The Yak - Talent Agent Secures MASSIVE DEAL For Celebrity Client | The Yak 5-20-2022

Episode Date: May 20, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. The motherfucking Yak. Welcome back. I'm your host, Brandon Walker. How is everybody today? Looks like the sick boy is back.

Christ, dude. Help me out, Kate. No, dude. Help me out, Kate. No, thanks. Fuck it. That was a blanket statement. The camera was honing in on you. I said, I'll let Kyle. Yeah. Yeah, I'm still sick.

Sick Kyle. How are you feeling? Not contagious. Not contagious. How do you know you're not contagious? Yeah, I hate when people say that. Yeah, I don't know. You look contagious.

You have no idea if you're contagious or not. Usually people just take that. You look swollen. You have no idea if you're contagious or not. Usually people just take that. You look swollen. Not contagious. Not contagious. You look blurry. Yeah. Oh, boy.

You're looking real contagious. Yeah. You're probably going to set this one out if you wanted to. No, it's Friday. All right. Okay. Yeah, yeah, you're right. It is Friday.

No doubt. Why give yourself a long weekend? It's true. I could not stay home another day. You have a friend coming to visit you soon, right? No, no. I'll be back. I'll talk about that.

You mean the friend's not coming? My friend isn't coming. My boy Mac and Del are audible. They're coming now. Oh, Mac and Del are coming. No way. Same amount of time? We'll see. We'll see. Which're coming now. Oh, Mac and Dell are coming. Yeah. Same amount of time? We'll see.

We'll see. Which one do you like better, Mac or Dell? Dell. I don't know. They're both pros and cons. Those are both computer names. Mac and Dell, yeah. Yeah.

You say, dude, it's a Dell. Yeah. We've never acknowledged that. Never acknowledged that. You should. We only speak in just one-off utterances. Matt coming to the Big Apple. God.

Wow. You know what I mean? We would never. No, it's none of that. I need Kate to hang out with you. It's all just pointing and labeling with us. Got it. Yeah, I've gone out with you three before,

and you guys just absorb and regurgitate immediately. It's crazy. When I'm with them, that's how I am. But when I'm with other more intelligent friends, I will speak in sentences. They're just utterists. It's going to be exciting.

Hey, Kate. He'll have to call IT if he gets them sick. Hello. Hello. Fuck. Fuck up. Eight. Hello. God damn it. Fuck. Give him a bug. Give him a bug. Fuck up. Dude.

What's the mean... Because I just wanted to snap on you there. Okay. Go on. That's fair. In your Barstool career, what is the meanest

another male co-worker has been to you? Brandon Walker's probably a cunt. No, but Brandon... Oh, sorry. Kyle have a visceral reaction to very pregnant you? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that would probably be it. I did. You did. I did. That's when I was walking by this room, and I wasn't even looking in, and I heard you go, ugh, like that. You heard?

And then I looked in, and everyone- It wasn't aimed at you directly. It just- Well, you said- It was. It was aimed at the shape of you. No, but I don't want you to think like, oh. My body.

The female body in general. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was more. Okay. Yeah. They made you come apologize to me because it was so directed at me. Okay.

I forgot about pregnant you. Yeah. That was you for a while. Yeah. I was using a cane to get to work. Oh. Like a dork. Really? Not that people use can Like a dork. Really?

Not that people use canes or dorks. A lot of people are. Did you use a cane? I couldn't. I was so fucked up I could barely walk. I don't remember a cane. Or a drink. What's that?

Are you drinking? A little bit. I remember it was, was it seven, eight? When we were at Brass Monkey. How many months? We were doing Vegas Bombs for eight How many months? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.

You got to keep things on its toes. It's still walking. It's on its toes. Anyway, what's up? You got to get KB to meet that little boy. Yeah, I got to bring him in. Is he a toe walker? Yeah, he is.

Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. All the boozing. Just a quirk. I don't want my kids to meet KB because he's going to diagnose them with something I don't want them to have. They're all coming home with something. Where is your kids? They told me the lady that set everything up for the Father's Day shoot said that they're not ready,

and they're getting new merch in next week, so they want us to shoot it with the new merch. So I've got to bring them in next week at some point. And I might have to bring all my kids in. Father's Day merch? Yeah, Father's Day merch, apparently. They've already shot with Large and his kids, and now they're waiting for new merch for me and my kids. It's funny. Mother's Day, I didn't hear anything from anyone.

Nothing. New merch for me and my kids. It's funny. Mother's Day, I didn't hear anything from anyone. Isn't there a brand new pizza toy on the Barstool Sports Store? There is. It's a one-bite pizza toy, guys. It's well-built. Was that your brainchild? It was. It's my design. Dogs or kids?

Well, either or. Same difference. I guess at a certain point, they're pretty much the same thing. Yeah. As soon as I showed it to Dave, she shrugged it and went, it looks like a dog toy. And I was like, so that's a yes? That's a green light?

And yeah. It crinkles. It wrinkles. It's squishy. It's soft. And it's a dog toy. Pull it up. I've never seen anything that can both crinkle and wrinkle.

My son, if you go to the barstool store, he's the model for it. Really? So I don't like to brag, but totally using him for. Never shut the fuck up about that kid.ool store he's the model for it really i don't like to brag but totally using him for never shut the fuck up about that kid no he's super advanced i was a hand model once for a sub shop called d pasquale stop no you weren't yeah and uh it was like all these giant pictures it was like my hands subs and it was open for about one month were you a kid was it because your hands made the subs i was out of college i big? I think it was, I don't know, my lack of cuticles I think was a plus. You do have nice hands, I will say.

Keep it in your pants. Easy, Kate. They're very smart. Get the fuck out of here, dog. They're blogger hands. But Kate, on the flip side, I have calluses. The heaviest of dumbbells. Calluses.

They're bubbly. All right, there he is. I have calluses, too. Yellow-ish. Look how cute he is. That's a great toy. The box is also part of the toy box? Yes, it comes with the box.

The whole thing is soft. Good toy. You can take the slices out? You can take the slices out, but they're Velcro, so they won't get lost that easily. But the Velcro's not too strong. That is what she feeds her kid at night. It is.

He just eats those. Anyway. You kid, too. Help me out. Mom needs a win. And he's Muslim now, right? Yes, yes. Yeah, okay.

Halal. The pizza is halal. No, you didn't force that on him? No, no. She let him choose. No, I let him choose. How early did he gravitate towards Allah? Pretty much right away.

It was instinctive. Yeah. Like a deer. Uh-huh. Like a Muslim deer. Like a Muslim deer. Right. Much like the Muslim deer.

Much like the Muslim deer. People always forget you have a Muslim baby. Everybody, I have to remind people, people don't bring it up as often as they should. Do you have beef with what you've done earlier in your life? Beef.

