The Yak - Steven Cheah Reveals a Secret That's Been Eating Away at Him For YEARS | The Yak 7-17-25

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible. Hello, it's Yak. Welcome in Robak.com, promo code Yak, 20% off your first purchase,zips polos hoodies joggers shorts row back comm promo code yak Hey everyone. How's commercial day commercial day is Long a lot of people here a lot of people here. Yeah, one of those extras Yeah

Really? Yep There was a scene where there was a shitload of extras for real I wonder what they get paid. Maybe we should have a couple on I would love to talk some extras. Yeah, we could do that Yeah, is this like their full-time thing? They just travel around the city being extra professional extra By the way, uh special guest Colin Coward here today. Oh, oh, no, it's Eddie. Oh damn I'm calling on Thursday Thursday's going forward on the yeah, yeah There's days Yeah, we should get some extras in here. Yeah, no kid. No commercial days sucks and on top of all of that Zack overslept. Oh

No shit. He he was late to his his time. We're supposed to be here at 8 to start shooting He slept till like 9 to wait wait Wait, is that why there were cameras? Take tack girl didn't wake him up in time. He did have the date last night, but he said that his alarm he Unplugged his alarm or it wasn't plugged in but he then came in and gave the sincerest Nicest apology ever and we all just like okay. Is that why there were cameras in the lobby this morning? Yeah, Luke Bluntman's a little too much in my face. Luke Bluntman's aggressive. He did get a haircut, which is good, but he's aggressive.

I think it's one of those things where he's doing his job, so, like, I'm not going to tell him to stop, but I'm also gonna tell him, fuck you, dude. He's the new Fasoli. Right. Yeah. Right, right. But, yeah, no, Zach came into the shoot that was, like, mid-shoot,

because we had to start without him, and he's just like, I just wanted to say I sincerely apologize for Being late. I know the time is very valuable, and it's very disrespectful of me to to not respect everyone's time here Nick what's it like? What's it like waking up late? Late classes yeah, how it feels like in a movie. It's like a bigger, so I never put them in the same spot Yeah, so that's an issue, but it's yeah It's nerve-racking and I'll spend like a lot of my morning without them You don't I don't see until I'm about to leave the house really so I'll get up shower wash my face

Go out make coffee then put them on wait. You don't put on your glasses right when you not immediately no Oh, it's the first thing I do in the morning. Really? Yeah, but that's nice, huh? I Open my eyes, and I can see that's amazing. Mm-hmm. You're not a contact guy at all No, dude. I fucking perfect vision how many times are we gonna go over this and I am I have like I have everything So if your eyes were starting to go you would just stop that hat from happening. Yeah Stern talking to to my eyes like you can't do this you the cosmic justice is going to be I

Think I'm gonna get cancer probably the next five years no way Beatable it'll be What kind I don't know okay, let's see probably but whole cheek yeah rectum I them there killed I But whole cheek yeah rectum I near kill I Brandon oh, I've got multiple cancer. No I was just trying to change the subject oh Hey, Brandon. I'm pissed off at you Brandon Everyone yeah, why cuz I was trying to bond with him via text message yesterday. He was giving me shit He was giving me nothing. Oh, no. No I said yo check this out. I sent him a Michelin star-fried chicken restaurant

He said what is this? I did you were being cunty. He also has something going on with his phone Yeah, it looks like I'm texting from Tommy's Tommy Walker texted me last night saying hey Can we talk about the Fox deal tomorrow? Yeah, and I was like kind of believe I was like this is the this is The lowest Brandon's ever been to have his son text me and ask me. My dad would be pretty good at that. Every now and then, I guess I'm the boss phone of my, I have five lines for my family. So I'm the boss phone.

Every now and then, one of their lines gets attached to mine. I like the idea of being the boss phone. And I will end up seeing texts that were meant for Tommy or meant for my daughter. I usually get it all fast, but this time it wasn't me catching one of their texts, it was me sending a text and it going from his phone. Got it.

So that was weird. I wondered why you didn't answer. Also, real quick, fuck you. You sent me a picture of a fried chicken restaurant menu. I sent you the link to a menu. You sent me the link to a menu. I said, yo, check this out. I thought you'd be excited.

You responded two hours later, what am I looking at? You know what you're looking at, dude. Okay, I guess the'd be excited you responded two hours later. What am I looking at? Oh, you know dude, okay? I guess the question and you should have assumed this why am I looking at it? Why else would I send you a Chicago Fried Chicken? What's special about this chicken restaurant that you've sent me the menu you sent it with no other explanation You simply sent me if you look at it. It looks like the most quality chicken I was trying to help you out. It looked like a chicken restaurant. I was like oh, it's good It's a Michelin chef that opened up a I thought there was a typo quality chicken. I was trying to help you out. It looked like a chicken restaurant. And I was like, oh, this looks good. It's a Michelin chef that opened up a chicken restaurant.

I thought there was a typo. I thought there was the word, I thought there was a word, cunt in there somewhere. I thought it was something, it was a joke that I was missing. So I said- When we're talking off camera,

it doesn't have to be jokes. Well, I just thought- I just wanted to help you out and show you a good chicken show. I was like, what am I looking at? Are you intimidated by Nick's humor that you have to feel like you always have to be joking with him?

Are you intimidated by Nick's humor? What the fuck don't do that! No, I'm fine. No, I'm not having this tiff with Nick right now. Well this is... Nick and I have never done this. No, because if I sent you that you'd be like, oh I can't wait to check that out. Yeah, I'd have been like, oh sick, thanks, have you tried it?

But I assume there's hundreds of chicken restaurants in Chicago. I'll send you Gigi's. Sounds like you're intimidated by Nick's humor. Big shout out to Gigi. Do you think every interaction you have with you Time out! ...can be a 10 out of 10? If somebody sent you...

That's what it feels like. If somebody said, check this out, and they sent you a link to a menu in a restaurant, you would immediately wonder, why this particular restaurant? What is it? You have chicken every day. I know, I like chicken. I would reply like, oh, sick, have you tried it yet? Contextually, like of your past and your history, you have chicken every day. I know. I like you. I would reply like, oh sick, have you tried it yet? Contextually, like of your past and your history, you have chicken every day. I sent you a new chicken shop and you didn't care.

You didn't give a fuck. I'm going to send this to, first of all, it wasn't two hours later. That's look at the time stamps. That's a bald face. Look at the time stamps. Let's see. You sent it at, okay. My my, okay.

You send it at 5588 I replied at 726 that's hmm that is two hours on the first roundable yeah what were you doing well I was driving from from here to home from here to home so then I got home and I looked at it I was excited to share a restaurant I thought I was maybe you didn't handle it poorly. I was just disappointed in the response. Kind of on both the all sides. Yo, check this out. Menu link. What am I looking at? A delicious chicken restaurant? Question mark. In Chicago, Michelin star chef. Nice. Nice. Want to order it off? I had to like put it wasn't great. It wasn't good to lead him by the cock. Yeah, I did. I led you to the I led your cock to the chicken. Yeah, you had his cock to the other guy

That's right. I just don't know if that was but I thought you'd be at something like oh already I'm gonna build my cart now. We're gonna order tomorrow. We're gonna share some check I will say older people always seem a little pissed in text even when they're not true. Yeah Okay Defending you really good. Really though. I were you yeah, did you even click good point, Nick. Were you? Yeah. Did you even click on the link to open the menu? Yes, I said delicious chicken restaurant, question mark.

Check if it's purple. But then you didn't... I don't know, man. I don't know that this was enough of a disagreement or a tiff to bring up on stuff. This was the most frustrating I've ever been with you. Really? Yeah, I like sharing things with you. I was figuring maybe we could do a little field trip. We share all the time. I know, maybe we could do a little field trip.

Unless we're gonna go to the chicken restaurant cuz you don't you don't want to go I do I'll go with you Nick. Please you want I would love to take I do I want to go the chicken restaurant Eddie you in I go yeah cool. Let's have a blast well now. It's not even special if everybody's going you're not everybody It didn't have to be like this though. Mm-hmm. Did you guys have some of the wings that came in today? So good? How did you what did you think as someone who doesn't eat but looks? Visually fun. OK, great.

Can we get you for a review on their website? A review on their web about how they look? Yeah, just visually fun. Yeah, they look visually. Tom Bauer. These wings were visually fun. If somebody sent you a link and you open that there was that what I would reply Oh looks good. Have you tried it?

You didn't further the conversation. I would have just asked what am I looking at? It's so obvious what you're looking at. That's chicken you ever had like But didn't say that he simply sent there's follow Not chick-fil-a logo on now, you're right So probably was a little confused. Well, I apologize someone else has chicken that my reaction wasn't as uh, no No, I I apologize for being sensitive No, I apologize for not for not replying in the manner that you needed me to reply in that sounds like it's that you're being Yeah

I'm sorry. You felt that way. Yeah, I'm in the wrong And I'm sorry your feelings got hurt. That's what you need to tell him. I thought I apologize I was driving. I feel like friends. I was a Jim and Steve for two hours yesterday What cars full of memorabilia? Oh, so you're doing something fun. You weren't even you made it seem like you were no Yeah, you said that was a lie have you got your life you'll you No, my car is stuffed to the gil what time did you get? to Jim and Steve's Four o'clock. So yeah, you weren't driving home from work. No, I didn't say I was driving home from work Yeah, I went to Jim and Steve's with Brandon last weekend. Yeah, I was there from four to five to five

45 he texted me right as I was leaving it takes me 35 minutes and then I will stop somewhere else So so I was in transit. But this was all for pleasure. This is getting deeper than we thought. Pleasure, yeah, but I was still in, I hadn't gotten home from work. I was still driving home from work. I went to Jim and Steve's from work.

Going to Jim and Steve's with you was crazy. Yeah. Which one was I talking to? You were talking to Steve. Steve was just walking around, he was like, you have this? And you were like, nope, I'll take it. You have this?

Nope, I'll take it. And then you were just getting stuff, and then you got something, you didn't even know what it was correct Yeah, if you died would they go under? No so We got to keep this guy alive. There's he has the business of a lot of Brandon walkers Oh, okay, that makes there's a lot of guys that whose lives rotate around coming in there and buying

His stuff does he buy stuff with you in mind yet? Oh, yes Okay, that makes sense. There's a lot of guys whose lives rotate around coming in there and buying his stuff. Does he buy stuff with you in mind yet? Oh, yes. He does? Yes. That's cool. He took you to the back room. Yeah, he'll text me and say,

I just got this in, I'll hold it for you, without even asking me if I want it. Are they your friends, you would say? Steve's my friend, yeah. Jim's not? If you died, are they too close to you to be Paul Becker? Oh, Jim's dead? I think Jim and Steve started it in the 80s Jim was his father Steve was the son Steve is now my

Are a little older than me so they've been doing it for 40 years. Yeah, so Steve's was Jim and Steve's that's cool He's a great guy You can check it is he does lunches at the shop. He does and will often text me if I'm coming. What's easy Alaska? Just just restaurants there around walk again see drink I doesn't appear Cola. It doesn't appear that he know like Cola or anything. I drink Cola That is kind of exactly how I pictured him. Yeah. Yeah, that's basically me if I was raised Jordans yes, Green Bay you Yeah, those are Jordans all right. I like this guy. Yeah, no I like them. It's an awesome shop. Yeah, it's a great place

That's risky that's fucking funny. He's a bear's guy. Hell. Yeah, Steve Yeah, that's that's that's that's my man Steve That's where I was what does he have that I do cool cool cool likeability All right, cool. And that's where I was. What does he have that I don't? Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Likeability. All right, you got me. I was just asking. So that was the biggest story we had today. Yeah.

Chicken. Yeah, I was trying to make something out of nothing. Nick and Brandon texted. I'm chasing the high at Monday. Yeah. I am interested how other people would respond to that. Maybe try experiment. Yeah.

I maybe would assume there was more to it than just the menu recommendation but like what if I sent you your favorite food something you ate every single Nick sent me a link to cheesesteaks like a Philly restaurant or something I'd be like oh cool thanks I'll check out if we say I like a canister of a point say what is this yeah sent Danny like a virgin daiquiri restaurant yeah it's a Dave because you're on my side White Sox Dave see what he react he doesn't trust him. I know yeah, that's what you eat every day air you eat your Burrito before you brush. I haven't burritoed in a while while

Over six days Wow We're almost at a week of no burritos yep Any particular the reason I'm still I am a very habit eater where I just like I'll go hot on something I had nothing to do with Kyle brutally shaming you No although Kyle did You did kind of fuck me up yesterday Although Kyle did

You did kind of fuck me up yesterday What I do you know what you did? No, I don't you came up to me, and I was going to the bathroom, and you just go Have you thought about maybe doing testosterone? Oh? Sometimes you need something like fuck dude Fuck me dude. I'll typically start conversations with you. Am I a chick? I guarantee you thought of it after that. Oh of course. I had the real conversation with him.

It was like a kidney shot. I had the whole conversation with him earnestly. And then as I was walking away from the conversation I was like, did he just call me a chick? I feel like you haven't been feeling masculine lately. That's not true. I want you to be more confident in your gender. feeling masculine lately. Oh, that's not true. I want you to be more confident in your gender. No, that's not true.

