The Yak - Taking a Wild Trip Down The Youtube Rabbit Hole | The Yak 7-25-22

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the act got little sass and we got uh owen in this bitch but we were about to just do a fucking it was just gonna be son of a boy dad so we had to uh we had to zhuzh it a little bit and so we got a fucking galaxy brain episode coming we got fucking big sean q in the motherfucking building we got quigs in the fucking mix and then we also have uh have tommy in the mix uh different tone there yeah that's how and that's how i feel and that's really how i feel i really feel like the more uh quigs is on uh on the camera on the microphone the more uh like the better the viewer will be for it because you got you got a brain yeah but i'm not good on camera how do you know that i feel like i like freeze up like i'm you're not you don't just let it rip ah dude i think that uh

that we'll just kind of try and draw it out of you and just uh there's something in there and we'll just try and but it also other parts of the show will suffer if you eventually if people get to see your your genius on camera what do you mean by that? I think that the things that you add outside of just regular conversation and banter, your ability to maneuver on the internet and give us multimedia shit is completely unparalleled. I want you to be on camera more. I want people to see how funny you are, but I also like I'm afraid to be on camera more. I want people to see how funny you are, but I also like, um,

I'm, I'm afraid to lose that stuff. No, I'm much more like dangerous behind a keyboard. It's easy to tell a Che clip and a Quigs clip. Che clip. Yeah, which I guess.

Che clip, it's just him talking. I guess we're getting no clips. I'm supposed to be clipping for Che today. Really? No. Che clip will be like a 15 minute Twitter video where the punchline occurs Somewhere

And the caption will have nothing To do with the video The pacing of it is a little bit off But I still think that If you see how easy It is to do our side of the job You'll probably be like why have I been Toiling like working so fucking to do our side of the job, you'll probably be like, why have I been toiling, like, working so fucking hard on your side of the job? Dude, you bust your ass, dude.

Yeah, but I like it. But you work actually really hard, and none of us do. Yeah, you do. No, dude. Yeah, maybe not. No, not one of us does. Maybe not. Maybe not that much.

No, one of us does actually work hard, and it's— It is everybody. Where is, like, KB and Nick are... I'll be gallivanting. KB and Nick flew to Chattanooga to meet Sidney Wells this morning to do an undisclosed outdoor activity. Big Cat's busy. Brandon's still...

Brandon's landlord died in Aruba. Rudy, is that Tommy on his shirt? Brandon's landlord. Rudy's a big Smokes fan. Rudy's in this bitch. I was hoping that Tommy was going to wear his shirt, but this is our crossword crew. Oh, man.

We do crosswords together. Rudy, Austin, and Chris Clymer, the big four. Does Nick do that every day? Well, Nick's been away for the past week and a half. While they were making shirts. We've been making Nick feel very left out, and I actually think he might kill himself. He's probably going to be bummed.

He doesn't every single day with you guys. No, he's genuinely very bummed. We read the text from the past week. He was like, guys, this isn't funny anymore. I'm going to leave this chat because it's making me really upset. Damn. Wait, you asked me to do a crossword with you the other day, and I demurred, and then you grabbed Clemmer right away,

and I feel like I missed a golden opportunity. It could have been on a t-shirt. That would have been fucking sweet as shit. You missed it. I don't you guys do the crosswords by yourself. We'll do some of the dailies. Maybe a Thursday, a challenging Thursday do together.

It's for camaraderie. It's fun to do them as a group because when you do them on your own unless you're like KB level intelligence it's really fucking frustrating. I used to whoop Tommy in them every single day. Is that true? Is that true?

Little sass does the minis and I would use them. Is that short words? I would beat Tommy in them every... No, that's not true. It's not true. You would not... Every single day. There was like three times ever where Tommy tied with me, I think.

That's just not true, Tommy. I don't think he ever beat me once. I mean, maybe try a big boy crossword puzzle. You need five people to do a big word crossword. I could do a Monday on my own very easily. This Monday is the easiest day. Yeah, so do it today. I will.

You guys should go head to head. I haven't done it in a while. It's something that you really have to do every day to get good at. Tommy prides himself on his trivial knowledge, his trivial pursuits. Jeopardy, specifically. Not even that much trivia, though. It's more like problem solving, I would say.

Isn't it just vocabulary? Yeah. Some of it's trivia. Some of it is like... Some of it's a little tricky, though. A little cheeky. A lot of it's very, very cheeky. There's certain words that they love using.

Very much inside baseball. If you do the New York Times class, you know how to do it. You're just talking about Oboe all the time. Yeah, it's Oboe and Ulysses. Also, because it's similar clues. They love Olays. They love Olays.

They love Olays. EFFs. Easy. Lifetime Pals, briefly. Yeah, but see, I've had that one like a hundred times. I got it before you. And aren't there programs now that kind of make the crossword for you like they uh so one of my favorite things for the times people make them and then there's a crossword uh comment section every day and just these really old liberal white

people being like i did not care for this clue was a little inappropriate every day or like too many proper nouns today yeah it's my favorite thing to do i always wonder why why the new york times bought wordle but they didn't put wordle on the app yeah they just added it to the app oh it's on the app yeah they literally just added it last week 17 is andy how much do they pay for that i feel like that was like a terrible purchase i don't know but apparently they got nobody does does it anymore, right? Yeah. Like, for the most part. Apparently the day the New York Times bought Wordle, they got more clicks on Wordle than they get in a month on the newspaper.

Yeah, I mean, nobody... And isn't everything behind a paywall for the New York Times? I don't understand why they even put shit online. And didn't they buy all their followers? Didn't they have like 50 million followers and they bought them all? Quakes, is that true? I don't know. I find that hard to believe. I found out they were off.

I don't think they would. That they wouldn't buy them? Like the most known. No, it doesn't really do anything. New York Times posted a bunch of street fights to get their followers. Yeah, yeah. World star. I don't know why World Star was never just an app like TikTok.

Like that would have been way sweeter and easier to navigate. They never got the tech, yeah. I heard that New York Times is going to buy Daquan the meme page. Probably, dude. That would be sick. Did he sell that shit for like $80 million? Did he? I'm pretty sure.

Something like some crazy deal. Yeah, that sounds low. I think it was like $100 million. Which is insane. Salute to Daquan, dude. Just from stealing tweets. He just screenshots tweets and crops out the username. I've always been so curious who these meme guys are.

Dude, I read an interview with him. Yeah, $85 million. Oh, I thought you were way overshooting that. Wait, Daquan's from Calgary? What's the fat Jew worth? That rosé company I think is actually pretty good. My first week...

What the fuck are you talking about? What'd I say? Rosé company. Not that one, but another one. My first week I moved to New York, I ran into him on the subway. The fat Jewish. He was really nice. Did you yell out fat Jew? Is there a talked for like did you like yell out a water

bottle in his ponytail huh is there like a water bottle in his ponytail he was rocking he was going casual there was nothing in the he did not have the the dildo head going i wish he had but uh he was he was nice he was cool he just feels like a hard guy to address like yell out fat very easy very easy to address it was almost one of those things where i was like kind of like put off by like how eager he was to talk to me. You know what I mean? Yeah. I was like, be a little bit less accessible. Yes.

Like you don't want to be on the same level as the stars you meet. Yeah, exactly. He was very self-deprecating. He was like, yeah, dude, like now I just have this rosé company and I have like 50 employees and it's like hilarious that I'm like their boss and I just make them do everything. I was like, wait, Rudy, did I did I tell you that I so true which one the one meme about time zones it's great like these guys the thing is these guys they they like just screenshot shit and post it and then they start getting like a following and then they always try and like wedge themselves into the spot they like pivot everyone's like dude no one gives a fuck like

what you look like or like what you're what's going on. People subscribe for your tweets or stolen memes. That's what makes Barstool so special, that we're personality forward and that you can really see us. But wait, isn't that our model? We hook people in with viral videos on Instagram. Pretty much, yeah. We'll throw up a Thursday thought. Where's the sports? Where is the sports? Yeah.

Where is the sports? My favorite thing is the comment section on every Barstool post. Oh, yeah, this is sports. It's funny because it's almost none of the posts are sports. None of them are. Yeah. It would be more rare to have a post. They all comment, where's the sports? Like, they're never coming, dude.

Yeah. Like, give it up. We're never going to post sports again. You fucking got baited and switched. Do you think that there will ever be a time when Barstool tries to change its name? Like maybe after Dave is doing something else and they just drop the sports from Barstool? I think Dave has a name. Zonker.

Dave has wanted to do that for like a decade. And the guy Zonker won't give up Barstool.com. Oh, really? Yeah. He's like an all-time. Is he a minifan? He's either. No, I think he hates.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They have beef. Minifobe. Yeah. Two things I want to talk about. First off, Rudy, did you see that I threw you under the bus to Schultz, to Andrew Schultz? Oh, what happened?

I told him that you were threatened by him because he's handsome and funny and successful and that you look at him as a threat and so I kind of lay bare your insecurities about how you think that he's sweeter than you. Did I verbalize that to you? Oh yeah. I was like what do you think of Schultz and you're like oh he's a threat dude I don't fuck with him in the slightest.

Damn dude I must have been a couple beers deep No dude it was the middle of a fucking work day. You were sober as a gopher. I actually brought it up. You were like, hey, what do you think about Andrew? You brought it up. Yeah, you initiated the conversation. Well, initially, I was sort of off-put by his video where he's anti-the network.

I was like, oh, he's kind of lying. I felt like he was sort of creating conflict to push his own special and then once he came in i changed my tune pretty quickly because i realized the guy's the riff god like yeah he was so funny like and i'd never seen his stand-up i don't watch his podcast so i was always like truly what did you dislike him based off of what i told you still photos i was like damn this guy's fucking like so funny and cool. There's got to be something wack about this. It was tough to hate him when he came in because he was just the coolest guy ever. Very funny. So nice.