It's a conventional child's experience though. Bedtime routines. Oh yeah. I let him do it because I'm not Muslim so I don't want to encroach on his world so I just let him do what he pleases. A little prayer rug rat.

Yeah, I put a little prayer rug down and I... Goodnight crescent moon. Yeah. You're a little Muslim son. You're a little Muslim child. I was going to say when you feed him, do you fly the food right into his teeth? Oh no.

Oh man, we were lighthearted. Oh, that was good. Thanks guys. Thank you for having your little... I remember when Pat was on the fence about Islam and Christianity. I didn't sway him either way. Thank you for letting him decide.

Yeah. Muslim is the one. Could be a phase. The phase. Randy, you shot that shit down when your son wanted to be. Yeah. No, no, no. I didn't need a mic at the time.

He doesn't let his kids play with my kids. With my kid. Yeah. Yeah. Because my kids are eight years older than your kids. Yeah. And they're God-fearing men. Right.

Yeah. And they're living right. Who is the next most recent Barstool baby? Ooh. Whereas yours is the... Marina's is the next one. Yeah. Yeah.

Colby Nolan just had one. Yeah, Colby Nolan. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Colby Nolan. You're always Barstool, actually. Smitty's son is almost my son's age. Che? Oh, and Smitty, yeah.

You're recent. Even Che? Che's really recent. Okay. Yeah. We're part of the Zoo Crew. I mean, we have a chunk of the Zoo Crew sitting right here. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. We're due to go back. Who's next? Who's next? Probably me. You think? I've been pretty lackadaisical. With your...

With my seed. With your protection? Would that be like the worst thing in the world to happen to you? Yes. I would rather get a disease that has like a 60% mortality rate. Okay, it ain't that bad. It ain't that bad. Brandon, I'm young.

I'm 30. I wouldn't rather. So you'd rather die? Not 60%. 60%. 40? 40. Okay.

Death. What do you think? I'd rather go deaf. Okay. No way. That might help you, actually, as a parent. Oh, my friend. My friend.

It's easy to ignore. My best friend growing up had a deaf mom. We did also. It was all sign language. The doorbell was a sign language. It was all nonverbal communication. Yeah. Your up, had a deaf mom. We did also. It was all sign language. The doorbell was a strobe light. It was all nonverbal communication. Your friend really had a deaf mom? Yeah.

AC Hinton. Did you just say the doorbell was a stick? The doorbell was a strobe light. Oh. Oh, that's pretty fucking cool. His mom used to call my sister all the time. Well. If you're deaf and watching TV

you just have the closed captions on all the time right you know we I always do I always do anyway except for comedies

really yeah wait hold on do you believe the deaf people don't have closed I don't know I don't know

if there was some type of I mean I don't know the variations of deaf but like some people can have hearing aids and stuff like that and I don't know the degrees of it but I assume they can have hearing aids and stuff like that. I don't know the degrees of it, but I assume they just have closed captioning on everything.

But sports, that would be very annoying. If you're deaf, how do you learn to read? That's what I'm saying. When you're deaf and illiterate, you can't watch videos. So we need an ASL. My mom was illiterate. I believe that. I understand completely. Thank you. How. Believe that. I understand completely.

Thank you. How that would happen. I appreciate that. You want to do the wheel real quick before we get started? Is there any barriers as well? Barriers? Not really. There's no barriers in Mississippi.

Jay, talk me through that a little bit. The sports without volume being the worst. No, sports with closed captioning. Because the closed captioning never keeps up. It's always like bits and chunks. I got you. You're saying you're better off no captioning. That's one of the things where you don't need.

Yeah, that's true. I thought he was saying sports, you need the audio. I'm fucking lost. I asked my wife this the other day. Would you rather be unable to read or unable to do any simple math? Unable to read, you couldn't live your life. I can't do simple math at all. Yeah, that's a low.

You mean simple math just like any numbers? Any math. Once you put second grade, when we hit long division, I was like, well, I'm done. That's it for me. And I never went beyond it. I made it through the entire way. When I got to Fordham, I sat down with the thing. I was like, if you guys make me do math, I'm not going to ever graduate.

And they're like, fine, don't do it. And that's how I just went through the rest of my life, skating through, forging my parents' signatures on failure notes and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I can't do anything. I'm an idiot. I can't do math. I got bronchitis when we were learning sevens times tables in Ms. Dusick's class.

I just never learned them. If we're talking the simplest of math, if you can't count things in your head, I think you wouldn't be able to function. You're talking about reading. Every day is like, you need to read. I know, I'm saying it's a closer fight than you guys are giving it.

You wouldn't be able to comprehend weeks, months, years, time. You wouldn't know what numbers. I'll see you it's 90. You wouldn't be able to comprehend weeks, months, years. I think I have that. It's dyslexia. You wouldn't know. Numbers. You wouldn't get time. I'll see you in three hours and you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. Right.

Owen has it right. As far as what I meant. Sure, it's closer. I'm still going to take reading. I'm still taking reading. I can't even read. So a few weeks ago on Zero Block 30, they always rip on me because whenever there's numbers to be read, which is a lot on a military show because you're talking whatever, but I can't read numbers.

And somebody messaged me and was like, you might have dyslexia, but with numbers. That's a real thing. I looked it up. And I can't do simple math in my head. I can't read numbers. Sometimes I'll go to write a number and I write a totally different number. Like I, it all gets scrambled and it's like a real thing. You might just be a fucking idiot.

Well, that's given. We don't always need to diagnose things. Sometimes you're just dumb. No, I've watched enough TikTok to know that is what you do. I have number dyslexia. It used to diagnose people as dumb, right? What was dumb? It was deaf and dumb.

Yeah, I think that was a medical term. It was a diagnosis. What was being dumb? Mute. Was that mute? I think that was a medical term. It was a diagnosis. What was being dumb? Mute. Was that mute? I think so. Are people mute without being deaf? Yeah, you got to be real dumb.

Mutes still exist. I don't know. Mute go extinct? People who can't just talk? Huh. Interesting stuff. So you can be dyslexic in numbers Not words

I've fucked up numbers before like that So people who are dyslexic In English You think there are other languages they wouldn't be dyslexic in? Great question Owen That is a great question Well in Islam, circle it back here They read from right to left

Our numbers are Arabic Right? The numbers left. They are Arabic. Aren't the numbers that we use Arabic? What? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Isn't that Arabic? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

What happened yesterday? Oh, man. We had the worst show in the history of the accuracy. It. Yeah, it was just us trying to solve tech issues. Absolute stinker. Yeah. Dan's phone was out, so he was trying to worry about his phone all day. And he went and sat over there. And it was just me, Nick, Jerry, and Owen just doing sporkle quizzes.

And we ended up turning to Jeopardy, and we saved it at the end. Jeopardy? Don't we have a Yak Jeopardy in the phone? We can bust it out. Wait. Weren't you doing Asshole Athletes? Was that for your last show? That was Pick Central, yeah. Well, I made a list of Asshole Athletes? Was that for your last show? That was Pick Central, yeah.

