The Yak - Steven Got a Professional Designer to Create a Shoe For Him | The Yak 9-25-23

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

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All Taylor Swift Or never bring up her name I go never Okay, alright, we'll never bring up her name That was the last time we brought up her name Steven, get over here What are you doing? I'll talk about fucking DeAndre Swift

Yeah, come on Get over here Did you throw a little Chicago accent there? How's everyone doing? Good weekend all around? Yeah, man Oregon? Great time So Nick told me that Steven was going to be insufferable

I don't know how because he failed. Does he have an outlaw? He lost to a girl. He lost to a girl. He lost to a woman. He lost to a women's champion of the United States. Oh, okay. Still a woman.

Certainly. Well, you think that, right? You think that she's the women. She was given a trophy. Wait, so Stephen, you're... She was given a cute C-Trope. No, the trophy for being one of two women. Stephen, you're so bad if you went trans, you still wouldn't

win. Yeah, that's right. Like, isn't that always like the Leah Thomas thing? Like, oh, they're competing in men competing in women's sports. Stephen couldn't even do that. Yeah, but I want to see the graphic like, yeah, he's the 47th ranked roofball player, but when he's a woman, he's the third ranked. He's number

two. Yeah, I would have been number two, I think. Well, wait, why don't when he's a woman, he's the third ranked. He's number two. Yeah. I would have been number two, I think. Well, wait, why don't you compete as a woman next year? You should. Honestly, we,

KB and I, we had no shot. Oh, no way. It's almost like you won a fake tournament. Well, I mean, it was- Amongst us,

we all stink. Yeah, I mean, but in his defense, like the guys who were guys who won were unbelievable. Incredible. One guy set a record. Didn't somebody have 70-something points? Yeah, one of the twins, one of the fucking sexy little twins. Oh, my God.

From Ohio. Twins competing? Oh, man. 77. Twins. Didn't smile once, neither of the twins. This was not a joking territory. Oh, shit. We're trying to Neither of the twins This was not Really? This was not A joking territory Oh shit

So I want We're trying to flirt With the twins Yeah You went up to them You said buy one Get one free Double trouble

They were not being fake They didn't smile once So I want you guys To take us through The whole thing The whole weekend I want to watch Steven compete

And fail Because nothing Br brings me more joy adam schefter did tweet about it oh yeah which that was a huge bummer he just out of nowhere he must have been watching uh and yeah that's that's your nightmare right there confirmed in the opening round of the 2023 roof ball u.s open in oregon steven Shea has been eliminated. A quick and disappointing departure. I like how all the replies are, we don't care, Al. Talk about football.

Steve's face looks like that viral tweet that was like, this is the face he gives me when he wants cuddles or sex. Oh, fuck. That's gross. So yeah, tell us, break down the whole weekend. You guys left on Friday. Yeah, we get to Portland late

We landed in Portland We got the notification to check in for our flight Leaving Portland The worst feeling But it was a fun memorable 24 hours The hotel in Beaverton Looked like it burnt down Hours prior to us checking in

What do you mean? Under extreme construction Like the hallway is full of tarps down literally hours prior to us checking in what do you mean i have a photo of it i think under extreme construction extreme construction like the whole way from tarps yeah to the and then on the other side of the tarp was the the wilderness oh um yeah it was it was rough there but so what time you guys land in portland we got to the hotel around midnight did you guys go to a comedy show or is that the next that was the next oh okay got it we got our night's sleep i got they had like up to 50 up to 50s on the dumbbells in the fitness center so i was okay okay work yeah nothing out of something out of nothing yeah then we go wait did you lifted before the roof wall tournament yeah only curls. Do you think that might have affected your throwing?

No. The goal was to look big in my green little shirt. Yeah. You did? And then they had an actual literal giant. They had a 6'8 guy. He loved it. But I looked into his bag. It was only I'm 6'8.

That's all he had in his bag. That's all he had? He was. Oh, yeah. That's a fucked up pose he's doing uh yeah he kept doing that and laughing oh no even off camera he would come rest his forearm on kyle kyle you can't let this i gave him an in by like joking about it and he just fucking ran with it shit okay so friday night you get late. Saturday, what do you guys do?

We met up with a friend we all made. Some dude that messaged me on Instagram and he gave us a tour of Nike headquarters. It was amazing. That's Jay running up the quarter mile LeBron James training center incline. I actually legitimately got hurt doing this. I strained my calf. Oh, no.

Well, Connor Griffin's doing something much more dangerous than you. Yeah, he is. He's on his horse. Yes, this is the LeBron James. Wait, I didn't like your little bounce there. What? That little at the end there where you were looking very satisfied and kind of bouncing a little bit.

How do you think you did? I'm breathing. I guess that's Connor Griffin bouncing as he walks up to you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's 0.2 miles, a straight incline. It's very cool. It's very long.

The Nike campus was breathtaking. It was. Did you guys get free shit? No. 50% off. 50% off. So this guy who works there, he's cool as hell. He does the colorways for, like, shoes.

Like, he works directly with people like Devin Book booker vanessa bryant yep he's the man yeah i was told che made a request at the nike facility that uh this is this is this is much after the nike so we can get to i dmd the pictures um can we are we allowed to talk about it long story short he gave us 50 he got 50 off at off at the Nike store. There or like for perpetuity? Oh, just there. Oh, shit. So me and Nick got a couple like sweatpants and Che, six pairs of shoes. Six pairs of shoes.

Five pairs of shoes. One was for my wife. But two of the same pair. Two of the same pair, yes. Wait, what shoes did you get? I got two pairs of Jordan 1s mid that were purple, like a trusted data color. And then I got one pair of a low Jordan 1. And I got a pair of...

I didn't think this was for me. So this guy had to check out everything for us because we didn't have the discount. So he had to make three separate trips to get all of Che's stuff to bring into the cashier. He was the coolest dude dude he was the coolest guy all I wanted to do was impress him he was one of those guys yeah he was a tough egg to crack um trying to make him laugh and just try to be cool in front of this guy

because I want him to be my boy and we're driving and we drive past well Chey's like look at that house it's beautiful it's huge and that guy's like yeah that's an apartment complex oh my god obviously an apartment comp yeah person must be rich with all those different thirty thousand dollar cars that guy has like nine front doors yeah this is insane okay yeah so i mean this guy messaged me like i don't know whatever three four months ago being

like hey if you guys come to be return i'd like to take you to nike uh like campus and give you a tour and he was like the opposite of someone you'd expect to dm you and offer that because he was so cool and laid back and we like you're saying yak fans can't be cool and laid back no but like someone that like dms you and practically is like hey like i want to take you out or like you didn't expect them to be like all right like what like no pressure whatever like got it and he was like very chill about everything and um he we went to get an uber to the roof ball and we're gonna be late because the uber was like 20 something minutes away so the guy was like i'll just pick you up so he drove you guys around the entire day nice guy car but then yeah i had tesla oh

fuck yes but then can we say what you asked sure well i didn't do this unprompted he kind of made a joke yeah but then you i ran it was a joke that you pressed yeah absolutely i'm not afraid to ask che che asked for a signature model n. Your own signature model Nike? From a Nike designer. Yes. Who's making Kyries and... Yeah. And I assume that was laughed at?

Or did he do the nice thing where he's like, this guy is not all there? So he got... So he did a joke. I was just like, when are you going to make... We got to get Che a signature shoe because he's an athlete. And the guy's like, oh, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, that's what I do.

And then Che was like, do you think he was joking? I was like, yes. Oh, man, Che. That's what I asked him yesterday. And the mock-up exists. And he did it. Do you want to pull it up? Oh, God.

An actual Nike designer made the air chase. Oh, a little glasses loop. Oh, a ribbed tongue for pussy. It's the ribbed pussy pink pussy. Pussy pink tongue. The pussy pink tongue. I hate it. It has a strap for the floor. Oh, the floor floor.

Is that a little clitoris? I hate it. I think that's the clit right there at the bottom. Can you write? Yeah, yep. But yeah, it's... So are they actually making this? God, I hope not.

No, Nike is not making that. I made colorways for my favorite teams. Wait, there's more yeah oh i didn't send this why like this is a really cool thing to happen yeah this is gonna be like framed like in my office like forever wait so they're not gonna actually make the shoe though um i definitely not steve wait let me see the other one too worried sick i think I'd rather have the mock-up than the shoe yeah that's true

Air J those shoes stink by the way those are terrible I like the blue one but I like the other one those are $15 at Walmart Starbuck that's a bad shoe right there I think they're awesome

if you got offered we'll make them but you only can wear those from here on out. Of course. Yeah, I would do that. You'd rock the air. But we're going to make them from our own. We personally will make them. Who's we? Barstool?

No, Yak. Yes. I mean, if they're like fulshing shoes, I don't want to be like big ball. We'll find the materials. Yeah, we'll find the materials, cardboard boxes, paint them. Yeah. No, I mean, they have to be like real like sneakers. Kate's the craftiest one.

She could make you a pair of chase. Yeah. I know. I said, I'll go to Michael's right after the show. Air chase. Pick up some. Okay. Well, that sucks.

And then we got to roof ball and I was really excited to play because I think I would be the best out of all of us. Yeah. And the guy went up with a bracket, and he's like, name? And I said my name. He's like, nope, maybe next year. Not on the bracket. What?

They let children play. I didn't qualify. So you flew all the way out there, and you didn't – because we were watching here. Brandon and I were watching college football. We actually put you guys up on the screen and listened, and we're like, at least have Nick call these games because the guy... I don't want to...

They are our broadcasting partners, but I didn't really like those guys. They were a little too serious. That was the whole environment. It was very, very serious. We may as well have been Lipscomb coming into Knoxville to play Tennessee. Oh, man. It was way too

serious. The broadcast, everything like it needed a little levity and so it was funny the uh the chat did get them early on being like no sound and they started freaking out about that which i loved but then everyone was just spamming like put on nick put on nick and they didn't like that really Really? I was going to say, it did feel weird seeing the tone trying to lighten it up a little bit. Yeah, but you got to understand if you're going to make Roofball,

yes, it went viral, but if you want to grow it, you have to embrace the fact that it can't be this super... I thought I was watching The Masters. Yeah. It was crazy.

The final round, nobody was smiling playing. masters yeah it was crazy like the went the final round nobody was smiling playing yeah it was so serious there was no even like celebrating there was you guys the one the one cool thing was like if someone got it like there were spectators or maybe i don't know 15 people or so watching like in lawn chairs and then when someone hit it around everyone would bring a cowbell which was kind of cool that is cool okay wait so did you guys try to loosen it up a little well nobody was even like kyle was the only one flirting with the twins i tried but i got nervous fucking twin they're probably you didn't qualify get away from us oh i was the scum of the earth wait so nick you got you showed up there and you were just like

well this there was no reason for me to come i thought that beforehand but at least in the back of your head you're like well i'm competing yeah yeah but i did throw some up afterwards i had two pings in and around so that would have been higher than your both of your scores combined um yeah maybe then one of the guys was like hey man maybe next year oh my god that's crazy okay but i don't want to i did portland like out beaverton was nice i like portland gets the pass portland was really important uh three yak fans showed up there for the fans really cool they're cool guys went out to buffalo wild wings with one hell yes shout out kevin big shout out kevin the hawaiian from salem he is the the guy who made the first sporkle for us oh yes then he made a bunch more hell yeah he's the og sporkle guy huge yak guy okay and then

so let's talk about the actual competition you were an utter failure yeah so when we went there like we got it was supposed to be like the competition starts at 12 be there like no later than 12 30 we got there a couple minutes before 12 30 and like they were like doing a live shoot like we got two or three warm-up throws and they're like all right go over here and we conducted a full interview and they're like oh this isn't live this is just like prep so i think we did our third interview was finally the one that was live. You guys were just doing interviews with no one watching them? Yes. Yeah, doing some practice rounds.

Okay. Okay. And then we got up, and Adam Willis comes up. He's like, you're in my draw. And I was like, oh, fuck. So I knew I was kind of screwed, and it was. But actually, in a weird twist of fate, that wasn't why you were screwed. You couldn't beat the girl.

No, yeah, because I stunk, yeah. I mean, I strained calf, but yeah, absolutely. Don't. What? When did that happen? You didn't say it once. You didn't wince? I did. I said, I think I hurt my calf, but I didn't make a big deal. You were not in any visible

discomfort on the broadcast. Are you putting an asterisk on your performance? Do not do this. No, no, I wouldn't have even made it to the second round if I was fully healthy. What percentage healthy were you? You were fully healthy. 85. 85.

