The Yak - Steven Isn't a Big "Attracted to Gisele" Guy | The Yak 11-1-22

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa! Whoever did this, why? Candy for my friends. Candy for my friends. That's really nice. You know I have a weight problem?

I mean, it's for everybody. You were just the, you're in the middle of the most people. So this looks more like, and this is fine, looks more like the excess candy you didn't give out as opposed to like your kids' candy. Correct. Good. Should we try to finish it by the end of the show?

Yes. Nick had his first 100 grand bar just a minute ago. I just had my first 100 grand bar. All right, everyone, just take a few. Let's see if we can make a dent in this. Oh, yeah. Okay. Let's end this thing.

Steven's candy rankings were- You've never had one, Brandon? Sorry. No, it's a terrific bar. You've never had a 100 grand? I've had it many times. Oh, okay. You didn't wash your pants? I washed them

and I scraped them and it's not If anybody knows how to get acrylic paint out of my very nice jeans, please tell me. Where are those jeans from? I got them from George Sherman Clothiers in Starkville, Mississippi. Fuck, is there a stray? One of my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! players is from Starkville,

Mississippi. His name's Larry. Oh, Larry from Yu-Gi-Oh players is from Starkville, Mississippi. His name's Larry. Oh, Larry from Yu-Gi-Oh? Yeah. Yeah. What? He's from Starkville. Probably the most famous guy from Starkville. Well, I'm from West Point.

Fair enough. You ain't the most famous. From West Point? Not even at Barstool. Are my sisters more famous? Hans. Yeah. Oh!

Also, I'm more famous than Hans. Are you? In some circles. Thanks. In most. Not in the military scene, you aren't. Not in the military scene. They're popping off.

They are. Military is back. Yeah. Back. Good scene. Stephen Chay's rankings of candy was as horrendous as you'd expect. I looked over them once I got all the blowback, and I fully stand by it. These are all chocolates, you fucking moron.

No, they're not. He also said... Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. I just... I'm sorry. What was the... Whoa.

Dude-o. What was the tweet? What was the exact tweet? Because the phrasing also pissed me off. The definitive top ten list of Halloween candy. To get while trick-or-treating. That's an important thing. Definitive?

Yep. And Reese's aren't on it? Baby Ruth being even on the list is insane. Baby Ruth's are very good. I don't know any kid who's like, oh, I got a Baby Ruth. I think the bones are good of this because Tootsie Roll fruit flavored, I'm glad that he added while trick-or-treating. That's the only time you get those.

There's a big difference, though, because while trick-or-treating, if you get a Reese's, typically you're going to get the single orange pack. So there's one Reese's in there. If you're trick-or-treating, you have a bag. Oh. What? You're going to get that little one. Foil wrapped. That littlereating, you have a bag. Oh. What? You're going to get that little one. Foil wrapped.

That little one, the gold foil thing. Those come, but I would say a majority of the ones I get are the single and have grown up as a single orange pack, in which case you have the wrapper of that, and then you have another wrapper and a little white thing on the bottom. It's too much garbage to carry. Okay. So the big issue here is Milk Duds are the worst candy of all time. Oh, no way.

No, they're my favorite. They just get stuck in your teeth. They're so painful. Like, it's a whole process. You take two packs, you put one in each cheek. You let them get a little melty and then you just,

you just savor it. Why did the candy bowl stop over there? Let's get the candy bowl back in circulation. But Che, you said it's much garbage to carry around. You mean like you're eating it as soon as you get it?

A lot of time with Halloween candy when I used to go trick-or-treating, I'd eat, I mean you carry it in a sack, but like if you get

good ones, if you get one of these, you're going to have it usually right when you get it. Wrong. No. We don't want it. Oh, you have to.

Wrong. Kate, do y'all need it? I can i can't why can't you i just cut braces on this morning i sound like such a douchebag wait what yes i did the invisible braces thing they're all invisible at all i know you can see them from like 10 feet away the guy lied is the line look at them oh my god oh no are you talking to them are they invisible or actually braces are they invisible or no i've never felt uglier thank you for zooming in you piece of shit can we get rid of kate's chair and just get a locker that we could put her in i feel like gross right now i feel fucking gross are they invisible can take them out, but they're supposed to be in like 23 hours a day. And then you've got to brush your teeth before you put them back in.

It's like this whole thing. And they're super tight and they hurt right now. So I don't want to. Oh, that's the worst. It's Invisalign. It's the fucking stupidest thing. Those aren't braces. It's Invisalign.

Well, it's like braces. It's like, I don't. That's when you just want to bite down on your teeth as hard as you can to like stretch them out. Well, there's also- We'll see if you have to eat a milk dud right now. Yeah. There's permanent little hooks on eight of my teeth now, so when I take it off, there's these squares.

Look at that. There's squares. Oh, that's not Invisalign. No, it's not. And then the food- No, that's the brand, but the food gets caught. I had macaroni and cheese and broccoli robbed for lunch. Oh, man.

Swirl it together. It was fucking disgusting. What's the opposite of a wooga? I know. I'm losing all my woogas. You're like... It might be a wooga. It might be a palindrome.

Wooga backwards is a wooga. 50% of the reason you're on this show is your sex appeal. Right. I know. I know. Wooga.

What about like when something's stinky? Ew. Ugh. Oh. Does it smell bad in here for anyone else? No. It's not me. You got a stinky mic?

Who's sitting on my seat? It's your upper lip, brother. Hey. Smells like shit. Well, Kate, I had Invisalign. It sucks. And so I was going to give you words of encouragement, but it sucks. It just sucks.

How long? It's only six six months I'm just trying to fix my front snaggle tooth that seems like a long time but I hope it's like what's that movie where she's just wearing glasses Janie Briggs and then I hope six months from now I come in and I take my glasses and my hat off and I'm just super hot oh shit yeah that's what will happen for sure that movie's so stupid

she's all that first of all it was Lainey Boggs. No, she said Briggs as in on another teen movie. She said she's all that. I know, but it's a parody. Okay. Fair enough. Sorry.

Never made it. Why is that movie bullshit? Because she's hot as a nerd. But nerds weren't hot back then. But she's hot before she gets hot. She's hot as a nerd in that movie. She's hot the whole time. Pull her up.

Yeah, I think Brandon's right. I think Brandon's right. Yeah, well, how are they supposed to do a transformation, though? You can't make an ugly girl hot. Brandon, you also might be judging it from today's standards. Right, like those types of glasses. No, I'm judging it. 25 years ago, if you had glasses, you were the ugliest person alive.

I'm judging it from when I was watching back then. Well, that was because you couldn't get pussy. Yeah, you were horny. Exactly right. Right. She's hot there. She's super hot. She's super hot.

And now hot girls wear glasses. Yeah, right. Ironically. That's hot right now. I'd argue she's hotter there than she is when she gets hot. Signing off on that. She's still pretty hot. She's hot, yes.

I would agree with you, Brandon. Yeah. Well, you also are confusing things. She was way hotter when she was younger She's hot with the glasses on Because you're like oh I could actually Maybe pull that She's more attainable That's the sexiest thing a woman can be

She's just more attractive Best ability Brandon have you never seen Not Another Teen Movie? I've never seen Not Another Teen Movie That is the joke that they make They're like, what? Like, she's got glasses and overalls.

Like, how could I ever, you know? You're having a parallel observation. I'm basically a parody movie. You created one, yeah. You got a parody. He's brother.

The book. Steve, big palette change in the past year? What do you mean? Big palette change in the past year? What do you mean? Big palate change? I remember reading your Halloween rankings last year. Oh, yes, I did candy reviews last year.

What happened? I don't know. This is always the worst. I've not referenced it, so that's a potentially very incriminating poll, so maybe. Incriminating? We're going to need to see it because there's nothing worse than having a take and being strongly behind it and then like two years later just giving the same take but opposite. It's true. You're going to look quite silly.

I think. I don't know if I blogged or just did it on Twitter. Is it Colin Cowherding? Mm-hmm. I mean, you could post any variation of that list and say this is the top 10 best Halloween candy. No matter what, it's going to have like 10,000 replies being like, you're such a fucking idiot. He put Raisinets on there on purpose for I love Raisinets. I didn't see Raisinets. Don't you guys think that if you

made a ranking of your favorite foods even that every single night it would change? Yes. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Like, there are definitely... It could change within an hour. Yeah, there are nights where, like, pizza's the only food I'd ever want. My favorite food last night was olives. I ran across the street, got a jar of olives, ate the entire thing. Jesus.

Horrible diarrhea this morning. And now I don't like olives anymore. You ever get them in the can? No. They're good in the can. I get to sleep after my team loss so I'll be emotionally eating a bunch of

their collars. Baby Ruth. Threat. I love Baby Ruth. That was number five this year. What? Seven.

