The Yak - Steven's Declaring War on the NBA Stat Trackers | The Yak 5-24-23

Episode Date: May 24, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. It's the Yak. Sponsored by Roback. R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com. Use code Yak for 20% off your first purchase. Roback dot com. Use it to pull those hoodies, joggers, shorts.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Goback.com, promo code YAK. Where is Assassin's Rome? We're the sons of boy dads. I have no idea. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Very interesting.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Brandon, what's that? Where's Castellani? Yeah. Standing somewhere. Yeah. He works from home, so he can't be doing too much. He's going to drop the ceiling. You're going doing too much. He's going to drop through the ceiling. You're going to get roasted. You're going to drop through from the ceiling.
Starting point is 00:01:11 What did you say? What the fuck did you say? What the fuck? Stanko, can you close that door? Thank you. Stanko, did you like the Blackberry movie? The Blackberry movie movie did you like it shit hasn't seen it come on stickle you're a movie guy the movie's gonna you know what
Starting point is 00:01:29 i struggle with jay baruchel yeah who's that jay baruchel is like a canadian actor he's the the main character and she's uh out of my league oh it's just two two weeper troopers no oh he was in this is the end the the canadian like weepy he's alwaysopers? No. Oh. He was in This is the End, the Canadian weepy. He's always the ugly skinny guy that gets the girl. Super bad? No. I think he's been in The Office. Has he?
Starting point is 00:01:55 He wasn't in The Office. He's in Goon. Goonies? No, no, no. It's This Office. Yeah. Oh! She's out of my league, basically.
Starting point is 00:02:07 He's been in Tropic Thunder. He put out a... Oh, yeah. He had an interview. He's like, regrets trying to be like a superstar. I don't know. He won't? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:17 I like Jay Barrett. It's just a way of saying you're a superstar. It's too much of that. Oh, he's in the Black Bear movie? He's the main character. I regret being super successful. Well, I don't know if he says he is. He always compares himself to Jonah Hill.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Have you seen Jonah Hill? He didn't stick at that level. Unless it was a Photoshopped current look. Jacked? I know he's skinny as hell. He's skinny. But then I saw tweets that were like, you guys all did this with Chadwick Boseman,
Starting point is 00:02:44 and look how that came out. I don't like when fat actors get skinny. I think I saw tweets that were like, you guys all did this with Chadwick Boseman, and look how that came out. I don't like when fat actors get skinny. I think fat actors just take fat actors. Imagine being in their shoes. Chadwick Boseman was never fat. But he could have cancer. No, people were making fun of him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:55 People said he looked cancerous. No, they were just like, you guys said the same shit about Chadwick Boseman. But he wasn't. It didn't happen. You didn't know. No, but you didn't know. Okay. We could not know.
Starting point is 00:03:04 There could be something wrong. Jonah Hill objectively looks worse. It's actually the famous Nate, probably Nate's lowest moment when he wrote a blog about Stuart Scott. What? He's like, look at Stuart Scott. What happened? Everyone's like, dude, he has cancer.
Starting point is 00:03:18 It's tough. It's tough. People are saying that about Post Malone right now, too. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. People are saying that about Post Malone right now too Oh really? Yeah Yeah we probably as a society shouldn't Just immediately judge like a change in weight like that I think you can make fun of if they get fat
Starting point is 00:03:33 No because people are doing that to norm People don't make fun of getting fat anymore Do they? I don't know Yeah I mean I would Yeah I'll be honest Yeah You shame
Starting point is 00:03:42 You fat shame Yeah I'll make fun. I'll roast, insult, barb, poke. Who's a skinny person that got fat? Famous. Jessica Simpson. Kelly? Kelly Clarkson.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Oh, man. Man, man, man. Man, man, man. Man, man, man. Who's a dude that got fat? Not with, like, age. Maurice Johnstrew. That's... Okay, thank you, men. Men, men, men. Who's a dude that got fat? Not with, like, age. Maurice Johnstrew. That's...
Starting point is 00:04:08 Okay, thank you, Steven. All football players. Fat ones get skinny, the skinny ones get fat. That's how football players do. So, correct? Actors. I don't think... I don't think athletes count.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I mean... Actors. Brendan Fraser? Brendan Fraser. He got fat for I mean, Brendan Frazier? Brendan Frazier. He got fat for a roll, didn't he? No, but he got fat like... And then got the roll? The ideal men's body is him in Georgia the Jungle and Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Oh, Val Kilmer. He was sick though, wasn't he? No, I think he got sick after he got fat. So he got fat because he was sick? No, I think... He got sick because he was fat? Alec Baldwin, that's just... Natural fat. That's aging sick after he got fat. So he got fat because he was sick? No, I think. He got sick because he was fat? Alec Baldwin, that's just age. Natural fat.
Starting point is 00:04:48 That's age fat. I don't think Britney Spears has ever been fat. No, Kevin Federline, not really a celebrity. Okay. We're striking out. I like that TJ's taking it off to scroll by the girls. That's nice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Seems like he's scrolling for a while on this one. No, I don't. Oh, come on. Yes. Okay. Yes. There it is. I don't think he counts either.
Starting point is 00:05:16 No. All right. So just Matt Perry. No, guys just don't get fat. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Russell Crowe's a good one. Gosling got fat, huh?
Starting point is 00:05:25 That looks like an after. Good. Oh, that's a good one. Vince Vaughn. I think he's gotten back to skinnier. But, yeah, he's a good one. Will Ferrell, I feel like. Yeah, Will Ferrell was baseline kind of fat.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Yeah. Seagal, that's not fair. Rawls was 70. Oh, Favreau's a good one. Wow. Got really fat. Wow, yeah, look, that's not fair. Geralt was 70. Oh, Favreau's a good one. Wow. Really foul. Wow, yeah, look at that. Okay, well, then we debunked the myth.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Did we solve anything there? Men can get fat. Did nothing there of any note. Brennan Walker. I was a skinny. I was a beast. When did you start, like, packing on? You're not a fat man.
Starting point is 00:06:04 About an hour after i got married really i was six five six five 180 in high school i was ridiculously skinny i was gross skinny um there was about a six month period between gross skinny and gross fat that i was an attractive guy and then i met my wife in that window and then I started getting fat. That was it. Efficient. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's the dream, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:06:29 I've just put on a steady like five to ten pounds for like eight years. I had the bowl cut. I was a very ugly high schooler. I'm a very ugly adult, but I was a very ugly high schooler. I don't think you're ugly. No, I don't think you're ugly.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Well, I'm misshapen at the least. No. When you look your best, like I like it when you have a beard. You're not misshapen. Yeah, I like it think you're ugly. Well, I'm misshapen at the least. No, misshapen. When you look your best, I like it when you have a beard. You're not misshapen. Yeah, I like it when you have your shirt off. Look at the Russian bathhouse. Those guys are misshapen. Elf in the room.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Stephen Chay's having a breakdown. Chay. He's having a breakdown. I'm not. Yeah, you are. You're having a breakdown. I've been doing this all year. But you're having a special breakdown about this specific moment. You've lost a lot, and your reasoning on this play is
Starting point is 00:07:13 insane. It's a little bit of a reach, but it's scored incorrectly. I'm confident in that. But not for you. It would never go in your direction. Correct. I think it's probably about a 50-50. Can you pull it up and explain it? Can we start from the first step?
Starting point is 00:07:28 Because I don't know anything. Is it Marcus Smart, three and a half rebounds. Desperation. It's usually Che. I read a blog about it. Che fighting is fine if he's in the right, but he is desperate and wrong. I'm probably about 40 to 50% on these. You're not going to break this.
Starting point is 00:07:44 You're not going to break this. You're not going to break this. So the play is, I think Marcus Smart should be attributed to this rebound by the letter of the law. What is the letter of the law? So the letter of the law is a controlled tap. Which is what Robert Williams did. He tapped it to Grant Williams. No.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Grant Williams is not the person who received it. Marcus Smart never controlled that ball. I argue that he did, and he's about to collide with a defender and pass it to Grant Williams, who doesn't have to move when he receives the pass. That's a controlled tap. But he's tapping it to a guy who doesn't get it. He was trying to get it with his right hand. He was getting it to Marcus Smart.
Starting point is 00:08:15 What are you talking about? He literally tapped it to Marcus Smart. I think he's tapping it to Grant Williams and Smart intercepts it. They're in completely different areas. Che, is it common for the NBA to change their official stats? There have been four times that I have gotten this. It's much harder in the postseason. And it's also really hard when you're wrong.
Starting point is 00:08:34 I'd rather be wrong nine times and be right once. But you have no chance on this one. I'd rather be right nine times and be wrong once. Well, I'm saying I would rather be right one time, wrong nine times, than never try. Like, people are betting this. Right, right. But I would rather not try.
Starting point is 00:08:53 I would rather not be wrong and try to argue being right over and over. A sage. It's not over and over. I've done this probably about 12 times, 10 times this year maybe, and we've gotten four changed. Right, but this one is so blatantly not what you're saying. You're seeing something. You explain something, and then you play the video,
Starting point is 00:09:14 and what you explained is not what happened. So who do you think should get credit for the rebound? Fucking Robert Williams, if anyone. Good, good. That's a win because they should review that because it's attributed to Grant Williams. Okay, but that's not a win. You still lost. It's wrong, but at least I got eyes on it. You never were close.
Starting point is 00:09:33 It used to be the first guy, and it went to the last guy? It went to the last guy. And the middle guy has nothing to do with it. The middle guy's never going to get it. Never, and that's where Steven looks crazy. In real time, tweeted uh from the trusted account that is either a robert williams rebound or marcus smart there's no way that's grant williams in any closer to grant williams than his market smart i disagree i disagree with you
Starting point is 00:09:55 disagree yeah you're wrong marcus smart tries to control it never does correct i if you go back and slow down he is about to collide with his left touches it, and it looks like he may be controlling it, but his right hand comes back to try to get it. He dribbles it twice. He misses. He whiffs. He never has it. He's about to collide with the defender and passes it to Grant Williams,
Starting point is 00:10:15 who does not have to move. He does not pass this ball. That's one dribble, and then he passes it right there because he's about to get – That's not a pass. That's not a pass, dude. He was trying to grab that ball. That was not a pass. Look at his right pass, dude. He was trying to grab that ball. That was not a pass.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Look at his right hand, Steven. He's trying to grab it. So you, Brandon, who do you think should be attributed to this rebound? Robert Williams, the first guy. Okay, great. So we can all agree. He's saying that, but that's not, you want it for Marcus Smart. It never in a million years is Marcus Smart's rebound.
Starting point is 00:10:40 It's more Grant Williams' rebound than Marcus Smart's. Let me finish. So we're all in agreement that it's an incorrect ruling. No, I don't give a fuck. I think Grant Williams, you can make the argument. Right, you don't give a fuck, but you just said Grant Williams. No, no, no. Grant Williams having that rebound is not.
Starting point is 00:10:55 It doesn't affect you. If I'm ranking them, I go Robert, Grant, Smart. I go Robert, Grant. Who is that? Duncan Robinson or Max Truce? Max Truce, then Smart. Max Truce never has the ball. Doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:11:08 He was close to it. That's how far away Marcus Smart is from getting that rebound. The last time this was at the Knicks game. That was two times ago. We actually got a Marcus Smart rebound overturned like two weeks ago. You think NBA stats, whoever's running is like, oh, this fucking guy. Yeah, they're like, God damn it. You're not going to get it.
Starting point is 00:11:26 At this point, they don't even read the complaint anymore. I think. They're just watching the game, knowing what Stephen Shea bet and being like, Marcus Smart, just please don't go near any rebounds. Like, this is going to ruin my night. So I brought this up in real time. There's a minute 25 left in the first half. And I kind of let it go. That's actually the perfect time for it to happen.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Halftime, they can look at it and hopefully make an adjustment. When they got back from half, it wasn't changed. I was like, it's probably not going to work out. I didn't let it go. That's actually the perfect time for it to happen. Halftime, they can look at it and hopefully make an adjustment. When they got back from half, it wasn't changed. So I was like, it's probably not going to work out. I didn't buzz it again. Until in the last four minutes, he got two rebounds. So it's the difference between a win and a loss. No, it's not. Desperation.
Starting point is 00:11:57 If it's overturned, it's a winning ticket. If it's not, it's a losing ticket. What I noticed was you sent out another tweet right before you went to bed being like, going to bed, hope they change you hope we wake up for something lucky and then i saw a tweet at 6 45 a.m you're like woke up still not lucky like it got sad oh yeah no i was bummed out because i felt like we should have won based on the way that i'm interpreting the rule way no way we all agree we way. We all agree. We all agree.
Starting point is 00:12:26 We all agree. It's an incorrect ruling in which case I'm going to push for it. I agree that it is certainly, I can see the case for all it was. And I said that in real time too, it's incorrect. And they should have at least looked at it. I can live with the fact that it,
Starting point is 00:12:37 we lost and that's my fault, but if they at least got eyes on it, I did my job. But what more could you do? Nothing. What could, what could you do at all? on it, I did my job. But what more could you do? Nothing. What could you do at all? Bring it to the attention of NBA stats. Do you enjoy watching basketball?
Starting point is 00:12:51 I do. Or are you just watching Marcus Smart run around? You do bet Marcus Smart a fucking shit ton. 20 of his last 30 games is playoff games over two and a half rebounds. Are you even watching the ball go in or are you just watching Marcus Smart? I'm doing both. Just watching Marcus Smart go up and down the court. You don't think I have my eyes locked
Starting point is 00:13:10 on the guy that I bet on the entire game? Right, I know. That's why I'm saying, like, he wasn't... Marcus Smart wasn't really in on the action last night, so you didn't really watch the game. The game's miserable. Marcus Smart run up and down the court. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:22 That's what I do for the people. I'm the people's champion. Did the people ask you? You're not, because your and down the court. Yeah. That's what I do for the people. I'm the people's champion. Did the people ask you? You're not because your record has not been good. Do you think you should at this point just take the easiest win you can possibly take? I don't know. So, like, Jason Tatum, as low as you can possibly get on points. Or points. Well, I'm not going to go over, like, if it's too juiced, I'm not going to take it.
