The Yak - Steven Unveils His Billion Dollar Idea | The Yak 9-30-22

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

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I'll be on the lookout. Right in the fucking face. And there's no telling how she'll respond. An RPG? Maybe just a sidearm? You never know. I don't know. I guess I'll have to find out because I don't even know what I would do yet.

What are you thinking? You remember the rapper Narcotic? He got GNAR? I don't. He got in trouble for having an RPG. But he wasn't a rapper, was he? He designed clothes. He does clothes and raps. He had a full-ass RPG.

Really? What is an RPG? Like the big over-the-shoulder... There was one in Atlanta that all these influencers were going just to take a picture with. Really? In a bathroom. Anton Don shot one. Kate shot one at a village.

Billy shot one. Billy shot one? Billy shot one? Billy shot one into a cow. What? He was really young. Wait, what? Oh, he didn't. I don't think that's true.

He didn't. He told us. Cows again? He told the hell out of the story. He told it about a son. I think he said it on Son of a Boy Dad, right? No, he told us at Most Dangerous. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're telling me Billy football. He was really broken up about it. He murdered a cow with a. with a bazooka, basically. Where was he? He was somewhere not in the United States. It has to be. Where is it done, Kate? Is there a place where you can pay $200 or something?

Yeah, Afghanistan. But isn't the ammo for it very expensive? Oh, yeah. He just shot one rocket, and there's just a cow, and he said, then they just explode. The new U.S. aircraft carrier, our most advanced, isn't the ammo like $100,000 a round? Oh, it's insane. We can't even. They just have empty guns.

Littoral combat ships, it's called. Littoral. Littoral. That's intimidating. Good luck finding that out. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah.

A lot of people are afraid of it. Yeah. Somebody had this great tweet about like, this is dumb, but like how the people shooting like our, it's not RPGs that we use, but like our AT4s, they're like,

they cost 80 grand each. So it's someone shooting an AT4 who will never make that much in a year at somebody who won't even make that much in a lifetime. Well, because the lifetime is probably ending immediately. Right. You're right. That's a great point.

But just how absurd it all is. How much it costs. It is crazy. How do they even practice? Do they have like fake ones? Is there a cottage industry that's making like a cheap, like a half-off one that you can practice with?

I think you just wing it. Yeah. You're at that point, you're just like, okay. I'd be touched to be killed by something so expensive though. Yeah. For me?

For me? Yeah. Don't like officers over there. They'll just like, if they're having there they'll just like if they're having um like higher ups or if they're hosting people they'll just go and like shoot off like big expensive weapons and shit like that is kind of a diverge like a fun activity i was like at the end of how do you pronounce it ed yeah and so everybody celebrates like a big party and so everybody just goes outside with all their weapons and like just straight up into the sky.

Raining money. Anything they have. Yeah. It is crazy. You should be able to recycle bullets. Yeah. You'd think. You can.

As long as you can find them. How? You have to go get the shells and then refill them, right? Really? Yeah. My dad has a reloading station. You recycle the bullets? In New York.

Yeah. I don't know. A battle rapper one time said that he like like, reloaded the gun with the bullets that came out of it, and everyone made fun of him. Yeah, you can't do that. And they were like, you can't do that. Do they just, they don't work, or it's a flaw? I don't know, if you have to, like, put them in, like, the shaker and, like, kind of...

Zasp is the most recent of us to have shot guns. I feel like he would know. Well, I don't think so. That's not true. Is that? Isn't it? Is it not? Did it? Isn't it? Did you guys last shoot guns?

Last night. Probably got hurted on the Citizen app. I shot guns like a month ago. Last night? Still got them? He's got me beat. Yeah. Shot gun to Mississippi.

Okay, Mississippi. We tried to shoot in New York, and I forgot that, like, the laws are, like, most gun laws are not as, like, not strict as Phoenix. Yeah. Right, yeah. We called, like, some gun range in Rochester, and they were like, yeah, no. They're quite not relevant. Yeah. Yeah, they were like, no, you can't just come in and shoot guns. So what do you need to do?

You need, like, a permit and everything, yeah. But they're about to get concealed carry in New York or something? Are they? I don't know. I can't wait to stand my ground. Yeah, that'll... You've been dying to stand your ground. You earned it.

You got a lot of ground to stand. I do. Especially with your new big house. I feel like you're cresting into a new period of life. You're over... You told me the square footage. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.

Yes, you did. Over or under 4,000? Slightly under. That's a nice house. That's a nice house. That's a nice house. I predicted this a few weeks ago. It was foretold.

The future of the richest people's houses and homes are going to be much smaller. They're just going to be made of more expensive things. It's going to be nicer. I think size is going to go down, like the sedan market. That's how stadiums are doing. Really? I think expensive homes are going to start shrinking. People are building smaller stadiums.

Yeah, but they're putting in bigger Trons. It's exactly right. Smaller, but nicer. Yeah, you're right. It's going to all be Tron at some point. That's what the new thing is. I wouldn't mind having a Tron stadium. I wouldn't mind having a Tron stadium. I wouldn't mind having a Tron house.

You're about to have a Tron legacy. Didn't we go down like a big rabbit hole? Trons? Yeah, of Trons and someone had one in their man cave. I don't know if it was a Tron. It was tiny. Four TVs built into something to look like a stadium in stadiums. Steven's Trons-phobic.

Yeah, are you, Steve? I do prefer looking at the game if I'm at a game. Well, yeah. Transphobic. Yeah, that's a, I mean. That's not really a transphobic. That's adorable, though. That's cute.

That's a novelty. That's TV. It's not helpful. No. That doesn't make anything easier. And there's probably one of those that has never had eyes laid on it. You have to stand flush against that window wall to be able to watch the TV. I think it

looked cool. Yeah, I liked it. It looked cool, yeah. But KB, I'm kind of with you. I think that like a massive house is just like anxiety induced. You're not even going to be in that room ever. In like 50 years, we'll look back and like, why were they so big and dumb?

Yeah. And like, yeah, like most of these rich people aren't at their homes too often. And whenever I see the tours of the homes, it's so much empty space. They're very cold. Like the guy, GT, the kombucha guy. Have you seen his house? That house is fucking horrifying. Yeah.

It's all cement and everything's built into the walls. It's kombucha guy. GT kombucha. and everything's built into the walls. It's... Kombucha guy? GT Kombucha. His mansion's crazy. GT Dave. GT Dave. I don't know nothing about this Kombucha guy.

What's he famous off of? Bucha. You know, like, all the Kombucha that you ever see, it is, like, his brand. Oh, he has, like, the big one.

Kombucha? There's a couple big brands, but he has, like, the huge one. There's two that I'm thinking of. I'm wondering which one he is. Do you see the Yankee Candle Guy's house? That guy.

That guy. The bottom one. Synergy one. Synergy. This is all GT. What's the top left one, though? That one is the... Health Aid.

Health Aid. I like the Health Aid. Yeah, they have that pink apple one. They have a tart apple that's to die for. Gives you that healthy gut bacteria. Wait, so that guy's a fucking billionaire? Look at his mansion. People get billionaires off of crazy shit.

Oh, yeah. We got to find a thing. Yeah. I don't think we're talented enough to get a thing. So if everything is going really, really well, but maybe one thing is not, that's all I focus on. I believe that perfection is not a real thing, but the pursuit of perfection certainly is.

I wouldn't mind if he got beaten to death with one of his statues. Looks like A-Rod after Michael Jackson surgery. Looks like Ronaldo. Like, imagine, you can't chill there. That's a robot, man. I am a creative person. Like, imagine, you can't chill there. That's a robot, man. A rabbit? Oh, wow. He's a cool entrepreneur.

This guy just did kombucha? Yeah. And how does that even work when you come out with a drink? It's not you, like, testing and doing trial and error with the ingredients, is it? I don't think so. We're credited as responsible for bringing kombucha to America. Because it became a huge health trend. Like, it was, like, the biggest new thing.

I go crazy for kombucha. Your tummy is— Your microbiome is just kombucha. I got real into it. Never looked up anything about it, but just blindly thought it was healthy. He didn't invent kombucha or come up with his own kombucha. What is the creative process in that? Getting yoga women to buy it.

You just have to put it with a bunch of socks for maybe six months or something like that. Let it ferment. Yeah. Water. So we could go out into the world, find something and bring it back to America. What a ton of people. That's what he did.

Yeah. That's what a lot of people. Matcha. Matcha. Yeah. Where should we go? Let's go to Tuvalu. Let's go to fucking Asia and bring back noodles.

Yeah. Has that been done? Or saffron. I just want to do that so we can have a lot of noodles. I had an idea that wasn't crazy dissimilar, but it was domestic. So the idea, and I had a name for the business and kind of a plan,

but then right before I got a job here. Yeah, you're playing coy. The name of the business. I'll tell you what it was. No, no, no. You say the name. We'll guess what it was. Oh, yeah.

It won't make sense. I will. No, no. I want it this way. I bet'll guess what it was. Oh, yeah. It won't make sense. I will. No, no. I want it this way. I bet KB can get it. I bet KB would know. The name of the business was H2 Home. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, it's dumb. Yeah, that is dumb. H2 Home. Is it a sink? Water? Did you invent the sink? It was like a straight up water.

Okay. H2 Home. How people put those things on their sink that filter it, something like that? No. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Several rooms in the house just have a water dispenser you can walk up to. Oh, like an intercom. It was a brand of water that would be tap water from your local areas.

So, for example, New York has tremendous tap water, very healthy, high in fluoride, but also a good-tasting tap water. Whereas different parts of the country have worse-tasting tap water. So if you're a transplant— So you're taking New York tap water and selling it in Colorado. You're buying tap water? Correct. So you'd sell it in airports. And that's kind of where you see a lot of trendy waters.

Oh, it's a thing? This was several years ago that I thought of this. But he's saying it's a thing. I'm telling you this idea was probably 2014, 2015. It's still just an idea though. If you sold bags of air. I want to point out that H2 Home is the worst

name for that. Tapped is a good ass name. Tapped is a great name. Right, tap water. Because you'd probably get it from if you live in New Jersey, you'd probably want, maybe you have an affinity

for Mississippi tap water. But if I'm from Michigan and I've heard that New York tap water is great, that's not my home water. But you could buy Michigan water and have a taste of home. If I'm from Michigan, I...

You probably like... I have Michigan water. If you're from Michigan and you live in New York, and even though the New York tap water is good, you might want to save some home. Every state, there's going to be a lot of shelf space. Chicago Airport will have Illinois tap water bottled. No, it'll have all over the country.

Okay. How much shelf space are you going to get in these stores? It's a whole airport. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it was an idea. It was a long time ago.

It's actually not a bad idea because there are people that prefer their home state. Especially New Yorkers. Anywhere else in the country, they're always like, well, New York's tap water.

They always... That's what pizza does. That's girls. The tap water in Florida is so bad. What? Why would you buy tap water if you're buying bottled water? It's fucking water.

No, there's a taste. You don't. Yeah, but you're not drinking it for pleasure. You don't drink water for pleasure. You're just staying hydrated. You're quenching your thirst, which is a type of pleasure. I guess relief. But who gives a shit?

There's high end. When you're out in Florida and it's hot and you're sweating, drinking a glass of water is for pleasure. It's pleasurable to have your thirst quenched. I'm not drinking it for taste. There's water sommeliers at high-end hotels that get paid more than I do to their water experts. You know how they do wine pairings at meals?

These fancy restaurants will do water pairings. I like watching water sommeliers on YouTube. They make a ton of money. It's a whole thing right now. I had one once. There was a restaurant that had a water sommelier and a salt sommelier. I know they had them for salt. Yeah, they had a salt song.

Were you just playing along or were you like, I kind of get it. I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell. I'm in front of a CVS pharmacy, so I couldn't tell. They all tasted fucking crispy. That's how I'd imagine. It's like the other guy in disguise. They have the New York tap water in a bottle. What was I thinking?

They do it from sweet places like Poland Spring. I hate this guy. Oh, he actually makes Once out there they're coming from five different sources, so you really don't know which one you're getting but it's at least a spring source Aquafina from Pepsi Dazani the same from cola processed tap don't buy that ice can you make them what I consider a good water I wanted to open up an ice cream truck, but it was a barber on the inside. Driving through neighborhoods, you hop in, get a little cut. That's a cute idea. I like that. You're tricking kids. No, it's not going to play.

It's just the shape of an ice cream truck. It's not going to have ice cream on the outside or be playing the song. I thought you were luring them in to get haircuts they wouldn't normally get. Yeah, maybe. I bet it exists. Probably does. I bet someone's done it. Yeah.

No, I didn't mean it like that. No, no. Everything already exists. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. I didn't mean to shit on your idea. You did. Oh, and what's already exists. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. I didn't mean to shit on your idea. You did.

Owen, what's good, bro? Not much. Hanging out. Fuck yes, dude. Yes, sir. Sweatpants season. Good hat today. Cozy Friday. Peanuts. Thank you. I like that. I like to get cozy on a Friday. I didn't, but I like to. What's everybody got in store for the weekend? Oh, you know. What are you gonna do,

Rowan, with your newfound time? I'm going to a magic show tonight. Really? High-end magic show. I don't know. That's essentially magic. That's what he's been doing. Is it the one that's by...

With his future bass. Is it the one that's by Sleep No More? It's more magic than doing Sleight of Hand. I don't know what type of magic it's going to be. What is Sleep No More? It might be Sleep No More. That sounds like a familiar...

It's a hotel. You walk through this hotel. I think they replay... You're basically walking through the play Macbeth, but you have to walk through the play. I think I have a third row seat for this. Oh, okay. That's the best row.

I'm going to get picked to be an assistant or some shit. Front two rows will. You think? Yeah. Definitely not the front row. Third row is still splash zone. I know, that's what I'm worried about. If a guy asks me to play Russian roulette with him or some shit like that.

But, Sass, I'm trying to come to see his set afterwards. Yeah, I don't have any. You said you might get a late night one. Possibly. Get one. I'll see what I can do. I got a newfound freedom. Yeah, that is true.

It's fucking kind of nice. New lease on life. Sweet new lease on life. Yeah, I was going to be hosting a food stage with Andrew Zimmern. Andrew Zimmern. The foremost expert on testes. The bizarre foods. Bizarre foods, yeah.

He was going to be there. All he does is eat nuts. He just eats penis and whatnot. And it's kind of accessible now. Penis. Oh, yeah. Bibs can get his hands on penis whenever he wants. Yes.

Yep. I didn't try his shit this week, Vibs's. I didn't either. Was it penis? I heard it was terrible. No, I heard people would rather have had penis than the beer that they had. 75% alcohol beer. I did it.

God damn. Did it? Were you lit up? It made my mouth. Well, I did it right before he poured me a pretty good one, and then as soon as we got in here, Kim brought in her boozyzy drink and I was like, all right It's one of those days but no it made my mouth water you ever have just like water come out of your mouth Just pour out

Sweat I took it and all of a sudden just water started pouring out of my mouth. It was weird. I've never had that. It's gross. Yeah. What day of the week was that? It got you fucked up? I feel like I was sitting in here a little buzzed. I guess that was Monday. I got fucked up yesterday. I did too.

The four loco in the front. Yeah. I apologize for leaving. I didn't even notice. You were off that Zaza. Yeah. Yeah. I was sitting here and I was feeling pretty good,

but then I started to get scared that Casey was going to be very mad at me, so I had to go find her and apologize. Smoking weed on the yak. Not that I did. Why? Did you have to apologize to Casey? I don't know. You're her elder.

Yeah. I don't know, but I went and sat in the corner with Casey for an hour before we recorded Unnecessary Roughness. Crazy how we're conditioned to feel bad for experiencing Mother Nature. Right? We're experiencing something that comes from the fucking earth. Fuck. AB was lit up, too.

That was a nice sensation. Yeah. Yeah, I want to know, what was that? That was just a cheap $5 strain? Yeah, I like that. I like that, too. Because weed has gotten too good. It's way too good.

Yeah, it made that. I like that, too. Because weed has gotten too good. It makes you feel good. Yeah, it made me feel good. Like, bad weed or a very small amount of weed is way better than good weed or lots of weed. Right. Just a little taste. Just a little touch of it. I was doing great. A little suckle on the teat. Yeah.

Yeah. KB, when was the last time you smoked before that? I'm doing the Delta 8 or 9 now, but I'm just puffing the vape thing. We're just going to ignore how big KB's arms are getting. They're huge. He's wearing smaller shirts. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. They're the shirts that I was swimming in. The camera doesn't even give it justice. Your arms are checking everything. Yeah. You go up to the camera and flex. In a totally platonic way, can you please show us what you're working with?

I would have assumed that. Okay. We'll walk up to the camera. Go show everybody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't just zoom in, zoom in. But what about that left arm? Because the right arm is kind of...

It's not as big. It's not as big. It looks bigger. It looks pretty big. Going up the sleeve. You can't trust the viewers to stay platonic... It's not as big. It's not as big. It looks bigger. It looks pretty big. Going up the sleeve. You can't trust the viewers to stay platonic. Oh, damn. Whoa.

Wow. This ain't right. This ain't right at all. You ain't funny anymore. Actually not. Are you worried about getting too hot for your funnies, dude? I mean, no. It is a thing.

The more you get into your own physique and vanity, the less funnier you get. And it makes sense, I guess. How deep into your physique are you going to get? I'm in a good level. I'm just doing the same thing every day. You're not plateauing, though. You're still ascending.

As I started eating, and I'll plateau soon. I don't know if I can stick to eating a lot every day. It's hard. Do you have abs? No. Platonically, can I just see what your dick looks like? Do you have penis muscles? Platonically, let's see how they taste.

They're veiny. Arms. His arms are veiny Which is what I aspire for For sure Is there dick exercises? Gotta be There's at least stuff You can hang off your dick

Yeah so when I was born My dad's best friend Got me a little anchor To hang to my wiener For Length Was he worried about that? Yeah why was he so

He never used it I don't think Damn How do you know? Sounds like a good dude Because all I know was he worried about that he never used it I don't think damn how do you know because all I know I resent the man every day wouldn't have even remembered it

is that not in the kids books where do you learn about what to do with kids dude where do you even is there one book that you guys went to, or you're just kind of winging it? Do you fuck around with the first one and then really learn for the second? Don't fuck around with the first one. What you do is you're overly

careful with the first one, and then you realize you don't have to be that. You do the opposite of fucking around with the first one. Right, Stephen? You're probably still... Too many people try to follow a book or a code. You have to just

individualize your parenting to your child or it'll just be a nightmare situation. I started following all these mommy pages at first that were like, you gotta do this and that and sleep training and this and that. I was going crazy. And then I just turned. The milestones are breaking parents' brains.

I just stopped following all of it. And now I'm just like, okay. You're treating your kid like a test subject. Yeah. A video game character who has to meet these milestones and unlock and beat these missions. The kid's miserable. If you put a kid on an Instagram account, if they have their own Instagram account,

the parents probably start seeing the kid through the Instagram account. And they're like checking off accomplishments through like grid posts. Yeah. It's a weird, it's a weird world. Speaking of, Glennie's blown up on Instagram like I've never fucking seen.

Really? He was trying to get to 100,000 by the end of the year and he's at like 186,000's he's gaining thousands a day dude glennie's on the heater i think i'm gonna get hit 50 how does that how does that work titties he's kind of like a cult fate he's become like everyone famous who like the bigger people here interview it's like the first person they ask about now they're like what's glennie like what's like theo vaughn was talking now they're like what's Glennie like? Like Theo Vaughn was talking about him.

Everybody was. Yeah he was on Joe Rogan's show. Everybody's asking about Glennie. Yeah Glennie was on. Yeah how's he getting all these legs? Yeah. Can't figure it out. It's like one picture of Glennie.

The liver king is his most liked grid post of all time, he said. He's living the dream. Did you guys watch him and Dana's vlog? No, no. I haven't seen it, no. You guys are all laughing. Dude, Dave said it was cringe. No, the vlog wasn't cringe. It's just that part of it.

The vlog is goaded. I'll check it out. The vlog is transcendent, dude. They're just out fucking with your sister. Yeah, she's on the tour with Dana and Glennie. What's her role? Is she getting release forms? She's the driver and getting release forms.

She was in the backseat. I think she's just a babysitter. Who's shooting, Zoopy? Yeah, I think he's, or yeah, whoever's shooting. That shit is a dream team. Something. They might as well just unleash them. And it's sponsored by Pink Whitney.

But we own Pink Whitney. We do. It's weird. Everything's weird. What the hell? Here's the thing. They were going to Lubbock last weekend. You know where they flew into?

They went to A&M, right? They flew into Houston to go to Lubbock. What in the hell? Is Lubbock like the northwest? Out in the middle of nowhere. West of everything. So then did they have to fly again? No, they drove 10 hours.

They drove 10 hours? They drove to Houston, went to College Station for one thing, like an hour, and then drove all night from College Station to Lubbock and went to the game the next day. Texas should be like six states. It's way too big. That shouldn't be the same state. It fucks up the context. How would you break it up?

I think that top square has to be a little Colorado. I think you should give that to Oklahoma. I think it should be its own thing. Give it back to the Native Americans. Give it to Puerto Rico. Oklahoma's biggest personality trait is the panhandle.

Yeah, but that square has no personality. Right, but then Oklahoma, what do they got? Oh, you're right. It's a little postage stamp on the top of Texas. I think you could cut that off too. El Paso and that little wing could be a state. That's like a little New Jersey down there. Yeah, chop all the extras off.

Everything under San Antonio could be its own state. That could be a state. That's like a little New Jersey down there. Yeah, chop all the extras off. Everything under San Antonio could be its own state. That could be clean. That could be a clean cutoff right there. And then chop Houston and get Houston and Dallas. I actually like a diagonal cut right through the middle, starting at that wedge near Llano Asatito. It does look like a pork chop. And then going down to Houston.

They're hungry, huh? I am. Should we get some pork chops? I'd like pork chop. And then going down to Houston. They're hungry, huh? I am. Should we get some pork chops? I'd like pork chops. My wife told me I can't eat pork anymore because it makes my face break out. I don't know if that's true. I haven't had pork or sugar in a while. That's probably one of those, that's a mincism.

No sugar? You definitely have been having sugar. I haven't had pork or something caked in sugar in a while. There we go. Okay. Yeah. You had Trojan horses. It was purely sugar.

If you guys go to a steakhouse that has a very good pork chop and is known for it, would you order it? Yep. I order steak every time. Pork chops are my number one favorite food. Really? Yep. Even the best pork chop to me is still just a pork chop. Agreed.

I feel like people fuck them up a lot, though. I feel like it's easy to fuck them up. Yeah, it's easy to make a dry pork chop, and that stinks. If I'm in a steakhouse, I'm always getting steak. My wife will try to lie. I'm having steak again. Looks like. Dang.

Going turf and turf. Whoa. Haven't had a good steak in a while. Let's get you out to one. Let's hit a steakhousehouse. I'd love that. Right after, yeah. Massive steak dinner. I feel like Big Cat always gets to have steak dinners

where he doesn't care about a steak dinner. It feels like a burden for him. He doesn't care about steak dinners? I feel like he wouldn't be excited. He feels like he has to go out for steak dinner. Steak dinner again. If I know I'm having a steak dinner, I'm giddy all day. That's what I mean.

I think steak dinners mean more to us. 100%. Like a big-ass room. The sides are really good, too. We're known for the sides. Creamy spinach. Peter Luger would mean a lot to me. Peter Luger's a burden for Big Cat.

He's got to go all the way to Peter Luger. I think I've never actually been to a really nice steakhouse before. You went to Ruth Chris for your birthday, dude. Oh, yeah, that's true. I took you to Ruth Chris for your birthday. It wasn't my birthday, but Jesus. We did go to Ruth Chris, and that was nice. That was fun as fuck.

I forgot about that. Where was that? Atlanta? Or something. Kennesaw? I went to Ruth Chris with my family once, expiring gift card, and I had a stomach bug. I had to get soup.

Oh, so you didn't even get to experience the Ruth? Yeah. Bummer. I have been back. It's very good. Texas Roadhouse? Is it at least green chili?

No, but Texas Roadhouse isn't a nice steakhouse. It's a nice steakhouse in my mind. Oh, yeah. That place fucking rules. No, it rules, but I'm saying it's not

a white tablecloth steakhouse. It is in my head. We should go That place fucking rules. No, it rules, but I'm saying it's not a white tablecloth steakhouse. It is in my head. We should go to Keene's. I think that was Teddy Roosevelt's spot. Really? That's in New York? Yeah, close to the office. It's the one where What's-His-Face, the big mobster, got shot right outside of it.

One of the biggest steakhouses in New York and then one of the biggest mobsters got gunned down right in front of it. Legendary. Good anecdote by me. Where was this? Little Italy? No, two of the biggest steakhouses in New York, and then one of the biggest mobsters got gunned down right in front of it. Legendary. Good anecdote by me. Where was this? In Little Italy? No, two of the two things. Yeah.

There's some steakhouse in New York that invented baked Alaska, and there's five popular dishes that just came from this fucking steakhouse. It was Paul Castellano. There's like five popular dishes that just came from this fucking steakhouse. The same one they ate. It was Paul Castellano at Sparks. So Sparks, every year for the Marine Corps birthday, I go and I have a nice dinner at Sparks. And that's where he got shot outside of. That's nice. Yeah.

Very nice. Isn't there a place, Steak Freak, right down here, some shit like that? There's like a steakhouse. Skirt Steak. Skirt Steak. That's there a place, Steak Freak, right down here, some shit like that? There's like a steakhouse. Skirt Steak. Skirt Steak. That's like a dine, like they don't take reservations. You walk up, they do like fries and steak and salad. But I think it has a Michelin star or some bullshit.

It's really big right now. Wait, is it spelled like S-K-R-T? Did they get rid of vowels? No. Oh. That would be cool if they did. It's on the corner of 6th, right? It's on, yeah, 6th, right? It's on 6th and 29th.

I've walked past it a lot. It's hard to get into for dinner time. It is good, though. It's cheap, too. Yeah, Large took me there, I'd say, a month ago. Large is dining, dude. That dude dines. He's fucking dedicated to dining.

Yeah. I respect it. And he can cook, too, which pisses me off. Yeah. Can you not cook? One or the other. No, I can't cook. Not like that.

He'll make like a fucking rump roast or some beautiful bullshit. His leftover pizza, he cuts a hole in it and cracks an egg and fries it and then dips that piece of pizza into it. It's incredible. I want to go to there. Look at this. I was married to Larch. Me too. Bread. Oh, they have bread. Yo!

That's green as hell. That looks nice. Homina, homina. Dude, restaurants are maybe the best thing. Oh, those are good looking fries. And they've been around for a minute, dude. Yeah, I would like to, yeah. Oh, those are good looking fries. And they've been around for a minute, dude. Yeah, I would like to, yeah. Oh, that looks good.

I'd like to do that. I'd like that. When I went to Pompeii, they had like restaurants, they had like fast food restaurants that were like still preserved that people would just come up to the corner and just like there were like pits where there were big hot bowls that are still preserved. How do you know they were fast food restaurants? Because there were pits where people would just ladle shit out still preserved. How do you know they were fast food restaurants? Because there were pits where people would just ladle shit out real quick.

That might have been a prison. It wasn't a prison. They knew it wasn't a prison. You don't know that it wasn't a prison. Why are you assuming that you know more than the archaeologist? Well, that just seems like a prison line where you just have... It was on the street corner of the main part of town. I'm just saying you're making a lot of assumptions about it. I didn't make the assumptions an ancient city

that you never saw on its heyday did you see the jerking off guy when you were in Pompeii no I didn't see that is he real you saw brothel ads

there was it was a whole red light district it was fucking incredible and the red light district had a menu like a point and pick menu like a fast food place

like reverse cowgirl dog style like what you wanted they had a fast pussy place yeah they did it was a whole district too I'd go to a fast food place. Like reverse cowgirl, dog style, like what you wanted? They had a fast pussy place? Yeah, they did. It was a whole district, too. I'd go to a fast pussy. That's casual pussy. I don't have time for pussy, but I can stop at a fast pussy.

Brandon, we have pussy at home. Processed pussy? Pussy's processed. I want to do a supersize me, but for pussy. How would it work? If they ask me to supersize I reluctantly say yes My doctor's saying no Does Burlock ever not get asked to supersize? Uh yeah

Couple times Really? But if that was a time where they had to ask They were upcharging the fuck out of you They upcharge people to death Only 15 cents more, super size The upcharge is a crazy move It's bullshit

I don't fall for it though Now that I know what it is Sass, you know what the upcharge is? Tell me about it, brother God damn KB, you got real quiet When we started talking about steaks I know

I don't have any I am I am now on the food take train I know that's what I mean I was kind of That was bait I love I was dangling steak in front of you

I love riling people up with Very passionate steaks Or food takes That I only kind of agree with I have steaks Do you guys feel guilty at all Using the steak sauce At a super nice place Very passionate steaks or food takes that I only kind of agree with. I have steaks. Do you guys feel guilty at all using the steak sauce at a super nice place? I don't use it.

Because it could, like, if you're paying that much for the meat, you don't want to just douse it in the hollandaise or whatever. Yeah, put ketchup on it, put Heinz on it or something. My dad said my mom used to ask for ketchup, like, when we would take her out on dates and he would die inside. Really? But you won't like what you want. My dad said my mom used to ask for ketchup Like when we would take her out on dates and he would die inside Really? I want to do a sketch Where there's that new Dahmer show There's a scene where he's like Cooking human flesh And it looks like a steak

And I want to do a video with someone like Brandon Just being like That's like the most pissed he's been the entire time Because he's like overcooking it Like what the fuck is he doing been the entire time because he's overcooking it. What the fuck is he doing? This guy's a monster. Yeah, yeah.

He's like, turn this shit off. This fucking well-done steak. This guy's deranged. Yeah, I'm out. First time in prison. Dude, we all are. The show was fucked up. Oh, damn. It did look delicious. What cut of human was fucked up. Oh, damn. It did look delicious.

What cut of human was that? I don't know. It had to have been butt cheek. You think? Yeah. I've been writing a bunch of shit about it, but I had another joke where it was like, at least make it look gross.

Don't make me feel weird for thinking that looks awesome. It was sitting. Like your stomach growls as he... Yeah. There's another scene where he's like, makes a sandwich for his neighbor. She's like complaining about the smell and he's like about to get evicted.

And like he, he's come and he brings her a sandwich and it's obviously it's human meat in the sandwich. But like, I was just like, I would definitely have eaten the sandwich if my neighbor just brought me a nice ass sandwich. Because he wouldn't leave. He kept on being like, eat the sandwich. Did you finish it? You would definitely have eaten the sandwich if my neighbor just brought me a nice ass

sandwich because he wouldn't leave he kept on being like eat the sandwich did you finish it you're gonna eat the sandwich did you finish the show yeah

what'd you think of it I haven't seen it I thought it was fine I thought it was like interesting to watch I thought it was okay does it make him like a sympathetic character

or no you're like no this guy sucks why are we so fascinated with people like that serial killers people are obsessed. I get the morbid curiosity because I like to read the stories about the toy box killers,

but it's not like I'm enjoying this. It's just like it's so interesting that I'm distracted. True crime is like 93% women. 93% women. It's a lot like very yeah every single podcast is like

a serial about a serial oh every time I'm doing anything like if I'm cleaning the apartment or whatever I'm listening to murders

and I knew it had gone too far when this podcast I was listening to was like and remember like they were I forget what they were

selling but they were doing an ad and they were like promo code murder and I was like oh my god like this is fucked like we're really making it's terrible yeah it's promo code murder. And I was like, oh my God. Yeah, yeah. This is fucked. This is fucked.

So weird. It's terrible. Yeah, it's promo code gang rape. Yeah, yeah. I was like, wait a minute. This is bad. This is bad.

It's like the Gabby Petito case when everyone just became so obsessed with it. Yeah. It looked like they just, they wanted it to drag on. Dude, when the Gabby Petito shit happened,

the top 10 podcasts were all just titled Gabby Petito. Yeah. Like, in the world. Yeah. It was like, what the fuck is that? Like, she died, like, yesterday. Fucked. There should be serial killers who solely, like,

target guys above 6'5", 250. I'm not sure that's true. There shouldn't be. No, but that would be fucking, it would be a level of difficulty. Yeah, like, why not? If you true they're not there shouldn't be no but that'd be fucking it'd be a level of difficulty yeah like why not if you're this on all men you think you're a mastermind killer and manipulator let's do it on all yeah exactly we're doing big men yeah they're probably you think there was one i mean i guess that's more like six eight that's literally what war is six

eight and above six eight and above yeah our best biggest guys against your best biggest guys. Let's go. We should do a first person to find a 6'8 man wins. On the street? Yeah. I bet you it would take a fair amount of time, but not too long. He's not 6'8". Graham's a tall-ass dude.

He is not. I'm taller than Graham. No. Yes, I am. Are you really? Yes. I thought Graham was like 6'5". He's not 6'8". Where are you, Brandon? 6'5". Right at 6'5". I'm taller than Graham. No. Yes, I am. Are you really? Yes. I thought Graham was like 6'5". He's not 6'8".

Where are you, Brandon? 6'5", right at 6'5", on the dot. Put three syllables in Graham. No, Graham's tall. I'm taller than Graham-a. Yeah, I don't think I have access to a 6'8". I saw a 6'10 woman walking down the street one day. Brother, I got some news.

No, no, no, no, no, no. What you mean no? I mean no. I mean no. She was like 6'10 and it was an impressive sight. Did it have you curious? It didn't. It was not?

Yeah. You know what? Never mind. You're getting good. What do you do with all that woman? Climb that thing. Actually, she probably hates being told that people want to climb her. Where would you go if you had to find a 6'8 man?

Would you just have – I don't think there would be any specific place. Would you go by luck? Yeah, you would just have to – You'd have to, yeah. You'd go to a crowd-dense area. There would probably be a lot of short guys. No, the gym is short guys.

The basketball hoop? Short guys are the best for the gym because the shorter you are, the more jacked you look. Yeah, and I think that there's probably got to be some 6'10 dudes that don't even want to go out in public because they don't like the gays. Like the gays. Yeah. The people that can't handle the gays? Yeah. The people that can't handle the gays. I felt there was like a seven-foot guy at Kent State.

He was like a backup, and his life looked miserable. Yeah. Because he had to constantly take pictures with people. Terrible. Because he was so tall, yeah. Probably makes you a little surly. Well, big trouble Ben Bishop, and he gets that. People just stop by the table and say,

they'll be like, how do you, asking him questions about how he lives his life, where do you find a bed, stuff like that. Just asking him random questions. I'd rather be 5'3 than 6'10. I'd rather be 6'10. I'd rather be 5'3, for sure. Life would be so hard.

Brandon, you better. 6'10, yeah. I don't think people make fun of you for being 610 right yeah you would get made fun of and especially when you're younger yeah and you're like young and you're that tall awesome if you're that much taller than everybody else you're assuming you make it to the league correct yes you're thinking about being in the league you were 610 would you have been in the nba uh no probably not seven i would have to be seven'2". To be a guaranteed spot? It's the same how I feel like redheads are either really hot or they're opposite.

I feel like super tall people are either athletic or they're like, whoa. Yeah, a lot of them have really bad health problems. Yeah. Their hearts are like the size of a milk gallon. Yeah. Yeah. Or Isaiah. Isaac Austin.

Oh, the fucking tall family. I hope they. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, our church had a real tall family I hope they oh my god oh our church had a real tall family bunch of freaks yeah

yeah they even have communion was the wife tall was the mom tall or just the dad yep the mom the whole family would line in

so everyone would stand up at mass and then they would just be like they probably loved that oh I'm sure that was the only reason they went to church

yeah just to show off the can we pull up the tall family yeah let's church. Yeah, just to show off the... Can we pull up the tall family? Yeah, let's see what they're up to. All of their videos are the same. What do you mean? From like TLC? Yeah, look how tall we are.

TLC only delves in the opposite. I think TLC has tall folk. No, they do the extremes. They must. All the extremes. They talk and they just bend under the doorways. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great family.

One of the Ruoffs actually just welcomed his first child. Congrats to him. The Ruoff? Yeah. I was big into that show for a while. Real big. Is this them?

Yeah, every episode's the same. Or every video. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay, that's good. That's good.

Why is he saying that? It's a nice price. Wait, is this a new video? So this is just every one of their videos. Every single one of them is them walking by. Or it's them at a Basque NBA game. They're like, guess who's the tallest at the game? Why are they bringing Hasbulla into it?

Yeah, he's short. Oh my God. Maybe show some fucking respect to Hasbulla. He's short compared to everybody. Why do they have to use him? That doesn't contextualize anything. Who's Reggie White? And it's not to scale.

Is that dude even bald? Nobody asked you to stand next to Drew Barrymore. What the fuck is this? It's kind of funny. What the fuck? Let's see the kid. Oh, no. Damn, he's taller.

You'd smushed Drew. Do they have Lil Wayne? Do they have him standing next to Lil Wayne? Hi, Drew Barrymore. I've got to see this tall guy next to Drew Barrymore to see if he's taller. Who should we spam them? Who should we try and get them to stand? Yeah, they're going to submit me.

I'm sorry. You're fucked. Stand next to KB No Sweat. That would actually be awesome. Yeah, I would like that. We could send them Jewish Kyle. What is that? How many kids are in here?

That's not to scale. This Kyle is too big. Yeah, this Kyle is too big. This Kyle startles me at least twice a day. Yeah. Getting ready for a Brandon Walker show. When it used to be down the hallway, it was a problem. Yeah, people complained about it.

About this Kyle? Yeah, they said it was just like, get it out. It's freaking me out. Why don't you take, can I have it? I want it in my apartment. Did I sell it? Yeah, you did. You sold it on a white night.

I don't think that's my responsibility to package it up. It's not yours at all, man. At all, you're good. Bad news, it's your image. You have to pack it and ship it. How would you ship it? Because you can't even bend that, right? No, it folds.

You can see the crease. Was that L-A-U? It. It was. Yeah, it folds. You can see the crease. Was that LAU? It'd be fold. Yes. Don't break. And you know what's crazy is your body is probably so much more rocking right now than it was in that pic. There are different types of body. Yeah, one's muscled out to the socks.

What would you say was more rocking? Where did you have more striations? LAU or now? Now, but I'm putting on some weight. It's bulking season. I'm not as fat. It's bulking season. No, that's good.

Do you want to be a better wrestler now or a worse wrestler now? Worse now. I try to wrestle sometimes and I am sick after 30 seconds. Like exhaustion? Yeah, just nauseous, exhausted. Do you do a lot of cardio? Never. Never?

I stopped doing it because you don't have to. No. No. You don't have to. I was conditioned to think that you have to be miserable to do fitness. True, true. That is one of the biggest drums that you've been beating. Yeah. If you hate it, don't do fitness. True, true. That is one of the biggest drums that you've been beating.

Yeah. If you hate it, don't do it. That's my, I'm preaching that. Do something you like. Do something that's not that bad. Yeah, you should make that. Do something that you don't dislike. I think that's why I don't do fitness.

So start small. Just do some weights. You should sell that as like a program or something like that or have like a TikTok account where that's all you say over and over again. Like these tall motherfuckers. Just be like, do what you like.

People are fucking running on the treadmill for so long. And you're only burning so many calories. And then it's all in the diet. And no one's tracking their calories. Yeah, but what if what you like is not fucking, is being completely stagnant and eating like shit? Then you got to do cardio that's what i mean his his plan has holes i'm just preparing i'm just devil advocating for when you eventually have this as a poppin instagram account and people try to come for your neck like how are

you going to defend yourself i'm not sure i just want to tell the people who are just it's kind of frustrating to see people try and fail so often to stick with something. Yeah, or it's just like you want to do something sustainable. So what, you just do like, not easy, but just like moderate workouts just consistently though? Yeah, I started just doing like three sets of easy weight workouts. And if it was hurting, I would stop. You keep doing it, doing it. How long are you in the temple?

And if I'm at the gym and I'm like, I'm not feeling this, I just leave. But the thing is, you're very committed even to getting up and going to the gym. We were in a bad neighborhood in New Orleans and you would just get an Uber every morning at like 5 a.m. It's not even commitment.

It's not discipline. It takes no skill it takes no discipline yes it does no because i i did i did it so right where i never felt on like i never pushed myself past mild discomfort never feel inconvenienced to never feel like sleeping no because i'm only i want to do it it's the highlight of my day damn wow why what's your motivation it's probably vain to look hot well you just feel good better and you feel better yeah yeah you definitely do feel better dude i gotta fucking stretch more dude i feel i feel like shit even when i do exercise i gotta get back in the gym i had the dream last night again where i'm just banging out power-ups.

I know. You need to do it. I'm going to pull up bar. You need to do it. It's a reoccurring dream that I have. I'm going to start holding each other accountable. Now. All you got to do is hot yoga.

I started doing that. You just stretch kind of gently for an hour, but you're so drenched in sweat by the time you leave that you feel like you've really done something. My problem is I suck at it. When I go to the bathhouse and do the saunas, I leave feeling like I did an excruciating workout in a good way. I barely do. They're doing all the stuff, and I'm kind of gently. Nobody cares that I'm half trying,

and I leave feeling like I did something. This is lame as hell. Talking about this? Yeah. I like hearing about it. I like hearing about real KB. It turns me the fuck on. Platonically.

Platonically. Do you want to mix an ad in room? Say again? Do you want to mix in an ad? Nah. Do you want to? Nah. He's been wanting to.

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Should we spin the wheel? Let's spin the wheel. Let's spin the wheel. Damn wheel, I guess. Brendan, are you excited about the gift that I gave you or what? I am very excited about the gift. What did you get? Oh, yes.

Yes, I am excited. You gave me gummies. Gummies. Weed? Yeah. What did you get? Oh, yes. Yes, I am excited. He gave me gummies. Gummies. Weed? Yeah. He said they're real mild, too. And they're dreamsicle. They're dreamsicle.

Brandon might just like the flavor and get way too high. Yeah, yeah. It is my favorite flavor. You were fired up when you found out they were dreamsicle. I was too fired up. You never know how much you're craving gummies until you can only eat one of the Wheaties. You're like, I want to eat 50 more. I go to the candy store afterwards a lot.

Gummies are better these days than they used to be. You go to the candy store? Yeah, there is a candy store, Sarah's. It's right across from me. You live next to a candy store? It's right across from a candy store, and that's right next to the frozen yogurt place. Chat, you know what to do. Find his address.

Find exactly where he lives. What's your apartment number? Or where's the face? I won't say that because I leave it unlocked. Really? There's two barriers to get in, so. Yeah, we leave ours unlocked. Yeah.

Hell no, I lock it up. 351 West 48th? Yeah. 0036. we leave ours unlocked. Yeah. Assassin's Creed. Hell no, I lock it up. 51 West 48th. Yeah. 0036. You leave it unlocked? Pardon me for a... What? That's insane.

It's easier for when you want to scan in and shit. That's fucking bold. Also, our key doesn't work to get into the... Because Dug's locked it one night and I couldn't get in. It was the only night anyone's ever locked it. I was like, why the fuck are you locking it all of a sudden? I had to wake him up. I used to live at a third and market right in the middle of old city in like a very walkable uh touristy part of philadelphia and we live right on the second floor right above a popular restaurant and we used to leave it unlocked all the time

it was very come and go and one day a dude came in to uh he was he wanted a job at the restaurant and went in the wrong door went up to our apartment saw that no one was there stole all of our laptops but he left his resume behind that he was trying oh my god oh no and he was like going in for a second round of clearing us out when uh like my roommate got back like in between and he was sitting there and the guy came up and he was like my roommate was sitting right next to the resume and he just like, my roommate didn't put two and two together. He thought the guy just came in the wrong door. Not until later

did we realize that all of our shit was gone. Oh my god. Did you get him? I mean, we turned in the resume to the cops, but I mean, we never got our shit back. Oh. Seems like that would have been easy to find. That's an open and shut case. That's what I mean. It turned in the resume to the cops, but, I mean, we never got our shit back. Oh. Damn. Seems like that would have been easy to find. That's an open and shut case. That's what I mean.

It's like he gave us his name and address, previous jobs. Here's where he works right now. Yeah. Yeah. References. Yeah. But, yeah, they never got our shit back. Yeah, let's spin the wheel.

Wet would piss me off. I'm down for wet, actually. Why? Yeah, I'm kind of sweaty. Try day. Reverse dream. Fuck yeah. Oh, Ron, nails are off.

How did it feel? Oh, yeah. How was it? People won't come for me for that now. They probably already noticed. I don't care. They noticed? You went a week.

You went the whole week. Went the week? I can't believe we collectively agreed to do the shiny bald in the first place. Yeah, what's happened to us? I tried not to, but it is whatever. I mean, no one agreed. It was just like the... Because I wanted to do it.

You can still do it. You were going to do it. Yeah. Now I'm like, that's... That's dumb as hell. Well, then Nick was like, if we do shiny bald and it lands on me, I'm doing tongue piercing next. Yeah. Now I'm like, that's dumb as hell. Well, then Nick was like, if, if we do, if I, we do shiny ball and it lands on me, I'm doing tongue piercing next.

Yeah. I didn't mean it, but I was fucking scared of that. Making this hell on ourselves needlessly. When this was on serious, we just had to speak and be funny. Yeah. That's what I was.

Now, next I'm going to be fucking Gallagher-ing my balls. Yeah. That would suck. Yeah, that's what I was. Now, next, I'm going to be fucking Gallagher in my balls. Yeah, I would suck. Yeah, dude. Tongue piercing would be way worse than Gallagher in your balls. Dude, than literally anything. Getting a hole in your tongue would suck. It would be brutal.

Why not just get shot? Would you rather do eyebrow or tongue? Eyebrow. Eyebrow, yeah. I feel like eyebrows are worse looking. I'm curious just to like

get better at giving head, right? Yeah, you're just better to suck dick. Alright, because it goes through the hole in the tongue? I think it's just a little something

that tickles you. That's disgusting. Oh, your tongue is tight as fuck. No. That's so gross. That's your tongue is tight as fuck. No. That's so gross. Good girl. Holy fuck.

Oh my god, are you flexing your tongue right now? Doing Kegels with your tongue? The strongest muscle in the body, isn't it? Something like that. It does grow back, right? I think so. Can I? Grow back.

I don't know. Does it or no? I think it does. Does it close up? Closes up. Does that wound close up? I think so. Dude, I've been biting my tongue.

I've bitten my tongue like two or three times in the last couple of weeks, and it hasn't happened to me in decades. Am I losing motor function? Is my tongue getting fat? Stick your tongue out. It went straight, so you're not having a stroke. It's the first sign of an underlying disease. Can any of you do the triple wave with your tongue?

No tongue tricks. Just ask him platonically. Can any of you do some crazy shit with your tongues? How much weight do you think you can thrust, Kyle? Shit. I was watching Trailer Park Boys yesterday, season one, and it holds up. That show is so fucking fun.

The gun fights are the funniest. It just cracks me up. The one in the grocery store? Yeah, yeah. Dude, I never got into it, and I don't know why. It's something that I, when I'm watching, this is something I shouldn't think is funny, but I do. I watched the first scene of Letterkenny like eight times.

I keep on trying to get into Letterkenny. I'm going to fucking love Letterkenny, and I watch the first scene, and I'm like, oh, it's stylized as hell, and then I'm in my phone by eight minutes in. I don't know why. Do you ever dedicate your life, this is more like a younger kid thing or a younger boy or man, to pretending to be a fan of something?

Yeah, definitely. Like what kind of shit? Mine was Van Halen when I was in like, in eighth grade. And I, like, in Van Halen and Fat Joe. And, like, because it was, like, it was cool to be a super, a fan of something. Yeah, definitely. And it was, like, a Rutgers football. Uh-uh. Yeah.

DJ, let's fucking go. I didn't care. I didn't care about any of it. And no one else cared if I did or not. But I still, like, took, like like eight months of my life to study but how at that point isn't that real doesn't it become real no because I never enjoyed Van Halen music but I tried to pretend like I did how did it happen to me I don't know I wanted to be like it was like cool to like classic rock yeah you know like an adult I was big like that sports

when I was younger like watching sports I remember like all my friends started getting really into like football and stuff and I like would wake up early and watch like

Sports Center in the morning and I would like try and remember shit but I would never remember it to like say later yeah

and I would be like dude the red team has got a really good new player that would be like the extent of what I knew like Kate trying to describe that mob murder

yeah it would be exactly like that. That steakhouse and that mobster. It must be liberating as hell. Maybe even more liberating than coming out of the closet for people who don't care about sports to just be like, yeah, dude, I don't care anymore. I'm going to take my Sundays back.

Is that what taking back Sundays is about? Yeah, that's what it's about. This guy that was pretending to like... yeah i think some people still do that like definitely what are like you can tell like they don't care about the outcome that much and then when the game's on they're not even really like paying attention you can watch them it's people who post pictures of their tv with the tray of wings and a beer yeah it's like i'm doing this i swear i'm doing it yeah yeah but he look some really average women do that too. The guys think they're cool.

Oh, yeah. The bottom line is no one else cares. I don't care if you're that passionate or not. But Football Sunday is probably culturally, especially if you're in a transplant city, it's probably a cool way to show where you're from or where your fucking Eagles gear out. I love going to

team specific bars yes I've been trying to go to every team in the city I went to a Bills bar two weeks ago games are so much more fun that way

it really changes the whole thing Browns won those are real fast yeah Steeler bar is awesome yeah Hibernia

gay bar by day still when the Steeler bar Steelers are playing. And, yeah, it's like the most homophobic fans at a gay bar. I just like betting makes watching the games a thousand times more interesting. Yeah. I went to a gay bar with Hank, and I'll just leave it at that.

Hank chose the bar. He was like, he texted you. He was like, I'll meet you. It was the gay bar. It was Stonewall Inn. Yeah. The original one. Historically. He thought it was...

We had a good time. I went to the bathhouse with Hank the following day, and he was like, I think I accidentally invited KB to the gayest place in New York. I was like, yeah. And he was like, it was the first bar that came to mind. I was like, yeah, you're gay. Yeah. Duplex right there is another gay bar.

Oh, yeah. Fucking awesome. It's like Stonewall Inn started the gay movement, right? Yeah. It was chill. Yeah. I liked it there. There was violence in the streets for gay rights there.

Yeah. It's the Gettysburg of gay bars. Yeah. It's kind of dope. Valley Forge. Why did all the dope shit go down in Pennsylvania, bro? Why does Pennsylvania go so hard? of gay bars. It's kind of dope. Valley Forge. Why did all the dope shit go down in Pennsylvania, bro? Why does Pennsylvania

go so hard? It does. Why is West Virginia the only state that's kind of like on a diagonal? Yeah, it's... The shape is insane.

It's a little fucky. What else is on a diagonal? The shape is insane, dude. Are you talking about that? The shape is insane. It's like a dollop of peanut butter hanging off a roof.

Yeah, but it's got three right angles. Maryland is more regular, but West Virginia, I think. Maryland has the ocean. Yeah, the coast informs it. It doesn't stick out as much as West Virginia. Why is Delaware a thing? I like Delaware. I'm into Delaware.

People open LLCs there. And back in the day, they were just carving it up. They were carving it up like we should carve up Texas. I know, but Delaware should just be in Maryland. You're sounding like Joe Rogan about Connecticut now. Before Barstool, I was in the final round of interviews at Dogfish Head Brewery to be a tour guide there. Oh, cool.

I was just going to live in Delaware. You would have thrived. I would have loved it. How many rounds of interviews do we have to have at Dogfish Head Brewery? It was popular at the time. Dogfish Head is popping. In Delaware? It was popping.

Where's that, Rehoboth? It was kind of in the boonies, kind of. Oh, really? Yeah, they have a smaller one in Rehoboth, but their factory. Their main factory is kind of in the farmlands. That's kind of sweet, though. There's nice farms, though. It's kind of picturesque driving through Delaware like that.

How long has it taken? I like Delaware. I think I'm going to move there. One side of Delaware to the other. Left or right? You could probably run. Two and a half hours. That was sweet.

They got the NASCAR track. Rhode Island's 45 minutes, Brandon. Tip to tip. Anchorage is bigger than Rhode Island. Light work. Light work. Something light. Something light.

Dip your toes into that. Swim around. See if the temp is nice. See, that smirk doesn't hit without those muscles. There'll be new ways. Did you flex with the smirk to kind of accentuate it? It kind of popped everything up. It's all body moved.

Like a Stretch Armstrong doll. What were the dolls you could squeeze it and they'd get more jacked? You know what I'm talking about, Brandon? That's really your wheelhouse. You would pump it. No, I never had that. It wasn't Stretch Armstrong, but it was the ones where you squeeze in the middle. And I think there was even like Rasslers who had the dolls. There was a...

I had an Undertaker. It's called Squeezin' Buddies or something like that? Weren't they kind of lumpy? They were a little lumpy, but they were kind of tapered down. Yeah, oh man. Squeezin' Buddies. Squeezin' Buddies. I had Squeezing buddies. Squeezing buddies. I had squeezing buddies.

We were Fukishi. Fushigi. Oh. Fushigi. Yeah, glass ball. Yeah. That was the all-time best commercial. I had to watch it.

I wanted it so bad. I just watched that the other day, the commercial for it. Yes, it was a scam. It was like a guy in Central Park. Somebody was like, I can't believe I bought this stupid thing and then it was the commercial. What about,

did you guys ever get power balance bracelets or fighting necklaces? Oh yeah. Those were also a scam. It would just show like Tim Lincecum throwing 103

and then it's like if you bought it. What was it? They said it gave you more adrenaline or some shit? Yeah. Some weird, yeah. They would sell them

in mall kiosks and you put them on and be like, watch, I can't push you over. And they would push you pretty light. Oh shit, he can't. There's probably

24 girls from fucking Saugus who had one dangling in their face from Carrabba's. They all had the same fucking welt. Getting their face smacked by Carrabba's.

It became a Carrabba's hickey, dude. A welt on your forehead from one of those. Getting their face smacked by Carrabba's. It became the Carrabba's hickey, dude. A welt on your forehead from one of those. Did the Klee Chasers just have a fighting logo like a Harry Potter star? It became like a big thing where it was like in school, you were the cooler, you were cool if you had a ton of them. Oh, yeah. I remember one kid, he played baseball,

he had like 70 of them around his neck at once. They came out with braided ones. Oh yeah. Like a tribe. Yeah. It was like African neck stretching. Damn dude.

Karabas is the GOAT. You're about to be mesmerized. It's here. It's wild. It's sweeping the nation. It's FUSIGI! What's a news story?

It's like man on the street. Those things were sick. Look at him go. Fushigi, I don't know what it is, but it's the coolest thing ever, and I can do it. So it's a silver ball wrapped in a clear ball, right?

Yeah. It's a thing called contact juggling. It's just a ball. It does nothing. It's on you to make it look like it's doing something. No tricks. Magic?

Maybe. An illusion? It is sweet to be able to pop lock and shit, though. Just trying to know what they're doing. Is this where hacky sackers went? Yeah. They went to Miyachi for a minute. That was like the hand hacky sack. That was a similar era product, which I also have. How are those guys doing now?

They brought some Bornhole? I think they're just still doing this just like on the street. That looks so fucking lame. I never disagreed with that humor, Sass. It looks cool. The shot of them all doing it at the same time, that was so weird. Remember David Bowie and the Labyrinth? Yes.

There's no way those little kids could do that. ...control more than one Fushigi at a time. You can do this. Mystify, amaze, and confuse your friends in just minutes. Now it's your turn to master Fushigi. Confuse your friends. It's sick. It's so much fun.

I love it. I love it. Me too. My grandson, he's 16. He would love one of those. They're just cutting it before they can say it. I love it! Me too! My grandson, he's 16. He would love one of those. I want to buy it now. Pusheen. Call now to order Pusheen. Imagine getting that. Blowing review.

Yeah. Imagine getting that from your grandmother. And you're like, what the fuck is this? She makes you do it for her. Yeah. It's just a ball. Oh, this sucks. I just need a second ad.

My grandma bought me these second... Put two of the yak paperweights together. It's a food chain. Yeah, that's a food chain. Yeah, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. My grandma bought me the second Harry Potter book before the first, so I had to read the... I felt bad.

I read the second before the first. You did? Yeah. My grandmother bought me a magic wand when I was way too old to get that. And it was a Wizards of Waverly Place one. And it had Selena Gomez's voice inside of it. And it would be like, make that pimple disappear. It was like four girls.

And I was like, thanks, grandma. It was like, we're talking to you again. She felt so bad because she didn't know it had that like voice inside of it i was like no this is great i was like yeah it was mortifying i already bought five of those harry potter ones that took the fire and i bought a ton of extra fire paper hell yeah i only let you buy five at a time thank you we're going to each other on fire. Absolutely. It's probably because there's only five of them.

Yeah. Yeah. Did anyone... Wait, did you do the house on the fucking... Yeah. God damn, Brandon. Oh. Show the camera. Do a T.

It's the only thing... I mean, that's... It was my drawing to begin with. I know, but I can't believe you can recreate it. It's the only thing I know how to draw. Can I have that sheet when you're done with it? Yes. You got a whatnot at that, dude.

Get the whatnot guy in here. Yeah. That's the only thing I know how to draw, a two-bedroom, small starter home. I kind of want to get it on my body somewhere. I do, too. That one. Actually, the angles don't work there. Oh, anyway.

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And my boy Lucas is going to be there if anybody wants to meet him. Lucas will be there. Did he buy a ticket or did he got him one? Did you buy it? No. Big-ass venue. Big-ass venue. Big-ass venue.

One less seat because my boy Lucas. Yeah. Make sure you get those tickets because Lucas will be there. Now, first 100 people get a meet and greet with Lucas. Lucas Seidler, cool guy. Yeah, he's very cool. At Dreadlocks in West Virginia. So is.

He doesn't remember me. He was older. Yeah. How much? He was like five years older. He was three years older than me, I think. But he, so he must know you though. I don't know if he remembers me.

But I'm saying he must know now that you're in Boston like I have memories with him in school we did like a relay race for like some charity event same team he was on my team

I wonder if he probably doesn't remember that ask him about it he'll be there at the dozen everyone should ask him if you get in the meet and greet line honestly yeah let's fuck

yeah cause I was he was like the older brother Of my best friend So I always tried to impress him But now Damn I think it was Catholic schools week

When we would do the relay race That's right Wacky relays Wacky relays How many Catholic schools Were in Wheeling? There was way too many Way too many

There was like ten Yeah What the fuck? Corpus Christi St. Mike's St. Vincent's Our Lady of Peace Wheeling Catholic Wheeling Catholic Wheeling Central Catholic High School.

How big of a town is this? 22,000. St. Al's. Yeah, St. Alphonse's. St. Al's? St. Alphonse's. Al's, Alphonse's. Why so many?

I don't know. These are all in your town? Yeah. 22,000 people? Yeah. That's crazy. Were they small-ass schools? Yeah. Tiny.000 people? Yeah. That's crazy. Were they small-ass schools? Yeah.

Tiny. Because our high school only had 400 people, the Catholic high school. Damn, dude. Catholicism is so sweet. Nothing like getting in touch with the Lord. We got to start going back to church, all of us, together. I think it's trendy now. I've been going.

No, you haven't? Not Catholic? Oh, not Catholic, but I never was. Come sing with us, bro. And he goes to a snake handling church. It's in a tent. He plays the guitar and preaches. Did any of you guys make the top 10 nicest list?

No. Oh, we're not. Oh, that shit was funny as fuck. We're not talking about it or we are? It's funny, but none of us are hot blondes. Kate made the list. I made the list. Oh, you did.

Kate was, he had to think about it for Kate.. Oh, you did. I was an afterthought. He had to think about it for Kate. I was a follow-up. I was like number 12. I didn't make the top 10. He was like going to have to sleep on it 9 and 10. An hour later,

he was like, Kate, 10, it's going to need some time. Yeah. Did you guys talk about this on Pick Central? Just a little bit. Rico made his availed jokes

and somehow tied it back to a do for some reason. But yeah, it was interesting. There a hr dude who was just fucking i think today's his 30th birthday i think he was getting fucked up for the night before his 30th birthday and started spouting off about his favorite uh barstool employees to work with which in a vacuum nicest the nicest people doing the theme of it was like in vegas a lot of people don't make money, top three. Yeah. Yeah.

And a lot of people don't go out of their way to introduce themselves or talk to people upstairs. It was kind of like an angry here is the nicest. Yeah. And it was layered. Yeah, it was layered. Yeah. It's accurate because Kelly and Megan are always in the office, too, just chatting with each other.

They were tough. It's not like they live across the country. And then there was the weird Chicago angle later on. That was the fucked up part, and that was the fucked up part. You're like, I don't like Chicago. I don't like anything Chicago does. I think that was B-tier content. He said that?

Yeah. B-tier? He says he doesn't consume anything they do unless the female employee asks him to. The one female they have. I just caught wind of it late, so I was scrolling his timeline right before he

went private and deactivated. I never met him. We've had our eyes on that guy for a little bit. I never met him. We've been following him closely. I think he started a Slack, though, which I thought was funny, with all the Knicks in the office. But I have never logged into Slack.

I was in it, though. Well, I'd love to see what Fasoli's typing. That would have been fucking dope. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know. Does he work here still? I don't know. Huh? No? I don't know. I don't know. Does he work here still? I don't know. Huh?

No? I don't know. I don't know. I hope so. Yeah, you don't want anybody to lose their job celebrating their birthday a little too hard. I kind of like that character. What do you mean?

I want it to reemerge. Wild card? Yeah, like the HR guy who ranks employees. I think it's an awesome character. It is the funniest thing to do. I would like to start doing more categories. As an HR character. It is the funniest thing to do. Start doing more categories. As an HR employee. Just do his role.

He's a recruiter, right? He's the director of talent acquisition. We need to give him more categories then, Kyle. What categories will we give him? Well, you guys did it yesterday, right? You were ranking. Yeah, that was terrible. Actually, that's probably our fault.

We're the show apart. Was that a reaction to what we were doing? Yeah, maybe you gave terrible, actually. That's probably our fault. We tore the show apart. Yeah, you might say that. Wow, was that a reaction to what we were doing? Yeah, maybe you gave them the idea. That's hilarious. Oops. I actually planted the idea. I was like, let's get back at these fuckers.

Rank them. Mastermind sass. Fucking get them, Nick. Yeah. I was like, dude, don't hold back. This is a good idea. Look at the laughs it got on our show. Yeah. I was like, no one don't hold back. This is a good idea. Look at the laughs it got on our show. I was like, no one will have a problem with this.

He posted, one of his tweets was like, quote tweeting, I think a Francis blog. And he said, I'm adding this to my stand-up routine. Did he do stand-up? I don't know. He's adding a Francis blog to his stand-up routine. That's how I like it. I routine. That's a good idea. I like how he's open about it. Just watching the Louis special

and being like, I'm going to add this to my set. This is gold. This will be perfect for mine. Have you ever seen The Marvelous Miss Maisel? No. Do you watch the show? It's a very good show, but this woman, her husband was doing stand-up,

and he was just doing the jokes he saw on TV because it was before stand-up had made its way. You could just steal other people's jokes and go up and be a famous stand-up in your town. He was doing them verbatim, and he was killing. Yeah, and then she saw it on TV and was like, what? You're not funny. Yeah.

It's kind of sweet to be able to just... So sweet. That probably happens with the amount of podcasts and TED Talks. You didn't used to have to have been the one that wrote the joke. It's like, oh, do you know any good jokes? It'd be like a joke that someone... That was. It wasn't about a creativity or originality.

It was the best at collecting jokes. It used to be a skill. Know any good jokes? Frankie Borelli's like a knows some good jokes type of doesn't play anymore. I feel bad for like

the older guys who still try to tell. I think it does, dude. The kids, they don't, they're, the kids might not like it. It's such a surplus

of jokes online that they don't, they don't care. There was a homeless dude in LA who, remember he was like going like a dollar a joke? Outside that,

uh, dude, there was, uh, one of those in Nashville I found too. I gave him 20 and he just like get, did a set for me. He had 20 jokes.

No, he went for like five minutes. Still pretty fucking good. Yeah, it was fun. The first time. Did any of you guys post my phone number anywhere? Oh no.

No. Oh, it was just on the back of Brandon's. No. Why? I'm just getting a lot of texts and calls. Uh-oh. And it's like, oh, you ordered 15 pizzas and I'm outside.

I didn't. I didn't order pizza. I'm aware of it. I know I didn't order pizza. But... I alone 15. You said your address, though. Oh, yeah. They probably looked, though. Oh, yeah.

They probably looked up my address. Wait, could they reverse? No, but we said our old address. You didn't say our real address. 074778515 is my social. Oh, okay. That's probably somebody's. We're in a Rediscovering America group chat. We like to talk the show and like share clips from the edits and like talk like and uh

it's just ben mince so the first one was cory get home safe fellas touch base wednesday good job then ben sends a picture of his like poker chip count stack fucking at a tournament and we like sharing more clips and he just sent a picture of his poker trophy. Yes. So he won. That's sick. What is this? No, I think he was being honored.

He was up for an award. He was up for an award. Oh, content provider of the year. For where? For New Orleans-based poker content creators, it says. Yeah. No, Gulf Coast poker. Oh, yeah.

Damn. Fucking, he's filthy at poker. So that's the entire Gulf Coast, like Galveston? Yeah, he's the Galveston. Gulf Coast poker. Biloxi? Biloxi, yeah, if you want to throw in a little Mississippi love. Gulf Shores. Damn. Has he tweeted

about it? Does the Gulf Coast break the news? Does the Gulf Coast include Tampa? Wait, he threw the trophy so hard over his head that his legs kicked up when he did it. Is it on Twitter? So cute, look. Oh, yeah. Kyle with the tackling dummy? Yeah. I love that video.

That shit was sweet. You're a fucking beast. And that's the workouts paying off. Feel bad for Zaha having to go head-to-head with you in a feat of physical strength kinda fucked wasn't fair Kate what are you about to do this weekend go for a hike

probably it was supposed to rain why are you so glum about it what do you do with a toddler when it's raining have fun inside have fun inside you paint one small room just go round and round

tearing it apart you got into the American dream I do we go there all the time inside? You paint? One small room. Just go round and round. Tearing it apart. You let him dissect what it is. You got into the American dream. I do. We go there all the time. I just let him loose. That's an intimidating place though. Yeah. Game Breaker was so sweet.

Yeah. Oh my god How bad would it have been for us If he shattered that glass It would have been awesome dude What do you mean bad How would it be bad None of us would have to deal with anything I mean if

We got in trouble You know Kate got us in trouble For the trip No Kate got Kate in trouble And Kyle would have got Kyle in trouble We would have laughed to the bank. Awesome for us. We would have been laughing all the way to the bank.

I'd be worth it. Yeah. Shatter some glass. You got to break something. Yeah. For an omelet. Yeah. It's a saying.

I mean, it seems like we're winding down, but Nick hasn't punched Kate yet. I've been waiting. My mom called me this morning to say that she doesn't like the longer yaks. That's not why she called me. She called me because I owe her $4,200. She got to that, and she was like, yeah, I don't like the longer ones. Too much commitment. And she was like, your dad and sister don't really like the longer ones either.

What's the 42 about, though? Yeah, I mean, I don't think she doesn't. She likes the show. I just don't think she wants to devote so much time to it. I know. Well, it's like you don't have to listen to the whole episode. I'm on her side. I'm on her side, though.

She's the type that needs to. She can't. She'll feel FOMO if she doesn't. Is she proud of you for getting fit? No. No? Because when I was out of shape, she would always like, when we played the video of me wrestling Tyjuan Claxton, giving up a regular decision, she was like, you got to start lifting

again so you can get like that. You used to be so muscular. And then once I started, she was like, you're a douchebag. Does that have anything to do with the $4,200? Yeah. What? The money I owe? Yeah.

You could have asked Brandon. Are you like ducking her calls? I lied. I don't owe her $4,200. $600. $4,200 was funnier. $4,200 is way funnier why'd you have to

tell us the truth dude yeah I'm pissed yeah I was enjoying that sweet little lie cause she's watching and she'll get mad

yeah he made a mistake cause 4200 is funnier but it's also a lot more interesting for us to ask about why don't you just give her 4200

it's been like 20, 23 1200 where we really didn't we didn't care to ask about that one. You could ask your unky Brandon.

Would you lend out money to Kyle? Yeah, how much do you need? 600? Yeah. We got that. You know, Sass is a loan shark too. I'm not. I gave my buddy like $500 like a year ago.

To buy a car. Because he needed $500 to buy a car. I don't think that's how they have a deal. Paying you back? He paid me back. Oh, you're good. A lot of separate payments, but he got it to me. So be it.

It's like a little treat every time. I know. It's fucking legendary. I'd love to lend out some money. I know, right? Felt good. Can I get some money? I have no money.

I have none. None to give. Damn it, dude. Let's all lend each other money. Colby. Colby. Bless? I have no money. I have none. None to give. Damn it, dude. Let's all lend each other money. Colby used to... Colby... Bless you. ...lend me money.

Colby did? What? Well, when I first started at Barstool, I would... Before paychecks, when I was running low, I would... He would give me $100, and then I would... With the promise that I would give him $140 after payday. Oh, I do that all the time. But Colby With Colby?

Colby? Well, no, Colby, he low-key was caking. He couldn't afford to keep it. He was like, you don't have to give me $140. You can, I'll just... Take $125 or so? I thought you were going with Jack Mack CFB when I first got here. I didn't realize, I saw Jack Mack CFB today posted

that he got a bunch of concussions in high school. I didn't know that. Breaks my goddamn heart. It is, yeah. That shit sucks, dude. A bunch of concussions? I don't think I've ever had one. No?

I don't think so. I had one when I was very young. How young? Second grade. You run an Oklahoma drill? No. Dwayne Coons beat me up. Breaking a wedge? Wait, what happened? an Oklahoma drill? No, Dwayne Koontz beat me up. Breaking a wedge? What happened?

Dwayne Koontz? We got concussed by a second grader? He knocked me down, and I hit my head. I did the two-oh thing. I hit my head on the ground. I threw up at school, and they wouldn't let me fall asleep. Yeah. Except, yeah.

I had a bad one. I was probably like four or five and my dad my uncle were letting my brother and i my uncle owned a quarry up in the poconos like it was his it was like a real last like deep slate rock quarry and my dad and my uncle were letting my brother and i play in it like so i was way down below and i remember my brother the last words being like heads up as he went to throw like a big piece of slate in a puddle right in the head yeah they had to take me out and shave my head they had to get a bunch of stitches yeah that sounds like a lot worse than just a concussion i feel like it explains people was like that explains a lot but i'm a little bit like maybe maybe it really could i feel like

every quarry has like a kid dying it every year. Yeah. Quarries are kid death magnets. Mm-hmm. That and wells. Wells. Wells, oh yeah. Oh, wells, forget it. Always love to fall down wells. Yeah, they do.

Internationally. Mm-hmm. Yep. US, Australia. Baby Jessica. She was in a well in 1986. Yep. Respect for KB's mom.

She just texted me. I don't think you're a douchebag. I'm proud of you for getting into shape I never thought you were fat I never said that any black emojis out of respect for her though

we're gonna go we'll end the show now just have a good ass fucking weekend yeah happy Friday what? good ass fucking weekend I think I will.

You know what? Oh, yeah. And we'll see yous on Monday. Love you guys. Yeah. Bye-bye. The It's your straws, yeah, style, it's a little wild, it's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

That's time to talk, shop, and do, Yankees love, it's the act. It's the act. Bye.