The Yak - The B.O.Y. Draft for the First Yak from Chicago's New HQ | The Yak 10-23-23

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

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Q-Zips, Roback.com, promo code YAK, 20% off first purchase. Hello, everyone. Q-Zips. Roback.com. Promo code YAK. 20% off. First purchase. Hello, everyone. We're in the new studio. We are not. We still have things that need to be put in here like headphones, the wide camera, but we made it. We did make it.

We made it. Here we are. After a season of limbo. So you could throw away those shirts. Those are done. Throw them away. Oh, yeah, yeah. Throw those away.

Throw those away. Buy the new ones away Buy the new ones Buy the new ones That are coming out Speaking of shirts Yeah I like Nikki's He's

I think you got it From Rudy I did get this From Rudy Yeah Why are you Stealing my entire life Why are you

Stealing my entire life I'm not Look at you Look at me Exact same facial hair. You changed shoes, dude. Yeah, you had different shoes on. You were wearing Air Force 1.

These shirts are not close. They are as close as shirts can be without being my dad. Look how the pattern on mine are narrow stripes, and his are thick blue stripes. If this ends up in Brandon actually murdering me and trying to crawl into my bed and be like, this is my house now and these are my kids.

You invented flannel. You invented flannel, huh? You invented flannel shirts? No, we all know there were warning signs. That's fair. Well, he's got to go somewhere after Nick took his life. That's true. Yeah, it's my fault.

Your life's swapping. It's like a hermit crab finding a new shell. I mean, if we're going to take a life, it makes a lot of sense, right? Take a life. Now, you can't be mad at Brandon because he's always dressed like this. He's always had a beard. He's always done his hair. He's always worn Jordans.

I've been a flannel guy for a very long time. You didn't invent flannel. Are we hearing ourselves back? I'm not. I think that's just you. I'm all fucked up in my head. All right. So is it working?

I think you're hearing their voices in there. Is this working? Are we live yet? Let's take it live. Let's go live. Let's go live. Let's go live. Here we go. working? Are we live yet? Let's take it live. Let's go live. Let's go live. Here we go. Here we go.

All right, let's get going. Q-zips. We got to put some shit behind that on that wall. Yeah, we got to decorate. Yeah, that's a rough. This is a rough shot this way. Is this the final seating arrangement? No.

No. Yeah? Definitely not. I need to be off camera as much as possible. You don't like how HD these cameras are? Nope. I'm scared. And we don't even have the wide camera yet.

Oh, no. I look good as fuck. I'm going to be able to get those thighs of yours. Brent, is that your pillow? You're already... That's way too HD, dude. That is way too HD. Wow.

That is way too HD. Wow. Wait. Can we test that? Freckle cam. TJ, pull up freckle cam TJ my freckle cam What's the chat saying are we getting W's or L's? It's a lot of sarcastic else to be honest okay

Studios too big looks to HD sounds too good. Oh, God. Fire Pete. A lot of fire Pete. Still fire Pete. It's actually funny because everybody's in here. Pete's job is done. Let's fire him. For PMT, I had to do like a warning to all the individuals. I was like, I know what you guys are going to say. You're going to say that we look too good.

Like the studio looks too good. Like, it's okay. We'll make a mess of it. Like, it will happen. We will make a mess of it. That's how I felt doing mostly sports this morning. I was like, this is way too professional'll make a mess of it. Like, it will happen. We will make a mess of it. That's how I felt doing Mostly Sports this morning. I was like, this is way too professional. This is like way too...

People are definitely going to complain. Be like, what the fuck is this? I can hear everything. I can see everything. The desk doesn't give me splinters. We will fuck this up. We will... Give it time.

We will fuck this up. Che already had that chair filled to the brim with crumbs. He crumbed it. There was giant... Yeah, so many. He ate up that whole sub on it. Oh, God. Che, also,

you still drink Starbucks? Today you decided to stop drinking Starbucks? No, today was the first time I've ever had Starbucks by myself. What? What?

By yourself? Like you always had an adult before? No, like I would go with my, like I don't, I'm not a coffee drinker, so I've been into matcha teas recently.

So I got that by myself. I don't understand those words. Yeah, I still don't understand the by myself part. Either way. I went to Starbucks and ordered something for just myself. It'll be better once I'm there. What? Okay.

All right. It's never gone so low. And you found out it was. Yeah. Yeah. No no that's definitely weird all right well no that's a fun ass fact that's fucking sick um all right so is everything working everything is working in there right we feel confident that this stream is gonna work pete do the asking that because we have something planned today it's a surprise but I didn't want to do it if it's a broken stream what it what

should we go get this go get the stuff this for me this for Owen? This is for Nick. This is for Nick. Go get the stuff. What is it? Kyle, do you even know what it is? Kyle's just getting... By the way, Kyle, this office is going to be Kyle's... There are so many nooks and crannies that he can hide in. It's incredible. He just can go get lost. First word of the show, but yes.

Yes. I'm nervous. I know. I don't know why we're nervous. There's three men sitting facing us, none of whom are intimidating, but a control room full of men. Yeah. A lot of men. Going on.

Yeah. Everything's new. I'm afraid to touch stuff. A little bit of imposter syndrome. Do we deserve this? No. Yeah. I got a lot of that.

Yes. We do deserve this. But yeah. it's all it's surreal can we turn the cameras around no we're not showing that part of the office yet okay it's so cool it sucks yeah they don't want to see it anyway yeah so i'll give another update we're so we we have occupancy on this side of the office we're getting occupancy on the other side of the office in the next week and a half or so and then we will do a full office reveal. So that's why we haven't shown any of the other side. But behind where you guys are looking right now is everything.

It is my birthday. Okay. Oh. We're going to do a little baby shower slash draft to kick off the new office. We haven't done a draft in a very long time. So we're going to do a draft today. Oh, look at the babies. Oh, look at the babies.

We're doing an impromptu draft. We're doing an impromptu draft. Who's pregnant? Who's pregnant? Who the fuck's pregnant? Who's pregnant? And this is part of when people say that this studio is too nice. Well, guess what?

We're going to fucking make a mess of it right now. We have a blender. We have a blender. We don't know if we have electricity. Wow, you guys. Look at that. We wanted to give the people something, so we said impromptu drafting. We also have one for the fellas, for the non-Kates.

Oh, donuts. Look at this one. Studio. Studio. Kate? Oh donuts? Look at this one. Studio. Kate? Before we get into the draft I got some stuff for your child. Whoa. I thought it would be cool.

I'm probably like what's I'm the coolest one out of all of us. So I got some stuff so you could build your baby in my image. Okay. Is it a flannel? Got him a fedora. A baby fedora. Actually, yeah.

I'm so far away from you. Pass this baby fedora to Kate. Okay. Hold on. Oh, we have tables now. Baby fedora. What's that? That's a corduroy squirtle. A corduroy squirtle. Awesome. By the way, some of my stuff should have been refrigerated, but it has not. That'll be for when he's a little bit bigger.

But now I got him so he can listen to Ska, a little Operation Ivy onesie. Operation Ivy. Oh, nice. Oh, Pat will love that. You guys, this is awesome. Pass this down. This is the most important. You guys. This is awesome. This is the most important. I wanted to be the first.

I got him his first knife. No way. Baby's first knife. This is great. This is cool, man. What the hell? This is the loveliest. That's corduroy squirtle. And a knife.

I wanted to do it first in case you guys got the baby a knife. I wanted to get the first knife. This is impressive too because I feel like most guys have never been to a baby shower and this is exactly what it's like. Now it is. This is really exactly.

Thanks, guys. Kyle, did you get real baby showers? You got gifts? I didn't get anything. You got her the cuddle bee. Carry him on your back. And this is trusted. Yes.

It's very expensive. It is. Say thank you, Kyle. A little bit more. I'd hire an artist to 3D print a rattle blade. Thank you, Kyle. Oh, my gosh. Art machine.

A bar machine. Oh, you're thinking of a mom, too? I got this for myself, but just in case you don't want it. You can have it. I can have this? You can have it if you really want it. Too old for your newborn. That was really nice of you.

This is so cool. I got you a zero balloon. Hey. All I got was beans. Anus boys. I really did not know this. What did you guys get her? Kyle didn't even coordinate.

Two solid ass dudes. Good dudes. This is so cool, guys. Oh, that's another onesie. I got, yeah, I mean, you know. Pass me all those balloons. I got diapers. Those are for me. Pass me one of those balloons. Do you have some diapers for yourself? I got diapers.

Those are for me. And look at all those babies. Kyle, the Nuna's pricey. That is fancy. I wanted a cake to celebrate the baby, but also a cake to celebrate the new studio. Let's not gloss over how expensive Kyle's gift was. I feel like we glossed over how expensive. How expensive was that, Kyle?

I got this one? Oh, yeah. That baby shit is not. You're going to have a little dork baby. This is from you as well. Oh, that's fire. That is fire. Brilliant. Way to go.

Hell, yeah. All right, so, yeah, we're going to do a draft on top of it. Kate, we got extra stuff for you so that you can participate. We wanted to do a surprise. So much so that Nick didn't put me on the text chain. Okay, listen. You were sitting right next to me. He was sitting right next to me.

And you were like, start a group chat. And I didn't think you wanted to be in it sitting right next to me. Yeah, I was very confused. I was like, wait, are they going to prank me now? I was like, is this going to be a reverse? I felt really bad. But yeah, we're doing a draft. What are we drafting? I actually don't know because...

I didn't put you in the text. You didn't put me in the text. You were so busy yesterday, man. So you're welcome. We're doing boy. Boy food. Boy food. You're having a boy, right?

B-O-Y. Yeah. I got items for baby. Add it. That's a lot of that fits. A lot of that fits. That'll work. And then we're going to have to make baby food out of what we draft

for Bill. I did. The knife rattles. Oh yeah. Once he's like one or two, I'll get him like a Benchmade or a Spyderco. You're about to pop off with that thing.

We're going to make a mess of this right away I saw Che walking in with a blender this morning and I thought what a dork yeah I said with love

I said he's a salad guy he would be a guy that just brings in a blender on his first day right for his own meal for his own lunch meal dude I went into Whole Foods and walked around aimlessly

for a half hour wearing this shirt and the security followed me around they were like what is this guy doing as they should yeah and that's one of the bigger ones on aimlessly for a half hour wearing this shirt, and the security followed me around. They were like, what is this guy doing? As they should. Yeah.

And that's one of the bigger ones. Yeah, it's a big-ass shirt, yeah. What is it? That's an anus shirt. It's untel this bitch. Oh. Some shows get merch. Yeah.

What do you get? This is a paintball jersey. You guys don't have merch. No. Well, we got some coming Friday. Really? Yeah. What? Got some launching Friday.

By the way, congratulations Brandon and Titus Mostly Sports first show officially in the new office. Thank you. Went off without a hitch. That was actually in Brandon's contract. He's like, I have to be the first show. That would make sense. We made sure that we did that for him. Thank you. In lieu of money.

Launched it very well. How much money did that cost him contract-wise? Hundreds of thousands. Next time he goes to a contract negotiation with Dave, I'm just going to text Dave and be like, just so you know, we let him do the first show in the new office. So that's worth everything. And that'll be the day that I leave.

Hey. Oh, hey. Don't say that. It's okay. Should we reveal our items? I think so. Should we get our items? I think so. Maybe a little bit speedier than typical, but not

too rushed. Am I spoiling this? Have you guys seen the shower room upstairs? No. It's nice, right? It's nice as fuck. It's a room that's just a shower. I know. We need to make sure that we keep it nice. Yeah. I thought we're not going to fuck that room up too? Well, how do you fuck up a shower room?

You can fuck up a shower room. Well, I guess we already have not fucked it up because we didn't make it a shit room too. Yeah, it's just a shower. Yeah. So with all these rules with like don't fuck it up, don't throw parties here, this, that, is that just for one person that works here? So the first, I can't, what are we calling it, Fasoli? The stool streams?

Or no, the first stool scenes. What is it, Viva TV? The first episode, there's going to be at least a four-minute cut of Nicky Smokes following me around and him just asking to do stuff and me saying no. He's like, look at this room. Can I dump sack in this room? Yeah, no, he literally was like, this room is perfect for no he said he literally was like this room is perfect for dumping sack he's like this room is perfect for fucking bitches and i was like no he called a studio upstairs already his lair yeah and i was like that doesn't

yeah there's a green room for guests and he's like i would love to how many rooms uh when smokes does the crips tour how many times is going to say this is where the magic happens? Every room. Every room. Last night he almost gave up dumping sack. That was the funniest line ever. Yeah, so when the Dolphins were losing, he was like, I'm changing my whole life. I'm no longer going to dump sack.

I'm no longer going to drink. I'm going to become misogynic. And we're like, what i'm gonna become uh miss misogynic and we're like what we're gonna be misogynist he was trying to say the word monogamous he confused monogamy with misogyny he's like what's that word when you only fuck one bitch? And we're like, monogamy, dude. And misogyny. You say it like that. It was a great, great moment.

By the way, Titus, how are you feeling after your piss pants on Friday? Did I piss my pants or did I get a face tattoo and fuck a whore live on stream? That's what it's all about. It's hard to tell what happened. Yeah, I texted Titus on Saturday. It love. It's hard to tell what happened. Yeah. I texted Titus on Saturday. It had been a very long time since we had. There's a certain sect of the internet of like 1,000 to maybe 5,000 follower accounts that have some random podcast or like. They're writers for like a niche blog.

Who are like, this is the worst thing that anyone's ever done pissing their pants i shouldn't have engaged and the only reason i did is someone uh so the guy i was engaging with uh is from columbus um and i know this because i basically i clicked on his profile and someone i i greatly respect was following him so i thought like oh this isn't like it's just some piece of shit troll this is like someone real that real that matters quote right right um and then the second i engaged i had all my friends apparently knew this guy and they started sending me like article he's like a real piece of shit yeah he's like well not even based on our interaction they were sending me like articles

like of of shit he's done and things and yeah the guy's like a real piece of shit so then i was just like all right usually the people that judge us the hardest are projecting something and it was uh yeah it was it was good to see that you you rile up the internet because i just always i laugh at the idea of like these people who take themselves so seriously like on their deathbed one day being like i have no regrets i'm so happy that i got that upset about a guy pissing his pants on the internet. Why were they mad? What were they mad about? They were acting like you pissed their pants. It was, no, it was, what was weird to me, though, is I had the moment that you kind of had, Dan, with the Taylor Swift whole deal where you're just like, you feel like you're living in a bizar world where i i didn't even think it was a big deal at all right why when it on friday i didn't hesitate i was like well i

fucking the will i lose i guess i gotta piss my pants now um and like seeing the reaction was like oh my god he did what right i was like i peed my pants right like is it immature yes is it also something that made us laugh yes and then also i like as a guy who grew up, like, worshiping Johnny Knoxville, that was really confusing to me, too. It was just like, dude, you're 36 years old. And I was like, Knoxville is, like, I don't know. The whole thing was confusing. I was like, do not watch Jackass or you will be horrified at what you see.

