The Yak - The 2024 Yak Christmas Spectacular | The Yak 12-20-24

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I mean this is a showstopping color. All right. Whatever. I've been naked before. I'm scared of y'all. Oh, naked Brandon. This Christmas special is going to be special.

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Hello everyone, it is our Christmas special. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Special guest Eddie is here. Hello, Eddie. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Special guest Eddie is here. Hello, Eddie. Looking good. Show the people the hair.

You gotta go from the back. Ah. Oh, it looks good. It's cool. Looks good. Am I like the new boyfriend from Break? Is this okay? I feel like I'm gonna... Yeah, you look good.

So we got everything today. We got a lot of stuff? I feel like I'm gonna... Yeah, you look good. So we got everything today. We got a lot of stuff to get through. Uh-huh. I'm gonna set the stage, and then we'll just be off and running. So we've got not one but two Yankee swaps. Mm-hmm. Two Yankee swaps.

We have drinks. Cocktails. Cocktails that we'll get to. They look good. They do. Look really good. We have Brandon getting naked. That will be at the end of the show. We also have, this was TJ's idea, which I love.

Because this is airing on Friday before Christmas break, this is the last time we will ever see Jake Malasek again in our lives. Oh, wow. He's here, and we are going gonna let him run the gauntlet with all of us in goal. Oh. Yes.

At once? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I love it. For revenge. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yes. So that might take an hour, but I'm here for it. So be it.

So be it. So we have everything. No, actually, let's... You know what? We have another gift I want to tell you guys about because we got gifts on gifts on gifts. So let's start with a gift I feel like Oprah right now everyone look behind their seats Because I got you a gift. Oh my god. It is

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shoes so I can wear these. Yeah so they feel great. Hey dude thank you Hey Dude. Oh man I got slippers. Oh fantastic. I got slippers. I'm going slippies. Anybody else want slippies? These are kind of slippies in the back. Got the black slippers too. These are great. Comfy as hell. Thank you to Hey Dude. Fitting you.

Eddie's might be a little small. They were maybe intended for Donnie. Oh, Donnie? Zah? Zah! I'll give him a za botchum. Actually, uh, I miss the frick out of za. I do too, man. Yeah, any word on when he's coming back or kind of up in the air?

I think soon-ish. Oh, yeah. Fit. Um. Huh. Yeah, Donnie, Chef Donnie has size nine shoes. That came out. Makes sense why he has a motorcycle.

He's very, very self-conscious about it. Very. I don't think he's cool anymore. No. Wait, that was it? Yeah. We found his Achilles heel. Although we can't find it so small.

It's so tiny. I thought we found it. The man's got it all, except for adult-sized feet. Should we start drinking? Absolutely. So who wants to go first? I think mine is the worst, so I'll go first. Okay.

Actually... I can go first. What about we go through what our words were and everybody picks the word and they don't know what drink they're getting with that. Okay. So my word was presence. I was chestnuts. I was joy.

I was pie. I was chimney. Jingle bells or sleigh bells? Bells. Eddie? I was Jack Frost. Season. Kyle?

Strawberry, daiquiri, and Sprite. Okay. You put marshmallows on it. I did not. Oh. No, that's mine. Oh. Oh, no. One in the back of the middle, I think.

That's yours, Kyle. Two glasses. Two glasses? Yeah. There's more back there. I just didn't think anyone would want it. I sure don't. More people want it.

What do people want to start with? I want present. OK. That's you, right? Which one is yours? It's the sangria. Spent all day making it. Be more specific.

Wow. Yeah. That picture looks awesome. Look at that. And when I say I spent all day making it shut I mean I told Paige and Caitlin I need a Drink that is presence. That's such a fucking cop-out man. It looks it you put so you put zero effort into You had page Hold on, hold on, let me address this question first. Let me address this question first.

That's unbelievable. Un-fucking-blah. I said, did you not hear the effort I put in when I said to Paige and Caitlin, I need a drink that says presence. Did you tell them today? Yeah, that was the effort. It takes effort to ask that. What time did you tell them?

Like 9.30 this morning? Like when they had plenty of time? Shit, I think I might have been like 10.15. What time did you tell them? Thank God you asked that. I told him I sent 30. Tidus told him right after I told him. Because he said, just do what you're doing for him.

They knocked it out of the park. There was three people, Marash, Caitlin, and Paige, and they were, like, cutting fresh fruit. They were getting the best flavor. They look amazing. Yeah. Yeah, they're awesome. I want to try

What's the one with the apples? I see apples now. You got to say your word. Oh, I want seasons Okay, that's me. It is Bourbon Apple cider ginger beer Apple cinnamon. and cinnamon sticks. It was the one with the apple. The one with the apple. I actually kind of knew that because I saw him cutting apples

and I ate a couple and he was like, dude, what are you doing? My apples. Oh. Hmm. I will do joy. Titus, that's mine. Uh-oh. I thought of the most joyous event ever

which is the last day of school okay, I have a Textbook you'll be reading Will ring a school bell will run out to that table His whole drink shattered all know the same Drink broke Greta went everywhere. It's fine. I leave it leave it. I think red wine gets out pretty easily Part of this part of the studio now. Oh really nice pants. That's fine. Oh No, Nick. Oh share share Even happen

Titus That was sheer. Did the glass break? How did that even happen? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh. Anyway, Titus, um, Joy is, uh, that TJ will ring a school bell. You have to close that book and run out to that table, and there's freeze pops with vodka in them. Oh, hell yes. Does he have to scream last day of school as he does it? All right, you got to read it out loud to us. OK.

This is a photo book. Oh, it's a photo book you got to read it out loud to us, okay? Oh It's a photo book. Hmm read the picture uh two chairs in a library deep okay, this is a Lighthouse oh, it's accidental Wes Anderson. That's rules. Oh, yeah, it's cool. There are there's some text actually pictures of real life Made to look like Wes Anderson

film and if that bell is it hard to turn the pages with The last bell at school always takes a while takes a while the principal Yeah, it's the anticipation really finger. Oh, you got to sprint. You can see that clock, too. You know it's close. Oh, this is a dock in Chile. Chile. Chile. Chile.

Chile. Thank you, Jen. Oh! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Go get a freeze pop. There he goes. That was a great drink, Nick. No, he doesn't. Nope, he doesn't. Nope. The opposite of like, he hates it.

All right. Eddie, what do you want to drink? I'll do what was yours, Kate? No, you just got to say a letter. Say a thing. Uh, names. Sly was the name. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He hates it. All right, Eddie, what do you want to drink? I'll do what? What was yours, Kate? No, you just got to say a letter. Jingle bells. Jingle bells. Say a thing. Uh, sleigh? Was sleigh one?

Yeah? No. Sleigh bells. Sleigh bells. I'll do sleigh bells then. Not to be confused with jingle bells. What's sleigh bells? How's the drink, Titus? I guess it's still me. So I did...

What is your word, Kate? It's either jingle bells or bells or something like that. How do you not know your word? This was your idea. What was the sleigh? It was bells Long story short jingle bells movie jingle all the way 1990s classic Arnold Schwarzenegger sin bad remember the two characters. They were trying to get a turbo man for their kids The other character turbo man sidekick that everyone hated was booster.

And if you could pull up a picture of booster he had the T shape and the two little fangs and that's why the cup looks like that. So that's a booster shot drink. It's supposed to taste a little like medicine. Oh you're supposed to put this floater on top. Oh I think it tastes good. Come on over. Pretty strong. Let me hook you up.

It's very, it's a little strong, but it's a booster shot. I spill all the time on this show. Oh, it's got raspberry vodka, rum, a little bit of fizz, lime, and a bunch of other stuff. It's got a bunch of crap in it. It's good? You like, you like it I don't want to try that now. What was your word? This is actually good Nick

The initial ice skates shot of I want ice skating. Yeah. Yeah, it was all at the top I got it's good cuz you tell what flavor the vodka is Peach Danny you want a drink. I love to another one too. I sure do What's Brandon doing? What's getting my drink Eddie yours was My was a jack frost jack frost 20% strawberry daiquiri cocktail mixed with Sprite and I want to try some orange It's not good. Oh efficient ah Efficient so you don't want to fish it So I didn't know these are supposed to be good

Yeah, I mean there they could be good. They could be bad All right, so mine's Jack Frost that I'm melted that frost taste it is not horrible. That looks good Ed He's got carrots in it Eddie yours looks good. Oh, Eddie's got a man. It's a melted Jack Frost It's yours for you. Uh, Katelyn and pay But I gave them the ingredients, to be fair. It's vodka. As soon as I saw the carrots in there, I was like, no way Eddie did this.

Like, he didn't make all this. I have a thought. A melted Jack Frost. It's vodka, white cherry Powerade. Oh, that's great. Baby carrots and blueberries. Oh. And then, Kyle, you need a drink. Oh, Danny, how's the carrot taste? What's left Kyle, you need a drink. I know.

How's the carrot taste? What's left? Mine has not been drank. I'll take Brandon's. It is that... Chestnuts. The chestnuts roasting over an open fire right there. Paige?

By the way, speaking of which, did you guys notice, first of all, great job by TJ and everyone who created this room. It looks magical. Looks like Christmas. See the Yule Log? Yeah, I was gonna say, did you guys notice the fire behind us? The Yule Log. It's just Mincy and Clemmer couldn't...

Oh, I did not notice. That's so good. I did a double take. I was like, oh, that's a beautiful fire. Wait, hold on a second. Is that grilled cheese? So it's an hour loop. I really want that to be on YouTube

so people can relax to that over the holidays. YouTube zen. It's beautiful. Nice music. You can see Mincy's breasts dipping in there. This was Kate's idea. Good idea, Kate. Brandon, what's your drink?

It is Dashing Through the Snow, and it's Strawberry Dacorine Sprite. Oh, that's mine. Right. Oh, my drink was chestnuts roasting over an open fire, and it's meant to be set on fire as well. It's delicious. Yeah.

Yeah, so what's your drink? Tell us what's in it. It's called Chestnuts Ro Yeah. So what's your drink? What's it called? Chestnuts roasting over an open fire. There's there's you made it. So surely, you know what's in it. Yeah, no, no, no. I told you. I'm a family. Yeah. Is it a secret recipe? Yes, it has. It has crack cocaine in it and meth. Steven, would you like to get a drink?

Which one hasn't been taken? Steven, take my chimney. You're gonna love it. I'm thinking anybody's taking that one on the second to the right. Kate, this was a lovely idea. It's just fine. And everyone should just drink whatever they want. Try different ones. The chimney one that has like orange in it,

I think a slice of orange and the cinnamon sticks. And what's your drink? It's smoky bourbon. Yeah, what's in it? Smoky bourbon. Yeah, well, what's in it. Smoky bourbon. Yeah. What else with cinnamon and oranges. Oh, let's just straight up. That one looks really good. And I think there's some honey in there too. That's far right. Mine. That's pie.

No, that's this. That's those two have not been taken. That's chimney. Those two have not been taken. Just gotta get a Those two have not been taken. Just got to get a question. Always always got a question. I'm still irrelevant. Oh, you're going to double fisting? Oh, Stevie. Oh, my egg noggin.

Awkward to say in here, but I'm going to. Yeah, I knew I just had his eyes on the sangria from the start. You didn't like my freeze-dried locked eyes You're pop dude. I want no tightest locked eyes the sangria is fantastic. Yeah, he's like I want that I Want that? This is good. Well, you didn't drink the first one. No, it's my second cup. This is great Oh you even put caramel on the sides. I brought something that might go with it too and a rim. Oh, what'd you get? Caramel on the sides. I brought something that might go with it too.

And a rim. Oh, what'd you get? Pie. Actual pie. I guess pie would, that fits the theme. Save that for when Brandon gets naked. Oh, let's hit him. What?

No, let's let him fuck it. Oh, yeah, we'll let you fuck the pie. I'm not fucking the pie. That was never a spin the wheel to see if he fucks the pie. What's the shape in the pie? It's a pumpkin pie. There's some sluts. I never saw a sloot of thorn in the pie.

TJ, put a wheel $1,000 cash fuck. $1,000 cash, fuck the pie. In the tunnel. Brandon, will you do that? $1,000, fuck the pie. Best two out of three. I can't fuck the pie. $1,000, Brandon. Look at it.

I'm going to be fucked. Brandon, that's an easy thousand. One thrust in the pie or out, you could dip the balls. It looks like a ranger. Yeah, you could make it so there's like a... I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be fucked.

I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be fucked. I thrust in the pie or out. You could dip the balls. Looks like a ranger. Yeah, you could make it so like there's like a track in the snow of your balls across the pie.

It'll look like two little rabbit prints. Yeah, where Nicky Smokes comes to eat it. So make a ball indentation on the pie. Yeah, 8.30 in the morning, Nicky Smokes comes and he says, ooh. I can't do it on camera, so is somebody going to verify? Yeah, well, Spin a Wheel for us to watch that. You want best out of seven or one?

No, well, no, I don't want to do it. I'm already getting naked. That's an easy thousand. But I'm already getting naked. Somebody else put some skin in the game here. Brandon, you get a thousand bucks. But you're the only one who's never had pumpkin pie. Also, you're going to be the one that's naked.

It's going to be so easy to fuck. And there's a good chance Nicky Smokes will eat that pie. I saw him this morning, he was just eating a full plate of pasta at 9.15 in the morning. 9.30, yeah. Wow. He just comes to work, he's like, he just opens the refrigerators, like what did people have for dinner last night?

Not the worst strategy in the world. No. But like yeah, his sober morning is how I act at like 4 a.m. coming home drunk. Yeah. Ready to go. And then he goes home, all in a day's work. Can he say that?

Is that a... I guess he can. No, his name's Chuck Longley. No. Oh. Um, Eddie. Yeah. How does this party stack up against the LA influencer party? I like this way more. I'll just put that out there. Okay, but we need some details.

We've been edging everyone. Yeah, wait, can you walk us through the night? Like from you all up? I want to hear the whole thing. If I have a suggestion, start with the snake. Yeah I'm gonna need your help a little bit Titus. Okay, cuz you're like you're a you could give me the geography of California Yeah, yeah, so I landed one and I'm like, all right. I need to find a snake in a fur coat Yes, so So I'm like this is gonna be hard,

but it is Hollywood, you could find like anything. And so I'm like, I'm calling away, I'm calling away, I'm DMing snake accounts. And. That's a real snake? Yeah, that's a real snake. Did you accidentally see anyone's dick? Yeah.

At the snake? No, with the DMing Oh, no, no, no. All right. See this. Yeah, let me borrow your snake Oh, you didn't fall for the I didn't realize that was a real snake. Oh, that was real. Holy fuck. Yes, Eddie Spears Yes, like that's very real. He had two of them. So this guy this guy's name was Cujo. Okay Yeah, I'm like, what's your real name is like. No, I just give out Cujo. That's like my camera name So this guy he was in Simi, Siam Valley. Yeah Shoot and he's like support. Is that what you think?

Oh, yeah, he was in Simi and I was in Encino and he lived in Riverside Okay, so like I guess those are all far from each other. Yeah And I'm like, yo, like can I borrow your snake? the rate is 750 for two hours to borrow ah damn, okay? That's not boring. It's a lot of money to use a snake He's dude. I just woke up from a nap and I'm an Encino, so I'll give you a 65% discount So I'll give you the snake for 350. I was like okay wait. What does the nap have to do with that? 65% What does the nap have to do with that? That didn't feel like 65%. I don't know.

You know what? Can I speak for Kujo for a second? Kujo strikes me as a snake guy. His name's Kujo. He doesn't go by any other name. I think Kujo strikes me as a guy that every time he wakes up, he's like, holy shit, I'm still here. Yes, dude.

So this guy, Kujo. But the way he said it is that the Simi is far from Riverside. Mm-hmm. Like, like, hours. So he was so tired from his shooting Simi, he took a quick nap in his car in Riverside, or in Encino. Yeah. Where you were. Where I was. And he's like, oh my, I just walked into a discounted $350 photo shoot. You know, so he's thrilled. And I'm like, all right, I need to get a fur coat Cujo like meet me in this alley me in this alley behind the

He just had the snake with him. Yes, he the snake with him from the former shooting simmy. Oh, he was doing a show Yeah, and then he was going back to the nap in a car with snakes. Yes got it. I'm thinking like Great I'm thinking like Cujo's gotta have like a Utility van or like a work truck that's got like a cover on it, you know? I go, me and Lance go to some thrift shop called Iguana. We buy, I'm telling you, I know it's just so weird. And Cujo's like, yo, I'm parked in the back, just meet me here after.

He's like, all right, so I'm trying on fur coats and you know, not the easiest size for me to find. So I'm like squeezing in these fur coats. And finally's it's Kujo time I go in the back I go in an alley and Kujo there's no fan he is driving a beat up like 2008 Beamer it's like dirty and he has two snakes in his back seat in like a tote and it's oh and a tote that's all it was it was and he opens it up. He's a bow or a python. Which one do you want? Wait, what do you say? The python looked like the scariest thing I've ever seen

Okay, and it was 50 pounds heavier than that. We all know one or whatever I had that's big Yes, this thing was bigger dude, and it was hissing and I'm like who dry I think that thing was hissing and he's like no Dude, they're fine He's like don't worry. I got you you didn't sign anything right not a My way Kujo, so I just need literally a picture cuz he's not gonna let me take it to the party So I'm like Kujo you're charged me 350 for just a picture about two feet. He's like alright, man That's fair like since I was taking a nap nearby I didn't realize it was just for a picture.