Yeah, very funny. Like sharp. So yeah, he made himself unhateable, which ironically was like- Why you hated him in the first place. Exactly. It's a good steal. Because he's so likable. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. That was his plan the whole time though, right? Like to never put it on the network? It had to good steal. Because he's so likable. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That was his plan the whole time, though, right? Like, to never put it on the network? It had to have been. That was a little bait and switch. Like, whoopsie daisy. I'm getting cancel cultured out here so fucking hard. I heard him talking about it in another interview,

and he says things that make it seem, like, accurate. He says, like, the people, the streamer was going. They were they went to a special. They liked everything. And then they saw like he never said what stream platform it was on specifically. But like, I don't know. I thought it was Netflix. No, it was Amazon.

It was he wouldn't say what it was, but pretty much everyone alluded to Amazon. But in the PMT interview, he said like one of the first jokes that they tried to nerf was he had a joke that was the outline of it was that the girls that got murdered by ted bundy it was kind of their fault and i guess amazon didn't really care for that one but they'll have like 10 or like ted bundy documentaries up there right where they just allude to the fact that he's incredibly hot and like yeah yeah that shit's always so fun watching those old-ass documentaries is so like odd to me because like the

people aren't like the serial killers are not smart no they make them out to be these like genie like some of them do shit that's like whoa that like the Ted Kaczynski but like Ted Bundy literally just think he would like shave his beard and they'd be like yeah only person dumber than the serial killers was the

cops trying to chase like where did you go boy are you literally just jumped out of an open window yeah I've always kind of weird but like always had the thought that I could pull off like the biggest terrorist attack of all time or like

not not like but like no I feel you where there's like a new story and it's like somebody trying to kill as many people as they can. They kill like two people. Yes. Yeah. Like, I think if I spent the time like planning out.

I'm going to help you out. I'm not going to do it. Yeah. No, just say you think about this. Like you could do it in the past, right? Like you could have gotten away with it in the past. No, I'm saying right now. I think right now you could, bro.

You're saying right now? No, but now you could, bro. You're saying right now, Quig? No, but if like everyone, you have to be dumb. You have to be dumb to like do that, like to kill people. Yes. Thinking you're going to get away with it is the ultimate dumb act. But within those parameters, if you were forced to kill someone, some kind of revenge scenario where it was a just killing or like a just genocide, I think that you could get away with it. Yeah, no, I'm just saying like run me through a just killing or like a just genocide i think that you could get away

with it yeah no i'm just saying like run me through a just genesis not a genesis that every day he sits there and he thinks about how he would kill as many people as he could no he's saying he's not dumb enough to get caught if he put his mind right i don't know it's not it's not even getting caught it's just more like... Being for your buck. Yeah, I don't know. It would be planned out better than most of these people. Because they're idiots. Because that's why you aren't killing people.

Yeah, exactly. And if you ever wanted to flex... Your main gripe with the terrorists and school shooters is that their work is sloppy. Yeah, I guess. No, I totally feel you. And that's even why I looked at the art heist shit where it's like, dude, if I wanted to fucking be an art thief or something like that.

That's way harder. Than killing a bunch of people? But I think that that's like the thinking man's mass murder is an art heist. I think it's like you want to plan something super detailed and circumvent the system, but you want it

to be a victimless crime. Have you ever seen that movie that's with Evan Peters? It's like they're in college and they rob a bunch of art from a library. No, that sounds cool, though.

I haven't. I'm still comprehending the thinking man's mass murder. It is, dude. I don't know if I worded that. Take those question marks down, dude. I feel you's mass murder. It is, dude. I don't know if I worded that. Take those question marks down, dude. I feel you, Quigs.

Your Honor, my client. Gotta admit, it was class. You're a class from Quigs. I would say, though, I think an art heist is something that everyone can get behind. Everyone fucks with it. Yeah, no one's going be, like, bummed about that. The victim is a person who can afford a $300 million painting.

And they're also, like, that's sick. Also, it's a service to the artist in a roundabout way. I mean, assassinations are fair play sometimes. Yeah. It boosts your stock. You're just sticking it to the man. I don't know, they're going nuts in Sri Lanka. Much different energy there. Did they assassinate people there? No, but I don't know. They're going nuts in Sri Lanka. Much different energy there.

Didn't they assassinate people there? No, but I don't know. Yeah, no, I feel you, though. I just wanted to know, because I just finished a book about Lincoln being assassinated, and I was like, fuck assassins, dude.

Assassins are pussies. I feel like there's a whole, like, sect on Twitter who root for it now. Oh, for sure, dude. Yeah, but that's just presidential term. They don't actually know what they're saying.

Like, they just say shit. They're like, oh, just... To, like, fit in with their crowd. Yeah, yeah. Like, so the people around't actually know what they're saying. They just say shit. They're like, oh, fit in with their crowd. Yeah, yeah. So the people around them like that.

I don't think you guys were like, if the president of the United States was assassinated, that's not a good thing. Yeah, there was way more

that would be bad. There was like more bandwagon Shinzo Abe haters than like bandwagon Norm McDonald fans. Yeah. I was thinking

that exact same thing recently. Thanks, dude. And the other thing that I wanted to talk about is I wanted to chip away maybe through your Sunday morning YouTube queue that you have posted because that shit looked interesting as fuck, dude. It looked like you learned a fucking ton.

You tweeted that out? Yeah, I've started. So that's why I just watch a bunch of YouTube videos about like... You learned. You just want to open... You want to cram Yeah, I've started. So that's why I just watch a bunch of YouTube videos about, like... You learned, dude. You just want to open... You want to cram some shit in your big head brain. He's told me he only consumes educational content in some form, right?

Everything has, like, a... Yeah, I mean, not everything, but that's the majority of what I watch. Last week when I was, like... But it goes, like, in one ear, out the other, sort of. I catch some of it. It's like casting a wide net, and it's like maybe I'll catch a couple fish in here. Yeah. And some lobsters and dolphins as well.

Kate, get on in here, Kate. It's okay. Hell, yes. Come vibe with us. We got a different crowd. This is a skorigami of a yak crew right now, a never-before-seen yak crew. We've never had this exact combination of people, and we might never do it again, especially wearing these clothes. We'll definitely never do it again wearing these clothes.

But it's a nice lineup. This is a very cool group. Thank you. This is a lot of cool guys. When somebody tweets out that we had this same group like 14 months ago, that's going to be infuriating. I'm going to be pissed as fuck. But yeah, take us through some of your Q.

Can we pull up that tweet of his YouTube Q on Sunday morning? Because I feel you, dude. I'm trying to learn some shit too. It's good. They're not boring. They're very cool, fun facts almost. Last week when I was like,

why does most of China why does uh 94% of china live on the right hand side of the of the uh country and only six percent watched a video on that a week before you kicked me a video of it and it fucking blew my mind yeah the video there's a lot of really fucking talented video essays on youtube like i watched this one dude's about silk road it was like one of the most educational videos I've ever seen. They're crazy. Penn State guy, Silk Road.

He was a fucking a young goat. He was just going to Penn State I think at the same time as I was. He was selling everything. And like an all-time inside job by the FBI

where they orchestrated a fake hit on his behalf. So crazy. But I want to see this list. Yeah, what's the first one? The guy who's the scientist who killed millions and saved billions i think we're talking about a just homicide are we a just genocide it was uh yeah that was uh anthony fauci no his name was yeah for topper i think

for topper and he basically like i think that this is where it's in one ear and out the other, but he basically created the process of, like, putting nitrogen in fertilizer. So that, like, you used to, they basically had to, they got all fertilizer from bird shit. That was basically the only way to get it. Really? Bird shit? You think, like, cow shit or something like that? Or did they not, they weren't harvesting? No, I think the, like, the birds had to get it. Really? Bird shit? You think like cow shit or something like that or did they not, they weren't harvesting? No, I think the, like the birds had the good shit. Damn, how can you even harvest bird poop?

I feel like that would be a hard harvest. I might be making this up but I feel like I saw something. You know those islands where like a ton, like thousands of birds, they would go to these islands

and like mine bird shit. Where would it be though? It would be like three feet thick of bird shit. They would like mine blocks of bird shit. No way. Like that like that's yeah and so basically that led to a like food production being able to be ramped up which has like led to the earth being able to support more people damn like because of bird shit he worked with the nazis create weapons. So that was the millions dead and then the food.

It is the unfortunate truth that the Nazis propelled science forward like 50 years. I don't know if I would say that. There's a prominent. I don't know how to word what I'm about to say, but. But the Nazis. He's not so bad. I mean, they were very... They had a lot of...

I mean, Quiggs knows in terms of propulsion technology, the Nazis sort of like... We kind of just stole their swag and took their scientists. What's propulsion technology? Are you talking about rockets shooting rockets? Yeah, rockets. Right, Quiggs? They were very scientific in some of the things they did.

Let's do three to go on, three to grow on. Our peaks and valleys for the Nazis. Yeah, no, but the Nazis were bad. Weren't the Nazis running all sorts of weird-ass experiments on people, though? Yeah, they loved guns. People just like you, honestly. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, they had this one one i watched a youtube video about this one too they had this one thing called the bell that like no one could figure out what it was and it like killed like 150 scientists that were working on it and

the the conspiracy theory on it is that they were trying to figure out how to make nazi or uh nazi zombies basically and that's like where all that like lore of like Call of Duty zombies comes from but in the end they were probably just trying to make a fusion reactor. Damn I wonder what it was that was the bell what were they trying to do? Fusion reactor is what they think they were doing but it was super top secret but a fusion reactor is something that like

everyone tries to figure out and they were early on it. Everything you say Rudy I'm just going to kick to Quiggs and be like is that true? I don't know much about that. Yeah, Quiggs is my fact checker. Listen, I'm a horseshoe and hand grenades guy. I shoot the ball, but it hits a lot.

