The Yak - Tate Joins Us To Recap His BOX OFFICE Weekend In Ole Miss With Mintzy: Mon Sep 21, 2026

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

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Grats. We got Eddie in the building. Got Ed in the building. Happy birthday to Danny Conrad. We got Danny's birthday. That's right. Happy birthday. Can I play Kyle's game with the three birthdays?

Yes. Who do you think is? Most known from ages 4 to 40 today's birthdays. Jason DeRullo, Carlton, Liam Gallagher from Oasis. 4 to 40. Carlton. I think. Thanks? I don't know what's real name.

Alfonso Roberto Ribero. Not him. Alfonso, motherfuckerucking. That's Carlton, do you? Okay. Is that the person who looks least like their name? Alfonso Ribero? Yeah.

Scooby Wright. Hmm. Okay. Well, it's not him. It's not him. him. I think Liam Gallagher

has 30 to 40 on lock across the globe, right? Yeah, but Jason Derulo might too. Jason is also limited to like 30s, right? But I guess a lot of younger people know him at least.

He's had some TikTok songs. I think DeRuolo's probably won. It might be door to 40. There's a guy in our fantasy league that's like all those fantasy team names are about DeRullo? It's because they imprint. Oh.

What's your team name? That's not my team name. Oh, okay. That's the next team name. My team name. Nikki Derulo. Nikki DeRullo is, oh, that's my username. That's been my username for things since way before Barstores.

It's your problem. I'm going to. I'm sorry. I'm at your username, not your team name. Yeah. Yeah. That's just my username. Happy birthday, Danny.

How old, 32? 40. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Happy 40th. You got lucky. I saw, I saw Jackie hanging around out there. She's here and it's your birthday.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. No coincidence. Yeah. Oh, she was coming anyways. Huh. Don't. Mm-hmm.

All right, enough about me. Let's get to Mincey. So, how, 33? Has to be 30. 34. 34? Oh. 34?

40. 40. What is it? It's 34. It's 34. It's 33. I remember I'm saying 32 a couple of months ago. No, 34, yes.

It is 34. 34 is the worst year of my fucking life. You can tell. Just look out. You just turn 34. Yeah. Been horrible. Are you doing anything fun?

What is this? It's Darulo. Yeah, Jackie. Harry's Tiles. concert? Oh yeah, what's she get for you? Going to Blythe. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. You kind of fucked her. Like, whoa.

No, he really did. Hard. He hardly fucked him. Come on. Fuck you, Ed. He put a lot of pressure on it two weeks later. What do you mean? Like, you got to the... That was an anniversary birthday crossover gift, all right?

I think that counts. It's two and one. You lightly fucked her. Because I'd imagine you're expecting a big awesome gift of something that you love surprise yeah hopefully like a comedy show tomorrow or something oh shit no i'm kidding i'm doing bar sleptter darted oh fete welcome back what's up guys welcome back to the land of the normal i guess yeah listen that's what i signed up for that went you're the best you're the fucking best that is the highest performing one is it not it has to yeah by a lot my lot tate and you

did enough you know it did you career wise this was an incredible weekend, but you live through having to follow him around. How are you holding up? I would say this. The other ones I know what I'm getting into for whatever. Like, I was excited for this one.

And it delivered on the content wise. He was on one. He's one of one. But I really was looking forward to going to the game day atmosphere, jump around tailgate to tailgate, go into the square, going to the library. We didn't do any of that. We spent more time in the

Super 8 and the laundromat. He did say y'all we're going to burn it down this weekend. Looking back, these old takes exposure crazy where he's like, I'm not even going to sleep. We're going to play through, he said. He said he's going to play through. He promised me we were going to the library. We never made it out, despite me and a girl both begging him to go. And instead we, it was too far of a walk, so instead we walked, you know, two miles to a college house and sat on their couch at two in the morning.

It was too far. We walked to go to the bar. You walked two miles to a college house. And we got in two fights this weekend. Three. One was me being like, Mincy, this is not, and he's like,

there's no other way to get home than doing this. There's no other way to get home from an Ole Miss game than to your phone dying, bouncing around tailgates, asking for chargers, walking to a gas station, getting recognized, deciding that you don't want to get hounded by 800 photos.

So instead going to a college party, sitting in their living room. That was him. That's the only way. So everybody does it. Was he asleep? He was gassed. That's the most, I think that was the most relatable part of him this weekend, not wanting to join 100,000 college kids after coming down from how many stimulants and whatever else he did and partying all day.

Or he didn't party all day, but he. No, we sat in the tent. Even your tailgate was like one tent, was it not? We went, we, we did the walk, the walk. That's right. He did deliver. As soon as he took the shades off. Incredible.

He did deliver. But then right after that, he was like, it's the heat and the foot combined. He started making everyone come down to his level to take photos, which was great. And then we went and sat in the NIL tent next to like two old ladies for legitimately three hours. What do you think was a tweet of the weekend? Because I think there's an easy one-one. Really?

So many. I think there's an easy one. I thought the flaunting one that you just mentioned is got to be up there. The one that sticks out to me, Tate, is the hotel door. and continually walking past the sensor and not even thinking about where the sensor is

and the sensor is in the shot. That's not my one. I think 1-1. The storyline of the shirt makes me laugh, but the 1-1 is being invited to Ole Misses basketball practice and the head coach

announcing that he only lets certain people in here and you've really got to be trusted and I don't care if you donate millions of dollars. You don't talk to this team unless you're really part of the family. I noticed Mincy being like,

And then he goes So I brought in ESPN's Pete Thammel And Mincy's head dropped That was like a cartoonish Charlie Brown-esque drop See that's the magic of these trips though Because I think everybody leaves it With their own one-one. My one-one is laundromat

zooming in on the out-of-order paper Thousand percent that's it Thank you Eddie A thousand percent Birds of a feather you and I Yeah that thing was Highlighter green Oh that?

Oh I thought y'all, man. There's a money. Yeah. Going in on the hotel across the street. The out of order one. Yeah. No, no, the out of order post-it note.

Yes. I couldn't. I was flabbergasted. And the picture, the Uber driver carrying his shit out of Walmart? Incredible. Raven. That's, again, like, I know he takes shit today and I was to give him credit. No one else could do this.

He is. Nobody else would do that. But I agree. But also, like, we, the trip turned into him inviting Raven, the Uber driver to dinner with us. and then her getting fed up and carrying his shit out. And then her husband DMing him the next thing. That was underrated, one of my favorites. The husband DM'd him.

And he took it as a positive. She a good friend. Good friend even. You guys were in Oxford, which on a football weekend is probably the best food destination in Mississippi. And two nights in a row, you went 45 minutes out of town. Is it because he was getting free steaks? I don't think so. The first time it was because he used to gamble up in Tunica and he used to stop there.

And it was like nostalgic. So we went there. The second night he wanted nothing to do with the square We missed his dinner Was he scared of getting pantsed? He was pretty scared Yeah, why did he want nothing to do with the square? Doesn't that seem like the exact opposite of what

He knew I want to go to the square Doesn't he want to be in it? Wasn't that? Hey, you were dying to go to the square I want to go so fucking bad No, he, I think he wanted to go And it just didn't work out the first night And then the second night he was just tired

And he promised He's like, I know you want to go It's going to be a great time, I promise And we slept through game day couldn't make it in time and then he got tired again. But I liked his spin of like, we're Fox people, we don't do. But he doesn't know that you tweeted out

that you got supplies to make a sign. Yeah, he really doesn't know. I'll give him credit for that. He has no idea. But just everything he does is. So like we went to Walmart and got all these supplies for his game day sign and immediately we get back in the car

and he spills his leftovers all over it and there's sauce all over the poster. He bought a backup poster board. That's why I bought two. That's the best part. Like, you don't need to be in the square or in the parade. You just have to be at the laundromat or the super rate or in a car. Mincy's the square.

Yeah. It really is. He's where he goes. He's disarmingly authentic. But he doesn't get that. Like, he, if I would say one thing that annoys me, he still doesn't get, like, to him, nice things is good content. Like, oh, I'm going to this sick concert.

He likes the man's going to be great. Yes. When we couldn't find a place. That was good content. And then his buddy reaches out to him. He's like, hey, I knocked him down from 2,500 a night to 1,500 night, which just wasn't true. Mincey kept being like, the content here would be epic. It's such a nice place.

He still doesn't get that it being cool and nice is not good content. Like, if you asked him what the most viral video was this weekend, would he say him dapping up Trinidad? Dapping up Trinidad was big time. He did get a kiss, right? Oh, hell yeah. That was kind of cool. he loves the girls being around him was epic flanked by two orders he does know the the walk of champions went crazy yeah

there was one more still shot that i i thought really did well for you and i thought that was a good shot guilty as charles yeah no shit dude the average cc couple well that was the original one yeah the first time we saw her oh yes yes yes he pulls the camera all the way back yeah yeah perfect photo max Point five. First time all weekend I went point five. She's looking at him lustfully. Hello.

But then the still shot of him like digging in his mouth. Absolutely. Yeah. It's perfect. That pink shirt, dude. That thing had you all on an adventure. That's what cost your time at the square. Yeah.

So that was just. saying that in there. The most underrated part was how he carried these barstool bags with him. I'm telling you, there were two things. I wish that I had to film on 24-7 because I would make a clip right now, a cut-up of him saying the same thing to every

person we met. It doesn't matter who we met. He told him two things. One, he's a person of modern technology with the hair, the laces. Yes. The second was he told everyone from Chris Beard multiple times to everyone, the head of NIL, that he was going to do this outfit reveal.

And then he just, he brought his pink shirt with him. He leaves his pink shirt in the stands. We leave the stadium. He's super sad. We come back in. He can't find it. He can't walk around. I search everywhere.

I find it. Bring it back to him. He forgets it at a college house. That's right. And was that just a Grove collective polo? Is that what that was? I don't know what it was. That's not like a rare shirt.

Could that shirt just be purchased again? Yeah, for sure. I also think, I also think it's red. I think it's red. Is it red? I think so. Up close it looked red to me. He bleached it.

I don't know. He keeps calling his lucky pink shirt and I was... Has he gotten his $500 jeans yet? No, those are getting shipped here. He got me one too. Shout out him. That was crazy. That's very nice.

Yeah. Well, actually, they got me then. Wait, so that girl, what's the... Was that just her... That wasn't her seat, right? Was that a Mincy link up? How did that... Those were, their seats were on the other side of Mincy and people were in their seats and

I think she clearly knew... Mincy from the beginning was like in their ear, being like, I'm a big... deal social media this is going to go crazy oh really that was just by chance they were there yeah he approached those girls and like immediately what does he say he he was like i'm just telling you like he films me it's going to pop off big time and they were like all in i think the one girl knew like every time something happened she would like pan to the camera and wanted to be involved so that's why i didn't feel bad about like yeah yeah the one in the white or the blue the one in the white the christian one oh yeah is there any

Did you see how he described her? Okay, this is actually, this makes me laugh too because the amount of people that I met in Mississippi that didn't, that don't know how to use the internet like that would ask me about this. Like they would think those types of things, not that, but they would think those types of things are real. Quigs got everyone all weekend. Oh, I'm sure. Like jacking off in the fucking back. Now he's jacking off. Yeah.

Yeah. What was your breakdown of frustration versus funny? everything you you kind of hit it every time you talk about like the the showering after his bathwater yeah I'm it that's yeah that's outrageous content but it doesn't bother me um I had to step in once the walk to the college house at two in the morning set me off yeah um that made me really frustrated the next morning waking up and like I took him aside we're about to walk into a hundred person college party they're like throwing full beer cans at people at LSU fans as they walk by and Mincey just wanted to sit down and plug his phone in.

