The Yak - The Boys Are Off the Henny for Friday Vibes | The Yak 10-21-22

Episode Date: October 21, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Big 444 type of shit today. KB, Nick, Tommy. This might be a Yakagami. It's a Yakagami. Yakagami for sure. And boys, I know we don't... It's Friday.

It's fucking Friday. Of course. And so there's three things we need to accomplish today. I sent Ebo out to grab us the first thing we need to accomplish today. I sent Ebo out to grab us the first thing we need to accomplish. What's that? DJ, pull that shit up. It's Friday. Hennessy, hundreds, and head.

I got Ebo running out to grab us a bottle of Hennessy. Bone, you're responsible for the hundreds, and Tommy, we need you to get your fucking dick sucked today. Is that type of Friday? His office dick sucked today. Oh, shit. Is that type of Friday? His office wife just left. Oh, yeah.

Who's my office? Danny, the girl from Arizona. Oh. I thought you were saying Tico. That's why I got confused. No, Tico's your office ex-wife, dude. But after that stream last night, you guys are... Woo-wee.

Woo-wee. That shit was... She smoked you guys That was album covers I must have taken a million screenshots Just waiting for the perfect one I mean here's the thing The Yankees losing

Is going to make me miserable no matter what So the Tico factor Whatever it's good for the stream Anytime you're with a fan of another team It's going to be annoying But I just think you're losing well yeah she's she's she uh knows goes back to the days of craig biggio she was uh hubs saying that like she doesn't even know any players on the team was so funny yeah it was what you said yesterday come on you can't do that yeah it's exactly what i was saying and then it and then

he he said it verbatim somebody explained the taco hat that she wears uh taco texas she also found it on the floor uh one second before coming into the first stream uh additionally explained yeah well it's like tico texas but taco texas right but that's the shape of the hat the hat was there so she got it. All right, we're just doing general rhymes. Yeah, it doesn't even really rhyme. Taco, teacup. It's on that Emily.

Ebo. Wait, you actually brought in the hen? I sent him out to get Hennessy. Jesus, the big bottle? Goddamn, Ebo. What the hell, Ebo? How much was it? What the fuck, dude? I gave him my call.

How much was this? More than I was expecting. Over a hundred? That's like $60. Over a than I was expecting. Over a hundred? That's like $60. Over a hundred? How much? Over a hundred? How much was it?

Now we're down to no hundreds. It's about Hennessy hundreds in the head. That's for true. It's my money. It's for somebody else? What the fuck? I don't have hundreds. I don't have hundreds.

I don't have any. Where the hell am I going to get head? Oh, you're... Thank you, Eba. Over 150? No, under. Under. Under 150. Over 120?

By a dollar. Ah! 121. Oh, nice, Tommy. Those that can't do the math at all. All right, boys. I think Zah should start us off, because I just saw him open up a Revitalite back there.

Wait, so how are we doing? I got to go to the Phillies game tonight, dude. I'm going to be off the hen. Pull up the graphic, TJ. We got to go to the bathhouse. You can't go into the bathhouse dehydrated. Pull up the graphic, TJ. What the fuck do you want me to do?

Oh, shit, dude. It says it right there. Oh, fuck. How is it? I was hoping him to get the little plastic bottle. He could have just... Oh, fuck. That is going to ruin you.

You are going to be in financial despair off of that thing. Yeah, dude. What the fuck? You're going to have to sell that. But maybe we could sell Hennessy shots for a dollar around the office or something like that to kind of help you recoup it. Yeah, that is a good deal. And you could probably recoup. I want to see this guy off the fucking Hennessy.

Oh, that dude is. I think he is already. Equipment Joe? Equipment Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Oh, no. What's up, brother? One dollar shot of Hennessy.

You want one? I pay a dollar? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, for a shot of Hennessy. You want one? I pay a dollar? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, for a shot of Hennessy. He's trying to recoup. I'm trying to recoup. Yeah, but you should take it. Come on.

It's still a good deal. All right. Yeah. All right, all right. Get a buck. Get a buck. You got a buck on you? We need shot glasses.

All right, let's. Or he could just do a pull. Oh, wait. Here's Zah. Zah's got the coffee mug. Joe. Today's about recouping. Venmo?

All right, yes. You take Venmo? Yes, yes. You could take... I'll take Venmo, yeah. I'll take Venmo. It's Nicholas Terani, not Nick. The person that made Nick Terani

after surviving Barstool made like $2,000. Dude, Joe, this is unexpected that you're going to be taking this shot of Hennessy with us. Joe.

Here, talk into the mic. You know. You know what I like is equipment, Joe. Joe is in charge of one of the most important corners of this office, a bastion of this office. It's kind of the backbone, the nervous system of this office, the room where everything is kept. Are there any offenders in the office? People who regularly leave your room in disarray? Anybody on your shit list?

All the time. Amen. So here's the deal. I always have to. I mean, listen, there's a couple of producers that need to get in line. Who are they? Most of the time, I don't know. Oh, wow. People come in at night grab cameras they grab stuff they put fingerprints all over things no strewn them about my room

strewn they're strewn they're strewn they strewn them they are strewn around the room good god and there's no way for you to detect who it was in your room full of cameras. You need a camera. Yeah. You need a camera. Well, dude. End up taking that. Yeah. Take a pull of that Hennessy and then tell us who it is.

Like a shot? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. If you don't, it's $2. Are you supposed to take shots of Hennessy? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Or pull. It really pulls. I can't believe he did it. Yeah, pretty smooth. It really pulls. I can't believe he did it. Yeah, pretty smooth. Can I have a ruling? Is Equipment Joe now Hennessy Joe? I used to know a guy named Joe Hennessy. As long as he's not Joe Hennessy, Hennessy Joe.

I like that. You like that? Hennessy Joe, that is fire. Hennessy Joe. Equipment Joe, how did you like that? Was Equipment Joe all right, or is Hennessy Joe better as is fire. Hennessy Joe. Equipment Joe, how did you like that? Was Equipment Joe all right, or is Hennessy Joe better as far as nicknames? No one's ever called me Equipment Joe until I just walked into this room. Unless that's what they're calling me behind my back.

Well, now they're going to be calling – EJ just called you Equipment Joe. They asked who it was, so that's Equipment Joe. So I can't wait to go wreck Equipment Joe's room later. All right, I dig that. Hennessy Joe, you're locked in right now. Oh, he's coming with real shot glasses.

Oh, fuck. Oh, no. You could actually probably get a free shot because you bought the first one. It might be BOGO. It might be BOGO Hennessy shots. Tommy, take this. It's up to you. BOGO Hennessy shots? Can you buy one, get one? No, no, no. I'll refill his cup. It's a BOGO shot. No, it has to be a new cup.

Well, then I'll fill you up another one. Okay, fine. Huh? Mix it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to taint the Henny. I would like one of those. We're not tainting the Henny.

That's the last thing you'll catch me doing. So Hennessy Joe is about to tell us who's on his shit list, Kyle. About who's going into the equipment room. One deep or two deep? He's about to be two deep. But he's about to tell us who's on a shit list kyle about who's going into the one deep or two deep he's about to be one deep but he's about to be too big spill because we're at oh look how good that looks typed out hennessey joe we might have to make shirts dude you might yes we might have to make t-shirts with you like uh and it's in jack daniel's font just to throw everybody off oh i like that not even in hennessy font or it could just say hennessy joe with the that little wreath around

oh yeah where's tech guy andrew i want him off the henny he already is dude he doesn't come in on friday unless he's fucking leaning yeah he's about the tj off the henny all right so i i got we're gonna work on our hundreds. Fucking Ebo, dude. What an asshole. I mean, you're only down 120 now. Yeah, you're right. Who in the offices is most likely to actually have hunchies on them? Is it someone up on the sales floor?

We know who's most likely to get hit. They have all their money in crypto. Yeah, they do. And how's Tommy going to get fucking sucked? Yeah, we need to get... Tommy needs to get head. Is there anyone at Barstool HQ that wants to give me head right now? Sound off.

Trent is here. Trent would suck you. Yeah, yes. Anonymous. It's hard to get him off your dick. But you're usually sucking Trent, though. We go back and forth. Gold medals if we gave hoes medals.

You had any Henny yet? The grape. Henny in the grape. Here's a shot, bro. I've never been to Memphis. I might just start carrying this around. Full shot. NLE Chopper.

Henny is? No, Hennessy Joe. I kind of want to sip the second one, though. I already feel the first one. I feel warm all over. The double cup with the hennessy that you're sipping on is why you're hennessy joe double cup see joe feels warm all over gotta be a double cup because it will it'll it'll soften the top cup and it can rip through hennessy is so

dense of a liquid it's like a fucking acid it's like a nuclear reactor it can just tear through if i've ever had hennessy. For real? That's racist. Damn, it is racist. That tracks from how you guys were acting last night. No. Yeah. I think it does. Hennessy Joe, did you watch that Yankee stream last night?

I did not, but I heard it got pretty... Racist, yes. It was super heated. This is me atoning for my sins. I'm going to take a shot of Hennessy. All right, should we knock this one back? I think we should. All right, let's knock it. I really don't want to. I'll come back. KB, take a half of it. I'm going to take a shot of Hennessy. Alright, should we knock this one back? I think we should. Alright, let's knock him back.

Take a half of it. Give me a Malcolm Jr. Give me a little shot. A little shot? Yeah, dude. I was going to say, just take half of that. I spent $121 on this.

You're disrespecting me right to my face. I think by the end of this episode, you could turn a profit. I would like to come in and pay $2 for a shot.

Have you been to 200 fish shows? I've been to 199. Okay. Is that

true? I just got a text from a number I don't have said ask Hennessy

Joe about his fish shows. He's been to almost 200. Wait, what? How long have you been atnessy Joe about his fish shows. He's been to almost 200. Wait, what? How long have you been at 199?

You've got shooters out there. I've been at 199 since Labor Day weekend. Oh. Oh, it's like Judge stuck on 61. You just can't get to that next show? No, no. So the next, literally the next shows are Madison Square Garden for New Year's run. So the first night is my 200th.

No way. Beautiful. That's crazy. I mean first night is my 200th. No way. That's crazy. I mean, those fans are pretty dedicated. So there has to be some other people that have put up numbers like yours, but not that many. I think I'm in the higher tier, but I've definitely met people with like 350.

That's crazy. What about like the old heads, like 60-year-olds? There are some. Yeah. There might be. There's got to be like 1,000. 1,000, yeah. 1,000 shows. 1-olds. There are some. Yeah. There might be. There's got to be like 1,000. 1,000, yeah. 1,000 shows.

1,000 might be a stretch. 1,000 would be crazy. This dude's already off the honey. How long have fish been active? Since 1983. Damn. So how old is the optimum age? 30 years.

40 years. There's probably 50-year-olds who started going when they were 20. People go to 12 a year. Easy. Like 15 a year, average. Yeah, never mind. Is that what you average? Yeah, just about.

HJ, what's the best one you ever went to? Best one I ever went to, Dick's Sporting Goods Park. I was going to say straight up Dick's. 2012. 2012. Yeah. Where is that? Colorado. Okay.

For the Avalanche play. Oh, damn. I didn't know that. I didn't either. None of us knew that? Hennessy Joe has factoids and tidbits. I got fish facts. Yeah, he does.

I'll drink to that. I'll drink to that. Hennessy Joe. Hennessy Joe, dude. Thank you for keeping us in line. Of course. What? You poured that cup.

You poured that cup in a Kyle shot. Let me smell your breath. Liar. Liar. Liar. I have Henny on my lips. Why do you always do this to me? Is nobody else taking these shots besides Hennessy Joe? You poured out his shot. I had a double shot. I just took a mini. I took my lips. Why do you always do this to me? Is nobody else taking these shots besides Hennessy Joe?

