The Yak - Steven Cheah UNLEASHES on Brandon Unlike We've Ever Seen | The Yak 11-6-24

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

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Welcome back, man. Welcome back. Sheesh. Big news. Big news. Big news. Yeah. Kate. And say for yourself. I'm not pregnant. OK. OK. Oh, I was going to say, what's your excuse? Oh, and to. Mm. I did vote for Harris. Oh, and to. I did vote for Harris

You're owing two I did Women are owing two Okay, we're owing two You're owing two That's okay, like I said Just keep swinging I got my tubes out

It's not a problem for me anymore You're owing two They're on their own Yeah, you're hardly a woman Yeah Brandon's back though Yeah Brandon's back

Whoo Man It was tough You're Did you say he's tough? I said it was tough. Oh, it was tough It's tough not being here yesterday. Yeah, I see also your highlights are coming out all of them Huh? Well, I had to put them out myself behind the back. No, did you see us? No, I didn't see you behind It was the smoothest walk off behind the back you've ever seen It was just it's like like just walking the, just behind the back dime to a cutting max.

You know how good you gotta be to hit a cutting max? That's really good. Then I hit an objectively very nice play. Oh, that's beautiful, that's a bonus. Just walked it off like it wasn't shit to it. I missed it? All right, I get the ball, I get the ball down there. Yep, there I am.

Boop! Bang. Brady, you deserve a lot more praise from this. Missed it. All right, I get the ball. I get the ball down there. Yeah there I am Bang Brady you deserve a lot more like praise from this. I believe I do I even saw Jack McCarthy this morning He said your haters are out in force. They're they're misrepresenting He is one of the haters. He's not Jack McCarthy has a hated me in this entire process Yeah, but he's a he's a well-known generational hater I get it but not not of me in this instance He hates everyone and then my bucket was uh, I said a 17 foot jumper. It was probably like 16. Oh, yeah It no it didn't it tickled the back of the twine is what it did No, sir. It was smooth. Oh, no

It barely moved the net. Are you sure it didn't? I'm positive. I've seen it in my dreams. Yeah, how many times you watch your own highlights? Dozens. Are you going to play again Friday? No, can't play this Friday. Why?

It's my anniversary dinner for me and my wife. Where are you taking her? Can't tell you, because the people listening will cancel it. Are you going to do the Derek Jeter thing and just make her watch your highlights Oh, uh, she's not good. Yes. Wait while he was fucking already had to watch him. I Might have brought her over and Kanye did that where you would have people over his house for his party

Just play only Kanye songs. I would do yeah Kanye get it. Yeah. Yeah, I Saw the you both show me the clip of Jack McCarthy trying to take memes head off Yeah, they have a clip of that. Yeah, they almost fought we talked about I knew we talked about I didn't know they had a clip. Yeah, the clip is out and oh my god Avert your eyes. It's yeah. Yeah after seeing this. I don't know. This is meme screaming. Do you want to go? Do you want to fucking go and that's it? Yeah, that really wasn't it was a barely thought. Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't as bad Yeah, that looks that looks pretty bad. That was that was not that bad. I thought it was like a push midair No, they just found a situation even even scored

Like a stop or it was a m1 was mad about the travel Congrats or apologies for emitting the organ shard from your dick. Oh, yeah Yeah, that was yeah, that was in how did it not hurt was that bad? Did you bleed post? No? Oh it hurt It hurt a lot Stella was looking for a snack. Have you ever seen how sharp they are like under a microscope? Yeah, well, that's why I had to collect it I don't know if you guys seen I've been walking around with like a little funnel uh with a like a gold miner. Like a cheesecloth. I've been peeing in it so that's how I collected it and yeah it was just like I was like uh-oh. Do you still have it? And then yeah. Part of my ignorance why do you have to

collect them? They are gonna they the urologist wants to test it to see if it's like if it's like a one-off or it's something I'm just gonna have it's like if it's like a one-off or it's something I'm just What if it's like a very precious and like a gemstone we should I? Permission to put it in some type of food that you're gonna eat at some I will eat your okay your kid What happened on the record in a human stomach break down a kidney stone? Are you just gonna pass we have would it just be a kid? Are we recycling this or are you just gonna pass it? Oh yeah, would it just be a kidney stone? Are we recycling this thing? Are you guys playing catch?

That would suck! No, I think I would pass it easily I have like a surprisingly wide hole You do? Mine is very narrow I think someone else's kidney stone Mine's wider now I think I could pass yours with ease

Should we human centipede this thing? Spin the wheel to see the order. Kay, take the blanket off your... legs. I know, I need to get... We gotta get you your pants, Kate. Come on, Kate. I haven't gone shopping in a long time. Let's hang these up next to Zaz underwear.

There's gotta be a pair of pants around. I'm pretty sure they're crotchless at this point. Kate, you show up in new clothes all the time. You've had time to go shopping. Well, they're jeans now and then what's your blanket back on our dressing are you done this office tree yeah dress yeah I agree with that tape I've worn jeans in months yeah my thing on Jesus that they're uncomfortable I yeah I like if you wear them you're trying too hard I'm

just as uncomfortable I'm just as comfortable in jeans as I am in sweats really no change your And you tried really hard Yeah Shit those are dark jeans to this Where's that shirt from Ferdy? No, I do have a couple Ferdy. Yeah, this is a chubbies We were what his stripes aren't that these are good stripes. No, those are well, not a stripes. Yeah Those are good stripes. There's nothing like a fall flannel. It's a good. That's a good colors. It just feels good I feel like I'm dressed up even though it's really no different than like wearing a sweatshirt

Do you want to chop something with an axe? Yeah, give you that or hurt myself trying to chop something with an axe yeah why why what makes the flame also comfortable I don't know it's just like pajama material yeah yeah Kate are you still trying to impress the beef no I mean doesn't look like no no remember like two weeks ago when you showered I know every now and then I think for us She wants to keep us on it. Yeah, it's for that one Old guy who watches to a wuga me It's for him shout out that guy Probably not as much as I should

You try to like make him laugh. I think we try to make each other. Yeah, that's good Yeah, that's good good That's good do that way more than trying to look good for him because at this point you just know what you got Yeah, no he ripping ass in front of you like when he sleeps. Oh just sleep. He's actually like a prude about farts Yeah, I'm a fart. I'm a fart prude Learn this like a car time. Well you all do really I bet that's your main time Titus. Oh, yeah Just I just blame it on my kids Oh you all do really I bet that's your main time Titus. Oh, yeah Just I just blame it on my kids I won't fart around my wife. No My mama taught me that Kyle you're a date. You're a date one farter

You lift the cheek looking back like I wouldn't do that again if I was 26 now But will you lift a cheek on a date one? it's more of like lifting a cheek is aggressive yeah really let them know that's they know what they're getting yeah because it's gonna happen it's more like me like compensating for feeling awkward yeah like this is something that I'm in control of I will spread my ass so the fart doesn't make a sound Oh the whole looks like the mouth of a scream mask, and it just oozes it just blows out So you don't hear anything I don't know what this is I fart in front of him because we have like a small house But you're gonna hear it, so I'm like whatever you're but when we're fighting I

I like cannot let him hear me fart for some that that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I get that I feel you can I withhold the fart for the fight. You got to choose one or the other It does that make sense. Yeah, is that a common conundrum like I'm fighting, but I got a fart Yeah Well, we have two kids later young right if I was arguing with a significant other and they farted I would bring it up I'll be like so now you're fucking bitch I farted I would bring it up. I'll be like so now you're fucking farting now? Bitch. I got mad at a fart this morning in this office. Who? I got here at 630. Was it Mook? It was fucking Mook. Mook's been farting. Ripping ass loud. I get here I get here every

morning and it's my time and this morning and Mook's got different hours now I get it this morning Mook was here and he was in the workout station where I wanted to be and I walked over there and I was just around him. I walked off, I did some pushups and I was walking back to do another workout and he said, stop, I farted. Like, god damn it. That's not on him though. You can't fart at 6.30 in the morning when we're sharing the workout.

When you think that you have a space all to yourself for... But he didn't have it all to himself. But it's different if that was a one-off thing. I knew he was farty at nine 9 he knew it was moving me immediately Yeah, well, he's been rectally confident, and I appreciate that sure yeah His ass finally got comps farting at 9 and at 6 yeah following morning farting at 630 is no 9 this morning Oh 9 this morning. Okay. Wow. That's a can't be a night and a morning fart. Are you gonna? Yeah, pick your spot

Pick your spots, dude Save some for the rest of us right? There's only so much part to go around So Yep, yeah Yep What does it need to be a hotter, uglier woman? I don't know. For what?

To win? Yeah, to break the 0 and 2. Kamala's pretty. Because they're like, yeah, I would say they're above average. Yeah, bossier or less bossy? Yeah, what does it need to be? It has to be based on appearance, right? Maybe a set of Pelosi's.

Yeah, the cannons would help I don't know Yeah, I think we have to go Yeah, when I'm in the miracle it up That's a handsome lady. Yeah, well turn a wrench. Yeah, I want I want it to be woman by vagina only That's the only giveaway Right right everybody No, I'm pissed because that my only shot at SNL was playing Kamala's daughter I'm a father. Now I'm fucked.

Yeah. I want to. Just keep shooting. Just keep getting out there, Keith. Keep shooting. Yeah. No, we'll get him. Taking shots.