I'm like, this ain't going to work. Did you consider like you treat it like you're a wildlife photographer and you don't get involved, right? But like that two-mile walk effect is you. Just to say, stop, I'm getting this a new room. I was really pissed. But no, I knew we were on to something. I knew.

And then like the next morning, him not waking up, I thought we're going to miss the flight. You were going to miss the flight? We were 100% good. You were prepared to miss the flight if he missed the flight. We, Brandon, it would have been the greatest thing in my story. telling history if if the flight wasn't delayed, I would have made it and he wouldn't have. Because I have

TSA pre-check and he doesn't. Could you imagine if I flew back with Mincey missed the flight? That'll be unbelievable. But we were in the same Uber on the way there. But if you didn't intervene, he'd still be looking for the blue line, you know? Yeah. Like you do have to find ways to step in. The last tweet of the day is the

only one that actually, when I showed frustration, I was like, I'm getting the fuck out of here. And then for him to walk by and then just like stand in line like dancing and waiting for me and then going hey you mind get me a breakfast sandwich and then you did it he got i was like mincy you can get in line you have to get your own fucking breakfast sandwich good lord yeah yeah i was mad why do you ask you was he just like not in his right mind at this point in time i think so okay then we missed our luggage and i think there was confusion too with this scene here we go this gets me every time

That bag has been through some shit, man. Look. And there's an elevator, surely. Hell yeah. What are you talking about? There's also a handle you can just pick up. Sure. Pretty decent ad for that luggage, though.

Oh, yeah. Bang it around all the time. I think it's a luggage deal. Yeah, stop. More stairs. Linus's blanket. Is there... But is he doing this without me there?

That's just, like, I think. I need more people to catch him in the wild then. I think. Like if I wasn't there, how does he get home? I mean, Danny's caught him in a while where he's walking down the sidewalk and Danny just puts the phone up and mitsy walks ripe. Yeah, that's true. He's definitely doing that with Augie there. The luggage is crazy.

Like, we went up and down 25 flights of stairs. He never once picked it up. Because mind you, he doesn't even think that's funny. He pushed open the automatic door. I don't get how he doesn't understand. Like, he sees all these tweets that go viral of yours, but he still thinks what people want to see is like him doing a little pep rally. That does get me annoyed. And I told him that.

Like, you just live your life. Quit looking to me. But he'll be like, hey, this is Walker Jones, the VP of the Grove Collective. This would be good content. Yeah. What is that? Hey, guys, this is Walker Jones. Yeah.

Do you think it would be that different if you didn't have him blocked? Because I don't. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, he's a documentarian's wettest dream. He is the greatest thing. He transgresses like no one's watching. And then he, like, peacocks.

like 8.3 billion people are watching. Uh-huh. Does any part of him, does he ever contradict his public persona? Like, waiver off camera and be like, I got to get better at X, Y, or Z. He, I'll say this. He takes too much heat.

I think everyone in here knows that he wants to have a good heart. He, like, at his core has a good heart. Like him? I've said he's not a bad guy. doesn't know how to be a good guy. That's fair. That's pretty bad. Yeah, people are over diagnosed him as like,

he is not a bad guy. He just doesn't know what he's doing. He's got a good heart. Yeah. Like he did. He truly invited our Uber driver and bought her a steak dinner. So don't say that Mincy is a refuses to spend money and refuses to be a good guy. He had no reason to do that.

It was fucking. Well, he did have a reason to do that. He did have a reason. He did have a reason. Keep getting the ride. Yeah. I mean, everything seems to have a means to an end. I agree with that.

He does everything for a reason. Yeah. But I don't think that he knows, he doesn't, I don't think he's the most selfish person in the world by choice. I think he just doesn't see some of it. The documented pantsing that we saw, is that the only pantsing that? Everyone was asking me about it. And I just kept saying like, dude, if you pants him, I'm going to film it. But like, don't say like, don't come up to me like, hey, Tate, should I pants him?

I'm not going to say yes. I think pantsing is kind of embarrassing. Yeah. It could go way worse than just your boxers being left. So credit to the to the guy. I can't believe he did the Bonnie and Clyde. He got the girl to go up and get his attention. Him saying he had that actually.

He won that one. He got married, I. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Yeah. He didn't get him a beat. He kind of won that one.

Yes. He did. That's the, I mean. He got pantsed coolly. He did. He stayed chill. Yeah. He was sending in the honey pot.

He's the most honey potable guy on the planet. Yeah. Yeah. PFT said literal as well, Honey Pot. Like Minnie the Pooh. He would get stuck. Either woman or honey. That was his old nickname, you know.

Winnie the Pooh. Oh, yeah. People used to call him that. It's just like, what? It's so interesting to watch. It really is. It's, you can't really describe him in one sentence. 180 million views across Twitter.

It was a lot. It was, and he called it. He called it. He called it. So does this make you want to do this more? Does this less? Yeah. Do you feel like this was kind of the logical conclusion in some way?

I imagine he'll do it again. But like is your attitude like that was everything was lining up to like the big moment in Oxford? Maybe we leave it there. Or you like. Has to be few and far between. Like I would do one a year. I think this was great. I think the festival was great.

I know sales is like, oh, you should go to every single UFO stop. If we did this every weekend, I, it wouldn't. But this, it was undeniably, I thought he was. Like, Ole Miss makes a playoff this year. Not, not really. Not to be national championship. Yeah. Do you fear that he starts to learn?

No. Okay. He hasn't shown any signs of learning. He doesn't, he definitely doesn't like when people, like, call him like a selfish, whatever, because I think he does think he's a good person at heart. And I do think he's a good person at heart. But he clearly, he never once realized that I was super excited to go to the square. after the game.

You pretty much just said that, though, right? That you were super excited to go. Yeah, but the foot. Yeah. Shout out the JV boys. He's one person. Crazy. Yeah.

The whole weekend was building up towards the post-game party at the library in the square. Yeah. Partying all night going straight to the flight. Playing through. Was his ankle bothering him that much? Because I thought here it wasn't bothering him. More than I've ever seen someone be bothered in my life. And he does.

And I don't know if you guys are going to talk to him. He is truly bothered that he doesn't think anyone's given him. empathy on the ankle what he said at the doctor it doesn't hurt at all feels completely fine ruined his weekend everything the heat plus the ankle we couldn't go anywhere we couldn't bounce around 10 to 10 how hot was it it was fucking hot it was 100 some degrees yeah it was hot no i i get him on that one yeah yeah but like it it turned into sitting in a tent yes mark i'm just i'm just fascinated by as a viewer i'm fascinated by the dynamic that i am not surprised by anything that happens and yet i can still never guess what's going to happen.

And that is a weird it's a weird spot to be in tape because like you post a clip and you're like you're never going to believe this. Mincey put his laundry in a machine out of order. And I'm like, I believe of course you believe it. How could you not believe it?

That's the only thing that... I'd be shocked if he put his stuff in a working washing machine. And yet if you pause the clip and you didn't know what was going to come and you're like, what do you think happens next? I would never in a million years guess that he's going to... It's like such a fascinating... You always need. know something is going to go wrong, but you will never guess how.

You can never guess what it is. And it's like on the one hand, I'm kind of, I've kind of reached my limit on Minty content because it's like, okay, I get it. The next clip, he's going to do something stupid. Or he's going to be rude to somebody. And it's just going to keep going over. And yet you can't look away because you'll never guess what the something stupid is. He had been talking about that outfit reveal for decades.

He talked to Pilar months ago about getting it there. He told me all the whole drive about it. We get out of the Uber. He leaves it in. there and then I'm like dude I have a heart I have to tell him hey mince you forgot your shirt in there comes over takes it from the uber driver it doesn't say yeah I just I mean like the fiesta bowl trip was like it was eye opening for me because I was like this is how he moves through the world and then this one wasn't really eye opening because it's like it's kind of the same thing

and yet you're hitting all the same notes and I just keep wanting to it's like it's like I'm listening to the same song on repeat and I don't get sick of it exactly you know and then some some bystander in my life's like you know you've listened to the same song like 400 hundred times. I'm like, yeah, but it's still hitting. Why is it still hitting? On the bar changes. Like that laundry thing was insane.

He keeps out doing himself. And everyone that says it's fake, I don't know what to tell. He had four room keys this weekend. He lost all four. We got back from the bar or from the house party at 2.15 in the morning. I had to give him a room key. He went to the wrong room and was putting it in and out. What is it?

And he'll say it upstairs. He's taken. He's splitting at 80, 20. I he said 80% is me 20% is him but he has been living this type of great content life his whole life no one's documented it yeah what does it look like when someone's not there does he go does he get home at two in the morning and go to the wrong hotel probably yeah yeah last time I was with him he went to the wrong hotel after we were already at that hotel and he lost his key and he went to the front desk he's like I need a new key they're like you're at the wrong hotel sir I don't know how it happens I think anybody that meets him once will be like none of this is fake. Yeah. No, it's not. Not fake at all.

Do you think he moves through his everyday life that way? Do you think like he uses his track of where his apartment is or like... I mean, you said it earlier as a joke, but like the trip started. He walked past the train station. That is.

He walks past it. He's lived in Chicago for years now. But also he plays poker at like a high level. Like he's not a dummy. He's not like... He does have a... Like, he's wired a... certain way.

Yeah. Yeah. He's not like, I don't know. I don't know how to say it. Yeah. Tough way. Were you cheering for Ole Miss to win? I was cheering for Ole Miss because the atmosphere was fucking awesome.

But then when Lane Kiffin started coming back, I was like, you know it would be kind of cool. Because I thought I had the promise, too. I thought I had win or lose were going. Yeah. Going to the square after blowing that lead would have been tough. Yeah. Also, I don't know if I had to talk about it, but actually the funniest thing of the whole weekend. Did you guys see the dinner mishap on night one with my boy, Kyle?

Oh. What was the mishap? Oh, that you, that he's, uh... Right. That was one of the wilder things I've ever been apart of my... That guy rocked. Certainly one way to put it. That was funny.

Wait, what? No, no. Okay. Did Mincey know? Nope. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Everyone else did. That's something you got to warn.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Misshap. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. What's it like? when he saw him today. That guy rocks. I'll give him

that. He's a man. But how about a fucking heads up next time? There's a man. Just, yeah, just a quick heads-up. Like, he kept pitching me ideas. Kyle's, and he knows it. I've been talking to him. Kyle's Clubhouse was one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard. Because he's got the K and the C. That was tough. Like, I get a DM

from like an Ole Miss, like, actual, like, VP of... He's like, hey, just so you know. I said, I did not know. But shout out to my boy. That guy rock. Yeah. He was all. Awesome. That deserves a heads up.

Next big home game, you should just get to go by yourself and experience everything you want. I texted my friends. Me and a couple of my buddies want to go down and do the Grove and do the square. I'll give the SEC credit. Brandon, you guys, you do it differently. I've never seen anything like that. And that was also the biggest game in school history. Then that's the thing.

You'll never be able to have that moment again. If you go back on a day that's not that, you'll be underwhelmed. But that was incredible. We were this close. truly this close from one of the greatest mincy his phone died and i told him i'm like i am not he almost left in the fourth quarter to go charge it in the atrium and i was like mincy

left what left he was like he's like i need my phone like whatever and he was like don't worry about it i'll go charge it up and it was the fourth quarter it's like mincy no hmm but a lot of people there they just see him as a as a star with no asterisk or no they all know him

they all know him once takes his glasses off Once he passed off, yeah. Are they proud of him as a representation of the university? Some are. Good. Some are. Did you bump into anybody else that seemed cut from the mincy cloth? Does he, yeah, when you're around his people, yeah.

