name.
How many Spotify listeners does he have?
Lee DeWise.
Oh.
Sounds like a
180K.
Wow.
Oh, okay.
All right, Lee.
Good job.
Oh, I remember.
He's doing well.
He's doing all.
He's doing a country guy.
Oh, Philip Phillips.
Nope.
Philip Phillips.
He had.
some bangers.
Josh, can you get us just any of these guys?
Any of them?
And it's Glover.
Anyone and just be like, what's up now?
I mean, we're like halfway through.
There's just got to be one that we don't know.
I don't know Caleb Johnson.
Never heard of them.
Caleb's probably watching.
Lead to why.
I'd like to talk.
No, Nick Frediani.
That's my Mississippi guy, I think.
The most recent success is
is Benson Boone, right?
Never heard of her.
Oh, he won this?
No.
He quit.
Oh.
Oh.
I think it was like the COVID year.
He just like stopped doing it.
Lane Hardy.
Dropped out.
COVID season doesn't count.
Just Sam.
Damn. Nope.
Oh, that was COVID.
Chase Beckham.
Nope.
But at least they got, like, can you name anybody that won the voice?
No.
They've done 30 seasons of the voice.
Wait.
Didn't a famous country singer with the voice?
Morgan Wallin didn't win.
Oh.
He was in the voice?
Yeah.
Oh, is that the guy who sang somewhere over the...
No, no, I don't know.
It's Tonguey.
Okay.
That was Israel something.
That's the Statue of Liberty.
Okay.
Okay.
It was a mystery.
It is.
Okay.
Danielle Bradbury
She won the voice
I don't know who that is
She's great
The voice is amazing
Hers or like the show
The show
I love the show
I love the show
I love the highlights
You didn't watch the show
When they win them over and they
Hit that buzz around
Oh that's the one where they're turned around
Who's the dude who
Covered Robin
I think we're alone now
That's Tiffany
Calum Scott
He was a
That song's massive
I'm in the corner watch
You kiss her
Yes yes
Yes
That song
Dancing on my own
That's that's
Yeah
Yes
That's the one
So you guys are voice guys
He was Britain's got talent
Oh
What if
That's what I love
I love
Britain's got talent series
X Factor
Mass Singer
Where was one direction
Did the voice
Did the voice
Should we not care
about the voice
care about everything else.
I would love a saying competition.
You just look.
You don't sing.
You walk out naked.
That's right.
And they have to guess whether they're a good singer.
Yes.
Whether they're hot.
Do you think, say you looked at all the seasons of the voice and all the people who won,
do you think if they could see them the whole time, the results would be different every year than what they were?
They love when the person is like homely and fat.
Pretty hefty.
Everyone turns around.
Whoa, you could do that.
But like the second singer season of American Idol was a fat guy won.
It's true.
And did Susan Boyle win something?
Yes.
The Euro's, the big Euro thing that they do.
Frozen Boyle is why the voice exists.
Didn't Susan Boyle happen before the voice?
She was just a song Britain's got tough.
They were like, oh my God, ugly people can sing too.
Yeah.
She came in second.
Somebody watched that.
She lost.
We did a Susan Boyle competition.
How did she do after her?
She stayed famous, right?
She did great.
But also, it's just like the first episodes of the voice they can't see them.
That's right.
That's an American Idol.
Yeah.
That's right.
They shouldn't be able to see them all season.
They should do like a hottest, smartest person.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
They come out there, they're turned around, and they say facts.
Yeah.
Things that they know.
Could we get chairs like the voice for the yak?
Why?
We could right now.
Don't know.
We just turn around.
Wouldn't it be cool to be sitting those big ass chairs?
Yes.
Of course it would.
And then we do some stupid ass competition where we turn around.
Yeah, I don't hate it.
Got to find him.
Stephen, by the way, did you find the Facebook marketplace thing I was looking for?
No, but I have some asks out.
Okay.
I have a...
I'm trying to buy the Pete Rose table.
Yeah?
That thing would look so good in the middle of this room.
Are you kidding me?
Would shatter it.
Oh, my God.
It's not even Pete Rose.
Not even close.
I have a question.
Yes.
Yeah, please.
So we were talking about Best Buy.
What did they sell there anymore besides TVs?
All the cameras, microphones,
door cams, video games,
computers, laptops, iPhones.
Walls to the extras.
Oven.
Dishwashers.
You can get a dishwasher at Best Buy.
Oh, yeah.
They have a whole kitchen set.
Back and cleaner.
Thermostats.
Glenders,
Excel blender.
A ton of so.
Juicers.
Candy and the.
Oh, air friars?
Yep.
Rees's cups.
Oh, I wonder why you buy where you buy air friars.
Oh, Lego, Lego sets.
You were wondering where you buy air friars?
Yeah, where would a person acquire one?
Anywhere.
How long have you been wondering that?
A couple weeks.
When's the last time you went into a Best Buy?
Decades.
Decades?
I go in all the time.
Really?
I always thought they were like flirting with closing.
Oh, I love going to a Best Buy and just walking around.
I do, too.
But you don't.
Best Buy doing well?
Oh, you definitely don't.
You walk in and out.
I feel like they're...
It's a decade, Stephen.
You just...
You're just restricting yourself from something you love so much.
20 years.
I love walking Best Spies, but I just can't do it.
I don't see him anymore.
You don't see them anymore.
They're a red-guess blue building.
You pass one every day off the highway.
There is that one, but it's not like in a convenient spot for me necessarily.
There's definitely one out.
There's definitely one out by your house.
They're a big plight of the highway.
There's one, you pass one every day that is an exit that you could get off and go to the best.
So you haven't been to one in 10 years, let's say.
Probably 14.
14?
Yeah.
If there was one in a-
I think you got to get you to a best buy.
If there was one in a more convenient spot to you, how often would you go?
It has to be like, I mean, there's just one in your fucking house.
There's just one in your house.
There is?
Yeah.
Wait, Stephen, you didn't watch the show yesterday, right?
I did not.
Okay.
Why don't you go to a Best Buy right now and zoom in?
You'd be amazed.
Go to the one pack that kicked out of.
No.
No, we talked about Best Buy.
That's why.
Yeah, Zoom in from Best Buy.
Time out.
I would love to see you go in.
There's just no way you didn't know what Best Buy sells.
If passing...
He did get away with Asking that.
All the stuff I would associate with Best Buy are like video games.
Still there.
DVDs.
Yes.
TV is not...
Television's for sure.
Yeah.
There's a whole TV wall.
There's a whole computer section.
There's a whole home appliance section.
I did not know they sold any home appliance section.
You can get a treadmill in a row.
there now, I think. Like, there's, there's, there's all sorts of, oh, the ring cam.
All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. And zoom in. Are you excited, Steve?
Turned me with a good time. Yeah. You love doing this. Let's go. I mean, if passing one every day isn't
convenient, what is? I think Best Buy might be among the most convenient stores we have. Yeah, I just
looked it up. There are 400 in Chicago. Yeah. And you're right. Like, you can't. There are 400 best buys.
It's 400, yeah.
You can't drive on a route and not see the Best Buy.
No.
I think it's a good solid store.
And I enjoy, if I'm, if I'm out and I have 10 minutes to kill, I'll just go and go check out what they got.
Stephen, did you go?
Do you leave?
He's gone.
Oh, my God.
Just like that.
He said, I'd love to.
He better get.
We need him thrown out.
Hate crime.
Thrown.
Really.
You can't video.
Well, that's why they kicked that out.
That's why we're sending him.
Oh, I'm so dumb.
I want him to go on Zoom.
I'm like, he is going to get kicked out.
It's going to be great.
Drag him out by his feet.
As soon as you said, like, did you watch the show yesterday?
Why don't you go to Best Buy?
I knew that.