You've got to just be close. And that's why we're not putting too much stock in anything Quiggs says, but if he's just regurgitating, we weren't going to get this shit anyway. We weren't going to hear about fertilizer and fucking atomic bombs anyway. so what was next on the list what else did you learn um what was that pull that shit back up tanks are becoming obsolete yeah oh yeah thanks yeah that true kate yes the army is actually like slowly but surely they're like slowing down all these units and stuff and cutting down on them they're just easy to destroy they're super easy to destroy and so tanks suck anti-tank like a javelin is like an anti-tank weapon that is very good and it costs forty thousand dollars to like

what about there are you talking about it's like an anti-tank like a missile it's like a shoulder launched rpg very affordable for like like militaries that don't have a ton of funding and it's yeah it can take out a 10 million dollar tank like that yeah super easy just drones are a much like better safer way to like spend military funds are safer this is fucked up but before they had drones they used to this is super fucked up why am i gonna say this out loud they say it say it say it or world war ii they um they would make dogs like tank suicide but they would train dogs to run to tanks but they would also strap the dogs no way and send them to like no way like. Why couldn't they do that with a less likable animal?

I don't know. Tanks have always really. Yeah, they could have used cats or. What about cats? Yeah. I don't know. Those untrainable cats are just such a fuck you that they would just go back to where they came from

and suicide bomb their friends. It would like wander to the tank like passive aggressively. Yeah, just like knock over a bunch of shit on the way. Yeah. It was absolute assholes damn that is fucked up yeah but we respect dogs now more than probably i guess we used to it's a different time more than we should it's a different time more than we should you know yeah that's fucked up damn i can't believe that even just watching top gun it was like uh

the whole premise of the movie was like all right right, we're going to do one last airplane mission before we just completely go over to drones. It was hard even to justify watching the movie. Speaking of obsolete tanks. Picking up a little bit of lunch. Is that an offensive nickname to Frank the Tank if tanks suck now no no

yeah one javelin missile to the tank and it's a wrap just pop that thing those javelin missiles actually go up like that like they do in COD it's so weird it has like an initial little fire to basically get the rocket out of the weapon

without having an insane kickback on the shoulder, and then the second stage kicks in. I got to shoot an AT-4 once. You broke a cow with it? But not in combat, just in training. And you don't feel anything. You said that, not in combat. Not in combat.

Just to clarify, if you can't tell by just looking at me, I did never do that. But it just does like a little thump, and you don't feel really anything. You held this thing? What the fuck? Thump. Was that on in slow motion? Yes, it was in slow motion. I was going to say, that was like.

Oh, my God. But do you see videos from like the Taliban and shit using them where the back blast area is huge, and it's their buddies standing behind them ready to watch and be like all right and then like and he's through the drywall yeah huge area yeah fuck people up bad yeah it'll kill you is the taliban still in the content creation game weren't they for a while last year really taking over tiktok and they moved over to patreon they do yeah there's videos of like taliban wearing the taliban and then they all have like awesome jordans on it.

You're like, wait a minute. Are these guys that bad? That's why the Jordans are so expensive? Funded by fucking Saudi oil money? That's how they have it? Yeah, I don't know. Damn, that shit's fucking infuriating. That's some bullshit, dude.

I'm learning more in this yak than I've ever learned in a yak before. Yeah, this is incredible, Quicks. Thank you. It's fucking sweet, dude. I only got two more minutes. I got to meaning it. Oh, what else? What else? Which one do you want, this is incredible, Quicks. Thank you. This is fucking sweet, dude. I only got two more minutes. I got a meeting yet. Oh, what else? What else?

Which one do you want? It is 1.30 right now? Yeah. All right, what was the most interesting one of the last three? AI, I feel like, might spook me out. It might give me nightmares. No, I mean, that one wasn't...

That was just a kind of cool visual representation of how artificial intelligence works. I think I got to know why planes must be panting. Yeah, why? That's kind of cool visual representation of how artificial intelligence works. I think I got to know why planes must be painted green. Oh, that's common sense. Let's do carbon tax. Basically for corrosion. They put a layer of chemicals into a paint. It's like why it's primer gray.

Yeah, it's boring. So the truth about carbon tax is, all right, give us the truth, dude. You've got about a minute left to give us this sweet-ass truth. Or you could just go for a tight zoom. It's just basically like their bullshit, basically. Really? Yeah. No way.

Companies just like carbon offsetting and stuff like that is just a loophole for companies to... It is funny when you buy an airplane ticket and they're like, this is like a down arrow of 78% of carbon. It's like this is actually saving the environment by taking this flight. It's like, what the fuck are they talking about? Yeah. Just like charity write-offs for energy.

Yeah, it just doesn't save forests and... I just thought people were super mad what is it kylie jenner and drake both just took like 17 and 19 minute flights places and somebody was saying on twitter so it must be true that like and it's not fair because it's like a tax write-off for them that they use their planes because of the car something with the carbon tax like probably you get to write off the bulk of those flight costs because of i don't know how i don't planes going there anyway yeah planes going there anyway so might as well yeah i don't know it's like with the um with the g wagon because it's so heavy it becomes a like a pickup some sort of vehicle that you can ride off as like an industrial vehicle and then

you get tax breaks on it no way. So they're intentionally very heavy vehicles. That's fucking crazy, dude. Dude, Quakes, I'll let you get to your meeting, but that was fucking... I feel smarter now. I feel like just when I listen to the podcast... It's probably all lies. I honestly don't give a fuck.

That's what I got. They're probably lying to you. It's just the circle of life. All right. We'll see you guys. Now that Quigs is gone, I can speak unchecked. You can really start giving us sweet ass fucking... We're ready for some fucking misinformation from this corner.

That's sweet misinformation. Truth is just the consensus lie. Oh. What, bro? What YouTube videos have you been watching? Watching more shit like that yeah it's so sweet to have facts that you can just like just fire off and then just i did the best youtube rabbit hole i've gotten in was greer and i were in one and we were like five or six

videos deep and this one was on billionaires row which have you ever heard of yeah yeah it was all fucking uh like random videos we were just letting youtube decide and then that one came up and we're like holy shit that's four blocks away so like halfway through the video we just went and saw it beautiful very what was the video about just like billionaires all live on a on a row there's like five or six skyscrapers overlooking uh central park that are just completely empty. Oh, no way. Top ones. Yeah, they get bought and sold.

Yeah, foreign investors will buy them like sight unseen as like an asset. And some of them are like 60 mil. Oh, isn't that like a way of like foreign investors sometimes like washing their funds to make them legitimate? Also getting visas. I looked into doing that, getting the investors visas. But unfortunately, I don't have...

No, it only takes... So it's $250,000 that you've got to invest in the economy to get an investor's visa. Holy shit. And I didn't have that. God damn.

Yeah, brother. People hate that building. It's so fucking ugly. I hate... Every time I see it, whoever I'm with has to hear me say it out loud. I'm like, by the way, I fucking hate that building.

What is it called? 465? What is it called? 465 Park or something like that? 432 Park? I think it ruins the skyline. It looks like a Rubik's Cube. It's taller than the Empire State Building, right?

Isn't it multiple? Yes. They're all taller. I watched a documentary about this. I don't know if it's true, but every single bathtub in there is carved out of a single piece of marble or something so every single bathtub in each of these is worth like five hundred thousand dollars or some shit apparently just the bathtub yeah i watched the video about this building too apparently like all the people that are living in it are

suing the building because it has like insane structural problems yeah the wind or something is fucking with they have if you look at it, they have three or four floors where it's completely... There's no units. So wind can move through it? It looks like the empty floor of a parking garage. Yeah, so the wind can move through it, but I guess it's had tons of structural problems, and it is ugly as fuck.

It looks like a file cabinet. Yeah, I hate it. Yeah, imagine... Briggs can probably figure out a way to take it down. They genuinely should. It is so ugly. It's funny that you open it ugly when it looks exactly like the World Trade Center's. Not even close. What if that's the only reason that the Taliban was like...

Those are ugly. They ruin the skyline. It's so thin and like... You want a thick building? I like a thick. I mean, it's noticeably so like so it is okay i just found fidei chugi if it was in fidei it wouldn't stand out as much but it's because where it is yeah people say that about hudson yards too like everyone like i've talked to a couple people that like live in manhattan their whole life and they fucking hate hudson yards because dude it's

not the part of the they don't it doesn't cool it doesn't fit the aesthetic they said this i don't care well they had to shut the vase down because everybody was jumping off it like you cannot go up it now i made a joke about that and i did not know that people were killing themselves in an uber and it did not land yeah no well so i we were riding by it and i said they were like talking about the vessel and i said that like if i ever took a picture at the vessel uh i i would kill myself because it's like cringy and then they were like well they actually shut it down because people were hurling themselves off it and I was like sounds like you're with a lame crew of people well the uber driver yeah I mean I was like oh dude that was a funny joke I was one other person statistically someone he knew killed themselves on the vessel right rear is obsessed with the vessel

yeah KB I think used to be obsessed with it as well or just actively hated it or something like that. He actually hated it. Is it even open? They shut it down once a week. I don't think anyone is allowed on it anymore.

Like, for real. I thought that they reopened it, though. I thought they closed it. They reopened it and then they closed it. They made a rule that you couldn't go up alone

and then that didn't help it. Right. What do you mean alone? You couldn't go up to the top alone. But then, they were trying to stop suicides by not having people go up alone. Then groups started going up.

And you had group suicides. Jesus Christ. Get on like Tinder. The Kool-Aid situation. I'm going to kill myself off the vessel. Damn. That was sweet, though. I'm trying to pivot out of the suicide.