You poured out his shot. I had a double shot. I just took a mini. I took my shot. No, you didn't. What are you talking about? No, you didn't. Liar.

What are you talking about? You exhaled right up my nose. You don't think I'm off the hen right now? Play back the tape. Bro. I clearly poured a shot in that one and the other one that I poured. Wrong. Why is there henny all in my cup then?

Because I poured it. I was the keeper of the Henny. Smokes. Oh, that is bad. Oh, that is bad. Being racist. Yeah, it fucked up. Oh, man.

That is good. Your face. Ugh. Ugh. Somebody get this guy a shot of Henny. Stat. We need more customers. We got to make money.

We got to turn a profit. Send someone in that looks like a sucker, brother. Thank you for being here. Alright, of course. Spread the word. We sell a few dollar henny shop. Two dollars. Goes up one dollar every time. So you better get it now. Or it's more expensive.

Who's Bogart and the Henny? Who's Bogart and the Henny? That sentence has never been said. That's the first time that sentence i disagree i'm gonna search it on twitter i bet it comes well i'm i'm sure it's been said conversationally because henny is isn't it the official uh liquor of the nfl or something like that well i don't know what does that mean? Of the NBA? Now that's racist.

Which one? Both. Why? There's commercials for it where it's the official something of the NFL. It's either the NFL or NBA because those are the sports I watch as a non-racist. What? What? You're Bogarting the Henny. I'm not Bogarting the Henny.

Actually, I was. Here, here. It's never been tweeted. Yes, yes. Jay? You got some? Yes. Are you sipping it?

I haven't done it yet, so I'll just give it to me. I'll do it momentarily. Hit Nick's Venmo, though. Dollar. Hit Nick for a dollar. It's going to cost you. What is it, Nicholas Teraney? Yeah.

Nicholas Teraney. Look at my face. Yeah, going to cost you. What is it, Nicholas Teraney? Yeah. Nicholas Teraney. Look at my face. Yeah, you'll know exactly who it is. Do people ever request you fools on fucking Venmo? Oft. Oft. Oft. People are always like, I'll make it private and I won't tell anyone so you won't get flooded.

Like, people are dead serious. Are you right? Nicholas Dash Teraney? Yeah. Nicholas Dash Teraney. Was TJ just hacking up a lung in there? I don't need money. That was Zaha.

Oh, Zaha? From the Henny? That's all that shit is. I'm not doing well, man. You aren't? I'm not doing well. I might need another one just to level me out, too. All right, come in.

I think you're right. I think you're right. Henny's out. Yeah, Liam. He already has Henny in his cup. Okay. Oh, he is. He's got the Henny strainer.

Is that a liability to have the security guard? No. I asked him already. He's not about it. Not about that? Okay. Yeah, he gives shots. He doesn't take shots.

Who would be good to... Clemmer? He's an alcoholic. Yeah. Oh, Clemmer would love some. He's an alcoholic ass in here. Clemmer would love some. Clemmer needs some.

The thing is, Clemmer... Yeah. If we have him come take one shotmer would love some Clemmer needs some The thing is Clemmer Yeah If we have him come Take one shot of Henny He's staying on the rest of the show He won't leave No we'll have him We'll make sure he stands up

We'll make sure he stands up Okay as long as he stands Or we can have him do it From the hallway He can stay Fuck it Let's see We'll see if we have to

If we have to send him off We'll know when the time is He's gonna scare away all the hoes He might Yeah Well maybe he has to get head. Clemmer has to go get head. Yeah, just so he can kind of pull his weight, but also be a part of the show.

Ron, freshen up your glass. Thank you for the honey into your bagel. Boy. Shall we get out? Exhale on my face. I just did. What are you talking about? Why do you keep accusing me of this, dude?

There's no Henny in that bagel. I've been on camera the whole time. I just fucking whacked this Henny. Oh, fish is coming in. You hear about the Henny? $1 for a shot of Henny. You got a buck on you, fish? $2.

No Canadian dollars, all right? Okay, good. You got a Venmo, Nick, $2 or cash? $2 or $1, you can get BOGO. You can buy one, get one for $1, or you can pay $2. For just one. Talking to the mic. You love Hennessy?

Talking to the mic. You love Hennessy? I love Hennessy. Yeah, yeah, he does. You must be from Georgia. I lived in Georgia for five years. He's got to be Canadian. When I was in college, I managed a really bad rap group,

and we had Bonal Hennessy at every show. So I love Hennessy. No way. Was it this size? What? Who was it? Are they family? We were called Migo.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Clemmer, wait, wait. We're waiting in line. Wait in line. We were called Migo-Rang because we all loved the MigoRang noodles. Oh, you were in the group? No, I managed the group. Well, I started off as their videographer and then became their manager.

MigoRang? No way. What was one of their hooks? We had one song called Let's Make This Shit Happen. And how did it go? Let's make this shit happen. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's make this shit happen and how did it go uh let's make this shit happen yeah let's make this shit happen whoa yeah let's make this shit happen that's a banger it's on uh it's on apple uh spotify it's on apple music yeah let's make this shit out do you think

that they would sue us if we played their song i would love to get definitely definitely not play that play it they would love it what's the group me? They would love it. What's the group called? Migo? Migo rang. M-I-G-O-R-A-N-G. Migo rang. Let's make this shit happen. And they are not litigious.

They don't even have a lawyer, right? No. Not even close. And what size bottle of Henny did you guys have at the shows? Like the one in between. Like not the tiny one, but the one in between like the smaller bottle and that. Not the big one? Yeah, not the huge one. Hell yes, dude.

Well, I also know that you huge one. Hell yes, dude. Well, I also know that you're a big skating guy, dude. So, you know. Who ratted on me? What? I got shooters online. Tommy put a shot behind his chair. You did?

I did. It was so smooth. Nobody noticed. But you were crying. Obviously somebody noticed. Oh, I meant nobody in the room noticed. All right, wait. Here it is. Here it is.

Put on your headphones. Put on your headphones. It's Amigo, right? Oh, Hennessy Joe has shooters.. All right, wait, here it is. Here it is. Put on your headphones. Put on your headphones. It's a migo ring. Oh, Hennessy Joe has shooters. They're texting me. He has people. Hennessy Joe has shooters. He says, homies in Halifax.

Oh, God, I just spilled Henny on my pants, dude. That's awesome. You weren't lying. Together now? No, you picked that up too easily. I made that graphic. The graphic's tough. I did take a little stuff.

Fish? Oh. Make this shit happen. No, let's make it happen. Making this shit happen. What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Dude, you do like Cannon's. I just missed a bar. What'd he say?

What was the bar? Like a fruit. Sounded good. I'll shout out like a fruit. I've been sucking your dick. All right, so people are Venmoing me dollars for everybody else to take shots. So Andrew Colpin said you got to pour one up, and he wants Tommy to take it. All right. I got a halfie.

I got a little halfie for you. Oh, this is going to be so bad. This shit is hard, dude. You just got to get it down. Wait, that was a really good ad lib. What? You did it at the exact right time. Smooth as butter.

Smooth as butter. Oh. Somebody paid $5 for five shots of Henny for Big T. And those are BOGO. Those are all BOGO shots. Bob BOGO has 10 shots. Has 10 shots for Big T. Fish, dude, I appreciate you.

Yeah, Fish, thank you. You grabbed Clemmer? Where's Clemmer? He's right here. Clemmer's salivating in the hallway. Oh, my God. He went to mope. Because he didn't get any Henny.

He's floating to it like a pie. Thank you for the shot of Henny. Like a bloodhound. I like this. Also, I just want to shout-out, every Friday I'm trying to do Dress Up Fridays. What? We dress very casually around the office.

Everyone dresses very casually. That's really casual. What are you wearing? It's casual. Brother. That is so casual. Just a shirt with a design. The fact it's long sleeves does make it a little bit more cocaine-ish.

A little bit. Dress up Friday. Shout out Dress Up Friday. All the who observe. Has anyone followed? It's just me so far. All right, all right. We'll get that.

Every Friday I've been dressing up. I'm in long sleeves, Fish. But you got an undershirt on. He's fucking letting the chest hair and he's got two rings on. All right, yeah.

Next Friday. Dress up Friday. Next Friday I'm gonna I'm gonna be dressing up. Look at that shirt in, bro. It yuck. Next Friday. Dress up Friday. Next Friday, I'm going to be dressed up. Look at that shirt, bro. It's dress up Friday. Dress up Friday, you slob. Tommy, take this, bro. I already took one.

It's really bad. I don't want to get to it. Tommy, we're trying to recoup Nicky's money. Seriously. It's Clemmer's turn now. Clemmer. What up, boy? Let's make this shit happen.

I want a line of customers. I want a line of customers's make this shit happen. I want a line of customers. I want a line of customers. In an ideal world. I want a line out the door. Jay, can you go spread the word that there's a dollar Hennessy shot sale on the Yak? We should make a sign like a lemonade stand. Dude, we should go sell dollar shots at Hennessy just outside. Vibs is getting out.

That's an incredible deal. Vibs would want it. Vibs. Get him, Clemmer. Run. Run. Run. Clemmer, Run. Run. Run. Clemmer, run.

I'll get him. Run like if you don't catch him, you'll never have another sip of alcohol in your life. Oh, I'll get him. Rowan, you have to take a shot, buddy. I just took one. You have not. I've been sniffing your fucking breath all day. And what does it smell like?

Hand. I'm off the hand. It does not smell like hand. It smells like bagel. No, dude. Bagel breath, dude. That ain't true, dude. What the?

All right, here we go. All right, Tommy's hungry. I know. Here, pass this over to Vandana. No, dude. Join me, Bibs. That's yours, dickhead. Dollar Henny shots.

Take a Henny shot with me, my boy. Or you can Venmo him. Yeah, I'll take Venmo. All right, I'll Venmo you. Unless you have cash. I'm trying to recoup. Cash is king. I'm trying to recoup.

It's a recoup day. Cheers. Let's make this shit happen. Cash is king. I'm trying to recoup. It's a recoup day. Cheers. Let's make this shit happen. Plumber, you got a buck? Plumber doesn't have to pay because he physically can't live without it if we don't give it to him. All right, yeah, take your time and fucking rip this. The Hennessy spills all over the fingers. They get sticky and it feels nice.

Nicky Sticky. Sticky Nicky over here. And Hennessy Jeff. Did you run this morning? I can tell. You're going to have a, you get extra fucked up when you drink a little bit

after a run. I ran this morning. Yeah, the galactic acid. I mean, no you did not. I went on the treadmill this morning for 30 minutes. Got my heart rate elevated to 150.

So tell me. Of course. That's what Rudy tells me to do. Oh, my God, yeah. That's a dollar. That's like the dollar shots of Henny on the act today. The 30 minutes. It's called fast and steady cardio.

$1 for a shot of Henny. We got Henny. Okay. Henny shots. You didn't Robbie? You got a buck for Nick. Or I gave Ibo my card to get a small bottle of Henny shots. You didn't Ravie? You got a buck for Nick. Or. Bembo.

I gave Ebo my card to get a small bottle of Henny. He got a $121 bottle of Henny. Ebo likes to drink. Yeah, he does. Here, yeah. Rip that one first. Can I Zell you, Nick? Yes.

All right. Ravie? I thought you were supposed to take it. I thought you were. Clemmer, you just did this already? Clemmer gave his up. Clemmer. Clemmer.