Starting point is 00:13:40 You need to get a win. Yeah. So, I broke it down. Regular season, we were 98 and 66 very good so have things been downhill since you got the hundred wins merch and you never hit it yes yeah yes very much oh you didn't know about that oh yeah so i got merch created that i thought i was i needed to go i think you might not get 100 yeah no, I'm well. I wanted to do it in the regular season. You had probably eight or nine games left? No, no, no. I do as a regular season. I'm at 115 right now.
Starting point is 00:14:09 But yeah, I went 98 and 66 in the regular season, then including the playing games, which weren't good to me. 16 and 13 after that in the playoffs. Since then, I'm 1 and 10, which is horrific. And my bankroll down two-thirds in the last. Yeah, since January, you've just been losing money. That's an incorrect stat for the most part. It was cherry-picked from after I started 13-4.
Starting point is 00:14:34 But you're not a playoff guy. You do realize going 52% is not winning money. You're assuming the juice on everything. Yeah, he has several. He's got a lot in there, plus 300, plus 200, stuff like that, right? You've got those buried in sometimes. No, but I've taken plus 120, plus 125. I didn't win, but I got a plus 159.
Starting point is 00:14:55 You've also taken minus 140. I've never gone minus 140 or above. Minus 139 is a hassle to go. Yeah, well, minus 139 is basically minus 149. Yeah, and going 52% is not winning. All right, well, minus 139 is basically minus 139. And going 52% is not winning. All right, well, overall, I am winning. And how is the support at home? I mean, when you spend your birthday watching Hornets, Pistons,
Starting point is 00:15:17 and hoping P.J. Washington hits a second three-pointer, it's a pretty miserable existence in those days. So I think next year what I'm going to do is I'm not going to give out a pick every day. Okay. I committed to that in the beginning of the season, so I'm going to do is I'm not going to give out a pick every day. I committed to that in the beginning of the season, so I'm going to see that through. Wait a goddamn minute. The regular season, you did have a winning
Starting point is 00:15:31 record. I think you can improve. I think you can improve. If you get better in year two, don't just go away from this. And it was successful. It was. So what I'm going to do is I'll play most nights, but I also limited myself to one play every day. So some nights you might have three.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Maybe two probably. Maybe once in a while I'll have three. But, yeah, some nights I'll have none. You have four? There were some nights where, like, Clay got them. We got them from two to three pretty easily. Clay was a late scratch with back spasms, and I had to put out a pick right after like a 10 o'clock game.
Starting point is 00:16:06 So I would not put out a play that day. So in situations like that, I'm not going to force myself. And in game ones of the playoffs, I'm probably not going to push. Will there be a day in the season where you have four plays? What about Christmas when everybody's watching? Five plays. Say five. Well, I mean, I'm not going to use anything.
Starting point is 00:16:20 One five play day. On your birthday. I do put a lot of tickets out there, so I'll continue to put those out. Give us one five play day, you promise, right now. One five play day. On your birthday. I do put a lot of tickets out there, so I'll continue to put those out. Give us one five play day, you promise, right now. One five play day. Not for my official pick. I want one five play day. Imagine how big that day will be.
Starting point is 00:16:32 You know what? I'm demanding it. You have to do a five play day. There has to be a five play day. This isn't football, so you're not VP over this. Five play day is going to happen next year. It's going to be a big celebration. I don't know why you're hemming and hawing.
Starting point is 00:16:48 I just said you have to do it. That counts for the record? Yeah. Because I put the logic of it probably in a lot. Yeah, yeah. Opening day. No, no, no, no. No, I won't do that to him.
Starting point is 00:16:58 But I demand a five play day next year. Make a four play and we can do something. I don't know what part of this is a negotiation. It's a five-play day. Why don't we do... Again. Hear me out. Four plays.
Starting point is 00:17:12 One of them is a golf play that we co-do with the four-play. Okay. All right. That's a good idea. Counteroffer five-play day from you. That's not a bad counteroffer, and I think you take that. I think you take that. Stephen you take that steven chase five play day i never want to force these people what you don't understand right now this isn't an actual negotiation oh it's not i'm gonna do a fucking five play day next year i don't know why we're even talking about it you're gonna do it we're
Starting point is 00:17:38 getting a five play day it's gonna be a big fucking deal we need the five play day it's gonna have to fucking i was gonna play the five play day. It's going to have to fucking happen. I was going to play the five play day. Say it right now. Nick's going to play the five play day. Zod's going to play the five play day. All of us. We're all playing the five play day. Jay, sign the dotted line.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Fine. All right. All right. Good. What about six? Six. Five play day rhymes with chase. Six pack.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Five play day chase. Chase five play day day. Six pack. Five play day Che. Che's five play day day. Six pack? Oh, six. I've kind of branded the six pack for my parlays that I do
Starting point is 00:18:13 on like Sunday Night Football or Monday Night Football. The lotto tickets. Six pack. All right. I can't wait for the five play day. I'm going to guarantee
Starting point is 00:18:23 And this is not a parlay. This is just five streets. Let's ride five right now. Let's ride five right now. I might one-up it. I might just pick a random NBA day and just have every single player, a play on every single player that's playing in the NBA. An all-play day.
Starting point is 00:18:35 I love that. 120 plays. I love that. I got to get some quigs around Robbins of 12. Just show them what's up. Did you get baseball cards too, Brandon? Let's open them. It looks like it. You open it. There's a pack of baseball cards in there. That box has been in the studio for at least
Starting point is 00:18:49 three weeks. Can I open them? They sent it to me three weeks ago. I haven't seen it. It's been in front of literally in front of you. I didn't know that. I checked the mail room before. It's been in the studio. Well, I didn't fucking see it. These are Topps 1991 cards. Alright, so that's... If anyone guesses the exact player, I will give them $500.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Well, what's the parameters here? Is there any clue, or we're just guessing straight off? Straight off. All right. Will Clark. That's your first guess? Yep. Oh, there's gum in here.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Somebody's got to chew the gum. Chew it. Ryan Sandberg. You don't want a wheel for the gum? Oh, you're just chewing. A wheel for the gum. Oh, yeah. Gum's gone. Oh, you got to chew the gum Ryan Sandberg You don't want a wheel for the gum? Oh you're just chewing A wheel for the gum Oh yeah Gum's gone
Starting point is 00:19:28 It's 30 years old Oh it's so bad How many? It's 32 years old At least That's fine Oh it's 32 years old There's no world it can be older
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah there is If they made the pack in like 1990 It just disintegrated Why would they make the 1991 baseball card set in 1990? Alright, baseball seasons aren't like basketball. They would make 1990s. Kind of got in there, huh?
Starting point is 00:19:53 I don't like your tone today. Well, you're the one that fought back on the three play day, the four play day, and now you're at five. Maybe that's good for me. And you were wrong about the rebound, so I don't know that your tone has been great. No, Jay's having a tough go of it. Will Clark.
Starting point is 00:20:10 How would you like to guess? 1991, Robin Ventura. That's not a bad guess. I want Will Clark. Brandon, pick another. Yeah. All right. Mike Kruko. Nice pick.
Starting point is 00:20:25 That was going to be my second pick. Ryan Sandberg. Ricky Henderson. Is it a puzzle piece? Yeah, it's going the opposite. All right. Give that to Kyle. Kurt Miller.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Don't know who that is. Draft pick. He doesn't count. Okay. It's got to be worth something. You guys want to know, I guess? Oh, you're doing the whole pack. Oh, no, I know.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Every time you have to guess a new player. Okay, Bobby Bonilla. I'm Googling 90s baseball players. Yeah, I'm trying to think. Ryan Sandberg. Oh, you can't. Can't do the same one? Vladimir Guerrero.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Oh. Okay. He wasn't playing. Bobby Bonilla. I just get Ken Griffeyero. Oh. Okay. He wasn't playing. I just get Ken Griffey Sr. Wow, this one was a popular one. Ozzie Smith. Ah.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Wade Boggs. Jerome Walton. This is a terrible game. Yeah, this is awful. Eddie Murray. This is actually a good set. Great rock. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Give me your official pick. I'll give $100 if you get it. In the whole pack. Whole pack. Will Clark is my pick. Although we already got two stars. Tom Glavin. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Give me Cal Ripken Jr. Okay. Ryan Sandberg. Scott Bankhead. Damn. Luis Quinones. Okay. Ryan Sandberg. Scott Bankhead. Mm-hmm. Damn. Luis Quinones. Luis Quinones.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Matt Williams. That's a pretty good one. Greg Swindell. A lot of cards in there. Ted Power. Yeah. Bob Tewksbury. That's true.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Gerald Clark. Black. Jeff Hewson. Mm-hmm. Jose Canseco. Oh. Card. Jeff Hewson. Uh-huh. Jose Canseco. Oh. Card. I could have guessed him.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Gerald Irvine and John Burkett. Fuck. John Burkett. I guessed him earlier. Jose Canseco. What's this card worth? I'll hit you in the stomach. I need to go to a batting cage.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yeah. Bad. I need to go to a dentist office, but I want it to be like a homie's house. Yeah, I would love it if it was just somebody's crib. Somebody's crib. Oh, yeah. The dentist is there. Jersey Jerry, I just purchased a dentist's office.
Starting point is 00:22:37 It's my first home in Chicago. I'm not sure why I bought a dentist's office, but I'm looking forward to the project. Oh, what? I need that explained. He bought a dentist's office. He bought a dentist office. Bought a dentist office. He texted me yesterday. He was like, offer accepted.
Starting point is 00:22:50 And I was like, congrats, man. That's awesome. And he's like, don't make fun of me. It's a dentist's office. That's going to be great. Why? For a house? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:58 No, it's going to be. What's going on there? Oh. Oh, yeah. I saw the house. It looks awesome. Yeah. There's just a lot of sinks in it
Starting point is 00:23:05 Every room has a sink That's perfect He just lives in a house of sinks It's really a nice house He's going to be living close to me That's so funny I need him watching the Steelers on that electric chair I need him to just
Starting point is 00:23:22 Take a bath in every sink Just walking sink to sink How many sinks are we talking for real on that electric chair. I need him to just take a bath in every sink. Just walk from sink to sink. How many sinks are we talking, for real? I didn't count. Maybe like... Excluding bathrooms, probably. Oh, including bathrooms. Hold on, excluding bathrooms.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Excluding bathrooms makes this interesting. Yeah, right. Excluding bathrooms, probably like five or six. Oh, my God. There's a sink in every room? That's a lot of sinks. No, I mean, it's a big house. It's like a nice house.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Yeah, but 80% of the sinks in most houses are bathrooms. Correct. Yeah. Most people have just a sink. Yeah. That's not a bathroom sink. Yeah, it's kitchen sink.
Starting point is 00:23:54 There's one sink and then there's however many bathrooms. Every now and then there'll be the one in the basement. Sure, sure. And you might have a bathroom. Or the old stationary tub.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Yeah, right. In the basement. Or you wash your dog. Yeah. Sinks like that. Does Jerry have more sinks than you? Oh, sure. The old stationary tub. Yeah, right. In the basement. Where you wash your dog. Yeah. Sinks I got. Does Jerry have more sinks than you? Oh, right. I'm going to storm into Erica's office.
Starting point is 00:24:12 I'm going to say I'm sitting on seven or eight sinks. Oh, without bathrooms? No, the bathrooms. I got four bathrooms, so. Yeah, yeah. Bathrooms don't count. Yeah, okay. Jerry's got five non-bathroom sinks.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Five MBSs, dude. That's insane. And I assume they're like sink sinks. Like they're not really, they're legit big time sinks. Okay, you're just out. I'm going to text him right now. I'm counting. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I'm going to text him and tell him, send me a picture of all your sinks. Oh, I can send it to him. Is he there right now? I don't want to dox his address. No, you can't do that. No. I could. He's just a sink man.
Starting point is 00:24:55 It's a sign of wealth in some cultures. I think I'm going to enjoy Wisconsin, frankly. You will? Yeah. Cheese curds. What are you talking about? What a cow. Brandon's living in Wisconsin.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I basically live in Wisconsin. Oh, really? It's closer to Wisconsin than Chicago. On the line? I live very close to Wisconsin. I mean, the border's not that far from Chicago. I live closer to Milwaukee than Chicago. Milwaukee and Chicago are a 90-minute drive from each other.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Jerry has a legitimate waiting room. It's just hilarious. I love it. He probably got a great... They take all the chairs out? But is it a residential... is it zoned for residential, or did he buy a commercial spot? A lot of places like this typically are like co, and it actually helps with the taxes. That's definitely part of what probably happened there.
Starting point is 00:25:39 The last house I was going to rent in Jersey had a doctor's office attached to it. It would be cool if Jerry's son became a dentist. That would be cool. It looks like five sinks by my side. Five non-bathroom sinks. Four non-bathroom, non-kitchen sinks. I was including kitchen in that. Yeah, four.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Four. Took it down to four. Or just random sinks. What can we do with a bunch of sinks? I piss in all of them. Sink racism? To me, that's just five extra toilets. Yeah. It's just a house of toilets. It's a nine
Starting point is 00:26:13 bathroom house. Yeah, right. Hole's a hole. I wonder what Ronan and Sass are doing. I don't know. Recording? Is Kate in Chicago too? No, she's somewhere. She is a beach. Beach.
Starting point is 00:26:31 We have no show Friday, by the way. No show Friday. Obviously Monday. The office is closed. No show Monday. I think tomorrow we're going to have a guy who climbed Everest. Donnie said that his buddy's coming. What?
Starting point is 00:26:41 Yeah. Solo? Probably not. Yeah, I don't think there'll be anyone else with him on the show. Yeah. Is that what you're asking? What, are we just going to let him do the show by himself? No, I'm just more into, like, soloists right now.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Oh, I don't think you can. Can you solo ever? No. Maybe he's done solos. That's what I would like to know, yeah. You're really into solos. No, I don't think anyone should. Have you started watching...
