The Yak - The Barstool Gametime BEEF Gets Solved By The Wheel | The Yak 1-31-22

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hey, bro, what's the act? What's the act? Yep. Yep. What's the act? Yep. Yes, sir. I mean, we start the show now as tradition, one way and one way only.

Natural five. It is one spin. It's a wet or a dry show. We all agree to respect this, right? Yes, yes. And we're going to do this to start every single show now. We need a dampsman creed. Oh, my God. If we have to go.

I said it would be funny if we hit it today, and it would be funny if we hit it Friday. It would be funny if we do it like three days in a row. Oh, my God. You're going to do it in LA? I don't know. Let's figure that out. All right. Yeah.

Okay. Almost certainly. Yeah, you have to. Oh, fuck. Boy. We're just going to do it dry? No music? That wet does look bigger than me.

That wet looks bigger. Right. It's bigger. For some reason, that sliver looks bigger than the entirety of the room. We hit wet today. It's rigged. I'm going to cry. Don't say that word, Ron.

Okay. Hit it. Oh. Look at that wet going. No! No way! No way! Dry show. It's a dry show today.

The wheel is just three away. That's fucked. It's going to be electric when we get wet again. I plan for a dry day today. God. Yeah, I'm going to have to bring a towel or something to put back on. We all look like walking barstool billboards when we left the other day. Oh, yeah.

Just wearing random branded positive vibes only sweatshirts. I might start wearing a wetsuit underneath my clothes or something. I had some pink fro-toe. Like, with the pants that look pretty good. Yeah? Just stack clothes. You could just stack clothes on top of one another. But that didn't make it any better.

I thought that having a bunch of clothes all on top of one another would have been beneficial. I feel a little naked over here. You gotta, like, swim in freezing water to get naked, right? You don't want clothes on you? Yes. And start jerking off the man next to you. Yes. I said that's the only way. I've always heard that. You cover yourself in a thin film of semen and it's

like insulation. Semen keeps us warm. It's hydrophobic. But not homo. That's why Bear Grylls was so good. Loads were just very opaque. You would hold it up for months. Bear Grylls would. Where's

that one? Yeah, I don't fucking know. You just said late. Also, what's KB's deal? What is KB's deal? He's now wearing glasses out at bars and going to steak restaurants with, like, many women. Yeah, that I wasn't invited to. That's fucked.

KB's got that glasses look he's sporting. He had a much weirder weekend than that. We go to Jeff D. Lowe's Instagram. He looks like a different guy. He looks like he's related to Jake Marsh. Did he get put on? I don't know. But he's definitely playing a different character at night.

I lost the timeline. Where was the Jeff D. Lowe dinner in relation to the dinner? Look at this guy. Your dinner. That's KB? And he's clean shaven now, too. And look at his lips. Red lips.

He's like Rachel Maddow. He does look. He does look. He's got a little Maddow. Rachel Maddow. Little fucking imp. He's definitely. He's wet, though.

Look at the sheen on the boy. He's telling people he went to Harvard. You can see the reflection of the cameraman. Also, Jeff D. Lowe's pulling one off here, too. Yeah, but that's classic Lowe. Yeah, that's Lowe. Yeah, that's Lowe for the course. He's layered up.

KB's wearing lipstick. Jeff D. Lowe has a hint of a frown on his face. KB has a wry little, a wry smile. Very pink lips. Very pink lips. VPLs. He could pick up some chicks. It makes me wonder what his penis tip is colored.

It's the same color, right? Look at that jealous guy in the back. Labrador retriever? The guy in the back's got hate in his eyes. Rumor has it KB got in trouble at Ketch Steakhouse for pretending to be a hibachi chef. Oh, no. That's right. Yeah, I just...

I think there's footage. I saw that picture when I was scrolling my Instagram stories. I was like, who's this? Yeah. What type of well-read bastard is this? This Vermont bastard. Who the fuck does he think he is? Maybe wearing glasses.

Look at that. Oh! Oh, with Francis. That was Friday night? Friday night. Look at that. Oh. Oh, with Francis. That was Friday night? Friday night. That's right. That's why you were upset about getting wet? Still wet.

I mean, I didn't. You were still wet there. Look how. I am still wet. You usually have so much more volume than that. Who procured that? Who initiated that dinner? Me, and I paid.

Whoa. Yeah, that's right. Nick picked up the check. Nick picks. That's what he does. That's what I do. Yeah, Nick was in charge, and we fell in line. I was happy to get the invite.

Francis is doing well, though. He sends his best to you, Big Cat, not Brandon. Never did. I didn't really fancy you. Did you ever cross paths? No. When I got hired, I think he got fired a week before I arrived in the office. Oh, so he must probably think it's your fault.

No, no. He had to make room. I did take his desk. Yeah, I did take his desk. Oh, that's interesting. No, I squatted right on his desk, yeah. But he was nice to me in the interim. He would reach out and say,

I got hired in April. I got hired in April. I got here at the end of June. And then he said, he reached out to me and said, whatever I can do for you, I'll do it. He's trying to fuck you. I thought I had a good rapport with him. So he has no idea even that Ben Mintz exists.

He doesn't even know that there was a Ben Mintz. I don't know. What percent of the global population knows Ben Mintz exists? Two percent? That's not very much. 94%. KB's on his Spike Lee shit. I like that.

Some early 90s Michael Jordan shit. KB, we're just looking at pictures of you from the weekend. Yeah. Look at that. Took a couple disses to the chin. Disses? No. You look great.

The transition was not seamless. What about your lips there? Yeah, explain the lips. I don't know. You drinking fruit punch? I don't know. You're probably a little dry. A little dry?

Chopped, yeah. My lips have been gross. And you've been using chapstick. Yeah. It's because there's no water in this office. That's really why. It's a fact. no water in this office. That's really why. It's a fact. No water.

Everybody's a little bit dehydrated, a little bit parched. I like the glasses look. I was going to put them on if you guys like. Oh, let's go. Different guy. Different guy. And so that's certainly not a put on by me. Our glasses look nothing alike.

It's not a put on. Yes, it is a put-on. Well, they're turtle shell. They're both turtle shell. They're the same glasses. You did not put me onto these. These are Felix Grey. Yeah.

Best in the biz. They're the best in the biz. You look great, KB. It just adds a weight to your face. Are you being serious? It does. I just got back from the dermatologist. About your lips?

I'm wearing makeup right now. Oh, really? A little concealer that doubles as a moisturizer. Oh. Not on your forehead. Hides the redness a little bit. Really? So they just told you there's no cure.

You just kind of have to hide it. It's a lifelong affliction. They can't give you an antibiotic or something like that? I have two. You have two antibiotics? Yeah. So what else is that? I have a two You have two antibiotics? Yeah So what else is up? You got a humidifier in your house?

You need a humidifier Did you end up on my list? Big cash right You need a humidifier Big cash right, you need a humidifier Stop trying to change the subject Yeah Your house is fucking dry as fuck

I can already tell How was your birthday? It was great So you went to catch Steakhouse. I did. A lot of girls. Actually an incredible ratio. And you guys didn't have anybody else to invite.

The perfect ratio. Five chicks, two dudes. One of the dudes being Jeff D. Lowe. Where'd you sit? The ugly side. Did you have a concealer on? I did, yeah. Okay.

