The Yak - The Boys are Buzzin After Sleeping Over at Nick's | The Yak 1-12-24

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

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Our boy is back. What's up, Mr. Sick? COVID negative. Sickie boy. A lot to catch up on. He's sitting in the far seat just because he's still feeling sick, but COVID negative. Negative, yes. I am negative. Fuck yes, KB.

We missed the shit out of you I missed you guys I got hit with some shit, dude They remixed it They did? They remixed the mid? They remixed the strain And I knew

What are they cutting it with? The new strain is something else, dude It fucked you up? It's not, it's mind, body Soul? Soul You didn't get your moment in the sun after Purdue lost to Nebraska? No, didn't even get the revel in that.

That's fucking bullshit. Did you bet at all while you were bed bound? Didn't bet. Huh. Bet. Just hung out with Piper J. Yeah, I went crazy. PJ.

Wait, was she annoying you? A little bit. It's just being in a confined space. It's a good thing you're not getting a second cat. She got me good. Taste went away. Oh, it did? Problems, hot sauce tolerable, repercussions not.

Out of the butt? Lungs, problem. Coughed up a bread bowl trying to smoke a dog walker. Oh. Yeah, couldn't smoke weed, problem. Problem. Edibles, enhanced the body aches. Oh.

Oh, yeah, I was in hell. Oh, my God. I guess Malasek has the same shit. Yeah, he was sick as well. Fuck my God. I guess Malasek has the same shit. Yeah, he was sick as well. Fuck, dude. That doesn't sound fun. No, I'm really glad you're in now. I'm trying to spread, like, I'm anti-spreading coronavirus, COVID-19.

Yeah. Right now. Yeah, no, I've always been. Yeah. And you got back in just time for hibachi. I know. I forgot. I mean, it's just ridiculous.

We got the hibachi just out there. You want to give us a little fire? Yeah. Yeah, give us a little fire. I could use a fire right now. Oh, my God. Hibachi day. Yeah, I'm a little worried about the sprinklers, but fuck it.

This office will always smell like this now, right? Yeah, which is actually a great thing. Yeah. Like, who wouldn't want the office? Oh! Hell yes. That's fire. I am elite at catching things in my mouth.

I've never done it. I'm really bad at it. I... Oh! Oh, jeez. Oh, shit! I think I can go... Yeah?

Yeah. Like big things too, like mouth-sized things? Yes, I catch everything. A gape mouth. Dick size, mouth size, anything. Dick size. I'm talking about food. Food size, anything in my mouth.

Could you catch a nectarine? A nectarine? Probably. Probably? Is that the best? That's a hard peach. No, nectarines are soft and tender. It's a hard peach.

It's like a clementine, right? I would bite into it like an apple. The size of a clementine. I was a nectarine household. I was a nectarine household, too. I was a clementine household. That's a different fruit. Let's ask this.

Different family. Is he with us right now? Yeah. I think people are going to come down and eat in a minute, but before they do, if I have ten throws, how many do you think I can get? I think you'll get eight. I think four. Whoa, that's too many.

Really? Ten throws? Throwing what? Shrimp? Yeah, but now you've set me up to fail. Right. Food, it's a box. But throwing, it depends on the size of the food.

Chicken, whatever he's got. Out of ten? Yeah. You'll cop four. Okay. I think four or five. Okay,. Check in whatever he's got. Out of 10? Yeah. You'll call it four. Okay. I think four or five. Okay. Let's go.

Let's go. All right. Oh, wait, wait. From this distance? No, no, no. What's a fair distance? Where should I stand? What's your tongue to stand?

Scoot in a little bit. Yeah, and I'll turn around. Can we get an angle of that, TJ? Wait a second. Beautiful. There we go. Chickens, shrimp. Whatever you want.

All right. Ten? Ten in a row or ten together? Ten in a row. All right. Here we go. Ten points. All right.

Here we go. One, two. Oh! Ten points. All right. Here we go. One, two. Oh! Oh, for one. Followed it. Off his chin. That was like a putt returner getting nervous. He's eating it off the floor like there wasn't just a giant puddle of piss.

Okay, one for two. One for two. For two. He's got the piss chicken. Also, there's going to be a lot of chicken. Oh! No! That was in the mouth. It was in the mouth. That was got the piss chicken. Also, there's going to be a lot of chicken. No! That was in the mouth. It was in the mouth.

He's in the tongue. That touched his... What's the hangy down thing? Hey! Hey-o! All right, you're going to get more than four. Yeah. Prove us wrong.

Here we go. One, two. Ooh. Yikes. Everyone's hit face. Is that a no shot? Trampoline the nose. Everyone's hit face is that a no shot trampoline the nose everyone's hit face. Yeah, I don't think I could do it Two for five five shirt off Ready? Alright, catch the egg! Oh! Oh! Fake egg!

Fake egg. Oh, I wanna get some particular people with that. That was great catch. There's nothing but net. And you know hibachi week is coming soon. Oh! Oh my god! Four is looking right. coming soon. Yeah. One, two. Oh, my God.

Yeah, four is looking right. Why are you being timid opening the mouth? Four is looking precious. Yes. Yep. One, two. Come on. Three for eight.

Three for eight. Four. Did your teeth grow since the last time you did this? Yeah, nice little teeth. Yeah. Big teeth. Big, big teeth. Yeah. Big teeth. Big, big teeth.

Don't look at the chat. Do not look at the chat. Oh, dude. Oof. All right, all right, all right. Four. Does he get five? Lime was four and a half. This is huge.

I think he's got it. Two. Go, two. Go. Yes. Oh! Off the bottom lip. Off the bottom lip. God damn.

It was 10 for 10 on hit and face. That's what I'm good at, I guess. Yeah. That was my lunch. Yeah, you just had 10 pieces of chicken. You ate four chicken. That's actually like a whole meal, yeah. That's a lot of chicken.

Mmm. You just had ten pieces of chicken. You ate four chicken. Like a whole meal, yeah. That's a lot of chicken. What's this dude's name, by the way? It says it right there, Mr. Hibachi. What's your name? Ricky. Ricky. Ricky. Oh. All right.

That would be a really apt last name. You want to close the doors and you can let people eat? They're going to do a show. Oh, he has a show? Oh, wait. Oh, Ricky, wait. Hold on. Come here.

A magic show? Oh, you have a show. First of all, sit down and just tell us real quick, how long you been doing hibachi for? We've been doing this for around 12 years. 12 years? I pulled the mic closer to you. Around 12 years. Okay.

And you have a show that you do too? I mean, I do show the Hibachi show and interact with the people when they sit down. I bring the whole experience to your house. I love that. Hell yeah. Do you have a trick you want to show us? Yeah. What do you want?

The egg? Egg in the pocket? Egg in the head? Egg in the pocket. Yeah, whatever you want to show us. Show us your best trick. Yeah. And then we'll let people come and eat because I know people are hungry.

Cool. Okay. Love it. Ricky. Thanks, Ricky. Love it. Thank you, Ricky. Go, Michigan.

Go, Michigan. Oh, no. He pointed to you, too. Yeah. It's a good thing Stephen Shea isn't here. He's not. No, you don't need to explain. It is.

Yeah. That's all you need to say. No, you just be like, Ricky, are you a millionaire? Yeah. I feel like I have chicken in my face. You do. Oh. I want him to get minced with the egg.

Yeah, I'm pulling chicken out of my eyes. I'm a little sleepy. I'm feeling good. Well rested. All right, here we go. Egg trick. Whoa. Dude, this is sick. What the fuck, wait.

Are there people who have never gone to hibachi? Oh! Egg in the hat! What's he doing? He's spinning the egg. This guy's spinning the egg. Is that a fake egg or real egg? That's a real one. Yeah, these are real eggs. Jesus Christ. What the fuck?

Yo. Ain't no- What yo ain't no what all right? Prove me it's real egg. Oh Hey, see how high I could go okay? All right a great view Cracked out crack crack egg folks. He's spinning it Oh, that's a great view. Got a cracked egg. Cracked egg, cracked egg. We got a cracked egg, folks. He's spinning it.

Oh, my God. What the fuck? Oh, my God. How? Wow. How? No! What?

Oh, we got a cracked egg. That's okay. That was awesome. Way to go, Ricky. That was on purpose. Good job, Ricky. You're the man, Ricky. What's he doing to that? He's frying that baby up.

Oh, my God. Fucking Ricky. That is such a cool thing to be able to do. Yeah. Legend. All right, it's cooked This guy's like majestic Yeah great

Thank you Ricky Great work Ricky Spider do you want to close the doors And we'll let people eat I'll tell people Cause we basically did the We did the meanest thing Where we had the hibachi guy come in,

and it smelled like hibachi for the last two hours, and no one's eaten anything yet. This will make people appreciate him. Yeah. I could smell it in our studio. Yeah. Just seeping in there. Yeah. Hey, Stefan.

I'm mad at you guys. Why? Why are you letting me walk around with fucking posture like that photo that came out? Oh, I got gotta see the photo i look like a fucking question mark dude i like i don't know if it's like i know i have skinny arms i'm skinny guy but the i'd sick brag not even a brag it's not appealing okay but the way that i was hunched over this board game with this bump. I bought a posture corrector last night. I need everybody to start holding me accountable.

Let me see the picture. What the fuck am I doing? Look at that arch. What the fuck am I doing there? Look at that. That's bad, man. That's born on the internet. That's bad.

It's a smartphone thing. I need to buy a version table. I had to shame myself. Still get stuck in that shit. It's not good. It's not good at all. Oh, yeah. Somebody green-lined me, and it's like, look at that.

Damn. I didn't even see that is. Yeah. Look at that, man. That's brutal. Something's got to change. That's brutal. These chairs aren't fucking helping.

No. No, these chairs are kind of fucked. So wait, we got to hear about the sleepover. Yeah, what the fuck was this? Were you jealous? I almost crashed it just to bring some ice cream, and then I was like, no, the boys are having fun. We were up until 2.30.

Damn it. A lot of laughs. Danny Conrad fucking cried. Unbelievable. He actually cried? Yeah. Oh, yeah. About what? We got emotional. It was just like we actually cried yeah oh yeah about what

we got emotional it was just like we were just getting shit off our chest dude there's a there's an epidemic of male sadness happening

and this is the cure and it's a one night cure one night a month get with your boys don't don't treat this like a sleepover like I got too fucked up

and slept on the guy's couch you go there with the intent yep to sleep there I'm 50-50 on how authentic NBA Street it was got too fucked up and slept on the guy's couch. You go there with the intent to sleep there. I'm 50-50 on how authentic you are. You play board games, you play NBA Street. It was an incredible, much-needed night.

You guys got shit off your chests? Yeah. Collective chests? Yeah. I feel much better about my life today than I did yesterday. Wow. Wow. What did Danny Conrad cry about?

Yep. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's really fucked up. were there any hijinks yeah we tried to hide call we tried to prank call like 15 people yeah would you prank call white socks dave max um none of nobody picked up everybody had a script ready yeah what were you gonna say i'm rob from tech i'm sorry to call you so late we passed up over on your name i don't know why you never got called but we need this back tomorrow morning. We're getting all new laptops

for the office. There's a security thing. All the laptops are too dated. What size laptop do you currently have? What size laptop do you want? Do you want a QWERTY keyboard or alphabetical? Do you have a crush on anybody in the office? We were going to argue with them. That would have worked on Dave.

On White Sox Dave. Whatever size laptop he was going to recommend We were always going to push for the other size Are you sure you want the 14 inch? The 12 is way more You can carry that around I don't think you can handle the 14 inch No, no It's heavy

By the way, yet again If you look Nicky Smokes first in line Nicky Smokes first in line Every single lunch day. And that is a hefty plate. The one guy who didn't want free lunch every January, every day on January. The first guy in line every single day.

Oh, man, I wish you had gotten White Sox, Dave. I know. We could still get him. Yeah, you could definitely still get him. 100%. Did you guys compete against each other? Yes. Oh, yeah.

