The Yak - Stu Feiner Has a Major Warning for Big Cat | The Yak 9-27-23

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, pull that up. Yeah. Hey, we're here. We're live. Yak and B. Roback.com, promo code yak, 20% off your first purchase. Roback.com, promo code yak, 20% off your first purchase. I'm wearing the joggers right now.

Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, everything. Roback.com, promo code yak, 20% off. We-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, everything. Roback.com. Promo code YAK. 20% off. We got a full house. Rico, Tommy here. I believe Stu is going to come at some point. Stu Wednesdays, where he tries to get us canceled.

KB is fashionably late. Stu's going to succeed, too, one day. Yeah, but I don't know if he'll cancel us. He'll just cancel himself, but then he can't be canceled. It's kind of an interesting conundrum. I'm going to egg it on today. Yeah. Everyone tweet the stream out.

Please like it. Please upvote it. Please subscribe. We're going to do a sub-a-thon sometime soon. Maybe we should. So Friday is going to be the Cash Cube. Okay. Not Thursday because Steven's got an appointment Thursday.

Maybe we should do a sub-a-thon on Friday with the Cash Cube. Well, TJ's already got a sub-a-thon Friday night. Okay, but this is the show that we're trying to get subscribers. I know, but I just... This show's your priority. I don't want to shit on his other sub-a-thon. That's all I'm saying. Okay, I got an idea.

Here's what we should... Double sub-a-thon? Well, no. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to do a sub-a-thon on Friday with the Cash Cube, and whatever Steven gets in cash, I will then give to some commenters. Whoa. Okay.

So Steven doesn't get to keep the cash, so I'll give it out. What about for every hundred new subscribers, we throw an extra rat trap in? We throw an extra this in? We throw it every time? We should all bring an an extra rat trap in. We throw an extra. Yeah. And we throw it every time. We should all bring an item that gets thrown in. Yes. But how about every thousand subscribers? I will pick a random person in the chat and I will Venmo them a hundred bucks. I'm bringing my pubes again to throw into the cube.

We can each bring like anything. Yeah. Anything. I doubt it's going out. We all bring pubes. What do you mean where are we drawing the line? There is no line. That's the wrong show for a line, Rico. Grenades with the pin out.

Like a ball on fire. Loaded gun. A ball on fire? I kind of like that. A fireball. We got off to the wrong start today. We did. You know how there's nightmare blunt rotations?

We had a nightmare hacky sack rotation. Yeah, we do. What did you guys do? What happened? Some people are just really not good at it. And you had two of them. I'm pretty sure Rico's foot's a hologram. Yeah, it was just going.

Get it going. Rico was trying to kick field goals with the hat. Watch out. Oh, no. No, I got the angle. That's what it is. Rico was trying to kick field goals, and then at the end, because he had to touch it, he dove and touched it with his head.

One piece of hair touched it. I still don't think he touched it. Come on, Brandon. You're always trying to put Rico down. No, I'm not. I wanted it to feel right. That's all. Kyle, what's up, dude?

What's up? Hey. You get your book? Book's on the way. Couch just got here. Improve on hacky sack. Yeah get your book? Books on the way. Coach just got here. Improve on Hacky Sack. Yeah, I'll get you a jester. Friday night, maybe if I go live on YouTube, trying to just hit it with like eight

of my friends. You want me to get you a jester sack? I like this. I'll get you one straight out of Pakistan. No, see, you're doing... And first of all, I retweeted your show. No, no, no. You know what you're doing. I retweeted your show. You haven't retweeted your show no no no you know what you're doing you know what you're doing yeah i'm taking a i retweeted your show you haven't retweeted my show yet you're pointing oh no we got the retweet off that's the worst thing you can do i've retweeted your show i've retweeted your show

you haven't retweeted my show well i don't wake up early according to you i know you don't yeah there you go i'll retweet the smoke show coming out Yes I'm excited about it Can everybody retweet it? Yeah it's Nicky Smokes Talking about the Dolphins October 10th Nicky Smokes are going to have a podcast actually It'll actually be That was the gayest thing ever What did you just do?

Did Mook do something with his hands? No that was literally you You went gay hand You're a damsel in distress Alright so smoke show First guest Ashley Literally you You went gay hen You're a damsel in distress I don't know I don't even know Alright so smoke show First guest Ashley No there's no guest

These are Ashley Wednesdays by the way What do you mean they're Ashley Wednesdays We just talk about how you and Ashley are going to Will in the next smoke show Will any of your fantasies come to life Oh yeah Yeah I mean we'll see

The whole point of this season I'm trying to make the Forbes 30 under 30 Well the whole concept of this show is a self-suck. Yeah, to get laid, self-suck. But I really want to make the Forbes 30 under 30 list. How do you do that? Well, you'll have to tune in and find out. How many people are on the list?

Well, it's not just like 30. There's like a bunch of different categories. So it's not 30 under 30. Well, it's 30 under 30 creators. They're under 30 musicians. So it's like 1, just like 30. There's like a bunch of different categories. So it's not 30 under 30. Well, it's 30 under 30 creators. They're not as prestigious as the one. So it's like 1,000 under 30. I think it could be purchased, right? No, trust me.

I've looked into that. You can't. It probably is purchased. I have a lot of networking. It's all 30 under 30 right now. Like Alex Earl is on it. Web and Yama. Oh, if Tommy, if you were in one of these, I would cry.

Oh, my God. I mean, come on. How awesome. They handed you a guitar. All right. So I think I applied I mean, come on. How awesome. If they handed you a guitar. All right. So I think I applied for social media. Joel Embiid. Me right next to Joel.

Venture Capital. Science. 25% of them end up in prison, right? Yeah. Wait. Tommy, if you. Get in at 29 because you're like, they've been trying really hard. Well, I'm 27, so I got three years to try.

It's like the guy who gets in the Hall of Fame on the 10th vote. I don't know any of these people. Well, that's why. Exactly. I'm probably going to be on this upcoming. She would be in for cooking. I think cleaning. You should submit your cooking videos.

I should. Yeah, 40 under 40. I got to do the funfetti cupcakes. Is there like a 70 under 70? I think it might just be 40 under. So I have 13 years. I start with 30 under 30, and if not, we move on to the 40 under 40. You've been on it, right?

Job security. You've been on something under? Yeah, you were like awful announcing and stuff. No, the big lead did their like top shows. Oh, the big lead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's no Forbes, so we'll see if I'm able to. No, Forbes 30 under 30, that's a real thing. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm really trying to get on. It's like, ha-ha, it's no Forbes, so we'll see if I'm able to. No, Forbes 30 under 30, that's a real thing.

Yeah, I know. That's why I'm really trying to get on. It's like, ha-ha, it's a joke. I'm trying to get on, but I would really love to get on. Imagine that Instagram. My God, it would go so hard. Would you put it in your bio? In a Hork video?

Why don't you just do that? You could just lie. Yeah, I want to earn it legitimately. It won't be legitimately. Slash because I'm making a whole show about it. And maybe they'll like the free publicity. Yeah, they need it. Think they need it?

They could use the smokes bump. The problem is with you on 30 Under 30 is you're a straight white male. No, he's not. Did you see when the sign fell? He's a gay girl. Oh, there are. You need to apply as a gay girl. I'm a lesbian.

Yeah. Not a lesbian. No, not a lesbian. You're a gay girl. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I mean, well, maybe there are some episodes where I try to, you know, become not a straight white male.

We'll see. Yeah, you're this... Because go back to it. I don't think there's any straight white males in this. It looked a prep josh richards was on it one year is he straight yeah yeah yeah he dates some of the hottest girls in the world that's a cope you know him and i know him yeah right so you i have his endorsement some of the hottest girls in the world too we're probably eskimo bro do you think you're a little too clingy to Pat Bev? No. A little try hard?

No. I think that he really likes me and I like him back. Okay. He started it, to be clear. He gave you that necklace. He gave me the goat necklace. But how was that prompted? Don't worry about it.

He gave me a goat necklace. Did he walk into the office with a goat necklace? Yeah, and he said, oh, I just got this down in the Diamond District. It was about $10,000, $15,000. Wait, that necklace. Yeah, with a goat on it. I saw that same necklace just in the pile to be donated. No, I'm not sure.

Oh, is that on my desk? From advisors? I think it was. No, I think he got it in the Diamond District. So wait, you didn't go up and ask him to hand it to you? No, I think he got it just in the Diamond District. And you're not wearing it right now, so. Well, I can't travel with it.

Why not? He keeps saying it. That ice. Yeah, Pat Bev went there to get his chain. Well, yeah, the Diamond District. That's where Pat Bev got it. It was about 10, 15K. It has a goat on it.

All the diamonds are there. I got a good diamond. Well, it's the Diamond District. You got a diamond guy? Right around the corner from the office. What's his name? Frankie. Frankie Cheese?

He was the guy in your video when you were like, ohstool and he goes oh rico that's a that's a nice shout out yeah it was go back to the 30 under 30 real quick i don't think you have a shot tommy i mean i don't have a shot unless they like buy into straight white male barstool sports. Yeah, come out right now, dude. This doesn't look like... Alright, I'm fucking gay. Do I have to be gay? Whatever it needs to do. I'm gay, I'm trans, I'm whatever. You should go for sports. No. Sports? Science, maybe.

Do athletes make it? Yeah. I've never heard of them. These are fake. George Kittle? Alex Hall? He looks pretty basic. These are fake. George Kittle? Alex Hall. He looks pretty basic. Who are these kids? Yeah, Alex Hall.

George Kittle's, you know, he's a bro like me. Yeah. Who are these people? Who's a... Hollywood and entertainment. Midge Purse sounds like what a British person would call a pussy. Aye. Aye.

