The Yak - Steven Outsmarts Everyone to Win Thousands | The Yak 9-6-22

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa! The whole squad's here. Yep. Had a tough moment. Real tough moment. We should put Kate on the graphic.

Yep. Let's do that. Maybe real tiny, like an asterisk. Yeah, just a little tiny one. Next to Brandon's head. In the A? Yeah, put her in the A. Pop it through the A.

In between my eyes. Sideways or something like that. Kate is part of the show now. It's just that we do. It's the first time that all of us have been back in. Since Kate's been part of the show. I can't remember the last time we were all here. Barstool Idol.

That might have been it. It was the last full. And we just took a whole summer off. And now summer's over, boys. Summer's fucking over. Fucking go. Back to to school Whole squad's here Steven, Zah, Zah's got a blanket on Zoom in so it doesn't look like

There's an empty seat next to Owen though Because then it just looks like we're excluding her Yeah it does We put Kate on the graphic I think maybe in Should we go get her and put her on that seat? Maybe she's a twinkle in Brandon's eye. Yeah.

A little like, didn't really look close. Who's the mask guy in there? Why is that guy wearing a mask? Who's the mask guy? Why didn't he just start wearing a mask? He wasn't wearing a mask last week. I've never,

yeah, I've only seen his face. Because Steven had COVID. Oh, yeah. Steven, Big Coco got you. Yeah. Bad timing. My family had it, and then I got it on COVID. Oh, yeah. Steven, Big Coco got you. Yeah. Bad timing. My family had it, and then I got it on their last day. Well, that's not really a bad time.

I feel like you're super careful, but you also get it more than anybody I've ever met. You're super vaxxed. Second time. Second time getting it. Most vaccinated man in America, yeah. Is that true? It was until recently, yeah. How would you be the most vaccinated man in America?

I can't really talk about it, but I was. We're doing a show, and you're going to talk about it. It's a government secret? I mean, I don't really want that out. Did you lie to get another vax? It's out. No, I did not lie. I never lied.

You also just put it out yourself. You did. Yeah, so how are you the most vaccinated man in America? You got double boosters? I previously had double boosters. Is that... Who told... Are you sure that's better?

Yeah. Is this like wearing two condoms? Might have went overvaxxed. Jesus. Maybe. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Wait. Explain everything here.

Did you... You get extra boosters? Did you just think that more would make you more immune? Yes. I'm more concerned about him thinking he's literally the most vaccinated. I was. No, but he might be right. How do you know?

You said you were until previously. Who beat you? Well, they just allowed the fourth shot. Wait, okay, so take us through the shot. You're like the anti-Joe Rogan. This is great. You're just like, yeah, I got so many vaccinations. I've said this before, yeah. So you got

one. When? I don't know. When I was first allowed. Remember, he waited like 12 hours for it. The one-one kid. Yeah. And then you got two when? Well, I got two shots originally, and then when the boosters came out, I got one, and then you got two when well i got two shots originally and then when the boosters came out uh i got one and then there was a people here that like we brought in someone

and then that was kind of a so you went rogue like this isn't something you're supposed to do you're just like give me another shot i think the third one i think some people are doing the third one i think people are going back to the well. Now the additional booster is available for everyone, so I'll be getting that. But that's a different shot. Yeah, you're mixing shots. You've also had COVID twice, so don't you think there's some immunity there? Plus, he's been sick every time he's gotten the shot.

So that's four sicknesses with two COVID sicknesses. That's sick COVID sicknesses. I'm going to wait out the the like antibodies or whatever so in in uh around halloween i'll get did you guys know this no no i mean i knew i knew it was pretty vax i didn't know that it was that vax got himself an extra vax i got my two shots like eight months apart i was never gonna get the second one but then you needed it to get in places so i went and i thought i had to restart, and they told me, do not do that. Just get your second shot, even though it's been that long. And you were just hammering shots in.

That doesn't make sense. Maybe I have superpowers now. You're dying off. Dude, you're addicted. So many vases. You myth-busted autism. I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so either.

Yeah. You have gotten worse on that scale. That's true. I mean, I didn't think so either yeah you have gotten worse on that scale that's true I mean I didn't just get this I had this like nine months ago proved it true his autism has definitely been flaring up yeah it has like sciatica

have you been doing the studies for the data though I have the chart built out I can't believe you got a fucking rogue extra shot you're putting something into your blood. Yeah, because it doesn't do... He already got it. I'm still lost on the part where he said he can't talk about it.

You're not going to go to jail. The person was like, if you do a radio show, don't talk about this. Hey, just before I give you this vax, do you have any YouTube shows you do daily? This is our little secret. Did the guy have a trench coat with a bunch of needles in it? Did you just hold it in the back alley? I just wanted to be good for football season. And the most football thing I did this year was I got it right before football starts,

so I should be good. Perfect timing. That's the best part is you're like, yeah, I just wanted to be extra careful. You were definitely Tom Brady kissing your kids yeah what do you mean careful for football season though you're not playing you can still watch you don't know that nick you could still do everything you do with covid well no i mean we got streams and stuff like that i don't want to miss that i'm tweeting it right now steven she got a rogue extra vaccination. I would prefer that not be out there. What do you mean?

It already is. I got a million and a half followers. You always, like, every time I think I've got you, you just go one extra. 10x. Yeah. He did go 10x on vaccines. He does do the 10x. You should get 10 vaccines.

Stop pussyfooting because there's now people more vaccinated than you. That's true. There are. I heard he got every there's now people more vaccinated than you. That's true. There are. I heard you got every strain like the Thanos Infinity Gauntlet. You're going to be like one of those people that you have all the vaccines and then your immune system just sucks because it's never fought a fight on its own. The minute you see a common cold, it's going to kick your ass. I think I've been through that ringer with the kids going to daycare. They get some weird shit.

I'm just saying, man. Be careful. Are you like a heroin addict where it's like you're not even addicted to the vaccine? You're just addicted to the prick? You need to feel the needle going in you? I think I'm addicted to the feeling of feeling invincible. Yeah, that's not what happens. Well, you're not invincible.

You just had COVID. You just got it. Are you like this physical specimen in your own head? Oh, yeah. He's trying to biohack. Yeah, he is. He's biohacking. So was COVID like a fluke?

Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any symptoms. You had no symptoms. Then why the fuck did you not come into work? Because I had COVID. I tested positive. Jay, isn't there new CDCdc rules though where you wait you're still you had no symptoms you test why are you testing because my family was and i literally was getting i called big cat i i was i showered oh you tested positive because you have so much fucking vaccine in your blood no i'm negative i've been negative for a few days

he's literally just testing positive over and over. You have resting COVID. I haven't got... Your baseline's COVID. I haven't gotten a shot in like seven or eight months. You're stuck in 2020. You are. God damn.

One in a billion. One in a billion. Fuck. That's as good as the Mints No Sugar comment. Oh, can we see that picture? Oh, my God. Why does Mints and Che dominate every weekend? Because they're so weird.

Every weekend, every day. Yeah. It's like we'll never need talking points. We'll never have to put our brains through the ringer. So he said, still no sugar, fear not. And then. Look at that. You can use the Dave Portnoy show tweet.

The Dave Portnoy show, they calculated it was 200% of his daily sugar intake. It was on that table. Each of the wings. But also just like. Baked beans are like the most sugary you could possibly think of. The coleslaw. Yeah, they're good. Look at this. Barbecue sauce.

Oh my God. Even if there was no Yeah, they're good. Look at this. Barbecue sauce. Oh, my God. Even if there was no sugar, that is a fuck ton of food. Fuck ton. I don't think sugar is really the breaking point. There's no sugar in this. It might be the 10,000 grams of sodium in it. I like it, though, because Mincy does the same thing with sobriety, where he's like, I haven't had a beer in 10 years,

and I went to a Grateful Dead concert with mushrooms weed everything's like yeah sober 10 years off sugar yeah i don't eat candy bars i'm off sugar that's how we stay sharp what does he think sugar is in i think candy juice candy not even ice cream soda maybe maybe I could see him being like, ah, this Coke diesel's fine. I have a bet with Kyle that Mintz will get his hand stuck in a jar of honey by the end of the year. He'll be swinging it around. Don't act like I bet against that. I know it will happen as well.

It's just a matter of when. I was going to say we have to bring this up if you guys didn't see it right after the game and Mincy does his reaction video in the aisle when people are trying to leave the stadium and they lost in horrific fashion I would be livid throwing his arms in the

bald guy's face has he ever done a second take? no he almost hits another guy Take? No. He almost hits another guy. Air traffic control in his arms. Look at these people. These poor people. Yeah.

He also just said what happened in the game. Yeah. How is he a... Can you explain his LSU fandom? Because I thought he was your rival because he went to Ole Miss. I think that's how he got here. I don't know.

He's definitely an LSU fan. Which one does he like more? He's an Ole Miss fan, but I think at one point was when he was growing up. I think he's from Louisiana. If you asked him, he would say Ole Miss over LSU.

He would say that, but I don't think it's fact. You think he's rooting for LSU versus Ole Miss? He goes to all the LSU games. Every bet he ever puts in, the first one is always LSU. Everything he always talks about first is LSU on the shows I do with it. It's always LSU first. I think it's fine

if he said Ole Miss over LSU when they play head-to-head. Then it's fine. Maybe. I don't know. I haven't been with him. You're really taking this guy down. I haven't touched him. I've done nothing.

Damn. Film with kindness, huh, Brando? Oh, yeah. We're going to that game. Holy. You guys are going to a lot of games. That schedule is deep. A lot of games.

A lot of games. Is there nine shows? Nine times. A lot of shows. Back-to-back. Maction? Maction, yeah. I'm going to get the key to the fucking Toledo Mayor

just totally took the air out of my tires with that. What? I'm getting the key to the city for Toledo because of Doug's. What was his tweet? Can you find it? He was like, here's the key right here. I give it out often or something like that.

He gives it out often? It's like, what the fuck? I don't want this anymore. You need something better than that. This is like the Youngstown mural that everyone got. I need his anal virginity. Yeah, nobody has that yet. The key is your dick.

Yeah, I'm going to fuck the mayor in the ass. Yeah, you'd have to. You should get the lock. Yeah, the lock to the mayor. In the ass. Yeah. You'd have to. You should get the lock. Yeah, the lock to the city. The lock to the city. Close it down. He doesn't give that out. What if it was just a wife's chastity belt?

Yeah, prima nocta on Toledo. That's me. Is this your first key to a city? It would be my first. You have to think about that? Yeah, I think it's my first. I want to say last year at Aurora, the mayor gave me like a plaque, but it wasn't a key. It felt like a, look, what did he say?

This is me. This is the key to the city. This is me holding the key to the city. All we need is for you to come get it. Wait. That's not bad. Brandon, any keys? I don't have any. Oh, okay's not bad. Brandon, any keys? Oh, okay.

I retract. I don't know why. He occasionally gives it out. Oh, that's what it is. He occasionally gives it out. I'm going to retract. I don't need his anal virginity. Off the table.

You'd like it. I'll take it if offered, but I won't demand it. That's fair. That is fair, right? KB, you're talking like you got a key but I won't demand it. That's fair. That is fair, right? Zero. KB, you're talking like you got a key. You got a key? I'm thinking about it.

You do? I want to run. We had to give a key to Biz, the key to our hometown. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is that just your dad's house? Yeah, it's just the key to the spare. I'm whenever you want, dude.

Yeah, we should try to collect keys to the city. I'll be sick. You're making a challenge. Who do you think has the most historically? I bet you like Guy Fieri. Yeah. Yeah, I could see that. A lot of keys.

Maybe Taffer. I bet you Obama has hella keys. Yeah. Obama just won an Emmy, didn't he? Yeah. For what? Best narrating. For what?

