The Yak - Taking a Stroll Down the Yellow Brick Road | The Yak 11-16-22

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. If you guys had Hatless Nick on your bingo card today, guess what? What the fuck? Oh, yeah, come in. We're in the middle of a... It's a Jeff kind of day, baby. Jeff check. Welcome to the Yak.

For all your hosts. Today, we are live on TikTok as well with a rare alternate angle of the yak. There we are. Is this just the show being broadcast on TikTok live? Basically we got unbanned from TikTok after like two months and they were like go live on TikTok

twice this week or else you can't go live anymore. What did we get banned for? There's a lot of stuff we got banned for? Wait a minute. Wait, come sit down. First of all, have people ever heard your voice before? On the Scorpion intro? On the Scorpion intro? Come here.

Absolute delight of a guy. We got some smooth-ass pipes coming up. Testing, testing. Oh! But yeah, Yak TikTok just got back up. go follow it at barstool yak uh we got banned about two months ago for multiple things yeah there were multiple videos that got struck down like what the rape sitting down thing no okay uh no that was fine i was kosher there was uh there was one where uh it was like like Glennie got denied.

He went in for like a fist pound from an OnlyFans model, and you guys were like making fun of him, and they said it was abusive behavior. Yeah, it was. We were very mean about it. She didn't want to touch him. Once you get one, it just starts piling up and up, and then eventually they just banned us outright.

So how long do you think we'll last this time? I'm going to be bleeping everything, which is going to be... Live? No, no, no, no, no. The live will be fine. But when we post clips, I'll be bleeping all the curse words, which will hopefully keep us from getting banned. And I'll avoid...

They also got us one of the slap videos they struck down. Oh, yeah. That should have been. That was bullying. That was bullying, yeah. That should have us one of the slap videos they struck down. Oh, yeah. That should have been. That was bullying. That was bullying, yeah. That should have been struck down. So that got struck down. We'll avoid all that stuff.

But then, yeah, I'm going to have to just bleep everything. And hopefully we stick around. We have a lot of likes. That's pretty good. Over a million likes? Yeah, we just got it back. Hell, yeah. What's the most popular act video on there?

Is it a Breonna Chicken Fry video? That's one Breonna Chicken Fry video. The most popular one was Nick the Bill Nye drinking song. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was Bill Nye the Science Guy. Nice. Cool. So go follow it.

Go follow the TikTok. Also, Instagram is close to 50K followers too. How are you better at speaking than all of us? I don't know. I did radio in college and now I'm here, I guess. I don't know. Do you do broadcaster impressions? Is that a rumor I heard?

No. I mean, Brandon wanted me to do the Tom Brenneman, what was it, the Nick Cassianos he wanted to do, deep drive to left field. But no, I don't do any impressions or anything like that.

But I love broadcasting, so. There we go. He does know how to name every game of thrones episode in order which is yeah yeah i saw a video of you naming every game of thrones episode yeah uh so could i just say a number you say episode one episode two or do you say the title season there were eight seasons so give me season one through eight a season four episode eight that was mountain the Viper. Mountain and the Viper. Oh my god. Sad episode.

Yeah. Rocked me to my core. Yeah. 3-9. Reigns of Castamere. That was quick. Classic. That was the Red Wedding. That's crazy. 2-4. 2-4. That would be Garden of Bones. So did this just happen as you were

watching or did you study? No, I had a really boring internship my freshman year, and they didn't give me anything to do, and I finished all the work that I had to do. So they just let me sit there, and I was like, all right, I guess I'll – do you know Sporkle? Yeah. My last job, that's all I played.

I just played it all the time, and it was right when – Last job? Yeah. Right now. Yeah. Right now. No, this job I don't even have. I'm saying it Right now. No, this job I don't even have. I'm saying for myself.

Oh, yeah. I don't even have a computer now. Yeah, Sporkle's great. Yeah, no. That was all I did. And it was right when Game of Thrones was massive. So I just went on and wanted to learn all the episode titles, and then I didn't until I could remember.

Now it's etched in my brain. Are your memorization skills top notch? For weird stuff, but yeah, I wouldn't say for everything. You think you could memorize the national anthem of Uruguay by Friday? Yeah. Yes? I say that not knowing how long it is. It's the longest of all time.

And I'd love to hear that coming from your mouth. Like just reciting it or singing it? I don't think you can recite an anthem. You have to sing it. Okay, I'll sing it. English or Spanish? I wouldn't know. Like just reciting it or singing it? I don't think you can recite an anthem. You have to sing it. Okay, I'll sing it. English or Spanish? I wouldn't know. I've never heard it.

Can we pull it up? If you want to grab the headphones, a little tea, and that's what we'll look forward to Friday. Okay. We got a lot planned for Friday. It's a World Cup day, so I figured.

Yeah, yeah. I got my jersey customized yesterday. What's your jersey say? Go somewhere, DJ? No spoilers? Yeah, the Pele soccer store in Times Square has every, well, most of the major countries. Shit, I probably spent way too much on the Adidas store. And I didn't even get it customized.

I did too. People are clowning me for not getting a messy jersey. Don't you know I'm different? Got a DeMaria. There you go you know i think it was today on this date some years ago lionel messi as a 16 year old subbed into his first game for fc against barcelona against um arsenal um not against no barcel Barcelona would be. Porto. I don't know. Am I right?

Yep. You saw the tweet. Oh. You saw the same tweet I saw. You let me just act like I knew that. This looks like Spanish. Orientales la patria o la tumba. So far, it's not going to be too tough.

I don't think the words are on it. I think he chose the karaoke version. Oh, the English lyrics. No, no, no. I want a sultry Spanish voice. Alright, yeah. How many viewers do we have on TikTok Live now? I never got it squared away.

We're going to get you in trouble. Well, we only have to be on for 30 minutes today. Okay. It could be whatever part of the show. I'll go get that set up. We've got Tommy and Smitty in studio, two of my favorite guys that I work with. Bring me a lot of laughs on and off camera. Sorry, guys.

Did you get hit by that thing? Did you get hit by it? Oh, no. Oh, no. Hazard. That's pretty cool. It's so long. Can we get that on camera? I hope so.

You don't like that spot, Kyle? Oh, you're moving back over here. Kyle, I want this to be a special day for you. Oh, I missed it. Special day for me? Let's see what happened here. It's already ruined.

Oh! Right in the cheek. Right in the cheek. Do you want to play Kitten Cannon today? Kitten Cannon? Was that your favorite video game? No, I didn't really like it. Okay.

I preferred the 3D curveball baseball game. I don't remember that one. It was black and neon green on Addicting Games. Is Addicting Games still running? I liked Paintball, the paintball one, where you had to draw the white lines of how the red ball could fall into the target. Oh, I don't remember that one. What was truly an Addicting Game was, do you guys ever play Bloons?

Oh, Bloons Tower Defense? Yeah, pretty recent. Oh, yeah. What about Snood? I was hours of that game. I didn't play Snood as much as I played Jez Ball. Oh, I remember Jez Ball. You dorks remember Jez Ball?

Yeah, big time. Oh, Jez Ball was a classic. Jez Ball and Snood were two of my top. I was a Line Rider guy through and through, though. Never played it. Line Rider?

Never even heard of it. Hitman? You guys ever play Hitman? Never played Hitman. Oh, I played a lot of that. Smitty, what was your favorite Flash game? Sneaky, one of the best mini-g ever made what just miniature golf it was just called miniature

golf i bring this oh yeah that was good what was the game the the one where it was i think it was on math games.com math games well math games.com where it was like you you just had like a thing and like a it was like a cube or something and you just had to like flip it into it so it went into this circle i had really bad description there but i remember that i forget what it was called but i played it all the time i think i liked games that weren't really games i liked like the virtual buddy is that what it was virtual buddy yeah virtual buddy you just got to beat the shit out of you. Oh, yeah. Then the girl that fell down and hit balls.