We'll follow. Brandon, if Trump was a college football team, what would you say about his strength of schedule? It's true. He played Jacksonville State. The one tough game he had, he lost. Mm-hmm Wait Jacksonville's He beat Maine and Jacksonville He lost a Rutgers lost a

The Bellarmine mercy fucking Bellarmine Fucking shock the world there'll be no repercussions from this We're having a good time But also thank God a woman didn't win right well Yeah didn't win right well yeah yeah launching the news the second the second Putin leaves the toilet seat up he can everyone use coasters what yeah we had to build a woman what what I think tits big fat tits when it comes to like negotiation I think would she would get her way get the DNC on the line. Let them know we're cooking something up for them

Big fat big fat white t-shirts only yeah, yeah big fat tits like That's all I can think of right now We're kind of stuck at big fat Tits if we're being honest. But also, AOC might be our best possible. Yeah, oh my god. If she could crush a can with them, then yeah. Kate, you should go to Turkey with Donnie and then run.

And then get huge, okay. All right, I don't think that. You're a war hero, a mother. But I get like a Janet Reno haircut, but I have huge tits. Yeah, right. Th throws everybody off a little bit I'll consider it big fat tits would put Tennessee in a blender. Yeah, that's there Any like mid-size rural like city that's there. Yeah Yeah, you think so maybe it's just your best fight and chance big fat tits

Big fat tits. Big fat tits are an equalizer. They're like Big Fat Tits are like Chip Kelly's organ offense when no one was running that. But doesn't Pelosi do this? Yes, she does. Yeah, but they just came out of nowhere, didn't they? No, they were always there. Were we talking about them ten years ago?

Um... I don't know. It's like the lady who does those phone commercials. Flo? Oh, wait. Oh, the girl. Oh, Lily for me. Oh, fuck. I'd vote for her. Yeah. Easily.

She had to put a silencer on him, right? Yeah, she put him back in the... She nerfed him? Put him back in the mailbox, yeah. Send him somewhere else. But it's not. You can look at the pupil size and tell what they're doing. Pupil size? I can look at the eyes and tell how big the tits are.

To a pupil. Yeah. That's impressive. To a reasonable degree. This is the election discourse we need. Yeah. They're going to do the whole hand wringing, like, we got to reach the young audience,

we gotta get cool. Hey, big fat tits. Yeah, maybe. Imagine someone, imagine Obama just writing it on a big whiteboard, just drawing two big fat tits. Can we think about this? I do have to say Jerry and Big T.

Oh, they're great. So funny. Completely unbiased. Yep. Jerry's transition. Did you play that video? The transition he had? He also congrats to Jerry. Dancing, dancing around abortion was quite funny. Yes, they did. Big T nail. Big T was fantastic. Big T's facial reaction to getting the call about men and women's sports. Yeah. I think Malisek tweeted that. Yeah. Jerry transitions, though.

He was hitting the hard topics. Nobody really knows how I vote or anything, and I've never talked about it. But this morning at 8.30, Big T walks into Mosley Studio, quietly walks up to me, gives me a fist bump and then walks out Mm-hmm because we had the opposite yesterday with Jerry when he was doing his electoral map Okay, he said he was doing the map based on Mississippi. Yes, like Mississippi. Oh Brandon blue Yeah, yeah, and then he and then he one day of the year today one day

Mm-hmm ain't no early voting ain't no mail in the ballot. One day to vote. You cast your vote, paper ballot, and they all get counted the next day. I think that sounds like a great idea, Jerry. There are a lot of people who disagree with you. Lot of people. Gotcha. Let's talk about immigration.

Let's talk about him again. Okay. Step on anybody's toes here when it comes to LGBTQ stuff like that, but what is y'all's views on men competing in women's sports and stuff? I recently became a dad to a little girl and I know, you know, I just don't want I mean Just kind of have some common sense like I don't want my daughter going up to bat or wrestling, you know against little Jimmy over there That's got 75 pounds on all of them or you know, even much like, you know being When it comes to that, let's try it a little lightly I'm in big trouble. I'm going to. Oh, I need I need Jerry. I need the Jerry News Network to think he could do the midterms.

That would be it. He would he would he would not be happy with like he'd be like, why aren't we voting for president again? Yeah. But it'd be very funny. He'd have no idea who any of these people are breaking it all down. Yeah, I think we're going to need it, though. Jerry Newsome. I wonder how Jerry would feel about a Dem with big tits. Mm.

I don't think he'd equalize. He'd eat a good feet. A Dem with good feet. Feet. Now we're talking. Now we're building it. It's like when they do like to build the perfect quarterback. Oh, yeah.

Build the perfect candidate. Build the perfect female candidate. Big fat tits. I would watch a Jerry goes to DC episode. Oh yes. Cause you can just go into every congress person's office and get their freebies and chat people up. No kidding. Yeah, anybody can.

Wait, what? Even now? Every time we go for ZBT, I do this thing where I go in every single office and I get as many free, like Florida will have free orange juice and- Oh shit. Idaho will have free whatever their thing is.

Potatoes. Cool stress balls or pens or a potato-shaped stress ball. So January 6th they just walked in? That is what they do. Yeah, I mean- Wait, they're just open? No, I mean you have to go through like getting on an airplane to get in, but say you're visiting DC and you want to go-

Describe how to get to DC? Yeah. in but say you're visiting DC. Would you want to describe? Wait you just were you saying oh TSA in the the house. Yes Yeah, I mean you have to get on an airplane get to DC. I'm not talking about the house I'm talking about where all the the Congress people and Senators offices are saying go through security Oh, yeah, you still have to go through security, but then you can walk into anybody's office you want to security oh yeah you still have to go through security but then you can walk into anybody's office you want to you get on an airplane well you could drive you could drive you could drive their staff is there you can be like I want to complain about so you can like walk into Texas and be like I'd like to complain that's insane somebody else it there and listen to you for a second it's anybody

can I'm not saying you're wrong that just sounds not true it's true I'm trying done it yeah I think I think I don't think it's crazy so the like congressperson right you could you talk to one of their staffers who has to sit there and listen to people bitch But sometimes if they're there they'll like come out and yeah, you can that's crazy there. That's that is crazy I'm gonna you know what I'm like. I'm gonna go give these fat cats a piece of my mind. Yeah, yeah Majority well I'm gonna go tell them what's up. There's a majority. What is there? I think there's a minority whip you would's a whip? A majority whip. Go tell him. I'm gonna go tell him. Whip. What's a whip? There's a majority whip? Is there a?

I think there's a minority whip. You would know. A whip? I fell right into that one. Damn. He got your ass. I mean, yeah. I can shoot, what do you wanna say?

Well, how production over at JNN? Yeah, JJ, Lucas does want you to take a look at the board. We have a tweet from Dave Portnoy. The election show is pro-vac-tive. Provocative. Provocative. What does that mean? It means it gets the people going, JJ.

Really? Yeah. So it's pretty good. Yeah. Does that mean that Dave likes it? I think so. Or does he hate it? Because I'm nervous.

Provocative can mean a couple of things. You know what it does mean? You know what it does mean? I believe it was Reggie Jackson said they don't boo nobodies. The opposite of love is not hate. I fucking love Big T. he's amazing the opposite of love is not hate difference they done good che how you doing hmm pretty good suck on a fireball what do you guys do did you watch any election coverage last night no when did you find out who the president was he's gonna watch the all this morning I found out this morning as well We were watching Netflix I was like should we check in I turned on CNN and they were breaking down a county that four years ago had like

400,000 votes and So far there were 300 votes that were in and they were breaking down like projecting how this county was going to go based on those 300 I was like alright, I think I think I'm Well, it's also like hundreds of thousands to go for just this count. I'm gonna think about every four years I'm like do I care about politics and I try to watch for like five minutes. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck I don't know what the fuck they're saying. I think it's really good theater. I watched I stayed up pretty late last Kornachie Were you a Kanaki guy? Oh that guy that's the roll-up-of-sleeves guy. Oh, yeah, Rhone Yeah, his neck vein was popping all night. I was yeah, what does he do? He does he in in you know?

Yeah, I don't like I don't like that. He does that oh no. I he's good at it He does a playoff scenario on NBC. What does he normally do? He does politics You're doing the opposite of stick to sports with him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They wait for some out of here nerd What what do people do like are? Just so gung-ho about politics a day after an election like it's just over I think they what do they go to you go to work on the next one, right? They go to the Bahamas go to the next one I think they... What do they go to?

I think you go to work on the next one, right? They go to the Bahamas. You go to the next one? You... You get at least 48 hours out of your reaction. What do you do after you lose the Super Bowl? Right. What did the View do today?

Yeah. What? What did the View do today? Oh, that's a good question. I don't know, but like, yeah, like what do you... You're like, all this buildup, it's one fucking day, and then they're just like four years. I think they'd probably get some residual for a few weeks. Yeah, a little... A lot to talk about. Like Monday morning quarterback? Yeah. And then they're just like I think they probably get some residual for a few weeks. Yeah little little

Yeah, but come January they're gonna be depressed do the do the post-mortem if your guy lost or gal lost Yeah, like what went wrong? How do we fix? How do we make sure this never happens again some states of the nation speeches? And yeah, what not to your to your band Band together, we gotta help each other. Yeah. This is a wake up call. You look for little silver linings. I also like, no matter who. Is there any? Who wins?

Like the local provision for free ice cream cones passed. There we go. If that was a thing. Did you see, I didn't know that Florida, to pass something, or maybe it's the entire country, it has to be 60% to pass a bill? Yeah. I thought it would just have to be over 50.