His nature documentary. Oh, that's a cheek. Oh, that's a cheek. Yeah, that is a cheek. There's always win shit. He did no work. Wounded out the places he bombed. You can read. Not to bring it all the way back to Mincy,

but we should definitely remake Planet Earth with Mincy narrating. And doing the voice of the animals, too. Hummingbird. He'd fucking fall backwards into an Emmymy it would happen maybe baron trump narrates it has anyone heard him speak i don't know is he on record speaking i don't think so there's any footage i think you're right i think his voice registers too low The human ear can't pick it up. It just makes you shit. Yeah.

There's no evidence of him being human other than pictures of him looking like a non-human. Why does he not have a TikTok? We've seen him walking. We have seen him walking. Is it a walk, though? It's a walk. It's a glide. We saw the soccer video.

That seemed fake. Like those stilt walkers from Mad Max. Do you think he's made up? Do you think he's a robot or do you think he's genetically modified? I think he might have some disorders or deficits. You want to diagnose him. What do you think? Be that boy.

What is Boban? Isn't it Marfan or something like that? Is that what Boban has? Might be Marfan. The guy with the giant fish. Michael McGrory. Matthew McGrory. Matthew McGrory.

They dunked on your dumb ass. Rest in peace, dead as fuck. He is long dead. There he is. He's a long dead. That sucks. Well, he probably is. He's probably sliced at least one way to fit.

Yeah, it was a magician coffin he was buried in. God damn. I love clowning tall. If you were disgustingly tall, what a fucking... What a burden. Yeah, it's terrible. Is he seven feet tall now? That tall ass dude.

That tall guy. That tall ass. What are these? Videos? Looking for videos. Does are these videos looking for videos? Does this TV not work over here? I want him and Bronny Jr. Yeah. Brian Jr. To be on the same like college basketball team.

That would rule so hard with Wimbayana. If they ran fucking like pick and roll like Stockton and Malone. That's the dream. I'll be a beautiful story. It really would. He's a soccer guy. LeBron and Trump, just three men sitting front row. How old is Barron Trump?

I think he's younger. I think he's like 15. 16 now. So he'll be with Bryce. There we go. Bryce is taller. Bryce is tall. Bryce has blossomed. Is he?

The infatuation with them, I saw there was a picture. Someone was like, Bryce is only 15. He's almost as tall as LeBron. He was standing next to him. He's like six inches shorter. Yeah. No. Also being shocked that you're like the same height as your dad.

Right. Right. Wild. Yeah. What the fuck? These genes made him. where'd this come from they're about the same they sperm is such a funny thing whatever trends he's just not six seven yeah that's i think he is i think he is he's still growing yeah he just has like the face of like a

five rick smith five kid yeah unkind dutchman how old was he, TJ? 16? 16. Yeah. Is that the same age as Bryce? I think so, yeah. 14 or 15. Damn. What a sick name Baron is. Yeah. Evil villain. He should row crew.

He is the body type to row crew. My best friends growing up was Baron Davis. Those crew rosters are jackass. Who's your best friend? One of my best friends, Baron Davis. Oh, but not the Baron Davis. No, not Baron Davis. He was a Baron Davis. No, I haven't. He was, Baron Davis. Oh, but not the Baron Davis. No, not Baron Davis. He was a Baron Davis.

He was the Baron Davis. He lived in L.A. I almost went and saw him. I tried to go see him. Yeah, that was weird. Wait for the Clippers? Yeah. I got out of one of our punishments because I was going to see him,

and then he canceled on me. You still didn't do the punishment? No. Which one was it? I don't remember. If we do the Super Bowl this year, I think we should try to have fun. Yeah. Yeah. We should enjoy it. The most fun possible. Yeah. I don't know what. If we do the Super Bowl this year, I think we should try to have fun. Yeah. Yeah.

We should enjoy it. The most fun possible. Yeah. I don't know what the plan is for the Super Bowl this year, but I actually was thinking about this last night randomly. If, for some reason, the Yak isn't doing a live show, I'm just going to say that we're going to use the slush fund so everyone can go to the Super Bowl. That would be cool. I was just thinking about it.

I was like, wouldn't that be the perfect? You think? We could just do it ourself. We also should be doing a live show. I think we will. I was just thinking about it. I was like, wouldn't that be the perfect? We could just do it ourselves. We also should be doing a live show. I think we will. I assume we will. I thought the live shows went pretty well. No, I assume we will, but I'm just saying no matter what, that would be a perfect slush fund.

We find a very generic bar in Phoenix to do it at. Yeah. We could just do a show out there, and it's not live. Just do it for ourselves. Just do a regular show. Yeah, yeah, just do it for ourselves. Just do a regular show. Yeah, yeah. Just do it for ourselves. Never put it out.

Just be guys yacking it up. In a warehouse. Get a warehouse. We should do a theater. Or we should do an arena. Yeah. An arena. Yeah.

Very small section. Just the front rows. 227 at the Barclays. Or no, we just have people in the boxes and that's it. That's it. Yeah. It's like a wrestling tournament. The national championship.

It's just an empty arena. That's what lacrosse at Big Ten schools looks like. Have you ever seen those games? Yeah. Sad. Yeah, they'll throw them on Big Ten Network. Like our soccer games. Just use a tiny gym.

It looks sick when it's full. Agreed. All soccer stadiums should be like 15,000 people. That's how they got to do it. Here. Yeah. Here they should, yeah. Everywhere.

Less people should watch soccer. Yeah. That's my plan. Sticking to it. Who's going to go to Qatar to the World Cup this year? I don't know I said that word. I think Donnie and I think PFT is going. I think they're going to try to.

Did you see what happened to their Airbnb? Donnie's Airbnb went from $700 to $28,000. I respect that move. Yeah. You can show his tweet. Updated the price. the price change difference is so funny time of the world cup yeah i think the surge person just forgot the world cup was happening and then looked at a calendar was like oh what was the original cost 700 bucks that would $700. That would be still impossibly low for any time. Right.

Doha. Doha? Doha. Doha is the type of- Here it is. Price difference, $27,000. Jeez. It's a power move.

Yeah. Is TV not working? I don't know. Yeah, we should- I can't see anything, yeah. That sucks. Are you going to Cutter, yeah. That sucks. Are you going to Qatar, Zaha? No.

No? Not interested. Why not? I've been to Qatar through travel. You said it's sweet. Damn that fucking... You can't drink, right? Yeah, it's more of a hassle.

I think this World Cup is going to be more of a hassle than fun and shit. What country was it? Qatar. You can't talk to women, right? You can't talk to women. You can't drink alcohol. We should sponsor the World Cup. Yeah.

The Axe World Cup. This sounds awesome. Yeah, this sounds dope. I got to get there. What do you mean you can't talk to women for doing a video in Qatar really yeah they went to like every stadium

in one week or something to promote the world cup and they got heavy cancelled for it so it was them basically signing off on a bunch of people dying right stadiums built by slaves oh wow didn't know that it was very public and they just the slaves remained Right, stadiums built by slaves, etc. Oh, wow. Didn't know that. Oh, yeah.

Didn't look like they're back then. It was very public, and they just, the slaves remained. Well, not all of them. A lot of them died. But migrant workers came, and then they just took their passports away. And were like, you're staying, and you're going to build this shit. I think it was like thousands. This is kind of a bummer.

Yeah, no, it is. Talk about something else. What do you mean you can't talk to women? Well, I don't think you can. You What do you mean you can't talk to women? Well, I don't think you can. You can't have. You can't talk to women? Yeah, you can't talk to women. Can you holler at them?

That's way different than talking. Quick holler. Hey, honey. Sweet cheeks. Damn. I thought that you, on the Real Housewives of Dubai They said that You can't hold hands with

But you can't hold hands with Men, women You can't just hold hands in public I like that rule Holding hands sucks Yeah, I don't get the appeal Yeah That's a good ass rule

Look at my soft interlocking in bed is stimulation. But you cuddle like crazy. You cuddle like crazy. You're a little spoon for life. You said you like the feeling of the pussy mound on your lower back. Or, yeah. You like the clit inside your butt. Well, a wall in each back dimple.

That's right. Get sucked up in it? You just like that. Yeah, you like to make that clit airtight in your butt. Well, a wall in each back dimple. That's right. You get sucked up in it? You just like that. Yeah, you like to make that clit airtight in your butt. It's more of like the... I like when the... Mon's pubis. I like it to be a little larger.

Butte. Protruding. Mesa. That's how you get down? A bluff. A bluff. Yeah. A bluff pussy.

A full on... No, no, no. Don't say it, A bluff pussy. A full on bluff. Nah, nah, nah. Don't say it, Nick. Don't say it, Nick. Somebody have a bluff pussy. No, I never did. And you found out. Just a bluff.

Where do you stand on FUPA, Scott? Bluff. Let me write down bluff pussy. Yeah, get that in there. Call her bluff. Damn. Day to day? What else? Yeah, we have day to day coming up on Thursday.

I mean, we have the wheel today that we have to. Oh, wait, we have this wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, slime wheel. So, we want to set the table. People know about this at all? I mean, I tweeted it. Why don't you find the text message tweet, TJ?

So, the back story is Steven, we're very proud of him. I tweeted it. Why don't you find the text message tweet TJ. So the backstory is Steven. We're very proud of him. All time surviving barstool performance. Great performance. What the fuck? All time. All time. All fame. First ballot. First guy. Right down to him saying I think

I just won the show and then getting eliminated like two minutes later. That was awesome. So awesome. So Steven awesome. So awesome. So Stephen Che. Nice. So everyone felt bad. And I think were some of the losers tweeting out their Venmo? Oh, yeah.

I know one person did. And then Jackie was the runner up. And then KFC and Fights just gave her the amount. So they're too nice we're not going to be that nice we're going to make you earn this money yeah so on i can't remember what night it was friday friday night maybe um i proposed to steven here's the text message we had on the yak group chat uh he gets nine slices and it goes zero 100 200 $100, $200, $400, $800, $1,600, $3,200, or he gives me $1,000 or slime.

And I said, are you in? And you're in. Slime is undefined. Slime is undefined. Slime is undefined. Steven tried to, we had a little conversation before the show today, and he was like, well, it's got to be kind of slime. I was like, well, male to be kind of slime i was

like well a male ejaculate is slime ish i think spunk is fine i think we do like a weekend we all bring an ingredient for the slime yeah so if it so so you're in for this yes we agreed that the slices of the wheel would all be even which is correct yep and i propose that maybe we do like because this is an elimination wheel to do like a dealer no deal scenario i don't understand that part because then you could get 3200 and be like deal no it wouldn't work like that you want to you want an offer of the average correct nah but how would we average with slime still on the board if that's the case? But that, yeah, that could be. Who would be the guy that would buy me 200? Yeah. But you also came back and said, let's do a split slice with slime and 5,000.

Well, big cat. Okay. So, yeah, I have a different proposition that Kyle and I talked about this morning. What's the slush fund at? Now I'm just using the slush fund. I'm basically Bernie Mayweather. It was 10, 4, 9, 5. Oh, yeah, the slush fund will take care of that. The slush won't take care of that it was before the other day it was at 10 5 so uh probably closer to 12 okay so here is the

proposition and everyone has to agree to it but i was thinking we put on uh a sliver slice so like a half a slice that is you get the whole slush fund and then another half a slice that you don't get to watch the Bucs first playoff game. We have to tell you everything. Oh, yeah. Love it. I like that a lot. That's a lot of money. $12,000.

Life changing. That's a life changing amount of money. That's a lot of money. Start making your car payments. We will relay. Kyle actually. I said I would volunteer. Kyle's already volunteered to relay information.