Have people been hurting your feelings with making jokes about how big your dick is? Yeah, that was bad, too. That's probably why they were mad. That pee started so low. I'm sorry. Can we pull it up? Do we have ability to pull up here? Dude, his pee started down his kneecap.

Oh, I knew, yeah. The pee started so low. You guys didn't see the outline, though? No. No, look where it starts. Look where it starts, zipper. Well, goodness gracious. Yeah.

I didn't notice. I love the pan and everybody just chanting. Yeah, like, if you want to say that we're immature idiots that never grew up, I agree. That's what I like about my life. But I think, too, like the clip, there's no context whatsoever, which I guess it's hard to add context. But it's not like I was like, hey, guys, watch this. Right. Yeah. There's some deep context.

There's a wheel. Yeah. No, you don't understand. I had to do it. That was good publicity for whoever owns that box, the piss box, right? Yeah. I wonder how much that's worth. A produce company.

My mom was really sad, though. My mom saw it. I had a long phone call with her. I had my brother call her to talk her off the ledge. Oh, man. Yeah. She just doesn't get it. I had a long phone call with her. I had my brother call her to talk her off the ledge. Oh, man. Yeah, it was... She just doesn't get... She was mad, or she was upset

because she thought that my bosses would be upset. I was trying to explain. I was like, Mom, literally the exact opposite. I think, if anything, I got a raise. The best way to explain it to her was maybe eight, nine years ago when Trent got arrested for public intoxication and he got in trouble because he didn't blog about it right away like dave was

like why didn't you blog right when you got out of jail yeah yeah same that's how i found out with the cocaine yeah right right he's like what the fuck why did you blog it right away but it did uh who who all has pissed themselves on the show? You, Jerry. Steve. Steven. Yeah, Steven, Jerry. So when you did, did like.

No, because I've already established myself as a very immature person. That was, because I think that was part of it too, was like, I think there was an element that people saw me as like a respected journalist. I saw it. Yeah. That's where they were going. And they were like stunned and horrified. Yeah, I've never had that tag. Yeah. And people were like like dude i i used to be a huge fan of yours all the way back when you wrote your blog and then i'm like i literally my entire book is about getting diarrhea

and like like the first line of my book i said i woke up with a boner and like tried to piss with a morning wood and couldn't you know and i'm like what is... Wait till your next book comes out. I'm going to be furious. I think there's a lot of people who are just mad that we're living like a dream. Because I get to act like I'm 12 years old for a living. And I could understand why that would piss some people off. But at the end of the day, I'm like, wait, I'm laughing. My friends are laughing. I think a lot of the audience is laughing. What should I apologize for was riding high for hours after me too it was great it was fucking great yeah i was gonna say the sheen of the jeans

those jeans had you've i've seen a lot of you pee your pants but it was very funny listening to titus have to call his girlfriend and be like, I know we're supposed to go somewhere, but you bring an extra pair of pants. We're going to dinner. It sounded like a breakup call. You're like, hey, I don't know how we have plans for later. Now, you had the biggest dick out of all the pissing, but

I think Big Cat had more piss. Yeah, I've had a lot of piss, but I mean, the time with Mark Schlereth was like a massive amount of piss. Because I was so nervous I mark schlereth was like a massive amount because i was so nervous i wasn't gonna piss i just drank water for like four hours straight and then i i pissed so much that like my socks were soaked so yeah when i was playing basketball i remember uh when we get drug tested i would always cut the line because i was i was the best pisser on the team i was like like if i if i didn't go first for the drug test,

the guys getting stage fright would drive me crazy and I would just bust in the doors a bit. Let me go fucking piss and get out of here. That's a skill I have. I think I can piss on command. I can piss no matter how many people are watching. Are you a trough guy? Just in general?

Like when I go to a baseball game, if there's a trough, I'll piss in the trough. I'll piss in the trough, but I'm not happy about it. I can piss anywhere. I don't get stage fright pissing. I like to piss in a trough and make some jokes about it, too. Yeah. Compliment the dude's life. Good seeing you here.

Yeah. Or like, I got to take a shit right now. Shit in this trough. My dad's a big, when you go to the trough and you pull your dick out, you just jump back and you go, ooh, that's cold. That's good. He loves that one. Alright, so should we reveal our items and start this draft?

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Yes. Chef Donnie's Halloween party that he invited us all to. He's having a Halloween party? Yep, in his big-ass warehouse. Friday, you want to come? Yeah, you should roll through. You and Brandon should have matching costumes. Well.

Well, you can just go as Big Cat. He's been doing that for a long time. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I did, This was accidental. My wife bought me some flannel shirts. Was this really accidental? I was trying to please my wife by wearing the shirt that she bought.

Explain why you switched shoes today. Why you waited to see what shoes Dan... He wore his Jordans in, and you went to your car... I stepped in dog shit on the way back from the breakfast place. Prove it. Go grab a turd shoe. Let's see the shit. Go grab a turd shoe.

How'd this dog shit get here? Hey, what the fuck? What? All right, so who wants to start with their items? I'll show my bee. Okay. And you have an extra bee for Kate? Popped up. Kyle, I think, got a bunch of extra bees and you have an extra B for Kate Kyle I think got a

bunch of extra B's I have an extra B we should put these in the correct yeah what's all this yeah who put theirs down here

is this you Titus no I I asked like four different times what are we doing and everyone just said we're doing a boy draft and I was like yeah

can I get more it was on you to go back yeah and no one really explained what it was. So I said, I'll be the guy that buys the cakes and the diapers and the... I just actually got a small boy in this morning.

Is this your first draft? Do you know how you guys can get invited to Instagram communities? If you follow somebody, they start a community. Sure. No, but I get what you're saying. Yeah, you can subscribe to communities and it's like chat rooms for that person yeah i just got invited to bethany hamilton's community

guess what she named it oh no overcomers that's really funny uh yeah i guess i'll join i've been in that one yeah that's i'mcomer. Wait, who's Bethany Hamilton? She's the surfer that got her arm bit off by that tiger shark. Jonah Hill's girlfriend? No, no. That's the one that was posting her bare ass on Instagram. Posing with guys. Did you guys see Jordan Woodruff has a boyfriend?

Oh. She posted his hand. I thought Nikki Smokes was getting in there. Didn't he tweet at her? Yeah. What was that about? They've never met, so as soon as. He just tweeted at her like, what's up?

At like 2 in the afternoon. Listen, you got to shoot your shot. Yeah. Okay, who brought the donuts? Zah, I think for. Oh, Zah. All right, so let's reveal our Bs and we'll put them in a pile. Okay.

The B pile. The B pile. All right. Explain the drafts, Nick, real quick to listeners. New listeners. Yeah. Are we going to do a wheel style draft or snake it? Ooh.

What did we do in the past? So last two we wheeled so you could get two picks in a row technically, but then you could be greedy. Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll do that. Wheel. So I think wheel and a greedy instead of getting wet since it's not ready. Yes. I say we add an extra ingredient if yes all right so yeah so we've done these we've done drafts probably four or five times in the last three plus years um they're very stupid

but very funny and it's essentially if you could just remember sitting in like the middle school cafeteria with your friends and trying to get them to eat the grossest thing, that's essentially what this is. We haven't acknowledged that we're going to blend it down into a baby food. Yeah, baby food. The final product here is a baby food. So you draft item. You have to draft a B, an O, and a Y.

Okay. And then whatever you have at the end, you then have to blend and drink. Is it an applesauce base? I don't think so. I think we just are going to mash whatever you get. Is it B-O-Y and then mystery item? Do we have enough items? I think we just do B-O-Y for greedy.

And then I think if there's any left over when everybody's done. So what we do, though, is after everybody gets one ingredient, you can't be greedy anymore, right? I think that's correct. Sure. And then also we will do a wheel at the end for order in the blender, which is very important. Oh, that is so important. Because you will have to go after some people. We've had some of our best moments on the Yak have come from drafts.

KB eating that mollusca. The tentacle. Yeah. The tentacle. Yeah. The tentacle. It was a head, wasn't it? I think it was the head, yeah. That was so bad. All right.

So we'll unveil our Bs, put them in a pile. Unveil our Os, put them in a pile, and Ys. Sure. Ready? Gladly. Hell yeah. Yes. First draft, Mook and Titus.

We did a, I actually guested a Bloody Mary draft. Oh. Yes. B, beef gravy. A nice base. Beautiful. Nice viscous base. Okay.

Barbecue sauce. Ooh, okay. I have... Should I have multiple? Beans? Beans. And what do you have for Kate as her B? Kyle has the extra Bs.

We could do this. We can just all throw them all together? Beans. Okay. Go ahead, you go. I have beef marinara meatballs. Typical. Typical. Good boy.

Play the hits. Play the hits. Those look damn good. I love it. Thank you. And they are room temperature. They look damn good. And you just can't plop the meatballs in there, Brandon.

You've got to really mash them. Oh, they blend well. KB? Buzzball. What is that? It is booze. Chocolate flavored. Tastes like an espresso.

Okay. And then what about for Kate? Okay. Kate can't have the buzzball. Kate's a little playful foreshadowing. Buffalo sauce. Slap your mama. Maybe it's not thoughtful.

I have an extra B if we need. Yeah, I think we keep that as the mystery or greedy. This is potatoes. That would be horrible. Yeah, because you're supposed to put milk in it and put it in like, I think you're supposed to put hot milk in it, but we don't have hot milk. I have a backup B. Yo, save it.

We might get there. All right, Titus. I'm out. I didn't buy anything. All right, so then you... I got one for him. That's what I said. I was like, what is the draft?

And you guys were like, oh, you. Oh, yeah, I thought... Wait, do you think we were drafting little boys? Take him out of the chat. Chef Boyardee. Boyardee. I've also got several Bs and other letters. Titus or Che, what's your B? Put that in there, Titus.

What's your B, Che? I've got four of them. Bring in one. Bring in one B. Bring in your best B or your worst B. So no one went the route of good yet. No. I disagree. These are all pretty good yet. No. I disagree.

These are all pretty good. Broccoli. To mix with applesauce? No, no, no, no. We're not doing applesauce. There's no base. And whatever the winning one will be, best tasting one, will have to be Kate's newborn son's first food. Oh, yeah.

I'll stick to that. I'll stick to that. Okay. O's? Mickey? O. Uh-oh. I want to that. Okay. O's. Nikki? O. Uh-oh. I want liquid again. Okay.

Olive oil. Oh. I knew you were going to go olive oil. You did? Yeah. It was my first crush. I've smoked oysters. Oh, not great. Oysters. I hate oysters. Not great. Oysters. I hate oysters. Also oysters.

What the fuck? What? Come on. Oh, no. Cocktail onions. Maybe onions. O's are bad. We got nothing good so far.

Oh, I'm so excited. I miss doing this. And this is all going to be blended? Yeah. Are the oysters, like, wet in a bag? What's happening in there? I'm so excited. I miss doing this. And this is all going to be blended. Yeah. Are the oysters like wet in a bag? I think wet. What's happening in there? And Titus, obviously, as you can see, there will be strategy in your drafting because

you don't want to be stuck with something terrible. Yeah. I can conceptualize how it's going to work. Yeah. I'll just give it a heads up. Like, hey, buy some shit. Yeah, yeah. Other than that.

No, you're good. You bought enough. We got more than enough. All right. O. Oscar Mayer, wiener and cheddar scrambler. All right, so we have extra O's? Yeah. I think Che has extras.

I've got two O's. Yeah, can you bring in one O? That'll be Kate. Oh, no, bring in two O's. Yeah. What did I get here? Oh, I got baby as well. Oh, you baby. Okay O? That'll be Kate. Oh, no. Bring in two O's. Yeah. What did I get here? Oh. Oh, I got baby as well.

Oh, you baby. Okay. So those will be... Save those. Mystery. Don't reveal those. Oh. Arabiata? What's your O's?

Onions? Red onion and original Slim Jim. Okay. And then we need one more O, right? No, that was the two O's. Oh, yeah. That was the two of them. Oh, no.

We need one for Che. Yeah. So we need one more. Does right? No, that was the two O's. Oh, yeah, that was the two of them. Oh, no, we need one for Che. Yeah. So we need one more. Does anyone have another O? I have one. That's an oatmeal milk stout. Okay, nice. Those will blend well.

Put some separation between them. These are going to be really, really... This is going to be gross. I think this might be the worst. I think blended, the texture is going to be... I also think that the whys might be redundant cause there's not a lot of whys there's no whys

so I guess I'll reveal my why Titus did bring in babies I think we should have to like do a baby changing race what about our pictures what about our pictures oh yeah we can take the piss wheel up a notch put a diaper on and shit ourselves I've done that.

Shit in a diaper? We all, we did. We put chili in our diapers with George Brett. We all shared our baby pictures. I guess the more I think about my career, it's like the only mistake Titus made was being semi-legit for even a portion

of his career. If you start as a schmuck, everyone will just treat you like a schmuck for your entire career. I'm sure we all got yeast, right? I got yeast. Oh, no. Oh, maybe we don't have redundant. I got yams.

I actually brought you a yeast so much. I got yogurt. I got good yogurt. Okay. I got a yellow tater. Oh. Okay. One yellow tater.

Well, that's not going to blend down at all. Oh, it'll blend. It'll blend. I'll mash it. You ever watch that guy? Will it blend? I love that. Oh, yeah. One yellow tater. Well, that's not going to blend down at all. Oh, it'll blend. It'll blend. I'll mash it. You ever watch that guy, Will It Blend? I love that. Oh, yeah. The best.

Yellow bird habanero hot sauce. Okay. KB went sauce crazy. He did. Wait, yeah, make a little separation. Oh, should we drink them out of the bottles? Oh. Yeah, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, there's nothing creepier than watching a grown man drink from a baby bottle. Yeah. I could think of creepier things. So, yeah. Yes, yes. Oh, there's nothing creepier than watching a grown man drink from a baby bottle. I can think of creepier things. Yeah. Okay, do we have extra Ys? Jay, your Ys, please. I've got five Ys. Five Ys.

How much money did you spend? Not that much. Five. Five Ys. I had two of those, but five Ys. All right, bring out three Ys. Four Bs. Jay.

Grown man with pacifier is worse than grown man with five wives. Yeah, I bought pacifiers for some reason. Kate, we were going to see if you could guess our baby pictures. Yeah, that's like at a rave. Oh, really? Oh. It's going to be too easy. Well, I wasn't on the text chance.

I told you about that. I'll give you one of mine. You don't want that. You can have one of mine. Dude, I have some bad ones. Also got yams. Yep. Yams.

Yogurt. Yellow yogurt. Yellow yogurt. Yellow pepper. A yellow pepper. Cute. That was three wise. I thought you said three.

You just said five. No, three. We need three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I think the oysters are going to fuck us up. Whoever gets that. You better grab an O then. Yep.

Oh, man. Oh, God. Nothing in the O pile is really great. The olive oil. Olive oil. I think the drink. The Starbucks olive oil coffee was making everyone poop their pants, wasn't it? Yeah, it was.

I forgot. Olive oil coffee? Yeah. Yeah. What? It really lubricates the insides. It's like the most calorically dense substance.