She was a boneless girl. Remember that one? I played that for hours and hours. I wrote a synopsis of Cadet Kelly along with a letter to Hilary Duff. My sister and her friends told me, like, we're going to email it to her. And then they forged a reply email. So for a few years, I thought Hilary Duff replied to my...

So you were like Schmidt getting letters from Michael Keaton, the new girl. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but... Why would you send her the synopsis? She was in the movie. Well, I wrote the synopsis first because that was just my hobby. And then I wanted her to see it or something.

I forget. I thought she replied. But the reply wasn't even an email. It was just like a Microsoft Word document. And I thought that was, yeah. Did you like the movie? I don't know. I didn't watch

like cinema for pleasure. I just wanted to to dissect it and write about it. I found there's a lot of good there's a lot of good games

out there. Blocks or Blocks or I don't remember that. That game was fucking fun. You want to see some really sad shit?

MiniClip.com Two games left. What do they have? 8-Ball Pool. And Mini Football. And Aguario. Oh, yeah. My favorite game website was TBS.com, the TV channel.

And they had the best games. Trolley Candy, their main website when I was a kid, had a great... They had mini golf that was so good. How many websites do you think you go to now three two three probably that sucks i know more than that the internet's regressed are we counting like apps as websites now yeah why would i be doing that why would i be doing a different thing twitter.com is technically a website oh i was thinking i use Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, and a streaming platform usually. Like Twitch?

No, like Netflix or Hulu or something. Oh, okay. Oh, I don't use... I wouldn't consider it a website necessarily. I would, but I wouldn't consider it a website if I'm using it on my TV. Right. So we're talking on laptop. On laptop, yeah.

Oh, very few. That sucks. Because in college, freshman year of college, stumble upon was my favorite thing in the world. Did you guys stumble upon? Yep. You guys, you just don't go down the Google rabbit hole? Never.

Remember the funny old ones? I'm a curious boy. Jeff Goldblum watches you pee.com and all those. You don't remember that? No. Can you see if it's like Jeff Goldblum watches you poop.com or something like that if you Google it? There's like all these random websites from back in theoop.com or something like that, if you Google it?

There's like all these random websites from back in the day from like old school internet jokes that you would go to. Oh, yeah, Cornhub. Yeah, there was just like funny, dumb. You guys ever go on Cornhub? I never went on Cornhub. Oh. Oh. Sounds like a Trent deal. Yeah, that does.

He probably beats off to that. I guess that's an old... Jay, pull up Cornhub when you get a chance. Wait, that was the entire website? That was the whole website. And then people would print it out. I remember when I was in college, it would be like in bathroom stalls.

It would be that photo of Jeff Goldblum watching you poop because of the website. And somebody's still paying for this domain. Yeah, yeah. It's still there. Jeff Goldblum. Not only Jeff Goldblum, but Jeff Goldblum from the fly.

Yeah. This URL is actually ChristopherWalkinIsWatchingYouPee.com. Oh, so they rebranded. There's layers to it. I think Cornhub is what Pornhub did on April Fool's two years ago. They made it corn themed. Now, Cornhub is a real website.

I was on that when I was in middle school. What was it? It's just like Pornhub, but corn. But that doesn't make sense to me. No. No, it's still there. It shouldn't make sense. Oh, it's's still there it didn't make sense but it oh it's okay it used to be like how we'll share funny youtube videos it used to be like you would

share funny websites you knew with your friends like that no yeah that's all tucker max yeah tucker max they all blew up that way just from the word of is there a tom scabelli is there a tom scabelli.com if not that that's available, somebody buy that and make it something fucked up. Oh, come on. My baby dad buys domain names all the time. Oh, he's a poacher? He's a huge domain name guy. He owns Barstool.com, right?

Probably, yeah, that's him. Right, so there's no TomSkabeli.com. Somebody buy that and make it into something fucked up. Yeah. Make it into something very political, probably on the wrong side of history. Yeah. There is a... Go to kylebauer.com.

Look at this dude. Yeah, let's look up everybody's.com that we work with. This is how I saw porn for the first time. I own nickterrani.com and that's where

my resume was. That's how I put my graphic design portfolio up. Oh, this dude. Whoa. Oh, hell yeah. He knows Java, GitHub. This guy's got the works.

Oh, very cool. That's just a full beard in the southern hemisphere of his head. I mean, what alley is he doing this headshot in? Yeah, that looks like an Eastern European block. Does it not? I have been asked if I'm Serbian twice, which is crazy that it's more than once. You're like a darker, you have olive-ish skin. Oh, my God, he's cool. Whoa.

Big mural guy. That's not Doc's. The Quizzard of Oz. Wait, what? What's the Quizzard of Oz? Well, I'm the Wizard of Oz. Yeah, but he's the Quizzard of Oz. Are these things he's created? Is's the quizzer? Well, I'm the Wizard of Oz. Yeah, but he's the quizzer of Oz. Are these things he's created?

Is he a quiz guy? I'm a quiz guy as well. I'll challenge him for that title. When's the last time you think he was on this site and updated it? Probably been a while. I don't know. Decent looking site. Is it a responsive website, TJ?

Can you pull the corner of it so it changes shape and size? No, left to right. Left to right. Yeah, it is. It grows and shrinks. Guide designs mobile first. Oh, look at this cartoon in the top right. The good man. Of himself.

That's very neat. I couldn't tell what that was at first. It's a little side profile. It's almost like that old witch and young woman optical neat. I couldn't tell what that was at first. It's a little side profile. It's almost like that old witch and young woman optical illusion. Yeah, it is. Whoa. I did not know what that was at first. That's cool. That is cool.

Good for him. I like him. Yeah, I like that guy. AdamSmith.com has to be something. I don't think it is. It's gotta be. It's the wealth of nations. Adam Smith?

Do you know, growing up in academia through college, just how many professors just thought it was hilarious? Your name was Adam Smith? I mean, you probably have the first name and the first last name. Is that somebody else? Sure, Kyle. Yeah. Sure.

What's the Smith family? It's the most famous economist. A gray square? Economist? Okay. Economist. Economist. The wealth of nations. Answer on Jeopardy last night. I missed economist. Gray square. Economist? Economist. Economist. The wealth of nations.

Answer on Jeopardy last night. I missed it. Damn it. Okay. Let's play some trivia. I would. Sporkle. Who's hosting Jeopardy?

Or who's hosting Jeopardy right now? Ken Jennings is doing regular Jeopardy and what's her name? I am Biala. Ken Jennings is doing celebrity Jeopardy and basically throwing murder questions out there. Yeah, I saw that. Was that real or was that Photoshop? That was real.

Okay. Murder questions. They were like, Brian Landry was found in this swamp. What were the reptiles with long teeth that were also in that swamp?

I was like, yeah. Yeah, it was crazy. It was a roundabout way of getting an alligator. What was the end? It was like, it's completely unnecessary. Brian Landry was found in this town in Florida, famous for what?

And it's rivers. I was on Amazon Prime the other day looking for a movie to watch, and there's a Gabby Petito movie. That's super low budget, and it has one star. I feel like the Nick Cage 9-11 movie came out pretty soon after yeah the oliver story i was too soon very soon it's very too gabby very too it's still i think for a movie yeah um gabby petito like they're the subreddit is still active and there's people like can you guys recommend any similar cases to gabby petito that i can like research

they're rooting they're rooting for another one. They want more of that. So strange. Okay, 2005. I thought it was like two years afterwards. That's still pretty soon. Oh, no. It's still definitely two sixes.

