The Yak - The 100k Subscriber Spectacular | The Yak 8-17-22

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello! Today's the day. Today's the day we hit 100K. Let's fucking do it. Boys and girls. I'm in this shit for life, dog.

Let's fucking do it. Nothing could separate me from this fucking team. Kyle and Owen, are you guys going to get us Froyo or no? I just gave Owen some money. I can call you an Uber. from this fucking team. Kyle and Owen, are you guys going to get us Froyo or no? I just gave Owen some money. If I can call you an Uber. I mean... I'm craving a Berry Bebe. I want a Berry Bebe.

I wouldn't mind a Berry Bebe. Kyle? I wouldn't mind a Berry Bebe. Kyle definitely forgot about this. Will you guys find a wait? Because it's going to be tough for them to get the gist of my order when I don't say that are we spy camming?

yeah we're spy camming I'm going to call the Uber right now how are you going to say Barry Bebe without saying Barry Bebe what's the place? he's going to have to I know you're going to say I'll take like four triple B's what's the place called? Culture American Yogurt Company? Yes.

60 West 8th Street? Real shame if someone showed up with a coin. Oh, no! I mean, that would make sense to say Barry, baby, and then kiss the guy. They're probably going to be way more used to that. Okay, so I'm calling the Uber right now. I don't want this place to get harassed.

No, they're not going to get harassed. Well, everyone knows they're the name, and we've seen what else they would do for us. All right, we're calling the Uber. I gave Owen $100. I want all of the $100 spent on... Berry Bay Bay. What do we all want?

We want a bucket. Bucket of Berry Bay Bay. Yeah, could they put it into a vat? I don't know if I want a Berry Bay Bay. What else do all want? We want a bucket. A bucket of Berry Bae Bae. Could they put it into a vat? I don't know if I want a Berry Bae Bae. What else do they have? It's a changing menu. It's farm to table. I don't think you're going to find

today's menu online. The Bae Bae machine is actually down today, unfortunately. I'm looking right now. Let's see what I want. Well, this is just a PSA. Restaurants stop doing the cute names for items because this has affected me in the past.

Yes. I have never been able to get the ice cream I want at Cold Stone Creamery. Right. Yeah, those are the worst. What is it? It was called Cookie Don't You Want Some. Yeah, I'm not saying that. Oh, and I'll have it in the love it? It was called Cookie Don't You Want Some. I'm not saying that.

When I'll have it in the love it, I'll have it in the gotta have it. I don't know why. Of the Cookie Don't You Want Some. Oh, I know what I want. Why won't y'all say these things?

Because it's, no, it's just Are you kidding me? I would love to say that. If that's what I want, I would say Cookie Don't You Want Some. Oh, actually,

I want a Berry Baby, but I also would maybe like a Mother Earth Bitch Smoothie. Oh. Yeah, I'm going to enunciate the fuck smoothie? Oh. Yeah. I'm going to enunciate the fuck out of bitch. Meredith Brooks. Of a Mother Earth bitch?

Bitch. Yeah, okay. And I knew that one was right down your alley. Why don't you just get $100 worth of smoothies? Get every smoothie. Tropical staycation smoothie? No, but he's not allowed to say all of them. He has to order them all. So what is the thing here? Because my issue

is the night staff doesn't oblige my request. Your Uber's here. Black Chevrolet Suburban out front. Thank you, Dan. I got an Uber XL. Oh, and I sent you the Zoom link.

Alright, let's go. Give $100. Oh, and you have the Zoom link. TJ sent you the Zoom link. let's go You have a hundred bucks Oh and you have the Zoom link TJ Smoothies for everyone I love it Berry bebe's for the boys Mother earth bitch smoothie I don't want to be It's funny that he's like berry bebe's

I don't want to be that guy And I'm appreciative you're doing this. Can I do half Barry Bebe, half Mother Earth bitch? Yes, please. Everyone else? Yes. Get all the smoothies. I want a Bebe.

I want a Bebe. I want a Mother Earth bitch smoothie. Do a Bebe. I want a Bebe as well. I want two. Can I get fun toppings? Mm-hmm. Yeah, gummy worms?

Give me a cup of mostly fruit. Can you ask if the gummy worms will give her gummy tummy? Kate would be out of commission if she has gummy tummy. That's true. Double masking, Kate. I hate menu items. I'm so fucking straight, I say medium at Starbucks. I won't fucking play.

I won't do that. Oh, I do the same. I can't. I went to, I remember, I have such a vivid memory of when I went to McDonald's. Remember the frappe? Yeah. The big thing? And my mom, I was really young, and my mom was ordering me a frappe.

And they were like, no, no, we don't have a frappe. You have to say it. You have to say frappe or else they wouldn't give it to us. They're like, well, we have a frappe. It's marketing. Yeah. It's like, fuck you. Drain it in their head.

Kate, you were on balloon duty yeah you had one job one job and uh you didn't do it nope so i brought a bunch of down on the ground down on the ground i got and i think i got too many zeros but i also got uh a one a little blow up one i had two bags i was blowing them up on the train on the way here i got a one, a little blow up one. I had two bags. I was blowing them up on the train on the way here. I had a one sticking out of the bag and it got yoinked outside Penn Station. Somebody just stole your one. Somebody yoinked the one? And I looked around.

First I thought it fell out. So I'm like, it must be on the ground right here. And then there was a guy holding the one. And I said, what am I going to do about it? Nothing. Don't you think it probably fell out and he just picked it up? It didn't look that way it looked to look to be a gentleman of penn station uh very uh gentleman residence a resident station

living the hard way 10 years you have it you have that one so now we're back to zero um okay so we have so we're trying to get a hundred thousand we need everyone to please subscribe the thing is there's definitely probably 1,000 people watching actively who are not subscribed. Yeah, come on. Just do it. Let's do it. Yeah, this could be our shortest episode ever. Let's do it.

And this will ensure a 12-hour stream. Yep, we will plan a 12-hour stream. My tattoo artist, Peter, is going to come in and stab you silly. This stream might be pretty long. We have no end time for this, right? We're just going. We got to hit 100,000. We got to hit 100,000. We have to hit 100,000.

Merch is ready to drop coins. Coins dropping. And merch. Sass's mom's going to take her shirt off. No, no, no. Please, please, just, you know, we want this. Support us. Let us have it.

Let us have it. We bought the balloons already. I brought a beautiful bottle of Dom Perignon. Wow. 100,000. Wow. Let's see it. It's engraved, I believe, for 100,000.

Is it? What? No, it actually says Mazel Tov Cats Family. I think that was when I had my son three years ago, and I cleaned out my desk today, and I found it. So we will open that for this. Beautiful. Brandon, I don't think your little bird lips can get a sound out of this thing. I also brought a bottle of Mezcal.

Oh, let's do it. And I think when we hit 400 right here, I think the rule will be we'll spin the wheel for someone who has to do a shot. Okay. And I hate that idea. I spin the wheel. Every hundred will spin the wheel. But I hate the idea. I think every hundred should be a double shot.

Ooh, okay. All right. Spin the wheel. Let's see. Who's doing a double shot. Ooh, okay. All right. A real double. Spin the wheel. Let's see. Who's doing a double shot of mezcal? Kate's coming home a bad parent time. Yes, I am. AB is in this wheel as well, so if he comes back with his baby, he can just put it in

there. We should drop some shots on him. Yeah. Yeah. This is going to be fun. This is going to be a blast. I brought a special cake. Ooh.

We should have- Wait, pardon my cheesesteak. We should have so much fun because Roan will have FOMO. Oh, yeah. Have fun in Pompeii, bitch. Roan's in Dublin right now. He's in Dublin now? Yeah.

He's probably kissing the Blarney stone. He's in northern Italy. Sass? Every, every. How much did this cost you this day with the balloons and the cake and the whatnot? Money's not an object for me. It's not. It's all BS.

It's an investment. Well, now that I have the, yeah. This was an investment into our future. Let's just say Kate made some smart decisions. Okay. Ready? This one's going under the leg. Oh!

Oh! Okay, TJ, will you spin the wheel? See who's got to do the double shot of mezcal? Is this just a pick wheel or an elimination wheel? No, I think it's just a pick wheel, right? No, let's just pick it. Nothing chases a shot of mezcal. Oh, shit!

Hey-o! We're going to need some cups. Steven, can you go grab some cups? And can you also grab Doug's? Because I told him he could come on for a few minutes to promote Rough and Rowdy. So while you have the booze, I don't have as much wealth as Kate. But I bought one big fat blunt. And I hit it in a random party sound.

And so whoever has it has to also face the fucking blunt. I like that. I went to a smoke shop oh yes smell that buddy smoky i went to a smoke shop before this to get some cbd joints oh yeah i thought that would be fun we all get we all chill out just yeah guy gives me both he gives me a delta eight like like a delta eight joint yeah and i like, no, this would get you higher than regular weed. This isn't CBD. He's like, really? I've just been telling people this is CBD. I love it.

I was like, no, dude. I was like, this will get you so high. I love it. Nick, the blunt's in my noise mask. Oh, no. You have to get cross-faded. I'm bobbing my head. I'm listening to Bob Marley.

Nice. Hell, yeah. Stir it up. Why do I have to do that? You'll have to do that now. Yeah, you'll have to leave and do that. I can't do it here? I don't think so.

TJ says you can't. Oh, looks like we got a mezcal wheel coming up. Oh, no. It's going to escalate quickly. We should have the show be done by the time that KB and I get back. Okay, so let's. All right, spin the mezcal wheel. Me and somebody else can.

No, it could hit you again. This would be a shame. It could hit you again. Then we got it again. God, the wheel could be just. Okay. Okay. All right, so we got two double shots of Mezcat.

Hugs, sit on down. Hugs is here. He's getting ready for his rough and rowdy. I'd offer you a cheesesteak, but you can have a cheesesteak. Would you like a cheesesteak? I can mess around with a shot here. I appreciate the offer, but not. All right, double shot.

I'll take this one as well. Double shot. I have not eaten yet today. You got to take it as a shot. Double shot. Brandon, if you need a celeb shot, I could do half of it. I feel like. Don't be a pussy, Brandon.

That's a lot. It probably is. I think that's a lot. But it probably is a double shot. There's a shot glass somewhere. I would like to measure a shot. Brandon, that actually could be less than a double shot. I don't think so. That's a lot. I might have gone a little low. That is a shot glass somewhere. I would like to measure a shot. Brandon, that actually could be less than a double shot. I don't think so.

That's a lot. I might have gone a little over. That is a lot. I think this is too much. Mine's more than yours. I was fine. You saw what Zod did to his body with alcohol, and it was a best shot. I don't know.

I don't take shots. I'm not good at taking shots. I always put it in my mouth and swallow it. Well, get something to chase it with. You don't need to take it raw. Chase it with that fucking blunt. Yeah, baby. Hell yeah. Chase it in my mouth and swallow it. Well, get something to chase it with. You don't need to take it raw. Chase it with that fucking blunt. Yeah, baby. Hell yeah. Chase it with a cheesesteak.

Oh, that's like nail polish removal. Oh, no. Why can't I just take one and then take another one? Okay, and you can do that. I'll allow that. I'll allow that. If you want to pour it into another... Oh, my God. Yeah, you can... You don't it into another oh my god yeah you can you don't have to take a double shot you can take two shots he's measuring he's pouring doug's how we feeling i'm feeling great there's been a lot of talk that you're gonna get your ass kicked what's that about from who i like i've just heard like oh doug's fighting some guy who's like a badass i you're

gonna win yes i'm firmly is this like an aaron donald tweet right here oh no no no no no i've I've heard like, oh, Doug's fighting some guy who's like a badass. You're going to win. Yes. I'm firmly. Is this like an Aaron Donald tweet right here? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I've been hearing people been like, oh, what's the guy's name? Steve Young. What? What's the fighter's name?

That's his name. Is he a lefty? Doesn't he have a name name though, like a stage name? He wants to go by primetime. Why not? That makes sense. He's just combining. Yeah. Yeah.

Huh? Is he big? Is he a big boy? That makes sense. He's just combining. Yeah. Huh? Is he big? Is he a big boy? I think they said he's 4'40". You ready? Hold on. I've got to finish my Tuesday. All right.

So how are you feeling? You look great. Thank you. I feel great. I don't know how much weight I've lost, but I definitely mean just walking up the steps of Newark Pin every day. So I noticed it in your face when you posted the promo picture of you holding it. It was a nice face.

I appreciate that. Oh, wait. This bottle says right here, sip it, don't shoot it. Really? Oh, that's just pretentious. It says right here, sip it, don't shoot it. Now, Doug, what are you going to do when you win? How are you going to celebrate the night in Huntington?

Oh, he did it. He done did it. He done did it. God damn it. I hate mezcal. It's so bad. It burns. Oh, my God.

It burns so much. Brandon, did you pour yours in your eyes? Kate is a fucking badass, stronger than anyone on this show, and she is looking like that was not fun. I hate Mezcal. Maybe it's a single shot. A single shot of Mezcal. When are you going out, Doug? I'm going to say that you guys are good. When are you heading

out tomorrow morning? It'll be a single shot of Mezcal. That's potent. That's like pungent. You sound like a nerd, Kate. Stu Feiner's your manager. Who's a Puget? Leave it, Glyber.

This is very potent. My friend Sass is looking to take on more clients to manage. Oh, well, good luck with that. Well, what about you have two managers? He'll be there. No, no, no. Stu Feiner is my one and only manager. Stu will be there.

If Stu's looking to pick up a double shift, let me know. Is it bad? Are you excited? Yeah. That sucks. It won't land on your name again. There's a medicine. I will go single shot of mezcal going forward.

I'm in pain watching you. I smell it resonating. It smells bad. It's already coming out of your pores. It tastes like what they put the combs in at the barbershop. Oh, no. I don't know how to explain it. Barbicide?

Yeah, I was going to try that. I'm actually bummed because I can't even do it. I can't drink it. Why? I'm not drinking right now. No. There's no medical reason. I don't know.

It sucks. I don't drink at all. I know. I would have liked to drink it, too. I'm on antibiotics. Yeah, me and Nick just split an antibiotic right before this. Yeah. Snorted a line.

Yeah. Of a Z-Pak. All right, so, Doug, can you give us a guarantee? Yeah. What is it? I guarantee I'm fighting. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, come on.

Hell yeah. We're showing knockout. The first guy, the Canadian butcher guy who saw my training videos and backed out, we never heard from him again, I was going to knock him out. Yeah. Without a doubt. This guy? This guy looks like a dock worker from the 1940s.

So that might be why people are talking like that. Do you want a shot of Mezcal? You know, it's been a long month of training. I don't want to ruin it. Okay. You get hammered. Smart. Smart.

You're going to get hammered after? You know, I don't drink as often as I used to, but yes. Yes, definitely. In Huntington, West Virginia, I got the victory cigars ready. I'm going to be with Stu Feiner. Love it. I'm going to go crazy. Love it. Hell yeah.

Love it. Yeah, and Big Cat will be out there. He's staying the night. Yeah, he told me I can sleep in his room with him if I want to. Big Cat was so generous, he sacrificed his seat on the private jet to get me home on Friday. Big Cat, you unknow he sacrificed his seat on the private jet to get me home on Friday. Big Cat, you unknowingly housed like 10 of my boys. When you left Rough and Rowdy, my boys just stayed in your suite.

Oh, yeah, that's right. That is right. Yeah, I was just like, here, someone take my key. And everyone. Everybody took it. It was a big suite. It was like 10 hands, ladies and gentlemen. It was a fucking big ass suite.

Okay, what else? I'm excited. Nothing like fight night. Nothing like it. I haven't been in a fight since seventh grade. What's your record? That one did not go well. Oh, no.

But I mean, I was short and fat. Now I'm tall and fat. There we go. That makes a big difference. How tall is Steve Young? I don't know. I literally don't know anything about him other than a video of him sitting down. His first promo video was just him taking off his glove that he clearly had not used before that video.

Right. Okay. All right. So you got this. Yeah. I feel strong. I'm very confident. I feel very strong.

Did you do the punch thing on lowering the bar? I did, yep. What'd you get? I think 725, I think. Pretty high. It was a high score. Pretty good. I beat you, Nick.

Did you? Oh, yeah. I was fucking around. I was fucking around. I went off fucking around I wasn't even trying You didn't beat anyone I guess we probably shouldn't It's a fun one though I like when they do the fun one Certified fun one I like when they do the fun stuff

I'm nervous about the next mezcal wheel. I feel like I'm getting stabbed. Like, it just, you feel like you're in pain. This is a bad idea by me. I feel like somebody's got me in a headlock. Yeah.

Well, there's only four more. Just grab some vodka and throw it in the smoothies. Yeah, four more mezcal wheels. So the odds are none of us will get it. Let me go grab

the special cake. I think there's, go ahead, you can puke. There's five more. Kate is hammered. And we have to finish it if we hit 100. Oh ahead. You can puke. There's five more. Kate is hammered. And we have to finish it if we hit 100. Oh, that will die.

We got the champagne. I thought we said that. Champagne will be nice. The champagne is for 100,000. Oh, okay. We're going to fucking Champagne what? It was just a bump of numbers

I thought we were going to get out. Oh, boy. Here comes the best cow. Oh, there's the cake. Are those Ritz crackers on top of a cake? Double Ritz. Oh, did you spit out Ritz on the cake? Oh, God. Oh, cow. Oh, there's a cake. Are those Ritz crackers on top of a cake? Double Ritz. Oh, did you spit out Ritz on the cake?

Oh, yes. You're a bitch. Oh, my God. You're a disgusting human. Oh, God. Ew, cake. Gross. Let me get a picture of it.

Oh, my. Oh, it smells jack. It smells jack. Oh, no. Oh, Kate made a double Ritz cake. First ever double Ritz cake. What a moment. That is beautiful.

That is actually, it's beautiful. That was a lot of crackers to chew. It sucks there's regurgitated cracker. You spent the day taking shots and throwing up. You don't know how hard it is. You got your spit into that. Well, I've heard that about you. Yeah.