Maybe we'll have a set amount of times that you can have Kyle tell you what's going on in the game. Or I'll tell you exactly what happened in riddle form. Oh, yeah. Unscramble it like you did with the fucking mattress game. So, Jay? So this would be a small slice or a... Very small slice. It'd be half a slice. Okay.

Half a slice is $10,000. Half a slice is can't watch the first Bucks game. Playoff game. That's a good deal. That's a great deal. Jay, it's $10,000. $10,000 is life-changing. It's like $12,000. $12,000. It's $ Shay, it's $10,000. $10,000 is life-changing. Well, it's like $12,000.

$12,000. It's $12,000. $10,000 and $10,000. Fuck. I'm sorry, honey. I couldn't take the $12,000. I had to watch Tom Brady play the Eagles. You could buy a house with that much. In a flood zone? In a flood zone, for sure.

In a flood zone. What are you doing? I think the only thing in his head is that he thinks Flood zone, yeah. In a flood zone, for sure in a flood zone. Jesus Christ. This should not be. What are you doing? I think the only thing in his head is that he thinks that he affects, his viewing impacts the result of the game. Well, like, yeah, we don't know what. Correct. And we also don't know what it could be.

It could be Tom Brady's last game. And, yeah, I mean, the screens are awesome. Yeah, I mean, that's part of the risk. You also lost surviving Barstool. If you had just won the game, we wouldn't have to have this predicament. It's also what? It's 5%. 5% chance.

Right. 1 in 16 almost. Fuck. I think you have to take it. What is he doing? Yeah, I guess I'm painted into a corner here. So, yeah, I'll take it. Okay.

All right, Chris. This is, to be clear, this is expiration date, whatever the Super Bowl date is this year. So, February 1st. No, no, it's the next Bucs playoff game. Well. Yes. Yes. Next Bucs playoff game. Steven. Yes. The next Bucs playoff game.

Steven, it's $12,000. You don't get out of it if the Bucs don't make the playoffs. It's the next Bucs playoff game. Take it. $12,000 right under the tax threshold. You will get to know what's going on in the game because Kyle will give you riddles and we'll have you on the live stream. And this will be live.

All right, fine. You'll be sitting in an enclosed room off the gambling cave and Kyle will give you riddles throughout the entire game. What kind of riddles are we talking about? I'm thinking of an example now. Example riddle?

Yeah, pull up. I want Kyle dressed like a sphinx. Sweet, TJ. Is that the bigger slime? Yeah, pull up. I want Kyle dressed like a Sphinx. Sweet. TJ, is that the bigger slime? Yeah, so it's a 10% chance of all the money amounts or slime. It's a 5% chance of no bucks, a 5% chance of slush fund. Wow. They're all next to each other?

We could adjust supersize. This is elimination wheel, right? Elimination wheel. Yeah, so we're going all the way down to one. Okay, all right. Yes. Oh, really? That changes everything. Yeah. Yes. Oh, really? That changes everything.

Yeah. Yeah. Does it? Yeah. They become harder to hit. Oh, shit, because these grow. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Exponentially. Okay, this is $12,000. He already took it. What are we even talking about anymore? He already took it. Let are we even talking about anymore? He already took it. Let's get busy. Jesus Christ. Holy shit.

Ain't no way. I said I was going to bring it. Steven, do you have your checkbook? Yeah, it's in my backpack. Steven said that if he has to give me $1,000, he's going to use a checkbook. Oh, I'm not going to bring it. Oh, I mean, yeah. That's way more money than I'm comfortable carrying around.

Well, you're about to carry it if you... Yeah. He doesn to bring it. That's way more money than I'm comfortable carrying around. You're about to carry it if you... He doesn't want it. He wouldn't be comfortable. All right, so if 100 hits, then they grow to... Yes. I mean, you're in. We're going to have to do it now.

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Steve, you look nervous. Very nervous. Yeah, I didn't take into account the elimination wheel, how things are going to get bigger, and that makes me extremely nervous. This wheel is like 90% money. Yeah. This is outrageous.

Being a smaller sliver on an eliminator makes the smaller slices worse. Yeah, they're less likely to get hit. Yeah. Yeah, this is outrageous. It might be slush fun versus no bucks at the end. It's like I'm super nervous that I'm going to make $12,000 for doing virtually nothing. Yeah, for losing a game. Yeah.

I mean, no bucks is obviously what we're all rooting for. It would be very funny if he had to give me $1,000. Yeah, you're not nearly nervous enough for giving him $1,000 cash. I would rather do that than the bucks thing. That would be horrible. That would be absolute torture. So is $12,000 about your price for missing a bucks game? I don't think it is.

I think it's like $20,000. A playoff game? We low-balled him for sure. Yeah, we got a great deal. I never thought, when Kyle and I were talking about this earlier, I never thought he'd agree. This is nuts, but he did. He did.

We actually were talking about a regular season game. We were going to do a regular season. When did you have that wrinkle? Kyle and I were talking earlier, and we're like, maybe we'll do a regular season game? We were going to do a regular. That's rude. When did you have that wrinkle? We would have. Kyle and I were talking earlier and we're like, maybe we'll do like a regular season game. Like, let's shoot for a playoff game. Yeah. And then we'll settle for a regular season game. He already agreed.

Oh. Those vaccines are getting to your brain, bro. Like, you don't, you can't negotiate. You had, we would have settled for a fucking Sunday one o'clock game. Against the Panthers. Yeah. No problem. Giving you the art of the deal

for Christmas a few years ago was a great mistake. Huge mistake. If it lands on no bucks, can we all go to the game? While we're relaying it through walkie-talkie? Do we all go to the game

and we leave him in a van? Yeah. Kyle has to talk to him through a walkie-talkie. And noise cancellation headphones? That would be torture. Clues like the top of a lion's head bottle, where it's just picture clues of what happened.

Yeah, maybe you could draw some of the plays. Like, here you go. Or recreate the plays on Madden and send them clips of it. Oh, man. Yeah, I already... This will work. All right. You ready, Steven? Yeah, now already, yeah. This will work. This will work. All right. You ready, Steven?

Yeah, now I'm, like, really nervous. Okay. You need dramatic music for this shit, dude. This shit is... This is the good stuff. Congratulations to Eddie,

by the way. Yes. Oh, yeah. Congrats, Eddie. Played a great game. Great game. Oh, he was incredible. Played the best game.

He had Steven stunned. He did. Oh, he was incredible. He had Steven stunned. He did. Let's eliminate some shit. Yeah. $100. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes, yes. Oh. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Something about that felt so good. So good. So good. It was so far away from no box. Oh, no.

No. No. No. I bought 12K. That was so improbable. That was the most improbable thing. Let'sable! That happened so much faster than I expected! That's amazing! That was awesome.

Holy shit! So now it's amazingly risk, little reward. Very little reward here. My heart's beating through my chest right now. That was awesome. Oh my god. That sucks. You got to see it from our point of view.

Steven, now that you know what we are going to offer, I will allow you to exchange giving me $1,000 to do the Bucs no watch for a regular season game. Oh, that's a good deal. But does the Bucs no watch forer playoff game still stay on there? Yeah, oh yeah. Of course it does. You can only get one. It's not like you could get both.

Yeah, right. It's a good deal. Right. So you would not have to pay me $1,000. Yay. We get to pick a Bucs regular season game that you cannot watch. You get to pick? Imagining Che paying you $1,000 so that he can watch a playoff game.

So great. I've really put him in a corner. This is a good deal. This is actually a great deal. Give him the $1,000, especially seeing how much the 12 was going to mean to you. Right. Keep that $1,000, brother. Right.

It just eliminates the – you're walking away here. You're not paying anything. You can't lose money. you cannot lose money you can't miss both games right it would only be one game no matter what because there's only one slice that could end up so you're not going to miss actually helping your chance right yeah um what's the percentage right now? We wiped out two. Take the deal. Take the deal. The big slices are at 11.8%. The small slice is at 5.9%. Oh, wait.

We're wiping out the entire. Oh, we're wiping out the thousand. Thousand dollars. It would swap a thousand. You don't have to give me a thousand dollars. You don't get to watch. Now, would that minus a thousand, that becomes no watch? Would that be a small slice?

No, no, no. It's a regular. A regular size. Total swap. It's a regular size. A regular size. Total swap. That's a great deal. This is not. Great deal. All right, let's do it in spin.

That's a great deal. Would you like to do another spin and decide, or do you want to? Yeah, let's do one more spin and decide. Okay. Because that deal will stay on the table, or should we amend the deal? I think that it should be a worse deal if he does another spin. A hundred percent. That's true.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. If you want to deal, no deal us. How about this? I get to pick the game that I don't watch. No. As of right now, and if we do one more spin. Okay, how about this? You get to pick the game, but it has to be a primetime game.

Or you give us three games. Okay, fine. All right, so switch it out. Primetime B bucks game he can't watch he doesn't have to pay me a thousand dollars great deal another one that like i would have settled for the one o'clock panthers game again hey how much money would it take for you to not watch the super bowl buck super bowl yeah uh tens of thousands of dollars john and i feidelberg and I back in the day made a bet, couldn't watch the Super Bowl, and it ended up being the Broncos Seahawks.

The greatest non-watched Super Bowl ever. Okay. So $1,000 is now off. I only did that for my wife because she would be livid if I lost $1,000. Yeah, wait. Did you tell her that? Did you say, like- I did not get her involved in this. You didn't honey i'm gonna wait wait on the result i need i need

the checkbook what's this charge what's this thousand dollars that you i also i'm down to change if anyone has great ideas the wheel yeah it's fluid kind of want to let's get the zero dollars off that wouldn't be too far. You want anything for that slice? Let's wait. We'll think of a deal every spin. What's the negotiation

we're offering you? I'll give you two slush slices for one more missed game. I feel like we're tempting fate there. What about $0 goes off and we get to manage your fantasy team for two weeks this season?

Oh, take that. Let's do another spin. Which fantasy team? All of them. How many leagues are you in, Stephen? He's so stressed. I'm very stressed. Okay.

Odds are you're coming up big, man. Yeah. Look at all the cash on there. I trust the wheel. I trust the wheel. The wheel is still up there. That vax is going crazy in his head right now. It's right here, Steven.

Let's add another vaccine to the wheel. Run us. Okay. Okay. Can't believe Slush Fund is gone. So great. So great.

Okay. Stay away from those little boys. Yep. That's a bummer. All right, that's a win for Steven. Fuck. That's a win for Steven. All right, so how does that affect what we're proposing to replace Zero with?

Yeah, let's talk about it. We would have made you drink cum. Yeah, it would have been all of our cum in a vat or cauldron. We've been saving for months. I knew this day would come. Even so down he would. How would we acquire slum? Will we fill up a cauldron?

Cum? Oh, cum. Yeah, I think if we all- Without it drying out? You'd have to keep it stirring. We'd have to have a 24-hour watch. One of our interns. What do you do?

You do a barstool? That would be objectively the funniest way for us to get canceled. Did you have a cumster? Me too. And then it's all of a sudden everyone's like, yeah, Jimmy Kimmel made me do that back in 2010. Yeah. Oh, he definitely did. He definitely has cum on deck. All times.

Just a massive pot. Big pot of cum. He's got like a full-sized fucking... A boat paddle. Yeah. I had to do it by hand. It's like Gaz, the self-proclaimed pot-stirring king. Yeah, he is.

He is. Yeah, he is. He loves to stir the pot. There's no one else I'd trust to stir our pot of cum. You'd probably get pretty strong. Yeah. Would it turn into butter? He's in control. cum. You'd probably get pretty strong. Would it turn into butter? It would turn into a baby.

