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It's Plinko Day.
The Plinko board's being set up.
There it goes, boys.
Very excited for Plinko Day.
But before we do Plinko Day,
I think we have to address someone on this show's feelings
being hurt.
Somebody's little feelings are hurt?
Oh, man.
Oh, no, Steve.
What happened?
Can you show his two tweets, the turd one and also the preseason one?
I got yelled at last time I posted a turd thing.
He's going to get them.
For people who don't know, Liam Cohn, the offensive coordinator for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
has accepted the job to be the Jaguars head coach and Steven's free wings are home.
Head coach of which there are 32 head coaching jobs.
What an absolute snake move.
This will be his fifth job in five years Kentucky Rams, Kentucky Bucks now Jags
Good luck in Jacksonville. You ladder-climbing turd. That's the whole point. Oh man ladder climbing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Did anyone point that out? All right
Yeah, I think there was someone I I don't even know is like a no-name
Probably can't even but you're trolled trolls. You can't even. A bunch of trolls. Trolls, you can't. Oh, oh, JJ Watt, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a parachute option for becoming a head coach?
Just trying to figure out the alternatives
to ladder climbing.
I do not know or have any connection to Kone.
Strictly a question about ladders.
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but a man's words
still mean something to me.
Don't agree to a new deal, then go behind my back
and do a different deal.
Snake meter.
Now, PFT
pointed this out to you. Can snakes climb ladders?
Oh.
Yeah.
You think so?
I think technically, but probably unconventionally.
They can get up in trees.
This would be considered an unconventional move.
Yeah, a slither, yeah.
That's tough, Steve.
That's...
But hold on, hold on on before we hear from Steven
I just want everyone to know that the Bucks will be able to get their justice. Yeah
And it's gonna come in in the form of Steve went a little too far like week 15
I know no no no no they're in the same division as the judge. They're not
little find a Tj
What's this is going to be probably the most?
Highly anticipated they got a Monday night game. Yeah, I'm Monday night game. Oh, maybe we
Maybe I can't wait to look the Jags ass in the preseason
And he's a hundred percent serious. We're gonna
We're gonna stream stream that game.
Yeah.
What do you want?
40 point win?
More.
More.
Or miserable.
So, Stephen, your feelings are hurt.
Would you like to address that?
Well, I was deceived, lied to.
You were.
You were.
Yeah, he singled you out.
Yeah, I mean, the fan base, it was disgusting behavior and the timeline came out.
I don't know if you've been made aware of a big cat.
It looks like Albert Breer wrote it, so very reputable source.
So Wednesday afternoon, so Liam Cohen, it was a hot head coaching candidate, got interview.
He had been with the Bucks for one year.
His first year of NFL played calling, got an interview with the Jaguars
They liked him agreed to bring him back for so told him to take the interview with the Jags
He was he was permitted. No, but who who who who told him to cuz you're now keeping out some of the timeline
I'm confused, but he was allowed to take it. It's it's a technically a promotion. Did anyone tell him go take the interview?
He did Oh cuz Albert Brewer said that the owner of the box told him to go take the interview. Oh, yeah, that's fine
Okay
Steve's not concerned about his conversations with the owner of the box. It's that he lied to Steve
Who cares about the owner of the box I don't I don't begrudge him for taking the job
I I hate the way he went about it. Where is he just cuz cuz normally in NFL world
Everyone's very upfront about their word being their bond and no one ever goes back on that cuts people
Pushes out coaches that when you Super Bowls. Oh wait the Pucks have done that. Yeah
cuts people, pushes out coaches that win you Super Bowls. Oh wait, the Pucks have done that twice. Uh, no one does that.
I will say from Steve's perspective, it probably does hurt to see a guy that's been a part
of the organization for so long. And it's just been, when you think about the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers, he's just been integral for like 20 years. He's been the offensive coordinator
for like the last 20 years, 30 years. 18 games. 18 games. 18 games. 18 games.
Not counting preseason. Yep.
How do you think Baker will do with a new OC? 20 years? 30 years? 18 games. 18 games. 18 games. 18 games. 18 games.
Not counting preseason, yep.
How do you think Baker will do with the new OC?
Good.
I honestly think it will be fun.
But it's just more of the behavior, and here are the details.
Can I please read these?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Of course, please.
All right.
So he had agreed to become the highest paid coordinator on Wednesday.
He signed it?
Yes, sir.
No, did he sign a paper agree in principle
Oh handshake on Wednesday afternoon with Cohen expected to be at one buck in your place to sign his deal efforts by team brass to
Get a hold of Cohen failed
Around 5 p.m. Cohen called back GM Jason light asked was okay to come on Thursday morning to sign his contract
Reasonable rather than doing it that night light told him that was fine a.m. Thursday, the Bucks hadn't heard from him and assistant GM Mike
Greenberg had reached out to him on a contract for another
offensive coach that was being finalized, which would be under his watch. That call
went unanswered too, as did additional attempts from GM and head coach. Finally at 11 11 a.m., Cohen's agent went back to the box and informed them that his client
was tending to a personal matter.
Tampa waited for hours.
And then the GM, the head coach, and other staffers tried again to get a hold of Cohen.
So they were trying to call him even though he might have had a personal matter mm-hmm that seems
Kind of fucked up right I wouldn't want to work somewhere they work and we're in it
You're like hey
I have a personal matter and then your boss just keeps calling you incessantly could have been in the movies with his children could have exploded
Yeah, and you're just being badgered by your bosses
That doesn't seem like a word the sucky part is the Jags are paying him the exact same thing the bucks paid
Doesn't seem like a sucky part is the Jags are paying him the exact same thing the Bucks paid him
During the 5 p.m. Hour Cohen called the Bucks head coach Todd balls and told him he was dealing with a personal matter Mm-hmm. He also told him that things had materially changed in Jacksonville. He was going to travel there to explore the opening
That's reasonable. Yeah
Why would you be able to do that within an hour of that phone call? A buck staffer was tipped off by someone in the jack
facility that cone was already in the building. Well, he, wow. But he said he was going there.
So that's not that big of a lot. I don't know. Well, if you listen to his wife, whatever's at
the hospital a day, just being this great guy, in actuality, he's just lying to, oh no, people.
They lied to an NFL team and NFL teams never lied
So while he was dealing with this six on the Buccaneers were just
Hammering him with phone hammering with phone hammering him and shot Khan was hammering him with more money being like oh, yeah
Son yeah, let me give you more money. Yeah
Nice shot Khan really
Let me let this whole story sets up a perfect revenge tale for the preseason
Yeah, it does Stephen
I do you understand that the NF there are no feelings you guys pushed out John Gruden who?
And and hired Raheem Morris the next day you pushed out Bruce Arians and and and had Todd Bulls the next day
Bruce here's retired his own. Oh my god. You don't actually believe that
Oh my god. See this is the problem. You're just picking and choosing the NFL teams will do anything to stab someone in the back
Why can't a coach do the same to an NFL team? He didn't really do it. Anyway, he got offered 60 million dollars
Was it again? I don't begrudge him for taking it out. He took it on Monday. That's totally fine good for him
I'm a material change. Yeah, didn't want to take the Jacksonville job under those circumstances
They changed the circumstance not only that but they offered him like 40 more million dollars
Okay, those are all conversations that could have easily happened before he agreed to become but he didn't know they were gonna change
He didn't know Bucky was gonna get fired, and he didn't know they were gonna offer him 60 million dollars
Bucky was gonna get fired and he didn't know they were gonna offer him 60 million dollars
So don't don't duck in calls from your employer constantly and take calls turning to a personal So you guys are you guys are if he was to tend to a personal matter then don't okay?
If your kid is in the house wherever I get that be with your kid and do that
But don't be like hey
We can't take a call from the box and then take the same call from the Jags Well, the Jags call was a lot more money. You lot more. Yeah, exactly
Exactly way more phone and now I don't want to bring like family into this and all that because that's his personal stuff
So you don't have to stop right there then stop you can just stop right there fine
It's also very funny that even you try to use a point being like
He went from the Rams or Kentucky to the Rams to Kentucky to the Bucks to the Jags. Yeah. What a client.
You hired the guy knowing that he jumps jobs. That was my concern.
Is this guy like the best coach ever? No, he, he, he's a very,
he did a very good job calling places.
Steven thinks he's going to fail now. I hope he fails. Yeah. Like what,
what's the, I don't, yeah, one year, the Bucks, like, were the Bucks the best team in NFL and I missed it. No, like what what's the I don't yeah, but you know one year the Bucks like were the Bucks the best team
Then I fell and I missed it. No like what what was so special about like why are you fighting so hard?
That like we had to keep this guy. I could be was a good quarter and like if I'm being honest
I'm not crazy worried about the opening because we're gonna be fine
It's a very appealing offensive job the last two guys that have been that role gotten head coaching jobs the next year
So it's like these feelings are hurt. That's all it is isn't it kind of exciting that you can bring in anybody now I?
Mean yes, and no like now. It's now. It's you get it where there's a vacancy
And you're just like what if we hired Nick Saban or about the Jags higher. Yeah, yeah, oh
The Jags head coach yeah, what's your brought to Jags head coach in as if you brought the Jags head coach in as OC? Yeah. So offer him 70 million.
Yeah. Hire Brad Stevens.
It's so funny too because like Liam Cohn, if the Bucs hadn't made the playoffs this
year, Todd Bowles probably would have been pushed out for Liam Cohn, which shows you
what the Bucs will do. They'll push a guy out. They've done to John Gruden.
They did to Bruce Arians. But yet somehow a guy who's worked there for a year
should have loyalty that the Bucs won't show to an actual coach. I
Think I don't I don't buy the Bruce Arians thing. Okay
The Gruden thing. I mean the the team
Collide and this is it's not like it was like the year after he won the Super Bowl. This was 2008
I know he had signed it. He had signed a
Contract extension and then they fired him that year. That's true. That's kind of weird. That's true
It was a bad collapse and I wish we didn't do it. I was upset when we did that too. Hmm
But it's but you see how there's hypocrisy in it then being like how could someone do this to the Bucs when the Bucs do
It to their own coaches
I mean if he was really that dude and he was the next Ben Johnson
He could have bet on himself and waited to pick his own. Thank God, a head coaching job. Do you know what the best bet is?
Do you think the Jags are good head coaching job?
Can I tell you what the best bet is?
$60 million guaranteed.
Okay, good.
I hope he's happy with his money.
Jay, aren't the Bucs one of the most successful teams of this decade?
Without question.
So this was a down year.
They had a down year this year.
Yeah, you want to shake things up.