Yeah. Back to Billionaire's Road. I like it, but I feel of the suicide Yeah Back to Billionaires Row I like it but I feel bad about Back to Billionaires Row I feel like I'm going to be judged From how hard I'm laughing at suicide I was doubled over Greer and I

We jumped the gun We didn't finish the video We saw Billionaires Row And then we like went to find the billionaires We didn't know None of them live there Yeah they're not there Yeah

We finished the video What were the other buildings on it? Are any of them sweet, or do they all look like shit? No, it's just like plopped into a super normal area. It's just like one or two blocks with four or five skyscrapers twice the size. It's like Central Park, right? Yeah, yeah. Well, the whole point is that they're trying to get views of Central Park,

and so that's why they build them so high. And then what they do is they stack air rights. So you can't have those buildings right next to each other because they're too tall, so you have to buy the air rights for the buildings adjacent to you. And then that's why it's literally like a tiny little sliver of land,

but they stack the air rights. That's why they're so skinny. They don't want to waste it on width, so they just go straight up. That's why they're so skinny. Yeah. And a build-up is like this. They don't want to waste it on width. Yeah. So they just go straight up. Those things would make you, dude. I saw this one dude I know is the real estate guy went to the top of the really big one

that's on the southwest corner and he had a video from the top and it's like fucking nauseating up there. Yeah, I don't like it at all. I don't like that their windows open a little bit. I don't like that their windows even get washed by somebody. I don't like the idea of being inside like a storm and looking down on clouds

from up there. Maybe it sways a little if it's really windy. Well, they sway. And dude, something's going to happen eventually. They have to. I don't like that. They're built to sway. There's like commercial apartments in like Dubai, right? That are just in clouds. Oh, yeah. I think so. That would be terrifying

to me. That shit is not sweet. Just window washing. I'm scared all the time. Just in a constant state of fear. Just looking out the window. But you'd be rich. I think everybody is afraid of heights. I don't think anybody isn't afraid of heights. I think, I feel like it's like primal to be afraid of heights.

And like flying and shit like that. I feel like everybody is on the same page. You guys want to spin the wheel maybe just kind of satisfy the people who are here for like a normal yak even though this

is anything fucking but normal we did we Ritz we got Ritz on Friday night we didn't do it the Ritz wheel

yeah but I think we said Big Cat asked to be here for that where is Big Cat I don't know is he here too taking a personal? Fuck, what a piece of shit.

He's buying an apartment on Billionaire's Row right now. He probably is. That rich bastard. That rich bastard. We'll get his ass in here for a sweet-ass double risk eventually. And the wheel's got some updates. Gimme, gimme. All right.

All right. Oh, yes. We should probably get... Is anyone actually going to do the 24-hour fast? Yes, we're all going to do it. When it lands on it, we all do it. I am curious to know if I think I could do it. You easily could.

I think I could do it. Because you can sip water, right? You can... Yeah. Technically, you can do water and coffee, black coffee. Oh, well, yeah. Why, you wouldn't do a test with your friends? No, I would.

I would. Yeah, bro, you better be praying we land on that. William Howard Taft looking. William Howard Sass. Sass, I thought you were very funny on the first episode of The Most Dangerous Game Show. Yeah. He was, but I'd rather talk about you. You were incredible. You were. but I'd rather talk about you. Uh,

you were incredible. You were. Thank you very much. Every just like micro movement was captivating. That's very nice of you. It was just, I got a good edit is what they call that in the business. I got a very good edit.

And also, um, I was good at my job the way that the, uh, prison guards at Abu Ghraib were good at their job in that. I just got to like, kind of put the screws to people and they really couldn't do anything to combat it really.

My favorite interaction was between you two when you got Sass's strategy out of him. You were like, did you just not talk as a strategy? And you were like, yeah, keep people off my back. And Ron was like, now are you afraid you gave everybody away? Yeah. I thought, Ron, like your hosting, you made me think of like, you reminded me of the game makers at Hunger Games.

Like a gleeful. Gay makers? Yeah. It's a gay maker. But like you just were gleefully putting people through hell. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good, or it's just a fun role to play. It's like a very easy role to play with they're putting it all together behind the scenes.

So all I have to do is kind of know the rules and just kind of fuck with people. Very bug heavy. Yeah, a lot of bugs in that first episode. I would not have done well. Man, does the next one come out Tuesday? Jack McClure's right. Tuesday.

Yeah, dude. Sass ate the bugs. No, I didn't eat the bugs. Which, brilliant brilliant by the way nobody had to do any of those things right and nothing

you didn't face any consequences on the other hand it's so funny because everyone's like oh like Sass is such a pussy and all this shit and it's like

dude like I'm in the same I was in the same place as Smitty Bree and Vibs and they all like were like chugging bugs

like we're all in the same place Sass is gonna get shit on no matter what I was saying before the show places, Smitty, Brie, and Vibs, and they all were like chugging bugs. Sass is going to get shit on no matter what. I was saying before the show that Sass could give someone a million dollars as a charitable donation. Sass just wants people to love him. Sass is only doing it to wash his own image. I've got haters, but I've also got some ride or dies. I was in the chat. I was fighting with one dude.

Really? Oh yeah. Then I just blocked him. I think that's good. I found him. I think that's good. I'm trying to collect more haters. He's gone. Two people. You're in too much of a point of consensus where people like you.

Yeah, I need some more haters. And to push yourself forward, you're going to need some people to dislike you. They'll start hating you. You're becoming an Andrew Schultz. Yeah. You're becoming your own worst enemy. Well, no. I mean, it's like the greatest Cat Williams wisdom of all time is that you've got to double

your haters every year if you want to stay on top. Did Cat say that? Yeah, Cat Williams. Not those exact words, but it's one of his stand-up specials. He's like, you gotta stack the haters. People do hate Cat Williams, but I think he's awesome. I feel like he's a pretty universally liked... Oh, dude, he like... Wasn't there videos of him on Worldstar getting knocked

out by a 12-year-old or something? Oh, really? It's like the funniest movie. I've never seen that. He gets in a fight with a legitimate middle schooler. Yeah, and they're like wrestling on the ground or something like that. It's like the funniest movie. Never seen that. It's in a fight with a legitimate middle schooler. Yeah, and they're like wrestling on the ground or something like that. It's so funny. It looks like a fucking Wile E. Coyote wrestling match. There's just a cloud of dust with fucking Cat Williams getting in the mix.

But I respect him, and I respect the fact that he has a bunch of haters, and he's just trucking on. You need haters. You gotta just truck on. You have to. You can't just fucking resign. You can't just like fold from the haters.

Oh, no, no. Like Boris Johnson did. Boris Johnson, dude. I wish Quigs was in here so he could tell me why all the prime ministers are resigning. Yeah.

I only found, I realized why Boris Johnson is, but why is all the rest of them? I didn't know the rest of them were. Your second smartest behind Quigs? I don't know. I don't pay attention to anything.

Who else? Who else? The Italian guy? I don't remember their names, but the Domino's fell quick and then Bojo was gone. I think Bojo had a guy named Pinscher on his staff who kept on groping. Oh yeah, dudes.

He was pinching dudes. They flamed him in the parliament. They were like, he's Pinscher by name and Pinscher by nature i love british parliament i know i love it rowdy they're rowdy they're calling each other names which british slang shit names are the best and yeah whatever revolution was a mistake we should have just linked up with them paul revere should have slept in yeah yeah that would have been sweet and they always say like, like, they say here, here,

but, like, they kind of, they, like, slurred a little bit, so it just sounds like they're saying, yeah. And it sounds like when, like, the, it sounds like a side talk video. It sounds like a bunch of people in New York at, like, a rap battle, like, yeah. Here, here. But they don't pronounce the here, hear, despite how proper they are.

We should dub those over each other. Hear, fucking parliament. Our parliament, our fucking Congress, is kind of pussy for not just being vocal. We're very submissive. They're just like, order, and everyone shuts the fuck up. Yell out more. I feel like every other culture across the world, like a Turkish parliament, I feel like they're brawling and

throwing chairs at each other. Like all the Eastern European ones, but then America, we're just sitting on our hands. At least in England, they're just shouting out or whistling and catcalling. Shit is sweet. I do love a good filibuster. We do get a good filibuster.

I thought we were getting rid of the filibuster. Why do you like the filibuster? It's a good filibuster. We do get a good filibuster. I thought we were getting rid of the filibuster. Are we getting rid of the filibuster? Why do you like the filibuster? It's a classic filibuster. It's a bullshit movie that you would like. Stall, take the floor for 24 hours. You all got to listen to me for a little bit. I don't even know. Why was that ever even a thing that they let happen?

I don't know. Tromp Thurman beat somebody with a cane or something. Or he got beaten with a cane. No, I thought he filibustered for 24 hours. I think he did that and then got somebody with a cane or something. Or he got beaten with a cane. No, I thought he filibustered for 24 hours. I think he did that and then got beat with a cane. There's some story with Thurman beating someone with a cane or getting beaten by a cane. It was the same middle schooler that beat up Cat Williams, I think. He was just on a tear.

Tom Thurman beat up Cat Williams. He probably did. He was bigoted. Is this the guy that brought the slushies? Oh, my God, yes. Yeah, it is. He's always coming. Oh, dude.

He's got a camera crew this time. He should probably be all set. That shirt. Ebony's going to kill him. That shirt that that guy's wearing was. That's dude, though. Philly was great. You had the tight 10 in the 40-minute filibuster.

Oh, yeah. Oh, he brought meals because he does the meal prep. Who is this guy? Don't have money. He's strategically trying to do this. Cut away from him. Don't even look at him. Yeah, during the ad.

Yeah, he looked over as soon as he came in and gave like a... Who is he? Can I have a little background? That's my move. Wait, that was the same... He's like Slushies in. Sofia Vergara's distant relative? He doesn't work here anymore?

Oh, yeah, Sofia Vergara's distant relative. Sofia Vergara's cousin. But he would jerk off to her. Very weird vibes. He just doesn't work here and brings us food. A nice guy, a grinder. He's on Grindr. Actually, did he even bring the slushies in?

