The Yak - The Bad Boys of Trivia Might Have a New Home | The Yak 1-24-24

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

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Aw. Moo. Man. And Gavrilo Princep. Mm-hmm. There he is right there. Oh, me? Yeah.

Gavrilo. Listen, there's a lot of drama going on in this trivia bullshit. Do you not know who Gavrilo Princep is? No, but I like the name. He would be the man who assassinated Franz Ferdinand, Archduke, and started World War I, which then started World War II. No. He started nuclear bombs, which then leaves us here. Gavrilo.

Gavrilo. Gavrilo. I was simply just trying to enjoy my lunch. Oh, there he is. That's Titus right there. That is Titus. He is set in motion. World War III.

I'm a terrible looking guy. This drama is not for me, and I've been asked about it, like where do you stand on the trivia drama. You started it. I just want to answer questions, man. I just want to do a little trivia. I don't want all this trading and all that.

Give me a little of these in the chat. The hands. Yeah, in the chat. That's Titus right now. What's the update? World War III. Trivly seems like it's formed. Yep. I hope Dave

has a question writer who is terrified of him. Yeah. The best moment so far for me personally is Stephen Shea coming into my office and being like, are we really going to get paid to join this new league? And I had to explain to him that I'm Brooks Koepka, you're Chase Koepka. I'm going to go somewhere, and you're coming with me no matter what. Like, that's just how it's going to work. I'm good with that.

Yeah, I know you are. So, yeah, if I might get paid, Roan might get paid, you'll maybe get a little, you know, you'll get to play trivia. We'll make sure you get to play trivia. That's all I'm here for. All right, Dave, this snack cake produced by Little Debbie is an oatmeal-flavored pie featuring a cream filling. 30 minutes on the clock. All 50 lifelines on the board starting whenever.

Take your time. You have three days to answer this question this state capital situated along the Charles River in Massachusetts features landmarks such as the Boston Harbor finish this quote

Belichick Brady and then the one more name I like this Dave Portnoy themed trivia they're gonna steal your it would be actually great if he just became

the Kim Jong Un of trivia your opinion based trivia that's what they're going to steal your opinion-based trivia. That's what they're going to do. Whatever Dave says, they're like, yeah, that's right. That feels... That's a fucking no-brainer. I'm sure it will get figured out.

I'm going nowhere. The experts are going nowhere. I literally had a discussion with Brandon and I said... You said $50,000. $50,000 and he goes, okay, I'm open. And then I was like, what if I got you $15,000 and I gave it to you right now, Cash? He's like, yes.

I didn't say yes. I said from 50 to 50. I said we would talk and it was in a joking tone. I'm going nowhere. Okay. Is there incentives Cash? Oh, there'll be incentives. No amount of money. Who's the captain of your team? We don't have a, we're a captain of this team. That can't be true.

We have a captain of this team. So any of you could trade. And even so, we're all in lockstep. So we could, I, because I'm just trying to figure out who I would call if I wanted to orchestrate a trade. You have to have a, you have to have a, who do I call? You have to call all three of us. You have to have a captain. We don't have a captain.

No, we don't. Who's our captain, Steven? You are. Oh. You just called yourself Brooks Kapka. Who says final have a captain. No, we don't. Who's our captain, Steven? You are. Oh. You just called yourself Brooks Koepka. Who says final answer for you guys? I do. Okay.

But that's in the game. I'm not the final answer guy in life. Huh. Pioneering the slogan, just do it. Mega Corbin. Every size makes. Often referred to as the start of the weekend this day comes after thursday but before saturday yeah i like this every seismic change of this company happens because of mincey yes all roses always he is always he is truly gavrilo princep. He starts, all the domino memes,

Mincy decides to do this. But yeah, he is Davis Coutinho. If that never happens, none of this is going on. It's brutal. It'd be great if Mincy thought this out. No, that's not how it works. I know, but... It's not how any of this works.

If he was actually pulling strings. Vinci Soze. Yeah. But yeah, it's... His eyes were straight all along. I hope Jeff's doing okay. He doesn't. I don't, I don't, okay.

I think a competitor will only bring more publicity to the dozen. I told Dave, well, in undisclosed discussions last night, because he was worried about Jeff D'Lo's mentals, and I agreed with him, but I said, if a competitor shows up and is really good, why not a merger in the future? Like live in PGA. And we get new rules.

And then we get, you know, oh, if we do trivia where we can wear shorts and play music, now the dozen has to adopt that to keep up with the Joneses. So, okay. What? I don't know. Where does the content stop and we're just like, Jeff worked really hard to build this and we're making fun of him.

That's a question you'd have to ask for Dave. But you said Dave is worried about his mental? Right, like maybe we shouldn't do it. I'm purely a capitalist in this situation. Okay. If Jeff has a. Does Jeff out of thin air built a hell of a brand? Is this a charity or a tribute? Maybe some privately wealthy individual decides to back Jeff D.

Lowe and he can offer competitive prizes. You're privately wealthy. Oh, hey. It's true. Whoa. Well, hey. It's true. Well, hey now. No way. That's interesting. The dozen might have a backer if the

Baltimore Ravens win the Super Bowl. Just put that out there. Okay. Well, that would be interesting. I didn't even think about that, Brandon. Just throwing it out there. Cash prizes? Signing bonuses? Huh. Me and Jeff D'Lo got to talk.

Maybe in exchange for some easy questions. I did say that if he could put in the script, the Yak wins the Dozen Championship, I will stay true to the Dozen. Has any money been handed out yet? I don't believe so. Figures have been tossed around. You're worried about Jeff?

I mean, this is true. Dude, Mincy runs. I mean, it also is just missing like one of the biggest ones is Penn Barson. Yeah. Mincy. Mincy goes live. He's quite something. He's the Tasmanian devil.

And then he's like, I don't know what happened. And he doesn't. No. Never does. No. So, yeah, I don't know where this is all going to go. I do see this as more fun entertainment than anything else. That's good.

And I am having fun with the entertainment. I know people will eventually take it too serious. I will never leave. Okay. Fleming texted me and Nick. What did he say? He used like teen girl slang. What?

What the F is going on with Triv? What? What? What the F is going on with Triv? What? Yeah. Shit. So it's kind of dangerous with these teams that are split up between Chicago and New York because Dave can get in their ear out in New York right now. Yeah, my team is – might be going Triv. Do you have a team?

Yeah, no one cares, but, you know, apparently – Oh, is Triv the name of the league? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Jack Mack went into Dave's office and said we would go, and he just didn't even look up and gave him a thumbs up. Yeah. So we're getting the bag, you know.

We might be bag chasing. Yeah, well, you say that, but he definitely – Dave does not know you're on that team. No, no. So you need to get that in writing. No idea. Yeah. Fasoli you need to get that in writing. No idea. Fasoli is trying to squeeze his own into this in the weirdest way possible. Yeah, get him in here.

He put me and Kirk in a group chat and said this team would take over the world, and Kirk just said, who is this? He's talking about himself included? Yeah. Yes. The big three. the big three the big three so so in this world kirk is obviously over the minifans tj has the yakkers and and so he's always bringing this is yeah our powers combined it kirk could just go back to the minihans and team minahan and just drop rico and hank and everything i don't think he can't what is kirk's just go back to the minnehans and team minahan and just drop rico and hank and

everything i don't think he can't what is kirk's he's not the captain of his team currently oh yeah i i own kirk now yeah he owns kirk's ip i own so to save the dozen would you trade kirk back yeah but but hey i tried that today on wake up mincy i try i i wanted mincy back on and he didn't do it well hank has come out and said that we don't want kirk back so i i traded mincy i traded for mincy but then it triggered a lot of events that led us right back to where we start so kirk needs to start his own team called team minahan without the e at the end yeah and then rebrand that facility why are you trying to get involved do you even play, looking like every ethnicity right now. You've been trying for two years?

Yeah, never let me in. You've been a free agent? Free agent. So you're like Cam Newton right now? Yeah. Where it's like, yeah, I still want a ball. Yeah, Colin Kaepernick, I feel like that. You have just set the record.

Nobody's ever signed him. Set the record straight. Fasoli, you are not retired from trivia. No, I'm retired, no. People would assume you are because you have never played. Never played a match. What's your strong point? I'm pretty good with music.

Pull up the Daily Dozen. Pull up the Daily Dozen. They asked me today. No, we already. Oh, you already did it? Yeah. Who sings Jeremy? Okay, I don't know that.

Damn, that's tough. Might not be good with music. I need to see lyrics or hear it. I'm good with beats. Name five Super Bowl MVPs in the last decade. We're off to a bad start. Well, Mahomes, Edelman. Okay.

That's 40%. Well, you know, Mahomes, Edelman. Okay. Okay. That's 40%. Yep. Okay. All right, it's different. Too much pressure. I haven't even got to eat my lunch yet. I'm out on the team. Who broke the AC in Milton?

Who broke the AC? Musky. Fuck off. I just got my two pizzas.'ve been waiting to 30 minutes for them this is that question he just asked is the least pressure you would ever face ever if you got in the dozen and you couldn't handle it okay okay sorry my bad yeah i mean this is yeah you could be what if you're in a live dozen show and you're like, wait, hold on, I just ate my lunch. Yeah.

I can't. I had a piece of pizza backstage. I can't. All right. Well, I'm happy that you came on, Fasoli, and let everyone know that you're not retired. Not retired. Not retired. Also has never played, but also not retired.

Some may say year 10, but year one hasn't started. Year one has not started. Okay. All right. Thank you, Fasoli. Thank you. Appreciate that. So nobody would ever say year 10.

No. No one would say year 10. Someone should make a giant power move right now and start a team with Blutman and join that league. I think Blutman's, yeah, the number one free agent. Yeah. That's out there. He deserves a max contract.

Do you feel good about yourself, Titus, that you started all this? Again, this drama is beneath me. I'm just living above the fray. Gabriel. Gabriel, oh, princess. Again, this drama is beneath me. I'm just living above the fray. Gabriello Prince. I barely even know what you guys are talking about. The thing you started yesterday morning. I was trying to conduct my own affairs over here. I mean, you had to know.