Why haven't I been feeling masculine? I'm kidding. I am very much in the market. It's not a matter of if, but when. I have been feeling. That's what we talked about. My body is glowing reviews. talked about my body glowing reviews Yeah, my body is breaking down like I did the stream we did on Tuesday night

Then we played softball last night like I can barely walk right now. That's what I I'm interested in myself Yeah, and a guy with your schedule Yeah, I think would help, but I do every time I look into testosterone it's like you have to stay on it forever, and then if you get off it you become a chick and Right your body's not using it like I think so who wants that? I guess you just don't get off of it Yeah, I guess I gotta look into the medical risks wasn't Larry King a big proponent was he yeah, why you lived and fucked forever? Yeah, stews on it the reviews are all the reviews are it saved my life. I Talked to a guy in Manhattan Beach last year who's like I feel 20 years younger

He's like I had knee pain be amazing totally gone Won't you get bald though anxiety pain? I don't think so oh No, you would know me. No. How does one take testosterone is it a pill shot? No, how does one take testosterone is it a pill the shot? Little shot yeah, I think it's you know. Hey, give me the send me the pros and cons are we good Rob That'll go another great day Rob Did it Do you know the only thing that sucks about commercial day now because I've like done it so many times that it's like whatever It's just part of the job this is gonna sound really petty

actually can you guys guess what would what I would say because I actually don't think you could ever guess the worst part about shooting commercials the worst part about shooting commercials in this office is like specifically in this office typically in this office people talking no no that did piss me off so many people here clogging up the bathrooms in the morning when you wanna go take your shit? Minor issue. There was so much piss they clogged the urinal with just push flushing.

What? Urinal clog. No, this is gonna sound really funny. Does it have to do with the person, place, or thing? Person and place and thing. Okay. Wow. That's arrows. All the above. So any verbs involved?

Yes. So it's not conception. There's an action. Concept. There's someone doing? Yes. So it's not conception. There's an action. Concept. There's someone doing an action. Oh, people working out. Nope. Fuck.

Chatty. You're getting warmer. Golf them. Is this a popular trope that? No, it's a specific person doing a specific thing that I didn't actually see happen, but I know is happening. Eating all of the lunch for the crew Nikki smokes

I know that when we do commercial day because they always have a crew here and they bring food I know Nikki smokes comes in and eats the food and I'm like, that's not your food. He does that's for the fucking crew That's the and it bothers me. He will come in having left and eat the food He'll he came in the other day and katik and spider just got back from ordering food and they had their sandwiches and he was eyeing it up like He was gonna take it If it's on the counter, he's like, it's mine. Yep In a weird way. I kind of feel like it's easy to decipher when it's the crews food. It's so easy There's usually a fruit platter. Yeah, like

Thousand bagels. We'll also get an email if there's yeah I've mentioned three signs on the food and you can see like the crew milling around But he does that he'll go right through that is he picking at it or real? Oh, no, he goes fully for it Nicky smoke says food brain though when we went to see the statue He called the nipples the areolas. He called him a oldies So I think this is always thinking classic number one on the list of funding him And I said classic number one on the list of funding him That's a number one. I understand This is a very petty complaint and I like need to work on myself for it, but it does bother me

It's the principal. Yeah, it's like like when we do free lunch in January. He's always first in line So just mix it up be fifth in line. It's all about optics. Yeah Fucking the principal right? Yeah a commercial is like, it's a ton of work. It's like so long for a 30 second spot. And it's a product that people will only like. Yeah, be mad at. Yeah. Yeah. Correct, correct.

No, you're correct. It's a fruitless endeavor. Yeah. I think these ones are good. Rob is very creative. Rob's good. Yeah. It keeps it fresh.

Should we talk about the fox thing? Yes. It's pretty cool. It's really cool. Pretty cool. Seems like it. It's fresh Should we talk about the Fox thing yes? It's pretty cool. It's really cool I didn't know about it within the walls of Barstool. How did it leak? Well, I think it leads from Fox. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, we're airtight here. Yeah, well I Specifically and I feel bad. I didn't tell anyone I think I told Brandon just because there was iterate Yeah, it's been probably being talked about Dave and I for like three months, but it also involved other, you know, I mean like Fox was changing their stuff around.

So it's like you got to be cautious of that. But yeah, it'll be cool. So we're doing so our college football show isn't changing. The only change is we're going to go where Big Noon goes six times in the year, which actually should be great because, Brandon, you know, from our college football show, one of the hardest things that we have to do is find a good location. Now we will have a location already set up and it will most likely be right next to the stadium, which will be awesome.

Oh, yeah. Are those the six we're doing this year? Yep. Okay. So they're going to pick which six they want us to go to. We'll go to it. We'll do our show beforehand. Dave is going to be on Big Noon our show beforehand Dave is gonna be on big noon

I think maybe I'll be on big noon when Dave can't there's a couple dates that he can't and then we're gonna have a live TV Show out of this office every day which very cool. That's a lot of work. That's a lot of work. But yeah And that will be rotating so that's not like my show that's not Brandon show that's not Dave show That's not PFT show like it's not it's gonna be barstool specifically to you two boys What are you gonna do to prevent burnout? I'm only gonna be doing the live show a couple times a week Maybe like the second hour Brandon. I plan to have my burnout live on the show. Oh very nice Sell ads around that.

Also, Brandon, I owe you an apology. For what, the chicken? Yeah, I sent it to Dave verbatim, what I said, and he just said nice back. No, that's better. Did Dave White Sox Dave? Yeah. Nice is worse.

I just think there could've been a comment with the link, that's all. You're a chicken guy. I think it could've been like, check this out, or actually- He's circled back to the chicken. You did say check this out. It'd have been like, you wanna go eat or actually... It's a circle back to the chicken. You did say check this out? Yeah.

It would have been like, you want to go eat here? Link. Okay. That's all. But the Fox thing, exciting. Back to the more boring topic. Exciting stuff. Seven to nine every morning.

Correct. So the Barstool show that's out here is going to air on Fox, right? Or am I... No, no, no. Our college football show is not changing. So our college football show is going to stay exactly the same. You're talking about the daily morning show. I mean the daily one. The daily mean the daily one is gonna be on FS one. Yeah, that's really cool So we're building a TV studio in that empty room in the back. That's fucking okay. Okay. Yeah

Yeah, so is it all sports centric though, or would it be like the on name show some days? I don't think it's gonna be like the on name show, but it's gonna it's be sports centric But yeah, I mean bar stool talking about bar stool things things I heard like on yeah there could be barstool things Is there anybody that's not allowed on uh no nope nobody because there's no delay is there uh? Yes, there is did you miss the part where it's in the morning. Oh, yeah, seven and I He probably won't I we actually should figure out when? Mintz will I say you've been here this week when he will figure out that it's going on Is it my singing November?

Yeah, it'll be cool are you surprised this happened like that it seemed like something like It seems cool, but no way it happens no because Dave when Dave first told me about it only in America what the fuck's that? It's his new thing. He's trying to go for me ago he just saw it yeah no I'm not surprised I think that I think the world's changed like and they realize that like whatever whatever parcel Van Tuck got canceled 2017 like look at I mean McAfee's thriving yeah Shane Gillis did the ESPYs last night like I think the world is changing I think people understand entertainment's entertainment Shane Gillis did the espies last night like I think the world is changing I think people understand entertainment entertainment Shane Gillis with the support of our guy. Yeah, yeah saskin Settle Harry settle two wells. Yeah, so it'll be exciting. It's it's gonna be fun

And yeah the I think it will start around football season and we'll see how it goes. That's fucking awesome Yeah Sweet and it will be just another thing that when people don't get invited on they're gonna somehow blame me That will be fun. That's gonna be a fun part Yeah, that's that's a fun thing that happens at Barstool was that how excluded me from something This should be something to be excited over when did that hit you was that one? Oh, when when I started getting texts from people being like I'd love to be on the show It's like all right. There is a my within the company. Yeah, yeah

Okay, almost immediately people. I love to be on the show. I'm shocked that you guys it's Yeah, I wouldn't despise it you're on Fuck yeah, never never mind Yeah, no, thanks. I want to be on TV is it yeah? Fuck that I'm gonna change your haircut. Oh my god There's no I don't have to consider maybe no personality no I think that's the point is we don't need to change just be yourself. We gotta be first Okay, we gotta talk about what we think is funny what we think is important

Yeah, not try to be like even though set like we're talking about the set is like should we have a desk like no I don't want a desk because then we're just gonna be the exact same show that's on ESPN That's on Fox later in the day the big 10 wrestling minute with Kyle Bauer. Oh Now that's good a minute seems long for that That's good Yeah, that's good. You have to do that. That's good. Yeah, that's good. You have to do that. That's really good.

Just wipe that up. Yeah, I would struggle. I would try to exclusively cater to the new audience. Yeah. Well, I mean, I think it's be a lot of our audience tuning in and it is different than the ESPN deal we did back in 2017 where I think Fox is a very willing partner that reached out to us, you know what I mean? So it's like, it feels different in the fact that they want

us, not we're asking them, please, please put us on it one in the morning. Have they ever done like a fart eliminator type thing? We're going to find out. Wait, is he an extra? Yeah. Does he want to come on real quick? We need extras. Do you want to come on real quick? We need extras. Do you want to come live on the show? Tell him he can just be an extra if he wants.

Yeah, you can just be an extra. What are you guys talking about? We were just, we were saying it's commercial day and there's a bunch of extras in here and we were just wanting to talk to you what it's like being an extra. Yeah, let's talk. All right.

What about extra? What's your name? I'm Tejan. Tejan. Nice to meet you. All right. Talk about extra. What's your name? I'm Tejan. Tejan. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you, man. What's your name?

Kate, Eddie, Kyle, Dan, Brandon, Nick, Danny. You don't have to remember any of them. Not at all. Nope. It's really good to be on a show with you. Yeah, throw that mic right up there. So how'd you think the scene went? Where were you placed in the in the in the bar scene? I was right behind you. Okay. Yeah, so

Tough I was doing some real good improvisation. Oh, yeah my hands. Yeah, I didn't see the rest of the scene Okay, so what did you do with your hands? No spoiler? You know I was like She was like Yeah, she coming back with me So wait so in the commercial we could see you in the background getting about to get some pussy so your hands Yeah, my hands is moving. You know I'm like I'm gonna take you to Greece then we gonna go to Rome And um nah it was fly though I did see when the devil came out

and they had his makeup done. Yep. And y'all did the... I nailed my line, right? Oh, man. Wait, first take or did you... Well, I prefer one take, but they make me do multiple. But I nailed it the first take.

You think they'll use the first take? Hopefully. I think so. I mean, you say your line here or would that... What was it? Hannah, what are you doing with this guy? Wow. I think so. I mean, you say your line here with that Hannah what are you doing with this guy? Wow pretty good. That's good shit I'm buying what I did even better on camera. I did yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah made for the moment Yeah, so what other extra work have you done? Um I did like two in May okay, uh

Those one for like the Jack Reacher thing. Yeah. Oh nice. I was just a Cubs fan. Okay. And uh. Oh you were at Wrigley that day? Yeah I was at Wrigley that day.

Oh nice. And they just had us there from 8 a.m. to like what, four when the game ended. Yeah. That was a rough day. And they gave us like. Yeah that's a long day to be sitting in there. Bro.

It's a full day of work. And then they only give you like one and a half snacks? What? Full meal? Snacks or full meal? No, like like snack like they gave me a hot dog and then gave me a diet coke but I don't drink diet coke. So that's why I said one and a half. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait, so we fed you better, right? Oh, most definitely. Yeah, there was breakfast was breakfast, there was lunch. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Nice. How do you get the, are you an actor?

I am. Yeah? Yeah, I actually just fit, not to make this about me, but I- No, please. This is about you. Oh, this is about me, hey! So this is my show.

Promote yourself, thank you. This is my show, these are my guys here. This is my gal. What's your name again? I'm Kate. Kate, okay. And what's your name again? Dan.

Dan, all right, cool. And everybody else, I'm gonna learn your name. That's fine, yeah, yeah. But no, I just finished a feature film actually. Oh, Friday. Whoa, that was a lead character. No shit and Friday Yeah, yeah What's it called and where can you watch the blue lamps kind of like purple rain, but like blue I guess yeah Okay, that makes sense. I don't know where it's gonna land in streaming. Maybe, I'm hoping like Amazon or Netflix. Oh fuck yes.

But man, it's great writing, it's a drama. And it's gonna be a trilogy actually. Oh shit. Yeah. We have a soundtrack out. It's about this guy named Bryce. He's super incompetent, I'm Bryce. And he's never sang in public before.

He likes a girl. She wants to have him step up to the plate, but she's dating like this gangster rapper. There's this feud between me and the gangster rapper silently because I don't feud with people because I'm in confident. And I get involved with some risky stuff. But it's a great,-written well shot film. Awesome.

Very cool. Yeah. I'm excited to see it. Thank you. Yeah. Finally to see all three of them. Yeah. Did you go to school for it or you just started getting gigs like randomly and I just randomly fell into it. Yeah.

Cool. What uh, what does you can not answer if it's uncomfortable? What is it extra like what does this pay? This was 250. Oh, that's not bad. Yes, not bad. Yeah, and you're are you done. Yeah. Oh, oh fuck Yeah, I was at pretty good day. Yeah, that's pretty good day. Yes a great day, and now I'm on a podcast you got When when you do extra work have you ever been like yelled at me and like you're making it too big Like you got to make it smaller Nah, okay. No, but there has I've heard Like in the last set that I was in like I've heard background like crew like directors and stuff talk about

The nuance of like when you do invite extras in a lot of extras think it's about them, right? Right. Oh, they'll wind up doing stuff bigger than lead actors, like, yo, chill. Yeah, right. $50. Right. Have you ever been killed on camera? No, but I've been punched. Okay. Oh, shit.

