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Episode Date: June 18, 2024

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Promo code Yak. Adam Ferron is here Happy to see you all Hey Thank you so much for having me on the show What a great week But more importantly Kyle what is that fabric Yeah I've been trying out new fabric

What is that One pound brown baby bag rib Fall off the bone God damn Look at that I thought we stopped with textile innovation Baby bag rib. Fall off the bone. God damn. My God. Look at that. I thought we stopped with textile innovation ages ago. There's labs.

There's laboratories. A lot of it's plastic these days. A lot of fabrics are plastic. Like Abercrombie, most of their clothes are made of plastic. Really? Yeah. Recycled? I doubt it.

Brand new. I don't know, but I doubt it. Abercrombie's still popping off like that. That was like the spot. It's coming back. Kind of, yeah. Huge resurgence. There was a whole documentary basically doing cancel culture on Abercrombie,

and that was when it was like, all right, cancel culture's done. They canceled cancel culture. That brought it back? Yeah, because they watched the documentary. That seems pretty sick, actually. They did a whole – I watched the documentary. It was like, yeah, Abercrombie was actually racist. And it was like, okay, what?

And so then Cancel Culture got canceled. And Will Compton was like, they're so bad. Finally we can say Abercrombie. Finally. You know the real racist brand was Lululemon. Really? Yeah, yeah. Tell them.

You know that theory? The CEO was racist towards Asian people. Oh. He didn't want them to buy it, so he named it Lululemon. Yeah. He can't promise that. This is a real thing, though. This isn't just...

That is actually being racist. True fact. Yes, yes. Steven, do you own any Lululemon? I think I do. Oh, no. Or actually, no. I got rid of it all when we signed up with Rebecca.

Oh, nice. I thought Abercrombie just didn't want behemoths in their clothes. Yeah, it was also like... also anti-fascist. Yeah, that seems reasonable. Didn't Call Her Daddy not want, like, she didn't want Tommy wearing their stuff, right? I think it was Tommy and Glennie. They were like, they cannot talk about Call Her Daddy. Glennie had to shop at the Fitch Annette.

That's what he said. The shirts that just said Abercrombie were too small, so he had to have Ann Fitch on them. That's fucked. Yeah, I remember going into the Abercrombie and just being so intimidated. Super dark. Yeah, a lot of cologne smell.

Surfer bro. Well, they would hire girls to spritz The jeans Yeah I went to high school With a handful of Jeans spritzers And

You walked in And they always had to say Welcome to the pier Or is that Hollister They were very similar Hollister was more Of like a club What was the one

That had like the full Wooden deck in the front I think that was Hollister That was her Yeah Welcome to the pier Abercrombie was like Pitch fucking black You couldn't see anything Right wooden deck in the front. I think that was Hollister. That was Hollister. Yeah, well over the pier.

Abercrombie was like pitch fucking black. You couldn't see anything. Right. So dark. Trying to shop for jeans. Yeah. You had to guess. You just had to guess

what you were getting. Well, they also had... Squinting, trying to look at the tags. They interviewed uglier employees had to work in the back. Yeah.

Or could only work after the store closed. Yeah. They rung the bell towers. Brandon, I wore my most Brandon shirt today. That is the most. Isn't this a Brandon ass

shirt to wear? That is a very Brandon shirt. And I did notice it earlier and loved it. Yeah, this is a you ass shirt. I just wanted to pay a slight homage to you. Thank you.

Brandon at least has six faces on every shirt. Yeah. It Brandon at least has six faces on every shirt. Kind of the Brady bunch on his shirt. I like a bunch of faces on my shirt. I like people on my shirt. It's a smart move. It's a savvy move. You get enough going on on your shirt.

They don't look at my face. Well, and also people can't see what's underneath it. Yes, the busier the shirt, the less they see your titties. That's my strategy. That's mine as well, Rome. Meanwhile, Kyle is fucking hanging shirts on titties intentionally. You got a little Tony Soprano vibe going. I got a Soprano vibe.

That's like a Pauly Walnuts shirt. Yeah. Pauly Walnuts would wear that to the beach. Feel it. Pass it around. Yeah, that's a nice shirt. Is it stretch? Yeah.

Fuck. You guys ready for the dozen tonight? We got some big games. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think we're going to lose. What? It depends on what Fleming we get.

Mm-hmm. Ah. You guys are dogs. I saw that. Tommy just knows everything. Are we dogs? Tommy's good. Glennie does. Ah. You guys are dogs. I saw that. Tommy just knows everything. Are we dogs? Tommy's good. Glennie does, too.

We are, too. And then Smitty. We're dogs? You're not dogs. Yeah, we are. I saw the official odds. Who's making the odds? Kirk.

A minute fan something. Oh, Shark Minahan. Shark Minahan. Shark Minahan. We're both dogs on Shark Minahan. Damn. Listen. We've never come through in the tournament. I know. It's who we're here for. We're a dogs on Shark Minahan. Damn. Listen, we've never come through in the tournament.

I know. We're a regular season team. Who are you taking on? Who's ponies? Oh, you'll win by 12. Beat them. They're good. Dana's great. Dana's great.

Dana's fighting fights knows enough. Will's doing math now. Thompson did some rain man shit last night. Will had a great game last night. That's alarming. He nailed the Doritos calories party. Yes. 22.50.

Using math. How did he even have the starting math? He thought it was 15 chips per serving and how much that would be, and he multiplied it by whatever to get 22.50. Wow. Look at him. See, look, we're dogs. Oh, yeah, we are. Wow. One and a half point. Two and a half for us. Wow. Look at him. See, look, we're dogs. Oh, yeah, we are.

Wow. One and a half point, two and a half for us. Wow. Dogs. That feels like a situation where, like, the eight, you know, in March Madness, when the eight kills the nine, and everyone's like, oh, they're going to be live against the one. They're dangerous. Maybe it's yesterday's yesterday's you know results are playing into this i like being dogs though definitely because the booze ponies were only a half a point dog or no they're only a half a

point favorite yesterday we're we're bigger dogs than the 10 seed was wow ponies wow what is it frank oh that's well under. Under two and a half rounds before first shirt bite clap combo. Frankie Falls and Mets any point match yet. Wait, that's plus 500? That's a crazy value. Oh my god. I would empty my life savings on that.

Plus 500. I'm emptying mine on someone touching Jeff's hair. Frank to do the worm was one of the props. It's a little sad because I look at those odds and I'm empty of mind on someone touching Jeff's hair. Lost 6,000. Frank to do the worm was one of the props. It's a little sad because I look at those odds and I would. In my mind, I really do want to bet him right now. Yeah, no. I saw Dana plus 900 to be high score of the day, and I want to hit it real bad. Yeah.

Parlay that with Frank to bring up the Mets. Yeah. Tire. Retirement. Titus, you guys killed it yesterday. Yeah. This trust in mincey i feel like was your best call just that's good captainship on your part playoff mincey is a real thing as i'm learning and i i should have put it together but now it makes more sense that uh he doesn't

have the noise of an airport or his coffee shop yeah cell phone connection dropping or all sorts of other things bothering him yeah just locked in he was he was yeah i was riding mincey all day yesterday i mean he almost said a bad word 10 seconds into the mat yeah which was awesome yeah he did what was washington football team said washington football team yeah he almost got you um yeah but we're still alive we got zd that'll go well be a lot of questions about i'm sure indiana high school basketball you know big 10 players from the 90s listen we know the script sure he'll you guys won your first game be happy with that you got your one win be happy the script is the script i forget what the script said about the experts against Minahan, though. The script has the experts winning it all.

Yeah. I don't know that I feel that. I actually saw it. I don't know that I feel that. I saw the script, and yeah, it does say that. So has the script said that before? Did it say it last year? No, it was all setting up to this year.

Yeah, it's a five-year script. Okay. Jeff invented COVID. Yes. He was in the lab in Wuhan. Yeah. He was. People forget about that.

Did you guys know? I was listening to a podcast the other day that there's theories out there that the Wuhan lab is actually like the bats and shit came from a lab that we have here. That's where the Chinese are telling their podcast. I was like, what? have here that's where the chinese are telling yeah i don't know what to say what we've been testing covid for like a long time in uh like utah is this gonna be your thing that you have to go back tomorrow and retract no i feel strong about this i feel strong about this i'm not endorsing it okay i'm just presenting people are saying it i'm presenting it that's fascinating we're long overdue a newspaper week so we can educate.

Well, wouldn't that be the most American thing ever, too, to be like, yeah, that was really bad. Fuck China. But then way after the fact, be like, actually, we had it first. Well, they were our bats and they did it. So it was just our bats. Yeah, it was our bats. We can't help what they did with our bats. Yeah.

They migrate. Bats are fine. I don't know. I didn't actually pay much attention to the podcast because now I'm trying to think. He striked out from the record. Yeah. Strike it from the record. Immediately.

Yeah, we don't. I'll strike it. I've been going back to old podcasts from January 2020 just hearing the genesis of people's idea. It's fun. Ours. Yeah. Newspaper week.

We're the first one. We literally had an entire bit about how stupid this disease sounds. Y' fun. Ours. Yeah. Newspaper week. We're the first one. We literally had an entire bit about how stupid this disease sounds. Y'all laughed at China. Yeah. We're like, there's a- I did, yeah. There was a-

They're funny. Remember, there was a cruise ship. In like Italy or something. We're like, this cruise ship has a fucking coronavirus? I remember like Miami, Ohio versus like Kent State basketball was canceled.

I was like, what the fuck are they worried about? Georgetown, St. John's first half played. Yep. But that was at MSG State basketball was canceled. I was like, what the fuck are they worried about? Georgetown St. John's first half played. Yep. But that was at MSG, right? Yeah. And then they shut down there. They never came back.

They acted like it was like seeping in through the vents. Yeah. Like everybody was. The cuts of the crowd and the mascots just sitting there in an empty arena. Remember that shot? When Rudy Gobert touched the microphone and people were calling him a murderer. He almost killed Tom Hanks. I thought Rudy Gobert gave me co covid i was in the 200s wait what i was a jazz uh jazz nicks days before that you were in the 200s yeah his fever what does that mean like i was sitting in the 200 level. So you were at best 150 to 200 feet away from him at all times.

80 feet. Yeah. 200 level? No. You're thinking 300 level. 200 level. Okay. Lower bowl.

Row three, not to brag. Oh, that sounded like a brag. Yeah, you probably got COVID from Rudy Gobert. Yeah. It's a good thing you got vaxxed five times. That's why you do it. It's got to be more than five at this point. Is it still five?

It's still five. But there's got to be a new one coming out soon. Yeah, what's the new Vax now? He's waiting like the NCAA football game for the new Vax. He retweets Pfizer. Like, this fucking Vax looks sick. Oh, look at the gameplay on this new Vax. Yeah, they put everything in the new Vax.

Oh, fuck, my heart's going to stop? Jeff put the Pfizer logo in the dozen yesterday. Jeff DeFauci, yeah. Yeah, he did. He did. And it was an alphabetical order question, too, which is also tricky. Yeah, Pfizer. Yeah, that's tricky of him.

It is. Silent P. Well, we just got caught. The U.S. You know how like other countries were making up accounts here in the U.S. scaring people from the vaccine? Like Russia had a bunch of accounts. Turns out we were doing that in the Philippines.

CIA made up a bunch of fake accounts and were telling the people in the Philippines that China's version of the vaccine had, I think like horse or something. What do they, why they cannot eat pork? Pork. There was some sort of pork product of the vaccine had, I think, like horse or something. What do they cannot eat? Pork. There was some sort of pork product in the vaccine. So that blah, blah, blah. It's like a real Reuters story. We really did that. CIA is some bad mamma jamma.

It was CIA, not the company. They are bad mamma jamma. They are some bad mamma jamma. They're the ones writing mean things about me on Reddit. Yeah, absolutely. They're trying ones writing mean things about me on Reddit. Yeah, absolutely. They're trying to do a coup of this show. Well, they did it because I guess China was trying to pin it on us, and so that was our response to be like,

well, we're going to make your friends in the Philippines not get their vaccines. Is that what world politics is now, just trying to pin things on other people? Oh, yeah. We got our bad mamma jammas just got their hands in everything. I don't know that I've ever pinned anything on anybody. No, I definitely have. You have? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got our bad mamma jammas, just got their hands in everything. I don't know that I've ever pinned anything on anybody. Oh, I definitely have. You have? Oh, yeah.

Frankie Borelli. You got to try it. You have to try it. I don't know if I'm cunning enough to pin anything on anybody. That's the first thing that, that's the first move is say you're not cunning enough. You pin everything else on me. That's not true. Yeah, if something bad happens, you're like funny enough. You pin everything else on me. That's not true. Yeah. If something bad happens, you're like, did Dan

do this? That's not pinning. That's accusing. Yeah. Pinning would be as if something happened to me. I knew it was bad and I did it. I would make other people think you did it. Yeah, right? Yes. I'm not accusing you of anything. But I've never pinned anybody.

Well. Rasslin. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you pinned, yeah. Pinned Erica. Nard Dog. Actually tried to pin me yesterday. What?

What did I pin you? That I didn't reach out to you. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. You did. You did. You did.

You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did.

You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did.

You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did.

You did. You did. But again, that was accusing. Let's get the wrestling mat out. Brandon and Che. Settle this. I would love to see you guys try to pin each other. Yes.

Yes. I would love to see what would happen. One pin. One pin. I don't want to wrestle. One pin. I shouldn't wrestle in this office anymore. Get ready for the case race.

How about a day of the company card, Brandon? Oh. If you can pin check. That's pretty enticing. I'll help that, and whatever happens there, if anyone gets asked, you just say, I said yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's his content. This is on camera.

I know. And he said yes. I said yes. I've got a bad ankle back. A day?. All right. I've got a bad ankle back. A day? Wait, what? I've got a bad ankle back. I've got a...

The back of your ankle. Yeah, the back of my ankle. I've got a bad ankle back. Pin off. Don't, don't, don't, don't. A day of the company card. You can buy a bunch of shoes. Pin off.

Pin off. You can buy so many face shirts. All right, all right. Che and Mook. That's better. I should not be wrestling. Wrestle. Why not, all right. Che and Mook. That's better. I should not be wrestling. Wrestle. Why not, Che?

You shouldn't be wrestling KB. No, I should not be wrestling at all. Why? Because you lost once. You got boo-boo. Based on your performance against me? A little old KB. Moi?

Yes. Che, I thought you ate pussy. You don't want this smoke, boy? Oh, Mook's calling me out. The correlation is zero. That was me. That made no sense. That was deviling.

Chad, I thought you ate pussy. Why don't you eat my pussy? You're such a pussy eater. Dig in, bitch. You won't wrestle me? I thought you ate pussy. I thought you ate pussy. I was calling myself a pussy.

Good ass try. Good dick. I got what you were doing, Mook. Thanks, man. Yeah, that was good. It was real good. You'll never get credit. Ever.

No. Chase, that's coming from home or that's coming from, is that just a personal? I mean, that's coming from me. How dumb would I look if I actually did get hurt for the second time in a wrestling match. It's not going to happen again. It would be great content. It's a company card.

I need that company card. I'm dying for that company card. First takedown wins. No pins. A sumo wrestle. First to knock. A sumo wrestle. First to knock someone out of a circle. Yeah, a sumo wrestle. That seems

safe. Sumo. That's safe. Sumo. Sumo Brandon vs. Che. I thought we were on moot now. Brandon, you would win that easily. Come on. That's so easy, Brandon. Sumo is easy. Why are we doing this?

I'll sumo. Company card. Sumo them. No, but you have to sumo too. Brandon, he ding-donged you, bro. He did ding-dong you. I got to... We'll delete the ding-dong clip.