Like the three mice. You keep stirring the friction. There were two mice in a vat of cum. Let's spin again, Steven. Mince got his hand stuck. He thought it was dunker ooh cream Good luck Steve. Thank you. I'm not wishing you good luck Come on, 16. 32.

It's fine. I'm fine with that. We're there. We're on the top. That's nice. Okay. It's their best option. This is actually good how it's going down.

There's some big-time stakes here. A spin again or take a blow with the cum culture? The Bucks primed, I think. It's huge. That'sed. I think it's huge No spin again you want to take a break let's spend more time okay, we'll take a banter break Sit down. Sit. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Sit down. Yes. Yes. Yes. The wheel is half bad now. Oh, my God. All right, we got to change that zero to something. Let's think of something. Zero to slime.

Zero will be just disappointing. It'll be anti-climate. It'll be disappointing for everybody, and you're a content employee. Slime? Dave would be pissed. Bring back tattoo. Dave, somebody said redo hanging wedgie for real this time. Ooh.

What about slime with a partner, and it's a wheel with one of us on there? You're not going in alone. To be clear, we haven't decided what slime is yet. So we don't know where it's going. Slime is slime. Slime won't be decided until the day of. Yeah. Like Gak. It's like Gak.

It's not Gak. It's Yak Gak. I would be down to swap out slime for something. I would prefer it be a box game. Slime's off the board. No, we're thinking about what the zero becomes. Zero could be a box game. We would never take off one of these box games.

What if we added a box game for zero and it was just no prime time Bucs? What if we sent him to a Bucs game? We paid for him to go to a Bucs game or something. Instead of the $3,200? I like that. That might cost me more than $3,200. Oh, no. He could stay cheap.

We'd be flying Spirit with five connections. Bucs game with Mincy? $1 ticket to Mincy. One dollar ticket to Bucks. Bucks Saints in like two days to get there. It's more than 50% I get very little money. So what should the zero be? I don't know. It'd be everything.

Slime plus $500. Good and bad. I'd give you slime plus, I have $300 more in my wallet. Slime plus $300. That's a good deal. It's like Chief Keef and your thumb. I feel like that's a pretty low cost for slime. I would do the hanging wedgie plus $300.

Okay, but you have to do it for real? It should be a real hanging wedgie. Like a real one. I did it how you guys asked me to. That's really on us, not him. It is, it is, it is. Do it until we get it right? We keep going until the people are satisfied?

You give us your butthole until we get it right. Or one of your heroes does the hanging wedgie? Yeah, what if we get Brady? But I get to wait one of my heroes? What about a Caleb Presley tattoo? No way. I don't think I would do another tattoo. What about leg cast $500?

That's good. I would do another tattoo. What about leg cast $500? That's good. I would do... Divorce? Oh, leg cast $500 is great. Leg cast for a week, you get $500. Wheelchair week. How high up does it go? Does it go to my dick?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It goes over your dick. How high is your dick? There's variables. It's like a foot. Over the knee. over the knee, so it ends right here. $500? Okay, yeah. No, $300, I thought it was.

$300 plus leg cast. You said $500. Well, I only have $300 right here. It's going to be one of the two. If it comes up that, we won't leave the $32. That's true. Yeah, you're right. $500 plus leg cast.

Does it come with a foot, like a walking boot or no? No, it's a leg cast. Leg cast. A leg cast. You'll probably have to use crutches. You'd be on crutches. Crutches or a wheelchair. I have extra crutches.

Did you see the Dr. Dan episode at all? I did. At my desk. Yeah, but it's a different. Okay, leg cast plus 500. I love it. That is so much better for us. Yes, so much better.

Would you like to make the 100 500 plus slime? Not right now. I want to get the cast guy to sneak a pebble in there. I'm willing to make one of the low amounts 500 plus slime. Just a bunch of feathers. That cast is worse than slime. Oh, tar and feather? Tar and feather.

Oh. Hey, I would say that 500 plus slime is way better than 300 plus. Make the 100 500 plus slime. Way better. Let's spin and see. I like how it's, or I mean, I don't. Yeah, I mean, I trust the wheel. I trust the wheel.

Okay. All right. The fact that we made it an elimination wheel and the smallest thing is the worst thing is the biggest coup by us. I just realized that like two minutes ago. If we had started it with it, if it was just a regular wheel, the smallest thing was the least likely to hit off the rip.

He hasn't realized that yet. The best thing was also... He's still complaining that the box thing looks big. He still doesn't understand that the no playoff box has... It's the reverse. Oh, fuck. Yeah, dude. Worth a chance. I just fuck. Yeah, dude. Or the chance.

I just realized that too, so. Well. No. No, you can't. No. Well, your percentage is backwards. By the end, it will be 50-50. You're doing your percentages backwards.

No, no, no. So if it comes down to it, it gets grown out proportionally. If it was in the final two, it would be 66-33. Right. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So that's even. Yeah. But it has the best chance of making it to the finals. Every elimination wheel is whichever side gets four.

First. Yeah. So the 33 or the 63. Yes. This is bad. Yes. The last elimination is best out of seven.

Yes. You want it to land. Yeah. That's how we... Yeah, right want it to land on you. Yeah, right. Bad for you. Bravo. Bravo, Kyle. This is so great. I feel so high.

Can we just make sure you stay on him until he realizes what happened? But you want the thing to land on you. Unless it's the last two. Unless it's the last two. You want it to land on you. Yes. And it's bigger. Four times gets eliminated, and the remainder is the thing.

He's right there. Oh, he's got it. He's almost got it. I don't think you're right. I know I'm right. Well, Stephen's saying if it's the smaller one, and then you switch for the one it lands on, wins. No, the one that lands on four times is off, and then the one that's remaining is the win.

No, that's not how we've done it. It's always you want your name at the end. Yes, I'm correct. You want your name at the end. Fuck, all right, he foiled me. Damn it. I'm actually pretty sure we go back and forth all the time. Yeah, we do go back and forth all the time.

We don't stick to either one. We don't know. We actually don't know which one it will be. Yeah, we do go back and forth. We don't know. We actually don't know which one it will be. We should do a wheel to decide. It should be 66-33. Good point, Owen. Okay. I'm getting really sweaty armpits right now.

Or if it gets to no playoffs and two really bad ones. No bucks. Get 32 out of there. This is the most nervous I've been for a wheel. Get him out of there. Get that fucking light blue fuck out.

Blue baby, blue baby, blue. Oh, my God. Come on. Get that 100 out. Push, push, push. Fuck. Go, go, go, go. Yes.

All right, all right. You wanted the 100 out instead of leg cast? All right. Stephen hasn't understood how much a leg cast is going to suck. It sucks so bad. This is just a peek into his mind. He only sees the $500. How long would it be?

A week? That is so much worse. That is. Seven days. I don't think it's worth $500. He just sees $500. I wouldn't have done the arm cast again for $500. That's how bad it's at.

You wouldn't? No. You need a pause or you want to spin? An arm cast is like. Leg is so bad. Leg is so bad. He wasn't over the elbow. Che's going over the knees.

He could walk. Yeah. You can't move. Yeah, and that would cost... Like getting on the subway, Che. You're going to need crutches. You're going to be a... I wouldn't mind being in crutches.

People are going to be trying to help you. Walking around the city? What are you going to tell your children? I wouldn't mind being on crutches. Yeah, your children are going to be like, Daddy, what happened? For $500, you'd be getting paid 70 a day that's like three dollars an hour to wear a fucking leg cast to be immobile that's the minimum wage

so uncomfortable so itchy but you we were trying to give you three and you got it up to five which is a credit to your negotiating steven so you should be proud of that thank you yeah there could be worse things. Yeah. I still think I'm right about the last thing. I'm just making my left leg so I can drive. It's just been a wheel to figure it out. Oh, no.

Yeah, we do switch back and forth. When there's two people. Yeah, we switch back and forth all the time. Just do whatever. Yeah, because there's definitely times where if you hit four, you're safe. Right. I think that's the majority of it. Let me look at the wheel.

How many good things are left? Just 3,200. Just 3,200. Oh, my God. Oh, man. This wheel sucks. This is not good. There's a big chance that you're going to land on one of the bad things.

Look at it that way. There's a huge chance. This whole thing has my brain in a blender as far as what I'm rooting for. But yes. This is so great. All right, let's just do it. I'm rooting for 32. Yeah, that's pretty simple.

Well, I don't want it to land on that right now. Absolutely not. Yeah. But yes, of course, that's what I hope happens. Odds are something bad goes right now. I'm just rooting for one of the extremes. I feel bad about leg cast. I feel like we should give him one of those.

Oh, no. What? Stop. I agreed to it. I feel bad. Get Caden here. Switch out. What him one of those. Oh, no. What? He agreed to it. I feel bad. Get Caden here. Switch out. What the fuck was that, dude?

That was weakness. You just showed weakness. I know, but give him 1,000. No. 1,000? No. You can give him 1,000. Yeah.

No one's stopping you. Money's right here. We got it. You? Us. We. Lily Big Cats. Yeah, that is our money right there.

We got the money. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm just hoping right there. Not the money. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm just hoping for either I have to give you $3,200 or you have to miss a Bucs playoff game. Because any extreme would be very funny. That would be one of the worst things to ever happen to me. I've lived a very good life. Neither of your parents are alive, right?

They're both alive. Is there a way we could pay more and have him No. I was going to say no bucks game with a leg cast on. What was the best day of your life? My wedding probably. What was really the best day of your life? I mean the birth of your child. Most of the day

sucks. I've never heard that perspective. It does. I've only ever heard it glowed about. Yeah. I is right. I've never heard that perspective. It does. I've only ever heard it glowed about. Yeah. I mean, it's a cool

moment. You watch a vagina explode. You were watching your wife give birth and you're like, damn,

this is sick. This is cool. Today sucked. Today wasn't as good as a Bucs game. I remember you called me on the birth of your

second child. Yeah, I'll talk into that. That was his emergency call. I birth of your second child. Yeah, I'll talk into that. Everything he does. That was his emergency call. I realized I was his father. Yeah.

It was like, who do I call in a drastic emergency? Big Cat. If you went to jail, would you call Big Cat? Yeah, you probably would. I'd bail you out. I'd bail any of you boys out. Thanks. Any crime.

Wow. Any crime? Said it. Any crime. That sounds like permission. Listen, I'd bail you out, and then we would talk, and I'd just be like, listen, what's our story? Wow. What's our story?

I'll fucking. What about Rico? No. You can stay. No, the crime. Oh, the crime. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I mean, well, then I would.

Racketeering. Assume I would also be going to jail. Yes. That's a good offer I just gave you guys. You should do season nine from jail. That would be awesome. You should all get locked up. He goes to jail.

What if we add jail as one of the slivers? Jail instead of the 200. Yeah, you got to go to jail. I've had a take since college. I don't want to get canceled for this. Uh-oh. Oh, no. But I've always thought if you were there with all your friends and it was only your friends,

jail would be kind of cool. That's sleepaway camp. Yeah, that's not a cancel. Hopefully you don't get canceled for that one. That wild take. Who would cancel you? Prisoners? Inmates.

They're pissed right now watching this. It's literally a scene. You guys would not have fun. It's also just a scene from one of the best movies of all time. Goodfellas. Goodfellas when they're just hanging out. Okay. Let's spin it.

I'm nervous in my balls right now. What? Want to replace the 200 with something? I'd replace the 200 with something. Replace the 200 with something? What'd replace the 200 with something. Replace the 200 with something? What do you want to replace it with? There could be something good Buccaneers related. Right now there's two very bad Buccaneers related.