I'm so dumb.
That was good.
Yes.
Oh, this would be great.
Should we call in a tip to Best Buy?
If he doesn't, we'll just get to watch Stephen be amazed at all the things.
Yeah, it's a win-win.
It's a win-win.
Easy Win-win.
Let's say we want to see the Best Buy uniforms.
We got into an argument over it.
Yeah.
go up to a person and ask
to the geek squad
yeah
geek squad so a thing
does it
oh they're killing that makes sense
geek squad's killing it
no geek squad makes sense
how many times do people just break shit
and they're like fix it
senior citizens are always calling
the geek squad do they wear ties
bow ties
orange shirts
gray shirts
gray shirts right we have a bet
I confuse them with the orcan men
do they wear ties
that's white that's white shirt
Are those exterminators?
Yeah.
Red tie.
Red tie.
Right?
They wear ties?
Yeah.
They do.
Oh, wow.
Hmm.
It's kind of messed up.
They just called them all geeks.
The geek squad.
Here's your tie.
Geek is tough.
That doesn't even imply intelligence.
No.
Nerd at least like, yeah, you're just.
Yeah, nerd squad would have worked.
And they have it plastered on the side of the cars, too.
Mm-hmm.
So you guys.
Squad.
It's right out of a group.
Would you rather be a geek or a dweeb?
Geek.
Imagine if your house is burning down and the geek squad shows us.
I accidentally called the geek squad.
Fuck.
Nerd geek.
TJ, pull up to your list of nerd.
Wait, wait, wait.
Nerd.
Nerd.
Nerd.
It's best.
Nerd.
Nerds best.
Nerd.
Nerd.
Geek.
Dork.
Dweep.
But there's so many more.
Yeah.
That's a big four.
I think I agree with that.
Namskull.
Oh my God.
Ninkapu.
Nankapu.
You got a kiwiwai aboulai.
Namashua.
Right.
Yep.
What you said.
What'd you say?
The Zulu hex.
Been really into Zulu since we found out about their...
The impervious to dumb-dum bullets.
I really love me.
What the fuck does that mean?
What hex did you just cast?
This is like a standard curse.
On who?
I think I cursed you to fiery hell, yeah.
Oh, that's right.
Fuck, man.
Apologies.
Give a guest on Zoom.
Oh, who's our guest?
Oh, shit.
Hey, Gumpares, how you doing?
Let's go!
How are we doing, man?
What's going on?
Who's this guy over here?
So what's your name?
We missed it on the video.
Chef Cruz?
Chef Cruz?
Like that, Gumpa.
Okay, so where are you, Chef Cruz?
Me and my guys, we are in North Carolina.
We're working for a solo restaurant.
Okay.
And you're originally from...
I originally from Mexico.
I'm working with these Italian people for 20 years, my gosh.
I love it.
I love it.
So you learned English from the restaurant?
Yeah, from my ex-bosses.
Yeah, the first generation.
Yeah, these people, they were from New York.
No, you're Italian.
I love it.
Before this video popped off, were people recognizing, like,
well, you have an awesome accent?
Like, did people know?
notice this and love it?
Yeah, yeah, everybody,
basically, everybody love
what I do, Tobianos.
Yeah.
Solid.
This is awesome.
Have you picked up any other
Italian traits
aside from the accent?
Yeah, basically
use like,
used to work and talk
with the people's
like the food,
basically how to make a little bit business, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
People, they know how to make business.
And I respect that.
Can you say, hey, I'm walking here?
Yeah, I'm walking over here.
How many pizzas do you make a day, Chef Cruz?
Right now, we just building the business.
We be here for like, we've been here for two months.
right now,
um,
we make,
and to be honest,
we make like,
uh,
20 pizzas,
10 pics.
Oh,
no.
Just per day.
But we're going to get to 300 pizzas or 400 pixels.
Oh,
that's my,
that's my goal,
you know.
Um,
because I used to,
I used to work with this Italian guys.
They used to make,
uh,
300,
500 pizzas.
So I am not escorted to that.
You feel me?
Yeah.
What's the name of your restaurant in Charlotte?
So it.
Oh,
it's a rally.
Raleigh, Raleigh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
What's the name of the restaurant?
Solo Italiano.
Solo Italiano.
We got to get Dave to do a pizza review.
Yes, we do.
We have to send them down.
Oh, man.
Where are you guys from?
Where are you guys are?
We're in Chicago.
Hey, gumba, you need to come to visit me over here.
I'll be there.
Oh, yeah, you're there.
A good big.
Yeah.
You got to go to solo?
Yeah.
We got to get Dave down there.
Solo, okay.
Solo, Wake-O-Taliano.
Yeah.
Whenever you want to come by, you come straight to the kitchen.
I'm telling you right now, straight to the kitchen.
You make, I watch the video, the pizza looked incredible.
Like, you make you, and you, and I love what you said about, like, putting the love and care into the pizza.
It looks like great pizza.
Uh, it's great pizza.
Uh, 100% that because I've been working like I told you on Italian restaurants for 20 years.
Because we know.
They teach me everything from scratch.
Uh, so I can say it's, if they.
very good, you know.
Yeah.
And I start working with these guys as a dishwasher, washing dishes, you know.
And after that, they show me.
They see I was always around asking, hey, what else to do, you know?
So they decide to teach me.
I was 15 years when I started working in the restaurant.
Do you have a baseball team you root for?
That's a nestle.
Baseball, I don't know, Tobiano's, I don't like, me not like a sport.
Oh, okay.
We got to get you rooting for the Yankees.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
So awesome.
Italian.
I hear about Yankees.
I heard me.
Yeah.
My ex-bosses, they're from, they used to be in a, from Apoli.
They used to love these things.
Baseball.
He used to love Yankees.
They always have pictures of Yankees on the, on the world.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Oh, man.
Yeah, Bumba.
Well.
Chef Cruz, thank you so much, man.
We appreciate it.
Yeah, we got to get people to solo.
Okay, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Oh, my guys, I know.
Yeah.
Like my, I think you guys are very good people.
My godfather, he always told me be nice and you're going to get wherever you go with nice people.
And I see that answer right now, you know.
Yeah.
I'm with you guys too.
I love it.
Well, thank you so much, Chef Cruz.
Yes.
Good luck with the restaurant.
If we're ever in Raleigh, we'll definitely.
stop by.
Chiavo
ragas.
All right.
Bonacera.
Thank you.
All right.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Yeah.
We need a be.
I'm going to visit him.
After him.
And I'm going to ask for a chimichanga.
Yeah.
Come on, dude.
Be real.
You're making me.
Oh, man.
He's the man.
We got to get Dave down there.
Got to.
Oh, man.
That guy rocks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
His pizza looks really good.
Really, really good.
Who's this guy?
Chef Cruz.
Oh, were you taking a piss?
No.
He's this guy who's...
Are we talking about this today?
Yeah.
You didn't pee today, did you?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
He's a Mexican guy, a guy from Mexico
who learned how to speak English
from his Italian-American bosses.
Oh.
So he's a Mexican guy
who talks Italian-American.
I mean, they tell me.
They tell me,
you're not only, just making
pizza making something people
they're going to remember
do you still follow what they tell you or what
every single day my guy
the way I straight the dough
the way I prepared the sauce even
the little detail most people don't
notice I learned
on that from Italian let me tell you this
after all these years there is one
thing I know for help you
I love this guy that's awesome
I thought he was American aisle guy
I was like I was like
oh he's not digging I was like
This guy won American Idol?
I was mentally prepping questions for George Sparks.
There is no way.
Oh, man.
If you're a pizza place and you're not utilizing one of your employees' reviews,
you're just doing it wrong.
Between that and the butt cheeks, right?
That's the...
Cheeks.
That account ended up following Eddie.