85's enough. 85's enough, right? I feel like most people are walking around at 85 at all times. Yeah. I don't think I've been above 85 in a decade. I haven't been above 60 since 38. 47. I believe that.

Oh. I'm going back at you, Brandon. Yeah. No, it was good.. I believe that. Oh. I went back at you, Brandon. Yeah, no, it was good. We found out that there were eight groups of three competing, and they did a random drawing the night before. Sounds suspect. It wasn't random at all. You know that, right?

I don't know. I didn't really care about that, but it was the eight people that won, their group of three would advance, and then four wild cards. Now you see that there's a woman in your division and you're like, yes. I knew I was kind of screwed just because I'm competing against everybody else. But you could have got one of the four wild cards.

You could still be in third and get third in your group and be one of the four wild cards. Right. Competing against yourself. Right. I knew with Adam in I probably wasn't going to win. I was shooting for like hoping to get like a mid-20s, and then I asked Adam like, oh, what would qualify? He's like, ah, maybe mid-20s.

He's like a 30 would probably be kind of safe. So I knew I was in a lot of trouble. I thought you played well, KB. You just threw it over. Twice. Strong. Maybe the curls. I didn't.

Did you lose the ball the second time? Just lost it, yeah, straight up Did you shit in their house? I didn't Oh, okay I thought I would have to I didn't know there was a porta potty They got a porta potty on

Michelangelo played Looked like he had a ton of fun Yeah, Michelangelo made it to the second round Made a diving catch, didn't he? Yeah Yeah, he laid it out on the line Yeah Alright, so let's watch you fail

Sure Because you failed I did, yeah Yeah, he laid it out on the line. Yeah. All right, so let's watch you fail. Sure. Because you failed. I did, yeah. You flew all the way out there. I know, for 10 throws. You two finished with the same amount of points? Yeah.

Oh, wow. But Kyle had two overs. Yeah. Wow. Wow, so KB was better than you. Yeah, he hit the ping more than I did. Damn. You were nice with him. And you signed the banner Yao Ping.

I did, yeah. What? Was this before or after? Before. They asked us to sign the banners before. Oh my God, Yao Ping? I signed it my name, Stephen Che, and then in quotes, Yao Ping. Yao Ping? And then you only pinged once? I did, yeah. Yao Ping is just another Asian name.

Yeah. No one would put that together. Oh, that must be a roof ball reference. Oh, we had two Asian name. Yeah. No one would put that together. Yeah. Oh, that must be a roof ball reference. Oh, we had two Asian guys. Steven and Yao Ping. So wait, how many, what's the scoring again? It's five if you hit the.

Five if you hit it, ten if you go around, one if you catch it. Yeah. It was awesome, the sense of community and everybody. It was. Yeah, it looked like a lot of fun. Yeah. The guy on the left, I didn't really like.

I didn't like any of them. He's the Trailblazers play-by-play guy. Yeah, he took it that serious. Yeah, he did. It was just like, what's going on, dude? This is roofball. I think his character is funny because he almost seems like he doesn't even want to be there. Right. Okay, so you think he was doing a little bit of...

I can't tell because he's been doing it for a long, long time, but it did feel like he was over even the concept of Roofball. Why weren't people going... So a lot of them didn't go for the catch and it infuriated them. Yeah, the extra points. They just didn't care. Steven, that's a terrible first throw. Missed by a little bit.

Talking through where you're thinking right now, you're like, I'm in this? No, not after that around. It's very difficult to aim for that because you kind of have to rely on how the ball bounces. Obviously, he's pretty familiar with the roof of being his mom's and where he played his whole life so was his mom there she was she was delightful yeah very nice and steven right now you did you just ping there yeah he's feeling it okay so now you're thinking like this is i'm like all right yeah yeah this is the start of the movie uh i would have hoped yeah but yeah things start to fall apart once i throw it over, which is maybe. What's the quality of the football that you use?

Yeah, you lost to this woman. She picks it up. It's a pretty good arm. It's actually very good. She's not even trying, though. Yeah, you lost to that. You lost to somebody that's not trying. Jay, all of your throws went to the right.

Never adjusted. Did you think about an adjustment? I mean, my right calf was strained. Oh my god! I'm not saying it was. You are saying it was, or you wouldn't say it. You just said it twice. I'm not saying that it was.

I didn't hear you talk about it once. I did say after I ran. Oh, that was a nice throw. She's nice. She has like a very good arm. And this might be the over, I guess. Oh, man. We hit the right roof.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Again, we didn't get a chance to really warm up. We probably had a couple throws when we were doing it. And your calf. I think it's too far right. I don't like that in Oregon. So my thought thought was because this is a very different roof than we played on it's much lower and the pole is way bigger than we played on right so my thinking was

is you could maybe try and whip it right to the right of the wall and hopefully get it around the other way probably not bottom line is the pole was huge. It was pretty easy to hit. Really easy to hit. You haven't hit the right roof in three tries. Yeah, my first warm up was the complete middle of the other roof. It was pretty bad. Steven, what is happening here?

It's a poor showing for sure. And you flew all the way out there? Is he getting closer to the roof than y'all are. You can go within one of the tiles, so you can go a little bit closer. Were you the only minority there?

Yes. No. No, there was a There was a what? A woman? There was definitely another minority that was there. What was it? I don't remember. I don't know exactly what he was. He, his... Oh, that was it? I don't remember. I don't know exactly what he was. Oh, that was it right there. That was when you knew that it was over.

I'm in trouble, yeah. Man. So the backyard's really interesting. There's like three different areas, so there's not much grass level, so I couldn't find the ball, actually. I love it. Oh, no. there's not much grass level so i couldn't find the ball actually poor connor went all the way out there to watch steven just fail yeah but he at least he had purpose you know she's kind of hell yeah she's nice they probably saw you rolling up and they were like, easy pickings, dude.

Honestly, yeah. Did they shut the street down? No. You had to yell car. There was car. No chance. Cars, yeah. Really?

Yeah. So all those people would have to move at once? There was room to get. And now the whole game is delayed because of you. Correct. Yeah, I give up after like a minute because I kind of see the writing on the wall oh so you lost the ball as well I lost the ball wow so now new ball back at it I mean that was a that's a roof that was a queen I thumb wrestled her she beat me 10 to 3 was that in a round?

it wasn't a round yeah so I kind of saved myself a little bit again I'm shooting for like a 25 and hoping that is going to be fine but I just didn't have it that day that was huge that was it kind of got me. Wait, so 16 if you ping and go around? Mm-hmm.

Right? And catch it. 10 plus 5 plus 1. 10. Yeah. I'm not sure. For no rounds. Plus 1 for every catch is 11.

Do they do? Oh, you can't ping and go around? No. You can get 15 on a throw if you hit the catch multiplier. What catch multiplier? The small chimney on the right roof. If you hit that? Yeah. You hit it on a bounce five so if you hit it in a round and it's almost catch multiplier and you catch it yeah it happened i think twice in a row like the record for all-time points hit it twice in a row in that game yeah one of the twins catch 30 points

on two throws ah okay can we watch the the... When did he break the record? At the last round? No. No, it was like right after this. I think it was the game after this. I can just describe to you what happened. Was everyone like buzzing? Being like, holy shit, this guy's going for the record?

It was a decent... Did he end up winning? He did. He did. Yeah. He didn't win his regional though, which was interesting. Oh, he was a wild card? No, all three of the finalists in the medal round were from the Motor City regional.

How? Oh, okay. All Midwest final. Where was that? That was played in Detroit? Detroit, yeah. I guess. And they said it was a very controversial roof in Detroit.

They said it was too easy of a roof, but then all three of the guys went to the medal round of the championship. Wow, they really backed it up. Yeah. Is Oregon falling off the roof ball empire? Oh, my God. We'll have to do the next year's. Yeah, if I were these guys, I never would have invited anyone else outside of Oregon.

He's trying to grow the game. Yeah, I know, but then you realize, like, oh, shit, we made this game. We thought we were awesome at it, and we suck. We should do the next YAC game at the Easy Roof in Detroit. Yeah, we should create a... Then we would have to compete against the Motor City Regional. No, we should start our own regional, not tell anyone when it's happening, and have it be the Easy Roof.

We told people, though. The New Jersey Regional was just us. Oh, okay. We should rig this to try to break all the records. Just a one-foot high roof. Yeah. Can I play? We might not.

Can I play? I know I need it around here, so I'm going for it around. Oh, that's bad luck. That was a good effort. Yeah. Adam said that's the worst shot on roof ball because you get it around, but then you don't get the ping, and it goes back the way it came. And your calf is hurting.

It is, yeah. Yeah, you can tell you're in a ton of pain. Yeah. I'm actually near a warrior. So the good players just never went over, right? Most people didn't go over. Like, there were a couple. Yeah.

Who's this guy? Chris Robinson. The Mountain. All right, that's enough, Che mountain all right that's enough che i mean i yeah i'm very disappointed i am too yeah people are saying the yak is disgraced by what you're you did yeah i mean it was a bad performance all around like uh i was hoping to at least not i was hoping to at least get to the second round once i saw people throwing i I was like, oh, fuck. We were in way over our heads. But I was hoping to at least advance to the second round,

and I honestly didn't come close. Even if I got that around, I think the score to advance was 29 or 30. How's your calf? Honestly, it hurts a lot. Really? Yeah, like walking down the stairs is no fun. Sorry. It's okay.

It was kind of a cool video. Afterwards, was there like people getting fucked up? Was it like a pop bottle? Like people were very respectful of the rest of the tournament. No. Like we all went to play catch. There's some funny footage, I think, of that. Just like in the backyard?

There's like a little park right across street and we're playing the street buckskin park kb caught a ball and the gym leader there farted which was awesome that's in my bag yeah that's funny that's just good here i think that's on tape yeah it'll be good we have that on tape we have a kb fart on tape yeah wait we have a kb fart on tape big news of the trip for me. Connor took some behind the scenes stuff. It was honestly. I think he's putting together a vlog of the trip. All right.

So then you guys finished Roofball. What time did you finish? I never started. Yeah, that's true. Sorry, Nick. You're right. You're right. Again, I don't care.

But you never started. And then you guys flew back on Saturday night? Midnight. Were you also into a comedy show? We saw Josh Potter. Yeah, we saw Josh Potter, our boy. He was great. He's a real sick puppy.

Yeah. And then you got on a date. All right. That's that. Went to B-dubs. A little more. And then, yeah, I met up with our buddy again and went to the show. You packed a lot in.

That was good. I got 10 traditional. Garlic parm. Diet Coke. W. Did you blend. Diet Coke. W. Did you blend in in Portland? Yeah. I fit in quite nice.

I just didn't come back. Overall, good weekend though. Spent a lot of time with Che. No, I like hanging out with Che. I'll admit it. Really? The lesson I learned is it never hurts to ask. He has a signature shoe now. Granted, I mean it could have gone badly. As to ask. He has a signature shoe now. Granted, I mean, it could have gone badly.

Asking a Nike designer for a signature shoe. You just feel no shame. It's an incredible thing. I mean, what's he going to say? No. He kind of offered. He was like, yeah, maybe we'll get you your own shoe one day. And then I didn't really say anything about it. That's like when a grandma's like, you could be president.

Yeah. Right. You could do anything you want. Yeah. But know we were texting after and saying what a fun weekend it was it's like hey he's a great guy i like him a lot we hung out like all day with him so it's cool man okay it's great it was honestly like a lot of fun but yeah oregon very cool all right well let's do an ad and we'll reset. Fuck it. Let's go back next weekend. Yeah, why not?

Don't even joke. I'll get an email from Caitlin Walker. You want to do the high noon ad, Nick? I don't have a sheet. There you go. Give him a sheet. Give the boy a sheet. That's what Kyle's.

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Case tests. Why? Why? Why? Hmm. How was your weekend, Brandonon it was good i watched uh games here we watched roofball and then i slept all day yesterday all day a lot of it no i woke up at uh no i had one of those good um one of those good NFL nap sleeps. Oh, yeah. Where I woke up about 9, and then at noon, the games were coming on, so I laid down on the couch, turned the games on,

and started fading in and out. Yeah. And I would wake up in the second quarter, and then I would wake up again at halftime. I was just going. It was great. That's a good feeling. That is a great feeling.

