The Yak - The Bloody M.A.R.Y. Draft | The Yak 8-18-23

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, BK, hold that up. What the fuck happened last night? I'm hungover as all hell, but I'm here for the yak. I need a remedy for this hangover. Sassy, do you have the cure for me, baby? What, a Red Bull? No, I was thinking Bloody Mary.

It's like the whole premise of the episode. I got you a Red Bull. You seemed like you needed one. It's the biggest Red Bull ever. It's the same size as mine. Read the ounces on yours. 20 ounces. You think I'm... How big of a sleepyhead do you think I am?

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Lil' Sass and KB making an entrance in those little white shorts. Always has to make it all by itself by coming in last. Those are cute as hell. We're going to sip some Bloody Marys today, but we decided, you know what, let's turn it into a draft. Let's do a draft where we have to make bloody M-A-R-Y-S, a four-ingredient draft. Have we ever done that before?

I guess just Kai or Sass. Have we ever done that before? Done what? Kai or Sass. Have we ever done that before? Done what? Yeah, definitely. Four ingredient? Yeah. It's usually just four or five. I thought it was always three.

Nah, three to five. PBJ, we did NFL. Mm-hmm. Yeah. BLT. BLT. Yeah. PBJ.

So those are all three. Yeah. I feel like we definitely did a four letter one. Yeah, we did. You guys made me feel like a fucking idiot. We've never done a four. You look like a fucking idiot with that big ass Red Bull. It's the little...

What the hell is wrong with you? This must be the most tired dude in the world. It's crazy. So you guys haven't done a draft before. What we're going to do is spin a wheel. I can't see shit. Spin a wheel with everybody's name. And they will be able to select their M, A, R, and Y

when it lands on them. If you have your M, A, R, and Y and it lands on your name again, rather than getting wet, we will have a mystery ingredient that you have to take and add to your Bloody Mary. And that's what we're doing today. Anybody else want to speak?

Super self-explanatory. Is this a monologue? Or is this a prank monologue? Filibustering. I guess so. Yeah, and then at the end, we'll each make our respective concoctions. And you bring extra. I brought extra as well.

You have the choice to trade at the end, a mystery swap. Wow. So at first, do we just go in a circle presenting our ingredients? So what we'll do is we'll all give our M's, and we'll put them on the M side of the table. A, R, and Y. So we'll start with Mook. Okay.

Going M first? Yeah. He's doing Mook's pubes for M. Yep. Okay, to start off, I have mushrooms. All right, that's good. Smell weird. That's probably neutral.

Wait, fuck. There's a lot of different types of shrooms. What if I have the same? That'll happen, yeah. You guys are an uncreative bunch. No, very uncreative bunch. Wait, what am I supposed to do with this? Take a whiff.

Oh, are those your mushrooms? You got potent mushrooms. Stinky shrooms. They're like chili pepper. Whoa. Oh, are those your mushrooms? Yeah. You got potent mushrooms. Stinky shrooms. Gross. They're like chili pepper. Chili pepper. Whoa. Yeah, what the fuck?

Are these like general gal shrooms? I don't need to know. I feel like that's a question only you would know the answer to. Well, I don't like, I assume Mook would know because he bought them. Nothing from the hop bar. I don't know. Oh, okay, yeah. You can RIP the pass down.

I don't need to smell. Yeah, I don't need to smell. All right, yeah. RIP the pass down? RIP the pass down. All right, need to smell. I don't need to smell. All right. Yeah. RIP the past down? RIP the past down. All right, Mook. Good choice, Mook. Gia, let's see what your M's are.

I'm guessing mushrooms. Yeah. No surprise here. I was at Whole Foods, and I saw just everybody there. Mushrooms. Lamer shrooms. I kept to our self-confidence. No, I didn't get the cool mushrooms, though.

I just got the... That was for my own personal wellness. A-mass. It caught me at Ray's Deli. Slice mushrooms. Boring-ass mushrooms. You me at Ray's Deli. Slice mushrooms. You were at Ray's Deli? Yeah. All right.

Those are good M's. So go put them up there with the M's. I went pretty easy. I tried to make it because I like Bloody Marys and I don't want to make it terrible. Yeah. No, it's good. Not all good ingredients. I'm sure you'll get your ingredients that you brought.

Totally. Oh, and yeah, Gia did make her famous Bloody Mary mix. Yes. Go. It makes it famous. Shout out to my dad. It's my dad's recipe. You just took the credit then? Well, it's a Mariano family recipe.

Okay, there we go. One of them has some chunks. Yeah, one of them has horseradish, one of them doesn't, because I don't know if people don't like horseradish or not. You don't like horseradish, do you? I don't. Do they drink Bloody Marys back in the motherland? No, honestly, they don't. Yeah, I don't think Do they drink Bloody Marys back in the motherland? No, honestly, they don't.

Yeah, I don't think I've ever shown. We do do Bloody Marianos, which is with tequila instead of vodka. You guys are fucking wild. Why don't you lid those things? They smell terrible. Yeah, I thought that was always... Oh, you're smelling mushrooms? Bloody Maria.

Bloody Maria, yeah. It's going over here. Lid the mushrooms, please. Mook, would you please? We have to unload them later, unfortunately, but that'll lock in the scent. Donnie, what's your M? So I do have some tasty ingredients. M is not one of them.

I got mackerel. Oh, you god. Motherfucker. What's that say? Mackerel mackerel. Spicy, hot, deep sea mackerel. Wait, I kind of think I would like that. That's going to be good in the Bloody Mary.

Yeah, I feel like that would be good. Yeah, you got to go for crazier tastes and flavors with the Bloody Mary. Is that a dolphin? What would be good is mussels, but I was like, I didn't know where to buy pre-cooked mussels. I didn't want to have to steam them up in the office. So I went mackerel. Which is kind of like a bait fish for a lot of people. So you got mackerel. And Donnie, while you're up, I'm going to give you my little marshmallows.

That's nice. I need to drink. Yeah, I thought, you know, a little sweet treat. That'll be delicious in there. Some good M's so far. Here, let's scoot those all to one side if we could. Yeah, we'll scoot all the M's. Kyle, what do you have, you sick fuck?

I got macaroni salad. Oh, okay, that could be good. Delightful, Kyle. Chunky. Mine's so gross. What did you do? Miso ramen broth. Oh, nice.

That would be pretty good. There's something floating in it. What did you do? Okay. Miso ramen broth. Oh, nice. I don't know, like a liquid. That would be pretty good. Yeah, I think that would be pretty good in that. There's something like floating in it, so I don't know. That sounds great. While we're on the topic of miso, I have a story to share about Gia. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Transition. You were all, wait, no, I just wanted to share this for a while. We were all out to eat at a Korean spot. And Gia thought there was miso soup on the table. So just started like spooning it into her mouth. And then a guy comes over and puts the soup on the stove and starts cooking it. And it turns into eggs. She was eating raw eggs at the table. Spooning down raw eggs.

And you liked it. I was like, you loved it. We were just like, oh, you guys got to try this. No, I was not eating spoonfuls. I was like, this tastes weird. So you went back for more. So wait, if you weren't eating spoonfuls, how did you have it? I had it multiple times.

With what utensil? With a spoon. Oh. But I was like, this tastes weird. It tastes watery. Like, what? And yeah, it ended up being eggs. It turned into eggs so fast.

And I was really scared I was going to get salmonella but I didn't. Oh, there we go. You're a warrior. Little Sasquatch. I don't think I can show mine

but I got mine. What? It's beer. I got a beer. So use your imagination there. Okay, so it's an M beer. Yes.

Is it from Mexico? It's from Mexico, yes. Mexican beer. Yes, Mexican beer. All right, cool. While you're on the mic, why don't... Also, my A.

Also a trans beer. Is it? It's made by the same company. Ah. Ah. That's why we don't say it. It's apple juice. Apple...

You went crazy on the liquids. Yeah, mine are all liquids. Oh. I don't think that would be yummy with a Bloody Mary. Yeah, you were like, oh my... You do think that would be yummy with a Bloody Mary. If you do say yummy, it's definitely better than macaroni salad. I'm surprised. Deniably.

We weren't grossed out by that. Macaroni salad is icky. Are we putting these on the stick? We're going to do both. So I couldn't find the kebab skewer, so I have a chopstick. But we're also going to put it into the... I think it should go in. Yeah.

Blend it in. No, but I'm thinking for presentation. That's just as important. Right. Okay. Excuse me, Gia? Sorry. Yeah, okay.

Okay, mine's like... I got it. And then I realized that it doesn't really work because it's like... So it's all-purpose flour. Okay, cool. But it's like all... Technically, it's an F. So all...

I don't know, like a thick one? So it's like a protein shake maybe? So as a man fighting for his life every day with celiac disease, you brought in what is essentially anthrax to me. Sorry. That's all right. Just hope I don't get it. It's on bleach.

Trying to take down Bossman. She's trying to take down Bossman. Oh my god, I'm Bossman. You are Bossman. Fuck yeah. I think Kyle has... Kyle's Bossman. Maybe he's junior boss man.

All right, flour. Yummy. It's a good mix. Apple juice and flour. I know this dude's pulling anchovies. Oh, fuck. I should have done anchovies. I'm trying to peak.

I love anchovies. You're not trying to peak? No, I am trying to peak. Applesauce. What? Where'd you get that from? It looks like gravy. This is applesauce.

Are you sure that's not like apple dipping caramel? No, I'm pretty sure it says applesauce and it is applesauce. It doesn't look like applesauce. It actually looks exactly like applesauce. Apologize. It's a hostile environment, I feel like. Kyle's been a dick for about three years. My A, it's already cooked, ready to eat angel hair pasta.

Oh, yum. Very nice. Five calories per second. Every time. Yummy. I love that. I think the pasta and the macaroni salad

will actually go well in a bloody. I don't think the macaroni salad will. There's too many, too much debris. But that's what you want it to be like a chunky soup.

And then, I mean, I think the apple juice might be the grossest thing up there right now. That's gross. You brought macarons. Marshmallows?

Yeah. I think anything sweet will be gross. Yeah, you want it to be hearty, savory. Donnie, what do you have for us? This is probably my best of the whole bunch. I brought arancini. We all love arancini here. Arancini are deep-fried Italian rice balls filled with pasta sauce,

which will go wonderfully. Have you ever had an arancini? Never had arancini. Wow, they're delicious. They come from Sicily. Dude, the ones in Sicily are to die for. I always thought they were kind of mob, but no, I'm a huge arancini guy now. Italy is working really hard.

I think they're going to really ramp up production on a bridge from Italy to Sicily. There is none right now. Really? That'd be sick. What's been stopping them, I wonder? Nothing. It's only, I think, two miles. A two-mile bridge is expensive and large, but it doesn't seem out of the question. Great arancini.

Gia, what do you have for our A? Okay, my A is Apple Jacks. Oh, that'll be good. Tasty, tasty. It's a solid cereal. What's in the lead right now? I don't even know what I'd want up there. See, everybody goes in with a different strategy.

You want to zag while everybody's zigging. And like Roan will always make something sweet, so he'll draft all the sweet things. Or, you know, Donnie, maybe he wants to go all pasta. Formulate a strategy in your head and be sure not to make a fool of yourself, Connor. Can't guarantee that, but my A will be amile mango. I think they're dried mangoes.

Oh, very nice. Should be quite tasty. Yeah, that'll work. No sugar added. Yeah, that should be quite tasty. Quite tasty indeed. No sugar added. That should be quite tasty. Quite tasty indeed. Boys in the booth, do you have ingredients or no? You do.

Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Goodness. Okay, well. Catch up. How rude of me. Fellas, what do you have? A marshmallow boy, too, but I got the big one.