Yeah. When you're an extra in something like a movie, like Reacher, right, will you tell your family, like, yo, check it out, check my scene out? No. Oh, I would definitely do that. Yeah, it would be my profile picture. Yeah. I just, like, you gotta watch this scene. Nah. Oh, I would definitely do that. Yeah, it would be my profile picture. Yeah. I just, like, you gotta watch this scene,

you might be able to see half my face. I think that's the part where I'm just like, I'd rather not bring it up. Okay. But then maybe they'll see you and bring it up and that's cool. Sure. Okay.

You're proud of your real acting work. Yeah, I want the real stuff to come out, you know what I'm saying? Like, hey, come see me in the Blue Lounge. Exactly. You know what I mean? That stuff I could really like staying next to, but the extra stuff stuff to come out, you know what I'm saying? Like, hey, come see me in the Blue Lounge. Exactly. You know what I mean? That stuff I can relax staying next to. But the extra stuff, to be honest, I just need cash, bro.

Any lead actors, like, kind of assholes? I haven't met that many leads. All the ones that I've been around are cool. That's good. Yeah. So I'm guessing, do y'all do a lot of commercials here? Uh, he does. He does. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm guessing do y'all do a lot of commercials here Yeah, yeah decent amount like exclusively here well Yeah, we just do it here because it's like we have busy days, so they just try to fit it in okay

I'm a thing you were recently what fruit were you I was great He was grapes and a fruit of the loom crush that one crushed it. Oh wow so Yeah, the loom was here, too. Yeah, we kidnapped someone. Oh wow that's cool. Yeah, that was that and a fruit of the loom commercial. I crushed that one. You crushed it. Oh, wow. So Fruit of the Loom was here, too. Yeah, yeah. We kidnapped someone. Oh, wow. That's cool. Yeah, that was a fun one. I played Ugly Man with Hot Girlfriend

in a Pink Whitney commercial. Oh. Had to fly down to Florida. That's sick. Yeah. And that was through Barstool? Yeah, it was aired during the NHL playoffs. Yeah, that one was.

There's a couple that get on TV. Our Game Time ad got on TV. Did they lose their girlfriend? They cut the girlfriend. Oh, no shit. Yeah our game time ad got on TV. Did they lose a girlfriend? They cut the girlfriend Oh, yeah, yeah, the whole you were just you were just ugly man with a single ugly man. Yeah Yeah, and it threw me for a loop because it was down in Florida and I was practicing to open the door to this party Florida the door is open the opposite way. I got a pivot. You had a pivot. Mm-hmm. By the way, Nick I tried your move. Did it work? No.

It never does, never will. When you're getting mic'd up and he hands you the thing where you put this in my ass. Didn't work? No. I promise you it never will. It never will? But then I nibbled on his hand and he laughed. That worked?

Yeah. I think I got that on video. I think I sent it to you, TJ. That one worked. Fuck, I don't think I have that in me. I don't have the personality to handle it. I can't nibble a man. Yeah. Oh yeah, you can nibble a man. Fuck, I don't think I have that in me. I don't have the personality to handle. I can't nibble a man. Oh yeah, you can nibble a man.

You think I could? Yeah, look. Wait, that works way better. See, he's laughing. He loved it. Got a little bite on him. That was more than nibbling. He was about to say harder. Yeah, look at him. He's laughing That's the same guy who did not laugh at the what do I put in my ass? Okay, so he likes something

It's somebody got a tinker with that line. Hey, maybe you try it sometime. Yeah. Oh My god, I'm like oh and 12 at that. Yeah, no it felt uncomfortable I actually said I blamed you after of course I was like yeah like Nick upstairs told me to do that It sucked Did you study acting in college no Okay, I need finished college. Oh, that's okay Too many here. Yeah, there's a lot of here. Hey bar school sports, baby. Yeah, we got like Zuckerberg and Brandon Walker finished college Henry Lockwood were you close Brandon? Yeah? Yeah go back. I'm going to

I'm waiting for something really. Yeah, wait. What you waiting for my daughter. Oh you want to go to school with her I want to time it up with her yeah, she's gonna graduate She would hate that you're gonna steal her graduation Trying to make it about themselves Pulling a 22 jumpstream did you think everything have to be oh, that's the girl with the dad That's cute, and then I thought I was like I guess he is kind of still in the thunder a little bit Bron and Ronnie there Now I want you to do this yeah, no you don't

Shouldn't have said something weirdly charming. Hey, man. I'm on your side. I don't know about that Oh you weren't you immediately turned on it was cute. You immediately got a cheap laugh off of me. I Thought it was cute initially initially quit saying initially, but also I'm a grown man to me to say something's cute It's kind of also A little bit so my bad my bad Rodney Dagerfield movie was back to school great. Yeah, it's a great movie Fantastic filmed at University of Wisconsin triple-ending I got about a year my bad. Okay. Rodney Dagerfield movie was back to school. Great movie. Yeah, it's a great movie. Fantastic movie. I could be.

Filmed at University of Wisconsin. Triple ending. I got about a year that I need to knock out. Where would you want to go? You were close. Where would I, what do you mean? Wherever his daughter goes. What college would you like to attend?

Oh, we're going to Mississippi. Oh, really? She's going there? She's going to Mississippi State. Yeah. She's already committed? Yeah, she's going. Oh, wow.

Really? She's about to start her junior year and she's already, she's locked up. She knows, to Mississippi State. She's already committed? Yeah, she's going. Oh, wow. She's about to start her junior year, and she's already locked up. She knows, yeah. What's her major? She wants to be a sideline reporter. So I don't know what major that's going to be. I don't know what the perfect major is for that. Journalism? It's communications.

Yeah, but at Mississippi State, they don't have a Syracuse broadcasting thing, or Missouri. So what if she got into Syracuse? Would you have to step in? She'd be like, no. No, I'd send her to Syracuse broadcasting thing like or Missouri so so what if she got in A Syracuse would you have to step in just like no um no I'd send her Syracuse That's a great place, but but she I don't think she even knows that be the best place for us I'm just not gonna tell ya don't Randy you should go to Ole Miss and prove how easy it is to feel You beat Ole Miss no graduated. I

Mmm. I don't know. I'm just that's what I got planned I thought it was a really sentimental thing that would be awesome. Do you think you could get a 4.0? No, I do I think no way I don't chance it takes effort that is a mean thing like yeah You have to because it takes effort. Yeah, yeah effort in everything I do But I I never put effort into anything until I got poor after college. I never put the effort into college I put into work. But that's one thing too, where it's like you get wiser as you get older.

You don't get smarter. But it's not about getting smarter. No, but like book smarts, you don't get book smarts. I think your ability to understand information. But what about your ability to take tests? I have no ability to take tests. I do think there's a realization and at our age now that you realize just the effort it would have taken to do well in school wasn't as much as you thought I regret putting in like I know yeah you do have AI now you can figure

it out a lot better than I could at 19 I think you're more interested in things now yeah it's like you're choosing to go back not like this is what I'm supposed to do And you could just get a general studies degree and take bullshit classes Brandon Just gonna be falling asleep in classes constantly asking to go to the bath I think you should go to I've an Ivy League. I was being by Danny. It was yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, let's just come on Danny Come on. No regrets. We don't want to keep you. I'm sorry Talking without What's your Instagram yeah, mr. Waters underscore the guy oh wait let's judge your first picture. Oh, yeah

Waters underscore the guy What did you know that you were the guy? Well, so I created that in high school so it's a pretty early. Yeah, pretty You're the guy been the guy for a long time then now Do you think you'll ever graduate to that dude No, cuz there wasn't that dude in high school and my like my name was supposed to be like the opposition Like I'm not trying to be that dude. You're just being the I want the guy. Okay, like Roman Reign. Are you him? Oh, yeah Okay. Yeah, that's that's what my best friend. Tell me so you are him. That's what he tells me. Okay, okay

Well, I'm not a good best friend. Yeah, exactly I don't I don't there's no chance. best friend would gas me up like hey man you get a shot for him in a better pool Yeah, probably get a good one alright. Well. Thanks man. Thank you man. Sorry for your movie I appreciate you stopping by the blue lounge. Yeah, that was the best possible extra. We could have Absolutely, yes Alright see man It's the word we're, Barstool Yak. The Yak.

All right, go get it. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Wait one second. Yeah, you knew he was gonna. Whenever we need an extra on the show, we should just call him from now on. Empty seat. He knows how to take up too much. Somebody we work with, we hire an extra on the show, we should just call him from now on. MTC, somebody we work with, and hire an extra.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good guy. Yeah. Great guy. Great personality.

The guy. He is the guy. Some would say he is the guy. You the man? Well, he doesn't want to be the guy. No, he doesn't want to be the guy. He doesn't want to be. Am I the man?

Oh, you're the man, Kyle. Hey, you are. I don't want to be the man. You're the quintessential the man. I feel like people are opposed to the man all the time. Well, that's you're a man. You're I don't want to be the man. You're you're the quintessential domain I feel like people are opposed to the man all the time. Well, that's a different the man I don't want to be the man. I want to be the men like an amalgamation of every guy. Okay, that's Steven chair Yeah, that's that is a Size that's a hundred percent che when I was in New York when I first moved there

I would look for roles like that on Craigslist. And I usually ended up just being like the production bitch running out to get them food and stuff like that. I never even made it to the extra role. I would love to be a body, like a dead body in like a CSI kind of thing. Yeah. I think you gotta like wait around all day though,

but that would be worth it. Get the makeup and shit. Yeah, that's a long day. Well, for anyone. Was it Wonton Don that was an extra in a movie? Somebody was. Somebody was here. R.A. Marty Mush. Oh yeah, Marty Mush. He was in the town. Who's that guy who does the creepy movies? The aliens and the corn stalks and the M. Night Shyamalan. He filmed a ton of stuff in my area growing up and so like a ton of my classmates were extras in that movie. That's cool.

And everybody thought that those kids had, that was the coolest thing. It is cool. The field next to one of my best friends' house was the lovely bones field. Oh no. What's lovely bones? Dead girl movie.

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Pranos right that it was only Jersey people they allowed Was it yeah like you could not you had it was a stipulation to be on an extra on the show you had to have like Yeah, Robbie Fox just did an extra thing did he oh for him Yeah, I feel like I don't know one of my remember He he went to a dick sporting Sporting Goods and stayed overnight to do an extra for something. He just, this was like last week or two weeks ago. One of the better businesses to have to stay overnight at.

Yeah, fun, a lot of fun. Very Chris Basie in there. Does anybody remember what I'm talking about? I think we talked about it on the show, didn't we? No? I vaguely remember, it sounds familiar. That's where our coworker got his car stolen. Yeah, it was, I think it's a superhero movie.

He got jacked at dicks. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, it came on. Yo. Yo. Hey, yo. Yeah.

The new Deadpool or something? No, somebody help me, I'm sure the chat knows. Am I just making this up, did I dream this? Man, we don't know, dude. Yeah. Wrong podcast. Do you guys like going on that story? I think that's like my favorite story

I will randomly just go just to go. I haven't been in one since La Super Bowl Menards is great to go to what other stores are fun Menards Lowe's Home Depot. No like you can actually have fun. I think I have a good time It's up the dicks you can play a sandwich time. Dix is up there. Dix, you can play a Sam's Club. Dix is up there. Especially if Dix has a putting ring. Bass Pro. Bass Pro's good. IKEA.

Daddy, do you like to go sit and look at the fish? Yeah, of course. I love to sit and look at the fish. It's a fish pond in the middle of the store. Yeah. That's IKEA? Bass Pro. IKEA.

They have a whole kids... It's different. I like to get naked and jump in the fish tank. Oh yeah, you pressed your little tiny penis. little tiny penis and you flopped out onto the yeah, have you guys been to the app store? Yeah, so just about what? Eddie Eddie said yeah, it's called apt. It's a BT people call it here. It's like the largest. I think not like chain Merchandising store and like the nation. I don't know what that was They have everything dude, I'm not it is

It is no it's like adult Disney world like you name it they have where is this this is in Glenview Glenview It's right where we did like the punt fielding stream. Yes, it is fucking awesome. It's not technically a mall there is a electronic slash furniture Slash like I got my grill there. I got my fridge there It's like a superstore But there is this little area right here and in one of the places is a kitchen and they bake fresh chocolate chip cookies every 15 minutes only on Saturdays though. Oh is that right? Yes

They bake chocolate chip cookies 15 minutes on Saturdays I don't think I'm understanding this at all so it's like you walk in Nick and it's it's like all TVs stereos electronics and it's dishwasher hell is that a cult that's a cult so what's different between this and Sears it's it's mega they got mattresses. They've got But like it's like a mall with less room giant fish tank yeah, and say shark Ed you said mattress well reminds me of the there was a Electronic store in Midtown B&H maybe that was like Similar to this that just seemed like it was endless like you can walk around at it forever

And that store has conveyor belts on the ceilings that whatever you picked would get zipped around the store Is this place by a mall and just use the stores for different departments? Is the this is a mall? There are a couple stores there's a candy store the cookie like kitchen appliance place Brian there's a game room place where it's just like pinball and air hockey and stuff you can like an arcade look at all those vacuums Yeah sinks. This is a mall and stuff you can. Like an arcade? Look at all those vacuums. Yeah. Sinks? This is a mall.

Yeah. You know, they've expanded for me. I'm trying so hard to not consider this a mall in my head. I'm telling you, Big Cat's been there, I guarantee it. ABT. ABT? Oh yeah. Yeah.