No, it was a good coincidence. I think it was a good coincidence. He took credit for it. Yeah, and now he's bringing food, trying to get back in our good grace. Probably because he feels guilty about the stolen valor of the slushies. Wearing the exact same fit, too. Yeah, probably because he thought we wouldn't recognize him. He probably thought that we only recognized

his outfit. He thought we're so autistic that we have no facial recognition at all. We only see outfit. Dude, this is just such a wild move. No, dude, I like how we're hushing our voice. I know, I get so socially awkward, I don't even want to turn around. I don't want to do this shit.

He's right behind you. I Ebony like kicks him out every time Hey, don't look behind. I gotta give Dan. He's against the glass right behind you Kate. Don't look And I look just like Sofia Vergara Rudy's under your seat like Sofia Vergara. Oh, God. He's going to pounce it off. Hey, Broody, he's under your seat. I know. Kill him. Shoot that guy.

Anyway. You know what? I said we got such tight security now. I know. Dan is my... Dan's my fucking goat, though. Why don't we let Quigs run one of his simulations?

Literally all you have to do is just walk in with confidence. Get the javelin out. They're just like, hey, are you supposed to be there? And they're like, yeah. And they're like, all right, good. I think the guy downstairs is rooting against us.

The guy downstairs does not like us. He lets people up as much as he pleases. He's always watching Mooj Twitch streams. I've heard him listen to part of my take a couple times. Yeah. He says he doesn't like my take. He was taking notes. He doesn part of my take a couple times. Yeah. Yeah. He says he doesn't like it. He was taking notes.

He doesn't like the rest of Barstool. Yeah. I listen to, yeah. You say that? I don't really. It's so funny. Yeah, that's the classic. I don't really like fuck with Barstool, but I listen to PMT.

It's always like a couple shows. The new one of that is Out and About. Yeah. Yeah. I have girls I knew just from high school or college being like, everything you do is still disgusting, but I like those gay boys. Yeah. Like Newsflash, that's barstool, bitch.

We're all gay now. Get with the fucking time. Rome, the big gay maker. Yeah. Exactly. I'm gay as hell. But what was I about to say, dude? I had some fucking good ass shit

that I was about to say. Ooh. I lost it, dude. We're talking about security. We're talking about the slushy guy. You had your anniversary. Did you do anything special?

I was gay. That was pretty gay. Yeah, Tommy was there. Yeah. Tommy was just convenient. What the fuck was that? Yeah.

Were you guys filming something? Oh, he just like kept on popping up everywhere. Oh, you're not joking? I swear to God, he was. I was in Montauk with friends for the weekend. I assumed you were filming something for your schedule. Why were you in that outfit?

I was going to dinner, and I met Roan and his wife for a drink on the beach right before I left for dinner. And it wasn't really the beach. Did you ask them if they wanted to get a drink? Or did they ask you? They asked me. Both. It was mutual. I invited them out to bounce. He was begging.

Just texted at the same time. Well, no. So I was at Montauk in this hotel. I see Rowan post a story. And I was like, that hotel looks like it's exactly where I am right now. And it turned out he was literally about 300 feet away from me. How uncomfortable were you in that chair? It was pretty uncomfortable.

And these are the better foot picks. I told him to re-position his feet because they were like, it was in a plie when he was the first one. He had his knees facing completely opposite directions. I'd never seen anything like it. Rudy, do you remember there was a, shout out Stool Team 6, everyone's favorite creator group, where there was a video of me.

It really looked like my legs were not connected to my body. Yeah, it was like I took a picture of you, and it looked like your legs were superimposed. There's something going on there. No, I mean, he sent it to you. It looked superimposed. Tommy loves doing this thing where whenever he takes a photo, he sends it to the group chat because we really care about it.

And I said immediately that it looks like he has someone else's legs attached to his body. Like that's what you look like in almost every photo. It looks like your upper half. Yeah, I don't think it's bad at all. I just think it looks like, yeah, if you just took like an action figure and twisted the hip. Just like a – oh, yeah. Or just like, yeah, if you're – Are you guys going to bring back –

No, no, you can go. Bring back what? No, no, you're up. It looks like Harry Potter when the bones, the spell where the bones get taken out of the body. Oh, yeah. Go ahead, Sass. When are you guys going to bring back Stool Team 6?

We're trying to rehire Ellie. Oh, okay. And after that, we'll sort it out. Our agents, it's a contract thing right now, so we can't really speak on it. Sass is wearing hats now if you want them. I am. Yeah, Sass was, were you ever, no, you were never in it.

I forgot about Sass. That was before his time. When we were really struggling, we brought Nick in as a ghostwriter, and then that plummeted the show. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Dude, these guys brought just so much. I can't get over how much food they brought.

Just don't make me cry. Oh my God, it's still here? Stop, stop, stop. I really wish they would leave. I remember what I was going to say earlier. How is fucking skin cancer a thing? How is that real?

Is that a stupid question? Peel it. Forever, we just didn't have sunblock and lived outside and now the sun is what's killing people? Am I super dumb? No. I mean, you'd think that the sun would be good for you, so that is confusing. And a lot of people say it is. They're like, you need to get X amount of sun every single day.

But then it's like, if you had acted as if we had for the entire first 4 billion years of our existence that we'd be fine but then over the last 100 years we developed what do you got Kate? the earliest physical evidence of melanoma comes from the pre-Columbian mummies

radiocarbon to 2400 years ago like up in Peru and shit There's no way you could tell a mummy has melanoma. I wonder what the sign was. There's evidence of bone penetrating skin cancer as far back as 2000. Bone penetrating? Bone penetrating. What the

fuck? Yeah. How does a skin cancer even penetrate a bone? That sounds like bone cancer. I know. What the fuck? But in the last 20 years, it's increased 300%. So you're right. There's something going on.

We've gone soft. Maybe because the ozone. Is the ozone getting fucking... I don't know. I'm looking at some of my misinformation folks. Well, you want to hear something. Could it be like a chapstick toothpick? Oh, also...

Are we building tolerance? It's because our life expectancy has gone up so quickly. Because normally it takes out the olds most prevalently. Right. Really? Sun does. And then back then it was like if you got strep throat, it was curtains. Yeah.

You never even got to the melanoma stage. Right. You never made it there. But if people had lived longer, they'd be having it too. Yeah. I was actually with a bunch of my old teammates this weekend for reunion, and one of my friends coincidentally was preaching to

us about how sunblock actually gives you sunburns, and it made no sense. It was one of the worst arguments I've ever heard. I'm with him. Might be one of those things. Chapstick. Chapstick, yeah. Could be. Or if you use it, yeah, you don't have a tolerance for the sun.

I get burned no matter what. I've been peeling for like two months on my arms. I got mini golf. My farmer's tan from the mini golf tournament is insane. Yeah. Dude, spoiler. Yeah, because that was a sneaky 18-hour day. Oh, yeah.

That was a long. It was fun as hell. It was super fun. That was fun. I want to mini golf again. I have this itch to mini golf again. I just want to. You know what? I want to play as Frisbee. Dude, that shit looks fun as fuck.

Just like whipping a Frisbee. In New York, there's no places to... I guess Central Park is the only place you can really whip a Frisbee. Where else are you going to go whip Frisbee? One of the waiters at the stand, he got a light up Frisbee and every day he's like, bro, you got to stay late because we're playing

Frisbee after shit closes. Where? At the stand? In the street. That dude rocks. And I'm like, yeah, I will. But then you throw in that like hooks and like goes. Smashes a window.

Yeah. I used to love playing Ultimate Frisbee in my town. Just each block was a par two. And you use the telephone pole. Yeah. We could probably set that up. Brody Smith, who used to be a Frisbee trick shotter, now he's a pro disc golf player. He's a fan.

Hell yeah. That is dope as fuck. And I salute him. But I also don't want to make, like, I'm not trying to go play golf with Tiger Woods. Like, and feel terrible about my golf game. Like, I need to be with some shitty frizzers. Yeah. Frisbee rules, though.

I used to play Can Jam all the time. Oh yeah. My uncle was actually a professional Ultimate Frisbee player. Do you guys favor Ultimate Frisbee or Frisbee or Disc Golf? I favor Disc Golf personally because Ultimate is pretty hard on the body and I don't

know any Ultimate guys and Disc Golf is like super accessible and it's super fun. Yeah. Pull up in your wheelchair and play some. Yeah but my uncle is nice. Really? Like any ultimate guys and disc golf is like super accessible and it's super fun yeah yeah pull up in your wheelchair and play some yeah but my uncle is nice really like really when people are good at it they're like i always admire when people can throw it like this like overhand and shit like that like this is obviously cool this is pretty sweet but you can fucking whip it overhand like that and it's like fuck i was at uh when i was at college orientation we did like this kid came up to me and he was like hey like have you ever thought about joining

the ultimate team like super got the right build for it like yeah it's super fun it's like we have a great time like we have crazy parties and i was like oh yeah sure so i signed up for like the email list and then i got like an email the next week and he was and it was like recommended training for tryouts and it was like run five miles a day. And I was like, dude, I thought this was like a sign up, like drink beers while you're playing type thing. Like a softball. They like travel for it.

I was like, yeah, and this is not for me. They are like, it is a pretty athletic thing for guys who have like a rowers type of body. It's like athletic for those type of dudes. Rowers are in pretty good shape. I wouldn't use rowers type of body as Yeah. It's like athletic for those type of dudes. Rowers are in pretty good shape. I wouldn't use rowers type of body as a... But they're good at working out. They're not necessarily like fucking... Athletic.

Yeah, like they just are long and like... I would say they are extremely athletic. Yeah. I disagree. I think that they're just like... Rowers? Yeah, I think they're just good at working out. I think that they're just good at like...

Tall? They're just tall and lanky. Strong as fuck and they have insane cardio. Does that mean you're athletic? That's basically the definition of being athletic. I disagree. Yeah, no. Strong and good cardio.

I'm more, I think, on Sass's side. You guys are saying athletic as in applying to big four sports. Yeah. Athletic is like your physical ability, no? But I'm saying... That's more in shape. I'm talking about agility. They're playing a sport and they are good at it.