Yeah, I mean, all these people are nobody. You're being a real Midge Purse. Wait. Ch a real midge person wait Chaz Bottoms what Chaz Bottoms Chaz Bottoms no way is there a guy named Chaz Bottoms no he's gotta be in these hoes have roasts

wait a minute Chaz Bottoms Chaz Bottoms click on Chaz Bottoms Chaz Bottoms Click on Chaz Bottoms Chaz Bottoms Animation director Founded an LA based boutique animation company Look at Chaz Bottoms Way to go dude

Chaz Bottoms, Tommy Smokes What a name You gotta become like Tommy Tops Chaz Bottoms Tommy Tops off Tommy Blowjobsoms. I'll be fucking gay. Tommy Tops off. Tommy Blowjobs? Oh. We know that that's not the case.

Not a fan. Yeah. Thin is the blowjob king. Sidney Sweeney. Alan Sidney Sweeney. Good for her. Sidney Sweeney's a great cook. Jeremy Allen.

Great cook, Sidney Sweeney. Cooper Rafe. Cooper Rafe. Cooper Rafe. I've never. These names are fake. Yeah. So it should be pretty easy. Imagine having one of these cool names.

Chase Saul. Joshua Weinberg is real. Sadie Sink. Yeah. Yeah. That's very real. I have to be in the Joshua Weinberg slot. You might have to become like an agent.

Yeah. That's my slot. Okay. So Smoke Show coming out when? October 10th. We'll be on Surviving Barstool together. We can watch the first episode together. We could all have like a watch party. You won't be there long though.

We could all have a watch party. Well, you'll get sent home. You can't vote me off before the premiere of the watch party. You could. Are you nervous for that, Tommy? Yeah. What would you put your odds of winning at? Very, very low.

One percent? That might be high. Why are we saying low your odds of winning at? Very, very low. 1%? That might be high. Why are we saying low on him? I think he could do very well. Because everyone's going to be gunning for everybody. Everyone's like, oh, it's on him. No, I don't think so. It's helpful for you.

I think everybody's going to be gunning for other guys. I think everyone knows he's good at this. And you won that and then didn't do the second season? Correct. Got it. Eddie won the second season. You haven't done Barstool vs. America, have you? No.

I've already told Rico. We just taped Pickham. I was like, I know you'll stab me in the back, and I'm okay with it. Rico? Yeah. I'm giving him, like, I'm not fast. I think a lot of people will do that. It's $100,000.

What Dave said is there's a camp of people who $100,000, like, they will stab people in the back for it. Like, I won't end friendships over $100,000. You think Rico will? They can't give you that cash to move to Chicago. Trust me. What? Yeah, I think everybody's going to be...

It's $100,000. Everybody's going to be playing. It's a big time rush. It doesn't change your life as much i wouldn't ruin a friendship over a hundred grand no kirk said the opposite though right yeah but don't kirk said he would permanently kirk but that's kirk i expect that from yeah yeah but but i wouldn't let i would be like if kirk tried to ruin my friendship i'd be like i'm not gonna let you because i just won't. Did you see the Francis monologue?

Yeah. I can't figure out if that was real. Yeah, but don't you think getting offended by it also? What do you mean? If you're acknowledging that people will screw you over for the $100,000, then isn't getting offended by it? Then aren't you ruining the friendship? Wait, what?

I'm not offended by it. No, I'm just saying. If you got offended by it. I'm saying if you got offended by it. Right. Yeah. So I'm saying I'm not going to do that. Right. I think with those games, there's a subsect of people who cannot separate the game from real life. Francis is one of those people. And it's a high percentage. Right.

But there are people in that game coming up that $100,000 is not going to matter to, and there are people that that 100,000 is going to matter a lot to Those people should be able to do whatever the fuck they want That's exactly my point Is that I will not be offended whatsoever If a Jerry or a Steven Or a Hank stabs me in the back

Right but then after Do you rule that person as a scumbag Or are you like we were playing murder mystery Yeah okay as long as we do that I'm good It's a murder mystery? Yeah, okay. As long as we do that, I'm good. That's exactly what I'm saying. It's a murder mystery. Once the play's over, you get out of the costumes, we're still friends. I'll still help you move.

You won't take it personally if you get stabbed in the back? No, because you're playing cops and robbers for $100,000. The show's over. What if it comes down? Then if I call, though, and I'm like, hey, Dan, can you help me move? And he's like, fuck you. Then that's the carryover. What if it comes down to stabbing i'm not gonna stand in the back i'm warning other people very clear i couldn't be more clear yeah i'm warning i want to win

myself but i'm saying i don't i'm not gonna take it personal right like if tommy screwed me over i would still ask tommy what time's your flight so we try to go to chile's at the airport right i don't i don't judge you as... Yeah, now I got the Delta Sky Lounge. Yeah, exactly. And you cannot... You can't grease your way into the Delta Sky Lounge. It's actually really easy to get in.

You just buy a car. You get a credit card. It gets you automatic access. I don't even think I've ever used the credit card that I have that gets me in the Delta Sky Lounge. Yeah, but we cannot let people find out about that. Interesting. I want to do it the old school way. I put 50 on the in the Delta Sky Lounge. Yeah. But we cannot let people find out about that. Interesting. I want to do it the old school way.

I put 50 on the counter, and they didn't take it. Have you dropped Dave Portnoy's name? No. You should drop it. Now I learned some new places where I can. Wait, yeah, where are some places you've dropped it? Only one. What is it?

Well, two is coming up. Two coming up. I'm going to drop that one hard. What do you mean that hard? His name. Oh, okay. Where at? Polo Club. There you go. Two coming up. I'm going to drop that one hard. What do you mean that hard? His name. Okay. Where at? Polo Club.

There you go. Where? Polo Club. I'd never heard of it. I don't know what that is. It's like an elite spot in New York. Yeah, yeah. CNBC.

Oh, yeah. It's a gambling spot, right? No, I think it's a restaurant. You think just throwing Dave Portnoy's name is going to get you in? Kyle, have you been there? No. No. I don't have jeans.

What? I don't own jeans. What? You don't have jeans? I'm guessing you probably couldn't even get in with jeans. You don't own a pair of jeans? At the moment, my ass got too big. Your ass got too big? You're out of the fit me. Do you throw them all out? I in with jeans. You don't own a pair of jeans? At the moment, my ass got too big. Your ass got too big?

You threw them all out? I don't have to wear jeans ever in life. I know that's probably filthy maybe. No, that's not filthy. Like scummy maybe? I don't have to wear them. I don't like them.

I don't like the feeling of them. Mugsy jeans. I don't like them. I don't like the feeling of them. What's coming? Mugsy jeans. I love you. Those feel like sweatpants. Those are good. Sleeping in jeans is still the worst, though. Who sleeps in jeans? If you fall asleep, take a nap.

Late night in college, yeah. That would be like me saying sleeping upside down sucks. Okay. Yeah, that does suck. It does, doesn't it? It doesn't need to be said. Unless you're a bat. When you went out in your 20s, you didn't think you were going to have to spend the night.

Then you have to stay somewhere. Somebody's like, oh, just crash here instead of going home. You stay at a chick's. Full sleep on the couch in jeans. You don't beat your dick in your buddy's place? You ever wake up with the wrong pair of jeans? What? Wait, what?

That's happened to you? The Alabama jean flip. You woke up with somebody else's jeans on you? And they were loose on me. I would say though Rico Sleeping in jeans is not about the sleeping in jeans It's sleeping being violently hung over You're saying like people who black out

And fall asleep People don't actually sleep No no no Why does that sound familiar Like Barstool centric someone said they do I know I got shit Because I had I got shit because I took seems like a dana thing i got shit because

i took a picture once where i was watching sports at home and i had jeans on people like why do you have jeans on on the couch i would take them off too but i guess i don't i understand it if you are if you have to dress up for work getting home and changing i don't ever change when i get home because i'm never dressed up for work oh I don't think I've ever worn jeans on my own couch. Really? Yeah, unless I'm about to go out somewhere. I just don't know. It's uncomfortable. I like to wear shorts

or lounge pants. I think it's fine if you have a good pair of jeans. I love wearing jeans. That's what Fights said. He keeps his jeans on. He gets home from work. He keeps them on until the moment he goes to bed. Oh, so do I. Yeah, I don't change. I take off immediately you're like mr rogers walking in the house yeah the second i get in i get my shoes off and my pants off my mom still calls them i never had a washer dryer so i would you want these clothes to be on you as long as possible

so uh yeah you mean like you live alone now i yeah yeah just walk around naked or in your drawers you know i don't even want to see that you can walk around naked walk around your underwear what if i step on the head of my cock good point you trip on your cock that's a bad bad scene think about it then you're only burning and it's embarrassing You ever seen one of your boys trip on that? It's the worst. Whoa. Airborne. Like a banana peel. Who put my cock there?

Yeah, Meek Phil. Who put this cock here? How is Meek Phil, Tommy? He's something. He's not becoming self-aware like a big head yeah no i don't think he's getting a big head uh i do think there i want to make sure he doesn't put on how weird he moves his body when he's recording things i want to make sure he doesn't become too aware of that but i don't i don't think that's been ever advertently the case so far

i think there's also a very i don't know when it's coming out but a video of like glenny balls held this only stands pageant yeah and meek phil was paired up with his only fans model who he is like subscribed to and knew well and it was like real life like only fans girl meets one of her biggest and it was incredibly awkward. Good for him. No, it was not good for him. I saw him making out with a chick at Brass Monkey. Upside down. Yeah, Spider-Man kiss. Cute.