You were pretending to be a hibachi chef? ugly side. Did you have a concealer on? I did. Okay. Humbly. You were pretending to be a hibachi chef? No. That's what I heard. That's not what I

heard. I can't do shit around here. They said there's footage. They said there's footage. What else did you

tell them? You lit an onion on fire and they had to call the cops. You did an onion volcano. Some stunts. We didn't bring up, did you end up on You lit an onion on fire and they had to call the cops. You did an onion volcano. Some stunts. We didn't bring up, did you end up on me and Sass's old block?

Yeah, I went to the Q. You went to the gayest bar in New York City. It's the gayest bar in the city. I walked in and I was like, this is the gayest place in the world. And someone was like, it's top three. And what happened? You tried to wrestle a guy on the dance floor right it was like euphoria continuing to make wrestlers look so bad were there dudes fucking there pretty much yeah there dudes in cages dudes stripping like people were just like passing out to unconscious

like that's like a gay thing that's fire was it like the faint thing where you do like the real dramatic like faint and you like kick the leg back like jump into the air

type of pass out or they were crumpling in the heat it was like yeah cinematic things why did you go there someone wanted to Jeff

Jeff was it Jeff the chica the girls wanted to Holy shit bro You You sound like you had a banger Sounds like you have secrets

That you Lay untold Do you think gay guys Get mad about that Like when a bunch of Straight girls are like Oh we're gonna have fun tonight Going to a gay bar

Appropriation Yes Straight girls especially Straight girls Yeah I guess they do Especially if there's a capacity Police it to To a certain extent.

They don't want you there. Right. Did you get hit on? People must have known I was straight. Yeah. You know there's thousands of gay bars in the country and like four lesbian? Yeah. Yeah, they're like the blimps of the LGBT bars.

That's why we should open up a barstool lesbian bar. I'll shave my beard and be your face. So lesbians can't go to gay bars? Isn't a gay bar a lesbian bar? I mean, how many Buffalo Wild Wings are there? That's probably a lesbian hot spot. That'd be great if lesbians just took that over. Yeah, they should.

This is ours now. Or Hooters. Hooters is for the gals. Twin Peaks. I've never even seen a Twin Peaks though. I've only seen Hooters. I didn't even realize that Twin Peaks is also just a busty restaurant. I didn't know that was a busty restaurant. Oh, I've been to an Irish one.

Oh, yeah. Tilt-a-Kilt. And what's that? Oh, that one was foul. It was in like South Bend, Indiana. Tilt-a-K kilt When you say foul The women The women were gross Oh come on

No no no They were serving Bad food They were serving Foul Foul food They weren't foul We did the wheel

No wet wheel Should we have to do it again Because you're not here No Kyle should have to spin it Yeah we're absolved Yeah you have to spin it Yeah. No wet wheel. Should we have to do it again because you're not here? No, Kyle should have to spin it. Yeah, we're absolved. Yeah, you have to spin it. Yeah, yeah. The wet wheel?

Yeah. This is to see if we have to do the wet wheel. You have to do the wet wheel on this show. How do you spin it? Yeah, because we already spun it. We got dry. You guys are dry. You weren't here on time, so we kind of got another.

So this would just be you versus yourself. Wait, should we spin a wheel to see how many spins Kyle has to do? After he hits it. Let's make sure he gets wet first. Let we spin a wheel to see how many spins Kyle has to do? After he hits it. Let's make sure he gets wet first. Let's do a one to five wheel. All right, go ahead, Kyle. Let's see if Kyle has to get wet. All right.

Go. Go. Oh, that's easy. That's easy. It's the exact opposite. They're way away from wet. Not even close. They're like 1030 wet.

But that did just waste one of the dries. No, no. That's not how it works. That's what I'm saying. I'm like scheming ways to get wetter. Just lessen the odds. How can you get wetter than last time? It doesn't lessen the odds.

No spin is predictive on the one before it. That's not how things work. I just want to fast forward until we get to wedding day. I want the excitement, but there needs to be that dry run. Yeah, dry spin. We were joking, but if Friday we spin the wheel and it's a wet show, it will be a six, seven-hour show. Yeah.

Do the whole wet wheel before we even get to the ping pong balls. We would. And Tommy Walker is going before we even get to the ping pong balls. We would. And Tommy Walker is going to have to get wet too. Might want to bring a waterproof tuxedo. Yeah. Waterproof tuxedo. Yeah. Get him the Teflon tux.

Don't let him fall asleep in a wetsuit if you get one. Dangerous. I've done that. Have you? Yeah. What happened? Did you prune up or? I lost like 10 pounds. Why? why what happened i was like 12 maybe and i was a surfer for halloween and i fell asleep after

school i fell asleep like 80 pounds woke up 70 what the fuck yeah why'd you weigh in before you went to sleep yeah what i'm using rough. But what is the science behind that? What is a wetsuit? Trap heat? Sweat? Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Never worn a wetsuit.

You never worn a wetsuit? I just thought it kept you dry. Let's get Brandon a wetsuit. Let's get Brandon a wetsuit. I'll buy him one. I'll wear a wetsuit to MLA, just to the show one day. What are all those edibles doing out there? Do you see that?

That shit looks fun as fuck. Oh, someone just plucked one. You think it's like an edible or just edible? I think those are just like actual food. I thought it was like a... I took one the other day. A gummy. An edible gummy. And? Nothing.

It made me stay up. I couldn't go to sleep. I was up at 3 o'clock. What kind? 3G? Yeah. Full gummy? Yeah, full gummy. I just was up at 3 o'clock. What kind? 3-C? Yeah, yeah. 3-C. Full gummy? Yeah, full gummy. And I just was up, just thinking about life.

In a good way? Was it pleasant or was it anxiety-inducing? No, it was pleasant. I was, like, focused on Madden. I really put together a good Madden franchise. Who'd you have? Well, I did my favorite thing in Madden. I have the Falcons.

I simulate. I had 10 years, so I have a fresh league to start with, and my team's always bad, and I have a number one pick. Amazing. From Kansas State. His name's Earl Sheffield. He's great. Sounds like it worked.

He had a blast. Yeah, I had a good time. That's what it's like every time, dude. I got too far into the season. Did you win a Super Bowl? Well, no. I only played like five games that night, but I still got a couple. If he was the consensus number one but went to Ole Miss, would you take him?

All right. So, I have a starting safety, second year, Earl Moreland. Another Earl? No, not Earl Moreland. Eric Moreland. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Eric Moreland, and he was from Ole Miss, so I changed his college to Mississippi State.

Oh, you can't do that. Yes, you can. You can. You can't. You can't. The whole thing is void. I had to take a melatonin to go to sleep. Oh, you were't do that. Yes, you can. You can. No, you can't. The whole thing is void. I had to take a melatonin to go to sleep. Oh, you were cross-fitted.

You're a drug addict. You're a druggie. You're like the opening scene of Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, you are. Just taking... Barbiturates. Blow all day. I take free tea to play Madden.

I take melatonin to fall back asleep. I take whaludes to do walk the line. You're living your best life. That shit sounds fire. That sounds incredible. It was an interesting Friday night. What time did you go to sleep? About 3.30, 4 o'clock.

What time did you wake up? Nine. Nine? You're living. That's so sick. Because it was also a big snow day. Yeah. It was a snowstorm night, and I had to wake up to shovel the sidewalk and shit, or at

least watch my wife do it. Check the action figures? Yeah, check the action. Yeah, exactly. I set my alarm for seven so I could check the action figures. Do you wake up every two hours? On the action figure nights, I do. I get worried about them, and I have to go check on them.