Well, I made a list of Asshole Athletes. Well, that was for Pick Central. Well, can I do my list? I would love to. I was doing the biggest Asshole Athletes of all time. Yeah, I want to hear Kate's list. I put work into this. Yeah, but you know I have multiple shows.

I also have- I don't pay attention to what you do. So here's my list of biggest non-criminal douchebags in sports. Okay, go ahead. Number one, Larry Bird. No, why? Yeah. Not a lot of people know this.

Listens to movies on his laptop on airplanes with no headphones. Yeah, I believe that. That'll do it. Number two. He also has a bad relationship with his daughter. Yeah, that's terrible. A terrible move. Billie Jean King.

Don't agree with that. Number one tennis player in the world. Lesbian. Take it back. She's a cute little 78 year old I heard she drives Around her neighborhood

Revving her engines All the time Total bitch What a bitch Lou Gehrig Yes Agreed Doesn't wipe down

His gym equipment And he takes forever On the machines And Bubba Watson Honestly the ice bucket Challenge Total asshole So I put a lot of thought.

Bubba Watson really is an asshole. Oh, is he really? He really is an asshole. He's an asshole. Yeah, that's an actual thing. Oh, I thought with a name like that, you're just like a jovial guy. He's a good old boy? Yeah.

No, he's an asshole. Oh, well, then I got one right. Okay. That was a... It was good. I tried real hard to be. You met Larry Bird because that one rough and rowdy fighter one time said you look like him. I believe the quote was Larry Bird looking ass bitch.

Yes, that is the correct. Who said that? Travis Terman. The big guy. And he also said that if I ever went to another rough and rowdy fight, he would have his wife come from behind and just take me out. Did you go to another one no but i'm i'm such a little bitch i may never know who's his wife because i've seen her they're from the boondoggles you don't fuck around with like people from the boonies women from the boonies when i had

to barbecue sauce wrestle at talladega i'm sorry oh that Oh, that video's incredible. I forgot. Dude. And Dave put all this money on me. Is Thurman West Virginia? Yes. He's from like the booties. Oh, she's half-assed does. You could flick her over. She would nod to the left. All right over on her fucking side.

I don't know. Supine position. Buried. Kate, you can blow her over. She's fucking goofed up. That's a fair point. On the X-Y's. You could read and have no military experience.

Yeah. Well, that didn't help me at all in the last thing. You lost the barbecue sauce wrestling? I got my ass beat. I go out there, and I'm just trying to be wacky and fun. It was like this woman named Brandine from some holler in South Carolina. I was trying to be funny. I thought that we were going to joke around.

She's coming for you. This woman, and she had been winning. She had beat like 10 other girls to get here. Oh, damn. Okay. I know. Look, she grabs me by my hair at one point and is just shoving me down.

It was so embarrassing. What is that? That looks like borscht. It was so gross. What is that? That looks like borscht. It was so gross. What the fuck is that? What is that advertised as? Oh, look how skinny I used to be. Barbecue sauce, right?

Anyway. Sauce? Yeah, I was just trying to be fun, and she beat my ass. Oh, you're splashing her, you bitch. I thought we were going to goof around, and she went right to business. What are the flags for?

I think you've got to grab them? You have to grab a flag. Look, she grabs my hand. Oh, she grabs. You have to grab the flag and put it in a bucket. The flags are for sometimes the people there forget where they are and then they look and they're like, oh, a barbecue sauce wrestling. Anyway, the next day she came and found me because I had said something into the mic beforehand. I was like, we'll give you an extra like grand or whatever if you can beat me. And I looked at Dave like, you're rich. You give her that and we all great and then i got my

ass beat and i lost dave like a grand well she came and found me the next day and was like where is my money she like came to dave's trailer which she was right to do and we got it to her but then she and i got hammered drunk the rest of the day and like hammered drunk yeah we were on one of those little like bikes in the middle of the track. Whatever. It was a hoot. It was a friendship. It was a friendship. Yeah, she was great. But no, I never stood a chance. Probably died of an overdose later.

You did. That $1,000 was her demise. Could have been. Could have been. Could have been. Yeah. And then you went to the dick sucking thing. Yeah.

A good juice. She went to gin and juice. Yeah, I did. It was veterans getting their dick sucked for a second i misunderstood that and thought you said like my next event that i went to at talladega and i was like okay yeah you almost like i was pretty sometime in the future you went to the dick sucking thing yes the pregnant when you went to the dick yessucking thing. Yes. Were you pregnant when you went to the dick-sucking thing? Yes, I was. That was a terrible idea.

Did you know you were pregnant at the time? Yes, I was visibly very pregnant when I went. I know. I just wanted you to say it. Okay. Yeah, that was the Veterans Day free blowjob party with Jenny Giz, who I still text with her. She checks in from now. She's a grandma.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. They want to come in here to Barstool. It's in from now. She's a grandma. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. They want to come in here to Barstool. It's up to Owen to get her in here. Mike the Come God

is her husband and they want to come in here. You're Mike the Come God. You can come in. Right. Yeah, of course. We're not going to not let you. Right, of course.

He's got a great deep voice for radio. He'd be perfect. What's her voice like? It's a little garbled to would you share a drink with her i was interviewing her afterwards and she was just she was glazed like a donut spark she was like glistening like literally her whole body was covered in jizz and i kept oh shoot i kept politely trying to be like away from her and she kept like coming over and like sidling up next to

me but and i was like i don't want to be rude but like do not fucking touch me you went to the dick sucking thing did we you have to expect jizz i know yeah oh why is there so much jizz at this it turned into like a bukkake it was mad people had their elbows on the table why is this free blowjob event covered in jizz it's off putting did you feel like you weren't like warm like were you pissed that you weren't informed that it would be jizz

no I guess I just didn't expect there to be so much why is the titular star of the dick sucking event reeking of jizz yeah it did reek who filmed that for you bat my baby dad okay because i felt like i couldn't that like hr rules i felt like i couldn't ask a fellow employee to come with me to like it was a porn yeah really i just remember colin cooper is telling us they

just like dumped off like eight hours of porn for him that filmed so much of it as he should like so so much of it where i kept being like you don't have to get like we don't need this like he was like in between dicks like like it was sorry i was like yeah we should sell the dvd of the like all the extra footage we have from that yeah definitely it was yeah totally but uh would you go back you know the the the compound itself is a blast um tivo used to go he said when he lived down in wherever don't point over there now put up there oh oh yeah um but yeah he said he used to go um i think jordan berry wound up at this compound once when or no? Put it up there. Oh, oh, yeah. But yeah, he said he used to go,

I think Jordan Berry wound up at this compound once when she, she was, remember she was Chippendale at Disney? She like dressed up as the chipmunk at Disney.