Starting point is 00:27:10 Oh, we're one of the... What are you doing? I don't know. I think they're filming a token clip, so... Yeah. Probably the only ones that ever see that. What? yeah probably the only ones that ever see that what big head i located a psychic all right give it to me i uh i gotta get in contact with him because he does like public appearances but somebody just sent me this picture and said
Starting point is 00:27:38 this is oh my god i need him him. I would assume that's him. His name is Gary Spivey. He's been doing this on TV and stuff for years. Why have I heard that name? Yeah, because you've seen that guy. Because he taught Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff how to be Mr. Wonderful again. Yes. Back in WCW in the 80s or 90s or whatever.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Do you remember that? I do well. Don't think you do. He was a lot skinnier back then. He's a guy that got fat. Well, look, his hair has just grown over the years. What? What is that hair?
Starting point is 00:28:08 Yeah. What is that? How? What is it? Who's he convincing? That's not hair. It's been growing steadily since. Oh, that.
Starting point is 00:28:20 That's not hair. Not at all. What do you mean? It's not human hair. It's been growing for decades. all. What do you mean? What do you mean? That's not human hair. It's been growing for decades. TJ, what do you mean? That's not hair. That ain't white boy hair.
Starting point is 00:28:32 It looks like he's face down in a massage chair. Yeah, he does. Good call. TJ, you think that's his actual hair? He's about to get new rude. He wrote on it. There's the letter M. You write on your hair?
Starting point is 00:28:47 That isn't... But, like, he's a white man. That's not hair. No. He's saying it is. He's trying to convince people. He's convinced TJ. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Looks like he's wearing a helmet. It's a massage pillow. Looks like he's in Spaceballs. Whoa. Hey, now. What's he doing there? Yeah, I like this guy. I like him a lot.
Starting point is 00:29:10 We need to figure out some kind of situation where he trips. Is he claimed for that to be hair? Has he ever claimed that it's his hair? TJ's claiming it is. I think it might have started out as his hair in the very beginning, and then he switched to the gimmick. What are we talking about? Is it ever his hair? No. very beginning and then he switched to the gimmick? What are we talking about?
Starting point is 00:29:28 Is it ever his hair? No. Is he half black, half old-timey judge? Yeah, he's from the colonial times. Sounds awesome. Yeah, he sounds awesome, but I need to get to the bottom of that. The hair. Has he ever addressed it on a video? Can we do the yak in a wind tunnel?
Starting point is 00:29:48 I guess we just need to get him and ask him these questions. Yeah, but where is he? I would suck if he was just like, yeah, dude, this is a wig. What are you guys, idiots? Yeah, you'd make us feel so dumb. Yeah. Oh, shit. Takes it off.
Starting point is 00:30:00 He's just bald. But how do you even arrive at that wig if you're going to do a wig? He stands out. He's just bald. But how do you even arrive at that wig if you're going to do a wig? He stands out. He's memorable. Yeah, I guess so. They're the boys. They're the boys. They're taping some shit.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Boys. Well, well, well. Look what the cat drug in. What were you two scoundrels doing? We were just shooting something for Out of Order. Ooh, yeah. We were following the freaking rules. Oh.
Starting point is 00:30:34 We decided to film our podcast at a different location. Oh. Yeah, a little Mean Girls 101. That's how you get the numbers. It's facts. And I'm hot. It was fun. It was a good time. Gaz has been telling us that though.
Starting point is 00:30:50 He's like, if you want to change things up, try recording it in your apartment. Gaz just emails us once a month saying it's been our worst month yet. Yeah, we get that all the time. We get our grade and it's like, well you guys failed Facebook again. Yeah, those grades hurt.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Yeah. Failing Facebook? Yeah, just not hitting the social posts and stuff. It's like, ah, fuck. We're all doing enough. Yeah, we're all giving our best. Giving our best. That's for six reels a day.
Starting point is 00:31:17 That's too many reels. My God. It's like a fishing store. Yeah. Act something like that. Oh, totally, totally. Like a movie theater yes thank you so to catch you up shay is going to do a five play day next year in the nba jerry is getting a house
Starting point is 00:31:33 with uh five sinks in it five extra sinks five and five non-bathroom bs's five non-bathroom sinks and then gary spivey has a wig no well we don't know if it's a wig. Gary's got five NBSs. Good balance to that bat. He bought a dentist office. Gary bought a dentist office. Yeah. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Great deal. What the hell? Good deal. Think about five NBSs. Where are they? Vanities and hallways? All throughout. Like a hair salon?
Starting point is 00:32:02 He has to have the hallway sink. Did your dentist office have a hallway sink? Oh, he'll have a hallway sink. Yeah, you got to have the hallway sink. Did your dentist office have a hallway sink? Oh, he'll have a hallway sink. Yeah, you've got to have a hallway sink. Ugh. I hate the dentist. Well, don't go to Jerry's house. I haven't been to the dentist in a while.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I should go. When was the last time you went to Jerry's house? There's no way. You've been to the dentist at least in the last five years. Yeah. Right. You're fine. About four years ago.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Fine. Five years ago, he was in high school. Right. You're fine. That was when I went. That was the Five years ago He was in high school Right That's what You're fine That was when I went That was the last time I went was in high school
Starting point is 00:32:28 Okay You're probably Such a little fucking punk Spitting in the dentist's face Yeah Pulling your dick out Exactly Gross
Starting point is 00:32:38 You're gross man What else is up? Yeah what have you guys Been up to? I just caught you up. That's everything? The entirety of the episode. Yeah, Che was being obstinate for a while there.
Starting point is 00:32:50 A lot of obstinance. Until college, pretty much. Five? That was actually a great one, Che. He's content-brained. He's different now. That was fucking good. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:33:05 He's nice with it. He's different now. That was fucking good. God damn it. He's nice with it. He's been very obstinate. So five plays a day? One day, five plays. Five play a day. And we're all going to play him. Because the play a day has been ruining his personal life. He had to watch the Hornets on his birthday.
Starting point is 00:33:20 He had to watch P.J. Tucker try to get a rebound. I didn't understand what it meant at first. He's doing five a day? No, just one day. If you want him to, we can make him do that. Well, he should have a week of five a day. That's awesome. Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Like rivalry week. Or maybe like a ladder week. Ladder. Mondays, one play. Tuesdays, two. Seven play Sundays. Seven play Sunday. Ladder week.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Ladder week. You're adding ladder week as well. Seven play Saturday, seven play Sunday? We're going to have ladder week. It should be one. And actually, that probably doesn't make sense with the NBA schedule. Because there are some days where it's extremely light. I'm going to tell you something.
Starting point is 00:33:53 I don't care what it makes sense with the NBA schedule. It's ladder week. Find the ladder. Ladder week is going to be electric. Climb it. Yes. Ladder week is going to. Ladder week is going to rule.
Starting point is 00:34:04 I think you have the endurance. Yeah, I wish this week was ladder week. Progressive overload like that? Can you handle it? Why not next week? There's not enough games. Not enough games. Baseball?
Starting point is 00:34:13 Not a game every day. Ladder week. It's not bat, Brandon. It's a bat. I know. I know it's a bat. I don't want to swing. It's a Mississippi State bat sent to me by Mitchell Bat Company.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Who's doing Nashville, Tennessee. Baseball stuff this year. The game is not growing. Game is dead. So he's growing up without us. I think Mincy's just going to be like still doing the same stuff. We should just put it on the blog.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Yeah, I guess you could. You just blog all his tweets. He's the same guy. We talked to him last night. Yeah. Damn. He met the Vandy Whistler. Really?
Starting point is 00:34:49 Yeah. That's huge. Is that video? He's most equipped to weather a storm like this. What is the difference, though, if we just reposted all his videos and put his- I just don't think we're giving him a- we fixed the glitch. Yeah, we just- We fixed the glitch.
Starting point is 00:35:04 We put his tweets on the blog today in Mincy. Do you think that this is all a massive cover-up for the murder of the Vandy Whistler? Yes. I mean, the Vandy Whistler showed up yesterday in his video. Oh, he did? I did not see that. Is that a real Vandy Whistler? Well, there are two Vandy Whistlers.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Exactly. He has been using the backup Vandy Whistler. He's never gotten the starter. Never gotten the starter. Wait, that wasn't the guy yesterday? No, that using the backup Vandy Whistler. He's never gotten the starter. Never gotten the starter. Wait, that wasn't the guy yesterday? No, that's the backup. Real Vandy Whistler is... Dead?
Starting point is 00:35:31 No, he's more famous. He's a better Whistler. This guy is his backup. So there was the Vandy Whistler. There's two Vandy Whistlers. Did Minty have his dust up with the main guy last year or no? No. Both times it's been the backup.
Starting point is 00:35:46 DJ, can you make sure that you just stay on the Mincy beat if he ever does live radio? I'd like to call in. DJ, when we were in Omaha, we saw the starter. Is he allowed to call into Barstool stuff or no? I think so. As long as we're not paying him, I guess. Yeah. He doesn't work here.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Jesus. Tell him he needs to do more stuff even though he doesn't work for us. We need this to be live. We can still get daily reports from him. Yeah. Did he miss such an opportunity by not sending in a daily report the day he got fired? I don't know. Got fired.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Fired. It's only one thing, Mincy. We're the other two things. Not nearly enough. Did you have the video of him with the Vandy Whistler yesterday? Yeah, I don't know why we aren't just living. He just freaking shows off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:33 I thought I got rid of you last year. I thought I got rid of this asshole last year. Does the Vandy Whistler not talk? It's hard to get rid of him. They said the other Whistler died, but they came out of Tennessee. That was false. Big Cat, I did not kill the Vandy Whistler. Sounds but they came out of Tennessee. That was false. Big Cat, I did not kill
Starting point is 00:36:46 the Vandy Whistler. Sounds like a guy who's still talking to you. See? Yeah. This is our content. Damn. I retreated it.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Good numbers on that, too. 2,800 likes. Let's go. Go, Mincy, go. Yeah. You should have run a 10K. I kind of like
Starting point is 00:37:01 because Mincy likes everybody and is very positive. He fucking hates that guy. Yeah, he does. Get the fuck out of here. Scram. That's enough from you. The meanest thing Mincy can say to somebody is scram.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Scram. Get on now. Get. Go pound some sand. I'd love to see just like a really angry Mincy. Hold the bat. I don't think he gets angry. Some people don't, like myself. He's gotten angry
Starting point is 00:37:29 at Brandon before. True. You know what, Brandon? You think you're better than us? He did. He did get mad at me a couple times. But he like, it's almost part of the show. He like forgave you immediately. Yeah, he apologized. He might say unspeakable shit about him being a big titty bitch or something. Ah, cross-eyed.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Ah, you said big titty bitch, too. I say that, too? Of course. Probably. It was an egg bowl. That's not fair. Oh, he'll be there for the egg bowl this year. No, don't make me do that shit.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Yeah, yeah. You got to. Yeah, I don't want to do that shit again. That's a live stream. Yeah. Oh. Ah, that's true. We'll do a tape delay.
Starting point is 00:38:06 We'll release the Egg Bowl in January. Heavily edited. Heavily edited. I mean, you just have to speak out against it if he says something crazy because he doesn't work for us. Oh, yeah, that's a dentist office. We'd trade texts to us. It's a dentist office? Und, Che texted us. It's a, it's a dentist office? Undeniably.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Good for Jerry. He's coming up on the world. Is it a dentist office? The hell? Damn, I want to live in a weird place. Oh, yeah,
Starting point is 00:38:43 dude, there's literally a reception desk. It's a window. It's a reception. Yeah, I'm like live in a weird place. Oh, yeah. Dude, there's literally a reception desk. It's a window. It's a reception. Yeah, I'm, like, nervous looking at it. Oh, dude, that would be so sick if Jerry hired a receptionist for his house. Yeah. It's, like, falsely pleasing. If you moved into a doctor's office, do you think you'd ever get rid of the smell?
Starting point is 00:38:58 No, never. The feeling of it? It's a sterile smell. You think people die in here? Yeah. On the table? On the dent? How annually, how many people die at the dentist's office?
Starting point is 00:39:12 About 16. 16? I think it's something like 30,000 a year. No, okay. A real number, how many people die at the dentist? 30? 20. Probably 30.
Starting point is 00:39:23 What do you want us to say? U.S. Yeah, what do you want us to say USA. What do you want? At the dentist? What answer do you want? I don't know. I don't know. What about the member when Frank told us that person went to the dentist and got AIDS?
Starting point is 00:39:33 Yeah, that's true. Scared him from ever going to the dentist. You're not dying at the dentist. You're dying from something that happened. From the AIDS. Yeah. From AIDS. I'd say at least one person dies a year at the dentist's office.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Really? From what? From going under and never waking up. I think it's got to be more than that. 2.6. Maybe a lot of people overdose at the dentist. 2.6. That's not a whole lot of people.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Anesthesia. Yeah, sedation. They just never wake up. That's a good way to die. That wouldn't be a bad way to die at all, except the last thing you do is go to the dentist. That would suck. Yeah, but you wouldn't be a bad way to die at all, except the last thing you do is go to the dentist. Oh, that would suck. Yeah, but you wouldn't undergo anything.
Starting point is 00:40:13 But the day that you have to go to the dentist is always a bad day. You're also dying that day, which makes it a bad day. Yeah. But I think actually going to the dentist is worse than dying. Would you rather die in a car wreck on the way to the dentist? No. Because that's the worst part is driving there. I'd rather have the dentist cancel and then drive and then die in a car wreck.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Have to die on that day. What's the best way to get the dentist to cancel? He calls you and says, hey, by the way, we got to move it like six minutes. Then you're happy. You want to die? If the last call, if I died on a call of someone canceling an appointment, best way to die. You'd be so happy. I once had the, I said it on the show, I had the dentist, I canceled while I was in the chair because they couldn't get the nitrous open. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:41:01 It was the best feeling ever. What if you have debilitating tooth pain and you need to go to the dentist? Sometimes you need to go. I think the cancellation of the dentist appointment actually gets rid of the tooth pain momentarily. What's the best thing to cancel? A dentist appointment. Is it? Has to be.
Starting point is 00:41:18 I don't know, man. Plans with friends that you don't really like that much? Yeah, plans with friends that aren't really friends. Like a work trip? Work trip getting canceled is pretty fucking sick. I've had some midnight shows in New York get canceled. That's sick. That is a great feeling.