You went to sleep. Your team had 20 points. You woke up, they had 50. Woke up again, they had 70. So I started with the Dolphins, and they scored immediately. And they scored again. I was like, oh, this might be a good day. And then I did.

When I woke back up, they had 56. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, Frank was loving it. I've never seen Frank the way he was yesterday on the stream. He was laughing. He was having a great time he was like i want more i want more kill them step on their throats it was great to

see he was happy and frank had i mean frank was walking with yeah we have inside info on frank's notre dame ventures uh i think he had a great time he some of the clips of him just leading the pack with Shane and Will and Caleb and Taylor. He's the king everywhere he goes. Frank's a simple man. All he needs is tickets to the most exclusive sporting events. That's all he needs, man. Look at that. Oh, yeah.

Look at that. He's leading the pack. Oh, man. Frank also, yeah, next year I think he said that he's going to try to do all 30 MLB parks. That's pretty cool. In the summer. Yeah. What a life.

That's going to be awesome. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, he was in great spirits. Trying to think what else. I wonder if he stayed at their Airbnb because they invited him to. He had something about the hotel room it was bad they were telling me about it

there was a person in it? in Jenks' room he said he walked in and there was just a dude on the bed I think he might have stayed with the dude I actually don't remember the guy like left oh sorry and then left and then Jenks just went to sleep on that bed

wait what? Yeah, that's not going to fly. Yeah, that's a little weird. But, yeah, they seemed like they had a great time at Notre Dame. Obviously, the game didn't go well for – I think was there a guy – the guy who caught the ball going to the big, like, was it third and 16? His name was Fleming.

No. I'm pretty sure. Oh, was that Julian Fleming? Yeah. Julian Fleming caught the big pass to get them to the goal line. That's eight right there. That is. The Fleming curse continues.

So, yeah, and then they had 10 men on defense in the last play. Last two plays. Last two plays, yeah. It's fucking ridiculous. Can't have that. Frank could have been a space eater right there. Yeah. You put him there. They don't have that. Frank could have been a space eater right there. Yeah. You put him there, they don't run it, Frank.

Get his hand in the dirt. He's taking on two guys. Easy. Easy. He's like, he's not Vita Vey. Yeah, Vita Vey. Hello, do not. Brandon, you want to say something?

You're doing the lean where you're trying to hold something in? No. Let anything out. No, I was just listening. You got something, bucko? I was just listening. You got something, bucko? I was just listening. I just happened to lean up. Have we sold Tommy's minute?

We're getting there. Yeah. He's going to have a lot of money. He gets the money, right? We get 10% of it. 10%? Yeah. That's the deal he negotiated.

I would like. That's the deal he negotiated. I would like to go back to the negotiating table On Tommy's behalf I shook his hand That deal is done Alright we're gonna Well I don't I don't respect

The shaking of hands You need to call Tommy And be his agent I shook his hand Yeah no I'm going to We're Erroneous No just last week

Illinois is the first state To pass a law About child influencers He gets it all pal Yeah He gets it all He gets it all I swear to god

Illinois just passed No this is bullshit There we go There we go I saw it That was under duress Under duress Do we have the video gets it all pal yeah he gets it all he gets it all i swear to god illinois just passed no this is there we go there we go i was under duress under duress do we have the video when i show you're doing i need to start talking to tommy yeah tommy can easily just stop doing the videos then what are you gonna do he asked me for 10 all right well he doesn't know you you you took advantage of a youth that's yeah he needs an needs an agent. I would do it, but religiously. There it is. Watch this.

No, start it over. So, because you're doing the videos on my show, you think you should get 10% of the profits? Or at least 5%. No, 10% is fine. But how much profit do you think you should get? What's that stomping? We got to get him fixed.

Probably $10. Oh, no. $10, $5? We got to get him fixed. Probably like $10. Oh, no. $10, $5. Remember when Tommy was on the app? I honestly don't really remember. Yeah. You said he couldn't come back. We never said that.

Didn't we smoke cigarettes in the studio with him? Now he's just a mostly sports fodder where they rob him blind. How sad this is. 10% is a joke. That was his own segment. we can keep robbing him on the yak that's fine no i don't listen if we ever sold anything for tommy on the end he gets a hundred percent okay real quick uh child influencer entitles child influencers to the earnings made from the content they're featured in and if that's tommy's minute yes tommy gets it it goes into a trust until he turns 18 or he can find if you don't

follow the law here i will i will call the authorities yeah i'll call the fbi all right you made him feel like you got such a great deal that's fine he thought he was getting ten dollars no he thought he's getting ten percent of a dollar of ten dollars A portion. Look at this. Well, isn't that something? Portion? Yeah. Oh, so like these little kids with huge YouTube channels, they're not even getting any of that in the trust? Most of the time, the parents keep all,

like most of the time you find out, the kids get completely screwed. And those like YouTube families where the parents like make them redo shit over and over and over again and like strip their lives. When a parent has a deformed child they see dollar signs. Wait what was the wave on

TikTok? Yeah. Money in the bank. Is there a hypothetical? Unidentified child. Dad hold me. Unidentified person 2. Here we go. Unidentified child. Dad. Unidentified person. You got it. Oh come on. Unidentified child dad unidentified person you got it oh come on

unidentified child no dad under wait what's going on here wait what's going on here uh-oh talk about hold me what is this it's getting deep what did we just get into what are we reading i don't like this i think it's a transcript of a video of a kid getting in the water for something. I'd like to think. Got it. Yeah. That was weird. That was weird. That was weird.

Weird turn. But Illinois is the first state. Oh, it's getting deep. Oh, it's getting deep. Hold me. What? What the fuck is this? All right. So Tommy is getting all the money now.

Good for Tommy. Sure. He is getting all the money now. Good for Tommy. Sure. He's getting all the money. And I would say if he brings in more, because that's one of the only reasons I would watch the show. I don't get the money for the ad sold on Mostly Sports, so why would Tommy get it? Because he's a star.

He's a star, right. He can stop doing it. That's going to be a conversation between Dave and Tommy, not me and Tommy. I think Tommy could crush that conversation. I think he could really. Well, we'll see. Nick, would you say

Mook has a move that... Mook talked to me, told me something. I don't even know what you're talking about. That is the biggest bitch move on the planet Earth. What are you doing this to me? What are you talking about? The biggest... Was it you?

Is there a laser pointer? Oh, yeah. Is that Piper's? Oh, shit. What the fuck? Wait, I saw Piper posted something. Piper posted? Oh.

Kate gave me this laser pointer. Thank you, Kate. I can't wait to use it on her. Making them go in circles is the best thing. Oh, it's not a powerful one, is it? No, it's not. Oh, it's pretty good. That's is it? No, it's pretty good. That's the eye.

Okay, that's... Yep. Steven, you look cool with it on your face. Thanks. Great first video from Piper. Right in the camera. Is that going to break the camera? Piper is funny. Oh, wow.

That's cool. This is really cool. It's like a ray gun. Break the camera. This is good for the podcast listeners. It's real red right now. Yeah, but Mook, huge bitch. Oh, yeah.

What did i do you the big your fantasy you made the fantasy football championship last year yeah and you were winning by like 20 24 and you sat your players no no no no um i had no one else playing the guy I was playing against had Stefan Diggs. And it was the Hamlin game. So you won, fantasy. So Diggs had seven points. Yeah. I'm up by 17. The game ended.

Right. Winner. Winner. And I split the pot. Split the pot down the middle. 50-50. For Damar. It was during the Hamlin thing.

I couldn't argue it. Nobody would have known. What do you mean you couldn't argue it. Nobody would have known. What do you mean you couldn't argue it? I didn't want to get in the hole. Your friends would think you split the pot. That's insane. How much was the pot? How much was the pot?

Like three grand. Oh, Jesus Christ, Mook. You need that money, man. That's like 200 extra square feet in an apartment. Yes. The worst, the kicker is I've been playing with these guys since middle school, and I've never won a championship Oh, mook, so you don't even have like

Now they call me the half man How would you ever let them convince That's like a player getting hurt That's like in fantasy, it happens How did it go down, did you offer it up first Or was the guy you played against So I'm like hated, I'm hated in the league Why?

I'm good, but I also like talk shit I am good, I'm hated in the league. Why? I'm good, but I also talk shit. You're not good. I am good. I'm always in the playoffs. You've never won. Never won, yeah. So you're not good. Tell me about the other guy. Is he liked? The other guy is solid. He's kind of a newcomer.

We're in a dynasty league. You gave it up to a newcomer? Yeah. Basically, what happened was... Why are are you hated because you're not good so why are you hated i'm good good in the regular season yeah okay okay good um i'm hated because i talk shit and nobody wants me to win and it's been an ongoing joke that i've never won a championship got it and and you literally won a championship and you gave it up yeah because as soon as it ended i just got spammed by the group like hey 50 50 split no i don't know

what they were doing to you in that moment and like at that point i was like demar hamlin just died everyone's on twitter is like oh my god if you say anything about fantasy right now you're the devil you they said something about fantasy yeah you should have been like let's take some time and see what's gonna happen i didn't advocate for like a 70 30 even i was just like fine with the league automatic the league says here's first place they say no it's a split the lead no like the actual website that you use oh the auto there probably is a final standing i didn't even think about that it took a few days i think to determine what was going to happen because that was like a big fantasy implication game yeah i'm so disappointed in you i mean i didn't i am a bitch that's fine but i

didn't push hard i should have pushed yeah you should have been like fuck that and now they i didn't know they call you the half man happen and tamar hamlin lived yeah probably like were you it was there a point where you were kind of like if i'm gonna get a half a championship he better die yeah that probably crossed your mind yeah did a part of you want him because like because if he died then even still today like this conversation you would have been like well yeah i couldn't take it a guy died i i hope he doesn't play again um but i mean it's tough because like uh like the guy was i didn't know if he was gonna live or die so i wasn't gonna like argue in the group chat all night and be like i'm the winner i couldn't

even celebrate that win you know what i mean even if i got it that's brutal yeah but they're fake because the first thing that went to their minds is fantasy. Yeah. The first thing that went to my mind was prayers for DeMar. I was thinking Chip. Not going to lie. But what if Diggs came out in the second half and called two touchdowns, and then I would have lost? Right. I would rather lose than be a half man.

Yeah. A half man. Half man is brutal. There's no coming back from that. Yeah, I get dunked on in that league all the time I can't believe Diggs had 7 points in the first whatever it was Like the first quarter Are you good this year?

He scored a touchdown? No No it's like half PPR I think he had like 50 yards or something You need to win this year Yeah I lost Nick Chubb I know we don't want to do fantasy No but that's bad

He's good So did Kate She should have drafted better What's the standings in our league? I don't want to do fantasy time. No, but that's bad. He's good. So did Kate. She should have drafted better. What's the standings in our league? I mean, there's a game tonight. Who's in first right now? What is the standings? Big Cat was previously in first.

Brandon's got a very good team. Did I win? Did anyone have that kicker that kicked a bunch of kids? No. Gay. You think I'm going to have a guy named Gay on my team? Pause. I'm starting Mike Pussy.

We had a bunch of 50-yard field goals yesterday, though. Great. I had one. Yeah. I was irate when the Raiders kicked that ball. That was weird. I'm down 40 points, but all I need is one Raiders kick've jamar chase and uh all i need

is one field goal yeah jake elliott oh wait did my kicker not go yet or something or how do i only have i feel like it's the only thing that matters it is it's just i mean it's a five-player league. All right. Hopefully my kicker goes off tonight. Yeah, but Matt Gay, who was a kicker for the – Wait, a regular field goal is only worth three? Yes, 50-plus. So Matt Gay dropped 124 points yesterday. I was worried.

If Tucker tried a 61-yarder, I was worried. Anything over 50. Anything over 50. Okay, I was worried it was like 50 to 59. We should change that. It should be 60. 60 should be like a thousand a thousand points they don't it doesn't go so she should be auto win the league there should be something that's an auto win i mean pretty much 50 yard field goals yeah yeah no we're having a lot of fun with it yeah we're really enjoying it i'm texting everybody everybody trying to work out trades and shit.

You want to trade? Yeah, sure. Finally trade everything. Fuck it. Why not? Is it still loser has to take public transportation to the Super Bowl? Or drive Jenkson. Oh.

They'll probably already be out there now. You're in a little bit of trouble. I thought I was getting one over one because remember, Nick and I switched entire teams. Yeah, but she's going to be doing that maternity shit when the Super Bowl is going on? Yeah. Oh, that's a nice out. That's a nice out. Perhaps.