Yes, it did.
Wait, which...
The pizza place, the girl has the butt.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Good for Eddie.
I know.
Good for Eddie.
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Dom's with Steve.
We almost have to tell Dom not to film.
Otherwise, he's the one who's going to be getting tech.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's what Che asked.
Do you want Dom to zoom in or do you want Che to Zoom in?
Che, just Che.
Turn the AC on, let Dom wait in the car.
Yeah, crack a window.
Or Dom can get the footage.
of put a sign yeah
it's a favorite yeah I mean both of them getting kicked out work
yeah fun with that
yeah have Dom get the behind the scenes of
of Che zooming in that will definitely get busted
two cameras out I don't know how passionate the day shift
of Best Buy is going to be about kicking somebody out
yesterday
yeah but
Pat was causing a ruckus was he not
no door dash was like send us a picture to show us
you're a Best Buy and they kicked him out
I don't know.
Or he, but he might have been.
Did you find?
Stephen!
That was going to quick.
It must have been really close.
It's so close.
All right.
It blends right in every other.
Let's go. Wow.
The transition.
Jay, look at you're excited, man.
All right.
So I haven't been in a best place since, like, video games stopped being physical.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm just going to walk around, check it out.
What are your first thoughts, man?
Um, two space out.
I thought there'd be like a lot of rows.
What?
Okay.
There's a lot of open space.
There's rows everywhere.
No, no, not like I was picturing.
They got iPads make sense.
Keyboards make sense.
Okay.
What the fuck are we doing?
Chey, are the employees?
Are they in like casual?
Where are they still in the blue?
What is the employee?
Is it the classic blue?
Yeah, classic blue.
Can we see him?
Uh, how do I do this?
okay
yeah just keep it
to this van
yeah yeah
so we can now
we feel like
we're walking through
with you
there's the TVs
nice
yeah
TVs this
this whole section
makes sense
what are these
phone cases
yes
yeah
what is
pretty visibly
phone case
what is this man's
never been in a best
by
there's multiple
aisles of phone cases
yeah
everybody's got a phone
Che
yeah
okay
beats
headphones
sorry
was that a
What are they wearing?
Is it blue?
I don't think they're in blue anymore.
Yes.
Yes, blue.
Are they?
No, I don't think so.
We have a bet.
Danny knows somebody who works there.
I was on to something.
What?
What?
There's nothing.
How are you going to...
They're redoing something for the Christmas season.
Yeah, right.
What?
Wait, show the employee.
Yeah, right.
There's the Fitpitz.
Danny said the employees wear yellow now.
I could have swore.
No.
Oh, they were blue.
Blue, yeah.
All right, internet stuff makes sense.
It's all going to make sense.
I was picturing more like, because when I used to go to Best Buy, it would be for like video games or CDs, but those don't exist anymore.
Yeah, and you will.
There's a lot of other technology there.
You'll get to the video game section in a minute.
There are, okay.
Yeah.
But then can you not buy games anymore?
Oh my God.
You can still.
Oh, my God.
You do got cards here.
Yeah.
That don't make sense.
No, that's not tech.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I mean, I will say as Best Buy's go to this one.
Video games.
Okay.
So you can buy real games.
I thought you couldn't do this anymore.
You can?
We're trending towards that, but that's...
What the hell is this?
It's a bracy.
You put your phone in to...
play games.
Oh, that kind of sucks.
What?
Yeah, wait, what are you talking about?
That's actually, why it sucks?
Why is he so hell-ben on hating Best Buy?
He doesn't
buy PlayStation games anymore.
Why did you think that?
Yes, we are.
You can definitely, why is he, why?
Yeah, why is somebody mad about Best Buy as much
as you do?
You hate it.
You thought they put a stop to updating technology in 2012.
Soon.
You can.
And, yeah.
Soon, okay.
Like the next.
The PS6 won't have discs.
Action figures?
We're doing a video of a man who's never been in Best Buy.
But he loves it.
So what, like, what has changed since the last time you were there?
There's no CDs.
There's no music that I've seen so far.
They might have a vinyl section.
Oh, there's Legos.
Oh.
Does the Geek Squad still have like a dedicated booth member?
They had like a second.
Maybe that's what got taken out.
Yeah, where's...
Can you find us a geek squad?
About us a geek, Steve.
Yeah, just like...
Speak their language.
Makes sense.
Yeah, restaurants.
Yeah, that does make sense.
You're right.
Those are home cameras.
Okay.
A lot of security systems.
Wow.
Wait a second.
Go up that ladder.
Car electronics and just...
It's all Pokemon.
That's Legos.
No.
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, that's really...
Chee, tweet that.
Yeah, you got to read it.
Just be like, what in the absolute fuck?
Yeah, what the fuck?
Tweet that.
Oh, I can't access my camera.
Oh, yeah, I can.
Cool.
All right.
I like just, Chee, going, doing things.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
What happened?
Oh.
My camera
Can you guys see?
Nope
No
No
Oh that's cool
Kate
Do that again
You're in the right
Oh yeah
Okay
Oh yeah
Okay
You got a picture
Of it
It's fishy
Oh cool
These are
The appliances
We told you about
Yeah
I did
Not my best buy
What
Uh huh
When did they
They start doing this
It's forever ago
Like
Are you anti them
Doing this
Steve
Yeah
This should just be
home electronics.
That is.
That's what I'm saying.
Is that not what the store is?
It always has been this.
What do you want from Best Buy?
I don't think I've ever seen this in Best Buy.
Do you want a smaller store?
He wants a tiny
CD store.
We told you about that blender.
For a record store.
I think you're thinking of Sam Goody.
Yeah.
These would be like shocking reactions for someone
who was just in a coma for 10 years.
Right.
Best Buy started selling
washers and dryers in 2006.
Jesus.
20 years ago.
Yeah, they were the blenders.
I told you.
get an air fryer. Yeah, get an air fryer, Che.
All right, I'm going to be honest, I don't even know what an air fryer looks like.
What?
Oh, my God.
Heaven.
Yes, you do.
Every, yes, you do.
Ask for help.
Chey, you got to ask for help.
And just, like, take a picture of someone.
Yes.
Let him know you're filming, though, before.
That's not.
That's a pizza oven.
How is it?
Find an air fryer.
How is it that you don't?
I'm trying.
Che, do you like fail the robot tests online, however?
Yeah.
He's never passed a caption.
That might be one.
Yeah, right there.
Air fryer.
I have that one.
Good?
Yeah, it's really good.
It's a toaster air friar, all in one.
Huh.
It's actually an awesome.
Chee.
Oh, interesting.
Che, there's a rumor that they typically don't hire shorter people.
Do they have short employees?
Can you find?
Everybody's probably...
That was one.
There's one guy who's maybe like five, nine.
They make the men shave their chests.
Is that true?
We've lost them.
You really got to get close.
I was this different than a toaster.
Because it has an air fryer button.
I have that.
But also, that doesn't even look like a toaster.
We've lost him to the airframe.
I think he's going to get kicked out on his own.
We can just wait.
This is crazy.
Smart oven air fryer
Why don't you get one Steve
Jay go prank
Go prank one of their employees
Hate to say it
This might just work
This is gonna work
Yeah it's a win the other way
He's just
In wonderment on the Best Buy
That is a good thing
Do you guys tell CVs anymore or no?
No
No
All right
Hey you shouldn't be
filming he's filming
fuck
why does that matter
he's here to be a 12 year old right
why would that ever matter
that's kind of boring
that looks like it pretty easy right
you don't like Legos
no hate him oh well what
hate him who hates Legos
you hate Legos
why do you hate Lego that reaction
because it's just a lot of directions
and instructions yeah
I like this
he fucking hates everything at Best Buy
oh here we go here's a different air friar
Yeah, that's just an air fring.