But what's worth 200? I'll have Kevin Bonner like one of your tweets again from Tom's account. Yeah, that sounds nice. It's rude. All right, let's think about it. We can do a spend to get to four. Do you want to do Mulligan for mulligan what does that mean before the final two you can do a respin and but we can as well oh i love that all again for mulligan oh my god i get a respin you get a

respin instead of 200 i love love love that he doesn't get it i don't get it you get to say if it lands on something unfavorable, you get a re-spin. We both get a do-over. We can also use a re-spin as well, whenever we want. We each get a mulligan. I love that. That would be the last thing it landed on. It would go mulligan for mulligan. So if it lands

right now on 3200, he can say mulligan. And then 3200 stays on the wheel, and we re-spin. Let's discuss that when it gets to four. Right now we're at five. Mulligan. And then 3200 stays on the wheel and we spin. Let's discuss that one against the four. Right now we're at five. Mulligan for Mulligan is off the table after this. I love that.

Can it be used on the 50-50 at the end? I think so. I don't think. I think spin. Can't be used on the 50-50. That's fair. There's no 50-50. You's fair. There's no 50-50. Oh, you're right. When there's two left.

No, there could be. When there's two left. Could be. When there's two left. There could be 50-50. Can't use it when there's two left. When there's two left. It has to be used over the next three.

Yeah. Mulligan for Mulligan. Mulligan for Mulligan. Mulligan for Mulligan up to 200 to a G. Oh. I like his negotiating though. Oh, up it to $500. Yeah. You got to take that. Oh. I like his negotiating though. Oh, up it to $500. Yeah.

You got to take that. Seven. $500. That's not bad, Big Cat. That's a lot of money.

You can't give me $500. $700 is a great deal. We'll call it six. We'll call it six.

$500 is a little bit worse. Let me see what I have in my wallet. There's a lot of money here. Only one thing wins. $530 it six. 500 is a little... Let me see what I have in my wallet. There's a lot of money here. Only one thing wins.

530. 530 is fair. 530 is a lot of money. 531. Final offer. 531. Take that. 531.

Fine. Oh, not 531. I would have gone to... There is $3,000. There's so much money here. I trust the wheel. I trust the wheel. The wheel is going to reward you.

Much better for us. This is so much better for us. This has just been the best negotiation of my life. So just to clarify, I'm just adding a 531 spot? No, no adding. It's just instead of 200, it's 531, and it's understood Mulligan for Mulligan. Mulligan for Mulligan.

We don't have to use it. No, no, no. Yeah, we might not want to. If you don't use it, you lose it. At the death. Okay. Yes. So three of the slivers I make out with some money.

Mm-hmm. Okay. And a leg cast. Possibly a leg cast. He totally has just forgotten that the leg cast exists. I will be so happy if it lands on 3,200 and then he mulligans and it just does it again. Does it again, yeah. Okay.

I feel like he doesn't... The leg cast is the worst thing Yeah I'm on tilt right now No it's definitely not No any of the Bucks ones Are by far the worst You think a regular season Bucks game

Yeah A leg cast for a week It just means more to me Yeah You're not gonna be able You're not gonna be able To drive I put it on my left foot

I still don't think You'll be able to drive You're not gonna be able To drive What's your middle name That guy had a wrist cast If it was like Eric or something And you were literally I put it on my left foot. I still don't think you'll be able to drive. You're not going to be able to drive. What's your middle name, Steven? That guy had a wrist cast. If it was like Eric or something and you were literally the SEC,

walk around just being like, it just means more. Everything. Okay. This is a good negotiation. You're not going to be able to sleep well in your bed. My ticket's negotiating with Steven. I'm not going to shower. You're not going to be able to shower.

I can shower. You just put able to shower. I can shower. You just put a bag over it. It'll get it. The water will get it. Best of luck, brother. Let's go! Should we use it? No.

I think you need to save it for the playoff. Wait, mulligan, if you're going to use it, it has to be used right now. Yeah, correct. In the next couple rounds. Fuck. Yeah, we can't. next couple rounds. Fuck. I think we can't. We can't.

We can't. No, no. Let me let that one go. No, we need to save it. Can we up the yellow to a G? Because the Bucks might not make the playoffs, or you think they will? They're going to make the playoffs. They'll make the playoffs.

It doesn't stink. They'll make the playoffs. All right, yeah. No mullet. It's a one-time game. Who cares? Yeah, it's just like... I care a lot.

I think he would care just as much. No, no, I know, but, like, we won't care as much. Right. It won't... Yeah. It would be funny a little bit, but it wouldn't be... Yeah, let's keep it. No mulligan.

That was bad for us. Yeah, that was bad. That's our first L that we've taken. That was the first time we've taken an L. Oh, we lost slime. The entire time. But slime also was so undefined that... We didn't know what it was.

Yeah. It would have grossed us out trying to figure out what to do. Like, I wasn't looking forward to having to concoct a slime. I was going to be like, why am I doing this? Yeah, above concocting. Okay. I trust the wheel. Do you?

He keeps on saying that like... Good luck, Steven. Yeah, the wheel's like, oh, Steven. Come here. Thanks for the compliment. Okay. Okay. I like how TJ always waits for the beat drop.

Come on. Yes. Oh, God. Yes. That's got to be an auto mullet. He's going to burn it. No, I don't think he is. I don't think he is. I think the boxes are too important. Yeah, because then if it hits the box. You've got to be an auto mulligan. He's going to burn it. No, I don't think he is. I don't think he is.

I think the boxes are too important. Yeah, because then if it hits the box. You've got to use it now. I guess we have to know the tiebreaker rules because if. Oh, wait, you guys wouldn't be able to use it. You guys wouldn't. Oh, my God. Poor pretzel.

I don't think you use it. Yeah, don't use it. Yeah, let's just go. You should use it now. Oh, I don't think you use it. I think use Yeah let's just go TJ spin it You should use it now $4200 Oh I don't think you use it I think he should use it Oh he should

No because then what if he gets fucked We need him to use it Yeah I think you should Cause we We don't have one if he doesn't Cause if not Then everything gets fucking huge And it can't be used in the final two right

Correct Jesus Alright I'll use my mulligan Oh okay The mulligan has been used And it can't be used in the final two, right? Correct. Jesus. All right. I'll use my mulligan. Oh, okay. The mulligan has been used. We still have a chance. Now we get last mulligan.

We get last mulligan. All we needed was for him to use it first. But you guys cannot use it in the final two. That's right. Correct. But we can use it in the final four or three. Correct. Okay.

Yep. All right. Please please go 3200 again oh my god if it's just i'm doing i'm doing this for my family don't try to fucking enact your family well if it was up to me then yeah i would had that my priorities yeah i trust the wheel he's got vax brain that's also so funny like that you're because like if i were in your shoes i would not tell anyone in my family that i won 3200,200. I would keep that money. You're a family man. Yeah. You're going to go home and be like, hey, look, $3,200.

Boom, not yours anymore. Well, I mean, all of our money is all of our money. I know, right? No, I'm just saying. Did he say that's the difference? You aren't all around? Yeah, you aren't a gambler. I do. Right, but you should keep that money then.

I understand what you're saying. Your wife doesn't know that you brought the checkbook. True. The only thing you really have to explain here to her would be the leg cast. Everything else is just whatever.

Is it leg cast and 500? Yeah. Double leg cast and 530? No, absolutely not. No, that's a good deal. I didn't take into consideration. Do you have to take for 30 more legs? Because you're already in a leg cast.

You're already in a leg cast. I didn't take into consideration that I would not be able to drive. I assumed I could drive with a leg cast. Well, you could drive. I don't think you're going to be able to drive with one leg cast. No, if he puts it on his left foot. Yeah. And if you have both leg casts, you'll be able to drive equally well.

His leg is going to be straight. Sitting there is going to drive equally well. His leg is going to be straight. Sitting there is going to be impossible. Yeah, it's going to be straight. There's no way he's going to be able to drive. You're not even going to be able to fit in the car. They're going to have to lay him out in the trunk. You're going to have to stay in the office all week. Do you want to switch leg brace for two arm casts and a neck brace?

I would switch 3200 for that. Okay. 3200 for two arm casts and a neck brace. Oh, I think I got to keep leg. Yeah, keep leg. How much for full body? So weak. Will Ferrell in the office.

I already used your mulligan, too. Oh, man. Why would you use your mulligan on me? Like I said, I'm a family man. They don't even know you're doing this. Right, that was my point. There's nothing you have to explain to your family other than leg cast. Everything else is just a day at the office.

Hey, you should just text your wife right now and just be like, Leg cast or $3,200. Eventually we'll get back to her that I turned down $3,200 to watch a Bucks game. How would it get back to her? It'd be worse for the family if you missed this game yeah yeah it would i mean it would be good content so i understand that it would suck a lot for me personally yeah all right and i trust the wheel come on they keep saying that i don't think you believe it i do absolutely wheel hasn't exactly treated you great here. Oh. Why is that?

I mean, you've... Steven, I think the wheel's been fun. The negotiations have been shit. That's true. If the Bucs won while you missed it, would you do it again the next game? You'd have to. You'd have to miss the second one if they won.

What if then they lost? You wouldn't be able to live with yourself. It would be awful. It would be an all-time terrible day. Like, if you won the game you didn't watch and then lost the game you did watch that's way worse I feel like not watching two straight games

is a better chance of you injecting your luck into the scenario no I can only take so much the man has limits I love you so much he's the best and we still have Data Day this week. Thursday is Data Day. So this is still over half in your favor.

It's mostly beach ball. Slightly, yes. A little bit of hell. Oh, now we're in a pickle. Now we're in a pickle. Now we're in a pickle. There is a mathematical reasoning behind this. I just don't know how to do it. Can we get in?

Is Quiggs watching? Yeah, Quiggs. It makes sense for us to mulligan. I think it does. Get Quiggs in here. There's a way better chance for it to not let... Quiggs, make the two. Yeah, because we need the last two.

Mulligan. Mulligan. Mulligan. Mulligan. Mulligan. I think I just did the math. It's two of four instead of one of three. What if the next one is playoff?

No playoff. We have to, though. It's the math. Get Quigs in. I want to hear Quigs. Quigs. Quigs get in here. We're leaning Mulligan.

He has two good things on the board. I'm leaning Mulligan. I think because the odds are still, if we leave that on there, if we Mulligan, the odds will be that it takes away some money. What percentage of the whole wheel is the black? There's a 60% chance if we Mulligan that it lands on something good

for us. Yes, exactly. And we won't be able to use the Mulligan. We'll only have one more chance to use the Mulligan after this. So it's like, we might as well use it now when we know it's a bad outcome as opposed to when it could be a bad outcome. And if we don't use it, the piece we would use on a mulligan is only going to be like 30% of it.

Oh man, okay. You want to keep the mulligan? No, no, no. I'm just worried. What's your thinking? I just really want to make sure that Bucks playoff gets... We're gambling, baby. Quigs, what do we do? Quigs from the bullpen.

I'm like half watching right now. So what's the – Show him the wheel. Show him the wheel. Steven has used all his mulligans. He's used his mulligan. We have one mulligan. Here's what the wheel is.

It just landed on leg cast plus 500. Okay. So we can either – Leg cast either comes off or we say mulligan and it stays on and we re-spin. And you can't use it on the last two. Right. So we would guarantee something bad...