Worried about them? Well, when they're outside, they get reanimated. Yeah, they turn to light. It's a toy story, a reverse toy story. You can hear them screaming if you listen carefully on a snowy night in New Jersey. Yeah, that's why you stayed up all night. Yeah, I even almost got myself canceled over it. I forgot Sean Bradley had the thing.

What was his thing? Oh, yeah, he's paralyzed. Yeah. He got hit by a car. So I had Sean Bradley out there, and the first picture was me saying. Sean Bradley's paralyzed? Yeah, he got hit by a car riding his bike. And I said, Sean Bradley lost his feet.

And the people were like, oh, that's fucked up. What are you talking about? No, but that's not fucked up. You didn't say he lost the feeling of his feet. The cold probably made. If he was diabetic, that would be fucked up. Damn, I had no idea about Bradley. He's like 6'7", isn't he?

7'6". 7'6", I mean, yeah. 6'7", wouldn't be too tall. How do you hit him with a car? What kind of bike was he riding? One with a big front wheel? One of those Mormon bikes. Yeah.

Mormon bikes? Yeah. What's a Mormon bike? The ones that don't go up your ass. Yeah. No penetration. Damn. I didn't know that about Bradley.

I didn't either, really. Very sad. I was aware of it a little bit when they said it, I remember. That's sadder than hearing a celebrity die to me. I'm sadder about it. I don't know about you, pussies. No, you're not even sad, bro. I'm thinking about Grant. You ever see the

people role-playing Grand Theft Auto as cops? Oh, yeah. And they pull people over and stuff? No. It's funny. I told you they'd care. They're like kids who are super professional about it.

And they pull people over? Do they steal valor? Yeah. Do we have a clip? It's the game Grand Theft Auto, and they're role-playing as playing. It's like a modded server that you can do on PCs. Oh, so they're playing as cops on the game. The idea is that it's more realistic and that you're supposed to take it seriously. So there's like times where you can break the law and there's times where like a cop can pull you over.

But it's just a person pretending to be a cop. What's a modded server? You download GTA. Then you download another server that lets you access a different rule set, basically. It's not the actual game. It's a waiter with a septum ring. It's crazy, TJ, that Sass didn't show up today

after you got a victory in his favorite little game. Yeah, that is true. Apex Legends, you already learned how to play it? Yeah. I don't know what rank he is. I have to start playing ranks so I know how good I need to get to pass him. Probably already did. He definitely already did.

Brandon, why don't you play Apex Legends? You're up until 3 and 4 in the morning playing video games. Only one time and Tommy pretty much monopolizes the... I'm pretty sure it is on my PlayStation. You need a second PlayStation? Where does he play PlayStation? In my man cave. Where do play PlayStation? In my man cave.

Oh, but you, and then where do you play? In my man cave. Oh, no. You have two TVs in your man cave? No, I only have one. That'd be funny if you guys were just playing. You share a system? You got one TV?

You share a system. That's not really a man cave. In silence. Video games next to each other on different consoles. It's a boy cave. So, yeah, I have one game that can currently be uploaded. I have Madden, and then he's got every other game. Although the other day I walked in, and he's playing Red Dead Redemption.

I'm the one that downloaded Red Dead because I wanted to see it, and I hadn't played it. And so I have it there, and he's playing it. And I'm thinking, okay, well, you know, let the boy play. And he's just riding around murdering people for no – just to do it. That's what those games are for. I know, but he's just – he goesing people for no for no just to do it that's what those games are for yeah i know but he's just right he he goes up shoots a guy on a horse and then he says all right now people are after me so he hides behind and just starts killing people

yeah it was disturbing sounds fun you've never played grand theft auto i never did play grand theft auto much oh that's all you do my mom made me play it on mute ca3 but i could still fuck hookers yeah you can still see the titties at the strip club. But I don't know what fucking hookers sounds like. What do you mean mute? You can still kill people. Yeah, but she can't hear. Mute. It's not as horrifying. We met halfway.

All right, wait. Here we go. Fuck, bro. 150. So he's just pulling. Holy shit. He's just pulling someone over. What the fuck was that, bro?

Are those LEDs on his fucking car? So you can talk and people around you can hear you if you're close to them oh the guy actually black and colored Dodge Charger Northeast strawberry I have seven five five one fuck man wait why don't make sneeze San Andres State Police reason for the stopper she's going 150 dude did you just get this car or something? Mr. Schnee, can I tell you that I don't care? Ha ha!

Hand your ID over for me. Jesus man. Damn, that guy's a fat ass. Hey go! Hey Mr. Jackson. I'm so sorry! Shut the fuck up. Well you didn't actually do anything.

He's going 150. But we're playing. no one playing Adam one control 1027 ready oh I 10-11. Start me an ambo, please. Do not move. Send me an ambo. This is incredible. And they just do that all day? Yes. Even in a modded video game, it goes awry. Yeah. So she's done it 15 times, and then it says, don't move.

Yeah. Get an ambo. Realistic. Live another one. I want to hear another one. Yeah, there's a few from that guy. He's a great cop. He just goes around being a cop.

Yes. And why would anyone listen to him? I don't know. Because you can go to jail in the game. How? How is that fun? That guy just died. Waited out?

What's the fun part? If you die, you can pay to respawn. Like, pay in-game money to respawn. But what are they doing in the meantime? Brother, you were going 140 in Grand Theft Auto. I do not care. And the fact that he was pissed off about the LED lights on the plane. Yeah.

Play the other one. It was also a good shot. TJ, do you have to play the version where there's cops if you don't want to? So you would, like, wait until peacetime was turned off, and then it's, like, anarchy. But when peacetime's on, there's cops if you don't want to? So you would wait until peacetime was turned off, and then it's like anarchy. But when peacetime's on, there's rules. Does TJ know? Why would anybody want peacetime?

I'm a video game person. There's also a bunch of cameras being pointed at something in the lobby right now. I don't know what's going on. The fuck? What was your take on the gametime shit, TJ? Did we ever talk to you about that? My take on it is i'd like to disavow moosh and all his associates whoa thanks there we go thanks what's going on back there

okay there's fran here comes jordan jordan and so what the what the fuck is going on bro smitty smitty devlin maybe obviously Smitty's not doing anything. Oh, no. Uh-oh. He's changing hues. He's changing hues. The facial expressions alone, Smitty. Oh, no, he's mad.

Whoa. He looks cool as shit. What type of joke or shit is this? Big T, tell us what happened, Big T. Big T, what just happened? He's got a dragon ball on his head. Big T shit is this? Big T, tell us what happened. Big T. Big T, what just happened? He's got a dragon ball on his head.

Big T, Big T, Big T, Big T. He's got that micro-dosing gate. What just happened? Just tell us. Give us a... We're curious. What just happened? Tell us on the mic.

Does this work? Yes, yeah. What happened out there? There was a brief scuffle regarding game time. Scuffle? Really? Or kerfuffle?

Scuffle? Oh, sorry. Kerfuffle. Kerfuffle? Scuffle or kerfuffle? Kerfuffle. A verbal altercation. Oh, it's chaps. Between? It was more of the same stuff. So did anything come to a head?