Florida said no to weed, right? Yeah, they said no to weed. I also love the guy after the election, no matter who wins or loses, who's like, hey, let's just remember we're all one country for the success. And that lasts for like 24 hours before that person just starts bashing Whoever the winner is Okay, we're gonna. We're all Americans here. Yeah, we're gonna. I hope he does great I Say he because that's the only it's the only scenario Did you see the town of Dixville last yeah split three to three town of six they went three to three three for Trump three for

Kamala, that's I want to go. I love six, they went three to three. Three for Trump, three for Kamala. That's a lot. I wanna go. I love that. Yeah, you should go. What state is Dixville in? You guys should go to a Rediscovering American Dixville and just like see if they can agree on anything. There was, I would love to do that. Have them and just scream at each other.

There was one time we tried to go to a town of one. It was this old lady. And we wanted to buy property there for very small so we could vote her out and put Donnie in and then a victor. I wonder how she voted. That's Manoey, Manowee, Nebraska. Yeah Dixville 50-50. Wow. That's when I knew the election was going to be close. What does the town look like? I have a question. It's in Coos County. Dix is in Coos County. The trends.

Look at the trends. Biden carried 66% of that county. My god, she fell off. I would love to go to Dixville. Do you think it's like two houses? Dixville? That sounds cute as a button. Kate, let's go.

I would love to go to do a video. Yes. Is it four houses? Three houses and we'll try to get them to agree on something. Maybe it was like one guy one way. Oh, they grew. It's on the up and up. Oh, it's in the Dixville notch.

Yeah, look, it's right at the top of the Dixville. Yeah. Yeah I would love to go here. Kate go. Okay. I'll just apologize to both sides. I think you could make them, you could sweep for a candidate there. If you could convince them. Yeah. Good video. That's an 18 hole. You could just give, like what if you just went and you're like, oh, you vote one side, I'll give you $500 cash.

That would work. Yeah, that'd probably do it. I think that's illegal. Is it? Is it? I don't know. Are there still counties that have gotten every election right or have- Yeah, I thought there was one in Virginia that always-

At this point, is there- Door County was Wisconsin. Is Door County Wisconsin? Is Door County Wisconsin? But there I heard. Door County, Wisconsin? But there's also one in Virginia, a suburb of DC. Loudon County. Yeah, that always like votes correctly with the winner.

Whoever wins, yeah. Every time for like the last 20 years. I heard Door County, in the lead up, Door County, Wisconsin might have been the most important county in the whole United States. Yeah, they were always gonna be right. I've heard, that's where, it's up by the lake, right? Oh, not Great Car Caramel's they weren't great. Pretty good. Pretty good.

Most of them pretty good doors. Door County is very good. Fact check. I watched this interview where this reporter was trying to find because Door County does always get it right. He was asked around like, has anyone here voted the state? Like, have you gotten it right? And some people like, I got it right nine times in a row, but got it wrong this time.

And then he found the guy who's like voted correctly for the last 20 years. And he was sitting at the bar drinking a huge glass of milk. I couldn't believe no one focused on that. It was all I could think about after the sitting at the bar drinking his big glass of milk. That's what he apparently that's what he does every day. He's the best political pundit in America. Yeah. What if these what if the parties are focusing too much on the macro, and you just need to figure out?

Find the one guy who knows. If you can convince the guy that's always right, you're going to win. Find the milk drinker. Campaign only to him. The rest will follow. Yeah, be like, I don't know. Maybe this.

He's just always right. Middle of the road guy. Adult milk drinkers are a weird breed. Yeah. I'll slurp my cereal milk. Yeah. I mean, cereal is obviously different. But like, when was the last time you poured yourself

a glass of milk? I had heartburn one night a couple months ago. Did it work? I think that helps, right? I thought it would, in theory. It helps with spicy food. It's not acidic. I think after breastfeeding and pumping,

I have trouble drinking it straight now. Cause you just think of that thing. Cause I think, I'm like, oh my God, that, I get it, I get it. It's a cow. It's a body fluid for a animal. Chocolate milk's on the up and up though, right? Yeah, chocolate milk is.

Yeah, yeah, I'd buy stock now. Hey Brandon, what color is this paper? That's white. What color is Kate's towel, predominantly? That is white. What do cows drink? They hmm. Oh Okay, all right, you may almost get you

I had to stop myself. Yeah, like that one. Oh, they drink probably something other than milk. They probably they do not drink milk Well, what about care water water? Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I would get you fucked up I should have gone with your shirt as well You need one more white Barstool we have a lot of them That's a good trick. Do you have any more tricks like that? Mine tricks I have a I have one but it's not as good as that one. Is it what do you put in a toaster? No, it's what do you eat soup with Oh spoon?

Well, it's over now. Wait, what? To be you make them spell Certain what's a F O R T spell and what's F? What's something for? Something else what's F R? K? Spell? What do you eat soup with and they say for you trick them and saying for you done the hole Yeah, I know but I just it's not called art. I can have uncle Doug come do it. Yes, please. Who's the smartest person you could get with that? Um probably Tommy let's get the solely solely I don't want to I don't know it Okay, do the eyes. Oh

Yes, spell spell. Yeah spell em. What is EMA? I'll spell what what now email and then a few that oh, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't have it. All right look at us only digs eat what color yes, Tisi What color is this piece of paper? What color is KB shirt right what color is Kate's blanket white what a cow's drink milk White. What do cows drink? Milk. Yeah! Hahahaha! What an idiot! Yes! Fuck yes! Hahahaha!

That is such a non-accomplishment getting for something. You could have just started with the question, what do cows drink? God, that felt good. You didn't have to do the white thing. Holy shit, that felt good. That's good. That's so easy. You gotta do the eyes one. I think it's what is y es spell

Yes, what is e y es spell yeah Yeah, might be more to the lead-up get mincy again, I Got one You say five years after everything I say. Okay. Tylenol. Five years.

Toothpaste. Five years. Baby powder. Five years. Bengay. Five years. Oh! Bengay five years.

Whoa! Hell yeah. Oh my god. That's a deep cut from the school bus. Wow. Deep cut from the school bus. We're allowed to make those jokes again. I guess.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Bussing with the boys with a presidential state. We've got from the school bus. We're allowed to make those jokes again. I guess, yeah. Bussing with the boys with the presidential shout out. Yeah. Where you going? I don't know, Pete. All right. Bussing with the boys with the big time shout out, Dana White. Thanks to people real quick,

I wanna thank the NELT boys, Aiden Ross. Aiden Ross. Bustin with the boys with a big-time shout out Dana White I want to thank the NELK boys The NELK boys They're Canadian aren't they? Kyle is Oh, okay Steve is not. Steve ain't. And neither is Celine.

Who's Celine? Celine. I only know Kyle. Kyle, I guess. And then there's Stiney. Stiney. Stiney. Stiney.

Stiney. Stiney. Stiney's not Canadian. What is Brandon doing? It always always. Why even phone out like that? Brandon, are those guys watching the act in the gambling cave? Uh, yeah.

Are they listening? Yeah. Shit. He was upstairs. I was locked in. Yeah, they are locked in. Man, we're just we're not doing shit And Max just look at his lips

Nothing I don't want to get Ryan He's too sweet, but we got him. We've got to get him. Yeah, come here. Come on, Ryan. Get in here. Just get in here. Come on. Answer a couple questions for me. Hey, Ryan.

Have you passed out recently? I've not. We're good. We're good. Ryan, what color is this paper? It's white. KB shirt is white what color is the blanket the K does? It's white what a cows shrink water. Oh Shit, I'm real proud. I'm real Wow Good job, right? This is a long one so bear with me. What does YES spell? Yes. What does EYES spell? Eyes. Oh my god. Holy shitty genius. Fuck dude. You have a future. Is it too late to write in him as president?

You might be genius. He has a future. Okay, alright that's it. Wow. Oh my god. Did you see Kate getting Nicky Smokes on the run down yesterday? No. Walked right into it. Walked right into it. What happened? She got him good. I got him with like a D's nuts type deal. Oh, did you invent it?

Yes, I did. Your own? I invented it. I've never heard it. Yeah. No, I came up with it on my own. What did I say? Oh, you asked who we voted for,

and I said a third party candidate, and he said who, and I said Sakong. And he said, what's Sakong? Yeah, Sakong. What's Sakong? He said, what's Sakong? Yeah, and I said. And then went Shinde, so right off the bat,

who'd we vote for? I went for the third party candidate this time, Sakong. Oh, nice. Nice. Who's Sak calm suck on? God his ass I had to get at least one win so Your own still yeah, you hit that in there nice you know good again Smoothed it in.

Brandon's D's nuts joke just went re-viral on WorldStar. Yeah, Brandon. Whoa, yeah. Re-viral on WorldStar. White boy gets owned. Saturday morning before college football, WorldStar just put out my clip from two years ago where the guy did the Candace joke to me. Oh.

It goes re-viral. Have you ever been recognized in public from that? would love for that. I think I might have Little sass as he gets recognized a ton just for the pointing. Oh, yeah To get a D's nuts though when you get got get son just had to embrace the Sun Sun Yeah, what is that what is the MJ The L is no relevance The one that Josh Allen got us with was bad because I fully bought into that. What did he do? He got you guys good. He did

Room 40. Yeah, we were asking about if he had been to wing nuts. He's like, yeah Like I love it, but my favorite place is Room 40. And we're like, Room 40? Room 40's nuts. But I bought it. Oh, yeah, you thought Room 40 was real. Yeah, yeah. Can we see the comments on the World Star video?

You ever? What happened after week one? What did y'all do? How can you brag about that, LSU fans? How can you brag about calling? How can you call me insane? You with the World Star watermark. What'd you do after that?