We were very excited to go on Mostly Sports yesterday and unveil the trade. Yeah. Did that happen? Well, that was after Mahomes. That was after Mahomes. That was Mincy. Sorry, was that me? That did. Well, that was after Mahomes. Yeah. Was that? That was after Mahomes. That was Mincy. Sorry, was that me?

That was you. Huh. Just yesterday, less than 48 hours ago. Damn, that was you. We don't want to get bogged up in details like that. All right, so what else is going on besides everything Jeff D. Lowe's ever worked for, crumbling in a matter of 24 hours? Poor Jeff.

I texted with him last night. I think he Delos ever worked for crumbling 24 hours. Jeff. I think he's I texted him last night. I think he's OK until there's a new trivia league that actually for the thing that people have to remember is that like this is all good and fun. Dave would have to do more work. Yeah, that's true. I don't know if he's like the actual logistics of starting the trivia league feels like a pretty big barrier. Austin would be signed. I think he might have signed. The actual logistics of starting the Trivia League feels like a pretty big barrier. Austin. Did he sign Gooch?

I think he might have signed Gooch. That's his number two guy. That was fast. Jeff D'Lo got lost to all his guys so fast. I think Gooch volunteered. Looked like it. But, I mean, in a weird world, would this not be just exactly what Jeff wants? Is it like he just gets to ask trivia questions to Brandon and Kirk for the rest of his life.

I think he does want to get back. Yeah, I think it's going to be experts in smocking. We're the only two teams left. It's perfect. We just play every single match. That's how it used to be. Oh, get back to the basics. All right.

So what's up? How's everyone doing? I don't want to see what Steven even said here. What else is going on? I'm looking right now. All right. Oh, what, Steven? Yeah, just we could talk about there are discussions about the case race won't be next week.

Yeah, it will not be next week. Logistically impossible. It's going to be tough. Logistically, it's going to be very – I'll say this right now. It's going to happen. It's going to be tough. Logistically, it's going to be very... I'll say this right now. It's going to happen. It's going to be great. People are going to be annoyed because we won't be able to get every single person we listed yesterday here at the same time. So we just got to deal with that.

We're talking about three or four touring comedians. Yeah, we're going to try to get as many of the people here. I think Sass and Roan are the most important. So it's kind of, you know, their schedule. And then build off of that. Yeah, we'll get we'll get enough people get enough people we just need them to yeah exactly i got excited just thinking about it last night i know that's my water oh what are you doing

wow that's thirsty the fuck take it down. What the fuck? That's KB's water. You guys see this? Did you see the Chuck Schumer? He's coming after our zins. Oh. This motherfucker. He should regulate sixes, yeah.

What? Sixes are too much? Yeah, dude's spinning and dizzy in the bar bathrooms over sixes. I don't know about this. What is this? No, I don't need one. I was just making a joke. Callback joke.

Can y'all walk me through Zins? Because I looked up about, I don't know, a year ago, maybe a year and a half ago, and all of a sudden everybody had them. Yeah. I'll walk you through it. Put one of these in your mouth. No, I'm not doing that. Come on.

Try it. Come on. Come on. Brandon, you'll like it. It will be fine. I don't. It will be fine. It's a sterile pouch unlike messy dip that gives you a nicotine buzz.

It's going to give you a nicotine buzz. I don't want to. It'll be fine. Can I do it after the show? No, just do it right now. It tastes nice. It tastes nice. How do you even?

Put it in your lip. Put it in your lippy lip. Just leave it there? Yeah. I've never. God damn. Just put it. Don't put it right here.

Okay. Yeah. There you go. A three or a six. What is this? A six. Why is it a six? Because I'm a man.

I'm not a boy. I'm not a man. Put it down. You're a big old man. There you go. Just leave it there. Forget it. Yeah.

You're a bad mamma jamma. You're good. Focus on something else. Focus on something. Yeah. But yeah, Chuck Schumer, I feel like. Does the work itself? Yeah.

Put it down. Put it down. Push it down. It won't go down. I feel like when Bloomberg tried to take away Frank's sodas. Big gums. What's he saying? What? What's he saying?

Chuck Schumer just said that he came out and was like, this needs to be regulated more. It's the same like jewel argument that teens are getting into it. What is it? I don't want to do this. Can I not do this? You're going to like it. It's a pouch packed. If you don't want to do it, you don't have to do it. It's a pouch packed with problems,

high levels of nicotine. So today I'm delivering a warning to parents because nicotine pouches seem to lock the sights of young kids. Brandon's taking this out. You would have liked it. Young kids part of the Huberman, dude. What's Huberman? This guy.

Wait, this wasn't actually. He didn't actually say this. No, but it's funny. That is funny. This is a big tobacco play, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. And it's also a classic. I really could use a water.

It's a classic case of politicians med meddling and they're going to just lose favor quickly didn't they go after vapes a few years ago yeah they killed they got vapes killed them they might get zins then if they take away zins more kids are going to vape that's true huh zins are safer it's better better for the young lads i just don't understand politics these fat cats in washington These fat cats in Washington. Trying to take away our zen. With their pork barrel stuff. Pork barrel?

Isn't that a political thing? Yep. It's when you start like a... I'm struggling with this. I really need Nick here. The guy's on the left and then've got the guy's on the right. No, filibuster's different.

Filibuster's like wasting time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pork Barrel is like, I'm going to- Everybody gets their piece. I'm doing a new legislation to get more drone bombs, and then you're like, hey, but I'll support you if you can build some factories in my district. And then we do that. So everyone gets their beat. Like, hey, but I'll support you if you can build some factories in my district. Yeah.

And then we do that. So everyone gets their beak. Everybody gets what they're- I think I described that correctly, but I might have been wrong. Classic pork barrel. Everybody wets their beak is pretty much the gist of it. Yeah. Can you look up pork barrel? It sounds-

It sounds delicious. Wonderful. Yeah. You take away Zane's. If we had a barrel of pork here- Yeah, like come over to my house. We got a pork barrel this weekend. Yeah, you go to a barbecue restaurant and order the pork barrel,

and it feeds like 12 at the table. Yeah. Bring it out. Yeah, the use of government funds for projects designated to please voters or legislators and win votes. Pork barrel would be a good name for a restaurant too. Yeah. The pork barrel, you know that's good.

Oh, that'd be great. Yeah, the pork barrel would be great. I guess the crackers already took it though. Who? All barrel would be great. I guess the Crackers already took it, though. Who? All barrel names for restaurants. Crackers. Damn. That Zing got you fucked up.

Oh, the pork barrel. Oh, Illinois. How's Chills? It's not... I don't mean to... What is that? Chicharrones? That's catfish.

That's ridiculous. You don't like it? Not darkarrones? That's catfish. That's ridiculous. You don't like it? It's not dark enough. Might not be catfish. Might have been tilapia. You ever do Fish Fry Friday? Oh, yeah. The best.

Buddy, I didn't know. You didn't tell me. Yeah. Up in northern Illinois and Wisconsin, they just do Fish Fry Friday at every restaurant? Wait, you're saying this is not a Mississippi thing? This is a Mississippi thing. We do that. Oh, yeah.

We do it. We do Fish Fry Friday. Wisconsin is big on it. I didn't know they did it in Wisconsin. Big on it. They do it at Wales Northwood. Yeah. We do that. Oh, yeah, we do it. We do Fish Fry Friday. Wisconsin is big on it. I didn't know they did it in Wisconsin. Big on it. They do it at Wales Northwood. Yeah. It's unbelievable.

It's so good. I've had walleye. I've had perch. I've had all of it. It's from, when is Mardi Gras? Is it coming up? It's coming up the end of January and beginning of February, I think. So that's when it pops off, you know, between then and Easter.

Oh, because of the Catholics. Yeah. Catholics give up. But in summer, it's of the Catholics. Yeah. Catholics give up. But in summer, it's huge, too. Yeah. It's great. Fish fry. The best one I've had is the shanty up in Wadsworth.

Yeah. That's delicious. I think that was. Wadsworth? Perch. Wadsworth. Ohio? The Grizzlies?

No, it's up in. It's north of Gurney. Okay. Yeah, it's on 41 north of Gurney. They are the Grizzlies. North of Zion, too. Yeah of Gurney. Okay. Yeah, it's on 41 North of Gurney. They are the Grizzlies. North of Zion, too. Yeah, powerhouse. In what?

Wrestling, football, et cetera. Et cetera, et cetera. So Jerry did it? Yeah. Yeah. He did it 300. He also was not, I don't know why, he was not excited. Yeah, it was unceremonious.

He did it and just walked away. He thought he was just not going to do it. Is Jerry miserable? I think he's miserable right now. I think he's in a little bit of a rut. Got to get him out. How quickly did he do it? Three hours?

Two and a half hours. Two and a half hours, yeah. I was so wrong. Yeah, what the hell? Yeah, you were very wrong. A lot of doubters. I think I might just suck at the game. Shit, to be frank.

He almost looked angry that he did it. I know. But he was angry before he did it. He's down. He's got to get... He's trapped in the prison that he did it. I know. But he was angry before he did it. I think he was. He's down. He's got to get. Yeah. He's trapped in the prison that he built for himself. Correct.

Yeah. And he's just trying to come to grips with that fact. He created. Yeah. The chat owns his life. But it's been fast. I mean, this thing hasn't been going that long. But it's gotten.

The golf thing really just changed the whole dynamic. Yeah. It got big. Of all of it. Yeah. This is him hitting his 300. That was it? That was it. So, he's excited?

No. Dude, you got it. Ryan's the best. Ryan is awesome. Yes! Let's fucking go, Ryan is awesome. Yes! I thought you'd go, Jerry! I thought you'd go! I thought you'd go!

I thought you'd go! I thought you'd go! I thought you'd go! You can still hear it as he walks. Very confused. Yeah. This may have been his best accomplishment. No, he's down in Florida for something.