We played board games. Nick slapped Rudy around in NBA Street. Dominated him. Dominated him. And he was the bad boy. Oh, yeah. We played board games. Nick slapped Rudy around in NBA Street. Dominated him. Dominated him. And he was the bad boy. Oh, my. Yes. What an aesthetic game.

The visual. Oh, the best. You play in Harlem. That was my favorite. Yeah, yeah. We were playing in Harlem. Dude, Yao Ming is a cheat code in that game.

He's 7'6", and you can goaltend. It's crazy. That's awesome. He put up 12 and 15 blocks. In a game of 21. Yeah. I went 12. I double-doubled 12 and 15 and 15 yeah how long did that game take a long time yeah it took a while uh

we ordered pizzas but not the rule was you can't get a good pizza we got pizza hut okay which was great oh it was i love pizza i hate dominoes i'm gonna get it off my chest. I fucking love pizza. I got the pizzas for the boys. They forgot the breadsticks. I have a gluten intolerance, so I had a – that's why I came up. I had a nectarine while the boys were eating. Oh, hell yeah. The best was I was like, Nick, are we going to, like, order pizza?

Like, do you want to order it soon? And, like, I asked him that, like, three separate times, and then I remembered when the pizza got there that he couldn't eat it. It felt like a dirt bag. Wait, so it was Danny, Rudy, Mook, you? Yeah. Just four? Yeah. Could it have used more or was it four the right number? Four is good. We could have gone to six. Could have gone to six. Easily gone to six, yeah. And where'd you guys sleep? Rudy left late because he... Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I know, we're mad at him. Didn't want to out. What? He started stinking up the place. Oh. He did? His farts didn't... Let me know if this makes sense. His farts didn't smell like fart.

They smelled like poop. Oh. Wait, so Rudy was essentially the kid who got picked up by his mom. He was 100% that. Rudy was also the kid that wouldn't get off the video games when we asked him to get off the video games. We wanted to play NBA Street, and he was playing God of War. That's a one-player game. He was like, I keep losing.

Okay, so Rudy left at three, and then where did Mook and Danny Conrad sleep? Mook slept in guest bed, Danny Conrad couch. Wow. Yep. Danny Conrad kissed me on the forehead on his way out this morning. It was very nice. We watched cartoons at 2 a.m. Oh, yeah, One Punch Man. We watched cartoons at 2 a.m. Oh, yeah.

One Punch Man. One Punch Man. Great show. I think I want to do this one time. Yep, come. With you guys. Dude, it's not joking. It's the greatest thing I think a man can do to relieve stress and sadness.

It's sleepover with his boy. It's a reversion to childhood. It's not nostalgic. It's just you go right boy. It's a reversion to childhood. It's not nostalgic. It's just you go right back. Oh, man. I wanted to call my mom so bad, but I gave her a little heads up. I was like, hey. Oh, fuck.

What just happened? What? KB said same. Oh. Oh, damn it, dude. Yeah, Moot, gook go on hey could you ask i don't know can you yeah you could have this is my this is the one thing i can do i can say call your mom yeah yeah call your mom what's what's wrong with you call her tell her you

love her do it right now mook Do it right now, Mook. Do it right now. No, you don't have to. Do you want me to? She won't like it. Yeah, she won't. That was more like a quick hitter. Yeah, but she was like, whatever you do tonight, don't call me.

Yeah. That was pretty fucked up. No, it was the all male sleep. I was teaching the guys board games. Do you care if I sleep at Nick's tonight? Promise you won't be up late. Don't call me whatever you do. No, but that's kind of a do do nt call me yeah nick terrani call me oh do nt yeah yeah i don't like that do nt i don't like that yeah at all yeah she called

me a pussy yesterday too that was great that's awesome yeah for what uh we were talking about the snow in chicago tgi tweeted it if you could pull it up but she was like are you gonna take uh like are you gonna go to the office tomorrow and she was like are you gonna take the l i was like no i'll probably uber and then she just called me a pussy nice keeps you in check yeah danny conrad tried to chicago local me this morning i came downstairs and i was like there's a sparkle in my eye because of the beautiful snowfall. And he goes, I remember my first Chicago snow. And I said, bet you don't.

Yeah, true. Yeah, dickhead. I remember mine. Yeah, I mean, it was beautiful. It was really coming. Gorgeous. Looking out. Uh-oh.

Oh, we got a mincey. What could this possibly mean? He's just standing. He's just giving me. Every time he stands outside of the act, he's like a kid that throws up in the parents' doorway. Yeah. Mincy, go sit over there next to Nick. Why you fit it?

Yeah, why you fit it up, boy? Oh, there's a hint. It's the new winner. I mean, you know, I'm still mad. I'm a Louisiana guy. Louisiana guy. You do look prime. I just shoveled my entire driveway look.

What's popping out the back? Throwing it all together. How are we doing today, boys? Good. Lovely Friday. Are you going to answer any questions that were just asked? He didn't have headphones on yet. That was crazy. Can you give us a fit check?

Like what's on bottom, what's on top? How are you guys doing? I'm getting bunkered down for this winter. I'm not as Louisiana. I feel like I fear the worst with the Chicago winter, and so I feel like I'm overcompensating. I mean, I've told a lot of people there's going to be like two to three weeks where you want to kill yourself.

That would be less than normal. We made it pretty far so far, though. We made it very far. The next probably three, four weeks are probably going to suck. It's not the cold as much as it is the gray for me. I need sun rays. Yeah. You need to get one of those lamp lights.

You need your parcels. I'm a Eagles fan. You guys are. I think I'm rooting for them, and I think they'll blow out the Bucs. Okay. I have no hope. You want to come to the stream on Monday night? Roan's going to be here.

Yeah. Stephen Shea going up against Mook, Roan, this entire city of Philadelphia, Max. Yeah, getting our hold. You guys hate the team. You guys hate the players every single time. Even their hype video today was so pathetic. You don't like those dudes. You don't like them either?

No, no. No, no, I have no problem with them. I'm going to bet on them probably. We love those dudes. No, you don't. Love comes with hate and passion. No. Really fine line between love and hate.

No, yeah, you guys are toxic. You hate those dudes. You're toxic. Yeah, we're very toxic. Yeah. Yeah. But the hype video, I was talking to PFT about it. The fact that we let off with, I'm frustrated.

Yeah. The hype video was like, we suck. Yeah. But we could not suck anymore. It's like, we know. Their mindset is, we suck because your fans, they shower them with, you suck. Yeah, when they suck, we let them know. I don't know.

That might be counterproductive but when it's good it's good all right this kind of reminds me of like what do they say the hardest thing in the nfl it's the team that loses the super bowl that has the hardest journey the next year yeah like you make it all the way and get that close and then obviously their coordinators got raided and then you know you face all this adversity that's what this seemed like to me yeah um mincy so you have huge news. I also have some news for you. Which one do you want to do first, your news or my news?

Your news because I want to react. I'm going to react to whatever you're – I feel like – Announcements. Okay. I would like to – well, first of all, where are we at on the panic meter? We're down. I think we're down to – I'd say six and a half to seven. Oh, okay, because you think it's going to be Kaelin DeBoer?

I think DeBoer's the leader, but what I'm hearing is they're not even like, all my sources say they're not even looking at Lane. Okay. Like at all. He's not even being considered. Okay. So now I want to preface the news I have for you with saying I was not involved. I was given some news.

Okay. I was given some news Okay I was given some news TJ do you have the news? I'm kind of nervous That sounds kind of dreary What was that TJ? I have clips Big Cat's very connected in the sporting world

I don't know this sounds kind of I'm getting negative vibes right now Big Cat's a positive vibes guy I don't know where this is going I had nothing to do with it You washing your hands of it scares me even more vibes right now. Big Cat's positive vibes. God, I don't know where this is going. I know. I had nothing to do with it. You washing your hands of it scares me even more. Well, I'm telling you the truth.

You never lied to me. You never lied to me. This was not my doing. I was given something. Okay. Given some news. Let's see it then. I was given some... Oh, pages on the hibachi. Pages on the hibachi. I was given some information that I thought was pertinent to everything that's going on with Lane Kiffin, with the Alabama job opening, the sources that are flying around left and right, flights, this, that.

Okay, TJ, you got the news? Out with it. What I was saying was that he just wouldn't, like, he's just the type of person that's, like, the only time he'll put his phone down is when he's live. I think call one more time. This is time to shine. Yeah, call one more time, and then if he doesn't pick up, we have him text him again. Just be like, like, uh, yeah, I gotta go back to class.

Oh, nice. I got, hell yeah. Good, okay. I called. I know what this is. It took me about five, ten seconds. I guess yesterday the boys in the New York office were just fake sourcing Mincy all along.

That was the no-caller ID that was blowing me up three times during the act, and you're like, no, go take it. That's your source. All day long they were doing that. And I didn't really know what they were doing because then they're like, do you want the video? I was like, is it going to go in stool seats? They're like, no, we were just kind of messing with it.

Just having fun. So that was the Bill O'Brien fake report. And it was also, I think, a Kaelin DeBoer Seattle Times guy. So y'all are the Seattle Times guy? Yeah. Is he just realizing? Yeah. Yesterday he was on here.

He was taking calls. He was having sources. Dude, that's awesome. That was awesome. All the sources were the New York office. See, I just talked to him a minute ago. The Seattle Times, they just tried to prank me. Do you have one of the calls?

I've got text. Do you have one of the calls? I've got a bunch of text. Ben, who did you think was calling you? Boots on the ground in Alabama and then also a Seattle Times reporter. Is that something that happens to you? Like reporters call you from different regions? Yeah. I mean, you kind of reporters call you from different regions? Yeah.

I mean, you kind of just like, I feel like, yeah, that actually didn't seem weird to me. Cody said that Ben was just texting him as well. All right, here, I'm sending you, TJ, I'm sending you the screenshots of all these texts with me. This number, okay? I had two or three no-caller ID calls in the last three days. Hey, Ben, is this Reggie?

This is Reggie. I just gave you a text. I'm finally out of class. Yeah, yeah. I just stepped out of the app. I'm on the barstool, yeah. Oh, sorry, man. That's my bad.

No, this is great because this is content. I won't mention your name, though. This will be great when I step back on. I'll just say I heard from the back source and I'll say your name. So what's going on? Yeah, my co-worker, we've been switching in and out of class, but he was over at the Mount Moore facility, obviously, with

Saban leaving and then everything breaking down over there. But he did spot Bill O'Brien and saw him there. Now I don't know if that means head coach. Yeah, I don't know what that means either. What I hear is Jimmy Sexton's there. Why are you trading your information with the source?

I don't know. I just said cheat screen. Jensen gets a source call, and he just goes on a rant about everything. You're trying to outsource the source off. I know the Ties have been there, and they've been looking at him. He turned down the RC job last year, but Bill was spotted there from my friend. And, quote, he's happy to be back. So take it what you will, but that could be some smoke there,

but we're covering it as we speak right now. We're just switching in and out. And then the texts? Yeah, I'll send it to you right now tj i so mincy i was told that they were doing this while we were live on the yak i got a text about it no they were they were calling me on the note because they were blowing up my phone when i was talking they were the no caller all right so here it is mincy says uh you sure about to bore i still think it could happen to board definitely not going anywhere we've got confirmation here at the paper that he's just sick, and that's why he's in Miami and Seattle.

Am I in Seattle? His daughter's on the softball team as a primary reason. Wouldn't even think about leaving until she graduates, is what he's told Troy Dannen, Washington's AD. We can't run the story yet because DeBoer asked us to wait until he announces it himself. Again, huge fan. Love what you do.

You can share anything, but don't name, please. Don't want to spoil our DeBoer Connect. I'm just going to say DeBoer still being considered all good from what we've heard from him. There's a 0% chance he's staying in Seattle. And then you did report it. Oh, wait. See you trending on Twitter right now.