But this is a mall. What's that? Bella's, we're looking at a mall. You called me Brando twice. Don't think. What are we getting on? They got the best.'re just saying good stores to go. Oh, yeah It's just to go and hang out or just that massage chairs like sharp. Oh, yeah, sharper image was my started with dicks dicks, dude We went for the for the Home Run Derby we went to dicks and it was just like we just bought everything really

It's like yeah, it's the feeling of being a kid and being like I could just buy everything buying batting gloves that I'll never use again weird like Sleeves and shit. I think dicks has added more stuff through the eyes really really And I think whoever it is who puts like their products like whoever picks out what's out there. They do an awesome job Yeah, like everything there's yeah, they got grills now. They got all kind of furniture. there, they do an awesome job. Yeah. Like everything there is cool. Yeah. They got grills now, they got all kind of, they got furniture, yeah, they got all kind of stuff. Merchandiser.

Is sports equipment evolving in any way? I think they're just getting more of it. It's getting nice. It's shinier. And I feel like each sport has more accessories now, like the baseball kids, like the Dicks has all those, like necklaces and the jewelry and all the stuff the kids wear, like, yeah. There's a batting cage there.

Yeah. Dicks? I've never seen a Dicks with a batting cage. There's soccer goals, yeah batting cager. Yeah, I've never seen a There's like putting greens and driving ranges So it's like a real batting cage, but it's a cage. Oh, yeah, I have seen that the one by I said a full rock wall Yeah, they got rid of that when you guys were growing up. Were you were you did you always do the run in the new shoes? Yes, I track. Yeah How do you do that quick? I don't remember and I remembered on the track. Yeah. Had to do that quick. I don't remember, I remember kind of hating it. But you had to do it.

Embarrassing. Yeah, you had to do it. You had to do the run down, back, jump. Yeah. Yeah. Like, all right, I'll buy these. These will do. I don't know if.

Yeah, you know what? These are fast. I don't know if when I was a kid, I knew that measuring my feet would go away in adulthood. Right? I thought every time for the rest of my Life I would have to measure and put my foot on that Exciting to go up a side. Yeah, and you always bring up the braddock device. Yeah

Was it to test white socks Dave yeah But now you just have it at home conversation piece like quarterly up hop in see if things changed That's an object's object That is a true object that is a thing that's your favorite hoarders. Yeah, yeah, mr. Brannock. Can we pull him up? Yeah? What what he was a sicko was he he's big he was the original feet. He was the original feet guy I need to know every inch of this foot. What do you say, Steven? I went to a shoe store place recently,

and shoe salesman, I think, is a dying industry. Because what you do is they have the foot measures out, whatever it's called, the product device, and then you just find your shoe and you enter it into a kiosk or computer thing and then someone delivers you Yeah, but there's no interaction with the person that looks like Harry Truman It does what I know about him. Yes But he looks like that. I think he looks like wait you could get a custom one

also in terms of Inventions this has got to be one of the dumbest he just put a ruler on a on the ground Oh fuck it's not an object dudes were so lucky back then to just be able to think of something basic like an invention now You have to be they have to be pretty complex. Yeah Yeah, like who came up with like the first? reclining chair That's gotta be that had to have blown people's minds. A goddamn hero.

Yeah. But that's like an easy invention that we don't have those anymore. Yeah, I think it was John Lazy. Was it? Yeah, it might have been. Yeah, the first couch. Yeah, that's like comfy that I could sit on.

I'm tired of sitting on this wooden stool. What did people hear? Yeah, oh no I have no idea. I am couch. I have a range of about 2,000 years that it could be Yeah, like the first like cushioned couch the first cushion conventional couch like comfy I thought not so far not like in a French castle like uptight Yeah, yeah, I'm not like a French castle like uptight. Yeah Yeah, I like a bench right like a couch. I'm gonna say 1924. I knew you were gonna be 19

It's no way. It's all the way to the 19th. So I think I don't think that I don't think guys were coming back from the Civil War sitting on cow Lincoln sat on a couch No cars before couches Lincoln sat on a cow Yeah, yeah when you put it that way that's that's tough to get now but I can't picture an old-ass George Washington said I think are older than America yeah no we had colonial couches no what is that striped one what year is that not what I'd want to sit on it weren't like Persian that's not carried on one those are cushions that's a couch mmm that's a what do they call that?

I feel like people didn't lounge like like I feel like in the 50s dudes would wear a suit just to like the French Probably put a hat on they weren't lounging and lazy boys. They were They spent their whole life. What country would you say couches were invented in I think it's French Mark yeah, are we trying to effort this? We gotta know what couchs are. But I feel like America are the ones who like, lazy-boyed it. It kinda depends on your definition of couch. Cause I'm seeing 7th century BC in ancient Greece. But that was not called a couch. That was called a Klein.

Okay. So that's a rectangular blocks report about four legs. That's not we're talking about modern upholstered couch, right I Bet a lot were just like stone benches then they put separate cushions on him at first So big how you said 1924 I mean I'd have to see what they that was the year the The loudest that's not a couch. That's not a couch. That's not a cat. That's a cat With some love see fabric on it. You can't lounge on that you can't back They were tiny back then I like you see I'd like to see you do a college football Saturday on that They were four foot five back then okay

Yeah What they're old? You would call this a couch. Yeah, I guess yeah like this What year is that Victorian era fuck late 1800s, but that's well that picture was 16 What about the king-size bed big cat you thought the couch was just as old as the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade? Yep Feel good about that What about the king-size bed because that's another thing that gets like underrated like what would be called king-sized, right? Oh shit, the king or the California King. Oh shit, California King. That was probably later

Yeah, cuz like I feel like that was a thing that you did in like the 1930s you'd come home and you'd have like a Queen side not even a queen size like the twin bed and you'd sleep in that with your wife that would suck When did dudes start sleeping with their wives in the same bed, and you'd sleep in that with your wife. That would suck. When do dudes start sleeping with their wives in the same bed? That's true.

I haven't yet. Nice. Nice. That's just, yeah. Your bed's the office to you. I'm kidding. That was just good shit. My bed's the mostly sports couch.

Kyle, did you record anything last night? So I put them on. Yeah? they're as subtle as a hurricane they are looked like a like a Juni Cortez, okay don't know that they're just like so thick it was like just I was unquestionably the spy kid Yeah, it looks like it goes committing sci-fi espionage. Okay, the guy was unquestionably So recording them or no no, oh You have the Ray-Ban meta glasses. I gotta get a it's it looks ridiculous

You got to cover the light when you record a light displays on them that it's recording On the Ray-Bans. Yeah, I gotta get those I got like an off-brand cheap pair. Oh, no, they're all clunky But yeah, but then I was just like going about it like I was filming and I realized I'm just a lunatic I'm getting pissed at nothing But I'm still gonna do it. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, you got to do it For us TJ. Can you pull up on mincy's Instagram pose that? Was that was what the TV? Oh TV stress? Oh, oh, I just I don't like it. It's a little it's so

It's fixed Here's the explanation. I got that the five TVs Here's the explanation I got. The five TVs that have been there, that we bought in 2023, that model no longer is manufactured. Or it's manufactured, but the current year's edition of it is the one in the bottom right. A little bigger.

No, it's like the bezel is different or something. So you're saying we gotta break the other five TVs? I'm saying the other five TVs are no longer sold We could get more of the six TV. Yeah, that's what I'm saying That's what we got to break the other five TV right because we use these things all the time. We can't have One that's off No fucks up the whole flow yeah Start warming that arm up Kate okay. Did you guys did you there's a he broke the news only in America? That's the post

He's doing that on purpose right this is It's not like the preview section changes There's just no way right. I don't didn't get Jerry Rice in that one There's just no way right? I don't didn't get Jerry Rice in that one My favorite is when he just puts like an invalid URL in his Instagram story Simon a link How did he what is that by the way, did you guys see the general Connell might have just ended the Nidu Bosco rivalryco rivalry. Oh, no.

So when he was on Pick Central, was he doing Mr. Bing Bong's voice? Yeah. OK. I didn't know that he ended. Did Rico walk away from it? You know what you're supposed to do if you have like a resentment for someone?

This isn't even a joke. I'm not kidding. So let's say, for for example you're supposed to say a prayer for Nadu that he can get on any plane that he ever wants to and that would make him that's what you're supposed to do over and over again every time you feel anger for Nadu being able to get on a commercial airline flight you're actually supposed to say a prayer. Try it with me. It'll be good. Like, I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. I remember we're living a clip. They will clip this. This is good. I'll say it privately. I know. I'll say it privately. I'll say it privately. They're two different sources too. Wait, Rico. Hold on a second. We're going to get to this.

Listen, I pray that Nadu is able to get on any flight that he ever wants to. Hold on a second. We're gonna get to this. Listen. I pray that Nadu is able to get on any flight that he ever wants to. Yeah, I'll do that privately. Oh. Do it now, I'm telling you, it'll be so freeing. I'm not even making a joke. He already went on the plane. Yeah, right.

You know we can do it. Do it, it'll feel good inside. I pray that Nadu is able to get on. I pray that Nadu is able to get on any commercial flight that he wants, say it Rico. Are you about to do this do this. I don't know because I hate myself that I said it I don't get the poison out You guys haven't walked a mile up here say it I'm telling you I Will think about it. I'll and I'll try to do it tomorrow

Rico I pray that not who is able to get on any commercial flight that he ever wants. Nadu. Say it. One sentence. Say it. You can't do it. You can't do it. Everybody quiet.

I'm telling you. It's good for you. The conspiracy's over. He already went on blinds. Come on. I think that's fair. Come on. Say it.

I pray that Nadu... See? See, that's the thing. Look weak, Jerry. I look weak. I look weak on the internet. I didn't do anything, Rico. I pray that God Do it again to go no, he's already clipping it. So close. You almost did it. I look weak. I look weak. Arguably, you look weak now. This is worse now. You look weak now. You're giving the power.

You control it. Can I ask everyone to just be quiet until he says it? Jerry commands a room. He's the best host we got. Yeah. I pray that Nadu can get on any flight he wants. Know what you said? I can't clip that shit!

Clip it! Clip it! Clip it! Clip it! You're weak! You're weak! You're weak! Gotcha culture!

You got to listen to him! You might as well work, hey! You listen to him! You got no movies and no TV? Come on, join our fucking social department! You and Phil can live in his mother's basement! Oh my god! And just be fucking trolls.

I pray that I get some movies into the... No, I have a lot coming up. I'm gonna be the host of Camp Barstool. I got a lot. Oh, he's the best. Both of them are the best. That's awesome. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, I announced that yesterday. Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, he's gonna host. He's gonna be like the head ref.

So we're just gonna get to hang out with Jerry for three days. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, he's gonna host he's gonna be like the head ref. Hell yeah We're just gonna get to hang out with Jerry for three days. That's fucking yeah, very excited for that And like him having to deal with like people complaining about rules is gonna be so good But he's gonna be more bought in than they are. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's PFT's extra Oh, that's is that's him. Yeah, we did we did that. Is that PFT's body double? Yeah No, no, that is literally the costume he was in early. Oh, okay, okay? All right, buddy you see what they do DM to me yeah, what I don't know what that was He wants that Proud to call you my sister. Hello TJ. My sister was a beautiful bride

I was proud and I'd like the yak folks to see that well she was There was a beautiful bride. I was proud and I'd like the yak folks to see that. Well, she was Fall look at that. She's classy. Is that person ugly? She's well, no No, it was to do that. I apologize He said that he got confused by the picture cuz the new do is it I'll go ahead and say it and to do looks Fine there too. Yeah, give the dude took a picture with Sydney Sweeney Rico be like Sydney Sweeney's a too. Yeah, because she's All-time non apology Because she's next to him. Yeah. All time non-apology. Yeah, I apologize that you uglied up with that. I got confused by the picture.

Yeah. Also, did you see Jersey Jerry tweeted out that he confirmed? Yeah, there's no way he can confirm. But again, yeah. OK, true. He's been confirmed. Jen Barry's been confirmed dead. I don't know how he confirmed. We all agree Barry was a Rico burner. Yes. Yeah

probably Probably he probably just lost the password to it. Well that when does it line up with like Rico's? Like first trip to the doctor that was in football season one. I can't remember Who knows I think it was Who knows with him? Where'd you play golf yesterday Ridgemore? Nice? Yeah, just play well. No, I stink Yeah Golf is hard. Yeah, it is. It's like being out there though. Yeah, it's fun to be out there Would it be a faux pas to get four guys and play and we're not keeping score

We're just hitting around pretty much. No as long as you're not holding up Pete pace Yeah, that's it. I want to drive and like attempt some fairway shots Yeah, no as long as you're as long as you're not uh some of my kids, but slowing people down We're doing an anus par three in like two weeks Love it that the the social norms are kind of out the window on a par 3 Mini mini golf I'll pick up and drop like someone in this room is not like that though. They're very judgy on scores I Any I don't golf Brandon Kate never golf with him. Well. You're like I like, hey, let's go to the country club.

You're like, all right, what do you shoot? And I was like, oh, damn. That's because he shot in 82. Time out. This is where y'all put tone and stuff into text messages that are just not there. What I want to know is if you ask me to go play golf, I want to know what I'm dealing with here.