This is more like a typical air fryer right here.
Looks like a coffee maker, kind of.
No.
You think like that?
Yeah, okay.
I guess so.
Fuck it, kind of.
119, do you think that's well-priced?
In the big basket?
I don't know.
What?
Who are you talking to?
Cooks up to nine pounds of wings.
I love this version.
He's just...
What, everything is, like, brand new to him.
The whole world.
Wait, Che, is that the...
Max Crisp, six and one.
Is it a Ninja Air Friar?
I've not known what an air friar like.
It's been the most basic gift for like 10 years.
Oh, Brandon, five pounds of fries.
Okay.
That's good.
Chey, do you have any questions for the employees about the air fryer?
I don't understand air friars.
I don't know how they work.
Yeah, that's something to ask them.
Maybe get an exclusive yak interview.
Hello.
Oh, hey now.
Never get there.
Whoa, Ninja Slushy.
That's pretty cool.
Jay, you got to leave with something.
What that?
You got to leave with something.
Jay, find the manager and talk to him about.
Oh, you can what?
I love the retail chase segment on the, yeah.
Some of this is really like a tractor supply.
Oh, the twist.
I've never been to a tractor supply either.
Oh, you can have an toy.
No, what would I go in there for?
A tractor?
I actually would like to see that.
Got you there, Nick.
Owned me.
All right.
Okay.
Well, all signs are pointing to Pat made a ruckus.
Yeah, Pat might have made a ruckus.
I would say it.
I think Pat made a ruckus.
I think Pat might have made a ruckus.
This is the an art.
You could do whatever the fuck you wanted.
Do you know what that was, Stephen?
Some type of, something's blowing on me.
What's something that would blow on?
Yeah, what do you think that might be?
Automatically purifies and I'm out now.
What?
Why are you?
What?
Purified air you're out on?
What do you think those fringes are?
This one I think is a wine fridge.
There we go.
This is just, I don't know, mini fridge.
Probably still wine.
What's this?
That's an oven.
That's as obvious as it can be.
What?
It's a very thin oven.
It seems like too many things for one.
What?
You are alien.
You are the most streamlined oven I've.
Yeah, what do you talk about?
I love the reflection.
Are these four ovens?
these are all ovens
who's buying this?
Who's buying what?
Actually,
who's buying an oven?
I think that's the exact oven I have.
Oh,
oh,
never mind,
okay.
I thought these are all together.
What?
You bought that as a set?
Oh,
you thought I,
like,
I thought all this was one set.
Gotta assume.
Gotta,
yeah.
Check out the,
so do you think all these
refrigerators together are one set?
No,
well, they're next to each other.
These are actually connected.
maybe some type of shelving apparatus
this works
do you ever want to microwave a lot of spaghetti
the device for you
a microwave
yeah
huh all right
this this doesn't feel like best buy
it just feels like
what does it feel like Sears
okay
yeah this sucks
I don't like Best Buy anymore
why don't you talk to the man
I'm sorry Steve
talk to the manager about it
fine I speak
What about this?
Yeah, this is a classic best by tech?
This is Mr. Beast?
What?
He's right.
Is it a computer?
Oh, these are cool.
These computers are like the bendy.
Curved.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's just...
I'm really enjoying.
Yeah.
Not my best.
What is that for?
Oh, it's a computer.
Oh.
Very clear.
Computer video game controller.
Interesting.
What is that for?
What could that...
What makes that interesting, Steve?
I don't know.
I didn't know what system it was for.
But it's for a computer, I guess.
Turtle Beach.
Man.
Yeah.
Underwhelming.
I thought...
I don't know what I thought, but...
Kate, the Bees is being a demon.
...video games.
Chey, I don't believe the best buy you remember ever existed.
Underwhelming.
You said, wow, like 10 different times.
You were just thinking it was CDs and video games.
Glasses?
Are you thinking of Blockbuster?
What are you thinking of?
like same man.
What, oh, man.
Renting movies are Blockbuster.
No, it's certainly best by.
They always had computers.
They always had shit like this.
Always had computers.
Home theaters.
Always had TVs.
Yeah, always TV.
Always had audio.
Do they always have fucking little Donkey Kong thing?
Oh, $30?
I feel like, yeah.
Oh, I feel like kind of, yeah.
I think so.
I don't know.
Fairly, oh, all this stuff I don't understand.
So find some.
something that's familiar.
What is that?
I can't.
Is that primary?
That's kind of cool.
Oh.
Oh, football.
Do they have the NFC too?
What are those?
Steve.
Steven, do they have the NFC?
Yeah, check behind there.
Nope.
Wait, is it not?
Oh, shit.
No, it's 32.
Oh, oh.
Yeah.
Buy that.
I want that.
I want that.
Okay.
Just, uh.
I'll pay you back.
All right.
You got it.
Okay.
I want to watch you buy it.
Do you want to watch me buy it?
Yeah.
Yeah, I wouldn't see a credit card number.
Oh, yeah, no.
No, no, that's not.
We're not going to look at your credit card number.
I want to see what the checkout line looks like.
Yeah.
Yeah, are there other people in there, Steve?
No, I like being your eyes.
I like first person.
Yeah, we like first person shooter, Steve.
Although this is good, too.
It's good, too.
Pretty good.
Hold on.
I love to this.
I found a cheat squad.
Oh, nice.
there they are
asking for help
with the helmets
yeah
ask what you help me
like what do I do with these
do I need batteries
there's nobody there
classic
how is that clap
um
incredibly long lines for no people
um all right
wait
these helmets
we're coming with you
we're coming with you
the line the structure of the line
is incredibly long.
There we go.
Pay real quick.
Pat must have been...
He must have been screaming in there.
Like nuts.
Hi.
AFC and NFC helmets?
No.
Are you going to go to the floor?
Oh, that's wrong card.
I think you have to tell her you're on the act, Steve.
Oh.
Like 35 minutes.
Right.
His phone is on right now.
He's recording.
Steve, you are showing your card.
Adjust your card.
Do you want to match?
Yes, please.
He shouldn't.
I think doesn't he have to?
Yeah, legally.
Steve, live the tape.
You have to tell her.
We just got word from.
Thank you.
This is, it's crazy.
A thousand people just saw that.
Pat, Pat did something.
Kate, what did he do?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, you're good.
Stephen, put, put your helmets on the, on the cart and cart it to your car.
Okay, I don't know where Dom.
Oh, Che, Che, Che, Che, they have to check your receipt before you go.
I don't think I got one.
Did you grab it?
You can't go then.
He stole these.
He's stealing.
All right.
Just tell him you bought him.
I'd show them the bag.
It's not bag.
Noise go off.
We got a runner.
Shit.
I don't know where Dom is.
He got...
This is tough look for Pat.
Really tough look for Pat.
He did not care.
What happened to Pat?
No, no, no, the red cart.
Forget this cart.
I don't care.
It was the red card.
There was a red card in there.
For like TV.
Che.
You saw one?
Che.
Che.
Oh my God.
Steve.
Yeah.
Go return, though.
We don't want them anymore.
What was I thinking?
We have them.
We just got them.
Yeah, we just got them.
Oh, why did you tell me get them?
We were fucking with you.
Just return them.
You got your receipt, right?
Oh, no, I don't.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Whoa, whoa, don't skip the line.
Who's this guy in the teal shirt?
Hey, you.
So stupid.
Nice tozies.
So stupid.
So stupid.
Oh, man.
Retail Che is my favorite.
Yeah, we might have to get a list of all the stores he's never been to.
Sorry, I just bought.
this two minutes ago. My friends I didn't want them anymore.
Can I just return them? Yeah. I bought it
90 seconds ago.
Did the receipt?
Uh, no.
Get the picture.
Um,
I didn't use a phone number with it.