Good stuff. You were trending on Twitter? Yeah. Yeah. It was him, Trump. It was all time. Here's Mincy reporting. I just got a call from Seattle Times.

Wait, you said their name. Yeah, wait, you're not supposed to say their name. I didn't say their name. I just said their name. But that's a pretty good. You could guess who that is. Wait. Mincy, they said don't name, and you said Seattle Times reporter.

What are you going to do, man? I don't know. But either way, hey, whatever, man. The trending Twitter lineup was me, Donald Trump, Vivek, and Arch Manning. That's biweekly for you. That's an unreal lineup. You are always trending. When they told me they were doing this, I felt a little bad,

and then I was like, nah, Mincy bounces back. Oh, I don't care. You thought who is Reggie in class? You thought that was the reporter? Used his boots on the ground source. Student in Alabama. Occasionally. So he had a rumor that Bill O'Brien was in Tuscaloosa.

Then he also had a report that DeBoer was staying in Seattle from Seattle Times. And the Seattle Times one just had, no, I was texting. Dude, they texted me before I came on the act. That last text thread was like four minutes ago. Right. Yeah. That was Kare ago. Right. Yeah. That was Kareem. Yeah.

Yeah. I get that now. Yeah. What was Kareem saying in that video? They tried to, and then they tried to say that Lane, they were concerned. Yeah, hey, it's Matt. How you doing? Yeah, I was with Kareem.

Good. Like I said, man, I'm just a big stoolie. I wanted to let you know on the news. We're coming out at 3 o'clock with a story about it. But, yeah, DeBoer's staying. I heard Sexton's in town. He confirmed to me that he's just there about Kiffin and not actually about DeBoer. What'd you say?

Sorry, you cut out. This was a recurring theme that Mincy's self-admitted. I didn't talk to him on the phone. He had bad service. I like every single one of these calls. About Kiffin and not DeBoer. And DeBoer did have a meeting with his team where he said he's staying. He wants to continue on the momentum from last season.

He knows he's losing a couple guys, but they got a good recruiting class coming in there to Seattle, and he's just going to stick around. You're still cutting out, wouldn't you? Please don't name us. I'll just say your job. Funny as. So, Mincy, how many sources are you?

Do you have real sources? I have. Are we going to do a little protocol check, like figure out, like, hey, next time we've got to vet some of these sources? We need some controls in place. Right. I just can't. God, I just feel like I should learn anything.

I told myself, and I finally called y'all a couple times a couple months ago, I trained my brain that anything that happens between noon and 2 p.m., you can't take seriously. That's smart. No, and I finally called y'all in a couple, and y'all were like, oh, he's finally catching on. Yeah, no, you did catch us. Yeah, but I finally caught on a couple, and y'all were like, oh, he's finally catching on. Yeah, no, you did catch us. Yeah, but I apparently forgot.

This one, yeah. But no, this wasn't, like I said, this wasn't a yak thing. Like, I didn't tell these guys to do it. They just started doing it. That was brilliant. When we were on the yak yesterday, Chuck texted me. He was like, hey, half of Mincy's sources are just Kareem and Travi. It's pretty funny.

I got to say, that's pretty hilarious. That's, I mean, I got to go. So now where's the panic meter? Because now you know Seattle Times was not a real source. And now I'm getting texts that the Seattle Times guy's saying I am real and what's going on. So I'm so confused right now. The Seattle Times guy's going, what are you talking about?

Call me now, I'm real. He just texted me that a second ago. Wait, you should call him. Give him a buzz. Alright, let's call him from the act. Yeah. Let's call him. Let's do it. Alright, you're getting a call. I love the name Reggie. It's a white guy from the South.

It's just Travi's accent to like 110%. He is from Alabama, the South. Hello? Matt. Into the mic, Matt. Into the mic.

All right, Matt, you're on the barstool yak. We're trying to prove you're a real person and not fake. Into the mic. Into the mic. No, no, the bottom of it. The bottom of it. What am I doing? Put it on speaker.

Put the speaker. Put it on speaker. I'm on speaker. No, no, put the speaker towards the mic. Wait. All right. Give me the phone. Give me the phone.

No, no. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. I'll do it. I'm giving my phone to Big Cat. All right. All right. All right.

All right. Give it to me. Wait. Okay. Kareem, do you think Minnesota can win tonight? Oh, dude, fuck you. It was Kareem. That's Kareem's voice.

I thought it was. That was Kareem's voice the whole time. Yeah, I thought it was. I didn't actually think it was. What just happened? He still? He still thought it was a real person. He was trying to like.

You think the Seattle Times guy. You watched Kareem say he was Matt in the same voice as that Matt for the Seattle Times. Yeah, I thought that was – I see where the lines are blurred because this is something that you have gleaned legit information over the course of – Yeah, no, I definitely have. And this is a regular occurrence. Yeah.

So when somebody just pranks you, yeah, that's just your – I feel like whenever I was created into the universe, there's never been someone that's more gullible. I feel like I'm just a walking target for this stuff but it's cool you know it's just it's unreal like i just can't at some point my awareness should kick in and be like i mean you've been pranked hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of times by the same exact people and always between noon and 2 p.m like you look through it it's like if it's during the act there's like an 80 chance i'm getting screwed with yeah that's one deal i still can't process it's just unreal but for every time you've

been pranked how many times have you been praised no i mean it's great like i just i mean i i swear i know this sounds cheesy but like i like try to live by like the motto like take what you do seriously but don't take yourself too seriously that you are great at that that's the only and that's how i survive that's why i was saying like when i told someone that uh we had these videos this morning i think i was talking to hank and i was like this like i feel kind of bad it's like kind of mean and i was like wait no i don't like mincy bounces back from everything everything yeah no you you don't take damage no and and it's even changed more after what happened last year because now, like, I mean, misunderstandings, clearly. But now, like, everything's off my back.

Yeah, that's a great way to live. Wait, but I have a question for you, Mincy. How much money have you won playing poker in your life? In my career, I've cashed, well, cashing and winning is different, but I've cashed live poker, I've cashed for over $600,000. And online, I've cashed for, like, $1.5 million. How? Shit. Well, I mean, I played a lot of buy-ins no I know but how because I've got you've seen my brain with numbers and stuff but like you get bluffed all the time yeah yeah but I've got like okay so the poker thing why it works for me the live and online are different live it's psychological at the table so So I'm always kind of fighting.

Like, my personality is so outsized and so big that I know how, when I'm in these environments, people react to it. And so the live poker thing is I make everybody think I'm a nutbag, which I probably kind of am. And I use that to set them up to, like, when I get really good hands, they don't believe me because they're just like, this dude's a maniac. I can never believe he has anything. But then the online is like almost like day trading stocks.

You just get a ton of info and make as quick a decision as you can given the time frame, but I'm a middle math wizard. And so that's like right up my alley. You're a one of one. I know I say this is Chase's one of one, but I think we've done – actually, Frank's going to come in here in a minute. I think we have three one-of-ones. Yeah.

It's almost impossible how many one-of-ones. It's crazy. We're collecting all the one-of-ones. Unicorns. What a company. What a company. What a company. Dude, and I just get to never feel like I just get to be myself here every day.

Yeah, TJ, I just sent you the text if you want to put that up too. This is – Kareem just showed me. He spoofed his number to be a Seattle times or Seattle area code. He did a good job. Yeah. But I, I still don't know. We showed you Kareem.

Dude, I'm real. What are they talking about? Call me now. We showed you Kareem calling you and then you're like, wait, but he's saying that he's still real. Yeah, I guess I don't know.

That's a good answer. I don't know. That's a great answer. Too much was happening and my brain was getting up. I did feel a little bad about that, but again, I think you bounce back. So do you have real sources? Yes, I have one real guy. Are you sure?

Yes, I'm one real guy. Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. Okay. Yeah, I'm sure. Okay. And do you want the latest I've heard from the one I trust? Yes. Okay. DeBoer still in front right now, Washington.

Mike Norvell is being considered from Florida State. Wait, does this source have any – are these cross-sources at all? Is it any of the Seattle Times? No, this is the same as – this is also the same that was saying the Lanning stuff, that they were all in, and then Lanning – And he got that wrong. Well, they were all in on him. Right, okay.

Material change. Yeah, he took the money. Okay. But anyway, DeBoer from Washington, I think number one. They're flirting with Norvell, but I think Norvell's posturing may stay at Florida State. But the thing on Norvell, if there was ever an exit point from Florida State, it's right now.

But didn't he just announce that he stayed? Did he? I'm pretty sure that he's going to take a new contract. Okay. Okay. Well, and then I was looking at some offshore stuff that obviously I'm not going to mention here, but like Dabo's odds changed a ton, and like it made it seem like they thought Dabo had a shot at it, which I didn't think he would because of how bad he's been with the NIL

and the portal. And then the other name that keeps getting mentioned is Glenn Schumann, who's the Georgia defensive coordinator, but I just can't see Alabama hiring a 34-, 35-year-old defensive coordinator. Okay, so no Lane Kiffin? No.'re supposedly lane not even considered okay so and all right i'm worried if people keep turning it down at what point yeah i'm happy for you and i i also don't want you to deter yourself from being in the source game i like no i'm all about it mincy

sources is great i'm right. I'm actually right. I mean, over the couple years, I mean, you've seen I've hit some stuff. What? Sean Payton retiring. I caught that early. Yeah, you did. I did catch the Sean Payton retiring early. Yep. That was the main one I remember.

But I remember I posted some and it hadn't been bad. All right. Just all the shots you don't take. So that's settled. We have big news, though. Yes. Should we do the breaking news music? Hit the breaking news music, boys.

And make sure we clip this and put it out. He's hitting the breaking news music. Hold on. There's no way anybody can guess. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Ain't no way. Oh, boy. Ain boy no way oh boy no way it's bad oh boy what act three or 2.5 or still two i'm not sure okay you're nailing this breaking news so mental math wednesday 8 a.m., the return of Wake Up Mincy. We're back. We're back. Texted Dave Portnoy today. Got the blessing from him.

Have talked to Big Cat. Met with Hank. Met with production. We're all on the same page. Going to be a few changes here. Excited about them. The production is going to be a little scale back from the big board. We had a big scene.

I think we're going to go with a theme. I mean where it's going to feel like we're on probation maybe. That's a good theme. We're going to be in a podcast room. It's going to be set up kind of like Walk the Line was. Yes. I got a question. Yes. I got a question.

Are you sure it's the theme and you're just not on probation? I am on probation. Wait, the theme is probation? No. It's a good spin zone. Like the visual theme is probation? No, it's just just gonna be scaled down like it's gonna like but he's also in real life on probation no doubt no

and then also i can't blame anyone i'm not gonna say names but during these meetings production has been more than apparent of like we're if something happens it's on you and moody like we're washing our hands of everything you're too much of a liability yes yeah and i told him i didn't blame him like i'm not but you know bad boy i got a question what's that so uh wednesday 8 a.m yes return of wake up mincy yes uh who's gonna be the first guest i mean the first guest of act one and two was was was big cat it has to be the first guest act all All right. It has to be. I start every new season.

So wait, it's Wednesday. Wednesday is the first episode? First one, Wednesday. And then you're doing Thursday, Friday? I'm doing Wednesday, Thursday. Okay. Look, we're doing Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Okay, cool.

We're not Tuesday. We're testing everything. Like Moody is coming in Monday, and we're going to walk through Tuesday and make sure everything is set up. I didn't want to do it until we did that and make sure. So, okay, the stuff with the dump button. We've got a one-minute delay on YouTube. make sure everything you know set up i didn't want to do it until we did that make sure so okay the stuff with the dump button we've got a one minute delay okay on youtube okay you can really

stretch it out now we got a one minute delay on youtube with the dump thing uh there was talk of it being pre-recorded but that that would kill our views and buzz like that's we have to you have to be live uh you know so basically moody my buddy my guy's gonna produce it he is the man and i can't think higher of him and we go back six seven years super talented he's gonna be up here there there's for the time being we're probably gonna be on a couple weeks and then off a couple weeks until because he has to go back to louisiana work since he's not full time here so we're we might have a lot of different acts here but we're rolling i love it so like you're, like, you're going to go, like, two weeks and then do, like, a week off, and then he's going to come back up?