What do you shoot? Are you in the Do you shoot are you in the 70s? You're in the 90s that changes the whole tenor of the entire trip and everybody knows that so I was just curious What what what am I dealing with here? I told you what I would shoot and you laughed out loud I did not that did not happen Show me that said lol. It was it was a conversation the kitchen. I Did not laugh out how how Friday? Could find the footage. No, we can't find the footage. Oh Danny does he miss representing this I said what'd you shoot you said you said last time I went out I went I shot a

140 no I said like 130 so yeah, I suck yeah, and then I might have laughed at that yes Might have done the classic Danny you hear that have you thought about maybe doing voice to text? I My tone isn't gonna. Yes, your tones your tone, right? My tones my tone. I I Don't say so you're almost admitting right now that we're not Misreading your tone. Well now that he said it was a conversation and not a text that's pretty clear that I was Bullshitting. I are you what are you worried about? Like are you worried about your club reputation? No, no, no, no, no, no, if somebody says if somebody you've never golf with says, hey, let's go play golf You're like, yeah, we'll go by the way. How good are you?

That's a that's a cuz I'm not very good can confirm Brandon asked me that last week and was not taking the wrong correct Yeah, I like to know how good you are If you're really really bad, we're gonna have fun and we're just gonna fuck around if you're really really good I'm gonna have to try to keep pace with you if you're average. That's about where I am No, it's a fair question. Yeah, just the laughing part afterwards, but golf is one of those 130 was shocking Golf yeah, that's when you kind of just give up and say I'm just having fun. Well. I say I admit that yeah like hundreds for sure It's not always one like sure I've done like 110 before okay. You know golf though is one of those things where I think that Like if you ask a really good golfer who they'd rather play with I think they'd actually rather play with someone who's

really good golfer who they'd rather play with. I think they'd actually rather play with someone who's quick and like kind of fucking around than someone who's like standing over every shot who might be really good. That's me. Taking forever. But I'm not going to finish the hole if it's going too long. Having fun. That's the best part of my golf game,

is knowing when to pick up. Yeah, when I pick up, I say I'm going to the next hole. You have to know when. But it's a really bad feeling being an average to bad golfer playing with good golfers. Not if you play fast. They do not care. But you're slowing them down, regardless.

No. If you putt three times and it's inside, outside there, you're just walking back and forth while they're getting ready to putt, it's just weird. Nah. You gotta putt. I think a good golfer golfing with a bad golfer who's fast is probably fun,

because you're like, I'm really fucking good. But they do say if you're good, it's a better way to get invited to courses. Oh, of course. Oh, no if you're if you're a really good golfer I feel like it opens up every door. Yeah, Eddie. I think that's a legitimate question that Everybody laughed at him. I didn't laugh. He's Mike. Oh, no. No, we could pull footage you love you can't Oh, let's pull the footage. What was the last was a classic Brandon? Oh, what time on Friday? Don't know when it was on Friday It was it had to be it was after the yak had to be between two and three had to be no chance Okay, how do we get fine? You?

Can you get someone on that we've been on our investigative shit, and I love it. Yeah You know when it was between two and three on Friday and Friday What room in the he was sitting in the booth in the kitchen in the kitchen I was standing I'll be on it. It doesn't sound like something. I would do 2 o'clock on Friday. I'm usually the fuck out of here Well, you're waiting for traffic. You don't remember all three of us in the kitchen. We were talking. What else me if I remember Danny Yeah, Danny, can you confirm not really? When'd you get here? Was where is Tommy here that day? Well, who else was there there?

Was here that day was it Friday was Thursday then? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Now I kind of remember my apology was Thursday. So I might have been waiting I might have thought I was because we did the draft. No, no, okay. Sorry. I fucked now. We're locking it in Thursday Oh, yes, it was after the draft then right as we did the draft from about three to four Oh, and we were talking about your picks after and white tax. So four to five on Thursday 30 to five I see 30 to five on Thursday. Yes. Sorry. That's okay. I don't think It may be I might have gone huh like that. I don't think I could followed I don't think I could followed. I don't think I out now

So really but I would also say 130 like warrants kind of like oh man. That sucks like I feel like that's allowed mmm Definitely more of like a shocking. I was already. I would not say 130. I'd say hundred I was expecting to hear one. I say the worst though to really fully represent like hey, I'm not good I was prepared for 105 fact. You know what I mean like it's always better to Undercel I guess I do that with how late I'm gonna be yes. No exactly you never you definitely don't know you never tell I've never done. Yeah, but I was Do the common opposite oversell under deliver nobody nobody wants that mm-hmm

Like putting yeah like putting a lower height on your date exactly yeah, so that's it The question was it fair yeah My laugh what laughs no of the question. I'll laugh man question fair question was like the same type of question as oh You're with some people who's all there. Yeah No, that's bad. You think it's bad. I do I think yeah You're basically saying like say a name that I'm not gonna come there's some person or say a name that like it's all it's also gonna be Considered like I don't want to come see you but tell me me who's there. Yeah, you aren't enough.

Right. Well, if someone's cool and intimidating, you're gonna maybe have a pregame it a little bit. So maybe you have to preface it being like, no matter what you say, I'm coming, but who's there? When they ask me, I say, who could I say that would change your decision to come? I like the plan for what I'm getting into,

and the people are an important aspect. You are a people. They are near the whole aspect Everything we're going to chill at a table and talk I want to prepare for who I'm gonna be with mm-hmm. That's fair I get that what do you mean by prepare? It's up Jack Yeah, I don't know why so much disdain in your voice. They don't like you okay cool Wait drug addict. Oh, yeah, yeah He's all right.

Drug addict Jack. What a name. Is that a, that started with Rico too, right? Oh yeah. Jack never really denied it. No, no. Damn near embraces it. I have an etiquette question that came up today.

Oh. Stefan. Sorry, hold on. Asking about the footage., haircut. So I got a haircut today. They have the you know, whatever the capes that you put on. I always have my arms inside but I noticed that one guy today across took his whole arm out and had it and was on his phone the whole time. I've never seen anyone do that.

So I have done I have done the arm out if I get a text message or my phone rings, I do do that. And when I do it it I notice the arm probably just stays outside the cape after that have you seen that some of the fancy barbershops have the Plastic in your lap so you can look at your phone. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's tough the cape is invisible like it's a clear one. There'll be like a plastic Like it's a clear one. They'll be like a plastic Cape at all Then what happens to the hair you think there's a top soft barber shop or they're like we don't have capes But you gotta take your top off. That's all bad idea. Yeah, I think Chicago has the the bottomless barber

He's this dude with a pretty big dick that cut your hair. What? No, I forgot about that yeah yeah it was from a while ago I know was that Chicago I think it was huh spin the wheel you get some bangs yeah what do you mean by that I need a haircut I don't know man I think you should grow it out have you ever had like a proper mullet? No, she do men's mobile Cuz I got funk men's mobile is Joel's the man, but I'm a funk guy Yeah, but you're not gonna funk last time your sport clips guy. Oh, yeah I'm a sport clips guy men's mobile is awesome Joel's the best I'm too intimidated to go out there

No, dude It's the least intimidating you get to watch TV while you cut your hair and you cut your the seat doesn't bonkers naked women on the wall? He's good. You can watch porn in Joel's van will he let me scratch my nose. Yes 100% I'm that's holding off itches the entire time of getting my hair tried it once fucked up the whole melody Really can't pull yes, Steve. You're right. You can't pull your arm out Yeah, you got to deny the itch it feels rude too I go arm out I mean if things happen you're there for a while it is weird no one ever is looking at their phone during a haircut when that's like the best time to do it you're not doing anything you're sitting still for 20 minutes staring at yourself soon you

fall asleep I haven't in a bit but, I used to fall asleep every time in the barber chair That's great now. I have like a stand up, baby, or who? We take a baby in a car. I can't imagine falling asleep Be tragic. I think I was in the like very young kids stage where like the sleep was tough and stuff like that, too Me getting my haircut is me at my most uncomfortable Why you never go to the same one never the same one twice? That's I never do either You don't I just I go through the script of the small talk and then I go Spot and I get like two haircuts a you gotta go to the same place you see Kirk Cousins brings up his

His head shot that is cool. That's pretty cool. He's a roster pick Yeah, he's like make me this the same thing but Nick the first time small talk is the worst smell Because you it's the same every time I Hate the first time small. It's once I get to the third fourth time that I'm comfortable not you're right Nick your barber or Beautician is the least relationship you can have with a person yeah, I Saw one outside of my butt, and it was like, do you even say hi?

Yeah. What about if you find, like, what if you go to a place and the woman maybe gently brushes her breast on your shoulder? You won't go back? No, I'll let her know. Just be like, man, maybe. That's why you go.

It's the, like, you get a little bit of the goosebumps. There's something about that thin cloak that makes the breast feel all the more erotic. And their hands are in your hair, and you just get a little bit of the the goosebumps. There's something about that thin cloak that makes you feel Yeah, more erotic and their hands are in your hair and you just get a little bit. I like it my hair wash Yeah, no, I I Said it on here before but there was a barbershop outside Camp Pendleton cuz those guys military they have to get their hair cut Every week basically or you get in trouble, but there was a place it was like a Hooters Barbershop right outside Camp Pendleton where that was the thing

It's like you get a haircut and some boobies on your shoulders a little bit. Yeah was oh, wait really yes Yes, yes, and you know business or strictly. It was a business No, it was like they had a funny name to like jugs barbershop or something and like it was like a Hooters barbershop Basically, it's a smart idea can't knock it has anyone ever told her barber that it doesn't look fine at the end of the haircut? No. There's no way, there's no reason. Well, you can't wear glasses during a haircut, so I can't even see what's going on in my head.

It's like, how's this? And then I don't know ever, like, do you want the back of your head, like, squared or rounded? I change every time. I don't know what I am, typically. Change every time. I can't tell you how many times I've given a big tip

and, like, I love it, gone in my car, and then just cried., well it's never good It's it's actually the haircut's always good for the first like two hours, and then it's bad for a couple days It's bad. I don't know yeah, once you wash it gets bad, and then it gets good again. I rotate three barbers Really why? So I do men's mobile because it's obviously super convenient It's a good job to yep, then I have one that I've gone to forever And I feel bad not going to him even though I find a guy found a guy who does a better job Thinks your hair grows slow

Have you told any of them I Told I told Ben's mobile. He knows he gets it too. Yeah, that's fine Yeah, I went to a barber that was way too cool for me, and I knew that because Harry Bogle came up to me And he was like dude. I heard you got your haircut next to Seamus. How'd you get into that spot? And I never went back there's a lot of places here at barb men's barber shops It seems like a whole yeah To do yeah, and they like if they serve whiskey. I always turn that down never do it There's some kind of playboys. I think that's weird, too. Yeah, that's a little weird

I've ever tell you guys I lied about having a daughter for like a year Barbara made small talk and like I didn't hear him and I like I I guess he asked like oh Do you have a son or daughter? And then I just was like, yeah. And then he assumed I had a daughter. And then so the next time I went in he asked my, and I just went along with it for like almost a year. And just we just moved.

I just never, and I had to like. But you have a daughter now. I do. So why don't you go back. And just be like, yeah. You should clear it up. I think I like you but. He I was like she was like way older is you think you remember the barber name? Do you remember the barber shop yeah headline barber shop on 20? I mean you have to go

Tell the business you ever I think they need to know all of All all of these gentlemen were very similar looking No, just I I don't I don't even know if I saw a picture if I could identify which one Are you scared that if you call or if you said you had a daughter now that he would he would find out How old your daughter is add up when it how long it's been since he's all you know I forgot who I am Okay, I think I think I like Karma's sake you do need to gotta get this off your chest Tell them but like then you have to tell them, but like I do have a daughter now. Yeah call Just lay out the facts. I don't even know who that You gotta get this off your chest. Just tell them. But like, then you have to tell them, but like, I do have a daughter now. Yeah.

Call. Just lay out the facts. I don't even know who to add. Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Let's see if they're showing business and if they have a... Just let them know. Like, hey, there's a guy, I used to come in there. It's not the main guy though.

It was like, maybe like the fourth guy in trouble. What was it called? Headline Barber Shop in New York City on 27th Street and like, third? You could have just lied there and not had to call headline barbershop NYC People mistake my youngest son for a girl a lot because of his hair and I just roll with it Oh, look at her going by I'm like, yeah, I never I just like don't correct it. I'm like, I'm gonna shit Not worth it. Yeah Or I don't want to embarrass them or whatever

Yeah, they don't have like barbers on there. Whoever answers will appreciate the message So yeah, just say to whom it may concern not even fucking around. I do think that You got a call Stephen was it Isaac Boris, Serik, Mendy or Martin? All very different names, I feel you remember all those names I Think Boris was the main guy wasn't him how long ago was it years ago? So there's a good chance this person's not there or no. I I stopped. It wasn't because we moved here. It was because Stop it wasn't because we moved here. It was because Something something something made it more inconvenient, maybe I moved in in New Jersey It was like far too inconvenient to go there

But yeah, it was before I had if you saw a picture of them would you be able to I'm not sure They all look the same. They're all like at some Eastern European all like some Eastern European or is and Martin look the same yeah Boris Sarah can I we got to get to the bottom of this I know every Jersey number on the NFL Barbara that he lied to for a year. Nick, where'd you find that list? Can I, are there pictures? I booked the, you go to the book appointment tab, no.

Oh, all right. Do they have an Insta? I doubt it. Might be on there. Why don't you DM the Barber shop, they do have an Instagram. Why don't you DM the Barber shop your face and just be like, did any of you guys used to cut my hair?

Sorry they are okay. They are on Instagram. Okay, okay. I see Boris. It's not Boris. That's that's the head guy, okay? They're all head guys True nice well done well done. Thanks. That was pretty fucking solid. Oh Yeah, they're identical All right that guy Wait They changed some stuff is that him that's the head guy is that him? Oh, no, that guy? Is this it? Wait. They changed some stuff. Is that him?