We don't have a.
That's fine.
That's fine, Steve.
No, she checked me out.
Steve, you can keep them.
Keep them.
No, no. You're the return goblin.
Tell me you must return.
Oh, uh,
oh.
Oh, you did give me a receipt.
Seems like they're pretty kind and understanding.
Oh, man.
Okay, just pat a bad guy?
Maybe.
We just went so deep.
And the return's easy.
Very easy.
Really easy.
Super easy.
I don't want to be that guy, but I kind of wanted the helmets.
Yeah, I kind of did too.
Wait, Stephen, we want them.
Steve, I'll take him.
You just found a use for him.
Oh, no.
Have we lost, Steve?
Oh, boy.
There it goes.
Steve, just leave.
Just be like, actually, you guys can have these.
Those are for you.
That's a gift.
Say it was never about the money.
Just leave.
Stephen, just take him and leave.
Steve.
Stephen, we'll take him.
Take him and leave.
I put it as not open.
Steve.
Take him and leave, Stephen.
Get out.
We'll take the helmet, Steve.
Hey.
Get him out, Stephen.
Steve, grab him and run.
Run out the door.
Just run.
Run as fast as you can out the door.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Is he ignoring us?
I think he's got us muted for this part.
I'd let this play out, actually.
Oh, my God.
Retail Stephen.
Tractor supply tomorrow.
Yeah.
What do I do there?
Buy a tractor?
Steve.
Stephen, just take them.
We'll take them.
Yeah, it's fine.
Stephen, we'll take him.
I think he's got us muted.
No.
I think it's too late.
Stephen!
We'll call it in.
No.
I got to call it in.
Stephen.
We got to call Bestbop.
All the story and complain.
We got a live streamer in the store
Planning to steal
How do you
That's rude
You muted us crazy
You muted us
Stephen
What that's such a rude thing to do
Steve
Don't ever do this again Stephen
Text him
Say unmute us
Let's see.
That's
Yeah.
Or send Dom in.
Yeah, we got to get Dom.
Have Dom just walk in, grab the helmets and leave.
I texted Dom saying.
Actually, have Dom go in and buy the helmets.
Go in and buy the helmets.
Yeah.
I text it, Dom.
I don't know what happened.
I texted Dom.
What's up?
Steve.
We wanted the helmets.
You muted us.
Sorry, I was doing financial stuff.
Yeah.
What was the financial stuff being what?
I was trying to get...
Oh, are those hot fries?
Hot fries.
Hot fries.
Can I get some hot fries?
Uh, okay.
Look at that water bottle.
How...
Jay, describe the size of that water bottle.
That looks three feet tall.
Like a slim gym size?
Like, tight and...
What?
Slim gym height.
What?
But how many slim jims with?
Uh, maybe like a dozen.
Okay.
that's a dozen slimmed you
fly.
That's the volume of the other stuff.
It seems like a small coffee tumbler.
Have you enjoyed your trip?
Yeah, have you liked this?
Do you really want the hot fries?
Well, I saw you grabbed hot.
Oh, it's all right.
You don't have to go back.
Good to see the recent.
Yeah, you didn't grab the hot fries.
Can you run the hot fries?
Yeah, you did not grab the hot fries just so we're going to.
Oh, there.
He found the hot fries.
No, it's right.
I shouldn't.
I'm trying to watch my weight.
He doesn't want him.
No, no hot fries.
Ask what they do?
To go.
To go.
Containers.
Some stuff.
Ask an employee how spicy they are.
Yeah.
It's good.
Sweet.
Thank you.
Damn.
Yeah, Pat.
That's a bad guy.
Those are the some very nice people.
That's a bad guy.
I mean, that.
I hate to say it.
That was skull fucking man.
Put him through that.
Oh.
What?
It's an emergency vehicle out here for some reason.
Oh, shit.
Go ask what the emergency is.
They need help.
I feel like that's not my place.
Right.
That was past by.
Tell the driver, never mind.
Thumbs down.
Why?
Lums down sucks.
No, it doesn't.
All right.
We're going to say something you say out of 10.
How was the customer service?
Fine.
7.7.
It seemed really good, though.
How was the selection variety?
Not what I was looking for.
So what were you looking for?
You weren't looking for anything.
You were looking for less.
No, I was looking for more like physical media and they didn't have it.
CDs.
You wanted CDs.
So you would have liked it if it had CDs.
Do you like CDs, Jay?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Do you get it?
Yeah, they don't exist anymore.
All right, we'll see you back here.
I just, before he goes, it seemed like he was having a good time.
Yeah, yeah.
We're saying, wow, you experience.
You're so amazing by everything.
Oh, what is this?
Legos, Cray, in ovens.
so much tech that you did not realize
existed. The ninja slushy, Stephen?
You said wow ten times.
You said you were underwhelmed.
A twist!
Yeah, but I just don't want that stuff on a Best Buy.
What?
So he likes his stuff.
Where do you want it?
I don't know.
The store in the mall you got to go in before you get to the mall.
There you go.
The store in the mall.
I think he's just described to the Best Buy.
Store in the mall you have to go in before you get...
It's Sears again.
Sears is gone.
It could be.
or like whatever
JC Penny or Macy's or
Jaycey Penny doesn't have washing machines
Definitely not
No
Jayce uh
JCPenney maybe not
Definitely not
All those
I feel like all those stores the same
They got a bunch of that shit
But yeah whatever
Okay
So it had too much
Uh
It didn't have the stuff that I wanted
If you were
If you were CEO of Best Buy
You would get rid of all that shit
And put CDs back in
Um I'm not saying that
but I'm saying that's not the best buy that I used to like.
Okay.
Fuck, man.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, sorry, Steve.
I don't want to get him to more stores.
Yeah.
What else would blow?
Is there anything else around those?
There's a Coles right over there.
I love Coles.
Oh, what are your thoughts on Coles?
Fine.
I think it used to be called Caldor.
Or maybe that's just the one by me.
Was that just a different store?
That doesn't seem right.
Yeah.
I think that
Coles
I think they just like
rebranded as Coles
I'm not sure that
Coles has been Coles for a long time
If they did it was
Caldoor
You were born
Caldoor?
Caldor or Bradley's I forget
Oh
This guy
Yeah that
Right but that's
It might just be a different store
Different store
The different
The building rebranded maybe
Yeah it might have just been
The one by me
Yeah so the Cal door next to you
Maybe closed
and they open a Coles.
Yeah.
So, Stephen,
so like,
if like an Italian place closes
and then like an Indian place opens,
you're like,
the Indian place bought the Italian place.
Well, it was the same stuff.
By the way,
that sentence didn't look well for us.
What?
It said Coles bought all the Caldores.
Oh, shit.
Coles right.
Oh, fuck.
Coles bought Calvin.
Dang.
The man wins again.
Oh, I hate that laugh.
All right, Stephen.
We'll see you when you get back.
This has to be his worst day of his life.
We're coming up with,
we're coming up with new stores to send him to, though, right?
Oh, definitely.
He's got to give us a list of places he hasn't been in a long time.
Like an ace hardware would blow his mind.
I think we keep sending him to different Best Buy's, there's 400 until he gets tossed.
He's like our retail Encino man.
He just defrosted.
Has he not been in a Best Buy for two decades?
I don't know, but there's got to be more stores like this.
would just be like hey Stephen you haven't been here in a while
also he moved homes and he's like renovating
that's like the perfect place for him yes he should be happy
he found that he didn't know what an oven was
how is an air fryer that
yeah his mind was blown at every turn
and then he's like that place sucks
yeah he's like that was brutal whoa Legos
hate Lego why did he hate it
oh shit a twist I hate this store
oh my god
I can't believe he didn't know what an air fire was
Yeah.
He's a weird guy.
You want to do Marzetti read real quick?