It's going to be, yeah, whenever he can. But he also, like, he calls MMA fights. He does stuff for ESPN3, calls games. And, you know, he's, I mean, like I said, I go back six, seven years with him. But, you know, he's staying with me and grinding and doing the true Barstool way. You know, he knows the deal. We build it.

You know, Good things happen. He's got the right attitude, and he's excited about it, and that's what we're doing. Just to clarify something from the earlier conversation, an hour ago, Mincy, hour and a half ago, Mike Norvell re-signed with Florida State. Good. I missed that tweet.

That's okay. That's okay. We're a little late on the sources, I guess, this morning. Sure. Yeah, I'm sure that happens. So Mike Nor tweet. That's okay. That's okay. We're a little late on the sources, I guess, this morning. Sure. Yeah, I'm sure that happens. So Mike Norvell back with Florida State. I can't say I'm too surprised there. Can you confirm it?

I do think that was an exit point, though, from Florida State, you know, like after the undefeated season. Yeah. And they're in some NIL. How do you get in trouble for NIL? Everybody pays the players legally. I agree. It's stupid.

I mean, they just hate Florida State. The NCAA does. It's stupid. I mean, they just hate Florida State. The NCAA does. Who's guest two? I believe, so I think there's a good chance Stu's also going to be involved on Wednesday, so we may really blast it day one because that's the last advisors. Yep. And so he's going to be around. And so that's as far as we've gotten so far.

I'm going to get – We've got to book a guest, too. We'll book a guest, too. He's going to be involved, too. Oh, Nick. Yeah. Do you want me to try to book you a guest, too? Ooh.

Sure. Okay. Nick, can you do Thursday 8 a.m. Wake Up Mincy? I would love to. Hey, Mincy, I just booked Nick. I love being on Wake Up Mincy. Let's go. You're the Grim Reaper.

I'm the Harbinger of Death for that program. I think every episode I'm on, the next episode something very bad happens yeah so i think we're gonna really like theme of probation though yeah i mean we're gonna lean in you know i mean the true bar's still away you just gotta take it stride take it to the face what are the betting odds how many shows that we get canceled again so i think we need to put an over under on how many it takes before either an incident happens or we get canceled one minute delay is a long time i heard though that the delay on youtube is like if you hit it it just the whole screen goes black and the show ends that's even funnier yeah that will probably happen a few times people will just have to well the thing is too on

the moody front like we we we're not comfortable like doing remote production because of the situation and the dump button and all that and so that's why he has to like be in here word for word got it you know got it so that's kind of the you could just recommended you could get that uh west virginia recruit that uh for the second episode oh yeah dual threat yeah he plays basketball. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. No comment. You're a big college football guy. You don't know what we're talking about. That would be a big guest.

McAfee had him. Oh. I got nothing to say. I got absolutely nothing to say whatsoever. Let's book him for show two. I think we should. Yeah. Somebody's guest hosting if that happens.

RG3 had him on. RG3 had him on. Good for RG3. You know. So you're not going to take him as a guest? If he goes to McAfee? Wait, are you denying him? I will sprint as far away from that situation as I can.

Tough hand position. Yeah, boys, I'm still'm still i'm gonna be scarred for a long long time and uh the wounds are still way way way too fresh to even like i take them all in stride but like you can probably see my face getting red right now on that one no no you don't get you don't get flustered never but i'm excited though i so so so the schedule is wednesday thursday next week's wednesday wednesday it. It's going to be Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Every week? First two weeks.

It's Wednesday, Thursday. It's every week the first two weeks. No, no. It's Wednesday, Thursday, then Tuesday, Wednesday. This next act is five days, and then he's coming back mid-February for two weeks. Oh, great. So we're going to miss the Super Bowl week when y'all are in Vegas. When is he coming back?

He's coming back. So his trip is he comes on this Monday and leaves the next Thursday. Got it. And then the next time he comes back was February. It's right after the Super Bowl. So we're going to miss February 1st. Yes. Okay. That's good.

The week y'all are in Vegas. And then also I want to shout this. The other thing I've talked about that I want to build and I think I could really do well at uh I'm trying to build that YouTube channel and I'm going to start doing like I've got my hands I'd actually curious to hear y'all's feedback real quick on this I got my hands on a lot of different worlds sort of poker world music college baseball gambling uh etc And so I'm going to start doing different content, all that, on the YouTube channel. And that's something else we can build.

And I think, you know, obviously it's going to take some time. Anything does. I've got a fun one booked for next week, Rohan Davey, the old LSU and Patriot quarterback. Oh, hell yes. Telling all Nick Saban and Bill Belichick stories. Love that. That would be great.

But I'm going to start doing, like, trying to get something out daily on that. And then with Wake Up Mincy being 8 a..m like the days we don't have it i'm just gonna try to drop something different at 8 a.m every morning okay right in the good yeah just scheduling ahead so you're not so uh he'll be back act three act three is five the the original act three is gonna be five shows mid february and then what and then march 1st is a friday april 1st is a monday what about may 1st that's a wednesday west is a Monday. What about May 1st? That's a Wednesday.

We're going to focus on the here and now. Okay. Just trying to get ahead of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm excited. I'm excited. It's going to be good. August 1st is a Thursday.

May 1st is a one year, no? October 1st is Tuesday. Yeah, May 1st is one year. That's got to be. Oh. Yeah. That's the first of the month? Yeah, that was That's got to be. Oh. Yeah. That's the first of the month? Yeah, that was the first of the month.

Oh. Okay. We got to do a special show for that. What if we got Bone Thugs-N-Harmony to come in? They can sing it. Would you stop yourself from singing it? Could you? I would stand back and watch them do it.

I wouldn't. All right, I'm excited, Min all right i'm excited mincy i'm excited everything and uh yeah and just uh and i believe i would also get the ruling on this i think we're still good uh if the rule is if you're in the room live i'm okay so you'll be in the room for the halftime show the super bowl stream right oh man i forgot we have that are you coming to oh no it's here yeah i'm planning on it i just want to be sure as long as you're in the room i would like i've got a really good request yeah i'm pretty sure what i'm doing already and i got a good idea though okay well i i would like to get we'll get i want to get a stage i should be able to do it out on the court little vegas theme it's vegas super bowl so i'm trying to come up with some vegas my only complaint about the

halftime show last year is you just left us wanting more. I'd like a little bit longer. Maybe a costume change? Don't let them. This is your thing. Don't let them dictate. I feel good about the costume situation for this year. Okay, but how many songs are we going to do? Like last year was only

like... One and a half. Yeah. Can we get like two or three? I have a request. Can we get a wardrobe malfunction? Like nip slip? I can go two. I've got the plan right now on songs is two. So I can commit the two on that. And I think it's going to-

I would like a wardrobe change in between one and two. I don't think that's going to work with the thing. You'll see. Just trust me. The tech. Just trust me with what I'm planning. We've got to go for one wardrobe for it. And since halftime shows become legendary.

Well, heck yeah. I can't wait. So all good things, though, dude. 2024, man. Really, you know. Love it, Mintzy. Is this third act of life? Okay.

It's either 2.5 or 2 still. Okay. I don't feel like you can do 40 years and then do six months and say that's an act. Right. I think you can. I think you could say maybe it's season three of Wake Up, Mintzy. Okay. I don't feel like you can do 40 years and then do six months and say that's an act. Right. I think you can. I think you could say maybe it's season three of Wake Up, Mincy. Okay. You think I can?

I don't know. Oh, Frank's getting – oh, Frank's trying to catch. Mincy, thank you so much. Get excited next week. We're going to have Frank and Mincy. Can you open these doors before you leave? I can do whatever. How do I do that?

You got one side, and we went to the other side. Just want to make sure I do it right. You'll do it. You will. Thanks, Mincy. I'm excited side. Just want to make sure I do it right. You'll do it. You will. Thanks, Mincy. I'm excited for you. Thank you all. Hey, subscribe.

Hey, please subscribe to Barstool Mincy YouTube channel. I'm trying to get it. It's like 7,500 now. I'm trying to get to 10K as fast as I can. That'd be great. Let's do that. Okay, so Frank's going. I don't think he's got one yet.

Frank and Nicky Smokes just decided a Dolphins game bet. It might be the worst one in the history of Barstool Sports. What? Wait, no, let Frank tell us. Yeah, I sent you the tweet. It's on Vivo already. Is Mincy gonna... He's gonna hit the camera. He's got this. Oh, you did it! There we go.

There we go. I think you gotta fold that the other one, Mincy. Yup. Bang. Bang. Oh, Frank. that the other one mincy that was you frank yep bang bang oh frank frank's getting into his oh jesus christ nicky smoke all right wait frank is getting in his catcher's pose right has he caught one yet no he hasn't there's just chicken all over the floor all right come on frank you got this frank come on, Frank. You got this, Frank. Come on, Frank. Oh, no.

Look at the floor. A lot of chicken. A lot of chicken. There's chicken everywhere. There's chicken everywhere. Fleming, what's up, you dog? Frank, get in here. Sit on down.

We miss you, man. We love you and miss you. What's going on? Good to see you, Tank. Frank, let's start with this. That hat is fucking awesome. It's a nice hat. Holy shit, that's a great hat.

Matching glasses, too. That is a... I'm jealous of that hat. It's corduroy, too, huh? Yes, it is. Holy shit, that's a great hat. Love it. Frank, hello.

Congratulations on Walk 100. Yes, and did you see Frank's... I'm going to be doing Frank Walks. It's going to be a series. I don't know how often it's going to drop, but whenever we can grab somebody like J.J. Watt, and J.J. Watt was awesome on the walk. The best. I mean, I walked for about 40 minutes from his hotel to CBS Studios, and it was a great

walk. The bad weather, you know, it was a little freezing rain, and at least in New York, they know how to put down rock salt. Here in Chicago, apparently, they haven't been told that that's been invented yet. Well, it just started snowing this morning. Yeah, well, it's not snowing anymore. It's freezing rain, which is ten times worse than snow. I would imagine there'll be some rock salt on.

I mean, I almost went down three times outside Luminati's. Oh, damn. I mean, it was going to be the point where I was going to have to buy. I was going to fall, and I was going to own Luminati. Yeah. Hell yeah. You know what that means? That means didn't crust pizza for everyone.

Yeah, I love it. The world. So I like this walk series. This is going to be great. Have you thought about adding maybe wine? Wine? No wine. You look both ways when you cross the street.

What if it was wine with Frank? Wine walk with Frank? It's W-H-I-N-E. That might work. That might work. I mean, the Dolphins are getting so many injuries. I've never seen injuries celebrated by people like Colin Couchard. Yeah, Couchard?

Yeah, Colin Couchard. Unlike Steven Scott Van Pelt, Colin Couchard has no redeeming qualities. Damn. All right, so let's see this bet. Yeah, what's the bet you have with Nicky Smokes? Also, Frank just did a video. We'll get to it actually after. All right, so here's the bet.

Let's do it. Holy shit. If the Dolphins win, Nicky Smokes gets to do a shoeie out of Frank's shoe. Post-walk. What do you mean? Gets to. Gets mean? Gets to. Gets to. Gets to.

And what do you have to do if they lose? He's blessed with the opportunity. Yeah, what's the, what? That's. And that was in 2022. Five years. I have not worn socks in five years. I'm dogs must be barking, Frank.

Damn. I go to a few shoes a year yeah uh i i dickie smokes realizing what i don't understand the bet yeah so if the dolphins win he he does he gets to he has the honor of doing a shoey out of your sockless shoe and if the dolphins lose what uh uh nick Smokes has to admit Frank was right. You're saying the Dolphins are going to lose. That's your bet. Let's be some positive. Still doesn't make any sense.

