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Episode Date: October 21, 2024

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Promo code. Yeah. Yeah. Nick and KB are out there. They're out of order show. That's bullshit. Danny's here. Brandon's here. Ties here here Kate is here Titus yep, you spent some of the weekend with Che. Yeah, how was it uh? We didn't spend a ton of time together My in-laws live in Boulder, so I was with the family for most of the time, but I did see Che in the hotel lobby Literally the very first thing he says so we we went out to dinner early

He actually went to the same restaurant for dinner later, but in between the two dinners We had we met in the hotel lobby for drink he comes down The very first thing he says is oh, thank God. They have the WNBA game on I I have bets on this game, and I need to make sure I watch it. Yes. Yeah. That was the very first thing he said. Last night we had the WNBA on sound for the last quarter while the NLCS was going on

and Sunday Night Football because of Che's bets. And Che also, he made a mess of the thing. So he had the links to win, and then he hedged by taking MVP for the two best Liberty players and the third best Liberty player. Oh, no. Lost it all. The WNBA ruined Chase. Yeah.

Brutal. Just brutal. But you, but you, you did a bar event with him? Yeah, we went to the bar. He tweeted that he had jerked off. He did the jerk off number thing. That was going to be my question. That was really weird.

I knew he was doing it. I don't know. Where did that fall in relation to seeing you? At the hotel or college bar. It just hit different. It hit different meeting up with him, knowing that he was. What time? Yeah.

What time is this? Oh, that's at 9.42 AM. So yeah, he's done this 38 times. But the 39th, knowing that he was two rooms down. Yeah. You know, like it's just kind of, you know, and then I saw him like 20 minutes after. So that kind of like.

Wouldn't you prefer to see it then before you've met him for the day rather than like five minutes after you saw each other that's true I prefer to not see it operated okay I would prefer to just you guys asked me to do this in fairness well nobody you're absolutely right I he's just saying that it's weird like if you if you did it at the office, and we saw a tweet, then you walked out of the bathroom, that would be weird. Yeah. Fair, fair.

Yeah, it's one thing to be like, Shay jerked off last night, and then you're like, ha ha ha. But to know it was right. Shay jerked off 20 feet from me. Yeah, 20 feet from me. It was like four hours before he hung up. That was weird. And then I'm trying to think of,

I was trying to write down some of your quotes. One I said, I pointed out that campus was right over, like we're at the bar, like slightly off campus in Boulder and I pointed out that campus was over there. He thought I said Kansas and he's like, oh my God, you can see Kansas from here. So that was a misunderstanding. What was the thing, I can't tell if, I I mean this is the most che moment was like

When you were explaining what the guy should do to take his t-shirt Do you know what I'm talking about you said like stuff it in your pants And I was like this this is insane But he also probably is gonna find a way to make this a win for him And it's probably gonna make sense. I was just razzin a couple people taking shirts, but uh The uh the guy was like I want a shirt, but I don't want to carry it around all day So I was like here's what you do take a shirt go to the bathroom put in your pants sit on it still got it Wait what?

Like a plastic little little folded plastic bag. Kind of how we get them. But he was like, I don't want to carry this around all day. I was like, all right, just go put it in your pants. So a guy put a shirt in his pants? He didn't take me up on my recommendation. He said pro tip. You would have put the shirt in your pants for the...

Like stuff it in the back of your underwear? Have you stuffed shirts in your pants before? You've walked around with shirt in your pants for the like stuff it in the back of your underwear I like stuff shirts in your pants before you've walked around with shirts in your pants. I Haven't but I said I was just I was just kind of razz and people I give some Vacation with chaise almost an oxymoron. It's like a vacation with your in-laws. Yeah, really really good. That's a really good razz I didn't think about that. It's good a vacation with your in-laws. Yeah. That's a really good, that's a really good Raz. I didn't think about that. It's a good ass Raz. Yeah. Che also had his first first classic.

The Razzler. Oh that's right, I saw that Che. Which um, how, look at that. I was excited. I've never even, I've never been in like the first 15 rows. That kind of shocks me. I would have thought you would have done that for yourself already. Well you also, it shocks me because it feels like you're

one of those guys that keeps up with their medallion points. Yeah, I don't. I'm very bad at it. How did you get upgraded then, if you're not like a status? I have a, um. Does it make a wish? And you're just like, oh, this guy has never done this. I do have a United credit card, so I get boarding group two.

So I guess some type of priority, but uh yeah I got the text like five minutes before boardings like he's been upgraded and the flight was pretty empty the pilot comes out with a toy plane and Big guy The cockpit I would have liked to I told the attendance that it was my first time first class What is what is like not that special like I got a drink what did they do when he told us that today? I mean there were probably 20 people on the plane, and it was like a sizable good-sized aircraft I Think I put a pep in the guy's step a bit

because he was like, oh, do you want a drink? I was like, I've never done this before, so like, what's included in that? You certainly didn't put a pep in the guy's step by asking that. Ah, noticeable change. I would think it's the opposite. Noticable change?

Yeah, it was like a, I don't know, like an eight o'clock flight. We got delayed, it was an eight o'clock flight. And yeah, it was just, he seemed like kind of beaten down all right I'm the flight attendant I'm flight attendants I'm flight attendant welcome sir can I get you a drink a water maybe champagne no he just said like oh can I get you a drink I'm the flight attendant that's what did you say he said he said hey, can I get you a drink? Well, what did I say you said? Way too specific okay, all right. Mm-hmm. Welcome sir can I get you a drink?

So so I lean in You don't need a narration. I've never done this before never flown first class. What's what included in that? Wait, wait a second sir. Are you telling me that this is your first time in first class on a plane? Yes Hell yes, do you guys fly first class I was going to put a gun in my mouth Knowing that Stephen Che I've got a pep in my step It's a noticeable pep

It's a noticeable pep. It's a noticeable pep. What was his reaction when you told him you were part of the quote unquote Mile High Club? We didn't get too deep into conversation. He came back and offered some snacks. And I mean, there were snacks like we have here. Well, you got to. I would not pay for first class.

Oh, like chips? You got to do one on a flight that's longer than two hours. Yeah, they give you a meal and everything yeah Yeah, I was expecting like a meal or like a hot towel or like a warm cookie or some type of thing I feel like I've heard of those things like that's not crazy. They can happen, but they don't happen like free booze and some pretzels It's kind of nice. I take the champagne every time you do yeah, even at like 6 a.m. I don't like champagne I do too but I take I take whatever is offered I only like it in that moment yeah yeah all right free champagne yeah I'm good you know what I

do want free sure do yeah that would be nice don't be real nice it just I don't know it puts it whenever I take champagne I notice it puts a pep in the step of all the past. Yeah, everybody else. Yeah, that's true. They're like, that guy right there, blast. I do agree with you, Dan, though. I don't, I don't even think I like champagne. I don't.

I just like being elite. I just like. Champagne's one of those things that everyone's like, you gotta, you gotta like it. It's like, it's not for me. Yeah. I just, I've never liked it. I don't know. I like mimosas, but the champagne, it's like, I'm never drinking champagne in my house.

I'm a screwdriver, man. I think screwdriver'svers a perfect drink orange juice and vodka. Yeah, that's what I always go with I don't like Bloody Marys. I don't like champagne. I Guess I'm I don't know if that's weird or not champagne problems. So if you guys are big jet setters and fly first-class Well, let's see it. What's your favorite thing to do? Like why do you you pay extra to do it? Seats are bigger. I don't want to be the one to say it, but you did ask. It's not really about the amenities. It's about not rubbing elbows with people like you. It's about the walk, when people have to walk by your seat

to get to their seat. More just the separation between the people who are less than. Haves and halves. Yeah. Yeah if there are Four seats across a row as opposed to six seats like back there. That's the biggest difference in the world to me Yeah, no, I do it because bigger seats bigger seats and also you always know that you're not gonna fight for like overhead shit Yeah You board first you put your bag up. You sit in your

bigger seat and you chill out and let everybody get on a plane. And very rarely are the stories of crazy shit happening on planes happening in first class. Although the one guy when he pulled his pants down, the guy who pissed, that was for awesome. Yeah. Yeah. So you don't think you'll do it again, Jay? I wouldn't. Yeah, no. If it was the price difference, that'd be so nominal. I have to be a very long flight. I don't think know if it was The price difference that would be so nominal have to be a very long flight I don't think I would I flew southwest last week where it's every man for themselves They don't do a sign seating and I got to get on first because I had my baby with me and I like Instinctively knew to just go to the back where I belong

I was like, nope. I went way past the wing. I was like, this is where I'm comfortable back here with my people. See, Chay, it's about keeping the Kates of the world separate. I know where I belong. We can't be sitting with her. No, it is first class is a waste of money, but I do do it. Just because I like the bigger seat.

If I wasn't such a huge man, I probably wouldn't feel that way. Yeah, it's just so much... The international or, like, the long flights. Oh, that? Well, that's different. If you're going overseas, first class is just, like, a laydown. Laydown on the plane and all that shit. Or if you're going red-eye...

First class in an apartment. Yeah. On Emirates. The red-eye from L in apartment. Yeah. Yeah. On Emirates. The red eye from LA to New York, the JetBlue has the full lay down and that's incredible. Because you can actually get like four hours of sleep. That's sweet. Yeah.

But yeah, going two hours. Yeah, it doesn't do anything. So you basically, actually, Chay, now that I'm talking about it, you didn't really do first class I Won't even argue that because it was Did it for the flight attendant yeah So beautiful I did say when he asked me a drink I was like, you know I can get booze or whatever and I didn't even want to drink but I was just like I'm here. Why not? I Was like ginger ale whiskey and he was like double right? Oh, I didn't want to do

It tastes bad, but I drank You're flirting. I was happy. I was excited First class they hold your penis for you when you came in there with me? Oh, also that is, too, the bathroom. You get a bathroom that isn't a... Oh, no. I didn't go. Oh, fuck.

God damn it. Damn it. Why'd you even sit up there? Well, you didn't even really do first class then. It is the same. It's the same size bathroom. It's just that it's only 10 people that use it. There's not a bidet in it.

Oh, that sucks. Yeah, I mean, there were like two people in the first class. Oh, fuck! How'd you not use the bathroom? You could have gone to my high club. I thought you were gonna say, you would have had me if you said it was like a nice bathroom. No, it's the same exact bathroom.

Jay just pissed in a bottle. There's a bathroom attendant. Yeah. Handing out meds and balloons. Spray. Imagine how you could have made his day. Yeah, wedged in there. All right. Well, how is everyone else's weekend?