Really? I think. Alright. What do y'all want to do now? We just wheel for the first pick? Yeah. I believe so. We'll get a baby picture. Or we could do whatever y'all want to do. We'll do the baby pictures at the end.

Oh, a slim Jim Okay Big Cat I'm sorry for not adding you to the text chain It's okay It only kept me up all night Oh Look at that How about this

So I do Either one B first You can do whatever you want Whatever you want By the end of the draft You have to have a B, an O, and a Y. Yes. Read the board.

Yeah, read the board, Titus. It's all strapped. I think greedy is, if we did it correctly, I think greedy is when you have the fourth before the third. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It lands on you the fourth time. Somebody's done. Yeah, that's a good pick.

I'm going olive oil. Okay. That's pick's done. That's a good pick. I'm going olive oil. That's a pick number one. My 1-1 is olive oil. I wouldn't have gone with 1-1 there. The O's are gross, though. There's a combination that could revolutionize fast food. This might be good. I figured it out. I know what I want.

Like every other draft I've ever done, like fantasy or anything else, I have a very clear plan. And the second this plan gets fucked up, I'm going to lose my mind. So Mark's obviously trying to build something Italian. So he's going to go meatball next. And then there's no real Italian wise. Okay. Spin it again, TJ.

Good pick. Not a little bit of a reach. Yeah. Oh, shit. Is there steals in it? Hold on. Oh, are we doing steals? We can never figure out a second spin.

It's never really something we've been able to do. Let's not even try it. Let's just go. No steals. Maybe after everyone's got all of their picks, we can spend like once Or twice to get and you get to steal Yeah and I if we have extras

You can swap Yes one mystery swap Yeah for an extra Yeah okay We've been only doing this like three years And we still don't really have it down Season 11 Oh we don't have the creed

Oh my god Creed Creed Really have it down. Season 11. Oh, we don't even have Creed. Oh, my God. You got to come up with a Creed. We got to come up with a Creed. Creed. Nah, Creed's are out the window. How about Tyson Bajan? Dude. Look good.

Beast. I want you on a gambling stream. Yep. You were talking about that. I've been gambling. Yeah. We got to get you maybe a big Jets game. Yeah, I would love that.

Get you on a gambling stream for sure. We were talking about it yesterday. We're like, damn, Kyle should be here. I was watching football all day. He's, I mean, you're definitely rooting for him because he's like the best. It's the peak of what West Virginia can produce. Yes. Yeah, it's insane that he started.

I don't think that's ever happened for a quarterback. I'm trying to think out of West Virginia. Undrafted, Division II. It's crazy. Going with the yogurt. Oh, that's smart. Going with the yogurt. That's a good pick.

There's nothing else sweet to mix it with. I don't know. I don't know. It could end up being oyster yogurt. So what O or B would go with yogurt? Nothing. Everything's sacred. The O's are fucking the whole thing up.

Stupid pick, dude. Yeah, that was a bad pick. The O's are really bad. The O's are really bad. Okay, TJ. I'm kind of at a loss. I don't even have a strategy with this one. I'm just going to go flow state on this.

Yeast is terrible. Oh, no. Oh, he's going to get greedy. He's going to get greedy he's gonna get greedy gonna get greedy so he's going yogurt There's nothing committed yogurt nothing What's this? I was a bad yogurt. Well since he got the second pick he gets to Four years ago all the time Luke have you ever held a baby? No, no, no, I don't think I should. Out of the whole

room, I feel like, I don't know. It's very overrated. I don't want to. Holding babies kind of sucks. It's like being handed a gun. Even holding my own babies. It's like someone pulls a pen and just hands it to me. I would get so nervous if I had a baby in my hand. Yeah. Especially like a very new newborn.

They're very small. Is this powder? I don't know what that is. We're not going to answer questions. No way of knowing. Oscar Myers, you have to pick. I can't believe you took yogurt. You normally have to throw an egg in it

and then stir it up and put it in the microwave, I think. Nope, egg's not part of it. No? Oh. I don't know what that is. Che, you played yourself, brother. Yeah, he played himself.

He played himself. Are you going to admit that? Oh! You piece of shit! Gross! That was my 1-1. He's going to get greedy, too, so that's going to be more ingredients.

I mean, meatballs go with anything. I actually have my eyes on the meatballs, too. Well, they go with everything. To blend down into a pudding. Yeah, they go with everything. Okay. With the sweet potatoes, probably not bad. Yeah, but he's not going to be able to get the sweet potatoes.

And a little bit of beef jerky. I know. Alright, spin it. Oh my god. It's good. There we go. Let's go. What's happening? No, this is not good.

The guy that took olive oil to scramble. Let's go. What's happening? No, this is not good. Hell yes. You're headed towards greedy. You don't want that. The guy that took olive oil to scramble. Let's go. Well, Mark. Your plan should still be intact. The board's good right now. The board is good. Oh, man. He jumped up.

He jumped up. He's got a plan. He's eyeing the beefaroni sticking with the italian theme i think uh i think we're going uh yeah we'll go we'll go okay it's good pick we'll go pick it's doable Okay. That's a good pick. Beefaroni's been picked. We'll go Beefaroni. It's doable. Okay.

Love you to death, Mark. Two bad picks. You are going very Italian. All this good will you have from pissing me off. Very Italian. It's a tough start. Beefaroni's solid. It's not bad.

You have the palette of a dumpster. Fair. Fair. Yeah. But what else is available? No, that's actually... Mook is going to be like, hey, do you have any leftover beefaroni? I have beefaroni in my apartment right now for dinner.

Same. Mook, how was your weekend? Terrible. Yeah. Thanks for the lion's tip. Did he tell you guys what happened? I heard about some of it. He had two guests in his apartment for the entire weekend.

From Friday, and they're still there. Brutal. They're still there. Brutal. He smells like hot fart in that apartment. Who are they? His Italian brother. My Italian brother.

And my Indian neighbor. Wait. That is a clash of sins. Yeah. And they were- It actually, when you explained it to me i got like a wave of like anxiety from it yeah being in that apartment with three dudes the whole time it was terrible are they both on the couch yeah they're both on the couch and so you're sleeping right behind

them right behind them so the whole night all i hear is one farting and then the other putting his feet in my brother's face and my brother being like, get your fucking feet off. Wait. And like showers, you guys had to sit there, wait for the other person to shower? Dude, it was. Somebody has to always be shitting. Yeah. It smells like hot shit in my apartment right now. When I hosted Stinky Tony, I was like, I love him. But like after you host for a little bit, you're ready for it to end?

Yeah. I was ready for it to end at 10 p.m. on Friday they got in at eight wait so is this a dick move i have three friends coming in a few weeks and i told them you should get a hotel no no no because yeah i think it's best for all of us it's it's age like you you're of the age where that's i would never even ask to stay at someone's house but they wouldn't comfortably comfortably have a couch for one hardwood floor. I think early 20s, you're like, yeah, I'll fucking crash wherever. But then when you get late 20s, 30s, you're like, if I go somewhere, I would never ask to stay at someone's house. They're like, wait, I want my own space.

I would want that, too. But, Nick, you disagree? If it's one night, two nights. Three people? Oh, three nights. If it's one person. Hosting one person, I was fine doing it. I agree with that.

Hosting one person, totally fine. But if it's multiple people for multiple nights? That's a lot on you. I feel like I would prefer, like if I were them, if I were going somewhere, I would prefer to have a hotel for multiple nights. Yes. Nobody's comfortable, the visitors or you. Yeah. And then Mook, were you obligated to take them out to dinner for every meal?

I took them out everywhere. They wanted to black out every night. Did they jerk off? That was one thing to talk about. Nick talked about he's been overcoming. I need to come. I haven't came in three days. I'm freaking out over here. Do you want to go to the bathroom? Be the first one in this office?

I'm going to go to the shower room. Chris in the shower room. I might have to. Nicky Smokes 100% has come in this office already. But yesterday they were each trying, each person in the apartment was trying to get the other two to leave. Someone wanted to have sex. Someone wanted to come or have sex. They didn't tell you which?

It was just, they did kind of. They were talking to whatever. I don't want to like spoil their plans but someone was trying to come i think you gotta specify no i can't i can't put a girl coming then maybe you can leave for a little there no you can't it would actually be funny no yeah yeah hey can you leave your home so i could fuck yeah can you imagine i don't even fuck if i brought a girl over to that? Like, hey, you want to come to my bedroom?

And it's just behind the couch past two guys. All right, spin it again, TJ. Wait, why was your neighbor there? He was visiting. He's visiting, like, med schools today. Oh, so not like your apartment neighbor. Oh, no. Yes.

Finish your boy. That's pretty good. Pretty boy. I mean, I'm Finish your boy. Greedy boy. I mean, I'm thinking the yams. Obviously. Yeah. Was that easy? That was easy. His isn't bad.

Yeah, well, now he could get greedy. He might get jammed. He might have jammed up. Again, can we explain all the rules? So if it hits you again, you then have to get a mystery item that we choose. So it's bad to get the first three picks before everyone else. You're going to have to load it up. It used to be wet.

It's okay if the answer is yes, but is this whole exercise just to fuck with me? No. It would be that, but it's actually to fuck with Brandon. It's always to fuck with Brandon. Okay. One of the first tracks we ever did, the greedy option was you had to get wet, and Kyle got wet like eight times.

Do we have the clip of that? It defied all statistical reasons. Titus, you're now rooting for everyone to have at least one item, because then you get taken off the wheel. So you need everyone's name to come up at least once. If I would have known this before, I would have not spun my own name.

We gave you no context, but what did you think a boy draft was? He got here real early. I didn't really know. And then someone said we're drafting food or whatever, and then I kind of figured that part out, but I didn't realize I had to buy my own food. You didn't said we're drafting food or whatever. And then I kind of like figured that part out.

But I didn't realize I had to buy my own food. Yeah, you didn't ask any clarifying questions at all. Well, I went out and bought all this other fucking bullshit. And I figured that would be enough of a contribution. Well, this should be a baby cake. It's a baby. Baby cake. Yeah.

And studio cake. And you did the artwork on the baby cake yourself. Yeah. So I wanted a cake that said congrats on the baby. The cake writer was not working on this day. And so I just bought frosting myself and wrote baby because I'm not particularly artistic. Oh, you did that yourself? That looks good.

Looks pretty good. Just so, yeah, we would know what we're celebrating here. White cake filled with cream. I thought new studio as well. That's how it happened in the first place. All right, TJ, spin it again. This would be a real shame. Oh's how it happened in the first place. Alright, TJ. Spin it again. It would be a real shame.

Look how wet he was. You gotta re-wet. It landed on him again. And his shirt kept on getting longer. That's my biggest shirt. Yeah. He had to go back. Is this when the top of head glare happened?

Yeah. He had to go back in. Oh, man. Here we go. Oh, no. Oh, no. No way. It came.

Oh, my. It's so pretty. The little job is so good. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. So good. And when was this?

May 13th Alright Okay so don't get greedy Alright Do not get greedy Noted We got some bad items For you to get greedy

It's gonna land on him Yeah It's for sure gonna land on him Fuck Alright Keats up First pick It's going to land on him. Yeah, it's for sure going to land on him. Fuck. All right, Keats up. First pick. You getting nervous? Not really.

I don't. It's pretty fucked either way. There was a way for it to not be fucked. Titus has got, if he doesn't get any more ingredients, he's fine. Is it weird? Yeah, good choice. Oh, that's a great choice. That was my one pick. That was he's fine. Is it weird? Yeah, good choice. Oh, that's a great choice. That was my one pick.

Great choice. Is it weird? It's going to be grosser drinking out of the bottle for some reason. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 100%. Yeah.

100%. All right. Okay. All right. Just keep spinning, TJ. This too, even when I was feeding my son baby food, I gagged when I touched it. Yeah, it's gross. And that was normal baby food.

Not this. Okay. Back to back. What's the wheel doing? The wheel's up to something. It's doing some fuck shit today. It's mischievous. Taters.

Taters? Sweet potatoes and syrup. I thought you took the yams, Titus. Who's got the yams? Double yams. I've got the sweet potatoes. Yay. Okay.

Do it, Mook. Thank you. Were you banking on getting the yams? Is that why you had the... I had my eye on the yams. I won't lie. Everybody wanted the yams. Everybody wanted the yams.

It's a good-ass texture. Oh, look at this. What is happening? The wheel's weighted. It's weighted. So he's got meatballs and yogurt. Oh, yeah. So he needs his happening? The wheel's weighted. The wheel's weighted. So he's got meatballs and yogurt. Oh, yeah, so he needs his O. No, he doesn't have meatballs.

He has just... He's got meatballs. Oh, he does? Yeah, he's got meatballs and yogurt. So he's about to finish his. He might go green. What is meatball? What letter is meatball?

Beef. Beef. Beef. Meatballs. Yeah, or balls, yeah. He's an O. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay, got it. I'm using O. Yeah. Oh, okay, got it.

That's my O. Did you just mansplain? He did. He definitely did. You could take the oysters. Those look good. There's two oysters, too. And that actually, oysters and yogurt is...

I think Greek people do that. It's a Greek thing. Am I right? It's a delicacy. No. No, you can't touch it. No, this is like Storage Wars. You can only look.

Well, you see them, right? Yeah. There's obviously a massive difference. Make a selection. I thought he'd be. The red onion has to go in whole, right? Watch out. Somebody push his hand so he touches the...

Che, what's your favorite type of onion? Oh! Wieners! Your hand's on it. You have to take it. You might have had the worst draft. And he got all... I think this is going to be a powder.

I think it's going to be like a processed, like a dry ramen. And there's definitely wieners in there. No, but there's wieners in there. You got dry wieners. So it's not a powder like a processed, like a dry ramen. And there's definitely wieners in there. No, but there's wieners in there. You got dry wieners. So it's not a powder. Okay. Good point. Yours is going to be bad.

Wieners. All of these are going to be bad. Yogurt, meatballs. No, dude. I actually, none of my picks have been taken yet. Yeah. I mean, I might just go straight liquid. That's not a bad idea.

That's not a bad idea at all I don't think the oysters are the worst option in the open No I don't think so either I think the onions are far worse Far far worse That will stick with you for the rest of the day We're gonna cut the one You can't put that whole onion in there

It depends on how good the blender is It's a big blender It's a big blender You brought a big old blender in Once that onion goes in The rest Everybody else is fine I know that's why you gotta hope

you go first. The order is important. This is my motherfucker. Here we go. I love that we should be celebrating this event. We're making ourselves sick. Come to that. God damn it.

We're just getting shot. It's something to miss. And we're the boys. Yeah, we are. What is that, the beer? Alcoholic. Wait, once you touch it, right? Oh! Oh, shit! That was a touch.

Have fun with that. That's a touch. Yeah, that's so funny. That's definitely what I wanted. I don't know why we're laughing. It's now touch. Man's got the IPA. Yeah, that's so funny. This shit. That's definitely what I want. I don't know why we're laughing. It's now oysters and onions for the rest of us. You got the best thing, you stupid idiot. Oatmeal, milk, stout.