I've been pushed by you. You would beat him. You would beat him. You're really going to get ding-donged and do nothing about it? I get ding-donged by Che all the time. Yeah, that's fucked up because you can't do it back to him. I don't need to ding-dong Che. What if you sumoed Che and if you beat Che, he can never ding-dong you again?

I don't want to take away his ding-donging privileges. I like Che's ding-dong. Why don't want to take away his ding-donging privileges. I like his ding-dong. I like his ding-dong. Why don't you eat it? See, that was a better use of it. Go on. I'm sure chat doesn't even want to see it. Nah, yeah, they don't want it. They wouldn't like that.

Nah, they don't want it. Just a little sumo. They don't want it. I was going like that. Nah, they don't want it. Just a little sumo. They don't want it. I was going to go to a sumo on Saturday. Where at? There's like a sumo and sushi in New York. Oh, really? Yeah, I bailed on it, though.

Samoan sushi? Do you think the Samoans have sushi? Or just poke? Kyle? Yeah, I feel like all the Polynesians do sushi. But how do they get so big on such a healthy food? I think that is just... It's all the ukulele.

Yeah? They play so much damn ukulele. They just look so big in front of that tiny instrument. Nah, because they can't eat healthy, because the imports and the costs of grocery, so they have to eat fast food. Oh. Maybe.

I like this. But I'm sure the ships carrying the goods, the produce, upcharges the price at the supermarket. Yeah. Sure. Dave and I sumoed way back in the day for the bro show. Did you smoke his ass? I think it was controversial. Is there a women's sumo?

I don't think there is, right? Can confirm, yes. Yes? Why would you? Do they have exposed titty? Well, how do you confirm if you don't know the answer? He's saying he's lying. I was lying.

Oh, cool. Cool, cool, cool. They can't have exposed titty. That would be wrong. I've never seen it. No. I've never seen women's sumo. It used to be on ESPN.

Women's sumo. Not women's. Are women allowed to on ESPN. Women sumo. Not women. Are women allowed to get fat in Japan? Of course. I can't picture one. When's the last time you saw a fat Japanese? Oh, here's women sumo.

There you go, Moop. Right in front of my face. That's a lot of judges. Oh, hell yeah. Hey. Oh, we had to fly to America. Russia.

Is that Russia? All right, make your picks. Make your picks. I got Russia. Japan versus Iowa? All right, make your picks. Make your picks. I got Russia. Japan versus Iowa. That's got to be Iowa. Wait, who do we – all right. I think Japanese is going to win.

No, I think – I got Russia. I got Russia. I think Japanese base is a little bit lower, though. And she grew up in sumo culture. This is a sensational young elephant. Look at this, like a nose tackle. Oh, not a chance

Oh my god That's Brandon and Che Brandon, you would do that so easily How do you even get back in the ring after that? Just getting tossed around That's the only ring those girls are getting Right, Kate? Thank you so much.

Is this a new one? Ukraine versus Japan? Or Mongolia? Oh, these are little fit ladies. Okay. Okay. Oh, her. Look at her hip flexors. I got Ukraine.

Is it just the fatter person? Oh, my God. Always wins? I think that might just how it goes. Yeah. Can you bet on Suma? Ukraine is going to push her right out. Right out.

The Japanese bros love to bet. Oh, yeah. Ukraine's a boss. Oh, she's enormous. Three seconds. Oh! Five yards. All start.

What's the purpose of that underwear thing? Just tradition? Tradition. I think you can grab it when you're wrestling, though. I think you could throw the other person by it. Oh, she's got ragdolled her. Ragdolled her. Look at her hair.

Damn, Kyle, have you put her on the line? You're spotting these girls. You know who's going to do what. I know. It might just be heavier. We've got to take you to the track. It might just be the bigger bitch. Yeah.

Damn, that shit is fascinating. Yeah, you and the syndicate should go. Sumo. Just take Kyle. Yeah. Take Kyle. He's our rain man. He's a sumo whisperer. Maybe I am, man. Just take Kyle. Yeah. Take Kyle. He's our rain man. He's a sumo whisperer.

Maybe I am, man. I think you might be. They would be on for hours on ESPN, too. I know. And World's Strongest Man, that was my favorite. Yes. Magnus von Magnussen. Oh, my God.

The Atlas Stones. Pulling a fire truck. That was before television ratings existed and ESPN knew what brought in money. So they just treated every sport with the same importance. Yeah. It was the best. The lumberjack games. Yeah, lumberjack.

They gave the lumberjack games the same amount of block as the NFL. The dude balancing on the log has more in my memory than any other sport. Was there a dodgeball league? Probably. The movie Dodgeball definitely put that shit on. Yeah, I think they have the pickleball that they put on like ESPN2 every now and then. Cheerleading, a lot of cheerleading.

So much cheerleading from Orlando. It always be like, and we're live in Orlando. That's all Orlando is. Every micropolitan area had a world champion team yeah yeah papa too we watched a little yeah we watched the pump they also had a lot of uh morning workouts body by jake oh yeah right after was it infomercial yeah it was just they'd be working out on a beach just a dude named jake with uh with an afro by jake how was his bod it was pretty good it was really really good. Is he still alive?

Probably not. Shot himself. Are you serious? Good guy. Knew all religions. There were some cheerleaders at the Phillies game last night. Uh-huh. I don't know why I said that.

His girlfriend's a cheerleader. Reach it out. Reach it out. Yeah. Good. Good. Now it's coming across the body. This is what gyms used to be. Across the body. Yeah. One with the leg. Like one, two. There it out. Reach it out. Good. Good. Now it's coming across the body. This is what gyms used to be.

Like one tube. There he goes. Jake was smashing. Yeah. Oh, I remember him. I feel good today. I feel real good. This was on ESPN? ESPN, yes.

Oh, there he is. Jake abiding by Jake. He survived the gunshot. The underline. He forgot the underline. Shuriken. That's better now. Oh, COVID might have got him. No.

Well, that was on April 3rd, 2020, so maybe COVID got him shortly after. All right, alive or dead, go around. I'm going to go alive. I'm going to go alive. I think he's dead. No! That would be heartbreaking. No, he's dead.

He's a good New York boy. Che, how did your NBA season of gambling end up? Yeah. NBA season officially in the books. Not good. Really? 16 and change units down. Oh, wow. What was it?

Your overall record in your units was crazy, though, right? 16 units? The record I counted every loss, so it's like 80 to ones I counted as losses. Oh, man. Three plays, we were right at like 50%. Who could have guessed that? Yeah, ladders and stuff like that. So do you have to change the name of the show?

Because you can't really trust the data. No, you can't. No, we're going to make some changes for next year. There's actually been a lot of helpful DMs from people. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Give me an example of a helpful DM.

Other than just like, you fucked that up. Don't fuck yourself. Bad pick. Kill yourself. That's a very helpful DM. Yeah, those can't be helpful DMs. I ponder those DMs all the time. Chase is looking at it like, oh, maybe I should.

No, there are some very helpful, very lengthy DMs. Oh, God. What's an example like a good um basically like last year we did one play a day uh this year we did way more than that and volume more volume isn't necessarily better um thinking about how many like units to do uh is it like a consistent unit or do we do we vary do we do prop of the month do we ladder stuff do we do these parlays so there have been a lot of talks and very helpful feedback. Okay.

Did you do enough research? Did I do enough research this year for my picks? Yeah. Yes, yes. I very much think I did. You're right, Nick. It's a volume thing. That was, sorry.

No, he was right that he answered that question with a question. Yep. Body by Jake, by the way. Dead? Alive. Pervert. Founded the Major League Lacrosse. Major Lacrosse League.

Oh, we're PLL guys. Is related to? Hailey Steinfeld's uncle. Oh! And she's dating Josh Allen. So that's four degrees of separation. The body by Jake. Damn, we're basically friends with him. Three degrees.

Good friends. Yeah. Che, I think you need to drop the word trust. Or data. Maybe the the. The the doesn't work really either. Trust data. Yeah, because actually trust data would work because he's not telling you to trust his data.

It's just trust data would work because he's not telling you to trust his data it's just trust data in general no i think it's a good product but we just need to figure out the volume and figure out the problem is it's not a good product right now you gotta find winners but if you that's what you gotta do if you bought a car and it immediately exploded is that a good product uh i would think not well if it exploded after one year okay yeah good product? I would think not. Well, if it exploded after one year. Okay. Yeah, good product. Two years. Good product? For two years, it wasn't a product. Yeah. Okay. Sorry.

I think you just need to come back with the data. No, I mean, Big Hat had the idea, like, do it against a coin next year. We'll figure some things out. Consider the data. Consider the data. Here's the data. Do what you want with it. Or just Consider the data. Consider the data. Here's the data. Yeah, here it is. Do what you want with it.

That's fair. Or just trust the data with a question mark. I don't think you need question marks on Twitter, though. You could do good. What? I'm sorry, what? In your handle. Oh.

You could write the word question mark, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, trust the data question mark. That's good. Fair, fair. All fair shots. I deserve it. You, I trusted that question. That's good. Fair, fair. All fair shots. I deserve it. You can definitely do a question mark.

But in your handle? Not in it. You can put it in your name. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. But the one thing I will say is that I'm more transparent than anyone. I don't see a lot of other cappers putting out their wins and losses exactly. So, you know, I did it. It's an ongoing experiment, and we had a down year.

That's fine. I still believe in you. Thank you, buddy. That is accountability right there. Thank you. Was that buddy a little sharp? No, no. I think he meant to.

You're my friend. Ding dong. I think it's just less. I think it's fewer picks and more research of the picks that you have. Or what about only picking the ones that are going to win? Yeah. Oh, imagine if you went under his.

That's Stevie Ice right there. Never lost. Stevie Ice? Yeah. What is your record? 3-0. Wow. Tell them your name for when you bet the Caitlin Clark games and the Angel Reese games and all that. WNB Che.

Yeah. And then Major League Chase Ball. Yep. So that's a thing. Major League Chase Ball. I didn't even know about Major League Chase Ball. I just knew WNB Che. Major League Chase Ball.

You really are good with names. Now I want there to be a sport called Chase Ball. Yeah. Major League. Oh, Chase Ball. You really are good with names. Now I want there to be a sport called Chase Ball. Yeah. Chagerly. Oh, Chase Ball would rock. Someone's got a ball and you just chase them. Soccer. Yeah.

Yeah. Smear the Brandon. That's Chase Ball. You get it? You get that, too. I got it. You get it? Yeah.

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I bought the tickets on GameTime. Fuck yes. It was incredible. I took my dad for Father's Day, and it was so good. He's the man, my favorite person in the world. But I have a qualm with him. Frank Ferron. Frank Ferron.

When he cheers, he kind of goes like, woo. Oh. He doesn't have enough bass. Travel ball. He doesn't have enough bass in his voice when he cheers. And I don't know how to breach the subject. I think you just got to stick with the clap. Yeah.

But I don't know how to be like, stop being you just gotta stick with the clap yeah but like i don't know how to be like stop stop being like that stop saying that whoo how's this boo good but it's like boo oh that's a good boo nothing better than a really good boo yeah you gotta i mean guttural yeah i don't think i've ever booed what i've been in a crowd that's booed but i have never used my voice to go boo at a wrestling event never oh good boo is like cathartic i've never uh participated i might go thumbs down but i've never i've never booed you booed i booed yeah do you try to be like different you do that you suck at the end of the i just get nervous to be involved in any crowd chants whatsoever,

and I never really – I'm always timid about chants because I'm almost certain they're all going to stop and I'm going to be the only one chanting at the time. Okay. You got to get in early. Get in early. Get out early. Huh?

Get in early. Get out early. You can't get in early. I can't be a chant starter. Oh, no. Being a chant starter is the best. You're a chant starter. What if it doesn't pick up?

Oh, it will pick up, but you just got to stay with it. Should we try one out now and you jump in early? No, I don't want to. Who's that? Try to start a chant. Try to start a chant. I don't want to start a chant. What chant do you want me to start?

Go out there and just start yelling. Give me the phrase. Fuck the somethings. Yeah. Yeah. Who do you want to fuck right now? Like, who's like a... Who would you like?

Who's your next opponent in the dozen? I don't want to... That's Kirk and them. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do some virgin show at my house. Oh, asshole. Asshole. Asshole.

Yeah, go out there and start chanting assholes. Get everybody going. These guys are not 90s wrestling fans. They're just going to think I'm chanting out there and start chanting asshole. Get everybody going. These guys are not 90s wrestling fans. They're just going to think I'm chanting out of my love for asshole. I bet you people will join in if you start it. I bet you they will. Go into the gambling cave. Can you show us the gambling cave?

Yeah. You can even pixel in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, pixel. Yeah, get my house. Yeah, stay outside. Go right next to Jerry and do an asshole chant All right zoom out so we can see if people will get in on this. I think everyone will they will I'm predicting

We hear him he's doing a sitting chair? Oh, man. Come on. This is nerve-wracking. Oh, he's going to chicken out. This is my fault. Oh, this isn't going to work at all. It's not going to work. It's not going to work at all. He's not doing it. Malice, I just thought that was a saving. Come on, Brandon. Is it on? Oh, it's on. Oh, he's waiting until... Oh, come on.

Oh, no. He's not doing it to anyone Oh he's bad He was so bad He's gonna be so excited He didn't do it to anyone though You didn't do it to anyone We're supposed to call somebody an asshole?

Yeah watch I'll show you Okay I thought we were just doing it. I thought I started a good chant. You were kind of cheering on the concept of... It wasn't a good chant. There we go. That's a chant. Fuck yeah.

That's good. That is better. That's a good one. You're right. Brandon, you go. You're right. Sorry. But I've acknowledged you as a chance starter.

You are a chance starter. All right, go upstairs. Try to take what you've learned. Go get White Sox. Dave. Yeah, he might. He might hit me. Well, there's a lot of. Oh Go get White Sox Dave. He might hit me. There's a lot of people.

Go get Clemmer. Come on, Brandon. He's got this now. Ken Jack's right there. Will's right there. He's got a point. That's the key to the asshole. He's got some guys around him who could join in. Will would join in.

Clemmer's going to get so pissed. Ken Jack could join in. Will. Will would join in. Clever's gonna get so pissed. Ken Jax might join in. Clever's got fire in his belly. The interns might be gun shy on the asshole. But a chance should be all encompassing and just grab him. Gotta wait for the elevator to go up.

It's gonna take a while. Slow elevator. Come on. Where is he? Is he climbing up the outside? Is he scaling? He just got in his car and went. I think he legitimately is taking the elevator.

Oh, he's definitely taking the elevator. Come on, Brandon. Here we go. A lot slower. Here we go. Everyone's looking around. Oh, He's coming from behind Here we go Is Will doing it?

Yes Here we go Will Fights get in fights Fights won't do it He got people to come up with him. Oh. Look at that. All of these people came upstairs with him.

The organic crew. Oh, Clemmer's fighting back. Had to bring it back. Oh, my God. If it gets reversed. Clemmer. He's got that figure. Clemmer's giving him a talking to.

Clemmer reversed. Reverse it, Clemmer. Get him, Clemmer. Reverse it, Clemmer. Hey, heymmer. Reverse it, Clemmer. Stop it. Oh, no. His worst nightmare. Nightmare.

Oh, no. You got to reverse. That's Clemmer. I love Clem. That was fucking great. That was perfect. Brandon got it reversed on his ass. Clemmer's the best. Imagine that.

Clemmer, can you? He's a living Shel Silverstein drawing. Oh, he found someone with a purple hat. He wouldn't sell it to him. He's a living Shel Silverstein drawing. Yeah. Oh, he found someone with a purple hat. He wouldn't sell it to him. Yeah, I know. That was great. I missed that.