Okay, we can match these up. He's going to look like an idiot. Okay, five. What's next? Reese's. White Ghost?

6.0. I went through. There's nothing too incriminating except Baby Ruth was only a 7.6. He's never had them before until last year. I keep going Twix. In there below the Haribo gummy bears. All right, that makes sense. Should have made an appearance, I think.

You've already gone through this? He audited this on his own. It's not bad. You and Wanoi were putting your heads together on this one or what? Who? Doug Wanoi? Kyle's dad. Dad.

Oh, yeah. You don't follow Doug Wanoi on Twitter? Best Twitter account. Best follow on Twitter. He's the best follow. I forgot. A mile. He's in the fucking mud every day of the week.

He's been really going after this bit about not being able to get to the polls. Yep. That's been like a week long. Yeah. He's 1.5 miles away.

Yeah. He has no car. What was the warning to be done on your phone? His parents buying Teslas. W-A-N-O-Y. He's incredible. It actually makes

you less impressive. No, it's crazy because you guys have the exact same style of humor. You might even think style. It's not me. I forgot we talked about this guy. He rules. It's your dad. And he just changes his bio to match whatever he's trolling at the time.

He's the goat, dude. He is the goat. He's so good. Everything is correct. Even, like, the choice of profile picture that's, like, it's, yeah, it's a real guy. Yeah, like a picture from, like, 1972. Yeah. If you see that picture and then the currents, like, what they currently look like, they look nothing alike.

What does your mom think of it? He got, like, a comedian to screenshot the sex doll thing and retweet it, and it went viral on the comedians, like. They look nothing alike. What does your mom think of it? He got a comedian to screenshot the sex doll thing and retweet it and it went viral on the comedians. Really? Wait, can you pull up the Tesla one? The Tesla one is the best. Oh my god, that Brooklyn Dad defiant. Is that a real person?

That's incredible. Can we click on this guy? He pops up on my feed every now and then. He's got a million followers yeah he's a big woat there was a woman uh last night i took my kids trick-or-treating in brooklyn and there was a woman in a astronaut she was dressed as an astronaut she had a sign saying climate change is a real crisis i was like what how how do you how do you become a bummer for halloween yeah that was in her front yard or what oh she was holding it oh wow like How do you become a bummer for Halloween?

That was in her front yard? No, she was holding it. Oh, wow. Just pick one or the other. Isn't rocket fuel pretty bad? Yeah, definitely. Have you seen the signs that it's just everything?

They just piled it all into one sign. In this house, we believe in science. Climate change is real. Republicans are bad. It's a list of everything. Signs? Yeah. Black Lives Matter.

They hit every single thing. And in the corners, that Coexist sticker. Yeah. Did you get stuck in the parade in West Village yesterday? No. Last night? Oh, no, but I heard that happened. I ordered food and I-

What'd you order? MuscleMaker Grill. Of course. Duh. And I was like, he was nice about it, but I was chasing him for blocks. I couldn't get to him. Everything was blocked off, 30 minutes call. Oh, you left to go chase him?

Yeah, because my entire street was blocked off. You live pretty close to Muscle Maker Grill, too. Not really that walkable. That'd be funny if Kyle passed five miles. I didn't realize it was the parade. Oh, yeah. So, fuck. Yeah, I did see when I got off the subway, everything was all

pissed off. What'd you order from Muscle Maker Grill? The turkey burger wrap. That's a good one. Did you do any trick-or-treating? No sour cream, no avocado. Is that the place where it's like a low-carb pizza, but it's just like tomato sauce on a tortilla?

No. No, it's pretty good food. Yeah? It's great food. Went to a place like that recently, where I ordered from a place thinking I was going to eat healthy, and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever been served. Yeah, it's not that good

and it's not that healthy. It's kind of a scam. But it's a good name. I go with the Fit Bowl and it's just rice, chicken or steak and broccoli. Everything there smells like a different fart.

Yeah, it does smell bad. You open up the... I think broccoli just naturally does. Or Brussels sprouts. Yeah. Turkey burgers are not great. I ordered a turkey burger the other night, and it was very bad. No, vetoed.

I like them. I like a chicken burger. I agree with Sass. The take is erroneous. I agree with Sass. What's a chicken burger? It's just ground chicken. Turkey burger is just chicken.

Sounds like something you get in England or something something because they don't have access to beef. You guys have never had ground chicken? What's the difference between a chicken burger and a turkey burger? If you can have a turkey burger, you can obviously have a chicken burger. Yeah, fried chicken sandwich. Delicious. Yeah, not quite the same. Well, that's chicken on two pieces of bread. Yeah, but it's...

I got a thing I got to do real quick. I got a DM from a guy, SirRennington69, and he says, I got $5 you can't touch your toes on the first try, no cheating. So can I just do that real quick? Yeah. All right.

Dude, you have been in the mud, Brandon. Yeah. Give me $5. I've been in the mud. Don't just touch it. Do the actual... What? Like one of these?

No, like do the stretch. Can you touch your toes? I'm just going down the... I don't know. I don't think you can. I got to owe him five. It's too late now. The way this is worded, does this mean I have to give him $5 if I can't?

It says, got $5, you can't touch your toes. No, no, no, no. He'll give you $5. No, I think he's bet someone else. Yeah. I think you're right. Got $5, you can't touch your toes. Parentheses, first try, no cheating.

Yeah. I would have cheated. Yeah, I guess. Or you'd bend your knees. You'd bend your knees toes. Parentheses. First try. No cheating. Yeah. I would have cheated. Yeah, I guess. Or you'd bend your knees. You'd bend your knees. Or you'd wear really high shoes. I don't think you can do it. I'm going.

I'm standing up and I'm bending over at the waist and touching my toes. There's no. I don't think. I'll show you how it's done. Okay. Can you touch your toes, big cat? Holy shit. Wow.

Whoa. I don't think I can. I can't touch my kneecaps. I don't think I can at all. Flexible hamstring. Oh, no. What a legend. I don't think I can. I can't touch my kneecaps. I don't think I can at all. Oh, no. What a legend. Sir.

There's no way you're going off a trampoline. Yeah. That just confirmed it for me. If my whole body was just made out of my hamstrings, I'd be an elite athlete. How do you keep them so loose? I don't know. I don't even do anything. I literally haven't gone to the gym or done anything exercise-wise in two i haven't done it in a long time it's football season remember the presidential award as a kid in elementary school you had to do like the v-sit

and reach and like i guess only i can't know that i would like blow out my i would be like one two three and like break my legs trying to get it yeah because it's very demoralizing if you can't touch your toes right show you things I can do. I think Brandon can do it pretty easily. Yeah. I've actually, I would like to address that. I've thought about it more. I think he's fine.

Smitty, I talked to Smitty. He said all of us could do it easily. Yeah. The story of yesterday wasn't me. It was you guys. Yeah, no, I agree. And I was half. No, it wasn't.

It was you guys. It's not like you would eventually get it. It's that you would get one shot and you would do it. It's what you said. I don't think you could take a practice. No, that is what made you change the argument now. That was the original argument. It was never a big emphasis.

I said, oh, I could do that. You can practice, but I think if you had one shot at the actual halftime show, I don't know if you would get it. Already practiced earlier today? I'm fine. No, that's why I don't think you should practice. I think it's more fun for the viewers actual halftime show, I don't know if you would get it. Already practiced earlier today? I'm fine. No, that's why I don't think you should practice. I think it's more fun for the viewers. I'm not doing it the first time.

I don't know how hard I got to hit the trampoline. As soon as I learn. It's a nerves thing more than a. As soon as I learn how hard I hit the trampoline, I'll do it every time. Yeah, if you could practice a bunch, you could do something. I agree with that. Nope. That wasn't the argument.

Listen, I could play guitar. I'm going to need at least four years. I want one practice, one reel. That's all I need. One practice, one reel. And even that wasn't the conversation. Anything that you practiced about. I don't want to re-litigate it. I'm going to just rule on it. You are going to do

the dunk at halftime and you're not going to practice. I don't know if we're going to be able to do it. Why? You're not going to be able to do it. We have to borrow the Sixers trampoline or something. They might not let us do it. I'll buy one. I don't know if they're going to let us do it in their building. I'll buy one be able to do it. We have to borrow the Sixers trampoline or something. They might not let us do it. I'll buy one. I don't know if they're going to let us do it in their building. I'll buy one and we'll do it outside.

Oh, yeah. Okay. We can do it. So I get a practice. That's bullshit to not give me a practice. You guys are changing it to where I said, oh, I can just go do it immediately. I'm sorry, but you don't. It's my trampoline.