Oh, well, that's the best ranch in the country.
I'll do Marzetti.
Kate.
Yes, sir.
What's your favorite thing to eat with ranch dressing?
More ranch dressing.
You tip your ranch and ranch?
And if I could, if it was Marzetti, I certainly would.
You dip your ranch and ranch.
No, but pizza, I drench in Marzette.
It's your favorite thing to dip in rancet dressing.
It's got to be wings, Brandon.
It's got to be.
Yeah.
Any fried appetizer, really.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
pizza, wings, celery? All of it. You can do it all. Whether you're, whether you go to his wings,
pizza, chicken, tenders, fries, mozzarella sticks, or vegetables if you're pretending to be healthy,
whatever your answer to that question is, if ranch is part of the meal, you might as well get
the good ranch. That is Marzetti Ranch. It's made with real buttermilk, herbs, and spices,
and it's thick, it's creamy, it's fresh-tasting ranch that belongs next to anything worth dipping.
Question, everybody in blue cheese versus ranch. Who's a blue cheese person?
Blue cheese. You're a blue cheese guy. Yep.
The ranch guys.
Everybody else's ranch.
Pizza's ranch, but...
Blue cheese for wings.
Blue cheese.
All right, well, on whatever side of your own,
don't make the dipping sauce and afterthought.
Here's something you need to know about Marzetti.
You're looking for it in the refrigerated section.
That isn't the bottle that you walk past in the middle of some random grocery aisle.
Marzetti ranches in the cold case,
typically over by the produce and the fresh foods and other refrigerated dressing.
So next time you're stocking up for a game,
grabbing wings, ordering pizza, making tenders.
Grab Marzetti while you're at the store.
get the good ranch get marzetti find marzetti ranch at your local grocery store
refrigerated by the fruits and veggies and visit marzetti dot com to learn more you know what hits with ranch
yes cheesy bacon fry french fry we said low um what did we say potato skins yeah potato skins yeah
potatoes and ranch are made for each other certainly are right you are
certainly thank you very much right you are brandon
Have you guys ever been kicked out of a store for anything?
No, but ironically, the very first thing I ever did for Barstool,
I got into the exact same thing Pat's facing now.
Marty Mush was coming down to Mississippi.
It was four days into my tenure at Barstool in April 2019.
Pete wanted me to go to Best Buy, get a TV, and set it up and watch the NASCAR race with Marty.
And that's what we did.
I went to Best Buy that morning.
I bought a TV when I got it.
I'd slid it out of the box. It was broken. I took it back to the Best Buy. It was, they said, it wasn't broken when you bought it. And I was like, yeah, it really was. I didn't do anything to it. And we had a, probably about an hour back and forth. And finally the manager came over and gave me the money, you know, gave me an TV. But, but it was very similar to what you're going through now. But, but yeah. I forgot the original question.
If you ever got, has anybody ever gotten kicked out of a store? I've never gotten kicked out of a store.
Kenny Wood.
You got kicked out of Kenny Wood?
Too wet.
Stealing splashes.
You Pittsburgh plunge.
No, but you don't even, if you want to get the wettest, there's a place you can stand.
Yeah, the walkway.
And I was stealing all the splashes.
Oh, you're ruining other people's time.
Right.
They were coming off that walkway dry.
That's all we did.
We'd go there to get wet.
Soaked.
No rides.
Just go get wet.
Plunge, stand there, get wet.
And go to the potato patch.
Yes.
No.
What?
What is the potato patch?
where you got your loaded fries at Kennywood.
Oh, that was the concessions.
Yes.
Of course.
I've heard a lot about Kennywood.
Never been.
It's dated.
We talk about it.
We're the only one.
We're about it.
An amusement park or just a, like, a amusement park?
It's an amusement park.
They shot the movie Adventureland there because it's so dated.
I like the dated old ones like that.
Like Canobles and Dutch one are land.
Where is this?
It's Kenny Wood.
It's West Mifflin.
Yeah.
How'd you say it so angrily?
Get excited.
I wish.
I could citizens kick out people from the sauna.
Ooh.
You guys hit the sauna?
Not often.
You do?
Every day.
Public sauna though?
Yeah.
You got one at the house?
Yeah.
I'm intimidated by it.
It's too nude.
How nude?
And I get that it's part of the culture.
I don't even get nude in my own.
You don't even get nude in your own.
I know.
You don't really have to.
But I have a question.
Do people sit, like, to me, having never been nude in one, I would think it's automatic.
if there's other people in there, I'm putting a towel down
and then I'm sitting on the towel.
Do people sit bare ass on the wood?
So that's crazy.
And they'll pump fake
censoring their dick with the towel.
They'll start with it over and then I'll
go to look at them and they'll pull the flap up.
What?
Just to show me.
Okay.
And how do you read?
They do like the too slow.
That guy's trying to hook up with you.
One guy today was like just
lathering his naked body and
soap. In the sauna?
And he was like
some of them
like block their cock with their foot.
Some of them just like, it's just too
nude. And yes, I do. A guy
I have a problem.
Because I see a cock and I sexualize it.
Sure. Sure. In what way?
You got a picture it fucking.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're not hard
cocks, right? No.
This old.
Yeah.
Sona at my gym has a sign that says
no personal grooming.
And you can't help but wonder.
nail clip.
Who's doing that?
Oh,
like,
like,
pub shaving.
That's nail clipping.
Nail,
people,
oh my God.
Yeah.
That's,
I bet you the nails,
I bet you,
I bet you,
I bet you,
clipping in a sauna would actually be good
because it's like all your,
yeah.
It's loosened up.
Yeah,
everything's loose.
That was,
I went straight to pubs with my thoughts.
Yeah.
That's what I,
I thought there was in there
to shave pubs.
I just wouldn't put my pothole on things.
That's crazy.
And Wood's not like,
cleanable like that.
It's truly
it's like pure
grown man shenanigans in there
and I kind of love it.
Because there is a camaraderie
like dudes get along.
Dude's doing lunches and shit.
Hey big Mike.
Yeah.
Never understood that.
I'm just trying to chill.
We heard on the gauntlet.
Yeah.
You want to do it today?
Sure.
We got to do one.
Right now?
Yeah.
We got to do one.
So let's do it.
Big Mike.
Check your text.
What?
My text?
What is my text?
Oh, we got a guest.
Hold on, big mic.
Stay around.
We're going to do it in a minute.
We have a guest on.
Who do we got?
American Idol Season 9 winner, Lee DeWise.
Lee, what's up?
What's going on?
What's enjoying the show.
I was talking about nail clippings and pubes in the sauna?
Yeah, man, absolutely.
How are you guys doing?
Good.
Well, where are you calling in from?
from Los Angeles.
I just got back in from Chicago.
I was playing some shows.
Oh, hell.
Oh, we just missed you.
Yeah, man.
Next time I'm out there, you guys got to come through.
You got to come through.
I'll come through any time, man.
I'll get out of playing right now.
I love you guys, man.
You're hilarious.
Thank you.
And my brother actually sent me a clip.
He's like, yo, my brother's watching you guys right now.
And he's like, they just talked about you.
And then I got a message from your producer.
It's like, what the hell's going on?
That's awesome.
I walk in the door.
I'm like, all right, let's go.
So here I am.
Hell yeah.
So, yeah, we were talking about American Idol.
I don't even know how we got on it.
We got on it because Kelly Clark's.
Yeah, the carly-clarks.
Yeah.
So, yeah, the first thing, Lee, you should probably go to a store and have a bad experience and then tweet about it if you just.
Yeah.
That's so, that whole story was like so bizarre.
I had people asking me, like, what do you think of this?
I'm like, what are you talking about?
I didn't even know what was going on.