You got the big ones. Big difference. Big, big difference. Yeah. Okay. This takes up the whole cup. Zah? Your M?

Both M and A. My M's are Maria Biscuits. Maria Biscuits are my M's, and then do you want me to do my A, too? Yeah, go ahead. See, that's good. My A, add a little twang to it. Got some Altoi. Oh, he added twang to it.

Oh, I knew you'd add twang, Zah. That will suck dick. My M is a foot-long meatball marinara. Oh, hell no. Sticking right out of the cup. My A is an apple, a whole apple. The whole apple. Fantastic.

TJ, I was thinking about doing a whole apple too. Yep, green. Sparky D has a new song for us, too. Oh, shit. A jam-packed day. Let's do ours. Ours. Wait, you guys didn't do your A's?

Yeah, we did. We started on this side. Oh. Weird. Sorry. We spent a whole lot of time on it. I have one more A. I have a little bit of hot sauce.

Oh, fuck you. No. No. Penalty. Penalty. You can't use an article. A little bit? Yeah. That's, fuck you. No, no. Penalty. Penalty. You can't use an article. A little bit? Yeah.

That's not going to come up as much. A penalty. There's already hot sauce. Wait, yeah, there's already. Okay, vote. I figure it would be good for some people and some people will hate it. That's not an A, though. I hate hot sauce.

You just pulled shit from your cat. No, I bought this. Absolutely not. You saw that and you're like, oh, perfect for A. Yes. Oh, my God. So many A foods. I wanted to do a hot sauce. You're a veteran of this, this. Absolutely not. You saw that and you're like, oh, perfect for A. Yes. Oh, my God. So many A foods. I wanted to do a hot sauce.

You're a veteran of this, too. I know. Luckily, I brought substitutes. I did, too, Kyle. All right, I got a nice R over here. Yeah. Rainbow roll. Ooh.

A little salmon, avocado, a little rice. Looks good. Wow, nice. Looks damn good. Okay, mine is... Might be a number rice. Looks good. Wow, nice. Looks damn good. Okay, mine is... Might be a number one pick right now. Raspberries. Nice.

Nice. I love a good raspberry. I think we're saying nice to everything. I don't know if these will be good mixtures at all. I think we're forgetting that these have to be mixed into the same thing. Bloody Mary mixed. Rainbow roll will definitely go well. Raspberries, yeah is probably too sweet.

Honey, we got polar opposite ideas of what's going to be good and what isn't. You don't want a bloody Mary to be sweet. Rainbow roll is your top dog right now? A lot of people put shrimp in bloody Mary. My M is an actual ingredient in a drink. I think you're confusing good with really fucking good. No one in the history of Earth has ever put apple juice in a Bloody Mary. People put raw shrimp or shrimps or random types of seafood in Bloody Mary.

You see it all the time. I'll believe it. I'll believe you. Yeah, if we were just making a random cocktail, apple juice would be great. All right, I got two R's. We got radishes. Okay. Which I think are actually an ingredient in some Bloody Marys. If you have two R's, keep that other R. Are those radishes for the end?

People can swap for it. I don't even like Bloody Marys as is. I love them. Me too. I think they're so gross. I love the Good Marys. I hate celery. Celery is what gets you?

That's the worst part, really. It's pretty easy to just take it out. I hate it. Celery is what gets you? That's the worst part for me. It's pretty easy to just take it out. I hate it. Celery? Yeah. I feel like the taste gets in there. And then there's no taste in it at all. Yeah, what?

Celery is like 90% water. Most comparable thing to celery is like inhaling. Yuck. Breath of fresh air. Connie's eyeing that meepaw marinara. It's the top ingredient. I thought rosemary would be a nice little sprinkle on top. Very nice. Yeah, some rosemary.

It will be. I'm waiting for you to pull something that is vile. I don't have anything vile, man. I promise. Okay. I promise. My last one was kind of gross. My R is bad.

Kyle brought like an octopus head once, and he was the one that ended up with it. Biting into its tentacle. Ew. I like octopus heads. That looks terrible. It was worse than an octopus head. It was a mollusca. What do you have there, Kyle?

What's that? This is roasted eggplant spread. That's terrible. I think that'll be good. You guys are fucking insane. All idiots. It's going to be bad. None of this will...

It's in. Vodka and tomato. Tomato base. Tomato base. It's an M. Well, I have two R's. All right, keep one of your R's. One of them's bad, and one of them's like, no.

Okay, I'm just going to do the bad one. Do the bad one. Rice vinegar. Ooh, yeah, that's going to be potent. Ooh, yummy. Yeah, yum, right? That's healthy. That actually is the best one.

He's like, they put that in there sometimes. That might be my first pick now. I don't know. Let me rip some of that. Sweet and tangy flavor. I like those two sensations. I don't know. My R is...

Red Bull. Sugar-free Red Bull. That's bad. Your picks are the worst ones. You went straight. These are just all liquids that I enjoy. They're sweet, sweet liquids. It's like a tomato soup.

I just don't want solids in my Bloody Mary. There's a lot of solids. What is Bloody Mary all about? It's like pepper and seasoning and stuff. Yeah, but Red Bull and apple juice don't go with that. No, you might be making like a science fair volcano. More Red Bull for me then. I'm fine with that.

Nick, you shouldn't take it. No, this is better for the show. For your own safety, I wouldn't draft the Red Bull. Yeah, dude, my heart's already on its last legs after this. The last thing you need is 38 ounces of Red Bull today. What? Yeah, you got him a massive one. You pranked me by just spending more money on it.

You just have tiny hands. That's the same size. That's the same size? No way. That is not the same size. How much ounces? Yeah, it is. That is the same pan.

20 ounces. No use even comparing. You got some big old mitts on you. Is it 12? Is it 12? Is that a pulse? Oh, you got tiny ass hands. Gaslighting.

Bad guy. This actually, this is... ass hands. Gaslighting. Bad guy. This actually, this is. That's a 20. That's a 20. This is 25. Wow. Booth, what do you guys have for your Rs? Got some red pepper stuffed olives.

Oh, that would be delicious. That works. Fantastic. So I thought I picked out, because I thought this was the brand, I thought I'd picked out root beer, but apparently I picked out cream soda. All right. No, that'll be. I like cream soda as the R.

Cream soda. What about you just have a little bit of cream soda? Yeah. Reese's Cups. Oh, there it is. That's an R. No, that's gross. That's a fucking R.

That's going to be bad. Yummy. All right. And Booth, why don't you go ahead while Diego's bringing those in. Give us your whys. And I think there's not a lot of why foods. Oh, I struggled. Yeah, I was struggling.

Yellow mustard. Yellow mustard. That works. Yellow mustard works. That'll play. That was almost Y foods. Oh, I struggled. Yeah, I was struggling. Yellow mustard. Yellow mustard. That works. Yellow mustard works. I'll play. I was almost my M. And I decided not to be a M. What is that?

I got some egg yolk. Oh, yeah, I guess you did. You did? I guess you did. Yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt. That's the worst one.

Chobani. Yeah, that's going to make it coagulate. I purposely avoided yogurt. All right, a little Sasquatch. I was going to do yucca. What's yucca? What's that? Yucca is a type of tuber.

Oh, okay. They make fries out of that in Mexican restaurants. Yeah, it's a South American potato. There we go. I got yucateco. It's hot sauce. That's hot sauce. That's finally getting it. Chili habanero.

That's a great hot sauce. Diego, can we put the Y's all together so maybe just on the ground or something? What's that? What are those balls? Those are yolks. Why are they in balls? You put your thumbs down to the hot sauce.

I'm not a big hot. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. Main ingredient. You can admit that. Yeah, there's hot sauce in both. Yeah, you're not going to have fun. No. Yeah.

Okay. I went with Yerba Mate. Oh, I love it. I want to try that again, though. Tropical. Oh. Nikki's going to die. Tropical Uprising. Yerba Mate. Yeah, though. Tropical. Oh. Nikki's going to die. Tropical uprising.

Your mate. Yeah, my mate. Mate. Okay. Thank you, Yago. Is that caffeinated? Very. Yeah.

Can I sub my Y for Yago? Can we put him in? What part of him? The whole thing. He has to put his fist in it. While you're drinking, yeah. His fingy. I think this is caffeinated.

Yeah, it is. It's drinking, yeah. His fingy. I think this is caffeinated. Yeah, it is. That's fine, man. It's like 200 milligrams. Oh, God. No, it's a good choice. It'll be really good. If you want to carbonate the Bloody Mary, that'll be a really nice touch. Yeast.

Oh, you crazy son of a bitch. Yeast of cheesy yeast. You brought a cheesy yeast? No love for the yeast? No yeast affection? Oh, my God. Now, with the yeast, does that mean it's going to... Oh, he's nice with it.

It's a beast with the yeast. Okay. Does the yeast mean it's going to ferment more in your stomach and make it more alcoholic? The yellow mustard and the Y. You know where the Ys go? Yeah, the Ys are on the ground. On the ground.

Oh, with the yolk. Kyle, while you're down there... Those are ours. No, those are Ys on the ground. No, those are root beer and yeast. Where are the letters? Yeah, with the yolk. Kyle, while you're down there. Those are ours. No, those are wise on the ground. No, those are root beer and yeast. Where are the letters? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right.

Reese's and rainbow rolls. Kyle, while you're up and you've placed your cheesy yeast, why don't you take my original roasted garlic yeast? Oh. What? Garlic? Yeast boys. Yeast-y boys.

Yeast-y boys. That's so sick. Let's go. Happy Easter, folks. Oh, my God. Boys are going to get a yeast infection. Okay. Thank you, Mook.

No problem. What do you have for why, Donnie? I went the Stephen Shea route and got yellow curry sauce. Wow. Very fun. That'll be all right. Yeah. That's fun.

That's fun. That'll play. An Indian merrier. What's an Indian name that begins with M? Maresh. Maresh. Very easy. A bloody Maresh.

Oh, my God. Hell yeah. I know just the name. It's the only Indian name. Madhulabib? Mike. Mike. I'm also going the Stephen Che route with yellow mustard. All right, all right.

Yeah, we're limited on Ys. That's okay. You got the French's, though. Brand name. I know. Sorry. What? Oh.

Okay. I couldn't find any, but I... Never mind. My why is hot yuzu sauce. Oh, yeah. I don't know what it is. That's going to bang. You put that on a yellowtail.

Or that's ponzu. Sorry. What was it? Say it again? Yuzu sauce. Yeah. You fuck with yuzu sauce? Yeah.

That's my favorite. Big time? Yummy, yum. You must. Yuzu sauce? Yeah, that's my favorite. Big time? Yummy, yum. She must. Yuzu is like an Asian lemon, but it's even more sour than... Oh, it is the same as Ponzu. I wasn't expecting that. It's the same as Ponzu.

Booth, show me the Ys. You already gave the Ys. Find your Y. Yolk. All right. Yogurt. Only... Okay.

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She's going first. We're going to spin a wheel with everybody's name. So now, Addie, if it lands on you, you can go take your M, A, R, and Y. But then if you take an R, you can't take any more R's. You get to pick between one of the letters. You can take M, A, R, or Y. Yeah, and so you're done when you get them all. Oh.

Your name doesn't go up. I'm not picking them all at once. No. No, but technically it could land on your name twice in a row. Okay. Oh, that would be awesome. But let's say you have your M-A-R-N-Y, and some people aren't done with theirs.

You have to come get a mystery item from me, Donnie, like Maddie has one, Kyle has a few. Also, the wheel can land on you multiple times in a row, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So let's get this going. And for the sake of speed...

No, never mind. Fuck it. I feel like we probably should have gotten some ice. Nah, I think... I think we have some in the fridge. Lukewarm. Well, well, well. Oh!