He might not come back. You think he's going to go back to the Union? He might not come back. He's got a pretty good life. Damn good life, but he might not come back. He's chasing that hole-in-one, though. That's a tough dragon to chase. I think maybe he was a little upset. not come back he's chasing that hole in one though that's a tough dragon to chase i think

maybe he was a little upset potentially i'm just completely like guessing here that like he got it so quickly because he was gonna plan on if it took four hours this time he would stop but the next time would be eight hours so maybe he was like this is my next month he's chasing this now he's got to come up with a new thing. Yeah, I mean, he got it done fast. Like, not every stream is going to be. But two and a half hours is still a handful of time. TJ said some guy tried it for his whole life. Eddie?

Yeah, Eddie Burback. He also did two in a row at one point. So maybe that's the next step of this. Back to back perfect. Every Jerry after dark is just adding another perfect game. So next week he's got to do two perfect games the week after three four then eight just all we yeah i feel i feel i feel like i felt down when i watched that i didn't feel good about it what time did he do it in the middle of the the night? It was like 12, 15-ish Damn

We gotta buy Jerry something Or something Do something What should we do? Here, we can brainstorm right now The plan was For me So next Tuesday's my birthday

Wait, your birthday's Friday Friday, yeah We gotta do something for it I know You better Okay, yeah You should Okay, yes Yes, we have to do something for it i know you better okay yeah okay yes yes we have to do something for it uh next tuesday's my birthday next wednesday is pft and stew's birthday so tuesday night

over crossing into wednesday's the birthday stream i don't know what we're gonna do though on jerry after dark i told him we would do it with him. So what can we do? Something fun. Something fun? We're thinking about eating shirts for skin. I'd like a protracted race of some sort. Oh, shirts for skins game to 100 on the basketball court. Two on

two. Maybe volleyball. If Stu's involved, he's a notorious not an event like he has an overeating problem. So it could be, like, see how much you could. He has an overeating problem. He does have an overeating. No, he literally is.

He's a diagnosable glutton. He's gone to overeaters anonymous multiple times. Like binge eating? Yeah. God damn. Yeah, he's got an issue. So what the fuck can we do? Chad, give us some ideas.

We do the gallon challenge. His streams from Borelli's are so funny to see all the food he gets. How about I got an idea. We can do the gallon challenge. No milk. Okay. Yeah. All right, no milk.

What about butter? No butter, no milk, no dairy. No dairy. So cheese is out? Cheese is out. What if we did the gallon challenge, but it was an actual cow here, and we had to suck it from its udders? Suck a cow dry.

At some point, that's better. Suck the cow dry. At some point, that's better. What if we sucked an entire cow dry? You have to suck a cow until you can see its ribs. Yeah. Like a high-seat cow? Yeah.

That would be interesting, would it not? It would be interesting. Then we eat the whole cow. That would take a while. Slaughter it, cook it, eat it. Yeah, you have to catch it first. Jerry versus cow. Yeah.

I don't hate that idea. Yeah, suck it and emaciate it. Okay, so we bring in a live cow, and Jerry can't leave until he's eaten a steak. Correct. Is there a— I would do that. Yeah. We have to produce a porterhouse.

Off this live cow that we slaughter on the street. Off of a live cow, yeah. TJ, that wouldn't be a YouTube issue, would it? Nah. No guns, but we can use scissors. Yeah, you can all use your hands. You have to kill the cow with your hands. I don't know.

Hands? But no weapons? You've got to choke the cow out. You're never going to kill the cow with your hands. We've got a saw, a hammer. That would be the most horrific stream ever, but I kind of want to see it. The hammer would be the most useful. You would go with the hammer?

No, no, no. No weapons. Hands only. Can't choke it out. You got to actually beat the cow to death. Get it east and back. You got to punch it a thousand times. You get one orange stealth.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a marine. Fucking go off. My dad punched a cow one time. Really? Yeah. What happened? That was like a trend.

He was mad at it, huh? Right in the face? Yeah, he was trying to put stuff back in the barn and the cow bumped him from behind and he turned around and punched it right in the nose. That's awesome. He was on drugs. That's awesome though. My dad was too. I have a real idea. You could do the

stew 24 hour and challenge would make it 12 hours and like attainable. Wait, what? 6, 12, 18, 24. The jerk-offs. 3, 12, 18, 24. The jerk offs. 3, 6, 9, 12. It's jerk offs, donuts, miles, beers. So you'd have to sub beers. Yeah.

But then we're just hanging out and jerking off. I don't know how y'all do the multiple jerk offs. Hi everybody. Hi people. Walking through as we talk about jerk offs. These are the people who are going to pay us the ad dollars to jerk off either that or the the dug dug challenge which they considered doing which i've mentioned to you in the past it's the you go to a fast food drive-thru you have to order whatever the person directly in front of you just ordered right you

get a team of four you have to go to a kFC. You can only limit your drink spots to, I think, two in the run, and you see how many drive-thrus you can go to and finish that food in a row. So you go to, like, McDonald's, and you say, give me what they got, and if they got 10 Big Macs, you have to eat 10 Big Macs if they got a fry and a drink. Before you go to the next one? You eat it in the car?

You eat it in the car, and then you go to the next one. I love that. Holy shit. I think the record right now is 11 restaurants. A team of four? Yes. So you could, but you could get really lucky, right? You could get super lucky and go to somewhere where somebody just got a soda or something.

But if you go to KFC and somebody got, KFC's required, and they get a 10-piece meal, and biscuits and fries and sides and stuff, you have to finish it all. And if you puke, you're out. That's pretty good. It's a great challenge. Fuck. I don't want to puke, though. Is that the number one challenge in the streets right now, TJ?

We're a couple months late on that. That's the Kia boys. The Kia boys? Oh, the Kia boys start that. They're popping up everywhere. They just steal Kias? They're just stealing Kias with their phone chart or something. the usb see how many kias you could steal oh i don't hate that you play grand theft auto yeah real life yeah i want to do something though something good

are you looking for physical or mental i think i think we got to do something that, I mean, Stu's not a physical. I don't think he has the physical. I mean, he tore his quad when he did the act gauntlet. So we got to find something that he can participate in. I mean, Stu, the dynamic of all four of us will be funny in its own right. So just figuring out what exactly it looks like. I mean, you guys had a fun time when you were on Jerry. We should build you an escape room.

No. And we knew it then. This chat's going to kill this man. This chat will kill this poor man. Jerry. Jerry, yeah. And this was the week before the Hole in One stream. The Hole in One stream kind of changed everything,

but it also came back to Biden because they just want him dead. What's the chat saying? Do we have any ideas? They want him dead. The Daytona 500 in a Hot Wheels car, Rube Goldberg. So to be clear. Show the dozen news. 500 miles on a big wheel.

Well, it's 500. Well, it's 500. No, it's 500 miles. It's like 250 laps. It's 500 miles. So you'd have to scale it down to whatever this accord is, I guess. Right. But how long would it take to go a mile on a big wheel? That's a good question.

Hours? A mile on a big wheel? Probably 20. What's the unit? Is he going to do 500 miles? 500 Mile on a big one. Probably 20. Is he going to do 500 miles? 500 miles on a big one. 35 minutes. So 35 minutes times 500. I can't do that math.

Seems like it's a lot. 35 times 500. Is anyone else going to do it? 17,500 minutes. Which is? Divide that by 60 piece. 291 hours. Okay, that's out.

12 days. A couple weeks, yeah. 12 days. That would be fun. I'm not sure it would be. To start it. Yeah. The idea is very funny.

That's the thing with jerry after dark streams they're like the first 20 minutes are electric and then he's like fuck wait so it's you stew jerry pft and pft yeah what if you 4v4'd a girls basketball team you think you'd win no definitely not without a doubt we i mean the one thing we would potentially have in our advantage is height, and we wouldn't. Yeah. We give up our only advantage. Our only potential advantage is gone.

There will be a lot of pressure on you there. A deal has been offered to Kirk and Dave. Trade is voided. Dave rejoins a dozen trivia. Team Minahan locks up one seed for Manders. Well, how does that happen? That's not fair. What?

Wow. They keep losing. How do they get the number one seed? Dave doesn't have. What is Frank? Oh, Frank. We need to stop letting Kirk be bigger. So, Kirk.

Sick of his drama. Every month he's through bullshit. He just knows the Frank gets her better. And last year was a fluke. I beat him one-on-one. I'll beat him again. Look at that. All right, Flam.

Frank might be Frank is Rory. I like when Frank talks his shit, dude. Yeah. So Kirk's just off Team Smokin' now. Well, he hasn't accepted it. But he doesn't have the right to do that. I'm the captain. Here's the actual fix.

I have Kirk's rights. Here's the actual fix, and I'm being dead honest with it, and I don't know if Jeff would ever be into this. Jeff, I don't agree to this trade. I don't agree. And I'm being dead honest. Jeff is a great host of the dozen. He's done a great job.

Clearly. Jeff needs to have someone else be the commissioner. If you do that, it solves everything. Right. Isn't someone in this office the head of the Players Association? They try to do that at White Sox Day, but he fumbled the bag. But if Jeff stepped down as commissioner and had someone else be commissioner, not named Kirk or Dave, all this would be solved.

Because then you wouldn't have, like, Jeff is friends with a lot of people. So it's like there's obviously some weird, you know. Who's a big swinger in our circle? But who's not in the league? It should be a third party actually you know who could you know who should do it it should be blutman whoa perfect commissioner he has the demeanor for it he has a demeanor he's no he's all business won't take shit everybody's yelling at him and he just yeah make decisions at all he's not phased

but that is the solution is je Jeff needs to step down as commissioner, stay on as host. Be the host, yeah. Founder, host, new commissioner. The commissioner can then decide everything. I don't know who the commissioner would be. Blutman is a good choice. Who else?

I saw Spider walk by. Rasheed Wallace. Spider Wallace. My dad has been chilling with him at the Wild Wing Cafe. Every time there's a football game, my dad and his pickleball crew and Rasheed Wallace calls him Sheed. Can you pull up these pictures, TJ? Because I see it every Sunday.