Wait, I want to hear it. It's long. You know what? You look like a dad that drives a Yukon. He tried this. You drive a Yukon? Kinda. Yeah. I bet so. You sound like somebody that drives a Ford F-150 that the windows don't roll all the way up in.

And I thought that was pretty good. I thought that was Tacoma. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hey, Brandon, my sister wants you to tell her happy birthday. It's her 22nd birthday today. I'm on a show! I'm on a national show! I can't stop and tell your sister happy birthday! Look, all you can say is just happy birthday, Candace. She's right here. She's not talking. She's shot. I'm not going to... Happy birthday, Candace. She's right here. She's not talking, she's shot. I'm not gonna, happy birthday, Candace. I hope this year. Yeah, Candace, big fit in your mouth, mother fucker.

Ah! Ah! Radio call gone wrong. Gone horribly wrong. But look at you embracing the end. I was so happy. You had to. Yeah.

That's good. You had to embrace the end. You're right back on the Brandon Walker College Football Show. Yeah. What are the comments? Are there comments on world star videos? You ever see the black sports online? Oh, yeah, Robert little the doing it forever

He did he posted it but their headlines are like ten sentences Got him. I don't get it. He wasn't ready White humor old AF does that mean me or the clip? I don't know that shit was corny AF wait it was corny and funny that's fine she was dumb I'm dead he was corny and he's to hang himself oh damn you're the other guy got his good ass minute. Not for real though. Just take it like a man. I did. Yeah. Pause. Must be. Is that your burger? Yeah. Got him. Perfect. Got him. You got to give Buddy his props. That setup was incredible. No debate legendary

All right jokes is fun, but you like Wendy's oh he tried to set it up caller was an emotional little bitch Whoa that seems Is being a dad at driving to Yukon supposed to be a bad thing some guy took it personally But like for real is that like a is that a bad? Because he doesn't realize that was the Yukon setup as well. A lot of comments. Alright. Alright. Good shit Brandon.

All the day's work. Yep. That does go viral like every six months in a different place. I don't know why that's the one enduring clip I have that just circles around. Your reaction was great. I think it's your reaction, honestly,

because the joke itself, every time I re-watch it, I remember mine, it's not as good of a joke. Nothing in there is funny. It's not as good of a joke as I thought it was. Because he had to work too hard for it. That was all you. And like that's inherently very good for you when that happens. Oh yeah, yeah. But yeah, you throw it to work too hard for it. That was all you. And like that's inherently very good for you when that happens.

Oh yeah, yeah. But yeah, you throw in it's a commercial break or whatever immediately. Very funny. Great work, you're a professional. You are a pro. Good comedic timing, Brandon. It's one of those where it was a big TikTok for me

when we put it out, and then like every now and then I'll look and somebody else will have put it out on their TikTok and it goes big for them too. That happens with my MJF clips too. Somebody will just take them and go big with them. What's going on with wrestling these days? I think I have an interview Friday. Oh nice.

I haven't had one in football season. You know, it's tougher. Who you got? I think I got Matt Riddle coming to the office. Oh no way. Yeah. You wearing shoes? I'm gonna ask him not to.

Yeah. Hell yes. When you get my girl Fondell on. You just made're wearing shoes. I I'm gonna ask him not to yeah Hell yes, when you get my girl fondle on you just made that name up Yeah, wait aren't you interviewing penis? Yeah? George molest Brandy want to do the better help yeah so much help battery. Yeah. So much. The Yak is sponsored by Better Help. This month is all about gratitude and along with the person I just shouted out. Oh, I just shout it out a person. Who

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Well done though, Brandon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You right with you story I did just for Coca Cola but if you if you're telling the speech person to to look up in a knowledge of crowd you write it in red. What would mincy have to pay you to write a speech for him. I would do that for free yeah because then you could really you get them. No I would I think I would write an earnest speech for him, because then you could really get him. No, I would. I think I would write an earnest speech for him and see how well he delivers it.

Or if I wrote a speech for him that's perfect, a 20 minute speech, do you think he would read it or just do his own thing about himself? I kind of want to find this out now. Now you got to do this. Yeah. We got to find someone who will. I have no problem writing Mincy.

If anyone in Chicago wants to have a guest speaker, we will have mincy No, give a speech written by Brandon. Let's just set up a fake event and We'll be in the crowd with like our sunglasses and a hat on backwards I think we just trick him into like doing it here second fun Dale fest You see it's gonna to rain on Saturday? Yes, I mean, it's a little... No, don't tell me that.

No. Not here. Not in Mississippi, where we're going. Yeah, Mississippi. Oh. It's going to be an inch of rain. Mm-hmm. That's not that much.

Dang. Is it going to rain during the show? I don't know. I'm not there. Not going to be able to walk around. Wait. I'm walking around. Even in the rain?

Especially in the rain. You're walking around the Grove? Yeah. I want to take a GoPro. So anything that anybody does is going to be. I told you, I'd walk with you. I'll put a GoPro on me. So that way it gets you. We'll get both of them. Yeah, I'll get my view and your view of me.

OK. Yeah. Sounds great. Are you nervous at all, Brandon? When's the last time you've been to Oxford? Wait, is this the show Mincy's hosting? Yeah. come on Oh, yeah, we didn't news. Oh my god. Oh, yeah

It's even it's the he said that it was like next up and mince is hosting a college football show in Oxford. Oh my god See y'all y'all let him. Okay. Um What's the question? Are you nervous at all? Does I'm not not nervous at all. Is Old Mississippi State, is it a rivalry? You guys obviously hate each other, all that. But at the same time, you come together, and for the pride of the state of Mississippi, some small part of you wants to, you do hate each other. You're worried that.

Let me answer this question for you. Yes, he's nervous. So you should be worried. If you hate each other, you should be worried. He shouldn't be worried. I'm not nervous. I'm fine. If just one drunk kid harasses you, your day it takes one it all it takes is one it'd be fine

We got we'll be good. I went to Iowa. Yeah, Iowa hated his guts. Yeah, Iowa threw drinks at a pregnant woman Wow, mm-hmm. What if we go viral for like a Jason Kelsey situation? You should set that up. I don't think I'll have to. That'd be good for you, actually. That'd make you look awesome. Yeah, could get on WorldStar again. Yeah.

Is there any sign that would cut you deep? No. You'd be like, hey, Brandon, Nick's a real F-bomb for dating Alexandra Judario. Would you defend me? I'd have to. Thank you.ario. Would you defend me? I'd have to. Thank you. Thank you.

If they call you a gosselum. Gosselum? Gosselum! Gosselum! Gosselum. Yeah, I think if somebody calls me a gosselum. Gosselum. Are you a dick in your mouth?

What do you mean by dick in your mouth? How about this dick in your mouth? What do you mean about dick in your mouth? How about this dick in your mouth? God is ass. No, we'll have, it's weird. We go all over the country, right? I am glad to be going to Mississippi. Even if it is Ole Miss. Well, that's what I just said.

I love Mississippi. There's a little pride as well, stay pride, a little like. They're not stay pride in how well they're doing, but we'll be glad to get back down south what town is what area there in Oxford their North, Mississippi Is that by big cock in your small ass? What is the chat asking they're asking you to clarify if you know what AF means as fuck yes So I think what they're mishearing is that you said you read a message on Worldstar that said cringy AF there was a message right before it that said funny AF and you were like oh they think it's cringy

and funny? I read it as and. They think that you well no you got it right. Oh they think the AF was and funny. Yeah. Oh. You were right they are spamming the chat ask Big Cat if he knows what AF means. That have me that sounds like they're very fucking stupid today Yeah, that's The fools says fuck mm-hmm. I'm lit af you're lit af. I'm always a lit af. What is ASL mean? I thought that was age sex location. I thought this when you're talking American sign language. What context I think it's ass sucking lips Yeah, that was funny ASL. Yeah, it's like short for as hell no. Oh, yeah, it's when your ass has lips They just want to do some butt kiss yeah, but yeah could it be ass-sucking lips

It's ass-sucking because they were saying Braden has funny ass-sucking lips when they said they said it said funny ASL That means funny as hell. Oh hell oh yeah that means as hell city how do you read it as L watch us oh you see that funny as L I like that yeah it's good it's a necessary abbreviation to yes such a long type it out six shits You typing out? six shits Typing out three more letters would have fun. Oh as l can't do that Are you oh che are you in your in your notes taking shots at Brandon? What's oh, I know where he tweets a picture of a fat squirrel in your notes taking shots at Brandon? What? No. Where?

He tweets a picture of a fat squirrel. Do you wish more personalities came, who would come up with original content like this? Again. That's on his back and forth they have. Also the question, what's the closest you've ever been to a rainbow? I've seen one.

I, hmm. Pretty good question I think. I saw one end in the other dugout when I was playing a baseball game one shit Yeah, you guys see the double rainbow guy died, but what oh he did a bunch of he scheduled YouTube videos for the next 18 years Yeah, he died five years ago, right? Yeah, so he's still putting shit out. Yeah, you go to his he's dead I didn't know that part. I mean that's kind of an awesome move. Oh Look how fat this girl is look okay. Listen listen listen, okay PFT That part. I knew he was dead. I mean, that's kind of an awesome move. Oh.

Look how fat this squirrel is. Look how fat. Okay, listen, listen, listen. Okay, PFT did the same thing Brandon did, okay? My squirrel is so much fucking fatter than his squirrel. Yeah, you're right. It's not even close. The fact that he calls his squirrel fat is a joke.