Oh, no. Me, Frank, the Tank Janks, and a baby. And an infant going to... Could be good. I kind of like that. Oh, no. KB with no wins? Yuck.

What happened? Do I need to make adjustments? I didn't even draft my team. Oh, yeah, you didn't. Who drafted your team? Titus? I don't know. Titus didn't roam.

I think it was Rudy. Rudy. Oh, KB. Oh, I'm whooping you. There you go. KB's the guy on autopilot that's going to tank a couple people's seasons. KB is'm whooping you There you go KB's KB's the guy on autopilot That's gonna like tank A couple people's seasons

KB is likely gonna win Well who do you have left TJ His hurts And KB has AJ Brown Spider What's going on spider I do want to clarify something

On the fantasy chip thing so like these are all my home friends my best friends that's why you should have never done it there was a newcomer but i grew up with them and in that environment i lost every argument growing up in middle school and high school because you know i'm a ginger that was like the the pullout card in the back pocket was every argument I lost as a kid was you have red hair, you're wrong. But this was your one chance to stick it to him. It's a good point.

And it is a good point, especially at that time. And, you know, I just had no fight in me. Also, you said you were known as like the asshole of the league. Like you were the shit talker. They root against me, yeah. Well, you were already the heel, so it'd be great to be like, and I'm keeping the money. Like, I feel like that would have been...

I'm not shit talking redheads, are there? Not meant... I mean, you're either a heel, so it'd be great to be like, and I'm keeping the money. I feel like that would have been... I'm not shit-talking redheads, are there? Not meant... I mean, you're either a bully or you get bitched. That little murder boy was... He was a rascal. He led the group. That bad boy from A Christmas Story.

The yellow eyes. I was thinking of a real dude. Did you say murder boy or murdered? Murdered. I guess... Murdered or murdered? Murda. Murda.

Oh, Murda. Murda. Yeah, crew. He talked shit. Oh, Murdaugh. Murdaugh. Yeah, crew. He like talks shit. Yeah. That's the one that Jerry DM'd and was like, you just come back, I hope you die. And then he died in episode two.

Yeah. Yeah. So I've been saying gingers, like the Murdaugh's need to make a comeback and like be dangerous now. You know what I mean? Yeah, you need to see like pent up anger coming out of gingers,

so they fight back. Exactly. We need more like Murdoch's kind of thing. Yeah. I'm trying to think. Oh, yeah. That's not the guy you got. That's the other one.

That's Buster. The gay living one. That's a great name for a gay guy. Buster? Oh, yeah. Want to beat Buster? Bust him? The Murdoch's weird It's a strange family Did I say the cash cube we're going to do on Thursday?

It's going to be like right here I think maybe where that table is I'm just going to put Steven in the cube And you said it's way bigger than you thought it was Way bigger than I thought it was How many boxes did you say? Three boxes And then a couple mousetraps

Mousetraps and then I'll get like 500 bucks in ones And we'll just put it in there Okay And we'll just keep Steven in there for the entire show Couple bees Oh Couple hornets It's angry yellow jacket season Hornets are Couple bees Oh We should get a couple bees Yes Couple hornets

No It's yellow Angry yellow jacket season Hornets are Hornets I mean bees Are you You could be allergic to bees

Hornets you can't be allergic They just bite Bite you? I'm pretty sure hornets bite Is it Are hornets if you sting you die? I don't think that's right at all No I don't

Show me a hornet TJ Hornets are absolutely stinging Yeah I think they sting They do? Oh wait no Hornets can sting multipleinging. They do? Oh, wait. No, hornets can sting multiple times. No, hornets can sting multiple times, and they sting in clusters. That's right.

Okay. Who bites? Dogs? I thought it was... Dogs? Ants? Ants? Yeah, you're right.

I was thinking of dogs. Yeah. Oh, wow. Hornets are motherfuckers. Stinging, but not always aggressive. Uh-oh. Hornets are... All right, Stinging but not always aggressive. Uh-oh. Hornets are... All right, so hornets...

Who bites? What's that called? Is it a bug that bites? Mosquitoes? Skeeters? I thought one of these mean ones. Did you guys have that song growing up? There's a skeeter on my Peter, flick it off.

On your Peter? There's a skeeter on my Peter, flick it off. That was a fun little song I did with classmates. I thought you were talking about sexy red. No. Would you flick off Skeeters on their Peters? If you had a Skeeter on your Peter, you flick it off. Just a little device to remember.

The Skeeter on my Peter. Yeah. Oh, they did whack it off. Whack it off. Whack it off. It was whack it off. There's a dozen on my cousin. God damn, I'm country If you catch her you can eat her

It's a chomping and a chewing On the tool I use for screwing There's another on my mother and another on my brother That's a weird last line Skeeter on my Peter Wait can somebody edit this in references that was featured on the barstool yak whack it off beat it off

flack it off that goes hard bars like that growing up yeah that goes crazy that goes brazy what's brazy it's like crazy but you don't say the C

oh cause you're a blood and then what do crips say crazy crazy uh that's conkers do they have words that they don't use the b in yeah that's conkers bad for a day that's conkers bro that's conkers you're right yeah they say conkers you're cutiful yeah they'll say that they definitely

damn girl you're so cute that's like the worst word ever oh I was at the airport really early and uh there was a group of girls oh no way you

yeah how early uh I went right after here I was there at like four there was a group of girls at the wine bar and they were taking they were clinking their glasses and they were going to amsterdam but they were all clinking their wine glasses taking a video saying amster slay oh i wanted to kill myself can we find that can we find the video oh probably not

but i yeah and then they were just talking about PacSun, and then they were arguing. Yeah, what year is that movie from? I know. And I filmed them talking about PacSun, but I'd fucking creep and delete it. Hamster Sleigh. They were saying Hamster Sleigh.

Just say go Hamsterdam. Yeah. Hamster Sleigh. Hamster Sleigh. That's way better. They just kept on screaming it over and over. Hamster Sleigh. Hamster Sleigh. They were Amster Sleigh. That's way better. Yeah. They just kept on screaming it over and over.

Amster Sleigh. And in the airport you're pissed off at everything. Yeah. Yeah. I go and I'm just like I hate everyone.

Keep to yourself. Stay away from me. God damn. And Nick how early did you get to the airport on Saturday? I was with the fellas. Oh so you were

nervous? I was. I was getting antsy. How early did you guys get there 10 i don't know nick gets the airport what's the earliest you got to the airport i know when we went to la for the super bowl i showed up at like noon for a one o'clock flight yeah you showed me your receipt from breakfast at 7 a.m yeah the longer the flight the more nervous i typically am alaska

was bad i got there before the airport like opened oh my god and then i just stayed there all day and i got the drunkest i've ever been but you're a smart guy why do you what what irrational i think i'm gonna get t-boned up there what's the worry yeah woman pilot we put nobody why are you worried about and the plane to go to TJ Maxx. Wait, why do you get to the airport so early if you're worried about flying? Because I get comfortable there. I see everybody calm. It calms you down.

Got it. Airports are also kind of awesome. It's like a mall. Right. Depends. There's some really bad airports. There are some bad ones, but if you get a good one, it's not a bad place to be for a few hours. Indianapolis is great.

Is it great? You can eat off the floor. Great airport. You get through so quick. Yeah. I watched football in the Tampa airport yesterday. Really? Yeah, that's awesome.

Oh, you guys had shows in Tampa this year? Yeah. Me and Stacks were out. Super fun. Yeah? Super fun. No bombing? No bombing.

Good group of dudes. The Saturday Night Late Show crowd was drunk as fuck tampa goes hard and yeah tampa goes hard we had a couple uh a couple people show up in mook shirts oh yeah i saw that one people make custom this one is crazy in meatball recovery dude that goes so hard i went to a little sass and mook show and all i got was a cream pie you had to have filled him up right i did yeah yeah and i didn't know if they were a Lil Sass and Mook show and all I got was a cream pie. You had to have filled him up, right? I did, yeah. And I didn't know if they were a couple or brother and sister.

Probably both. You gotta make them kiss. I always do that if I'm ever curious. Yeah, fill both of them up. Good weekend in Tampa. Sounded like it. She was wearing a pineapple dress. She was, which means...

Swingers. Swing around a little bit. Oh. Was Sass on his funny shit all weekend? Sass was on a pineapple dress. She was, which means swingers. Swing around a little bit. Oh. Was Sass on his funny shit all weekend? Sass was on his funny shit. It's good to see him and pick his brain. Yeah. What brain picks did you get?

We're both gambling heavy now. Oh, no. Yeah, and we lost everything yesterday. Oh, no. Yeah. I had the Broncos. It happened. Oh, no.

Oh, no. It was a bad day good thing you all the all that money from your fantasy winnings from last year wait who did sass pop in the chat to shit on me oh that uggo yeah apparently in another league uh chay's doing terribly right aren't you the fantasy guy i'm one and one and i have a chance to win tonight so sass is a little uh plus if i hit a 50 yard field goal goal last night, I would beat him. You calling Sass a liar? No, if you go down, he has follow-up tweets. Let me read them. I'll read them.

Go up. He said, I might be the world's greatest sports better. Took a big hit on the 430 games. Morale is extremely low. Time to win it all back. Strong ending to the night. That's it. It's like he's okay. He's okay, but we took some hits.

We lost on Colorado. The Buffaloes? You all sound like the dumbest bettors of all time. I mean, we just have fun. We're just there. That's all that matters. And then convince ourselves that we're going to be rich. Yeah.

How'd you do this weekend, Brandon? Very well. College football. I was 5-1 last week and 5-2 this week. Are you the best college football batter in the country? Titus is 6-0. Think I might be in the world. Titus is 6-0.

He went 3-0 again this week. Those are not picks. Those are our choices. What are you talking about? Look at this. Titus is good. 6-0. Wow. Damn. Look at 4-2. Well, so he's, look at this. Oh, Titus is good. 6-0. Wow.

Damn. But look at 4-2. I'm giving you winners. So is he. He's 6-0. You can't be better than 6-0. I just feel like he's kind of cheating on the system a little bit. That's all.

Why? How many units is Titus up? He's almost a full one. Christ. So, I don't know. Who won the NASCAR race yesterday? Wait, what's the question? You picked a guy to go fifth, right?

Top five. Oh, no. Reddick to finish top five. I have... The Heat? The Heat are going to beat the Sixers on Christmas. And then I said I was going to beat my dick off at the hotel room as soon as I got in.

Yep. 0-1 so far because we got in too late. I was sleepy. Oh, damn. I pounded that line. Dude, you're never too sleepy to beat off an hotel. No, no. Yeah, we were.

I had the towel ready. You guys were full sleep. Yeah, yeah. You lay the towel out on the bed because you get real wet right yeah yeah real sweaty don't hear what jay just asked what you guys are false sleep eating off no no it doesn't mean anything what even i did once why twice what do you mean no that's twice then oh yeah at what's what stage uh what do you mean stage No, that's twice then. Oh, yeah. At what stage? What do you mean stage?

Like my life stage or like what part did I? What part of beating off did you make it to before you realized? Life stage. Hupa? No, I think I was maybe 23, 24 and I stayed out pretty late in the city. I had a friend in town. I went to a strip club. Very specific. I came back and it was maybe like four or five in the morning.

And then I was just so tired. Oh, so you were bricked up all night. Yes. Had some food. Wait, were you beat off at your buddy's house? No. I think he was like leaving or maybe at a hotel because he was there for work. And then we went out really late.

I went back to my place by myself. I was going to whack it. And then I woke up and my dick was in my hand oh my god this is steven you slept it's a very weird way to wake up yeah yeah so like you're in the strip club with your boys for like a few hours did that make you like mad horny you were mad horny yeah i mean i was gonna go home and tug it well you were i think tug it. Wait, you were at the strip club? I think I wake up exclusively with my dick in my hand. You were at the strip club? That night I was. Yeah.

You should have just jerked off at the strip club. People do that? I don't think so. No? I think that's probably frowned upon. You could get jerked off. You could get jerked off at the strip club. They don't let you do anything at the strip club.

They're watching you the whole time. That's not true. Well, some strip clubs they are. Yeah. Some, you can do whatever you want. And the etiquette's never at your buddy's house, right? Wait, what? I don't know.