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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait you you sound like you were talking about the chip monks and then yes okay so i'm saying like say jordan was chip oh chip or dale chip and dale one of them is two of them jordan was chip the other chip monk was a foreign exchange student dale okay obviously not really named dale some girl from like sweden or something yes anyway Dale goes to party at this compound, which ultimately is a sex club. Like guys pay a monthly membership fee or whatever, and they get to come to events here.

And I went to pee at one point in this back room that was just crammed full of bunk beds where I don't know. I was like, blink if you guys are all right, man. Everything good. Anyway. You ignored it and put out the video you made it humorous yeah yeah it did great numbers anyways uh she said that at one point i guess dale goes to this party there and calls her and is like i need like i want to get out of here and so i think she had to go and like because it's hard to get it's in the middle of nowhere in the swamps of florida like okay like 30 minutes outside orlando or something like that

uh and so yeah she had to like go get her friend so what do the guys say immediately after coming or just finishing oh yeah usually what is like what they're everyone's looking at them do they like laugh or like what angle like what's what point does the shame set in? You go up and start shooting the shit with the guys who just finished? There was high-fiving. They were pumped about it. They weren't embarrassed. Nobody was embarrassed. A lot of guys, I stood out front waiting for people to come out after they finished and have their cigarettes.

A lot of guys came out to have a, oh, right. Oh, yeah. were like very serious um for every person getting sucked or fucked how many were just windmilling their dick in like preparation like a bunch this has what was i i don't know why i did that i don't know like the waiting did like the on deck circle on deck circle escalated very quickly are they hard already or you say the waiting's the hardest part a lot yes that would be the worst and some of the guys when it goes longer and you're like a bunch of the guys were bummed they like couldn't get off or they like couldn't get hard because there's like other people around and stuff, but some guys, obviously, were fine. And, yeah. I mean, it was our fault you went there. It was the act's idea,

ultimately, right? Oh, I don't think. Didn't it come from this show? We found out about it, and then the cats in. No, we take credit for a lot of things. I think... No, I've been tracking the blowjob party for a while. It's kind of infamous. I thought that idea was the genesis on this show. No. I think it probably crossed paths when we realized Miss Jizz was Genesis on this show. No.

I think it probably crossed paths when we realized Miss Jizz was going to be there. Right. Yeah. How did we start talking to her? I don't know. We do a lot of things. I think Kate came in and said she was doing it, right? Did we get the idea from her? Yeah, Kate came in and mentioned Jenny Jizz, and we're like, all right, that's our thing now. Yeah, we took it. Jenny Jizz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you stole the idea from her? Yeah, no, Kate came in and mentioned Jenny Jizz and we're like, alright, that's our thing now.

Yeah, we took it. And then you stole the idea from us. Yeah, I stole it back. And then we invited you on a year later to gaslight you into thinking it was our idea. Yes. Perfect. Thanks, guys, for that. It's all full circle now. That video did great. Thank you.

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That's just the worst word for a penis. Clue weapon. I'd say the worst word is tiny. Well, no, that's an adjective. This is a nickname. Okay. Yeah. Stovepipe?

What is a stovepipe? That's what it's talking about, right? Is that a chimney? I think it's like the wood-burning stove has the... Yeah, that's it. Okay. So I guess lead pipe?... Yeah, that's it. Okay. So I guess lead pipe? Yeah, I don't know.

Okay. The Vanderbilt jersey I got from Nashville on Vanderbilt's campus. Ooh. That's a good one. Stitched and everything. Yeah, spare no expense. Y'all want to do this fucking wheel? Yeah.

Do we have the Jeopardy? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, I would like to play. I would love to play. That's a blast. It's my favorite want to do this fucking wheel? Yeah. Do we have the Jeopardy? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, I would like to play. I would love to play. That's a blast. It's my favorite thing to do. Kate better win.

The wheel is hardly red, and we have a woman on the show. Less and less red. What's our moral quandary? Like Michigan. You're right. Are we just talking about a wet woman? Oh, yeah, if there's a wet woman. I don't get why there would be any quandary.

It's kind of gross. It is gross. Hanging wedgie. I am wearing an enormous pair of Hanes right now. I'm not going to lie. All right, Kate, do you oblige or do you have any? No, I have no qualms. Even with Cabeys Wild?

We just talked about her going to see a blowjob. You don't come on the yak and... Don't feel like that has to be the case. Right. Don't feel like there's this pressure when you come on the yak. You have to just listen to the men. Oh, no. What, you're fine with KB's wild?

What's that? I don't know. Oh, no. I don't know. And he's sick. He's all puffy. Yep, I think he gets you sick. I'm contagious.

Right. He says KB's doesn't stand for him. I have a feeling it does. It does very much so. Open-ended. The food wheel cost me $180 yesterday. Yeah, it did. I couldn't eat any of the tacos.

You got food yesterday? Tacos. I couldn't eat. I didn't eat any of them. They were too spicy. What is food wheel? You got to order food for everyone in the room. KBS Curious Boys Summer?

Curious Yoil? Oh, yeah. I just watched a documentary about that. Really? That's Curious Yoil? Yes. Favorite people. It was for a little bit.

Have you not seen the documentary? I haven't seen it. No. Fascinating. I kind of don't want to watch them. Okay. All right. Don't even say the fucking name of it.

Okay. What does this mean? Drive. We have a prank call. We have to figure out who's doing it. We can eliminate a wheel with everybody's name, and then they have to prank call somebody. Hold on now.

Do we have to wheel the scenarios, too? Do we have a scenario wheel, TJ? Don't we have? No, but we can make one. We can make one. Let's make one. Is this just going to be us, because this means the other guys weren't on the wheel today, or do we put them on the wheel, and they have to do it when they come back Monday?

Yeah, they're on the wheel. All right, everybody's on the wheel, then. All right. Yeah, Swirly was. Okay, all right. So, Kate, in this scenario, would Kate be on the wheel? Yes All right. Yeah, Swirly was. Okay. All right. So Kate, in this scenario, would Kate be on the wheel? Yes. Yes.

Okay. All right. So it's everybody on the show plus Kate. I mean, Ronan says they're not going to be able to do it for a week. Yeah. Okay. They'll have to do it when they get back. When they get back.

Yeah. Yeah. If people are going to be out, they still don't shirk their wheel responsibilities. Let's also go through and name a business or somewhere that we want to prank call. I'm the world's worst prank caller. I cannot get this. I'd rather get the wedgie. You'd rather get the wedgie than the prank call?

I'm not very quick-witted, so I can't do the prank call. Can I call my dad and be like, I love you? Yeah, yeah. Whoa. Just kidding. I'm live. Be like, is it weird that they charge me like $150 for new wiper fluid? Oh, that's good.

Something like that? Yeah, that's good. Okay. That is good. Something like that. We just do that anyway? That's pretty good. Yeah.