Has he found one? The guy did. Clemmer offered a hundred bucks for the hat. I think 60. I kind of want him to do it again. And it was,

there wasn't even writing on it. It was just like a straight up plain purple baseball hat. He has to do this content idea. You know it. Oh, what is it? He has to find a purple hat? In every state. And then haggle with the person who bought the hat. He has to do this content idea. You know it. Oh, what is it? He has to find a purple hat? In every state.

And then haggle with the person who bought the hat. We give him a budget. He's got like five grand and that's for the whole U.S. And he's got to come back with a purple hat from every single state.

That didn't go well, bud. That didn't go well, man. What happened? How'd that happen, man? I mean, you just got it reversed on you. Clemmer turned the rest of the room against... No, it wasn't Clemmer, it was Compton. Oh, no.

Compton turned the rest of the room against me and called me the asshole. What were they saying? We could only... They were kind of saying asshole. But how did they get to that point? Clemmer seemed ornery. No, what Compton said was, you just came out of nowhere chanting asshole. That makes you seem like the asshole. He how did it get to that point? Clemmer seemed ornery. No, what Compton said was, you just came out of nowhere chanting asshole. That makes you seem like the

asshole. He's right. That's a good point. I guess it kind of has a point. But then I said, Dan sent me to call Clemmer an asshole, and then Clemmer said, if you're following somebody's orders blindly like that, that makes you an asshole. Oh, no. Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!

Asshole! Asshole! That Asshole Asshole Damn That feels good Yeah that does It's the best Oh no Oh fuck The best is when you get someone walking up

Up the steps of the stadium Yeah like getting kicked out Yeah Oh yeah Opposing fan Man this is tough Oh going to a game with Rowan's a nightmare Cause every time somebody leaves

Even if it's just like to pee or get food, he's like, bye! Bye-bye! I was doing it when their team was winning and they were leaving early because they were winning by so much and I was giving them condescending, bye, bye-bye!

Hope you had fun! Yeah, I did. We won. Won by a lot. Seventh inning, I'm leaving. All right, we'll work on your chance, Brandon. Did you recruit people as you were going up? Yeah, he did.

I grabbed his group. Your crew was around there. That's tough. I tell them every time we start the act, I'm like, hey, if anyone comes and tries to start an asshole chant, be ready. They were ready, too. Yeah, no. They don't do work during that.

But the upstairs guys were very confused. That crew that was hanging out together, they didn't like it. They kind of revolted as an upstairs crew against a downstairs crew. Whoa. What happened with the interns that were being nasty and having parties? I think we've got it under control. That's all done now? The female interns still intimidate the fuck out of me. They're being nasty and having parties. I think we've got it under control. That's all done now? That's cool.

The female interns still intimidate the fuck out of me. They do? Yeah, I went by, I think it was Hannah Montoya, another one, and I walked by them the other day and they went, and I was like, was that for me? And they're like, yeah. What? That might just mean because you're a big cat. Thank you.

We're not going to call him an asshole? We're not going to fucking call him an asshole? Asshole. We're going to start it. Asshole. He's locked in for the dozen. It might just be. He got to the bottom of it.

Ding dong his ass. You are the bottom of it. Ding dong, he's asking. You are the definition of a ding dong. Fair. But do you guys remember when gurring was like the mainstream form of cat calling? Yeah. Gurr. Remember that? Roan's got a good one.

Was that a thing? Of course Roan has a good one. Yeah, he's got a good one. I got two. I got the front of the mouth and the back of the mouth. That was it. I don't even have one. That wasn't a thing.

That never happened to me. They're close. Oh, Titus has got it. That's good. Imagine going past a construction site and you hear that. But that's what they were doing. There was a guy who went viral all the time for growling. He was a real good growler.

Real deep. Like growling at people or just he would growl? Yeah, he would growl. He would just like, he would say like his woman loved it. I think the modern day is the bark. Dudes are barking at girls. Really? I can see Nicky Smokes barking at women.

Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen you bark. That one clip of the Georgia fans barking at the other fan, that was awesome. Yeah. You know that one?

Yeah, getting down on his. Yeah. I like that guy. You ever been on a plane full of Georgia fans? No. They do that shit in like Ohio. Yeah, they'll bark at you. I love that. They'll bark at you i love that they'll bark at you i love and if and if you're if you go to their game or your team is

at their team and you're losing and you leave early they'll just kids will bark at you i fucking love that they'll they'll bark at you the whole time that grown-ass adult barking at you you find that tj the guy he just gets on his hands and knees and starts barking at someone. It gets fully into dog mode. Yeah. Like all the way down to the floor. Is the guy painting it all white barking at a college football game? No, you're thinking of the famous Georgia fan. That's Georgia.

Oh, he's like talking like this. Don't see the picture Georgia put out yesterday, and it got kind of some traction online. I think it was Father's Day. And I think it was their costume mascot holding their live animal mascot. Oh. And they got a lot of bestiality. Oh, no.

Oh, God. Ryan, will you tweet that? It's the hand. How did they do that? Oh, no. I think they just tweeted that out straight. I mean, the faces are perfect. Look at them.

Oh, he has. He just got played it down. Happy National Mascot Day. That's what it is. Hi. Oh, my God. Oh, damn. What's that dog's name again?

Ugga. Did you see the, I don't know what Chuck Schumer is in. Is he in the Senate? Yeah. House, whatever. But he tried to do the relatable politician thing. The grilling, yeah. The grilling.

And he deleted it because he got roasted. What did he say? This is basically what Che did. He had cheese on an uncooked burger. Yeah. He was like, look at this. Our family has lived in apartment buildings for all our years, but my daughter and her wife.

Oh. Yep. Pause. Okay. Doctor is a woman. Her wife just bought a house in the backyard and for the first time we're having a barbecue with hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill and then look at that look at that hamburger you deleted it enhance yeah he's just trying to do the fucking i'm a a politician. I'm a regular guy. Those dogs look good.

See the women's sunglasses there, too. Yep. Some Katie Langs. J.D. Lang. Katie. Katie. J.D. Lang. It's tough. Real tough.

Do the brothers on the construction site still catcall? Yeah. I think so. They do? They have to. Horniness is at an all-time low. Is it? I think with antidepressants.

Isn't it fucking at an all-time low? Horn, yeah. Yeah. Are the construction brothers? I think horniness is coming back. They got rid of the like button. Yeah. That was just horniness.

But no, but like real horniness was. You can do it quietly. Yeah, they got rid of being able to see you. Real horniness was liking without. Public horniness. Oh, yeah. Retweeting was the horniest. Oh, yeah.

Retweeting porno to the time. Retweet for a selfie in your inbox. Yeah, that's great. Those dudes are nuts. Meek Phil's timeline. I'm bummed I can't see Meek Phil's likes anymore. I do miss the public likes. What was he liking?

Just big titties. Okay. Double Ds, double Ds, double Ds. It was like a Jaws theme song written out. Like a girl in a Squirtle outfit. Yeah. That's like the holy trio of Instagram likes that we used to have at Barstool. If there was a hot chick, it was always Lenny Balls, Riggs, Spags.

All like it. I got Tommy and Double Vodka Donned yesterday. Oh. You got followed by somebody? Somebody, and their only mutuals was Tommy and Big F. I like that. Yeah. It's a new wave.

Just be out there. You got to be out there. Tommy's got to be riddled with this at this point. Oh, here it is. Yeah. I love that. Hold them back. That's so much fun. Yeah, I like Hold them back. That's so much fun.

Yeah, I like that. That's so much fun. But you also, somebody needs to kick that dude in the face. No. No. You're going to kick a dog? Yeah, a human dog. Oh, my God.

No, he's dog when he gets on all fours. He's not human anymore. He went to dog mode. If that guy gets kicked in the face, it's nobody's fault but his own. You agree with that? How much do you guys see the guy, the blonde kid who heckled Charles Barkley? Oh, I hated that kid so much. He does every sports stadium everywhere.

And he just talks shit to people. I don't even want to learn his name. What's his name? Snarp. Oh, I have seen him, yeah. He's in the conversation for Woe. And I know that it's kind of like a soapboxing, but I can't stand a kid like that saying Charles Barkley has no rings

when he wasn't alive to watch Charles Barkley. I mean, he literally is a pure – I guess you give him credit because he's an in-person troll, but that's all he does is just try to get under people's skin. And he does that every week, every stadium, everywhere. He doesn't know that Charles Barkley threw a guy out a window. Yeah. Spit on a guy.

That happened. Spit on a guy. Yeah. Chuck should have punched him. Wait, he spit on a guy or a kid? I think he accidentally spit on a kid. He was aiming for a guy, but he hit a kid. Yeah, that happens.

Sometimes you aim for somebody and you hit someone else with the thing that you're throwing at. And sometimes you're trying to spit at kids. Throwing it at? Two. Oh. I misspoke. Yeah, like if you're trying to hit Mincy in the nuts and you hit him in the eye. Yeah, you did.

You did pelt him. Did we see him hit Mincy in the eye again? Oh, no, he's embargoed. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's embargoed. Well, the clips of him aren't on. Oh, yeah, that's true. You remember that, Ty?

What are we talking about? Clemmer versus Mincy Day 2 is going to rock. Clemmer is a fucking... I'm tired of about that. Clemmer's a well of content, and we're just at the fucking first six inches of water. He was saying last night, he was talking to us about his eating.

He doesn't eat... That was wild. Sandwiches. He doesn't eat any pocketed food. Yeah, any food inside of other food. Yeah, because he doesn't know what's in it. He said that if he gets a quesadilla, he'll open it up and pick at it.

He said he doesn't... We were like, what about gushers? He's like, well, you can under... I know what's in a about gushers he's like well you can under i know what's in a gusher he's like but the first person to eat a gusher that's wild he won't do burritos he won't do anything wrapped he's the anti-wantan don yeah yes nuts yeah he said that his piss smells worse than his shit what I believe it fully He said his piss Smells worse than his shit

He should go to the hospital He said he hates piss He's never pissed In his bathing suit And he says that piss Sometimes smells worse than shit Hates piss Doesn't

Like that just can't That never is the case It can't be It's never the case That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard Yeah Yeah I think that's That never is the case. It can't be. It's never the case. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Yeah, I think that's... He's got to have some nasty piss. Oh, God, what if it's true?

Well, I pointed out that his piss is probably just like recycled angry orchard. He's like, true, good point. Doesn't eat eggs, doesn't eat anything from the ocean, he said. Nothing from the ocean, yeah. What's he got against the ocean? Just doesn't want to eat anything from the ocean he said Nothing from the ocean yeah What's he got against the ocean? Just doesn't want to eat anything from the ocean We gotta smell his shit and his piss Yeah we have to do it

That's doable Yeah Experiment time I can't imagine what either look Smell like coloring And I just can't imagine walking around being like Shit's okay But piss

His shit has to come out like silly string it has to you think he's just jizzing maybe he's just jizzing he could be just jizzing on his butt if his piss smells that worse than shit yeah he should really go to the doctor when did the word jizz stop being used i feel like it doesn't get used anymore when When did it start being used? It was definitely like late 90s. It used to be Jizzm. Yeah, Jizzm. Jizzm. That's what I said, Brandon. Jizzm.

Yeah. Jizzm is the... You have the worst memory, and yet you remember who played left tackle for the Giants in 84. Jumbo Elliott. Yeah. Conversations when I was looking into your eyeballs, and we went on for like 15 minutes on air together. About jism. About jism.

And then you're like, why are you saying it like that? That happened on air? That happened on Mostly Sports. Yeah, that's the Oxford Dictionary use of it. I said, oh. What year? Look at that. Oh, what's that dip?

Wow. So jizz really went out. That must have been like a movie. Is this real? Yeah. Is this the only island jizz in my pants? Oh. That's where I think I learned that word. Yeah. That's where it peaked. But then it went down and then it spiked

back up. And now it's just gone. That's like the OG Riz. They took Riz from Charisma. Yeah. Jizz is gone. We could spike it again. We gotta bring jizz back. Boy, should we spike jizz right now? Everybody spike Google jizz now. Google it. Tweet it. Tweet jizz. But? Everybody spike Google jizz now. Google it, tweet it, tweet jizz.

But it's probably like banned. Like you probably can't even use jizz the way you used to be able to. What are people calling jizz? Spunk. What are people calling jizz? Spunk. You don't like spunk? Spunk, Bobo.

People are just saying cum, right? That's it. I think just cum. Oh, that's kind of hot. Oh, nut. What? If you Google jizz, it has the dictionary word, and then it has a... Jizz.

Ooh. Wait, and it's just like her mouth, right? Yeah. Yeah, she's got pretty full lips. Oh, that's hot. Oh, is that the blue girl? Yeah. Jizz.

Oh. Jizz. I want a jizz right now. I like that. Jizz. As you wish. Listen to the woman. Wait, hold on one more time. Jizz right now. As you wish. Listen to the woman. Hold on one more time. Jizz.

Oh. Fuck yeah. Oh. Found out what I'm going to jerk off to. Got the jerk off instruction video. Jizz. Jizz. Jizz.

Please jizz. Jizz. Yeah, wait. Can you have her say anything? Can you cobble together a sentence from that? That's who we're... They're on the move. They did their...

You can have it in British. Yeah, look, I'm fighting back. Yeah, now you're feeling uncomfortable. Ha ha! I got my boys with me. Strength in numbers. I might have to go buddy system. Ha ha ha ha I got my boys with me I might have to go buddy system. Yeah, I need to go up to my office. Can someone walk? Case they start roaring it yeah, yeah, she said hello precious to me. Oh see that's dude. They do these things

That is funny. What you put you on edge. Yeah,'m going to need you guys to walk me out to my car at night. Oh, man. Jizz. Jizz. Okay, didn't you do buddy carries with the Jennifer jizz? Jenny jizz. I didn't do buddy carries. I wasn't carrying her jizz.

Oh, my gosh. Yep, yep. What is she doing? Reverse. Oh, she rubbed it off. Yeah, she rubbed it off. Oh. I thought she was.

What's buddy carries? I can't keep up with anything going on. No, she just emoted. Buddy carries? What is that? It's when you put someone on your shoulder and rock. Like a fireman's carry? Rock?

I think it's just like on your shoulders. Or a fireman's carry. What's the difference? What a fireman's carry? I think it's just like on your shoulders. Or a fireman's carry. What's the difference? What's fireman's? Sideways. Yeah, like sideways. Arm and leg. Got it, got it.

Yeah. You were doing buddy carries with Jen Giz? She's still alive, thank God. Jen Giz? Jenny Giz. Just like two years ago? Huh? When was it?

What was that place called in Florida? The Sausage Castle. Ah. Still going strong. That was pre- How was that place called in Florida? The Sausage Castle. Ah. Still going strong. That was pre- How many dicks did she suck? Like 500, right? That was mid-COVID, right? I interviewed her at the end, and she's like glistening like a glazed egg.

Oh! Like completely. Everyone had masks on, though, didn't they? Yeah. I did, because I was pregnant. Oh, God. Oh, that's right. You were pregnant.

Yeah. And it was all veterans dicks better it was free free blow jobs for veterans day by jenny jizz oh well and then a couple other ladies joined in wow and a lot of veterans showed up and wasn't pat your cameraman pat was my cameraman how are they verifying they you can bring your high school diploma and you saw billy there in his camo billy there in his camo and they went the order of dick sucking went in order of like purple rank who was last oh no peacetime veterans who like did voice guard gets the real fucking ROTC. It's using a fake ID. And her husband was there, Mr. Jizz.

He's got a great voice. Imagine catching someone doing Stolen Valor at that. Yeah. Do you think people must have, with 500 people claiming to be veterans statistically, there had to be some... I think you have to make them drink their own jizz. Yeah. Something. Take jizz. Yeah. Something.

Take it back. Yeah, just lick it off the face. Well, the weird part, too, was, like, by the end, all the guys in line, like, started getting impatient, so everyone just started jerking off. Oh! Yeah. And I was looking at Pat, and he was looking at me,

and I was like, we shouldn't be here anymore. Boys will be boys. It was a lot. There was wholesome things. There was free haircut. That is like the mentally weakest thing. You have to jack off. I can't take this anymore.