I think he tweeted one picture, but he didn't say it was Rasheed Wallace. He's a Chiefs fan. Rasheed. Oh, yeah. I think it's Sheed. Getting on Sheed basis is awesome is he on she'd i think he's on she'd basis what can we can we zoom jeff d low and tell him my idea see if he's open to it i used to have the rasheed wallace uh air force ones the patent leather, all whites. Really? You know, the one with his silhouette doing a fadeaway. Sounds awesome.

I was more of a Rip Hamilton guy. Was that a shoe? No, just a guy. Oh, yeah. No, I had the Sheeds. Wore them to a barley house in Cleveland, and the bottle girl spilled apple pucker liquor all over them. Still charged me for the bottle. They smelled like rotten Granny Smiths for the rest of my life. God damn.

I had to pawn them off. God damn. You pawned them off? My sheets. Spilled apple pucker all over the sheets. Not the sheets. The sheets? What color were they? All white, patent leather. Fuck yes.

Smell like Granny Smiths. Rotten. Toxic. Smith's. What about Sass as a commissioner? I think he'd be he'd grow tired of it within about five minutes. Yeah. Gaz? Look at that. Hang out again

at Wild Wings tonight. Both big fans of KC and Taylor Swift. That's Doug Winoi and Sheed. So I don't think seen with Taylor Swift. That's Doug Winoi and Sheed. Sheed. So. But I don't think any people knew. Does Doug live in North Carolina now? Yeah.

That makes sense. Because when I saw the pictures at first, I was like, what is Sheed doing in West Virginia? No. Carolina. That makes sense. Raleigh. And that was, there's been like two or three pictures of him and Sheed.

I don't know. He always just sends me a text with Sheed. You see like Chugs beers. That's incredible. With a big ass hand, yeah. I mean, Sheed's a legend. I know. Big time legend.

He'd be a perfect commissioner. No one would step to him. No one would step to Sheed. That's a great call. It would be ironic if he were the voice of authority, though. He always fought back against authority during basketball games. He had a problem with technical fouls and the like, and if he were the one doling out the punishments,

that's an ironic turn from him. Yeah, but it would be great. He invented ball, don't lie, right? It would be great if Sheed sent it. Was that him? Yeah. Maybe he didn't invent it, but that would be great if Sheed sent it. Was that him? I thought so. Yeah. I thought he. Yeah.

Maybe he didn't invent it, but that was when people started. It got populated. Yeah. Because of Sheed. Because of Sheed. It was, yeah, it's an old school Barstool shirt, Ball Don't Lie, that Dave, I think, lost a lot of money on. He made, like, back in the day of having to produce the shirts first and then sell them.

Oh, yeah. So he used to make the joke, like, free Ball don't lie shirt for anyone who does this or that it was just a picture of because didn't he have like a doesn't she'd have a yeah the bald spot yeah the bald spot yeah so it's just that it's a ball don the ball lies all the time but it's so much fun football doesn't lie you remember it yeah yeah and it's so football will lie in a heartbeat yeah the ball lies a lot although the soccer ball soccer ball lies they got the var for that yeah she's all loves yeah yeah he's always talking about VAR he fucking loves it

what if Sheed said that we couldn't smoke weed that was he was a sweet smoker oh yeah Leggrit oh yeah that was the Chappelle show skit

where yeah you would do you throw a condom away it was Kobe but you throw a weed away it was Rasheed Wallace who else

Charlie Murphy did that it was the jailblazers who else was on that team? Zach Randolph. Reuben Patterson. Darius Miles, I believe. J.R. Ryder there at the beginning. Those guys rule.

Damon Stoudemire. Yeah. Mighty Mouse. Scottie Pippen was on the team. He was a Jailblazer. Brian Grant had the dreadlocks. Such a great nickname. Arvidas Sabonis. Awesome. Arvidas Sabonis.

Awesome. Arvidas Sabonis. I'm just naming the non-Jailblazers. Clyde Drexler. CJ McCollum. Terry Porter. Bill Walton. DeAndre Eaton.

Yeah, the Jailblazers. I remember. Reuben Patterson, my favorite, was when he dubbed himself the Kobe Stopper. And then he did not stop Kobe. Bonzi Wells? No. Bonzi might have been a jailblazer. Yes.

Yeah. I think he was that era. Bonzi's a sick name. Bonzi Wells was great. What does that stand for? Is it just Bonzi? I think for Bonzi, yeah. Bonzathan.

Bonzathan. Bonzio. Bonzo Well. I want to. Bonzo. Bonzo well. I want to look that up. Bonzo well. What do we got cooking over here? That looks like a tether ball, if I'm being honest. Oh, my God.

We should give someone a wedgie on that thing. Oh, finally. Bonzo well's real name is Gwen D'Angelo Wells. Whoa. G-A-W-E-N. Fuck too go when i've never heard that before go when go when go when your basketball player go go when oh it's um yeah tetherball that's a fucking fun ass game is it has anybody ever known known how to play it yeah you just hit it and then right right right you're gonna hit it and then. Right. Right.

Right. You kind of hit it. Yeah, I get it. I explained it. What is there any. I explained it. Is there an actual rule in game to tetherball? It's 1v1 and you got to wrap it all the way around. So no, it's.

Is that the rule? Okay. I hit it. You hit it. I hit it. You hit it. I slam it and it wraps around. That sounds like college for me.

Which way do you start going? Whichever way you want. Explain that. Yeah, unwrap that. My roommate, it ended forward. Where did you go to college again? You went to college? I went for about two weeks.

No, I went to East Mississippi Community College. Is that like a last chance you type? That is. Literally. That is last chance you. That's the actual last chance you school. They used the, oh, that was home. That's the school.

Oh, shit. So you went there. Was there ballplayers? Yeah, yeah. There was basketball, football. I went to Scuba, and then I went to the other campus, which was up closer to me. Scuba?

Scuba. That's where the show is, Scuba. Oh, yeah. Last last chance you the one on netflix was in scuba that's right scuba was about an hour 15 south of me it was in the middle of nowhere and then i did a year down there and i did a year at uh and mayhew which was closer to me i have to ask the obvious what was the scuba scene like yeah in scuba they have a scuba here's the ironic didn't exist it's just out in the middle of a field and to the the ironic didn't exist it's just out in the middle of a field and to the party scene was to drive everybody's car out in the middle of the field and keep your headlights on and drink beer how did like the future all pro receivers get pussy

um that's a good question there's not a lot pussy's not in ready supply meridians uh a little bit south the university of alabama is about an hour. The University of Alabama is about an hour away, and Mississippi State University is about an hour away. Damn, you gotta look for that pussy. You gotta go get it. You gotta go get it. You gotta go scuba diving. Yeah, you gotta Now, Meridian's not far away. It's about 30 minutes. But you gotta go hunt for it.

Scuba. What a cool-ass name. Yeah, S-C-O-O-B-A. Oh! Yeah. I don't know if I like scuba anymore. Name. Yeah, S-C-O-O-B-A. Oh. It's an acronym, too. Oh. Yeah. I don't know if I like scuba anymore.

Is that where that big-ass coach, the big white guy, Jason something? No, no, no. That's Buddy Stevens. Jason was the independence coach in Kansas in season three. Okay. The first two seasons were in Mississippi. Got it. And that was Buddy Stevens. Tremendous asshole.

Why do all the top athletes who come from community college go places in, like, Mississippi, Kansas? California's got a lot. Because there's not many JUCO football systems. You've got to just put them in cool places. No, you put them. Oh, like this is prison. Get them away from where it's all ball.

It's nothing. Like, every JUCO in Mississippi is in a tiny town of about 300 people. They're not anywhere near an actual city. You just got to get there, and it's all ball. It's all school, and get yourself right. But that sucks for the guys who go to the JUCO who aren't going to be in the NFL. But nobody goes to JUCO. Nobody goes play JUCO football because they love football.

They go. It's last chance. This is your last chance you that where did cam newton go to juco blen in texas was that also a last chance uh yeah all of them are i mean he literally got kicked out of florida for stealing a laptop but then what happens to like i would assume there's a ton of players like probably 95 on the roster that it's just their last year there are dudes who do that for the love of the game yeah no there are there are there are high school dudes in mississippi who that is their ceiling and then they'll go do the they'll get scholarships for the first two years that's two years of school paid for and then they'll have to go find an actual college

and actual job it's kind of fascinated by it 14 juco schools in mississippi i believe kansas got a big one california Kansas got a big one. California's got a big one. Texas has a big one. But otherwise, there's not – I don't think there's JUCO football schools. They're like in those four states. Elon Musk got one. Iowa's got one.

He's Jewish. Really? Yeah, he's like – Can you come out as Jewish? He came out. Yeah, he went to Auschwitz and was like, I'm Jewish. What? I think so, yeah.

He's just doing it for the jokes. He may have, but he said, I'm Jewish. What? I think so, yeah. He's just doing it for the jokes. He may have, but he said, I'm aspirationally Jewish. Oh. Two-thirds of my friends are Jewish. Aspirationally Jewish. I think he said that. I mean, the George Santos, I'm Jewish. Why are there two tetherball poles?

I don't know. I feel like Hank doesn't really know either but he's just he doesn't know what he's doing but he's doing it hank what are you doing hank what are you doing hey hank hey oh he's setting up tetherball how do you play tetherball how do you play it come here come over here let's talkett. I want to hear how to do it. This is for Friday? When's it for? It's Friday.

We're going to play tetherball? We're struggling with the setup? Wait, his mic's not on. Try it again. I think tetherball is like the most simple game of all time. Do you know how to play? Yeah. Okay, how? You just have to wrap it again. I think tetherball is like the most simple game of all time. Do you know how to play? Yeah. Okay, how? You just have to wrap it around.

You have to – you're on one side, I'm on the other. And it's whoever can get it wrapped around. Is that a point or is the game over? The other person's side. I don't know. I don't know if there's like – So you don't know. Official rules.

I think it's one game. Hey, Jeff. Oh. Hey. Jeff. Hi. Hey, Jeff. Can you hear us?

Thanks, Hank. Yeah, what's up? All right, so I know you Hi. Hey, Jeff. Can you hear us? Thanks, Hank. Yeah, what's up? All right, so I know you've done the rounds today. I thought of an idea that could solve all this. Sorry, let me stretch. Uh-oh, Chicago reacts. Okay, all right.