It sounded... There were some harsh words exchanged. Who were the principals? Imrag, Smitty, and then Ben DiGi julio was also wait what was yelling what was said ghost book is sick was he yelling there was some there was some voices raised yeah who was the loudest smitty yeah smitty was what'd he say just why he wanted to know why he was taking off the game time group chat uh didn't he retire i don't i don't know i

don't speak for him but uh there was yeah and then he called him rags an ungrateful asshole and uh and then ben was going yeah they were all how did julia get involved he usually doesn't get involved in the in the skirmish yeah i don't know he's a pretty even keel guy so wow i had up to here how was devlin oh yes he's red smitty's red yeah they were they were going at it pretty good so okay awesome thank you all right good luck on macro dozen fucking chaps is going through my time just stealing from you yeah oh damn to julia i was going through it yeah should Julia on? Oh right, might as well get them on Oh they're talking

You guys can have that conversation here Have it in here Might as well Emmerich's looking a little red in the face Yeah, you're allowed to smoke in here as well You can smoke up a new music right here Don't even start, I would love that No, you can smoke it

Yeah, smoke it. Yeah, smoke it. Isn't it a safe place to smoke your ciggy? Nothing crazy. I mean, it's just shit. Mar Brad's, me too. We've just been dealing with shit we've been dealing with for like eight months now. Are you all on the same side of this beef?

Yeah. It's a 36-year-old man that keeps yelling at a bunch of 20-year-olds. Well, you work together. That's a description of son of a boy dad, I think. Can I ask one question? Am I sitting in this seat because I won a game of Apex on Friday? That's not a game of Apex. Oh, Smitty's coming in.

Here we go. Let's go. I just broke your shake. Okay. Smitty, Brandon looking for any excuse to get out of here. He's about to go buy Chick-fil-A.

What's going on, boys? That's why you're here now. Do you want a cigarette? What was he yelling about? What was he yelling about? Spider came up to me, asked if the game time was being used. We looked at the schedule. No stream until 7 p.m. tonight.

Spider was like, do you want to drop some? Do a little Call of Duty action. I was like, sure, why not? I got to do stuff in a little bit, but we'll see what happens. Are we allowed to smoke in here? Yeah. For this show. It's in our contract. Actually, you know what? Can we get the wheel real quick to see if he's got we allowed to smoke in here? Yeah. For this show. It's in our contract.

Actually, you know what? Can we get the wheel real quick to see if he's got to put that out or not? Yeah, yeah. We'll spin the wheel. Just two options. Keep it joining. Keep it joining. I think one of these guys might have to get wet.

I mean, do we spin the wheel for wet? No, let's just see. It's a binary thing. We like to play games in here, too. Keep smoking or put it out. Big family feud show, right? Used to be, but now we're,

then we went to a spy show and now we're a wheel show. That just smells rich. It smells good. It's a heavy body. That is. We gotta wait for the wheel. Alright, here we go.

Sig, no sig. Oh no. Sig, sig, sig, sig, sig, sig, sig, sig, sig, sig, sig. You're in luck. Keep smoking. Yeah. Keep smoking.

Deep, deep. Sig season. Wheels never wrong. You're right. So back to the story. I love the clapping. Yeah. So Spider wants to go in.

I'm like, I'm retired from game time, but okay, let's do this. Show the ropes. It's not being used. Let's do some content. And we go in, and like the entire Devlin, Ben, which is weird because Devlin was not a part of Game Time, according to The Portly Show. Devlin was apologizing for everything that went down last week. Okay.

So that's all that was. Okay. Ben, Emrags, Noah, Riley, they're all in there sitting down. I was like, hey, can we use the room? Do some drops? They're like, yeah, sure. On the way out, I got a comment, like, first time you used it in nine months. I'm just like, excuse me.

Well, I believe there was a comment first, like, time big game time meeting it is so you made the comment first and then it was a big time it was a big game it was a big game time meeting planning i'm planning i'm retired i'm retired from game time but it was a big game time meeting and which uh they said if you were involved in the last nine months you'd be involved i said well i've been taken off the group chat and squeezed out over the last nine months. So not sure how I can know about meetings that, you know, just don't happen. And I essentially asked two questions. Why was I taken off that group chat if I wasn't being squeezed out?

Number two, if I am welcome back, welcome to whatever I want. I'm retired, by the way. Why last week and since Christmas did I put out content that just wasn't interacted with by the Game Time accounts? I think those are two fair questions. We got Devlin coming in. Well, we also got Devlin. I'm not saying that I'm fucking in that meeting when I wasn't. I just got a call from my mother to say that my uncle died.

I was literally not in that room. I was coming from downstairs, you piece of shit. My condolences. Oh, your condolences. By the way, that's what Clickbait Smith sent to me when I sent him the complete explanation of what happened Wednesday night. My condolences. Oh, your condolences. By the way, that's what Clickbait Smith sent to me when I sent him the complete explanation of what happened Wednesday night. My condolences. And then on Thursday, I wake up. Smitty does his retirement blog from game time.

You would think that Smitty would want to put a picture with him and Ninja, something that was a success and good. No, let's use the SWAT picture. First of all, that's for— Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because you're a piece of shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at the— You're lazy. Hold on. Look at the blog. That wasn't a fucking SWAT picture. Hold on. Time out. Because you're a piece of shit. Let me, let me. You're lazy. Hold on.

Look at the blog. That wasn't a fucking SWAT picture. Hold on. Time out. No, that wasn't a SWAT picture. Time out. That was literally the press conference. That was from a sizzle reel of Game Time.

That was moments of Game Time's best moments. Time out. Look at the blog. Look how red his neck is. TJ. TJ, pull up the blog. Look how red his neck is. Pull up the blog.

Pull up the blog. He's a piece of shit. Pull up the blog. He's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit. You're just lying. Pull up the block. Pull up the block. I mean, the thumbnail of that block is me in the dunce cap from when we were apologizing for the SWAT.

Shut up. It's not your content. It's not your content. Get out of here. Get out of here. It's not your content. I want to hear from the other person at game time, but before we do that, TJ, you got the wheel ready?

Yeah, we got to get the wheel ready. I just texted TJ. We need the wheel more than ever, boys. TJ texted you. You guys know the wheel's just. The wheel is just. Standard shit. The wheel.

Before we... We'll get back to that, but we need to just settle it down for a second with the wheel. All right. Are we going to call them M-Rags or Cum-Rags? Here we go. Oh, fuck. The wheel is go. The wheel is just... No! No!

Cum-Rags, what do you have to say about this? Cum-Rags it is. Does Cum-Rags need a cigarette? Maybe later. That's not your call. Oh, it's to the wheel. Put it on the wheel. Back to the discourse. Can you put up that block, TJ? No,, it's to the wheel. Put it on the wheel. Back to the discourse.

Can you put up that blog, TJ? No, don't put up the blog. Put up the thumbnail of the blog. With a heavy heart. With a heavy heart and retiring from Barstool Sports. And what is this from? What is the thumbnail? What is it from?

It's from the press conference when Dave was apologizing for the SWAT and I'm wearing a dunce cap. What's a scissor reel? Is that a scissor reel? It's moments of stuff that happened before. Do you fucking know anything, you dumb, lazy piece of shit? It is the greatest moments of game time. Literally the greatest moments of game time.

All right, all right, listen. Here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. No, it's the greatest moments of game time, which is a scissor roll. You're the one who defended swatting actions, who says it's not only good for game time, but you swatted, You committed a fucking felony.

I didn't swat, Smitty. You saying terroristic threats is like me saying you're a racist for telling Joel Embiid to go back to Africa. Okay, all right. Time out. Time out. So it's not terroristic. Here's the thing. It was a question, and it was to a moderator of our channel who I DMed with that night.

Brandon, be security. It was coming on the radio. Brandon, be security. And said it's fine. Brandon's got to be Steve Wilkos. You need to blame me for it. You need to blame me. You need to blame me for it.