Just a picture. And this all went down in an alley? In an alley in the valley, yes. Yeah, yeah. Alley in the valley, I got a snake on me. There was like a... The video's bizarre. There's like a homeless guy on a scooter like buzzing by me with a snake on me.

Wait, do you have the video? Yeah, Lance has the video. Can you text it to TJ? Yeah, I'll text it to him. Yeah, I want to watch the video. Yeah, it's... And then? Yeah, I'll text it. Yeah, I want to watch the video. Yeah, it's it and then Here, I'll text him. Yeah, it was it was it was honestly the snake part was like the most thrilling part of the day For sure. We got it. You got to talk to Cujo at some point. I recommend this guy. He's got tarantulas you have you have his contact

Yeah, I got about DM but like yeah, then I've got that we got to get him out here. Yeah, that's his primary Revenue stream is yeah his animals. Yes. He just says tarantulas and a bunch of shit in his house. I'll tell you right now Probably not his career. Yeah and Kujo it was dude. It was terrible you ever hold a snake Kyle I have I hate them too. Yeah, it was a guy offering that like on a boardwalk. Oh, yeah, so I felt comfortable but yeah not for me No, I know they're like heavy and like I'm like what if he starts to bow like what if he starts to constrict? The Cujo is here and I'm like, I don't I could Joe. I don't know if I trust you that much Yeah, you know, so wait, you're not even at the party yet. Not even a parking No, I'm just where where is the party the party's in?

I don't want to get ahead of it, but I will just for like Mulholland something Canyon area. Okay. Yeah, that's yeah Yeah, yeah, it's by the hills. Yeah. Yeah. Well first off Lance calls me and he's like, hey, dude, like, you know Lance Nice guy ever I got some I got some bad news. He's like they're not trying to have anyone film here He's like like yeah, I'm like, they're trying to shut down all filming, but he said we could film at the pregame and the after party. I was a glance. To think that I'm gonna go to all three of those. Yeah, right.

It's a brave, brave assumption, you know? So we go to the pregame. There was, it was honestly more normal than you'd think. There were some little people and they were getting ready, Brad, and then at the party. Oh my. You can't say it was more normal than you'd think. There were some little people, and they were getting ready, Brad, and then at the party. Oh, I'm sorry. You can't say it was more normal than I think.

What? What do you mean, little people? Yeah, there was a couple dwarves. I thought you meant baby girl. Oh, no, well, I'll get to that later. Okay, so. Where was the pre-party, at the house then? His house in Encina.

Yeah, and then there was a party bus that shoots you to this house in the hills or wherever the house was. How, and then there was a party bus that shoots you to This house in the hills or wherever the house Brad. That was great. Then Brad wrestled the two little people. Okay, yeah, of course Yeah, so you go down this like whining driveway and this is a pregame. No, no, that was the people little people guests or props Half and half. Okay. Hey was Brad wrestling the little people at the pregame or the party party. Is that where their names were? John and fuck they want to come here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah this guy. Yeah, they're like this is what they do Okay You know, I mean like they're like Professional little people exactly. there's a half pipe.

Dave Blunt's no showed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a bust. Didn't get out of the hospital in time. And so whatever, so you watch the show, so Brad wrestles the little people, you see a couple of guys on a BMX bike do some tricks, then you walk into the house, there's a McL a McLaren sitting there in the house right outside. Okay, beautiful sponsored McLaren

I don't know what it was sponsor for and he walked through a red carpet So I walked through the red carpet. I'd take a picture of Lance. I walk into the house, which is just kind of a normal house I'm not shitting you the first person I see is baby Gronk standing by the stairs He's by himself by himself his dad drop him off there And his dad must have found him, but it was baby Gronk by himself at a party. Oh, yeah at an adult's party Yeah, little men and big children Was he a cool kid? We didn't converse much. I'll be honest. Yeah, yeah. You know, but it was just like,

I'm like the ridiculousness of this and people are like, what an elf taking pictures of a baby girl. And I was like, if you can't see that this whole thing is just the craziest thing of all time. Right. I don't know what you're seeing, you know. So whatever there is that there was two couches

and then TJ, you could roll what the most disappointing part was. And I'm sad to report this. Oh no. Yeah. Oh no. Oh no.. Yeah. Oh, no. Where the fuck do people go to the bathroom? Their porta potties outside.

Oh, my God. Unfortunate, I know. Oh, no. Yeah. No way. That makes me want to see the restroom more. Why? To keep people from, like,

the drugs in the bathroom? Yeah, fucking, I guess, probably. Oh, fucking, okay. You do the coke in the porta potty. Wait, so, yeah. You fuck in the porta potty. Well, drugs in the bathroom. Drugs, yeah. Yeah, fucking I guess probably too. Oh, fucking, okay. You do the coke in the porta potty. So, yeah. You fuck in the porta potty. Well, there's a lot. Many times, yeah.

Yeah. Good. Maybe Gronkowski is just standing by himself. Is there like a seat of other people? Gronkowski, baby Gronkowski. Baby Gronkowski. That was, with ultimate respect, his full name. Was he like mingling on his own

or was he like afraid of the crowd? Yeah, that's so weird to me. He was was just propped up shoulder leaning against the stairs. Are people like drinking and like partying next to him Yeah, but these people don't really drink and party like I don't think anyone was there trying to have a good time They're more there to be seen there are there to more subscribers and exactly like you know If you're there you had clout if you don't have caught you were there to get clout The afters is where people drink and party I think so. Yeah, this was a this was like a million subscriber party kind of yes I was talking I was probably a common thing in LA probably I was chatting up the

There was a shuttle they get you from the front of the house to the to like the back of the gate You know cuz it was such like a windy driveway And I was like so is this like a party house or what is this yeah that like pillow talking guy right you know Glenn he's had him on I don't know because like a porn podcast they had a Halloween party there and he said dwarves were fucking people on the stage and stuff so it's just supposed to be that must be the scene okay so it was all spectacle no substance pretty much there was a couple bars but there was nothing like you see didn't make any friends no no no I know did anybody want to collab

was anybody like we should uh we should lock it let's build yeah let's yeah we should link up after this man no I don't know I'm on a build which is kind of disappointed who is who is like the most? ruthless douche Good question Kyle most ruthless douche It had to be someone no one even knew yeah, probably there was someone trying to get clout a lot of people or Party too hard that I was like look at this person there fucked up or like everybody was so paranoid about that Like nobody was really partying. Yeah, I think that was it. No one was really partying. What was Brad up to? Brad was just wrestling the dwarves.

That's it. He was wrestling the dwarves all night. Yeah, he was having a good time. Yeah, but the party, it was bizarre. It was one of those things where you're looking at, like, I'm not from the same planet as these people. Well, there's nothing against them. They're just different than mine. Yeah.

Did Lance go to the after party? Lance did. I made it a point to walk out exactly at midnight and then I was like Lance go have yeah That's a good move. It's definitely like he was happier there, but he also wanted a party with his buddy. Definitely Yeah, I was a keg standing like they said so I think they had like a million kegs and I just never tapped them what? He was all photo op pretty much. Yeah pretty much what uh what times you guys leave for, Minnesota the next day We left the next day at like one. How was Lance? In Minnesota no, how is he waking up was he pretty banged out? Oh, yeah, I need like two of his buddies that like crash in his room and stuff

It was he was he was in a rare form we had an interview I interviewed a sex tape broker, which is kind of interesting too. Wait, explain what that is. So, remember when Dave was going through his shit? Nope. Well. I know what you're talking about.

Yeah, talking about federal crimes? Yeah, federal crimes. So there's this guy who hit me up, but I was still doing the show with him, and this is this guy's job. He's like a fixer. Like he gets tapes of people, and then he's like, hey, like he gets tapes of people and then he's like hey like he just brokers the

Deal to like make it go away As a blackmailer so is it like yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, like he was telling me a bunch of tapes. Yeah, what a lucky job. Yeah, he keeps the tapes He says he's deleted someone cuz he told me a name and I was like hey if you want to bring that by He says he's deleted someone because he told me a name and I was like hey if you want to bring that by That's a crazy business, how do you get into that? I think you start by being a scumbag. Yeah Dude in the world Was interesting That's incredible. California not for you. No, I wouldn't say so. Are you do you like it like you for Super Bowl?

Did you guys enjoy it? No, LA is not like I like it you like it like you for Super Bowl dude you guys enjoy it? No LA's not like I like it as like a place like the weather the scenery I like more like Love it. I couldn't live there. Are we just we just grab drinks over? Yeah, of course no rules here, okay? Oh, yeah, should we let her what yeah? Where's the ice pops? Yeah? Well tj has to ring the bell god you find this legitimately almost vomited the second it hit his lips? Uh, it was the va it was way more vodka forward. It's like half and a half. So it's the top Oh, the top half is vodka the bottom half is free spots. Yeah, I'll chase her. So I went to oh no She lost her antlers. I want to take us take a big Swig and it was just yeah Shocking how much vodka was she goes with the and she's she's a lot more careful than most kids

Getting out of school, I think I Don't know about you guys but last day school is the best day ever for me First school I love to actually What it's a second day that sucks I'm fine with second day to was it awesome though. I almost think it's like the penultimate episode second the second day that sucks. I'm fine with second day too. Was the last day awesome though? I almost think it's like the penultimate episode, second to last day is better. I think whatever the day is when you're done with work. Right.

Like a half day you almost can't even count, which is always the last day of school. That's a good point. We only went on one vacation every summer and it started like, it was always the last week in June, so as soon as I got done school, we went down the Jersey Shore for a week, and then I was just home in the suburbs for the rest of the summer. Oh, yeah. And so that was kind of a downer,

getting home from the show and being like, well, that was it. My family went to Presque Isle in Lake Erie during rainy season. They did what? We went to Lake Erie for our summer vacation. Whoa, whoa. And it always just rained,

where I saw like all the, we went to the movie theater. Hell, yeah. Press guy. That's not bad. That's not bad. Eddie, were you overdressed, underdressed with the fur coat rolling into the LA party? No one batted an eye at all. Wow.

It's just casual. Yeah, you can. You can basically wear whatever you want in that city. And even if it feels outlandish, it's just, you're just like a fashion-forward type person. Yeah, anybody, you can wear like pajamas to parties and everyone's like, ooh, I like that. That's it. Yeah.

Are those back in? Yeah. Were there any normie girls there? It was all like. Like scrolling through your For You page on Instagram. Kate, you wanna elaborate on that one too? You see giant fake titties? You know what I'm done.

Look at the picture of me on the opener. Was it a lot of that? That's LA Kate. Well, his like girlfriend is skybree. He was like one of them. Oh, I never heard of her Yeah, you know that is Brandon. Um I do yeah That's girlfriend so you know He is dating him for real. Yeah. For a while. A long time. Over a year. She's massive, right?

Yeah, she's like, big girl. They're massive. Taxi Connie Balls, see where she runs. Big ass. In shorts. Yeah. She's big. Was she there?

She was there, she was there. What was the couch situation? Was she hot? She looked good, she looked good. The couch situation. Seems nice. Followed by who? Great personality. Tom Spiderman. Spider, Tommy Smokes. She looked good. The couch situation. Seems nice. Followed by who? Great personality. Tom Skipper.

Spider and Tommy Smokes. No fucking shock. Tommy Smokes the horniest guy at Barstool. He's not even close. He'd be like, she followed me first. Who, Meek Phil? Right, you agree. Tommy Smokes.

Power gap between one and two. Tommy's one. 100%. Tommy? Yes. Tommy Smokes the horniest guy, Barstool. And Kate, Tommy gets what he wants. He already does.

He's not. No? Who's hornier than Tommy? I think Tommy maybe pursues sex the most. He might not be the horniest smokes. No. Yes, he is. Well, does Stu count? All right, so taking out Stu. Yeah, I mean I love the guy but He hosts a podcast

With only fans mom, I think he's surpassed plenty you think so do but Glenn he's not actively like oh I want sex Yeah, I think he's been offered and the constant. Yeah, did you guys all see the clip the M night Shyamalan? That was good tweet Yes, oh, I saw I saw oh I was filled with you guys Tommy did a dating show in Arizona. Yeah, so what let's let's play the clip because it's it's good just to see the the reveal at the end the reveal at the end. A famous superstar. Some would say an A to B to C to D or E or F or like P list celebrity.

Have you guys ever had any experience dating celebrities and how'd that go for you? I'm not allowed to say. What does that mean? I've signed paperwork that prevents me from speaking about my previous dating experiences and or to current and or ex girlfriends of said person about said experiences. Are you allowed to say who the person is? To my husband. So I think I win.

So, but like what, Can we have a hint? All right, here's a hypothetical question. Okay. Has anyone at Barstool dated that person? Oh, I would say probably so. Probably, probably yes. Would you say it's gonna be an all night revival? I would say last night we let the liquor talk.

Oh, what about you? What about me? Yeah, what about you? Uh, I went out with the rigs Never saw that come on Oh, I did not see that coming. So good. Some girls have all the luck. You'd like to just smell her. Just smell her. Smell her lips. Hopefully she has some of the remains.

We got the snake footage. Oh, you do? Yeah. Eddie, it's a time in eclipse You might have to walk me through yeah, let's get the highland here. Yeah, that's Kujo. Okay. Oh, he's cool. Oh hell yes They're dead You really are in an alley He is hissing. Oh yeah. That's an easy choice right there.

Fuck. I don't kooja. Is that what you expected? No, I'm gonna call feet kooja. I'll be honest with you. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. Did you buy him a flower? He gave it to me. Kooja gave you a flower? He gave it to me. Poojo gave you a flower? You left that part out.

How funny to give you a flower, Ed. Poojo. You might even bust a sweat, not gonna lie. They're dense. You had to give one of the snakes a flower. How does he use the word dense too much? Shut the fuck up. Piece of shit.

The brown one is the python, and the lighter colored one is a boa. Piece of shit. Oh god. Can they just be in there together? This is like Uber Snakes. Don't even lose the hoodie do the full Is like uber snakes Okay, just got a hair transplant two weeks ago Eddie you fit in kind of man everywhere to be honest with you. Yeah That's that's a lot smaller out of the box what's the rule you're supposed to put them backwards I don't know if I'm gonna do much you said you pet him backwards backward what would be precious pet what does that mean like you're supposed to have you guys ever seen him pet a dog it makes no sense. What's your petting dog tactic?

They could do everything no his hand like he keeps it like this Totally different you can't trust and then the rest of. Dude, I don't like this at all. I'll be honest. Oh my god, I'm feeling his muscles. I can't believe this snake was real. What's up, brother? What's up? I fucking hate you.

So brother. I don't like this at all, Cujo. Let me get that head out in front for you. Oh, no. Yeah. All right, Cujo. Yeah. All right, all right. Where am I going? Back out of for you. Oh, no. Yeah Yeah Where am I going back? Oh?

I hate this so much Sure yeah That's so fly who Joe yeah, would you mind just kicking those out of there? Oh? Help me, Kujo. Look at this. Nothing to fear. I trust it around my neck. Does that...

Oh! That guy doesn't bite, right, Apoko? Right. Yeah, but it's around your neck. They wrap around you and then constrict, and that's how they kill Lipri. So it would wrap around his neck, is what it would do. It's right there. Right. Half right there. Right, halfway there.

Whoa. If he started constricting, you know that Kujo wouldn't have saved you. He would have saved the snake. 100% I would have saved you too. Did you look at the picture and make sure it was good enough? Or did you take the snake off and like that was fine?

I was just like, we got a couple of minutes. Can I get some B rolls? I'm like, please make it quick. Wait, so he was going to run you 650 for this just having 50 just to get a well, but then the nap Yeah, the nap 65% down to three feels like a nap Yeah, that's kind of if you don't pass at the beginning where he talks about his nap I'm telling you see his car where he just throws it? Yeah.

Yeah, it's... All right, yep. All right, Coug. Coug. I love this guy's name is Coug Joe. That's incredible, Eddie. What a story. I mean, that made the trip.

Yeah, we said, if we don't go to the party, like... Yeah. Yeah. I was... So good. So you think you're one and done on that scene? You get another invite, you go, yeah. I was so good. So you think you're one and done on that scene? Ah. You get another invite, you go, nah.

Yeah, I'll try it twice. Yeah. We'll see. I don't know if I'm there. I don't know if I'll fly out for it. Yeah. Oh, the Steini from Nelk, he was a nice guy. He was there?

Yeah. He came up, he said hello. He's a big Barstool fan. Yeah, and I met him here before, so he was nice. I knew he was trying to get an internship. I don't know if this is, I don't think it's, I think he's probably said it, but he, I think his dad is a, he's from Denver, I believe.

Yeah. And his dad worked with the Broncos, and so Tony Scheffler used to be like, hey, I know this kid. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. His dad's like a big lawyer. Yeah, I've met Stiney a couple times, good dude.

Yeah, he is, nice guy. Yeah, yeah. Oh man,, I've met Sonny a couple times good dude. Yeah, he is nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Man, what a trip what a trip All right guys what else we'll do next fucking present. Yeah, let's get a buzz The jack frosts this is a good good have you had your carrot? Yeah, I shouldn't. There's nothing like chasing booze with a carrot. I'll say, too, my thing used to be to take those ice pops. And in the summertime, I just put them in my drinks. Oh, yeah.

My mixed drinks to keep them cool. That was delicious. I highly recommend someone do Nick's ice pop shot. Yeah. The Jack Frost is decent. Yeah, it is. Really? I'm having it right now.