What are the remaining of those? Oatmeal. Oysters and onions? Oysters and onions. That's it? Oysters and onions. Yellow potato. Yeah, that was a good pick.

Fuck. Yeah. Okay. Fuck. Yellow potato Yeah that was a good pick Fuck Yeah Okay Fuck Land on Big Nicky Well here's the thing is if If we go first in the blender Everyone's gonna have oysters Everybody's having oysters?

Yeah There you go Nick There you go I forgot about that Cute little onions. They're tiny guys. Interesting. These are cocktail onions, so they're probably not as strong

as just like a raw onion, right? Whatever you need to tell yourself. I just dipped my oysters. Oh, no. No, no, no. This guy's good, right? These DUIs aren't a problem. What a coach. So you guys are talking shit on the onions.

I think maybe it'll be ranks with the odor, but not bad. You're taking an onion? Okay. No. Touched. He touched gravy. He touched gravy He touched gravy He touched gravy

I love gravy I think that's the best Tasting item That'd probably be good Yeah Cover all Sorry I had to do you Like that

I wanted Brandon We're fucked We are fucked The buzz ball Kyle always ends up With the worst Kate's getting

Wait you have one more Kate This is her third. Yeah, this is your third. Original and yams, you need a B. You need a B. My 1-1 is still

out there. What? Oh, I know what it is. Sweet Baby Ray's. No. That's damn good. You got yams, beef jerky that's damn good. That's damn good. You got yams, beef jerky, and barbecue sauce? That's actually an incredible meal.

I feel like I want, as long as I don't get greedy. That's like a, yeah, that's like a good, you can make like a good coleslaw out of that. This is something I would in my free time. Potato salad. Dabble in. Yeah, my one one's still there. Is it the buzz ball? No. It's the yogurt.

Potato? I don't think he'll tell us if's the yogurt potato What even is I'm gonna grab it right away if I have it Oh Brandon All right, you could decide that you boys get onion if you take my one Do it Brandon. I mean, I'm Brandon. You know what his one one is cuz it's your one one to fucking take my one Motherfucker my one one because it's your 1-1 too. Fucking take my 1-1. You motherfucker. If you take my 1-1. Yeast is like an amoeba, isn't it? I don't know. No yogurt.

Yanni Chobani. Smart. Yanni Chobani. I don't know if that's smart. That's lemon yogurt. That's going to really not pair well with anything. What are you going to do? I'm building a savor.

I'm the only one without a pick Well the yogurt's gonna curdle with half of this stuff Yogurt and yeast together What does curdle even mean? It creates like a loogie Sit I'm fucked I'm so fucked

That's what you get for bringing us all here to this awesome place You piece of shit Okay You're so fucked. I'm so fucked. That's what you get for bringing us all here to this awesome place. You piece of shit. Okay. Be careful. Be careful. Not touching. He's dancing around like a cat.

Yep. Oh, his ass is in the camera. Yeah, but you wore dark pants, so he must be in the sweat. And he takes the pepper. Yellow pepper. You got a nice little thing going on. Pepper and gravy. It won't affect much. Gravy saddle

Who are the oyster and onion board me you and who's the other baby? Do you like them yep, damn it? What's happening? All right, so I have milk stout. I Think I know what I have to do. You have to. You have to do it. There's one thing you got to do. These are the hats. Those will catch you. We should spin the wheel and one person has to finish their whole bottle. Yeah. We never do that.

We never do that. We do a couple of swigs. Wait, this has 15% alcohol. Yeah, it's strong. Oh, my God. Okay. I need to get my one more Stop

Sit Fuck I know Can't be He's gonna go Green pepper Everybody's gonna be On greedy watch

Yeah we're gonna be Screwed Now that I Yeah Big Cat You kind of are Gonna make out here Yeah I'm going Why

Because if everybody Gets greedy Everybody's gonna be More gross than yours Yeah True True But But no one's Got greedy yet Right Wow Why? Because if everybody gets greedy, everybody's going to be more gross than yours. Yeah. True. True.

But no one's gotten greedy yet. Right. And it lands on you. All right. So we have onion, pepper, and gravy. That was a bad choice. I was way more scared of the onion. I would not want the onion. I would have taken...

Peppers, onions, gravy? That's an easy choice. I think that would taste better than oysters. Just the size of that onion. I'm going to put the whole onion in there? Yes. Oh, what? We've an easy choice. I think that would taste better than oysters. Just the size of that onion. I'm going to put the whole onion in there? Oh, what? We've never done that. Yeah, you have to. That's a...

Wait, we need Zawcat. Wait, why is it Zawcat? Doesn't he participate in these? Yeah, he usually does. Well, we can make an extra one for the booth. Oh, yeah. We'll do, what's it called? Like suicide? Yeah. Love those guys.

Okay. KB, I like your three. I like what you're doing out there. Oh, I know what your one one is. Thank you. What do you think my one one is? I'm never getting a pick. But no one's gotten greedy yet.

Let's go. Let's complete yours or is this the second one? It greedy yet. Yeah, it's coming. Complete yours or is this the second? Second. So you have onions. How's the cocktail onions? I think I know what you need to do. Hot sauce. Okay.

What's left of the wise? Yeast and a potato? Yeast and a potato. Yeast and a potato. Yeast, oyster, and bean. Uh-oh, Nick. Nick, are you green? Oh, yo. That was me.

Gotta go hot sauce again. Yup. Whoa. Great pick. What's the name of that hot sauce? Slap your mama. Who makes the slap your mama? Huh?

What brand? So I, there are six items left and I have none. Walker and Sons. This fucking sucks. Walker and Sons. I've only got one.

Yeah, you're right. This is bad for the rest of us, though. This is really bad. Like, really bad. I want to see some people get greedy. Yes, greedy. Che greedy.

Fuck you, Che greedy. Is Che greedy? Fuck you, Che. Fuck you, Che. Do you have any mysteries, Kyle? I have two. I forgot I bought Nutty Buddies just for us to eat. Oh, those are great. Yeah, we'll chase with that.

Okay, so I have two mysteries. Pick somebody. I'll put my hand on one. Here, we'll do, go back in there. Are we picking? Oh, do we pick or does he pick? Well, greedy is a sin. Greed is a...

Deadly sin. A deadly sin. All right, you can pick... All right, so you can pick one through three for me. Pick a dude in a hand. Yeah, pick a dude in a number. Man in hand. Number yours.

I have one through three. Man in hand. Mooks obviously will be his right hand. Two. You in hand. Mooks obviously will be his right hand. Two. You're lucky. It's Oreo Crunchy O. Oh! Fuck that.

That'll pair nicely with your meatballs. Oh, yeah. That's right. Oreo balls. That controller room looks like NASA. It does. TJ's a little love in his life. Okay.

These are HD cameras. Yeah, I don't like them. Okay. Spin it again. I want more greedy. I want everyone to get greedy. Yeah, we're all screwed. Teach us all a lesson.

Freckle cam. Fuck. I mean, big cat, you're not drafting. Pretty boy. One through three for me. One through two. One for me. Let me go two mook.

Two mook. You get a yellow onion. Oh! Oh my God. That's tough. I'm pretty sure this is exactly what cured the bad foot odor in holes. That's going to be nasty. One more greedy boys.

Double onion, double hot sauce. Yucky. Oh, fuck. Moog. Is he greed? No. Is he greed? Yeah, I'm greed.

Oh, no, wait. No, I'm not greed. No, he doesn't. I need a Y. Oh, you need a Y. He either gets yeast or potato. You didn't get a Y? No, I just have buzz ball and stout right now.

Oh. You should finish the, with yeast, you finish the alcohol trend. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should. Yeah. Yeast is light and sweet. You'll like it. Or yeast.

What is yeast? It's like you add it to booze. Booze and bread. Give it like a more palatable taste. Yeah. It's like a neutralizer. It's sweet? It's a neutralizer.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah. It's delicious. It is your theme. It's your a neutralizer It's sweet? Yeah it's good It's delicious It's your theme Ew Just ruined your whole thing I don't fuck with yeast You have oyster and yeast Oyster and yeast I better get a steel

I need a steel In the worst way. Oyster, yeast, and bean, man. Beans are my one-one. That's actually like a Game of Thrones meal. Okay. I've hardly touched your oyster, yeast, and bean. What did I do to the wheel?

I need more greedy boys. That is a very women centric final you got the bean you got a little bit of a fish going on and you got some yeast wow these guys are feminists

fuck spin that shit let's get it let's get greedy get someone greedy no KB greedy boy Let's get it. Let's get greedy. Get someone greedy. No. No. No. KB.

Greedy boy. One, two, three for me. I only have one. Are you going to pick the numbers post? No, I have it. I have it exactly. I will be 100% honest. Put your left and your right on one.

This is one. Left on one. Right on another. Left is on three. Right is on one. I'm another. Left is on three. Right is on one. I'm going to go two. Okay, two is the potatoes. Yes.

Wait, he's got gravy and mashed potatoes. Yeah, that's pretty good. And onions and peppers. That's just going to be really good. Yeah. That is really good. Big Cat, you get first on the blender. Oh, that would be great. No, that would on the blender. Oh, that would be great.

No, that would not be great. Yeah, it would be great. Also, I have, what are we going to do, two steals? Yeah. Two steals. You spin a name, then you spin a second name, and then. Yeah. Yeah.

I love it. Okay. TJ, I sent you a picture, by the way. I want more people greedy. I don't want my pick Oh no Yes One or three for me What happens if it just never lands

I have one or three Give me three Marinera What the That does not go well with what you got going coffee and marinara oh yeah it's a bloody marry

chocolate vodka milk step Kyle are you on uncle mode right now are you on uncle mode right now yeah old habits Are you on Uncle Bode right now? Yeah. Old habits. That's going to ruin the whole thing. Yeah.

It'll make a plan, though. Oh, that's the current state of the apartment. Wait, did you send him a text? Or this was your picture? You did eat your Slim Jim? Kate's about to eat her thing. That's greedy. Are you hungry? Wait, Mook, that's what your apartment looks like right now?

Yeah, that's the current state. Oh, my God. That is the current state of my apartment. So the person who's taking the picture also was sleeping on that couch in front of you? Okay, wow. That's all weekend. I can smell it. Thank God it was nice out.

Yeah, yeah. I i mean yesterday we just sat in all day and that was miserable but watching red zone yeah anyone fall asleep no but they wanted to yeah but it was like where can you sleep there's nowhere to sleep at one point it was like you're the worst host of all time i'm a terrible host i wanted to fall asleep trying to fall asleep. Trying to fall asleep. I didn't buy them blankets until yesterday. They were like sleeping on paper towels and shit. It was bad.

So if we run out of greedy ingredients. Jay has a bunch more. We'll be good. I mean, I may never get it. At some point it just might need to be me and you so we can just finish it off. Big Hat, do you have nothing? I have nothing. What is he saying? I mean, I may never get it. At some point, it just might need to be me and you so we can just finish it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Hat, do you have nothing? I have nothing.

What? What's he saying? I have yogurt. That's it. I have yogurt. I have nothing. Okay. Greed ends as soon as it lands on your name.

There's five things left. As soon as it lands on my name, greed ends. Two. Greed. I have one greedy item left. Me as well. And Che has some. Che has some.

You want mine. I actually am being dead honest. I'll take it. Okay. Me as well. And Che has some. Che has some. You want mine. I actually, I'm being dead honest. I'll take it. Okay. It's more gravy. Yeah. Thank you.

Kyle, you're going to get so satisfied. He just had more gravy. Thank you. I like what he's cooking up. You have a good lunch going right now. Yeah. Okay. I'm never getting a fucking pick. Oh, no. Okay I'm never getting a fucking pick Oh no Che

I'm taking from your stack Sorry what I have to take your best Whatever your best item is Okay I got I have one too Wiener and cheddar. No, from your extras.

No, no, no, no. Yeah, what do you got? From your extras, number your extras. What's your best? And he'll pick a number. Okay. It doesn't matter the letter? No.

Welcome to Earth, Jay. Jay, have you ever seen this show? No. All right, five. One through four. Okay. Two. Baby through four. Okay. Two. Babybel Cheese.

Yeah. Good. Holy shit. Yeah. Wait, is it considered Babybel if he takes the wax off? Come on. Come on. Come on, Nick.

Whenever we're like, that's too far. Blend beans and oysters dude i can't imagine what that will look like you know in cartoons there's like always a potion bubbling i think yours is gonna start bubbling it's gonna blow up huge explosion. Here we go. There we go. Okay. Jay has three. I have one. I'm so glad.

I forgot. I forgot the time. Jay, give me your three. Blueberry yogurt. Oh, not bad. Okay. I'll take it. I'll take it that I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it

That will go well With the marinara It will Thank you It would have went well With like the stout And the buzz ball But now it's just

How about Titus Avoiding all the meat Yeah dude I got three out of the gate And I'm just gonna sit over here Thank you Hell yeah Is that a fart No it was Dude, I got three out of the gate. I'm just going to sit over here. That's Slim Jim. Thank you. Hell yeah.

Is that a fart? No, it was... All right. What happens if Big Cat just does not get paid? This boy has ingredients. Shay has two. I have one. I'll take this. That was a mistake.

Bitchin' sauce. Mmm, bitchin'. All right. All right. Wait, Kyle, I don't think the mic picked that up. What is it? That kind of looks like it. Bitchin' sauce.

Mmm, bitchin'. I don't know what's in it. That's like Frankie Borelli. I don't even know. Mmm, bitchin'. Oh, it's more of a nut base. Great. Great. The bitchin' sauce is a nut base.

I wish we all had allergies. That'd be awesome to deal with allergies. I can't wait to go home and shit next to two people in my apartment. Can you hear every, like... You can hear everything. Every noise. Every bowel everything. Every noise. Every bowel movement. Every fart.

That's greed. That's greed. I got one and Che has two. Che, give me your one. If we run out of greed, I think that if you get greed, you have to trade back. Yeah, you have to put something back. Banana is not bad. What is it?

Banana. Oh, that's easy. That's perfect. That's great. Thank you. It's not bad. What is it? Banana. Oh, that's easy. That's perfect. That's great. Thank you. It's fresh, too. Why is it so fucking... Did you run this over this morning? You still have nothing? Nothing.

That's absurd. MI11 is still out there. Whatever you need to tell yourself, Matt. You're fucked. Yay! We're all safe. whatever you need to tell yourself Matt you're fucked there we go there we go the beans I mean we know what we're getting yes you guys are just fighting over the oysters

which oysters do you want two different types of oysters so we should spin just me versus you whoever gets first pick gets the one they want. Yes. Okay. If it's somebody on this half of the room, it's Brandon. No.

Yeah. Just do Brandon and me on the wheel. Yeah. So it's smoked versus. Oyster off. Smoked versus oysters in oil. I mean, it can't be that big of a difference. What is yeast?

Is this the pussy disease? Yeah. God damn it. Can you crack it and smell be that big of a difference. What is yeast? Is this the pussy disease? Yeah. Can you crack it and smell it, though? I'm curious. It's bad. The rumor is it helps you make breast milk. So after I had my last one, I was mixing the powder in all my stuff. Terrible.