Shut up, everyone. Shut up. I would have done that four years ago. Cut the mics. Cut the mics. All right. You come to the right place. We have the wheel. We have the wheel. So let's do a wheel.

No, I think these options are very simple. Everyone has to get along or they keep fighting. Yeah, get along or keep fighting. Easy as could be. The wheel settles it. Let's just has to get along or they keep fighting. Yeah, get along or keep fighting. Easy as could be. The wheel settles it. Let's just decide with the wheel. So do that. Two options. Just two options. Everyone lays down their weapons. Add a third for wet.

Add a wet. Like a small wet sliver? Maybe five of each and then one wet. I want it 5%. I'm tired. Will Smitty go back to game time if it says everyone gets a loan? Yes. No, Smitty, it's the wheel. It's the wheel.

It's the wheel. All right, here we go. I'm retired. It's better that I'm not. No, no, no, Smitty. Smitty, the wheel decides everything. The wheel decides everything. Surrender.

There's a wet chance. He's fighting. Surrender. You got a wet chance. All right. Who's surrendering? Who's surrendering? Everyone. Everyone surrenders. Surrender should be truce. Keep fighting. Surrender is wet. You're a wet chance, boy. All right. Who's surrendering? Who's surrendering? Everyone.

All sides are surrendering. Surrender should be truce. All right. So here's the thing. So all right. If it's surrender, we're going to fucking just put this in the past and we're going to move on. We're all going to smoke a fucking cigarette.

If we keep fighting, you guys can literally start yelling at each other right away. If we keep fighting, we anchor. If it's wet, if it's wet, Ben, Comrags, Devlin, Smitty all have to get in the shower together right away. I like that. Fully clothed. With Mastooli in there filming? You want to go best of seven? Best of seven.

Best of seven. No, come on, Smitty. Best of one. Best of one. Let's eliminate until there's one. Wait, hold on. Can we do another wheel? Because Smitty doesn't feel like Smitty's into this. So maybe we should do a wheel to the side. I'm retired. If Smitty agrees Let the wheel decide. Let's eliminate until there's one. Wait, hold on. Can we do another wheel? Because Smitty doesn't feel like Smitty's into this.

So maybe we should do a wheel to the side. I'm retired. If Smitty agrees to the wheel. I think they should. If they want to get wet, they can just get wet. All right, do the wheel. Do the wheel. Let's hit it one time.

One time. All right. Best of one, right? Best of one. No wet. Fuck. Oh, looks like we've come to a resolution. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender Best of one. No wet. Fuck. Oh, looks like we've come to a resolution. Surrender.

That's boys. Everyone is surrendering. My last thing for the record. No, there is no last thing. There's no record. That was it. That was it. You guys have all completed the mission.

Surrender. Surrender. It's over. The fight's over. The fight has been fought. January 31st. Yeah, everyone's over. It's over.

Cool. I will give you the option. If you don't want to surrender, you can go get wet. Yeah, you can't nullify the surrender. You can keep fighting if you get wet. This is a dry treaty. If you get wet, it's back on. A dripping wet debate would be interesting.

It would. It would. One more time just to see. Maybe we eliminate all of them until there's one left. And then one of them has to get wet? Well, if wet's the last one, yeah. Wait, is Brandon in the corner over there? Yeah.

He's not soaking. He's playing with his figures. All right, so are you guys good? It feels like we're good. No. The wheel decided. No, the wheel decided. I'll listen to the wheel.

I'll listen to the wheel. I'm retired. You sure are. Smitty, Devlin did say happy birthday to you. Devlin, Smitty said happy birthday to you today. And so I have to suck his dick now? I'm just saying that was nice of him. I heard that.

It was nice of him when he sent me that CBS email while I was sitting down at a home-cooked meal for my 97-year-old grandmother. Doesn't sound like you're surrendering. Doesn't sound like you're surrendering. Surrender. You might as well get wet. Surrender's off.

Feels like the surrender's off. Surrender's off? Surrender's off. Surrender's off. All right, here we go. We're back in. All right, start it back up again. Yourender's off. All right, here we go. Hit it. Hit it. All right, start it back up again. All right, hit it.

This is for everyone involved. Everyone involved. Why am I disappointed? This is obviously good. It's not going to be wet. I know. But it's the chance. This is the exact opposite.

It's the chance. All right, so Smitty, I feel like it's not. I'm retired. I'm done. I'm also outnumbered here. One, two, three. Oh, we're a Smitty podcast. You're a Smitty, how are we – like, I feel like it's not – I'm retired. I'm done. I'm also outnumbered here. One, two, three. Oh, we're a Smitty podcast. You're a Smitty podcast.

It's not your bag. Two of the guys – It's a Smitty company. Two of the guys I had got fired. TJ was a guy. He knows all the stories, but he's not going to talk, and I don't put him out. TJ, talk. Leave TJ out.

No, TJ's – Yo, there you go. All right, TJ, do a wheel. TJ, talk or no talk. TJ, talk or no talk. TJ, talk or no talk wheel. TJ, gag order. Let's see it. Let's do it, TJ, do a wheel. TJ, talk or no talk. TJ, talk or no talk. TJ, talk or no talk wheel. TJ, gag order. Let's see it.

Let's do it, TJ. TJ, talk or no talk. Do you legitimately think I got Brennan Blaze fired? Are you that stupid? No, I think you are cogging the wheel of very big toxicity. I'm on the social team. We're all cogging the wheel. Very big toxicity things that happened behind the scenes.

Right, but that wasn't the question. Did I get Brendan Blaze fired? I never blamed you from point of view. TJ. You did. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

You took credit for Blaze's videos. Fuck you. Lenny Ball's montage fuck you video. That was literally my idea. Spill. Spill the tea. Well deserved. Well deserved.

I have a feeling it may be scorching. Talk, TJ. Hey, what's up? Hey, TJ. All right, so what do you think, TJ? Which side are you on? I'm on the anti-mooj side. Okay.

So what happened, TJ, what happened with everything, this whole scenario we're discussing now? My exit from game time was partially because Pick Central went from radio to video. So it's Brandon's fault. No. I just had to adjust where I was spending most of my time. And then Short Porch came back, and then we went to Omaha, and then that was just an exit.

And then, you know, there was a lot of stuff that went on, but I don't take offense to anybody. Second sig. You can't smoke that. He did say light you up another one. Brandon said off did say light you up another one. Brandon said off mic, light you up another wheel. Since when are you more... You're not bigger than the wheel. You're not bigger than the wheel.

Nobody's bigger than the wheel. I really wanted the wheel where it was surrender or keep fighting to be keep fighting. Ben, do you want to grab the mic? We're so loud at each other again. TJ, you don't have to get into it, but are my grievances fair? I think both sides definitely have grievances. I think, yeah, you have a right to be mad, and I think I get where they're coming from. He said they definitely said Smitty has a right to be mad, but also he thinks where you guys are coming from.

TJ, can I ask one question? Yeah. Is 95% of this bullshit TJ, can I ask one question? Yeah. Is 95% of this bullshit started way before I even got here? Minus myself being disrespectful on the rundown. Minus that. No, yeah, I think it's three or four years of content stuff from behind the scenes. I mean, yeah, I was working with Smitty since 2017 when no one else would help him. So how do you think I feel putting four years into something,

helping a guy that, by the way, no one here wants to work with? No, I... Behind doors, I'm not true at all. That's the toxicity. But that's what I did. That was the toxicity. And what's my thanks for it? Nothing.