Well, let's wait until we get 100,000. Yeah. What are we doing? Just be eating the cake. Oh, guys, mezcal shot coming up momentarily. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. That is so gross.

That is so gross. Oh, Kate. You're a fucking savage, Kate. My mezcal wheel. Well, that's a double Ritz on this show. You chew it up. I love you, Kate. That is quite the touch. That is repulsive.

We're all going to have to eat it. That is a guarantee. We all have to eat a slice of the double Ritz cake when we hit 150. Dan, Kate's a nasty bitch. Look at her. Fair. I don't think I've ever been more happy To not want to eat cake

Yeah that is fucking gross Mezcal wheel Mezcal wheel Fuck Nikki Nikki You have one right I have one yeah Nikki. Nikki. Okay. You have one, right?

I have one, yeah. Okay. I'm glad other people have to experience it because it's- Well, he's probably going to do it. I'm very nervous now about it. Very intense. If I- What?

I think it's yucky. Yeah, it is yucky. It is yucky. Confirmed. Straight up, I think it's yucky. I'm waiting to eat my cheese after the Mezcal wheel undoubtedly lands on me. I banked on it not landing. Yeah.

See you, Sas. See you, Sas. Thank everybody. Mm-hmm. 100K. What's a city that has a 100K population? Oh. Davenport, Iowa?

I don't know. You think Davenport has 100K? Maybe. Let's see. That's a good 100K. Could this Kenos Davenport has 100K? Maybe. Let's see. That's a good 100K. Could this Kenosha have more than 100K? What about Terre Haute?

Was it bad? Was it really bad? It burns. I got like instant heartburn. Yep, and it hurts. Go straight to your heart. Oh, man. All right, so what else did people bring? I brought the fat blunt.

TJ, I know, brought something, but we might need to wait for the other boys, but I don't know what it is. It's under that towel over there. We can do it whenever it is under that towel. Oh, we are ripping and roaring. We are ripping and roaring. New Haven, Connecticut. Oh, that's beautiful.

That's a great 100K. Shout out New Haven. I don't want to do everything without Kyle. Are you okay? It's terrible. Are you okay? It's terrible. Are you okay?

I don't want to do anything without Owen and Kyle. So I think right now we use this time to reminisce. What is your favorite on the journey to 100K? Because we started off slow. When the Yaks transitioned to YouTube, we didn't think we'd make it. This is a dumb question, but can I get the origins? Because when you're here sometimes you don't always pay attention to the other stuff that's going on. Right.

Whose idea was the Yak? Like who started it? So it was me, Roan. Big Cat Roars. Jared and Stephen Che. That's the original four on sirius was the evening yak at the time the evening yak and then it will be as well and colby and it transitioned to afternoon and then when we lost sirius it transitioned into a youtube show and as we went along we added people

kb got added brandon got added then nick sass Sass, you, Owen. But yeah, it started with me, Roan, Steven, and Jared. And also, when we were at Super Bowl was when I think we transitioned from the Barstool main account to our YouTube account. I think we're only at like 40,000. So this has been a nice 60,000 in the last seven months or so that was a big decision we got a lot of pushback yeah we did they did not want us to do it who didn't want you to do it? the main haters

which there are many so it's been fun to watch the growth and then you know we're going to have to hit 200 oh that's Cal Wheeler now the show's almost grown it started off as like a pretty sports oriented show right? Oh, that's Cal Wheeler. Oh, God. Now, the show's almost grown. It started off as a pretty sports-oriented show, right?

It was all sports. There was a theme. Yeah, and I should say Stephen also joined. He was the original member because he came up to me and was like, hey, I want to produce. And I've said this before, but I hated his guts for six months. Like genuinely. Yeah, and then it clicked, and I was like, oh, this guy's like,

this is just who he is. And now I've loved loved him ever since while still hating him a little bit yeah hitting him a little bit but like i remember just dreading doing the evening yak because i was like steven's probably got some fucking stupid thing that i have to do in my defense having not produced a show before i came up with a prep sheet and wanted to meet like an hour or two before the show just to go. Yeah. You talk about meetings and that lasted two meetings. You guys were like, just give it to me. Not even in Walmart. My desk like as I'm walking.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were it was like, let's just fucking wing it. And Stephen was like, no, I'm producing Mike and Mike now. So, yeah, that far. And it was it was like with commercials.

It was maybe a 45 minute show and Steven had like You know probably about six hours of content every day that he wanted us to hit We got we got spin the wheel. No we do. Yeah, we do It's asked you remember your first yak episode What me yeah It's a walk down memory lane. Yeah, Kyle's first episode was very great as well. Yeah. He just didn't talk.

My first episode, I told you guys I was at Fyre Fest. I went to Fyre Fest. Yeah. And I just was like, oh, these guys, I'm going to have to live with this sod the rest of my tenure. I'd say the moment that KB and Nick were cemented on the Yak was Melties. Oh, yeah. Melties was an all-time yak. That was still radio.

Yeah, it was. Yeah, that was still radio. So how long have we been on just YouTube? A year and a half? A year and a half. It was like February of last year. Yeah, and so- It was a snowstorm on the first day.

You were dressed as Andre the Giant from Princess Bride. Oh, yeah, he was. I still have a Mankind costume at my desk. Hey, spin the wheel before we get to the next one. This is going to be like a power out. I promise you guys I'm drunk. Yeah, I feel already gross. Piss, piss, piss.

You're passing out now. That is unfortunate, Nicholas. Oh, what a bummer. What a tremendous bummer that was. That is a big bummer. Yeah, dude. This is the wheel playing its greatest hits, though. It loves to pick on you.

That's a bummer. I know when it lands on Che, the bottle's going to be empty. He's going to be like, well, I did it. Wheel loves you. I love the wheel. Just an outright bummer. You did it. The wheel loves you. I love the wheel. Just an outright bummer. Some things, it can only be described as a bummer.

Yeah, that was a definition of a bummer. I love that you're holding your Revitalite chaser. Oh, man, the smell of it is so bad. It's extremely powerful. Does that help? Not bad. Not bad. I don't know if you've ever even had that before. does that help not bad I don't think I've ever even had that before is mezcal like

high powered tequila what is it I should know it's just smoky right yeah it's like I hate it it's like regular tequila yeah

oh it's like I actually never mind I have had that yeah the boys should be near the yogurt shop yeah what's their deal they're on their way

back. Wait what. They're supposed to they're supposed to zoom in with the said there was nothing really to shoot just one nice guy working the store

by himself. Oh what the fuck. They made it. They made a change. We shouldn't have made an executive decision. They fucked us.

Seems like the mezcal wheel might land on them. Yeah. If the wheel is just it will land on them. And, if the wheel is just, it will land on them. And then when did we become a wheel show? When did that start? Oh, that.

Whose idea was the wheel show? Not that long ago. It started as a wet wheel. Well, TJ's idea. We were doing just, wanted to do random things. We had the ping pong ball, which, a machine which morphed into the wheel. And TJ, you know. Nick said it first.

He was like, what if there was a way for us to randomly decide between all of us somehow? And I was like, give me five seconds. The wheel's the darkest day of the entire show. No, the wheel. There's a line in the sand where it's like pre-wheel, post-wheel. It's just been completely owned by the wheel. We don't run the show anymore. No.

The wheel started right around the Super Bowl, I believe. It was KB, and he was like, we should all just get fucking wet. Yeah. Like, how do we decide it? Wheel. That's right. And then we just fucking wet yeah like how do we decide it we all right I just said wet wheel like 200 times that episode yeah we'll be walking out on the first

wet wheel day might be my favorite moment yes artist I've laughed on shows when KB got greedy yeah somebody ran the odds of it landing on his name and it was like in the trillionth percentile yes his shirt kept getting just kept on getting it was like three or trillionth percentile. Yes, yes. His shirt kept getting bigger. Just kept on getting wet.

Yeah, it was like three or four times in a row. And he just kept on getting wet. Oh, another Mezcal wheel. Oh, God. We're getting... All right, slow it down, boys. Yeah. No, that's all right.

We'll still give you guys an hour and a half show no matter what. Let's get to it. What if they unsubscribe and we get to the 100 threshold again? Do we have to do another? No. No. Let's not do hijinks, please. Let's get to it. What if they unsubscribe and we get to the 100 threshold again? Do we have to do another? No. Let's not do hijinks, please. Let's just get 100. We might need to wait for the boys to get back.

They'll get back. We're not going that fast. They're on their way. All right, spin it. We are going pretty fast. Oh, Nicky. Zah! Our boy. Come on, Zah.

I want Zah to really describe to us what it tastes like. The man, the myth, the legend. Zaha's never been willing to do anything for content's sake on this show. It smells good. Zaha's our guy. Has Zaha been with you from the beginning? It should be a drink. It should be a meat.

Yeah. Yeah. Y'all want to touch Zaha's teeth? Zaha has not been part of the act from the beginning. Zaha joined, what, like two years ago? Okay. Zah, when did you start producing? After Sirius.

Colby left, Zah joined. We had Sirius producers, too. Zah used to fill in back when it was still the evening. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. I joined. I filled in for him.

Who was that motherfucker that KB didn't like, the Sirius producer? Oh, Gonzo. Gonzo. We should text Gonzo. We're going out for Gonzo. It was like my first week, and he pulled me aside's like i know like you cannot swear in the act tj can you text me the call-in number i'm gonna have gonzo call in when kb gets back why don't we why don't we bring an old cast of characters back for the 12-hour stream we'll have colby come in have him play us some

songs make us a playlist oh daniacs oh daniacs oh yeah dananiacs would be great coldy mick wherever he is we will be due we will do a 12-hour stream i don't know maybe we'll have to figure out when everyone's here but it's gonna be fucking fantastic we'll plan a lot of shit is it gonna be two to two i think we should do i i like the idea of doing like five to five five five is better yeah because then it's just weird that we're up that early and then we just kind of roll through the day. Yeah. Still think 6-6. We'll have a lot of people. We'll get to see people coming and going. Yeah. 6-6?

Yeah, like 6 and 5 is such a... What's your stupid show? Whatever. We'll have to do a pick central in the middle. Zah, you okay? Do you want me to... Zah? You good? Oh no, oh no. I didn't even see him take it oh no he's hurting i believe he took it though he's hurting i'll say this i've done shots of malorts and you're

prepared because you know it's going to be bad right this i didn't think was going to be that bad and this was worse than i thought and it it threw me for a loop. It tastes like that liquid smoke that you put on... I worked at a bowling alley. I put on subs. Really? Wait, what? I don't know. Aftertaste is unbearable.

Yeah, try some. I didn't know if I had to land on the wheel. No, no, no. This is good. Everybody watch. Doug's is drinking because he's nervous. Oh, look who we got. Is it Gonzo? Roan.

Roan. Ireland Roan. Is he naked? Is he talking? They don't wear clothes. He is naked. What time is it there? What time is it in Dublin?

I'm talking. It's not even that late in Dublin, is it? We're about to hit 100K. Holy shit. Look how cute he looks. He looks so cute. Look at the hair. Are you serious?

We're doing shots of Mezcal. It's terrible. Look at his teeth. How much better are your teeth than everybody there in England? Yeah, you have the nicest teeth in Ireland right now. Yeah. Yeah, they're all fat and gross out here. I'm a fucking prince out here.

Okay, we just wanted to share with you because you're obviously a very, very important part of the show. So we'll see you when you get back Monday. Roan's petty ass flew out there to do a video on Gaelic football. Wait, what'd you say? What'd you say, Roan? What are you guys doing to celebrate 100K? Oh, buddy, look at this. We got weed.

Kate made a double-risk cake. She baby-birded the whole thing. Ew. It's disgusting. Oh, God, look at it. I had to bring something. I have a bottle of Dom Perignon that Stu got me when my son was born three years ago, so we're going to crack that open.

Tell Ron I brought the loud. Reach me a piece of cake like it's our wedding. Okay, alright. We'll save one in the freezer for you. Love you boys. Alright, take a shot of Mezcal when you go to the bar tonight. Say less. Okay, alright. See ya.

So Ron definitely just had sex. Yeah. For sure. That was post-coitus. I think when it, I'm fucking hammered. When it comes to cake time, we spin the wheel

and that's, you get to cut your piece. Oh yeah. So you could avoid it. Yes. Okay. Fair enough. Boys,

we're going to hit this really early. Yeah. We can keep going. I mean, there's no rule. Luggerton, when are you flying out? Tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning, yeah. Wait.

We'll be on the same plane. Getting more than 100K is a great thing. We're going to have to get 200K eventually, so let's just keep fucking pushing. I kind of want to test the boys' metal, and I want to see if we can float around 999999. 999999. 999999. I'll say it. You know what? I'll say it right now.

If we hit 105,000 by 2.30, we will finish the entire bottle of Mezcal. Oh, my God. I just said it. I said it. I said it. It's fucking Friday. Yeah, it is Friday. You're right, Nick. It is Friday. It is Friday, baby. It fucking Friday. Yeah, it is Friday. You're right, Nick.

It is Friday, baby. It is Friday. You're fucking right. It's Friday. Oh. Hell, call up all your friends. We also have the champagne, too. I know.

105 is very ambitious. 12-hour stream. It just shot up like a fucking... I think we're up for another shot Do you guys want to see the nut on the 12 hour stream? Yes The post marriage nut I wonder how it's affected

I heard it gets bigger when you get married You stop masturbating You have to That's a fact, that's a legal fact Alright here we go, mezcal shot I don't want to do it without Owen and Kyle They won't They're on their way back That's a fact. That's a legal fact. All right, here we go. Mezcal shot. All right, Mezcal shot wheel. I'm going to let this thing go. I don't want to do it without Owen and Kyle. They won't.

They're on their way back. They're about to walk in any minute now. Owen is so chill. Have you ever seen his saunter? It would be kind of funny if they just showed up and it was like, oh, yeah, we did it. Yeah, dude, we did it. Wasn't a big deal. All right, spin the Mezcal wheel.

We forget like we know him. Oh, nice. Kyle, right? I'm going to spin flag. We forget like we know him Oh nice Kyle right Flag And if I knew You weren't going to laugh At everything I said I would Oh

Oh there's one AB Gross Are you going to be upset about it No Oh you'll be fine Should we spin it again Just because KB's not

KB has to do one But let's spin it again Well now wait What So that there's an automatic One right now Oh no This is only just This is only just If you If you are upset about it You're going to get it He has to do one, but let's spin it again. Well, now wait. What? So that there's an automatic one right now. This is only just, this is only just, if you are upset about it, you're going to get it.

It's going to land on you. Okay. KB and Owen are missing screen time for the better of the show. KB will do a mezcal shot. They're not supposed to be missing screen time. It's supposed to be on Zoom. KB will do a mezcal shot, but I'm adding a bonus shot. All right, all right. Right now.

Bonus shot. Bonus shot. Spin it. Whoever complained the loudest sass should end up with this. Oh, it's off. Oh, no. That is so unjust. Oh, no.

Oh, no. That is so unjust. Oh, God, Zah. Sorry, buddy. That is genuine disappointment This dude's thirsty Yo I'm hammered

This is my Joker baby moment I think I've got like a contact drunk Just from like sniffing Yeah That's very positive Are you sipping light on it? It smells like tequila I like the smell of it

That's good positive. Are you sipping light on it? It smells like tequila. I like the smell of it. That's good. Yeah, there you go, Zaha. Aw. Are these cups measured for a shot? Yeah, the bottom. That's so low, right? Oh, they are. The bottom line is where.

That wasn't that bad. It's a weird. I don't think drinks should taste that bad. No, no. Okay, it hit my stomach. We're good. Yeah. Yeah.

It hits you two or three times on the way down. Yeah, like right here in the chest. That's some good ass shit, Dan. Steven, what did you bring? Brought some Barstool playing cards. I have the

Zod going in the foreground. Foreground. Oh, no. Oh, no, Zod. Oh, no. That's what he did on the first one, too. He's good. Give him a second.

Oh, Jesus. We should put Zod on a train simulator right now. Yeah. I'm going to have to kill people. Back a trailer up. Wait. Yeah, let's get. I want him to ride the roller coaster again.

Oh, yeah, Zod. Can we get on the roller coaster again? We ran out of topics. Actually, that's what Sass brought. He brought the roller coaster for you. My dude, I'm sorry. We ran out of things to talk about. I brought a deck of cards.

I have two magic tricks I can do. Okay. Should we do it? Yeah. Of course we should. All right. Let's go. Magic tricks.

I'm doing the first one a maximum of two times. I'm going to do the last one one time. What is this? What are you, fucking David Copperfield? Did you come up with, did you create these tricks? They're good tricks. All right. So are you threatening us?

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, it's Rudy. Oh, it's Rudy. Rude boy. Thought Zah was going to puke. All right.

Are you threatening that we can't figure it out? I just don't want this to all get overblown, yeah. Overblown. You want a captive audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and Steven, you're great at just admitting what you don't want to happen. Right. You still haven't figured out that that's what we're doing.

You show weakness from the very beginning. Yeah. I'm not going to watch you. Who wants to be the subject? Also, the best part about him saying, I'm only going to do it once, it's like, well, it's on video. Yeah. Yeah, and also, Steven is like-

It's being recorded. Like, 40 years from now, Steven's still going to be saying shit like, hey, dude, don't do this. I'm like, well, now I'm going to do it. Yeah. All right, so who wants to be the subject? I'll come in there in a second. Sass. I'll do it.

Who would be the most amazed? Yeah, Sass. Go ahead, Sass. Okay, I'll come in. I think historically, Zah. I've seen enough specials. Boys better get back here. I'm going to be amazed.

Yeah, what the fuck's going on Are they sending us a message Kind of sucks Because we sent them To get the video And now we're just going 40 minutes without KB On the show

And Owen And Owen as well yes Yeah well yeah I thought they were Gonna video it Right What Are you clear

Of your fucking table I do want my berry baby Oh Alright That'll chase some Mess down nice Big What? Are you clear of your fucking table? I do want my berry baby. That'll chase some mezcal. Nice. Big. Here we go. Barstool cards?

Okay, of course. Company man. I believe like... I would like to shuffle. I would like to shuffle. Big cat shuffle. I would like to shuffle. I don't trust you. Do the trick.