We could guarantee no playoff bucks goes to the final if we keep our mulligan or we could take this bigger chance that something bad is going to happen if we use the mulligan right now and it'll be more that something bad is going to happen if we use the mulligan right now and it'll be more likely but we again won't be able to use it in the final what i have noticed which i don't know if this has been said yet but the fact that you made the sliver

yeah yeah it's like yeah it's less like yeah yeah yeah he doesn't eliminate it yeah um and we got slush fund on the second roll. I think not from like a analysis standpoint, but I think you leave it on there so the final two options. So you mulligan and try to get the final two options. Okay. Alright. Or why don't I cut you a deal? Oh, this

should be interesting. Okay. Let's hear it. Any deals? Oh wait, are you guys taking the mulligan or no we haven't decided what's your deal then if you um I will allow

you to not use your mulligan and we can wait oh okay keep it keep going keep going and you can you so you essentially get an extra mulligan but you have to use the one right now if we change the 531 to the slush fund. Wow. It's giving you $12,000.

Wait, and what is the deal for us? So then you get a free mulligan right now. Two mulligans. Two mulligans. To the slush fund. So you can, well, yes. So I would use the mulligan for you guys right now. Yeah.

And then you guys still have your mulligan. I'm going to talk to you as your agent. No, no, no, no, no. Brandon, get out of here. Brandon, shut up. Shut up, Brandon. No, no, no, no. I will counteroffer.

I will say slush fun plus primetime Bucs game. $12,000. You just did $12,000 for a playoff Bucs game. It's slush fun plus primetime Bucs game. Are you saying that is a sliver? No, the 531 becomes slush fund plus primetime Bucs game. We're getting an extra mulligan. Yes.

Let's change it to an early game, but I can do that. No, 1 o'clock? No, $12,000 is too much. Or we can do an America's Game of the Week. No. Actually, yeah, no, fuck. I'd rather do a primetime game. An America's Game of the Week.

This guy just lives NFL football. We're taking $12,000. A lot of fucking money. But then, okay, so you guys are getting a free mulligan. Yes. Free mulligan, $12,000, and the Bucks game. Yep. That's a good deal.

That's a fair deal. And I get an additional mulligan then, too. No. No, no, no, no. No. $12,000. That's crazy talk. $12,000 is on the table.

And the Bucks game would still be good content. That would be like still KB giving you stuff. I'm taking my 900 out from my whatnot sale. It's 11.1 now. Bucks, if we can up the leg cast money to 1,000, I would do that. No, no. Double leg up to 1,000. Leg and all up to 1,000 if you do leg and arm.

I think we got to do double. Double leg. I'm not doing if you do leg and arm. I think we've got to do double. Double leg. I'm not doing double leg. Leg and arm. So then let's just do the deal with the slush fund and the Bucks game. Yeah, primetime Bucks game. I think that's a fair deal. Let's just do that one because it's the most simple. We're adding too many wrinkles. So double

mulligan and you get this whole slush fund and the content from the Bucks game. Correct. You win it. $12,000. And we get that mulligan. Because look at all the money on it. Watch a Bucs game?

That's crazy. Okay, fine. Great deal. There we go. And we get our mulligan. And we get our mulligan. We get double mulligans. You save your mulligan.

You gave them two mulligans. You have no mulligans. We had to use our mulligan here. So we used it. Now we have one left. We have one more left. We have to use it mulligan here. We used it. We have one more. We have to use it on the incredible. That is incredible.

Let me go be on his side. This is bullshit. Why? You just gave them a second mulligan and you have none. And the slush fund really doesn't hurt. It's so much suck that Stephen gets it, but it's no one's money right now. It's a win-win. If it lands on what you want. You're taking away the Super Bowl from us, maybe.

Yeah, I'll just pay for that myself. All right. Oh, fuck. Oh, you guys are calling the Super Bowl, but I'm just saying I will make sure. So Stephen's killing us on this. Look what you did to get to the final three for a chance at $10,000. Stephen, if you win the slush fund money, will you take everyone to the Super Bowl?

Yes. Yes. No. No. Stop it, Brandon. Stop it, Brandon. I hope Eric and Dave don't. You said yes.

Yeah, I'm not taking it with the slush fund money. No, but you just said you're taking it with the Super Bowl. You just said you're taking it with the Super Bowl. Not to the actual game. Don't listen to me. Oh, no, to the week of the Super Bowl. You'll make sure everyone gets to go no matter what.

Hey, bring the money back. I can make sure they get sold through. Okay, all right, perfect. All right, so that's. He'll make sure it gets sold through. Wait, did you use your mulligan on that? I did use my mulligan. So let's recap real quick for everyone who understands.

So to start the show, I said – and this was just a purely hypothetical. If for some reason the act wasn't doing the Super Bowl this year, I was going to say that we'll use the slush fund to make sure everyone goes. So that was what I said before we even did this wheel. Now we've added Stephen gets the slush fund, plus he would not be able to watch a primetime Bucs game, plus he also will make sure everyone goes to the Super Bowl. Now he makes sure. Yeah.

The only thing he's won is instead of you making sure, now he's making sure that everyone He has to make sure everyone goes to the Super Bowl. I mean, I'm not... You said everyone's got to go to the Super Bowl. Sure. The money, the money are deposited directly into my bank account. Everyone goes to the Super Bowl I mean I'm nice But you said Everyone's gotta go to the Super Bowl Sure The money The money I would deposit directly

Into my bank account But I would make sure That yes The yak is a thing Just don't be assholes And say you won't do it But yeah If the yak

If everyone from the yak Doesn't go to the Super Bowl You have to give the money back That won't happen But yeah I like it how it is And we are using this mulligan To

I think this was fair for everyone Alright here we go Let's spend Let's and we are using this mulligan to... I think this was fair for everyone. Here we go. Let's spin. Let's have another mulligan. There's going to be a bad thing, right? Yeah. All right, let's go. The wheel is just.

Yeah. What are you saying? All right, thank you, Quigs. Thanks, Quigs. Good analytics. Congrats on NC State. Congrats on NC State. Trust the wheel.

Steve comes up big if this lands on something for us again. Yes. Yep. Steven is hoping. Then we something for us again. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yep. Steven is hoping. Then we get to spin again. Yes. Baby blue, baby blue, baby blue. Baby blue.

Slow down. Slow down. Sit. Sit. Damn, that hit us twice. Use it again? Use it. We were going to?

Yeah. Well, you're right in the back of the same choice that you had just a second ago. Damn, that worked out for Steven. Jay, hear us out. What if you give us one more? No, no, no. This is fine. Let's not do this.

Wait, wait. What? It's got to. Our sliver is so small. I don't like it. If we don't use it, we guarantee pretty much that no bucks playoff is in the final. If we use it right now, it could be double bad final. It could be double bad final.

I say we use it again. Double bad final is awesome. Let's just leave it up to the wheel. I vote Mulligan. Yeah. All right. Mulligan. Our next Mulligan.

Yeah. Yeah. We got to. Che gambled and won. At some point, we gotta rip the bandaid off And just see what the wheel decides Yeah Alright

Let's do it I mean Well now there are no mulligans No mulligans And the wheel is the wheel We're playing straight up ball Well I say no mulligans Because

Then there'll be You don't wanna use it There'll be three And we just have to make it To the final two Right But what are the Like his piece is so much bigger

And it's already landed on us twice. It's gotta hit that baby blue. Yeah. Let's go. Let's use it. It's a fallacy. I don't know. I like it. Lightning never strikes twice. Even though Justin... Lightning never strikes three times. But then there's still, even if it strikes

again, there's still a battle. This is serious. Good luck, Chet. You didn't say the wheel was just this time. The wheel was just. Die, die, die, die, die! Yes! Do it.

No! Just play him. Play him with fire. Fuck. Kyle was right. That sucks. Sorry, Kyle. What if we double the 3,200 and put it back on the wheel? Yes, I'll do that. Kyle was right. That sucks. What if we double the 3200 and put it back on the wheel?

Yes, I'll do that. No. Fuck. That sucked. Kyle was right. I don't think I was. The unlikely happened. Damn it.

Wait, where'd our... Okay, okay. Fuck. Oh, because you guys used the... Okay, yeah, yeah. I thought Lightcast was off. Man, he's going to end up with $3,200. Fuck. Yep.

All right, spin it again. That was such a bummer. No. No! Yes! Yeah. No! Yeah! No! All right, boys. Let's be friends and root for the slush fund, I guess. It's gone so poorly now.

The best thing for content would be the slush fund money. It's gone so poorly. It's gone so poorly. How did that backfire? It went so poorly. How did that happen? I'd be willing to take away the cast and make him use that money in a different manner. $500?

No, there's no cast left. Yeah, what am I doing? He's got nothing left. Okay, no. I'd be willing to gamble. He's either making $3,200 or $12,000. The only thing we have left is the primetime game. Yes, we can get rid of that.

If we took that off, how do we? Steve, that's a big deal for you, missing a whole game. Huge, huge. I'd be willing to take that. Would you rather do leg cast? I'd be willing to take the primetime off just to slush fun, to add. Oh, no, I got a deal. We'll take the primetime game off.

We'll make it a regular game on a Sunday so it doesn't have to be a primetime game. It's going to be a 1 o'clock game. And then on the 3200 side, we add a leg cast. So a slush fight? Then there's content no matter what. Yeah, there's no primetime and there's content We don't rob the people from content.

Company man. No primetime. I've thought about it. It's actually worse if it's a 1 o'clock game because then I can't see any game. Unless we just watch Red Zone. Is that allowed? No, because you'll get updates. You'll get sporadic updates. I think it would have to be a primetime game.

We prefer a primetime game. We're fucked. What if we added back on the playoff game? We take off the primetime game? Take off primetime. We take off the leg cast. We make it smaller. We take the leg cast off.

And we'll make it a smaller sliver. Wait, leg cast is already off. No, we'll take it off. It's already off. I like where I sit right now. I'm going home. No, duh. Of course you do.

Just give him however much cash you have. This is insane. Damn. He won. He won. He won. He won. He defeated.

His whole thing sucked. Leg always. He always. Always. He would have won regardless, I think. Switch primetime game for leg cast. I don't even know what I want to win, to be honest. Switch primetime game for leg cast.

You don't know what you want to want. You don't know if you'd rather have $12,000 as you want that? Yeah, I want that. Or $3,200? No, I like the primetime game because the content of watching the primetime... I'll make it $4,000 and you add a leg cast on the blue side. Okay, what about

slush fund plus primetime and you can give away money, lose money, lose some of that slush fund for a certain amount of minutes to watch the game. A quarter. You can pay $2,000 per quarter. I'll make the $3,205,000 for a leg cast. Deal. You get the money and the tweets.

No brainer. I'll try to help him. From the slush fund. It's a no-brainer. You get the money and the tweets. You have to do it. $5,000 and I have to do a leg cast for a week? As opposed to $3,200 for not.

What about leg casted with a partner? So there's a wheel with us on it. One of us. Hell no. No, just do the leg cast. I'll doed with a partner? So there's a wheel with us on it. One of us. Hell no. No, just do the leg cast. I'll do that with a partner. So someone gets, so there's content out of it. All right, fine.

If it's a partner, then I'm making it, staying at 3,200. That's not a deal for me at all. 4,000. 4,000. For the partner, because I could lose. Take 5,000 in the no partner. No, take a partner. Four grand. For a leg cast partner? Yeah. Hell no5,000 and no partner. No, take a partner. Four grand.

For a leg cast partner? Yeah. Four grand and a partner. I'm not doing that. Fuck that shit. That's a bad deal for all of us because then we all wind up losing out. We don't have ground to stand on. We need to sweeten this up for him.

We have to sacrifice one of us. I'm saying we sacrifice more money from the slush fund to put towards the $5,000. So you're $3,200. Our $1,800 from the slushie. And then he has to wear the leg cast for the week. So that's $5,000 for him total. But he has to wear the leg cast. You want to land on Owen as the partner.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, because we can use slush fund money. It lands on you a lot. You're right. $3,200 from you. $1,800 from the slush fund. You're right. And a leg cast for the week on the one side. You're right.