Okay. When you're around his people, are you like, I see that you're a product of your environment. Does he still stand out as? Me and Brandon, we don't like talk. We don't like whatever text. I almost left the dinner to call Brandon. It wasn't just my boy, Kyle. It was, that was an old-fashioned old miss.

dinner right there. Yeah. That was an old-fashioned dinner. Uh-huh. I see what you're talking about. Can't repeat everything you heard. No. But I loved it.

I loved the being around. Okay. Huh. Not in that way, but. He's happy, right? Like he, and it was like a long weekend, but he came out of it, like,

feeling good and happy, or is he, like, stress now? Yeah. I think some people are calling him selfish, which I don't think he likes. I think everything else he gets. Um, But again, it really comes down to it.

It's so funny. We're still talking about this. It's been three months. It comes down to the ankle. Yeah. His answer for why he was selfish is you guys give him zero empathy on the ankle. Or else we would have been at the library. It's still so confusing because he was like, you were like, Mincey was right.

He called that we were going to do this amount of views. But he hasn't seen your tweets. So he thinks, like he originally pitched it like, oh, my, my pregame speech is going to rock. My outfit reveal. So he must think that that is what did millions of views. When do you unblock him? He asked me today, I said I'll do it tomorrow. I mean, surely he's seen some of the things.

Yeah, because every time like Dave or Dan or Viva post it, he sees it. He knows what's going on. Yeah. But they're all true. Like, I don't know what to say. Like, I post the video. Yeah. Is there anything he's like pushing back on?

The only one that he is, I guess he's right. He told me that the girl that he gave up, the girl gave up a seat for him, not to him. Okay. So now that you're quitting after dark, you think you'll do this full time? Not quitting after dark. Okay. Once you quit after dark, you're doing this full time? I like doing it.

I like doing it. When you reflect on the seven or so years, you were a part-time blogger pretty much completely under the radar. Do you get frustrated that you had like an it factor that whole time and your talent was being suppressed? No, I don't wouldn't say. I don't know. That's too nice. But I definitely got jealous. That's definitely why I made the move is I see you guys going to the final four and big games and even just like watching March.

Madness, like, I remember watching the March Madness streams in Columbus being like, that job looks fucking awesome. Jealousy's good. I think I can hang with the big dogs. Not the big dog, but like, I think I can do what they're doing and make content. Because you do it on a day-to-day basis as a teacher. Like, every day is like putting on some sort of show to 12-year-olds. But were you like, when you were blogging, that's what we're doing now.

Yeah. That's what we're doing right now. Yeah. The answer is yeah. But I'm sure there was some gold in the blog. that you were doing that a lot of people missed, do you think that was the case? I think, I do, I do.

Yeah, I do. But I'm very happy right now. Anything in particular that you were like, oh man, no one even saw that. Nothing that sticks out in my mind. Yeah, I was definitely jealous and I thought I was, because I remember Dave, Dave like, messaged me. He offered me the job, but he said,

I'm going to be very honest with you. If in, you know, the next two years, if you can't do more than blog about the Browns, like I'm going to have to let you go. Oh. And I was like, I feel pretty. I said, I appreciate that thought, but I think I can do other things

and blog about the Browns. So. Are you mad at Ohio State one? And you can't electric you yourself for content? Thank God we had the meeting with legal Paul. You had a meeting about if Kent State, Ohio. 100%. That is the biggest waste of time any humans ever had.

Me, the house lawyer, and Kim from HR about. Did you see Gus Johnson calling plays late in this game? But he was in Ohio State had, like, I know the context, but like Ohio State had like some of the most electric-looking touchdowns and like strip sacks and scoops. You know, Chris Henry had like, how long was that touch? It was like a 70-yard touchdown catch, and Gus Johnson's like, please shoot me.

I want to hear it. I can't believe I'm still here watching this game. I agree. And I hate it. I hate it. And Ken State's not even FCS, which some of these powerhouses are doing. But the biggest spectacle in all of American sports are these college games at the largest stadiums in the world. And they only get how many per year, home game, seven?

Yeah, at most. You're just throwing one out on a team so beneath you when you can play a team eight tiers above them and still get the easy win you're looking for. I think it's a waste of time. And we pay them to do it. I think it should be outlawed. Yeah. And it's unfair and cruel. It helps Kent, though.

And have to demoralize these kids. Money-wise. But what are they doing with the money? I don't know. Like why can't Oregon or who is it? Oregon, why do they have to play Portland State? There's bad FBS teams they can play. I'd say Portland State would still want to play there, though,

for the experience of playing at Oregon. And that's helping an in-state school. What's this week, Illinois? Yeah. What do you think the spread is? You see it? I'm sure I saw it My fiance I talked about this morning

Genuinely shocked with happiness 28 points That's a lot of points I don't think Illinois is very good Yeah But that's that's a lot What's on the line here Spray paint orange for engagement photos

That's scary one, right This is the one you're most worried about Did you get you some blue deltas? Fuck yeah Dude they're talking you up You are either Loved or hated there Obviously

I'm more I'm more loved in Oxford than you think Yeah Some people really appreciate, like, what you do. And then some people at that dinner were like, I fucking hate me, yeah. I fucking hate Brandon Walker. Yeah.

And then they were all. Polarizing figures. My boys. Mm-hmm. That's the autistic racist. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, I said racist.

Oh. I didn't say racist. He's not racist. No, he's not. Speaking of people acting more hurt than they are. Easy. Easy. Mm-hmm.

Come on. come on listen Eddie Eddie Eddie are all the Bears fans circle in the wagons no no no listen I think defending this or is there anybody that's I will defend him as my guy and I will have I will have my my spot on the wall for sure but I think if you want to have some jokes now that we know he's okay I think like okay like that would be hypocritical of me not to say what's white socks hypermasculine white socks Dave he has to hate this probably I assume so but I'm not going to be one of those guys that be like oh my god you can't joke about that like no that's crazy people you should be allowed to now that he's okay you should be allowed he was crying

and thumbs uping tall over the head or yeah i mean we i mean yeah i what was the final verdict on his he might might be questionable for next week bad might play next week for what though a hamstring a hamstring a mild hamstring if you were caleb williams would you be like maybe uh he has to want to games he has to want to be hurt right now. Yes. Like if you're Caleb, you wish that you were like out two to four pieces.

I think Mikey Betts put out the comparison to Derek Rose. Well, it felt like that in the moment, it felt like people were actually. Yeah, of course it did. But it felt like in the moment, it felt like that in the moment because of what he did. Correct, yes. And he's the only one that knew what it felt like.

Definitely, for sure. He's not a pussy. I'll tell you that much. He might be a poe. He got sick. How can you say that much? He got sick a billion times. Eddie, you can say for certainty he's.

not a pussy. He's a pussy possibility. He's an NFL starting quarterback. He's a couple things that... And I think he's a gamer. Like he... Oh, yes. You're very close. To what? He's a gay man. He's gay. I think he's gay too. I truly believe

that he is at least bisexual. I truly believe. I've been watching the tape. I saw him at... I think he might be. No. But he is a... I think he has champion genetic. I know he has champions. Of course he does. Of course he does. I see the way he play. Like he... But Ed. He wants it bad.

He can't be 3% pussy. Well, everyone's got a... We're all a little pussy. I think he's a pussy. Unless if you're like Brock Lesnar, yes. Like, everyone's got a little pussy in him. Yeah, of course. Hell yeah.

But he might have like 20% pussy? No, that's too much. He got... I'm telling you. Are there bigger pussy NFL quarterback? Yes. He's leading him pussy. No.

Who's a bigger pussy? Who's a bigger starting quarterback pussy? Good question. Yeah, you don't have... have an answer. Well, let me think. It's like a fighter pilot. You can't be a pussy and be an NFL starting quarterback unless you give up mid-game.

Where do you think the thumbs up came from then? What was the reason of the thumbs up? Because people were freaking out. Did you hear? So you think he was saying, I'm okay? Or is he saying like, you think he was saying, I'm not hurt at all, guys. That's not what he was doing, Ed. No, he was like saying, like, I love you.

I'll see you. Yeah, like next year. Yeah. It was. If this is, in fact, goodbye. Yeah, this is how I'm doing it. I want you all to know that I enjoyed my time in Chicago. I enjoyed my time on this earth.

God bless you all. We could all decipher thumbs up now. Yeah, kind of. If it's accompanied by tears, it was a very sad thumbs up. He was emotionally cares. Sorry, he cares. He cares that he's going to miss six minutes of game time?

He didn't know at the time. But again, he's the only one that felt. Definitely. I know. Hamstrings fucking suck. They hurt. And it was weird how it happened. Usually a hamstring, you like gallop and you're like squeeze it.

This was sniper. He was down. It looked like something worse. Yeah, but he's the one that went down. I get it. I understand. He's not a pussy. 30% pussy.

Is there? Okay, I'm still waiting on the quarterback. Yeah. Let's, one pussy quarterback. Go through the quarterbacks. Let's go through the quarterbacks. Brock Purdy, Sam Darnold, Matt Stafford. No, I haven't heard a pussy yet.

Lamar. Jalen hurts. He's a tough guy. Hmm. Trevor Lawrence, Baker. I think this is like what Kyle says. As these guys do this? I don't think it's pussy.

Yeah, but no. I think it's corny. I think he was looking for a good clip. I think it's a little cringy, but not indicative of his lack of toughness. I'm trying to think of a soft tissue guy. I'm struggling. Soft.

CJ Stroud. Soft tissue guys exist all over the place. Did you see Dave's tweet about the question is now? Should he have gone back in? Did you see Dave's tweet about Gronk? would need a grade one knee strain. That was a good pull, yeah.

It was a good pull. Shout out. I forget his name, but shout out to him. Brock was banging on the turf. Did you guys see this? Yeah. Well, I saw your tweet.

Yeah. Game's still going on. I don't care about this game. I don't care about this game. You can't lose gronk. You can't lose gronk. You can't lose gronk. You can't lose gronk.

Can't lose gron. I don't care about grinding out wins. You can't lose gronk. Why does bad things always happen to us? And they didn't lose rock? Grade one knee strain was pounding on the grass, got carted off, missed one game. Gronk's a pussy. I need to see if you went thumbs up.

Did he go thumbs up? I hope that it's just a hyper extension, but. Yeah. You don't know in the moment. So injuries don't mean pussy. That's what, like two is not, is two a pussy? No, too had some serious. Well, no, injuries don't mean.

Right. Injuries don't mean. But milking is how you react to it. But milking injuries might mean pussy. But also, you've never been injured in front of like... Stop pussy, it's corny. Injuries. It's corny.

It's corny. And he met him, yeah. All right, Ed, is he corny? You got to give us corny. Ed, you have to concede on corny. No, corny. No, he was emotional. You have to concede on corny.

You got to give us corny. We gave us corny. We gave a pussy. Give us corny. We'll leave pussy on the sideline. Just give us corny. Don't give him anything, Ed. 67,000 people who care about his will.

being wanted to know how he was. Okay, we're going to call him a corny pussy then. And he went like that. That's it. That's what I'm saying. You guys have never been injured in front of that many people before. And then it's the emotion of it. Yeah. You know how you're going to react? I have emotions. You think he just was overwhelmed with love? Yes, I do. That's pussy. Yes, I, no.

We've circled back. He's no longer corner. Yeah, it's pussy again. I say that's more confident than most men. Confident? That takes balls to cry in front of people. So many people. And he wasn't like he was tear-eyed. He wasn't. Yeah. That's crying.

He's kind of. Oh, everyone gets old tears in the eyes sometimes. I cry all the time. I'm a pussy. I'm a pussy. I'm fine to say. I'm talking to pussy. Yeah. This is a room full of pussy. Yes, that's how we know. Ironically, Kate's the least pussy.

Here comes chin. Oh, I have a question. You heard the click. That's the last thing. The whole room is getting, you know, up on you. And then you hear the click. Oh, fuck. Click it off.