Starting point is 00:41:33 I bet you people have canceled suicide. Oh, yeah. That's going to be a good one. Not really, though. Interviews getting canceled. It's not like you're instantly happy. You're probably still pretty like, this sucks. It's probably a relief.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Yeah. Getting an interview canceled, even if it's a great interview, always a thrill. Yeah. Just the idea of having to work. Anything. Yeah. What, Brandon? Hit his balls on the bat. Hit your balls with the bat.
Starting point is 00:41:57 You fucking idiot. One of the worst things to hit your balls. A baseball bat. Yeah, that's going to be a tough one. Okay, big boy. I like how Zah turned up his mic to laugh at him. Che wanted to talk about that. Even so, that would have been an awesome move.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Hey, what do you got, bro? I'm just going to say I love going to the dentist Mouth feels great after God damn you Mouth feels great What feels great about your mouth That didn't feel great before Once it's like fully clean
Starting point is 00:42:32 And like Sparkly Feels awesome He's actually not wrong I have a new dentist Where it's not as bad Where they don't shame me And they put on HGTV
Starting point is 00:42:42 On like a TV above my head I have a dentist That is such a good dentist. He's a stoolie, and I met him, and I've started going to the dentist regularly. Does he put you under? Puts me under. Probably looks at your wiener. Also has, well, no, it's not under. It's the laughing gas.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Oh, yeah. And then gets to watch Netflix, and he doesn't shame me. He's such a good dentist. I told him I might fly back just to go to the dentist. Should. It's worthwhile. Or just when you're in town, be like, hey, you have, like, a second to look under the hood. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:14 And if canceled on him, and he doesn't care. Like, I think he knows, like, whenever I make an appointment, like, I'll cancel a couple times. Yeah. Keep you honest. Yeah. Worst when they get mad, and you're like, what are you? I'm like, yeah, I'll cancel a couple times. Yeah. Keep you honest. Yeah. Worst when they get mad, and you're like, what are you,
Starting point is 00:43:27 I'm like, yeah, I'm not going. That's it. Yeah. What are you gonna, what are you gonna do about it? I'm not going. There are things like that as an adult that you, like,
Starting point is 00:43:34 it's like, uh, the reverse is like lying to your doctor. Yeah. Why would you lie to your doctor? They're not gonna arrest you. Yeah. They're not gonna get mad.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Yeah, if the doctor says, like, how much do you drink and you like that's the one person you should tell the truth to what come on right it's like
Starting point is 00:43:50 you're under arrest you shouldn't be drinking that much I'm going to tell your mom I'm going to have to tell your mommy that's how it was when you were younger yeah I know but like when you get
Starting point is 00:43:58 when you're an adult like what is the doctor going to say don't do that okay I'll keep doing that yeah that's how I felt when we did most dangerous games last year.
Starting point is 00:44:08 They were like, no drinking. As who? I'm 21. I'm allowed to drink if I want to drink. You're not like my teacher. It's a very liberating feeling. This year they heeded that. This year they didn't
Starting point is 00:44:23 have a free thinker like you to be like, no, I'm going to drink. This year they heated that. This year they didn't have a free thinker like you to be like, no, I'm going to drink. This year they were just like, all right, fine, we will not drink. Pussies. Damn. Made for a much better show, though.
Starting point is 00:44:35 What were you going to say, Che? Che, if you like going to the dentist, what do you not like? What do you actively not like? What is something you cannot find any joy what makes you feel dread i had to drop my car off really early this morning at a toyota center to get checked that was pretty annoying that is far better than going to the dentist no way to wake
Starting point is 00:44:56 up early pack up the whole family's driving for like two hours before i got on the train two hours where'd you have to take it this It was a whole thing. How did you externalize your frustration? Didn't smile. Oh, no. That's sometimes the only thing you can do is just not smile. Sometimes you can do the snap. Yeah, or sigh. Sigh.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Heavy sighs. Dude, I'm cussing. What? I'm going to cuss every time. Around your kids? That's what the case was? I was around my kids, yeah. I was in prison.
Starting point is 00:45:28 But you knew that it was planned? I planned it, yeah. Yeah. I'm fine with anything that's planned. It's like the minor inconveniences where I'm like, just kill me. Unplanned. Yeah. Let's go to the furniture store.
Starting point is 00:45:43 It's raining. Yeah, it's raining Yeah It's raining Death There's a lot of bad shit out there What? I'm just running Like most things
Starting point is 00:45:50 Suck There's a delay Most shit is bad I'm furious Doing most things Doing almost everything Sucks Seriously
Starting point is 00:46:00 Like anything you have to do Sucks Yeah if you could do a free will It's totally different Yeah It's all a mindset Seriously Like anything you have to do sucks Yeah if you could do a free will It's totally different It's all mindset It is all mindset but sometimes you just have days Where you're like I can't believe And it's something that takes like an hour
Starting point is 00:46:16 And you're like I cannot even fathom that I have to do this Yeah today I had to go Go to a golf course to do like a Shoot for a golden mug we have coming up. I fucking hated it. Yeah. I played two holes of golf, and I was like, this sucks. Get me out of here.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Or you could say, I got to play two holes of golf today. But that's just how your brain is wired, and your brain is wired different than most people, Stephen. And that's a good, lucky thing for you. Getting your first vaccine is like a 24-hour adventure. Right? It was that one time. First is only once. Really, you are, though.
Starting point is 00:46:52 It is a mindset. You just don't think about it. It's not bad. Even like, I got to go pick up my medication downstairs. What? And that's like, Jesus Christ. Another thing. That's like keeping you alive.
Starting point is 00:47:07 That'll take me 30 seconds. And it's also like in the grand scheme of things, you don't have a lot of things you have to do. No. That one will get me. Like you ever catch yourself on a day where you have to like do one thing? Yeah. Oh, this day sucks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:24 You realize like, wait, I only had to do one thing. It never takes more than two hours. It wasn't a big deal at all. I live right above my wash and fold. I keep my hamper by my door, and I'm just like, I don't feel like carrying this down. No. I'll do it. We're all a bunch of pussies.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Yeah. When it really comes down to it. You know what solves all that? Getting high for the activity. Yeah. You smoke for the activity, and it's just like— That's a slippery slope, though. You're at a level where you can do that, but for me, there's a thin margin where it's enjoyable to do things high.
Starting point is 00:47:56 I've got to start to do this. I might say— Just a little bit. Maybe I'll buy some— I don't smoke a whole joint or even a half a joint. Right. Maybe a quarter. You smoke a little a joint. Right. Maybe a quarter. You don't.
Starting point is 00:48:05 You smoke little tiny joints. You also, like, I do think there are some people, like, weed is almost like a drug they need. Not, like, addictive, but, like, you operate well on it. Yeah, we operate just as well. I was with you and Francis. I was paralyzed. I was pretty high that night, too.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Francis smokes a lot. When I was in San Francisco me and Francis went to a weed store for him and he bought $500 worth of weed. He brought back
Starting point is 00:48:31 like ounces of shit. He really does smoke that much? The shit that he gave me I never had like good weed. It was all like these like crazy edibles
Starting point is 00:48:38 and all these pre-rolls. Why? Because he has like tasks to do like fucking cooking and walking the dog and he's like I'm going to do these high.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Yeah he just said it was a little bit better to just do them a little bit high. I think he just does it when he goes to bed. Yeah, he needs five ounces for when he goes to bed. He said he does. And then he was like, I think I've got to tone it down because I've been waking up high. Then he was asking me open-ended questions about climate change and subtropical emigration. Forcing you to answer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:07 It was fun, though. Yeah, it was interesting. We did a game night at Francis' house. When? Oh, with KB? It was for content. Oh. We filmed it.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Really? When's that coming out? Soon, hopefully. Actually, did I just spoil that? We played with him. I think it matters. Yeah, we played a game. Nick, Kyle, me, and Francis.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Oh, hell yeah. Four people. Sounds really fun. It was very fun., and Francis. Oh, hell yeah. Four people. Sounds really fun. It was very fun. I love playing games. One special guest. Sounds great. Why didn't I get invited?
Starting point is 00:49:30 Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins was our fifth. Oh, shit. That's a good one. Yeah. The wrestler. But hopefully it's a new series that happens frequently
Starting point is 00:49:40 and everybody will be playing in it. Sounds fun. Game night? Game night. Simple as. I've been wanting to play Monopoly on this show for a while. I want to as well. I'm not playing Monopoly. Monopoly is so fun. I'll skip the fucking show.
Starting point is 00:49:53 I want to play Monopoly. It's the worst game. It's the worst fucking game. It's the best game. Should we play Monopoly tomorrow? I know everything. I humor you a lot. Yeah, you don't. Because I don't play your fucking weird-ass, like... Oh, yeah, he has some weird ones. He does have some weird-ass games.
Starting point is 00:50:09 It's the games that you play. I would have been wedgying you, like, never before. It's on? Never before. I would have been wedgying you. What is that? I would have been giving you the... I would have been cartoon bullying you.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Wedgying you from the flagpole. I'd be on the lamppost outside. Damn it. No, I've played some of those games. I got really into D&D for a while. Oh, D&D's fun. Yeah. Fun.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Yeah. We're playing again soon. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Shit. All right. When I say we, I'm saying you. How big's the budget? 300 million. Okay. It. All right. When I say we, I'm saying you. How big's the budget?
Starting point is 00:50:47 300 million. Okay. It's not bad. Like Avengers. I want a full set of plate armor. Mm-hmm. You need it. I do.
Starting point is 00:50:54 I'm going to need a fucking top hat for when we play Monopoly. I want to play Monopoly. I'll make you guys one. It was 300. You don't want to play Monopoly tomorrow, KB? No, Nick doesn't. I would definitely play Monopoly. I'm just saying there's a lot of games I'd rather play. Play Monopoly. He has one. It was $300. You don't want to play Monopoly tomorrow, KB? No, Nick doesn't. I would definitely play Monopoly. I'm just saying there's a lot of games I'd rather play.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Play Monopoly. I just won't come. I thought tomorrow we had Eversky. I would just take... Yeah, well, he could play Monopoly. Yeah, should we do something fun for tomorrow? Yeah, let's play Monopoly. Have an Eversky.
Starting point is 00:51:15 I said something fun. Monopoly work on a live YouTube? I don't think it would, because I think that's a game where you get so into it, but I think you have to be playing it to be that into it. You could win or lose on the first turn and then have to sit for seven hours. Nick, you could commentate if you don't want to play.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Yeah, okay, I'll do that. What about Risk? Risk is fun. I've never played Risk. I like the game that we played, Wavelength. Wavelength was fun. What's Wavelength? Let's just put it out before Francis puts out his game.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Let's see what happens. We're going to shelf that. Let's make it funny as hell. We're going to do Let's see what happens. You guys just want to shelf that. Let's make it funny as hell. We're spending a lot of format without you. You guys ever play Codenames? Yeah. That's fun. Crypto's better than Codenames.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Crypto's awesome. But to crypto, I do Crypto Fridays with Big T. We play every morning. That's what you were playing? Yeah. Oh. Should we play Salad Bowl? I also play Love Letter every day.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Love Letter mornings. I would do Salad Bowl tomorrow. Vibs. What do you play with the Clemmer group, the group over there? Love Letter every day. Love Letter mornings. I would do Salad Bowl tomorrow. What do you play with the group over there? Love Letter. You have to win princess kisses. I think I have played that. There's a lot of games I've never heard of. You draw a picture on your phone
Starting point is 00:52:16 and everybody else has to guess what they're drawing. Telestrations would be fun for the Yak. We can do that tomorrow. Scribbleo is a computer game. You can play with your phone. Yeah, Scribbleo is fun. We can do that tomorrow. Yeah, I like that. I like that. Scribble-io is a computer game. Okay. Let's do that. Yeah, Scribble-io is fun. Pull it up.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Maybe a little salad. Let's play it right now. Fuck it. Let's play it right the fuck now. You want to do the high noon ad, Reed? I do.
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Starting point is 00:53:18 Look for them on Drizzly or at your local convenience or liquor store or visit highnoonspears.com to find it near you. Where'd you get that bat for real? Mitchell Bat Company sent it to me because I am a Mississippi State fan. Give me a swing. Give me your swing. Okay. I don't know if I can swing.
Starting point is 00:53:35 You don't know what you're saying. You can. You can. Go to the lobby and do it. No, no. Do it in here. Do it in here. Ah, you're going to hit one of those lights.
Starting point is 00:53:44 That's how I play Monopoly. No. I was going to hit one of those lights. Sass, I'll play Monopoly. No. I was going to say psych. Luckily, I'm such a fucking nice person. I didn't even have to say psych. Terrible swing. That's not true at all. Sass has a good swing.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Great swing. What's he doing? He's going out to the lobby. He's going to be better if he does it fast. Yeah, it's not. It's lobby. He's going to be better if he does it fast. Yeah, it's not. It's terrible. It's even worse. Messy swing.
Starting point is 00:54:12 That was a pretty good swing. He got a hole in his swing. He swung down. Yeah, he did. Was that bad or good? That was awesome. I said it was awesome, but TJ says he got a hole in his swing. I said it was good.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Ryan Howard. He's not swinging level. Who wants Titus to notice him so bad? He does. Titus didn't even bat an eye. I wasn't bad, Brandon. I'll give it to you. TJ, what, you think that sucked ass?
Starting point is 00:54:39 It was better than the first one, but a fastball is going right over your ass. I went six for 21 at Cooperstown. Hit bombs. Nice. Six for 21. Yeah, that's not good. Not bad, though. It's kind of bad.
Starting point is 00:54:56 75? Yeah, playing against a 12-year-old. Well, you were 12. Yeah. Yep. Oh, wow. Way better than him. No way.
Starting point is 00:55:07 The way that he makes it sound. It's a home run every time. It's odd. His swing is good, but his stance was garbage. Oh, he threw in a golf swing. Boy loves his swing. Oh, yeah. You think Blattman knows how?
Starting point is 00:55:24 Not good. No. No, you were better. No. It's a weird. Oh, yeah. You think Blattman knows how? Not good. No. No, you were better. You were. It's a weird. You almost fell. It ain't natural. Good stance.
Starting point is 00:55:34 My shoulder exploded. It did? Hurt. Hurt when I did the golf swing. How was my golf swing? Clean. Well, it was a baseball bat. Oh. Ow. God. a baseball bat. Oh!