Oh, surprise, surprise. This is crazy. What's he gonna pick? What are you gonna pick? What's he gonna pick? I don are you going to pick? What's he going to pick? The pressure's on. What's he going to pick? What's he going to pick?

There's a clear number one on the board right now. You think a double M? You know it. What's he going to pick? I'm trying not to grab it right now. You just want to eat that. If it's a solid, we're going to have to like mush it into. I've been off.

If it's a solid, you can put it on the chopstick. Oh, he got marshmallow. He picked his own. I don't know about that move. That was a crazy move. Well, I was looking and there's a lot of disgusting M's. The rest I think I can tolerate. I'm surprised you didn't go meatball sub.

Guy like me has a sweet tooth. Motherfucker like me likes treats. So let's spin it again. What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? What was the 1-1? Or do you not want to say?

Meatball sub. If you know what you want, you can say it. We'll give it to you. I'm trying not to relapse, but I can't. Wait, you're on the wagon? I'm detoxing meatballs right now, but I'm kind of shaking. I got the shakes. Yeah, it's right in front of you. What are you going for, Za?

Whatever mustard is down there. Yellow mustard? Yeah, let me do one of the yellow mustards. All right, Mook. You want brand name or you want generic? You know what? Let's go bougie. Brand name.

Give them the French's. Oh, jeez. Is that an M or was that a Y? That's a Y. Y. Yellow. Oh, yeah, I was confused, too. It is very tricky here.

Spin that again. Spin that shit. Spin that shit. DJ. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Get this man his meatball sub. You get the meatball sub.

So Mook, for those who don't know, you have meatballs like every night at 11pm. You eat them in bed. Oh, he kissed it. Did you broke your bed while eating meatballs in bed? I had one too many meatballs. Broke your bed?

My bed collapsed. While you were eating meatballs in bed? I won't confirm or deny. I've been actively trying to detox off meatballs, but I'm going to relapse today. Very hard. You'll be sweating marinara. Hopefully it doesn't get stolen. How do we do steals again?

I always forget. I think it's if it lands on you, you can steal something. Okay, but you can only steal one item. You can only do one steal? Yeah, it's like if it lands on you, you can either steal an item or steal an item. I could take your marshmallows. Be really fucked up because there's already more marshmallows up there. I was like, I want the small ones.

Okay. So if it lands on you, I guess we usually set parameters about how many seals. How about one steel each? Per person or per item? Or per letter? Both. Or per round? Per person.

Per person and per item. Oh. Unlimited steals. It would never end. Just the meatball mariner getting passed around? Yeah, maybe just everyone gets one steal in general. One steal for everything. One steal for any letter.

Yeah. No one's taking my meatballs. Luke's meatballs. Cradling them. Mookie meatballs. Somebody take them. Come on, Gia. Come on, Gia.

Let's go rainbow roll. Fuck. Slap. All right. So there has been a little bit of a run on M'sia. Let's go rainbow roll. Fuck. Slap. All right. So there has been a little bit of a run on M's. Two M's have been taken. If you don't want to get stuck with those stanky, stanky, very smelly mushrooms. Shroomies.

Oh. Olives. Olives. So what letter was that? R. Red pepper olives. Safe pick. Safe pick. That's a good pick.

I don't see the vision. I don't see the vision. I don't see the vision at all. What? I don't see the fucking vision. Well, you want to know my vision. Olives go in Bloody Marys. Yeah, but that's not going to be your base. You're going to mush them up.

You need a base. You're going to have all these. You're going to be left with a weak base. Weak base. What do you mean weak base? You're going to be left with a weak base. You're going to have all the ingredients. You're going to be left with a weak base.

I have all the ingredients that go in a Bloody Mary filled with fucking yeast. Who said I'm going to have all the ingredients. You're going to be left with a weak base. I might be. I'm going to have all the ingredients that go in a Bloody Mary filled with fucking yeast. Who said I'm going to get yeast? We'll see how it goes. Okay. Spin that wheel. Who is ingredientless right now? A lot of us.

Okay, B. Wait a minute. Oh, B. Let's go. B. I don't know what to pick. What's the strat? I don't know. I think there's a clear number one. You can ruin the entire draft't know what to pick. What's the strat? I think there's a clear number one.

You can ruin the entire draft with a bad first pick. Call a friend? Actually, yes. Yeah, I'm very curious. Who are you going to call? Yeah, I would love... No, no, sure. If you want to call a friend.

Call your mom. If you want to bring in a Bloody Mary consultant from the office. I don't even like Bloody Mary. Oh, no, sure. If you want to call a friend. Call your mom. If you want to bring in, like, a Bloody Mary consultant from the office. I don't even like Bloody Mary. Oh, no. Okay. What was that, TJ? Five seconds? I'm starting to think Little Sass actually doesn't like Bloody Mary.

Are you okay? Yeah, yeah. Be my guest. With your apple juice pick. Get him down. Great pick. I don't know. The first pick is apple juice?

I don't know. Oh, no. What a panic. What a panic. I love drafting with rookies. Panic order, panic order. My God. What would you put in a tomato soup? I just started eating tomatoes recently in life.

We didn't know. I'm sorry. That's fine. Apple juice and tomato. Tomato, shit. We didn't know. I'm sorry. That's fine. Apple juice and tomato. Tomato, tomato. Oh, no. She's up again. Are you serious?

Don't bug out. Don't bug out. Redemption. Deep breaths and look at the whole board. Think about what it's going to mix with. You've got to lean into sweet now. Now you have to. You've got to make yourself a sweet drink.

Just putting a bunch of sweet stuff in that isn't going to make it better. M-A-R-Y. No, but you don't want... Kevin's no, but I want somebody else to drink. M-R-Y. M-R-Y, yeah. Oh, there's raspberries. I think I can stick with the fruit.

Yeah? Some people say tomatoes are fruit. Yeah. Yeah. Tomato, tomato. Or maybe I can just go switch up our marshmallow. Go crazy. Okay, I'm going to go raspberries.

Yeah, keep it healthy. Raspberries, apple juice. All natural. If it's me again. And then if you get mango, then you could do like a fruity Mary's. So you don't really want to go up too high on ingredients because then you'd have to, if it gets to M-A-R-Y, you have them all. You have that mystery ingredient.

Can I eat one of these olives? Absolutely not. Oh. I hope that's ingredient. Can I eat one of these olives? Absolutely not. Oh. I hope that's against the rules. Jesus. What? Wrecked. Bossman over here.

I've gone mad with power. Yeah, you're strict. Shay. Hey. Steven Shay. Who's ingredient list? Donnie. Me.

DJ. Me. Little Sasqu Who's ingredient list? Donnie. Me. DJ. Little Sasquatch. KB no swag. That jog. He knows what he wants. He came in ready. Steal the apple juice, Shay. No, please.

Sushi. Oh, gross. I don't know about that. Disgusting. Ronnie wanted it so bad. I wanted it too. His logic is correct. This is going to go with.

It's going to be great. Do you have to keep it whole or are you going to peel it apart? You could actually just take off the raw fish and call that the R ingredient. I like that. Raw fish. I'm thinking base. The liquid base. Super base.

Raw man base, yeah. What do we have here? Why don't we slow down? He knows too what he wants. That was a beeline. He wants his applesauce back. A beeline. He wants his eggplant.

He was so defensive of that applesauce. It was a little brown looking is all I'm saying. It's like organic. It wasn't moths, I'll tell you that. Eat no moths. He's eyeing the miso. The yolk. Oh, the hot sauce would make perfect sense.

That's the one I made a grave mistake. Was that your obvious one you were talking about? Yeah, that's just going to be a good drink. So why is mine so wrong? No base. I have the best strat here. Luke, you know you've got to put that bread in the Bloody Mary. She already made a great base.

It's the Mariano family recipe. He's just pulling this out of his ass. Who's to say? Let's get me on the board. Let's get Donnie on the board here. Let's go. Mookie Betts. Sit, sit, sit.

Okay. Getting real Italian in this bitch right now. You can put the sandwich down. Nobody's going to take it, dude. Are you Italian, Mookie? What? I don't know. My mom is 100% Italian, and she is ginger.

Okay, he's got the pasta. Angel hair. Old habits die hard, man. Spaghetti and meatball Mary, baby. That's going to be good. Bro's tweaking out. Yeah, he is. Did you just lick your lips?

I can't help myself. All right. Let's keep this thing. That's A for Angel Hair, yes? Yeah. So, Mook has M and A. On an order. Some weak-ass M's left.

Come on. Donnie on the board. Oh. One time. I'm actually shocked no one has taken the arancini, so I'm just going to take that back. Yeah, you got your arancini back. Good pick.

Is it? Yeah, because you can put it on the... Well, if it's something that you can just put on a stick. We put on the stick for the looks, but it's also going into the drink. I'm going to use the drink as the sauce for the arancini. Okay. Okay. very smart technique. Wow. That's a good

base. That's a good base right there. Donnie again. On, on, on. Don't get too comfortable. Get on up there. Double whammy. What's the greedy punishment? Greedy.

You pick one of us that have a mystery item. Yeah. You pick a letter. You have a mystery? What's us do? I have a few. Oh, you have a lot. I said a few.

So many. We're going to stop it. Too many. All right. I want either Mook's mushrooms. You want Mook's mushrooms? Sass, can you throw me one? Can I take Mook's mushrooms? You want Mook's mushrooms? Sass, can you throw me one? Can I take Mook's mushrooms?

Sass, don't mind if I do. What? I'm like, I want one. You're allowed? Yeah, you're allowed. Are you 21? Yes.

Oh yeah, we're doing a Bloody Mary draft. 21. Do you have one? I don't know what they're called. The mushrooms? Kyle, can you have me another, if you don't mind?

Can I get a um um never mind. You don't want one at all? Yeah, yeah, I do, I do, I do. Okay. TJ, can you spin that shit i gotta show

my apartment today very nervous it's all boxes it's best case scenario saw a roach in my apartment last night what do you want any preference um there's one on your seat cheers cheers cheers to a bloody day. Are we going to zoom in on Mook's mushrooms? Because I think that... I haven't even looked at them yet, and I'm scared. Look at the light. They're different. Oh, that's what you got?

Yeah, they're built iffy. Look at those. Yeah. Oh. Apple jacks. Oh, my God, the apple. You got apple jacks and marshmallows. I think the apple wants you.

Oh, Donnie. Oh, never mind. Oh, yeah. And then here are his. They're like... See that? Those look good. They look never mind. Oh, yeah. And then here are his. They're like, see that? Those look good. They look like meatballs. Ew.

They look good. They look like they've already been marinating in Bloody Marys. They genuinely look repulsive. Yummy, yummy. Mushrooms are one of my top three vegetables. That looks from out of this planet. Mushrooms are my top. You can't eat them.

Oh, I hate them. I hate mushrooms. I used to have to stay upstairs. My mom would cook them because the smell would disgust me. Mushrooms must be my number three. I should have got raw oysters because that is like a huge thing in mass.

Maybe next time. I don't really know how I would feel about slurping up an oyster through a straw, though. That would be the worst sensation of all time. Oh, yeah.

I was the oyster. The texture completely changes. That's what I wanted Mook Mook is toeing the line of greed I can't wait I haven't gotten shit He hasn't picked one When somebody gets greedy

We gotta let them know about it Greed Huh You're learning Gia I haven't done anything I know No I'm on your side

Doesn't seem like it You're baseless Your base is marshmallows. Yep. Rosemary's good. Rosemary's good. That and olives. Not a stupid pick. Italian dinner over here. Yeah, dude.

You might win. Unless somebody steals. If you just have the best. No, there's no way. They're going to be like an online poll or something? Yeah, sure. Sure. It's usually like someone who has three good ingredients,

and then they have one just like god-awful. Oh, God. You're at risk. Yeah, she's at risk. Big greed risk. What letters do you read? Guys, I got to keep it choppy. Of A and R.