That's the head guy. Is that him? No, no, that's not him. Is that him? Dude, these are different looking guys. Is that him? Oh my God, Steve. So different.

It's none of those guys. Fuck. What did he drop in that whiskey? My dear. Hair. Oh, it was hair. Oh. Oh. Oh, it was rocks. None of those guys? There's no more here now. Might have to scroll back further. Oh, oh, hair. Oh None of those guys anywhere now I have to scroll back Oh, oh there's their names. Yes. It's none of those guys

Alright, so then it's got to be what was the other guy's name? I don't remember his name great haircuts Martin that is Martin is the one that wasn't in that picture, right? Why the fuck? I feel like it wasn't Martin today Was it about descending airplane wait go back? This is hope there Stephen Che. Wait. Maybe you're on here Whoa going going back back to US us so this he did this haircut oh kyrgyzstan oh yeah he takes vacation a couple weeks at a time and then you know that about him but not oh I think maybe I stopped going pre-covid maybe

kovat was why I didn't go okay so keep going I need to see you on here which one of these suckers actually believed you had a daughter the shoe on the mirror what the hell whoa what the hell what was that I'm gonna go to the nosh captain your dreams thinking Minaj these are real Okay Wait, what is the foot on the foot on the mirror? It's very deep. Whoa is that soul patch? There oh, yeah, what year are we in now during these? 522 weeks ago, okay? 2015 I was going I was going there okay, okay, so maybe you're on here. I

Really need to see you. I'll see che Did you ever take a picture with them? No? fuck Fuck No skunk tail Are you got a call Steven? We go back to that. Who's he gonna? Just call and let him know just clear the air Tell Boris a Brandon

Isn't that lamb bad? No out You're out. Why don't you say, hey, Brandon? Yeah. Tagging Cody. Get Cody. Oh, shit. He's out.

Cody's out? Where is he? We don't know. He's back in New York. Nobody knows. In the Adirondacks. Nice. I guess Danny can do that.

I am out tomorrow. I'm out tomorrow. Uhacks Nice, I guess Danny. I am I am among starro I'm out tomorrow. Oh, I'm out shit. All right boys going to Michigan. Let's party. Oh I'm here all next week I'm taking eight people to wriggle on and then there's a four weeks in August where I'm not here taking a real full week at all four weeks Yeah, they're all Hold on hold on hold on. I'm here for part of every week. Oh, okay. You made it sound like yeah Yeah, all of our my whole summer sucks the traveling the internet invitational

Grit week camp I guess camp bars doesn't count cuz I'll be here with you guys. Are you missing that? No, I'm announcing part of it Nick are you I'm actually going to I? Actually meant to text Dave and be like hey you want Nick? Cuz I don't do that I'm not announcing a million dollars No No, it's I think I counted. I'm missing three six. I'm missing eight days in August. That's not that many I don't think that's many at all

But I made it so that I will be pure part of every week eight out of twenty. Yeah, that's not so bad No, I mean it sucks. I'd rather not miss but it's just like I can't do anything about it Brandon with this early Fox thing the time slot seems pretty early Yeah, you thinking about getting maybe a place around here? Like just an apartment? Should we talk about this Brandon, because this is gonna be a problem. With what? Are you gonna try to be on the show every day?

I'll be on the show as much as they'll let me be on the show. Okay, but there's definitely gonna be a point where you're gonna try to be on the show every day and then we're gonna get a diminishing returns of Brandon as the day goes on. No, I'm fine. I'm here that day. That's your nap time I I overstate that I don't really nap every day. Okay. I've walked in there and I've walked in there

He's a back me up here. We need to we need to know he doesn't burn I can I get off for this Brandon? Yeah, if I'm involved with the show It's probably gonna take away from my involvement on mostly sports. Well, that's bullshit. That's worse than me not being there He's more important than I am. It's a seven. It's a seven and nine time slot. That's worse than me not being there. He's more bored than I am. It's a seven and nine time slot. That's probably a five a.m. call time. There's gonna be a post, like, it's a breakdown and prep for tomorrow show after the show.

That's going to take away from your emotional energy. Correct. Why are you talking about me? Like imagine everyone involved. Imagine if you could sleep. Why don't you just get a place across the street? I'm not saying I'm not saying you're not gonna be on I'm just saying I if you start trying to be on every day You're we're not gonna get anything. I was trying to be on every day me being on every day

I figure somebody's gonna make the call of who's gonna be on all right, so then I'll control that well Yeah, but don't I'm not gonna be off. No. I'm not see this is where the problem comes No, it's fine couple times a. No, it's fine. Couple times a week. Yeah, that's fine. Perfect. Yeah. I'm gonna do a couple second hours couple being like four. Yeah, no, no. Because we also it's football season, we're gonna be fucking I know. But that's when we were we're actually do you know, Dan? That's when we fucking work. Fortunately, we don't ever

stop. Yeah, that's when we work Yeah, whatever we'll talk about it. I told you we'd talk about it from Tommy's phone last night Tommy texted me I Did think I thought poorly of you when I got that my my my phone skipped link boss phone It's boss. I'm the boss for us sometimes I was there was a moment where I was just like this is low for Sometimes I'll get a face time that I think is for my wife, but it's really my son sometimes I think it's my son's really my wife like my phone Verizon's got a clean clean it up Tommy said on Monday

He did not get happy birthday text from yeah or myself not ice and I did send them on I said someone as well Yeah, not everything's getting through so it's it's been it's been rough Yeah, you know me I'll be there when I need to be there. It's a shame. Yeah, we know Brandon I think Sure yeah as it is 1 p.m. You're you're yawn city on this show if it's too if you have to do two additional hours of talking that early It's gonna fuck you up Plus plus roughness plus the we got a football show plus gonna pace you out nicely

It's football season adding two additional hours of talking per day is going to kill you. I'm ready Plus what y'all are doing why did this become about Brandon Waller? No, I hope cuz I appreciate you have a drive to work. I'm ready to go. We got a TV show now We also got a we got a we got to pay. It's like a horse. We got to pace you can't have you running out the gate. I'm satchel page. I ain't never cool ranting. That's just not true. Satchel page pitched a lot of innings in the sun. Yeah. But did you see the movie he has the he comes off the street and

walks onto the mound. They say satchel you got to warm up. He said I ain't ever cooled off. I don't ever cool off. I'm ready to go. Also, counting yawns is crazy work, TJ. It's a talk show. Yeah. Brandon, two nights a week over football season,

stay at mine. Maybe. Maybe. You have a bedroom in my house. I think I'm the, when it comes to being here at 5 a.m I'm the last guy you need to talk to I I'm proven I can get here five right, but that's Not every day some days it's not some days many days is it not probably two a week What do you do during those two like Friday when I Tommy or like I just sat and I usually just times you get in

I write down lists. I got here at that day like 530. Let30 let's say Tommy yeah and I and I just write down a lot of times I'll prep on my notebook or I'll you know whatever mostly just scroll my phone okay okay I'm Brandon Walker's ready we don't have to worry about Brandon Walker we gotta worry about a lot of other people I worry about Brandon we got Lucas ready to go anyway right I have to talk to Lucas Okay, well what he just said he was gonna hurt him with mostly We're gonna hire new people right eventually and but in the time being I've got do we know when that's starting by the way What the Daily Show football? Okay?

Do you anticipate any? Programming time slot adjustments for any shows? Why? Because of this, I don't know. No. What was it, seven to nine? Seven to nine. Yeah. And then we get our day started here at 10, right?

So. Yeah. What do you think the name's gonna be? Barstool. Fuck yeah. Oh really? I don't know. I don't know.

It would be cool if it was just Got brand recognition, yeah. Yeah, we already have the handle. Oh my God. It's a shame no Whitlock. Yeah, we already have the handle. Oh my god Shame no Whitlock. I would love to go dueling for doors with him. Oh that would have been sick Nick you're big Star Wars guy, right? I Saw your ranking of the movies. Yeah, how'd I do? I mean all you do is I did a blind ranking One of the you owe it to Bob Vaux to watch them no you actually promised him you do is... I did a blind ranking. I haven't seen a single one. One of the... You owe it to Bob Vaux to watch them.

No. You actually promised them you'd do it next year. God damn it. I can't. You have to. You're afraid you'll like it. No, I'm sure it's fine. That's the thing.

I don't judge. I'm not like, oh, it's stupid for me. I just never saw it and it feels like it's... There's some things in life that have passed you by Harry Potter is another one. It's over. Yeah, you can't just jump in you know one coming out though. No you can't jump in yeah Don't you guys have a movie rankings for someone who's never seen the movies episode 2 attack of the clones? That chick looks hot. I'm gonna go to oh god Star Wars terrible force don't wait. Okay. This has to be low. I don't know. I don't think so eight yep

Is that a good one? Yeah our war the Empire Strikes Back this looks like shit Hope also looks like shit. Oh, yeah, that's gonna get nine Star Wars the last Jedi it's all the red blood all right I'm gonna say that one rock Star Wars return of the Jedi Jedi talk I'm gonna go seven here we go here episode three sure that's a six oh you you ride the Skywalker that's one. Oh yeah four Phantom Menace and five. Okay just ends. Oh man. Wait Brandon you had

opinions on that? How bad was that? It was bad. It was really bad. Empire Strikes Back should be one. What do I have it at? Ten. It looked old. Yeah it is old. Yeah I don't It was really bad. Empire Strikes Back should be one. And what'd I have it at? 10. It looked old. Yeah. It is old. Yeah.

I don't watch old movies. It was meant by hottest covers. Yeah, pretty much. You did. You went with the chick. And there was that red cover. Blood. Cool.

And Attack of the Clones you put too. Bad. It's universally thought of as maybe the worst. Really? It's down there. Yeah. It's at the bottom. It looked awesome to me.

All right. I want to start ranking more things that I've never seen that's that has legs for sure I ordered a hat you ordered a hat I'm thinking about becoming a hat guy for the rest of the summer Yeah, man, I thought you wear them wait What what type of hat because I actually think you would pull off a certain type of hat I ordered a 47 brand blackhawks hat Trucker bucket hat think bucket hat? No. What?

I think you're a straw hat guy. Straw hat? I think you could pull off a straw hat. So I've been playing enough golf that I have bought a hat and I wear it only on the golf course? A Greg Norman hat would work on you. I need to buy a Greg Norman hat. That would fucking work.

That would be nice. Yeah. Can't you see him in that? I'm thinking about transitioning to a hat guy. I don't think you're a regular hat guy, but a grea... Yeah. You in that, oh that tan one. Oh my god Brandon. I also think you could do visor You'd be scaring all the I

Think straw hat more likely than visor you might you have good enough hair that you could do visor and it looked like the visor With fake hair yeah, oh yeah, you look like one of those fan Oh, you had oh, okay. How did you have a visor? You were you sitting on it was gonna become a visor guy Let's hope the velcro is strong enough to Hold on to that head cuz he has a dome right yeah, it's not Actually, and you have yeah, yeah fluff your hair straight up over it like pull your hair out. Oh wait No, no have like one piece curled down. Yeah, Kirby smart

Ooh, yeah, you look good Pull your hair out. Oh wait. No have like one piece curled down. Yeah, Kirby smart. Oh Yeah, you look good How does how does that Know what visors is the worst thing I could do like a long time You're a scissor queen Yeah, I like teach people how to be lesbian Walker lesbian That would be a good series look at a lunch lady. It's like Ted Lasset going to do soccer you are

Now how about that pulled it up a little I think it looks good. I do too I think I think Greg Norman have I think that's I think you would look awesome in a Greg Norman hat What is you you don't you do have a big fucking head. I got a big noggin. You got a big fucking head. It's got a big head. Like that's all the Velcro I had. Yeah. So that's why a regular hat doesn't work for you.

But a straw hat. I might, I'll try the straw hat. You know what size you are to fit it? He's like a 10. Is he? No, I don't know. It's hard to fit all that brain in there. Yeah, I'm in between two sizes on a fitted. It's tough So you have to go bigger. I'm size eight. I don't like are you hats yeah, they're coming back

Yeah, but I don't like being boxed in yeah I know I like to cuz sometimes I like to wear my hat tight sometimes like to wear it loose and as your hair grows It changes yeah, and like oh if it's a windy day, you're gonna tighten it up. Eight, yeah. Is eight big? Yeah, it's preposterous, yeah. Preposterously sized hat. But you're in proportion.

It's not like you're not a big head guy, you're a big guy. Just a big guy everywhere, yeah. It's tough being a big guy with a tiny head. They're out there. How many of them are out there? I got maybe a cousin we call th his wife watches the heck I'm sure he's a really nice guy how small is his tiny head he's very handsome but it's no no no, no, no tiny head. He can't be can't be very he's gonna be handsome. You can't be very th

big with You know James Arthur the British singer no I think he might have a big body tiny head or maybe the opposite Kyle I actually had a question for you and don't take offense to this That's the worst thing you could say you fucking told me I had to take toss the toss run the other I was asking about it because I was interested okay, so you're not gonna. Do you know I probably will Okay, I have two boys. I think my oldest boy. I Don't think he's gonna get six feet. I

Think my youngest boy will I think it's what the fuck do I do it's too early to call? 37th percentile my oldest or my youngest boy will I think it's what the fuck do I do it's too early to call 37 percentile my oldest or my youngest is like 75th percentile He's a six-footer. I don't know if there's a and then I made the mistake of telling This is where they fenced never mind. I made the mistake of what if I made the mistake of Pointing out to my wife that men don't start till six feet When did you hit six feet? Uh, probably like 14. You don't become a man until six feet?