This is one of their worst years they've had. What if he personally you want to shake things up. So one of their worst. Yeah, they've had
What if he personally apologizes to you with that would that help?
I would like to find someone who's offered 60 million dollars and being like, you know what?
I'm a bet on myself and not take you know what Steve? I'm gonna take your side
I'm gonna just for you
I'm gonna do this and I don't do this often
But I'm gonna take your side and I'm going to say that I will personally place a curse on the Jacksonville Jaguars
I'm not one a Super Bowl
Oh my next five years Wow
Personally guarantee that's fucked up light of what is transpired or my friend Steve and they will not win a Super Bowl in
The next five years, okay
I'm gonna stand up for snake ladder climbers and say I'm going to put a personal guarantee curse on the Bucks
Oh, no, they're not going to win
a suit. Don't say what you did. So now we've got competing curses. See, even also like
I'm on the right side of history. I'm like, what if Lee and Cone goes and wins like three
soup bowls with the Jags? He's like, well, he just didn't have an answer for that. It's
like you're not on this. Preseason game is huge's a lot of gonna stream it will learn a lot in the preseason good
Revenge yeah best served with your now are you have t-shirts in the store?
Yeah, I think we should do a t-shirt revenge best serve with your third stringers for a half
Are you gonna let your emotions spill over to day to day like do you are the Jaguars?
Great question
You're gonna have the Jags go oh in 17 is the data gonna be compromised by this the data can't be biased
Wow if the data was today, what would you predict the Jaguars season going their schedules not out yet?
So technically I can't do that
Well the preseason game will happen before he has to give us the considering they don't
know if it came out today and they don't have a GM and they don't have any
assistant coaches they'd be pretty bad okay well they're probably gonna get all
those things between now and the season yeah they have a head coach that
dominated a brutal division Steven also is like he's gonna get fired and then
he's gonna be out of a job he'll probably just bounce back to being a
literally do that in a second.
Yeah, and then he'll probably go get another job the next year.
And I'll have $60 million in the bank.
But isn't that, again, that's your fault for hiring a guy who jumps jobs.
He's been, if anything,
Liam Cullen's been his most consistent
of anyone here because he's
jumped jobs every year. Yeah, he doesn't need to buy a house.
No surprises. Yeah.
I like that. I look for that in somebody.
He also is kind of a weird looking guy. Yeah, Steven you want to make fun of his appearance
Yeah, yeah, I'll make you feel better
bone structure
Something a week
Let's see he has a horrible chin. So I think I think I think like they put his face together wrong. Oh, that's just chin
Yeah, oh Yeah, oh I get it now there were surprising parts left over They put his face together wrong. Oh, that's just chin. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, oh I get it now so there were surprising parts left over his right. I might be bigger than his left. Oh
You go back to that the one right there. Yeah, look at that man
Have fun with 60 million dollars probably can't even get look better That's exactly what he can do it's gonna be I hope we get so hot
I transplant oh man
dude
Florida football holy shit. You thought it was just Miami, Florida state
Florida football, holy shit. You thought it was just Miami, Florida state. No, it's Jack
Came in this morning me and chaps had a stand-up
not a
Stand-up argumentative conversation for like 20 25 minutes
It's good stuff. How'd that go?
We made peace at the end, but I agree to disagree
He said he was okay with how it happened, but at the same if it happened to his team, he would be really pissed. Yeah
I think this is like ask the answer. What do you if this happened with like high school football coaches?
I wouldn't even think it was that it's yeah
I don't really I don't live in a fell in fantasy land the coaches like I'm gonna shock you here
But like have you seen some of Nick Saban's?
coaching moves
When he said he was gonna be with the Dolphins forever mm-hmm Brian Kelly like all these guys. That's all they do
Yeah, yeah, I feel like Santa Claus just got yeah like I can't believe a coach didn't stay true to their word
Steve's got the it's not it's not necessarily, it's just all the lying in like that timeline or
you just sucks. So is, did anything compelling happen in like the hours that
he didn't tell you guys? He got the truth. You got the Jags job. Cause
something had been avoided if you would have made that announcement Thursday
morning. I think if he was, so if he, instead of agreeing to become, you know, know the highest paid coordinator if you just accepted the job then and didn't like
Nobody would have any ill feelings towards and be like good for you man. Good job you get you know
Well, maybe like the terms of the deal weren't yeah
GM got fired and he got offered like 30 million dollars more yeah
So maybe the initial offer he was like I, I'm not really interested. And then the second one he was.
Everyone's got a price.
A lock in.
I mean, I'm so far away from that, but like,
this is gonna sound stupid
and you're gonna just say the answer is like $30 million.
But like, what's the big difference
between $30 million and $60 million?
$30 million. $30 million.
Right. An entirely different life.
Does that have any impact on your life?
Really what could be bigger what it's double the life. It's double the light
It's not only that but it's two lives your kids your grandkids like
Dollars right in the love your family will be set for life, and it's a different job
Yeah, it's the prestige of a head coach. There's only 32 of those. Oh,
yeah. He had good point. There's no difference between 30 and 60.
I mean, he's going to a team that under the current
ownership, they have a winning percentage of 30%. So I do love
when people. So the bar is low. So it's a low pressure job.
Taking a shot at the Jags owners. Yeah, I did. I texted
you last night. I was going to. he did said he was going after Shaq Khan. Wow. This dumbass. Actually he's really smart he got
the guy he wanted. Yeah if you're pissed off he must have done something. And Rich he gave him
60 million dollars. I mean if you go by his track record he's consistently wrong
so. Do you want to go down and devour the bridge with me with our mouths
Bridge we can just eat it down
All right, well let's get to Plinko day fuck yeah
We just had to talk about it because Steven it was it was boiling inside and seen him like well It's chase are gonna be in Plinko day
I don't know che was grumpy this morning
And he's a crucial part of the punishment side of my letter
And I was like che can you be a huge help for?
Plinko day and be my assistant in these things and he said yeah
And I said do you want to know what they are and he says no yeah, no he's in a bad spot
You're just you're locked in
Well, I know whatever I said I like yeah, I'm happy to help wherever that it wasn't a no fuck you
You were grumpy. You were grumpy whatever so yeah, no, I'm not
I'm not thrilled today. I was much happier yesterday
You know play co-dale save you though. I did have two li pops. Yeah, didn't yesterday. You were like we got our guy
He's staying yeah, yeah, I told you he's a very good play caller. I don't think Tom Tom's a lollipop
What they are and I'm Tom's are absolutelyllipop. What? Yeah, they are. And they're sexless. Tom Tom's are absolutely a lot.
They're just little, but doesn't make them tiny.
What the hell would they be?
We call them suckers down south.
They're suckers, and there's a lot of pups.
Suckers and lollipops were synonymous to me.
Yeah.
Suckers are wrestling fans, aren't they?
Suckers, actually, Stephen Che thinking
that he's going to keep his OC.
No, those are dumb-dumb.
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All right, boys, how do we want to start?
We reveal our what what our letter changes are or what what we brought to the table.
Right. Sure. Yeah. What are you? Kate, what are your letters? What's your letter? I think
I'm K again, right? Yeah. Letters are same, but the games don't have to be the same.
Okay, my good thing is K, carrot, in gold.
I got a bunch of 10-carat scratch-offs.
I won.
Okay, that's good.
The bad is Kate Capella.
And I, whoever gets the bad one,
we're gonna stand in the middle of the room, we're gonna take the mic,
and I'm gonna sing you a song by an artist
that starts with the letter K.
Oh.
We just have to look.
You're gonna stand.
You gotta look at me.
Oh, that's horrible.
Oh no.
And I hold your hand.
I would've thought I had a gun.
Yeah, I know.
What about kill me?
Okay.
Nope.
You're gonna have to do it.
Oh.
Yeah. People are gonna hate that. Is the dog okay? Okay, nope. Yeah
We're gonna hate that is the dog okay? Yes, I got a text last night. She's okay. She's also a notorious chicken bone eater
Yeah, she's like from the street. She knows what's up and though and the hot chick fraught refrosted
We lost it. It's done. It's like doubly frosted now like there's another you can see it like leaning against like another
They just put another piece of glass there. It looks like so I think she appreciated the
And you ruined it for everybody. Yeah, and you never got her beyond belief. It made me feel good
She's like no, I'm still gonna accept the sunlight
I'm still gonna shower in here and you can still see a little bit, but now we can't see night
You can see everything. Yeah, if you're way closer to each judge robbed us of those big old. Yeah're big old tits. Yeah, now somebody's going to break into our homes.
Push somebody too far.
Well, I'll be watching.
All right, Titus?
I'm sticking with Antique.
Yeah.
And it's no matter what someone.
No matter what, yeah.
I love that.
The good is you antique someone.
The bad is you get antiques.
Although I assumed the flower was still here.
I didn't bring extra.
It's got to be. Where is it? I'm sure Don't bring extra. It's gotta where is I'm sure
It's in the lockers
One of those actually towards the right the far end
Kyle okay. Why is just a simple game of youngest to oldest?
I'll give you four people or things you You have to sort them from youngest to oldest.
If you get it right on the first try,
you get three wheel spins you can use on yourself
or whoever you'd like.
If you get it right in two tries,
you have to do a performance, a pogo performance for us.
I bought a Vertigo pogo.
You get to keep it.
A Vertigo? Those are nice.
They're super nice and you have to do it until you sufficiently
impress us and if you get it wrong in three attempts then you get antiqued. Okay. Nice.
Okay. Wait Stephen I need you out here for mine. What? What's your good one? You get
to Pogo. Oh no I do it backwards. If you get them all right in one attempt. That's your good You get three wheel spin respins on yourself or whoever you'd like. Okay, so no good. I think that's pretty good
Okay, lay down Stephen. All right, so mine is the yak
face up yak
We're gonna hunt again for Oregon Trail, so that will be the bad the good is
you get a
chance ten chances
to win
$1,000 oh, okay, that's a good one. Here's what the chance. Here's what you have better than yours
Here's what you have better than yours
You can attempt all right, so it's gonna be you put this in your mouth
Oh cool
To the Cap no need like marker. Yeah, yeah marker. So yeah. Yeah, yeah, and that extend that hand so give it a shot a
Higher yep, yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that extend that hand. So give it a shot. A higher. Yep. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Oh, essentially whoever does is going to end up with marker
all over the. Yes. So as fun game. Very fun game. So you get 10 chances at that. And if
you hit it, you get a thousand dollars cash
And I just want everyone with marker all over their face at the end of the show. All right
My good the E I have the E and it stands for everyone and if you get the good
Everyone on this show has to Venmo you $20. Oh
Okay, if you get the good wait, what about earth? Oh, I know we're in flights. Oh, Wow. Okay? If you get the good? Wait, what about Earth?