And I was like $15,000 bird or something she was going to buy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So, yeah, then we got on to American Idol,
and we were wondering because it's, what, 22 seasons or something?
A lot of them, yeah.
What happens right after you win American Idol?
Because obviously you're doing well.
We looked up your Spotify.
You're doing well.
You're still making music.
But what happens, like, directly after?
It's weird, man, because, like, you know, for me, I'm going on a show like that.
Full transparency, I never really watched the show.
And I wasn't anti the show, but I'm like a singer song
writer guy in the bars, you know, playing guitar. And I'm like, I go with a friend to audition.
He asked me to go. I say, all right. We go in. I mean, I won't give you the, it's a long story,
but long story short, you go through all these stages of auditioning. And I was kind of in a place
where I didn't really, I didn't really care. You know, I was working at a store. I didn't give a
shit. I was, you know, playing music. And yeah, I'll go do this thing. And like, the next thing you
know there's you know we auditioned in the united center which was crazy because i grew up a bulls fan
um still am and um and so we're in the united center there's like 30 000 people in there and then they
you know they narrow it down narrow it down and i get through and i just keep going through and next
thing you know i'm in the top 24 you go on the show and it was just it was a really wild experience man
like i i it's hard to remember being in the show there's some moments where i'm just like i look
back i'm like i don't even remember doing that but after the show's over what's crazy
is that, you know, I'm a, I'm a songwriter.
It's, it's what I do.
And so on a show like American Idol, you're just playing covers all the time, right?
So people get to see this glimpse of you.
I'm up there singing Shania Twain and stuff, you know,
and you're just like, you're doing the best you can.
And then you're done with the show, and it's kind of like, go and do you.
And so for me, it was a little, it was a little weird because I was like,
I need people to know that I'm an artist, you know?
And how am I going to do that?
because I just spent, you know, several months doing covers.
But when you get off of this show, man, it's like you go on this tour and then you start
writing your record.
You start making an album and you just, you kind of are thrown into it.
And what's crazy about it is like I look back at it.
In a year prior, I'm working at a store on loading trucks.
And the next thing you know, you're an American Idol winner, right?
And so now this is what you do.
It's not like you had this plan that, you know, you were going to get to that place all
the sudden now you're, you're headlining arenas and you're on the good morning America and
doing interviews and all this stuff. And I'm young at that time. I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing,
but I just kind of was like, just be yourself. Don't worry about it. Yeah. And so that all ended.
And I was like, it was a whirlwind of an experience because it's not something ever planned on doing.
But I wanted to make music a career, you know, so I was like, this is a way of doing that.
and uh but they don't you know after the show ends you know they're not there to hold your hand right
you kind of got a you know all of a sudden you're in a room with lawyers and there's a lot of things
you're signing and you're like but i love music you know right and they're like yeah yeah we know
just sign here you know so so so like so everything happens whirlwind now the show keeps going on
do you like ever run into other winners or is there like uh do you ever see any of them is there a group
yeah it's like like like the avengers we like all get together yeah yeah
You know, there's people I've kept in touch with.
We do run into each other at various events, but, you know, my career is definitely steeped in the Americana, indie folk world.
So, you know, for a long time, I would say, you know, the markets that I wanted to be in, you know, they would see American Idol.
And it's almost the anti-that, right?
It's like singer-songwriters, you're on American Idol.
You're a reality show winner.
So I really had to like dig in and I, you know, said to myself, I was kind of like, well,
if I want people to know I'm a songwriter, I guess I got to write a great song.
And the next thing you know, I, on my own, just wrote a song for the Walking Dead.
I was a huge Walking Dead fan.
And so I muted the TV and I wrote a song and I went to my managers.
I'm like, send this to the Walking Dead.
They're like, that's not how it works.
I'm like, I know.
I'm like, I know.
And I'm young.
I'm like, I don't know shit about the industry at that point.
And I just knew that I loved writing music.
So I kind of walked in the office and I was like, send this, you know, I was signed to a label at that time.
And I said, just send us to them.
They're like, all right, you know, that's not how this works, though.
I'm like, okay.
And a week later, we got a response to them that it was going to be in the show.
And I mean, you guys know four and a half minutes of my song in a show is a long time.
Yeah.
And so it kind of kicked open the door.
I got a call for my first publishing deal.
And it was almost just as big of a moment as winning American Idol in that it really kind of,
allowed me to jumpstart my career as a songwriter.
That's awesome.
Yeah, man.
It's a wild thing, though.
You know, American Idol is one of those things where it's like,
what they don't prepare you for is the stuff afterwards, you know?
Right.
All of a sudden, your family is now 40 times bigger.
You know, every, you know, Lee, I was your mom's second cousin back?
Yeah, right.
You know, and that kind of shit.
But, you know, I think you kind of, for me, I had to kind of reverse engineer a lot of things.
You know, I think as a kid, you're growing up, I grew up listening.
to Paul Simon, Joni Mitchell, Kat Stevens, and you want to become this artist.
And so a lot of these moments that you hope for as an artist, which are getting on the TV
shows and headlining arenas, it kind of all happens like that.
And then you're done with that.
And then you're sitting there and you're like, well, I did all these things, but I still want
to have this career.
So what do I do?
And so for me, I just kind of leaned into writing music.
And that's what I've done.
You know, I write for other artists.
I actually ended up writing a lot of songs for TV and movies and stuff.
But for me, man, the passion is songwriting and getting out there and playing.
You know, I love doing it.
And I tell kids when they ask me about American Idol, they always say, like, should I do it?
I was like, just know it's not the, it's not everything.
Right.
The show will end.
There will be enough.
I remember one of the craziest memories is that I was up there, you know,
Ryan Seacrest is doing the whole like, b'amara-dang-dain-d-dain-you-you-you-law.
You know, and I'm up there.
I'm like, I'm going to Disney World, you know.
Fucking confetti's falling.
down all this and I remember in the back right behind me I hear and tune in next week to find out
where the audition process is going to be right oh he like dawned on me in that moment I'm like oh like
the show goes on to the next show goes on and like what do I want my thing to be and I never wanted
idle to be the wave that I rode forever you know it was an amazing experience and it and it gave me a lot
of experience as far as you know media and and and you know playing in front of big
crowds and things like that, but I always just try to keep the focus on the real stuff,
which is for me, it's like if you love, I tell kids, like if you love music, go on there because,
you know, because I think nowadays, especially with the voice and all these different shows,
and you just with the obvious, you know, explosion of influencers and podcasts and things like that,
you know, you either go on that show because you want to be famous, you know, or you want to make
money or you want to have a music career, you know, and you can do all three, but I just found
that keeping music at the forefront has been the thing
that's obviously allowed me to do is for
this many years later. But
yeah, man, it's a wild experience.
So you have tour dates
coming up, right? I do.
I'm actually headlining the troubadour
out here in Los Angeles, December 6,
which is going to be fun. And if you guys
want to come, I swear to God, we will
do a shot.
Whatever you're drinking is on me.
Yeah, fuck it all.
I'll go to.
We should do next time you're in Chicago,
though, definitely come through because we actually are
starting, I don't know if it works out, but we're starting a new series called Barstool Presents
where we're having like musicians, comedians, performers do like shows here. Kind of like tiny desk,
but like, you know, our version of it. I would love to come in and play for you guys, man.
It would be a good time. But yeah, we're going to Nashville. We're doing the Bluebird Cafe
in October. And then I got a bunch of dates on the East Coast at the end of the year.
So really excited. And what's so funny is this trip I'm getting back from. I just opened up for
Pat Benatar, which was...
Oh, hell yes.
Which was, and I'm telling you this because
it was just like a one-off kind of flying day, and I
don't do much of...
I do a lot of my own headlining stuff now, but
you know, when Pat Venetar asks you if you want to open,
obviously you say yes.