Right. That's what I'm saying. I don't think this is a bad enough punishment that we have to wait a week. Let's just do the people here. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, this isn't like a bad one. Okay, fair enough. I like the wiper fluid, but you should be like,

is it bad that I skimped and got the cheap wiper fluid? It was like $85. Yeah, okay. Yeah, say something. Make a blunder. Oh, let's have Joey prank call. Oh, yeah. Joey, come on in.

Joey. What is this? It's a temple. It's an applicator. Yeah, thank you, Joey. Joey. Okay. So do we have the eliminator wheel with everybody's name that's here today?

Sorry. Do you know in Europe they don't use applicators? Kahn's texting me from his honeymoon and said that. I didn't even know what this was for. If he's in Europe, why did he find that out? I have no idea. Just go around checking pussy? It's crazy. You don't use tampon applicators.

Hey Kate, I'm in Europe with my wife. She's bleeding. I don't know. Damn, Europe's fucking crazy. No fucking applicators. All right, elimination wheel. Is that his big takeaway? I think so, yes.

Yeah. Just immediately. There we go. It's out? Yeah, we said eliminator, but we could lie. We can just redo it or just say it wasn't eliminator. We'll do first and eliminator it wasn't Eliminator. We'll do first and Eliminator.

First person and Eliminator. Where did you go to high school? Coatesville. Okay, Coatesville in eastern PA. Yes. Yeah, kind of by Phoenixville. Yes, why? Downingtown.

Did you wrestle there? No, Coatesville. Let's get you into the Hall of Fame. You're a veteran. You're a public figure. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Let's do that.

Let's call, if not the Hall of Fame, maybe like a plaque or a statue in the atrium of Coatsville High School. Oh, my God. You're a veteran. You're a female veteran and a very public figure. We could get commencement speech. From a Northeast. We could get her to give commencement.

So, commencement speech. From a Northeast. Commencement speech. Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame. We'll give them the option. Yeah. We'll give them the choice. Do you want to call Coastal High School?

Kyle, would you like to call? I will. Let's just do it together. That's a great idea. I thought you were going to make me call and have to make the case for myself. I still kind of want you to call your dad, though. I would have wanted to. You're representing...

Yeah, Kyle, you're representing Kate. Is your last name Public? Yes, Mannion. Class of? You don't have to tell me. Before. I'm old. I know, I'm old.

Yeah. Steven J. Yeah, work on that, and then once you're ready, we'll be ready. Boot up. I hate watching Kyle prank call. It gives me so much anxiety. I have very much anxiety. He doesn't give up.

He's good at it, though. Yeah, he's good. He's fucking good. It might be tough to get through to him. He's a modern- day Doug Winoi I don't know who that is but it had the cadence of a joke It's his dad's alias

I know his dad's alias when he pranks Winoi, Winoi There's new footage of the alien prank call my uncle did on my grandma Your grandma just had a stroke, right? Wait, are you in the Lance 210 family? Yeah, he is, I think.

Kyle 210. Good afternoon. Go to senior high school. Hi, this is Chaz Gresham. I'm an agent and manager for the Barstool Sports personality, Kate Mannion. Okay. Now, don Mannion. Okay. Now, don't get me wrong. You have your graduation scheduled for this upcoming weekend?

No. You mean Coatesville Senior High School? Yeah, the high school's graduation. Is June the 9th. Okay. So Kate is a graduate of 04 of Coatesville High School. She is a veteran of the war in Iraq and is currently a personality at Barstool Sports. We were wondering if we could pencil her in just for a short speech during the commencement?

That would be something that would have to get approval from the principal, Mrs. Snyder. I can give you her email address. And Kate's very good friends with Mrs. Snyder. I'm sure she'd have no qualms with just a short five-minute speech. Would you like Mrs. Snyder's email address? I would like to speak with her

if that's okay. At the moment she is unavailable. She's in a meeting. Okay. Can you just relay one message for me please? Sure. Can you tell her that

Miss Kate Mannion class of 04 is open Can you spell her I'm sorry can you spell her that Miss Kate Mannion, class of 04, is open? Can you spell her last name? K-A-T-E-M-A-N-I-O-N. She will be doing one of the speeches at your senior high school's graduation. You mean you're asking for her to do a speech? I'm pretty much saying that she is going to do it unless something comes up for her.

And is there a phone number to reach out to her in case someone needs to speak to her? I think it's set in stone. Just reach out to her, or she'll reach out to you if she cannot make it. Okay, do you have her phone number? She'll reach out to you if she can't, and I appreciate everything. I have to get going. Thank you very much. Okay.

All right. Thank you. Have a good day. All right. Kate, I think you're in. That's official. It sounds like I could do it. Congrats, Kate.

Thank you. Kyle, thanks. I'm so sick of today's world. You should do it. People ask. You say you're doing it. Thank you, Kyle. Was Ms. Snyder there when you were there?

I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't recognize. No. Thank God. Would you? If you can work this out for me, I would absolutely. I think it would be good for everyone involved.

I think it would be good content for you, and you can actually give a real speech if you wanted to. Yeah, if you can work that out for me, I'll totally do it. Thank you, Kyle. You're welcome. Why was that so painful to listen to? It is. It hurts every time.

Wow. Yeah. Huh. Okay. I'm terrified to know what the KB mystery thing is on the wheel. KB's wild. After seeing that, yeah. Yeah. Wow. And if you could relay one last thing. This is Schne. KB's wild. After seeing that, yeah. Yeah.

Wow. And if you could relay one last thing to this is Schneider. It's not fun for anyone. Viva la motherfucking stool. Wait, Kate, when they approve this, that you can give a five-minute speech, you should say you're busy. Yeah.

Oh, no. Yeah, I'm sorry. If they'll move graduation for you. You guys switch it a little. Yeah, I'm sorry. If they'll move graduation for you. Can you guys switch it a little? Yeah. All right, Kate, congrats. Thank you. Thanks.

Well deserved. Thank you. That's probably step one on the way to the Hall of Fame. That'll probably happen naturally after the speech. When I came home on boot leave, my recruiter made me go back to my high school and try to convince kids to join the Marine Corps. Oh, did you? Yeah, I had to wear my uniform and walk through the halls

like those people you see. The kids you recruited, did they all die? They died in the war, yeah. How half-hearted was your effort to recruit kids? No, I was like fully. Oh, you were all in? I had just fresh out of boot camp. I was like, do you guys want to change your fucking lives?

Do you want to be something? Oh, I was like so into it. You actually were though oh my god yeah i was like all that matters way into it yeah anyway thanks kyle very exciting you'll call your dad should i call my dad okay i'm not good at this like kyle is is. I wouldn't say that was good. It was good. It was great. So they give me, every year for Christmas, they give me two big tubs of windshield wiper fluid.