Wait a minute. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'd like to shuffle. No, that was a sealed box he opened. I'd like to shuffle. That was a sealed box he opened. I'd like to shuffle before you do the trick. I would like to shuffle. Are you going to shuffle?

No, I just want to shuffle. I'll shuffle right in front of you. Are you going to shuffle? Sass, if this trick blows your mind, Che has to open up for you with magic at your next show. That would be awesome. Comedy and magic If this trick blows your mind, Che has to open up for you with magic at your next show. That would be awesome. Comedy and magic shouldn't be... 1A and 1B.

You are a good shuffler. I don't trust people who can't shuffle. Steve Martin used to do a lot of magic. You don't trust women? Jesus. He didn't say drive, he said shuffle. You don't trust people that can't shuffle? Must love LMFAO.

Red Foo. They've been shuffled. The other one. Do you want to cut the deck? Whoa. Whoa. All right. This would be awesome if it just doesn't work.

We might have to stop the trick. They're half the deck. You're smart. You're half the deck. You're smart. Smart one. Took too many away. Sass, I'm going to ask you to identify three cards. I'm going to pick the cards, and I'm going to tell you to push them towards me. Okay.

Do I get to look at them first? No. I trust that you're going to pick the correct me. Okay. Okay? Do I get to look at them first? No. I trust that you're going to pick the correct cards. Okay. Okay? This is odd. Okay. Whoa, whoa.

I didn't tell you what the card was yet. Wait, what? Oh, I see. You're going to tell them. Yeah, I'm going to tell them. Okay. Sass, I trust you're going to make the right decision. Can you pick me the nine of diamonds?

No, don't flip it? Don't flip it. Push it towards me. We're going to do this three times. It's a huge long shot. 52 cards on the deck. This is just a game of chance. He's got it. You're one for one.

Two more times. Give me the jack of spades. The numbers here are incredible. This shit's about to roll. This is going to blow my mind genuinely. Give me the Jack of Spades. The numbers here are incredible. This shit's about to rule. This is going to blow my mind genuinely. Everybody remember the cards. Nine of Diamonds, Jack of Spades. Excellent.

Oh, wow. Now I'm going to put your hand here. He's got the demeanor for a magician. Put your hand here. I'm going to make the Seven of Spades go to the bottom of the deck, okay? Okay. Slowly. Do I have to do this? Yep. Slowly with to the bottom of the deck, okay? Okay. Slowly.

Do I have to do this? Yep. Slowly. With me. Do not break. What? Same speed. Beautiful.

Oh, that's nice. I thought he was going to slap me in the face. That would have been hilarious. Yeah. Do you remember his cards? Nine of diamonds. Nine of diamonds, jack of spades, and the... It's a nine of diamonds. What the fuck?

Jack of spades fuck jack of spades seven of spades what oh that was amazing dude that was pretty cool that was awesome Steve can you do it again

nope you said you were gonna do it twice the first trick I'm not as confident he said he had two tricks how the fuck Che I uh

that was awesome I was incredible that was unreal oh That was incredible. That was unreal. Wait, you said you had another trick. No, the first trick I'm not as good at. Well, that was the first trick. So I have a confession to make.

Growing up, I loved magic. I wanted to be a magician. I was a member of Penguin Magic. It's a magician's tradition after they do a successful trick, they do a shot of mezcal. Ah, that is true. You have to do it. Sorry, man.

Your fault for doing so well. How did you do that? Dude, how did you do that? How did you do that? You fucking witch. How did you do that? I was watching him, and he didn't do anything slippery. He didn't pick shit. How did you do that?

How the fuck did you do that? You got another pair of cards in your hand. Yeah, Dan had them. That was pretty good. Yeah, Dan shoveled them. You picked them, dude. Is Dan a plant? Yeah, is he?

No, Dan would never do that. Not for Steven. Hell no. Hell the fuck. One of those things where when you had your hand over it, they were in your hand. No, you picked the cards. how the fuck do you do that i don't like that at all make the shot disappear they always chase oh never stop they can't help themselves i was insane that was that was awesome

i will say during the height of covid when we were all stuck in our apartments, I got into magic and I just started looking up YouTube tricks. And I did a blog that did terrible, but I made a magic show where I did a bunch of basic tricks. But it was like visual tricks where the camera had to be straight ahead. So I had like a hanger under my armpit making stuff look like it was floating and blah, blah, blah. But like it's magic's kind of addicting. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Fucking H. No, we're not of addicting. Yeah. It's pretty cool.

Fucking H. Oh, they're fucking... I love feeling awe. They're doing it, Dan. They're doing it. No, they're not. No, stop. Stop it. I'm telling you, they're doing it.

No, no, no. They're doing justice to Kyle and Owen. Okay, all right. As long as I say... This is nice of you guys. When Owen and Kyle get here, let's go ahead and cross the barrier. Yes. Yes.

Keep going, boys. We'll stall right here. That's fine. You're howling lower. They're also robbing us of Mezcal. How far out are they? Where the fuck are they? It's 46 minutes now.

No, no, no, no. Don't subscribe. Subscribe. Oh, no, because we're going to hit it. I don't want to hit it without him. Just don't go over 80. Hot take. Shot wasn't that bad. Oh, Chase Day's winning, baby. He also poured you a tiny amount right when i went on uh when i went to the arizona bowl and nobody else showed up you didn't go to the arizona

ball you just went to tucson are you no i went to the actual stood you up right yeah god damn um i was there with my wife and i went to a restaurant she ordered a mezcal flight uh not really knowing what it was so i've i a lot of mezcal. It was pretty good. I don't like it. Wait, no, come on. This is fine. They'll be back. Dude, no, they're fucking with us. They can't chat unless it's up.

See, yeah, boys. Just don't acknowledge it. Yeah, I think we should take it off. So Zah has to throw up That last mezcal Oh we have to do Another mezcal Yes you have to do Another mezcal

So if they were just Teetering between 89 and Like 800 and 900 I'm fucked up This sucks This has ruined it

This is But why would we Even acknowledge That say not to do it It just ruins it I don't want Kyle And Owen to miss it These boys are gonna

Come flooding We're going We're losing everything right now. Let's see if we get to fucking zero. Don't say that. I'm very disappointed in the Yak fans. Wait a minute, but it would be funny if we hit 100k and then we get

to zero. If we get to zero after 100k. We were trying to get To 105 today Now it's just ruined No it's not No no no I know

You're drunk Yeah Yeah But you're playing simple You have a drinking problem You just want a mezcal shot To make yourself feel better No I want to fucking

Get 100k Because I've dreamed Of this day You haven't Done a mezcal shot though Why the wheel Hasn't hit me Well guys

Bring it back up a little bit. Come on. Go back up. Go back up. Go back up. Get us to 700. Go to 800. Let's get two more wheels. Let's spin the wheel twice. Go back up. You can go to 800. Go back up. Go back up. Go back up. Let's spin it. Let's spin it. Oh, no.

Oh, no. I don't like when just the left number moves down. Yeah. It is really bad. You just lost 10 at once. Oh, no. Fuck these.

It's depressing. Fuck these fucking. No, we're never going to get out of this show. Marty is taking a turn. All right, there it goes. It's going back up. Go back up. Let's spin the wheel.

Let's see if we can get to 99, 900 for the boys to come back because they'd be so excited. They'd be like, oh, let's do it. And then we'll eat the fucking cake with Kate's throw up. We have to spin for cuts. Yeah. I don't know why I'm so upset. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Let's go.

Here comes a shot. Push, push, push. Shot, shot, shot. Spin it twice. Get to 800 right push. There's a shot. Shot, shot, shot, shot. All right, here we go. Spin it twice. Get to 800 right now. Let's spin it twice.

That's going to be me. Dick in the... There it is. Yay! Pour your own shot. Let's get to 800. Is this cup old? Looking for a healthy pour? I don't know. Is this cup old? Looking for a healthy pour? I don't know Sure poured mine and Kate's different than you poured your own

You drank half of it buddy You want more? Yeah he does That's more You're good Oh we hit 800 Spin a wheel Actually if I have to take two I want to take two

You're about to God damn it Oh my god Oh my god Actually, if I have to take two, I want to take two. You're about to. God damn it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're about to be at 900. Wait, boys, slow it down. Slow it down.

All right, here we go. Slow it down. All right, so third wheel. This may be. Yes. There we go. Yes. All right go. Yes. All right. Got to get him a cup.

That's a lot. That's a healthy pour. Oh, jeez. Here, pass the bottle on over. All right, I'm going to take it all at once. All right, now stall out, boys. Stall out. Stall out.

Slow down, boys. Stall out. Stall out. Three, two, one. If you love KB and Owen. Wait, let's go back down to 900. I want to do another shot. Let's get it down to 800 and go above 900.

I'm fucking thirsty. Oh, that's a hot shot. That's a hot shot. A hot shot. It's one of those shots that your body just gets warm. The first line? The third line. The third line?

Oh, yeah, and the aftertaste is great. Oh, God, it's like bad medicine. Second. Ooh. The smell. Yeah. All right, we're going. Ooh.

Let's get it under 900. Let's party, boys. Yes. Hot shot. I kind of like the smell of it. Yeah. What? Yeah.

It kind of smells like Patron. Under 900. Under 900. Go back up to 900. Let's do another shot. This is fun. Are you chasing with a top? Oh, that's smart.

Is it that bad? I was hungry. We got under 800? Come on, go back up. We still have to spin the regular wheel, too. Imagine if it gets wet. Oh, yeah. This could be. to spin the regular wheel, too. I don't imagine if it gets wet. Oh, yeah. This could be.

Back under 700. It's nice. Go back up. Go back up. Go back up now. Pardon my cheesesteak order now. What kind is that? Cheesesteak is delicious.

It's fantastic. So good. The cheesesteak's been helping me through the night. Did you hear Frank talking about it off camera? He was bitching that it was too good. Spin the wheel. 700. You want some?

Yeah, he said he had to take a nap afterwards. It's too good. 700. Get some of those fries, big cat. Yeah, Frank took a nap at the game. Yes! You're so busy today. You have so much to do.

Ask the mezcal back. Oh, the boys are back. Smoothies. Here they are. Wait. You didn't even get... What the fuck? Order the Mother Earth bitch.

You didn't order... It's melted. All right, thank you, dogs. Everyone buy R&R. Well, can I plug something real quick? Yes. Okay. So Dave didn't want to pay me for this to fight, so I'm fighting anyway.

And if you go to coachdougs.com slash fight, I'm getting points on that, I think. I still haven't signed a contract or anything. Okay. But coachdougs.com slash fight. Love it. Thank you. I'll be doing it. God damn, this is a good smoothie.

Wait, I need to do another shot of mezcal. Kyle, you owe a shot of mezcal. A shot of mezcal. Two more spins? One more spin. No, two more. No, two more because it got down to six. Kyle, we got within 20 in there just fine.

Oh, are we close? Owen, no, no. We got to get a baby boy to come back. Where is he? Why is he doing this? Where's Owen? Why did he run away? Oh, zah!

I owe a shot. Give me the mezcal sass. It's a mezcal wheel. A mezcal shot for every hundred. Offing his mouth. Where's that one? You have to do a shot. TJ, you're up.

I don't know what, is that like a smoky, spicy? It sucks. It tastes like medicine. Give me a chaser. I can't do it. Here you go. I just had to have a double shot. It was so bad.

Yeah, that would have been. That would do the revitalite maybe. Another shot of mezcal coming up. There we go. I just had to have a double shot. It was so bad. Yeah, that would have been. That would do the Revitalite maybe. Another shot of Mezcal coming up. There we go. Oh, we like that like that. Is that your third, Big Cat? That's my third. I just got goosebumps.

Oh, boy. Brandon, what you got? Oh, boy. I had to take a shot. What is that? This is the Mezcal. What is this smoothie? Is this the Mother Earth?

It's so good. It's the berry. Oh, it's the smoothie? Is this the Mother Earth? It's so good. It's the berry. Oh, it's the berry bay bay? Oh, my God. It's so good. Gross miscalculation on our part trying to do that. Thinking that was a good idea. You don't want some berry bay bay?

We're doing shots. Oh, so good. You could face my fucking mouth. Yeah, give me the, I want to chase with the berry. You want to face my loud mouth? I would love to. Give Kyle the berry bay bay. So, Owen and KB, you guys actually haven't missed anything.

We were within 20 away, and then they started fucking with us. And the rule is every 100 that we hit, it's the wheel spin for a shot of mezcal. So they figured out that once we go below, they go back up, keep spinning. I just had to do a double shot and then a third. So they didn't experience it. Let's get back down to 600. Oh, and Nick's fucked up. I just had to do a double shot and then a third. So they didn't experience it. Let's get back down to 600. Oh, and Nick's fucked up.

Who's had to do three? Me, Nick, and Zah? I've only had to do two. He's only had two. I've had three. Zah's had three. Me and Kater have won. Won. Brandon's won might as well have been just a full cup.

It was bad. Oh, man. Oh, wait. Did you mix it? Ew. That's so... Oh, that's way worse. That's way worse.

That is so much worse. You guys also missed... Steven, can you do the magic trick for KB? Dude, this was insane. This was nuts. KB did an amazing magic trick. Steven did an incredible magic trick. Hold on.

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Is that just something that looks like chewed up Ritz? Oh, no. It actually is? That is Kate's chewed up Ritz. When we hit 100K, we're going to spin a wheel for what piece you get. Yeah. Ask anyone who was in the kitchen about 30 minutes ago. It is so gross.

That's so many crackers. It was so many more crackers than I thought. It was like two sleeves worth. Do you have the wettest mouth in the office? She does have the wet mouth. I know I'm wearing out the OnlyFans thing, but at Katie Money Grabs, yes. You'll find out. Wet mouth Kate.

Wet mouth Kate. Shout out. TJ, did you take a shot? Yes, I did. Are you all ready to pass this thing or what? I would like to. Let's go ahead and go. Let's fucking go.

Let's get it. Pedal to the metal. Let's do a shot at 800 right now. Oh, yeah. No, no. We have another wheel. Another wheel spin at 800. Let's go get it.

There's your air fryer. You just ate all the fries. All right. No, I'm just saying. wheel spin. 800. Let's go get it. You just ate all the fries. That was the most full moon. What goes with mezcal? Do we have any Red Bulls or anything? We have champagne for after. I would take anything that's not a smoothie. KB and Owen,

tell us what happened. We walk in. It's not a smoothie. KB and Owen, tell us what happened. All right, so we walk in. Oh, TJ. It's the day staff. This poor little twink looks like Logan Lerman. He's so goddamn nice. He's probably like an incoming freshman at Baruch. He carried himself like a Chick-fil-A employee.

Oh, wow. He was really nice. Running the shop by himself. He was like, five smoothies will take 45 minutes. And these two took him like every bit of 20. Oh, we got to spin again. If he would have been like filming in his face while I just made him work, we would have looked like such assholes.

Hey. Hey. Yeah, also the best case scenario, the video would just do well if people were saying Kyle and I were dicks. Yeah. Okay. All right. So that was a smart move by you guys.

We would have looked like the worst people. All right. Boys, boys, boys. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The viewers have some fuckery up their sleeves. Almost 200,000. EB, see the number? Which way do you twist this thing?

This is exciting. Oh, no. Oh, no. Everyone grab your confettis. Oh my god. Here we go. Oh. Wait a minute.

Oh! Yeah! I did it the wrong way. The wrong way too. Everyone did it the wrong way. The wrong way, too. Everyone did it the wrong way. All right, here's the deal. I'm going to make an offer to the Yak fans. We will finish the Mezcal bottle.

Every hundred that we go above 100,000, we'll do it. Love it. Spinning the wheel. So let's keep pushing. Let's keep pushing. Keep spinning. We will keep spinning. We will keep spinning.

We owe one, right? Yeah, we owe that one. Let's get to a million Hands are all greasy Woo Let's keep How do you do it Push it

I couldn't figure it out either We all did it backwards Into our seat We all did it backwards Oh every single one of us This just sucks To clean up now Yes

I will clean it up I promise How did we all do that backwards I don't know Oh spin the wheel again. Boys. What a day. Two spins.

Oh, fuck. Holy shit. Christ. Two spins. Two spins. Holy shit, dude. That was like a gunshot. That was fucking... A room shot.

Hey, how much money did you spend on these? They were like 75 cents each. What? We did it. That was fun. That was so loud. That was awesome. What's that?

Emergency special delivery. Emergency special delivery. Oh, the coins are live. The coins are up. Oh, shit. The coins are live. Oh, so is merch. What is this?

What is this? What is this? A new tie-dye limited edition and a brand new yak hat for a 100k. Alright, we gotta spin the wheel three times now. And if you see any of us in public and you flip the coin and it lands on season six twice

in a row, we kiss with tongue. Look at this. Look at this. Hey! Hey! Wow! It says the Dave Portnoy show Look at this. Happy! Yay! Oh, wow! Wait. It says the Dave Portnoy show with Eddie.

It does. What the fuck? Oh. That's not. That says. Damn. What the fuck was that, Steven? Steve, what the hell? Steven, that was your worst magic trick yet.

What was that? Oh, the label. It said Barstool Yak. Shit. If you were going to lie, give us the gold million. We need to get that one. We need to get it. Are we going to get one? Okay, we'll get one.

That was a temporary fill-in. Imagine if that said the Yak. We got to spin three times? Yeah, three. I think we have about five shots left. And the coins are gone. The coins are gone! Wow!

Best fans in the world. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. How many more are on the streets? 35 more on the streets? Or is it 75? Great job, guys.

Wow. Wait, let's see the names that pop up there, because I need to know. There's a fly in here. No way. Oh, that's not. God damn it. Oh, yeah. Yes.

You got it. Sheesh. Nope, still going. Okay, you did this on purpose. Did you bring that? Oh, no. Is there a fly? Yep.

Oh, you sick fuck. This fly? Yep. Oh, you sick fuck. This fly has stolen our moment, our glory. There it is. It's in the middle of the room. Well, it was in the middle of the room. I'm so amped from this, I'm excited to kiss a fan. Here's our 100K shirt. Oh, shit.