Chad is saying wheel reset. A wheel reset sliver? A little sliver wheel reset. I would love that. I do. What am I getting? No, a little sliver that says wheel reset. We'll add a little sliver for full slush or something. Tiny sliver.

Wheel reset and the $5,000. Yeah. I'll add. I'll bump up Wheel reset and the $5,000. Yeah. I'll bump up $3,200. So I get $5,000 if there's a wheel reset? No, no, no. I bump $3,200 to $5,000 and then a wheel reset. A tiny little sliver. That's a terrible deal for me.

No leg cast. No leg cast. No leg cast. Just $5,000. That's not a good deal for me. Jay, the odds of it landing on there are... That's a fine deal for you, Steve. I'll do two slush funds and a tiny sliver of a wheel reset.

What do you mean two slush funds? Both are slush funds. Both options. So he's going to get a slush fund with both options. Slush fund and leg cast slush fund and a tiny sliver. And a tiny wheel reset. That just says wheel reset. I like that.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. And this is head to head, so it has to. Yeah. I want it to land on the thing. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And this is head to head, so it has to. Yeah. I want it to land on the thing. Yes. Tiny.

Sorry. Not until it's the last. This is the last. No, no. There's three left. Oh, come on. No. We're talking.

No. Tiny sliver. Yeah, tiny sliver. One real. Yeah. Slush. No, because then it becomes very big. No, it doesn't.

It scales. It's on this. So it would be like 80% or 90%? We're putting it in now. We're not putting it in at the beginning of the wheel. It's not going to be slush. Sorry. So two slush fund options.

Two slush fund options. No, so it's slush fund and primetime game. Slush fund and cast and a tiny sliver for real reset. 5%. 5%. That's what a tiny sliver was. Yes. Tiny sliver was 5% to start with.

5, 5, and 5. I will do 5. I thought it was 10, but 5. A tiny sliver was 5. Give him 2.5%. All right, so you get the slush fund on either side. But we add leg cast to the 3,200. Yes.

So 3,200 because slush fund comes. We're kind of just giving away the slush fund. We're in a spot where we have to give away the slush fund. We have to. That's why it's nice that we have the slush fund. You've got to think with his brain. I will still, if he wins the slush fund on the blue side, I will still give him $3,200,

and then he'll take everything besides $3,200. Or we'll just auction some more shit on whatnot. We'll just go again on this one. I will put $3,200 back into the slush fund. All right. No matter what. Also, it's not your money. It's all of ours.

We agreed to it. That's true. So what are the options? So slush fund and a cast is one. Slush fund and the primetime bucks game is the other one. And 5% of the wheel is wheel reset. That looks about 5%. Now, Chet, you... I don't know.

And we want it to land on wheel reset. If it doesn't wheel reset, we will go quickly. He's making it smaller. He's making it smaller. Don't worry. So, hold on. Just to get the logistics of this down, if this lands on blue or yellow,

then this does get to be like 90% of the wheel or 80% whatever, a good thing. Yes. Okay. And we have to do four out of best of seven. But we personally wanted to land on that. I think that's a perfect amount of wheel reset. No, that right there.

Right there. That was good for you. That's good. No, temporarily yes, but's good. No, no. Temporarily, yes, but in the long term, no. Because it's going to grow exponentially. It's going to grow to scale. Yeah.

The other ones also grow. To scale. The other one grows as well. What percentage of that? Right now, your bigs are at 42%. Wheel resets at 14%. We agree to five. Yeah, put it at five. Put it at five.

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Wait, what? We'll go through it very quickly. I mean, do you guys want to do this? Yeah, I think so. We have to. We have no ground to stand on. Okay. Is it a deal, Trey? I mean, the slush fund, he said everyone's going to Super Bowl, and I also will put $3,200

back into the slush fund. We'll do some more auctions. We'll do more whatnots. A real valuable action. Listeners will love that. Let's do a live show for a slush fund. Yeah. Maybe the 12-hour show.

We'll do like a telethon. Yeah. Okay. I mean, this is what the slush fund's for. It's for us to just make crazy deals. All right, here we go. Ready? Yep. Good luck, here we go. Ready? Yep.

Good luck, everyone. Wheel is just. Wheel is just. Fuck. Damn it. There goes cast. Didn't we say it's elimination, so it's the last thing standing? Correct.

Not this one, right? No, so final two, you wanted to land on that. I thought we were all tricking you for that rule that we clarified at the beginning of the show. Yeah, it's four. When it lands on this, it's the remaining... It's going to be wheel reset.

The remaining wheel is what ends up being. No, you want... It's always you want your name at the end. No, we talked about this. Oh, we did talk about this. Yeah, and then I corrected you guys. We do it halfway both times. No, I'm not going to put him through this. Give us a little bit more on the wheel reset, just for fun. No, no, no, talk about this. Yeah, and then I corrected you guys. Both times. No, I'm not going to put him through this.

Give us a little bit more on the wheel reset just for fun. No, no, no, no, no. No, come on. It's not bad. Getting the snipping your yellow is. It's 10%. Give us a – come on, Steve. There.

That's 18%. That's 18%. That's a fighting chance. That's a fighting chance. We'll have to negotiate. Give us a fighting chance. That's 18%. Give us a fighting chance. That's a fighting chance. We'll have to negotiate. Give us a fighting chance. That's 18%. Give us a fighting chance.

Give us a fighting chance. That's good. That's fair. Give us a fighting chance. Fighting chance for Slush Fund plus $3,200. God damn. No, just give us a fighting chance. You're robbing us.

$15,000. I'm getting nothing out of this. You're going to win this. I'm getting nothing out of this. You're mathematically. Look at the math of it. Should we get Quigs in again, Steven? Should we just do one spin? Wait, wait.

I thought you were doing it on purpose. I think we have a better chance with one spin. No, no. I was mostly, I just wanted to get to the finals with these two because I figured we can negotiate to make the pink bigger. We did. We just did. No, you just made it bigger.

I didn't agree with that. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't agree, but we can negotiate. We'd still have to win four of the seven. I mean, I'm going to have to say unlikely for sure,

but possible. What about miracles do happen. You don't get to watch the last quarter of the primetime game. So it's an elimination wheel the entire time

and then it switches in the finals. You do opposite rules. Yeah, we are doing that, but gotcha. Steven, we'll let you do the rules you want to do, but you've got to give us a little bit more percentage. I'll take away the primetime game for 50-50.

I will too. Yes! It's up to you. You just get the slush fund flat out? Flat out, you get the slush fund. Flat out. What about if we get it 40-60? No.

45-50. No, because now I'm risking losing the slush fund. Flat out. No. What about if we get it 40-60? No. 45-55. No, because now I'm risking losing the slush fund. No, you're not, because it's a real reset. It would still be on there. Yeah, it'd still be on there. No. Nope. I like it as it is, but the pink has to be smaller.

Oh, no. Now you're fucking... No, come on. Now you're trying to rake us over the coals. This is bullshit. Then let's change part of the game, because I'm not getting anything out of this deal. He's right. You're getting better content.

You have to miss a whole Bucks game. That's going to kill you. A primetime game you won't get to watch. Plus all the money. The pure slush fund would be back on the board with a wheel reset. Yeah, you don't have to fly us to the Super Bowl. This is your 12K now. Change it to primetime game half of the game.

You can pick the half. 50? 50-50? No, no, no. For this size right now. This is already double the size it should be. That's insane. You're going to have to at least give us a forearm cast.

Yeah, we've established this size. If you want half of a game, that's a forearm cast. That's the conversion rate. Steven, here's what I'll do. This is a good offer. What is it at right now? What is Wii Uet at right now? It got made bigger to like 18%.

All right, what if Wheel Reset's 30% and if you hit Wheel Reset, the Wheel Resets, but you get 500 in your pocket no matter what, can't be taken away? No. Oh, that's good. I'm just handing you cash. And then you could still win 3,200.

You could still win the slush fund. You could still win the slush fund. You could still win the slush fund. 50-50. I'm just handing you $500. 50-50 wheel reset plus slush fund. Wheel reset is very bad for me. It's the same odds as it was at the beginning. No. The wheel was good for you this time.

It'll be good for you again. $1,000. I'll give you $1,000 cash. I'm in a good spot. I'm comfortable. Why is this getting bigger? It's not getting bigger. You have... Dude, your vaccines are fucking with your brain. That's the same size. No, it should be something just above 10%, I believe.

What about a best of one? 18%. We like a best of one? No. I think 18%. Better for us. If it's less than 18, we should... Yeah, I think it's best of one.

No way. Why? Let's do it. Best of one. No way. Why? Let's do it. Best of one. No, do not consent. He doesn't consent. All right, fine. Fuck it.

Let's spin it. 18%. Let's spin it. Best of seven. No, it's not. It's 11%. Who the fuck is over, dude? 11%.

13%. I'll give you 300 bucks for 18%. No. You don't even get... Even if... Like, you just get it. So it'd be slash fun plus it. 600 bucks. It's impossible for that. I'm, like, you just get it. So it would be Slush Fund plus it. 600 bucks.

It's impossible for that. I'm going to give you 300 bucks. 600. 400. Six. No. 300 and a $300 bet. He's got us over the cold.

Yeah, he's got us. Let's just spin it. It's over. It's lost. Spin it. It's over. What'd you do? It's just over.

It's over. He beat us. If you guys want to remove the primetime game we could talk wait If you guys want to remove the if you guys want to remove the primetime games I can make the thing bigger We try to remember we did we try to go 50 50 for what's the size? I don't want to lose primetime game. That's good future content. Not 50-50, but I'll give you a bigger size. And I'm knowing how much this means to him.

At least we're getting one win. All right, 45-55. We make the primetime game a half. We get to pick the game, and then it gives us so much time to make it worse. I'll give you 25% if you remove the primetime game. No. We're done. We got cooked.

I hope you got to pay your taxes on this. What about second half? remove the primetime game. No. We're done. We got cooked. I hope you got to pay your taxes on the slush fund. What about second half? Because that's all that matters, really. We're dead. We're dead. Playoff game second half. We need a win.

We got to just take it. Yeah, we got to take it. Because he does have to pay taxes on the slush fund. Over $10,000. That's rude. I will call the IRS on you. If you make the wheel reset 40% right now, I won't call the IRS. That's like a 4K difference right there. It's over.

You just got to know when he won. He won. Won 12 grand. Fuck! Good game, Che. When are we starting the best of seven? Yeah, when are we starting the best of seven? It's more, baby!

Should we start it now? Yeah, we didn't. We were still negotiating. We were still negotiating. We were still negotiating. That means it's wheel reset, right? We're not going to get it. Yeah, TJ, spin it just like that when they count. All right, so, I mean, you guys get something out of this.

It's the primetime game for the Bucs. You get the primetime, yeah. That fucking sucks. Damn it. That'll be worth it. We're going to win in the long run. No, that's going to be funny. We have a lot of time to make this awful.

Well, I will stay true to my word that $3,200 will replenish the slush fund. I think that during Stephen's not watching the Bucks game when he's getting the riddles, he should have to run an auction to replenish. Yeah. He should have to get on whatnot. You do that for us? Come on, dude. We just

literally lost our nest egg. As a show, think of all the planning we were doing. We were going to go to fucking Lake Tahoe. I'll do some stuff for whatnot. Yeah, on the stream, the primetime game, please. You got to make it all back. Maybe not the whole time, but yeah, I'll bring some stuff. If you don't make the $12,000 back in the slush fund,

Lake cast. No, absolutely not. We just got dominated. We did. Dominated. We were fucking killing, too. A regular wheel. That's us counting the slush fund as money that we had.