I thought you said that. Like, not at my buddy's house. I would say not. Well, it depends if you're staying for like a weekend. You would jerk off at your buddy's house if you stayed for a weekend? Yeah, like in the shower or something. Yeah. If you're staying for like three days. Their jerk off at your buddy's house you stayed for a weekend yeah like in the shower or something yeah if you're staying for like three days yeah three days no way i've never beat off at a buddy what no way i would give such i'm not crazy no shit if someone jerked off in the shower i would oh i'd be pissed if somebody jerked off i would

there's gonna be remnants there's gonna be dry don't you beat off in my shower. If it's a single bachelor guy's house, beat off in the shower. No. He's got a family. There's no beating off in my shower. What remnants would be in the shower? If you came over to my place and washed right off. I feel like you guys are crazy.

Kyle and I are making perfect sense. It's a shower. Yeah. What do you think? It's not your shower. It's somebody else's shower. Are you saying if the cum is still there? Do you piss in the shower?

The shower has to be having a shower. Yes. Yes. You don't piss in showers? Fuck no. I don't piss else's shower. Are you saying if the cum is still there? Do you piss in the shower? The shower has to be happening. Yes. Yes. You don't piss in showers? Fuck no, I don't. I piss in every shower. I have never not pissed in a shower. It's somebody else's shower.

I don't piss. I'll piss in your shower without the water running. You wouldn't fucking dare. I did piss in your shower. You pissed in my shower? Yep. God damn it. Dude, who wouldn't piss in a shower?

Smells like meatballs in here. I don't think there's ever been a shower I've taken that I didn't piss. Yeah, if they have the purple shampoo, my dick's going in.

The kangaroo shampoo? Automatic, yeah. It fits perfect? Uh-huh. Yeah. You guys are too nice to your friend. But you'll fuck

your boy's conditioner bottle? Yes. Oh, yeah. All day. Uh-huh. So you would just go to a friend's house for like multiple nights and just walk around with a loaded gun the entire time yeah before i go if you're going for a weekend that's that's insane i would never jerk off at a buddy's

house i'm i'm i'm seeing steven it's all about the mess you leave If you don't leave a mess I'm not painting the walls It's like going to a national park It's going down the fucking The drain They could have a If he showers like 15 minutes after And then something gets clogged No way

I feel like that's a pretty rude move Yeah I think it's a weird move You think he could clog a shower with your cuffs Put a pole TJ It's up yeah i think i think it's a weird log a shower with your house no but there could be like all tj it's up oh the horn the horny motherfuckers in chat are beating off at strangers houses yes thank you i think it's different if you're... Leave the hotel. Yeah, do you meet off at a... No, wait. Someone just asked. A hotel. Yeah, I do at a hotel.

Okay. Do you jerk it off in the toilet? It's your boy. You meet off at hotels. I think it does change if there's a girl in the house. I'm saying that. You guys are afraid of your boys. Thank you, Peter M.

I've never stayed at a hotel either that I haven't jerked off in. Well, yeah. It's way different. But... It's about hotels. But how is it that different? Very different. Well, one's a house and one's a hotel.

That's your buddy. Right. But both leave no remnants. Yeah, but he has to shower there himself. So wait, would you care if I came on your kitchen table but cleaned it up? If I never- There's no remnants. If I never knew about it, I would not care.

Oh, my. Yeah, ignorance is bliss. If I never knew about it, if I came down and it was just the the kitchen counter was like spotless cleaned so you're don't ask don't tell when it comes to coming in homes 100 in my bed too i want your boys to fuck in your bed historically i just said yeah i don't care if you're not as gross as i am i would rather my boys fuck in my place if you're having a party and like a girl comes over and then you can like i i feel like i would give my buddy like the room yeah but if you're just there for a weekend like staying and you

just like tug it in your buddy what if you're what if you're what if you're staying with your significant other at a friend's house are you not fucking i'm fucking oh i don't i don't know if i would fortunately yes all you gotta do is is is bundle up the, you know, put all the. That's a bit more acceptable. What if it's just you? The sheets in the washroom. You couldn't wait like two days? No, dude.

Fucking in a new place? That's exciting. The minute I get into a new setting, I get horny. Like I haven't come to this place. That's why I'm worried about the new office. We're all going to be animals. I'm all over that place. Oh, my God.

How do you guys think I go check the progress every day? Trying to be the first to come there. You guys are prim and proper. You guys are talking shit on MOOC. You guys respect your boys, too. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you guys are puss and proper. You guys are talking shit on Mook. You guys respect your boys too. Yeah, you do. You guys are pussies around your boys. I'd be upset if my boys were like,

out of respect, I'm not going to come in your house. No, dude. I'm in my house. Yeah, I want the boys to come. You come in my house or I'll fucking make you come. Yeah. Your place might be kind of tough, Mook. Also, let's just run this hypothetical.

If I have a friend coming over for, let's say, three, four nights, okay, an extended stay, I don't want to deal with them with a loaded gun. I want them to be relaxed. Yeah. You assume they're going to come here. Yes, yes. More than two days. Get all aggro and shit.

I think if you're in a situation where the host is going to, for sure, wash the sheets after, I think it's okay. Because if you're in a single dude's house I don't care I wouldn't care I still wouldn't care if my boy was fucking if your significant other is coming over and it's like a couple hotel she's getting washed let's play this hypothetical out if I was single

I had a two bedroom apartment and one of my friends came over with his significant other for a weekend. I not only want them to fuck, I want to be able to listen to them. Yeah, that's right. I want to tell them, yeah, you can but not be creepy. Right. Feel free but you don't want to.

Yeah, how do you tell them that they can fuck? You're welcome to fuck here. Right. I let dudes fuck in my bed. No problem. It's happened. Somebody's got to. Work it in. Yeah, it's fine. You put it on your tally.

That's a body for me. Yeah, that's a notch in the bedpost, baby. It's been fucked. I fucked hundreds of girls. This bed's seen a lot of action. So, Mookook in your studio You have your couch and your bed right there Would you care if your buddy was fucking on the couch as you were

No not at all What about jerking off Go to work As long as there's no stains If you leave a stain then you are officially an asshole That is a complete no no I'm not a total heathen But yeah

Yeah I want my boys to jerk off Three feet away from me on my couch That would be Make me happy If your buddy comes over for a weekend And you go to work for Friday And you're like alright stay here I'll see you later They're jerking off

I'm expecting him to jerk off They are absolutely jerking off You're in bed and right there Wait is that your bed Why did you get a studio You couldn't get a one bedroom I need the fantasy football money I'm fucking dying over it Wait, is that your bed? Yeah. Why did you get a studio? You couldn't get a one bedroom? No. I need the fantasy football money.

I'm fucking dying over it. But that alcove is for a Murphy bed. Yeah. I mean, look, it's cozy. I like it a lot. You roll over the top? I can, yeah. I haven't done it yet.

That would be a power move. You could do an entire day without getting on your feet? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The perfect floor is lava house. If the floor is lava, that's an extinct volcano.

That's the easiest game. That's not a bad place, though. I'm a simple guy. Weren't you staying in someone else's house? I was living in Squalor, New York. Yeah, that's a good spot. Is that a basement apartment no third floor ah basement apartment's the best you sleep forever oh yeah i have no natural sunlight oh that's great yeah i'm facing a wall so if you guys want to come over at pre-game let's do a

yak live there you actually should holy shit let's cram it yeah i'll sit in the sink the fuck out of let's cram it can we cram it for in the sink. Let's cram the fuck out of it. Let's cram it. Can we cram it? For sure. I don't have internet yet. You have wifi. I have to call the place and I get home from work too late. You work too hard. God. Nah.

I can go harder. Why can't you call the place when you're at work? Because my place has a router already. Internet's included at my apartment and I have to like set up with like the numbers on the router and test it. I don't know. Just go home after yakking. Get Reed to go do it. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Have Reed. Reed's place is sick. Yeah, Reed. And he had the same realtor as you, Mook. What happened there? Intern Reed.

The intern has a gigantic place. It's not even, like, his apartment is double mine. Way nicer. With a view. Where is it? West Loop. Oh, damn.

Which is a cool spot. Brandon, what was, like, the worst apartment you've ever lived in? Oh, God.

Um, I really haven't lived in any bad apartments. When you were in Florida. Anything in Stargate. Well, because, high school.

Because, uh, in Mississippi, I mean, you could afford, you know, when I was, when I was in college nice places were 650 a month and there were three of us so we could make that easy yeah i lived in some awful place you used to sleep in a barn in high school you've said that i've slept in barns before but that's not that's just by choice

that's right what's the lowest rent anyone has had i think mine's like no mine in college yeah it was the morgantown my morgantown house on mclean avenue was we were each paying 250 did you have a front door somebody stole our front door to party and then i think mine just had a screen i had a house for 400 once my junior senior i think mine was 400 bucks damn yeah and it was it was actually like not a bad place ours was really bad i was paying 700 in north philly which was a big spot though living like a king yeah yeah as i lived with radio bren and nick hamilton the kfc producer yes when i first started at barstool and i had a air mattress on the floor in a sun

room with a shower curtain door for like a year oh my god and it was so hot in there because it was a sunroom there was nowhere to put an ac so i would peel myself off the plastic every morning this is would you wake up at like the crack of dawn because the sun it was so fucking bright yes it was it was horrible i shared a studio with my attorney, Stinky Tony. He was my attorney. Yeah. Is that how you became your attorney? Yeah, we got really close.

He was like, you're going to need some representation. Still saw some shit I was doing. What? Was he stinky? No, no. We call him Stinky Tony because one day he didn't give my boy Nico shotgun. And he was like, I'm going to give you a nickname you regret. And then he became Stinky Tony.

He became Stink Man. shotgun and he was like i'm gonna give you a nickname you regret and then he became a stink man yeah i had a i had a place with four other guys in lakeview that i had a base i had a basement bedroom with no windows which was awesome coolest guy gets basement but well it sucked because it was so loud it was two floors so you could hear everyone on on top but being able to be in a basement with no windows like you just sleep forever forever forever it's like it's hangover proof oh my god you just stay in there till your hangover's done perfect temperature yeah it was always freezing no light oh the best well that's after the sun room i moved in with strangers in a room with no windows at all it was like the size of a closet and the guy would do cocaine all night and he would listen to

the song chicken fried on loop all night long this was after nick and brennan yeah brendan yeah at least i was like at least i have a door uh at least because it was a shower curtain before and then uh i broke that one i was like i gotta get out of here when i was looking for places in new york kyle, he said like, I almost live with Tyler O'Day. Really? Yeah. That would rock.

That would rock. But then I moved to a studio and then once you're on your own, it's incredible. It was like, you don't care. You don't care. You're so beaten down by that point that you're like,

this is the best. It's so good. The best. I'm going to get another TV. I'm going to mount it mount it i'm gonna get a gaming setup like it's gonna be like my palette your your apartment will literally just be couches beds and tvs yeah i'm looking for more it's not gonna be more literally slither from you never yeah you should put a little air can you pull up mooks apartment again i'm gonna do like american

ninja warrior just going yeah wait where's the bathroom in this uh i'm taking it from so i have a walk-in closet okay and a bathroom that's the angle i'm taking it from so yeah you need like a get rid of the coffee table you need like an air mattress right right there yeah an ottoman what is the door what not not where the kid yeah what's that door is that a window it's an alcove that's apparently for a murphy bed which i've never heard of. Oh, yeah, you should do Murphy bed. I don't know what that is. They fold down. Yeah, I already bought a queen, so I mean,

I could buy another queen. Will you purchase your girlfriend? Yeah. Well, let's not go there. Wait. Who buys this queen? Is your cream pie girl back in town? Yeah. She's back in town? My memory is correct. You have a date tonight

Yes I don't want to fuck up How did that travel, Sophie? I don't want to fuck your date up Wait, is the list girl? Yeah Are you going to meet her after the game? We did a walking date last night

You went on a walk Where? I love that Yeah, we went on a walk Lincoln Park Zoo Okay, that's nice You went on the Yeah where yeah we went on the walk uh lincoln park zoo okay that went on the yeah yeah do you hold her hand uh no did you like a playful shove when it was like close to like he can't do his hands yeah to the road yeah yeah oh i know you did i might have did a little how long was the walking date i was like an hour wow how did it did it end? And I don't walk. So like that was like big for me.

Yeah. I'm not like a walk guy. Luke's just taking breaks. Yeah. I'll catch up. I was actually out of breath at one point. It was embarrassing. Did you walk her back to her place?