There is no positive. I try to be positive about the Devils and Jack Hughes got hurt. I try to be... Here we go, Frank. This is for you. I got this for you. Put that on, Frank. I want for you. I got this for you. Put that on, Frank. I want you wearing that until- No negativity allowed.

Yeah. Grant Cardone taught us that. Put that sucker on. No negativity allowed. What if it doesn't fit, though? Then it's allowed. Yeah. It's allowed.

It'll probably snap. If it doesn't fit, you're allowed to be negative as hell. Nah. No negativity allowed. You got it. He's got it. Yes. No, he's got it. He's got it. No negativity allowed. Here comes Max for seconds, probably thirds. What you got?

Max in the cut. Clean plate club. Oh, yeah. We're also going to be doing a walk today about 3.30. Not sure exactly where we're going to be walking, but we're going to be walking at 3.30. I'm going to be walking with Nicky. Okay.

Maybe Ben Mitchell will join us, and anyone who wants to join us can join us. Yeah. We'll tweet out eventually where we're going to go. We just have to find a clearing spot where I don't fall on my ass. Yeah. Love it. I mean, Sting told us the solution to these days like this. It's called rock salt.

You don't have to slip on the wet ice. Rock salt. Put it down tonight and nobody's going to fall under us. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. What was that? I was trying to do Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Oh, you kind of nailed it. Yeah. When you said that, I was like, is thatareem abdul-jabbar oh you kind of nailed it yeah i when you said that i was like is that kareem abdul-jabbar i'm kareem abdul-jabbar

uh frank you just dunked on this this poor duke college baseball kid if people didn't see there's a video of a college baseball player from Duke who named every winner of the World Series since 1901. Frank then did a 13-minute video naming every matchup and how many games. I could do this. And he just sat there. Unbelievable. Let's play a little of it. It's 13 minutes? was convinced to play in 05, and the New York Giants defeated the Philadelphia Athletics

four games to one. The Battle of Chicago, 1906, it was the White Sox taking down the Cubs in six. In 1907 and 1908, the Cubs did win the World Series, and both instances beat the Detroit Tigers. One was a sweep. One was a five-game series. I'm kind of a little fuzzy on which one is which.

Incredible. Frank, you're a wet. He's dunked on that guy. Well, I saw the video, and I took it personally. Yeah. Why? Why? Does that kid think, thought he was hot shit?

He did. He did. he did. Frank had to let him know. Yeah. And you did two times the work. Yeah. Did you have to brush up at all, or did you have that locked in? Yeah.

For, I mean, I might be a little fuzzy on hockey. A couple of years doing hockey, because there was a period of hockey where it was just basically the Canelions and the Maple Leafs flipping back the Stanley Cup back and forth. The Red Wings won 54 and 55. The Blackhawks won 61. But basically from 43 to, well, even past that in the original six-year-old from 43 to 67, except for a few years. It was either the Montreal Canadiens or the Toronto Maple Leafs

that won the Stanley Cup. And like I said, a few years, the Red Wings stuck their neck in there and won a couple, and the Blackhawks won in 61. You got it all. You could probably do that in football easily, too. Super Bowls is super easy. Yeah, super easy. Super easy.

Like Super Bowl XV. That was the Oakland Raiders beating the Philadelphia Eagles at the Superdome in New Orleans. Frank, if you're the Harry Potter of sports trivia, who's your Voldemort? Oh, Schwab? I don't know. I don't know. You have any rivals, or are they all just little boys? We'll see.

How are Frank and the Frankettes doing? We had a rough loss this week to ZD. I mixed up time in Newsweek magazine, and they didn't get my little nugget out there. I tried to be too cute. I should have said Al Pacino. Yeah, as long as you admit it. I should have said Al Pacino.

I should have come out and said Al Pacino. I thought you would catch on to me saying Dunker Chino. You made a Jack and Jill reference. Yes. Wait, you knew the answer, and you just— I don't think he knew. That's why he was trying to save himself in case that wasn't correct i didn't know who the inside was i had the inside i said it and

but i wasn't i i well duncan chino thinking you would know right but we need to get that we needed to get that loss out of the way um and uh there was a seinfeld uh niche question where i said newsweek instead of time and it I was like 50-50 maybe. And I thought because Newsweek is always owned by NBC, they might phone it on Newsweek. But that game you also got music right, which you never get. So you made up for it. We needed to get the loss out of the way.

We're going to be in Vegas with brand new uniforms too. Yep. Who is all in Vegas? I know it's going to be us, ZD, I guess the Big Four. Yeah, the Big Four teams. Big Four. Are we? Is Yak one of the Big Fours?

Yeah, I think so, man. Really? Yeah. If you ask me, the Big Four in a dozen trivia is definitely us. It's ZD, it's the Yak, and the Experts. So not the reigning champs? Who are the reigning champs? Who are the reigning champs? Oh, shit.

Not Kirk? Is it a big five? No. Well, Kirk, his team changes every time. Is he a new blood, not a blue blood? No, I think he's a blue blood, but then the team is a new blood. It's so interchangeable. We're rock solid.

Because he's the best tribute player, that's a fact. I beat him into one-on-one. You did? I missed that. KB ended up winning that one-on-one. Yeah, and I'm not the best trivia player. So then Kirk still is the best trivia player. Probably.

Yeah. I think he won the MVP last year. Yeah. Regular season and postseason. Yeah. I mean, I'll have my good days out my bad days like i said i try to be too cute trying to say duncancino yeah listen we got it out of our system if that was in the tournament that's a different story but we're we're yeah well i now know not to do that again yeah don't say duncancino again oh you're trying to be you're

trying to be too cute losing all this weight yeah what the you're what what are you how much are you now last I do monthly weigh-ins my last weigh-in was 343 wow

and you were over 5 at one point the highest the worst I ever got was in 2016 in 2016 I was over 500

Jesus man I'm so proud and how what has it done to your mental health? Be honest. Nothing, because... You think there's a number that your mental health will, like, just click

and you'll just be positive, Frank? No. Positive Frank is dead forever. The Mets are going to trade Pete Alonso. Jack Hughes is out for the rest of the season. The Dolphins, everyone's interested in it. And I hear LeBron James is trying to get Tyree Kelly to go to the Chargers. Oh.

LeBron does do – he will be recruiting like that. He'll recruit to the Chargers. Oh, yeah. What year did Positive Frank die? I was going to say. Yeah. When were you positive last? The last gasp of Positive Frank died in 2007.

That was Beltran? No, that was the year after Beltran. Oh. What was the turning point? Was that when the Phillies? The collapse. Oh. But Frank, I'm very proud of you.

I hear that song. I hear that song by Free Fallen by Tom Petty. And it just reminds me of that collapse. And I've heard that song eight times since New Year's Day, since New Year's Eve when the Dolphins lost to the Ravens.

Damn. The Dolphins season has gone a little bit. And it's all fucking injuries. There's nothing else. But doesn't that make you feel better about the future? No, no, no. They're going to fuck it up. Are the Dolphins about to play in negative

30 degree weather? Yeah. And then you have Stephen A. Smith going, you know, two is not an athlete! And the Dolphins injuries, I just got one thing to say. I don't root for injuries, but this one I love. He said that?

I mean, we all know that he... He thought it. Well, Colin Cowherd said it. Yeah. Cowherd's a hater. Colin Cowherd is the worst fucking goddamn... He has no fucking talent, no fucking personality. He is the worst

fucking sports commentator that's ever fucking lived. I mean, my fucking God. I have more fucking sports knowledge than my goddamn motherfucking pinky that I have. This asshole's fucking whole fucking... I love that you're wearing a no negativity bracelet now. He raised his pinky with the no negativity bracelet. But yeah, Colin Couch heard. So Frank, tomorrow night, how are you feeling about the stream with Nicky Smokes?

Because he is part of the blame, right? Yes, he is. A big part. A big part. First off, you never tweet a game. I mean, they didn't play well against the Titans. And you don't tweet out the game's over until the game's over. Right.

And then he's laughing at the Bills. And meanwhile, the Bills have a very easy schedule. And you have tony romo boy i hate him too yeah i'm with you on that i i mean i did my hatred for tony romo so bad i might actually have to watch the nickelodeon broadcast for the fucking superbowl how long are you staying here frank uh i'll be here through monday i'll be nice oh great great uh you raw dogging anywhere? We're going to do a raw dogging in a few minutes I'm going to go do some raw dogging today I'm going to try to do some raw dogging tomorrow We'll see about Sunday

I'll definitely do some raw dogging on Monday I'll be in the office on Monday for a little bit Coming back here for the stream I'll be here for Sunday too Yeah, awesome Fantastic Love it You like it here? I'm excited to have you on the stream Yep, me and here for sunday too yeah awesome fantastic love it you like it here i'm excited to have you on the stream yep uh we uh me and jenks drove out here yesterday we're gonna

drive back home tuesday uh i hear uh i i saw the forecast was 8 to 12 inches of snow and then i get outside and it's slush yeah i'd rather have snow than slush how do you feel about the uh che trip he'll be driving with you uh That's going to be fun. We got to, over the next few days, we'll find out our path that we're going to take. I love it. How many stops do you think you'll take along the way? Well, I try to do one or two raw dog stops a day. We'll do a stop for a walk so I can get to my 10,000 steps.

So three stops a day? Yeah. Maybe we'll do like a two-in-one stop where we'll stop, do a raw dog in that. Yeah. I basically need to go to the bathroom every two to three hours. Okay. We'll need gas every now and then. So we'll make it.

We'll make it. How many days do you think it'll take? I don't know. We'll see what path it'll take. Yeah. There's several states I haven't been to out west. I've never actually been to Nevada. No.

Going to Vegas will be the first time I ever actually go to Nevada. I've only been to the airport in Utah, so that would be an interesting state. Never been to New Mexico. You know what? I don't know what path we're going to take. Yeah, you can go to New Mexico. Yeah. I've done that.

But if we take a path that takes us near Four Corners, I think I'm going to have to walk around Four Corners. That would be a great walk. The Four Corners walk would be great. I would love a raw dogging on the Hoover Dam. Raw dogging on the Hoover Dam. I hear there's a, I don't know where Albuquerque is, but maybe we could see Albuquerque. There's like a hot dog place that was featured in Breaking Bad.

Yep. Albuquerque. I like the way you said Albuquerque. Albuquerque. Albuquerque. You know Al Albuquerque. I like the way you said Albuquerque. Albuquerque. Al Albuquerque. Yeah. You know Al Alberg, right? You know who was intern at the office this last summer? Yeah, Francesa's son.

Yes. All-time clip. Can you find it, TJ? Al Albuquerque, Francesa. The best. Frank, I have one last question for you because I know you're going to go raw dog in a second. It feels like you're on a real hot streak. Yeah.

Like, has the fame changed you at all i don't know i'm still angry and pissed off at everything okay so that's good i do think and i'm being dead honest like i think if you went q rating which i think is just how many people know someone i think dave's one i think you're two now are you you're giving up the mantle yeah i don't think i'm two i think it's frank i think you're two now Are you You're giving up the mantle Yeah I don't think I'm two I think it's Frank I think Jerry might be two Three I guess maybe in like

Celebrity circles And like professional athlete circles Frank is the guy Yeah He could be one Yeah You might be one Well that's why

That's why We're gonna try to do More collaborations too In New York We're gonna be Probably doing another Hank's Cooks for the office, filming that pretty soon. I mean, I'm doing the Tanks Cooks once a week.

This week I did Tanks Cooks. Why don't you do a Tanks Cook on Monday here? I'm willing to do it. Is Chef Donnie going to be in town? Yeah, he should be. I don't know. We'll try to find something to cook. Who's like a horrible pro athlete that you'd love to meet and chop it up with and do content with?