Starting point is 00:55:46 Ow! Ow! What are you owling at? Oh, god damn it! Ow! Skeet skeet! Ah! He's trying to land it. You got it. There. A little less. It's not going to break.
Starting point is 00:56:01 That was it. That was it. Yes, that was it. It's softer. Oh, it's not going to break. That was it. That was it. Yes, that was it. Softer. He's going to throw it higher. Yeah. Oh, I think lower. I really like the sound. That is a good sound. No.
Starting point is 00:56:23 No. Freaking, what if he BoJack's in that? Better when he did it over his head. So where are you going to put that in Titus' studio? Let's, uh... Yeah, hopefully there's a storage closet in there. I'll have it on my half in the background. You have a third, right?
Starting point is 00:56:38 I have a half. We have a half. Let's see who has the best backflip out there. Yeah. Braden, you go first. Backflip or backflip? Backflip. Oh, I thought you there. Yeah. Braden, you go first. Bat flip or back flip? Bat flip. Oh, I thought you said back flip.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Dan, don't flip the bat. It's a new... I want to display that bat. It's for my backdrop. Where's backdrop? Don't flip that bat on the concrete. It's going to be loud. And... Fuck! It's going to be loud. And. Fuck!
Starting point is 00:57:11 Oh, no. That was clean. Titus just, he hasn't flinched. What brand headphones are those? Oh no Oh no Taking his bong going home I didn't go full backflip I could have gone way higher
Starting point is 00:57:32 Could have punctured the roof Whoa Held it back a little Zoom in on the bracket Can't zoom No don't Don't freaking do it Oh no What? Zoom in on the bracket. Can't zoom? No, don't. Don't freaking do it.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Oh, no. What? No, it's empty, right? Yeah. Where's he going? I don't know. What else is going on, boys? Sleepy.
Starting point is 00:58:03 I'm tired, too. Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy. I don't know. You got loose last night? No. I had a weird realization last night that we're less than a month away from the days getting shorter again. What? No.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Roan, why would you say that? Really? So we really have to fucking soak it up right now. Now is the time. I hardly get sunlight. Now is the time. This month and then the next month are is the time. I hardly get sunlight. Now is the time. This month and then the next month are like the two months of the longest sunlight. We need that shit.
Starting point is 00:58:34 We need to soak that shit up. Yeah. Are we playing Scribbleo? Pull the link. He sent the link. Did you create a private room? I did. Brandon.
Starting point is 00:58:42 How do we get in the private room? Click on the link. Brandon, God damn it. How do we get in the front room? Click on the link. Brandon, goddammit. Okay, I'm in. No, I'm not. A lot of people rocking Jalen Hurts merch today. Jalen. Jalen. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:03 And can you show it? TJ, your screen? Yeah, why don't we start? It's pretty fucking cool. You say Pete got some pussy last night? That wasn't a big bat flip. You chipped it. No, I did not.
Starting point is 00:59:19 You chipped the bat. No, I did not. You chipped the bat. Well, now everyone's saying that. Did you see his bat? Game used. I had now everyone's saying that. Did you see his bat? Game used. I had that bat for 30 minutes. It was actually, what?
Starting point is 00:59:31 It was in the studio for like two months. They said they sent it to me two months ago. I never saw it. Apparently, it was in here. I looked in the mail room. I looked everywhere. It was in here the whole time. It was standing up next to the store over there.
Starting point is 00:59:42 I opened that today, and you chipped it on the same show I opened.'m gonna sign it the chip no i don't want you to sign how will they know who chipped it it'd be anyone's chip and then it's just some pine tar on it it looks way better if it looks it's a display bat no it's better if it's not that cost me 675 dollars no it didn't no they sent it to me for free. I would have felt so bad. No, I don't. No, you wouldn't have. Yeah, $675?
Starting point is 01:00:10 Yeah. What are we doing? It was $675? No, it's much cheaper than that, but it's... It's free. It's not cheaper, but it's less expensive. Thank you. Well, it's significantly less expensive. It's free.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Free to me, yes. I don't know how much the layperson would have to. Someone just DM'd me and said, can you ask Brandon about his alleged Taylor Swift ticket side hustle? Oh, what? What are you doing? What? Okay, well, that's just somebody made up a DM and sent it to Sass. You've been buying Bulk's Taylor Swift tickets?
Starting point is 01:00:43 It's absolutely not made up. Are you serious? First of all, I don't even know where. I know she's on tour right now. How would I stay ahead of that? Oh. Hey, buddy. Hey.
Starting point is 01:00:56 All right, what are we doing here, TJ? Are we all in? No. Brandon's not. Brandon, get in Scribbleo. Brandon, I told you to make a TikTok two weeks ago, and you didn't do it. I'm going to do it. All right.
Starting point is 01:01:08 You got Taylor Swift. Cass, you're not in here either. I'm trying to figure out how to join. You just clicked a link. You were in, and you left. I was in or my name? Wetsuit. I was wetsuit.
Starting point is 01:01:17 I left, though. Now I'm back in. Refresh. Or can you? I have an ad. I just said play. Okay. All right. We're all in here. Putting advertisement. Oh, here we go. I got an ad. I just said play. Okay, all right, we're all in here. Putting advertisement.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Oh, here we go. I got an ad for a make-out point. We don't have sass in. EFW is choosing a word. Oh, fuck. Brandon, start drawing. Everybody else type guesses. Oh, we guess?
Starting point is 01:01:42 Where do we type guesses? Oh, tap to guess. Do we get unlimited? Where do we type guesses? Are we typing guesses? Oh, we guess? Where do we type guesses? Oh, tap to guess. Oh. Where? Do we get unlimited? Where do you guess? Is this a penis? I just typed tree into the chat. What the fuck are you drawing, dude?
Starting point is 01:02:00 Oh, I know. Oh, no. Where do you guess? At the bottom. What the hell is this? Can I start over? No. Boy.
Starting point is 01:02:11 How, Stephen? It's a seven-letter word. I fucked it up. Is it a hammock? Can I go backwards? No, it's not. Is there a way to go backwards? Stephen goes, yeah. Is there a way to go backwards? Steven gets the yaw.
Starting point is 01:02:28 When someone gets it right, does it stop? Can I start over at all? Do anything? You use a different color. There's colors? Gotta be. Can I downvote this? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:39 I downvoted it. All right. I wish I could start over and there would be mountains and not trees. Can I describe what I'd like to draw? Can I describe what I'd like to draw? Can I describe what I'd like to draw? There has to be a way to go backwards. There is.
Starting point is 01:02:52 And time. That's how I skew. Zip line. Zip line. I was trying to do two trees, a zip line, but they wouldn't be between trees. That's the word you chose? Is it me now?
Starting point is 01:03:09 Shit. That guitar would have been easier. Oh, no. This is fun, and I'm going to get this right now. Fuck. Okay. Okay. I was going to do that too. You bastard.
Starting point is 01:03:36 What? Patrick's house. Yep. It's hard to type on this. I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at. This is like the original Blackberry keypad. Should I go back? Yep, Sass.
Starting point is 01:03:48 Should I go back? What? Son. You're just going to type it out? What? I haven't heard of Sidney. Wait. Oh.
Starting point is 01:04:14 It's like five words. Did I guess the word? Yeah, he got it. There's no way. Sidney Opera House? Yeah. Oh, wow. I was just typing that. Sidney Opera House.
Starting point is 01:04:21 I couldn't find the... It's so hard to type on this. I'm going to go back. I could have nailed type on this. I'm going to go back. I could have nailed that. I guess I'm going to guess it too now. Yeah, you all should type it. You get points if you get it right. But I can't get over to the P.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Yeah, there's no... The P is just... Come on. Oh, I got 75. Nice. Good work, boys. Okay, Roan. Fuck me.
Starting point is 01:04:43 I'll just send the Opera House.com. You typed in the search. Are you looking up the spelling? Yeah, he typed in the bottom of... Okay, Roan. Six letter. Che left the room. Oh, it says the amount of letters?
Starting point is 01:05:03 Yeah, the top six. I don't see that. So let's guess this. I ran out of time to guess this. What? Mm-hmm. What is this? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Oh. Hmm. Everything looks like a penis. Oh. Oh. Oh. Now he's spelling as well. No. Oh.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Oh. Oh. Motion line. Motion line. Good girl. And that's really all you need. Huh. Huh.
Starting point is 01:06:01 That's all we need, huh? Oh, fuck. I picked the wrong word. No way. Oh, that's all we need, huh? Oh, fuck. I picked the wrong word. No way. What was your word? My first word was head. Oh, that would have been easy.
Starting point is 01:06:15 I have a whole other word. All right. I'm deleting all of it. Oh, it was faucet. It was faucet. I was about to guess that, too. Fuck, it was head. All right, KB. Good head.
Starting point is 01:06:29 This has been a smash hit. Yeah, I think we're only playing one round of this. Yeah. Then we'll get into some sparkle. Yeah, then we'll get into some sparkle. Oh, fuck. Oh. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:07:03 What the fuck is going on? Why am I typing this shit in? What the fuck is going on? Why am I typing this shit in? What the fuck? How the fuck are you guys getting this? What's the word? I've said it twice. Why am I not getting it? I think you did.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Oh. You're green and Steven's green. Okay, good. Oh, well. I can't get it. What is it? Dude, come on. Okay, good. Oh, well. I can't get it. What is it? Dude, come on. It's so easy.
Starting point is 01:07:31 So, so goddamn easy. South? Well, I was just the right side circled. What the fuck? That's where the South is. Oh, culturally, the South is not. You kind of nailed that, KB. That's the American South.
Starting point is 01:07:42 Fuck. Who's up? I hate this. TJ. Who's up? I hate this. TJ. Thumbs down. Four-letter word? This isn't drawing. Wrong.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Wait, we can all see it's the word. Yeah, I'm going to guess it. What? Because it's his screen. You can see the his word. Yeah, that's it. What? Because it's his screen. You can see the draw this. Got it. I ran. How'd you do that?
Starting point is 01:08:13 Oh, shit. You got paint? How, KB? How have you not got it? All right. It's not fun. I already did the cheat. Round two, I never got to fucking draw.
Starting point is 01:08:26 I never got to go yet either. What the hell is this? How many rounds are there? I just want to draw once. Three. What? Three rounds, okay. How did it?
Starting point is 01:08:37 God damn it. Guessing is the drawing is the funnest part. How do we know? Eat letters? Roan? How do you see this? This is me? Yeahest part. How do we know? Eat letters? Roan? How do you see this? This is me? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:48 What? No. I can't even see my word. Top. You have an ad? I got a big ass ad. I got a fucking ad. Minority.
Starting point is 01:08:58 Minority. Oh, you would have had fun with that. Oh, damn. I got create. Oh, this is going to be good. Stephen Chase choosing a word. Oh, damn. We got create. Oh, this is going to be good. Stephen Chase choosing a word. Yeah. Penis.
Starting point is 01:09:18 Baguette, baguette. What? The fuck? We know what that is. What the fuck? Oh, TJ. What the hell? You guys got it? Yep. What? How the fuck? You guys got it? Yep.
Starting point is 01:09:47 What the hell the fuck are you guys getting it? I don't know what it is. I can see it on TJ's screen. Oh. Oh, I had it. You did that, though. I already guessed that, didn't I? Oh, I did Bandags.
Starting point is 01:09:57 You did Band-Aid before me, but it was just... I wrote Bandags. It's pretty good. Why'd you put it somewhere left? I thought it was a potato at first. Rone's still guessing bandage. Sass? Oh, let's go, Sass.
Starting point is 01:10:19 Oh, let's go. Six. six oh my god that's all you get have fun got it beat Kyle I should get points for that for how well of a drawing that was
Starting point is 01:10:40 that's the easiest thing to draw what is it you wouldn't have done it you guys would have been doing some fucking weird shit look at. What is it? You wouldn't have done it. You guys would have been doing some fucking weird shit. Look at that. What is it? Yeah, you know. He actually did too much.
Starting point is 01:10:52 How did you guys get that so fast? That's what he's drawing. That's all it could be. Mountains, I said. Like a crown? Bart Simpson's hair? Yeah, it could be Bart Simpson's hair. Still has not guessed it. Ron's guessing mountain baguette.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Baguette. Okay. Let's go, Nick. Graphic design is your passion. It is. Speaking of which, are you even supposed to be on the show right now? Are you supposed to be designing? I should be designing right now.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Is that your full-time position? Yeah. Nah, I got it right. The eight? Oh. I said... Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Oh. Oh, I clicked the wrong fucking button. Oops. What? Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back. Um, um, um. Don't panic. Damn, that was clean. Yeah, what the fuck?
Starting point is 01:12:06 Boys find motor skills are crazy. Down bar. DJ, guess that. Keep drawing. That's all I got for you guys I don't know fuck how'd you get that TJ are you cheating has to be I'm a gamer bro I can't fathom what is the
Starting point is 01:12:37 right image down download pretty good download thanks guys oh that was eyelid
Starting point is 01:12:49 that I thought I clicked yeah we all got that thanks guys alright let's go you pointed at the eyebrow eyelid there's no oh
Starting point is 01:13:00 you have no points here we go Brandon this might suck oh it definitely sucks. Keep going. We have to finish the game. Let's play this for the next week. And let's not talk and focus here.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Crown. Basquiat. Burger King crown. How many? Helmet. Royalty Reality Reality Wrestling
Starting point is 01:13:29 Raspberry Fruit King King Fruit Raspberry Raspberry Crown? Ray? No What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:13:46 Raspberry parade. Raspberry beret. Get raspberry out of here. Did you accidentally write raspberry? What are you doing? One minute. Okay. Oh.
Starting point is 01:14:00 Prince. Prince. Prince. Write it. Prince. Brandon, Write it. Prince. Brandon, that's like... Well, I picked. 1990, what is it?
Starting point is 01:14:10 I picked it. I picked Prince. What's it say at the top? It has 11 letters. 11 letters. Is it Prince Prince? No, I picked the wrong words. It's like you guys.