Are they playing a sport though? Or are they doing an activity? That's like saying that a marathon runner is not athletic. I think ultimate is a lot of lacrosse fringe. I think ultimate players are

more athletic than crew guys. That's just so wrong I'm back in on With Rowan now Cause I think I think running Jumping Throwing

Layout dude Nobody lays out in crew And rowing is just Like row guys Could easily do Could easily Row guys could easily Do ultimate

Out the cobs No are you I don't think so I don't think so brother Athleticism and being strong Are two different things I think. But it's not just being strong.

It's like saying a power lifter is athletic. Have you guys ever done the ERG machine? Okay, being good at cardio is not being athletic. That's like saying anybody that can like, that's like being like Tyler O'Day is a super athletic dude because he runs marathons. Okay, if you're, say, if you go to college. Definition of a ricochet shot. If you go to college and you are playing crew,

if you're doing crew in college, you could so easily be good at Ultimate. 80 stats road crew in college. Should we get her in? We could ask her. I'm pretty sure she got recruited to do that without ever having done it in high school or anything. That was like sass with her. Did they ask her to play basketball at UNC? I don't think so.

Roan wins. People that are rowers would easily transition to music just tempo-wise. They got that tempo down. They could just be coached. A rhythm sport. It is purely rhythm, and you just have to be strong enough to pull in a certain direction. They also, they give- You're doing it for a long-ass time.

Yeah, they're great at cardio, but I wouldn't say that the, I would say that, like, there's a chance that Lance Armstrong can't, like, throw a ball in a, like- But would you say Lance Armstrong is not athletic? Not as athletic as another athlete? Not as athletic as someone who plays Frisbee. Sound fucking insane. Because you have an intuition in Ultimate Frisbee to juke people and do other shit. Just because you can do this for an hour doesn't mean...

These people do all of that training. You guys are acting like Lance Armstrong. The only way he trains is he just gets on the bike and just pedals. They train constantly in different ways. He was a deck athlete before he got into this. So there is an implied athleticism. This is the craziest conversation I've ever had. I'm having fun just going back and forth on sides.

What sport do you think would showcase the most athleticism? I feel like basketball might showcase the most athleticism. And that's what I'm saying. I think that some sports showcase athleticism in a different way. On Sasson's side, I think that just showcases what your personal idea of athleticism is. Your guys' idea of athleticism is LeBron James. You're picturing LeBron James. You guys have been both picturing LeBron James.

Well, LeBron James is a very athletic person, obviously. I think basketball, you're running, you're jumping, it's hand-eye coordination, it's shooting. I think that there's even football players who aren't great athletes. I think that there are guys who are good at their position in football but aren't necessarily great athletes. And I think even someone who scouted football, I'd love to get Stephen Che in here on that, would tell you that some guys are just super athletic

and they're athletic across the board, and some guys are good at their sport or their discipline. And that's the distinction that I'm making. Yeah, that makes sense, though, because there's a footballer. Thank you. Then I rest my case, my case brother no but we're not agreeing football's a sport where a half the half the players on the field run like a quarter of a foot every play yeah but I think that there's some guys who are offensive tackles who are athletic and some guys who aren't athletic I think even within their same discipline and I think there's probably crew guys who are athletic

and I think there's some who can just pull. You ever see on an oil rig? I don't think they're all pretty. There might be a more higher. You ever see those things on an oil rig where it's the guy, like the rough neck, and he's built like a linebacker, and he has this one thing he does over and over. He pulls the chain and loops it. Have you ever watched that shit?

Pretty cool. It's physical as shit, and that's, I feel like, some of the football positions. But does that make the oil rig guy an athlete? Yeah. See what I'm saying? Same with a weightlifter. If you're a great weightlifter, you probably couldn't run and turn around,

but then there's a guy who can jump and dunk because he has such strong quads. Are we talking about at a professional level? Yes, you're really good at this one physical movement. If we're talking at a professional level, then you guys are so wrong. This one highly technical physical thing, but that doesn't make you an athlete. Some of the most in shape people. I think that they're in shape. If you're going strictly athletic, you would want to.

Oh, they're not. They're not different. To less big four sports, you want to go like rowing, cycling, running, swimming, and like these decathlon, Ironman sports. Those are pure athleticism. I'm looking at it like a. Those are like. It's just men.

Somebody who's very uncoordinated and clumsy theoretically could get in very good shape and not be good at sports. Right. Like, who's the guy who spins around at track and throws his socks? Then you're implying that athleticism has to be transferable from sport to sport. You can't gain athleticism?

You could get better at things. But I think there's a natural born ability to it, yeah. I think in a lot of cases yeah that that it's you are born into it I think you can get become better of an

athlete but I think it's like your guys your guys your guys like definition of athleticism seems to just be like if

like how well of a spiral you can throw yeah it's like it has nothing to do with physical it's like could you keep up in a three on

three I'm like oh well crew people they can they can run like 40 miles and they are strong as fuck and you guys are like well how good is their can they can they dive can they like high jump can they rudy what's your help on this because you've been quiet and you're probably the best athlete in this room probably i would say my only i think sass would have a better chance in his argument. I would say that the people that are the most underrated athletes are water polo players. And that takes athleticism.

I trend towards the rowing side of the argument where rowers are like, it's a hyper-specific thing. And being good at cardio, I do side with Tommy on the fact that you can just get good at cardio. Anyone can get good at cardio. We're talking about at a professional level. Isn't rowing not a hyper-specific thing, though? Isn't the entire point of the workout is it's like every muscle in your body yes yeah i guess so i mean wouldn't that be the least argument that athletic guys are acting like it's just like a simple like here's a way to here's a way i'll put the argument the kids in my high school that were on the rowing team it was like an incredible rowing program they fucking

won like henley regatta they went to fucking england were rowing program. They fucking won Henley Regattas. They went to fucking England. We're rowing against like – and a lot of them became Olympians, multiple of them. But none of them could have played another sport at the school. But a lot of the people who played other sports at the school could have done rowing. Yes. Squares and rectangles. Okay, but we're talking about – that's like any sport. I'm talking about – they were Olympians, so that is a professional level.

Okay, but that's any kid in any high school. Like, okay, we have one kid at my high school who went to Harvard for football, and he was also the best basketball player on the team, and he could have been good at golf and football and rowing and track. Yeah, but it's like that doesn't mean that – like there definitely are people who are insanely good at rowing who then could go and play high school football and high school basketball. I just think if you take ten guys who are really good at football,

maybe nine of them could also be awesome at rowing. If you take ten guys who are good at rowing, maybe one of them would be good at football. That implies that football is more important to athleticism than rowing, which it's not. You guys are switching your argument over and over. Because then you're saying that sport is more important than the other I'm not saying more important but I think that to me athleticism is like change of direction running throwing catching leaping like change of direction that dude like you guys are like these people train for that they're training

like any other athlete would train they train train as athletes. They don't just sit there and just row for hours on end as training. Well, one sport requires offensive defense and another sport just requires endurance. Athleticism is strength, fitness, and agility. So I don't think that has anything to do with hand-eye or balls or throwing

or catching, right? Well, rowing doesn't require agility. We can't be throwing definitions. In a 40-minute debate? This isn't a definitions argument. You guys are completely disregarding the fact that they're playing two different games. Like, offense and defense.

That doesn't... Like, there's not offense and defense in golf. I will say this. If we go to the core argument, because we veered away, I would say that you are correct that rowers are more athletic than an ultimate frisbee player. Yeah, that should be.

Which is, I would say, is like a mismatch. Like, that's a mismatch. Like, obviously. My argument was basically just saying that rowers aren't athletic is an insane thing to say. I don't think that's our argument. Well, fuck. I feel like that was the argument.

If we're being honest, I forgot. I've just been tossing out words. I feel like that was the argument. If we're being honest, I forgot. I've just been tossing out words. I feel like... I like a spirited argument. I like to be challenged on my point of view. It helps me sharpen how I think about things. At the end of the day, it's not something I care about at all. I feel like Ken Bone right now.

It's like I'm in the audience and I'm like, man, it's up to you guys. This is the fallback. Yeah. This is the fallback. We go take mode. We won. We won the argument. I'll never.

Because they're all like, hey, man, I'm just like learning, man. I'm just here for the. I'll make it. I want you. I don't know. You got to. There's never one on phone, right? I don't even care.

This is like funny, dude. This is funny to me. Yeah. That's like what Andrew Tate says when he's like losing an argument. He's like. Just playing devil's advocate here real quick. Throw out a couple devil's advocate. If you want to keep going, I definitely will keep going. I'll keep going.

The Winklevoss twins probably could have played football at Tommy's high school. What? The Winklevoss twins? Yeah. Hell no. What? They were Harvard rowers. Freak athletes. I will say this, though. If you are a rower, that sort of is an indictment of the fact that you just

couldn't play another sport. Yes. That's 100% what it is. Coming from your pedestal that puts other sports ahead of them. All the kids that row in high school don't want to play any other sport. No, there's other marquee sports. One of the best rowers from my high school, a kid named Mike Lombardi, tried to play basketball. He's 6'8".

He's fucking perfect body type for basketball, but he couldn't make it as a basketball player. Then he went to the Olympics for rowing. Exactly. That's how easy it is. That's unreal. He's 6'8". He's fucking perfect body type for basketball, but he couldn't make it as a basketball player. And then he went to the Olympics for rowing. Exactly. That's how easy it is. It's unreal. Everybody on the basketball team has done that. He was an athlete, and he used his body for what it was best for.

He went to the Olympics as an athlete instead of playing high school football for Tommy's team. We weren't good. The jocks didn't even get pussy. I didn't hear that. Anybody from the basketball team could have gone to the Olympics in rowing. That's so – dude, that's the worst take of all time. Any of those dudes in the basketball team.