A horrible pro athlete? Yeah, someone who sucks. Someone who sucks? Not the sport, but you really appreciate them as a person. I mean, someone who sucks? Someone who sucks, really sucks. I mean, someone who sucks? You mean who's terrible, who's awful, feeble? Yeah.

Let's see. I'm trying to think of someone that was bad that's actually kind of funny. I mean, most people who are bad are kind of sad because they always play for my fucking teams. Yeah, like Robbie Chosen Anderson. True, true. You know he's a dolphin. What about Mark Sanchez?

That would be a good one. Okay. That would be a good one. I would like to walk with Lay Dykstra. I mean, that might be a fun one. Definitely. Who else would be fun to walk with? Any 86 Matt would be fun to walk with.

It'll happen. You got J.J. Watt for your first fucking guest. You get an 86 Matt. You know how hard PFT and I had to bully J.J. Watt online to get him on PMT? It was like three years. He reached out to you. Yeah. We had to donate $69,000 to his foundation.

Nice. All right. Do you have that clip, TJ? I want Frank. I want to go catch a piece of chicken. Yeah, go do it. Wait, hold on. Here we go. I was actually listening to the show when this happened.

Wait, what's going on? Oh, I think it's a still. I don't think there's a video. No, I know, but the sound is terrible. Nope. Let me find it somewhere else. I actually was listening live when this happened. Really?

Yes. Nick's going for a catch in his mouth. You know, it's fun. I know. I kind of want to eat some food. Oh, no. Damon, right bank. What's up, Dave?

Hey, Mike. What's going on? What's up? Here he goes. I just want to talk about this guy, Al Albuquerque. I mean, what's his deal? How bad is this guy? Who is Al Albuquerque?

Al Albuquerque. No, he's supposed to say, if you're trying to be funny, it's Al Albuquerque. It's not Al Albuquerque. It's Al Albuquerque. I, he's about to say, if you're trying to be funny, it's Albuquerque. It's not Al Albuquerque. It's Al Albuquerque. I mean, oh, geez. Children. He just didn't know. I guess that young guy who called before was talking about the kid who came in the game last night.

I thought he was making a joke about Albuquerque. Get it? But the guy's name is Alberto Jose Albuquerque. He had to clean it up. You just didn't know, Frank. He didn't know. I didn't realize the guy's name was Alberto Jose Albuquerque. I didn't realize his name was Al. They called him Al Albuquerque.

He was in the game. I didn't realize his name was Al. They called him Al Albuquerque. He played there. I think he played there. Because I didn't, you know, he was in the game. I didn't pay much attention to it. To be honest with you. Frances is also a guy who never takes L's. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Yeah. It's like.

Two of his most famous calls, I was driving home from the courthouse both times. And it was that call and the infamous New York new york giants picnic new york giants san francisco giants yes yeah oh yeah oh we gotta find that that call was great also the the could a could a horse ever win the triple crown in baseball hey mike uh i just I just got a question about the Giants. In your years of experience, have you ever seen, you know, the San Francisco Giants or once the New York Giants? Has there ever been either a franchise to franchise or maybe even player to player get-together when San Francisco comes to New York?

Like, do they ever say hi, maybe, I don't know, go out to dinner or something? I don't know. What are you talking about? Is there ever any interaction when the San Francisco Giants come to New York or vice versa? The San Francisco Giants come to New York and do what? Have a game. They play against the Mets.

And what do you want to happen now? Do the New York Giants ever reach out to them, either the players or the franchises? The football Giants? Yeah, the York Giants ever reach out to them, either the players or the franchises? The football Giants? Yeah, the football Giants. What is the connection between the San Francisco Giants and the football Giants? Well, they used to be in New York, and they got the same name. But they have nothing to do with each other, though.

There's no connection. They have different ownership. There's no connection between the two teams. I mean, there's no connection in any way between the two teams. They have no relationship. Do you think because they're Giants they're like brothers or something? That might be the weirdest question I've gotten in a long time. What was the Triple Crown, Ron?

The guy said the horse could win a Triple Crown? I can't remember. He's a legend. That was just so great. Yeah. All right, Frank. Thank you for stopping by. We love you.

All right. See you around. Yeah. I'll be around all weekend. And, you know, maybe we'll talk to Jeff Donnie. Maybe I can set up something on there. I would love that. That would be awesome.

I would love that. I would love that. That's Frank Fleming here, folks. That was a really good piece of chicken. Yeah. I'm starving. Do you want to eat? Not on air.

Nah, I'm good. Let's do 10 more minutes, then we'll eat. I don't want to. No. You chilling? I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I'm thinking if there's a guy named Al Albuquerque, there has to be a guy named Al Qaeda that

had a really bad day. Oh, yeah. I went to college with a really good sculptor named Ben Ghazi. What? Yeah, he's a great sculptor. He would make giant gnomes

in the woods and leave them there. That's creepy as hell. Yeah, he's sick. Are they like scary-ass gnomes? And some cat, too. Ben Ghazi. We're going to have

so many leftovers of hibachi. I'm taking a pound of veggies man Yeah I'm gonna take a bunch of stuff I'm definitely gonna do the same Oh look see What did I say This guy

Yeah Is the number one Q rating Yeah it might be Ricky wants a picture with Frank Like that's it Yeah He's the guy Yes

You know this guy My kid just called me This kid No he's not I love it Number one Q Look at that man Whoa Yeah, he's the guy. Yes. You know this guy? My kid just called me. This kid. No, he's not. I love it. Number one cue. Look at him. I love it.

What do you know? By the way, the JJ Watt on TikTok is at 180,000 views. 180,000. Hell yeah, Tank. Man, they don't make him like Frank anymore. No. One of a kind. We're just missing. missing yeah we're missing our last one of one he's not here today steven shea you have a bad tweet again oh yeah he had another bad tweet uh mayo oh quoted oh yeah what the picture of The picture of his face, of his standard face.

There had to have been a better picture of Gerard Mayo. Let's see it. Regular. Okay. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. What? It's not like.

What? That's every breaking news picture. He. That's not that bad at all.'s a regular what's his goal what's chase goal i think he's so inhuman he doesn't know how to be relatable and he sees relatable tweets go viral how can i be relatable it's much like that yeah i think he's authentic i think he saw the picture was like this guy looks off he looks ugly is i got a comment i mean that was just a blank face from that guy that wasn't anything out of his mouth was a little diagonal i don't know it was a little but he might he played a

lot of football might just have like a weird job i don't get how that works his his job he was just an inside linebackers coach, and they know he's the guy. Yeah, he's been, I mean, he got drafted by the Patriots. He played for the Patriots. Does that help at all to just know the team? I guess if you want continuity, yeah. Is he young?

I think he must be. I think he was drafted in, I don't know, like 15 years ago, so he's got to be in his mid-30s. I feel like there's a real change of the guard happening now where all these old coaches are gone. It sucks, dude. And now it's just a bunch of young, hot dudes. It sucks. I love just watching Pete Carroll and Belichick and Nick Saban

just on the sideline, their demeanor. Yeah. Andy Reid's like the lone survivor right now. Yeah. Of that breed. Yeah, we lost all of our college coaches the last few years for basketball pelichick uh denying the high five to the kids at the lions game is still my lasting like favorite moment i've never seen that you've never seen that clip no oh he's just such a he's that thing is like i i like my coaches to be very curmudgeon-y

like angry and every now and then they'll curmudgeon-y, like, angry. And every now and then they'll make a joke and everyone will be like. Yeah. The thing about him is people don't realize he's really funny. Yeah. They did it. Automatically hilarious. Yeah.

It's not even a joke. He just has to express humor in any way. Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah, I know you guys. Like a priest. You think Jay Haim's a bad guy, but he made that one joke in 2004. He's like, oh, he's dumb.

He's a real funny guy behind the scenes. He's got to get a job. Is priest the lowest bar for people thinking you're funny? Yeah. Or is it a musician in between songs? Everybody laughs at what they say. True. But a priest can just be like, there's a football game on soon.

I'll get you out of here. Yeah, yeah. A ruff. Yes. A ruff. Oh, yes. I can't wait to eat. Oh, breaking news. Whoa.

In talks? Is he official? Wow. Mincy's probably so happy. Good for Mincy. Good for Mincy. He needed this. Good hire, I guess. I wouldn't want to be the guy who follows Nixon.

Nope. Oh, my God. I saw some tweets. I think Travi himself. What? The impact that Saban has had on families, like beyond football. Yeah. We had Andy Staples on today's part of my take.

Andy Staples wrote an article, I think, last year. It's like over a billion dollars that he's made for. I believe that. That's insane. I actually don't believe that, but that's insane. No, well, they did the stats. Since Nick Saban has been coach of Alabama, their enrollment has gone up by like 15,000.

Whoa. They also have taken like the population of students is like flipped. It's like 80% out of – or not 80%, but whatever. A large percent out of state that pay triple the amount of money. So he's just made so much money. 15,000. Your undergrad population going up 15,000 is insane. That's a decent-sized school on its own.

Yes. Yeah. Alabama. Saban could probably start a cult now and people he already has oh yeah but like outside of alabama like if he was like i'm moving to florida and we're just gonna like build here okay so here it is easiest call yeah since nick saban arrived in 2007 alabama's enrollment has increased from 25 000 students to 40 000 oh my god that's. There's a 60% jump compared to a 10% national average. Alabama went from majority of its student body consisting of in-state students to the majority now being from out-of-state,

$32,000 a year to $11,000 a year is out-of-state versus in-state. Wow. Alabama paid him $130 million over 16 16 seasons but you could argue he's worth more than 1 billion oh so that's actually what he's worth not what he's brought to the school yeah jesus christ that's not sane that's insane yeah a bunch of my kids from my high school started going there like when we started graduating It became a destination for pretty girls and guys on the East Coast. Philly, New York. Yeah.

No, pretty guys don't go to Bama. Ugly guys go to Bama, right? Ugly guys date pretty girls. No, like, yeah. They all look the same and they all get the hottest wives at 22. Yeah. Yeah. That's just what you get when you go to bam it's like a parting gift

yeah it's like here's your diploma and your hot wife yeah you don't get a job you get a hot wife yeah now go make five kids yeah and they'll all go to alabama they might actually have figured out how to take over the world. Yeah, they have the machine down there too. Yeah. They got a good setup down there. They really do. Yeah, maybe it would be a, I don't know. I wouldn't want to fill those shoes.

It's tough. They're going to be, whoever, if it's Caelan DeBoer, like he's probably got to win a national title within the first four to five years. And that's insane to have. Yeah. Yeah. Standard. At least he's got to get to a college football final in the next.

He does. Three to five years. Otherwise it's going to be like, this guy stinks. I'm not a huge college football guy, but I was hoping Danny Lanning went there just because Danny Lanning, Dan Lanning, Dan Lanning.

Yeah. But I like Danny. I like Danny. Yeah. Yeah. I found out, hoping danny landing went there just because oh danny landing dan landing dan landing yeah but i like danny i like danny yeah yeah i found out did you know that i i was on mostly sports with titus this morning did you guys know about dan linning's tattoo no no i don't know about two of his his wife on his ribs with her cleavage no oh my god and it has his wife the tattoo has his wife, the tattoo has his wife with a tattoo on his wife of every school he coached at. She's tattooed with... He has a tattooed wife. What is it?

Is she pierced up? She's hot. That's why I like... He's a psychopath. I love it. Look at how hot this is. Oh, she has almost... That's almost nipple.

Yeah. Where is it? On his ribs? I think his ribs, yeah. She has a giant organ tattoo on her neck. I don't think she has any tattoos, but yeah. That's a crazy-ass move. So he wouldn't have had to update his tattoo.

Oh, is she native? That's what I thought. No, I think it looks like a necklace, but that's just the organ. It's an organ. Oh. Stand up to cancer. Is that pit going? When was this? Yeah. How old is organ. Oh. Stand up to cancer. Is that pit going? And when was this?