It's like when I smoke a blunt when I'm waiting for my edible to kick in. Yep. Did the house start rumbling? I mean get out now it was like nut to butt jam packed oh my god literally a lot yeah oh my god do you regret doing it

no I like I don't like doing stuff like that but like I like the weird crevices of whatever that is Americana sure yeah no no that's I wonder if it was the biggest of whatever that is. Americana? Sure. Right? No?

No, that's, yeah. Okay. I wonder if it was the biggest veteran, can we count it as a gangbang? Is that like the biggest veteran event of that type that had ever happened? Were you witnessing history? Probably not.

Really? Probably not. So you've got to find another one then. The biggest one you've been to? Biggest one I've been to, shockingly. Close, closeingly. Close. Close call. No, she's like super into it.

She's a grandma. Patriot. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy to be a grandma. Yeah, that's weird. Is she getting paid? So that happened to me last week.

What? You sucked 500 veterans? You jerked off waiting in line to get your dick sucked? I was at the grocery store. You became a grandma? And I saw a woman line to get your dick sucked? I was at the grocery store. You became a grandma? And I saw a woman whose son is on the team that I coach. And my son had not been at the practice the night before. Where is this going?

She said, hey, how are you? I said, I'm good. She said, how's your grandson? Yeah. And I said, my what now? She said, your grandson that plays on the ball team and i said uh well that's that's my son and he's he's he's in the hospital and then i just made her feel bad but uh but yeah so i got accused i'm not i know i don't look great but i don't look that

old what did she say was she like oh my god i'm so sorry was she she really wasn't that bothered by her mistake she's like oh i thought you were his grandfather oh i would have driven off a bridge here's the motherfucker she was older than me what how do you how do you know i can see so she she's older than me and i i assume that was her son, so she thought that was my grandson. Was it her grandson? I don't know. Wait, so where's the jerk-off part? There wasn't a jerk-off part. I was just doing, somebody said grandmother. Did she suck your dick or did she suck?

How many dicks did she suck? Somebody said grandma, and then I took it to a grandfather story. I got away from the dicks and the dick sucking. Got it. Okay. How do we get it back to the dick sucking? I don't think you look like your grandpa. No, I don't think I do either. You got pop-ups. And I was wearing a many faces shirt.

I was looking like a cool guy. What faces were on you? Oh, I don't know. Was the sun out? We were in a grocery store. So the sun was not out. But they had bright white clinical lights in there. Yeah. I hate the atmosphere of a grocery store.

But I love grocery stores. It's weird. It's a weird. What do you love about it if you don't like the atmosphere? I love going grocery shopping. I'd say the food. I love filling up with buying the food, yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes I might buy a magazine. What? Sometimes I might buy some Snickers. Sometimes I might buy some crazy yeah sometimes i might buy some snickers sometimes oh sometimes i might buy some crazy stuff you never know what's your favorite section of the grocery store oh gosh great fucking question my boy yeah i mean it's it's it's just the meat the meat counter i just like to stare at a meat counter for days although the frozen section is fun to peruse the trader joe's frozen section is an elite section of grocery and I enjoy those things. Do you like when the produce gets spritzed?

I like when the produce gets spritzed. I also like in the Newfangled if you're going down a freezer aisle and nobody's walked down it before or nobody's walked down it recently and they're all dark but when you walk up the lights go on. You feel like I'm special. The best of the best.

Every year the week before we went down the Jersey Shore, my mom would take me and my brother to Costco and normally she was like healthy or whatever, but normally she was drunk, but we got to pick out whatever junk food we wanted for the week. So I'd get like the mega box of Gushers. Remember Reese's Balls? Get a giant thing of Reese's Balls.

All the best. Costco and Sam's Club. Pizza rolls. You've never been to and Sam's clubs yeah still haven't pizza rolls how you never been to a Sam's club I never I've been to one Sam's club with somebody else and that and then I've been to uh I've never been to a Costco you Costco's are awesome and I know I've got to go I've never been to a coffee doesn't make any sense say we say we always say you know you'd like it too much I know I'd like it I know it'd be awesome I just haven't gotten around to doing it not much. I know I'd like it. I know it'd be awesome. Not one single lick of sense. I haven't gotten around to doing it. Not one lick. I'm also

scared they're going to be crowded. Rationale. Well, they are crowded. I don't like crowds. But they're enormous. But I grocery shop at like 9 o'clock at night. They're not crowded then. They sell all sorts of cool stuff for your yard. You could probably buy a boat there if you wanted. Oh, yeah. You get a TV

when you walk in and you get like a hundred any muffin. I have a big boat. Like an actual boat. I have a really big boat. You could probably buy a boat there if you wanted. Oh, yeah. You get a TV when you walk in and you get like a hundred any muffin. I have a big boat. Like an actual boat. I have a really big boat. Yeah, I have a boat. Are y'all not gonna come? Say when. You mean jizz? July 19th. I'm spending Fourth of July weekend at Lake Geneva. Hell yes.

That's right past my house. Wait, what about the Atlantis Morissette tickets that I got you for the fucking... Well, well... Oh, no! Guess who's going to be in the New York Metro on the week of the 4th. Really? Do you want these tickies?

Yeah, I thought it was a done deal. I gave them to him. Yeah? Yeah. I said just text... Do you still have the tickets? I'll sell them to you, yeah. Wait.

Is it for a specific date or whatever? You were being catty with me via text. I was like, yeah, you better take... You said, don't forget the tickets. Yeah. I said, please, please go. Give it to a friend. And you just said, traveling.

Yeah, I'm not going to be there. And then you didn't talk to me. Oh. No detail. That doesn't sound catty. It was the biggest... One word, traveling. That's a Brandon-ass text.

Traveling. I was trying to stick up for you. I agree. That's what I'm saying. It's not catty. It was the biggest. One word, traveling. That's a Brandon-ass text. I was trying to stick up for you. I agree. That's what I'm saying. It's not catty. That's how you and I text. All right. You're right. That's not how you and I text.

We are flowery. But it's succinct. But these are your tickets. You got the best $1,000 prize on that Pollyanna. Yes, yeah. I want you to use it. I am. I'm giving them to my best boy.

I thought I was your best boy. You're my best man. Is it for a specific date? So I'll give them to Big Pat then. Yes. July 2nd. No. It's a floating concert.

That's what I thought. It's July 2nd. Don't they do it every day? No, it's July 2nd. Alanis Morissette? You don't say July. Wait, wait, wait. This isn't the Jagged Little Pill on Broadway?

No. This is just her performing? In Philly? No, it's in Jersey. Where is it? Wait, where in Jersey? Atlantic City. Are you going to be there?

Yes, yeah. I will not be close to Atlantic City. Well, Kate's going to be there. I don't need them now. I already gave them to you. You have to figure out to give them to somebody. I don't have them. You got to send Connor and Blutman. Well, Kate's going to be there. I don't need them now. I already gave them to you. You have to figure out to give them to somebody. You got to send Connor and Blutman.

Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. Are they going to be there? They will now. They can be. Where are you traveling to? To Bismarck.

I can send them to the shore. I don't know. See, you were being catty. No, coy. I mean, coy, not catty. Coy. He's a fine line. A little coy.

I have a potential candidate. No, I took them from mean, Coy, not Catty. Coy. He's a fine line. Little Coy. I have a potential candidate. No, I took them from you, so you couldn't go. Who, Jay? It's not me. Oh. I believe Alanis Morissette is Robbie Fox's number one artist to see in person. What? I think he's here.

Oh, he's here. That's right. I mean, I would love Robbie Fox to have them. Yeah, like a... Let's make him cry. Oh, yeah. Let's make him cry. Y'all think he'll cry? Nah. Nah, I think he'll be like, thanks, guys. Yeah, like a... Wow. Let's make him cry. Oh, yeah. Let's make him cry. Y'all think he'll cry?

Nah. Nah, I think he'll be like, thanks, guys. Yeah. All right. There he is. Hey, that's pretty cool. Thanks, guys. All right, I'm going to text him now.

He's right above us. Robbie! He's got his headphones in. He's locked in. Wait, are these real tickets? Do they actually exist? They're on my game time. I've never seen them.

No one's ever seen them. They're in his game time. They're on my game time app right now. I don't believe Roan all the time. No, you're right. How could you? All right, I texted him. I've given up being duplicitous

and I've come to terms with being a dunce. I'm turning over a new leaf. Wait, let's... Here he comes. Does anybody have cash on him? Does he want $100 or the mega prize? No, he's offering... Yeah.

Does he want the mystery prize or cash? He stood up. Do we have a mystery box? Oh, Donnie's coming over. Come here. What is that? Oh, my God. Oh, geez.

I always get excited when he starts walking this way. Oh, my God. Unless you want it I don't It looks great It looks perfect Where did Robbie go? Doesn't want him What's he doing?

I texted him Did you text the right Robbie? Robbie Fox Come down to the act real quick Right now he's being proposed for the bracket Did you text the right Robbie? Robbie Fox. Come down to the act real quick. Right now he's being proposed for the bracket. Now he's trying to get out of that. He's going to light up.

Here he goes. Jump over. Does he want cash? Oh, he's hustling. Oh, yes. What are we going to do? Should I say $20 or the mystery package? Yes.

$20 is all we got? You can do better than that. Are we prepared for him having plans somewhere else? Then Kate gets it. $40. $40 is the mystery package. Door one or door two. This is exciting.

We're going to do the NASCAR ad. He probably already has tickets. No, but he's – okay. Do the NASCAR ad. I'm going to do the NASCAR ad. I just got to find the NASCAR ad. Don't – quick, hot, hot, hot. Wait, wait. NASCAR.

He's here. He's here. He's here. Bob. Robbie. Hey. Robbie. Come here. He's here. He's here. Bob. Robbie. Hey. Robbie. Come here.

Here's a mic. Here's a mic. What's up, brother? Don't be nervous. Okay, Robbie. I have a proposal. What's here? 40 bucks or the mystery package.

Mystery package. Yes! What do we got? Two tickets to see Atlantis Morissette in Atlantic City on July 2nd. Come on. Yes! Hell yeah. For real?

Yes. From Nick. Wow. From Nick. From me. From Nick. Wow. From Nick. From me. From Kyle. They're from Kyle. You got the tickets.

You didn't want them. I don't. Yeah. Ron got the tickets. Yeah. I wanted you to have them. Jay got them. I took them.

Gave them. I still want them. Yeah. And I do hate to do this, Robbie, but nope, I do. Oh! Titus just took them. Titus is going to look so good in the orchestra. No, no, no.

They're yours. They're yours. I love Alanis. Yeah, I know. I saw her at Ocean's Calling, and we were good in the orchestra pit. No, no, no. They're yours. They're yours. I love Alanis. Yeah, I know. I saw her at Ocean's Calling, and we were in the barricade. She was singing Ironic right to me. Oh. Here we go.

That's ironic. Row eight, two seats together in the pit. Love it. Look at that. Oh. There we go. That felt good. Yes, Robbie.

He could be vulnerable right now. Yeah, open up, cry. You want to cry? Could you? Cry? No, I can't get a cry out, but I'm very happy about that. I love Alanis Morissette. Just think about her singing to you.

She doesn't tour very often. I know. You're going to go see her. This could be her last tour ever. I don't think I'm going to cry. What if it's her last tour ever, Robbie? What if I said that Alanis Morissette's going to die? I just saw her in last October.

If I hadn't just seen her, maybe I would be more emotional. Take it back. But you like a lot of musical artists. Is she in your top what percentage of musical artists, of all the musical artists? She's top 25. Top 25% or

top 25? 25%. 25%. That's not as impressive at all Jagged Little Pill I would say is one of the greatest debut albums of all time I mean of the thousands and thousands of artists Yeah That's basically Yeah but we were told it was his favorite artist

Well top 25% I'm saying top 25% She's top 75% She's in his top 75% That feels really good still 75% is good. He's not wearing headphones, but he had recently said a few years ago that was his number one person.

Did you ever say the words Alanis Morissette is my number one act to see in concert? Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Love it. Because I hadn't seen her. But you have now. But now I've seen her.

So we were using dated information. From 2017. We trusted the data. We trusted From 2017. We trusted the data. We trusted the data. Fair. I'll transfer you the tickets. All right, thanks. Appreciate it.

Great appearance on the app. Did you just set a call? Yeah, he's right. All right, I want to buy tickets and give them away. It felt damn good. I don't know. I'm going to go to game time right now and buy some tickets and bring somebody down here.

Do the NASCAR ad for you, too. Kelly's going to come down here real quick. I have some questions for Kelly that I've kept up. NASCAR is coming to Chicago this summer. Two days full of racing and nonstop entertainment. Fourth of July weekend, NASCAR racing through downtown Chicago and the iconic grant park it will be an entertainment filled weekend with your favorite artists including keith urban

the chain smokers the black keys and lauren alaina the 2024 chicago street race will be the most talked about event of the summer nascar is back in chicago for fourth of july weekend purchase barstool's 99 special ticket offer for general admission on Sunday. Thank you, Brandon. Hey, man. You're so welcome. That sandwich is ungoddamn believable. His restaurant's opening soon. Right in July, right?

A bistro. An actual bistro. Were there any updates on what's been going on with that? He... He has it all filmed. It's going to be... Amazing. I can't wait to watch it. I can't wait to watch it.

Some awful shit happened. Not awful as in tragic, but awful as in... Kelly! Kelly, welcome. Sorry for your loss yesterday. Oh, thanks. I'm really devastated. You deserve better. Those movie questions questions you were so

close on both of them i can't believe i let myself i don't know if i was talked out of it or second guest like i normally i'm normally pretty uh sure in my answers the first one i talked myself out of it and the second one i was rattled after that and then it was no no recovery for me white socks dave didn't like reign you in no yeah no i don't know if he has the power. Did you hit him at one point with a, you need to listen to me? Yes, I did. Yeah. Yes, I did. I forgot.

That was a time also I forget that people are listening. That was like a mother with a kid walking close to the edge of the road. Yeah. You need to listen to me. You're going to get killed. We're in a parking lot right now. You need to listen to me. That was awesome.

Yeah. Throw on your headphones. I got some questions for you. Ready? Do you have questions for me? I see what's happening in the booth. What? What's happening?

Oh, God. I didn't know this was happening. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. It has to be through a glass wall, Tate, this entire time? No, no. Can I come in? Yeah, I'll get my seat.

Okay. I'll leave. I'll leave. No, because he's been hiding for a fucking time. I'm not leaving. No, Dan, you guys have spoken? I'll leave. No, because he's been hiding for a fucking time. I'm not leaving. No, Dan, you stay. I'll moderate. I'll moderate.

I'll moderate. My only question for you was, why has Taylor Swift not spoken out with what's going on in the Middle East? I mean, does every celebrity need to speak out about the- Tay, you can sit right here. Does every celebrity need to talk about the Middle East? I'm just asking a question. Okay.

She's just asking questions with Kelly Keegs and Big Cat. She didn't... I've also heard so many... Where'd you get that shirt? I'm a big Taylor Swift fan. That's a lot. I don't care. Oh, I didn't even notice that shirt.

What do you mean? So you guys have not spoken? No. No. No, but I haven't. Can you guys do eye contact? Ooh. I'll give her a compliment. Okay. We both have nice eyes. Oh. That's a compliment to you. We eye contact? Ooh. I'll give her a compliment.

We both have nice eyes. That's a compliment to you. We both have nice eyes. Thank you for the compliment to me. I don't know if I need to return it. Okay, so is there still a lot of beef? Yeah, I think there's fully beef. I hate your fucking guts. Oh, okay.