Starting point is 01:14:17 I think something's wrong with it. It is. I don't have time to do it now. You did 11 letters. Well, try. Guys, it was underground. I don't know how you do it now. You did 11 letters. Well, try. Guys, it was underground. I don't know how you didn't get that. Underground?
Starting point is 01:14:29 It was Prince. I chose Prince. What was fucking Raspberry King? Raspberry Beret. Raspberry Beret. The Prince was a crown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's this?
Starting point is 01:14:41 Who's this? You must have a third party in here. Probably me. Everybody needs to check their word. I don't even know what this could possibly be. Oh. Yep, got it. Oval shirt.
Starting point is 01:14:57 Overshirt. A gun? Shirt-o shirt zero shirt circle this is good I shirt
Starting point is 01:15:10 shirt shirt okay I'm seeing a circle and then an arrow pointing to a sleeve yeah circle sleeve round
Starting point is 01:15:18 rounded shoulders round shoulders shirt okay shirt TJ's damn good it's just shirt It's just shirt. It's just shirt.
Starting point is 01:15:29 Why the circle? Why the circle? World of t-shirts. Oh. What? You should have put some country in there. Was that the circle of the world? Yeah, that was the world.
Starting point is 01:15:40 No, I respect this. This was good. Okay. Look, here you go. There it is. There it is. Are you boycotting? No, I'm in. You're good. Okay. Look, there you go. There it is. There it is. Are you boycotting? No, I'm in.
Starting point is 01:15:48 You're man-cotting. Good world. What are you talking about? I'm in. I'm playing my heart out. You got zero. It is a good world. Yeah, that's a good world.
Starting point is 01:15:59 I'm in. Why don't we get to round three? Oh, good God. Can we please get to round three? This is painful. If anybody tweets anything bad about the show, I'll respond and agree. I can't be. Listen, sometimes they're misses.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Yeah. This is one of them. The beauty of a daily show. Sure. All right, Kyle. Go ahead and think. Stop letting me draw. Oh, God. Oh, no, Kyle. Don't refresh. It'll put your score at zero. Did you pick the right word? Alright Kyle Go ahead and think Stop letting me draw Oh god
Starting point is 01:16:25 Oh no Kyle Don't refresh It'll put your score at zero Did you pick the right word? Just make it Just make it Charades It's just not
Starting point is 01:16:33 Just charade it Word salad Charade it out loud Fucking piss me off Say it out loud I just want to draw Why wouldn't it work? Why wouldn't it
Starting point is 01:16:40 Charade it Charade it You'll get it instantly Do it Charade again? Charade, you'll get it instantly. Do it! Charade that thing. Fucking... Oh. Shogun?
Starting point is 01:16:56 Wait, Shogun? I picked Tickle! This game sucks! Yeah, disconnect, connection lost. What the fuck? It's so bad. I lost. I left the room. Shit app.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Shit app. Got it! 15 second app. Oh, Stephen Che. I can't. Count. Oh. Why didn't.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Great one to you, Jay. Brandon, count the sides. Count the sides, Brandon. Just count the sides, man. Oh. count the sides, Brent. Just count the sides, man. Oh, hexagon. Even if I'd counted, I don't know that I knew that was hexagon. Oh,
Starting point is 01:17:55 I got disconnected. That was the first time I did that. KB choosing a word. Fuck, Kyle, this sucks. I have a Subaru ad. This fucking sucks.
Starting point is 01:18:03 You have zero points. This is the worst. You just lost all your points. Prince was good. It's not letting me. What am I doing wrong? I'm just watching a Subaru ad. I'm touching it.
Starting point is 01:18:18 I'm out. What could I possibly be doing wrong? Have you tried touching it? All right, let's fire up some Sporkle. Not enough. Not enough of this. God damn it. That's partially on.
Starting point is 01:18:30 That's a low point for us. That game should be fun. That was a low point. Disgusting how mad that game should be. That game should be fun. I'm furious. Remember, was it Draw with Friends, or what was it called? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:40 It was the drawing one. That was early. That was better tech. That was the problem, was the tech. The keyboard was insane. I chose Prince. All right, let's play some Sporkle. Ready, Zah?
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Starting point is 01:20:49 minutes. And also it's like two portions. You can like save that shit for lunch or leftovers. Or if you're like Brandon, you probably
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Starting point is 01:21:09 Not that fat. And honestly, it's two servings a meal. So it's like, what is that, 30-something? 32. I said it before you. Very simple math. I said it before you. Not really.
Starting point is 01:21:19 Yes, I did. You questioned it at first. We actually had this exact same conversation on Son of a Boy Dad, and I still forgot what it was. Yeah. HelloFresh.com slash Yak16. 16 free meals. Got it. It's like two servings.
Starting point is 01:21:34 So how many is that? 32. 32 free meals. Mm-hmm. We should do a spin on Sporkle. Okay. Sporkle. We've got to figure out what the punishment would be,
Starting point is 01:21:45 but I think we should go around and you say a subject, and if you don't win, you lose. Oh, I like that. I love that. I love that. Oh, yeah? Because look who's here for it. This is what we pay you the big bucks for.
Starting point is 01:21:59 Oh, no. Boo. Oh. So what would be the punishment, though? Maybe just there isn't one. Shame. You got to throw away your shoes. Yep.
Starting point is 01:22:10 The rest of the show? Yeah, that's life for the best. Oh, we could play strip, Sporkle. What shoes are those? Those make you look athletic. Yeah, dress for the job you want. Oh. What's the job you want?
Starting point is 01:22:23 A rock climbing instructor? Agility coach for an all-star baseball team. Coach me, dude. Start with me. I want to learn some agility. Hey, you got to throw away your shoes. Let me hit you as hard as I can with this box. I actually want you to. I would take that over shoes.
Starting point is 01:22:42 How about one over the other? I'm going to be digging them from the trash. No digging either. Once they're gone, they're gone. Digging is allowed. You could hit us with a box, but everybody would still have their shoes. I would like to keep my shoes. The chances are you'll keep your shoes.
Starting point is 01:22:57 Nobody's losing. Whoever beats you gets to decide. It can't be anything bad. Yeah. Okay. It can't be anything bad. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It can't be anything bad. It has a deposit. It could just be a direct transaction to $50.
Starting point is 01:23:10 $50. $50. It'd be like, go get me something from Dwayne Reed. Yeah. I'm hungry right now. I'll get my lunch. Something on that level. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:23:17 You got to buy the person a crew neck. Yeah, I can go for a crew neck. You have to leave right now. I love a crew neck. I'm going to buy the person a crew neck. All right. So, Sash, you're up first. Oh, I have to go first? Wait, there's going to be six crew. I love a crew neck. All right. So, Sash, you're up first. Do I have to go first?
Starting point is 01:23:25 Wait, there's going to be six crew necks, Bob? Sorry. No, no, no, no. So you pick it. Nobody's getting punished. Okay. Play it exactly the same. If you lose, whoever beats you gets to do it.
Starting point is 01:23:35 Now I'm nervous because I just realized that they're you versus us. We all have to go around. Yeah, I don't think I have a topic that I can be on. All right, I'll do Bob Dylan because I did it. There's a TJ in this. Easted. TJ, do you want it? Or Che? Yeah, I don't think I have a topic that I can be on. All right, I'll do Bob Dylan because I did it. There's a TJ in this. He's wasted. TJ, do you want, or Che? Che and TJ?
Starting point is 01:23:53 Yeah. That makes it so it's like there's a very good chance that you could lose. Oh, yeah, all right, so we'll just do this room. We'll do this room. All right. Are we doing a different topic or are we doing random? Yeah, yeah, so Bob Dylan what? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Just look up Bob Dylan. There's a bunch of them. Do any of them. You can't do the one you did the other night. I don't remember which one I did. Bob Dylan albums? Sure. No.
Starting point is 01:24:13 So for this one, I would know zero probably. Right. I've never. Let's do songs by image. Oh, by image. I like this. I like this. Oh, by image. I like this. I like this. Oh, yeah, because you get choices.
Starting point is 01:24:28 All right. So, Sass, you go first. It's only three minutes, though. Is that too short? Only 12 questions. It should be easy to win. All right, I'll start. Boy.
Starting point is 01:24:35 All right. Let's do bottom right. Oh, okay. I see it. Okay. Wait, this is. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. bottom right. Oh, okay. I see it. Okay. Wait, this is... Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
Starting point is 01:24:48 All right. This is the easiest thing ever. Yeah, this is too easy. You guys are not going to... I don't know all the titles of the song. No, no, no. Now it's you, Roan. You, Roan.
Starting point is 01:24:56 Like a rolling stone. You got to pick the stone, though. You got to go to the image. All along the... That's the second row. That's the watchtower Come on Or is it not his song
Starting point is 01:25:07 Yeah it is Under on The Mountain I'm gonna say cup This is way too easy Way too easy Looks like sass
Starting point is 01:25:21 I get one right It's something too easy Keep scrolling Those shoes would have been in the garbage. Oh, missing word, Bob Dylan? Why don't you just do Bob Dylan songs at the top? Because that was albums in the album. No, it's songs.
Starting point is 01:25:32 60s. Okay, do that. Ooh, 60s. Oh, God. There you go. So now you need to know every single song off every album? That's insane. No, you just have to outlast us.
Starting point is 01:25:40 You just have to outlast us. You just have to outlast us. Oh, that's tough. I know four. All right, I'll go Visions of Johanna. Ooh, really? Probably shouldn't have done that. You should have gone with one.
Starting point is 01:25:51 Yeah. Oh, it's my favorite song. Along the Watchtower. Who wins? Can you help him with Johanna at all? I don't know how to spell it. I know it's on Blonde on Blonde, though. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:26:07 Can we look it up for him? J-O-H Uh-oh, Sass. Maybe A-N-N-A? What's the word? There you go. Along the Watchtower. That's right. Yeah, it's not on any of those albums. Fine. Fool ass. I've never not on any of those albums Fine Fool ass
Starting point is 01:26:26 I've never listened to any of this shit Like a Rolling Stone Laudet The number one song of all time Girl from the North Country Uh oh That's on there I know he just knows
Starting point is 01:26:44 That's kind of the only one I can think of. Oh, double. I'm just going to correct Rome. Can we scroll up a little bit so I can see? All along the Watchtower. I still don't think it's on any of these albums, man. That's fine. Oh, it is.
Starting point is 01:26:57 Well, look at you. The one I've seen Sass sing a karaoke verbatim. Hurricane. What? Wait, can we scroll up so we can see the top of those albums? You're out, Nick. I think I'm out. Tass, you go.
Starting point is 01:27:15 I'm stumped. Oh, no. After five songs? I'll go... Yeah, dude, you're on the spot. You have to get this. Just get one. There's 103 songs up there.
Starting point is 01:27:26 You have art all over your apartment. Stop talking, you're making me fucking nervous. Oh, you don't know now. 103 songs! Unlace those shoes, big boy. They're in the trash. The problem was Blood on the Tracks isn't on here, which is like my favorite album. That is a problem.
Starting point is 01:27:40 Big problem. These are the 60s. Ah, you guys are stressing me out. I mean, how many more minutes do you want? Stop. Stop. There's 98 options. Stop.
Starting point is 01:27:49 13 minutes. I'll do Peggy Day. Oh, fuck. I forget. What was the last cup of coffee? I don't know if that's on here either. No, it should be. It's one more cup of coffee.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Oh, then I'm out. I'm out. I'll go one more cup of coffee oh i'm out i'll go one more cup of coffee buddy you don't want your shoes oh oh damn i'm out come on brandon nothing all right i'll pass you one good win not really that was stressful. Dude, it's scary. Barone, what are you going to choose? I guess the Eagles. Oh. Okay. Hotel California.
Starting point is 01:28:32 Something Eagles related. Hopefully I can outlast you motherfuckers. I don't think I have a single other topic. Search like Philadelphia Eagles. Scroll down, yeah. You're going to have to search for Philadelphia. Oh. Starting QBs. Let's do it. That's pretty good. That starting qb's philip let's do oh that's
Starting point is 01:28:46 pretty good that's pretty good all right let's do it what about any nfl team besides the eagles that was one of them that's a real that's a real that's a niche all right donovan mcnabb you're a fucking Eagles fan, Boos. You spelled his first name wrong. Maybe just do McNabb. Yeah, just do McNabb. Only one C. Two Bs. Two Bs.
Starting point is 01:29:21 You're almost there. All right. Eagles quarterback, Randall Cunningham. Uh-oh. He's a Viking. Since 1999? Yeah. 1999?
Starting point is 01:29:32 Fuck. Out. Yeah, it's out. Jeff Garcia. God damn you. We're on the same team, Dick. Oh. Yeah, we're all on the same team.
Starting point is 01:29:39 Oh, I know. Is it now? When was this made? Look at the years. I know. It goes up to 2000. The made? Look at the years. I know. It goes up to 2000. The recent ones. Wait, it actually goes past.
Starting point is 01:29:50 There you go. Jalen Hurts is going to be on here. I can't see the years. Yeah. They update this quickly. Jalen Hurts. And booze. For these, you can just type in the last name.
Starting point is 01:30:02 Vic. Nice. I'm out. I don't have any. None? No. I was going to do J name. Vic. Nice. I'm out. I don't have any. None? No. I was going to do Jalen Hurts. Damn.
Starting point is 01:30:08 Carson Wentz. I'm out. Oh. Nick Foles. Ooh. Come on, Brandon. Oh. Cobb. Yes. K-O-L-B. Oh. Cobb.
Starting point is 01:30:26 Yes. K-O-L-B. Yes. Sam Bradford. Oh, yes. Uh-oh. Doug Peterson. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:30:37 The D, yeah. Got it. Oh, I don't think I have it. Shit. Wait. Shit. Wait. Oh, uh... Carter Minshew. Damn.
Starting point is 01:30:53 Wow. Come on, Brandon. You're out. This is tough. I'm out. Okay. Come on, Nick. Roan, you nervous?
Starting point is 01:31:14 Yeah. You're out? Yeah. All right, so it's me versus Roan. Come on, big cat. I don't think I have any more. Roan. Does Roan have
Starting point is 01:31:25 a draw? A draw is a loss for him, right? Yeah. Is it? I think so. He didn't win.
Starting point is 01:31:30 Come on. Drawed. How about Mike McMahon, MCMAHON. Right. Sounds right. MAHON.