Because you know they started that very soon after. When they tried to make, what was it, like COVID-20? Yeah. A trailer that they put out, and it was like a week after COVID started. Oh, yeah. I went to the Yaks subreddit earlier this week. It's the Yak.

Oh, I didn't know that. And there is one. Go to it probably 40 times a day. Good guys on there. But I went to the related subreddit. Guess what the number one related subreddit is. You'd think like Barstool. Can you give a clue?

Happy Embarrassed Girls. Not quite. it is you'd think like barstool you give a clue uh happy embarrassed girls not quite it's the nissan it's the nissan xterra subreddit so that is our closest overlap what are they talking about in there i don't know can we visit xterra let's do a raid of the xterra i don't know why um we can also check out happy embarrassed girls that's that like their shirt rips, but they're like kind of shut. The premise, what it was originally created to do is to showcase girls caught in the nude, smiling but still embarrassed.

And it's been completely overtaken by these sex workers who aren't embarrassed in the slightest, hosting themselves. Sounds like we probably won't be ruined. Check it out. There was a screenshot of a DM an anus listener had with you, and all they DM'd you was, hey, Busty Thix is live again on Reddit,

and you said, oh, hell yeah. Yeah, I did. I did. And it's a good website if you if you uh avoid shit that's toxic yeah if you go if you follow the right subreddits it's great oh yeah these are yak guys okay exterra is a good car sneaky expensive it's a popular car too all of like the relationship woe stories like like the ones on like get off my chest or the they're clearly like fake and they're fetishists who like want people to believe that they're in this big predicament with their fake partner do you ever see the potato story on reddit i think

it's my favorite reddit post of all time it's about a guy who uh he was at his his girlfriend's parents house for the first time and i forget the exact story but he pretended to not know what a potato is for some reason like as a joke and then the guy like the dad was getting mad at him or something and he just he fell deep into the rabbit hole of genuinely having to pretend like he didn't know what a potato is for the entire that. That is fucking hilarious. And I think it was their relationship. Yeah, this is it. It's a bit of a long story, but worth the read. Exactly something where I expect Tommy Smokeswood's fucking ring up.

I could see you getting into that situation, Tommy. Yeah, I could imagine that. Now you've just got to swear for the rest of your life. It's just like a stanza proposition. It's like, you're caught in a lie. You go into it. All of a sudden you're out of the Hamptons. Do you think there's a photo of you eating a potato anywhere?

No, I'm very careful about making sure that never hits the internet. I bet you've been eating french fries in the background of something. No, seriously, no. Very cautious about that. I cannot have anyone seeing me eat a potato. Let's solve a tip of my tongue subreddit. Let's help

somebody today. What is that? You've never heard of tip of my tongue? It's like somebody who describes penis. I hate resorting back to this. Tip of my penis is when you're thinking of a porn, right? Tip of my tongue is for anything else. Like, oh, I remember this movie. I actually used it once. I was trying to find a childhood movie I really liked.

And it was Scamper the Penguin. And I watched it. It didn't hold up. A lot of people thought it was The Penguin and the Pebble, didn't hold up didn't hold up a lot of people thought it was the penguin in the pebble but it wasn't because I remember the penguin was blue, that's all I gave them blue penguin, chased by a whale I like the idea of that

that's a great subreddit that is really good I might actually use it today because there's a kids book I remember it was a boy going to his grandpa's who was an inventor. He found a rubber piece on the ground and he brought it to his grandpa and it's exactly what he needed to finish his submarine.

I'd love to reread that book, but I can't find it anywhere. I don't remember the name. Has the yak delved into Roast Me? Subreddit? Oh, no. I don't have the thick enough skin. We should put somebody who's not in the room on there. Yeah, we should.

See what people say. Who could we pick? Go back to it. We could put Che up there. Okay, who's the most perfect person at bar school? Outside of Dave, of course. What do you mean perfect? Like looking?

Yeah, like the most perfect person that no matter what they say, A, isn't going to get their feelings hurt, and B, it's just like unrealistic. I think Che would be hard to roast based on one picture. Che's a good looking guy. Yeah, I wouldn't get offended by it. What could they possibly say? Can we add you? You got to be holding a paper that says roast me.

Yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah, so they know you're not bullying. Oh, yeah, sure. Is it just like a printer paper? You can write it with a marker. You could write it even on your palm.

Someone's going to find Steven's deepest, darkest secret. And then post it right there. Encourage the roast by being a little bit mean about it. I want technology to progress enough to where there's a website. I want it to scan all the photos on the internet and see ones I'm in the background in. That would be great. I'd love that a lot.

Do you think that's a possibility ever? No. No. Because I just don't think... All the pictures would have to be uploaded online, too. I was looking for a picture of just like a crowded sports bar on Google, and I found one, and they had like a sweatshirt hanging up in the picture, and I accidentally clicked the sweatshirt area of the photo, and then it pulled me up to shopping to get that sweatshirt.

It was awesome. I didn't know you could do that. Logan had a really good idea like five years ago, and that's to take stock photos of Barstool employees and just put them in the database so that like five years from now, you're just like looking at some company

synopsis of something and see like KB. Yeah, that would be fucking amazing. When I'm looking at company synopsises, which I do often, any website, that would be fucking amazing. I loved it when I'm looking at company synopsis which I do often. Any website. That was a loser's punishment for early years of my fantasy. Some HR sexual harassment guideline and all of a sudden you see KB

there smiling. An AIDS medication. Exactly. Do you think any two people at Barstool like you two wouldn't count because you knew each other previously that didn't already know each other or ever in in the same place at the same time without knowing it? That's another interesting one. I'm sure.

There's that picture of a husband and wife, right? And they were a married couple. And then he went to the wife's house and she had a picture of her at Disneyland. He was walking across in the background. I mean, that's fait accompli. Yes. I have something like that. What? Three or four years ago at barstool so there was this justin havens was a producer here for starting nine before he moved on and when he got hired uh found out that we knew

each other in the past in middle school and he actually dated my middle my high school sweetheart before i did before he moved away and i could never like live up to the expectation that justin havens gave and then all of a sudden he's working for barstool oh my god yeah he's best friends at kfc oh wow so wait wait you're this you couldn't live up to well it's just like school boy yeah so like So, I wasn't as nice. I wasn't from New York and you're from Jersey? He went to my middle school outside of Philly for a hot minute. Gotcha. And then moved to New York.

And moved to New York and met KFC and then he was here. And we had a good. Good your life. Good chuckle and a couple beers. Yeah, that's nice. I like that. I'm jealous. I want that.

I've got to be in the background of a photo somewhere. I have a tip of my tongue. I've been thinking about this for a while. It was a movie after I got my hernia operation in second grade. I got a rental VHS. And all I remember from the movie was a kid with AIDS. And I think someone's name was Angel in the movie. Okay, let's look that up.

Oh, it's a kid. I don't remember. Wait, you're Angel in the movie. Okay, let's look that up. Oh, it's a kid. I don't remember. Wait, are you talking about the movie Kids? No, it was a kid with AIDS, and the trajectory of the movie was that he was going to be okay, but then I think it had a very sad ending. Oh, yeah, AIDS. Yeah, I didn't know at the time that there was no cure.

What the fuck? Does anyone remember a kid's book about a wolf named Max, perhaps? It was my favorite book, Steven. Let's tip of my tongue this today. Where the Wild Things Are was about Max was the boy. It's like the name is Max. It's like Max and his mom or some shit. It's like a children's book. Not where the wild things are. It's like Max and his mom or some shit. It's like a children.