Hmm? All right. It's nothing. That's what you are. You guys want to see if you've got to get wet one last time before you leave? Probably should.

Let's do it. Just do it one more time. They've got to get wet. The last thing that... Building off three- or four-year point, my biggest thing is everyone on the team now, Noah, myself, M-Rags, TJ – not TJ – Riley, all these people, at some point in time working here before, have looked up to Smitty both personally and professionally. And we all wanted to join Game Time because we know that, like,

video games are going to be crazy financially profitable in the next however many years. We all love video games. We love playing. It's the environments, the teams, all that shit. We all kind of want what Smitty wants with the brand. We think it could be crazy good. I mean mean that's

really all it's been is we care about this brand we don't care about the petty bullshit like all the stuff that's been going back three or four years it's not about any of that it's about like what we see in the brand and i tweeted the other day and i have 1500 followers no one saw that shit but it's always been bigger than like two streamers like what game time can be what video games can be at barstool is so much bigger than just two people and a producer and all that shit. So, really, at the end of the day, I think we all want the same thing. We just have to get over a lot of shit. And once that happens, like, video games are going to be sick.

Smitty is a great connection. I would love to see Smitty retire. Put it on a cold port. Video games are going to be sick. I would love to see Smitty retire and go back on game time. I mean, it's just one of the few things. Oh, okay, okay. Big cat, big cat.

I'll do this. Big cat, big cat. I'll retire this. Video games are going to be sick. Big cat, big cat. I'll retire from game time if two things happen. Okay. Number one, I'm the boss. All the content moves come to me. Whatever I say goes.

Sweet talk. Including decisions. And number two, we bring in an outsider, somebody we did for TikTok, we did for YouTube, to handle the business and growth aspects of Twitch, gaming, and all of that. Because Ben DiGiulio, I love you, Ben, is put on the top of game time and where everything's going. Logan was before that. I was before that. Everything is just throwing shit against the wall. Nobody knows what they're doing.

And I think it's unfair. I think only that can happen and cause success for game time. But I will only come back if I'm put in charge and somebody's hired. That's great. What do we think, guys? You guys got to get your hugs out. I haven't been involved since April. Really the winter.

You haven't been involved, but you send back a four-page manifesto on how I suck. Because you fucking emailed me as my uncle's guy. Because I don't know who to email because I was taking off a group chat. I don't know who's involved. If Smitty commits to being the boss, if Smitty commits fully and takes everything for him, right, meaning that he is working on the brand, he cares about it, he's putting in the time and effort, I would do that in a heartbeat. 100% without a doubt.

That's all we want. Like, without even a question. No, no, Devlin, you make your own calls. But hold on. You be off the team. Don't worry about it. I would do that. No, you're still here.

What are you still doing here? I came down here because you said I was in the room when I was literally taking a call. You took a phone call and went out. I was talking to Chuck. You walked out of the room. If I could just say one thing, like my first intro to Barstool was I took a verbal offer from Erica, and my first call was this famous call after this big tournament, and Smitty and Devlin were screaming bloody murder.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Are you part of game time anymore? No. Oh, so then we're good. I haven't been since April. All right, so then we're good. So if... But he's still here. He's still doing stuff.

But you've got to stop talking about him. I'm still existing alive. Yes, yes. You've got to stop talking about him. And Ben wanted advice from me, so I was helping him. If Smitty will come back in full force, we can make some kick-ass content. Okay. There's no denying that at all.

And now that his kid is finally a little bit older, you know, you don't have to be worrying about, like, an exact newborn. Like, I do think he has the time and capabilities with the PC. We can really grow gaming here. Okay. I've always wanted to do it with Smith. Okay. So, all right.

Let's talk about this after, but I think that's a good starting point. Love it. Yeah. Now we just need to hire someone from the business end to help grow. Which I agree with. Someone needs to look over Twitch the way they do with every other platform gaming streaming absolutely all right absolutely because otherwise it's just us throwing shit against the wall which is yeah five years okay everybody we want to get a girl streamer in here yeah

girl streamer girl streamer pokemon streamer you guys gotta start going and fucking being you should get the yeah you should sign that kid people over we want you guys to get the You guys got to start going and fucking being cops in Grand Theft Auto. You should sign that kid. Hire that kid, please. Do you guys know who that kid is? I'd sacrifice a percentage of my salary for him. Don't do anything for them. It's not that much.

All right. You guys. This still started because CBS made me send out emails. I know. CBS gets you in trouble. I understand. Just sent out an email asking why some content was being restricted by Barstool Game Time. Fair question. And others weren't.

That's what the question was. That's it. Smitty, do you have the passwords to those accounts? That's all what the question was. Do you? Can you answer that question? That's all what the question was. Do you have the passwords to log into Game Time?

I'm not a social media manager. But you asked for the passwords December 7th, and you got them. I'm not a social media manager. And you've always retweeted yourself and I never stopped that. I think the only issues Devlin and Smitty, you guys gotta figure this shit out. Can I get an answer on that? I'm not a social media manager. I'm not a social media guy. You guys are dismissed and

I think, I don't know who, I mean I'm not gonna have anything to do with this. No, but nobody has someone to say. Everyone's 50-50. Alright, well I think that you need to Even the people who know the absolute truth. Seems like you guys are kind of meeting in the middle over here All right. Well, I think that at least you – Even the people who know, like, the absolute truth. Seems like you guys are kind of meeting in the middle over here. And Devlin, I feel like you should just, you know, stop being part – Continue to not be involved as I haven't since April?

Yes. Correct. Isn't it weird that I didn't talk to him April to December, but I still was somehow, like, had him in a force field? Yeah, you guys just hate each other, which is fine. I kind of want to get wet. All right. Can we do a wheel?

No, just get – All right, go ahead. Let's get wet. All right. All right. Let's get wet. Let's get wet. We'll start with Ben. Ben, are your team wet or dry?

Wet. Oh! He's dry. All right, now Smitty's the next one. Smitty's next. And everyone's leaving. Oh! All right, Devlin. A wet Devlin, huh?

Very curious. Oh my god. Alright, last. Comrags. Thank you. Nope. Alright, that's that. Thank you. Nope. All right, that's that. What's in the cards?

All right, thank you. I'll help after. That's awesome. See you, Emrex. It's been so long. I retired until those two things happened. Yeah, and I feel like they might. He said, see you, Emrex.

See you, Emrex. Oh, shit. That's fucking incredible. Oh, shit. That's fucking incredible. Oh, nice. I think those guys don't like each other. I don't think they like each other. I don't think they do either. Dude, I do not have the capacity to harbor that much hatred towards someone I see every day.

Just the amount of uncomfortability it would bring to my life of just having to work my way up to hate. I was right for pushing that guy. Who? They keep screaming they have nothing to do with it, but they've been spending every second of the last eight months debating it. I just want to thank Brandon again for getting me out of that situation.

Thanks, Brandon, for taking me to Omaha. Seems a little bit... I appreciate you, Brandon. A little dysfunctional. I'm just thanking you again for giving me to Omaha. Seems a little bit... I appreciate you, Brendan. Oh, what'd you say? A little dysfunctional. I'm just thanking you again for giving me a clean exit from that world. TJ has done that privately several times, texting me and thanking him for getting him out of game time. The Omaha trip did it. Yeah, I was just a clean out.

Yeah, congratulations. You got pussy on that, too. Nope, Big T did. What? Big T got pussy in Omaha. Big T got pussy in Omaha? I'm not surprised. No, no.