Oh. Refill Clemmer. Clemmer. Clemmer needs one up. Clemmer. Clemmer. Clemmer needs one more. Ravi owes me a dollar. Vibs owes me a dollar. I don't think there's 121 shots in here. You're running a bar. You're trying to make money off this.

He's trying to recoup. How'd that go down? Somewhat smooth. Somewhat smooth. Yeah, it's like a backwood. How much would this cost at a bar in New York? $8? $12? Depends where youwoods. How much would this cost at a bar in New York? $8? $12? No.

It depends where you're at. It depends where you're at. Like $6 to $8. $6 probably. Where are you? Why don't we go on up, Nick? Let's sell them for $3. You have the shot glass, bitch.

Oh, so you guys got in on a good-ass deal. Did everyone know, Nick? Yeah, you got on the ground floor. Are they grandfathered in for a buck for all their shots? I want some people upstairs. Hold on. Before this is empty, I've got to take a picture with it. That's dope as hell.

Wait, so we can just play local rap all we want? Yeah, if you have a friend that has a rap group, we can put you on. But just anybody who's not litigious, we could play. Make this shit happen is a fucking banger. The last one wasn't that bad. It wasn't bad at all. Yeah, it was kind of good. All right, Chris?

You good, Chris? I'm pretty good, man. Oh, no, it's Nicholas-Terrain. That would go to the former HR guy. Yeah, that's the HR guy who has us all teared. Speaking of, I want to get people upstairs off the Henny. There's barely anyone up there, but you can. We can't do it?

Yeah, yeah, grab some from upstairs. Get Riley. Get Riley, yeah, yeah. Get Riley. What the fuck? What? How does no one want... No one wants it?

Who's trying to get off the Henny? Walk into the mic, Clemmer. All right, so. You're an addict, right? Your dollar just came through. You're not? See, I don't even like this. This isn't that good.

What do you mean? It's not that good. You just need it. You physically need it. Clemmer, what's the top three beer towns in America? Beer towns? Shot first, shot first. You don't have to pay me.

I'm going to throw one out. Grand Rapids. I'm going to say St. Louis, right? Because of Anheuser-Busch. Madison, Wisconsin. Madison's up there. What about... Louis?

Chicago's probably top tier. Golden, Colorado. That's a good one. Oh, yeah. You being behind the doors. What's going on? You're behind the doors to the room, but on there. What's happening?

Stay there. That's his natural habitat. That not like you're behind the door to the room, but on there. What's happening? Oh, stay there. It's his natural habitat. Put that one around him. In the shadows. Collins wants to rip. It's so bad. Come on, Nick. I sent you a buck.

Here, here. Did you send me a buck? Yeah, on Apple Cash. No, dude. You keep on giving away the shots. You're sipping. You've got to sit it down. Can I have some of your Revitalite?

All right, go to Tennessee. Here, pass this down. Bar is closed until I see Roan do a shot. Okay. You son pass this down. Bar is closed until I see Roan do a shot. Okay. You son of a bitch. And now you're going to get it all over your lips. And you're going to lick your lips. Now you're going to have your...

Let me get some of that Revive-I. Here, pass this down for Pat. Oh, my God. That's gross. That's awful. Hell, yeah. That's awful, right, Connor? Thank you, brother.

Riley, what are you doing this weekend? Predict your stats. Predict the stats. Overwatch. I'm going to go with Mike. I'm sorry. I'm going to go with probably over the – I got a Sunday Funday this weekend, so I got three days.

I'll go with 60 beers. 60 beers. 60 beers. Probably four or five cigs. I'm going to predict myself one sex. 60 beers. Probably four or five cigs. I'm going to predict myself one sex. No way. You got some. First off, any prospects lined up or is this just going to be a random ho?

Joey Camasta. What? We'll see. Joey will bottom. That's not really an answer to the question I asked. No, yeah. Do you have a prospect? No.

One sex. How many busts? Zero. I'm with you. I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm not going to be. Never, never. how many busts? Zero. I'm with you. I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm not going to be. Never, never. He's not a finisher.

Don't be that vulnerable. Team never come. Kyle, it doesn't open up. He refuses to come. Well, we on this show, and you're part of the show, as soon as you take some Hennessy, take a shot of Hennessy so you can be part of this contractually, we are owed head. Someone on this show needs to, because it's Hennessy, hundreds, and head.

And if you're already predicting sex for yourself, it's less problematic if you're the one that gets sucked, Riley. Yeah. So you don't have to get sucked on camera, but if you have a prospect, invite her over to Hennessy Friday. Barstool HQ. And before this show is done,

Pat ties his hair back. Hold my hair. Here we go. Here iter. Barstool HQ. Yeah, before this show is done. Pat ties his hair back. Hold my hair. Here we go. Here it burns. Give me a dollar. Yeah, and it burns. Nice. You threw that back.

Yeah. Add it to the stats. You want another one? One more. It's Bogo. It's Bogo, but you have to Venmo Nick. Bummer, you want another one? Or it's $2 if you just want the one.

Bummer needs one more, too. Bummer, you need one. You can't just do one shot of Henny. You need to do at least three. I just ordered a double for Tommy Smokes. Right on it. What the hell is this? I still got this one.

Are we going to order some for other people? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll do that. Tommy's thirsty. Let me take... This is so bad. I don't want... We're going to the bathhouse,

and I'm going to get dehydrated at the bathhouse. You're doing bathhouse play? Yeah. Play? After this? What do you mean, play? You know what he means, play. You're going dehydrated at the bathhouse. You're doing bathhouse play? Yeah. Play? After this? What do you mean play? You know what he means, play. You're going to fuck at the bathhouse.

Oh, heavens no. Heavens no. You're going to get fucked. All right, I got it. Oh, no, no. Oh, shit. Dollars, $5. Recoup is on it.

Shots for everybody. Okay. We're grandfathered in, though. We don't have to be paid for it, so these will be someone else. Riley, buy a third. What? Buy a third. We are running low on the Hen in, though. We don't have to be paid for it, so these will be someone else. Riley, buy a third. What? Buy a third. We are running low on the Henny, though.

I don't have any cash, but... Wait, should we go out? It's only $1.30. We should go get another bottle of Henny. I think we need another one. I'll go get Ibo, give him your card this time, maybe. Got it. When does the liquor store close?

Che, are you... You're a sauce. I'm out at $1.30. I can tell looking at you, you're a sauce. All right. I say, when does the liquor store close? Maybe we order some food. Who wants to order some food? Che, are you... You're a sauce. I can tell looking at you, you're a sauce. Maybe we order some food? Who wants to order some food? Che, what's good? I spilled up almost an entire bottle of Henny. Oh my god, on my phone! What the fuck, dude?

Bro, I'm off the Henny! He's off the Henny. Che, are you off the Henny right now? You are, dude. Look at his eyes. Technically, I'm off the Henny. I've had one shot so far. He has not touched anything. No, I'm off the Henny. I've had one shot so far. He has not touched anything. No, I did try it. That cup is full.

I did try it. Who am I pouring it up for? That's how you know Vibs is getting a little drunk when he just goes, Vibs, get another one. You can't have one shot of Henny. That's like having one kebab in Turkey. Did you guys see that video of the guy making like wet ass meat? What?

I gotta fucking find this video. This is gonna give me the runs. I wanna take it all together like camaraderie. I love shooting shots with the boys. No, no, no, I'm not taking your money. Take the 15, put it down. You did me a big favor, you have to take the shot. Well, you know, go get people from the third floor.

That's how you can repay. Go get some third floor people. No problem taking my money. You can to take the shot. Well, you know, go get people from the third floor. That's how you can repay. Get some of the... Go get some third floor people. No problem taking my money. You can take my card if you want it. Oh, Greer is probably already off the Henny. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going home. I'm going home.

Never mind. I sat down. I spoke... Wait, hold on. Hey, stay. It's not even on you. No, Trent walked out. Trent walked out?

Yeah. He heard there was Henny because that... Yeah. Henny and Rumpelmint are his two bugaboo's. Yes. Dude, I have Henny all over me, and I smell so good. Yeah, it's like a cologne. How many Hennys have you had?

Sugar. That's a good thing. We need to go get another bottle of Henny. I got my card ready. I would like a I mean where are the customers Clemmer what is your Preferred alcohol

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Should I go get another bottle of Henny? Not the big bottle. The little one? Why are we getting another bottle? Yeah, we don't need another one. Halfway full. Love the optimism, Rome. But we probably need another. Maybe a bottle of Zambuca.

But it's... Pull up the graphic for fucking Pat. I don't think Pat has seen this. What have I not seen? What don't you understand about this? It's Friday. All I want is Hennessy. Is this Ebony?

No, it's... Is this a Beltran original? Before I got this job, I put this on my Snapchat story every Friday. Hennessy hundreds and ahead. Why is it in like a wine glass? That's how people drink Hennessy. Get in there, Vibs.

Get after it. I think a cousin of those, you know those like holiday mass techs? Like Gobble Gobble, I'm going to slurp up your nuts tonight or something. Those are my favorites. Everyone's oldest cousin is like, goes crazy for that. Loves them. There's ants in some cities that like that kind of shit too. For real?

Yeah. What are the best cities to fucking ant? To fucking ant? I would imagine Grand Rapids. Grand Rapids, best beer, best ants. No, I got to think like the Southwest. Nah. No.

No, because the bugs are bigger there, right? What? Hard to beat a fucking ant. Oh, my God. This guy thinks we're saying an A-N-T. No, I don't think he does. This dude just discovered homonyms, dude. Yeah, what about fucking a bat?

She is. Oh, it's easily that. Oregon. Did you see the microscope picture of the ant's face? Oh, it was almost human. It was horrifying. It was the scariest thing I've ever seen. I've got to see it.

No, I've got to see it. You thought you saw it all. That's to see it. Everyone's kind of speaking in a funny accent. We're off the henny. I'm off the henny and grape. Perhaps it's called a black scent. Is it?

I'm not sure what you're talking about. That was my super white voice. Oh, that's an actual ant? It looks like a Pixar character. Donnie Darko. Yeah, dude. It's not real. I don't know who that is.

It's not real. The rabbit from Donnie Darko. Looks kind of like the scarecrow mask in Batman. It's got real. The rabbit from Donnie Darko. Looks kind of like the Scarecrow mask in Batman. You got teeth? Ants? Ants got teeth? Yeah, they're kind of leaves. Oh, I'm feeling this.

I only had two half. Give me it off the head. All right, all right. Do a junior. Let me start. He's scary. No. Why?

What do you mean? It's a very scary drink. We need some independent, unlicensed hip hop. Wrong. Independent. Clemmer, you look like you've got to puke for the past ten minutes. No, no. I don't like it.

It's a bad taste in my mouth. That Henny is gross. Shut up, Clemmer. Stop saying that. It's right here. Bring the vibes down. But now I kind of want another half of it. You're an alcoholic.

That's how it works. It's like an IV. I feel like there's a lot of white rappers in the Indianapolis area. Has to be. The Naptown area. Is it Naptown? We had a dude in high school named Jordan Newdunks Berry. Newdunks?

Yeah, he allegedly went blind from drinking Promethazine. Is he on Spotify? I don't think so. Dude, what was the song that Donnie showed us? That's right. Fuck Falmouth High School. Fuck Falmouth High School. That's a song.

Actually, yeah, can we put that on? Is this for you or for everybody? That's for Zach. Me and Zach had quite the weekend in Florida. For real? Yeah, we were at UF. What were you guys off of? Gainesville.

Courvoisier? We were off of Courvoisier. We were off of High Noons. We were off of Lights. Mostly High Noons, though. Damn, that does sound like a wild-ass weekend. It was me, Glennie, and... Everybody sing it now. Jump, jump!