M or Y. No, it's A and R. Yeah, yeah. But I got to get M or Y. Yogurt. Fruity. Yogurt. Keep it's A. Oh, but I got to get M or Y. Yogurt. Fruity. Yogurt. You put Fruity.

Do you get the yogurt? Yeah, yogurt's a good pick, actually. Yeah, why don't you get the yogurt? That's a dynamite pick. East, east. You got the yogurt. Wow. That's going to be gross.

Worst pick of all of you. That's going to instantly solidify you. Oh, no. It exploded. The Bloody Mary is going to turn gray. It just got thick. You're going to be drinking a gray-ass Bloody Mary. Oh, my God.

You're going to look like a cement mixer. Yogurt and Bloody Mary. No. Sweet God. Yum, yum, yum. Curdle, curdle, curdle. Curdle, curdle, curdle. All right. Curdle, curdle, curdle.

What was that rhyme about the person eating her curds and whey? Little Miss Muffet. She was on her tuffet. Little Miss Mubi eating her curds and whey. Oh, God. Sass, you panicking yet? You haven't hit the panic button yet? Yeah, what's going to be?

You're going to get rice vinegar. I don't have button yet? Yeah, what's going to be... You're going to get rice vinegar. I don't have shit either. You're going to have... Yeah, TJ's going to have yeast vinegar. I'm going to do something villainous and steal something from somebody. And then Reese's. You're a dead man.

He's coming for my meat. Stay away from my meat. Look, no one wants the meatball sauce, dude. Give me that meatball sauce. You're going to have to dip the bread into the fucking... Don't worry about how I consume my meatballs. It's all soggy and gross. Gia, you just have olives right now?

Yeah. What did Kyle take? He got mushrooms. Olives down. Has panic started to set in yet? No, I'm excited. Okay, okay. Sir?

I'm hearing some weird sounds. Yeah. We got to wash those mushrooms. Why? Food safety. Oh, okay. I'll make sure to. Yeah, go see him. Come wash them. I'm pretty sure Mook's mushrooms are Why? Food safety. Oh, okay. I'll make sure to. Oh.

Diego's gonna come wash them. I'm pretty sure Mook's mushrooms were pre-washed. Yep. Yeah. Special sauce. I didn't get mine pre-washed. Diego the mushroom washer. During one time, I think one of us had to eat a styrofoam ball.

Yeah. I'm surprised they were taking washing the mushrooms into consideration. Jason burst into the studio and said, don't eat those without washing them. You could die. I thought this was Dave's barstool. What the hell? Wait, mushrooms bought from a store? You could die? I don't know.

He seemed really panicked about it. Mushroom epidemic. He said, you must wash it. Well, you know, that's how the zombies started in The Last of Us. Mushrooms. Shout out, Diego.

Shout out, Diego. Come on. But actually, it started because there was a fungus infection in the flower. So there was like shrooms in the flower. Ooh out, Diego. Come on. But actually, it started because there was a fungus infection in the flour. So there was like shrooms in the flour. Ooh, all right. Fungus infection in the flour?

Yeah. Yeah, there was that. And then the bakers, they started eating. They started making the bread. Connie, this will be your third ingredient. What letters do you have? This is not fair. What are you going for?

I have M and A. M and A. This is not fair to Gia. You sure I can't just rip a meatball right now? Just one? I know. I want to have one olive. We can put it up to a vote.

If you'd like. Once the game is over, you can. Yeah. Be my guest. Wise? 21. There's so many. You're going yolk? What? No, that's a good pick, man. There's so many. You're going yolk?

No, that's a good pick, man. You just touched it. You gotta pick that thing up. Pick that thing up. Pick that thing up. I touched the apple juice and I had to take it. I'll be so pissed if you take yolk. Damn it.

That was my next pick. Fuck, I want to eat yolk. Oh, trots. All, I want to eat yolk. All the good whys are gone. Are you freaking kidding me? We're surrounded by colossal morons. It's a shame if someone got spicy mustard. There's still yeast up there.

These are the worst picks. I'm making a dessert drink. I really hope that I get my pick this time. Mookie on greed watch. You're done after this pick, right? If it lands on his name, he gets greed.

I've explained it too many times. Is no one listening? The deal with yeast? You want garlic or cheddar? I'm going to start rising. Garlic yeast. Ew.

What? No, I haven't eaten a lot. Get the garlic yeast. No, I think it does add an... I can hear you. Because that's like flavored yeast. I think it'll be good. The garlic yeast.

Yeah. That'll actually be great. I think MOOC has the best lineup. Yeah. We'll see be great. I think Mook has the best lineup. Yeah. We'll see what happens. I should have gone. I literally only have one item. Am I the only one without one?

TJ doesn't have any. Oh, TJ doesn't have any? Yeah. Sass doesn't have any, too. Sass doesn't have any? Oh, you guys are going to be drinking slaw. You're making fun of my yogurt. Oh, there you go, Sass.

Oh, Sassie on the board. I'll go with Mexican beer. Oh, what the? Oh, yeah. Oh, I forgot about that. He didn't put it up. Oh, no. There you go. Sassy on the board. I'll go with Mexican beer. Oh, what the? Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. He didn't put it up. Oh, no. That's fine.

It's not allowed to. It can't show it. Yeah. Cheating. Greedy. It was cheating and it was smart. It was a great pick.

Great pick, Sass. Yeah, you're going to be making a chelada. Something like that. My dude is brilliant. Oh, dear God. She's doing the line of greed.

Movington. She has an A, an R, and a Y. She needs her M. Where are the... Get something to go with that fruit base. The yerba mate, the mackerel. The yerba mate is an M? Macaroni mate, right?

Mango. Oh, no. The yerba mate I'd imagine would be Y. Mango's an A. Marsharoni. Mate, right? Mango. Oh, no. Yerba Mate, I'd imagine, would be Y. Marshmallows. That's a good pick. Good work. Really regretting the yolks right now.

Yeah, that was an interesting pick. Yellow curry, I think, would be good. I kind of have my eye on... I have your washed mushroom. I have my eye on a weird one, too, but I'm not going to say. Motherfucker. Ooby, greedy. What?

Oh, my God. Thank you, Diego. Appreciate it. Looks like you warmed him up in the microwave. All of these. Yeah, he washed all of them. Actually, I'm back all in on the yolks. Right here, bacon and eggs, Bloody Mary.

Spicy Bloody Mary with baked eggs. I'm seeing all these eggs in Bloody Mary. That could be good, yeah. Bacon and cheese with a Bloody Mary is probably delicious. Yeah. No one brought cheese. Oh, yeah, someone brought cheese-flavored yeast. Cheese-flavored yeast.

That'll be, oh, my God, that'll smack. I got apple. Yeast on egg yolks? Guys, that'll fucking smack. You guys have wonky palates. I'm still. I feel bad for TJ. Greedy.

Greedy. Greedy. He gets to pick a letter No My bonus items My bonus items don't start with any of the letters Oh yeah You can pick any of us that have bonuses besides yourself And then a number one through Oh

Between me and Nick And I guess I have one of Mooks so then you don't get Mooks mystery so I can just pick one of you guys me, Kyle, or Donnie I'm going to go Nick one or two two

no I did not want you to say two Oh god help this one It's a live fish I got you milk man milk That'll go well with the yogurt It's dry milk Dry milk, raspberries, yogurt and apple juice

He's the OG If you just like took out the Bloody Mary And combined your ingredients That's not what we're doing Is that warm? He's the OG. Now, if you just took out the Bloody Mary and combined your ingredients. Yeah, maybe we could. That's not what we're doing. Is that warm? Is that room temperature? No, it's powder.

Powder to milk. It's going to be orange. You still have the synergy. With the kiss of cream. Oh, yes. I spent a little bit more. I don't have to put the whole thing, right? Or a kiss.

Wait, this has a kiss of cream in it? Yeah, I'll take that one. Let's keep spinning. Now you can still, you can get greedier. You can't steal, you're... Donnie. Wanton Don. I could trade.

All right, let's wrap this up. Maybe. You can do a trade-off. Now, so far I have all solids. Mm-hmm. Might not be good. Mix in the roasted eggplant. The roasted eggplant or the radish?

Do you want to go all solids, or does he want to add a little bit of a... I wouldn't call hummus a liquid. More like a plasma. Yeah. I wouldn't call hummus a liquid. More like a plasma. Yeah. Yeah, I can't go all solid. Yeah. You know what?

I'm just going to put a dash. Could work. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, not just a dash. I don't know about that. I don't know about coming in here and making a dash. I don't think you can do portion control. I don't think there's any control here.

Just a dash. How does it smell? That was a weird face you made, and you're a pretty brave eater. Steak? Ruh-roh. Alright, let's keep spinning. Mook, what do you have? You're on greed watch. Gia, still with olives. Donnie Dunn.

TJ with nothing. TJ with fucking nothing. Bear ass TJ. Oh, it's going to be so nasty. Stephen Che walking in here quickly. He knows exactly what he wants. Here he comes. On a mission.

Peregrine falcon. Miso, miso, miso. Mackerel wouldn't be bad. Holy mackerel. Radish. Oh, that's a lot of touching going on. Oh, yeah. What's up with that?

A lot of touching. Radish would be terrible. Let's go back to the first thing you picked. Mackerel. We do storage war rules here. You can look. What's that? A taco? What? Taco. You can look. What's that? A taco?

What? Taco. What is that? What is that? You secretly put that up there. I think that's just like the bread that came with my arancini. Oh, okay. So you can bring that over to me.

He wasn't on the list. Donnie just put his lunch up there. What? Keep those hands to yourself, Che. Oh, yay. So Che, Stephen Che went with. Hang on, Brandon. Got ramen and sushi.

Mmm. An old generational pick. A bloody Mao. Yeah, that's what it is. All right, let's spin that's what it is. Alright, let's spin that. Maybe it'll land on TJ's name. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. It hasn't...

A bloody Mao, Zay. Zah. I know what he's doing. This dude's coming in here to reclaim his Altoids. I think he's getting Reese's Cops. I forgot about Altoids. TJ is fucked. That sucks. Going for the Y.

Oh, no. Hell the fuck no to applesauce. What letters do you have, Za? Yellow mustard. You just have mustard. Yay. Okay. Why are you saying tomato?

I know you want the Reese's Cups. Macaroni. Macaroni. Macaroni. Macaroni. This is going to be the easiest draft yet. You don't like macaroni salad? No. It's too mayo-y.

Unless there's no mayo in it. It's like weirdly cold. Always. Always freezing. That's the point. Put it in the fridge. Like rock solid. It doesn't warm.

It's colder than ice. It's the coldest substance on earth. Oh, my God, folks. Yay! We got T-J. Should I do the evil play? Yes. I don't know what that means.

I know. Let me see what's on the tip. We might have our first steal of the day. Everybody gets one. Oh, no. And, I mean, somebody could be... Somebody could have great synergy with their already completed drink.

I built something I would eat every day and have eaten every day. Oh, no. Oh, look at him looking. Oh, he went with the yuzu. Oh, that's like the citrus one. He didn't go evil. He didn't go evil.

I forgot we could steal. Can we steal or swap? I think I just have M and A. We steal. I think swaps are legal. It has to be agreed upon. Yeah. Nah, because then everybody's happy.

That's the difference between a swap and a steal. That was the suavest thing I've ever heard. Swap and a steal. Well, Nicholas. In my day. Don't you know the difference between a swap and a steal? Well, there is the big difference is one of them is agreed upon and one of them is not.

That was agreed upon. I think everyone should just get one steel at the end. I think one, or during, if it lands on your name, you can steal.