Good weekends. Probably. Yeah, there's kind of a blur. I kind of run together. Yeah. Going to. Yeah, I was. I was bored. It was great. People are are coming around on the football. Crowd was electric. It was one of the better crowds.

I warmed my heart. It was so fucking awesome. And yeah, it was like a perfect day. Perfect fall day. I didn't know Indiana did tailgating like that. Oh yeah. They had a good scene. Yeah, the tailgating scene's never been that bad. It's just they don't go into the stadium. Yeah, that's always been the problem. Right. But yeah, it was a lot of fun. They're rolling. Yeah, I never thought I'd see the day. I mean, the COVID year there were good, but that doesn't count. No, it doesn't count at all.

And the weather was perfect. It was like just a perfect, perfect day of really just football and fellowship with the boys. I remember going to those games. They'd let you in for free without even a ticket. I would just show up with my brother and it would just be like, that's pretty badass.

We're just trying to get people in. Just come on. Come on in. Come on, come on. That's's what we're just trying to get we're just trying to get people on come on come on come on pretty awesome I'm trying to think what else oh we didn't get a hand job although Malasek was trying his hardest oh I have to I have to kick his ass hmm yeah I have to be I have to beat his ass yeah I saw that clip he but then during the stream last night halfway through the stream he's like you know what before Russell Wilson threw a touchdown he's like let's make it three touchdowns.

He just wanted to get a hand job. He just desperately wanted a hand job. In every which one. Is Mark towel whipping somebody today? No, it's tomorrow. It's Nick and KB back, or back tomorrow. I think Feidelberg will be here on Wednesday. I gotta towel whip?

Yeah, I think you gotta towel whip Nick. Yeah, you gotta do some towel whipping. So, Malisic just didn't go on a date. No. Oh, yeah that part. Yeah Yeah, I was talking. Yeah. No. Oh, I thought you were just being homophobic Hey kick his ass for trying to get a hand job. No. Yeah, he didn't go on a date. He's just a piece of shit Couldn't even just like no Yeah, go off for just like go out be like, this is obviously going nowhere, but always having nice.

Yeah, keep the money, this has been fun. Yeah. Even just to post a picture of the two of them and send it and be like, look, we're out on the day. We wanna love that. Just lean into it a little bit. Then just on the day, just explain to her like, listen, I'm not interested at all, but like.

Shake her hand. Yeah. You seem like a nice girl, good luck to you. Just a complete cut. That'd be too normal for him. Yeah. What a piece of shit but we now know that the Connor Griffin dating show will be oh yeah are we doing

it oh we're not we're not turned off by the malice experience no Connor's gonna be a stall if anything I'm more excited about turned on yeah I'm hard carter turns me on yeah yeah I just don't he's gonna fuck them all I know and I'm just worried he's not just gonna do that he's gonna fuck them all I know and I'm just worried He's not just gonna do that. He's gonna fall in love with all of them. Yeah, it's gonna run a train. It's gonna be sick We did have one connection that came out of that show what? So this weekend it looks like Mason and Erica Kay hung out. Oh, that's nice. Okay Mason was Okay, I'm telling you this is gonna turn into John Tucker must die.

Yeah. Oh, gonna meet up and just get the whole time to a mouth. Why does it look like they're on one of like Barstool's old sets? Yeah, I don't know. They've just been hiding in the back this whole time. They're the Bargament set.

I love that. Is that? Okay, sorry. What song you think they're singing? It's gotta be one of them. Since You've Been Gone. You're So Vain, perhaps? Yeah, You're So Vain.

You're so gay. What else? Oh, Tate's back. He should have taken the champagne. Should we? It's what I told him. I said, you would have been looked more badass to just sit there and let it rain down the park.

Yeah, yeah. There's also this weird thing I there's just this weird resentment. I think New York just hates me for Tate now because even though Dave hired Tate, Dave put Tate in Chicago and Dave told Tate to go to New York. But I told Tate that if he trolls here, it won't be sustainable. Yeah. So now I'm the I don't I don't really understand it, but either way, he is back and he should've taken the champagne.

Also, can I add another layer in there? Like, Tate acted the way he did in New York. That's exactly how he got hired in the first fucking place. That's why Dave hired, or at least how he got Dave's attention. Why in the world would he not have done it again? Correct. Oh, actually, Tate just posted something about

why he wouldn't do like a bloghorn here. What'd he say? He has a video that he just posted. Oh, he did that. Yeah. I saw that. Yeah. I mean that video. You're presby. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Everyone said you won't do the blog horn in Chicago. You won't do the blog horn in Chicago. You won't do the blog horn in Chicago. I tried to, but TSA unfortunately confiscated it at the airport. You're not allowed to fly with compressed gas. Anyways, I'm gonna start a new tradition here in Chicago to just torment everybody.

So when I submit a blog, okay? When I submit a blog, introducing the blog paperclip. Oh. That's me. Tate, you do that one more fucking time you're out of the family I swear to God Let's go back to who that I will light your ass up You think that shit's funny dog good do it again, bro Take I saw the paperclip if you ever pull that shit again you're fucking gone yes sir you understand I understand sir all right well I'm completely out of line yes sir don't ever

even fucking think about doing that again sorry about that sir all right get out of here yes sir so Tate asked me to do that this morning when I got in like off no sleep. I was like, yeah, I don't know. I don't understand this video, but I trust you. Sure. Fine. Good. Yeah, it's good.

He interrupted my walk, which somehow I don't know. I guess it got out in the public that I'm not now walking for a whole hour. What? I'm walking for a whole hour and doing rumbling. You walked for an hour and doing 100 pushups. Like that's crazy. I spilled that. I don't know. I guess Tate crazy. I spilled that I don't know

I I guess take you got a rat here. I don't know who did it I but somebody's saying that I've been working out for like a full hour every single morning And are we calling a walk? Yeah working out or are you working out or walking? Huh? I just saw I don't really I haven't heard the scuttlebutt but apparently a lot of people are talking about me Really and and and not even a big deal, but I did run a little bit of it too. So. Well, you know, most rumors turn out not to be true. So. Yeah.

Well, I don't know about that one, but I am starting to. Well, you ran a little bit too? Yeah, yeah. My goal was to do 10 down and backs, and I did a couple of them and it was fun. No shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Could we have video of that? No, probably not. What kind of pace are you working with? What time are you working? Oh, it was me. It was it was a full out sprint in my mind. So it was probably a nice little jog. Wow. Did you get that blood taste in your mouth when you haven't run for a long long long long time? I got the I got the vomitus thing. Did you

get the runner's high from the down and back? Couldn't get no no I didn't even get a runner's low. I just I just I went down back down back and I plan for ten but two was enough Two was enough good for you feeling good. Good really good. Yeah. Thank you. I've lost well We lost the scale so I don't know what's up. Oh shit. So you've lost so much whatever Whenever they they came in and did surviving they just took our scale apparently it's just no. We got to get a new scale. We need a new scale. Got to get a new scale. So who knows what I could be like 220 by now. You're wasting away. Did you guys see the news week? Crack the case that Trump's McDonald's thing was planned.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No. I couldn't believe it. He wasn't working there? A politician did a photo op. Yeah, they were like, rumors have been circulating on social media that former President

Donald Trump's visit to the popular fast food chain was staged. No. I like the question, was Donald Trump's McDonald's shift staged? What do these people think when, like, even 20 years ago when a politician would go to a diner and eat breakfast with the locals? Yeah, any commercial ever.

Are we saying that was staged too? Everything I know about politics is a lie. Wait a minute, Biden doesn't normally get his hair done at a black barber shop? What? Oh shit. That's the most... I'm so ready for this election to be over. I had the realization yesterday that I've been putting it off and dreading it, but it's kind of closer than I thought.

Two weeks from tomorrow. And the good news is... Be done with it. Yeah, everything will chill out after that. Yeah, no, it'll be over. Totally. Everyone's gonna just accept whatever happens and be cool about it. Yeah, and everyone will be like, oh.

Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, Thanksgiving's gonna be accept whatever happens and be cool about it. Yeah, and everyone will be like, oh. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, Thanksgiving's gonna be sick this year. Looking forward to it. Oh, man. Yeah, get it over with. I do have my theory, which it's not like a novel theory, but just everyone online in general in the world is just so much nastier and more on edge

because of this fucking election. It sucks. I'm ready for it to just be over. Like people just even like, even sports fans like responding to people, I feel like are just, it's the election. They're more on edge. Yeah, but I don't think it,

the time the election ends things is past us. Yeah, that's true. It just changes a little bit. We're all dicks to each other constantly. Yeah. But Sean Watson's out all dick world. Just constantly. Yeah But Shawn Watson's out for the year. Thank God. Oh Sorry, we're not celebrating his downfall. Yeah, I don't understand why people are so shocked that They're like well, how could you root for injuries or how could you he's a bad guy So it is the best time ever to roof. Yeah, it is a

you. He's a bad guy. So it is the best time ever to refer. Yeah, it is a conundrum that it puts us in like, is it okay to be a bad person to celebrate a bad guy getting an injury? I think it depends on the injury. Achilles is fine. Yeah, if it was like a neck thing, it was like a hamlin. Yeah, you can't do that. All right. But Achilles, he's fine. Yeah. Okay. He's fine. Like Miles Garrett said, he's been a model citizen for most of his most of hiser. Most of his pro-career, yeah. Yeah, most of.

Which technically might be right. I think, yeah, I think he is. I think he spent more time not sexually assaulted. Yeah. Yeah. That's just simple math. Yeah. Also...

Well, he was busy, so now he's gonna have more time on his hands. Yeah, look at that. On a long enough timeline, Jameis Winston being the guy that comes to save the day after a sexual assault guy goes down injured. It's very funny. It's very funny. Jameis was wearing my advisor's glasses.

Was he? What? Yeah, in his postgame. He had yellow tinted glasses. But not your actual... They looked exactly like him. You haven't seen them recently. They might be. Yeah, they could be. We, Brandon and I, put on a hell of a performance...

Instu....on advisor's...instu. Yeah, they could be. Brandon and I put on a hell of a performance. And Stu. On Advice Institute. Look at that, those are the glasses. Those are my glasses. That quote, say it go back, I will never pull on a man while he's down. Oh. Oh.

Honey, you gotta try. That's what got Deshaun in the way. Oh. Which is the first time. Say it again, Brandon, say it again. I will never pull on a man while he's down. We were talking, no is the first one. Say it again, Brandon. Say it again. I will never pull on a pin when hers is down. No, the joke about the Dachon.