Your job, your one job, is not Clemmer from Sitting. No, I said I would welcome you, but I didn't want to sit. We want to see how long you can stand. I stood for a while, and then... You have, like, a cry face right now. Yeah, he doesn't like Henning.

I don't like... Yeah, if I don't like something, it's really... It really shows up in my face. It makes you cry? No, no, not cry, but I make this, like, face. Like, I'm disgusting. It brings up memories. People want Trent.

You strike me as someone who only eats fish sticks or something like that. I'm going to text you. Dew's definitely wants multiple shots. Yeah, he's acting like he's dirty. I'm going to do a lap around the office with this. I'm going to be like the definitely once it multiple shots yeah he's acting like he's 30 I'm gonna do a lap around the office with this I'm gonna be like the Pied Piper no no no dude I'll at least bring a camera with you bring them in here I'll bring them in okay you know lure them with that I don't understand where out the trail of Hennies yeah like Hansel and Gretel dudes are just

chasing it down here comes this guy but do you have a restricted diet? Do I? Yes. No. So you'll eat anything, but you won't drink anything, and you're an alcoholic. I'm not an alcoholic. That's a lie. Is it a misnomer? Why has Tommy been saying that then? Because that's what Rico said.

A couple weeks ago, we did a snuffing torches stream 9 p.m. on a Wednesday after Survivor, and Clemmer was drinking a high noon. That's not bad. Thank you. It was a nice enjoyable conversation about a show I like with some people I've dealt with. The problem is you're addicted to it,

but that's fine. Okay. Is that why Rico always says that? Yeah. He thinks you're a booze hound. He does, yeah. How did that start, that narrative? With Kirk on Kirk Show.

Gotcha. And what did they say? What's their reasoning for it? They witnessed it or? Yeah, I went to a couple of live shows and I definitely had a couple there. I like to drink. Yeah. Yeah.

You're also thin. Yeah. So it affects you differently than our more portly friends. Yeah, so I'm old, right? So like. Who is this? Who is this? This is, he's a Boston area rapper.

Samy Allen? All Michigan, I think. Or Hall, Mass. Fuck Falmouth High. Do you think you could survive without alcohol? Yeah. How long? How long?

I'm asking you how long do I need to survive without, like, forever? Yeah, never again. That's 20 minutes. I could survive. It would be a wretched existence. Yeah, I wouldn't be as happy as I am now. You wouldn't be yourself, yeah. So you feel you have a dependency and be as happy as I am now. You wouldn't be yourself. So you have a dependency and you're happy.

You don't fuck sober. You're afraid to. Smokes? Yeah. Smokes don't fuck sober. Don't fuck sober? You will when you get married. Dependent.

Why? Scary? Yeah, too scary. I don't even like girls. What about in the morning? No, I don't like to share beds. I don't like to share beds with women. Does it?

No. Does it have sex with the lights on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually prefer the lights on. I see where I'm putting it. Yeah. Look at them titties. Look at that ass.

Yeah. It's even bouncy. This one girl. Two for two, babes. You can't have too dark. I can't see anything. I can't enjoy it. I like to see the titties.

Yeah. Totally. Get him a shot of Henny. You need some more of this Henny. Nick is loose with the Henny here. I'll pour you up some. I got a shot. I got a shot. Make sure he has one.

Yeah, he's got some in there. Does anybody have any fallen homies that they want to throw back to? Nah, it's been some lames dying. I'm kind of hoping one of my homies dies soon so I get a tattoo. On God? You're fine on it.

I was going to say. You are going to need another bottle. Is Fish coming back for round two? Come on in, everybody in. Fish has a problem. Sir. Sir. Take this out of my hands. take this out of my hands.

Take this out of my hands. Should we form a line and have them just one at a time? One at a time? This room stinks, right? Yeah. I know Quigs is a handy boy. Quigs is for sure in line. All right.

Put your hand. All right. Bang, bang. One at a time. One at a time. One dollar. That'll be one dollar. No, no.

You get it. You take it. You get it. You take it. You get it. You get it. Get it. No, Jay. Of course not. We at a time. One dollar. That'll be one dollar. No, no. You get it, you take it. You get it, you take it. You get it, you get it. No, Jay, of course not. We're off the Hennessy. We're not off the Chasers. Everyone's paying, too. You get it, you take it.

Pay me a dollar. Fish. Fish is back. Fish is back. Coleman's in here. What's up, brother? This dude's got a rivalry with Pat Beverly. No mixers.

No mixers. No mixers. No mixers. No chasers. No mixers. I haven't even been able to mix. No mixer, no chasers. No mixers and no chasers. Rules are rules. I'm allowed to. Here's Quigs.

It's different. You're a woman. Here, pour up. Let me get that shot glass so I can keep on pouring. Coleman hasn't even got his Hennessy. Coleman hasn't even fucking paid me. Who will buy this wonderful shot of Henny? It's a buck a shot.

Coleman's notoriously cheap. It's a buck a shot. It's a buck a shot. Well, you're not going to delete intern from your name, bitch. Nick really is. Coleman appreciates you, brother. That's one down for Coleman. One down for Caroline.

Why are you so dressed up? That's the Relax, baby. It's the occasion, brother. What is this, a wedding? Any Fridays is the occasion. That's one down for Fish. Up next, we have two of our kings. It's Friday.

It's Friday. I got a rule for you today. You got to put yourself in the thumbnail today. You have to put yourself in the thumbnail. Yes. I'm taking this shot ahead. Yep. Do it. You have to.

This is the thumbnail god. Thumbnail this shot ahead. Yep. Do it. You have to. This is the thumbnail god. Thumbnail god, everybody. Hell yeah. Ready? Turn to the camera for thumbnail shot. You have to. What do you mean

you don't know if you can? He's giving you permission. Yeah. Who's in charge, dude? Nobody's in charge today. Hold the clip. Henny's in charge today. I'm God. We're off to Henny. You're in the charge today. Hold the clip. Henny's in charge today. I'm God.

We're off to Henny. You're in the thumbnail today. Mackenzie, get on up here. We can get a different shot glass. We got you a new glass. No, no, no. Let's get you a new glass. No, no, no.

That's fine. That's fine. I completely... Mackenzie walks in with a mask. You shouldn't be made to feel bad for wanting to be sanitary, but it's going to be a bigger shot if you want it out of that because I don't have bad spatial awareness. It's a problem as a child. All right, now you got a charades and animal. Charades and

animal. You picked the animal. They brought a dollar coin in here to pay. Cash is king, always has been. Let me tell you a little bit about Sacagawea. First dark liquor for Momoa in three years. Oh, whoa, whoa.

That's even Kaepernick in the building. You can gritty for it. You two can gritty for it. Both of them have to gritty. It's simultaneous gritty. Winner gets one shot, loser gets two shots. For the hen. Oh, you have to gritty.

It's a new rule. You can get the buck back. No, no, no. You can get the buck back if they both gritty. Gritty, gritty, gritty, gritty, gritty. The gritty is at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, pass each other like kale. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Come on. One more time. They got it here. That was good. Yeah, that was good. Wait, did Fish and Coleman get back in line? Coleman got back in line.

Fish got back in line the whole time. A couple of young Clemmers in the building. Fish keeps coming to the front of the line. What is this, Oliver? Who will buy this wonderful feeling? This wonderful Henny. Who will buy? That was a bitch-ass shot.

That was a bitch-ass shot. Who will buy? Yeah, yeah. Consider yourself a Henny drinker. You got to pick a pocket or two. How do you know all these followers? Where's the talent, boys? Where's the talent?

Riley, you're back in line. Riley. The blood of Christ, brother. Step right up. Rip a Hail Mary right before you take it. Tell us as much of the Hail Mary as you know. Hail Mary. Don't help him.

Praise the Lord with thee. Blessed are thou amongst women. Blessed are thou. Blessed are thou. Hello. Sacrilegious, you're going to hell. All right, drink this instead. St. Ignatius Wolfpack all day, bro.

State playoffs. Wolfpack. IHSA. St. Ignatius Wolfpack all day, bro. State playoffs. Wolfpack. IHSA. St. Ignatius? Ohio? No. There's two? There's plenty of Ignatiuses, dude.

Ignatius was one of the biggest. That's St. Ed's rival. They were tough. We getting an Our Father out of this one? Coleman? Coleman went to BC. You know he knows the Our Father. Hit us with an Our Father, Coleman.

No, no, no. I want the Nicene Creed out of your crazy ass. No know he knows the Our Father. Hit us with an Our Father, Coleman. No, no, no. I want the Nicene Creed out of your crazy ass. No one knows the Nicene Creed. Please. KB knows the Nicene Creed. KB, rip that thing. I used to. Let me look it up and try to remember.

What is it? Like, give me the strength? You mean read? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thinking, thinking. I just told Trent to come in the act. He's like, I'm in the office.

We won't tell him. No, I walked past him. No, he said, fuck his moment. I tried to get him to. He said, fuck no, thinking, thinking. I just told Trent to come in the act. He's like, I'm in the office. We won't tell him. No, I walked past him. No, he said, fuck this moment. I tried to get him to. He said, fuck no, that's rude. I texted everyone that's here. This is your last shot of Hennessy. You're abusing the welfare system right now.

This is a guy who's rich and he's using his EBT card. Chickwits is about to have the worst edited video of all time. That was a bad poor fish, but you know what time it is. Roan's doesn't take a shots, which has been amazing. That's not true at all. I've been fucking snipping. Wait, fish, where are you from? Why are you coming here?

Look at you snipping at me. I know you're snipping at me when you're sober as fuck. Toronto? Toronto rappers? Ooh, tell us about the... What? No, like someone we can play. Can you tell us about the apple cider you're making this weekend?

Making cider? Yeah. Say it into the microphone. Say it into the mic. Let me know. Now I'm interested. This sounds good. Yeah, so what's it called?

I went to an apple orchard this weekend, or last weekend, bought a bunch of apples, and now I'm trying to figure out what to do with them, and I don't want to bake, so apple cider. Yeah. Wow, do you have a press? Unpasteurized bullshit? What was that? Dangerous. Unpasteurized bullshit? Was it? Dangerous.

Unpasteurized? You gotta pasteurize it. Oh yeah, I take it raw, baby. It's his favorite drink. It is, it is. Very true. You make some hard cider, I would gladly drink it. How do you make it hard? Rocking it? I don't know. Oh, I think fermented. You got some real clever boys. What did you go on about? I don't know how. It's probably

someone with yeast, but I don't want to do that. That takes too long. You're just going to raw dog some cider? So if you're a lazy guy with a bunch of apples, why don't you just eat the apples? I'm going to do that too, but brother, there's so many apples. Word? Word? Take the henny first and then finish that sentence.

For real, for real. Brother, apples are surprisingly cheap if you go to an orchard. I wouldn't expect them to be expensive at all. I don't think they grow on trees. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. I learned that this weekend. It's great. That's a Simpsons quote.

Hell yeah. Okay, I'm leaving now. What day did you go to the orchard on? Went on Saturday. Saturday orchard. Do you have any pictures? No. Me and my girlfriend are notoriously bad for taking pictures.

We take one per year. You're a side hoe. Yeah. You're a side hoe. You know what? Nah, probably. You ever make the feed? What was that?

You ever made the feed? I don't want to. I don't like be like. Oh, he's a side. Oh, yeah. Wait, wait. You don't. All right.

Yeah, I get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do. You don't. Yeah, I get you. So what she's saying is pictures of the scenery. Walking around in an apple orchard all day, you're dirty, you're kind of sweaty. Like, that's not prime picture taking. I thought he asked if you ever made the feat ever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've been together long enough. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long? Long enough makes it seem like it's done. Seven and a half years now. We've been together long enough. Oh, fuck. So you've definitely. Yeah, I've been way too late Seven and a half years now. We haven't gotten long enough. Oh, fuck. So you've definitely... Yeah, I've been way too late.