I just bought one. I'll buy the trampoline myself. It's a lot of money. It's a trampoline. It's a lot of money. And a a trampoline. It's a lot of money. And a basketball and a hoop you have to buy. And a gym. I have to buy a gym for this.

I bought Wells Fargo for this. Which was very nice of you, I thought. I appreciate it. I thought that was very benevolent of you. I still think Brandon could do it no practice because I think actually no practice might help him because I think he's going to overcompensate and try and jump over the hoop, basically. That would be great.

That's what we want to see. I don't want to get hurt. I haven't had one practice to not get hurt. We want you to get hurt. You're still going to do it on the first one, so you could still get hurt on the first one. I know, but I— That's why it has to be— You could do a practice, but it has to be—

Can the practice be live? Yes, in center court. That's my point. You can go half speed. You guys changed it at some point. The question was, can you do it? You guys are acting like I can't get a practice. That's crazy.

I've been in this content business a long time. No one wants to see us succeed at things. That doesn't sell. Also, I think all of us should do it. That's what I think. Done. I'll do it. No's what I think. Done. I'll do it. No practice.

No problem. Perfect. Big Cat and Brandon are going to do it. Broan? I'm not the one jumping out the window saying I could do it. If I went to Sky Zone... You can't do it. That's the problem.

You should do it. If I went to Sky Zone for a fucking week and I practiced every day, I'm sure I'd be able to do it. But I'm not trying to do that. Oh? No, I don't want to do it. But I'm not trying to do that. Oh? No, I don't want to do it. I'm satisfied embarrassing myself at Yak basketball. I'm not trying to compound my embarrassment.

I don't need people to see how uncoordinated I am. Yeah, I think it would weird people out if I did it successfully. It would be bad for me. Yeah. It would weird people out. It's like Nick knowing football scores. It hurt your brand how sharp you were at football. Yeah, I had to give it up.

Yeah, you had to give up football pretty much permanently. Do you know there's a barstool fitness challenge this month? No. Yeah, with a Peloton or something? No. Someone who's got a username, dcat, that is putting up numbers. Wait, it's like happening now? With us?

No, I think it's happening. At the office? Yeah. Yeah, we got some email about it. Oh, well. They always do this during football season. You could win a Peloton or some shit. That'd be cool.

Yeah. So we're going to give the most fit person here a piece of exercise equipment. The person that wants it the most. That makes sense. Have I ever told the Peloton story on here? I could see you having a Peloton for sure, Big Ted. Find the scenes you have. I'll just say it here. I had a Peloton for sure, Big Ted. Find the scenes you have. I'll just say it here.

I had a Peloton bike. They were a sponsor. And I'll be honest, I didn't really use it because I don't really exercise. So I gave it to my father-in-law, and he started using it. And then six months later, we were at an advertising meeting, and the Peloton reps came up to me, and they're like, we've never had a podcast host use their peloton more than you and i realized my father in law did not sign out of my username that's hilarious he'd just been putting up miles yeah

i was like what it was like i fucking love it biking were they pissed that like you looked the same yeah well you can say he was doing like a hundred miles a day or something. Like crazy shit. Oh my God. What's so good about it? It is nice. What's so good about it?

What's the difference between that and just a regular exercise bike? Because there's challenges. You can track it. It is very cool. There's a hottie on the fucking bike.

Okay. You can do it. Yeah. I just have a regular one and it's just so boring that I never use it. If I had some incentives, visuals. Of course, music.

It kind of looks like a Peloton. People think it is. Yeah, it's a good piece to have in the apartment. Yes, yes. It is cool to just have one of those in the corner of the living room. I have a Peloton. Broden has a Peloton story, too. Is she still there?

Actually, they were painting their apartment today. Oh, so they live there? No, they're out. Oh. Garbage's mom was a Peloton instructor. Who I literally used to take classes with. So Garbage just moved. Yeah.

Garbage is gone. Isn't that weird? I would take a Peloton class and have a hottie yelling at me, and it was the person who lived next to Rome. What's the name? Oh. We're not doxing. We're not doxing. have like a hottie yelling at me and it was the person who lived next to Rome. What's the name? We're not doxing. We're not doxing.

You're going to jerk off, aren't you? He wanted to jerk off. And that will bring all the bad, like the fact that I named their cat garbage. Right. All of that crashing down on me. Didn't she give you a noise complaint? You were there for that was it you

yeah yeah did you do the noise you were there it was my noise on me you've gotten me a noise complaint once too

really yeah what's he doing that's so noisy yeah what was your noise at work he was doing the under the arm

yeah quit it Kyle noise complaints are the lamest thing ever. We're bricking and pop a shot too badly. Yeah, it was. Literally, like, calling the police being like, there's noise. It wasn't even the police.

They were just, like, bitching. And it wasn't that late and it wasn't that loud. And they were just bitching. And Garbage's dad had bragged before being like, oh, these walls are three feet thick. You can't hear a thing. And then was fucking calling at, like, 1.30 being like, can you hear walls are three feet thick. You can't hear a thing. And then was fucking on at like 130 being like, can you? We wouldn't even know speaker. I would just put my phone in like a glass bowl to amplify the sound,

but it wasn't that loud. You should do a cat complaint back to them. Oh, I mean, that's just not the type of person I am. It's true. You're not a snitch. Oh, just don't complain. When it's Caleb. I used to get noise complaints at my apartment when we first moved in for walking too loud.

Yeah. People below us would slip notes under our door. Yeah, it's please stop walking. Please get a carpet. Yeah. Nuh-uh. What? No.

That's so weird. Yeah, it's very odd. You got a Fitbit on? I've had a Fitbit on for the last year. Oh, where's your steps at, bro? Probably 1,700. Pretty good. That's not a lot.

That's not enough. Pretty good. That is... Any day I get over 5,000, it's an accomplishment. Yes, that's kind of like...

Wait, your downstairs neighbors are annoyed at 1,000 steps? Yeah. You're barely walking. No, they moved out like a week after we moved in, so it ended

up not being a big deal. They complained for one week, and then we're like... They complained like multiple times. Bitches. Yeah, it was girls, obviously. Duh. Yeah. Dude, I think I'm on to something ominous.

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I'm a little nervous. This sounds ominous as hell. So yesterday, Barstool Sports Twitter posts a video of this like influencer girl doing like the day in the life of everything I drank and it's all these. Oh yeah yeah I've seen that. Yeah

it's all these um. What's that? Nutritious. She was getting shit on. Wheatgrass. So I went to her page on TikTok and all of her videos are like the day in the life of a stay-at-home girlfriend or everything I did for my boyfriend today. And it was very weird.

She looked very out of it, kind of like sedated. Really? Not happy. There was one where in the middle of the video, just a clip of her like crying at the dishwasher, and then she was like, oh, I must have accidentally added this. Oh my god. I think she's being held captive. Oh my god.

What the fuck? We gotta free this bitch. Let's free this bitch. What the hell? That's fucking, that's actually crazy. It's weird. Yeah. She could have edited that out. And then she lives in Puerto Rico.

Oh. Puerto Rico. American, I think. There's something going on there. Jake Paul's down in Rico. Not accusing her of anything. No, Logan Paul. Him. Or her.

She's a stay-at-home girlfriend. Kendall K. Interesting. Maybe we need to post something in the comments, like, wear red if you're in distress yeah yeah yeah wear red

if you need us to get you some people in the comments were like are you okay can we see the clip yeah which one Kyle got a lot of followers everything I did for my boyfriend today go down a little bit.

October 12th. Right there. Yeah, right there. It's somewhere like, where does the end? Wait, her pants aren't touching her. I make him a coffee. He loves these lattes with some cinnamon on top. And then I take it down to his office for him. And then he handed me his water bottle to fill up.

And I realized I had to change the water filter which he needed some help with. Then I continued to fill up his water with ice cubes. He loves ice. I tidied up our room and made the bed.

Not really. Unloaded the dishwasher and then reloaded it. Made Luke some chicken salad on toast. I made him another latte because he always likes to have a second one in the afternoon. This guy's living a life.

I know. I sorted all of our laundry into piles and started putting it into the washer when it came around dinner time I started to get cooking I make dinner every night tonight I made lamb meatballs which is one of Luke's favorites meals they turn out so yummy and then after dinner I clean up all the dishes in the dishwasher. She's crying. I think I forgot to cut this part out. Oops.

What? Cry for help. What the fuck? Cry for help? I mean, that was bizarre. You're right. That was ominous. Breaking down.

It looked like she was breaking down. Laughing or crying? She was definitely crying. Crying. She was hilariously crying. Oh, she was. Hysterically crying. That's what it is.