That's what got Dachon. Okay. Do it. I can't remember it. Oh, shit. Stage fright. Yeah, Brandon and I went, and Stu, we went 0 and 16. Oh.

I wasn't that bad. I was 0 and 4. You were 0 and 5. He was 0 and 6. Whatever that adds up to. That's 15. That's just as impressive as going 15-0. It's just as hard. Are you worried, Brandon, you're getting the taste of advisors a little too much? No, I'll do whatever.

Jerry technically won the pick contest. Jerry won a single game. Yeah. We made him pick, right? Yeah, we made him pick. He won a single game. When you get sent back down to triple A, are you going to be? I don't know. I told him I'll just I'll sub in when you want me to. I'll be in the bullpen whenever you want me to. So I'll do whatever they want.

But I I just want you to handle it well. If I had gone on for and they had gone like four and two, I'd be like, fuck, I don't belong. No, we all do. Look at this. That was before Sunday football. 0-5-0-3-0-3-0-5. It also is very funny. It's very similar to the Newsweek being like the Trump thing is staged when those days happen and people are like,

man, these guys stink at picks. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Yes. I couldn't be more open about the fact that I suck and lose a lot. A lot a lot. You probably are the most open sports gambler in the world of how bad you are. It was, it always drove me nuts when we had, when we were owned by Penn and like these states would come after us and be like they're bad for gambling and I get it like If you don't want to gamble that's fine

but there are so many people out there that pretend that they have the guaranteed winner and that they Everything they do wins no matter what and you can't find someone who's more open about how bad they are at gambling than me Yeah, I tell you literally I think you're number one I'm trying to think of like other content that's out there. How many people are like I am gambling than me. Yeah. I tell you. Literally, I think you're number one. I'm trying to think of, like, other content that's out there. How many people are like, I am bad at this, not listening? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They're like... What level you say it. People will constantly, yeah, be like, oh, like, they'll delete, like, losing picks or they'll fudge their records. Like, no, my records are there and they are bad. Really, really bad. And I bet everything I say I'm gonna bet. And that's bad. Yeah. That's really bad and I bet everything I say I'm gonna bet and that's bad yeah

that's really bad it makes me feel sad it's a really bad it's not it's not fun no man an hour is a long-ass time to walk though yeah I really want to see you running huh I just know we got to find that we got to find the clip so I started today at about six Let's say I got done at 712. It's a 40 minute, so I got I started 40 minutes then plus the 10 plus the 10 I'm gonna say I ran around 635 to 640 Okay, if he's looking

That's what I would get. Are you sweeping the floor? No I haven't been but I will tomorrow. Now that you reminded me. Do you listen to music or are you just raw? Yeah I turned the... Today I had my 2001 to 2005 playlist. I was listening to some Hoobastank. I had some Dropkick Murphys in there.

Big person! Yeah I had that going on. Train? There was some train. Yeah I dropped the Jupiter in there. Big person. Yeah, I had that going on. Train? There was some train. Yeah, I dropped the Jupiter in there. Yeah, I had Vanessa Carlton, Walk a Thousand Miles came on. How about James Bond? Well, that's after, yeah.

You're beautiful. He wasn't in there, but he could have been. He probably should have been. A lot of outcasts too. I like the way you move, stuff like that. Sure. But I used to get here at eight and walk, but there's a gentleman, I think his name is Jordan. Yeah, Jordan. That works in the equipment room and that's just where he works. He sits in there.

He's right off the gym and the Bluetooth speaker is right beside him and I always turn it up and walk and I always felt like an asshole because he didn't sign up to listen to my Kanye West first thing in the morning No, definitely. So I started getting him here earlier than him. So I wouldn't have to Just tell him to have the aux Because I've heard the shit he listens to in there and I'm not subjecting myself to that either. Yeah Yeah, it is conundrum. Yeah, but he wears he also wears headphones sometimes. Oh, we have Pretty good relationship despite having never spoken to each other.

Like we, he's here this morning, he's here in the morning, I'm here in the morning, we'll look at each other, the most I've ever said is, is this music bothering you? He'll say no, and that's it. We've probably cumulatively said four words to each other, five. Isn't that the ideal dude relationship?

100%. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Sitting next to your friend and not saying anything? Yeah. That's when you reach the peak of friendship,

is like you can go to a baseball game with them and not have to have a conversation. Or like they'll get divorced and you have no idea why, and that's OK. I don't even know. I can ask questions. Yeah. I do't even ask questions. I do a thing where if I go with my college buddies somewhere,

at the end, I'll do a quick tell me three things. Because I know that when I get back, my wife's going to be like, how's this going? Right. That's smart. So I just have them just bang, bang, bang. We won't have a real conversation about our lives. But at the end, I'll just be like, hey, real quick, how's work going? Kids? Yeah, anything big, major I should say. And then

I'll just regurgitate that. And I hold it in my head. Like kind of repeating it. Like I have a secret password. That's smart. Yeah. Because I do, we do, us ladies do expect the tea a little bit. Yeah, and you guys just- And it's disappointing when you don't- I never have it.

Yeah. Give us a detail. And you guys talk about everything with each other. It's crazy. How do you do that? Just... You just like to gab. Yeah.

Women be talking. They be talking. They be talking. We do. Talking, talking, talking. Oh, here we go. Oh. I think I...

Yeah, I did two down and backs, I believe. I don't know where I am right now. You all see me? OK, there I am. All right, I was going to start on the other end. I said, no, let's go start on this end. Yeah. Oh, there's a little. It's going to be so fast, guys.

You're not even going to be able to. Don't blink. Oh, here we go. Don't blink. Here we go. He's revving up. Yep. Where am I going to start?

This might not. OK, yep. Oh, I got on line. Oh. Bang! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Shit! This is so funny that it's just an empty gym. Damn. A, I got online. Oh, bang. Oh, shit. So funny that it's just an empty jam. Oh, a little stop and Whoa, wow. Big. I that was two. And again, the goal here is 10. That's one. That's one. Big bang. So fast. Big customer. Yep. And here's where the decision comes. And that's all I got. Oh, yeah, that was nice, though. Yeah, I see. Way to go. Wolf. Way to go.

Thanks, man. Tomorrow I'm going to do three. That's my promise to you guys. Take it easy. Now, take it easy. Yeah, you shut the fuck. No, you shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You're probably right at the cold tub. Shut the fuck up. You're probably right. shut the fuck up. You're probably right at the cold tub shut the fuck up. You're probably right

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Mm-hmm. Which I listen to. That's another, yeah. Nice, you listen to that this morning? Oh yeah. So again, 2001 to 2005, it was right in the wheelhouse. Brandon, what fan base is most mad at you right now? Wow, good question, big cat. Coming off the weekend, so Alabama fans are mad, but they're very not loud about it because they're they've got bigger fish to fry there

They're down and they know that I was right this whole time Oklahoma fans have now realized. I'm right I think right now based on my tear. I just put out Tennessee fans Tennessee fans are I were they mad at you because I put them on the the tear by the way every time Can I just get a verbal confirmation that you did not invent tiers? I'm not trying to be Big Cat when I put out a tier. You're pretty sure I did. I don't think you did.

I always thought it was you. Did you invent tiers? Yeah, I think so. I don't think you did, but I always, every time I put out a tier, I'm like, oh, you're copying Big Cat now. No, I'm not, I'm just copying every sports fan who's ever done a tier list's I was watching Sports Center today do you know that

Chris Berman does like the fastest to me so yeah who stole Matt Rushmore America yeah yeah so you so you copied me I copied you with the tears and I put Tennessee on the tier saying I'm not sure how good they are. Which is and that has people upset. Oh yeah. Oh this is a straight copy. This is a tier list. Wait that's not big cats. National title good. Maybe national title good play off good but not any good. I'm sure not sure they're for real yet and I put Tennessee there and why isn't Wisconsin has a

path. Because that's Colorado. But Colorado has a path. No Colorado has a path. But so Colorado. But Colorado has a path. No, Colorado has a path. And so does Wisconsin. As good as they thought and having a pretty good season by their standard. However, the national media hasn't noticed because their standard aren't that good to begin with.

Y'all deserve this shit and America. CBS received. Oh, dead. Rutgers. Oh, no. I think TJ took liberties with that one. I didn't put Rutgers. Yep.

No, that was Rutgers. No. You said certain fans are starting to realize you're right, though. But doesers. Oh, no. I think TJ took liberties with that one. I didn't put Ruckers. Yep. No, that was Ruckers. You said certain fans are starting to realize you're right, though. But does that make them even more mad? Yes. That makes it worse. Like, it's easier to fool a man than to make him even fool.

That goes from, Brandon, you're a moron, who doesn't like my team, to, Brandon, you're a moron, and I fucking hate you, and your mother's a whore, and I'm going to send you pictures of your address and shit like that. That's when that's's the tears of anger. Hater Brandon Walker's having a hell of a year. Hater Brandon Walker's up.

How does this go wrong for you? Like what are the biggest threats right now? Cause it feels like everything is going right for you. Alabama turning it around and winning the national title would be faster. I don't think it'll happen. Yeah, I think you're good there. But I think I've already gotten rid of so many enemies

like Michigan, I've conquered them this'll happen. Yeah, I think there but I think I've already gotten rid of so many enemies like Michigan I've yeah, I've conquered them this year. I've conquered, Oklahoma I'm conquering Alabama as we speak. There's no like Iowa, right? There's no real. I don't like I Don't know real enemies at the top. Oh miss. Oh miss is kind of yeah altering You don't want to be an enemy of Brandon Walker Now bad place to be I've always said that you have always said that mm-hmm bad want to be an enemy of Brandon Walker. No, bad place to be. I've always said that. You have always said that. Bad place to be. Enemies of Brandon Walker.

Is there a potential threat looming from Big Game Boomer that you're not number one? Who are you most? Who's your biggest competition? I don't think he's ever gone back to back number one, so I don't think I will be number one again. I think- Oh, that's a nice build.

Yeah, that's- Yeah, I think he's gonna give it to Pate this time around, even though Pate just doesn't say anything bad. I think he's going to give it to paint this time around, even though Pate just doesn't say anything bad about anybody. He's the opposite of me. But I'll still be like top five. You'd hope. Oh, I mean, he's just lying if I'm not. Plus, I mean, big game boomer are cool. I mean, him are cool. That seems like a conflict of interest. Of being nice to somebody? No, just the guy who votes. You're kind of in his pocket. Yeah.

Here's what it is. I'm not saying I'm in his pocket, but I will help him out if he needs it. Okay. Okay. Oh, you know, whether it be money or food or love, I'll give it all. Whatever he needs. Whatever he needs, yes. Whatever he needs you've got.