Starting point is 01:31:43 MAHON. So suspenseful. I don't think he started any games or played any games. What about Nate Sudfeld? Sudfeld. F-E-L-D? I think it's F-I-E-L-D. There's an I in there.
Starting point is 01:32:00 I-E-L-D? No. F-E-I-L-D? The D-T? It's Sudfeld. The two DD? Oh. Oh. F-E-I-L-D? The D-T? It's. The two Ds. I'm out. You won, Roan.
Starting point is 01:32:10 Okay. I'm going to do one that's so general knowledge that I'm definitely going to lose. All right. Maybe. Hold on. Give up. I want to see the other one. I want to see that.
Starting point is 01:32:20 A-J-P. Sanchez. Sanchez. Oh. Coy. Yeah. Coy. The young starter for the Eagles? Yeah. He was on the dream team. I don't remember that at all. Yeah. Fuck. AJ Sanchez Sanchez Oh Hoy Yeah Vince Young Started for the Eagles
Starting point is 01:32:26 Yeah He was on the dream team I don't remember that at all Yeah Should have gotten There's a clip right now Of Julian Edelman Tackling Vince Young
Starting point is 01:32:34 Yes Yes Running around the internet Yes Fuck Alright Maybe you're gonna kill us With whatever you're about to do
Starting point is 01:32:41 Nah I'm not gonna do geography I'll do College logos Ooh That's a fun one Brandon Whatever you're about to do. I'm not going to do geography. I'll do college logos. That's a fun one. Brandon. Just perk up. Oh, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:51 Dude. I might need to. Want to switch? There you go. That should be it. College sports logos. That one might be really easy. I don't want to do it.
Starting point is 01:33:00 Yeah. Give me like a. No, it's too easy. All division one? No, I'll get all. We'll get all. Yeah, that's too it. Yeah. Give me like a. No, let's do this. All division one. I'll get all. We'll get all. Yeah, that's too easy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:08 Go. Just keep scrolling down. It might get tough for some people towards the end. Sports logos too. They do a hundred tiny logos. How tiny? Yeah, but that's not. Oh, there's corporate.
Starting point is 01:33:19 Oh, those are just regular logos. Yeah, those are corporate. Who likes college sports logos three? See how far they go. Okay. That's corporate. College Sports Logos 3, see how far they go. Okay. That's tougher. We can do the next one. If someone's out, they're out.
Starting point is 01:33:33 Go ahead. Penn State. Louisville. I don't know any of these. I might lose this. Can we scroll down a little bit? Is there more at the end. Yeah, I might lose this. Can we scroll down a little bit? Is there more at the end? Yeah, you should be fine.
Starting point is 01:33:49 You should be fine. You should be totally fine right now. Okay. Okay. All right, Tass is out. Oh, no, I'm not out. I got a guess in me. I'm out.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Guess. You're out. Go with, like, the, I don't know, the Wildcats. Oh, it needs to be a school? Yeah. Oh of out. Guess. You're out. Go with, like, the, I don't know, the Wildcats. Oh, it needs to be a school? Yeah. Oh, okay. The dogs. We're out of minutes here.
Starting point is 01:34:10 It's a Wildcat universe. Should we pause it so we don't run out? He needs to be out. He's out. No, no, let's do... 35 seconds. You're out. Virginia.
Starting point is 01:34:21 Okay, you're out. You're out. Okay. Fresno State. I didn't go to college. Toledo. Kansas. Maryland.
Starting point is 01:34:33 Colorado. UConn. Vanderbilt. Good one. It's a tough one to spell, though. ILT. Minnesota. Yeah, though. ILT. Minnesota. Yeah, I'm losing this.
Starting point is 01:34:50 South Florida. NC State. USF. Wait, you just skipped us. No, no, no. He said. Oh, so LSU. I believe that's Western Michigan.
Starting point is 01:35:08 Western Michigan. He's trying to take cheat codes. Me? Yeah. Oh, fuck. I might be out. Is that Nevada? Yeah, you got it.
Starting point is 01:35:22 Iowa State. Ball State. Ball State. Boston College. Where's that? Troy. New Mexico State. Is that the... No.
Starting point is 01:35:49 Northern Illinois? Yeah. Will I go? Oh, shit. It's KB. Oh, fuck. Is that... Is that... Washington? Yeah. Northern Illinois.
Starting point is 01:36:04 Arkansas State. Bowling Green. Bowling. Oh, fuck. Is it one more? Yep. Oh, the top right. I think that might be Missouri State.
Starting point is 01:36:27 Uh-oh. Probably not. Uh-oh. Yeah, I'm out. Shit. Is it UAB? Is that Cornell? Hold on.
Starting point is 01:36:36 We're still going. Someone's got to get it. UAB. No? I think that is San Diego State at the bottom. Whoa. Alternate logo? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:48 Wow. Damn. Bruneck, we spin the wheel for you. Is that Montana? I think that's UCLA maybe. Is it Maine? Nah. Montana State?
Starting point is 01:36:58 I think it's UCLA. Top, right? Is it alternate for UCLA? Yeah. Bang. Wow. Nailed it. So I won.
Starting point is 01:37:04 So Kyle, you have to bat flip. You have to bat flip. Oh, no, no, bang. Nailed it. So I won. You have to bat flip. You have to bat flip with Brandon's bat. No, I won't do that. You have to. You have to. He respects my property. He's not going to do it. If he respected it, he really wouldn't have lost like that.
Starting point is 01:37:20 That wasn't on the table. I don't. Okay, I'll go logos again. Do you want me to hit you with the box? No. Hit him with the box. Hit him on the table. I don't. Okay, I'll go logos again. Do you want me to hit you with the box? No. Yeah, hit him with the box. Hit him with the box. Hit me hard.
Starting point is 01:37:29 You want sports logos? What kind of logos? Sports logos. Same thing. I feel confident. Actually, no. Do all the professional sports teams. Oh.
Starting point is 01:37:55 Jesus, that sounded painful. It's true. It was a box. Sorry, Kyle. What are you doing? All the professional sports teams. You were good at that Yeah
Starting point is 01:38:06 This should take a while Oh professional I think we'll know Logos No no no It's too easy It's blacked out though It's blacked out
Starting point is 01:38:13 This is really really hard It's not It's pretty easy Alright you can go college logos again Just do a different No no no You gotta do your thing Do your thing
Starting point is 01:38:20 I didn't know all those College logos is fun If you put in Big Four Sports It should come up with Big Four Sports team. We know all of those. That would take way too long. Maybe not. When you get down to it, you forget teams.
Starting point is 01:38:32 Keeping track. Okay. It's really hard to remember all the teams. Let's do it. Let's do a timer on it so you get 10 seconds because otherwise. If it's going to be all, we have to guess the one it's on. Not logos, right? Not logos.
Starting point is 01:38:45 Just teams. Just you list the teams. Not logos, right? Not logos, just teams. You list the teams. Yeah, just go down. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and you eventually get to a point where you're like, I don't remember all the teams. If you go down far enough, you'll probably just see one for all of them. Big Four Sports Team. Division Blitz.
Starting point is 01:39:02 Try typing in name if they're good with team names name the united states big four sports was down there the big four sports team name all the big fours there it is yep oh yeah oh yeah this is fun all right This is fun. All right. This is fun. Holy shit. Okay. Here we go. Oakland A's. We got to go quick. Red Sox. Yankees. Oh, it took Reds.
Starting point is 01:39:37 Oh, shit. OKB. Knox. Oh, you dickhead. I'm doing Eagles. Knox. Eagles. Go, Seth. I don't think they did Eagles yet. L Eagles. Knox. Eagles. Go, Seth.
Starting point is 01:39:46 I don't think they did Eagles yet. Lakers. Ooh. Cubs. Up there. Eat. Steelers. Can you add time?
Starting point is 01:39:57 Mariners. We should be able to do this. I don't know. Rockies. Celtics. It gets tough. Rockies. Celtics. It gets tough. Diamondbacks. Red Sox.
Starting point is 01:40:12 You already did Red Sox. Oh! Oh, it didn't take it. I told y'all what happened. Okay, you're right. Fox. Lions. Kraken.
Starting point is 01:40:23 Why? Nice. Padres. Bills. Nice. Bears. White Sox. Coyotes.
Starting point is 01:40:40 Trailblazers. Browns. Bruins. Blackhawks. Giants. Magic. Kings. Double.
Starting point is 01:41:02 Hawks. Oilers. Nice. Bulls. double hawks oilers bulls orphans so funny to hear this in the podcast jazz falcons maple leaves
Starting point is 01:41:23 jets nets Maple Leafs Jets Nets Penguins Penguins 49ers Bengals Bucs Tampa Bay Bucs
Starting point is 01:41:44 Buccaneers. Grizzlies. It's going to get good. Rams. Sharks. The Mets. The Mets. Giants.
Starting point is 01:42:03 Oh, he's out. Out. So that's it? Yeah. I mean, that's insane. Why? I said Giants already. Yeah, Giants is up's out Out So that's it Yeah I mean that's insane Why I said Giants already Yeah Giants is up there
Starting point is 01:42:09 Alright That's how it's gonna eliminate people Giants is up there twice I know it just seems crazy That like I can't even That's how we're gonna eliminate people I can't even fucking see it
Starting point is 01:42:16 You'll repeat it Vikings Broncos Packers Can't wait for you to get out Brandon Angels You're the one that did it Saints Broncos. Packers. Can't wait for you to get out, Brandon. Angels. You're the one that did it.
Starting point is 01:42:29 Saints. Seahawks. Sorry, I forgot the sass out. Patriots. Texans. Clippers. Nuggets. Rockets.
Starting point is 01:42:55 Rangers. Cowboys. Dodgers. Yeah, it's too much pressure. Commanders. Pelicans. Lightning. Timberwolves.
Starting point is 01:43:19 Suns. Islanders. Devils Rays That's a lot of pressure Holy shit Yeah Hornets Oh fuck
Starting point is 01:43:32 I did not Spurs Flyers Brewers I can't see any Tampa Bay Rays That's already You typed the wrong thing. Blues.
Starting point is 01:43:48 You're a hack. He's so mad. Flames. Oh, they're resuming in now? Oh, shit. Chargers. Jets. Winnipeg.
Starting point is 01:44:03 Party. Throw it up there. Fuck. I'll do it with theg. This is tape. Party's out. They're up there. Fuck. I'll be with the Bucs. Florida Panthers. Damn it. CSAS? I just route like a man.
Starting point is 01:44:13 Because you got to go for 15 more minutes. 15 minutes. This quiz is only 12 minutes long. Canadian. Colts. I should have realized. I picked the Jets. The other Jets.
Starting point is 01:44:28 Oh, it's me now? Yeah. Predators. Hey. This is going to get intense. Hurricane. Zuh. Blue Jays.
Starting point is 01:44:43 Yeah. Jaguars. Yeah. Jaguars. Yeah. The Orioles. Avalanche. Me? Yeah. The Wild.
Starting point is 01:45:02 Kansas City Chiefs. The St. Louis Cardinals. Kansas City Chiefs. The St. Louis Cardinals. The Cavaliers. The Stars. The Stars. Five. Four. Three. Who is it? Throne. Four. Three.
Starting point is 01:45:27 Who is it? It's Roan. Two. I blanked. One. Roan's out. I blanked. It gets hard.
Starting point is 01:45:34 Really hard. Can't wait for Brandon to lose. Where are we at? Where are we at? Give him a countdown, TJ, when he gets close. And he's got to be close. He's close. You're getting there.
Starting point is 01:45:44 You're getting there. You're getting there. Pacers. Oh, what a pull. Pistons. Mavericks. Oh, I'm rooting. It's me now? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:58 You know who it is. Eight, seven, six. Wins. That would be it for me. 8, 7, 6 wins this is the Seattle Seahawks done KB come on
Starting point is 01:46:17 Astros get em Kyle Thunder fuck Royals get em Kyle Kyle. Thunder. Fuck. Royals. Get him, Kyle. Five.
Starting point is 01:46:33 No, not five. Four. Not five. Three. I hear a five. Five. The Phillies. Four. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:46:43 Oh, no. He's good. He's got time. Count him down. Five. He's good. He's got time. Count him down. Five, four, three, two, five. Washington Wizards. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:46:56 Washington Boy P. Five, four. Washington Nationals. Fucking A. Capitals. Woo-hoo-hoo. Oh, God. Run on Washington.
Starting point is 01:47:04 K.P. Run on Washington. Seconditals. Woo-hoo-hoo. Oh, God. Run on Washington. KP. Run on Washington. Second win. Five, four, three, two, one. There's nothing. Ah. This is hard. I won. Yeah, I can't stop.
Starting point is 01:47:19 You're trash. Trash. You said Giants. You're trash. You got Knicks. Ohash. You got Knicks. Oh, we forgot the Knicks. Vegas Golden Knights. Forgettable team.
Starting point is 01:47:32 Ravens. Oh. We forgot the 76ers. Ha. Those are the fun ones where you just have to like. Yeah, I'm trying to think of things that are a lot. I didn't have fun. Too much pressure. Two logos again. Oh. I didn't have fun. There was pressure.
Starting point is 01:47:46 Do logos again. Oh. Why? Because I beat your ass? No. I did beat your ass. Enter continental champion. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 01:47:54 Do something fun like I just did. No. Don't get hit with a box. Boxes hurt. Nick, we really need you here. I've been faking the whole time. Fuck. Fuck. Okay.
Starting point is 01:48:09 Oh, my God. All right. I think you just got to name wrestlers, right? Yeah. You just got to name wrestlers. Let's go, boys. That's kind of all you got to do. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:16 All right. Starts with me? Yeah. Pat Patterson. That was stupid. You're such a douchebag. You can't help yourself. Even strategically, you have to impress people. That was stupid. You're such a douchebag. You can't help yourself. Even strategically, you have to impress people.
Starting point is 01:48:28 Yeah. Yeah. I like that about you, though. Triple H. Stone Cold. You're going in order, aren't you, dickhead? Just do names. Austin.
Starting point is 01:48:41 Have you done this before? No, I'm just telling him. A lot of these are long names. You can just type last names probably. Jericho. C-H-O. Whoa. Jesus.