That's just how it's going to be. There is no reconciliation here. You're an asshole. You're running around talking so going to be. There is no reconciliation here. You are an asshole. You're running around talking so big, saying that I owe you an apology. It's bullshit. For what? If you apologize, I will squash you. Tell me why I owe you an apology.

Okay, I will. I called you lazy. That is what I did. No, no, no. I know that it was more than that. No, I didn't. I know that it was more than that. You called me lazy and you attacked me for three months, Tate.

Oh, my God. That's the wrong. All right. All of a sudden, you're riled up. All call me lazy and you attack me for three months, Tate. Oh, my God. That's the right. All right. All of a sudden, you're riled up. All of a sudden, you're riled up. I have been walking around this office for two days and all of a sudden, you're going to go on this? This is why.

Listen, player comparison. Kelly Keegs is the Angel Reese of Barstool Sports because she thinks she's more important than she is. Oh, that was mean. That was mean. That was mean. She embraces the villain role. She embraces the villain role.

But then when it gets turned on her, she's the first to cry victim. She's the first to cry victim. No, I didn't say that. I have said since day one that I am not important. I think that you think you are way more important than me. Look at me when you're talking to me. Yeah, look at her. Okay.

Look at her. Yeah, look at her. Look at her. Look me in the eyeballs and tell me this. I'll break it up if it gets a little fierce. No, I'm fine with this. I just feel like I'm... Okay.

I don't care. Talk to me. My point is this. i called you lazy you turned around and went on a three-day 70 000 tweet bender it was 12 hours and in the middle of that okay but 70 000 about it 70 000 is also in kelly's defense that's just messy girl spiraling correct also no i do that all the time if i do it all the time if That's true. I do it all the time. I'm sorry that you had to go through the worst thing that could ever be called

to a human being. They were called lazy. You flipped it on me and called me like, I don't know how to say it, like a misogynist, and you're tweeting at me. Because why? Because you fought nonstop.

And I've got people, let's get some organization. Time out, time out, time out. Time out, time out, time out. I respect the time out. I respect the time out. Former coach, Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time And I think we need to have just delineation so everyone can get their points across because it's just hard to hard to follow. OK, that's fair. Go ahead. Continue spewing your lies and then I'll reply in kind. OK. OK. OK. Do I look at her? Do I look at her? I'm uncomfortable. I'm not going to look at either of you.

I'm very comfortable. I feel I'm more confident in this. If this was presented in a court of law, it is very clear that the original blog, go back and read it. I literally say, I don't know Kelly Keegs. I have no problem with her. I have nothing bad to say about her. The only thing I have that a problem is, is that she lives a dream job that everyone would want, including myself. And then she doesn't work hard. That was my thing. I think that you, I have no comment anywhere else. I said she's lazy and I provided evidence. And here's a little saying that I like to say.

The truth hurts. That is why you freaked out is because I caught you red handed saying, oh, I blog on Fridays. You didn't blog on eight straight Fridays. Okay. Not the biggest deal in the world. In the grand scheme of Barstool, me saying Kelly Keegs doesn't blog on Fridays is about a one out of 10, maybe. What you did in return, and you know what you did, and you're going to say I'm lying, and I don't even care that you did it. I want to be very clear about that. You then tried to ruin my life. You then put, in what world? you were arguing, if you were

I can't take this much more. You're so full of shit. You're making me sick. Spit it out. Get it out of your mouth. Say it so I can reply in kind. I swear to God, Tate, you're a fucking asshole. Say it. Finish it. Finish. Are we still playing by the rules? Yeah, I know. Finish it. Finish. Because you're about to see

the floor to Kelly. You had two days to come up with this. Come up with it. Say it to you're about to see the floor to Kelly. You had two days to come up with this. You'll come up with it. Say it to my face. I still have things to say. Then say them. I'm trying to. Okay. You then turned it on me.

If you were to argue with, I don't know, give me someone that has a nickname in here. Roan. Roan. You go by Roan. If you were arguing with Roan, you would call him Roan. You would never call him, what is your name? Adam. Adam Ferron. I probably would. No, okay. That go by Roan. If you were arguing with Roan, you would call him Roan. You would never call him, what is your name? Adam Farone. I probably would.

No, okay. That's a terrible example. Ohio's Tate has been my name for six years. I don't know who the fuck you are, dude. And then read the next blog where you're pointing at my looks, which I would never do. But listen, you call me Tate. You literally did. Dan, I'm sorry. He's taking too long to spit it out.

It's been ten minutes of lies. I can't handle it anymore. Say your last piece. Okay. Spit it out. literally did i need to say all right dan i'm sorry he's taking too long hold on 10 minutes i can't handle it anymore say your last piece okay spit it out i am trying kelly my point is is that i called you lazy if you took offense that's because it hurt you then turned it on me called me tate more posts a million pictures on me it's very fair all is fair on the blog but what i'm saying is this that in turn got hundreds of people to call me what you were saying, a misogynist, you hate women, you coach girls basketball,

emailing my school. And I think, I would say I know more than just think. I know you did that on purpose. You didn't call me Tate Moore because that's what people call me. You looked me up and called me Tate Moore because you knew it would spiral and it could possibly ruin my life.

That's why you did that. I called you lazy. You tried to ruin my life. If you apologize, I will accept it and I will squash the beef. That's nice. Okay. Kelly, Kelly, you have the floor. What I don't understand is why you keep pretending like calling me lazy is the only thing that happened. You know that I am upset because you fought back and forth with the editors about leaving in the shit, talking shit about my OnlyFans. And you know that I had a problem with that. That's the only thing I asked them to take out. You argued about it. You made subtle hints about it in the next seven blogs you did about it.

I have gotten hate for it for six months, Tate. You're trying to ruin my life as well. I didn't say anything that anybody on the internet didn't already know. The pictures I included of you in that blog were from Google when you Google Ohio's Tate, it wasn't like I Googled your real name. I didn't put your real name in a blog until after you already got blown up by Dave. You said that yourself, that the girls found out that you were leaving because Dave was tweeting your shit. Your face was out there.

Whatever. It was over by that time. Everyone fucking knew who you were. What are you doing right now? I'm respecting your piece, and then I'm going to rebut it. Everyone already knew who you were at that point, and I hate that you keep acting like i ruined your fucking life you were angling to get the fuck out of your job and to get here and you want everybody at home to think that oh no you just oh i love the girls so much i love teaching so much it's so sad to

give it all up whatever this is exactly what you wanted and you got it but you kept going for months and months you never fucking stopped you didn't speak to me one time in the past six months if you said one dm was like hey listen things got out of hand we wouldn't be sitting here right now but we are because you're an asshole and you're the fact that you are now saying that i did those things on purpose to ruin your life gives me a little bit of insight into how you think which is how i know for a fact that you wanted everyone to come after me because of the only fansans thing, which is why I called you a misogynist and why you fought so hard for it, because you

think that you're better than me. And I don't know why you think that, and I don't know who you think I am, but I'm not that person and you're a fucking asshole, and I'm sorry that you don't want to hear that, and you think that you're better than me and you think that you're better than everybody here, and that you have the authority to police what people are doing at this office. It's disgusting

and I see through it. I've always seen through it. I don't care who's nice to you. I know exactly who the fuck you are. And if you want to pull the wool over everyone's eyes in here, that's fine. If people want to believe that you're not garbage deep down, that's on them because I know who the fuck you are, and people should know that too. Okay?

I respected that. I have to give you a chance to respond. All right. My issues that I have with you, and I hate to say this because I really don't care. I think you've got it wrong about the OnlyFans. You really don't care, but you avoid me for two days. You keep bringing up the OnlyFans. Were you avoiding her?

No. For two days. I'm on here. It's on here, number three. The OnlyFans thing. I personally don't care. I truly support that you can do whatever. Why did you keep bringing it up?

Why did you argue with me? I do think it's funny that you don't want me to bring it up, and it is your pinned tweet. That's a fair point because in in the real world in the real world say people don't just go to people's profiles and look at their shit all the time people just see tweets so you didn't want me to bring it up but you know i didn't want you to bring it up click on kelly's profile the first thing you see i didn't want you to bring it up in the same vein as talking shit about me i'm gonna be implying that i'm doing that instead of work i want to go back to these but he was implying that I'm doing that instead of work. Kelly, I want to go back to these, but Kelly, I will say it.

He was implying that I was doing that instead of work. I am sorry that I brought up the OnlyFans. And are you also sorry for arguing with Nate about it nonstop? Hold on, hold on, hold on. He did apologize just now. I am sorry for bringing up the OnlyFans. And I don't know if I accepted, honestly. I don't know if I accepted.

I'll have to think about that. I don't know if I accepted. Next, I would like to talk about this. You keep saying that I kept going for months. I couldn't feel more strong that I kind of got the picture and kind of was given the picture. Yeah, after you were already here in March. I'm expecting that. In March.

Hold on, hold on. Kelly. Yes, in March. That's three months. Since then, I'm getting tweets from you being like, here's how the new Taylor Swift album reminds me of at Ohio state. Here's your, there's a, who do you hate at barstool?

Tick tock. It's like, I want him dead. I want my, my mom wants him dead. I'm going to punch him in the face the first time I see him. So I'll say this. I would fucking kill you right now.

If I were you to say like Tate, you've avoided me for two days, Kelly, you're the one. I don't have any problem with you. I don't, I don't mind it at all. But for you to come and be like,

when I see him, I'm going to punch him in the face. then you're like tweeting like grim reaper memes that you're okay but hold on hold on let me just and then you said i owe you an apology let me interject first i have one more big one let me interject for a sec i think tate it's not totally fair to be like kelly why are you keep this going when you won, you won the, so it's easy when you win. I agree. To be like, oh, I don't care. Yes. If it was the other way, you'd probably care the way Kelly cares. Which is fair. Which is fair.

But I think you're correct in that. That is why I don't care. Correct. Because I feel I won. Right. But I would say the narrative that she's. I mean, yeah, you got the job. You got everything out of it. Yeah.

The narrative. Right. So it's hard to, you can't then be like, why do you still care? But the narrative that I am the one who still cares is what she's saying. She's the one tweeting at me. Kelly, you, here's the narrative. Right, so it's hard to, you can't then be like, why do you still care? But the narrative that I am the one who still cares is what she's saying. She's the one tweeting at me. Kelly, here's a fun fact. I'm not tweeting at you. Here's one for everyone watching.

You're talking about me on the Yak. It's on Viva La Stool. I'm tweeting a Grim Reaper meme. Who gives a fuck? Oh, what did that mean? What did the sky mean? And now I'm coming in. What about when we lost in the state basketball tournament and you tweeted the Grinch?

Kelly, you did. You are doing subtle subtweets to him. Not for a long time. The last two tweets. What are you talking about? When you said that, it was like Tate and Kelly are going to see each other, and you put a grim reaper looking at a dead tree. Yeah, so what?

I thought you— You did the same thing. You said, oh, she owes me an apology and whatever the fuck. You did the— Hold on. We're going to wrap this up. Can I go to one more? Really?

I'm enjoying the fuck out of this. I want say this one i want everyone to hear it kelly you keep popcorn keep kelly you keep saying that i think i'm better than you i truly do not and that was the that was the message behind my original blog i think that if dan said right now tate you're gone kelly you're gone kate you're gone uh mad dog you're gone never i retract on that my point is this this job is awesome i haven't even been here 100 days yet i've gotten to go to the final four you guys sent me to opening day i get to go to baseball games like no this is your life you love your fucking job that's great so do i i played golf for a job i get to play whatever it is awesome so my effort hear me out my effort reflects that

i write i'm listen i am still doing first pitch mincy madison coming with this it all i don't care if it's good bad or whatever i'm still doing 80 some blogs a month what i'm saying for you no that's what i'm saying that's your job you should be you're not a megastar here either you wrote i never said i was i'm not saying i'm better than you. You took a joke I said. You've written six blogs this month. Who gives a fuck how many blogs I wrote? Time out. If Dave Portnoy calls me up and says I'm not doing enough blogs, then that's what matters to me. I don't give a fuck what you say.

My effort reflects what I think. Time out. Time out. Okay. Roan, do you have any thoughts? Can I say one thing? Can I say one last thing? One last thing.

My one last thing is the first blog that you wrote calling me lazy and digging through everything I was doing without knowing me at all or knowing anything that I do outside of the blog. Blogging is not my only responsibility. Mine either. Okay. Not anymore. Six times. You turned a joke that I said on the show about how I don't want to come to work on Fridays. I don't want to put makeup on, whatever.

I am a sarcastic person. I'm a dry person. I said all those things. You turned that and made it look like I was an ungrateful, lazy employee and I'm still dealing with it. And that's your fucking fault. For no reason. You don't know me at all. You've never met me once. You don't know me. You've never spoken to me. You don't know my cadence. You don't know. I'm friends with everyone here. No one has a problem with me as far as I know, except for you. Okay. I don't have a problem with you i've said also you went off being like oh i wasn't getting paid enough and i was being asked to do too much so are you money hungry are you obsessed with with recognition like

what's your fucking problem this is a perfect example of the truth really hurt you okay all right ron do you have you owe me a thank you i want to i want you you owe me a thank you. Fuck you. You owe me a thank you. Now that keeps it going, Tate. Hold on. I think that Tate did apologize for one thing, but I do think that Kelly is completely justified in having her, or like, especially how long this

has laid dormant. I feel like this is something you wanted to say for a long time. And I definitely... And listen, again, none of this has to happen. If I hear from him one time in the past six months, nothing offline. Nothing. All right. I feel like you guys know that I'm always.

What? You owe me the apology. You are delusional. All right. I don't know if she owes you. Dan, I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind right now. All right.

Here's the bottom line. Here's what I'll say first of all i like both of you a lot and i like kelly a lot and she does it like the idea that she doesn't work hard is is wrong tate i think you should at least acknowledge and i'm going to say something nice about you tate after this i think you should at least acknowledge that what transpired whether intentional or not did put kelly through a lot of shit. I understand. A lot of shit. So that happened. And it was not my intention.

It doesn't matter if it was your intention. Bullshit. I also think it might have been your intention. It was his intention because if he's thinking that I'm trying to ruin his life, that's how he thinks. That's not even how I was thinking. Here's what I'll say about Tate, Kelly. Tate, when he first got here, I sat down with him and i was like look

how you got here is one thing you can't be the guy that goes after people and you gotta you gotta evolve and you gotta do different things and tate is like at the top of the list of people here who is trying new ideas and trying to be not just i'm gonna take take down co-workers. So I do think that has changed. I don't know if you guys will ever see eye to eye. I think you both have had I think you both have done things to each other that you could both be like if you have like a moment of reflection being

like, you know what, my bad a little bit, but I don't know if you'll ever see eye to eye. We won't. I'm telling you that right now. We won't. Because I don't agree with anything you're saying. I was the bigger person. I think that there was an element of— No, you weren't.

You could have gone way deeper. Let Roan talk. I think, Tate, there's an element of when you came in, it was kind of—you were trying to climb the ladder, and you didn't mind if you had to step on some people to get to another level. And I think that when you're within barstool, ideally—and this isn't how it goes down because there's lots of infighting, but there would be more of an insular thing within Barstool where it's like, we know what we go through because we have a shared experience of being the people who are whatever, man in the arena type of thing, woman in the arena.

And that wasn't necessarily the case in that situation but i also applaud honestly at this moment both of you guys for just like standing on business and like yeah and like say like neither of you back down and i think it's way easier to take shots from afar and i think that's what was going on at first i think that's what pissed kelly off and i think the fact that you guys are able to say this shit to one another is like you both have balls and it's not like nobody like turtled from the situation. You both have your perspectives

and it's well thought out. But it's clearly there's differences. Ron, I like what you said. The thing about how we all, there's infighting and we'll hang out and we'll have fun with each other, but that's because we know each other and we can go at each other's throats and do whatever. We know that at the end of the day, it's all business.