Limited edition gold foil on the Yak logo there. The Yak sign. Limited edition. And a hat. That's sweet. Oh, I like that. Oh, wow. on the Yak logo there. Gold foil on the Yak sign. Limited edition. And a hat. That's sweet. Oh, I like that. Oh, wow. I like that a lot.

That is gold. That's sweet. Send those links to the group chat so I can tweet those out. It's actual foil? Yeah, gold foil. Well, I guess it's not actual gold, but it is golden. Lloyd! Honestly, though, wait.

We've got to spin four times now, TJ. Yo, Lloyd. Thank you seriously for everyone who subscribed. Yeah, it feels really good. I'm starting to slur. I love doing this show. Oh, it's the best. And I love the fans.

That's from the heart. As a group, yes. Yeah, yeah. We're trying to have a sentimental moment. What the fuck about you? This is so classic. This is so classic. I want to be a sentimental moment. It sounds like, hey, This is so classic. Yeah, that's it. This is so classic. What a sentimental moment.

It sounds like, hey, you want to see my Rubik's Cube? Where's all my stuff? Every single thing I own is gone for some reason. You haven't moved. Steven Che! Oh my God, the trick! The magician, he took everything.

Wait, what did Steven do, a magic trick? Yes! Kyle, it could not be explained. He'll do it again for you. Is it good? Yeah! He'll do it again for you. That was impressive? Yeah. He'll do it again for you. Yeah.

It was incredible. Did Zoss sprint down the hall? I made that joke. No. Oh, dude. Oh, fuck. We only have so many. Uh-oh.

We just outed. We were so simple. All right. Four spins, TJ. Just rapid fire. Zass. That's fire. Sass. Another shot for Sass. Anyone who gets a shot will do it all at the same time.

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I know get your shot buddy boy that's iced yep it's an ice cream cake. Should I get Spider to go get us another bottle? We probably should get to it. No, you shouldn't.

At all. Should I get Spider? Have a champagne. A little Dom P. I saved some. I'm going to fucking. I'll be honest. The itches hit me to keep drinking.

Me too, Kate. I would very much. I kind of want him to go get us another bottle. Open the champagne. Me three. Me three. What do you guys have to eat? Let's go.

Do you guys want to go to a bar? Let's go to one. I kind of want another bottle of mezcal. I do too. Yeah, I want more mezcal. All right, let's keep subscribing. I'm going to say this right now. If we keep going up, we'll drink another bottle of mezcal.

I'll black out. We get to 500, 100,000? Oh, jeez. Can we get to 100K? Oh, no. Who's drinking? I will. I don't have any sort of chaser.

If you guys can get us back down to 100K, I'll join you. Yes. An Owen relapse special. The relapse episode. Into the mine. Man. Oh, Brando. Oh, boy.

Yucky. He, you. Palms away. Sass, you have two lined up, right? You have to... Yeah, let's do that and then another. I'm going to go grab a Revitalite. Is Sass almost on five?

No, this is my... I'll have three. This will be your third? Okay. This is two. This is at the second line. Okay. Top line.

I'm going to say right now, wait, Cody and Rudy, you guys both have to do a shot of Mezcal. Yeah, you have to. Let's just get people. Let's get a little... You guys have to do a shot of Mezcal. Let's go. Go get some cups. Go get more cups. I mean, you guys can. Let's just get people. You guys have to do a shot of mezcal. Go get some cups. Go get more cups.

I mean, you guys can't be sitting here. Nobody here outside of Owen hasn't had a shot, right? Everybody's had a shot. You know who else is getting a shot of mezcal? Oh, yeah. Danny. Holy shit. He's got to handle a great goose in his bag.

100 K. Two speeds. All right. I guess his trajectory was. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to reset at 100,300. 100,300. All right. This is some fucking shit.

What are you doing? 100,300. Stop the mess, Cal. Yeah. He's off it all. Every hundred that we go up, we will spin, and I just told Spider, you just saw him run out. He's getting another bottle.

Every hundred. A bottle up, we will spin. And I just told Spider, you just saw him run out. He's getting another bottle. Every hundred. You mean you got a bottle of maybe something else? Every hundred that we get, we will keep spinning the wheel. Oh, God. Tell all your friends to subscribe. Every hundred, we'll keep going. No darkness my old man. Where's my weed?

Should we eliminate going backwards? I think we should. Right here, Brandon. I'm off the booze. You know what? TJ. I'm supposed to smoke the weed at some point. TJ, spin it again for 300, and that's it.

We're not going. If you go backwards, it doesn't count as a new spin. Right. That's the rule now. The next spin will only be at 400. The next spin after that, only 500. Correct. So we will spin again for 300, and then the next spin will be 400.

Come in. Come in here. Come in. Come here. Come here. Why don't you come here? Come here. Come here. Why don't you come here? That is the rule going forward. Everyone tweet out that we have a new bottle of Mezcal every hundred that we get.

We will take a shot. Lenny's been fucking working overtime. He gets booked. Oh, how many years? Yeah, the smoothie concoct. It doesn't work. Yeah, don't do that. You need a new cup.

Yeah, it's terrible. Come get another cup. Lenny's been on grind mode. For real, for real. For real. Dead ass. Dead ass. Dead ass.

I'm not saying lightly. Uncut gems? Uncut gems. Uncut gems? He fucked her too. That would be sick if Glennie had her on. Uncut gems. That psycho bitch.

Cody is on the Yak group chat. Really? He never says anything. I got to watch what I say. I forget who's in that. How many people are lurking? Are they still lurking? This company is going down when the Yak group chat gets exposed.

We wiped a lot of people out. At one point, there was like 40 people. There was a random woman in there. New bottle! Let's go! My gosh, Spider! First shot of the new bottle. First shot of the new bottle. Let's go.

New bottle. Are you going to Rough and Rowdy? First shot of the new bottle. Oh! Here we go Spider Take a shot Take a shot There we go

That's a good amount No I've already had three I'm gonna have to do more Unfortunately the wheel is gonna fuck us all up Thank you I will say So I was supposed to be doing zero block 30 at two Oh. Congrats on 100. Thank you. I will say, so I was supposed to be doing Zero Block 30 at 2, and they said, Kate, we're watching.

We're so proud of the 100K. Just tell everybody, you know, stay on with the show. Tell everyone to subscribe to Zero Block 30 on the YouTube as well. So while you're there, hop on over to Zero Block 30. Just give us a subscribe. A lot of smoking. Just give us a like at ZeroBlog30. Are we hotboxing the room with tobacco? We got loud?

Wait a minute, that smells like my loud. I was going to say, it's definitely loud, but is it yours? Oh, and that's the strongest shit. We got the new bottle, Nick. We got the new bottle. Oh, fuck. But we made the rule that we're not going backwards anymore. Anytime it goes backwards, it doesn't count.

It has to be going forwards. Unless. No, stop. I want to see the Che magic trick. I don't have to. Turn that shit down. Does anyone else have any cool tricks? Like not magic necessarily?

Get down over there. I can do the other one to Kyle only. You guys can see it. Whoa. The mystery. You boys want to fuck around with my speed cube? Wait, the mystery. You didn't see it, but... Whoa. Why did Kyle own it? The mystery... You boys want to fuck around with my speed cube? Wait, the mystery... Hey, what's your...

You didn't want that thumb. Is that real? Is that a thing? Oh, yeah. You said it doesn't even have tricks. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that impressed me. Did I ever teach you guys how to make a bullfrog with your hands?

No. Yeah, I worked at a zoo, and I would teach the kids... I'd make a bullfrog with their hands. Doesn't that look like a... Did you ever teach them the pussy one? No, but I know that one. You guys know this one? Watch it.

Do the little whoop. Yeah, you do the church steep. I'll be honest. I don't get the pussy one. The pussy one's a two-man job. Yeah, but it also doesn't look like a pussy. Wait, let me see. We need two people.

What's that one? Zoom in on him. I've seen pussy. So here. Windshield wipers. Make a pussy with sass. Check it out. Windshield wipers. Oh, that's pretty cool. Oh, you're going to make a pussy? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Youers Make a pussy with sass Check it out Windshield wipers

Oh that's pretty cool Oh you're gonna make a pussy Yeah You remember making a pussy I remember making a pussy But I didn't know what a pussy was at the time And I always said Oh that's cool

That wasn't that cool Pussy No that wasn't that cool I'm gonna say it right now The pussy one's not that cool We also have to spin for cake slices That's his boy Marish I remember we were doing,

remember the blood? Yeah. And then we were like, it's old news now. And then Carter, who did it? Someone busted out the all caps blood.

Wait, they can't see. Which is like, it was insane. He did it once. It was like a premonition. It was like, one man, we caught a glimpse of it

for a split second and then we never, he never could do it again. Oh, my God. It's a flash in the pan. Let me see some of that pussy. Let me see that. I didn't even.

His hand is long. He licked my pussy. I was about to use the Stephen Che method. About to do another shot. As it's known. Yeah, about to spin for a shot. Do you guys do the show and tell yet? Yeah, well, Stephen's got to come back, do his magic trick again.

I think a million subs. Che has to publish on the Yak account a very serious pussy eating tutorial. Can I ask a question? Yeah. How the fuck are we fucked up? Like, I'm fucked up. What happened to us? You guys are.

I got to get Buzz going. Then Prowl is pleasantly surprised. I mean, did you take your other shot? I'm struggling. I'm slowly but surely. Do it. I can't do shots. None of us can do shots.

Can't drink beer. Wait, did we hit 400? Come on, come on, come on. We're about to hit 400. Wheel time. In 400. Wheel time. In it. Wheel time. In it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's me. Bauer. Who knows? Fucking Bauer is a legend. Kim Bauer. Are you even drinking? I think we've got to spin twice at every hundred.

Yeah, I do too. Let's do it again. Yep. We've got a whole bottle. Yeah, we've got a whole bottle, so we've got to spin twice at every hundred so that incentivizes people to keep pushing. I kind of want to go smoke the weed.

Geez. No. No. No. I mean, more you don't. He's about to be cross-faded as fuck. Kyle, can I pour your shot, please? I took my cup.

Yeah, I need another cup, though. I'm still burping it. We got to spin the real wheel, and we also have to spin the cake wheel. Oh, yeah, the cake wheel. So let's do, for cake wheel, let's spin it and do draft positions. Yeah, I'm going to throw up with the Cakewheel. Unless I'm first or second pick. Yeah, I'll just add to the game.

He's not shooting it. We're going to do two spins at every hundred. You're drinking it. I will throw up. If we get to 100,000, no, 101,000,000 will do four spins wow yeah that's pretty cool bam

I what I don't get is the people that are watching us who still aren't subscribed yeah right like what the fuck we're gonna get

we need another incentive to be like alright now I'll subscribe I think I fucking love those it's crazy oh no oh we got some oh yeah we have dribble

dribble we got some spit up what a, we have dribble. We got some spit up. Dribble. We got some spit up. What a weird thing that just is societally normal. Yeah. Making shots. Yeah. Well, we're...

I think people just do them. I can't do them. Yeah. It's like the worst thing ever. This is going to be an impromptu case. I actually like a good tequila shot.

Yeah, I do too. You guys like it? Think it's a nice, same ritual? Like, you like the way it makes you feel? Yeah. I think it's like efficient. I can't deny the efficiency.

Oh, yeah. I just can't swallow it. Yeah, whiskey's a little much. Vodka's dumb. Vodka's dumb. I don't get vodka shots. Steven, are you going to do the card trick? Or a good bomb?

All right, KB. KB, Sass, get up for a sec. Why? He's going to do the card trick. I'm actually stoked for this because his voice is oddly soothing. I would like to shuffle again. Jeez. I've never seen Kyle mystified.

This is the one emotion I've never seen him experience. I'm trying to think. There was a little Colombian girl. I think there was an earthquake. Oh, don't say that story again. She was stuck. God damn it. Half of her body in the ground, and they could not dig her out.

Her eyes, her pupils blackened. Malnutrition, Lack of circulation. Mystified is a poor choice of words, but I think that may have been like a mystification. Jesus Christ. That's not a good shuffle. Yeah.

Keep going, KP. I have to look up the definition of mystified. I believe. I think she did. What a terrible... Isn't that how... Let me clarify that. It mystified me in a way that fucked me up for a while.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. I'm just drunk. Yeah, me too. Keep pushing. What am I doing? My six-year-old has my wife's phone and I'm Ben Saratoga right now. Wait, can we pull up the Yak Twitter?

They got a screenshot of everybody's reaction at 100k. It was pathetic, yeah. No, it wasn't pathetic. Oh, it wasn't? No, it was an all-time moment of one of us. One. There's that celebration happening. It was pathetic, yeah. No, it wasn't pathetic. Oh, it wasn't? No, it was an all-time moment of one of us. Uh-oh. One. There's that celebration happening.

Where's all my shit? Oh, where's all my shit? Yeah, where's this item that I can look for after the show? No repercussions. There's no urgency to this situation at all. 100K, the whole point of the entire month. How do you think I was looking for that? Let me at least feign celebration?

No, let me look for my phone. All right, Kyle. The boys are watching me cube. This is... I didn't mean to... So I'm going to ask you to to i'm going to tell you a card and you're going to push pick point to that card and push it towards me yeah i got it i'm actually a couple times all right so you're gonna need to go three for three okay um pick for me the

10 of spades i don't understand the game so i have to just guess where it is where it is i believe that you know where it is. I don't. Oh, okay. Yeah, I get it. Alright, yeah, I do. You point to it and push it towards me. This one is... This one is... Ten of spades. Yeah. We're good?

There's no way I would know that. One for one so far. Oh, this guy! Oh, this fucking guy fucking guy and a spades now give me the king of hearts okay you're saying that's it kind of spades king yeah okay all right yeah now i want you to put your hand with me over here. What are we going to do, Steven?

Two of diamonds? What is it? What is the card going to be? Jesus Christ. So gentle. Keep your hand in complete lock with Mike. Talk into the mic. Need a mic for your...

Keep talking to the mic. I got it, Steven. I don't believe that those are the cards you said. We're going to have the five of spades for the bottom of the deck. Wait, what? Keep your hand slowly with me over the cards. Okay. Katie Moneygrabs, do you remember the cards?

Ten of spades. Ten of hearts. Ten of hearts. What was the last one? Five of spades. Jesus Christ. And the worst part about this is I took four cards out of the deck.

I was hoping that I could get it. Yeah, you still did. I thought it would fuck it up. How the fuck did he do that? How does he do that? I took four cards out of the deck. Awesome. Wow.

It's motherfucking awesome. I know, dude. Wait, did he do it? Yes. Did it? Yes. Did it again? Yeah.

Yeah. That was good. AB, thoughts? Oh, not even close to the camera. I was surprised you had to do the full deck. That was good. Took four cards out. Didn't really matter.

Didn't matter at all. That a boy, Shay. Work. We need more Barstool Magic content. Yeah. We do. Magic is sick. Can we start that account?

Barstool Magic is critical. No joke, It's sick. And I know we started off of hating magic. I think it's peak entertainment. I think you hate

the things you don't understand. You just hated the slurs. Yeah, I hate all slurs. Did you guys know that Harry

Houdini didn't die by drowning? Yeah, he got punched in the stomach. I watched a whole video about it last night.

I thought it would be a cool fact. Apparently everyone knows that. You know why a shot's called a shot? No. It used to cost one bullet in the Wild West. Is that? No.

Yeah, I heard that. No, that's not true. I don't know. Sounds cool. Fact check that. I wish that was true. Why? Because it floats.

Yeah, man. That was your best joke ever, dude. That was good. That was fucking fun. Oh, man. We're close to another shot. End of the week. No, two shots. Yeah, we're close to another.

Make sure you head on down to Shady Rays. Really do that. Really do that. Why? It's Shady Rays, baby. Use code SUN down at Shady Rays. Also the sponsor of this show. Oh, yeah.

You can use code YAK, I guess. Don't hit a fucking wall. Keep it going. Keep it going. I think everyone here should do one shot I agree I think everyone here should do one shot and then we spin for two shots yeah I agree

I think so you can drink Dom Perignon instead Brennan open it up open it up baby I don't want to be the guy that does it. No, I want him. I want the cute boy, the handsome boy to come in and take it. Bob, come here.

Oh, he is cute. No, no, I think everyone here should do one shot. Wait, where's Cody and Rudy? They were supposed to do a shot. They did. Everyone here should do one shot. Joey looks good. Let's go.

I've all done a shot. I am not doing a shot unless that cute boy's in here. Get the cute boy. Get Glennie and the model. I think it's fun to do shots. Get Glennie's's in here. Get the cute boy. Get Glennie in the model. I think it's fun to do shots. Get Glennie's angel in here. Look at their body language. They're very nervous.

All right, Zazen. All right, where's the bottle? Who's got the bottle? We need more cups. Who has the bottle? Oh, there it is. Kyle, fetch the cute boy. I'm not going to chase after him.

Everyone's going to do a shot at the same time. Cute boy. It's over there. It's coming. I need a cup. Where's the cup? No face. No face.

No facial reaction. We out of cups? No facial reaction? Why are you throwing your cups away? Grab a ton of cups. We should have enough cups in this room, it seems like. There's a cup by Sass. It's my cup.

You're on fire, buddy. You're fucking crushing it. I'm killing. Am I killing right now? You are killing. I can do no wrong. It's gonna be a bitch. Almost to 1.5. We probably should open this too, though. What's that is?

What? Huh? How come? What's that is? What's that is? It's a come? What's that is? What's that is? It's a Dom Perignon bottle that Stu bought me when my son was born. Oh, that's the big... Aged four years. Three years. And it was 2010 when he bought it.

Aged 12 years. And I imagine the depth of the pile is cool and dark and perfect for storing something like that. Mantis is down there. With his fleshlight. With his flashlight. With a date. All right, so. I don't have a cup. Spin for two shots.

So everyone's going to pour one shot, and two people are going to pour a double shot. Does this guy want to come in? He keeps looking. Come in here. No, I don't know. Here we go. Oh, no.