It's easier to go from basketball to rowing than rowing. That's such a bad take. You're creeping up into, yeah, LeBron and Tom Brady could MVP every other league. Yeah, that's a horrible take. Any kid on the basketball team could go to the Olympics for rowing? I think that any of the dudes on that high school basketball team that he didn't make could have made it in rowing. Dude, that's worse than KB's scholarship take. I know a Jamaican bobsled team that used to be runners.

Do you think it's easier for a rower to become a good basketball player or for a good basketball player to become a good rower? That's really the crux of the argument. I've never argued that that's really the crux of the argument i wasn't i've never argued now that's the crux that's the crux of the argument that's a dave move you reinvent the crux i'm not like a fan of rowing i'm just saying you guys sound stupid why do you have their dicks in your yeah why are you sticking off rowing because hard? Because you guys are so like alpha, like, oh, like the only sports that matter are football, hockey, and... I'm not saying that. If my head's not getting fucking mashed into CBD of bliss, then it's not a sport. There are some people who are good at the NFL combine that can run in a straight line,

and there's other guys who are good at the three cone drill. And they're both athletes. And I think one would be described as more athletic than the other. Right. But it sounds so silly to be like Rudy, but you being like, oh, he couldn't make it in another sport. Like, who's the winner? He had an Olympic gold medal.

No, it's not a winner or loser. It's just that, like, I don't think anybody grows up being like, I'm built to be a rower, you know? They sort of fall... Nobody wants to do that. Yeah. They sort of fall into it.

I mean, the guys who went to the Olympics and won gold medals for it, too. But that's not what athleticism... Athleticism is being... Yeah, like, I don't understand why being like, oh just didn't fit this rower couldn't be you could play a bunch of sports i think you're athletic if you can only play one that matters for four years of your entire life you're you're framing it through your own high school experience no i'm not i'm saying it was like what made you

popular not popular and i'm framing it that's how no but it is because you're like oh you have to be like the best athletes was the kid that was junior year who played football and hockey. I think a better athlete is someone who could play baseball and football. A better athlete would be someone who plays one sport and gets super good at it. Who's going to be recognized as an athlete 40 years out of high school at a reunion? Someone wearing a gold medal from the Olympics? Or someone being like, oh, wait, remember? I was actually second quarterback.

I think they might remember that. All right, I shouldn't use a fucking reunion, but at an office workplace when you get to talk about it. Oh, I was in the Olympics or oh, I was on my high school football team.

Who's going to be remembered as the athlete? They'll be remembered more. Does that make them more athletic? Yes. Yes, dude. Like, everything so much. Really the crux of the argument.

TJ, what do you think, TJ? I think that based off of this, crux of the argument. TJ, what do you think, TJ? I think that based off of the parameters of this argument, the hardest sport would be something like baseball, where the technical skills aren't as translatable. Giannis Antetokounmpo can't hit a baseball.

Exactly. Technical skill. We've been overlooking technical skill. Technical skill versus athletic ability. A athlete might be the most athletic. There's no technical skill. Technical skill versus athletic ability. Like a two-athlete might be the most athletic. There's no such thing as technical skill in athleticism. You never heard Kenny Powers say – Physical capabilities. You never heard Kenny Powers say, I'm trying to be the best at my sport.

I'm not trying to be the best at working out. Like I think that that's what a lot of these things are. Like you're not the best at your sport. You're just really good at working out. Oh. No, but that doesn't have there's no inherent tie for athleticism to sport even athleticism original arguments right now with you guys okay but okay well if you look at what the entire american public gravitates to it's probably the peak of whatever combines all these things and that's why like football basketball baseball baseball are the most popular. No, football, basketball, baseball are the most popular because they're fun to watch.

No one's going to watch a rowing tournament. Because it's not as technical and interesting. It's a boring sport, but it doesn't have anything to do with the athleticism. I mean, running. But it doesn't involve as much. It could be more interesting if they were throwing balls at each other's heads at the same time. I think that now we're talking. Or I just don't think that we're advancing the argument.

I think you guys already lost by a lot. I think we can all agree that the best athlete wears bird dogs. Oh, for sure. For sure, fuck yes. The best athlete is that athletic because he eats them. Yeah, because they're the best only and most delicious shorts you should be consuming this summer. That's Bird Dogs. They're comfortable shorts.

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You will not take these things off, I promise you. Thank you guys for arguing with me. I feel like I'm like a dog with a chew toy. I kind of just need to be pulled on my jaw a little bit. I feel like that's kind of healthy for me. Put you through the paces. Yeah, put me through the paces.

You seem sharper now for some reason. Iron sharpens iron. You seem like, yeah. Iron sharpens iron. I'm out of opinions for the week. I'm all set. I'm fired up. I'm going to be thinking about this when I'm going to opinions for the week. I'm all set. I'm fired up. I'm going to be thinking about this when I'm going to bed.

I know. I definitely seem to care the most about this argument. Fast joins a rowing team. I want that. And caring is not cool, dude. Yeah, don't care. I will say this distinctively. People do like to throw around that hockey is the most athletic of the core.

I've never heard that. From personal experience, can strongly uh deny those allegations i know many hockey players that are terrible athletes and most of us are very bad in other sports you know i'll say the quickest i've ever gotten like like worn out and winded was just we used to have to like grapple and stuff in the middle like that i say fighting is the hardest like physically you were out of breath in like 10 fucking seconds you're just done you used to have to grapple and stuff. I say fighting is the hardest. Physically, you are out of breath in like 10 fucking seconds. I would agree with that. You're just done.

We used to have to do grappling for hockey training. It is so brutal. Yeah. And if you look at UFC, I would say that that combines the most. Super impressive. Who would win in a street fight? A good rower or a good basketball player? Tommy, we've moved on. I think there's recency arrogance in thinking that the best way to judge athleticism in a 40,000-year human lifespan is American football. Yeah.

It doesn't make sense. And then by that argument, Liver King is the greatest athlete we have. Yeah. Yeah. I think soccer. I would say European football. Yeah. It would pop.

It would pop. It would sink the boat. Is this what you were doing, Kate? They would have us run at each other with these padded sticks like in American Gladiators and just beat the shit out of each other. Fighting like kangaroos. They make it look a lot cooler than it is. They're just boxing.

I feel like it's a lot of body shots. Why so many body shots? I don't know. Because there was the one face shot. I don't know. They got like a battle royale going here. But it is exhausting. Why are drill sergeants so mean? They're supposed to break you down

so they build you back up. Why don't they just start you where you are and build you from there instead of breaking you down and building you back up? I don't know. As someone who went to boot camp with a tramp stamp What did they say? They just roast the fuck out of you. The only thing that saved me

was another girl in my boot camp class had a Corvette tramp stamp. Of the whole car? No, it was just the symbol. Oh, that's sweet. That rules. That is kind of sweet. Damn.

They're just really mean. I feel like that's not like, how does that help you become a better soldier? They'll be like, if you think we're mean, wait till you hear the Taliban. They're going to be mean as fuck to you. Sometimes I'm like,

I don't know if that was necessary. It doesn't seem like it was. I don't know how to do that. Is it just like a discipline thing? I guess. They break you, they like try to break you down and scare you so that like,

I think the end goal is that you're all supposed to be like a team. You're supposed to learn like teamwork by the end. Like everyone, the group over the person is like by the end so to kind of like survive them you all have to work together kind of thing um i think also the motivation is that like they don't trust the foundation that you've built on your own so if they build a foundation themselves then you feel and i think there's also something to like yeah hazing's bad but you do feel kind of cool when you've overcome it. You know, you do feel like

a duh. Or when you're doing it. Or when you're doing it, yeah. Jon Hamm stapled a man's nuts to his thigh at UT Austin. Oh yeah, that was his as like a frat thing. Pretty neat. He stapled another man's nuts? Jon Hamm got caught up in some crazy hazing.

But you don't feel nut skin as for what I've heard. You definitely feel that. I swear, no. Are you woman-splaining nut skin to us right now? No, no, no. Let's let her explain nuts and Rudy explain the armed forces. I heard that your nut skin is the same as your elbow skin.

The same vibe. Your weenus. You could probably stab through my weenus right now and I wouldn't feel it. The knife. Yeah, but if you staple to your thigh and get your ball skin i don't think well i heard childbirth's not that bad kate you can feel ball skin though you can okay yes you definitely can all right how do you know owen yeah i felt my own if you like like pinch your balls. If you nick your balls shaving. It hurts a lot.

See, I heard you could really like go to town on it. What are you feeling in there, Zah? Actually, I'm going to go try it. Zah gets a staple gun. He gets a semi-automatic staple gun. Add that to the wheel. Yes, nut staple. John Hamm comes in and stables your nuts.

You think he would come and do that I don't know I think he would that would be absolute love if he could kind of take back his hazing and like make it into a positive thing rather than be an actor I know like if we're like kind of cheering him along so his like traumatic past

doesn't have so much weight for him how did this come out with someone like John Hamm he's the one that staples someone else he does that one show a week in Blackface. Yeah. It was his thing. Yeah, I think the guy, or it must have been someone in his frat that told us. It feels like it would just be the same thing over again,

people cheering him on as he staples someone's nutskin to his thigh. It's kind of awesome. I would want to be in that room. I feel like the energy would be crazy. Yeah, it would be a sight for sure yeah it would get the people going you're naked a lot in college rudy constantly with the boys i know you're fucking but yeah yeah hockey guys were always just not where it's a very naked naked environment super freely naked what in a frat house no on the hockey team oh in a hockey team yeah It's always like a, it was always really scary because like once you get older, you start

showering at the rink and then getting over that peak of like, oh, I'm going to shower with the guys today. It was like really fucking intimidating. But then once you get through to the other side. It's euphoric. Paradise. Is there a lot of like, remember the movie Waiting? Like bat wing type stuff?