Yeah. How old is this guy? This was a year ago. Is that a current picture? I don't know why it's going to be viral right now. He's in his mid-30s. He's a Barstool fan because he's wearing a Barstool sweatshirt on his Christmas card. No way. Yeah.

Wow. Was it the Untelvis bitch shirt? Yeah, it was. It was. Never know. No, it was Gluck Gluck gang. Oh, okay. He's been riding with us for a while.

Yeah. Said unwell. Yeah. Yeah. Danny Lanning. Danny. Danny Lanning. Danny Lanning.

I got Danny Conrad on my mind. He's down, man. Well, not anymore. Why the fuck did he cry? He said he hasn't cried in so long he had to. Just had to let it out. Maybe she is Native American. She might be.

Yeah, she's 100%. Come on. You don't know that. I've been down those doors. Come on. Get the whole res. Yeah? Get the whole res.

On what? On my dick. That whole res. God damn. I didn't know you got down like that. On my dick. Whole res. God damn. I didn't know you got down like that. I got the whole res. Sing it to the tune of I got the whole world in my hands. That's the whole res on my car.

I'm going to get in trouble. You're fucked, dude. Multiple people. Whole race. On my car. I got the whole race. I just say it's not true. On my car.

I got the whole race. I can't say it's not true. I'm not going to say it's not true. One thing. You can't deny it. Yeah, I can't deny it. You've been passed around the whole road. Magic Johnson, baby.

What's not to love? That's your magic? I like that. Did you watch Winning Time? I love Winning Time. It's so good. It's also like it's clear you've been just kept up in a house for like four days. Yeah, crazy. You've been working on up in a house for like four days. Yeah.

Crazy. You've been working on voices. I have been working on that. You just got all the Lakers voices down. You need a rush. Pat Riley. The vlog you did was so good. Yeah, your daily vlog.

I had fun with that. You should do one a week. It's a lot of work. But you also like have a built-in star in Piper Jones. Yeah. She was incredible in that vlog. Thank you. Yeah, she did well.

Yeah, jumping at you when you were in the tub. The gong when you turned around. Yeah, wait. Do the tub one. The tub one kind of scared me. She loves the water, but not being physically in the water. What app do you use for this? Splice.

Okay. That's where you edit most of your stuff? Sound effects, yeah. Oh, that's where KB Did What was born as well, right? Oh, that's where you used to edit your music? Music in there, yeah. Wait, is he being trained right now? Maybe.

Looks pretty intense over there right now maybe it looks pretty intense over there right now uh sass and mook have a show in pittsburgh and i will be performing there as well you're doing a set yeah yeah hell all weekend five shows when is this yeah five shows january what 25th 25th is the Thursday and then two Friday two Saturday all right I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do I've got to figure out if I how many I can do okay yeah but you'll be there I will be in Pittsburgh yes good love it I'm for that I'll probably be able to do them all yeah Pittsburgh come out hey show up yay come out uh we're in west virginia yeah morgantown altuna frostburg maryland altuna yeah it's him it's a bit of a drive i won't make him do it tuna yeah come out from altuna of course well charleston west virginia too far yeah too far still far like three and a

half hours morgantown they could 100 fuck% Fuck it Philadelphia come out Too far Yeah it's too far Four hours right? Lancaster? Lancaster Yeah come out Come out You might have to leave right now

Buffalo In your horse buggy I'll come out Come on out Oh we've been getting Also just to address We've been getting a lot of Like where's the monkey boy doc

Oh yeah We're not really quite sure Yeah Oh, we've been getting also just to address, we've been getting a lot of like, where's the monkey boy doc? Um, we're not really quite sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That was a good way to address it. Yeah.

We know that we want to put it out. We're just not quite sure of the timeline. I don't know. I don't know if we have it. Do you know who has it? I think I may. He's working on it. Yeah.

He has it in his possession. I think he's working on it. Yeah. Doing something with it. Yeah. But I get a lot of that. I, I want as working on it. Yeah. But he has it in his possession. I think he's working on it. Yeah. Doing something with it. Yeah. But I get a lot of that. I, I want it to come out.

Yeah. We put a lot of time into that. Yeah. Um, we should want it to come out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was happy.

I want to see it. I'm like pumped for it. Yeah. I like, I think I bear and seen bears seeing it. Did you watch? How was it? It was great.

Thanks. A plus. Yeah. Thank you. I can't believe it's bad to play that genie in it. Did you watch it? How was it? It was great. Thanks. A plus. Yeah. Thank you. I can't believe it would be so bad to play that genie in it. Yeah, if you had walked up to me and been like, remember the documentary Monkey Boy? I'd be like, yeah dude, that was great. Alright, yeah, fuck it. Everybody just pretend like you saw it. That's so much better.

That's way better. Honestly, it was a banger. If you guys want to be on the inside of an inside joke. Yeah, actually, I remember watching it and being like, this is old Barstool. Yeah. Viva. This rivals King Richard. Yeah, this is what Barstool should be.

Yeah, say you saw it. Incredible. Yeah, but we're doing everything on our end that we can. Yeah. Titus is moving today. Yeah, that sucks. It's nasty out there. It's the sloppiest day

So Wait what's his thoughts on it He's fucked Well he's moving tomorrow too Double day moving I wish I could do it for him But you can't Yeah

I can't You wish you could though I wish I could Are we gonna do a little Parlay this weekend? I have to yeah There's only 13 games left It has been so bad

You say it like that That's scary And after this weekend There's 7 games left I'm worried about the snow I don't wanna fucking Touch a snow game I can't even touch

A rain game As soon as I see rain I'm like I can't even watch this Root. As soon as I see rain, I'm like, I can't even watch this for a touchdown. We got three domes. Okay. Three dome games. Yeah. So we'll just hit up the domes.

Kansas City's not selling tickets, right? I have no idea what to expect. What do you mean? Did you see that Kansas City like they're... Minus 30. Yeah, but like the tickets for like great seats are like $45. That's... I feel like going to a game like that is like a once in a lifetimea-lifetime kind of thing. Right. I've been cold at games, and it sucks.

It is the worst. It sucks. But if you do a good enough job of taking the precautions, enough clothes. Yeah. You do the cardboard under your feet. Didn't know that. Yeah, because the cement is cold. No, I froze at a Winter Classic once, and I just stood in the bathroom for the majority of it.

Yeah, you got to get some cardboard, put it under your feet. That's an old hockey trick. Big time. Cardboard under the feet? Yeah. Under the bear feet? No, under your boots. Anything under your boots so it's not your boots on cement.

Because the cement is cold. So you get cold through the cement. So you got boots so it's not your boots on cement. Because the cement is cold. So you'll get cold through the cement. So you've got to break it up. Yeah. Wool socks. Oh, yeah. Long johns. I love putting on long johns.

I love long johns. I feel like a superhero putting on long johns. This can't touch me. Are you losing weight? You look slim. Am I? In videos I've seen of you recently, you look very slim. I'm lifting.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, wait, the picture of you yesterday from Dungeons & Dragons. Oh, that's, listen, I can do angles. You know how to do the angles? I can do angles. What was the angle? Flex arms in front is the angle.

And I can make, look, watch. Yeah, so you're getting ready for a pick. Ready? Oh. All right. All right. So that's a regular bod. Oh, you're doing shirtless.

Okay. Regular bod. Oh, he looks sad. What the fuck? Oh, yeah. Oh, and it kind of covers up the tum. Wow. Wait, that's sick.

The muscles are coming out. You just got to do that more. Wait, Oh, yeah. Oh, and it kind of covers up the tum. Wow. Wait, that's sick. The muscles are coming out. You just got to do that more. Wait, wow, man. What a cheat. What a cheat. Yeah, that's not bad at all. And then your breasts turn into, like, solid pecs. Yeah.

But the problem with that is if I flex for that long, it hurts my head, and I start to get dizzy and want to die. But I have it in me. Yeah, 100%. So yeah, I've been lifting. So hopefully, I don't know. This office is going to hopefully, it's going to maybe stick this time. Because there's literally no excuse to not do something a little active

when we have an entire yeah gym over there no dude it's daunting that is the excuse everybody can see yeah i've been sneaking in here during weird times yeah i saw you yeah wait what are you doing i bring my kids here on saturday morning sometimes about my son of power wheels and i just let them nice go around court, and Mook was here. Getting a lift in? Yeah. You were lifting? I was lifting.

I do like an hour of cardio. I just like run up and down the back. Hour of cardio? Yeah. Doing what? Just run up and down shooting hoops. Oh, my God. Just make myself sweat. And I heard this little car roaming around the office, and I was like, what the?

It's real shining. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I heard was like what the real shining I heard like yeah that's voice yeah yeah my son was like I got a poop dad oh yeah I got a poop dad yeah he's like I gotta go poop I mean he just goes to poops yeah is he getting in the toilet or is he oh yeah he's yeah he's past that I went through a phase of picking up my poop out of the toilet. That shit, yeah, no. You shouldn't have that dexterity and do that. That's a weird... You shouldn't have reached that motor skill milestone and still do that.

Wanted to grab poop. You guys weren't grabbing poop? No. Were you? I think that's a sign of something bad. Were you grabbing your poop and were you squeezing it? I was chucking it around. Were you lifting when you were here?

Yeah, I do the bench. Solo? So maybe, hey, that's my time Saturday mornings. I actually don't give a fuck. You want me to reschedule? No. It literally is. We come here.

We do the power wheels. Usually my daughter sorts the bean bags. And then they just raid the snacks. Yeah, that's perfect. That's the ideal. I told them they could pick one snack last time. And I didn't look at the snacks beforehand. And there was a full big can of Pringles.

And my son was like, great, this is my one snack. I was like, all right, well, we're eating Pringles all day son was like great this is my one snack I was like all right well we're eating Pringles all day he fucking hacked the system I did say one snack good pick he was a one one pick all day your son is gonna be like the most dudes dude of all time maybe hopefully he's already like I want the snacks I just need my kids to like basketball because then they're like being able to come here in the winter. And like if they enjoy it, like that would be great. Yeah. They can run around and stuff.

Just coming to your dad's office as a kid, you convince yourself it's cool. When I would go to my dad's office, he was the assistant city manager of Wheeling. And I thought it was not a bad position. And he eventually got the city manager role, right? Yeah, for a while. But back when I was visiting the office, I was enamored just by the filing cabinet and paper shredder. I had a globe. Yeah.

So this has to be like Disney. Yeah. No, it's crazy. Every day, every morning, they're like, can we go to your office today? I'm like, it's Tuesday. Yeah. And there'll be interns at some point. And I'll be like, how'd they get a job here?

That's how it works. Chats are spamming. Poop. Poop. Oh, they're calling you Poop. Poop Mook. Oh, no. That's Poop.

You touched poop? That is a definite sign of what? It's a diagnosable thing. Is it? I think. How old were you? I don't know. Fragile X or like.

Fragile X is when they're eating chips, right? Worms? Worms. Dogs eat their poop when they have worms? I am a dog. Wait, so you would, how old are you? Right now? No.

When you touch your poop. Probably three or four. Ah, that's not great. You should have like a primal instinct to know like that's no go territory I think I was just curious like what is this that should have that also

that's parenting they should have just yelled at you once like if my kids started touching their poop I'd be like don't ever do that again and they'd be like why'd you like, don't ever do that again. And they'd be like, why'd you scare me? I'll never do it again.

I wasn't a big listener. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can do, there's. It's not like they were like, yo, it's chill. Keep playing with that poop. I don't break it out often, but when I do the dad voice, like, they'll never do the thing I do again.

Yeah. Because they're like, why did you, why did you do that? I was a big, like, cross the lines. Yeah. I don't, yeah. I yell, like, maybe once a month, but when it is, it's because of something not, they're like, why did you do that? I was a big cross the lines. Yeah, I yell maybe once a month, but when it is, it's because of something. They're not touching poop. They're not a freak like you, but something bad, putting their fingers in a socket or something.