It would be so funny if he hadn't made the feed. I thought that was what he was saying. Seven and a half years? Yeah. Is it true that apple juice makes you poop more? Yes. I don't know. I hate apple juice.

Apple cider for life. What the hell is the difference? What the hell? Color. One is like solid, one's not. What? Color, I mean. Like solid color versus translucent.

You know what I mean. I don't know if I do know what you mean. I lauded that as the number one juice the other day. What? What? I think cranberry's number one. Oh, whoa. UTI over here.

That acidic bullshit? That's not number one. I do fuck with cranberry, actually. Yeah, cranberry's like the best kind of juice. Orange is obviously the best. What the fuck, boys? Pineapple, pineapple. Apple juice is a hangover, I'll tell you that.

No, it's too much sugar. It'll just dehydrate you, I feel like. It's a fair question. Do you need some more Henny before you go? No, I'm... Alright, come on. I don't want TGA to... Okay, fine.

Send TGA in. TGA here? I tried to find TGA. I couldn't. Where's he at? Where's Happy? TGA rules with an iron fist. Yeah.

TGA's in Hoboken right now doing some stream prep for the week. So what TGA don't know won't hurt him. Ooh. He's probably watching it. You know. Or someone's going to tweet at him. No, they won't. No, they are.

No, we trust our fans. No No just do it. You're good Okay, yeah sure I was gonna do it into the camera, but you pulled it away at the last second. I got you Off the Henny. Oh, are you did you just rat him out to TGA? This is now the second time you've ratted me out. Oh, no. This is now the second time you've ratted me out this week. Oh, this week? Second time this week?

Yeah. You were snorting cocaine. The first time made sense. Okay, yeah. I'll give it up for that then. Yeah, that wasn't really a rat help. More of him looking out for you as a friend. Steven, come do another shot of Hennessy.

Yeah, Steve has more. Yeah. Why was Fish cut off? He had like five. He had another shot of Hennessy. Do you have more? Why was Fish cut off? He had like five. He had five shots of Hennessy. This is like a welfare system where we're subsidizing shots. It's not a payment issue, it's a fairness issue. Why are you trying to get Fish hammered?

I don't want to get him. I want him to drink. Clemmer one more. He's got one, alright. Here comes Che. Alright, I'm officially under $100 on that bottle, so that's okay. What about your Venmo? How much has your Venmo made? Oh, God.

Yeah, that could be a lot. What song is this? Champion. Oh, my God. It's gifted. That's all from today? How much? Uh-oh. Oh no.

So 100, well, we did say... Oh no. Hennessy. That's what he's planned the whole time. You're cutting people off? You said Hennessy, hundreds, and head. Wow. And you've gotten two of those so far.

He's gotten hundreds. He's gotten hundreds and he's gotten Hennessy. You might have to finish the... Am I going to trifecta? You might have to get the hat trick. We are going to the bathhouse. Oh. While you're down there, suck him.

While you're down there, why don't you suck his cock for us? For us. For all of us. All of us. Not even for him. He wants to see it. For us. I want another shot of All of us. Not even for him. He wants to see it. For us. I want another shot of Henny, too. Hell yeah, brother.

That's what it's done with. Matt, what are your top five content pairings in the office that you'd like to see suck each other? Oh. Content pairings that you'd like to see suck each other. Don't you feel sick? Number one is content Kim and Bella. Content Kim and Bella is a good power duo. This conversation is going to get us taken off the air. We were thinking guys.

Talking about vacuuming. Sorry, sorry, sorry. There's a fucker with your face. Zahn Troops. Hell no. Is this Cedar Park? This is Cedar Park. Tommy, what's going on, Tommy?

Are you going to throw it out? No, swallow the sack. It's a Malasack. Malasack. Malasack's been off the apple juice with the amount he's been shitting in jars. Yeah. He's got it drying out. I didn't realize what this was.

Best, uh, you need another one? I need. Yes, pour straight up. Young Vibbert. Today, boys. I think we spilled as much as we drank. That's the magic of Henning. How fucked is your phone, Ro?

Wendy's Chicken Nuggets right now. Frosty's fries. There he goes. Did he spill it directly onto your phone? I did, yeah. So why? Like, why not the cup? He missed.

I thought I wasn't drinking. I was trying to pour him a shot, being a good friend. Sorry I'm going to make you smell delicious. Yeah, it's like a cologne, which is a paradox for Jerry, who's sober, but the best smelling thing that you could put on your body is Hennessy. As an aficionado. What's the difference between whiskey and Hennessy? Cognac.

I don't know. Maybe spices? Maybe some subtle spicing? One's cooler to say, for sure. One's more sophisticated. Cognac? Cognac. Cognac is fun to say.

It's a blast to say. It fucking rolls off the tongue Bibs is hammered it is you can see my reflection in his eyes yeah

they are glazed over looks like Krispy Kreme eyes dude I think hear me out on this but Tommy who just bought Krispy Kreme

was it Meek Mill no no no like a bigger company bought Krispy Kreme. What is MyPillow? Was it MyPillow? TJ, can we look up who bought Krispy Kreme? TJ, we need you to have a shot.

Brother, I've been sipping. I've been sipping. I know Zah's been taking them because when he drinks, he sweats. Sweating during the winter. Donald's bought Krispy Kreme. When he drinks, he sweats. Oh, yeah. Sweating during the winter. Oh, yeah. Sweating during the winter.

Donald's bought Krispy Kreme. No, they're just selling it in stores. Oh, okay. Testing. That's dope, though. But Tommy's trying to pull a sneaky move that could get one of our coworkers seriously injured, and I'm trying to talk him out of this. What are you talking about?

You're trying to bring Tico Texas to the Yankees game. That's undeniably good content. Tico at the Yankee game is undeniably going to lead to some revenge. You're trying to get revenge. No, it was awesome on the stream, and that was good enough. All right, here. You want her at the Yankees game where someone will be violent to her, but you won't have to do it. Here's the issue.

Tomorrow, Hubs has a wedding. Frankie has a wedding. Big Evan Spider are out of town. So the stream would be like me, Marty, Emrags, and Tico. I don't give a fuck. Tico doesn't get, that doesn't bother me. So there would be no good reactions there. That's not what you were texting me.

There's no foil for Tico tomorrow if we just do a stream at the office. If we go to the game. Yeah, I love that. If we go to the game. Bring her to Yankee Stadium, it's undeniable good clips. Roan said that Tommy will have to protect her. He will.

If something happens to her, I love that. And I love if you fail. If a guy... I could talk to you. Tommy, say it right now. If a guy... Or a girl. No, if a guy...

Because Tico can handle herself as a girl. No, but if it's like... Tommy will fight the guy. I think Tico can handle herself against anyone. She shouldn't be getting in a fight. She's not going to get in a fight. Yes, dude. TJ?

There's no way she's getting in a fight. Depends where we sit. Where are you guys sitting? We're not in the bleachers. Yankees fans are scumbags. We're like six rows up in right field. Who were the dudes behind you guys last night? Random guys? They were just random people for the watch party. You were field. Who were the dudes behind you guys last night? Random guys?

They were just random people for the watch party. You're taking a... They were dope. A chemical, like, explosive situation from a controlled environment to an uncontrolled environment. Yeah, you're inviting everybody... K.A. views, Steven. You're putting the most wiggly bait on a hook

and dropping it into a shark pit. And you're like, oh, no sharks are going to bite the bait. I think if you think Tico's going to legitimately get physically assaulted tomorrow. No, it's not physical. Right. If the Yankees get eliminated and she's chanting sweep. Well, they can't be eliminated tomorrow. Okay.

Oops. If they lose tomorrow. The Yankees lose. Right. Yeah, I mean, that'll be some good videos. If a girl fights her, you also have to stop that. You're equally culpable if you bring her and a woman fights her. So I will.

She doesn't have to come. Let me do it. Do what? Bring her. We are. She's playing. Yes. And so, Roan's trying to talk us out of it.

What did Dave say? What are two good clips? What did Dave say? Dave was fine with it. Read the text. So, the original plan was it was going to be me, Marty, and TJ were going to go to the game because we didn't think we were going to stream. And then I saw the momentum on Twitter this morning.

I saw everything talking about Tico on the stream. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing this where it's like, oh, we're avoiding Tico, Texas. It's like we got to bring Tico to the game with us. So,'ll be me marty tj and tico at the game i got it cleared with big cat i got it cleared with dave so what did you text to dave and what did he say dave texted me ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun with a t with a uh taco head oh he likes you likes you they joke yeah we joke like that i'm'm jealous. And I said, lovers quarrel. We'll get through it.

Classic laugh. He said, LMFAO. No, he didn't. I said, tomorrow Hobbs got a wedding. Big F, Spidey Frankie out of town. So we thought instead of stream, we'll go to the game with Tico, get clips there, Yankee Stadium. Is that fine? And he said, yikes.

What happens if you get in a fight? And I said, I will try to use my word to de-escalate the situation. And he did not respond to that. That's not a no. That is not a yes. He said you got it cleared. Yeah, that's a clear, Pat. That's 100% a clear.

That's a he's playing along with it. Who doesn't want to see Tico in Yankee Stadium? Not in her mouth. Badly, badly. Big Cat too. Yes. Yes in her mouth. Badly. Badly. Big Cat, too. Yes. Yes, bring her. Big time.

I texted Big Cat. I was like, bring Tico to the game. Think her and the crowd will be funny. Can't risk the narrative. We're avoiding her. And he goes, yeah, I was just about to say she should go. And I was like, way ahead of you. And he was like, yeah.

So we're clear. Tommy just wants to go to the game. I do. Pat just wants to watch the world burn. I undeniably want to go to the game. I love. Pat just wants to watch the world burn. I undeniably want to go to the game. I literally want to watch the chaos more than anyone else here, including me. I love chaos. You have a good heart, but there's rough edges.

Pat, a bad person. I sat next to Gaz for all these years. I watched the world burn rubbed off. I was indoctrinated, exactly. My little finger. I don't think anything bad will happen. I don't think so either. I don't think anything bad will happen.

And if you do, you know, you bring your firearm. You think Tico will be drunk? What are you going to do? Open carry. If something happens, what would you do? You open carry to the chair. Absolutely nothing. But I know I could talk Yankee fans off the ledge.

I could be like, oh, whatever. It's here. We're doing a video. I've been asking to get in a fight for like a year and a half. Tico beats the shit out of TJ. I also need to film it for evidence and content. What if Tico beats you up? Yeah, that's true.

I don't see that happening. That would be awesome. That actually is the one silver lining is that she smacks the fuck out of you. No, I'm saying close fist over top of him.

That's your ex too, so it's going to be awkward. Isn't she here? What if she whips your ass in the nail? I saw it. She tweeted like HQ bound to make

a reaction video. That was like four hours ago. I haven't seen her today. Say that again, Rowan. What if she does watch? She beats your ass and then eats your ass. What happens? If she bends you over your little seat in section 118 and fucking eats your ass.

Licks your ass. Licks your asshole. There's nothing you can do. That'd be a hell of a video. Then she puts on our OnlyFans. Think about the views. She doesn't give you a pat. Think about the views.

Would you put it out? Tico licking my ass at Yankee Stadium? Would you put your ass out for it to get licked? Would you put out? Period. Yeah. All right, so then why don't you do it? So let Tico eat your ass.