Yeah. Did you kiss her on the stoop? Yeah, you did. You didn't kiss? You didn't get lips? Oh, wait. You didn't get lips after an hour of walk? No.

You did an hour walk with no lips. Chase, smell his lips. Dude, you gotta get lips after an hour walk. That's a lot of work. I have no comment on that. Alright, somebody who can read people. Mook, did you get lips last night? Look at the sparkle in her eyes.

Got two little sparkles in each eye. But yeah, maybe I'll see her tonight. We'll see. Another walking date? Yeah. I sent her. So speaking of dudes getting fired up and horny, Saturday night I sent her a voice memo. Oh, yeah.

And it was just this. See, that was. What did she reply to that? She said, are you barking again? This is a match made in heaven. Yeah, this is too well. Yeah, it's going too well. So any of the fellas out there, just start barking and, you know, it might work.

Are you barking again? She send you back like a meow? No. We didn't. No, she barked at me the night after. Oh. Hey. This is real. I like she barked at me the night after. Oh. Hey. This is real.

I like her. Yeah. Just two pups. Two woofers. Oh, no. You guys are going to be the annoying couple very soon. No, no. I feel like Mook Heartbreak Era is going to be so funny.

Oh, man. It's going to be. I'm going to dye my hair black. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, you're going to drop so many good pods in your heartbreaker oh it's gonna be funny i'm rooting for you now we gotta get rudy to pop this girl rudy fuck now big cat make moot go on stream rudy's gonna be busy tonight

in the studio apartment with moot crying yeah rudy's fucking on your couch as long as it still counts for me has she been to your apartment uh no not yet are you worried about that no okay not at all the next things i need doesn't feel female friendly i mean it, it's a. I don't know if I'm putting that correctly, but. It's a dude den. Yeah, it's a dude den. Yeah.

I like it. Yeah. I kind of want to like pay you a little like side rents and be like, when you're out of town, if I could just have a spot that I could just take a nap. It's a perfect place to rip ass. Rip ass and leave. I'm in the car with my kids I'm like we gotta make one stop

Throw the flashers on You come in you rip ass you beat off And I'm out You gotta invite the fellas over to fart We should do a live show from there Fart Eliminator episode Is all of us fitting in there? I don't know if we can get the cameras, the angles.

Yeah, we're going to need, like, I take every picture on, like, 0.5. Otherwise, it's just all couch. That's a great couch. How the fuck did you get the couch in there? I paid a guy named Jose. And he, what, did he bring it in pieces? He muscled it in. I don't know how he did it but

yeah you're never gonna you're never gonna be able to get that out of there huh well jose could i could call him again yeah it's just your couch room is there another are there any other vacancies on your floor yeah so i have you know big cat please get an apartment i kind of want i have room in front of the sink no No, I'm saying on your floor, there are multiple apartments. We're not talking about the actual floor. On his own floor? There's a vacancy over there. Yeah, you got about a one-by-one square foot area.

Yeah, in front of the fridge. No, I was saying that you could... That couch is never getting out of there. What you need was saying that you could like, that couch is never getting out of there. What you need to do is you need to once you keep progressing in your career, you rent another apartment and make that your bedroom and make that your living room. Oh yeah, I like that. That would be super cool.

That would be awesome. And then one room is just for beds. Right. Sure, man. Right. Yeah, if you want. Imagine how many queens I can get in there. straight beds why do you have a kitchen in your bedroom i'm like afraid to show that picture to my parents why why you were living in you were living on a broken couch yeah but they didn't see that okay i did not show them that yeah because they'll come visit at some point. Yeah.

So what are you going to... I'll just let you use my house. Sure. Yeah. Real estate's really cheap in Chicago. Luke, why do you have all these bedrooms? Why is all these kid toys? Yeah, I found this dude. He lets me jerk off in his house.

All I got to do is clean up. Do you have any intention of lifting your bed at all? Or you're like, no, I'm firmly keeping it on the ground. I'd like to, but I'm not there yet. Okay. I kind of like on the ground. What do you mean you're not there? Like I need to get art on the wall.

No. That should be way before art on the wall. And you don't need art on the wall. No. The art on my wall betrayed me yesterday. What happened? Napping fell off, hit me. Oh.

What? Yep. You have like high ceilings too. Oh, yeah. I tried to attach. I tried to command strip to a brick wall. That is the worst way to wake up. Didn't hold.

Where did it hit you? It was like in chestal region, but luckily I had like a pillow. It just startled me. I wasn't hurt. But yeah, a drawing of my favorite bar in New York hit me. I went to get pictures framed for the first time the other day. And it was super embarrassing because I had to, she like helped me pick out the frames.

It was like a frame shop here in Chicago. And we're taking forever. Me and her picking out the stuff. And it was just for two pictures. And then she's like, that'll be $647. And I had to, I swear to God.

And I had to say, Oh, um, I'm going to have to stop you there. And I had to leave without getting anything. You should have just been like, my wallet's in the car. And then peeled off. It was so embarrassing because I was like, I don't know how to tell you this.

This is a little bit of a learning experience for me. Yeah. And I had to back out. Oh, yeah. You had to just be like, get in a call. I'll be right back. Yeah. You should have looked down at your belly and been like, looks like we're buying diapers yeah but it was like i couldn't believe 650s insane i've never

gotten anything framed before it was for like it was actually three little pictures this big they're very expensive and we took forever to pick out the right i was like i don't know about this yeah i don't get quite i don't get why it's expensive yeah they should be by the size of frame like on Amazon. The matting. I should have known when like I had to be let in to the place. I just saw it driving down the road and I was like, oh, this will be easy. No.

Lesson learned. Frames. Cool story. Stu just texted me, did Jeremy and Tits come through? Good question. Jeremy and Tits. Jeremy Piven. Jeremy and Tits. Jeremy and Tits come through? Good question. Jeremy and Tits? Jeremy Piven? Jeremy and Tits.

Jeremy and Tits. Who's Jeremy? Do we know a Jeremy? Who's Tits? No, I know Tits. I do know Tits. I know many Tits. He's a ledge.

Is my boy Tits? I need a boy Tits. I know many tits. He's a ledge. He's my boy tits. I need a boy tits. You're in the Chicago area and you want a new nickname? I could be your boy tits. The first thing that pops up when you Google Jeremy and tits is Ron Jeremy signing a pair of tits. That could be it. I think Ron Jeremy's dead. You knew a tits in high school?

Wait, Ron Jeremy's dead? I'm pretty sure. No. He's in jail? he's in jail he's in jail no i think i don't think he's dead i think neither i think he's alive and free fucking i don't know i guess probably probably is yeah do you think he's lived a good life i don't know i think he's achieved the goals that he wanted to achieve no he's alive sorry is he in jail yeah i think he's in jail for what is he in jail for i think some sexual stuff for what you would imagine oh 15 year old girl oh ron jeremy oh whoa. No, not a good life.

No, no. Steven was about to say that he wants to be Ron Jeremy. He was good in Boondock Saints. He was in Boondock Saints? Yeah, he got killed. Oh, yeah, that's right. Or beaten off. Was that movie good?

No. I feel like it was good when it came out. It rocks. Yeah? Yeah. I think so. I rewatched it not too long ago and i was just like wait did i think this was good when it came out i thought it was art when it came out yeah

that's how i recently watched twister again and when i was a kid and i saw it i was like this is the greatest movie ever yeah those never seen a better movie and then the opening scene traumatized i swear to god when i saw twister in theater i thought it was the greatest movie i've ever seen i saw it in theater. I almost had to leave the theater. I went back the next night. I got my boys and went back the next night and saw it the second night. And then I started to see the cracks.

Wait, did you go Twister solo first night? And then you brought your boys? No, it was me and another guy. And then we went back and got two more guys. You brought more guys. Hey, boys, get in the truck. Boys, get over here. I got something I got to show you.

That's what we did. It was two of us the first night and four of us the second night what movies are you seeing this week yeah i saw uh grand budapest hotel hell yes did you like it i love wes anderson before i um i thought i liked it for the comedy the comedy's good i'm not crazy about the idiosyncratic filming style. Is Wes Anderson's new movie good? Whatever it was called? I didn't watch it. The one before that, French Dispatch, I wanted to leave.

Really? Yeah, I feel like he... I mean, I feel like it's gone all downhill from Royal Tenenbaums. Because Rushmore was very good. There's been some good ones after Tenenbaums. Life Aquatic? Yeah. Darjeeling Limited was good I should get out back on my Wes Anderson shit Isn't this new one about the asteroid supposed to be good? Asteroid City?

Yeah it's supposed to be really good I went to the movie theater to see French Dispatch With Jeff D. Lowe and I got to see him stuff the crevices Of the movie theater chair with napkins Why does he do that again? About 60 napkins. Why does he do that? Stuffed in the chair.

I think he doesn't. I think the crevices of movie theater chairs are probably disgusting. How often do you touch them? Yeah. Like, I would understand. I think he's tweeted photos of it. If he was doing it so that no popcorn got lost, I would be in for it. Because I make a mess of my popcorn. Yeah. It sounds like he's not doing it so that no popcorn got lost, I would be in for it. Because I make a mess of my popcorn.

Yeah. It sounds like he's not doing it for that reason. It might be his popcorn thing. Yeah, but he feels like a safe popcorn eater. Like when I eat popcorn in a movie theater, I'm- Oh, you have the whole hand everywhere. It's all over my shirt. It's everywhere.

Oh, popcorn sounds so good. I actually- Your hand becomes a shovel. We should do a yak popcorn episode. Ooh, popcorn day? good. I actually... Your hand becomes a shovel. We should do a yak popcorn episode. Ooh, popcorn day? I would rule. When you see popcorn in a movie, how many fingers do you use? The whole hand.

I end up using the whole hand. What does that even mean? Fingers? Palm it. Yeah, I'm a four. I'm a four, actually. What? What are you talking about? What happens to your pinky? Why wouldn't you use your pinky? All the way in. Your pinky's tough? I don't know, yeah. What the fuck?

I go whole hand. No, whole hand. TJ, you're two? Three. Two and a thumb? That's not enough. No, you get the paws in there. You get the paws.

I don't like getting butter all over my shit. Yeah, it gets all green. I fucking love getting butter all over my shit. No, no, no. What do you guys think about that green Parmesan cheese cylinder? What? That's great. Yeah.

I'll add on top of the. No. A popcorn? Yeah. I've never done that, but I can see that. Why wouldn't that? I love sneaking to the fridge and getting some of that. I love that shit.

In your mouth. Yeah. You got to go full hand. I just, yeah. Same with TJ. I don't like feeling the whole hand being. I'm okay with this. You can't see the popcorn.

It's just go. It's like a. It's like see the popcorn. It's like a... It's like a... It's like a scooper, like an iron claw. Just go get whatever you want. In a bag of chips, do you not use full hand? No, definitely not. No, I use two finger.

Oh, I'll usually... I can usually get the whole bag of chips in my hand. I think it's a... I'll just go like... I think my brain doesn't fuck with being coated in stuff. So I'm trying to... I agree. Limit how many fingers...

You don't like being smothered? I don't know if smothered or coated being dusted yeah dusted yeah i love getting filled up yeah i do too you what you need is wet wipes i got wet wipes on deck because the kids it's the best you can just get like i'll i'm back on my hot fries shit i used to not eat hot fries just because it makes such a mess now i got i got wet wipes all up in the car just fucking go to town there's nothing like wet wiping your hands after eating wings yeah yes there's nothing it never works nothing fucking no it's actually the best feeling in the world it's always covered in wing sauce when you're not done yet i think the moist towelette doesn't do a good job. I go full shower in the wing bathroom.

Those are the best hand wash sessions. I'll get my face and I'll put soap on my face. You're like sweating. I go to town in the bathroom after some wings. And then I always end up eating more after. And then you have to redo it. And then redo it, yep, because I can't help myself. Yeah.

I'm a big fatty. I was going to do wings last night, but I settled for Subway like a good boy. And a walking date. And a walking date. Well, you can't do wings if you're going to go on a walking date. It was after the walking date. You guys didn't get, was that because of the Subway? Did you offer to get her Subway?

No, we were both just like banged up and tired ah so wait that way you're walking day what time was the walking date hold on who's who first said they were banged up and tired me and her she was I don't

I mean that's she used go walking before dinner she have a headache, too? Yeah. Fuck, Luke. She had a migraine. Oh, no, Luke. She hung over.