He's got metal bracelets. Yeah, I didn't mean that. Looks like the bodybuilder in Leech and Stein. Yep, I don't know. He's got metal bracelets. Yeah, I didn't mean that. Looks like the bodybuilder. Yep, there's one shot. Everyone has one shot. Oh, sorry. KB, can you... I'm going to guarantee this bitch-ass

wheel will not land on me. Hey, yo. I'll pass that one down. Double shot for Brandon. Oh, God damn it. Tune into tonight's Brandon Walker College Football. My God. See Brandon asleep.

Pass me that other one. No, I have to take two. That's a double. All right, Zah, here, come here. Something floating in the shot. Yeah, it's Mezcal. It's probably cork. Dead, whatever it is.

That's a sass. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is mine so big? KB, can you give me a... What you want? You want me to pour one for you? What you want? Oh, no, I poured it.

I just add it to the cocktail. Oh, my. All right. Josh, why'd you pour me a double? It's not a double. Yeah, it is. It's at this one. That's a double.

All right, fine. Just relax. Take a little off sass. Fuck up, Brandon. Shut right, fine. Just relax. Take a little off sass. Fuck up, Brandon. Shut the fuck up, Seth. Take a little off sass. Take a little off sass. It's because he's fucking crying.

God damn it. I know how Che did the trick. How? Oh, no, no. Don't reveal it. Don't ruin it. I know how you did it. What?

Che, you need to learn how to turn the mic on, buddy. So now we got to spin again? Yeah, 105. It now we got to spin again? Yeah, 105. It was a double spin. We're doing double spins every hundred. This could be a triple shot for Brandon Walker. Sass, what are you doing? I'm done.

This fucking guy. Can't take him anywhere. Why can't you black out? What, do you got a fucking mouse to fuck later tonight, Zod? Zod, get back here, brother. Hey, you got half a cup in there. I know. I fucked up.

I fucked up. I really did fuck up. Well, the show will end when this bottle's done. Oh, God. About halfway through. I have an activity still. Oh, okay, nice. Ooh, that'd be good for...

Oh, yeah. Oh! Did you puke? Yeah, I puked. No, I didn't. All right, let's take this shot. Cheers to everyone. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers to 100K. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Oh, my God.

I need a chaser. That's awesome. Oh, God. It's hot. I love it. Look at you guys. I'm starting to kind of like the taste. No, I'm not touching it to my mouth.

I'm just pouring it. I'm starting to kind of like the taste, boys. Same. It's kind of better warm. I know, Jay. I'm like a hot temperature. You and I might have to fucking go paint the town tonight. I'm down. What?

Paint the fence. No, I have five plants. Yeah, I was going to say, you're going to Red Hat Chili Peppers. Yeah, so, yeah. So you're going to Red Hat Chili Peppers. Where is that? How about that other ticket? Did you give it away? What section are your seats? They're good. Where are they?

100-something. Wait, did you use your game time? Yeah, let's see. I want to see? They're good. Where are they? 100-something. Wait, did you use your game time? Yeah, let's see. I want to see where we're sitting. Yeah, it's 120-something. I would actually go. What time is it? 120, row 5?

I want to see it. 120? 120-something? Yeah, game time hooked it up. Well, look at the seats. I want to know what seat they gave you. I don't know. It's good.

The red hot chili peppers essentially destroyed Woodstock. Let's see the seat map on MetLife. We'll see where Steven's going to be rocking out tonight. No, no, no. It's too late, buddy. It's too late. You're getting fucking kissed. You're getting kissed.

You're getting kissed. How did you not figure that out? I didn't know. Thank you for the assist, Nick. Yeah. Nick and I were on the same wavelength there. Oh, man. I just don't.

I don't want to be the first kiss. I want to be the last. 120-something row five. Stephen Chay is going to get kissed. Don't peck me either. Damn, those are pretty good. Every kiss. I want to do like the Mary Jane Spider-Man.

Who are you taking? I want them to hold me. Made out with it. They're going to hold you upside down. Who are you taking? Your wife? Nope. Who? Longtime Barstool employee.

Very successful podcast. Almost untapped vertical. Barstool Nate. Oh, hell yeah. He'd appreciate it. Big music guy. I thought you were going to say Dave. Would have been a little cooler. Jay, what time is the show?

Doors are at 7. I have a friend from high school that's doing a tailgate. Jay, what time is the show? Doors are at 7. I have a friend from high school that's doing a tailgate at 5. Doors are opening? Tailgate? I love tailgates. I'd go for just the tailgate. Yeah, it's the only... Yeah.

Fucking tailgates are the best. I haven't gone to a concert. I think they're not going on until like 8.45 or 9. I'm so excited for tailgates. I might go to some Giants and Jets games. Yeah. I live right next to the stadium. Really? Yes. You actually? I could walk to it

if I wanted to. I'm going to poop at your place whenever I tailgate. Come on over and poop at the place. Yeah, I live in the shadow of it in the swamps of the Meadowlands. Do you ever go to the American Dream Mall? Yes, all the time. It is so horrible. It's terrible. Oh, I get depressed every time I go.

What are you boys doing on your phones? We're a big cat's promo in the merch. Brandon is... Jordan and Alex. Yeah. Brandon, are you fucked up? I'm good, man. I'm good.

Fuck yeah, brother. What I'm really worried about for Ruff and Rowdy is if Alex loses. We were talking about this last night. He's going to get the shit beat out of her. But if she loses, don't say that. I'm going to have to be in the fucking locker room. Oh, it's how it affects you. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that is. No, yeah. It's going to get her face broken. This is directly about how it affects me. Yeah, so what are you going to say? How is he not going to break when everybody else is crying? I don't know what I'm going to do. I can't handle situations.

You could not go. You could not go. I'm loyal to this company. I'm like you. You son of a bitch. You could not go. You could not go. I'm loyal to this company, unlike you, you son of a bitch. Fucking leaving for Mississippi. Yes, dude. Real man would stay in the city. His team.

Please follow the Yak Twitter account as well, because we will be tweeting out the exact seat location for Steven. Yes, we will. Yes. And we're tweeting out Kate's address. Right. Meadowland Swamps. That's it. If you's address. Right. MetaLand Swamps. That's it. If you kiss Kate.

She just lives in the swamp. If you can find me in there, good luck. No, but I'm jealous of the tailgate. Are you like in the parking lot of MetLife? Close. Hey. Just bring your coins tonight if you're going to Red Hot Chili Peppers. Bring your coins if you're going to the Chili Peppers.

Wait, so if I kiss one, it's first person. So if another person approaches me. No, you have to kiss them as well. No, it's one per event. No, no, no. No, it's one per person for life. That person can never kiss you again. You again.

Yeah. That person can never kiss you again. Little heads up. You can pass that coin to your buddy. He can use it. Yeah, we have 500 people who can kiss every single one of us. Well, now we have more. What was the restriction? I thought it was one

per... One, you can only... If a guy kisses you, he can only kiss you once. Yeah, if a guy comes up to you and kisses you, a week later, he can't kiss you again. If we're all together, he can only kiss one of us. No. Or she. How does he not... Do you guys see people are saying... No, we did put some type of cap on it.

Yeah, Che, if I have a coin and I bump into you, I reveal the coin, I fucking French you, and then I bump into you again next week, I can't kiss you. I've already got you. Per se, if multiple of us are together, they can only use it on one person. I don't think so. I think they can cash them all in. I think we established that rule. They can't show up at one person. I don't think so. I think they can cash them all in. I think we established that rule.

They can't show up at a planned barstool event. But if you were all at the tailgate tonight, they could go right down the line and kiss each one of you, right? If they want to be a slut. They want to be a fucking whore. I encourage anyone who's at the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert to pass around the coin. Yes. Like sneaking onto a beach pass.

No, they're numbered. The certificates are, not the coins. Yes. Like sneaking onto a beach pass. Yeah. No, they're numbered. The certificates are, not the coins. Damn. I want Che again, like 40, leaving with AIDS. Peck too many men. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man.

Dude. Oh, my God. I'm fucking buying these red Hot Chili Peppers today. I'm going to go and fucking kiss this guy from the spot. It's going to be epic. On 100K Day? On 100K Day. What a moment.

You should get to fuck if it's 100K Day. Yeah. That's an origin story. What just happened to you? And knowing Che, if you kiss Che, there will be pussy residue on his lips. Oh, yeah. That stays much longer. If there's like a film of pussy over the lips, it's not gay to kiss a dude.

Not gay to kiss a dude. Warning for everyone in attendance tonight. I have a very slight upper right-hand corner. My lip is a little bit chapped. Fair warning. I got to be an honorable man. It is But Che If you're going into

A public area That's this crowded It is kind of Your responsibility To brush your teeth Put some chapstick on Make yourself presentable For the people

That are dedicated To buying the coin Large Get large Large I also want to pick His brain Large

He's seen Doug's And Alex's opponents Large Sit in that seat Give us a rough And rowdy preview Also you have to Take a shot of Mezcal And he's seen Doug's and Alex's opponents. Large, sit in that seat. Give us a rough and rowdy preview. Also, you have to take a shot of Mezcal. Sure. Of course.

No big deal. So you've met both the other opponents of Doug's and Alex, right? Have you seen them or have you seen their... Yeah, no, I haven't met them. I don't know, was it Canadian guy four before? Wait, hold on. Talk in the mic. Oh, sorry. Oh, that is an unfortunate share for large.

Yeah, I don't know either of the other fighters. I've seen the tape on him. Duggs is going to have a tougher night. This guy looks like he works with his hands a little bit. You know what I mean? Like thick-rested. Yeah. But Duggs is huge.

Yeah. It's tough to get inside on that kind of fucking mass you know so i'm not counting them out i think conditioning is going to be an issue as it often is with the bigger guys so he's a tough road but i think i like bennett i think she drags this girl into deep water you think so i think this girl comes out very very pumped up uh she's she's been punched before i did like some sort of fucking bar Olympics or something with her. She's very, very competitive. She's pretty athletic. I think she's been doing a better workout regime.

I could see her taking it into three rounds and probably winning on a decision with that girl punching herself out in the first round. You never know, right? It's all amateur shit. We're going to have a good time. I'm doing the weigh-in and then I'm going to be backstage again. I'm going to do that whisper for you. Going to a boxing event with Large is going to do that whisper for you. Love it.

Going to a boxing event with Large is one of the most fun nights I've ever had. Well, so what we found, I mean, Ruff and Rowdy is very much trial and error, but last time, Large was interviewing the guys and girls before in the locker room, and it made it seem like we were like, I was watching like an HBO, you know, pay-per-view

because it was that whisper that he does where he's like, all right, hey champ. Way better. Makes him open up. Better than the actual fight. Makes him open up. He's like, that's away from the opening bell and how you feeling? And they're just like, yeah, it's great. Yeah.

Fantastic. It's that card. It's going to have like a big narrative all by itself. So I'm really looking forward to it. Yes. And I love the fact I'm getting a hunting in West Virginia. Yeah, you're going to fit in well. And you're driving Doug's and Tank.

So this is the deal. Flying into Cincinnati. I'm glad you brought this up. I fly into Cincinnati tomorrow. By the way, they're flying me first class, which means nothing. No, on those type of flights, nothing. That's what Justin told me.

Oh, and the people at it, we're in a midsize SUV. That doesn't work if it's a Kia Sophia. No. It's me, almost three. I think Frank's over 300, right? And Doug's saying he's five. I mean, over 1,000. Who else?

Is anyone else in the car? I think Doug's his trainer. So can we get Doug's his trainer to please videotape the car when you guys all sit and see how low it sits. Right, yeah, yeah. At a red light, can you guys stop and I'll change seats?

Oh, yeah. Kind of sad. It's fire drill, yeah. The answer's no. Yeah, it's going to be a shoehorn time. The answer's no. And it's a quick

two hours and 45 minutes from Cincinnati, Huntington, West Virginia. Oh, fuck. Hell yeah. What do I play? Is it actually? You all scored mine

because I'm driving. The fuck do I play? Two and a half hours? scored mine because I'm driving. The fuck do I play? Two and a half hours? A Mets podcast? Coach Ben's, Frank's, and me. I won't do that shit. Ron Darling talking about Mets? Hey, Kat, is that what you have to drive?

I think you're just going to hear the bottom of the car dragging on the ground. We'll drive what? Yeah. Two hour drive? No, no, no. We fly in five minutes from the venue. I fly, I'm not in the PJ. No one told me that there was a two hour drive.

The reason they didn't is it's not two. It's closer to three. It's probably, it's Cincinnati to Connington. That's across the entire state of Ohio. Wait, you thought you were flying into West Virginia. I don't think that's that crazy of a thing. No, no, no. He told me there was connecting flights.

No, no, no, no. You're driving. Driving three hours when you get there. A windy-ass road. I'll no, no, no. No. No. You're driving. Driving three hours when you get there. A windy-ass road. I'll just get my own car. I'll rent my own car. You're 21.

Yeah, you have to be 25. I'll do a zip car. They've got room for one more, large in them. What time are you getting in? Around the same time as you guys.

But I'm going at 7. My flight's at 7.30. What is, like, the weight class for the Duggs fight? The Duggs is super heavy.30. What is like the weight class for the Doug's fight? Doug's is super heavy. They have to go. Is there a limit or just

whatever? There is. As long as they I think there's a limit on what you can put two guys in the ring as like like law lawfully. Yeah. Law of physics.

Actual actual. Yeah. What is the law like or is we've had I think we've had two four hundred plus. Different in every. Is there like a discrepan the law like or is it we've had i think we've had two 400 plus different in every is there like a discrepancy law like oh yeah someone's so much smaller than you like well super heavyweight what's super heavyweight uh in west virginia i don't know 100 plus west virginia is is one of the more lax uh states as far as uh boxing commissions

which is why we do a lot of rough and rowdy in West Virginia. Yes, yes. So, yeah, like now with cruiser, bridger, heavyweights, like in real boxing, like, you know, you can have guys who aren't like giant like Tyson Fury. You can get like bridgerweights and stuff. But with West Virginia rough and rowdy, I think they have to be within 150 pounds of each other, which is absolutely ridiculous that I could be you more than my opponents. Exactly.

But you have to be over a certain weight. Like Doug's is, I think he's listed at 500. Yeah. Yeah. We get some like good documentation on the weigh-ins. I want to see the exact, it's not your job. I want exact stats. KB at those weigh-ins at the, at the, oh my God.

Loves it. Went right up to the fighters. I went up to the fighters. How do you feel about the opponent? How was the camp? And KB's, KB from Barstool Sports. How are you rehydrating? I was going to say, I did preface it.

I did say KB from Barstool Sports. You never did. Yeah. I was giddy, yeah. We've lost Brandon. Brandon's, I think. Brandon. Brandon, did you just face a fucking blunt?

I'm good. All right, well, so large. What does Mezcal mix best with? Mezcal neat blunt? I'm good. All right, well, so large. What does mezcal mix best with? Mezcal neat is how I drink it. I once put it in a margarita. I thought it was awful. I had a mezcal mule. It's so bad.

Yeah, I don't like it mixed. People like the margarita. Yeah, everyone likes it because it's smoky, right? That's the whole idea behind it. What about with a nice Diet Coke? I feel like that would- Oh, really? What about with a part of my cheesesteak? Oh, that's the whole idea behind it. What about with a nice Diet Coke? I feel like that would... Oh, really? What about with a...

Pardon my cheesesteak. Oh, yeah. I was chasing my way. Paloma? With a little grapefruit juice? What about with a double Ritz? Gotta eat this cake. I'm right there.

You gotta eat the cake. Can we eat the... You like this cake? You're a bit of a foodie, are you not? A little bit, yeah. Would you... You ever had a double Ritz? I've never had a double Ritz.

I don't know what a double Ritz is. Swipe your finger on that. Do you like a little double Ritz cake? Do you like a double Ritz. I don't know what a double Ritz is. Swipe your finger on there. Do you like a little double Ritz? Do you want a Ritz cracker and spit it out? He's starting to realize. He's starting to kind of click. I think he gets it. It's the top of that.

Take a look. Oh, is that what that is? Take a closer look at the top. Is that regurgitated Ritz cracker? Yeah, that is. Yeah, it is. You've got a tuna salad and potato salad. I can't look at it.

You can use mayo as a binder. This is your own saliva. Okay. Once you get past the mental barrier that it's regurgitated, it's still a Ritz cracker. Let's keep pushing. Let's get the wheels spinning again. You can't taste the saliva. Look how wet Kate's mouth was.

Okay. You just have to get past those obstacles. You're known for that. It doesn't actually affect the taste. So I do have to run and go do ZeroBlog30 now. Please like and subscribe to that too. But I just want to say

really quick, I'm such a dork. I had a little bit of mezcal. This has become one of the favorite parts of my day. I know I'm a fill-in, but I feel so lucky

and it really is like become one of the highlights of my day. One more. I think... It's the highlight of my life. You guys are the best.

And also, all the women yak listeners out there, I get DMs from them. I want to get a lady yak jacket or something, like the green. Yeah, like the pink ladies. Yeah, like the pink ladies. But I get the nicest DMs from people who follow the yak.

This has just been so awesome to be part of. So thank you guys all who created it. And you guys are all so funny and so talented. And maybe it's not a cow butt. I appreciate it. It is way sexier. You are on the show. You guys are all so funny and so talented. That was awesome. Before I thank you, I'm not going to fuck you.

I take it back. Pete does a ladies yak meetup and it's just 100 dudes. It will be. Oh, you said ladies? My name's Tony. the ladies yak meet up and it's just a hundred dudes. It will be. Oh, you said ladies? Okay. My name's Tony. I go by Jack. We should do a yak mix.

She done did it. You should listen to ZeroBlog30 this week. Kate is going to be hammered. Subscribe now. Kate, we got to eat your cake. Let's go. The knife is right there. Spin the wheel real quick. This is for first slice. First slice. Let's go. Wait. Let's do this. All right. The knife is right there. All right. Spin the wheel real quick. This is for-

First slice. First slice. Yeah, let's just go by slices. We got plates? Oh, there's bowls right there. Yep. Nothing chases Mel's cow. Here we go.