Hilariously crying. That was hysterical. Sounds like Luke just told her a killer joke. Oh boy. Luke's got the life. Wait a minute, is there more? Can we dive? I watched a few. They're all the same. Dude, but she put it so deep in the video and has made so many

similar videos that it's so buried that he could have watched the beginning and been like, alright, same old, same old. No prize for help. Snuck it in there. Show that last part just again, TJ. I don't think we can skip through. None of our videos include another person.

Oh no. You could see Luke for a second. Wait, in the reflection? No, he was mad to change the water filter for her. She might be smiling. I think I forgot to cut this part out. No, that was a smile. I was crying.

So I'm worried about her. Oh my god. You gotta go to Puerto Rico. Why didn't she pull it out of there? She wanted us to see it? The videos are so edited. She's doing the voiceover. I forgot.

As she's saying, I forgot to take it out. I don't know how that got in there. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, no. I'm worried sick about this. Stay at home, girlfriend. This is Puerto Rico?

This is our don't fuck with cats moment. Also, Luke's kind of the fucking man, though. That's going to come back to haunt you. Yeah, don't say that, Brandon. That was Brandon's takeaway. Yeah. This Luke guy is fucking cool. And you think he can dunk, dude?

You think Brandon can dunk? Not with that hate in his heart. I bet Luke could dunk. Not with that misogyny in his heart. And Luke's dunking all the time. And he's got his whole arm in the rim. That was an old looking man. No, he looked like Chad. He looked young. Like a young bull. Isn't Puerto Rico like a

fort is built around it? So it's all kind of, everybody's kind of captive in there. It's true. It's fucking creepy, dude. What can we do? I mean, have you thought any deeper about what we can do to get to the bottom of this?

Because that was ominous. It's where you can't do anything about it, because that could ruin their lives if it's not something. Just got to... Probably a little late now. Cat's out the bag. We're live.

Right. Yeah. I do want to go deeper. Like, first video, what is it? There might be some more clues. Yeah. She is good at making drinks. You think that he just hired her as a barista and made her a personal barista?

Her whole TikTok's about making drinks. That chicken salad was eggs. Yeah, it was eggs. Straight eggs. She's not even thinking straight. Yeah, it was eggs. Straight eggs. She's not even thinking straight then. She's getting her... Are eggs a symbol for... That should have been the first red flag.

Help me. She's walking on eggshells, but just two chicken. Oh. Holy fuck. She definitely meant that. That's definitely what she meant. Cinnamon at the start. I think it's pretty obvious.

Luke makes her do the cinnamon challenge every night. Dude, can we... He's a sinner man. Oh. Cinnamon. Cinnamon. He's a sinner man. Run for the game. I think it's pretty obvious. Luke makes her do the cinnamon challenge every night. He's a sinner man. Oh! Cinnamon. He's a sinner man. Shit is ominous as hell. Also, she said,

I made the bed and she did not make that bed. Oh, no. She was in the mix. It had been stuck on the wrong part. I know. It was barely made.

She was my stay-at-home girlfriend. She took kind of long with the ice and the water. Way too much laundry buildup. Yeah. She forgot to change the filter. Damn, Kyle. Let's go deeper. Let's go deeper.

I want to go deeper. I want to go way deeper. Chill. Oh, Luke and Kendall. They have a joint account. How many followers? 31,000. Okay.

Not bad, but not great. Let's click on this. Is this? Okay. Look at his transverse abdominus. Holy shit. Luke's got a million? Oh.

What? Luke's got a mil? Who's Luke? That him with Tekashi? What does he do for a living? Luke is kind of cool. I'm with Brandon now. I mean, if he's got a million followers.

He's cool. You got a million off PR? Are those dicks that are dollar signs? No, those are keys. I need to know what he does. Those keys look like dicks. Real estate, apps. Sounds like the worst type of person.

Yeah, he sounds terrible. Investment, real estate, PR. That's where you'd go. I bet he's 10X. Oh, for sure. I bet he's on 10X hell. CEO of High Key Enterprises, LLC.

Yeah. Low key. He definitely made a brick off crypto, though. And he's definitely in Puerto Rico to evade taxes. Yeah. Which is dope.

That is dope. Bears just got Chase Claypool. Whoa. Yeah. The Steelers never make trades around this time of year. The Steelers are back. Bears have been selling, selling, and now they're by all of a sudden. Oh, because they know that they have a franchise quarterback.

Yeah, you have to, yeah. Building around him. That's what the Dolphins did. What did they get back? Bag of balls. Congrats to Chief. That's huge for him. Yeah. Notre Dame got him. Wow. We have Cole Komet. True. back bag of balls congrats to chief this huge for him yeah notre dame guys wow we have cole come at true you got to think of chief in this moment yes that's what that's very interesting

i like that because it looked like they were unloading but justin fields is just a guy now he is the guy huh he is the guy. Alan Hurts vibes. Yeah. That's what the Eagles did. It's nice having the guy. Steven doesn't have a guy. Look at Tua this year. I'm a huge Justin Fields believer.

I always have been. Steven's guy was out filling up on sugar last night. Oh. Yep. Three and five, and he's out celebrating Halloween. Halloween? Halloween? Halloween is actually one of my built-in

exception days. Grim Reaper too. I mean, do you not really feel foolish though that you're still doing this stupid diet knowing that the Bucs suck? It's not great.

But I could have stopped. No one's keeping track of it. Adversity. Again, the team might not even go to the playoffs. You just plow through it. Insert Grim Reaper joke here. That means he doesn't have one.

Everybody has a Grim Reaper joke. I don't have one on board, on deck. Live look at my career. That's easy. Yeah. That would have been easy. That's also his oldest kid, or I guess that's the kid, has a sick costume. Is he Daft Punk?

I don't know, but it's got lights on it. That is a cool costume. What's that kid? I don't know. Is he Minecraft? I don't know. Is that a little tiny lightsaber? Maybe Roblox?

Yeah, if you're Tom Brady's kid, you've got to have a better lightsaber than that. So Tom Brady just wanted to cover his face so he didn't have to answer questions in the neighborhood. That's the first time he's seen the kids in months, probably. He still can't see them. They haven't seen him. Behind that fucking mask type of shit. Type of shit. It wouldn't even have been him.

It could have been Che for all we know. Yeah, that's probably not him. Che, are you fucking Giselle? No. On the record, I'm not. Me thinks he does protest too much. Yeah. That's a telltale sign. That's exactly what you would say if you were a fucker.

On the record, you're not. What would you say off the record? Also not. Out that we're still on the record, we won't know. Off the record, would you fuck Giselle? I actually am not a big attracted to Giselle person. Just from the fact that Tom Brady kind of... He's not a big attracted to Giselle person. Just from the fact that Tom Brady is not a big attracted to Giselle

person. Yeah, that's my buddy. He's a big attracted to the Giselle person. There's two types of people on this. So describe your personality. Well, I like sports and I'm one of those attracted to Giselle guys. Yeah, a big one.

What aren't you... If Giselle... I don't even know. I don't even know where to... He doesn't like Brazilian supermodels. You were single and Giselle came in and just said, oh, Stephen Che, fuck me. It's not my type, I guess.

We have a painting. Again, Brazilian supermodel, not your type. Who is then? Her, yeah. Who is your type? I'm more the stacked variety all right let's think of another person's wife we could use all right even i didn't know you got down like that. Yeah. As a Brassers guy, you can relate.

Brassers has all types of porn. Yeah, Brassers just has all kinds of titties. They literally have a search menu. What's the point of having Brassers? Is it that good? No, I mean, I don't even have it. What's so funny about that? Yeah, I know. What's so funny? Steven, do you have a subscription to Brassers no i had a have you no i had um there were two months in college where we had a bang bros password from someone else oh that was the best whenever you get that pass

but the worst also because they only allowed a certain number of logins at a certain time and then when you're you and the buddies end of the night it was you guys just all huddled around one computer no you go back to your rooms and then people get kicked out it can lead to some high tensions was it you that said you shared a password with somebody yeah me Nico my boy stinky Tony but then like I click on a video I want it's already like 13 minutes in

so I said it immediately just becomes a competition you just gotta outlast yeah never did I said it immediately just becomes a competition. You just got to outlast. Yeah. Never did. Oh, you busted then. It wasn't even a hot part. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's one of my biggest flaws. What? Yeah. Busted the wrong time. I don't know what one of your biggest flaws is. Yeah, at the wrong time. Premature Jack Yeltsin at the wrong time. During the conversation? The wrong scene.