She did not like that. Wow, that's a lot. But then I uno reversed it and I was like, but you married a man who's six, three. So how can you judge? Right. Good point. She's part of the problem. Yeah.

She, if she was so like, oh, height doesn't matter. She should have found a short guy. We had the same conversation about me with five feet We're gonna get five because yeah, I was four foot seven in like middle school And they're like what if he's never even five feet. I mean if my son doesn't get a five feet you have them What have them? Read the room Is it too early you were getting too early

There you know there's come back kids as it start what I had you got to drink more milk read the room I Didn't get it so senior year percentiles at that age like have a correlation with next year It might be like 80% it's just it's just you know ebbs and flows man Always get the surgery yeah, I've liked guys of all different heights yeah, but There's got to be a word Come on. There's got to be a word for that For the sake of me and my brother If you're funny, you're funny If I used to be five nine like five back broke. I lost four inches. Did you yeah?

Yeah, you know it is a very funny thing that I just popped in my head about this Fox deal Is that Dave's gonna be working with urban Meyer? Oh? closely You think Dave's gonna learn a college football player's name? Nah, okay name? Nah. Okay. But him and Urban have, he said some things. Oh yeah. Oh, he had to do it. Oh, big time. And we're probably gonna do some Ohio State games. I would imagine we'd probably start with one. I think that sucks that Wisconsin's not gonna be good. Is their schedule out yet, Big Newts, or no? No, but you can look at the big game. You just know which games are most likely

like ohio state penn state you can probably pencil that one yeah ohio state michigan ohio state texas in week one i think did you guys watch dave and miss peaches on phallon last night not i did what i didn't watch it was exciting i can't believe he hasn't been on a late night show before was dave on it or was miss peaches on it who was there miss peaches was she was the just did the talking. Yeah full court. I think he did Seth Meyers, but 2017 wait like oh he did a good L shirt Yeah, Shane Gill's killed on the espy's yeah Wnba joke with yeah, I really like it scared to laugh though. Yeah, which one I there was yeah, there's a couple There's a couple really good WMBA jokes one where he just introduced

Was so fucking good and just watching him Matt lose his mind was yeah And our boy sass Yeah, I like that fucking awesome. Yeah. That has got to be the toughest room. No, so will have Chicago. Media-trained athletes? Media-trained athletes who take themselves way too seriously. WNBA All-Star Brittany Hicks is here.

Give it up for Brittany, everybody. I'm joking around. That's my friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players. Oh, so good. I'm joking around. That's my friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players. Oh, so good. When he made the joke about Shy, that was the quietest room's ever been. What was it? The foul trouble one?

That was so like nothing. Nobody laughed at all. Did they give an extra L to him? Yeah. An extra L. Yeah. See, I thought the biggest evidence of no reaction was the Caitlin Clark Waffle House joke,

which should have at least gotten like an exasperated, like, oh, I can't believe he went there, and just nobody really reacted. I think Druski's the only one that made a noise. Yeah. It was good though. I liked it. Hires from the WNBA.

When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA, she's going to work at a Waffle House so she can continue doing what she loves most, fist fighting black women. That was a reaction. That one was good. That's the one in my mind that Sass wrote. Yeah. But I could be wrong. Yeah, which ones did Sass write? I think he did all of them actually. That was the one that my mind that sass wrote. Yeah But I could be that yeah Yeah, which ones did I think you did all of them actually that was the one that I had all the funny one Mm-hmm for sure

Really call of duty ones Why is Shane Gillis talking about fishing yeah, Shane Gillis just like so I woke up at 1230 this morning This one I thought they like 1230 this morning This one I thought they like Everybody sitting around him is in foul trouble. That's just a harmless joke. Yeah Yeah, I didn't see a cut to the end Holy shit. I love my I love that guy above him to the right. They're so mad Love my god. I love that guy above him to the right. They're so mad

Somebody explain that joke to me. He's a foul merchant. He gets out all the time And wears suits they're too big in the shoulders. Mm-hmm Yeah, that was a weird suit choice. That's a very innocent joke carrying stuff very innocent I think that was the first joke lightest joke you could possibly very it's a very innocent joke. Carrying stuff. Very innocent. I think that was the first joke. The lightest joke you could possibly have. Yeah, that's a very... It's a good old sports joke. Yeah, that's a good old sports joke. Yeah, the Karl Anthony Thomas one. That was good.

Yeah, he crushed it. Sassma wrote that. Was there any backlash today from those? I don't know. Just from the idiots who were addicted to backlash. I didn't see any. Addicted. There are just...

I mean, there are definitely people. The New York Knicks had a great season. Yeah. Oh, yeah Carl Anthony Towns is here. Hey girl Yeah, I mean there was definitely some people like this isn't funny who fucking cares I did see people saying this is Today is officially the end of the woke sports movement because of the parcel office one deal on the chain. Oh wow. Saw people declaring that.

I feel like that's deemed like every day. Yeah. How has the reception been online? I have not been online today. I haven't seen anything crazy about it. So I didn't watch it live last night. I was just watching the Twitter reaction. No, no, I meant the Fox. Oh, the Fox, oh I'm sorry, I didn't watch it live last night. I was just watching the Twitter reaction No, no, I meant the fuck. Oh the fuck. I'm sorry. I didn't I didn't know that. You know, I don't I'm gonna line either

I've been with ya I'm sure there's people who haven't seen yeah, okay For the most it doesn't seem like it was as much blowback as that would have been in years past Yeah, I'd agree. I feel like three years ago. It would be would be a bigger blowback this one guy seemed really excited cliff D Mart oh yeah yeah he was excited is it bad that is it Joe sauce is happy as hell this guy still is clubhouse it's only been announced for like two hours officially from Dave though so I don't know if there's is it jaded of me to be like I'm excited obviously, but I'm also like more work Whereas like maybe in the past I've been like this is the biggest thing ever. That's why I was surprised

I was like I could see them like barstool turning it down because you and Dave like hey, we're just I think it's the biggest thing Ever I'm just so excited But I'm not you I'm excited. I'm not don't take that the wrong way. I'm very excited, but I'm also practical of like More work. Well think it doesn't change our Saturdays really right now. It doesn't change our Saturdays It does change our our days days But there's a lot of days in the fall where you're here There's a lot of people too that we're gonna lean on so that would be good

I do want it to be a very collective effort in that respect but But Brandon, are you ready for like the fame that comes with this? Yes. Yes I am. Yeah, this is one of those things where like you could have a YouTube video with a million views but if you're just walking in the background of a Fox TV show, your parents are finally like, that's my song. Yeah, right. It's crazy how big they make that work, television. And I am going to lie to my older family members and tell them I'm on Fox News

They'll love that Yeah, a Lot of pictures of like us on airport TVs. Mm-hmm. That'd be good Are you guys gonna start doing makeup now your TV guys fuck no come on never do try it once never little pal Oh, no, no, no, I might Brandon you might always turn it down. I could contour your cheekbones I've done it before always how'd you look? I've makeup I've been makeup on the show before I make up before I do not care how I look well You look good in that liar on a TV show you you had to defend bald head allegations. Yes, well, that's crazy

Did you go to the exact spot to get the lighting and say this is what it was? I took a picture of the top of my head that was that's when you lose Take a picture of your scalp is Hannah Montoya's tweet. That was crazy. They're not bald at all no But the picture looked like but I can't be accused of being bald Because I'm also on the record that if I do go bald, I will just get a toupee and force everyone to mention it. Like a really, like a really bad one, like a redheaded. Yeah. And like take it off all the time accidentally.

Just really poorly glued curling up. I embrace the baldness. What do I have? What do I have to prove to? Yeah, so that I see oh How you could say it see that it's lighting in its gray hair it's not bald, but it does look bald there, but I replied with the I Guess I was defending myself, so I guess That's all that. That's just gray hair. Yeah, I just got gray hair sheen

Looks looks good. Looks good to me. Oh, no, you've to turtle. Yeah token turtle got me See, I guess I care a little was just the bald like you can't cuz I have to do something if bald is too far Yeah, you knew from the start these tick-tock girls were gonna be the problem for you I got they've been out to get you from the start. I got a trump card on Hannah that she- I'm fine. You got Hannah? Yeah. Nice.

Fine. She doesn't bother me. Annika still intimidates me. Annika's the scariest one, yeah. Ella still intimidates me. She's sitting in that like- She invents a new way to sit every day. Yeah, she's an elite sitter, yeah. No, she's bad. She doesn't know how to. She doesn't know how to year. Yeah, she's an elite sitter. Yeah. No, she's bad. She doesn't know how to She's not a sit at all She elite sitter. She is great at sitting. She's so talented. I

Easy I had the weird introduction thing with her mom when she was in here I dapped I one-armed hugged the hell out of her. Oh, I did double cheek kiss I want arm hug the hell out of her. I did double cheek kiss Face yeah Yeah, I want arm that whole family. I want arm hug did you talk to the boys say we're no more handshakes Yeah, more informal and don't leave the handshake. Okay. Go fucking dat. Is that an office policy now? Yeah. I thought it was fist bump. No, it's... Just no handshake.

Fist bump is for someone, you just like, if you're passing by, you throw these out, throw the nucks out. Just knock them to death. The tandem bicycle back there, is that part of the commercial shoot? Ooh, I didn't see it. A tandem bicycle has just shown up in the office and nobody knows where it came from. Steven and Brandon, get on it. How have we not? Yeah, I would like to see where it came from Stephen and Brandon get on if we not

Yeah, I'm not even a brand new Steven and Brandon get on it. Oh Oh, it's just a prop. It's not a bike. It's a prop doesn't work. It doesn't work. I Used to ride a tandem bike all the time. What does prop mean doesn't work, Cleveland There's no way they made a fake tandem bicycle that doesn't work. It works. It's just for a shoot All right, so Stephen and Brandon get on we don't Want to do a spoiler though? No, no, no, no, no Stephen. I didn't bring it up to get on it I brought it up with Danny. Get on the bike. You guys both know how even and Brandon get on the tandem bike

Yep, and also both get ice cream cones Yeah, my dad got my mom a tandem bike for one of their anniversaries and my mom was like this is gay Yeah, you don't you can't look normal no and it is it's like the most inconvenient bike I why not just have your own but it's kind of fun. You can go really fuck. Oh, really? You're both pedaling as fast. Oh, really? I didn't know I didn't real I know it was your tiny son riding a bike yet He scooters a lot is those three world wheeled ones like the two in the front like those those kids have Not a care in the world when they're on those if you see a kid on one of those on the sidewalk you get out of the way, yeah, I

Don't think my kids are gonna be bike kids cuz it's kind of dangerous in the city. So Yeah, yeah, it's sad, but it's for the best. They don't have to swim. That's good. Kids don't ride cool bikes anymore either. No. You notice they ride cool bikes? Yeah, they'll have like motor.

I saw two kids in the park by us, Nick, that were just whipping around like maybe five years old whipping around on motorbikes. What? Dude, in the Ukrainian village where I'm living, Ukrainian kids on motorbikes. It's awesome all day Are they like actual dirt bike like I don't know they look like they're so sick Hey toys now seem awesome Eddie didn't show the stingray grown up. Yeah, what's stingray? Oh the giant wheel the motorcycle

The chopper handles Stingray, oh the giant wheel the motorcycle Different Eddie my bad sorry um alright Keep it on them see if they come are they gonna come around the corner They keep walking back and forth past this corridor. I don't know what's happening When's the wheeling Italian fest oh? You're watching yeah, and I'd like to Yeah, the Italian Fest. Oh, you wanted a Bo Yes come out his schedule to it's pretty sweet. It's his private party. Yes Oh, yeah, we bought him out Wait you bought him out of his previous obligation I told Eddie tell him any amount of money. Yeah, and then he didn't come with that no offer

Could have gotten way more out of me. Yeah, and they're like is that okay? I was like that's gonna be just Just fine By the way bar stool golf time the golf season are you looking for an easier way to get on the course? We've got you covered because the bar stool golf golf time app makes it easy for golfers to find the best tee times at The best prices stop searching all over Google for your next tee time or going through the hassle of calling courses You can search multiple courses in your area from one app and get your tee time set within seconds with every action You you take in the app you earn reward points, which can be redeemed for free merch in the bar stool store We have a limited time promotion going on starting today

So you can earn triple rewards when you play between now and July 20th come golf with us download the golf bar still golf time app today What happened Shay? He's got a question or something I Don't even see him Going to DC tomorrow for a little rugby action. I'm excited Barstool got invited to the USA rugby doubleheader men and women's teams on Saturday. Is that a fun, will that be, are you watching? I'm a big Alona Mayer fan.

She won an Espy last night. Is she the Dancing with the Stars girl? Yes. She was awesome. I'm hoping to meet her. But if you're in DC, I'm gonna be out and about. You just gonna be doing interviews or? I don't know, John Kelly pitched it

and I was like, sure, yeah, I would love to go but I don't quite have a plan yet, so I'm kind of panicking, but I feel like it'll just come together when we get there That sounds fun. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it I'm hoping there's some kind of rugby party Saturday men men and women's the women are playing Fiji the men are playing England I think on Saturday afternoon Fiji's got to be pretty good. Yeah, yeah Big boys I'm excited. What are the all blacks come here? Is man you coming here yep a united West Ham Bournemouth

Forgot what was that? Yeah, the summer series Premier League summer series and in a couple weeks. Are you going? Well, we'll see that was no Why aren't you going? Well, we'll see. That was a no. Why aren't you going, Za? I mean, Arsenal isn't in it. Ah. Go boo. Yeah, go boo, go shit talk.