I thought I would have heard. Come on, pussy. The video of the hot girl twerking on somebody, that was TJ. Oh, what? Yeah. What about the video of Eddie throwing ones in... He just walked in. Eddie.

Yeah. Okay. That was intense. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Too many lately.

Too many lately. That was a little too much. That was a lot. Yeah. That was intense. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Too many lately. That was a little too much. That was a lot. That was KB. KB got exactly what he rocked. We got the entire story from Big T, and KB had a little schadenfreude in him. He wanted to see the fucking boys have a conniption. Yeah. You want to sing a rap?

Ben DiGiulio. This is Smoking Room. It's Smoking. Too bad. That was something. The leveraging of the death of a family member was weird. Why do we keep letting people smoke in here? Because it just smells like cigarettes.

Yeah. It's a safe space. It's a badass thing to do when we're like, yeah, you can smoke in here. By all means. It shows that we don't care about the rules. It's like we are the lawless part of society. It's certainly very illegal, right? It's a casino.

It's a casino. You got a smoking lounge. It's true. Cas, right? It's a casino. It's a casino. You got a smoking lounge. It's true. Casino? Oh, man, that was intense. I don't think it's over. It didn't quite last. No, no, no, no.

We've solved that. Did you not hear what they left? If they disobey the wheel that said surrender, they're cursed. Oh, man, it would have been so great if they all had to get in the shower together. I feel like they would have. I like Devlin coming out of the surrender with just one last point. Yeah. Just one last point.

The surrender didn't feel like they were fully surrendered there. Devlin ran down the hallway like it was the Royal Rumble. They hate each other. Wow. It's funny. It's about video games, right? Ronda Rousey. Brock, what number was he?

30. That fucking snake Nate owes me money. Yeah, he does. Wait, what was the bet? What's the bet? I had to even see at odds. Nate's here does. Wait, what was the bet? What's the bet? I had to even see at odds. Nate's here today. Is he?

Whoa. What? What happened? Or he's supposed to be. If Eddie's here, Nate's here. Oh, no, he did pay me. Never mind. I rescind.

Nate's a good man. Pays all of his debts. No snake in him. None. I wonder who's side he's on on the game time situation. I kind of want to hear his opinion. Yeah. He's supposed to be here today at 2.

It's 12 minutes from now. The Small Talk Olympics. Huh? The Small Talk Olympics. Say what? Has that moved from... Is that happening? Presented by Four Loko.

Oh, hell yeah. You're kidding. Oh, it was Bad Bunny in the? Bad Bonnie? No, we couldn't get Bad Bonnie. We got Brody Jenner, though. And that's why Eddie's in town, obviously. The odds-on favorite for the Small Talk Olympics.

I thought Borelli was. Borelli couldn't participate because he has a conflicting sponsorship, unfortunately. Yeah, no, Eddie's definitely a good Small Talk. Eddie's odds-on. Yeah, he's a conflicting sponsorship. Unfortunately. Eddie's definitely a good sponsor. Eddie's odds on. He's got a juice sponsorship. Owen's Mixers. I kind of wanted there to be a physical confrontation. I was hoping there would be.

That's still on the table, I think. Because them two dudes hate each other. They despise one another and sit very close. They're fuses. I thought maybe it had... Fuses on those boys. I thought it had lowered because Smitty literally walked in and was like, happy birthday, Devlin.

I'll tell you what, though. Comrax comes across okay. He seems fine. He seems pretty level-headed. I think he got a little of his medicine when he was... Glennie said that he was speaking down to Smitty on the rundown. I think Em got a little of his medicine when he was... Glennie said that he was speaking down to Smitty on the rundown. I think Emrags probably was like...

Glennie was like, I would never talk to Caleb. Caleb is his Smitty. KB, are you my Smitty? Yeah. And you always talk down to him. You know what's crazy? I'm a dickhead. I'm sorry, man. Roan Smitty is Smitty.

Yeah. Whoa. And do you ever see me talking to him like that? Nope. Never. Ever. I need to clean up my act. Yeah, you need to get right with your Smitty.

Thank you, KB. You never talk back to your Smitty. Yeah, everybody has their Smitty. You got to covet your Smitty. Oh, and who's your Smitty? Dion. Yeah. Probably Dion Sanders.

Wait, why is he your Schmitty? That was my first yak. He hired you? No, I came on and I didn't leave when he came on, so I just sat there for an hour. I don't know. We talked sports for an hour. Yeah, probably.

Used to be a sports show. With me, you, and Coley. Used to be a sports show. That's great. Still is. Still is is we'll be this yeah super 10 minutes 10 minutes of defensive line big mashup yeah we need to allocate throughout this week we need to allocate what everybody needs to do reports on because there'll be three reports per show yep and so 15 total throughout the week steven shea will be back

hopefully he's on the the protocol. Can we divvy up what we're getting now so we can do some research? What percentage should be sports each day? 10%. So that's what? 12 minutes? 12 minutes of sports.

12 minutes of sports. I think that's right. Stephen Shea, I just did the rundown with him. So Tom Brady retired or is going to retire. And Stephen Che had breaking news. And I thought it was going to be like some source behind all this stuff. His breaking news was that if Tom Brady doesn't retire, he will do the TV 12 method for an entire year.

Man, what an idiot. So I think Tom Brady will probably forego retirement now that that offers on the table. Yeah, you have to think it's already hit his desk. He was like, think about what it will do for the TV12 brand. He was dead serious. He also seemed just happy there was more Bucks news. Like he was smiling ear to ear in his emergency press conference. Unbelievable news. Like he was smiling ear to ear in his emergency press conference. Unbelievable news. Tom Brady retired.

Great career for a legend. Jesus fucking Jesus. The kingdom come, dude. That dude loves cheese. And then there's also, I mean, we'll talk to him about the block of the year bullshit that he's trying to pull. I have a very brief sports actual discussion from that. Okay. Dude, that dude loves cheese. And then there's also, I mean, we'll talk to him about the block of the year bullshit that he's trying to pull. He's trying to pull. I have a very brief sports actual discussion from that. Okay.

Is Tom Brady the greatest buck of all time in his two years? Is he one of them? He's the buck. Is he? For real. Who else would you say? Warren Sapp, Keyshawn Johnson, Rondé Barber? Yeah, those guys.

Based on his performance the last two years and solely that? Yeah, he won a Super Bowl. I promise they'll claim him. Is he a girl? No. He's not. He's not the best Bucs player of all time. Who is?

Warren Sapp? While playing for the Bucs. Yeah. But I think the Bucs will sell him as the best Bucs player of all time. There will be a time where Stephen Chase is going to sell a Tom Brady goat shirt in Bucs colors. That's going to happen. Derrick Brooks. Was he good?

Derrick Brooks. Another one. Yeah. Super Bowl MVP. No, no, no. Was he good? Derek Brooks, another one, yeah. Super Bowl MVP. No, no, no. Dexter Jackson? Yeah, Dexter Jackson. Yeah. Joe Jerevicius.

He was great. That Monday night when he had those two catches. Fuck you. Oh, that was against the Eagles, yeah. But that second catch, come on. Where he tipped it to himself. That was crazy. Keenan McCardell.

Mm-hmm. This is the first Super Bowl with two teams that don't have their primary logo on the helmet. Pretty crazy. Yeah, that is. First? That is wild. That's a Nick special. That's a Nickagami.

You also called this. I did, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I put a 20 days bet in. What day, Brandon? January 10th? August 5th.