Yes. And I will tell you,
showing up there, she's 70-some years old,
and obviously she's a legend, she's
rock and roll hall of fame. I made her
sound check with my wife, and I'm looking at her,
dude, she's like, this tall,
and she can belt like nobody you've ever heard before.
Like unbelievable.
So that was a really cool experience.
But yeah, now I'm back home and I'm just waiting for the next for the next shows.
But I mean, definitely come on out to whatever.
If I'm in Chicago, I would definitely love to swing.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
And then everyone can find your tour dates on lead to wise.com.
Yeah, well, you know, it's funny you say that.
Someone took lead to wise.com right after American.
Oh, what an asshole.
The beef.
So I remember when that happened.
I'm like, they're like, someone took your name.
I'm like, what do you mean?
Someone took my, you know?
And it was like lead to wise official.
It's kind of just stayed that forever.
But it's, uh, lead to wise official.com and Spotify, it's just lead to wise.
And I put out a record call gone for days not that long ago.
I moved to Bristol, Tennessee for about a couple months.
And I actually got to go on the Kelly Clarkson show and played the state.
single, which was devil in the details. And she's just the best, man. Like, you know, of all the
people, I was, I've done a lot of different shows and performances, but she's really music centered.
Like, she lets you take the time you need. She's all about the music. So that was fun. But,
you know, my thing is this. I love meeting new people. You guys are awesome. Check out the music.
I'll come through when I'm out there. But you guys are great, man.
Huge. Thanks so much. We appreciate it, man. Thank you, Lee. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, go bears.
Yes. Let's go. We need a win on Sunday.
Let's go, baby. All right. Thanks, Lee.
Take it easy, man.
All right.
See you.
Look, we got a new friend.
How about that?
Fuck you hacked.
I don't know he's a Chicago guy.
Lead wise.
Yeah.
We got to get him on the Barstool Presents.
That was great.
Yeah, that was great.
Fuck yeah.
That was a cool look.
He did confirm what I thought that like you just, that you win and then they're just like,
all right.
On.
See you.
We got what we did next season.
I'm sure there's winners that have not had the success he's had.
Who like, you know, don't.
No.
Oh, yeah.
Sounds like he's pretty grounded in the music.
music, which is a smart thing.
Brutal industry, unforgiving.
I think if you're not a singer-songwriter already,
I know how to do that, then you're probably one season and done.
I wanted to ask if they, like, hook them up with a manager and, like,
did American Idol set up that tour for him?
I think they do set up with a tour.
Yeah.
Probably some meet and greets, some events.
And you're on your own after that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's Kedik?
Where's Big Mike?
Is he over there?
He left?
Yeah, ready. Come on, Mike. Come on, Mike. Big Mike.
Stephen, how was Best Buy?
Underwhelming.
Can you make a list of stores that you haven't been to in a while?
We're going to run this back.
I was thinking about it. I think I just haven't been to Best Buy since I last played Madden.
So I think the last Matt...
They didn't have Madden.
That's that they needed.
Yeah.
So if they had Madden, would.
you have liked that?
Yeah.
Did you look at the video games long enough?
They didn't have Madden?
They had, like, they had MLB the show.
I don't think they had Madden, but like, I don't know.
It's different because if it's not for your system, then it's irrelevant.
So, but I heard they can cross whatever.
Anyway, yeah, it just, it wasn't what I expected.
I'm sorry.
A lot of blank space.
Kind of breaks my heart, man.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Steven, you want to hop and goal?
Sure.
It's like this.
Brandon gone.
I'll get Big Mike of Flash Ivy.
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Danny really asks if Brandon's gone.
Come on.
Yeah.
150.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Oh, no, Deutsche.
All right.
Che, you're good.
Deutsche's in goal.
Somebody needs to fill in for Brandon.
Like what, right?
Oh, yeah, Che will.
How important is that job?
Not at all.
It's not at all.
No one needs to fill in for Brandon.
Brandon has created a situation where we feel,
yeah,
makes it seem like that as vital.
We shit on him,
but I do love his cameos on the yak.
It's,
yeah.
Chey,
you can just help big Mike.
He's,
he's my favorite guest we have on the show.
He should,
he should be guest.
He should be guest.
He should be guest to the year.
I fucking love it.
I fucking, we'll definitely nominate.
Yeah, dominate Brandon.
guest to do.
Yeah.
He might have my vote.
All right.
You ready, big Mike?
Yep.
All right, here we go.
Three, two, one, go.
I understand abandoning us when we're having a bad episode.
This has been a great episode.
It's done it all.
Two awesome guests.
I feel like, yeah, we're on a heater with guests.
Josh, shout out Josh.
Whatever you're ready, Mike.
Mike, go ahead.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, no.
Oh.
It just takes one, Mike.
Oh, nice.
Big Mike hit it.
He went yard up at like seven thousand times.
I still think about how there's some football positions where you can play for like a decade and touch a ball like once.
Joe Tom is telling us that with my mind.
Still think about that.
What did you ask him if you touch the ball for more than a second?
Yeah, he's like, nope.
12 years in the NFL.
Come on.
Put your hat backwards.
Put your hat backwards.
there you go now you got it now you got it it was a half backwards you still got a good time mike
there you go mike you're under two minutes um 11 states to border Canada that should
Minnesota there you go Washington Idaho New York Michigan who
Uh, Ness, okay.
Four fast food restaurants known by Yumb brand.
Wait, what?
Um, I don't know that.
Don't in an S.
Yeah, I think you got that one.
Got this.
You got that one.
Randy Moss.
That is an Nass.
Two.
Not Randy Moss?
Five or more 100 catch seasons.
Antonio Browns.
Tonya Brown should be good.
Yep.
Just good wide receiver.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who else?
Oh, it's Andre Johnson.
Take that.
What's another state?
Think about...
Wisconsin, no?
Yeah, top right of the map.
Top right of the map.
Oh, Maine.
There you go.
Vermont.
There we go.
Big Mike.
Wait, I want to do that...
Wait, don't do give up.
I want to do the 10 teams.
Jazz Heat.
Magic.
Magic.
Cracking.
It's only basketball teams or any team?
Mammoth
Mammoth, good one.
Guess not.
Mammoth must end in a nest.
Sox.
Yeah, both socks.
Good one.
Jammit, what is the...
Thunder.
Nice.
Thunder.
Someone already say heap.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's all I got.
Are there no football?
It says NHL.
Yeah, there's no football.
Crack and there's no football.
Mammoth.
Wait, what are the fast food restaurants?
What's, I don't know YUM brand.
KFC,
Pizza Hut, Taco Bell.
Oh.
Oh.
Papa John's.
All Titus.
Yeah, I don't know the four.
No, no, he got thrown out of the Yumson.
It's a different category than you've named so far.
John Silver's.
Ah, nice, Kate.
Um,
uh,
damn.
There's no,
different category.
I lied.
Subway?
Uh,
I sure it is a long gone so very.
Uh,
oh,
teams that had an ass.
They're all hockey.
All hockey.
Oh, they're all hockey.
Oh,
shit.
Wild.
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
Um.
Sorry,
I said jazz.
The,
the,
you said the Crackin.
Uh.
What are the Canadian teams?
NUCS.
Yes, Canadians, Knucks.
Lightning.
Lightning.
There we go.
Lightning.
Some more hockey team.
Panthers.
We got to be getting roasted.
Do you want a hint?
No.
We can get it.
We can get it.
Avalanche.
Ooh, good call.
All right.
Good show.
Sorry, KB.
Did you get any wheel submissions, Jay?
A couple, but...
All right, send it.
Anyone who has ideas for what we can do for end of show with the wheel,
send it to Che, DM Che.
On Twitter, please.
On Twitter, please.
All right, see over tomorrow.
Love you guys.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