Oh, everyone gets the most view.
No Earth and flights?
No, we're not doing that again.
I thought about Europe,
but that could've got expensive too.
So everyone gives you,
everyone on the show has to give you $20.
The bad E stands for everyone.
We put up three minutes on a clock.
You have three minutes to hug everyone in this office.
Whoa!
And if you do not do it in three minutes,
you owe everyone on this show $20.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, is it everyone in the whole office?
You have to hug it.
You think three minutes is not enough?
Maybe, can you just give us like a number, like 20?
We need it.
Could be everyone on the first floor.
It's called everyone.
Everyone within reason?
Everyone on the first floor?
I don't know what you guys are not getting here.
It's everyone in the office.
Now, the only thing- That was pretty clear. The only thing we can move here is time.
We think four minutes is better, but I think they need to be running. They need to...
What about everyone on the first floor? What about everyone in the goddamn office?
Alright, let's do it. Everyone on the first floor, yeah, that sounds good. First floor.
Because I can't medically hug everyone upstairs. Yeah.
Why am I getting pushed back? You can't medically hug everyone upstairs. Yeah Why am I getting pushed back he came?
You can you can all go to the second floor and hug
What about the blood men I
Mean should just be here
Liam's not here. How about you can hug everyone in the office or one blood man?
We have spy cam we have three. You have to hug everyone in the
South. Okay. Your rules. Your rules. They don't have to hug you back,
right? You just have to hug them.
I'm sensing a, uh, when did everybody become Che? I'm sensing a shift
in the Plinko, which was bound to happen that it feels like we don't
have as many good things. All right. You all are gonna. The good for
me is you're gonna get like 180 bucks. many good things. All right. You all are going to, if the good for me is, you're going to get like $180.
That's true.
That's pretty good.
That's true.
That's true.
OK, Nick.
H, my good is a hand of cream.
So you can come up to me.
I have a bunch of ice cream and sprinkles,
and you get a Palm Sunday.
Palm Sunday.
Yeah, so you get a hand of ice cream.
You can eat that.
And then the bad is help Steven.
I have a list of disasters that we'll reenact
and you will have to go save Steven Che
as he's acting as a victim in these times.
Oh, okay.
You have to get him to the safety tarp.
So wherever he is, you have to get him to the safety tarp.
All right, Danny.
All right, I wasn't here, so I had to up the ante
for my bad tee.
Ollie.
What?
Who's Ollie?
There's a guy named Ollie?
Is there a dog?
We have an Ollie?
Oh, Ollie was supposed to,
Ollie.
This is a.
Is Ollie a dog?
Oh no. Where's Ollie?
That was Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke. That was an Ollie. Who's Ollie? That was
That was an Ollie
Who's Ollie?
Uh oh
What's this Ollie?
Who's this guy?
Oh
Ollie what's up dude?
Oh I don't like this
So uh
Oh no Ollie what do you have in there?
So
No
God damn it Danny
My bad tea will be 10 seconds of
Let's show them Ollie if we can
No
No
No No No Danny you piece of shit Not a snake Not a snake Danny 10 seconds of Let's show them Ollie if we can No, no, no
Danny you piece of shit
Not a snake, not a snake
Is that a tarantula?
No, fuck you Danny
You mean 10, 10 luck?
Fuck you Danny
No, fuck, no, no
Ollie, Danny
Ollie where are you from?
A tarantula will promptly be placed on your head
That's a really good one Danny
And do they bite
Seriously do they bite no no they don't bite you'll want to keep all your orifices closed as best to your ability
But you'll be fine. Okay.
Okay, thank you, Ollie.
Thank you, Ollie.
I'm excited for, Danny, great one.
What's your good one?
And my good one is Ollie.
Damn it, not more Ollie.
Three seconds of tarantula.
What?
A tarantula will be placed on your head
and it'll crawl wherever it wants for the next three seconds.
What about the tunnel?
A tarantula tunnel?
Okay. Oh. What's his name? Tarantula tunnel? Okay, oh what's his name?
Doesn't have a name that's not a good sign. That's not a good song. Oh my god. What do you mean easier?
Okay, okay, thank you all Danny great back in there Ollie, please that's a great one back in the what else is in the box, Ollie
Rachel back in there ollie, please that's a great one back in the what else is in the box ollie?
Wait why is that one first string?
Okay
Well if you get a good tea we'll use the nice trans oh Danny that's really good
Tarantulas are my Z99. I cannot even look at them.
Stay away from the T.
I think you have to have a good and a bad.
That's my least favorite now.
We can do a treat.
Treat.
Treat.
Okay.
Treat.
You didn't even come with a good?
No, three seconds of tarantula.
A treat.
Here, you know what?
I don't know why I bought these.
I hate them.
Yeah, or Reese's. Yeah, there we go
But I didn't even hear what the
Seconds of Blanco on your body. No a tarantula gets placed on your head and promptly has 10 seconds
However, it won't know 10 now don't hit T and the don't hit I mean I'm gonna idea for a good thing was three seconds
This is so good. It's only three seconds of a tarantula
I was wondering too because I have luck
I have someone coming
this afternoon to play some pickup with us.
And I talked to the security guard.
I was like, yeah, I got a buddy coming.
And I said his name.
He's like, what about Ollie?
And I was like, what?
Yeah, that's my guy.
I met him on Google last night.
I wish I had known.
Really?
You bumped into him there?
From the reptile deck.
We got great choice, Danny.
I would have rather have done Snake.
We're on a dangerous path.
Yeah, we're just gonna have to one up.
Week two.
We're already at Tarantula.
Week eight, my A is gonna be Assfuck.
Yeah.
Oh man, I'm so excited.
This is thrilling.
The bad is you.
This is thrilling.
This is thrilling.
You antique your dick before you put it in.
You gotta scream like Marv, right?
I don't yeah, don't open your orifice don't move. Yeah, I went open your mouth
I want to scream like Marv you scream like Marv. Yeah, I might get in your mouth though. Oh fuck you
What are the end pieces oh
My god, I think that was my head what no that's me. Okay? What's the?
What no that's me okay? What's the?
It's all of them to ranch let's a chance. It's a and it's it's on the wheel sliver as well
We should make so thrilling yeah, I like this we should make like the
Dan you got the the two is it getting out I got the end cuz you should make the one on the far left like that's a thal like if you go like cuz no
One's gonna go for the tea yeah, that should be one on the far left like that's a thought like if you go like cuz no one's Gonna go for the tea. Yeah, that should be yeah
I go far left yeah be great like work life. That's just me the thousand dollars. Yeah, okay
Yeah, the far left is the left one's the right damn, okay?
I like the fight, but you still got to do the marker. Yeah, yeah, you still have to do the marker
But if you want a shot at the marker you got to go far left one. Yeah
Yeah, no, no, no, you're gonna go do the marker, but if you want a shot at the marker, you got to go far left one. It's just the T's so bad. Yeah.
Well, no, no, no, everyone go for the T. Come on.
No.
No.
No, you can't make it totally 0.
Alright, then far left should be the thousand.
Or can far left just be a hundred?
No, the far left should be the thousand, I think. That's just a replacement.
How about this? How about on my wheel, we put 10% of the wheel as tarantula?
I think that's fair.
No!
No!
I think that's fine.
It's domesticated.
Yeah.
That's fine. That way, there's always a chance of tarantula. I think that's fair. No, no. It's domesticated. Yeah.
That's fine.
That way there's always a chance of tarantula.
That we don't want.
That tarantula will not touch me.
Yeah, so I don't know buddy, I don't know.
I will very proudly, gladly just walk out of there.
What about not on your face?
What about on your body?
I will face down.
Wait, what does a tarantula bite do? They don't bite? Oh, he said if you do the right thing
Oh, they don't bite
That's not true. Well, it's we have a ranch little bites. It might we need lair to come gobble this thing up
I'll look up tarantulas. Oh the thought of its mouth. Yeah on it
What if it goes what if it rests on your mouth and has a realization for 10 seconds?
For seconds sit down for a second.
Sit down for a second.
We got it.
No, no, leave the tarantula.
Leave the tarantula.
You don't need to.
We got to do it.
First of all, Ollie, this is a chicken and egg thing.
I would assume that you didn't choose being a tarantula guy just looking at you, you're
a tarantula guy.
I'm definitely like what you would're a tarantula guy. I'm definitely like what you
would call a tarantula. Put the mic closer to you. All right. Oh you're the man. So yeah I know
the he is like if I saw him on the street I'd probably ask tarantula. What do you do for a living?
Oh tarantulas. So I'm a reptile wrangler. My business is called the reptile den. We do birthday
party schools, libraries, productions,
sell reptiles and bugs.
OK, so tarantulas, can they bite?
Yes, they do have hollow point fangs.
They do inject venom.
So very unlikely that that would happen.
What if it did?
What would be?
What's most likely to happen?
If they get really spooked, they could kick their hair off.
It's called urticating hairs.
It's like little needles and stuff.
So that's why you want to keep your eyes shut,
and your mouth closed, and just stay calm.
Okay.
But you'd be alright.
Kids handle these, right?
Yeah, that's just it.
Say it's like Timmy's third birthday,
he gets to hold the tarantula and nothing ever happens.
Okay.
Do we put it on our face? No? No hold it for our shirts. I thought it was on your face
We talked about last night, so ollie
What do you think will happen once we put it on top of their head will it crawl to their face you think or will?
It like jump off. I don't know if you're sitting upright
It may just chill out on your head if you were laying down to probably like walk all
Over your face, okay, we'll lay down with your face
Why?
Why face why can't we well it's had it's bad enough already had but it's assumed that it'll crawl on your face once
Starts on your head. I think it should be a secondary wheel if you get tarantula its head where it's on you rest of body fair
That's fair, so you have another I'm always fair. I'm very fair all right. Thank you, Ollie
Thank you. We'll let you know when the tarantula comes right on
KB you gotta get a trachea on you, bro
Say what's yours?
So I have the safety risks of arachnophobia
What?
We'll find out. Well, yeah, you don't have arachnophobia. I have to
They're just gross looking but I don't think it's it's not dangerous. Just don't get teased. Just keep your eyes closed real tight
So I was in charge of the wheel again
Don't tell me you have tarantula
so Again, do you happen don't tell me you have tarantula? So the first one is a backwards antique
So if someone has already been antiqued the person that threw the flower then gets antiqued here
Oh
However, I'm gonna add in a stipulation
If nobody has been antiqued yet
tarantula wheel all right
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we know yeah wow yeah no the power fucking no you also could get on to work
for the Jacksonville Jaguars I love to ranch I do too I'm a big fan also have
double the chance to eat a Reese's lava cup which is oh wonderful yeah two good
things we just both will be slivers in the wheel
I didn't send a huge. I'm just reading this now
butts up
go to the
grassy area
And with your butt up everyone can throw two footballs at your butt
So you want to step like pop our ass now? How does how does the tarantula work into that one good question?