I didn't brag on the ice pop like it is. It wasn't right now. I didn't Great great on the ice pop like a pussy Go Eddie first ever alcoholic drink to contain a carrot Okay, well let's do serving a drink garnish with a carrot is so funny. Yeah, will you do the the auction Adry because we can well rip into these. It wouldn't be. Or Yankee Swaps. It wouldn't be a Christmas extravaganza without our friends at Pristine Auction. Pristine Auction is your absolute go-to for signed sports and pop culture memorabilia. Helmets, jerseys, game use gear, movie props, you name it.

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to test run the Yankee Swap that we always screw up. That's right. And these gifts will actually be like, keepable and usable. Yeah, right, where's all your... Huh? There's some good ones, I bet. I'm so excited for my gift. I brought a very good one as well. Yeah, but anyway, we're gonna do the Yankee swap

What are the rules? So there's ten there's ten items ten items. There's ten of us with Che and I to Steals max two steals in a nope. I do no nope. I do is god damn it with the nope I do is it the anniversary of the nope I do? No nope I do's. God damn it with the nope I do's. It's the anniversary of the nope I do. You can do nope I do before it's unwrapped. No, here's what we gotta do. Okay, we need a piece, Che, get a piece of paper and a pen. You said this was our test run.

You're immediately making it more difficult. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's pretty straightforward, Brandon. No, I need a piece of paper and pen. Then we, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I do everyone else get a blank piece of paper and one person's the doctor Right and you can't know by do the same person twice right exactly Eddie might not be totally clear on what I know by Brandon if you get no body twice you have to get naked and fuck a pie Or just graze your balls Oh No, that was an option. Yeah, you can see that Nikki smokes Guys, what I nope I do is Don't ask you don't want the answer to all right, so if I recall last year's Christmas special the

verbiage of The what I write down so is just right no Last year Che wrote no on some of them Nope, and then he wrote no I do and then nope And then he wrote nope, I do. And then nope, I do. Jay, write the word. We were all very confused. Yeah.

Nope, I do on two of them. And you leave the rest blank. Blank. Got it. He writes the word blank on them or? No. Oh. Yeah, I forgot.

That was the case. Was last year's Christmas special the beginning of nope, I do's? Oh God, I think it was. I think it was. It was. It was the beginning of the four years. It should have been the case. Was last year's Christmas special the beginning of No Pied Doos? Oh, God, I think it was. I think it was. It should have been the end. Yeah. So I think we just do the wheel,

and we could do, like, a straight white elephant or ye... I don't even know what the difference is. If your name comes up, you can steal something, or you can pick from the tree. That's right. All right. and is it unlimited steals on an item or is it two two two two and so one steal second one closed it off yeah and a nope I do can be used at any time playing that again

that's right to okay it's simple simple yeah we got oh my god guys. Yeah, we got it. We got it. Let's dive in we got it Che here's a question Gotta be fucking shitting me man That that's those are the moments like does Che have perfect comedic time is like what like is that planned? Just naturally curious fella So what if we made the note by do? Just naturally curious fella So what if we made the note by do?

Episode long so you can use it for either Yankee swap well that one will have its own no bite. Yeah This is all a test for this Can I one of the worst questions we've ever had suggest something yeah, I know what the gifts are okay So do you want to put me in whatever position is the worst or something? Cuz I like I know what's what yeah, you go. That's yeah. Is he go last last the worst Yeah, oh, it's first the worst isn't last the best no, but last Last you won't be able to use your knowledge. Yeah, if you if you're last you won't be able to have your knowledge your hands are tied I'll be able to steal whatever I want. Yeah, but everybody's got the knowledge of that First yes, I should go second first gets the last deal yeah second first gets the last deal

Yeah, the person that takes first gets the last pick that's right. Yeah, don't get a steal opportunity Second first gets the last deal last gets the first deal. Give you two. That's right Oh, no second gets the first second gets the first deal you give you two that's right no no second gets the first second gets the first deal who's first gets the last first gets the last deal and it's as simple as that and we're doing a liminator wheel probably you following this Eddie no I'm gonna do a wheel for what yeah I don't know. Just in case. Yeah.

Oh boy. Brandon's cheating. How much? You see my eyes, you see my hands. Okay, what is this paper? It's the worst paper you could, because it feels like bad paper. Yeah, every piece.

The worst paper. Dude, wait, this is the worst paper. Every piece you feel feels like six pieces of paper. How you getting the worst? Yeah, you fucked up, but got the worst paper It feels like you're having six pieces of paper in your hand yeah Jay Yeah with the paper better paper visible paper How do you do that with the paper? I saw a tweet today that said I love you che, but you're the worst yeah

I love Che and he is indeed. That's my whole my whole mantra with him when people ask me Oh, this paper is awful awful awful. Yeah, I say when when people ask me about chain like I love my brother But I fucking hate his guts the absolute I do anything love him and he was I did I not say would do anything for me if I'm gonna bind He might owe you first people I call well. I'm not happy when he shows Ah shit, I didn't think that through Polarizing you are But you're not but you're not polarizing. Oh, it's paper.

Imagine being a tree and then becoming Chee's paper. It's terrible. You're polarizing within yourself. It's not like there's people that hate you and people that love you. It's just everyone hates and loves you. It's not one or the other. It's both. It's the opposite of polarizing. Almost at all times yeah

Was your life always like this? Yeah Che was your life always like this or did you just Did your friends hate you? When did people start hating you? I always just assumed you were with like other Che's So you never There's not another Che's Che adjacents

I just think they were Che friendly situations He got with us and we were the first people to be like dude What is wrong, but this is a che friendly situation, too Did any of your other friends say what is wrong with you? No see I'm saying but also This is a place where che types thrive and people are still what is wrong Again polarizing, but would your would your friends ever be like dude you're weird But would your would your friends ever be like dude, you're weird Not usually sometimes but nothing crazy you just surrounded with chains you got a file at his bachelor party boys and have one Sit on each. Oh, yeah

Shay can you do one Chris Tucker reaction to one of the gifts? At some point in the show. Yes, I will okay not necessarily this round But I will and if you have a note by do you got to do it in the Chris Tucker voice Okay, got it or someone could say che and he'll do it for you. Okay? Yeah, there we go. That's good. I want to hear it. Yeah practice the nope. I do with Chris Tucker che I need you to say it Nope I do Pretty good. That's not bad. Pretty good. Maybe do a goddamn. Yeah. Maybe like a goddamn the tone of goddamn stretch it like that. No, I do. Yeah. What about goddamn?

I do. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Nobody. Okay. All right right all right. Let's spin the wheel or is TJ going first He's going to set how he put his last deal first is the best. Yeah first gets the ultimate steel all right, right? very good, yeah Second gets first deal. I'm excited for these gifts He just said they're fucking sick. I, he's show, he, I know Kay's going long boy. He sent me a list of like 20 and being like any of these not good and they all were incredible. So okay, do you want to tell, maybe pull them out from there so you can see them all. Let's pull them out a little bit.

You go. Oh my God. Is that a, that's a sign guitar. That's a sign guitar. Oh, that won't be hers for long. That's a signed guitar. That's a signed guitar. Oh, that won't be hers for long. That's a signed guitar. You're kidding me. Oh my god.

And, and, and. We need a knife or scissors. You're getting French tonight if you bring this home. Is there anything else it could be? No. A gun. A tennis racket. A tennis racket. A huge gun.

A signed tennis racket on the street. A guitar is this? An electric guitar? Oh my god. Make sure it has a chord in it. And I just got Malisek's piano last night. It looked like elephant. Why are you so excited?

It's going to get stolen. Yeah, that's not yours at all. Is it first the worst? No, because you get to do the last. Well, she can come back. And what else? She might be able to come back. Who's it signed by?

Probably a guitarist maybe Michael Strahan Michael straight, why now say Michael Jordan, okay? It's signed by Post Malone That is fucking Fuck that's sick! That is awesome! Damn.

You did a terrible job of opening that box. Yeah. You minced it. Yeah, you got shit all over the car. A Post Malone guitar? I was trying to be like KB. He opens presents so excitedly. Yeah, I don't know how to.

Fuck. Damn, that's awesome. Holy shit. TJ. Jazz out here, TJ. Get up here. Are you going to do it, TJ? He was already on the move, Nick. Couldn't answer you.

You know what you want? But is the strategy here to get something you don't want? No. Oh, he's going right for that. That seems almost clothed-like. He did know what he wanted. Oh, my God. Oh, that's a boxing belt. right for that that seems almost clothed like did know what he wanted or what it was oh Oh shit signed by whom my boy Joe that's for your grandfather oh

Yes, well that was nice. You teach. Yeah, your grandfather was a boxing trainer You didn't know that oh my god That was nice of you TJ. Yeah, your grandfather was a boxing trainer Fucking TJ go show us your grandfather. This is the best man. Yeah, where's the scally-cat coolest guy ever? TJ pull picture. That's fucking father Also TJ picture your grandfather. Also, TJ, maybe we'll just tell real quick, but we got the hitching Christmas card and me and Mark Titus are on it three times. We're on it three times. Three times. World record. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm on it once and that's the compliment in

itself. We're all on it. Three Walkers and three Tituses. I don't think it's a world record because I was on it four times. Don't think you were. Oh, what year? Yeah. You're on more than Mr. You don't have the's a world record because I was on it four times. Don't think you were. Oh, what year? Yeah. You're on more than Mr. You don't have the 2022. Oh, okay.

World record is this is my fourth consecutive year. It could be four times. You barely made it. You were barely on this. Fourth consecutive year. I wasn't here when his family was here. You were barely on this. It would have been a picture of me smooching his mom.

Just one picture on the card. Yeah, next year. Kate, you look sweet. Goals. You have to start with them on your face. Next year, I'm gonna smooch T. Look at card. Yeah, next year. Kate, you look sweet. Goals. You have to start with him on your face. Next year I'm gonna smooch T. Look at that, Tommy Gallagher. That's TJ's grandfather.

Yes. Grandfather. How sick is that? That's a bad motherfucker right there. That's so awesome. He was on a boxing reality show as a trainer on NBC in the early 2000s. The Contender?

Yeah. Yeah. Sylvester Stallone. Did he ever slap you around? No, not me. Hell yeah. He's the goat would he theoretically Want a Roy Jones jr.. Side belt um I think he's capped out on memorabilia He's like one bedroom apartment in Queens is pretty packed to the brim could he whip every ass in this room right now Oh, yeah, hell. Yeah

He's the goat don't bring his ass out here. I'll deck him. I got a gun. You beat up He's the goat. Don't bring his ass out here. I'll deck him. I got I got a gun. You beat up TJ's grandpa, dude. I'll beat the fuck out of TJ's grandfather. What a badass. Who's next? It all is all it all is gonna be great.

I don't think you can go wrong. No. Brandon. Maybe. Brandon. This is big for you. Did you know that was a good trick? I'm getting mine stolen almost immediately. No, that's not true. Do you want to use my brass knuckles slash knife? So, what are you looking for? What do you want?

I feel like we're looking at either helmets or footballs right here. And a bat. And a baseball bat, right? And there might be jerseys up there. There's some flip-flops. I'm going to go with a baseball bat. I'm going to go with a baseball bat. I'm going to go with a baseball bat.

I'm going to go with a baseball bat. I'm going to go with a baseball bat. I'm going to go with a baseball bat. I'm going to go with a baseball bat. I'm going to go with a baseball bat. I'm going to we're looking at either helmets or footballs right here. And a bat. That's a baseball bat, right? And there might be jerseys up there. There's some flip. There's some. Who?

If you could guarantee that was signed by a certain player, what bat would you definitely take? Oh man. Ken Griffey Jr. Okay. But that's the thing I would want. What if I told you it was? That I would want to open that.

But you would lie to me. Yes. You're smart. You're learning. Is this a one touch rule? Yeah. was that I would want to open that. But you would lie to me. Yes, you're smart. You're learning. Is this a one touch rule?

Yes. I'd like to look and see if those might be jerseys. I'd rather have a jersey. That's a jersey right there, I think. Yep, smart. He is learning. Here here use the knife what do you think touch oh yeah I think it's not just Ken Griffey juniors Ken Griffey senior as well is it me a ham no are you pumped oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh The guard? Not even close Is it the... OH NO NO WAYS I'M BY CHEVY AND CHASE SELL ME CHEVY CHASE

Oh my god I'm by Chevy Chase Chevy Chase? Oh shit Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid AND Randy Quaid Awww I can't take it

I cannot I cannot I cannot Oh no Oh god Oh that is sick I'm doing it Oh my god Oh yeah Oh My god Wow

That is fucking unbelievable Wow, that's pretty good. I'm framing that and putting it up in Eddie's face All right, So it got serious. It's going to look nice on the ground. The problem with pristine auction is all of this stuff is very. Yeah, I don't know. Too good. And the idea of like brand one, the holy grail. Yeah, you know, all the other stuff is better. Right. This will not be the best.

Got to take it. But I'm saying the rest of it's going to be. Yeah, but someone's got to take it. But I'm saying the rest of it's gonna be. Yeah, but someone's gotta take it. The guitar signed by Post Malone has to be worth like a million dollars. Maybe. It's, I mean, I don't want anyone to take it.

I'm excited to see what else there is, but I slightly put it behind me. All right, who else we got? Eddie or Dan, are you guys memorabilia guys? Not really, no not really no each clock autographs. I gotta start at some point I'm a future member Future yeah, that's fucked up random pick out what you want. That is awesome. Oh man Great steel. That's a good piece. I love the blackhawks to fucking love a great. That's a job

I love going to those games taking my kids there Here Brandon That's it. It's a great steal used to have like a movie podcast, too Yeah, just a bit of stain, baby, but it's signed by like a random Just a bit of stained baby bits and it's signed by like a random. Yeah, we're in a big Brandon oh That team wolf what team is oh magic a Magic Johnson sign yours. Oh my god

What that's pretty damn good. Are you happier with that? That's legit. I do love that. I would give this a 9.8, that and a 9.9. Okay. I'm happy with this. Fuck, I want that. That's a sick jersey.

That pops too. Yeah, that's sick. That's framed in Danny's basement. Danny's gonna do that one. Wow. Big Magic Johnson. Can you play that clip? Who is the Batriller, Ken Griffey Jr.?

And Senior. Senior doesn't do anything for me. I'm sorry. It's Ken Griffey Jr. and LeBron James. Yeah, there you go. LeBron James and a baby. Big Magic Johnson.

A baby signed all of this Magic and also What's a baby doing side of memorabilia Dirty as bibb signed really well by a baby. Spaghetti O's thing. Yeah. Do you like babies now? This is the Cheerio.

There's a Cheerio? Dry Cheerio with milk spit up. Sign with alphabets. how do you explain that frame? Yeah, and it's like a little it's like a picture card in the middle in the bottom It's like this baby could end up being someone That's like gambling for autograph baby to sign Yeah, I have a future on that kid ends up being my head shot of a baby That kid ends up being Michael Jordan. That's an incredible... The headshot of a baby.

Oh, that actually is the future. Yeah. Rookie autographs. Getting babies to sign autographs in hopes. Baby autographs. The lottery. That's not a bad idea. I got his autograph before he was famous.

Way before. Why? We actually should start that. Oh, here it is, yeah. Your basement's filled with... You see a picture of the baby, you're just like, okay okay that one. What is he done? Can you tell me? Big magic Johnson. What has he done? Well, yes, he's a business person. He's got AIDS

That's like what might be in my hall of Mount Rushmore internet clips Magic Johnson got a interesting Cooper just trying to be like businesses. Champion AIDS. Oh, the yeah, we should start that. Just be like because people would do that. They would definitely buy like we if we did like a collect collector collectors of like babies like we created it prints and stuff like we'll have your baby footprint it

I'd be afraid of them. Oh, and yeah, it would technically be way better than a rookie card Yeah, right before they're right people would do that right? I feel like it might and it would end up being like Ninety nine point nine nine nine nine nine percent junk, but if it but they have to pay us. Yeah, that's the lottery, baby Oh your pet you're playing the lottery and like chances are like they'll be an adult and yeah something yeah so I took a picture of baby Gronk one day maybe Gronkowski but like an infant signed baseball bat would be so funny yeah and they end up playing baseball what luck Aaron judge

I kind of try to sell that to a pawn shop This is signed by our judge when he's a baby, but even say he goes like d3 and still see how much you can get with yeah, right Yeah, like I bet you like imagine Nikki smokes parents did it like probably sell for like 100 bucks Yeah, yeah, Nikki smoke his first signature. Yeah Like second grade like our projects. Yeah, if I was a teacher, I'd have yeah signing everything Yeah, this is dark But there was this family vlogger family that went kind of viral because they got like their baby molded Oh, and they sold reborn dolls. Oh their actual baby and don't love like

Tons of them and then they would have meetups where they brought their baby to meet Oh huh, oh Baby dolls of their baby, but they made like no they should but they may What is a report sinister? It's like a baby doll But like looks so real that they'll take them out to the grocery store or like around people think it's a real people come up They're like, oh wow, what a beautiful baby just signatures

Yeah, just signatures baby steps just outside of like Boswell. Can you sign this? Man yeah, I Sold I sold some game. Oh, yeah, you did. I think I like almost 300 bucks for that pretty sweet That's a pretty cool t-shirt. Yeah Serious inquiries only I would buy a shitload of Stephen Che baby shit. Yeah. Oh my god Market on the mustard windowsill. Yeah Playing card with a chip of the paint Shorts the shorts he wore with the poop fell out

I forgot about You don't have to short see the shorts. He wore with the poop fell out I forgot about Full poop. Who's that from? Lobster those old lobster giant turds just slide right out of you Who's up? Yeah, who's up? Nick or me Those look like helmets the big boys could be shoes could be shoes. So close to something. Whoa.