I have a sad update from the Walker house. Oh no. The birds. No. Birds are fine. Yes. Whatever needs you've got. I have a sad update from the Walker house. Oh, no. The birds. No. Birds are fine. Oh, wait, you have four children too. It's just something. No, she's most worried about the birds. Yeah. By the way, we're gonna need the birds for a pick at some point this year. That's fine. So you're gonna have to bring them in. Yeah, domesticate them. You something you guys want to do will no longer be possible this year. Uh oh. Because, you know, lakes freeze in the winter and you have to take

your pier out and your boat out and I have, on Saturday I officially took my pier out, my dock out and my boat. My boat is no longer in the water. So you don't have a boat in the water anymore? Correct. So we won. Yeah, we won. No, you didn't. You wanted to sink my boat. No, no, but your boat, you don't,

if I walk to your house right now, Yeah. I drive, but if I went to your house right now and I looked out into the water, there's no boat. There is no boat. So it could be underneath the water for all I know. No, it's up on the, you see it. It's up on the you see it. It's a no. I it's I'm just looking at the lake. You can't look at the

lake without looking at my boat on the ramp. I'm looking I'm just I'm I'm I park. I blind actually I drive up blindfolded. Do y'all remember when when we sat there on the on the pad. Yeah, and I saw a boat. It's yeah the boat but the pad the the ramp is right by the patio. I'm standing you lost edge of the water looking out. No boat. Could be anywhere.

Most likely a water. Now, had we sank his boat and you looked out on the edge of the water, there'd be no boat. There'd be no boat. So what's the difference? Deductive reasoning would say there's no boat and it's probably sunk. Yeah, you know what, guys?

I have a boat too. You just can't see it. 2024 will end without you guys sinking my boat. That is official now. So we're not doing an ice fishing episode? Well you can't put a boat on an icy lake. We could try. Actually do y'all want to do an ice fishing episode? I would love to. I will have the the rink like I know how to do the rink now so I'll have an ice skating rink for us this year. I'm excited about that. Oh that is fun. We just play some pawn hockey.

It took me a while to figure out how to do that last year, but I figured it out. Oh, pawn hockey. It's just sweeping the ice. It would be so bad at pawn hockey. Yeah. But it would be fun to watch us be bad at pawn hockey. The last guy that owned my house was he would host pawn hockey games. So have there been people who've shown up?

Last year, there were a couple of guys that showed up expecting their Oh my God. And he had like the on the back of the house. There's just like these these lights these huge storm lights that light up the whole night. So he played night games there. Oh, whoa, I want to play a night game. Yeah. So I got that capability. Can I can I get sponsorship on the ice? What big cats? You've already got my basement. That's true. What would you put on the ice? What? Big cats? You've already got my basement. That's true. What would you put on the ice?

I don't know. Maybe some pick-up luge. Oh. Some signage? Some big cat signage? Something to just, you know, riz it up a little. Whatever you want to do, man. I might have to do that.

We should do too. You have the hill that goes right down onto the ice. We should do like a farthest sled, like a Pinewood Derby, but with our own sled. I have already... I've already started trying to figure out how to make the pier a ramp. Wait, isn't the pier... didn't you take the pier out? Took the pier out, but now it's just sitting off to the side. It comes off in pieces. So you took the pier out, but the boat sunk?

No. The boat didn't sink. The pier is... Wait, is the boat still floating? No, the boat is on... I have a boat lift that is angled right beside the water. I took a winch and I didn't do it. I brought a guy in, thought... Smart. ...Quadzilla.

Quadzilla came in and he winched it up and now it's sitting up at an angle. Got it. And as soon as the water falls and it's March or April again, I'll just I'll undo the winch and let it go back in the water. I don't follow. Seems very clear and very crystal clear

that that's what I'm going to do. Anybody struggling with this? No. Did that Family Matters ice fishing episode, how realistic is that? I don't think it's that realistic, but it does scare me every single time. What happened withs ice fishing episode, how realistic is that? I don't think it's that realistic, but it does scare me every single time. What happened with the ice fishing?

Oh, Carl fell in through the ice. And the guide? No, but Urkel and them had to save him. The serious music started playing. Yeah. He was like going to die. Yeah, it was dangerous. Synthesizer started playing.

And it was the hit. Would you agree that's the fakest ice any ice has ever been on TV Stephen Yeah, but I mean they Chicago residents so obviously, you know, right, but I'm not a Chicago resident Illinois residents I've gotten do y'all know the family matters house actually is in Chicago. Yeah, however Whoever bought it ten years ago remodeled it changed it like tore down build it back up and doesn't like family matters house at all. Oh, that's a point of buying it. And now it looks like all like just like a townhouse like a I don't know it looks modern and stupid. The whole point of buying that house is to keep it preserve it. Is the al Bundy house here? Or

was that like in California? They just made it seem here. I think that's California. Obviously the home alone house. I've always heard the home alone house, but that looks like too rich a neighborhood to just go driving by to see a house. No, people drive right by it. Really? I think it recently sold. That's in Winnicka?

Yeah, I think it recently sold. You would drive there purposely just to watch, look at all the Christmas lights. Where are the other houses? I want to see if the Mayor of Children's House is here, because I like that one. I saw, I don't know why I was going down this rabbit hole the other day, but Vince

Lombardi's old house in Green Bay. Someone has lived there for a really long time and they didn't touch his basement bar, which rocks. Oh, that sounds awesome. The basement bars used to be so much better, but now they're like everyone's gotta have the man cave with where they do it for Instagram. Yeah. But it's not about comfortability. It's not about just chilling out.

You ever looked at old basement bars that just, they look like real hole-in-the-wall bars. And they were just there for drinking. That was it. The wood panel on the walls. The mustier, the better. Where's that? Shag carpet.

Deerfield, Illinois. OK. That's a plain looking house. Yeah, that's it. Still want to see it. That's unrem looking house. Yeah, that's don't see it It's unremarkable. You should go visit the shameless one Brandon. I don't know what shameless is It's a TV show based in Southside, Chicago really that one exists The breaking bad house is like guarded by the woman that lives there current is Tony Soprano's house also like that

I think I think that's kind of like tourists to try I feel like I've seen glenny ball standing in front of it What's like the least famous house that has fanfare? Like how many of these houses are out there? There's gotta be some houses that are like, you know, that's the fucking, that's the William Hung house. And you would never know. You're like what?

I live right by it. What is that like? It's crazy. Can you look up Vince Lombardi's basement part? I was gonna ask you a question for my basement what do you think about a shuffleboard thing is that like all it yes yeah the tabletop yeah yeah cool absolutely that's fun you think yes are you kidding there they're not cheap no no look at that oh oh I see that let's see that again I don't know the what you got to do though you could I don't know.

What you've got to do, though, you could get, don't get the super long one. Yeah. Because I don't know if the space would work. There's also shuffleboards. You can get there a little as it's smaller that have sideboards that you have to hit it off the sideboard.

Oh, really? OK. So it's like a little bit of a different game, but it's still shuffleboard. Look at this. This is cool. Short ceilings. Yeah. That's a bar that you just go and you just get fucked up and then you stumble upstairs

and fall asleep. Bar about to take his dick out? Is that far? But I swear you could hear the ghost of Lombardi. Yeah, you probably could hear the ghost of Lombardi. Is that him? He's loud. He's a loud ass ghost.

Coach, I would kiss you if I had to. Vince was probably not a tall guy. Yeah, this is where the long neck kind of gets me in trouble back here. I feel like we're in Vince Lombardi's bar. We've got to have something to drink here. So this is his original bottle opener here. I feel like we're in Vince Lombardi's bar. We got to have something to drink here. So this is his original bottle opener here. Yeah I would kind of hang out. Wow. I would keep that. Yeah have to keep that. Have to keep that. Brandon when you think of sitcoms in the 80s and 90s that got serious like Kate said when the when the ice fishing thing happened.

What's a scene that comes to mind? The kid from Different Strokes getting molested by the bike shop owner. What? I was going to say the exact same thing. I have several of these. I actually have researched this a lot. But Dudley, Arnold and Dudley go to the bike shop owner. I don't remember his name, but he's played by Gordon Jump. And he's a sex predator and molests them.

Plays them back to the back, has them. That's a hell of a turn. Yeah. There was a two part special. What was the first joke after that scene? There was no joke. This show just ended. I think they did, they started the show

with Mr. Drummond sitting there saying, all right, children, this is a very serious episode, and watch it with your parents. They used to do those, where they would be just like, once a season, like this is a very serious episode and watch it with your parents. They used to do those where they would just like once a season like this is the episode where someone does drugs. Michael J. Fox will have one of Family Ties where he just talks to a therapist the whole time because his friend died

and he thought he should die. He was like suicidal. Home improvement when one of the kids does weed. Pucky Brewster, one of the kids got caught in an abandoned refrigerator. Oh, I remember that Yeah, they were playing hide-and-seek and I don't know the family matters one that made me like sob as a kid a gun giveaway Or what Carl Winslow the woman whose husband died? Yeah Every year he like remembers this guy goes to his grave

He got to the robbery scene a little too late and the the guy had been shot and killed. And then he meets the old woman whose husband it was. She had sent him out for ice cream when he got shot. And so sometimes late at night, I'm like, Pat, you got to run out and get formula. I'm like, don't get Carl Winslow out there because I'm like, yeah. Fresh Prince Will got shot. Oh, Will got shot in one.

And then the other one, Carlton took his drugs out of his locker and had a. Why did they do these? I don't know. They were just teaching kids not to do these things. Jesse Spano was addicted to caffeine pills. Yeah. He was Carlton took his drugs out of his locker and had a why did they do? Yeah, I don't know that they were just teaching kids not to do these things Jesse Spano was addicted to caffeine pills I'm so excited. We should do an episode like this Someone gets molested spin the last station wheel I mean Nick would get molested but who would molest him is the question just gets super super serious on everyone for one full episode Chabe corners next like let me see the middle of your dick.

Yeah. We just see a post, like, maybe the day after the election being like, this is serious, guys. And we have, like, it starts with you just sitting on a stool in the middle of the room saying, guys, today we're gonna talk about something very serious. It ends with a song we all sing. All right, can you find, oh, go ahead.

He did one Sean Hunter joining a cult. Oh That's a cool one. Hey, can you find any of the different strokes clips? Cuz they are they're hilarious and how hilarious they're not there. It's is it it's not like gross It's like I think the they asked they like taking their shirts off like posing and yeah, it's very weird colts are bad but it's very weird. Cults are bad. But. It's kind of like a pyramid scheme. If you're on the top, it probably rocks. Well, you have more fun.