It doesn't and then jumping mr.. Ice so he usually does over six and a half goals. Why do you must do?
65 seconds of jump rope with two people holding it if you do it you're good if not you have to do mr.
Ice wow I like that good
That's some good shit. That's some good shit
Everyone everyone seems really happy
It's gonna be fun. I don't know tarantulas have never bothered me I
They bother. I don't like snakes they bother me, but I think for the audience
Mm-hmm you just have to get almost have to do it. Thanks would be worse what snakes would be now
Yeah, I don't think oh, I don't do that. It's just one of you
legs
Yeah, the stakes got higher so you want to test out the tarantula
Is all we don't play like that
All right, so I guess we're ready to go.
Yeah.
So everyone's going to go two times.
Uh-huh.
All right, so we will for the first Plinko-er.
Yeah.
I love Plinko Day.
I love Plinko Day.
Hey, you could end up getting ice cream.
I think I'm having a small nervous breakdown.
I really hate it.
We're going to be cut. I wonder if our face is already covered in flower if that's gonna be an issue for the
Oh good point. I just know what's gonna happen
We should all collectively go for the antique
Yeah true and Kate remember even if you get tea
remove it from my list. Yeah, true.
And Kate, remember, even if you get tea,
there's a 50% chance that you're not gonna have it
to tarantula, and then even if you get tarantula,
there's a 50% chance you won't have it on your face.
Oh my God. Not too bad.
That's a pretty good chance.
I just wanna clear, like bugs are like my number one thing
I don't do, and there's a whole box of that right there.
That's okay, this is fine.
I thought that was washing your hair
To no-no's Kate $1,000
Right well
He might want you
Great one Danny. I want this to happen
Bring a fucking tarantula had to make up for it is so high. I love it
And again, it's just so classic. We did a plinko day. That was so fun. And then oh, how did it go? Oh?
Okay, I'll say this right now Kate singing a capella is way worse than a trip yeah, yeah, she hits the wrong notes
Legs I
Think no, I don't think you'd sing your own yourself. I think it'd be tarantula. No, I don't think it would I don't think it would big cat
I guess spin a wheel is as good or bad
I don't think it would big cat
I guess spin a wheel is as good or bad
So it's bad to somebody you know she's nervous. I think the camera has a zoom in you have to just add
Shit sing well, but this is just what is this song for us? Oh wait go sing to uh sing to big the employee wheel yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, and they gotta come in here, and I'll sing to them. No, I think you should spy cam up to them
Okay, and I'll do the prize the prize them with a thing they get to pick which hand which hand is the same keys or?
Clarkson oh
Thank you. God. I'm a believer again
that was Oh
Don't know if I can't I can't I think this is you wanted to lay down is bad for us
How long I thought we were holding hands. You just come out here and look at me. Alright. People are going to really hate this. Okay, I'm sorry. That's not what we want for the show.
Alright, pick a hand.
Right.
I think this should be like, what's that show where they hit the button?
Oh, the voice?
Don't turn around.
Yeah, if we all hit the voice, then it's gerentially.
All of it, okay.
Oh. Right. Yeah.
Oh.
What's she gonna do?
Is she gonna do fall?
All you have to do is,
you take that. Hold on.
Wait a minute.
No one?
Some people live for the fortune.
Some people live just for the fame some people live for the power some people
live just to play the game some people think that the physical things do you within and I've been there before and that life's a bore
because of the superficial some people want it all
some don't want nothing at all
If I ain't got you Steph
If I ain't got you, Steph.
All right.
All right, thank you.
Who's up next?
Wow.
All right.
Yeah, Tarantula's way better.
Oh my lord.
Way better.
What happened to the game I love, man?
What happened to Planko Day?
Who says girls aren't funny?
We gotta get that Tarantula out here. I'm out here making the case maybe K becomes strange to that way now, okay?
Go for the tarantula. Yeah, okay, the tree key
H you could get a
Hand of cream or you have to go help Stephen Chez
plenty more K artists
Whoa I needed that. Yeah you've
calmed down. Little palate cleanser. Little palate cleanser. Uh oh. He's insane. He is so dumb. It's gonna go.
Oh my god. Oh damn it. So you're either everybody's either going to Venmo you $20,
which you don't need,
or you have to go hug everybody in the office
in three minutes.
Danny kind of makes all of our bad ones
look a little stupid now,
but you have to Venmo you $20.
Barstool, Big Cats, Cats Venmo thank you very much
Gotcha
Appreciate it, appreciate it everyone
God damn it Brandon
Also that could land multiple times couldn't it
Oh man
Real men go for the
Tea
Fine
Just gonna say it, I'll go for the tea again when I come up
Oh I just said fine
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Doug.
Doug.
So there's no tonal element today?
That could be the other T.
Oh dear.
Oh my God.
Well now we're gonna have to Venmo him.
Damn it. Yeah, the other T could be the tonal. How now we're gonna have to Venmo him too. Damn it. Hold on.
Yeah, the other two could be the tough ones.
How was, yeah.
That could be good and bad.
This was, how, how did your idea
is gonna cost me thousands of dollars?
I didn't think this through, sorry.
What the fuck?
You might have to hug everybody.
Might have to hug everyone.
He is gonna have to hug everybody in three minutes.
The Zoom. And if he doesn't hug everyone for eight minutes. The Zoom-
And if he doesn't hug everyone in three minutes,
he has to go again on Plinko?
Oh, yeah, so-
That knows us.
$20.
Oh.
He can get it back.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Who's gonna hold the Zoom?
Where's Luke?
Oh, yeah.
Chay.
Unless you want POV hugs.
No.
Oh, Che's got it.
Che's so upset right now.
I'm with him.
You can just see it in his face.
They're still bothered.
Still really bothered.
They might eat the tarantula.
They're so angry.
I want tarantula so bad.
The tarantula has like positioned itself to look out at the room right now.
So he's picking the little ones?
Yeah.
Some people-
Put tunnel on Chase wheel.
And Big Cat, before it's employed,
would you like to test out your birthday gift?
What's my birthday?
The Vertigo.
The Pogo stick that I got you for your birthday.
Oh, that's my birthday gift?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Apparently, I'll go get it.
Okay. Where are you taking the ice cream? Probably should be in the. Oh fuck. Yeah, apparently it. I'll get it okay
Where are you taking the ice cream?
Yeah, probably should be in the freezer. I don't say we're gonna put tunnel on your wheel, so there's tunnel So what if we get a bucket of ice and you can just?
What it what is it just being there? Yeah, Nick you were the only one who did it. You know exactly what I did it
I had to sit with
So no phone no phone. You should actually put
tunnel instead of both the reeses. That'd be fun. We got to get someone in this
tunnel. Yeah. We'll keep one reese. The tunnel needs to stay. One reese is one tunnel.
Backwards antique. I might change my goods. How you doing Titus? I might change my good how you doing Titus I just changed my
good to enter the tunnel or something how you doing Titus about an hour till
we get to go home for the weekend maybe this isn't as boring I just go now I
guess yeah yeah you know who's fine with the tarantula here?
You did piss out of your giant cock when no problem.
Kenny?
Yeah, I'll be fine with it.
Jay?
I don't like Ollie hovering either.
I like Ollie.
I like Ollie, but he's hovering. He's just out there.
I like Ollie a lot.
Alright, three minutes.
I thought it was everybody.
Are you ready set go
What you think it was trying to tackle me
This is gonna be impossible Nick you smell good, I thought that was you that smelled so good. I don't know maybe that's him
That was a, that was a.
Ollie.
Are you hugging him buddy?
Why are people hugging back?
There's a good hug back, that's nice.
People could definitely help him.
Yeah, there you go.
Make it easier for him.
I don't think it's gonna get this.
They can come to him he
sees he's he's got most of the people on the first floor right no no hold him
there's a lot of people gonna be tough his girlfriend's gonna be a breeze oh
what oh no
Oh, yeah. I don't even know this guy's name. No, it's new, right? Jordan's on vacation. Yeah. Oh, this is where it gets tricky. Yeah. So I don't know who's out there eating lunch.
And you also don't know which direction you want to go. I think you need to like scream Oh, thank you.
Think you need to like scream emergency everyone come here right now like I think
Okay halfway oh Jerry
Jerry will do the tarantula
Savashe very well
Maybe it is just first floor
You can see still got to go all the way back nobody's back there. Mm-hmm, but if he misses someone oh
Lights are on shit. Oh man. Who's in the quigs?
Do you think we could get Jerry to do the tarantula? If we just tell him it's something we've already done.
One minute.
Jerry might be a guy that might smash the tarantula by accident.
I will.
Yeah.
Dana, would you lose your deposit with that?
It'd probably be a little worse than that.
Big T's definitely in there.
No.
Nobody's in there. Wow. Oh, this is yeah, this is gotta be first
floor. Yeah. So he's gotta go first floor only Nick. He's gotta
go back around the world. Yeah. Yeah. He's got like the your Bay
where all your guys are. Yeah.
Memes might punch him.
Yeah. your bay where all your guys are yeah memes might punch him yeah he hasn't hit the yak studio yet oh yes you gotta get 17 he's not gonna do it oh a lot of
people over here means needed that and we should let them do the girls let's I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I guess he doesn't have to give us money
Again feels stupid when there's two ranch. It's impossible. Yeah, it's impossible
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Titus
Next mouse has it moved
Yeah, still the calculus in my head of that's good. You can't move in the trenches. What happens? Yeah
When the trenchantula comes out, what was that noise?
path to the mic
Stop here we go, Che
Chase gonna go for the tarantula. Whoa
You want to make the hug and said just the tunnel
yeah we saw once my ears can just be tunnel you just go right to the tunnel
yeah exit this out building of the tunnel
Did he take a disc? Okay. He's back.
Drop the goddamn thing.
Oh, oh dude. Steve. Steve.
Yes! Yes! Alright, so it's good, bad.
Good is a treat.
Bad is tarantula.
And then if you get tarantula,
it's half and half face or body.
Gross.
Oh!
What?
Face is little.
You might get a treat.
I have a hood, so I'm prepared for this a little bit.
Yeah.
Huh?
Can I say the options one more time?
He's got a hood.
Oh, okay.