Yeast, yeast, yeast. You touched it. Yeah, he's at the handsiest. The cheesy yeast. Cheesy yeast. It's cheesy? Nacho cheese yeast.

You just wanted it to be straight up yeast. That's fun. It's a nice flavor. I want the yellow mustard. Cheesy yeast. That'll go well to be straight up yeast. That's fun. It's a nice flavor. I want the yellow mustard. Cheesy yeast. That'll go well with the mackerel. If you went with the yellow curry, you're keeping it Asian.

Miso. Miso. Miso soup. Jay. Sassy. Little Sasquatch. All right, I'm going to get his Red Bull back. I'm going to go Radish.

Oh. Okay. There you go, Sass. Okay. You can finally agree upon something. Radish. That's an underdog. Yeah, that's actually a common ingredient in bloodies.

Yeah, you just plop it in there. You won't taste it at all. Yeah, those don't taste like anything, do they? Rabbits love them. Rabbit Gus you just plop it in there. You won't taste it at all. Yeah, those don't taste like anything, do they? Rabbits love them. Rabbit Gus couldn't get enough. He died. We buried him under the drive. The wheel is hot.

Stephen Che. I'm like... Is that his last pick? That's my pet pet. Those olives. I don't want to stay on there. Is that his last pick? That's my pet. Oh, it's olives. All right, let's keep those olives. Sorry, y'all. I do think restaurants should serve alcoholic soups more often,

similar to a Bloody Mary. It's not a thing, but I think it could be a thing. A Bloody Mary in a bowl, maybe. You can waste it off soup. Yeah, it's pretty much just a Bloody in a bowl. You see Dunkin' Donuts is doing booze, like coffee booze. Yeah, yeah. That's hitting.

Yeah, it's a hard cold brew or something. Altoids. That is the worst pick, I think, so far today. Yeah, congrats. What happens if one of those goes in the straw and gets stuck? It's over a little spice. A little minty freshness. You went all seafood and then ended it with Altoids.

Yeah. Imagine eating a tomato and mint sandwich. My choices were this or flour or an applesauce. Flour. I would take in the flour. Yeah. I was going to make it chunky. Ah, chunky.

Campbell's Chunky Soup, that was a hit back in the day. Donovan McNabb. Some people can't handle the chunk. Some people can't. It's fine. I forgot mangoes were up there. Dang. Looking you right in the face.

Still pissed that yogurt got taken so early. Dang. That was my one-one. All right. And I have M and A. Oh. What's he going to do here? Oh.

Sweet. He's going sweet.? Oh, sweet. He's going sweet. He's going sweet. Peanut butter chocolate flavor. You're going to see young Nicky on a sugar high after this. I'm going to be bouncing off the motherfucking wall. It's like the thing Macaulay Culkin made in Home Alone. Yeah.

Yeah, this might be it. This is like the pizza that the Olsen twins made. You guys remember that video? They were putting all kinds of shit on their pizza. When they were Mary-Kate and Ashley. Yeah, they always were. When they were babies? There we go.

Yeah. Yeah. Little Sasquatch. Who needs what? What letter is it? Yerba. Is that a Y? What letter is it? Yerba. Oh, yerba's up there. You could steal always, remember, folks.

Bunch of kind people in here. Apples and mustard. Amen. That's like that lady on TikTok. She's like, raw celery and cottage cheese. Don't know that lady on TikTok. She's like raw celery and cottage cheese. Don't know that lady. She died this past week. What?

Yeah, she passed. What? I know you're going to be so distraught. I didn't even know you had a connection with this woman. But yeah, she passed. No, she did not She's fucking dead. No, she did not.

Tragically. Malnutritionally. Who did it land on? Oh, yeah. Who did it land on, Teej? Oh, hell yeah. I'm going to wrap it up. Oh, man. Oh, my God.

Okay, so some items are still going to be on the table. I'm so nervous. Yes, Yoruba! You have a sneaky bad, bad, bad. I thought you were going sweet. I'm having dessert, dude. Apple Jackson Yerba. Yum.

I didn't realize Apple Jackson was taken. I feel like we should do a mackerel wheel, just so someone has to. Somebody will, the way it adds up. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I thought we just wrapped it up. Oh, no, no.

We still have some people that can get greedy. What is mackerel? Greedy. Fish. Any specific type of fish? A lot of the times I go fishing, they use it as bait. It's bait fish. Not a good tuna. Typically.

Someone should have bought tuna. For what letter? It's my guy. My fish guy. We forgot to bring tuna. I love tuna. Guy. Tea. Fish guy. Hey, albacore. We forgot to bring tuna. Albacore.

I love tuna. Yeah? Yellowfin tuna? That would have been good. I think mackerel are really easy to catch, too. What year are? They're morons. It's like a string, and there's hooks on it. Rosemary.

Yeah, I'm going to take that. And you don't even have to bait the hooks. Yeah, you just rip them off. You're stealing? All right, rosemary cannot be stolen, and KB cannot steal anymore. You have to wait for your name. Now you have to pick again. Yeah, no, I think he gets to pick.

Okay, yeah, go pick an R. You can have your root beer, which is cream soda, a Red Bull, a rice vinegar. I feel like if you're going for a rice vinegar like a that might actually work might work what no sweet and tangy

why are you examining the Red Bull like you didn't just drink also you're touching them all what could this taste like you're going cream soda I'll go well I'll go well with the meatball sub

yeah those pair damn near perfect. You were on a roll all until then. I mean, it's not over. I think Mook's just making lunch. He's like. I'm having lunch, yeah.

Oh, there we go. Yes. He's getting her mackerel. Finally. Mackerel time. Nothing will take it any longer. We talked a big game. So we still have applesauce, mangoes, Red Bull, rice vinegar, mackerel, flour, maria biscuits, and... Mustard.

Yellow curry sauce. For the bloody rush. Oh, that's a... Can't mix that up. She went with mackerel. Holy shit. Olives and mackerel. Can I see that?

You're going to have an all-time bad breath day. Yeah. Take it out of the package. Let's get a look. I think it's going to be like individually packaged pieces of mackerel. Okay, this fish is kind of making me nervous because he looks like he's on fire. Oh, yeah, he's like... He looks sick.

Yeah, it's like spicy, right? Yeah, he looks like he's... Oh, yeah, he is fucking twisted right now. She picked mackerel and you went with holy shit? Come on. I should have said holy mackerel? That's right. Yeah, come on.

Ruby hit that earlier. Yeah, thanks, man. My mic. I should not have picked this. Let hit that earlier. Yeah, thanks, man. The guy knows ponds. My mic. I should not have picked this. Let me see it. Ew, are they whole? Show me the mackerel. Can I smell it?

It smells bad? I know it smells bad. It smells so bad. Oh, it's individually packed. Oh, my God, it smells so bad. Yeah, that's a good pick. Ew. Why does it look like a stamp?

Oh, my God. That looks like a stamp. That looks like an aborted duck feed. Yeah, it does, Donnie. I was going to say something. Let's go, Zah. Oh, no. This is what they hang up at college campuses to say, like, don't get an abortion.

This is what you're killing. Oh, that's going to make it so much worse. Or like, that's the lung of a dead smoker. Rice vinegar. That's the lung of a one-year-old kid who died from chain smoking. Chain smoking tot. Whoopsie doo doo. We live and we learn.

Maybe somebody will steal it. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Is this your fourth or fifth? Greedy. Oh god Oh yeah Saz is this your fourth or fifth? Greedy You're greedy Alright pick a person I'll go with Yogurt

I also have one of Mooks Oh wait I have one You have one too Yeah so you can pick from any of us Oh I'll go with you Okay You said you had one good one and one bad one. Oh, he's a thinker.

Dang. And Sass. It's literally water. Oh, my God. That's a really good one. I don't know if that's good. That might not be. Richard's Rainwater.

Richard's Rainwater? Rainwater. I didn't know they bottled that up. I put it out last night and caught some water. Interesting. Awesome. All right. Wait, where'd that come from?

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a car accident on the way there. True. And we have Steven Che. You have all four? Yeah. That's greed, my friend.

Pick a person. That's greed. And that's a seven deadly sin. And you already have lust I'm so sorry I pick a person and then I get

or they get a mystery ingredient no not at all yeah how are people not getting this me, Nick and Donnie have mystery items then you'll get one of those

okay pick from that Donnie's saying alright I'll trust donnie yeah i'll go donnie all right and then do i pick a number oh yeah i think it has one okay i am your guy because i got roe fish oh nice which will go great with the rainbow roll what's fish roe fish eggs oh i'm thinking he could do like a fish egg rim. Roe is good. We're not doing dashes or garnishes here.

You should go all that roe. All that roe. He's got his own variety of the roe. It's good. Old roe. It doesn't taste like anything. It's going to be like a boba tea. Yeah, I want that whole thing in there.

I want ten eggs in your mouth. All right. What we have left is Red Bull, mangoes, Maria biscuits, flour, applesauce, and curry. Yellow curry. Who needs items? I do. I got one thing. Oh, God, TJ.

Who has one thing? Oh, TJ. Can we just put me, whoever needs things? I do think we typically stop greed. Dealing. Yeah, once we're out of greed. Yeah. Well, we stop greed once everybody has an item, right?

Yeah. Is that what we did? There's no items left to steal. So let's just do that from now on for the sake of speed because we got to get sipping. Who's full? Mango. Fried mangoes.

So are you done, Kyle? Mealy mangoes. I am done. All are you done, Kyle? Mealy mangoes. I am done. All right. Done? Maddie? I'm done. Done?

Done? Done. Done? Not done? It's just me and TJ. You and TJ? Yeah. And Zop?

Rock, paper, scissors. I should just speed this up maybe. KB, wait. Do you have all the letters? Get them two on the wheel? Yeah, let's just get those guys on the wheel. And I think Zop too. You go back and forth.

Yeah, I've got A left. Yeah. Let's just do that. Does KB have all the letters? Yeah, let's just get those guys on the wheel. You go back and forth. Yeah, I've got A left. Let's just do that. Does KB have all the letters? I thought you took mushrooms earlier. He did. And then you just took mango? No, this is the A. Amelia Mango.

Could anyone in the booth check if we have some ice? Because I think that will enhance these a lot. I don't think so. I don't think as much as you'd think. I've never had a Bloody Mary without ice. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you need ice. I think ice is important.

So what do you have so far? I have olives and mackerel. Oh, delicious. Olives and mackerel. So that is You could thicken it up R and M R and M A and a Y

M and R mister Yellow curry is there for the taking Curry alert Do you like Indian food? Yeah I do Then I Let's go She went with the curry Do you like Indian food? Yeah, I do. Then I... Okay, I'm going to go curry. Let's go.

She went with the curry. Yeah. I don't think that was a good pick. No, I'm going to go to the hospital. Curry and mackerel. Everybody else already has their wives. Curry, mackerel, and... Nobody was going to take that anyway.

Oh, so I was going to get with it. Oh, you could have stolen. Oh. Well, you can still steal. I guess so. It's okay. It's okay. No stolen. Well, you can still steal. I guess so. It's okay. It's okay. No, I like what you're crafting.

Bloody Mary with curry seems to be a thing. Okay. Okay. Although this one has a 3.8 out of 5. That's pretty good. Yeah. All right, let's spin that. I don't trust things blow for.

Zah. What are we going with? Get in here, beast. Wow. Applesauce. Yeah. Nice. I think that's up.

Who's to say? Gravy. Still don't buy it? I'm not buying it. No, I think it's apple. Who's to say? Gravy. Still don't buy it? I'm not buying it. No, I think it's apple sauce. What's the catch? Yeah, you're not going to offend me. I didn't make the apple sauce.

Yeah, but you saw it and you're like, the guys are going to love this. I thought so. I thought so. I thought it looked just like apple sauce. I can't get an item. No, dude, this is insane. Oh, no, TJ. Gia, finish it off.