Not where the wild things are. It's like Max ate a plate or some shit. A children's book. Not like where the wild things are, though. I would love to. Yeah, no. No, is it the spaghetti book? Does Grandpa talk about eating spaghetti with a spoon and fork? That was easy.

Spinning it? Is this it? Oh, Max. Yeah, yeah. Max the Stubborn Little Wolf. Fuck. Yeah, I love that book. My mom read that to my kindergarten class.

I just typed in kid with AIDS movie and it came. It was the first result. It's called The Cure. Okay. You watched that in second grade? Yeah. It's also a movie about kids with AIDS called Kids. Yeah.

I'd love to try to explain what ToeJam & Earl is without knowing. I remember that. What is that? It's a great video game. Yeah. Uh-oh. ToeJam & Earl 2 without knowing. I remember that. What is that? It's a great video game. Yeah. Uh-oh. ToeJam & Earl 2. No, wait.

What does it say? 36 male roast. Say like roast me, puss virgin. No, this is fine. This is fine. All right. All right, guys. Oh, Steve.

Do your worst. What do they say? I mean, that's a very gummy photo. That's a good one. It looks like you're at like a kid's party. TJ, so we can get an example of some of the roasts. Can we go to the top all-time of Roast Me? I know what it was.

It was that model-esque girl that just got completely eviscerated in the top comment. What the hell is that? Why did that guy pick that picture? Go up. I would say to all the Yak listeners, go upvote that to get in the algorithm, but don't start commenting. I like the idea that it's for random people who have no idea what's going on. So upvote that. Upvote, but don't comment yet.

We want some just natural Redditors to stumble across Steven's face. So how does this work? I mean, is this going to be all just like... How does it work? You might be on suicide watch in 24 hours. It's probably all going to be racist. That's just because there's nothing else to make fun of you for. It's true.

You'll be surprised. You should take the racism as a compliment. That's a good perspective. They don't know how much you like to eat, Fox. No. Is that frowned upon? No. Is it roast me?

Yeah. You're not on there when I'm looking. Sort by new. I did. I think they have to accept it. It might be under review. Fuck. It's above board.

What does that mean? It's under. Someone is. Search TJ's handle. 12 upvotes. Oh, I'm just not seeing it. We're cooking it we're cooking oh god

it's pretty exciting there's 2.7 million subscribers to roast me I'm not seeing you either bro I don't see it did you see the man in the underwear no I just see the girl says 19F do do your worst.

Her top one is masturbates to Tim Burton movies. Flamed. Flamed. What are some other good subreddits? Massive tits and ass. That's the one somebody DM'd you because it was shut down for a little bit, wasn't it?

Yeah, it needs revived. I just got a text. About what? They said we need to revive massive tits and ass. Why did they stop? I don't think I should be in charge of that. Why? You should be the head mod of Massive Tits and At.

I would love to be. There's six guys, and it's really hard to get a position. Six guys. All six are Glennyballs. Yeah. Whoops. What else? I'm trying to think of other...

Should we solve a tip of the tongue? Let's solve... Yeah, let's make somebody's day. Yeah. Detective. A little detective work. Before we do that... That this solved for me was there was a Nickelodeon short cartoon in, like, the early 2000s about,

like, two hands, and they were, like, running around doing, like, hand activities, like, walking around in an egg carton and drawing with pencils and shit. I think I remember that. I remember that, too. It was called Ambien Dexter. Oh, that's a really good name. Ambidexterous. What am I thinking of?

I think it was Cartoon Network, maybe like an adult swim thing with a lot of claymation characters. You're going to need to give us more. The show with the action figures? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kablam? What? Kablam? That was Nickelodeon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

Blam? That was Nickelodeon. Yeah, it was Kablam. I think there was a specific name for that. Short. Action League Now. Yes. Yeah, that might be what I'm thinking of.

Do you remember it was the summertime, TBS or something like that, their cartoon during the day, and they had one summer, it was like a presidential campaign for a goat, and the song was like, go, go for a presidentee, go, go. Does anyone else remember this?

I don't remember that at all. Through this day, it pops in my head randomly like several times a year, and I can still remember the goat and the car, but I don't remember the network. I don't remember what year it was or why, but it was like a commercial so repetitive

on some kid's TV channel. I don't know if I'm crazy or if that's, but go, go for Presidente was a, I'm going to kid's TV channel. I don't know if I'm crazy or if that's, but go, go for Presidente was a, I'm going to Google that right now. It is kablam. I just looked it up. All right.

This is, this is helpful. I like this. I know this is overplayed like the Mandela effect, but the one that I can't get over is the fruit of the loom logo, not having a cornucopia of fruit. It doesn't. No. You would ask me to draw that right now. not having a cornucopia of fruit? It doesn't? No.

If you would ask me to draw that right now, I'd draw a cornucopia. That's more like grapes, something. Is it just a pile of fruit? There is no fruit, I don't think. It's Fruit of the Loom. And that and Fruit Loops. What about Loops is spelled with a F-R-O-O-T? No, is it?

It's whatever's opposite. Yes, the cornucopia. Yeah, there's no cornucopia. So this is what you think it is. Yeah. I thought for, yeah. Oh, okay. Huh.

What has a cornucopia then? Why does everybody think? Something does. Something does. Also, Tom Cruise not having shades when he's doing the Risky Business Dance, that doesn't make any sense. But everybody that recreates it has shades. Exactly. And Tom Cruise's middle tooth. You'll never be able to look at him the same. Oh yeah, that messed me up. He has

three front teeth. That messed me up bad. Or one. Or just one. Depending on your perspective. I'm trying to be optimistic. More teeth. More glass half empty guy. Yeah, he's got a middle tooth. Right in the middle. Split his face.

Boom. Right under his nose. Yeah. I know. I don't know why he had to do that. Sorry, man. It's really weird. It's direct center.

Huh. Is it always like that i think i guess so it's like get up tom cruise and taps and darth vader doesn't say luke i am your father he says i am your father you weren't fooled by that one no okay are you looking up uh are you on buzzfeed no one thought Jif was Jiffy. No, Jiffy is a popcorn. Remember the big thing, too, is finding Easter eggs in Disney movies. The priest in Little Mermaid had a boner. Oh, yeah, his heart is a rock. His heart is a rock and the boner goes up and down

during the wedding ceremony. The star is saying sex. The star is saying sex in Lion King. And then in Aladdin, all teenagers take off your clothes or something like that was another one. What's that during one of the segments when he like comes up to her patio on the carpet and you don't see him for a second you just hear this like i'll take it just take off your clothes something that's shocking i watched it can i watch that i need to see the yeah that one sounds crazy

the aladdin one yeah i don't know if that was just like people made themselves hear it, but that was the thing. But. I used to love looking up like creepy hidden shit in like songs and movies. Oh, Beyonce's Satan Worship, if you play it backwards. Oh, remember Wizard of Oz? Wizard of Oz.

You guys remember the Rollercoaster of Love one? It was the girl on the cover of, I forget what band sang Rollercoaster of Love. Chili Peppers, right? No, I don't think so. But she was pouring... They did the remake. She was pouring honey on herself and the urban legend was

that the honey had a reaction to whatever she was laying on in the studio and it like ripped her skin off. So you can hear her bursting into the studio during that song and the person working the booth in the studio killed her and you can hear her screaming. And I scared the fuck out of me as a kid killed her and you can hear her screaming. What? And it scared the fuck out of me as a kid.

It scared the fuck out of me. It's such a... Add in a person hanging themselves in the back of Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz, yeah. Munchkin had enough. Yeah. They claim it.

They say it's fake, but apparently a bunch of really bad shit happened. Judy Garland was the worst treated person in the world. She was basically... Zombie. Groomeded by the witch. The snow. They made her smoke cigarettes and take amphetamines. How old was she in that?