It's kind of dope that you guys were as friends clicking on the same porn. Yeah, I think it's awesome. We have the same interests. Nico watches a ton of porn, so it's... Found to happen. Cast a wide net. Good for him.

Every genre. Really? Just net. Yeah. Good for him. Every genre. Really? Just about. Can we live join TJ Jerry's Steeler Space he's doing right now? Do you have that capability? Join us and talk.

Or just listen. I just want to pop in for a second just to hear. Listen, I always liked Claypool. A lot of hate for him. I think the guy's got a lot of talent. Wish him nothing but the best in Chicago. You know, a second rounder is pretty good, I'd say.

Hasn't really had much production. I just wanted to catch the vibe real quick. Seems somber. Why don't you call in? I should call in. You need my Twitter? What Twitter do you need? You better freaking let you on.

I'll mute until I can get in. He might run into an issue with his Jerry Fragrance brand. Why? Because there's a fragrance influencer named Jeremy Fragrance. Oh, Jeremy Fragrance rocks. Oh, no. But he's Gerard. Well, he calls himself Jerry Fragrance.

I mean, I don't think you should worry about it that much. There's no one doing it like the Don Jerry. You see his Tom Ford Ode Wood yesterday that he did? I didn't see. Was he wearing a bonus candle?

He was wearing an interesting cap on his head wasn't he? What was this? Well he's probably just really leaning into the fragrance character. He wants to look like

a fragrance. Yeah. He was like I don't like the look of that fragrance. It's funny because it's more of an olfactory thing than anything.

Like a looking thing. Just asked Phillies to play tonight. I know. You excited? Come to the stream. I don't think I will. Why? I don't really enjoy watching baseball that much.

Nobody does. What's that, Steven? Time for another unboxing. Oh. Oh, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on. Hey, Jerry. Hey, Jerry. Yeah.

You guys got fleeced. I would beg to differ saying fleeced. No, I just said it. I'm the first one to say it. Why do you say that, Dan? It doesn't matter why I said it. I just said it. I i know but let's get some glad i mean you're an nfl guy you're an nfl expert i'd say you've been watching the nfl for a

very long time your your podcast is revolving around sports so let's hear why we got fleeced because you got fleeced bro oh man oh okay dan so okay dan yeah we got fleeced all right whatever i i wish oh you agree oh you agree i didn't agree you just said okay we got fleeced all right dan it's it's really not this type of space for you to just interrupt like this what are you talking about it's really not and like there's times where like i let you into the space and it's cool people get a lot of laughs but like you know it just you know it's not going to be one of those times where, like, I let you into the space, and it's cool. People get a lot of laughs. But, like, you know, it's not going to be one of those times where you just come in and make fun of me every time. I'm not making fun of you. But I want you to explain.

You got 3,000 people in here. Why did we get fleeced? Let's hear the reasoning. Chase Claypool is probably the best receiver in the NFL. He just needs a quarterback. Now he's got one. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Oh, nice. Nice. Nice. receiver uh in the nfl he just needs a quarterback now he's got one oh really oh okay oh nice nice nice well dad listen i mean i wish him nothing but the best with the bears i said hopefully the

bears could tap into his talent you know the guy does have talent i wouldn't say he's the best receiver in the nfl um but we're having the discussion Sure He's in the conversation Just based on what we just said I don't think It's a debate Dan he's not the best receiver in NFL Well we're having the conversation So at least he must be up there Like I mentioned I said top 25

Okay Alright I'm on the yak right now you want to come in to the yak I don't know Dan You know I'm on the Yak right now. You want to come in to the Yak? I don't know, Dan. You know, I'm not down really to get, you know, made fun of. I'm not making fun of you! Well, it seems like you are, man. No, I'm not.

Why can't you just, like, agree and say, you know what, it was a good trade for both teams. It was a good trade for both teams. Hold on, Steven's texting me. It was a good trade for both teams. Hold on. Steven's texting me. It was a good trade for both teams. Chase Claypool has a 9.8 out of 10 RAS score, relative athletic score. Oh, fuck. Okay.

All right, Dan. I got to get back to work. Okay. All right. Bye. Jerry, not in the mood. Not in the mood today. I actually think it's a very good trade for both teams.

What, they gave up a second? Second, yeah. Which we had just gotten for Roquan. Oh, it's a good trade for both teams. What do we got? Someone sent me a fucking sick-ass globe game. Leapfrog globe.

I don't think it's for kids, though. No, it's the new Leapfrog Adult line. Ebony came up to me and she was like, Sass, you and KB got a package. And I was like, oh, okay. And I went over and it just says KB on it like a hundred times. Not one place to say my name.

Thank you so much. I'm excited to play that. Holy fuck. Time for another A box Oh look Sparkle paper Great What does it say

Hey guys I hope you enjoy Your new painting Wow Good card Good card Chilling with Chells Is the best

Yep Was she a quarantine find Yeah Yeah Yeah She was When I was doing Raids

Were you raiding? Yeah, yeah. You were really good at quarantine, Dan. Thank you. She has an Etsy shop. I'll tell you what I think it is. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my. It's so good. You even got the stain on the pillow. It looks pretty. Nosebleed stain. Nosebleed. That's actually fucking awesome.

Yep. It's beautiful. It's so haunting. That's actually fucking awesome. Yep. It's beautiful. It's so haunting. It's so fucking good. It is. It's calming. Yeah. They captured his like sexy,

the face he was trying to do. That is so funny. Morning eyes. Those eyes are looking into your soul. Very Mona Lisa frown. Morning already. Mona Lisa frown. I wish we could just stay in bed all day.

It is like you're in bed by the end. And it's like a little bit of modesty that hints at an insecurity deep down, which makes him more endearing. He's like, I'm not bearing it all. I'm leaving a little bit to your imagination. That's more of like a motherfucking meds. Motherfucking med mets, man. Or no shit.

It just says, just imagine it in a art studio and then it just has the thing next to it that just says food poisoning. Look at this man. That's so awesome. So are we putting that up or are we selling that?

I think we could sell it. No, don't sell that. Don't even remember leaving Rutt's Hut. Listen, I want to put it up. I think we could sell it. No, don't sell that. Don't even remember leaving Rutt's Hut. Listen, I want to put it up, but no, Kyle couldn't punch through this. No, he can't. No. It looks like it's unpunchable.

It's not. You can't. There's no way you could punch through this. I'll buy it. I would take it. How much would you buy it for, Sass? $10. You're an asshole.

Nope. That's so fucked up to say you'd spend $10 on that. I know how much money. Well, if there's any higher bids, I mean, I'm starting at the lowest. $20. I would probably max out at $100. I'd do $150. Can't match you, brother.

You wouldn't buy that. I just said $100. Look, she even did the edges of it. I know. It's so good. It's perfect. That's so sick. Oh, she even did the edges of it. I know. It's so good. It's perfect. That's so sick. Oh, fuck.

I'm jealous. Jealous of Frank. You should start selling prints of those. I know. Put them on shirts. I don't want it to be like a square on a shirt. I want it to be the entire shirt. Yeah.

Yeah. The shirt is a blanket, actually. Oh, yeah. That wraps around you. I can't get over how awesome that is. Oh, morning already. I mean, that's the name of it. Morning already.

Who's making the coffee? Not it. Oh, man. This thing is beautiful. What's stopping us from staying in bed all day? Rainy day. I want to walk around in that. Day in the life of a stay-at-home girlfriend for Frank the Tank.

First in the morning, I go to Rutsack. That's so sick. The blood is so perfectly painted on there. What was the cause of the blood? He got a bloody nose. Someone was like, Frank, was that a bloody nose? And he just responded, yep. You guys and their pillows are horrendous.

I don't know if that's universal. I think if most guys went right now and had to take their pillowcases off and show it was underneath. Your sample size of fellas, though, looks like the cast of Big Fish. Holy fuck. Oops. We should do pillowcase reveals, but I just don't trust all of you guys to... Trust the pillowcase or the actual pillow under the case?

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying a lot of guys don't even use the pillowcase protector, and I've just seen some horrible... You're right, I guess. What's a pillowcase protector? I had to put... Pillowcase. You don't use the pillowcase protector? I've just seen some horrible, you're right. What's a pillowcase protector? I had to put... Pillowcase. You don't use a pillowcase

protector? You buy the pillow, then you buy a protector. What's the case for? And then you put the case. Stuff still goes through the case. As you can see, it's right at the tank, so then you can wash the protector so that your pillow's not getting absorbed with all this gross shit. I need to get to... All your sweat and all your blood and whatever, you can wash the protector

and put the case over it. See you guys. I'm not really usually just free bleeding in bed. Yeah. See, I am, but I hate it. Do a lot of people just have blood all over their sheets? Yeah, I do. I do, but I hate when people try to make sleep work.