He went with the other mistake. All right. Oh, I made a mistake. You made a mistake. Who'd you get? Michigan. Oh, fuck. It is a twenty twenty three helmet signed by 19 players including JJ McCarthy Blake or Roman Wilson Wow Oh, no You said 2023 signed by 19 players big head TJ

2023 Michigan Wolverines helmet signed by 19 players including JJ.J. McCarthy, Blake Corum, Roman Wilson, etc. That's not bad. Pretty good. That's brutal. That's not bad. I mean, I don't know what else is good. I mean, I don't know what else is good. We need a lightest ending up with that somehow.

It might as well be Cole. Yeah. Yeah, you got Cole. Shit in a box. You know me, Michigan fan. An awesome piece. Great helmet. I want him, Brandon, to land on that so bad. Oh. I just would have been funnier than me. He's like, oh, I fan. An awesome piece. Great helmet.

I wanted Brandon to land on that so bad. Oh, I just would have been funnier than me. He's an Ohio State fan. You're a bigger Buckeye fan. Football. All right. There you go. I almost picked out one. No, no one's going to steal it. Well, actually, let me just say this.

That's got to be very valuable. Yeah. me just say this Yeah, you just say this our boss. Yeah, probably love a gift from yeah Oh, oh good boy right here loves a kiss his ass I don't know. I think I'd give it to me be like why are you doing this? Where are you? Who are you? Yeah? Yeah Wait till I get it to Sloan. It's a great gift. He'd probably sign it and give it back to you. Oh.

It's a great helmet. It's just not my team. I think he would love that. He would absolutely love that. It's not even a great helmet though, because it's like a rip off of other schools, like the winged. Like Delaware?

Yeah, Delaware started it, to be completely honest. The Bears did it at Princeton, I think did it. The more I think about it, the more I like that helmet. It's yours if you want it. Give it to Dave. He'd love that move. Yeah, he would. Well, I guess I still have one last chance,

because at the end we're going to do one spin for last steal. That's true. No, we're not. We always do that. We do not. This is the test run, so we can have it. That's standard. The test run doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want. There's always a one last spin for a steal.

Experimental, Brandon. There's always a one last spin for a steal. Brandon, you might end up with the Griswold after all. Yeah, or the Michigan helmet. Or the Michigan helmet. You're the number one college football guy, you wouldn't want the national champions? That's a good point.

No, I would want a real national champion. They want the national champion. Well. Okay. Next. This one is gonna kill me. If this one is something. Che.

Oh, Che. Che, you want a Michigan helmet to give to Dave? What if that's wrong? That's not a bad option. Yeah, it's a great option. That's an awful option read up kidding You can't what they would love he he would love it hundreds of millions of dollars. He would love it Christmas Brandon Yeah, but it's a gift. I want you to give himself a gift

What if that box was Ron Dane that would hurt Wisconsin how it hurt what if yeah? That would hurt Wisconsin. That would hurt. What if? Yeah, that would hurt. Chase going football. If that was a Tom Brady, Michigan sign helmet, would you want it still? Oh, I'd sell it. Is there anybody on Michigan that you would want? Jim Harbaugh.

OK, so you've got to go helmet Sam McGuffey. Here. So that one's a helmet. That's that's the you want this. Oh, chasing the shoe. You want this? That's a big cat worn another jersey. Here you go, Che. That little thing's the okay you want this Oh chasing the shoe That's a big cat war another Jersey little things gotta be good. Yeah, right? Yeah It's not a field hockey Fucking field hockey I think I think I think that you're nullified feel not allowed to take that

Field what what who would sign the field hockey? There's two football Problem with your heart open it right here. This is the one I was gonna pick he said bad he said That could be a bad dick That could be a fuck. I mean that you have to take this gift now. No, I don't I just grabbed it Oh, this is what I was gonna pick Oh, no, it's not a helmet Here's a cardboard box that actually might have to be yours. I think you touched it. Okay

Signed by Walter Payton and Ron Dana Oh Wow Signed by Mike Evans Mike Oh My god, you're fine. All right, so he's never taking that out. We got it. We got out our special guest We gotta bring out a special guest. Oh It was the mentalist he'd set that up for you. Oh special guests.

Oh, it was the mentalist. He'd set that up for you. Oh. No. No. No. No. I kind of believed you. I said so did I.

Where's he at? Che. Che, that's the best. Che. I mean, that was a home run. Yeah, absolutely. I was about to take that. Damn.

You know what this is? No, I don't know what any of them, TJ sent me a list of like 25 that he just he was just like look at this and just Tell me if any are a problem Because I didn't want to know and I glanced at once and said yeah go for it That was a little girl getting a pony on that was perfect. I'm very happy for Shay I really do oh nobody nopes I know that actually makes you feel better too because if I had taken it that box, yeah, he would have taken it. He would have taken it. And then I would have taken this one. Yeah.

But I just hope Jay ends up with that for sure. Yeah. That would suck if I got a steal. Yeah. If you got the final. Because I do like Mike Evans. Who doesn't? Yeah. Thirteen thousand yard seasons in a row. Kate, you might get the final steal. Isn't it crazy that we're all getting the things? I'm not a sports person. I got the guitar of somebody.

I love smoking. He smokes inside. I love Michigan. You love that movie. I love the movie. And you were destined for that movie. Yeah. Love the movie.

Well, he stole that. I mean, he's not what you got there. I fucking. Michigan fan. You're a Michigan fan. Ed, if you steal that, you're locked in on it. I know. It's two steals.

All right. It's Groundhog Day. You're not getting that. It's Ground on it. I know deals all right groundhog. You're not getting that next round hog day fucking love that movie Nikki Nikki to love you Could get you in them do it Nick Wow Yeah, you could get you in them do it Nick Wow So that's two steals right that's locked down unless somebody tightest and I ain't your basketball guy Titus Titus ask all I'm not even doing it to you're a real piece

I mean, Brandon, Oh, I'm not even doing it to you're a real piece. I'm not even doing it to be a piece. You know, you are a piece of shit of all the things that are open. We know everything here is awesome. We know everything here is awesome. Why would you do this twice? I was okay once. Okay, well we do a show together, right? You know, he loves that movie. Why would you do this twice? No, I'm not fucking with you. Why on earth would you do this twice? I love magic Johnson. I love magic Johnson more name he got you there I'm the LA guy I was gonna steal it anyway so it's better go to him so LA guy was still winning time are you taking this we're not live are we Johnson do. Three nine 25. That's good. That's a real punk ass move is what that is.

It's a punk ass move. It's not like he stole from you twice. It's a punk ass move. Before you touch anything, look at this Michigan. Brandon, watch your hands Brandon. Look. So we have a bat, a helmet, and a jersey, but I don't know what that is.

I think you gotta go with it. It's interesting. The thing, the reason I don't want, I was gonna frame the Magic Johnson jersey and put it in my basement and it was gonna look fucking awesome. I already had texted my frame guy. Seriously?

Yeah. Can I see? No. Get another. Brandon, you gotta do the bat. What's the long one, Brandon? TJ told me what all these are, you wanna do the bat. You gotta do the bat, Brandon.

Is that a deck? Is that a skateboard? Oh fuck. Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. Skateboard? Oh, he's going Jersey. He wants a Jersey badly. I want going Jersey. He wants a Jersey badly.

I want a Jersey. He wants a Jersey. Why didn't you take a Jersey then? Brendan, do you have the same frame guy, the pedophile frame guy? What, is it a random infant? I don't know. It's an infant?

It's an infant. Hold on. It's not that bad, but it's not. Oh no! You know who would love this any baby. That's messy when they it's designed Williamson There's only one person there's only one mustache person to blame oh Man you're a fucking cock. You're a fucking cock sucker. You're a fucking cock. This is my favorite part of the Christmas special. It's just one family's fight. About to get ready. You might get the final still French. I see cockly sips

is a career. I was Kermit sipping the tea We got two hands. I'm gonna two hands for this. Oh man, Brittany. You could still have the Michigan helmet Liam can you toss me Zion? It's got any fucking play He's working back from stuff stuff Are we got two left? You're like Clark Gris all the magic Johnson's I Are we got two left? Clark resolve the magic Johnson's Afghanistan Eddie Why don't you take the magic Johnson you said when I had it you were gonna steal

Fucking hates you motherfuckers soap it and soaping. Brandon, he's our guest. I get it. Could be a two foot long dildo. It could be a big dildo. Could be. Or field. Jay, who would the field hockey stick be signed by? Who's the field hockey go? Helmet. Those are the hell. I want it most No, it might be a helmet football. Yeah, it's a helmet. Oh What helmet pop Warner? Who is it? Whoa Oh Whoa Read the inscription on what's it say on it what it's on read what it says

Man I thought it was gonna be to Brandon That's pretty good That's a good piece there. Wow, good pick Ed. Great pick. That's a good piece. St. Grail is unbelievable. That's so good. So good and the merch is good.

The vibes are good. Everything's good. It's pristine auction, it's incredible. Everything is good. Pristine auctions. Incredible. Everything's good. White knuckling the wheel back home with the Zion Williamson jersey. KB! I want both of these really bad.

Yeah, I guess. Go skateboard. Dude! I think it is Board oh if it's signed by T-hawk rune glyph bird rune glyph bird man Kareem Campbell Bucky last not a skateboard or is it oh? board

That's a hoverboard is this oh, J. Fox? Oh, hoverboard. Signed by Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Leah Thompson, and Tom Brown. Christopher Lloyd. Chey, Chey, Chey. Say it, Chey. God damn. Nope, I do.

Oh, Brandon. Wow. Brandon. Chey, Chey, say it. Oh, did you do it? Hey say it say it Time out! Time out! Time out! Time out! Time out! Look back at the text, and you'll see me sitting here panicking,

looking for my NoteBidu, and what did I just text you, Jay? You just texted me. You said, I got the NoteBidu paper, but I lost it. Hold on, Horn, Horn, Horn, Horn. Horn, Horn, Horn, Horn. I NoteBidu! Hold on, let's settle this. Let's settle this. So, the only way that Titus could potentially steal the Note By Do, in my opinion,

is if Brandon, you didn't originally get a Note By Do as well. I have a Note By Do. Did you originally get it? Yes, I had it the whole time. Hold on. No one gave it to you? I had it the whole time.

No one gave it to you? Note By Do is Note By Do. No one gave it to you. There was no rules in the... There was no rules. I think the only... Look at the tape. I kept looking. There was a plane piece. I'm like, this isn't my Nope. I do. How did you get your dope? I do. I think through illegal ways. That's

all I'll say. I think we, I think we reset the whole thing. No, we're not resetting shit. I ran to get my drink. He took my new kind of post. My own guitar. I do. Nope. I do. TJ. I know. I think we got to restart the whole thing. I think we don't. I don't want to give up my mission. I don't want to give up my fucking love Zion. I actually do. He's a beast. I'm pumped about you still got a great Jersey. I got magic. Yeah What movie is this What even is this? Only what the fuck you you got a post-war guitar Picturing the Biebs office even he loves movies. He would think that was so cool. Oh, man

Oh, he plays guitar have a nope I do I Oh, man, please get your have a nope I do You've been a real piece of shit this old I fumbled it and I scooped it Titus can I ask what's J Fox's signature look like Look like a seismograph Yeah, I see it right there a heart monitor a fuck It's from a bag. Yes, that is incredible back to the future to is the movie that is so to go home and watch it See you proceed. I mean I like Zion a lot Fucking

Beast Nobody cares I'm willing I'm willing I'll be the bigger man. I will admit that I got my nope I do through ne-pie do. He stole my no-pie do. Nobody cares. I think I'm willing. I'm willing. I'll be the bigger man. I will admit that I got my no-pie do through nefarious me. How? Where was it? If you want to invalidate all no-pie do's and reset where we were. No, you can't invalidate them.

I will do that. No. All right, Brandon. Did you get your no-pie do through nefarious ways? Not nefarious at all. Was it yours? I was given the nope I do. When I borrowed the Zion from Brandon,

I folded my nope I do into the jersey. That is how he chose to use his. I think it's all fair. That's how he chose to use his. We all got fucking awesome gifts. There's no losing here. These are all sick. Kate chose to use his.

Who's getting the fucking bat? Danny, there's still a pick. Or you can pick something else. Oh, the bat. Or you some oh the bat or you can steal No, you can't steal. I know I feel bad stealing from you guys. We're about to fight What are you talking about Danny if you watch this show? We're about to fight anyway No worries the whole point of the gift swap is we fight each other Danny you like baseball What do you like you like back to the future too? That's not a baseball

That's not a baseball bat That's like a roller. They use bats in baseball to roll a wrapping paper I can't be from a baseball game. That's not a baseball. Come back to earth with us here. All right. All right. Danny wants a guitar. Put the knife down. I was in the Christmas spirit. All right. All right. I mean I'm really eyeing that guitar. McCate's going through it. Oh boy. You like Post Malone? Yeah, you love Post Malone. I do like him a lot, but I can't play the guitar. Wait, it's not a playing guitar. It's signed by Post Malone. You're dumb, dude.

Well, I mean, I feel like a fraud hanging up on the guitar. Dan, stop. Where'd you go to college, Michigan? Hell to the, hell to the. Yup, and you was gonna do it. Hell to the. Make a move, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the,

hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, hell to the, Make a selection. Alright Kate, you can steal. You can steal anything. I also have a note by do. So I feel like you can take anything. That would be the second time that's stolen. Once, twice. That was once steal. That was no buy do.

That's not steal. Note by do is not steal. I don't trust you guys. Kate, you just did it. What if the bat's like Sammy Sosa? OK. That'd be good for Titus. Fuck, it's human nature to just want to open something. It could even be a boat.

I've had a few drinks. But Kate, you know what that is. It's a baseball bat. I know, but it's cool to open. You said you wanted for Beeb's office. Might still be field hockey. Kate was ready to do something nice for the Beeb for five seconds.

I know, but then you know what I'm talking about You're not gonna know hey, you know like that words Take this I on My veins are sticking out of my neck what is accidentally page wrap some wrapping paper I We're sticking out of my neck. What is accidentally page wrap some wrapping paper? I almost I almost texted Nick like 10 minutes ago Hey if I'm being annoying we text me a siren because I've had a couple but it's too late. Oh, you're not His tape was carrying a heavy ass box this morning and I was like I'll let you put that box down Let's talk and she said oh my god. I'm so so baseball bat

No kidding, but I feel like this could be something big mark and McGuire I don't follow so much anymore Kate I'm sensing a trend that you stop watching baseball. There's a 39 Pat burl Scooter Jeanette Hit that grand slam sorry I bet on baseball He died he just died he died you can't you can't make more though. I know his name Sorry, I bet on baseball really right. Yeah, I swear to God everything. Sorry. I bet on baseball p-rose

This is cool as fuck. Yeah, I know these are all the coolest items. I've ever seen Yeah, I've always wanted to miss. Yeah, we're going to be picky about these items. Oh, they're fantastic. All of these are retired legends. Imagine you break into my house and you get beat with the Pete Rose bat. Come on. Hell yeah.

All of these guys are immortal. This is cool. In Michigan. This is awesome. I thank you for seeing auction. That was great. That was incredible. Brandon is really, really upset.

Brandon, now that you've seen them all, which one do you want the most? Because we still have one still left. Redraft. Oh yeah, we do have one still left, but let's say if we were ranking them. Number one is Griswold, number two is McFly, number three is... Ricky Williams? Magic. Number three is magic. Ricky Williams is super underrated. What'd you get? Post Malone. I don't like Post Malone.

I mean, that might be number one. Number one is Griswold, number two would be magic. Griswold is awesome. Griswold's one. It's already been stolen twice. Number three would be Michigan, but unfortunately that's third for me I thought it was gonna get stolen. So whoever whoever's take whoever this has been stolen twice, right? It's safe No, no, everything's for the furthest. So every lands on is taking my Griswold Jersey

What do you mean? We're doing one? I should have one steel. I should one spin. I didn't I didn't ask for it. I know I felt bad for you one, one spin. I didn't ask for it. I know, I felt bad for you. One steal, one spin. KATE. Kate. Oh, my god. Kate. You know what it is now, and you get whatever you want. You get your hover board.

Where's that Griswold jersey, dickhead? Oh! Oh! Oh! Fuck. I'm being a little bit of a grinch. I'm sorry. I bit of a grinch. I'm sorry oh I already take my dad

It doesn't matter you said you want the hoverboard so bad bad. You know what Kate? We put all backfire on you. Uh-huh you want to trade? Rose is a great dad. I'm fine with that. Yes, I'll trade you. Thank you You two have been the worst! How does he and I have been? We're gonna live online forever. No, we ran the freaking roll with the no buy do. We knew what we were doing the whole time. Ran and I are gonna trade too.

Oh! We need to trade as well. That's not neat. Uh oh. What the fuck? What character is that? I don't know who that is either either Grinch or Shrek Surprise cast This is a Kate move

This is yep, you've done good. You've done well today Kate. I'm afraid of What is going on? This is yep, you've done good. You've done well today Kate. I'm afraid of Thank you, thank you Grinch thank you Grinch Thank you. It's gotta be it's gotta be that's gotta be who Jim Carrey. No, there was a Thank you. Oh Caught on the mic How did Titus do this? I don't know Titus got nine steals the pink one How did the Grinch know my name?