That was July, right? Yeah. That's actually the only way he kisses. Meekville. What a character. Legend. I thought Nikki Sm he kisses Meek Phil What a character Legend I thought Nicky Smokes was Meek Phil today That was probably not good for Nicky Smokes Or Meek Phil

Or Meek Phil Yeah I was like oh I thought he was sitting there I was very excited This may ruin my reputation But I like Nicky Smokes Nicky Smokes Is starting to find a nice flow Yeah where he's not pressing as much.

And he's starting to be like, he's enough of a weirdo that it works. Yeah. He plays his character well. And I like having characters in my life. Correct. Like I, he, he definitely, the first couple of weeks, Nikki smokes was a little much, but he's starting to ease his way into it, which is nice. We'll just be out there hacky-sacking.

He'll walk in and be like, I have three dates this weekend, and then he'll walk out. Yeah. That's perfect. I love him. It's funny. Got a fandom from Games of the Year or something, though? Yeah, no, he already has been from that.

So Nicky asked me for content ideas. He's going to Buffalo this weekend. Yes. So I don't know if you want to brainstorm that for him. I told him to be a bigger douchebag than last time. Yeah. When he said he helped everybody die, what was it he said? He hopes they die, I think.

Do you mind the video? He's screaming at the people. That's how he started to get on Dave's radar. I think he should set up a table that can't be broken. And so he has his set up there and people come and try to bounce right off. He doesn't ask them to jump on it. He'll have his tailgate set up with his dolphin stuff and see if anybody comes and jumps through the table and bounce

right off. That would actually be great. Just a small layer of cement right under your fucking thing and when you flip it over you can't see it. Or just have a whoopee cushion under the table. Ew! Yeah, he gets along with Bills fans now, I think. I think he mended the fences.

Steven, I saw yesterday that, like, do you actually have people being like, I can't wait until Che comes to Philly next? Yeah. I'm going to fuck him up. Yeah, people were mad at me. Death threats? Not death, but, but like harm. Family member harm, which was annoying, but everything else

was fine. No, there were people who were like, if he ever steps foot in Philly, it's on site. Yeah. I'll be there soon enough. Wait, when are you going? I'm in the area at some points. Okay. Damn. Smitty stuck up for me, so shout out to Smitty. The whole thing was

overblown. It was... You're not the first person fan to kind of secretly hope a player on the other team it wasn't every fan yeah but you just do it privately yeah you don't right but just like i don't think steven deserves to get villainized for just vocalized like yeah in my own house i'm like put him in the hospital you just set it on a street if you're watching your team play another team and the other the best player on the other team gets hurt you're not like oh man i really wish damn it we should be such a good game no you just can't say it out loud like yeah i it was also somewhat taken out of context on the fact that i did say that but i said it if the tush push or a better name which i heard the brotherly shove which is awesome that's better don't like way better i don't know i like push push because it makes it like it's it's kind of lame to be like oh we push

our way to a win yeah also everybody could do the tush push yeah oh here he is but if jalen hurts does get hurts at some point this year everybody in philly is just going to morph into mark walberg when they see you do. That's true. Not everybody can do the tush push. I've had some people say no to the tush push. Yeah? Like who?

Just in general. In general? Stew Nation is here. Yeah, come on. No, and that's why I don't think anybody that we work with has a rocking body. Is that Cortland? Let me get a picture, Stew. Stew, is that's why I don't think anybody that we work with has a rocking body. Is that Cortland? Let me get a picture, Stu. Stu, is that Cortland?

What? The Cortland? Cortland University. Hi, Rico. My youngest son was a very good basketball player, and his travel coach went to Cortland. It was a mother, and his son played. All right, Big Cat, I washed this.

Oh, thank you. I knew this was special to you. When did I leave that at your house? When we came for the yak. Oh, thank you, Stu. You got it. This is a relic. I was so tempted to fuck in it, but I didn't know how you felt about that.

No, I didn't. No, that about that. No, I didn't. No, that's what I mean. I didn't. I washed it, and I made sure I had it clean. I looked at it for a month. Would you fuck as yourself, or would you have role-played as Big Cat? Don't be that guy.

No, no, no. You have it. You put it up in your house. No, no, I cleaned it. Have it as a gift. I'll take it back then. Yeah, all right. I'll take it back.

And fuck in it. I will fuck in it. I actually... Hopefully my wife will say, wow, you hit the take it back. And fucking it. I will fucking it. I actually... Hopefully my wife will say, wow, you hit the outer wall. You must be bigger. If you fucking it, could you send me a picture? Not fucking, but maybe after? Yes, not with Sandy.

She will not allow that. Okay. Okay. So, listen, as a group, can we do this? As a group? can we do this? As a group, I'm thinking of moving here. Okay? Not letting my house go.

You know, house paid. But I want a $10 million fucking apartment overlooking the water. I want a $2 million boat. $12 million. So right now there's a negative $12 million. So as a group, I want to get an idea together, a think tank, where we can make 100 mil, whack it up, all of us, and then I'm going to buy the fucking boat and the apartment. 100 mil, okay. We have to think. Okay, all right.

We have to think. Good idea. I like this. Think tank idea. Good idea. I like this. I don't know why we haven't thought about making 100 million. Hello, love you, love you.

I want 100 milli for all of us. You know what I'm saying? Whack it up. Whack it up. I want 100 milli for all of us. You know what I'm saying? Whack it up. Whack it up. I have to really think of the idea. It's not hard. It's not undoable. Do you have any idea starters?

We haven't put our heads together. We're starting a line of erotica books. We are starting erotica books. You're one to one. First of all, you're fabulous. God bless you. Thank you. It's a boy, right?

Yes. Yes, absolutely. Your face doesn't even look like you're pregnant. It has to be involving sex. I might make that look. It's a boy, right? Yes. Yes, absolutely. Your face doesn't even look like you're pregnant. It has to be involving sex. Might make that look. It's erotic. Agreed. Because in other words, sex sells and sex sells to everyone now.

So I'm thinking along the line of sex. I think along the line of, and Doug's, if it's okay, we're going to put Doug's in the mix for the fiddle piece. Well, now how many? Wait, why? Well, because I like a premise of his idea and I don't want to steal it.

Okay. Okay? Well, just tell it to us and then we'll steal it. Done. If you want to cut him out, we cut him out. I'll take care of him out of my end. Done. Done.

Shout out, Doug's. My first idea, and it's a story. Say it, Rico. Hold on. Oh, I'm not them on my end. Done. Done. Shout out, Dougs. My first idea, and it's a story. Say it, Rico. Hold on. I'm not going to say it. Say it, Rico. We're all having fun.

First idea's had in a while, but... Oh, wow. Shots of the deceased. Don't worry about it. Let's keep on track. Okay, so we get three max

drop their gorgeous buses. Barstool Sports, Barstool Girls. And we roll up to a fucking party with like 30 girls. Drop-dead gorgeous girls. Like employees or? No prostitutes. Okay. No, no, no.

We're the life of the party. Let's say you're a loser and you're throwing a graduation party. In reality, like you got seven people coming to the party. Yeah. We bring 30 girls. All of like, you got seven people coming to the party. Yeah. We bring 30 girls. All of a sudden, you got 500. Okay.

Okay. And I think that that could go and we could get thousands of buses. Okay. Just, let's just do some. And we sell, here's the way we make money.

Okay. We sell franchises of the buses. No, of the girls. How much? We're going to have this in every city? How much?

Every, no, no, no. This was Doug's idea? Every town in the world How much Every town in the world Every town, not even town Every town

How much do How many hot girls do you think there are? There's millions Okay, how much How much are we going to charge the party? I don't know yet I haven't come up with numbers It was a

It was just an idea that popped in my head Let's just Let's just throw out some numbers Alright, so let's say We're going to have to pay the girls $100 an hour. 20 girls on each bus. What is that? $2,000. The bus is probably going to cost us $150,000.

It's a $450,000 outlay. I would say that we could charge. We're half a million in the hole right now. Correct. But so is Bill Gates. Okay. Yep. So is Amazon. Yep. Where are we talking? Right? Okay. You got to spend money is Bill Gates. So is Amazon.

Where are we talking? You've got to spend money to make money. So why don't we just start a tech company? Let's start a tech company. No sex, just tech. I'm un-tech savvy. But you're sex savvy, so... No, well, yes. No two ways about it. Absolutely.

Now, if you have the tech idea and you need me as the spokesmanman as the salesman i'm very good yeah okay capable but as far as tech i'm half a moron okay um good use of words there yeah correct but i might but this but listen i might come up with an idea for world peace you know i might go back to school you know turn that clicky thing instead of being in the gutter as a slut and become an intellectual and cure cancer. Wait, are we talking about you or the girls? Here's the bottom line.

Whatever I do forever, everyone here is involved with a piece. Love that. That's the bottom line. But my goal is a $10 million breathtaking apartment overlooking the water and a boat and I want to run five to 10 miles a day at a very slow pace along the water i feel like we just got to the we're half a million dollars in a hole and you just stopped change the topic to something else no no no okay so i think we charge ten thousand ten thousand per party what about boat parties on your boat so that means we're gonna do a lot

of parties because the the listen there's so many people with money, and there's parents. Right, but... There's buses, there's gas money. That they did not raise their children right, that they'll go for the $10,000. But people with money usually have friends, because then they can, like...

That's not true. That's so not true. People hate people. They're very jealous. Okay. Like, I'm coming to your party, but I hate you. But now I'm coming to your party, because you've got banging bitches.