Well, it just, you know, this was a topic of discussion three minutes ago. Chicago is a town of sports legends. We got Michael Jordan, obviously. Pete Armstrong's about to win MVP. Sammy Sos was a hero for a long time. Derek Rose never won. He won an MVP. He's a legend forever.

How will Caleb Williams legacy be amongst Chicago sports fans? And by all accounts, he looks like an awesome quarterback right now if he wins two championships but then comes out as a very gay man i don't think i don't think it changes anything winning winning makes people drop homophobia and racism and everything it's i don't know i'm asking i i would love to win two sports i would make his legacy whatever oh yeah the team's eight and no those he's going on he would be a pie i don't know i i i think a lot of people would be cool with that but i

bet a lot of people wouldn't i don't think i don't think i don't he said he said That was a hypothetical. Part of the room. All right, hypothetical, sure, he's still, he's number two behind Jordan because you can't top Jordan. And it probably get pretty close because it's a bear's town. And two is greater than one. Yeah, yeah. You'd be totally cool with that.

Yes. What are you? Even if Eddie wasn't cool with that, he'd never say it. Tim Holloway? Maybe this is not a question. Jesus Christ. It's an old men's dinner. topic. But like, I would like to know how a lot of Chicago would embrace him.

I think the whole hard thing is fine. Like, I don't think that's a huge deal anymore. I would have no problem with the gay quarterback if he's winning. What are we doing? Wait, but what if you want to be? Jay. Where are you? What year are you coming from? When would you want to go on? You know, that that's a point. That's like a, almost a, I don't want to say it's a running joke, but like that's something people can like tease.

But like, okay. The bucks are losing. If Baker came out right now, would that be another knock against him? Would he be distracted in the locker room? If we were winning Super Bowls and Baker was a super guy, I would love that. Yeah, but what's the alternative? Right, but you keep on saying if we were winning Super Bowl. Yeah, Jay, stop.

Keep me out of the eclipse. Covering faces, everyone. You're not conveying this well at all, my friend. I have gay friends. The worst thing you could have said probably. That's the default breaking case of emergency. Side note, there's probably if Baker was. winning Super Bowls.

Statistically. Be all right. And being gay. He was winning multiple Super Bowls. I was asking a hypothetical about Caleb Williams and Chicago sports people. I never thought that was going to be on the other side of that click. Yeah. No, that was.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry you had to hear this. Hey, listen, Eddie. Eddie, are they, is everyone behaving there? Because I see a lot of toxic masculinity going on. No, I need you. It's sick shit, man. as a father of three

and listen, Brandon, Kate, Titus, I don't know if he's there, Chee, I teach my kids it's okay to cry even if you have that hurt. That's right. What if they were doing that as adults? What if they were gay? They twisted it on us.

What did they twist? Chey asked Eddie, would he be okay if Caleb won two Super Bowls, but he was gay? Not true, not true. I ask, what? How is Chicago Sports? What are we doing? All right, fine. Fucking spin it on. me. That's not what the question was fun.

What's you said. Rewind it. I want to say right now, I dissivate the Andrew Tates, the clavigulars, and the barstool sportses of the world. Yes. They're bad for society. And it's okay to cry. Throw chain that category now.

Also, I pointed out, is there a chance Caleb Williams is just Wolverine? And he just heals the ultra-fascaler. Yep. Yes. So let's think about that too. All right. I'm golfing with Trent. Oh, hell yeah.

Where do you go? I don't know. I'll get you, Trent. What's Trent's thoughts on it? Nobody's ever said that about anything. Right. Thoughts. What am I looking at?

Caleb Williams, Trent. He's going to be fine. Oh, yeah. It's going to be fine. Wolverine. Wolverine. He's going to be fine. He's not a pussy, Trent.

Is he kind of a pussy? No. It's okay to cry, Nick. You cry more than anyone. I know I do. All the time. I'm a pussy. I'm going to try to cry on the yak tomorrow to show solidarity.

Eddie, you should do it, Danny. You should both cry right now. Put real tears on the wheel. Oh, yeah, you have to we. You have to cry. I got to go. I love you guys. Just, Eddie, keep them in check.

I'm trying. It's a pile on. It is. The click. The click was. Chey, don't get mad at us. That's not the question I asked. You guys trying to.

What did you ask? That's verbatim. Steve, I got, you were asking about what would the general Chicago response be, not Stephen Shea's response. Let's help him out here. Do you think that it would be bad? No one would. No one would.

When we get somebody in the corner. I know, but I feel bad. He said something stupid, but he was talking about the general Chicago population. I still think that's a silly question. Derek Rose never won shit besides that MVP, but he's forever a legend. Yeah, he's having sex with women.

Yeah, heterosexual man. Well, I'm asking, like, general Chicago, Eddie's got a massive Chicago audience. How are those people? Well, can I ask you a question? What comes first? The gay or the championships? That's a great question.

In this hypothetical, I was thinking the championships come first. Champions came first. If championships come first, there's no problem, right? You'd think so, yeah. Yeah. However. What if it goes championship, gay championship? That's ideal.

If you go gay first, you have to win championships. These days, yeah. That's a joke. Oh, in this fucking town? Yeah. With that child for you? I never would have guessed that was not the other side of the click

Pose for awful announcing Oh Wow You're just duck an answer today Eddie I told you it It's a fucking no brainer We would support it We would support him

But it's not I mean it's the dumb hypothetical It's not Were you here for me in this? I heard Where did you land on it? He's torn No

He's not making a stance at all Hmm. A real political non-answer from Ed. I truly answered. It would be a no-brainer. Of course we would support him. And he would be the second, maybe even the first most popular athlete,

no question. That's actually a decent question. Dude, if you're a natural, decent question. How many championships for Caleb to supplant Michael in this city? Three football championships equals six basketball. I mean, time changes everything. Yeah. Football is king.

Plus Michael is the go-dict. of his sport. Caleb wouldn't be the head of his sport yet. Exactly. But I would say, like this next generation, I would say, like, two to three for sure. Also, Michael's a national icon, and Caleb would never be a national. I think Michael's global.

Global, yeah, he's global. But he's bigger than Chicago's one of him's like. 100%. Like 4 plus gay? Four plus gay. Four plus gay is a, that's like a multiplier to take gay would do the op. Gay would increase his start on. Worldwide. For sure. These days, yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah. You imagine five plus gay? Five plus gay? Five plus gay is like... Five plus gay is 10 MBA change. But this is a crazy... We have that. We have that.

We just don't know it. Statistically, for sure. Statistically, absolutely. We just don't know it. Statistically, one of us. For sure. Danny. It's Danny.

It's Danny. It's Danny. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. being honest Tate not to come back to your stuff What's up?

How's Hysman taking all this? Not good. Okay, because you have the bedbugs scare. Yep. And now you're back, whatever. So how she handled? She's not home yet. She didn't like the bed bugs.

She was excited for the mincy trip. She excited for the fact that your career seems to be blossoming and all the work you're putting in? A little bit. She's definitely excited for me, and we went all in on this. but right now my content is torture Tuesday nights, torture Ohio State losses, crazy trips. And there's got to be a different avenue.

How do you transition later to non-torture? Yeah, at some point, like, you got to have a different path to success. So it is what is. But yeah, right now, she comes home today. You guys saw the text, but it was bag all your stuff up, leave it outside the apartment. I'm going to handle this. I think there is a path towards you being the Barstool Documentarian.

Of course. I think. No, obviously, Mincey is what he is, but we have other characters that, like, you know, you have a rotation of five characters. You just follow on it.

Yeah. If this was like a serious, like, what are you trying to do? I, my favorite thing on the planet is writing. And I think the documentation is short form writing over and over and over again.

Yeah. So clearly, After Dark was good for me and beneficial. Past tense with After Dark? No, no, no. Wow. It is good for me. Yeah.

But, when you're 40 years old, when you're 37 years old, when you have two kids, my goal is to figure out a way to either produce or write or be creative and still give the same contribution to the company. So have you picked out your successor to After Dark yet? And is it Green Greg? You're my number one ally in that, Walker. I know.

Would you follow Greg around? The more I talk about it. Yeah, he messaged me. He wants to do a... I don't think it would be as interesting as Mincy, but yet I want to see it. I want to know for sure. But it would be so uninteresting. I would be glued.

Exactly. Yes. Yeah. He messaged me. He wants to do Ole Miss plays Missouri this year, but it's the same day

Ohio State plays Indiana and I'm not doing that. Yeah. Shout out Mario, by the way. Big shout out Mario. To Mario. Marriot Mario. What's up?

Greg. Mr. Mississippi State this week. Oh. Oh, we're at. Starkful. You beat him? Fuck yeah,

we can beat him. No. What'd you say? Greg's hot right now. If, if everything falls your way, you might. Yeah, no, we'll be fine.

We're going to beat them. Then we got Alabama next week. We're going to be 5'0. Things are good down in Starville. For now. Damn. This is unbelievable. Is that Mario?

Yes. So, you know. That's what a bride wants to see on her wedding. Titus, I think you've said it before, but, you know, not only was Greg's second, your second choice in the competition, but. Oh, my gosh. We still go on. We should have hired Mario.

We should have hired Mario. Out of this friendship, Mario's the guy we need. That's exactly right. Taylor, you taking nose for your wedding night? Yeah, the clip of them being interviewed by the news. We hired the wrong guy. Absolutely electric to his court. It gave the worst answer imaginable.

Mario is just shirtless and screaming. Mario's got charisma oozing out of every poor. can dance like nobody's business. Like, we don't want that guy. You know who we want. Tate, you're very close with Mints. He's a friend of yours. Yeah, I do agree with that.

Is he coming to your wedding? No. There'll be zero. I'm not, Bachelor Party and Wedding are non-content. Yeah. We met before Barstool where there are still things that have to be off camera. I'm reciting this, as I was told. There will be no infiltration of either event.

Who's like your top couple guys you're looking at to document? For the wedding? Just in general. Oh, okay. I would like to, I think the crew that goes to big horse races I could do a good job with. Like sometimes it's like Dan Dave, Jerry, Rico, like, mutt, Elio. I think that's funny. Jerry and Rico, when they get together.

They're great. Kind of following that. You know, like we've pointed out that they always are doing the close over your mouth conversations. but like keep although be careful they wouldn't let you in maybe I don't know if they yeah I was I'm curious about

I'm curious about what they're up to you guys were together for triple digit hours if you were filming any of us for triple digit hours I'd imagine we'd all have some moments that we're not proud of and it looks bad yeah

give them credit for that absolutely for sure for sure I like doing people in their element too like final four with Bosco I thought no one is ever going to touch mincy's a lightning rod that's crazy that was fun Jay Will and his element was fun

Walker at Mississippi State would be fun. We talked about my first day here, 51st Tates. Like, meet people. It doesn't have to be 150 million views. Like Titus at an Indiana high school basketball game, KB at a rest. I think people like to see you guys. You live your life instead of you tweeting about it. Somebody else.

And then someone follows you around. That would be a thing. Me and Starvarez, we would land in Memphis. I would say, let's go rent a car. We'd rent a car. We'd get in it. We'd turn the radio on. We'd drive for two hours.

say you want to go to dinner, then we go to dinner. All right, well, I think I'm going to bed. And that would be my life in Starfall. Yeah. You might be too normal. I mean, White Sox Dave is. White Sox Dave works. Yeah.

He will never. I would never have a relationship with him again. Yeah. A night out with Deutsche and Buddy. That's a really good one too. Yeah. That's a good one. I don't think Mikey Betts is off the radar completely.

He lives an interesting life. Yeah, we could just stop you living your life and you just have to live everybody else's life with them. You could be like the class hamster. And it's like I got to take tape home this weekend. I like the White Sox Dave. We might play them in the playoffs.