So what do you get? So I have M, R, and Y. So you're A. Sparky. What A's are up there? All-purpose flour. Oh. Is that the only thing left?

Yes! Thicken it up. Can I steal? You can. Thick that thing. Oh I steal? You can. Take that thing. Oh, steal? Hold on.

Kyle's rosemary's already been taken. My A got vetoed. Wait, what would you steal an A? Oh, A. Oh, no. Take apple jacks. You could take apple juice. Oh, wait, that looks fucking... Oh, those apple jacks.

Those apple jacks are calling your name. That apple juice. Those sweet, sweet apple jacks. My A Jacks are calling your name. That apple juice. Those sweet, sweet Apple Jacks. We should. My A got vetoed, so there should be another mystery. Oh, your A got vetoed. I have a mystery A as well. His was a little bit.

You can pick one of our mystery A's. I'm going to go mystery because I don't want to fly. You want Kyle's or Nick's? Kyle's. This is A? Is he just going and bringing ice by the cup full? There's a lot of mystery items. Artichoke hearts.

Hey. Oh, that's money. Nice. Not bad. Now, TJ. Yes. What do you need? I need M, A, and R.

Ah. So come in here and get your flower. Or you could take my A mystery item. Or I could steal. Or you could steal. And you need M? So I guess you could take what? Is there any meatballs? Maria crackers up there.

I'll remember it. I'll take the Maria crackers. I'll take the Red Bull and I'll steal Sass's apple. Oh, my God. He's going to be pissed. He's going to be livid.

Now he gets the flower. Now he gets the flower. He stole Sass's apple. Wow, he's gone. Coward. Get that apple. I wanted the mackerel and the rainbow roll and the yuzu sauce, but it didn't fall my way.

It didn't fall your way. Nothing fell your way. I think he dodged a bullet with the mackerel. Yeah. I don't think it's... Terrible. Shut up. Okay, so Sass will have to come and choose between his...

Flour? Or he could steal, or he could take one of our mysteries. I don't know how I'm going to fit spaghetti in meatballs. You're going to have to really, really probably puree it. You can take out some ice. I don't need that much either. Why did you only get ice?

I think he's making runs. Diego's sweating. I think he could probably find a bucket and put ice in it. He was breaking the news to Harry. Oh, God. I don't want to do that. Your apple got stolen, God. I don't want to do that. Does he know? Does he know? I don't want to do that.

It's violent. Your apple got stolen, Harry. For what? You have to pick the flower. All-purpose flower or a mystery item. Or you could steal. Um, I'll do...

I can steal? I don't think so, actually. Well, you just said... No, because you already stole. Yeah, yeah. You can steal anything. Or no. Oh, my God, he can.

Thanks, Diego. You can steal. You can steal. You can steal it. Steal god, he can. You can steal. You can steal back my apple. Thank you, Diego. It's going to only be stolen once. Thanks, Diego. It's like little hats. Since when? Top hats.

I didn't know we had the tech. Flower. What is your A's? Someone gets the tech. 21. Flower. What is your A's? So someone gets the flower? My A is the amelie mango. I don't want that. You would hate those. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stay away. So what do you have? You could keep with your liquid theme. Get like the... Does anybody have any liquid A's? Apple juice, I guess. I don't know what you're talking about. Apple sauce.

There's also alternative Apple Jacks. Shut the fuck up. Claim your apple juice bag. No, I don't want the apple juice. I thought you said that was a great item.

Just you guys? Yeah. Nick and KB? Yes. Mook does as well. Don't you have a mystery item? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mook. Don't you have a mystery item?

Yeah, yeah. Is it an A? He needs an A. He needs an A. So? Yeah, yeah. I think so. Is it an A? He needs an A. He needs an A. So I don't have any A's left. I have an A mystery. You have an anus? I have an A mystery.

Mook, do you have an A mystery? No. Mine's M. I have an A mystery. You do? But I think it's illegal to show flour has no flavor like

might not be well either acid or adderall oh hell yeah I don't think I don't think either can be

take the adderall I don't want adderall crumble that up put it in but I think the episode will get taken down so yeah

we're not gonna do that yeah but it'll be so good. Yes. Thank you. I had a friend one time crumble Adderall into his chocolate pudding. Sounds good. What does the booth have? What do you guys have for A's?

Steven? I could just list off what everyone has. Just say the A's. Apple Jacks, applesauce, angel hair pasta, artichoke hearts, apple juice, Altoid cinnamon, Amelia mango,

arancini, and apple. But apple's been stolen so you can't take that one. And I have artichoke hearts. All right. Well, I guess I'll just do... I don't even know.

I don't even know what to do. Do you have a bad mystery? No. No? No. What? I guess I'll do the mystery. I'll do the mystery A. Okay. You're so No. No? No. What? I guess I'll do the mystery. I'll do the mystery A.

Okay. You're so fucked. Yeah? No. What? Aardvark sauce. Oh, lucky. Aardvark?

I think that's... What? Oh. I'm supposed to give shout-outs, but that's one of my favorite hot sauces, I think, of all time. Aardvark sauce. It's a hot sauce? Yeah.

Yeah. We got a hot sauce back. All right. Is everybody good? Or is somebody missing an A? No one wanted the flour. Who doesn't have an A? Because I took that.

I took your flour. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I guess you get to take that home with you. Perfect. My cookies. Yeah, I was going to say homemade cookies. My cookies.

Brownies. What about my mystery? Does anybody want to swap their M? Someone can swap for an S. Oh, I'll swap. M-R or Y from me. I'll swap. M, R, or Y from me. I'll swap. Okay, yeah.

My M. Nick or KB? For his? I have Mook's M next to me. Mook, you have an M? All right. I have an M. You can swap with Mook's.

I'll swap with Mook's M. I don't care what it is. Oh, wait. You're about to get tatered. Oh, I know what it is. Fuck. Okay? Oh, wait. You're about to get tatered. Oh, I know what it is. Fuck. Okay, actually, that's fine. Mashed potatoes.

I'll take the mashed potatoes over the mashed potatoes. That's crazy. Oh, I spilled my ice. Get tatered. Jesus Christ. Spilled your ice. Is this ice real? It doesn't look like ice.

It's the top hat I've ever seen. I don't think it is. Does anyone want to steal or swap? What letters do you want to steal? I have M, R, and Y. What's your Y? I would do a... Oh, you can't.

A mystery. You only like to swap for a mystery. We're done, right? Swaps are over. I would like to swap an R if I can. Swap an R? No, do not want cream soda. I would...

Hey, Sass, how about radishes for roasted eggplant? Hell no. No. No way. Well, how about radishes for roasted eggplant? Hell no. No. No way. Well, how about we do a steal and I just steal your- No, you can't. Steals are over. You can't steal.

You don't want to take my yogurt? I don't want to take- No, you would be so devastated if I take your yogurt. Not even close. I demolished you, Dennis. I think I won. I'm about to have a- I have hot sauce.

There's only one way to figure this out. I have an actual Bloody Mary. Make our Bloody Marys. I'm going to start pouring the vodka. You want to swap? Don't put the camera on me. Can I swap with KB's? As long as...

KB, is it fucking over Mook a little bit? No. You got Mexican beer, hot sauce, radish, and mustard. All right, Mook. You got root beer. Water is my mystery item. Oh, no. Roasted garlic hummus.

Oh, okay. Wait, what's your why, Mook? My why is... Yeast. Yeast. Oh, I'm going to stick with my yogi. All right. I'm going to start pouring up cups.

Yeah, so are we going to go like... Maybe everyone try a little bit of the mix before and let me know if you guys think it's good. I'm scared. I'm scared. Oh, I bet it's good, but I'm scared of it. Oh, no. It's about a flood in here, dude.

Do you have any spoons so I can scoop some of this in here? I'm going to let this start to marinate on the ice. I'm actually very excited about mine. Can I use the juice or do I have to put in the...

I'm just going to put my... Thank you. I'm just going to dump this in. Or wait to the end? Oh, oh, oh, okay. My table is overflowing That's a lot I forgot I had marshmallows I'm sorry Julie

These might not be good I have two M's technically What the fuck has happened Holy shit Holy mackerel You gave me the milk So what do I do with these bad boys And then just dip it in Holy mackerel. You gave me the milk. I'm like, you got to come and shopstick. So what do I do with these bad boys?

And then just dip it in. All right, double M alert. Yes. Oh, my God, this is hard. The one that Che has is horseradish. The one that you have, Sass, is not. Donnie, I might wrap it in spaghetti. A little wrap.

Guys, I think we're just dumping it in. I mean, if Mook didn't get the cream soda, his might be the best here. Well, I have roasted hummus now instead of cream soda. I don't think that will be too bad. What? Hey, Mary, could you amend Gia? Could you put Mary? Just because Mary's on my mind.

Yeah, sure. Alright, that's good. Leave a little room for the rest of my stuff. What? I think mine's going to kind of be like dog shit. I just tossed them in there, right? You have the chopsticks thing? I got a stick on my shirt.

Are you plopping the yogurt in right now? We have sticks? Chopsticks. Here we go. Maybe? I am... I literally have to take like a This one stole the arancini I think this could be the star of the show

Oh my god Alright time to yeast it up I've had yeast flavored popcorn before That was They were great What do I do with this They were great. Ragsberry. How do I do this? It's actually good.

Do you want to have a fork or something? Oh, I forgot about my powder milk. Jesus. Natural milk taste. Milk. That's a lot of yeast, dude. Strong. Is there a sandwich in there yet? No No I think I'm gonna kebab it If that's legal

A meatball This is so nasty This is a lot of work How are those mushrooms, Don? I have projects. Mustard is the best. Ew. Ew.

Oh, dude. Ew, what is that? Oh, my God. What's the yellow? Is that corn? Oh. Oh, no Is that corn? Oh. Oh, noza. Oh.

Are you serious? Wait. Do we try it, like, when we're ready? Oh, okay. How does the radish work? Do I... Put it on a chopstick and then just have it like soak it in there? Ew!

Way more powder than I would like. I'm a sin-bound. Wait, I think you came in dead last. You came in dead last. Eww, movie! The yogurt of the- Oh... Hellooooooooo! Mmm!

Guys, I'm not gonna be able to have- Does it smell terrible in here? It smells awful in here. Yeah. Look at his... Yours looks like hot chocolate. His olives are good. Yeah, mine looks like something you'd have at Christmas. KB, yours looks good.

KB, you got some artwork. Oh, those look so good, Donnie. What? Yeah. Oh, I don't good, Donnie. What? Yeah. Oh, I don't have anything for my stick. Where'd you guys get those? I just have a floating mashed potato on the top of mine right now. No sticks for Mubi.

What would you put in the ingredients? Yeah. That's fine. Oh, that's an extra. You need to mix a little bit. Guys, while we're making these, be sure to watch Rock and Rowdy tonight. It will be on YouTube. Remember, we have some implications with Wheels of Death versus the popular.

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called her out on her track marks oh yeah okay mine looks like a milkshake and there will be

that up and you can watch it on YouTube this year which is great in the chat TJ will be in the chat Nick TJ will be in the chat. Nick.

TJ will be in the chat? Might have to be in the chat. I am ready for a fucking drink, guys. Mustard. Should we do a round table where each person tries it? Gives their thoughts? There's straws right here so we can all try everybody's. Okay.

Monster really killing the vibe. Mine looks like a fun little treat. Easter Sunday. Can I take a sip now? If you'd like, sure. Why is my angel hair wet? What ingredients are in yours, Gia? It's actually not bad.

Really? It's yellow curry, artichoke hearts, olives, and mashed potatoes. But you can't even taste the mashed potatoes. It's usually not that clear. What is that? I think that's like a rice noodle, maybe? Oh, that's angel hair. Oh, yeah. Mook.