I like this idea. Thank you. I'm playing devil's party, but I hate you. But now I'm coming to your party because you got banging bitches. I like this idea. Thank you. I'm playing devil's advocate here. Yes, sir. Would paying for girls to come to your party make you look like a loser? Absolutely not. You would be one of the bars. First of all, it's Barstool Sports.

Okay. Second of all, they'll be in thongs. Third of all, you forget all your bars and cripples when you're looking at asses. Can I say that? Are they strippers? They're not strippers. They're not prostitutes. They're regular women that want to make $100 an hour. How about this? How about this?

I got it! When this mind thinks, how about this? Every migrant that comes into this country, every migrant, now we're cooking, we're solving mind thinks. How about this? Every migrant that comes into this country. Every migrant. Yes, keep going. Now we're cooking. We're solving problems. Exactly. We give them jobs.

We put them to work. It's called Migrant Workers Working for Barstool. M-W-W-F-D. Migrant Workers Working for Barstool. So I have people that are motivated, that are broke, that don't want to go into prostitution,

that don't want to go into that underbelly of society, that want to raise their chest high for us. What? What are they doing for us? They're just going to hang out, shake hands, hug it out, have a drink, make someone feel good about themselves. That party was awesome.

There was like 200 migrants. And five girls and thumbs. 20,000 migrants in the country a day. How do we make money off the... So now it's not banging bitches, it's migrant workers. No, no, no, no. We dress them up as banging bitches. Oh, okay.

So we take the hottest migrant workers. And everything is sponsored. The bus. Forget about the half a million. This now sounds like... The bus is sponsored. The bus. Forget about the half a million. This now sounds like. The bus is sponsored. The prostitute. The extra.

Will give us our perfume. Maybe Ralph Lauren gives us the women clothes, whatever. And I walk out in a tuxedo and I'm like, the migrant party is started. Let's go. So you save society. You solve a world problem that Trump, that Biden, that the world has never solved. What do you do with all these migrants? They're being dumped.

Into a party. At the hogle. In silence. You realize every day a bus comes in front of the governor's house. 5,000 migrants out on the street. So they're already doing our idea. No, no, no. They're just dumping them. Right. I know. That's kind of our idea. We got a bus. We got a

migrants. Well, what I like about the bus is that we'll start in New York City and they're already there. We don't need to take them from Texas or, you know, they're dumping them here in Chicago from what I hear. Right. So, okay. So I, you know, you are sex trafficking now. Absolutely not.

There is zero sex involved. There is zero side deals involved. We will make them sign an exclusive human resources standard contract. Now, what about if we wanted to do a premium platinum level where sex is involved? I'm not involved. I'm out. But. No, I'm out.

Let's just role play here. There's going to be a lot of money in that not involved. I'm out. But... No, I'm out. Let's just role play here. There's going to be a lot of money in that, Stu. I'm out. Stu, it's 10 grand for your party of banging bitches on the bus. And I'm like, Stu, what if I paid you 30 grand? Well, listen...

Would any of the banging bitches bang? Can I explain how this works, big business? Please do. Yeah. That's on the down low. You never talk about that. Okay, all right, all right. So, but it's...

That's cash! It's on the down low. It's an option. That's an option. It's down low. You never talk about that. Okay, all right, all right. So, but it's- That's cash. It's on the down low. It's an option. That's an option. It's down low. But it's an option. I'm not acknowledging the option because it doesn't exist, but yes. No, no, absolutely yes.

So, I'm just saying that. Okay. I'm just saying that. I don't- See, I'm back in action now because I have a goal. See, my problem with my entire life, be honest with you, is in 1989, every goal that I ever wanted in my entire life, every dream came true. So I've been a fucking shithead since 1989. I haven't done nothing.

That's basically why I went through like $8 million, almost went out of business, made another $20 million, went out of business. But now I have a goal, a $10 million breathtaking apartment chicago overlooking the water and about so 12 mil that's the goal what new goal what if we just found one mortal lock um what if we did a mortal lock for 10 million dollars wait that's perfect listen that's all you don't have to buy let me explain something to you in reality on a sunday at 12 30 because i have million dollar bettas um over the last three years they're up 19 units that's 19 million dollars correct so if we do it if you want to do it it can't be a one shot deal it has to be over a 12 month cycle where you let me sit in the captain's seat and you let me do it. Like, for example, the best bet Sunday at 1230 was the Indianapolis Colts.

They went outright. Second best bet was the Houston Texans. They went outright. Before Jersey Jerry picked the Miami Dolphins and he was struggling with a pick, I said use the Houston Texans because that was the live thing. But the Dolphins are a better pick. My point is this. That can be accomplished. But it can't be accomplished one game or the money. But what about one game? New York Giants on Monday.

Okay, there it is. That's the $10 million bet. I don't know what to say. I'm going to put $10 million on it right now. Right, okay. Be that as it may, can I have a couple of seconds? I don't want to take all the time on the right now. Right. Okay. Be that as it may. Don't be silly. Can I have a couple of seconds? I don't want to take all the time on the act. No, please do.

Okay. Is this the intro now? I am officially. That was the prologue? No, no, no. I am officially on Ozempic. Oh. Wow.

And I shot myself in the thigh on Saturday. My numbers, as I thought, were thought were horrific you know i told you a week ago monday i ate monday tuesday wednesday thursday because i got my numbers friday like i was going to the electric trip i've never eaten that much i've never smoked that much pie and that's saying a lot friday comes i get my numbers they're horrific my a1c is like almost 13 sugar's a 300 c can we get a chart yeah we have uh we have well i have my numbers on the way i saw the commercial the woman you want to bang who violet beauregard oh you saw her yeah i saw her live and i was like stew right exactly every time you think of her right now listen for a 400 pound woman that woman can move yeah that woman has it she's

a banging bitch yeah she'd be a great fuck. No toys about it. A1C was 13? A1C was 13. What is this? This is your A1C. Oh my god. The chart is at the very bottom. Oh no.

You want to hear something crazy? My A1C since I'm 50 years old has been from 15 goes down to eight, back up to 12, back up to 15. So you're never out of the red. Never.

Because I eat like I'm not a diabetic where I am a diabetic, but I think rules don't apply to me. You know what I mean? Like most people, the doctor said it. Most people would have had a fucking heart attack already would have been blind. Their feet would have fallen off.

Like, do you feel it? When you're 13? No, I feel nothing. Since really 59, 60, I can't get hard again. When I come, it's over. That has affected me

because I was a Judith 3 load individual. Third load was air, but it was hard and I got the job done. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so A1C13, you're on Zempic now. Sugar's fasting was 301, which is horrific. Cholesterol was like

258, horrific. So, I'm on Zempic. I took it Saturday. I did not stop eating Friday. I did not stop eating Saturday. I did not stop eating Sunday. Message to anybody stop eating Saturday. I did not stop eating Sunday. Message to anybody on Ozempic. If you overeat on this fucking drug,

and it supposedly takes a long time to get rolling, not with me, because anything I take is sensitive, very sensitive to everything. So drugs affect me immediately. I could drink a cup of Stella Blue. It affects me immediately. I was sick as a dog. I felt nauseous.

I had headaches. I felt like I was going to throw up. So what Ozempic does, like for me, I have an A1C of 12.8. That's why they gave it to me. It is not a weight loss drug. But the reason you lose weight on the drug is it kills your appetite. Good thing. So mentally, I want to-

Are you selling it to us right now? What? I feel like you're selling us Ozipic. No, I'm just telling you the reality of it. I want to do it. KB scared me and said I shouldn't do it. Well, again, listen- Your binge eating problem isn't your appetite.

It's something neurological. You just want to binge to feel. Well, I'm a compulsive overeater, so my mind still wants to eat, which I still did. My body can't no longer. So finally, I surrendered yesterday afternoon. To the Ozempic. To the reality that I have to be on a food plan, squeaky clean, you know, no sugar, no carbs, food, vegetable protein, lean proteins like I normally do.

It's been since the beginning of time. So I had my salmon and I had my veggies. And then for dinner last night, I had a turkey breast with a Caesar salad with no croutons. This morning, I went to Lou Mitchell's. Shout out Lou Mitchell's. Best fucking breakfast in the world. And I had an egg omelet with lox and onions. No bread.

So in other words, this will work only because I will not be hungry, but I feel less of a man. Yeah. I feel like my actual, this is how shallow I actually am in real life. I'm really a shallow human. I'm no longer the best eater on the planet. I no longer can eat 10,000 calories. I no longer am the Joey Chestnut of the basic common man. So I feel less than. I feel like my dick has been taken away from me.

Michael Jordan's not still playing, but he's still the great, you know, he's still one of the greatest. You had your time. You tie your masculinity to the amount you can eat. Correct. Okay. No, no. No, no. Well said. Well said. This is the reason you're a smart guy.

Equal with KB. You're both equal. I want to go on it, but KB has scared me off. Well said. Well said. This is the reason you're a smart guy. Equal with KB. Equal. You're both equal. I want to go on it, but KB has scared me off. Well, there's no reason to ever go on it. Are you out of your fucking mind? Unless you have an A1C like mine. Unless your sugars are crazy.

Because what it does to your body is horrific. Like, for example, if you're an Ozempic and you have to have open-heart surgery or any open-heart surgery, that drug could kill you. What? Well, I think you're having open-heart surgery. Absolutely will affect you, any major surgeries. Because Alex's best friend is a doctor in Manhattan, big shot. And it's right there. He sent it to us.