You're first and you're fattest. I'm first and fatter. First and fattest. What, Kate? I think yours is fluffier and furrier, but his has a thicker bone structure. No chance. Mine's fat as fuck.

I have a way fatter squirrel than he does. I think his just doesn't have enough fur, but I think it's pretty close. Let's look at him. Let's look at his fat squirrel again. I think his squirrel is chubby at the very best. That's just a cute little squirrel. That's fat.

No, that's sturdy. That's a fat squirrel. If that squirrel had as much fur as yours, it would be bigger. His squirrel is a city squirrel too, so by content. Wait, so was mine. Brandon's is a fat fucking squirrel. Yours is a country squirrel. No, mine's not country, this was city.

That was in Jersey. This is Jersey, this is Jersey squirrel. Look at that thing. I didn't know this was the way to get money on X, but I'm in on it. What, a fat squirrel? You can't get in the fat squirrel game, what are y'all doing? I'm getting my... I didn't know this was the way to get money on X, but I'm in on it. What, a fat squirrel? Yeah. You can't get in the fat squirrel game?

What are y'all doing? I just did. I just did. That was mean of me. That was very mean. That took way too much effort. That was also your thousandth tweet? I guess so.

I got a squirrel fatter than everyone. No, you don't. When did you get a squirrel fatter than ours? Found one. Shut up. Oh, I know what you're doing everyone. No, you don't. When did you get a squirrel fatter than ours? Found one. Shut up. Oh, I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. I'm going to start tweeting skinny ass animals.

Yeah, skinny squirrels. Oh. Those are depressing. Yeah, you're right. Skinny squirrels are just a rat. Look how dead this squirrel is. That would be pretty good. The deadest squirrel.

Oh, fuck. That's pretty good. That's so fucked, man. You were mid-yell there, too. Look at that. Look at that. Look at you yelling. I thought you were at least going to do Max or something. No.

He's digging for nuggets under the tree out front. Squirrels rock. Oh, that's pretty good. What animal do you guys look like? I had giraffe back when I was 19 but now probably like some sort of warthog. Like a great Pyrenees mountain dog. Yeah. I don't know you kind of look like a suck ma Himalayan suck ma That's addicted Nick I you do give squirrel vibes. Thank you squirrel vibes, but no I appreciate that

Big cat? I don't know what I am. Yeah. Not like that. Somebody on the Yakut blogged what we'd all be as animals. Okay. Oh, okay. Panda. I see, I see. Okay. Oh, macaroni penguin.

Oh, the hair. Yep, that's fair. That looks exactly like me. That looks good. It looks exactly like me, actually. Cool. Okay. KB. well, that's not Yeah, I mean I guess I guess yeah, I'll take you what is that actually worse bent little bird yes

Common bent bird yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, those are hard to keep alive Zah ooh porcupine TJ yeah, oh whoa yes these are good that works bonus bonus shades oh Almost the opposite yeah, yeah, that's not no no no Who wrote this? That's really nice. That's really good. A blue-footed booby. Pretty damn accurate.

Pretty cool. Yeah. That's good shit. That's real good shit. Emperor Penguin. That's some real good shit. That shit's Chex Mix. Did you guys listen to the diss track? So good. Yeah, hold on. That shit's Chex Mix. Did you guys listen to the diss track?

So good. Yeah, hold on. That shit's Chex Mix? I think Chex Mix is great. Yeah. That shit's Chex Mix. I like that a lot. It's easy and great. Alright. I listened to half of it. When Dave started rapping I had to bail out. Oh, I was so excited for Dave's verse.

I didn't listen. What? I bailed out. Are you allowed to listen to TJ or no? No. Oh. Why? Why is that? Oh.

Got taken off YouTube. Oh. Why? What? WMG striked it off YouTube. Too mean. What? They were going, it's a diss track of...

I heard some reason behind it that I don't know if it's public. What is it? Well, I wouldn't make it public. No. It's just the show. Yeah, just say it. I'm not going if it's public. What is it? Well, I wouldn't make it public. No, it's just the show Just say it I'm not going to be the one to say what Riddle it's no it doesn't involve Dave or Zach Brian Okay, what was this?

It was a diss track from BFFs from Josh and Dave about Zach Brian. They were that they wrote and Somebody wrote and they performed. Oh, is it from... Can I say it? Just guessing? Yeah. Is it from Taylor Swift because they use her song title? No. Is it from Taylor Swift?

Oh, that's what I was going to ask. Like, why is... If it's their song, why is it... The Smallest Man That Ever Lived. That's one of her songs. I texted it to Pinko. Right, yeah. Or a lyric or something. This is...

This better be a piece now. This better be a piece now. Oh. I texted it to Pinky. Or a lyric or something. This is how this better be a deal. This better be a deal. Oh. Yeah, I don't know. That's uninteresting and maybe not public. I don't know. OK. Either way, it was really good.

I know Rhone was a writer on it. Oh, of course. It was fantastically done. The minute I saw there was a diss track, I was like, Rhone's going to cook. Yeah. And he did. Very clever. Cook, Rone's gonna cook. Yeah. And he did. Very clever.

Cooked the shit out of him. Yeah. It's disappointing. Like, did Zach Bryan write one back? Yeah, because if he wrote one back and it won a Grammy, that would be tough. Yeah, that would be tough. But it has to win a Grammy.

It has to win a Grammy. If it doesn't win a Grammy. Very embarrassing. Kill yourself, I don't know. Yeah it doesn't win a Grammy. Very embarrassing. Kill yourself, I don't know. Yeah. It's Grammy or nothing. How hard is it to win a Grammy? They give Grammys for everything, don't they?

There's some genres that, who's the worst Grammy? Who's the crash of Grammys? Jean. Yeah. Who's the, a crash won best picture, right? And that considered like the worst. The guy from the artist disappeared. He won best actor, didn? And that considered like the worst.

The guy from the artist disappeared. He won best actor, didn't he? Who won the... I actually like that movie. I've never seen it. Who beat Eminem for best album that year when they were like, like, Jethro Tull? Macklemore won a best album too.

Somebody like had been done for like, that was 20 years past their prime, won best album instead of Eminem the year for... I think it was Jonathan Tugamai. Tugamai, what's that? Tugamadiq. I realize it's being beaten into the ground. Being beaten into the ground?

He's going to answer everything. He still keeps going. Keep doing it. The hack for how many Grammys Ash or Roth win? All of them? All of them for Lark on My Go Kart. He's definitely one. Ash or Roth?

Ash or Roth is... He's actually a real guy. Ash. He was the I Love College guy. I Love College. I love drinking. And then who did I hate college? Sam Adams.

Oh, they're Stone Cold Steve Austin. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yeah. Oh, what? Your socks. Yeah, we're going to ask about my new socks. Oh, nice. Those are cool.

Yeah. They're Stone Cold Steve Austin. It does look like he's holding up your pants. He is. Those are cool. Those are something he would wear. Stone Cold Steve Austin. No, the bright graphic socks and the rainbow shoes

look awesome on the 45 year old man. Why? I gotta say, they pair well with the 45 year old man. Why? No, I'm being dead honest, brother. I don't think you are. He sees something. You tucking the pants into the socks?

The socks and the pants meet at the same place. I don't know what to tell you. They both have the same goal in mind. The crossroads. I get to the same spot on my leg Is there a Grammy category that has like three entrants? If so, we wins their spoken word That's a Grammy now, right? I think comedy special. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, cuz Grammy is not just music It's it's like recording of voices which most people

Assume is just music, but yeah, thank ya Are you familiar with sound or does it noise music the genre no noise? Is it similar to shoegaze? It's just basically what it says yeah horrific noises and people listen that seriously yeah Why? That's a really good question. People like dubstep too. What's shoegaze? Shoegaze is like you go to a show

and they're playing music and you only look at your feet. That can't be real. What is this? This sounds muted. That's Fierce Deity. He's not bad should this be louder watching so intently filming on two phones What am I wide range of outfits behind him to what are we listening to there's too many people where air voices What are we listening to? There's too many people there.

Where are the noises? What? It's like that scene on Titanic. This is a basketball practice. Oh my god, it is just the same. That's Rose. This is something. That's Zuzu. That's noise music. I need one more. Just noise. I didn't know it was this.

This is kind of just music. This is like when people just throw paint at a... At a canvas. At a canvas and they're like, yeah, that's art. We shouldn't be supporting this. Add noise show to the wheel. I thought it was more technical than this. This is garbage. Garbage. But it's noise. Is there any noise shows coming up in Chicago? We got, I volunteer to go. I like it. I need

to know who's. I don't like it. I think it's interesting. Yeah. Is there a noise open mic that one of us could perform at? Spin the wheel. That's gotta go. Go to a thing we should. Noise music? Do you think they would suss me out as a fake? Yep. How would you dance to the noise? Kate, I think anywhere you would go for the show,

they'd suss you out as a fake. Wow. I do. Did they realize that you were a mole at the dick sucking thing well no For some reason Huh Go to a noise. I feel like there was a whole clothing aesthetic can we start sending you off to on missions I love that shit. We said I love goofy stuff like this

Yeah, you know what show you should have gone to when you brought that 20 years that guitarist here What was his name? Yeah? Yeah? Phantom Phantom you could have gone to that show. I feel like he toured Tokyo. We need a report from that show. I Would have loved to see who went to that show and mingled a little bit and not in a judgy way I just like no I like the niche little pockets of And not in a judgy way, I just like... No. I like the niche little pockets of uh... I miss the Phantom.