Does it smell like fish food? Oh, really? You got broccoli, lemon yogurt, and oysters. Smoked oysters. I got broccoli, oysters, and lemon yogurt. Yeah, so everyone go say what they have. Yeah. I have onion, cocktail onion, habanero hot sauce, buffalo hot sauce, and a really old banana.

Hey, Brandon. I have broccoli. These are also smoked oysters. Fancy smoked oysters in oil and yogurt. Greek lemon yogurt. I have yeast, beans, oysters.

That is like a traditional English breakfast. I need to get rid of this yeast. I have oatmeal stout, a chocolate buzz ball, a blueberry yogurt, a yellow potato, bitchin' sauce, and carbon sauce.

That counts as me taking you to a carbone. Yes, it does. Sure. Okay. I have gravy, gravy, mashed potatoes, pepper, onion, and Babybel cheese. That's pretty good. That might be the best one. I have beefaroni

with some tomato and meat sauce situation here. Some olive oil and some yams. I would eat that for dinner. Don't hate it. I have sweet potatoes, sweet baby rays, and a Slim Jim. That's really good.

I've got beef meatballs, Oscar May Meyer wiener and cheddar scramble. Which he chose very early. Yogurt and Oreo crunchy yogurt. I think that's going to be bad. That's a lot of meat. The problem for us, Brandon, is we don't have things that are going to help the liquidity of the blend. I'm going to be relying a lot on bean juice. Brandon's really hoping.

Brandon, you've got to be hoping your lemon yogurt just overpowers everything else. I'm going to be hoping the broccoli and the yogurt do a lot of work together. What about me? Beans. You've got to hope those beans are just potent. Well, can I add for anyone who's not liquidy enough,

I brought in a nice champagne. Oh! You can put champagne. Oh, we have two swap. Two steals. First name steals from second name. Before we do it. They have to steal, right?

Do you have to steal or can you turn it down? It could actually work against your favor. Does it have to be same letter for same letter? No. All right. Wait a minute. You can get rid of your Y be same letter for same letter? No. No. Okay. All right. All right. Well, wait a minute. So you can get rid of your Y and just take somebody's B?

Yeah. I guess. Yeah. Then you have your Y. If you have a bad... Oh, no, you're right. We should spin... It has to be for a letter for letter.

And then we should spin the letter. Yeah. W-O-Y wheel and then... So it's not a steal at all. It's just a swap. It's just a swap. It's a swap. Not a steal.

W-O-Y wheel. I'll say name one, name two, swap. Name one, name two, swap. Steal wheel. Dead. Swap a B-O-Y wheel. I'll say name one, name two, swap, name one, name two, swap. Steel wheel, dead. Swap wheel, you're in. Yep. Mook's going to get fucked here, I think. I don't know how much more I can get.

The first person decides what letter they want to swap. I like that. Okay, that's fair. All right, Brandon. I already know the letter. Okay, which letter will you be swapping? I'll be swapping the O with somebody. Okay. Please be big cat.

Yeah, please be big cat. Please be big cat. Please. Please. This would be the wheel having a great sense of humor. What if it's someone with multiple O's? We'll choose. Wait a minute.

Spoon! Spoon! Spoon again! Spoon again! No swap of it. Get fucked. Oh no. You get an onion, right? Onion for oysters. No, no, no. What do you get? You get an onion, right?

Yeah. Onion for oysters? Oh, Nick. No, no, no. That was the first O you picked. I want that onion. Oh, Nick, you might have gone to the worst. Damn.

Damn. Bet you wish you had some yeast right now. I could use some yeast right now to really break down these hoist is Okay, last swap Didn't ask when you got it That helps you He didn't say Oh I don't think any of these are good

Because I have two yogurts now You have to swap something Do you need it in my letters? I feel like it's pretty easy Any of these are good because I have two yogurts now. You have to swap something. Yeah. Do you need it in my letters? Che, I feel like it's pretty easy. You swap your meatballs for the banana. For the... Wait, what? Oh, for the yam?

No, the meatballs are B. B for B. Banana. Balls for banana. Oh, for banana. He loves the meatballs. He wants the meatballs. I do.

They're great. You can get banana and yogurts. I wouldn't get rid of the meatballs either, dude. I get it. I have to. I got to trade the meatballs, which sucks. That might be an upgrade for you, Nick. I was trading for B, which is...

Nick, that might be an upgrade for you He's always trained for B Which is Nick that might be an upgrade for you Do you want the Oh Oh he liked you That's good for you Nick what is your new Two hot sauces Onion

Meatball And oyster Well that didn't work out for you Oh hell boy Okay Okay So now it's blending time We're only doing two steals

You wanna do another? I'm down for more steals Let's do two more Four steals This could have been a mistake KB Alright Yeah you pick a letter

Give away a gravy Alright I'm gonna Well no you. You have to give away a gravy. All right, I'm going to... Well, no, you don't have to do it right now. Okay. We're going to see who you're switching with. Hmm. Hmm. Yes.

Berry. Oh, you have yogurt. Good things. Brandon, what's your O? Onions Broccoli Yogurt Oh you should give him a worse onion

Yeah Kill him Nick Yes An onion swap Straight onion swap This is the first time in Yak history Oh that's tough Brandon That's rough I mean it is what it is onion swap. This is the first time in Yak history. Oh, that's tough,

Brandon. That's rough. I mean, it is what it is. This isn't the worst thing in the world. Kind of healthy. Alright, last steal. I'm addicted to stealing. Yeah, that was fun. Klepto. Oh, no. We broke up the perfect. Damn, I'm back in the game. Oh. No, we broke up the perfect.

Damn, I'm back in the game. Yeah. She had a long beginning, and then that was it. And then it's been sitting there. Hmm. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Come on, buddy.

How'd you end up winning this? Yeah, for Jesus. Yeah, for yeast. Yeah, for yeast. And then, what am I, draft? Oh, shit. The rich get richer. There's no good option. The yeast is really good. It's got to be beans, dude.

No! It's one, one, one, one! I'll give you beefaronis. That's not bad. It's my one and one. That's bad still. Damn it. My whole draft was dependent on beef.

You built your team around that. Damn it. It's the centerpiece of my entire organization. It hurts me just as much as it hurts you. The beefaroni and I had a lot of plans together. Fuck. I don't want to keep stealing. We can do unanimous.

We can do majority vote. How many more? Ten. Ten. We just all have completely new concoctions. Who's been involved in a steal yet so far? What if you did just, what if we did one more steal

and we did like we did the fantasy draft where it's just everyone swaps everything? We could do a whole team swap. A whole team swap. Well, no, I was going to say also, Kate and Mook have not been involved in a swap. We could keep going until they both are involved in a swap.

Yeah, trade grief. I kind of like full team swap. A full team swap would be crazy kind of like full team swap. Just one full team swap. Yeah, like a final nuke. Alright, so one more swap, and then the final one is full team swap? One more steel full team swap. Okay. And then that's it. Okay, I like that.

I'm trying to unload some baggage. This is a regular swap, and then there's a full team swap, then we hit the blender. And I'm going to send mine to Kate. Our last full team swap has screwed me. That's why I'm driving Frank the Tank to Vegas, probably. Jay. If I lose the beef-a-ronium.

You get a banana. Banana and yeast. I want my beans back. That's a beast. I've got to find a way to get my beans back. Hey, Jay. Get your meatballs back You guys traded before Come get your meatballs back

So I think meatballs are a higher individual tier But mixed with all the yogurts I think I gotta keep the banana Okay What are you gonna trade? Alright We had to tell you that Yes

What do you have? You've told us what you're not going to do. He has a chance to undo it. And then you have oysters, onion. Those are your two O's. Yes. You have boo. Dude, it's one of the...

And then I have hot sauce. Yellow bird hot sauce. All right. I'm just going to unload one. I... And then I have hot sauce. Yellow bird hot sauce. I'm just going to unload a mystery ingredient. So then what? Can I take anything he has? What? Yeah. What do you mean you're going to unload a mystery ingredient?

The Oreo yogurt. You have two yogurts and you're getting rid of one of them? Can you trade mystery? I don't think you trade mystery? Do we just stop? I don't think you trade mystery. Can't. It's gotta be boy. It's gotta be boy.

Core boy. It's gotta be a core part of your organization. Oh, I thought you meant it's one he doesn't have. Alright. This just can't be that hard. Nope.

I'm just gonna go back to my original squad, I think. You're taking your meatballs back? This is absurd. You had yogurt and bananas. What is he doing? Wait. He's a really dumb guy.

You kept your egg and meat scrambler. He's a dumb guy. No, for the yellow, right? Scrambler? Scrambler. Yeah, it has to be a same letter swap. It's Oscar Myers Scrambler. Yeah, you can only do it for an onion.

Or oysters. I don't think. I got a Scorpion idea. Oh, no. Oh, no. How many of us are there? Eight? What if we do full team swaps and you get eliminated from the wheel Scorpion idea. Oh, no. Uh-oh. There we go. How many of us are there? Eight? Yeah. What if we do full team swaps and you get eliminated from the wheel so that everyone...

No, I can't say it because I have the worst draft. I'm not going to say it. Oh, somebody would get a... No, everyone would like... Everyone has to swap with someone else. It would just go down the line. But also, that idea is coming from the guy that's like making the offload his entire team. As I said it, I was like, I have the worst team.

I can't say it. One full team swap. No, no. I can't say worst team. I can't say it. One full team swap. No, no, I can't say that. We do one full team swap. One full team swap. And might do another one. I just did my time. Maybe a couple more.

One full team swap, but it's Eliminator wheel. Okay. Oh, okay. All right. So last two? Last two. Last two on the wheel. Yeah, I realized as I was saying it out loud, I basically was like, how can I not have the

worst draft? Credit to me for realizing that, having some self-awareness, being like, you think Pete Ferroni improved your team tremendously? Yes. From beans. The East is what I'm,

I want the beans back. Okay. I need to unload some assets. All right, let's go, TJ. Eliminator, with two teams remaining. Okay. Too many overseas players

that aren't going to come over. So this is a full team swap that we're With two teams remaining. Okay. Too many overseas players that aren't going to come over. So this is a full team swap what we're spending for right now. Yep. Okay. And then we're doing blender. Do we have the blender set up? Steven?

What? Do we have the blender set up? Yeah. Right. Yeah. Again, underrated slick move by TJ and Zod just to sit this one out.

Yeah. They've never set these out before, but they're just sitting this one out. Right. They got to get the handles of the new studio, make sure that everything's working. Zod's not doing a goddamn thing. He's just not doing this. So we're eliminating here.

So Kyle, your team's safe. Oh, you want to be picked here. Unless you have a... A bad. Unless you're dead. A bad, okay. Okay. Well, I'm stuck. Kyle's out. Brandon's locked in.

Oh, boy. That's a simple one. That looks like something else. That's easy, though. This isn't terrible. So there's an air wow. No. You should get real shame if you ended up...

Oh! Oh. Real shame. Real shame. Fuck real shame real shame you're just you're just eating a bunch of stuff i'm trying somewhere that way thank you god wait oh this is not yes i feel like i have the best combo no Oh, this is not cool. Yes. No. Oh, that's good. We all pissed in time. I feel like I have the best combo. Uh-oh. No.

Fuck. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'll keep it. I'll keep it. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yes. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. God damn it. Nate, I feel really bad.

This would be. I don't feel bad enough to not trade. This would be devastating. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. This would be devastating. Come on, wheel. Uh-oh. No. No. No. No. Okay would be devastating. This would be devastating. Come on, wheel. Oh, no.

Okay. Happy baby shower. That might induce her. Are you allowed to eat oysters? At this point, I think. No, I don't mind. Is she? Are you sure?

I don't. It's deli meats, right? No. Deli meats and blue cheese? I don't know. I thought it was seafood. Let's check. I don't eat seafood I thought it was seafood. Let's check. I don't eat seafood at all.

I will eat the oysters for the baby's sake. I think. No, no. I know you're down for whatever. Let's just make sure it's all good. Yeah, yeah. Google it. That's a shame.

Damn. I really wanted mine. And I get a Slim Jim? Can pregnant women eat smoked boxed oyster? You got screwed so hard. Let's see. You should only consume oysters when they're fully cooked. Now, are these cooked?

They're smoked. I don't know. Kate, I will eat the oysters. Are you sure? I feel bad. What's your O? My O is... Oh, damn.

I wanted the Slim Jim. All right, that's fine O? My O is Slim Jim. Alright, that's fine. Yeah, the original Slim Jim. Yeah, you keep the Slim Jim. You take the yeast and the Chef Wordy. I'll eat the oysters. But you get my sweet baby rays and my sweet potatoes? Yeah. And all I ask in return is that you name the child after me.

No, I saved this child's life. I just wanted on the record, I saved this child's life today. Dan, yours kind of got pretty good. Yeah, it got not bad. Barbecue oysters and sweet potatoes? Yeah. And yours isn't that bad because the oysters eliminated the yeast. I don't know what yeast is.

You already have yeast. Yeast confuses me. Yeast is potent. It creeps me out. But it's not terrible. It's not a... It'll take me... Take me.

Yeah. It was awesome. Yeah. I kept the oysters, though, to save the baby. I can't eat the oysters. We don't a... Kate, me. Yeah. It was awesome. Yeah. I kept the oysters, though, to save the baby. I can't eat the oysters. We don't know if you can eat the oysters. With me. Yeah.

Yeah. So now I have oysters, sweet baby rays, and yams. That's okay. Yeah. Not bad. You can live with that. It's like a barbecue. I still want the beans back.

You're 1-1. All right. So now we have to spin to see who gets... Let's see if Titus was paying attention. Just go take the beans and give them back your... Oh, shit. Fuck. He's back.

He's back. Kate lost. Let's spin for order of a blender. Kate had to trade with me. I got the yeast now and the beefaroni, but I can't eat the oysters, so he's still stuck with them. Yeah. Which doesn't feel fair. That doesn't feel fair.

Why don't we spin a wheel of three different oysters? Yeah, why don't we spin? See who gets the oysters. Okay, yeah. Let's see who gets the oysters. What are we doing? Because you went from scorpion to angel, and now... Well, I did take one for the team.

I was not going to... Selfless. That's true. I will take whatever O comes up. That's fair, because it could be onions. That's not good. That's not good. Or you could get Nick's oysters too.

Wouldn't that be funny? I could get Nick's oysters. Wouldn't that be a funny twist? Wait, so what... No, I'll do the oysters. I'm fine with the oysters. No, no, I'm fine with the oysters. Let's see who goes

in the blender first. I realized I'd rather not have onions. Than oysters? You think that was a stupid answer? Yeah. He gets a chaser. Really?

Are those cupcakes over there? Donuts. Donuts. Crab. That's actually not bad. That's fine. He didn't see it. He didn't see it.

Do you have to be in here to be selected? Is the blender on? It's like a team calling to draft you and you don't pick up. Should we? Let's get the blender out here. Can we get it out here? March pallet cleansing. March pallet cleansing.

You would. Those look good. Oh, they do. Okay, let's put the... Is there an outlet in the middle? There, let's just... You want to scoot this table back? Is there an outlet in the middle? Yeah, there's an outlet. You want to scoot this table back?