So there's a tremendous amount of side effects. Why is those stopping open heart surgery? I don't know any surgery. Any major surgery before the surgery takes place, you have to come off that drug. Ah, but how long? I don't know the actual answer. So ACL surgery? I don't know the

actual answer. Endoscopy? When I get my endoscopies? I don't know the answer. So you're saying a lot of things for not knowing the answer. No, no, no. But these are? When I get my endoscopies? I don't know the answer. So you're saying a lot of things for not knowing the answer. No, no, no. But these are facts. I have such badass looks. But my point is this. He asked a simple question, and I gave him a simple answer. Should you

go on it? Absolutely not. It is not a weight loss drug, but but the superficial common American will go to any length to lose weight besides exercise like you should and besides eat clean. So they'll go to this. You know, it's similar.

People used to do Coke in the 80s and 90s. You lose weight because you don't eat. That is a great weight loss. And a fun one. Yeah, but inherently the other problems negate it i've done it before if you're on cigarettes you lose weight or if you yes no no you're on cigarettes you lose weight of course the the nicotine numbs your appetite yes suppresses your appetite similar to caffeine but that never worked for me well you know on coke i ate more

and faster on caffeine ate more and faster didn't caffeine, ate more and faster. It didn't work for me. It didn't work. If it worked, I'd be 140 pounds, banging bitches. Not really, but I could. Okay. Just stronger than Coke. I just wanted to say that. I'm back on a food plan, and when I get back to New York, I'm going to start jogging slow,

walking fast, 5.4 three times a week, and two 10.8s twice a week. Love it. Go, Stu. I'm back. I'm back. You're back. Stu's back. Yeah, I'm back. Stu's back a week and two 10.8 twice a week. Love it. So I'm back. I'm back. You're back. Stu's back. Yeah, I'm back. Stu's back.

Into the clean area. I'm happy for you. Thank you. I'm very grateful. And then I thought Sports Advisors was fabulous, by the way. I cannot believe Jersey Jerry hit both props. Yeah. That was unbelievable.

Yeah, and he retired from gambling. Well, thank God because, I mean, what are you going to do? After you win, you're going to give it all back. No, no, he retired before. So he didn't bet those. That's why he won. Yeah. So God was pissing on him.

Yeah, 100%. It's so wild. Wait. He gave out two big props, then he retired before he put them in? Yeah. It's always how it works. Yeah, I know. I mean, like, it's my whole life.

Yeah. Do you know what i mean like you know minute i and if i'm not gambling i'm on the hottest streak ever the minute i gamble i lose i lose an exorbitant amount of money because i'm i'm i'm uh i was chasing the winners that i didn't bet i get annihilated i stop and then all of a sudden i continue winning yeah arguably the worst feeling in the world. That is how it works. Nick, can you do the High Noon ad? We'll reset.

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Very nice. That's going to be great. BPFT Kyle will be up there scoring the answers. Questions are written. But you can't be wrong. On out. You can't be wrong. I'm going to be on a team. Another team's going to have to adopt me because I'm going to be... I haven't seen the questions or anything.

I'm going to go eat mozzarella sticks and play. You can't be wrong, so you're going to go out of there feeling pretty good or anything. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go eat mozzarella sticks and play. Yeah, the crowd can't be wrong, so you're going to go out of there feeling pretty good about yourself. Oh, good. Yeah. You can't be wrong, but you can get a 1 out of 10 score. You might not be right either. Give us a question.

Second question of the night is name something green. Grass. Kermit the Frog. That is a 6 out of 10. That's a 4 out of 10, Tommy. Sorry. Money. That's an 8 out of 10. Come on, big cat. Celery? Envy. That's 1 out of ten. That's a four out of ten. Tommy, sorry. Money. That's an eight out of ten.

Come on, big cat. Celery? Envy. That's one out of ten. Notre Dame. Notre Dame. That's a one out of ten, too. Fuck.

Avocado. Ten out of ten. Oh. I'm the best. Give us another one. Give us another one. Nice. Kyle, what are some other ones?

Name the blackest white person that's not a rapper. Least white white person that's not a rapper. Least white white person that's not a rapper. Shit. Least white white person. I mean, what's Travis Kelsey?

No, Travis Kelsey would be a a date In Taylor Swift No Travis Kelsey Would be a good answer still Oh he passed away recently Wait the East Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift is not an answer Taylor Swift is Very white

She's the whitest person You can go The blackest route That's probably the safest route Angus Cloud Angus Cloud yeah for sure Yeah Good one

Rest in peace I know We also have The best fictional quarterback name Oh We were discussing earlier nick threw out jt cannon i said that's the court that's a quarterback who wouldn't be very good though it's like oh he's got the great name jt cannon but he can't really throw the ball maybe like a you said like i said tim matthews i said tim matthews maybe no i think like one out of ten alan arcangeloelo, Justin Congrego. Yep.

You don't see a lot of great Italian quarterbacks. Who? You don't see a lot of great Italian quarterbacks. That's how the Danvers are. It ends up in a vowel. Moses for the quarterback? Or Blackist? That's it.

Both. That should be a question tonight. Moses? I like that. Yeah, we'll throw Moses on the list. Shout out, Moses. Big shout out. Wait, so Spider won last night, right?

Yeah. Spider. Now, Francis's speech, was it real? I haven't seen it. It was real. Couldn't tell. Very real. Is he like, doesn't talk to Rudy now? Was it real? I haven't seen it. It was real. I couldn't tell. Very real.

Is he like doesn't talk to Rudy now? I think they've mended the fences. I received texts in real time confirming it's real. Francis sent me a text during the show that was like Rudy broke my trust in a way where I think I'll never be able to trust another person again. Wait, what happened? I've spent the last 24 hours struggling to process this week. It could not make sense of a phenomenon I had experienced,

a force with which I've had little familiarity, both in my personal and professional life. So it took a while for me to see that what I'd experienced, what took me out of this game, was evil. Evil cloaked in a robe of friendship. This game was devised to strip us of pretense, to grind away the version of ourselves we wanted the world to see, to exhaust and break us down to our essential

selves, untouched by makeup and unaffected by character. It was in this naked reality that I found something worth playing for that meant more to me than $25,000. Friendship. I made friends, or so I thought. These friends were Spider and Rudy and Megan, my alliance. My friends spoke to me for hours, and by the way, I should clarify, this is mostly at you. They spoke to me for hours.

They looked me in the eye and shook my hand, as friends do, and then my friends smiled to my face as they walked me to the gallows. You'll tell yourself you were simply playing the game. That is a flaccid lie. A lukewarm glass of milk congested to help you sleep despite knowing who you really are. I could not have done to you what you did to me. Tomorrow, I will return to my life with my dignity, my

integrity, my sense of self intact. I played this game the way I wanted to play it. And you will return to your small lives. Your two-dimensional street view. Your daily search for the next neck to use as a

rung on your stepladder of avarice. You are bankrupt of honor. You are devoid of worth. I think less of you as a man. You are a barnacle on the hull of a shipwrecked life. And

$25,000 seems like a mighty bad bargain for your soul. Rudy, anything to say back to that? Yeah, honestly, it's a game. And voting for you was awful. The reason I took so long was because I couldn't do it. I literally could not do it.

I could not vote for you. I know that probably means nothing to you now. It made me hate you, and I'm filled with contempt for you. But that hate will dissipate and be replaced with apathy. You are not worth my feeling. Oh, my God. Look at Dana. I would just say to you, Francis,

all the fun we had was genuine. This is a game. I had a blast with you. It sucks that it went this way. But your reaction to this is Juvenile whoa a game if you're not man enough to understand that then I don't know what to tell you, bro I hope we can be friends. It fucking sucks. You feel this way. You're a bad person In the eye and like the way that you did to me.

I didn't lie to you. I went into the round going to pick Grace. I went down to the desk going to pick Grace. Spider was the one that wanted to vote you out. I told you, you've got to talk to Spider. He's getting squirrely. You came back to me and you said Spider's solid. It seems short-sighted of you to have played the way you did for your career because

when this comes out people are going to hate you no they're not because it's a game maybe also you're forgetting the fact that it was 4v1 you had the votes without having to vote for me you had it i know but you want me just to gamble? Yeah. I think that's it. If I could go back in time and know that I was going to win the final challenge and be here no matter what, I absolutely would do that. Because I felt terrible. I would have done that and thrown away my vote.

But it would have put me in a terrible position if I didn't win the final challenge. I would have gone against everyone else here, and I would have been fucked if I didn't win that last challenge. I don't know what to tell you, man. I thought I knew you. You do know me! I had no idea. Yes, you do! You're talking about a ten-minute window in a game show versus the hours upon hours we spent getting to know each other truly. All of that now appears to have been a sick, calculated trap from the mind of someone

I cannot fathom. It's a game. I guess we're just different people because I could not have done it to you. Okay. But if you had done the same to me, I would have understood because it is a game.

If we played a game of checkers and you beat me, I wouldn't write a fucking manifesto about how much I hated you. A passionate response from Francis and also from Rudy. Unbelievable. So wait, so this is very much in one of the survivors, the snake and the rat. What did she say?

The snake eats the rat. Rudy was amazing. My question is, if Francis was, if there's any part of that that was doing a bit, he deserves all the credit, but it wasn't, you're saying? Didn't look like it. Have they talked afterwards? I think that they talked immediately afterwards and then have since, like during the edit phase, they've talked through it a little bit. They were on radio together today talking about it too. So I don't think that it's actually as malicious as... I think that from what I heard, like, after that,

Francis, like, went over, like, to produce, like, so we could chop that up a little bit, right? I might have went a little bit too far. I think that was, to be honest with you, I think it was like an uppity, like, talking down to, like, he's a Harvard man, Rudy's a street guy, you know. Fuck you, Francis, you lost. You know, like, I mean, that's what I would have said to him.