Wait Kate what did we do? All you had to do is take the hoverboard all you had to do and you fucked up our days You know you do take the hoverboard you ended up with the hoverboard hold on Grinch. Sorry Hold on, Grinch. Sorry, Grinch. Oh, you have to take the hoverboard. Shut the fuck up for a second, Grinch. Hold on, Grinch. Hold on, Grinch. It's done.

It's done. It's done. Sean, let the Grinch. He stole the Griswold jersey for no reason. We sat next to each other all year. But you could have ended up with the... You just stole my name last week. Mark.

That was a real dickhead move on your part. I thought it was tight, as I said, for people in Indiana, that's a bold name to name their kid. Grinch, if you're looking for Christmas cheer, you came to the wrong place. I'm going to buy on you that Griswold. Thank you. Those are smarty candy canes. If you put them in your pants pockets, they'll have smarty candy.

You got to talk to Mike. Come here, Grinch. They can't hear me? Yeah, there you go, Grinch. Oh, okay. What I was saying is those are smarty candy canes. So if they put them in their pants, they have Smarty pants. Oh!

Hey! So wait, Danny is right here behind, right here. Oh yeah, microphone right there. So you're with the number one Grinch fan in the world, Danny Conrad. He's probably freaking out right now. I'm a little star-struck. Wait, Danny, get him to sign your guitar.

Oh, can you? Perhaps you got a green pen Don't be afraid you want the grinch decide you love the grinch If you love the grinch so much Which one are you mimicking? Jim Carrey, original cartoon. He's the great question. Get the pen out here. Did you play for the 2023 Michigan Wolverines? I did not. I am from Michigan. You're from Michigan. That makes sense. Yeah. Check it out. It's not a green. I hate the grinch to sign all of them. Starting with those two. Yeah. Yeah. Sign the Piro's that. Sorry, no, no. Yeah, starting with those two. Grinch. Yeah, yeah. Sign the P-Rose bet.

Sorry I stole Christmas. The Grinch. The Grinch cites all of our favorite. Yeah. Well, they said, since I cleaned out Whoville, that I needed to check out Yakville. Oh, wow. Well, thank you, Grinch.

You're welcome. What do you think? They said, well, and I live in a cave, and they said it's like the ultimate man cave plus cave. You're welcome. What do you think they said well, and I live in a cave and they said it's like the ultimate man cave plus Kate Brandon so your heart grew a bunch Brandon did I've been seeing a cardiologist Did you feel that expand in your chest? Yeah? Oh All right, I was eat., all right. I will see. I've got, so am I twice as loud if I do this? Yes, definitely.

Danny, sorry bud. Come on Danny. Danny, don't do it man. Come Danny. Don't do this. Come on Danny. Just sign your ghost can, get a ghost can. Oh.

What about you sign your PJs? You got a filter. Oh, okay. Grinch, how do you feel about tunnels? Is that a euphemism for something we found a tunnel in here a tunnel is an escape tunnel Lead to Mount Crumpet Should I leave the microphone? Yeah, you should see it. Show the Grinch. Oh, OK. Show the Grinch some. All right. Should I leave the microphone here?

Yeah, you'll love the Grinch. This is pilt for you. OK. Make sure you check it out for real. Show him where we're going to do the skateboarding. Oh, yeah, all the way at the end. Yeah. Mm.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Guys. Guys. What are we doing? He's such a nice man. No, Kate, that's the Grinch. That's the opposite of a nice doing? He's such a nice man. No Kate, that's the Grinch. That's the opposite of a nice man.

He's like the nicest man. He doesn't know. He's, I'm my anxiety. He stole Christmas. There's a roof right now. Please don't do this. No, yeah. Oh yeah, we're locking him in there.

Why don't you hover on over there McFly? He's gonna McFly me. Why don't you go stop it? If only you could go back in time to stop it We're gonna Is going in the tunnel gate oh god, he's gonna feel like we're proud. He's on a prank show. We're not a prank show Oh my god, Danny wait Danny come on There Over there No, I don't want the Oh

Where Danny goes Danny got a secret hatch Oh my god, what's the Grinch has a gun I mean that'd be scary seen him walk towards you in a tunnel Take the push them in oh No, oh Didn't even sip any oh we got sangria disgusting Don't get it on the Zion Jersey, oh Decay to say the Grinch is a good man. Yeah He's a good man. So did Kate brought the Grinch. She should French the crunch. Yes

She should French the Grinch coming home with green all over her face Wait you've never been in the tunnel, huh, it was terrifying being French. How was it Grinch? No big deal It was terrifying being trapped. Grinch, how was it? Grinch? No big deal. Grinch was unfazed. Oh, jeez. Grinch was unfazed by the tunnel. All right, so Grinch, what do you got for us?

I gave you candy canes. What you got for me? That's a good question. Michigan? Michigan helmet? Magic Johnson jersey to sign? Do you want me to sign it magic or Grinch? No, I don't want you to sign anything.

That's the Grinch. The Grinch is significantly more famous than Magic Johnson. That's facts. I have more merch. I don't think he is. You think that? No. Magic Johnson is more famous than the Grinch.

Wrong. No. Heavens no. He depends on what circles you travel in. I think Magic Johnson is more famous than the Grinch. There's more Christians than Magic Johnson's more famous and there's more Christians He's got AIDS well Grinch might no way Grinch has AIDS I think you should. I think you should. You were traumatized by being locked in the tunnel with me. Maybe sign your blade, Danny. Yeah, and the child cancer he had. Oh yeah.

Danny did have cancer. Sit on his lap, Danny. Oh, what was your first? Magic Johnson? I need you to sign this instead and if I change my mind I'll strip it off there and put it on his back. And is it Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and

then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Danny and then it's Magic Johnson. I need you to sign this instead. And if I change my mind, I'll strip it off there and put it on against my eye. And is it Danny N-N-Y? I-E. It's not. It's D-A-N-N-I-I. There's a P in there too, somehow. I-I.

A little hard over the I. Yeah. Oh, or mean. The Grinch is mean. You're right. Sorry about the cancer, Danny. I'm not sorry. I'm not right, sorry about the cancer, Danny. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry.

Yeah. Happy about your cancer, Danny. Are you having knee surgery too? They keep asking, everybody keeps asking me about knee surgery. All these young kids. Knee surgery? Yeah. What?

Having knee surgery tomorrow. They all ask me about it. Wait, there's a meme about the Grinch? The blue Grinch. The blue Grinch. What? What? What's the blue Grinch No, they come up and they say we're having knee surgery tomorrow, and I really thought that's a mean first time

So kids are saying that to you. They are a lot a lot. Oh They're broken man What did you do? I didn't start anything. What it did Understandably, mr. Grinch by the last name Grinch before we get it's hard to write with these hands. Uh-huh Handicap the Grinch is a little family friendly. Pop-tarts, you know what I was just thinking about? You guys remember the Pop-Tarts mascot that got put into a giant toaster and devoured in last year's Pop-Tarts Bowl? The internet went nuts.

Well, I just got some insider information that's happening this year. I'm not going in a toaster. I went in a tunnel. But with the new twist that's even wilder this year, three new Pop-Tart mascots are joining the party. It will be competing to get toasted and eaten in this year's pop tarts bowl Yep, it's exactly how it sounds three pop tart mascots enter one gets eaten and we'll get to witness it Alive at the game to get fans in on the action pop tarts is asking them to vote for which mascot They think will get eaten at the pop tarts bowl for the chance to win a piece of the winning edible Mascot and a year's worth of Pop Tarts toaster pastries.

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Oh no. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch.

I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch. I'm gonna use the Grinch have ears? I don't have ears. I'm a gingerbread man. Okay. Yeah. You're lucky. You wanna play one on one?

Ooh. Grinch, you wanna play one on one? What? Basketball. I did see a green. A green soccer ball. You should, yeah. No, out there there's a green,

hold on, I'll go get it. Green what? Green what? What? Oh, sorry, green. Green footballs. A green basketball. Oh. Yes, there are footballs. A green basketball. Oh.

Yes, there are. We have a green basketball. Titus, get out there. What if he just called you out? What if he don't call you out? What if he fucking does? No, he just called you out. What if he don't?

It's actually Kyrie Irving. That is a sweet man. He's so good. I feel bad for shutting him in the tunnel. Yes, he's. No, I do not. He wasn't there at all. Listen, man, it was with him. Sweet man, but a tough man. If we're gonna go forward with the tunnel. Yes. No, I do not okay

We're gonna go forward with the tunnel bit we have to have no remorse I put Nick Coletti in there without a camera. Yeah, that's true Were you on the phone leaving the office last night? Yes. A little buzzed? Yes. How much money did you spend on it? I overheard her Grinch phone call. How much fucking money did you spend on it? I don't want to tell you. No, this guy rules.

It was a good surprise. I love the Grinch. How do we get rid of him, though? I don't know. I keep, I don't know if you guys noticed, but I keep asking what else you have for us. He's a stripper. He's a lovely man.

Kate, what did his description say? He had the smarty pants joke. All right, Grinch. Notice I keep asking what else you have for us What did his description say he had the smartypants joke all right Grinch the original thing that I found online that I've never heard I guess just ask him Okay All right, Grinch well we have more we have more gifts we got to open so we're gonna say goodbye to you This has been awesome. Yeah, thank you, Grinch. You're the best, Grinch. Marty's not gonna take this well. Did you not want that?

Oh, do you like Zion Williamson? Sure. You don't know who that is, do you? Me neither. It's okay. I'll keep it. All right, thank you, Grinch. Thank you, Grinch.

Thank you, Grinch. Grab a glass of sangria, Mr. Grinch. Yes! I mean, you can get whatever you want. Let's get a fucking hamburger. Please grab a drink. All right, thank you Glasses sangria mr.. Grinch yes, I mean Actually stay if you're gonna if you're gonna booze my name's Todd Off the who has thank you Grinch The thing I had initially found that I had never seen before oh, yeah, oh yes

Hug will hug will Can we get Kate, please please please well Please please please well Grab his ass. I'll take a picture with Then I'll think that's a real holiday we want Kate just said I swear we lock everyone in the tunnel Don't worry we do that anybody else anybody come on you guys are chasing lying if you don't want to photo I already took one Come on

The original thing I had found online that I went to book have you ever heard of a slow mover Oh, you know you can book somebody for several hundred bucks Who just they come in the back of your party and over the course of an hour they just Sue all right, so we should book The back of the time yeah, we should look yeah book one and put them in the back of the tunnel and they just slowly move Yeah, you're lying if you don't a picture. It's like that a human DVD screen where you're waiting for The Grinch was worth it Kate for just the clip of him walking down the tunnel. That was such a good. I'm not kidding I'm not kidding when I saw that I was doing the wrong door, and I saw his head peek down the hallway. I my stomach Yeah, the fact that he was experiencing zero fears like what are you doing over there?

What meet your hero's you yeah, what was on the description for the Grinch sure I said Here's the thing we miss out on he's like a 20 year trained mime. Oh, he's like a professional mime But I said I said well Grinch makes more sense I said can you do some mime stuff while you're here? And he's like not when I'm the Grinch like he is very in character as whoever he is separate church from state But apparently he's like a first I want him to here as a mime and like Just boop around Our duo My work and for a podcast

I love that. Yeah, that was great They have a slow mover cowboy also it kind of was the perfect timing because we were at a very fevered pitch on that And now everything settled we move forward The hoverboard was beside you this has a heft to it hoverboard was beside you and you went over stole something else and then Ended up with the hoverboard. This this is cool we've been being seat mates all you two have been real assholes and I apologize I shouldn't have stole from you I should await it till the end that's what it should have done but you've been a real real asshole I have acted only in my best self-interest isn't that what an asshole does I've done nothing to hurt you Brandon good point only to help myself good point

Let's open some more fucking yeah I got a and all the other gifts are over there, right? Yeah, I just got a I got a forgot to bring mine in I'm what we go through whatever. I don't know if you all know what mine is but oh here oh wait so wait no no then we shouldn't have you bring it in well it needs to be with the other gifts well we got to have we got to close everyone's gonna close their eyes with what oh right cuz I it's wrapped yeah right but I don't see what where the gift is when it's placed right cuz nobody oh that's Brandon they're all let's all close our eyes and we won't notice. You won't know which one it is.

I'm gonna bring it in. I'm gonna take a piss. Someone do a, someone do the Draft Kings read while we- Everybody else close your eyes. Draft Kings, Draft Kings, it's somewhere. I see it. You alright Kyle? You alright?

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or Google Play. Oh Kyle, you can open your eyes. Sorry, I've had a few. Oh, this is a sarcophagus? This is a Robert E. Lee statue. Yep, just how I left it. Is it a giant King Tut? It's a worm. I have no guesses.

It's shaped exactly like... Wait, you guys know? Yeah, I'm pretty good at this. It's shaped... It's a tough one. It's the exact size of what it is. I'll be honest. A lot of things are this size. Name three.

We're all going to be fighting to not be left with this. A basketball? That's a great gift. Danny, it's not a baseball is it? It's a little much. You guys like that one huh? There's one up against the wall behind the tree as well. Oh wow. Jay's getting it.

I lied, Jay's not getting it. Yeah, that one's heavy. Oh! Huh. This one is just very heavy. Hmm. Oh, oh boy. It does kind of look like a sarcophagus. It really does.

It does look like a mummy, a wrapped up dead person. Shay? Is there anywhere better for that? Just lay it on top of the Robert E. Lee statue. I like that we all use different wrapping paper. Yeah, we did. Makes the room pop. We did, because we all definitely wrap these ourselves.

Some of us did. Yeah. I want to give a shout out to, because Paige didn't wrap this, Ryan. He was wrapping today. Ryan wrapped this gift I gave. Oh my god. This took a while.

Ryan is a fucking. Wait, how do we know that's yours? Oh, I just heard he wrapped it. That's all. I'm so excited for another Yankee slot. Ryan's a hard worker. Yep. The last one went so well. Next year, TJ, for the Christmas special. Three?

Three Yankee Swaps. We got to do three Yankee Swaps. Just so Titus can break three hearts? Yeah. Yeah. It's so much fun. Yeah. He just used you like a problem.

Steven, we got to do no-buy-dos again. The Grinch. The Gr Grinch there's ten gifts I write everybody sees there one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten there are ten yes damn I haven't seen a Yankee swap this crazy sense Cody Bellinger to I hate you now Kate Everything you said is fucking bullshit Mobile X the new app base hit it already. Oh You're gonna. Oh long. Hey. Yeah, we did wrong. Oh nice. So all we got left is body armor and

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Body Armor. All right, once more we go. So we need to get the no body. No body is distributed. Yeah. Better paper please. Yeah. Oh I just sent had a picture of this. He said he's going to. What does this mean. French kiss my asshole. Oh.

Nope. You lost a friend. Sorry toots. I was going to kill. That was the one. That was it. I was drinking out jail free. That was your 11 team parlay. She paused for a laugh right the fellas are mad She scanned the room There was even a wait for it it'll hit Chin up kid Did he actually say that She wrote that joke Thought it was gonna crush Alright, no matter what gift I get

This joke will work I have the French kiss my asshole in the back pocket Look at that Somebody get her a glass Somebody get her a drunker Oh no Kate Sam I like that we do all these Oh no. Wait, oh no. Damn.

I like that we do all these shows too. Like back to back to back right before Christmas. And then Kate's just gonna sit at home on Christmas. What did I say? I love it when Kate cries. It's the best. I thought the room was gonna explode. But that in turn was so much funnier.

She thought we were all gonna just like carrying her out. Like Newt Rock me. He's got a kiss. But that in turn was so much funnier. She thought we were all gonna just like carrying her out. Like Newt Rockney. Hey! He's got a kiss! Buddy Ryan and Mike Schicke. You did it, Kate! You're an asshole!

All right, all right, all right. That's that. She wins, because that in turn ended up much funnier. Yeah, it ended up being a great moment. Yeah, yeah, that's sick. The paper did not improve at all. No, this is awful paper. Awful paper. That might as well be. And what's the deal with French kissing? Oh, Eddie, how are you? How are you enjoying this? I feel great. I'm, like, sitting back and I'm watching.

Yeah, you're getting a peek at the dysfunction of the show. I'm not a drunk. The dysfunction of the family. I'm enjoying it. It's gonna get worse before it gets better, Eddie. You want one? Hey, cheers, guys. This is fun. I love you all. I love this show so much. I'm having fun, though.

I love all of you. Oh, this paper. This fucking paper. His paper sucks! Actually, yeah, Che, you're on my naughty list. Yeah. Hey, let's do a paper where you don't know, Chay, you're on my naughty list. Yeah. Hey, let's do a paper where you don't know if you have a thousand pieces or one single piece.

All right. So, same rules apply. All right, let's run it down for the people again. Kate had Dangerous Sharp for $100. Eddie had Experience for $50. Brandon, we don't know which gift is his, bigger than a fridge for $50. Brandon, we don't know which gift is his, bigger than a fridge for $400. KB had LGBQ for $500.

Che had sticky for $200. Nick had one of one homemade. TJ had possibly offensive for $250. Danny had cool as fuck slash mind blowing for $0. I had flatter, flat $1,000. Titus had annoying for $300. I love it. Just grab your Grizzwatchers.

Are those still in play? For the steals? All right, are they Good spot first is best brandy the last deal Branching take his own wait who went first last time. Hey, okay. Oh, yeah Whoa, oh Same rules if your hand touches it you have to mm-hmm. Yeah Did you guys go good gifts or bad gifts mine was homemade one of one so bad

Open for interpretation it's not bad mine is incredible You got a baby. You got a baby. You got a baby. You got a baby. That's a good guy style. You got a baby. That's a decoy to make him pick it. Is it signed? Wait. That's a good guy style. Oh. So I accidentally misread it.