Is the outlet covered by diapers? I can move this table. No, no, no, we're good. Move that back. We're just going to do this. Can you get it on? Yeah, TJ can get it on there. All right.

So it's only on a mash. You can use this. You start and then hit. Yeah, Chop first. Oh, God. Chop and liquefy. Don't do all of this. Do chop and liquefy.

We're doing bottles. Yeah, we're all having a bottle service. And just make however much you think will fill up a bottle, and any extra stays in there. Yeah. All right, Alright Brittany you're up Blending You're blending first Let's find out order of blends

As we go Yeah we'll do it as we go The whole onion? Yeah If you need a little champagne I think he has enough liquid We'll determine We determine if it's liquid enough.

What is that? We need to take the yogurt out. Do we have a... Do we have a trash that we can put a trash bag that we can dump the extra out so the residue stays in? The residue remains. Yeah, get it on the blades

oh why is it so long to you that's expired yes it's actually not a Y it's old yogurt that doesn't look fresh by the way pretty appropriate That doesn't look fresh.

Okay. By the way, pretty appropriate. I'll just ad read real quick. So yes, I'm just putting these in whole? Yeah. Morgan and Morgan. Oh, God. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. All right, do this, and then I'll do the Morgan and Morgan ad read. That blender stands no chance. Oh, God. Will it blend? I love, God. Will it blend? I love these videos. Will it blend? You can turn it off and mash it down.

Okay. Get to work. What do y'all think? Just pulse? One through five? No, he said start low and then get higher. All right. Oh.

Nice color of the onion Oh that's satisfying The broccoli and the The purple onion That you threw in there Brandon That's what it is That's doing something Good job Brandon Let's not do anything

Alright Do the highest one Crank that thing It's kind of working Good job, Brandon. Let's not do anything. All right. Do the highest one. Crank that thing. It's kind of working. Take the lid off, and while you're blending, shove the broccoli downward. Yeah, like upside down?

Take the lid off. Take the lid off. Now push down. Shove that broccoli out. Not your hand, dude. Brandon, what the fuck is going on? Flip the broccoli head first. Jesus Christ, Brandon. Turn it on as you're doing it.

Turn it on as you're doing it, Brandon. There you go. No, no, no. No! Holy shit. Holy shit. How is this so hard for you? There you go.

This is going to get so messy. All right, that's blended enough. That's you? There you go. This is going to get messy. All right, that's one and a half. That's enough? Wait a minute. What's the broccoli looking like? He's holding the dripper all over the... Dude, what the... Dude, you're making a mess in the floor.

You're making a mess in the new studio. This is an insane attempt. What the fuck? That smells so onion-y. It looks good. It's a full onion. No, we didn't. That's exactly what we wanted you to do.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels so good. Now it's turning brown. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, oh that feels so yeah, it's turning brown Where's Donny Matthias all right? Oh there, there we go. Brandon, you're making a mess. All right. Look at the waves. There's paper towels somewhere. There's going to be a mess. There's paper towels.

They're right next to Brandon. There's... Go back then. Yeah, we can use this back. And this. All right. All right. I think we're good. Now pour it into a... Yeah. Oh, it's really going now. All right.

I think we're good. Now pour it into a... Yeah. Oh, it's really going now. All right. Oh, that looks good. This blender is definitely going to break by the time... Yeah. Dude, the smell over there is horrendous.

Dumping it everywhere. Now he's swiping it onto the... How are you this messy, dude? Is that talking to Mr. Bean? I don't know. Not are you this messy, dude? It's a cartoon, Mr. Bean. I don't know. Not what you're doing. Have you ever used a blender in your life? He just wiped it off.

You wiped it on the chair. You wiped it on the chair. It spilled everywhere. What did you say? All right. Now, poured into a bottle. Day one in the new It spilled everywhere. What did you say? All right, now, pour it into a bottle. Day one in the new studio. Are these going to work in a bottle?

Let me see those bottles. Are they like fake bottles? I think you probably won't be able to drink through the nipple. You're probably going to want to... Oh, yeah, we can't drink through the nipple. No, but you have to drink it out of the bottle, I guess?

Yeah. All right. Pour it into the bottle. Or cut the top of the nipples. Cut the top of the nipples. Here you go, Brandon. Hold on. Goddamn, Brandon was the worst person to go through the nipple. Or cut the top of the nipples. Yeah, pour it in. Cut the top of the nipples. There you go, Brandon. Hold on. Goddamn, Brandon was the worst person in the world.

Yeah, you can cut the top of the nipples. It's not a baby bottle unless there's a nipple in it. It's going to be a mess for everybody. Nah. We all agree with that, right? Nah. No, I actually don't think so for me. Okay.

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Thank you, Morgan and Morgan. We're pivoting to bowls. That was an athletic ad read. Steven just poured it in. Really work with some obstacles. Steven just poured the entire smoothie on his Jordans. And if you can smell how potent it is. It is.

That's never coming out. Oh, God. Looks like doofy. This will be baby food. We have spoons. Okay, we're doing baby food. Oh, God. Do you have to spin to see who feeds it to you?

A little. No, you don't have to clean it out. That's part of the order. Brandon, let's see it. Alright, spin it again, TJ. Spin it again. That is the most foul-smelling shit ever. I like how anyone was like,

this is too corporate. We have wrecked this studio in an hour and a half. It smells like shit, too. For those that can't smell it, it smells like shit. And that's our first blend. Oh, my God. That's our first blend. And that's one of the ones we thought was better.

Yeah. That's one of the better ones. It's a really bad smell. All right, go ahead. Spin it again. Yeah, don't clean it all the way out. Don't clean it all the better ones. Broccoli is a really bad smell. All right, go ahead. Spin it again. Is there onion in it? Yeah, don't clean it all the way out.

Don't clean it all the way out. Is there onion in that? Why is he cleaning it? I don't know why he's doing that. I thought that was part of the thing. I did too. There is certainly

going to be residue but I don't want to get a whole spoon in it. Sit, sit, sit. Perfect, perfect. Get up there, KB. Here we go. I think with the right

proportion. I have to do the rundown in 40 minutes. I want to follow KB. It's going to be all gravy. If proportioned correctly, I could have a transcendent dipping sauce. It's going to be bad. You have to go all onions?

Brandon, yours. Yeah, you have to do the whole thing that you have. Brandon, yours makes me want to throw up. Mine's just a nice salsa. Oh, yeah. Get it in there. Wait, I'm going to be fucked up. Yeah.

Do you need help, KB? You don't have to put all of it in there. Is that what we're saying? You have to put all of it? Yeah, I had to put my whole onion in there. He did a whole broccoli in there. But we're not making Kate put all the yeast in there. Yeah, I don't think you could do a whole thing of yeast.

Yeah, that's dangerous. What did you say? I don't think eating a whole thing of yeast is allowed. Yeah, you can just sprinkle yeast. I'll do a good healthy amount of yeast. Two and a quarter tablespoons is what they recommend. Oh, here it goes. I'll do it good.

So what is that? That's gravy. Beef gravy. Start. Gotta practice with that. Oh, boy. Okay. This is the potatoes. Baby reds. Itvy. Start. Mm-hmm. Got to practice with that. Oh, boy. Okay. This is the potatoes.

Baby reds. It's a mix. Oh, boy. A transcendent difference. Titus, you having fun yet? Yeah, you're in the group chat, man. All it took was me pissing my pants. Yeah.

Well, we got there. More gravy? Gravy powder? I had better. I got off the phone. I'm on the phone with my mom and I was like, Mom, I promise

that's not like a regular thing I'm going to be doing. It was like a one-time thing. I promise. Literally the next show I'm going to be throwing up like crazy. Piss on Friday.

Oh my God. Do you need a little champagne? Get some liquid? He's got a lot of gravy at the moment. Let me know. Pop the champagne. Oh yeah, the gravy.

What did your girlfriend say? She just rolled her eyes and was like, yeah, she kind of knew. She knew the deal. We had to talk when we moved to Chicago for this. She's aware of what bars do. We're in a don't ask, don't tell thing in my house. It was almost shocking how I was like, so I pissed my pants. I need you to bring me some new underwear and jeans before you pick me up to go shop.

And she's like, okay, all right. But like Friday beforehand, you went home hammered. Yeah. I did the whole onion, but I don't know. Do a healthy amount. You don't have to do the whole thing. Half. Half is fine. Half is fine have to do the whole thing. Half. Half is fine.

Half is fine. I do. Half is fine. Titus, how good does it feel to put on clean pants after pee pants, though? It's a top feeling. It is. How often have you had that feeling, Tate? I'm just saying.

You can tell. It's a good. All right. I hope there's little onions flying all over. It's pretty insane that we're just looking out on a full basketball court right now. The natural light is sweet, too. It's so nice. Yeah, the other office we were just at felt like 7 p.m. at all times.

It just felt like winter. All right, here we go. Ugh. Ugh they go. Oh, my God. It looks delicious. I bet that'll be okay. Oh, God, it's bubbling. Jesus Christ.

It looks like gravy. This is going to be disgusting. If you worked on a movie studio and you were trying to make diarrhea, that would be... Spin it again, TJ. Everybody's got to smell everything. Smells good. Yeah, it smells good. If you worked on a movie studio and you were trying to make diarrhea Smell it Spin it again TJ Everybody gotta smell everything How many times have you guys done this? Like five or six

Do you usually throw up? Usually one person ends up having something really bad Alright I'm up Oysters Let's go Swamp land Swamp land Swamp land By the way

I've seen some of the comments That Harak has made In the last couple of days I'm not ready to disavow I'm ready to maybe You want to step in? Are you doubling down? Well he had a post this weekend

They said at the Mizzou Like homecoming parade And people loved it Because I just booed the LGBTQ community as they walked by. Harak's got some takes. We're going to have to figure that out. What happened? Swampland. He doesn't care what people think.

No. Get it out. Get it out. I don't know what that is either. Get it out. I think it's an onion that didn't liquefy Swampland

But Big Cat he hasn't responded to you yet? No Which is kind of weird I feel like he'd be desperate for anyone to No one has ever liked Yeah You'd think he'd be on that He went to a parade to boo?

Yeah. To boo. That's like so... That is so funny. Not to protest, not to... Like he wasn't... Just the idea...

Just fucking booing. I don't know. Something about it. That whole sign... I did confirm him two votes in next year's election. I have two friends that live in his district,

so he's got two votes already locked in. I don't care what live in his district, so he's got two votes already locked in. I don't care what the parade is. The idea of a man standing on the side booing is so fucking funny. He was still doing the peace sign. Just booing a parade. KB, would you heat check him? Heat check?

What was he wearing? What was he fitted in? I don't know. It was a lot of face. It was. It was a ton of face. Difficulty opening the can. Does anyone know how to use this one? It might be too small for this can size. You know how? No.

I know how to use a can opener. I just don't fucking. That's too small. We would probably not do well in the apocalypse. No. As a whole. As a group. We would have eaten one of each other apocalypse. No. As a whole. As a group. We would have eaten one of each other before now.

Does it have the poking mechanism that you can pop a hole in it? Yeah. The top part, you can just poke a hole in it. I don't have a pour out, really, but you can. Oh. Yeah, Kate, we should do a cannibal draft. Oh, no. Oh, no.

TJ, get the camera on this attempt. Holy shit. What are you doing? Worst. Oh, no. Oh, no. TJ, get the camera on this attempt. Holy shit. What is that? What are you doing? It works. What are you doing? It did work. What is this oyster?

Holy shit. I know it's not how you use it. This thing is fucking too small. Now I got to stop. All right. We need to go back to home ec class. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

He's going to slice his thumbtops off. Oh, gross. Just the juices? Oh. Sounds like he's pissed. There's a lot of juice in those yams. Brandon, that should be your catchphrase. There's a lot of juice in those. There's a lot of juice in those.

There's a lot of juice in those. It works for everything. Damn. Let's get a look at those things. It works for everything Let's get a look at those No, oh god, that's no I thought they're to be like dried in a bag kind of Oh god So jealous of yours Yeah mine smells fine Smells great This is going to be so gross

You gotta drown that thing in rays Help you Sasha help Damn There's a lot of juice There's a lot of juice God damn There's a lot of juice in those jams. Game's not over yet.

Those boys still have a lot of juice in their yams. Is that the new Mostly Sports merch that's coming out? Yeah, dude, let's put that on a t-shirt, Brandon. There's a lot of juice in those yams. You know what they say. I gotta figure mine out. Oh, God. this is by far Oh my god it smells so vile

I don't know what to do Oh my god That looks disgusting Holy shit Oh no Oh no Steven let it rip Oh god Look at it.

Oh, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. Oh, no. Damn. Hit it. Hit it. Hit us with one. Some good-ass cameras.

There's a lot of juice in those. Brent, hit it. Brent. Oh. Would you look at that? Straight liquid. Can you move her around a little bit? I just want to see the viscosity. Oh, my God.

That is diarrhea. Oh, it smells. Oh, it smells. That is diarrhea. You're going to get away. This is horrible. Smell that. Oh, my God. Oh, it smells. That is diarrhea in a bowl. This is horrible. This is so bad. That's potent.

I hate everything about this. That is potent. You can smell it across the room. How many spoons? Jesus. Oh, man. Everybody else has to have that residue in there. That's a strong smell. These are guaranteed.

Ugh. Yep. We don't have a trash can. Not all of them. Yeah, do we have a trash can? Because I'm going to throw up pretty soon. Fuck. Mookie's following Big Cat.

Nice buzz. I'm going to put my fucking creamy buzz ball in there. Ew, dude. Why did you say that? Mookie, you didn't have to say creamy. Mookie started... Creamy Dude Those moves it's He's like, I'm going for it. I'm going to have to put my creamy musk ball. I wanted that to hit so bad. They're going to love this. Maybe this could be my catchphrase. That's a lot of creamy musk ball. I'm going to have to eat this before I go on the run down.

Yeah, you're going to have to. Oh, God. It's going to be bad. Sure, man. Swamp land. Swamp land. Yeah. you're gonna have to oh god it's gonna be bad sure man swampland swampland oh yeah he booed the lgb and he was proud of it too yeah he's like just everyone did he take a picture making the peace sign at the well he said the people applauded his booing oh that's that's awesome i want to go boo parades i want want to go to like a Little League. We should have a boo parade.

Team goes to the Little League World Series and there's a parade. You suck. Welcome them back home. That has happened a lot where somebody boos and somebody else applauds the booers. Half marinara? I am going to puke. How much of this are we eating? My stomach.

Two spoonfuls. Two spoonfuls. I'm already getting those. My stomach is turning. Like two full spoonfuls. You got to take those. My stomach is turning. Two full spoonfuls. You got to take one, and you got to take another. Time to add my creamy buzz ball. This is a good way to break into his studio.

Whatever you say. I got blueberry yogurt and marinara in there. Oh, bitchin' sauce. Oh, no. What's a nut base? Time to add some nut to my creamy buzz bump. Yes. Is that good?