So he's prepared for this. Wait, wait, wait. What are these?'s got a hood. Oh, okay. So, he's prepared for this.
Wait, wait, wait. What are what are what are these? Good is a
treat. Mm hmm. Bad is tarantula but if you get bad, it will
spin it again to see if it's face or body. What if it's 10
seconds? Yeah. Or you can if you get if it gets bad, you can
opt for best out of seven but if you lose that, you have to go
for a minute straight. I'd take that bet. 10 best out of seven, but if you lose that you have to go for a minute straight
I take that bet
Ten times out of ten no can I doubt I take I'm about to throw up can I just ask TJ? Can we split I'm jealous today?
Force you want just why cuz then it's I mean you know instantly pretty much. That's gonna be good or bad I
Don't hate that right a call actually. Yeah, that was actually a really good call open will have
All right, all right, so those treats what describe oh, yeah, there we go describe the treats you could have a Reese's as well
Those treats are um, they've chocolate inside. Yeah, those chocolate chocolate hazelnut. Yeah. Oh hazelnut
are um they've chocolate inside yeah those chocolate chocolate hazelnut yeah oh hazelnut pure leans pretty good yeah that might be sick what was your thing
with hazelnuts a couple weeks ago that the Nutella was oh yeah and you have the Yeah, he was kind of right. Oh. Oh, that's pretty definitively bad.
Yay!
All right.
All right, so now it's head or body.
All right, so if it's body, I'm going to, like, stuff t-shirts around my dick.
What?
Your dick is what you're worried about?
Yeah.
Stuff t-shirt.
You've got pants on.
Ollie.
I mean, if a spider bites, it's probably gonna go through the pants
It's not Angela time. I was not gonna bite your all it's gonna bite his cock through. How do you know what it?
No, maybe
You're worried about your cock the spider female oh
Yeah, my legs in there too all right
Yeah, wait wait wait just a second, but you see this header body if it's body you're gonna stuff your what with his cock
I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna suffer on my um all right penis. You know the same treatment here check. No. This is fine
Okay, okay. Thank you
Oh
Okay, all right, that's a good way to I don't know if that's better or worse it's much better much better lay down I like he got you down. Yeah
Yeah, lay down. How do you think lay down?
I was like a shoulder no no lay down just put on your chair. It'll be fine
All right, if I spaz and step on it
You're the one Fine all right if I spaz and step on it I think it's worse if I lay down why no lay down just put it on it's gonna put on your body
Probably won't even move all right fine, but then I'm going face down
Okay, that's fine. Okay, you but he said close your orifices. You can't close your asshole. I'll get out
I'll put a t-shirt. We'd don't put a t-shirt in your asshole
Oh, that's lay down on your fine fine, but I'm putting her on my dick
Well, yeah, I don't happen to lay on your on your stomach putting around my dick this
laying on your
Transformer, what's the big deal? It's it you don't know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
We'll do it at the end. I want to do it too, but this is crazy. I specified this before this is a big win that you get No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Probably antagonizing the- But Che, I would rather see where it is than not know. Hell! Lay down!
I'll be right beside you.
Okay.
Be completely still, Stephen.
You're being a little ridiculous.
You are.
Do you own spiders? No, I don't!
I got hundreds.
Hundreds?
When they had babies, they had over 300 babies.
Oh. Wow. Hundreds. Hundreds? Yeah, they're down. When they have babies, they have over 300 babies.
Wow.
How much does that cost?
This is an expensive tarantula.
It's probably a buck fifty.
It's a pricey spider.
That's right.
Here, clench everything.
Clench everything.
Clench everything.
Hold on, Che, so when you lay down, be unclenched, then we tell you to clench.
So we can make sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
All right, here we go.
Dude.
Lay down.
All right, I'm going to try and not kill this thing.
You're not going to see it.
You're not going to kill it.
I don't even know what's going to be happening.
All right, Chay.
We're going to use this time.
You ready?
OK, don't move now.
OK, I'm going to kill this thing. What? Chay, what?
That was just me doing a pinch test.
Alright, real ones coming, Chay.
Alright, relax, relax.
Here comes the trinch.
And the spider is on your back, Steve.
Oh boy.
Oh, he's moving. Seven, six oh it's bad. Four three two.
Don't roll over Che he's going to get off you. Alright. He's going to get it off. He's
getting it off. Alright you're good. Alright you're good Che. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over.
Look to your left. Steve. Steve. Steve, look to your left. Is this crazy? I would do the same thing. Oh Man
You handle that well, so
Could you could he feel its weight?
It's back in its case did did you cannot cool now did you feel it?
No
That was an asshole move.
I mean, everyone knew I was gonna do the pinch.
Yeah, everyone knew, come on.
That was a telegraph pitch.
We might have to do a replay of that yelp.
Ah!
Okay, back is much easier than anything.
That's nothing.
But Che already took back, so that's taken.
I wouldn't do back either, but back is crazy.
Titus, you missed, I pinched him.
Oh, did you?
Yeah, and he freaked.
Awesome.
You're really freaked out about this tarantula, huh?
Yeah, yes.
Hey Titus.
I hope you guys exist and people and...
3,925, you wanna go with me?
I will.
Alright.
I will go with you.
Oh man, I love this shit.
Alright, good Che? I'm great Danny. Good Che? Oh Man, I love this shit
All right
This ruined point yeah, no
Completely different elements of point. All right hit oh my I don't have a yeah, you weren't
Conrad well now Danny you have to go for the tea he didn't raise his hand when
you were like who would do that it was
just being you the body was so easy
Titus yeah I I bet it was for someone
evil genius you want to see me pinch
him you play that form is that you
would like that good prank Someone is an evil genius. You want to see me pinch him keep play that for him. Is that you would have liked that
good prank
Okay
Hand cream hand cream or you have to help Stephen. Oh
This is good
This is good
Steven you good
Getting there, okay
Hey
Can I give you a spin zone?
Sure when I pinched you you weren't thinking about Liam Cohn stabbing you in the back
No, it wasn't.
Right. So that was the first time probably in 24 hours.
That was perspective, brother.
Ah!
What? Che, what?
Oh, that fucked me up.
Imagine thinking you're being bit. Oh, I
Say yeah, I was fucked up. I don't know what I would but I had to do it good on you for not running
You're not
Yes, yeah, even I need you to pop top and get yourself a little wet cuz you're drowning
I'm fine with spiders just not that one. Yeah. There he is. That one is... Che, show us the muscles. Do the thing.
Whoa. Whoa. Interesting hair. Yeah, it's all concentrated in one. Yeah. Jay went swimming last night and did not get us a video. I forgot about the swimming. I don't think he does it.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
It changed the whole tenor of the day.
It changed everything.
It changed the whole direction of the show.
I'm just staring at the clock.
Yeah, it did. I feel like someone's'm gonna go home. Just like this is...
Yeah, it did.
I feel like someone's had their finger down my throat for the last 20 minutes.
Well, I mean, it's avoidable.
Yeah. We've all gone, Nick, Danny, and I have gone to that side.
I feel bad.
You can easily just go to the other side. You have no idea.
It's our jobs. It's what people want.
I know. I don't want it.
It is what people want. That's why I feel bad, but I'm not gonna do it all right che
Yeah, exactly get a little damp a little damp, please. That's where I'm at
Your socks that's what I'm over here lose lose
I'm just like I'm already forecasting like when it had when the when I have to make the decision and I go home
It's gonna be a bad look for. How bad of a look is that?
What's my spin zone when I come back on Monday?
Stay on that side of the board, you'll be fine.
Danny, if you don't save Che in two minutes, you get antiqued.
He's gonna start in the paint there.
You're going to be a lifeguard in the kitchen.
You're gonna notice him drowning face down wet.
You have to get him to the safety zone.
That is the blue tarp. Whatever you feel is best as a lifeguard and you were a life
guard right okay he's got to be unconscious he can't know he does not
help or maybe he's flailing and drowning
Stephen you can't like physically help him
It's in water
Yeah, okay, you're drowning those you'd be flailing you're drowning I would act unconscious
Mouth agape. Huh?
You could play this however you want.
Yeah.
You're near death.
Imagine you're in the basement of a house that's flooded.
Poor Jay.
But actually not I
Really want best thing I want when Danny drags him to like make the loudest like screech
All right, he would have a basketball Danny is the lifeguard and he has two minutes
I Guess when the timer right sorry TJ. I've kind of sprung that on you
All right, oh my god, I think that guy's drowning he's drowning it. Yeah, he can't go get him
Get a Danny oh
Whoa shit, he's doing a good job
Oh, no. Oh, no. All right. Mouth to mouth. Mouth to mouth. When you were hugging. Okay. The blue whole body on blue You should have gotten wet more wet I think yeah should have been sopping I
Don't want to make them do that. I think oh day's an experiment though. That's right. It works. What doesn't work. I can switch back to
hunting uh hunting all right
all right Brandon there we go Brandon be tough be tough be a tough man
i do want Brandon to get to initially i'm not gonna lie i do i do
Brandon take the ones out out of the bottom. Alright so everyone no one has had a puck go off the board today.
No.
Let's see if Brandon is the problem.
This guy's going more east than Japan on this board.
Che thank you for doing that.
Che's back.
Of course.
He wants no part of that to you.
I hope it just goes completely sideways. It's technically be West.
I don't know my directions. Oh my man. Oh boy. Oh boy. Respect.
Respect. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I think so. you go right to the total oh
No Brandon when someone else gets it though you get out
What happened with the I miss that?
Exit directly to the tunnel because Brandon's whole Venmo thing was in the hugging was not
Hmm the best experimental do we lock him in there with Ali in the tarantula?
Wait, should we just send Ali Ali out there on and just standing
Make us do yeah
The tarantula on one side of the tunnel and you are the other
The tarantula on one side of the tunnel and you on the other. Western stare down.
You have to lay down and close your eyes.
The tarantula is just released in the tunnel.
Yeah, you have one minute to lay down.
If it gets on you, it does.
Oh, no.
Oh, gotta go again
Where is he?
Oh, oh
There's a tarantula chance on wheel there's a tarantula on wheel
Yeah, cuz nobody has at the antique yet. What's the trench of the wheel? So it was going to be backwards
antique. So antique glass person throw a flower, but if no one had been antiqued at that point,
it would be replaced by tarantula. So we replaced one Reese's lava cup with tunnels.
Okay.
He could join.
No, he could.
He could take Brandon out.
Okay.
Is Brent.
Oh, there he is back to his spot.
He could be in there for a long time.
Trench.
Oh, is one of five.
Wait, did he bring his phone?
Yeah.
Rule breaker.