Me too. I like his shit every time I see it. I do too. He's got good energy. Mm-hmm. Good dude. Good dude. Yeah. Che, what is it, you wrote that Quigs is accusing Lee of... Oh yeah, what is this?

...of being a bad guy. What is this? This is news to me. What's going on? What is happening? Some tough gambling faux pas. Oh no, we gotta get Quigs in here. We should probably bring Quigs in here to-

Get him, go get him. Well Bumman can't be a bad guy. Yeah, that's- He could be. Although- He'd be the perfect bad guy. He would. I mostly sports yesterday, well, big head,

you'll like this, and Brandon you will too. He was, you know, the Ben Herbstreet situation. He was doubling and tripling and quadrupling down what I did I had to cut him off about about Kirk Herbstreet I made it I made a joke Brandon that you weren't here yesterday cuz you saw the Ben Herbstreet Okay, and you didn't want to face the music and then Blutman came in was like I gotta say oh you don't have to say What did you see? Why is it off limits? Well? No he's sick. Oh, I'm fine with the sick dog I just don't like his dog being healthy and happy Yeah, yeah

No, sad. Oh, yeah doesn't seem like Ben's yeah, but you were one of the louder like Me yeah, I was dog here. I I like Ben her Herb Street. I don't when he was in the booth and Chris Fowler was like had to like stand weirdly Yeah, like that's like a move your dog. Yeah, that's nothing to do with with Ben Herbstreet either because that's a good dog It's more I think people have gotten comfortable bringing their dogs to places that humans should be yeah And it's weird to me. Yeah, well Pretty soon Fowler will wish that he was still still still you know yeah Mm-hmm. Yeah

Yeah, I was I was I was shocked Blutman was getting ready to go down a very rough road. But I would not say anything now. I'd stop him. Like, the dog is, I mean, it's really sad. Yeah. Mm-hmm. It's really sad. You guys have seen dogs in restaurants and stuff,

and you're like, what's going on? Or even the dogs on planes that are not service dogs. I think people take dogs too many places. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That was my only point. It's gotten, it's weird. I'm here to eat some spaghetti. I don't need to be looking at your fucking dog.

It's also just weird because it's like, then people will flip out if like, kids are eating at a restaurant. You're like, but they're humans. Yeah, they, yeah. It's their food. Yeah. But I understand crying kids suck. But other people don't. But also like like don't bring your kids to the restaurant well, I see it but also

Don't just just leave your kids. I do I bring my kids to a restaurant we go off hours 530 And the second we sit down we order all of our food But what was your policy for a crying kid Brandon you You just take them right out? Yeah take them out. Yeah crying kid gets taken out. But yeah they can. Quigs? Hello? Sean?

I don't know. Does your laptop need to come? Quigs. Quigs you've been at Barstool. Before we talk about the issue at hand I wanted to just say you've been at Barstool for a very long time. You have you are one of the masterminds behind barstool sports advisors on a scale of one to ten today What was that stupid for final performance? Oh, it's the best ever

Yeah We had a draft Kings people from DraftKings were here and so Stu had a live studio audience. Oh He was feeding off their energy. I think somebody might have told him like They want you to act normal don't like switch it up and he heard that is like go crazy go crazy Three minutes in I was like, okay This is just one of those episodes where I just got to pass him the ball and like he He was on fire and I also made the mistake, we did a game that's being played in Germany to start.

Oh no. I don't know how much that's gonna stay in. Yeah, well that's, we're about to go throw it out. Are you putting his head on any bodies? There'll be some bodies on heads. Also, you might wanna give him, if some of the stuff gets cut at the end You might want to give it to him. Oh, yeah, like that a lot. I don't know yeah, should I get cut?

I don't know that's a Hank. Let's see what topics was he walking to me Did he get sexual you would do how to it would be your favorite? He had a rant about someone that you don't really like in this off. I need that Yeah, I think it might stay in too, but it was that you don't really like in this office. I need that. Oh, shit. I think it might stay in. I think it might stay in too, but it was... It's not inappropriate, it's just mean. No, mean, very mean.

What, was that person in the room? Ah, no. Okay. Whenever... He walked out of the room and talked about this person like it was his favorite person ever. Yeah. Whenever you're set to go ahead and go through that for the first time today, just let me know, I'll come over and watch it with you. Yeah, you guys. Yeah, you like it was his favorite person ever. Yeah. Whenever you're set to go ahead and go through that for the first time today, just let me

know. I'll come over and watch it. Yeah. Yeah. You guys. It's like a like a famous speaker at quarterback clubs. Oh yeah. Sandusky. Yeah. Yeah. He went off on Sandusky. You think Liam Blutman is a bad guy? He's he has bad like gambling what it would happen So to I bet I banned myself from doing gambling with him after he pulled me into a room On a Thursday and said let's build a parlay for Thursday night Built it together ended up being an awful beat and I go to kind of talk about how bad the beat was and he goes I didn't put it in what so you can't pull me into a room. No So I was like we can't gamble together and then last night he texted me at Midnight just the name of a tennis player with the odds and then goes he's a top 10 player going against the top

150 player and I was like, alright, I'm in and then he just I place it he goes actually wait So they lost easy. Yeah, he's about to lose. Oh So no, not a bad guy. Just don't know if we'll be yeah You got it. You got to cut off you you have to cuz now it's you know, and if you continue to do it It's your fault. Yeah, which? Like I'll get sometimes he'll get me though Yeah start talking about a game that I have no nothing about and like I gotta take his word for it That's my problem is like I'll still gamble with him, but I know it's my fault now Yeah, I know that he's fucking me. Yeah, but a room pool and a midnight text midnight text. Yeah. Yeah you up

I got a tennis game for you my room Paul's aggressive too. Yeah, like literally like pulled you into a room Yeah said let's build something for Thursday night Wow Wow Wow That's too much. All right anything else. No watch advisors this Friday gonna be watch it. It's a must watch it was Yeah He was on fire. He was will chamberlain hundred point game Yeah, just ran every play he ran every play was he running his playbook to the best degree or was he trying new shit? I was right. He was hitting on MB. Yeah

Yeah, he was hitting on MB Okay, yeah in the room. Hmm in front of everyone. Are you keeping that in I don't know yeah, we're gonna See what stays yeah, but we'll leave as much in as possible. Yeah, we'll leave yeah What did the DraftKings folk think they were just like oh you almost killed one of them with a mug smash? Yeah, they were I think they were just kind of like wow So that's what that is Yeah Kind of that right now like not good or bad just more of a like

it'd be like someone like Yeah, like seeing like a Like a whale breach like wow That's incredible. I get it. Okay. Yeah, it was wow. Yeah, like you're not like oh my god that like I didn't it Yeah, like I didn't think that's what a whale looked like. You're just like wow, okay Yeah, you have to see it in person. Yeah, right Lee. Yeah, it's kind of changes your whole perspective on life Okay, thanks Quicks Well, no, it's fine. She's just one. Yeah, so

And girls. Well, no, girl. No, it's fine. She's just one. Yeah. So. We're just putting this loss on. Going through it. So into it.

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It's broken. It's broken it's broken okay okay be approaches eat it once Jesus every time you see a fucking type of thing you start over yeah right you're making him look bad no he's not right I hand up I made a mistake like you can obviously sit don't call it I didn't obviously see it though I didn't obviously see oh yeah you called double it's a double yeah I pasted it twice. I'm sorry It's okay. Do you not get mad now you made the mistake? I don't make the mistakes crazy better They're better help you out your fumbling over to

I'm taking the car. No, you're not you're yelling at me You yell you yell me first. I didn't yell at you That was masterful. You quite literally did. He's yelling at you for this. This is crazy! Huh? I don't think he yelled at you, Chay.

I didn't yell at you! Every time you're doing that and there's a grammatical error, you're making a show about it. I said something funny like, Chay, come on, I do that. EJ, find out if he yelled at him. Did I miss a Chay triple? He yelled at me. Chay yelled at Brandon. I mean, he went the fuck off on me.

Yeah? Off the, like, crazy. He's giving us bad ads, and that's okay. We all make mistakes. Fuck! Damn, dude. Fuck! That's what I'm saying.

A chain mistake. Hold on, man. I'm gonna back you up on the back. Hold on, if anybody else did this, you'd be fine. It's because it's fucking me. It is because you up on a back. If anybody else did this you'd be fine I was just fucking me it is cuz cuz you do this every time I'm gonna back you up a chain mistake does hit different Fuck he's not a mistake every time like if what do you do? You're a big cat or someone to this that would be like the first time they've done Che show Brandon how to be a professional read the better help ad real quick

Fast And how to be a professional read the better help ad real quick fast Well now he's reading over it and chin up The act sponsored by better help this month is all about gratitude and along with the person I just shout it out Here's another person. We don't get enough. Thanks ourselves You see what you see the read that again fast you see the problem already right read that again fast This month is all about gratitude along with the person. I just shout out. Here's another person We don't give enough to get enough to thank our I accept your apology. Thank enough ourselves. I explained that clause. I accept your problem You're you are intentionally I had sometimes during the ads what did he do?