Suck my dick, Francis. You fucking lost. You're smarter than everyone. You went to Harvard, but fuck you. I remember when Francis came back from it, I was like, how'd it go? He's like, terribly. And now I know. He came back like he was coming back from Vietnam. To Francis' credit,

that's awesome shit. That's awesome shit. That's awesome shit. Not bad. Kids still got it. That might be the most I've ever made anybody laugh. You'll be replaying that. I'll defend Francis for a second and say that him caring that much makes the show great. It might be lame that he cared that much.

It kind of is. He felt very hurt. makes the show great oh the way he might have not it might be lame that he cared that much it kind of is like he was he felt very hurt but i'm happy he did express that emotion because it makes it incredible television oh yeah yeah i don't know what it is about those shows but it makes the most competitive version of you come out yeah surviving is gonna be the money it's gotta be no i don't even think so well i think too they mentally were broke down like that was real how mentally broken down they were by the end. Like, they all came back talking about how they were freezing the whole time, how, like, awful the sleeping arrangement.

Like, they were exhausted. It was like a war for them. It makes you go crazy. Like Vietnam. When I saw Steven the last day in Surviving Barstool, he, like, came up to me. Before I even said a word to him, he's like, don't fuck with me today.

I was like, what? He's like, this week has really gotten to me. Don't fuck with me today i was like what he's like this week has really gotten to me don't know i think i was like i was just saying hello people lose their minds i can relate to francis and that's he definitely went too far and while i like understand what francis feeling like rudy's totally in the right there like wait a minute didn't you give a similar speech to rudy on surrounding barstool uh not exactly like you did hate you You were going at him, right? I was not kind to Rudy in my speech.

I understood it was fully a game. This is what we do surviving. I found a loophole in the Barstool vs. America one where you could just win every challenge and then you were going to win the game. That's a good call. It made it so easy once i figured that out and win these challenges it's not fair when you use your intellect no i was using my physical prowess

i like it you know what time it is by the way can i just say brick watch time oh brick watch time oh brick watch time can i say something of course that was as weak as a manifesto. It's a fucking game. Okay. His parents raised him wrong, if that's what just fucking happened. No, his parents raised him so far. And it's one of the problems with America. I'm going to go a step further. Because as a human being, as a man, in a contest format, everything's left here. After it's over, it's over.

It is never personal. It is never any bullshit afterwards, any pomp and circumstance, any fucking drama, glamour drama. I guess now it's fucking Francis glamour drama. Jesus Christ. That was fucking weak. Rudy beat him. Don't be a bitch. Don't be a sore loser.

Don't show that you could fucking use big words. And by the way, Francis, at least seven words. I have no idea how to spell or what they mean that you said. But the point is, you're a bitch. Rudy bitch slapped you. The game's over. You're a loser. He's a winner. The game's over. You're a loser. He's a winner.

And be honest, I can't stand people. I can't fuck, whether we play tackle football in sixth grade, basketball in ninth grade, swimming at my house. After it's over, it's over. It's over. It's over. It's a good message. But it's nothing personal towards Francis. Listen, I would die for Francis. It's over. It's a good message. But it's nothing personal towards Francis.

Listen, I would die for Francis. I love Francis. He's not the problem. His parents are the problem. They raised him with this elitist mentality that when you lose, you can't just handle it. You got to be a cunt bitch like he was. That was fucking disgusting. No, that was gross.

It's not his fault. It's not Francis's fault. No. It's his parents' fault. They raised him. You are my baby. You're always right. Everybody's going to get you.

Everybody's wrong. So he used his extreme high intellect, fabulous body, amazing lacrosse player, and tried to piss on Rudy, where Rudy said, fuck you. I won. Go suck a dick. And Rudy's a schlub, like poor guy. Street, basically homeless. Rudy, first of all, I love Rudy.

Love him. You know, he looks like Robert De Niro in Deer Hunter in that fucking picture, by the way, with his beard and everything. But listen, it's a game. After it's over, you don't bitch like that. That's crazy. Shake hands.

That's Stu in Surviving Barstool. Yeah. Fuck. it's a game after it's over you don't bitch like that that's crazy you can't do in surviving bar yeah fuck i i almost asked dave the four days in the office i was this close why don't you ask him because i would lose like 25 000 fucking doing it it's on a monday i'm gonna lose a monday and lose the whole week but you know win a hundred thousand we're allowed to have our cell phone a hundred thousand i i listen i guarantee they would never let me win. People would go against me just to get me out. I wouldn't. I know you wouldn't.

Have you ever attacked or came after a referee or umpire? Always, every time. When I coached PAL basketball and PAL soccer, I won championships. And I was the lowest form of scum that ever lived. I should never have been allowed to coach children. No way. No, because... It's because you yelled a lot.

Because you... And I admit it. When there's a scoreboard, and there are scores, I fucking run it up. The monster comes out. No, I run it up the monster comes out no i run it up monster it it doesn't matter if i'm dealing with a million dollar customer that just paid me a hundred thousand for one game or five-year-old children that i'm taking to mcdonald's and then kb toys

afterwards i say to the p i coached him i said listen i'm not your normal coach you're gonna swim in my fucking pool you're gonna hang out at my two million dollar house If you ever need anything You ever need mafia help You ever need help from the government You ever need help from the local police I'm your guy I love you

But you're not gonna play Because you suck And you're gonna let the other good teams Good kids play And we're gonna run the score up and win That's how I coached And what would the five year old respond to that? I don't care Coach Stu As long as I get the KB toys.

As long as I get the McDonald's. No one cares. Because the overall picture is afterwards, we're hugging it out. Yeah. But I became, no. So I'm embarrassed by this. I'm shamed by this, but that's how I did it. I won like 40 championships.

I lost. I love it. But it was wrong right it was wrong yeah but they don't vet coaches yeah you know i'm the fucking you know i'm the most i'm the fucking richest in the town right in there since 1970 banged half of their wives their daughters their grandmothers you know like well i'm above the fray which is wrong like i'm on a like i can get away with murder. It's wrong. It shouldn't be, but it's my whole life. Yeah.

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No, but I mean, forget about the clip. Have you ever actually listened to the podcast? No. Tommy has. Listen, I understand. You have time. You have no time. It's a fabulous podcast, Only Stu podcast.

Shout out to Only Stu. Now, what were you talking about the clip? You called Taylor Swift a 7.1, which was- She is. And then you- What are we talking about? She is. That's fine.

That's fine. That's fine. She has beautiful blue eyes eyes and then it ends. What's fabulous about her? You told millions of people to suck your cock. Say that again? You told millions of people to suck your cock. Like I do on a daily basis.

That's true. I mean, isn't that every man's dream? To have people suck your dick? Well, goddamn, I guess it is. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit. Freaking news. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look at his face. We have the clip? I'm looking for it right now. I think he's speaking right now. We've tuned into the press conference? Oh my god.

Holy shit. Shay's domino effect is like no other. It is insane. And you can see in his face that he's trying to comprehend Shay. Unreal. Does Che move the needle? Did you already touch on this? Che moves the needle.

Che is a... Steven moved the needle, Che. Don't we work with him and sell his merch? Yeah, we do. We had his official merch. Do we still? I like Jalen Hurts. I think everyone in the office does.

Only Che doesn't like him. Actually, I went on an Eagles show today and clarify. This is about the play. This isn't about Jalen Hurts. But you said to hurt him. If I was a defensive coordinator and I was lining up against this play, I would try something malicious, yes. Unbelievable.

That's a federal crime, by the way. That's premeditated. As a defensive coordinator? Yeah. So, Steven. That's absolutely a federal crime you're saying. No problem. Steve, you're occasionally running NFL circles.

Like, maybe you go to a pro bowl. Maybe you go to something. We can't rule out that you see Jalen Hurts in person. What happens when you see Jalen Hurts in person? I'm trying to find my statement. I want to show and clarify. Take a hammer to his kneecap. I hope he has a long and healthy career.

This is about getting this play out. And actually, Peter Schrager did a diatribe today about getting this play out. Oh, Peter Schrager did? Peter Schrager, great guy. Big DJ's guy. Look, you play within the rules until they change the rule. Exactly. Dave Casper, 1977, in the playoffs.

He took the ball, got tackled, I think it was like a fourth down play, was not going to make, into the end zone, threw the ball eight yards into the end zone, Raiders recovered, touchdown. They went on. But in other words, until they changed the rule. Exactly.

That's why this isn't a Jalen Hurts or an Eagles thing. This is, they need to eliminate pushing offensive players within the tackle box. Roan text us. Murch was lucrative, the Murch deal we have with him, and he's essentially a co-worker. I don't want to be banned. I have no

thoughts on it. We're the only people that's doing it as well as we are. Try to get on and be hurt for it too. God, his feelings are hurt too. Imagine for a co-worker to get hurt.

That's like wishing for a co-worker to be walloped by a car. No, but I'm saying seriously, there's a line you cross there, Stevie. I mean, come on. Have we ever had a coworker? You don't really want him hurt, do you? I don't really want Jalen Hurts injured.

Right, correct. You just want the play to be eliminated. Correct. Understood. My fear is that this becomes a more widespread thing and the NFL just becomes tush-push up and down the field. But you didn't. It gets one yard.

That was the argument. What people are coming at me is a clip from the argument. But you didn't just say, yard that was the entire that was the argument it was what people are coming at me as a clip from the argument but you didn't just say i want the play band you said i want jalen hurts i said i can get on i can get behind the hurt jalen hurts train if it eliminates this play i would rather do this for the greater good yeah you can't you can't back this you can't back this by saying that's wrong what you just said. Of course, yes. Yeah, okay. I agree with you.