You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower. Right. And I would actually imagine like, the first part of being in a cult would probably be kind of cool, because you're like, oh, all these people are like my friends it gets dark give me your money and let me fuck your wife yeah that's pretty cool so i think it'll be fun up until the fuck your wife part well if you're fucking their wives no oh no no i'm saying

if you're joining a cult what's not fun about that oh you're getting your wife oh yeah yeah yeah but like when you first show up and like you know they gotta be really nice oh yeah they probably don probably don't tell you day one like hey, we're gonna fuck your life and take your money So you're you're showing up and you're like, this is kind of cool. All right. Yeah, we believe the world's gonna end so we found our own friends here and and Yeah, until they start making you kill yourself. It's probably kind of fun It was it I forget what was called the was on Netflix wild country or so wild There's about the Colton. This was like five or six years ago. It was about like a Colton.

It was like in the boonies of Oregon. Wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, something. Yeah. Yeah. Wild, wild white. It was like six episodes and the first four and a half episodes were exactly that I was watching. I was like, this is fucking awesome. It's like, they're just, they're just, what if we didn't have jobs and it was just kumbaya and we're all fucking each other at all times and don't worry about money and don't worry about stress at all? That seems cool.

And then you get to the part where it's not cool anymore. Well then you just quit. But are you two indoctrinated in the cult to know it's not cool? Yeah, I don't know, that's a good question. I, oh. Because Kool-Aid is delicious. Aren't you just curious to see if you could join? Like, if we had to go out right now and we each had to join a cult,

and we're like, oh, yeah, this is dumb, who among us, somebody would get something? Well, Kay, I'm shocked you haven't been tricked into joining the cult yet. It's you, Kay. I've thought about it. You for sure, you're number one in this cult. Some of these moms have you targeted for a cult. Big time. By the way, after this, if anyone has any leggings they want to buy yeah

But no I I'm curious to know like if I joined one To like I'm gonna do a blog series where I join a cult would I get sucked in or could I get out of it? Do you think that we would do you think if someone? Joined a cult that you were like friends with or like family member, you think you'd be able to stop them? Probably not. I'll keep this vague. I know somebody whose sibling is kind of in one. And watching it from Instagram, watching it is fascinating.

It's very bizarre. I think the cult, if I joined, they would think I was an outsider and I was trying... I would be killed quickly by the cult. I would either be sacrificed I was trying I would be killed quickly by the cult I really sacrificed or I would be found out very quickly by the cult. Did you guys see the Twin Flames documentary? No Highly recommend. Yeah, but it's kind of there and kind of something similar to that and it's like insane to watch from it's like Oh my god Twin Flames they like convinced this like cult leader couple Convinced all these people that there was like one special twin flame

out there for them. But you didn't get to pick, like they picked your twin flame for you based off, and if your relationship wasn't working out, like they just fucked with your life so crazy. And I don't know, it was, it's really, it was- But it was always, it was, the conclusions they came to

were always the path of least resistance for them, if I remember correctly. Yes. It was always, it was, the conclusions they came to were always the path of least resistance for them, if I remember correctly. It was always just like, what is the least amount of work we have to do for you to find your twin flame? So people were just like, I think I love this person. They're like, oh, there it is. Yeah, there you go, easy peasy. Well then that's the one for you.

You guys wanna have Mark Blutman on to talk cults and sitcoms in series? Oh, hey, I'm gonna take a piss real quick. That's no offense for you guys won't have Mark Blutman on to talk Colts and Oh No offense to you mark is that a is that a clock in Japanese lettering on your head I Gotta do the other every oh, hold on Mark relax shit hold on come on mark fuck. What other ad read do I have to read? Take your pick. I tell you about NASCAR God almighty can I tell you about NASCAR. Homestead Miami offers a one of a kind racing experience. The racetrack is located in between the vibrancy of South Beach and the

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Hey, how are you? Heck of a read, Brandon. Thank you. When you were in the sitcom world, was there an edict that you guys had to do one special episode every season that had to deal with molestation or sexual something or drug problems?

You know, it was never said to us, but back in those days when there were, you know, three, four channels, you had what was called sweep sweeps. Sure. And two or three times a year you had to spike the ratings. And we were always, you know, asked to do something that would grab attention. And we did, you know, different strokes. Certainly back in the day, did the thing with the bicycle guy

played by Gordon Jump, who, you know, was getting Gary Coleman to come hang out with him. We did a heavy episode besides the cult one on Boy Meets World. We did one where Sean Hunter was, Corey knocked on Sean's trailer one day and there was a girl in the background wrapped in a towel and Corey thought Sean and the girl were hooking up

and Sean would not tell the truth until it finally came out that she was being beaten at home by her father. Fuck. And so, yeah, so that was called through a secret. And I, to this day, 25 some odd years later, I'll get emails from people saying how they were going through something similar at home.

And thank you so much for the episode. The way that you guys juiced the ratings in Sweeps Week was child abuse. Child abuse, yeah. Yeah, play the hits, play the hits. We gotta get people locked in. Yeah, like, you know, Bruce Springsteen plays Born to Run. Yeah.

The laugh track goes wild. Born to Touch. Yeah, Born to Touch, yeah. Yeah. So the next up front, we gotta slap Tommy around a little bit. I guess yeah, damn I mean yeah, I mean there was we would do like probably every 12 episodes We would do something heavy like that and now There you know there's not the same pressure from advertisers because the advertisers don't matter in the streaming world.

Did you help write the one where the kid joined the cult? I wrote a lot of it. I don't know if I had a written by on it. But yeah, and Jerry Levine from Teen Wolf played Mr. Mac, the cult leader. I love it. Was that the same one where he blew up the cherry bomb or the mailbox with the cherry bomb, Sean Hunter? No, that was another very special episode. Very.

Will you just, will you write a special episode for us on the air? Yeah. Could you write a special Yak episode really serious? Only if Chase stars in it. Yes. That was going to be, yeah. If anybody's getting molested, it's him.

Please knock next time No, we would we would act out a full yak serious episode that would actually be incredible. Oh my god Yeah, I don't know. What would we have che because it has to be like it can't be I Think Che has to be innocent and discover that either Nick or Kyle somebody else is getting is in a bad spot or like chase stealing from us or something. They could be stealing. Yeah. Chase stealing from us and like to sponsor his drug habit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's put that right. Well, no, no, you're gonna write it. Yeah. You're gonna. Yeah. We do not. We already have a book that we're barely able to write. That's just pictures

What we're not writing a fake Buccaneers account is like hey I will give you some big thing that Che would love in that world, but you just have to send me a picture of your asshole So he sends it and then it turns out and then he's threatening to post Che's asshole Something like that the talent on those chairs in that studio right now. Yeah, I love is yeah love a thank you perfect jay discovers big cat is on a zympic why yeah and it's in his it's in his DNA to narc

except he would usually dark to big cat right so he's conflicted because he doesn't know who to tell yeah yeah that he has this information yeah every instinct he has is like, I always just go to Big Cat with information. I don't know what to do now. Yeah. Ends up telling Nick and Kyle who are in a secret gay relationship. Yeah. No, Kyle's like, yeah, dude. Actually, I'm you guys didn't realize I am Big Cat's doctor.

Oh, and then it twists. And it's like an intervention on me that's like, hey, dude, Kyle isn't an actual doctor. Wow. What do you mean? So Kyle's a bad guy. Kyle's a bad guy. He he he has a fake diploma. Yeah. And he's been convincing me that I'm that he's actually a doctor. Yeah. And then Nick gets molested. And the next plus and the whole time.

It's like that's more. Yeah, that's like that's just like, yeah. In the corner of the TV. Yeah. As it's happened, the lap track comes on every time Nick appears the sea plot Yeah over here now you do you guys realize if there is going to be molesting Malice that is gonna show up and say can I be in it yeah? It's not molesting if you like it. Yeah, that's true Yeah, all right. I have one last question for you mark. Did did you fall for the? clock changing bit I

kind of did No, okay. I thought maybe I heard you did on PMT. We've it's probably the dumbest thing we do but we've been doing it for like Pretty much the last eight years where every time it turns to October We just tell everyone they have to change their clocks every weekend. Wait, no, I did. Yes, yes. In fact, no, this is horrible.

I was at coffee with Liam's godfather, my good friend, Howie Mandel, and I told him and his wife, Terry, that they had to move their fucking clock. Yes, yes. So not only did you get me, I told my friends. his wife, Terry, that they had to move their fucking car. Yes, yes. So not only did you get me, I told my friends, and then they start Googling, they go, idiot, it's not for another few weeks. Yes, yes.

You gotta stop with that or at least warn me. No, never, never. Just for clarification, you said you were at Coffee, right? You didn't say you were at Cosby. Wow. Is that what you thought you heard? I heard Cosby. I heard Cosby. Yeah, I did hear Cosby. You were at Cosby. Cosby, where you never know what's going to be in the coffee.

Correct. Add it to the show. Add it to our special episode. We might just be misunderstood. Who knows? Yeah, maybe that's just the intervention. No, so I did do that. And then I think I texted the boys, too, to make sure you move your clock. Yeah.

All right, so good. It's this weekend, just so you know. It's this upcoming weekend. So we're good. OK, perfect. Yeah. Listen, Mark, I love your son Liam, but there's no chance he's ever even touched

his clock for a daylight savings. He just, he probably hasn't noticed it since he got out on his own. Yeah, he's like Arizona. Right. He just leaves it, yeah. Yeah, whatever time zone. Yeah, exactly.

He basically, his internal clock is kickoff. Yeah, exactly, exactly. All right, well, thank you, Mark. Always great to see you. All right, take care, guys. All right, see ya. Maybe that's what we do, Brandon. Maybe it's you, you know how we have Brandon Mack?

Yeah. You start unveiling Brandon Cosby. Just slowly become, oh. And then we have to have a serious discussion with you and you have no idea all the bad things Cosby did. And we're like, Brandon, can you sit down, please? I'm fine. This Cosby guy.

I've been wanting to buy some sweaters anyway. He's got a problem. Yeah, but that I mean, I doesn't mean I have the problem just because I I'm wearing the sweaters, you know. Yeah, just don't check into my past. But yeah, I would. I want to do a serious. I want to do so bad. Now we have to do this. I do too. Maybe we do it. Yeah, maybe we know. Is this something because I remember back in the day when you would be watching these, you would never know. Right.