We could do a home and home. I stay with White Sox Dave at his house here for the home games. Then he comes and stays at my parents for the games. That'll be great. You guys won't like it. He won't like. We stay together for like we have to be at the hip for six straight days. Yeah.

While the games are grown up. Yeah, I don't think he would play ball as much as minxie. I think he'd clean it up though. But there's certain things like Danny knows. He's not capable of clearing up. He's got that miniser. factor. He would get mad. He would get real mad. He would get really, really mad. Real mad. Yeah, instead of like bumbling, like Mincey is bumbling sometimes, right?

With White Toc's Dave, you just see anger. Like, everybody would have a certain thing that comes out in their content if you're around them. He would say your posts are false. Like, if you do not get video evidence of it. I never said that. Yeah. Yeah. You would have to be rolling at all time. And I don't even know if like a Jerry, well, I guess RICO worked. I was going to say, I don't know if a Jerry would work because I think a part of this Mincy thing is, you don't really, I'm not going to say you're afraid of Jerry, but I think you'd be more hesitant to post certain stuff. Best part about Mincy. And I mean it every time I say it is he allows me to say what I think happened

and document it and there's no one else. Like Rico had me on notifications at the Final Four. So every time I tweeted, he read what I did. Exactly. Does Mincy have Chey penned as a text? Yeah, I didn't understand. I tried to figure that out all. I tried to figure that out all.

He has four pin texts. It can't be me. Stephen C. It has to be accidental. We don't communicate that often. So he's got another Steven C. It's another Steven C. It's just another Steven C.

It's one of his Ole Miss. I think he knows how to pin conversations? I think he accidentally did it. Yeah. No, that's definitely somebody in the Ole Miss. Yeah. Yeah. It meant you got a bad bitch with you.

One percent. Oh, wow. 852 P. It's in the third quarter. I saw an incident from the weekend that I'm curious about. did you talk to Nikki Smokes I did I don't know

I think he got drunk or something I don't really know I did talk to him a little bit and he's like is that a problem I was like I don't know man month the month

do we need to be do we need to be yeah what came out of I he's got this thing he's got this thing where he's just going after me again

he's fucking him by the way oh shit I didn't see this by the way he's mad at me and Florida fans are mad at me because I ranked Jaden Ball, they were running back

fourth in the country this year, not first, second, and third. And then I told him I never said that. I never said, and then that just was a lot of response at 10.04 on Saturday. God damn. I saw that. I was like, oh, sure. Yeah. And this morning, I'm like, do you need to be,

like, you know, let's just make sure I've said it on camera before. I'm not innocent. I'm just like, hey man, let's chill out a little bit. People getting comfortable on Twitter. Huh? Is that? I read that correctly?

That's people seem to be getting more. That's a crazy interaction. That was a lot. He's been towing the line the first couple of weeks as Florida has won a couple games. And he's like, come after. He's been like, this guy makes seven figures. He's a moron. And then he went from moron to that this weekend.

I'm like, oh, whoa, whoa. Now you got to give him credit. That's a time zone tweet. That's 11.04 where he was. So that's another. He was probably pretty buttered up. No, he was drunk. Are you refuting both of the things he said about you in that tweet?

100%. Yes. I did not say that about Jayden Ball. I said he was like a top five running back in the country, which is there's 130 starting running backs in the country at PowerFFiles. At FBS schools. What were the highlights of Smokes' weekend in New York? I don't know.

I didn't get it. Did you see his TikTok? Mincy can't have shattered everything. He did a TikTok? Yeah, he's blogging about it right now. He had, he loved, he had so much fun and is really intrigued. He said he regrets going there because he loves it so much. No, you can't stop thinking about it.

I would trade him to the New York office right? I told him before we left, 35% chance he tries to move there. I said higher. Yeah. I said 60. I got back from New York City for the first time ever. Is this like sad? And I wish I never went.

Because now I'm in love with that city. Is he crammed? I have never experienced anything like that in my life to the point where I'm like questioning everything. All right. I want to live in a package. Sounds like someone. went to the different.

I thought I was going to be walking to figure it out. Yeah, put it out. Dump. Like, all you just hear about is how bad New York is and how it. They trade smokes for smokes.

What buddy dude does eyebrows? They cannot be more wrong. I think you went somewhere. I think he's a filter. Get them shaped. Oh. The pace. They are.

The energy. They're just like really far apart. The magic market. Women. Oh my God. Breathtaking. It's my favorite part. It was, it is the greatest city I've been to in my entire life.

And I'm pissed that I went on his tummy. Is he retired? Is he kicking his legs behind? I would always just hear how bad it was. I'd be like, yeah, no way. Yeah, New York stinks. Yeah, why would I ever go there? Now I just want to go back.

Now I might want to spend $4,000 to live in a three-by-three box. But it's going to be worth it because that city is. He's unbelievable. How's he married? I just got back Those eyebrows Did he Carlos Loser himself?

What do you think of that, Dino? A little New York's awesome I believe him. I love New York It's unparalleled A little bold, I guess Working here

Saying I want to leave Is him not Him talking about the women of New York What happened with the women Did he? Like people talk about Like all the women of Tampa Or like the South or whatever

New York just has a fuck ton of people. Biggest fucking city. You don't say like when you talk about the things you know about New York, good looking women. There's just a lot of people. There's a lot of good looking. There's a lot of 100%. Of course there are. It's a hot. But it's also melting pot. The top tier, like you got models

from Europe and everywhere coming to live there. Right. It's a hot city. Now what if he did that and he was gay? That changes everything. We consider that. His legacy's tarnished. All right, well, I guess he moved to New York But I still haven't heard anything he did there

Yeah I think they just took it in He sight saw Yeah, what made this video You go out with Tommy and McPhil once Yeah Do we want to ask him? Yeah

I guess we have to I mean, I would work a trade package I want Ebony here But does he go? He doesn't go without Ebony Yeah You can't trade back someone that he needs to be there with.

All right. See you guys. Pause now for station identification. Is this all recency bias, we think? Like he'll be over it in a week. That's, smokes is the number one prisoner of the moment guy that I've ever met. And it's a good thing about him, but I've never lived in New York, but I love visiting. I love going to New York.

I don't think I could ever live there. And I've heard New York described it. I just said it. New York is fun to visit, not live, which you guys would know more than I would. I like, L.A. I weirdly think the opposite. L.A. is the opposite. L.A. is like a tough city to visit, but if you live there, it's fucking awesome.

I can see that being true. I think if you're in your 20s, especially mid-20s, like, you kind of have to live there because the appeal is the volume of options that you wouldn't be able to check off in just one trip. Yeah. Yeah. Once I had my own apartment there, it was like some of the best years of my life. I loved it, loved it there. Smokes, I said, would you agree with this?

You are, I think it's funny for your content. You're the number one, like, prisoner of the moment. Like something just happens and you're like, this is going to become my thing. So I think you love New York. I don't know if for the rest of your life you're going to love New York, but because you just came back from it, you're like, fuck, that might have been the best place I've ever been. Yeah, I think I did the same thing with Mexico City. Yeah. I was like, yo, I can actually live in Mexico if I really wanted to.

but I guess the love and I don't know like the messaging that I've had behind New York is that all I've heard about is just how bad the city is and it's the worst place on earth or even like the New York office they're like oh it's career suicide like that place sucks blah blah blah and then I got there I was like this city is fucking incredible like the energy the food the women the the speed and pace of it like I like that stuff now I can see how you know like when you're older you don't want to be in a city with that many people and et cetera. But for someone like me, I love that shit. Like, I like crowded bars. I like a lot of people walking out with thousands

and thousands of people on the street. Like, I live for that type of shit. It's like a contagious energy for me. What if we did like an exchange student program? Yeah. You had been in the portal. I also think you would thrive.

Like you content wise too. Yeah. I think you're meant to be there. I did tell Tommy, I think part of me feels like I was born to live in that city just because, I don't know, just I fit in well in that environment. It's like a, it was, it was good for me. I think Barstool's a

company that's built on the back of duos and you and smokes are good together. Yeah, I think me and Tommy would be great. I was, I was thinking, like, he could kind of be, like, maybe I did like a summer semester out there and he like, it's kind of like my teacher out there. What it, what about like, the living? Because like, like, you were there in a hotel, but what about like living there? Yeah. Well, the only thing that kind of scared me when I went there is this is no dig because his apartment was pretty nice, but Tommy's paying a lot of money for a place that is maybe like the size of this yak studio. And that, I don't think financially, like, I could afford that rent right now.

You live in Hoboken? Right. Yeah. I'm sure I can make it work, but the, the juice for the squeeze, like, at least, like, for, like, apartment living isn't really there. Yeah. But in New York, in New York, you don't need to be in your apartment. No, I think you pay to just sleep there and then, like, you live in the city, basically.

Are you somebody that's easily distracted? Is there what, would you get swept up by the women and the cocaine? What was it about the women, smokes? It's just every block you walk down. You see it. You just fall in love with another girl. And there's a homeless man jerking off right next to it. We got homeless people at Chicago.

What did you actually do there? I've yet to hear, like, what you've done. Circumstantially what allowed you. generalizations right now what's um what did you actually do specifically like in terms of like specifically what did you do over the weekend like give me one specific thing so basically it was just like a massive bar crawl for three days with Tommy and we went to to east village which was incredible we had a couple bars there um he showed me west village as well me and reed we went to time square for about 30 seconds yeah saw everything you had to see and got out of there pretty quickly um yeah

it was just kind of just like a massive bar crawl out of outside of when we were in the office. And I get the appeal of New York, the wonder, the awe. It's, I love living there. Yeah. I think there's more like to essentially like create out in that city versus. Your style of content maybe. Right.

Exactly. Like the reality going out lifestyle type of content. All right. You're gone. No. I don't want to just leave right now. Basically, like, what I was trying to say with all that is that I just, I don't view it as, like, the internet makes it seem like if you go there, like your career at Barstle was basically over. And I just, I didn't get that vibe when I went out there.

I think they get like a really unfair amount of hate. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. And no, I don't use a fucking filter. An eyebrow thickening filter? No, I just have thick eyebrows and really dark eyelashes. All I do is just put my front.

front flash on in I record. I don't own any makeup. Do you wish you could unsend some tweets from the weekend or no? You stand by everything. Are you referring to what I said about Walker? I don't know. Just any any thought for you the opportunity to walk back in. If I knew me calling you a retard was going to upset you so much, I would not have said it.

But like, hit. It's a good apology. My thing is, though, like. His reaction was a bit. It's not like Brandon comes out publicly. and tells the whole world that he loves me and I'm like some great person. Like he spent most of surviving barstool calling me a scumbag, worthless piece of shit who shouldn't work here. And that's not much different than what's said about me on this show usually.

Now, I will say behind the scenes, you've done a lot of things for me that like I will never take for granted. I thought me simply throwing a light little jab at you about a college football running back was wasn't that big of a deal. Yeah, correct. it's probably not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things. You can take shots of me all day long. I just was like, let's just be careful what we're tweeting out there. You know, we're month to month. Let's just make sure we're not getting drunk in New York and just throwing out all the words.

That's all. Yeah, no, I do, I did throw that one word out. But I don't know. I feel like it's making its way back. You softened it by calling him a millionaire right before. Right. And he also got mad about that. He's like, why are you pocket watching?

I'm like, this is like an ongoing bit on the yak about how much money you make. He's like, well, you're not on the yak. So I can't use the joke you guys say on the yak. No, no, no. I was just like, hey, just stop the pocket watching. That's all right. Everyone's known my salary for three years. And they know my, everyone knows how much money I make in my contract situation more than anyone else in the entire company.

So yes, I said you make seven figures to talk about college. No, I didn't get. Your tweet was, you're right. Thank you. Jaden Ball is not an average running back. He's a fucking dog. I didn't get. I didn't, I, I never said he was an average running back.