Yeah. As one does. That's my big treat. So what's another thing? Was your dad the type that would really get passionate about car products? Not so, but I got the emergency roadside kit. They give me AAA every year. I get the tubs of windshield wiper fluid. I guess kind of.

He's not a car guy. I want you to pose something that you're getting scammed or fucked over. What's a good way? You just got your oil changed and you only paid. Yeah, you skimped and got the generic, so it was like $85. I'd say, yeah. What are we fine?

Is my car going to be okay? Can I say oil, you said? What's really expensive for oil? I don't even know. They go up even like $120. Should also mention that you're giving a speech at your high school graduation. Yeah, that's exciting.

And then when Miss Snyder calls back, she'll be like, well, Kate's parents already made plans to come. Oil change. I'll say I paid like 120. So you're caught up at Jiffy Lube. Okay. Asking for money.

You're at Jiffy Lube. It's just going to cost a little bit more for the oil change than you thought. About $120. I have a feeling this prank call will just... Oh, fuck! Wow! Ouch! It's your dad. Oh, no!

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Wow. It's your dad. That's a shame. Oh my god. All right. Let's play some Yak Jeopardy. Oh yeah. Some fucking Yak Jeopardy.

Should I call Chaps and tell him ZBT got canceled? Yes. No. No, okay. All right. Maybe not. Maybe not. All right. Jeopardy. All right. Maybe not. Maybe not. All right, Jeopardy. All right.

Oh, boy. Gar? Finish the quote. There's a whole thing on Gar. Opry. Gifts. Oh, Peer Poop. Peer Poop's going to be great.

Peer Poop. Let's go Peer Poop 100. Yeah, how do you want to score this? Do you want to do teams or what? Let's go as a group. Let's go as a group. I think we want Peer or poop for a hundred. Pee or poop.

We'll start. Kyle will answer. Oh, that's Gar. We'll start with Kyle. How's pee? Pee or poop. Oh, ranch. This is tough.

I think this is diarrhea. Is it buttermilk or not? That's a great question, Kate. I don't think it's specified, so you're just going to have to. Because buttermilk ranch is different. We go in diarrhea. It's P. E.

It's P. Ranch is P. It's pretty thin a lot of times. Yeah. Let's go quote at 100. Finish the quote. It'sberg. It'sberg. I don't think she finished it.

She didn't finish the quote. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually not true. She got up to like the B. Potpourri, 100. Hawk the Jine Hawk the Jine Hawk the Jine We'll just go in order

Gar This Gar is before me Yeah I wasn't here Yeah you were Maintenance men I wasn't here for Gar Let's go GIFs 100

GIFs? This was before I was full time on the app It was golf bag Golf bag It was a little guy Smallest golf bag Yeah a little tiny golf bag Smallest tiny golf bag Skinny Skinny It was a golf bag. Golf bag. It was a little guy. Smallest golf bag in the history of golf bags. Yeah, a little tiny golf bag. Small, tiny golf bag.

Skinny. Is he skinny? Is it two Club Max? Let's go in order. Gar. Let's snake it, actually. Peer poop. Peer poop.

That's poop. Or is it diarrhea? We're close. I think it's poop. I think Blue Cheese is poop. Yeah, it's poop. Yeah. Yeah.

By I think, I mean I did see it. You knew for a fact. Yeah, it's poop. Yeah. By I think, I mean I. You knew for a fact. Gifts to Hundo, TJ. Alejandro. We haven't heard from him in a while. He sent me in some big red cola. Is that the religious painting guy? No, by no means.

Remember everybody had that guy come to their church back in the day? Everyone? And he would paint with his feet and be like a crucifix. Ew. No. Thank God. Remember foot washing day at church though? Yes. That sucked. Yes. No.

You had to wash the person's feet. I never participated. That was optional. No, it was not optional. That was's feet. I never participated. That was optional. No, it was not optional. That was not optional. I didn't. I was a Vatican II boy. Oh, yeah. Potpourri.

Fahrenheit 9-11. Oh, man. Finish the quote, 200. Blank for the NBA to cancel the season and focus on the movement. Wait, I don't know. What? For the NBA to cancel? So this is before COVID, or this is during COVID because they canceled the movement. Wait. I don't. What? For the NBA to cancel. So this is before COVID.

Or this is during COVID because they canceled the season. Blank for the NBA. This may have been like the Ronan Big Cat apartment era. I don't know. Maybe. No, because we were in the office. This might have been that time the Bucs walked off the court. I don't know what would begin that sentence.

What would begin it? Like a nine? Jay, do you know? No, but I think Brandon's on the right track. Yeah. I don't know what would begin that sentence. What would begin it? Like a nine? Jay, do you know? No, but I think Brandon's on the right track. Yeah. I don't know the answer to this. TJ is off. Four.

Track where you want. It was not COVID. It was when the Bucs walked off the court. What the fuck? Typical. Fuck, we lost. Homie pressed. Oh, jeez.

The homies haven't been pressed in a while, though. That was a good one. Depends on the homie Gar? R, 200 Pit Really? Wow

PU That's Burke's having a moment on the show Gar, 300 With this You really threw the football team under the bus. The football team? Yeah. Finish the quote, 300.

Oh, fuck. The Daily Wheel. All right. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Wait a minute. What? Wait a minute. Hear? Wait a minute.

I hear me out. No. There's only one wet. There's a slap. I don't know. There's a slap. There's... Okay, now...

Oh, slow banana. This is wild. You know we can't... Oh, there's a Lomo, though, Brandon. No, I'm... There's... We can't deny it. There are a lot of droids.

All right. Daily Will. Okay. I'm going to spin it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Come on.

All right. Slow banana. We need a banana. Now we need a banana and we need a quick wheel to say who's going to do it or we all do it. Non-eliminator, who's slow bananating? I only saw one banana in the kitchen. Should the person who's slow bananas, they have to casually eat it on an entire prank call

without the person noticing? I don't think we're adding to the real... Whoever does it gets points. I think we should have to prank call somebody while getting sucked by Jenny Jizz. If the person's like, wait, are you getting fucking sucked on right now?

You have to hang up i'm on hold with wells fargo for 30 minutes just fucking still getting sucked not coming um yeah we'll go get a banana is there yeah cool keep going while the banana's still going. Let's figure out who's going to be non-eliminator. So one spin right here. I know the boys in chatter, lean in Kate. Yeah, yeah. Hmm. Uh-oh.

TJ. Yay. Low banana TJ. You've got to come out here and do it, though. TJ. TJ. You got to come out here and do it, though. TJ. Looks a little green. Looks a little green. It's going to be a rough banana, a hard one.

That's fine. You can do it in there. All right, that's fine. All right, let's continue Yak Jeopardy. We're going to do slow banana cam for TJ. Of course. TJ, do we have the tech for a slow banana cam for TJ. Of course. TJ, do we have the tech for a slow banana cam? The banana's been

handed over to TJ. Peeling it. Peeling it from the wrong end. That's what the great apes do. That's the right end. Wow. No strings. Orangutans. Chimps. Hitchings. Hitchings. Right.