It's an elimination. It's the first slice. Pretty fucked up you're trying to sneak away. All right, Sash, you get first slice. I want to have our Kate and eat it. Yeah, I kind of want to eat it. All right, Sash, go up, take a slice, and then move on. Next slice.

This is bullshit. This is bullshit and dumb. Whatever you want. See, your problem is, Sass, you're not an agent of chaos. You don't understand what you should be doing. You should be eating half of a cake. Correct. Yeah.

You should take half of the cake. Yeah, you should. Thank you. No. Wrong. EJ, you have it. Yeah, you should. Thank you. No. Wrong. TJ, you have the next slice. All right, next slice. This is dumb.

You idiot. This is my least favorite thing we've done. Why would I care? I mean, okay. You don't care to eat it. Go ahead. Spit it again, TJ. I'm not going to make my boys suffer.

Oh, I would. Spirit of the show. I would eat half a cake to spite you guys. Oh, and here comes Nick. All right, so Nick's going to cut off the whole half of it I would eat half a cake to spite you guys. Oh, and here comes Nick. All right, so Nick's going to cut off the whole half. Yep, half a cake to spite us. I'll take the spit half. I'm actually going to leave one slice of non-Ritz.

Oh, yeah. Spin it again. TJ's rushing in here. Spin it again. My dad's pissed he didn't get Spin it again. TJ's rushing in here. Spin it again. My dad's pissed he didn't get a coin again, so if you can DM him, he really wants one. Not one for Zah as well, TJ. Zah just went.

We would just piss your dad off. It would have been an awesome move if the filling was double rich, too. Kyle's dad wants to buy a coin just so he can have some affection from his son. Yeah, I mean, you say, yeah, I think that would be fine with that. Answer that so seriously.

Just give Zod peace. Zod's down to cloud. Thank you, Large. We'll see you on Friday night. Large, appreciate you. I had no idea that it was a three. No one told me. They sent an email this morning with all, like, who's driving.

And I was like, what the fuck is this about? I was like, why does it matter who's driving, like, a 10-minute drive from the airport to the hotel? Brandon, you good, buddy? It's the ride back that's going to be brutal. Let's keep pushing. Let's get to 600. We've got a double spin coming. Two more shots of Mezcal.

It could be Brandon. We could put him in a grave. Oh, my God. Yo, Brandon. You good? Good. Good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

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I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

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I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Nick if you could reach out to your daddy would that make you feel better I don't think we know Baked Brendan at all I think he's chilling chilling

when Brandon was smoking weed oh that makes so much more sense I thought he was just a weird drunk when Brandon was smoking in LA he was just a weird drunk. Brandon was smoking in L.A. He was the coolest dude ever. Oh, all time. Yeah.

You should be high every day, Brandon. No, like chilling. Oh, no. No, no. It is her own spit. Don't slug. David, for the only fans, sweetheart. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah.

That doesn't actually really gross me out that much. It does. I was lying. It does. It only told us that fucking heartfelt message.

She could do that. All right. Spin it again. It's an ice cream cake. It is an addition. It is ice cream cake. It's freezing cold. Oh, shit. It's ice cream cake. It's? It's an addition. Ice cream cake. It is ice cream cake. It's freezing cold. Oh, shit.

It's ice cream cake? It's fucking incredible. All right, me and Jay, let's just all have some double ritz. All right. I'm amazed. Out of all the shit we put ourselves through, Big Cat is not affected by double ritz at all. He's not grossed out whatsoever. Oh, yeah.

This cake's good. Is it crazy? Is it weird of me to say that double ritz is significantly less gross when it's a girl that double ritzed it? Oh, my God, Dan. I don't think that's weird at all. I think maybe she placebo-ed us and it's the Beavs. It could be the Beavs.

They were working together on it. Bro, if this is the Beavs spit, I'll wake up tomorrow like that scene in Spider-Man. I don't need my glasses. My hands are all sticky. What happened? I become the Beav. Double Ritz. I buck teeth.

Oh, yeah. Damn. I know that. I'm going for one big bite. Oh, I just took a huge bite of Double Ritz. I'm just tossing Double Ritz. It fucks you up because it doesn't taste any different, but you just feel. No.

Yeah, it's on the head, dude. The fact that you used to do this. I lied about that. My mom and sister did it. I never did. Let's push it. Gonzo's on the line. Oh, let's go.

Oh, fuck, we hit it. I got him to call in. Gonzo? Yes. Hell no. Gonzo, what's up? No. Fuck you, KB. Gonzo, Yes. Hell no. Gonzo, what's up? No. Fuck you, KB.

Gonzo, fuck you. Congrats on getting back on the show somehow. Gonzo. I'm playing. What's up? What's going on, guys? How we doing? We're great.

How's everything? A lot of antics, Gonzo. You would have been steaming. Always with you, yeah. Steam coming out of your ears. I want to actually apologize for fucking up all those ad reads, putting you through hell. Hey, Gonzo, it's Barstool Nick here.

Do you hate Kyle as much as he hates you? No. No. Gonzo, for a radio man, your phone's you. No. No. Hanzo, for a radio man, your phone's... Yeah. Audio engineer. Bad radio man. I'm just eating

double reds. I just had a bunch of cake. This cake is phenomenal. It's gone. I'm good. Just had a bunch of cake. Save that last slice for Ron. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, the wedding. Wait, should we let it melt?

Brandon, you're so high. He is so high. I'm good. I don't know why y'all keep saying that. Oh, yeah, the wedding. Gonzo gone. He truly is Gonzo. He's become his final form.

Should have done a sound drop for him leaving. It's out of place and stopped the show. Can we check the Yak soundboard? That made sense. Brandon's gone off the Zaza. I thought that made sense. We need ten more. Hanzo did a lot of sound drops.

Wow, did they add confetti to it? For Hanzo, you said the only funny bone in his body was his dick in his ass. I think that's an Owen original, but I would love to take credit for that joke. He wasn't funny. Boys, I'm familiar

with the program, but what is pants? These are, oh, yeah, we gotta test these out. Hey, little boy, get those pants off. What did I say that? What the fuck? What did I say that? Imagine being high as fuck and finding out you're a pedophile.

I'm a what? What the fuck is that? Can we play it again? Yeah, play it again for a second. I was a pedophile. Hey, little boy, get those pants off. That's so funny. When the roan scream is so funny.

What else do we got? What's Yo Will? Yo, Will, you got a tiny-ass cock. If I was a pedophile. Play If I Was a Pedophile. Oh, yeah, just play him. If I Was a Pedophile. Brandon.

Is that the actual song down there? What's 49.5? Oh, it's just Frank Chicken Nuggets. Oh. Wait. Hey, little boy, get those pants off. Take the pants off. What's any of them?

Oh, I know what that is. Oh, the whole world's gone crazy. That was one of my worst ones. My dick smells fucked. What's wrong? 97.3. Fuck, AFL. Do Steve Glit then.

Steve Glit! Oh, man. 10x, brother. Oh, what's if I were? Oh. Oh, what's if I were? If I were. If I were. If I were.

If I were. If I was a pedophile. If I were a pedophile. If I were a pedophile. Oh, hell no. Wandsman Gone made this. Oh, hell, Juan's gone gone made this. If I were a pedophile? Oh, yeah. Gets cracking over there.

If I were a pedophile? If I were a pedophile? If I were a pedophile? Can we get a DJ to put that into their set for one show? Oh, there's a drop. Oh, I love it. If I was a pedophile? If I was a pedophile?

Yeah! Oh, yeah. A lot of KB sounds. DJ, click on one of my many classics on there. I want to hear Ron scream again. All good, all good. Ron scream. Yes, we're not going to...

Oh, that laugh. That's when I'm really cheesing. What's this tip? A demon walker. The tip will be righteous. I'm going to tip you like an oil baron. An oil tycoon. No, we're good.

No, no, no, no, no. KB obliterated that week. Every decision you made was the funniest imaginable situation. When you showed up blackout drunk in that outfit, it was the hardest I've ever laughed. You're just aggressive as fuck. Man, he was so dark, too. He was so dark. He was so mean.

He looked so funny. He literally sat down and started shitting on the crowd. He was shitting on us, too. Remember? He was like, I hate all of you guys. Brandon, you're a fucking douche. No, Brandon was the only one that he liked. No, you were the one that he liked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got really drunk. He liked me a lot. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Jesus. That was so good. Wait, can we pull up KB, that shirtless mirror pic, dude?

I love this show so fucking much. The emotional range I had that day. It should be a documentary. What I went through mentally from start to finish. You fell in love with the tanning girl. We joke about that, but I honestly did. It wasn't just like that intrinsic love. It was like I convinced myself she was attainable.

There's something locked, something connected. Yeah, there had to have been something, right? Did you go full nude for that or did you go underwear on? Yeah, just briefly. Just briefly? I don't know. Let's get to it, guys. Let's push. Wait, we didn't spin for the double shot for 500, did we?

Oh, yeah. Did we, TJ, or no? Chat, activate our Ooga mode. Ooga mode chat. We did, we did. Why did I post that? I think I replied to Rome.? Did I post that? Yeah. I think I replied to Rome. You replied to a tweet.

Enjoyed. Yeah. What was the tweet above? I was in my room pacing back and forth. What a psycho. I was so angry. What a psycho. I was so angry. What a psycho. I was like, fuck this.

I remember just scrolling by it on Twitter and being like, what the fuck is this? Joy douchebag. You weren't answering any texts. No. The only time I saw you that entire week was on stage. He said KB would sit

and he would talk to the fans. I remember when we were out by the pool like the last night. We're all hanging out by the pool and you'd see KB go into his room with like six fans. He didn't come back out for like eight hours.

Yeah, we were shooting the shit. What were their names? What were their names? Fucking, I feel terrible because I, Kevin and. Ryan. No. Eric, no. I don't know.

It was the best week of my life. It was like the entire company was one foot out of the, like one foot away. We were all bonding, chilling. Brandon was a legend. And then you were just with those guys. Oh, spin it. Two shots. Two shots.

I think we're like... Are we doing the Super Bowl this year? I'm not sure. I mean, I'll push for it, for sure. It'd be awesome. I haven't heard anything about the Super Bowl this year. I don't even know where it is. Where's Super Bowl?

Phoenix, bro. Same weekend, Waste Management. Same weekend as Waste Management. Oh, wow. Same weekend. I did, bro. Same weekend waste management. Same weekend as waste management. Oh, wow. Same weekend. I did not know that. Big old party. Same weekend as waste management.

You better bring your fucking team. I think we are... I think we got to get to 800 to finish the bottle. So can we please push? Give me that. Give me that. Spin it twice. Kyle's going to finish it.

He's going to finish it. Pass the Revitalite. Spin it twice, TJ. Pass the Revy. Pass that Revitalite. Spin it twice, TJ. Pass the Revy. Pass that Revitalite. This is a good bottle to pick because you get drunk after five shots. I got a show tonight. Yeah.

Can I go to that? It's sold out. You can come. Yeah, what the fuck? You can come. It's not my show. That's why. Oh, yeah.

Whose show? It's just an independently produced show at the stand. Oh, you smoked. Buddy. Oh, you smoked. Oh, KB. Pass the revitalite. Enjoy douchebag. Pass. You better pass that revitalite. I still think Roan had the worst punishment

of the week. Every meal? I did that too. I got a tattoo. Yeah the worst punishment of the week. In and out? Yeah. He did it. Every meal? I did that, too. I got a tattoo. Yeah, you did get a tattoo. Roan just wasn't you. Yeah. I could only drink in the bathroom, and then as soon as I got there, I had to do a commercial of having a coffee, like an ad.

And I just got... They were just like, what's this? What's this coffee? The funniest part of that entire week was when KB called the fucking gym. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was the hardest. I laughed so long.

Chaz Reinhold. Chaz Gresham. As a real person. And everyone was like, why'd you pick me? Spin it again, TJ. Where is he from? He's from Goshen, Ohio. He was from Urbana and then went to high school at Goshen.

My client KB is going to come by. He's going to probably hit some chest. Can we just play the video? Oh, no. The world is not fair. Actually, I want to do it with Brandon. Because I love Brandon. Nicky's trying to live his best life right now because he thinks he's going to die in a plane crash.

I told Sass that in confidence yesterday. Every time I have a flight, the week leading up, I go out, I get drunk, I beat off a ton. I watch every fucking movie I've been putting off. I paid $20 to watch that. Oh, oh, oh!

Keep it down, big boy! See? Alright! You got a little cheesesteak in you. These boys. I don't know why you guys aren't chasing It's not even Like it's easy to To battle if you're chasing it Well cause Kyle took my revitalite

So I'm gonna be in a car With the mean girls for We're probably gonna record a pod Yeah Fuck around Should we spin Should we just spin to finish the bottle? Intel on their psyche.

They spin the real wheel. We have to spin the weird. Oh. An episode on Road Dome. Someone's going to have to get wet. I say we all. Oh. Wait.

Text me that. That's so awesome. That's sick. Oh, Tommy made it. Fuck yeah. Who made it? And Joey the Cat. Oh, I got Tommy's mullet picture. You all want to see Tommy's mullet? Oh, yes made it. Fuck yeah. Who made it? And Joey the Cat. Oh, I got Tommy's mullet picture.

You want some Tommy's mullet? Oh, yes. Can I? Joey the Cat was a year ago on last Friday. Yeah. August 12th. Before we finish the bottle, I think we should all nominate a champion from the office, and they go on the wheel.

And then if it lands on them, they have to come in and do a shot. Oh, hell yes. Oh, fuck yeah he's flowing he up to he is flowing do you not like it did you see the uh the national like mullet youth championships yes did you see the names yeah it was awesome yeah tommy's growing a mullet there he's just proud of it he should be along yeah yeah that's the back of his head when he cuts it you want to let him rat tail? I did that in fifth grade. Let him rat tail with that Nikki.

Six months, I'm rat tailing. Rat tail is ant? There's ant? Yeah. Okay. But the cool one. Six months, I'm rat tailing. I'm not cutting my hair for six months.

Then I'm going to rat tail two clay beads. Rat tail is repulsive. Yeah. Look at... That's pretty. Yes. Rustin. Wait, there was one kid named...

What was his name? Rack? Holy shit. This is Rustin. Wait, there was one kid named, what was his name? Rack? Holy shit. That's just me. That's TJ. Epic. Epic. There was another one.

Oh, yeah. What is that? Leonard. Oh, that's it, yeah. Dyson. Wait, how old is he? He has facial hair. Yeah, what is this kid?

Hold on. He's a 21-year-old. Stinkhorn is a great last name. Pash. That looks fake. That looks, yeah. That's fake. Too much.

That's fake. Yeah. I can't be comfortable. Josh. Josh. Fucking guy from Pineapple Express. Josh. All right.

Talking about Danny McBride? Yeah. He's kind of famous. So. Yeah, I'm not really, I don't really pay attention to that kind of shit. Did you finish that Rubik's Cube? I already did.

Do it again. Scramble it. Scramble it, bitch. Here comes KB. He's getting assistance. He's getting heat gun security. It's got to happen. Is that long? Yeah happen. Oh no.

Didn't Greer make this? Yes. What a moment. Dude, if he goes to the stage, dude. Did you go over the big talkies bag? Look how mad he is. Yeah, I was angry. You're so bad, it's so dark. Oh, that was angry. You're so bad and so dark.

Oh, that was so fucking awesome. Damn, look at that hair on me. Wow, the buzz. Do you guys see it? You have like the sexy guy curl coming down. Did you dye your hair darker too? Wait, what did he say there? I don't want to.

I do not. I can't now. Do we have a responsive crowd this time? Yes. No one clapped. It was literally just us. All right, let's spin for the rest of the mezcal. Wait, we got to spin the real wheel,

and then let's spin for the rest of the mezcal. I want Enrique to do a shot. No, we're going to finish it. Oh, do we have to do that? We'll go rapid fire. Oh, we'll rapid fire it. Yep. Okay. Oh, this would suck.

Imagine wet. Wow, we're on a hot streak. Yeah, we are. Damn. It's like, is this the first time? Is there more colored ones than red? Might be. All right, so we're going to cash the bottle here because we hit a plateau.

We appreciate everyone subscribing. Thank you. Yeah, it's been awesome. Wow, sass. That was sick, dude. Wait, do it again for the camera. Well, I just did it. My activity can decide

a punishment or champion. Okay. Yeah, what is this? Good activity. Nick, can you please go over to the yak towel that's on the floor over there and reveal? Oh, jeez. Is this a Beyblade arena?

Is this Scorpion? Oh. I ate a Scorpion. Oh, cash would be sick. Oh, let's fucking go. What is this? Is this the Mario Kart drinking game? Have you ever played Beerio Kart?

Yeah. What? No. That game is so... Fuck, TJ, why didn't you bring this up hours ago? This is like the most fun I've ever done. All right, well, then let's go. Let's play.

So, wait, Sas, go ahead. You do the Rubik's Cube while TJ does the stuff. Fuck yeah, TJ. Dude, wait. You've been hiding this the whole time? He's been hiding a GameCube from us? Smash on this? Fuck yes, TJ. Dude, wait. You've been hiding this the whole time? He's been hiding a GameCube from us? Smash on this? Fuck yes, TJ.

Have you guys ever played Beerio Kart? Oh, yeah. What is it? You're not allowed to drive at the same time you're drinking, but you have to finish a beer within three laps, so you can stop your car. Oh, that rules. I'm in.

TJ, fuck yes. Let's fucking go. Are those tall boys, too, for Beerio Kart? Jesus Christ. We actually have beer? That would be a better switch up, yeah. Right beside the... Oh, yeah, yeah.

Brandon faced a fucking blunt of Nicky's loud, and he noticed that. Well, I helped him bring it in. I haven't played GameCube in years. So if you're not familiar with Beerio Kart, the concept is it's a race with a beer. You can't start the race. You have to open

the beer to start the race. You can't finish without finishing the beer. You can't drive and drink at the same time. You have to put the controller down to drink. You have to finish the beer to finish the race. Okay, so we're going to play right now. So there's four. So I can start off the top and then just... You can chug off the top. You can't

drive while you're drinking. But I can drive off the top and drink later. Correct. But you have to finish the beer to finish the race. Yeah, got it, got it. Alright, and then so let's play Beerio Kart and then the loser has to take a shot of Mezcal. Alright, yeah. After drinking an entire beer? Oh my god. Yeah, loser has to take a shot of Mezcal? All right, yeah. After drinking an entire beer?