I said, I will go back. I had him behind Ahmad Hardy, Kiwan Lacey, and Fletcher at Miami. I had him fourth. It was the week before week zero. I remember watching it live on my couch. It was the same episode where I tried to call in with that fake Southern voice and you caught it immediately. But you were talking about how, oh, Florida fans think they're going to be good because Jaden Ball is some amazing running back. He's not even close to the top running back in the country.

He's just another guy. And that's bothered you that much? Well, no. But like when we go out there and we beat the shit out of Auburn and he fucking goes crazy, like, yeah, no what? guess what? You were wrong again and I called you off for it. That's all. You got the, you got the best quarterback you had in the last 20 years. You should not let Nikki Smoke's calling you the R word trigger you. That's all I'm saying. Again, it didn't really bother me that you said that. People say worse about me all day, every day. Right. Just like, let's just

just make sure we're calm down a little bit. Calm down a little bit. That's all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, you're giving me good advice. I'm not saying you're not. Yeah. Just let's all, let's all keep calm. I'm going to find another word I could use that. Yeah, as a mom, as a mom from an older generation, I want to punch you. in the fucking face every time I see you walking around saying it. And there's so many other things you could make fun of him. Moron. His tits, his small brain, the hair that's starting to fall out from the front.

Again, again, again, what you said was right. It's just like how you said it. Right. You could tweak it. Everything you said was exactly right. And it's what everybody's thinking. And we're all thinking. We all want to say it.

It's just like we don't. I think for us, it's like we want to say it and we don't. So for you to just say it. It is kind of, we get a little jealous. See, when you put it that way, it makes a lot more sense. Whoa. No. I don't agree that any of that was correct.

Well done. Thank you. Do you guys want to have it? And like, it was like, the thing is like when you say it's low seven figures. Yeah. Right. It's like you can't have people assume that it's high. Right.

Yeah. Okay. That's good to know. Diabetes. You have diabetes? No. Pre. Well, not official now.

Pre. mean not official. Do you either have... I don't have diabetes. I don't have diabetes at all. Kate says I have diabetes. I don't have it. Why do you say it like that? Maybe. Because that's her name. Diabetes. What did you say? Diabetus? That's what you... Like Jerome? That's what you're saying.

No, I have diabetes. I don't have diabetes. And Mark doesn't actually believe I'm that word either. He's just, he's doing... Diabetic? He's doing a bit. Rich. Our word, right? Do you had a good time in New York? Yeah, it was amazing. Was the talent receptive of you in your personality? Yeah, does your game work there?

Who did you do? Yeah, it was great. I'm not talking about my sex life publicly anymore. Oh. Okay. Oh, you didn't get laid. You did not get laid, you know? What the fuck?

At all. Oh, you got no pussy. Oh, all right. A dead giveaway is you're not skipping around and spinning. We should have known. He's talking about the energy. Bro, this dude got no pussy The second he talks about vibes

I love the fucking ambiance I love the ambiance of the city It's contagious That's a pussyless man There's a certain energy to that city I was just reaching for straws No I mean I put in some solid work out there But do you feel like there's a lot of Nikki Smokeses out there?

Is there going to be competition? Yes. Because to be a big fish in New York, you have to be Leonardo de Capito. I don't like being a big fish. I like being a fish that's easily caught. You get more action on the hook than everyone. Doesn't that make sense or no? I guess.

Was Kelly receptive to your date offer? No, no. But I wouldn't actually like, you know. Yeah, of course. But the picture of us. Of course you wouldn't. Dude, yes. Oh, yeah, we know.

Absolutely. Of course. You guys know me. You guys know me? I would never do that. I would never do that. Oh, yeah, but no. How was Ebony?

Ebony's. She's special. I love that woman. I recorded with her on out and about. Yeah. It's sensational. Yeah, that's good. Yeah.

I don't want to, like, spoil it, but let's just say. I'm one of them ones. No, you're not. That's what she said. That's what she said. You're not one of them ones? You don't think so? Did you keep up with her?

She was talking about like how the dick print of my dick through my shorts, but she was like, damn, okay, like I see the hype now. That's what she said. I didn't say that. That's on camera? That's on camera. It's on the pod. That's the one little thing I'll give you guys.

One little thing. Two hands. T-O-O. I think that comes out Wednesday Obviously sucking tits But like I do a lot of work I did code switch immediately Yeah I think she came on

And I immediately code switched Within the first three seconds And they caught that But yeah I know She's great I have nothing bad to say about that How could you? She had a lot to say about you though Kyle

I heard he has to stop getting married very soon I know, please She did preface it with I know he's getting married So I shouldn't say this But that'll help Yeah, you're good Kyle

Yeah, she knows She knows Did you hit it off with anybody That you like hadn't hung out with before In the office? Yeah I know you know Tommy I knew most of them

Fairily well I was It was cool to see Jack Mack out I've never like seen him in the wild nor that I think I'd ever see him at a bar. Yeah. So that was pretty cool. I love Pat.

Pat's always a good hang. Kiggs didn't make it out. I was disappointed with that. Yeah, I wouldn't say like anyone was like, oh, I can't believe I've never met this person before. Why did you go? Really just to... What was the... I had never been there, and I really just wanted to go see Tommy and see what New York was about.

Yeah, I mean... General, like, I want to go to New York. Yeah, the true intention was, okay, I'm going to go to New York with Tommy, hopefully me and him run a two-man, get some birds, and, you know, just have like a great little three-day bender. And that didn't happen. That did happen. Well, yeah, I mean, I didn't close, but I was sharing a hotel with her. Yeah, I wasn't there for pussy when I got there.

Okay, my dynamic shifted from women to, wow, this is incredible. Yeah, like the scene and the energy. You could see any energy. Anywhere. When have you been anywhere, not for pussy? anywhere I can't even say this office huh dude I don't

like what would you So you were like saying no to getting laid Yeah No I just I would say I wasn't trying As hard as I usually would to get late Would you consider moving there? Like usually like if I go out and I strike out

I'm like damn that night sucked But That that happened And I was like oh I had a great Great time with my boys Would you consider moving there? I would, yeah. Like, that was one thing where I heard, like I said this earlier, it was like, you hear about the New York office, you're like, oh, like, your career is over.

Like, that place is fucking cooked. No one. No one says that around here. Yeah. I think it's Twitter. I'm not saying in this office. I'm saying online. That's what I'm saying.

Factually incorrect. There's proof. Yeah. I'm not saying people in this office today here. I'm saying, like, the online, like, read of that office is essentially that. Reed? How did Reed acclimate? Reed was great.

No booze for Reed. No booze. He always wonder how he. Adderall. Still, that seems. Do you want to booze more? On a bad. Yeah, I probably, I'd say too much, don't that?

Yeah. He's great to travel with because there's never like a down moment with Reed. He's just always stimming and I love that. Yeah. Like, yeah, side questing. he discovered a bodega yeah York is like gas station crack

is that what you said everywhere you look there's a there's a store oh fucking love that no I can do it now you want to go R for R I'm like my favorite part of this it's like gas station crack

Titus just picked up right double da da da da da da okay yeah sorry my eyes are bad darker you see him this weekend Big AJ one for one

Two RBS. Oh, he's going to eat over how long he took to run to first. I know. They were saying he was going to throw him out from left. He almost got thrown out from deep left. He was in the comments arguing. Oh, no. Feel bad.

They're being mean to him. Two RBI single. What are you going to do? By like, even when they argue in the comments, they still end it with a capital boom. Speaking of that realm, did you see Hoopify? Shout out to the 9-11 victims. We didn't know it was that bad.

So we made a joke about you Friday that you didn't know about 9-11. You were going to go to Manhattan. They were going to take you to Ground Zero. And then you were going to pose a TikTok like, I had no idea. It was this bad. Yeah. I have something about the World Trade Center. Hoopify did that exact video.

That's right. This week. What? I think he started it with that. This is going to sound really dumb, but 9-11 was bad. And, like, obviously, I knew it was bad. Thousands of people lost their life. but I really didn't realize how bad it was.

I think part of it is that like my generation kind of turned 9-11 into a meme. I was born after 9-11. So I feel like everyone born after 9-11 and the people born a few years before 9-11 couldn't really comprehend it, thus like leading it to kind of turn into a meme. But what really like changed it for me, this 9-11, is that there was this Twitter account that was like they live tweet everything, but they do it as it was 25 years ago today. So they were basically live tweeting 9-11. And as I was taking that in, I don't know, it just like hit me different because that's the way I now consume media.

And like I saw all these other types of videos. And like it just really struck me like, whoa, like this was insane. Like I can't believe this happened to our country too. And also to a big thing with like my generation. I feel like the past few years, like all the conspiracy theories being like 9-11 was an inside job, blah, blah, blah. After watching all that, there's no way it was an inside job. I'm sorry. Like I feel like I finally comprehended how bad it really was.

He explains himself a bit better, but the start is crazy. Shout out. Not 11 was bad. Well, I walked outside of Tommy's building, and I was like, oh, what's that building? He's like, are you serious? I'm like, what? He's like, it's the World Trade Center. And I was like, well, why'd they only build one?

Like, why is there only one? And he's like, are you serious? I was like, well, yeah, why'd they only rebuild one instead of just both? Yeah, they should have rebuilt, too. Yeah. I think that's the worst question. No, right? Well, he, like, could, he thought I was trolling.

He's like, there's no way you think that, like, that. I don't know. Sorry. Yeah. Well, yeah. Robeck? Yeah. Like that.

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Dave responded to that clip of him crying about Gronk. There is a gotcha culture clip going around trying to compare my reactions to Caleb Williams, tweaking his hammy and me reacting to Gronk taking a violent helmet to the knee. I want to make something very clear. I'm beyond ecstatic that Williams avoided major injury. I'd much rather have a wimpy quarterback than an injured quarterback. Do I think Bears fans are silently worried about Caleb's mental and physical tough toughness?

Yes, I do. But I am rooting for him. As an unbiased national football analyst, I need to ask the tough questions, though. Like does painting your fingernails directly correspond to getting carded off the field with a minor hamstring tweak? Ed? Ed? This fucking guy, dude.

he's i mean he's at least consistent with him i'll give him that did you see him blame white socks dave for this injury who did caleb or dave dave we it's that Caleb blaming white sox dave would be funny yeah that's a whole in a press conference yes white sox dave's on wSD i was like dave you can't say i'm a tangle guy or you can't say i can't get in

your head because i literally did both at that many golf thing you didn't i i will swear to god on caleb william No, stop. No! No! No! Oh my God! So, do you believe me now? It had zero to do with you and everything to do. So that...

Dave. Dave. So... It's not true. I was like, Dave, you can't say I'm... That was in July or August. So I, unfortunately, led to that interaction. Because they accused me of lying about something.

I wasn't lying. I was being truthful. And I was like, I'm being so truthful. I would... It's like, oh, I'm just swear on my parents' life. And I said I use that example, which I shouldn't have. because I was getting smoke for it and then Dave doubled down.

Using Caleb Williams. Yes. Well, I did the same thing. But somehow Dave got clipped. Of course. But it was you first? It was me first, but I was to prove I would never do that if I wasn't being so serious. But White Sox Dave is funny.

Sincere, yes. Yeah. You don't think the Bears would take a quarterback in the draft. No. No. Like, just trying to get a non-posting. It's a good quarterback draft, right? Yeah.

Successor to sit behind Caleb for a year? No. No, no, no. All right. Smokes went to New York, fell in love. We have Deutsche in Germany. Yes, we do. Oh, my God. At October Fest.

I just saw a clip of him chugging a massive beer. Was it older? You did? Like this one. That's a hell of beer. Is he going to put out the same video on his tummy? Wow. He goes every year, right?