I thought it. I thought the gift was danger-ish. What? What the fuck is your problem? Wait, were you drunk when you read it? No, no. Wait till you open it. Danger-ish.

Oh boy, pause for laughter. Oh no. What is it? Rodney, Dangerville game, no wait till you open it, Dangerish. Boy, pause for laughter. Oh no, what is it? Rodney Dangerfield game, no respect. Yeah, that's good. That's a great gift.

Wait, what is it? That's actually hilarious. That is funny. That's very funny. Explain it, what is it? Dangerish. It's an actual Rodney Dangerfield board game from like 1953.

That's actually an awesome gift. And it's, so I said Dangerish, Rodney Dangerfield board game from like 1953. That's actually an awesome gift. And it's, so I said, Dangerish, Rodney Dangerfieldish. There's one other part of the gift that did not, it's like says it's here, but it's not here. The doll was to throw you off. I'm so sorry. It did. But that game has all the original,

it's like a real game you can play. That's actually awesome. Yeah, that is cool. Yeah. You're the Rodney Dangerfield guy? It was a little exciting. But it's awesome that you got it to start. Yeah. That's a awesome. Yeah, that is cool. Yeah. You're the Ronnie Dangerfield guy? It was a little exciting. But it's awesome that you got it to start. Yeah.

That's a good start. Yeah, a lot of people will steal that from you. Brandon, can I say something to compliment you? Sure. You're learning a little bit the Yankee Swap. You're not getting excited about your gift, knowing that. I knew what not to.

I knew things I didn't want to. But if he shows excitement, Titus will take it. Yeah. I will say. If I want it Like a coffee table like under a coffee table. I feel like it's like a talking piece. I want to play it Yeah, it's a race for the top and yeah now that you say Kate. I want that badly I have to have that and I will steal that Okay, I must steal that

The games called no respect Supremes yeah, what's the premise yeah what is the premise it can't be fun dangerous ish dangerous TJ J take a second again damn we go to jay's it lands on me I'm taking chase bucks helmet what the fuck did you get Nick you still on say the kayak was yeah so good it's fantastic you would do is that all the good you know they're making me feel like I'm an idiot for not knowing what he said all

what all sevens yeah what are you drinking oh whatever this thing is am I the only one still know I am I am no we're around I've been pound pound of the second drinks to pound brings my fourth sangria. He's been in pound town fifth maybe oh You count the spill it's so fucking heavy TJ said it's very heavy. Oh this one's my homemade one of one You guys remember on the yak we talked about this oh, it's my homemade one of a homemade one of one We talked about this on the yak. Yeah, this is making a! This is my homemade one of one. Homemade one of one. We talked about this on the Yak. Yeah, this is a making a one on one one of one item and This is it

It's tungsten. It's a cool knife catch I Is the yak ass fuck coin 50 pounds. Yeah! TJ, hold it up! TJ, hold it up! Holy shit! Yeah, fuck! Hold it up! TJ, hold it up! If anybody sees us in public with that, and they reveal that, they get to fuck our ass.

Oh, I love it! My boyfriend's gonna be pissed. I'm glad you know that, man. I'm sexually attracted to you. TJ, hold on to that. Don't let Denny know. I might want to steal that. I can ass fuck any of you guys. And then if you see us in public,

if you have that on you, you can ass fuck us then and there. You could probably sell that for a lot of money. I sent it to Pilar as a prototype. That's good. Yeah, that's fucking cool. That's fucking cool. That's good.

Love it. That's good. Love it. That's good. The worst part is that I know genuinely we think that's the coolest fuck gift. I know. I might steal that. It's a heavy ass ass fuck coin. If someone carries that around, you have to let them fuck. But they're going to get so strong carrying that around, they're going to fuck you so hard. And also they probably could just hold you down

Is that a replica ass fuck coin? That's one of one. That's it. There's never been another one I got in my uber today Pop the trunk Okay Pop the trunk. Oh, it's so good. Okay. Yes. I'll take the big one. I love wrapping. I mean, you know you have to. That was built for you.

The big one? Yeah. It was made for you. It was made for you. It is. This is me. It's mine. It's mine.

It's bigger than a fridge. Why are you? Bring it closer to me. Take it to your chair. Let me just take this to my chair. All right. Oh. All right. Oh.

Ride it like a bull. You know what it is, pal? It's kayak. Kayak, dude. Holy shit. Kyle. Yeah, dude. I know. Holy shit! Kyle! Yeah, dude!

I know! Wait, what is it? It could be anything. Is it another assfuck coin? You could have just wrapped the kayak. This might be a bad idea. Where we find a box around it. Ryan did it. He did it.

Great. Is that used? Oh, no. It's new. Yes. Oh, that's a $1200 kayak I bought used for $400. Holy shit. Do you have a kayak? Whoever wrapped it,200 kayak I bought used for $400. Holy shit, dude. You have a kayak.

Whoever wrapped it, they could have just. They could have, yeah. Just wrapped it. I would have put it in a bag. They could have. Kyle, take it out there, man. Yeah, dude. Take it for a spin.

You know what? There's never been a kayak in the tunnel. Oh, we should just keep it in there. Kyle will enjoy this out on the lake. Can I ask a question? Have we ever had a kayak gone down a staircase here? Oh. No.

Me and my family love kayaking. I don't know how we're going to get it to wherever we need to be, but thank you. I'll get it to where you need it. Yeah, this is awesome. I got it. Take it out to the court. I had it delivered here.

I'll have the same guy take it to your place. Who's the same guy? Same guy, man. I don't know his name. Was it Facebook marketplace? I don't even remember. Can I give a dumb suggestion? Brent, is this your kayak?

That's redundant, Kate. The show can't end till we get a picture of all of us on the kayak without touching the floor. Can't we just sit in it? I'll be naked at the time, Kate. Oh yeah, you'll be naked in the kayak. Brent, is this your kayak? It is not. Brandon. Did you kind of want this for your lake? Uh, I? Considered it

It's the old town, huh? Yeah, and what are the specs on it? Is it like a one-foot long person 12 feet long one person or two good-looking kayak? I don't know. It's nice No, I did I bought it. It's it's it $1,200 I got it for 400. Where'd you find it? I found it. Oh, it's an old town Nice guy an old town vapor X Bigger than a fridge you guys agree. It's bigger than a fridge. Yeah, deniably you crush that rule and you got it for 400 Were you at the transaction or no I was Good God great guy. Oh, yeah, Kyle watch out for the ass coin great fucking guy. Yeah. Yeah, Kyle looking good

That's a big ass. I Way to go TJ where you gonna keep the ass fuck coin I? Mean I might auction that off. Oh no! Oh no! Just because you homemade it doesn't mean I can't sell it for a profit, right? I got some, uh...

I bet one Cliff DeMartino will throw some pretty penny money at me for that. And he will carry that around. We actually owe him a little bit. Is Cliff pounding Nick at the laugh factor? He's fucking my ass. Up on stage. Hahaha! That'd be great. The good news is you'd see someone coming with the ass fuck coin.

What? You'd see someone coming with the ass fuck coin. Yeah, yeah. You could outrun them. If you're interested, hit me up. I might maybe sell the ass for the AFC. I bet you could sell that for... Alright, we'll talk after this. Yeah, but then they would just stalk Kate. Just, dude.

Waiting outside your place. Kate's like, you say it like it's a bad thing. He fucks your ass every morning. God, it'll suck. I don't French. No, it'd be tough to get right into it. I'm bad too. I'm gonna grab. Like, I've had too many. I'm going to grab one more now.

Have a couple. Have some more. It's going to get counterfeited, though. Yeah, I have a chip on the back. There will be copies. Yeah. Sammy. Woo!

Mm-hmm. Good one. What is this? Cooler. Oh Cooler oh not the cooler though. Oh something in the cooler who said this What is it a nice experience Experience getting the meat sweats You got's a wet ass tip card. You got them wet? Why'd you put water in it? Was there already water? Oh, no.

It's the used cooler. I apologize. Was nobody else pissing in that cooler? There's ants in it. Is there actual ants in it? There's definitely dark residue. I apologize. I didn't wrap it.

My gift card's all... It's warmed up for me. You gotta go alone. You can't turn it on red. It's the only rules. Yeah. Yeah. And the fried bananas.

Yeah, fried bananas. Yeah, from the salad bar. Going alone to Fogo de Chow. Table for one. I'm taking White Sox here. That's quite the life choice. Yeah, it is. This place is the best. I didn't choose it. It chose me. It's quite the life choice. Yeah, it is. I didn't choose it. It chose me.

It's great when you first found out about Fogel and Schell and you're like, this is the greatest place ever. And then you go like a third time, you're like, okay, I've had a lot. You guys are really getting me psyched for my Christmas present. Kay, try all of them. I am. You don't have to tell her twice.

Be French kissing, Maya. We're saving that for our tenth anniversary. Whatever. What do you think, it's Steve? Big things come in small packages, so why do you have to have bags in a thing? Okay. All right. What about the small package?

Alright, he's gonna go with the small bag. It's not a package. He's going with small packages, so I'll take the medium size bag. I'll pass on his package. If only there were a small package. Mike Evans! That can't be. D'Shaun Watson! Oh no!

Is that the sticky? That's potentially offensive. Potentially offensive jersey. D'Shaun Watson. Oh yeah! I don't know why I said sticky. But is it potentially because it's a Texas jersey? That was a little... Sticky works. Yeah, sticky works too. I don't know why I said stick, but is it potentially

Sticky works sticky works, too Yeah, you gotta wear that oh, yeah Dude you made out like a bandit yeah, that is potentially offensive. Who's it signed by that was too big Well che put it on let's make sure it fits that would have been a funny jersey get signed by the Grinch Go and wear that Nice That's a good potentially offensive gift yeah, that's really good yeah, oh well Steve look good Welcome that distributed to all local authorities, but

Five gifts left boys what's Thousand dollar gift thing got yet Who knows that doesn't seem fucking kayak right here to be knows for no it is not 400 thousand dollar gift is flat damn good kayak too. Yeah It's not been taking it so the coolest fuck zero Zero dollar gift is still out there too. Yep. Oh boy and mind-blowing And annoying right and annoying and LGBTQ This is gonna be a three-part gift cuz some of them things did not arrive yet But I did hit 500 on this like last year when you gave us cologne

Now this is a $500 with a homemade cologne All right, yeah, that's the gay one L heavy actually oh Lesbians love kashi Love it It's true it's true. It's true. Who's this? Grinder Dude I had a Raptors degenerate, but it hasn't arrived yet

Lesbians love muffins to elsewhere. Yeah Raptors degenerate I need it is it on its way Raptors Ellen degenerate Why Raptors? Waterpolo I just wanted to sneak this Fresno State water polo Nothing against Protein muffin protein brownie lesbian as hell $100 cash why had to hit the 500 and then that's the big one $300 spa day Wow

Oh, wow, I gotta be lesbian as fuck. That's pretty good Grinder in the spa day And then the generous My Raptors, I thought it was sick. You made it custom. Yeah. Oh My god Yeah, you did I mean the Raptors just generous Jersey's gonna be How many custom oh you made it Unbelievable There's so many places like they don't deliver by the time

they say they will. No, it doesn't happen. Oh, that's good. You can never get a timely raptor degenerate. No. To the bath house? Very frustrating. I've never thought about it.

Lesbians love Kashi. They do. And muffins. What is Kashi? It's good, so You wouldn't know. The sneak disc to Fresno State Water Polo. If you have any respect for yourself. That's something I piss one off.

Come at Kyle on Twitter. Fuck you, I'm not a lesbian. You gotta prove you're not a lesbian. Any objections to cracking open the Kashi? No, we're gonna have to pass it around. Put it in perspective, I did something Chief would eat. Oh, no. Yeah.

Yeah. Objections a crack and open the kashi up. Yeah, we're passing around Put it in perspective added something chief would eat. Oh, yeah. Yeah Who's next we can't leave till we finish a bag of kashi in I can't help that I'm going for the flat Yeah Oh, I can't help it. I'm going for the flat. Yeah. Oh, good on the cost sheet. All right, careful opening it. Oh, wait. Oh.

Careful opening it. So this was $1,000. It's actually a little more. Wow. We're doing steals, right? Yep. Wonderful. This is a little more. Wow. Here we are doing steals, right? Yep. Wonderful. This is,

I mean, Kate. A little more. Wow. Here we are doing steals. Just open it for us. That's all you gotta do. Show us our gift. Thank you for doing all the hard work for me.

Right. You probably need the knife. But be very careful opening it. Yes. It's somewhere on the ground over there. There we go. Careful. Kate's a Marine.

She can figure out a knife. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. The other way. The other way. The other way. Flip it. Flip it.

Actually, it's a damn. OK. So this was commissioned. Whoa. Oh. For $1,000. Oh. I'm not telling you.

Hey. I'm telling you. Okay. What's wrong, right? I don't know. I didn't look at you. I didn't look at you. Chill.

The Grinch passed out candy canes and had nothing else. Oh, yeah. I kept on saying that. I had nothing else. I had nothing else. I had nothing else. I had nothing else. I had nothing else. I had nothing else. I had nothing else. I had nothing else. I had nothing else. I didn't look at you Chill

The Grinch passed out candy canes. I had nothing else The costume was great That's all he had but then make up a strong. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's a damn good costume, but then yeah That's where it kind of ended. Did you hear him do the echo in the tunnel? No, I'm an idiot You're an idiot. He did it. Yeah Be careful rapping Of duck I have a dog unless it is Did you commission Chels yes chill, Chillin' with Chels. She did it very quickly.

The biggest one she could get. Oh my god. It's the tunnel! It's the tunnel painting! Oh my god! Look at that! Oh my god! That thing is awesome!

It's so cool, man. Perfect. It goes on forever, too. That's our Mona Lisa. Chillin' with Chels is the best. That is awesome. It's so cool, man. Perfect. It goes on forever, too. That's our Mona Lisa. Chilling with Chels is the best. That is unbelievable. If you ever need a painting, hit her up. Put her socials up, TJ.

She did one for me for Christmas. She did? She's the best. What'd you get for your wife? So I hit her up. Did you hit her for my wife? I hit her up on Thursday, and I was like, I need the biggest one you can do, $1,000 budget, the tunnel.

Oh, she's so good. Look at that. And I got the sign in there. I want to hang that up in the tunnel. I know. I got the end. Hey, go check out our painting. Yeah.

Yeah, please do. Go to the end. Bloodman, make sure the door doesn't close on her. Bloodman, don't lock her in. Seriously. I didn't take your Speedo. I didn't take your Speedo. Oh, if you can't find it, I guess

it means you're going to go fully naked. This studio's a mess. That painting rocks. That's so good. That looks exactly like the tunnel. It looks exactly like the tunnel. Yes. Yes. That looks exactly like the tunnel. It looks exactly like the tunnel. Yes.

Yes. Ha ha ha! She's stuck in the tunnel. All right, let's spin the wheel for how long she stays in. Yeah, start with 100 minutes. What are those? TJ's mom's cookies. I want one.

I said that like a jingle all the way. Like the Grinch. Phil Harpett. TJ's mom's cookies. I want one. I said that like a jingle all the way. Like the Grinch. Phil Harpett. TJ's mom's cookies. She made gluten-free ones for Nick. Oh, hey, dude, I'm about to move. There's a bunch of brownies in the front, though. And all these cookies. No, not for Titus.

She might stay in there for a really long time. She'll apologize for staying in too long. She asked if she could go in there. Yeah, she did. Someone should have said no. I have your question. Yeah. I want your honest opinion.

Yeah. Did you like the tunnel painting? Yeah, amazing. You don't want to punch it, do you? Yeah, you don't want to punch it. I mean, I do want to punch it. I wouldn't mind hanging it up over the door and try to wily coyote people. Just saying.

You're still in there. Yeah, I guess. All right, G.J. spin the wheel. Oh, wow. Pretty cool. I'd fall for that That's me the biggest compliment for a painter somebody Wiley coyotes Three options Oh Mine's still out there you you want to take mine. I think annoying sticky And I love you. I bought my cat you would feel the generous rappers annoying coolest fuck my blood for zero

Okay, yes That was the right call annoying annoying You'll need the knife to open that and to kill it They found the drink table Oh the knife. Che took the knife. Oh, sorry. I'm going to put this above our bed. Who's is that?

Nick gave it to me. I did cut myself with it immediately before we started recording. Which end is which is a little confusing. I'll be honest. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. What you got? Oh Got oh

You got to put it together fuck That's annoying that adds to the annoyance nobody's ever sound cooler. What is that? Wait? What is it? Horn gun oh Hell's a horn gun? It goes perfectly with my Michigan helmet It's a gun that you Fucking loud as fuck horn that you could just carry around and we have lasted That you could just carry around and we have lasted. Oh, you got it. Yeah, Liam, please So it's like four air horns at one yes, it's like a oh my god, it's like a train horn yeah

What we're like the reviews of that pretty good They say like Luke Luke a lot of he caught finish that Lego No, Luke couldn't finish the ten of like a page okay a lot of uh he caught finish that Lego No, Luke couldn't finish the ten of late in a two-page. Okay a lot of five stars fuck yeah I aired him out The Lego Pokemon yeah Luke struggled Well, then you can put that together. I'm excited for that. That's good. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I think it's very loud I haven't't heard it in person But I watched a YouTube video was very loud. Could you use it like self-defense? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, oh, I want to do it in the tunnel. Oh my god Fuck that guy and we could send like a nice email like hey, we're sorry to interrupt that guy's call

Just send us an email whenever he's on a call That guy, fuck that guy. And we could send like a nice email like, hey, we're sorry to interrupt that guy's call, just send us an email whenever he's on a call. Yeah. Go in there. So we know. Yes. Why don't you just share his calendar with us? So we know when to not make any noise.