Yeah. Bat wing. Yeah. The brain. The snail. The goat. We had a. Timeless bits. The hockey team wasn't allowed to have a house. waiting like batwing type stuff yeah batwing the brain the snail the goat we had uh timeless bits the hockey team wasn't allowed to have a house and they like hazed in our basement one time and yeah just went down there for a second it was just they hazed in your basement yeah but there's like 60 of them and i saw that many dicks how did you get to be the house

oh oh oh i was taking this as high school. My mom brought down Tostino rolls for them when they were done. Hey, boys, you want to come over and haze in my basement? Is it finished or not? Tass is definitely going over the fine points of that debate that we had in his head right now. I just think it's funny that. I know a kid who was in a fraternity in high school. He grew up in Mississippi

and apparently they would just beat the fuck out of you. There was no perks. It was just a gang. There was no perks to being in the frat. They would just haze the fuck out of you constantly. Latin Kings are just a fraternity. Serranos are just a super strict fraternity.

I think actually when fraternities get kicked off campus, aren't they considered gangs? I don't know. I think that's a real thing. Remember in Pennsylvania they couldn't have sorority houses because they were considered brothels? I think every state has that same myth. I think that myth is very pervasive.

I think that's one of those things that if you search it, you'll find lots of the same. In Louisiana, there can't be sorority houses because of brothels. And I don't think it's true, but also... An old wives' tale? Yeah. There aren't many, though. There aren't a lot of them.

This is where we need Quiggs to fact check. He would know about this. He would know. He would know about this. He would be obsessed with sororities. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, one of my favorite bits every year in college

is I would just do this thing where I'd rush the sorority and then I would not get in and I'd get really pissed. And that would be like my end with all the girls. I'd be like, oh, yeah, I rushed. And then for whatever reason, I didn't get in. Did you actually rush? So much. Look at yourself, man.

You could have just... You just walked up to the girls. No, dude. You guys gas me up. You're doing too much. I had to bring some to the table. You should grow a beard back. You look so hot with a beard. No, dude. You look hot right now. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it.

My beard is pretty weak, but I think I'm going to try to go... I'm going to try again this summer for the Jon Snow man bun. I'm going to go for it. Yes, brother. This summer? Are you talking about right now? I'm going to try again this summer for the Jon Snow man bun. I'm going to go for it. I'm going to give it my all. Yes, brother. This summer? Are you talking about right now? Well, I'm going to start it now because you've got to give it some time.

We're in the third quarter of the summer right now. I don't want to talk about it. I'm near the dog day. Well, I said I'm going to start, but just by Christmas, I want to be bunned up. I think you should do Revolutionary War mutton chops. I could grow some. I think you would crush it. That's like the one thing I can grow is mutton chops. So I'm just waiting for that moment.

That'd be good. How are they just doing it so hard? I think Mincy just wants to talk about widespread panic. Yeah. He's bouncing around and lingering. So what's going on there? I don't know. I don't know if he was talking to me or who.

Oh, bring him in here. He's just lingering around. Look at him running. He was circling our wagon. He's just lingering around. Look at him. He was circling our wagon. What's up, Mincy? Hey. How's it going? Good, man. What's going on?

Do you have a seat? Yeah. What's on your mind, man? Oh, my Louisiana State Senator high school friend is about to be here, so I'm excited about that. That's going to be cool. Hell, yeah. What are you guys going to talk about?

He just wants to save our stool, man. He's been a big supporter of the stool. Hell, yeah. Was this him? He was talk about? He just wants to save our stool, man. He's been a big supporter of the stool. Hell yeah. I was disported when we got legalized in Louisiana. That is a southern gentleman if I've ever seen one. I'll go get him. Yeah, I can feel Jimmy Herring's guitar piercing through my skin still. Oh, yeah, dude.

Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. All right. That was a fever dream. Last night. Was he?

And now he's parlaying with state senators? That's like Gillis going from the case race to fucking Andrew Yang. What a fucking varied existence this man lives. He's got the full smorgasbord. He's got that social athleticism. That's such an awkward person. We're just giving it to her at Kate's Skull. Mic'd up right now.

Did you see his hair flip, bro? He has the Hoover hair. You can tell he lived on dirty money. He took a lot of money campaign donations. Yeah, he did. The dog for the cause was just a slush fund for this guy. The dog.

Let's keep the camera on that. I want to introduce everyone. The dog. What? How did he fucking evade that camera? He juked us? See, that's an athlete. He juked off camera. He's a gay guy, so we like him just fine. We don't say nothing to him.

We don't bother each other. Like what you do if you saw a gator walking across the front. Let him be. Let him be. Tube down. They start hissing, you start running. Now cover your holes.

David's spot is behind them. You got to run in a zigzag. The spot is behind them. They can't descend on you and fuck you against your will. I went to the widespread panic concert with him last night, and I'm not confused by anything about him anymore. Okay, break it down, because I'm not confused by anything about him anymore. Okay, break it down because I'm still confused about everything about him.

That's true. It was at the Beacon Theater packed venue, historic venue. Everybody in there has the exact same mannerisms as him. Really? Yeah, everybody's like kind of crawling up the walls and chairs and everything.

Everyone has the Zoomies? Everybody has the Zoomies. And yeah, I don't know. We had humanism in a beautiful way. It was an awesome night. Everybody had a great time. I love contextualizing my friends. I love to humanize people and be like, oh, now.

And I feel like you can really get that a lot by meeting people's parents sometimes. Yeah. When you meet both people's parents, you're like, oh, half you, half you. Hank looks like he's having a great time. Oh, yeah, Hank, he was spraying some vomit. How did he get minty eyes? We all did, dude.

As soon as you walk in the doors, everybody's just cross. It's just the panic. He is such a pure at stew finer when he had that big party at his house and he had a live band and it was like two in the afternoon and the sun is out and like a few people were sitting eating and everyone was else but he was the only one on the dance floor just completely just groove into the band by himself didn't give a fuck about anybody else that is so dope like having such a good time and i did i was like i love this guy i deeply admire people who have that and it's like how do you even translate that to like a child like how do you sew that into your child to be

like dance like nobody's watching right just do your thing and enjoy yeah because you want to be like uh there's a line between being self-aware and self-conscious like aware and conscious are basically synonyms but like self-conscious and self-aware are way two different things. You're a self-conscious dancer, versus a self-aware. Quiggs and I tried playing some widespread panic at the bar before.

He said, please don't. The second you hear the guitar, you'll know every word he plays. What do you mean, you'll know every word? He said, we'll know every word to every song. Just by osmosis? Yeah. I was so excited. I wanted it to happen so bad. Like waking up from a coma and speaking French? I know.

Safe to assume that did not work. No, but like I like full placebo. I wanted it to work so bad. I got to his level and I wanted to know all the words, but I didn't. It was still awesome though. You'll know every word to every song. Yeah.

The second you hear like 30 seconds of a guitar. That's awesome. It's just intuitive. There's the words are all intuitive. Maybe that's how they write their songs. Just off the top. Um, all right.

Thanks for yakking with us today, friends. It's been an absolute pleasure. Thank you, Rudy. Thank you guys. And, uh, also to Quigs, but also to you, Rudy. Thank you, guys. And also to Quigs.

But also to you, Kate. Also to you, Owen. And Zaz, thank you to you. Zal, also thank you to you. And TJ, thank you to you. Thank you to you. And Stephen Che, made a prep sheet. Thank you to him.

And also thank you to guys like Nick and KB. And thank you to Brandon Walker. Thank you to Big Cat, of course. How could we forget? Thank you to Dave Portnoy. Some of our forefathers as well. Like guys like- Caleb, Jared.

Coley, Karabas. Jared, yeah. Caleb, Coley, Karabas. Fuck Colby. Yeah, fuck Colby. And- Loud Sean. And big thank you to Loud Sean.

Gonzo. Remember Gonzo, dude? Thank you to Gonzo. Thank you to Gonzo. Who iszo, dude? Thank you to Gonzo. Thank you to Gonzo. Who is that other guy who, he's in the background of the picture where Brandon's pushing Devlin. Fenton.

Eric Fenton. Eric, yes. Eric, thank you to Eric. Ebru, remember Ebru? Anyone remember Ebru? Yeah, Ebru, the black guy, black bald guy, Jenna Nigerian.

Oh, yes, yes. Thank you to Ebru. Shout out to the guy who helped Jenna Marbles break the record for most bras tried on at once. I think it was 36. Oh. Seems beatable. I'll break that on here.

I feel like that's beatable, Kate. That's so beatable. What? Does it have to be fucking hooked on? Why couldn't they be different sizes of like? Couldn't you just go up and size? This was like 08 probably. There's probably someone who's, but I think that's a winnable thing.

I think that we could get Guinness in here for that. I think so. I'd do it. That'd be a nice feather in the cap. Yeah. Guinness. I'll try it on. Yeah, just one Guinness.

Yeah. If Erica said you could double your salary if you break a Guinness World Record by the end of the month, what would you train to do? Yo. I'll leave you with that. Yo. What? that's so good dang we should break a world record on this show yeah there's not anything that i feel like i could do you got to find some i mean like there's dudes that like run backwards for like you just got to find the one that's a stone that's unturned right Right. Athletes like that. Right. Some, yeah. Athletes like that.

The guy, I think the Rough and Rowdy guy has that record. The Ninja Warrior guy. I think he has that. The thing with the Guinness World Records test is I feel like the football players

would be able to break all of them. Most expensive bra. I feel like that was like the selling point of like 10 of those Guinness books of world records it would just be like Adriana Lima on the front of her with like dude I missed that when everything was also pulled

yeah yeah you just flicking through the book fair really quickly into the dazzled bra everything had two pages of nudie mag in it sports mags everything even playboy It was bedazzled broth. Everything had two pages of nudie mag in it. Yeah. It did. Yeah. Sports mags, everything did. Even Playboy.

All right. All right. That was a good show. See you guys all tomorrow. Sure. Sure. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. We'll be right back. It's the act.