Do you see there's this movement that people want to free orangutans because they like are smarter than kids. They want them to have like rights. Oh, shit. Oh, that's slow. That's really slow. That's so slow.

Yeah, that's slow as fuck. That's so real looking. He went out too hard. He can't keep up that pace. No way. He's going to have to speed up eventually. hard. He can't keep up that pace. No way. He's going to have to speed up eventually. He'll be speed running it eventually, yeah, by the third lap. Yeah, he's going back in.

Wow. Marathon, not a crawl, TJ. Oh. Hmm. What if he chokes? We have a no-save clause. If you choke on the yak, you die. I don't like his smirk either.

It was off-putting. Look at him. He's speeding up. Yeah, yeah. It's very POV-ish with the yak. Can we get back to the yak jeopardy? Wow. Because he's going slow.

I mean, he's a man of his word. Potpourri 300, please. It's important to drink lots of water and exercise Before going in one of these Before going in one of these? In one of these Lots of water and exercise Before going in one of these Turkish bath?

In four one of these In four Is it Big Cat's insurance policy? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. An insurance policy poll? Insurance exam? Insurance test? Oh, yeah.

Insurance drug test? Oh, wow. Yeah. Good poll. Wow. I can't believe I didn't remember that. Owen, you're good at these games. Owen was a Che Whisperer yesterday. He was.

Got one. Yeah. I forgot about that. I've been playing with this tampon applicator the entire show. Yeah, you also put the tampon in my drink. Wasn't me. Yeah. I'm going to have to pull some strings to get that out.

It's going to expand. Hey-oh. You're fat as hell. All right. Gift for 300. I'll gift to Brandon this souvenir from Rehoboth Beach. Braided belt. Braided belt. I got sockshoboth Beach. Braided belt. Braided belt.

I got socks. Still have it. Braided belt. Good belt, too. He was supposed to get me something, but I'm not sure what it was. A puka shell necklace, wasn't it? Yeah, he didn't do it yet. He says he has it at home.

He just keeps forgetting. Let's go Pooper P300, please. White grapes. That's P. White grapes are P. I loved P or Poop Day. That was a great day. It was my favorite day we've ever had. That was P. White grapes are P. I loved P or poop day. That was a great day. It's my favorite day we've ever had.

That was a great, great day. Run it back. Yep. Yeah. Your poop. It's going to get a little bit trickier. Cotton candy. Cotton candy was.

That eye crust? Head back. Yeah. I don't think that's, I don't know, that's too like. No, cotton candy is burps. It's something like a kid would. A burp. Yes.

Wow. Yeah, that is a baby move... A burp! Yes! Wow. Yeah, that is a baby move. I'm trying to think about it for a second. Good shit. Gifts. We are a generous bunch. Gifts for 400. Caleb immediately threw away this gift

when it showed up on his doorstep. I think it was practice golf balls. It was something with golf. Yeah, it was mini balls. Yeah. Home golf balls. It was something with golf. It was mini balls. Home golf balls. Great gift. Potpourri 400, please. TJ, how's the banana?

He's still eating. Oh, he's going very slow. Right where we left him. I'll do just fine. Thank you. Go Potpourri 400 Everyone was worried when Brandon Walker Went to the hospital and was diagnosed with this Thirsty Oh no it was thirsty

It was thirsty Finish the quote for 400, please. None of you are worried. I'm going to try for Nick's first day off the ice. Gay museum curator. Gay museum curator. An already gay profession. Yeah, you have to be

so gay you have to be yeah right you have to always be getting fucked at the gay museum or I'm the curator at a gay museum

at the gay museum yeah you're at the gay right Gar for 400 please R uses this one. Oh, it was the, what is it? Drano? It wasn't WD-40.

Roach Killer. Yeah, what's the Roach Killer? Raid? Raid or off? Raid. It was Raid. Let's finish off Gar. Gar's preferred smoking apparatus.

It's a bong. Is it a gravity bong? I might be wrong. Is it a gravity bong? Gravity bong. Potheads would have killed you for mixing those up. Yeah, big difference, brother. Finish the quote for 500.

I gave my old woman the mandible claw, then blank. That's Rask. Did something like Crispin Wah. Then did her up. Like Crispin Wah. I think did her up like Crispin Wah. Did her up like Crispin Wah. And maybe not. Did her up like Crispin Wah.

Something like Crispin Wah. The old Crisp kids. Something like Chris Benoit. The old Chris Benoit. I forget. Oh, we don't know. Is it did her kids? No. Did her kids up? Something Chris Benoit?

Did her up like. Yeah, I don't know. Tied my kids up like Chris Benoit. I gave my. Okay. Yeah. Oh, it was him. Yeah.

Potpourri 500. That was fucked up, bro. What the fuck? Best city for rubbing tugs. Montreal. Montreal. It is Montreal. He's given up domestic rubbing tugs entirely.

Yeah. Those foreign Canadian hands. Gifts for 500, please, TJ. Brandon received these two gifts from his wife for Christmas in 2020. One boy gift. The boy gift was head. The woman gift was bracelet. I don't remember what the – NBA gym.

Oh, it was NBA gym and bracelet. That's right, yeah. I didn't even remember that. Thank you. Wait, who's your favorite player to play with on NBA Jam? There's a right answer. Sean Kim. Who's the best player, I should say?

There is no... There is. There's best teams. If you go on ratings, there's one best player. Hakeem? That's NBA Hangtime. Hakeem's the player in Jam. Yeah, but in Hangtime, he's the best player.

I don't know. Larry Johnson? Who is player in Jam. Yeah, but in Hangtime, he's the best player. I don't know. Larry Johnson? Who is it? Jamal Mashburn. Okay. Best speed, best three-point, best blocking. Fine. Best combination of those.

Derek Coleman is very good as well. Here, Poop. Here, Poop for 500. Cream cheese. That's one of those poops that you keep wiping. You would think. You would think. No, am I wrong?

You would think. wrong Coatesville Queen flying too close to the sun okay booked one fucking speech throwing out cocky ass answer is cream cheese the white milky substance elderly women get in the corners I think it might be Nick

I think it is I think it is oh you were right I think it might be Nick. I think it is. I think it is. Oh, you were right? What a twist. What a twist. I thought it was going to be hard. I thought it was going to be a hard one. Those are great.

Thank you again. What's up? Go team one. Team one wins. Damn, good work team one. Team one. Is this our boy John Rich TV that made this? I think so. Major shout out John Rich TV this our boy John Rich TV that made this? I think so. Major shout-out, John Rich TV.

Thank you, John Rich TV. He's good at them. Yeah, those are the most fun thing we do. No, it's like a nice walk down memory lane. It's a little bit self-sucking. Yeah, we're knacking ourselves. Yeah, but that's what we do here. We like that.