Yep. All right, so I thought of an idea. It actually was an idea I was kicking around a while ago. I don't think I ever said it to you, but a solution. The Dozen is a great league. You founded it. You're the host. You're incredible at it. What if you stepped down as commissioner and had someone else be the commissioner?

That would solve all these issues. Would it not placate everyone? There is a deal that's being potentially put out there. Teams are going to be upset if this goes through but also nobody's publicly supported me or the leagues hey hey hey here we are zero tweets zero tweets zero my ass whoa i i haven't i haven't not supported you you just said you supported the experts brandon which is fair i i respect that jeff i have not doesn't for life i'm keeping. We're keeping all roads open.

Actually, no, you can't say that, too, because Frank definitely supported you. I think Frank does as well. Fine. That's fair. Okay. So what's the deal that's in place? Point being, the offer apparently is, we'll see. I didn't accept it on air because I didn't like the terms of the deal

on radio the deal would be completely rescinded back to where they started Kirk wanted the number one overall seed in the tournament, I did not like that part of it he hasn't earned it Dave would be back in, he did win the championship

that's last year motherfucker Dave would be back in, and he did win the championship. That's last year, motherfucker. Dave would be in the league again with ZD, and Kirk would get a bye. No one seed guaranteed. I also will be installing, if this goes through, Will Compton will be the head of the Players and Captains Association,

and all future moves will be voted on by the captains, and I will have no say in the matter. What about the captain of Team Smokin'? I don't want to trade Kirk, Jeff. He's saying he would cancel it from his end. But you can't cancel it. It's already gone through. I saw the graphic.

The graphic was put out there. The trade is official. So now you officially are saying that you're going to be the end of the dozen. I have some things to think about. I do. Yeah. That is what's at stake here. Yeah.

I guess it's true. I hold the dozen in the palm of my hand. The bit really got me this morning. I will say. What bit? The bit was clipped in an unfair way for you where everyone did think you traded him back, by the way. Well, now it's getting confusing, Jeff, because you're telling me that we're trading him back so is it a bit is it not a bit what's going on real life yeah that's what i don't art imitates life i mean

i'm i'm gonna be forced to make a move here if dave's apparently he says he's poaching all the top teams so well he hasn't poached the experts he hasn't poached team smocking he has poached Team Smokin'. He has poached Yak. He what? He has poached the Yak. Yeah, so it puts me in a not an advantageous situation. Although nothing has been finalized. I still need to see the offer, so I'm not. And we also came up with the idea, Jeff, if an independently wealthy person came along and decided to fund the dozen,

that would change things. I have not gotten any word on that, though. Well, what would you say if I know an independently wealthy person who would potentially fund the dozen for the Yak to get the number one seed? Former Piston? It would entertain it. It is a cursed seed, by the way. Worth noting, number one seed, not a great seed. Okay, so all right.

Pending a Ravens Super Bowl. Ravens win the Super Bowl, an independently wealthy person would potentially fund the dozen, and you would write into the script that the Yak wins it all. I did hear that offer this morning, that I could change the script so you guys win. Yeah.

Would you be open to that? It's always been an option in the script, just hasn't happened yet. Okay, alright. I am team dozen, team Jeff D'Lo. No, it's a little bit of fuck you, Jeff, because I already did that and you didn't see it. Well, privately, but we're doing content here. Also, one more thing. Kirk started all this

and he has made your life a living hell and your reward for him is to give him the number one seat and a bye. Give him everything he wants at every turn. I did not say give him the number one seat. Okay, well, you just said he's going to get a bye. I'm thinking about it. I want dave back in the league why does why does kirk get anything kirk did this to you there will be also also i'm not gonna leave smocking high and dry here kirk did this to you yeah what what's what what do we get back for what does the yak get you haven't done anything. That's true.

Part of this is that Dave basically said that you were out. Who? Dave said basically on the radio that you were out of the league. Me? Yes, he said he referenced you as the one who started this all, actually. I did text him. I was like, we should do Monday Night Wars. I think we need to.

Yeah, now that you say that, you're right. I mean, can I give the elephant in the room to Titus? Titus, if you get Mincy back, you're just going to cut him and sign Liam, right? I don't know what we're going to do, Jeff, because I don't know what's – We've got to change the camera onto these guys. This is the fucking dumbest thing I've ever seen. They don't know how to figure it out. Looking like Napoleon. Go ahead.

Try again. Go. Yeah, go. Jeff. I don't know that we're going to do that jeff i don't know what to do anymore um seems like i overplayed my hand oh hank's too good at this oh spider this is oh this is not but this is oh yeah i don't really understand how tetherball works what oh you're both going in a direction. You're trying to wrap the ball all the way around the pole

in the direction you're facing. So Hank's about to win. Hank's got a wrap. You can still stop it. Yeah, you can stop. This is a game that's just made to make you look like an idiot. Like girly, too. Yeah.

Napoleon Dynamite. All right, Jeff. Well, so is Daveave gonna accept this deal is kirk gonna accept this deal no he walked out of the room because i did not take the deal initially because i didn't like the deal initially but didn't dave tweet uh a little bit ago there's a deal on the another deal on the table or somebody i'd have to see i'm i'm i'm you behind a little bit i've been on shows now so I'm trying to figure it out. Okay. Well, good luck, Jeff.

I got a proposal. I have not agreed to anything. I would like to keep – I'm keeping options open for the Yak to come out on top. I'm taking a dozen for it. As the captain of Smokin' – Do you guys freeze? No. No, we're right here.

Jeff. Oh, okay. Jeff, as the captain of Smokin', you do not have to appease Kirk. I will voluntarily trade. I know people are going to want to try and say it's an appeasing of Kirk, but also I do want Dave back in the league. This is how you get Dave back in the league. I'll do it. I'll do the trade. I'll

rescind the trade. My only stipulation is that I get to write all the questions for the experts. Every match the experts win, I get to write the questions. That's all I ask. Let me write every question for the experts. Every match the experts win, I get to write the questions. That's all I ask. Let me write every question for the experts, every experts match, and I will voluntarily trade Kirk back for Mincy. KB, we're going to need you to get Sheed on the line.

Yeah, would you be open to Rasheed Wallace being the commissioner? Like Rasheed Wallace? Yes. Rasheed, yeah. I'd be open to it. Okay. That's not a no. No, I mean, I'm still going to do my thing,

but I'll have no say in any of the moves and trades going forward. I think this trade would have been past three yesterday if captains would have voted, but that's just me. I was fine with it. Yeah. It didn't scare me. Yeah, I had no problem with it. Yeah.

I don't know why this, of all things, bothered everybody. What, one of the best trivia players? But he does say he says that he doesn't like the idea that one team, Dave said this, one team was making no clear way to get better. Though I'd argue Kirk was going to dump those two guys off the team anyway. So, if anything, it was saving their life in a dozen. And they were not playing well anyway. So they were going to rebuild.

Okay. Titus, you don't have to. I mean, if this happens, it may not be accepted. It may be over at this point. He left the negotiating room. He was done with it. You also don't have to keep Mincy either. I love Mincy.

The other thing is, Jeff, you could just wait out dave because i was saying that the barrier to like create another league is very daunting well he did so that's that's where on radio he said this wouldn't launch till the summer and i immediately became less worried yeah yeah how do you feel about gooch oh yeah i mean does is gooch made a clear new york play a clear anti-Chicago move there. I don't know if he's allowed in Chicago. Why was it a clear anti-Chicago move? I don't know.

Gaz made it seem like it was an anti-Chicago move. That makes no sense. That makes no sense. It's up to you and Hank. I don't think Gaz knows what he's talking about. That could be the case. Yeah. I think Gooch was just, listen, the money that has been thrown around for this new Triv League.

Oh, I stand no chance. I'll be a sandwich artist in two weeks if he does that. The Ravens could win the Super Bowl, Jeff, and then we'd have our funding for the dozen. No amount of money gets made. I also, I got to say, I don't want the dozen to be for money. People get mad enough as it is, and it's for nothing. Yeah. Agreed.

Could you imagine if Mincy just cost Titus like 10 grand the other night? That would rule. That would actually be fine. That would rule. That would get more viewers, I think. Yeah. That would rule. Don't say that.

Blame that on someone else. Jeff, don't say that point again. Don't say what you just said again. Could you imagine if a mincey fuck-up cost somebody $10,000? That would be amazing. That would be incredible. All right, well, Jeff, I'm rooting for you. I have not signed any paperwork, just so you know.

I've told you, are the Frankettes still in the league? Absolutely. Do you see Frank? I'm playing out all my options is is there is this i made this may be like a fourth wall where i get in trouble for it he did frank sent out a tweet that doesn't seem like it was from frank yeah that might have been janks his points yeah it's like written like a poem yeah there's rumors that like frank is like drake it's almost like yeah

self-confidence i just love the idea of monday night wars don't you brandon no why you're a wrestling fan because i'm i'm a dozen guy it would be electric though don't you wish jeff doesn't it make you wish you could just go back to the days where it was just me and pft against everybody and your life was a little bit happier and we back to OG act team of Big Cat, Roan, and Joey Molinaro. Wait, he was on our team? Yeah. What? You technically were the first team ever to have no fans.

It was just you and two other employees. And it was you, Roan, and Joey, and then you swapped. I sent a really awkward text to Joey like, hey, you've been replaced by Che. I don't even remember that. That was at the very, very, very beginning. That was a great trade. They want the gift. Yeah.

All right. Well, thank you, Jeff. We'll see you later. All right. See you guys. Bye, Jeff. Bye, Jeff. By the way, Game Time, you shouldn't have to worry about buying tickets to your next big event.

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All right, I got to go. We're currently at five workers. Yeah, you guys monitor this. I'll see you guys on Friday. Apologies, I have to run to the airport. Safe travels. Go buy Rough and Rowdy tomorrow night. Also, we'll figure out something fun for KB's birthday.