She was like 15. Do you think that's the most watched movie currently of all people living? Yes. Probably one of them. I mean Titanic is seen by everybody. I'm going to go Wizard of Oz. I would say Wizard of Oz is bigger than Titanic.

I don't know if there's any modern movies that are like, I wouldn't be surprised if Avengers or something like that. You've got to think old people. My grandmother's seen Avengers. Your grandmother's seen Avengers? I haven't. This was a poll I tweeted out a couple years ago.

Yeah, it draws a memory. How many people currently living in the United States right now do you think have seen The Wizard of Oz? Oh, I had a Tommy thought and it stuck in my head. Well, what's a movie that every kid had to see as a kid? Wizard of Oz. Yeah, Wizard of Oz. How many people in the U.S. have seen The Wizard of Oz? I would say a majority of

currently living. Three and under have not, which is a lot. I think worldwide more people have seen Titanic than Wizard of Oz. I don't like that movie at all. Titanic? No, Wizard of Oz. I've seen Wizard of Oz. I've never liked Titanic.

The snow in The Wizard of Oz was asbestos really and got lead poisoning from the pain oh I didn't know that yeah messed up that's like when I found out

remember Milo and Otis yeah what about Milo and Otis they went through like 15 kittens on that they just it was a foreign film company that every time

they're like put the kitten in the box in the stream and then be like alright there it goes get the next kitten for like it was I watched the hell out of my top yeah it was like the most fucked up movie it was like that movie i think brought on like all sorts of animal um like laws after that for filming because it was like so fucked up apparently it's terrible but

that that i wish i didn't know that i'm sorry i know i wish i didn't know that. I'm sorry. I know. I wish I didn't know that, too. It's real bad. All the STEM. Old internet was awesome. Just seeing stuff like that. And there was no way to fact check. You just believed everything. I could be wrong, but it was old internet that taught me that.

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Oh hell yeah. Definitely waves goodbye with both hands. Yeah, we fucked. This is going to be a bunch of yak fans. First one's pretty good. Yeah, Treadwater, Bucks. No inside jokes or references. Hmm. Can't read these. I don't know who gets anything to NFL.

All asleep after getting haircut. Guys, we asked for no inside jokes. Well, we got to keep... The first one gives a lot of people. Actually, I think we have to keep commenting and upvoting to get it as exposed as possible. I wanted this to go mainstream. Some of these are mean.

Oh. I like, hmm. You just made him think. Abstract art. That's the meanest thing you can say to someone. Yeah, that is a fucking road. You look at somebody and you're like, hmm. You've perplexed me.

Looks like your dentures will fall out. He used to be more Asian. Oh, stinky cloud. You drew me and look like Steve. You're gonna want to see

that. I can't read any of these glasses cover more cheek than eyes. That one's pretty funny. This guy Johnny Rockefeller commented like ten times. Yeah.

That's fine. He's angry. Yeah. He just doesn't like you at all. Let's solve a... I really want to solve a tip of my tongue. Go to that. TJ, it's your account, so we'll let you be the hero.

Let's see what we got here. Let's help somebody. Maybe sort them by new. I didn't know about this. This is such a good one. It's a great... Please subscribe. 2.1 million.

I don't know a keychain series with 2D cartoon children. I'm out on this. Keychain series. Just see if we can... can think we can solve it. What is a key chain series? Exactly. Jesus, you're more lost than this guy. This dude didn't know what a key chain was.

Key chain sample. Maybe we could do a rap. Logical. Okay. A rap. Oh, the rap. The song ones are always funny because they put up voice recordings of them like humming. Uh-oh, breaking news?

No, I just smashed the keyboard by accident. Oh. What is that? I can't see. I can't either. Example of a rap song from Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, J. Cole, A$AP Rocky. The lyrics are,

What did I do? What can I do? Plus, falling in love with you. Sounds like soul music from the 70s or 80s. I think a male. I can figure that out real quick. Google it. Yeah, this is.

Google the song. This takes more internet know-how than Googling. That took so much more effort. Someone may have already solved it. Huh. Maybe not. I think it's a slower type beat song. Yeah, I wouldn't know.

I don't know any rap. Yeah, fuck this guy. Movie with awkward boob grab that um super bad above the bra uh

two characters are about to get hot and heavy but he's inexperienced he just sort of thrusts his hand out there to grab her breast that does sound

sounds like a I thought it was super bad do they get it punches her in the American Pie Forrest Gump. Okay, somebody said super bad. I know Dude, Where's My Car?

They grab Christy Boner's hoo-hoos. Oh, what's the one where they end up in Amish country and Seth Green is the... Sex Drive? Sex Drive. That sounds like it could be a movie like that. I don't know. 2000s movies are the best.

I'm going home tonight to watch Grind. I've never seen it. It's a skateboarding one. Specifically going home to watch Grind. Yeah. I'm going to do that. I'm really excited. I've got to record a fucking podcast, but after that, Nicky time.

Hell yeah. Watched The Good Nurse last night per Little Sass's recommendation. Yeah, good nurse? It was good. It was classic Chastain. It was classic Chastain. It was classic Chastain. A new Chastain and Timothy, what's his name?

I don't know. He played Stephen Hawking in Timothy Romaine or something. What? That played Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he won an Oscar for Theory of Everything. Oh, that's... Eddie Romaine. Eddie Redmayne.

Yeah. Not Timothy Rahman. Close. What is it called when you have an injury and feel fine, but drop dead the next day from said injury? Eternal bleeding. There's a medical term for it. I don't like the sound of that.

That's Google-able, and that's going to ruin Tommy's life. Yeah, I don't like that at all. Bob Saget? Wasn't there a theory he was murdered? Speaking of Reddit, Tommy, have you seen the what happens when you get rabies?

The worst way for a human being to die. And a lot of things have mouths so small you don't realize you were bit. You need to read this. That's why they say it's super serious. If you wake up and you find a bat in your room, that they say even if you don't know you've been bit, if you find a bat in your room in the morning,

you should go to the hospital and get checked because that's one of the number one ways people end up dying from rabies. I did in college. I don't want to talk about this. Try having a wife who's a veterinarian and a toddler who likes to go outside. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Well, that's good.

You got the vet. Oh, yeah, it's good, but, I mean. Is you having an adventurous tot? He's very rambunctious. He loves the outdoors. Mine chases squirrels, and when he starts to get too close, I pull him back. I'm like, not today. I don't want to find out.

I just picture a squirrel leaping off the tree. I don't think squirrels get rab he starts to get too close i like pull him back i'm like not today i don't want to find out if i just picture a squirrel leaping off the tree i don't think squirrels get rabies too often it's bats and rats i think and dogs and bats are the ones who worry about dogs people aren't afraid of bats like they should be i'm terrified yeah but i feel like i i pretty often i pretty easily avoid i think what avoid any animal that is, it's called the dormant phase of when they're rabid. If they look like they're dead but aren't, don't touch it. Yeah. Don't touch dead animals. I never touch any animals.

I used to as a kid all the time, like deer out in the backyard. That's the final phase. You would feed them apples. You would feed deer apples? Yeah, you would hold an apple out and they would come take the apple. What? Really? Yeah.

That sounds awesome. That sounds like the greatest childhood ever. It's like a Disney movie. No, no, that was awesome. It was like an enchanted. It was like a family of 12 deer. Yeah, no, I was going to say 12. There was 12 deer in my front yard at any given time.