Yeah. Oh, no, Luke. Bro. And then you were like, yeah, you know what? I do have a migraine. You felt great. No, I felt terrible. Okay, good.

All right. You guys have a song yet? No. Do you have a song yet? No. Do you have an inside joke? Yeah, what's your song? Oh, they have the puppers. Is it You and Me by Dave Matthews Band? Who let the dogs out?

Yeah, I might send her that right now. Rough Riders. Do it. Let's have her on the show tomorrow. Let's surprise Mook and have her here. What would you do? What do you think she calls you to her friends? Mook.

Mook, we got a stage. If you're going to go on another walking date, let's stage that. You can't do another walking date. A pre-dinner walking. That's one of our lives. Yeah. Have you like, yeah, like I'll like, tell tell me when you're gonna walk again and i'll like lay underneath the car yeah just be like oh help i can save you so help me pretend to rob brandon

yeah and then mook comes in and says yeah mook yeah you beat our asses okay have you bought a gun yet kyle no um yeah i'll do that this week. All right. Do it soon. What kind of gun? Paypal? Smith & Wesson. A Glock? It's a Glock 9. I would like to see you walking around strapped at all times.

I'm afraid of guns. Did you guys ever play with cap guns? Yeah. They were so much fun. Yeah. Just made a really loud noise. Yeah. Looked exactly like that.

No, they were the best. Everyone had one friend that was allowed to have all the guns in their house. Yeah. Yeah. All the toy guns. We were big into airsoft. Yeah. Cap guns, super soakers, everything. Nerf guns. Love going over that person's house. Yeah. Yeah. All the toy guns. We were big into airsoft. Yeah, airsoft, cap guns,

super soakers, everything, nerf guns. Love going over that person's house. I remember I had the knives that made it look like you could, the knife thing.

Oh, yeah. My mom took it away because she was afraid I would confuse it with our real knives. Or the knife, the comb that would look like a knife.

Yeah. Switchblade comes out. That was cool. That was really cool. A lot of those kids aren't doing well now No no no no Yeah you can't Cause it wasn't like

It was like every type of Toy gun Like they had a whole arsenal So many weapons It wasn't just like one It was everything They had grenades They would have grenades that kid

ruled though it when they were a kid but yeah not not doing this is great now and then they graduated to like actual knives yep in high school and yep yeah that was awesome and then they shot up the school yeah yeah then it wasn't funny anymore and then they blame maryland manson where were the parents at are you nervous brandon It wasn't funny anymore. And then they blamed Marilyn Manson. Where were the parents at? Are you nervous, Brandon? Tommy just has a samurai sword. Oh, shit.

Oh, I'm good. I'm good. Brandon, your house looked awesome from that view of Tommy. Oh, it was the lake. Yeah. I know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We've got to play some ice hockey on it.

We can. I know. Yeah. We got to play some ice hockey on it. We can. I know. Yeah. We absolutely can. I'm going through some things with my house right now because, you know, I get a lot of trolls online. Oh, jeez. And I get DMs with my address now.

No. How the fuck did that happen? I don't know. Those people are ill. So they're kind of ruining it. Yeah, that sucks. Wait a minute. Did they just get it from like- I don't know. Those people are ill. They're kind of ruining it. Yeah, that sucks. Wait a minute. Did they just get it from like...

I don't know where they got it. The background of your house? No, there was a mostly sports commenter today that just kept spamming it and chant. No. What do these people do? They have to do extensive research. We got to just fight back

and start spamming all their information. Those people should genuinely die. Yes. So weird. But yeah should genuinely die. Yes. So weird. But yeah, the lake's beautiful. I don't have any furniture in my house. That's the problem. I have the opposite problem of mook. I said when I got out here, I'm going to buy

all the furniture. And when I got here, it's so easy not to buy the furniture. It is. It's very easy not to spend a lot of money. It's very easy to not do a lot of things. Just live day to day. You sent me a video from your ballroom and it looked like a blast. Yeah, I have a room now that the only thing you can do in there is just throw a ball up against the wall. And it's very fun.

Yeah. The ballroom. I'm dealing with the same problem, Brandon. I have my, I had like a home office in New York. It was just, you know, it was like a little alcove. Right. And I moved everything. I should have thrown everything out.

I didn't. I moved it all here and now there's just a room with all my shit. Yeah. Like where I did the rundown today and it just looks like crap and I'm never going to That room will have all your shit forever. And it's like, why did I move all the shit that I don't want? I just moved it from one location to another. There's like trash bags.

Do you want to move all your shit in your full room to my empty room? Yeah, that might be a good idea. And it solves both our problems. Yes, there's a lot of good shoes. Yeah. Huh. Well, we don't wear the same size, so that wouldn't help me. That's right.

I'm a 16. You're a 9. Well. Yeah, people always forget you wear size 16. You're a 16? No, he's a 12. Yeah, I'm a 12. What are you?

I'm a 14, 15. Those are 15s? These are 14s. I'm a 15, but you can't buy 15s in stores. These are 14s. Give me one of those. You can't buy 15s in stores, but you can find 14s. Those are good for hacky-sacking.

Jerry's a 7 1⁄2. I have given myself a leg cramp, so I'm going to walk it off real quick. Yeah, see? Plenty of room. Yeah, I guess you are a 14. Yeah, I wasn't lying. Is it bad, though, being a 14

with a tiny dick? No. I mean, regardless of what shoe size I am, the dick... Because I find it bad that I'm 12 and I have a tiny dick I'm 11 and a half with a mega cock I wish people were like oh man you must have a big dick no dude I don't

it would be nice to be in the middle of both would you rather have size like 5 and a half teeny tiny people double take little shoes and a huge dick or other way around I think a huge dick would be a burden but I could use a couple more think a huge dick would be a burden myself. I agree.

But I could use a couple more inches. I mean, a little help would be nice, but I got four kids. If having a big dick is a burden, then right now I don't even know it's there. You're privileged. I have no worries. Yeah, you were born with a silver spoon. There's no problems. I'd kill for a day of a burden. I think it's also just the big dick energy.

I think big dick guys, you know, they walk different. It's because of the dick. Physically, yeah. Yeah. Davidson is just on to another. Good God. She's like the hottest chick ever. I know.

Adam Klein. Yeah. Well, you went from from venus to daddario didn't you but like yeah you stole daddario from me we don't talk about that yeah i did it's pretty easily stole her from me that's my number one yeah you just swooped in you and you did it you don't even like her you did it just to prove that you could that's yeah that but that's the rush that's my sexual rush right it's stealing boys girls when i'm laying pipe when i'm when i'm fucking her um

i'm not thinking about the pussy i'm thinking about you man the whole time shit that hurts but it's the truth truth i know that like my spidey sense always pops up is nick fucking daddario right now i feel something yeah sorry i couldn't make the stream yesterday it was something i had things i needed to do you miss frank in his all his glory i liked seeing him happy like his his he was he was frank has a laugh that is a true laugh that is so awesome when he when he unveils it's very jolly yeah he like can't control himself when he truly finds something funny his post-game review was

like the first time i've seen him genuinely happy and all it took was the best offensive performance ever in the history of the nfl record-breaking yeah it was good yeah i said to him after i was like frank we'd love to have you back anytime he's like okay and just walked away that was it it's the last i saw fleming that's right it's the eagles bucks game streaming here tonight? Yeah. Steven, are you ready? Feeling confident? Yeah, we're playing house money, so I'm excited. If we win, I'm fully sight-set on the Super Bowl. If we lose, it's like, well, the Eagles are second

best team in the NFC. We are supposed to lose, but... I don't like that. Is it in Tampa or Philly? It's in Tampa. What if you lose and everyone gets injured? That would be awful. Okay, so that's what I'm rooting for. An entire team injury. Catastrophic injury.

I mean, I can't deal with you if you're going in being like, win-win. I mean, I don't want to lose, but I am expecting to lose. So the Eagles are just... A loser cream in a winner sandwich right now. Yeah. Come on, Eagles. But, I mean, if we even put up a fight, I'm going to be very, very excited, and I think we will.

I think it'll be a good game. Put up a fight. You think you're going to kill them? Yeah. Kill them? I think we win by two touchdowns at least. Ooh. What if they put up 70?

That would suck. Okay, so I'm rooting for that instead of the i'll take off the catastrophic injury i'm rooting for 70 we played a game thursday night in like 2014 and we were down 56 nothing at one point okay so that's what i'm rooting for yeah yeah there were so many birds fans in tampa really so oh yeah they going to take over. Yeah. Steven drove me nuts yesterday because he had Justin Fields over one and a half touchdown passes, and he was still thinking it was a possibility with like four minutes left in the game. After he threw a touchdown. No, before you even said that.

They were in the red zone. When he got hurt, you're like, oh, no, he's hurt. He's not going to be able to throw these two touchdown passes. Oh, he threw one? No, he got hurt before he threw the first one. They kicked a field goal on that drive. Right. And you were like, this sucks.

Had they left him in. The Bears are terrible. The Bears are the worst team in the NFL. By far. Yeah. We play the Broncos on Sunday, and we're going to lose. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That's not on TV. Is that national? It's probably on TV. It's not on TV. It shouldn't be on TV. Yeah. What, yeah. Yeah. That's not on TV. Is that like national? It's probably on TV. It shouldn't be on TV. Like, what are you doing? Like, football is your number one thing. I know.

Finally here in Chicago. Yeah, it's over. No, it's draft. I'm like Stephen Che. I'm already looking for draft. Caleb Williams. Yeah. Do they do it?

Caleb Williams has got to be the guy. I am all in on Caleb Williams. And people just drove up the driveway and stole like $100, dollars worth of gear and just and the defense coordinator for the for the bears is just resigned and no one knows why what exactly happened there wasn't no one everybody every reason no one will say why there's been a weird speculation finally someone in the chicago media asked the head coach a really good question he's like hey I noticed that no one has wished him well like that's kind of weird and he like didn't have an answer to that because like

the defensive coordinator said he left for health and family reasons like if one of you left for health and family reasons I'd be like I'm rooting for this person I really hope they're okay you wouldn't root for me no I would we did i'd say something nice oh really if you left for health and family reasons okay okay well

let's say there we go family reasons yes health reasons i wouldn't believe right now a car crash now we'd be pretty skeptical yeah like there's i you kind of have burned all your i mean between the car crash that wasn't really a car crash and no no no i have a text from my mom this morning when you went to the hospital and the doctor prescribed you a glass of water it was multiple glass of water it's kind of hard to believe it's the boy who cried wolf so so family i would say yes like brandon i love him health i'd be like this pussy is probably stubbed his toe that's fair that's fine with me that's yeah because that's what it is but it is very weird that he let the

guy left for health and family reasons and no one well yeah he didn't leave for health right he was doing some dark shit something is going on yeah you don't just but at the same time if he was doing something super serious like the authorities need to tell us that. Correct. Or the bears. They haven't said anything either. The bears should be like, there's an ongoing investigation if there is one. The authorities. The authorities should tell us that. Someone, yeah, an authority, please get involved.

Yeah. We need some authority. We don't need, we don't have enough authorities in this world. We need more authorities. I don't know. Fund the police. Yeah, fund the police. Fund the police.

Let's go, Brandon Brandon Portland's doing just fine They decriminalized every drug Did they? Did you guys bring any back? No no They said it's been very bad Really? It's been very bad for the city

In hindsight So yeah like overdoses are up Yikes They said crime's up Pup disease Horrible Yeah A lot of human poop on the street A lot of human waste did you walk around in that area

we didn't get to see downtown but the surrounding areas are beautiful yeah beaverson was awesome like ideal sitcom-esque so it's it's legal to camp out between 7 p.m and 7 a.m you just have to be anywhere you just have to be within. You just have to be within, like, 30 feet of a home and, like, 50 feet of a business or something like that. What? You have to be in a home or business?

So you can just be homeless. Wait, so you can't be that. All the drugs are decriminalized, but you can't, like, buy, you can't, like, sell them, but you can just do that. But, like, I could stand in the middle of the town square

and do whatever. Yeah, so the access to, like, clean needles is easy. Well, that's good. Yeah, that's... I'm going there in two weeks. You've got to walk around. Oh, yeah, you are.

And a few people said they're going to see you. Sweet. When I went to Portland, I liked it, but then I realized I was walking around and I looked up and there was a paper source store and I was like, oh, that's like I was in the yuppiest. Yeah, if there's a paper source. You see the paper source, you're like, you're in the yuppiest spot.