August 5th. That was big for our brand. Oh, shit. So what was the rundown for 1700 Rams Super Bowl? I'm going to go with a rematch of Super Bowl I. Packers, Chiefs. Okay.

I'm going to go with the LA Rams. All the coaches winning. Just a bad photo to choose for that. They are going to beat... So I'm thinking, I'm processing. They are going to beat... I'm just running it through. The Cincinnati Bengals.

Wow. Look at that. Oh, baby. Oh, baby, go young Nicky. So I guessed. And the thing about bold claims are if you're wrong, nobody remembers. Nobody remembers. So there we go.

Just throw them out. That's beautiful. But you did put Rams win the Super Bowl on August 5th. I did, yeah. As a bet? Yeah. How much money? $100.

To win? $1,700. Whoa, Nicky. Let's keep sports out of this. Wow. You never cease to freaking amaze me, Nick. You have a beautiful mind. What else will you do next, brother?

Stephen Che just texted us his top. What an idiot. His top bucks. Derek Brooks, Warren Sapp, Tom Brady, Leroy Selman, Rondé Barber. Leroy Selman? Leroy Selman? Who could forget? Brandon, you like that last name? Yeah, I do do he really do you can tell that he really do as a racist yeah that's how i

approach most matters yeah huh should we so we got a big day friday yeah we got a huge day friday three to four to five hours we're not not let up, though. We're not going to be here Thursday, though, right? No Thursday. People in the office think that's a setup. That's a trap. I'm not. I'll be here, but I won't be on the act. I'll be here.

I'm going to fix to find her out to lunch. There's no. I'm going to just be here chilling. Incognito. Who's incognito? You just said that word. Yeah, I just said it. Incognito.

You look like you are. Yeah. Somehow it changes your entire face. It feels good to take on different personalities every three months. What else? Is that healthy? I think it is for me. So what else is in this program?

It keeps life exciting. Right now you're a white guy that went to Howard University? Yeah. KBCU. Put it back on TJ. TJ. Oh, man. I love it.

Wait a minute. Are your lips red? Were you kissing? Oh, were those kiss lips? Was that kiss mode? No. You don't kiss and tell, so. You were on kiss mode, weren't you?

No. Look how much redder they are than today. Yeah. Nate. Nate. Oh, Nate. Looking good. A man of his word.

Lost a bad man of his word. Thank you. He does look fit. You looking good? Whose side do you take on the game time? We need your side. Did something else happen today? Oh.

Yes. Yeah, a lot. We honestly couldn't ask any of us to repeat any of the facts. It's kind of awful. We're just Team Smitty. They were hollering over each other. So you hate Devlin? No, I'm just Team Smitty.

Okay, yeah, me too. Okay. So has he been right? Yeah, whose side are you on in the drama? I'm on Smitty's side. Smitty's side always. But is Smitty right in the drama? Why are we the drama?

Why are we saying drama? I miss someone. I thought I liked it. Give him a toy. I have to chill out with a toy, brother. Toyed break? DJ, can you throw up the toyed break? Who said I look in shape? Jesus.

Let me have one. I've been eating healthy and working out. You look fit. Of course, I haven't seen you in four months because you don't come to work. Why would I? Are you willing to take one ride on the wet wheel? Oh, wet me. I have to go judge Barguments.

Okay, well, we... It's not Barguments. It's not Barguments. What is it? I asked you a question. Are you okay to... Is that how lazily you pitch this thing? You have a 5% chance.

Thank you. I'll do it tomorrow. No, no. No, it's just the wheel. Now or never. 5% chance. I don't know what that means. If you get wet...

I'm behind on that. If you get wet, I'm behind on that. If you get wet, you have to go into the shower and stand under the shower fully clothed. Also, before we do that, one of the mints I just gave you was a Percocet 10. One was a Percocet 10.

So mine wasn't minty at all. As a matter of fact, it tasted... All right, ready? I have to judge Bargain. No, no. All right, so you never allowed back on here. Stop saying Bargain. Forever Bargain.

Small Talk Olympics. Forever Bargain. Perfect. It's the Small Talk Olympics. Forever Bargain. It's a 5% chance. Just spin the wheel. I don't think.

I think the wheel is going to spin itself regardless. Don't look. Here we go. I just feel this shit's rigged. No, it's not. We wish it should be. See, Nate? See, look at that. We wish it should be. See, Nate? See, look at that.

You're trying. Nice. What was your worry? What was your concern? Nice. Nice. All right. Thoughts on any other drama that's been happening?

The drama. What else happened? I'm behind. The gals. Didn't you have a segment planned? No. No, I missed that text. Happy birthday, by the way, to everybody at this company.

Yeah, pretty much. Thank you. Thank you. When's your birthday? It was a few days ago. The day Kobe died. Can I have another one of those afterwards? Me too.

The day Kobe died? You getting itchy? Yeah, you get addicted to that. Remember the fruity ones? They discontinued them. Oh, the sours? The best. They would hurt the tongue.

Oh, my God. I have a sensitive tongue. You've got a sensitive tongue. I always have. That and I have a sensitive tongue. You've got a sensitive tongue. I always have. That and a scalp. Very powerful. I've got a bitch tongue. All right.

Wait, can we end the show? Can we watch one more of those police videos? Yeah. Please. Thank you. It's the Small Talk Olympics, bro. Don't confuse them. Presented by who?

4Loco. Ah, I love 4Loco. Exactly. Can't wait to get Loco and tell some of my favorite Four Loko stories. What's your favorite rap verse about Four Loko? I like Three Loko. Very nasty. Is this a wheel or is this a...

No, I want to see... This guy's hilarious. You made me feel really good about myself, Brandon. Oh, I didn't mean to. I know, but you did. What did he say? He said that I look fit. He does.

You're walking taller. Nice. Good on you. You've been doing core work, probably rollerblading or some shit. Just biking. You know me. Have you been depressed?

I wouldn't say that. Is it depression? You've never said one nice thing to me. I wish I had. Yeah. Is that song Biking by Frank Ocean? No, no. I'm biking, I'm biking.

I think it's about gay sex. Is it about gay sex? Is it about gay sex? I think it is the I'm biking, I'm biking. I think it's about gay sex. Is it about gay sex? Is it about gay sex? I think it is. I think if you kind of look. Oh, here we go. Uh-oh. What the fuck?

Is that a school bus? Okay. Not a school bus. A fucking school bus doing 120. Oh. It checks out. Seems legit to me. Pull over to the side of the road! Pull to the side of the road!

He is! No he's not, he's in the fuckin'... Yeah. Jesus. He's running over a fuckin' local. That's wonderful. Think you have to go over the curb, though? Off on traffic with a... Are you alright?

...school bus. Southeast Vespucci Boulevard. Postal 762. Unknown amount of occupants. Being Vespucci? What is... What's he talking... Off on traffic with a school bus southeast of Espoochie Boulevard, Postal 762, Unownamana, Occompin. The end of Espoochie? What is he talking about? Hey. Yeah, you mind stepping out for me? Dude, what are you doing, dude? You're in a fucking school bus.

Are you an actual driver? Yeah, I'm getting the kids to school. You have kids inside that bus? Yeah yeah they're like four years old though they can't see him okay are you where you doing a hundred and three fucking miles an hour you're not aware all right you might turn around for me All right, no no, okay, dude drop it drop it Don't move dude So fucked up I know that's not a scoop Don't move dude We'll see you next time. See ya.