I don't know. I think I thought this is his first time. No, he's been before. He's been. Oh, really? Okay, okay. We need to be, like, rallying around him as a nation. Yes.

Europe really holds that over. He's our representative. He's our representative. Better drinkers. But I feel like October Fest is just all Americans going there. Going to Germany, yeah. I can see that. I don't know.

I can see that for sure. Yeah. You just drink beer at October Fest. Yeah. In Liederhausen? You just go to bars. Just go to bars and drink beer. Are they at least

They're having Sounds like New York Pretzels and sausages Or is it just all Like shows or they're Say you have something to say about Don't question it maybe Yeah

October fest Right well we would think It's September right now It is Sure Still time Like Plenty of time

Yeah for like nine more days Yeah Nine days Yeah Like the story of a girl Whoa So did you guys Get to the bottom of it

No We just kind of left it on the vine Yeah There's a lot of things we discuss, think about ponder and just never really close the door on it. It doesn't make sense. When does Octoberfest end? Probably October. But we don't know.

That's got to be September 5th of October. Yeah, give me some celebrate. I want to know what else goes on here other than just drinking. Are they doing shows they doing contests of sorts? There's some contests. I think there's a lot of, is it also a bosom related? Is it? A bosom?

Are there bosom? Push them up. Like a Renaissance fair. Yeah. So it's beer and bosoms. Beer and bosoms. Yeah. Do you think they ever get tired of it, but now they've made it too much of a thing and now we're all coming over all the time?

So they're like, fuck. I think they plan their year around it, it seems like. Okay. Everything is about getting to October Fest and the bosoms. Every great event like this gets ruined at some point, though. The Trocten und. Yeah. Shotsengg?

Shutz and Gutschtsch. Is that the Trocton and Zootzenzug? Is that the Trocton and Zootenz? It has to be. It's almost painful to get through a word in that language. Mm-hmm. Yeah, our Germans, like, this is a tourist thing now. We're not even going to go.

Those guys. Right, like, is it corny for them to go? Why would we wait in a line for a bar we always go to? Like, college events, like, especially. Like, did you have a big one at West Virginia? October Fest? No, like, just in general, like, big college, like, St. Patrick's Day. Fall Fest.

Yeah, yeah. And then at some point, does it, like, out of staters? I think I, like, I skipped it, like, my senior year, yeah. Because it gets to, and then it eventually just blows up. We didn't have that down. You're going to have one big event? Not really. Not like a fest like that.

Not a week long deal. Like U of I was like unofficial St. Patrick's Day. Was there a big Illinois I'm talking about. Yeah. Just go crazy at St. Patrick's Day. Yes. Turkey testicle festival. What?

Eastern Illinois. The turkey testicle festival. Correct. You need turkey testicles. Southern Illinois. At a festival. Polar bear. Uh-huh.

Huh. Was Indiana a little five? Little five. Exactly. That's real. What? Oh, yeah. We had the mirror lake jump

Have you done the mirror lake jump, Kyle? They closed that down. Hold on tape. Columbus did jump in a little pond and there's a lake. That was last year. See that again. Uh-huh. That's the best thing.

He looks. What does he look like? Don't say it again. Is it from a movie cover? Don't say the art. Mad Max? A war boy? Fear and loathing.

Fear and loathing as well. Yes. Loathing. It looks like fear and loathing. That's quite the hat beside him, too. huh Jack McCarthy doesn't seem like somebody who should be allowed to have fun like that

No, that's all he does It's all he fucking does The guy that got his asshole and balls and taint mangled In the NFL yesterday with a cleat Handled that way better That would be a card off injury Yeah, that's a thumbs up crying

Actually that might be a thumbs down Has anyone ever given the thumbs down? We've discussed that, yeah They need to They need to Yeah, just like it's not I know this is bad This sucks

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Would love it. We talked about it with October Fest. What is the worst calendar month for boobs? The breasts? Wow. That's a great question. It's a great question. It has to be January, right?

Like, New Year's Eve ends and the breasts go up. And then it's all turtlenecks and hoodies. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. January, everybody's going to the gym. Oh, you're right. Okay, but summer the boobs are out. April and October, the boobs are out.

We all agree. So it has to be a cold weather month. It's January. It's fucking January. It's got to be January. Well, boobs are kind of reserved at Christmas. Yeah. Why is January worse than November?

Yeah, I was going to say November is my answer. November? Yeah. Hmm. Maybe you're overdressing because it's just now getting cold. Where do boobs look better on Thanksgiving weekend or Martin Luther King Jr. weekend? I've thought about this. You are, yeah.

I do think it is MLK weekend. Okay. Sure. Yeah. Milk. Yeah, milk. Right. Okay.

Good question, Chad. No. I think January is the worst month for boobs. I think January is the worst month for everything. Yeah. January fucking sucks. Because once you get through New Year's Eve and the holidays are a party and everything and the January to February is just so long. I think February is up there.

I almost think like January is Monday, but February is Tuesday and Tuesday is sneaky worse because you're expected more on Tuesday. Do the ladies let them breathe on Valentine's Day? Well, certainly for, I feel like they've got bigger plans, you know, the boobs will come out. If February didn't have Valentine's Day, it really doesn't have a boob day at all. No. But, I mean, what's the boob day in March? Is that just your first warm day?

They're going to peek out? What is the boob day in March? I don't know if boobs are good in March. St. Pasture's Day is not a huge boob? Oh, yes, it is. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like they're wearing tight terserger, but they have, like, funny sayings on them.

They're not low cut. Yeah. I feel a lot of the same pets. I feel like the titty. Bring breaks in March, too. The tities go up in December. We don't really see them again till April. But would you enjoy them as much?

much if you had the mullier? Yes, yes. A little rainbow after the rain? Yes, no. Double rainbows. Bosco has given me a new term about boobs the other day that I like. Do you know what summer whites are? No.

What are summer whites? It's when the boobs around the boobs are so tan and then they take off their swimsuit or whatever and you have the summer whites. So tan lines is what you're talking about. Summer whites came up with the moon. So summer whites. Nothing better than summer whites. Uh-huh.

Oh, my God. Jay, you had a very good NFL recap. For the Bucks game? Yes. Yeah, no, it sucked. I kind of ruined my whole weekend. Bucks, you see it? Oh, yeah.

I figured you would. I was front row. Jay, you got to be worried. Yeah, I'm worried. The weather delay fucking sucked. I feel like they should have lost that game, but I feel like if they didn't pause the game, then I feel like they do win there

and as soon as there was a delay I was like we'll lose took the momentum away huh? You're lucky the chargers exist. Chiefs are a third of the way to their wind total already. Yeah it was rooting pretty heavy against that last time when it's a tough one. Jay had the chiefs going six and eleven. Is there a bet this year? Like last year there was the we're trying to think of it. We're trying to think of

because the last year he had to dress up like a jaguar which was a great. So if the chiefs do really well can you think of anything Chase should have to do surrounding Native American Native American Where's the Super Bowl? It's in Los Angeles Yeah, that's right

Yeah Full headdress of course Full head dress First thing Recreate the That was the That's a Cleveland Indians thing Arrow hanged

The picture of the The white kid And the headdress Yellin at the Native American That was your boy Is that you? That was a tape Is that how you got hired you?

My grandfather Um no What about I don't know Have you guys seen A picture so stupid The Travis Kelsey photos that Travis Kelsey photo makes me laugh

when he was dating the black girl he looked one way he's dating Taylor Swift the other maybe that's fine I don't know you won't say to do I'm just trying to think chiefs like what can he dress like oh do a Travis Kelsey Travis Kelsey black girlfriend

White chel bit whiter each day or Che has to start with like a big diamond stud in his year but by the end of the week white Kelsey is just check that's right yeah but like a like a sliding scale like Monday he's as white as can be and then he's Then he moves a little. And on Friday, he's black.

Black by Friday. Black Friday. Yeah, Jay, you have to do Black Friday. The Chiefs won six games. There's got to be something he could do. Yeah, we've got to figure that out because it's going to happen, Che. Yeah, I'm down to do something. Arrowhead.

We'll see. I mean, far from it. The first few, first four or five games are very easy. schedule is extremely difficult. Kyle, what's arrowhead? Oh, just, you know, you know what I'm thinking. Yeah. Tony?

I do. For Sony. Well, yeah, Chase, should you have an arrow head? Can we have like a, grow out your hair and have them almost like have an arrow? Doesn't that? Yeah, the avatar. Get that haircut. Be an arrowhead.

And are they blue as well? It's blue. Yeah, dude, you have to arrow head. All right. He's going to look awesome again. Yeah, of course he is. Just get that in Chief's colors. Why was that a thing?

It's a cartoon. It's a fantasy animation. That would be so funny, him wearing the red robe. Yeah, you go full bald with the blue Mohawk, Arrowhead. I'd be open to this. Yeah, all right, it's always a hair bet from the past one year. Are those characters Chinese or of a different universe? They're like, I would say more like Islander.

Okay, do you have relative in the fire nation that can make this happen? We can make it work. We can find somebody. Different character from the Indian in the cupboard every day? How many characters can you name? I know there's the Indians. And there's the cupboard. Cowboy. I think it must be a cupboard one day.

Kids still reading that book? no right that was a movie to me oh oh i read the book really i didn't know it was even a book yeah i don't know why i read the book i just read the book i read it too yeah it's a good book yeah so you read it in school maybe or no yeah i feel like it i think it might just been a library but i made you check out a library book yeah that's probably what it was and i and i think i got it was thin it wasn't big but scholastic book fair had a fun cover she go back and read all the books that made us read in school those book fairs are you're i wonder if they're you see they're doing a boozy book fair around the corner oh yeah yeah where they had the cocktails and it's a book fair you get

to go that's amazing yeah are they gonna have like captain underpants i'd really hope so why is everything always happening around the corner there's a lot of empty buildings around the family guy bar around that's the same bar it's the same building oh so they're always doing something it's a pop-up did you guys see the video of the firefighter with a fire hoses oh and delco at the wah-wah yes this is a tough watch North Hampton. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

That's tough, because that looked like a gimmie. Like, you're like, let me get this easy stat. That was in Delco? North Hampton. No, I don't think so. What else we got for the rest of the week? Brave still. For the rest of the week?

Yeah, big got to be back tomorrow, right? I'll be out tomorrow. After like tomorrow? That's hard? Oh, yeah. KB. Not about me, but this team, I heard this squad is, they're quite proud of their, I've heard some things. Their prowess.

I haven't heard anything. Thankful to have them. All right. So tomorrow night, it's a big one. My understanding is that it's as big of like a buy-in budget as we could do. It's, they Paramount Plus wanted pros versus Joe's football. But they wanted on this date. So we've put a lot of like time effort into it.

but you can't get pros because they're playing NFL. Yeah. Right now. So good job to Lucas. Lucas has got the United States flag football team all flying in, including the quarterback who said he's better than Patrick Mahomes. And so we're going to, we're going to Eddie's old high school and Danny's high school.

And we are going to do skills challenges. So like White So, like, White So Dave is our quarterback. He is doing a skills challenge. Evens playing and smokes are playing, and we're going to do a best two out of three quarterback challenges. They have a center, KADIC and T-Bob are going to do challenges. PFT's kicking against Rodrigo Blankenship. We're going to do Oklahoma drills, flag football Oklahoma drills on offense defense.

We're going to do receiver DB drills. And so we're going to do all these things, Barstool versus them, and we're going to ultimately end up playing a flag football game against Team USA. Wow. It should be fun. Wow. It's a hell of a deal. Coached by, Ed.