New customers play $5 get $50 and pick six credits I change Bad what are you Jesus Christ? You'd be a pro fucking one? Jesus Christ, dude be a pro fucking That's all I mean, I know where you're going that yeah, okay, I looked I you're yelling and my Yell you fucked up twice. How do I fuck up twice you read the better help out again these are the ads that I'm giving I will I will be more thorough in going through these but in the future give a little grace when you're reading them that fair how about a little grace mm-hmm every time there's a typo you pray now what he's saying is

that you're in a position where you could make him look better and you're not doing your job well enough and you're putting him in a bad spot where he now looks bad live on air because of your actions. And if you could clean that up a little bit... Just eat it. You'd be much appreciated. This is a classic example of an in-house issue that just happens in the house. Brandon's airing it out to the media every day

Pinpointed I should say house that's that's one of those ones you just that's Shador Sanders All right, yeah, I I put it through I pasted the the same ad twice Apologies, but you know you have to do che tomorrow. You have to intentionally fuck up the ads for Brandon But who are you just shouting out? What he thought about you said when you're doing the better help breed Yeah, I could sponsor a better help this month is all about gratitude and along with the person I just shouted out I think you just talked about Kate right before that or no he just thought you gave up It was directly after Kate this was directly after the video about Candice who he just shout out that's a very easy transition

so what Candice easy transition we literally went from the World star thing where he the D's nuts Candice joke So yeah, certainly well, I was about cancer the way you knew with the guy was That's about Candice That's about the known person That's why it's in the copy. Chay are you rattled right now? I, dude, I get pissed when Brandon calls us out and he does it every time.

Chay, Chay, this is, I want to be completely honest, like, this is bad. What you did, like, just take the responsibility and be like, I gotta do better. I said, hey, hand up, like, he said it twice. Yeah, but Brandon being frustrated, to be live on air, your talent, you're reading the copy in front of you, and you're made to look like a boob It is it is a tough spot Draft Kings ad for sure hand up the better help one. I will be more stringent with looking at that Said Brandon Jesus Christ shut the fuck up, and I think

25 times up and I think 25 times what's the easiest way to get him to not do it and he's done that hundreds and hundreds complaining that you're fucking up it can be like a small type or something just like he doesn't read it correctly like it's not all on me for sure okay my wife's caught me cheating 26 times J was last time you released Last night he's go okay. He's got to get a release 25 times it's thing is he does it all the fucking time Show with this guy points out my ears I Think she was yeah I think she has been this is the first put out a graphic

Che on today November 6 first time he's ever been rattled I Get what you're saying he doesn't need to do this. I like the snap twice a day We get the ad copy I provide the ad copy I paste it twice in the bottom if we have a problem with the above I will reach out and get that correct the better help one was more than issue I think that's fine that's that's fair okay all right we got that started out without printed here you guys you guys have the DK one in front of you I mean yeah, you can see that that's a double copy paste. That's an error on me. That's pretty spot Yeah, well I guess when do you make your do you do these in the morning?

Yeah, like before the show. I think you got a release before you make yeah release every single time before you do We might have lost Brandon if this is a I don't see how you don't think he wasn't yelling at me when he's turning around he wasn't he said your name he's cause Jake huh I don't think the audience would have he was trying to make you look bad right he had the natural segue from Candice this is funny

you're just... Alright, I mean a certain point. Every man's got a... I think every man has a limit, Jay. And yours is way further than most. I think that's why we're so caught off guard. Yeah. Is it still all love though? Yeah, I mean all of Brandon.

Are you going to... Oh, there we go. Yeah. Oh, that's what it is he's the 50th nut On his mind yeah, yeah, you want it to be special Yeah, it's like right before when a baseball player hits like their 50th they go into a little slump a little little Oh Blutman you're here. What's up, man? Would you like to defend yourself? Well, everything kind of pales in comparison now

to the saga we just witnessed. That's true. That's a good point. Do you like sagas? Yeah, man. Loves sagas. No, I would just say the first one, the first Quigs one kerfuffle, but he's in the right there. The second one. Yeah, that the

second one, I think massive misinterpretation on his behalf. Why? Because I text him something I'm expecting conversation. Like, let's talk this out. Let's think it through because sometimes you see what was the wording? I exact text was Casper rude top ten player Was like minus 150 for his match today and I was you know, that's a line like college football You saw last week you miss right? So you kind of have that thought

So that was my thought it was top ten player versus a guy outside top 100 minus 150 is wild. And I was expecting to like conversate and talk it through and like lines kind of off, you know, do you go the other side there? I was expecting to talk and then he is immediately said in. I was like, wait. Oh. So, it was misinterpretation. You got you you gotta give us a winning pick tonight. Harold Fan should score that. Well, I like Western Michigan. Who? Harold who? Harold Fan. That was a bad loss. Give us a winning pick. I like Western Michigan, but they play in Illinois and can't. Okay, so give us another pick. Okay, I'll look through. Is there a shirt saying, buy Jew? No, it says, BYU. Oh, okay.

BYU has a Jewish quarterback. He's one of three Jewish students at BYU right now. Wow. And there are eight now. Holy shit. Yeah, it's crazy. He rocks. Jake Retzloff.

There's only three total in the school? Yeah. And one of them's the quarterback. So how does that work with athletes? Are they usually like? Mormon and religious or They have to sign how do they get such good like? Parker was very close to going to be why yeah, Samoa But Samoa is only so big

They're about to get the top recruit next year. Yeah, is he Mormon? I don't think so, but he just likes money is from Utah. Yeah, they can't pay him a lot of money But BYU is like that's not even an exaggeration. It is no fun. You saw you can't have sex, right? Like our morale or are there why is BYU not like the kings of NIL? Well, Ryan Smith is fully in on a I'll know and is like donating a bunch of money to BYU That's why like Ty has said they're in the right they're probably the favorite to land the number one recruiting basketball right now. Will they suspend you if you fuck? Yeah Jamal Williams, Brandon Davies. Oh wow. Jamal Williams I think got suspended for an

entire season if I'm not mistaken. Oh he fucked hard. Yeah swag daddy is his nickname in the NFL. Oh. Are college teams, like big programs, like spending like NFL teams, like they're going to like say like, fuck this, these next two years, we're going for 2027. Michigan right now is doing that. The honor code Michigan's basically punted on this year, whether intentionally or not. And then we'll go all in next year. It's kind of Ohio State has what? Twenty million dollars roster. They keep saying, yeah, which is kind of

one of the most expensive. But what is this? I don't know what it is off the top of my head. I don't know what this. Can you go find Brandon for us? Yeah, I'll go search for him back. Steven, are you unrattled? I'm fine. I'm a I'm invested.

I don't know if Brandon has. I move by I move fast it I Don't know if Brandon has I don't think he is I don't think he's moved past it That was intense never had that We got two more guys in the booth today. Oh, yeah, yeah, I can yeah We've had a tour plenty love it. Uh-huh. I got to I got to see a rattled Che. Yep, we got new guys. Oh, we're just cycling guys through. Yeah. What are they talking about? Oh, are they just doing a route?

He's got a big parlay for him. We should tell Brandon that we all agreed that he should apologize to Che. Let's just be like, hey, that was weird. Apologize to Che, Che will get past it. Yeah Oh shit, I think Che might be the one we gotta get I don't know I don't think he's over it How you walked it I went to the bathroom walk good you're good. Yeah Was weird yes That was weird. Yes. Yeah, it was...

That was weird. No, I went to the bathroom and walked it off. A little weird. So you're in a spot where you feel comfortable apologizing to Jay? Yeah, just apologize to Jay. No, we're joking, we're joking, we're joking. Jay's rattled. It's been the first Jay rattled ever.

He just tried to go talk to you and then... Jay should be rattled. He said that you've done this 25 times You keep you keep doing this Why do you and Kyle put it perfectly? He said it's what did you say? It's like oh, what do you see? What is your reasoning? Why you did it 25 times? Just because you do it up 25 times doesn't mean chated if you give somebody something to read and they fuck up 25 times I feel J The possibly you've also fucked up 25 times certainly a lot of those are on me Che I didn't yell at you

I didn't yell at you you yelled at me a lot of those are on me that was in response to you Turn around be like Che Shay, what the hell? That was big of Shay. I said, Shay, I, and then I stopped myself. You yelled at me. You said, be a fucking pro. Yeah. I.

No, no, no, no, no. Stay. No, stay. Stay. I'm gonna get this figured out. Everybody, like, you get the same sheet as every, this, it's not like you're getting a different thing so every like okay, so they're there. I mean there are Five ads a show how do we break this down?

How does he not understand this it's if you don't fuck up the ads I know and in more I 100% of these are not on me. 100%? I'm not saying that all of them are Brandon's fault by no means, a lot of them are me, but I'm just saying like. But what are the differences between the ones that are on you and the ones that aren't?

Sometimes they'll get tripped up on weird and then they'll just get pissed off at the way that it shows, but like. Have you done that, Brandon? Has anybody else had an issue with that? Yes, not me. Yes. I've had, and I've had to catch myself.

But I just, I just power through. You gotta be a pro. Yeah. He's gotta be a pro, yeah. You have to, no, no, no, I'm saying. I forget how close we sit. I forget how close we sit My thing che yes

Let's say there are 25 fuck ups Let's say they're 13 of them are yours and 12 of them are mine is that a fair distribution would you like me to take? More I know I would say more I would say me is probably 18 and you're 7. Okay. All right Let's say you fucked up 18 times out of 25. I fucked up seven times. Sure you yelled at me But every one of those times 100% of your fuck-ups are on you, but every every time every all the 25 like something Dad will stay in the chase. Hey. Yes, I'm listening. I'm not worried about the ad. Let's say I fucked up seven times you fucked up 18 times sure You yelled at me be a fucking pro you stopped the show you yelled almost as loud as you could to in response to me

saying Che I that's what happened. What were you going to say? Ready to come back. Brandon come back. This is crossfire. You also understand you're the top of the fuck Brandon can't fuck up unless you fuck up first what you gotta say that is true you was about to say something if you if you put the right ad on the paper Brandon won't fuck it up those are the those no that's incorrect you're the top of the fuck-up chain if you don't fuck up by putting all the nonsense on the ad he's not gonna read it he. He's never once said talk about your personal experience with this product. What you're not getting is he needs to be a professional. What does the first line of the better help thing? It says mandatory disclaimer

read verbatim at the top of your spot. So it says to read it verbatim in which case I have to put it on word for word. Yes so then when you get to the part where it says if you've benefited from therapy which is call for personal endorsement and you get to the part where it says if you've benefited from therapy Which is call for a personal endorsement and you put at the top read it verbatim you understand how that's your fault sure yes You give them instructions to read verbatim and that is a verbatim that is my fault for sure So you understand that when Brandon fucks up that if you would have done your job properly from the start He would never have fucked up in the first place absolutely so basically all of his fuckups are your fuckups now Brandon Can you please answer Trey's question?