That's good. Yeah. Oh, boy. By the way, we've had so much going on today that we didn't even... Tomorrow, we're going to have to break down Mincy's 20th reunion. Oh, yeah. Those videos. Dancing in the hokas. I missed...

Yeah, I got to see this. Oh, yeah. Tomorrow, we will. Oof. It's a creamy buzz ball. Why did they say creamy? It's cream Yeah I have a fucking whole ass oat milk stout Brennan hit us with the catchphrase

So we just have like one sound bite Of you saying it Do it There's a lot of juice in those jams Now do it describing an ass in a sundress Do it. Damn. There's a lot of juice in those jams. Now do it describing an ass in a sundress. Damn. Damn.

There's a lot of juice in those jams. Oh, the potato just went in. Full tater. Oh, that looks like a cross-section. Of the Earth's mantle. Oh. By the way, do you guys notice the rug in here? like a cross section of the earth's mantle. Oh. Oh. By the way, do you guys notice

the rug in here? Yeah. Specifically, they initially wanted us to do a, I think it was a white rug. And I was like, that's a bad idea.

No. So I picked out this rug specifically because it already looks like it's stained. White rug kind of would have been funny though. It would have been like a museum, like a strolled-out memory lane.

Circle it? Yeah. This one will hold some good stains. Oh, yeah, we're good. It's way rougher than I... Perfect material. Oh, God. Oh, man! And you guys all get a little bit of this in yours.

I'm not excited for mine. The blender has gone through some shit. Oh, the next one? I'm good, yeah. Oh, you've already got yours, yeah. Who needs theirs? Who's left? Me, Nick, and...

I still have to make mine. Oh. Yeah. Okay, spin it again. Oh, yours smells like milk for some reason. Oh, the milk stout. The creamy buzz ball. Oh, the buzz ball, maybe.

Oh, I'm getting it. It's definitely not the milk. It's not the milk. Fuck. Jay. Jay's cleaning the hell out of us. This is a good baby shower. Yeah.

Yeah, go ahead and mix. We have some cakes that we haven't even... There's only one baby shower cake, though. It smells like my apartment right now. I've smelled that before. Oh, I'm so not looking forward to these. We still have baby pictures, too.

Oh, yeah. Before we leave? What time do you have to leave? I have to leave at 2.10. You guys should keep... At 2.10, I will eat my two spoons and then have to go do the rundown. We all submitted baby pictures, Kate.

You have to guess which ones. And whoever you get wrong, you have to take a bite of their soup. Alright. I think it'll be pretty easy. I think they probably will be easy. If this is anything like your sporkle skill, you're going to make this Oz.

I'm going to be relying on quality of the photo, so if it looks super old, it's a Brandon Walker. That's true. Brandon's painting on the side of the cave. I'm like overheating. I'm so anxious for having to take a bite of mine. Yeah. And we said two, right? Two bites.

Whose bananas are those? Yeah, where did those bananas come from? Oh, they were my extra mystery. Can I get a... What? That one's like... Why is that... Those are the ones...

No, no, no, no, no. You get the banana. I get the banana. Wait, you don't even have banana. I do. Oh. Oh, yeah. I remember.

Trade it back. Trade it back. Yes, it was a mistake. You want to put some baby food in there? What's that? You're going in right now? This is a wiener cheddar scrambler Oh my god that looks terrible by itself

Ew That looks terrible It's a vacuum sealed bag of egg and meat And ham Why did you pick that like fifth pick That was your second pick I thought it was going to be powder You guys should have seen.

KB, you should have seen Che yesterday. It was all-time Che. The Falcons beat the Bucs. He said the Bucs were going to destroy the Falcons. The Falcons beat the Bucs. And for like an hour after he didn't talk, he just kept on muttering. He's like, I still think the Bucs are better than the Falcons. They played a game.

And the Falcons beat the Bucs. And he was like, I don't care. Like, they're better. They're better game and the Falcons beat the Bucs. He was like, I don't care. They're better. They're better. You're in denial. His team stinks. He couldn't handle it. Shouldn't the Falcons have scored more? Yeah. That was the other thing. He was like,

he had erased the fact that the Falcons had three red zone fumbles from his mind. They might be the first team to lose after three red zone turnovers. Yeah, two on the one-yard line. You can't say the worst team won. Yeah. Damn, there's a lot of juice in those.

Damn. Whoa. Oh, my God. There is a lot of juice in those. An onion on the ground? Yep. Oh, that's a lot of Onion on the ground That's a baby onion little baby How's it looking check I got the pictures ready, oh he's got like 15 things So waste you chose to have those all right Kate, Kate, what baby is this? Oh, I'm excited for this.

Oh, my God. He's got a big old head. But wait, that's like a really cute baby. It's a precious ass baby. Oh, I know. That's easy. Brandon Walker. Is that Brandon Walker?

That's so easy. Yeah, Brandon Walker. Wow. Oh, my God. That's me. That looks just like me. You suck at this. Are you serious?

So obviously Nick. That looks like it was taken last week. He's out at the bar. Oh my god, that is Nick. That baby pulls, dude. Is that a little baby wife beat? Are you serious? Very cute.

I think I'm doing the pose when a housewife sees a mouse in the kitchen. You were a cute baby. It was the blonde hair threw me off. And the wife beater. Yeah, that's what blonde hair is. And the background looks kind of poor. I'm just kidding. Oh, man. That's got to be Brandon Walden. and the background looks kind of poor I'm just kidding oh man

that's gotta be Brandon Walters that is from fucking 1930 Jesus Christ that looks like the baby that the parents had to sell for the great depression that's baby Lindbergh that got kicked out oh my god it is

Brandon how old is that it's just the gray of the carpet that's, it is. Brandon, how old is that? It's just the gray of the carpet. That's all it is. Of course you're crying. That's me. I'm also going to say, interesting head shake. Wait, why are you adding champagne? All right, next baby.

Do you try the masher? He didn't even try to mash. Yeah, you gotta try and mash. Oh, who's that? What could that be? It's obviously, I'm going off the eyebrows here. That is mook. That is mook.

No, that's actually Zah. Look at those little eyes. I was a special little baby. That's a special little baby. Cute little baby. That's a special little baby. It's funny because my mom sent me ten pictures. That's the best one. Send us the others. I would like to see more, please.

Here, I'll send you. I would like to see more. I'll send you another, TJ. I'll say, too, your eyeballs are all black. It's like little, cute little eyeballs. Oh. Oh. Oh. Is that a gay?

That's a gay. With a gay head. Who's that gay baby? Who's that gay baby? That doesn't. It just says gay. That baby loves dick. This one should be easy too.

What? Oh my God, gay. Oh baby loves dick, dude. This one should be easy, too. What? Oh, my God, Kate. Oh, my God. Gay baby. Gay baby. She doesn't want to insult anybody. No. Who is that?

It does not look like Katie. I am not a gay baby. Is that TJ? Oh, it is TJ. Oh, my God. TJ, the gayest baby in the world. I'm not. You want gayest baby, right is TJ. Oh, my God. TJ, the gayest baby in the world. I'm not. You won gayest baby, right?

No. Yeah, in the Star Ledger, he won gayest baby. It was right there. They put the gayest baby next to the biggest pumpkin. That's right, yeah. That's right. At the festival. Yeah, yeah.

That was cute. This is my gay baby, TJ. How do you know he's gay? Well look at his back It says right there Oh this is tough I'm gonna go with Zah you look shocked

I'm gonna to go in. Zah, you look shocked. He's terrified. I'm going to say baby Zah. Cute little baby Zah. I don't know what was going on there. That's when the aliens land. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. Cute one.

Oh, KB. That's a wide-ass censor. I didn't even notice the censor. That's what my dad sent me. I don't know. He sent you the censored dick? That's what Zah was looking at in his picture. Is that a very fancy baby toilet?

It might be, yeah. Old school. It's like a homemade. Yeah, it's like the same one. Does it have like a toilet paper holder on the side? Is that a mobile pooper? Obviously, there's a hole in it. Wait, is that dirt?

Is that a shit? Oh! Damn. That's a log, dude. You just shit right on the ground. It's a practice toilet. I don't know what's under it. It's a bucket.

That's so good. Did you just notice the turtle? No, I thought you guys just noticed. I did not notice that at all. It's a giant sensor bar. What is that baby in? It's a high ass diaper. Oh my god I'm so glad What is that baby in?

That is a Yeah it's a high ass diaper Wait who is that? Big Cat? Oh it's Big Cat Oh my god I think I'm so old I think I was in like

Cloth diapers Dude Well it looks like A newer photo That looks like A recent picture Yeah I was like

Is this one of Big Cat's kids Or is that Oh my god Yeah I think I was like is this one of big cat's kids or is that oh my god yeah i think i was in cloth you're very you had some beefy legs oh yeah baby yeah yeah they have you strapped into the chair the same yeah that's really cute that see you're all cute babies i do i have seen like my third semi pictures like i was wearing cloth diapers like how does that work i think they they wash them they were washing yeah you scrape them how do you want you scrape them out am i that old i guess i am were they attached to a chair i think i'm like strapped in yeah yes that's like the original baby yeah who knows what that was yeah what is it looks like looks like a

medieval looks like you just fold me up and put me away. Yeah. Shit was weird back then. Wait, you're not on your dad's back, are you? No, I think I'm sitting down on the ground. It's like a recliner. A beach chair. No, there's trees in the background. Look at those nipples. Plus, they look at your ankles and feet.

He's airborne right now. I'm in the implied. You have the pastor build. Yeah, I look like the pastor Yeah I'm right You're sticking You're on your dad's back No I don't think so

There's trees in the background What's that mean I'm sitting down No that's You can't see anything in the background I'm laying on the ground I'm laying on the ground And then like

It's like a It's a Where do you see trees Brandon It does look like the sky Top right maybe Like somebody propped it up Vertical for a second That looks like It's like on the right side He's like It does look like the sky behind him. Like somebody propped it up vertical for a second. It looks like he's on his side. That looks like it's on the right side.

He's like concrete. I look like I have club feet. Yeah, you do. You do, I do. Okay. Oh. Oh, I know who this is. A lot of juice in the ocean.

Yeah. Wait, is this Stephen Chay? Yeah. What? No. This is me. That's you, Ty Daly. That looks like Stephen Taylor.

You were an Asian baby. I think I was an Asian baby. What the fuck? Transition. You were an Asian baby. That's a good old fashioned. That has the graininess of an Asian photo as well. I don't know why.

You're in a sink bathtub. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing better It looks like you're actively peeing in that phone Yeah Little pair of jeans Alright I'm gonna eat mine Cause I have to go do the rundown

Oh yeah And this is going to be Who hasn't done it yet? Me and you Oh I haven't done mine yet either I haven't blended either Three of us You know what?

You know what? I don't need to Are we out of time? If we're out of time I wanna watch this Wait Say one more time what's in yours. Yeah.

Oysters. Barbecue sauce. Barbecue sauce. Yams. Yeah. A lot of juice in those yams. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, boy. Oh no. Okay, it's... I think the sweet baby Ray's doing a lot of work. Yeah, stick to that. Number two. It's just Ray's. Put Ray's in your brain.

I got this. I got this. Put that sweet baby Ray in your brain. Oh, a lot of tongue. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it.

Oh, it's down. You just can't breathe through your nose. That's it. You can't breathe through your nose. That was impressive. Oh, man. Brandon, yours is like starting to separate. I know.

Oh, Brandon. Brandon's is moving. It's moving? It's alive. All right, you guys will probably still be going when I get back. Probably. I'll join after the rundown. Yep.

Oh, fuck. It's the oyster aftertaste. Kyle, what did you call Titus' baby picture? He looked like a Lebanese taxi driver. Whoa, holy shit, he does. Wow. That guy's having a full-on conversation with a Bluetooth on while he's driving around.

Cigarette just out of scene. That's hilarious. Oh, man. That guy's having a full-on conversation with a Bluetooth on It's just us three huh yeah, she just went you just hate Nope, she broke the rules. She just couldn't help herself. Clicky. Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. And now you're going to have to go after me. So what do you have again? Two hot sauces, a banana, and you still got onion? Wait, onion and oyster.

Oh, I forgot you got oyster. I think that's fine, minus the oyster. I don't think any of it's fine at this point. I think banana would mix decently with hot sauce. Again, there's oyster. I think banana would be fine with hot sauce. It wouldn't change it much. Banana is pretty much going to be banana wherever it goes.

All right. it much banana is pretty much going to be banana wherever it goes all right there's your hot sauce had a kate is this the best baby shower you i know it's your second baby is this your best baby shower ever this is the best one ever i gotta say this and the one before was cover time so barstool has been my only baby showers that i've ever had really well so this, we're your only friends. So this is really, this is so special. Thank you guys. It's lovely. We're going to make you gag. Yeah.

Why don't you change that baby while I do this? Change the baby, Kyle. Did you change the baby? I ain't changing it. You ain't changing it? I don't think I know how. Never have. Brandon, do you do diapers

on your kids? I used to. Your kids used to? We've been out of diapers for five years now I did diapers from 2008 to like 2017

you changed them though yeah you got to you got in there yeah when you have that many kids I thought you were married though right I am

but when you have that many it's just divide and conquer sometimes you gotta take one off and do it I tried not to and if it was poopy I would take it to my wife and be like hey

but sometimes I had to go But sometimes I had to go in. Sometimes I had to go in. How much money do you think overall on diapers in your lifetime? Thousands. Thousands and thousands. It's crazy. I'm excited to try these Kirkland Signature diapers. Oh, yeah.

Very nice. Yeah. Did you get those? Affordable, yeah. Thank you. It's like $35 for those. For like $192. Wait, those are size two. I've been buying the wrong brand. Very nice. Yeah. Did you get those? Affordable, yeah. Thank you. It's like $35 for those. For like $192. Wait, those are size two?

I've been buying the wrong brand. Those are size one. Your baby won't be ready for ones for a while, right? Or are those the baby? Well, this one might be because he's huge, supposedly. Oh, boy. Ew. Oh, no.

Oh, the oysters. Oh, boy. Who eats? Who's eating those? What's happening there? I don't know. What do you do? Put them on? You put them on a cracker? What? What's happening there? I don't know. What do you do? Put them on.

You put them on a cracker? I don't know. I don't know. Those are very good. What? The oysters? I'm eating sardines. It's 10 fish.

Throw it on a cracker. No. I've just never been a seafood person. Yeah. Are we throwing this blender away? Oh. yeah we're throwing this blender away the hot sauce will be his saving grace Oh buddy Oh, buddy. God, this is... It sounds like it got the onion.

The onion's not fully done. Push it out. Oh, God. Jay, this is your home blender you have to take home. I think you... Did you buy it for this? No. This is your blender? Yeah. Oh. Oh, God. Jay, this is your home blender you have to take home. Did you buy it for this? No. This is your blender?

Yeah. Oh. Jay, I'll buy you a new blender. Swamp land. Swamp land. I wonder what he's doing right now, that guy. I wonder who he's booing. Who?