It's all fun, fine, whatever. You not knowing me at all and continuously going that hard and acting like you are like the most important person in the fucking world that everybody cares what you have to say because people on Twitter give a fuck about who you are. I can't be more clear though that the continuous, it stopped. I'm glad you said that, Dan. Thank you. But also Kelly, in the grand scheme of barstool you guys have been here forever roan you've been in beef big head i don't really know if you've

been like yeah no but but me my original blog i implore you all including kelly go back and read it i read it i read all of them before i got here put it on a 100 scale and it's like kelly doesn't blog on friday okay but here's the only thing. You're minimizing the situation. What I will say, Tate, is there is, and people won't like I say this, but I'm going to say it. It's not easy to be a woman at Barstool. Wow, Dan, thank you. There is a pile-on factor that happens.

Even if the original blog was somewhat innocuous, it doesn't really matter because then it snowballs to something bigger. So I think that's wherelly's feelings are coming from and those have to at least be acknowledged can you acknowledge this if you're correct and my original blog i can't be more clear was a one out of a hundred her response to it the over the top tweeting and everything she and then not talking about on barstool radio is why this has gotten and then barstool radio getting canceled it is kelly i hate to say this yeah no you brought this on yourself no no no not all of it but i swear to fucking god it's almost more your fault

like that again what i swear to god i understand i understand you're ever going to see it. I understand that Barstool Radio, yes, I should have talked about it. I've said that a million times. I, in my own world, it felt like a big deal. It didn't feel like a big deal. Nobody else knew the story. I was talking to Dan and a couple other people,

and that was basically it during that time. Nobody was asking me about it. Nobody was talking about it. I didn't think it was big enough to bring up. That was my mistake. And that's my only mistake. All it would have been was me talking shit about you on that show and not letting you call in that's what

I would have done at that moment because I hated your fucking guts and maybe we could have moved on and I would still have Barstool Radio as a thing that I get to do and I don't anymore because of that and that if you do only a thank you for that no I fucking don't why because Barstool Radio no that's not fair no but no but like

I'm gonna ask my fucking mind but can I say why I'm gonna hit you my fucking wife. Thank yous is never going to see eye to eye. I'm going to hit you in the face if you don't shut the fuck up. Don't, Kelly, do not. You can't do that. Do not hit him in the face. Listen, Barstool Radio is not a good brand. He's killing me right now.

I understand. And either someone was going to have to tell you to stop doing it because of the product, or Dave was going to cancel it and start the unmanaged. Brandon, what are you going to say? You're welcome. Additionally, what are you going to say? Additionally, you owe me a split. If you win surviving Barstool, you do owe me a split. Let Brandon talk.

Every time we get to an exit ramp, every time we get to pull off this highway, you speed the car back on the highway. That's true. I really don't mean to, Brandon. No, you do. Bullshit. Bullshit. Let's just pull this car off the highway. Maybe we'll have another meeting one day,

but let the car get off the highway. Apology counter is one to zero. You apologize to her. You're pulling it back on. You're pulling it back on. What game is he playing? What game is he playing? Because I'm not playing anymore. Let's end this right now. I'm sure this will probably be on the unnamed show too um you guys are just never gonna like each other no and i'm dead fucking

serious about that like it's okay i have no problem you had sent one message of hey listen i got a little out of hand all you had to do is i'm starting i'm not trying to come in here and and fucking hate everybody because of course all right let's come to an agreement and you don't talk shit about anybody in the Chicago office because God forbid someone doesn't like you here. I was helped by Dan. I don't think this come to the agreement is going to work. Give it a shot.

Come to an agreement. I will give a heartfelt apology because I did not understand the continuous hatred you would get from that blog. I will apologize truly for that.

If you apologize for saying my full name. It was fair. Everybody knows who you are. You were on camera five years before this. Give me half of your surviving Barstool winnings because I got you.

That's fair. Why do you think that we're joking around right now? I'm not joking. Give me half of your surviving Barstool winnings because I got you. Okay, all right. Shut the fuck up. All right, so. Shut the fuck up. That's fair. This will never work out. Why do you think that we're joking around right now? I'm not joking. What am I giving you that makes it feel okay to make a joke like that? You were on surviving Barstool for two reasons. Because I showed that you are crazy. Right.

Right, because I've never been on reality TV show for Barstool before. Three reality shows I've been on, but yeah, you're right. It's because of you that Dave asked me to do this. All right. You're right. Fuck you. Let's dismiss both of you. Oh, God.

I know. It's never going to work. Let's stagger the dismissals. Yeah, all right. Tate, you's dismiss both of you. I know. It's never going to work. Let's stagger the dismissals. Yeah, all right. Tate, you go first. Yeah, let Kelly leave. Well, no, Kelly, I had a question for you. All right, fine.

Tate, you leave. Fuck you. Leave. Leave. I'm going. Get up. I'm going. Kelly, don't antagonize.

Leave him. Leave him. Tate, thank you. I appreciate you. It's good to hear that from one person. Okay, thank you. No, thank you. Good job.

All right, thank you, Tate. Kelly, you want some popcorn to hear that from one person okay thank you no thank you good job thank you Tate Kelly you want some popcorn take that shirt off give it back to whoever stop stop stop he's gonna leave he's gonna leave he's leaving alright my one question was

Kelly how's your day going oh my god that was just my day was great honestly my day was great I knew that we were gonna fight but you knew it was gonna happen I knew we were gonna fight

you had to have it happen it was fine I just can I tell you I really did not understand the level of delusion he really lives at like i i can't we shouldn't talk about him because he's not here to defend himself i know that's fine that's close to it were you close to actually hitting him at any point i i looked at this and said i'm gonna hit him in the face with this i'm not kidding that's i think just be smart

don't don't hit him in the face though yes even singers are best but just don't or just don't hit him but i i know i understand i'm not trying to get in trouble like yeah just be smart in the face but like you know I really want to. Alright, well, that was probably a preamble to the Unnamed show. Are you here until Friday? I am. Alright, so yeah, I would imagine you guys will have to do that again. My perverse ass

loves that shit. Sorry for yelling so loud. I know the Yakuza are going to fucking hate me. No, no, no, no. I wish I had like one centimeter of the backbone you have. I'd be sitting there probably crying like a little bit. What'd you think, Kate? Appreciate that.

I like, you know, I mean, I like everybody, whatever. He started it. And I feel like he can't face up to the shit that the fallout that came from it. And so I think you're right to be pissed off. Thank you. And like you work at Barstool, like people are going to figure out who you are. It wasn't some big secret. Yeah. He was already. I don't think that's valid. But anyway. Yeah. Kelly, Thank you. And like you work at Barstool like people are going to figure out who you are. It wasn't some big secret. Yeah. He was already. I don't think that's valid. But anyway.

Yeah. Kelly thank you. Also I'm agreeing with you because I'm terrified of you too. Always great to have you in the office Kelly. Thank you. Did you have questions for me you said? Yeah it was Taylor Middle East. Oh it was just Taylor in the Middle East. Yeah what's going on. Oh and also do you want to comment on the fact that

Flacco the owl was actually a sex pest? Listen, you're taking that because he was eating pigeons that had herpes. It's the herpes that are... Yeah, he had pigeon herpes. It's the pigeons that are sex pests.

It's not Flacco. I think Flacco was a sex pest. Flacco was out there raping pigeons and he's your hero. No, he was eating them. However, did you know that they put Flacco's remains

in the Museum of Natural History? You're more than welcome to come visit. We can go see them together. With the pigeon herpy? No, no. It's probably ashes or something. There's probably pigeon herpies in there.

There might be herpies in there still. I don't know how herpies works. I have a question. I need help with something because I always try to defend Taylor Swift. What's my line of defense of when people are always like, Taylor Swift cheated in two of her relationships or something like that? Oh, good question. What am I supposed to be saying?

Good question. cheated in like two of her relationships or something like that. Oh, what am I supposed to be saying? So that's tough. Cause I also like, I think there are blurred lines in a lot of situations for her, like for her and against her. Like, you know, she may have had overlapping relationships. Like some things have fallen apart and some things have come together.

She's written a couple of songs. I mean, she has a song called illicit affairs. So it's kind of hard to like argue that. Right. I would say that she's just a woman who wants love and will do anything to get it. Overlapping relationships is a good way to put it. Overlapping relationships.

Timeline gets blurry. Yes, I like that. Timeline gets blurry. That's very nice. Okay. All right, well, Kelly, thank you so much. Thank you guys for having me again. Sorry for yelling so much.

I really blacked out with rage for a little while there. Yeah, no, I liked it. I mean, you are scary. Sorry. Thank you for having me. See you later. Kelly, see you around. Hey.

They do not like each other. What'd I miss? I had to. I almost thought we needed like a Steve Wilkos. I didn't know that it was still that hard. Vasoli wanted to watch it so bad, and I made him follow me around to do Monday and things. Holy shit. That was good.

It was. This chair is sweaty. Good entertainment. I love that shit. It was incredible entertainment, but there was some deep-seated hatred. Yeah, well, we knew that, right? I think I knew it, but I didn't.

That just doesn't dissipate. No, yeah, I guess what I didn't realize is I thought at least they had communicated at least once privately. I did not know that they never spoke. Because I assumed at some point one of them reached out. So that's why I didn't think it would be that spicy. But yeah.

Kelly's not backing down. No, Kelly's not backing down. One thing about Kelly. No, she don't back down. Tate is, and I said it there, he has done a really good job of not being. Incendiary for all of his content. Correct. Yeah.

Playing to like lowest common denominator kind of stuff where it's like, I'm just going to rip other people. He does have a bunch of new content that he's trying that's very good. And Kelly has a right to be mad. But he might be best at having beef? I don't know. Because the way that he was always taking a last dig or being like, you owe me.

Thank you. Say thank you to me. Making them give you an apology is. Yeah. That's some old Barstool shit. I didn't realize that they had also not even passed each other. All right, what'd I miss? Fill me in.

I thought she was going to hit him. Classic debate. Big guy. I thought you were going to hit him. I did too. Hit him in the face. Titus, why are you sweaty? Where have you been?

You know where I've been. What, you've been playing Purdue? Yeah, I've been trying to win a national championship. I think they'll probably have to do that again on the Unnamed Show. Oh, God. But it sounds like we got it all figured out. Good work, team. They're dating now.

Everyone sees eye to eye. You could have a special episode, really, of just them going at it. Just them of the Unnamed Show. Just them. You don't need all the other shit. Because they had so much to say. They weren't close to it. Should they be the unnamed show. Just them. You don't need all the other shit. Because they had so much to say. They weren't close to it. Should they be the next Mince Clemmer? Should we have them Bob Rapples or something?

Yeah, no, that could have gone, if we didn't stop it, that could have gone for five more hours. Like 15 minutes into it, Shay turns to me and he goes, is it ironic that Tate's wearing a Taylor Swift shirt today? Oh my god. He said an Alanis Morissette one. Oh, Shay. Oh, my God. He said an Alanis Morissette one. Oh, Jay.

He's our special boy. He is locked in for the dozen. Nothing else is getting in that brain right now. He's just dozened up. Are they still going? Are they? Wait. No way.

I hope not. I bet they are. Wait, are they going? Uh-oh going all the cameras are rushing if they're close oh no oh no they're both sitting away oh my god and they're talked surround yourself with loved ones that what that's what I would advise it life's too short yeah life's too short

you love mm-hmm there's also entertainment for other people. If it stops being entertaining for you, then it might be a bad sign. You should be able to enjoy it if you're having some beef like that. I don't remember a fight like that at Barstool in a long time. Who do you think was more morally, ethically in the right? I think it's about 50%. Kelly, you think?

Kate says Kelly. Did Kate admit that, 50%. Hey, Kelly, you think? Kate says Kelly. Did Kate admit that, like, hey, that was my shot getting a job at Barstool? I think Kate's playing a little obtuse on some of it, yeah. Is obtuse the right word? Were there any straw man theories or ad hominem fallacies? Yep, there sure were. Were there any sweeping generalizations?

Is it a fallacy? It was like an ad hominem attack. Oh. But is it a, I mean, that would imply it's like a true debate. They were just attacking each other. I think they both did things and they both just won't admit what they did. Are all the women about to kill Tate? Like, I think they both did things very intentionally.

I think Tate's probably right that Kelly intentionally tried to get him fired from his job. And Tate intentionally tried to basically, like, ruin Kelly. And they just both won't say, hey, yeah, I actually was doing that in a mean-spirited way. But they both genuinely didn't like each other. I have in-depth input, but I just put a lozenge in, so I don't want to be clicking around. And she should thank him.

I'll also say the most important thing. Kelly looks great, even when she's mad. It would make a hot couple. It really would. I thought there was like a 3% chance. Is that a kissing? I mean, that hateful. Dude, a kiss there would have been awesome.

What? Oh, yeah. Chat wanted to hug Will. I didn't have to. If she hit him, is she fired? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know.

I don't think so. You can't. You can't get fired. I feel like you could hold up Rico to any attempt at firing you. But he never landed a... That's true, but it could have been bad. I wanted a kiss. There's never been just a pure strike. You know, just there's been shoves and stuff like that.

A kiss. Just an open mouth. Just one little kiss. Tate feels way more comfortable. Yeah, Tate's fine. Yeah, because he's in home base. Yeah. What's going on here?

Yeah, it's almost uncomfortable how comfortable he is in the shit. Because that's what you guys do. No, it's not. You have men are the worst. Kelly's got me fired. Yeah, talk your shit, Kate. Talk your shit, Kate. Kate, pick that up.

I'm sorry. i'm sorry you gotta have an argument like that with someone he's like you know what he is he's you none of you had brother well i guess some of you he's a masterful trolls when your brother trolls you when you're a kid that was so fucking fun i don't i don't care who's in the right who's the wrong but tate like it's completely dying down and tastes like you're welcome for that. Yeah, no, Brandon said it right. It was just every single time we were about to get off, he was just like, vroom.

That was so funny. And you're going to have to split your winnings for survival of the monster with me. But if it were happening to you, you were like... Oh, yeah, I would want to punch him too. I knew exactly what he was doing, and I was like, I mean, you know. Yeah, that's very a little brother or brother move he was like i'm a troll i'm gonna troll that's what i do

yeah maybe he needs to lean into it and get into more more troll action because that was yeah i think he should pop out the popcorn that was even how confused are you i mean i followed a bunch of that from afar but that that was a lot of rage. A lot of rage. What did you think of it? Who do you think did better in that scenario, and who do you think is in the right? I mean, I think they're both in the wrong. I like them both.

I think that Tate should acknowledge that I think Kelly probably did try to go after his job, but by calling her lazy, that is going after her job. True. So I think they're both in the wrong. Very circumspect. Maybe, yeah, maybe the best take on the whole thing. Right, Judge Steven. I think he just said everything that happened.

Yeah, but the way he said it. Succinct. Sounded right. Yeah. He sounded right. Are you guys ready for the case race tomorrow? I'm nervous. We have not case raced in over a year.