Oh, my God. Yeah. Loser has to take a shot of Mezcal. Loser has to take a shot of Mezcal. Mezcal. Those beers warm. All right, so let's do, so there's five of us here who are drinking. Four controllers.

So TJ will spin to see who's out, and whoever's out has to take a shot of Mezcal. Love it. Oh, but then you've got to take a shot Let me be out. I'd like to be out. Brandon, this should be something that you're good at. Yeah, this should be something you're good at. Look at that old ass console. You have to dust that thing off. All right, so then, Brandon, you've got to take a shot of mezcal.

Oh, I don't want to do that. I want to touch that. Oh, no. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah, no, we lost him a while ago. I would do whatever. Shitter.

It's been a weekend at Bernie's. Brandon, you've got to ride this out and go to Red Hot a weekend at Bernie's. Brandon, you got it. Brandon, I think you just got to ride this out and go to Red Hot Chili Peppers and check. Brandon, you should just be trying to beat me. Brandon, do you want me to do the Brandon Walker show? You want to go sleep at Papa's? No, I don't want to go to Brandon Walker. Sleep at Nicky's dad.

He does have a nice bed. Willie, I'm tired. All right, Brandon. All right, who wants to see me do this Rubik's Cube fastball? Did he say anything about how clean I left the place? He said it was exactly the same as he left it. He told me that, but I don't know if he told you that. Okay, so what – Brandon, are you not playing?

I'll play if – Well – No, I'm not going to play. The rule is – I don't want to do a mezcal shot. Well, you – It kind of sucked, buddy. It's either drink a beer or do a mezcal shot.

If you just really stick it to the beer. No, no, if I have to play, yeah. You have to. We're going to spin to see who – Whoever isn't playing has to do a mezcal shot. I think you can beat me if you just really stick it to the beer. No, no, no. If I have to play, yeah. You have to. I'm going to spin to see who – whoever isn't playing has to do a mezcal shot. I'm going to be pissed if I don't get to play. What about – Brandon, you just sit down. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

I'm good. I'm saying we're only doing five, but TJ might want to play. Oh, yeah, you know what? You're right. Here's how we're going to do it. We're going to play. There's Owen. Wait, how many of us are there?

Why can't we pass off controllers? No, no, no. Here's how we're going to do it. This is very easy. This is very easy. Because Owen's not drinking, so there'll be. But Owen has, he got the 0%. Does he have a 0%?

Okay, nice. So he can play. All right. We don't have the time, but one-on-one matchups in bracketed form. Yeah, no, I was going to say something. I was, yes, yes. I think we don't have the time. All right, I think Brandon has to do a show later tonight,

so you sit out, Brandon. I'm good. I want him to play. I think that's my comp. I think I can beat him. I don't think I can beat anyone else. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to do me, Nick, KB, and Sass will be the first leg.

So we're going to race the top two advance. Bottom two have to do a shot of mezcal. The losers have to play with Brandon. No, no, no. The bottom two have to do a shot of mezcal. Then Owen, TJ, Zah, and Steven Che go. Bottom two have to do a shot of mezcal. The top two advance. Then we do a champion's bracket. Yeah. have to do a shot of mezcal. The top two advance, and then we do

a champions bracket. For the four of us. This is awesome. I don't even want to end it. You still have to drink a full beer. I think I had the rundown today. Oh, you have tomorrow. Chicago has it today. Jeez, yeah.

What a scare. You knew that. All right, so TJ, we all have to sit closer, right? Thanks, Brandon. Sorry, I'm a little tired. No, I said thank you. All right, controllers are wired, so here we go. Let's do it.

I kind of want to play Mario Kart, though. Yes, he wants to play. You have to drink a full beer. Fine, whatever. I just want to do it. You want to do it? Wait a minute. How about Brandon?

Fine, whatever. Don't make a... Brandon plays for me, but I drink for Brandon. No, no, no. Here's what we'll do. We're going to put everyone on the wheel. One person is not involved in the tournament. Oh, no.

What if Brandon has to finish a part in my cheese? No, I just won't. I'm good with the beer. Fine. No, no. You're playing. I barely play video games and I don't drink. It's time to learn.

Brandon can have it. Are you sure? Yeah, no. If he wants to be a child, let's do it. Yeah, yeah. Is that being a child? child, let's do it. Yeah, yeah. Is that being a child? No, it's fine. Hey, you pussy.

Pussy. I hear you, Sash. Hey, you hear me? I can't see you because you got those shady rays on. Fucking hell. Shit. I can't see you with them shady rays. I think we have to leave it up to the wheel.

One person is not playing. We're going to spin the wheel. Spin the wheel for the one person not playing. It's all about the shady rays, baby. That's a fair way to do it. Let's do it that way. I might sponsor just you, not your pod, just you. You should.

I was fired up when I did that. I'll sit between your legs and drink for you. All right, here we go. This is the person that is not competing in Mario Beerio Kart. And they have to do shot of mezcal. Oh, yeah. Stay the fuck away from me. Oh, actually, that's not that bad because you don't like beer. You can't chugcal. Oh, yeah. Stay the fuck away from me. Oh, actually, that's not that bad

because you don't like beer. You can't chug beer. Yeah, no, yes. And he also hates gaming. Yeah, he hates gaming. All right, so... I don't think we should exclude someone. No, no, I was the friend

that was very content with watching the other friend play. Here's what we can do. KB, why don't you go by yourself once? I would watch Shelton Shia play Splinter Cell and just love my life. We also can do – you know what we can do? KB, you can do a solo mission, and if your time is bad –

Oh, yeah, we can just time it, yeah. Yeah, we can just time it. Why don't we – why do we race each other? Can we just do time trials one-on-one? No, because it's more – I think it's more fun. It's more fun. Yeah, you can do a four-player race. All right, here we go.

It's pretty easy to win. Sit on the floor, though, Sass. Why? Because we all have to sit on the floor. That is true. That's not fun. Yeah, you can do a four-player race. All right, here we go. It's pretty easy to win. Why? Because we all have to sit on the floor. That is true. That's not my fault that you guys picked bad chairs. I'm not sitting on the fucking floor next to my chair. Yeah, dude. Enrique, get you a shot.

Tell Nick to just lay that mic down on the floor in front of you guys. Nick Nick to just lay that mic down On the floor in front of you guys Ah Nick Can you lay that mic down on the floor? He said can you lay it on the floor Like aimed up yeah Alright how's that? Are you a mezcal guy?

Alright wait Wait TJ do we need to move For the camera? Yup You guys gotta talk a little There's the mic right there I got no I'm hearing nothing Wait, TJ, do we need to move for the camera? Yup. You guys gotta talk a little. There's the mic right there. I got no... I'm hearing nothing.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright. The boys are on the floor trying to figure out how to play Mario Kart. How do I... Wait, someone get off Mario. I don't know how to move. My phone is not working.

Tell Nick there's a fifth controller. I don't think the fourth controller works. There's a fifth controller. I don't think the fourth controller works. There's a fifth controller. Use that one. Nicky. Either that or just restart. Look at these old ass dudes. Can you commentate?

Yeah. Okay. Enrique, when was this invented? This game? Mario Kart was invented in 1996, I would guess. No, Mario Kart goes by the same name. Brandon said no. What was it in 1996, I would guess. No, Mario Kart goes back to... Brandon said no. What was it? Oh, 91?

91, then Mario Kart 64 was in 96. So I was... Dude, 64 was 96. Yeah, this one was probably 02. All right. Oh, this is Mario! What is this second guy? What does this mean?

No, I don't think that's... Double dash. It's double dash. What does that mean? No, I don't think that's a partner. Double dash. It's double dash. What does that mean? You have a partner. This is on the game card. It throws your shit. A partner.

Do you have a beer cart? Huh? You have to finish your beer, but you can't drink and drive. Well, the good thing is this beer is very warm. That is the good thing. Well, we kept it under the blanket for a while. Who's one, two, three, and four? I'm four.

Wait. Let's do... Oh, no. Luigi Circuit's too easy. Oh, do the one with the crabs on the beach. I'm not player one. Oh, I am. Fuck yeah. All right. Let's do... No, Luigi Circuit's too easy. Oh, do the one with the crabs on the beach. Oh, I am. Fuck yeah. All right, let's do a hard one.

Let's do a tough one. Sass, can you tell Big Cat that we just hit another 100 and we have to do another wheel spin? We just hit another 100. Another 100. We can, yeah. Spin it again. TJ, this was the best move.

Yeah. Thanks. We'll see. We're still on the loading screen. We're going to see. I'm having a blast. Spin it. All right, what are you guys thinking?

What course do you guys want to do? All right, KB takes a shot. Should I do random? Shot, shot, shot. Let me take a shot. Should we do random? Yo, these next 30 minutes are going to be all time. Guaranteed.

I mean, yeah. How long does a race take? And Zod takes a shot. Race. Race. Race? We start the real part because I think it's something that not everyone knows.

I didn't know it. That people will tune in for when we tweet it. Yeah, I got him. So, yeah, just reminder of rules. You can't... You open the beer to start the race.

You can't drink and drive at the same time. You have to finish the beer before you finish the race. All right, boys. We need to make a decision on what course. Should we do random? Just pick one. We're doing random.

Daisy Cruise? I've never played this game. We just did random, so we're doing Daisy Cruise. Wait, A? This is the gay cruise. You gotta open and start. You have to drink your beers, you idiot! Dan opted to drink off the bat. Dan is staying at the starting line.

Nick and Brandon are both... Nick is not off the starting line. Brandon seems to just be having a blast. I don't think my controller works. This is awesome. I don't think my controller works. Nick is off.

That was a mistake by me Big Cat said it was a mistake to start with the beer He said he drank way too much Oh my god He seems to be doing alright Yeah, my controller doesn't work Who's in first? Nick isn't drinking or playing video games

You're holding the wrong controller Oh, shit The black controller doesn't work as well. Sass, are you top left? Fuck, I just got to drink my fucking beer. Is Sass winning? Yeah. He is right now, but he knows how to Tokyo Drift up there.

Oh, yeah. I don't like this. This guy knows what he's doing. I played on the, I played my, I played my favorite. Oh, what the fuck? Stan had a drift. Who's in second? How close?

Shit. Oh, shit. What just happened? Sass is in first. Big Who's in second? How close? Shit. Oh, shit. What just happened? Sass is in first. Big Cat's in second. Big Cat just went through the pipe. Big Cat's in third, and Nick's controller didn't work. How do I shoot?

Sass, how much beer do you have? Where's the triggers, though? I'm shooting. Yes, yes! The one right beside you. My controller works. Oh, fuck. No, how do I do it?

This button on the right. This one right here. That's how you shoot. Oh Nick, this would be... Huh? This would be something. You would enjoy this, yeah. We have assassin first.

Big Cat second. Huge disadvantage. I just turned. It's just the four of you? I don't know how you shoot knight. I don't know what... I think the X button. What's the X button? It's next to the A I don't know. I think the X button. What's the X button?

It's next to the A. I don't think so. Could be the Y. Not a lot of drinking going down. No, you got to drink. Well, I'm going to drink when I get to my third lap. Holy shit, dude. This is a tough course.

I'm selling a hole. What was his name? And, uh... We do have... This is neat. Sass, second place now. Big Cat in first. I love when people are like, this is neat. People people are always like video

games peaked with mario kart uh is this better than grand theft auto no not even close fuck big grand theft auto thing yeah it's a better game than this is anybody else on their last lap? Big Cat finished the beer. Sass has the whole beer left. Sass now is in third place. Big lost second place. Who's in first? First place we got

Big Cat in first place. Wario. Someone fell in a hole there. We got another one in a hole. Big is not doing a bad job. Still caught up third in a hole. I don't know. I've been following a lot of holes. Who is this? Big is not doing a bad job. Still caught up third lap as everyone else. Fourth place still.

And... Oh, toes. We got a first, second close race here between Big Cat and Sass. But Sass is drinking his Sass City. He's not done. You can't finish. You're out. You're out.

You're out. I didn't finish my beer anyway, so I lost. Yeah, you have to finish your beer before you finish. What happened? What happened? It's beer. Beerio cart. Oh, yeah.

I mean, that sucks. Good stuff. All right. What sucked about it? I just wanted to play Mario Kart halfway through that. You didn't want to do the beer. No. I'm fucking drunk.

I was about to dominate on you, boys. I almost puked off the first chug. Of the beer? Yeah. That was a bad idea, but then I ended up being in a good spot. That was a bad burp. I felt that one. Nick, did you win?

That came at me. Who won? I won. Sass came disqualified. I DQ'd. Nobody else did. No, I did. Everyone was saying I wasn't drinking. So you and I won. Sass came disqualified. I DQ'd. Nobody else did. No, I did. Everyone was saying I wasn't drinking.

So you and I advance. Yeah, Nick and I advance. Is my mic on? Mm-hmm. Dude, this is over halfway full. Or empty. Fucking loser. Fuck you.

I would whoop you in Mario Kart. I just... Wait. You beat me in Drinky-O-Kart or whatever the fuck. I literally beat you in Mario Kart and I just... Wait. You beat me in Drinky-O-Kart or whatever the fuck. I literally beat you in Mario Kart and the drinking. Yep.

Yeah. I couldn't follow it. Egg Cart, you like that one? It's a zinger. Was that too much to follow? It was hard to follow with the... Yeah, I wish I could've.

Couldn't commentate. TJ Zod and Owen and Kyle. Brandon, you wanna go one-on-one no drinking? No, that's boring. And dumb. We have Kyle. Brandon, you want to go one-on-one, no drinking? No, that's boring and dumb. We have Smash. Yo, Sass, let's have you play again before anybody else.

I would love to. Run it, run it. Wait, do they want to see the guys drink and compete or Sass run solo sober? Time trial. Sass just didn't play by the rules. We'll do Sass, no booze. I played by the rules.

I almost puked at the start. Everyone saw that. I feel like shit. I actually almost... I was, yeah. Because I chugged as fast as I could. TJ, do you have Smash? No.

I just brought this game for Imperial Cart. Sass, you ruined that. Why did I ruin it? I got DQ'd and I accepted that. You didn't take a single swig. I had a drink. TJ, I feel like you would be very good at it. It's probably pretty easy to win when you throw your beer

down and the entire thing spills out. Sash, beer's right there. There's nothing in it. The room shook when you dropped your beer. Sash, I am having legitimate case race like PTS. Wait, wait, wait. TJ, do you think you could beat Sass? You drink a beer.

He doesn't have to. No. All right, so you guys are up. You guys are up. I was hoping, yeah. I think you maybe could if you shotgun it. Brandon is dead. Shotgunned it in 12 seconds. Can I just drink a beer for the hell of it?

Yeah, you can. Do you want to play? Yeah, if you don't want to play, Sass. I want to play. I'm at the point where I just want to drink. Drink a beer. the hell of it? Yeah, you bet. Do you want to play? Yeah, if you don't want to play, then play. I'm at the point where I just want to drink. Drink a beer. TJ, I want to see you play. We can't open up.

I'm going to be hung over after this. Yeah, it's going to be awkward when I go home. It's tough to explain. It's going to be a tough explanation. Daddy, why do you smell like mezcal? Yeah. It does sound like something your kid would say. Daddy, that's... How do you smell like mezcal? Yeah. It does sound like something your kid would say. Daddy, that's...

How do you smell like mezcal? Daddy, I thought you drank Cuervo Gold. What the fuck, Daddy? Daddy, why does your breath smell like Kate's spit? I don't have to explain that. Wait, Kyle. It was full. Which one was full?

There's no... I get a huge joy of watching Kyle try to do stuff like this. You know it. It was full. Which one was full? There's no... I get a huge joy of watching Kyle try to do stuff like this. You know I can't. You're just going to run into a wall. I can't. I just don't have the... Do it, please. There's some type of...

Do it. There's something that gets lost in translation. It's cognitive. I think it's a dexterity thing. Wait, where's my color? Orange. Just do a change of characters. Gabie yeah you play too and if you guys are at work

watching the show drink a lot oh shit someone just tweeted us when we played in college you had to dump the rest of your beer over your head when you finished the race

oh that's cool Sas go ahead we didn't know that rule until after we... No, he said it was in college. None of us are in college anymore. You're supposed to finish it, I thought. But if you don't finish it, you dump it on your head. Yeah, that is a rule. Yeah, I remember that.

I remember that rule, too. Brandon has an actual full beer. So you want to make Brandon dump that on his head? Yes, badly. Listen, Brandon is basically homeless. Brandon's homeless and high. He's a homeless. Brandon's homeless and high. He's a homeless man who's way too high for a man who doesn't smoke weed. I saw him beating off in Penn Station.

Look at him right now. He just came back with two bags of chips. Dill pickle chips. Brandon told me that he walked. Wait, KB, you play. Zod's not playing. Play, KB. Yeah, I am.

No, thank you. No, thank you. I almost said Brandon. Give me a fucking playing. We got one more. Oh, you kidding me? Oh, yeah, I- I- No, man. No, thank you, no thank you. I almost said Brandon. Give me a fucking controller. Hi, Brandon Rocks. Brandon's off that sticky, icky, icky. Yuck. Yuck.

It's a lick. I'll roll it. Pick characters, everyone. So, you just have to Finish the beer Whenever Yeah As soon as the race

Starts Like how do you go And A's go Is there anything else I need to know Break One of the bumpers Is like drift around

Corners and shit For you Nevermind We'll figure it out Once the race starts You can open your beer You can't finish Without finishing

You have to pick two players. Two players? Yeah, it's double dash, so you get a second player. I don't understand that part. It's like one throws the items and one drives the car. The other player doesn't actually do anything. It seems like a little much. Who chose the flower?