Yeah, you got the Jerry stream you got to figure out. You got the dozen you got to figure out. I don't have to figure out anything. It's going to be a mentally productive flight. No, no, I was kidding. What do I have to figure out for the day? Nothing for mine. Oh, I thought you were considering your options. Didn't you just tell Jeff you were – you haven't –

Oh, my options are just whoever gives me the most money. Okay, all right. Fair enough. I've probably been the only one who's been as brutally honest as possible from the beginning of this we'll go get on a plane all right see you guys see you see you i thought that motherfucker would never leave uh we're now at six we got six that seems low for a tether ball if i'm being honest, the ball should not be that low. I don't think it should be. It shouldn't start from that low of a point.

That's too much string. It looks like your ball sack, Brandon. It does. It looks a lot like my ball sack. Especially because it's just one. That's almost identical to my ball sack. That was an aggressive slap. That was an ass smack.

All right. So, tether ball is our next big idea. We've got to give credit to Max, by the way. Why Max? Good lunch yesterday. Good lunch, but it was late. I don't know if we do have to give him credit. I think it was worth the wait.

What did you guys think of the pizza today? It was very high-quality pizza. I know you probably didn't eat it. Didn't eat it, no. Yeah, great pizza. High-quality pizza. Yeah, that's probably my one note, I would say. Professor Pizza.

Shout-out to Professor Pizza. It was great. It was good. The food, I mean, the Jamaican my one note, I would say. Professor Pizza. Shout out to Professor Pizza. It was great. It was good. The food, I mean, the Jamaican food was the best I've had. It was so good. It was very good. Perfectly juicy, tender. The brisket was good.

Flavorful. I don't even like beans, and I was eating beans. I was like, Jamaica has less people than Mississippi. Really? Less than 3 million people? Yeah. How many people does Jamaica have? I think 2.8. wow that's that's uh

and look what they've done what's it can't mississippi's 2.9 so that probably is the closest in population 2.828 damn i thought mississippi would be bigger no it's not very big it's the smallest sec state there is more jamaicans inicans in Brooklyn than on the actual island, though. Is that true? Yeah. No way. No, there are a lot of them. There's not even 2.9 million people in Brooklyn. There's more Jamaicans outside of Jamaica than on the actual island.

There's a lot in England, too, right? They like to work at resorts. They're everywhere. There's a lot here. Okay. Are they really just going to play in front of us when we're trying to do it like guys we're trying to show i mean they're close the door the door the door's a glass for how boring this is

you can't stop watching incredibly distracting i cannot stop watching it i don't know i'm kind of in on it why is he punching it oh i don't know. I'm kind of in on it. Why is he punching it? Oh. I don't know if there's... Is there a competitive tetherball? It's a close hand. Do they have a championship? It does make you look... Even the strongest hit, it looks weak. Yeah, it makes you look flamboyant. Yeah.

Flamboyant as fuck. That should count. That wrapped up. Okay. Is there any, like, bad boy tetherball? Sportsmanship. There's got to be some, like, sick tetherball players out there. I mean, but i don't know

if they look sick oh they probably look physically ill yeah i mean i'll look at it i'll look at the could you show us the best tetherball players in the world so i i searched on youtube tetherball championship the first one is from the ultimate fighter the fourth one is a third grader versus a fifth grade girl uh the third one is from regular show on cartoon network so it looks like tj thailand thailand's they get it done no well maybe not the third grader versus fifth i mean i'd watch the third grader against fifth grade girl but yeah play that you want to gamble on it pause Pause it. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, that girl looks pretty good. Oh, dude.

She's damn good. She's nice. Fuck, she's great. Uh-oh. Oh. Hey, what? What? She's doing tricks.

She's helpless, dude. She can't do anything. Boom! She might take back over, though. So I think that we need the floor markings, too, because I'm pretty sure you can't... Oh, these two are incredible. They're nuts. They're the best in the world.

They are the best. Uh-oh. Look at that arm flail. The meta is just hitting it straight up. Is this the? Oh, you can catch it. Almost certainly can't catch it. You got to go for altitude?

Yeah, because they can't jump. Is this the greatest tetherball match of all time? I think this is awesome. Why is there a wreck of clothes at that school? That's odd. Oh, man. See, that shouldn't count as a block either. Third grader versus fifth grader at tetherball.

Oh, got a new competitor? Oh! No! Right in the face. All right, Kyle. Geo, guess where is this? I don't even know what country. I can't tell what's going on either. It looks like an Australian tree. Right in the face.

Wait. That could be like New Zealand. That's a third grader's fault. Yeah, you got to get outside the swing zone. Wait, what's that game over there? Is that? What are they playing? No, not over there.

The one that just go. Yeah. They were like hitting a big ball with their fists. You know TJ's not controlling the camera, right? Zoom out, TJ. Ooh. All right. There's two channels I like right now.

This one and one just called Color, where it's just one color for like two hours And then the stream ends It's a live stream So Y'all can watch this for a while? Probably not I don't think I could watch that I was very impressed by the tall girl

I thought both girls were impressive I'd watch them compete Oh there goes Professor Pizza And he actually looks like a professor. So that's him. Anything else I've got to hit right now? Who can do the High Noon read who's here? Mook, you can, right?

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Brandon. Hi, Mook. Have you found anything on Tommy's phone yet that displeased you? No. The last two days I've gone to bed so early I haven't checked. I need to do my phone check tonight. Everything seems fine. Everything seems above board.

Although I did say, I asked him yesterday, have you texted anybody from the act? And he said, yeah, Mark Titus. Oh, no. So he's on an individual text with you. Don't worry about it. So what could be happening there? Or is there –

Is that a walk-off? It's a walk-off? It's a walk-off. That's a walk-off. Titus has been making power moves out here. Why would he walk off when confronted about his text message with my son? It's a little fishy. I don't know.

Mook, I can't see you. I know. It's every day. That was good. Yeah, I like that. That felt good. I hate when I do that. I probably shouldn't do it.

You're good at it. I am good at it. Whenever you throw something, it's impressive. Yeah, I'm good at it. Have either of you talked to tommy separately and independently no i'm afraid to okay i would be fine with it okay the man's gonna be the future of this world really yeah not just the company but the world so if you want to get in early you should do it now why are you what's the the dynamic between

him and his other sibling um so tommy is the uh the out there one he's the one between him and his other siblings? So Tommy is the out there one. He's the one I have to get on to go to bed. He's the one that I have to wake up. He's the one I have to physically make. And the others are very, very responsible. And I'll tell you like this. I waited until Tommy turned 13 to get him a cell phone, and I got his 11-year-old brother a cell phone this year

because he's as responsible as Tommy is. He's more responsible than Tommy is, even though Tommy is two years older. Okay. Tommy hates the 8-year-old brother or self on this year because he's as responsible as Tommy is. He's more responsible than Tommy is, even though Tommy's two years older. Okay. Tommy hates the 8-year-old. Is there any alliances? I think that's natural. Why does he hate your sibling? Yeah, the 8-year-old really gets under his skin.

The only time I hear him yell is when he yells at the 8-year-old. Also, when he's playing Fortnite. He'll yell during Fortnite. What happened to that? Somebody knocked the mic stand over. But have y'all ever... TJ, maybe you know. Is there a phenomenon of kids just yelling when they play Fortnite? Yeah, I think that started in the early 80s or late 70s

whenever video games got popular. Sometimes if you lose in a video game, you get angry. That's weird. No, no, no. Tommy yells happy. Oh, he's joyous. It will sound like, I will be concerned, it will be the loudest yelling I've ever heard from him, but he will be yelling, he will be screaming

in laughter. He's probably shitting on noobs. Oh, speaking, have you seen the clip, TJ, of the kid who's live, I think on Xbox, shitting his pants and his mom comes in. He was like, you got to go to the bathroom. I don't know what the fuck the situation is there. It's a mom yelling.

It's like, you're literally shitting right now. I think the original clip he's playing World of Warcraft or something. Toughless. World of Warcraft is the Leroy Jennings game, right? Leroy Jenkins. Leroy Jenkins. That was fake, by the way. No.

Don't fucking say that. Why'd you do that? Don't fucking say that. Yep. Still funny. What do you mean? How was it fake? It was like AI sound bites.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, hold on. Come here. What the fuck? He did that on purpose. Of course he on. Get over here. Come here. What the fuck? He did that on purpose. Of course he did. Get over here, big boy. It worked.

What? How'd you learn to tie a tie like that? Guy like you? Good with the hands? How we doing, boys? Good. How are you? Doing good.

I'm dressed up to tape a commercial. Really? Well, I don't know. Yeah. Little dude. Did you hear the news? I saw the trade. So the offer was he has an hour to accept right yeah you might be on team smocking for the third time and the last i'm gonna be honest uh that's gonna take some serious doing oh you're gonna say no i mean after the way i was dismissed by ken jack no no we're saying no

we're saying no we're being i'm gonna say no to so you wouldn't accept the trade back i'm not saying i wouldn't i'm just saying oh i'm not saying no. I'm going to say no to you. So you wouldn't accept the trade back? I'm not saying I wouldn't. I'm just saying. I'm not saying I said no. Well, you guys have got to come together. We just got to talk. That's all. Well, you both have mics in front of you. Well, yeah.

That's awesome. But I got to tell you, I really got to go talk to you. Oh, yeah, he's got to. That's some hot-ass coffee you got. Yeah, yeah. That's the hottest coffee in the world. I've never seen anything. That's a chimney.

It's piping, yeah. All right, so are you going to run a comb through your hair? No, the point of the commercial is to look. The shovel. Okay, I got it. It's Dude Wipes and Stella Blue commercial. Okay. Dude Wipes and Stella Blue.

The duel. Coffee and shitting. It is a perfect pairing. Why is he carrying that bag so weird? I like to see him, isn't he, trying to figure out. Why is he carrying it around your shoulder, man? That's how he walks, remember? At the airport.

Look at that. That makes it as heavy as possible. Slapping his ankles. That's just not a functioning human being. Where were we at? Before he came in in the suit. Tommy yelling at me. Jenkins video is fake.

That's bullshit. Why did you go get your bag? Because you asked me what Tommy and I were talking about. And yesterday on the show. Was he in that bag? I got bullied by Nick and you and Tommy's response I didn't love. I was displaying my Pokemon collection, which is an Abra, which I thought was a pretty cool card.