Yeah, we were going to this comedy club and I was like, oh, I want to see some gritty parts. And we were across the street from like the store called like Paper Tiger. Yeah, right. That's beautiful. That's what I'm for. Yeah. Yeah, paper source is the number one store.

Any sort of craft paper. That's when you know rent's going up. It's the most excessive unnecessary store that exists if you see rudy walking around your neighborhood you're done yeah anywhere you can get some like um like a hundred different shades of purple crayons that usually is the telltale side yeah hues and shades they don't need this or like a wine and paint yeah that is we only had a rub and grub where you get a massage and eat at the same time yeah it closed down over covid

it was in center market i did not know can we see a picture of this storefront what i never went that's weird i don't had to be meatballs I did not know. Can we see a picture of this storefront? Rub and grub. I want that to come back. What? I never went. That's weird. I don't. Had to be meatballs. I don't know what it was. Hot wings, yeah. Buffalo wings.

Yeah. Can you Google it, actually? I know it closed. We got to get a change.org to get that thing back open. Rub and grub. Damn, this food's good, but nobody's fucking touching me. Yeah. Oh, God. Who's working there? That's fucking touching me. Yeah, oh, God. Who's working there?

That's tough. Yeah. That's tough. It's also like an artisanal ice cream shop, too. That's another one. Yeah. Where it's like, oh, okay. Rub and grub.

Oh, I thought you were Miami. Oh, COVID. Oh, my God. Look at that fucking. Wait, what's the top thing? The logo. That's the hand. That's like a frog's hand.

Oh, it's cute. It looks like a children's birthday party place. Yeah, wait. Where's the top thing? That's a hand. That's like a frog's hand. Oh, it's cute. It looks like a children's birthday party place. Yeah, wait. Where's the rub going? You get rubbed. It says rub and grub. I don't think that's... I don't know what that...

Did they show the rubs? They didn't show the rubs. Probably a back room. I don't know. Why is there a band? Yeah. I don't know, dude. What the fuck is going on here?

And why are all the kids... It was not open for very long. Yeah, I mean, who? That's not the clientele I would have anticipated. That feels like someone was like, can I make the worst business possible? Rub and grub. Fighting to stay alive. There's no jessies.

Jess and Sheila Littman are fighting to keep their dream alive. That was their dream. Oh, my God. That really puts, like, don't, you know, chase your dreams into perspective. Maybe not all your dreams. Unless that's your dream, yeah. What?

Rub and grow. What just came in? I don't know. You just got a package. Something for you. Shall you? Yeah, what is it? It says Big Cat on it.

Oh. Ooh. Let's see what it is. Ooh. I think it might be coffee. Oh, it is coffee. Oh. Yeah, it is coffee. What else?

Wheeling had a coffee and tanning. That's still open. That's doing well. I was born right next to it because it's connected to like an office at Wheeling Hospital. The coffee and tanning's good. Was it spray tan or like tanning beds? Tanning beds. I wouldn't want to go in a tanning's good. Was it spray tan or tanning beds? Tanning beds. I wouldn't want to go in a tanning bed after a cup

of coffee. That sounds... Yeah, you can't really do both at the same time. Yeah. What is this? Good boy? That's not coffee. Let's fucking go. Time for another unboxing.

Time for another unboxing time for another oh oh it's a it's a toy for Stella oh cool it's a microphone oh that's cute

that's super cute that's pretty cool alright that's cute aww aww alright do you think Piper would like it

I love that do we sell that would Piper would like it? I love that Do we sell that? Would Piper like that? No Beloved pets and brands Good boy Guapo, chief product tester Huh

That's kind of cool, it's like a business card Oh, that's cute Looks like a cocaine bag. All right, good boy. You got some publicity. Oh, yeah. We'll definitely sell this exact thing in the barstool store for Christmas. Thank you.

Hey, zoinks. Gotcha. Gotcha. You know, Big Cat, that thing, that gave you a good idea. Yeah. The exact same thing. Yeah, you know what? Yeah.

We'll just swap the colors. Zoinks. Oh, shit. All right, should we spin the wheel? Yeah, I have to show you something horrible first oh oh oh oh oh wow oh my god wow that looks good i don't where's this from yeah where's that from oh hell yeah garrett i don't hate that they're they're kind of nice pull up the chats striker 11 said barstool merch is basically how china operates you made this i made this

facts Facts Yeah no this is gonna be sick for Christmas You're gonna move units You're moving units with that Yeah dude this is gonna be a best seller I'm getting a merch bonus off But shout out good boy Shout out good boy Wait so wait.

Show me those shoes again. God damn it. Those are sick. Yeah. That was the pussy ping ribbed tongue. It went to white. I don't know if they have that option in the ID. I thought the side was the pussy ping ribbed.

Oh, this is like a Nike ID. I would imagine so. Oh, that's not, they're not going to look like that. No, Gara's making that from scratch. It's good. Yeah, through an AI program called Mid Journey. Whoa. And he gave them that and they made that?

Yeah. That's cool. That's awesome. Oh, yeah. Look, that actually is a shoe I'd wear. Yeah. God damn it, Che wins again. That looks awesome.

Hey, did you get your other video with Tony P sent out? It's out there, yeah. Can we watch it? Sure. Real quick? Tony's been blowing me up. Oh, really? Yeah, he said, good swing, boss man. He's an influencer now. Dude, he's popping off. I think he's getting paid. Yeah.

Good for him. He was in the Washington Post. DC here, my man Mook. From Boston, we're down here at the beautiful water here in DC. People were making fun of my pockets. Oh, they're filled to them. They're filled, man. You have a Game Boy Color? Oh, Mook.

Yeah, not much prep, but I'm stancing up. It's a lot of pockets. I can't stop looking at your pockets. Tone, let's get your buddy some proper trousers storing an IT closet in those shorts yeah so he taught me the arm roll nice

and then the walk is coming up the walk is bad wait he taught you the walk here? yeah he taught me the walk he's about to yeah I guess that's it. Oh, no, Mook. You were really bad in that. I was bad in the wall.

Yeah, I thought this guy was skill-less until now. No, he's got a bad... I'll take standing next to Mook. Oh, this guy's talented as fuck. This guy's a genius. Vick, I saw you hit some arm rolls in a video the other day, too. Wait, what happened? I saw you hit some Tony PR arm rolls in a video the other day too wait what happened i saw you hit some tony pr arm rolls and oh yeah cheesesteak video yeah we were trying to do some we're on a

tony p shit wait mook your walk did you ever think it for sure yeah no you fucked that up i was panicking i was like walking side to side it's a lot of pressure no definitely tony p i mean i didn't want to he's the king and there's no way like you're not going to look good next to his walk and nobody could no they were destroying my fit they were like come on tony's in a blazer you're in fucking inflated shorts and a sweatshirt he's getting new furniture oh he got it yeah oh he got it did he unveil it i think so can i see yeah i mean dude he's been popping off like twice a day, three a day. I feel like he's also just doing like he did a Subway ad. Yep.

He did. He was at the Commander's Game. It was the Commander's Game. I think he did a Marriott ad. Yep. He did a staycation. Staycation, yeah. Do you think there's staying power with this type of content?

Yes. I don't think. I mean, the world needs more Tony P. Oh, I was walking to work today, and some guy called my name out. He was like, hey, Connor, Connor, I saw you did the video with Tony P. I think he's flying too close to the sun. I want to see his downfall. And I said, back up, buddy.

No one talks to a big bro like that. Whoa. People are already preying on his downfall? Kyle? So when did you see Kyle on the way to work? It was like 10.30 Speaking of which What happened with Baby Groove?

Oh yeah, no touchdowns First time ever he got shut out in a game Looks like it's coming true, Kyle But they posted that themselves Yeah, but that's because you gotta control the narrative People were gonna get the footage of him Oh, I think they're gonna lean into the fact that he's not Actually an elite player now What do you mean?

They're going to try to normalize him. He still looks bigger than everyone else. They're going to try to make him sympathetic now. Right. They know what they're doing. The dad did fly too close to the son. Now he's trying to backpedal. The actual son? They're probably going to post his message. Too close to his own boy?

Yeah. Alright, why don't we spin the wheel, TJ? I want to see Tony P's new furniture if he unveiled it. I got a pen. Does it look sick? Dude, he's living in a palace. Were you at his apartment? No.

No. Next date? I think next time, yeah. Is he in D.C.? Let's dox him. What's his exact address? Probably like Arlington. He strikes me as an Arlington guy. Yeah. Yeah. No, Is he in D.C.? Let's dox him. What's his exact address? Probably like Arlington. If he strikes me as an Arlington guy. Yeah.

Yeah. No, he's in D.C. He had a staycation. He said he spent an hour. Oh, this is new furniture? So they were taking away the old furniture. Oh. Deep clean, obviously.

With the headphones on. Staycation. Yeah, he said he spent an hour in the pool. I don't know how that's possible. The homies. Wait, this said he spent an hour in the pool. I don't know how that's possible. The homies. Wait, this is an ad? Fun. This is just a weekend in his life.

Yeah. Yeah, that was him in the pool for an hour. And then here comes the furniture. Wow. He's got a lot of couch. Damn. A lot of couch. Good stuff. Oh, you got it from Bob's. a lot of couch. Damn. A lot of couch.

Oh, you got it from Bob's. And then, yep. Is that you? Oh, yeah, it was that weekend. Hey. Oh, so you were there when the furniture came. Yeah, it was a busy day for him. He had to squeeze me in.

I mean, he is the most active guy. Yeah. Does everything. Good for Tony P. He's living his life. Imagine having friends. Yeah, I know. That's the biggest part.

You have Nick Hamilton and Radio Brand. Yeah. Well, you had them. Yeah. Nah, friends. Then you got to do stuff. Yeah. When you have friends it's better to just have no friends and just never do anything

oh nice so yeah we're gonna bring back the name wheel when we start the new office yeah we're gonna we're gonna change it so that we remember everything we do it'll be one name wheel and then everyone gets to pick one thing on the secondary wheel okay so that way it's we do. It'll be one name wheel and then everyone gets to pick one thing on the secondary wheel. So that way it's like, and it's got to be something fun that would actually be fun to do and we'll keep up with it. Because we just got it. It got away from us.

We're able to do this. We'll make it good. We can do this. Also, I know the maze, the corn maze thing. We got to do something for Halloween. I feel like I love Halloween so much. got to do something for Halloween. Ooh. Agreed, yeah. I love Halloween so much. Hey, you come up with something for Halloween.

What do you got, TJ? I don't know. TJ? Let's do like a haunted house. Ooh. I told Hank, what if we turn the new office into a haunted house

and people could pay to come through and we scare you? But then he's like, we we're just gonna invite ton of people oh yeah we but like we could have like one one of the studios is doing morning sunshine again yeah something super really oh yeah back from the dead

haunted house of all of Brandon's old shows every corner we're talking. You wanted to do your front yard with a bunch of tombstones. The tombstones of my show. Anyway, I'm brainstorming.

Halloween is, I don't know. We could also just do like a, we could just get drunk. Yeah, what about we do a- Drunk costume contest. Drunk costume. No, no, why don't we have like a- Costume wheel?

A costume wheel. Oh, a costume wheel. I like have like a... Costume wheel? A costume wheel. Oh, a costume wheel. I like that. We did that for the week before. No? This is Halloween now. No, there's got to be a better way. Anyway, just now I'm thinking about it because I'm getting very excited for...

I just ordered a bunch of giant spiders to put on the side of my place. What if we did a... race instead of a case race? Let's do a pumpkin race that's filled up with booze. A pumpkin filled up with booze. I like that. Out of a pumpkin. Yeah, but what if we each had a bag full of candy

that we had to finish? Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. That's going to say. Something tough like Milk Duds. You're not in control, KB. I'll do booze, but not candy. Pumpkin of booze.

Everybody has their own pumpkin with a straw in it. A hundred bite-sized Snickers bars? What if you don't know what's in your pumpkin until you lift the lid off? Love that. You do like a pumpkin. A pumpkin reveal. Also, let's do the random movie generator

that Jeff D. Lowe built in Ken Jack, and we have to be a character from that movie. Ooh, I like that. I like that, too. Okay. Sorry in Ken Jack, and we have to be a character from that movie. Ooh, I like that. I like that, too. Okay. Sorry, I'm just getting excited. Jojo Rabbit. Gaz got uncut gems.

All right, that's our show. We'll see you tomorrow. I love that that's never going to happen. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee Swap. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow.