The Yak - Steven Was NOT the Random White Dude at a Winnipeg Jets Game | The Yak 1-6-25

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

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Yak. Hello everyone. Where's Titus? I don't know. Gonna go another Ohio State game. Oh yeah. Buck eyes a lose. Probably. You guys see that I have. I've never worn these shoes before and they fit perfectly with the truck. The tracksuit. I'll probably never wear them again. Okay. What are they? Yeah, well plays their air monarchs. Oh, they look good. Yeah, wait, they're fuzzy on the end I know I don't know. I don't know where these came from and it has the orange accent. God. Dang. You see that It's all about those little details

Little too bright. Yeah. Oh god. Damn it. You're looking cute as hell That's your best yet Yeah, a little too bright. Yeah. God damn it. You're looking cute as hell. God damn it. What the fuck? That's your best yet. Wait, that's, he's just wearing pajamas. That's a onesie. Yeah, he just got onesies, which are just pajamas. How's everyone doing? Good.

Damn good. Yeah? Damn good. Why you damn good? I don't know. Why not? Hey, Titus. What's the point?

Are you just getting back from Columbus? Saw you on TV, dude., what you made television yeah, they were shouting out everybody sitting around me. It was pretty cool What network was that game on was on Big Ten or FS one? Oh? You're on FS one Look at there is oh hell. Look, there he is. Oh, hell yeah. We know that guy. And that was the game-winning shot?

I think that cut the Michigan State lead to seven. I think when we hit that, that was. Oh, there was another. I thought you were talking about there's apparently I was sitting around a bunch of former players, and they did like. Oh, really? I didn't see that. They did the like, Greg Oden is here, I thought you're talking about there's apparently I was sitting around a bunch of former players and they did like oh really they did They did the like

Greg Odin is here and William Buford is here And they kind of hit everybody around me and I was like in the shot just kind of Totally my thumbs. Yeah, I had that with when I went to I went to a Sixers game Michael Rubin invited me and they did the thing and it was like Michael Rubin meek mill. And then I was just sitting here. Just the, yeah, here I am. I hate when they hold the camera too long. Yeah. You only have time for one gesture. Well, you got to dab. You just got to dab them. You got it like that. Yeah. I don't think you dab in 25. Exactly. When you do dab, they don't expect it. I don't know if I could dab. Give it a shot.

I couldn't dab on camera. Brandon, they put you on the Jumbotron when you go to Mississippi State? Yeah, well, I've- Do they have a Jumbotron? Yep. Yes, we do. It's a plamuff.

It's just a really fat guy named Tron. His name's Tron. Dressed like all sci-fi. That's Jumbotron. He walks around with his phone phone we gotta get a jumbo on oh what's your move Brandon you just kind of wave and smile no I do prayer hands I was just number one that's all I ever did it is always awkward you got it you got to have a move I do the dab I also think the other move that works is

do the like like look behind you like wait this isn't for me and then you're like it is I played it like an awkward chick when I went to the pirate game with Jerry and Pat Fryer moose yeah I looked at those guys and laughed no no no we don't it's ever on me I would just pretend I think it's kiss cam kiss the person automatically Hold up. He's called. I'll be so funny Danny Java, please put your handers together for Danny Conrad Stadiums need suck your own dick cam suck your dick cam is great Didn't you say something about there needs to be a Zach Hample of kiss cams?

Oh yeah! He sprints to everyone's kiss. He sprints to everyone's girlfriend as soon as they hit the jumbotron, tries kissing them. Brandon, you're older than us. Wasn't there a woman? Morgana, the kissing bandit. There it is.

We talked about her on Anus. Yeah, the big-titted woman who would just run on the field. Big titty is an injustice. The gigantic-titted woman. Morgana, the kissing bandit. They were jumbo. In the 70s, she just went to every big baseball game, and she just ran on the field.

She'd kiss Pete Rose at the World Series. She would kiss. Kissing was just so normalized in the 70s. Do a video of it. And running on the field was normalized in the 70s. I was going to say, the Hank Aaron clip has me conditioned to believe, like, back in the day, anybody could just run on the field.

In the 70s, you just ran on the field. You ever seen Reggie Jackson when he hit a game winning home run and he's like line backering everybody to get to the dugout? Look at those things. No joke I think she's 18% titty. She's struggling to run. I love her. She falls in her face a lot. Has to.

Oh everybody's cool with it. Oh yeah they let it happen. Oh my god Oh, it's Cal. I've never heard of it. She left lipstick on him. There you go Cal. They're not even rushing to get her. No, she can't go very fast Where is she now? She's still with us. Yeah, she is? Yeah, shocking. Is she still with us? Are her tits still with us? Not as much, but I think she's still going. Maybe she does cameos and stuff, or she does. She's still active. I was just looking at a game show host who would kiss every contestant. Yeah. Oh, for Family Feud. Richard Dawson.

Oh, she is. Yeah, that long star. She's been on the All-Star Game. Look at him go. Yeah, because actually it's a genius crime, because if you're a security guard and you try to grab her,'re gonna end up grabbing titty Like just You'd have to yeah, you get your hands anywhere near her. It's most likely titty everywhere Good for her. Yeah, she carved out life doing that. Why were you reading about Richard? I just saw like a clip

He would really kiss every oh, yeah He was sensuously kiss almost like to a point where he wasn't because he didn't discriminate like old people ugly people It's kind of like Bob every we just kiss everyone, but he would kiss I would look at they would test Ocularly test every contestant for herpes before they got on the show Any deal with their husband standing right there? Yeah, but it's Richard Dawson, but he had a huge they know the deal He had a real skinny Mike He was a big cock guy it's one or the other

Barker was a skinny Mike I was Dawson skinny my skinny was barker the skinny Parker was skinny What did Dawson's Mike look like well? He was? Dawson was what was the game family feud no, but he also did he also was like a permagest on like match game Maybe yes, and he would do that he'd be stuff there Did anyone make a compilation of Dawson kiss kissing people almost certainly? Look at that thing. Oh, that is pretty skinny. Yeah, you're right Thank you, Brandon. Maybe they were just those were the 70s mics and Barker kept them What their multiple hosts of either game shows or talk shows that said spade and neuter like your?

Cats and dogs. I only remember Parker. No, it's Barker pet birth control dogs? I only remember Barker. No, it was Barker. Pet birth control? Barker. I only remember Barker. Was it Maury or Jerry Springer too? No, I don't think so. Jerry Springer had a final thought. Jerry Springer's sneaky dead. Oh my god.

I love this. Everybody's just accepting. Right down the line. Oh, he snuck something. Oh! Oh! Oh my god. I love that. Oh, he snucks up. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my god. I love that.

Oh, man. How many kisses do you think he has? Oh, the most. Is he the most? If you're a creep, it's hard to make it your thing. He hosted for a while. Oh. Oh my god.

This is just, this was just common. This is just this was just common Man he okay. She tried to lean her face. This is like old Hollywood He would just go home from a hard day's work and there would be like 15 chicks in yeah. Yeah Just sitting at his pool Look at him holding her Just sitting at his pool. Look at him holding her. He's a kissing maniac Good old days man. That was. Ooh! What happened to the game I love? We're so fucking prude now. I gotta pay 1.5 million.

Zero French kisses though. Alright. Jay, how'd you uh? How'd you take the news yesterday? I? Know you're a skip. Are you skipping? No? He's a not a good guy the other guy or the he's a nacho guy No, keep going one more Taylor guy That lawsuits seemed aggressive, I don't know. We'll see what happens. Yeah, it's one of those. I know people are clamoring for my opinion. I'm sitting back. Yeah, smart. Che, by the way, we didn't talk about it on mostly today, so not at all. There we go.

That was our thoughts. Yeah. Yeah. Good. I'm just here for Ocho. Yeah. Deleting tweets. Yeah, I don't like him. The downfall of Ocho? I mean, him deleting a tweet is the most strisand effect you could ever have, like from like three years ago. Was it the video?

It was a video where he kept on smelling his fingers. Yeah. And he deleted the tweet yesterday morning. How do people know that he deleted that? was curious about that everyone knows everything that's crazy yeah the people do people I mean it's funny I'm glad that I'm glad someone caught it I just probably what is the marked at all I don't know the people capture everything you tweet immediately or probably unfortunately because I've tweeted something that had like I accidentally put the E before the I and

I go back and delete it yeah like saw that all that that's not that big of a deal saw that shit idiot little boy ass play one of the best little boy ass play no punctuation but like we couldn't use correct pun I don't think yeah I don't know where they would be yeah type that what are you punctuating it yeah because I don't yeah I don't know it's between a dash between boy and ass yeah between boy and ass between boy and ass. I'll sprint. Did you guys see Stephen having to dispel the rumors that he wasn't at a, what was it,

Ottawa or Winnipeg Jets game the other night? Yeah, he wasn't a Caucasian Canadian. Yeah. Thanks for clearing that up, Chay. Of all the autistic things you do, you turning to me being like, Holy shit, this guy is me. Did you guys see this? I did not see this. This is what of all the autistic things you do you turning to me being like holy shit This guy is me. Did you guys see I did not see this? I know there was one funny response

Yeah, the only cha-thing about him was he had beer in a coffee cup if you saw that yeah I don't think this is me guys ready. I'm sure here comes Stephen Che See it no way. I do just the glasses Go back glow is my smile now. I don't know. I don't chase smiles like that But he's like the smile do the sticker chin out though like chase it Stop it. He said the hair is the same too Oh stop it. He said the hair is the same too. The hair is not the same at all. There's an aura that is... Alright, how long you gonna hold that pose?

I saw that and I thought it was me. That's a bit much. I thought it was one of those FSU brando or quigs like photoshopped. No. To make you just look white yeah Is that a hockey game halfway there is that can I get another picture of this guy is he I assume he's a celebrity He's like a DJ like was it just this angle or does he generally look like you Tom Schwartz

Nope no yeah that does not know I've seen this man Vanderpump rules. No yeah, you've seen him go House to not even not even I get a little there is the toothless smile. He does that is a little chae like That ain't you baby hair. Yeah, click on that one face shape. It was the glasses. he was wearing your glasses same glasses So pretty much if you put on chase glass low-key the worst what was that oh? What'd he do? What does this guy do? Oh is he a bad guy is he not like low-key? No Steven oh no oh

I've never actually seen the always been the worst you You know what? No. Yeah, he does look like you Stephen Wait this this shows been around for 12 years Damn yeah, looks like it tomorrow tomorrow. Happy birthday Vanderpump times going too fast All right, I'm lost already yeah All right, I'm lost already. Yeah Big shout out to the yak listeners. I've been getting DMS of people seeing Doug in the wild Oh Doug apparently had a lot of pasta at Aldi yesterday So I'm gonna need more of that

That's a that's such a Doug so I text Doug I said pasta much That's great, oh shit, it's some good shit Aldi You gotta you gotta put a quarter in to get the card at Aldi is that what they're known for And and they trap you in. They don't have bags. Stressful in there. You got like two boxes. There's like an Ikea.

It's a long path that you can't go backwards. There's no aisles. And their cashiers are generally assholes to you. But you're probably good. And they're not bagging up anything.. But probably. That's kinda cool. And they're not bagging up anything. It's like a Dick's Last Resort. Yeah. Which you get a good deal on your produce, right?

Yeah, you can. Yeah, so that's a great deal. Great deal. Great deal. We also got, since we're trying to get our listeners, the tunnel got a holiday card. What? Yeah.

From the, to the tunnel? It was addressed to the tunnel. Yeah. So shout out Danny, Nora, Harrison, Elise, and Ziggy. Wow. Rank them in order of hotness. I assume Ziggy is the young boy. That's a cool boy name.

I would assume dog. No, it's the dog. I don't know dog culture. Harrison is the dog. Ziggy is very clear. That would be funny if they had Ziggy because Ziggy is at the end. We kind of just fall into line with naming. Yeah. You can do whatever. Yeah. Yeah, you could. But I'll judge people if they get out of line. If people get way out of line with their names,

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So you just had to pay? I just had to pay, yeah. What was like the questions they asked? Or were they just trying to impress you? Well, they were just trying to impress me. They walked me around the grounds. They bring you a glass of whiskey? Showed me the golf course.

No, showed me the golf course, showed me the golf simulator, showed me the tennis course. No. Showed me the golf course. Showed me the golf simulator. Showed me the tennis place and all the stuff and all the amenities that we could have and stuff like that. Again, it's about 45 minutes away from my house. So you didn't have to fight for it at all? Not really. Does that give you pause?

Maybe you're joining the Long Country Club to let anybody in? It seemed great. I walked in and there was a big fireplace with a nice fire in it and I just immediately felt like, okay, well I want to sit by that fire and it was a nice homey place. I like it. We got to test this. Who wouldn't get in? Send Liam Blutman. I don't know. Can we not test?

Let's send Liam Blutman. Yeah, let's send Liam Blutman. Let's not. With a bag of cash. With a dollar sign on it. A burlap sack full of cash. You guys have vending machines. Drop him off at the front door like he's you know gunshot victim. Go go. I want to dress just like in black and white stripes and have a ball and chain on his ankle Like to join your club. So did you officially join?

I'm officially and I gotta go through the application the orientation and then send my check and then we're good How'd you introduce yourself? What name? Um? Can I just say that I pushed out I oh They know my does they know me as Brandon Walker. Oh T Brandon. Yeah, they know me as Brandon Walker could have been how'd the outfit stack up? Very good Okay. Yeah, very well with a nice row back fleece some good pants. So I will have a high dive No, it's one pole seemed like it was geared towards younger children. Is it was outdoor only? The swimming pool. Yeah, it's only an outdoor. What's the size kind of size big big? Yeah, probably basketball bigger than the basketball court

Big pool yeah cater towards kids only ones one big I think kids are little I think it was I think it had two or three nice Note I think it had two or three nice note, what do you say, standing areas. Well, they call it for babies. Baby pailow ends? Yeah, whatever. Small those and one large.

The pool, I don't think, got any deeper than like six feet. The main pool. So you'll be standing the whole time. Well, I'm not going to be swimming in the pool. I'm going to be playing golf. Well, no, you won't be swimming because it's six feet. Oh, but you can swim in six feet of water, but I'll be playing golf You're not gonna play. I'm gonna play a lot of golf

I'm gonna split my recreation this year instead of 100% fishing. It's gonna be 50% golf 50% fishing Wow take me golfing We've never done No, you don't you complain about golfing every time I know that's true I do but I'd like to go I'd like to go to I'd like to go to complain about the goal none of you want to go I would I would like to drive the cart all right one of you people wants to Kyle thank you for being honest here none of you want to go I'd go with you I would go can we at least throw like a big pool party no I'm Jack how many guests do you get how many guest passes I don't I don't know make sure that's a big part of the negotiation

Yeah, get a lot of guests passes. I'm not a go she Lot of guest passes. Yeah unlimited. I will lock a room. I'll check about one pool party. Okay one pool party Do we have to bring our own towels? Oh great question Danny. Can we like quake the pool? Oh, we got a quick one Jump in with our socks on got it quick the pool So I think I'm in. Do you have a locker for long? I probably will. I get like a nameplate on the locker.

I might. I don't know. They have a nice locker room. That's where T Brandon Walker has to come out. Really tall oak lockers. Oh, beautiful. It was nice. Smell good in there. Smell great. They had the free like like, hairspray. I didn't go to the bathroom part of it, but yeah.

Mouthwash. Who was the guy that you talked to that, like, let you in? Well, it was a lady. What? That's a plot twist. Oh, shoot. The guy was a lady. So it's not really a...

It's not a serious... It sounds more like a community center. It's a country. Did you get a membership at the YMCA? If y'all fuck this up for me. So everything's good. Got it going on. We won't, but we might accidentally.

We won't what? Fuck it up for you. Don't. We're not going to try us just being us. We're going to Fuck it up for you. Don't. We're not going to try. All right. Us just being. We're going to go up and be ourselves. What if we try? What if we actively try to not fuck it up for me? Then we'll. But then if you try to do that, then the whole time we'll be like, don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up. And then I'm just like, kick a door and it can fuck out. Break a window. That's right. What have you ever just kicked

a door all the time? You studied the menu at the turn when you were golfing? Oh, yeah. You got some good stuff? Yeah, they got a good club sandwich. You look like it, yeah. Oh, fuck yes. I'm going to put that on your tab. They have a nice restaurant and then a casual restaurant.

How much money could we spend in a day? It's like Brewster's Millions. Yeah, I don't have millions. How much money could we spend a day on Brandon Walker's tab? How's parking? Will we have to pay when we get there? No, parking was fine. Parking was fine.

I didn't see one, no. No. So did you park in the back with the rubber ducks? No, I parked right out front. There weren't a, it was January, whatever. It weren't a lot of people there. Right. Right.

Bad signs. Is there a sauna? I did not see one. Steam? I did not see that. Jacuzzi. I did not see where your eyes closed No, you're not going the bathroom because I didn't why who cares about the bathroom. I went into the locker room I saw the lockers. No you got to go in the bathroom. What uh when you wash your hands after using the restroom How do you dry them? What's the what's the drying mechanism? I don't know I didn't go to the bathroom Is there a man standing with a towel? Yeah, I didn't go to the bathroom. We're not even sure they have a bathroom.

It's the reusable towel one. Oh no. Oh what if they're waiting for your initiation for you to install the bathroom? Probably. In fairness I didn't see the bathroom so I assume it's there. It could be anything. I assume it's there.

Looking forward to it guys. That'd be a very funny twist. Gonna be playing golf. The only country club without a bathroom. That's yeah, that's how they save money. That would save so much money. Shit before you get here. It saves so much money on flushes.

I'm excited for you. Yeah, for us. I'm excited to go up. You sent us a picture of the, where you were sitting, it looked beautiful. Yeah. Do you like the drive? Yeah, it's fine.

It's important. It's a long way, but it's fine. That's kind of the point, right? Yeah. It sounds like just like a golf venture then. It is for me. I want to be more serious about golf this year and I'm more serious about my my me time and so I'm going to be playing golf and fish. 50% golf, 50% fish. They have any water features? Yeah, they have a pond. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, I will I will Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, I will golf.

Wednesdays, Fridays, and Mondays, I will fish. That's a lot of golf, buddy. Not really. When are you going to do your job? Yeah. Oh, I'm talking about after my job is over. Yeah, but like, what about prep work for your job? Yeah.

So when we get into the spring and summer, when it gets dark at 7 o'clock, I'll have time to, you know, I'll leave here. I'll have time. I'll have three or four hours before it gets dark. So I'll have time to play golf or fish. You deserve this time I'll have three or four hours before it gets dark, so I'll have time to play golf or fish you deserve this Thank you. Thank you happy for you, Brennan really happy for you. Thanks. Hope you remember us non-country club members Yeah, hardly any of you could none of you could even afford a country club

You have to say that man What's the fanciest thing about to bat your own bathroom? What's the fanciest thing about your own bathroom? Is that your fanciest thing? Probably. I don't think I could. You have tons of money, too. I don't think I could join a country club, though. I just don't.

Brandon, do you feel like a sellout? Yeah. I'm being serious. Like, back home in Mississippi, do they treat you differently? Do they use that against you, your success? I think they probably think two things. They think I'm a huge lib. And they, I don't know. I think they probably think two things. They think I'm a huge lib. And they, I don't know, I think they're fine.

The second you started using sea salt spray, it was over. Well, I had that and then, you know, the Mississippi State people have never liked the Cussin, so I'm still doing the Cussin. Oh! They've always judged me. Wait, really? Yeah. God, fear, and folk.

Yeah. What types of establishments do you guys think have the nicest bathrooms? I'm gonna say casino and oh high-end clubs High-end strip clubs well like not dirty see no casino. Yeah public restaurants Usually you know about the best the best bathrooms possible cuz again like a nice country clubs gonna have a better bathroom than a casino And they're nice restaurant a nice yeah a nice country club's gonna have a better bathroom than a casino. I've never been to a country club. Yeah, a nice restaurant. A nice restaurant.

I would imagine a casino would see tons of diarrhea. Yeah. And also, I guess... Nice bathrooms. If you go into a bathroom and all the shitters are behind their own door... Yes. Nah, you're in a nice place. I'd call that a cocaine bathroom, Brandon.

The, uh... Really? really yeah United Club. Oh hair. Yeah, I was gonna say airport Yeah, it's or like a book Buc-E's right wouldn't the answer just be a like a five-star hotel Yeah, like a hotel suite like or not even sleep But like the bathrooms off the lobby at a really nice hotel are always beautiful or a showroom of a bathroom store I think you Japan to like general anyone can use it not like in your Room, so no, I'm not saying your room. I'm saying in the hotel lobbies are past my stomping. Yeah, that's the best, okay Casino I guess it depends on what casino you're at cuz there's a high-end strip club like a not dirty strip club I would say any strip club would come in what play if it's a circle that serves food and like you can get steak there

The bathrooms go no no cuz strip club would come into play here. If it's a strip club that serves food, and you can get steak there, the bathrooms go away. No, no, because strip club dudes, they take dumps. I mean, having to shit at a strip club, that's like a hold it until I get home place, right? So it's only seeing emergencies. Yeah. But they might have all the accoutrements to clean your ass and stuff then.

You think so? Yeah. You're not cleaning your ass at a strip club. You might be. If you're poop be if you're going into the private room I would clean my ass before that Just what yeah? Yeah, you would Kate Feel like you don't want to be she's doing her thing you don't want to be stinking

I'm sure call we went to an LA Steven that was so depressing It was just me and Steven check And it was like it was like the ratio was awesome It was like oh my girls the two of us yeah But then do we just a lot of pressure then to like just you two in the whole building yeah Oh, we went at like four o'clock in the afternoon. Oh It was just us. That's the horniest time to go to his strip club was right by our hotel and it was like I think maybe the fourth or fifth day on the Super Bowl we're like I guess we'll fucking just go check this

out yeah a lot of people said they're very interested in going and then uh it just means here yeah I think actually no when we walked in we spider was there Actually, no, when we walked in, Spider was there. He was there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He had been there for a while. He'd been spotted up. How was Green Bay, Danny?

Any White Sox Dave stories? Hmm. Well, I mean, it was good we won, because on paper we are driving four hours in the cold to hand out free food. Right. Like, our enemies. No, he just showed up looking like he was ready for an episode of like, Barstool Outdoors. All camo.

Him and Chief were both full camo. Yeah, full camo. Dave's story's not really, to be honest. It was a quick trip. Yeah. He should have never gotten hair. He's just normal and confident now. He looks like a Chia pet right now.

Yeah, I told him and I said sorry before this, but he's in the ugly duckling phase. He looks like the baby spider from Toy Story 1, you know? Where the baby head is on the spider. Oh, yeah. So he's going through it. He's growing out his beard and there's some gray in it. Yeah, it's the ugly duckling phase, right? He made Eddie pour some serum on his head

on the ride home yesterday. Oh. So you guys all driving the same car? Yeah. We're just sitting in the back watching his hair grow. Who controls the music? Oh, Dave on the way. He's a big blast of music on the way home guy,

not on the way there. What? Yeah, I don't know. You're not talking about the game and stuff on the way? You're all feeling good on the way home, right? Yeah, I mean, we talked probably the first half hour, then Dave just blasted in Tupac, Biggie. We listened to like half of College Dropout.

He's a music man. That sounds amazing. No, I think drive homes, you're tired of being around everybody. That's for pure silence. It's also way too loud. It's way too loud. Oh, that's tough.

But yeah. Yeah, and more to the point, you aren't just excited about winning. Yeah., it was an awesome Yeah, I feel like that would have carried most of the drive just holy shit. We did it and when Dave's passenger He controls the music doesn't control directions just picks and chooses. Yeah successful tree So he has the phone out controlling music, but he doesn't help with the directions, correct How is the fan base there they just pretty dejected pretty. Correct. That's a little self-initiated. What? I'm busy controlling music. How is the fan base there? Are they just pretty dejected, pretty down bad, or they were, had a little spice to them?

They always have spice. This is our third time going. Yeah, they're quick to be like, fuck you. They wouldn't even take the free food. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That's pretty awesome.

That was what I was saying. The Bears beating the Packers, I know we dropped a couple spots in our draft pick but It bothers Packers fans. Oh A lot and we almost won the one at home against them the Miss Field goal. Yeah, we needed that I enjoyed the hell out of it Jack McCarthy's my I'm his daddy now. He's getting so upset at me. I don't think he loves that. No Is he the only Packers fan here? Sam in the control room.

Oh, yeah, he's from here. That's the worst kind of Packers fan. He's a Packer fan. I don't know if there's anyone else. Who's Steffen Rue for? Is Packers just the state of Wisconsin, and that's it? Or do they keep it Minnesota? No, they actually have, I mean, they were kind of one

of those like cowboys. They're universal. I think they got a national region. Yeah, Steelers, cowboys you were going based on region would they like scoop up? Duluth, Minnesota the border no, I mean the borders like That's where it will stop for like Minnesota because Vikings fans. They're all about yeah, the Dakotas are probably Vikings fans, huh? Yeah, yeah, what about the up of Michigan are they they might be Packers? Yeah, huh? Yeah. What about the UP of Michigan? They might be Packers, yeah. That's close. Yeah.

That area is crazy. I love it. In the winter, you wouldn't. I went up there in the winter. That's when we did dog sledding. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, that's when you almost died. We went ice fishing and dog sledding.

We almost died. Yes. We attached that sled to the back of a car. Oh, yeah. I thought the gravitational pull of mortality. I got poison ivy up there. Oh Danny that we almost died So did I thought it was a spider bite so I kept itching it and spread everywhere every what point did you almost die? Second day it took me to the hospital, but it was fine

Said dude who got bit by a snake and he was like well This is gonna be a sick meme and he almost died. Oh, Oh, yeah, I thought he said like he was like, that's it for me Yeah, that's right. I thought he just gave up immediately. Yeah Yeah, he was just like that's it I think he looked at the snake said you win. Yeah well, they even delayed going to the hospital cuz like He had somebody film. He's like there's a snake right there. Yeah, I know the hospital because he had somebody film him. He's like, there's a snake right there.

Yeah, I know. It was crazy. Maybe because I was being, if we don't get to the hospital soon, I'm pretty much dead. And then they took their sweet time. Yeah, and he had 90 shots of anti-venom. I would do that.

It ended up being pretty bad. If I got bit by a snake, I would give up before the fangs were out of my leg. Yeah. I would give up as hard as I could. I would probably try to die at that point. You would give up as hard. You are good, you give up hard. I give up quick, yeah. But it's kind of manly to give up as hard as I could. I'll probably try to die at that point. You are good. You give up hard.

I give up quick, yeah. But it's kind of manly to give up like that. Yeah. Like, well, it's a little... Snake one. Also, not a terrible way to go out in terms of stories, being like, how'd he die? He got bit by a snake. That's a bad time. And then he just took it.

It's a garden snake. You know, the guys on the Titanic that go to the liquor cabinet, and they're like yeah Well fuck it. Yeah, yeah, I always think I had asked would you do? How you gotta find heroin? Yep? I would shoot I would shoot myself. I would kill somebody for pills If you're dying, I would just like rip their face. Oh, yeah, I would get in there need yeah trying it Oh, yeah, that's the time. I know I'm going in the Arctic and pills. Yeah, yeah Any of y'all ever got a spider bite? Yeah, I got a spider bite right now. No back in 20 years ago Brown recluse got me no way those reopen up every so

Year, I never has what happens nasty scar spider bit me and we just took it Is that a bad? I didn didn't know, I guess it happened maybe while I was asleep or it happened in the night. And I just woke up and I had the spot and I just went downhill over the next day and a half and I was dead on my feet. You can lose ligaments from that. Somebody took me to the hospital,

or took me to the doctor and the doctor said, you think you got a spider bite? I said yeah, and I pointed at it, and he said, yeah, you do. He took out a needle. I was just dead on my feet. He put the steroid in there, and like five minutes later, I was fine. Was it anti-plenum?

I don't know what it was, but it was just, it fixed me. Damn. Yeah. Did you see the brown recluse? I did not. It's the nature of the recluse. He might still be out there. He probably is still out there. Damn. So like if you go into your like garage in Mississippi how like

there aren't those down there how conscious of your like there's something in here that could probably kill me right now constantly. That's the thing I like about living up here is I'm sure spiders are up here but like I you can't go anywhere without snakes in Mississippi. No yeah the apex predator here is a raccoon or a rat You have to if you're stepping outside like at night You've got to have a flashlight to show the ground because you're gonna step on a snake aren't you like 100? No, oh my god. Yeah, aren't you very annoyed about like letting your kids play in the yard? No, I mean that's you just get used to it, but there's always we've had snakes in the attic with snakes

There will be snakes over the door frame. Do you know anybody that's died of a snake bite? I don't I know somebody who had a snake bite, but I don't know anybody who's ever died of a snake bite. I know somebody who's lost fingers. I would just live in constant fear like if I had a dog. That's what I mean. My dog's gonna die. Oh, dogs, by the way, dogs are fine.

What about like crocodiles? I had a beagle that would come, get a snake bite every summer. What? They'd swell up and they'd be hilarious to look at, but they'd be fine. Dogs can take a snake bite, No problem. Why is that? Because their dogs are tougher than us, I guess. Huh. Cows can take them usually. What's like the percentage of deadly venomous snakes out of

all those snakes you just named? Um, that would be like in your yard one day. So down there you got copperheads, you got cotton mouse, you got rattlesnakes in your yard or like rattlesnakes can be in your yard Copperhead cotton mouse are gonna be near water, but copperheads are ever copperheads or what do you gotta watch for cuz they're mean They're small and they're and they're everywhere you ever thought about getting like a little Irishman to get rid of them No, and I have one day in I think 2004 where I had to kill two copperheads in the yard in the same day shovel There was a there was an adult that the way I killed it was I copperheads in the yard in the same day. Shovelled? There was an adult that, the way I killed it was,

I called the neighbor 14 year old boy and told him to bring his gun and shoot it in the head. And then the second one, I took a hoe and killed it. Took a hoe. Oh shit, what was her name? Huh? You know my mom. No, no, don't come back.

Anyway, I killed it with a hoe. What if the 14 year old boy just took the gun and pointed it at your head and said, stick your dick in that snake's mouth? That's something you didn't think about? Yeah, you walked into that one. You don't want to put yourself in that scenario. I'll tell you who the 14 year old boy was. You remember his name?

No, I don't remember. You remember his name? Yeah, his name's Blake. I brought this picture up on the app a couple of times. Stripper guy. He went to the catfish. Oh, yeah That guy would kill come kill my snakes for me when I got when I cuz he's always got a gun on him I didn't have stick your dick in that yeah Stick it in

You gotta shoot me. No, you got to test your fate with a snake. He's thinking you'd have to go with the snake How do you explain a snake bite on your dick to the doctor? And exposing yourself to 14-year-olds. There's no accidental. Say, well, there was a 14-year-old boy. Right. Start with that. Yeah.

Oh, you got the old phone book from your hometown. I do. That's him, Blake. He's grown now. But yeah, that's Blake Miller, my neighbor of many years. I love that guy. So I went on eBay and spent $26 on a West Point, Mississippi phone book from 1997. And I was worried because that was just kind of ruining it because I was going to bring it tomorrow. But I was worried because I didn't know if Poke Banana would

be in there. You thought you made it up? I I was I thought he might be dead by then okay I thought he might be dead by then, but he apparently made it to 1997 who was selling a 1997 West Point how did you find it? Did you what? I don't search I Googled West Point Mississippi phone books and and I had to search for a while and there was somebody from Lewisville, Mississippi selling it I I bet it has to be the first one. I bet they have no idea why I bought it, but I have it. That person just has to be struggling with addiction. Just take the pictures from the group chat these days. What else is this person selling? I want to see what they're selling. They're addresses from 25 years ago.

I don't think any of that's- Doxed. Yeah, I don't think that's, I don't think, I think that's fine. Stephen's a Vikings fan. He just text me. I was just up for grabs. I always Yeah, it's cubs and then everything else is up for grab like I could stuff it could have said chiefs that would have made sense Yeah, yeah bears. I was very much up for grabs Vikings as a state. It's just a It's a state state It's a state. It's just a... It's a state-state.

Look at this distribution. State-state, yeah it is. How much was that? There's no like one metro. Twenty-six dollars. Twenty-six bucks with shipping? Uh, fourteen dollars and then twelve dollars for shipping. I just counted it all.

There's Poke Banana right there. Um... Bandy Auction. Bandy Auction! Auction Band! Auction Bandy! Yeah. That's so much crap.

Yeah, that's great too! Poke Banana. Is auction a common name? I think that's the name of a business. Oh. That's the name of an auction band. Yeah, that would make sense. Highway 50 West. But wait, wouldn't they put the businesses there? I think they just put the business I thought that'd be the white pay. I've never heard that either. That's got to be a person. But But Poke Banana doesn't have a house number. His just says this street. So maybe auction bandy is a auction bandy. All bets are off.

I don't know who auction bandy is. We gotta go through it and find our best names. I never even remember bandy. I'll search some more. I don't remember bandy auction either. I remember Poke Banana calling him every Friday night when we'd get together, get some pizza hut, get some movie gallery movies, a game, and then call poke banana and hang up on him We were real assholes. So that's his government name. That was his name. Yeah It was an old man by the time I came around so I think it had been happening to him for generations Is he Hispanic? Oh, he was he was African-American. Yeah, you ever meet him in real life You ever nobody ever ever got eyes on nobody ever met him. You ever got eyes on him?

Nobody ever met him. What if he was an actual banana? That would be crazy. In what world? Oh, shit. Big Cat, I think you'll love him. Do you know you hip to Ryan Talks? No, who's that?

He's a 13-year-old business influencer. Oh, my God. In. Are you saying Talks like Talks? Yeah. You hip to Ryan talks. No, who's that? He's a 13 year old business influencer. Oh my god in Talks like talks. Yeah, okay. Oh this guy the Watch him exposing the nine-to-five system. He's inspiring. He said while his friends are out partying and trying to get He's doing business. What's his nine-to-five? But you have to understand the consequences that come with it. Yes.

Starting off, you have no freedom. Your boss determines when you wake up, your boss determines when you go to sleep, your boss determines what you're gonna do for the day. And that's not how humans are supposed to live, bro. Mm-hmm. I know everyone watching this is just- Wait, he's inspired me. He's just brought away to nine to five jobs. He's never had a job. No.

And then you get me started on a measly salary that's supposed to make you happy. Because when you really look at it, half it goes to watch is Gary Vee ones That's literally what this is like the second generation of like grindset creators great Cardone. Yes I thought fuck I hate him too There's a couple kids like this really that are like you know you just got to put your mind to it You got to work hard and once you once you figure they're talking about nothing But that's like but like he believes it. He's good at saying what about his parents I assume they have a nine to five

You know disdain for his parents he emancipated himself. Yeah. Oh dad. You're going to work again He has one look all my friends are out drinking, but it's oh, he pisses me off. So wait. What's white kid 907 followers? Wait kid reveals the truth. Oh, yeah, CEO of Ryan Wealth. Oh, don't over-complicate life. Let's see this one. Okay. All right. Exercise daily.

Post videos. Make money. Oh. Level up your circle. Talk less, grind more. Level up your circle. Talk less, grind more. Level up your circle.

Talk less, grind more. Level up your circle. All right, that's... Dangerous place to be jumping in like that. We need a follow-up once these kids turn 18 this kid sucks. Yep. Holy I mean the thing is this is going to work And it's gonna validate his entire weight the point of view he's going he's going to turn this into a career You see instead of spending hours trying to hate Stealing followers you see instead of spending hours trying to pay your account this secret setting allows you to gain followers I fucking hate him

So this is why is there an adult holding him hostage Father quite like 32. This is why you can't hate Big justice and whoa Rizzo because this is the other side of the coin This is the other side of the coin Ryan talks that pisses me off I've been following his advice though and things. Yeah, I'm pretty good. I'm gonna follow. Yeah, see what he has to say All of a sudden you don't have to like him to appreciate the advice. I stopped showing up to work five Say what you want about the kid leveling up your circle is you got a level of info

You got a level up. I know I might have a whack circle Yeah, I assume his friends are watching those videos and like one of the friends like why I have Ryan talks talk to me for a While oh shit. He leveled up He's grinding more. How was the last I was level two oh That sucks man before tick tock it was all about kids dancing. Now I feel like it's turning into this. Yeah, it's more like adults. Gary V's done irreversible damage to this world.

Getting leveled out of a circle's gotta fucking hurt. I don't hang out with my kids anymore. They're not in your circle? No. Leveled up? They leveled up. I did. Oh, yeah, I leveled up. I did. Oh.

Yeah, I leveled up. Yeah, you have to be one of those guys. That makes sense. They'll be fine with the firemen. Yeah, have you guys ever been leveled as well? Leveled out? Yeah, I guess you wouldn't. Whoa.

For sure. I bet I was leveled out in high school. Yeah. Man, that would hurt. Remember when you were 15, 16, 16 17 and your friend got a girlfriend Is that getting leveled out? Yeah, and they stopped hanging out with you totally hang out with the girlfriends boyfriends Yeah, that is definitely yeah And then you're always like I'm the one who can break my friend from this never works

Ruins the friendship actually up just bring them closer together really yep does the mutual enemy yeah no when you have kids all your friends without kids level you out too mm-hmm yeah oh that's true yeah you get leveled out when you have kids yeah well you stop grinding yeah yeah literally and then eventually your kids level you out right as they get friends yeah I just cut my folks out did yeah Christmas pushed me too far are you you and Tommy's just texting now yeah oh hell yes or y'all texting about roblox okay what else that's it just needed his advice yeah to text Tommy Tommy got a new font.

Yeah. He texts like Cam Newton. So he started texting everybody his new font. Oh shit. I could change your font. I might have got leveled out of Tommy. I think I did too. I think Nick leveled us out. Nick was the level up and we got cut out. God damn it. I bought a PC and I don't have anybody to talk to about it, so he's it.

Yeah, well he has a gaming PC. I know. Hey, Brandon, what do you think about Steven Singer? I hate him. What? Hate him? No way. Absolutely hate him.

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to Nidu his looks 100% got him hired in Barcelona. The. The guy came running over to me and said, I got a guy you gotta see to believe. That's fast, 100% fast. It was him laughing in the video and I was like, Dave, look at this, we gotta hire him. Did you see the school dance photo he posted from my school? Oh yeah. Where his hair is like.

Yeah. It was weird to see it up instead of in a little. He looks like Heatmiser. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, his looks did get him hired. What was the dude's tweet about the family reunion tweet about like 100% at barstool we hire a lot of looks it's just yeah they do hashtag me it's funny because we're like the opposite you know like fs1 would be like

oh yeah you know they're only hiring hot blondes or something like we just hire you if you're fat fat guys yeah that's a look i mean clever got hired just hire you if you're fat guys That's a look I mean clever got hired cuz these looks if you get hired at barstow, which should be a wake-up call Fuck Gotta get my shit together Steven you had a boner for 12 minutes Surrounded by other things like a bunch of sex scenes of the movie right but control yourself your grown man That's the best way to put it I mean if you're going to move you have that many adult scenes you're not getting rocked up the pile of light might be out

You gotta check yourself there. I feel like I don't know what movie it was I Can almost guarantee I'm going through that movie boner free if I'm in a movie theater absolutely. I'm not Yeah, no let alone not normal one in the movie theater I Mean, I'm not acting on it. It's just that happens. I'm seeing stuff and it's making me like half-mast Or is it straight on? Pulsating yeah, that's not no it's not pulsing. Did your wife notice it? Seven out of ten. I'm like kind of like lean back and I see I'll swatch it on it's seven out You're saying you can't help it

Yeah, I'm not like intentionally hard right now. Yeah, I was gonna Getting hard work no not a work. Do you get hard watching that kiss in bandit if we watch more of her clothes do you think? No, I get Never mind what what? Like what what would get you art Steve? Nothing nothing work related here. No. I don't know if I don't know if I've been hard at this office That would imply you've been hard at the other offices I don't think so we're gonna change that get you what were you did sir about a bunch of like sex stuff so yeah you you slept here no the old office New York oh yeah something

probably but like accidentally so the movie was on purpose. I just yeah, you got hard on purpose in the movie. I go. This is a hot scene I'm gonna get hard. You're watching a movie. That's a I think I'll get hard to this was it full nudity I have an emotional boner and us priz. Yeah a lot of nudity full nudity. Okay, so that's what we do the sex scene It's a it's about toward affairs. It's a good movie much better storyline than I anticipated. What was it called? baby girl Sorry Nicole Kidman and Tony Banderas and some other dude did Nicole dump him yeah, so what oh? 12 minutes for Nicole Kidman Yeah, well she's whatever is more just like this

It's just the atmosphere yeah I think next my wife bar a blanket try to hide it in the d I'm not a guy I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm My wife It was a nearly full theater he was on his own day But he had a blanket brought a boner blanket on you just assumed it was not because theaters are cold Wait was it over both of them or just him? It was not because theaters are cold wait was it over both of them or just him? Just him it was it was in one of those theaters that I like the reclining seats They're like big drink rests and arm rests and whatever so I think it was just him, but I think his Girlfriend or wife also might have had a did he ask your wife if she wanted any popcorn no We I brought the popcorn

Blanket would like out what is your wife like and also Steve's hard No, you're pretty locked in on the movie, but That's the point that's why like that should stop you from getting a boner right focusing on the plot The plot is he is a dog he's built your dog they were just I would yeah yeah sorry you guys are as horny as me no I no apology needed was it 12 minutes straight no no it was off and on yeah I mean how many separate occasions two or three What a strange man, I wonder if the man hard next to your wife You gotta do so I don't want a hard

Absolutely no Brown is only to feed in between them. That's too close to have a boner. Yeah, yeah I would say my wife hasn't been within 20 feet of a boner since we go I Had a boner blanket that's Not because of cold Definitely not cuz cold you can go to a movie like that with a plan. I mean that's Weird move the people carry blankets to movies in case the theater is cold I can see like me doing something like that. I'm always cold.

But if I knew I was going to like a horny movie, I specifically would not bring a blanket. Yeah, that's really creepy. That's weird, yeah. This was the horniest movie I've ever seen in theaters. I would not let my wife sit next to a blanketed man in a theater. It was like almost, I would say 85% full.

You gotta bite the bullet and sit next to him. How many boners you think were in that room 30 probably about 30 Official review for the movie'll give it 30 boner Two balls up you're a weird guy Stephen This is look. Did you lip him? He's always like oh, yeah, that's a big limp I can't wait to go to his country club. That's the thing about like he can't quit anything without getting attention Even when he leaves to go pee yeah, yeah fake limp, limps we talk about it and he's going to the kitchen yeah what that bathroom where you saying call that boner talk this is a bit lewd

for the show but is it a trend now for women to have like a hundred guys fuck them? At once at once it seems to be I've seen a couple we go in that direction. Yeah copycatters After that one lady Happens the one lady is the Pokemon go of this I'm in the park trying to go we had Pokemon go now. We have Fucked by 100 guys. It's crazy. How went from furby Pokemon go to 100 You have a chance to has a guy ever fucked a hundred ladies in a day who is that basketball player? Will check talking about him. I Johnson he got AIDS hundred ladies in a day who's that basketball player well traveling talking

about him madge Johnson he got AIDS has anybody ever like lined him up and oh oh yeah well chamberlain what was his numbers he said 20,000 yeah I told the guys I couldn't do double digits in 32 years it doesn't seem fun I think it'd be fun think you see the The men lined up. It's a sad sight There's somebody that here that we could fly out to do it Was there another one other than the who's the girl that we talked about the first girl that did it Oh, we did talk. I saw I think I was there like another are there others doing yeah, they're doing it up and in I know I've already talked about at length on here, but the Jenny jizz from the Sausage Castle She got she gets jizzed on her thing is getting but she like

talked to her before and afterwards she genuinely seemed to like Love it and the guys that showed up to that like I've never been less horny in my life in a sexual situation like and she Genuinely was glowing wait who likes penis Jenny Jizz Jenny Jizz she like was on cloud nine afterwards, and that was like off-camera. How did her parents name her that? That's not our last name. No, this is Jenny Jizz But like that was her that's her thing she said she like really is into it I don't know. I taught her Jenny. We're thinking about naming her Jenny Jizz

That right if we name her Jenny Jizz she'll be fine Look at me with my little mask on. There's no drawbacks from that, right? If we name her Jenny Jiz, she'll be fine. Jenny Jiz. Yep, there she is. She's good looking lady. So that's you in the middle. Yeah.

The fellow on the right, husband. His name was like the cum dude Mike or something. He had like a crazy cum artist. Mike the cum artist? Oh yeah, Mike the cum artist. There it is. He's explaining how he's going to Jiz on Jimmy Jiz. Oh no, no, they're married.

Oh, they're married. They have like grandkids They've been together for that funny that the Jenny jizz found the co-artist. I know Almost like it was meant to be Some people are Have a lot in common, yeah, this is my book. This is my son, the cum artist. A dude that doesn't know stage names. That's really funny. That's the next Rizzler. He's like the nine-year-oldest. nine-year-oldest. Jizzler.

Jizzler. What's up guys? I'm the cum artist. Yeah, oh TJ. I mean, we... The funeral cameo from Big Justice. Was that real? I thought that was fake.

Had to be fake. I think it's real. Wait, I didn't see this. What is this? Had to be fake. It think it's real. Wait, I didn't see this. What what is this had to be fake? I Think it looked like a cameo. They were doing for if somebody died and they did it. Yeah, they gave him a boom. Oh five Nice like a Viking funeral That passed away he gets five big booms Oh, I'm so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away. He gets five doom. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, they got destroyed yesterday. Yeah, Jay, I'd like to take you to task a little bit. You went to the Bulls and Nicks the other night, right? Because of Derrick Rose? Yes. You put this question on here. Is Derrick Rose the most important athlete for a city this century?

No. How long a century is? I mean, like the 2000s. Also, you're missing a very enormous one. Yeah, LeBron to Cleveland was really damn important. Not only that, but no, I said missing one on here. Yeah, LeBron to Cleveland was really damn important. Not only that but no Okay, how do you not have Steph? Yeah, Steph Warriors for sure. Yeah, I don't think there roses in the top 30. I think it's different because he's from here

So like he like a bunch of people with simian jerseys, which is high school There was we were talking about on the stretch, like, I don't, if he wasn't from Chicago, I don't think he would have gotten his number retired. So there is a little bit of a difference, but yeah, I mean, like. He came at a good time, all of the factors worked, but. It was a cool ceremony, I was there too. Well who's the best? He was in the nosebleeds?

Oh, embarrassing. Who's the most iconic athlete that played for the team that he's from, the city that he's from? LeBron tries to get away with it, but Akron and Cleveland are not. Two separate metros. Not the same. Huh. Jeter? Well, he's not from... He's from Kalamazoo. Yeah. He was born in New Jersey. But he's... He's from Detroit. He was a Yankee fan growing up. Yeah. But he's from Detroit. He was a Yankee fan growing up. Yeah. Hmm.

Got to be in New York. Hmm. Dan Marino, if he ever played. It has to be a New Yorker, just by. Yeah. Dan Marino, if he played for the Steelers, has to be the right answer. Yeah, that was probably number one.

That's it, right? It's a damn good one. Dan Marino. The Steelers. Steeler Dan Marino. Steeler Dan Marino would be number one. Or Tom Brady 49er whoa Did you see the guy with the Ravens Jersey out of Tom Brady Ravens? Yeah? What's that?

That was a lazy Can't deny that that was no that should be normalized We didn't mix it in matching. There's got to be like an obvious answer we're nard king a very long time ago yeah he's smiling and like they were rivals yeah yeah he kept him from multiple Super Balls yeah Pete Rose is from Cincy oh yeah that's a good how Ripken is from Baltimore Wow it's good answer I didn't know either of those there that might be Ripken then right yeah what else I'd say Rose of Ripken Barry Lark I say Rose over Ripken and his rose

Wow he rose goes full circle. Yeah. Wow, you're right again. Yeah It turns out it is real in fact. Yeah Can't be beat I might wear the Kaepernick Steelers on Saturday. Yeah, good luck Yeah, we're doing we're doing we're changing up the playoff streams They're gonna be good Gruden's gonna be here this weekend now tighten it up. Maybe I won't wear that tighten it up Yeah, maybe I tighten it up Good to try no phones while we're watching the game. Whoa on yeah, I'm excited. So be less people

More time you'd have to put in there Yeah, I'm excited. So be less people more time. You have to put in there. Did you see the email I sent? And I said I was like, I don't want to hear anyone bitching about it because someone will bitch about it. And then Nikki smokes, of course, came to my office and said, hey, I'm in for this game or that game. I was like, did you read the email? Said email me.

Steven Chase going to do the he's going to make one of those little data spreadsheets that he does. It's going to be a roster? We should do a list like a school play and you see if you made the stream. Yeah, you show up, you see if you made it. Damn, just missed. Did like, teams used to do that, like sports teams? Yeah.

Well a cut list, you know. Like an actual piece of paper. Put it on the wall. Have you ever been cut Brandon? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

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No, they got put on JV as a fresh. They didn't play they didn't play freshman So I made to look a little bit evil, but I mean he that motivated him It might have motivated him, but they didn't have any. But he also didn't get cut. He got put on the JV team. Right. It's weird to cut as you're not played that. He used to have JV college teams. Yeah, he did.

That's crazy. North Carolina still does. I would have done. Really? Yeah. I'm pretty sure they still do. They did as of a few years ago. Yeah.

That's nuts. Yeah. You never had that, Kyle? Division III or NAI schools or something? Growing up you never had the cut list? Well I wrestled so you made the team. And I didn't play sports. I don't think I ever had to walk up to a paper and like see it, but how do we find out?

We used to have, I remember, I remember riding my bike across town because the school on like August 1st would post what what class you were in like your teacher was gonna be yeah like in fourth grade yeah yeah and I would ride my bike all the way across town just to like yeah and then I call my friends and be like oh shit yeah that would be a that and though we're in class together now the phone chains or rain outs was always funny and just be before the season started be the your team and it'd be like if it rains out You call this person that person Yeah for baseball. Yeah one guy's lazy the rest of the team. Yeah Screwed. Yeah, just totally screwed Titus. You got turned loose in your town with a bike and just could go anywhere go anywhere, dude

I didn't live in town. That's probably I could go anywhere, but I couldn't get to town So I never would like cross I would never would be like riding in that was always the longest bike ride every year I would do we lived on the opposite side of town from the school and I would my parents would allow me basically I just don't want to be over there yeah pegs uh I think I did by the time I got the junior high yeah god damn it but pegs are sweet hop on those pegs yeah Yeah, the old cool uber Pegs yeah, someone's in on the handlebars

RC Cola can on the tire make it sound like a motor you ever do that Oh, yeah Playing nothing more badass than like rolling up to your boy's house and not trying to like lean the bike on anything just kind of Yeah, just Fucking tossing in the yard oh yeah I want to bike more not actually I don't either but I remember something I remember finally but I'm very comfortable never doing it yeah like every time you get on a bike you're like I should do this more no and 30 seconds we. Were y'all good no hands riders or? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. I could no hands. I could go for days. Except one time I was no hands riding down, we had a little hill in front of my house, I was no hands riding and then my shoelace got stuck in the pedal. Oh god. It ripped all the ligaments right off my. All the ligaments.

It like ripped my whole, yeah, fucked my world up. Every scar I have on my legs is from a bike wreck yeah that's a lot of them had to go down the shore with a bunch of plastic bags tied around my cast was terrible so we say down the shore you just mean go to the beach go to the beach I yeah see how see a little city down the shore I have like a nice bike that I was gonna ride here every day and then you're not close enough to do that I was gonna ride here every day. No. You're not close enough to do that. Are you?

Well, I'm very close. And it's a bike lane. But I just picture if I fell off. What? You'd fall off? It's like an embarrassing... Yeah. There's no crazy way to do it.

...to get by like a city bus or something. Get leveled. If you fell off the bus though, that'd be funny too. Get the wind knocked out of you. When you're trying to... Oh, making the noise. Yeah. I don't want to. Were scooters big for you guys growing up? No. They were revolutionary for us. The

razors. No. Missed that with. Razors and the kids with the wheelies, the shoes. I never ... Heelys. Yeah, I didn't have those. Fuck! I wish I was cool enough to do that. They were cool, but then you had like a three inch heel. Yeah, that was... Can you pop them out? Yeah.

Yeah. My cousin would wear them to the bar, and then he'd come rolling back to us with drinks. What's an ecomism that pops them? There's like a button on the side or... I think you like to kind of lift your heels up and then... Yeah. The heelies, that company the the wheel was just always there was just on you Oh, yeah, you were walking around with wheels Could you put like a plate over top of it you could you could permanently take them out and put a plate in that would

Just turn them into very chunky skates Willys they were like being rapidly I think wheelies that they were like being rapidly Stadiums banned them like they were banned very quickly because kids were hurting them I got them I thought they were the cool things coolest things ever they are I fell one time because I was bad at Balancing because of how I was built and like hit my head. I was like I'm done with this I just had them as chunky shoes. I bought a pair and then while I was waiting for them to get shipped our school Banned them oh man I'm done with this. I just had them as chunky shoes. I bought a pair and then while I was waiting for them to get shipped, our school banned them. Oh man.

Coolest I had was the LA Lights. That was it. That was the peak. I didn't even get those. I never had cool shoes. Did you have the pump ones? Oh yeah, pumps, yeah. Oh they're pretty.

Oh you can still buy them. Maybe do Healy Day. Look at those business casual Healy's. We should maybe do Healy Day. Look at those business casual Healy days. We should maybe do Healy Day. Yeah. How much are they? They look so clunky. There's some, is that like a loafer?

A boot. I'm pretty sure I'd hurt myself very badly. Oh, those ones the lights. Brandon, are any of your kids, classmates, are Humber boards still a thing? Or are they a thing or they kind of faded out. Yeah kind of faded a little bit Hoverboard did you have them or those aren't hoverboard right? Oh, I say that piss me off Kate drives me insane. I You know pristine auction is what gave us the those great things for our Christmas special and I after that Have dove into the world of pristine auctions. I've spent a lot of money on that website.

It's fucking amazing. It's great. The hoverboard that you ended up with, far and away, as I follow this stuff, is the most expensive thing that goes all the time. Really? I've been trying to get one. I went and got the Blackhawks sweater, because I was so mad at Titus. So I got that. But yours gets up to $ hundred two thousand every time so I lost the authentication card

I was very I have your post Lost a friend and co-worker. I did I lost a friend and co-worker Yeah, I noticed no one's taking the Michigan helmet out of my office You said you said nobody better touch it. Yeah, do we have any Michigan fans here? Yeah, we have guys right tell Harry to come take it. Yeah, you're it I thought that for sure someone will grab that now. They know you'd be pissed What's the latest with Jerry? What do I tell my kids? Um, they want to okay. So Jerry I I wish he had done a video yesterday.

He didn't. And I think he's out today, but he'll be back tomorrow. So I'll let Jerry explain it. But from I mean, I obviously know the whole story. He got kind of screwed by sales in terms of the time limit. The problem that happened with the whole one stream. And I've told him, I think he needs to try again because it should be here and it will be great. There was a time limit that that place put on it and you can't have a time limit on that stream.

So I think they didn't communicate that well enough to the audience to start. They should have said, hey, we have a 12 hour time limit. And then I think Jerry, I mean, obviously his hands got fucked up So if he tried it today, he would be not be his hands are still fucked Yeah, his hands are all blistered and shit, so it's like doing it today. He'd probably end up quitting again. It would be another disaster I

Gotta have a long talk with Jerry, but he that was obviously a failure I do think he'll do it again And I think he'll like it will be fun and there'll be more people here that was the other part like doing in that big warehouse It was cool place awesome place, but like you need yeah, you can't just shoot the whole time You need other people to mix it up with When I tuned in it was still like under construction, so it was like that beeping that was the problem the construction So they thought it was gonna be ready in time. It wasn't problem, the construction. So they thought it was going to be ready in time. It wasn't. Initially they said they'd give him 30 hours. Then the day of they said it's only 12. And

I think that probably changed the vibe. It was not well done on all sides. Let's just blame Lucas. Yeah. So Lucas, but no, Jerry didn't, didn't do a good job of explaining it and he should have, he should have stayed there for the whole 12 hours. Um, he definitely gets blamed for that part. I think Jerry's in a weird spot because Jerry After Dark is an awesome show. It does, he does get mentally beat down by the people who like demand that he tortures himself.

Right. And it can't be a torture show. Right. But it was a situation where it's like, we did it once. It's kind of like the free throw where we did the free throw and people like oh you got to do it again. It's like you can't. That was organic. You know what I mean. But it's also you know what people forget about is like I was talking to Kirk about this on Friday like the first

hour of the free throw. We almost got it. Yeah, we did. And it wouldn't have been the same thing. Right. So it's like, it's a very natural thing, similar to the first hole in one. Like, if he had gotten the first hour, it would have been a totally different thing. So trying to replicate it, obviously our job is to make money and sell ads, and I appreciate TGL and hosting them, but when you put parameters on it from a sales perspective, it definitely changes

what it looks like, so. So yeah, I thought he was gonna do it today, but his hands are all fucked up. So, like, you think he's going to do it eventually? I would like for him to do it. I think he owes it to the audience. His hands are so fucked up that if he did it today, he would just quit quit and it would just

be another bad cycle. So I think the way, and I understand fans frustration, I'm not telling them not to be frustrated. I would think the way to view it is he went to TGL, that was a failure, he's still going to try the hole in one stream in a couple weeks when his hands are back. And we just got to do a better job of communicating with the audience. Because I think Jerry's streams, if you tell everyone what the plan is before, then people can live with it. It's when it changes halfway through that I

think people rightfully are like, what the fuck? But I got to, we got to, we got to get Jerry mentally back on track Does beef have it in them to just hit a hole in one right within two? I know I think like I don't know how much of an antagonist He was kind of funny if he was just like well I was telling Jerry what he should do is he should say the next stream that we do in two weeks is two hole-in-ones One has to be from Jerry one can be from anyone Because then you get the ability that would be fun to watch right and also Jerry can take a 20-minute break While someone else shoots and tries to hit a hole in one so it's a better stream overall. Yeah

But maybe if he's here tomorrow, he can come on and explain I don't want Jerry after dark to die because I think it's a very funny show But I also if his heart's not into it then it's like the fans are gonna get for it's like an endless cycle Fans being like what the fuck Jerry and then him being like well, I don't like doing this You think they're actually piping mad or they know they can control him if there are the majority of it's like anything We do the majority of our fans are Understanding this one they did a bad job communicating So I think there was more anger and I understand where the anger comes from But then there are a very small amount of people who take it way too far and it can affect someone

Which that's but that's also kind of our Business which that that also sucks at times. Mm-hmm. This is why I don't get anything sold It's it's like a catch 22. Sophie's choice. You for sure. The fact that our fans care as much as they do is awesome because if they didn't we wouldn't have the jobs we have. But then there's a small group of people that

care so much that they send Jerry messages that are fucked up. Catch 22. He's gonna do the hole in one stream. Hole in one stream is very funny. It should never have left here. That's really what it came to. Yeah, I mean, I'm sad if that's the right word,

just because I enjoyed watching it. I enjoyed walking into the office when it was going on and that sort of thing, and I was hoping today we would have that, but. Yeah, but he would have he would have taken Like a hundred shots and his hands would have started bleeding. Yeah, like what are we doing? I? Do want him to do it though because I agree. It's a very fun stream a very fun idea And it was I mean last year was awesome, but again. It's like how do you replicate things you know?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't the answer to that You hit something perfect one time. Can you do it again? Warhols the only guy who did it yeah, how many times you make those fucking cans so many cans is that all he did at bottles cans We did a simple Monroe Monroe He did like do you pussy he did like castings of him, I think, like Farrah Fawcett and so on. No shit.

He's got a first pocket pussy? I think he'd made molds of pussy. I don't think he was a pussy guy. No. No, but. He was a gay man. He was asexual and gay. Oh, so then he was OK.

So right, it gave him access to, yeah. He fell for it. He was asexual. And a voyeur. He got shot. To watch. What did got shot to watch what yes, you know you got assassinated attempted. Yeah, pretty bad get away from my pussy They want it. Yeah pussy. They want it. Foss's pussy. Someone didn't like Yeah, I went He died in 19 I'm glad you asked and he died in 1982. No he died Andy Warhol died 87 he was a huge Pittsburgh guy. That's where his big museum is

That's why I knew he was it something that's what I when I think a Pittsburgh guy I think of somebody like a sexual artist Who's that something? That's what I think, when I think of Pittsburgh guy, I think of somebody like, asexual artist. Use Steelers, man. Yeah, use Die Hard. Yeah, that's a lot of guys that cheat, looking like that, order enough. Looks like Che. Cheats is filled with those dudes. Is that the least, like, we were talking about

the most representative of their, is he the least Pittsburgh? Gotta be. Yeah. Does anybody fit their city less? It's gotta be him. Girl. It'd be great if he had a Steelers tattoo. Yeah.

It's Terry Bradshaw's whole back. He'd be tweeting fire Mike Tomlin right now. Mediocre Mike. He'd be so mad at George Pickens. One cash, zero yards. Unbelievable. He's got bad body language at all times. Yeah. Yeah, it's just the cycle of how the Steelers go. Yeah, I know. It is highlighted in the O. They're required to have a wide receiver that turns out like that? They have to. And then they'll trade them away and restart.

Get the next guy. Yeah. And they'll trade them away and he'll somehow get crazier and everyone will be like, damn, Tomlin's pretty good. Way to go, Tomlin. How did he do that for so long? How did he keep that one together? That was nuts.

It is nuts. Yeah. You should add Tarik. He has to be exhausted all the time. Yeah Yeah, he didn't look well on Saturday. I mean Tomlin when they were showing him. He looked very unhappy Very pissed off Stephen Chase bucks in the playoffs against the commanders. Mm-hmm You see that Steve fucks made the playoffs Sunday night looking forward to it You see that Steve? Fox made the playoffs. Sunday night. Looking forward to it. Very confident. Very confident.

Just in a, it has nothing to do with the commanders. I'm, I'm conf, I think we can make a, an FCS title game appearance. That's where you're capping it out at? No. Oh. Well it seemed like you were. Yeah. I think we can. I would say you can win the Super Bowl. Right. I think we can. I think I would you say you can win the super right? I think we've got the Super Bowl I think we can I you won the Super Bowl. I would be because the Brady one was like No, but it was Tom Brady's like that was Tom Brady Super Bowl. That wasn't the box. This is the box This is the box. This would drive me insane. It would be awesome I like a car and then he would I love Baker and then but then Stephen would be able to continue his whole member he's like most dominant one of the most dominant teams of the the 2000 of the 2020 Even though the Chiefs exist. I said one of the yeah, I mean they have more titles

So the most dominant teams are just teams that won Super Bowls That's it one of several four division titles. There's only two teams that have won Definition of a word dominant you can't be anything but the best. Yeah, right. That's the thing. You can't be like the third most dominant. Correct. Right. And that's what he's saying. They're the third most dominant.

Second, but yeah. No. Why would the Rams not be more... Why would the Rams not be more dominant? They went to a Super Bowl and an NFC Championship game. Okay. Yeah, I mean, how many individual titles they won? Why would the Rams not be more dominant they went they went to a Super Bowl in an NFC championship game Okay, you've been But you play in the fucking NFC South not my fault. It's not his fault Well one of the most dominant teams in the 2020s, yeah Five five years old One of the teams has two Super Bowls.

So the Buccaneers are there though. And has been to three out of five Super Bowls. One of. One of the most dominant. Yeah, not as dominant as the Chiefs, but probably second most. What about the Eagles? What about the Niners?

Eagles have no rings. The sent this. I would still say the Eagles have been more dominant than the Bucks Niners have been we beat the Eagles on playoffs twice suck on that Say the date Brandon can I tap out? Yeah I should have tapped out a little yeah tap out of that one I should have tapped out a little while ago. Yeah, tap out of that one. God damn it.

I don't know why I do it. Jay, do you like that purple car more than the blue? I don't know. It's close. I didn't know that they made cars like that. You ever see a... Whoa! That's sick.

Holy shit. Hey, did you like that? I love it. Yeah. That looks real nice. You kids have eyeballs. Come on. Another move. Come on. shit you like that I love it yeah that was real you like eyeballs other move come on I'm gonna go get a blanket sit next to your wife I want just watch that in the theater that's has a car like that. He does. Remember Thumper from Twisted Metal?

Yes. Loved Thumper. I liked Axle. I was an Axle guy as well. Sweet Tooth was obviously... You're an Axle guy? Yeah. I liked Axle and I liked the guy. Thumper had... he was shooting... said shot the guys that said repent right? Yeah, I was wrong the 18 wheeler Sweet tooth sweet Sweet oh yeah cheat right What was one of these code who had the the porcelain mask Warthog? Warthog was a tank

No, what was the what was the cheat vehicle not was there bigger ice cream one sweet tooth no so we just see the cars twisted metal is one of those awesome games they still do this with video games where it's like a if you beat it you get like a cool video montage at the end oh I think Calypso is definitely get an ending every time you read a game. Yeah Scary oh minion was it minion. Oh Yeah, yeah minion was the one that was a cheat code final boss Yeah, he's the final boss, but you could you could you could do like a code to use him and it

Mr.. Graham was good He scared the fuck out of me Yeah He scared you? The cutscenes were scary Thumper You were a thumper guy? Jay?

What was the um... Hearse? I like the Hearse too This is a very specific shadow. Yeah shadow. Who didn't know what a hearse was. Yeah. Luke. It moved. Yeah. It's a show now. Twisted Metal. What? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's. Second season Captain America's in it right. Anthony Mack. Anthony Mackie Batiste is in it I think. What?

I think Samoa Joe plays plays Samoa Joe's sweet tooth Who's small Joe wrestler? I knew that speaking of tonight might be the biggest night in wrestling in a decade So many times no, I haven't I've never said it why Monday Night Raw appears debuts on Netflix It's like it's Roman runs wins Roman Reigns. Well, no, you don't know that is gonna win The rocks gonna be there John Cena is gonna be there everybody's gonna be there gonna be huge gigantic what on Netflix it's uncensored I we assume we don't really know we don't know if they're going they said they're not going crazy they said they're not going crazy they're gonna keep it kind of family-friendly but they

might do a couple things like I don't know what all they're planning but it's gonna be gigantic and huge breast yeah boobs could I doubt it I don't know what all they're planning, but it's going to be gigantic and huge. Breast? Yeah, boobs? Could, I doubt it. I don't think they'd do that. I don't know who they have on the roster that they would, that seems like they would want to be that person. Yeah, right.

Who's Roman wrestling? Um, Solosikov. Oh, he might win. I wonder who's going to win. They're wrestling for the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Oh, that one's going to be awesome. I can't wait to see who wins that one, Brandon. You don't know who's going to win. Hey, Brandon. He's already lost to him once. I can't wait to watch that one. It could go either way. for the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Start a farewell tour. Yeah Probably gonna main event WrestleMania Do you like that? No, I don't I'd rather rock. Where's WrestleMania this year? Vegas same weekend is final four. No, it's a week after this year. Oh, wow

Hey, yeah, they're pushed back a year a week When's last time the Rock wrestled? Uh, WrestleMania in Philadelphia. Where's it? Where's this at tonight? Don't know the Intuit the other stadium. Yeah. Oh that place is sick Hell yeah, it's crazy how many wrestling shows they put on a year a lot shit ton a Whole bunch are you gonna get dressed up by watching it? No Your boner blanket no, I'll be at home. I won't need a blanket. I just have a boner at home Are you getting it dressed up while you're watching it? No No, I'll be at home I won't need a blanket I just have a boner at home

It's a good place to have home boners a good place to have one. It's probably where I have a hundred percent of mine Well, I'll tell country club. Oh country club gonna country club owner it up. That's what I heard Road owner put that on your application you ever get hard driving home. Not driving home. No. Driving to work. No. Not driving to work either. Driving to Arby's. He gets hard driving. I usually watch some porn on my way to work. You've got a very short drive. Load some up. What podcast you listen to? No, it's just some porn. It's porno. If some dude like a tick tock is like, what are you listening to? No, this or no. Uh, browsers. Brandon, you sleep here pretty regularly. You don't get boners. All right. I didn't want you to bring that up. Oh, man. This office has seen a lot of Brandon Walker boners.

Damn. Oh. Oh, damn. Oh. You got boners everywhere. Brandon's got a. All right, all right, all right, all right. Yeah, no, I don't catalog him if I do.

Fair. Brandon. Brandon Boner Walker. Well, don't turn it on me now. He's the boner guy. Brandon. The boner Walker is a pretty good. Oh, you're finishing move is just this poke him with your bone. Yeah, make me tap. All right, you win. I'm very shocked when WWE did have was racy and all that back in the 90s They didn't have a boner guy. Yeah, they should have

Probably too hard with all this who was the who's the big fat ass man? Rikishi. She's a big fat nice ass It was it was it wasn't like oh, so you like it was like a cellulite It was like a perfect dude. Yeah, you think they missed out on a face fuck guy like that has finished I guess the Bronco Buster. Yeah, Bronco Buster. Yeah, I was face fuck was Face-fucking they had a mentally challenged character Eugene Yeah, they should have that they should have had a boner guy Yeah, never had a boner had a porn star and had a pimp

I saw some clips of it was two ladies and it was like yeah You could almost see nipple and it was just like a whole they were like fighting each other with their breasts. Yeah Yeah, who fucked in the ring Alita and lead in edge Yeah, that's right Who was the wrestler that went on Regis and Kathy Lee and she hated him and then he revealed that he had her face on His pants. I was rusting ravishing Rick Rude. That was sick. She was like, you look good. He was off the set. His name was literally ravishing Rick Rude. Yeah she said was the worst thing to happen in her professional career. Yeah he had her face right on his

dick. Yeah and he just started thrusting at the camera. Did she storm off the set? Rude Cathy Lee I think. We're here for real. We've got a great show lined up that that that that This is awesome. One of my favorites. Reed just did a lot with wrestling. Really? Yeah. My first pets were hermit crabs. I named them Reedus and Kathy Lee.

Is Ravish and Rook so old? Nope. He's a big guy. Nice everything. What do you say? Nice everything. Rick. Rick. It's nice to have you all ready to go against the warrior tonight.

All set for the warrior You know up until this point my mind has been focused totally on the ultimate warrior But Kathy Lee you've seen to have done away with that My is off in that field somewhere the ultimate woman right here, we got it. This is what the belt looks like This is what the belt looks like. This is the goal where he takes the robe off. Oh, look at Regis. The robe's gonna come off. No robe.

He goes right back to Cathy Lee. Look at him just over his head. You wearing a cummerbund? He's making her feel uncomfortable. Yeah. Are you ready for something special now? Now what happens? Well, we call 911 for her. It's making her feel uncomfortable. Yeah. Whoa. Did people call 911, 9-11, before 9-11? It's gonna be her. Hit the music. Alright, I did my little thing for the Humble Lady from the crowd.

Tonight, I'm gonna do the thing for the warrior at the Summer Slam. That's it. But right now... Wait till you see this. Right here. Go ahead. No! This one is for the Giffer. She's trying to get him go.

Those two stars make it look like those are her breasts underneath. That's a little much. He just loves it. He thrusts at her. Are those her nipples? Oh yeah, right. It's on his ass. Oh, that's a little much. He just loves it. Did he thrust at her? What a joke! That's funny. Are those her nipples? Oh yeah, wait, are those bear breasts?

I thought it was a guy. And she actually was mad. Oh no! I didn't know what this was. Oh no! Okay, this maybe isn't right. I thought it was Jason. I think I took Cathy's side.

He's chasing her down. He's trantic. She's actually... Everyone's just laughing. Yeah, it's like pure comedy. The applause signs are just glaring. She's being sensitive. Did she say afterwards?

Was Paul Bearer always always his manager Rick Rude Or is that just like a temporary thing? Don't fucking do this that was Paul Bearer that was Bobby the brain heenan my guy my favorite guy What Pretty sure that's Paul Bearer no Paul Bearer also dead they're all dead makes sense yeah why checks out it was either cancer heart disease Alzheimer's or diabetes okay overdose. Yeah there's some car wrecks thrown in murder while murder suicide that's a there is one was one. There was one.

Is there a couple murders? Murder, wrestling? Well, yeah. There was another one that got away with it for a while. Has a wrestler ever murdered another wrestler? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Outside of the ring? Yeah. It happened to Berzer Brody in Puerto Rico. Oh, yeah. Wow. Good dark side of the ring on that. Or dark side of the ring. Yeah, it happened to broser Brody in Puerto Rico. Oh, yeah Good dark side of the ring on that or drugs. Yeah. Yeah, you jack tried to do to somebody in the ring. Yeah Good stuff are we gonna just clip this and make this an episode of wrestling? No I don't know if I'm gonna do any wrestling this year. That's country clubs got you busy. No, I got well the Mississippi State stuff Got me busy. I'm trying to work on that. Have you guys put out an episode yet? No not yet. Isn't that important for podcasts? I gotta get a producer uh still trying to find one so

hopefully I'll get down to Starkville soon and I can find somebody down there. I'll produce it. No? You've got your hands full. Is today your first day? Yeah. I think he's making his producing debut today on QuickPix. Whoa. That's like a lesson from Stephanie. There's a lot.

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Kate text the group. I don't know if you guys saw yes. He has her X. I love this. Yeah. Yes What does she have on its Friday? I asked her get ready with your list of things you like But you're looking for in a guy things you definitely don't like in a guy that yada yada because I feel like this would be the week to open up the emails for submissions and then also I guess we'll come up with a criteria like name occupation get her ass in here let's get the X girth yeah girth sorry it's my bad yeah that was weird Let's get the X and then we can build everything. Should I go get her?

Yeah. I think she might be doing Macrodosis. Oh, then never mind. Oh, shit, never mind. We'll do it tomorrow. Okay. That sounds good. I want to see her.

But she's ready. Okay, so let's do the X tomorrow. Yeah. The entire first show was built around Jake Malasek's X, right? Yeah. Which were substantial. I got half a dozen. We might see him on Friday, which sucks. Oh, really? Mm-hmm much which were substantial I

Got we might see him on Friday which socks. Oh really that soon. Oh my what? might see him Malice oh yeah, that's awkward. What'd you say che? I got over half a dozen requests for the dating show after we aired it on Friday request for the show after we aired it on Friday. So I think the response. How many? Seven. Seven. Over half a dozen. Nine, maybe. Yeah. Got a bunch.

We didn't even open up. We just made a loose talking point. So we'll sit tomorrow. We'll make the sheet and then have it. Perfect. OK. Tomorrow. Almost three quarter dozen. That's like when Ravel said he has over nine MLK Jr. memorabilia pieces. Over nine. Yeah. You got 10, dude.

Just say 10. You got 10. You say you got a friend. You got 10, 10 of those. What did Stephen put on the prep sheet today? Well, the other is interesting. and the fact that it's not oh I think there's some good questions on there Did anyone eat any walnuts this week? I

Always grab a toothpick if it's available at a restaurant. Always, 100% of the time. I think a lot of people don't, but I like toothpicks too. Why? That's crazy. I think I'm probably 50-50. I might grab one, I might not. Have they got nicotine toothpicks yet? Ooh, probably.

Yeah. Oh. Mint toothpicks, I like those. Yeah, those are incredible. What is your least favorite thing about going out to eat? Paying. Pain for it. Paying money. Yeah, those are incredible. What is your least favorite thing about going out to eat? Paying? Paying for it. Yeah.

Paying money. Waiting for your table. I am not a long time at a restaurant guy, though. I like to leave as soon as I'm paid. I hate lingering. I agree. I'm so ready to get home. I can't stand people who are like the four hour dinner

people. Nightmare. Oh. Do y'all ever keep score at a restaurant? Like, let's say I'm in a party You're in a party, right? I get seated about five minutes later. You get seated Oh, yeah, if you serve before I do I'm pisses me off. I'm freaking out pisses me. I'm timing it Okay, I've always wanted to do a prank where like I tell the waiter, you know, you send drinks to tables

I just want to send that table another dinner. Oh Those guys over there what do they get? Send them another round. Another round dinner. Yeah. And then the waiter has to explain, just like, yeah that guy bought you another round of dinner. Round of dinners.

Double up the order. I feel good in this tracksuit today. You look comfy. You never wear any, you never wear light colors. No, I don't really. Look like orange sherbet. Ooh. Feel fat.

Well, you just said you felt good in it. I know, but then he said the light colors. No, you don't look fat. The shoes match, you look great. Inflatable Elvis. Ha ha ha ha. That's brutal. Damn it. What a take down.

He already was inflatable at the end. Damn. How big was Elvis, Brandon, when you were growing up? Oh, my mom and grandmother both fucking loved him. Did they cry when he died? I'm sure they did. Like that country song? And they would play...

When did he die? August of August 16th 1977. Oh, so you weren't born. No you weren't I wasn't born. No you weren't and he's from Mississippi He's from Tupelo Yeah, grew up in Tupelo. I grew up on West Point, which is an hour south of Tupelo. So you've been to his house Yeah, it's right off Main Street shitty very shitty remarkably shitty. Just oh. Just like a one room kind of deal that's right there. Was he like he repped Mississippi the rest of his life kind of guy? Yeah, well, I mean, he got bigger than Earth. Like he got bigger than everything.

Earth? Yeah. Like he was just the most famous person, one of the most famous people ever. So I don't think a lot of people knew it from Mississippi by the end right? He was like a citizen of what did the cowbell tradition start? 1939 so do you think he ever? Rattle about I don't miss I don't know it certainly wasn't over. I don't know if he was a state or an Ole Miss fan

Man, I don't remember round ass because sports affiliation think his last concert was an Indy wasn't it's a little fact for you 49 states it was just the Elvis farewell tour What was the farewell tour but in Indianapolis we killed him? Who would have Elvis route rooted for Memphis Grizzlies Randolph Jersey Tony Allen oh They should like Tony on the floor. They should make him an honorary Crazy Elvis would've been sitting next to Timberlake. Oh, yeah, Mike Miller is a three and he's going three to the dome in the crowd

Yeah, Mike. Huge, grisly guy. That Elvis. He should be the Memphis Elvises. That would be cool. Memphis Kings? Oh. Yeah.

Hound dogs. Every sports team should just be Kings. Kings is a great one. Kings is pretty cool. That's pretty universal. I think if you win the championship, you should be the Kings for that year. That's pretty cool. Yes.

Wow. You lose your... I like that a lot. So they rank the team names based on how you finish at the end of the year. So somebody who's stuck with jazz. Somebody's the brown turds. Sell a lot more jerseys. Wow. Somebody's stuck with jazz. Somebody's the brown turds. Ha ha ha.

Sell a lot more jerseys. Wow. Every year you gotta change your jersey. So the Boston Celtics would be the Boston Kings right now. Like if a team had like a bad year, like weirdly for one year, that would be like the best darty jersey. Yeah. Go to LeBron turds.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I like that idea. Go to LeBron turds Like that idea that's a great idea New Orleans vomit. Yeah, just like yeah, you work your way up Yeah, it's that's how the That's an awesome Jersey, but then it gets like a better Duncan San Antonio ass last year Fuck we're gonna be the ass next year oh I'd be so much more engaged cuz like a team tanking that would be their punishment. Yeah

Yeah, you're tanking to be ass. They lose sponsors because it's not friendly. Philadelphia pre-comes. That's pretty good. Is it OK? Yeah, it's feeling fine. That's mid-level. 7 and 9. It happens.

7 and 10. I don't think I'll ever get to the 17 game schedule numbers. Yeah, it's tough. It just won't happen in my head. Because 8 and 8, call somebody 8 and 18 was perfect. Perfect. I like that it went away when Fisher went away. Yeah.

It was homage to him. I'm just petting my leg. You're just that big of a fan of this? Touch it. That's an autistic stim. Yeah. So now KB's, he's never gonna let go He's getting lower and lower

Need a blanket big TJ. We got a big game tonight Are your boys playing? Oh who knows man? Oh, no Though it's it's in shambles. Oh no hell yet or no it I mean only It's in shambles. Oh no. Sees them from hell yet or no? I mean, only Rutgers could take a top five recruiting class and miss the whole tournament, right? That probably has never happened.

I'm sure it's happened. Kentucky did it. Yeah. I don't know. It's disappointing. It's never happened to Rutgers. No. You need to zoloft.

I think Michigan did it after the five of their next class was also... Oh really? I think they missed it. I'm going to a game this month though, so maybe that'll... Where? Madison Square Garden. Oh sick Who they playing Michigan State is I was afraid to go to the rack so we always play them neutral site Is that true? Seems like it is those afraid to go to the rack

He shouldn't be but yes Women's team is in shambles to fucking love big ten basketball man He is. Women's team is in shambles, too. I fucking love Vic 10 basketball, man. I love it. Is it in Wisconsin? When will it get as good as SEC basketball? SEC's good, man.

Real good. Congrats to you and your, I thought you weren't SEC guy, though. Because all football season I was bringing up, you're the SEC guy. I'm not. And you said you're not. I'm not.

But then now. I don't know. What are you saying? Huh. I don't know. What are you saying? Huh? I don't know. We're good, we're damn good. At basketball? Yeah.

West Virginia. Ranked. Are you? Yes, at A. Hell yes. I don't know, I just, my boy Snetty texted me ranked, but I didn't see yet. That's all he said, ranked?

Ranked. We text him one word, it's about once a week. Ranked. That's a power text. rank. Oh you we text in one words about once a week Ranked that's a power tank of ranked ranked That's a good strong rank there. I got me amped up ranked We can flush out more details for case phrases do think about how we want to do teams Costumes etc. We can do that offline Think about how we want to do teams, costumes, etc. Or we can do that offline.

The person who drinks the least beers has to be named ass for the rest of the year. I think we should do teams. How do we do teams? But they should be. Did dinosaurs ever like have teams? Yeah, I don't know carnivores or herbivores. Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. OK, carnivores first herbivores. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know oh shit Okay, could do it up also different arrows. I don't know the Arizona

No, you can what are we gonna know about the errors we could We got to learn about dinosaurs dead ball era The yeah, I restore, but it's just dinosaurs. Yeah, if dinosaurs is impossible we could also Educational be somebody famous from history. Historical figures. Oh! Figures. That might be.

Because people might be. That might be better than dinosaurs. Like an Abe Lincoln and a Mark. Someone's gotta have the, I agree. Yes, we'll have to have one of them. That would be so funny Which comes out as it eliminates a lot of Just do it millions of beers

Yeah Historical figures pretty good. We can put that one in the can for you. Yeah, we got more case races to come. We can't. What are the... We only get one 40th birthday, Brandon. What are obtainable dinosaur costumes that we could get? Yeah, that's a good question. The inflatable one is the...

Oh, those are... But those are there anyway, so... Maybe doing like... Just doing like prehistoric... So like cavemen, woolly mammoth. Oh, cavemen verse dinosaurs? Yeah. We still have to have dinosaurs.

Yeah. What if we did a war? Oh, we could just do dinosaur face paint. What if we did the American Revolution? Oh, yeah. Redcoats? Oh, what top left is a good T-Rex? That's really good.

Yeah, those are doable. There's also like, there's Reptar and and Bowser and there's like non-traditional But I think we keep this like I want like people to tune in just like why are those dinosaurs drinking? I want it to be believable. I want it to be low-key education. Oh, is that a spinosaurus? T-Rex's could wait screw down. That was just a t-rex head How do we know that T-Rex's couldn't roar? Could not roar. But how do we know that? We studied their throats How did we know that T-Rexes couldn't roar? Could not roar, yeah. But how did we know that?

We studied their throats. Their vocal cords. Oh, don't they have throats still around? I thought we just had their bones. They've done studies. They made more of an alligator type growl. Oh. It changes everything.

I just don't know how we know that. Somebody just redid the Jurassic Park velociraptor scene with realistic velociraptors. Feathers. And it's scarier. Feathers, yeah, they look weird. They've been around for longer than they've been extinct. Oh, whoa. What?

What? They're not around. What? They were around longer than they've been extinct. So they were dinosaur fossils. Oh, they were around. While dinosaurs were still alive. Dinosaurs were around longer than they've been extinct. So there were dinosaur fossils. Oh, they were around while dinosaurs were still alive. Dinosaurs were around longer than they've been extinct.

Whoa. Yeah, they've been around a while. They were around a while. They've been gone millions of years, right? OK. Yes. And they were here for millions? More millions.

More millions, OK. Now they're about to be back. Case raise. Hear me out. Two fish tanks full of Jell-O shot, but there's a big bone in each one. We got to dig it out with our mouths. So if dinosaurs are too hard.

Is that in your note? I think we should tie it to your birthday being part of the theme. Hear me out. A giant dinosaur egg pinata. But I do like dinosaurs, TJ. Then that's, yeah, it could be, maybe, so like KB's birthday is the next day.

KB's birthday, like doing teams based off of birthday people that are involved. And each person is a team theme. Oh yeah, we could do that. Team dinosaurs versus team KB's team. Oh, that's a good idea. If TFT's involved, we could have him have a team. Yeah, we should have TFT's birthday.

Mine's in January. can have him have it. Yeah, we should have chase mines in January oh I like that so every every every team captain Comes up besides their theme But we'd have to figure out what those teams are so we could start doing stuff Well, and I like the idea of you don't know unless you're on that team. You don't know what the other teams are until Mm-hmm we like come into the room, and I think like if it's around your birthday, like maybe 40 beers for how many? All right. All right. I'm thinking about it. What if we get. OK, because I did like the the Royal Roma was so fun because it was like there was a pace to it.

What if it was like, let's say like teams of three or teams of four and there was it was uh It was kind of like the fortnight map where if so, let's say you have a team of three after 30 minutes your team has to have completed 10 beers. If not, you're out. Mm-hmm and like it keeps going up. Mm-hmm You're out mmm and like it keeps going up. Mm-hmm. Yes checkpoints checkpoints. Yeah, right I like that so then like 15 beers after 45 minutes, and then it's just whichever team Can make it all the way through the checkpoints yeah case race battle royale case race battle royale pretty cool I fuck with that. Oh, that's good good good. Yeah Love that Yeah, because then it gives it a pace, and it also gives it like a

It's gonna get fucked up. You know when we're coming to the end. Yeah, right so we do it like Yeah, everybody's everybody starts and then after X amount of time The the team that has drank the least amount of beers is out that could be it yeah So after after 30 minutes whatever team has had the least amount of beers is out that could be it Yeah, so after after 30 minutes whatever team has had the least amount of beers is gone And then after 40 minutes the next team that has let the least amount of beers is out and then after 50 minutes the team that has a nice yeah, and then after an hour It's the last team. It's that's standing some something

Well work out that's that's a good yeah, yeah, and then we got to figure out how to get do it But yeah, isn't it as you're roaming that I think we stick with Dorges Hitler. I like that We hitler with the change the video was Pat summit last time Wait he was on TV. Yeah, I miss that it was on the Kelsey show oh How many shows is Kelsey have To assure us it's crazy because he obviously hates attention. If this one's any indication, not many more.

The best NFL fan chugger in the land. Take it away, Sam. Oh my God. Chugger is on your mark. Do I just get killed these guys? Get set. Oh no! Oh no!

Roddy! We didn't hold the glass. Wow. Whistle Oh no! Oh no! Ronnie! We didn't hold the glass above our heads! Oh! Ronnie! Do we have replay footage? The formal rules.

Do we have replay footage? Oh that's bullshit. Oh my gosh. Ronnie! Some spillage. Ronnie, as much as I want to award you the victory with the garage beer sweater Due to spillage and then the technicality. Yeah, I'm gonna have to award Jalen the winner

Fuck that show that's our guy Deutch I'll die for Deutch Jason Kelsey just made an enemy out of me Seriously, he'll never work in television So battle royale worth it how many teams should we have four or five Yeah, because if we did battle royale we could do five teams of two and just have the numbers below If we did Battle Royale, we could do five teams of two and just have the numbers be low. Yeah.

Or it could be like TJ said, where it's like the lowest team is just out. So what would we do when we were out? Bounce. Go on the court, then come back, kind of like we did last time. All right, there's something there. I like teams of three. Yeah, there's something there.

Yeah, teams of three, there's something there, with Battle Royale. Well, what if the people on the losing team then get reallocated? Because it's still a race to have a rest. A redraft. That would be a mess, but I like it. It would be a mess. But TJ, actually, I think we should do it like I was saying with the Fortnite, because

then you could have teams stay. If you did just the lowest team, that means that it would be over pretty quickly. If you did checkpoints, it could go on for a while. Right. Like all three teams or four teams could get through the first checkpoint together. And then it just falls apart. It would make the first checkpoint very easy. Yeah, right.

Ten years after ten minutes. Yeah, right. I like the battle royale so then every team has to do a theme I like that how do we draft the teams it has to be fair fair last time it was in secret I believe only you I know we got to make it so that it's as even as possible it was a blowout lap but we didn't know Titus was like that. Right. I didn't know it was like that.

No, you've. I'm not gonna be like that this one. Yeah, you promise, man? No, no. No, heavens no. I'm not gonna be drinking a lot on this one. I would like Willie C to be. I would love that.

Get his pants off. So dinosaurs can be one team. Yep. Historical figures can be another. Deutsch can be Hitler. dinosaurs can be one team. Yep. Historical figures can be another. So, it's gonna be Hitler. Deutsch can be Hitler. What like really evil person could you be dressed as and not get in trouble? I think the farther back you go. Uh Paul Pot? Yeah. He's Genghis Khan would be a good one glad the impaler yeah Christian Leitner yeah, that's yeah, that's cancelable

All right more teams to fill out that or how that works. That'd be very fun. How many outsiders we bringing in? How many teams do we think we'll have? I think four teams is the right amount because we don't want to have more than 12 people in there, right? Because that was pretty chaotic, was it not? Yeah, it was in a good way. That was because we were ramping up from two people up to full and then like gradually pulling people out Yeah, I made a blackout little magician running everywhere

We invite Grinch back Yeah, we should yes, we should Yeah, the worst people in history, Hitler, Grinch. The Grinch in the tunnel would be... Hitler in the tunnel. Hitler, don't... Drunk in the tunnel. Oh my God. What if the first two stages of the Royale,

it's like wherever you finish, you get less beers the next round to make it through? Oh. And so then you'll get eliminated a little bit. Then there will be elimination. Wait, how do you mean you get less beers? Like everybody starts, you have 20 minutes. Everybody has 20 beers.

Or every team. And then the next round, if you came in last, you have 30 beers. Then 25, 2015. Finishing it in first in the first stage gives you fewer beers. It's like a Tour de France. Yeah.

Yellow jersey shit. And just last surviving. We'll get the details yeah Would make me ascend In the tunnel and we could just go look at it, but no he would nail the cost Oh, you'd be so good. I don't want to be lost because on I don't want a team of historical figures I want like one team is like baseball players and one team's dinosaur Yeah, right

Nickelodeon Yeah, I'm Chuckie Finster. George just comes in and just He would be so good about nothing else until oh, it's all I want He won his redemption round oh, yeah, which was not for Super Bowl tickets but for pride you might just come in street clothes and have the Hitler stash yeah need it need it need it's so bad all right let's spin the wheel it's gonna be wet. Think so? Yeah. Sucks? I know. And I think it's going to be me. Let's go ahead and take your shoes off.

It's over. No. Psych you dumb bitch. You win some lose some. Alright, we'll see you over tomorrow. We'll do the X What up? Thanks for watching, love you guys, bye!