Yeah. I thought that was normal. I had deer in my front yard, but if you went outside, they'd all run away. No, no, there would be like a baby deer that can't quite walk yet, and you would go pet it, and the mom would come and you'd give it an apple. I didn't even know you could get that close to a deer. There would be like a baby deer that can't quite walk yet and you would go pet it and the mom would come and you'd give it an apple. I didn't even know you could get that close

to a deer. I would leave corn out for deer. Remember that show when animals attack and a deer sometimes would go crazy and fuck people up. Yeah, there was a deer

petting zoo at our zoo in our town and it attacked a girl the same day I was there. No way. It would have been me. You guys have just given me an irrational fear of bats

when I don't think I've seen a bat maybe ever bats are fucking everywhere if you see a bird at night it's a bat if you go outside like when it's starting to get dark you'll see bats in New York City? I haven't seen a bat

if you were swimming in a pool at night there were bats over your head yes but he hasn't seen them either have I when you're dying isn't your brain melting swimming in a pool at night there were bats over your head yes but you he hasn't seen them no oh neither have i the thing is like also tommy's rabies when you're dying like isn't your brain like melting but like you you are in your brain you're in constant fear panic you don't know why yeah how many people do you think have seen wizard of oz let's go back to that topic i don't like i don't like where this conversation um 80 million way. Way over. I think way over.

Way over? When did the movie come out? You say way over? There's 8 billion people in the U.S. In the U.S. Okay. Living right now.

Living right now. Right now living. I think like 60. What's the U.S. population? 300. Wow, we actually changed the top. 8 billion.

We just hit 8 billion. In the U.S. What's the U.S. population? Oh, in the U.S. 350 million-ish. 350 mil. I billion. In the U.S. What's the U.S. Oh, in the U.S. 350 million-ish. I might go higher. I would say 2... I would say 1.10.

You're not showing kids The Wizard of Oz as much as you did when we were going. I watch it in school. Zah, have you seen it? I was going to chime in a little early. I'd never actually heard of it until I came here. Still haven't seen it. International-wise, Titanic you can't touch.

Lion King you cannot touch. I feel like a lot of people who came here from other countries have seen it a lot less than... I don't know if it's got to. Is it like witchcraft-y stuff? Because I literally had never heard it until I came. Literally. A very wicked one.

I can't believe I thought of that. Comes into play with stuff like that. So, okay, what percentage of the U.S. is over 25? I would say it's probably pretty close to that. Aren't we like boomer heavy right now?

Isn't it like mostly olds? Or no? I don't know. Maybe. Compared to other countries a lot older. I think 100 million is fair to say.

It's a lot of people. There's like seven or eight million Any kid that's not school age I would say the majority haven't. So like five and under.

Yeah. I wonder how many is that? Because it's scary too. Six of us. All six of us have seen it. Yes. Correct? Yeah. Yeah. I've seen I'm going to use that. Because it's scary, too. Six of us. All six of us have seen it. Yes. Correct?

Yeah. Yeah. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I watched that movie and Sound of Music in school, like a hundred times. I watched Sound of Music so much.

Yeah. West Side Story. So many. West Side Story. Oh, we got that wheeled out all the time. We didn't watch that that often, but Sound of Music is like a six-hour movie. Oh, yeah. It is so long.

We watched Oliver a lot. We watched Amadeus a lot. Great movie. Yeah, it is good. I remember Matilda. I didn't like his line. Never watched Matilda. I think we watched it once.

Princess Bride. Princess Bride, so much. All of the Monty Pythons. We watched Glory. Really? Amazing movie, but maybe a little too much for... We watched the Gremlins movies a decent amount, too. I think those have titties.

Oh, yeah. Gremlins is a little... It's still rated PG, though. That was the loophole. Okay, so the people saying no are lying. I really think so. Zaw hasn't seen it. We have some internet.

8% of people are saying no. That makes me think it's... That's higher than I would think so. Zaw hasn't seen it. We have some internet. 8% of people are saying no. That makes me think it's... That's higher than I would have thought. 10%? Especially of Yak followers? I don't know. 90%? Okay.

23 million people in America are five and under, which I would say most of them haven't seen it. Let's take out 20. That's so many. Yeah, that is a lot. No. I mean, is like an actual answer that we can look it up

that's like less than 10% of people okay so it's gonna only go by box office I just wanna get a sample of like young kids do you have like a 7 year old's number Smitty not on me no I keep it on my other phone the breaking point here would be like 7 to 18

gotta find out how many i wanted yeah i wanted to see how many like they asked my little sister i have a nine-year-old cousin should i see if he's seen what's her yeah all of them yeah both of you call him i don't think i have his number i'm gonna text his mom i'm not gonna call my sister because i think she's probably in school. I mean, should nine-year-olds have phones? Should they? In today's age, yeah. This says it's Jeff. This can't be right. Ain't no way.

This says Titanic, E.T., and The Wizard of Oz. The most seen movie? Oh, this is on IMDb. That checks out. This is just by a random person. This is just by a random. This is by Dinosaur. I trust him.

I trust him. I do just by a random. This is by Dino Saw. I trust him. I trust him. I do too, weirdly. I forget what book it was. It was talking about Titanic was even huge in like Afghanistan. Like everyone was obsessed with it when it first came out. Like worldwide, that one just like... Wasn't Wizard of Oz also one of the first color movies? It was. It was the first one. I don't think it was the

first. I think it was the first big one. I think my dad talks about how he saw it in theaters when he was a kid, and when it changed the color, the whole theater was like, whoa! That is the way to reveal color. Your dad was kicking in theaters in 1936? Oh, was that how old it is? Yeah. It's an old movie.

Like, older than you think. You see somebody... Dad! Your dad lied to you. He also told me he taught Dr. J how to do the hook shot and I used to tell kids that. I may have told this

on the back. My dad told me that Friday the 13th movie was a true story and I went to school and told like everything. My mom used to make me go pick weeds

in the front yard. Have I ever told this story? She told me it was wheat and then I would go pick all the weeds in the front yard, give it to her and then she'd like

pretend to put it in the oven and then just make bread while I was away and I thought I was picking wheat to make bread and she would just have me that's a good tactic I'm taking that I got into I got into an argument with somebody I was like yeah making bread is easy I called my mom when I was like 24 I was like I used to make bread when I was like eight and I found out speaking of the color thing I used to think that the past was black and white because i would only see pictures and videos of the past about i was like oh that's pretty you know around the 1950s we got color like that that's sick i just saw on twitter it was uh somebody recording uh the transition from black and white to color on the news oh i saw that it

was really cool oh i saw that that was awesome yeah i, I saw that. It was really cool. Oh, I saw that. That was awesome. Yeah. I think I saw that on Reddit. Like, what percentage of people do you think immediately went out and got a color TV? And how many people do you think were like, that's not going to catch up? Probably not that many. How many people went out and bought a 3D TV right away? What a failure of tech it was. I would assume the color TV was like so much more expensive. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

There it is. Maybe you can answer while I'm on my way down the studio to the new set. I like the intense music behind this. TV was so much more expensive. Oh yeah, there it is. I like the intense music behind this. Those guys are probably like 23. Yeah. It's amazing. Looking at old yearbooks. Whoa.

There it was. Oh, that's sweet. That was really adorable. That's cute, yeah. Remember Pleasantville? How that was black and white and then they started, like, as the town became more, like, the mom started, like, breaking out of the mold of like 1950s white remember this movie pleasant films on my to watch list i've heard of it you would actually like who's the actress what's her name that is

no but close renee zellweger but as the mom starts to break out of 1950s norms things start to get color and there's this scene i saw it when i was like 12 or 13 where she's in the bathtub and it clearly alludes to she's like about to discover masturbation have an orgasm so it's her in the tub in black and white and all of a sudden a tree out outside explodes in color and i was like i don't get it i don't that totally lost me right oh it is with their spoon oh my god i remember oh it this movie poster. You're talking about the mom, Joan Allen. Tobey Maguire. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't get it.