Do you understand that words have meaning now? He's upset. He said he has no feelings on it. You could tell. You could lie. I can't question Stu Che gets clicks because Che's brain gets everyone upset, including myself. Brilliant. But he's not doing it as a bit.

Well, it doesn't matter. He is himself. In his existence, drives people insane. Again, including myself. I'll call out Philly. They're pussies if they don't beat your ass. If you have it or not, are you the fans you think you are

and say you are? Then beat Che's ass. That is the literal eye for an eye. Beat his ass. Someone's buying a ticket to Chicago. Philly, I'm calling on you. Bucks County, Delco, I'm calling on you. Montgomery County. I respect what I'm saying.

Fucking Berks County, I'm calling on you. Beat the fuck out of Che. Also, also, also, I watched today's PMT, and for Max to be hypocritical about this after wishing Patrick Mahomes got hurt in the Super Bowl, come on. What I like about Che is that he digs the hole deeper for himself and simply doesn't give a fuck. No, he doesn't.

No, he doesn't give a fuck. He will get punched. Can you fight? No. Can you? Well, why don't you start taking like UFC? Steven, I don't think you can like ufc even i don't want to go to philadelphia ever again okay unless you unless you make amends he's fine yeah i don't think listen

what are the amends again i i'm i do not hope jalen hurts gets injured i want this play removed done that's it and if it takes him getting injured so be be it. So be it. Got it. It's similar to when Atkinson and Tatum used to try to take off Jerry Rice's fucking head. Used to take off every fucking receiver's head. You could not go across the middle. Clothesline. They did away with the clothesline. I'll say this for you, Steven. I think you're not in harm unless this game on Sunday might be the most important game of your life.

If he gets hurt on Sunday, you're dead. If he gets hurt on Sunday, you're dead. If he gets hurt on Sunday, you'll be dead. I even think for the next two to three weeks. Yeah, you need to hope. He said Bucs Saints. Bucs Saints. The Eagles game. Che, if Caleb Hurts gets hurt at all on Sunday, that's a problem.

Who's Philly playing, Big Cat? They're home against the Commanders. I think they're home against the Commanders. Well, can I say something in your defense? Sure. Every fucking play, every time Philly's on offense, the goal of the defense is to knock

Jalen Hurts out of the game. And put him out for the season. So, this play, and you're saying that means absolutely... They're going to sack him and yell, poor Stephen Che. No, no, no. The way to beat Philadelphia is to knock Jalen Hurts out of the game. All defensive players know this. It's just not said.

We're going to get a Stephen Che pinata at the Philly tailgate this weekend. I fucking know it. I know it. Barstool Philly Bar has a Che dark board made in it this weekend. A lot of people are against this play. If me generating this buzz and whatever gets this band,

mission accomplished. So be it. Hallelujah. I cannot believe this happened. Unreal. You can't? No, I can't. I really can't.

He surprises me somehow. Every time. What is surprising you from, you were there, like you were part of the full conversation not just the clip yeah you were you were wishing injury on him yes i wanted the i wanted the play to go this is incredible can i ask you something what is the difference on a performative level this is performative right now this he's not in church. He's not, you know. This is a confession. What is the difference between this

than you and me wishing Aaron Rodgers dead every week? That's performative. This is not. Oh, okay. So that's the difference. This is not performative. Also, I never wished Aaron Rodgers dead. I said I hope he's in jail.

I think you said I hope he dies. I think you say that a lot. I used to say it every week. I don't hope anyone dies. What? I don't hope anyone dies. No? What about like Ty What? I don't hope anyone dies. No. What about like-

Tyrus. I disagree with that. If Aaron Rodgers is still the quarterback in the pack, you wish he was dead. Give me a name. A child rapist. Yeah, I hope he's dead. Well, that's different.

Come on. Stop. Okay. So you got me there. Yeah, but we- And it's not your fault, by the way. Che's being sincere. Are you nervous, Che? You seem a little nervous. It's not your fault. Well, it's not your fault by the way Che's being sincere are you nervous Che

seem a little nervous it's not your fault like people online the fifth biggest city hating you everybody there at least they're all calm cool and collected yeah they're measured people you might need to do an emergency press conference

if you don't have haters you don't have fans you might need to do an emergency press conference to say what I've said my piece like you don't have haters, you don't have fans. Okay. You might need to do an emergency press conference. To say what? I've said my piece. I don't want Jalen Hurts to get injured. I want this play removed. But if it takes him getting injured, that's where we get a problem.

People are going to get injured during this play. Not necessarily Jalen Hurts, but this is a problematic play for football fans. Now you've got to rule out other people getting injured. Has anybody been injured doing it yet? I don't have the data on that, but it's just not a safe play based on the rugby mall. You would sign up for Sunday, Jalen Hurts tears his ACL. Monday, a play gets banned. That's not a realistic scenario. It could be. Those happen constantly in rugby, and people don't really get hurt doing them.

Okay, play gets banned at the end of the year. I don't want the NFL to become rugby. Play gets banned at the end of the year. Jalen Hurts, terror, and ACL on Sunday. Play banned at the end of the year. I would hope he doesn't get hurt. I want the play banned. Shout out play banned.

Shout out play banned. Shout out play banned. And listen, when he's talking like this, I think of Oppenheimer. I do too. shout out play band shout out play band and listen I just when he's talking like this I think of Oppenheimer I do too and what bomb was dropped

nuclear no no no hydrogen or atomic atomic okay so if the atomic bomb had to be dropped so that the hydrogen bomb

afterwards was not dropped was it worth it that's what I gotta say push push world war two yep that's what I gotta say that the hydrogen bomb afterwards was not dropped, was it worth it? Push, push, World War II. Yep. That's what I got to say. There's never been a war past World War II because the atomic... Well, there's been a lot of wars. World War.

World War. I mean, there's been a lot of wars. There's been a lot, but not wars. There's one coming up. The hydrogen bomb was stopped because of the atom bomb. Is that how it worked? That's my point. Shout out Stephen Kaye for making that correlation.

Shout it out. What am I shouting out? Atom bombs? Shout out atom bombs. I think he's like the last people. What's that new movie, by the way, about the people who did the thing with GameStop? Has anyone seen it? Show Me the Money.

Dumb Money. Has anyone seen it? I haven't. Two for the Money? What's the movie? Oh, it's out? It's out. Two for the Money?

No, Dumb Money. Dumb Money. Shout out to Two for the Money. Jay, are you okay? I want you to be okay. I'm fine. Okay. They're going to get your ass.

It's got to be kind of cool that Jalen Hurts saw your video. I mean, I don't want him thinking I'm, you know, it's getting very blown out of context. This was a larger conversation. This wasn't about like, man, I hope his leg falls off. Like, that's not what I want. Your content now, right? Correct. Big Cat, why doesn't he go to the Philly tailgate this weekend and apologize to people at the tailgate?

That's a good idea. Yeah. Problem with Philly, when you go to Philly, there's going to be a problem. We know this. Like, those fans, like, it's not Buffalo. It's not New York. It's Philly.

They fucking fight. They'll throw things at his fucking face. We need Roan to figure this out. We need Roan to figure this out. We need Roan. Smitty was backing me to some people online. Okay, good.

Can I make an overture to you? I'll personally, out of my pocket, pay for you to train UFC so when someone comes at you, kick them in their fucking face. I will personally pay for training.

I appreciate that. Thank you. I'm not looking to enter any combat sports. No, no. It's just defense. Just defense. You're not going to be aggressive.

Just if someone comes at you going, what'd you say about Jalen Hurts? And he comes at you like you should kick him in his fucking face. Yes, brother. How do we get the hit off of Stephen Chase's head from the city of Philadelphia? That ship sailed along.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no. I think that he would have to do the things that they would do to him to himself. He'd have to get the shit out of himself. Like the scene out of Liar Liar in the bathroom? Rob himself, and then maybe he might be good. He has to be in his underwear on his knees with his pockets turned.

I think that's really his only way that he has to do it to himself. Rome, would you, if Steven wanted to go to Philadelphia in the next month to do a public apology, would you stand by him? I couldn't do it. I think I'm going to have to

counter charge against him. But I'm afraid that it would get violent. I heard that they're leaving pallets of bricks around Philadelphia in case Stephen Jay comes. Public violence can be carried out against him, but that's just what I'm hearing on the internet. We need Jalen Hurts to not get injured. If that happens now, it's a big problem.

If that happens now. Yesterday on the big problem. If that happens now. Yesterday on the show, he agreed to do the crying laughing emoji. If Jalen Hurts gets hurt, he would quote tweet it with a crying laughing emoji or something along those lines. Yeah. It seemed like a double and a triple down, which means that the punishment has to be doubly and triply bad. Steven? I don't understand. What's he asking me today?

Did yesterday you say you would do the crying emoji? No. I put out the... Stephen I don't understand What's he asking me to do You did Yesterday you said You would do the crying emoji No I put out the Like I was asked I put out the Conor McGregor I'm not apologizing He's not apologizing

He hates the play wrong No he said He would do the crying emoji You don't think I watched the act Oh man I know exactly what he did I know exactly

And he knows what he did too This is bad news for him And this is a co-worker This is fucked up But Stephen Che is a co-worker and friend He is my friend But at the same time my loyalty to Philadelphia And the Eagles has run deeper than any loyalty

To Stephen Che And I will gladly throw him under the bus for the city He said fair We gotta workshop a way for him to get out of this he's fucked he really needs to rip his own acl in half like confetti and fucking showered on the ground in front of him he's the lightest legs all right i'll talk to you later ron i'd see you my my roots go deep in Philadelphia because Ronnie Heller played for the Philadelphia Eagles for Buddy Ryan.