Yeah. It's not. It's fake money, and he still has to be fucked. The slush fund is actually real now. This is $3,200 cash. Actually, we won. Yeah. Now he has to miss a whole Bucks game.

Rhyme time. And again, he has to pay taxes on the slush fund. I don't appreciate you doing that, but... You're going to try to not pay taxes? 1,200? That's like six grand. So we really only lost three grand. He's walking with us.

Let's be honest. Anything you were going to use it on, you could probably just ask them for the cash. Right. And again, this becomes slush fund. So we're not zero. Now it's on the Yak listeners. Next time we get on whatnot to really ramp it up so we can get this slush fund back. It's on you guys and it's on Steve and Che to make that money back.

And Che has guaranteed that everyone's going to the Super Bowl. Right. We are going to go to the Super Bowl. Guaranteed. You are the one who has to make it happen. So now we got to spend. Paying for tickets after taxes. No, no, I said no tickets.

One ticket's going to be like that. You didn't say no tickets. I did, explicitly. So you're just taking us to Arizona, not the Super Bowl. I could go to Arizona on my own. What? It's going to be expensive. You get the hotels and everything? No. What are you talking about? So how are you making sure we're

going? We'll get it sold, for sure. Okay. And if not, you give the fucking money. If we don't all make the Super Bowl, you have to give the slush fund back. Big Cat's certainly an up-and-comer. I'll try and get his name on the list. Steven, you dog. Congrats. Thank you, guys.

I appreciate it. Which Bucs game should we pick? Let's look at the schedule. Let's look at the Bucs schedule. What would be the worst one? This is our chance to fuck. What about this? Stephen does an auction while the Bucs are playing,

and he can watch the game as soon as it hits 12,000. No, no. We'd have to double it for him to watch the game. Yeah, no, let's not lose the one thing we have. Yeah, we can't. Yeah, no, it's over. We lost. You got to know when you lost.

The second he spends all that money, we won. Yeah. That's't. Yeah, no, it's over. We lost. You got to know when you lost. Yeah. The second he spends all that money, we won. Yeah. That's true. That's true, yeah. TJ, can you do that for me? Diapers and shit? Yeah, diapers are expensive as fuck. Baby formulas.

Fucking non-existent. What about the Bucs game? Should we do it this week? Yeah, I like this week. Oh, Sunday, yeah. Bucs-Cowboys. That would be nice. Kickoff, that's probably prime time.

Week one's not bad. What's up? Ravens-Bucs is a Thursday. I don't know. He's been waiting a long time for football. Let's probably prime time. Week one's not bad. Ravens-Bucks is a Thursday. I don't know. He's been waiting a long time for football. Let's make it a little bit longer. Yeah, let's just do it. There's also a Christmas game that we can make him miss.

Let's do week one. Let's go week one. There's no other prime time games, so let's do it this week. We're playing the Seahawks in Germany. That's going to be pretty cool. No, no, no. That's going to be an early kick. Oh, no, no, no. Literally the opposite to be an early kick. That's the morning.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Literally the opposite of primetime. You don't get to watch week one primetime. Yeah, we'll do week one. And you'll get it over with ripping the band-aid off. You can see you in English. Press one. Oh, what's that?

I'm calling the IRS. I got a lot of new employees. I'm pumped for Steven. Did you text your wife? Yeah. I'll win this whole ordeal is over. Hell yeah. I'm pumped for Steven. Did you text your wife? Yeah. I'll, when this whole ordeal is over, I will let her know. You just won surviving Barstool. More than surviving Barstool.

More than surviving Barstool. Good shit. Are there any other primetime games that they have? For the Saints. December 5th against the Saints. You would really like to watch that. I would say, do I have to? If you are calling to make an appointment at a taxpayer assistance...

Is it legal to do this? Yeah, why not? Is it legal to not fucking pay your taxes? Who said I'm not going to pay my taxes? Well, let's hope. We are unable to process your response. Fuck. Thank you for calling the Internal Revenue Service.

Goodbye. Wow. He's kind of a hot-sounding robot. Oh, my God. He beat us. I can't stand that he beat us. I love a wet wheel. He smoked us.

He smoked us. He's obliterated. We have to do Sunday night. He ate us like a fiddle. Yeah, but does that mean that KB still has to give him riddles, or should we just make him sit in a room and watch it? We'll have the week to figure out how I'm going to –

Yeah, or what were the other games? Oh, what about the Chiefs? They play Chiefs primetime, right? I'm going to that. Oh. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, no, you can't. No, no, no, no.

Oh, you're not? Uh-uh. We'll do a wheel for what game it is. Yeah, no, no. So we're going to do the Chiefs Bucks. No, don't do that. I already have it planned. Oh, he doesn no. So we're going to do the Chiefs Bucks. No, don't do that. I already have it planned. Oh, he doesn't even have it.

I just texted him about this yesterday. Yeah, the wheel said that you had to miss a prize time game. That's a good one. October 2nd. What is it? Sunday night? Yeah. Sunday night?

Let's do that one. Yeah, that's perfect. You could go to the game. You could still go. You could go to the game, but you can't watch. You have to bring someone that makes sure that you don't watch. That would be easy to tell by the cheers and chants. Earplugs, blindfolds.

He shouldn't be able to go to the game. Because he'll sneak a watch. Yeah, he will sneak a watch. He'll buy a ticket for someone on the show, and we'll supervise him. KB has to give me the plates, right? I'll go with you to the game. Yes. You can't watch.

You can't watch. No, but he'll hear the crowd. We're going to plug his ears. Noise-canceling headphones. And a blindfold. It has to be blindfolded the whole time. You have to use a slush fund to get KB a ticket and somebody else.

No. So KB will go with you. That'll be an expense. Don't do it that game. That's the one game I was going to this year. Let's go. Let's do it. Jay.

Come on. It's a prime time game. Prime time game. Shouldn't have left this in our hands, brother. That's bad negotiating by you. Well, there's a bunch of games. You should have put a caveat on that. No caveat, huh?

I'm not doing the 10 a.m. game either. I'll let you go to that game. You can make it a playoff game. Offensive almost. We'll trade. We'll trade the Chiefs make it a playoff game. Offensive almost. We'll trade. We'll trade the Chiefs game for a playoff game. That's fair. We'll trade the Chiefs game for a first half of the playoff game.

No, no, no. And a cast. And a cast. Cast to the playoff game, first half. What about you get to watch the game, but you have to wear the leg cast to the game? No, I think he goes to the game, has the leg cast, watches the second half. When's that game? October 2nd.

Okay, what if you only got the updates in Mandarin Chinese? So you have a month to learn football terminology in Mandarin. That's fair. If you're dedicated enough, you'll be able to know exactly what's happening. Spoken Mandarin. You don't have to learn how to read it. Nothing will change. No. But the names are spelled out.

You win, yeah. Alright, fine. It's the Chiefs game. From here, you don't go to the game. That's what you choose. I picked the Chiefs game because I figured it would be the most friendly because I can go to the Packers the week before, too. Okay, great. Go to that.

Yeah, go to that, I guess. But I thought that would be a good stream. It will be. It'll be a good stream. It will be. It ought to be a great stream. It'll be a great stream. We're going to watch it, and you're going to get riddles. Are we making him? You already have tickets for this Chiefs game?

I don't, but I can. Oh. Oh, gee. You bought your flight? Have you bought your flight? I was getting it today, yeah. Oh, you haven't gotten it, so you're good. You can get it.

Yeah. You lose no money. Something came up. That'll be a great game. Can we do it for Packers, Bucks the week before? What time is that game? 425. That's America's game of the week.

It's not primetime. That's not primetime. I mean, it's a better game. I can't understand primetime. It's primetime. All right. Chiefs game. We'll do something for the Chiefs game.

You get the slush fund. We need to rebuild the slush fund from scraps. Well, from 3200. We'll just do it from scraps. Save your money. Come on. I put the money up. We plan our trump card. KB, fuck a fan. Are we doing that still? I can't believe he beat us.

I can. He just keeps doing it. You're right. Actually, I should take that back. Of course he beat us. I don't know why we get hope up every time. Because it looked good. It looked great. It looked so promising. We, we, fuck.

It looked so promising. There was a point I felt bad. Yeah. I thought we were walloping on him. Brandon's a fucking traitor, dude. Yeah, Brandon actually ruined everything, I guess. I was pumped you guys used your mulligans when you did. Yeah.

Yeah. PB, I'm sorry. I'm pumped that you're not going to watch the cheese games. Fuck. And I'm actually pumped you get the 32 or the slash front or whatever. I don't care about that. It's been a fucking wheel. Thank you.

Thank you, TJ. Uh-oh. Motherfucker. Monster fucking dip. I don't remember what that is. Someone has to do a monster dip. I thought we did a wheel, and it's either a dip in the ocean, you eat a whole thing of dip, or you do a full can of dip.

And we spin a wheel for who it lands on and spin a wheel for what they do? Yep. I want to dress up as Jason Voorhees and sneak out from somewhere. Just a big-ass dip. Yeah, somebody's going to have to eat an entire seven layers. Let's just not even do elimination, just first person to get it. Yeah. Put all business feedback on there.

Yeah. Welcome. Hope they have to eat a whole can of queso during the show. That would be very funny. That would be sweet. Queso is kind of good. Yes! Yes!

All right. In the show. Back! We're back, boys. What is it? Hell yeah! That was so great. Pick what dip we want to go on the wheel.

Or what dip is. It could be an acronym. Well, I pick it. I pick what the dip is. Absolutely not. The wheel does. We pick it. You just said that the wheel does it before.

It was the ultimate redemption. You're so back. Woo. That was great. Yeah, we'll spin the wheel tomorrow. He should have to do the dip during the game If we stream it Yeah, that could be

On stream blindfolded eating queso I don't want it to definitely be queso I don't mind If one of them was 30 minutes You have to be fully submerged in a body of water You could shred water There's seven of us on here Why don't we each bring a layer for the dip

Oh, yeah Seven layer dip, bring a layer for the dip? Oh, yeah. Seven-layer dip. Okay. Can we spin for the dip? Are we making a dip? B-Y-O-L. Does he have to eat something, or are we bringing something to put on the wheel?

I've said this before, but I've never done one of the lip dips. Yeah. That will definitely be on there, a whole tin of Skull, a whole tin of Copenhagen, a whole tin of Grizzly. And a dip in some sort of water.

It could be a vat of anything. A dip could be slime. Slime? Undefined slime? Yes! Back in the slime! Yes! Oh, what about dipping his leg into a cast?

For a week! Should we all bring in a suggestion for a dip to put on the meal? This is date to spin tomorrow. We'll do dip spin tomorrow. Yes, and then date TBD. We should just take everything back. We could dip into the slush fund.

Yes! This is our chance to get everything back. We got it all back. Oh, hell yes. Okay. Anything else? I think that's a good ending point. Oh, bird dogs.

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You might not play like Tiger on a bender, but you'll feel just as good. That's the rule. Go to birddogs.com, enter promo code YAK. You'll get a free rope hat. Hell yeah. All right, great show, boys. That was great. That was a great show.

I feel good again, the fact that he has to do Monster Dip. Go find a way to win. We're going to make this torture. No, because if we all bring something bad, he can't win. You're right. There's no reason for us to give him any out for it to be anything good. The way he just made out like a $12,000 bandit. He made $12,000 today.

$12,338. $12,338. So again, taxes. Believe what? Hunt takes a cut of that. And the IRS. Yeah. You are going to pay your taxes, right? I always do.

Not Hank. How will you be reporting that? $12,000. As a gift or winnings? I don't know. I have a guy that handles all that, so I'll let him decide. Let's call him up. An accountant.

Shout out to Captain Danny. All right. We'll see you next time. Dip day.