Swamp land guy. Swamp land. who swampland guy swampland it's a beautiful sound it's a beautiful sound the way that yeah no one else has tried theirs yet right

no no we could all just like quit no yeah we could tell them that we did we could just I mean if the chat will, we could all just like quit. No, yeah, we could just, I mean, if the chat will agree,

I mean, we could all just be like, yeah, this looks bad. Oh, oh, that's chunky. Oh,

oof. No, dad, you're creamy booze ball to it. Yeah, you want some cream? Don't give me the White Sox Dave voice. Hey, the White Sox Dave voice is this. What the fuck? Oh, boy. There's a lot of juice in those, yeah.

How's it smell? Damn. It's rough. It's the worst. I think it's the worst smelling one yet. A lot of juice in those yams How's it smell? It's rough It's the worst I think it's the worst smelling one yet Brandon, yours might be the worst visually I think mine's fine Mine looks like lobster bisque These oysters over here

They're potent They're potent, yeah Luckily I have banana and onion to mask it. Two types of hot sauce. All right, give us one more, and then we'll just blend the last two. We'll just blend it all up. Yep. Kate and Tize, y'all just blend yours together.

I know. And split it halfway. I feel like we've got pretty good. How do I? Why? All right. Every Eliminator wheel I've ever been involved in. Sometimes this will work out in your advantage.

Sometimes we give away $12,000 on the wheel. Welcome to the real world. That's your new catchphrase. Do we all have new catchphrases? Well, here we are. I don't have one yet. Luke, can I hear yours? My creamy booze balls.

Dude, I'm looking at the Vikings. They have zero rushing touchdowns this year. Yeah. Really? Alexander Mattis. Mattis, he's going to score. Yeah? Today.

Is that true? They have zero rushing touchdowns on the entire season? Yeah. Looks like it. Who do they play? Playing a hell of a defense tonight. 49ers. Was it the Chiefs like three years ago that didn't have a single reception

touchdown all year? Wide receiver. Wide receiver. Yeah. That's insane. Yeah. That was with Alex Smith, though. You hit anything this weekend?

Oh. Yeah. Kyle got golden bag. I got beefaroni and beef jerky. That was with Alex Smith though You hit anything this weekend? Oh Yeah Kyle got golden bag I got You got beefaroni and beef jerky? Josh Dobbs and 2-2-0 Oh that's the worst one Carly

Really? No I think it's okay Beefaroni was good Until this happened to it It's gotta be fat It's the smell in general Over here That is

Very difficult It's like smell in general over here that is very difficult. Chase looks like a pate. Yeah. That looks horrible. Looks like tuna. You won something, right? Got it. Got it.

Got it. First touchdown. Plus 2,000. I needed it. So I might hit Hawkinson for first tonight. Fasoli followed me to the bathroom today. Filming you? Yeah, he's having fun.

I got here today at 7. He was here. I said, where's the bathroom? I went to pee, and Fasoli followed me in with the camera. Yeah, he's a lot of manufactured reactions out of me today. He said he wanted the first reaction to the bathroom. Yeah, he's showing me the stairwell, he's like what do you think somebody already came in a big time whoa big shit in there this is fucking sick i'm concerned about the shitting situation because there's for the amount of room we have there's not a lot of

bathroom yeah there are i have i have a suggestion okay uh be an adult and don't shit at work yeah just hold it till you get home. No, I'm not concerned about my shits. I'm concerned about all of you idiots shitting around here. Wait, is that an adult move to not shit at work? Wait, why are we not shitting at work? Well, you're nasty. You gotta shit.

Yeah, so don't... Change your lifestyle so you don't have to shit. Train your anus to shit first thing in the morning. If every single day you're coming to work and you have to shit. Yeah. Train that butthole, man. Do something different. I think you're a bad employee if you shit at work.

And we have nothing but shitters here. We got shitters. I'm going to throw up. I feel it coming already. I could right now if I really wanted to. We don't need another wheel. Titus, get up to work. Oh, it's my turn?

Mine is really, really thick. Let's spin. No, I think... Let's spin. Go heavy on olive oil. Trust me. So as soon as he's done and he sits back down, we're all spooning? Yeah.

Should we just go around the room? Should we just go around the room and just do... Me? Yeah, we're sitting right by it. Yeah, man. Are you nose blind to it yet? Nope. Nope? Okay.

No, every single one has been a unique smell. Curious to see how much olive oil he's going to toss in there. I want him to go a lot. Oh, I'm going to throw up. Yeah, it's very bad. I think the olive oil is going to help the smell. I don't know how. What you got?

Olive oil what? Yams and? Bubbles. How's the yeast look, Kate? It's this consistency There's my catchphrase Yes Fair enough

How's the yeast looking, Kate? How's the yeast looking, Kate? Kind of limits me Yeah Kind of limits me. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, that line's taken by several other men. By doctor. 3 a.m. All right. The beef calls Nick.

What the fuck, man? Yeah. Quit taking my line. You were talking can opener shit over there. He was talking big game. Big can opener you were talking can opener shit over there he was talking big game

big can opener game big can opener game you were talking a big can opener game hey wait where'd Kyle go where'd Kyle go Kyle's doing a run down

is he actually I don't know hey hey get ready get ready oh damn there's a lot of juice

in those yams that's great every time it's so good of juice in those yams. It's great every time. It's so good. Just juice. Yeah, good leverage. There's a lot of juice in those yams. There's a lot of juice in them there, yams. Are we doing a name reveal, Kate?

A name reveal? Or is that for a later date? Can we do a name reveal just to see what name reveal? Or is that for a later date? Can we do a name wheel just to see what it would have picked? What it would have picked? Sure. By all means, you can. Are we set on middle name? Set on middle name, pretty sure.

You got the whole thing. Can we do two middle names? Can you give a second middle name? I could do a second middle name. We're going to add a middle name. I'm up into a second middle name. Let's wheel for a second middle name. Okay.

We can wheel for a second middle name. Let's wheel for a second middle name. Okay. We can wheel for a second middle name. I have because the Catholic, I have the second middle name. There we go. Just all add a letter. Clotilda. What? Clotilda? Clotilda. Clotilda.

Second middle name is Clotilda. I wanted to be different and edgy. At Clotilda's age? Sixth grade. Is that a biblical figure? Yeah. She was a good lady, apparently. Yeah, don't reveal your boys' name.

No, no. I have been saying it, though. I'm not superstitious or anything. My hands are proving a problem back here. saying it though. I'm not like superstitious or anything like that. What do you mean? Don't. Don't do this bean man. Those are black beans. Not the beans dude. Those are yams.

Those are yams. Those are yams. That blender has been worked. Oh jeez.. Smells so bad. There's also tiny little onions that have rolled all over under the chairs. What is it? Your tiny little onions. I watch

as like six of them fell and rolled under the chairs. There's like a mist around here that's making my eyes water. Yeah, it's bad over there. No, I've been like red and like sweaty. Yeah. I think we made some sort of gas. So olive oil was your first crush? Yeah.

That's probably enough olive oil. No, a little more. No, no, no, a dash. You want some champagne? Oh. No, no, no, a dash. You want some champagne? I had a pinch. Oh. Oh, no. It's good for you. Kyle, how fast can you assemble that?

Six seconds. No. Underneath it, does it have what it is or no? You just got to go off um no no you gotta you gotta be really smart why'd you pull virginia out pulled west virginia yeah no northern panhandle no respect it's one of the worst colors I've seen of the blends. I have no idea what states are surrounding us now that I've moved.

Yes. If you get them all right, I will eat for you. Oh, okay. What are we guessing? I don't know what states fully surround us. What states border Illinois? Indiana. Brandon's not going to be able to help himself.

He's going to. Yeah, Brandon. Set it up. Indiana. If you go south, I've seen signs for Wisconsin. Not quite south. She's right where you got there. Two for two. What would be underneath us?

Kentucky. Three for three. There's more. Oh, there's more. Oh, Michigan. Okay. Oh, no, not really. It's close. Yeah.

The lake. Isn't it? Missouri. Missouri? I don't. Yeah. I don't know about you guys. Is this one of the most touched states?

The two most touched states are. Tennessee and Missouri and Tennessee. This has got to be up there. Kentucky's close though, right? Anybody have any embarrassing baby stories they want to share? Steven, can you pass out? Can babies

embarrass themselves? What do you have to do as a baby to feel real shame? So the answer is no? Now there's something. What do you have to do as a baby to feel real shame? Okay. So the answer is no. Now there's something. Titus, do you want to pass out those forks or spins or whatever you got to send? Yeah, what do you need?

What do you need? I need a sport. I've got one. Remember when I was a toddler and my grandfather passed away? That's hilarious. It was an open casket funeral and apparently I kept anyone who walked into the church I was grabbing them by the sleeve and being like you gotta check out my grandpa like you gotta see this

thing I like wasn't comprehending it so I couldn't wait to show people his body All right, team. Is that funny? Good transition there, right? We all do this together? Thanks. My mom still remembers it. It's probably sad. Okay. I can feel the smell in my stomach right now. Yeah. Brandon, don't do it together.

Just say what you have and then go on at a time. We're not doing it together? No. All right, go one by one. Do we have a real barf bag? Yeah, I need one. Do we have a real barf bag? Mine's not gross but I feel like the consistency is going to be the thing that my mouth

just started watering It's going to be the thing that fucks me What have you got? And what? Two scoops? We'll see If I hear Zal laugh one more time He's having He just ripped it

It's making my eyes water Say it again, what is it? It's banana And habanero hot sauce And then buffalo sauce And then clam Oysters And then hot sauce and then buffalo sauce and then clam oysters and oysters and then um i don't remember one whole onion yeah also my eyes are burning something in here is

is well there's a lot of onion going okay yeah we've created oh boy all right oh god i can't watch just do one oh no yeah that's tough Not bad. All right. Oh, God. Oh, boy. Mine is lemon yogurt. He's all going crazy. Oh, boy. Lemon yogurt, a full onion, and a full broccoli.

Not that bad. It's compared to what he just did. Why would you smell it first? Just throw it down. How you doing? Fine. Yeah. Do another one.

I think I got lucky. This is just salsa. Okay. Yeah. Okay. The onion, yeah, the amount of onion doesn't make it worse. No. My two right here.

It's not good, but it's not what he had to do. Mook drank your booze. I have marinara, bitchin' sauce, a full yellow potato, oat milk stout, blueberry yogurt, and a creamy buzz ball. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Oh. Here we go. Oh, that's a heaping spoonful of my boog.

Oh, no. Oh, no. go oh that's a heaping spoonful of my boog oh no no no oh boy wipe my face with this baby oh i'd do one more yeah two oh this is happy baby I'd do one more Yeah two This is Happy baby Shout out Kate Yeah It's down Good work It's down

Alright Alright I have mashed potatoes and gravy Oh you're so thick All right, I have mashed potatoes and gravy. Oh, you're so thick. Delicious. Absolutely delicious. Would order this at a mediocre restaurant. You want to try it, Moo?

It's good. All right, Titus. Very liquidy black beans, yams, and olive oil. I think that's actual baby food. Yeah, this might be. Smell, check. That would be like... Really doesn't smell like anything. There's like no smell whatsoever.

It would be very overpriced. Can I get a bag somewhere? Probably not, but you just never know. The hive goosebumps up my arms. I'm like shaking. Not that bad. Not bad.

Not good, but doable. Not bad. And it's very liquidy, so it goes down fast, and that bad. Not bad. Not that bad. Not good. Not good, but doable. Not bad. And it's very liquidy, so it goes down fast, and that helps. Oh, God, though. Not good. Not good. Oh, shit. Kate, got your bag?

Mine is fine. It's just Chef Boyardee, a Slim Jim, and then a half jar of yeast. It's the consistency that's fucking me up. That's what's fucking me up. I've been very sensitive to textures. Is there a chance this induces labor?

Honestly, I wouldn't hate it. I sure would. You cut the worst. I'll leave. Oh my god My mouth is just full of water And that's our catchphrase Oh boy

Oh no Your kid's got it Oh no Here it comes. Okay, the taste isn't bad. It's the texture that's fucking me up. It's the texture. Oh, God.

It's so spicy. Why? Why is it spicy? Oh, because of the other shit in there. She went after me. Yeah, yeah me Think about that Oh no The hot sauce

Oh shit No I forgot about the other stuff in there Oh man This is fun guys This is good yeah Come get your yogurt Alright So I've got

Where's the camera So this is Zero gravity Wait do the Dairy Queen blizzard Blizzard test The spoon will fall out but You can take the spoon out The spoon will fall out

Oh never mind then So this is Beef meatballs Oh, never mind then. So this is beef meatballs, strawberry yogurt, fruit on the bottom, Oreo yogurt with the Oreos on top, and then...

What was the other ingredient? Oh, yeah, the Oscar Mayer wiener and cheddar, which was not a powder like I thought. Consistency is horrendous. That's a weird way to say that word. I'm battling right now. Yeah, my tummy hurts. Meatball's pretty good.

Oh, my God. Fuck you. Keep this guy down.. Oh, my God. Fuck you. This guy down is infuriating. Not bad. Not good, but not that bad. Is anyone else just sweating their dick off right now? There's a war going on. All right, spin the wheel.

That person has to try somebody's. No, why? No. I think Zah will take one. Yeah, Zah hasn't done shit. TJ hasn't done shit TJ and done shit Yeah, we should spin spin a saw TJ wheel TJ wheel

Zod TJ should have to say yeah, I'm fine. I'll try Kyle's no no no no wheel So I mine is not great, but it's fine. I saw you take like four more bites. It's pretty good pretty good I Actually can't eat for 30 more bites. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I actually can't eat for 30 more minutes. It's my diet. This motherfucker. Can someone try mine just to confirm? Spin the wheel for somebody to try Kyle's.

So, okay. So I guess just spin the actual wheel maybe? Yeah. Yeah, I feel sick. The control room boys want us out. I don't like the post-vomit feel. I can't wait to go back to my hot shit apartment. Yeah, that would be nice.

Luke, how long are they there for now? Until fucking Monday night or tonight. Oh, God. I'm so angry. They're leaving at night? Their flight's at like 8. Okay, dry. That would have been a damper.

That was a fun first episode, Kate. Congrats on the... Boy, this is really special. Thanks. Thanks, guys. You're welcome. Kyle, thanks for the... Kyle got you an expensive gift. Really expensive.

Thanks for the cake. I hit a big bat. Thanks for the baby knife. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. It was really thoughtful. That cost like a dollar and a half. How do you the baby knife. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. It was really thoughtful. That cost like a dollar and a half.

How do you know, man? I had to hire a 3D printer on Etsy. What'd you get? Huh? Yeah. It's all for the donuts, the ambiance, guys.

Mook, thank you for being here. Thank you. Thank you. What? I don't know. You want my creamy buzz ball? Dude, dude. She's already...

All right. That's a yak. Yeah. Sign us off with Dude, dude. She's already... All right. That's a yak. Yeah. Sign us off with it, Brandon. Yeah, say it. Say it. Hit it.

Damn. There's a lot of juice in those yams. Thank you. It's the act. It's your straws, yeah. Silence, hey. Brew on. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop.

We're doing Yankee Swap. It's the act. It's the act. Hell yeah Season 11 Big things planned Coin coming soon Book coming soon Love you guys