Oh, come on. Hey, tell me another shot. Yeah. No, no, no. Yes. I'm going to get dehydrated. Then get a glass of water to go with it. One water per one shot.

You're the only one that has a chaser here. Oh. Clemmer. We're in alcohol. Chrissy. Clemmer. Chrissy Confrontational. Yes.

That comer's got one. I got the grape. Oh. Chris, you have any power rankings you want to do in the office of bad employees or anything like that? Who are your least favorite people? You, obviously. Tommy's first. You like me a lot. You me yeah you're a great guy you're something else

um no no i don't know i don't i don't think so i don't think so okay i have enough enemies already how long is your commute in it's long it's like an hour 20 each way where are you saying it's a long i'm in one island my wife wanted to get like a place in the other water so i'm like all right but the only place we could afford would be pretty far out. How close to the water? Like right there. On the water? It's a houseboat.

Pretty much. That's awesome. Pretty close. I can see it from a houseboat that way. It's nice. It's awesome. But like I said, it's a long commute in. Are we all invited?

Some of you. Big green egg? I'm sorry, no? The grill. The grill. The green egg? I'm sorry, no? The grill. The grill. The green egg. The grill. Do you have any water sports?

DJ, pull up a big green egg. Any power water sports? Power water sports? Maybe a small Zodiac, some jet skis, anything we can do on the water? I don't know. No, we're only running until the end of the year. Pontoon. An ocean-going pontoon.

What if we took the slush fund and bought you a jet ski that you and your wife could share? That sounds great. It'll cool down. You could commute to work on it, probably. I'm not ungrateful. Here's the big green egg. It's not ungrateful. That's a big green egg right there.

Oh, wow. I don't have anything like that. He's so sexy. We have a nice little outside porch area. Francis has a big green egg. Yeah, it's lovely. He made me a chop on it once. It's good. Smoking a brisket and some ribs. I has a big green egg. Yeah, it's lovely. Made me a chop on it once. It's good.

Smash or pass, Mark Zuckerberg? Smash! And the money is there, and you might get money. I mean, you fucking answer this. Smash, of course. With the money's there, what if the money's not there? It's like there's a 50-50 shot he might throw you a million after. You have to come in fast as hell, like a minute.

Fast. You could? You have to finish. Could you come in a minute? Yeah, probably. Zuckerberg. Yeah. A lot of people tell me I look like Mark Zuckerberg,

so I'm trying to start the narrative that he's really hot. I think people say that about Dave, and you think you're Dave. Yeah. A lot of people. I could go through my mentions, brother. I get a lot of mentions and I look like Mark Zuckerberg. Who else do you get? Jeter. Some kid that

does reviews that's hideous. Wait, Report of the Week? Oh, no. Maybe. I love Report of the Week. I bought a shortwave radio so I could listen to his show. He's great. Wait, who's Report of the Week? Reporter of the week is the best. I have to see a picture.

Does he review the past food? The bra? Review bra? Yes, something like that. That's reporter of the week. That's review bra. Does he wear a suit or something like that? Yeah.

Oh, I know him. He's great. He does pizza sometimes. I'm sure he's great. He's just not a person you'll probably want to look like. That's fucking good. What do you mean, dude? This is who they say you look like?

Oh, no. That guy looks like me a little bit, too. That guy looks like a chameleon. Did you see your face on the jelly beans? What? On the jelly beans. The new jelly belly. What's the gambling jelly belly thing?

No. Go to the jelly belly. Yeah, Bean Boozled the gambling Jelly Belly thing? No. Go to the Jelly Belly. Yeah, Bean Boozled. Oh, yeah. Where's you? Your face is on it. Tell me if this guy looks like Roan.

I was at the costume shop and this pirate guy that modeled for this looks like Roan. I love Roan lookalikes. Yeah. So many. They have to be pretty spot on.

Maybe it doesn't. I don't know. I'm going to hold it up to the camera. Here, they can zoom in on. Maybe it doesn't. I don't know. I'm going to hold it up to the camera. Vibs is... Vibs is... This is blacked out drunk. Is Vibs drinking before this?

Wait a minute. Whoa. Wait a minute. I'm seeing fights are Donnie, but not Roan. Better focus. Better focus. There it is. Wait, send it to...

The mustache. Wish I cost you mustache. Yeah, you got my ass. Fuck. That man is a working model. That's a good looking dude. DJ, can you pull up the beam boozled? Take that shot, Vibs.

I think Vibs should sue. Yeah, that's his likeness. Beam boozled? No, it's a red one. Go to him. There's the Kansas City Chiefs fan. No, no, no. It's a red one. Where did it go? They're by your right foot.

Ah. There's the Kansas City Chiefs fan. Yes. That wears the suit and the visor. No, this Bean Boozle is you, dude. Look at that. Those motherfuckers. That's just you, dude.

Yeah. I even think they got the eye color right, Hazel. Everything about it is you on lowering the bar eating something super spicy. That's bullshit. You just. Is that an homage? This is recent? Yeah.

You could play that game. It has to be because didn't you do it? Great game. You did Bean Boozled. Yeah. It's you. What the fuck? It's getting fucked again. We're not making any money off it. God damn it. This is always getting Yeah. It's you. What the fuck? You're just getting fucked again. We're not making

any money off it. God damn it. This is always getting fucked. This is bullshit. Oh, it doesn't matter. It's all right. I got you guys.

You have any lookalikes that popped up? Those are some of my favorites too. Of me? Yeah. I get them all the time and they're pretty accurate.

Yeah. They're random people not like celebs. Yeah. It's funny when you get someone who's ugly as fuck. It sucks so bad. I can't imagine what that's like.

What do you mean? You get fucking compared to Wolverine, who's one of the most handsome of the X-Men. He gets the teacher in Fairly Oddparents. He looks like an anime character. Like a bad shot of Willem Dafoe. That looks like you. Willem Dafoe in A Bad Day. So Willem Dafoe is who you get? I just said it's bad when you get compared to an ugly person. That looks like you. Willem Dafoe on a bad day. So Willem Dafoe is who you get?

I just said it's bad when you get compared to an ugly person. That's the top. Willem Dafoe, I'm fine with that. But like you said, the Fairly Oddparents guy, is that what his name is? Rocker, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not great. I've always said Klemmer is the next door neighbor in a Pixar movie who sees the toys move, and he's taking out the trash,

and the garbage rips through the bottom. Yeah, yeah. move and he's taking out the trash and the garbage rips through the bottom. Climbers the guy and is like, I need to steal those toys magic for myself. What were you about to say, KB? Wasn't there a woman on the cover of a magazine that resembled you? There's many women. There's the old...

Was it Amelia Earhart? There's a Major League There's the old Demi Moore's book. Was it Amelia Earhart? Major League Baseball. There's a Major League Baseball woman, a league of their own. No, it was a magazine. It's not a magazine. Yes, it was.

No, it's a book. It's Demi Moore. Oh, it was a book, yeah. It's Demi Moore's book cover. Who was on it? You look like Demi Moore. Oh, it was Demi Moore. You look like Demi Moore.

You're wasted, Kyle. Yeah, fuck. He was so adamant and then immediately knew who he was. Well, that's another shot. Should we get one more round? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of, fuck. He was so adamant and then immediately knew he was wrong. Well, that's another shot. Should we get one more round? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course. We have to finish the bottle. We do. And I got to go to the fucking Phillies game. I meant more for rank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's you. Yeah, that's young Demi Moore.

Oh, yeah. That's you. Like, a lot of yours are women, but I wouldn't say that you're a feminine-looking man. But I'm face bald. No facial hair. I'm face bald. I can tell feminine looking man. No facial hair. You can tell you look like your mother, though. A little more than your dad?

Probably. I look like my mom. Same. You look like your dad, probably, Kyle. Tommy's dad guy. Frankie Borelli's a... Actually, you'd think Frankie Borelli's a mom guy, but he's actually a dad guy. He looks like his dad.

Because he looks like a lesbian, Frankie. Aren't you guys both Yankees teammates together? Aren't you guys supposed to be in lockstep? We have fun around here. It doesn't seem like it when Tico puts you guys in your pocket and you guys are all fucking moping. Shit. Sad as fuck the entire time. On the verge of saying something that would ruin it for all of us.

For all of us. For all of us. You guys can goof around and still people won't be like, oh, he's a fake fan. You can laugh along. I think Frankie was the only one that handled it well. Frankie would laugh. I don't think you were bad, but you guys can still joke around when your team is losing

and people will still believe you. It puts me in a legitimately bad mood. But there was the part of me that was, and there's a few shots where I was like, I mean, Hubs and Tico going at each other is an undeniably hysterical rivalry. It's like when they're yelling at each other. Yeah, it's good.

There's the part where it's like, damn, I'm so mad the Yankees can't fucking get a hit with their own scoring position, but at the same time, Hubs and Tico hate each other. And that's so fucking funny. Remember that clip? The content brain in me is like, damn, this is probably such a strange thing. It hurt John Rich.

He needs some medicine. What the fuck happened to him? Fell down the steps. Look at this pussy. Dude, he hobbled in. He was watching the Yak at home. He came in for this. He got hurt.

He tweeted about it. He came in for Hennessy. He got hurt at Amateur Night at the Apollo. You're a slob, John. He got hurt at Amateur Night at the Apollo? Yeah, he fell down the steps. Finished the bottle, John. I saw his ankle wasb, Tony. Did he get hurt at amateur night at the Apollo? Yeah, he fell down the steps. Finish the bottle, Johnny. I saw his ankle was swollen.

What happened to you? Look at his ankle. He's refusing to go to the doctor. It's not better. It's better. It looks like it's great. Pass that over to him and get on the mic so we can hear what he's saying. He tweeted this an hour ago.

Think about risking greater interest. I mean, that bottle. Oh, boy. Yeah, buddy. Oh, chill out. Oh, my God. Think about risking greater interest I mean that bought that whole Oh boy Yeah buddy Oh chill out Oh my god I don't have that ankle I don't have it We prescribed it

That's a lot more than I thought That's a lot more No You don't gotta finish Don Rich Don Rich you wanna sit In an actual seat No I gotta sit

No I'm good Alright Okay So I was leaving the house was it two days ago on thursday yeah it's kind of hard to explain i'm on the top floor of my apartment complex and there's like i don't know if it's called a banister like something like kind of above the stairs yeah that is really enticing to like swing from and go down it's honestly like meant for a backflip because like you get

like your momentum i don't know if this is a banister no it yeah i don't know like above the fireplace that's a that's a man yeah are you taking a picture of this is it like piping or something like uh or is it a beam it's maybe a bit of a beam so it's a beam i'm on the top floor so under a beam so above like the stairs is a level, like a surface. So basically, as I'm walking down the stairs, this is a terrible explanation. Essentially, it's just something I can swing from, and I've always really wanted to do it. And I've never had the balls. So you went for it.

Yeah. You fell down the steps? I didn't quite clear. I was close, man. I didn't quite clear the last step. This is extra embarrassing because over the summer, you fell from the top floor of the bunk at the Jersey Shore house. He has refused to admit it.

You never admit it. Your wails and moans are still etched in my mind. I was on the top bunk. You fell from a very high bunk. You fell from a very high bunk. I was sleeping on the first floor, and I heard it. That's a big bunk bed. It was the loudest boom I've heard.

You fell out of a bunk bed? Kyle texted me. He was like, yo, John Rich just fell out of the bunk so hard. And John Rich has not yet. He's never. You want a minute. I have zero recollection of it. Yeah, but it happened.

Not a single mark on my body. I'm not a big floor. Wailing. I don't remember wailing. You were wailing loudly. Well, let him gaslight you, John Rich. I've conceded that I believe you. I've conceded that I believe you. I've conceded that I believe you.