The boss horn. Was that a horn? All right, who's up? Was that a horn? Alright, who's up? Nikki! Nikki Nikki! Nikki Blutman? Where are the two left?

So it's either cool as fuck or what? It's sticky. Cool as fuck for free or sticky for how much? This looks sticky. This looks very sticky. Why do we think it looks sticky? It has Che's name on it.

It's 50th come. Congratulations, you have selected a sticky gift worth $200. What's stickier than getting lubed up all over your body? That's not what it says. It is. Unfortunately it is. That's slick. That's not that's slick Chae will purchase this once we figure out who gets it. Thank you Chae. There's a okay a sweatshirt, so Next we go to this massage expecting to get sticky. Yeah

No, you don't What happens on a massage. No, you don't. Sticky? Hey, what do you think happens on a massage? Am I going to bust? Put that Deshaun Watson jersey back on. Sticky? Where did he get you? He had Deshaun Watson and bought a massage. Oh, a massage. Nice.

A sticky massage? Thank you, Steve. A sticky massage, Steve. You had a massage before yeah Yeah, that's like smooth though the opposite sticky it's like people want to shower after change is sweating his ass slides It's they all you up, so they're Chateau knows what he say what stickier than a massage Horns coming together. There's nothing stickier than a massage.

What's stickier than a... Goop slime. Who didn't get a gift? I didn't. Oh, you can steal. I'm gonna steal. As much as no disrespect, Danny, I'm sure the school's fucked. I have to protect my own ass and take the ass fuck coin.

No! Smart, smart. Smart, but gay. Wait, so that's TJ's. Yes. Yes. Um... Assfuck coin.

You just never know. You can't be too sure out there. Somebody might break into your house and that's the only thing they took. Imagine if they tell that to the cops. Yeah. You're searching through it. You're like, oh, no. Did they take anything valuable?

Yeah. Am I Clark Griswold jersey still here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. There is a trinket if a stranger sees me and presents it. I'm going to take the painting.

Oh. And now we're back in the same spot. Are you kidding? Kate, you can take anything that you see, I'm gonna take the painting trick. Oh Now we're back in the same spot Hey, you can take anything that you see or you can open up The box. Yeah anything that you see everyone give me a photo 50 bucks to fogo to chow and a cooler a $200 I have the ass fuck coin Does a reminder and he has the $100 milk and honey spa and tell us kayak We got a kayak. You're not gonna believe I don't like people touching me. Oh my god. Oh That's it. Oh boy. Oh, so do not point this at a microphone

You're not pointing this don't point it at a microphone talking to you guys I felt it my legs Talking to you guys All right, oh don't put in a microphone take a choir of horns like a thank you page Horn oh man wow that's cool Oh my god! That's good. That's a Metro Horn. Wow, that's cool! Titus, that is annoying. That's annoying as fuck. You know what would make it more annoying? If you got to the office early to take naps. Someone woke you up with that.

You are a real... Oh! You could have been talking about anyone, Brandon. Viva La Dan? And she's opening the door. Oh, you could have been talking about anyone bring evil a damn And this is Danny's free cool as fuck yeah, I'll need to do some major explanations after this It could be cool as fuck I'll be cool as fuck. It'll be cool as fuck, right? Shout out Matt Hankel. He made the first couple. So those yak thumbnails. Mm-hmm He was just doing it for fun at his desk. Okay, all right, but what's in the box? I made those two or

Got there Kate What you got there, Kate? A crack pipe? A crack pipe? How'd you get that for free, Danny? A yak pipe. Danny. It'll blow your mind, because look what else is in there. It's crack! Oh my God, Kate, it's crack!

You gotta try it. So I had zero dollars, so my only currency was favors As much as I think I could pull off a heist I wanted to make it plan B however my my first one was fucking Wait a minute really far away somewhere. Let's let's be like hey Can you make sure nobody touches this? Thank you, Danny, thank you Kate I Have two more cool as fuck slash mind-blowing gifts coming they had a bail last second So now I owe to other people two favors for no reason and you got crack and shout out wait

You have your truck dealer shout out. He's not gonna have to give shout outs. This is my favorite. This is my currency Shout out ignite glass. Oh It really does say yak is is like melted into the oh very cool. Thank you Hey, there's so there's cooler coming after break They told me the last minute that they couldn't ship it in time, but it's still coming anyways ship it in time, but it's still coming anyways. Yeah. Oh, no, they're showing them. Whoa, TJ.

Steve is going to be sweet. They're watching it. They would have known. I have to say shout out Ignite Class, Ignite Class Events, JoePay, underscore art, and Freddie Melts slash Ignite Team. Thank you. Big shout out. Big shout out.

Freddie Melts for this crack. Cut it to Mel's jake. I had that thing ready. It's beautiful. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] Ha ha ha. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] All right. Ha ha ha. You gotta hide that on our white socks where he's dancing.

Oh, he'll be... Ha ha ha. He'd be the only one to not even notice it. No, he wouldn't react. Ha ha ha. This thing rocks. It does. Shout out to Matt Hankel for the react thumbnails.

Oh, man. Oh. That's a cool device. So, should I tell you what I have coming now? So I was talking to a certain coworker of ours and it was like Thursday and he's like, yeah I got this last minute while we're in Minneapolis. He's like, it's not coming in time.

Jeff D. Lowe just got a 3D printer and he's printing out a YAK house logo. Oh cool, cool! Yes! Then I have another friend, and I said, hey, Jeff Yellow's got back to me, he's my best friend, shout out Dan Flood, 3D image isn't gonna come, and he's good with carpentry. So I said, can you build this one?

He said, yep. I didn't know that this changed from 430 to 7. Oh no, so was it coming like now? I was gonna have to go pick it up after the yak But I had no time I had to go home rep my gifts. Why do we change it? I don't Everybody wait so is it ready? No, it'll be ready One yeah, we have a 3d printed one coming a wooden one call that's

We were almost gonna have a glass what a. Wooden yak house, a crack pipe. This is fantastic. Wow. That's cool as fuck. We might have to start our own museum. I wanted to make it a perfect Christmas, but bad timing. That's amazing, thank you.

Just make sure you smell crack pipe, please. Wow. Oh my gosh. First person can steal. Yeah, last steal. Any no-pi-do's? Well, they're gonna wait until I steal this Um, uh, first person steal. Yeah last deal any no pie dues Well, they're gonna wait until I steal this and then they're just gonna do it for me Hmm Che and TJ TJ what have you gotten there? You've got I have you know have the painting che what have you got? I made the Sean Watson sign

Can I painting fucking rule can I simply pass yeah? worse What do you what do you have well? I have the Rodney Dangerfield game in the Chucky I? There's a shirt coming to a shimmy are you sure passing no? I'm stealing the painting Wow two steals What are you gonna smoke her crack with them cuz that was stupid what you should have I mean you should have stolen the yeah you should wake you up every morning yeah you're not gonna do it every morning yes oh we're gonna wake you up and I'm gonna fuck your ass I would

rather be woken up before Morning Brandon, I'm gonna fuck your ass Take your crack Okay, good seal so you have the painting? I'm gonna steal Kyle you said there's $100 cash in that LGBT to LGBTQ bag. Yeah, you want the grinder admit you want the grind You want the grinder admit you want the grind? I want the degen and yeah, you'll get that to the Raptors degen. I'll take the LGBTQ bag Just say it was a de rosen misprint

Can I do a nope I do for that back yeah It's quick and he's learning. Back in. All right. So we got to spin. Well, I just have nothing now. Oh, you got to steal something different. What did you have that you just were going to give Eddie? No, you have the Rodney Dangerfield.

How? Yeah. Because Brandon stole your painting. Yeah, because Brandon stole your painting. Oh. So you just keep the Rodney Dangerfield. How? Yeah. Because Brandon stole your painting. Yeah, because Brandon stole your painting. Wow. So you just keep the Rodney Dangerfield. There's also a Shannon Sharp t-shirt coming. Oh, sharp.

Dangerish and sharp. Nice. Hypothetically speaking, how did the NoteBites work? You can just pull it out. Just pull it out. I'm just asking for a few. Like you want to just take my Michigan helmet? Yeah.

Oh, we should have been heard from all back then. We're going to. Just asking for like you want to just take my Michigan helmet I we're going to oh Alright so this is for the last deal of this Yankee swap Oh no. You gotta be fucking shitting me. No. Oh no. No. I don't wanna steal, I want the ass fuck. Okay. Yeah, you can say no. Yeah. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. I wanna steal Mike Evans from Jay. Yeah, okay. Che. From the last game? Yeah. No, I'm good with where I'm at.

I'm just kidding. I just want to see how Che would react. Okay, so the question is... I just want to get a rise out of Che. Laughing to keep him trying. We did two successfully Yankee swaps. Should we spin the wheel just a yes or a no, and if it's yes, every single gift goes back in the middle?

Yeah. Start over? We can't start over. I don't know. No. Every gift. Every gift. Every gift.

Every gift. In the auctions. From both auctions. Both auctions. Every gift. Everything goes back in the move. Yeah, we just fucking Yankee swap. It only makes sense. Yeah. No, the options from both both both auctions It only makes sense yeah, I think we have to you're pushing me off me getting naked I'm done Oh my god

Yeah, are we all in for this no yes, yeah That's a good point. Yeah, it's all worth it. All right, wait. Who's not in for it? I'm not in. I'm gonna be with Brandon. Okay.

I like to ass-fuck in the Grizzled World. All right, so then spin the real wheel, and if it lands on Nick, Brandon, or Titus, then we won't do it. No, what? No, no, no, no. Listen, listen. It's a two-part system. Nick, Titus, or Brandon, we're just not even going to do it.

If it hits any of us, then we're just going to spin the next wheel. You got two chances. The end question. I feel like you're making it a little difficult. You really don't want this helmet. No, I don't want this helmet. Nick, Brandon, or Titus?

Oh, no. Nick brand or Titus? Oh, no. We got to spin. Oh, yeah. Now we got to fuck. Are we doing? Yes or no. It's been. And when we redraft, we have to spend one last time to see if we re redraft.

Why are you taking over the whole fucking thing? We all want the lesbian gift package. Yeah. Last time to see if we re-redraft. Why are you just taking over the whole fucking thing? We all want the lesbian gift package. Yeah. You're salivating at that Kashi. I do. Oh. No.

My god. All right, let's just make it fucking quick. All right, Simmons. We don't have to do it. We don't have to do it. Simmons, I'm joking. Simmons. Brandon, you know what?

Instead, you have to say Because you threaten to leave us all the time 30 seconds of something nice about the whole room The whole room The like all of us and genuinely nice genuinely nice put up the clock no I Don't like this okay say something mean yeah me no no no he needs to be nice cuz he can't he's always no always mean to him I know he's gotta be nice to us mm-hmm say something nice never said anything nice to us wait where's the clock clock is broken Okay ready set

Go And you're really good on that. You're funny. Dan, you're a really good friend to Jerry. Ready? Here looks good. Kyle. Great. You're my favorite Titus. You're not that Not that big of a fuck Fucking hate it here watchable That thing should be illegal yeah, we're gonna get like the cops call yeah That has to be illegal right like is that a homemade thing you bought off like Etsy TJ put me on and then I googled him. I was like this is incredible, and I had Dan in mind I was like if one person on the show could end up with this black mark gotta be Dan. It's gonna be great I knew the second you saw that you were gonna steal it. This is gonna end up in Dan's hands My life is gonna change forever. Viva la Dan

You got the board people stand You're just sitting with an ass fuck in your lap I'm the most powerful man at this company to be honest with you Hey, you can do whatever you uh. I agree with whatever you say. I owe all of you. It's like an episode of Black Mirror. I want to send somebody into a restaurant with the gun hidden, the sound gun, and act like it's their ringtone. Text tone.

Oh man. Alright Brandon, let's see that dick and balls. Yeah, say this respectfully after. Should we do the malice and gauntlet and then... Oh, yeah. No, I want Brandon to be cold naked. All right, hold on. Oh, no, that'll be hard to blurt. Is our last ad...

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But I think what we've found is, we have promised for a very long time to do a 12 hour episode. Oh yeah. When we can finally do it, I think it should just be a series, like six Yankee swaps, and then at the end of the six re swap She just keep

We just never end I'm cool with it we could have we could we had it would fill up it would fill up. Yeah How did the what's the origin of the 12-hour stream the wheel just said it someone when we hit a hundred thousand subscribers Oh, that was our our subscriber goal reward. Yeah. How many do we have now? A little over 150. So if we get to 200, we will do it. Yeah, for sure, for real.

Like, we're serious this time. 100% serious. All right, so. Gauntlet? Gauntlet. A Malice at Gauntlet with everybody in goal Yeah, I guess we could keep one. I'll stay back Yeah, you get naked and then yeah, once we finish the goalie party can finish the rest of it But yeah, let's just not let him score for really long. I'll be so mad if he does quick

I know this we can't fuck this up. How could we right? I don't know Have to link arms No, not only garms just no Right? I don't know. Have to link arms. No. You have to link arms. No. Why? We have to use our hands.

What do you mean? That's crazy. Why would we link arms? We just completely guard the goal. Danny, why is linking arms? But that's just essentially a wall in front of the goal. You guys aren't thinking right. Me?

You should be able to go straight across. It's not that big of a goal. But I wouldn't link arms. You need you need your flexibility, your mobility, your agility. Getting your hey dudes on big cat. Alright. Everybody's getting ready. Somebody needs to probably move the, well they don't need to move the kayak. Of the canoe? It's a, it's kayak, not a canoe. That's fine, yeah kayak not a canoe I Bought the kayak for $400 from Clif D Martino. I just want to allow you being short about that I wasn't being short about it. I was just trying to be defensive. I

Was trying to be defensive because I didn't want to make it seem like I didn't put any effort into it I did put effort into it and I said I reached out to Cliff I said hey man, you got any ideas for this? And he said, yeah. And he helped me get it. Cliff's the guy that gets things done, you know? All right, Milosek, you about ready? Yes.

Blutman has the horn. Blutman is ready, everybody in goal ready? Everybody in goal ready everybody in goal ready Kyle and big cat both left Kyle's back all right Kyle's back in goal Nick is sneezing I didn't drink very much so I'm pretty lucid right now. That should be enough, right? Well, there's alcohol involved, so we're all peeing. I could just take the hoverboard of the Griswold right now, right? Correct? TJ, you can still have the Yak painting.

I'm going to put it in the tunnel. I figured. You can still have the danger field game. I don't, I don't want it. I think Kate's a bad. Okay, all right, y'all ready? Jake? TJ?

Yes. Three. Have him take a sip of ghost energy, please. Jake, we need you during this ghost energy, during this, we need you to take a sip of ghost energy before you get started. Do we have any? Right here. All over the place. Yep, Get you a sip of that right there. Ghost

Energy. And after you get your nice big sip right here, I'll count you down. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right. So, uh, it's kind of hard TJ to do it solo. Skip right over the top. So he's really going to be with Gruden, huh, in Tampa? You think Jake will do well in Tampa, TJ? You can just sit this one out, TJ. I got it.

All right, on to soccer. On to soccer. Got one past the wall though, that was crazy. He's gonna score. Kate, get back in there. Get back in there, Kate. What is this? He's gonna, he's got to move.

Oh no, stop it. He stopped it with his feet. My fucking scalp. What are you doing in here, Kate? He got me right in the top of my head. I can't lose any more hair lines. That sucked. All right, he's he's he's packed up Titus is taking

Titus looks cute as a button. He does. He really does. I thought he was a reindeer for like an hour. That's because you're dumb. I really am. Dumb man. All you had to do was take the hoverboard.

He really smoked me in the face with his first kick. I didn't see it. Do you see how red the time is? Oh, yeah. Wow, you got a red head. Yep. He got me. This is pointless.

Yeah, this is dumb. Should I give him a lifeline pick one to come out? God no. Hell no. He's moving. All right. All right. Fuck you.

I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try.

I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. There's no chance. I will say he probably needs, I'm not going to get that, but he needs better rebounders, that's for sure.

Jake, you're probably just going to have to like hit one, like take them out. Not touching that. Like physically take them out and then kick. His dog is not gonna fuck him tonight. No no well the dog never fucks him Kate. Douche. Eddie has him move from that spot. Next outside the goal. Next list right now. You still drunk? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm actually still drinking. Yeah. So what's the best drink? Silly move. This Andrea has been, yeah, I would pay 30 bucks for this at a fancy hotel.

Pat and I French and we went to fancy restaurants and. Oh, a score? I think that might've went in. They're saying that didn't count. Che looks scared to death. Why's Che got his hands up like he's boxing? Che told me he's like, take your glasses off, take your glasses off.

He's like, take your glasses off. It's really gonna to hurt you. Why the hell does Che have his fists up? I think we haven't appreciated how much time in the goal Che's done or something. He was very serious to me about broken glasses. All right, 40 more seconds. A full yet.

Malzach sucks at this. Yeah, he's not good. Not good. Oh, he's trying to sneak it. He's trying to sneak it. That's Marish soon to go full. It got in! It got in!