And she's 89, 90, 91. So I was friends with Jerome Brown, Reggie White. Shout out Jerome Brown in heaven. Reggie White. If you need me to reach out to the Philadelphia Mafia, I can do that. Not the common mafia. So when you walk there, you'll be protected. They'll say, leave Maloney's with us.

You might have to pay like 300 a week. I think, Steven, you need to do a press conference. It's like 300 a week. I think you need to do a press conference and apologize. I think that's the only way you're out. And you need to do a full apology to the city of Philadelphia. They don't fuck around. I think they might appreciate more if you embrace the heel, though.

I don't know. I don't know. This one's dangerous. You heard Roan. It's a real danger. Roan's like, I'm not gonna classless. You were the one that suggested doing the Conor McGregor thing. I know. Well, I didn't know that Jalen Hurts was gonna fucking quote it. Got a little out of hand.

I would just wear a football helmet. Also, I said do the Conor McGregor because you weren't apologizing. Are you willing to apologize now? I do not wish Jalen Hurts injury. You can do a press conference and say that. And be like, stand down, Philly, I'm sorry. And also maybe punch yourself in the face. And we can throw stuff at you.

We can throw batteries at him. Yeah, we can throw stuff at him. How about somebody tear his ACL? we can throw stuff at you. We throw batteries at him. Yeah, yeah. We throw stuff at him during the... How about somebody tear his ACL? Yeah, we'll hurt you. Wait, if Jalen Hurts, God forbid, gets hurt, you have to do the same injury to yourself. What about if Max bitch slapped you

on the emergency press conference? If I can return the slap for Max, because he also wished he was around. Max should be doing that. Yeah, Max. He should have already done that. What kind of fan is he? I would do, Max wished injury six months. Yeah, Max. He should have already done that. What kind of fan is he? Max wished injury six months ago on somebody else.

Max said the biggest regret in his life is not doing something in the moment because then Jalen Hurts would have seen him defending his honor. I would go slap for slap with Max. I think only one slap can be on camera. Fine. Max is very heavy. If he knows how to – I mean,

he outweighs you by at least 75 pounds. Max's got to be like, what's Max? 275? And what are you? Like 195? Yeah, he's got fucking 80 pounds on you. Everything with the slap is the weight behind it. You don't want to be

slapped by him. Never. Like never. I've been in slap fights, to be slapped by him. Never. That's true. Like, never. Like, I've been in slap fights, like real slap fights with real people. It's fucking horrific. Your face hurts for like a week. Your jaw can be broken. Yeah, Damien Lillard to the box. It's not funny.

Nothing funny about a slap fight. Nothing. What? Wow. Damien Lillard to the box. Well, I need to see a second report before I believe that. You don't believe Woj? Yeah.

Oh, that's a big trade. Wait, DeAndre Ayton where? Part of a three-team deal. Drew Holiday, DeAndre Ayton. Oh, my God. Is this real? Yeah. Alex Feiner, if you're listening to this, are you seeing this fucking trade?

What's up, Max? You're on the act. He's butt-dialing me. That's how big he is. His ass just butt-dials me. You don't want to get smacked by that guy. That guy's a fucking massive human. I'm not butt-dialing.

Alright, what's up? I mean, I was told I was being slandered on the show that I had to call it. No, uh, Che said that you're a hypocrite and then Stu said you're heavy. No, no, I said I would never want to be slapped by him. Hypocrite half-crack. It is me saying after the Eagles lost the Super Bowl

that yes, I wish Patrick Mahomes was a little bit more injured so that the Eagles won the Super Bowl that yes I wish Patrick Mahomes was a little bit more injured so that the Eagles won the Super Bowl is completely different than Che saying that he hopes Hurts get injured for the love of the game. Do you think that will you do a video where you slap Che so that he can get out of jail from Philadelphia?

That's not I can't make that decision on behalf of on behalf of Philadelphia. Okay. I'm not going to say that Philadelphia is just going to be like, okay, this guy's all right now because he gets one slap. Jalen Hurts is personally offended. No thoughts on it.

I have no thoughts on it. He has no thoughts on it. All right. We'll talk to you later, Max. We'll figure has no thoughts on it. All right. We'll talk to you later, Max. We'll figure our way out of this. All right. Bye. Oh, you can't make that up.

Oh, man. I picked it up as well. Who has? Dov Kleiman. What'd he say? Just dating him at most. I feel like any Philadelphia into who that wasn't on their radar is going to be like who's the Bucks fan that said

that and like be looking into it I feel like absolutely after Jalen himself said it who was that it's about to get worse right I'd be googling I'd be curious I mean literally any other fan, Massachusetts, New York, Chicago, I would say those three are the most intense.

Philadelphia makes all of them look like fucking child's play. I had a great time when I went to Philadelphia for Eagles game. But the Bears also got killed. He got hit with a battery. Remember? On the show he said someone threw batteries at me. I got hit with a battery. That's a the show, he said someone threw batteries at me. I got hit with a battery. That's a scary fucking place.

I mean, you know, no bullshit. They always put, you know, Santa Claus getting hit with batteries. That's a bad fucking place. I think you need to just refer to Jalen Hurts on the Super Bowl, and then they'll all go away. It's throwing things at people. And Jalen Hurts. Yeah.

That's all they got. Yeah. Shout out Philly. Shout out cheesesteak. Love fucking the cheesesteak there. He's got a long, hectic career. He's an exciting player to watch. I do not like that player. We'll Yeah. Shout out Philly. Shout out cheesesteak. Love fucking the cheesesteak there. He's a long, happy career. He's an exciting player to watch. I do not like that part.

We'll figure our way out of it. Stop saying that part. Yeah, just leave it. Can I say something about Philadelphia? Stop saying it. It's not about Jalen Hurts. They're well within the rights of our nation. It's within the rules.

They're doing what they should be doing. I hate this rule. Can I say Philadelphia, and I don't know which first hand, has the greatest massage Paul has ever? Oh. I just want to say that. You don't know it first hand? I do not know it first hand.

I do not know it first hand. Word of mouth. What I'm saying is ass eating, ass fucking, sucking cock is a normal occurrence there. You could get a massage and your ass fucked. It says massage, but the first thing they do is finger fuck your ass,

lick your ass, and blow you. That's the first thing. Not first hand. I have no first hand experience, but it's a fucking fact on my kid's eyes. Where's Sandy sitting today?

Is she in the office? Sandy's right here. Shout out Sandy, as always. She said she was going to hide way in the back, because I said I'm juiced to go on the action. Oh, my God, I got to hide. All right, well, we should probably head over to the advisor.

Should we spin the wheel? This is crazy that Dame's on the box. Yeah. They gave up Drew Holliday, too. It's a play to save Giannis. Well, I mean, it's been a year in the making. Wait, where did DeAndre Ayton go? I think he went to the Sun. DeAndre Ayton go? I think he went to...

DeAndre Ayton's on Milwaukee, too? No. No. No. He went to Portland, I think. Okay. No? No, not Portland.

There's a three-team trade. Yeah, pull up the details again. He might have gotten something. Oh, yeah. Portland gets Drew Holiday, DeAndre Ayton. Oh. Oh. Sons get who?

Sons needed to get rid of Eaton. They were trying to. That's huge. Listen, to be honest with you, I think Portland did very well. Yeah, I'm happy he didn't go to the Heat, too. Where, you know, what are you going to play with? I'd say they did well. Yeah, the Heat was the one that I wasn't, because everyone was like, oh, he's going to the Heat so that was a as the timeline nikki smoke screaming fuck that had

to oh i thought it was like really exciting game because everyone was like screwing fuck too yeah because you thought miami was going to get him and and now it's another but it's yeah they win championship and even worse he didn't stay out west you got a battle with him in the playoffs now so i got him in my hometown. He's against you now. So will the Bucs be a top contender now? Oh, they already were. Yeah, they were the one seed last year.

And then Giannis, I mean, I think in reality, I'm going to put it right down on the paper, he will be playing for the New York Dix a year from now. Oh. Giannis will be playing for the New York Dix a year from now. Put it in the paper. Giannis. You guys can keep yakking

me, Stu, and Tommy have to go I know the Ryder Cup is live right now love everyone in Sonata, love you yak audience so yeah, everyone go watch the Ryder Cup Son of the Boy Dad live at 3 and then we have Ryder Cup finale next tomorrow 2 o'clock again

is that approved? Ryder Cup finale next tomorrow. Is it 2 o'clock again? Is that approved? Ryder Cup finale? That was approved by the big guy. Thank you, Stu. Healthy debate later today, right? 4 o'clock. Healthy debate at 4. Anything else tomorrow?

Anything to show us tomorrow? The Yak will be back. The Yak will be back. Healthy debate. Watch it every day. If you're in Chicago, come out to the show. Do you? What did I talk about yesterday?

You talked to Kelly Keys yesterday. No, that was incorrect. Oh, that was Monday. Close. All business, Pete. So I'm telling everybody to watch Healthy Debate.

Do you want to say anything? The Yak. Yeah, the Yak. I think Titus is doing a great job on Mostly Sports. You see my

episode, Rico? I did see that that was the highest viewed. Oh, Jesus. Highest viewed so far. Yeah.

Nikki Clicky. That was the head. It's also not the highest viewed. Oh, yeah. Highest feud so far. Yeah. Nikki Clicky. That was the head. It's also not the highest feud. Oh, yeah, it is. No, the first episode. No, it's not. Why did you look so hard? I get reports.

I get reports. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. It's the act Yeah it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankee Swap It's the act It's the act See you tomorrow. Bye.