Friday night, full house, family matters, you would never know that that night is going to be. Yeah. I think we have to not tell anyone and just say at some point between now and say New Year's, you're going to tune in to the Yak one day and we're just going to have our super serious episode that everyone just has to go along. And I'll say this right now, for the commenters and for everyone who watches,

it has to be critically acclaimed. So you have to say, you are legally binding to say that it's the best Yak you've ever seen. And it touched you. And it meant something. And it meant something, and it was great to like, wow, this show makes you feel. I never thought I would learn life lessons.

Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. You, that's, that's a part of the show is that all the viewers have to say that. Yep. Yeah. And subscribe. We also need someone like a synthesizer, someone playing the synthesizer in the back. So when things get serious.

Yeah. And a live audience. A live audience. They won't know when to laugh. I'm laugh about this We're gonna do this for sure. We don't we do all the things we say we're gonna do well this time Oh, we have to tell mark mark will do it. Yeah, he'll write the script Yeah, I love that he was flexing his in me the whole time by the way

Oh was I didn't even I mean you got it. He just got the Emmy right over his shoulder And an Emmy doesn't exist unless it's the zoom background Yeah, that's what it was Zoom backgrounds at some point in the series episode. We do a quick pan to Clemmer He can be like in California looking for a purple hat. I'm like come or not now. Yeah Oh Man, this is gonna be exciting White Sox. Dave has to be involved. I was gonna say Clemmer could just die in this episode That's not even the plot, though.

It's just a side note. We forget about it the next day. I feel bad for the Mets fans. That was a hell of a run. I wanted to watch them in the World Series against the Mets. It would have been so much fun. World Series is going to be awesome now, but we don't have a stable of Dodgers fans.

You realize, too, that our... Don't put me. Don't do this to me. No, I'm going to say something different. Our debate is going to get decided. That's how it works. Our supreme debate? I don't know if that, that might have been a close supreme debate. That was our first supreme debate wasn't it?

Shohei versus Judge. Yeah. Whoever wins this series decidedly will be the winner. Okay well I will allow you to say that. I have already conceded Shohei prior to this point. Oh, great. So I'll double win. There was a, I mean, September, a judge just kind of

went to a tank and Otani was incredible. So I'll double win. Yeah. Well, you can't double win. I just conceded. Once you concede, the war is over. We don't have any more battles after the war is over. Yeah.

Congrats on your double win, big guy. Thank you. Appreciate that. Have you? Have you gotten into supreme debate? What's the brain? Mark's not bill for. Oh shit. I not be bill for it. Skip Bail has taught us that there's supreme debate is a level of debate that no two people besides Shannon Sharp and skip Bail. So shit. And when you do supreme debate, people's feelings can get hurt. Yeah.

There's casualties in supreme debate. Yeah, there's... When you step into supreme debate, you might not step out as friends. I almost quit last month. I don't think I can handle that. Yeah, no, it's not for everyone. I'm too big of a pussy, for sure.

Yeah. Less people have been... have done supreme debate than have been on the moon. Women don't even do it. No. Not allowed. No, no, yeah. it's like drive good. Yep.

You guys do supreme debate behind each other's back. Yeah. Your whole life is supreme debate. Big difference. That's the big difference. Che, what do you got on the prep sheet today? Anything, anything? Hold on, hold on.

I can't, don't, never ask Che that question. Let's look at the other segment together. Crumpled it. Let's see. WNBA finals decisive game five last night goes overtime. Were you locked in for this? That's a smooth no. We'll move on.

If you go to a breakfast diner, what's your go-to order? Okay. Breakfast diner? My parents got me the cream chip beef hat. What's the best potato based side? Well, okay, now there's a pretty solid question. Matchstick potatoes, crispy. Okay, no, but southern mashed potatoes pretty solid question. Matchstick potatoes. Crispy. OK, no.

But southern mashed potatoes, tater tots, french fries, I mean, there's a lot of good options here. Hash browns, just straight hash browns, good question. Would you rather get 50,000 cash right now or never be able to wear joggers or sweatpants or any leisure pants again? We're actually sponsored by a company who sells them. So I'm going to say I'd to wear the joggers or sweat pants or any leisure pants again. We're actually sponsored by a company who sells them. So I'm going to say I'd rather wear the joggers or leisure

pants. But if anybody wants to DM me and ask me that choice and put the money in my venmo, we can have a serious discussion. I don't think we're disparaging at all. I think that's a fair question. I would wear the leecher pants. 50,000 cash?

Can you go box? For the rest of my life, I've got to wear jeans or dress pants or khakis. 50,000 cash? Yeah, I'm taking the leecher pants. Can you go boxers underwear if you're going to bed, though? Or you've got to wear jeans to bed? You can wear shorts.

You can wear shorts in these scenarios. Soft shorts or like cargos and jean shorts? For the purpose of the argument, let's say cargos and jean shorts. No athletic leisure items. I mean if you're showing up to the gym in jeans. So basically would you just like, would you take $50,000 to dress like a man has dressed since the beginning of time until the last couple years? Right? Right.

You've come a long way. You going to spit in the face of innovation? No, I don't want to spit in the face of innovation. Do gonna spit in the face of innovation? No, I don't wanna spit in the face of innovation. Do not spit in the face of innovation. For $50,000? $50,000 cash is pretty good. Can't wear can't wear any of the pants you like. Well, I mean. Shorts. I'll just wear shorts. No athletic shorts though. Oh. Jeans shorts. Cargo shorts. Okay. Titus, you need to play basketball with us on Friday. Yeah, I do I and you're right big cat. What's going on?

It was we played a game to 11 that took like 35 months Wait, did it go over 11 or actually did? Okay. Oh, no, actually might not have but it was it was might not have. But it was it was just someone who can make a shot. Yeah. I'm getting close to playing him. He almost Brandon almost played and came out and like did a couple dribbles when we were we were splitting up the teams and it was like what's going on here. He's like nah just kidding guys. I'll play a brand of plays. We're package deal because I've I've kind of you are you are you doing. doing are you Jimmy chipwadding? Yes. Yeah Okay, Reese Reese has terrified me and I think Yeah, no I I could understand that yeah reason wasn't even doing anything explosive he was kind of just just

Yeah, it wasn't a one move and honestly if I'm being if I'm being completely honest, it Yeah, Regs wasn't even doing anything explosive. He was kind of just jogging. He just, yeah, it wasn't a... One move. And honestly, if I'm being completely honest, it's not Regs, it's Che playing zone defense. Yeah. It fucking broke me, and I still think about it from time to time. I'll just be sitting there, like, eating lunch on a Saturday and just be like, he played fucking zone defense

and a pickup game. And then I realized I'm in too deep and I just gotta not play anymore. It's one thing to, he wasn't doing like an aggressive zone, was he? No, it was a pretty well-run zone. that I realized I'm in too deep and I just got to not play anymore. Yeah. It's one thing to... He wasn't doing like an aggressive zone, was he? No, it was a pretty well-run zone. Yeah.

I mean, we beat the fuck out of it. Was it an attacking zone? No, it was a... No, it wasn't a Syracuse. Because sometimes if you're playing with your boys and you just want to have one of those defenses where you don't run very much, let's just... That's what they did, yeah. Let's just play zone.

But the running was the point. That was the reason I got so mad. It was like, we're here not to win the pickup game. We're here to actually do the running. We're here so that we can go and eat like 10,000 calories tonight and be like, huh, I worked out today. I played two games to 11. Lightly jogging up and down the court. I will say that I was not, and we discussed this after, but I was not the creator of this zone. I just approved it, but somewhat argued that you actually run more You were you were the face of it though. Yeah, it wasn't your idea

But you became like when I wake up at 2 a.m. And I'm staring at the ceiling thinking about it I see your face. Yeah, I mean the funniest way to say it's how he said it. He approved it. Yeah, I Still just remember when I was I think I was dribbling the ball up. I was like are they I was like I'm out Are they in a fucking zone? first possession Chair you a goggles guy when you play no I kind of wish I would like a more I saw tomorrow had very cool goggles When he's on the next you would know change is more Kurt Rambus in the Marjie She just talks the most maddening amount of shit. I do and it's so frustrating What's an exit like what's something he's not like shit to you? It's not like directed at someone

he just is talking out loud where he'll be like Got it or like bored. Yeah board man. He'll like grab it like board man He'll make like a semi open layup and do like too small. Yeah There's just like a guy kind of in the area. Yeah. Pretend like he dunked on him. Yeah. I do talk to the guy in the garden sometimes.

I'll encourage them to shoot or something like that. It's all playful. It just helps me get up for it and I like it. It just helps him get up. Helps him get that fire. A victory dance after a free throw. Yeah. But yeah. When we first started playing,

it did bother some people quite a bit. Oh, well, that's your entire demeanor. That's fair. I'm surprised you don't take charges, Shay. That's a huge win that you're not a charge guy. And pick up that's a bit. I don't want anyone to actually get hurt. If we were playing a, we enter the Yak in an

adult league and we all played would you take charges? Or competitively? I still kind of think that's like dangerous for people okay like 35 and above so it's hard because Nikki Smokes knows that no one will take a charge It's a faux pas to take a charge in a pickup game. And so he just purposely no euro step right through you He just fucking tries to he plays prison ball to yeah Well head down obviously those plays too hard Yeah, he'll play like prison ball cuz he knows if you're putting a tough spot where it's either like you you don't really guard him that hard or you take the charge and you're a pussy for taking the charge.

Yeah. Smart kid that, Nicky Smills. Yeah, I would certainly agree with that. Yeah, I'll play. I don't know. Yeah. I needed someone to make some shots. I'll play January 1st.

No you're not. I'm going to play. I'm getting there. Like last week I walked out there, I just didn't have the right shoes on. Did you notice I'm wearing basketball shoes today? I'm getting closer. Garfield Sox? Garfield Sox and basketball shoes. What shoes are those? These are LeBrons. Yeah baby it's back. Yeah. We should do old versus young teams. It's my Garfield. I'd be down for that. Yeah. We'd get. Those, this sounds like an ass-whipping everyoping every 35 and older

Team would dominate well hold on I think the old team what do we have five olds? 35 and up. Okay. Do we have versus younger than 35? We got four in this room. Hey for raising your hand We have four in this room. Do we have a fifth pft? What do you see? Has he ever played? I think she's 30 38 38. Chief plays. Old Tate. Tate's like 31. Who are like the top three players in the office besides you? Titus. You all have all the height too. Whiteboard Rick. Lance is pretty good. Lance is good at everything except scoring. Jack McCarthy's good

This take good. Does he play? It's pretty good. He's good, but he doesn't want to shoot. Yeah Evo's Evo's sneaky good. Nikki smokes good Henkel is really good too Matt ankle that the one that plays so hard Doesn't play that. Yeah, he attacks everything. He does. I don't think that guy attacks everything. He does The ball guy. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, you think he attacks everything? Oh, yeah that guy attacks everything he does. The bald guy? Yeah. Yeah. You think he attacks everything? Oh, yeah. That guy hustles.