He's gaslighting. That never happened. But I will not concede that I have even the slightest recollection or any proof of it happening other than hearsay from other people. Eyewitness accounts? I'm just picturing you seeing a body whiz past you. I was deep asleep, and that's how loud it was that he was screaming and wailing. He heard the scream like it...

Wasn't that drunk either. I don't think you were just that asleep or something. It was a sleepwalking situation. Did you sleep heavily? No. You don't sleep that deeply? None of this adds up in my head. So this is before the talent show? What do you mean? Recent one.

Oh yeah, it was on the way. So I walked on it for an entire night. What talent show? It was Amateur Night at the Apollo. They made the Jackson 5. They made several celebrities. Lauren Hill. Was this the same day as the Asher Baron interview? Yeah, it was.

That's why I had a little bit of a buzz going. I had a little bit of a buzz going because Asher Barron, we were drinking some beers. I had some confidence. Damn. What a fucking day. Let's see the foot. Pull that foot out, John. Pull that foot out and pull some Henny.

You interview Asher Barron. You go to a talent show. You cry. You trip on a banister. How much for someone to take a shot off of John Rich's foot? Is it dark black right now? You should go to the doctor, man. What's that blue line?

That might be like a $100 bill. That ankle's supporting the... I have gross toes. Go to a doctor. It's not going to be grosser than your ankle, I promise you. You should go to the doctor. I'm walking so much better today than yesterday. Go to a doctor. It grows everything. It grows it in your ankle, I promise you. Yeah, but that just adds to it. You should go to the doctor. I'm walking so much better today than yesterday.

Doctors are just a racket for the insurance company. Just suck it up. They're going to tell me. They're going to tell me to put a brace on it and ice it. Maybe they'll get me some crutches, but I have a wrap at home. I can do that. I've been icing it. I'm walking a lot better today than yesterday.

Go run down the hall. No, I can't run. Race Clemmer. You should probably have some crutches. You saw me yesterday, Nick. I walked better in here than I was yesterday. You run down the hall. No, I can't run. Race Clemmer. You should probably ask Pratchett. You saw me yesterday, Nick. I walked better in here than I was yesterday. You need a cane. That looks worse than it did yesterday. You didn't really see it yesterday. You showed it to me on the run down.

You should use it as a witness. Yeah, but like sometimes it looks worse, like as it gets better because... When? Like, I don't know, the bruise settles? If I were you, I'd probably just go get some real hard pain pills. That's the fucking thing. I forgot the bruise is settling. The bruise is settling, yeah.

The blood. It looks Hennessy. Percocets and Hennessy go crazy together. I'd see the strongest stuff you can get. I'm shaking when I do that. Yeah. Shaking. Well, give us more Hennessy.

Take another pool. Just take another pool. That's fucking it. Clemmer, how much would it take for you to take a shot? No, don't Bogard that. Oh, shit. Bogard. Feed the kid.

Feed the kid. Oh, shit. Pass it down. Take one down. Pass it down. Pour yourself a shot on the way. Just a little halfy. We can pivot to our actual sponsor.

I don't sponsor this show. Oh, he brought Henny. I didn't want to Beauregard all the Henny. Beauregard. General Beauregard. Violet Beauregard the Henny. Been saying that for years. Pour yourself up some.

No, I have a double shot. Okay, same. I learned Beauregard. I think it was Jack Black in School of Rock. He told Zach Mooneyham to not Bogart the mic at the hand contest. Correct. Yeah, you are correct. I don't know. I didn't know the name, but.

All right, just give me. Kyle, what was the name of the Indian, the Native American tribe in Napoleon Dynamite? It was Shoshone. Okay. I thought it was Starp... Sharp... Sharp Shone. Sharp...

Sharp... Sharp Stoney. Sharp Stoney Arrowheads. Oh, boys. Are we cracking another bottle of Henny? Boys. It's already been cracked.

This is kind of sad. What? He goes, I killed the Henny. Killed the Henny. John brought a hole in the bottle. He brought more Henny.

He brought more Henny. Zah came in for the last... Let's go, Zah. Zah, take some of this. How you feeling? This is one for the homies. Unruly. I'm feeling gravy.

It's all gravy. What else? What's on the agenda today? You know what? I was going to go home, but plans have changed after this shot. Plans are changing. Plans are changing. Really?

Hennessy. Hennessy's out. HZ. Let's go get Big Hennessy. Let's get Trent in here. Let me go see if I can find Big Hennessy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Uh-oh. You spit up?

Oh, he puked in the shot glass. I can't do it. I'll try. We won't make it. What happened? I'm being pretty dramatic about the Hennessy. Every one of you pretty much is being pretty dramatic. I cannot swallow liquor.

I have a hard time too. I'm a pussy. What's floating in that shot? There's some saliva buildup. Yeah, I couldn't do it. Viv's hasn't been a pussy then. Nothing wrong with that, KB. He was on his way up.

Came to party. Oh, fuck. Why is it that color, bro? That shit does not... What beer color does that look like? Buy our paperweights. Jeez. It's so bad.

Buy our paperweights. I don't like... We have to spin the wheel. All the wheels. What other wheels do we have? Parlay wheel. Oh, parlay wheel. Which hit last week.

Can we start with the parlay wheel? That was the only exclusive in the sportsbook that hit last week. Yeah. We're sharks. We're sharps. Don't laugh it up, Clemmer. I got a question. When my ankle heals, I have to conquer the banister.

Yeah. Like, I have to do it successfully. You guys should have it on film now. We'll do it. I'll have it on film about it um we'll do it i'll get it on film this time john rich won a free flight to either vegas or orlando i thought he won a car he won a car too yeah i jumped the gun on the car so i entered a raffle for a car a mall at a mall yeah the mall it was actually my girlfriend me and her both entered it they called her like

real fucking excited on the phone oh my gosh we have incredible news for you like you entered i think they even said like you entered this car raffle we're with the newport mall like call us back immediately all excited told everyone in my general area that i want a car um they finally called back said actually the car drawing hasn't happened yet. But we had some leftover prizes, whatever the fuck that means. And one was a trip, a flight to Vegas, and one was a flight to Orlando. That's not a car. What mall is this?

The Newport Mall in Jersey City. It's kind of bullshit. We're calling them. I got the number. Maybe. You want them right now, Kyle? I'll probably have them. Are you going to call the mall?

I'll call the Newport Mall. But anyway, and then they tell me, so I can go to Vegas or Orlando, but I have to go pick up the prize in Atlantic City. Yeah, that's... That's just a scam. Like, it's just... It's going to be some kind of time shift. What is the...

Like, is it a flight to the city? Yeah, it's a flight. I think it's just a flight. A round trip. It said a travel voucher as well, but I don't know the... Yeah, it wouldn't drive to AC. I'm not going to AC for that. How much would the flight cost, and how much is it going to cost you to get to Amherst?

It would be more money, but I don't know. Yeah, but then you're paying money in Vegas. You're paying money in a lot more. Yeah, it's a net loss. It'll make me poorer to win that prize. Which one would you guys rather go to, Vegas or Orlando? Vegas by the way. Vegas by the way.

I'd rather go to Vegas than almost any city in America. Oh, really? I'm Orlando. I love Vegas. I fucking love Vegas. I don't like- How do you like Orlando so much? I don't like sloths or strippers, but I do love magicians.

And I would love to see his- Who has a residency there right now? Zed. Carrot Top. Carrot Top. Zed does? He got the- Cher. Cher chair does she

she seems like she would beers i think shania twain did uh she definitely used to i would love to see twain kelvin harris blue man group probably yeah i would i would do that man groups everywhere vegas though is vegas is so fucking cheap you can just buy drinks at like the cvs like buy like three dollar giant tall boys like you can go so cheap in vegas different kind of vegas like the You can just buy drinks at the CVS. Buy $3 giant Tallboys. You can go so cheap in Vegas. It's a different kind of Vegas. I love it. They have the buffets at the casinos. Are those cheap?

I've never really fucked with those buffets, but they are. Everyone says so. Vegas buffets. I mean, it depends on what hotel you're at, but if you're at a good hotel, it's some of the best meals you'll ever have. But a cheap one? No, no, no, no. There's the $10 lunch.

No, no, no. Not that. Go to a $40, $50 buffet at a. There's the $10 lunch. No, no, no, not that. Go to like a $40, $50 buffet at a Vegas hotel. One is $120. Anything you want. One of the best meals you'll ever have. I love it. Like you get any cuisine from any place.

I disagree. I'm with Clemmer on this. One of the best meals you ever have is crazy to say about a buffet. I just think it's the unlimited, like it's the aspect of I can have anything I want. I can have as much of it. Kind of a stupid opinion by Tommy, really. Well, you're an alcohol. I want to go to a buffet. of it kind of a stupid opinion by Tommy I want to go to a buffet I want to go to a buffet

you guys want to go to a buffet? I love Ponderosa I'll go with you we'll go to a buffet there have you ever been to a KFC buffet? yes I've only ever heard of it I worked at a KFC buffet I worked at the buffet

have you ever had a beyond entry level job? no I worked in a KFC buffet. Really? Yeah, when I worked at KFC. I worked at the buffet. That was the football. At the buffet. It was awful to deal with. Have you ever had a beyond entry-level job? No. That's this one. No, I spent... This is also an entry-level job. This is an entry-level job. Yeah.

And no. No, I spent like 15 years doing sales. Like, real, like, honest to God, like, regular people work. You were selling chicken sandwiches at KFC? What do you mean? No, no, no. This was back when I was 18 is when I worked at KFC. Okay. Have you been out with your wife on Long Island? No, no, no. This was back when I was 18 when I worked at KFC. Okay.

Have you been out with your wife on Long Island and gotten people being like, Clemmer! I like the vision of that. Yeah, once in a while. Yeah. It doesn't happen a ton. But when I went to the Mets game with Frank, Frank gets noticed everywhere. Yeah.

And I'd say out of every 15 people that recognize Frank, one recognized me. That's a good conversion. That's a great conversion. They recognize Frank and they see you and they're like, you're an alcoholic, get help. Right, yeah. Passing me like NA chips and stuff, yeah. I like the idea of you taking selfies

when you're at the Cheesecake Factory with your wife on a Saturday night. No, it doesn't happen that often. It probably happens a lot more to you guys. I got recognized at the gym today. What? The guy was like, hey, were you the dude here yesterday who shoulder pressed 75 pound dumbbells? He didn't know who I was, but.

He recognized you for gym feet. Yes. I also like just the fact that Clemmer, it just like strains him so much having to take these selfies. No, not at all. God damn it. I'll take the picture. No, it happens so rarely. It's like a fun occurrence.

I imagine if I was like someone like Big Cat or someone like Dave. No, no, but it's just funny. It must be like, oh my God. It's just funny to think about you hating it. No, I don't hate it.

No, no, I think it's funny. I think it's wild. But it's funny to think that you just hate it. Yeah, that I hate it. Yeah, sure. You don't strike me as like a selfie guy.

I'm not a selfie guy either. No, I'm not. Obviously, I'm old. But no, but people, it's wild that anyone recognized me that I don't already. I'm not a selfie guy either. No, I'm not. Obviously, I'm old. But no, but people, it's wild that anyone recognized me. I don't already know. That's me. It's so crazy. It is fucking cool.

What's that sweatshirt? Unrich. I hear the honks. There's one I think I stole from Trent. It's a couple hot dudes. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. A lot of my wardrobe is pink.

Matt James and Tyler Cameron? Yeah, I think that's it. And they just post topless on their fucking... Move your string. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good body. It's TC and MJ.