How's it going to work? I'm still TBD. Almost a year. So it's going to work. It's going to be very exciting. So we have two wheels. How it's going to work is Connor Griffin. So when people watch the case race on Friday,

it's going to be us in the same clothes that we were in tomorrow. We're going to tape the first 10, 15 minutes, do the ads, and then the lights are going to go dark, and it's going to be Conor Griffin being the Michael Buffer role, and there will be a wheel of all eight of us, and we are going to wheel, and it's like first person's name who comes on comes and sits down right here. Second person's name comes and sits right there,

and then it's 1v1 for five minutes and then after five minutes we wheel again it's the you know name comes up sits right there name comes up sits right there then it's 2v2 until we get to 4v4 so the room will be full and we're case racing this whole time yeah and then we go to the secondary wheel the guest wheel and same exact thing until it's 8v8 oh my god and then we're going to go 20 minutes 8v8 and then we're going to reverse wheel to get back to 1v1 what yeah all that all wrestling entrances it's going to be incredible what and whichever team has the most at the end stays in here and yaks and the losing team has to get a member of their team into a balloon

what oh my god we're gonna it's wrestling theme so we'll be dressed up we'll have entrances i've been studying my wrestler and i have the outfit like to a t and i plan on getting like in character mode the drunker i get yes my hope That's my hope. I got quotes. Yeah, do we have those? And we're going to have, and it's also when the wrestlers get announced, they get announced, so it's like boom,

Roan comes down, he gets his entrance. Boom, Titus comes down, he gets the entrance. And then there'll be two glasses for every single wrestler that comes in that are full so they can start by cheering and chugging. Oh, my God.

What's the mic situation going to be? Chaos? I don't know. That's not our problem. EJ's problem. The audio is going to be great, though. But the end will be 1v1 with your entire team behind you, not on mic, cheering you on.

Oh, my God. Yeah. And how many beers is it? No, it's whoever wins. It's a limited. What a limited what do you mean whoever it's a time race whoever just has more time case oh it's time yeah dangerous so it's whatever team had drinks more beer and or but it comes down to whoever is at the end like do you get lucky and have a horse at the end correct do you get lucky and have a horse at the end. Correct. Do you get lucky and get a horse early? Yeah. It's going to be electric.

Yeah, it's a horse the last one in and then the first one out. Right. You lose a horse. Right. Or does your horse run? Right. Whoa. I'm excited to see the intro, too. What are we doing with costumes?

They're here. We got, okay. Face paint, costumes. It's going to be a mess. It's going to be a mess. It's going to be a mess. TJ, did my diva move? Am I going to be able to pull it off? What did you just say?

Do I have multiple costumes? Oh, yeah. Cool. Oh, I thought you were a diva. No, no, no, no. Nick is going to say Stratus is going to be awesome. Can't wait to see that. You're sick.

You're fucking sick. I'm going to black out i'm almost certain but i need something to like i've tried peds before i don't know what i'm going to do this time to i heard that acid is the true ped for drinking that's what you said last time that i've heard this like the one that you like you you will never, you can't get drunk on acid. I did an Adderall before the first one, and I was just peeling the fucking labels off my beers the entire time.

Two, the second one I did nutritional yeast. I don't know why. It was Billy Football that told me it stopped you from getting drunk. I've tried to cheat every single time about activated charcoal mouth might be a little black but i feel like yeah yeah black mouth black mouth starts talking real cool i i think um a little bit of liquor beforehand that might work there's no adage about liquor before beer and

you're in the clear yeah that's the adage there is there's there's a very there's no adage about liquor before beer and you're in the clear yeah that's the adage there is there's there's a very there's an adage yeah you're in the clear liquor before beer is you're in the clear yeah so you you beer before oh yeah there is a positive adage yeah you'll be in the clear and you'll be more you know loose and really like the biggest hurdle to get over when drinking is like to me i think tipsy to drunk. So if I start drunk, it's easier to drink when you're drunk. Yeah, exactly. Especially if you don't like the taste too much. I'm going to pregame it then.

Yeah. I think this office clicked up. Oh, no way. We are getting gradually clicked up. No, I'm saying the New York people are all over there. Oh, shit. Well, I think they're going to their corners. Let me see.

That's what I mean. I think they're clicking to their corners. Let me see. That's what I mean. I think they're clicking up. It's like a proxy war. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, no. Ostracized? We're having a proxy war

between Kelly and Tate. See, look, all the New York people. If they all start snapping their fingers and walking across the gym. Yeah. You're going to get

a basketball game and break out here in a second. All of them cheering for Glennie the ice cream yesterday was hilarious. Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah, they all went out to dinner, and every time Glennie took a bite of ice cream, they went nuts. Yeah. Oh, can I see that?

It was really fucking funny. Let that boy live. Let him have some peace. Oh, yeah. Feidelberg and Clemmer just joined up oh no he's so embarrassed i can't believe he ate it encore One more! One more! Do it again! Do it again! One more scoop!

One more scoop! One more scoop! He's a man of the people. Oh, that's great. Money's the best. Also, Compton just tweeted out a picture, or a video of Clemory eating a sandwich. Oh!

Which we were just talking about. Yeah, I need to see that. Oh, yeah. Here he goes. He opens it up. These two should never be hanging out. Oh, my God. He's ashamed of it.

He's trying to hide it. Oh, and now he's What the fuck Like a bird That's how he eats He makes a little sandwich In his mouth And this man thinks Piss smells worse than poop

His does Yeah his does All he drinks is Coca-Cola Cause he digests with his hands Yeah he's like a Venus flytrap He lets it He digests it in his hands. Yeah, he's like a Venus fly train. He digests it in his hands and puts it in his mouth. He's so crazy.

Oh, my God. Now Marty joined out. Ken Jack's over there. What's Spider doing with the New York people? Oh, no. Oh, we've lost him. All right, bring Bob Fox in And let's take his tickets back Oh my god

Yeah was something being plotted It looks like they're I hear Clemmer Oh I know I know it's crazy Oh wow The New York click Is getting even bigger

I know That's how I read them. Spider's just vibing. Yeah, we take clever. What are you yelling about? What are you yelling about? What are you hollering about? Mike, right there.

This office feels juiced up today. I fucking like it. I'm not yelling at all. I can't really defend my eating habits because they're weird and odd, but I'm not going to apologize to them. All right, so apologize for saying that piss smells worse than poop. No, no. Certain piss smells worse than poop.

Never. 15%. 15% of your pisses smell worse than shits? Or like 15% of a single piss? A piss. Other people's piss is so gross. Like the head of the piss. Other people's piss is so nasty. You know what of the piss. Other people's piss is so nasty.

You know what's grosser? Is shit. Yeah, shit is awful. No, but like the smell. Yeah, no, I know. Just the smell. The texture and the whole enchilada of shit is worse.

Yes, I'm talking just the hint of smell. Yeah, no, yeah, shit. Shit is way worse. Shit a hundred times that's why when things smell bad they say it smells like shit. Things can smell like piss.

No, that's not true. Yeah, piss. If they're not as stinky as shit. No, you things smell bad they say it smells like shit. Things can smell like piss. No. That's not true. Yeah, piss. If they're not as stinky as shit. You've heard that expression. It smells like piss. Yeah, if it smells like piss. It tastes like piss.

But that's only if it smells like piss. Yeah, right. It's like, oh, it smells like piss. Who pissed on the rug? Yeah. If somebody rips a fart and is like, oh, it smells like piss in here.

That's never been said. That's not fair. That's the two different things. The fart's obviously going to smell like piss. No, but if you say something smells bad fair. That's two different things. The fart's obviously going to smell like shit. No, but if you say something smells bad, you say it smells like shit.

If it's a bad cologne, oh, that smells like shit. Yeah, that's fair. Piss is only describing piss. I'm saying 15%, so 85% of the time you're right. I'm saying 15% of the time.

15 is high. Piss is always better smelling. At most it's 1.5%. I think you do like a March Madness bracket and just give me the worst shit

and the worst piss and it will just be a Final Four of shit. I think that's fair. I agree with that. I'm just talking from a general perspective. I just think piss is really gross. I really, really want to piss. In ten matchups, how many times has piss beaten shit in a stink off?

One. Never. Never. Not one. One to two, you're saying? One. Yeah, one to two. Can you do like the Miracle on Ice final call for piss-beating shit?

Walk in the urinal. Oh, my God, is that? I was doing it. It is. It's piss. Do you believe in miracles? Thank you, Clemmer. I thought you were at first saying that your piss smells worse than your shit.

Yeah, but that's not what you're saying? I'd be interested in you squatting on that tape. I think my piss generally... I don't mind the smell of my own farts. I don't know why that is, but when it's your own, you have a different... Yeah, but that's everybody.

I never said it wasn't. Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Oh, by the way, I may have a purple hat in my possession. Oh! Should I send the video over to TJ?

Yes. I saw you attempt and fail. That did happen, and I started to get very nervous. And I told my wife, I said, we might have to go to... Every state? That too. I said, we might have to go to Times Square.

And she was not very happy about that possibility. Wait, so she hears about every state? Yeah. I have to do this 49 more times. Times Square is like five minutes away. Is this a New York purple hat or an Illinois purple hat? This is New York. This is New York, yeah.

Wait, Clem, are you been searching in New York City and haven't found one? It's been hard because people won't, people are very protective of their hats in New York City,

I feel like. It's a New Yorker trip. Yeah, I was over a couple. Actually, there's another one too that I didn't have a camera for, but also rejected me. I gave him $40, I offered him $40.

His hat was all beat to shit. I thought he said, find the hat. You should have a camera for, but also rejected me. I gave him $40. I offered him $40. His hat was all beat to shit. I thought he said, find the hat. You should have a backup of the hat. Yeah, so we're going to do a U.S. map. Lawrence said the same thing, but I don't want to walk around with a hat all the time. So I'm like, I don't know if I, you know. But this. If only there was somewhere you could put it.

So, Clemmer, I actually. Oh, yeah, walk around with a hat. Oh, I don't like to wear hats. Yeah, I don't like to wear hats. I feel like my vision gets kind of cut off. I don't like it wear hats yeah i don't like to wear hats i don't i feel like my vision gets kind of cut off i don't like it it kind of gives me a headache so clemmer i think the way we should do this yeah i think you should get i think we should the the the 50 purple hat challenge should start as a passive challenge and then when we get down the road so you're doing the

right thing anytime you're in a different, you should try to procure a hat. Yeah. I can give you a budget. Okay. And then once you get to 20 hats, then we'll be like, all right, now let's go. All right.

It also has to be on video proof. I agree with that. I'm in Denver in two weeks. Oh, that should be easy. I was definitely going to try to get one in Colorado. That should be easy. I also abide by the only one brand. So if I get a Rockies hat, I cannot get another Rockies hat. That's that should be easy. I was definitely going to try to get one in Colorado, right? That should be easy. I also abide by the only one brand. So if I get a Rockies hat, I cannot get another

Rockies hat. That's right. Of course. I was excited about the video I just sent TJ about this one here. I'm looking for a purple hat for a scavenger hunt. I'll give you $50 for it. $50 cash right now for your purple hat. We're doing a scavenger hunt with my friends. Oh my god.

So I'll give you for your hat $50. For real? For real. I need're doing a scavenger hunt my friend. Oh, so I'll give you for your hat $50 for real I Needed for a scavenger hunt, so I'll give you $50 right now for your hat. I Swear to God I get to have your hat. That's the only thing This is the best content. Clever. Good work. Yes. So you have that?

You want me to get it? Yes. We're going to put it up on the wall. New York. New York is done. Yeah, I want more. What other states would be easy? I think Texas, you go to TCU, you get one like that.

Colorado, you should get one like that. Rockies, easy. Baltimore. Go to Evanston. Minnesota. Oh, yeah, Northwestern one like that. Colorado, you should get one like that. Rockies, easy. Kansas State. You're saying it. You go up to Evanston. Minnesota. Oh, yeah, Northwestern one. Louisiana. LSU. LSU, easy.

Go to some high schools, maybe. I think there's Vikings. Vikings. This would be a good YouTube video, though. Just describing the thought process behind it all. Yeah. So, yeah, I think passive challenge. Then once he gets to, like, 20 hats.

He's all out. We gotta go, he's just gotta go on the road. Put him on the road. And find it. Can we get him like a van that's custom wrapped? Yeah.

I want this. Just a purple hat van. I wish we had a pole from the second floor to the Jack studio. A slide over there? It's kind of in the works. Okay, all right.

A slide over there is definitely in the works. There was a big zip line for surviving Barstow, I think. Yeah, a slide over by the golf simulator is going to probably... I want him to come right into the Yak studio when we're doing the Yak. Yeah, I would like it right through. Right into the middle. All right, so New York is on the board. And then I think we need like a stamp too

on the video. New York purple hat. But the stamp is a purple hat. Yeah. There he is. Do we have any more thumbtacks Steven? There it is. Oh, it's purple. It's purple as the day is long. That's as purple as it gets.

Do we have thumbtacks, Steven? I'll get some for the controller. And Clemmer, the rush. Was there an excitement? Did this feel good? Thrilling. Is this something you want to keep doing? Yes.

It seems like you had a team of support. Who was behind the camera? That was my wife, who was thrilled she got to go to Times Square. You can hear the excitement in her voice that we got to go home. Wait till she hears about Juno, Alaska. So you got to try to get one this week. Yes. I'm here actually until Tuesday of next week.

So I have some time. Maybe drive up to Wisconsin, go down to Indiana. We don't really want to see Chicago, but we're definitely going to try to get one. But it's a quick drive. Go to Northwestern. My wife's excited to see Chicago. I don't want to doern. Knock out two. My wife's excited to see Chicago. Come by the house and we can chill out.

I don't want to do that. Okay. Knock out two states. Indiana's 25 minutes away. Yeah, we don't have a car. The final 20 will be. I will say, we really want to see Chicago. We want to enjoy this. So we're definitely going to get a hat here in Illinois.

But I'm sure I'll be back here again. Okay. I'll rent a car and do it. I just want another state so bad. Here's what I'll say. I intend to come back here on Monday if you'll have me and I'll have another purple hat. Yes, we'll have you.

You better have a purple hat. If you're empty handed. I think you should have two. I think you should have two. I think you should have two states. A bunch of guys have cars here. Just take a quick trip. When's your wife get here?

She's coming for Thursday for the dozen. Wait, why don't you go to Milwaukee right now? You guys have cars here? Just take a quick trip. When's your wife get here? Come by the house. She's coming for Thursday for the dozen. Milwaukee's beautiful. Wait, why don't you go to Milwaukee right now? Yeah. Stevens Point. Well, you got to put it up where New York is. I have to be back for the dozen. I can go to Wisconsin right now.

How far away is Wisconsin? Oh, we're doing a nap style? Yeah, let's get a nap style. Put it up where New York is. Oh, that's all. I love that. Put it up where New York is. Put it up in New York.

That's New York. Yeah, put it in New York. New York. Let's put it up in New York. Yeah, New York, dude. put it in New York. On New York. Let's put it up in New York. Yeah, New York, dude. Yeah. Oh, pretty good. That is pretty good.

Pennsylvania. That's great. I think that's Pennsylvania. I think that's New York. I think that's New York. I think that's Western New York. New York State or New York City? A little to the right.

Yeah, right there. Maybe a hair down? A hair down. I'll have, you know what? Jacob, the intern, asked me if there's anything he can do today. I'm going to have him tape the map. Perfect. Whoa!

Amazing! Oh, gosh. It's too big, though. Make it smaller, TJ. Hold on. TJ's going to make it smaller, TJ. And the angle. And move California over.

All the way to the high noon. All the way to the high noon. Pretty good, Steve. That could be bigger now. Okay. No. I still don't know. I don't think this image is accurate.

Oh. Clemmer, what made you think to offer $50 off the rip? I tried negotiating people early on. I said $20 and $40. And I saw there was a bit of speculation in people's eyes when I did that. So, I tried to, like, wow them with just a $50. Like, boom, here you go.

And that worked with that lady. I probably could have gotten it from her for $40. But if I started at $20, I don't know. Yeah. That was the thought process anyway. Che, you put it in Maine. So, I'm just curious. Like, as you move forward, do you think you're going to start at $50,000 every time?

Put it in Maine. That's not Maine, guys. That's not Maine. You've got to have room up at the top for Maine. Look at the screen. This says Maine right there. We're not going to use the Canada part. So what's the budget? Okay, it's Texas.

I think New York's got a higher cost of living, right? So $50 in New York is like $35 somewhere else, right? So you think $2,000? I would think so, right? There you go. What do you think? $2,000? What would that equal out to per state?