Mookie. It's translucent. I don't know what to do here. Plop her in, baby. The whole thing? I mean, I'd just maybe rip it. Mine's also like 90% alcohol. Gave you a lot.

But I also, then I put the beer in. Oh, yeah. I forgot about the beer. It's really strong. It's really not bad at all. It's actually kind of really good. The mustard just sinks to the bottom. Zal, let me see yours.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Nasty. Yours looks like the stuff they make chicken McNuggets out of. Hers are the worst. Mine is a nice, what is that, pastel? Yeah, it's a great hue. I like the color of it. You can see the raspberries, but you also can't.

Wait, how did it get painted? Taste, yeah? Yogurt lightened it up. No, it didn't taste. Yogurt and powdered milk. Yeah. All right, we'll taste individually. Okay.

I think Mook is still working on his. Mook, are you done? I'm getting there. Wait. Hurry up. Mine's way more fruity. Let's start with Sass. Mine tastes like a...

All right, Sass. All right, Sass, let's... Say what you got, and then taste it. Yeah, yeah. I've already had a couple sips. Okay, but now, for the audience,

say what ingredients. Mine is just... It's beer, vodka, Bloody Mary mix, radish, mustard, and and hot sauce. Now, rate it 1 to 10.

3. That's pretty fucking good. That's pretty good. I thought it was going to taste like a fucking, what is the drink with just the beer? Gelato. Yeah, but the vodka in it and the mustard really is throwing that off. All right, Moob. Apple juice, yogurt, raspberries, powdered milk.

Powdered milk? Marshmallows. It's like a... All right, there you go. So you have like a really fun, dessert-y kind of... Yeah. It's all sorts of flavors. That'll be fun on like a hot day on the beach. Cool off.

What do you think? It's so bad. It's like really fruity. The first taste I get Is like more fruit Than the Bloody Mary I'm not really getting Any Bloody Mary mixer

Yeah yeah me too My other flavors took over So I'm gonna go a one A one I believe it So it can't get any worse Judging by the color I don't think it can

Diesel gas That's pretty bad What do we have? Mine is The Bloody Mary mix The hot hot sauce, which is fantastic, mushrooms, amelie mangoes, and rosemary. That's probably not that bad. Presentation's nice, like the setup.

Give the ingredients up top a little dip. No ice. Yeah, a couple ice. Lukewarm. I don't see the ice. This, yeah, a cup of ice. Lukewarm. I don't see the ice. A cup of ice, and this is great. This is, I don't, I'm not crazy about tomato juice, but this is a six and a half. Wow.

So I went with, you know, I was thinking like sweet tooth, you know, kid in a candy aisle. I have a Reese's cup. I have yerba mate, apple jacks, a Reese's cup. I have yerba mate, apple jacks, and mini marshmallows. Oh, yerba mate. Those things are very flavorful. It also has caffeine in it so your heart's going to blow up.

Not the chewing. What do you think? Get some malos in there. Yeah. Oh, man. I think I lost, guys. Pretty bad. Pretty bad.

A little fun as well. It's like shocking my tongue. It doesn't quite know. It's never had this experience before. And for that, I'm thankful. So two out of ten. Two? Okay.

No, fuck it. Two and a half. Two and a half. Yeah. If I was served that, I would, fuck it. 2.5. 2.5. If I was served that, I would still know it's a Bloody Mary, but if I was served Mubi's drink, I would send it back immediately. Like a smoothie, yeah.

Fireballs. I forgot about rule number 7. Mook, you have to try hers and then we'll do vice versa after. Yeah, rule 7? I got it. Watch her taste hers. Those meatballs are so terrifying. I got to get some meatballs first.

Sure, man. A little swap. Rule number seven. How could you forget? Donnie, you're up. Yeah, I got the Mook's Spicy Mushrooms as my M. A little Arancini Ball up top as my A. That's good.

What was my M. A little arancini ball up top as my A. That's good. What was my R? Oh, roasted eggplant spread, which I just got mixed in there. It's pressed against the side there. Yep. And then I plopped two yolks in there as my A. So those are just marinating. Did you mix it all together? Yeah.

I'm going to save those for last. Oh, God. Mm-hmm. This is tasty. What? It's like mine. Yeah. Like, if I was served this at a bar, I wouldn't send it back.

I'd be like, thank you for this delicious chicken. That's insane. That's absurd. That's insane. What are you tasting? Are you tasting the... Oh, he's looking at... Oh, my God. Yum, yum. Yum, insane. What are you tasting? Are you tasting the... Oh, he's looking at... Oh, my God.

Yum, yum. Yum, yum. Oh, mook. Yeah, great shroom choice. That was good? Yeah. Mookie's mushrooms. God damn it.

All right, now rate it, I guess. In terms of just like every Bloody Mary I've had, I'd say a high six. Wow. That's crazy. That's compared to intentionally made blind dates.

Yeah, I know. All right, man. All the power to you. Enjoy. Gia, what do you got? Okay, my M was mashed potatoes.

My A was artichoke hearts. My R was artichoke hearts. My R was red pepper stuffed olives. And my Y was yellow curry. Ooh, the curry might throw it off a little bit. And it is actually quite good. I'm not going to lie.

It's good. The mashed potatoes have no flavor at all. They're just chunks in there. So if you avoid the chunks, it's really not bad at all. Why don't you have a chunk for us? Have a chunk. That's rule six. I'll eat a little bit, but I don't even have a fork to chunk it up.

That's a perfect chunk. How am I supposed to get it with a knife? Don't neglect the chunk. I'm going to have a regular Bloody Mary if that's okay. Yeah, by all means. But Mook does have to try them. All of them. Yeah.

I would give this a fork. Oh! Diego! Worn fork incoming. Diego just spooned her. Is this because I have to eat the chunk? I think it's because you have to eat the chunk. All right.

Oh, God. Okay. This looks disgusting. Get that Fine. Oh, God. Okay. This looks disgusting. Get that chunk. Oh, God. You got it? Yeah, that's fine. That'll be good.

Mashed potato. No, it's fine. It's fine. Yeah. Okay. I'll literally give mine, literally give mine a five point. This is weird to me. These should all be below five

I would think You put olives in Buddy Mary's all the time I love artichokes Yellow curry tastes good Five and a half Alright Mook So we got the meatball marinara We got angel hair pasta

We have roasted garlic hummus And we have roasted garlic hummus and we have roasted garlic yeast so that thing's i don't want to speak for everybody let me just tell you this this is full-bodied that's max that's a big it's a full body it's delicious well i think you i think you need it i think you need a how about you tuck that hair in falling off the side um chia give the spoon. Give Mook your spoon, please. Because I don't think he's got so many solids.

Oh, God. He's got angel hair. A meatball in my face. Not the first time. Let's see this. He's a big meatball guy. Oh. Yeah.

All right. We're going to do a little dip here. Oh, yeah. Saturated. It's like a cake pop. Oh, God. Oh, wow. Wow, that's a lot. It's kind of like pop. Oh, God. Oh, wow. Wow, that's a lot.

It's kind of like a lollipop. I have to go. All right. Spaghetti Meatball Mary's. Thank you so much. Thank you for participating. Thanks for making the mix. Your famous mix.

I'm glad it was good. What do you think about the mix without all the shit in it? It's great. It's really good. Mook? Take the mackerel to go, by the way. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's yours.

10 out of 10. What? Okay. What? Okay, these people are fucking crazy. I could eat this all day. Insane. Wait, you need a baseline, so maybe go try Maddie's.

I feel like I could see some trendy bar in Brooklyn being like, we have the spaghetti and meatball Mary. Oh, that would fly. And that would be a hit. This is actually very good. Yeah, we got everything. Don't worry. Go that would fly. And like that would be a hit. This is actually we got everything. Don't worry. Go do your thing.

Taste hers and then Che. Thank you for joining us. Thank you. Rough and rowdy tonight. I'm all sauced up. Any you want me to bring it over. Sure.

That's where you be watching it with us in the office. I say yeah. Come on brother. I'm going to watch it but I have three shows tonight. What time does it start? 8? 8 p.m. is when the PPV starts.

And it goes to what? 12.30? Maybe 11. 11.30, me 11. How does that make you feel, Moog? Yeah, that's awful. Bad? I'm curious.

Oh, yeah. I am, too. Boys? It's not as bad as you would think. Yeah, it's not as bad as you would think, but it's definitely not right. I'm not kidding. Mine is actually good. All right, Che's already going to town.

Che, what is yours? Booth. Booth, boys. What do we got in there? We got the rainbow roll. So we got rainbow roll, Altoids, cinnamon. There's a bunch. They all float to the bottom though um

the cheddar yeast or the cheese yeast which is not good it smells like a pet store and then what was my final ingredient um oh the miso broth

which actually blends great and then the roe doesn't have much of a taste but it kind of enhances the seafood the sushi all falls apart once it gets in the water. But it's pretty good, honestly. It's not obviously the best. I wouldn't order this.

But as far as having to drink it, very tolerable. I'm probably going to finish this. Wow. This is working out way too well. Yeah, I'm pissed off. Mine sucks. What is your score? I understand the five thing. Probably like 5.8, 5.9. It's decent. What is your score? I understand the five thing.

Probably 5.8, 5.9. It's decent. This is outrageous. What do you got? Tell me it's bad. Alright, I feel like I'm the only one that did this. Oh! What in the world? As I said,

I feel like I'm the only one that did this properly. We got the take-me-quick right over here, which features some Frenchies, yellow mustard, predominant. You put a lot of yellow mustard. That's crazy. We've got some macaroni. I don't know if you can see it. We see it.

We've got some salad in there. Half and half, the Bloody Mary mixed with some with some rice wine. Oh, that's vinegar. Rice wine. Rice vinegar. Vinegar, whatever you call it.

And to garnish up top, we got a little bit of applesauce. So we're going to dive in right now. Oh, no. That is so gross. Have you tried it yet?

He hasn't. So he did this right. Holy shit. My God. Oh, no. Oh, no. He was sinking. Oh, no.

Oh, no. I'm going to bet this is. I thought you fell into the. This is the worst thing I've ever had in my life. Oh, no. Oh, he's going to kill me. Dude, don't kill yourself. This is the worst thing I've ever had in my life. Oh, no. Oh, he's going to kill me. Dude, don't kill yourself.

He's out. I'm done. Alley-in effort. Zah, what are you giving it out of 10? Out of 10. Oh, 5.2. Dude, this sucks. Zah, would you be willing to try Mubi's and see which is worse?

Oh, yeah. I think yours is probably worse. No, because Mubi, you need to try his. Oh, no. I think we have probably worse. No, because Mubi, you need to try his. Oh, no. No. I think we have to figure out who came in last. It literally looks like a smoothie. Yeah. I'm going to try Mubi's.

It's actually not as bad as you'd think, but that's definitely where we're at. I'm not sure. I guess I'll try it. Anyone want a meatball? No, look at that thing. I have to try that. Oh, Zah. It's like vibrant.

The movie has like so much fruit that it almost starts to mask the tomato. Yeah, I did a lot of apple juice in there. Oh, that tastes fantastic. Oh, fantastic. You said it's fantastic. Wait a minute. We all got to try Zaz. We all got to try Zaz.

Get over here. Wait a minute. You didn't try it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, all tried. That was, ooh. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. That thing was rough. Oh, dude, I can. It's like fighting back against my straw.

Ew. It looks like an egg drop soup or something like that, or like a sweet and sour soup from a restaurant. It's so mustardy. No. It's so mustardy It's like It's like if mustard had Like a child with cottage cheese Oh not cottage cheese Oh yeah

You probably experience the same exact sensation I'm having right now Fuck Oh my word And I like mustard It's a texture It feels like piercing an ear When you have to push it all the way through Oh my word. And I like mustard. It's a texture. 90% mustard. No, no, push it in.