You got that in a Trent's closet? It's TC and MJ. Well, I sit at Trent's desk, so I just have been accumulating Trent clothing. There's been this hat at Trent's desk.

It's a Hawkeye that's swinging a golf club, and I want it so bad. Take it. Yeah, what's he going to do? Fucking Trent. He conceded and I want it so bad. Take it. Yeah, what's he going to do? Fucking Trent. He conceded his desk to me so easily. Didn't even put up a fight.

Did he even watch a handshake with George W. Bush again? Yeah. Fucking loser. Loser. President. I wonder how many desks have only had one owner here.

I feel like a lot of them have been cycled through. Yeah, that corner. I mean, Clemmerer alphaed Borelli out of his desk. He gave it up so easily as well. It wasn a fight that's what i mean there's like a whole new neighborhood of desks of uh attendees at a lot of these desks kb's always been transient that's probably like a sitting at a desk probably like a power move though like when you've been here long enough

that you don't need a desk like yeah i don't want a fucking desk like yeah that's traveling i'm doing there's a power move you're not like desks like what's their motive behind that you just hate desks i don't like just like people's distracting me around me so you go upstairs into a little cove yes oh really a little passion cove up here at the office probably more than anybody but it's just upstairs in the cove always upstairs in a cove he's in the breastfeeding room and he won't let the ladies in. He will. He ain't leaving. He wants a nip.

You're going to share? You done with that? Oh, fuck. You can come in. I just got to suck your titty first. Straight up. I think that Big T ditched us. It does seem to be that way.

Oh, and Pat, right? Yeah. Big Pat. Let's get the parlay wheel. Yeah, let's get these wheels going because I've got to... I'm hungry. Wet would be awful. Are you going to the game tonight?

Yes. I'm hungry, too. Do you have a prediction for the game tonight? Yeah, me and Tico are going. Yeah, I... All right, everybody pick a team, and if it lands on that matchup, you have to take a shot at Henny. Okay.

Colts, Titans. Steelers. Are the Jets on there? I can't see them, sorry. Yeah, they are. Give me Niners. Colts, Titans. And the Buccaneers.

Broncos. Rich, what were you? Colts, Titans. Oh, God fucking damn it. Yes, Clemmer and Tommy. What are they fucking god damn on? I kind of just want a shot of Henny if you guys want to give me one. That's enough.

Why'd you pull away as he was pouring? I didn't want to drink that much. I thought it was pretty simple. So you would just let him spill? You could just say that's enough. And that's on John Rich? The over. The over.

What is that? It's like 37 and a half. It's incredibly low. That still seems too fucking high. All right. Let's get another

one. Same teams. Everybody has the same teams except for you two need new teams. Bengals. Texans Raiders.

Patriots. Tommy was being a pussy there. He was looking at the furthest one. He took the furthest one. No honestly I saw orange and my head said tangles,

and that was close and it was dumb. But I'm fucking schwasted. Yeah, he is. Here, you can redeem yourself. Take one right here. Over. Oh, you got to take your shot. No, wait.

I won. No, no, you said over. Yeah, dude. Are you good, man? I'm good. I'm good. I just want to water or something so bad. I don't think so, bro.

It's all right, yeah. Lions. Lions. Steelers. Give me Niners again. All right, Nicky. This is an under ball. Under?

The game will be under. You don't know. I know for a fact. Is Christian McCaffrey going to suit up? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Let's see. Big time.

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Have you ever gone on a panty raid? No. You definitely have. You have the hands for weirdly picking up panties. Putting them over your head and running around. With like two fingers. Like the Grinch stealing Christmas stuff. Yeah, you have panty hands.

So what's the full yak parlay? Jets, Broncos over. Texans, Raiders over. Chiefs, 49ers over. All the games are in the 4 o'clock window. Alright, nice. That'll be fun to watch and follow along. Three overs. We want scores after four.

Should we spin the regular wheel? I think we should, Adam. What is the thought of John Rich to come in injured? Injured with a ball. Willis Reed, no, no, no. No, no. Everybody here is on the wheel. True.

All right. Bibbs, John, Clemmer, Tommy, on. What about TJ? Yes, of course. He's already on. And Steven are on. And so is Big Cat and Brandon Walker and Sasquatch. This is going to hurt my panty grabbing.

Can you hand me that? Wait a minute. Allison and Merch, come downstairs. We have a henny shot for you. Okay. Was she requesting one? She was requesting one herself. All TGA, yes.

She's in the chat. TGA, your worker was taking shots before. Your worker? Jason. And this is an elimination wheel, right? Hold on, should I, do you want me to FaceTime Big Cat? Let's get down to it. Are we doing an elimination or what?

Yeah, elimination. Let's start eliminating. FaceTime Brandon, FaceTime Big Cat. I like to see their reactions when they're safe. Oh, it's strong, yeah. You got Brandon? Oh, fuck. I've had Big Cat.

I can do Brandon. Yeah, I brought a different one. I just wanted to flex-eyed his number. Let's start spinning, though. Acrylic nails. We don't know yet. We're about to start the wheel. Yeah.

Acrylic nails. And he's calling brand. Sass. No, no. You're calling Sass? Don't I? No, yeah. No, he didn't.

He didn't call anyone. Yeah. All right. What? Oh, add these people to the wheel. Elimination wheel, of course. Yeah. And then we have a room full of people as well.

Clemmer will be on it. Vibs will be on it. John Rich will be on it. Smoke. Yeah. All right. Let's spin it once. Is that everybody?

So this person doesn't have to get it? Yeah. Whoever it lands on does not have to get it. Holy shit. And we have everybody, right? I need to be on there. You got Rich on there? It's a great career move for me to get acrylic nails.

So Roan... I'm in. ...must be longer than Roan's. That's the thing. If you get acrylic nails, that's longer than the last time. Of course. How long did Roan have it for? How long were they?

Oh, the length has to be longer, not how long you have them for. Correct. It'll be a week. It'll be a week. It's a week with longer nails than Roan. I need Clemmer to get this. I need Clemmer to get this. Start spinning. Elimination.

And he knows it's elimination. No. Yeah. No. Come on. Perfect. You're fucked. Jay is safe.

Jay is safe Jay is safe Perfect Jay's not even here Spin it again Let's muscle through this shit Only one of us Will have this shit nailed down And it ain't KB

Slag I think it's gonna be me Thanks Tech Guy Is that a Is that a reverse jinx smokes? I think it's going to be me. Thanks, TechGuy. Is that a reverse Jinx smokes? It's going to be me. I just have a feeling. The wheel's been nice to me in the past. That's justice for him.

That's justice. Yeah. If it's Big Cat versus somebody, we do it Monday live, the final two. Get to Smokes. No. It would have been cool. Yeah. That would have been good for my brain. Smokes and Clemmer, black on black.

Gray on gray. That smokes. That smokes. Yeah. That's a smokes. Nail free. Wait, wait. Who is this?

Oh! Clemmer, you're fucked. Woo! How did that happen? It's going to be you. You're an alcoholic. That's how it happened. Come on.

Yes! I want it to be Clem or Silver. Why? I think it's going to be Big Cat. Rich? It's been so close to you every time. Big Cat. John Rich.

So left is Sass, Clemmer, Brandon. I want Clemmer. Bad. Why? I'm sure of the people of Clemmer or Sass, I guess. All right. Brandon? Brandon?

It's going to be you. I want Big Cat versus Clemmer for the finale. Yeah. Holy fuck, this is intense. Big Cat, here you go. Three. I've been down to two people on the wheel and one before. Should we take Kate off? No, no.

Kate shouldn't be on there. I want it to be Clemmer more than I wanted arguably anything in my entire life. You're not getting Yankees wins. They might as well have this, right? I love these remains. And we got to take Kate off. Got to get Kate off of here. Yeah, because she's a girl. Yeah, your quickness at work.

What? Oh, no. It wasn't even. Oh, you can't just take someone off. I think we have to. Oh, you can now. It's already been set. We already.

Okay. Okay. She'll go long, too. No, no, no, no. Oh, no. Wait, wait. So what? All right.

Now we do a best of seven. Best of seven. I've done this before and I came out on top. That's how I stayed alive. Whoever lands on... You want it to land on you now. It shifts. Yeah.

Don't want it to land on you. You do. You do. It lands on you four times. First of four doesn't have to do it. First of four doesn't have to do it. Let's go. Let's go.

And there might be an ask. Someone want to FaceTime Kate? I just did. She didn't answer. He's doing that Philly stream. Doesn't have to do. Oh, yeah, yeah. I assumed she was at the game.

All right. All right, Kate's good. Looking good for Kate. All right. How much is this sucker? You said it was the worst. It was worse than a cast by far. There's at least a social sympathy for a cast.

If they see you straight presenting a cis white male. You might get arrested just for it. Dude, having an hour and a half commute both ways, which is long nails. So many people are going to see you. It was the worst on the commutes. I can hide in the train. I'm small. I can tuck into things.

You can't even ball your fists up. Hell no, boy. Hell no. Y'all done up and'm small. I can tuck into things. Oh, you can't even ball your fists up? Hell no, boy. Hell no. Y'all done up and done it. It's been that thing. I mean, with the long nails, it might be easier for you to, like, climb shit. Ah. Fuck.

All right, all right. I'm going to look like that, uh, what is it? Nostero, the vampire with the... Asferatu? Yeah, I'm going to look like him even more. Nails. It'll be easier to disembowel live chickens. Great.

Save me some time. Easier to disembowel them, harder to jerk off to it. Exactly. Come on, show me, Kate. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die. Yes! 2-1. 1-2-1-2-1.

It's a commanding lead. Come on, Wheel. You were nice to me before. One more. Come on. I would love one more for Kate. Or else you're getting mailed. 2-1. 1-2-1-2-1. It's a commanding lead. On wheel. You were nice to me before. One more. I would love one more for Kimmer. Or else you're getting mailed. Yeah!

No! Fuck! What the hell, Kyle? You're stealing so fast. Fuck you, Kyle. You're stupid of me. You're good. You're good. 2-2, right?

2-2? 2-2. It's 2 out of 3. Here we go. Come on Yes, oh yeah, they'll free in 2022 Fuck ah Do bibs you have to get me to straight for I mean it's it for content purposes

Yeah, funny fuck all of you you straight for Kate all right Oh me in the wheel against the world here who straight for Kate you straight now. I got this oh I'll be fine Yep, yep Name seven Shove it down his dump throat I really don't want to I'd be fucking nailed Yes Yes Fuck you Yes

Alcoholic Yeah Alcoholic I'm gonna become one Oh my god Clemmer you're gonna have to Explain it to the wife And all of the universe why you have those. At least with those nails, people will buy you drinks.

Wow. What an episode. Nick, thank you for the Hennessy. Oh, yeah, and John Rich. John Rich, thank you for the Hennessy show. Please get that checked out. I'm not going to. Oh, NASCAR, NASCAR.

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You don't want to miss this. It's going to be incredible. The Dixie Vodka 400 will mark the first time on the 1.5 mile venue for NASCAR's maybe next-gen car or something like that. Yeah, it's a next-gen car. You can check it out. It's very important of the playoff. Yeah. Let's go.

Go Phillies. And thank you all for listening. Clemmer, John. Thank you. Tommy. Let's go. Go Phillies. And thank you all for listening. Clemmer, John, Tommy, Vibs, Gay Pat, all the other people that came in and took shots, Nick, Kyle. Yeah, Clemmer, thanks for coming in. My wife just sent me the emoji of someone painting their nails. Oh, she's on it?

She a real one. She a real one. Real for that. All right. All right, gang. See you guys. It's the act. It's the act. It's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankees. It's the act.

It's the act. We'll see you next time.