I read my son this book a lot. It's called Little Legends Alphabet, and it talks about all these kids that basically did big things. Did you know Philo Farnsworth, the guy who invented the TV, had the idea at 14? He was. Had the idea at 14? And then he made the first TV. He started transmitting the first electronic images at 21. Wait, the guy who invented the TV is Philo Farnsworth?

Yeah. I didn't even know that. Of course the idea was. Why do we all know the cotton gin inventor but not the TV inventor? But 21 years old. Shots fired. You like Whitney? Sass is age.

This guy's inventing television like actually creating it I mean it's probably bored as fuck you didn't have a TV yeah I tweeted that out once I was like why does everyone know Eli Whitney like invented

the cup my ceiling and more no no no Tommy thoughts are in my heart yeah no but people were like that's because it was a major part of ending slavery you racist son of a bitch like you

need an outlet to broadcast. How do we not know Philo Farmer? We should know the inventor of the TV. Inventors should be the most famous people in the world. I've heard of him before. I've never heard of him. He should be a household name. That should be a household name.

Not related at all to TV. And who's the peanut butter guy? Oh, Carver. Washington Carver. Why? There's a neighborhood behind my high school. It's Tico's favorite present. That's what she said on stream.

Oh, Carver. George Washington Carver? That's what she said on stream. There's a neighborhood behind my high school that's shaped like a peanut, and it's called Carver Court. Is he from your area? No. They were kind of shoving Carver down our throats.

They were. Carver, Whitney. That and the Dewey Decimal System. Alexander Trambell, obviously. That one makes sense. That's a deserving one. Yeah, the telephone, yes. Who invented the AC?

Oh, yeah, the AC. Yeah, air conditioning. Plumbing, the toilet, refrigeration. Internet, Al Gore. Yeah, Al Gore got the internet. Yeah. Indoor plumbing seems like a really huge one. Willis Carrier.

That's the reason society works. Aren't there Carrier ACs? That makes sense. Maybe not. I thought I've heard of them. Who did refrigeration? It would probably be the same guy as AC, right? It's kind of the same concept.

Tim Berners-Lee is the one more people should know. He's the guy that invented the World Wide Web. Oh, Berners-Lee. Absolutely, yeah. He should have been the most important invention ever. That is. Did the guy invent the toilet? Was his name Shitter? Or Crapper? John Crapper? There was a John Crapper

synonymous with toilets. I'm not sure if he invented it. Yeah. Good on inventors how do you think like a curse like how do you think fuck started the curse word fuck that's a good question what was the first use of it and then because i can understand how languages you know normal languages progress whatever from everything but like a curse or something like fuck, and then why does it become bad? How does it start and when does it become bad? I think it's a word that's said with hate, maybe about a taboo subject. What's the most recent century we can go back to where we can legitimately understand?

Like we could be dropped in and have a normal conversation because even like... No, we couldn't. What do you mean? The most recent? like we could be dropped in and have a normal conversation. Cause even like, no, we couldn't. What do you mean? The most recent? Yeah. Like, like,

like if you drop back to like 1100, they're still talking like way different to the point where you can't understand. This is fucked up. What, when was English invented? But they were speaking like ye old English. Yeah.

No, I'm serious. It was like, but when was it? When did it start? Modern, modern English. Yeah. No, I'm serious. I know. It was like... But when was it? When did it start? Modern English. Modern English? Remember when we had to read Beowulf and it was like impossible to read even though it

was English? I hated that shit. Yeah. Why? Why are we reading that? I thought it would be awesome in the movie. You can see CGI Angelina Jolie boobs. Mm-hmm.

Nipple-less, nonetheless. Smooth. Well, why are they making us read stuff that we're never gonna like no one's ever gonna talk like that again so it's a dead language it's really tough it's a really really tough read and i remember i was super excited when we were you guys have the ones where it was like the the old english version and then on the right side was the modern english no no yeah we had books like i had that too I had that too, yeah. It's been good reminiscing.

Yeah, a little time travel. Remember when we were younger and we didn't have pubes? Don't you guys miss that? Big time. Can't even remember. I was so late to getting pubes. It was so depressing. Right, but now you have them and you're just like, oh my god, it's a bush.

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Oh. Fuck. Potato. Wow. Potato. What law on the bar is that? That could have been pussy chip last week. Very recently. I bet you we could find 10 videos

of you eating a potato. I've been so careful about that until this point. That's not the pussy chip. No, that's longer ago. 10 months ago. No, that's maggots. Maggots. And illegal chips. That's longer ago. Ten months ago. No, that's maggots. Maggots. And illegal chips. That's maggots.

Vib somehow looks like 14 years younger. Yeah. I hate looking at old videos because I think I've looked worse every day since I've gotten this job. It's crazy, dude. Looking back at the first when I did the gummy bear lowering the bar. Go to it. I want to see. I'm like, ooh. That wasn't a gummy bear lowering the bar. Go to it. I want to see. I'm like, ooh.

That wasn't a gummy bear. That was pure plutonium. Didn't you collapse on the train? What? No, that was the fire trip. And it was outside of MN Station. Which was worse, the chip or the gummy? Gummy.

The chip got me worse because I didn't eat beforehand, but the gummy was, he poisoned the office. Legitimately. I didn't come into, but the gummi was, he poisoned the office. Yeah, I didn't. Legitimately. I didn't come into work the next day. I couldn't. People, you were shitting black. I was.

Yeah, I got naked. Oh, you got naked in the bathroom? I forgot about that. Yeah, I got naked in the bathroom. Here? You should have been more mad. You too? No, you and I were laying on the floor.

I was just laying on the floor sweating. You should have been more mad at Viv's. Growing up. What? This was horrible. I didn't, I was like kind of the floor sweating. I should have been more mad at Vibs growing up. What? This was horrible. I didn't. I was like kind of okay to be honest. Really? My stomach just felt like someone was squeezing it. It felt like there was

a cinder block in my stomach. Yeah. I didn't do, for whatever reason, I didn't do the gummy bar. I was going to say something. Frankie Stach. Yeah, Frankie is aging horribly. You look the same. You look exactly the same. You look exactly the same. You're wearing the same thing.

I just wanted to show you guys how little I've aged. I don't know why. I thought I looked way younger. I want to see Tommy. I don't think I look the same. Tommy's looking the same throughout. I'm not in this video, but someone tweeted the 2018 spelling bee at me and i did look miraculously similar my face was a little fatter but wait we got to go to a kyle one because kyle looks different in every video what's like a 2019 lowering the bar like uh what's in the box

or some shit i don't know when i first started here i had long blonde dyed hair and i had a crazy side swoop and like i actually tried to look cute every day and when i look at that my first year here versus now my i was living out of a hotel in like the smallest luggage and i wore the same three things to the office for so long we knew yeah i know i live in a house in the suburbs. I still wear the same thing. I switched it up occasionally now. Jay, can we get an update on the roast? Also, this is dumb, but we were talking like inventors. TJ, I DM'd you on Twitter.

This guy, he got banned from TikTok eventually, but he was building, just as a teenager, radio transmitters on his own in his backyard. Did anybody see him? He was going viral on TikTok for a while. Check this out. Magnifying transmitter is able to transmit electricity. He built this.

It comes in from this transformer and goes to the rotary spark gap and to the capacitors. This guy's account was fascinating. Yes. Nobody could tell if it was like a real thing or if it was some sort of experiment or something. If it's real he needs to be protected at all costs. Or put in prison.