He's a hustler. To Brandon's point, I remember that producer bowl we did. And he was on my team. And we were going through a signing who's going to do what events. Literally every single event, he's like, I'm good at that. Yeah. I was racing.

Oh, I forgot. I forgot. What's up? We saw Joey Chestnut on Saturday. Shit. And Joey Chestnut lives in Indiana. Oh, really forgot. I forgot. What's up? We saw Joe chestnut on Saturday. She had and Joe chestnut lives in Indiana. Oh, really? Yeah. And like Bloomington or I know he said he what do you say? Oh, no, I went in like an hour outside Indianapolis. I think he lives pretty close to Chicago. Shit. Yeah.

Shocking. That is shocking. What what brings him there? I don't know. But huh? He's definitely going to come to the office, and we're definitely going to do... Holy shit. You know what's an hour outside of Indianapolis? Frankfurt, Indiana. Wait a fucking minute.

Oh, my God. You think so? You think he's eating the whole town? Do you know what their nickname is for their high school? The motherfucking hot dogs. The hot dogs. Do you think he moved there because he was like, it's free hot dogs? Holy shit.

He's probably mad. Surely he's not that on the nose. I don't know. Sorry. Chestnuts' crazy ass would do it, though. He would. But we're going to have him come up. We were breaking it down.

He's got it down to a site. We're just like, how many guys could beat you in this? And he's like, six, maybe five. Like, all the like, you know, if it's a three minute competition, I probably can't beat him. But if it's a 10 minute competition, I could beat like nine guys. So we'll have to come up with, oh, it's like the eating. Yeah. All eating hot dogs trying to. Yeah. Yeah. He said that he can eat 33 hot dogs in three minutes. So has he ever done that? Is there any? He did. He's

so he's just traveling now just do it So he was there. I think he did something during the game I remember week one of the NFL season he was at halftime of the Bengals game. He went five verse one No shit brought eating Competition. Yeah, we have men. I've got in seeing Clemmer. Just keep making him grilled. Jesus. Oh, yeah kill him That would kill him speaking of who we saw on Saturday, guess who I saw at the end of the game? He just walked up towards the end,

didn't even know it was in the crowd. He walked up wearing a Tyrone Biggums. Oh yeah. Oh, Chugger guy. Deutch. Deutch. Oh my God. He's wearing, and I had no idea why he was dressed like that. Deutch. I can't get enough Deutch. Deutch just walked up and said, hey man. And we brought it up to Deutch's desk, George oh my god, he's where and I had no idea why he was dressed like that George

I can't get enough to I walked up said hey man And we brought it up to Joey just cuz I think someone had said I think you weren't on the bus when Joey Just I came by were you no I was not there I was someone had said that George was around I didn't know that and I want to see Joey justice first door Oh, yeah, cuz that would be a hell of a competition isn't do it from like Maine I don't know where to watch it from. He just goes wherever the party is. OK, that's what I love about.

He was the Army Navy last year. We saw him there at that game. Yeah. Now he was at this game. Yeah, no, he goes to where the party is. He puts out those videos of him chugging versus frat guys. Have you seen that? Have you seen like his Instagram? Whatever is just like it's just like who could chug a beer fastest? Every video is the exact same.

And I watch every single one. Yeah, like it's just like who could chug a beer fastest every video is the exact same and I Watch every single one. Yeah, like it's the first time I've seen it every time he does you're like, well that was fucking Holy shit. I know exactly what's coming. I'm still like, oh my god Can you put can we see the case race to each minute? That was still one of I I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my entire life That was one of the greatest minutes of content of all time. And I say this every time.

He had been drinking at the Cubs game right before. And he came in a Pat Summitt costume. Oh, yeah. I can see he wears a costume every time. I don't know. Because he was wearing the Dave Chappelle crackhead costume. And he then went and sat in the gambling cave. And it was like a fighter who was knocked out but

Wanted to keep getting in there. We had to like take he was just like I could keep going and we're like George I don't think he's a concuss quarterback He just doesn't have an answer but he's like put me back in Crazy a Deutsch what a fucking legend. Oh. Deutsch might fuck around and get hired. God damn it. I don't... I gotta figure out what else he would do.

But I don't think he needs to do anything else. I think that one... Did Joey Chestnut and Deutsch meet up? I don't know. I told Joey, I was like, Deutsch is here somewhere, and he's like, oh, I've heard of that guy. So it's gotten around. It Yeah, yeah, like Kong verse guys. Yeah, how do you put their powers together? Cuz Joey can slam beers, too

Yeah, absolutely Joey gets hammered after the hot dog eating competition every year What do they do they throw up or they he gets so he said that he gets home he gets on a treadmill for like Four hours and just walks And then he goes out and drinks Really what about how much diarrhea? Yeah, I know I think it's just blocked up. Oh Yeah, it's pretty insane That's what the man verse food guy used to do. He used to just walk on a treadmill for like six hours

before doing the challenges. Oh, God. TJ! Who's the doich? Start the clock! Doich. Doich. Doich.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Holy shit! No, no, he's got a poor note! You said he had to pour his note! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Help! Oh, my God note! I'm gonna kill him! Stop it! Help!

Oh, Jesus. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Like, it looks like he's pretending, like an actor pretending that it's not even there. Yeah, he's having, like, a tea party with his daughter. Yeah, yeah.

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Knock, knock! Oh, my God! That was four. Titus. That's quicker than I take a shot. That was four. That's quicker than I take a shot. It's so fun watching these clips because I don't remember any of this. It's like seeing it for the first time.

Oh, man. It's all weird. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out. I think we've got to do a case race in January for Kyle's birthday. I think that's about the appropriate time. It's a two-year thing, January and summer. That checks out.

Yeah. You need something to look forward to in January too right and just be like miserable yeah like this third week in January just be like fuck it let's do it and it's gonna be miserable but Brandon I will say watching it back you weren't doing a very good job as well yeah you're really and I say this from the bottom of my heart fuck you I I joked about earlier, but me not quitting that night was a miracle And then you're 40th. Oh what yeah my 40th. Oh, that's right. Yeah January makes sense I

Would rather celebrate KB than my 40th. I'm not looking forward to turning 40. Although, you know what? Maybe I am. Fuck it. Yeah. It is what it is. What are you gonna do? I need to start just giving up a little bit more.

Yeah. Can't win, don't try. Fuck it. Yeah. We're not getting younger. Fuck it. Yeah. That should be,

should be my 40th motto. Fuck it. Fuck it. The fuck it 40s. It's over. It's over. I've had a great run. Can I tell you a secret though?

What? It's been over. I know it's been over, but I haven't accepted it. People realize it at 40, but it's over at like 36. You're only halfway. Just being like, hey. You're only halfway. To what?

To dying. You got the whole other half. I think we're farther than halfway. Well that and we got the bad half. Yeah. The good half. So yeah, they had it right. Like hundreds of years ago when you just die when you're like 37. I think my 50s. I think they had a rock. Think you'll have a good 50s. Yeah. Why are you telling me? I don't know. You sound like you're motivating yourself. No,

I'm just saying like you said the bad half. But I think if I had to guess, 50s might be my best decade. 50s would be good, because, you know, my kids will be older. Older, you're taking care of everything. I just started traveling. But your body's going to work as much. Your body's just going to shut down. Well, how have they been going for you, Brandon?

Hollery again? Got him. That's Danny. I think he's only here to throw those in every now and then. That's Danny right there. I'm 45 years old. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think my way lower than I'm looking forward to those. You're scared in your forties.

Well, because forties, you still I feel like forties. You can't you can't retire in your forties. You write fifties is the first age that you can reasonably be like, I'm retired. What do you think? 52 like if you retired 52 you're comfortable. What do you mean comfortable? Well, I mean just saying because I don't think you can retire at 50 I think it's like maybe 55 55 55 is when you retire. I would like to retire and just become like I'd maybe just like be a guest on a couple shows every now and then.

You've said this before, but you're retiring is really just doing what you do now. You're going to be going to want to talk sports. Oh, less of it though. Less. You're going to want to talk sports. You're going to want to gamble. Man.

Tired. Also, I feel like 40s, you're still like kind of obligated to meet up with friends, go out. No, you're right. You're in nations with the family, friends. 50, no one really expects anything from you. You can kind of just sit at home all day. I don't even really have friends anymore.

And every time I do, y'all say they have tiny dicks. Yeah, I mean, I have friends but I don't see them very often. Which is what it is, you know what I mean, man? Just getting older. I saw Art this weekend. Fuck yeah. Came over to the house, yeah.

Well, you watched the boy taking my pier out. But now your boat could have sunk the boat too your boat sunk boats fine boat can float yeah and it'll be we'll get it back in the water in March or April whenever I can't remember when the lake unfroze this year probably like March winter is gonna suck I think we're due for a bad well last year was pretty good. And also, we've been on maybe the greatest streak of weather. A historic one.

Well, it was awesome. It's been, but it's like summer was perfect. I feel like we didn't have barely any rainy days. Yeah, right. This is the winter where we're like, all right, is this the trend? Was last year fluke, or is it going to be like from now on? Yeah, it's global warming, like are we actually set actually set up because this I mean, it's 75 degrees today

I always say st. Patrick's Day here is like my my Groundhog's Day. Yeah, if it's above 40, we're gonna be okay But if you're still roaming around in like 28 to 35 degrees, yeah I got thrown off. I took the kids to a farm yesterday afternoon and I didn't look at the weather We were inside all more and I like hot I bundled us up. Yeah, then I got thrown off. I took the kids to a farm yesterday afternoon, and I didn't look at the weather We were inside all more and I like hot I bundled us up. Yeah, then I got there Yeah, it was hot as fuck 77 degrees here today. Yeah God bless God bless us all God bless Yeah, I'm worried that it's gonna go out on your boat today Brandon. Oh Don't you go out? It's a beautiful day. I guess you could go visit it.

At the bottom of the boat. You can visit the Pearl Harbor boats. Y'all are being sassy. Let's take the canoe still out. Let's take the submarine down to see Brandon's boat. I can canoe. Oh, we should get you a submarine. Yeah, so we could see your boat.