Is Arsenal gonna be good this year? We won't win it. I would like to. What? We're gonna win it. Win what? We're getting this striker big cat, bro. He scored 60 goals last year.

Let's fucking go. Wait, what, win what? The Premier League? Premier League League if we don't win it I want our ten o'clock. I want that on the record. I would be so pumped for you You need that 20 years man 20 something damn was the last one the perfect season Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Invincible is a great nickname for for a team Yeah

They didn't lose. That's the perfect name, then. They drew a few. And then you 24-1, 14 draw. But after that happened, was it like this is going to be a dynasty? And then they- We thought so.

Then we started selling the year. That's when Cronky started. Bought like two or three years after that. And then we started building the stadium It was actually the stadium that that started us selling players. Yeah undefeated champs should just be invincibles. Yeah the invincibles What happened with the bike Steve Is being used on a shoot right now But we own it and they can bring it back to us in like three hours so we can have it tomorrow

Okay, I've always wanted to ride an antenna bike It's a blast of course You like I might be wrong But I feel like my Facebook picture for a long time was Gruden and Torey go on a tandem bike that I made was Gruden and Torico on a tandem bike that I made. Wait, you made the edits? Yeah, like a very formal. You feel like, that seems like a specific thing to not be sure about. You made?

Did you just stick their faces over other people's faces? Yes, and it was so poor. Why did you put them on a tandem bike? That was your profile. I loved them, yeah. Wait, no, no, no, no. Why a tandem bike? I like tandem bikes. Oh, wait, but no no no no why a tandem bike I Like tandem bikes. Oh

Simple is that sometimes and then you made that your profile picture I? Believe you've never ridden a tandem bike never but you knew you loved them can I read it? Twitter comment that I'm just gonna read it Wait Brandon can you go out and get me that blue bag over there, please? Over there. We thought you already had it. We were just talking about it. Oh, yeah, you need that.

Do you see the blue bag? Do we have to have the blue bag to do that? Yeah. Yeah, we need it. Can't wait for BFW to quit the Yak because the ego won't let him give up the opportunity to be on TV. No. Fuck.

I fear that all the time. He's coming back. Fuck. So yeah, anyways, Jay, you like random bikes, huh? Yeah, I fear that all the time So yeah anyways che you like and I legitimately have that fear and thought What's up? They're using it on they tell you yeah, they're gonna shoot We'll get it. All right. We'll write it tomorrow by the way. We got to do a plinko day next week, okay? Done well, I said we do in the middle of the week in what day works

To get this man testosterone Wednesday yeah, whatever Wednesday hump day plinko And then we'll do so we'll do Wednesday for Plinko day, and then there is a date August 15th, I want to say, where we're doing a company outing at a rooftop for the Cubs. We will pre-tape a Plinko Day, so we won't miss a yak. Nice. Yeah, so we'll make sure we get that for the people. Nice.

Yeah. Said nice twice, I'm sorry. I have the photo. It's me and Mike Torrico. What photo? One of his early Facebook photos was him on a tandem bike. Oh. With Mike Torrico.

Mike Torrico? You confused yourself with Grooted? Jask painted our... Jask painted? What's Jask? It's like not Photoshopping. I'm so confused right now. Can I see this picture?

Yeah, DM to you. What What he brought up that he? While and you said you've been on a tandem Photoshop so well why? No, I've never been on a tandem bike. Oh, so is that that's well. No there you are is that my toriko? Yeah, is it I don't think it is. Oh my God. Italian Mike? Yeah. I don't think that's Mike Turrico. Brother, it's Mike Turrico.

It's a tiny head. Can I say something? I don't know who Mike Turrico is. Is Mike Turrico a black man? No. Well, no. Okay. That's confusing to ask.

It's a loaded question. Yeah, you have to load it. Actually good question. Really good question. He appears to be. Okay. But then, what was it, like five, ten years ago? He was like, I'm not black, I'm actually Italian.

Okay. And we're like, what? Isn't black. Okay. Yeah. So, wait, Che, search. That's not Mike Toreco you were on a bike with. Search Mike Toreco tandem bike.

Yeah. Oh no. That's not Mike to Rico you want a bike search Mike to Rico tandem bike yeah It's a premise of a cuba good as a junior movie Che I don't know that's him Mike to Rico Holy splemonia, but like how does that picture not know that you just found a random Italian So it's the Mike to Rico on the channel there is a chance. That's not Mike There is a chance that I put Mike Turricos head on someone's body What did people think this was? All right crop up There is a chance I put Mike Turricos head on on I still don't think it looks like Mike Turricos head

But we're not getting a very good look at his Mike Turric's head. Don't get offended. I'm sorry. It's okay But yeah, it's could be us tomorrow how to do on Facebook to get any likes No, but I think that function was fairly new at that point the like function like was pretty much from the start right? That was the first function people didn't know how to shop that Yeah, it has a learning curve you caught to Rico at his skinniest if that's him He's exercising obviously that Have you seen Holy Spum only Nick Excuse me. It's a movie based on that promise. No, I haven't seen Holy Spumoni.

Just check that out. Based on what premise? I assume radio was on when it was on. No, no, no, no. That was, uh, it's, I can pull it up. You can read the description. It's called Holy Spumoni. I think it's Cuba Gooding Jr.

And it's like the Toreco story. Huh. No, I haven't seen it. Holy Spumoni. Maybe it's a scene from that? All right. Um, oh, I got this question, like, being like, what is anything changing around here?

No, we're just adding a show. In the morning. Yeah. Like, is Pickham changing? Is this thing? No. That was actually a big deal, but, like, I talked to you, like, I didn't want to

it'll change hurt any of our current shows. It'll change behind the scenes of your like schedules. You won't be able to do like pick them or some of the exact time you did them last year, right? Yeah, well, what? Well, if seven to nine, you were doing those shows at eight in the morning last year, I'm not gonna be on the Fox show every day. Oh, pardon me. I'm gonna be on it Twice a week, maybe okay twice a week Brando you'll be daily four times a week is what he said said a couple

You're gonna stand outside the studio no, I'm not Yes, I didn't I didn't stand I I loitered and I ambled by That's what you did with the Yak, right? You weren't even here yet, Nick, but yes. Yes. I didn't stand. I loitered and I ambled by. Got it. Just a whistling. You are good at ambling. I'm a good ambler.

I'm a lot better loiterer around people than you think. Like, I'm always close to conversations and can just fall into one no problem and people don't realize it. Are you saying that you're eavesdropping a lot? Uh-huh. People don't know? I'm a lot more around than y'all think I am.

You'd be hovering. Have you ever picked up any juicy info? Hover is a good word. Hover. Good hover. Lingerer? Lingerer, yeah. Brandon hover.

I like lingerer better. Oh, damn it. So like cranberries. Great song. It's like cranberries. Great song. It's a fantastic song. Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger? How I know. The joke was that that was a fart song. I'm just a fool for you.

At least on my school bus. The long cranberries. Oh yeah. That was the dog's dick. Yeah. Really? I've never heard that. It was one of Dukes first appearances on the Yak.

That's what he called it. I miss Dukes. We showed him a dog dick. Oh, shout out to Malasek. They won today. Yes, we're in the worlds. I think they locked in worlds today. Worlds. In Japan? He gets to Malasek. They won today. Yes, we're in the Worlds. I think they locked in Worlds today. Worlds.

In Japan? He gets to go to Japan. That's awesome. Over time. 9-8. They're in the top six. Yeah. Isn't it six going to get them?

No. This is European zone. That's six in the World. If we win the Worlds, we're in the Olympics. We're not going to win the Worlds. Can they get new players? I would hope so. I would assume they are going to be

Let's play ball. So is everybody else but malicec would probably have to be out They're winning with them. They are huge win. They've won one in a row We got killed by who Germany Italy? Italy. Italy fucked us up. Bad. Is there footage of the Malisek own goal? He scored an own goal? That was the game that wasn't on stream. Oh no.

Like it slipped out of his thing and he scored on himself. No idea. He said it, he tweeted it out. I scored an own goal. Oh no. That'll happen from time to time. All right, let's spin the wheel

Let's spin the wheel Homie spamoni I Got the footage of the Eddie Brandon covers. Oh, I can't really hear buddy. Can you see you're talking? Can you see? Oh god? Oh, sorry everybody? We are back I Well you should be off right no, it's it's I If I could redo it I have other things that I we know I do it do with you I Love when the office wheel spins. Oh, that's not bad. Who's that? That's great. Look who she was

between though. She was between Stefan and Stephen Che. Murderers row. I'll have to talk to Stefan. I'll think of something good for that. That'll be fun. I'll check with Jackie first. Yeah, it should be fun. Yeah Yeah, Jackie was a little Thinks I'm taking her man What yeah cuz Danny was on the date too and Jackie has claimed him for Jersey Shore. Oh Tables no no good Jackie Jerry has uh

Didn't know we're doing other people. No you don't know you got it all wrong Kate and I aren't actually dating just fuck buddies nothing more bad boy Danny smokes than censoring fuck Fork buddies We're having a funny discussion yesterday's Jerry's come to grips with the fact that he drives a minivan I Didn't know Jerry drove a minivan He spent like the first six months of his new car being like it's a truck and we're just like dude It's a mini certainly not a truck, but it does when it called it a truck I really like it's a mini when it comes to minivans. It is a cool-looking one. Yes. Yeah, but it's a minivan

And he's fine. He just doesn't he's come to grips with being a minivan somebody parked in his spot today And they were driving a minivan That's not his also Jackie tables has started a rumor that Jerry's girlfriend drives him to work every day That's not true, and he sits in the back seat Yeah, it's a good one Tell him that'll get really upset threatened to get his gun Wait do we have the footage oh yeah, let's see it So part of this is Brandon explaining the pricing of his country club do you know I don't want that okay? So then we can't then no we'll have to look at it We should go no sound

Sure, it's it's just it's just the kitchen. I know I just want to see the moment of the laugh. I don't I don't I Didn't hear a laugh the way you're describing a laugh We're way up there. Where's Brandon? That my ass I Was Danny's ass. Oh, Brandon's in there. Oh, we're over. Oh, we're on the other side. Oh, we can't see anything.

I do forget there's cameras everywhere. Oh, you shouldn't. We were exactly where you said we were though, Eddie. No, I was more towards you, I thought. Everywhere. Tech can tap into every room except the anus one. If you have anything to talk shit about you know Yeah

Just want you to say whatever you want no no it's true DJ, right Your room doesn't have like the the same permanent cameras that this room or safe haven Chicago or mostly sports or Quick pics has but I think I need to really let some shit out in that ain't a studio by all means man. Yeah well PMT Emt I could tap into nothing but yeah. Yeah, you have like the Robo cams in your room. There's probably heart monitors. Yeah Those are controlled over the network of the office got it. What was that Kate? And to do has a beef going with American Airlines now

flies once What's his beef Alright man, so I have not slept since Tuesday. There's a reason for that. Fucking American Airlines. I would highly recommend anybody watching this, never use American Airlines. Okay, I was supposed to fly out of LAX Wednesday, 1240 local time.

Two hours before, delayed 20 hours, then it gets canceled. It was the only American flight yesterday that got canceled. But as usual, I was looking all day delays up and down the fucking tote board at American. I was at fucking LAX yesterday for 11 hours. I had to sit there like an asshole. I didn't get to leave until 948 local time. I had to sit on a fucking flight 2345 in the morning. I had to fly to fucking Charlotte. Still dark when I get off the plane. I think I gotta wait till 730 to take a flight to Harrisburg. Show the hair.

Yeah, I know. I understand. I'm not going to a big airport Nonetheless, I saw a bunch of big airports delayed yesterday from American and by the way American now I had first class coming back You don't even have fucking TVs. Yes. No meal service. What the fuck is that first class? First class I'm telling you never use American Airlines ever Fucking dog shit, And that's coming from an experienced flyer. United, Delta, all the way. Fucked. I flew United to LA, it was great.

I've flown Delta before, great. Fuck American Airlines. Terrible. How does so many airlines fly into Harrisburg? Yeah, I'm kind of shocked. No There you have it rock also did them dirty too, right? I always I always think it's funny when barstool puts out like who would you want to build like your bar table with like Who would you want to sit at you have ten dollars to build because I'm always in the cheapest row

Danny you are in the the two dollar row on the Barstool Beach House one. You gotta get up a row. You know what, I've never even been out. Like the lowest? Dante's in the $7 row. Oh. Hey, that's what I need to hear. That's what I need to see.

Yeah, I need you to wear this out and about Instagram. They did the build your beach house. Kate, you're in like the third row. You're doing all right. Oh, okay, okay. I don't know which row is a good row. It's hard to tell. Yeah, I think you're in like the third row. You're doing all right. Oh, okay. I don't know which row is a good row. Yeah, I think you're in a more expensive row. And next weekend, Danny, it's not this weekend, but next weekend it starts. Come on. What the fuck? First weekend of August. I need you to... What the fuck is Dante doing in the top row? What are we doing with Dante in the top row?

I'm right next to Mincy. Your two bucks, man. That would be the best two bucks you've ever spent. Second row is great. That's a great row. That's a fun row. If it's $25, couldn't you just pick from the top row every time? Yeah, what?

You didn't do that right very good very good check Also for people that are on the show or in the lowest oh Good promotion. Oh guys. I promise by the end of this show. I'll be worth at least four dollars promise me that Kyle and I are always lumped together for a buck Bargain what was the thought process with Dante though? Good for him. Great for him. Yeah.

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