Look at all the wires. With household materials and light bulbs with stuff he found. He was living like a 1920s person. Yeah, look at his... Oh my God. Apparently, at some point he was building this in his parents' backyard

and he was able to send some signal 2,000 miles away with his own homemade backyard, this thing. What does that mean? Signal. I don't know. I have to look into it more. I don't know what that means. For a while.

No one knows. I was obsessed whether this worked or not. No one has any idea how this works. He would like rebuild cars in his driveway with like household materials, like MacGyvering things. Anyway, I was obsessed with this guy for a while dr parkinstein dr parkinstein yeah real or not i just was really into it sorry that was dumb but i somebody found my child's book 20 000 baseball cards under the sea no way what a weird name thank you thank you planet mikey c 20 000 baseball cards oh it's like a mad

look it was my favorite and of course I couldn't find that. 20,000 baseball cards. Was that true? Yeah. They found his grandpa was building a submarine. How many baseball cards do you think are under the sea right now? I would say about 6 million. I remember a lot of baseball cards.

I think less than 6 million. I used to go to San Francisco a lot. My dad's office was out there. I used to go every summer. I used to go to San Francisco, San Diego. And it was when I was losing my baby teeth. I kept my baby teeth just to throw in the ocean in hopes that I'd confuse researchers.

All my baby teeth are in the Pacific Ocean. I just got my dollar. I brought them on the flight. I stuck them with a pillow. I thought it was so cool. I liked it. I did the name URL thing. What oh yeah jack champion just dm me tom scabelli.com oh no oh yeah i like that hell yeah that's really nice lucky nail the cartoon

in the top corner lucky what is the what is in the top right corner what's it say the ad that provides the uh url it's just a t-shirt website okay smiley t i'll say i'll buy a smiley t right now because uh smiling it's like the guy that bought sharky duck.com yeah that that's a clifty martino oh really yeah it's just it goes to nick's twitter um tell me you're lucky that the web design community is pro-Tommy. Yeah, I mean, that could change, I feel like, at any point. If that stays tomskoolie.com forever, that's okay. Let's do something with tommysmokes.com. Oh, yeah, let's see what tommysmokes.com is. That's probably taken.

Is there littlesasquatch.com? No. All right, tommysmokes.com is available. I think there is, but I forget what it is. I think it's like a kid's toy. Some bullshit. Do you get the Sasquatch community ever coming,

thinking you're something else? No. No? No, never. There's a Sasquatch community. No, never. Shut up. The Squatching community?

Yes. I do get a lot of people being like, they'll see something with Sasquatch and they'll't like, dude, they're stealing your thing.

A little Sasquatch.com. Oh shit. Really? Look at that. Is there Stephen Chey.com? Boy, do I hope. I think it's a,

an Australian photographer. Really? Yeah. How do you, you, you could just, can you buy someone else's domain off? Oh yeah.

You can pay them. Yeah. So there's a story. Uh, it was you, you, you could just, can you buy someone else's domain off? Oh yeah. You can pay them. Yeah. So there's a story. Uh, it was this, um, it was a small family owned office supply store that was open like very late year round. It was called office three, six, five. They were approached by somebody that didn't say they were Microsoft and bought it for like 500 bucks.

So they're, if they, if Microsoft went directly, they're afraid that like, give me a million. That's smart. Actually, very smart. It's fucking Microsoft. Yeah. You know the story about Barstool.com? Yeah.

He won't sell. Or how much he was actually offered. I would go to that site all the time on accident and like for my email, like at Barstool.com, I do site all the time on accident and like for my email like at barstool.com I do it all the time. It's tricky. Oh this guy's awesome.

Who's this? This is Stephen Shea the Australian artist. He's done Star Wars stuff? Is it a guy that worked on Star Wars? No. Lego Star Wars? No. Lego Star Wars.

Oh, cool. Oh, he's really good. Wow. You guys ever look at your Google suggestions? Oh, yeah. Like Autofill? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do that a lot. I think mine's Nick Teraney Dad and Nick Teraney straight that's the last time I checked mine's definitely Smitty Barstool fired no really literally literally there's sometimes you just fired and why was Smitty fired is like so when you summon I did a blog on that like last year of the most common like Google questions about Barstool and it was one was who was the girl that works at Barstool Sports? And it just was Liz's Instagram.

Fired. Oh, yeah. That's the first salary. Shower. How about that one? High school? Why high school? High school?

Oh, high school. Why not? Yeah, I guess why not. What, the high school? No Patriots? What's KB No Swag? Can we guess? Where did he wrestle would be up there.

I think it's going to be KB No Swag Twitter. Wrestling. Trolls. Craigslist. Las Vegas. Girlfriend. Craigslist. Phone number.

Oh, shit. Birds. Hell yeah, dude. Birds. Birds. Yeah. Oh, wow. That, shit. Hell yeah, dude. Birds. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's a good one. Let's get a little Sasquatch. It's always going to be like husband, wife, boyfriend.

Just out of curiosity, what happens when you click KB No Swag Girlfriend? I'm a little curious, too. Uh-oh. Stand-up Barstool Boston Harry Networth TikTok Tour College. I know you guys can all read. I'm doing that for the audio. Should we spin the wheel? Oh yeah, we should.

Oh, we're probably going to get something. Oh yeah, we are going to get something. Let's spin the wheel. I'm hoping for Ice Cream Sunday Party. Oh, that would be great I haven't had one of those in a long time I forget what all nine on the name wheel are So

Oh Yeah We're in the car Alright What is name wheel So we all have our own individual wheels that we've made And so if it's name wheel lands Kate, it goes to her specific wheel. Yeah.

Got it. Simple as that. All right, guys. I enjoyed that walk. Tommy. Adam, thanks for coming in. Thanks for having me. Appreciate it.

Let's go get a salad. Let's get dinner sometime soon. See, this motherfucker, when you first started. Are you still on this? You just mentioned it. He just brought it in. Are you still on this? You just mentioned it I thought you were going to be like, oh, I can never tell with you Yeah, remember when we asked Trent to go to Buffalo Wild Wings And he thought it was the craziest thing of all time

He thought he was walking into some sort of trap Yeah, what's going on here? Now we'll go to dinner with Trent sometime Craziest thing of all time, even more than your little shtick that you were doing. I don't even know what you're talking about. Okay, so KB, when he first started, he'd be coming up to me. He's like, hey, you want to go to lunch? I'm like, yeah, sure, no problem.

And then he'd be like, okay, 10 minutes, meet. And then he'd just leave without me every single time. But the craziest thing was Trent, YP, and Karabas, if we're allowed to say those names, would go to California Pizza Kitchen every Friday. And I didn't have any friends in New York. And I'm just like, oh, can I come with you guys? And they were vehemently like, no, this is a club. Like, they were serious.

They were 100% serious. No, this is our California Pizza Kitchen. The Trent douchebag awareness has to be, we need to open those eyes. Yeah, I know. It's crazy that people think, oh, bumpkin. I was talking to Jared. I'm like, can I just come? I know. It's crazy that people think, oh, bumpkin. I was talking to Jared. I'm like, can I just come? I live right down the street.

Just come and hang out. Trant is very not in. No. I'm good friends with Jared. But it's a club? It was a club, the California Pizza Club. Where is there even a California Pizza Club? We're getting out back with Jeff D'Lo Friday.

You're the last stop. I appreciate that. I will. What was tomorrow? Is it tomorrow? Nickelback's in the office tomorrow, and I'm going to be waiting in the lobby. I appreciate that. What was tomorrow? Is it tomorrow? Nickelback's in the office tomorrow, and I'm going to be waiting in the lobby. I have to go to the men's warehouse?

No. I have to go to the men's warehouse to get fitted for a tux. I have to go back to the island. Alright, well. Alright, guys. How's the yak? Yeah. Yeah. bye bye