Tom Zibakowski. He's our coach. Oh, the Notre Dame and the boxer. And you're saying like these, they take themselves too seriously or something? You guys, I know I didn't tell Brandon or KB that, so it's coming from. It's reverberating around the building,

take it's what it's doing. It's coming from one Lucas then. That's a fact. It's coming from Lucas. Lucas is maybe complaining that they're, it'll be uncomfortable when you guys beat them. Mm-hmm. You said it was going to be pretty easy.

Have me back on on Wednesday, and I'm going to say, I'll give you a whole lot more thoughts. You want to get through it first? No, he wants to be able to talk to him and look at them in the eye. That's it. Not about their players. Have they been divas? Yeah. I don't know.

We've had some big names come in here. Yeah. Without getting paid. Without. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.

You know what I'm doing tomorrow, Tate. What are you doing? as long as it still on. I'm playing, I'm going to play golf against Brandon Jennings. Oh. The Milwaukee box.

Wow. Yeah. There was a time this summer where I was at my golf club. I was a Strawberry Creek. That's my golf club. And Kenosha. And I went out there one day and there was this big ruckus on the green.

I was getting ready to go out. And there was this loud noise and I looked up and saw somebody in a basketball jersey running around the green. I was like, Who is that? And somebody said, that's Brandon Jennings of the Milwaukee Bucks, or formerly of the Milwaukee Bucks, obviously.

And I said, oh, okay. And then I tweeted, you know, tough for me not to be the most famous Brandon Brandon on the practice screen of Strawberry Creek. And then he saw it, he tweeted, and he challenged me to a match, and we're having that match tomorrow. Wow. Nice. So I got to go do that.

I won't be here for the act tomorrow because I got to go play Brandon Jennings and golf. Are you filming it? Yeah, I'm taking probably Cody. Mostly sports video? That'll be on Brandon Walker College Football. No, it'll be mostly sports. We'll do that. But I don't really know what it's going to look like.

I DMed him, and I said, what do you shoot? He said he's a 25 handicap. And that's probably what I am. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have a handicap. But I'm between 90 and 95 every time I go. 92, 93, something like that. Was he wearing his own jersey?

No. He was doing, they were doing content with some other person, and the person that was playing him in golf wore Brandon Jennings jersey as he was playing him. Are you hoping to become good friends with him? I'm hoping to create some sort of brand and alliance and potentially be best friends with him and maybe be in his wedding. Is he a member there? I don't know.

I don't think so. So he live in the area or was he just back visiting? He's visiting. He's visiting this month. So we have to do it tomorrow. He's getting into the day. Are you putting anything on it? Yeah.

What are the stakes? It can't just, you do you. It can't just be like, hey, I played golf with, right? Oh, guess what? Yes, it can. Chat's going to hate that. I don't give a fuck. We're not going to.

You have a It should be lemonized Yep You could If it's Brandon Jennings Put the lemon in his eyes After every hole You spin a wheel

We're not doing the fucking Cinnamon Challenge We're fucking playing golf And we'll figure it out We'll have stakes I'm sure we'll come up With something on the first tea Maybe something to charity

Or something like that But yeah So I got to go out there and do that Which I haven't played in like a month Oh You'd be rusty I'm gonna be awful Which is probably good

That'd be bad I think that tomorrow's a big day for you. What's tomorrow? That, I feel like, I feel like the number one content that people could do is if you can play, people watch golf content. Yeah. If you can play golf and have Cody follow you and have 100,000, 200,000 people watch it.

Yeah. Then you can golf with the head coach of, you know, Auburn. The head coach. Oh, I never thought about that. That's probably good idea too. Yeah. Put some stakes off with the head coach of Auburn. Brandon, can you imagine?

Oh, my God. Okay. Make a joke. Brandon, it'd be a nice. If you can make. If you get hundreds, thousands of views playing golf, that's a good idea. Yeah. Hugh Freeze did ask me to play golf one time.

Not that he's the coach anymore, but he asked me to play golf one time. He also sends me inspirational Christian music videos on Instagram. I've never answered him one time. Hugh Freeze? Yeah, the old coach at Auburn. Yeah. He sends me. Do you watch them?

I look at them. I see what they are. And then I always uncends them. Really? Yeah. Unsends? Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. It's only happened like three times.

It could be a fake Q-freeze too, if we're being honest. It could be a fake Q-freeze. Yeah. That's where we are. Pork rinds. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to huddle up and listen closely. It's football season, so you know we're bringing back our game-changing snack. The unrival, the unbeatable, the almighty pork rind.

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Hero of the Year. Support our charity partner at Archer-Foundation.org. Dancing at the stool premieres today? Oh, yes. Is that correct? That is correct. I think we had sent out Kata. Cate Canella from here?

Oh, is that who we, that was the Chicago entrant? That was our represent. Fights is in it, maybe, or? Who's fights in it with? Jackie. Jackie's in? Can't dance. Oh.

Were you asked? No. They're not going to find me out for that. Oh. Mm-hmm. And what was their dance? Yeah. We're about to find out, I guess.

She's passionate. Slow. Slow and passionate. For our dance, we're going to do slow. He's very muscular. Oh, yeah. He lifted her up like a pizza. Yeah.

I think it's a good idea. It is a good idea. It's a fantastic. Premier right after the boss goes in it. That's a great idea. I'm upgrading to great. Okay. Our teams, four dances.

Fear experience whatsoever. A shocking amount of confidence. You only have one day to master a death. Now I'm back. Kind of. Make it manly, make it your own? Yeah, I'll make it man. We have a legendary lineup of judges.

Rone, Fray. And Ria. You better sell us on the dance because we're buyers. And you better be selling. And the couple with the highest score will win a $2,500 prize. I'm here to win. Motherfucking Mets. Damn good idea.

That's right after the yak? It's tonight, I believe. Tonight, okay. Is there a worse way to celebrate your birthday? Then what? I have a birthday, Dan. That's a cuckled A lumbata

Oh, she's gonna be smiling His biceps are humongous God damn So good of shade Amistry Unbelievable Handsome guy too And he's funny

That's the other day It's like a lot of guys As attractive as fights And like You don't have much else going on A wheel It's been a wheel TJ And like

The instructors John Hands lower on the back piece He's got lower He's probably got money Oh so Vital perk? Yeah

Oh my God. He just interviewed Mark Wahlberg. Money looks. He's hanging out with Mark Wahlberg? Spin the wheel, T.J. You imagine the storyline she does it to get money to get him a birthday present, but then along the way. Oh, yeah. Spoilers.

Oh, my God. Well, you'll get a nice shirt out of it. Yeah. If I'm lucky. I hate you guys. Happy birthday. Happy birthday day. She, pride size, she is here today.

She is. Yeah, she'll be here all week. Yeah. Really? Be on your best behavior. Oh. Oh, let's trade her for Nikki Smokes. That's a good deal. That's a great deal.

I'm down. She was kept like two busts been in hell earlier. Oh, yeah. Everyone was just, people were arguing upstairs. She's the only one working. Eddie screaming in her ear about Caleb. It was chaos up there. Oh, so you've been fighting this fight all day.

Oh, my God, dude. It's a war zone upstairs. Is this the hill you want to die on? Yeah. I'd never seen a guy like him. him. You never seen a pussy before?

He's not a pussy. He's a very... You didn't say that very convincing way. He's not. He's not. Look how many times he got sacks as we're here. Oh. Yeah.

Is he good enough to deserve that? Mark. Mark. I get Ryan for your guy, like... I don't want to mark you there, but... Is he... Mark?

He's good? He's good. There's no question about that. He's good. He's pretty good. He's pretty good. But they... And do you believe he is like the, or do you like have to believe he? No, I believe.

You do. You really believe. Sure. He is. Do we need to pull up the Justin Fields draft video? Sure. I get it. But this is sprinted around the office.

You did the A.B. I'm free, grandma. This is different. This is different. Of course, he is, yes. Yeah. He's good. He's awesome.

All right. Yeah. I was just giving you a thought. Don't. What? I thought that was a good opinion. Put your thumb down. Is he better than Coutler?

Yes. Is he better than Grossman? Is he better than Fortin? Grossman got you to Super Bowl. Grossman did get his Super Bowl. And he's the man. You think Caleb's going to get you to a Super Bowl? I do.

Well, not if he doesn't play. He will play soon. Yeah. All right. So who's starting it up up there? I think it's a new outdoor producer. I forget his name. He's a Packers fan.

Adam. That guy, he likes to watch the world. He walks over stir shit leaves. Yeah. Yeah, him. Was he like pointing out that like Caleb got her with like five minutes left and you only scored three points with him healthy? Wow.

What was the precipitation? Huh? What was a precipitation? Yeah, Chicago quarterback shouldn't be ready for bad weather. And Minnesota. It was a bad game. And the Vikings are an outdoor team. Yeah.

Defense travels in the weather. So it's a bad game. You guys are averaging what, 31 points a game. Yeah, Ben Johnson was going to get the points record. Fair, fair jokes right now. You won't be joking soon. Well, we'll just find something else to talk about. Yeah, that's fair.

Yeah, we'll just move on. And like, it turns out we'll just. Well, I mean, the cherry on top, and this affects you is. Breggman. Bregman is a freaking. Well, yeah, I mean, that's the injury you should be talking. about Eddie. I mean,

he got, like if Caleb Williams had that happen to him, that's a thumbs up. He would have. No. That's not true. He would have done the exact same thing.

What, did you see the Bregman? Oh, yeah, the foul. Rightness, how does that? He's standing too close behind. He's like behind the catcher a little bit. Yeah.

How long did he cry? I don't think he could. His eye was shut. Yeah. Oh. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's not like the playoffs here next week. or anything.

Holy shit. That should go away in a week. I don't know. That he fractured. Fractured orbital is tough. Brando, you're old. Has that ever happened before? No.

That's what ever happened before. Somebody going to hit with a foul ball on the index? I'm sure in the history of baseball it has. In the face, I mean. In the history of baseball it probably has, I don't remember an example of somebody getting hit like that and swelling up like that. But people have gotten hit by swinging bats before.

Are by, oh. Oof. Can you imagine if he was gay? Yeah. We wouldn't have as much sense to be. Man. Someone had to have gotten smoked in the dugout. Yeah, it's happened before.

Certainly, it's happened before. And it's a baseball flying around, spherical object flying around the field. That's right. For over 150 years. Bad timing. Yeah. Real bad.

It's a bad day yesterday. TJ, you want to spin the wheel? Big Cat will be back tomorrow. but you're gone. Yeah. Yeah, golfing with my new friends. That is the ultimate goal. Just make enough friends

where I don't have to hang out with you guys anymore. Golfing with the Auburn coach. If I could golf with the Auburn coach? It all starts tomorrow, Brandon. Imagine me and Alice Goldish out of the left. I feel like you guys would hit it off. It would be amazing.

Congratulations on the great week tape. Thank you. Yeah. Insane numbers. Thank you. Well-deserved rest for one day. Brown's won yesterday. Yeah.

Are you all in? on the Browns? Dom is like. He's got guardians in the way. Sean looked good. I thought Sean. Extension. I think extension.

When I text or when Caleb went down, I was sitting next to Nick and I texted him, I said, would now be a good time to ask if the Bears fans are interested in trading for Deshawn.

You should extend it. You could just said that out loud. It was a tight. The energy sucked out. Because remember, although he's not hurt, everyone thought he was hurt with a thumbs up thing.

I thought it was his career over. I thought he'd never walk again. I thought he'd never walk again. I thought he was, I thought they were amputating his life. I thought they were going to dump him into Lake Michigan, and that was it. All right. Turns out it's just corny.

Eddie, are Bears fans humorless? All right, the wheel side. I'm thinking so. I'm thinking so. TJ, wipe it down. All right, guys. See you guys. See you guys.

I'm going to talk about that. That was a nasty one. That was a nasty one. Love you guys. Have a good week. Also, happy birthday to tie from your friend, Louis. All right. See you guys tomorrow.

Thank you.