Nick was like, shut up, bitch. Yeah. That's a basic-ass card. And now that I see it, it does say basic on the card right there. Is that all you got? But I was at Costco yesterday, and I stepped my game up. They had this for sale. They had the five-pack.

So I'm in the Pokemon business. I'm officially in the Pokemon business, and Tommy Walker and I are going to talk business on a regular basis, I think. So that's the news. Your boy has a five-pack. How are you going to incorporate Tommy into this five-pack? I don't know. We're going to trade. We're just going to set up a little economy.

So you're gathering inventory to enter the market. I'm entering the market. I'm officially entering the market. I'm entering the market. I'm officially entering the market. I'm entering the Tommy Walker. Yeah. Well, what would stop me from going to Costco and just buying Tommy the exact same five-pack? No, because this five-pack is different.

Because this five-pack, see, has the cloth. So good luck finding the cloth. That's big. An orthworm. You say orth? Yeah. Like an orthopedic worm? Yeah, it's an orthworm.

Let me see what we got here. Do you think... I feel like you've opened it poorly. Wait, what the fuck? There's one card? No, there's canisters of cards. So those are like the big boys. And you got packs.

And then they're in here? Yeah. You got little tins. All right, well, I'm in the business, so that's all. Well, Tommy would be interested. Yeah. What the... This was so much more money than I thought it would be interested. Yeah. What the? This was so much more money

than I thought it was going to be. That's expensive. I thought it would run. This was like 50 bucks or something, which I was expecting it to. Oh, the packs are in here. Yep. Huh.

You can get a big hitter out of one of those. You still buy this shit? Not Pokemon. I bet that was $59. You just said 50. Oh, you said 50. I wasn't listening. hitter out of one of those you still buy this shit not Pokemon I do I bet that was $59 Jeff Jeff text to me Jeff what's going on it's just yeah feel bad yeah all right well anytime we can have fun by tearing something down somebody's bill for the last four years I think we should do it where is this altruism coming for you no no i think this is fucking ridiculous this is all self-motivated who's self-motivated your your

desire to keep the dozen afloat yeah i think it's great you're operating your own self-interest but you're you're masking it as though you care about jeff and that you're really brokenhearted for jeff no i just think it's kind of i think this whole thing's a little stupid. Also, I wasn't scared – I kind of like the Kirk thing. I wanted Kirk on your team. I think that's more interesting. Yeah, I don't know. I think that's way more interesting than him with Rico.

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um and it's it's a different one every day or what? It's pretty much, but it's like ham and cheese sandwich, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, snack cake, snack cake, snack cake, snack cake, chips, graham crackers, snack cake. Got to make you feel a little better. Can you? The Appalachian diet. What's the peeing situation in a coal mine? I don't know. It's crazy to me that it's still like a thing.

Do you know coal miners? Yeah, we lived next to a mine. I figured you did. So a lot of people from my high school would go to the mine straight out of. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. They graduate on Friday, Monday morning, they're in the coal coal mine i think it's still as hard as it always has been they're just underground for 10 hours there's been no like improvements to the lives of coal

miners it's just still i'm not positive i don't know either it's a fascinating i think they probably i don't know they were they used to die in mass from the black lung. Pulmonary issues. I think they're fine on that end, but I think it's still a rigorous job. Yeah, 10 hours underground. That's disorienting at the very least. What do they actually do down there? I think they're digging coal. Digging at it? I actually have no idea.

I can't even picture what it's like down there. What's the physical mannerisms they go through? Is it the old pickaxe and they're just chopping away at it? The only way I know coal miners is Zoolander. That's all I know. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, I think you're picturing. I don't know. I don't want to ruffle any feathers.

I feel like they just maybe have joysticks now. Yeah. Because I don't know if they're the fittest dudes. But no disrespect. I mean, if you do that for 30 years, you're a tough motherfucker. I don't know how anybody would ever do it.

It's coal mining country. So it's West Virginia. It's Pennsylvania. Appalachia, Eastern Kentucky. It's all of that. Western Virginia. What are they doing in Perth again? What kind of mining is that? They're mining... What are they mining? I forget again what kind of mining is that oh they're uh they're mining um what are they mining i forget a lot of shit but it's like they're thriving down there they're like

businessmen they salt is that salt i don't know it's something where they mine for like five days on and then they get like a week off petroleum industry iron ore an iron mine couldn't even that's like southern ohio yeah aluminum nickel base metals copper lead and zinc what's the one that like powers all electronics cobalt is that i don't know shit about cobalt and i feel terrible admitting that i think there's like what is what is cobalt i know it's a something brand something good there's a there's a car that's a cobalt i think i think chevy it's a color right blue yeah cobalt i know cobalt blue that's cobalt blue that's all i really know what color is chartreuse chartreuse yeah i don't know that was like a french term chart Chartreuse? Yeah. Okay, so y'all don't know it either.

All right. Sounds like a name. Cobalt is part of all rechargeable battery technology. I thought that was lithium. That's another element that's involved in those batteries, yeah. But cobalt is needed for all rechargeable batteries, and it's being mined by slave labor in the Congo. So it's a big concern.

What if they run out? What if they stop doing it? It affects the entire Earth. ago so it's like a big concern like what if they run out what if they stop doing like that's it affects the entire is that the one where like there will be you'll see them digging people out of small holes in the dirt like they've there's one that you know what i'm talking about i think those might be cobalt mines but yeah that's in the drc i know congolese shit yeah yeah it's like and it's not these big, huge holes that you think. It's just like there will be a wall of dirt, and you think, okay, well, nothing's there.

And then all of a sudden, they'll reach in and they'll grab a person. So those are illegal miners. So those are like makeshift mine shafts kind of thing. Yeah, so they're sneaking in there and they're not supposed to be there. The thing is collapsing on them. That's why they're getting out. Zaw, have you ever scurried over to Congo? In transit.

In transit. It's very far from Zimbabwe. So that's like... Africa's massive, bro. The two Congo separated nations. Yep. The capitals are only separated by a river. But it's in Brazzaville.

But you can't cross the river? I believe so. So they pretty much can't visit each other, but they can see each other. They're basically in the same city. And they're growing so rapidly. Yeah. I mean, they...

What are the two countries? The DRC and the Republic of Congo. Okay. Are they looking at each other a lot? Is it a big like i don't know if they have like stare downs it's a huge it's the congo river it's huge okay so it'd be like just a river it's right but it wouldn't be like me uh like me staring to the other side of the basketball court to be bigger than that. Much, much. Okay. How much bigger are we talking?

How many basketball courts? I don't know. It's probably like bigger than the Hudson. Okay. Yeah, you couldn't see people from New York to Hoboken. You couldn't see those people. Maybe. Like you couldn't see their faces.

Ooh, is that a common or an uncommon? Radiant? Stage two, Skeller Dirge. Skeller Dirge dirge yeah but doesn't it say if it's what else you got in there the commonality of it oh how would you know what how would you know i don't know i don't either oh yeah i got i can scan it go ahead you have a pokemon scanner i have a card scanner scan that bitchgot you were a card guy. Yeah, I'm getting back into it. You're going to hide your cardness. It's just I've taken a backseat because I have no money. So what?

Are you getting into it again? Yes. Luke, what am I supposed to do with these? I've been recorded, brother. What am I supposed to do with these? Do we trade them or do we play them? I thought you were just going to text Tommy about them. I don't know.

Yeah, let's tell me. Okay. I don't know. I didn't have a plan other than I'm going to get in the game. And to text Tommy about them. I don't know. Yeah, let's tell me. Okay. I don't know. I wanted to, I didn't have a plan other than I'm going to get in the game and then now I'm in and I don't know,

I don't know what to do. I don't know if guys are like dueling actively or they're just looking at them. Yeah. So I have, there's a place in my town that deals in Pokemon cards and it sells all video games

and every Friday at four o'clock they shut it down and it becomes Pokemon battles or Magic the Gathering. And this shit will go on all night. So I think there are people actively doing it, right? There are, because I've seen some passionate conversations. Yeah, it's probably like guys my age. What do we got?

45 cents. That's a big ticket right there. That's a big old John. Damn. Did it say John? Yeah, it did say John. Okay. So you were in the collecting and reselling game of sports cards?

Yes. Buy low, sell high. Get a raw card, grade it, see if you can get that. You're looking for not the type of the player, but the type of card, the brand? Mix of both. Mix of both. Mix of both. It depends where you can- What was your best, most euphoric opening reveal?

I've never- So I've pulled- There's a lot of people that break for a living. They'll buy $10,000 boxes of cards. They'll pick out the best rookies, send them off to PSA, get them graded, and they'll make five, 10x their money. I've pulled one card one time, Justin Herber card, got it graded, graded 10, the pack was like 50 bucks, and I made like 700 bucks off of it.

I got lucky. But the most packs are probably like the slot machines, like it's their only... It's gambling. Your chance of winning is so low. So low. Over Christmas... Making money. they're only it's gambling chance of winning is so low so low over christmas making money over christmas me and my brother uh and another friend of ours split a case of mosaic football

it was like 5 500 bucks i put in like a thousand bucks which is huge for me so you buy the pack for like how much you can buy a box for like a grand a grand yes and then so you probably it tricks you into thinking you're winning by giving you like a one, like $200 card, one $300 card, but you still lost $500. Dude, a lot of times you can barely make like $200 back. But then you can hit the one big one, like a CJ Stroud one of one, and that card can go for like $200,000. Yeah. But you're like 200 grand. Yeah. But, but you're ultimately losing money.

Yes. It's low. It's gambling. It's gambling. It's gambling. Yeah. When did it become that? Cause it didn't used to be that video recently.

I think black fire innovations. It's like a laboratory in Las Vegas. They're coming up with some new ways to fuck us forever. Okay. Black video games and gambling are now in cahoots. They're using the same mechanisms to trick you into playing more. So just getting you to come back

for that little extra squeeze. A little extra squeeze. Yeah. Huh. Yeah, cards, when I was growing up, it was just like, card comes out, different set every year.