I thought it was 10%.
One of five, it seems.
Should we send Ollie in there to get his phone?
Just to ask for Brandon's phone?
Trade him a phone for a Tarantula.
I just want to see what Brandon does when that guy walks in there.
Is he has has phone out?
No. No.
He's just sitting.
Being a good boy.
It's like a pleasing white noise.
I like that.
Come on Kyle, you're going to be fine.
Look, you're fine.
Oh. God damn it. What is this? I don't quite know. Yeah, come on Kyle. You're gonna be fine Look, you're fine. Oh
Damn it. What is this? I don't quite know 65 seconds You gotta do the jump rope and if you don't get it, you gotta go mr. Ice
Where is the jumper? I don't know. Okay
Do you want to test out the vertigo? I think I will break my leg. Okay, I gotta try. Yeah, I heard it's dangerous
The rounded bottom is scary on that yeah, I don't
Yeah
People who are really good on those can go like 15 feet in air I'm not kidding you had to like load it with an air compressor you do like fill it with air the the Pogo
Yeah, it's like a special kind. Yeah
And Cody at the station before this it's someone who's like a pro at that thing can get how high on that specific one?
They jump like up flights of stairs. They can do like two flips in the air. It's like
I went to the national pogo chip championship once, didn't I?
I've been close eyes right in the corner looking at us.
Oh, KB is going to double-dutch it?
He's going to run in?
All right.
Clock is starting.
If he gets up front, go in front.
All right, ready?
1, 2, three. Oh, hey, how is that possible?
Kyle, Kyle, what?
What the fuck is that?
It's harder than it seems.
Oh, man.
Just just missed it.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened now?
What happened?
Spider brain.
Do I have to go in the freezer?
Yeah.
Do you want to go tunnel instead of freezer?
Yeah. All right, right go get Brandon out
Does have spider brain
Spider-brain man, I can see it. He's got the spider brain. Oh, he's gonna bring the pogo in there
Brandon's singing. I'd like to see a little tunnel pogo.
I bet Kyle will be able to pogo down the entire length of the tunnel in like five
minutes. I bet.
All right, so here's, let's talk this out real quick. Yeah. I got no problem.
Oh no! So I take it out?
Yeah.
Why do you have the voters vote?
Spider brain.
I was going to do this for me.
So I have no problem with the tarantula, but I really want to see someone get antiqued.
Same.
So should I go for the A or the T?
What about everything bad is antiqued now?
C is...
I think I'm going to go for the A.
Go for the A.
Throw flower.
How much tarantula do I have at the end?
H is... is heck is that
Have flower and grown at your face
Everything's funnier like in that tunnel. I don't know why
Everything's funnier like in that tunnel. I don't know why
Okay, it's going for the a
You got a skull what is that again?
Marker. Oh, that's hard game the's the hunting thing oh this is wholesome it's like a dad helping his kid ride a bike why does Kyle look
infantile Kyle is our best chance at figuring out the Pogo stick, so if you can't do it, this is not good
What if British goes ceiling?
I hope the battery people so badly come out and see them doing this. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. dangerous is the problem so dangerous alright TJ spin for me
he got you the vertigo dude
what?
how much?
it's just good and bad
oh my god
oh my god Kyle
it's a 500 dollar
pogo
it's 500 dollars
Jesus Christ!
Oh you get a chance to win
your own $1000!
What color are you going with?
Kate, can you still see the
tarantula in there?
It's in the corner, it's like right at the corner staring at us. For $1,000.
Oh, he's gonna be covered in blue. Oh, why doesn't the universe want us to antique?
Oh, that was close.
I don't know.
How many tries do you have left?
What?
That's for the thing.
Well now you're in. What do you mean I'm in?
I'll add to the K, you can either accept me singing to you or antiquing you.
You're fucking, you're fucking. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Cody, you had to show us how to do it.
I don't want to be in here. Oh that's right on the lip.
That's a pump, I was bringing it to you.
Come on, try it out. Oh they got Cody. That's right on the lip. That's the pump. I was bringing it to you.
Oh, they got Cody.
Are you close, Big Head?
Oh!
Oh, that one felt close.
I think this might be funny.
We're sending Ali in the tunnel.
Wait how close? We're sending Ali in the tunnel
Wait how close oh, oh you're good at it. Oh wow why so blue?
How'd Cody get in there? I have no idea he went to bring him the pump and just walked in oh
And then stop the door behind him? Uh oh. They're running towards you.
BAM!
You're a mother fucker!
Don't walk in there.
Look out.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
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Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. close to that thousand dollars. What's up, Brandon?
How you doing? Brandon, look how close it was to a thousand dollars
and my own money.
Real close, blue chin now.
Right on it.
Two of them right there.
Pogo stick was an issue?
Cody's pretty good at it.
Is he pretty good?
He would be good at Pogo.
All right, who's up?
Kyle is so dense. What? Did they have a drill? Oh, it's some good at it. Is he pretty good? Yeah. He would be good at pogoing. All right, who's up? Kyle is so dense.
What?
What's that?
Is he having a drill?
Oh, it's some sort of thing.
Oh, that's the pump?
Yeah.
What does it need pumped up for?
I don't know.
It's got like a gasket in it that lets you pogo, I guess.
They're going to go straight through the ceiling.
Yeah, you have to pump it up with an air compressor.
What the hell?
Cody's good at it. Kyle put Cody in charge of watching the tutorials
and the instructions.
Pumped up Pogo stick.
I always said this before but driving in this morning I passed the gas station
and Marash and Cody were at the gas pump out in the freezing cold with the Pogo stick.
Oh, were they using the tire? But driving in this morning I passed the gas station and Marisha and Cody were at the gas pump out in the freezing cold with the pogo stick
Your man Brandon come on Brando
bomb brando how have you not gone again Titus yeah I went I went last I went two times in a row let's hover over your head yeah
Brandon and Vic counter off. I'm off and you are too.
Oh god.
After this.
Oh no.
Double tarantula.
Double tarantula.
We'll have to take out the mean one.
Double tarantula.
Double tarantula on the board.
Never been done.
Do you know about the little hairs?
I didn't know that.
No.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Tunnel.
Tunnel. Go back to the tunnel.
Yeah.
Get Kyle out.
Came out for one second.
I know you did.
All right, spin it TJ.
I'll say I kind of want hand cream.
Yeah, be good.
Yeah.
All right, Danny.
So boys.
Yeah, bring that. I got double time.
Should we just send Danny second?
Just to sit with him?
Yeah.
Just to sit.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, thousand bucks. Possibly. All right, Danny. See good or bad. I want someone to get the marker so bad. Yeah, it'll be incredible. He will be the one to bring the tarantula and get 1000 bucks. That would
work out.
All right, pick your color. 10 shots.
Two of them right there.
Green. So it's possible. Have you seen someone do I've seen
someone do it? Yeah. Have you seen someone do that? I've seen someone do it, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
OK.
One.
Oh, you suck, dudes.
Those are bad.
You got to get your cap straight.
Yeah, the cap's got to mouth straight. Yeah, the caps gotta be straight. Yeah.
Oh, come on, Danny.
You got this, Danny.
No, that was your worst one.
That's three.
Would it be easier if someone?
Oh, come on, Danny. Lock in. That was your worst one. That's three. Would it be easier if someone?
Come on, Danny. Lock in.
That was four.
Do you want me to do it for you?
Lock in.
I don't know if that would be any easier.
You could try, Kyle, from that distance.
Yeah, if you drop.
That was five. Oh,
you're not so good, but
try one more time.
Oh, damn, dude.
Here a little bit to the right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh,
Kyle, try going higher. To the right, yeah. I've never walked before. Yeah. Oh. It hurts.
Kyle, try going higher.
Yeah, so it can stabilize.
That was close.
All right, last one.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Damn, Kyle.
That was good. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I
Like this
That's a fun game all right,. All right. Who's up? I went to antique so bad. So bad.
Looking good. Danny, you're pretty close. Nice try, Kyle. Titus! Go for the tee!
There's no shot.
I hope he goes so far to the left.
Circum- Circles around.
Yeah, cross-concrete.
Yeah.
Yep. Totally get it.
Oh no!
Uh-oh. Totally get it. Oh no. Oh tarantula on the wheel. It's in play. It's in play. I give
you a word of advice Titus. I know that you don't want the tarantula. You got to just
you got to just stay firm until it actually
Happens because there's a lot of chances for to not happen. Okay. Yeah, you know what I mean?
You have a one in five chance of hitting tarantula
five chance of hitting or one you never get tarantula right but
And if it's not on your head, it's not a big deal. Yeah, and we're not gonna have to worry about tarantula. Yeah
Okay It's not a big deal. Yeah. And we're not gonna have to worry about Trantz. Yeah. Okay.
Brandon doing
is he building something?
What have you just built a platform to hang himself?
Cut back and he's ankles. Watched him slowly tie a noose.
He's making a little cabin. Oh, is he making a little obstacle course?
Is this a swastika?
Oh, Brandon. Oh, Brandon.
Oh no, don't put this in the middle
Oh, no, dude. Oh, no, you can't be doing this. Don't do this
Oh, no
No
This would be the worst screen shot ever.
He's like, no, I can't do this.
Titus.
Okay, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
Oh, a lava cup.
Oh, best case scenario.
Let's go. Yeah, Reese's Lava Cup. Good you're good. Oh love a cup best-case scenario
Let's go. Yeah Reese's Lava Cup
Goodbye Reese's cups. I will you know what's crazy. I would have done it to yeah
Yeah, I know I would have found a way which is great because you actually have another Plinko. Yeah, and see we'll find out
We'll find out
You buy Reese's cups basically anywhere Reese's peanut butter cups will be featuring the big game be with us in New Orleans
It's a lava time
Let us know how the lava is
The best so good. I'm gonna have one too
You're lucky you got that man
Do you taste the lava? I?
Taste the lava. Yeah, I taste the chocolate and I taste the peanut butter and those are really the three? I taste the lava. Yeah. I taste the chocolate.
And I taste the peanut butter.
And those are really the three things I taste the most.
Yeah.
Tarantula free, too.
Hey, I don't taste any tarantula at all.
Steven, did you like the Bob Dylan movie?
I think I'm going to see it tonight.
So I didn't know that much about Bob Dylan before,
so I can't really comment if Chalamet was really good
or really bad.
I thought he was pretty good, and it was an enjoyable movie,
but I was not familiar with the guy. What was your rating? I think pretty good. I feel like low eights
Know anything about Bob. Yeah, we'll say not familiar how not familiar. What does that mean? Uh
Not familiar with his storyline very much. Maybe I knew one or two songs
You know who if I asked you who Bob Dylan was would you be be able to provide it? A musical performer, yeah. That was like in the 70s maybe.