It's not work. It's just then your pillow starts to feel like a head. I'm not doing work on my sleep. I's not work. It's just then your pillow starts to feel like a head. I'm not doing work on my sleep. I'm doing labor. Do you eat in bed? Oft. Muscle maker grill? I actually don't.

I think that's kind of gross. Yeah. I have to eat in bed. There's really nowhere else for me to eat. You have no countertop space in your house. There's no ledges in your house. There's nowhere to... It's either eat there or eat with the mice in the living room.

The only flat place is your belly when you're lying down. No, genuinely. Yeah, that's gross. At least you got a flat belly, bro. Not quite. Almost, though. Now the food's coming out on all angles. It's all tilted.

You need a tray or some shit. I know got what i need to do is i gotta move i want to move i had an apartment like that here and i used to put a whiteboard on my bed to eat meals like there wasn't an area to eat so i was my second apartment here and i would just sit that room also had no windows oh no i would sit in there and i would put my whiteboard down and I'd eat all my meals on it just watching TV on my laptop. Oh, no. That was down bad. Yeah, that sucks. Are you going to have Owen

still be your roommate? I don't know. I kind of want to live by myself. Ooh. Yeah. So it got bad. It got awkward, huh? No, not at all.

I've just wanted to for a while. My neighbor just moved out. Oh, hell yeah. Should I move in? How much is it? $50,000 a month? Yeah. It's not bad.

I could swing that. Especially with the way you're skimping on your paintings. I feel like you've saved enough money that you can... That painting is awesome. Yeah. I would hang that in my apartment so fast. Imagine... Yeah, that is funny.

I want to hang it on the other side of my room so I wake up and I just wake up to Frank every morning. I do think Prince of that would sell. Like, I really do. I'd frame that. It's a masterpiece. Whatever happened to that little apartment, big head, little feet, big teeth kid?

What? He was on TikTok. Oh, yeah. What's his name? Was he on the show? He was on the show on the show named axel weber weber oh the guy we brought in what's up the street if he's still even fucking what that's like his new character he's a fuck guy well he's just like has a girlfriend that dates in the same apartment then they insinuate that he's fucking. I think that last time I checked, he was about to come up on his rent for that apartment. He didn't know if he was going to...

How's Owen doing? Good, I think. He was away all weekend. He just got home last night. Late. Isn't he going away again here soon? I don't know. I haven't really talked to him since last week.

I don't talk anymore since he left. No, he was not here. So there. So there. Sorry, I'm distracted now that the Bears made a trade. Why are you leaving? Twice now. Why are you leaving? Come on, come back to bed.

Every time he goes out for anything. Hey, bro. Oh, I was being Frank's voice. I just keep on, I can't stop thinking of Frank come back to bed scenarios. Come back to bed, babe. I want to fuck you again. I'll let you come this time. Maybe just five more minutes.

So early. Don't make me beg. I'll cover up my bloody nose below. You really gonna make me beg? Because I will. You know daddy will beg. Has he seen it? Probably

would want it. It was given to us. Ours. I love the thought of that being right above his bed. That painting. You look down, he's doing the same thing at you. Yeah. I would love to see him having a mansion,

and then there's a big statue of him in the foyer of the mansion, like Terrell Owens' house. Images of him everywhere. God, that guy's sexy. Yeah. And he's not even trying. That's what makes it sexy. Yeah.

A little stud muffin. Where do you think you're going? Back here. Get that little ass back to bed. I wasn't done with you. You think I'm fucking done with you? What time is it? A little fuck tour.

Time for another round. Time for another round of 69. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah. For what kind of candy Kate has to eat? Yeah. Oh my god. How'd you get this to me?

I don't know. You put your hand out. Yeah, you did. My hand's not out. We gotta sell a bunch of those and give none of the money to Frank. We gotta make a bunch of money off his image and likeness and have him get another lawyer on us. Oh, she asked if we want to raffle it. I don't think we should.

She's already given it to us now. She can't. She doesn't really have it. I mean. Of course. We should and give her the profit. Fuck, yeah, we should. We should.

I mean, this hanging up, though, is... It makes me smile. You gotta get that thing framed. Yeah, fuck. We can do an office... I think maybe we'll save it for a little bit and then raffle it. Go for like a round... It's just...

It's down to give the money to Black Friday or something. I would be down to give the money to her. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah, we can raffle it. But for like around She's down to give the money To Black Friday or something I would be down to give the money To her Yeah Definitely Yeah We can raffle it We gave Stephen Chay The fucking slush

I want the Nadeau one too She was painting Nadeau That's like a legitimately Super good painting Oh she's very talented Awesome She's made a couple things for me You have the big jet ski

In your The jet ski The dude That's a pandemic throwback And then I have the Goodell ski in your uh the jet ski the dude that's a pandemic throwback and then i have the goodell one we should just have all like all of our walls should just have her paintings on them they're just empty anyway like there's so many rooms with just empty walls why not just have like pictures of people in here chel's art gallery chel's art gallery we can make a dupe of everyone auction off everyone she. She gets paid. We get one.

We get shit to put up. I do think we should have a Barstool Hall of Fame. This would be perfect in there. Yeah, it would. But who would vote on it? Who would be the committee that picks who goes into the Hall of Fame? I don't know. Fan vote?

I don't know. How does it work? Are any of you guys in the Hall of Fame of any type? No. You are? No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Your photo's up in the Troll Hall of Fame in Ohio.

That counts. Barstool Hall of Fame would be pretty good. Just like old moments. Memorabilia. That would be cool. Put it in the old office in Milton. Line down the clock. Oh, yeah, they have that office now, huh?

Yeah. All right, yeah, let's spin the wheel. Oh, Jesus. I mean, it's just not for me. Christ, Jesus. I mean, it's just not... Christ, dude. Okay. Fuck. All right.

All right. This has been hitting at an insane pace. The odds are not... All right, so someone's got acrylic nails. And they have to go longer than Clemmer did. Wait, really? That has to be longer. The odds are not. All right, so someone's got acrylic nails. They have to get longer than Clemmer did. Wait, really? He said it has to be longer. That's the rule.

We're going to eventually have nails like that guy in the Guinness Book of World Records. Yeah. What do you say, Steven? So I have a logistical question. I assume I am, but because I got stinky cloud, am I still in this? Oh, yeah. What the fuck? assume I am, but because I got Stinky Cloud, am I still in this fight? Yeah! Also, I saw a couple people tweet being like,

hey, you gotta be careful with this Stinky Cloud. You could legitimately kill him. Don't care. As long as it's not like stuff on fire. No, but they were saying because we're gonna put you in an airtight room, it's basically like we're just putting a big plastic bag over you. It's not going to be airtight.

It's not going to be airtight at all. We'll have a snorkel hole. Snorkel hole. Yeah, that's fine. Steve will just have to reach up to get air. I mean, if I'm ever in actual trouble, I'll signal in actual trouble. And we will also, Steve's a grown man. He's not just going to let himself

die in a tent. It'd be cool if he did. He's not just going to be slowly die in a tent. In a stinky cloud. It'd be cool if he did. He's not just going to be slowly losing oxygen. He's like, I'll tough it out. Someone should actually come with terrible breath that day just in case he does need CPR so we can keep the stink going. Someone eat some tuna salad right before. I have an oximeter at home, so if I ever drop below 95, I'll let it be known. What will you do?

I'll just let it be known that I'm in potential danger zone. I think 85 is what? If you're below 90, you're in a lot of trouble. I think we should have an axe on the outside, like one of David Blaine's tricks or something like that, where we can just burst in and potentially hit you with the axe. What are some things you don't like?

What are some things you alone are having aversion to? Like giant whales. Perfect. So we could get like some giant whales in here. That is a common one. That is what I was thinking. What else?

What else? I like that. Just like in that scene. Giant whale aversion. Yeah. That's a realistic fear. Calling them giant whales scene. Giant whale. Giant whale. Yeah. That's a realistic fear. Calling them giant whales is funny. Yeah, giant whale. Are there any whales that we wouldn't be afraid of?

So regular big whales. Small ones. Like if it's like a smaller beluga, not really. But like, yeah, like the sperm whales. Anything humped back and above? Yeah. Blue whales are insane. Like just just to picture

how big they are. Let me see a blue whale. The video keeps on, over the last week, it keeps on going viral of one surfacing, but there's nothing around it that you can contextualize. How many blue whales do you have? They're the size of, well, isn't it like three school buses?

Something like that? They have a big band-aid on his fin because they vaccinated him. Keep your agenda out of my museum. I'm going to throw out a wrinkle for Crooked Nails, see if you guys agree. I think the person only has to do one day. Next Friday. Basketball?