It feels like piercing an ear. Like when you have to push it all the way through. That's so gross. It has the consistency of earlobe. Dear Lord. Oh, my God. That was such a reaction. I hate yellow mustard.

Oh, then that is not the dish for you, man. Mookie. I'll take a swig. Yeah, you will. Get over here, pal. Oh, so should we walk over to his? Get over there. Pass it on down, Kyle, and then I'll pass it to Mookie.

I think you'll like this for some reason. I don't know. I mean, I hate cottage cheese. Oh, it's like sitting right there. It hasn't gone down yet. It needs to go elsewhere. I'll try to have it open mind, but it's tough just with how it looks.

Push your straw down. Oh, yeah. That took some force. Something came up. Yeah. No. No. No, no, no, no.

Oh, my God. Oh, there's. Aye, aye, aye. Oh, there's a lot going on. I got a noodle stuck in my straw, so I had to suck super hard. There aren't noodles in there. There aren't noodles in there. He has the macaroni salad. Oh, that.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So I had like a piece of macaroni. How would the macaroni salad even fit through the straw? You must have really been sucking. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I had like a piece of... Oh, you got a new macaroni? How would the macaroni salad even fit through the straw? You must have really been sucking. Oh, no, it didn't go through. It didn't go through. But it was blocked for a while.

Oh, Mookie. That is... Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's bad. Sass? That's bad. Ugh. You can finish that for an award.

That's all you. Get you a suit. Buy you a suit. Yeah, it's free suits. No. I'll buy you a suit if you don't finish that. Yeah, I don't want a suit. I love a suit as a prize.

I'll buy you a pool table. Oh, my God, dude. For your apartment. What? No. You're going to want a suit, Moog. Oh, my God, dude. For your apartment. What? No. You're going to want a suit, Moog. I'm going to throw up. In five years, you're going to look back on this day and be like, I don't want a suit.

I don't want a pool table. Dude, in five years, you're going to be back in corporate America. Where's that noodle? Look at that thing. It's jumping. I think if you just ate the noodles on their own. You're going to say I'm going to be back in corporate America, you dickhead? What the fuck?

What the fuck was that? It sounded right. What was that? Dude, in like a year and say I'm going to be back in corporate America, you dickhead? What the fuck? What the fuck was that? It sounded right. What was that? Dude, in like a year and a half, we'll be back in the cube. You're going to be like, God damn it, why didn't I drink that mustard shit for a fucking year? You were stale at Barstool? What the fuck? Yeah.

I'm not going to. I can't. You're going to look back six months from now. You're going to be like, damn, at least i could have gotten a free suit i should have taken advantage of my time there and then tj still has to go oh i finished my bloody oh my very good wow he chugged it tj what do we got maria biscuits apples yuzu sauce and red bull oh that's not bad i don't know that's not bad. That sounds pretty bad. Not as bad as Zaz.

Actually, lemons are in Bloody Mary's a lot. I don't know. The yuzu sauce is not sweet at all. It's super salty. What are you getting? Are you getting the Red Bull? No, I'm getting full salt bomb blast in my mouth.

Maybe compare it to Zaz. Go take a swig of Zaz. What about these guys getting the tour? Yeah. Offer them. Hey, boys. Hey, you want a drink? Hey, boys.

Hello. You're a young man. Come here. Put some hair on your chest. Come here, young man. Zaz came back for us? Yeah, TJ's got to try. Oh, man.

Does TJ want some meatball? I think it's all you, man. Who tasted the alcohol in theirs? None. I had a lot of alcohol. I actually got a pretty big buzz. He's hammered. From the two sips I had of it.

What's the giggle puss doing back there? Talk to us, Zaha. Talk to us. Wait, I gotta go in again? What? Uh-huh. No, you came in giggling. Oh, yeah.

Those men tried it, and they said it was awful. Oh, they tried it? Oh, you got those guys to try it? Yeah. Oh, nice. Hell yeah. I couldn't bring him in, but I got him to try it. Yeah.

Those guys were 16. 21. We could have a rando from the office try all of our spells. Yeah, let's make a rando. Who should we pick? Is there anyone here that we can pick? Would you like to go pick somebody? Pick someone.

Okay. Who should I pick? Another intern? That's up to you. You can pick anyone. Who do you think would be up for it? Who do you think? Who's somebody that's down for anything?

Who's down to clown? Clemmer. Clemmer? Clemmer? Clemmer is here tonight. Any excuse to get booze in his system? He's like, yes. Okay, I'll bring it back somewhere.

Or should I get Sparky? No, not Sparky. No, not Sparky. I wouldn't be out. He comes in singing. He did not sign up for this. Last thing we need is Sparky off the booze, too. Yeah, my God.

Also, I think we could get sued for forcing a janitor to drink this shit. You'd be hazing a guy. Hey, that's hazy for sure. Hey, man, we mixed drink this shit. You'd be hazing a guy. That's hazy for sure. Hey man, we mixed all this shit together. This is literally what we had to do in fraternity. Oh, don't be shy. You're not shy. Oh, I can't get the mustard off my tongue.

Have a real bloody, brother. I don't know if I like them. They're good. Oh, okay. Then I do. Have a real bloody brother. I don't know if I like them. They're good. Oh, okay. Then I do. I will say one problem with her recipe, not nearly spicy enough. There was one that had horseradish in it. How was that armadillo sauce?

It's good. The aardvark. It's like one of my favorite hot sauces. It's good. I was going to bring some of my Icelandic geothermal cooked hot sauce. Oh my god. I decided I'm not going to waste it. That would be a huge waste.

Yeah. Huge fucking waste. Because I had a mango flavored one. Please, please. Who did you get? You got Nate? What the fuck? Oh, Meekville, yes.

Yeah, this will do. You got booze hounds in here. Look at this booze crew. Gundlemen. Take a peek on which one you think is the best. Taste the best. You got to try them all. You got to try them all.

The booth has some as well. What's in a Bloody Mary? You know. Yeah, Clymer, don't try and act like you haven't already had three Bloody Marys today. Yeah, there's not alcohol in these, is there? Fuck, that smells bad in here. What's in a beer? Why is it on your face?

There's not alcohol in beer, is there? That looks pretty good, huh? Hey, pal, that looks pretty good. Do you mind if I take a swig? What's in this thing? Here, Climber, you can try mine. Let me try that I take a swig? What's in this thing? Here, Clammer. You can try mine. Let me try that.

I've never had one before. Meatballs. It fucking reeks in here. Come on, it's pastel. You can probably grab a straw. Oh, Clammer. Get that. That's the best one.

No throwing up in here, though. You got another two? No, I made a real one. Oh, man. It smells so bad. Yeah. Are you guys just immune to it? I didn't even know it smelled bad.

Yeah. Clemmer's tapping out already. Nate, you want to try my breakfast one? I have an Italian dinner. Meek, do you want an Italian dinner? So meatball, there's angel hair in there. I took a spoonful.

They're leaving. Why are they leaving? Vib's tapped out deservingly so. Huh? I took a spoonful. I would dip the meatball. Why are they leaving? Vib's tapped out deservingly so. He doesn't need to. He already does this. Not horrible. It's hot.

Sip and then meatball. Meek just wants milk. Meek, I would like you to try the sauce. It's good. You guys don't have to pay for this. No, no, no. You spit it out. Meek.

Meek. Meek. Try the one on the table. Meek wants milk. You don't want the meatball? Try the one on the table. The one with the macaroni salad froze over. Yes.

Bring that over to me. That's what turned into a slushie. Meek. That's the good one. What the? That looks like piss. No, it doesn't at all. Your pee looks like that?

That's what your piss looks like. Your pee's chunky? Oh, what the hell? That looks like what's in this? Spaghetti, meatballs, parmesan. That looks just like my piss. They put my piss in there. Acaroni salad.

Vomit mustard. You dropped something off of it. Acaroni salad. Vomit mustard. You dropped something off of it. Meek, Meek. You're going to have to try Zaz. Can't get it through. Meek, Meek, chug, chug, chug. Chug? Yes.

Just pretend it's milk. Sit down on a mic. I need more of you. I can't hear you. I can't hear Meek. Come here, Meek. Stay forever. Meek, Meek, Meek.

Don't call Meek. Meek, Meek. Come here, Meek. Stay forever. Meek. Oh, don't call Meek. Meek. Meek. Oh, God. Sit down. Swallowed any of that. Take a sip. Just let it hit his tongue. Oh, look who's coming to play.

Sparky, I need you to sing us into the weekend, my friend. Yes. How does it smell in here? Oh, you got the mic chain. Oh, shit. Someone gave Meek. Someone gave me... Someone bring me milk. Never mind.

One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. Can you sing us a song about Bloody Mary? Sing a song using Bloody and Mary. You can do whatever. First, let me get this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy, Jimmy, Cocoa Pop. Jimmy, Jimmy, yeah. Jimmy, Jimmy, Cocoa Pop.

Jimmy, Jimmy, Pop. Jimmy, Jimmy, Cocoa Pop. You know I need a lot. Jimmy, Jimmy, Cocoa Pop. I got that. Jimmy, Jimmy, Cocoa Pop. You know I never stop. Walk around the streets at night.

Know I gotta eat. Don't you know I'll get this money. That's a part of me. Jimmy, Jimmy, Cocoa Pop. Jimmy, I gotta eat. Don't you know I'll get this money, that's a part of me. Timmy, Timmy, Coco, Timmy, Timmy, Pop. Timmy, Timmy, Coco, Pop. You know I need a lot. Oh!

Wonderful. Bada bing, bada bing. Now tell Meek to drink. Let's go, Meek, Meek. Holy shit. Or like, Maria, or... Oh, Meek. Meek. Holy shit. Or like Maria or... Oh, Meek. Swallow it, Meek.

Another trip to the... Swallow it to the throat. It's just spinning. Whoa. You puking, Meek? No, you're just spinning it out. No, I literally cannot swallow that. That's disgusting.

Yeah. What we got? What we got, Sparky? Let me see. I feel like we should lift up the mic. I feel. Yeah, I need that mic. Yeah.

All right. He's crouching today. What's his next song? We got a slow jam or what do we got? Take me in on something groovy. You had a slow jam, you sang. Freaky groovy. Freaky.

Freaky Sparky. A little extra horny for Friday. Harry said a little extra horny for Friday, Sparky. Your horniest song. He's like, I know one. Take me there. Girl,

please don't stop. Please don't stop. I said, girl, don't stop. Please don't stop. I said, girl, don't stop. Please don't stop. I just need you on top. Woo! And my girl, she will rock.

I need you on top. Need you on top. Girl, please don't stop. Please don't stop. Oh, hold me tight. Day and night in the morning sky. Everything is all right. But I need you on top.

Need you on top. Yes, I need you on top. Need you on top. Oh, please don't stop. Please don't stop. Put that bed to the night rock. Let it rock. Bed to rock.

Need you on top now. Need you on top now. I need you right now. I need you right now. Hold my hand. Hold my hand. I'm a little man. I'm a little man. I need you on top.

I need you on top. God is here tonight. Whoa! Threesome! Holy shit. It's your turn. Holy. Damn.

That was your best yet. That was the best. That was the best. My man. All right. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you, Sparky.

Have a good weekend. I said, look at you, girl. Oh. Save that for next week. Whoa. He's horned up. Save that for next week. He's horned up. Save that for next week. All right, good stuff. Damn.

Wow. Sparky's horny. He was excited. A little H, yeah. I need you on top. All right, boys, let's spin the wheel. Thank you, everybody, for joining. That was the Yak.

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