You either buy the set or you chase the set or you get the best card in the set and then you have a collection. It's like Tommy when he plays video games is does he have to ever spend money? Oh, buddy. Yeah, all the time. Oh, yeah. All the time. Yeah.

But I do have it set up to my phone, so I have to approve purchases. There's so many crazy stories about like kids that have maxed out their parents' credit cards. Was it Caleb? When Caleb was on the Yankee, he told us a story of... His brother spent five grand. What was it? Farmville? Clash of Clans.

But in his defense, he was a top-ranked player in the world at one point. Was that like a Facebook game or was that an iPhone game? It was one of those. Farmville was like Facebook, right? Yeah. Farmville, yeah? It was one of those. Farmville was like Facebook, right? Yeah. Farmville, yeah. I was always getting notifications. What was your guys' best card, trading card growing up, any sport?

Growing up. I had the King Griffey Jr. rookie card when it mattered for about 10 years, and then it just didn't ever turn into anything. I had a Clemens rookie. I was a big Jim Tomey guy. That was the first card I ever got, Jim Tomey. The star. Beast.

I don't know. Who's the best baseball player from Mississippi? Don't really. Dave Parker, maybe, for the Pirates. Dizzy Dean, it could be argued from Mississippi. Dizzy Dean. He's also acclaimed by Arkansas, and they probably have a better claim to him. I don't know.

We don't really have a great legendary baseball. Football, we got the best. We might have the three best of all time. But baseball, we don't have anybody. Who are they? Jerry Rice, Walter Payton. Oh, my God. Jerry Rice, Walter Payton, and then obviously not graceful time but

brett farve those those are our big three in football yeah roy oswalt probably our best ever roy oswalt uh charlie hayes i didn't know forgot g walker oil can boyd i remember he played for the red sox oil can boyd dennis boyd yeah oil oil can. Had a huge crack cocaine problem. Is that why they called him Oil Can? No, I don't know why they called him Oil Can. Spencer Haywood. Cool Papa Bill? Yeah, very similar.

Oh, yeah, he's from Starkville. Was he actually hitting the pipe during the playoffs? Oil Can Boyd or Haywood? Haywood. Haywood probably was, yeah. But late 70s NBA. Willing to talk winning time with anyone who's down? Late 70s, early 80s NBA was all drugs.

Yeah. It was all drugs. Yeah. It was all drugs. They painted him to be like a full-blown junkie. You should read the book. Brandon, were you alive when like – That inspired the – that they made the show out of. Yeah, sure. You don't have to.

I mean, I kind of know what happened. It was Jeff Perlman, but he goes in-depth about Haywood. It's really good. Okay. Brandon, were you alive when you could buy cocaine over the counter? No, no, no, no, no no what happened to quaaludes i think they like ran out like the dodo just like literally ran out went extinct that whatever chemical they weren't being made at the same cycle they were being consumed yeah i think i think we're out of we as a society when did but they were so prevalent

yeah they i just know from wolf of wall street that's my quailude knowledge you ever do a lewd never no no wouldn't even really know what it is is it a pill the drug was discontinued in in 1985 pfizer pfizer they stopped doing that and they created COVID. Took away Quaaludes. Do you guys have any, like, desperation scenarios where, like, alright, if this happens,

I will try hardcore pills? Uh, no. No, I don't think I do. What would be a scenario like that? If, like, the bottom fell out money-wise or what? Yeah, like, no job. don't think I do. What would be a scenario like that? If like the bottom fell out money-wise or what?

Yeah, like no job, like job done, money gone. Have you ever fantasized about? I have, yeah, because I know, I mean, everyone knows like how awesome that would be for the first few months. Hours? Yeah. Weeks? Yeah. I bet weeks.

I bet weeks. I bet you'd be like in heaven for a couple of weeks and then it would all come crashing down yes maybe hours maybe months i don't know yeah i don't either i don't know i don't know that i'm not familiar i mean i barely no recreational drug use whatsoever so i don't i don't know i almost did a perk one time. What a sentence that was. It was the scariest moment of my life. I got home from college. I almost did a zen.

You did. Do you want a three? No, I'm good. I was doing Xanax at college, and that summer I was working at a pizza shop down in Jersey, South Jersey, and it was full of just like illegals. It was like dudes that have gotten there for the summer to work for cash yeah and the whole summer i was like fuck i would love xanax like whatever and i would like talk to them about it and the one day i'm like it wasn't on accident

the one day the guy vidal was like you just want a perk like i chopped uh cheesesteaks every day like on perks it feels amazing i think all of those guys in the kitchen do all of them are doing perks and i didn't realize that until like he was just like yeah and he pulled out like a bottle he had like 60 on him and he like offered it to me and i was like very close to doing a perk and i think you didn't do it i didn't i think you're the type of guy that would thanks thanks kyle never you let's give it a shot I accidentally took a five I purposely took a five milligram oxy for my bursitis and then I forgot and I started drinking and it was like the best feeling ever now what is bursitis is that the inflammation of the bursa sac

and your knee okay all right yeah see oxy does that actually take you up or take you down down or just deadens everything it's a down okay all right were you ever influenced to do like painkillers no no it's a that's a big time that's definitely a columbus thing though columbus yeah i mean that's a midwest thing yeah that's a big time problem where i'm from so we i don't do any. If I had surgery, I'd throw my painkillers away. I don't even do them when I need them because that's just like. Yeah, you can't be doing that.

I don't know. I'd rather suck it up than fall into that trap. Yeah, what's the stand-up scene like with drugs no a lot of coke still all right not as much but like you know the guys who are doing yeah it's a big like we had a good set let's do a bump like no one's going oh really so it's never before the set i would imagine anything to make you chase that high just make you feel pumped up like a confidence boost yeah a lot of people probably booze is the biggest issue in stand-up for sure you bring it up like chefs i'm trying to think like the the jobs where it's just understood of course of course you're doing

hard drugs like what that's a lot of you have to the fucking teen girls at rita's italian ice they're all fucking bugged out. Yeah. That's a known problem. Hey, Moog, can I ask a stand-up question? Sure. You ever get up there and forget? Have to.

No. Really? You got it down. I don't forget. I'll forget new jokes. So yeah. So yeah. But I could recite 20 minutes without even thinking about it right now.

It's just muscle memory at this point. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Have you ever tried throwing in a new like body gesture no you have it down to the gestures yeah i don't do many like gestures okay yeah it's more of just how i talk i really don't change much because i was asking you this on saturday uh when you were tossing out the idea of me hosting one of those laugh factory things I said, I don't know what type of standup I am. Is that something that you intentionally set out to become or it finds you?

No, I don't really, a lot of people like try to have like a persona on stage and some people can get away with it. But if you're actually going to do it, you just have to be yourself. Yeah. But I think you would be, I don't know what my persona, I i'm pretty deadpan yeah i would be i don't just try to act like hyped up yeah because you can't sustain singing a robin williams type act uh i make like faces like jim carrey if you ever watch like his old stand-up and he's can you do faces no but It'd be a fun surprise. Who's the best face comic? Jim Carrey.

It was Jim Carrey. Like, active. Sebastian. The face mantle. Sebastian is very physical. He's a good face guy. He's a big, like, and then, like, a big just act out guy. Yeah.

Eyes go bulge a little bit. Yeah. I tried to do a British accent once, and just in the moment, I was like, I'm about to do a british accent once and i just in the moment i was like i'm about to do a british accent this is gonna go horribly wrong and that made it funny but oh you told him that yes okay because i was like about to do it i like it was a new joke i wrote i wrote down i was like i was like six months into stand-up i was like when i go to chipotle i turn into a british woman asking for like my rice and chicken and then I was like when I go to Chipotle I turn into a British woman asking for like my rice and chicken and then I was like in what way yeah can I get some like just being like very proper and

nice it was terrible so I know you have the patent at KB signature yeah do you have any like international accents no I don't think so I think you could though if you can do the kb yeah right right right anything yeah yeah that's a tough one the fasoli impression's the new hot one that yeah a lot of uh well he's every race he really is he could be any name a race that he couldn't be oh fuck now that. Now that he's even down. It's a great point. It's a tough question. It's a great point.

You're right. It's a great point. You could make an argument for all of them. I'm running out. Just doing my job. Just doing my job. TJ, you want to go and spin the wheel? Yeah, spin the wheel.

We've got to come up with a strategy for tomorrow. We might get some extra bodies in here. Yeah, get some heads. Yeah. Or not. Get some bodies or heads. Anything I should know about Pittsburgh? Never been.

Oh. The Steel City. Oh, you're not going to be here tomorrow. Nope. It's just us three? Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. Yeah, we can get a couple others.

You'll love it. You, Nick, Sass. That'll be amazing.'s gonna be fun yeah i'm pumped and they're they're um they're more privy to the vulgarity so don't worry about that okay that's their style yeah yeah i feel like it's similar to buffalo is that correct probably like the yeah a little more like filthy fucking buffalo yeah i like that is buffalo not? It seems like it would be. Have a likable layer of filth? They're filthy, but Pittsburgh has an extra filter of grime. Ritty and grimy.

Yeah, like dudes wearing boots that are covered. Less hygiene than Buffalo. Yeah. Yeah. All right, spin it. We're going to have to bear the sins of our compadres here nope

hasn't really been close lately well that just you saying that was well I mean it just hasn't after all now it's very symmetrical alright y'all wanna shut her down we'll be back tomorrow

meet me on the tether ball yeah dude I took you been dying to do a tether ball. Yeah. Dude, I took... You've been dying to do a tether ball? No, because I know that's a horrible look. Yeah. I took one swing and my shoulder's fucked up. You tried it?

Yeah. Not great. That might be the worst look. Yeah. Getting hurt playing tether ball is hard to explain to anybody. Unless you're that third grader that got punched in the face. That third grader's not getting hurt. She was fine.

She was fine? The skill she's got, she was fine. She's been through that. True. That was nothing to her. All right, shut her down, TJ. We'll be back tomorrow. Thanks.

Peace. Peace. Peace. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow. Bye.