Oh, that. Wait, that's not right.
Is it not 60s? Okay.
Okay. So I'll enjoy it.
I mean, it was nominated for best picture. I think The Substance, despite my initial distaste with it. I think that's the best movie of the year
And if you want to watch it I can tell you the part to walk out and you will love it. Let's go Kyle
The last 30 minutes of substance is horrible
Oh the substance is a movie but it's your movie of the year if yes
Because I still think about it if you leave at this one thing that you will I'm so confused
I still think about it if you leave as a stone thing you will I'm so confused
Sweet the movie of the year has a bad last 30 minutes. Oh boy. Is that a bad year for movies? Oh
I'll got K. Oh no. I could see if Ali has a Komodo dragon instead Kyle
Come on. Oh dragons are terrifying.
Yes. Yes.
Yeah, if I get K next week.
Kate, what's your good?
Carrot. Ten carat. Ten dollar K gold scratch-offs.
Oh god. Pick a hand. Pick a hand. Oh this is Kyle's nightmare.
Eye contact Kyle. I got it. Eye contact is key, I'm so sorry.
Kelly Clarkson. Okay. Mmm. Here it is.
I'm gonna give that a like button, fortunately, if you think.
Maybe I don't.
Eye contact.
Oh, Kyle.
Sorry, I got lava mouth.
I will not make the same mistakes that you did. I will not let myself cause my heart
so much misery. I will not break the way you did. You fell so hard. I've learned the hard way to never get it that far.
Go to Kyle face, TJ.
Because of you, I never strayed too far from the sidewalks.
Because of you, I learned to play safe side
so I don't get hurt.
Because of you. All it. Yeah, oh
Man bad real good
It's a great out-of-context clip, too
Okay He's easy not bad I'm so sorry. Alright. Okay.
He's peasy. Not bad.
Okay. Is Brandon
adding any planks? No.
That was
good eye contact.
It's troubling. Yeah.
Alright Nicky. Come on Nick.
Beautiful eyes.
Come on Nick. Beautiful eyes. Come on Nick.
What's the why? Oh, it's yours. Yeah.
Oh, damn. Ah, wanted that tea.
I tried.
Wanted that tea.
You did try. I tried wanted that tea.
You did try.
Okay, so this is I want the money. Give me the money.
All right.
What color would you like to go with black?
Yeah. All right, we go what color would you like to go with black yeah
Aim for the upper lip
Okay, Nick come on
This is gonna be awesome Oh
Two hands I felt was locked me in a little more behind you behind you two hands on the marker was definitely
Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, He's got a fastball or Maybe a little higher cow
He's got a black eye Oh, that was literally on your eye! Yeah! Oh no!
Oh no!
Look at his face!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh no!
God!
God!
Alright, shot number six.
No!
Just keep your eyes closed.
Seven.
Someone else try.
All right, I'll try.
I'll try.
No, no, you gotta, no, don't move your mouth because you, it's gotta be straight.
I'm nervous now.
Put it in your teeth.
Put it in your teeth.
Just like that.
Yep. I'm nervous as hell. Put it in your teeth. Put it in your teeth, sweetie. Get it in a row. It's gonna look bad.
Just like that, yup.
Oh, god.
What is he doing?
What the fuck?
What happened?
What the fuck?
Is there a strong wind in this room?
How?
His forehead. How? How did you hit his forehead?
That felt close, that last shot.
Oh man! Alright, who did you see?
Who did you see?
I want video evidence of somebody Who did this?
It was a guy who was so funny
It was, I think it was on Twitter
I saw this guy, he was doing it
And you saw his face
And it was completely clean on this side
And his dog came up and licked him
And he sat up and he looked over
And there was just like a thousand dots on the left side of his face
You look like a Gen Z rapper.
It's a fun game.
I, we gotta get, this game we gotta get eventually.
This might just be on the regular.
Yeah, I like this.
Okay, who's up?
Brandon's been in there for a long ass time.
Oh, I forgot.
What, what, what is this?
The universe doesn't want us to antique.
No.
Well, you guys keep going for the tea yeah, it's oh yeah
I went for the and the y punishment is all all the punishments are antique
All right, Che, let's go. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. What's this one? Oh my god. All the little pucks are in the front.
Grab the pucks, grab the pucks.
What is he asking?
I think what the far skull is next to the K.
We've done that three times.
We're all covered in...
That was the most recent one.
I thought that was just this one.
No, no, it's both. We have it on our face.
It's written all over our face.
It's gonna all over our face. More clear.
You could be good at it.
I like a shot to 1000 bucks.
Someone dies doing come on.
Oh, no. Oh
Damn it Stephen, I'll give you a shot at the end no matter what
You can get ten shots for another drop of the puck mm-hmm let's spin and see what you got right now
Be Kate you might need to drop an album
What's up, you gotta go arch and we get to help
You thought of that
What would you what are we two throws for what my asshole? Okay? Oh, okay?
Go put your butt up chew for that
Okay Sit your butts up distance. Sit your butts up distance. Okay.
Alright, I guess we're good. Alright.
Should we get in line or?
I guess so.
Should we talk or?
Yeah, whoever's up next come.
Well, Chay, are you on all fours?
Yes.
Okay. Okay.
This is going to be close.
I thought he was going to use that stool.
It's like Pertron.
I wonder how, like...
Tell him to move.
Big Cat, Big Cat, we need you to step to the side.
Big Cat, five feet to yeah, yeah
Come on come on man. I'd be afraid for my balls if I had them oh
All right everybody gets to
Everyone just gets to yeah, that's undesirable. Yeah, yeah, not a good one
Do I get I feel bad bad going hard, okay? It is a nerf ball right? Yeah
Damn No, throw as hard as you can It is a Nerf ball, right? Yeah!
Damn.
No, throw as hard as you can.
Okay.
I wanted to get stuck.
Yeah, go for the gooch.
You threw as hard as you could.
Yeah! Okay.
Hurt my arm a little.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh! Right in the ass!
Right in the asshole!
Correct hit.
Yes!
All right, Che, halfway done.
Ah!
Ah!
I think if we don't get antique the end of the show we have to just spin for one person and get antique.
Yup.
We cannot not have an antique.
When I bought the flower I thought there's no way this is going to be enough but I don't
want to over do it.
And then we have not even opened it in two Blink-O days.
Crazy.
And this one is, even if it hits A, somebody's going to.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Did he miss both?
Yeah.
Oh, god damn it.
Did he miss both? Yeah.
Oh, god damn it.
Ollie should go put the tarantula on him right now.
Ollie, get Ollie.
He should just go and put his fingers there on his back.
Tell him to just lightly put his fingers on his back.
Ooh, Nick really wailed it. All right, Danny, you're up. Danny's last one. This is Brandon. He does have his phone.
I fucking love Ollie. I do too. Nobody's ever been more tarantula.
He's perfect. He's central casting.
Even the name. It's perfect.
Steven's really gotten
put through it today.
Can Danny not throw? I missed too. really gotten put through it today.
Can Danny not throw? I missed too.
I wouldn't have gotten under a try.
No, you don't have a hit.
Non-throw?
Danny?
Yeah.
What was that?
Danny, do you not throw?
I'm throwing off, I guess.
His face is so funny.
All right. Kate and Titus last two last two
And then we'll get we'll get Brandon out of there for the antique wheel for antique wheel and we send Ali in the
tunnel one more time
Yeah
Well, we already cried wolf once does he actually bring it in
Yeah, all right Kate come on be a legend do it Kate do it for us
I was like I'm gonna come in and see if Brandon has a pick for today and if not I can show him the board
no one got the tunnel
you're not here for the yet?
No, I was here for the.
What the fuck did you come in here for?
Quick picks.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh boy, Kate.
Get out of here.
This is not me.
Can you leave?
No, not yet.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I could have, if I knew you had your phone,
boop, boop, boop, quick text to Brandon.
I was like, this thing was near a phone last time.
Brandon probably doesn't have his phone.
Do you think I either get my scratch off or?
Well, I'm trying to get back to it.
I just checked the time and texted a couple people.
Yeah, I was like, I can't text them.
Let me just go bring my phone and show Brandon.
How about if it's good,
the office will spin someone can antique the fuck out of me?
No, why don't you sing to Brandon? Let's get him out.
Okay.
Why doesn't she go in the hall and start singing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go in the tunnel and sing to him.
Oh, get acoustics.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
My last one is Kenny Chesney.
Oh, nice.
Oh, Brandon would love that.
Don't let Brandon out. Don't let Brandon out.
Don't let him out. No, don't let him out.
Oh, the rubber footballs?
Yeah, no, no.
He did.
You're gonna slip in.
Why are you so strong?
Why are you so strong?
Slip in a lot.
Are you so strong working out lately?
Have you?
Yeah.
Why are you so strong?
Been working out lately.
I'll see you for quick fix.
This is gonna be torture with Kate in there. How long does it take Kate to get lost?
I need to battery people to show up.
Yeah, Kate will be so embarrassed.
Oh, this is painful.
Yeah.
Alright Titus, you're up. up yeah let's got this yeah all right that that
plinko stays oh now he's might get doubled double antique Oh oh my god. No, you had me. Oh
No, no spin again Okay. I didn't know how much I had to make before. It was like, not this.
It's almost not.
Okay.
A little softer.
Oh!
No.
There's a tarantula on the field. There's a slight chance. Oh
Slight remember just but it's you said it yourself. You like you totally would have done it
Flowers expensive ooh good. Ooh, good job.
Jumping Mr. Ice.
Ooh.
I think I could do this.
You want to play 65 seconds?
Yeah, you want to play butts up instead?
Play butts up.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I do butt, is that, Steve it's your wheel.
Can I do butts up?
Alright.
Hehehehe.
He's like, hehehehe right The gladiator thumbs up
Alright, so I think we got to do we got to get them out and he's been for antique. Yeah antique eliminator
I love that and I'm
Two people I'm not I
Kind of want to put this torrential on my face
Paid for Ollie I thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I'll do it if you do it
Okay for like three seconds. I just want the picture
Mm-hmm. That's just what people want
People definitely want it if you want to do it, but I feel like us wanting to do it makes people not want it
Yeah, they want the people that don't want to do it to do it I'm guessing correct
Not today
Hi, we have a meeting after this and I'm just covered in marker. Yeah, I got you square in the eye
Yeah, it hurt. That's the I felt bad. That's all right
Yeah, I'm sorry you felt bad. Thank you
Danny you're gonna you did not have
I'm not a throw guy either, but I
Tried throwing it too fast say I'm gonna learn from my mistakes being good at throwing toys a little bit weird
Yeah, you're right. I can throw the pigskin I'm gonna learn from my mistakes. Being good at throwing toys is a little bit weird.