Why? I don't know. Brandon's submarine to see Brandon's boat. Have you seen those? That could be our serious episode have you seen the the? Submarine slash like shark boat. Oh, yeah get one of those those are awesome. Did you pull that up? Those are fucking last shark boat. Yeah, that's I actually think I described it perfect. Yeah, you did you did there You know exactly I know exactly we were talking about they're incredible. Mm-hmm

Yes, bang TJ had it in a second Look at this, Brandon. Now, you need this. How sick is this? Can this be bought by a civilian? Yes. What do you think? I'm going to say $250,000?

Whoa. No. See? Priceless went up. Brandon, please get one. It's just a jet ski that you can go underwater with. Get one, Brandon. Have you seen?

I've never heard this. Did we talk about this on here? blow in their organs out with the the jet? What from the the? On their or the jet skis. I didn't know this is a thing. Oh wait what? The jet skis you know how the water shoots out the back of the Sure, I guess every year people like try to climb on and someone revs it and they get water shots So far up their buttholes or they're like holes that it like what fucks people up is that? So you have to answer if it's real or not, I don't know I don't I don't trust you got to get one for malice But apparently people get fucked up every year. Yeah, like people are not and like that's one of those injuries

Where like if you're out jet-skiing with the boys Like it's serious, but you can't tell anybody you have to just die What's wrong? I think I'm in the hospital for two weeks. Oh My boy shot a bunch of water at my butthole. Yeah, we're on the jet ski. No, that's fine But apparently it's a thing you know is your stories or at least I would when I was growing up with people like Sitting on the fucking suction cups at the bottom of the pool or the Yes, and getting their energy. Oh, yeah I always heard people got their hair caught in the hot tub jets. Yeah. Yeah, but I never heard of that one

You should try it. Wait, are these all real? I'm thinking about it. Remember when we discovered driving barefoot is not illegal I'm thinking about it when we discover driving barefoot is not illegal Yeah, people get water like shot up their buttholes and it like kill it like fucks people up go around your jet ski Go up the side. We're gonna have to test it out. Is this my this might be my serious episode. Listen everyone. Oh, man I had never knew It doesn't look like it comes out that aggressively. I know. Don't you? When you die, wouldn't it be cool to see a video of all the times you came super close to death but didn't know it? Yeah. Yeah. I was an inch away from having my organs blown

out by a jet ski. You think you've been close to death three times in your life without knowing it. Yes. Yeah. Big time. Hmm. I've been close to death by knowing it. I have a car race. Oh, well, I can live with diabetes. Like you're on a roller coaster that wasn't locked in all the way and you just didn't realize it. Maybe. But there's one flight back from our variety that I think that like that was supposed to be your night. Would someone a person died there was like in ordinate amount of turbulence in like the corridor around New York and

another private plane Someone died because they didn't have their seatbelt on hit the top and bled out. Holy shit same night. I puked And then security guard Mike puked, and it was one of the funniest things ever because he was just in the front of the plane, screaming, someone get me a trash bag. And he started puking everywhere. Fuck.

Yeah, I got real motion sickness, which I had never gotten before, which is a crazy feeling because usually when you throw up, it's like, oh, you're sick or you drank too much. So I started throwing up. We got down, we landed. Ron and I used to live next to each other in Brooklyn, so we got in an Uber.

We got on the road, maybe five minutes in, I had to tell the Uber driver, I was like, pull over, I gotta puke again. Whoa. I still had motion sickness. I woulda taken the puke fee. I was still fucked up. What?

I woulda taken the puke fee. What? I would have taken the puke fee. Yeah. Yeah. Just thrown up everywhere. Yeah, I've been deep sea fishing a few times. Then sometimes a few hours after, you still feel like you're on the boat. Like getting off a trampoline.

Have you guys been in an Uber that someone's puked in? I don't think so. I one time, we went to, I think it was when the Badgers were in the tournament, we were watching me and all my buddies were watching the game at a bar. And then we won, I think it might've been gone to go to a sweet 16 or final four. And we're like, fuck it. Let's go to the horseshoe in Hammond, Indiana, the casino. And we all got in it. And as we were coming, pulling up my friend we were sitting it

was like five of us squeezed in my friend sitting in the middle seat just puked all over himself we were maybe a hundred yards away from the front door that was bad I had a bad one of my buddies is 21st and there was an extra person in the uber so we were crammed and he laid across us and puked over all of us Well quite the fee I had to throw up in a one of those airplane bags once next to people I didn't know it's hung over coming back from a wedding But never I've had to stop ubers to get out and puke. I've never puked in one When I was driving home from the case race I puked a few times

Sometimes in the back of the uber you get pulled off by just like puking outside of the window, but rarely doesn't work out well You think you're sly then you see that additional fee. Yeah, what's up, Jackie? That's it How's it? Saying what's up? It's not that deep, dude. It's not that fucking deep. Did we do NASCAR? Yeah. Brandon did.

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Yeah, we got this. We got six pages? We have 10. 10? 10. I just dumped a bunch on Galo right before the show. People shit Wednesday. Yeah, we got this We got six pages with ten ten And I just dumped a bunch on gallo right before the show did we do any six each right? Yeah, did we do? No, no, we've done ten. I'm sorry. Oh Yeah, that's what I was asking. Yeah, I'm a double double spacing size 14 font. Yeah, it's two pages. No for sure You limping Brandon hmm you okay Brandon yeah I was just Heal hurts. Okay. Sorry about your heel. That's all I got.

That's all I got. My heel hurts, so I'm having to not... I can't put any pressure on my heel. No one said those intense workouts every morning would be easy. Thank you. Thank you. 45 and bone spurs. That does go together. 45 and still alive.

Still kicking. Still kicking. I got still alive. Still kicking. Still kicking. I got to go do some podcasts. We want to, someone do the high noon ad, and we'll maybe cut it a little early today. Sorry. We have KB back and then Sass and possibly fights on Wednesday.

I don't think we've done all of them. We still got to do it. No, I just did FitBud. Oh, I'm sorry. We knew, Danny pointed out that you were never going to do FitBud. Damn. When you were never going to do fit, but Damn when you were gone That's he said it why are you looking at me? I don't know. I don't know why I did it. I just okay fine

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Oh, God! Oh! Wow. I saw my life flash before my eyes as well. Oh, no. Ben, are you kidding? It would suck. It wouldn't be funny.

No, but your top... Your top... Most people he's had a steak with. Yeah, second. I gotta get those steak with second. Yeah Get the flu He does yes, he'd still have to go right? Just bring the flu. Yeah, he's got the flu Does he yeah, I guess so. He's the funniest person you flew the Monday flu

Mm-hmm The perfect weather flu, I don't know if it's working here, but somewhere along the line I've developed a thing where when people get sick, I see it as like a character flaw And I haven't always been this way and I think it's I think it's what I started working here That's a cultural thing here. I think I just noticed that just noticed that you're sick. Yeah, you don't get sick Yeah, no, I I agree with you, but the second you said Dave sick instead of just being like I hope he feels better I was just like what? Pussy the fucking idiot dude who gets sick. Yeah, you come in you come in you get brutally shamed for potentially spreading the sickness You don't come in. Yeah. Yeah, it's like he's doesn't work. Yeah

Potentially spreading the sickness. You don't come in. Yeah. Yeah, it's like he doesn't work. Yeah good culture I do think that I'm gonna implement we're gonna do a week Maybe in January where everyone has to dress their nicest all week. I like that. It's kind of like that It's kind of like the taking the the when we did the fashion show taking risks We do that for an entire week because I did realize that we across the board everyone shames everyone for wearing anything nice. So yeah, just all dress up for a week. Yeah. All right. Theme week. Also Wednesday Halloween costumes. Why Wednesday? Just because I think sass and fights are here and what no Halloween's next week Halloween costumes What do you think today? Yes, you're just a week. I thought this weekend was Halloween. No, we don't She changed her clothes 21st 21st we carved our pumpkins yesterday

She was going that was Kate was going door-to-door I know that you're not having a stroke. I was a stroke sentence Wednesday Halloween costumes. Yeah Even it's not even you didn't even have the date Like if I would understand it if next Wednesday was Halloween not even next Wednesday on the day of the week Wednesday is October 23rd Okay, I was bugging Danny on Friday I was like, can you sit with me and help me come up with for this coming Wednesday? I'm bored. Let's do a Halloween thing. Yeah nice enough to roll with it. Holy shit I don't think I caught this Wednesday. What's the last time you have the VA to just get this morning? Okay? Um

Did you find a big pumpkin? No, I'm still if anyone in the Chicago land area knows where we can get a big pumpkin Otherwise, we're gonna have to do a pumpkin on the head. A gigantic pumpkin. So Titus, on Halloween, we're getting a big pumpkin and we're going to empty it out and then spin the wheel. And one person has to sit in the pumpkin for the whole show. Like a baby. Yeah.

It's our great pumpkin. That's a good idea. I showed you a guy in Illinois has one, like, world's biggest pumpkin, maybe country's biggest pumpkin in the past, like, five years. We're talking Dynasty. We might have to go to his farm. The guy in Illinois has won, like, world's biggest pump... maybe country's biggest pumpkin in the past, like, five years. We're talking dynasty. We might have to go to his money.

Also, we'd maybe like it pre-cut out. I feel like we could do something with the seeds. That's part of me was thinking part of it would be there has to be, like, a team assembled to get the goop out in the background or something. I don't know. I feel like we could do something with the goop. Team as in Jacob. Yeah. First with a the J ends with a cup

Give me a sec, but if anyone has any leads and it would have to be like wheeled in here It would be a whole thing. But oh my god. Yeah Wow Oh, that was that would go back go back Go back That they made this seem like it was Yeah Three-year-old. ...the largest in Illinois by the Illinois Giant Pumpkin Growers Association.

Oh my God, man. Whoa. That's what it's all about, seeing those reactions. Joe Atkins is that gifted grower who found his call... Joe Atkins, that's the guy. Joe Atkins, okay, text to me. And good gourd. Get a load of this guy.

...mediums, so I decided that I'd have to grow them to get to the size that I want your face on it Now at the risk of playing whack-a-mole mark, I'm gonna give you Association okay, yeah, I will Wow, all right, see how many dudes we could fit in a pumpkin Yeah, this is I think because you know how it's like, there's too much, Christmas starts too early every year and you're, with kids there's so much Halloween shit starting like September 1st.

I'm like, I've been doing Halloween stuff every weekend. True, yeah. For eight weekends now, when the fuck is it? Yeah, most pumpkins have already been carved and turned into jack-o-lanterns. Yeah. Okay, all right.o-lanterns. Yeah. Okay, alright. Hey, you were ready.

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