Single player with a friend, you could switch who's driving. Damn. Can we do a subscriber check? We might be due for a shot What's up? What's our subs at? What are the- what- You get two characters, Owen, you too

I get two? How you feeling? What's that loud? Oh, do you have the loud pack? Yeah, it's in a bowl under my chair. Okay. Hey, Kai, you want to... All right, where do you want to play?

At random, yeah. So we can't open until it's a go. Once the race starts, you can open. You can't finish the race without finishing the beer. Okay. Ready? Which one am I? You going to smoke that Zaza? I'm good

Alright, what's happening right now? I'm top left Let's get to 107 Let's get 100,700 And then we'll end the show and then we'll do the mezcal shot. This is somehow more of a mess than a fucking

actual case race. More of a mess in here. I don't think we need to end it. I'm having fun. Then we won't end. I'll never end. Let's end when we hit 200k. What if we just lowkeykey just did the 12-hour show? Drink, Steven! For real, what time did we start 1?

So we'd have to end at when? 1 a.m. 1.02. Fuck. Oh, fire. That was bad. KB, where are you? Bottom right.

Bottom right. TJ, where are you? Top left. Top left. Owen's been looking at the wrong one, he said. What? I don't know any of the controls. Owen doesn't know any of the controls. Owen doesn't know any of the controls.

It's like one control. Which one is it, man? A. A. Oh, someone just... Who's top right? Me. Oh, Stephen Che lava. Drink.

How do you unleash... Drink. Drink. Drink. And have you announced Mario Kart before? I have not. Am I doing a great job? You're really good at it. I'm putting you directly above the A.

I've caught like 2% of the action because I can look one corner at a time. Okay. Tell TJ now how to play because he's doing the power-up. All right, TJ's first easily. TJ, have you drank your beer? No. TJ has not drank his beer. Steven has drank some of his beer.

He's in third. This is what I did, and I lost. KB is in fourth in the bottom left. Is that right? No, second. Oh, he's in second in the bottom right. Has he drank his beer, though? Half of it.

He's drank half his beer. Owen is in fourth, bottom left. So TJ's now drinking some of his beer. He's in the top left. He's in first place. Stephen Che is trying to get to the finals with a push here. He is top right in third place. And KB just went in the lava.

KB just went in the lava. Or no, that was Owen. KB is not in the lava. KB is in the bottom right. He's in second place. Now Stephen Che has gone in the lava. Stephen Che is drinking. Stephen Che might have the most of his beer done out of all the competitors. Now Stephen Che has gone in the lava. Stephen Che is drinking. Stephen Che might have the most of his beer done out of all the competitors.

Boy, Che. Now KB's in the lava. I'm going to take the hell out of this race. KB's in the lava. He chooses not to drink. Incorrect move, and then he hits a banana. TJ, you're far ahead. I would pause when you get to this second area and then start.

It is neck and neck between Stephen Che in the top right and KB in the bottom right. It is very close. And, oh, no, Stephen Shea goes in the lava again, but he gets beer. He's almost done with his beer. This game is racist. I'm a bad driver. Yeah, Stephen Shea's a bad driver. That's not a stereotype because he said it himself.

He doesn't pay his car payments either. What the hell? Stephen Shea is done with his beer and he is far ahead. TJ has dominated this race. That's what I was waiting for. I was going to wait until they had a blue shell before I started drinking. Okay, you want to shout out to Tim Hitchings real quick? Shout out to Tim Hitchings, you

fucking loser. He lost out on a coin today. He's upset. He lost out on a coin today? Ha! I'll never kiss you, you loser. Suck your dick though. That is also part of the coin. If you, you loser. Suck your dick, though. That is also part of the coin. If you're a loser, we don't have to kiss you. DJ, if I ever see your dad, I will suck his dick.

Okay. Just to prove to him that I'm more of a man. Brandon likes that. The manliest thing you can do is suck his dick. Yeah, right. Well, not only that, but suck a guy's dick who doesn't want it sucked. Yeah. I got a flu shot. Oh't want it sucked. Yeah. Oh, that was me.

Yeah, good game, boys. Atta boy, TJ. Dominated, wow. Just fucking wrecked. Oh, man, what a domination. We're a mile ahead of them. Holy fuck. All right, this is still a race, though. TJ's showing up and just letting them know

what he's got. Can Stephen Che close the gap? KB, reminder to KB, you cannot finish the race if you haven't finished your beer. Otherwise, you are DQ'd. How do I know when I'm close to the end? You are not close. Oh, you are, KB. You're getting close-ish to the end.

In the very middle. You are now one. You're about to be one long straight away from the end. And he's choosing to drink. Pit stop to drink. Oh, my God. Stephen Che has finished his beer. KB's struggling.

And here comes Stephen Che. He's actually pretty far behind. Fuck! Oh, and he's passed. He's passed. He's now in second place. He has to finish his beer, though. I'm done.

He's done with his beer and he finishes Wow what a fucking race Steven Good shit Che I hope the fans are liking this They are They're probably not Oh jeez Everyone's

I'm looking at the chat right now Everyone's just being like Brandon's the chat right now and everyone's just being like, Brandon's so high. I'm fine. It's fine. Brandon's off the Zaza pack. Go easy on him. Open the ya-ya. Straight hit to the Zaza.

Open the la-la. Okay. There we go, Owen. Way to go. If you boys can guess, two of the three white boys I smoked Zaza with on the fire escape, you get $100 from Nick. Nate.

Wrong. Spider. Wrong. Tyler. Spider. Wrong. Tyler. Wrong. Ooh. Sass? Lemur. One of the three.

He said he's never smoked. He doesn't levitate often. He's only done gummies. Any lad left? Yeah, out on the balcony. This is my loud ass crew though. Holy shit. Yeah, it was Clemmer, Playboy, Marty, out on the balcony. This is my loud-ass crew, though. Holy shit. Yeah, it was Clemmer, Playboy, Marty, and Vibs.

Boys. Vibs loves the Zaza. He can't get enough. What did I miss? TJ cannot be good, so we're not even going to. TJ won by like a million so you're telling me the thing TJ planted he's amazing yeah he's incredible that was fucking insane

TJ are you still streaming also I might have said that I'll suck TJ TJ's dad's dick if what if I ever see him if I ever fuck him I did say that straight to my fucking knees I said If I ever see him. If I ever fucking see him. I did say that. Straight to my fucking knees.

I said, if I ever see him, I will suck that thing dry. Oh, my God. You wouldn't shy away either. No, I'm going right for the cock. Today was good. Today was a lot of fun. Today was good. This was a great way to spend.

I miss Roan. Yeah. I really good. This was a great way to spend. I miss Roan. Yeah. I really do. God damn. I should have been here. Never shouted out Caleb as part of the Yak either. Caleb part of the Yak. Coley part of the Yak.

Jared. That rat fuck. Steven. Josh Bray. What are you pointing to, Steven? Steven's just pointing to something. We should have commissioned. Shady Rays.

Steven, what do you say? Speak. I just got something dropped off for Nick. What? I don't know what it is. What are you talking about? I'll take it. Okay.

This seems like some sort of... All right, so let's see. Let's finish off. Where's the mez, Kyle? I can't have it anymore. You have to. Oh, it's done. Hey. Oh, it's done. Hey.

No, it's not. Fuck. I think we have to just go spin. We got to spin for it. Fuck them. I'll have more. Yeah, we got to spin for it. Okay.

No, this is what we owe to the audience. Jay, what's my package? We're spinning for the last mezcal shots. What was it? Oh, it was my Zaza. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so this is just a straight spin. I think there's probably four.

I want to say there's five shots left. So spin for five shots. That is not five shots. That's five shots. AB. Who has not had their name called? AB, you have to do a shot. We all know it's early sober.

Pour yourself a shot. Yeah, truly. AB, pour yourself a shot. We have a lot of cleaning up early sober. Pour yourself a shot. Yeah, truly. AB, pour yourself a shot. We have a lot of cleaning up to do. Yeah, we do. Do we have a Dyson? We'll just hire someone. Jay, pour yourself a shot.

Jay shot. Kidding. Jay shot. Kidding, guys. We need a Dyson. Jay is living in the past. Yeah. I'm getting to the point of drunk ride.

I think I just should stop talking. Yep. Yep. And, uh. Nikki. Wait, let's see. into the point of drunk ride, I think I should stop talking. Yep. Nikki! Wait, let's see. Let's pour these shots, TJ, and see how much we have left. Jay, you gotta

go soon, don't you? 30 minutes is when the tailgate starts. What song are you gonna shake your ass to the most? Other Side? Wet Sand? I have one. You have one? I poured two.

This was like I had two cups. All right. Pour again or spin again. There's two left. Oh, some fucking absolute loser. You're such a fucking pussy. Drink the shot, F-Slar. No, you just.

You have 3-1-3 in your display name. You're repping Detroit. I could also. Yeah, yeah. You're better at ingesting fluids than me, but I could mull you to death with my bare hands. All right, spin it again. Spin it again.

If I wanted to. I'll tell him that. Dude, I hope that's Taiwan class. I think we should do the case. DJ! Finally. The case raised live audience. Yeah.

Oh, should we do a live show case race? A live case race. That's basically what we did in Boston. Oh, my God. We'd ruin it. The second Boston show was that. No, if we had everyone check their cameras at the door. Oh, a live show.

A live show case race. I'll collect the phones. Wait, it's tables of six six and they can participate with us. Oh, my God. That would be, we're just alcoholics. We could sell. All right, that was kind of it. All right, one more.

Spin one more. I want to sell out Red Rocks. Yeah. Please. Motherfuckers. You're the last. There's a little left. Oh, me again?

Yeah, you again me that revitalized oh yeah that was good wait boys we have not opened the champagne oh fuck I got some

do we interrupt zero block 30 because Kate needs to sip this as well can we save it for 200 I don't think so no we gotta we promised them

we would open it open it Brandon yeah let's get more drunk open it Brandon I don't want the pressure I've never been in I hate champagne I'll do it let Owen do it we shouldn would open it open it brandon hey guys yeah let's get more drunk open it i don't i don't want the pressure i've never been i hate i'll do it i'll do it but i won't do it we shouldn't open it oh it's such a drink much of it let's let's let's yeah for uh we have the cake and the champagne 12 hour you know what roan has to drink the entire bottle of champagne yes he does there it is there we go boom perfect solution not. We haven't even been going for that long. Roan has to drink, has to eat the cake,

and drink the whole bottle of champagne when he comes back with a cast on. Yeah. All right. Yeah, let's do that. Okay. Wait, when we sign his cast, we should all write something very problematic. Yeah. I'm just going to do a swastika.

Yeah. I'm just going to write the first letter of my name, and you guys can follow me. I'm going to do a swastika, too. The cooler one and block one. He's going to do like six cubes. Yeah, I'm going to fuck it up. Fuck. Thanks for the 100K. This is awesome, yeah.

It was really good. It really does. Kyle, if you were out getting a smoothie, name a city that has a 100,000 population. There's one that's close. I mean, there's probably a few in the rain. State over. Wait, wait, wait.

A state over? Elizabeth or Patterson both have 100. Uh-uh. Wrong direction. What? Wrong direction. What? Wrong direction. I'm sure like... Can I give you a hint?

Yonkers? Probably has a little more. Can I give you a hint? What state? Where Colby lives. The state that Colby lives. Connecticut? I mean, New Haven, Bridgeport.

Yeah! There you go. New Haven, Bridgeport, Hartford are all, and Danbury and Stanford are all 100K. New Haven's 100. About. All right. Yonkers. Thank you for doing that.

Thank you, everyone, for watching. Thank you, everyone. Should we do... Wait, I still need to do my shot. That was tough to get that word. Should we do piano man? I don't want to be like, Nick never does his double shot. All right, yeah, do it.

Do your shots. Should we finish it off with piano man? No. Salute, Che. All right. I mean, we could, but... I'll Should we finish it off with Piano Man? No. Salute, Che. All right. I mean, we could, but... I'll sing it by myself after. Here's the only thing.

Yeah, sing it. I'll go to a karaoke bar alone after this. Sing it yourself. Sing it. Why don't we just... Why doesn't everyone leave and you just do it yourself? Oh, I love it. No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. I'm not that fucked up. That mezcal catches up with you. I kind of like mezcal now. It might be my new drink. I can't be. It tastes like licking a shoe. I know, but I like licking.

I'm a boot licker after all. Yeah, you are. You know that. I could squash that union. I said, Dave, you want to fucking kill this union? I'll do it for you. You tried to start a yak union. Yeah, and I was like, no, guys.

Boys. Dave would be so mad. Relax. I think the aftertaste is pretty good. Yeah, Stephen Chay and, no, guys. Boys. Dave would be so mad. Relax. I think the aftertaste is pretty good. Yeah, Stephen Chay and I are on the same page. I don't like the taste, but that type of heat flavor, it amplifies how drunk you are. It's exciting. You feel more alive.

I enjoy the alcohol that's an upper, right? Is that true? You feel an upper? Yeah. Do you feel it? That may have been busted, but I heard that too, yeah. That makes sense. Well, it may not have been busted, but I heard that too, yeah. That makes sense. Well, it may not have been busted, so I didn't like the way you just threw that in.

If this makes sense, it's spicy without being spicy. I'm saying I think I remember it getting busted, but I agree. Okay, thank you everyone for subscribing. I'm very appreciative. Can't get that word out. Thanks for subscribing, guys, and make sure to head on down to Shady Ray's. Maybe, boy. Head on down to Shady Ray's. The good boys. Head on down to Shady Rays.

The good news is we'll be here tomorrow. What will? I will not be. I will. I will be in West Virginia. I will not be here. I will be here tomorrow. I will be with my two close personal friends, Alex Bennett and Jordan Woodruff. And Frank the Tank and Dougs.

You're going to be in Ohio for two hours. And I'm watching you for one. Yeah, on a Thursday. Other people are in the cubes for eight hours. No, you're going to love it, though. The Huntington comedy scene is incredible. I'm actually doing a show. I actually would love to see. Are you serious?

Please try. I thought about it. You should. I thought about it. Why don't you do one tomorrow night? At the weigh-in. Did you guys at the weigh-in? The video of David Blaine Going to rural West Virginia

And showing them magic tricks I didn't see it It's odd But like Sass doing comedy In rural West Virginia I would love to see it I would love to see it I don't know what they find funny

I got jokes about West Virginia Yeah Shit Shit I might You're part of the problem I know I gotta sober up Before I go home

Yeah I don't know What to do We just gotta keep Drinking You guys very much You guys in here Brandon could be dead Oh yeah

He's just He's awesome It's weekend at Bernie's Are those shady rays Why are we clowning him He's being cool as fuck He's being the coolest Yeah he's the coolest

He's ever been. You look at the kid from The Breakfast Club. I think Brandon realized he could do nothing and wear sunglasses and be like, Brandon's so fucking cool. Right, and he's not being his normal anxious, narcissistic, egotistical self. No. Oh, gross. Hide the producers.

Put them back on. Put the producer back in the closet. Now. Yeah. Yes. Any of you guys don't want to stay Put the producer. Get back in the closet. Now. Yeah. Yes. Any of you guys don't want to stay for Brandon's show tonight, that'd be probably appreciated. I don't know if he could hold conversations right now. Yeah, Brandon, how are you going to do your show?

What are you talking about? Oh, this would be awesome. Brandon, give us an impromptu top five. Top five stadiums in college football. Okay. Tiger Stadium. Beaver Stadium. What's funny about that?

It is funny. It is funny. It is funny. What else? The Horseshoe, Swamp, and Allison Stadium in Oregon. Brandon, none of those stadiums exist. You just listed five fake stadiums. All right, Brandon, give us your top five pop hits of the 90s. Torn by Natalie Imbruglia.

That is a factually correct thing. She got fucked by Harry Styles. Really Madly Deeply by Savage Garden. I'm all out of shape. It's how I feel. I don't know. I'm all right. What Sunbelt football team averages the largest attendance per game? Nobody at upstate. No. He probably does now.

That's how KB questions work. Yeah. Cold and I'm shamed. I'm naked on the floor. Illusion never changed. Into something real. I'm all out of shape. I'm what? This is how I feel.

Torn. Savage. Natalie. Madly, madly, deeply. So top five 90s kids pop hits. I Will Always Love You by Whitney. So torn. Nothing compares to you, Sinead O'Connor.

Wrong. She's anti-American. No, she's anti-Catholic. Yeah, which is right side of history Yeah probably I'm actually naming What was that one By Sinead

Nothing compares to you Nothing compares It's been seven years Nothing compares to you Kiss me Sixpence down the richer. Yes, kiss me. Yeah, kiss me.

That's a lot of female representation. Good on you. Was it? You're a feminist. Natalie Imbruglia. Yeah. She's Australian. She's black.

Junaid O'Connor. She's Irish. Irish. And then... Who's Australian? And then... No dudes. Sixpence down the richer.

What about All Star by Smash Mouth? Yeah. That might have been 2000. There we go, Zop! Was it 99? I was confused. I want it that way. B-4-4 is get down.

That's 2000. I want it that way, yeah. I want it that way. Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartbreak. Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartbreak. Tell me why ain't nothing but a... Oh, we're not doing that? Tell me why. I never wanna hear you say...

You guys wanna take a hip-hop class? Yes. Mm-hmm. I wanna learn how to dance. Unwritten by... What's her name? Oh, that's 2000. Natasha Bedingfield?

Yeah. That's one of my karaoke tunes, by the way. Standing at the blank stand before you Open up the open window As you keep on reaching Something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions

Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can feel the words on your lips And I'm torn Let's get out of here. Does anyone have Malicec, LaVere?

What? Let's go. What was that? Why did the world... Let's wrap it up. What word did you just say? Malicec, LaVere, no, no, no, no. I want to play the tape and try to figure that out.

No, because I know it makes sense backwards. It sounded like you said Malicec. Every man should know how to say their name backwards In a rutsalachin Robert Yeah I don't know man All right

That's the perfect way to end Let's get it All right we'll see you guys tomorrow Thanks everyone for tuning in Thank you everyone for subscribing I got it out Bye rough and rowdy Oh, man. That's time to talk shop and do a Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act.