Yeah, you're right.
I can throw the pigskin.
Oh!
That one was asshole.
Get his ass, Danny.
Was that direct asshole hit?
That was direct asshole.
With some heat on it.
You look so ridiculous.
My eye hurts a little.
A tiny bit
Sure
What an antique wheel and then one tarantula wheel tarantula eliminator
We didn't say that no. I just I just said it
We'll put it up to a vote on the people on the show right collective didn't say that we'll put it up to a vote
tarantula wheel Danny
Starting to think of Danny a little bit differently now
You guys can come throw football
I think I hit the back of the balls
You're gonna stay?
No. At worst we're gonna get intaked.
It's not really a spider.
Mark's getting whacked.
I think we all hit him.
Nice throw Nick. I think we all hit him at both turns.
Nice throw Nick.
He's gotten hit every single time. Every single time he's gotten hit.
He could have jumped rope.
Jesus Christ.
Jay, this was a good one, man.
Oh, come on, B.
Come on, B.
Nice.
All right, you're done.
Yeah, you can throw two, Adam. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where did you come from?
I'll take your tunnel.
Brandon.
What if Kate got that?
Yeah, I would fucking whip it so hard at her asshole.
Huh?
Yeah, it'll be gone.
Oh, she's standing right next to him and she missed.
All right, Brandon.
What? I'm done. I'm out.
Yeah, no, no, no. We're gonna do a Tarantula wheel?
No!
And an antique wheel.
Tarantula or antique?
Steven, would you like to take your shot at $1,000?
Titus, I'm sorry.
Alright, alright, alright! Come on, come take a shot at $1,000.
That's not a bad idea.
Eliminate our wheel and whoever it lands on chooses.
Yeah, I like that.
If they want to antique or tarantula.
Of course.
I'll do that.
Get antiques or tarantulas.
Yeah, yeah.
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Whoa, yellow?
Oh yeah, that's not.
Redundant.
How sweet.
How am I gonna know when it hits every day all right Steven it's a
lid right yeah I don't know how to shot it has to be tight the joke it's not
possible I've seen someone do it. You're way off.
Come on, Che.
Two hands, two hands.
Lock it in.
Yep, that's it.
How many tries?
Ten.
Oh, close.
Look at Nick, he got pretty close.
Did you get your eye?
I didn't get my eye.
I did.
I might have as well.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh!
It's right behind you.
Oh, so close.
What are you on?
How was the tunnel? What are you on? That was the
tunnel. What were you
building? I didn't know really
the shape to build it. And I
had to. Yeah, it looks like a
consult. A second away from a
swastika. Hang in there. Come
on, Steve. Lock in, lock in lock in
Wow that was awesome!
Time froze for a second. What a moment!
There you go, Jay! Wow!
That's a great way to end the show, man. Who needs an offensive corner? Great way to end the show. You get a thousand dollars cash!
Now if somebody came in and offered you a lot more to try that
With the tarantula get the tarantula in your mouth
Gonna see replay that was awesome Oh
Man so I actually have to learn a lot seeing it from this vantage point because everyone
Ruin the moment I grinded the tape all right eliminator wheel yeah antique and tarantula. No wait what?
You get to pick
All right to pick all right
First if it ends up in teak first one who is off does the antiquing
You mean it comes down to people the last one no first one that goes off now is and yeah, okay?
So this is the antique er right here. Yes, if they choose in teaking if it's me I get to pick at somebody tight I feel really bad for hitting your balls. Why he's fine. I'm fine. It's about the entire that's what they're there for
Okay there
Okay there. Yeah.
You get to antique someone.
Yeah.
Unless...
Oh, is this the Tarantula wheel?
Okay.
Alright.
There you go Brandon. Alright. I was gonna choose Tarantula. Were you go, Brandon. All right. Oh, I was going to choose tarantula for you.
Yeah.
Oh, brand TK.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm so dumb.
You're off.
Thank God.
Okay.
Is it my choice or is it a wheel? I would have picked Tarantula.
I'm with you.
Uh oh Nick.
How sorry were you again?
I'm taking Tarantula.
Jesus.
I'm not kidding.
I'm fine with it.
Best of 7?
Sure.
A sweep is Tarantula.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with Tarantula.
I'm going to go with Tarantula.
I'm going to go with Tarantula.
I'm going to go with Tarantula.
I'm going to go with Tarantula.
I'm going to go with Tarantula.
I'm going to go with Tarantula.
I'm going to go with Tarantula.
I'm going to go with Tarantula. I'm going to go with Tarantula. I'm going to go with Tarantula. I'm going to go with Tarantula. I'm going to go. Best of seven? Sure.
A sweep is tarantula.
Yeah.
One nothing.
No.
No, KB. No, this can't. No. No. No, KB.
No, this can't. You can't go out like this.
Two nothing, Nick.
You can't go out like this, KB.
No, KB.
It just won't happen.
It won't. Come on.
No. No.
Alright, there we go we're in we're in
Been okay with that
Three one Nick
Get that flare ready. Oh, look at it.
Come back.
Shit.
Come back.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, three, three.
Nick blew a three, one lead.
Statistically, it's impossible.
Oh.
Oh no!
Oh no.
How hard did you hit him in the balls?
Yeah.
Oh.
Tarantula!
Tarantula!
Oh! That means we gotta do another wheel for it, okay, oh
Ollie was ready to go
He's so excited I like to take a photo take your hat off
Oh Have you ever had it on your face? You think this is fun?
No, I wouldn't do anything dumb like that
Hehehe
Should we do it on your face?
On your f- Is that what we're doing?
No no no, chest chest chest
I think if you're on your face you sit
You sit with it on your face?
Alright, 10
9
8
7, 6, 5 4, 3, 2 nine eight seven six five four three two one Ollie get it wait so when you call
it took it like a fucking champ when you do it what you do on your face you do it
you have to sit no that was those I don't want to put on my face for like
three seconds lately no I was saying you want to sit put it on your head then it I
Was saying you want to sit put it on your head
So if you want on your face you need to lay down Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I Like the tarantula fan oh
Man, thank you ollie. Thank you. I was awesome
I'm a fan of tarantulas so somebody needs antiques. It was cool. That was almost like a head scratcher it felt
Yeah, I didn't hate hate it
Kate you want to try it fuck no sorry, but you're lovely
You guys did make it look easy
Can you feel the weight of it? Yeah? Oh? Yeah? Oh? Yeah? I feel them on there's a heft
City to this careful for sure
That was kind of cool even though we did that wheel and it came out right we're still gonna do an antiquing wheel, too
We have to all right. I opted out
So I'm off this next one.
Alright Antiquing Wheel. Antiquing Wheel. Tase you're thinking about doing it? What the
Trenchula? Yeah. I would have yeah I was mad I got the Reese's I mean I love the
I love a chocolate lava big cup. I kinda want to go Faze. I was really hoping for Trenchula. Shut up. I wanted to overcome my fears We'll see
Want to do face oh that means I'll be antiquing someone oh oh oh
Should we do face Hank, but you all put ranch on your face. Oh, yeah, dude. You look like you look like more
Hey come on Yeah dude, you look like Marv. You look like Marv! Oh you would! That'd be so funny! Hey!
Hey, come on!
I'm ready, I gotta, I hold up.
Does anyone want to do it from around the office?
On face?
It's gonna be me, isn't it? You're not gonna go back to back, are you?
It's impossible.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no. back are you it's impossible oh no oh no
I'd have to go face I don't want to have to fucking antique Kate. I will yeah, okay, but I don't want to sweep his tarantula
All right
Wait
Get his ass big cat one for me
Whoa get his ass big cat one for me
Okay one nothing key one one I'm going to go with the this is fine. Wait, a spider here? Oh that'd be crazy. Who put a spider on that one? I wonder if they've met. Dad? I think I'd get sick from getting uh. Is that 3-1? Oh getting the flower in your face? That's right. 2-2? 3-2. 3-2, Kate.
Game 7. You historically do well on these. Yeah. Just. Oh, it's close. No, it's not close. All right, oh boy
I think if you put him up against the wall it might make a funny outline of his head in in in flower He said maybe if you do it up against the wall
It will make a funny out outline of his head like stand against the by the door
It'll make like a chalk outline of his face or of his head
Does that make sense yeah, oh against the door by the door it'll make like a chalk outline of his face or Oh I'm gonna get sick. You look like Bryce Harper.
You can still see the magic marker. I did the tarantula to get out of that. Oh, how'd
that feel? I have a meeting. Yeah. Oh, all right. So let's spin our wheel. I think I
think it teach should just be on our wheel. Yeah. Yeah, yeah it is and for today tarantulas
Yeah, it's here might as well yeah, did I throw it with enough force nope
That was so good. I have celiac disease.
It's just for today.
Yeah, well, we have.
It's just Oli's here.
Just for today.
We have to do it.
It's not going to hit tarantula.
Oh, man, would that have been cool.
I would have done it on the face too.
Me too.
You guys would have?
I would have.
Yeah.
Anyone else want to do the tarantula while we have them?
Danny, I mean you paid for it.
Yeah, Danny.
It's fine, it's fine.
Pretty frivolous with your money.
I think that was a successful plinkote.
A lot of pressure.
How's everyone feel? Nick?
Fine. I'm cool. Yeah?
Got a marker in my eyeball. A spider on my face.
I'll be throwing up for the rest of the day.
Yeah, I'm curious to see what happens.
Yeah, it's just a experiment.
I wonder if your face will be unrecognizable on Monday.
Just hives all over.
Yeah.
You need some sort of elaborate surgery to fix it all.
We'll see.
We'll see.
All right.
Well.
Somebody want to forget your hug, Ali?
Any plans?
No.
It's Kyle's birthday Sunday.
Happy birthday, Kyle.
We've got a gang of them coming up.
Thank you.
Yours is first.
Case rice Tuesday night. Yours is first.
Case rate is Tuesday night.
Yours is first.
That's coming out Friday that week?
Next Friday?
Yeah.
Wow.
All right.
That's a yak.
Yeah.
Somebody go hug Ali.
Oh, someone go hug Ali.
All right, B?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You forgot? It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and stay for a while
It's the Yak!
It's the Yak!
It's the Yak!
Yes, I'm the dark shopper, do a Yankee swap
It's the Yak!
It's the Yak! Have a good weekend everybody, stay safe out there.
Happy Plinkoing.
Love you guys, bye.