That's pretty good not opposed to that in any way I think that works that would be just so fucking funny for the person to have acrylic nails having it happen much funnier yes it works so it would be

acrylic nails for one day but it has to be the entirety of Friday it's really sucking for me it hurts so bad to play, like to shoot a basketball with that, to even have a catch. It hurts so bad. As it rolls off your finger,

it pulls the nail back. Oh, so this may be a bad idea? I'd rather just do the week. Great idea. I think you could pick. You could call. Your call. They should have it on Thursday too

because I don't know what we're doing for the YAC next Friday. Okay. Yeah, all right, fine, fine. Brandon, what if you get in and you got to dunk with the acrylic nails? I'm not going to get in. All right, let's spin the wheel.

All right, Brandon's not going to get in. He's going to be Rone again. It is going to be Rone again, isn't it? I think so. Probably. Fuck. Oh, no. TJ. TJ. Oh, no. TJ.

TJ. Oh, wait. Why is Clemmer not on this wheel? Scoochie, Scoochie, Scoochie. Nick, congratulations. Shut up, Roan. You just fucked yourself. You don't know it yet.

You just said I was going to win. How could I even more fuck myself than I already am? I think we got a route for Kate, right, to get it in this? Roan Fletcher Coxmore's ticket. Ah-ha. Wow. Fuck that up. Thank you, Cass.

Yeah. Tell him he can get some. I'm nervous. I mean, Big Cat, you have to do the announcing. I know, I know. And the national anthem. Oh, we did just say that we could do it for the week or the game. Nick did say that.

Nick did say it. Phew. That would have been so bad for the game. Zah's bugging. Having to, like, flip through pages and shit. Zah's bugging. I'd like to see KB or Nick. I need Zah to have it for an Arsenal stream.

Troops would be pausing you left and right. Pause. Pause. Yes. Oh, my God. I really didn't want that. I'm just rooting for Zah to get off this wheel. No.

No. Brandon, you said you weren't going to get it. Brandon, you said you weren't going to get it. Brandon, you said you weren't going to get it. I'm so goddamn stupid. All right. Best of seven? Yeah. First of four doesn't have to get him.

Zah, you look so sassy. Okay. Zah, you are going to be the sassiest. This is the one thing I'm not looking forward to the nails. Won't be you. Wheel has been very just recently. Oh, it should be. Brandon saying it will not be me right before.

We always say that. No one else did. And it's up one. Nothing. If this does If Brandon is selected He's not doing this for the dunk right We'll figure it out

I'll probably do it for the weekend style of the game Really 1-1 1-1 Alright Zaha How you feeling Zaha. How you feeling, Zaha? All right. Anybody's game.

Anybody's game. Lost momentum. Two-one. Dude, this is rigged. Two-one, Zaha. Two-two. Two-two, Brandon. Making a comeback. Making a comeback.

Making a comeback. Throw me a Butterfingers while you're up. Last time. Throw anything. Throw me another one. Three-two. Three-two. One more Butterfingers, Brandon. Oh.

Oh, no. Zah. You're like Zah. Zah. Talk to us, Zah Zah Talk to us Zah Zah might quit Nah That's tough He's down so bad Oh my god

What color? So it's what? He's down so bad. He doesn't have work. Oh, my God. What color? So it's what? So it's either the week or the day of the basketball. Yeah. You got to do the day. I don't know. That's a huge disadvantage in basketball.

It's just a work week. So not the weekend. Fuck. I'll let you guys decide. No, no, no. How bad would it hurt to shoot a ball? I just don you guys decide. How bad would it hurt if I had to shoot a ball? I just don't want to...

Do they hurt? Does it hurt if the ball... If I fuck up catching the ball, that would hurt bad, right? I think this is a no-brainer, in my opinion. No, the game. Because seven days, think of all the shit you'll be doing.

Five days. That's a lot of things you'll be doing five days. That's a lot of things you'll be doing. Cause you can avoid shitting and the basketball will be at least avoid eating in public. If it hurts, if it hurts, I mean, whatever,

that's the price you pay today. All right. So next Friday, Zodiac basketball. Oh my God. I could make you Scarier to play against Tougher defender Sharp nails

Hello Yes What's that? Silver lining That's Allie Makovsky She's a comedian Cool Female comedian

Is she funny? Very yeah Funny and successful Tell me one of her jokes I don't have any of them In my head She goes dumb On knock knock jokes

For real She will fuck you up Onknock jokes. Real. She will fuck you up on knock-knock jokes. Real? The one with the orange knock-knock. I mean, do you want to bring her in? We can't do comedians on the show. I don't know. I'm really bad at it. I think she's doing Out and About. She's a female comedian. Out and About is getting a little greedy with all the guests.

I know, they're doing a lot of guests. Sassy bastards. Yeah. I can't believe that many people are gay. Michael Irvin. I know. You had to be gay to go on that show, right? Yeah, it's true. It's contractually obligated.

Or at least to do something gay. I always had a feeling Michael Irvin might have been gay. But he wasn't ever positive. Yeah, the way he was never fucking those Cowboys cheerleaders. Yeah. Something's up here. His lack of fucking always confused me. Yeah, something way he was never fucking those Cowboys cheerleaders. Yeah. Something's up here. His lack of fucking always confused me. Yeah, something was amiss.

Brandon, how come these Tennessee fans are destroying you? It's just I'm able to get into parts of fan bases that... Their craws? It's confusing to me. Like there's no bigger passion or sensitivity than somebody's college football choice. And it's weird because I have said nothing bad about them. I was thinking about it this morning. I think that the thing that's as passionate as college football fans is like British soccer fans. Soccer, yeah.

So then you and Troops almost play similar roles where you're like really rah-rah, and both of you guys are wrestling guys. So it's almost like you have this inherent understanding of what a heel is or how to play that role. I enjoy being the bad guy, but in this case, I literally never say anything wrong, and then one Tennessee fan got crossed with me,

and every single one of them lined up. Coming at you. Hornets behind him. They got cross? They got cross with me. Charles Cross, Mississippi State? You think Georgia wins? Yeah, probably, but it'll be close.

So if Tennessee wins this game, you're going to be? I might predict Tennessee to win the game by Saturday. I've said nothing bad about Tennessee. I might. I don't know. I haven't decided who's going to win the game. You said they suck. Never said that.

Oh, you did? Not once. Did you say they're the worst fan base in the country? They are the most obnoxious fan base in the country, but they view that as a crime. I feel like you've said that for a lot of schools. I do. Did you say for Arkansas once? Arkansas is the dumbest fan base in the country.

Oh, okay. So you got negative superlatives for each one of them. Florida. I don't have one for them. Oklahoma's the most sensitive fan base. Who's most delusional? Auburn. Okay.

Kentucky. What about the smartest? The most... There are none. Classiest. There's got to be. Classiest, yeah. There are none.

Most reasonable. Most down to hang. Most reasonable is probably like your... I don't even know. I was going to say like a Big Ten school, but they get crazy too. Washington? Maryland? I don't have an online fan base that much, or not one that I would have interacted with.

What about which fan base would you want to get a beer with? Oh, probably, hmm. It's weird because they went through the thing, but Penn State. Wisco. Penn State's pretty good. Attaboy, the thing. Attaboy. No, Penn State is the answer there, brother.

Wisconsin's a good one. Wisconsin's a good one. We had to get Missouri State into the Sun Belt. Sun Belt's a good conference. Brandon, which one has the least deniable come-hither eyes in bed? Which one would really have the tractor beam on you if they maybe bled a little bit on their pillowcase? Arizona State?

I was going to say a Pac-12 school. Yeah, I was going to say USC. USC would have those. Very good choice. I'll give it a big boy. What about which fan base would you want to take home to your mother? Oh, I'd probably take Alabama home to my mother because my mother is an Alabama fan, and I hate her for it.

She is? Yeah. Your mom's an Alabama fan? I heard. I knew she didn't have that Walker Stink loser on her. She's a diehard Alabama fan. She has elephants in her house. Where was she born?

She was born in Mississippi, in the country, but she was raised partly in North Alabama. She graduated in Huntsville, Alabama, high school. Huntsville? Yeah. Grissom High. A favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! player is from there. You said your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! I have a couple favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! players.

What's the most likely fan base to become a serial killer? Whoa. Hmm. That's Iowa. Oh. I suspect them, and you saw them up close. Iowa.

Yeah. You're good at this. I am good at this. I know a lot of fan bases. These are all very accurate. Very accurate. Yeah. Well, these are all 100%.