We accomplished something today. We got Kate going back to Coachville. Yeah, I'm really excited for that. I'm also excited for Rough and Rowdy tonight. Oh, yeah. That is a big fight. And my guy, Trailer Park, he is getting, he held off getting, because Dave already went for him to go pay to get his veneers.

But they're not permanently installed yet. He put off the surgery to get them, like, permanently installed for this fight tonight. So he's going to pop them out. Let's go. He just had a baby, which is his seventh. I'm pretty sure. That's not a big deal if it's his seventh. Yeah, that's true. Don't mention that at this point.

I'm excited for him. I fucking love whatever the Big Dick guy's name is. Big Dick Booty Daddy? Or that could be any of them. I'm not sure. He's good. He can talk. I don't know if he can fight, though. He only had one fight.

Yeah, he's good. He's good at what he does. Any of our old classmates fighting in that? You would think, right? Do you guys know anyone who's fought in it? It's in Wheeling tonight. I know. I don't even know.

Maybe. I saw a kid that I don't even know. Maybe. I saw a kid that was wearing a WVU wrestling singlet in his picture. Ooh, I would know him. Can we pull up the undercard? BuyRNR.com You'll find five.

I'm really excited to watch it. I genuinely like all of it. It's always so much better than any other sporting event. I'm having some mom drinks. What are mom drinks? Whistle pigs. Oh, hell yeah.

Oh, whiskey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm getting dinner with Enrique tonight, and then I'm going to watch... Ruff and Rowdy. Yeah, if you guys want to come. Museum curation. We're going to go to the museum.

No, I think we're going to go to Dave and Buster's, actually, if any of you boys want to come. Enrique's a gamer. I love Dave and Buster's, actually, if any of you boys want to come. Enrique's a gamer. I fucking love Dave & Buster's. I've gamed with Enrique. You've gamed with Enrique? Yeah. We went to the fucking Arcade. We did, yeah.

The Dave & Buster's food menu is greatly reduced from a couple years ago. That's a good thing. You don't want to see a big menu in restaurants. So the green chili soup is no longer out there. I don't know if that holds up, but they're all frozen everywhere. Yeah, you are right. But I do know how long it's like. Yeah, that's true. Because

there's probably items on those menus people don't order. I'm going to a bowling alley. Cheesecake Factory is so good. It is so good. Cheesecake's probably worse for you than like heroin. Yeah. When was the last time y'all ate cheesecake?

I eat cheesecake every time I go out to a nice dinner. I tried to make one. Really? You tried to make a cheesecake? It's so hard. It is an out-to-dinner dessert. Oh, yeah. It's so hard.

The restaurant I go to in Jersey has great Italian cheesecake. The beer bong, Kyle. What's the difference between regular cheesecake and Italian cheesecake? It might just be a... It's a lot of cheese, and it's nowhere near as thick. What do you mean by as thick? More ricotta, less whatever is making it nougaty. Like the cake is flatter?

No, it's just it's not as dense. Eat. We have Supreme Patty fighting in this, right? Yeah. Did he not go to prison like last week? That's fine. Wait, he did? He got arrested or something I don't know what happened

Okay You don't know any of these people? You don't know Kegger? Showtime vs. Hurricane Ladies Pretty boy's not all that pretty Yeah, but he's 24 and 5 That dude just fights

24 and 5? That's a lot So many matches Smidge the doorman Bounce Oh, did y'all see the video of Frank training the- The little men? Yes.

They were pretty uninterested. The ninja's my favorite. Awesome guy, too. Damn, how'd they get the black and white girls? The ninja, he has like a record for the most- These guys are fighting in like- The 1940s. Oh, did she just name herself after who she's fighting?

Cherry Bomb versus Cherry Popper. Brandon, why do you keep looking at me each time you bring up a story? You've done this like four times now. You have. You peeked over at me three times. Because you guys are the ones that play the fucking video. Don't do that.

What are you saying specifically? You guys are the ones that play the video. Brandon, why are you doing that? No, if I wanted the video played, I'm like, hey, we got the video. That's who I would go to you. For sure. Wow. All right. For sure. Wow.

All right. Doug. Gotta get the standards. Let's go. Kid is ass. Kid is ass ready, Frank. Never stop moving. Never stop moving.

Never stop moving. Fan, hand. One hand by your face. One hand always tall. Always tall. Duck, duck, duck, duck. I guess I'm the only one this is funny to. Duck and weave.

Up. Touch the uppercut. Touch the uppercut. I guess I'm the only one this is funny to. Remember that jump scare a few rough and rowdies ago when people didn't know if it was a kid or a small person? Oh, yeah. I think she's back. Oh, good. It came out like in a teddy bear. Yep.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Goddamn. Goddamn. That arena is where dreams are broken that was a big arena or at least for one of the wheeling nailers the big night for wheeling boys when we did rough and rowdy the one outside fort bragg they ran out of like the crowd was the place was packed they ran out of alcohol the whole venue except for those little bottles of like sutter home port wine or something

oh yeah so then everybody was like yugging red wine at the end of the night it was like this is like a match situation where like yeah it was really fun though it was fucking blast yeah yeah i have an idea what's going on all right What's your idea? I've got to ask. Where do you watch your porn? What? It's related. On my phone sometimes? On my computer sometimes?

You don't have an iPad? No. Can we watch the head turn one more time? That's so good. It's on, TJ. It's on, TJ. What's your idea? I've got to ask. Where do you watch your porn

what on my phone sometimes on my computer sometimes you don't have an iPad oh my god Quigs is amazing alright boys Kate thank you so much

thank you to Garrett, too. Thumbnails have been awesome, too. Garrett's thumbnails have been crazy. Steve Che as Alex Trebek was fucking hilarious. I kind of wanted to respond to the gif and just say, wow, really surprising that Big Cat is an Apple

watch porn guy. Just kind of get that narrative going. I like that. What rumor are we trying to start? That Frank's addicted to lean? Yeah. It's like a

psychological dependence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's get that ball rolling too. He's out of town. Doesn't even like fuck him up anymore. He just gets like even.

He just does it in the morning before work. All right. Yeah, good yak. Let's have a good weekend. We'll be back Monday. Dave and Buster's with... Me and Kyle are gone for two weeks.

Oh, yeah, we're out. Oh. When do you guys leave? Monday morning. Damn. Hey, you should come on a bunch. I'm gonna. Yeah.

I'm gonna. And another episode of Yo! Can I get that on Barstool coming out soon? Coming out soon, yep. I had no idea. No, no, no, that got sold to Manscaped. Let's go. Promo code Kate.

Yeah, Kate's the spokesman. One condition is that it would not let Katie or Nick do the Manscaped. Said that on the paper. It really did. Finally, they're getting smart. All right. All right.

God bless. have a good weekend you crazy motherfuckers