Bad. Yeah. Putting their fingers. Literally, I'd just be like, don't ever do that, and they'll never do it again. It's a good place to be. You can't abuse it. You cannot abuse it. I break it out very very very infrequent but when you do they know that oh that was actually a bad

thing because there's some parents that are like no no no don't do that no no all day that's probably what parents were doing yeah and then he was like oh they say no about everything why can't i eat my poop yeah they can't yeah they can't everything i didn't eat it i did not eat the poop you might have i feel like you might have tried probably yeah yeah pook pook oh pookie boy kyle you have a fuck ton of boxes upstairs i know yeah for shopping network I know. Yeah. For Shopping Network. Oh! We gave it a little tease. Oh, I didn't.

Yeah. Are you feeling good enough to film one today, or do you want to wait? People are going to be so pumped. Monday morning. Probably Monday, yeah. So pumped. I got excited when Nick told me. I did. I appreciate you.

Nick got excited. I was like, dude, the two things that I love that you guys do is Shopping Network and the Monkey Boy documentary. Those are the two things. That's what you're known for. Yeah, those are the things I just am like, damn, those guys are funny. No, but that's a big dump. Yeah. If you just casually pepper into conversation the Monkey Boy documentary and how good it was, I think that would be i will better reward than actually putting it out yeah i will do that and everybody wants all

along just like wait you guys didn't you didn't see the monkey boy dog yeah like someone says a like a hilarious joke i'm like dude i haven't laughed like that since a monkey boy right or if we put out something good tell us not as good as the monkey boy dog that would just be in the lore and people convince themselves yeah yeah oh yeah i did watch that that was it happened yeah yeah zero bevo 10 monkey boy yep that's the scale uh you're turning on me i know you're coming around nick you showed serious range in that monkey boy doctor yeah man i had some jokes but then i we also got serious for yeah yeah i. Some people in it did cry. God damn, wait, I hope we put this out.

There was some crazy moments. Tears of joy and sadness. Yeah. Oh, my God. It was the Jimmy V. A good day is you laugh, you cry. Yeah. That was the monkey boy talk.

I think Jimmy V was actually talking about the monkey boy talk i think jimmy v was actually talking about the monkey boy dot he might have been yeah you should just put that at the beginning jimmy v speech it is yeah that's right jimmy v's monkey boy he never actually died i don't even know what is in it anymore i don't know you should just randomly it anymore. I don't know. You should just randomly, like just a random day, just be like, text Michelangelo,

be like, put it out. Yeah. Wherever you're at. Put it out. Boom. Okay. This has been a fun yak. Yeah, I liked it.

I'm going to go stuff my face. Yes. I'm going to go stuff my face. Yes. I'm going to go stuff my face and then try to play five-on-five basketball. Very nice. Oh, you guys are playing it again. Really good combo. Yeah. I actually think.

I might get involved. Question. Do it. Get in. Everyone plays, you know, good players, bad players. Has there been an incident yet? You'll be surprised. I've been balling here.

Yeah. Wednesday night I was here from 10 to 11 p.m. uploading anus. Just getting shots up. I love that. Has there been an incident? Yeah. Is there a guy yet?

Is there a that guy yet of the – I don't think so, TJ. What do you mean? Like a problem starter? Just like this guy. This guy. This guy. Come on, it's pickup and we're not –

Everyone's pretty chill. Smokes was maybe the first week, but he's been fine. Yeah. He also played likeokes was maybe the first week, but he's been fine. Yeah. He also played, like, really, really well last week, which he called me out for saying that, but he played, like, insane. Like, even Titus was like, I didn't know Nicky Smokes could ball like that. Yeah, no, he's good. Oh, he has moves.

But everyone is, everyone's, like, very, yeah. Who's the worst? Who's the worst player? It might be me. Spider just shoots as soon as he touches the ball. Yeah. Like, even if he's at half court, he just launches it. No, but it's a great run because it's like no one's taking it too seriously.

So it's like we're trying to hurt each other. Yeah. Shout out Stephanie. She's been playing. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. She's good. But yeah, Hank has been talking about maybe just like passively streaming it.

So we'll see if that comes. Yeah. I mean, sitting in your office on a Friday afternoon. Why not? It's a perfect time to watch that. Watch us be idiots and bad at basketball. There are some bad shots. I watch like random high school games on YouTube a lot when I'm high.

Yeah. It's something about being in an old gym. Yep. Right. Makes me feel warm. Yeah. Comfortable. Yeah. And there's a lot of bad basketball on YouTube. That's something about being in an old gym. Yep. Right. Makes me feel warm. Yeah. And comfortable. Yeah.

And there's a lot of bad basketball on YouTube. That's funny. And TikTok, too. Oh. I saw TikTok, yeah. There's some crazy TikToks of, like, very average high school basketball players, but it's edited. It's so frustrating to watch.

The edits go crazy, though. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so we might have to do it. We might have to stream it. Why not? People just watch. That would just like Mystery Science Theater-esque commentary over it would be really funny. Yeah, that would be good.

Yeah, Nick, you might have to do a little. Uh-huh. Thanks, T.H. Hope you didn't ever have plans of leaving the office on Friday before 5pm. Nick, we're going to need you to write 35 jokes in the next 35 minutes. Make them about how good talkies are, too.

Oh, man. Should we spin our wheel? Let's spin the wheel. All right. It could be your shoes. Are you a dolphin swimmer? Yeah, a little too tumultuous for me. The dolphins or the shoes?

The shoes, yeah. Oh, okay. The colors. Tumultuous? Loud. That's the first time I ever heard that. For a shoe? No, you can...

It works. I think it works did you uh no i don't think i i don't know no no no maybe kareem hunt's shoes oh yeah you can't just be like oh tumultuous doesn't yes kareem hunt oh for some people's shoes yeah for some people's face he kicked a woman yeah those are tumultuous shoes Okay yeah Did you Did you have a little retail therapy While you were bed bound This was prior

These were a reverse image search Asian kid in the background Of a sneakerhead convention video Really Yeah I'm on eBay Oh shit people are Oh

What Is it the Caleb Williams thing No What is the Caleb Williams thing It's fake It's from the fake account Oh shit People are Oh What Is it the Caleb Williams thing No What is the Caleb Williams thing It's fake It's from the fake account People are asking for MLK draft On Monday

Are we in the office Yeah How can we do that Without being problematic It's not problematic If you ever think it It's when it becomes problematic We're not doing it to

I'll probably Have a dream this weekend Yeah dream Yeah Dream Should we do an MLK draft yeah yeah as long as the mlk draft isn't like you have to do this and it's one shot i thought it was two two i don't know i don't i'm not up on the history that dude has a son named martin luther king the third yeah i remember he Unnamed Martin Luther King III. Yeah. I remember you found him. He has no... He should be like, at least have some gigs. Yeah. Yeah.

He should be very well-gifted. He doesn't have gigs? MLK III. And he doesn't do gigs? He doesn't do gigs. Damn. And then Marcus Jordan is fucking his wife five times a night. The Bulls are going to do the saddest thing tonight.

They're unveiling their ring of honor. Like, they didn't have a ring of honor, so they're making a ring of honor tonight. And so they invited back, like, all the championship teams in the 90s. And MJ and Pippen aren't coming. Aren't? Yeah, of course not. How do you do that?

Who are you going to go see? Yeah, it's just like, you can't start a ring of honor and not have Michael Jordan there. Yeah. Like, you have to just call up Michael Jordan and be like, give us whatever date in the world works for you. Yeah.

We'll play it in Florida in your backyard. Yeah. Like, but you have to be there. I'm trying to think of an equivalent. It's crazy. It's a crazy thing. He released a video yesterday being like, can't make it. That's like going to a YouTube meet and greet with no Bono or Edge.

Yeah. Did I make it better? I kind of get where you're going. Yeah, yeah. I think they might have built it. I think they might be playing the Warriors tonight, so they might have built it around Steve Kerr. But it's like, you kind of need MJj i'd say you need pippen too

you do need pippen too but then you come into the problem of like would would mj say no because pippen's there because they don't get along very well yeah yeah it's the warriors yeah so it must have been around steve kerr but feels like it should have been around MJ yeah yeah that's pretty dumb yeah yeah I feel bad for anyone who bought tickets thinking he'd be there did you just do high noon no oh good call TJ call Connor Griffin call Connor Griffin sip on summer flavors in the middle of winter introducing the all-noon high noon snow on summer flavors in the middle of winter. Introducing the all-noon, high-noon Snowbird Pack, featuring the perfect mix of winter and summer flavors.

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Yeah. I'm in. Monthly. I'm in. I want to host it. Yeah. And I want to yell at you guys. No.

Your house is too nice to have a childlike sleepover. Are you kidding me? In the basement? Oh, you're talking about. Where all my children's toys are? Okay. Yeah, that's good. Oh, I thought you were talking about your house.

I thought you were just like emceeing it. No, I want you guys to sleep over my house and I'll play the dad role and be like, squat down. Keep it down. What the fuck? I would love that.

That would be fun. And I do it. My basement is just toys. That would be fun. We crushed the snack run too. You did. Oh, I could load up Oh I could I could load up Oh

I could load up on snacks though And you could just you know That one house that had the best snacks Yeah Oh my god Yeah Going into your friend's pantry And you knew it was gonna be like

It's just 7-Eleven Yeah Yeah it's a bodega Yeah Wait what's Jolly Llama Dairy free That's That was for Nick Oh jeez That was for Nick's Jolly Llama? Dairy-free gluten-free? That was for Nick. Oh, jeez.

That was for Nick. Nick. The Jolly Llama? Nick, I think you have to make a rule that on sleepover nights, you can't be gluten-free. Being gluten-free sucks, dude. Dude. Sucks. You're eating something called the Jolly Llama.

Yeah. The gluten-free- That should be right there. Like, what's worse? Having my tum-t tum hurt all the time Or eating Jolly Llamas When I was eating bread I was like

If I eat bread I'm going to sleep on the bathroom floor Cramping It's not I can't do it Yeah I should give in One time

I'll do one The gluten free Oreos were bangers Yeah They taste Taste exactly the same The same Oh my god A soft Damp Oreo Is my favorite So good Oh thank you Sahuashez Oreos were bangers. Yeah. They taste exactly the same. The same. Oh, my God.

A soft, damp Oreo is my favorite. Oh, thank you, Sahuasches. Oreo and water, yep. I'm not talking about water damp. He would wash his Oreos. I heard people do that. I'm not talking about that. Yeah, that's a weird move. That's like playing with poop.

Yeah, just do it. Huh? No. Dunk it in milk. No, not anywhere near. That's the same thing. No. No.

No. Same thing. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Dunk it in milk. No. Not anywhere near. That's the same. No. Same thing. No. No. No. No. Just. You guys playing basketball today?

That's like playing with your poop. Fucking. Same ass thing. All right. Thank you, everyone. We will maybe figure out a way to do a draft on Monday. Yeah. I'm going to need you, Nick, to come.

No, I will. Let's do. I have a creed. I'm going to need you, Nick, to come up with something. No, I will. Let's do... I have a creed. I have a... I feel like that will be... People will be like, wait, what are these guys doing? Let's do a draft that has nothing to do with... Let's just do a winter draft. Yeah, let's do winter.

Yeah, we'll do a winter draft. Let's do... Burr. B-R-R. Oh, I like that. Burr. And it has to be a And we get the blender

And it's with ice We're gonna make a Smoothies Snow cones Oh snow cones Snow cones Okay snow cone draft Okay

Yeah Burr I like that Everyone Yeah burr draft Burr draft Yeah Okay

Alright draft on Monday There it is Alright see everyone on Monday Have a good weekend. We'll be right back. have a great weekend everybody stay safe if you're out there in the cold weather. See you on Monday. Love you, bye.