Which fan base would you least like to meet in the tunnel? Whew. In the tunnel? I mean, well, I was going to say Michigan State because their players actually did it, but their fans are kind of... Who's got the toughest fan base? Best scrappers. I don't want to meet Ohio State fans in a tunnel. Because there's so many of them, but they're kind of soft.

Toughest? Oh, fuck. Texas A&M? Because their motherfuckers are weird. Not Oh, fuck. Texas A&M? Because their motherfuckers are weird. Not tough, though. Probably Oklahoma State. No, they're not tough. Yeah, they are.

What fan base is most likely to get canceled for tweets they had when they were in high school? Yeah. Syracuse? I don't know Vanderbilt oh yeah they run in circles that will cancel them

that's true interesting but they're still yeah who wins class clown oh oh there are no no fan bases are humorous none of them

none of them Penn State's Florida State's kind of funny I guess badge Florida State's kind of funny Florida State is funny I was going to go with Florida State's kind of funny, I guess. It's badge. Florida State's kind of funny. Florida State is funny. I was going to go with Florida State on that one.

Yeah, thank you, Sam. Me and you are like. We're very, yeah, we're very locked in. The United Eyes. Yeah. Most entertaining, even if they suck. They're like, I'm still entertained by this group. That's a good one.

Also notice you haven't said any HBCUs. LSU. It's LSU. It has to be LSU. Weird. There's my sister. That has to be LSU. I think. There's my sister. Yep. Best walker here. Shady Rays.

She's walking okay. Why does it say Shady Rays and then it says Ridge Wallet? Oh, geez. Sorry, my bad. I copied Ridge Wallet. You do the ad then, Steven. Wow. Made me, Steven. Wow. Made me look bad. All right.

It's under the headline Shady Race. You're having trouble finding it. I'm pulling up the prep sheet because I like to save trust. One of Nick's ad reads was used in the production meeting today. What? Was it a how not to or how to? Yeah, what example is this? It was just too short. It was a bad ad.

DJ, why'd you stop? They say that. Why'd you even call it out? It was a good ad. It just wasn't long enough. You just wanted more Nick. You don't advertise enough. Because if it's not long enough, they get the money back.

Really? Did they ever talk about me and Sass' ad reads? How was that? Fuck. It was like 15 seconds shorter than it needed to be. Ian Roan ran like a 15-minute game time ad the other day. 15 minutes of ads. Of a single ad.

They say game time has never been so proud. Studies actually show that retention falls off if it passes three minutes of an ad. But that's still better than 15 seconds. Studies are wrong. People can't. You ever see on TikTok, they will post. Ads should be one second. Yeah.

Promo code. I like to do ads like this. Ridge wallet is an ultra slim minimalist wallet. That didn't feel natural at all. You've got to make it more natural. It holds up to 12 cards room. 12. That's more than 10.

More than 11. Less than 13, though. But more than 11. So I can't get 13 cards in there? Plus room for cash if you squeeze it more natural. It holds up to 12 cards, Rome. 12. That's more than 10. More than 11. Less than 13, though, but more than 11. So I can't get 13 cards in there? Plus room for cash if you squeeze it, maybe. There's over 30 colors and styles, including carbon fiber and burnt titanium. That sounds awesome. It sounds like you're just reading off of a script. I want you to sell me this.

I am a money-fuck guy. Che, I want you to sell me the Ridge wallet. Yeah, I don't want the copies. I don't want some corporate... Jargon. Yeah. Mumbo-jumbo. Give me the Che ad.

I am a money-foot guy. You need some Nicky help? Yeah, show me. How much time do you have, Nick? I have about 15 seconds to give. Oh, sorry. Sorry, my Ridge Wallet is in my pocket. Oh.

There we go. And now I'm sold. Yeah, so I use it. Is that the key case? Yeah. Obviously. What color is that my pocket. Oh. There we go. And now I'm sold. So I use it. Is that the key case? Yeah. Obviously. What color is that? That's nice.

I just got the straight jet black. It's kind of matte. It's great. Wow, that's dope as hell. I pegged you for more of a burnt titanium guy. Yeah, I was looking around, and I actually have that one on the way. Oh, very nice. Yes, because it's super easy to open, transfer keys, so it can match any outfit I want. And if I was to buy that, what code would I use, Nick? Really. Oh, very nice. Yes, because it's super easy to open transfer keys so it can match

any outfit I want. If I was to buy that, what code would I use, Nick? Really good question, Sass. It's going to be code YAK for 10% off. Oh, is that your dick, Nick? Yeah, that's what sells.

It's 10% off with code YAK at Ridge.com. I already said it, dork. You didn't say Ridge.com. I feel like me and Nick had a good thing going there, and then she came in and tried to sabotage the ad. Let the pros do it.

Put that in the fucking production meeting. Where would you put a fob? Where would you throw a fob on that? Can you throw a fob at the far end? Absolutely can. Oh, perfect for a fob. Fresh off the boat. What was that noise?

Nothing. Is that inappropriate that noise? Nothing. Is that inappropriate to say? Nope. What happened now? It was the short for file. This is going to go into production. What? Also, I thought you were 100% content now.

Why are you still doing this? It's been months. No, I'm not. I am. He's our ad bitch for life. Yes. For life. People have taken your old role though Correct Are they better than you at it?

Get the new Stephen Che on the show What if they're interesting Like a Jags fan? She's been in here It's Gabby A woman could do your job bro Shit Pretty easily She's doing a great job It's Gabby. A woman could do your job, bro. Shit.

Pretty easily. Damn. Very easily. She's doing a great job of it. I met her and she's very nice. And I apologize to her for having to deal with Steven because I know that blight. A burden. A burden.

I remember I walked into a meeting once, the transition meeting, and it was like Steven Shay's boss boss and some people who were taking his job, and I just apologized to all of them. I was like, I'm sorry to all of you. But as you closed the door, you heard him yelling at them like Hitler. Yeah. He was fucking screaming. You embarrassed me in front of my best bud. That is what he was saying. Sit up.

Sit up. Salute when Mr. Cat comes in. Was that a yawn? Did you stifle a yawn? I must be boring you He's my best buddy in the whole world Oh man How many people in this office

You think holler at people? Holler holler? Like yell? Like yell at them? Not that many I haven't seen a lot of hollers A lot of passive aggressiveness There's some hollers

TGA will holler Wait, Steven Don't't seen a lot of hollers. A lot of passive aggressiveness. There's some hollers. TGA will holler. Wait, Stephen, don't name names, but how many hollers are there upstairs? That currently were here? Yeah. A handful. Whoa. I've never seen a holler in the wild here. No.

A doka to the nets? Is that true? Whoa. There's so much shit going on. That's crazy. So what did he do then? Can we find out what he did? I feel like they got to say what he did now that he's out of there.

The Nets are fine with him doing whatever with that dick. The guy knows about distractions. Last trade was John Gruden to the Bucks And that's a different sport Obviously but This isn't a trade though Isn't it He's still under contract

They traded Doc Rivers Before didn't they It says right there Gruden to the Nets Permission to speak to Doken will allow him To leave for Oh wow

Dumb of them I guess they're off the hook For his money then I would assume so Yeah Or he just Maybe he didn't do anything So bad or It's not a trade up for him Because he's going from Dumb of them. Or I guess they're off the hook for his money then. I would assume so, yeah. Yeah, okay. Or maybe he didn't do anything bad. It's not a trade-off for him because he's going from a good team to another potentially good team. How does nobody know what he did yet?

That was a weird... Apparently like fucking Matt Barnes or whatever. Who said they knew? He said it was too bad and he takes back all his stuff. If Pat Bev is her, why don't she give the connection for us? That's Chatty Cathy shit, dude. We're not on that type of time. Well, we should be.

Not that show, bro. Save that shit for unnecessary roughness. About football. That's what? What are you talking about? I've seen Jack Mack's reports. You're right. This 18-year-old's sucking and fucking a different dude.

We'll be talking about the Clemson's quarterback situation, and he'll be like, yeah, and he just broke up with his girlfriend. That's actually valuable for a coach. No, he's plugged into all of it. All right, I've got to run to an interview. You guys can keep yakking. Let's get out of here. We've got to do the rundown interview.

Everyone want some candy? Rowan, you doing the rundown one? Yeah, I'm doing the rundown. All three of us are doing the rundown. Yep. KB opened his crunch bar and thought better of it. Come on, KB. You could see the self-flagellation going on.

You could see him just sniff it and be like, I don't deserve this. I deserve it. I don't want it. All right. See everyone tomorrow. Put it back in the bowl. Stabbing. Sports World popping off.

It's the act. It's the act. It's your drug, yeah, style. It's getting through all. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee pop. It's the act. Happy birthday, Mom.

Bye.