Let's go, Jake! Oh my god. Oh, is he a lefty? I don't know if he knows. Oh god. It's hard to tell which way this guy swings, isn't it? My god, I don't know if he knows It's hard to tell which way this guy swing isn't it he just swinging for both sides, isn't he? Is he considering that I know he's still What are you doing?

hard fucking sporkle impossible trigonometry yeah yeah yeah yeah good one and then re-change it in element yak grab bag same name find a sporkle that's like things women like ways to be likable on the internet oh my god alabias that was legit fun my forehead is still ringing? Your forehead is his first kick smoked me in the fucking face

Che is the most unconfident goalie I've ever seen here. We go. I'm not sure this is legal big cat It's a sack. This is the holidays for you wait Titus use the ass fuck coin. Oh Reset it to malice a Wait for spork just when he thinks he's out TJ's TJ's editing He's a really hard sporkle and then Titus is gonna ass fuck him when he gets to like eight Just when he thinks he's almost there. That was so much fun. That was nice. Come on, Jake!

You ever see those videos of like, the Japanese videos where the professional soccer players playing against like a hundred of them? Oh yeah, I grew up that. Have y'all ever seen him shoot a basketball? No. It's pathetic. It's so bad.

His form is so stupid. UGH! Oh! Oh! Yeah. Oh! Oh, it's a is so stupid. Oh Oh, oh It's weird little y'all. Oh, oh, oh you're gonna need no he's not Jake sleeve those Damn he's actually got a decent time. He's not gonna be the worst. He's beat people that are trying their hardest artist oh don't put it oh no oh all right have a seat have a seat okay all

right oh my god no no start with the d3 over dx3 oh Oh my god. All right, yeah. Two? No, you can go to another random quiz. OK, next one. Next random quiz. OK. Oh, Yak Holiday themed. Kwanzaa? Titus.

No chance on. Oh, wow. I give it to him. Oh, Marv Harry Corn cob pipe Like you wear that do you? Button nose he's good and Man's a rusty no

Some eyes, I don't know eyes made of coal. That's what it Gimmel Hey That's eight All right, yeah mouse like your games ridden with the asphalt corn he's like I thought you'd never Yeah, mouse like your games with the asphalt corn. He's like I thought you'd never Reet that's about to that's okay. That's text without French No, no, he's not in there. Oh, yeah. All right ten time. God damn it. You wanted a 715. Oh

sack 715 How you feel Malicec? Sack 715 how you feel malice a cat? Remote to the poor good work road to the horn. I was gonna horn him put it right next to him Who did he beat that didn't have any malice? We love you, man? Yeah, this is Great time in Tampa box, man. Yeah, don't forget us idiots Yeah We're gonna miss our goalie be power able do you have anyone in mind to replace yours goalie? Connor Connor Connor's work. Hey, I'm giving this whole Gruden experiment with you three weeks. Yeah. Yeah

You might fire him Well, if it doesn't work out with Gruden, you're always welcome back here. Really? No, no, he'll just start at the very bottom. Yeah. Yeah. Answering to intern Jake. Yeah, I'm just mad. Yeah, you're intern Jacob's assistant.

Intern. All right. We love you, Malasek. Love you, Mal. Hi, Malasek. Well, you don't leave. Why Malasek? You gotta go.

Want someone to go out again? Yeah. Right? Yeah. Are you doing it? Am I? Naked? Or am I just being naked? I think you could just be naked. I'll just be naked. You wanna run it naked? You want me to go now? Yeah, I mean we should finish the show. Let's spin the wheel. Yeah, but it's gonna take me a minute to... Clean your butt. The butt's clean, Kate. You've had me worried. I've been in my mind about my butt all week. He has been.

I've been freaking out about my butt. You need a minute to go clean your. I don't even fart anymore. I will do a little cleaning. TJ, how long have we been going for? 250. Oh, love it. What did he say?

Hell yeah. TJ, for this wheel and this wheel only, I think we just put on one sliver of Naked where Brandon would get out of it and whoever got it would have to get it. Okay there. I think that's fair That's that is absolutely fair. I did not clean my asshole. So you have one chance. Where do you want it? Yeah, you pick where you want it Brandon. Where the fuck do you want? You want us to put it? Yeah, you pick where you want it Brandon. Where the fuck do you want? You want us to put it? Tell us where you are and we'll put it there put it between dry three and dry four Man if you hit this all time, oh I'll freak out Where you want me Oh man, if you hit this, this will be all time. Oh, I'll freak out. Where do

you want me to put it? Oh, thank God. Not even close. Actually, so far, you should not double naked. Double naked as it was so far. We should have had double naked on the other side. Now we just don't blur it out. What is double naked? What even is double naked? I don't think I was fucking censored.

You don't censor it. Double naked. How did he have to do this? I don't remember. It was pretty weak. It was, so he almost- He made a naked bed. The handshake bed.

He almost had to do it on Thanksgiving. That's right. He got hit on a one out of eight wheel six times in a row, seven times would have been naked. Yeah, I offered him $500. So the seventh spin I said, if it lands on you, you gotta get naked. If it lands on anyone else, I'll give you $500.

And he took the deal. And then what happened? But then on another episode, we went to spin the wheel and he was like, we already spun the deal. And then what happened? But then, on another episode, we went to spin the wheel, and he was like, we already spun the wheel. And we were all like, no, we didn't. And he was like, yes, we did. I swear on my life, we spun that wheel. And we were like, no, we didn't. And then you were like, if we spun the wheel,

you have to get naked. And he was like, deal. And we did not spin the wheel. That's right. So, it was his own doing. Like everything on this show, as soon as it's presented into the world of this show, if it doesn't happen in that moment, it's just going to happen eventually.

Like, say, naked or assfuck coin. Mm-hmm. Like, those things just end up happening. Inevitable. Makes sense. Someone will get their ass fucked. Oh, it's happening. Yeah. DMs are open, by the way, if anyone wants to buy this on me.

Oh, man. I'm willing to negotiate. This has been very fun. And then I do have a gift for Brandon to make him feel a little better here. He's got a Magic Johnson jersey. Big Magic Johnson. I do have a Nope I Do. Oh, do save it.

If anybody wants to play it. Save it for when Brandon gets a gift from TJ. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, you're gonna want this. Yes. I'll do it then. I'll do it then. Oh, you're gonna want it?

He might quit. That's perfect. Three nights, 21. And that's what the holidays are all about, man. That is gonna be, by the way, for everyone who wasn't watching the show when we did, we came up with the idea we're doing a funeral for Brandon. Oh, yeah. A full funeral episode with a hearse.

That's a hearse, right? I have bagpipe guys, too. Oh, my God. The whole officepipe guys, too. Oh my god. I got the whole thing. The whole office will get to do eulogies. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. I'm gonna miss him, man.

Yeah, I'm gonna miss the fuck out of him. All while he's in the casket, right? I'm gonna miss him. Can we get a tombstone? Yeah, are we digging a hole? Y'all's sports is getting a great college football guy. If we could in the backyard have like Brandon's grave. We could get a tombstone.

Definitely dressing like Paul's arrow that day. This is going to be so good. We got to put like the powder on him, like dead people. Yeah, like in a western. Or it could be closed casket. I don't know how bad it's going to be. I think we shot him in the casket and Kareem made him. Oh, what if we do a Viking funeral in the tunnel?

Oh, with the bow and arrow. We light the casket on fire and roll it down the tunnel. I like that. Mind you, we got to recreate the memes and everything of dancing with this casket. Oh, yeah. What if the tunnel became like our catacombs? Yeah. Mummies.

If somebody dies. Skulls and... That'd be pretty good. We're about to see him naked? I think we should hype him up. What's the YouTube thing on pubes? I mean this We're gonna blur a lot of this is probably going to be blurred unfortunately. Yeah, you've been holding a crack pipe the whole time

It looks like you already hit it He's the outfits that he's wearing are, his balls are going to be out. He had it on over his clothes. The dick area is not big. It was way more narrow than I thought it would be. Yeah. I gave him a couple choices. There's a reindeer, there's a Santa, and a snowman.

The snowman had the most coverage, but was fully see-through. Well, that's hardly coverage at all. It was the widest, but it also was the most see-through It's a real conundrum to take the coverage I don't know what I would pick either. I've never really thought about it But I rather have my dick pocket out out of my clothes or be in completely clear clothes? Oh my god. I'm excited.

Oh my god. That's exactly what Brandon looks like too. It'll look just like that. I'm excited to see him fully naked for the second time. He had the Santa Claus one earlier over his clothes and he like assessed it and he said, I said, is this gonna cover? And he said, can you go upstairs and get me a mrs. Clause wig. Oh

cubes to cover the pubes so we may have Extra coverage over that but does he have white pubes you think yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's the one how many people buy that seriously? Zero yeah, Oh kibbe zero some horny ass people out there. Yeah, that's a gag gift if I've ever seen it Yeah, cuz I'm about a gag when he puts it on He's taking a long time It doesn't take long to get naked. He's pacing in the Compton Museum. He's staring himself in the mirror now like M&M and 8 Mile before he went on stage.

Put the candy can in your pants and smarty pants. That's all he had prepared. Kate, Kate. That's all he had. How much was it? Smarty pants. And he said it twice. You booked him.

How much? He put on the makeup. He spent more time on the makeup than the material. I know. That's all he had. How much was it? Smarty pants. And he said it twice. You booked him. How much? He put on the makeup. He spent more time on the makeup than the material. I know. And then he walked in and he said, uh, the smarty pants? Well I'm here.

Kinda. He was gonna sign the post Malone. I knew what happened when I said don't be afraid to roast these guys. Then he said, oh I don't want to be mean. And I was like, uh oh. That's okay. He was a lovely man Yeah, I felt genuinely awful you guys locked him in the tunnel over under 300 Over over closer to five It's easy to make money

Yeah, it's easy to make money Stuff it in the thong a freelance Grinch In the front early yeah, Eddie and I were like who the fuck is this guy The old yeah, what oh yeah, okay? He's like, he's all without his makeup. Was it the old man? Yeah. What? Oh, yeah. OK. That's funny. It's gray hair. So this is going to blow everyone's minds, and once again.

Does he have it coming out? It was absolutely worth it. Oh, here it comes. Oh. Oh, man. Could have used it in the nut. Oh, man. Oh, man.

I can't believe we're making him do this. We should have had him run down the tunnel like a project runway Oh no here comes Connor shaking his head What do we got Connor? Okay He's coming through the door behind Nick Oh, no. Oh, no. Grab your binoculars. Ha ha ha. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Dude, you actually look pretty good. Not bad. Yo. Oh.

Brandon, you look pretty good. Look at his ass. Look at his ass. Sit down. He has no butt crack. He has no butt crack. You look pretty good. I Know how you look good How do you poo with no crack

You look pretty good good definition legs, yeah, I feel good I feel good Brandon and all this because I thought we spun spun the wheel. I gotta play it, man I just can't help myself be honest. I'm not much I'm not fun with you. You look good. I'm writing a lot more Yeah, it's not bad Brandon. I've been afraid to look wait a minute Your sister doesn't seem to like can I get one second to really look over there mm-hmm okay ready here I go Oh, you got crack everywhere Was the inhale all right, did you get one last thing for us? Oh, yeah, I have a gift for Brandon cuz I feel like you know This is he probably feels a little embarrassed right now so humiliating

We're gonna get for you guys get for you. What is his gift for me a shirt? Did you have always been good to you? Wait that looks like Connor TJ, I've always been good to you. Wait, that looks like Connor. OK. Hey. Hey. How am I? Dude.

What is it? Do y'all know what it is? No. Can I leave and come back? What? Yes. Can I put it on? Open. Is it another?

Yeah, if you can put it on. Leave. If you can put it on, go, go, go, go, go, go. Wait, is it awesome? Seems like it's awesome. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. Oh, come on. Wait, wait, take it off T.J.

Yeah. Would. Yeah wait wait wait hold. There's so much flesh. No but crack. None. T.J. I got the no but.

Oh. TJ I got the no-fight down Just right oh my oh my god! Oh my fucking god! Oh my god! Why you hollering? Oh my god! Oh my fucking god! Those are... Oh my fucking god! Brandon, Brandon, you know I love you. But nope, I do.

I got you. I got you. This is stupid! I'll do the joke. Oh Do the joke oh, yeah, give him the mic give the mic give the mic Steven Oh open them open for him open for him. Oh, yeah, Steve. You got to do a joke I'm gonna go go off go off go off. Yes You open You've open for him. Oh my god. Those are incredible Brandon TJ who's the artist Ernie Gallo?

Oh, he's so good. Why you hollering is so funny on there. He did him last week They showed up five minutes before the show started. Oh my god. Those are unreal. Oh cool perfectly They fit perfectly. Brandon. Those are so sick. He's really feeling himself. This is good. This is a win for him at the end. He's struggling. He got the Magic Johnson jersey.

He didn't lose. Yeah, he got a Magic Johnson. And he got the painting. He had a great night. Didn't he get the painting? Brandon, did you get the painting? Yeah, he got everything. What the fuck?

Fuck this. Everything. He was a big winner. Although I did get my favorite Michigan Wolverine helmet. That's right, that's right. Oh, Dave's gonna love that from you. It's a Greek gift. He's opening up.

He's coming out. Yeah, I guess he's coming out. Do we need an opener for the opener? Oh, my God. Oh, here he comes. Oh, he's getting his notes. Okay. Come on. Oh my god. Oh here he comes. Oh he's getting his notes. Eddie have you seen it stand up? Yeah, I did the show with him.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Let's get a little new material tonight oh unrehearsed new material what a treat what's up Chicago yeah yeah all right from the start over start over top from the top pick a random city we I've heard the Chicago thing Yeah, you did say new material, so let's what's up Milwaukee Could have been anywhere

How we doing a lot of lookers in the audience hopefully I got some new material for you guys tonight Hopefully not too stale. Yeah gingerbread Still gingerbread football. Yeah full swing We're a great company parcel sports mean a lot of pro athletes but a year ago met a Bucks legend Carl Nass? One of the few guys that's out is gay. Guys don't be coming out anymore. One of the few? Guys, one of the few.

Fifty-fifty-three guys on a roster. We got a couple hundred guys in the NFL right now. Thousands of guys have played. Two guys are out as gay you're more likely to be a murderer than a gay guy in the NFL oh Jesus okay that's just a fact stats but uh I'm kind of past my prime right now 38 years old got a dad bod dad bods aren't anymore nobody's trying to fuck a guy with gum disease it's just not hot. But speaking of dad bods, I got the main event for tonight.

Oh nice. Brandon, Mac. Yo. Yeah. Wait, I. Oh no. Oh the fuck. Hey.

Oh. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. Oh. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. Oh! I ain't scared of you motherfuckers.

I love sex. Love it. I'll be glad when they sell us stuff in cans. I'll be hanging out playing basketball. They say, hey, Mac, you coming by? I say, no. I'm gonna stop by the store and get a six pack of pussy head on in.

Kick it! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was at the bar the other night, acting all cool. You know like I am. Yeah.

Yeah. Woman going to come up to me, she going to say, Brandon. I say, yeah, that's my name. She said, Brandon, this pussy tastes like pumpkin pie. So don't ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yes. Yes. Oh, man. What a night. The jeans put it all together. The jeans really make sense. The jeans make it so good.

I fucking love that headliner. Oh, my god. The opener. I have questions about the opener. We have a lot of questions. Dad bod gumsies? Brandon, you crushed that. Those jeans are incredible.

They're the best thing that's ever happened to me. Yeah. Oh, I just noticed the Chick-fil-A. Yep. Oh, wow. Wow. Anything on the back, or is it just jeans? No, nothing on the back.

Yeah. And when you're up there in the jeans, you could feel it. You could feel the outfit. I felt the magic in the moment. It's the energy radiating off the jeans the gene from the denim the opener though. I have a question I didn't choose my own opener. Yeah It was There were some

interesting Where were the punch lines so he hit us with a stat? And then trust the data and then gum what was the gum disease I have to go to the dentist every four months I'm close to getting gum disease but that's not that's not a dad bodge hey and that's also not a joke you said like having a dad bodge not the or something about a dad bod you can't tell someone has gum disease by looking at them. I got called up Practice it but what's it saying? You're like, what's the punch?

We're working on it. I get the gay one. I do I get that one. No kid. Don't don't throw those in the garbage yet Let's work those out. Yeah, keep those keep workshopping. Yeah For the first time it's not that bad. Oh Man Yeah, we're gonna mold them put them in the oven you know for the first time. It's not that bad. Oh Man oh What a show what a show This has been so much fun. I love you guys. I love you guys Alright, you're you fun. You're a vietcon. Yeah, I know crazy foot. This feels like the fastest year We have scary the longest year, but also the fastest year Yeah, I don't know what else to say

Love all you guys big things coming in 2025 big things coming. Yeah, my wife is pregnant. What? So we get out of here Love you all. Whoa! Yeah! Wow! Alright, man. The guy with the ass fuck. Yeah, he fucks.

He's bringing a child into this world. Have that baby kind of shit. Oh my god! That's it. We love everyone. We'll see you guys next year. I have that baby We love everyone will see you guys Brandon don't you run the gauntlet? Oh, yeah, we can't oh, I apologize. Yeah. All right I apologize. Oh, that's amazing. It's Connor crying. All right. Titus, that's awesome.

Him and Ron. Congrats. Congrats. Holy shit. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yak style, and stay through all this. The act.

It's the act. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Hey, Merry Christmas. Happy New Year, everybody. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much.

We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much.

We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. We love you so much. Hey, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year everybody. We love you so much. Lots of big things coming in 2025. We're going to keep getting bigger.

So thanks for joining us along the way. We love you so much. Stay safe out there. See you next year. Say bye Lucas. Bye everyone. Love you. Bye.