$2,000 is like $40 a state? Yeah, $2,000. How about $3,000? $2,000? $3,000? $2,500? $2,500 is $2,500 is 50 estate. I don't mind that challenge.

Because then if you can figure out a way to get like a $10 hat. We just saw him. It's not easy. It took me a couple days to get that. But the negotiation was easy. Well, it wasn't at first. There were some people who said no. Did you see the one that said no earlier?

Yeah, he offered $60 to someone that said no. You offered $60 and they said no? Yeah, I offered $60 to somebody. And another person I offered $52 to somebody. And another person I offered $52. I guess that hat that I offered, the guy too, actually the hat's very expensive. I didn't know that. I don't know much about hats. This guy. This is a $60.

This guy said no before you started talking. Yeah. Is he smoking a clove? Probably. I don't, I think it was $40? $40? But he's got, we gotta make it a number that like, because there's gonna be a state where he's gonna have to got to make it a number that like, the butt, like, because there's going to be a state where he's going to have to spend a hundred bucks.

Yeah. It's a good offer. I mean, if you're listening and you want to wear a purple hat around it, hopes that you bump into Clemmer, get a grand out of him. Clemming. Hello. You feeling sharp? Hello.

I'm nervous too. We're all nervous. We're all nervous. Everyone's nervous. Everyone's nervous. Yep, they give us fits. Yeah We're all nervous. We're all nervous. Everyone's nervous. Everyone's nervous. Yep, they give us fits. Yeah, everyone's nervous. All right.

All right. Give it a shot. Where's he going? Oh, you see him? Yeah, Mook just... Yep, Mook got out of the way. I don't think he saw. He didn't see him.

Mook offered it. Mook offered it. Oh, my word. All right. All right. All right. He's wearing a Georgia jersey. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my word. All right. All right. All right. He's wearing a Georgia jersey. Dogs.

Yep. It's not actually a Georgia jersey. What color is that hat? The logo. It's got a little purple-y. Oh. We're in Illinois. Would that be enough to qualify?

Hell no. I would think no. Oh, no. Wasn't the're in Illinois. Would that be enough to qualify? Hell no. I would think no. Oh, no. Wasn't the ruling 50%? 51. Which is about purple? He's got to find a purple hat in each state, and he has to obtain it. So he has to negotiate for it.

You knowing logos, what would be your strategy, say, for Pennsylvania? A purple. It has to be a team from Pennsylvania that wears purple? It doesn't have to be a sports hat, but it can be any hat. I don't know. I don't know anything about purple in Pennsylvania. Any colleges? I feel like every Division III has.

There's high schools, too. Roman Catholic in Philadelphia? A small town? Yeah, there's got to be. There's a school called Sacred Heart. Plum High School. Plum High School. Plum High School. Plum High.

This is actually a New Jersey Generals jersey. Oh. So is that still a Herschel Walker? Yes, it is. Oh. So it looks like a Herschel Walker Georgia jersey. But it's actually a Jersey Generals. Uh-huh.

Okay, so 2,500? I'll take that. Clemmer, what if you have to travel around to different states by train? Oh, that was just for the hat budget, I assume. That's just hat budget. That's just hat. Yeah, that's just hat budget. Because he needs a number.

We need a counter where it's like... I agree. Now he's at $24. And those last videos are going to be incredible if he has like $10. Right. Because I think there's going to be a couple of very very expensive hats but there could also be a 10 hat out there and how great would it feel to get a 10 like a five dollar hat i'd be incredible is that too much though i can't even imagine i don't think i think it is 50 is like that's new york price

yeah true he's right but also there's more people in new york and i was able to 2500 that seems really high. It's a lot of hats. It's a lot of hats. Somebody told me it was their favorite hat and it had a lot of emotion to them. Yeah, 50 bucks per hat. What do you think is the most you'll spend

on a hat? If I have a budget, I'm not going to want to exceed $100. Ever. Because then I could potentially screw my budget. But what if you're like last second in this state and you're about to leave? Like that's the thing. I know. You're never coming back to Arkansas.

Right. What airline has purple – like a Southwest employee with a purple hat? Oh, you know what I saw? FedEx has like some purple in their logo. No uniforms. No people in uniform. Yeah, he did say no people in uniform. Oh, is that a rule?

Yeah. Okay. I didn't hear that rule um i'm glad i you know that now what maybe on thursday during the day we could have an intern or someone bring me to uh someone has a car we can go to uh wisconsin or indiana yeah yeah we try to do that on thursday all right yeah all right we set that up i don't probably a lot of purple hats around gary just run around there. It's like right over the border. Yeah. Beautiful. I'm not a moron. Sometimes. Gary's the closest to Chicago. I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to get me hurt. No.

Isn't Gary a dangerous place? Not if you're a vice lord. Jackson 5. Michael Jackson. Yeah, I know. Titus wants me to get injured. I just don't want you to drive further than you have to go. No, you'd be an asshole.

Well, you know, the Mascot Hall of Fame is located nearby. It's just outside Chicago. It's in Indiana. So maybe you could stop by the Mascot Hall of Fame. I think they have purple hats there. Well, I have to get off somebody. I can't buy it. It has to be off someone's head.

Yes, I will arrange for an intern to take you. Maybe even you go Indiana. You can sneak into Michigan. That's an hour. Okay. In all seriousness, go to Maryville, Indiana. Maryville High School, the Pirates. They are purple, and it's in northwest Indiana.

Yeah, we'll try to. It's a big town. And then, yeah, this weekend I'll get one in Illinois. This could be a very successful weekend. It could very well be. I think your last 10 should be full-length videos, 30-minute videos. Yes. So, I mean, if there's sponsors behind it, you should

be strategic of you choose the states you really want to go to at the final 10 so it can pay it for. Yes. Well, you're going to have to go to the states no matter what, though. Right. But getting to Hawaii? Oh, yeah. Hawaii. Well, actually, I'm going to Hawaii for Christmas break. Oh. Perfect. I would Well, actually, I'm going to Hawaii for Christmas break.

Oh. So there you go. Perfect. I would hope that you were done with this challenge before that. No chance. No way. I mean, all 50 states

before the end of the year? Well, then it's really not a challenge. Oh, that's not realistic. Or if you end it there, though, that would be awesome. Okay. Yeah.

That's true. I don't see myself in alaska before the end of the year but we'll see well you might have to if you get an intern to drive you're two away yeah i mean uh there's no no place better than alaska in uh february that's what they say yeah yeah fleming you're sharp today i feel good now yeah you know what they say about alaska in febru? If you don't like the weather, just wait five months. Yep. So true.

Yeah. They say that, right? I do. You know what? Brandon's running out of energy. You know what? Brandon's on E right now. We've gone past two hours.

Brandon's on E. The nightlife in Alaska, it lasts all day. Oh. Come on. Give him his props. Come on, Brando. Let's finish with a Sporkle again. Yeah. With everyone here.

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Let me see that. That was tough. Oh, man. You got him. You're a red fish. He did milk it a little bit with that little tiny speck. Yes. I thought he was turd.

All right. Spin the wheel real quick, TJ, and then we'll finish with a sparkle. This is a great yak. Holy shit. Yep. A lot. Feels like there's been like three different yaks. Yeah.

Seriously. Oh, give it to us. That's fine. Yeah. It's a little dry. All right. All right. That's fine. It's a little dry. All right. Sporkle time. Frank and Clemmer, the way it works is we go around the room.

So we go in order, and if you can't get something right, you're out. Yep. Yep. With whom does it begin? Kate. Yeah. Farthest I ever went was yesterday. How are we handling this?

And Kate, just so everyone knows, Kate at least four times will say, oh, it's my turn? Yeah, more than that. Yeah. Absolutely. You go after Roan. So if you hear Roan's voice, then you're up. No, no, no. Not Brands.

Not Brands. Not Moe. No, no. Go Nick, Mook, Clemmer, Roan. Okay, cool, cool. Perfect. So you go after Roan. Okay.

Me? And you go first road okay me and you go first okay here we go let's i'm gonna read out all the categories just for uh anyone who's listening it's one name for the group of girls in the movie greece two u.s states that allow mutual combat three most popular laptop brands in 2024 five tv shows shows written, created by Seth MacFarlane with more than 30 episodes, five two-letter Scrabble words without A-E-I-O-U or Y, five Olympic sports slash events starting with the letter T, seven women to score eight or more goals for Team USA in FIFA World Cup tournaments,

eight Alex Garland movies from 2000 to 2020. This is impossible. Alex Garland. Nine countries where the following athletes were born. 11 Japanese car brands currently sold in the U.S. All right. Eight, you're up. This one is hard.

If you say an answer out of turn, you're out. Who's Alex Garland? I have no idea. Okay. The Pink Ladies. Okay. Please. The Pink Ladies.

All right. Japan. What was that for? Japanese car brands. I drive the Japan. Car named Japan. Okay. You're up, Frank.

Table tennis. Nice. You should get two points for that. Mm-hmm. Good answer. Scattergories. Family guy. Mm-hmm.

He's right. Oh, I'm up. Canada. Canada. The Cleveland Show. Brandon. You're bad. Cheers.

Cheers. American Dad. Oh my god. Alright, Mook. Hyundai. Oh boy. Bye. All right. Mook. Hyundai. Oh, boy. Bye. Oh, boy.

Bye-bye. Korean. See ya. All right, Clemmer. Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Apple. Track and field.

Wait, but does that not count as a... No. Oh, see ya. Wait, why doesn't that count? Because that's like the whole... It's not an event. Oh, it's athletics. That's a sport.

Olympic sports. No, no, no, no. Okay, well. Okay, Titus. Latvia. Taekwondo. Wow. Wow.

He's getting really fucking hot. Who's spelling today? Ain't no way Hitching's got Taekwondo. Cameroon. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Slovenia. Mm-hmm.

Toyota. Kia. No! Who makes Kia? Honda. Shit. Shit. Nicky Smokes is calling me?

Tennis. Tennis. He's asking too many questions. All right. Titus. Mia Hamm. Yes. Panama.

Serbia. Serbia. Ooh. Let's finish it. Dominican Republic. Alex Morgan? With a question mark? Yes. Pine Boat. Who?

Alex? All right Pine Boat. Who? Alex? Dominican Republic. Oh, wow. No. Night-night. Sorry, he's sad. Unless it's a Japanese car. No.

Damn. Megan Rapinoe. Nice. Or Rapinoe. Abby Wambach. Nice. Or Rapino. Abby Wambach. It's a deep cut. It's a deep cut. Mazda.

Hope Mitsubishi. Mitsubishi. The two-letter Scrabble words without a vowel? Yeah. Lexus? Why can't I even? Really? Yeah, it's Toyota.

Wow. Lexus was right. I don't know if this is triathlon. Oh, I like that. I like that. If this is right, that's good answer. Good answer. No, there's no A. There's no A that. I like that. Good answer. If this is right, that's good answer. Good answer. Good answer. No, there's no A.

There's no A there. There's no A. L-O-N. Nice. All right, Shane. Who's left? It's Brandon, Roan, Titus, Frank, KB, and me. All right. So, Roan, you're up.

H-P, Hewlett-Packard. Oh, shit. What a fucking pull. I haven't seen an HP in a long ass time. What a pull. All right, new round. New round. Here we go.

I wish I knew who Alex Garland was. That's a big ass. No, I knew who that is, too. That's a big... No, I do. That is true. Texas. That's why I was thinking that. Oh, nice. Okay.

Frank? Two states that allow mutual combat. Texas. Let's see. Randy Chastain. Yes. Ooh. Ooh. Yes. I think she's with I.

I. Let's hope. Ranks out. Who's up? All right. KB. Isuzu. Nice.

All right. I'm going to take a shot here. Washington. I like that. Yes! What? What a pull. Oh, you knew that. I just remember homeless people in Seattle fighting each other.

Did we do that on this show? I'm going to go with the Orville. Nice. The Orville. It's the live action one. Great pool, brother. I'm in trouble. These Scrabble words are wracking me.

Who's up? Roan. Trampoline. Oh. As we just spoke about. Oh, my God. What a pool. That's a clear the board.

All right. It's a new round Yeah New round I'm uh We have four left Done Four left No five

Is KB out KB's in I'm in Yeah so Titus, KB, me Brandon I think everybody gets out here Holy fucking shit

Uh Ah Do they make it Fucking left Everybody gets out here. Holy fucking shit. Do they make it? Fucking laptop brands. Fuck it. Fucking laptop brands. Fuck it. Just go with it. Microsoft makes laptop brands.

Or makes laptops. So I'm going to go Microsoft. I don't like it. Okay, KB. I'm going to go the onomatopoeia for the shiver. B-R. No! Had to, had to.

It was fun. Hands were tied. I don't know if this was said, and I think it's probably wrong. Del. said, and I think it's probably wrong. Dell. Oh! Dell! I thought those were done. I did too. Oh.

I don't know why I think this. Is just NG a word? How's it pronounced? You had to try. You had to try. You get the win if you're wrong, you're wrong. I have to try.

You get the win. I would be remiss if I didn't try. My family told me. I would be remissed if I didn't try How about My family told me Suzuki Oh my god Suzuki Roan wins these every single time

Oh fuck So it's just me and Roan Oh boy Oh boy oh boy Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. La La Land. No way. It's not an Alex Garland. I don't know who that is. Nobody does. Can we try for... Come on, Roan.

I'm fucked too, though. Yeah. I don't have one either, so it's going to go back to you. Yeah. Yamaha? Oh. Oh. They make more in Yamaha. They have to do something. They do drums? Oh. Oh.

They have to do something. They do drums? No. Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, they only do specialized things. Okay, okay. It's a weird company, yeah. Oh, I'm thinking of one. Okay, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Fucking A. Think Alex Garland, Big Cat. Alex Garland. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't want to know who he is. We don't want to know who he is. Chocolat

What are we talking about here? For which? There's no E on chocolate on that Chocolat Oh! C-H Oh my god It doesn't count! Doesn't count.

Doesn't count. Doesn't count. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. I will not. That's a word. Counts in gauntlets, Oracle.

It does not count. It does not count. And bird does. Show me Chocolat. Ah! No. All right. Rowan for the win.

Take a shot at an Alex Garland movie movie come on for fun yeah um let's just go until we get an alex garland i like this i love this can we all play yeah go around is acura a car oh shit oh you got it Oh you fucked Wait wait don't put Give us a Can you try Let's just match for Garland's though Try MM Oh SHH

I'm gonna look up her Can I tell you an Alex Garland movie That came out this year That wouldn't be eligible for this Civil War I didn't know that was a movie He directed that But I couldn't tell you

Anything else he's done before that Which didn't help Alex Garland Walking here Say he's done before that, which didn't help. Alex Garland walking here. Say he's Alex Garland. Ex-Machina, 28 years later. If Alex Garland wanted to do a Frank Walks, would you pass? I don't know.

I don't even know who the fuck he is. I wouldn't tell you. Oh, Dredd was awesome. I'm surprised. Oh, he's on? I should have gotten Garland. I'm surprised. Oh, he's on? I should have gotten Carly. I'm surprised Brandi Chastain wasn't on there. She had that big pounding shot. Carly Lloyd.

Oh, Nissan, of course. Subaru Infinity. Subaru? Come on. Come on. I thought that was Australian. I always thought Acura was like German. Yeah, I didn't think Japanese.

TJ, you want to finish real quick? I have a shirt that I mocked up that we're going to put in the store real quick. Thanks to Quigs for putting it on. This one's going to be good. I think this one's going to be a seller. Trust the data. There's a bullet going through the brain. It's being shot in the back of the head.

That's a really cool shirt. Very mean. Undeniably mean. All right. Funny. Okay. We will see everyone tomorrow. Thanks for listening.

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