I would like to know what you were going to say after Trey I. I wasn't. I was just, I was exasperated. And I was like, Trey, come on. And I was going to stop myself right there. But what would he say? And then he unleashed a verbal barrage of yelling. You know, you know, and hear me out, but you know that I get annoyed when you do it and granted

And granted like yes, I put you in a bad position so for that I am sorry Is this because you thought Brandon was about to rockously rage out on you? Yes, because like You thought Brandon was about to rockously rage out on you yes Have I ever I understand I understand where you're rockously rage out, but just like come on The reality of it is and because I used to be on the side like you have we have five reads a show just get through the read And then we can talk about it after don't stop it in the middle And then because like Nick alluded to like yeah We might have to give that make good for the earlier one and that makes sense and I understand that so Brandon I'm sorry for putting in that position, but yes

I do get frustrated when you call it out during the read mistakes are Asking you to be professional okay, you're giving him kid gloves imagine what gonzo would have done Yeah, he would have circumcised you again That was that was your thing you and gonzo yeah, yeah, and I look I learned and came out professional Brandon I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should not have yelled at you and that was an overreaction by me. So I do apologize. Alright, hold on. Gonzo will decide. We'll let Gonzo decide.

He's a straight shooter. TV should talk to him. Oh god. I still have that feeling in my stomach. I need to walk it off. Say. I'm still having that feeling in my stomach. I need to walk it off. Stay up. Gonzo. I haven't talked to him in 4

years. Damn it. Please leave your message. Gonzo versus Kyle was the best. That was crazy. But what was that about? Was that about my ad reads? I don't remember. Yeah. You just like him, right?

Because you would curse during them. Oh yeah, I would say that. In which case, that's an automatic. Yeah, that was on me. Yeah All right, but he'd let you know immediately he would Almost like what brand were you gonna ruckus Lee rage? I wasn't gonna ruckus Lee rage I had arrived at the conclusion. I was going to arrive at I was what did you say to him though? I just said che I Know that was the extent of you play it back

We've heard it multiple times. I just that was the extent of you play it back. We've heard it multiple times I just think the the what you get from me what you get from him or two totally different things Finally back. Here's the wait. Oh, you just copied and pasted the same ad twice All right Great, uh for all first time pick six players check this out new customers play $5 get $50 and pick six credits. I change I Would be a pro Alright you rock is great. Yeah, you were pretty Yep in looking yeah, and I did just I did apologize for it Brandon

I'm sorry that was that was an overreaction and I overstepped and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I was sitting on it. That's that. Oh! We'll have to talk later. We got, that's a good, what are you guys? I tried to go talk to you right now, like.

Not right now, I had to go sit in the bathroom for a while and then walk it off. You guys have QuickPix. I moved past it, I like Brandon. Today we don't. Oh no? I moved past it, I'm fine. I already told Megan I'm not gonna be able to be there

That's all in your walk. Yeah, oh wow Rocks the rage yeah, just need a just until the feeling in my stomach goes away What is that feeling you get in your stomach does that happen? Oh, it's just that just said adrenaline just like fuck these motherfuckers even do you cop to ruckus Lee raging? Just like fuck these motherfuckers even do you cop to ruckus Lee raging? Yeah, I overreacted what did you do? What'd you do? Rock is leave raged? Yeah, you rock asleep rage Brutal Hit him with the LR. Wow.

That was 20 minutes. I was crazy. I don't like the feeling I have now. It's like seeing your dad get his ass kicked. I feel like he only gets mad at me. Well, you're the only one who fucked up the head Rest of us are professionals Case closed the ad that only you read every day. Yeah, you fucked it up a lot. Yeah, so

You've said this to me before and Yeah, I do not I do not give Brandon special treatment for better or for worse like I would and You seem to disagree and that's fair, but like I like you I don't we don't need to do that. We don't need to do that. How are you gonna do better moving forward? Did you go first? Yeah, they're up in my office Yeah, I can do a better job certainly of reading things in the first person and putting it in easier to understand terms we're good I will say

when it does say like verbatim I'm kind of my hands are tied at that point but yes I will I will push back on things that ad read specifically he wouldn't be able to change yeah we could maybe talk to ads and see if they could talk to better help and see if they could change the text but yeah you could use some different color Yeah, you got cha-cha-cha time. We've never seen him like that. That's fair mark. It was crazy, and you have your composure Which is yeah, you're keeping it. Yeah, well I went to the bathroom Hi noon, it's time to load up on the ice

Long game because the high noon end zone pack is here it includes limited edition fan faves pear and cranberry Along with black cherry and grapefruit the high noon end zone pack is a fall exclusive Which means it's here for a good time But not a long time visit high noon spirits calm before your next tailgate to find a pack near you. That's professional right there J. If we all talk after the show I like no it doesn't matter right now. Not enough for right now not for the air It's fair appreciate that Nick It's a pros bro, holy shit Man I don't like this I don't like this

Okay, you haven't said a word Kate you haven't said a word. Can we get that clip of Jesus Christ dude be a professional once? I'm going to use that everyday on Twitter on X. Oh man. That was very entertaining from my perspective. Throw up the countdown clock. I don't know how you guys felt but anyone anyone not named Che and Brandon, I enjoyed that. Yeah.

Did you see your new highlight? It came out of nowhere. It came out of nowhere. It was out of control. 122 days. I think they edited your bucket video. I've never seen one like that. That'll be put out today.

That's nice. I love you, Brando. Yeah, I know. Yeah. But do you? Huh? Sure. What's on the prep sheet? Look at that. Oh, we got Oh, this is the

bucket. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, step into the gap right here. Oh, I got the ball. Little bald spot. There it goes. Good form. Bang. Ah, that's awesome. Do you want a sign now? Yeah, I'm better.

That's a great video. Moving forward. You need a headband when you play, by the way. You think? Yeah, you were fixing your hair the whole time. I'm still going to do that, even with a headband. You think so? I love fixing my hair, man. Yeah, Yeah I know but a headband would make it look

maybe even do like a top uh top pony. I can't do a top knot. I'll be sick. Can't do that I don't have enough. I'll do a headband though I'll try a headband I'll go Brian Cardinal. Yeah. I'm not sure why he was my headband guy. That's your headband guy? Brian Cardinal? Yeah I think he is. What was his nickname? The janitor? Was it? He didn't have hair. Was Brian Cardinal the Janitor? The Custodian. Custodian. It's Custodian, yeah. Great nickname. Yeah, it is.

That's a good one. The Custodian. He was a ball player. Oh, he didn't have a headband. Wow, OK. Why did I remember a headband on him? That's the Mandela effect. Maybe not.

I think it might be. No headband. There's one. Yeah, there you go. There he is. Yeah, there we go. Great call-out. I like the late, the 90s and early 2000s NBA when we just put white dudes to just get dunked on in the NBA. That was the best.

Now we got like Luga and, you know. Yeah. It's like, yeah, here's a white dude from a Big Ten school, and all he's going to do is get posterized by Shaq. Shaq, yeah. There's a whole revolving door of white dudes. Like, here you go, buddy. You're going to make $20 million,

but you're going to be on every Shaq highlight tape. That is, like, honestly how they created it. It's like the teams were just like, we need five or six files, I guess, in the NBA. Yeah. Just get a handful of white dudes that can just hack Shaq. Who's like an example of that guy? Chris Dudley.

Yeah, Chris Dudley was the famous one. He got the push. Yeah, the push. And he threw the ball at him. What was his name? Todd McCollough on the Sixers, right? Yeah. Sean Bradley, obviously.

There was a, what was the guy's name? Knight Travis Knight Travis Knight from you. He was a backup, though, for Shaq. I want to say you play for Lakers. Yeah. So he probably just got dunked on in practice the whole time. They had a white dude to just for Shaq. Yeah.

Oh, strut. Yeah. Yeah. Throw him in there. Is Cooper flag like that. Oh Yeah, it's gonna be the first white American drafted number one overall since like 1976 No, we're back We had a cornerback this year now we're gonna have a everything is coming up white dude Honestly, it's about fucking about fucking we've been long enough. Yeah, we had a little mini drought

Some song Damn imagine taking the L from flag All right, should we spin the wheel? The wheel of destiny? That was fun. I really enjoyed watching that. Great show. Yeah. That was really, really fun. I do need to see it one more time TJ.

Yeah. Yeah, I want to see that. I want to see that clip one more time. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Brandon I'm sorry. It's the Act! It's the Act! Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee Swab It's the Act! It's the Act! Hey, what a show. Have a good one everybody. Quick Picks gonna be must-watch today, I'll say that. Alright, love you guys, bye.