Starting point is 01:48:56 How much? John Cena. Never won. Undertaker. I'm going to fucking kill myself. How do you not know that? Undertaker I'm gonna fucking kill myself How do you not know that Undertaker didn't win either I thought he did
Starting point is 01:49:12 Morales M-O-R-A-L-E-S He's the second one You are going in order Roman Reigns No? Maybe second one uh you're going in order the worst uh roman reigns no maybe kurt angle yeah
Starting point is 01:49:34 no ellie so the rock oh it's me now savage uh hulk hogan no i don't think so wow fuck hey he bypassed it all right kb uh goldberg All right, KB. Goldberg. You hurt people. All right, you're out. You're on. You happy with yourself, Brandon? Kinda. Owen Hart.
Starting point is 01:50:11 Did one that was thrilling. Okay, Hart. Bret Hart. One T on the Bret. It's right. Razor Ramon. The Mountie. IE. IE.
Starting point is 01:50:43 The Miz. I-E. I-E. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah. The Miz. Ooh. HBK. Val Venus. Well, there's a lot of problems there. Space? No, not Valve.
Starting point is 01:51:12 Valve Venus. Was Venus visible yesterday in the sky? Was? I got a picture of the moon yesterday. Steamboat. It was crazy. Steamboat. There was a big star planet underneath it. Rey Mysterio.
Starting point is 01:51:27 Can you maybe... R-E-Y. Maybe... Simplify the name. Ultimate Warrior. How'd The Undertaker never win? I passed it. Mick Foley.
Starting point is 01:51:52 I don't think he did. Type in mankind. Mankind. I don't think he did ever want it. I think that's it. Oh. Oh. Yeah, he tried to cheat.
Starting point is 01:52:00 I got one. I got one. That didn't fill in. Yep. Yep. Keep going. Rick Rude. Tried to cheat. That didn't fill in. Mick Foley. He tried to cheat. I got one. I got one. That didn't fill in. Yep. Yep. Keep going. Rick Rude. Tried to cheat.
Starting point is 01:52:07 That didn't fill in. Mick Foley. He tried to cheat. I think it filled in Ken Shamrock. Yes. And Honky Tonk, man. Honky Tonk. That's not right.
Starting point is 01:52:15 Edge. We're wrong. Good job, Roan. Edge. There we go, Roan. There we go, Roan. Mr. Perfect. Christian.
Starting point is 01:52:30 Greg Valentine. I don't know why we're braiding the fuck up. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Goldust. Damn it. Santana.
Starting point is 01:52:44 That was one. That was technically the Santana. That was one? That was technically the Santana. You got it wrong. Stop. Stop. Carlito. That's bullshit. Piper.
Starting point is 01:52:58 Nope. Yeah, that's right. Not on there. Not on there. Fuck. Who's the guy with the fucking red hair shamus yep good one uh ea ea ea mus no s e a he's right that that was the u.s oh he's ain't on there no he's ain't on there? No He's ain't on there Alright, you happy with yourself Brandon?
Starting point is 01:53:27 You gotta win I am Could I just finish the whole thing? No God no Do something we can all do Zack Ryder Kevin Owens
Starting point is 01:53:34 What the hell AJ Styles We're all sitting Let's find tiny logos Oh yeah Okay You're allowed to lean and squint unless you're Kyle You're too close
Starting point is 01:53:44 Rowan, you're allowed to squint Tass You're the first one You're allowed to lean and squint unless you're Kyle. You're too close. Rowan, you're allowed to squint. Tass? You're the first one that's allowed to lean. Tass, if you get out in the first round, don't get upset. Everybody back here can lean. I'm going to get upset. Yeah. I know you are.
Starting point is 01:53:54 Ass still. Ass on chair. Okay. All right. That? Okay. So how far? Ass on chair.
Starting point is 01:54:00 Ass on chair. You're allowed to do one arm on your thigh. Okay. Okay. Here we go. This is perfect. All right. Nick, you're up first. All right. Okay. Ass on chair. You're allowed to do one arm on your thigh. Okay. Okay, here we go. This is perfect. All right, Nick, you're up first. All right. Okay, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 01:54:10 We ready? Oh, practice mode? Oh, nice. Sick. That's beautiful. We have unlimited time. All right, let's go. Yep.
Starting point is 01:54:16 Left G. Starbucks. Nope. Kyle, you're getting close to a lean, my friend. Chanel. Oh, boy. Oh close to a lean, my friend. Chanel. Oh, boy. Oh, hell yeah. Honda.
Starting point is 01:54:29 Gay. Super gay. Sass. Twitter. Yankees. Attaboy, big cat. CBS. Volkswagen.
Starting point is 01:54:44 Oh, this is fun. I think if I open my eyes wide enough, I can see. Yeah, you're absorbing it in. Me? Yeah. Louis V. Shit. V-U.
Starting point is 01:54:59 I know how to spell it. V-U-I. Two T's away. Polo. See you, Dana. Apple. Nike. Target.
Starting point is 01:55:15 Nope. Stop. BP. Stop. NBC. Guinness. McDonald's. Who wins?
Starting point is 01:55:30 McDonald's. Kyle, what's going on with the back? Keep it against the wall. Tasters. I'm cheating. I'm sorry. Pepsi. Xerox.
Starting point is 01:55:44 X. X-E-R-O-X. Xerox X X-E-R-O-X Red Cross How'd you know that's what it was? Could have been Essentia Water, but Could have been Swiss Walmart How'd a boy run?
Starting point is 01:55:59 Good one That's a damn good one T-Mobile Maybe a space. It's an I as well. Firefox. Batman. Lame. Superman.
Starting point is 01:56:22 Rollie. Rolex, yeah, with one L Red Bull AT&T Taco Bell Stanford AFC Lacoste stanford afc lacoste
Starting point is 01:56:49 he's just picking them off the lakers pinterest pinterest that's definitely pinterest right it is yeah interest yahoo oh see i'm getting blurry now i'm losing it waste management well there's a lot of where do we begin uh let's go with Rolling Stones. USPS.
Starting point is 01:57:31 Nobody's out. Manchester United. We can't repeat because... Oh, that guy just gave me two. Man, you and... It's all right. Wait, what happened? Oh, he's fine.
Starting point is 01:57:46 LG. Adidas. Now it's getting tense. You guys got a couple in the back pocket that you're hoping not to. You have to. Facebook. I might be getting hit with a box. Sporkle.
Starting point is 01:58:05 Damn. Internet Explorer. Just saved that one. Sporkle. Damn. Internet Explorer. Just saved that one. Sucking their own dick. They're throwing it up there with the goats. Where we at? Kyle. Kyle?
Starting point is 01:58:18 No. He just went. He just went. Oh, Roan. Trying to buy time, bro? This is such a disadvantage for us over here. Shell. Shell. Shell.
Starting point is 01:58:34 Let's go Hertz. That's not Hertz? Oh, no! Sass out again! What is that? Holiday Inn? Toyota. Oh, Sass out again what is that holiday in toyota oh sass hurt out again i have so many i had so many in the bank oh boy fuck oh my god texaco texaco hey actually is like that's that is the worst thing that will happen to me today. Why did you do that?
Starting point is 01:59:08 Maybe this week. That's the worst thing that will happen to me. Why did you do that? Mitsubishi. Why did you do that? Oh, my TSU. Yeah. Rockstar.
Starting point is 01:59:21 Prudential. Oh, it's not even close to her. Wikipedia. Playboy. Sicko. I got the second. Red Hot Chili Peppers. What a dumbass.
Starting point is 01:59:40 Bacardi. Bacardi. Anyone needs like a lifeline or anything? Love to hop back in the mix here. Chevron. Nice. Uh-oh. I just want to be.
Starting point is 02:00:00 John Deere. How did I miss that? GE. How'd you know? Comcast. Good one. Thanks, man. Little Caesars.
Starting point is 02:00:13 Damn good one. Real Little Caesars. SAE. No. SAE. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 02:00:22 You were wrong. It wasn't SAE. There's never an SAE in there. I see it. Hew You were wrong. It wasn't S-A-E. There's never an S-A-E in there. I see it. Hewlett Packard. Ooh, I was going to go with that, Roan. You fucking. Maybe just HP.
Starting point is 02:00:32 These are getting hard to see. HP in the logo of HP. You asshole. Liverpool. I got one in the bank still, and that's it. Sprint. Doesn't matter because you're out. It matters.
Starting point is 02:00:43 I'm still playing mentally. All right. Yeah, I have to figure out how I want to go. Just went. I got it. Anheuser-Busch. Yep, good one. BUS. I don't think there's a knee.
Starting point is 02:00:56 Anheuser-Busch. Nicky. It's still up a little. Oh, Nicky. Oh, he has to. One in. H-E-U- H-E-U. S-E-R.
Starting point is 02:01:09 This is getting tough. This is getting tough. He's lean. Look at him. Who's up? One lean. Who's up? Dreamworks.
Starting point is 02:01:21 American Airlines. Oh, damn. I was going to go with that. I don't know if you need Oh, damn. I was going to go with that. I don't know if you need anything, man. I'm good. General Mills. All right, I might be out.
Starting point is 02:01:38 Dickies. I wish I could lean more. That's not Dickies. I-E-S. I-E-S. I think you already did it. You're out. All right. Dove.
Starting point is 02:01:48 Three, four. Holiday Inn. God damn it. Chevy. Oh, that was going to be me, Roan. Zillow. That's a lean. Zillow.
Starting point is 02:02:01 I thought you were. Oh, no. You're still in. Yeah, I'm still in. Not you bro Come on now You were out first No need to be taking cheap shots
Starting point is 02:02:08 You in still Big Cat? Yeah I just went I went solo Unilever Fuck Oh I got one Is that Is that Green Hornet?
Starting point is 02:02:19 Files out Files out Alright me, Ronan, Nick WWF Yep Yeah I thought it was Panda Express That's why I didn't want to say it Adobe
Starting point is 02:02:30 Green Lantern Well yeah that's what I'm going to say Green Lantern Surrounded by sore sores No I just thought I was so stupid That it wasn't even a superhero No No, I just thought I was so stupid that it wasn't even a superhero. No. Why not? Australian Airways?
Starting point is 02:02:54 Mm-hmm. I think. I think I have two shots at this next one. I think I have two shots. I have a couple left here. I think I have two shots at this next one. You're not. All right, me and Nick. Penguin.
Starting point is 02:03:07 Yeah. There's two penguins. Nice. Mine? Yeah. MSN. Oh, no. Fuck.
Starting point is 02:03:15 It's up to me now. Shit, shit, shit. Shit. Got it. Shit. I have four left. Five. Five left? Six. I'm fucked. shit got it shit four left five five left six fucked uh is that facetime oh i got a bunch
Starting point is 02:03:34 skype is that skype i know i gotta lock it in i'll lock in linux l-i-U-X. Damn, good job, Nick. That was fun. Zoom, right? So they're still left up there that I can see. We have Crown Royal. Jamba Juice. Is that S? Is that something? See if you can get them all. Yamaha. Oh, AIG. ING, right? It's ING. ING's the lion,
Starting point is 02:04:00 right? Yeah, I thought it was AIG. Is that Whataburger? I don't see. I don't know where I'm looking right now. Oh, the Wonder Woman? I think the London Underground logo is up there. Next to Liverpool? What's the one with the kangaroo thing? I thought that was Australian Air.
Starting point is 02:04:18 Qantas... What's the wing? What is that? Is that Wonder Woman? I think it's Q-A-N-? What is it? It's Wonder Woman. Is that Wonder Woman? I think it's Q-A-N. No, U. No, U. Is that London Underground?
Starting point is 02:04:36 Nice. Yeah. Jamba Juice. Where's Jamba Juice? What's Jamba? Under Hilton. Can you type in Whataburger for me? Is the S Santander?
Starting point is 02:04:48 Never. Oh, yeah. I bet you it is. What's the coffee one or the tea one? What? W-H-A-T-A-B-U-R-G-E-R. I don't think it is Santander. Is that Toblerone?
Starting point is 02:04:57 That might be... To the right of A, C, and D. You know what? Just never mind. Subaru? No. It's really hard. Just check out what they are.
Starting point is 02:05:03 Just check. Just click it. Click fix. Fuck. Just do the. Just check out what they are. Just check. Just click it. Click fix. Fuck. Just do the... Show us the answers. Volvo? Show us the answers.
Starting point is 02:05:10 All right. Wonder Woman. It was Wonder Woman. Toblerone. Zuki. That's Volvo? Corona was the... Oh, Nirvana.
Starting point is 02:05:18 I should have... Oh, I thought that was Crown Royal, but thank God I went with Linux. Suzuki. I fucking knew that. Habitat for Humanity. What is that? That was fun, Nick. That was a blast. Suzuki. I fucking knew that. Appetite for Humanity. What is that? That was fun, Nick. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:05:27 That was a blast. That was a fucking blast. Volvo? All right. A couple more. He's got a text from Fasoli. Call me for phone a friend if you need it for Yak mini logos. I have one.
Starting point is 02:05:40 I'm sure. I bet you he did. God, I miss him Hell yes I kind of want to do college logos again I swear I can't Maybe just like the
Starting point is 02:05:50 classic ones You've got to redeem yourself It's a tight recording window today We have people Yeah alright Let's end the show
Starting point is 02:06:03 Wait we've got to spin it Spin the wheel Let's end the show. Wait, we got to spin it. Spin the wheel. Let's spin the wheel. So. Oh, wheel. The power just go out? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:23 Nice. Hopefully the internet didn't go on Alright good show Maybe we should be done with Sparkle Hell no I think we What? Sass I love it
Starting point is 02:06:35 Why do you like playing it? You're so bad at it It's fun You're bad It doesn't matter I enjoy it It's not supposed to be fun It is fun
Starting point is 02:06:44 I have to admit it is fun. I have the app on my phone. I'm going to be studying all night. Oh, shit. Will Compton's on Matt and Shane today. Oh, shit. All right. See you tomorrow.
Starting point is 02:06:56 All right. See you guys all tomorrow. See you tomorrow. See you guys tomorrow. That's time to talk shop and do a Yankees love is the act Is the act

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